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🔗 07:50 All_Mankind: ahoy chatlubbers
🔗 07:50 CaffeinatedLemur: heya IQ
🔗 07:51 All_Mankind: what's cookin
🔗 07:51 CaffeinatedLemur: not much
🔗 07:51 All_Mankind: i'm playing Perpetuum
🔗 07:53 All_Mankind: it's like going back in time ten years and playing an Eve Online beta with robots instead of space
🔗 07:53 All_Mankind: okay, instead of spaceships
🔗 07:55 All_Mankind: "I soon realized Mr Kojima was serious": Metal Gear behind the scenes
🔗 07:57 CaffeinatedLemur: Mr Kojima would like your spine, he is serious
🔗 07:58 All_Mankind: he wants it for electrolytes
🔗 07:59 CaffeinatedLemur: nanomachines sone
🔗 07:59 CaffeinatedLemur: ok brb]=
🔗 08:00 All_Mankind: i'll be here waiting for the factory to finish building my quest item
🔗 08:04 All_Mankind: oh wow, Bruce Wayne's parents cosplayers
🔗 08:15 CaffeinatedLemur: poormans breakfast today
🔗 08:17 DoktorNik: love the new comic by featherweight_
🔗 08:17 CaffeinatedLemur: he is magic man
🔗 08:45 All_Mankind: the Avatar has been reincarnated at least 1000 times, right? someone says something to that effect in The Last Airbender, i'm sure
🔗 08:46 CaffeinatedLemur: something like that
🔗 08:47 ParanoidRabbit: !next
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🔗 08:47 All_Mankind: assuming a low average lifespan of 100 years, it would mean the recorded history of their world goes back at least twice as far as our species
🔗 08:48 adi_pie: All_Mankind, you're assuming that they even remember all of their history.
🔗 08:48 ParanoidRabbit: low average lifespan of 100 years? what earth do you live on? O-o
🔗 08:48 All_Mankind: many Avatars lived for several hundred years
🔗 08:48 adi_pie: In the show the Avatar was usually quite long lived.
🔗 08:48 ParanoidRabbit: oh, the avatar's age, yeah okey. I'll be quiet
🔗 08:48 adi_pie: By the way, what brought htis one, All_Mankind?
🔗 08:49 adi_pie: this on*
🔗 08:49 All_Mankind: and at least the Avatar him/herself would remember everything, it seems like an obvious step to keep records
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🔗 08:50 All_Mankind: it would be hard to find the avatar or even guess there was one unless you had a somewhat organized world with shared histories
🔗 08:50 adi_pie: All_Mankind, going by what I remember being told about the second season of Korra, the first Avatar wwas born about 10.000 years before that shows timeline.
🔗 08:50 All_Mankind: yeah, i heard that
🔗 08:50 adi_pie: I still have to watch seasons 2 and 3, and soon 4, of Korra.
🔗 08:51 All_Mankind: more evidence Korra screws up everything cool about the original show i guess
🔗 08:51 adi_pie: Why? Because they put a date on it?
🔗 08:52 All_Mankind: an unimpressive date
🔗 08:52 All_Mankind: that doesn't even seem to make sense
🔗 08:53 adi_pie:
How old are you? 10.000 years of uninterrupted reincarnations is greatly impressive. Countries barely survive a few hundred in our world. 
🔗 08:53 All_Mankind: it's about the same age as our civilization
🔗 08:53 ParanoidRabbit: do we even have any reliable history from that long ago?
🔗 08:54 adi_pie: Our civilization? It wasn't till a feww years ago that we barely had any writing on the planet that old.
🔗 08:55 All_Mankind: i much prefer to think the awesome balancing power of the avatar has resulted in a society that manifestly has worked for over 200 000 years
🔗 08:55 adi_pie: And changed so little in that time?
🔗 08:56 All_Mankind: the earliest evidence of permanent settlements goes back about 10 000 years
🔗 08:56 adi_pie: 10000 years seems like a good timeline from mud huts to industrial revolution.
🔗 08:56 All_Mankind: a generous interpretation of "civilization" i guess
🔗 08:56 adi_pie: 200k is getting into Star Wars style stagnation.
🔗 08:57 ParanoidRabbit: heck, warhammer 40k is more truthful in that case...
🔗 08:57 All_Mankind: the Australian aborigines were pretty stagnated, for 30-40 000 years years
🔗 08:57 All_Mankind: it's an important part of a real long term system
🔗 08:58 ParanoidRabbit: how do you figure that aborigines have been around for three to four times longer than the first permanent settlements?
🔗 08:58 All_Mankind: cave paintings, oral histories
🔗 08:59 All_Mankind: some more complicated studies about changes in the ecosystem
🔗 09:00 adi_pie: Well, modrn Humans left Africa almost 125.000 years ago, settlements in Australia aren't that far fetched.
🔗 09:00 ParanoidRabbit: and it would be unimpressive if the avatar came around about 10 000 years ago, because we've been around longer then that? when in avatar history there were cities and spirits roaming the world?
🔗 09:01 All_Mankind: less impressive than the story we were told at first, anyway
🔗 09:01 ParanoidRabbit: considering the spirits, I find it impressive that there are humans at all... but that's something else
🔗 09:02 ParanoidRabbit: I missed the beginning of the conversation. would you mind repeating how long that has been?
🔗 09:02 adi_pie: I don't remember there ever being a mention of a timeline for the Avatar first appearing that was over 10K years in length.
🔗 09:03 adi_pie: At least, bnot in Airbender.
🔗 09:03 All_Mankind: there was the mention that there's been over 1000 avatars
🔗 09:03 All_Mankind: who likely lived more than 100 years on average
🔗 09:03 ParanoidRabbit: ah, well. I can buy that, in that case
🔗 09:04 adi_pie: I really do't remember the "1000 avatars " thing, thousand year old tradition maybe.
🔗 09:04Omnipotenttrevor: It was a single line by Roku
🔗 09:04 adi_pie: But, hey, it's just a show, retcons can be made.
🔗 09:04 ParanoidRabbit: 100 years on average seem a bit steep though. I bet that it took quite long before things started to settle decently, there were probably a time where the avatar had, well, short cycles
🔗 09:04Omnipotenttrevor: Who said he learned firebending a thousand times before, and will learn it again
🔗 09:05 ParanoidRabbit: ah, then it sounds like an hyperbole as well
🔗 09:05 adi_pie: One would also have to question how Roku knew that seing as we are never shown that Avatars can speak to any of their more distant predecessors.
🔗 09:06 adi_pie: Aang only spoke to about 4 of them. And Korra from what I've seen has only spoken to Aang.
🔗 09:06 All_Mankind: it would be strange that they can draw on all the power of their predecessors if they didn't also have their wisdom
🔗 09:07 adi_pie: I would still go by the "Hyperbole" route, Roku seems like the type.
🔗 09:07Omnipotenttrevor: The Avatar didn't seem to know about the portals and convergence, after all this time. Seems like it would've been an important thing to pass along if they could remember back that far
🔗 09:07Omnipotenttrevor: Yeah, Adi, that seems likely
🔗 09:07 All_Mankind: how reincarnation usually works, the shaman's power DOUBLES with every generation, since he can reflect on the wisdom of his predecessor reflecting on the wisdom of his predecessors
🔗 09:08 adi_pie: The previous four Avatars also didn't tell Aang squat about Energybending, or whatever the Lion Turtle taught him.
🔗 09:08 All_Mankind: which i find entertaining
🔗 09:08Omnipotenttrevor: I think people have also tried counting the statues in the room of past Avatars to estimate how many lifetimes back they go
🔗 09:09 All_Mankind: i like to call it spiritbending
🔗 09:09 adi_pie:
Where the people doing that 100% sure that the Japanese animators were communicating perfectly well with the show-runners and "lore-keepers", Omnipotenttrevor? 
🔗 09:11 All_Mankind: so yeah, it's nice to leave some things to the imagination
🔗 09:12 ParanoidRabbit: I like the name spiritbending. It kinda implies that it takes effort doing more complicated things, like going back far in the ancestory, but that it is possible.
🔗 09:12 DoktorNik: I was hoping Jim would of tackled the whoel Double Fine Snatch and grab
🔗 09:12 All_Mankind: (and never watch Korra)
🔗 09:12 adi_pie: I will watch Korra, I'm just waiting on Season 4 to come out so I can binge watch all the way from 2 til the end.
🔗 09:13 ParanoidRabbit: I liked Korra. More the fact that there's a strong female hero, than it being a continuence of Airbenders.
🔗 09:13 ParanoidRabbit: The fact that she's coloured is just nice extra tipping.
🔗 09:13 All_Mankind: going by season 1, i wouldn't call Korra strong
🔗 09:13 All_Mankind: headstrong, maybe
🔗 09:14 ParanoidRabbit: Strong personallity
🔗 09:14 ParanoidRabbit: but yeah, she gets whopped around a lot
🔗 09:14 adi_pie: I have heard she gets better as an adult going forward, that and her teaming up with Asami has me curious.
🔗 09:14 All_Mankind: it seemed they were trying really hard to make her the exact opposite of Aang in every way while ignoring that almost everything about Aang made him a fantastic character and a great person
🔗 09:15 DoktorNik goes grabs another cup of coffee and returns to watching lectures online.
🔗 09:15 ParanoidRabbit: I would say that they have left a lot of the Airbenders series behind, and tried to do something else instead. something new.
🔗 09:15MetricFurlong:
All_Mankind: That would require Aang to be a fantastic character 
🔗 09:15 adi_pie: We never did get to see Aang as a teenager though, and especially not one that had been raised by calm, peace-loving monks his whole life.
🔗 09:16MetricFurlong: (also, hello chat)
🔗 09:16 ParanoidRabbit: Hiya!
🔗 09:16 adi_pie: Hey, MetricFurlong
🔗 09:16 DoktorNik: heya metric
🔗 09:16 All_Mankind: i figure he'd be a lot like me as a teenager
🔗 09:16 adi_pie: I do like it more that they tried something new, and failed (in some people's eyes), than just rehash Airbender with a female protagonist.
🔗 09:16 All_Mankind: i was born 40 years old, you see. . .
🔗 09:17 DoktorNik: Ah, so you were a teen in the late 70's, early 80's?
🔗 09:17 adi_pie:
Did you also spring forth fully decked in armor from your father's forehead, because I think I know your siste, All_Mankind. 
🔗 09:17 DoktorNik: SO you actually had a great decade to be a teen in
🔗 09:17 ParanoidRabbit: People are of split opinions, that is quite fine.
🔗 09:17Arakasi01: Going to be streaming Wasteland 2 shortly if anyone's interested.
🔗 09:18 DoktorNik: i may have to come bug you arakasi
🔗 09:18 adi_pie: Wait, did Wasteland 2 come out already?
🔗 09:18 ParanoidRabbit: May one have a link to watch it?
🔗 09:18 adi_pie: I should check my Steam Library more often.
🔗 09:18 ParanoidRabbit: Thank you!
🔗 09:18 DoktorNik: I'm tempted to buy it because it could actually be great example of crowd funding working (if i
🔗 09:18 All_Mankind: sure, it's a good thing they tried, better than just leaving the original show as a standalone masterpiece. . .it's still there and still great, after all
🔗 09:19Omnipotenttrevor: I feel like the TLOK/TLA comparisons might have an element of nostalgia in them at this point too.
🔗 09:19 ParanoidRabbit: Agreed, All_mankind
🔗 09:19 All_Mankind: i watched TLA first when i was 30
🔗 09:20 adi_pie:
I watched it when I was 19, that doesn't mean I don't like Korra. 
🔗 09:20 All_Mankind: i can imagine people who grew up with it get nostalgic though
🔗 09:21 adi_pie: Considering it was meant and shown as a children's show, I'd imagine that is most of its audience, All_Mankind
🔗 09:22 adi_pie: We might be outliers of that bell-curve.
🔗 09:22MetricFurlong: I dunno, it's got a fair late teens/ early 20s following
🔗 09:22 All_Mankind: i wonder what we'd have been called if we went the brony route and tried to take it away from the kids for ourselves
🔗 09:23MetricFurlong: I've never understood why, but it does have that
🔗 09:23 All_Mankind: airbrothers?
🔗 09:23 adi_pie:
Kegbenders? 
🔗 09:23 adi_pie: Beerbenders
🔗 09:23 PMAvers: I was under the impression that was the reason for the move to online-only, since it's audience wasn't meshing up with Nick's traditional audience.'
🔗 09:24MetricFurlong: yeah, a lot of the audience seem to overlap with the 'dubs-only Anime' crowd
🔗 09:24 All_Mankind: television is confusing me these days
🔗 09:24 adi_pie: PMAvers, that and the fact that Nickelodeon probably couldn't think of any other way to screw Korra over any more than it already had.
🔗 09:24Omnipotenttrevor: Nick's current scheduling situation is weird. They're doing similar with TMNT
🔗 09:24 PMAvers: Well, yes, Nick does seem to have a hate-on for anything original or quality.
🔗 09:24 All_Mankind: they're doing a Powers show on Playstation Network. . .Community goes to Yahoo
🔗 09:25 adi_pie: I'm pretty sure the Avatar creators have made their final show for Nickelodeon.
🔗 09:25Omnipotenttrevor: There was no set schedule, and the last for eps of TMNT, including the finale, premiered online like a week or so early.
🔗 09:25MetricFurlong:
PMAvers: another TMNT series constitutes original? 
🔗 09:25Omnipotenttrevor: last four*
🔗 09:26 PMAvers: Maybe not, but they sure seem to enjoy messing with it.
🔗 09:26 All_Mankind: anyone cares/knows about this Powers TV show?
🔗 09:27 adi_pie:
I know of it, but no actual details though. I watch so little TV these days. 
🔗 09:27MetricFurlong: never even heard of it, sorry
🔗 09:27 adi_pie: If a show is interesting I just wait for it/a season to end and watch it then.
🔗 09:28MetricFurlong: (although I don't think I've watched TV in a couple of years now)
🔗 09:30 All_Mankind: so many interesting things about that picture. . .i don't think we need any reading materials to get a better picture of what show this is
🔗 09:31 adi_pie: So Powers is basically a police procedural in a Superhero world
🔗 09:31 adi_pie: It seems interesting in that respect.
🔗 09:31 All_Mankind: i only watch tv socially, myself
🔗 09:32 All_Mankind: yeah, well, we call them "superheroes" as a convenient shorthand
🔗 09:33 All_Mankind: it's weird when you think about it
🔗 09:34 All_Mankind: you've got people with powers that defy all laws of physics, and they decide to call themselves superheroes and fly around fighting fires, beating up muggers and such. . .
🔗 09:34 adi_pie:
I believe the main characters are normal police detectives, so basically Renee Montoya and Harvey Bullock the TV series. 
🔗 09:35 adi_pie: Even though a lot of them aren't particularly heroic, when you think about it.
🔗 09:36 All_Mankind: they are going in a different direction from the comic, so maybe, but to my knowledge at least one of them is a normal guy who's three million years old. . .
🔗 09:36 All_Mankind: the ellipses are taking over. . .the old ones are stirring. . .
🔗 09:37 All_Mankind turns into Lovecraft
🔗 09:38 LRRbot: Currently live: Adam's Gamehaüs (overridden)
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🔗 09:38MetricFurlong: hax!
🔗 09:38 adi_pie:
Don't forget to restore your HP, mister Lovecraft, you won't last long without hit points. 
🔗 09:39 All_Mankind: i spent them all to cast the binding spell
🔗 09:40 adi_pie:
Lovecraft, protagonist of Persona 3. 
🔗 09:41 All_Mankind: i read an interesting comic book that suggested Lovecraft's whole body of work was a desperate attempt to keep it from being true
🔗 09:42MetricFurlong: Lovecraft, side-quest battle arena organiser in Shadow Hearts 3
🔗 09:43 adi_pie: I've always wanted to play Shadow Hearts, they sound rather demented in some aspects.
🔗 09:43 All_Mankind: so in this fiction he wrote about Necronomicon, a fictional book, to reduce its reality
🔗 09:43MetricFurlong: adi_pie: the first 2 games are really good
🔗 09:43MetricFurlong: third was dissapointing
🔗 09:43 All_Mankind: i think that's the opposite of meta
🔗 09:44MetricFurlong: but yes, the SH games tended to be a bit nuts
🔗 09:44MetricFurlong: that was part of the charm
🔗 09:45MetricFurlong: also the first game has one of the worst dub-jobs ever
🔗 09:45MetricFurlong: but thankfully very little of the dialogue is voiced
🔗 09:46 adi_pie:
Oh, the lovely days at the beginning of console voice acting. 
🔗 09:46MetricFurlong: yeah
🔗 09:46MetricFurlong: pretty much
🔗 09:47MetricFurlong: the first game also looks very much the 'very early PS2 game' that it is
🔗 09:47MetricFurlong: which might not have mattered so much if it hadn't been released a few months before FFX
🔗 09:47MetricFurlong: the hype of which completely buried it
🔗 09:48MetricFurlong: which is probably why not many people played it
🔗 09:50 adi_pie: Eh, technically proficient graphics don't mean much to me, good design and art styles are higher up on my list of things I look for in a game.
🔗 09:50MetricFurlong: yeah, I'd agree
🔗 09:51MetricFurlong: it does have some fairly interesting/nuts monster designs
🔗 09:51 adi_pie:
Though I do play a lot of older games, so that might just be a defense mechanism my eyes enforced on my brain. 
🔗 09:52MetricFurlong: no, as I said I'd agree
🔗 09:52MetricFurlong: aesthetics > fidelty
🔗 09:52MetricFurlong: and design matters a lot in the former
🔗 09:52 adi_pie: Especially after a few years have passed,
🔗 09:52MetricFurlong: yes, exactly
🔗 09:52 Nightvalien28: just want to say that you guys make the best breakfast reading
🔗 09:53MetricFurlong: photorealism dates incredibly quickly, whereas stylised stuff can last for a long time
🔗 09:53 adi_pie:
Happy to oblige. Come back later for a discussion on why peanut butter and jelly is not a good combination. 
🔗 09:53MetricFurlong: Nightvalien28: thanks
🔗 09:54MetricFurlong: it's one of the weird aspects of game design, the push for 'photorealistic' graphics
🔗 09:55MetricFurlong: because hardly anyone seems to care about it in film/tv animation
🔗 09:55 All_Mankind: graphical fidelity is a handy substitute for creativity
🔗 09:56 adi_pie: Take Okami and Crysis, they both came out at about the same time, I still find Okami inifnitely more visually appealing.
🔗 09:56 All_Mankind: i figure we have a few too many engineers designing games and not enough painters
🔗 09:56 All_Mankind: so to speak
🔗 09:57 Nightvalien28: also too many fustrated movie makers that failed in holywood
🔗 09:57 adi_pie: Yeah, we have a lot of people that make pretty games, but not enough people that can make beautiful ones.
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🔗 09:58 All_Mankind: why can't failed filmmakers settle for making uninventive comic books like they used to? it's much cheaper and easier to ignore
🔗 09:58 adi_pie:
More money in video games. 
🔗 09:59 All_Mankind: the profit margins are probably tighter though
🔗 10:00 All_Mankind: you need one person and a photocopier to make comics, maybe a commissioned artist if you want to spend dozens of dollars. . .
🔗 10:00 adi_pie:
They should just amke Horror movies, even the crappy ones make a few times their budget these days. 
🔗 10:02MetricFurlong: that's been the case for a while now
🔗 10:02MetricFurlong: hell, just look at the Blair Witch Project
🔗 10:03 Nightvalien28: *barf*
🔗 10:03BaronVonRatsworth: Did someone mention comic books?
🔗 10:03 All_Mankind: Blair Witch Project happened before twitter though
🔗 10:04 All_Mankind: that might have been me, Baron
🔗 10:04 All_Mankind: i'm a comic book enthusiast
🔗 10:05 adi_pie:
I rather enjoy comics/ graphic novels too, though it's hard to keep up with everything going on in that field. 
🔗 10:06MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: indeed it did. Didn't stop it making over 100 million dollars
🔗 10:06 All_Mankind: yeah, it's somehow remained an underground medium while talking pictures, home video and videogames made it big time
🔗 10:07 All_Mankind wonders what the comic book industry would look like if you had people somehow sinking nine figure budgets into the big franchises
🔗 10:07MetricFurlong: I would say that's because 'mainstream' comics are a very insular set of stories within one genre feature a cast that's largely been unchanged for decades
🔗 10:07MetricFurlong: *featuring
🔗 10:08MetricFurlong: mainstream american comics, anyway
🔗 10:09 adi_pie: Comics are basically books with pictures, it's hard for them to ever satisfy a need for entertainment in the same way as those other more visual media do.
🔗 10:09 adi_pie: That and what MetricFurlong said.
🔗 10:10 All_Mankind: i read a lot of European comics, small, standalone products that basically could be like movies you can read while riding the bus
🔗 10:11 All_Mankind: there isn't really anything standing in the way for making really big budget spectacle comic books that would amuse millions of people, except there's not really anything to spend all that money on
🔗 10:11 adi_pie: I do enjoy standalone stories much more than the neverending sprawls some comics are.
🔗 10:11olivias_bulge: hm i never got into comics, I always felt single issues were frustratingly short, and the universes took too many liberties (killing and re-killing characters, extra universes etc)I have liked graphic novels, or trade books with an entire arc in them.
🔗 10:11 All_Mankind: yeah, i really only read comics that have an end in mind when they start
🔗 10:12 adi_pie: That's basically why I stick to arcs or standalone stories.
🔗 10:12BaronVonRatsworth watches debate and noms popcorn
🔗 10:12 adi_pie:
What debate? We're all basically agreeing, Baron. 
🔗 10:12olivias_bulge:

