🔗 03:49 Twinklebees: !next
🔗 03:49 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (5:40 from now).
🔗 05:20 cheetoJack: !advice
🔗 05:20 LRRbot: Do not take your baby into space.
🔗 05:30 Twinklebees: I would like today's work to be done pleasethankyou
🔗 05:31 Earthenone:
🔗 05:41 Twinklebees: Hey, Earthenone, did you see the Cold Steel news?
🔗 05:41 Earthenone: i did not, what is it?
🔗 05:42 cheetoJack: the Steel is even Colder now
🔗 05:42 Twinklebees: CS3 localisation was announced.
🔗 05:42 Earthenone: nice!
🔗 05:42 Twinklebees: Coming late 2019
🔗 05:42 Twinklebees: BUT it's being done by NISA, not Xseed, which has got a few people worried
🔗 05:42 Earthenone: wow for this year even!
🔗 05:42 Earthenone: ohh...
🔗 05:42 Twinklebees: NISA's localisation of Ys VIII was Not Good.
🔗 05:43 Twinklebees: Damn you Monkey Paw!
🔗 05:43 Twinklebees: (But I'm actually pretty stoked it's getting localised at all)
🔗 05:46 Earthenone: gotta love the extra leg belts
🔗 05:47 Twinklebees: But yeah, I guess I have a game to look forward to in some number of months
🔗 05:48 Twinklebees: I dunno if NISA are known for pushing back release dates, so I've no idea if that 2019 release date will end up being accurate
🔗 05:49 Earthenone: aperently the pushed back ys viii twice, once mere hours before sheduled release
🔗 05:50 Earthenone: ohh, ps4 exclusive.... i probobly cant play it anyways
🔗 05:51 Twinklebees: Oh :<
🔗 05:52 Earthenone: "NIS America also states that this release will see the return of certain English localization staff that have worked on previous titles in the series" so thats some positive news
🔗 05:52 Twinklebees: Yeah, though until we have names it won't settle people down. I don't know about it too well, but I think some of the Xseed staff were responsible for giving the localisation a lot of the heart it had.
🔗 05:53 Twinklebees: And the hope is that it's one of them
🔗 05:53 Twinklebees: But hey, I guess we'll find out
🔗 05:56 Twinklebees: Oh wait, it's almost 2pm? no wonder I'm hungry
🔗 05:59 Weagle: !findbutts
🔗 05:59 LRRbot: Above you?!
🔗 06:07 LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
🔗 06:18 Twinklebees: Warble
🔗 06:18 Weagle: Heya Twinklebees
🔗 06:19 Twinklebees: wanna_go_home.mp3
🔗 06:19 Weagle:
I did in fact go to bed eventually, and you went to work eventually 
🔗 06:19 Twinklebees: Indeed
🔗 06:19 Twinklebees:
I actually went pretty much immediately after I mentioned it 
🔗 06:19 Weagle: I'm only 30 minutes into the workday so far
🔗 06:19 Twinklebees: I ended up going to the Falcom subreddit to see what the reaction was.
🔗 06:19 Twinklebees: It was about what I expected
🔗 06:20 Weagle: Much wailing and gnashing of teeth?
🔗 06:20 Earthenone: !findquote teeth
🔗 06:20 LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
🔗 06:21 Twinklebees: Mostly "NISA? Oh no...but it's better than nothing, I guess"
🔗 06:21 Twinklebees: Also "I hope they keep the voice cast"
🔗 06:21 Twinklebees: 'cause who doesn't want Matt Mercer as a foppish, crazy prince?
🔗 06:23 Twinklebees: We know that Rean is the same, but CS does have a loooot of voiced characters
🔗 06:23 Earthenone: indeed
🔗 06:24 Earthenone: i hope they can at least keep the main party members the same
🔗 06:26 Laurreth made a grave mistake
🔗 06:30 rf232: i was lost, i saw Matt Mercer, and the conversation was between twinklebees and weagle, so was expecting DnD to be the topic
🔗 06:30 rf232: i did not understand what was going on
🔗 06:30 Weagle:
Nope sorry
🔗 06:30 Twinklebees: Heheh
🔗 06:31 Weagle: Chances are I'm going to crash real hard when I get home, already tired and it's only 9:30
🔗 06:31 rf232:
looking forward to tomorrow for dnd though 
🔗 06:32 Twinklebees: Earthenone: Man, it really does make me want to play the Crossbell games though. I feel like it's only going to get more important to the overall story
🔗 06:32 Weagle: Oh yes. I'm glad that I should be able to make it.
🔗 06:32 Twinklebees: Mhm, I'm looking forward to it
🔗 06:42 PhoenixMelior: !advice
🔗 06:42 LRRbot: Roll for ghost!
🔗 06:42 Earthenone: ?roll
🔗 06:42Pump19: THIS is why we can't have nice things!
🔗 06:42 cheetoJack: dnd should be fun tomorrow, but I do need to finalize some visual things in roll20
🔗 06:43 Twinklebees: Check out all of it's *majesty*
🔗 06:43 cheetoJack:
🔗 06:44 cheetoJack: wait i think thats me in this case
🔗 06:44 cheetoJack: I'll allow it.
🔗 06:44 Twinklebees: I'll be honest, I've had that Strong Bad quote in my head ever since we learned the name.
🔗 06:45 PhoenixMelior: !advice
🔗 06:45 LRRbot: Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.
🔗 06:46 Twinklebees: Damn, that's where I've been going wrong all these years
🔗 06:46 Earthenone: !findquote alpaca
🔗 06:46 LRRbot: Quote #5480: "My alpaca hole is glowing." —Ian [2018-11-04]
🔗 06:46 PhoenixMelior: I feel like alpaca is the only woolly animal I can get along with
🔗 06:46 cheetoJack: I'll give someone inspiration if they try to impress someone with their Alpaca knowledge in some moment where impressing an NPC matters
🔗 06:48 cheetoJack: they do not!
🔗 06:48 PhoenixMelior: then I CAN pet them!
🔗 06:53 Earthenone: well that was annoying, the flavor of gum i order went up to 8c per piece when regular flavors of the gum are 4c per piece
🔗 06:57 PhoenixMelior: that's lame
🔗 06:59 Earthenone: ohh well the theoretical eventual localization of cs3 was positive enough news to outweigh it this morning
🔗 07:02 PhoenixMelior: in other news, I somehow got my partner listening to My Favourite Murder and Friendshipping
🔗 07:03 Earthenone: im glad you can share your interests with your partner
🔗 07:04 Earthenone: for some reason that looks sarcastic when i read it back, it was not
🔗 07:05 Twinklebees: Curse you, text communication
🔗 07:05 PhoenixMelior: text is really bad at trying to figure out how people mean thing
🔗 07:06 Weagle: Words are hard
🔗 07:06 PhoenixMelior: words are hard!
🔗 07:08 Twinklebees: I've pretty much checked out mentally today.
🔗 07:09 Weagle: I expect that to happen in about 6 hours for me
🔗 07:09 Earthenone: i need to try and find a doctor that will take my insurance this weekend as i am out of refills on my meds
🔗 07:09 Weagle: Earthenone best of luck there
🔗 07:10 Weagle: Is there any chance you could get a referral from your insurance company? I know some will just give you a suggestion, of a practice that they work with regularly
🔗 07:11 Earthenone: the place they reffered me to kicked me out
🔗 07:11 PhoenixMelior: oof
🔗 07:12 Earthenone: it happend a while back, i just have put off looking for holidays and helping my mom move
🔗 07:12 Earthenone: but that is over now
🔗 07:12 PhoenixMelior: yeah I'm finally starting to recover from that
🔗 07:14 Weagle: The Holidaypocalypse of schedules being thrown out of whack is *real*
🔗 07:14 Earthenone: but yeah im on a new insurance now that i am offically disabled and doctors dont like admiting you if you have this paticular type it seems
🔗 07:15 PhoenixMelior: well that's upsetting
🔗 07:15 Earthenone: i imagine the government dosent pay them back as much as private insurace after all
🔗 07:15 Weagle: Probably not
🔗 07:16 Earthenone: !findquote capitalisim
🔗 07:16 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 07:16 Weagle: As much as private insurance wants to save money, government insurance wants to save money equally if not more
🔗 07:16 Weagle: !findquote capitalism
🔗 07:16 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 07:17 PhoenixMelior: Capitalism, ho!
🔗 07:17 Earthenone: thats what i was expecting tbh
🔗 07:18 Weagle: Anyway, how's this for something weird: I got a like on a tweet I made nearly a year ago
🔗 07:18 Earthenone: was it a porn bot trying to look legitimate?
🔗 07:19 Weagle: I don't... think so?
🔗 07:20 Weagle: It was just a tweet that IIRC was in response to Beej and Alex talking about anime? Considering it was responding to the two of them and was just the words "Houseki no Kuni"
🔗 07:20 PhoenixMelior: someone's creeping and their finger slipped
🔗 07:26 Earthenone: i mostly played spellcasters when i was younger so i forgot how much of a pain attack rating was in diablo 2
🔗 07:27 Weagle: I should play in the D3 season that starts tonight
🔗 07:27 Weagle: It's got a fun seasonal effect
🔗 07:27 PhoenixMelior: holy shit I don't have plans after D&D tomorrow
🔗 07:27 PhoenixMelior: what am I going to do with all that free time
🔗 07:28 Weagle: Play more JRPGs
🔗 07:28 Earthenone: !findquote weeb
🔗 07:28 LRRbot: Quote #3254: "The weeb life chose me." —Alex [2016-08-17]
🔗 07:28 Weagle: Watch more anime
🔗 07:28 PhoenixMelior: mmm, I am very close to being done Utena.
🔗 07:29 Weagle: Oh, that does remind me of the other neat thing: I found a Horizon Zero Dawn: Complete Edition copy at walmart for $20
🔗 07:29 Twinklebees: Oh, PhoenixMelior, did you see the category for GoC?
🔗 07:29 Weagle: Which, I guess it's been out for close to two years, but that's quite the price drop
🔗 07:30 Weagle: It's a category we could maybe have something interesting for them with
🔗 07:30 Earthenone: im sure james will go through the list and weed out the interesting ones
🔗 07:31 Earthenone:
🔗 07:31 Weagle: There was certainly a lot of Chat who had some questionable suggestions though
🔗 07:31 Twinklebees: I mean, you beejface, but...
🔗 07:32 Twinklebees: It sure never got old suggesting violent and gory stuff...
🔗 07:32 Weagle: Nope, not at all...
🔗 07:32 Weagle: (which is to say, it got old after the second person to do that)
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: wait what
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: !goc
🔗 07:33 LRRbot:
Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here! http://lrr.cc/goc
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: Cute Games?! WELL HELL
🔗 07:33 Weagle: Do you know what I and Twinklebees submitted?
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior windmill slams Long Live the Queen
🔗 07:34 Weagle:
Exactly that
🔗 07:34 cheetoJack: I also submitted that
🔗 07:34 Twinklebees: I think I had about as many suggestions for this category as all the others I've done combined.
🔗 07:35 PhoenixMelior: as a weeb, we have a whole lot of that stuff.
🔗 07:35 Twinklebees:
I didn't see you in chat at the time, so I figured you'd want to know
🔗 07:35 Weagle: Also, can I just say that Lego Worlds might have been the worst possible Lego game for them to get, just because of how little it guides you?
🔗 07:35 cheetoJack: Yeah. It was... interesting?
🔗 07:35 Twinklebees: I can't say I found it the most entertaining stream ever.
🔗 07:35 PhoenixMelior: I mean, I didn't foresee a Lego game ending well at all
🔗 07:36 Weagle: Most of them are fine-ish
🔗 07:36 cheetoJack: but as far as Lego games go I think they should have just picked one of the normal ones
🔗 07:36 PhoenixMelior: oh I watched Black Panther last night
🔗 07:36 PhoenixMelior: it was... full of memes?
🔗 07:36 Twinklebees: Screenwriter: Futaba Sakura.
🔗 07:36 Earthenone: weird
🔗 07:37 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees yeah, seriously
🔗 07:37 Weagle: Worlds... Worlds is a different gameplay loop
🔗 07:37 PhoenixMelior: like there was a character in that movie that was almost exactly Futaba
🔗 07:40 Twinklebees: I have not seen it myself. I do not really care for the Mervel Movies.
🔗 07:40 Twinklebees: Or even the Marvel ones.
🔗 07:40 PhoenixMelior: yeah, I'm not particularly up on them
🔗 07:41 PhoenixMelior: I watched Infinity War and was interested in learning more about Black Panther and Doctor Strange though
🔗 07:41 Earthenone: i saw.. some of ironman i think?
🔗 07:41 Twinklebees: Mm, I watched a bunch of the early ones, and the avengers but after that I haven't really seen any at all.
🔗 07:42 Twinklebees: I find them Mostly Fine.
🔗 07:42 Twinklebees: I don't think they're bad, they just don't do much for me
🔗 07:42 PhoenixMelior: I'm just not big on movies anymore
🔗 07:42 Earthenone: i find movies too much of a commitment lately
🔗 07:42 Earthenone: read last 7 years
🔗 07:42 PhoenixMelior: mmm
🔗 07:43 cheetoJack: I ended up watching Jupiter Ascending last weekend. That was A Thing.
🔗 07:43 PhoenixMelior: they are long, expensive in a lot of ways, not particularly representative, and tend to have too many side love stories
🔗 07:43 Earthenone: i mean i will watch anime for the length of a movie sometimes but it is easier with shorter increments
🔗 07:44 PhoenixMelior: it's a different kind of storytelling
🔗 07:44 Weagle: I'm just not much of a movie person, although the Marvel ones are decent enough when I do watch movies.
🔗 07:44 PhoenixMelior: i'd much rather play a video game or watch an anime than a movie - more engagement
🔗 07:44 Earthenone: theres that too
🔗 07:44 Weagle: Games far more often, yeah
🔗 07:44 Twinklebees: I like movies. I often feel that I should be watching more. I watched a bunch of my favourites at christmas too.
🔗 07:45 cheetoJack: Jupiter Ascending was just like the same thing as Twilight almost. Some cute boy comes along and tells her she's special, and then she ends up being fairly useless through the rest of the movie
🔗 07:45 Weagle: Plus they typically last longer than movies
🔗 07:45 PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack did she also turn into a vampire at the end?
🔗 07:45 Twinklebees: I heard there was a sequence in Jupiter Ascending that had one of my favourite silly things: Space Bureaucracy.
🔗 07:46 Twinklebees: But I have not seen it, so I do not know for sure.
🔗 07:46 Weagle: Oh, Twinklebees, apparently a new figure went up on the Japan Squeenix store for the last boss from Orbonne
🔗 07:46 cheetoJack: No, she became the owner of Earth and some massive space company but she didnt seem to care about that part, just Earth
🔗 07:47 PhoenixMelior: cool, doesn't sound like I need to see that movie then
🔗 07:47 cheetoJack: Oh Twinklebees there is 100% a space bureaucracy sequence where she's trying to get officially recognized as a genetic match to the person who was rich and all that
🔗 07:48 cheetoJack: because this culture believes that if you have a 100% genetic match to someone else you are a reincarnation of them. And it works because they live for thousands of years
🔗 07:48 PhoenixMelior: okay then.
🔗 07:48 Weagle: Suuuuuuuuuuure
🔗 07:48 Twinklebees: Weagle: Yeah, I heard about that.
🔗 07:49 cheetoJack: you know how they live for thousands of years?
🔗 07:49 Weagle: Literal Actual Magic?
🔗 07:49 cheetoJack: nah, they seed human life on planets and then harvest them when they get to critical mass and turn them into anti-aging dust
🔗 07:49 Twinklebees: But yeah, fantasy people being forced into out-of-place mundane situations is actually one of my favourite comedy situations
🔗 07:50 Weagle: Seems legit
🔗 07:51 PhoenixMelior: sure hope the guy who is two days late on getting me something shows up
🔗 07:53 Twinklebees: I'm gonna try using my slow cooker this evening.
🔗 07:53 Twinklebees: Hopefully it will not cause any disasters.
🔗 07:53 PhoenixMelior: what did you decide on making?
🔗 07:54 Twinklebees: I have the stuff to make a few things, actually.
🔗 07:54 Twinklebees: Though soup or chilli, probably
🔗 07:54 PhoenixMelior: those are good ones for the slow cooker
🔗 07:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (1:33 from now).
🔗 07:57 Weagle: Wonder who the cohost will be
🔗 07:57 PhoenixMelior: hmm, looks like the Events Page actually says No Kiss
🔗 07:57 Weagle: Well, Jacob is at Pax South
🔗 07:58 PhoenixMelior: Doesn't stop Kathleen, but I think maybe she decided to take it off
🔗 07:58 Earthenone: so is graham right?
🔗 07:58 Weagle: Graham, Ben, Serge, Jacob
🔗 07:58 Earthenone: that might stop kathleen
🔗 07:58 Weagle: Maybe another?
🔗 07:58 PhoenixMelior: good point, Earthenone
🔗 07:58 Weagle: Jacob is there for his own reasons though, not because he's LRR-adjacent
🔗 07:59 Twinklebees: I think they said Kathleen + Matt play a grab bag o' stuff?
🔗 07:59 Weagle: Matthew, seems legit
🔗 08:00 Weagle: I like Matthew, he seems like a nice guy, and he's sorta becoming more Crew-y as time goes on and he continues to do stuff for them\
🔗 08:02 PhoenixMelior: is this Goat Prince Matt?
🔗 08:03 Weagle: I think so?
🔗 08:04 rf232: goat prince?
🔗 08:05 PhoenixMelior: yes, the Matt that's on AFK sometimes, edits RoadQuest and sent LRR those You Got Mail Goats? Their chat username is goatprince
🔗 08:06 Earthenone: i havent seen enough of him to have an opinion, he was on a few group streams which is hard to get a feel for any individual and i couldent follow the cultist simulator streak
🔗 08:06 Earthenone: stream*
🔗 08:06 PhoenixMelior: oh right, he and Cori finally did that. I wonder if that's work checking out
🔗 08:06 PhoenixMelior: *worth
🔗 08:07 Earthenone: they dident have the "one person knows the game and the other is being shown it" diad that helps me follow
🔗 08:07 Weagle: Yeah, that was probably slightly suboptimal there
🔗 08:12 Earthenone: it might have been good for people that knew what the eff was going on, but i cannot follow a conversation and learn a game like thats systems at the same time
🔗 08:13 PhoenixMelior: mmm. Sounds not great.
🔗 08:17 PhoenixMelior: has everyone in chat submitted to the games of chance for next week?
🔗 08:17 Earthenone:
i had not so i decided to add weight to Long Live the Queen by submitting that
🔗 08:18 PhoenixMelior:
excellent 
🔗 08:18 PhoenixMelior: hopefully we're giving it enough legs
🔗 08:18 PhoenixMelior: to get included in the running but not get picked
🔗 08:19 Earthenone: thats the dream
🔗 08:20 Earthenone: i havent played d3 in a long time, the patch notes look silly
🔗 08:21 Earthenone: things like "The (6) Set bonus has been increased from 3000% to 12000%"
🔗 08:28 TehAmelie: it's almost like the patch noted they could make for Click Quest if that was patched
🔗 08:28 malc: ~lasttweet chance
🔗 08:28 PhoenixMelior: !goc
🔗 08:28 LRRbot:
Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here! http://lrr.cc/goc
🔗 08:29 TehAmelie: *notes
🔗 08:29 malc: why do we want them to play Long Live the Queen? I know nothing of it
🔗 08:29 TehAmelie: it's cute and full of danger
🔗 08:30 TehAmelie: i guess
🔗 08:30 TehAmelie: i suggested The Binding of Isaac which is definitely just subverting the idea of cuteness
🔗 08:31 PhoenixMelior: so uh, Long Live the Queen is secretly the Dark Souls of visual novel type games
🔗 08:31 PhoenixMelior: it's a very cute game oft loved by weebs for its intense strategy, and the fact that you can die at any second
🔗 08:31 TehAmelie: i died a lot more per hour that i've played LLTQ
🔗 08:32 malc:
heh, OK, could be fun to watch them fail at that
🔗 08:33 TehAmelie: it helps that the death scenes are quick and brutal at like the level of IWTBTG
🔗 08:33 PhoenixMelior: I really hope we get the death right near the end. OR, optionally, that Paul and James insist on Dog Training being relevant, and they pass.
🔗 08:33 TehAmelie: but wityh slightly more writing
🔗 08:34 TehAmelie: i kan spel
🔗 08:34 Earthenone: !findquote words
🔗 08:34 LRRbot: Quote #1599: "He's... delicious? No... adorable. That's the word." —Ian [2016-01-17]
🔗 08:35 TehAmelie: jeez, and i haven't even had a schnapps yet
🔗 08:35 red_shoes_jeff: What's this about schnapps?
🔗 08:35 TehAmelie is celebrating payday with cool peppermint schnapps and a hot new jacket
🔗 08:35 red_shoes_jeff: Nifty!
🔗 08:35 Earthenone: yay celebration!
🔗 08:36 TehAmelie: well, trying to feel positive about my backpack wearing holes in my good winter jacket and having to spend 400 bucks on a new one
🔗 08:36 CataclysmicReverb: Long Live the Queen is an amazing game, but it doesn't really fit in the realm of where the rest of what I understand as VN, as it's a bit closer to the life-simulators like ... that monster high game that was popular for a week, or Personas
🔗 08:36 Earthenone: monster high game you say?
🔗 08:37 TehAmelie: it's a pretty straightforward Princess Maker
🔗 08:37 CataclysmicReverb: That too, but I don't know how well known that game is TehAmelie
🔗 08:37 Earthenone: i wonder if the deal is buy one or beej will scream at you
🔗 08:37 CataclysmicReverb: Like, iirc they cited that in the description as an influence
🔗 08:37 TehAmelie: i mean i think there's a law that you have to read that Princess Maker 2 LP
🔗 08:38 CataclysmicReverb: LP?
🔗 08:38 Earthenone: i dont know what you are talking about so i guess im a criminal
🔗 08:38 TehAmelie: that one with Gendo Ikari as the player character
🔗 08:38 CataclysmicReverb: Oh, that makes sense
🔗 08:39 PhoenixMelior: why you always crimin
🔗 08:39 CataclysmicReverb: Any lets play-style blogs that I've read on that game were destroyed by hackers or neglect before internet archiving really took off
🔗 08:40 TehAmelie: that one's well preserved and complete
🔗 08:41 CataclysmicReverb: That's nice
🔗 08:41 TehAmelie: it has some patchy language but is mostly wholesome fun
🔗 08:41 Earthenone: think is should play postgame content in a good game, finish a medium game, or start a new game for my next* game
🔗 08:42 PhoenixMelior: finish a medium game
🔗 08:42 PhoenixMelior: I'm all about clearing out my backlog
🔗 08:43 Metric_Furlong: yep, we're all definitely about that
🔗 08:43 CataclysmicReverb: Hmm...
🔗 08:43 Metric_Furlong: not playing Dragon's Dogma again
🔗 08:43 Metric_Furlong: definitely not doing that
🔗 08:43 TehAmelie: well, is it medium in quality or quantity? cause i feel i've grown up a lot by realizing i can just drop games and stuff that aren't super engaging
🔗 08:43 PhoenixMelior:
that's why I said *I* am all about that
🔗 08:43 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie quantity, I'd imagine
🔗 08:44 CataclysmicReverb: I've been more about buying only games that I know I'll actually enjoy recently, or indie games that I see people stream and want to support
🔗 08:44 PhoenixMelior: I've been doing both of those things
🔗 08:44 Metric_Furlong: why would you buy games you thought you weren't going to like?
🔗 08:44 PhoenixMelior: the price of games is stupid in Canada
🔗 08:45 CataclysmicReverb: Shutdown's putting a few new holes in my belt though, so skipping some things I can't afford for a few months
🔗 08:45 TehAmelie: i think Beyond Earth was the last full price game i bought
🔗 08:45 PhoenixMelior:
ugh, sorry to hear that 
🔗 08:45 PhoenixMelior: I feel so awful for all the people down there struggling through all this nonsense
🔗 08:46 TehAmelie: especially when the whole reason for it is like quadruple pointless
🔗 08:46 CataclysmicReverb: I have enough in savings and budgeting knowledge that I'll be fine, but it's pushing back my ability to afford a house by a few months
🔗 08:47 PhoenixMelior: yeah no kidding
🔗 08:47 PhoenixMelior: dumb question, will you get backpay when (if) the shutdown ends?
🔗 08:47 CataclysmicReverb: I honestly don't know
🔗 08:47 TehAmelie: i think that's a very good question
🔗 08:48 CataclysmicReverb: Last shutdown of even this length, when the fight was over healthcare, they still paid us.
🔗 08:48 Earthenone: if you are a direct federal employee you should, if you are a subcontracting third party probobly not
🔗 08:49 CataclysmicReverb: But then again, it's less pointless and more sinister of intent
🔗 08:49 TehAmelie: back pay is neat. the most money i've had in my life was when i got my disability, with back pay for the months that it took to process
🔗 08:50 PhoenixMelior: mmm, I'm sure we all have opinions
🔗 08:50 PhoenixMelior: as in, opinions™
🔗 08:50 TehAmelie: then my cousin borrowed most of that for poker and i still haven't gotten it back
🔗 08:50 Earthenone: my backpay went mainly to lawyers and the state
🔗 08:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (39m from now).
🔗 08:50 CataclysmicReverb: Like, I'm more upset about my stepbrother still stanning for that institution than any affect this's going to have on me.
🔗 08:51 Earthenone: i had enough to buy some ikea furnature, 2/4 pieces i ordered arrrived
🔗 08:51 Earthenone: i called customer support over 100 times before deciding to take the L and move on
🔗 08:51 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 08:53 Earthenone: pro tip, never get ikea shipped
🔗 08:53 TehAmelie: i'll remember that
🔗 08:54 TehAmelie: i have had some hilarious adventures getting stuff from Ikea aross town on the bus with my other, nicer cousin
🔗 08:55 TehAmelie: but it still seems like a much worse risk to get it delivered
🔗 08:56 CataclysmicReverb: But hell, what's on my mind is getting too political for Dawnguard, and I don't really know how to express what's on my mind. So, anime?
🔗 08:56 DarkMorford: Hey chat
🔗 08:56 CataclysmicReverb: Hey DM
🔗 08:56 TehAmelie: political anime?
🔗 08:56 CataclysmicReverb: Whoever recommended Recovery of an MMO Junkie, thank you!
🔗 08:56 Earthenone: im glad you like it
🔗 08:57 DarkMorford:
Oh, I am here for some weeb shit.
🔗 08:57 TehAmelie: i mean, it has to exist. would be funny to watch animes about Japanese politicians with positions you've never heard of
🔗 08:57 PhoenixMelior:
CataclysmicReverb we do tackle tough topics sometimes, but we try not to get crazy right before a stream starts
🔗 08:57 PhoenixMelior: weeb shit though, we're always here for
🔗 08:57 PhoenixMelior: I'm on episode 33 of Revolutionary Girl Utena
🔗 08:58 Twinklebees: Episode 33, you say?
🔗 08:58 TehAmelie: it's probably enough to say that discussing the current administration of the United States in any way is too intense for chat even though we're all on the same page
🔗 08:58 CataclysmicReverb: Like, what's it with anime and bringing up slavery in fantasy settings though... like, is there just a generation of LN writers with a very distinct fetish going on?
🔗 08:58 Earthenone: start a podcast?
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: I think so? Nanami just went for a ride
🔗 08:58 Twinklebees: I believe that's the episode where Utena thinks about making sandwiches.
🔗 08:59 PhoenixMelior: oh boy, that's going to be exciting
🔗 08:59 Earthenone: i am between animes at the moment, put one on pause because i was just not in the mood for it
🔗 09:00 Twinklebees: I've been checking out a couple of the new season things.
🔗 09:00 CataclysmicReverb: Which one, Earthenone ?
🔗 09:00 TehAmelie: i'm catching up on Steven Universe as we speak
🔗 09:00 DarkMorford: I've got 3 or 4 from the new season that I'm checking out, but not sure if I'm going to stay for the whole thing.
🔗 09:00 Earthenone: Nodame Cantabile
🔗 09:00 TehAmelie runs for the amerimanga hills
🔗 09:01 Twinklebees: I remember Nodame Cantabile being perfectly serviceable, though not hugely substantial
🔗 09:01 CataclysmicReverb: Oh, so, if you can consume SU, the new She-Ra is kinda fun
🔗 09:01 TehAmelie: i love it
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: SU, Steven Universe?
🔗 09:01 CataclysmicReverb: Yeah
🔗 09:02 CraziestOwl: !next
🔗 09:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (27m from now).
🔗 09:02 Earthenone: @Twinklebees yeah, thats why its a pause and not a drop, it seems fine just not what im in the mood for
🔗 09:02 CataclysmicReverb: Like, I couldn't really get into SU, but it's on the same wavelength, I've kinda heard the trend described as "Hopecore" which kinda makes me giggle
🔗 09:02 TehAmelie: i can dig it
🔗 09:02 TehAmelie: (Baron)
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: mmm. I have two major roadblocks for getting into Steven Universe. The art style, and how much the crew yelling "THE BITS! THE BITS!" annoys the absolute fuck out of me
🔗 09:03 CataclysmicReverb: Yeah
🔗 09:03 DarkMorford: WataTen (Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita) is cute, as befits a Doga Kobo slice-of-life show, but it has some lolicon bits that are a little uncomfortable.
🔗 09:03 Twinklebees: Oh, is THAT what it's a reference to?
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: apparently yes
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: I can't stand it
🔗 09:03 Earthenone:
i did see an entertaining video on youtube about anime
🔗 09:03 TehAmelie: it happens twice in the show
🔗 09:03 Twinklebees: DarkMorford: I watched the first episode of that Quintuplets Harem show. It was shockingly better than I expected
🔗 09:04 CataclysmicReverb: I couldn't get past the first episode of SU, but it's the best comparison I could make
🔗 09:04 Twinklebees: Even taking into account that I didn't expect anything.
🔗 09:04 DarkMorford: Oh? I might need to look at that one, then. I was kinda going back and forth on starting it.
🔗 09:04 CataclysmicReverb: Art style of it wasn't my favorite, but I could look past it. Steven himself was grating
🔗 09:04 PhoenixMelior: I'm still a ways off, but I'll need to pick the anime I'm going to watch after Nichijou
🔗 09:04 Twinklebees: It had some moments which made me chuckle. I think it could very easily run out of the little steam it has though
🔗 09:05 PhoenixMelior: oh boy, only 101 episodes in my podcast backlog. And I'm not sure I can listen to the shorter podcast anyway
🔗 09:05 DarkMorford: Phoenix, "Your Lie in April" is excellent. It has a lot of feels, which might be a good change of pace after Nichijou's rapid-fire comedy.
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: yeah I'm wondering if Silver Spoon is something I should look into
🔗 09:06 Earthenone: it is
🔗 09:06 Earthenone: it got me to stay alive after 4545
🔗 09:06 Twinklebees: 's pretty good.
🔗 09:06 TehAmelie: i liked Silver Spoon for a while
🔗 09:06 DarkMorford: Not familiar with Silver Spoon myself
🔗 09:07 TehAmelie: i suggest reading as much of it as you can stand
🔗 09:07 PhoenixMelior: that's pretty high praise
🔗 09:07 Twinklebees:
DarkMorford: It's what Arakawa did after FMA. It's about as opposite as you could get to FMA
🔗 09:07 TehAmelie: it goes in some very weird directions, seemingly just to stretch the story as much as possible
🔗 09:08 TehAmelie: so, just pretend it ends whenever it becomes boring
🔗 09:08 Twinklebees:
That's kinda what happened with me I liked it well enough, but not enough to keep with it
🔗 09:08 Twinklebees: But I thought it was good.
🔗 09:09 PhoenixMelior: sounds like I could try it though, it's not too long right?
🔗 09:09 TehAmelie: i think the manga is still ongoing
🔗 09:09 DarkMorford:
"Girly Air Force" is another new one I'm watching. Kinda reminds me Symphogear but not as hype, so maybe I should just finish catching up on Symphogear instead.
🔗 09:09 TehAmelie: maybe the anime is cooler
🔗 09:09 Twinklebees: The anime has ~20 episodes over 2 seasons
🔗 09:11 TehAmelie: i should check that out
🔗 09:11 Twinklebees: DarkMorford: I also quite enjoyed the first episode of Endro, though it lost a lot of points for being a generic dragon quest fantasy world.
🔗 09:11 PhoenixMelior: oh yeah that's very digestible
🔗 09:11 Twinklebees: It had a good Fun Things Are Fun quotient.
🔗 09:11 Earthenone:
digestable is apropriate considering the content of the show
🔗 09:11 PhoenixMelior: I'm try to keep it to anime that I can finish in a month watching 1-2 episodes a day
🔗 09:11 TehAmelie: random question, does "all" anime series operate on 20-some minute episode format or are there exceptions?
🔗 09:11 Earthenone: there are exceptions
🔗 09:12 Twinklebees: Generally yes, TehAmelie.
🔗 09:12 DarkMorford: Sometimes you'll get a 45-minute double episode to start a series, but generally they're all in that half-hour range.
🔗 09:12 Earthenone: some anime are entirly made of shorts
🔗 09:12 Twinklebees: Oh yeah, there's also lots of 5-minute stuff
🔗 09:13 TehAmelie: well, double episodes still count as two normal length ones
🔗 09:13 DarkMorford: That too. There are shows that are half-length (15 minute episodes) and some in the 5-7 minute range.
🔗 09:13 DarkMorford: I've even seen some that are only 3 minutes long.
🔗 09:14 Twinklebees: I think all of Figure 17's episodes were 45 minutes
🔗 09:14 TehAmelie: shorter is getting more popular of course
🔗 09:14 Twinklebees: with 10 minutes of Sci-fi magical girl show, and 35 minutes of rural hokkaido drama
🔗 09:14 PhoenixMelior:
I'm just saying I'm not looking to watch One Piece or Bleach this year, is all
🔗 09:15 Twinklebees:
I assume I don't need to mention my recommendations again
🔗 09:15 TehAmelie: is it possible for an adult working full time to watch One Piece in one year?
🔗 09:15 Earthenone: its not over yet, so no
🔗 09:15 Earthenone:
🔗 09:15 DarkMorford: I'm really enjoying the second season of "BanG Dream!", but you'll probably be pretty confused if you don't play the game. Lots of characters get thrown at you and you're just expected to know them.
🔗 09:15 TehAmelie:
catch up on, then
🔗 09:16 DarkMorford: (But as a game player, goddamn is it fun seeing those characters come to life.)
🔗 09:16 Earthenone: i need to go with a shorter anime for the next one i watch with my roommate, FMA brotherhood took forever
🔗 09:16 TehAmelie: did you know older shows like Frasier are played "faster" to leave more room for commercials in a 30 minute window?
🔗 09:17 TehAmelie: for those pleebs who still watch TV broadcasts
🔗 09:17 Earthenone: only watching like 3 episodes a week makes a 64 episode show take forever
🔗 09:17 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie current runtime, excluding the films, is at around 330 hours iirc
🔗 09:18 TehAmelie: nice mathin'
🔗 09:18 DarkMorford: Most new shows these days are 12-13 episodes. If they're really popular they might go out to 24-26.
🔗 09:18 TehAmelie: at 8 hours a day that'd take less than two months
🔗 09:19 Metric_Furlong: bear in mind that new episodes will still be coming out while you're watching the older ones
🔗 09:19 TehAmelie: like, six episodes?
🔗 09:19 TehAmelie: of course, if i had to do one thing for eight hours a day for a month i'd probably die
🔗 09:20 Metric_Furlong: so yeah, about 2 months as a 9-to-5 job
🔗 09:20 PhoenixMelior: hey, I'm okay with shows only being 1-3 seasons. I'll say it every time, Ouran High School Host Club was a great anime that was short and swet
🔗 09:20 PhoenixMelior: *sweet
🔗 09:20 Metric_Furlong: squeet
🔗 09:20 Earthenone: i am ok with it as long as the show is ok with it
🔗 09:20 PhoenixMelior: squeet is over
🔗 09:20 Earthenone: i.e if the show knew how long it was running for
🔗 09:20 PhoenixMelior: well yes, that's the caveat
🔗 09:20 DarkMorford: The "BanG Dream!" franchise puts out a lot of good music, too. Bangers, you might say (if you'll excuse the pun). And all different genres too.
🔗 09:20 TehAmelie: just wait, next Desert Bus we'll bring it back
🔗 09:20 CraziestOwl: ,next
🔗 09:21 CraziestOwl: !next
🔗 09:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (8m from now).
🔗 09:23 Twinklebees: With the announcement, I've been listening to the CS3 OST. I do quite enjoy it.
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: oh, did it get announced for localisation?
🔗 09:24 Metric_Furlong: yes
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: sick.
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: I can look forward to that in two years
🔗 09:24 Earthenone: not Xseed though amd ps4 exclusive
🔗 09:24 Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: wait what?
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: How am I supossed to transfer my CS2 data?
🔗 09:25 Earthenone: you cant
🔗 09:25 Earthenone: either way
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: what do you mean "either way"
🔗 09:25 Earthenone: from what i hear data is only between 1 and 2, and 3 and 4
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: oh okay, that's fine then
🔗 09:26 PhoenixMelior: otherwise you'd be starting game 3 at like, level 80
🔗 09:26 Earthenone: well they are releasing a combo pack of cs1 and 2 for ps4
🔗 09:26 Earthenone: was what i meant by either way
🔗 09:26 Earthenone: like if you got it for the system still couldent do save transfer
🔗 09:26 Twinklebees: Yeah, there's just no save transfer between 2 and 3 even in the Japanese version.
🔗 09:27 PhoenixMelior: then I do not mind the change in platform at all
🔗 09:27 Earthenone: i do, but i dont have a ps4
🔗 09:27 Twinklebees: Which, presumably leads to a case of Schrodingers Girlfriend.
🔗 09:27 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 09:27 Earthenone: please, its called Shrodingers Waifu
🔗 09:27 LoadingReadyRun: stream will be starting about 5 min late
🔗 09:27 PhoenixMelior: thanks, presumably Kathleen
🔗 09:27 Earthenone: ohh neat, there is a stream today then!
🔗 09:28 Metric_Furlong: oh, better get going in that case
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees spoilers: Alisa is your girlfriend now.
🔗 09:28 Earthenone: nononono
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: you don't have a say in this
🔗 09:28 TehAmelie: oh good, maybe i can watch this episode to the end
🔗 09:28 Twinklebees: Surely you want her over the Amazon with a buster sword?
🔗 09:28 Twinklebees: I can't imagine why it would be otherwise.
🔗 09:29 PhoenixMelior: Laura? Of course not, I'd take a twig over Alisa any day
🔗 09:29 Metric_Furlong is now picturing a rainforest wielding a massive sword
🔗 09:29 Twinklebees: Bit of an overpowered party member
🔗 09:29 TehAmelie: let the Amazon defend itself
🔗 09:30 PhoenixMelior: no kidding, an entire rainforest seems strong
🔗 09:30Theycallmejokke: !next
🔗 09:30 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (13s ago).
🔗 09:30 Metric_Furlong: depends on the RPG, really
🔗 09:30 cheetoJack: Looking at apartments took longer than expected but turns out hte place I'm moving to should be p nice
🔗 09:30 Earthenone: seems weak to fire and slashing damage
🔗 09:30 Twinklebees: Have you made any progress in CS2, btw phoenix? Or still horsing around?
🔗 09:30 TehAmelie: i've read a comic where the city of Tokyo turned into a mecha and bodyslammed a flying saucer. we could do rainforests
🔗 09:31 Twinklebees: cheetoJack: Woo \o/
🔗 09:31 PhoenixMelior: still horsing around
🔗 09:31 cheetoJack: literally my only complaint is that they control Internet/TV/Phone so you cant use any company. You have to use their service
🔗 09:31 Metric_Furlong: I'm lead to believe that one of the party members in Anachonox was an entire planet
🔗 09:31 PhoenixMelior: between dentists and too much social time I haven't played it much
🔗 09:31 Twinklebees: Yeah, that sounds familiar Metric
🔗 09:31 Weagle: cheetoJack that's suboptimal but unless it's horrid or hilariously overpriced it'll prooooooooobably be fine
🔗 09:32 PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack yeah, that happens here too. But you're not going to be there long?
🔗 09:32 cheetoJack: Their service is 25 mbps for $50, 50 mbps for $75, or 75 mbps for $95. Considering right now I'm paying about $100 for 1Gbps its not great
🔗 09:32 Twinklebees: The trip to Nord in chapter 1 is probably my least favourite part of the game, actually. It's still the big empty green place, but the story hasn't really ramped up much
🔗 09:32 PhoenixMelior: geez internet is cheap there
🔗 09:32 cheetoJack: yeah thats why I'm not concerned, its... fine. 6 months is all I need
🔗 09:32 PhoenixMelior: I'm so jealous
🔗 09:32 Weagle: Oh that does seem hilariously overpriced
🔗 09:32 Weagle: Anyway, I should probably figure out what I'm having for lunch
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: (for reference, the cheapest you can get anywhere in Calgary anymore is 25 down 2.5 up for 80 bucks a month)
🔗 09:33 Twinklebees: I should probably engage in food myself.
🔗 09:33 Twinklebees: But first, dungeon
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: (and there's a cap on broadband)
🔗 09:33 Weagle: Eugh, that sucks Phoenix
🔗 09:33 Weagle: I at least get 300 down for that much here even with Comcast, although I also have a 1tb cap
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: coincidentally, that's also the price of a new video game these days
🔗 09:34 TXC2: Hello Everybody
🔗 09:34 Earthenone: i have comcast so i hit the data cap every november at least
🔗 09:34 Weagle: I actually didn't cap in November
🔗 09:34 Weagle: December, though, randomly I did
🔗 09:34 PhoenixMelior: I didn't either but it definitely went up
🔗 09:34 TXC2:
I have no cap, but I only get 4mb down
🔗 09:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Join Kathleen and cohosts as they befriend, date, and kiss their way through the internet's best—and worst—dating sims and visual novels.) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (4m ago).
🔗 09:35 rf232: i have 100mbps down for ~20$
🔗 09:35 PhoenixMelior: my consumption of podcasts has changed my internet consumption, which I consider a relatively good thing
🔗 09:35 PhoenixMelior: ah, Poland.
🔗 09:35 Weagle: Would be nice
🔗 09:36 Earthenone: i have 2 roomates so i imagine i will be capping a lot more often now
🔗 09:36 sir_jack_DB: hello humans
🔗 09:36 TXC2: hello sir_jack_DB welcome
🔗 09:36 sir_jack_DB: do you want to go skateboards?
🔗 09:37 Earthenone: !findquote skate
🔗 09:37 LRRbot: Quote #3275: "I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!" —Kate [2016-08-21]
🔗 09:37 TXC2: what about ice skating cats?
🔗 09:37 cheetoJack: Ice Skating Cats sounds lovely.
🔗 09:37 PhoenixMelior: oh right, I have to buy US currency this weekend
🔗 09:37 PhoenixMelior: gross.
🔗 09:37 TXC2: indeed it is is, it's all the same size
🔗 09:37 TehAmelie: they don't accept anything that says "dollars" on it? huh
🔗 09:37 Earthenone: make sure to get the right ammount, it isent colour coded like yours
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior:
so is ours, txc2
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: Earthenone yes it is
🔗 09:38 Earthenone: it is?!
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: I've seen american currency, there are different shades of green on the different bills
🔗 09:38 TXC2: PhoenixMelior yes, but yours has the decency to have Braille on it
🔗 09:38 cheetoJack: are there?
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: yes?
🔗 09:38 TehAmelie: i'm sad for blind people who have to handle money in general but especially in the US
🔗 09:39 DarkMorford: I think that might just be printing variation. I don't think they're intended to be different greens.
🔗 09:39 Traion:
Hey Chat, I see our handsome daters are late?
🔗 09:39 TXC2: good stream title good
🔗 09:39 Earthenone: i was going to compare bills but they are all ones
🔗 09:39 PhoenixMelior: they're all different colours
🔗 09:39 cheetoJack: Through the years yeah I've seen a fair few different colors on bills but I presumed it was just yeah, printing variations
🔗 09:39 DarkMorford: Huh, I'd never noticed that.
🔗 09:39 Dared00: hi chatspeople, are we dating today
🔗 09:40 TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
🔗 09:40 cheetoJack:
so they are different colors, just not different enough for the americans to notice
🔗 09:40 PhoenixMelior:
so, stop calling our money "monopoly money", ya Americans
🔗 09:40 TehAmelie: are the backs all green?
🔗 09:40 mtvcdm: I see we're playing Mgrgrgrgr! today.
🔗 09:40 PhoenixMelior: monopoly money is LITERALLY coloured like American money
🔗 09:40 TXC2: cheetoJack theres something deep in that statement
🔗 09:41 cheetoJack:
🔗 09:41 Dared00: Well that's a nice surprise, Events page wasn't showing Now Kiss on the schedule
🔗 09:41 Earthenone: !calsurvey
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🔗 09:42 TehAmelie: hmm, should i take a drink for every time there's a kiss? seems like a gamble
🔗 09:42ubsan_: destroying gender is my kink
🔗 09:42 PhoenixMelior:
txc2 !events doesn't help when the events aren't there
🔗 09:42 cheetoJack: TehAmelie you'll either be stone cold sober or very tipsy
🔗 09:42 adi_pie: I heard we're breaking stuff today?
🔗 09:42 TXC2: PhoenixMelior thats why I'm checking it
🔗 09:42chickenace11: TehAmelie make something like tea so that way you will be ok no matter what
🔗 09:42 Stellapacifica: Morning all! We seem to be crushing gender today? What a mood.
🔗 09:43 TehAmelie: the gender binary can suck my ladydingdong
🔗 09:43 TXC2: I want that gif of Lenin from the Simpsons "Must crush Gender binary"
🔗 09:43 Freshly_Toasted: Right on time!
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🔗 09:43 NimrodXIV: Yay, a stream! a distraction I desperately need right now
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🔗 09:43 TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
🔗 09:43alexwhitechats: It’s the game I recommended! Won’t be able to stay long because work but the game is GENDERQRECKED, it won several awards, and is very good. Made by Ryro Acae and programmed by Heather Robertson of EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER
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🔗 09:44Theycallmejokke: Do we know who will pilot the co-host seat this evning?
🔗 09:44hella_qh:
Im all for Destruction 
🔗 09:44 PhoenixGayming: Matt apparently
🔗 09:44 Freshly_Toasted: Oh I forgot about Mgrgrgr!
🔗 09:44Theycallmejokke: Oh cool
🔗 09:44alexwhitechats: *GENDERWRECKED
🔗 09:44 PhoenixGayming: according to my email notification
🔗 09:44 TehAmelie: Metapunks is on my wishlist. . .
🔗 09:44 Stellapacifica: Sweet
🔗 09:44 Stellapacifica: Live mic?
🔗 09:44 TehAmelie: oh, i think qrecked works
🔗 09:44 TXC2: Here we go!
🔗 09:44 TehAmelie: it's like pwned
🔗 09:44 TheMerricat: hot mic
🔗 09:44 Earthenone:
🔗 09:44 PhoenixGayming:
its 4.15am i should go to bed 
🔗 09:44 Stellapacifica: Hiiiii
🔗 09:44 BrindleBoar: dat axe pin tho
🔗 09:44RoseShark:
Heyo! 
🔗 09:45 TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Matt
🔗 09:45 KV1NN4: WHOA.. i wans't sure which schedule was correct...
🔗 09:45 adi_pie: Hello, Kathleen, and Matt.
🔗 09:45 Traion:
Morning Kathleen and Matt! When is Hot Elf gonna make an appearance on Now Kiss?
🔗 09:45 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Mathleen?
🔗 09:45 TXC2: LRRning things
🔗 09:45 TehAmelie: you have a program called Axe Hand? is that on purpose?
🔗 09:45 Earthenone: Kaatt
🔗 09:45 TheSeg: There more we know! 🌈
🔗 09:45 SachielOne: Training the rookie streamer, I see.
🔗 09:45 Dared00: @TehAmelie of course, it's made by Ian ;D
🔗 09:46 Earthenone: the dark souls of gay visual novels
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🔗 09:46 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It is 4:45am but I am gonna see my favourite LRR show live for ONCE! :yay:
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🔗 09:46 Earthenone:
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🔗 09:46 TehAmelie: an interactive shitpost
🔗 09:46 Stellapacifica: I too am a shitpost
🔗 09:46 Freshly_Toasted: Chat will keep notes!
🔗 09:46ANameYouCanRead: My Mugrgr is ready
🔗 09:46 TXC2:
my whole life is a shitpost
🔗 09:47 Countjondi: I don't belive chat
🔗 09:47 Mangledpixel: Mrgrgr isn't a person, it's an.... event?
🔗 09:47 Earthenone: Blink184 now?
🔗 09:47 accountmadeforants: Oh right, the adventures of BLINK183
🔗 09:47chickenace11: bowling for soup
🔗 09:47 TXC2: Mrgrgr is an Expresion
🔗 09:47Damaris1034 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Damaris1034 subscribed for 35 months in a row!
🔗 09:47 Damaris1034: Yay! I'm in time for MRGRGR!
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🔗 09:47 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wheeee!
🔗 09:47mathonwy just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. mathonwy subscribed for 8 months in a row!
🔗 09:47 mathonwy: I'm here for Let's Kiss! Niiiice.
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🔗 09:48 accountmadeforants: Oh man, I just noticed that the cursor is a little fist
🔗 09:48 t3h_f1gm3nt: oh shit, is it time to get MRGRGRed?!
