🔗 00:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (18:31 from now).
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🔗 02:45 TehAmelie: hey why haven't everyone talked about Death to 2020? it's hilarious
🔗 02:47 TehAmelie: when the year had just been born and the Earth rotated, we could see the backside of it was ravaged by fire, a radicalized, angry form of air. and so on
🔗 03:29 TehAmelie: huh, Sweden has its first class 3 weather warning in a decade tonight. speaking of climate change
🔗 03:30 TehAmelie: i thought they scale only went up to class 2 so far. . .
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🔗 08:09 accountmadeforants: So, my corporate travel expenses for the entirety of 2020 came out to € 69. Something nice came out of that year after all, I suppose.
🔗 08:42 TehAmelie: though i would have to say the fake documentary Death to 2020 is also a nice thing to come out of the year
🔗 09:20 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 09:20 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (9:39 from now).
🔗 09:53 TehAmelie: The Golden Duck. hot very Jer
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🔗 11:52 Metric_Furlong: !advice
🔗 11:52 LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
🔗 11:52 Metric_Furlong: !findquote out
🔗 11:52 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 11:53 Metric_Furlong: presumably they all got jund'd
🔗 13:19 LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Quick reminder that this evening's Dice Friends goes live at 7PM Pacific, which is 2 hours later than normal. | Tonight on the show is 'A Night at the Golden Duck', a Old School Essential D&D adventure run by @GU1Duck feat. @sergeyager @apsalar & @goatprince || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1348741018351398912
🔗 14:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (4:52 from now).
🔗 14:42 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (4:17 from now).
🔗 14:44 DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
🔗 14:44 LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
🔗 14:44 DeM0nFiRe: !findquote stand
🔗 14:44 LRRbot: Quote #5451: "Ah the old Halloween stand by: Sexy eggs and bacon." —Paul [2018-10-29]
🔗 14:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (4:09 from now).
🔗 15:55 MAPBoardgames: !next
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (3:04 from now).
🔗 16:08 CyndaneTierney: !next
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2:51 from now).
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2:23 from now).
🔗 16:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2:16 from now).
🔗 16:57 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 16:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2:02 from now).
🔗 16:58 Spooky_Noises: !next
🔗 16:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2:01 from now).
🔗 17:04 LeeshaJoy: hello?
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:55 from now).
🔗 17:04 Juliamon: ~lasttweet reminder
🔗 17:04 LRRTwitter:
[4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Quick reminder that this evening's Dice Friends goes live at 7PM Pacific, which is 2 hours later than normal. | Tonight on the show is 'A Night at the Golden Duck', a Old School Essential D&D adventure run by @GU1Duck feat. @sergeyager @apsalar & @goatprince || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1348741018351398912
🔗 17:07 Nigouki: GU1Duck at the Golden Duck?
🔗 17:08 DarkMorford: Coincidence?
🔗 17:08 DarkMorford: Yeah, probably, but it's fun to think about.
🔗 17:08 Nigouki: i mean, who'd go through the effort of making that intentional?
🔗 17:10 DarkMorford: Jer certainly isn't the type to set up an elaborate joke like that, no. >_>
🔗 17:14 ContingentCat: !advice
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: Gamify your trash.
🔗 17:14 JohnLockeCole: So... Serge is serge, Apsalar is... Cori? if I remember right, ... who's Goatprince?
🔗 17:14 ContingentCat: Matt
🔗 17:15 JohnLockeCole: Jer and Matt? that's a regular reunion that
🔗 17:15 Juliamon: Matt Griffiths, not Wiggins
🔗 17:15 ContingentCat:
not 
🔗 17:15 Juliamon: Wiggins is Wiggins
🔗 17:15 Juliamon: Griffiths is our good goatboy
🔗 17:17 Defrost:
Matt is Matt 
🔗 17:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:38 from now).
🔗 17:27 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:32 from now).
🔗 17:37 TheMandrew: !next
🔗 17:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:22 from now).
🔗 17:46 Gekyouryuu: !next
🔗 17:46 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:13 from now).
🔗 17:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1:03 from now).
🔗 17:56 SnackPak_: ah, one more hour
🔗 17:59 Snowcookies: The DF streams are usually later when Jer is Ming
🔗 18:18 Snowcookies: !quote Jer
🔗 18:18 LRRbot: Quote #7094: "We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us." —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
🔗 18:18 DarkMorford: Yep, sounds like Jer.
🔗 18:23 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (36m from now).
🔗 18:24 mirshebs: ahhh a late night stream
🔗 18:35 Snowcookies: Nice
🔗 18:42 Snowcookies: Need to get back into Minecraft one day, maybe when 1.17 comes out.
🔗 18:43 Snowcookies: James is also planning on doing tours of fan punch a chunk worlds in his home stream in the future so maybe I can get on that
🔗 18:45 Juliamon: Mine's fairly utilitarian so I won't share it, but man it's nice just having something zen to keep myself occupied during downtime.
🔗 18:45 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hello all
🔗 18:47 NightValien28: hello hello
🔗 18:52McTwin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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🔗 18:54 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 18:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (5m from now).
🔗 18:54 ContingentCat: !advice
🔗 18:54 LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
🔗 18:54 TemporallyAwry: !soon
🔗 18:55 Juliamon: Overheard from sister on ESO guild group chat: "I'm fine with humans but I draw the line at killing animals."
🔗 18:56serramarkov subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
🔗 18:56 serramarkov: Yay!
🔗 18:56 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:56 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 18:57 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, can't stay for this one but wanted to wish everyone good luck at the Golden Duck
🔗 18:57 ButButTheJesus: good duck luck
🔗 18:57 Juliamon: !duckluck
🔗 18:57 ButButTheJesus: !y
🔗 18:57 Juliamon: aw someone pulled it
🔗 18:57 ButButTheJesus: wait was that actually a thing?
🔗 18:57 ButButTheJesus: holy heck
🔗 18:58 ButButTheJesus: what'd it say?
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1m from now).
🔗 18:58 Juliamon: 19/20 responses were "Nothing happens."
🔗 18:58 ButButTheJesus:
🔗 18:58 Snowcookies: I can't believe I jokingly no-scoped how that worked once
🔗 18:59 ButButTheJesus: and the 1/20?
🔗 18:59 TheDailyMapleSyrup: !GoldenDuck ?
🔗 18:59 PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy! 
🔗 18:59 PharaohBender27: !next
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (19s from now).
🔗 18:59 serramarkov: Ahoy-hoy!
🔗 18:59 ButButTheJesus: ahoy-hoy but I can't stay so a-bye bye
🔗 19:00 PharaohBender27:
@ButButTheJesus 
🔗 19:00 serramarkov: I took a nap so I could stay up for this and still work tomorrow.
🔗 19:00 kalira77: duckluck was from Best of Intentions iirc, but idk what the 1/20 said exactly
🔗 19:00HadesLeprechaun subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
🔗 19:00 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:00 PharaohBender27:
Yeah, we'll see how long I can stay for this, since I need to get up early tomorrow morning 
🔗 19:01 Juliamon: I don't remember what 1/20 was but if you wanted to scrub chat logs I suppose you would find it
🔗 19:01 Snowcookies: Something about bee-sized ducks iirc
🔗 19:02 DarkMorford:
TPK! TPK! TPK! 
🔗 19:02 kalira77: dang that reminds me I need to get back working on the quote database project
🔗 19:02 serramarkov: Oh- I remember that, now!
🔗 19:02 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 19:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2m ago).
🔗 19:02 DarkMorford: Okay, now what's everyone's THAC0?
🔗 19:03 Snowcookies: Hi Serge
🔗 19:03 Blythus: dnd hype!
🔗 19:03 Blythus: what edition are they using?
🔗 19:03 serramarkov: Hi, Serge!
🔗 19:03 mtvcdm: I rolled a 9
🔗 19:03 Juliamon: ~lasttweet
🔗 19:04gravitycannon: i still dont know what THACO is and art this stage im afraid to ask
🔗 19:04 Juliamon: Good news, that's why it's not a thing anymore
🔗 19:04 62MGcobra: my ac is -1
🔗 19:04Eklinaar: I've played that edition.
🔗 19:04 Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
🔗 19:04 serramarkov: To Hit Armor Class 0
🔗 19:04 Blythus: I can't tell what that is from the tweet :<
🔗 19:04 DarkMorford: Oh boy, we going old school.
🔗 19:04 RegulusPratus: I played Baldur's Gate 2
🔗 19:04Eklinaar: @Blythus It's Basic D&D, the precursor to 1st Edition
🔗 19:05 DarkMorford: Back when having a lower armor class was better. Can you imagine? 🤔
🔗 19:05Eklinaar: It's *very* lethal.
🔗 19:05 Blythus: oh holy cow, that's interesting
🔗 19:05Eklinaar: Like combat is basically a failstate.
🔗 19:05 Fruan: Mathematically it's exactly the same operation as d20 + accuracy vs a target number, but phrased as confusingly as possible
🔗 19:05 PharaohBender27:
!
🔗 19:05 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:05 TheDailyMapleSyrup: yay
🔗 19:05 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 19:05RegulusPratus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
🔗 19:05 RegulusPratus: Cast the stones! The dice must flow!
🔗 19:05 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:06 SmithKurosaki: you're up late
🔗 19:06wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
🔗 19:06 Sarah_Serinde: Two magic users and a cleric...this party is *squishy*
🔗 19:06 Sarah_Serinde:
But I'm sure 
🔗 19:06cuzuki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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🔗 19:06binnygoo: Oh hi Mark
🔗 19:06 Snowcookies: I love oops all magic
🔗 19:06 Mcgwee:
mage party?
🔗 19:07virtualcatastrophe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
🔗 19:07 virtualcatastrophe:
Thanks for all your hard work, it really helps a lot of folks. Lots of love and stay safe 
🔗 19:07 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:07 Fanboy_of_Bolas: huzzah
🔗 19:07 DarkMorford: Yay squishies!
🔗 19:07 samwisep86:
🔗 19:07 serramarkov: I had the basic set. Donated it long ago.
🔗 19:07Thriving_Turtle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
🔗 19:07 Thriving_Turtle:
Love you guys so much
🔗 19:07 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:07 Sarah_Serinde:
SergeYager Amazing pose in that going live photo 
🔗 19:07 lirazel64: Coming in on.a banger....
🔗 19:07Eklinaar: I predict multiple TPKs
🔗 19:07wynternyghtynggale: all out favorite people as nice comfy anxiety reducing squishys
🔗 19:07djalternative: hola chat
🔗 19:07 HorusFive: How is it that I didn't miss this? I thought I was coming to watch a VOD
🔗 19:07 Sarah_Serinde: HorusFive Late start to fit Jer's schedule
🔗 19:07 Electrodyne: Hi internet friends!
🔗 19:08 Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
🔗 19:08 Juliamon: Cori going hard with the high school yearbook photo in the tweet
🔗 19:08 Sarah_Serinde:
Oh you're right
🔗 19:08 Juliamon: I think it's the gradient grey background
🔗 19:08until_may subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
🔗 19:08 until_may: Don't be too stinky Adam
🔗 19:08 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:08The_Lesser_Gatsby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
🔗 19:08 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:08 PinballWitch: What's up Chat?
🔗 19:09 Bobtheninjagoldfish: WUB FACTOR 10, MR SULU!
🔗 19:09 SmithKurosaki: hey pinball
🔗 19:09 Arclight_Dynamo: This is at least 15 Gecs.
🔗 19:09Despoiler98: @Bobtheninjagoldfish SHE CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH WUB
🔗 19:09 PinballWitch: things you don't realize are as annoying as they are until you have to do it #3408: Transferring your games from an old 3DS to a new one
🔗 19:09 NightValien28: banger alert
🔗 19:10 KilrenKrae: here comes the drop
🔗 19:10 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Despoiler98 It's your job to make it handle that much Wubbage, Engineering!