🔗 10:12 adi_pie: We need a Devil's Advocate in here, on the double.
🔗 10:13 All_Mankind: the Brittish invasion is still going on, with great works being made by master writers like Neil Gaiman, Alan Mopore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison
🔗 10:13 All_Mankind: Moore
🔗 10:13 ParanoidRabbit: Yea, the sandman series were amazing
🔗 10:13 All_Mankind: it still is, if you ask me :3
🔗 10:13BaronVonRatsworth: Debate...friendly chatting, it's all the same
🔗 10:14 adi_pie: I still have yet to read the Sandman books, all i've read from that corner of the DC universe are the Death books, which I quite liked.
🔗 10:14 All_Mankind: i hope they put out a collected edition of Overture soon that i can read
🔗 10:14 ParanoidRabbit: I got it standing proudly in the bookshelf
🔗 10:14MetricFurlong: yeah, I've largely stayed out of 'standard superhero comics' - mostly for the same reasons I don't watch Soap Operas
🔗 10:14 All_Mankind: it's hopeless to import those monthly pamphlets overseas
🔗 10:15 adi_pie: I honestly only read mainstream Marvel/DC stuff that has been recommended to me, or that has writers I know and appreciate.
🔗 10:15MetricFurlong: the only real exception, if you can call it that, being Watchmen
🔗 10:16 All_Mankind: let me compile a list of single volume works by unknown authors from my bookshelf
🔗 10:16MetricFurlong: I have read a slightly ridiculous number of webcomics over the years though
🔗 10:16 adi_pie: Like Rick Remender's work on X-Force a few years back, which I loved, and which made me interested in Deadpool as a character.
🔗 10:17 All_Mankind: Blue is the Warmest Color, Daytripper, okay that was fewer than i thought
🔗 10:18MetricFurlong: not even Persepolis?
🔗 10:18 All_Mankind: but anyway, Daytripper is my recommendation for anyone who thinks comic books are all celebrity authors and eighty year old men in tights
🔗 10:19 All_Mankind: i borrowed Persepolis at the library
🔗 10:19 adi_pie:
Being a celebrity isn't necessarily a bad thing. 
🔗 10:19MetricFurlong: Daytripper has probably the least informative wiki page I've seen in months
🔗 10:20 All_Mankind: no, but it will make some people think you just read things because they have a familiar name on them
🔗 10:20MetricFurlong: I've never really seen the point in shaming people for that
🔗 10:20MetricFurlong: if they're reading it and it's good and they're enjoying it, why does it matter how they found it?
🔗 10:20 adi_pie: I have the movie Persepolis, it's on my short list. I might try the book afterwards.
🔗 10:21 adi_pie: People that shame other people over what they read, are generally assholes or idiots.
🔗 10:21MetricFurlong: I've only seen the film, but I'd recommend that
🔗 10:21 All_Mankind: i don't think the point is shaming but making excuses not to read things
🔗 10:22Greyfox0012: !next
🔗 10:22 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (3:37 from now)
🔗 10:24 adi_pie:
All_Mankind, you haven't met some of the high-and-mighty book snobs I have then. 
🔗 10:25MetricFurlong: side note: Persepolis was the second animated film to be nominated for the Palm D'or at Cannes
🔗 10:27MetricFurlong: ('internet prize' to anyone who can tell me which was the first, without looking it up)
🔗 10:28MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: what do you mean? People not reading something because the writer is well-known, or people being reluctant to read something because the writer isn't well-known
🔗 10:28 adi_pie: I do know Waltz with Bashir was also nominated at the Cannes Film Festival, though I think it came out after Persepolis.
🔗 10:29MetricFurlong: it did come out after, yes
🔗 10:29 All_Mankind: was it The Thief and the Cobbler?
🔗 10:29MetricFurlong: I would also recommend it as well, if for no other reason than it's an animated documentary
🔗 10:29MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: I don't think so, no
🔗 10:29 adi_pie: Thief and the Cobbler was never finished I thought.
🔗 10:30 adi_pie:
that horrible version that came out with all the unnecessary voice overs doesn't count. 
🔗 10:30 All_Mankind:
is any work of art really finished? 
🔗 10:30 adi_pie: Yes, when the creator stops working on it.
🔗 10:30MetricFurlong: (if you want a hint: it's Japanese)
🔗 10:30 All_Mankind: it did stop at a very unpolished point to be sure
🔗 10:30 adi_pie: It wasn't a Ghibli movie was it?
🔗 10:30 All_Mankind: Grave of the Fireflies?
🔗 10:31 All_Mankind: probably not
🔗 10:31 adi_pie:
End of Evangelion, surely. 
🔗 10:31BaronVonRatsworth: The thief and the cobbler is a very...very strange movie if you watch the original(ish and unfinished) silent version
🔗 10:31MetricFurlong: bit later than End of Eva
🔗 10:31MetricFurlong: (second hint: it's a sequel)
🔗 10:33 adi_pie: Huh, that's a surprise, generally sequels aren't as good as the originals.
🔗 10:33MetricFurlong: BaronVonRatsworth: I've heard about it, not much beyond 'the released cut wasn't very good' though
🔗 10:33MetricFurlong: adi_pie: there's some debate as to whether this is as good as the original too
🔗 10:33 adi_pie: The released version did have voice work done by Vincent Price so at elast parts of it were woderful.
🔗 10:34 adi_pie: The only Japanese animated movie sequels I know of, really want to watch, and come to mind right now are the Madoka movies, though I doubt it was any of those.
🔗 10:34MetricFurlong: it wasn't, no
🔗 10:35MetricFurlong: (I am currently watching the Madoka series for the frist time though - it's good stuff)
🔗 10:35 All_Mankind: was it Ghost in the Shell 2?
🔗 10:35MetricFurlong: ding ding ding!
🔗 10:35MetricFurlong: we have a winner
🔗 10:35BaronVonRatsworth: Oh Madoka....that series has feels
🔗 10:35 All_Mankind champion
🔗 10:36 adi_pie: Huh, that was my second guess, but I had no clue how good or bad it was.
🔗 10:36MetricFurlong hands All_Mankind a freshly wrapped Internet
🔗 10:36 adi_pie: Some opinions I've heard of it aren't particularly nice.
🔗 10:36BaronVonRatsworth: I think you can find it on youtube if you are interested. The released version is...kinda terrible. The not released version is like an acid trip.
🔗 10:36 All_Mankind: aah, i love the smell of fresh internet in the timeless void
🔗 10:37 All_Mankind: it smells like fresh baked bread, oddly
🔗 10:37MetricFurlong: I would say Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (not to be confused with Ghost in the shell 2.0, which is the 'special edition' of the first film) is about as good as the first - although fairly distinct
🔗 10:37 adi_pie: I might rewatch Madoka vefore I watch the movies, that series really stuck with me. Good writing will do that.
🔗 10:38 All_Mankind: the animated GitS never grabbed me like the comics did
🔗 10:38 adi_pie: Well, GitS 2 is on my short-list anyway so I might just move it closer to the top.
🔗 10:38MetricFurlong: I'd actually say the first film is one of the exmaples of an adaptation that surpasses the original
🔗 10:39 All_Mankind: and Man-Machine Interface quickly lost its luster
🔗 10:39 adi_pie: I didn't really like the manga of GitS, the movie and the tv series I enjoy much more.
🔗 10:39MetricFurlong: Man-machine interface is garbage
🔗 10:39 adi_pie: That one I haven't seen.
🔗 10:39MetricFurlong: it's the sequel manga
🔗 10:39MetricFurlong: well "sequel£
🔗 10:40 All_Mankind: i did enjoy it the first time i read it, but then it was like "that sure was a lot of crotches at the end there" followed by "oh so Shirow has stopped making comics and only draws porn now, that's not at all surprising"
🔗 10:40MetricFurlong: to be fair, that was clear by chapter 3 of the original manga
🔗 10:41MetricFurlong: which could be accurately subtitled "Motoko makes a sex tape"
🔗 10:41 adi_pie: I didn't make it that far into the manga, or if I did, I don't remember any of it.
🔗 10:41MetricFurlong: none of which has any bearing on anything else that happens in the story
🔗 10:41 All_Mankind: i only read the censored version, thankfully
🔗 10:42BaronVonRatsworth: Wait what
🔗 10:42 All_Mankind: of course i read all about it in the local gaming magazine
🔗 10:42 All_Mankind: how Motoko invented cybersex before most of us knew what the internet was
🔗 10:44MetricFurlong: really, my biggest issues with the overal problems with the manga can be best exemplified by one line
🔗 10:44 adi_pie: The reverse of my opinion on the GitS franchise, is Akira, where I quite like the manga, but found the movie to be visually interesting though otherwise rather meh.
🔗 10:44 All_Mankind: huh, that's just how i feel about the GitS movie
🔗 10:45 All_Mankind: Akira too, though
🔗 10:45 adi_pie:
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has their own. 
🔗 10:45MetricFurlong: a 4th-wall breaking line which goes something like "I was going to draw Togusa suiting up in preparation for the next scene but I couldn't be bothered so just pretend I did"
🔗 10:46 adi_pie: Can't remember where I heard that one, but it's obstinately stuck to my brain now.
🔗 10:46MetricFurlong: yeah, Akira's not a bad film, but it's rather more famous for being a watershed than it's actual quality
🔗 10:46 All_Mankind: opinions are like butts, divided down the middle and smelly
🔗 10:47MetricFurlong: (sort of a FFVII situation, really)
🔗 10:47 adi_pie: MetricFurlong, aside from being rather patronising, that line is also wholly unnecessary, just show the next scene, you don't have to draw attention to your laziness.
🔗 10:47MetricFurlong: and yet, it is there
🔗 10:47MetricFurlong: because Shirow is incredibly self-indulgent
🔗 10:48MetricFurlong: really the tone of the manga is weirdly comedic a lot of the time
🔗 10:48 adi_pie: He also has a rather high opinion of himself as well, if he included that line.
🔗 10:48 All_Mankind: i like those comedy moments
🔗 10:48 All_Mankind: such surrealism
🔗 10:49MetricFurlong: eh, I felt the lack of them was better for the film
🔗 10:49MetricFurlong: and also for Kusanagi as a character
🔗 10:49MetricFurlong: in as much as she has one
🔗 10:49MetricFurlong: (which she generally doesn't outside of the films and 2nd Gig SAC)
🔗 10:50 All_Mankind: yeop
🔗 10:50 All_Mankind: it works in the very long-form manga though
🔗 10:50 All_Mankind: the sidetracks and irrelevant, irreverent bits, not Motoko's character
🔗 10:50MetricFurlong: manga she's very much just 'Shirow's Fantasy Girlfirend"
🔗 10:51 All_Mankind: although when you see enough of her you can sort of deduce some faint traces of character
🔗 10:51 adi_pie:
You want surreal? Watch the new LRR sketch. 
🔗 10:52 All_Mankind: nice, timely reference
🔗 10:52MetricFurlong: while 1st gig SAC has the problem of the writers not having much to work with for her without the puppetmaster
🔗 10:53MetricFurlong: (although it does have Batou, Togusa and Aramki to fall back-on character wise, none of whom have much going for them in the Manga)
🔗 10:53MetricFurlong: yeah, new LRR was good
🔗 10:53MetricFurlong: very Paul
🔗 10:53 adi_pie:
"Sorry to interrupt" your conversation.
🔗 10:53 All_Mankind: i'd say she's very utilitarian, the kind of person who saves kids from being ghost hacked and then scolds them for daring to be free of their hellhole orphanage/trade school
🔗 10:54 All_Mankind: daring to DREAM of being free i should say
🔗 10:54MetricFurlong: yeah, but the manga version lacks any real internal conflict
🔗 10:55 All_Mankind: well, if you want to read into things badly enough
🔗 10:55 All_Mankind: when i was 16 i thought it was interesting how Motoko always looks away when she executes someone
🔗 10:55 RebelliousUno: I almost want a bonus video without the interruptions
🔗 10:55 RebelliousUno: for The true vision
🔗 10:56MetricFurlong: best illustration of which being that the 'I might not even be the real Kusanagi, just a copy' is something she mentions casually and off-hand to one of her friends/sex-tape-co-stars almost as a joke
🔗 10:56 All_Mankind: she's certainly a very boring person
🔗 10:56MetricFurlong: contrast with the film, where that's part of an existential crises that's clearly eating at her, and is strongly implied to have been doing so for a while
🔗 10:57MetricFurlong: which makes sense, because that's exactly the sort of thing that would affect a philosophically-minded in that situation
🔗 10:58MetricFurlong: *philosophically-minded person
🔗 10:58 All_Mankind: the kind who merges her personality with a rogue AI at the drop of a hat just because the hope that it might lead to an interesting change for humanity is to her worth risking everything including her future and her sense of self
🔗 10:59 All_Mankind: it might be consistent in both versions, just more obviously expressed in the anime
🔗 11:00 All_Mankind: working hard every moment of every day is not an uncommon way for the philosophically minded to avoid dealing with an existential crisis
🔗 11:01MetricFurlong: again, contrast with the film, where the merger is itself seen as a resolution to the aformentioned philosophical point: she would be a different person afterwards, but that would be true even if she didn't
🔗 11:02 All_Mankind: mm-hmm
🔗 11:02MetricFurlong: plus the fact that if she doesn't, they're both going to be shot to *** by snipers
🔗 11:02MetricFurlong: which will also happen even if she does
🔗 11:03MetricFurlong: it's just that by doing so both have the opportunity to survive
🔗 11:03 All_Mankind: i just recalled this one line in the manga where Motoko mentions she hates rain because of the hollow sound it makes on her shell, implying she worries about being a hollow person
🔗 11:04 All_Mankind: maybe not exactly an existential crisis, but it's showing signs in that direction wouldn't you say
🔗 11:06MetricFurlong: eh, if you want to go that far you could argue it, but it's not reflected much in the general story
🔗 11:06MetricFurlong: I mean if you like the manga more, that's cool
🔗 11:07MetricFurlong: just in my mind I do consider the film the better version
🔗 11:07MetricFurlong: (although I will admit to some bias there, considering it's one of my favourite films in general(
🔗 11:11 All_Mankind: it has its points
🔗 11:11 All_Mankind: i wouldn't argue the manga is comparable in its strength of characterization
🔗 11:13MetricFurlong: there's a probably a fair bit of taste difference involved, the film is after all very much Mamoru Oshii's project
🔗 11:13MetricFurlong: whereas the manga is Shirow being Shirow
🔗 11:14MetricFurlong: hence the fairly marked differences in style and tone between them
🔗 11:15 All_Mankind: i wanna watch the movie now
🔗 11:15 All_Mankind: and with my modded PS2 that plays import DVDs, i can!
🔗 11:15MetricFurlong: success
🔗 11:15MetricFurlong:
just as long as it's not 2.0 
🔗 11:16 All_Mankind: never heard of it before, but i'm curious now
🔗 11:17MetricFurlong: 2.0 was the 'special edition' version, which 're-did' a bunch of things from the original
🔗 11:17MetricFurlong: some of the effects team at Lucasfilm were involved
🔗 11:18MetricFurlong: and is pretty much what you'd expect from when you put 'special edition' and 'lucasfilm' in the same sentence
🔗 11:18MetricFurlong: (not saying they're to blame for it, just that most of the changes were not for the better)
🔗 11:19MetricFurlong: Alex made a video illustrating one of his complaints about it, I believe
🔗 11:19 adi_pie: 2.0 ain't that bad, it's just that it changes things that were in no need of any change.
🔗 11:20MetricFurlong: so, like the star wars special editions
🔗 11:20 adi_pie: pretty much.
🔗 11:25MetricFurlong: incidentally, small bit of trivia, the guy who did most of the animation work on that scene -Mitsuo Iso - is also the man who did most of the animation of Asuka's Eva fight sequence in End of Evangelion
🔗 11:26 All_Mankind: i might have guessed
🔗 11:32 All_Mankind fries onions, tears up
🔗 11:33 All_Mankind: i think i'm actually allergic to the stuff in onions that make you cry, it affects me from across the room
🔗 11:35MetricFurlong: sounds unpleasant
🔗 11:35 All_Mankind: nothing that can't be fixed with a long hard cry
🔗 11:36MetricFurlong: hey, whatever works for you
🔗 11:36 CaffeinatedLemur tumbles into chat place
🔗 11:36MetricFurlong: hey Lemur
🔗 11:37 All_Mankind points and laughs at the falling guy
🔗 11:37MetricFurlong: oh, your name reminds me: I need to make some more tea
🔗 11:37 CaffeinatedLemur: I think irl my back is not doing so happily
🔗 11:38 All_Mankind: i saw an old lady fall over and walked twenty meters out of my way to help her on her feet today, i had to balance my charitability a little
🔗 11:38 CaffeinatedLemur: !nextfan
🔗 11:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PDT (6m from now)
🔗 11:39 CaffeinatedLemur: fair enough IQ
🔗 11:39 All_Mankind: my back hurts now by the way
🔗 11:39 All_Mankind: are you contagious?
🔗 11:39 CaffeinatedLemur: if I am, I blame the sea
🔗 11:41BaronVonRatsworth: The sea man, it is all salty and stuff
🔗 11:42 CaffeinatedLemur: The sea, she be a cruel mistress, an I dunna wanna my final jig to be in the belly of a squid
🔗 11:42 CaffeinatedLemur: there is a song and everyhthing
🔗 11:42 All_Mankind: exciting
🔗 11:43BaronVonRatsworth: Oooh pirate music
🔗 11:43 CaffeinatedLemur: also CWH is live
🔗 11:44BaronVonRatsworth: Mystery box he says
🔗 11:44MetricFurlong: damn him, now I have to watch
🔗 11:45 RebelliousUno: MetricFurlong, that's the BEST version of that!
🔗 11:45MetricFurlong: it really is, isn't it?
🔗 11:45 RebelliousUno: I hadn't seen that version before
🔗 11:45BaronVonRatsworth: That's an...interesting song metric
🔗 11:46BaronVonRatsworth: That accent
🔗 11:47MetricFurlong: they're Scottish, iirc
🔗 11:49BaronVonRatsworth: I think I'm in shock from that song. It was like being punched in the face with pirate
🔗 11:50MetricFurlong: yeah, that's pretty much the Alestorm experience
🔗 11:53 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (2:06 from now)
🔗 12:02 All_Mankind: so is FF15 really going to be four guys on a roadtrip in a sports car?
🔗 12:03 Ravynn: God All_Mankind I hope not, but that's sure what it looks like
🔗 12:03 CaffeinatedLemur: Could be worse
🔗 12:03 All_Mankind: i'm sad i gave up on the FF with FF13-1, so i can't boycott it again
🔗 12:03 CaffeinatedLemur: also BattleZone is silly
🔗 12:04 All_Mankind: at first i saw this picture of the party gathered at a campfire, and some caption that said making camp is going to be a big part of the game
🔗 12:05 All_Mankind: that sounds like it would be a fascinating RPG
🔗 12:05 CaffeinatedLemur: by making camp, they mean starting fires in their car
🔗 12:05 All_Mankind: imagine some fantasy characters making their way through a vast wilderness
🔗 12:06 All_Mankind: then replace those characters with some dudebros in expensive hairstyles and give them a sports car
🔗 12:08 Frage069: Hi everybody!
🔗 12:08Anaerin: Hi Doctor Nik!
🔗 12:09 Frage069: Man that username looks familiar
🔗 12:09 CaffeinatedLemur: hey all
🔗 12:09MetricFurlong: which one, Frage?
🔗 12:09 Frage069: Oh wait it was Aneirin, so close but so different
🔗 12:10 Frage069: Those vowels
🔗 12:10 Frage069: So has everyone seen the sorry for interrupting?
🔗 12:10 All_Mankind: totally
🔗 12:10MetricFurlong: yep
🔗 12:10Anaerin: Not yet, I'm catching up with my YT activity.
🔗 12:11 All_Mankind: hypothesis: they're actually trying to make sure each Final Fantasy is the last in the series, without the investors noticing
🔗 12:11Vidofnir_KSP: !nest!live
🔗 12:11MetricFurlong: !next
🔗 12:12 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:48 from now)
🔗 12:12MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: quite possibly
🔗 12:12 adi_pie:
All_Mankind, as an answer to your question, you can also run through the countryside on foot, or on a chocobo. Still dudes with crazy hair, though. 
🔗 12:12Atifexe: That actually seems plausible. "Maybe, if we just make it suck enough, they'll finally let it die so we can move on to new ideas..."
🔗 12:13 Frage069: I kind of liked the promo vid
🔗 12:13 adi_pie:
When did you guys get to play 15? I want to know if it's good or not too, two years before it comes out. 
🔗 12:13MetricFurlong: it's certainly more comforting than the thought that they genuinely think their ideas are good
🔗 12:13 Frage069: Dudebros on a roadtrip with FF tropes
🔗 12:13 Frage069: seems decent
🔗 12:13 All_Mankind: and investors be like, "I like this character with the goatee and the spiky hair. Make more of him!"
🔗 12:14MetricFurlong: to be fair, that does also describe Gin from Devil Survivor
🔗 12:15 All_Mankind: there's only one of him in the game, though, right?
🔗 12:15Atifexe: I feel like they should just run a character contest. In 300 words or less, describe the appearance of the character, then, from this multiple-choice sheet, figure out his origins (Options:
🔗 12:15 TrakoGamer: lolwat, the spam I get has little stories in them now...
🔗 12:16Atifexe: Amnesia, Orphan, Refuses to talk about it, Angsty relationship with single parent after other parent died)
🔗 12:16Anaerin: Yeah, they're grabbing sections from random websites to try and get past spam filters.
🔗 12:16 All_Mankind: i'm guessing FF15 is going to be on PS4
🔗 12:17MetricFurlong: Trakogamer: lucky you. Mine just says 'Free/Cheap Rolex Watches!' only with worse capitalisation
🔗 12:17 TrakoGamer: Please go away from her dark withTha Wondered how sweet = talk about her lifeÌ AStartled emma = began to make campWithout his side of them horror script right there
🔗 12:17 adi_pie: PS4 and XBone
🔗 12:17 TrakoGamer: I had to gmail > view source
🔗 12:17 All_Mankind: i have no plans on getting that machine, so i have to convince myself the game sucks so i don't miss playing it
🔗 12:17 All_Mankind: that sounds reasonable, right
🔗 12:18 TrakoGamer: waitc for an emulator
🔗 12:18 adi_pie:
Not really, you can just skip it, without having to do the mental gymnastics. 
🔗 12:18 All_Mankind: where's the fun in that
🔗 12:19 adi_pie: Besides with the two big consoles being so similar to PCs, more games coming to PC is pretty much a given.
🔗 12:19 TrakoGamer: not necessarily
🔗 12:19MetricFurlong: that also depends on you having a PC powerful enough to run those same games
🔗 12:19MetricFurlong: which not all of us do
🔗 12:19 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:40 from now)
🔗 12:20 All_Mankind: but sincerely, i'm not seeing anything good coming out of a Final Fantasy game that has a lovingly rendered sports car as a fifth party member
🔗 12:20 TrakoGamer: tru dat, but xbone and ps4 is basically a HTPC
🔗 12:20 adi_pie:
Hey, there's a bigger chance of that than getting a PS4 you don't want. 
🔗 12:20 TrakoGamer: Nika and her friends p;layed Destiny the other day, and one said it was Halo without the story... I an see that
🔗 12:21MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: I don't think we've seen much coming out of a Final Fantasy game in the last decade now, to be honest
🔗 12:21 All_Mankind: yes, also pattern recognition
🔗 12:21 TrakoGamer: copypasta
🔗 12:21 adi_pie: 15 is a modern day setting with sci-fi elements and magic in it, which makes it instantly interesting. Whether it's good or not, I'll have to wait and see.
🔗 12:21MetricFurlong: adi_pie: interesting is a strong word
🔗 12:21 Ravynn: Anyone know if Lambmower is around?
🔗 12:21 adi_pie: Not really.
🔗 12:22 All_Mankind: funny, those are the things that make it uninteresting to me
🔗 12:22 adi_pie: It's an incredibly vague word.
🔗 12:22Zaz_TV: cant a word be both vague and strong?
🔗 12:22MetricFurlong: Ravynn: haven't seen him
🔗 12:22 adi_pie: Jumping off a building is interesting because I'm curious what it would be like, I'm not going to try it anytime soon.
🔗 12:22 TrakoGamer: interest is relevant to my interests
🔗 12:22 Ravynn:
MetricFurlong hmmm damn, we need more mods for the plug.dj 
🔗 12:22MetricFurlong: Zaz_TV: it can be vaguely strong, and presumably strongly vague
🔗 12:23 TrakoGamer: strong enough for a hack, but calibrated for a poet laureate
🔗 12:23MetricFurlong: Ravynn: why, we having problems?
🔗 12:23Zaz_TV: "this word is not well defined, but whatever it means it doesn't reflect my level of commitment"
🔗 12:24Anaerin: metricfurlong: Yeah, we kinda are.
🔗 12:24MetricFurlong: what sort of problems?
🔗 12:24 Ravynn: Eh we just have afkers who leave up short playlists in the dj queue who aren't actually there. Anaerin has taken to playing a really long silence track to keep some of them away, but we always just seem to have a couple trolls in and out all the time
🔗 12:24 All_Mankind: i mean we have seen the attempts of at least 4 previous FF games trying to include modern settings and making anachronistic, paradoxical messes that value stylish cutscenes over coherent worldbuilding or story
🔗 12:25 TrakoGamer: stylish cutscenes, see APB
🔗 12:25Anaerin: Yup, a 10-hour version of John Cage's 4'33"
🔗 12:25MetricFurlong: Ravynn: ah, I'd noticed some of the trolls in the past
🔗 12:25 adi_pie: All_Mankind, 4? In my head I only have 3 of 'em, 7, 8, 13.
🔗 12:26 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:33 from now)
🔗 12:26 All_Mankind: i was thinking of those and 12
🔗 12:26 adi_pie: 12 didn't feel that modern day.
🔗 12:26MetricFurlong: Ivalice as a setting isn't that modern
🔗 12:26 All_Mankind: no, just enough of a hint of modern day to be annoying
🔗 12:27 All_Mankind: that was my impression anyway
🔗 12:27 All_Mankind: i didn't get very far into it before giving up >_>
🔗 12:27MetricFurlong: I didn't play much of 12 either
🔗 12:27 TrakoGamer: there is this curious phenomenon regarding putting my resume on Monster. life insurance companies flood my inbox with positions and seminars, etc. I'm in IT and no sales experience
🔗 12:27 Ravynn: I wish people would respond to the gamification of plug.dj by actually getting a sense of musical taste, instead of trying to afk game the system...
🔗 12:27 adi_pie:
All_Mankind, admit it, you're just a time traveller from the Renaissance and can't wait to get back to an era without so much tech. 
🔗 12:28Anaerin:
ravynn: Would you like John Cage back? 
🔗 12:28 All_Mankind: mmmaybe
🔗 12:28 Diserasta: @Trakogamer Well, at least that's something. I'm lucky to get a pyramid scam in my inbox.
🔗 12:28SirDarksun_GER: !next
🔗 12:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:31 from now)
🔗 12:28 adi_pie:
Well I put about 150 hours into FF 12 so, i might have had more experience with it than you. 
🔗 12:28 Ravynn: We could switch to whole albums I suppose Anaerin
🔗 12:28Anaerin: Okay, that works for me.
🔗 12:28MetricFurlong:
Ravynn: says the man currently playing Lifehouse 
🔗 12:29 Ravynn: Shhhh MetricFurlong....Shhhh
🔗 12:29 All_Mankind: i would like FF to try to get back to its fantasy roots, maybe in a naive hope that just removing paved roads would make the games good again
🔗 12:29 Ravynn: It's better than Girl's Generation!
🔗 12:29 adi_pie: Though about 10 of those were spent tryiing to kill that damn secret boss, and at least 15 were from forgetting to turn off the PS2.
🔗 12:29 Diserasta: @Ravynn GASP
🔗 12:29MetricFurlong: Ravynn: they're like Creed but acousitc
🔗 12:29 Ravynn throws down with Diserasta
🔗 12:30MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 12:30 Diserasta: @Ravynn I do like my Kpop. Admittedly, Girls Generation isn't my favourite (that position goes to 4minute)
🔗 12:30 Ravynn: That's still a step up on Creed MetricFurlong
🔗 12:31MetricFurlong: Ravynn: a very small step-up
🔗 12:31MetricFurlong: one might almost say infinitesimal
🔗 12:31 All_Mankind: i like Creed
🔗 12:31 All_Mankind runs for the hills
🔗 12:31 Ravynn: I don't really have anything against kpop in general, although I find their music videos to be this weird...weird slice from like the 80s with modern production values
🔗 12:31MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: well, somebody has to
🔗 12:31 Anubis169: Kasabian?
🔗 12:31Anaerin: Also running for your life, all_mankind?
🔗 12:31 adi_pie: Final Fantasy has had sci-fi elements or modern day tech in them with a rather prevalent role from FF 6 onwards, and that the era with the best games in my mind. (6, 9, 10)
🔗 12:31 Diserasta: @Ravynn True enough.
🔗 12:31 All_Mankind: naturally
🔗 12:32 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:27 from now)
🔗 12:32 TrakoGamer: diserasta if you send me a dollar, I'll have a dollar, but if you get 10 people to give you a dollar, and give me half, I'll have 5!
🔗 12:32MetricFurlong: adi_pie: yay, someone else like FF9
🔗 12:32 All_Mankind: 6 i think hits the sweet spot
🔗 12:32 Anubis169: no, you'll have 50cents
🔗 12:32 Anubis169: get 10 people to give him a dollar and he gives you half of a dollar
🔗 12:32 Anubis169:
you'll have half a dollar 
🔗 12:33 All_Mankind: some steampunk, nothing that you can't believe people put together in a world without electricity, and barely any beaten paths between cities
🔗 12:33MetricFurlong: lexical ambiguity!
🔗 12:33 Diserasta: @Trakogamer Yup. I once got offered a position. Go for interview. Hear the phrase "recurring income". Without time to blink I stand up, wheel on the spot and walk out. When all the job offers you get are pyramid schemes, you start to get pissed off at them
🔗 12:33 adi_pie:
MetricFurlong, it's tied for my favourite in the series. 
🔗 12:33 TrakoGamer starts kickstarter for $0.50 to see an elephant jump a fence
🔗 12:34Okipokute gnaws on chat
🔗 12:34MetricFurlong: adi_pie: as with me
🔗 12:34 TrakoGamer: got this from a friend: 02"The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will at least last until we're finished building it"01
🔗 12:34Atifexe imagines chat tastes pretty unusual
🔗 12:34 Anubis169: Diserasta: Pyramid schemes are illegal
🔗 12:34MetricFurlong: although the game it's tied with is Lost Odyssey
🔗 12:34 Anubis169:
you mean "Multi-level Management Scheme" 
🔗 12:35 TrakoGamer: MLMS, Inc.
🔗 12:35 Ravynn pats Okipokute
🔗 12:35Anaerin: "Inverse Funnel" scheme.
🔗 12:35 adi_pie:
All_Mankind, no electricity? Like the 2 entire machine cities in 6? Or the Megalopolises in 7 and 8, or that other machine city in 9, and the whole planet of andvanced tech? Or the numerous machines in 10? Admit it you're just a road racist. 
🔗 12:35 Diserasta: @Anubis169 Same thing. I wouldn't mind if it was possible to actually make cash, but it's designed for the peeps down low to fail utterly. Hence, pyramid scheme. I'd (reluctantly) call it marketing if you had a greater than 0.4% chance of success
🔗 12:35 All_Mankind: reasons being lonely is sometimes super awesome: if you don't have ten friends to sell out even if you wanted to you're immune to pyramid schemes
🔗 12:36 Anubis169:
ya i know it's the same thing 
🔗 12:36 TrakoGamer: my friend keeps falling for them... I'm like save that money and just move to another place
🔗 12:36 Anubis169: hmm...
🔗 12:36 TrakoGamer: sunk hundreds into GRQ stuff
🔗 12:36 Anubis169: brb 2sec
🔗 12:37 Diserasta:
@Anubis169 Yeah. I figured. Just kinda like
about how hard it is to get a job in this damned country. *sigh* At least I'll be back at uni by december.
🔗 12:37 TrakoGamer: the only person making money in the get rich quick schee is the one selling it
🔗 12:38 TrakoGamer: diserasta quick, make a GRQ scheme and buy blocks of late-night access tv
🔗 12:38 All_Mankind: and yes, Vector and Figaro stretches the credulity of what steam engines could make, but i imagine it's due to the unfettered resources of the world's greatest nation bent on making war machines and an unparallelled engineering genius, respectively
🔗 12:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:21 from now)
🔗 12:38Anaerin: I half expected the credit crawl to be interrupted. Was disappointed. 2/10, would probably not watch again.
🔗 12:39 TrakoGamer: I missed the last two xcom broadcasts... who named me Sledgeham? >.<
🔗 12:40 TrakoGamer: caught in the replay
🔗 12:40Anaerin: trakogamer: The game did. There wasn't enough space for "Sledgehammer", so you got "Sledgeham"
🔗 12:40 adi_pie: All_Mankind, admit your Road racism, everyone in or near LRR needs one video game element to be racist against.
🔗 12:41 All_Mankind: i do dream of the future when we have teleportation and the roads are overgrown and forgotten
🔗 12:41Anaerin: I call dibs on Racist Racism.
🔗 12:41 TrakoGamer curses firaxis
🔗 12:41 adi_pie: I'm racist against Sports Games.
🔗 12:41 TrakoGamer is an EA racist
🔗 12:41 adi_pie: Except for the golfing ones, they're still people.
🔗 12:41 Diserasta: I'm racist against racists
🔗 12:42Anaerin: diserasta: Oh, like me!
🔗 12:42 adi_pie:
You must hate Alex' stream then. 
🔗 12:42Anaerin: I do. I make sure I watch it to monitor his racism levels.
🔗 12:42 Ravynn: Hey Anaerin, you put on a full album and we have 4 djs in the queue now
🔗 12:43 Diserasta: @Adi_pie I'm *also* a skeleton racist, so I try to turn a blind eye to Alex
🔗 12:44 adi_pie: Diserasta, you must hate yourself then. Being a racist hating racist.
🔗 12:44MetricFurlong: I'm racist against puppies
🔗 12:45MetricFurlong: and baby animals in general
🔗 12:45 TrakoGamer: adi_pie, that sorta logic doesn't apply to racists
🔗 12:45 TrakoGamer: well, real ones, not sure about LRR types
🔗 12:46 Diserasta: @Adi_pie Pretty much. But self loathing is pretty on par for uni students and people my age in general.
🔗 12:46 adi_pie: As a University student I can see that.
🔗 12:46 TrakoGamer: Diserasta, try the youtube assignment trick once, if you haven't
🔗 12:46The_Ocean_who_Subbed: as a just graduated uni student, I get that too...
🔗 12:46 TrakoGamer: write something completely wrong about a topic, and wait for others to do your assignment.
🔗 12:47MetricFurlong: well, there's self-loathing and then there's self-loathing
🔗 12:47 TrakoGamer: and then there's fear, and being in Las Vegas
🔗 12:47 adi_pie: MetricFurlong, go to Canada, if Cameron is to be believed, you can get a great high clubbing baby seals.
🔗 12:48 TrakoGamer: how is babby formed?
🔗 12:48The_Ocean_who_Subbed:
Also hi everyone. 
🔗 12:48MetricFurlong: by which I mean, there's not liking yourself and then there's, y'know, the clinical depression end of things
🔗 12:48 Ravynn: Hey The_Ocean_who_subbed
🔗 12:48MetricFurlong: hello Ocean
🔗 12:48Anaerin: I'm strongly against clubbing baby seals. The loud bass is hell on their barely-developed ears.
🔗 12:48MetricFurlong: indeed
🔗 12:48 Diserasta: @Metricfurlong I get the latter of the two on occassion, but mostly just dislike myself.
🔗 12:48 Diserasta: @Adi_pie I want to try that one.
🔗 12:49MetricFurlong: plus they're mostly too young to understand things like membership fees and comittments
🔗 12:49Arakasi01: I club my baby seals the old fashioned way, with dead human babies.
🔗 12:49 Diserasta: @Arakasi01 Cadavers of any kind work.
🔗 12:49 adi_pie: I can understand the self-loathing bit, but I've gone past it for about 3 years now, I'm in no hurry to go back to that mind set anytime soon.
🔗 12:50Arakasi01: Sure, but only babies give that perfect feel.
🔗 12:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:09 from now)
🔗 12:50 adi_pie: Goat Nunchuks are my favorite way of getting dead babies to club baby seals with.
🔗 12:51 Nerdshome: that...was an odd comment to log into....
🔗 12:51MetricFurlong: that's chat for you
🔗 12:51 LoadingReadyRun: you guys want a fan stream to kill time? twitch.tv/TheFilthyCasualPlays
🔗 12:51 Frage069: You really have to be there from the start
🔗 12:51 LoadingReadyRun: A fan we met at Escapist Expo last couple years
🔗 12:51 Diserasta: @Adi_pie Baa baaa baaa *crunch*
🔗 12:52 adi_pie:
Nerdshome, you should have expected something strange in this chat room.
🔗 12:52 Nerdshome: @Adi_pie I always do, but usually there is at least a bit of context
🔗 12:53 Nerdshome: @Diserasta wasn't that from a feed dump with Cam?
🔗 12:53 Diserasta: I would be streaming myself, if Australian wasn't so shitty.
🔗 12:53 Diserasta: @Nerdshome Yup
🔗 12:53Arakasi01: I'm in Australia and I still stream. If only barely, and with trillions of dropped frames.
🔗 12:53Anaerin: diserasta: Any particular Australian, or all of them combined?
🔗 12:54 adi_pie: Nerdshome, use your imagination, also add Cam's comment on getting a pretty good high from clubbing baby seals.
🔗 12:54 LoadingReadyRun: Okay didn't realize there was laready a fan stream going
🔗 12:54 DoktorNik: we still love you
🔗 12:54 Nerdshome: ah i see now
🔗 12:54Arakasi01: I just finished streaming Wasteland 2 a few minutes ago too.
🔗 12:54 adi_pie: Who do we still love? Graham? Alex? Baxter?
🔗 12:55 DoktorNik: I love most people still
🔗 12:55 LoadingReadyRun: G
🔗 12:55 DoktorNik: G would be included, but to be honest, i think i love G's facial hair more than G
🔗 12:55 adi_pie: This love brought to you by the letter "G".
🔗 12:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now)
🔗 12:57 Diserasta: @Anaerin I am a particular Australian, not the Borg.
🔗 12:57 All_Mankind: G is for gravity, that makes the universe behave as if in love
🔗 12:58 Ravynn: G makes the universe go round. Literally
🔗 12:58 All_Mankind: yeop
🔗 12:58 esperchld: Diserasta, is your name Bruce? I heard that was the name of all Aussies
🔗 12:58 Diserasta: @Esperchld But you see, I'm an immigrant. My name is hardly Australian.
🔗 12:58 DoktorNik: so behave as if it's in love? feel attracted to something while trying to maintain any semblance of self control?
🔗 12:59 esperchld: How have you taken to dealing with the drop bears?
🔗 12:59 Diserasta: @Esperchld A big knife
🔗 12:59 All_Mankind: no, just being pulled towards the object of attraction by a force as inexplicable as inexorable
🔗 12:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now)
🔗 12:59 Diserasta: @Arakasi01 I may have to try again, but when I stream the frame drop is horrendous, and if I dial down the bitrate, it gets unreadably bad quality.
🔗 13:00 All_Mankind: (the object being every other object relative to a given objectt)
🔗 13:00 cyberpunkpilot: hey everone
🔗 13:00 cyberpunkpilot: everyone doing well i hope
🔗 13:00 Diserasta: @Cyberpunkpilot Heyo
🔗 13:01 esperchld: Diserasta, that would be ideal for making it look like one is good at shooters, no?
🔗 13:02 Diserasta: @Esperchld I play very few shooters. Mostly WoT, War Thunder, War Game and RPGs of various kinds (Western and Japanese)
🔗 13:02MetricFurlong: Hey CPP
🔗 13:03 cyberpunkpilot:
what are you all up too 
🔗 13:03 esperchld: RPGs are fun
🔗 13:03 Diserasta: @Cyberpunkpilot Not sleeping and stuff
🔗 13:03Arakasi01: Yeah my stream quality is pretty awful too.
🔗 13:03 Diserasta: @Esperchld They are
🔗 13:03 esperchld: Real life sucks, so fantasy is the way to go
🔗 13:03 Diserasta: @Esperchld I dunno. Life can be pretty interesting, just fantasy can be interesting in ways life can't.
🔗 13:04 cyberpunkpilot: i had the weirdest dream last night
🔗 13:04 All_Mankind: life is what happens when we're busy debating the difference between fantasy and sci-fi
🔗 13:04 esperchld: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
🔗 13:05MetricFurlong: weirder than having to rescue the cast of Ocarina of Time from the evil machinations of John Cleese?
🔗 13:05 Diserasta: @All_mankind Any sufficiently advanced technology....
🔗 13:06 cyberpunkpilot: me Stephen king and a farmer couple seen bright vain like colors in the sky from which a camera comes floating down in to the house. as it turns out 32 millilon light years ago a fugitive from there planet escaped. and we had to fill a well up with lava to stop him for reasons.
🔗 13:06 All_Mankind: the best answer i've heard is "fantasy has trees on the cover, sci-fi has rivets"
🔗 13:06 esperchld: horror is where the good stuff is
🔗 13:06 All_Mankind: i concur
🔗 13:07 esperchld: monsters and maidens and maidens that are also monsters and monsters that are also maidens
🔗 13:07 All_Mankind: i fancy myself a horror writer, mostly
🔗 13:08 esperchld: I wrote something a long time ago, it was fun.
🔗 13:09 cyberpunkpilot: everytime i try to write something i remember i can't write and stop
🔗 13:09 Diserasta: @All_mankind @Esperchld I find I'm more of a fantasy person myself. I kinda dislike horror as the characters have to be helpless, which bothers me. I don't mind writing stories where the characters are outmatched and most of them will die terrible deaths, but they have to actually have at least the effort to try. Also, I find it difficult to instill dread through writing.
🔗 13:09Arakasi01: The mark of the true writer is to recognise that and keep writing anyway.
🔗 13:10 esperchld: Well, it was more like I tried to connect my dreams together into a coherant story. It was sort of weird science-fantasy horror post-apoc thing. Gods and demons and humans, heaven and hell, and purgatory and the falling of heaven into hell.
🔗 13:10Arakasi01: Mostly because by definition 'writer' is someone who writes with some regularity.
🔗 13:10MetricFurlong: I write because it makes me moderately less crazy until it doesn't
🔗 13:10 All_Mankind: my brother constantly talks about the epic fantasy books he wants to write but then it doesn't come out perfectly at the first try and he quits within one page
🔗 13:10 cyberpunkpilot: thank you arakasi
🔗 13:11 All_Mankind: practice is overrated, eh
🔗 13:11 esperchld: I forget why i stopped writing, I used to do it for years.
🔗 13:11 Diserasta: @All_mankind I've been meaning to finish the novella (which turning into a novel right quick. 100 or so pages) I started back in [middle school]
🔗 13:12MetricFurlong: rule one of writing: you're going to suck, but in time you'll start sucking less
🔗 13:12 All_Mankind: man that was some slick, unnoticable advertising
🔗 13:12 All_Mankind: i thought the first rule was "you make your own rules"
🔗 13:12Arakasi01:
What advertising? 
🔗 13:12 esperchld: I found creating the world to be the most enjoyable part. I kept notebooks of the stuff
🔗 13:12MetricFurlong: same with most creative arts, really
🔗 13:13MetricFurlong: the key point is, it's better that you're aware your stuff sucks if it sucks
🔗 13:13 esperchld: "In the begining, there was All_Mankind, and lo he looked upon the void and saw it lacking. And so he created a spark ..."
🔗 13:13 cyberpunkpilot: i really want to get into tablet drawing
🔗 13:13 TodayIamRee: !next America/Chicago
🔗 13:13 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 04:00 PM CDT (46m from now)
🔗 13:13MetricFurlong: than to write crap and not realise it's crap
🔗 13:13 cyberpunkpilot: i think al man kind is a lady is she not
🔗 13:13 Diserasta: @All_mankind I'll bookmark that for later. Right now my sleep deprived brain is insisting the grammar is too horrible, though I'm sure I'm just over-estimating how bad it is
🔗 13:13 TodayIamRee: Thanks, LRRbot
🔗 13:14 Diserasta: Wow... that was offensive @All_mankind Ignore me
🔗 13:14 esperchld: cyberpunkpilot, those Wacom tablet monitors are sweet as ***
🔗 13:14 cyberpunkpilot: the thing that makes me doubt my self is i can't draw normally
🔗 13:14 All_Mankind: i have put less than complete effort into the translation. . .
🔗 13:14Arakasi01: I've taken a few creative writing classes at university, but that's about all I write for.
🔗 13:14 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (45m from now)
🔗 13:14 esperchld: cyberpunkpilot, and I think I've seen a laptop that used one (you could fold the thing around to make it a tablet or use it like a laptop)
🔗 13:14 Diserasta: @Cyberpunkpilot Neither can I, but when you can't sleep and you have 6 hours till the sun comes up, you can push something out (it's about persistence)
🔗 13:15 Ceris75: Checkpoint time come on grab your friends.
🔗 13:15Anaerin: esperchld: A convertible? There's a few of them. Most "Tablet PCs" (before they went touchscreen) had a Wacom digitizer.
🔗 13:15 TodayIamRee: We'll go to very...checkpoint lands
🔗 13:15 cyberpunkpilot: yea i often tell me self i can learn on a tablet first.
🔗 13:15 TodayIamRee: With Kathleen De Vere and Graham...the human
🔗 13:15 esperchld: creative writing is having a research paper due in a few hours, and you haven't started yet.
🔗 13:16 Ceris75: With Graham the Stark and Kathleen the Kitty
🔗 13:16Anaerin: And you can pick up a Wacom Bamboo for cheap if you want something to start with. Or just go all-out and get yourself a Cintiq.
🔗 13:17 esperchld: Graham should get a picture of an angry raven to use
🔗 13:17 TodayIamRee: the fun will never end (until 3:00PM PDT for GPLP)
🔗 13:17 TodayIamRee: it's checkpoint+!
🔗 13:17 Diserasta: @All_mankind I figured that was the case. Sorry if I caused any offense. I am beyond tired.
🔗 13:17Arakasi01: Are they done with Shovel Knight yet?
🔗 13:17 All_Mankind: that's fine
🔗 13:17 esperchld: Arakasi01, yes, Shield Knight was the final boss
🔗 13:17 cyberpunkpilot: i hear wacom bamboo is a good one
🔗 13:18 All_Mankind:
if you feel bad about it you can make it up to me by reading 
🔗 13:18Arakasi01: Cool, because I couldn't stand watching that style of game. It bored me to death tbh.
🔗 13:18 Viking_Sleyheron: Hello chat and good evening to you all
🔗 13:18MetricFurlong: evening Viking
🔗 13:18 esperchld: Bamboos are pretty good, the current line is on par or better than the intuos I use
🔗 13:18 Diserasta: @All_mankind Sure. Not like I got anything better to do (Actually, I should be doing a write up for the next Ars Magica session, but that can wait)
🔗 13:18Arakasi01:
Oh, I've just noticed I'm unsubbed. Better sub through Checkpoint 
🔗 13:18 All_Mankind: i do actually have a great need for criticism
🔗 13:20 All_Mankind: like, i've thought my grammar has been slipping for a year or more, but no one's said anything so i just try to not be too self-critical to get anything done
🔗 13:20 cyberpunkpilot: in theory i could learn on a tablet first though
🔗 13:20 esperchld: cyberpunkpilot, I suggest making sure the tablet you choose is the right size for you. There is too big and too small with this. Also, I highly recommend Wacom over other brands.
🔗 13:20 cyberpunkpilot: i will make sure thank you
🔗 13:21 esperchld: Even though they are more expensive, they are usually well worth the extra expense. I haven't run into a case where it wasn't.
🔗 13:21 All_Mankind: sometimes i forget completely how to make word readables in the english
🔗 13:21 cyberpunkpilot: that extra little bit of money often helps
🔗 13:22olivias_bulge: get a wacom ther is no other
🔗 13:22 All_Mankind: i've had a wacom tablet for ten years
🔗 13:22 All_Mankind: never needed another mouse
🔗 13:23 cyberpunkpilot: thank you all for your great advice
🔗 13:23 esperchld: olivias_bulge, pretty much. Everyone who has used my Intuos after using anything non-wacom has been at minimum quite jealous. most have bought similar and not looked back
🔗 13:23 esperchld: All_Mankind, you should try playing MMOs and FPS games like that
🔗 13:23olivias_bulge: i just upgrade to a cintiq its the business. however bamboos are terrible
🔗 13:23 All_Mankind: i have tried
🔗 13:23 All_Mankind: but the point is wacom makes things to last
🔗 13:24 esperchld: olivias_bulge, well bamboos are the bottom end of their line.
🔗 13:24olivias_bulge: i actually like a standard mouse for maya/3ds max
🔗 13:24 All_Mankind: on top of being the gold standard of the industry i mean
🔗 13:24olivias_bulge: or in game engines with lots of menus
🔗 13:24 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (35m from now)
🔗 13:24 esperchld: All_Mankind, I know people that are still using the same Wacom tablet for, I think 21 years now.
🔗 13:25 Diserasta: @All_mankind Immediately obvious is that in English (and most Romance languages actually), most writing is in the past tense, and if a piece is present tense, declarative forms are used. "WORDS" he asks. or asks the man who obviously looks like a wizard. Or asks the evil wizard. Another example in the next paragraph, "Jenny follows instructions from a written list as she" should be Jenny follows *the* instructions from a (possibly the here as well, depending on itention) written list...
🔗 13:25 cyberpunkpilot: any one here watch vlogbrothers
🔗 13:26 Diserasta: @Cyberpunkpilot On occasion
🔗 13:26 All_Mankind: that might be helpful, Diserasta, thanks
🔗 13:26 cyberpunkpilot: im kinda excited to see if john does his new punishment
🔗 13:27 esperchld: All_Mankind, your English seems better than a lot of people's I have had to read.
🔗 13:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (31m from now)
🔗 13:28 cyberpunkpilot:
soooon 
🔗 13:28 All_Mankind: i am a qualified English genius after all
🔗 13:28 cyberpunkpilot: well you are all the man kind
🔗 13:28 Diserasta: @Esperchld @All_mankind Esper is correct. It's very understandable, but there's the occasional blib that says it's not from a native speaker.
🔗 13:29 Diserasta:
@Cyberpunkpilot I dunno, if you took the average of all mankind's ability to write English, it'd probably be pretty terrible. 
🔗 13:29 All_Mankind: i'm not the average of mankind, i'm ALL mankind
🔗 13:30 cyberpunkpilot: lol so netflix has a URL for spoilers now
🔗 13:30 esperchld: I'm not really one to be correcting people's writing either. I failed English so badly for so very long. And this is a casual setting anyways.
🔗 13:30 All_Mankind: including the best
🔗 13:30 esperchld: What about All_Manmean?
🔗 13:30 cyberpunkpilot: yea if you read youtube comments their english is horrible. its only slightly better then mine
🔗 13:30 esperchld: cyberpunkpilot, and then there are drunk texts
🔗 13:30 cyberpunkpilot: we can't forget them, even though we may want to
🔗 13:31 esperchld: especially after we send them
🔗 13:31 Ceris75: Youtube comments are like assholes..... full of ***.
🔗 13:31 Diserasta: @Esperchld I passed English with a decent mark, but creative has always been my passion, so I'm critical of creative writing, both my own and others' .
🔗 13:31 esperchld: I see stars and I think ... ooo I get to choose what word goes here. AD LIBS!
🔗 13:31 Viking_Sleyheron: Youtube comments are the finst comedy this side of the internet!
🔗 13:31 cyberpunkpilot: yea i sent a flirt text to a female boss once it wasn't for her
🔗 13:32 Viking_Sleyheron:
As long as you enjoy VERY black comedy
🔗 13:32 cyberpunkpilot: well besides LRR
🔗 13:32 esperchld: Diserasta, I fit that engineer stereotype. WAY strong in math/science, way weak in social
🔗 13:32 Ceris75: Youtube comments KILLED MY FAMILY!!!
🔗 13:32 esperchld: Youtube comments killed my braincells.
🔗 13:33MetricFurlong: youtube comments killed my faith in the species as a whole
🔗 13:33 esperchld: Why can we not disable them
🔗 13:33 All_Mankind: but yeah, i like to ignore the rule of "he said" in favor of "said he" when it seems appropriate for poetry
🔗 13:33 esperchld: MetricFurlong, other thinks killed that for me long ago
🔗 13:34Anaerin: Youtube comments made me install AlienTube. Life has been much better since.
🔗 13:34 esperchld: grammar isn't as important for poetry as it is for story. rhythm and imagery are the most important.
🔗 13:34 Diserasta: @Esperchld Funnily enough, my science is at best acceptable, as is my math. My real strength is logic and comp sci. (yay for internal consistency). No idea why I have any skill with creative, but it's a thing that happened. Might of been that my parents encouraged me to read to learn English faster, and I took it to mean 100 pages a night.
🔗 13:35 Viking_Sleyheron: MEtricfurlong... oh Message boards did THAT for me back in the 90's. Perhaps that why I only see fun now in youtube crap.
🔗 13:35 esperchld: Diserasta, I am rather slow at reading. It takes me forever to make it through a book anymore.
🔗 13:35 Diserasta: @Esperchld O
🔗 13:35MetricFurlong: esperchld: yes, but 'Youtube comments would have killed my faith in the species as a whole if I'd still had any by that point' doesn't have quite the same ring to it
🔗 13:36 All_Mankind: i like to think my writing will frustrate future scholars who try to determine if i was being too lazy to grammar or petic. . .
🔗 13:36 All_Mankind: poetic, even
🔗 13:36 Diserasta: @Esperchld I'm slowing down myself. Not much time to read when uni kicks in, but I can still manage to finish a book (400ish pages) in a week or so of reading each night.
🔗 13:37 esperchld: The last book I finished took me like four months
🔗 13:37MetricFurlong: I try to read about 50-100 pages a day
🔗 13:37MetricFurlong: but that's sort of a 'work' thing
🔗 13:37 Diserasta: @Metricfurlong It's great stress relief, and stops me from going insane at uni/work/18hourdayWHATSTHAT
🔗 13:38 esperchld: MetricFurlong, If I had any faith in humanity, years of browsing 4chan killed it long ago
🔗 13:38MetricFurlong: esperchld: I stayed away from 4chan, which was probably a wise decision
🔗 13:39CptnFalafel: !next
🔗 13:39 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (20m from now)
🔗 13:39MetricFurlong: if I had to pinpoint when my faith in humanity went though, it was when I first encountered rape apologetics
🔗 13:39 All_Mankind:
love me the most when i deserve it the least 
🔗 13:39Anaerin: Ah, 4chan. The Mos Eisley Spaceport of the internet.
🔗 13:40MetricFurlong: of the "well, it was deserved, her living the life she did" variety
🔗 13:41 KingJamesENigma: Hey-o people.
🔗 13:41 Diserasta: @Kingjamesenigma Yo
🔗 13:41MetricFurlong: evening KingJames
🔗 13:41 esperchld: evening
🔗 13:41 KingJamesENigma: just saw 4 chan being refered to as The Mos Eisley Spaceport - im sure that its denizens would be pleased.
🔗 13:42Anaerin: kingjamesenigma: Probably.
🔗 13:42 esperchld: MetricFurlong, I'm not sure how someone can justify that some one deserves that.
🔗 13:42 All_Mankind: heh, you know what's at least as telling as a person using the phrase "not a racist, but"?
🔗 13:42 All_Mankind: "no one deserves that, but"
🔗 13:42MetricFurlong: yeah
🔗 13:42 Ceris75: I think we can all agree the Internet has done a FANTASTIC job of killing our faith in humanity.
🔗 13:42 Diserasta: @All_mankind I've heard convincing things after those buts on ocassion though...
🔗 13:42MetricFurlong: Ceris75: no argument there
🔗 13:43 Anubis169:
woo, title update 
🔗 13:43Anaerin: Not meaning to agree with Hitler but...
🔗 13:43 KingJamesENigma: faith is for fools. perhaps it shouldn't be.
🔗 13:43 Viking_Sleyheron:
Actually Ceris75, it has compeltely confirmed my faith in humanity... but I was fairly depressed and pessimistic to start with
🔗 13:43 All_Mankind: hoho
🔗 13:44 Diserasta: @Anaerin He just had the wrong target group.
🔗 13:44 Diserasta: And before someone bites my head off, I am joking here
🔗 13:45MetricFurlong: hey, don't be so harsh on Hitler. After all, he did kill Hitler
🔗 13:45Anaerin: Well, as long as we're not getting into Tom Swifties...
🔗 13:45 All_Mankind: just so no one else would get to
🔗 13:45 adi_pie:
Diserasta, I don't know he seemed to get his point across quite efficiently. 
🔗 13:45 All_Mankind: so he'd never have to answer for his actions
🔗 13:45 esperchld: Tom Switf books were fun
🔗 13:45 KingJamesENigma: @Metricfurlong, i actually love your arguement
🔗 13:46 Ceris75 is kind of hungry but dosen't know what he wants.
🔗 13:46MetricFurlong: full confession, I did pinch it from someone else
🔗 13:46 KingJamesENigma: aww
🔗 13:46 qrpth: !next Europe/Snorsh
🔗 13:46 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 11:59 PM SnST (13m from now)
🔗 13:47MetricFurlong: err...
🔗 13:47 esperchld: There is only one answer to this hollow emptiness that fills my soul, left by the voiding of my faith in my fellow man ..
🔗 13:47MetricFurlong: cake?
🔗 13:47 esperchld: METAL \m/
🔗 13:47 KingJamesENigma: booze
🔗 13:47 Viking_Sleyheron: Metal cake?
🔗 13:47 Ceris75: im thinking pizza
🔗 13:47 Diserasta: crack cocaine
🔗 13:47 KingJamesENigma: sex, drugs and rock and roll?
🔗 13:47 All_Mankind: at least he died doing what he loved, killing people
🔗 13:47 esperchld: I don't always listen to Slayer, but when I do, so do my neighbors
🔗 13:48 Ceris75: yeah pizza is sounding better and better to me
🔗 13:48MetricFurlong: I've already had pizza today
🔗 13:48MetricFurlong: Ice cream looking good though
🔗 13:48RMills90:
@Esper: I find that that void is best filled by Feed Dump, personally 
🔗 13:48 Ceris75: Ohhhh Ice cream I didnt think of that
🔗 13:49 Ravynn: MetricFurlong you just reminded me that I have pumpkin pie and vanilla ice cream...
🔗 13:49 esperchld: Actually, hitler didn't like killing, he was very pro-animal rights IIRC
🔗 13:49MetricFurlong: Ravynn: sounds deece
🔗 13:50 Ceris75: cookies and cream here Bitches
🔗 13:50 Diserasta: I've made a terrible mistake. Spent the morning de-rusting and sharpening a knife. Touch eye. Even after washing my hands, I now have metal in my eye
🔗 13:50Anaerin: I used to have great fun at home - The neighbours used to play rap silly-loud on their home HiFi systems. So I'd set up the 20KW On-stage PA system I had and play Wagner at ear-crushing volume.
🔗 13:50 KingJamesENigma: I have a half box of wine (roughly 1 and half bottles) it wont be enough
🔗 13:50 esperchld: I was listenig to Wagner yesterday
🔗 13:50 Diserasta: @Kingjamesenigma Now I want booze
🔗 13:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (9m from now)
🔗 13:50 Diserasta: Okay, enough time to make some absinthe
🔗 13:50 Ceris75 is getting ice cream (pizza for later)
🔗 13:51 esperchld: Opera and metal ... now we need to mix them
🔗 13:51 Diserasta: @Esperchld Nightwish?
🔗 13:51Anaerin: esperchld: So Apocalyptica?
🔗 13:51 Frage069: Hmmm I might make a blue lagoon, why not
🔗 13:51 esperchld: Diserasta, I was thinking Rhapsody of Fire
🔗 13:51koizom: Contemplating whether to re-sub today or save it for some another stream
🔗 13:51 KingJamesENigma: @Diserasta, i always want booze
🔗 13:52 MortifiedThePenguin: Frage069: A smart drinker I see
🔗 13:52 Diserasta: @Esperchld Everytime someone mentions them I can't help but think of Village of Dwarves, even though it's by someone else
🔗 13:52Anaerin: koizom: Well, today you'd get the triple threat of Kathleen, Paul and Graham.
🔗 13:52 MortifiedThePenguin: I don't believe in resubbing
🔗 13:52koizom: Might as well
🔗 13:52 esperchld: Diserasta, no, Rhapsody did Village of Dwarves
🔗 13:52 All_Mankind: i resubbed automatically, thinking it would give me the option of having the message show up later. . .oh well
🔗 13:52 esperchld: Its on Power of the Dragonflame
🔗 13:52 MortifiedThePenguin: I subbed on the second week, and just let it repeat
🔗 13:53 esperchld: erm, no its on Dawn of Victory ><
🔗 13:53 Frage069: Man that drink is way too easy to make, when you know what you are doing
🔗 13:53 CaptainEnder7: Likewise. I signed up early on and have just been auto-renewing
🔗 13:53 Briars_the_fox: i usually leave mine auto resubbing. but sometimes i have to drop it from auto because i cant afford it the next month
🔗 13:53 Frage069: Mmm so good
🔗 13:53 Ceris75 is now armed with ice cream.
🔗 13:53 All_Mankind: it's always worth saving resubs for mondays :3
🔗 13:54koizom: I was experiencing minus-dollars for a week or two on my bank account, so I couldn't let it re-sub on auto
🔗 13:54 Nightvalien28: !next
🔗 13:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (5m from now)
🔗 13:55 Ceris75: WE GET SIGNAL?
🔗 13:55ReverseCreations: well then, this weeks vid both weird and hilarious!
🔗 13:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (3m from now)
🔗 13:56 Ceris75: WE GET SIGNAL
🔗 13:56 Ravynn: Red Rider, Standing by!
🔗 13:56 Sarah_Serinde: I love that Graham is the one who actually edited the video
🔗 13:56 Frage069: Twitter is weird
🔗 13:56MetricFurlong: Red Planet standing by
🔗 13:56 esperchld: Last time I tried to sub during a stream I was particularly enjoying, it was the zoorace one. I couldn't stop laughing my *** off long enough to sub.
🔗 13:56 Anubis169: aaand LIVE
🔗 13:56Anaerin: Red Rover, Red Rover, Standing By, Over.
🔗 13:56 Anubis169 bounces
🔗 13:56 adi_pie: Red Rover, Red Rover standing by.
🔗 13:56 Zibanitu: Gold planet standing by.
🔗 13:56 adi_pie: Anaerin, ninj'd
🔗 13:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (3m from now)
🔗 13:56 Anubis169: Red Jackal standing by...
🔗 13:56 esperchld: Goldbeard standing by
🔗 13:56 billthecrazycat:

🔗 13:56Erbkaiser: Yay, notification was sent on time for a change
🔗 13:56 afoersch: we get signal
🔗 13:56 Ceris75: NORMAL VIEW
🔗 13:57 esperchld: NOORMAL VIEW!
🔗 13:57 AdmiralMemo: Time for some points to be checked?
🔗 13:57Camthelion: Hi chat
🔗 13:57 afoersch: so, who else had a sweet ktk prerelease deck?
🔗 13:57MetricFurlong: hi cam
🔗 13:57 Anubis169: hi Camthelion
🔗 13:57 adi_pie: Hey, Camthelion
🔗 13:57DiamondTiki: Hai gais
🔗 13:57 D3fr0st5: yo yo yo
🔗 13:57 DirgeNovak: CHECK DEM POINTS
🔗 13:57Foxmar320: hello chat
🔗 13:57 Ceris75: Hello everyone
🔗 13:57GifLordSimon: i haven't watched a checkpoint live in forever
🔗 13:57 Anubis169:
and everybody else 
🔗 13:57GifLordSimon: i'm very excited
🔗 13:57Pyrelight: Hoihio!
🔗 13:57 Sampy104: Wait, Graham actually edited today's video? MY IMMERSION!!!
🔗 13:57 esperchld: ack! its pyrelight!
🔗 13:57 Anubis169:
heya there Simon 
🔗 13:57 Prospero101: Time to check all the points! It's Checkpoint time!
🔗 13:57 Jwiley129: Hail, Chat! Hail, LRR!
🔗 13:57 LetsHaveToast:
HELLO FRIENDS 
🔗 13:57 Ravynn: Hey Jwiley129!
🔗 13:57Romangoro: Hiiii chat!
🔗 13:57GifLordSimon: my doctor said i should get my points checked so this is a good deal
🔗 13:57 Mangledpixel: boop
🔗 13:57 Hiramas: sooo lets hope the internet here is streaming compatible tonight. good evening runners
🔗 13:57Gamingduck32: Hello
🔗 13:58 Jwiley129: Hey Ravynn!
🔗 13:58 Ceris75: Let us "get it on'
🔗 13:58 MehallD: good evening fllow Runners
🔗 13:58 Lord_Hosk: Guys guys guys... its TACO TIME!
🔗 13:58 VmKid: Engage CheckPoint Turbines...
🔗 13:58Corland:
hi everybody 
🔗 13:58 Durugai: Hai chat!
🔗 13:58 esperchld: Ceris75, what do you mean by it
🔗 13:58 AdmiralMemo:
Ever since I became a KS backer. I have had trouble when people on Monday say "Today's video" 
🔗 13:58York_Blackwood: Jwiley129 Hail
🔗 13:58 emberBecky: hello all
🔗 13:58 Lord_Hosk: wait.. no checkpoint tim
🔗 13:58GifLordSimon: Hey A169. nice sword
🔗 13:58 Jwiley129: Lord_hosk, but it isn't Taco Tuesday....
🔗 13:58 Kthanid: Afternoon chat!
🔗 13:58 Jondare: memo i know right?
🔗 13:58 Nightvalien28: good afternoon everyone
🔗 13:58HummingbirdJames: Red Leader standing by
🔗 13:58 Ceris75: Esperchild you know "it"
🔗 13:58 Anubis169:

🔗 13:58 LetsHaveToast: TOASTY ToasTy
🔗 13:58 Prospero101:
@Admiralmemo What's the weather like in your ivory tower? 
🔗 13:58 VmKid: So apparently today's Nintendo's 125th anniversary. No that isn't a typo.
🔗 13:58malc: !next Europe/Snorsh
🔗 13:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 11:59 PM SnST (1m from now)
🔗 13:58 Jwiley129: Hail York_blackwood
🔗 13:59 AdmiralMemo: Prospero101: Foggy
🔗 13:59SmilingWorlock: hi
🔗 13:59 esperchld: VmKid, thats 5^3
🔗 13:59Camthelion: How is chat today?
🔗 13:59 SohNata: Ladies and Gentelmen, people of all ages and identities...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets get (loading) ready to Chekpoiiiiiiiiiiint!
🔗 13:59 Anubis169: getting better now that the stream's here
🔗 13:59malc:
gooood evening chat 
🔗 13:59GifLordSimon: I liked Nintendo back when they made boardgames and shady hotels. #2cool4u
🔗 13:59 Anubis169: had a bad day
🔗 13:59 Jwiley129 checks to see if points are checked
🔗 13:59 Nightvalien28 huggles Anubis169
🔗 13:59malc hugs anubis169
🔗 13:59 MehallD hugs anubis169
🔗 13:59 Jwiley129 hands Anubis169 something he likes
🔗 13:59Camthelion: Aww, that sucks Anubis. Hope LRR makes it better.
🔗 13:59 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: Time for good day with 7 hours of streaming
🔗 13:59 Diserasta: I return. Just in time too, with a bowl of hot oats (mmmm, breakfast food) and a Campari (because I make healthy life choices)
🔗 13:59 Ceris75 gurds his loins
🔗 13:59Anaerin: I liked Nintendo when they made Pachinko machines.
🔗 13:59 Prospero101: Ladies and gentlemen are you ready to HUUUUUUUUUMBLE yourself before God! Please welcome His Holiness the Pope!
🔗 13:59n_mandrag: Good evening you chatty gentlepeople
🔗 13:59 VmKid: Heeey everybody!
🔗 13:59Camthelion: MmmHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM
🔗 13:59 emberBecky: heyyy
🔗 13:59MetricFurlong: G&K!
🔗 13:59 Stooky_Bill: Hey Guys
🔗 13:59 billthecrazycat: Hey Graham and Kathleen and Doctor Nick!
🔗 13:59 Diserasta: Heeeyyyyy guys
🔗 13:59 CaptainEnder7: Hi there!
🔗 13:59 Frage069: Hi guys
🔗 13:59 Nightvalien28: heeeeey
🔗 13:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: Heyyyyy Checkpoint!
🔗 13:59DiamondTiki: HAI GAIS!
🔗 13:59Foxmar320: hello Graham and Kathleen
🔗 13:59 Viking_Sleyheron: Oh Hai LRR!
🔗 13:59HummingbirdJames: I liked Nintendo when they released Smash 4
🔗 14:00 afoersch: ooooooooooooh hey
🔗 14:00 AdmiralMemo: Love that wiggle head.
🔗 14:00Mowdownjoe: HAI GUYS
🔗 14:00 Prospero101: What is up, party people, in the place to be!
🔗 14:00ChaosPainter:
WOW It is my First time here
mostly because it is like 11pm here
🔗 14:00 cyberpunkpilot: Hey you guys
🔗 14:00 KingJamesENigma: Hey o
🔗 14:00 AdmiralMemo: DoktorNik?
🔗 14:00OneirosGolem: Listening to a podcast, suddenly double Kathleen audio
🔗 14:00Muffincider: Hey Graham, Paul and Kathleen
🔗 14:00 adi_pie: Hey, Graham, Kathleen, and Ghost Paul.
🔗 14:00andersgeek: Jeez, Kathleen. That was loud...
🔗 14:00Zaz_TV: Inflammable means flammable etc
🔗 14:00 Durugai: Hai yoooooou guuuuuis!
🔗 14:00 TheMetalupis: first time in ages i've caught checkpoint live
🔗 14:00 Falcon_Talos: Night all
🔗 14:00 Falcon_Talos: Hello!
🔗 14:00 The_FlyingDutchman: say wut, no simpsons yet for graham??
🔗 14:00 mercano82: I think The Simpsons already did this opening in season 35.
🔗 14:00andersgeek: Hai, gais!
🔗 14:00Darksteelcellphone: Hey G, Hey Kathleen
🔗 14:00 Jwiley129:
I like Wizards b/c I opened some Fetchlands this weekend 
🔗 14:00GifLordSimon: that's a tight pin on the g-man
🔗 14:00 DoktorNik: Yes Admiralmemo?
🔗 14:00 TodayIamRee: Cultural touchdown!
🔗 14:00 Piperlyon: what are we talking about?
🔗 14:00 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:00 All_Mankind: heey happy people
🔗 14:00 esperchld: LoadingReadyRun, you guys ar emuted
🔗 14:00sibh8ter: paused watching desert bus 7 for this, im on hour 65
🔗 14:00malc: cultural touchtone telephone
🔗 14:00Lord_ZYRK:
The Simpsons? Isn't that that new show on TLC? 
🔗 14:00 CantWearHats: yeyeyeyeye
🔗 14:00 Jwiley129: I'm surprised that Graham doesn't have the LRR pin on
🔗 14:00malc: esperchld: no they're not
🔗 14:00 leebenningfield: I was watching some newer Simpsons episode last night, they were pretty funny
🔗 14:00 ravensshade: cultural touchdown?
🔗 14:00 afoersch:
really, anything Miami-related 
🔗 14:00 esperchld: they aren't?
🔗 14:00 cyberpunkpilot: you guys are a touchstone
🔗 14:00 Hiramas: yay it runs
🔗 14:00 Sampy104: Ha. My last name is Sampson
🔗 14:00 AdmiralMemo: So... When are we getting a Graham bobble-head in the LRR store?
🔗 14:00 ProtoRebel88: Cultural Touchdown!
🔗 14:00 Piperlyon: I got here at a weird time I think
🔗 14:00 Lord_Hosk: Esperchld no they arent
🔗 14:00 esperchld: oh crap, I am
🔗 14:00malc: sound is fine on my end
🔗 14:00Eldrin13: Yeahhhhhhhh.....
🔗 14:00 billthecrazycat: The simpsons are on a fast break and they store a cultural TOUCHDOWN! The crowd goes wild!
🔗 14:00MetricFurlong: such sarcasm
🔗 14:00Pyrelight: Cultural Tombstone?
🔗 14:00 Sampy104:
Hence the nickname 
🔗 14:00 Anubis169: sound good for me
🔗 14:00 esperchld: Well, don't I feel stupid
🔗 14:00 Jwiley129: Memo that idea...is BRILLIANT!
🔗 14:00 sacarasc: Hey everybody.
🔗 14:00Anaerin: Cultural Touchstone gets thrown around, mainly by people who have neither Culture, nor are in any kind of touch with reality.
🔗 14:00 Piperlyon: wait, we're talking about The Simpsons?
🔗 14:01 Musicsquid: Haaaaaaaay Chat and Graham and Kathleen!
🔗 14:01 KingJamesENigma: oh speaking of shows, who's looking forward to Constantine?
🔗 14:01Anaerin: We hear you.
🔗 14:01 Fracaswell:
Graham "
" Stark
🔗 14:01 Jwiley129: Memo, BUT, can we get bobbleheads for all the Crew?
🔗 14:01 AdmiralMemo: Not muted here
🔗 14:01 Ceris75 can here you
🔗 14:01shadowmaster132: Aww, you're skipping
🔗 14:01 leebenningfield: I don't have FXX or whatever so I couldn't watch the every Simpsons ever thing
🔗 14:01 Laserbeaks_Fury: What gets me about The Simpsons is, I recalled there was a flash forward episode about Lisa's wedding. That took place in 2010.
🔗 14:01Camthelion: LRR being silly? NAAAAH
🔗 14:01yunalasca: Got sound
🔗 14:01 The_FlyingDutchman:
us too 
🔗 14:01Chemistring just subscribed!
🔗 14:01 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Chemistring! (Today's storm count: 1)
🔗 14:01 Nightvalien28: huzzah
🔗 14:01 Nightvalien28:

🔗 14:01 VmKid:

🔗 14:01Eldrin13: Hi Graham and Kathleen, hi paul!
🔗 14:01 Diserasta:

🔗 14:01 nullrush: I'm not muted, but the audio is a little weird to me, a little crackly or something
🔗 14:01malc: you're calling Paul "nothing"?!
🔗 14:01 nullrush: I dunno
🔗 14:01Booster6: Hey Paul isn't nothing!
🔗 14:01 adi_pie: We're sorry for this interruption.
🔗 14:01 Aarek:

🔗 14:01York_Blackwood: Dog
🔗 14:01GifLordSimon: I wish I could grow a beard as Good as Graham's. I have a terribly weak beard
🔗 14:01 Anubis169: sub sound still on
🔗 14:01Erbkaiser: Pull the next one G&K. We all know you're both CGI
🔗 14:01 mercano82: Sub sounds are going off.
🔗 14:01 Nerdshome:

🔗 14:01 nullrush: Does it sound like that to anyone else?
🔗 14:01 billthecrazycat: sub sound is on!
🔗 14:01 embyrr922: Sub noise
🔗 14:01Spacecarl: The band is back together again
🔗 14:01Puhnkss: Punctualpoint
🔗 14:01 TheMetalupis: sub noise on
🔗 14:01scrizati: sub noise is on
🔗 14:01 CantWearHats: Graham + Kathleen power couple!
🔗 14:01 Ravynn:
suuub Hype!
🔗 14:01 Kthanid: Sub sound on.
🔗 14:01 ProtoRebel88: Constantine seems good...I'm a little bug that they just straight up said he wasn't going to be bi
🔗 14:01 emberBecky:
speaking of silliness, I loved the sketch this week. 
🔗 14:01 Frage069: Paul is not nothing
🔗 14:01 Papperslappen: Graham, your hair looks mighty fine today.
🔗 14:01 BlueMechanic:
Hi both hosty peeps 
🔗 14:01 AdmiralMemo: And then SUB!
🔗 14:01Anaerin: Sub Sound on.
🔗 14:01 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:01Taichanie:

🔗 14:01olivias_bulge:

🔗 14:01 Jwiley129: wait...how much is the delay nwo?
🔗 14:01 mercano82: Mute the subs before you start recording
🔗 14:01 embyrr922: Make sure to turn off sub noise
🔗 14:01 CaptainEnder7: Loadingreadyrun, sub noise is on
🔗 14:01malc: btw, sub noise...
🔗 14:01 Chemistring: Woo!
🔗 14:01 Piperlyon: DO IT!
🔗 14:01Lord_ZYRK: You can't be silly! LRR is serious business.
🔗 14:01HummingbirdJames: sub notifier is derp
🔗 14:01 Arakasi01: So much subbery
🔗 14:01 afoersch: showtime!
🔗 14:01 Prospero101: WOOOOOO
🔗 14:01 CantWearHats: TODAY
🔗 14:01Jirinal: man that person is really hot and good looking man how can one be so handsome. Totally that person on the left.
🔗 14:01 Ceris75: PRAISE THE SUBS
🔗 14:01 All_Mankind: let's talk about some newts
🔗 14:01 mercano82: OK, no one sub!
🔗 14:01 mtg21: lol perfect timing
🔗 14:01 AdmiralMemo: Mute the noise!
🔗 14:01 Viking_Sleyheron: I have mentioned it before about Graham! The beard is the truth!
🔗 14:02 Jwiley129 moves to Sub
🔗 14:02 zarr0:
just in time 
🔗 14:02 afoersch: Everyone Subs, No one quits
🔗 14:02Anaerin: Taichanie, Hey! Are you Bringing the Ruckus?
🔗 14:02 Mangledpixel boogies
🔗 14:02 D3fr0st5: everyone subs you say?
🔗 14:02Lord_Hosk just subscribed!
🔗 14:02 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Lord_Hosk! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 14:02 Nightvalien28:

🔗 14:02Taichanie: Anaerin, I am!
🔗 14:02 AdmiralMemo:
Hosk did that just to be a dink... 
🔗 14:02 billthecrazycat:

🔗 14:02 D3fr0st5:

🔗 14:02 Ravynn:
suuub Hype!! Lord_Hosk!!!!
🔗 14:02HummingbirdJames: GREAT save
🔗 14:02 MTG_Jake:
hosk hype!