🔗 09:48 Mangledpixel: plain
🔗 09:48 Mangledpixel: not pain
🔗 09:48 PhoenixMelior: Remember chat, Mrgrgr, is actually Edea from Bravely Default's catch phrase.
🔗 09:48 TXC2: Life is pain Princess
🔗 09:48 ArcOfTheConclave: How goes watch and kiss?
🔗 09:48 TehAmelie: plain and pain is basically the same thing
🔗 09:48RoseShark: I almost always miss this stream live, so happy to be here!
🔗 09:48chickenace11: so this is a watch and kiss stream? Since they are playing the worst dating sim
🔗 09:48 TXC2: hello RoseShark welcome
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🔗 09:49 Earthenone: big Mgrgrgr
🔗 09:49 thirsty_kitteh waves to chatfirends
🔗 09:49 ArcOfTheConclave: Watch + Kiss!
🔗 09:49RoseShark: Big Mood right out the gate.
🔗 09:49hella_qh: Now Mood
🔗 09:49Orichlepidopter: Mgrgrgr describes my current big mood about right.
🔗 09:49 mathonwy: Hey! You could read my name if you knew Welsh deities...
🔗 09:49 androgyknits: smash the patriarchy mgrgrgrgrgr
🔗 09:49 TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.
🔗 09:49 LRRbot: New quote #5733: "Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
🔗 09:49 TheSeg:
50 I approve of renaming the stream to "Big Moods"
🔗 09:49JomAmman:
@thirsty_kitteh 
🔗 09:49 TXC2: you OK thirsty_kitteh ?
🔗 09:50 Skasher4430:
1000 hello guys
🔗 09:50Moroklumpen: I just jumped in. Who's today's protagonist?
🔗 09:50 ArcOfTheConclave: How about Hot Takes
🔗 09:50 TheSeg:
Hello! I'm the only one in my department at work, so I catch the stream. 
🔗 09:50 Earthenone: @Moroklumpen TLC
🔗 09:50 TXC2: hello TheSeg welcome
🔗 09:50 Freshly_Toasted: The waifu has arrived
🔗 09:51 Earthenone: !findquote cliff
🔗 09:51 LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
🔗 09:51 TheSeg: And I'm actually able to get to work. San Francisco's been a wet windy mess with trees down and power lines snapped.
🔗 09:51 MikeSmith916: Have we seen this art in other terrible games?
🔗 09:51 ArcOfTheConclave: cave your face
🔗 09:52 Alahmnat: the manwaifu
🔗 09:52 TXC2: I'll cave your big stupid butiful face in
🔗 09:52 Mangledpixel: Teal'c?
🔗 09:52 mathonwy: He's homeless.
🔗 09:53 TheSeg: Right to the point.
🔗 09:53 mathonwy: Let's smash!
🔗 09:53 Earthenone: !smash
🔗 09:53 LRRbot: Put additional pylons in Smash, you cowards!
🔗 09:53 t3h_f1gm3nt: i think its a mix of 3 and 4 aint it?
🔗 09:53 Freshly_Toasted: First mrgrgr of the stream!
🔗 09:53Hugh_Munculus just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Hugh_Munculus subscribed for 34 months in a row!
🔗 09:53 Hugh_Munculus: A MRGRGR ensues...
🔗 09:53 LRRbot:
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🔗 09:53RoseShark:
I do kind of love this concept. 
🔗 09:54 mathonwy: He wants to smash! But, he wants it to be his idea.
🔗 09:54 adi_pie: I missed this last time.
🔗 09:54 TXC2: I like how we can see the entire out line of his pec
🔗 09:54 Mattmitchell45: Oh jesus...this Persona Mood is big
🔗 09:54 ArcOfTheConclave: I vote dog treat
🔗 09:54 adi_pie: I am 100% with Kathleen. I hear Persona 4 music, and I cannot help but like this game more.
🔗 09:55 accountmadeforants: I'm not a Persona fan, but this music is still great.
🔗 09:55 mathonwy: Bury face!
🔗 09:55RoseShark: Persona music is pretty good.
🔗 09:55 aussie_rob_w:
It’s Matt and Kathleen! 
🔗 09:56DKS04Saturn just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. DKS04Saturn subscribed for 24 months in a row!
🔗 09:56 DKS04Saturn:
I thought there was no Now Kiss this week :0 Glad to have been wrong 
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🔗 09:56 aussie_rob_w:
🔗 09:56 aussie_rob_w:
🔗 09:56 Kumakaori: wait P5 music XD?
🔗 09:56 Kumakaori: er P4**
🔗 09:57 sbenda13: This dialogue is amazing
🔗 09:57 aussie_rob_w: Dear Dr Kathleen, how come any time a car comes up in a LRR joke for being terrible, it’s a Vandura?
🔗 09:57 TheSeg:
Ah, good old LucasArts® reference.
🔗 09:57 adi_pie: Oh, hey, it's MySpace.
🔗 09:57 adi_pie:
🔗 09:57chickenace11: I want that cat
🔗 09:57 TXC2: it's like pinto
🔗 09:57 Earthenone: !findquote chonk
🔗 09:57 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 09:57LordZirroc just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. LordZirroc subscribed for 31 months in a row!
🔗 09:57 LordZirroc: Yey! Long since I caught a stream live...
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🔗 09:57RoseShark: It is a pretty big fluffy cat.
🔗 09:57 Xcuube: what a bode cat
🔗 09:58Mewdog: it is a funny word
🔗 09:58 rybackgaming: is that just shamelessly stolen P4 music?
🔗 09:58 TXC2: SUB HYPE 10
🔗 09:58 Earthenone: no shame, only bad dating
🔗 09:58 TXC2: rybackgaming yeap
🔗 09:58sparrowsdinner: what game is being played?
🔗 09:58 aussie_rob_w: The latest Panalysts had a joke about it, and the QWRP truck was a Vandura as well, as I recall
🔗 09:58ancientspark: Even robots like me?
🔗 09:58 aussie_rob_w: It was very funny, both times, it’s true.
🔗 09:58 aussie_rob_w: Thankyou!
🔗 09:58 LRRbot: Currently playing: Dating Sims: The Visual Novel
🔗 09:59Mewdog:
🔗 09:59 aussie_rob_w: @ancientspark beep boop. Hi robot friend!
🔗 09:59Soul1355: @sparrowsdinner worst dating sim
🔗 09:59 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The callouts are one of my favourite things about this stream TBH
🔗 09:59 accountmadeforants: A very forgetful lad, this protagonist
🔗 09:59 LordZirroc: Why TLC...?
🔗 09:59 Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Suppressing your feelings is for chumps!
🔗 09:59 TehAmelie: i literally dream of overcoming being raised as a man to the point i'm able to cry in front of people
🔗 09:59 aussie_rob_w: YIKES
🔗 09:59 TXC2:
LordZirroc 'cause it's all the things we gonna do it on 
🔗 09:59 LordZirroc: Right...
🔗 10:00Soul1355: girls I think?
🔗 10:00 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @LordZirroc Continuing the 90s band theme I assume?
🔗 10:00 rybackgaming: The Kanji is strong in this one.
🔗 10:00RoseShark: You'd be right, protagonist.
🔗 10:00Soul1355: it was are you gay
🔗 10:00 BlueMechanic: the first is least accusatory
🔗 10:01 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: YEah it's 3
🔗 10:01MadAran87 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. MadAran87 subscribed for 25 months in a row!
🔗 10:01 MadAran87: This -is- a nightmare scenario, yes? At least we're sharing it with friends?
🔗 10:01 LRRbot:
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🔗 10:01 DKS04Saturn: Are you gya
🔗 10:01 Damaris1034: I think it was 3 from last stream
🔗 10:01 DKS04Saturn: *gay
🔗 10:01 adi_pie: That's an awfully direct question for someone we just met.
🔗 10:01 Baldrash: I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they straight-up stole a Persona 4 music track.
🔗 10:01 MunchlaxRegretsNothing:
This game is not here for your logic
🔗 10:02 adi_pie: You can also realize you don't care for either. it's fine.
🔗 10:02 t3h_f1gm3nt: love who you want when you feel like it
🔗 10:02 ArcOfTheConclave: Ace!
🔗 10:02 TXC2: turns out sexuality is REAL complicated
🔗 10:02 TehAmelie: it's okay to not know everything, even about yourself!
🔗 10:02RoseShark: You can like both, or neither.
🔗 10:02Prince_Nocturne: Asexuality addressed in a dating sim!? what magic is this!?
🔗 10:02 rybackgaming: bussing preach Kathleen. thank you for the bi psa... AND an ACE CHARACTER!? HELL YEAH
🔗 10:02 Alahmnat: this has, so far, been the classiest shitpost
🔗 10:03 Stellapacifica: I'm gray-ace and bi, and love this beautiful shitpost of a game
🔗 10:03 TXC2: being scared of the dark is not wussy, it's sensible
🔗 10:03 TXC2: Ninja live in the dark
🔗 10:03 rybackgaming: demi and bi, and omg this speaks to me on a personal level.
🔗 10:03 MadAran87: The kerning on those lower case L's is bugging me >_>
🔗 10:04Prince_Nocturne: He's hard on himself because he realizes how ridiculously large his neck is
🔗 10:04 TXC2: Stellapacifica gray ace?
🔗 10:04 Sanityis0verrated: Ooooooo time for for MGrge
🔗 10:04 Mangledpixel: MadAran87 yeh, monospace fonts should really have foots on the lowercase l to fill out the character box
🔗 10:05 DKS04Saturn: Park
🔗 10:05 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Park
🔗 10:05 rybackgaming: just all the P4 backgrounds. waiting for Yosuke to cycle by and land in a garbage can head first
🔗 10:05 t3h_f1gm3nt: get MRGRGRed
🔗 10:05 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: TOO SLOOOW
🔗 10:06 TehAmelie: headcanon: the guy is literally Bender from breakfast Club
🔗 10:06hyralt: Ugh. I didn't notice the keming until you pointed it out.
🔗 10:06 t3h_f1gm3nt: its a shitpost with heart
🔗 10:06 Earthenone: there is a save point later
🔗 10:06 Earthenone: we got to it last time
🔗 10:06RoseShark: The game knows what it is, and I respect that.
🔗 10:06ABlackSwan: hello internet friends
🔗 10:06 TXC2: hello ABlackSwan welcome
🔗 10:07 MadAran87: I mean, who doesn't cry while watching adorable animals?
🔗 10:07 Stellapacifica: @TXC2 infrequent or very selective attraction. For example I've had maybe half a dozen people in my life that I've experienced any of that kind of attraction to, but since there are any I'm not 100%
🔗 10:07 rybackgaming: Race me, TLC!
🔗 10:07 accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the roguelike of dating sims
🔗 10:07 TXC2: Stellapacifica ah ok cool
🔗 10:07CollapsingHrungDisaster: Greetings Matt, Chatt and Kattleen
🔗 10:07 TXC2: hello CollapsingHrungDisaster welcome
🔗 10:07 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also if you press skip it will just fast-forward the dialogue super fast, dunno if you prefer that to confirming every skip
🔗 10:07clonusgeekius just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. clonusgeekius subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 10:07 LRRbot:
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🔗 10:08 GalacticBoredom: animal planet, stop crying, Girls, Gay sounds like a teen novel
🔗 10:08 TXC2: SUB HYPE 12
🔗 10:08 DKS04Saturn: Asexual is not the same as aromantic
🔗 10:08p_johnston: all these are safe i think.
🔗 10:08Mewdog: yeah i find all sorts of folks hot and cool but dont really wanna do any sex stuff
🔗 10:08 DKS04Saturn: Thank you for saying it!
🔗 10:08KidAmn: As someone who is ace aro it's nice to be on a part of the internet that can have a conversation about this sort of thing without half the chat being timed out. I'm not really contributing, just wanted to say that.
🔗 10:08Kophnic: What is this "Ace"?
🔗 10:09 rybackgaming: all of this. all of this.
🔗 10:09 TXC2: Kophnic ace = asexual
🔗 10:09KidAmn: @Kophnic Asexual
🔗 10:09 Alahmnat: Ace = asexual
🔗 10:09 Sanityis0verrated: people are complicated
🔗 10:09 Mt_Storm:
🔗 10:09 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I'm probably autochorissexual? Which is so fringe that explaining it is... yeah
🔗 10:09 Stellapacifica:
@KidAmn Yup, LRRchat best chat 
🔗 10:09RoseShark:
Yep, very true. 
🔗 10:09 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Hella romantic though
🔗 10:09 TXC2:
KidAmn
🔗 10:09 TheSeg:
Big Mood in game, Big Mood in talk.
🔗 10:09 DKS04Saturn: You can ask all of them
🔗 10:10 Alahmnat:
LRR and the chat is super great,keep being awesome y'all
🔗 10:10 TXC2: I mean, I know my waist size.....
🔗 10:11 MunchlaxRegretsNothing:
"who records that?", People who are awkward shapes an order nerd T-shirts online
🔗 10:11GaiaX: Is this the new Allegiance set?
🔗 10:11 TXC2: yes, this man is Gruul
🔗 10:11 DKS04Saturn: Yakitori
🔗 10:11 Dix: Weirdest MTGO skin I've ever seen
🔗 10:12KidAmn: I'm glad they got Shoji Meguro in to do the soundtrack for Allegiance. Not sure how it'll translate to paper.
🔗 10:12 Earthenone: @dix Izzit?
🔗 10:12 DKS04Saturn: You got punched for the charm last week, so prolly bros?
🔗 10:12chickenace11: I don't now Mgrgrgrgr sounds like something a card would do on arena
🔗 10:13 Mt_Storm: Charm was game over, yeah
🔗 10:13 TehAmelie: mostly asexual homoromantic transgender person here, if we're raising hands
🔗 10:13 Earthenone: 2 he was silent when talking about brother?
🔗 10:13 Comeback323: bros
🔗 10:13 DKS04Saturn: Bros
🔗 10:13 TXC2: which choice lrrbot?
🔗 10:13 LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
🔗 10:13 adi_pie:
"Who would be mad if you said you wanted to be friends?" Let's find out!
🔗 10:13GaiaX: omg this is amazing
🔗 10:14 adi_pie: The "bro test". Eat a whole can of Axe body spray.
🔗 10:14 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh that is VERY Gruul
🔗 10:14 rtx777: I... think you're locked in the basement now.
🔗 10:14 TXC2: the Grotesque bro test?
🔗 10:14 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: We will be bros but only if you pass my PUNCH QUIZ
🔗 10:14GaiaX: 7 he'll clock you
🔗 10:14 Earthenone: yes my gatekeeper
🔗 10:14chickenace11: oh great an impossible situation for Kathleen
🔗 10:14 CrazymattCaptain: depends
🔗 10:15 ANameYouCanRead: Is he Jund?
🔗 10:15GaiaX: What was he wearing?
🔗 10:15 Talin06: i am guessing
🔗 10:15TristalMTG: he's wearing grey, isn't he
🔗 10:15 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Tell him true bros are lineart and you can't tell what colours they like
🔗 10:15GaiaX: Not a true bro
🔗 10:15PsychicRobot: no, he's Rakdos
🔗 10:15 adi_pie: Oh, god, he's right.
🔗 10:15 tergonis: ah, the pedantry bros
🔗 10:15JefftheFridge: it's the only good colour
🔗 10:15KidAmn: if black isn't a colour, what did we just fade to
🔗 10:15 Sanityis0verrated: it is fair
🔗 10:15 Koios7: the absence of light
🔗 10:15 TXC2: black is a shade?
🔗 10:16hyralt: We faded to a shade
🔗 10:16 orellien2773:
“Any Color so long as it’s black”
🔗 10:16 Comeback323: What does the auto do in the bottom?
🔗 10:16chickenace11: why is there a cat on the skip screen ?
🔗 10:16 TXC2: Comeback323 skips over dialogue to the choice
🔗 10:16 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah use auto, it should FF any text you've already seen
🔗 10:17 TehAmelie: in the dark, all colors are black
🔗 10:17 DKS04Saturn: Depends?
🔗 10:17TristalMTG: depends
🔗 10:17p_johnston: depends?
🔗 10:17 Comeback323: depends
🔗 10:17 accountmadeforants: Anyone can be a bro, not everyone has facial hair
🔗 10:17 DKS04Saturn: I wanna say Killer whales xD
🔗 10:17JefftheFridge: bald bros allowed
🔗 10:17 Comeback323: cats
🔗 10:17 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Bro's seems pretty inclusive
🔗 10:18 tergonis: the answer is yes
🔗 10:18 CrazymattCaptain: cats
🔗 10:18 Angnor33: Killer Wales.
🔗 10:18JefftheFridge: kathleen can't not answer cats
🔗 10:18 Dared00: Depends.
🔗 10:18chickenace11: another impossible choice for kathleen
🔗 10:18 Mangledpixel: if you go by the etymology, a colour is any pigment (including black). It comes from the Latin 'colos' meaning pigment, from the Proto-Indo-European root *ḱel- meaning covering/concealing
🔗 10:18chickenace11: Well i'm not a true bro then
🔗 10:18 Kumakaori: oh cmon XD!
🔗 10:19p_johnston: hes blushing!
🔗 10:19 CrazymattCaptain: whales
🔗 10:19JefftheFridge: killer dogs?
🔗 10:19 red_shoes_jeff: KILLER WHALES!
🔗 10:19 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He obviously DOES love cats too, you're just not close enough for that yet
🔗 10:19 Talin06: dogs the "enemy" of cats?
🔗 10:19 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Dog whales?
🔗 10:19 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wait that's just seals
🔗 10:20 FeverRadish: I say orcas?
🔗 10:20 DKS04Saturn: We know he secretly likes cats and likes treats in the shape of dogs, let's see what he thingks of killer whales?
🔗 10:20chickenace11: Everything that isn't a cat is an enemy to the cats
🔗 10:20 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Dogs
🔗 10:20 accountmadeforants: Dogs, mankinds best bro
🔗 10:20 red_shoes_jeff: WHALES!
🔗 10:20 Angnor33: Killer Wales.
🔗 10:20 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: DOGS DOGS DOGS
🔗 10:20 Mangledpixel: flip a coin?
🔗 10:20 ReydienOnline: dogs are in fact Man's best friend
🔗 10:20 Talin06:
🔗 10:20GaiaX: Dogs are bros
🔗 10:20 Akaiatana: Go Rakdos and coin flip?
🔗 10:20TristalMTG: the correct answer is dogs, which probably means the right answer is whales
🔗 10:20 Stellapacifica: Orcas are on animal planet TM though
🔗 10:20 TXC2: dog or whale lrrbot?
🔗 10:20 Temperature_Droplet: he liked the dog treats
🔗 10:21 LRRbot: Walk around the fire.
🔗 10:21 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Whales are good but dogs are Good
🔗 10:21BellaDante__: whale
🔗 10:21TristalMTG: yep, called it
🔗 10:21 red_shoes_jeff: HA!
🔗 10:21 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: WHAAAAAT
🔗 10:21 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: IT is a lie
🔗 10:21 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Keep skipping, turn on Auto
🔗 10:21JefftheFridge: dogs are the truest bros
🔗 10:21GaiaX: Man this guy's a real douche
🔗 10:21 Akaiatana: watch that be the end of the game and all three answers are wrong
🔗 10:22 red_shoes_jeff: !findquote mrgrgr
🔗 10:22 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 10:22 Dared00: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing Auto isn't skipping, Auto is just autoplay at normal speed, from what I remember about Ren'Py
🔗 10:22 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Or press CTRL IIRC?
🔗 10:22 LRRbot: Remove human skin.
🔗 10:22JomAmman: oh goodness
🔗 10:22 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: OKay it's skip then
🔗 10:22 adi_pie: Everyone likes animals in some form or another.
🔗 10:22 adi_pie: Some less cooked than others.
🔗 10:22 Dared00: Oh yeah, you can usually skip by holding CTRL
🔗 10:22 Stellapacifica: Whippet good?
🔗 10:22 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I HAS WHIPPET
🔗 10:22 Akaiatana: If I weren't living in a bachelor I'd get an orca for sure
🔗 10:22chickenace11: I like animals more then people
🔗 10:22 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He is the goodest boy
🔗 10:23 Sannindi: How do I know? Process of elimination!
🔗 10:23 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Better than a silly orca
🔗 10:23 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Though he is blad and white)
🔗 10:23 Kumakaori: wat. OH CMON
🔗 10:23 DKS04Saturn: Pretty sure it's option 4: C19H2802
🔗 10:23 Countjondi: hahahahahahahahahahah
🔗 10:23 CrazymattCaptain: XD
🔗 10:23 Kumakaori: good answer Kathleen
🔗 10:23 gsyhiap:
🔗 10:23 NimrodXIV: OH THAT'S MEAN
🔗 10:23 KV1NN4: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa
🔗 10:23 DKS04Saturn: Option 4: C19H2802
🔗 10:23GaiaX: NOT A TRUE BRO
🔗 10:23 Earthenone: if only cam was here
🔗 10:23 accountmadeforants: Option 4
🔗 10:23 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Game pls
🔗 10:23TristalMTG: it's 4
🔗 10:23 ReydienOnline: C19H28O2 is Testosterone
🔗 10:24RoseShark:
🔗 10:24 Alahmnat: what the what
🔗 10:24SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shoot. idk why I thought there wasn't no kiss today, i'm glad i saw the announcement n the discord.Hi Matt Kathleen and chat
🔗 10:24 Akaiatana: LOOKS LIKE KATHLEEN HAS SOME ROID RAGE
🔗 10:24 Dared00: C19H28O2
🔗 10:24 Angnor33: C19H28O2
🔗 10:24 stevestein: Don't believe chat what's wrong with you?
🔗 10:24 Dared00: chat has Wikipedia
🔗 10:25TristalMTG: LRRChat is like the only not horribly toxic twitch chat there is
🔗 10:25 Kumakaori: thank goodness.
🔗 10:25chickenace11: Chat is wikipedia
🔗 10:25 accountmadeforants: Aw
🔗 10:25 DKS04Saturn: Yes?
🔗 10:25 accountmadeforants: So cute
🔗 10:25 Countjondi: the second one
🔗 10:25TristalMTG: it's the third one
🔗 10:25 Kumakaori: YES #1!
🔗 10:25chickenace11: no i like cats
🔗 10:25hey_strawberry: is this the chad simulator?
🔗 10:25 adi_pie: Is this the Jeopardy music?
🔗 10:25 gsyhiap:
🔗 10:25 coolbond: i think yes 3
🔗 10:25 Dared00: ahahahaha
🔗 10:25 TXC2: "yes" "are you?" "I mean in time I could" "ARE YOU?!" "....no"
🔗 10:25 Countjondi: hahahahahahahah
🔗 10:25 ReydienOnline: let the time run out?
🔗 10:25 Alahmnat: I want only one of these Yeses to be right
🔗 10:25 Alahmnat: *falls over laughing*
🔗 10:25 accountmadeforants: Syke!
🔗 10:26BellaDante__: i hope there is a wrong answer
🔗 10:26 Kumakaori: freakin troll question XD/
🔗 10:26RoseShark:
Wow game.
🔗 10:26GaiaX: now lets bang
🔗 10:26BellaDante__: YEAH!!!!
🔗 10:26chickenace11: this seems like something that LRR would do during a LRL segment
🔗 10:26Alephred: What a lovely background.
🔗 10:27chickenace11: So he has a noise machine in his pockets making the ding and buzz that we hear \
🔗 10:27 Alahmnat: I kinda wish the game actually changed your name to bro
🔗 10:27GaiaX: consent laws
🔗 10:27 Earthenone: 23/2 +7
🔗 10:28 Countjondi: also saying people are younger than yhey look can be a very surprisingly well taken compliment.
🔗 10:28 MolaMolaphant: thuggable, if you will
🔗 10:28 Akaiatana: My younger sister has always looked older than me. It's weird
🔗 10:28 accountmadeforants: Keep ergh-ing like that and you too will master the MRGRGR.
🔗 10:29 TXC2: I look about 20 when I was 14, and have barely changed since
🔗 10:29 Akaiatana: Dream sequence?
🔗 10:29 TXC2:
other then, you know balding and putting on like 30 lbs
🔗 10:30 Koios7: MRGRGR in your dreams
🔗 10:30 TXC2: are.....are we drunk?
🔗 10:31 Earthenone: im disapointed he couldent mgrgrgr you in your dreams freddy cruger style
🔗 10:31chickenace11: Well the clock has no hands so how would you know
🔗 10:31SydPreviouslyHeadache: im glad i caught this stream
🔗 10:31 TXC2: theres a lot more to this game then I expected
🔗 10:31SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah
🔗 10:31 Martinkaca: !next
🔗 10:31 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (2:28 from now).
🔗 10:32 TehAmelie: whoa, the game has other characters?
🔗 10:32RoseShark: No way will this lie backfire.
🔗 10:32 accountmadeforants: Quick, subject her to the bro test!
🔗 10:32SydPreviouslyHeadache: choices?
🔗 10:33Alephred: Me nine u?
🔗 10:33 TXC2: SUPER DUPER ELLIPSES
🔗 10:34sandel3: hi everyone
🔗 10:34SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
🔗 10:34 postmodernpajamawrestler: oof
🔗 10:34 TXC2: hello sandel3 welcome
🔗 10:34 red_shoes_jeff: Mrgrgr!
🔗 10:34 postmodernpajamawrestler: hey there
🔗 10:34 accountmadeforants: Hey bro, I thought you were a true bro. We tested this.
🔗 10:35 postmodernpajamawrestler: I thought you were bad. turns out you're just fam...
🔗 10:35 postmodernpajamawrestler: bae* lol
🔗 10:36 accountmadeforants: Ey man don't grab his shoulders, they got spikes on em.
🔗 10:36 accountmadeforants: Now we too get to MRGRGR
🔗 10:36 TXC2: game, you cant just put the word bro in front of everything
🔗 10:36 DKS04Saturn: Punch with your best ?
🔗 10:36 postmodernpajamawrestler: kinky
🔗 10:36 t3h_f1gm3nt: omg it IS yosuke
🔗 10:37 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Punch like you mean it
🔗 10:37 red_shoes_jeff:
🔗 10:37 Alahmnat: the squeaky toy sfx was stupendous
🔗 10:38 postmodernpajamawrestler: who eats daily?
🔗 10:38 UncannyJimjams: Hey Kathleen, hey Matt, hey chat!
🔗 10:38 TXC2: hello UncannyJimjams welcome
🔗 10:38 postmodernpajamawrestler: every other day feasts are where its at
🔗 10:38sandel3: Hi @UncannyJimjams !
🔗 10:38 postmodernpajamawrestler: hey
🔗 10:38 t3h_f1gm3nt: looks like we about to get saved
🔗 10:39 Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest.
🔗 10:39chickenace11: I can't tell if the thugs names are brilliant or lazy or both
🔗 10:39 TXC2: OOOOOH THE BAD BOI!
🔗 10:39 t3h_f1gm3nt: new thug who dis?
🔗 10:39 accountmadeforants: Ooh, maybe one of his siblings?
🔗 10:39 postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah :b emoji:
🔗 10:39 TXC2: the hotter bad boi!
🔗 10:39 Countjondi: Brother
🔗 10:39 sir_jack_DB: "yo"
🔗 10:39 Countjondi: calling it
🔗 10:39 tergonis: etsugi's brother, deffo
🔗 10:39 Alahmnat: oh no choices!
🔗 10:39 DKS04Saturn: Are we adopting another thug?
🔗 10:39 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game is a fair big longer than I expected
🔗 10:40TheBeardedFool:
Is this pron? 
🔗 10:40JefftheFridge: light novels are kosher
🔗 10:40 TXC2: TheBeardedFool technically no
🔗 10:41 t3h_f1gm3nt: inb4 megu is estuji's sis
🔗 10:42 adi_pie: Or had a sister, in any case.
🔗 10:42 postmodernpajamawrestler: the barmitsphas
🔗 10:42 Invitare: Cats again?
🔗 10:43 Earthenone: its now kiss, its always cats
🔗 10:43chickenace11: Now Cats?!
🔗 10:43 noSmokeFire: Kicks Supreme is my wrestler name
🔗 10:43 TXC2: I dont know, saying "I can't" about Murder seems like a good thing
🔗 10:43 MunchlaxRegretsNothing:
Wholesome thugs
🔗 10:43 Earthenone: does he know the Helluva Kick?
🔗 10:43 t3h_f1gm3nt: is he narcoleptic?
🔗 10:44 accountmadeforants: He's out past his bedtime?
🔗 10:44PsychicRobot: @txc2 you gotta try monkaTOS
🔗 10:44 accountmadeforants: Awesome
🔗 10:44 Koios7: earthbound emulator, ROFL
🔗 10:44 postmodernpajamawrestler: nice
🔗 10:44 red_shoes_jeff: EARTHBOUND!?
🔗 10:44SydPreviouslyHeadache: amazing
🔗 10:44 Mt_Storm: Actual gameplay startles everyone!
🔗 10:44 sir_jack_DB:
🔗 10:44 ArcOfTheConclave: Best game ever!
🔗 10:44 postmodernpajamawrestler: have fun with real time damage
🔗 10:45 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh my GOD
🔗 10:45 TXC2:
good time for me to get a frame drop there
🔗 10:45chickenace11: This game is just a whole series of crapshots strung together into a game
🔗 10:45 postmodernpajamawrestler: oof not even how earthbound works
🔗 10:46 Earthenone: bro? bro.. BRO!!!!!!!!
🔗 10:46 TXC2: ah poo butts
🔗 10:46stumpinaut: MRGRGR?
🔗 10:46 postmodernpajamawrestler: lame
🔗 10:46 LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
🔗 10:46 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Good lord
🔗 10:46 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This may be a shitpost but it would be a lot better with saves
🔗 10:47 postmodernpajamawrestler: to be clear I meant the earthbound parts not being like earthbound are lame
🔗 10:47 MatthewDennisMTG: lrrMGRGR would be a great emote for this show
🔗 10:48 thegreatwyrdling: Who's playing?
🔗 10:48 Earthenone: matt and kathleen
🔗 10:48 thegreatwyrdling: Thanks.
🔗 10:52 TXC2: and we're back
🔗 10:52SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's pretty good
🔗 10:53RoseShark: Definitely seen worse.
🔗 10:53 SkylerRingtail: Wasn't there an option to continue skipping after making a choice?
🔗 10:53 TehAmelie: there is a certain strength in seeking the lowest form of artistic expression. see: comic books for thje last 100 years
🔗 10:53 t3h_f1gm3nt: *cough cough* ozmafia *cough*
🔗 10:53 dougma:
I just really want to play persona 5 for some unknown reason.....
🔗 10:53 stormshot14: we've seen worse on this show
🔗 10:54 TXC2: that weird llama dating game was bad
🔗 10:54 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh, what if you need to do the talking session for good end?
🔗 10:54 t3h_f1gm3nt: the llama one was just boring
🔗 10:54 CommiePuddin: I just came in and how many run-throughs is this?
🔗 10:54 Koios7: See what A says
🔗 10:54 DKS04Saturn: Thug b?
🔗 10:54Aitsu111: why is the music from persona 4 playing during stuff its confusing me
🔗 10:54 phorrestgaze: rip
🔗 10:54 Koios7: Because the creator has good taste in music
🔗 10:55 t3h_f1gm3nt: looks like thug B holds all the power
🔗 10:55 TheSeg:
I'd love to see a speedrun.
🔗 10:55RoseShark: The creator likes Persons I'd wager.
🔗 10:55 silenceaux: The person who made this is rather prolific
🔗 10:55 accountmadeforants: So I've opened up the renpy script, so I can give you the right answers this time if you'd like to save time.
🔗 10:55 TehAmelie: i mean it's like "Maus is good for a comic book"
🔗 10:55RoseShark:
*Persona
🔗 10:55chickenace11: TheSeg what do you think we are doing now
🔗 10:55 ThorSokar: well, Jacob does hate it, haha
🔗 10:56 TheSeg:
@chickenace11 Not quite an optimal run. 
🔗 10:56 Akaiatana: Would you say this game is Rogue-ish?
🔗 10:56 noSmokeFire: I would *love* a roguelike dating sim. randomized paths, romance an @ sign, get eaten by giant ants...
🔗 10:56randomino5: a roguelike dating sim? if anyone turns you down once, you lose
🔗 10:56 wicker_knight: more King's Quest than Rogue
🔗 10:56 t3h_f1gm3nt: true that wicker
🔗 10:57 wicker_knight: I will say, this is a shockingly long and involved "shitpost"
🔗 10:57 TXC2:
a roguelike dating sim is just real life
🔗 10:57 wicker_knight: too true
🔗 10:58SydPreviouslyHeadache: just crit : )
🔗 10:58 silenceaux: The Earthbound SFX tho
🔗 10:58 stormshot14: I want to play earthbound now
🔗 10:58 Rhynerd: Did you level up?
🔗 10:58 Rhynerd: Also, Hi.
🔗 10:58 TXC2: hello Rhynerd welcome
🔗 10:59 TXC2: pro tip: dont kick in a street fight if dont have to
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🔗 11:00 silenceaux: Oh right, Not Alberta
🔗 11:00 TXC2: why is the Drinking age so high in the US/Canada?
🔗 11:00 Invitare: the drinking age in Canada is 21?
🔗 11:00 TXC2: SUB HYPE 13
🔗 11:00 Earthenone: it varies by province
🔗 11:00chickenace11: my mom started doing that with me when I was about 15ish i think
🔗 11:00 TehAmelie: i used to babysit my little brother at 12 years old, even after he fell out a window
🔗 11:00 wicker_knight: in the US, evangelical christians. In Canada, don't know, but I'd guess it has to do with being next to the US
🔗 11:00hyralt: Drinking age in bc is 19
🔗 11:01 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: TRUE FEELS
🔗 11:01 Kumakaori: "done talking," so yeah, open discussion
🔗 11:01 accountmadeforants: It's an open discussion, yeah
🔗 11:01 sopranocat: idk I sure don't want people who are learning to drive to also be able to legally drink alcohol
🔗 11:01 silenceaux: Getting straight to the Point
🔗 11:02 TehAmelie: here in sweden, you have to be 18 to get a drink at a bar but 20 to buy one at the licquor ctore
🔗 11:02 drcanonball: persona music?
🔗 11:02 sopranocat: it's bad enough enough that they're dumb teenagers
🔗 11:02hyralt: Going left to right across the provinces, it alternates between 19 and 18.
🔗 11:02 sopranocat: And I said that when -I- was a teenager
🔗 11:02 t3h_f1gm3nt: pls don't MRGRGR usd
🔗 11:02 Zhedor: @sopranocat actually that works really well here in germany, because by the time they start to learn to drive at 18 they already know how much drinking affects them
🔗 11:03 sopranocat: But then I also think it's wrong that people can be enlisted before they can drink
🔗 11:03chickenace11: in some states have laws that say if your parents are around and give consent you may drink alcohol
🔗 11:03 Zhedor: Drinking age is 16 for anything below 10% alcohol
🔗 11:03 Zhedor: in germany
🔗 11:03 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Not driving until 18 whaaa~?
🔗 11:03 TXC2: in the UK can Drink at 15 with a meal
🔗 11:03 Invitare: oh that's even younger
🔗 11:03 t3h_f1gm3nt: usually the younger drinking age is restricted to just beers. no hard liquer
🔗 11:03 accountmadeforants: In the Netherlands you were allowed to drink beer at 16, the rest at 18. But recently that was raised to 18 for everything.
🔗 11:04 Amentur: You're allowed to drink earlier when with a guardian/parent and nothing hard
🔗 11:04 stormshot14: the argument I have for enlisting while not being allowed to drink is maybe we should raise the enlistment age
🔗 11:04 thegreatwyrdling: You can start drinking at 16 in Denmark.
🔗 11:04 Mangledpixel: TXC2 and you can technically drink from the age of 7 at home
🔗 11:04 wicker_knight: well, very watered down beer
🔗 11:04 TehAmelie: here you can drive a moped at 15 and start learning to drive at 16. . .
🔗 11:04 sopranocat: @zhedor well, I also think we should make driving licensing much more difficult like it is in Germany because then it takes some real commitment to get one, and that would weed out a lot of the irresponislbe ones who think it's a right and not a privilege
🔗 11:04 wicker_knight: I'd guess american piss-lager probably has a lot in common with medieval beer
🔗 11:04 Mangledpixel: and there's even provision in law for infants to be given alcohol, but only by a medical professional in emergency circumstances
🔗 11:05 sopranocat: @stormshot14 exactly what I think
🔗 11:05 silenceaux: That tasteful side shoulder
🔗 11:05 wicker_knight: @sopranocat assuming you live in the US, good luck with that. Too much of our infrastructure is car-based
🔗 11:05 Zhedor:
I don't know enoug about licenses elsewhere, they wouldn't let me get one when i was in high school in the us
🔗 11:05 TehAmelie: i know there's one country where the requirement to get a driver's licence is backing between two cones without destroying them
🔗 11:05 glitched_goddess: Yeah I’m having a hard time parsing that pose.
🔗 11:06 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: "YES it is necessary game, I am only one artist!"
🔗 11:06 noSmokeFire: clearly he has one short arm and one long arm, so this is the only way for him to be comfortable
🔗 11:06 Koios7: And this was how Etsuji met your parents
🔗 11:06 noSmokeFire: that or he has lobster claws
🔗 11:06 sopranocat: @wicker_knight Well, partially that's our fault for destroying the train system. Yes I'm still mad about that.
🔗 11:06 TXC2:
no hands, no feet, the way Rob libfield intended
🔗 11:06 wicker_knight: @sopranocat also not investing in streetcars and allowing bus systems to decay
🔗 11:06 Zhedor: In defense of american car-infrastructure: Theres a lot of areas where anything else is highly impractical(rural areas etc)
🔗 11:07 wicker_knight: no worries, I hear you
🔗 11:07 TehAmelie: well clearly if our society could survive baby drops lany egal drinking limits can't be too lax
🔗 11:07 noSmokeFire: no gods, no kings, only flippers
🔗 11:07 sopranocat: @wicker_knight Yep
🔗 11:07 TehAmelie: *legal
🔗 11:07 silenceaux: If you're on your own, you learn to cook or you go broke (imo)
🔗 11:07 Earthenone: impressive to cook so well with hands in pockets
🔗 11:07chickenace11: oh no
🔗 11:07 Zhedor: Oh, don't worry the german train system is pretty crumbly as well
🔗 11:07 TehAmelie: if it's breaking the night's fast, it's breakfast
🔗 11:08 TXC2: Zhedor really?
🔗 11:08chickenace11: he did what we all want to do
🔗 11:08 TehAmelie: brunch!
🔗 11:08 glitched_goddess: Are we trying to bone him?
🔗 11:08 TehAmelie: in the afternoon!
🔗 11:08 Sanityis0verrated: this is how it starts
🔗 11:09 silenceaux: We absolutely are trying to bone
🔗 11:09 TXC2:
I mean I'm from the UK, so trains existing is an improvement from what we have
🔗 11:09 Zhedor: Yup, gross mismanagement. Mind the local public transport is more or less functional, but its cheaper and faster to drive across country than to go by train. usually more comfortable too
🔗 11:09 Zhedor: Ours have the tendency to overheat in the summer and not be heated in the winter...
🔗 11:09 accountmadeforants: Silent treatment
🔗 11:10 Earthenone: Elipsies
🔗 11:10 accountmadeforants: Oh dang too late
🔗 11:10 TXC2: Zhedor right
🔗 11:10 t3h_f1gm3nt: so etsuji is tsundere. got it
🔗 11:10 sopranocat: Wow the system's gone done fast in ~counts~ holy bus 15 years since I've been to Germany ~gloom~ I'm so old.......
🔗 11:10 Earthenone: Etsundere
🔗 11:10 glitched_goddess: Well it’s not like it’s gay. You just gotta remember to shout “no homo”
🔗 11:10HeirSquared: Who's this handsome fellow??
🔗 11:10HeirSquared: And where can I play this
🔗 11:10 t3h_f1gm3nt:
@Earthenone 
🔗 11:11 accountmadeforants: I've got the script open here, so I can just straight up give you all the answers if you'd like.
🔗 11:11 TehAmelie: fun fact: Steinbeck's favorite drink was reportedly "death in the afternoon"
🔗 11:11 Zhedor:
@TXC2 so, its essentially the same as my experiences in the uk. the Tube works fine, but going from london to cardiff? not so much
🔗 11:11 TXC2: Zhedor oh yeah not a chance
🔗 11:11 Amentur: I agree with Zhedor. On a local scale the train system is pretty darn functional but when it gets to longer trips it can break down really fast. Especially in peak summer/winter
🔗 11:12 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Jesus
🔗 11:13 wicker_knight: @TehAmelie I mean, it's Steinbeck. Was that a drink or did he actually put a noose around his neck and fall asleep next to a tree while thinking about dying
🔗 11:13 sopranocat: Kitty!
🔗 11:13 stormshot14: being straight forward about your emotions is something a bro would do
🔗 11:13 t3h_f1gm3nt: KITTY
🔗 11:13 accountmadeforants: Ooh, both answers were correct here. But it sets a flag for something.
🔗 11:13chickenace11: Forget him go for the cat
🔗 11:13 Amentur: Time to adopt a kitty!
🔗 11:13 glitched_goddess: Omg he’s afraid of cats
🔗 11:13Tomasu82:
theres TONS in canada 
🔗 11:13 Zhedor:
of course its not like our local government remembers the existence of snow, so whenever there is any all traffic ceases on the streets for a few hours
🔗 11:14Tomasu82: many cities have problems with strays on the streets
🔗 11:14 noSmokeFire: an endless firehose of cats
🔗 11:14 Stellapacifica: Kauai has WAY too many feral cats
🔗 11:14 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: No infinite kitties? I'm disappointed
🔗 11:14 wicker_knight: infinikitty
🔗 11:14 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh so this is the real reason Kathleen can't live in Australia
🔗 11:14 thegreatwyrdling: Mgrgrgrgr!
🔗 11:14JomAmman:
kitty 
🔗 11:14 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She would have a cat empire
🔗 11:14 noSmokeFire: cats for the cat throne
🔗 11:14 Stellapacifica: The last hurricane freed a bunch and the local humane society can't keep up. There are hordes all over the island, walmart is a big one
🔗 11:14 Rhynerd: @glitched_goddess afraid of live cats. I remember him being fine with cats on the tv.
🔗 11:14 cheetoJack: Adult cats will be like "wow this tiny thing is annoying. Stop that. Ugh"
🔗 11:14 sopranocat: Kathleen be my crazy cat lady sister!!!
🔗 11:14 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Which is a great band BTW)
🔗 11:15 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: SO MANY
🔗 11:15 FerociousPeach: I'm not allowed to look at the cats in the pet stores because I would try to take them all home with me
🔗 11:15JefftheFridge: We have a lot of outside cats in the UK,hard to tell if they're stray
🔗 11:15 FerociousPeach: especially the ones with sad stories
🔗 11:15 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: No it is not, they eat everything and it's real sad
🔗 11:15 TheSeg: There are a lot of stray cats where I live in Alameda, CA. They don't misbehave, but there's just a lot of them.
🔗 11:15 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Feral cats are pretty much our biggest wildike problem after cane toads
🔗 11:16 TXC2: JefftheFridge most arent in my experience
🔗 11:16chickenace11: There is a game that takes about 45 min to play where you run around paris making friends with stray cats
🔗 11:16 stevestein: DRAW THE CAT YOU COWARD
🔗 11:16 sopranocat: @JefftheFridge If the cat is skinny and the furr looks not well groomed, it's lost/stray. If it seems well-fed and well-groomed, shiny fur, it's either got a home and well taken care of, or it's feral and able to feed itself well in the wild
🔗 11:17 stevestein: Oh hey there's the cat!
🔗 11:17chickenace11: Oh that's the cat from the skip screen
🔗 11:17 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Eeeeee
🔗 11:17 bondeulv: I wonder how progress is going on that 3d cat game where you're a cat exploring a city
🔗 11:17 Rhynerd: @stevestein ask and ye shall receive, I guess.
🔗 11:17 TheAinMAP: Don't do that.
🔗 11:17 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: GOOD THUG
🔗 11:17SydPreviouslyHeadache: I LOVE this game
🔗 11:17chickenace11: Here here
🔗 11:17 Alahmnat: this game is amazing
🔗 11:17Aitsu111: this is so good
🔗 11:17 sopranocat: @JefftheFridge So skinny scruffy cats you should report/try to get picked up so you can get them back to their owners
🔗 11:17 stevestein: Let's discuss the potential benefits of surgical knuckle removal
🔗 11:18RoseShark: Nice! Declawing is real bad.
🔗 11:18 Zhedor: We were lied to!!!! No way is this in any way "worst"
🔗 11:18 TXC2:
stevestein lets not
🔗 11:18chickenace11: My cat is an indoor outdoor cat so he has never need his nails trim
🔗 11:18 Amentur: Get them used to a scratching post from a young age and it works out well in my experience
🔗 11:18PsychicRobot: For God's sake, don't declaw CATs !!!
🔗 11:18SydPreviouslyHeadache: my best friend Guy was declawed, and it infuriates me that someone had him declawed and then abandoned him
🔗 11:18 LordZirroc: !next
🔗 11:18 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:41 from now).
🔗 11:19 glitched_goddess: Our local shelter will refuse to let people adopt if they are going to declaw
🔗 11:19chickenace11: Etsugi is the best
🔗 11:20 noSmokeFire: outdoor cats also destroy your local ecosystem
🔗 11:20 Sanityis0verrated: murder birds
🔗 11:20 TXC2: all the Cats around here are outside cats
🔗 11:20 sopranocat: Coyotes, racoons, possums, mostly parasites
🔗 11:20chickenace11: My cat looks both ways when crossing the road
🔗 11:20JomAmman: watch it be Megu
🔗 11:20 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah I can't believe people lets their cats outdoor in Australia
🔗 11:20 sopranocat: and other cats
🔗 11:20SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, domestic cats belong indoors
🔗 11:20 noSmokeFire: a useless blob, but one I love seeing pictures of
🔗 11:20 KV1NN4: my mum's indoor-outdoor cat lived 20 years, mine lived about 25 (tho the last 7 or so she WAS an indoor cat I admit)..but i know statistics can vary
🔗 11:20 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Let em kill everything and then get hit by a car, so sad
🔗 11:21 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Cat runs are great!
🔗 11:21 NimrodXIV: one of my neighbors lets their cat roam free outside. I ever get her(?) to come to me, I'm finding her a new home
🔗 11:21chickenace11: Oh my cat roams free as he whishes
🔗 11:21 sopranocat: Supervised visits
🔗 11:21 noSmokeFire: it's basically like a chicken run, but for a cat
🔗 11:21SydPreviouslyHeadache: I would walk my cats, the ones that didn't mind the harness. but I have no fence and it'd be apain to set up
🔗 11:21 TXC2:
I wouldn't let my children outdoors in Australia
🔗 11:21 Stellapacifica: I lost a kitty to coyotes, 2 to grand old age, one before those to cancer... every one of them happy as a pig in poo to the end, so I guess that's just the wheel of life
🔗 11:21 Xed_Regulus: We kept our cat on a leash tied to a post. She spent all her time sleeping in the garden.
🔗 11:21 wicker_knight: I mean, as long as the cats think of the house as their food source, it's okay if they wander off occassionally in the day
🔗 11:22chickenace11: YOU MONSTERS
🔗 11:22 t3h_f1gm3nt: FUCK THAT OWNER
🔗 11:22 TXC2: well that fuckers going to hell
🔗 11:22 stormshot14: Free Cat
🔗 11:22 Amentur: D: now we should beat them up
🔗 11:22 Rhynerd: And just ditched their cat?
🔗 11:22 Stellapacifica: Ok fuck them that's the worst
🔗 11:22 accountmadeforants: So the rest of this game is us hunting down the owner, right?
🔗 11:22SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok so now Etsuji really needs to beat them up
🔗 11:22 NimrodXIV: not. okay.
🔗 11:22 Sanityis0verrated: Mgrgr that person
🔗 11:22 Rhynerd: Oh, that’s deserving of a MGRGR.
🔗 11:22AndYettheArmadillo just subscribed with Twitch Prime. AndYettheArmadillo subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 11:22 AndYettheArmadillo: Darn, missed a month and now back to 2 from 13
🔗 11:22 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, AndYettheArmadillo! (Today's storm count: 14)
🔗 11:22 sopranocat: My current kittens probably won't get even visits, because the girl just wants to escape whatever area she's in, and if we let her outside we'd never see her again
🔗 11:22 Stellapacifica: MGRGRGR
🔗 11:22 glitched_goddess: Ok yeah they need to beat up these jerk.
🔗 11:22 TXC2: SUB HYPE 14
🔗 11:22 Amentur:
I was thinking the owner might have died but leaving them after declawing them 
🔗 11:23chickenace11: Can we get a game where Etsuji hunts this owner down and punches them
🔗 11:23 sopranocat: YAAAAAAAY
🔗 11:23 noSmokeFire: "I'm keeping this cat, and training it in the ways of battle"
🔗 11:23JefftheFridge: Vanilla is now Etsuji's persona
🔗 11:23 Stellapacifica: ETSUJI IS SO GOOD
🔗 11:23 accountmadeforants: Yeah!
🔗 11:23SydPreviouslyHeadache: I really love this game
🔗 11:23 KV1NN4:
AWwwwwWWWWwww
🔗 11:23 adi_pie: This is really cute.
🔗 11:23RoseShark:
Kitty Bro! 
🔗 11:23 sopranocat: marry this man
🔗 11:23chickenace11: Can he get the cat little clip on claws
🔗 11:24 KV1NN4:
🔗 11:24 Earthenone: do they make brass knuckles for paws?
🔗 11:24 KV1NN4:
🔗 11:24 TXC2: MAKE THE FUCK OUT!