🔗 19:10r2gamer2: Can’t wait for this one-off
🔗 19:10 Juliamon: oh yes, transferring between Nintendo systems is always The Worst
🔗 19:10 Electrodyne: 1: SHOW TOILET
🔗 19:10 Fruan: Show toilet plz
🔗 19:10 PinballWitch: Hi!
🔗 19:10Despoiler98: LIVE DICEFRANDS
🔗 19:10 Snowcookies: Hello!
🔗 19:10HundreydAundre: DUCK!
🔗 19:10 PinballWitch: Hi friends with dice!
🔗 19:10DragonicDudeYT: Howdy
🔗 19:10 DeM0nFiRe: Dice Frice!
🔗 19:10 awmcmillan: Hi Jer (and everybody else)
🔗 19:11 ContingentCat: \o/ Dice friends
🔗 19:11 UWDJohn: 3D6 down the line for character stats or riot!
🔗 19:11 BlueChloroplast: Quack!
🔗 19:11 MadWolf1290: ohhhh, LIVE
🔗 19:11 SmithKurosaki: and Serge!
🔗 19:11 serramarkov: Yay!!!!
🔗 19:11Evandill: \o/ Dice Friends!
🔗 19:11Despoiler98: tonight NO OTHER
🔗 19:11HundreydAundre: More like,... "DUCK-FRIENDS...!!" uH, WOOT WOOT!
🔗 19:11 MadWolf1290: volunteer? or volunTOLD?
🔗 19:11 Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
🔗 19:11MrMatternot: Muuuhhhnnnndddddaaaaayyyyy
🔗 19:12 HorusFive: Everybody always coddling children...
🔗 19:12couldntpickausername subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
🔗 19:12 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, couldntpickausername! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 19:12 ContingentCat: Go left!
🔗 19:12 MadWolf1290: yet?
🔗 19:12Despoiler98: THATS A CHALLENGE
🔗 19:12 mercano82: Go right!
🔗 19:12 serramarkov: Open all the doors!
🔗 19:12MrMatternot: Look behind you!
🔗 19:12 Snowcookies: t do that thing!
🔗 19:12djalternative: you can talk to us, but not respond to us
🔗 19:12 mtvcdm: LRRBot, whodunnit?
🔗 19:12 LRRbot: Put Jordan-R-EAA-1 in Smash, you cowards!
🔗 19:12 HorusFive: It was Lava-bears all along
🔗 19:12 TemporallyAwry: #AlwaysReadThePlaque
🔗 19:12 Electrodyne: I'd like to say, as Red Box D&D goes, Eff Bargle right in the A
🔗 19:12 RegulusPratus: Everything is an illusion all the time
🔗 19:13 Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
🔗 19:13 PinballWitch:
100 Have a fun game y'all! I'll be lurking as i swap my data from one 3DS to another
🔗 19:13 lirazel64: Always go after the mage.
🔗 19:13spethycakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
🔗 19:13 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, spethycakes! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 19:13 PharaohBender27: Holy moly, that's a jump in the Patreon amount!
🔗 19:13 ritchards: who did that great Golden Duck logo??
🔗 19:13 mtvcdm: Wait how did it pass 19K?!
🔗 19:13 PinballWitch: woo
🔗 19:13Despoiler98: lets gooooooo
🔗 19:13 PinballWitch: wish I had money I could contribute
🔗 19:13 corianderd: @ritchards featherweight
🔗 19:13 lirazel64: Wheee!
🔗 19:13 Sarah_Serinde: mtvcdm Wait yeah hasn't it been around the 12k region for ages?
🔗 19:14 ContingentCat: \o/
🔗 19:14 PinballWitch: Dice Frands
🔗 19:14ryuhimora: I joined literally as the intro played XD
🔗 19:14MrMatternot: Serge with the Redwall rabbit.
🔗 19:14 BlueChloroplast: CUUTE characters!
🔗 19:14 TemporallyAwry: Alright, the design on what I assume is a vulture is absolutely fantastic.
🔗 19:14 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde It usually is just short of $15k when I see the command brought up
🔗 19:14 mtvcdm: Around 14K or thereabouts, just tickling the underside of 15K, for the longest time. That's over a $4,000 jump.
🔗 19:14 ContingentCat: I'm surprised Matt isn't a goat
🔗 19:14 Sarah_Serinde:
PharaohBender27 Ahh, I mean 2 is similar to 5? 
That's still amazing though
🔗 19:14 PinballWitch: Quack
🔗 19:14JqlGirl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
🔗 19:14 JqlGirl: What a prime non-prime sub!
🔗 19:14 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, JqlGirl! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 19:14 mercano82: I see the party decided that tanking is for chumps.
🔗 19:14 PinballWitch:
🔗 19:15oldjalefox: scrap princess!!!
🔗 19:15r2gamer2: Valen is soo cute!
🔗 19:15 TheMerricat: go left!
🔗 19:15 Sarah_Serinde: What good character names
🔗 19:15MrMatternot: A magic user, a cleric, and a magic user. Sooo three magic users?
🔗 19:15 The_Color_Twelve: Ah smart
🔗 19:15 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:15 PinballWitch: quick screencap that map!
🔗 19:15 PinballWitch: j/k
🔗 19:15klace26 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
🔗 19:15klace26:
dice friends! 
🔗 19:15 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:15 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait I step away for a second, and... Serge is playing a Minbari Holy figure?
🔗 19:15 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @mtvcdm I think the command might be in error, though? I just opened the Patreon page for LRR and it's saying $14,939
🔗 19:16 ContingentCat: mmm duck jam
🔗 19:16Xan_The_Quiet: we'll just stick to our usual tactic of giving bad advice
🔗 19:16 LoadingReadyRun:
This is going to be a magic heavy party
🔗 19:16 UWDJohn: @Bobtheninjagoldfish We live for the one, we die for the one.
🔗 19:16 lirazel64: @contingentcat Confit duck?
🔗 19:16 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:20.
🔗 19:16 mercano82: @Bobtheninjagoldfish There is a hole is his mind.
🔗 19:16Despoiler98: omg that name
🔗 19:16 The_Color_Twelve: Ah that's how that's pronounced
🔗 19:16 BlueChloroplast:
Gecko
🔗 19:16 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
🔗 19:17 Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 mtvcdm I think LRRbot may be pulling the CAD value now, because I see CA19k on the page
🔗 19:17 PinballWitch: I misread Matt's name as Delta Charlie like he was some military code name
🔗 19:17 JqlGirl: I love Thumb
🔗 19:17 Snowcookies: Auspicious!
🔗 19:17Xan_The_Quiet: TWO dreaft horses? sounds like someone's already wealthy
🔗 19:17 BlueChloroplast: Line-of-sight names there
🔗 19:17 DocRedfang: I've had that combination before, it's not fun
🔗 19:17 electra310: Auspicious names!
🔗 19:17 ContingentCat:
auspisciouss
🔗 19:17 PinballWitch: I would die for Thumb
🔗 19:17 mtvcdm: Huh. That's interesting.
🔗 19:17 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @UWDJohn We stand on the Bridge and no one may pass.
🔗 19:17djalternative: Two draft horses: Kalkheim and Zendikar Rising
🔗 19:17 mercano82: Wow, a six foot tall gecko. I bet Cori could save me a LOT on car insurance.
🔗 19:17 The_Color_Twelve: Ah the old Keyser Söze
🔗 19:17 Capt_clown: Wait.... is that Jer?
🔗 19:17 SnackPak_: like a foot of ear
🔗 19:17 Sarah_Serinde: Capt_clown It is!
🔗 19:17 BlueChloroplast: @mercano82 lol
🔗 19:18 PinballWitch: 6 foot tall rabbit? I think I've seen that Jimmy Stewart movie?
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🔗 19:18 JqlGirl: Valen needs a flashlight
🔗 19:18 Electrodyne: Attack the darkness!
🔗 19:18 Ignatiuspants: oh hey ... they're introducing their characters? so I didn't miss this week's episode!
🔗 19:18 JqlGirl: Praise the Sun!
🔗 19:18 Sarah_Serinde: Ignatiuspants Nope, this episode started 2 hours later than usual to fit Jer's schedule
🔗 19:18 kalira77: praise the sun
🔗 19:18 ContingentCat: does the dawn need guarding?
🔗 19:18 lirazel64: Celestia bard, I see.
🔗 19:18Despoiler98: omg serge
🔗 19:18 JqlGirl: Serge: Actual Dawn Guard
🔗 19:18 Ignatiuspants: praise the sun!
🔗 19:18 MAPBoardgames: For the night is dark and full of terrors
🔗 19:19 PinballWitch: Benicio Del Toro?
🔗 19:19 DocRedfang: The sun will come out tomorrow
🔗 19:19 awmcmillan: praise the sun \o/
🔗 19:19 The_Passerby: I have important question. QUESTION THE FIRST, why does Valen wear shoes, but Kwaykwayo and Delita do not?! Chat, we need to tweet this issue after Dice Friends is done.
🔗 19:19 RegulusPratus: The sun will come ouuuuut tomorrow!
🔗 19:19Despoiler98:
They are trying to find the Infinity stones for The Collector 
🔗 19:19MrMatternot: The Parable of the Cave?
🔗 19:19 Sarah_Serinde: The_Passerby I mean Valen's feet seem more squishy than the others'
🔗 19:19 DoodlestheGreat: So Serge just wants to bring flourescent lighting to the warren. Cool.
🔗 19:19 PinballWitch: Wait, is Serge little orphan Annie?
🔗 19:19 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:19 BlueChloroplast: rabbit burrows with skylights!
🔗 19:19 Easilycrazyhat: That's a rough voice to choose
🔗 19:19 mercano82: It's a good thing this is a one-shot, or Matt would die.
🔗 19:19 mercano82: Matt may die anyway.
🔗 19:19 Sarah_Serinde: Hah
🔗 19:19 The_Passerby: @Sarah_Serinde Kwayakwayo feet I wish to saw can be as squishy as Valen's.
🔗 19:19 Capt_clown: The sun will come out tomorrow? Bet your bottom dollar, tomorrow....
🔗 19:20 PharaohBender27:
for that designation of Valen as "Dawn Guard"
🔗 19:20 KilrenKrae: wait....is serge the tank?
🔗 19:20MrMatternot: Every single town...has its ups and downs...
🔗 19:20 Capt_clown: Despacito?
🔗 19:20 PinballWitch: But what about Ramza?
🔗 19:20oldjalefox: I now live in hope that LRR will play Deep Carbon Observatory one day.
🔗 19:20 Nigouki: 5'2" with or without plumage?
🔗 19:20 kalku__: Vulture?
🔗 19:20djalternative: does he have a 6 ft wingspan?
🔗 19:20 CranstonSnord: everybody can fly, once
🔗 19:21MrMatternot: Is his friend an albatross from NYC?
🔗 19:21 Capt_clown: @djalternative Only on Tender (the bird version of Tinder)
🔗 19:21 mercano82: So basically Rocky Racoon?
🔗 19:21 PinballWitch: I can fly, about 2 feet off the ground and about 3 feet forward only.
🔗 19:21 ContingentCat: a bird that stands at 5'4" would be horrifying flying
🔗 19:21 PinballWitch: most people call it jumping, but i know it's really flying
🔗 19:21 electra310: THACO!
🔗 19:21 PinballWitch: oh no
🔗 19:21 mercano82: Such an unadvanced system.
🔗 19:22 BlueChloroplast: you mean THAC0
🔗 19:22 Electrodyne: Bargle can suck it!