🔗 11:24 noSmokeFire: 1 is death
🔗 11:24 t3h_f1gm3nt: PET THE KITTY
🔗 11:24JefftheFridge: make out and pet vanilla
🔗 11:24Soul1355: Now Kiss!
🔗 11:24 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also I approve of girl bros!
🔗 11:24RoseShark: For a shit post, this game is surprisingly good.
🔗 11:24 Xcuube: pet! pet! pet!
🔗 11:24 Amentur: It's called now KISS
🔗 11:24 accountmadeforants: Bottom one
🔗 11:24 noSmokeFire: I bet you
🔗 11:24chickenace11: Chants CAT cat cat
🔗 11:24 sopranocat: is this game's name actually "Destroy Gender"
🔗 11:24 DKS04Saturn: Not sure?
🔗 11:24 accountmadeforants: Top two are death
🔗 11:24 ANameYouCanRead:
What's the name of the stream?
🔗 11:25 Earthenone: indecision 2019
🔗 11:25 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Speaking of impossible choices for Kathleen
🔗 11:25Soul1355: or pet the kitty
🔗 11:25 sopranocat: So what is this game?
🔗 11:25 Xcuube: oh no! we dont have time to destroy gender!!
🔗 11:25 Rhynerd: Gender will live. For now.
🔗 11:25SydPreviouslyHeadache: What?
🔗 11:25 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Boooo
🔗 11:25 stormshot14: games name is worst dating game
🔗 11:25 glitched_goddess: Destroy Gender is good life advice.
🔗 11:25 DKS04Saturn: I think the game is about 3ish hours
🔗 11:25 Stellapacifica: Don't need to kiss now, just eventually and naturally
🔗 11:25 t3h_f1gm3nt: DAMMIT! we got MRGRGRed and meowed
🔗 11:25JefftheFridge: destroying gender is a lifestyle
🔗 11:25 CrazymattCaptain: love that *punch meow*
🔗 11:25 Earthenone: Gender will remember this. -5
🔗 11:25 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:40.
🔗 11:26 Stellapacifica: We got MEOWGRGRed
🔗 11:26 DKS04Saturn: Without failures I think
🔗 11:26 Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] We'll destroy gender some other time.
🔗 11:26RoseShark: Destroy Gender is a good name.
🔗 11:26 adi_pie: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Gender may live.... for now!
🔗 11:26 LRRbot: New quote #5737: "Gender may live.... for now!" —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
🔗 11:26JomAmman: you already admitted to loving him
🔗 11:26RoseShark: Gender Wrecked is good too.
🔗 11:27 TehAmelie: we're gettiing a good start on destroying the hegemony of masculinity here anyway
🔗 11:27 noSmokeFire: the real genders we destroyed were the friends we made along the way?
🔗 11:27 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Try normal skiiip
🔗 11:27 Rhynerd: It’s a good haul.
🔗 11:27JefftheFridge: as someone with dysphoria i can confirm that gender is rekt
🔗 11:27chickenace11: the cat on the animal planet screen knida looks like mine any way
🔗 11:28 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: NORMAL SKIP
🔗 11:29 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: *waggles tiny munchlax arms uselessly*
🔗 11:29 accountmadeforants: Going by the script, you're a little under halfway through.
🔗 11:29 Earthenone: do you want your alarm clock to run fast?
🔗 11:29 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Not auto but normal
🔗 11:30chickenace11: even the clock has no hands
🔗 11:30 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: With "keep skipping after choices" turned on it should fastforward everything you've already read
🔗 11:30 TXC2: height is not a kink
🔗 11:30 Stellapacifica: No kinkshaming even when not necessary
🔗 11:31 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (That is if you use normal skip)
🔗 11:31 Sanityis0verrated: i just had to run to my car because my wireless headphones were dying and I need my Now Kiss
🔗 11:32 noSmokeFire: don't they have...walls...and guards...that keep randos out japanese high schools?
🔗 11:32 Rhynerd: It’s also not every day you see a thug with a cat on their shoulder, right?
🔗 11:32 noSmokeFire: or teachers at the gate, generally
🔗 11:32 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Damnit garbo Australian internet, stop dropping out
🔗 11:32 Amentur: Are none of the members going to mention the cat?
🔗 11:32 Alahmnat: hands in pockets again
🔗 11:33 Mangledpixel: daww
🔗 11:33 KV1NN4: Theres so much beef in this game i think i'm getting iron poisoning
🔗 11:33 TXC2:
No hands, no feet, the truest Drawing style
🔗 11:34 noSmokeFire: vanilla is the second in command of the kosher gang
🔗 11:35 Earthenone: Big Mgrgrgr
🔗 11:35 noSmokeFire: Big Mgrgrgr Energy
🔗 11:35 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:24 from now).
🔗 11:36 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Awwww
🔗 11:36NiaRosso: I do love that all this buffbois are all identical
🔗 11:36 accountmadeforants: This is a sweet lad
🔗 11:36 adi_pie: This game is adorable.
🔗 11:37 TXC2: accountmadeforants a type, we call that a type
🔗 11:37 stevestein: Yes, that's how normal humans communicate, by announcing the official commencement of their talking sessions
🔗 11:37NiaRosso: Has Etsuji ever not shouted
🔗 11:37 glitched_goddess: Miso is fucking delicious
🔗 11:38 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: GRANDMA BROS
🔗 11:39 NimrodXIV: Communication!
🔗 11:39SydPreviouslyHeadache: but don't be pushy or clingy
🔗 11:39NiaRosso: hardbois with hard nos
🔗 11:39RoseShark: Communication is important.
🔗 11:39 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: UAAAA~
🔗 11:39 GalacticBoredom: Is this a soft yes?
🔗 11:39 Stellapacifica: Fake relationship! One of my favorite tropes!
🔗 11:40NiaRosso: aw this is anice
🔗 11:40 Stellapacifica: Yeah that's just dating
🔗 11:40 Stellapacifica: this is so nice, what a good game!
🔗 11:40 TXC2: so one foot in the pool dating?
🔗 11:40SydPreviouslyHeadache: false datin' is basically datin'
🔗 11:40 cuttlefishman: that's... dating
🔗 11:40 cuttlefishman: isn't it
🔗 11:40CollapsingHrungDisaster:
@GalacticBoredom Yup, sounds right
🔗 11:40 cuttlefishman: I don't've a huge realm of past experience in the area
🔗 11:40 noSmokeFire: a friend of mine refuses to call any of her serious relationships "dating" because of how useless that is as a description
🔗 11:41 accountmadeforants: Also, he would have to show you his hands probably
🔗 11:41 cuttlefishman: it's a lot... and also messy
🔗 11:41 cuttlefishman: people are messy
🔗 11:41 phorrestgaze: also sometimes bodies are gross even if you like them
🔗 11:41NiaRosso: TLC? Show Etsuji some TLC
🔗 11:41 cuttlefishman: bodies are gross
🔗 11:41HeirSquared: I could be reading too much into this, but in East Asia, asking someone to go out with them often is a proposal to instantly settle into a relationship rather than testing the waters
🔗 11:41 Stellapacifica: And vice versa, I've known folks who were fine with (safely) sleeping around but emotional connections are a no because that can hurt them worse
🔗 11:41 DKS04Saturn: That's the spirit!
🔗 11:41 Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!
🔗 11:42 adi_pie: How are Tables, Ladders, and Chairs apt in this situation?
🔗 11:42 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Of course assuming somebody wants to be physical because you're dating isn't helpful either
🔗 11:42 TXC2:
adi_pie we're gonna be fuckin on all of them
🔗 11:42HeirSquared: YEAH DUDE, YOU FUCKING GO
🔗 11:42 adi_pie: TXC2 touche!
🔗 11:42 FurthestChunk55: so I just got here, and have not seen any of this game at all, what is plot
🔗 11:42NiaRosso: Who needs sleeping meds when you have love
🔗 11:43 glitched_goddess: I’m really weird...I find things like cuddling and hand holding to be very intimate than actual physical fun times. It confused me for awhile tbh.
🔗 11:43GreatThane: TLC seems to have a lot of expectations already
🔗 11:43 glitched_goddess: People are emotionally messy.
🔗 11:43 TXC2: FurthestChunk55 big thug guy comes home with us, love very very slowly blooms
🔗 11:43 FurthestChunk55: big thug guy is cute
🔗 11:43 DKS04Saturn: OMG!
🔗 11:43 bondeulv: Vanilla
🔗 11:43 TXC2: DAMN RIGHT YOU DO!
🔗 11:43 gsyhiap:
🔗 11:43 silenceaux: > > OH MY < <
🔗 11:44NiaRosso: Has...there been any actual sexing on Now Kiss before???
🔗 11:44 TXC2: NiaRosso yes, when we played Ladykiller in a bind
🔗 11:44 adi_pie: @NiaRosso oh boy has there.
🔗 11:44 Sanityis0verrated: not where we thought that would go
🔗 11:44 Dared00: @NiaRosso there was Ladykiller in a Bind, but it was mostly skipped
🔗 11:44 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @NiaRosso Oh yeah, Kathlee has had to cut the visuals on several occasions
🔗 11:44 adi_pie: Also when we played Coming Out on Top.
🔗 11:44 Sanityis0verrated: Also how he break into your house
🔗 11:44 silenceaux: Hold both of his hands, while they are still in his pockets
🔗 11:44 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Not for this game tho)
🔗 11:44NiaRosso: But has there been...buffboi sexy times???
🔗 11:45 Earthenone: also we were a bad enough dude to bang the president
🔗 11:45 Stellapacifica: Brofriends!
🔗 11:45 Dared00: @adi_pie oh wow, totally forgot about that. That was a wild ride.
🔗 11:45 adi_pie: @NiaRosso Coming Out on Top had plenty.
🔗 11:45 TXC2: "call me by your name"
🔗 11:45 gsyhiap: I feel that this game is somewhat exceeding its title...
🔗 11:45nosole just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. nosole subscribed for 65 months in a row!
🔗 11:45 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, nosole! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 11:45 TXC2: SUB HYPE 15
🔗 11:45 DKS04Saturn: This is hella sweet
🔗 11:45 accountmadeforants: HAND
🔗 11:45CollapsingHrungDisaster: I am absolutely Etsuji in this situation
🔗 11:45BlueChloroplast: hai chat
🔗 11:45 Xed_Regulus: We have hand!
🔗 11:45 Earthenone: new music
🔗 11:45chickenace11: ah a hand
🔗 11:45 cuttlefishman: SLEEVELESS HYPE
🔗 11:45 Earthenone: 2 hands!
🔗 11:45 Hugh_Munculus: Fingers!
🔗 11:45 FurthestChunk55: isn't this music from somewhere
🔗 11:45CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hi @BlueChloroplast
🔗 11:45 adi_pie: God, the Persona 4 music is just making this better.
🔗 11:45Aitsu111:
🔗 11:45 glitched_goddess:
And you’re on first name basis 
🔗 11:45 Amentur:
He didn't even say false date
🔗 11:45 Sanityis0verrated: kids you can date and still go to school
🔗 11:45 MrSVCD: It the Player character gendered?
🔗 11:45 TXC2: this boi has some MEAT!
🔗 11:46 FurthestChunk55: PAT HIS HEAD
🔗 11:46battlegrace731: head pats clearly
🔗 11:46 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He is chonk tsun
🔗 11:46 t3h_f1gm3nt: HEAD PATS!
🔗 11:46 Xcuube: pat! pat! pat!
🔗 11:46CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hold hands
🔗 11:46 Earthenone: kitty?
🔗 11:46SydPreviouslyHeadache: potential Mgrgrs
🔗 11:46NiaRosso: Why is this "worst" dating sim more like actual dating than any others
🔗 11:46emrafool: mr body massage machine GO
🔗 11:46 glitched_goddess:
HEADPATS 
🔗 11:46chickenace11: wait where is the cat
🔗 11:46Soul1355: treating him like a good dog worked so far
🔗 11:46 accountmadeforants: Head pats
🔗 11:47 Stellapacifica: one of the first two for sure
🔗 11:47SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dang
🔗 11:47 t3h_f1gm3nt: welp, we got MRGRGRed
🔗 11:47 Sanityis0verrated: boo
🔗 11:47SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game is great
🔗 11:47BlueChloroplast: game ovrrrrr
🔗 11:47 CrazymattCaptain: how many choices and potential failures are there?
🔗 11:47NiaRosso: Can we get a MRGRGR pin?
🔗 11:47 FurthestChunk55: so what's the MRGRGR thing
🔗 11:47 TXC2: FurthestChunk55 it's what he says when you fail
🔗 11:47 Stellapacifica: oh dear, alright!
🔗 11:47RoseShark: This game is surprisingly well written
🔗 11:47 Dared00: Oh sweet, more Magical Diary
🔗 11:48 Earthenone: horse hall was real good
🔗 11:48CobaltShurikenReborn: sponsor pog
🔗 11:48RoseShark:
Rad!
🔗 11:48SydPreviouslyHeadache: sweet
🔗 11:48BlueChloroplast:
Moar Hogwarts?
🔗 11:48 hippitybobbity: !next
🔗 11:48 MunchlaxRegretsNothing:
I hope they have some good boy dating options this time
🔗 11:48 DKS04Saturn: This game is so sweet, glad you guys are continuing it
🔗 11:48 CrazymattCaptain: the name next time should be MGRGR
🔗 11:49GreatThane: rural juror
🔗 11:49NiaRosso: MRGRGR Gender
🔗 11:49 TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Matt
🔗 11:49RoseShark:
Bye!
🔗 11:49 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1:10 from now).
🔗 11:49 FurthestChunk55: shitpost games are good
🔗 11:49 accountmadeforants: Bye!
🔗 11:49SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
🔗 11:49 MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Good nightmorning!
🔗 11:50 TXC2: oh oh oh the kathleen "interviews" beej crapshot is up
🔗 11:50BlueChloroplast: I need to wake up earlier. I've got such a backlog of now kiss streams to watch
🔗 11:51 TehAmelie: maybe just enough time to watch the rest of Steven Universe. . .
🔗 11:51BlueChloroplast: @TehAmelie riiigh I haven't watched it for years
🔗 11:54 TehAmelie: the spearhead of the trust, hope, love and truth genre of TV? it's worth keepnig up with
🔗 11:58 TehAmelie: yeah it's a genre now, i heard
🔗 11:58 TehAmelie: i don't know what shows are included in it but Bojack Horseman and maybe The Good Place
🔗 11:59beowuuf just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. beowuuf subscribed for 65 months in a row!
🔗 11:59 beowuuf: Woot woot!
🔗 11:59 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, beowuuf! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 12:00 beowuuf: LRR panel appears to be on pax 2 21 hours from now?
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: !advice
🔗 12:00 LRRbot: You passed it.
🔗 12:00 Earthenone: did you catch the end of the stream phoenix?
🔗 12:01 Tzeeeeentch: !next
🔗 12:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (58m from now).
🔗 12:01 Earthenone: next week is a sponsored stream of the sequal to magical diary horse hall
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: whoa what?!
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: that sounds amazing
🔗 12:01 beowuuf: #content
🔗 12:02 TehAmelie: it's frankly amazing that game had a sequel
🔗 12:02 Twinklebees: !next
🔗 12:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (57m from now).
🔗 12:02 TehAmelie: and it's pulled enough money that they can go around and sponsor streams of it?
🔗 12:03 TehAmelie: and they liked THIS stream?
🔗 12:03 Earthenone: its a good game
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: does Twinklebees know about the thing too?
🔗 12:03 Earthenone: i dont think so
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: because we both really love that dev
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: well I say "love"
🔗 12:03 Twinklebees: Which thing?
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: apparently next week's Now Kiss is sponsored
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: by the sequel to Magical Diary: Horse Hall
🔗 12:04 Earthenone: i mean i legitimatly saw the game on this stream and bought it, so that proves they have market infulance
🔗 12:04 Twinklebees: Oh neat.
🔗 12:04 TehAmelie: the magical world where head injuries make people see certain, specific horses with human faces and then have romantic relationships with them
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: yeah LRR has more influence than I expected if they get so many sponsored streams
🔗 12:05 Twinklebees: I'm really glad Hanako Games is still making stuff.
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: as am I
🔗 12:05 TehAmelie: i do hope they delve deeper into what exactly horses think
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: maybe we'll get really lucky and next week will be Hanako Games week
🔗 12:06 Twinklebees: Heheh
🔗 12:06 TehAmelie: about human girls seeing them with human faces
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior: !goc
🔗 12:06 LRRbot:
Want to submit a game for James and Paul to play on Games of Chance? Add it here! http://lrr.cc/goc
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior:
if you haven't submitted a game yet, consider Long Live the Queen
🔗 12:06 Twinklebees:
Just need to finagle someone into playing Black Closet too
🔗 12:06 TehAmelie: i am considering changing my submission to that
🔗 12:06 LRRbot: Above you?!
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior:
Adam likes weeb shit right?
🔗 12:07 beowuuf: It probably doesn't hurt that they broke 7000 viewers for the last PPR as a channel
🔗 12:08 Twinklebees: Black Closet is kind of an odd game. I feel like most other Hanako Games stuff has a clear influence like traditional VNs or Princess Maker...
🔗 12:08 PhoenixMelior: I hope they can more consistently break 1000 viewers
🔗 12:08 Twinklebees: But Black Closet is a strange management/detective/high school drama sim that feels pretty unique
🔗 12:08 beowuuf: I missed most of the PPR, but chat still seemed reasonably calm
🔗 12:08 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees mmm, I should really play it in the near future
🔗 12:09 Dix: from what i did see, it was super chill for 7k viewers
🔗 12:09 Twinklebees:
It's also pretty unforgiving at points, so maybe Adam /would/ be into it
🔗 12:09 beowuuf: That's the biggest plus I would have thought for any sponsored stream, actual 'engagement' even at high numbers
🔗 12:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (50m from now).
🔗 12:09 beowuuf:
that cool dix, if only from the point of view of you mods
🔗 12:09 Earthenone:
looking at the line "Black Closet combines traits of a visual novel and a strategy RPG" will this scratch the valkyrai chronicles itch?
🔗 12:09 PhoenixMelior: Dix even more chill for a 7k viewer MAGIC stream, from what I understand of magic content
🔗 12:10 Dix: dont even get me started on that right now PhoenixMelior
🔗 12:10 PhoenixMelior: fair enough
🔗 12:10 Twinklebees:
Earthenone: Absolutely not
🔗 12:11 PhoenixMelior: think detective not tanks
🔗 12:11 Dix: I'm actually going to be putting together a project for my podcast in teh coming weeks where i'm gonna ask the mtg community for their thoughts and opinions (via text, voice, or vid chat interviews) on the state of twitch moderation across the MTG twitch 'world'
🔗 12:11 Twinklebees: The closest comparison I can think of would be some kind of management sim game.
🔗 12:11 PhoenixMelior: ahh, so it's a topic that has a lot of legs
🔗 12:11 Dix: Its very long and involved basically
🔗 12:12 TehAmelie: i can say LRR chat is literally the only one on twitch that i read
🔗 12:13 Twinklebees: Also LRR-adjacent chats, but really what's the difference?
🔗 12:13 TehAmelie: out of magic streamers. there are a bunch of LRR friends i watch
🔗 12:13 TehAmelie: i guess sometimes i even watch Ben's Magic streams
🔗 12:14 hippitybobbity: ! next
🔗 12:14 TehAmelie: i can't say that with any confidence though
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: between LRR and LRR adjacent chats? Depends, I find
🔗 12:14 hippitybobbity: ! next
🔗 12:14 Twinklebees: True, I only watch a couple to be fair
🔗 12:15 Twinklebees: They mostly seem to consist of subsets of the regular LRR chat
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: mmm, like Hodor streams
🔗 12:15 cheetoJack: Seachats is cursed
🔗 12:15 TehAmelie: Ben, Cam, Julie, TQ, Jam whenever her health allows her to stream. . .
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: there's a couple places where I can find zero chill
🔗 12:15 TehAmelie: which is not often
🔗 12:16 beowuuf: xavier woods is in acq inc tomorrow???
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: I don't know what that is but sweet!
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: Xavier Woods is good people
🔗 12:17 Earthenone: i know what that is,but not who
🔗 12:17 beowuuf: acq inc is the penny arcade d&d game they play at pax, so the news is sweet or not depending upon your feelings on penny arcade themselves?
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: Wrestlem'n
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: mmm, fair enough
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: I have mixed feelings about PA?
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: ugh, this one friend really doesn't appear to understand that I don't do cigars
🔗 12:18 Earthenone: now i can picture them, thanks been too long since SwS, my only wresteman source to quickly recall
🔗 12:18 beowuuf:
i assumed it's not a slam dunk good thing for everyone still, if you enjoy those games, seems like it will be fun *fingers crossed*
🔗 12:18 TehAmelie: i think their problems have stemmed entirely from not knowing how to deal with fame, but they have done it better than some
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior:
Earthenone I know I miss my wrestlebois
🔗 12:19 TehAmelie: talking about the PA boys here
🔗 12:19 Earthenone:
no graham and adam?
🔗 12:19 Twinklebees: I think Graham implied a Mania return for sWs
🔗 12:19 PhoenixMelior: when is that
🔗 12:19 beowuuf: xavier woods is also now one step closer to lrr.. maybe DB xavier someday...
🔗 12:19 PhoenixMelior: April 7th? So far away...
🔗 12:20 beowuuf: I thought royal rumble was what adam said? I guess other projects could know that
🔗 12:20 Earthenone: april 7th so it will be edited and out the door... mid may?
🔗 12:20 Twinklebees: Oh maybe I'm thinking of the rumble
🔗 12:20 Twinklebees: I don't know the timings of these things
🔗 12:20 beowuuf: yeah, i thought it was back with rumble *toes now crossed*
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: which is Jan 27
🔗 12:20 Twinklebees: That makes much more sense
🔗 12:21 PhoenixMelior: oh boy
🔗 12:21 Twinklebees: I'm sorry for briefly worrying everyone
🔗 12:21 PhoenixMelior: I could get off the boat to a sWs
🔗 12:21 PhoenixMelior: that would be the best thing ever
🔗 12:21 beowuuf: ben isn't at pax? he's not going to get poxed? we can't have our editsm'n getting poxed!
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: Ben is at PAX, though
🔗 12:22 Earthenone: so is G*
🔗 12:22 beowuuf: i guess he has 10 days to be at death's door and get pulled back...
🔗 12:22 Lithobraker: So, I can confirm countering something with King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard is exceptionally satisfying.
🔗 12:22 beowuuf: graham has a kid, if he's not bullet proof to pox by now...
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: that's about the incubation time for Death
🔗 12:22 cheetoJack: they've been getting better at avoiding the pox
🔗 12:23 TehAmelie: i believe Ben's immune system has had to rise up a lot since he joined LRR. but maybe now it's caught up
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: daww, I was briefly excited for a band announcement
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: it was just a pre-party update
🔗 12:23 TehAmelie: *cut to Ben running through field of flowers*
🔗 12:23 Juliamon: It's his immune system vs his eagerness to hug people
🔗 12:23 beowuuf: He should be more like cH ben and be shut in the editing mines all day so no one can infect him
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: I wanna know if this band is Borknagar, Be'lakor, or some other B band
🔗 12:24 TehAmelie: i don't actually know that allergies and the immune system are related
🔗 12:24 PhoenixMelior: are there any mainstream metal bands that start with B/
🔗 12:24 beowuuf:
Bon Jovi
🔗 12:25 Earthenone: Black Sabboth
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior:
Bon Jovi, of course! He's next
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior: I guess I should have added the caveat of "active"
🔗 12:25 TehAmelie: there's probably someone out there with a name based on the word "Brobdingnagian"
🔗 12:25 Earthenone: Behemoth sounds band-7
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: metalsucks says the most popular B bands are Behemoth (ruled out), Black Sabbath, and BabyMetal (MORE POPULAR THAN SABBATH)
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: beowuuf yeah, browse metal archives at your own risk
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: fun fact: they refuse to list Amaranthe on Metal Archives
🔗 12:27 TehAmelie: dang, should have remembered Baal
🔗 12:27 Twinklebees: Unrelated to B, I ended up listening to a bunch of DT today
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: almost entirely because of That Song
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees which DT?
🔗 12:27 Twinklebees: Dark Tranquility
🔗 12:27 beowuuf: Ok, I have discovered it appears no metal band of note starts with 'banjo' in their name
🔗 12:27 Twinklebees: As opposed to DT and DT, which I also listen to occasionally
🔗 12:27 TehAmelie: and there are four bands called Baba Yaga? i thought there was rules about this
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: ah yes, with you it's hard to tell
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: I like DT. Fiction is definitely my favourite of their albums
🔗 12:28 Twinklebees: Heheh
🔗 12:29 Twinklebees: Yeah, Fiction was fun
🔗 12:29 TehAmelie: okay, Bacterial Vaginosis is a good name
🔗 12:29 PhoenixMelior: because SUFFER LIKE I DID
🔗 12:29 Twinklebees: Thanks, Phoenix.
🔗 12:29 Twinklebees: Thanks.
🔗 12:29 PhoenixMelior: be grateful it's not Hello Kitty
🔗 12:30 TehAmelie: i think we can all agree B is a bad letter
🔗 12:30 Earthenone: Ixalon saga DT?
🔗 12:30 TehAmelie: only bogus words start with B
🔗 12:31 PhoenixMelior: I'm not sure which one that is
🔗 12:31 Lithobraker: J is the worst letter.
🔗 12:31 Earthenone: Ixion saga dt*
🔗 12:31 Earthenone: its an annime
🔗 12:31 PhoenixMelior: ahh
🔗 12:31 PhoenixMelior: Lithobraker what, for metal?
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: I can't say I like Jinjer
🔗 12:32 TehAmelie: bungle, bowel, bicker, booger, bald
🔗 12:32 Twinklebees: Babies
🔗 12:32 TehAmelie: jowls is good though
🔗 12:32 Earthenone: Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galactica
🔗 12:32 TehAmelie: on the top list of words that sound bad
🔗 12:33 Lithobraker: PhoenixMelior no, in terms of letters. It's superfluous, goes to the left instead of right. We should remove "j" and bring back "þ"
🔗 12:33 beowuuf: balalaika would like to disagree
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: g also goes to the left
🔗 12:33 beowuuf: also, metal site does not list babymetal either, 0/10
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: my real first name (the one I never use) starts with J >.>
🔗 12:34 TehAmelie: jank, jubblies, jorts, jinks
🔗 12:34 Lithobraker: yeah, but anything j can do g can do.
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: beowuuf well if they won't list Amaranthe
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: also apparently they're no longer active
🔗 12:34 Twinklebees: The name I use starts with a J
🔗 12:34 Lithobraker: and it would really throw another wrench into the gif vs gif debate
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: well, I use at work *shrug*
🔗 12:35 TehAmelie: oh no, i think we all agreed to forget "jif" was ever an option
🔗 12:35 beowuuf:
yeah, that's what made me check back when i clicked on your link, but babymetal has metal in the name, it's even more of a slap in the face
🔗 12:35 beowuuf: damn, just got kitty'd, despite the earlier warning of it
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior:
dangit, you had to spoil it
🔗 12:36 beowuuf: I still want my advert of gillain anderson and gillian jacobs telling all nerds it's pronounced guyf
🔗 12:37 TehAmelie: i like the idea but Gillian Anderson at least will be a hard sell. boy she's doing such good work
🔗 12:37 TehAmelie: i'm thinking mainly of American Gods here
🔗 12:37 TehAmelie: so excited for season 2. . .
🔗 12:38 beowuuf: still need to watch that... as with many shows
🔗 12:38 TehAmelie: it's probably a quicker watch than most shows
🔗 12:39 PhoenixMelior: I only have one more "troll" song, that I won't deploy because i'm still sad the band broke up (even if they were a joke)
🔗 12:39 Earthenone: i am not a fan of either americans OR gods, probobly not a good show for me to try
🔗 12:39 PhoenixMelior: oh American Gods? I liked the book, but I'm told the show is WEIRD
🔗 12:40 TehAmelie: it is weird and has a great look
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: wait what?
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: My third troll song says in the description that it will be used in the 2020 Olympics
🔗 12:40 TehAmelie: there's 8 one hour episodes so far
🔗 12:41 beowuuf: earthenone: might be like two strong bad flavours that just mix really well
🔗 12:41 TehAmelie: and it has a lot of things to say about gods and about America that aren't entirely positive
🔗 12:41CollapsingHrungDisaster: American Gods is AMAZING. The way I'd describe it is if you took Terry Pratchett's... organic approach to world mythology and mixed it with a combination of contemporary and classic Americana, plus a side order of biting social commentary
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: the book, yes
🔗 12:43 beowuuf: Barwick Green (The Archer's theme tune) is best olympic opening tune, ... let's have a civil discussion regarding the merits or not outside if you disagree. Still 1v1 though irl
🔗 12:43 TehAmelie: heh, when i was in the US in 2001 i was given an authentic pamphlet about how the game Diablo was the devil's work and had to be loudly shunned
🔗 12:44 r10pez10: "it's right there in the name, you see"
🔗 12:44 TehAmelie: don't judge a work by the name is the lesson here
🔗 12:44 beowuuf:
That... was certainly a link i clicked. And I'm not ashamed to say I might unpause it later on to keep listening to it
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior:
I legit love LadyBaby
🔗 12:45 beowuuf: It made me smile from the first 30 seconds
🔗 12:45 TehAmelie: but hey, you liked the book, Phoneix? thats cool
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: i'm just sad that they dissolved
🔗 12:45 TehAmelie: there's that drunk spelling
🔗 12:46 r10pez10: feenicks
🔗 12:47 PhoenixMelior: yes rtenpezten?
🔗 12:47 TehAmelie: phonetics
🔗 12:48 undecided44: !next
🔗 12:48 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (11m from now).
🔗 12:48 r10pez10: latest crapshot is powerful
🔗 12:48 TehAmelie: i'm still inordinately excited about people liking Neil Gaiman's stuff. it comes with being a fan from before he was the single most loved living author in the world
🔗 12:48 PhoenixMelior: i'll have to check it later
🔗 12:48 TehAmelie hipster
🔗 12:48 beowuuf: Mister Mxyzptlk got his name from twitch chat? You learn something new every day...
🔗 12:49 r10pez10: "oh yeah well if you like neil gaiman so much then name two of your favourite characters of his"
🔗 12:49 beowuuf: I only knew Gaimen from the tv show Neverwhere and then Good Omens for ages, ashamed to say
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: Shadow and Wednesday
🔗 12:49 TehAmelie: Death and Harry Potter
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior:
r10pez10 not hard
🔗 12:49 TehAmelie: um i mean Timothy Hunter
🔗 12:50 TehAmelie: Harry Potter is a totally original character
🔗 12:50 r10pez10: yeah i was riffing on gatekeeping and decided to swing absurd
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: oh right, Good Omens
🔗 12:50 r10pez10: coraline and whatever the star's name from stardust was
🔗 12:50 TehAmelie: i can say Neverwhere in book form is extremely good
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: Yvaine
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: I think?
🔗 12:51 r10pez10: i'll take it
🔗 12:51 TehAmelie: either that or Yavine
🔗 12:51 r10pez10: the movie was great
🔗 12:51 beowuuf:
i read it after seeing the show, cool to have the limitations of tv at that time lifted when it's a novel
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: for me, movie > book
🔗 12:52 TehAmelie: Mirrormask is my favorite Gaiman movie
🔗 12:52 TehAmelie: and it's only nominally related to him
🔗 12:52 beowuuf: starry potter was her name *nods*
🔗 12:54 r10pez10: An Essay Comparing The Use Of Numbered Characters In Stardust And Scott Pilgrim
🔗 12:54 TehAmelie: Dave McKean is an entirely other person, but in my mind he's like a bonus Neil Gaiman
🔗 12:54 sir_jack_DB: !next
🔗 12:55 TehAmelie: and his movie Mirrormask is great if you like movies
🔗 12:55 PhoenixMelior: for real though
🔗 12:55 PhoenixMelior: Scott Pilgrim does some beautiful work
🔗 12:55 TehAmelie: the movie and comic both
🔗 12:55 TehAmelie: in different ways
🔗 12:55 DoodlestheGreat: Almost time for ze shoote of ze crape...
🔗 12:56 PhoenixMelior: yes, I think I will watch that
🔗 12:56 TehAmelie: the short of the crapts
🔗 12:56 TXC2: speaking of magic and crpahoots, I have an idea for one, but it needs ALOT of work
🔗 12:56 r10pez10: now entering: recline mode
🔗 12:57 TehAmelie: just to clarify Phoenix, what wilth thou watchst?
🔗 12:57 beowuuf: throw it in the writing chipper and see if it comes out like wedding confetti or sad powder
🔗 12:57 TehAmelie: Mirrormoask or Scott PIlgrim is my main conspicions
🔗 12:57 Twinklebees: After that conversation we had a few hours ago about Space Bureaucracy, the idea of "Space Marine stuck in line at the post office" came into my head. But that is all.
🔗 12:58 beowuuf:
also, given the origins of the latest crapshot, i am pleasantly surprised at how well it plays
🔗 12:58 TXC2: basically 2 people play magic, during which they make a series of escalating sexual innuendos using magic terminology, then smash cut too the two of them in bed
🔗 12:58 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: writing only today? yay!
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I mean, pitch it? It's good
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: txc2 that seems more sexual than most crapshots
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: also, Into the Breach seems good here
🔗 12:58 Earthenone: i dont think the sponsors would aprove
🔗 12:59 beowuuf: or smash cut to a mother /father telling offscreen child 'and that's how saprolings are formed'
🔗 12:59 beowuuf: I guess created is the token generating term
🔗 12:59 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
🔗 12:59 TehAmelie: or cut to "and that's how you were born"
🔗 12:59 TXC2: basicly the whole Idea came to me from the idea of casting Twiddle on an oblivion ring
🔗 12:59 Twinklebees: Maybe that's the Saproling form of the stork.
🔗 12:59 beowuuf: I get that most crapshots is quite a lot, over 600, but one of them is 'the confession' so... it's a high bar to clear
🔗 13:00 Twinklebees: They don't want to explain how it actually works, so they come up with a bizarre scenario involving people playing the game.
🔗 13:00 PhoenixMelior: which one is The Confession again?
🔗 13:00 TXC2: pretty sure there is a Crapshot of ian and cori "explaining" sex to beej
🔗 13:00 PhoenixMelior: that does exist, yes
🔗 13:00 r10pez10: i thought that was taxes
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: except it was taxes yeah
🔗 13:01 beowuuf: the one kathleen adlibbed where she's speaking oddly sultry lines about trucks to what turns out to be beej delivering pizza
🔗 13:01 Twinklebees: Oh yeah, there is that one.
🔗 13:01 TXC2:
r10pez10 sex and taxes are the same thing, you;re fucked either way
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: don't remember that one
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: txc2 yeah but one of them you're continuously enthusiastic about
🔗 13:01 TXC2: PhoenixMelior good point
🔗 13:01 Pteraspidomorphi: !next
🔗 13:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PST (1m ago).
🔗 13:01 Earthenone: which?
🔗 13:02 beowuuf: the whole filming is funny just to see kathleen go for it over only two - three two takes from nowhere. And i think they used take one?
🔗 13:02 TXC2:
thing is, In my head, my one wold be played by Ben and Ian for some reason
🔗 13:02 beowuuf: nothing wrong with ... whatever the ben ian ship name is...
🔗 13:03 PhoenixMelior:
txc2 we don't talk about LRR slash fic in public
🔗 13:03 Earthenone: ~whichcord
🔗 13:03 LRRTwitter: !discord
🔗 13:03 TehAmelie: Holmer?
🔗 13:03 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Ben + Ian... Bean?
🔗 13:03chickenace11: or Ban
🔗 13:03 TXC2:
it's not slash fic if LRR make it real
🔗 13:03 beowuuf: holmer's oddessy?
🔗 13:03 Twinklebees: Signal
🔗 13:03 PhoenixMelior: Iangineering
🔗 13:03 MidgardSerpent:
🔗 13:04 Earthenone: iulmer
🔗 13:04 lare291:
🔗 13:04 r10pez10: Horn-Engine
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: !quote Ian
🔗 13:04 LRRbot: Quote #4271: "I look like the floppiest samurai." —Ian [2017-06-10]
🔗 13:04chickenace11: Iben
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: Ian "Real, Ian" Horner
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: okay who forgot to tweet
🔗 13:04 Earthenone: ask the ghost of remembering to tweet?
🔗 13:05 PhoenixMelior:
it was James
🔗 13:05 beowuuf: I mean if ben isn't there they can blame ben?
🔗 13:05chickenace11: i bet they will tweet in 57 secs
🔗 13:05 TehAmelie: Beniamin Holmer
🔗 13:06 beowuuf: ooh, i like the roman 'i' for 'j' thingie
🔗 13:06 r10pez10: Plaid-Leatherwork
🔗 13:06 r10pez10: Editor-References
🔗 13:06 TXC2: Here we GO!
🔗 13:06chickenace11: just thinking about plaid leatherwork made me sick a bit
🔗 13:06 Earthenone: ~lasttweet crap
🔗 13:06 LRRTwitter:
earthenone: No match found in the last 64 tweets
🔗 13:06 VoidByAnyOtherName: ze crappen shooten
🔗 13:06 Creideiki_SE: I'm still disappointed that the countdown doesn't go to negative numbers.
🔗 13:07 PhoenixMelior: what happened to the old intro?
🔗 13:07 beowuuf: what's the lump??? /alexcomic
🔗 13:07 TehAmelie: let the shoosting begin
🔗 13:07manfred909 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. manfred909 subscribed for 32 months in a row!
🔗 13:07 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, manfred909! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 13:07 Koshindan: Wee-woo.
🔗 13:07 TXC2: PhoenixMelior we got rid of it, since it was in the old moonbase
🔗 13:07CollapsingHrungDisaster: Greetings Katleejames!
🔗 13:07 FurthestChunk55: @PhoenixMelior I assume to work in the removal of the dude shooting himself
🔗 13:07 beowuuf:
now you have to write a new intro
🔗 13:07Laserbeaks_Fury: Crap!
🔗 13:07chickenace11: and other lies cam tells
🔗 13:07 Earthenone:
51
🔗 13:07 PhoenixMelior: FurthestChunk55 ohh, that's a good point
🔗 13:07 DigitalSeahorse:
yay Cameron!
🔗 13:08 TXC2: FurthestChunk55 fun fact: no, it's to make the branding clearer
🔗 13:08 drcanonball: negative 2 it is
🔗 13:08 RayFK: Can I just be disappointed in Ja,es?
🔗 13:08 PhoenixMelior: idea seed time!
🔗 13:08 Earthenone: i am already disapointed at 0
🔗 13:08 RayFK: *James even
🔗 13:08RoeDent89: Hey all!
🔗 13:08 PhoenixMelior: !quote
🔗 13:08 LRRbot: Quote #5622: "Chat is now just history of my losing." —James [2018-12-18]
🔗 13:08Evandill: Hello guys!
🔗 13:08 TXC2: RayFK are we ever not?
🔗 13:08Laserbeaks_Fury: You can Brainstorm wrong?
🔗 13:08 DigitalSeahorse: raiding crapshoot?
🔗 13:08 FurthestChunk55: @TXC2 it's also to remove the dude shooting himself
🔗 13:08 jadedcynic: !uptime
🔗 13:08 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:04.
🔗 13:08 kristwist:
hey all ;D
🔗 13:08 TehAmelie: a raid made up of like 3 people?
🔗 13:08 KV1NN4: Seed: Thugs are surprisingly sweet, cat loving boyfriends. :B
🔗 13:08W_Livi gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tuxbeej! They have given 39 Gift Subs in the channel!
🔗 13:08 LRRbot:
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🔗 13:08 FurthestChunk55: if they remove it from one thing, they have to remove it from the other
🔗 13:08 beowuuf: Can you ask for cut aways from pax people and even the pax panel?
🔗 13:08Qvdv: I don't know if this is much of a writing prompt, but I kind of like the idea of Obgyn&Tonic for the wordplay there
🔗 13:09 Rhynerd: works as a seed
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🔗 13:09 LRRbot:
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🔗 13:09 TehAmelie: an obstetric clinic where everyone's drunk all the time? that could be fun
🔗 13:09chickenace11: Cam has to go to degenerate commander night
🔗 13:09 TXC2: Ross as in Firends?
🔗 13:09 Earthenone: Ross as in Bob?
🔗 13:10 TehAmelie: fetal alcohol syndrome? eh, that's liberal propaganda
🔗 13:10 jadedcynic:
not that either
🔗 13:10hyralt just subscribed with Twitch Prime. hyralt subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 13:10 LRRbot:
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🔗 13:10 PhoenixMelior: txc2 yes, the Friends cast is now a metal band, quick what would they call themselves
🔗 13:10 TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
🔗 13:10chickenace11: it is still on there coins
🔗 13:10 Traion: Hey Chat and LRR!
🔗 13:10 jadedcynic goes to check the "Danzig" font's appearance
🔗 13:10 Dared00: Danzig *was* an area of Germany, it's Poland now
🔗 13:11RoeDent89: Gdansk?
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: Danzig is a metal band
🔗 13:11 silvertabbycat: I was just watching the Villainous afk stream, when they talked about the store at the beginning they said Beej gets notified to restock stuff. Someone pictured Beej getting a notification on his phone in the middle of the night and that idea feels crapshot-worthy
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: or I guess it's just one guy
🔗 13:11 Traion: Danzig is called Gdansk and is in Poland now
🔗 13:11 TXC2: the Friends Heavy metal band is named Central Hurts?
🔗 13:11 Rhynerd: Gdansk is known for being home for some notable live performances nowadays, right?
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: txc2 not bad, not bad
🔗 13:12RoeDent89: David Gilmour made a fine live album in Gdansk
🔗 13:12chickenace11: An Idea that I had for a crapshot where you guys are reading sub names and the last one is everybody_lost_the_game
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: never, ever, EVER start a genre debate among metalheads
🔗 13:12 TehAmelie: two metal fans fighting about if it's pronounced DansiCH or dansi*gargle*?
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: the 70k forums got on one, three pages later and I had to end it creatively
🔗 13:12hey_strawberry: is this about video games?
🔗 13:12 jadedcynic: Oh. the "Danzig" font is simply what the people who arranged Danzig's album covers used; nice - the sort of clean allcaps that you'd see in posters for horror movies
🔗 13:12Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like how new memes get filter through the lens of all previous memes
🔗 13:12 Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: I'm always terrified of accidentally making a genre mistake in front of someone who feels strongly about it
🔗 13:12 Earthenone: all games with mice are essencialy clicker games
🔗 13:12 beowuuf: i mean FPSs are just head clickers
🔗 13:12 InternetArt: is streetlight manifesto ska? A question thats ended relationships.
🔗 13:13RoeDent89: All this genre nonsense is ridiculous and can suck the life and joy out of music.if we're not careful.
🔗 13:13 EvilBadman: Hitman's a 3rd Person Puzzle game
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees oh it's so bad, especially with basically ANY prog metal band
🔗 13:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do hope the idea for a crapshot that came up doing last weeks Let's Nope becomes real
🔗 13:13 TehAmelie: please give us a link to what this "streetlight manifesto" is supposed to be
🔗 13:13 jadedcynic: that's not even a joke, EvilBadman
🔗 13:13 AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun seed: " My answers have gotten faster, not more accurate."
🔗 13:13 Traion:
Btw what is FNPF tonight? Can't check on mobile
🔗 13:13 hippitybobbity: ohai thar frands
🔗 13:13Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to make the donuts...
🔗 13:13 Akaiatana: Dad-BoD
🔗 13:13 Earthenone: fnpf is canlander
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior:
Twinklebees tell me what genre(s) Ne Obliviscaris is
🔗 13:13 kamelion84:
🔗 13:14 Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Oh absolutely.
🔗 13:14 Twinklebees:
You've got me there
🔗 13:14 TXC2: FNPF Is Canlander tonight
🔗 13:14 beowuuf: events page says canlander for fnpf
🔗 13:14 silvertabbycat: Sempai noticed me! lol
🔗 13:14 sir_jack_DB: that's unfortunate
🔗 13:14 TehAmelie: four THOUSAND t-shirts sounds funnier and has a bit of future-proofing
🔗 13:14 EvilBadman: Is Beej's notification alarm the Drop?
🔗 13:14Laserbeaks_Fury: very edgar wright
🔗 13:14chickenace11: and then cori comes out of now where and punches him
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I don't think even I can tell you what their genre is any more
🔗 13:14RoeDent89: That's really good!
🔗 13:14Evandill: I love that sooo much
🔗 13:14 TXC2: Might be the 2018 Canlander turny
🔗 13:15 Zhedor: Cross-stitch the picture on?
🔗 13:15chickenace11: Paul can be saying introducing Beej on demand
🔗 13:15 PhoenixMelior: just Wii-shop-esque music
🔗 13:15 jadedcynic: BoD has potential
🔗 13:15chickenace11: don't forget the f-bomb at the end
🔗 13:15RoeDent89: Someone tapping on their phone as if the're placing an order.
🔗 13:15 ElektroTal: GARDENING WITH GREG PLS
🔗 13:15 Solipsody: "Order cancelled," and then Beej sighs and starts to eat the shirt.
🔗 13:16 TehAmelie: love it
🔗 13:16 Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Yeah, I tend to call them Prog metal, but it's really only one aspect of them
🔗 13:16 TXC2: Solipsody YES!
🔗 13:16 hippitybobbity: Hey I have an idea for Gardening with Greg, are you taking suggestions today?
🔗 13:16 cheetoJack: Can there be a glove on a stick that pokes Beej to wake him up? Then his phone buzzes to tell him what to do
🔗 13:16 jadedcynic:
@Solipsody 
🔗 13:16Talanvore just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Talanvore subscribed for 10 months in a row!
🔗 13:16 LRRbot:
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🔗 13:16 Traion:
4 nights of BoD shirts and Heather files for divorce
🔗 13:16 Akaiatana: In this case, I think less is morgue
🔗 13:16 hyralt: I love that distracting weirdness.
🔗 13:16 TXC2: SUB HYPE 21
🔗 13:16 Rhynerd: @hippitybobbity they are, i beleive
🔗 13:16chickenace11: Beej could be sleeping in the prop room
🔗 13:16 TehAmelie: it'll be easier than anything involving greenscreening Beej into a location that's definitely not Canada
🔗 13:16 jadedcynic: *gratuitious* weirdness, Paul?
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I've gotten somewhere to the following adjectives: extreme, avant garde, melodic, progressive
🔗 13:16 hippitybobbity: @rhynerd radicale
🔗 13:17 Rhynerd: @hippitybobbity best chances involve writing out the idea as a script in pastebin and posting that in chat, but I think they're also open for other suggestion styles today, don't quote me.
🔗 13:17 TXC2: Kathleen's way is more relatable
🔗 13:17 LoadingReadyRun: BTW: The 2018 Canlander Tournament is Feb 2nd
🔗 13:17 Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Maybe Melodic by way of Opeth
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: whee, I'll be on the boat again
🔗 13:17 TXC2: LoadingReadyRun ok good thanks
🔗 13:17 jadedcynic:
Kathleen - this is how Ed Greenwood got started
🔗 13:17 hippitybobbity: @rhynerd what helps is that my idea is like Vine length
🔗 13:17 TehAmelie: funny story, my library has "avant garde" books marked with that genre that were printed in the 1980s. who knew it was a timeless genre?
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior:
Twinklebees okay we can make Melodic-by-Way-of-Opeth a subgenre
🔗 13:17chickenace11: Another Idea that I has was heather saying that she married beej because she can reverse the beej drop
🔗 13:18 Twinklebees:
PhoenixMelior: Sounds good to me
🔗 13:18RoeDent89: With a sigh
🔗 13:18 Solipsody: @TehAmelie Maybe they're books about fencing, and someone just can't spell?
🔗 13:18 LoadingReadyRun: Tonight is also Canlander, but just a fun FNPF
🔗 13:18 TehAmelie: no, they're really artistic stories
🔗 13:18 cheetoJack: You should make the shirt be one of the new ones... you know, good advertising opportunity
🔗 13:18 Earthenone: im working on Dank fantasy
🔗 13:19 beowuuf: grime dark, it's just a little greasier
🔗 13:19Evandill: PLEASE YES
🔗 13:19 rybackgaming: Cam, that's amazing.
🔗 13:19 TehAmelie: what if instead of BOD it was pronounced "b-on-d"?
🔗 13:19 jadedcynic: Sid Vicious
🔗 13:19 PhoenixMelior: Sean Connery? Hugh Jackman?
🔗 13:19 ElektroTal: rico suave
🔗 13:19 EvilBadman: Reynolds? Or is that too early?
🔗 13:19 Akaiatana: Cam: Goldblum?
🔗 13:19chickenace11: Can that just be a dice friends
🔗 13:19 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Cena?
🔗 13:19 TXC2: how was Patrick Swazy a Punk?
🔗 13:19 hyralt: grim hunk
🔗 13:19 andrew: Brendan Fraser circa The Mummy
🔗 13:19 PhoenixMelior: txc2 Hunk
🔗 13:19 jadedcynic: Billy Idol
🔗 13:19 TXC2: PhoenixMelior OH ok, yeah he was that for sure
🔗 13:19RoeDent89: We're making two Crapshots simultaneously!
🔗 13:20 ElektroTal: rob lowe. Kurt Russell. Tom Selleck.
🔗 13:20 TXC2: hopepunk = LRR ?
🔗 13:20 SajuukSjet:
there's the Heavy Angst sub-genre...
🔗 13:20RoeDent89: See all of Shakespeare
🔗 13:20 TehAmelie: Paul is reminiscing about Fight the Future eh
🔗 13:20 Earthenone: Desert Hopepunk
🔗 13:20 GDwarf: There's an increasingly large number of stories, it feels like, that are just "here's a story of terrible things happening to people and it ends with everyone worse-off than they started and it's so edgy and amazing" which is frustrating
🔗 13:21 ElektroTal: grimdark
🔗 13:21 beowuuf: it's supposed to be a mug... "honey, we gotta do the ghost thing again"
🔗 13:21 Earthenone: !findquote slag
🔗 13:21 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 13:21BlueChloroplast: they had the potter's wheel when they made the Ghost joke
🔗 13:21 Akaiatana: No, the joke is no, it's a pin, Ian gets out the solder
🔗 13:21 SajuukSjet: gdwarf: indeed, see tv series in particular
🔗 13:21Laserbeaks_Fury: Dice Tray, pull out a block of wood and awl
🔗 13:21 Earthenone: just eat the shirt
🔗 13:21 Rhynerd: @Earthenone I don't know if I should compare that to Desert Bus, or that one problematic titty anime.
🔗 13:21 jadedcynic: Okay, hunks.....Swazee, Patrick Dempsey, River Phoenix, Keanu, Denzel...
🔗 13:21RoeDent89: With a shoulder shrug.
🔗 13:21 cheetoJack: How about DVDs? It would be easy to pull out a blank CD from somewhere
🔗 13:21 beowuuf: as someone said earlier, eating the shirt funnier
🔗 13:21 undecided44: just a bag of "clay" would work for the mug
🔗 13:21BlueChloroplast: Finally a use for a wii play shirt
🔗 13:21chickenace11: and the stinger is heather saying " Under the sink next to the shaving cream" or something just as funny
🔗 13:21 hyralt: Nathan Fillion. Neil Patrick Harris. Bernie Sanders. Wait. What was the question?
🔗 13:21 Dared00: yes, eating the shirt
🔗 13:21 TehAmelie: there is a definition of "grown-up" fiction that's just "something sad happens at the end" and i think that's something we as writers have to think about
🔗 13:21 jadedcynic:
No Beej; you EAT THE SHIRT @Solipsody had that glorious idea
🔗 13:21 Traion:
I doubt Heather is up for acting in a crapshot tomorrow 
🔗 13:21 Solipsody: Beej Eats The Whole Shirt!
🔗 13:22 EvilBadman: @hyralt I was with you until Bernie. Wat.
🔗 13:22 Zarash11: Do you even need anything or just a look at the phone and ~honk
🔗 13:22 jadedcynic: are we making a commentary about consumer media and how it affects the 3rd world?
🔗 13:22 hyralt:
@EvilBadman
🔗 13:22 TStodden: Would an order change be funnier (2XL to 3XL) instead of cancellation?
🔗 13:22RoeDent89: On-Damned
🔗 13:23 ElektroTal: RPG Subgenres in a format like the deck names format
🔗 13:23 jadedcynic: Nah, @RoeDent89 that'd be too much foreshadowing
🔗 13:23 beowuuf: six degrees of colonel sanders
🔗 13:23 jadedcynic: @ElektroTal yah...
🔗 13:23 Xed_Regulus: "Oh, so RIFTS?"
🔗 13:23BlueChloroplast:
Golarion?
🔗 13:24 Solipsody: Discussing subgenres, onyl revealing it's about RPG campaigns when someone comes in and asks what you're talking about?
🔗 13:24 ElektroTal: Didn't GURPs do that in 1982?
🔗 13:24 EvilBadman: Hey, now that we're famous Twitch DMs, what are you working on?
🔗 13:25 jadedcynic: good plan
🔗 13:25 TehAmelie: there is a joke to be had in the idea of any given genre saying "you need more characters in there" and a writer just taking their story and adding "Shaun was there too" in every chapter
🔗 13:25 Akaiatana: Dieselpunk is a joke by itself
🔗 13:25 Solipsody: What does cosmic horror look like in the middle ages? Christianity.
🔗 13:25 SajuukSjet: quick! to TVTropes!
🔗 13:25 Earthenone: grounded in the 1920's
🔗 13:25Laserbeaks_Fury: Dark Mirror
🔗 13:25 DoodlestheGreat: Cosmic Horror, but for kids!
🔗 13:25 TXC2: SajuukSjet no, youll get trapped!
🔗 13:25chickenace11: but grounded in an 80's sitcom
🔗 13:25 ElektroTal: SejakPunk
🔗 13:25 SajuukSjet:
txc2: jokes on you... that's a trope statement!
🔗 13:25 jadedcynic: HopeHunk
🔗 13:26BlueChloroplast: DieselPunk?
🔗 13:26Evandill: SUEDEPUNK LMAO
🔗 13:26 ElektroTal: GameShowPunk
🔗 13:26 Akaiatana: Squaredance-punk
🔗 13:26 Mangledpixel: YarnPunk
🔗 13:26RoeDent89: Prog punk
🔗 13:26 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Punkpunk
🔗 13:26 Zarash11: A RPG in the life of a bar tender, DraftPunk
🔗 13:26 adi_pie:
🔗 13:26 Earthenone: what if one of you just describes the world as it is today, and the other one screams
🔗 13:26 jadedcynic:
🔗 13:26 mariammistressofmanifolds:
🔗 13:26 TXC2: HOLY MOLY KATHLEEN
🔗 13:26 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i like it!
🔗 13:26 jadedcynic: PoDunk
🔗 13:26 mariammistressofmanifolds:
🔗 13:26 beowuuf: james is walking in to the sea now
🔗 13:26 kamelion84:
🔗 13:26 drcanonball:
🔗 13:26 LoganAura:
🔗 13:26 TehAmelie: Swedepunk, the concept of Sweding movies but turned into a postapocalyptic dystopia
🔗 13:26 Rhynerd is just lightly giggling
🔗 13:26 DigitalSeahorse:
aaaaaaa
🔗 13:26syntec2dot0: Swayzepunk OMG4
🔗 13:26 jadedcynic:
🔗 13:26 Tzeeeeentch:
🔗 13:27 DoodlestheGreat: DAMN, Cameron. That's an awesome name for it.
🔗 13:27 TXC2:
🔗 13:27Laserbeaks_Fury: Man-To-See
🔗 13:27SuperSonicSoda: dark mantasy is my next band name
🔗 13:27TallBlondePillager:
Swords and Mandals
🔗 13:27chickenace11: I want to smash together steam, cyber and (third punk) what do you think
🔗 13:27 ElektroTal: KnittingPunk- A Grantasy
🔗 13:27 wicker_knight: @TehAmelie Swedepunk: real life but you're in the frozen hellscape of mountain sweden
🔗 13:27RoeDent89: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Mantasy
🔗 13:27 kristwist:
🔗 13:27 wicker_knight: @TehAmelie see also: canadapunk
🔗 13:27 DoodlestheGreat: Every GOR novel is a Mantasy version of a Harlequin romance novel.
🔗 13:27 Akaiatana: I can work on retainer, Cameron
🔗 13:27 Solipsody: @wicker_knight That's just any existing genre but in a toque.
🔗 13:27 EvilBadman: GERDS, it's a real open playing system, but give you real bad ingestion.
🔗 13:27 TehAmelie: wait, "i wish we could see chat"? are we just screaming into the void? is this even a live stream?
🔗 13:27 beowuuf: which topia?
🔗 13:27 Rhynerd: @chickenace11 cyber steamed diesel punk
🔗 13:28 TXC2: didn't Wutang make a kung fu movie?
🔗 13:28 jadedcynic:
@EvilBadman ....yellow card
🔗 13:28 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie we're hiiiiiiiiiiding
🔗 13:28RoeDent89:
🔗 13:28 Earthenone: tasteful side fantasy
🔗 13:28 wicker_knight: fan fantasy
🔗 13:28 Inkompetence: Urban Fantasy
🔗 13:28 Aarek: third wave fantasy
🔗 13:28madmanoreo: hi def fantasy
🔗 13:28 beowuuf: do we even exist if james and paul don't observe us?
🔗 13:28 Freshly_Toasted: Science fantasy: When you don't know what you want and just kinda do everything
🔗 13:28 ElektroTal: One Fantasy Two Fantasy Red Fantasy Blue Fantasy
🔗 13:28TallBlondePillager: Wu tang had a game about their kung fu exploits
🔗 13:28 TXC2: Fantasy fantasy
🔗 13:28 SajuukSjet: psi fantasy?
🔗 13:28 BishopSansPants: Suburban Fantasy
🔗 13:28 jadedcynic: PsiFantasy
🔗 13:28 LoganAura: Puuuuuuuuns~
🔗 13:28 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Psi Fi
🔗 13:28 hippitybobbity: booooo
🔗 13:28 Rockario: Sci-Fintasy, mostly about the future of accounting
🔗 13:28 EvilBadman: Warhammer 401k, accounting is a sin.
🔗 13:28 ElektroTal: SteamPump
🔗 13:28 Dared00: PSY-Fantasy - everything is Gangnam Style
🔗 13:28 TXC2: and then Psy Fantasy?
🔗 13:28 incslayer: pneumatisk
🔗 13:28 thatguy575: Lowest fantasy
🔗 13:28 PhoenixMelior: Warhammer 40kPa
🔗 13:28 Freshly_Toasted: AirPunk!
🔗 13:28 Camail: pneumatic punk
🔗 13:29 TehAmelie: pneumapunk
🔗 13:29Laserbeaks_Fury: High Fantasy, *really* High Fantasy
🔗 13:29chickenace11: yeah Smashing together Cyber Steam and Diesel punk and call it wreck-punk
🔗 13:29 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: then start naming different fanta flavors
🔗 13:29 TStodden: PsyFancy?
🔗 13:29syntec2dot0: Tree Sap Punk
🔗 13:29 Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: excellent :3
🔗 13:29NojhLivic: Yes! Spiral Zone?
🔗 13:29 Solipsody: Urban Mantasy. It's exactly the same as Urban Fantasy but with even sweatier cover art.
🔗 13:29 Rhynerd: oh, those air cars
🔗 13:29 EvilBadman: @Rockario Our ideas combined
🔗 13:29 adi_pie: I had one of those.
🔗 13:29 Aarek: Third wave punk - everything is made of brass.
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees I was quite happy with that
🔗 13:29 jadedcynic: I have vague recollections of that Cam
🔗 13:29 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yes i think I had one of those
🔗 13:29Evandill: @PhoenixMelior WARHAMMER 40k-POP
🔗 13:297gorobei: pneumomancer?
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: Evandill ooh
🔗 13:29 player0x01:
"PSI Punk" is inspired.
🔗 13:29 silvertabbycat: Psi-fi is basically futuristic steampunk, right?
🔗 13:29 Rockario: @EvilBadman At the same time, too
🔗 13:29RoeDent89: And in 20 years, we add revival to all these punks.
🔗 13:29 AgentMagicMaster: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
🔗 13:29 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OMG YES
🔗 13:29 TXC2: Evandill so heretical, I love it
🔗 13:29 FurthestChunk55: holy fuck i'm dying
🔗 13:29chickenace11: brick punk aka minecraft/legos
🔗 13:29SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love these
🔗 13:29 player0x01: As is "Warhammer 401k"
🔗 13:30BlueChloroplast: taxes?
🔗 13:30 TehAmelie: concretepunk
🔗 13:30RoeDent89: Or Post-
🔗 13:30 Rockario: WWH 401K: A Dark Sci-Fintasy setting
🔗 13:30 wicker_knight: in the grim darkness of the far future, there are no retirement savings
🔗 13:30 TStodden: Stallone Fiction... SlyFi?
🔗 13:30 FurthestChunk55: warhammer 401k is the most precision targeted joke to my soul
🔗 13:30 Zhedor: There's a LARP-Campaign in germany called "41k", which is totally not Warhammer ;D
🔗 13:30 TXC2: HOLY FUCK Cam
🔗 13:30 Solipsody: WWH 401K is still pretty grimdark if you pay any attention to the markets.
🔗 13:30 mariammistressofmanifolds:
🔗 13:30 JerecoPlays: Cameron is on fire today.
🔗 13:30 wicker_knight: plz no
🔗 13:30SydPreviouslyHeadache: this stream is not safe to drink while watching
🔗 13:30 hippitybobbity: OMG
🔗 13:30CobaltShurikenReborn: oof
🔗 13:30 TheMerricat:
Beej has a mean laugh there.
🔗 13:30lorgatto: there's a spider on your laptop
🔗 13:30Evandill: @TXC2 I already want to write this, omy god the different legions of idols
🔗 13:31RoeDent89: For them to play with
🔗 13:31 jadedcynic: Warhammer 401k - the Emperor of Man succeeded in making humanity immortal, so now everyone's scrabbling to cover their post-retirement living expenses
🔗 13:31 Camail: everyone, remember the beanie baby epidemic, learn from our mistakes
🔗 13:31Laserbeaks_Fury: You bought them for your child to eat, it was just the way things were
🔗 13:31 jadedcynic: ^^^^^
🔗 13:31 phorrestgaze: nothing touted as collectable has really gained value
🔗 13:31 TehAmelie: Warhammer 401K: And you thought "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war" was a pessimistic outline
🔗 13:31 Earthenone: Funko pop science
🔗 13:31madmanoreo: The new 6 word sad story: For sale: lego set, never used.
🔗 13:31 TXC2: yeap the comics boom killed Comics
🔗 13:31 DoodlestheGreat: That's every speculator boom.
🔗 13:31NojhLivic: @LoadingReadyRun Cam's "Short lives 80s toys" were called "Air Raiders"
🔗 13:31 jadedcynic: @TehAmelie agreed
🔗 13:31 wicker_knight: Once it's touted as collectible, all market appreciation that might come from something BECOMING collectible has already happened
🔗 13:32 thatguy575: Gothicc
🔗 13:32BlueChloroplast: Also comics going too HAM on fancy covers
🔗 13:32 beowuuf: are those psyker souls tax deductable?
🔗 13:32syntec2dot0: salt punk where everything is powered by people being shitty on the internet
🔗 13:32 Rhynerd: Would Raygun Baroque Rococo require too much of a walk to reach?
🔗 13:32 jadedcynic: Depends on how you pay them, @beowuuf
🔗 13:32 Akaiatana: Speaking of, I appreciate you, LRR
🔗 13:32 Rockario: If you've noticed that a consumer good has always been very valuable, it's already too late to get into the market
🔗 13:32 NimrodXIV: it only has $x value if someone is willing to pay $x for it
🔗 13:32warpspeed365: What about gaming companies partnering with LEGO like blizzard
🔗 13:32 player0x01: "The Telegraph"... the UK news site, literally just wrote an article about Lego giving a greater return than gold.
🔗 13:331MrGhost: It is almost like supply is made up of both supply AND demand...
🔗 13:33 jadedcynic: @player0x01 yeah, but that's The TELEGRAPH
🔗 13:33 Camail: so is the CMC of a magic card only what you would want to pay to cast it?
🔗 13:33chickenace11: what about Brickpunk it's lego themed
🔗 13:33 Akaiatana: PUN THINGS?
🔗 13:33 TXC2: it's like speculation on the markets is total bullshit
🔗 13:33 ExitPursuedByABear: Warhammer 401k just describes the future wherein millennials muat fight for their retirements that dont exist
🔗 13:331MrGhost: It is almost like supply and demand is made up of both supply AND demand...*
🔗 13:33BlueChloroplast: why must these speculators ruin stuff
🔗 13:33 TehAmelie: Urban Mantasy?
🔗 13:33madmanoreo: hi def fantasy?
🔗 13:33 Rockario: Hi-Mantasy and Wo-Mantasy?
🔗 13:33 Solipsody: Genrepunk: A world in which everyone has split into warring nations based on their arguments over genre definitions.
🔗 13:33 ExitPursuedByABear: sorry, on a financial dread thing rn
🔗 13:33 jadedcynic: CyberHunk
🔗 13:33 SalmirAeon: Cyber Honk?
🔗 13:33 DoodlestheGreat: Low Mantasy - GOR
🔗 13:33 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Hi-C Fanta Sea
🔗 13:34 Camail: people haggling for the CMC of a magic card seems like a good seed
🔗 13:34 Akaiatana: Mumfordpunk
🔗 13:34 EvilBadman: Punkpunk
🔗 13:34 Aarek: Third wave steam punk, everything is made of brass
🔗 13:34 wicker_knight: That Worst Dating Sim Kathleen played this morning would be Urban Mantasy
🔗 13:34 Zarash11: The future of bar tending DraughtPunk
🔗 13:34 ricin: lego often goes up in value when they discontinue making a set. stuff sells all the time via sites like bricklink. not always ridiculous pricing, but for some things it can be
🔗 13:34warpspeed365: Is Minecraft LEGO considered lego inception?
🔗 13:34 r10pez10: Taigapunk
🔗 13:34 BishopSansPants: PostAcropalyptic CyberFunk
🔗 13:34Evandill: I'm still on Warhammer 40K-POP.
🔗 13:34 jadedcynic: or "Conceit" for BUSSING "CONCEPT"
🔗 13:34 wicker_knight: @warpspeed365 probably more LEGO recursion
🔗 13:34 Twinklebees: A viking themed fantasy: Fjord and Sorcery
🔗 13:34chickenace11: Daftpunk it's a world where everybody is cray
🔗 13:34 r10pez10: Paperwave
🔗 13:34 TehAmelie: ooh, punkpunk. how do you go meta with *punk?
🔗 13:34chickenace11: *crazy
🔗 13:34 TXC2: sword-punk = everything works on swords
🔗 13:34 thatguy575: ElfPunk
🔗 13:34warpspeed365: Ah yes you are right @wicker_knight
🔗 13:34 Freshly_Toasted: Swordpunk could be a game or world obsessed specifically with various crazy swords
🔗 13:34 PhoenixMelior: I wish there was space for like, SuperheatedSteamPunk
🔗 13:34 Akaiatana: Fjordy K
🔗 13:34 ExitPursuedByABear: i quite like punkpunk
🔗 13:34 Rockario: Sword-punk: turns out it's just what people thought samurais were
🔗 13:34 predmid: gunblade vs a gun that shoots blades
🔗 13:35 jadedcynic: Fijord & Board - scandavian surfing
🔗 13:35chickenace11: Draftpunk it's all beer themed somehow
🔗 13:35BlueChloroplast: fijor & board is just snowboarding?
🔗 13:35 lord_wertornion: There is no fjord in uppsala xD
🔗 13:35 Rhynerd: Are there any Raygun Gothic tabletop setting of note?
🔗 13:35 TehAmelie: skatepunk - the genre based on Blades of Glory
🔗 13:35 Inkompetence: Back on Swayze, is "Steel Dawn" Swordpunk?
🔗 13:35 jadedcynic: What?
🔗 13:35 jadedcynic: you mean "Red Dawn"?
🔗 13:36 Rockario: Space Hip-Shoper
🔗 13:36 beowuuf: too light for me might finish that compresses air comment?
🔗 13:36 Solipsody: Dicepunk: Set in a world where everyone settles things using RPG rules.
🔗 13:36 Rockario: *Hoppera
🔗 13:36 predmid: grand ol' space oprey
🔗 13:36Drathak: Very bitter space space opera
🔗 13:36 InternetArt: I'd play a skatepunk game @TehAmelie
🔗 13:36 TehAmelie: speculative fiction is the common denominator of sci-fi and fantasy. speculapunk?
🔗 13:36 TXC2: Firefly is a western though?
🔗 13:36chickenace11: the last line should be along the lines of " no that's Just Call of Cthulhu"
🔗 13:36 thatguy575: Would low fantasy be wood punk?
🔗 13:36 A_Dub888: Sigh Fantasy
🔗 13:36 DigitalSeahorse: Dragonfly!
🔗 13:36BlueChloroplast: X --- IN SPACE
🔗 13:36 Inkompetence: @Jadedcynic No, "Steel Dawn." Swayze in a desert with a sword.
🔗 13:36 Mt_Storm: High Fantasy Football
🔗 13:36 Solipsody: @TehAmelie That sounds dangerously gynecological.
🔗 13:36 TXC2: Mt_Storm that's blood bowl
🔗 13:36 orellien2773: Punkpunk: Society is defined by 80s punk music. Except everyone thinks the music is good.
🔗 13:36 drcanonball: Psi-fantasy could also mean a world where everything runs on mind powers
🔗 13:36 Agu_Sakku: sWord-Fi
🔗 13:36 TehAmelie: speculumpunk is a totally different genre
🔗 13:36 Freshly_Toasted: Ciderpunk, everything functions on fruit based alcohol
🔗 13:36 Rockario:
@TehAmelie Speculum punk? Let's not go there
🔗 13:37 wicker_knight: SugarPunk
🔗 13:37 TehAmelie: closely related to the Saw movies
🔗 13:37 MalBeam: space osprey
🔗 13:37 ExitPursuedByABear: what starts this crapshot?
🔗 13:37 ContingentCat: fine grain
🔗 13:37 InternetArt: Sigh-Fi, Its science fiction, but it's not very interesting.
🔗 13:37 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Beige Fantasy
🔗 13:37chickenace11: beige
🔗 13:37 EJGRgunner: Missed the start of this, what are we riffing on?
🔗 13:37 silvertabbycat: @drcanonball the mind powers run on compressed air
🔗 13:37 TXC2: less grit, more girtty
🔗 13:37 predmid: everything taupe colored
🔗 13:37 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: It's just The Office
🔗 13:37 Akaiatana: Sandpunk, gritty realism
🔗 13:37 jadedcynic: @Inkompetence never knew of this - post-apoc that does have combat degrade to sword&spear
🔗 13:37 wicker_knight: Trying to figure out a setting for a new campaign @ExitPursuedByABear
🔗 13:37 EvilBadman: EJGRgunner RPG Genres
🔗 13:37 jadedcynic:
DAMMIT PAUL!
🔗 13:37 Dragonality: Medium-Rare-Fantasy
🔗 13:37 Rhynerd: @EJGRgunner setting genres
🔗 13:37 r10pez10: like a vignette, but more vinegarette
🔗 13:377gorobei: medium suede
🔗 13:37Drathak: Fine is the opposite of gritty
🔗 13:37 Twinklebees: "Like Twilight?" "Oh god no."
🔗 13:37 Freshly_Toasted: ChipPunk: The name speaks for itself
🔗 13:37 Rockario: If you really want grain, gotta go Agro-punk
🔗 13:37 AmoriLinguae: underuwuexposed
🔗 13:37 TehAmelie: bloody-rare fantasy
🔗 13:37 orellien2773: Weebpunk?
🔗 13:37 chi7891: Dank Souls
🔗 13:37 Inkompetence:
@jadedcynic I do not remember it being great, but at the time I thought it was pretty cool.
🔗 13:37 MalBeam: sepia-toned fantasy
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior: MoustachePunk? Magnum PI in space?
🔗 13:38 Stellapacifica: I like Hopepunk: we're gonna be cheerful and happy if it kills us and dismantles everything we've ever known!
🔗 13:38chickenace11: is there a joke to be made about how they just are making the office in a RPG
🔗 13:38 TXC2: wow that is a VERY niche joke
🔗 13:38 ecocd: This script is a great example of Crapshoot's strength of collective writing.
🔗 13:38 thatguy575: Techno gothic horror
🔗 13:38 Solipsody: Pseudoscience Fiction: A setting where vaccines really do give you Autism.
🔗 13:38 wicker_knight: @chickenace11 CubePunk
🔗 13:38RoeDent89: Meanwhile, in Texas...
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior: maybe a Fate Stay Night joke?
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🔗 13:38 TehAmelie: Hopepunk as a genre established by Steven Universe and She-Ra and Dragon Prince is pretty good
🔗 13:38 AmoriLinguae: feyt
🔗 13:38 ExitPursuedByABear: thanks @wicker_knight
🔗 13:38 jadedcynic: @Inkompetence the crappiest 80's B-movies can make GREAT setting material for rpg campaigns
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior:
Fate game where all the players have to sleep over? Fate Stay Night
🔗 13:38 Rhynerd: three d12s.
🔗 13:38 jadedcynic: deadpan, rapidfire
🔗 13:38 Stellapacifica: @Solipsody and the accepted method of energy production is perpetual motion machines that essentially boil down to plugging a power strip into itself
🔗 13:39 hippitybobbity: hhhhrrrnnnngg
🔗 13:39 ExitPursuedByABear: dπ
🔗 13:39 DigitalSeahorse: *suddenly is distracted by the yellow die on this backdrop*
🔗 13:39 InternetArt: SkaPunk. It's like regular punk, but with a brass section.
🔗 13:39 ContingentCat: astro-punk and some mixup with astoronomy and astronomy
🔗 13:39 TehAmelie: Solipsistipunk?
🔗 13:39 Solipsody: College Fantasy: Paying work in the actual field you studied.
🔗 13:39 Inkompetence: @jadedcynic True.
🔗 13:39 ContingentCat: *astrology
🔗 13:39 chi7891: Dpi would be hilarious
🔗 13:39 ExitPursuedByABear: yeah skapunk!
🔗 13:39 Solipsody: @TehAmelie I'm down for that!
🔗 13:39 Agu_Sakku: lol just started looking into Fate/Fudge.
🔗 13:39 chi7891: D3.1415626
🔗 13:39 AmoriLinguae: too real Solipsody
🔗 13:39 jadedcynic: "Die6? d20? FATE? d100? die another day?"
🔗 13:39 ecocd: There is no way to come up with a "dumb" RPG system that wasn't earnestly implemented by someone at some point.
🔗 13:39 MalBeam: west side story-games
🔗 13:39 EJGRgunner: Spaghetti Eastern Bloc - Cowboys behind the Iron Curtain lip sync badly
🔗 13:39BlueChloroplast: there is an Anime system named "Big Eyes, Small Mouth"
🔗 13:39 TehAmelie: Dark Shantysy
🔗 13:39 Freshly_Toasted: ChipPunk, MonkPunk
🔗 13:40 jadedcynic: dark mantasy would be conan sticking to the R E Howard stories
🔗 13:40 EvilBadman: High House Fantasy
🔗 13:40 Agu_Sakku: lol "Die Another Day" @jadedcynic great
🔗 13:40 Akaiatana: EDM- when you play on roll20
🔗 13:40 PhoenixMelior: industrial death metal? Didn't think you were fans
🔗 13:40 Aarek: third wave steam punk - everything is made of brass
🔗 13:40 Solipsody: Electronic Dark Mantasy sounds like something I've actually seen somewhere...
🔗 13:40 r10pez10: (Intelligent Dance Music)
🔗 13:40 orellien2773: “What about a dice-less system?” “...you watch that dirty mouth of yours.”
🔗 13:40 TehAmelie: "too smart to dance" is the saddest thing i have ever heard xD
🔗 13:40 TXC2: a fucking what?
🔗 13:40 TStodden: Go Meta with Crapshooter: RPG with Craps mechanics... or with a bathroom mechanic.
🔗 13:40 frnknstn: Is IDM like EBM?
🔗 13:40BlueChloroplast: no Cam: that is when you are on Extacy
🔗 13:40 DigitalSeahorse:
apex twin is what?
🔗 13:40 Stellapacifica: Bardpunk, literally just the "axe fight" joke but an entire campaign
🔗 13:40 incslayer: what is a sapiosexual?
🔗 13:41 hippitybobbity: lololol fuck that noise
🔗 13:41 jadedcynic: @DigitalSeahorse Aphex Twin
🔗 13:41 Freshly_Toasted: I may have no physical rhythm but at least I will own it
🔗 13:41 jadedcynic: it's a band
🔗 13:41 AmoriLinguae: TXC2 incslayer it's a manoverse term "attracted to intelligence"
🔗 13:41 r10pez10: sapiosexual, attracted to intelligence
🔗 13:41 Earthenone: i thought that was a trigger warning not a genre
🔗 13:41 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Children in Peril - Like the Goonies?
🔗 13:41 Stellapacifica: A Series of Unfortunate Events
🔗 13:41 beowuuf: camp weedonwancha
🔗 13:41 DigitalSeahorse: Aphex Twin is what?
🔗 13:41 Rockario:
Children-in-peril, like woman-in-prison?
🔗 13:41 rybackgaming: Sapiosexual - someone who is attrated to a person's intelligence.
🔗 13:41 TXC2: AmoriLinguae I see
🔗 13:41 Draynus: Series of Unfortunate Events?
🔗 13:41 ContingentCat: most fairly tales are children in perell
🔗 13:41NojhLivic: Like the Goonies
🔗 13:41 TehAmelie: oh yes, Camp Weedonwancha
🔗 13:41mtg2you: Children in apparel
🔗 13:41Laserbeaks_Fury: Wolfman has Nards!
🔗 13:41 r10pez10: oh man the goonies
🔗 13:41 wicker_knight: The Boxcar Children
🔗 13:41 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: IT
🔗 13:42 beowuuf: sad for its hiatus, despite the good reason for it
🔗 13:42 ExitPursuedByABear: Kids on Bikes is what Ive always called that
🔗 13:42 ContingentCat: Children apparel is something very different
🔗 13:42 ecocd: @mtg2you lol
🔗 13:42 DigitalSeahorse: they best not be gatekeeping
🔗 13:42 InternetArt: "Children in Peril" has to be a metal band right?
🔗 13:42 thatguy575: Young adult revaluation books
🔗 13:42 ExitPursuedByABear: but that's now just an rpg game
🔗 13:42 rybackgaming: oh I'm already running that, it's called Pokemon.
🔗 13:42 Dared00: Children in Purell
🔗 13:42 MalBeam: children in peril was definitely 80-90s then YA dystopia was more wake up, go to school, save the world
🔗 13:42chickenace11: Man children in peril is another Crapshot
🔗 13:42 jadedcynic:
wait "attracted to intelligence" - as in the MRA doesn't HAVE any intelligence so he's attracted to those who are clearly smarter than him?
🔗 13:42 EJGRgunner: Historical Friction - What if Germany had won the war with fine grit sandpaper?
🔗 13:42 Agu_Sakku: lol Kids on Bikes, nice @ExitPursuedByABear
🔗 13:42 TXC2: it's a very 80 thing, 'cause it was a very 50's thing
🔗 13:42 BishopSansPants: I feel like "Adventurers in Peril" is just a cold open.
🔗 13:42 TStodden: Kids with Bikes is already a thing (on HyperRPG)
🔗 13:42 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: man-child in peril
🔗 13:42 hippitybobbity: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior
🔗 13:42 jadedcynic:
🔗 13:42 Rockario: It's the kind of stuff that gets attention nowaddays by people on Youtube making videos that are just "Where are the adults!? Why are these kids able to do this!? This is terrible!"
🔗 13:42 AmoriLinguae: I like X in purell
🔗 13:42 MalBeam: isn't man-children in peril just the response to the gilette ad?
🔗 13:43 Lafajet: High Bromance?
🔗 13:43 TehAmelie: just google up a graph of how the circle within which children have been allowed to move on their own has shrunk per generation in the last 70 years and that's a story in itself
🔗 13:43Evandill: Adventurer's in peril LMAO
🔗 13:43 Stellapacifica: @Dared00 that's a campaign based around superbugs that fast-evolved due to the use of 99% effective soap
🔗 13:43 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @hippitybobbity why is that making me giggle so much
🔗 13:43 Zhedor: It's like, there's a hero and they go on a journey...
🔗 13:43 r10pez10: Friction? or Non-Friction
🔗 13:43 EJGRgunner: Hey! That was me!
🔗 13:43 jadedcynic: brb googling
🔗 13:43 Frankenfruity: Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
🔗 13:43 TStodden: Nam-co: Co-op in Vietnam?
🔗 13:43 Frankenfruity: They still are a clever band
🔗 13:43 Rhynerd: Somebody tell me to stop thinking about Raygun Baroque Rococo
🔗 13:43 r10pez10: or separate it, more like fractionation
🔗 13:43 AmoriLinguae:
I prefer lubricated literature
🔗 13:43 jadedcynic:
The Pains...nvm
🔗 13:43 Stellapacifica: @Rhynerd no? that sounds awesome?
🔗 13:43 Rockario: Can we do anything with "Harlequin Romance"?
🔗 13:44 jadedcynic: BURRRRRRN
🔗 13:44 Traion:
Friction, because lube wasn't invented yet?
🔗 13:44 TStodden: Cap-Com: Capture Comedy
🔗 13:44 DoodlestheGreat: If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
🔗 13:44 TehAmelie: there's always time for lubriaction!
🔗 13:44 EJGRgunner: Baroque-ial school? Post-renaissance adventures in secondary education?
🔗 13:44NojhLivic: "Electronic" -> "PC gaming RPG"
🔗 13:44Darkergalahad: if it aint baroque don't fix it
🔗 13:44 r10pez10: "i think i'll run that one again" "oh so more like a renaissance"
🔗 13:44 PhoenixMelior: oh hey, James is still here
🔗 13:44 Dragonality: @DoodlestheGreat If it ain't baroque, we'll fix it until it is
🔗 13:44 ExitPursuedByABear: or the classic: a steady regular-meeting game
🔗 13:44 ContingentCat: I'm thinking of how in philosophy people started using the term "ontology" when "metaphysics" got a bad name, maybe something like "alternate world adventure" s a substitution for "fantasy"
🔗 13:44RoeDent89: "I don't think they can Handel this"
🔗 13:45 jadedcynic: this will need a LOT of fine-tuning
🔗 13:45 TXC2: PhoenixMelior right?
🔗 13:45 TheMerricat: If it's not Baroque, BREAK IT!
🔗 13:45BlueChloroplast:
@ContingentCat you mean isikai?
🔗 13:45 TXC2: if it's not Baroque, Eat the rich
🔗 13:45 hippitybobbity: MANY DOTS! SECOND BAR! HANDEL IT
🔗 13:45 BishopSansPants: I like mi Baroque Bespoke.
🔗 13:45 wicker_knight: @BlueChloroplast no, because it's not necessarily a person coming from ours
🔗 13:45 jadedcynic: oh HELLA YEAH
🔗 13:45BlueChloroplast: @wicker_knight ah
🔗 13:46 wicker_knight: sidenote, is THE DARK TOWER an isekai series?
🔗 13:46chickenace11: You could say Children in peril? Like home alone. Yeah but with a man child
🔗 13:46 MalBeam:
a fantasy setting based on the Neapolitan Wars. "You mean the Napoleonic Wars?" "Everything changed when the 
nation attacked."
🔗 13:46 Freshly_Toasted: "LAUGH. PLEASE!"
🔗 13:46 TehAmelie: man-children in peril: nah, Glilette just did that one
🔗 13:46 TheMerricat: @wicker_knight I don't think isikai requires the 'stranger' to be from 'our' world. Just that they are in a different one than they originated.
🔗 13:46 jadedcynic: Kathleen - SO MUCH YES
🔗 13:46 EJGRgunner: Flaxploitation: A satirical look at the diversification of cereal grains
🔗 13:46Laserbeaks_Fury: The Explorers
🔗 13:46 jadedcynic: Monster Squad, ^^^
🔗 13:46 wicker_knight: @TheMerricat I could see that
🔗 13:46 Solipsody: I was certainly in peril a lot in the eighties.
🔗 13:47 TXC2: the 80's was nostalgic for the 50s
🔗 13:47 rybackgaming: oh, so Pokemon.
🔗 13:47 ThePerrBearr: i ran around in the woods unsupervised as a kid in the 90's
🔗 13:47 thomturtle: In the 80s and 90s they let me run around. #latchkeykids
🔗 13:47 orellien2773: Alternate Mystory: It’s like Alternate History, but the author-insert takes over the world.
🔗 13:47 jadedcynic:
it's Stephen King's fault that everyone is 'thinking of the children'
🔗 13:47RoeDent89: I was able to do it in the late 90s
🔗 13:47 ContingentCat: I think you can pretty safely call just about all fairy tales as Children in perell, and those stories are old as rocks
🔗 13:47 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: yeah depends on where you live
🔗 13:47 TehAmelie: i was able to get away with anything up until like 2002
🔗 13:47 Stellapacifica: I was pointed at the nearest door and told that dandelions are technically edible
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🔗 13:47 Inkompetence: Maybe it's safer because the kids aren't let loose to be a peril to everyone else.
🔗 13:47 Earthenone:
@Stellapacifica remember dandelion tea?
🔗 13:48 wicker_knight:
🔗 13:48 DoodlestheGreat: WHAT?
🔗 13:48 ContingentCat: wait what
🔗 13:48Despoiler98: napalm?
🔗 13:48 Zarash11: Can we do that now?
🔗 13:48 TXC2: No cam, kids dont make Naplame ]
🔗 13:48 r10pez10: (do not try this at home)
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🔗 13:48NojhLivic: Wait you guys didn't make napalm as kids?
🔗 13:48 phorrestgaze: with tide? Not styrofoam?
🔗 13:48 Tzeeeeentch: Man napalm was the shit I super made that as a kid
🔗 13:48 Freshly_Toasted: Shit, now I need to go live this
🔗 13:48 beowuuf: is cam on a watch list now?
🔗 13:48SuperSonicSoda: this feels like a very cameron thing
🔗 13:48 Rhynerd: Oh, like how my dad made TriNitroBenzine in chemistry class.
🔗 13:48 TehAmelie: i had a friend who huffed gasoline fumes
🔗 13:48 rybackgaming: Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry!
🔗 13:48 MalBeam: everyone had a friend who read the anarchist's cookbook
🔗 13:48GeeItSomeLaldy: We set fire to a TV once
🔗 13:48 Solipsody: @phorrestgaze That's what I remember, too. Must be regional.
🔗 13:48 DoodlestheGreat: My brother was the one who made pipe bombs in our neighborhood.
🔗 13:48NojhLivic: phorrestgaze Styrofoam was the cheaper option
🔗 13:48chickenace11: What about a new segment on public tv called. Chem with Cam
🔗 13:48 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: we started a fire with a magnifying glass
🔗 13:48SuperSonicSoda: all we did when i was a kid was set shit on fire
🔗 13:48 Traion: Do NOT give teenage Kathleen thermite
🔗 13:48syntec2dot0: going outside is a pretty good way to get you killed
🔗 13:48 r10pez10: we built a jacob's ladder from a CRT
🔗 13:48 thomturtle: We were unsupervised inside, all nighters at my affluent friend's house with all the snacks!
🔗 13:48 wicker_knight: and I thought I was considered dangerous for going out into the woods and trying to carve bows and arrows
🔗 13:49 jadedcynic: ONLY six months?!? *LUCKY*
🔗 13:49 Creideiki_SE: Gun cotton was cool. And really easy to make! As long as you avoided chemical burns from the concentrated sulphuric acid.
🔗 13:49 thomturtle: Bib overalls, aren't they cute af?
🔗 13:49 gsyhiap: One of my schoolfriends brought napalm to school. Thankfully its efficacy was never tested...
🔗 13:49GeeItSomeLaldy: we used a smoke machine to fill my friends living room with smoke, and played hide-and-seek in an empty room
🔗 13:49 TStodden: My older brother had a pyro phase in HS.
🔗 13:49chickenace11: those suck beej
🔗 13:49 thomturtle: Maybe not Beej's concern. lol
🔗 13:49 BishopSansPants: Growing up in the Mojave my friends and I just went into the desert and shot things with a BB gun.
🔗 13:49 Stellapacifica: I loved bib overalls! they made me look cool, or so I thought. They were dirty salmon colored
🔗 13:49 ThePerrBearr: sounds like maine
🔗 13:49 TheMerricat: Oh dear, I can see a mailtime coming up..
🔗 13:49 wicker_knight: So, the A Christmas Story uniform
🔗 13:49 Zarash11: When getting ready for recess is 75% of recess
🔗 13:50chickenace11: lucky paul
🔗 13:50 jadedcynic: @ThePerrBearr yeah, pretty much - Newfoundland here was about the same
🔗 13:50 TehAmelie: controversial opinion: your kids will be better off without cellphones and without unsupervised internet access
🔗 13:50chickenace11: snow suits suck thats why now i can chose my clothing i only where shorts and a tee shirt
🔗 13:50 TXC2:
if it's not that cold, Is victoria even really part of Canada then?
🔗 13:50 Rockario: I miss the days when I was small enough to dig caves in snow banks
🔗 13:50 AmoriLinguae: it is currently -13 here
🔗 13:50 ContingentCat: in breathing in too deeply and your nose getting stuck shut
🔗 13:51SuperSonicSoda: i am so grateful it doesnt snow here because that sounds awful
🔗 13:51 Zarash11: A couple winters ago the average temperature in Ottawa was less than that of the surface of Mars
🔗 13:51 thomturtle:
Somebody tell me I don't want to buy Frostpunk. Coincidental coupon.
🔗 13:51chickenace11: nodding in agreement with what cam is saying
🔗 13:51 Creideiki_SE: I've had my eyelids freeze shut from the moisture in my breath. On my bike. In traffic. On the way to work.
🔗 13:51 Rhynerd: @thomturtle do you like city management?
🔗 13:51 Rockario: The way that snow packs made me feel like a geologist when I was a kidd
🔗 13:51SuperSonicSoda: humans are not meant to live in canada
🔗 13:51 Earthenone: ahh the casarole
🔗 13:51 jadedcynic:
all this talking about 'winter play' means I've realized WHY I love the LRR sketch "Spring!" so much
🔗 13:51 Solipsody: @Zarash11 Worth it for that canal skating, though. I miss that.
🔗 13:52 gsyhiap: mmm, lovely
🔗 13:52 jadedcynic: Cam with the 'strata of snow'
🔗 13:52 TehAmelie: i've had to walk through hip deep snow to get to the school bus
🔗 13:52 thomturtle: @Rhynerd Yes, but I don't like "puzzles" I'm such a filthy casual
🔗 13:52 manfred909: ok I don't like snow any more thanks Cam
🔗 13:52Darkergalahad: as an aussie i dont understand any of that
🔗 13:52GeeItSomeLaldy: The Kalimari Code
🔗 13:52NojhLivic: Katamari?
🔗 13:52 jadedcynic: @manfred909 ....why did you ever?
🔗 13:52 r10pez10: kata kata
🔗 13:52 DevInsanity: It's a trap!
🔗 13:52 rybackgaming: Kalamari Damacy?
🔗 13:52 TheMandrew: Speaking of ice and snow, I broke my hip slipping on ice the other day. Thanks LRR for entertaining while I’m trapped in bed
🔗 13:52 manfred909: @jadedcynic because I life in a warm place and snow looks cool
🔗 13:53Laserbeaks_Fury: Mariekondo Damacy
🔗 13:53 EvilBadman: Does this Death Star spark joy?
🔗 13:53Despoiler98: Profundity
🔗 13:53 incslayer: they where originally cruise ships
🔗 13:53 GDwarf: Marie Kondo Damacy would be fun
🔗 13:53 ContingentCat: I thought cam meant "very white" in the other way and yeah that too
🔗 13:53 FeverRadish: Marie-Katamari hahaha
🔗 13:53 BishopSansPants: It becomes a star.
🔗 13:53 TXC2: why is the Captain of a ship sitting over a glass dome in Mon Calamri ships?
🔗 13:53 Earthenone: does alderaan spark joy? if it dosent you build a deathstar
🔗 13:53 Rhynerd: @thomturtle I don't think there's any puzzles in Frostpunk, just trying to build a city without it dying or becoming too fascist.
🔗 13:53 Bobtheninjagoldfish: maqrie Kando "You should never have more than 30 books" Me: Per shelf? Per Subject?
🔗 13:53 Rockario: You don't clean anything, because you know that one day the little Prince will comes and clean it for you
🔗 13:53 cheetoJack: Mariekondo Damacy is where you roll everything up and send it into space
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🔗 13:53 BishopSansPants: Cut to 2 weeks later, it's steaming.
🔗 13:54 Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
🔗 13:54 jadedcynic: @manfred909 oh - LOOKS, yeah, it looks BEAUTIFUL....right up until you have to shovel it off your front walk and driveway...and just as you finish, the city plow comes along and widens the street and pushes it all back into your driveway again....
🔗 13:54 thomturtle:
Wow, the internet lied to me.
🔗 13:54 r10pez10: but it's fun to misinterpret things
🔗 13:55chickenace11: my room is a mess and i know where everything is
🔗 13:55 r10pez10: use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without
🔗 13:55 MalBeam: the pretty prince... prince pretty ... tyler breeze??
🔗 13:55 EJGRgunner: Are we off the genre-bending bit?
🔗 13:55 thomturtle:
Does that apply to men? I'm ready to toss mine out. haha
🔗 13:55 Solipsody: I still don't know how Marie Kondo is, but I'm sick to death of her. I feel like this is something that didn't happen to me before the Internet.
🔗 13:55 ContingentCat: what about the struggle of someone who was into those kind of trends and already got rid of stuff when minimalism was popular not long ago and so doing the kondo thing doesn't have a big effect
🔗 13:55 TStodden: You could mod one of those large d20's into a katamari.
🔗 13:55 TheMerricat: including bills.
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🔗 13:55 manfred909:
🔗 13:55chickenace11: that's when you get rid of things that rebel against you
🔗 13:55 jadedcynic:
@r10pez10 heck, misinterpretations are kinda the foundation of comedy in literature & theatre
🔗 13:55 Earthenone: that would be my problem with the method, yes
🔗 13:56Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't try the Mon Kalimari method, It's a Trap!
🔗 13:56 jadedcynic: they make good cap ships
🔗 13:56 Solipsody: Too real.
🔗 13:56 TheMerricat: Bad @Laserbeaks_Fury Bad.
🔗 13:56 SajuukSjet:
World Devestators, much?
🔗 13:56 beowuuf: Baysian method? You remake the things that gave you joy and hollow them out so you feel nothing for them anymore?
🔗 13:56 TehAmelie: A white man who compares humans to lobsters says "clean your room!" and people line up to defenf him. Marie Kondo says "clean your room, if you want to, maybe", and gets death threats.
🔗 13:56 TXC2:
so the mon Calamari are Star Trek?
🔗 13:56 r10pez10: [holding two jumper leads from a car battery] "will _this_ spark joy?"
🔗 13:57 jadedcynic: part-
🔗 13:57 stormshot14: don't worry there is a decent amount of info about the mon calamari that is still in canon
🔗 13:57 jadedcynic: the B-wing was a joint design project
🔗 13:57 ContingentCat: the B-wing was designed on a bet
🔗 13:57 jadedcynic: @stormshot14 yeah
🔗 13:57 SajuukSjet: B-wing is a fun ship design...
🔗 13:57 beowuuf: the B wing is the eurofighter of the rebels?
🔗 13:57 jadedcynic:
@ContingentCat ....shhhhh
🔗 13:58 jadedcynic: @beowuuf pretty much
🔗 13:58chickenace11: How do the humans do it? They turn a lot
🔗 13:58 AmoriLinguae: you can all feel like nick fury
🔗 13:58 TXC2: "how does Fury use this?" "he turns his head"
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🔗 13:58 theovenbird: I am notifying LoadingReadyRun that I have subscribed for a thirtieth month in a row.
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🔗 13:58GeeItSomeLaldy: The Kylo Ren Method: Take a sword to it in a fit of rage
🔗 13:59 beowuuf: ask your dad to help you get rid of it
🔗 13:59Laserbeaks_Fury: You emilinate the impossible
🔗 13:59 aesir_blade: Is there a joke in there about a Katamari Damacy method?
🔗 13:59 DigitalSeahorse: what about the Katamari method?
🔗 13:59 r10pez10: @Laserbeaks_Fury strong
🔗 13:59 GDwarf: Sherlock Holmes apparently didn't know that the Earth orbited the sun because he judged that knowledge useless in solving crimes and didn't want it taking up space in his brain...
🔗 13:59 beowuuf:
from study in scarlet
🔗 13:59 jadedcynic: No Cam - what if your friends have kids? You actually need MORE children's bike helmets!!!
🔗 13:59 Dragonality: The Luigi's Mansion method. Take a powered up vacuum cleaner and see what sticks.
🔗 14:00 DigitalSeahorse:
GDwarf, that's pretty elementary
🔗 14:00 jadedcynic: she's marketed well
🔗 14:00 mariammistressofmanifolds: yeah, clearly the sherlock holmes method is getting rid of everything that doesn't help you solve crimes.
🔗 14:00 r10pez10: does _she_ spark joy
🔗 14:00Laserbeaks_Fury: Kata-Marie
🔗 14:00GeeItSomeLaldy: The Sherlock Holmes method is getting rid of everything so you can feed your opium habit
🔗 14:00 TXC2: naaaaa na na na na
🔗 14:00 EvilBadman: hucking it into space
🔗 14:01madmanoreo: mayne katamari method is the punchline at the end?
🔗 14:01 TehAmelie: Sherlock Holmes canonically doesn't know that the Earth revolves around the Sun
🔗 14:01 MalBeam: hoping it doesn't come back in a week and absorb your house
🔗 14:01BlueChloroplast: na na na nana naaaaa
🔗 14:01AndronPlaysGames: The katamari method?
🔗 14:01 beowuuf: can we use the phrase 'it's a taaaarp' somehow? tarps now seem on brand for lrr
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🔗 14:02GeeItSomeLaldy: The Mon Calamari method, you chuck everything out except a mylar sheet. ITS A TARP
🔗 14:02 ContingentCat: Maybe they finally reach the ultimate conclusion of this thing, by having nothing // but that was by being blown up //so?
🔗 14:02 Mangledpixel: ah, Cam, Admiral Raddus' ship was called The Profundity
🔗 14:02 jadedcynic:
🔗 14:02 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie:
@GeeItSomeLaldy
🔗 14:02 TXC2: Mangledpixel a very Cam word
🔗 14:02 EvilBadman: Mon Calamari method, now also scattered to the stars
🔗 14:02Laserbeaks_Fury: Death Star, there's one katamari that came back to haunt us....