🔗 19:22 electra310: Nah, To-hit, Armor Class OH NO
🔗 19:22 PharaohBender27:
🔗 19:22 Electrodyne: No THAC0 that's 2nd ed
🔗 19:22 NightValien28: need gold gotta pay adventure taxes
🔗 19:22 Juliamon: Your money is literally power
🔗 19:22oldjalefox: Bargle did nothing wrong
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🔗 19:22 ArmadilloAL: Oh man. I never played this ed, but I read my best friend's copy SO MANY TIMES as a kid. So much nostalgia.
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🔗 19:22 LoadingReadyRun:
Basic D&D is extreme Capitalism?
🔗 19:22 Capt_clown: So America?
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🔗 19:22 JqlGirl: So wait, could two people just pass gold back and forth?
🔗 19:23 Bobtheninjagoldfish: So D&D is capital.. DAMMIT PAUL
🔗 19:23 Electrodyne: @oldjalefox You take that back he killed Whatshername the cleric. I think there was Larry Elmore art in that too
🔗 19:23 Capt_clown: Wouldn't that makes Bezo a god tier Lich?
🔗 19:23Eklinaar: and fighting in Basic D&D is *super* lethal
🔗 19:23 BlueChloroplast: "our party is VERY succeptible to bribery"
🔗 19:24 LoadingReadyRun:
Who needs "Story Goals"
🔗 19:24 arcaneIllumination: Why not just have two people trade some gold back and forth forever? Both of you keep gaining gold and then “spending” it?
🔗 19:24 JqlGirl: Magic Man was a class
🔗 19:24 Electrodyne: Bargle was a jerk and I want to kill him at every opportunity
🔗 19:24 electra310: "We decided to abandon our adventure and open a bar and grill"
🔗 19:24 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Disregard Plot, Aquire XP.
🔗 19:24 Sarah_Serinde: I mean it's not a video game, you can just have a DM that says trading gp is against the spirit of the game and not allow it
🔗 19:25 ArmadilloAL: @LoadingReadyRun It's actually "Store-y Goals", in which everyone's goal is to collect enough gold to stop killing dragons and make money exploiting your employees.
🔗 19:25 Sarah_Serinde: And/or specify that it only counts the first time someone acquires it
🔗 19:25 JqlGirl: Sorry, Fighting Man
🔗 19:25 arcaneIllumination: @sarah_serinde fair enough. I’m also imagining in a physical world where this actually worked.
🔗 19:25oldjalefox: you only got xp for gold gained on adventures
🔗 19:25 Juliamon: I imagine a clever DM would have developed a 'money-laundering' setup for gold-swapping
🔗 19:25sivakrytos: jewels gold sacks yes
🔗 19:26 PharaohBender27: Jules Goldsachs?
🔗 19:26 ContingentCat: So the decedent man?
🔗 19:26 Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination In that case it's probably something like "it's the things you learned when acquiring gold and you don't learn much by just passing it back and forth between you"
🔗 19:26 mercano82: So a banker is one of the most powerful people in the world of D&D. Checks out.
🔗 19:26 Capt_clown: Zucker-flayer?
🔗 19:26commandergreven85: Does anyone in chat know if lrr are doing a preprerelease for kaldheim?
🔗 19:26 odocoelus: It's been so long since I watched DF, and because I've been thinking about Magic a lot, for some reason I half expected the other Jer to be involved...
🔗 19:26 Sarah_Serinde: There are a lot of different ways to acquire money and conceivably you can learn something from many of them
🔗 19:27AutomaticWool: Assembled to do job at place
🔗 19:27ryuhimora: Gold Sacksman???
🔗 19:27 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
🔗 19:27 LoadingReadyRun:
I believe high level characters in early D&D tended to spend their time building castles and hiring people instead of "adventuring"
🔗 19:27 arcaneIllumination: @sarah_serinde ah, so the true gold was the friends we made along the way?
🔗 19:27 Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination Ahaha yes
🔗 19:27 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 19:27 ContingentCat: jump scare!
🔗 19:27 Snowcookies: Nice Paul
🔗 19:27 PharaohBender27:
🔗 19:27 Sarah_Serinde:
Thank you Paul
🔗 19:27 Capt_clown: @arcaneillumination only if you're Midas
🔗 19:27 PinballWitch: Wait are you telling me basic d&d is the rpg for landlords?!
🔗 19:27 Calaban161: Paul MVP
🔗 19:28 DocRedfang: Nice, Paul!
🔗 19:28 ContingentCat:
🔗 19:28 NightValien28: paul the wizard
🔗 19:28 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 19:28 Capt_clown: Dusty Rhodes? Oh no....
🔗 19:28JonnyGlitch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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🔗 19:28 Sarah_Serinde: Ah how friendly-looking
🔗 19:28 JonnyGlitch: Hi Everyone! Have I only missed the start or did the stream go down?
🔗 19:29 Robot_Bones: Chicken Legs???
🔗 19:29 Capt_clown: Nightmare Totoro?
🔗 19:29 JonnyGlitch: Quack!
🔗 19:29 mercano82: Any timber frame house is a tree that's been converted into a building.
🔗 19:29 ContingentCat:
🔗 19:29 Sarah_Serinde: JonnyGlitch Just the start, this was scheduled later than usual to fit Jer's timing
🔗 19:29 JonnyGlitch: Thanks @Sarah_Serinde late night for Canadians!
🔗 19:30 Sarah_Serinde: JonnyGlitch Particularly in EST or farther east, I'm going to have to bail early, I have work in the morning...
🔗 19:30 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:30 JonnyGlitch: very very frightening!
🔗 19:30 electra310: Nice!
🔗 19:30 mercano82: Get a good deal, you don't want to let the innkeeper level up on you.
🔗 19:30 Sarah_Serinde: Easier for PST, it's only 7:30pm there
🔗 19:30 Juliamon: Fortunately I'm still here, because my hours are a disaster!
🔗 19:30 DeM0nFiRe: Wow somehow it's like Valen KNEW there was gonna be thunder then, but how?!?
🔗 19:31 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah idk yet if I will watch the whole thing. Would end aty 1AM for me lol
🔗 19:31 Sarah_Serinde: (I'm not leaving yet, I just won't be able to stay for the whole thing)
🔗 19:31 Arclight_Dynamo:
"It is an umber hulk. You are killed."
🔗 19:31 Robot_Bones: I've had this nightmare before
🔗 19:31 Capt_clown: is it serving Juice?
🔗 19:31 Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
🔗 19:31 Sarah_Serinde: I already love them
🔗 19:31 Electrodyne: Can a lizard magic-user wear a cloac a invisibility
🔗 19:32 Capt_clown: Kafka Inn
🔗 19:32 LoadingReadyRun:
art from the book
🔗 19:32 PinballWitch: that's some... interesting... art?
🔗 19:32 PinballWitch: that's funny, I prefer to be called Mixtress
🔗 19:32oldjalefox: scrap princess is the best art
🔗 19:32Despoiler98: wow thats a horrifying innkeeper
🔗 19:32 Sarah_Serinde:
PinballWitch
🔗 19:32 JonnyGlitch: I'm looking for the puns here but having trouble
🔗 19:33 PinballWitch: I kinda love beetle innkeeper?
🔗 19:33 Snowcookies: poor horses
🔗 19:33 JqlGirl: I love her too. She's good and pure.
🔗 19:33 JonnyGlitch: I'd be worried if the inn was shaped like a big ball
🔗 19:33 JqlGirl: 100% would hug her
🔗 19:33 PharaohBender27:
@JonnyGlitch
🔗 19:33 Sarah_Serinde: JqlGirl So many arms to hug with!
🔗 19:34 PinballWitch: Can hug at least 2 people at once!
🔗 19:34 Capt_clown: I'm having serious Naked Lunch vibes
🔗 19:34 Sarah_Serinde: Or 1 person extra well
🔗 19:34 PinballWitch: A naked lunch seems like something that would require a shower afterwards
🔗 19:34 Electrodyne: okay so there are non-uplifted/anthro animals too
🔗 19:34 JqlGirl: Her name is Trix, but her maiden name is Samza.
🔗 19:34 Capt_clown: @pinballwitch Oh so very very much
🔗 19:35 Electrodyne: or are they anthro horse people-carriers
🔗 19:35 PinballWitch: my current twitter display name is Franz Kefka
🔗 19:35Despoiler98: starting off well
🔗 19:35 Arclight_Dynamo: His arm, though!
🔗 19:35 JonnyGlitch: nickname: Tripod
🔗 19:35 ContingentCat: a relative of Arm-Do?
🔗 19:35 mercano82: Armlong Armstrong, of the New Hampsire Armstrongs?
🔗 19:35 PinballWitch: Bet he gives the best high fives?
🔗 19:35 FITorion: and it froze again
🔗 19:36 Electrodyne: the long arm of the law
🔗 19:36 ContingentCat: @FITorion it's good here
🔗 19:36 Capt_clown: His slap could rend dimensions
🔗 19:36Despoiler98: oh so Emo boy
🔗 19:36MrMatternot: Cousin of Armdo?
🔗 19:36 Sarah_Serinde: gasp
🔗 19:36 JonnyGlitch: someone totally stole his arm and he's salty
🔗 19:36 LoadingReadyRun:
I'm excited to hear Jer's voices for all these characters
🔗 19:36Xan_The_Quiet: oh no, not burlesque girls
🔗 19:36 Capt_clown: 1 of each please
🔗 19:36gravitycannon: how do i get to this place now?
🔗 19:36 Electrodyne: he's been disarmed?
🔗 19:36 Sarah_Serinde: rude
🔗 19:36Despoiler98: ok lets just back away
🔗 19:37 JonnyGlitch: okbaiiiii
🔗 19:37 kalira77: a wandering troupe of burlesque dancers
🔗 19:37 Sarah_Serinde: Let's not be friends with this one
🔗 19:37 JonnyGlitch: Arm Armlong Armstrong
🔗 19:37 ritchards: Anyone getting a Hateful Eight vibe?
🔗 19:37 PinballWitch: you don't know that's the dominate one?
🔗 19:37 JonnyGlitch: define "abiding"
🔗 19:38 JonnyGlitch: nice neckskirt
🔗 19:38Despoiler98: oh god its batman
🔗 19:38 Sarah_Serinde:
Nice work getting all this artwork on the overlay
🔗 19:38 PinballWitch: oh i thought they were a corvid at first
🔗 19:38 Capt_clown: A troupe of dervish Orge burlesque dancers that fight with flail tassels
🔗 19:38 Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a bunch of extra work
🔗 19:38 mercano82: The pickpocket, always grinding for XP.
🔗 19:38 PharaohBender27: So, a kleptomaniac?
🔗 19:38MrMatternot: Is this your card?
🔗 19:39 JonnyGlitch: but it's full of acorns
🔗 19:39 PinballWitch: wait if you get xp based on money, can you just buy something and keep selling it back and then get more xp that way?
🔗 19:39 Capt_clown: One shoe us gone
🔗 19:39 theinvisiblevoice: rube's mistake, you've just pointed out where all your valuables are
🔗 19:39 Juliamon: There's our corvid
🔗 19:39 JonnyGlitch: Rork!
🔗 19:39Despoiler98: Jer is gonna need a looootttta water tonight
🔗 19:39 PinballWitch: I'm still mad about last year, i explicitly asked for 19 Corvids...
🔗 19:40 Easilycrazyhat: Don't like the way they say specimen...
🔗 19:40Despoiler98: omg ><
🔗 19:40 JonnyGlitch: not psychotherapist, a psycho therapist.
🔗 19:40MrMatternot: Do these dudes live here?
🔗 19:40Despoiler98: "doctor stick"
🔗 19:40 Capt_clown: No lie, Jer's kid is gonna have epic bedtime stories
🔗 19:41 Sarah_Serinde: Capt_clown Implying that she doesn't already?