🔗 14:03 SajuukSjet:
it's a 'convention'!
🔗 14:03 TXC2: so Mon Calamari is being at College?
🔗 14:03Addictiveme:
that oxford comma
🔗 14:03 r10pez10: always better, impressive and funnier, in threes
🔗 14:03GeeItSomeLaldy: Jeez, it feels like you're writing about Scotland
🔗 14:03chickenace11: everything is better in threes it is the way that the minds works
🔗 14:03 ContingentCat:
oxford comma 
🔗 14:03BlueChloroplast: Rule of Three
🔗 14:04 r10pez10: now i want to eat the chilli con carne method
🔗 14:04 EvilBadman: @r10pez10 Beans do not spark joy in chili. They must go.
🔗 14:04 Solipsody: Humiliating memeified?
🔗 14:04 Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Cam may wish to know that Admiral Raddus' ship was called The Profundity
🔗 14:04 r10pez10: @EvilBadman aw, beans
🔗 14:05chickenace11: Beej should be person 2
🔗 14:05 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: well, the insect kinda went THROUGH the windscreen and blew up the pilots. so.
🔗 14:05 stormshot14: the empire is very much about moving ever forward never retreating
🔗 14:05 TheArchitectX: The A-wing took out the bridge. The best handling sports car in the universe will crash if the sterring wheel falls off.
🔗 14:06 beowuuf: now i just want to get rid of the rebellion
🔗 14:06 MalBeam: What about the Bothan method?
🔗 14:06 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: agreed, joy has been sparked
🔗 14:06BlueChloroplast: @stormshot14 ever forward, never learnng?
🔗 14:07 Akaiatana: Cameron: star wars RPG named Thrawns and Prawns
🔗 14:07 r10pez10: ship it, with a stand
🔗 14:07BlueChloroplast: @Akaiatana or the aquatic aeronauts in Blimps and Shrimps?
🔗 14:07 jadedcynic: quite adept fighter pilots
🔗 14:08 ContingentCat: most pirds of prey have eyes at the front
🔗 14:08 Rockario: It's their legacy as an ocean-faring species
🔗 14:08 aesir_blade: I mean human depth perception is pretty useless for space-based distance
🔗 14:08 Invitare: predator birds will probably have them facing forwards
🔗 14:08Addictiveme: did you guys know baby owls sometimes look like horrifying ghost-aliens
🔗 14:08 Stoffern: Eagles do, right?
🔗 14:08Darkergalahad: they live in water some of their life so they understand 3D space
🔗 14:08SydPreviouslyHeadache:
you say
🔗 14:08drthmik: the PREDATORS have binocular vision
🔗 14:08GeeItSomeLaldy: Predator Birds have front eyes. Prey birds have sidey eyes
🔗 14:08 Gen2Gengar: all raptors ave binocular vision because tey unt
🔗 14:08 TXC2: all Predator birds have binocular vision
🔗 14:08 Stoffern: Basically all birds of prey?
🔗 14:08 Gen2Gengar: they hunt
🔗 14:08 TehAmelie: windows are super inefficient. let's get rid of them
🔗 14:08 ContingentCat: *preditor not prey derp
🔗 14:08 SajuukSjet: gotta love it when you have a 'Command Tower' and the shields fail on it
🔗 14:08 Mangledpixel: yeh, space warships with windows makes absolutely no sense
🔗 14:09 r10pez10: but space is so pretty
🔗 14:09Darkergalahad: its the reason i like battlestar
🔗 14:09Darkergalahad: command centre middle of the ship
🔗 14:09 TehAmelie: there are hull cameras
🔗 14:09 jadedcynic: then maybe the "Katamari Damacy" one could be a stinger?
🔗 14:09Evandill: Geth don't have widows, structural weakness.
🔗 14:09BlueChloroplast: but some windows are good if your instruments get shot off
🔗 14:09 jadedcynic:
hivemind, cam
🔗 14:09 TXC2: Darkergalahad like a real ship
🔗 14:09Darkergalahad: @TXC2 exactly
🔗 14:09 beowuuf: seems a little anti-capatalistic for me
🔗 14:09 ContingentCat: or what about the Calamari method, you just forget about all this and go eat some fried squid
🔗 14:10SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is great yeah
🔗 14:10BlueChloroplast: I thought a naval ship bridge was on top?
🔗 14:10 jadedcynic: "I always end up with more than I started with"
🔗 14:10 jadedcynic: Loving it
🔗 14:10 jadedcynic: it is
🔗 14:10 Rockario: "What about the Katamari method?" *realisation dawns on their face, like they just had the greatest idea in the universe*
🔗 14:10 jadedcynic: orcas
🔗 14:10drthmik: yes they do
🔗 14:10 Rhynerd: Looking forward to when it becomes a full fledged video
🔗 14:10 ZaxusEMK: Killer Whales aren't whales
🔗 14:10 Solipsody: Hunting in water is different.
🔗 14:10Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, famous predator birds the Whales
🔗 14:10 FurbyGoneFubar: Killer whales are dolphins...
🔗 14:10 Invitare: generally, forward facing eyes means predators, side facing eyes means prey
🔗 14:10 EJGRgunner: Predator BIRDS
🔗 14:10 Invitare: which is why Krogan are actually prey
🔗 14:10 ContingentCat: brains are great
🔗 14:11Addictiveme: and yet beej still manages to be an apex predator
🔗 14:11 ThePerrBearr: a human eye can judge distances to a minor degree
🔗 14:11 r10pez10: a d a p t
🔗 14:11 ThePerrBearr: with focusing
🔗 14:11 volraths_bane: Imagine a whale with eyes on the front.
🔗 14:11 jadedcynic: but yeah, prey-animals are the ones with eyes on the sides of their heads - wider angle of coverage to be wary of the predators
🔗 14:11 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: i was reading one of my old steve jackson books last night, and realised i'd love to see a series of crapshots that're actually a "choose your own adventure" style thing.
🔗 14:11 Inkompetence: Lots of whales and dolphins hunt with sonar.
🔗 14:11Darkergalahad: nice work paul
🔗 14:11 Papperslappen: you can move your head around like an owl to improve your depth perception
🔗 14:11 cuttlefishman: Mooses in Canada?
🔗 14:11 Mangledpixel: if we only used binocular vision to determine distance we wouldn't be able to play videogames
🔗 14:11SydPreviouslyHeadache: from dog to horse to moose. I'd need to change myh pants if i were in that car
🔗 14:11 TehAmelie: a chameleon's eyes work independently. i think it's more that they're intefering with each other
🔗 14:11 jadedcynic: @cuttlefishman oh yeah, lots and lots
🔗 14:12 Gen2Gengar: 8 feet tall wolf?
🔗 14:12 Stellapacifica: Meese are how big now?
🔗 14:12 Gen2Gengar: That's an enormous wolf
🔗 14:12 TheOtherTrevor: The steps are: 1. Dog on the road. 2. Horse on the road. 3. Moose on the road. 4. Moose on the CAR. Dead
🔗 14:12 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: {oh, formerly darthcoercis here. i got tired of darth and went back to my old name).
🔗 14:12 ContingentCat: those dank nuggs
🔗 14:12 Akaiatana: So... Ben Ulmer?
🔗 14:12 r10pez10: i mean i fight over nuggets like that
🔗 14:12 Freshly_Toasted: Even coyotes need those dank nuggies
🔗 14:13 Astra7525: I once went back home from a beach in Poland late at night and saw a huge dog rummaging in the trashcan next to the footpath through the dunes. It was no dog, it was a boar
🔗 14:13 ThePerrBearr: YES!
🔗 14:13 ContingentCat: ummm
🔗 14:13 cheetoJack: I'm all about infographics
🔗 14:13 ThePerrBearr: pointless graphics!
🔗 14:13 ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh boy infographics
🔗 14:13 beowuuf: funny and on brand
🔗 14:13 Stellapacifica: UM sure
🔗 14:13 NimrodXIV:
sweet, I need to learn about credit cards!
🔗 14:13 Creideiki_SE: Sounds like a fourth crapshot!
🔗 14:13 manfred909: readers? yes
🔗 14:13 ricin: debticated
🔗 14:13 coolbond: bullshit
🔗 14:13Darkergalahad: i love infographics
🔗 14:13 Freshly_Toasted: Infographics, yay
🔗 14:13 TheOtherTrevor: Tell me more! And how do I give you my credit card details to buy whatever they are selling
🔗 14:13 ContingentCat: yeah I trust people who claim to be "completely unbiased"
🔗 14:13chickenace11: as a person with no credit cards sure why not
🔗 14:14 gsyhiap: Oooh, credit card reviews? I'm in need of something to help me sleep!
🔗 14:14 jadedcynic: Moose aren't native to the island of Newfoundland - some wealthy upper class dude introduced 100 into the wild in 1905 so soon he'd have the chance to hunt them....now there's over a hundred thousand of them here and we have a government licensed (and thus limited) hunt annually, and still we have a " 'n' people killed by moose-vehicle accidents this year" notice
🔗 14:14 WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: why yes, this is exactly what i need and I have nothing better to do with my time!
🔗 14:14Evandill: INFOGRAPHICS and DEBT? My two favorite things!
🔗 14:14 phorrestgaze: huh...
🔗 14:14 BishopSansPants: I work in a CS/Fulfillment dept of a small internet company and we get shit like that all the time.
🔗 14:14 DoodlestheGreat: This post is relevant to my interests and I want to subscribe to your newsletter. OhGod
🔗 14:14 jadedcynic:
Oh BEEJ; don't even mention them
🔗 14:14 MalBeam: blind infographic readings could be a good Live segment, ala the blind powerpoint segments
🔗 14:14 gsyhiap:
!subscribe credit card facts 
🔗 14:14 Driosenth: Now I'm think of Kathleen's deadly info-graphic sketch
🔗 14:14 FurbyGoneFubar: So, that spam just worked...?
🔗 14:14 Zarash11: Swiss know how to fondu
🔗 14:15drthmik:
🔗 14:15 jadedcynic: swiss cheese and white wine melted for dipping
🔗 14:15 TXC2: my family used to do Chicken fondue
🔗 14:15 r10pez10: chat is now "readers"
🔗 14:15 TemporallyAwry: "Ingrate themselves" - nice freudian there
🔗 14:15 Zarash11: Can I join?
🔗 14:15 Zhedor: KÖLSCH IS NOT BEER!!! IT IS AN AFFRONT AGAINST THE VERY NOTION OF BEER!
🔗 14:16 jadedcynic:
no, paul, I'm sure they were willing to SELL if they could get away with it.
🔗 14:16 jadedcynic: @Zhedor thatsthejoke.gif
🔗 14:16 r10pez10: does it operate in LRRbucks
🔗 14:16 Zhedor: *ahem* apologies. I have...strong opinions regarding the brew of my southern neighbors
🔗 14:16 Stellapacifica: No no Paul, see - they're looking for people to laugh and put it up ironically
🔗 14:16 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: send back an infographic about the pros and cons of sending unsolicited email to a group of comedians?
🔗 14:16BlueChloroplast: I mean I think they try to target everyone indiscriminanatly
🔗 14:16chickenace11: Chem with Cam
🔗 14:17Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe it's self selecting, like the "actual real IRS" calls that are so fake, only the really gullible will fall for it
🔗 14:17 Pteraspidomorphi: Gardening? Unheard of
🔗 14:17 r10pez10: classic
🔗 14:17 JerecoPlays: Gardening with Greg as a Hedge Fund Manager?
🔗 14:17 jadedcynic: oh right; you're in BC, you CAN do outdoorsy shit in WINTER *seethe to stay warm*
🔗 14:17chickenace11: Gardening with greg but banna cori comes in and punches him
🔗 14:18 jadedcynic: nice seed, but we could work on it...
🔗 14:18chickenace11: running with ghost James again
🔗 14:18 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: ugh, it's barely past 8am and it's already 30C
🔗 14:18 TheOtherTrevor: Speed combined with geographic distance between your answer and the real answer
🔗 14:18 r10pez10: okay when i heard sweating and freeze i thought it was going a different direction
🔗 14:18 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: yeeting trivia instead of kobe huh?
🔗 14:18 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: i hate summer.
🔗 14:18 TXC2: some escalting scale of fitness regimes?
🔗 14:18 Papperslappen: Something about going outside and then deciding to never go outside again
🔗 14:18 jadedcynic: new year resolutions - you did a very meta one
🔗 14:18 jadedcynic: AGREED CAM!
🔗 14:18 ContingentCat: maybe something about how by mid january most new year resolutions have been dropped
🔗 14:18Darkergalahad: lol
🔗 14:18 MatthewDennisMTG: Nude beer revolutions vs New Years resolutions
🔗 14:18 ContingentCat: yess
🔗 14:18 Zarash11: P1: walks in drenched in sweat P2: What happened to you P1: I've taken up running for my resolution P2: You only left 3 minutes ago
🔗 14:19madmanoreo: 5k my dudes.
🔗 14:19 jadedcynic: Fun fact: I am waiting for January to end before start doing 'resolution' like things, just to break that
🔗 14:19chickenace11: reveres creep
🔗 14:19 jadedcynic: it creeps beyond its original plans
🔗 14:19chickenace11: * Reverse
🔗 14:20 jadedcynic: THAT is 'feature creep' writ large
🔗 14:20 EricTRT: How about a Chinese New Year resolution? That's coming up in a little over 2 weeks.
🔗 14:20 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: if they're doing resolutions, at some point Cam needs to hold up a counterspell. maybe stifle or render silent?
🔗 14:20Laserbeaks_Fury: Kickstarter for Resolutions with stretch goals. Stretching more is also a resolution
🔗 14:20 jadedcynic: @EricTRT ooo, good idea; I'll try that
🔗 14:20chickenace11: Say the person does it for the Chinese new years
🔗 14:20Darkergalahad: chines new years resolution thats when I get to fix my new years res
🔗 14:20 FurbyGoneFubar: Why is watching comedians sitting and staring with a concentrated face trying to think of jokes so funny to me?
🔗 14:20 jadedcynic: wait wat?!?
🔗 14:20 MatthewDennisMTG: Make a New Years resolution that has to do with a spell resolving
🔗 14:21 drcanonball: maybe something with paul's clones
🔗 14:21Evandill: I had to clip the moose story
🔗 14:21BlueChloroplast: Hit someone with a rubber chicken?
🔗 14:21 jadedcynic: ohhhhh, cool; looking forward to that
🔗 14:21chickenace11: Snorsh yoga
🔗 14:21 MatthewDennisMTG: Spell cast in 2018, resolves in 2019. New year resolution
🔗 14:21BlueChloroplast: I mean Missy had good costumes when they shot at her theatre
🔗 14:21 jadedcynic: @Evandill thank you SO MUCH
🔗 14:21Darkergalahad: fake yoga postions
🔗 14:21 r10pez10: krog yoga
🔗 14:21 masta2505: Two people fighting with Book Clubs
🔗 14:21 jadedcynic: humid yoga?
🔗 14:21 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: beej... no
🔗 14:21 aerohydra: id love to bring in snorsh yoga
🔗 14:21 Unas84: or there's just constant noise of traffic, police sirens, construction works sounds
🔗 14:21 MolaMolaphant: Oh, definitely snowsuits. outdoor hot yoga.
🔗 14:21Laserbeaks_Fury: Yoga Fire
🔗 14:21 TXC2: wet yoga is 100% just porn
🔗 14:22 ContingentCat: Maybe something about how different BC is to the rest of canada that outdoor yoga there isn't ridiculous sounding like it is here
🔗 14:22 MalBeam: i need a legal object. "The Magna Carta" "We need a less specific prompt, Gerry. It's always the Magna Carta"
🔗 14:22 MrSVCD: moist is such a icky word for some reason.
🔗 14:22 Mangledpixel: damp Yoda?
🔗 14:22CodeDancer: My impression is that lot of the Crap Shots humor revolves around office setting. Is that the case or is it just me?
🔗 14:22 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: someone trying to do yoga while beej's tv gardener character tries to build a zen garden?
🔗 14:22 Rockario: Damp Yoga: we can't afford a heated room, so we just do it outsidde on a drizzly day
🔗 14:22 drcanonball: Yoga gone wrong
🔗 14:22 Papperslappen: Staring down the moose pose
🔗 14:22 cheetoJack: speedrunning yoga?
🔗 14:22chickenace11: Speed run yoga stats
🔗 14:22 EvilBadman: UberYoga
🔗 14:22 Draynus: Speed yoga is basically Karate, ya?
🔗 14:22 stormshot14: yoga on speed
🔗 14:22Darkergalahad: or cross-yoga
🔗 14:22 TXC2: CodeDancer it's cheaper and easier to make if it can be made IN the moonbase
🔗 14:22 cheetoJack: Awesome Yoga Done Quick
🔗 14:23 Bobtheninjagoldfish: speed yoga.. like speed dating?
🔗 14:23 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: Yoga Bus
🔗 14:23 jadedcynic: @ContingentCat IKR? it was VERY nice here today - Sunny and clear, and only -20c with the wind chill. all the snowbanks semimelted and refroze into ice blocks
🔗 14:23Qvdv: Obgyn&Tonic? want to get pregnant, get drunk...
🔗 14:23Laserbeaks_Fury:
Trying to cram Yoga into a sketch seems like a bit of a STRETCH
🔗 14:23 r10pez10: this is the WORST timeline
🔗 14:23 phorrestgaze: no more children in peril?
🔗 14:23 MolaMolaphant: Oh man, Jimmy Kimmel is hosed
🔗 14:23 Reecer6: that is extremely extremely good on youtube's part by the way
🔗 14:23chickenace11: That is a crapshot
🔗 14:23 phorrestgaze: but also the entire daddy of 5 thing
🔗 14:23 jadedcynic: you can walk ON the snowbanks with no fear of falling through
🔗 14:23 TXC2: what manner of fucking ahole does that?
🔗 14:24 MatthewDennisMTG: Speed yoga while they sit in traffic, but then they slam the gas pedal while doing one and cause a wreck
🔗 14:24 MalBeam: awesome yoga done quick, i need the audience to be quiet for this next pose. i need silence to enter the proper meditative state
🔗 14:24 phorrestgaze: many people found it funny
🔗 14:24 TheMerricat: I was half listening, is what Kathleen talking about real or a joke?
🔗 14:24chickenace11: I'm glad I never believed in santa
🔗 14:24 Godofmuffins: Haha I betrayed your trust.
🔗 14:24 TXC2: TheMerricat a sadly real thing
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: I mean, that's why I dislike the idea of conventional Christmas to begin with
🔗 14:24 Dix: YOU KEEP ME ALIVE.. .WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME - some kids somewhere
🔗 14:24chickenace11: Have to go and get food see you later chat
🔗 14:24 Papperslappen: It's just a prank, child
🔗 14:24 TheMerricat:
@TXC2 sorry, I meant the rules, I know assholes are assholes.
🔗 14:24Laserbeaks_Fury: I guarantee you do *not* want the splits you get from Speed Yoga
🔗 14:24 jadedcynic: it's funny to evil, disgusting people who subsist on schadenfreude
🔗 14:24CodeDancer: Does Crap Shots do topical stuff? I think there may be some humor and click value in the recent Gillette commercial.
🔗 14:25 jadedcynic: @CodeDancer not really
🔗 14:25 TXC2: TheMerricat oh I guess so,
🔗 14:25 lucha_libro: Maybe it's me, but I would think speed yoga might accidently result in the person becoming a sentai hero
🔗 14:25 TXC2: CodeDancer not really no
🔗 14:25 TheMerricat: Nice. If Youtube has banned that shit life will be much better.
🔗 14:25 jadedcynic:
wait, you DID that in a crapshot, beej - "what the hell did I put in that pie?!?"
🔗 14:25 drcanonball: muh ears
🔗 14:25 r10pez10: man, bill watterson
🔗 14:25 aesir_blade: Isn't speed yoga just karate?
🔗 14:25 Invitare: Yoguht Yoga
🔗 14:25SydPreviouslyHeadache: I didn't know about that with calvin and hobbs
🔗 14:25Darkergalahad: cross-yoga-fit
🔗 14:26 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: I'm using my sister's kids to mess with my sister. I've already taught the 2 oldest kids to say "are we there yet?" every couple of minutes in a car ride.
🔗 14:26GeeItSomeLaldy: Sandpaper Yoga
🔗 14:26 TXC2: Speed Yoga = ashtanga yoga
🔗 14:26tachiseneriz: droopy yoga
🔗 14:26Mewdog: wet yoga is the 1000 dollar tier
🔗 14:26 jadedcynic:
InB4 LRR get purchased by PornHub
🔗 14:26 cuttlefishman: Pictues of Beej doing Wet Yoga
🔗 14:26 cuttlefishman: plz
🔗 14:26 NimrodXIV: wait - of WHO doing wet yoga?
🔗 14:26 cuttlefishman: do on next LRL
🔗 14:26drthmik:
WET YOGA
🔗 14:26 jadedcynic: yoGoat
🔗 14:26 jadedcynic: yorts
🔗 14:26 Zarash11: The guys on Parliament Hill doing yoga in the T Rex costume is great
🔗 14:26 ContingentCat: yogoat yoga for goats
🔗 14:26 FurbyGoneFubar: Random fact: If Monthy Python's Flying Circus had started airing half a year earlier it would have been in black and white, and seriec the BBC started in black and white the continued that way.
🔗 14:26GeeItSomeLaldy: Yugo Yoga
🔗 14:26 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 14:26 A_Dub888: !findquote yoga
🔗 14:26 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 14:26 jadedcynic:
my friends came up with K-cups back in the 80's
🔗 14:27drthmik:
you could have kept up the Daily Drop 
🔗 14:27 sir_jack_DB: Yourt
🔗 14:27 lare291: Fish yoga
🔗 14:27 jadedcynic:
they have me kick them every time we meet
🔗 14:27 TehAmelie: man, if i got a penny for every idea i've had that was the dumbest thing i could imagine that then happened i'd have like a dime
🔗 14:27 Papperslappen: Moist fishing
🔗 14:27Darkergalahad: fishing or phising?
🔗 14:27 TXC2: pretty sure Yurts are turkish
🔗 14:27 Bobtheninjagoldfish: is there a Krog craphsot about "Phishing"?
🔗 14:27 jadedcynic: Wet Fishing
🔗 14:27GeeItSomeLaldy: Fishing off a Dry Dock
🔗 14:27 FurbyGoneFubar: Phising rod and reeling in a bunch of personal information?
🔗 14:27 TXC2: mongols have a different name for their tent things
🔗 14:27CodeDancer: The fisher-person will need to catch something surprising.
🔗 14:27 MalBeam: torg phishing
🔗 14:28 Dix: Social Engineering phishing
🔗 14:28 Nymo: literal phishing
🔗 14:28 jadedcynic: and Chat's already gone there
🔗 14:28Darkergalahad: cathing a boot & eating it for dinner
🔗 14:28 Draynus: Catfishing
🔗 14:28 Rockario: They're fishing to help the energy crisis, they mixedd it up with fission
🔗 14:28 Unas84: that sounds like a Krog crapshot
🔗 14:28 Godofmuffins: Wait fishing is not a convenient excuse to get drunk and take a nap outdoors.
🔗 14:28 MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun Fishing with a helium balloon.
🔗 14:28GeeItSomeLaldy: Fishing for Condoms
🔗 14:28 MatthewDennisMTG: Compliments?
🔗 14:28madmanoreo: beej walks by someone wearing a snorkle. Says he's going to go to wet yoga but it ends just being swimming at the Y.
🔗 14:28 ThePerrBearr: wow
🔗 14:28 jadedcynic: oh YEAH - fishing with a hook and line, and catching credit card statements
🔗 14:28 jadedcynic:
🔗 14:28 ContingentCat: wow
🔗 14:28 TheMerricat: Might be a bit chilly for any Krog related crapshots.
🔗 14:28 TXC2: I bet NO ONE used that
🔗 14:28 Ancient_Chaos: Fishing for personal information, accidentally catches a rock album.
🔗 14:28 Dix: "You've already RFID Skimmed it.."
🔗 14:28 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: damn, that's diamond level trolling right there.
🔗 14:29 Astra7525: What's their slogan: "Think you're good enough for this job? DOn't worry, we already know"
🔗 14:29 r10pez10: over my dead body
🔗 14:29 TXC2: yeap, TSA can not make you open your phone
🔗 14:29 Dix: So don't use Face ID Unlock kids
🔗 14:29 MolaMolaphant: Fruit of the poisonous tree, yeah
🔗 14:29 ThePerrBearr: solution: don't have your phone use your face to unlock it
🔗 14:29 Rockario: Slam your hand over your face
🔗 14:30drthmik: illegally bugging your house is pretty easy too
🔗 14:30 Solipsody: @ThePerrBearr Right. Use someone else's face, and don't tell anyone who.
🔗 14:30 jadedcynic: I mean they CAN just shoot and kill you, but....
🔗 14:30 TXC2: jadedcynic too real
🔗 14:30 Astra7525: Wish our legal system had that. Our law enforcement can still use illegaly obtained evidence
🔗 14:30 jadedcynic: exactly, cam
🔗 14:30 Papperslappen: I saw an Apple ad on twitter a while back that just said "Pay with your face"
🔗 14:30 Mangledpixel: and the laser net
🔗 14:30 jadedcynic: @TXC2 so is the rest of it
🔗 14:30 ThePerrBearr: all hail the bureaucracy!
🔗 14:30 ContingentCat: also it would be a waste of resources so they wouldn't want to
🔗 14:30 Ancient_Chaos: Beej-side fishing?
🔗 14:30 Bobtheninjagoldfish: compliments
🔗 14:31 Nymo: fish line going through portals
🔗 14:31 jadedcynic: mmmmmm, I like the sound of that, beej
🔗 14:31 TheMerricat: Have Graham Rod Sterling it.
🔗 14:31Darkergalahad: p1 catches a boot, p2 "aww to bad" P1 "you kidding i got dinner" LATER eating
🔗 14:31 MolaMolaphant: Person is extremely disappointed when they pull up someone's whole wallet instead of a fish?
🔗 14:31 aesir_blade: That's a crapshot
🔗 14:31 FurthestChunk55: that was a crapshot, yeah
🔗 14:31 jadedcynic: make the world a better and more just place
🔗 14:31 FurthestChunk55: you were in it, beej
🔗 14:31 TheWooglie: They might all be skuba diving
🔗 14:31 EvilBadman: Years of unpaid college debt
🔗 14:31 ContingentCat: yeah that's a crapshot
🔗 14:31Laserbeaks_Fury:
"Hmm, fair point, I guess I should change the line."
🔗 14:31 aesir_blade: That's crapshot ep272 The Lawyer Joke
🔗 14:31 player0x01: @LoadingReadyRun ... I can say, with some certainty, some of us are fishing for fish.
🔗 14:31 Zarash11: Wink wink nudge nudge
🔗 14:32 jadedcynic: kinda like that one with the candy bars
🔗 14:32BlueChloroplast: Magicarp?
🔗 14:32 Nymo:
🔗 14:32 MolaMolaphant: "darn it, more drugs"
🔗 14:32 TXC2:
so baicaly how not to do improve?
🔗 14:32 ContingentCat: YES
🔗 14:32 jadedcynic: KATHLEEN! YES
🔗 14:32Mewdog: kathleen no
🔗 14:32Chewbacca_xD: a fat ched 1
🔗 14:32 jadedcynic:
🔗 14:32 TheWooglie: Today's fish is trout à la crème
🔗 14:32Evandill: YES PLEASE
🔗 14:32 jadedcynic: PAUL!
🔗 14:32 FurbyGoneFubar: "Teach a man to phish and he'll scam your grandmother"?
🔗 14:32 ContingentCat: YES!
🔗 14:32 Solipsody: Someone is sitting on a dock, fishing. They get a tug on the line, start reeling it in... Beej-drop noise. They cut the line and leave.
🔗 14:32GeeItSomeLaldy: Enjoy your meal
🔗 14:32 r10pez10: hard yes
🔗 14:32 Inkompetence: Or Reel Big Fish.
🔗 14:32 Reecer6: "you're making a mockery of my livelihood sir"
🔗 14:32GeeItSomeLaldy: "The Fish" by YES
🔗 14:32 Camail: prison. prison for all of you
🔗 14:32 player0x01: @TheWooglie ... fish! .... fish! ... fish!
🔗 14:32BlueChloroplast: YES
🔗 14:32 ContingentCat: or a Reel big Fish one
🔗 14:32 SajuukSjet:
yes! and the phishing joke
🔗 14:32 beowuuf: cameron now owes paul two good bodyshots to the kidneys
🔗 14:33 Mangledpixel: I like the idea of trying desperately to get anything done in a world that is entirely comedy sketches.
🔗 14:33 jadedcynic:
welp; that 4th one is now written
🔗 14:33GeeItSomeLaldy:
The Fish (Schindleria praematurus), YES
🔗 14:33 TheWooglie: player0x01 enjoy your meal
🔗 14:33GeeItSomeLaldy: Then you can end on Roundabout
🔗 14:33Chewbacca_xD: ay what camera r u lookin at kid
🔗 14:33 jadedcynic: 4 in one session; that's pretty good
🔗 14:33Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, look at the size of it, that's a new RECORD!
🔗 14:33 jadedcynic: THAT! "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously..."
🔗 14:33Chewbacca_xD: haze der
🔗 14:33BlueChloroplast: @Laserbeaks_Fury LOL
🔗 14:34 MalBeam: give a man a phish record and he'll play it for a day. teach a man the phish...
🔗 14:34Chewbacca_xD: big da
🔗 14:34 Creideiki_SE: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, you feed him for life. Give him a well-charged electric eel, he stops asking you annoying questions.
🔗 14:34 FurbyGoneFubar: Is the album "everyone knows" about "Billy Breathes"?
🔗 14:35Chewbacca_xD: whats the fps on ur fod
🔗 14:35 Traion: The next person that makes a bad pun has to get into the sea for the reverse shot
🔗 14:35 jadedcynic: @MalBeam "give a man a phish album and he'll be entertained for a day. Teach a man to phish and he will be able to buy all the Phish albums he could want."
🔗 14:35CodeDancer: electric eels are actually not eels, they are a kind of knife fish. so still Fish!
🔗 14:35Chewbacca_xD: wheres r kid gone
🔗 14:35 jadedcynic: so they never got the permits?!?
🔗 14:35 jadedcynic: BRILLIANT!@!
🔗 14:36Chewbacca_xD: bored u
🔗 14:36 Stellapacifica: @jadedcynic teach a man to limewire and he'll have Phish for the rest of -- This transmission has been deleted by the DMCA --
🔗 14:36BlueChloroplast: pi? pie?
🔗 14:36Chewbacca_xD: hmu :L
🔗 14:36 jadedcynic: Life of Pi?
🔗 14:36 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: @CodeDancer wait, really?
🔗 14:37 jadedcynic: COMPLIMENTS
🔗 14:37LuckyLastLaugh: phishing for stock options
🔗 14:37 r10pez10: a pair of threes?
🔗 14:37Chewbacca_xD: your mum sells ps2 games at pallo shop
🔗 14:37 r10pez10: splitting the atom?
🔗 14:37 MolaMolaphant: we're going too deep!
🔗 14:37 WonderfulGlory: The Lawyer joke is one of my favorite crapshots of all time
🔗 14:37CodeDancer: @JayTheDarkLordOfSalt yeah, I saw it on a YouTube video. I think it was vlogbrothers
🔗 14:37 Reecer6: "Maybe a burbot. Some people call those lawyers."
🔗 14:38 Stellapacifica: An inside strait? (note spelling)
🔗 14:38 arkilyd: This sounds like a straight man role for James
🔗 14:38Donutholez: fishing for usernames and passwords?
🔗 14:38 JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: @CodeDancer huh, i had no idea. It's not even 9am, and I've learnt something
🔗 14:38 jadedcynic: CUT! PRINT! that's a WRAP, folks!
🔗 14:38drthmik:
WET YOGA
🔗 14:39 coolbond: how about as a punchline "no thanks i already know whats down there"
🔗 14:39 Invitare: it's a fish in a bottle
🔗 14:39 Reecer6: You use glass-shearing hooks.
🔗 14:39BlueChloroplast: also the bottle has the shadow of a fish
🔗 14:39 Stellapacifica: Who will only come over if you redecorate entirely
🔗 14:39LuckyLastLaugh: maybe it gets hooked into the cork
🔗 14:39CodeDancer: @JayTheDarkLordOfSalt glad to help
🔗 14:39 Rockario: You don't catch bottles, you catch hunks of seaweed and lose hooks when they get caught under rocks
🔗 14:39 Invitare: feeding animals snacks until they love you sounds normal
🔗 14:40BlueChloroplast: D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
🔗 14:40 Mangledpixel:
daww
🔗 14:40 ContingentCat: Penelope is the cutest
🔗 14:40Evandill: Adorable
🔗 14:40 FurthestChunk55: every Penelope story I hear is infinitely heartwarming
🔗 14:40 FurbyGoneFubar: Favourite prop-baby!
🔗 14:40 r10pez10: ya did it
🔗 14:40 TXC2:
🔗 14:41 r10pez10: great hustle
🔗 14:41BellaDante__: aw damn i missed it
🔗 14:41 ContingentCat:
🔗 14:41BlueChloroplast: w000t!!
🔗 14:41 manfred909:
🔗 14:41BlueChloroplast:
🔗 14:41 TehAmelie: you could tell by the sound that was a good one
🔗 14:42 TXC2: that number continues to be incredible to me
🔗 14:42BlueChloroplast: the many, Many, MANY, lights
🔗 14:42 Dix: i know right TXC2
🔗 14:42 r10pez10: copacetic, nice
🔗 14:42 Unas84:
@LoadingReadyRun James, can you check Discord? I asked you something on there for next week
🔗 14:42 Dix:
On Demand
🔗 14:42 Nymo:
🔗 14:42 Dix:
🔗 14:42Mewdog: experience Beej On Demand
🔗 14:42 r10pez10: do you guys then also know how many people are waiting for certain items
🔗 14:43 Welbog: PAX South is where I met Cam
🔗 14:43 TheWooglie: Are they on streamed panels?
🔗 14:43 Dix: I'm sad I'm missing PAX South this year
🔗 14:43SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
🔗 14:43 TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
🔗 14:43Gnuttor: Thanks everyone!
🔗 14:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:16 from now).
🔗 14:43 Welbog: Bye guys!
🔗 14:43 TehAmelie:
i got a little spare money because the heat in my apartment had been 
allw inter. $10 pledged!
🔗 14:43 r10pez10: pepper fot
🔗 14:43 Zarash11: When is the Highlander tournament?
🔗 14:43 Dix: Zarash11 February 2nd
🔗 14:43SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cam will be getting a milkshake?
🔗 14:43 Dix: wait maybe the third?
🔗 14:43 MolaMolaphant: Messenger is real good
🔗 14:44SydPreviouslyHeadache: what was that one just savage tweet
🔗 14:44 r10pez10: it's on steam too
🔗 14:44 Zarash11: Thanks Dix ooh they could have new RNA cards
🔗 14:44 Dix: Zarash11 I know Jeremy said on the 2nd witha tweet a few days ago.
🔗 14:44 Traion: @zarash11 @dix 2nd
🔗 14:44 r10pez10: beej in demand
🔗 14:44 Dared00: LRR PAX panel is at 11AM tomorrow
🔗 14:44 Astra7525: Still need to watch part 2
🔗 14:44 TehAmelie: mm, box text
🔗 14:44BlueChloroplast: all dem sausages?
🔗 14:44 AmoriLinguae: dice frands!
🔗 14:44 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
🔗 14:44 Stellapacifica: I need to put the rest of part 2 in my earholes cause I had to go home
🔗 14:45 TXC2: we're still on 2 signatures in dice friends right?
🔗 14:45 Nymo:
🔗 14:45BlueChloroplast: @TXC2 yuup
🔗 14:45 DigitalSeahorse: !next
🔗 14:45 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:14 from now).
🔗 14:45BlueChloroplast: yes that is thank you
🔗 14:45 Traion:
@txc2 Also on 2 gates
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🔗 14:45 DigitalSeahorse:
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🔗 14:46 TXC2: I like the Progress bar emote
🔗 14:46 Zarash11: Bye! Good luck Cam
🔗 14:46SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
🔗 14:46 Nymo:
🔗 14:46 spicydungus:
🔗 14:46 TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
🔗 14:46 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 14:54 Tzeeeeentch: !next
🔗 14:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:05 from now).
🔗 14:57 TehAmelie: well, always fun to see the creative process, even with one of the most interative streams going to one of te least interative with no word of warnin
🔗 14:58 Earthenone: did something change?
🔗 14:59 TehAmelie: the presence of chat
🔗 15:02Redcullyred just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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🔗 15:03 Metric_Furlong: !advice
🔗 15:03 LRRbot: Use counters.
🔗 15:03 Metric_Furlong: !findquote counter
🔗 15:03 LRRbot: Quote #5555: "Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!" —Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
🔗 15:07 TehAmelie: stupid impractically large chat
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
🔗 15:11 Kumakaori:
Can Lander tonight. ... wonder if anyone's gonna jam some PPR cards ???
🔗 15:12 sir_jack_DB: I mean
🔗 15:12 sir_jack_DB: I don't think that's legal
🔗 15:13 Juliamon: yeah I don't think you can even use regular prerelease cards until official release
🔗 15:14 Juliamon: (barring reprints)
🔗 15:16 Kykiwi: isnt today the offical realease?
🔗 15:17 Juliamon: nope, official release is 25 Jan
🔗 15:17 Juliamon: this is prerelease weekend
🔗 15:23 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2:36 from now).
🔗 15:32 Metric_Furlong: !viewers
🔗 15:32 LRRbot: Stream is not live. 374 users in the chat.
🔗 15:32 Metric_Furlong: !quote 374
🔗 15:32 LRRbot: Quote #374: "Just give it a little toot, then get out the window." —Graham [2015-06-24]
🔗 15:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2:23 from now).
🔗 15:46 TehAmelie: oh my, a big gay cartoon wedding
🔗 15:47 TehAmelie: Steven Universe is. . .too cool for words
🔗 16:08 Metric_Furlong: !findquote words
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: Quote #106: "Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again." —Cameron [2015-04-09]
🔗 16:09 TehAmelie: !advice
🔗 16:09 LRRbot: Stab it in the deadly lasers.
🔗 16:09 TehAmelie: laster cowboys, eh
🔗 16:10 TehAmelie: that is strangely a decent synopsis of this part of the show
🔗 16:10 TehAmelie: well there is at least one cowboy who is made up out of light
🔗 16:11 TehAmelie: i mean in a more direct sense than ordinary matter
🔗 16:11 Metric_Furlong:
I know, I've seen steven universe
🔗 16:12 TehAmelie: i'm glad someone has
🔗 16:12 Metric_Furlong:
yes, that extremely rarely watched show, Steven Universe
🔗 16:13 TehAmelie: in this chat more people seem to be aggressively uninterested in it than not
🔗 16:15 Juliamon: I find that not to be the case so much as people have just fallen off the wagon due to the terrible scheduling choices
🔗 16:16 TehAmelie: bah, time
🔗 16:16 TehAmelie: i'm half drunk and i'm already over it
🔗 16:18 TehAmelie: "the rush", Ernst Junger observed (meaning any form of inebriation), springs from "an elemental urge to tread outside of time"
🔗 16:18 Metric_Furlong:
hey, that's not true. some of us fell off the wagon for different reasons
🔗 16:20 TehAmelie: there's probably a whole book to write about what exactly "the rush" means and has meant historically
🔗 16:22 TehAmelie: i should mention i don't think i'm following this conversation
🔗 16:25 Metric_Furlong: no worries
🔗 16:25 TehAmelie: the show is extremely captivating and also i'm drunk
🔗 16:26 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1:33 from now).
🔗 16:30Strangeelf1 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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🔗 16:51 TehAmelie: by the way my money was on the last diamond being "clear". white diamonds are the least valuable you know
🔗 16:54 TehAmelie: and oh my kittens, such a Cinderella homage
🔗 17:01LegionLoyalist: !next
🔗 17:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (58m from now).
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (55m from now).
🔗 17:07 TehAmelie: come to think of it visually everything about "white diamond" looks more like plain marble
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (50m from now).
🔗 17:12sethmerickson17: !next
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (47m from now).
🔗 17:12 LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
🔗 17:13 Juliamon: Powerful magic incoming.
🔗 17:13 DarkMorford: Oh boy
🔗 17:14 MrTheWalrus: !next
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (45m from now).
🔗 17:17 ThingsOnMyStream: Apparently the Magic was a little *too* powerful. We just had a power outage at the moonbase. It is back now, but it shut everything down☹️
🔗 17:17 VerdaugaTiger: Somebody hit "resub" a little too hard.
🔗 17:17 cheetoJack: In Harry Potter doesn't magic affect electrical things? Are you a wizard?
🔗 17:18 ThingsOnMyStream: 🧙🏻♂️
🔗 17:18 DarkMorford: Is there a wind storm or something in Victoria today? It's been kinda breezy here.
🔗 17:19 GrumblingMoblin: !next
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (40m from now).
🔗 17:19 ThingsOnMyStream: Not really. Hopefully it isn’t the construction going on next door
🔗 17:19 VerdaugaTiger: Local METAR doesn't seem to show anything unusual wind-wise.
🔗 17:19 cheetoJack: I've got 8 hours until its snowing for the entirety of Saturday
🔗 17:20 cheetoJack: or I suppose the remainder of Saturday I should say
🔗 17:21 VerdaugaTiger: I'm wondering if we will get much snow this year. In Seattle, WA (or just outside the city limits) and since I moved here several years ago it has been very mild winters.
🔗 17:23 TehAmelie: an emergency generator as the next patreon milestone?
🔗 17:23 TehAmelie: and we've got enough snow and cold here in north sweden to start our own north pole so at least you don't have to worry about that
🔗 17:25 cheetoJack: huh, patreon goals disappeared. I assume thats intentional but I don't remember it being called out
🔗 17:25 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (34m from now).
🔗 17:26 Juliamon: It was pointed out when they revamped the Patreon and announced it
🔗 17:26 VerdaugaTiger: I miss living in Montana. I only saw 2 winters there, but it was a nice amount of snow. Not crazy, wouldn't have to shovel too much to get a car out, but enough to feel like proper winter.
🔗 17:26 cheetoJack: Oh, must have missed that
🔗 17:27 Juliamon: I'm feeling shaky and I'm not sure why. Worrisome.
🔗 17:27 LoadingReadyRun:
Our domain host, DirectNic, was based in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina. They kept hosting running using generators and in some cases defended from looters with *guns*. I was like, you know what? That dedication earns my $15/year domain hosting fee
🔗 17:27 cheetoJack: Have you eaten in the past 12 hours or so?
🔗 17:28 Juliamon: yeah I just had dinner 30-ish mins ago
🔗 17:28 Juliamon: meatloaf
🔗 17:28 cheetoJack: The company my Dad works for has some property in New Orleans and someone there did the same thing actually.
🔗 17:28 Dix: Off to go see my dad in the hospital. Have a great CanLander stream everyone
🔗 17:29 VerdaugaTiger: Safe travels Dix, sending positive thoughts your way.
🔗 17:29 Dix:
Thanks VerdaugaTiger
🔗 17:30 TehAmelie: i'd say if someone's going to take time out of running from a flood to steal some servers, more power to them
🔗 17:32 VerdaugaTiger: Well they could have been trying to steal generators, so power to them indeed. But typically this was after the 'running' part and more during the 'most things are wrecked post-flood' part.
🔗 17:34 malc: running a datacentre off a generator is fun
🔗 17:35 malc: luckily I've only had to do it during planned maintenance and only for a couple of hours, not in a hurricane...
🔗 17:36 TehAmelie: CCP's server room. how much would you pay to see it?
🔗 17:36 TehAmelie: asking for a friend
🔗 17:36 VerdaugaTiger: I have been fortunate enough to only live in places with pretty stable power grids. Funny enough, 'big city' Seattle is the worst I've lived for power reliability, due to having most of their power lines above ground. All the other places I lived had them buried.
🔗 17:37 TehAmelie: the Eve Online people
🔗 17:37 TehAmelie: should have guessed there was others
🔗 17:37 TehAmelie: only so many TLAs to go around
🔗 17:37 malc: I was gonna say, the Centre for Contemporary Photography probably doesn't have much of a datacentre
🔗 17:37 VerdaugaTiger: I've seen Blizzard's server ops room. Neat but not worth paying for.
🔗 17:38 malc:
I'll only pay to see a datacentre if it's way cooler than mine
🔗 17:38 malc: or way more embarrassing
🔗 17:38 TehAmelie: Eve runs on a "single" server
🔗 17:38 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (21m from now).
🔗 17:38 TehAmelie: supposedly they have ninjas
🔗 17:38 malc:
I assume they never figured out how to scale it out, then
🔗 17:39 malc: you can do quite a lot on one beefy server, but it's useful to be able to switch in another one for maintenance at least
🔗 17:40 TehAmelie: they do maintenance every day, so probably they have some finely runed routines for it
🔗 17:41 malc: ah, we may be talking different kinds of maintenance
🔗 17:41 TehAmelie: it is supposed to be the largest server cluster in the world. though that was before thet went free to play
🔗 17:41 malc: I mean like "install more RAM" levels of maintenance
🔗 17:42 TehAmelie: i imagine they have to do some hardware upgrades every day. . .so many machines, by the law of averages they have to break daily
🔗 17:42 DarkMorford: Download more RAM!
🔗 17:44 TehAmelie: of course, to get anything like the full picture you'd have to play Eve enough to become a personality able to get elected to the council of player oversight and go to Iceland
🔗 17:45 TehAmelie: i quit like five years ago
🔗 17:46ancientspark: !next
🔗 17:46 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (13m from now).
🔗 17:46 TehAmelie: hm, chat seems to have broken
🔗 17:46 MrTheWalrus: Has it?
🔗 17:46 cheetoJack: weird, my nifty-chat-monitor just did a flip and everything was weird looking
🔗 17:46 Juliamon: What's broken about it?
🔗 17:47 TehAmelie: it rebooted and looked weird, with the input window on top
🔗 17:47 cheetoJack: are you using nifty-chat-monitor?
🔗 17:47 TehAmelie: refreshing fixed everything though
🔗 17:47 TehAmelie: i'm not
🔗 17:47 DoodlestheGreat: You too? I deactivated BTTV, but it still keep happening.
🔗 17:48 TehAmelie: nor BBTW or chatty. just basic Chrome
🔗 17:48 TehAmelie: look: if you can't read this message, refresh your browser window
🔗 17:48 DoodlestheGreat: TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
🔗 17:48 TehAmelie: !secret
🔗 17:48 LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
🔗 17:49 TehAmelie: a potent amount
🔗 17:50the_canuck_mystic: !next
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (9m from now).
🔗 17:50 Blasteg: How does he know to refresh if they can't see it?
🔗 17:50 MrTheWalrus: !box
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
🔗 17:50 TehAmelie: i'm carrying about $350. mostly to remind myself of the physical volume of money, and remind the banks they don't own currency
🔗 17:51 TehAmelie: that's the joke, Baslte
🔗 17:51 TehAmelie: Blasterman
🔗 17:52 TehAmelie: Blasty
🔗 17:52 TehAmelie: i miss making up nicknames. don't mind me.
🔗 17:53 TehAmelie: i didn't know they could be full
🔗 17:53drthmik: as in they have no room for more tables
🔗 17:53 TehAmelie: but hey, i watched Independence Day sitting on the floor of the theater. i'm sure you'll find your space
🔗 17:54drthmik: also Fire Codes
🔗 17:54 TehAmelie: ah, cruel reality
🔗 17:55drthmik:
🔗 17:56 TehAmelie: also fun story, the first LAN i went to, i didn't own a computer. i paid the entry fee and went there to sit and watch the fun all night. and one of the organizers let me borrow her PC out of pure pity and i could join in
🔗 17:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3m from now).
🔗 17:57 DaMullet14: I've never been to a public lan with an entry fee
🔗 17:57drthmik:
Oh well 
I have no use for paper magic anyway... It's too expensive and takes up too much space and is too inconvenient and above all too expensive... Arena is where I play all my magic nowadays
🔗 17:57 DaMullet14: just "a bunch of friends want to bring over their computers" lans
🔗 17:58 TehAmelie: it may have been a thing just in between 1996 and 1998
🔗 17:59drthmik: Yah those really died off BIG time once the internet could handle gaming
🔗 17:59 TehAmelie: mm-hmm
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (19s from now).
🔗 18:00LegionLoyalist: !next
🔗 18:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (22s ago).
🔗 18:01 DigitalSeahorse: yes, ah cruel reality, ...kindly stop making people hateful and prone to reverse darwinism
🔗 18:02drthmik:
🔗 18:02 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 18:02 SuperGiraffe: !next
🔗 18:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
🔗 18:02 Selfkun: hello all!
🔗 18:02 EclipseNova258: Whos hype for prerelease weekend?!
🔗 18:02Merathax just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Merathax subscribed for 6 months in a row!
🔗 18:02 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:02thraximore: Rakdos here we commmme
🔗 18:02chickenace11: I don't know what guild i want to play tho
🔗 18:02 Selfkun: im going to every event!
🔗 18:02 EclipseNova258: Same, going to like 4
🔗 18:03 DigitalSeahorse:
*sneezes* 
🔗 18:03Selfkun just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Selfkun subscribed for 7 months in a row!
🔗 18:03 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:03 DarkMorford: I have to pass on the prerelease this time. Car parts took up my budget.
🔗 18:03 EclipseNova258: GRUUL and Rakdos FTW
🔗 18:03 AchillesAndTortoise: I am somewhat hype, but I've already played a bunch on arena
🔗 18:03 EclipseNova258: ive waited on arena
🔗 18:03 EclipseNova258: i want the first moment to be at prerelease
🔗 18:03chickenace11: I have to go and grab my laundry brb chat
🔗 18:03NazakYuzak:
Hello friends
🔗 18:03 Juliamon: Gazoomtits, DigitalSeahorse!
🔗 18:03 Juliamon:
🔗 18:03 DarkMorford:
🔗 18:04 malc: oh right, that's why chat suddenly started talking magic
🔗 18:04 ravenknightWWE: friday night paper fight?
🔗 18:04 flyingdelorion:
🔗 18:05thraximore: What's the usual price for the prerelease? I reserved a spot at my LGS but I don't know the fee off the top of my head
🔗 18:05 Mystaira: When you start watching a video and forget you are on lrr channel and stream starts up at the same time and you wondering where extra sound is coming from. XD
🔗 18:05 NexusVoxx: I expect to pay whatever 7 packs costs
🔗 18:05 DigitalSeahorse: boots and cats and boots and cats and
🔗 18:05 voslan: WOOT WOOT PAPER FIGHT NIGHT!
🔗 18:06 Tzeeeeentch: I know that in australia standard price seems to be $50 but I dunno for where you are
🔗 18:06goosecreekinn: Ah yes, the format of champions
🔗 18:06 NexusVoxx: kamigawa block pauper tiny leaders?
🔗 18:06 EclipseNova258: @thraximore my lgs is 20$ and thats there usual price
🔗 18:06 Juliamon: My LGS usually charges $25, which covers the packs and some prizes that they give out between rounds
🔗 18:06goosecreekinn: Exactly
🔗 18:06fuzzy_died just subscribed with Twitch Prime. fuzzy_died subscribed for 24 months in a row!
🔗 18:06 fuzzy_died: Thanks for the 2 years of content!
🔗 18:06 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:06 thenb44: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
🔗 18:06thraximore: @EclipseNova258 Thanks!
🔗 18:06ANDORK3: ah my favorite format to watch but not play
🔗 18:07thelaurasaurus: I payed $30 for the pre-release in Australia
🔗 18:07felixphew: @thelaurasaurus that's a pretty amazing deal
🔗 18:07 thalanir:
I couldn't go to a pre-release 
🔗 18:07 ravenknightWWE:
🔗 18:07hardhitta7: @andork3 saaaame
🔗 18:07goosecreekinn: Coming from commander, it's a breath of fresh air
🔗 18:07 strangebanana2: players?
🔗 18:07MurficWPN just subscribed with Twitch Prime. MurficWPN subscribed for 11 months in a row!
🔗 18:07 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:07MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to H-H-H-Highlander!
🔗 18:07GoAmpDog2 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. GoAmpDog2 subscribed for 46 months in a row!
🔗 18:07 GoAmpDog2: hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy butts
🔗 18:07 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:07 TehAmelie: hello friends
🔗 18:07bl1ghtn1n6: !decklist
🔗 18:07 NexusVoxx: netnetnetwork
🔗 18:07 phorrestgaze: this is cam, resigned to deeath
🔗 18:07 Tzeeeeentch: yeah thats ridiculously cheap at least for where I am in Straya
🔗 18:07thelaurasaurus: @felixphew yeah, I just didnt
🔗 18:08thelaurasaurus: realise how much
🔗 18:08felixphew: ANDORK3 that's me too... for now, but my auslander deck (or at least most of it) should arrive Monday!
🔗 18:08DJayH just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. DJayH subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 18:08 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:08SydPreviouslyHeadache: From Seattle to the World. I forget the rest
🔗 18:08 TehAmelie: it's "a domain of cards" lrBEEJ
🔗 18:08 Mivair: From Seattle to the World since 19XX
🔗 18:08 Simonark: Suzerainty of sleeves
🔗 18:08 NexusVoxx: rip patreon
🔗 18:08 Statist42:
cardkingdom.com (what was their actuall motto again? .... ah fuck it) a kingdom of cards
🔗 18:09 phorrestgaze: a battle to cam's death
🔗 18:09 LupusNoctis: so, what's the CA variant? different banned list?
🔗 18:09 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 18:09tams92 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. tams92 subscribed for 17 months in a row!
🔗 18:09 tams92: Looking forward to some POWERFUL MAGIC, followed by a nap and then off to the midnight prerelease!
🔗 18:09 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:09 dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis points list instead of banned list
🔗 18:09 NexusVoxx: @LupusNoctis as compared to auslander you mean?
🔗 18:09 DigitalSeahorse: ahahhahahhahhah
🔗 18:09 NathanJay_GA: Great start here
🔗 18:09 Countzeroor: I wonder if they take a drink someone makes a "It's a Kingdom of Cards - no that's not their actual motto" quip on a stream.
🔗 18:09 phorrestgaze: let's all kinkshame suicide cults
🔗 18:09 BlameBlair:
Highlander 
!!!
🔗 18:09 LupusNoctis: compared to Commander
🔗 18:09curious_bob: !uptime
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:02.
🔗 18:09 TheOtherTrevor: Lotus, Morph, Go
🔗 18:09 LupusNoctis:
Hmm, now I have to check if my Slivers Commander deck fits in this format
🔗 18:09felixphew: @LupusNoctis 1v1, competitive, 20 life, no colour identity
🔗 18:09 dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis it’s very different from Commander. There’s no color identity restriction, for one thing
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
🔗 18:09 noSmokeFire: SuperMorph - like SuperHaste, but morph
🔗 18:10 LupusNoctis: oh, so not really an equivalent.
🔗 18:10 Statist42: canlander is more comparable to legacy with 100 cards no duplicates
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
🔗 18:10 dialMforMara: @lupusnoctis they compare it to Cube Constructed
🔗 18:10 NexusVoxx: @LupusNoctis start from vintage instead. 100 card singleton, vintage banned list (shahrazad, dexterity cards, ante), and a points list for powerful cards. 10 points.
🔗 18:10 RomanGoro: Canlander is often called "constructed legacy cube"
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When Kitesail Freebooter enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until Kitesail Freebooter leaves the battlefield.
🔗 18:10 weasely: I wonder if Judith made its way into Cam's deck already
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature — Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
🔗 18:10FreshPrinceOfBeleren is continuing the Gift Sub they got from RockPusher!
🔗 18:10Tkellyosu: heck yes, best format to watch after a long week
🔗 18:10 dialMforMara: Do we know if Cam is using PPR cards?
🔗 18:10 noSmokeFire: choose the form of your destructor
🔗 18:11 LupusNoctis: Hmm, will have to see if I can make one for the format. sold off most of my paper collection
🔗 18:11 Juliamon: dialMforMara don't think that's legal
🔗 18:11 NexusVoxx: litchee boi
🔗 18:11 flyingdelorion: Red wine, Olives and Lrr plays Magic. This is a good night!
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library.
🔗 18:11 LoadingReadyRun: !decklist
🔗 18:11dylanbbb: Actual lock and key? With the traps and everything?
🔗 18:11 TehAmelie: think of the positives, you save all the life you'd have used on pumping the Putrid Leech
🔗 18:11 Countzeroor: How would you chip a Magic card?
🔗 18:11 drfox17: I don't magic, but I'm here for fun!
🔗 18:11 NexusVoxx: ooo an actual opposition list
🔗 18:12B1ndas: nelson simic opposition lol
🔗 18:12 Countzeroor: Put an RFID sticker on the back of the card?
🔗 18:12 TehAmelie: oh, it's still in play, never mind
🔗 18:12 drfox17: mmmm beef stir fry
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
🔗 18:12 LupusNoctis: RFID in the sleeves?
🔗 18:12 dialMforMara: @nexusvoxx what is Opposition?
🔗 18:12 phorrestgaze: the key was broken into 4 parts which will be taken home by the victor of tonight's activities... and then they've got to try to put it back together.
🔗 18:12 dialMforMara: I’m amused by the name “medium red”
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 18:12 thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've missed Alex!!!
🔗 18:12 RomanGoro: medium red sounds like how you should make a steak
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
🔗 18:13 phorrestgaze: is Alex singing the Johnny cash one and Cam doing NIN?
🔗 18:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: if i were to just see the card Bitterblossom by itself, I wouldn't realize how good it is
🔗 18:13 dialMforMara: !card simic opposition
🔗 18:13 LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
🔗 18:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still can' get over that
🔗 18:13 dialMforMara: Guess I’ll find out next round
🔗 18:13 thenb44: !card opposition
🔗 18:13 LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
🔗 18:13 Loonatic93: Just got here. Who is table friend?
🔗 18:13 TehAmelie: it is his now. Johnny didn't change a word but he had 50 years on Trent and that made the difference
🔗 18:13 SuperGiraffe: I love Cams basic choices
🔗 18:13 thenb44: ben wheeler from north 100 @Loonatic93
🔗 18:13playmaster500 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. playmaster500 subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 18:13 playmaster500: 16 mouth with magical cards can't wait to play allegiance tommorow going gruul
🔗 18:13 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:13 LupusNoctis: Full Art FTW
🔗 18:13 dialMforMara: Cool
🔗 18:13 Loonatic93: @thenb Thanks!
🔗 18:14 LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
🔗 18:14 drfox17: LRR chat, opinion: You can emulate Simic Slaw with Ceviche
🔗 18:14 LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 18:14 jonasjonIV: doesn't his other creature trigger?
🔗 18:14 DaMullet14: tablefriend's tracking it
🔗 18:14bl1ghtn1n6: @LoadingReadyRun zulaport trigger
🔗 18:14 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Zulaport triggers?
🔗 18:14 thalanir: zulaport trigger?
🔗 18:14 LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
🔗 18:14 Statist42: cutthroat trigger?
🔗 18:14strifeheart_ just subscribed with Twitch Prime. strifeheart_ subscribed for 20 months in a row!
🔗 18:14 strifeheart_: surely this won't be weird whiplash before the prerelease tonight (love you guys!)
🔗 18:14 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:14 TehAmelie: i understand Trent actually tried to cover Johnny Cash's cover which has to be considered an act of desperation
🔗 18:14 DarklordStratos: Cam, that show is much better than "fine"
🔗 18:14maelstrom197: Ben, I had a eureka moment the other day: are you the judge Ben from the Friday Nights pre-release video from like five years ago?
🔗 18:14B1ndas: Triggers!!!!
🔗 18:14 LupusNoctis: 3 goblins for the price of one!
🔗 18:14 wicker_knight:
@drfox17 Not entirely wrong, but am leaning towards being insulted on behalf or ceviche 
🔗 18:14 dialMforMara: Firefly: not actually worth it now that The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet exists
🔗 18:14 tams92: They have gotten all triggers for cutthroat
🔗 18:15 LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 18:15 LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
🔗 18:15SydPreviouslyHeadache: the best sword?
🔗 18:15 NathanJay_GA: Ben's doing a lot of work there
🔗 18:15 NexusVoxx: teferi rogue
🔗 18:15 phorrestgaze: double income no kids?
🔗 18:15 drfox17: @wicker_knight I just figured that, of all seafood dishes, it's the one that makes people go "What's in that !?"
🔗 18:15 LupusNoctis: gotta watch out for the DINCs
🔗 18:15 drfox17: I agree that ceviche is much better
🔗 18:15 wicker_knight: @drfox17 that and cioppino are probably the best choices
🔗 18:16 drfox17: :: looking up cioppino ::
🔗 18:16SydPreviouslyHeadache: the world needs more bees
🔗 18:16 TheOtherTrevor: Just put Nicholas Cage in Magic and the bees will follow
🔗 18:16 LRRbot: Bontu the Glorified [2B] | Legendary Creature — God [4/6] | Menace, indestructible / Bontu the Glorified can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
🔗 18:16 NathanJay_GA: I plan on running for MP on a pro-bee platform. Bees for all!
🔗 18:16 tams92: manifesting battlefield forge is actually hurting cam real bad
🔗 18:16SydPreviouslyHeadache: not the best god, but Bontu fucks
🔗 18:16 RealGamerCow: Bontoons the Glorified
🔗 18:16 hoktauri: Bontu, definitely not good
🔗 18:16 TehAmelie: i'd watch a movie about bees overthrowing society
🔗 18:16 wicker_knight: @drfox17 it's basically "seafood leftovers the soup"
🔗 18:16 Skudd: Bontu is my favorite Amonkhet god
🔗 18:16NazakYuzak: bontu is best girl
🔗 18:16 drfox17: @wicker_knight I would agree, but i assumed that A, you want it cold, as a slaw, and B, you want green & blue in it
🔗 18:17 wicker_knight: touche
🔗 18:17Bentlemerz: Is amulet titan Moderns Nic Fit then?
🔗 18:17 thenb44: bontu was a traitor
🔗 18:17 tams92: Bontu is a traitor and got what she deserved on Amonkhet
🔗 18:17 TehAmelie: you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
🔗 18:17 hoktauri: the Old Spice Red Zone?
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
🔗 18:17maelstrom197: @tehamelie *aggressively rolls eyes*
🔗 18:17 drfox17: admittedly, the blue is easiest with blue corn chips
🔗 18:17B1ndas: good ol 1 Mana planeswalker
🔗 18:17SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's funny, that was in Vorthos. I guess Hazoret is the only god alive on Amonkhet?
🔗 18:17 LupusNoctis: oof them Faerie smashings
🔗 18:18 thenb44: is alex wearing a QWERPLINE shirt?!!?
🔗 18:18 drfox17: I might try making a dish of it this summer, and I'll post it in the LRR Food Discord
🔗 18:18riordand: Hello friends, am I late?
🔗 18:18 NexusVoxx: bird-state
🔗 18:18 JeracotIII:
beauty is in the eye of the Beej Holder
🔗 18:18 I_Am_Clockwork: Kurt Burd Sterd, PI
🔗 18:18 TehAmelie: ehrmegehrd, behrdsteht
🔗 18:19riordand: Curled Birb State?
🔗 18:19 tribbletribal: I wonder if Cam's put any new RNA cards in his aristocrats deck
🔗 18:19 I_Am_Clockwork: of the West Coast Burd-Sterds
🔗 18:19 thenb44: none of them have rna cards
🔗 18:19 tams92: @tribbletribal Nobody is running RNA cards
🔗 18:19 Juliamon: RNA cards aren't allowed to be played yet
🔗 18:19riordand: Bold attack
🔗 18:19DerpAttackGo:
@LoadingReadyRun hello players and chat
🔗 18:19 NexusVoxx: men ass
🔗 18:19dylanbbb: Has menace
🔗 18:20gsjbuffalo: !players
🔗 18:20 LRRbot: Our PPR players today are Graham, Kathleen, Cameron, Adam, Erin Campbell, Shivam Bhatt, Marshall Sutcliffe, and Gavin Verhey!
🔗 18:20 phorrestgaze: uuuh
🔗 18:20 LupusNoctis: bot out of date!
🔗 18:20 Blasteg: Alex's board state looos better? I know nothing about this format
🔗 18:20 NexusVoxx: @gsjbuffalo Ben Wheeler and Nelly
🔗 18:20 drfox17: @wicker_knight Man, this cioppino recipe looks good, it's got lots of stuff I like
🔗 18:20 Juliamon: !decklist
🔗 18:20 thalanir: uuuh huh
🔗 18:20 NathanJay_GA: that aint right
🔗 18:20DerpAttackGo: uhh indeed
🔗 18:20 Juliamon: Decklist is updated, Players isn't
🔗 18:20 LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
🔗 18:20felixphew: Which one of them is Erin and which is Marshall?
🔗 18:20 Juliamon: We'll get on it
🔗 18:20 wicker_knight:
@drfox17 cioppino is awesome. In fairness, so is ceviche
🔗 18:20 LRRbot: Mogis's Marauder [2B] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | When Mogis's Marauder enters the battlefield, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black.
🔗 18:20felixphew: I see no cards with the word dredge on them
🔗 18:20 TehAmelie: bitterblossom is such a black card
🔗 18:20 tams92: I forgot he had that card in his hand
🔗 18:21 hoktauri: Cam is the most Marshall like I'd say
🔗 18:21 phorrestgaze: oh man if cam takes this
🔗 18:21 BillTheCat: trigger trigger trigger can't you see sometimes your looks just hypnotize me...
🔗 18:21 phorrestgaze: 1 blocker's not enough
🔗 18:21 TehAmelie: are we playing with Chess rules?
🔗 18:21drthmik: <message deleted>rooREE HUUURK
🔗 18:21 drfox17: wait, do chess rules apply to magic?
🔗 18:21riordand: Don't do it
🔗 18:21 Juliamon: !players
🔗 18:21 LRRbot: Our Canlander players today are Alex, Ben W, Nelson, and Cameron.
🔗 18:21jarjaross: Hey tech did you know you were streaming “behind the scenes”?
🔗 18:21dylanbbb: If Cam can kill something he wins
🔗 18:21thraximore: Menace?
🔗 18:21 Akaiatana: BontUwU what's this
🔗 18:21dylanbbb: Can't block Bontu
🔗 18:21 aesir_blade: links, zwo, links, zwo
🔗 18:21jarjaross: I’m pretty sure this is magic
🔗 18:21 drfox17:
, does chess rules apply?
🔗 18:22 LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 18:22Thegreathugs: worst attack ever
🔗 18:22 DigitalSeahorse:
W
🔗 18:22 TehAmelie: actually, judges, can you keep your finger on an instant?
🔗 18:22pplckle: I did it, i made it to a live magic stream!
🔗 18:22 LupusNoctis: hooray!
🔗 18:22Dr_fragenstien: math is for blockers, alex was the attacker. checks out
🔗 18:22 DigitalSeahorse: who has time for MATHS in games
🔗 18:22Rogtilop: The punish
🔗 18:23sekunder: literally only frank karsten, because he has time for math at all times
🔗 18:23 Blasteg: bolt! bolt! bolt!
🔗 18:23B1ndas: math is for blockers
🔗 18:23drthmik: <message deleted>rooISee IS THIS MATH? rooThink
🔗 18:23 LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
🔗 18:23dylanbbb: Thats game
🔗 18:23Gelfolius: what is this amazing mess i’ve walked into?
🔗 18:23NihilismRacoon: Alex plays sloppy as hell
🔗 18:23dylanbbb: Alex forgetting about menace
🔗 18:23 Jorge4hg: menache
🔗 18:23SamanthaVess: Go to cheat step
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🔗 18:23 Eipewassam: Year and a half? i dig it!!!
🔗 18:23 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:23riordand: Could have just said "crack fetch for basic, play creature and sac it to kill you", but I like the BM
🔗 18:23 Blasteg: wait who won?
🔗 18:23Willbrannon: Savage punts
🔗 18:24 mtgdabest: Let's not add another Alex to the DCI banlist
🔗 18:24blip2004: alex needed 2 creatures to block
🔗 18:24 TehAmelie: i do like how you both ended up at 2 life
🔗 18:24dylanbbb: Alex should have went all in or left 2 blockers
🔗 18:24 ArcOfTheConclave: @riordand He didn't know there was a plaines
🔗 18:24 NathanJay_GA: Alright, that seemed like a good game. Surprised it went that quickly
🔗 18:24jarjaross: Wait never mind its just a tag… why is this tagged behind the scenes?
🔗 18:24B1ndas: Chat Knows All
🔗 18:24 Akaiatana: Bitterblossom is Fairy Furlough
🔗 18:24 LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
🔗 18:25dylanbbb: If he had went all in Cam couldn't have gotten the plains
🔗 18:25 NexusVoxx: reading the chat explains th... wait no it doesnt
🔗 18:25 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: We are, it's true
🔗 18:25 phorrestgaze: Chat knows all:Chat knows nothing
🔗 18:25 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Chat is always wrong.
🔗 18:25 DoodlestheGreat: All I remind people of is to make sure they stay hydrated.
🔗 18:25 VelvetFalcon: Chat is always.
🔗 18:25 ritchards: poker face
🔗 18:25drthmik: <message deleted>Reading the Chat reminds the Chat rooISee
🔗 18:25 TehAmelie: remember Vampires in Shandalar whoäd tend to "reward" you for beating them by keeping your life total the same for you next match?
🔗 18:25thegatherers: all i do is over pay for cards
🔗 18:25 NexusVoxx: *serge shaking head emote*
🔗 18:25 GoblinRanger: ouch
🔗 18:25 TehAmelie: *who'd
🔗 18:25riordand: @ArcOfTheConclave Yeah, that's fair, but doing the whole ritual even after getting the plains was... uncalled for
🔗 18:26icetor7: <message deleted>!punt
🔗 18:26drthmik: <message deleted>!punt
🔗 18:26 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
🔗 18:26NazakYuzak:
🔗 18:26raicune: <message deleted>!punt
🔗 18:26Dr_fragenstien: trying to find any wisdom in chat is like trying to find a needle in the haystack. There might be someone who is right, but there's an infinite number of monkeys also banging their fists against their keyboards
🔗 18:26 Jorge4hg:
mods
🔗 18:26ahanta_: Stupid question but they are playing EDH 1v1 ?Can someone elaborate pls
🔗 18:26 Juliamon: The punt purges are all LRRbot, lol
🔗 18:26bradlby: activated the ol trap card
🔗 18:26 thalanir:
🔗 18:26dylanbbb: They are playing Canadian Highlander
🔗 18:26thraximore: 100 card singleton
🔗 18:26 I_Am_Clockwork:
lrrBot
🔗 18:26 thenb44: !highlander
🔗 18:26 silvalunae: @Dr_fragenstien but if you get enough monkeys, don't they write shakespear eventually?
🔗 18:26dylanbbb: 100 card singleton
🔗 18:27 TheOtherTrevor: punting in chat, thats a punt
🔗 18:27drthmik:
🔗 18:27MuffinsOnAHill: <punt deleted>
🔗 18:27TonyStark1986: Azorius is the one true guild!
🔗 18:27 NexusVoxx: @ahanta_ canadian highlander. 100 card cingleton vintage, basically
🔗 18:27 TehAmelie: !advice
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Hit it with the brick.
🔗 18:27 DigitalSeahorse: I love the tentacles tattoo!
🔗 18:27 hoktauri: I love p*** getting auto deleted, thank you Paul
🔗 18:27pplckle: viewing page this at 160p is an experience
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Quote #4008: "They need to invent a reversible needle that's pokey on both--wait no that's a terrible idea" —Paul [2017-02-09]
🔗 18:27 thenb44: @ahanta_ see what i just posted
🔗 18:27 thegatherers: field goal
🔗 18:27B1ndas: !badadvice
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Punch the axe.
🔗 18:27 DarklordStratos: !quote
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Quote #106: "Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again." —Cameron [2015-04-09]
🔗 18:27ksurugger1: !notpunt
🔗 18:27 LupusNoctis: Cam cannae believe he won a game!
🔗 18:27 thalanir:
🔗 18:27chickenace11: That is me cam whenever I win
🔗 18:27 Camail: cam in new territory here
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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🔗 18:27ahanta_: THanks guys , i will check out the links !
🔗 18:27 Jorge4hg: but what if alex
🔗 18:27dylanbbb: Cam forgets Bantu went ham for him
🔗 18:27Dr_fragenstien: @silvalunae yes, but how do you find shakespear among an infinite number of feces and ink stained piles of paper?
🔗 18:27SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
🔗 18:28 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Yo Baron I can dig it!
🔗 18:28 TehAmelie: put Higjlander Alex in Smash you cowards
🔗 18:28 LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
🔗 18:28 silvalunae: @Dr_fragenstien very carefully. . . and with gloves
🔗 18:28 I_Am_Clockwork: Socialist Scooby is best friends with Gritty i feel
🔗 18:28 LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
🔗 18:28Scar_Red_Tiger: Pelt Collector looks like The Highlander.
🔗 18:28 Reecer6: Oh, I've heard this.
🔗 18:28 LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
🔗 18:28 thenb44: thats a fancy bob
🔗 18:28 GoblinRanger: bright confidant
🔗 18:28ksurugger1: Is it just me or are cards showing in lrrbot before they are on stream?
🔗 18:29dylanbbb: Now time to die to Dark Confidant
🔗 18:29 LupusNoctis:
Judge foil Bob? swing dat valuation around!
🔗 18:29 MalBeam: that boy ain't right
🔗 18:29SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's beardless Stark Confidant. Grahamness at any cost
🔗 18:29Dirt_Gopher: The best Bob
🔗 18:29 DigitalSeahorse:
Blooming Marsh seems like a place where you'd find BLOOM SQUIRREL
🔗 18:29trilemma85: RUT ROH!
🔗 18:29Willbrannon: No duals but shiny bob makes up for it
🔗 18:29 TehAmelie: wow, that's even more cruel than Greed
🔗 18:29bradlby: THE JUICE
🔗 18:29felixphew: Greatness at any cost includes blindness, apparently
🔗 18:29 thenb44: the JUICE
🔗 18:29 thegatherers: those were someones last words
🔗 18:29 LRRbot: Dreg Mangler [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Haste / Scavenge {3}{B}{G}
🔗 18:29 TehAmelie: !card greed
🔗 18:29 LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
🔗 18:29lettuce_lad: RUH ROH
🔗 18:29riordand: Juice 'em
🔗 18:29pplckle: cameron with the tumblr memes
🔗 18:29Nemowoodbine: Cam tells that story a lot.
🔗 18:29SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
🔗 18:29 tams92: That went from zero to truck real fast
🔗 18:29SpookySpaghooti: Hey all!
🔗 18:30 ritchards: never drink
🔗 18:30 NathanJay_GA: this game may be over early
🔗 18:30thraximore: hahahaha
🔗 18:30 phorrestgaze: oof
🔗 18:30 voslan: Thats an amazing Droppy
🔗 18:30 LRRbot: Distended Mindbender [8] | Creature — Eldrazi Insect [5/5] | Emerge {5}{B}{B} / When you cast this spell, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose from it a nonland card with converted mana cost 3 or less and a card with converted mana cost 4 or greater. That player discards those cards.
🔗 18:30 tams92: Gamethree?
🔗 18:30 thalanir:
🔗 18:30 eye_h_bar: Bodied
🔗 18:30 underhill33: no the face bob!
🔗 18:30 I_Am_Clockwork: oooohnoooooo
🔗 18:30OleanderWhispers: distendo m'bendo strikes again
🔗 18:30chickenace11: got bite you in but cam
🔗 18:30 control_rig: The biggest oof
🔗 18:30B1ndas: Sent to the shadow realm
🔗 18:30SamanthaVess: Don't take 8!
🔗 18:30 TheOtherTrevor: barf
🔗 18:30 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Whammies
🔗 18:30SydPreviouslyHeadache: that kills the Cam
🔗 18:30 Fletcherizer: ouch
🔗 18:30Dr_fragenstien:
🔗 18:30DerpAttackGo: !price Dark conf
🔗 18:30 thenb44: more like DOMEstalker
🔗 18:30bradlby: is this good if so why
🔗 18:30 JerecoPlays: By God!
🔗 18:30 I_Am_Clockwork: oops whoops
🔗 18:30 MrTulip: to the land of wind and shadow
🔗 18:30 NexusVoxx: more like DOMestalker
🔗 18:30 thegatherers: game!
🔗 18:30MuffinsOnAHill: AT ANY COST!!
🔗 18:30 lord0rcus: That's a clip!
🔗 18:30WubGhost: OH NOOOOOOO
🔗 18:30 SuperGiraffe: oofa doofa
🔗 18:30 Aarek: that man died
🔗 18:30 Aingidh: Oof ouch owie ow
🔗 18:30drthmik:
I missed it
🔗 18:30 silvalunae: wait, what just happened i'm confused
🔗 18:30 lowlevelhermit: oh nooooo
🔗 18:30Dr_fragenstien: your deck just kicked you in the nads!
🔗 18:30 eye_h_bar: To the Shadow Realm!
🔗 18:30dylanbbb: The Dark Confidant will always kill you
🔗 18:30 control_rig: To the shadow realm
🔗 18:30 TehAmelie:
🔗 18:30B1ndas: uwu whats this?
🔗 18:30 tams92: "Bob, what you got for me?" *bob drops a truck on cam's face*
🔗 18:30SnivianMoon: That man had a family!
🔗 18:30SydPreviouslyHeadache: Onto game three
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🔗 18:30 I_Am_Clockwork: Cameron has been sent to the realm of wind and ghosts
🔗 18:30SirZapdos: More like Domestalker
🔗 18:30 NathanJay_GA: We just watched a man die
🔗 18:30 wicker_knight:
uuuuhhhhhhh....one more?
🔗 18:30carsonthekid: deck lists
🔗 18:30sekunder:
bobby take it back i dont want it
🔗 18:30Willbrannon: To the shadow realm
🔗 18:30 lowlevelhermit: it's neo tombstalker
🔗 18:30 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Alex may need a bucket or a liedown
🔗 18:30 Evochron13: *kirby death noise*
🔗 18:30RendezVoodoo: game 3 good times
🔗 18:30TwilitLugia: What just happened?
🔗 18:30 Fletcherizer: with god as my witness that man has been snapped in half
🔗 18:30 Juliamon: Yall better be clipping that
🔗 18:30 sawbladetornado: Bobby, what you got for me?! Couuuuuuuuuuuuuugh...take...8...
🔗 18:30TimmyTidalWave: Ouch
🔗 18:30 thalanir:
🔗 18:30SpookySpaghooti: How long has the stream been going for?
🔗 18:30 DoodlestheGreat:
🔗 18:30 Statist42:
🔗 18:30 Reecer6: someone explain why this was bad, i'm dumb
🔗 18:30 Skudd: Well then. I guess I saw somebody actually die today.
🔗 18:30 thegatherers: bah gawd, thats the mindbenders music
🔗 18:30 LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
🔗 18:30Willbrannon: tap tap concede
🔗 18:30 Juliamon: !uptime
🔗 18:30 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:17.
🔗 18:30 TimWinGame: at any cost
🔗 18:30 I_Am_Clockwork: thats going on the POWERFUL MAGIC playlist, right?
🔗 18:30chickenace11: Bob steps out of the way while cam get's hit by a truck
🔗 18:31 ritchards: !clips
🔗 18:31TwilitLugia: What happened?
🔗 18:31 Blasteg: can someone explain that sequence?
🔗 18:31trilemma85: Yeah, that seems worth.
🔗 18:31 MalBeam:
well i can trade with the dryad militant or i can draw an extra card 
🔗 18:31 RomanGoro: !card dark confidant
🔗 18:31 LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
🔗 18:31 NexusVoxx: @Reecer6 Dark Confidant reveals a card off the top, you put it in your hand and lose life equal to the CMC. cam just took 8.
🔗 18:31 thenb44: !card dark confidant
🔗 18:31 LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
🔗 18:31sekunder: "thanks, i 8 it"
🔗 18:31riordand: "Uh, you did say at any cost"
🔗 18:31 DaMullet14: Blasteg: Dark Confidant costs you life equal to the cost of the flipped card, that card costs 8
🔗 18:31 TheOtherTrevor: at least it wasn't the emrakul that he inexplicably put in the deck
🔗 18:31 thegatherers: @Blasteg he takes damage equal to how much that spell costs, it was 8
🔗 18:31SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do not like Magic Bobs
🔗 18:31FireTigerGinger:
🔗 18:31 tams92: So Bob let's you put the top card of your deck into your hand, but you lose life equal to its CMC. Cam revealed a card with CMC 8
🔗 18:31Werewalrus99: bob just choke slammed you
🔗 18:31 BlueMagnusStormCrow: I mean people used to play blightsteel and bob in the same deck. Greatness at any cost.
🔗 18:31 NathanJay_GA: you can do it, Cam!
🔗 18:31 Reecer6: @NexusVoxx ooh, thank you. my belated reaction: OOOOOOOOOOHH
🔗 18:31 silvalunae: @DaMullet14 thank you
🔗 18:31lettuce_lad: Let's go Cam!!!!
🔗 18:32 ritchards: Why is Dark Confidendant called Bob?
🔗 18:32 Loonatic93: So, would Winnie T. Pooh play Gruul or Selesnya?
🔗 18:32 ArcOfTheConclave: at ANY cost!
🔗 18:32 NexusVoxx: @ritchards it's a card designed by a pro player, Bob Maher
🔗 18:32 tams92: That was about as unlucky as my opponent blowing up my six creatures with the new Rakdos on arena
🔗 18:32bradlby: it was Bob Maher's invitational card
🔗 18:32drthmik:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH 
BOB!
🔗 18:32chickenace11: it's was modeled after a guy named Bob
🔗 18:32 thalanir:
🔗 18:32 TehAmelie: Dark Confidant is almost like Contract from Below in the completely unhinged power of it but also so, so bad for you
🔗 18:32 Jorge4hg: poor ben
🔗 18:32 DaMullet14: ritchards: It was designed by Bob Maher, who won the magic invitational in 200something, the prize of the invitational being to design a magic card
🔗 18:32Zmpowell: did we clicp that?
🔗 18:32riordand: You deserve it *clap clap clapclapclap*
🔗 18:32 BlameBlair: Oh nooooo
🔗 18:32chickenace11: and it looks like Bob from acounting
🔗 18:32 NexusVoxx: any price, wheeler
🔗 18:33SamanthaVess: The confidant's machinations not so subtle.
🔗 18:33 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Soooooo best of four?
🔗 18:33chickenace11: Here's your invoice suckers
🔗 18:33SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh shit. that killed me
🔗 18:33Aerodozz: New to Canada, lets see what Canadian Highlander is about :CA:
🔗 18:33SydPreviouslyHeadache: 15 and 10. holy shit
🔗 18:33 DaMullet14: chickenace11: Bob Maher now works for a major games distribution company, so you're not far off
🔗 18:33 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 18:33 NexusVoxx: !canlander
🔗 18:33SydPreviouslyHeadache: I want to play g/b now with that pirate 3/2 bob and Ghalta now
🔗 18:33 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 18:33SydPreviouslyHeadache: with sole intention of losing to it
🔗 18:34felixphew:
High tide isn't playable in auslander and that makes me sad
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🔗 18:34 dutchmoose: luv u guize
🔗 18:34 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:34 DaMullet14: I flipped Colossus of Akros off of Pain Seer once in Theros limited, good times
🔗 18:34 NexusVoxx: !card hide//seek
🔗 18:34 LRRbot: Hide // Seek | Hide [RW] | Instant | Put target artifact or enchantment on the bottom of its owner's library. // Seek [WB] | Instant | Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost. Then that player shuffles their library.
🔗 18:34 TheOtherTrevor: boom bust ?
🔗 18:34chickenace11: Foil bob sounds like he should be working in a very different profession
🔗 18:34 TehAmelie: funny, i'm drinking that exact same can Alex is
🔗 18:35DerpAttackGo: !card boom//bust
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Boom // Bust | Boom [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land you control and target land you don't control. // Bust [5R] | Sorcery | Destroy all lands.
🔗 18:35 DigitalSeahorse realizes Alex has sideburns now
🔗 18:35 Akaiatana: Cameron is down with the sixness
🔗 18:35felixphew: !card rise//fall
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Rise // Fall | Rise [UB] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from a graveyard and target creature on the battlefield to their owners' hands. // Fall [BR] | Sorcery | Target player reveals two cards at random from their hand, then discards each nonland card revealed this way.
🔗 18:35 DaMullet14: TehAmelie: I hope you're not backwashing
🔗 18:35 NexusVoxx: !card progenitus
🔗 18:35 Akaiatana: !Card Ben Wheeler is wrong
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
🔗 18:35riordand: Flipping Discovery // Dispersal off of Ruin Raider must be sweet
🔗 18:35 NexusVoxx: i got culled
🔗 18:35felixphew: !card progenitus
🔗 18:35Zmpowell: !card progenitous
🔗 18:35 kaladinar:
🔗 18:35 MrPhlip: !card progenit
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Did you mean: Keeper of Progenitus; Progenitor Mimic; Relic of Progenitus; Progenitus
🔗 18:35 NexusVoxx: its replacement
🔗 18:35 MrPhlip: !card progenitus
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Progenitus [WWUUBBRRGG] | Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar [10/10] | Protection from everything / If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
🔗 18:35DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun yes its a replacement effect
🔗 18:36 MrPhlip: (secret tech: mods are exempt to the rate limit)
🔗 18:3613 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined
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🔗 18:36 wicker_knight: aaahhhh Warcraft Raid
🔗 18:36 NathanJay_GA: oh hey!
🔗 18:36 TehAmelie: that las tability is just to keep it from being reanimated isn't ut
🔗 18:36SydPreviouslyHeadache: electrodominance for x=10 put that into play
🔗 18:36 Reecer6: *audible eye roll, get-a-load-of-this-guy hand motions*
🔗 18:36 sugarsh0t:
yoooooo 
🔗 18:36 NexusVoxx: julie hype
🔗 18:36 TehAmelie: hey Julie
🔗 18:36DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun well ben is wrong it does touch the yard,,,before it gets shuffled back in
🔗 18:36 Spacecarl:
🔗 18:36SydPreviouslyHeadache:
🔗 18:36 TehAmelie: and the. . .jewels?
🔗 18:37 DaMullet14: TehAmelie: Yep. They put that kind of ability on all kinds of fatties for a while and then realised the problem was 2 mana reanimation spells
🔗 18:37 NexusVoxx: @DerpAttackGo no, replacement effect.
🔗 18:37bl1ghtn1n6: @DerpAttackGo wrong, it's a replacement effect
🔗 18:37Dr_fragenstien: the only thing worse than 4 is no lands
🔗 18:37 Fugi: Alex confirmed to have a card
🔗 18:37dylanbbb: It is a replacement effect
🔗 18:37 DaMullet14: TehAmelie: That's why Griselbrand /doesn't/ have one and why it is now the scourge of legacy
🔗 18:37 sugarsh0t: @Fugi wow spoilers
🔗 18:37 Xafty: @DerpAttackGo "if it wuld, instead" means it doesnt do the thing it would
🔗 18:37Willbrannon: !card Ruin raider
🔗 18:37 LRRbot: Ruin Raider [2B] | Creature — Orc Pirate [3/2] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked with a creature this turn, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to the card's converted mana cost.
🔗 18:37 LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 18:37 Reecer6: was hoping his library was just empty. it's a new tactic, incredible curve.
🔗 18:37SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ruin Raiders! that's the bob that killed me
🔗 18:37 LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 18:37Wonderdoc: Yeah Progenitus cant be placed in the graveyard
🔗 18:38thraximore: !card Dread
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Dread [3BBB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [6/6] | Fear / Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it. / When Dread is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
🔗 18:38SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judge! that's a realaly good card
🔗 18:38riordand: Is Alex playing Tombstalker?
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 18:38Aerodozz: Does the card reader now have all vintage cards in it?
🔗 18:38 DaMullet14: Wonderdoc: There's actually a very complicated interaction that can cause it to be in one
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
🔗 18:38 NexusVoxx: @Aerodozz just the decklists submitted.
🔗 18:38thraximore: How does Dread work with Undying?
🔗 18:38Aerodozz: @NexusVoxx gotcha
🔗 18:38Aerodozz:
🔗 18:38felixphew: !card Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from colored spells, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
🔗 18:39 TehAmelie: i imagine everyone has just shown their decks to Paul and he's preloaded them in the card reader
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
🔗 18:39 NexusVoxx: @thraximore two triggers, you can choose the order. one happens the other fizzles.
🔗 18:39bl1ghtn1n6: @thraximore if you give it undying, i believe you get to choose the triggers
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:39 PM
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
🔗 18:39 Juliamon: TehAmelie That's correct
🔗 18:39felixphew: !card Nexus of Fate
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Nexus of Fate [5UU] | Instant | Take an extra turn after this one. / If Nexus of Fate would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Nexus of Fate and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
🔗 18:39kishachu_: !stream
🔗 18:39dylanbbb: You stack the triggered abilities @thraximore So you get to decide which happens
🔗 18:39 Dwinick: Cam should be at 20 again?
🔗 18:39 LupusNoctis: how many points are the Duals?
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
🔗 18:39 DaMullet14: Wonderdoc: It requires using Chromatic Sphere's mana ability, which draws a card, to activate the mana ability of Bog Witch
🔗 18:39SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nexus of Fate is one of my most hated cards
🔗 18:39 Loonatic93:
Hey wait!!!!!! Cam can't have Flooded Strand! It's not in his color identity!
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
🔗 18:39bradlby: nexus of fate is basically progenitus, yeah
🔗 18:39BatfishGuy: can someone explain to me what Canadian highlander is
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
🔗 18:39dylanbbb: 100 card singleton
🔗 18:39Wonderdoc: @dwinick took a pung from sulf spring to cast helix
🔗 18:40bl1ghtn1n6: @Loonatic93 but it is...even by color identity standards
🔗 18:40 NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 i see you're joking, but the joke doesnt even work in commander
🔗 18:40 Dwinick:
ah gotcha, missed that thanks everyone
🔗 18:40 LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature — Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
🔗 18:40 BlameBlair: Cube constructed xD
🔗 18:40 Juliamon: !canlander
🔗 18:40not_who_you_think17 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. not_who_you_think17 subscribed for 23 months in a row!
🔗 18:40 not_who_you_think17:
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🔗 18:40 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, not_who_you_think17! (Today's storm count: 47)
🔗 18:40BatfishGuy: ooh so its commander without commander
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🔗 18:40 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Fumakotaro_! (Today's storm count: 48)
🔗 18:40 Juliamon: It's way more than "commander without commander"
🔗 18:40riordand: Cam's shuffler is broken
🔗 18:40kishachu_: !stream time
🔗 18:40 LRRbot: Relentless Dead [BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Menace / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, return it to its owner's hand. / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {X}. If you do, return another target Zombie creature card with converted mana cost X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
🔗 18:40 NexusVoxx: @BatfishGuy really start from vintage instead
🔗 18:40 Xafty: @BatfishGuy not a good explination
🔗 18:40 LupusNoctis:
Cube constructed? but but cube isn't constructed tt all!
🔗 18:41 Loonatic93: You are allowed to play off-color fetches in Commander (assuming that one of the colors is in his identity?) Learn something new...
🔗 18:41 CataclysmicReverb: !contract from below
🔗 18:41 RayFK: DOMINATED COMMANDER
🔗 18:41Dr_fragenstien: it's honesty closer to vintage than commander
🔗 18:41 Jorge4hg: cube constructed is such a good name
🔗 18:41 TheSoftestBunny: i love my big gay things
🔗 18:41 Diabore: !card kyanois
🔗 18:41 LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
🔗 18:41felixphew: !card of Meletis
🔗 18:41 LRRbot: Did you mean: Daxos of Meletis; Guardians of Meletis; Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
🔗 18:41 TheOtherTrevor: Werebear. That is my type of deck
🔗 18:41kristof162028: Hey Cam, Have u ever try Jund aristocrat in Highlander?
🔗 18:41 NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 the land is not coloured, and has no mana symbols. any fetch in any deck.
🔗 18:41 TheSoftestBunny: kings*
🔗 18:41felixphew: !card Kynaios
🔗 18:41 LRRbot: Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/8] | At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Each player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield, then each opponent who didn't draws a card.
🔗 18:41 LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
🔗 18:41 TehAmelie: LRR once hosted the finals of the Canadian Highlander league or whatsit. that was some intensely powerful Magic
🔗 18:41 DaMullet14: Loonatic93: You're allowed to play entirely off-color fetches in commander, but they won't have any targets
🔗 18:41frozenphoenix7: @loonatic93 Technically you could play any fetchland in your deck regardless of color identity of your Commander. just a matter of if it can find anything.
🔗 18:41 Xafty: @Loonatic93 there is nothing saying you cant play an off-color fetch that has no targets in your deck
🔗 18:41 Loonatic93: @NexusVoxx Very well! Thanks for the info!
🔗 18:42 LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
🔗 18:42 NexusVoxx: m'litus
🔗 18:42SydPreviouslyHeadache: Melty blood
🔗 18:42 LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie In fact, we are doing that again on Feb 2!
🔗 18:42 ArcOfTheConclave: Melon?
🔗 18:42 DigitalSeahorse:
my leetus!
🔗 18:42ichiryuu111: beep beep
🔗 18:42 MrPolyK: omg I love that scene in Clue
🔗 18:42 NexusVoxx: wow hateful
🔗 18:42 DoodlestheGreat: I have a Melitus coffee maker! >_<
🔗 18:43kristof162028: So What about Jund aristocrat instant of Mardu?
🔗 18:43 NathanJay_GA: damn, was hoping for more than that
🔗 18:43 hoktauri: I won't be happy until Recurring Nightmare is unbanned in commander
🔗 18:43SydPreviouslyHeadache: so. dreaming of Duress
🔗 18:43 TheOtherTrevor: Yeah, didn't you see the Opalescence in play
🔗 18:43ichiryuu111: isnt it a room of teeth?
🔗 18:43 lord0rcus: Well Spikes were a creature type from the block Recurring Nightmare came from.
🔗 18:43 TehAmelie: i just remembered, i had this dream where James was disappointed in me. it was horrible
🔗 18:44 Juliamon: That wasn't a dream TehAmelie
🔗 18:44 Juliamon:
🔗 18:44chickenace11: to have an even ten
🔗 18:44 TehAmelie:
🔗 18:44 Loonatic93: InMediaRed!
🔗 18:44 angryoptimist: If you break 8 swords, you *might* be Beowulf.
🔗 18:44 TheOtherTrevor: You needed the swords to make a wall of them
🔗 18:44 TheOtherTrevor: !card Wall of Swords
🔗 18:44 LRRbot: Wall of Swords [3W] | Creature — Wall [3/5] | Defender / Flying
🔗 18:44dylanbbb: non-winner... good way to say loser
🔗 18:44 Juliamon: Keep an eye on the ads for info about the Canlander championship stream!
🔗 18:44 Damp_Rice: wow, i'm literally building simic opposition as i'm watching the stream
🔗 18:45felixphew: !card Spike Soldier
🔗 18:45 LRRbot: Spike Soldier [2GG] | Creature — Spike Soldier [0/0] | Spike Soldier enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Spike Soldier gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
🔗 18:45 DarkMorford: Break time already? That was quick.
🔗 18:45felixphew: Was "Summon Spike"
🔗 18:45 TehAmelie: "second in a contest of two"
🔗 18:45 Lithobraker: does simic opposition have the lizard wizard?
🔗 18:45 NexusVoxx: not yet as it is not legal ye
🔗 18:45 NexusVoxx: but even then idk
🔗 18:45WhimsicalEmber: Newbie here. How exactly does canadian highlander work?
🔗 18:45 LupusNoctis: Lizard Wizard, best subtype
🔗 18:45 NexusVoxx: !canlander
🔗 18:45 TehAmelie: !card spike,
🔗 18:45 LRRbot: Found 31 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
🔗 18:46 TehAmelie: !card rules lawyer
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Rules Lawyer [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor [1/1] | State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard …
🔗 18:46BloodForTheCorelab: yes spikes are awsome
🔗 18:46 DarkMorford puts water on for tea
🔗 18:46 LupusNoctis: WhimsicalEmber: Start at Vintage, singleton, 100 card, respect a Points list.
🔗 18:47 Blasteg: !card spike, Tourament grinder
🔗 18:47 LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
🔗 18:47BloodForTheCorelab: we should organise a boycot until spikes are standard legal again!
🔗 18:47 LoadingReadyRun: as it says in that ad, Feb 2 is the Canlander 2018 championship. Now that will be some powerful magic
🔗 18:48 TehAmelie: will you guys be commnetating? cause Alex's and Serges commentary made that last stream for me
🔗 18:49carson189: What round are we on?
🔗 18:49 LoadingReadyRun: The canlander championship will be a little more "formal" magic stream. We will have commentators and no table friend. Also not REL:Axed
🔗 18:49 TehAmelie: not that i wouldn't be watching anyway
🔗 18:49 r10pez10: rel:axed best rel
🔗 18:49DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun who won the round?
🔗 18:49shimdogwastaken: !uptime
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:12.
🔗 18:49 Lithobraker: anyone else constantly missread mesmerizing benthid as mesmerizing behind? it even makes tokens with butts that tap out creatures!
🔗 18:50felixphew: huh, turns out expensive regexes crash scryfall
🔗 18:50 TehAmelie: to be fair, Mr Mesmer was a vague sumbitch
🔗 18:51 thenb44: had to step away who won game 3 of alex v cam?
🔗 18:51 NexusVoxx: thrilling scryfall queries
🔗 18:51 Blasteg: alex. I think
🔗 18:51 r10pez10: scryfall, how many eyes does glitterfang have
🔗 18:52 TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess 5
🔗 18:52 VerdaugaTiger: I still can't think about Scryfall without hearing the song Skyfall in my head.
🔗 18:52 Bobtheninjagoldfish:
one, it's right after the L.
🔗 18:52 DarkMorford has peppermint tea
🔗 18:53felixphew: 40 if it's symmetrical
🔗 18:54 NexusVoxx: 0, those are merely eyespots to frighten predators.
🔗 18:54 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @thenb44 Alex, Cam mulled to 5 and got land screwed.
🔗 18:54 TehAmelie: i can only see 10
🔗 18:54sirtractor: Just came in, how long we been on commercial break?
🔗 18:54 TheMandrew: Howdy friends
🔗 18:54 TehAmelie: but yeah, pseudoeyes is a thing
🔗 18:55 TheMandrew: How goes the paper fighting?
🔗 18:55 thenb44: @Bobtheninjagoldfish ah rip thanks
🔗 18:55 r10pez10: scryfall, who has the better collar, olivia voldaren or judith
🔗 18:55LegionLoyalist: Doggo in Basilisk Collar
🔗 18:55felixphew: I feel like for those sorts of questions you may as well ask April directly
🔗 18:55 VerdaugaTiger: So who here is going to the prerelease tonight/tomorrow (or already went in non NA places)
🔗 18:55sirtractor: AHHHHH
🔗 18:56 drfox17: hahahaha
🔗 18:56 DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 18:56 tipulsar85: Feeling loud there Nelson?