🔗 19:41 JonnyGlitch: 1d4 damage
🔗 19:41 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 19:41 PinballWitch: that could kill a 1st level magic user!
🔗 19:41Despoiler98: OH NO they're freudian!
🔗 19:41 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 19:41 LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like most adventuring groups could use a therapy session or two
🔗 19:41 HorusFive: !adult
🔗 19:41 LRRbot: I need a better adult!
🔗 19:41 Sarah_Serinde: Let's not be friends with this one either
🔗 19:41 DarkMorford:
Jer can do ONE voice.
🔗 19:42 Sarah_Serinde: Oh he's definitely got more than that
🔗 19:42 mercano82: On second thought, let's not go to The Golden Duck, 'tis a silly place.
🔗 19:42 Capt_clown: better than an analysist therapist
🔗 19:42 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 19:42 Juliamon: Revisit the Rasp of Sand campaign for more Jer voices
🔗 19:42 PharaohBender27:
🔗 19:42 Snowcookies: THat's not how this works...
🔗 19:42 LoadingReadyRun:
I miss the fish voices from his last campaign
🔗 19:42 JonnyGlitch: is she just cold reading them?
🔗 19:43 azidbern95: the disease of life!
🔗 19:43 ContingentCat: wow
🔗 19:43 Sarah_Serinde: No thank you!
🔗 19:43 Capt_clown: A social disease?
🔗 19:43 x0den: does anyone get skeksis meets muppets vibes from these characters?
🔗 19:43Despoiler98: can we find another inn?
🔗 19:43 JonnyGlitch: AHH]
🔗 19:43 JonnyGlitch: No. Do not want.
🔗 19:43Despoiler98: because OF COURSE THERES A FRENCHMAN
🔗 19:43 ContingentCat:
🔗 19:43 PharaohBender27: Pierre3?
🔗 19:43 arcaneIllumination: Dr. Roc is bet character.
🔗 19:43 PinballWitch:
Hey I just got word my order from the LRR store shipped! @LoadingReadyRun 
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🔗 19:43 ContingentCat: Pierre^3
🔗 19:43 kalira77: pew pew pew
🔗 19:43r2gamer2:
🔗 19:43Mysticman89: at what point do they wake up
🔗 19:43 LoadingReadyRun: @PinballWitch yay!
🔗 19:44 Sarah_Serinde:
PinballWitch
🔗 19:44 serramarkov: OMG I can just hear Andy in that voice.
🔗 19:44 PinballWitch: it includes the Qwerpline shirt for my wife, and the new serge coffee cup for me!
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🔗 19:44 Juliamon: And yet the thief hasn't nicked it, hmmm
🔗 19:45 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Well, per the thief's introduction, they probably did nick it, and immediately gave it back
🔗 19:45 PharaohBender27: A dueling dualist?
🔗 19:46 ContingentCat:
does he have des cartes for dueling too?
🔗 19:46 Ignatiuspants: A duelist dualist! Awesome!
🔗 19:46Despoiler98: Can we go to another inn?
🔗 19:46 Capt_clown: Swordfighting apes... didn't One Piece have something similar or am I hallucinating?
🔗 19:46 Robot_Bones: bon bon bonbra-anne
🔗 19:46 PinballWitch: are they part of the DCI?
🔗 19:46 x0den: @Capt_clown no that happened.
🔗 19:47MrMatternot: I get the feeling that this is going to turn into a murder mystery...
🔗 19:47 Snowcookies: oh no
🔗 19:47 PinballWitch: you could tell me just about anything happened in One Piece and I'd probably believe it honestly
🔗 19:48Despoiler98: This is going to be an game of Clue isn't it?
🔗 19:48 SnackPak_: ooo, props!
🔗 19:48 mercano82: Some foley work.
🔗 19:48 PharaohBender27: Oh no! We're splitting the party!
🔗 19:48 ContingentCat: props!
🔗 19:48NightWingMistHawk:
Wow Jer, excellent commitment to the sound effects there
🔗 19:48 Capt_clown:
@pinballwitch At this point it likely has or will
🔗 19:48Despoiler98: Jer plz
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🔗 19:48 Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: Hooray for Props!
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🔗 19:49 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:49 mercano82: Oh, Kanno Door.
🔗 19:49 Capt_clown:
🔗 19:51 Capt_clown: Cori with the thousand yard stare
🔗 19:51 Sarah_Serinde:
Cori feeling strangely attacked now
🔗 19:51 ContingentCat: please no adding Cori to the soup
🔗 19:52Despoiler98: just gravy, nothing ele
🔗 19:52 FITorion: cori tastes self... I'm delicious
🔗 19:52 BlueChloroplast: mushroom muffins?
🔗 19:52 Sarah_Serinde: Probably less so Delita
🔗 19:52Despoiler98: SCANDALOUS Matt
🔗 19:54 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 19:54Despoiler98:
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🔗 19:54 CaptainSpam: Thunder and lightning!
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🔗 19:56 JonnyGlitch: Wait, this is the first mission of Skyrim
🔗 19:56 PinballWitch: Mimes
🔗 19:56HundreydAundre: Oddly suspicious.....JAMES....
🔗 19:56 Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha Cori
🔗 19:56 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 19:56Despoiler98: GO CORI
🔗 19:56 PinballWitch: I wonder what Armlong thinks of mimes
🔗 19:56 Snowcookies: Auspicious!
🔗 19:56 ANeMzero: Auspicious!
🔗 19:56 JonnyGlitch: yes, very suspicious
🔗 19:56tallhobbit97: Auspicious name!
🔗 19:56 samwisep86: auspicious!
🔗 19:56 DeM0nFiRe: A full name that has two "the" in it is pretty strong tbh
🔗 19:56 Ignatiuspants: An auspicious name!
🔗 19:56 The_Color_Twelve: auspicious!
🔗 19:56ghyllnox: An Auspicious Name!
🔗 19:56 PinballWitch: and less toxic family structures?
🔗 19:57 PinballWitch: or maybe that's just me?
🔗 19:57 DeM0nFiRe: Kwaykwayo The Golden Duck The Wise
🔗 19:57 DeM0nFiRe: The Discerning*
🔗 19:57 HorusFive: Well, you're already here, so I guess you're going to pay it anyway
🔗 19:57 PinballWitch: wait, will at some point someone say to serge "Silly Rabbit... Trix are for kids!"
🔗 19:58 LoadingReadyRun:
The "The" in Kwaykwayo The Discerning is short for "The Golden Duck"
🔗 19:58 Sarah_Serinde:
LoadingReadyRun
🔗 19:58 PinballWitch taps forehead
🔗 19:58 Sarah_Serinde: Gosh I wonder
🔗 19:59 PinballWitch: what if the collectors are actually dragons? they're known for... collecting things...
🔗 19:59 Sarah_Serinde: pfft
🔗 19:59 Snowcookies: Ahhhh
🔗 19:59 ani_laurel: oh no
🔗 19:59 PinballWitch: "To use the littlerbox"
🔗 20:00 Sarah_Serinde: Everyone wants to socialize when going to the washroom in the middle of the night
🔗 20:00 Sarah_Serinde: My favourite time for talking to other people
🔗 20:00 PinballWitch: My first RPG character ever was an otter. But they were in the TMNT system lol
🔗 20:00 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:00 PinballWitch: I named them Scotter the Otter
🔗 20:00 PinballWitch: I was like 12
🔗 20:01 PharaohBender27:
@PinballWitch
🔗 20:01 LoadingReadyRun:
@PinballWitch TMNT was one of my first RPGs as well!
🔗 20:02 PinballWitch: that's awesome Paul! My brother learned to GM on the old Palladium system, starting with those, which they had at our local library!
🔗 20:02 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 20:02 PharaohBender27:
🔗 20:02 JonnyGlitch: "the best thing a parent can hope for is for them to leave"
🔗 20:02 PinballWitch: Lots of TMNT, some Robotech, a lot of fantasy, heroes unlimited, and rifts
🔗 20:03 ContingentCat: so the kids are alright?
🔗 20:03 DeM0nFiRe: TIL there was a TMNT RPG system lol
🔗 20:03 LoadingReadyRun:
In hindsight, I'm pretty sure I played it totally wrong
🔗 20:03Despoiler98: GAMBLING?????
🔗 20:03 PinballWitch: as long as you had fun, then i think it was okay!
🔗 20:04 PinballWitch: @DeM0nFiRe there were some wild books for it, including a post-apocalpytic version called After the Bomb, in which half the turtles are dead, and Raphael becomes the new Shredder. It was... interesting...
🔗 20:04Despoiler98: gambling? IM IN
🔗 20:04 mercano82: Strip Cribbage, then?
🔗 20:05 Arclight_Dynamo: "What's the wi-fi password?"
🔗 20:05 BlueChloroplast: ummm suspicous
🔗 20:05Despoiler98: why does that camera have a blinking light
🔗 20:05 PinballWitch: I have an old image macro meme of Kevin Siembieda that says "Just added 400 O.C.C.s! Gonna add 200 more!"
🔗 20:05 LoadingReadyRun: TBH I actually got really into *reading* After the Bomb and Rifts sourcebooks more then playing. It was a bonkers setting
🔗 20:06 PinballWitch: oh absolutely
🔗 20:06Despoiler98: ooby dooby
🔗 20:07 PinballWitch: I still use a guide for rewarding things from the Palladium Fantasy system to reward things other that just combat, in almost every rpg system i run now
🔗 20:07 JonnyGlitch: The light will BURN the darkness out of you
🔗 20:07 Arclight_Dynamo: Ooooooh!
🔗 20:07Despoiler98: TOS TOS
🔗 20:07 JonnyGlitch: mutual preening, right there in the common room
🔗 20:07 BDXIIX:
🔗 20:07 BlueChloroplast:
?
🔗 20:08 BlueChloroplast: secret tunnel!
🔗 20:08 PinballWitch: but what about Savoy?
🔗 20:08Despoiler98: oh gooooooooood
🔗 20:08 Snowcookies: uh huh
🔗 20:09 JonnyGlitch: saw that coming
🔗 20:09 PinballWitch: no kink shame here
🔗 20:09 Arclight_Dynamo: "...oh."
🔗 20:09 Juliamon: Like y'do
🔗 20:09 JqlGirl: mm. innards.
🔗 20:09 PinballWitch: lady has a lot of kids usually, gotta get them electrolytes back somehow, right?
🔗 20:09 BlueChloroplast: I thought some only did that because of the stress of being observed
🔗 20:09 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 20:10 Snowcookies: Like you do
🔗 20:10 JonnyGlitch: All of her children are in prison arn't they?
🔗 20:10 PharaohBender27: In before it turns out all of her children are in prison
🔗 20:10Despoiler98: *facepalm*
🔗 20:10 PinballWitch: they're actually in roach motels
🔗 20:10 JonnyGlitch: called it
🔗 20:10 Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
🔗 20:10 Arclight_Dynamo: @BlueChloroplast You ever feel so awkward in a crowd you eat your partner's entire head?
🔗 20:10Despoiler98: an Auspicious family
🔗 20:10 PinballWitch: is she Ma Beagl...er... Ma Beetle?
🔗 20:10 JonnyGlitch: such a Jer thing
🔗 20:10 BlueChloroplast:
@Arclight_Dynamo yeah it was very stressful
🔗 20:10 Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Can anyone really say they haven't?
🔗 20:10Despoiler98: "few of them"
🔗 20:10 Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 20:10 arcaneIllumination: Eh, owls have it coming.
🔗 20:11 JonnyGlitch: So the mother is the only one NOT in prison? Uh oh
🔗 20:11 LoadingReadyRun: @PinballWitch My favorite was the Canada sourcebook Rifts. After the magic apocalypse, BC is largely a colony of giant insects, there is a huge interdimensional rift in Calgary, Quebec is the only human city left.