🔗 18:56 phorrestgaze: 1 money on the way.
🔗 18:56 drfox17: well played
🔗 18:56 RomanGoro: Nelly ripping off Ben's style with that shirt
🔗 18:56hug_master: I'm going 12am e
🔗 18:56 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 18:56SydPreviouslyHeadache: tendies are made by your mom
🔗 18:56LegionLoyalist: Size of chicken
🔗 18:56 Robot_Bones: tendies are longer
🔗 18:56 ThePerrBearr: tendies are superior
🔗 18:56StrawhatRyan: How do you not know the difference?!?
🔗 18:56VerdaugaTiger just subscribed with Twitch Prime. VerdaugaTiger subscribed for 3 months in a row!
🔗 18:56 VerdaugaTiger: *tiger noises* Have a fun prerelease anybody that's going.
🔗 18:56 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, VerdaugaTiger! (Today's storm count: 49)
🔗 18:56 BillTheCat: what @Robot_Bones said
🔗 18:56 Diabore: nuggs are ground chicken, tendies are strips of chicken
🔗 18:56TwilitLugia: tendies are long while nugs are round
🔗 18:56 xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: pffft i got louder
🔗 18:56 cheetoJack: I think I know of a louder shirt in the moonbase actually, its that jacket Beej seems to wear around it
🔗 18:56sirtractor: Tendies are far superior
🔗 18:56 LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
🔗 18:56 TheMandrew: I wish I could go to the prerelease. Currently confined to bed
🔗 18:56 tams92: Nugs are smaller and can be popped into your mouth one at a time. A tendie is longer and must be eaten in multiple bites.
🔗 18:56 Bobtheninjagoldfish: That is not louder than G's CBC shirt...
🔗 18:57Teslamat: Turn down for what
🔗 18:57 NexusVoxx: G aint in the moonbase, nelly checks out
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 18:57Ubiki: Have you seen graham’s CBC shirt
🔗 18:57 MilkInBag: I heard some great bob flips were had here
🔗 18:57 drfox17: @TheMandrew I hope you get better!
🔗 18:57 DarklordStratos: I can honestly say that I own an even louder shirt
🔗 18:57 Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I've been watching some old Friday Nights episodes. I was struck at how different Nelson looks back before he had his beard. Virtually unrecognizable.
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 18:57 CastleOtranto: Aren't the legal terms? Tenders must be made of tenderloins and nuggets are... mechanically separated meat?
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
🔗 18:57 Rockario: I feel like that's less of a "Club Banger" loud-shirt and more of a "Jimmy Buffet Yelling" loudd shirt
🔗 18:57 DigitalSeahorse:
an example of what you can do with a shirt that is white but gets blood stains on it
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
🔗 18:57 TheMandrew: Thanks @drfox17
🔗 18:57 r10pez10: uh hello
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
🔗 18:58 tipulsar85: Sanctum is a fast land Nelson.
🔗 18:58 VoidByAnyOtherName: the chicken question?
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: Scrying Sheets | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
🔗 18:58SydPreviouslyHeadache: I agree
🔗 18:58 r10pez10: alex lmao
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
🔗 18:58sirtractor: Interesting Skred Red deck
🔗 18:58MuffinsOnAHill: Best Blood Moon art imo.
🔗 18:58 NexusVoxx: supertype
🔗 18:58 ThePerrBearr: if burger king is anything to go by, when they changed out their chicken tenders for chicken nuggets, they went from being longer and skinnier to shorter and wider
🔗 18:58DerpAttackGo: !card caller of the claw
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When Caller of the Claw enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
🔗 18:58felixphew: bear bear bear bear!
🔗 18:58 VerdaugaTiger: Both tenders and nuggets have benefited from Robert C. Baker's research
🔗 18:58 drfox17:
@TheMandrew I am obligated to tell you I am not a Doctor, my advice should not be taken as that of a medical professional
🔗 18:58 Crashzxs: Nugs are ground chicken, like a crab cake, but chicken. tendies are cut peices, whole breast
🔗 18:58 TheOtherTrevor: scrying sheets is a non-basic snow mountain
🔗 18:58 TehAmelie: i recall this delicious conspiracy theory that KFC was not legally allowed to call their product "chicken" because it was made of this mutan clone thighs-and-wings chicken bits centipede
🔗 18:58 r10pez10: el sanguine luna
🔗 18:59 VoidByAnyOtherName: this is not just snow, this is super snow
🔗 18:59 NexusVoxx: same way legendary lands stay legendary
🔗 18:59 MilkInBag:
oh look, Bullshit Moon
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
🔗 18:59SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a beautiful mountain
🔗 18:59 TheMandrew: @drfox17 noted
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Tradewind Rider [3U] | Creature — Spirit [1/4] | Flying / {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
🔗 18:59 Loonatic93: @TehAmelie I remember that conspiracy!!!!! It was hilarious!
🔗 18:59sirtractor:
Legendary Mountain 
🔗 18:59 LupusNoctis: oh lord, LAND BOUNCE
🔗 18:59 Zuchen_0onetwenty: Blood moon is a jerk card for jerks. I take that phrase from Mel Li.
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 18:59 tams92: Blood Moon is perfectly fair and punishes greedy manabases
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Chandra, Pyromaster [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | +1: Chandra, Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. That creature can't block this turn. / 0: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. / −7: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Choose an instant or sorcery card exiled this way and copy it three times. You may c…
🔗 18:59 r10pez10: !card Conversion
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Conversion [2WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay {W}{W}. / All Mountains are Plains.
🔗 19:00 TehAmelie: !card lifetap
🔗 19:00 LRRbot: Lifetap [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever a Forest an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.
🔗 19:00 LRRbot: Caller of the Claw [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Flash / When Caller of the Claw enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each nontoken creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
🔗 19:00 NexusVoxx: !card wood elves
🔗 19:00 LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:01 tipulsar85: Too bad Scalding is a basic Mountain...
🔗 19:01kristof162028: Hey Alex have u ever try Jund aristocrat instand of Mardu aristocrat?
🔗 19:01 LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
🔗 19:01 TheOtherTrevor: Mishra's Mountain
🔗 19:01 MilkInBag: looks like autumn?
🔗 19:01 tipulsar85: Fall variant
🔗 19:01 TehAmelie: ah, Mishra's Factory. the best card in magic according to a friend of mine
🔗 19:02 LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
🔗 19:02 DigitalSeahorse: xD
🔗 19:02 NexusVoxx: maintaining the board state
🔗 19:03frozenphoenix7: What's the dude Nelson has in play?
🔗 19:03 NexusVoxx: tradewind rider
🔗 19:03 MilkInBag: it's more real estate
🔗 19:03 thenb44: !card tradewind rider
🔗 19:03 LRRbot: Tradewind Rider [3U] | Creature — Spirit [1/4] | Flying / {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
🔗 19:03frozenphoenix7: Thank you @NexusVoxx
🔗 19:03 LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
🔗 19:03 DigitalSeahorse: I concur and I'm an artist
🔗 19:03dialMforMara: which card is “little bit of horizon adds $100”?
🔗 19:03 thenb44: strip mine
🔗 19:03bradlby: strip mine
🔗 19:03 NexusVoxx: @dialMforMara one of the arts of Strip Mine
🔗 19:03 TehAmelie: "because you could play a deck of nothing but Mishra's Factories and it could win, every other card needs other cards as well"
🔗 19:03 LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
🔗 19:03DerpAttackGo: !card strip mine
🔗 19:03 LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
🔗 19:04 LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:04 MilkInBag: onslaught has great lands
🔗 19:04SydPreviouslyHeadache: Blood Moon Blood Sun Blood planets. Blood galaxy
🔗 19:04 NexusVoxx: would elves
🔗 19:04felixphew: remember Serge finding out how much the shiny paper is worth on his thoughtseize
🔗 19:04 TheOtherTrevor: The Strip Mines with different horizons do actually have different looking pits. The extra expensive one is the pit that doesn't look like the other 3
🔗 19:04BMaC_13: Who's the fourth player
🔗 19:04 Krokaar: shes alive
🔗 19:04 NexusVoxx: @BMaC_13 Cameron
🔗 19:04frozenphoenix7: Yes, she's alive.
🔗 19:04 tams92: She did the SDCC promos
🔗 19:04 MilkInBag: of course she is
🔗 19:04 BlueMagnusStormCrow: She's alive.
🔗 19:04 Krokaar: wizards didnt want her art for awhile for some reason
🔗 19:04 wicker_knight: she is teaching at a college I believe
🔗 19:04 LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
🔗 19:04Seanathon24: R I Possible?
🔗 19:04bastian964: Yes and isn't here name pronounce like gway?
🔗 19:04 r10pez10: !card Persecute Artist
🔗 19:04 LRRbot: Persecute Artist [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
🔗 19:04felixphew: !card Persecute Artist
🔗 19:04 LRRbot: Persecute Artist [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
🔗 19:05 TehAmelie: she's alive, she's just not what the Magic boffins want these days
🔗 19:05 Kalpho: Rest in Pajamas
🔗 19:05xDasterrx: didnt he forget?
🔗 19:05 Eywind: didn't ping last turn but should have yeah
🔗 19:05randomino5: Yeah she was
🔗 19:05 EJGRgunner: She did the basics in the Ixalan standard showdown packs
🔗 19:05xDasterrx: he forget to use her
🔗 19:05SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hold on, i need to check up on Aunt Euphamia
🔗 19:05MuffinsOnAHill: Don't put that out there in the world.
🔗 19:05 DigitalSeahorse:
yay for Alex being wrong in this specific situation!
🔗 19:05bastian964: You forgot to use Chandra
🔗 19:05 tehcrashxor: She was dead for several months, but then she was pulled out of the graveyard back into play.
🔗 19:05 Officinalis: WOTC doesn't want Rebecca Guay, but somehow greenlit the art for Kaya's Wrath. SMH.
🔗 19:05 Krokaar: I would KILL for her and seb mckillen to do some co-op work
🔗 19:06GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe you're tihnking of Wayne England, Alex?
🔗 19:06 NexusVoxx: mmm arcade gauntlet.
🔗 19:06 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Wizard needs food!
🔗 19:06bastian964: @Officinalis Its not that they don't want her. She's just so successful that she doesn't need to do those kind of commissions any more.
🔗 19:06 rogerivany: She has gotten mainstream attention now I think
🔗 19:06 Kalpho: Blue wizard is It
🔗 19:06 LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
🔗 19:06IanJacek: I definitely talked to them about capcom cabinets. they are all very expensive.
🔗 19:06 NexusVoxx: the best storm card
🔗 19:07 TheOtherTrevor: Storm Count 1
🔗 19:07 DigitalSeahorse: arrrrrrrrrrr
🔗 19:07frozenphoenix7: Capn Storm
🔗 19:07IanJacek: they do have simpsons coming
🔗 19:07SydPreviouslyHeadache: My second Favorite red pirate
🔗 19:07MuffinsOnAHill: Storm count YARR!
🔗 19:07 DigitalSeahorse: oi
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🔗 19:07Seanathon24: tivers=shiverred
🔗 19:07chickenace11: second best storm card ever
🔗 19:07 TehAmelie: i figured Wizards could pay for any artists they want, they just have a very specific art direction they want
🔗 19:07 DigitalSeahorse: I love after FX
🔗 19:08 DigitalSeahorse: when used sparingly
🔗 19:08 Radyin: !card crow storm
🔗 19:08 LRRbot: Crow Storm [2U] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. / Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
🔗 19:08 TheOtherTrevor: Storm Count 2
🔗 19:08 MilkInBag:
captain Allie Brosh
🔗 19:08 tams92: Treasure breathing, if you would
🔗 19:08SydPreviouslyHeadache: Side note: The only red pirate i like more than Lannery Storm is the 1R 1/3 first strike Menace. when she attacks create a legendary 2/1 creature token that's attacking with her, exile it at the end of the turn.
🔗 19:08 DrWreckage: It's when you sac a treasure, you don't have to sac the treasure for the ability
🔗 19:08 LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:08 tipulsar85: Prime Time!
🔗 19:08 NexusVoxx: prime evil titan
🔗 19:08SamanthaVess:
Get two mountains 
🔗 19:08 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 19:08 ArcOfTheConclave: @SydPreviouslyHeadache kari zev
🔗 19:08 BlueMagnusStormCrow: TOS!
🔗 19:09 TehAmelie: holding out for a hero♫
🔗 19:09 DigitalSeahorse: TOS
🔗 19:09chickenace11: is that on your real dating profile
🔗 19:09SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Zev, I couldn't remember that.
🔗 19:09agi_lily: !decklists
🔗 19:09MuffinsOnAHill: It's a Mountain Dryad now.
🔗 19:09bastian964: Color indicators are not abilities.
🔗 19:09 LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
🔗 19:09 DaMullet14: It is still green because that ability has been erattaed
🔗 19:09 NexusVoxx: its not an ability, its just the color indicator.
🔗 19:09bastian964: It maintains its color.
🔗 19:09 NexusVoxx: it is a creature
🔗 19:09 tehcrashxor: Go left!
🔗 19:09randomino5: Color identity is a CDA?
🔗 19:09 Phillammon: It's still green
🔗 19:09SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't know, I think it's a creature?
🔗 19:09 r10pez10: the rare green creature mountain
🔗 19:09LegionLoyalist: It becomes an Island in it's confusion
🔗 19:09 tipulsar85: Still Green.
🔗 19:09felixphew: the ability has been errata'd to a colour indicator
🔗 19:09 phorrestgaze: the game is forfeit immediately.
🔗 19:09 DoodlestheGreat: What happens is that everyone gets ice cream!
🔗 19:09 TheOtherTrevor: 1/1 Green Mountain Creature
🔗 19:09 MilkInBag: "If Dryad Arbor is changed into another basic land type (such as by Sea’s Claim), it continues to be a creature and a Dryad."
🔗 19:09 TehAmelie: and he's gotta be Strong and he's gotta have Haste. . .wait, Strong is not a keyword somehow
🔗 19:09SydPreviouslyHeadache: Why are you asking us?
🔗 19:09 DigitalSeahorse: tentacles!
🔗 19:09 DoctorHutch: 1/1 creature that is a mountain, that is green named Dryad Arbor
🔗 19:10SquirrelLord1111: Red
🔗 19:10chickenace11: it's blue
🔗 19:10 NotCainNorAbel: pizza!
🔗 19:10BloodForTheCorelab: purple?
🔗 19:10 LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
🔗 19:10 NexusVoxx: Land Creature - Mountain Dryad
🔗 19:10frozenphoenix7: It is a green Land Creature - Mountain Dryad that taps for Red.
🔗 19:10bradlby: not enough horizon tbh
🔗 19:10SamanthaVess:
What happens if you use Conspiracy (naming Saproling) and Life and Limb with Magus of the Moon? 
🔗 19:10 MilkInBag: "Although originally printed with a characteristic-defining ability that defined its color, this card now has a color indicator. This color indicator can’t be affected by text-changing effects (such as the one created by Crystal Spray), although color-changing effects can still overwrite it."
🔗 19:10 BlueMagnusStormCrow: Strip mountain
🔗 19:10 TehAmelie: !card pyramid
🔗 19:10 LRRbot: Did you mean: Pyramid of the Pantheon; Pyramids; Sunset Pyramid
🔗 19:10 r10pez10: actually that's an open-pit mine
🔗 19:10 tams92: Its red, but the colorless thins out the red a bit so its now pink
🔗 19:10 TehAmelie: never mind, Lrrbot
🔗 19:10 tipulsar85: Not the nearly $200 variant.
🔗 19:10 strifeheart_: technically it's an oread now, not a dryad
🔗 19:11 ArcOfTheConclave: @SamanthaVess timestamps
🔗 19:11 NexusVoxx: the hind-sculptor?
🔗 19:11SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH! Chat, i have another question. does Dryad Arbor count towards affinity to green?
🔗 19:11 Phillammon: SydPreviouslyHeadache No
🔗 19:11SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think so? but idk
🔗 19:11 LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
🔗 19:11 NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache no, it has no mana cost
🔗 19:11 Phillammon: It has no coloured mana symbols due to having no mana cost
🔗 19:11SydPreviouslyHeadache: OK thank you
🔗 19:11 TehAmelie: there is this ridiculous enchantment that does nothing but give a land hexproof. . .
🔗 19:11 SuperGiraffe: Nelson's asking for a kitchen finks
🔗 19:11 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 19:11wlsack: @SydPreviouslyHeadache There are no coloured pips in the upper right hand corner, so no.
🔗 19:11 r10pez10: chat, what coloured pip is in your upper right hand corner
🔗 19:11SydPreviouslyHeadache: Right, that makes sense
🔗 19:11 TehAmelie: i think it costs 6 mana too
🔗 19:12 NexusVoxx: mr ben wheeler please remember you still get mana from treasures if you wanna pump the Captain
🔗 19:12dialMforMara: What did you say about Sea Mom
🔗 19:12wlsack: @r10pez10 Bant
🔗 19:12 NexusVoxx: not that you'd have used it, but you do
🔗 19:12 LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
🔗 19:12 postmodernpajamawrestler: same sleeves oof
🔗 19:12 LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Untap two target lands. / −1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
🔗 19:12 strifeheart_: yeah it's "whenever you sac a treasure,", not "sac a treasure:"
🔗 19:12dylanbbb: Powerful Magic
🔗 19:12 DigitalSeahorse: GARRY
🔗 19:12 Fletcherizer: that's a cool looking beast
🔗 19:12 tams92: Gary? Gaaaaaaaaary
🔗 19:12 NexusVoxx: roast beest
🔗 19:13 r10pez10: i'm pretty sure that's not garruk's actual last name, that's a last name he gave himself
🔗 19:13dylanbbb: That beast is a Marit Lage!
🔗 19:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: Uhhhhh that is a scary fucking pig
🔗 19:13 DigitalSeahorse: Ga ferociou sRawr Y
🔗 19:13bradlby: computer says no
🔗 19:13 DigitalSeahorse: dammit
🔗 19:13 ritchards: That was Adam's tat
🔗 19:13 NexusVoxx: its not in a decklist is it?
🔗 19:13MuffinsOnAHill: The computer has spoken, it is so!
🔗 19:13 tams92: No, its his real last name. He's the son of Francine Wildespeaker and Joseph Wildspeaker
🔗 19:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam is a 1/1 white and black spirit
🔗 19:13 TehAmelie: whoever can pronounce "Marit lage" gets one. that seems fair eh
🔗 19:14 LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
🔗 19:14 NexusVoxx: the secondary evil titan
🔗 19:14 DigitalSeahorse:
GA 
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🔗 19:14 r10pez10: drink a nice cold marit lager, a thing on the ice
🔗 19:14chickenace11: I love that card
🔗 19:14 LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
🔗 19:14 LRRbot: Rekindling Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/3] | Flying / When Rekindling Phoenix dies, create a 0/1 red Elemental creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn."
🔗 19:14 TheOtherTrevor: Guay Tribal
🔗 19:14SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was an interesting game
🔗 19:14dialMforMara: @r10pez10 why has no one made that yet
🔗 19:15Kamotetop:
50
🔗 19:15kristof162028: So LLR folks what is the Better aristocrat Deck? Mardu or Jund?
🔗 19:15MuffinsOnAHill: Guay tribal would be a beautiful commander deck if it's possible.
🔗 19:15 tipulsar85: Still waiting on QWRP!
🔗 19:15 NexusVoxx: Kev Walker Cube hype?
🔗 19:15 TehAmelie: has Guay made 60 cards? i'd take it
🔗 19:15 DigitalSeahorse sniffs
🔗 19:15 r10pez10: guay has made at least 60, and also basics
🔗 19:15 tipulsar85: !advice
🔗 19:15 LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
🔗 19:16riordand: Do all the drugs
🔗 19:16 Loonatic93: Do ALL THE DRUGS!
🔗 19:16 LoadingReadyRun: Guay is one of the few artists that could probably make a commander deck
🔗 19:16 postmodernpajamawrestler: you can't tell me what to do Alex, you
🔗 19:16 postmodernpajamawrestler: 're not my real dad*
🔗 19:16 DigitalSeahorse: don't abuse the drugs everyday 420
🔗 19:16 r10pez10: scryfall gives 156 hits for guay
🔗 19:16 DigitalSeahorse:
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🔗 19:16 tipulsar85: Or Manga Store.
🔗 19:17 DigitalSeahorse: Take the A Train
🔗 19:17 TehAmelie: i read a large amount of Lone Wolf and Cub. it got a bit much when he invented the world's first gun and put 20 of them in his baby carriage
🔗 19:17SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks I needed that
🔗 19:17GenieWH: aRE THOSE TRIPLE SLEEVED?
🔗 19:17TimmyTidalWave: polar express!
🔗 19:17 Loonatic93: Wow... Um... A Jazz Singer call out, eh? That sure is a thing.
🔗 19:17dialMforMara: Neil Diamond Jazz Singer has better music
🔗 19:17 MilkInBag:
wow, 800$ land that cannot make mana
🔗 19:17 tipulsar85: Plays SMB2USA Overworld theme...
🔗 19:18MuffinsOnAHill: Well. Time to brew Guay tribal with Asmira, Holy Avenger as the commander.
🔗 19:18 r10pez10: did people actually think war of the worlds was real, or was that just a myth
🔗 19:18NightHawky: Too sick to join my cult eh? You look fine now
🔗 19:18 wicker_knight:
🔗 19:18 Plaicoson: I really loved the last episode of North 100, keep it up guys!
🔗 19:18NightHawky: Hi nelson
🔗 19:18 Akaiatana: Don't spoil The Passion!
🔗 19:18 tipulsar85: !card growing Rites
🔗 19:18 LRRbot: Growing Rites of Itlimoc [2G] (back: Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun) | Legendary Enchantment | When Growing Rites of Itlimoc enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more creatures, transform Growing Rites of Itlimoc.
🔗 19:18 LoadingReadyRun: thanks Plaicoson!
🔗 19:18Enmity777: No tweet for this going live?
🔗 19:18Sasu010: !followage
🔗 19:18 DigitalSeahorse: films from 1919
🔗 19:18 TehAmelie: now if they wanted to make some waves, get Milo Manara to draw some cards
🔗 19:19 tipulsar85: !storm
🔗 19:19 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 51 (new subscribers: 8, returning subscribers: 42, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1220, new followers: 34
🔗 19:19 BlueMagnusStormCrow: I can't believe the Titanic was sunk by a lettuce.
🔗 19:19 LoadingReadyRun: Enmity777 there wasn't? ah poop
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🔗 19:19 r10pez10: seven, first toronto, second toronto, first new york, second new york...
🔗 19:19 strifeheart_: soon we can move even further beyond battleship potemkin jokes, but for now, baby steps
🔗 19:19sirtractor: I know Wheeler made a tweet about going live
🔗 19:19 phorrestgaze: fossilized footprints ?
🔗 19:19 Rockario posts a clear exposure of a weiner-shaped nebula
🔗 19:19 TehAmelie: remember when we were sea cucumbers?
🔗 19:20 TheOtherTrevor: Pepperidge Farm Remembers
🔗 19:20 LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
🔗 19:20 DigitalSeahorse: these kids and their hydrogen atoms
🔗 19:20chickenace11: Curse you alex
🔗 19:20 LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 19:20 tipulsar85: Remember when were were just Protein Chains?
🔗 19:20 Akaiatana: @Paul they were drowning in debt
🔗 19:20 DoodlestheGreat:
Look, If My Little Pony can make Battleship Potemkin reference, why can't we?
🔗 19:20 Aarek: remember when we were all atoms smashed together in a singularity before the big bang?
🔗 19:20 LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
🔗 19:20dialMforMara: @aarek isn’t that just End of Evangelion
🔗 19:21 LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
🔗 19:21 angryoptimist:
@DigitalSeahorse These kids and they're friggin' baryonic matter
🔗 19:21 LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
🔗 19:21 LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 19:21turtl3twins: hey alex, where does gutterbones rank in terms of black 2/1s for 1 for black mold?
🔗 19:21 tipulsar85: Nah @dialMforMara we were Tang then.
🔗 19:21 NexusVoxx:
he certainly is a dork
🔗 19:21 postmodernpajamawrestler: remember when we were all the same baby
🔗 19:21 r10pez10: luigi caps for green
🔗 19:21 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 19:21 Fletcherizer: Waluigi taps for purple
🔗 19:21chickenace11: Lugi taps for whatever he wants
🔗 19:21 LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
🔗 19:21 phorrestgaze: buzz buzz
🔗 19:21dialMforMara: Peach taps for gold
🔗 19:21turtl3twins: what does birdo tap cor?
🔗 19:22riordand: <message deleted>Holy
🔗 19:22 r10pez10: birdo goes in eggs
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
🔗 19:22SydPreviouslyHeadache: Birdo taps for White or red
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
🔗 19:22MuffinsOnAHill: Waluigi taps for sadness.
🔗 19:22 TehAmelie: lately i've been thinking about this quote by i tink Neil deGrasse Tyson a lot, "remember you are made of stars, and be bright, and remember you are made of dirt, and be humble"
🔗 19:22 postmodernpajamawrestler: !smash
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Put Balloon Fighter in Smash, you cowards!
🔗 19:22 DigitalSeahorse: angryoptimist, these kids and their anti-matter matters ...All Matter Matters *gets struck upside the head*
🔗 19:22 Daken1993: !uptime
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:04.
🔗 19:22SydPreviouslyHeadache: Birdo also has W T: create an egg
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Scavenger Grounds | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all cards from all graveyards.
🔗 19:22SamanthaVess: Birdo Fparadise, turtl3twins?
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Thought-Knot Seer [3C] | Creature — Eldrazi [4/4] | When Thought-Knot Seer enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card. / When Thought-Knot Seer leaves the battlefield, target opponent draws a card.
🔗 19:22sirtractor: He's too happy to be sober
🔗 19:23 LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:23 TehAmelie: Neil deGrasse Tyson is cool when he's not tweeting unsupervised. . .
🔗 19:23 postmodernpajamawrestler: respond with CRONCH
🔗 19:23 LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
🔗 19:23 LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
🔗 19:23 LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
🔗 19:23 postmodernpajamawrestler: cronch rotation
🔗 19:23turtl3twins: @SamanthaVess thank you! that's better than what I was gonna say
🔗 19:23 TheOtherTrevor: Does Nelson's deck also have Bob
🔗 19:23 NexusVoxx: highly doubt
🔗 19:23 LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
🔗 19:23 NexusVoxx: !decklists
🔗 19:23turtl3twins: what decks are the other competitors playing?
🔗 19:23Twilight_Spark: This isn't a wholesome Christian stream?
🔗 19:23riordand: <message deleted>Great content
🔗 19:24 TehAmelie: loam is such a pretto word
🔗 19:24riordand: <message deleted>!punt
🔗 19:24 LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:24 LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
🔗 19:24 r10pez10: i do too paul
🔗 19:24sirtractor: Quality entertainment
🔗 19:24 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 19:24 postmodernpajamawrestler: @TehAmelie wow you're right
🔗 19:24 Lithobraker: that misty rainforest is doing a lot of work
🔗 19:24 control_rig: That is amazing
🔗 19:24turtl3twins: I recently put together a black mold list alex, how do you value gutterbones?
🔗 19:25 DigitalSeahorse: xD
🔗 19:25 NexusVoxx: turns out 1 mana 2/1s are highly playable
🔗 19:25 WasntFuzzyWuzzy: huh, double riot works
🔗 19:25DoctorCactus: @LoadingReadyRun Props to nelson for running the best basic forests
🔗 19:25turtl3twins: oh yeah @NexusVoxx
🔗 19:25frozenphoenix7:
Finks isn't in the grave, it's in exile
🔗 19:26malifeca: Well i gtg going to the midnight prerelease goodbye and good luck everyone
🔗 19:26kristof162028: @LoadingReadyRun What is the Better aristocrat Deck? Jund or Mardu?
🔗 19:26 A_Dub888: !CARD rocket powered
🔗 19:26 LRRbot: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug [3R] | Creature — Slug [3/1] | Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it.)
🔗 19:26 TehAmelie: let's make it a rule that you're not allowed to use the word "loam" unless you have at least 6 months of professional farming experience
🔗 19:26SydPreviouslyHeadache: turbo slug is such a good card
🔗 19:26 NexusVoxx: aw yea closeups of Serge
🔗 19:26turtl3twins: does double haste mean the creature attacks before it's cast?
🔗 19:26 r10pez10: loo-aim
🔗 19:26Kamotetop: Triple riot with Domri Rhythm and natural Riot?
🔗 19:26 postmodernpajamawrestler: handsome, great taste in coffee, is a magic judge
🔗 19:27 DigitalSeahorse: I need to get a Qwerpline shirt
🔗 19:27 TheOtherTrevor: Multiple instances of haste on the same creature are redundant, but we’re not going to tell the Gruul how to live their lives.
🔗 19:27 mariammistressofmanifolds: the rulings for domri on gatherer say that "Multiple instances of haste on the same creature are redundant, but we’re not going to tell the Gruul how to live their lives."
🔗 19:27 postmodernpajamawrestler: fails to understand what color identity means in commander
🔗 19:27 NexusVoxx: hasty 7/7s for days
🔗 19:27 r10pez10: classic whiskers
🔗 19:27 TehAmelie: we have not yet discovered how many instances of Haste it takes to reach Super Haste
🔗 19:27SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rhythm of the wilds Opponents Status: Pants stolen
🔗 19:27turtl3twins: black hole sun...damnation art
🔗 19:27 TheOtherTrevor: Also of note for Riot is that the haste is permanent. If your opponent steals the creature, it still has haste
🔗 19:28 DigitalSeahorse: hasty haste
🔗 19:28 Koshindan: Don't tell the Gruul how to live (if you want to keep living.)
🔗 19:28kristof162028: @LoadingReadyRun Y do u play the Mardu aristocrat instand of Jund aristocrat?
🔗 19:28DerpAttackGo: @LoadingReadyRun question for ben...is Nekusar playable in CH?
🔗 19:28frozenphoenix7: Assuming my prerelease doesn't get cancelled due to snowstorm.
🔗 19:28 NexusVoxx: not gruul? guess i'll die
🔗 19:28chickenace11: it is the colors that it takes to cast the commander @postmodernpajamawrestler
🔗 19:28 tehcrashxor: Huh, there are Qwerpline shirts? I need to get me one of those.
🔗 19:28 Spacecarl: I played rythm of the wild in a sealed on arena and it was gross
🔗 19:28awsomeness32059:
It’s snowing so much where I live that I can’t go to a prerelease tomorrow
🔗 19:29 NexusVoxx: !card protean hulk
🔗 19:29 LRRbot: Protean Hulk [5GG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | When Protean Hulk dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total converted mana cost 6 or less and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:29 TheOtherTrevor: kristof162028: Probably due to the better suite of cheap token generators in white than green
🔗 19:29 Dwinick: I think we need an adult
🔗 19:29 postmodernpajamawrestler: @chickenace11 I know lol, Serge just tends to forget how it works for friday night card fight
🔗 19:29 wicker_knight: !adult
🔗 19:29 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 19:29 LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
🔗 19:29BMaC_13: Nothing like watching some canlander before going to prerelease in a few hours
🔗 19:29turtl3twins: is ruric thar a worse interview than billy bob thornton?
🔗 19:29 control_rig: Electronic Tomato!
🔗 19:29ArgentumFlare: Awoooga
🔗 19:29SnivianMoon: Electronic Tomato!
🔗 19:29 UnknownGerm: So what happened to Borbyrigmos?
🔗 19:29chickenace11: ah sorry missed the joke
🔗 19:29turtl3twins: vrooooom
🔗 19:29 tipulsar85: It's a Tomato...
🔗 19:29 r10pez10: he got engaged
🔗 19:29 DigitalSeahorse: it's snowing here too, this basement shook from ploughs all day
🔗 19:29 LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
🔗 19:30 Koshindan: Electronic Tomato.
🔗 19:30 NexusVoxx: from the card translatey twitter thing
🔗 19:30SydPreviouslyHeadache: Electronic Tomato is too good
🔗 19:30TwilitLugia: I can't go to my pre-release, because my work denied all time off requests for tomorrow because I work at a grocery store and a super storm is coming Sunday, so now I'm out 20 some odd dollars.
🔗 19:30 control_rig: No it was a Rosewata stone translation from Desert Bus
🔗 19:30 LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | +1: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / −2: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / −5: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
🔗 19:30 Spacecarl: My arena sealed pool had Rythmn of the Wild, Guardian Project, and TWO Gruul Spellbreakers. I went 7-2
🔗 19:30Cpounce: electronic tomatoe
🔗 19:30sirtractor: beep beep
🔗 19:30 BlueMagnusStormCrow: electronic tomato
🔗 19:30 DigitalSeahorse: Penelope corrects you TomAto
🔗 19:30 Loonatic93: Koth of the Hammer Dropper!
🔗 19:30 Koshindan: Has Nelson not seen that RoboRosewater?
🔗 19:30 r10pez10: K.O.T.H. stands for Koth Of The Hammer
🔗 19:30SydPreviouslyHeadache: OMG I have the video of DB 2017 where they did the rosewatta stone readings. and that still fucking kills me
🔗 19:30 LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
🔗 19:30 Aarek: I really like that they now almost always give "turn land into creature" spells/effects haste as well
🔗 19:30 NexusVoxx: Benoit B Mandelbrot. the B stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot.
🔗 19:30 LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | +1: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / −1: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / −3: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
🔗 19:31SnivianMoon: R: Email tomatoes to all applicants in their positions: Leaving her tomato email donation.
🔗 19:31turtl3twins: are we allowed to see what was under the tomato?
🔗 19:31 tipulsar85: Bus is Heads...
🔗 19:31 LRRbot: Instigator Gang [3R] (back: Wildblood Pack) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Instigator Gang.
🔗 19:31 DigitalSeahorse hopes she gets her dabloon soon
🔗 19:31 LRRbot: Hanweir Battlements | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. / {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.
🔗 19:31turtl3twins: literal ringleader
🔗 19:31 r10pez10: hanweir with the noodly pen appendages
🔗 19:31 LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:32 DigitalSeahorse: how long ago were crafter thanks mailed out?
🔗 19:32SydPreviouslyHeadache: That sounds fitting
🔗 19:32 TheOtherTrevor: it makes 2 tokens right? Get one in each language
🔗 19:32 lifecharacter: Hanweir, the Accomplished Writer.
🔗 19:32 DigitalSeahorse: SLAM! every pog flips
🔗 19:32 r10pez10: crafter things were mailed out a while ago but what with the canada post strikes
🔗 19:32 LRRbot: Sudden Demise [XR] | Sorcery | Choose a color. Sudden Demise deals X damage to each creature of the chosen color.
🔗 19:33 NexusVoxx: they dont get bounced by TITI at least
🔗 19:33Mechsican: Corbinmahman
🔗 19:33 LRRbot: Avaricious Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.
🔗 19:33Nornwall: wait who won
🔗 19:33 NexusVoxx: swan ronson
🔗 19:33 r10pez10: wheeler
🔗 19:33Nornwall: i looked away for a sec
🔗 19:34 r10pez10: wheeler 2 - 1 salahub
🔗 19:34 ellynu: what are the deck lists btw?
🔗 19:34 r10pez10: right here!
🔗 19:34 Juliamon: !decklist
🔗 19:34 ellynu:
thank you!
🔗 19:35 TehAmelie: Tomato Hway?
🔗 19:35 tipulsar85: Bomat courrior for Nelson
🔗 19:35 DigitalSeahorse: GARRRRRRY
🔗 19:36 TehAmelie: Ron Swanson was the self-contradicting heart of Parks Rec, just putting that out there
🔗 19:37SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah! tipulsar85 thank you for finding the time. I really REALLY recommend watching it allt hough, because Graham does die! My favorite is the Treasure Trove and then..."i'll lose my house" I forget what that card actually was
🔗 19:37 TehAmelie: Armageddon
🔗 19:38 postmodernpajamawrestler: what is the bizarre playmat a spoof on? JoJo?
🔗 19:38 MilkInBag: does anyone here eat hot cereals with water instead of milk?
🔗 19:38SydPreviouslyHeadache: Right! thank you
🔗 19:38 postmodernpajamawrestler: @MilkInBag do you?
🔗 19:38 TehAmelie: speaking only for myself, i'd rather have dry cereal
🔗 19:38SydPreviouslyHeadache: MILK! Do we really need that cursed food in here?
🔗 19:39thraximore: I eat cereal without anything but a glass of milk
🔗 19:39 postmodernpajamawrestler: also milk >>> water
🔗 19:39 mariammistressofmanifolds: yogurt all the way!
🔗 19:39 zarbit: Milk, no hot cheerios with water PLEASE
🔗 19:39 r10pez10: i'm not gonna yuk your yum
🔗 19:39thundershot879: some people use orange juice
🔗 19:39 MilkInBag: this stream is way more chill with cursed food
🔗 19:40 ArmadilloAL: Everybody in this stream needs to buy that Diagram playmat, like, yesterday.
🔗 19:41 ArmadilloAL: I've had one for a couple years, and I can't remember the last time I took it to Commander night and *didn't* get at least one compliment on it.
🔗 19:41 Zalbaag: I can't. What with the causal violations and all
🔗 19:41 LoadingReadyRun:
ArmadilloAL
🔗 19:41TVsVeryOwn: did Ben win?
🔗 19:41 NexusVoxx: he did
🔗 19:41 postmodernpajamawrestler: ye
🔗 19:41TVsVeryOwn: big daddy Wheeler
🔗 19:42 ArmadilloAL: Fine. I *suppose* buying the mat tonight is acceptable.
🔗 19:42 TehAmelie: on a school trip to Norway, i met a man who ate müsli with oatmeal instead of milk for breakfast. he also ran to the tallest mountain in Norway to check the weather before anyone else woke up.
🔗 19:42 SmashTCG: Man, i just have no luck today in limited magic
🔗 19:42 SmashTCG: i get absolutly crushed
🔗 19:42 SmashTCG: evry game
🔗 19:43 r10pez10: big brain play: jojo playmat + stamped self-addressed envelope + really nice request + send to moonbase + waiting = jojo playmat signed by all the people on the playmat
🔗 19:43 TehAmelie: not once in our week long stay was the weather good enough to climb the mountain, which was very sad for him.
🔗 19:44 postmodernpajamawrestler: @TehAmelie what is müsli? google has yielded multiple results
🔗 19:44 MilkInBag: 24/7 wholesome content
🔗 19:44 r10pez10: muesli, presumably
🔗 19:44 TehAmelie: it's like cereal that's mostly dry oatmeal
🔗 19:44 hd_dabnado: maybe a Broadcast Variety Network
🔗 19:45 TheOtherTrevor: Thats a fast concession
🔗 19:45 Type_One___:
100
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
🔗 19:45 ArmadilloAL: Now remember, the goal is to deal 20 damage to the OTHER player.
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
🔗 19:45 postmodernpajamawrestler: ahh, the implication is that it replaces a liquid so wasn't sure
🔗 19:45 r10pez10: that is a nice full-art
🔗 19:45 MilkInBag: is it just me or there is a weird lag
🔗 19:45 NexusVoxx: wow brutal
🔗 19:45 TehAmelie: Bitterblossom is tactically an own goal. an AI would never play it
🔗 19:46 postmodernpajamawrestler: how about tree fiddy
🔗 19:46 LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:46 DaMullet14: Ben's not an alter boy?
🔗 19:46 LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie did you say musli replacing the milk *with* oatmeal
🔗 19:46 LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
🔗 19:46 A_Dub888: !findquote aristocrat
🔗 19:46 LRRbot: Quote #1971: "I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible." —Cameron [2016-02-24]
🔗 19:46TVsVeryOwn: worst land in magio^^^^
🔗 19:46 NexusVoxx: it adam!
🔗 19:46 r10pez10: he's here
🔗 19:46 MilkInBag: Adam D:
🔗 19:46tendrilsoftragedy just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. tendrilsoftragedy subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 19:46 tendrilsoftragedy: Cam how did you manage to stumble through your re intro to the stream but come up with the unified christmas universe speach from the christmas fanboys video?also sub baby. keep doing what you all do. youre all fantastic.
🔗 19:46 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, tendrilsoftragedy! (Today's storm count: 53)
🔗 19:46 LoadingReadyRun: isn't that basically oatmeal with oatmeal?
🔗 19:47NazakYuzak:
It's The Boshy himself
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
🔗 19:47 TehAmelie: well, it also has raisins
🔗 19:47 NexusVoxx: is adam the boshy now?
🔗 19:47 postmodernpajamawrestler: @LoadingReadyRun that was my confusion
🔗 19:47 postmodernpajamawrestler: but it seems yes
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
🔗 19:47 Seabats: no i'm stuck on sonic
🔗 19:47 MrTulip: where's that meme when you need it
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
🔗 19:48 MilkInBag: for some reason I see lag on the board cam but not on the other ones, i refreshed twice :thinling:
🔗 19:48 LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
🔗 19:48 r10pez10: remember when tally made a plush myr
🔗 19:48SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've said it before, but Sonic is probalby the second hardest part of becoming the boshy
🔗 19:48 TehAmelie: today i saw a car with "MYR" on the licence plate and thought of MtG
🔗 19:48 postmodernpajamawrestler: I like to imagine that the game of magic is happening and paul is just completely zoned out imagining a man who eats oatmeal with cereal
🔗 19:48ArgentumFlare: Is there something weird with the framerate or am I going crazy?
🔗 19:48 LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:48 TheOtherTrevor: Parry the Myr and backstab
🔗 19:48 MilkInBag: @ArgentumFlare i got it too
🔗 19:49NazakYuzak: Framerate is a bit odd on my end as well
🔗 19:49 tendrilsoftragedy: crunchy water is ice.
🔗 19:49 r10pez10: new thomas the tank engine is all animated now
🔗 19:49 postmodernpajamawrestler: crunchy water is seltzer
🔗 19:49 LRRbot: Opposition [2UU] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
🔗 19:49aggravated_cat: I need an Adult!
🔗 19:49 Officinalis: Its the name!
🔗 19:49dialMforMara: Come on guys, it was Henry they bricked into the tunnel. He refused to go out in the rain because he thought it would ruin his paint job
🔗 19:49turtl3twins: Cameron, i cant say how much i love that you referenced lemon curry
🔗 19:49 tipulsar85: !adult
🔗 19:49 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 19:49 MilkInBag: come on, this is a PG 24 stream
🔗 19:49 LRRbot: I need a better adult!
🔗 19:49 r10pez10: the original books the series are based on are like ... really dark and preachy books for kids
🔗 19:50SydPreviouslyHeadache: Crunchy water: the source for all your mistranslated and mismatched subbed and dubbed animo
🔗 19:50 TehAmelie: with practice, you can train yourself to think pure fiber is tasty, is the moral of the story of this Norwegian fellow
🔗 19:50 postmodernpajamawrestler: uhhhh
🔗 19:50 Krokaar: I trust them to die
🔗 19:50Jacobontherun1: Isn't that a shakespeare thing of someone getting bricked in a catacombs.
🔗 19:50 tipulsar85: I don't remember that at all...
🔗 19:50 MilkInBag: when you're an ant, you say RAIIIID
🔗 19:50 lifecharacter: Isn't that how all technological advancement is made? Putting prototypes on an island and taking the survivor back?
🔗 19:51 Loonatic93: Lord of the Flies... But with trains!
🔗 19:51 MalBeam: the soviet translation was thomas the tankie engine
🔗 19:51 LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
🔗 19:51Eremithius: No that is Edgar allan Poe
🔗 19:51brightsquid: @Jacobontherun1 Probably Poe
🔗 19:51turtl3twins: Arthur two shields
🔗 19:51Jacobontherun1: that's right
🔗 19:51 r10pez10: it's about how hard work is good for you and if you oppose your superiors you'll be punished etc
🔗 19:51Eremithius: Cask of Amontillado
🔗 19:51SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Paul just wins?
🔗 19:51Jacobontherun1: knew it was some storyteller
🔗 19:51RTBrave: [[alex bertoncini]]
🔗 19:51 LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
🔗 19:51 Daken1993: @Jacobontherun1 def poe
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🔗 19:51 TehAmelie: riddle: what does an OCD zombie say?
🔗 19:51 MilkInBag: brains really?
🔗 19:51 TehAmelie: trrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns
🔗 19:51turtl3twins: is nelson playing knight of autumn?
🔗 19:52SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still really really loved my Marionette Master + treasure tokens deck before standard rotated
🔗 19:52 LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:52chickenace11: I was playing against somebody on Arena and they conceded before anything happened
🔗 19:52 r10pez10: i like autumn nights
🔗 19:52 MilkInBag: yeah it's not gway
🔗 19:52 postmodernpajamawrestler: I prefer cool summer nights
🔗 19:53turtl3twins: wheeler knows gua
🔗 19:53SydPreviouslyHeadache: spicy girls
🔗 19:53DoctorCactus: This is some quality Nelson/Chat time
🔗 19:54SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can type
🔗 19:54turtl3twins: nelson/chat time is always quality
🔗 19:54 NotCainNorAbel: we are talking about magic, it's a card game
🔗 19:54 MilkInBag: just -25
🔗 19:54SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Yeahn
🔗 19:54 LRRbot: Yahenni's Expertise [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −3/−3 until end of turn. / You may cast a card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
🔗 19:54 postmodernpajamawrestler: everything went off the rails when we learned theres a guy who eats oatmeal with musli
🔗 19:54iQwikspell: What's everyone's favorite flavor of ice cream
🔗 19:54 tipulsar85: I'm too busy with RosewattaStone...
🔗 19:54 TehAmelie: licorice
🔗 19:54 LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
🔗 19:54iQwikspell: I'm a cookie dough guy myself
🔗 19:54 r10pez10: chocolate, but i was reading about tiger flavour and it seems strong
🔗 19:55 postmodernpajamawrestler: :cartoon dog: this is fine
🔗 19:55 TehAmelie: i want to taste the "fully charged cellphone" flavor they have in The Good Place though
🔗 19:55 tipulsar85:
🔗 19:55Jacobontherun1: cookies n' cream
🔗 19:55meetismooder: He just needed to respond to the opposition trigger
🔗 19:55JomAmman: OK, I WATCHED THE HENRY VIDEO, AND NOW I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
🔗 19:55 banachspacebar: at least it's not panglacial wurm?
🔗 19:55 r10pez10: i should really watch more kristen bell
🔗 19:55SydPreviouslyHeadache: and now we have Ral's electopise
🔗 19:55 LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
🔗 19:55RogueLink: Does came deck have new cards from the pre-pre-release?
🔗 19:55JomAmman: TO THINK I WATCHED THAT SHOW BACK IN THE DAY
🔗 19:55 r10pez10: but i'm too lazy to go hunt down veronica mars before the good place
🔗 19:56 NexusVoxx: @RogueLink no its against the rules
🔗 19:56TVsVeryOwn: that's an aristocrat
🔗 19:56turtl3twins: muy picante
🔗 19:56 LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 19:56 postmodernpajamawrestler: the original
🔗 19:56 LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
🔗 19:56 TehAmelie: The Good Place is really very good. maybe the best thing on TV after Steven Universe
🔗 19:56RogueLink: @NexusVoxx fair enough
🔗 19:56 postmodernpajamawrestler: What about The Quiet Place?
🔗 19:56 NexusVoxx: Rhystic Hexproof
🔗 19:56 r10pez10: leovold "i'm banned in commander"
🔗 19:56iQwikspell: Steven universe is barely "on TV"
🔗 19:56JomAmman: @postmodernpajamawrestler "A" Quiet Place
🔗 19:57RogueLink: I brewed up some standard Mardu Aristocrats on Arena. It seems like a TON of fun.
🔗 19:57turtl3twins: what's the best RVA card for each of these decks?
🔗 19:57 LupusNoctis: is he? dang, seemed like a good one to build around
🔗 19:57JomAmman: @roguelink that sounds great
🔗 19:57 Koshindan: Card reader didn't like that one.
🔗 19:57 MilkInBag: leovold is banned in commander because of wheel effects, it was pretty BS
🔗 19:57SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH leovold is a BUG
🔗 19:57 LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
🔗 19:57 Forsaken401: Cam what are some cards from RVA do you want
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🔗 19:57 r10pez10: i want to build aristocrats-treasure/win with Revel in Riches but i don't have the wildcards
🔗 19:57 MilkInBag: hissing iguanar was errata'd to player or planeswalker
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: Glen Elendra Archmage [3U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [2/2] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice Glen Elendra Archmage: Counter target noncreature spell. / Persist
🔗 19:58JomAmman: @forsaken401 you mean RNA?
🔗 19:58 TehAmelie: this is who i picture when i put !advice in chat
🔗 19:58 tipulsar85: Can't Wait for Simic Ascendancy and Jellyfish Hydra...
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: Xathrid Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Xathrid Necromancer or another Human creature you control dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
🔗 19:58JomAmman: @tipulsar85 same
🔗 19:58 Forsaken401: dumb autocorrect
🔗 19:58 NexusVoxx: anyone have a good nickname for Electrodominance yet?
🔗 19:59TheWanderingNomad: I can't stop th is feeeeling
🔗 19:59 LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
🔗 19:59Eremithius: I mean Vannifar and Timestream Navigator is a bit silly
🔗 19:59 postmodernpajamawrestler: Ral's Electrotise?
🔗 19:59 tipulsar85: I'm hoooked on the other version...
🔗 19:59 TehAmelie: "It's what plant's crave"
🔗 19:59 LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
🔗 20:00 r10pez10: falkenrist arathocrat
🔗 20:00 Blasteg: so I assume this card is what the deck name is from?
🔗 20:00 cardboardhorde: @Blasteg One of them, yeah.
🔗 20:00 postmodernpajamawrestler: yup
🔗 20:00 Loonatic93: Once I get the cards in Arena, I'm gonna try building a Simic or Sultai Simic Ascendency deck featuring Explore.
🔗 20:00SamanthaVess: That and Cartel Aristocrat, Blasteg
🔗 20:00 11Dot: !card hissing iguanar
🔗 20:00 LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
🔗 20:00turtl3twins: @Blasteg that one and cartel aristocrat
🔗 20:00 postmodernpajamawrestler: !card cartel aristocrat
🔗 20:00 LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: Cartel Aristocrat gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
🔗 20:00silverstar216: Ooh, just got here, do we have decklists?
🔗 20:00markededge: WE BELIEVE IN YOU CAM
🔗 20:01turtl3twins: !decklists
🔗 20:01 NexusVoxx: !decklists
🔗 20:01 postmodernpajamawrestler: oh that might be misleading
🔗 20:01silverstar216: Thanks all!
🔗 20:01 mariammistressofmanifolds: camhad lethal i think
🔗 20:02TVsVeryOwn: !card bloodsoaked
🔗 20:02 LRRbot: Did you mean: Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep; Bloodsoaked Champion
🔗 20:02 NexusVoxx: *annoyed grunt*
🔗 20:02 mariammistressofmanifolds: cause recruiter is a human
🔗 20:02iQwikspell: Tim Allen would beat everyone
🔗 20:02DreamyPants: Yeah, he did
🔗 20:02 SmashTCG: Draws bolt
🔗 20:02 NexusVoxx: aristocrat was summoning sick and tapped
🔗 20:02 SmashTCG: gaaame?
🔗 20:02Willbrannon: Could’ve won
🔗 20:02EricOstby: Nah, Cam needed the Champion to have lived and died a couple of times.
🔗 20:02 postmodernpajamawrestler: aristocrat has haste?
🔗 20:02TVsVeryOwn: I smell a Marit Lage
🔗 20:02 Krokaar: how......boaring
🔗 20:02 NexusVoxx: and was tapped
🔗 20:02turtl3twins: opposition is busted
🔗 20:03 azureHaights: A kiddly divy too (or so I hear)
🔗 20:03DreamyPants: sac recruiter, then sac token, then sac two tapped creatures was 4 damage instead of the 1 from recruiter for lethal
🔗 20:03 NexusVoxx: wooden shoe
🔗 20:03 LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:03 NexusVoxx: oh that too
🔗 20:03turtl3twins: spaghetti monster
🔗 20:03 LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
🔗 20:03 MrTulip: any this isn't even the nasty mode of opposition
🔗 20:03 mariammistressofmanifolds: isn't saccing recuiter, the zombie token from death, the aristocrat, and carrion feeder lethal?
🔗 20:04 mariammistressofmanifolds: *wasnt
🔗 20:04markededge: guys magic is a hard game
🔗 20:04markededge: it's fine
🔗 20:04Iperithon: what about rotating your owl?
🔗 20:04 phorrestgaze: you kinda do that between seasons
🔗 20:04Officinalis: Paul with the truth bombs.
🔗 20:04Iperithon: That doesn't take long
🔗 20:04Willbrannon: Yeah it was
🔗 20:04EricOstby: I'm pretty sure Cam was a couple points off even with a board sac.
🔗 20:04 postmodernpajamawrestler: no if you make a mistake playing magic you are legally required to quit
🔗 20:04 TehAmelie: crop rotation is easy, it just takes a year
🔗 20:04 ArmadilloAL: One forest's worth of mana to turn a field into Cthu...err, Generic Tentacly Guy? Sounds fair.
🔗 20:04 tipulsar85: Zendikar’s elves have developed innovative methods to mitigate the effects of the Roil.
🔗 20:04turtl3twins: plow under is 5 and crop rotation is 1? flavour fail
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🔗 20:05 PenultiN00b: Crop rotation extremely stronk fyi
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🔗 20:05 TehAmelie: Swords to Plowshares is 1 too
🔗 20:05 ArmadilloAL: My LGS did a Commander Draft last week where you brought your choice of commander and some rocks, then drafted like 10 packs of various Masters sets.
🔗 20:05 ArmadilloAL: I got to play a Prossh deck with four Hissing Iguanars.
🔗 20:05 Spacecarl: Turns out this stuffs complex.
🔗 20:05 ArmadilloAL: It was fun.
🔗 20:05alcoriangod7: What do you guys think of Revival // Revenge??(for Canadian Highlander)
🔗 20:05turtl3twins: aristocrats has some of the most complicated lines ever
🔗 20:06GenieWH: That sounds very odd @ArmadilloAL
🔗 20:06markededge: It really does
🔗 20:06 postmodernpajamawrestler: aristocrats is great in every format
🔗 20:06 postmodernpajamawrestler: like as an archetype, not in the metagame
🔗 20:07 r10pez10: i wanna iguana
🔗 20:07markededge: you could hold priority and chain them after each other?
🔗 20:07 tipulsar85: We just have to wait a few weeks for it in standard again.
🔗 20:07SnowToad:
🔗 20:07 tipulsar85: Aristocrats...
🔗 20:07 NexusVoxx: oh its not an orc huh
🔗 20:07Willbrannon: Not that complicated 😂 he didn’t have many open i think
🔗 20:07SnowToad: I had a dream about highlander, and I dont even play highlander.
🔗 20:08 r10pez10: more like a-which?-to-crats
🔗 20:08 Loonatic93: So how did Crop Rotation into Dark Depths trigger Merit Lage? Wouldn't the ice counters still show up?
🔗 20:08 r10pez10: huh?-which?-who?-crats
🔗 20:08 ArmadilloAL: @Loonatic93 Nelson also had Thespian's Stage in play, which he activates to copy the Depths.
🔗 20:08 Spacecarl: He had Thespian stage out already
🔗 20:08TVsVeryOwn: !card thespian stage
🔗 20:08 LRRbot: Thespian's Stage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
🔗 20:08turtl3twins: @Loonatic93 there was a thespians stage in play
🔗 20:08 NexusVoxx: @Loonatic93 Thespian Stage was already on the field, it copies depths and has 0 counters and immediately triggers
🔗 20:08 ArmadilloAL: Thespian's Stage does not have any ice counters, notably.
🔗 20:09 Loonatic93: AH! Did not see the Stage!
🔗 20:09alcoriangod7: !card Revival / Revenge
🔗 20:09 LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
🔗 20:09turtl3twins: cuz its already on the battlefield
🔗 20:10 Loonatic93: I was paying too much attention to the chat, so I didn't get a good look at the board.
🔗 20:10 NexusVoxx: this is not my beautiful depths! this is not my beautiful Marit Lage!
🔗 20:10turtl3twins: hexmage was a mistake, never should have been printed
🔗 20:10TVsVeryOwn: mull to 1!
🔗 20:10SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'll take my chances with Rowdy Thespians over the Rowdy Crew
🔗 20:10MuffinsOnAHill: It's a giant spaghetti puppet.
🔗 20:10 circusofkirkus: Hey, wait a minute, that Marit Lage is just a bunch of goblins in a spaghetti trench coat!
🔗 20:10 postmodernpajamawrestler: does priest of forgotten gods reference marit lage? that would be real neat
🔗 20:10 ArmadilloAL: The thespians are just SO aggravating that the Flying Spaghetti Monster arises from his eternal slumber just to shut them up.
🔗 20:11 phorrestgaze: no this is game one, you're stuck in a time loop!
🔗 20:11 tipulsar85: Ready for Game 5?
🔗 20:11 Loonatic93: Now, go with me on this journey... MULL TO ZERO!!!!!!!!!
🔗 20:11TVsVeryOwn: !card rowdy crew
🔗 20:11 LRRbot: Rowdy Crew [2RR] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/3] | Trample / When Rowdy Crew enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards at random. If two cards that share a card type are discarded this way, put two +1/+1 counters on Rowdy Crew.
🔗 20:11 NexusVoxx: @postmodernpajamawrestler its in reference to the Nephilim
🔗 20:11 phorrestgaze:
🔗 20:11turtl3twins: no the thespians do such a good impression everyone thinks marit lage showed up @ArmadilloAL
🔗 20:11TVsVeryOwn: I love having lands to cast my spells!
🔗 20:11 postmodernpajamawrestler: ahh, neat
🔗 20:11 NexusVoxx: top deck war
🔗 20:11Dr_fragenstien: in my opinion, the only thing worse than going to 4 is having no lands
🔗 20:12 NexusVoxx: iiiii dont know
🔗 20:12 phorrestgaze: scary for everyone
🔗 20:12 ArmadilloAL: Fun Fact: Kai Budde and his buddy once did that for the deciding game of a Grand Prix, because the Oath of Druids mirror was so grindy and they'd already been playing the finals for three hours and they just wanted to go home already.
🔗 20:12turtl3twins: what's the fewest cards storm can kill you with in highlander Ben?
🔗 20:12turtl3twins: mulligan-wise i mean\
🔗 20:12 LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
🔗 20:12 LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
🔗 20:12 LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Tidehollow Sculler [WB] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Garruk, Primal Hunter [2GGG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −3: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / −6: Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Edric, Spymaster of Trest [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may draw a card.
🔗 20:13 TheOtherTrevor: clearly take the 8 drop
🔗 20:13turtl3twins: has that ever happened?
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
🔗 20:14 mariammistressofmanifolds: i believe in you cam!
🔗 20:14Dr_fragenstien:
absolutley barbaric!
🔗 20:14 NexusVoxx: bob eric
🔗 20:14 ArmadilloAL: Magic as Garfield intended.
🔗 20:14 postmodernpajamawrestler: mardu "tempo" aristocrats
🔗 20:14 LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
🔗 20:14alcoriangod7: Ben, What do you think of Revival / Revenge in Canadian?
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 20:15 mariammistressofmanifolds: yes
🔗 20:15 NexusVoxx: i dont feel like revenge is worth having worse Unearth on the front
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
🔗 20:15 r10pez10: whoa a standard card
🔗 20:15 postmodernpajamawrestler: !card Revival // Revenge
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
🔗 20:15alcoriangod7: !card Revival / Revenge
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Revival // Revenge | Revival [{W/B}{W/B}] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. // Revenge [4WB] | Sorcery | Double your life total. Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
🔗 20:15 TheOtherTrevor: You mean Jane Austen Revival and Revenge
🔗 20:15 postmodernpajamawrestler: oof
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:16 LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:16 mariammistressofmanifolds: oofa doofa
🔗 20:16 MurficWPN: life // death
🔗 20:16 LRRbot: Blasting Station [3] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Blasting Station deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may untap Blasting Station.
🔗 20:16 Skudd: Mmm, Prime Time
🔗 20:16Nywt: Where can I get decklists for tonight?
🔗 20:16 NexusVoxx: !decklists
🔗 20:17 Ringo_The_Monkey: Couldn't cam have won?
🔗 20:17 LRRbot: Garruk, Primal Hunter [2GGG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −3: Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / −6: Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
🔗 20:17 LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:17 NexusVoxx: dont think is
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🔗 20:17 mariammistressofmanifolds: this is lethal now
🔗 20:18 mariammistressofmanifolds: wasnt before
🔗 20:18 postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah thats lethal
🔗 20:18 Diabore: cam couldnt have "won" won but he could have got nelson too 2 on end step
🔗 20:18 LRRbot: Hallowed Spiritkeeper [1WW] | Creature — Avatar [3/2] | Vigilance / When Hallowed Spiritkeeper dies, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
🔗 20:18 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 20:19 Ringo_The_Monkey: aight
🔗 20:19GenieWH: He got there
🔗 20:19TVsVeryOwn: aristocrats folks!
🔗 20:19 NexusVoxx: the aristocrats!
🔗 20:19turtl3twins: it kinda should make you cross-eyed
🔗 20:19markededge: I remember the storm deck gives people migraines.
🔗 20:20Dr_fragenstien: the web of connections between cards looks like a conspiracy theorist's corkboard
🔗 20:20Aravion: the aristocrats are maybe just a little bit convoluted
🔗 20:20 Diabore: god aristocrats can be a tricky deck, and other times its "crerature dies you lose?
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🔗 20:20 postmodernpajamawrestler: yeah aristocrats type decks on MTGO are in fact a nightmare
🔗 20:20turtl3twins: highlander is a lot of mental gymnastics
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🔗 20:20 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, AllRandomSocks! (Today's storm count: 59)
🔗 20:20 Kalpho: Tight Plays
🔗 20:20cotillion1850: I put together orzhov arstiocrats today on Arena it felt good so far
🔗 20:21SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah, that sounds accurate
🔗 20:21 tipulsar85: !storm
🔗 20:21 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 59 (new subscribers: 10, returning subscribers: 48, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1320, new followers: 40
🔗 20:21Dr_fragenstien: I want to put together aristocrats in arena, I just can't settle on the colors
🔗 20:21 MrPolyK: good night all, going to prerelease
🔗 20:21 Diabore: i love saying to my op "can i kill you"
🔗 20:21Dr_fragenstien: @MrPolyK good luck!
🔗 20:21 Diabore: makes them think
🔗 20:21 LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
🔗 20:21 LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | Isolated Chapel enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
🔗 20:21TVsVeryOwn: I love when opp asks "am I dead?"
🔗 20:22 tipulsar85: !quote chat
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
🔗 20:22cotillion1850: I went with base BW and I think you could easily go into either Red or Green but for now I am keeping it simple with BW
🔗 20:22EricOstby: Oh yeah, my friend is notorious for playing Sentinel Tower in High Tide and tanking for a solid minute when casting two spells kills me.
🔗 20:22 DaMullet14: I love those puzzles
🔗 20:22 Zardoc66: Its super hard to think what your opponent might be playing around when you know that you dont have any answers
🔗 20:22Dr_fragenstien: Arena gothic
🔗 20:22 Karfsma778: PossibilityStorm.Com is basically today's version of that
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
🔗 20:22 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:02.
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
🔗 20:23 mariammistressofmanifolds: holy moly
🔗 20:23Dr_fragenstien:
🔗 20:23 Krokaar: who doesnt buy deer sized salt licks?
🔗 20:23SmashTCG: DO IT. KILL ME (hides Settle the wreckage in hand)
🔗 20:23 Vampiricsloth: oofa doofa
🔗 20:23SydPreviouslyHeadache: Erboros of salt?
🔗 20:23 tipulsar85: Uh... Hi Depths
🔗 20:23 postmodernpajamawrestler: I was wondering why you did that before you laid out your hand lol
🔗 20:23 Diabore: thats when you ask the judge if you can duct tape their mouth
🔗 20:23 LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
🔗 20:23 LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
🔗 20:23 LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
🔗 20:23 r10pez10: "ouroboros of salt" is a great turn of phrase
🔗 20:24 NexusVoxx: topdeck loam
🔗 20:24 LRRbot: Voyaging Satyr [1G] | Creature — Satyr Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land.
🔗 20:24turtl3twins: i want an "ouroboros of salt" shirt now
🔗 20:24 JerecoPlays: This is no way for Cam to go out =( I am sad.
🔗 20:25SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH WAIT! Doesn't Bloodmoon make Dark Depths enter without counters? but it can't be sacrificed?
🔗 20:25 Koshindan: Twice the booty.
🔗 20:25 LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/3] | When Titania, Protector of Argoth enters the battlefield, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
🔗 20:25SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember this was brought up on discord a little while ago
🔗 20:25 phorrestgaze: oof
🔗 20:25 NexusVoxx: @SydPreviouslyHeadache yes. when moon goes away though nyou do get marit
🔗 20:25 postmodernpajamawrestler: oofa doofa
🔗 20:25 Blasteg: holy moly
🔗 20:25SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, thank you NexusVoxx
🔗 20:25 Diabore: damn nelly
🔗 20:25Willbrannon: Is is no way to die
🔗 20:25SmashTCG: she care Little of shiv, or the surrounding places
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.
🔗 20:26 phorrestgaze: mana burn yourself
🔗 20:26 ArmadilloAL: !card zap
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Zap [2R] | Instant | Zap deals 1 damage to any target. / Draw a card.
🔗 20:26EricOstby: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
🔗 20:26 Diabore: was that thoughtsieze?
🔗 20:26DerpAttackGo: !card Darkness
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
🔗 20:26 tipulsar85: Next round?
🔗 20:26 tipulsar85: That was fast...
🔗 20:26 Blasteg: Ben v Alex for the Final!
🔗 20:27turtl3twins: blasting station is an MVP
🔗 20:27 NexusVoxx: gamer fuel
🔗 20:27TVsVeryOwn: Ben Ben Ben Ben (<<<Like Bill Nye the Science Guy)
🔗 20:27SydPreviouslyHeadache: Judge, my opponent ate my card
🔗 20:27 DoodlestheGreat: 100% pure adrenaline!
🔗 20:27 NexusVoxx: dont eat the delicious cardboard
🔗 20:27 postmodernpajamawrestler: the thrill of curving threats into burn
🔗 20:27 tipulsar85: Next round is N100 cage match.
🔗 20:27TheWanderingNomad: TWO MEN ENTER
🔗 20:28 Blasteg: so what exactly happened last game? Nelson got the right draw to blow u all Cam's land?
🔗 20:29 Vampiricsloth: i play titania as my duel commander deck. she can be brutal
🔗 20:30 Blasteg: I just finished Bylaw and order ep2 yesterday, it's funny they spend all their money on a cafe and can't afford potions
🔗 20:30 LetsConsider: Why @TehAmelie
🔗 20:30 Vampiricsloth:
zuran orb is so good
🔗 20:31 NexusVoxx: gdq is a helluva drug
🔗 20:31 TehAmelie: don'¨t ask why
🔗 20:31 TehAmelie: it's all done with orbs now
🔗 20:31 Blasteg: because, whynot? We have square watermelons
🔗 20:31 TehAmelie: !findquote orb
🔗 20:31 LRRbot: Quote #4556: "Ecstasy to the Orb? Joy to the World!" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
🔗 20:31 TehAmelie: exactly
🔗 20:32 Blasteg:
I personally prefer Kaboom myself 
🔗 20:32floydisnotpink: !findquoteorb
🔗 20:32 Blasteg: !findquote boom
🔗 20:32 LRRbot: Quote #5279: "I wanna make things go boom boom!" —Paul [2018-08-23]
🔗 20:32 tipulsar85: !findquote orb
🔗 20:32 LRRbot: Quote #4556: "Ecstasy to the Orb? Joy to the World!" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
🔗 20:33 TehAmelie: !findquote Dale
🔗 20:33 TehAmelie: bah, that was so not recently
🔗 20:33 CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, it's Mine O' Clock. Wait, no...
🔗 20:34 tehcrashxor: I thought this was Yugioh!
🔗 20:34DeltaNegative:
🔗 20:35SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh, reasonable assumption
🔗 20:35 NexusVoxx: marit lage 2020
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 20:35Mechsican:
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
🔗 20:35 Karfsma778: Savage burning
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
🔗 20:35 NexusVoxx: rishadan bayou
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
🔗 20:36SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god
🔗 20:36 SuperGiraffe: grim flayer
🔗 20:36 NexusVoxx: yes superintendant?
🔗 20:36 Karfsma778: Ben should be at 17
🔗 20:36MintChocDoublin: pelt collector also known as experiment two
🔗 20:36 tipulsar85: !card Skinner
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Obsessive Skinner [1G] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | When Obsessive Skinner enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
🔗 20:36sivakrytos: it does not seem that we ever "got kony"
🔗 20:36 TehAmelie: holy cats, there's a Creeper World 4. somebody alert Paul
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
🔗 20:36jarvisj07: Champion Untapped?
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
🔗 20:36 Namboto: oh man remember when the guy behind kony 2012 did all that stuff that you shouldn't do? good times
🔗 20:36 postmodernpajamawrestler: "Poacher is so incriminating, I prefer Pelt Collector"
🔗 20:36 NexusVoxx: 18 is correct
🔗 20:36crashdownreg: bloodsoaked champion has 2 shields but can't block
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
🔗 20:36 tipulsar85: Card?
🔗 20:36 DJayH: fatal push
🔗 20:36 LoadingReadyRun:
TehAmelie I've been watching the KnuckleCracker blog
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
🔗 20:37 vegetalss4: What card was that Alex used for removal?
🔗 20:37 LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
🔗 20:37 vegetalss4:
Thank you Cam
🔗 20:37 LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
🔗 20:37 LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
🔗 20:37SpyCactus: Ooh, Canadian Highlander?
🔗 20:37 NexusVoxx: bye-ou
🔗 20:37turtl3twins: is bomat signed?
🔗 20:37 SuperGiraffe: Apparently Scrapheap scrounger has had more Pro Tour tops 8s than any other card
🔗 20:38 DrEinstein99: Is this the winners game or the just having fun bracket?
🔗 20:38 NexusVoxx: even basics?
🔗 20:38 r10pez10: winrar bracket
🔗 20:38 LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
🔗 20:38 r10pez10: but all the brackets are the having fun bracket
🔗 20:38 DrEinstein99: Nice
🔗 20:38 LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
🔗 20:38 DrEinstein99: Of course
🔗 20:38SpyCactus: Basics, in a pro tour?
🔗 20:38SpyCactus: Hardly ever happens
🔗 20:38 mariammistressofmanifolds: basics? in my pro tour? it's more likely than you think
🔗 20:38TVsVeryOwn: nice one Ben
🔗 20:39turtl3twins: that's amazing
🔗 20:39 tipulsar85: WE have Tomato in chat.
🔗 20:39 postmodernpajamawrestler: communicate a whole turn only with car noises please
🔗 20:39 r10pez10: Raymond "Spike Spike" Swanland
🔗 20:39 LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
🔗 20:39SpyCactus: Do car noises include everything from car talk?
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: Tomb of Urami | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying named Urami.
🔗 20:40SydPreviouslyHeadache: Tomb boom rimes. but Tomb Bomb doesn't
🔗 20:40turtl3twins: tomb of the boooooooom!!!!!!!
🔗 20:40 Loonatic93: Tomb of Umami?
🔗 20:40SpyCactus: Because they made a bunch of noises
🔗 20:40 postmodernpajamawrestler: @SpyCactus no just the noises your car makes
🔗 20:40 WithoutAnAce: OMG mutavault is an ogre!
🔗 20:40SpyCactus: But I am without automotive transport atm, @postmodernpajamawrestler
🔗 20:41 postmodernpajamawrestler: make them with your mouth
🔗 20:41 r10pez10: my car has three wheels that pay out if they match up
🔗 20:41Sektor88:
get out of his swamp
🔗 20:41 tipulsar85: Everyone Likes Cakes...
🔗 20:41 LRRbot: Sulfur Elemental [2R] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Flash / Split second / White creatures get +1/−1.
🔗 20:41SpyCactus: @postmodernpajamawrestler but I can't make the noises my car makes, if I don't have a car
🔗 20:41 postmodernpajamawrestler: oh lol
🔗 20:42 tipulsar85: !card Living Death
🔗 20:42 LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
🔗 20:42TVsVeryOwn: The nerve of some opponents
🔗 20:42TVsVeryOwn: drawing out of Wasteland, well I never
🔗 20:43 tipulsar85: I AM the HYPE!
🔗 20:43 postmodernpajamawrestler: give us your best swedish luxury car impressions
🔗 20:43TheWanderingNomad: I get that reference!
🔗 20:44SpyCactus: Question, does Niv-Mizzit count as a big dumb dragon?
🔗 20:44DarthRagnar815:
🔗 20:44 tipulsar85: Is over head losing frames, Paul?
🔗 20:44 TehAmelie: hey, the vomit reflex and the laugh reflex is almost the same
🔗 20:44TVsVeryOwn: "Expecting to burp and then vomitting on the floor"
🔗 20:44 postmodernpajamawrestler: big dumb genius dragon
🔗 20:44 TemporallyAwry: A "This is why you double sleeve" info-video
🔗 20:44 Loonatic93: Niv-Mizzit is the dumbest drangon.
🔗 20:44 Loonatic93: dragon.
🔗 20:44 WithoutAnAce: At least bacterial if not viral
🔗 20:44Morrigan9: ug why cam
🔗 20:44 NexusVoxx: scryeeeeeeeeee
🔗 20:44 MalBeam: does vomiting on stream violate twitch TOS?
🔗 20:44 LoadingReadyRun: tipulsar85 I don't think so?
🔗 20:44 TheOtherTrevor: i certainly hope there is nothing viral in Alex's vomit
🔗 20:44 mariammistressofmanifolds: burger king foot lettuce!
🔗 20:44Sektor88:
huh, speechjammer's on again
🔗 20:44 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 20:44 LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
🔗 20:45crashdownreg: take 2 mana burn
🔗 20:45 postmodernpajamawrestler: ben is def on norin
🔗 20:45 tipulsar85: It looks like it here...
🔗 20:45 phorrestgaze: oof
🔗 20:45 LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | +1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / −1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / −2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
🔗 20:45 NexusVoxx: karn with pants
🔗 20:45 Robot_Bones: I AM KARN
🔗 20:45 Loonatic93: Jesus is my Commander... And my co-pilot!
🔗 20:45 Namboto: sludgecore chipmunks is legitimately good
🔗 20:45 LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
🔗 20:45 postmodernpajamawrestler: Karn, No longer Liberated
🔗 20:46SpyCactus: Do you think his globe transforms into a construct?
🔗 20:46 NexusVoxx: !decklists
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Tomb of Urami | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying named Urami.
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Undiscovered Paradise | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
🔗 20:46 Koshindan: Don't let your memes be dreams.
🔗 20:46SmashTCG: wow Savage
🔗 20:46 NexusVoxx: which one ranks below wastes?
🔗 20:46 Blasteg: yeah, mine too
🔗 20:46 Doc_Rider:
🔗 20:46 postmodernpajamawrestler: lrrbot should timeout lrrbot
🔗 20:46SpyCactus: That is a heck of a rampant growth
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
🔗 20:47 SuperGiraffe: Is Wastes the 6th basic, or is it plains?
🔗 20:47 TheOtherTrevor: wastes above plains
🔗 20:47auxv: waste is in the top 5 obvs
🔗 20:47 SuperGiraffe: fair choice
🔗 20:47EricOstby: Can we get a count on how many cards Alex put into exile?
🔗 20:47 Namboto: it was lots
🔗 20:47 Namboto: lots many
🔗 20:47 LRRbot: Brazen Scourge [1RR] | Creature — Gremlin [3/3] | Haste
🔗 20:47SpyCactus: A metric "bunch"
🔗 20:47 TheTunnelingCat: in mono black i once exiled 50 cards after naming swamp with that, I exiled 2 of em then flipped just about every non basic land in the deck before finding it
🔗 20:47 tipulsar85: Overhead has fixed itself now... weird.
🔗 20:47 NexusVoxx: grim lava man
🔗 20:47 LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
🔗 20:48SpyCactus: Things sure are looking grim
🔗 20:48 Banrael:
100 Yay, I'm not too late at getting home, I can see part of a game 
🔗 20:48 LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
🔗 20:48 NexusVoxx: thats not a pickle, thats mox emerald
🔗 20:48 LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
🔗 20:48SpyCactus: Ooh, the best plainswalker
🔗 20:48 LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
🔗 20:48 Namboto: mox pickle
🔗 20:48 phorrestgaze: just bobby into an 8 drop
🔗 20:49 LRRbot: Hanweir Battlements | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. / {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.
🔗 20:49 Robot_Bones: This guy are sick
🔗 20:49 ArmadilloAL: My previous employer met a....uh, noodly end.
🔗 20:49 NexusVoxx: good WW Ganondorf laugh ben
🔗 20:49turtl3twins: what are aristcrat's points cam?
🔗 20:49 LRRbot: Incendiary Flow [1R] | Sorcery | Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
🔗 20:49 wolf2012pack: HUE ?
🔗 20:49 tipulsar85: Hangar Time!
🔗 20:50JaymicUnyielding: Hello LRR + Chat! Any Allegiance cards make a splash yet?
🔗 20:50Wodar9: How is the name Medium red and not Medium rare?
🔗 20:50 LRRbot: Reality Smasher [4C] | Creature — Eldrazi [5/5] | Trample, haste / Whenever Reality Smasher becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.
🔗 20:50 phorrestgaze: lemme smash
🔗 20:50SpyCactus: That seems like a beating
🔗 20:50 LRRbot: Putrefy [1BG] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.
🔗 20:50 postmodernpajamawrestler: medium read is spooky when it curves out
🔗 20:50 Namboto:
🔗 20:50 NexusVoxx: @turtl3twins looks like just Stoneforge?
🔗 20:50 phorrestgaze: zot
🔗 20:50 underhill33: rood
🔗 20:50 HesGotNoPants: what makes this highlander Canadian?
🔗 20:50 LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
🔗 20:50TVsVeryOwn: Ben with the style points!
🔗 20:50 NexusVoxx: @jay not legal yet, so no
🔗 20:50SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh, if you discard Nullhide Ferox because of Reality Smasher, does it go to the battlefield?
🔗 20:50bradlby: elaborate
🔗 20:50 phorrestgaze: and everyone started clapping
🔗 20:50 wolf2012pack: overlay with the flicker
🔗 20:50 Koshindan:
I believe that was the correct play. 
🔗 20:50TVsVeryOwn:
🔗 20:51 underhill33:
🔗 20:51 tipulsar85: Bolt shifted borders there
🔗 20:51Dr_fragenstien: cam hurt himself in confusion
🔗 20:51 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 20:51SydPreviouslyHeadache: because Reality Smasher is a source your opponent controls? but you have to cast the spell targeting it?
🔗 20:51 MalBeam: well i just got a call from the jerk store, and they're running out of you
🔗 20:51 postmodernpajamawrestler:
🔗 20:51 TheOtherTrevor: respond with nature's claim my mox
🔗 20:51SpyCactus: Let the Rage flow through you, Ben @LoadingReadyRun
🔗 20:51turtl3twins: @NexusVoxx thanks, I didn't really want to check decklists
🔗 20:51bastian964: I think that's my favorite magic quote of all time.
🔗 20:51 TimWinGame: 222-0
🔗 20:51 insane_42:
🔗 20:51bastian964: "I was playing around you having hope."
🔗 20:52 postmodernpajamawrestler: @TimWinGame Jon Bois?
🔗 20:52 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 20:52EricOstby: Now it's serious.
🔗 20:52 r10pez10: this has been a weird stream
🔗 20:52 tipulsar85: Time?
🔗 20:52 Doc_Rider:
🔗 20:52Dr_fragenstien: bah gawd tha6t man had a family!
🔗 20:52TVsVeryOwn: tempers are a flaring
🔗 20:52 MalBeam: we're playing canlander, so a canadian destroyer would be a more appropriate wrestling move
🔗 20:52 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 20:52 Banrael:
Accurate
🔗 20:52 TimWinGame: @postmodernpajamawrestler Yeah!
🔗 20:52SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love magic with LRR
🔗 20:52 HesGotNoPants:
🔗 20:52 Loonatic93: Good Luck High Five!
🔗 20:52 LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land — Mountain |
🔗 20:52 HorusFive: Alex "A G. D. adult" Steacy
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🔗 20:53 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, KDHofAvalon87! (Today's storm count: 60)
🔗 20:53 LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | +1: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / −2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / −7: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
🔗 20:53 mariammistressofmanifolds:
🔗 20:53 tipulsar85: That a nissa!
🔗 20:53SpyCactus: That is a good play
🔗 20:53 postmodernpajamawrestler: Get him on his upkeep in kind Alex
🔗 20:53Wodar9: The smallest dice I have seen
🔗 20:53 HesGotNoPants: @loonatic93 high five to the face it sounds like
🔗 20:53TVsVeryOwn: Use a big boy die for the camera, Alex
🔗 20:53 r10pez10: ms revane to the battlefield, ms revane to the battlefield
🔗 20:53C4ge: Getting a bit briney for LRR
🔗 20:53Dr_fragenstien: can someone explain to me what the black mold arcetype is
🔗 20:53 NexusVoxx: GB aggro
🔗 20:53TVsVeryOwn: Jund no red
🔗 20:54 LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
🔗 20:54SpyCactus: If Nissa went to Ravnica, it would be cool to see her as Supreme Botanist, especially since we've already seen her in Simic colors
🔗 20:54 LRRbot: Tainted Wood | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Activate this ability only if you control a Swamp.
🔗 20:54 postmodernpajamawrestler: GB aggro that happens to do some predictable GB stuff
🔗 20:54turtl3twins: @Dr_fragenstien GB aggro that's as resilient and recursive as possible
🔗 20:54 LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
🔗 20:54Willbrannon: Wow going after commander playersss...... i like it
🔗 20:54 LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
🔗 20:54 F1SHOR: Kalitas is a card i really dont miss from standard
🔗 20:54 tipulsar85: It would be if the sides were 5mm a vertex...
🔗 20:55bastian964: Alex take one.
🔗 20:55 chrono2x: Alex takes one
🔗 20:55TVsVeryOwn: Kalitas is the bane of all my favourite combo decks
🔗 20:55 LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
🔗 20:55turtl3twins: what's more backbreaking, ferocidon or Kalitas
🔗 20:55 NexusVoxx: sure is 6 points in here boss
🔗 20:55 LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
🔗 20:55 mariammistressofmanifolds: ooh wah ahah ah
🔗 20:56SpyCactus: That is a very impressive garden Nissa has going there\
🔗 20:56exactlythreedozenkittens: !card Mishra's Factory
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
🔗 20:56 banachspacebar: !card kalitas, traitor
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
🔗 20:56 WithoutAnAce: I thought that was workshop and not factory for a sec
🔗 20:56SpyCactus: Shame if something were to happen to it
🔗 20:56 ArmadilloAL: That could be the first time I've ever seen that ability of Kalitas actually activated before.
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
🔗 20:57 Diabore: did alex gain life from kalitas?
🔗 20:57exactlythreedozenkittens: Oof, right after the fiery confluence resolved
🔗 20:57 NexusVoxx: @Diabore no, ferocidon stops it
🔗 20:57exactlythreedozenkittens: @Diabore He can't, there's a ferocidon
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Vampire Hexmage [BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.
🔗 20:57 postmodernpajamawrestler: My grandpa's deck has no shatters!
🔗 20:57SydPreviouslyHeadache: everyone can choke sasuke
🔗 20:57 phorrestgaze: that meme''s dead already
🔗 20:57SpyCactus: Is Alex playing dark depths?
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
🔗 20:58exactlythreedozenkittens: omg hexmage is a vampire lol kalitas can eat him
🔗 20:58SpyCactus: Or is there another reason he's playing hexmage?
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
🔗 20:58 r10pez10: right i'm going to the beach, have fun y'all
🔗 20:58 lifecharacter: How many people on the LRR's Bizarre Playmat can be choking Sasuke?
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token named Ragavan that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
🔗 20:58turtl3twins: @SpyCactus no, it kills planeswalkers and it's just good
🔗 20:58 NexusVoxx: @SpyCactus its a 2/1 with first strike, for one. can kill walkers or refresh his undying/persist creatures
🔗 20:58 F1SHOR: bens plan is to kill himself before alex can?
🔗 20:58SpyCactus: @turtl3twins Ah, I don't think about it much outside of combo
🔗 20:58 NexusVoxx: I got ham but im not a hamster...
🔗 20:58exactlythreedozenkittens: !card Strangleroot Geist
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Strangleroot Geist [GG] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Haste / Undying
🔗 20:58SydPreviouslyHeadache: I got ham but i'm not a hamster
🔗 20:58kishachu_: has alex gained life from kalitas
🔗 20:59SydPreviouslyHeadache: MY FAVORITE Pirate!
🔗 20:59icefinch: @kishachu_ nope
🔗 20:59 lifecharacter: Rampaging Ferocidon prevents life gain.
🔗 20:59 Koshindan: @kishachu_ He can't with Ferocidon.
🔗 20:59EricOstby: Kari to exile, Zambie.
🔗 20:59SydPreviouslyHeadache: good my my favorite pirate
🔗 20:59turtl3twins: @SpyCactus fair Hexmage is fine in singleton, but wizards screwed up when they printed it
🔗 20:59StrawhatRyan: he gets a zombie when it dies right?
🔗 20:59 Loonatic93: Has Ben gained life from Ferocidon?
🔗 20:59Shenandygains: Zambie tho?
🔗 20:59TVsVeryOwn: Zambie trigger!
🔗 20:59 tipulsar85: oooh Promo Geist.
🔗 20:59BlueMagnusStormCrow: Zombie?
🔗 20:59exactlythreedozenkittens: Kari gets exiled, alex makes zomblebie
🔗 20:59 DigitalSeahorse: xD
🔗 20:59 mariammistressofmanifolds: alex gets a zombie
🔗 20:59StrawhatRyan: zombie from the block! D:
🔗 20:59 wolf2012pack: Alex NO
🔗 21:00 ArmadilloAL: Zombie Zev.
🔗 21:00 DigitalSeahorse: lol pun joeks
🔗 21:00SpyCactus: Does zombie zev have a zombie monkey?
🔗 21:00turtl3twins: no, just a zambie
🔗 21:00 Koshindan: @SpyCactus No, they need the monkey for restoration parts on the Zev model.
🔗 21:01TVsVeryOwn: embalmed Ragavan token, plz and thnx
🔗 21:01SpyCactus: Is that why Zombie zev is so lopsided?
🔗 21:01 LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
🔗 21:01 HesGotNoPants: @koshindan it on a hamster wheel in the chest
🔗 21:01 tipulsar85: Zev becomes a token mono Zombie, not copy of herself.
🔗 21:01 LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
🔗 21:01SpyCactus: Ooh, Foglio art!
🔗 21:02turtl3twins: did daredevil flash anything back?
🔗 21:02 LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
🔗 21:02BlueMagnusStormCrow:
Skred
🔗 21:02Dr_fragenstien: what does skred even mean?
🔗 21:03SpyCactus: Sack hexmage after persist to refresh?
🔗 21:03TVsVeryOwn: snow covered red
🔗 21:03JaymicUnyielding: Look down, look up, my Mountains are now Snow.
🔗 21:03turtl3twins: @Dr_fragenstien it just does
🔗 21:03 tipulsar85: Geist wil become a bigger geist soon.
🔗 21:03 Koshindan: @Dr_fragenstien Skred is like purple. You can define it, but it doesn't actually describe it.
🔗 21:03JaymicUnyielding: @Dr_fragenstien another word for avalanche
🔗 21:04 Bobtheninjagoldfish: did alex take one from the zombles?
🔗 21:04 NexusVoxx: cams got it
🔗 21:04 Loonatic93: So, did Ben gain life from Ferocidon?
🔗 21:04 tipulsar85: And frames are dropping again on overhead only.
🔗 21:04turtl3twins: @JaymicUnyielding thanks for that, i was just making a dumb joke, but that's actually interesting
🔗 21:04 LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
🔗 21:04TVsVeryOwn: do it Ben!
🔗 21:04 NexusVoxx: cant gain life
🔗 21:04 A_Dub888: !card kalitas, traitor
🔗 21:04 LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
🔗 21:04 Phosphatide:
greetings LRR friends, i'm watching from work as my LGC awaits the midnight prerelease to begin 
🔗 21:04 NexusVoxx: matcha magic
🔗 21:04 LRRbot: nginginginging...
🔗 21:04JaymicUnyielding:
@turtl3twins 
🔗 21:05 LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert Glorybringer as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
🔗 21:05wlsack: Dash Hopes!
🔗 21:05 circusofkirkus: dargon!
🔗 21:05 HesGotNoPants: !quote alex
🔗 21:05 LRRbot: Quote #4025: "How many pushups would kill a human?" —Alex [2017-02-18]
🔗 21:05Austinwrkout: He should have played that Nighthawk in hand
🔗 21:06turtl3twins: probably didn't want to overextend into a wrath or something
🔗 21:06 JerecoPlays: He just blows up the nighthawk
🔗 21:06squidssssss: nighthawk would still die to exerted dragon
🔗 21:06KennyMorgan: Glorybringer would have just killed it
🔗 21:06Austinwrkout: True
🔗 21:06 LRRbot: Scab-Clan Berserker [1RR] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/2] | Haste / Renown 1 / Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, if Scab-Clan Berserker is renowned, Scab-Clan Berserker deals 2 damage to that player.
🔗 21:06CrazymattCaptain: what are those cards?
🔗 21:06 banachspacebar: this ferocidon basically did like 20 damage to alex
🔗 21:06turtl3twins: what was the other card in alex's hand?
🔗 21:07SydPreviouslyHeadache: these were good games
🔗 21:07turtl3twins: besides nighthawk
🔗 21:07 tipulsar85: Nighthawk and something else
🔗 21:07 Diabore: drqthrite shaman
🔗 21:07 MurficWPN: deathrite shaman
🔗 21:07turtl3twins: shaman? thanks chat
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
🔗 21:07turtl3twins: and cameron
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature — Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
🔗 21:07 LRRbot: Gnarled Scarhide [B] | Enchantment Creature — Minotaur [2/1] | Bestow {3}{B} / Gnarled Scarhide can't block. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and can't block.
🔗 21:08 LRRbot: Najeela, the Blade-Blossom [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate this ability only during combat.
🔗 21:08SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's cool
🔗 21:08SydPreviouslyHeadache: WAIT WHAT
🔗 21:09 tipulsar85: POWERFUL MAGIC!
🔗 21:09turtl3twins: i love ranching players with their own cards
🔗 21:09wumpus0000: hi there!
🔗 21:09SydPreviouslyHeadache: cratermaker is a warrior
🔗 21:09 LRRbot: Greenwheel Liberator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | Revolt — Greenwheel Liberator enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
🔗 21:09 LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
🔗 21:09 Koshindan: This baby can hold so many warriors.
🔗 21:10SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh. a deck that kills its opponent by them having creatures etb
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan, Last of the Abzan enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Thorn Lieutenant [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/3] | Whenever Thorn Lieutenant becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. / {5}{G}: Thorn Lieutenant gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
🔗 21:10C4ge: But red doesnt take any thought
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Kraul Harpooner [1G] | Creature — Insect Warrior [3/2] | Reach / Undergrowth — When Kraul Harpooner enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature with flying you don't control. Kraul Harpooner gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard, then you may have Kraul Harpooner fight that creature.
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Skarrgan Pit-Skulk [G] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Bloodthirst 1 / Creatures with power less than Skarrgan Pit-Skulk's power can't block it.
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — Narnam Renegade enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
🔗 21:10spawnofhastur: !uptime
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:06:55.
🔗 21:10Sethro420: !points
🔗 21:10C4ge: Warrior tribal is frontier viable
🔗 21:10 ArcOfTheConclave: !card chief of the edge
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Chief of the Edge [WB] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Other Warrior creatures you control get +1/+0.
🔗 21:10 ArmadilloAL: !card boldwyr intimidator
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Boldwyr Intimidator [5RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [5/5] | Cowards can't block Warriors. / {R}: Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. / {2}{R}: Target creature becomes a Warrior until end of turn.
🔗 21:11 postmodernpajamawrestler: soldiers are just organized warriors
🔗 21:11 lifecharacter: !bloodchin rager
🔗 21:11 Koshindan: Soldiers fight for a cause. Warriors fight just because.
🔗 21:11 A_Dub888: !card bloodchin
🔗 21:11 LRRbot: Did you mean: Blood-Chin Fanatic; Blood-Chin Rager
🔗 21:11 postmodernpajamawrestler: !card bloodchin rager
🔗 21:11 Juliamon: !card blood-chin rager
🔗 21:11 LRRbot: Blood-Chin Rager [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Blood-Chin Rager attacks, Warrior creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.
🔗 21:11 lifecharacter: Damn hyphens.
🔗 21:11 Dandinstorm12: what ups chat
🔗 21:11silverstar216: Soldier is more organized, warrior is more barbaric
🔗 21:11Dandinstorm12 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Dandinstorm12 subscribed for 54 months in a row!
🔗 21:11 Dandinstorm12: I never get to see this stream live
🔗 21:11 LRRbot:
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🔗 21:11turtl3twins: Points check?
🔗 21:12swiftynuggets: secure the wastes makes tons of warriors
🔗 21:12 tipulsar85: That was Fun!
🔗 21:12SydPreviouslyHeadache: that rager doesn't get invited to dinner parties
🔗 21:12SydPreviouslyHeadache: a lot of fun
🔗 21:12ferro_man: 45 minutes until my prerelease >_<
🔗 21:12Dirt_Gopher: top 16?
🔗 21:12 TheOtherTrevor: Battle it out because there can be only one
🔗 21:12 DigitalSeahorse: wait when?
🔗 21:12 tipulsar85: How many N100 members this time?
🔗 21:12 Dandinstorm12: 3?
🔗 21:12 Dandinstorm12: 2?
🔗 21:12turtl3twins: Canadian highlander best format?
🔗 21:12 Koshindan: Can't believe it's been a year.
🔗 21:13C4ge: No really its anpgraded khans deck like the rest of fronteir
🔗 21:13SydPreviouslyHeadache: Collar and tie?
🔗 21:13 postmodernpajamawrestler: @ferro_man what timezone?
🔗 21:13ferro_man: @postmodernpajamawrestler central
🔗 21:13 TheOtherTrevor: No Liam flying back just for the tournament?
🔗 21:13 Dandinstorm12: not bitter
🔗 21:14 postmodernpajamawrestler: big blue
🔗 21:14ferro_man: @postmodernpajamawrestler midnight pre-release friday into saturday, then ones at noon and 5pm on saturday and sunday
🔗 21:14 DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 21:14 Dandinstorm12: some nerd
🔗 21:14 tipulsar85:
🔗 21:14SydPreviouslyHeadache: Would Ben appreciate that nickname?
🔗 21:14 PhoenixMelior: Muscle wizards
🔗 21:14 DigitalSeahorse: some guy who does great comics!
🔗 21:14turtl3twins: muscle wizards indeed
🔗 21:14 chrono2x: When are we getting Marshall_LR up here to do commentary? I'm sure he would have fun doing that for Highlander.
🔗 21:15 DigitalSeahorse: what about the crafter thank you cards and doubloons?
🔗 21:15 Loonatic93: Splurge with Serge!
🔗 21:15 CaptainSpam: And we get cards even if we got one two years ago?
🔗 21:15turtl3twins: north100 crew commentating the year end tournament?
🔗 21:15 LoadingReadyRun: CaptainSpam Yes!
🔗 21:16 tipulsar85: Have a nice sleep all!
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🔗 21:18 Phillammon: d'you think they've got enough of these?
🔗 21:18turtl3twins: this is amazing
🔗 21:18SmashTCG: how did you not make a Storm deck with tendrills/
🔗 21:18 F1SHOR: fish guild best guild
🔗 21:19 tipulsar85: Almos ther
🔗 21:19 Dandinstorm12: your damn right
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🔗 21:19 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Hello
🔗 21:19 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, The_Lesser_Gatsby! (Today's storm count: 64)
🔗 21:19SmashTCG: gotta play Over 500 cards
🔗 21:19 Phillammon: Dandinstorm, how do you feel about being the first functionally banned card
🔗 21:19 The_Lesser_Gatsby:
Thanks Cam
🔗 21:19 Banrael:
250 Just cause
🔗 21:19 Dandinstorm12: @Phillammon I'd like to thank the academy...and the council...
🔗 21:19 DigitalSeahorse:
Cam needs a mana refill
🔗 21:20SmashTCG:
🔗 21:20 tipulsar85: How goes Bylaw & order Cam?
🔗 21:20 Dandinstorm12: whoops
🔗 21:20SydPreviouslyHeadache: a Lazav with a Helm of the Host
🔗 21:20 Dandinstorm12: there goes the whole everything
🔗 21:20SmashTCG: Cam.... giving away his character trait
🔗 21:20BlueChloroplast: ah ha! they are Lazav!
🔗 21:20SydPreviouslyHeadache: with Arcane Adaptation naming Ooze
🔗 21:20 drfox17: one of them was reincarnated
🔗 21:20 shurtal: Spoiler, the DM was the Assassin all along!
🔗 21:20 Dandinstorm12: dun dun dun
🔗 21:20 tipulsar85: !card Helm of the Host
🔗 21:20 LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary if equipped creature is legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
🔗 21:20 drfox17: from another world
🔗 21:20 tipulsar85: Baai!
🔗 21:20 drthvd3r: No, Izzet is another guild.
🔗 21:20SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night
🔗 21:20 Skudd: You have to tell me if you're a Dimir assassin.
🔗 21:20JaymicUnyielding: You have to tell me if you're Lazav.
🔗 21:20SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
🔗 21:21 Dandinstorm12: cya chat
🔗 21:21turtl3twins: unless it' s cam...always dimir
🔗 21:21 shurtal: DM, Dimir, It makes TOTAL SENSE
🔗 21:21 Dandinstorm12: I cost 54 points
🔗 21:21 DigitalSeahorse: good one, Cam, totes a fake out
🔗 21:21SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait... could you dm a game like that? 4 players are Lazav, but one had the Helm and they don't know who the original is, or even that the other players are also Lazav?
🔗 21:22SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, i mean of course it CAN be done, but would it be fun
🔗 21:23SydPreviouslyHeadache: every time there's combat a new ally pops up inexplicably
🔗 21:24SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone
🔗 21:42 Bratmon: The board games I won in the Boxing Day stream just showed up.
🔗 21:58 cheetoJack: woo! what board games did you win?
🔗 21:58benjamin_wheeler: I'm still laughing about that Bob trigger
🔗 22:08 Paranundrox: that bob trigger was legendary
🔗 22:11 Rockario: The mood went up and down so fast
🔗 22:41 Bratmon: I won Flock, Spirit Island, and Red November..
Today for the first time since I knew they were a THING I am able to make it to a Pre-Release... 
But they are full 
also hello chat