🔗 20:11 Arclight_Dynamo:
@samwisep86 It's true; everyone was a teenager once.
🔗 20:11 Arclight_Dynamo: Er... @Sarah_Serinde rather
🔗 20:11 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 20:11 samwisep86: hi lol
🔗 20:11GirlPainting: aaahhh ahhhh ahhhhh
🔗 20:12Despoiler98: ok so hes a really bitter Gordon Ramsay
🔗 20:12 PharaohBender27:
🔗 20:12 PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun my brother had a long running fantasy game with a knight npc the PCs would always use a guinea pig for any traps, and one time they basically thru him into a magic portal and was gone for years, until he turned up in a Rifts game trying to kill the players for how he had been treated lol.
🔗 20:12Despoiler98: well thats a title
🔗 20:12 arcaneIllumination: Oh, he's the Long Arm of the law
🔗 20:12 LoadingReadyRun:
The Arm Long of the Law
🔗 20:12 Snowcookies: so a cop
🔗 20:13 Sarah_Serinde:
Oh dear
🔗 20:13 JonnyGlitch:
🔗 20:13 samwisep86: !badadvice
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
🔗 20:13 JonnyGlitch: Jers hand motions killed me
🔗 20:14 JonnyGlitch: Timeout, things are getting hot an heavy
🔗 20:14 PinballWitch: Rifts is the RPG setting for people who see Shadowrun and think "But what if it was more?"
🔗 20:14 JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch so they fixed the grenades mechanic?
🔗 20:15 Sarah_Serinde: !break
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
🔗 20:15 PinballWitch: not sure, haven't played it in years, but i think it's still active
🔗 20:15 JonnyGlitch: Anyone who is a fan of Shadowrun should check out the SEGA Genisis / Megadrive game. It's still solid and a lot of fun
🔗 20:16 PinballWitch: my oldest friend loves that version. I never played it myself
🔗 20:16 JonnyGlitch: It really holds up, you could mistake it for a modern game with a retro style
🔗 20:17Slurpee_E: I second that. Shadowrun on the Genesis is awesome
🔗 20:17 serramarkov: Rifts was fun.
🔗 20:18 JonnyGlitch: It had procedurally generated missions, on a Genesis
🔗 20:18 PinballWitch: I have an interesting cyperpunk side scroller retro action game called Huntdown that's pretty interesting
🔗 20:18 PinballWitch: lol i said interesting twice there, i hate being without my adhd meds
🔗 20:19 JqlGirl: i really hope they can do RQ2 eventually
🔗 20:19 serramarkov: But 7th Sea absolutely rules.
🔗 20:19 JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch ooh I really like the art style, it says it's out in May on Steam
🔗 20:19 PinballWitch: is the genesis shadowrun game available anywhere "legally" right now? game preservation is a nightmare
🔗 20:19 PinballWitch: @JonnyGlitch I got it on the switch
🔗 20:20 JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch I haven't seen it, only ROMs
🔗 20:20 PinballWitch: A lot of sega classic games are in their collections, but i dunno who deved that one
🔗 20:21 PharaohBender27:
🔗 20:24 Blythus: loooooool.
🔗 20:25 BDXIIX: I'm still not sure what the doctor's name is. Roark? Roque? RAAWWK?
🔗 20:25 BlueChloroplast: keep the treasure seeecret
🔗 20:25 LoadingReadyRun:
@BDXIIX the last one 
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🔗 20:26 KevinTheShark: 54!? Nani!?
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🔗 20:27 BlueChloroplast: Napoleon birb?
🔗 20:27 JonnyGlitch: wait a second....
🔗 20:28 JonnyGlitch: insurrection against Royals? Sharpen the guillotine!
🔗 20:29 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:30 JonnyGlitch: Seize the means of production!
🔗 20:30 PharaohBender27:
🔗 20:30 BlueChloroplast: Seize the means of gold!
🔗 20:30 JonnyGlitch: Hare-etic
🔗 20:31 JonnyGlitch: gEt iT?
🔗 20:31 DarkMorford:
Delita seems a little hare-brained to me.
🔗 20:31Despoiler98: after her INTERROGATION of them?
🔗 20:31 PinballWitch: jokes like that the only answer is just stare at them and say "no, i don't get it, explain to to me" and never stop
🔗 20:31 JonnyGlitch: Imma need to see that
🔗 20:32 JonnyGlitch: Imma need to see that "Doctor's" certifications
🔗 20:32 BlueChloroplast: WAOW
🔗 20:33 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:33 BlueChloroplast: stab her
🔗 20:33Despoiler98: ok kill her
🔗 20:34 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:35 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:36Despoiler98: visual aids!
🔗 20:36 Arclight_Dynamo: Like... taxidermy?
🔗 20:36 Arclight_Dynamo: Of owlpeople?
🔗 20:36 JonnyGlitch: if all the animals are sentient how do they feel about being eaten?
🔗 20:36 JonnyGlitch: the aphids*
🔗 20:36ghyllnox: Aphid Stuff
🔗 20:37 BlueChloroplast: owls!
🔗 20:37 LoadingReadyRun:
#justaphidstuff
🔗 20:37 BlueChloroplast: lol serges face
🔗 20:37 BDXIIX: Is "Forgotten" a name, or did Miss Tricks forget one of her kids' names?
🔗 20:37Despoiler98: nope nope nope
🔗 20:37 Snowcookies: Oh no
🔗 20:37 BlueChloroplast: @BDXIIX I was wondering that
🔗 20:38 Sarah_Serinde:
Oh dear
🔗 20:38 azidbern95:
so Nikitia was a real Fire Bug
🔗 20:39 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:40 PharaohBender27: Poor Staple and Thumb
🔗 20:42 LoadingReadyRun:
They're going spend all night searching for this golden duck, only to find it in Staple and Thumb's tent.
🔗 20:42 BDXIIX: the real golden duck was the friends we made along the way
🔗 20:42 JonnyGlitch: sneak attack!
🔗 20:42 PinballWitch:
What if the real golden were the friends we made along the way?
🔗 20:43 Koshindan: An auspicious name.
🔗 20:43 DeM0nFiRe: An auspicious naaaaame 🐟
🔗 20:43 Sarah_Serinde: pfft Cori pls
🔗 20:44 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:44 Thequickgreyfox: oh no Cori
🔗 20:44 LoadingReadyRun:
Delita is playing Doctor with the Doctor
🔗 20:46 BlueChloroplast: roll to tire out the bird?
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🔗 20:47 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:48 PharaohBender27: "Trumpet-smuggler?"
🔗 20:48 ContingentCat: That sounds like a challange
🔗 20:48 Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure this is fine
🔗 20:49Despoiler98: MURDER MOST FOUL
🔗 20:49 BlueChloroplast: Most Fowl?
🔗 20:49 JqlGirl:
🔗 20:49 Sarah_Serinde: gasp
🔗 20:49 PinballWitch: NOOOO!
🔗 20:49 PharaohBender27:
Oh no! 
🔗 20:49 Snowcookies: oh no
🔗 20:49 ContingentCat:
🔗 20:49 Sarah_Serinde: But she was my favourite
🔗 20:50 PinballWitch: I loved her
🔗 20:50 BlueChloroplast: I thought she was in her bedroom?
🔗 20:50 samwisep86:
🔗 20:50 DarkMorford: A body has been discovered! Get ready for the class trial!
🔗 20:50 LoadingReadyRun:
nooo! she was the only one we liked!
🔗 20:50 BDXIIX:
🔗 20:50 PinballWitch: who brought a bottle of raid in here?!
🔗 20:50 JqlGirl: Press F to pay respects.
🔗 20:50 Sarah_Serinde:
LoadingReadyRun Pretty much
🔗 20:50 PinballWitch: Valen's Shadow sounds like a game that would end up on Watch+Play
🔗 20:51 PinballWitch: like some kinda dark souls wanna be game
🔗 20:51 PinballWitch: man now I miss Watch+Play...
🔗 20:51 PharaohBender27: So, Roark (sp?) and Armstrong Longarms are accounted for, so either the thief or Pierre^3?
🔗 20:51KeytarCat: Valence Shadow
🔗 20:51 LoadingReadyRun:
Stand back, I'm a cleric!
🔗 20:52 Arclight_Dynamo: "Kind of a quack"? SERGE.
🔗 20:52 PinballWitch: Diagnosis: Insecticide!
🔗 20:52 Sarah_Serinde:
Okay but I don't want to let Serge's quip go unnoticed...but Arclight beat me to it anyway
🔗 20:52 DeM0nFiRe: BibleThuno
🔗 20:52 DeM0nFiRe:
*
🔗 20:52 BDXIIX: her innards, you say?
🔗 20:52 PinballWitch: Her innards are now her outards
🔗 20:52Mysticman89: it would appear that her skin has been shed and this is whats left
🔗 20:52 DocRedfang: She's a shell of her former self
🔗 20:53 BlueChloroplast: she moulted?
🔗 20:53 dangerous_safety: maybe they just molted
🔗 20:53 PharaohBender27: Delita is very disappointed
🔗 20:54 PinballWitch: did matt really name himself after a final fantasy tactics character?
🔗 20:54Mysticman89: cori's character gives me chocobo vibes as long as we're thinking final fantasy
🔗 20:54 Juliamon: PinballWitch Well, he has confessed to past crushes on FF characters, so
🔗 20:55 LoadingReadyRun:
we are looking for a suspect with a giant straw
🔗 20:55 BlueChloroplast: lol
🔗 20:55 Sarah_Serinde: pfft
🔗 20:55 kalira77: murder most fowl
🔗 20:56 PinballWitch: Murder Most Fowl? Was it Delita!?
🔗 20:56 Arclight_Dynamo:
Cori goes *straight* to Poirot.
🔗 20:56 JqlGirl: if it was the bird, then it's murder most fowl
🔗 20:56 Sarah_Serinde: Kwaykwayo no
🔗 20:56 LoadingReadyRun: luckily apparently Pierre Poirot Pierre is here
🔗 20:56 Sarah_Serinde:
LoadingReadyRun
🔗 20:56 kalira77:
dammit paul 
🔗 20:57 PinballWitch: I still love Mikey's take on Benoit Blanc being "When Poirot finally wasn't a dick about it."
🔗 20:57 kalira77: pierre pierre pierre, because hercule hercule hercule didn't roll off the tongue quite as well?
🔗 20:58 PharaohBender27: Delia plz
🔗 20:58 PharaohBender27: *Delita
🔗 20:58 PharaohBender27: F
🔗 20:58 PinballWitch: F's in chat
🔗 20:59 Sarah_Serinde:
🔗 20:59 Arclight_Dynamo: F
🔗 20:59 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 20:59 xantos69:
50 good call on the nobody leaves
🔗 20:59 ContingentCat: Ooo tasty
🔗 20:59 PinballWitch: Y'all, I'm literally eating a cinnamon marble pound cake right he said that
🔗 20:59 PharaohBender27: In before Roark totally interrupts the process
🔗 21:00 ContingentCat: gesundheit
🔗 21:00 PharaohBender27:
Gesundheit, 
!
🔗 21:01 PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun shouldn't it be "Everyone stays Inn"
🔗 21:01 LoadingReadyRun:
btw: serge didn't just make this up, jer gave the players a few magic items beforehand
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🔗 21:02 PinballWitch: The One Theory to Rule Them All!
🔗 21:02 ContingentCat: sounds like a fun time
🔗 21:02 arcaneIllumination: It's getting late for me. Good night chat and Paul.
🔗 21:02 PinballWitch: my "biscuits" are just kicking in themselves!
🔗 21:03 PharaohBender27: Good night, @arcaneIllumination !
🔗 21:03 PinballWitch: night @arcaneIllumination
🔗 21:03 LoadingReadyRun:
good night @arcaneIllumination
🔗 21:03 PharaohBender27:
🔗 21:03 Koshindan: Hi Valen!
🔗 21:03 Blythus: Oh that's cool!
🔗 21:03 SnackPak_:
🔗 21:03 Sarah_Serinde:
Ahahaha
🔗 21:03 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh no.
🔗 21:03 Snowcookies: Holy
🔗 21:03 SergeYager: Hello chat
🔗 21:03ghyllnox: Ohhh this is terrible
🔗 21:04 DeM0nFiRe: Hello Serge!
🔗 21:04 SergeYager: I am speaking to you from the spirit realm
🔗 21:04 kalira77: praise the sun!
🔗 21:04 Sibwow: it was the ex husband
🔗 21:04 Snowcookies: Hi Serge
🔗 21:04 SergeYager: What is your wisdom?!
🔗 21:04Mysticman89: We're spirits!
🔗 21:04KeytarCat: I'm so sorry
🔗 21:04 dangerous_safety: oh no. we have responsibilities now
🔗 21:04 Nigouki: Go left!
🔗 21:04 SmithKurosaki: hi valen. good luck
🔗 21:04frage069: Welcome to the spirit relm
🔗 21:04KeytarCat: Belopa?
🔗 21:04 Snowcookies: I think it was the cop
🔗 21:04 couldntpickausername: Hey Serge, love you coffee series
🔗 21:04 klace26: an auspicious visitor
🔗 21:04 SergeYager: Why do you think it was the cop?
🔗 21:04ghyllnox: I've been waiting for a mechanic like this for *so long*
🔗 21:04 DocRedfang: Worry not, Valen. Chat knows all
🔗 21:04 Juliamon: Chat, you are now the Wise Fish. Be helpful.
🔗 21:04 serramarkov: Hi Valen! Has she molted?
🔗 21:04 Sibwow: the duck is inside the innkeeper
🔗 21:04Mysticman89: an auspicious request
🔗 21:04 couldntpickausername: @Juliamon never
🔗 21:04 ContingentCat: Is she really dead? Maybe she molted?
🔗 21:04 SergeYager: INSIDE THE INNKEEPER? how auspicious
🔗 21:04 kalira77: i feel so weird, like we're backseating the game
🔗 21:04 Manae: What about the salt shaker?
🔗 21:04 SergeYager: backseat away. Tell me all your theories
🔗 21:05rain_who_lurks: I bet you Miss Trick's isnt dead, she moulted. Like outgrew her old exoskeleton and shed it
🔗 21:05 Koshindan: Definitely think she molted.
🔗 21:05 Sarah_Serinde: I do like the molting theory
🔗 21:05 Manae: Is it suspiciously heavy
🔗 21:05 Snowcookies: I feel like I haven't been paying close attention lol
🔗 21:05 BlueChloroplast: The innkeeper said she would be in HER room
🔗 21:05 couldntpickausername: it's going to be fun for future people watching the vod, it'll be a complete mystery what was said
🔗 21:05 SmithKurosaki:
@juliamon I can only wish them well as I've been not entirely paying attention 
I blame french practice
🔗 21:05 FrozenNitrogen: I want to say its a body double. The husband was killed and beheaded as food
🔗 21:05 Arclight_Dynamo: Molting is interesting.
🔗 21:05frage069: Molting is such a cool concept
🔗 21:05 HadesLeprechaun: Delita did the murder, wasn't with you two, gave themselves an alibi with the roleplaying
🔗 21:05 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah my only thought was that it might be in the parts of the body that are missing? But that is basically a random guess because that seems to be the only suspicious thing so far
🔗 21:05 PharaohBender27: @SergeYager OK, so remember how Ms. Tricks said that when beetles mate, the one partner eats the other partner's innards? What if there's another beetle in this inn, and they and Ms. Tricks did the deed?
🔗 21:05 kalira77: molting makes sense
🔗 21:05qrunchmonkey: I have no theories but this is a hilarious idea
🔗 21:05 spethycakes: Is there any chance that Ms Tricks isn't who she said she is?
🔗 21:05 Sibwow: the golden duck is the friends we made along the way
🔗 21:05 SergeYager: @spethycakes who was she?
🔗 21:05 Arclight_Dynamo: But also, if mating is "tear off the head and eat the inside..." some sort of... jealous beetle lover... tiff?
🔗 21:05 ritchards: Hi Serge! I'm distracting you!
🔗 21:05 SergeYager: They also said that females eat the males
🔗 21:05 SergeYager: So who ate the female?
🔗 21:05rain_who_lurks: There's only the exoskeleton left, molting makes the most sense. Otherwise wouldn't there be a mess?
🔗 21:05 spethycakes: could be the husband that escaped
🔗 21:05 Sibwow: the fefemale
🔗 21:05 ContingentCat: another female?
🔗 21:06 SergeYager: Molting theory? There's no blood
🔗 21:06ghyllnox: Lesbian beetles
🔗 21:06 BlueChloroplast: @SergeYager trix said she would be sleeping in her room
🔗 21:06 ContingentCat: Bisexual beetles?
🔗 21:06 FrozenNitrogen: Are we certain the body is hers?
🔗 21:06 SergeYager: You're right, we haven't checked her room. Neat.
🔗 21:06 Koshindan: Do beetles bleed when they molt?
🔗 21:06KeytarCat: @ghyllnox my thoughts exactly!
🔗 21:06Mysticman89: how much knowledge of beetle phsiology is expected here
🔗 21:06 Koshindan: Wouldn't you bleed from getting disembowled anyways?
🔗 21:06 spethycakes: prison escape is also possible?
🔗 21:06 SergeYager: Do beetles molt?!
🔗 21:06 SergeYager: Beetles aren't snakes
🔗 21:06rain_who_lurks: I don't think bugs etc bleed when they molt in real life, so ??? in this game
🔗 21:06 Sibwow: I dont think beetles molt
🔗 21:06 Snowcookies: Who doesn't have an alibi?
🔗 21:06 Arclight_Dynamo: I think we can hard clear Armlong?
🔗 21:06 SergeYager: What even is molting?
🔗 21:06 dangerous_safety: insects molt
🔗 21:07 Thequickgreyfox: normally yes, in real life. They do molt when they change life stages
🔗 21:07rain_who_lurks: Bugs can outgrow their exoskeltons
🔗 21:07 Manae: They molt until they're adults
🔗 21:07ghyllnox: She could be a mid-stage moth of some sort
🔗 21:07frage069: Some beetles molt
🔗 21:07 SergeYager: OMG, a moth?!
🔗 21:07 SergeYager: Yoooooo
🔗 21:07 ContingentCat: I know cicadia's molt for sure not sure about her kind
🔗 21:07 Koshindan: They grow out their exoskeletons and leave behind their shell.
🔗 21:07 kalira77: i can't remember whether jer said there was any evidence of internal organs left in the "body"
🔗 21:07 SergeYager: holy moly
🔗 21:07rain_who_lurks: ever seen a spider outside just sitting around? It molted
🔗 21:07 PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I first thought so, but how long ago was the murder, though?
🔗 21:07 SergeYager: There were no organs, no
🔗 21:07 Arclight_Dynamo: Can you roll to remember if you noticed tell-tale signs of an imminent molt at dinner? Can a cleric tell if that's going to happen soon?
🔗 21:07 SmithKurosaki: yea if it's just skin/exo and no blood, molting is totally possible
🔗 21:07 SergeYager: Okay, let's say she isn't dead. We check her room to prove this, or look for signs of someone leaving. Then what?
🔗 21:08 Sibwow: then we find the duck of course
🔗 21:08 SmithKurosaki: yea, and post molt, many thing get super shiny, so a difference between super dull and super shiny is pretty tell tale
🔗 21:08 SergeYager: Right, I guess no murder, no murder mystery.
🔗 21:08 DeM0nFiRe: Valen was at the door when the scream happened right? So presumably no one left at least via the door?
🔗 21:08 DeM0nFiRe: Oh unless the scream was after the "murder" I guess
🔗 21:08rain_who_lurks: I just looked it up, yes beetles and assorted hard shelled bugs can molt. I just wanted to make sure I didn't imagine it
🔗 21:08 kalira77: unless there's a back door or a secret tunnel
🔗 21:08ghyllnox: There could be a *different* murder coming
🔗 21:08 Arclight_Dynamo: The scream was the discovery, not the murder.
🔗 21:08 SergeYager: So, two leading theories: 1) the golden duck was IN Her. Someone killed her to get it. 2) she molted and there was no muder. Which do we prefer?
🔗 21:08frage069: You will have to still prove your innocence there is still a shell of a body that people might believe is dead
🔗 21:09 Arclight_Dynamo: Investigate both?
🔗 21:09 SmithKurosaki: perception check when you come out?
🔗 21:09 Arclight_Dynamo: But I'd wager on molt.
🔗 21:09ghyllnox: Are there any marks around the neck/edge?
🔗 21:09 Snowcookies: There were two ppl who weren't with someone yes, the french baboon and the thief
🔗 21:09 SmithKurosaki: I'm with arch otherwise
🔗 21:09distrustingspectator: i vote molt too
🔗 21:09rain_who_lurks: What if Miss Tricks is putting on some kind of giant con by making people think she's dead
🔗 21:09 SergeYager: There were rough marks around the neck, yes
🔗 21:09 LadyDKat: I prefer option 2
🔗 21:09 Arclight_Dynamo: Did it look like someone came OUT of the chitin? Or is it clearly violence?
🔗 21:09 Sarah_Serinde: If she specifically talked about the mating thing, that could be worth considering too. Either her doing it to someone else or someone else doing it to her
🔗 21:09rain_who_lurks: Crimes seem to run in the family
🔗 21:09 kalira77: weren't valen and kwaykwayo in direct eyesight of armstrong when the murder was discovered?
🔗 21:09 Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Agree.
🔗 21:09 Sibwow: how do we identify the body without a face?
🔗 21:09frage069: OOOh insurance fraud. Classic
🔗 21:09distrustingspectator: could be a combination of the two.
🔗 21:09ghyllnox: Is the glass on the inside?
🔗 21:09 Sibwow: could it be a different dead beetle?
🔗 21:09 spethycakes: also, check temperature of body/molt
🔗 21:09rain_who_lurks: I say Miss Tricks is putting on a con
🔗 21:09 SergeYager: kalira, yes valen, kway, and armstrong were all downstairs together
🔗 21:10 Sibwow: rain_who_lurks her name is tricks, maybe shes tricking us
🔗 21:10 Arclight_Dynamo: Attempted murder on a beetle about to molt, she gets away, leaving her exo behind?
🔗 21:10 Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I wanna know just how identifiable that body is aside from the fact that they only saw one beetle person
🔗 21:10 spethycakes: does it still have any body heat/how long ago did it happen?
🔗 21:10 PharaohBender27: Aphids, perhaps?
🔗 21:10ghyllnox: TBF if she's putting on a con, it's in the name...
🔗 21:10 PinballWitch: is this really just a game of Clue?
🔗 21:10 DeM0nFiRe: Well who was the actual scream? Miss Tricks isnt the one who screamed, right? So Valen and Kway were in sight of the door and armlong, but that may have been after the event?
🔗 21:10rain_who_lurks: Could be a dif dead beetle or a dif shed exoskeleton?
🔗 21:10 PinballWitch: Where's Tim Curry?
🔗 21:10 PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe I thought it was the thief who screamed?
🔗 21:10 Sibwow: PinballWitch getting coffee with daniel craig
🔗 21:10 Arclight_Dynamo: The scream was finding the body.
🔗 21:10 HadesLeprechaun: this shell might not even be recent, we don't know if it's even her for sure unless there are defining features
🔗 21:10rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch this is really just a game of clue
🔗 21:10 Snowcookies: We only saw one beetle, if there was another if could be none of the guests
🔗 21:10 SmithKurosaki: (ngl, this is an awesome use of mechanics to engage chat)
🔗 21:10 Snowcookies: What about the children?
🔗 21:10 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's true - maybe she saved an OLD molt exo.
🔗 21:11 BlueChloroplast: yeah it could be her husband
🔗 21:11 serramarkov: I hate Giant Spiders (and they're all giant).
🔗 21:11rain_who_lurks: I mean she had a ton of kids, it could be one of her child's old molts
🔗 21:11 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah so if the scream was finding rthe body, whoever killed her (if she is dead) may have done it some time before the body was discovered
🔗 21:11ghyllnox: (I'm gonna have to watch the vod, I have no idea what's happening lol)
🔗 21:11 ContingentCat: @Snowcookies they seem to all be in prision
🔗 21:11Mysticman89: the downside to this mechanicc is I''ve been paying attention to serge/chat interaction and half missing the live stuff.
🔗 21:11 PinballWitch: I once was in a d&d game that the gm didn't tell us what it was based off but we figured it out in about 10 minutes it was just The Big Lebowski
🔗 21:11 Arclight_Dynamo: "Convenient time to dump her husband's (or lover's) body?"
🔗 21:11 PharaohBender27:
@Mysticman89 Same
🔗 21:11rain_who_lurks: It just fell out of the closet, maybe she just kept it there
🔗 21:11 DeM0nFiRe: Oh btw also another maybe interesting piece is Miss Tricks seemed to maybe discourager you from looking for the duck? It's not much she wasn't insisting, but she was at least soft disuading you
🔗 21:11ghyllnox: It seems to be generally socially accepted that they eat their mates though
🔗 21:11ghyllnox: Like a really morbid milestone
🔗 21:11 Snowcookies: but where is she then?
🔗 21:11 Sibwow: you gotta find a bookshelf and pull out the book that opens up the secret passage
🔗 21:12 Arclight_Dynamo: That's true - could be normal to keep your dead husband's shell, for beetles.
🔗 21:12 Arclight_Dynamo: Totally innocent.
🔗 21:12 spethycakes: are there any bodies of water nearby? ducks like water
🔗 21:12 SmithKurosaki: ok, so do we have any more advice other than 'check her room'?
🔗 21:12 SergeYager: H'ok interesting. I'm going to recap, and then let me know if there are any other leadS:
🔗 21:12rain_who_lurks: @DeM0nFiRe tbf she probably just didnt want strangers tearing up the place searching for the duckl
🔗 21:12 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah could be, it wasn't very strong
🔗 21:12 SergeYager: 1) Inside the body theory 2) Mating theory (someone ate her) maybe linked to above 3) Molting theory ^ is she even dead, is this HER molting, etc
🔗 21:12 Arclight_Dynamo: That seems right.
🔗 21:12rain_who_lurks: I think that's all of it
🔗 21:12ghyllnox: 4) is this her dead husband theory
🔗 21:13 ContingentCat: yeah
🔗 21:13 SergeYager: 4 is basically the molting. Can we confirm that she's dead.
🔗 21:13 PinballWitch: is serge's "Bread" why he's allowed to read chat?
🔗 21:13 PinballWitch: I might have missed that
🔗 21:13ghyllnox: Yeah, true
🔗 21:13 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 21:13 Koshindan:
If she was dead, she'd be in dead Chat. 
🔗 21:13 Sibwow: PinballWitch yes
🔗 21:13 SmithKurosaki: yes pinball
🔗 21:13 PinballWitch: nice
🔗 21:13 PinballWitch: that's awesome
🔗 21:13 kalira77: so does anyone have thoughts on where the golden duck is? could be salt shaker since shaped like duck; could also be hiding somewhere else -- I seem to recall there was a room that jer said was chilly or drafty (secret tunnel?)
🔗 21:13Mysticman89: yeah the bread lets him tlak to the spirits, who are we
🔗 21:13 SmithKurosaki: he's communing with spirits
🔗 21:13 SergeYager: I've eaten hallucinagens and I'm communing with the spirit realm
🔗 21:13rain_who_lurks: SECRET TUNNEL!
🔗 21:13 SergeYager: Yeah, where's the duck?
🔗 21:13 Snowcookies: The spirits are also confused
🔗 21:13 PinballWitch: Hi Serge. I have your coffee cup on it's way to me!
🔗 21:13Qwex1: i think it was mentioned the room where the princess lived had ben forgotten and ther is a room on the map labelled forgotten
🔗 21:13 SergeYager: Salt shaker, the signboard on the road?
🔗 21:13 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, also: "Seek the tinsmith when the stars align."
🔗 21:13 dangerous_safety: chat is dead confirmed
🔗 21:13 ContingentCat: Jer said he dropped a hint about where the duck is, I didn't catch it did anyone else?
🔗 21:14 LadyDKat: Wait we're all dead?
🔗 21:14ghyllnox: I feel like the duck must be fake and the real one is hidden in plain sight. Maybe the pepper shaker that never leaves the kitchen
🔗 21:14 SmithKurosaki: wild guess: the duck is in the attic
🔗 21:14Mysticman89: chat is a hallucination
🔗 21:14 Sibwow: is the duck one of jer's emotes
🔗 21:14 spethycakes: there's also the guy who said "I'd never let it out of my hands"
🔗 21:14 SergeYager: Is it explicit that the pepper shaker never leaves the kitchen?
🔗 21:14ghyllnox: Oh, no, just theorizing. Sorry
🔗 21:14 Sarah_Serinde: Sibwow No but Jer does have at least one duck emote
🔗 21:14 PinballWitch: You're all just voice in my computer, so taht's the same thing, right?
🔗 21:14rain_who_lurks: No idea where obvious duck is, except the pepper or the salt
🔗 21:14frage069: Good luck Serge, this was fun
🔗 21:14 SergeYager:
this was very neat
🔗 21:14 Sibwow: we know that ducks float. maybe its in the attic
🔗 21:14 SmithKurosaki: indeed. have a good rest of the session
🔗 21:14 PinballWitch:
🔗 21:15rain_who_lurks: Where is Miss Tricks' hiding if she's not dead?
🔗 21:15 HadesLeprechaun: I only suspect that the duck is not just some kind of solid golden duck because it's too obvious
🔗 21:15 Snowcookies: If only we could figure out where the princess lived in
🔗 21:15 PinballWitch: man, those edibles ain't shit
🔗 21:15 PinballWitch: just makes you see chat? seems like a bad trip
🔗 21:15 SnackPak_: the abyss stared back
🔗 21:15rain_who_lurks: That was a hoot
🔗 21:15 kalira77 spoops back intothe spirit realm
🔗 21:15ghyllnox: I really wish the vods had chat
🔗 21:15 LoadingReadyRun:
good spirit talking chat
🔗 21:15 Juliamon: PinballWitch And only lasted 10 minutes, what a rip
🔗 21:15ghyllnox: And yeah that was really fun
🔗 21:15 SmithKurosaki also fades back into spirit realm as it's after midnight
🔗 21:15 DeM0nFiRe:
I am not sure if it would be better if we were right or if it's better if we were totally wrong
🔗 21:15 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Well, the Twitch VODs do
🔗 21:15 Sarah_Serinde: ghyllnox At least the chat is available on the Twitch vods for a while
🔗 21:16rain_who_lurks: o_0 spoooOOOky
🔗 21:16ghyllnox: Yeah, just with the archive on youTube
🔗 21:16 Arclight_Dynamo: MOLT!
🔗 21:16rain_who_lurks: oh no the body is nakey!
🔗 21:16 Sibwow: we did it chat
🔗 21:16ghyllnox: Yessssss
🔗 21:16 DeM0nFiRe: MMM HMMMM!!!!
🔗 21:16 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 21:16frage069: Does Jer read chat???
🔗 21:16 Koshindan: The males could be smaller. Could still be her husband.
🔗 21:16 ContingentCat:
🔗 21:16rain_who_lurks: @Koshindan could be
🔗 21:16 PinballWitch: wait, did she just have a fling last night and this is the lover?
🔗 21:17 Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
🔗 21:17 PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies Neat!
🔗 21:17rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch maybe, still falls under "Miss Tricks' not dead"
🔗 21:17 BlueChloroplast: oh noes
🔗 21:17 PinballWitch: yeah, but what if it's not a murder at all, like he knew this was gonna happen and they just stumbled across the body
🔗 21:18 Arclight_Dynamo: NGL, "chat as spirits" was *fantastic.*
🔗 21:18 PinballWitch: it was super clever
🔗 21:18 ContingentCat:
🔗 21:18ghyllnox: 5'2" and hollow bones
🔗 21:18 ContingentCat: insisting like that is pretty sus
🔗 21:18 BlueChloroplast: LOL the faces
🔗 21:18 Koshindan: I liked the mechanic, but couldn't follow what they were doing.
🔗 21:18 PharaohBender27:
300 Props to Jer for finding a creative way to get chat involved
🔗 21:19 Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, it's past my bedtime. Have fun with the rest of the stream!
🔗 21:20 PharaohBender27: Good night, @Sarah_Serinde !
🔗 21:20 BlueChloroplast:
sarah
🔗 21:20 ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde g'night
🔗 21:20 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 21:20 Sibwow: we did it
🔗 21:20 ritchards: I'm getting better!
🔗 21:20 Sibwow: certified genius twitch chat
🔗 21:20 ContingentCat:
not dead!
🔗 21:20 spethycakes: We weren't useless!!
🔗 21:20rain_who_lurks: called it
🔗 21:20 kalira77: we halped
🔗 21:20 DeM0nFiRe: So right now the possibilities are molting or a different beetle is dead?
🔗 21:20 BlueChloroplast: LOL
🔗 21:20 ritchards: chat would...
🔗 21:21 ContingentCat: So it's a different beetle
🔗 21:21 Koshindan:
🔗 21:21ghyllnox: DEAD HUSBAND!
🔗 21:21 Arclight_Dynamo:
There it is.
🔗 21:21 Arclight_Dynamo: So, here's the Galaxy Brain play: Jer had no idea what was up, told Serge to ask chat, and lurked. Then he stole an idea from us.
🔗 21:21 PinballWitch: oh it's her old shell from the college days
🔗 21:21 DeM0nFiRe: lol yeah molting haha. Good job guys
🔗 21:21 TheDailyMapleSyrup: dead chidren
🔗 21:22 DeM0nFiRe: Although she could be lying now I guess
🔗 21:22 ContingentCat: right?
🔗 21:22ghyllnox: Oh yeah, but like, who leaves their random molts out
🔗 21:22 PinballWitch:
I liked the "it was a night time fling" idea 
🔗 21:22 LoadingReadyRun:
I like the idea that the spirits you contact don't have some special ghostly insight. They are just guessing, like anyone else
🔗 21:22 Koshindan: I've seen people do grosser things.
🔗 21:22 PharaohBender27: What if she's hanging onto the molted carcass because it contains the golden duck!?
🔗 21:22 PinballWitch: it's like an old dress she wishes she could still wear?
🔗 21:22 BlueChloroplast: Plate Rack?
🔗 21:23 PinballWitch: What if the Golden Duck is like the Maltese Falcon?
🔗 21:23ghyllnox: "Spiiirits, help guide meeee" "Well bus if I know lol"
🔗 21:23rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch oof, know that feeling
🔗 21:23 DeM0nFiRe: I think it really was a great idea by Jeremy, very interesting
🔗 21:23ghyllnox: Hmmm but what was upstairs
🔗 21:24 LoadingReadyRun:
Wait, is this the invisible ghost cat from the Velvet Griffon Inn from Best of Intentions!
🔗 21:24 ContingentCat: every campaign needs a ghost cat
🔗 21:25 BlueChloroplast: well how did they get out of the kitchen?
🔗 21:26 PharaohBender27:
🔗 21:27 PharaohBender27:
🔗 21:27 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 21:27ryuhimora: first roll???
🔗 21:27ghyllnox: Oh, a poisoner's kit, nice
🔗 21:29 LoadingReadyRun: Delita was communing with his own spirits
🔗 21:29 BlueChloroplast:
chat also called it
🔗 21:29 ContingentCat: oh no
🔗 21:30 dangerous_safety: poor thing
🔗 21:31 TheDailyMapleSyrup: gold but painted over
🔗 21:31 BlueChloroplast: niice the pic
🔗 21:31 PharaohBender27:
🔗 21:33 Thequickgreyfox: watch this be a fake out from Jer
🔗 21:33ghyllnox: Are there any other, similar, duck-shaped heirlooms?
🔗 21:33 Snowcookies: oh no
🔗 21:33 tenthtechpriest: F
🔗 21:33 BlueChloroplast: noooooooooooooo
🔗 21:33 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 21:34ghyllnox: Veeeery salty
🔗 21:34 Blythus: oooooooooooh
🔗 21:34 BlueChloroplast: Cast REPAIR
🔗 21:34 SnackPak_: whoops
🔗 21:34 ContingentCat: whoops
🔗 21:34 couldntpickausername: this outcome has made me salty
🔗 21:34 Snowcookies: the spirits were liars
🔗 21:34 DocRedfang: Anyone know mending?
🔗 21:34 BDXIIX:
🔗 21:34 Koshindan: It's okay. The light's nature is to enlighten everyone!
🔗 21:34 Thequickgreyfox: f, poor duck
🔗 21:34 PharaohBender27: Our bill is going to go waaaayyyy up
🔗 21:34 kalira77: serge y u shatter tho
🔗 21:34 Manae: Here's hoping there's a repair spell
🔗 21:34 spethycakes: I'm feeling a little salty, tbh
🔗 21:34 Snowcookies: !chat
🔗 21:34 LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
🔗 21:34 kalira77:
🔗 21:34 HadesLeprechaun: anybody got the Mend spell? lol
🔗 21:34 samwisep86:
🔗 21:35 BlueChloroplast: stealing? in our D&D?
🔗 21:35 Koshindan: I wonder if it was taken out of the salt before hand.
🔗 21:37 TheDailyMapleSyrup: in the sign maybe
🔗 21:37dr_petrichor: what system of dnd are they playing?
🔗 21:37 Juliamon: dr_petrichor Basic (precurser to 1st ed)
🔗 21:37dr_petrichor: ooh interesting
🔗 21:38 ContingentCat:
🔗 21:38Despoiler98: HOW DARE
🔗 21:38 Snowcookies: wut?
🔗 21:38 Snowcookies: paranoid?
🔗 21:39Despoiler98: here we go
🔗 21:39Mysticman89: so valen is not the only one doing hallcinogens
🔗 21:39 DeM0nFiRe: Uhhhhh, what?
🔗 21:39 TheDailyMapleSyrup: tinfoil ht
🔗 21:39 TheDailyMapleSyrup: hat
🔗 21:39ghyllnox: He Has Seen Chat
🔗 21:40 spethycakes: The horror! The horror!
🔗 21:40 Koshindan: Valen a-salted that shaker.
🔗 21:40 LoadingReadyRun:
Valen's brain was exposed to unfiltered Chat. He may never recover
🔗 21:41 ContingentCat: !loveserge
🔗 21:41ghyllnox: He stared into the chat, and the chat stared back
🔗 21:42fcloud: "watch for poisons" iykwim
🔗 21:42 PharaohBender27:
🔗 21:42fcloud: shoulda watched harder buddy
🔗 21:42Despoiler98: SORRY WHAT
🔗 21:42 tenthtechpriest: OOF
🔗 21:42 BlueChloroplast: ah the booze
🔗 21:42 Snowcookies: ah wut
🔗 21:42 ContingentCat: welp F
🔗 21:42Despoiler98: what the hell was this game?
🔗 21:42ghyllnox: Just... bad booze?
🔗 21:42 Koshindan: Turns out Serge declared "no one died" too early.
🔗 21:43Despoiler98: captain picard?!?!!??!
🔗 21:43 Ignatiuspants: Patrick Stewart?!
🔗 21:43 ContingentCat: oh not That patrick stuart
🔗 21:43 BlueChloroplast: No, a different guy
🔗 21:43 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha nice
🔗 21:43 Snowcookies: Good job Jer
🔗 21:43 PharaohBender27: What if they had guessed it?
🔗 21:43Despoiler98: Devious
🔗 21:44 JqlGirl: cool session
🔗 21:44 TheDailyMapleSyrup: I n the sign
🔗 21:44 Sibwow: i bet there was a secret message at the bottom of the salt thing under all the salt
🔗 21:44 PharaohBender27:
@Sibwow 
already asked about that
🔗 21:44 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 21:44 PinballWitch: woo
🔗 21:44ghyllnox: Thanks Jer!
🔗 21:45 DeM0nFiRe: Very cool
🔗 21:45 couldntpickausername: great job gang
🔗 21:45 PinballWitch: that wwas super fun
🔗 21:45 BlueChloroplast:
🔗 21:45 DeM0nFiRe: That was amazing
🔗 21:45 Thequickgreyfox: thanks for the game! it was so nice to see Jer run again
🔗 21:45 SnackPak_: so good
🔗 21:45 spethycakes: That was so cool!
🔗 21:45NoTomToLose:
Does Serge not hear Paul
🔗 21:45 samwisep86:
thanks all
🔗 21:45 until_may: serge and I match today!
🔗 21:45 kalira77: we're spooky
🔗 21:45rain_who_lurks: we're all ghosts!!!!
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🔗 21:46 Thequickgreyfox: "the edible that makes you read chat"
🔗 21:47NoTomToLose: "Well, she's no fun, she fell right over"
🔗 21:47ghyllnox: So if Delita had failed, it would be over for him?
🔗 21:47 PharaohBender27: All right fellow chatters, I'm off for the night. Until next time, all!
🔗 21:47 ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 g'night
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🔗 21:47 Koshindan: Maybe Delita could still participate if Valen got ahold of some more edibles.
🔗 21:48 BlueChloroplast:
a bottle of poison booze episode
🔗 21:48 Blythus: i missed it, did they find the golden duck?
🔗 21:48Mysticman89: or vice versa as the case may be
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🔗 21:48 DeM0nFiRe:
Haha the youtube is just gonna have serge making faces at nothing
🔗 21:48 kalira77: yeah i'm definitely rewatching for what happened while we were spooping
🔗 21:49 DeM0nFiRe: Oh I guess it might actually still be in the shell, and taht is why she kept it so long
🔗 21:49 kalira77: the plavalaguna theory
🔗 21:49 PinballWitch: that's entirely my dm'ing style jer
🔗 21:50 Koshindan: The Light condones stealing?
🔗 21:50 ContingentCat: light fingers?
🔗 21:50Mysticman89: not stealling, permanently borrowing
🔗 21:50Mysticman89: its a kind of sharing
🔗 21:51ghyllnox: This year, it might be
🔗 21:51 ContingentCat: have we even escaped march?
🔗 21:51 until_may: Jeremy I think you have made that joke before haha
🔗 21:51 couldntpickausername: dat me
🔗 21:51 until_may: you specifically
🔗 21:51 ContingentCat: sergeSueak
🔗 21:51 Koshindan:
🔗 21:52 ContingentCat:
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🔗 21:52 josh___something: "Half-year" 50
🔗 21:52 couldntpickausername: um..... Serge how many months do you think are in a year?
🔗 21:52 ContingentCat:
nice 
tracker
🔗 21:52ghyllnox: It's a prime number
🔗 21:52 Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 21:53 Snowcookies:
🔗 21:53 DeM0nFiRe:
🔗 21:53 Snowcookies: Enjoy your stay
🔗 21:54 PinballWitch: dat's me!
🔗 21:54 TacitusVigil: Nobody ever goes to the Silver Goose.
🔗 21:54ghyllnox: Thank you!!!
🔗 21:54 PinballWitch: love y'all
🔗 21:54 Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
🔗 21:54 serramarkov:
Wah, mine didn't show up.
🔗 21:54 ContingentCat: @couldntpickausername Serge goes by a metric year with 100 months
🔗 21:54 spethycakes: Thank you, everyone! What a fun stream!
🔗 21:54 ContingentCat: it's Uno done, it's not Serge done
🔗 21:54 BlueChloroplast: Gotta burn the witches in a nice area
🔗 21:54 TacitusVigil: #SergeWorldProblems
🔗 21:55 BlueChloroplast: Hadesssssss
🔗 21:55 HadesLeprechaun: I am here!
🔗 21:55 PinballWitch: i know next to nothing about hades except i know you can pet the dog
🔗 21:55 tenthtechpriest: and chat!
🔗 21:55 PinballWitch: or at least 1/3rd of the dog?
🔗 21:55 ElementalAlchemist:
Witch farms aren't supposed to be pretty; they're supposed to be a thousand blocks away in the swamp 
🔗 21:55 CaptainSpam: Gylt. Related to skrt?
🔗 21:55 TacitusVigil:
It's misspelled, that's what.
🔗 21:55 Arclight_Dynamo: Soft G. "Jylt"
🔗 21:56 PinballWitch: i did one of those board games with apps once, it's interesting
🔗 21:56 TacitusVigil:
I blame Crysis, they started this whole "misspell things with a y" fad.
🔗 21:56 BlueChloroplast: hwillite?
🔗 21:56 Koshindan: Sounds neat.
🔗 21:56 ContingentCat: I believe in your ability to make it work
🔗 21:57 Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
🔗 21:57 PMAvers: I mean, it might be easier to just pull out one of the Tabletop Simulator mods for Mansions of Madness.
🔗 21:57 BlueChloroplast: LOL
🔗 21:57 CaptainSpam:
Okay, maybe it's not fair on yourself to compare streaming time to James's Punch-A-Chunk Challenge.
🔗 21:57 DarkMorford:
A golden GUIDuck?
🔗 21:58 Arclight_Dynamo: Thank you Jer!
🔗 21:58 ContingentCat: Thanks Jer
🔗 21:58 TacitusVigil: GUIdeDuck
🔗 21:58 CaptainSpam: Thanks, Jer!
🔗 21:58 Snowcookies: Bye! Good night
🔗 21:58 BlueChloroplast: Cheers!
🔗 21:58 kalira77: thanks Jer!
🔗 21:58 serramarkov: G'night allQ
🔗 21:58 TacitusVigil: *GUIdenDuck, rather
🔗 21:58 TacitusVigil: Thanks all!
🔗 22:01 Snowcookies: Night chat it is past bed time
🔗 22:04 DeM0nFiRe: Night all o.
🔗 22:04 DeM0nFiRe: Night all o/
🔗 22:11 TehAmelie: mornin
🔗 22:12 TehAmelie: i miss all the fun with my sleeping schedule. stupid biological demands
🔗 22:12 Juliamon: You only missed DF by a short bit though! And it was really fun.
🔗 22:12 Juliamon: Highly recommend watching the Twitch VOD.
🔗 22:13 TehAmelie: i just might
🔗 22:14 Juliamon: Jer did something clever and incorporated chat interaction
🔗 22:14 Juliamon: It worked out really well tbh
🔗 22:15 Juliamon: And will be totally lost with the YT upload
🔗 22:15 TehAmelie: i believe you
🔗 22:16 TehAmelie: gotta catch up on the Ian show from the day before too. . .
is she an impostor...?