🔗 14:02Dylan0513:

🔗 14:02 Prospero101: Say whaaaaat
🔗 14:02 Diserasta:
Hosk 
🔗 14:02 Arakasi01: Aww my sub didn't show up.
🔗 14:02 Anubis169:
hey there Lord_Hosk 
🔗 14:02MetricFurlong: Checkpoint: come for the news, stay for the unfailing proffessionalism
🔗 14:02 Prospero101: He's a Panamaniac!
🔗 14:02 Nerdshome:

🔗 14:02 Ceris75: W........T..........F
🔗 14:02 D3fr0st5: loadingreadyrun good job on muting sub noise
🔗 14:02 CantWearHats: wat
🔗 14:02 billthecrazycat: whaaaaaaaaaa?
🔗 14:02 mercano82: OK, looks like the muted the sound.
🔗 14:03 CantWearHats: WAT
🔗 14:03 Nightvalien28: facepalm
🔗 14:03 LetsHaveToast: omg whaaat
🔗 14:03 adi_pie:
Ha. 
🔗 14:03 Frage069: Those dictators
🔗 14:03 saweeks: Lord_hosk? sounds like a fake name, ban hom
🔗 14:03Lord_ZYRK: watwatwat
🔗 14:03 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:03Muffincider: I don't even
🔗 14:03 Ceris75 cannot even
🔗 14:03 Anubis169:

🔗 14:03KartoffelKaiser: um...um...
🔗 14:03 mtg21: thats fair
🔗 14:03 Lord_Hosk: I keep trying saweeks but it wont take
🔗 14:03Always_Armoured just subscribed!
🔗 14:03 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Always_Armoured! (Today's storm count: 3)
🔗 14:03Thysane: oh hey live Checkpoint, it's been a while. How YOU doin'?
🔗 14:03 Nightvalien28: I cant believe I am actually with activision this time
🔗 14:03 Ravynn:
Suuub Hype!
🔗 14:03 CantWearHats: Nana and Popo D:
🔗 14:03 LetsHaveToast: super smath
🔗 14:03 Jwiley129:
buffering....
🔗 14:03 Stooky_Bill: smath
🔗 14:03 LetsHaveToast: now with more math!
🔗 14:03 D3fr0st5:
ice climbers were awesome 
🔗 14:03 All_Mankind: don't most countries have laws against criminals profiting from their crimes?
🔗 14:03 VmKid:
RIP Nana and Popo 
🔗 14:03BaronVonRatsworth: Nooooo but I like Nana and Popo
🔗 14:03Puhnkss: Amewanted too
🔗 14:03 CantWearHats: oh man that's some serious kiwi
🔗 14:03 sacarasc: 3DS poopy.
🔗 14:03Snorsh_Cultures_a_Stone just subscribed!
🔗 14:04 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Snorsh_Cultures_a_Stone! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 14:04 TodayIamRee: Well, the Mountain of Obscurity is their native home, so
🔗 14:04 VmKid:
SO MAY 
🔗 14:04 Fracaswell:

🔗 14:04CptnFalafel: nice spaceballs reference
🔗 14:04Pyrelight:
Yay for spaceballs references 
🔗 14:04Anaerin: lord_hosk: Is it true that you're intending to move to Bolivia and start making strange predictions about the LRR crew?
🔗 14:04 TodayIamRee: Like, what did you think they were climbing?
🔗 14:04 Tuckiozi:

🔗 14:04HummingbirdJames: I never actually cared for the Ice Climbers, I'm mildly ambivalent towards their non-appearance
🔗 14:04 Arakasi01: Damn thingy didn't log my resub.
🔗 14:04Lord_ZYRK: Zero was good. . .
🔗 14:04 LetsHaveToast:
I GET THAT REFERENCE 
🔗 14:04OneirosGolem: Cave of Wonders yes
🔗 14:04NexVesica: Ice Climbers were my main
🔗 14:04 Piperlyon: all the loots
🔗 14:04 Lord_Hosk: That is 100% accurate Anaerin
🔗 14:04 KingJamesENigma: mister Aladdin sir what will your pleasure be
🔗 14:04 CantWearHats: oh joy. this sounds so much fun. hours and hours and hours of enjoyment. yay.
🔗 14:04Lord_ZYRK:
You need to have the golden scarab equipped, though 
🔗 14:04Erbkaiser: Ukraine Simulator
🔗 14:04Puhnkss: BRB Destiny
🔗 14:04 RebelliousUno: Damn you twitch why you no text
🔗 14:05 D3fr0st5: they're collecting bear asses
🔗 14:05 Navarran: Wow destiny sounds fun
🔗 14:05 KingJamesENigma: there was a similar exploit in the Scarface game on the PS2
🔗 14:05 Arakasi01: I still know nothing about Destiny.
🔗 14:05 CantWearHats: made up stuff!
🔗 14:05 leebenningfield: I watched my roommate playing Destiny and it was utterly boring
🔗 14:05 mtg21: HEAVY AIR QUOTES
🔗 14:05 D3fr0st5: uno I got my text, and email ...
🔗 14:05Erbkaiser: Navarran: all the 'good' things about a modern FPS, with MMO grinding
🔗 14:05Lord_ZYRK: Not gonna lie, Destiny is rather boring to watch.
🔗 14:05mikedaveharris: im playing it right now
🔗 14:05 Jwiley129:
I watched my wall play Destiny. It was pretty dry 
🔗 14:05 Nightvalien28: didn't destiny cost 100 million
🔗 14:05GifLordSimon: i love making stuff up. i made up a story about a dragon today. it was great
🔗 14:05 Piperlyon: "10 million eyeballs" confirmed: Kathleen prejudiced against cyclops
🔗 14:05 leebenningfield: I haven't tried playing it yet, but from watching it I think I'd rather play Borderlands
🔗 14:05 Viking_Sleyheron: NO ONE can put as much "wtf is this?" in their voice as Graham during these stories.
🔗 14:05 AdmiralMemo: 10 million eyeballs... That's a lot of eyeballs.
🔗 14:05 LetsHaveToast: I like the gratuitous use of air quotes
🔗 14:05 RebelliousUno: Twtich clearly hates me then D3fr0st5
🔗 14:06That_Fuppin_Guy_Again just subscribed!
🔗 14:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, That_Fuppin_Guy_Again! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 14:06 afoersch: Persona 4.5: Dancing All Day
🔗 14:06 VmKid:

🔗 14:06DiamondTiki: Where would you store 10 million eyeballs
🔗 14:06DiamondTiki: Asking for a friend
🔗 14:06 RebelliousUno: emails often get spammed despite me telling it not to
🔗 14:06 Arakasi01: Twitch hates me too.
🔗 14:06MilkInBag: what if 2.5 millions of viewers were pirates?
🔗 14:06Lancer873: UGH. That_Fuppin_Guy AGAIN
🔗 14:06 mtg21: wtf is the icon haha
🔗 14:06GifLordSimon: I love Kanji Tatsumi!
🔗 14:06MetricFurlong: isn't everyone a Kanji Tatsumi enthusiast?
🔗 14:06Pyrelight: Oh no, it's him again! That fuppin guy again!
🔗 14:06 Diserasta: Kanji enthusiast? MMMmmm
🔗 14:06Erbkaiser: Stay classy, Japan
🔗 14:06Anaerin: [fuppin' intensifies]
🔗 14:06Taichanie: Its all to see Teddie dance!
🔗 14:06aesir_blade: So, there's subscriber commercials for people who sub during this stream right?
🔗 14:06 afoersch: that fuppin guy again? bah!
🔗 14:06DoodlestheGreat: Just remember: Penis In Ear = Dance All Night.
🔗 14:06 Diserasta: @Metricfurlong Yes. And a Naoto enthusiant I think?
🔗 14:06The_Ocean_who_Subbed just subscribed!
🔗 14:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, The_Ocean_who_Subbed! (Today's storm count: 6)
🔗 14:06 LetsHaveToast: cbarnick just walked over giggling, realized it was because he has a can of surge
🔗 14:06yunalasca: Nah, I'm in it for Teddy dancing in skimpy oultfits
🔗 14:06 AdmiralMemo:
That FUPPIN Dutch guy... AGAIN! 
🔗 14:06MetricFurlong: indeed Diserasta, indeed
🔗 14:06 KingJamesENigma: Kanji ftw ^^
🔗 14:06 Navarran: Now we go live to our persona persona - Kathleen!
🔗 14:07 The_FlyingDutchman: not even more dutch
🔗 14:07HummingbirdJames: TELEPROMPTERRRRRR
🔗 14:07 Anubis169: who kept writing tongue-twisters into the teleprompter?
🔗 14:07 Anubis169:

🔗 14:07GifLordSimon: i'm just here for Yu Narukami's abs
🔗 14:07n_mandrag: and what is... uhm...uhm...I'm totally lost as well....
🔗 14:07 afoersch: ROWSDOWERRRRRR
🔗 14:07Lord_ZYRK:
You mean this isn't all improvised? Unfollowed 
🔗 14:07 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:07 VmKid:

🔗 14:07 Diserasta:

🔗 14:07HummingbirdJames: DINKLEBERRRRRRRG
🔗 14:07Camthelion: Best Ending!
🔗 14:07 The_FlyingDutchman:

🔗 14:07shadowmaster132: Curse my shitty internet, the first time in two months I'm awake early enough for this and it decides to crap out
🔗 14:07 Prospero101:

🔗 14:07 sacarasc: Tongue twisting teleprompter prompts tongues to twist.
🔗 14:07 goatprince2: DANG i just missed this
🔗 14:07 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: My money is on Paul
🔗 14:07 Nightvalien28: that i a tilt
🔗 14:07 LetsHaveToast: IRISH WRISTWATCH
🔗 14:08 KingJamesENigma: @Gilfordsimon, only here for Kanji's abs.... FTFY
🔗 14:08 RebelliousUno: Anubis169, the question you should be asking is why haven't more been written in previously
🔗 14:08scrizati:
Ah, Square Enix 
🔗 14:08Cantwearcats: You're tearing me apart Atlus!
🔗 14:08 Jwiley129: Did you hear her Atlus? STOP HURTING HER!
🔗 14:08 mtg21:
cloud base 
🔗 14:08senshi5609:

🔗 14:08 Lord_Hosk: awww failed on the set up... nailed the Great finish Kathleen
🔗 14:08 sacarasc: Good show, everyone!
🔗 14:08 RebelliousUno: Good Ole Squeenix
🔗 14:08Anaerin: Doesn't that mean that Cloud is going to die regularly?
🔗 14:08 Nightvalien28: sounds trustworthy squeenix
🔗 14:08 sacarasc has to go.
🔗 14:08DoodlestheGreat: Ah, Squeenix.
🔗 14:08CptnFalafel just subscribed!
🔗 14:08 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, CptnFalafel! (Today's storm count: 7)
🔗 14:08 RebelliousUno: Bye sacarasc
🔗 14:08 Ravynn: Later sacarasc
🔗 14:08Anaerin: (Too soon?)
🔗 14:08 VmKid: So much storming
🔗 14:08 AdmiralMemo: So... Sub sounds again?
🔗 14:08 DirgeNovak: It was still really funny
🔗 14:08GifLordSimon: Kathleen De Vere, notable Persona 4 enthusiast: What is your opinion on Yu Narukami's abs
🔗 14:08 Diserasta: Yeah. I love the characters, but I wish they'd just say Dancing all Night is non-canon. (Also Arena's story wasn't THAT bad)
🔗 14:08 Frage069:
You could do worse 
🔗 14:08 CantWearHats: you went kiwi once or twice
🔗 14:08koizom just subscribed!
🔗 14:08 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, koizom! (Today's storm count: 8)
🔗 14:08 Laserbeaks_Fury: So, what exactly do you get out of Cave of Wonders?
🔗 14:08 mtg21: tongue twister.stream
🔗 14:08 afoersch: suh much sub
🔗 14:08 RebelliousUno: Sub Hype Train is real
🔗 14:08 adi_pie:
I would play a Dancing game that lets me put Yosuke in skimpy outfits . 
🔗 14:08Okipokute: checkppptptptptptptptptptpt
🔗 14:08 afoersch: suh, suh much
🔗 14:08 RebelliousUno:

🔗 14:09 Ceris75: PRAISE THE SUBS
🔗 14:09Anaerin: laserbeaks_fury: Loot. Lots and lots of loot.
🔗 14:09 mtg21:
fan service 
🔗 14:09Zaz_TV:
sub count is already at eight? 
🔗 14:09Huskeymoon: your hawt dude hahaha
🔗 14:09 LetsHaveToast:
I'm excited to play Super Smath: a spin-off of Super Smash, but with more math! 
🔗 14:09 billthecrazycat: SPOILERS!
🔗 14:09 Piperlyon: oh yeah Graham, take it off
🔗 14:09 AdmiralMemo: !storm
🔗 14:09 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 8
🔗 14:09 billthecrazycat:

🔗 14:09 esperchld: Graham is stripping for us?
🔗 14:09 DirgeNovak: What about Persona Q?
🔗 14:09DoodlestheGreat: Have you folks seen the two joke Twitter accounts that started over Destiny: LegendaryEngram and TheCryptarch?
🔗 14:09 Arakasi01: It should be at nine, but it didn't count my resub for some reason.
🔗 14:09 Viking_Sleyheron: Shirtles Graham... my dream MIGHT just come true!
🔗 14:09 AdmiralMemo:
Graham is stripping for comfort... and by extension, us. 
🔗 14:09 Jwiley129: #ShirtlesGStream
🔗 14:09 CantWearHats: I understand some of these words
🔗 14:09yunalasca: !deathcount
🔗 14:09 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Gaming Talk Shows on Unknown
🔗 14:09 mtg21: one can only dream esperchld
🔗 14:09 VmKid: Grahamservice
🔗 14:09Erbkaiser: It is so hard to keep track of all the Persona releases, re-releases, spin-offs, side-games, and what not
🔗 14:09 zarr0: Wow persona 4 sounds like coronation street
🔗 14:09 RebelliousUno: So 8 Subs gets G to take his jacket off
🔗 14:09 AdmiralMemo: Wait... Shirtless Graham is what you want, Viking_Sleyheron? I can provide.
🔗 14:09 Prospero101: He went to go manage an economy? What the hell is this game?
🔗 14:09 RebelliousUno: noted
🔗 14:09Puhnkss: Yes Doodlesthegreat. Following them myself, very amusing
🔗 14:09 Jwiley129: What counts as a Death for Checkpoint?
🔗 14:09 Navarran: My eyes glazed over there sorry
🔗 14:10 Piperlyon: so no shirtless stream?
🔗 14:10 afoersch: were graham to take his shirt off, we'd all go blind
🔗 14:10 Viking_Sleyheron: Admiral_memo: Please! PLEEEASE!
🔗 14:10Croooooooow_t_robot: oh good lrrbot, no deaths on checkpoint
🔗 14:10OneirosGolem: Suddenly a lot of shirtless fans?
🔗 14:10Huskeymoon: then take your pants off XD
🔗 14:10GifLordSimon: Graham, do you have any beard-care tips
🔗 14:10 Yumore: end of rise's social link she decides to go back to idoling
🔗 14:10 RebelliousUno: Chat service?
🔗 14:10HailtheRNG: !death
🔗 14:10 LRRbot:
1 death for Gaming Talk Shows on Unknown
🔗 14:10 KingJamesENigma: Please note that if i'm ever found by one you people in real life i will deny the hell out of all my previous assertions of being gay.... even if you catch me in C.C Blooms - one of the gay bars in Edinburgh ^^
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: !death remove
🔗 14:10 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Gaming Talk Shows on Unknown
🔗 14:10Golldum: can you start unbuttoning the shirt? one by one
🔗 14:10 Swamplor: We should all take off OUR shirts for Graham service
🔗 14:10 JohnLockeCole: Hurrray for checkpoints
🔗 14:10 Lord_Hosk: That wasnt a death come on
🔗 14:10 RebelliousUno Hands graham an Imaginary Cake
🔗 14:10 Myrniss: Anyone done an EnGraham joke yet?
🔗 14:10 Ceris75: WONDER TWIN POWERS
🔗 14:10 JohnLockeCole: get all the points checked
🔗 14:10DrRockor just subscribed!
🔗 14:10 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, DrRockor! (Today's storm count: 9)
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: nope, you're both still alive
🔗 14:10 JohnLockeCole: have we started yet??
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: it's just a critical hit
🔗 14:10 Frage069: !game good
🔗 14:10 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on Unknown is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 14:10 Nerdshome:

🔗 14:10HummingbirdJames: womp womp
🔗 14:10 Frage069:

🔗 14:10 RebelliousUno: !show
🔗 14:10 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 14:10Taichanie: #fanServiceGrahamStyle.
🔗 14:10 Tuckiozi:

🔗 14:10KartoffelKaiser: !game good
🔗 14:10 Prospero101: Do you have to film it again, or will you pull from the Twitch archive?
🔗 14:10 adi_pie: !game good
🔗 14:10 afoersch: i saw no sub notifier
🔗 14:10 RebelliousUno: !show override ckpt
🔗 14:10 LRRbot: Currently live: CheckPoint Plus (overridden)
🔗 14:10 Tuckiozi: Paul is a murderer!
🔗 14:10 Zeke229: unless G,K,or ACTUALLY DIE there can be no death
🔗 14:11 Tuckiozi: !game bad
🔗 14:11 Piperlyon: DO IT!
🔗 14:11 CaffeinatedLemur: Sure
🔗 14:11olivias_bulge: redo!
🔗 14:11MetricFurlong: do-over
🔗 14:11Dracoape: If you max Rise's social link she decides to go back to being an idol though.
🔗 14:11 togashinaruta: go for it,
🔗 14:11Croooooooow_t_robot: I think we broke lrrbot
🔗 14:11 Jwiley129: Only at teh beginning
🔗 14:11 JohnLockeCole: NOoooooo they did it already
🔗 14:11RMills90 wonders what Kathleen's shadow would be
🔗 14:11Anaerin: Again! Again!
🔗 14:11 CaffeinatedLemur: DO IT LIVE... again
🔗 14:11 TodayIamRee: yasure
🔗 14:11Puhnkss: Go for it
🔗 14:11 mtg21: DO IT LIVE
🔗 14:11 Shirts_: woo take 2
🔗 14:11BaronVonRatsworth: I would be okay watching that
🔗 14:11 embyrr922: Re-roll!
🔗 14:11Golldum: sure because i just got here
🔗 14:11 JohnLockeCole: please do it again
🔗 14:11 Stooky_Bill: Sure, go for it
🔗 14:11 sticks_abuser: sure
🔗 14:11 TStodden: ENCORE!
🔗 14:11 VmKid: One! More! Time!
🔗 14:11 Diserasta: TAKE 2
🔗 14:114dSwissCheese: We're fine with another take.
🔗 14:11NoTomToLose: would rewatch
🔗 14:11 Frage069: Roll it
🔗 14:11 RebelliousUno: I missed the start
🔗 14:11Romangoro: 222 2222222222
🔗 14:11 Ravynn: Chat encourages!
🔗 14:11 KingJamesENigma: it takes 2 baby
🔗 14:11 RebelliousUno: so please
🔗 14:11HummingbirdJames: ROUND 2, FIGHT
🔗 14:11ChaosPainter: yes please missed it
🔗 14:11Master_Gunner: *** it, do it live! .....again!
🔗 14:11Croooooooow_t_robot: I missed it so yes
🔗 14:11 Nightvalien28: ENCORE ENCORE
🔗 14:11 theewolfwood723: did I miss it?
🔗 14:11senshi5609: encore
🔗 14:11Puhnkss: Can we watch?
🔗 14:11 Myrniss: FUP IT, We'll do it live!
🔗 14:11 CaptainEnder7:
Fine by me 
🔗 14:11Mowdownjoe: RESHOOT!
🔗 14:11HailtheRNG:
But post this one on youtube too 
🔗 14:11 emberBecky: sounds good
🔗 14:11 afoersch: Checkpoint++ BEHIND THE SCENES
🔗 14:11 Chemistring: Checkpoint plus plus!
🔗 14:11Puhnkss: I'll watch it again
🔗 14:11Dumorimasoddaa: Imissed it so YAYAYAYAYAYA!
🔗 14:11 togashinaruta: this is great, I had a work call, and missed half of it
🔗 14:11 LordShadner: works for me i missed the first showing
🔗 14:11 Lord_Hosk: That was practice because it had been so long since you had done one.
🔗 14:11 Swamplor: I took a tv class that worked like that
🔗 14:11 Jwiley129:
The Dry Run 
🔗 14:11 Hiramas: yah double value!
🔗 14:11 Ravynn: Yay Kathleen didn't fall out of her chair today!
🔗 14:11 theewolfwood723: so.....I didn't miss it?
🔗 14:11Saiconjr: It'll be the Karate Kid Part III of Checkpoints
🔗 14:11 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus is now 97% (91/94)
🔗 14:11 TheMetalupis: second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder a little bit worse
🔗 14:11 DrRockor: joy sub! I pulled a chandra and a Liliana Vess in a draft 30 minutes ago
🔗 14:11HummingbirdJames: !game good
🔗 14:11 esperchld: !game sideways
🔗 14:11HailtheRNG: Aww, kathleen didn't fall out of her chair this week....
🔗 14:11 Prospero101: Bless you, Graham!
🔗 14:11n_mandrag: gesundheit
🔗 14:11Puhnkss: PunctualPoint btw
🔗 14:11 Stooky_Bill: bless you
🔗 14:11 Ceris75: Kathleen sist on books? MY immersion!!!
🔗 14:11aesir_blade just subscribed!
🔗 14:11 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, aesir_blade! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 14:11sibh8ter: kathline move his chair as revenge when he gets up
🔗 14:11Okipokute: bless you
🔗 14:12 RebelliousUno: Paul will interupt the stream to coment
🔗 14:12 RebelliousUno: comment*
🔗 14:12GifLordSimon: wow, graham's face is really red
🔗 14:12malc:
there is still time 
🔗 14:12 aesir_blade: Tendrils now lethal
🔗 14:12 LetsHaveToast: Remember to turn sub sound back on! LoadingReadyRun
🔗 14:12 KingJamesENigma: are we going to talk about my first game of D&D that i had this past saturday - thats news damnit
🔗 14:12 mercano82: Kathleen will fall out of her chair on the reshoot
🔗 14:12 Arakasi01: More like double unfine!
🔗 14:12 esperchld: Kathleen isn't the tallest? I feel so disillusioned
🔗 14:12Erbkaiser: Tim Schafer being a scumbag and scrapping Spacebase DF-9 yeah.
🔗 14:12 afoersch: CWH bless you
🔗 14:12Spluuga: double fine =.=
🔗 14:12 SohNata: Ah yes. As a Spacebase DF-9 backer, colour me annoyed.
🔗 14:12 Viking_Sleyheron: Memo: My life might just have been complete... why have I not seen that earlier! CURSE YOU INTERMANET!
🔗 14:12n_mandrag: double fined ?
🔗 14:12DiamondTiki: From an amnesia fortnight
🔗 14:12 koizom: SpaceBass?
🔗 14:12 billthecrazycat: came from their internal game jam, amnesia fortnight
🔗 14:12 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus is now 97% (92/95)
🔗 14:12Anaerin: SpaceBase DF9. Dwarf Fortress IN SPACE!
🔗 14:12Decaped: This conversation will be civil and understanding.
🔗 14:12Puhnkss: DF-9 = Double fine 9?
🔗 14:12DiamondTiki: I'm so disappointed by this
🔗 14:12 LetsHaveToast: !room too warm
🔗 14:12 Ravynn: CantWearHats that's awesome
🔗 14:12Muffincider: I kinda got disappointed by Spacebase
🔗 14:12DiamondTiki: I was looking forward to the game
🔗 14:12 TodayIamRee: Puhnkss, yes
🔗 14:12 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:12DiamondTiki: When it was actually a full game
🔗 14:13KartoffelKaiser: !game good
🔗 14:13Anaerin: Puhnkss, No, "Dwarf Fortress 9"
🔗 14:13 TodayIamRee: Also DwarfFortress-9
🔗 14:13 RebelliousUno: Video Games Live: Level 4 kickstarter rumour...interesting
🔗 14:13 RebelliousUno: as of 13 minutes ago
🔗 14:13 RebelliousUno: !yawn
🔗 14:13 LRRbot:
5 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:13Puhnkss:

🔗 14:13 Arakasi01: More like Double Lyin'!
🔗 14:13DrPandaFace: aww, muffin
🔗 14:13Anaerin: Video Games Live is Awesome!
🔗 14:13 esperchld: We already knew Schaffer was evil, its why we don't have anotherFull THrottle
🔗 14:13 VmKid: By the way, Tropico 3 is free on Humble Store now.
🔗 14:13 All_Mankind: and how about that Perpetuum, ala Eve Online NOT IN SPACE
🔗 14:13cokeduplemur just subscribed!
🔗 14:13 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, cokeduplemur! (Today's storm count: 11)
🔗 14:13Erbkaiser: So they're jumping from Alpha 6 to 1.0 release without completing it.
🔗 14:13 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus is now 97% (93/96)
🔗 14:13Muffincider: That's because updates were freaking rare
🔗 14:13lordlundar: Let's put this into perspective: Tim Schafer raised several million dollars and to date STILL hasn't managed to put out a complete game. Why is he praised again?
🔗 14:14Anaerin: CaffeinatedLemur, Did you go to 11?
🔗 14:14penguinbloke: buggy and rare updates = finished product?
🔗 14:14Muffincider: I've had the game since they put it up and I've seen like 5 or 6 updates so far
🔗 14:14 TodayIamRee: All_Mankind, isn't that Microsoft Excel?
🔗 14:14 Chemistring: Uh, Lemur? Do you need an intervention?
🔗 14:14 Itazu:

🔗 14:14Puhnkss: Cokeduplemur? Moved on to the harder stuff eh?
🔗 14:14 CaffeinatedLemur: That was not me 0.o
🔗 14:14 Tuckiozi: Tim Schafer has released several complete games.
🔗 14:14 RebelliousUno:
Yay 
🔗 14:14TotalyTwistedlyTongueTied just subscribed!
🔗 14:14 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TotalyTwistedlyTongueTied! (Today's storm count: 12)
🔗 14:14 Piperlyon: so I assume that a cokeduplemur is significantly more jittery than a CaffeinatedLemur?
🔗 14:14 esperchld: Lord_Hosk, He is praised for what he did before that
🔗 14:14 VmKid:

🔗 14:14 BlackDragonMTG:

🔗 14:14 Navarran: Early access everyone!
🔗 14:14 JohnLockeCole: it WANS"T caff??
🔗 14:14 JohnLockeCole: weird
🔗 14:14 Diserasta: @Paul, didn't the same sort of thing happen with Planetary Anihilation?
🔗 14:14 Prospero101: I'm finding it really hard to Idolize Tim Schafer now.
🔗 14:14 cokeduplemur: Many many times more jittery
🔗 14:14Erbkaiser: And they STILL haven't fixed the braindead behaviour where the AI crewmen suffocate because they choose the one airlock that is broken. </disgruntled backer>
🔗 14:14 Ceris75: we are here for you Lemur.
🔗 14:14 RebelliousUno: !novelty
🔗 14:14 SohNata: now that's a HGIF.
🔗 14:14Anaerin: CokedUpLemur, bringing the Twitch to Twitch Gaming...
🔗 14:14Golldum: at that point why not just allow some open source stuff
🔗 14:14 Anubis169:
btw, my "Jund 'Em Out!" T-shirt arrived 
🔗 14:14 Anubis169 is wearing it now
🔗 14:15 JohnLockeCole: Nice A169
🔗 14:15Decaped: They are open accessing it
🔗 14:15 Tuckiozi: hmm, almost like early access isn't perfect
🔗 14:15 adi_pie: Gooing by the last two subs maybe I should bring an old alt out of retirement.
🔗 14:15 DoktorNik: The cost of said game would be AT LEAST $10,000 (USD), per WEEK. look at the game, it does not represent 10k/week developement
🔗 14:15 CantWearHats: joeks!
🔗 14:15lordlundar: Paul, Schafer is using the same approach as Cryptic Software did.
🔗 14:15 LRRbot:
6 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:15Dumorimasoddaa: !yawn
🔗 14:15 LRRbot: dumorimasoddaa: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 14:15Spluuga: they had 400k investment that they paid back from sales
🔗 14:15 Zanzabar_: at least theyre making it opensource
🔗 14:15 Lord_Hosk: What did I get praised for esperchld?
🔗 14:15 DirgeNovak: Double Fine has trouble managing money
🔗 14:15 AdmiralMemo: Took me a second to get that
🔗 14:15 Scoopifer: STUFF ON THINGS!
🔗 14:15 AdmiralMemo: Broken Age
🔗 14:15Erbkaiser: Spacebase DF-9 -- DF = didn't finish
🔗 14:15 esperchld: Lord_Hosk, tab finishing the wrong name for me
🔗 14:15 Papperslappen: these !yawns are contagious.
🔗 14:15 Piperlyon: Anubis169 do you have a yawn button as well now?
🔗 14:16 Lord_Hosk: Ah, I understand
🔗 14:16Dumorimasoddaa: Anubis169, you posted behind me, yet ninjaed me?!
🔗 14:16 Anubis169: Dumorimasoddaa, it counts when the twitch server sees it
🔗 14:16 esperchld: Lord_Hosk, but you can keep the praise if you like
🔗 14:16 Anubis169: we prolly hit the same time
🔗 14:16 LRRbot:
7 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:16lordlundar: Schafer did that TWICe Graham.
🔗 14:16Decaped: Graham: that's exactly what that space sim game does.
🔗 14:16 LetsHaveToast: tongue twisterssssss:http://www.theotherpages.org/poems/belloc01.html
🔗 14:16Dumorimasoddaa: Anubis169, I know I know I just found it weird
🔗 14:16 JohnLockeCole: why are we yawning??
🔗 14:16 Diserasta:
Well, Anima managed it, but they had a working demo that won awards at indie cons 
🔗 14:16 SohNata: Did you see they clarified the Kickstarter T&C's now
🔗 14:16 TodayIamRee: Dumorimasoddaa, I don't think Twitch enforces an ordering in its messages
🔗 14:16 billthecrazycat: it was called Clang
🔗 14:16Tikatika12:
Graham looking mighty dapper today 
🔗 14:16Spluuga: df9 was invested in by humblebundle and indiefund for example
🔗 14:16 LRRbot:
8 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:16 Havok4: Stephenson is nothing if not ambitious.
🔗 14:16 Anubis169: oh that game!!
🔗 14:17DiamondTiki: Honestly, it seems very stupid to me. You're going to get your money back when you FINISH the GODDAMN game
🔗 14:17DrPandaFace: everyone is doing the dog picture,emoticon, thing... i feel so left out (+_+)
🔗 14:17Dumorimasoddaa: TodayIamRee, not at all it lags things to keep severs up
🔗 14:17 Anubis169 wanted that game!
🔗 14:17 Anubis169:

🔗 14:17 Diserasta: @Todayiamree Nope. IRC doesn't care; it's the order you recieve it in
🔗 14:17 DrRockor: so much yawning
🔗 14:17Dumorimasoddaa: lots of scaability stuff
🔗 14:17 Arakasi01: Damn it the yawning in chat is making me want to yawn in real life.
🔗 14:17Dumorimasoddaa: Anubis169, hush hush it's time has past
🔗 14:17 LRRbot:
9 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:17 MousseFilledKitten: Damn, missed the show.
🔗 14:17ThumpingThrustingThallids just subscribed!
🔗 14:17 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ThumpingThrustingThallids! (Today's storm count: 13)
🔗 14:17OneirosGolem: Recursive Yawncycle.
🔗 14:17 CantWearHats: oh no! it's a chain reaction
🔗 14:17Eldrin13: chain yawn
🔗 14:17 SohNata:

🔗 14:17 Piperlyon: hot damn, we're next leveling it
🔗 14:17 adi_pie: He he he.
🔗 14:17Gcat50: Hello al... wait did I miss CkPt+ because it started ON TIME?!
🔗 14:17 goatprince2: when you ready the word yawn it's proven to make you want to yawn
🔗 14:17 Ravynn: Chat suddenly holds a terrible power....
🔗 14:17 Nightvalien28: hahahah
🔗 14:17 TodayIamRee: I mean, it's not so much a scaling problem than a fixed-cost thing
🔗 14:18 JohnLockeCole: MousseFilledKitten, they're gonna film it again
🔗 14:18 zarr0: Oh it makes me yawn too. weird
🔗 14:18 BlueMechanic: I yawned after that
🔗 14:18Okipokute: kathleen is tired
🔗 14:18DiamondTiki: WE're getting feedback on the Yawn drive!
🔗 14:18 esperchld: Don't you yawn because your brain is too warm or something, and it is trying to cool it?
🔗 14:18OneirosGolem: The expressions are priceless.
🔗 14:18 Mangledpixel: dammit, now I'm yawning
🔗 14:18 RebelliousUno: we're setting up a yawnback loop
🔗 14:18 Hiramas: mousefilledkitten you have a second chance, they are doing a second take
🔗 14:18 Havok4: That is the best reason to discontinue a game idea.
🔗 14:18 SohNata: Graham, you just plain have the best face.
🔗 14:18Lord_ZYRK yaaaaaaawns
🔗 14:18 TodayIamRee: It's just that twitch/IRC don't want to increase chat latency at all
🔗 14:18 Raiz0k: Oooh, "investigation", the No. 1 "We need filler time" excuse in corporations worldwide.
🔗 14:18 MousseFilledKitten: Huzzah!
🔗 14:18 LRRbot:
10 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:18Puhnkss: Not quite revengance
🔗 14:18 DrRockor: what you're saying is keep reminding you right?
🔗 14:18Camthelion: I hope that gets gifd
🔗 14:18 DirgeNovak also yamns
🔗 14:18 Arakasi01: Mean chat is mean
🔗 14:18 adi_pie:
Those exressions, folks? Totally worth 5$. 
🔗 14:18 Ceris75: So chat can controll Kathleen's yawns? Mother of Celestia!!
🔗 14:18 CantWearHats: goddamn it now I'm yawning too
🔗 14:18 Zanzabar_: wait, when did we get a yawn counter?
🔗 14:18Decaped: Chat is responsible for all the bad things that happen.
🔗 14:18Muffincider: !yawn
🔗 14:18 LRRbot: muffincider: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 14:18Eldrin13: the never-ending yawn cycle
🔗 14:18 Viking_Sleyheron: So are we trying to leveling in yeawning? Are we GRINDING yawns now?
🔗 14:18 RebelliousUno: resisting the urge to yawn here
🔗 14:18 Nightvalien28: damn it I yawned
🔗 14:18 EiranAlestain: We should start betting on the time to the next yawn.
🔗 14:18Lord_ZYRK: This is the yawn that never eeends
🔗 14:18 RebelliousUno: I think I'm behind as well
🔗 14:18 TodayIamRee: with a coordinator process, total orderings can be enforced with O(1) additional messages
🔗 14:18Pyrelight: *yawwwn* eesh, stop it :<
🔗 14:18 zarr0: Graham and Paul are somehow immune. Musty be robots
🔗 14:18 LetsHaveToast: DARN HUMANS BEING SOCIAL ANIMALS AND YAWNING COOLING THE BRAIN DOWN TO PREP FOR SLEEP
🔗 14:18 AdmiralMemo: zanzabar_: During Adam's Mega-stream
🔗 14:19lordlundar:
Camthelion which? The staring contest or Graham looking up? 
🔗 14:19Camthelion: Graham looking up.
🔗 14:19Anaerin hands Kathleen a pair of matchsticks to hold her eyes open.
🔗 14:19 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 14:19 LRRbot:
11 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:19 Navarran: Great, now I am yawning
🔗 14:19 Anubis169 seriously wanted that game as he does real sword work
🔗 14:19GifLordSimon: how is everyone in lrr so attractive. it is incredibly unfair. you're not allowed to be funny and technically talented and also good-looking
🔗 14:19 SohNata: Someone stick a caffeine IV into Kathleen
🔗 14:19 Zeke229: there is no way yawning cools down the brain
🔗 14:19 LRRbot: Currently live: CheckPoint Plus (overridden)
🔗 14:19Erbkaiser: Yawnleen
🔗 14:19 Asoxa: yawn counter?
🔗 14:19 Navarran: The cooling theory is one of TWENTY FIVE theories we have for why we yawn
🔗 14:19 Viking_Sleyheron: Kathleen is definatly grinding for higher level yawns!
🔗 14:19Master_Gunner: Can we get a Yawn Count on LRRBot?
🔗 14:19 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: !listen
🔗 14:19 LRRbot: Always listen to chat. Never listen to chat.
🔗 14:19 CaffeinatedLemur is measurably not nice
🔗 14:19 JohnLockeCole also yawns
🔗 14:19 TodayIamRee: We have one
🔗 14:19OneirosGolem: Goodbye Kathleen, we'll miss you
🔗 14:19 thumpingthrustingthallids:
Stop reading my name, Kathleen. 
🔗 14:19 Raiz0k: At this point, it should be a caffeine syring, Pulp Fiction Style.
🔗 14:20 Hiramas: has lrr played metro 2033 yet? the redux version is quite good
🔗 14:20Pyrelight: You started it Kathleen :< your yawn patient 0 :<
🔗 14:20Mowdownjoe: !yawncount
🔗 14:20 LRRbot: 11 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:20Master_Gunner: oh, we have one
🔗 14:20 Prospero101: I did, in fact, just yawn.
🔗 14:20 AdmiralMemo:
"Oh yeah, yawning... I can yawn!"
LOL
🔗 14:20Taichanie: Kathleen has Energy!
🔗 14:20 Frage069: Yawnpocolipse
🔗 14:20 Anubis169: it's ok chat is cool to reeEeEEEEaeaahhhh *yawn*
🔗 14:20 JohnLockeCole: CaffeinatedLemur, you are too nice
🔗 14:20 Lakedaemonii: which is awesome
🔗 14:20 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:20 esperchld: no, chat is most definately not nice
🔗 14:20 Stoffern: Engage yawn override
🔗 14:20 Angnor33: I caught the yawn...
🔗 14:20Dumorimasoddaa: yay I'm OFFICALLY NICE lrrAWESOME
🔗 14:20Master_Gunner does not pay attention
🔗 14:20 Arakasi01: First time I've ever heard any chat be described as 'nice'.
🔗 14:20Eldrin13: the day kathleen yawned...
🔗 14:20 DirgeNovak: Quick! Everyone insult Kathleen so she'll stop reading us!
🔗 14:20Dumorimasoddaa: oh way
🔗 14:20 Navarran: Also if you dont' ever yawn because someone else does you may be a psychopath
🔗 14:20 Aarek:

🔗 14:20 Zeke229: WE ARE NO NICE YOU...PRETTY LADY
🔗 14:20hardLlached: Greetings all. and someone needs to go back to Algorithms class. It's not constant Big O.
🔗 14:20Muffincider: Haha I'm not yawn- GOD DAMN IT, KATHLEEN
🔗 14:20 Nightvalien28: Hiramas, alex played last light a long time ago
🔗 14:20 BlackDragonMTG:
yawning isn't contagious 
🔗 14:20 Ravynn: Stream that!
🔗 14:20DrPandaFace: the chat is cool! don't stop reading us!!!
🔗 14:20 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 14:20 AdmiralMemo: And now I'm ACTUALLY yawning... Dangit!
🔗 14:20 DrRockor: my life is complete!
🔗 14:20 CantWearHats: outstanding!
🔗 14:20 Nightvalien28: GOAT
🔗 14:20 Diserasta:

🔗 14:20 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:20 DrRockor:

🔗 14:20 koizom:

🔗 14:20Puhnkss: Goat simulator... or BUG simulator??
🔗 14:20 Anubis169:

🔗 14:20lordlundar:
🔗 14:20 AdmiralMemo: I wish it ran on my Android device
🔗 14:20 carry_on_crow:

🔗 14:20 Sarah_Serinde:
I may need to get that, since my laptop apparently can't handle the PC version 
🔗 14:20 CaptainEnder7:

🔗 14:20 Viking_Sleyheron:
Its a bug hunt! 
🔗 14:20 Jondare:

🔗 14:20 CantWearHats: will they be porting bus from the iOS versions to other versions of the game?
🔗 14:20 JonciA: Kathleen is in Decaf form?
🔗 14:20 VmKid:

🔗 14:20 Nightvalien28: five nights at freedy is also on IOS
🔗 14:20 Navarran: Dogs yawn socially too. If a human yawns properly near a dog, the dog will yawn too
🔗 14:20ZeroArcana: goat goals
🔗 14:20 Tuckiozi: *yawn intensifies*
🔗 14:20Decaped: Is Hatoful Boyfriend a story this week? it got released.
🔗 14:20 Ceris75:
yawn
🔗 14:20 zyme86:

🔗 14:20 Chemistring:
I admire their dedication to bug preservation.
🔗 14:21 zarr0: oooh i hope addition bugs
🔗 14:21 EiranAlestain: Jay, goats everywhere
🔗 14:21 goatprince2: excited bleat
🔗 14:21 koizom: I'm getting super yawn-y now
🔗 14:21 VmKid: [GOATS INTENSIFY]
🔗 14:21 Hiramas: goat sim on my tablet? yay!
🔗 14:21 Raiz0k: What if the bug on mobile means that a bug is not ported from the desktop?
🔗 14:21Eldrin13: im expecting goat seizures
🔗 14:21 Piperlyon: come on, don't just directly copy the bugs, let the iOS version get its own bugs
🔗 14:21 Raiz0k: BUGCEPTION
🔗 14:21Puhnkss: Goat there
🔗 14:21 EldraziOutlaw:

🔗 14:21 LRRbot:
12 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:21 Havok4: Primary problem to be solved in goat sim "everything is too neat".
🔗 14:21 Aarek: or dragging them into the science hole
🔗 14:21 Frage069: Like how to make a tall goat
🔗 14:21 AdmiralMemo:
Be sure not to buy Goat STIMULATOR... That's a totally different game. 
🔗 14:21 Scoopifer: Goat simulator is VERY boring after about 20 minutes. even MORE boring if you have seen it played already
🔗 14:21Puhnkss: And by there, i mean mobile platforms
🔗 14:21Spolin: Solve the problem of how to get Giant Goat into the science hole
🔗 14:21 Swamplor: @Navarran, do you have to "yawn properly" near a dog, or yawn, "properly near" a dog
🔗 14:21 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 14:21 LRRbot: mowdownjoe: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 14:21GifLordSimon: the police force of my island tweeted about finding a goat a few days ago
🔗 14:21 Trippzen: Crossing the streams with Hatoful Boyfriend?
🔗 14:21OneirosGolem: Woo, threeway!
🔗 14:21 Viking_Sleyheron: Goat simulator and Zoo-race has been my favorite streams so far this year
🔗 14:21 esperchld: They can all voice act it
🔗 14:21Eldrin13: 3-way sounds reasonable
🔗 14:21 Ravynn: Threewaystream!
🔗 14:21 Navarran: Swamplor: It has to be a "real yawn" not a pretend one
🔗 14:21 Nightvalien28: four way yaya
🔗 14:21Erbkaiser: Will pigeon-sempai notice you?
🔗 14:21 Tuckiozi: Whooo threewat!
🔗 14:21 Piperlyon: but who gets the cat ears?
🔗 14:214dSwissCheese: Who gets to stream D4?
🔗 14:21Lord_ZYRK:
Threeway on stream? Sweet 
🔗 14:21Anaerin: It's okay, if it's in a three-way...
🔗 14:21Corland: It's ok when it's in a 3 way.
🔗 14:21 Nightvalien28: sweet yeah
🔗 14:21 Anubis169: you're going to VA it?
🔗 14:21 Anubis169:

🔗 14:21Muffincider: YEEEEEEEEEEES
🔗 14:21 SohNata: Cooing The Streams!
🔗 14:21 emberBecky: yesss
🔗 14:21DrPandaFace: Goat Simulator: The game with a lot of bugs
🔗 14:21 CaffeinatedLemur: nice
🔗 14:22Pandasandpancakes: YES
🔗 14:22 Anubis169 bounces
🔗 14:22 Frage069: Awesome
🔗 14:22hardLlached: Menage a Stream
🔗 14:22Puhnkss: Looking forward
🔗 14:22n_mandrag: ohhhh yeeeaaaaaas
🔗 14:22 Nightvalien28: oh yeah
🔗 14:22 adi_pie: Crossing the pigeons.
🔗 14:22 CaptainEnder7: Excellent!
🔗 14:22 EiranAlestain: Hatoful Boyfriend threeway? That sounds to dirty.
🔗 14:22 BlackDragonMTG:
did we ever get giant
down the science hole?
🔗 14:22 AdmiralMemo: Crossing the Boyfriends
🔗 14:22 PMAvers: Crossing the Menage-a-tois?
🔗 14:22Eldrin13: time for an open relationship
🔗 14:22 LRRbot:
13 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:22 Nightvalien28: please say when I need to prepare tof rthat
🔗 14:22 esperchld: DrPandaFace, Goat sim is the one game with no bugs
🔗 14:22lordlundar: Sorry Kathleen, but I don't like the idea of a game developer saying that bugs ARE features. No interest in it because of it.
🔗 14:22HailtheRNG: !storm
🔗 14:22 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 13
🔗 14:22hardLlached: Kathleen stop it!
🔗 14:22OneirosGolem: Does that count as a pardonfuck?
🔗 14:22 AdmiralMemo: BlackDragonMTG: You missed that? YES WE DID.
🔗 14:22 RebelliousUno: That's teh Watch and Play
🔗 14:22 Ravynn: Graham Tilts at the Yawning!
🔗 14:22 mtg21: get on my level "mods"
🔗 14:22 Prospero101:
Get moar sleep, Kathleen. 
🔗 14:22 LRRbot: mowdownjoe: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 14:22GifLordSimon: someone feed kathleen coffee
🔗 14:22 VmKid: Take a bloody nap, Kathleen!
🔗 14:22Lord_ZYRK can't stop yawning now, either
🔗 14:22Puhnkss: Jesus Christ singstar? Supersingstar?
🔗 14:22 billthecrazycat: didn't they show that at e3?
🔗 14:22 EiranAlestain: That is interesting
🔗 14:22Bond2King: it's not furry when it's a fourway
🔗 14:22 Papperslappen: Threeway "Come on, it'll be fun"
🔗 14:22 Viking_Sleyheron:
I have onitophobia.... This game MIGHT not be for me
But LRR threesome? I am so conflicted!
🔗 14:22 DirgeNovak: Second Checkpoint take will just be YAAAAWNS
🔗 14:22 aesir_blade: Kathleen's internal clock's in Europe
🔗 14:22Erbkaiser: Will they finally remove the Singstar crap from the PS3 dashboard?
🔗 14:22 VmKid: Reminds be a bit of Fibbage, which you play with a bunch of phones.
🔗 14:22 AdmiralMemo:
Hey Kathleen... Bet you can't yawn... 
🔗 14:22 Anubis169: [YAWN INTENSIFIES]
🔗 14:22 mtg21:
beat ya too it CWH 
🔗 14:23hardLlached: Singstar gets better with Beer
🔗 14:23 Diserasta: @Aesir_blade Or Australia
🔗 14:23 Raiz0k: They explicitly said that bugs *that are funn* are features, not *all* bugs.
🔗 14:23 CantWearHats: ack I missed it mtg21! ya got me
🔗 14:23Decaped: Viking_ Hatoful Boyfriend will help you get over your fear of birds.
🔗 14:23lordlundar: Goddamn it! I thought Karaoke died!
🔗 14:23 mtg21: ouch Graham, i see my work goes un noticed
🔗 14:23 Piperlyon: hardLlached: all music games get better with alcohol
🔗 14:23 TodayIamRee: guys I can't stop yawning now
🔗 14:23DrPandaFace: i think kathleen should showcase the i phone 6
🔗 14:23 togashinaruta: Well, now I'm yawning....
🔗 14:23 zarr0: I like singstar but i enjoy watching people sing poorly
🔗 14:23 mtg21: BURN on my face
🔗 14:23 Anubis169: oooo that looks sweet
🔗 14:23 TodayIamRee: i blame all of you
🔗 14:23 Ceris75: CWH do you have Kathleen's yawns in gif form?
🔗 14:23Puhnkss: Raiz0k Hashtag, notallbugs?
🔗 14:23 JohnLockeCole: yes
🔗 14:23 zyme86: Cathleen are you bored?
🔗 14:23 Anubis169: Flash!
🔗 14:23 RebelliousUno: Flash doesn't get muted lol
🔗 14:23 Anubis169: AAAAAHHHHHHH
🔗 14:23 Piperlyon: DO IT!
🔗 14:23OneirosGolem: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaah
🔗 14:23 Nightvalien28: SING
🔗 14:23 JohnLockeCole: FLASH AHHHH ahhhhhh
🔗 14:23 Navarran: Stands for everyone one of us!
🔗 14:23 CantWearHats: Ceris75, I don't feel like that's something I want to gif xD
🔗 14:23Eldrin13: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 14:23 Arakasi01: I want to see Kathleen sing that at the start of Adam's stream.
🔗 14:23 Raiz0k: @Puhnkss noooooooooo
🔗 14:23 MousseFilledKitten: Damn, I need to leave for the bus home in 7 minutes.
🔗 14:23Sordidambition: You never need an excuse for Queen!
🔗 14:23 DirgeNovak: DO IT NAOW
🔗 14:23Lord_ZYRK:
mtg21 for mod 2014 
🔗 14:23 carry_on_crow: do it now!
🔗 14:23Clockwork_Penguin: dundundundundundundundundundun
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (23m ago)
🔗 14:23 AdmiralMemo: Flash... AAAAAAAAH!
🔗 14:23Muffincider: Do it now anyway
🔗 14:23 Swamplor: I think now Kathleen HAS to sing Flash Gordon
🔗 14:23Daddarius: Graham. thats exactly what I thought
🔗 14:23olivias_bulge: he'll save every one of us!
🔗 14:23Bulverik: why cant twitch chat on android have clickable links sigh
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 13
🔗 14:24CompletelyUnsure: savior of the universe
🔗 14:24 BlackDragonMTG: bye bbl
🔗 14:24Taichanie: Is Kathleen going to play. "My Twin Brother Made Me Crossdress As Him And Now I Have To Deal With A Geeky Stalker And A Domme Beauty Who Want Me In A Bind!! or, Ladykiller in a Bind"
🔗 14:24Golldum: FFLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHH GORDON
🔗 14:24 Zipa8: You never need an excuse to sing Quene
🔗 14:24 Chemistring: Woo!
🔗 14:24 TodayIamRee: HTML5! AAAAAA! SAVIOR OF THE...wait, hang on
🔗 14:24 Piperlyon: quick! someone sub as Flash_AHAHHHHH
🔗 14:24 Havok4: Kitting with detcord.
🔗 14:24 mtg21: i second your nomination Lord_zyrk
🔗 14:24 LetsHaveToast: "All Things Chemically"
🔗 14:24 Chemistring: Noice.
🔗 14:24 mtg21:

🔗 14:24Mowdownjoe: YESSSSSSSS ADAM Y.... wait, damn it, reflexes!
🔗 14:24 Scoopifer: I would LOVE to know when you are going to fix your youtube channel ALWAYS saying you are streaming.... even at 4 in the morning.f
🔗 14:24 Ravynn: Chemistring blow something up for us!
🔗 14:24Foxmar320:
just got here. looks like i missed everything 
🔗 14:24MetricFurlong: Taichanie: that's quite a title
🔗 14:24 Arakasi01: Was my resub not logged at all?
🔗 14:24 Anubis169: somebody sub with Yaaaaawn
🔗 14:24 TodayIamRee: Taichanie, I really hope some Christine Love games get played on stream some time
🔗 14:24 Sampy104: Alberta = Texas of Canada (or so I hear)
🔗 14:24Okipokute: bonus explosions
🔗 14:24scrizati: Explosive craft objects are needed
🔗 14:24DrPandaFace: I love your advertising skills
🔗 14:24 Hiramas: catching up on escapist stuff, see you at gplp
🔗 14:24Camthelion: Chat your mods!
🔗 14:24 MTG_Jake: foxmar they are doing a retake shortly
🔗 14:24 adi_pie: What was that novelty sub account?
🔗 14:24 CantWearHats:
Foxmar320, they'll be doing a re-do of checkpoint at the end so it's all good 
🔗 14:24 Chemistring: It's ok, I'm not really from Alberta. I just play an Albertan in real life.
🔗 14:24Okipokute: BONUS children
🔗 14:24 VmKid: RIP Lord_Hosk
🔗 14:24hardLlached: 4 but only 3 are adorable
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno:
Well not that I know of 
🔗 14:24 adi_pie: What was that novelty sub account list link? *
🔗 14:24MetricFurlong: ever-increasing number of Hosklings
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo: He has extra children
🔗 14:25 mercano82: Well, that would be one way to break the news
🔗 14:25 Viking_Sleyheron: Ok... so big corporate audit comming at work... so need my beauty.. ok my ugly-sleep... have a good evening chat.
🔗 14:25Eldrin13: is a bonus child like a bonus stream?
🔗 14:25 CantWearHats: Hosk will straight ban you
🔗 14:25Canttnac: yet he won't open the door to the username factory to let me out
🔗 14:25 RebelliousUno: Don't forget the collatoral damage
🔗 14:25Puhnkss: The extra chrildren are actually just his cats
🔗 14:25 CantWearHats: don't eff with the Hosk clan
🔗 14:25 Zeke229:
Lord_Hosk is the 4th child 
🔗 14:25 Tripleyew: 'night, Viking
🔗 14:25Canttnac: *** wrong username
🔗 14:25Puhnkss: children*
🔗 14:25 mtg21: that went weird at the end lol
🔗 14:25 Nightvalien28: HAIL HOSK
🔗 14:25Anaerin: Eye-vomiting?
🔗 14:25 VmKid: Hosk is his own child
🔗 14:25 Trippzen: "The iVomit, new from Apple"
🔗 14:25MetricFurlong: Kathleen 'Eye-Vomitting' De Vere
🔗 14:25Lord_ZYRK:
We don't count Hosk's children from his secret family 
🔗 14:25 Piperlyon: wow, eye vomiting is now a thing
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo:
Hosk wants to ban me, but... 
🔗 14:25Clockwork_Penguin: dat imagery
🔗 14:25GifLordSimon just subscribed!
🔗 14:25 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, GifLordSimon! (Today's storm count: 14)
🔗 14:25Daddarius: darksteelcellphone I luaghed so much!
🔗 14:25 VmKid:

🔗 14:25 DrRockor: excessive Hosk causes eye vomitting
🔗 14:25 All_Mankind: now i'm picturing The Corinthian eye-vomiting
🔗 14:25 Piperlyon: Featherweight_ get on it
🔗 14:25 Nightvalien28:

🔗 14:25 MousseFilledKitten: Lord_hosk is also a triangle
🔗 14:25 TyranicMoron:

🔗 14:26 GifLordSimon: now i too, have a triangle
🔗 14:26 mtg21: The floor is literally lava
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: Hosk! AAAAAAAH! Savior of the Universe!
🔗 14:26DrPandaFace: "eye vomiting" Kathleen 2014
🔗 14:26Darksteelcellphone: @Daddarius, first LRR vid i watched, still one of my favs
🔗 14:26 Anubis169: Paul died so many times the deathcount button subscribed and told them to stop
🔗 14:26 Tripleyew: Damnit, All_mankind, now that's an image that will stick
🔗 14:26 GifLordSimon:
wait, where is my triangle 
🔗 14:26 GifLordSimon: oh there it is
🔗 14:26 adi_pie: The Hosklings, for when haemolacria is not enough, try eye vomiting.
🔗 14:26 DirgeNovak: D'aaaaaw
🔗 14:26Daddarius: Lol me too
🔗 14:26 Anubis169: it put up a fight
🔗 14:26Okipokute: eye vomit should be a spell like eyebite
🔗 14:26 D3fr0st5: lord_hosk is the illuminati
🔗 14:26 Arakasi01: Why was my resub not logged?
🔗 14:26 ImStuckInAUsernameFactory: there we go that's better
🔗 14:26 TodayIamRee: Is the teleprompter on the ceiling?
🔗 14:26 Navarran: LRR trivia chat: What was the sketch with someone saying to graham "also the floor is lava" and graham going ".....***!"
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: Always armored... Even during sex.
🔗 14:26MetricFurlong: Arakasi01: blame twitch
🔗 14:26 CantWearHats: Arakasi01, was it automatic? or had it lapsed?
🔗 14:26 D3fr0st5: arakasi because twitch kind of suck at this...
🔗 14:26 Ravynn:
Graham makes the best faces 
🔗 14:27 All_Mankind: it is through the cracks in the armor that we breathe
🔗 14:27 mtg21: Navarran did alex say that line?
🔗 14:27 Arakasi01: It was lapsed and I resubbed at the start of the stream.
🔗 14:27 zyme86: chain mail is very perimiavle but no good against arrows
🔗 14:27sibh8ter: grahams face
🔗 14:27MetricFurlong: Navarran: wasn't that a crapshot?
🔗 14:27 CantWearHats:
bees
🔗 14:27 LetsHaveToast: BEANS?
🔗 14:27 Nightvalien28: I need an armour cup
🔗 14:27 Ravynn: What about Wasps?
🔗 14:27 Diserasta: Don't even worry about it
🔗 14:27Thysane: Kathleen "Bee? *** 'EM" De Vere
🔗 14:27 Always_Armoured: that was better than i had hoped for
🔗 14:27 VmKid: NOT DA BEEEES
🔗 14:27 Raiz0k: Because Nike is VICTORY.
🔗 14:27Lancer873: "Bees? *** 'EM!" Love it. Print it on a novelty sub.
🔗 14:27Puhnkss: Always Armor? New from Always for those titanic flow days?
🔗 14:27Eldrin13: chastity belt?
🔗 14:27Lord_ZYRK: Armor full of BEEES
🔗 14:27 Navarran:
I'll be honest, I don't remember myself 
🔗 14:27 RebelliousUno: LRRbot, triggers it as a Resub, but doesn't trigger the storm count I think
🔗 14:27sibh8ter: jeopardy theme
🔗 14:27 CaffeinatedLemur: Bee Armor is super effective
🔗 14:27 Chemistring:
Working the system to my advantage. Awwwww yeah. 
🔗 14:27 D3fr0st5: resubs sometime count... sometime don't...
🔗 14:27 Navarran: It probably was a crapshot but I had it in my head as a Commodore Hustle Metricfurlong
🔗 14:28CompletelyUnsure: under armor if by owned by Nike, it's its own company
🔗 14:28 GifLordSimon: ARMOR FOR BEEJ?!
🔗 14:28 Arakasi01: Difficult name is difficult ;D
🔗 14:28 mtg21: she forgot where she was didnt she lol
🔗 14:28Pyrelight: Armored bee knight.
🔗 14:28 AdmiralMemo: Graham just frozen
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: fill kathleen with coffee
🔗 14:28 Piperlyon: "I'm not actually a knight, I'm just BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
🔗 14:28Anaerin: Queue "The Girl from Ipanema"
🔗 14:28 VmKid: kathleen.exe has stopped working
🔗 14:28MetricFurlong: Navarran: either way, it was Graham saying it to Alex
🔗 14:28Eldrin13: armored bee knight? where was that in shovel knight
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: what do you mean most
🔗 14:28MadWaltz: They left the human-killing bugs that were fun
🔗 14:28Yaaaaaawn just subscribed!
🔗 14:28 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Yaaaaaawn! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 14:28Lord_ZYRK:
Arakasi01 is my favorite mecha animu 
🔗 14:28 Anubis169: wahahahahaha
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: hahahah
🔗 14:28 VmKid:

🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: best sub
🔗 14:28 D3fr0st5:

🔗 14:28 TodayIamRee: What do you mean REMOVING bugs?
🔗 14:28 Raiz0k:

🔗 14:28 GifLordSimon: Human-killing bugs? Do you mean... BEES?
🔗 14:28Camthelion: Destruction Sheep?
🔗 14:28Puhnkss: Arakasi01 is it 64-bit?
🔗 14:28 adi_pie:
Ha, that sub. 
🔗 14:29 Ravynn:
Suuuuub hype 
🔗 14:29 Navarran: Sheep. The only cure for a robot that goes full aasimov
🔗 14:29 Arakasi01: It's 94 bit. That's why it has no bugs.
🔗 14:29DrPandaFace: giant fighting robot, three greatest words in the world
🔗 14:29Polygonatron: A bit late but on the Spacebase thing, the reason double fine is having trouble doing the indie thing is because they are actually paying their workers salary, it makes a significant difference in your burnrate
🔗 14:29 Diserasta: That ALL the other ones did? Oh dear
🔗 14:29 AdmiralMemo: OK, Kathleen's description was so intense, it made Twitch burp.
🔗 14:29MetricFurlong: I vote second interpretation
🔗 14:29 Navarran: Is it part 1 of 2
🔗 14:29 Tuckiozi: It's a touchstone?
🔗 14:29 RebelliousUno: Snorsh Culture's A Stone?
🔗 14:29 LetsHaveToast: Growing crystals??????
🔗 14:29BaronVonRatsworth: Snorsh is a cultural touch stone for Lrr? Maybe?
🔗 14:29 Raiz0k: Stone Age something?
🔗 14:29 Stoffern: Culture up that rock...culture it real good...?
🔗 14:29 All_Mankind: i guess all of Snorshian art, writing, and everything it values is a stone
🔗 14:29 Anubis169: Twitch nicks are 25-characters long
🔗 14:29Eldrin13: snorsh's biology labs are so bad that all they can culture is a stone?
🔗 14:29Anaerin: [fuppin' intensifies]
🔗 14:30 Arakasi01: I guess they were stonned while making that sub account?
🔗 14:30 zyme86: monique, not thats a blast from the past
🔗 14:30 Zanzabar_: damit yaaawn, now im doing it too
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: Wait... Who is that third person?
🔗 14:30Erbkaiser: Snorsh culture is best appreciated when stoned
🔗 14:30 zyme86: she's not dead?
🔗 14:30 CantWearHats: Merry Fuppin Christmas
🔗 14:30 TodayIamRee: "Reprising their roles from Precious" oh god oh god
🔗 14:30 LetsHaveToast: snorsh_cultures_a_stone
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: Gabrey Sidikay? (sp?)
🔗 14:30Puhnkss: Not EVEN bluray
🔗 14:30HummingbirdJames: so the new metal gear has a dog buddy
🔗 14:30 togashinaruta: Snorsh tried to do human cloning, but the best they could do was put a rock in a culture dish?
🔗 14:30 Yaaaaaawn: Heeey guys, you feelin tired?
🔗 14:30 RebelliousUno: Have a happy fuppin new year
🔗 14:30Darksteelcellphone: "snorsh" as in a swedish slang for cannabis?
🔗 14:30 BlueMechanic: Damn, someone stole my script
🔗 14:30grimAuxilliam: They are busy rock farming
🔗 14:30Saiconjr: Syfy will air that every Christmas
🔗 14:31Taichanie: DVD? Clearly it will be on betamax.
🔗 14:31 VmKid: Someone !explain snorsh pls.
🔗 14:31Okipokute: maybe they're culturing a stone like you culture a bacteria... maybe not
🔗 14:31 LetsHaveToast: SUBMARINES IN THE OCEAN
🔗 14:31 LadyRhian: The stone
is it a Rolling Stone?
🔗 14:31 RebelliousUno: !explain snorsh
🔗 14:31 LRRbot: Snorsh is a fictional Eastern European country that Kathleen made up during a subscriber commercial. It has 2 TV stations, both of which feature David Caruso. Its national animal is a weagle, which is a hybrid of a weasel and a beagle.
🔗 14:31 D3fr0st5: all hail the sub-ocean
🔗 14:31 Piperlyon: would snorsh_cultures_a_stone please explain if they're still in the chat?
🔗 14:31 DirgeNovak: Darksteelcellphne Is that real?
🔗 14:31 Havtorn_Epsilon: No
🔗 14:31 Tuckiozi: I guess culture as a verb?
🔗 14:31 LetsHaveToast: SUBBED OCEAN BECAUSE OF THE SUBMARINES
🔗 14:31 zarr0: is it like how therapist is also the rapist if you add a space?
🔗 14:31Aeonik_: canadians are weird
🔗 14:31Darksteelcellphone: Ye, at least in my area
🔗 14:31 GifLordSimon: sounds like a Virginia Woolf booke
🔗 14:31 AdmiralMemo: I only JUST got that joke...
🔗 14:31 Arakasi01: I cultured all over the place.
🔗 14:31 Bronzefinger: Is anyone else having trouble with the stream? I get a bit of video and then buffering, even on low quality.
🔗 14:31 All_Mankind: my cousin who doesn't play videogames watched the Prayer Warriors stream the other day, and loved it
🔗 14:31 Papperslappen: Snorsh Culture a Stone?
🔗 14:31QuarterNote_: cultural touchtstone?
🔗 14:31 ChroniclerC: Hai gais!
🔗 14:31 Piperlyon: !novelty
🔗 14:31 Scoopifer: I wish I wasnt currently subbed so I could get a Kathmercial
🔗 14:31 LetsHaveToast: snorsh_cultures_a_stone pls explain
🔗 14:31 Anubis169: hi there ChroniclerC
🔗 14:31Puhnkss: Gee La Pointe
🔗 14:31 Anubis169: Navarran: did you say it was part 1 of 2?
🔗 14:32NimrodXIV: Snorsh does have an urban dictionary entry...
🔗 14:32 AdmiralMemo: Culturing a stone? Like cell cultures in lab? But Snorsh is poor, so they don't have cells?
🔗 14:32 Havok4: Erotic Lighthouse/sea slashfic.
🔗 14:32Puhnkss: Hashtag WalrusYes
🔗 14:32 Snorsh_Cultures_a_Stone: meant to be a cultural touch stone joke. my bad
🔗 14:32 Kthanid: Maybe they're trying to imbue a stone with all the culture of snorsh?
🔗 14:32 Navarran: Anubis169: I was making that assumption
🔗 14:32 CantWearHats:
everything was long 
🔗 14:32 JohnLockeCole: !explain snorsh_cultures_a_stone
🔗 14:32 zarr0: Is it the sign at the border to Snorsh.Snorsh. Give a stone culture.
🔗 14:32 GifLordSimon: should've prepared better, light-house man
🔗 14:32 Raiz0k: @Admiralmemo where do they lock up the dissidents then?
🔗 14:32 LetsHaveToast: loadingreadyrun " meant to be a cultural touch stone joke. my bad"
🔗 14:32Lord_ZYRK: Longest of johns
🔗 14:32 D3fr0st5: get to it people
🔗 14:32 Stoffern: Im not sure how MORE than one deck of cards would be less boring than just the one
🔗 14:32 Tuckiozi: well, you asked for it
🔗 14:32Solomon_Kain: The Ocean who Subbed, a story of Interlifeform BDSM Romance.
🔗 14:32 VmKid: Well now someone has to actually draw that before DB.
🔗 14:32 Navarran: Cue Littlekuriboh joke
🔗 14:32Sordidambition: Maybe the kidnapped biologist is up to more snorsh shenanigans. Stone is grow! like chia pet, but it Rocks!
🔗 14:32 Piperlyon: alright, someone get on that in time for Desert Bus
🔗 14:32 Diserasta: I'll write that
🔗 14:32Anaerin: Guy the Dom, with the ocean who subbed.
🔗 14:33Croooooooow_t_robot: everything was long, quite the philosophical statement.
🔗 14:33 RebelliousUno: other than David Caruso?
🔗 14:33 Tuckiozi: It's a literal stone.
🔗 14:33 Rcraddz:
According to urban dictionary Snorsh is sex using Taco Bell hot sauce 
🔗 14:33 Navarran: David caruso: They all touch him. its in his contract
🔗 14:33 TodayIamRee: Snorsh culture primarily revolves around touching stones
🔗 14:33 Angnor33: It's like the Blarney Stone, but smaller.
🔗 14:33 Tripleyew: 50 Shades of Waves
🔗 14:33Erbkaiser: Weagle pelt tapestry
🔗 14:33 CantWearHats: their cultural touchstone is stealing other people with weagles
🔗 14:33 JohnLockeCole: weagle dressing?? David Caruso X Weagle slashfic
🔗 14:33 RebelliousUno: lol
🔗 14:33 TodayIamRee: It's all they have, besides weagles. And you can't safely touch weagles.
🔗 14:33 Zanzabar_: i think it would just be a stone they touch
🔗 14:33 LRRbot:
14 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:33Darksteelcellphone: Snorsh, also taco-bell sex appearntly, you learn something every day...
🔗 14:33 Anubis169: Whale Dong everybody
🔗 14:33 All_Mankind: Snorsh culture mostly involves 1960s american sitcoms
🔗 14:33DiamondTiki: Snorsh's cultural touchstone is a literaly stone that they touch
🔗 14:33 adi_pie: Can we get the Ocean into a Gimp suit?
🔗 14:33 Tuckiozi: It's a stone painted with a weagle
🔗 14:33 Mangledpixel: splish
🔗 14:33 Snorsh_Cultures_a_Stone: !stormcount
🔗 14:33 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 15
🔗 14:33DiamondTiki: THey assume it's culture
🔗 14:33 CantWearHats: engage snorshian
🔗 14:33 LetsHaveToast: the ocean who subbed: the ocean grows its own submarines and uses it to attack terrestrial lifeforms
🔗 14:33 KingJamesENigma: Vote for David Caruso to guest star in the Ocean Who Subbed
🔗 14:34 zyme86: is she russian?
🔗 14:34 Raiz0k: Snorshian!
🔗 14:34 CantWearHats: "I am Snorshian Tourist, dictator for life!"
🔗 14:34Taichanie: Shes Snorch!
🔗 14:34 Havok4: Shorsh mode activated.
🔗 14:34malc: !next Europe/Snorsh
🔗 14:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 11:59 PM SnST (34m ago)
🔗 14:34 ImStuckInAUsernameFactory: anybody else think that snorche only has a population of 1?
🔗 14:34Solomon_Kain: Glory to Arztoska!
🔗 14:34 Diserasta: Head of EVERYTHING
🔗 14:34 Yumore: okay so she's now just taken over the country
🔗 14:34 Piperlyon: oh god, when did we get to Snorsh? I thought I made sure to stay away from there
🔗 14:34NexVesica: Nice, he got his own tower.
🔗 14:34DocRobot:
romania on blast 
🔗 14:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (34m ago)
🔗 14:34Eldrin13: snorshes cultural touch stone is a literal stone
🔗 14:34 CantWearHats: [this character does not represent the views of LRR]
🔗 14:34 Raiz0k: Oooh, that not-a-princess envy...
🔗 14:34DiamondTiki: Perfect!
🔗 14:34Polygonatron: whats that accent?
🔗 14:34Anaerin: ImStuckInAUsernameFactory, 1 crazy woman, David Carouso, and a herd of Weagles.
🔗 14:34 VmKid: 1964 are the Dark Ages
🔗 14:34 theewolfwood723: We really need to have a Snorsh shirt
🔗 14:34 Arakasi01: I'm touching the stones, damn it!
🔗 14:34 RebelliousUno: we need a rope to stop people touching the Snorsh Culture Stone
🔗 14:34 Nightvalien28: the weagles are primodial creatures
🔗 14:34Darksteelcellphone: Someone's not a romanian princess.
🔗 14:34Taichanie: The accent is Snorch.
🔗 14:34 Piperlyon: Polygonatron: it's the Snorshian accent
🔗 14:35BaronVonRatsworth: Graham is best back ground dancer
🔗 14:35 Navarran: Graham "I'm touching the stones!" Stark
🔗 14:35 Raiz0k: Second on the shirt!
🔗 14:35 TodayIamRee: Yuri Gurgadolf, Snorshian baker and cultural visionary
🔗 14:35 Anubis169: Fibreglass Henge
🔗 14:35penguinbloke: The only good David Caruso is a crying David Caruso chained in a tower
🔗 14:35 Tuckiozi: Graham is the man that touches the stones
🔗 14:35Croooooooow_t_robot: that went different than I expected.
🔗 14:35 Jondare: wolfwood seconded
🔗 14:35Polygonatron: ah, that explains why it felt so familiar
🔗 14:35DiamondTiki: To be fair, it's still the Dark Ages in Snorsh
🔗 14:35 adi_pie: As an authentic Romanian, I'll allow any fun making of Romania on LRR streams and sketches.
🔗 14:35 Havok4: The snorshean ruins are built on top of the cyclopian rements of the the great race of yirth. But those don't count.
🔗 14:35 All_Mankind: the Snorshian renaissance was last friday
🔗 14:35Pyrelight: Yori hasn't died yet.
🔗 14:35 CantWearHats: Graham = ded
🔗 14:35 VmKid: Kathleen DeVere, Math Expert.
🔗 14:35Romangoro: Headcanon: The snorshian lady isn't any kind of official or government anything, she's just the only person in the country with a camera and microphone.
🔗 14:35 GifLordSimon: Touching The Stones is a good album name
🔗 14:35Eldrin13: graham "touches peoples' stones" stark
🔗 14:35 Anubis169 will now visit Snorshian Fibreglass Henge
🔗 14:35 TodayIamRee: someone subscribe as Yuri Gurgadolf
🔗 14:35 Diserasta: @Romangoro omg yes
🔗 14:35 ProtoRebel88: Kathleen's Snorshian Accent has gotten better.
🔗 14:35 D3fr0st5: !explain snorsh
🔗 14:35 LRRbot: Snorsh is a fictional Eastern European country that Kathleen made up during a subscriber commercial. It has 2 TV stations, both of which feature David Caruso. Its national animal is a weagle, which is a hybrid of a weasel and a beagle.
🔗 14:35 carry_on_crow: Oh god, please give us a Snorsh t-shirt
🔗 14:35 CantWearHats: that was a thing
🔗 14:35 kungfubanana: I would pay money for a snorshian video collection
🔗 14:35 Havtorn_Epsilon: Nono, electricity didn't come to Snorsh until the eighties.
🔗 14:35 Raiz0k: @Adi_pie doesn't Kathleen get at least part a vote anyway?
🔗 14:35 Nightvalien28: yes snorsh t-shirt let is be an angryweagle
🔗 14:35Daddarius: They're pebbles in a bucket
🔗 14:35Puhnkss: Really closer to pebbles
🔗 14:35 CaptainEnder7: I would totally buy a Snorsh t-shirt.
🔗 14:35 zarr0: Visit broadway with special act "Graham Stark: Stone Groper"
🔗 14:36 RebelliousUno: Uri GurGadolf
🔗 14:36Backwoodshuntergx: Hey what about me graham
🔗 14:36 Tripleyew: Snorsh: come for the David Caruso, stay for the rocks!
🔗 14:36Croooooooow_t_robot: snorsh accent is a lot like the arstosca accent.
🔗 14:36 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's the Stonehenge from Spinal Tap
🔗 14:36DrPandaFace: Snorshland, because who has the time for stone henge
🔗 14:36 DirgeNovak: They're actually just a concrete wall
🔗 14:36Polygonatron: glory to snorsh
🔗 14:36 VmKid: Has anyone actually drawn what a Weagle looks like?
🔗 14:36Eldrin13: could the stones be transported in a borsch?
🔗 14:36 Navarran: Snorsh and arstohstka share a border
🔗 14:36DrexB: Kathleeeeen I love youuuu!
🔗 14:36 Laserbeaks_Fury: Featherweight has
🔗 14:36 LetsHaveToast: Is chicken not vegan?
🔗 14:36Lord_ZYRK: VmKid, feathweight did
🔗 14:36 Nightvalien28: VmKid, I am sure featherweight did
🔗 14:36 adi_pie:
Raiz0k, she gets half a vote, she hasn't been here in a while. not since her coronation at least. 
🔗 14:36 Tuckiozi: Is the vegan heroic or is the food heroic?
🔗 14:36 Jondare: featherweightndrew one
🔗 14:36 Raiz0k: @Vmkid no one... alive.
🔗 14:36Taichanie: Are we able to post things in this chat?
🔗 14:36 LetsHaveToast: VEGAN SUPERPOWERS
🔗 14:36 TodayIamRee: Chickpeas and sesame?
🔗 14:36 GifLordSimon: the finest mix of BEEJ?!
🔗 14:36Puhnkss: Capt'n Fla
🔗 14:36 Ravynn: Shots...Fired?
🔗 14:36 Trippzen: "I visited Snorsh and all I got was this shirt...and mauled by a weagle" shirt?
🔗 14:36 CantWearHats: falafels may or may not be made from soylent green
🔗 14:36MetricFurlong: Tuckiozi: both
🔗 14:37 Havok4: Wizard Falafels
🔗 14:37 D3fr0st5: !featherweight
🔗 14:37 RebelliousUno: Falafels are people?!
🔗 14:37 Arakasi01: Proud murderer since '94
🔗 14:37 CaffeinatedLemur: Falafel magic strunk in this meta
🔗 14:37 Anubis169: Soylent Falafel?
🔗 14:37 Angnor33: Don't yawn!
🔗 14:37 TodayIamRee: veagle
🔗 14:37DiamondTiki: Falafel green
🔗 14:37Polygonatron: soylent green is the "all vegan" version of soylent
🔗 14:37 LetsHaveToast: I had a swell vegan burger in MSP a few weeks back, SO GOOD
🔗 14:37 Tuckiozi: veagle?!
🔗 14:37 Arakasi01: And that is now a thing.
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🔗 14:37Eldrin13: the snorsh vegan
🔗 14:37 RebelliousUno: My Little Pony: Falafels is Magic
🔗 14:37Anaerin: Unleash Ze Veagles!
🔗 14:37 Navarran: Russian weagles. Veagles
🔗 14:37 TodayIamRee: Is veagle like weagle veal?
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🔗 14:37Daddarius: Bianca Fern Bustforth-Williams runs It
🔗 14:37 Papperslappen: Aww, Now I want falafel. But mondays are burrito days.
🔗 14:37 Ravynn:
Suuub Hype! X2!
🔗 14:37Croooooooow_t_robot: is there a reason all these made up countries accents are eastern European other that it's a funny accent?
🔗 14:37shadowmaster132: I visited Snorsh and all I got was my out with my life
🔗 14:37 Angnor33:

🔗 14:37Eldrin13: oh god weagle veal
🔗 14:37 adi_pie: Veagles are Weagles that only eat Vegans and Vegetarians.
🔗 14:37 AdmiralMemo: Veagles? People who only eat weagles?
🔗 14:37 zarr0: Do weagles eat animals or just maul them for fun?
🔗 14:37 Anubis169: Veagles, an attempt to genetically engineer a weagle that does not savage a person on sight... it was eaten by the other weagles
🔗 14:37 Navarran:
Awesome CWH 
🔗 14:37 Raiz0k: @Adi_pie oh you know, that's justified, territory doesn't retake itself
🔗 14:38 Navarran: Thats a pretty good loop cwh
🔗 14:38 VmKid: Veagles are like the Snorshian unicorns. They are what Snorsh citizens dream of since they're not deadly and horrible.
🔗 14:38Cantwearcats: Weagles in bee armour?
🔗 14:38 AdmiralMemo:
"The Full Kathleen Commercial Experience" <- I would pay for this, but I'm too lazy to let my sub lapse. 
🔗 14:38Anaerin: Veagles are Weagles that only eat Vegetarians? I can get behind that.
🔗 14:38Eldrin13: two stearing wheels....
🔗 14:38 Tuckiozi: Sold only in Snorsh.
🔗 14:38 Anubis169: aaaand REV IT UP
🔗 14:39Eldrin13: requires two drivers
🔗 14:39 Raiz0k: Steering by Collective!
🔗 14:39 CantWearHats: the Ew
🔗 14:39HummingbirdJames: what happens when the two drivers drive in different directions?
🔗 14:39 Havok4: We are in the same boat memo.
🔗 14:39Anaerin: Wait, is this Honda or Volkswagon?
🔗 14:39Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me just subscribed!
🔗 14:39 LRRbot:
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🔗 14:39 adi_pie: The EWW, European Weagle Whisperers.
🔗 14:39 zarr0: So thats what a Graham and Paul Wacky Races looks like
🔗 14:39 Raiz0k:
"yet" 
🔗 14:39DocRobot: Unless you're Romanian or Snorshian, right?
🔗 14:39 Ravynn:
Suuub Hype!
🔗 14:39 RebelliousUno: How have I only just noticed the !advice comment on the lrrbot webpage lol
🔗 14:39Croooooooow_t_robot: I like the added experience of Paul and Graham miming the commercial.
🔗 14:39SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 14:39 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (39m ago)
🔗 14:39 AdmiralMemo: Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me... You are so so hilarious
🔗 14:39 TodayIamRee: The Ewwro has proved less stable than we originally though
🔗 14:39 Tripleyew: So Snorsh has started it's own political body, the EW, after the Romanian's sank their efforts to get admitted to the EU?
🔗 14:39 DirgeNovak: Kathleen "We're Not Racists Here" de Vere
🔗 14:39 LetsHaveToast:

🔗 14:39 TodayIamRee: thought*
🔗 14:39DiamondTiki:

🔗 14:39 Aracuda: would the terrible, polluting factory actually improve the Snorsh landscape? i confess, ive not been to Snorsh myself
🔗 14:39 Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: Thanks bro....
🔗 14:40 VmKid: Kathleen "Not Racist But" DeVere.
🔗 14:40 Tuckiozi: The European Weagle?
🔗 14:40DiamondTiki: THat sub
🔗 14:40YuriGurgadolf just subscribed!
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🔗 14:40RMills90:
The Snorshian accent is actually Snorsh's cultural touchstone 
🔗 14:40 Havok4: I like the idea that the snorshian accent is just done by their head of tourism to make it seem exotic. They actually just speak like midwestern united states people.
🔗 14:40 RebelliousUno: Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me, that's brilliant
🔗 14:40 VmKid:

🔗 14:40 TodayIamRee:

🔗 14:40DocRobot: Graham "I'm Too Racist to do A Japanese Accent" Starke
🔗 14:40 YuriGurgadolf: Hahhaha It is me Yuri, the builder of the touchstone
🔗 14:40 LetsHaveToast: OMG THEY DID IT
🔗 14:40 adi_pie:
I'll allow any Romanian racism, as an authentic Romanian, it's in my power right, fake Romanian Kathleen? 
🔗 14:40 All_Mankind: the poor quality of the bedrock itself required a lot of extra bracing
🔗 14:40Dumorimasoddaa: Wefgels and alcholism the problems with runing a factory in snorsh
🔗 14:40Polygonatron: Considering the tax breaks maybe DoubleFine should have their studio in Snorshia?
🔗 14:40 koizom: Thanks guys!
🔗 14:40 TodayIamRee: adi_pie, Kathleen is a genuine Romanian princess
🔗 14:40DrPandaFace: Snorshland, embrace the snorsh...
🔗 14:40 TodayIamRee: She's just a fake Snorshian
🔗 14:40Pyrelight: It has only natural emissions
🔗 14:41 Miracleknight: Wrong, it has Weagle Emissions.
🔗 14:41 adi_pie:
A genuine fake Romanian Princess, TodayIamRee. 
🔗 14:41Pyrelight: (random farts)
🔗 14:41 Miracleknight: It literally emits weagles
🔗 14:41 Lakedaemonii:
don't all cars have good emissions if they don't go anywhere? 
🔗 14:41DiamondTiki: As a Bulgarian, I'm probably supposed to support racism agaisnt Romanians
🔗 14:41 Papperslappen: Weagle poo is one of the most corrosive substances that exist in nature.
🔗 14:41Croooooooow_t_robot: that why full horrible news report, I love it.
🔗 14:41 GifLordSimon:
I AM TOUCHING THE (DOCTO
ROCK(O
🔗 14:41DiamondTiki: So yay?
🔗 14:41 CaffeinatedLemur: Extreme Energy? count me intrigued
🔗 14:41RMills90: I forget, where did the name Snorsh come from?
🔗 14:41 Tripleyew: many internets for you, CWH - like the gif
🔗 14:41 GifLordSimon: oh no smilies
🔗 14:41 zyme86: I just changed to Death wish recently
🔗 14:41 VmKid: POWERTHIRST
🔗 14:41 Tuckiozi: POWERTHIRST?!
🔗 14:41 Havok4: Only the EXTREME can see the can.
🔗 14:41DiamondTiki: POWERTHIRST
🔗 14:41HummingbirdJames: Graham stop please
🔗 14:41 LetsHaveToast: -garr-awnah
🔗 14:41 Anubis169: goo-raa-na
🔗 14:41DiamondTiki: 400 BABIES!
🔗 14:41olivias_bulge: gif?
🔗 14:41Asthanius: MAN-ERADE
🔗 14:41 AdmiralMemo: ENERGY SLIME!
🔗 14:41HummingbirdJames: That looks quite, quite wrong
🔗 14:41DrPandaFace: all it needs is rando p
🔗 14:41Mrdodgycat: Gif that plz
🔗 14:41 LetsHaveToast: CWH best
🔗 14:41 nullrush: no one take that motion out of context plz
🔗 14:41Lord_ZYRK: Energy slime is actually a thing
🔗 14:41 RebelliousUno: Poop goto moon!
🔗 14:41Puhnkss: DOes it have electrolytes?
🔗 14:41 All_Mankind: we figured out today i'm a road racist, and Snorsh doesn't have roads, so i love that country
🔗 14:41Cantwearcats: Graham. Graham, pls.
🔗 14:41MetricFurlong: please tell me someone's giffing this
🔗 14:41ClayDragons: That gonna be a gif
🔗 14:41RMills90: Graham "It's really thick" Stark
🔗 14:41 Mangledpixel: oh gods graham, that pose is... something
🔗 14:41 CantWearHats: it is
🔗 14:42 Lakedaemonii: bits of toe
🔗 14:42 KingJamesENigma: i dont think i want "energy slime"
🔗 14:42Asthanius: ELECTRO-FIGHTS
🔗 14:42 RebelliousUno: Those are your teeth
🔗 14:42Croooooooow_t_robot: kinda jello-y
🔗 14:42 LetsHaveToast: So.. you poop out of your butt?
🔗 14:42 CantWearHats: SO hard to gif when I am laughing so hard
🔗 14:42Eldrin13: your tongue
🔗 14:42 Raiz0k: Doctor Rocker Fulld Duplex - Double Wired!
🔗 14:42 CantWearHats: but
🔗 14:42Anaerin: Those are the remains of your teeth.
🔗 14:42Mrdodgycat: Oh god...The chunks
🔗 14:42 CantWearHats: I am trying
🔗 14:42DrPandaFace: *explosions*
🔗 14:42 AdmiralMemo: I don't WANT to be aware that I'm pooping out of my butt...
🔗 14:42 CantWearHats: halp
🔗 14:42 TodayIamRee:
RebelliousUno, 
🔗 14:42 GifLordSimon: the chunky things are BEEEEES
🔗 14:42 VmKid: SPORTS aaargh SPORTS
🔗 14:42malc:
cantwearhats: 
🔗 14:42penguinbloke: teeth
🔗 14:42Cantwearcats: I'm not sure if I want to be more aware of my poop...
🔗 14:42 DirgeNovak: Kathleen "Pooping Out Your Butt" de Vere
🔗 14:42 grgriffin3: Flavored with real cancer!
🔗 14:42Croooooooow_t_robot: congealed cancer
🔗 14:42lordlundar: "What are the chunky things" I'm not legally permitted to talk about that.
🔗 14:42olivias_bulge: graham "are you eating enough fruit" stark
🔗 14:42Saiconjr: More -lytes than your body has room for!
🔗 14:42DocRobot: Glory to Snorstotzka!
🔗 14:42 DrRockor: this is amazing
🔗 14:42DiamondTiki: No, CWH has been incapacitated by hilarity overload! The GIFs!
🔗 14:42 Raiz0k: A CORSET of bees?
🔗 14:42 VmKid: Nature will be all SLOOOOOW DOOOOOOWN
🔗 14:42HummingbirdJames: please don't look at the pathfinder supplements, that is the realm of mad men and bad designers who think that wizards should be more powerful
🔗 14:43 lorescholar: sounds like a Calestria follower magic item...
🔗 14:43 Zanzabar_: did we get a gif of that?
🔗 14:43 zyme86: aaaaaaaahh bee agro
🔗 14:43 Raiz0k: Does it have lacing OF BEES?
🔗 14:43Croooooooow_t_robot: how do you wear bees?
🔗 14:43Lord_ZYRK: VmKid, HUMPCATTING
🔗 14:43 RebelliousUno: or the HellWasp Corset
🔗 14:43brainstew: SERPENT ARCHER
🔗 14:43 VmKid: And then you'll say BUS YOU and kick nature in the fact with your ENERGY LEGS
🔗 14:43DrPandaFace: Its the new snorsh drink
🔗 14:43Dumorimasoddaa: Corset of Hornets is my Alice in Chains coverband
🔗 14:43 RebelliousUno: Once the wasps have prevented 20 points of damage for the day, they angrily animate and swarm around the wearer, and the wearer must make a DC 18 Fortitude save or gain the nauseated condition for 1 round. After 1 round the swarm returns to the corset and goes dormant.
🔗 14:43 Anubis169: Dr. Rocker... will turn you into Smash Lampjaw, Big McLargeHuge, Steve Eightpack, Arnold Schwarzenegger...
🔗 14:43Cantwearcats: I'm covered in beeeees!
🔗 14:43 AdmiralMemo: It's BEE armor
🔗 14:43 Anubis169: Even if you are a lady!
🔗 14:43 zyme86: be careful for people with sticks or supersoakers
🔗 14:43brainstew: Serpent Archer is the only Pathfinder 3rd party thing I love
🔗 14:43 Piperlyon: but wizards SHOULD be more powerful
🔗 14:43 Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: National Bring a *** Ton of Bees to Work Day?
🔗 14:43 All_Mankind: you'll be invincible until you take a single, massive hit
🔗 14:43senshi5609: it's Bee plus Armor
🔗 14:43 PMAvers: Could be worse, they could be reading official WOTC stuff, which is all awful.
🔗 14:43 TodayIamRee: Swarms generally cause nauseated
🔗 14:43 Jwiley129:
Sounds fine, I'd wear it. 
🔗 14:43 VmKid: Kathleen "Nauseated from bees?" DeVere
🔗 14:43 RebelliousUno: and teh description is
🔗 14:43 RebelliousUno: This studded leather armor is lavishly adorned with a bound swarm of hellwasps. Once ranking among the most spectacular pieces of clothing, the discomfort caused during the creation of this corset is as legendary as the protection it offers.
🔗 14:44 lorescholar: it might be cursed...
🔗 14:44HummingbirdJames: Tome of Battle is fine
🔗 14:44 Havok4: The mad wizard union is very powerful.
🔗 14:44 All_Mankind: when you do get in trouble, the bees will add considerably to your trouble
🔗 14:44 Raiz0k: Maybe it means the reaction of watchin Nick Cage's reaction at bees.
🔗 14:44 AdmiralMemo: At least they're not LAVA BEES
🔗 14:44 aesir_blade: AEsir being of course the primary norse pantheon
🔗 14:44 zarr0: Wish i had friends who would play d + d with me. also that they knew how to play
🔗 14:44 Anubis169: Weebl Armour with a Bobble on top
🔗 14:44DrPandaFace: Now with 3 flavours: cancer, heart disease and all new death flavour!!!!!
🔗 14:44sibh8ter: sounds like a cards against humanity card
🔗 14:44 zarr0: and that i did too
🔗 14:44ZeroArcana: the Pathfinder supplementals are no worse than the official 3.5 D&D stuff
🔗 14:44HummingbirdJames: But honestly 3.5/Pathfinder is just a terrible system, if you want that kind of gameplay go pick up AD&D
🔗 14:44 aesir_blade: oh deer
🔗 14:44 TodayIamRee: ugh, tell me about it
🔗 14:44 Piperlyon: some day I hope to be mad enough to be a certified Mad Wizard
🔗 14:44 Tuckiozi: Æsir being the male norse gods, in fact.
🔗 14:44 adi_pie: Inspired by Graham's shaved llengs.
🔗 14:44 VmKid: A169: Covered in badgrs.
🔗 14:44 GifLordSimon: Touch me / How can it be / Release me / The sun always shines on my BEES
🔗 14:44Anaerin: aesir_blade, Aesir Plaza, anyone?
🔗 14:44 LetsHaveToast: RIDGE GIRDERS
🔗 14:44 Lakedaemonii: Woot, waxing and shaving at once
🔗 14:44 AdmiralMemo:
"Underbrush"... You're talking about "legs"... Sure... 
🔗 14:45 LetsHaveToast: *BRIDGE GIRDERS
🔗 14:45 CantWearHats: graham's just gone
🔗 14:45 Raiz0k: Do they also make like... normal garters with it?
🔗 14:45Asthanius: The blades are folded 1,000 times by master Japanese swordsmiths.
🔗 14:45 Zipa8: and we lost Graham
🔗 14:45Decaped: Pathfinder is a great system to learn all the rules of and make crazy characters with. If you want less, you might as well use something really simple.
🔗 14:45 VmKid: Kathleen "Bridge Girders" DeVere
🔗 14:45 RebelliousUno: The main PFRPG books are pretty ballenced but all the companions etc are less so
🔗 14:45 adi_pie:
Is this for people that look like they took their dogs for a walk when they wear shorts on the street? 
🔗 14:45 aesir_blade: Tuckiozi, Asynjur the female gods, correct?
🔗 14:45 Mangledpixel: adjustable to sub-micron levels
🔗 14:45 TodayIamRee buys ten
🔗 14:45 Trippzen: Hopefully "skinless" legs will be the new fad then?
🔗 14:45 LadyRhian: @Aesir_blade And here I was thinking Vanir Blade...
🔗 14:45 Nightvalien28: I need some ot those
🔗 14:45DiamondTiki:
KAthleen's not
-y at all
🔗 14:45 Anubis169: The new Gillette Ultra Max Fusion Nitro Power, this is the closest shave we've ever given you.... in fact it's too close, this one will slice your lips off, go back and buy the previous model... turns out we really couldn't get a closer shave than that one
🔗 14:45Puhnkss: May also remove entire legs
🔗 14:45 embyrr922: I refuse to shave my legs, I get ingrown hair like crazy
🔗 14:45 AdmiralMemo: Oh my... Push mowers... That is a hilarious image.
🔗 14:45 All_Mankind: everyone hates shaving really
🔗 14:45andersgeek: Man, there was some frustration in that commercial.
🔗 14:45DocRobot: Was the loud sound I just heard the entirety of tumblr raging at once?
🔗 14:45 Tuckiozi: aesir_blade: Vanir, mostly.
🔗 14:45 Raiz0k: Of course, "Coca Cola".
🔗 14:45 Metricos: that was fabulous
🔗 14:45 CaffeinatedLemur: That is a terrible idea
🔗 14:45Okipokute: well at least it's not bath salts lemur
🔗 14:45 Nightvalien28: it's his troubled cousin
🔗 14:46n_mandrag: cola.... suuuuuuuure
🔗 14:46 Raiz0k: Such a waste.
🔗 14:46Camthelion: Give a weagle cocaine
🔗 14:46HummingbirdJames: Pathfinder's problem is that the designers saw bad mathematics and game design and said "Yeah, we want more of that!"
🔗 14:46Puhnkss: *Sniff* I ALSO feel its cocaine
🔗 14:46 SnorshianYawnManufactury: Cocaine is funnier, and illegaller
🔗 14:46 TodayIamRee: "occur"
🔗 14:46 RebelliousUno: That's worse than the time when we gave a Donkey Cocaine
🔗 14:46 adi_pie: Micahel Caine gave the poor Lemur My Cocaine.
🔗 14:46 CantWearHats: so...I did gif graham miming the energy sludge eating but it came out...let's say...suggestive
🔗 14:46 GifLordSimon: Cantwearhats: add a bee-button to your GIF-toolchain that adds bees to gifs
🔗 14:46 Laserbeaks_Fury: CaffeinatedTemur
🔗 14:46Asthanius: Lemurs occur.
🔗 14:46Darksteelcellphone: "I'll bestow upon you, this wasp-armour, and to ware with it, this the mystical snail-hat and the walking-stick, walking stick"
🔗 14:46 KingJamesENigma: never have cocaine and play Eve Online - there is no fun there
🔗 14:46Croooooooow_t_robot: who gave this lemur all this cocaine?
🔗 14:46 Nightvalien28: Camthelion, we dont try to create doomsday devices
🔗 14:46 TodayIamRee: CantWearHats, so, better than expected?
🔗 14:46 RebelliousUno: CantWearHats, I can't imagine what you mean
🔗 14:46DrPandaFace: your own "coakified" lemur, just for you!
🔗 14:46 cokeduplemur: It's definitely a cocaine
🔗 14:46Eldrin13: "Science"
🔗 14:46 zyme86: For Science!
🔗 14:46DiamondTiki: CWH, you don't say
🔗 14:46shadowmaster132: CWH that was beautiful.
🔗 14:46 zarr0: How high would you have to be to go to madagascar to give a lemur coke
🔗 14:46 Raiz0k: Didn't we see that in Madagascar already?
🔗 14:46 Lakedaemonii: what don't you do with a coked up lemur?
🔗 14:46 CantWearHats: I'm not sure if I want to post it
🔗 14:46 Tuckiozi: aesir_blade: I got it wrong, actually! Ignore that!
🔗 14:46 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:46BaronVonRatsworth: Is it illegal for Lemurs to have cocaine?
🔗 14:46Puhnkss: No @Rebelliousuno that's a drug mule you are thinking off
🔗 14:46 lorescholar: throw it at your enemies
🔗 14:46MetricFurlong: CantWearHats: and that's a problem because...?
🔗 14:46Anaerin: What do you do with a Coked-up lemur, Early in the morning?
🔗 14:46 AdmiralMemo: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
🔗 14:46 VmKid: "What do you do with a coked-up lemur?" -Kathleen DeVere, 2014
🔗 14:46Okipokute: that's brilliant, paul
🔗 14:46 ChroniclerC: Do we know what GPLP will be playing tonight?
🔗 14:46 Piperlyon: the stoned lemurs kind of just sat there
🔗 14:46 TodayIamRee: what do you do with a coked up lemur, ear-ly in the morning
🔗 14:46Lord_ZYRK:
Unleash it on a daycare center 
🔗 14:46 All_Mankind: i recall a study of how weagles weaved their webs differently under the effects of drugs, including cocaine
🔗 14:46 cokeduplemur: Also, may not be a caffeinatedlemur alt, but it is a tribute
🔗 14:46 Myrniss: "what do you do with a coked up lemur, early in the morning?"
🔗 14:46Eldrin13: What would you do with a coked up lemer.... what would you do with a coked up lemer... shave him up with a rusty razor, shave him up with a rusty razor
🔗 14:47HummingbirdJames: What shall we do with the coked up lemur earlay in the morning
🔗 14:47 LetsHaveToast: "Black lemurs get high off millipedes in Madagascar. The lemurs bite the millipedes gently to provoke the millipedes to spray out defensive chemicals including cyanide. The lemurs crave these chemicals and rub the secretions all over their body to act as an insect repellant but as a consequence the lemurs enter a blissful state."
🔗 14:47 SohNata: Has the threshold been crossed for subs today?
🔗 14:47Okipokute: coked up lemur + stoned weagle
🔗 14:47Clockwork_Penguin: what do you do with a coked up lemur erly in the morning
🔗 14:47 CptnFalafel: hit it with a broom
🔗 14:47 RebelliousUno: What do you do with the cokeduplemur what should we do with the cokeduplemur what do we do with the cokeduplemur Earli in the morning
🔗 14:47 Diserasta: Why is this happening?
🔗 14:47 Mangledpixel: CantWearHats, what was the name of the can he was supposed to be holding? Am gonna try to mock it up but I can't remember
🔗 14:47olivias_bulge: poke w broom?
🔗 14:47 Havtorn_Epsilon: Hit it with a broom
🔗 14:47DiamondTiki: Dear DrGraham, are you OK with posting suggestive GIFs of you
🔗 14:47Eldrin13: to the tune of what do you do with a drunken sailor
🔗 14:47 DirgeNovak: Why does it have a room?
🔗 14:47 mercano82: The answer to the original song was, of course, "Mary her off."
🔗 14:47 Angnor33: Make it hte lemurs tomb
🔗 14:47 KingJamesENigma: Lemurs suffer coke withdrawal something awful
🔗 14:47 CelticStag: I'm not singing "What do you do with a coked up lemur" to the tune of "what do you do with a drunken sailor:
🔗 14:47DiamondTiki: Uno got it
🔗 14:47 Diserasta: @Mangledpixel Dr Rocker
🔗 14:47 Anubis169: lock it inside its room, sleeping meds with a spoon, until it explodes BOOM
🔗 14:47 grgriffin3: You merely made the lemur someone else's problem.
🔗 14:47 Lakedaemonii: cmon Graham...do it again!
🔗 14:47 Nerdshome: Grahm SING
🔗 14:47Croooooooow_t_robot: I was expecting more of a "what do you do with a drunken sailor" thing
🔗 14:47MagisterMystax: I'll submit it as a challenge in Desert Bus, Kathleen
🔗 14:47DrPandaFace: BURN THE LEMUR!!!!!
🔗 14:47Sordidambition: The Snorch department of defence announced today a program to control lemur soldiers via crippling addition.
🔗 14:47 Mangledpixel: cheers
🔗 14:47Sordidambition: addiction
🔗 14:47 Lord_Hosk: They have now taken longer arguing about not doing it longer than it would have taken to do it
🔗 14:47Asthanius: What do you do with a coked-up lemur, what do you do with a coked-up lemur, what do you do with a coked-up lemur, early in the morning.
🔗 14:47 Stoffern: Kathleen: Comitted to quality
🔗 14:47 RebelliousUno: Oh it's so much better now I've got highlighting on Uno as well as RebelliousUno
🔗 14:48 SnorshianYawnManufactury: WOO
🔗 14:48 GifLordSimon: Coked up lemurs are very serious business at checkpoint industries
🔗 14:48 Raiz0k:

🔗 14:48 Nightvalien28: lol
🔗 14:48 Ravynn:
there.
🔗 14:48malc:
top notch sub commercials this week 
🔗 14:48 Jwiley129: how do you do that Uno?
🔗 14:48 SnorshianYawnManufactury: *whistle*
🔗 14:48Croooooooow_t_robot: asthanius, see it works perfectly.
🔗 14:48 Lord_Hosk: words... I can type them
🔗 14:48 DirgeNovak: This is like a Feed Dump jingle. He can't not be happy with it.
🔗 14:48 AdmiralMemo: "quality"
🔗 14:48 RebelliousUno: Jwiley129, I'm using BTTV
🔗 14:48Puhnkss: TongueTied
🔗 14:48Puhnkss: Red Dwarf
🔗 14:48 Jwiley129:
ah, I am not 
🔗 14:48 zyme86: totally man
🔗 14:48 TodayIamRee: extreeeeeeeeeeeeme
🔗 14:48 RebelliousUno: you can tell it what keywords to highlight
🔗 14:48 Diserasta: @Asthanius Throw him in bed with the captain's daughter.... I mean wut
🔗 14:48 RebelliousUno: BTTV is very excellent though
🔗 14:48Eldrin13: yum acid...
🔗 14:48Lord_ZYRK: Jwiley129, well that's your mistake now, isn't it?
🔗 14:49 chrislewisrose: i love how close g was to saying "that was as good as its going to get"
🔗 14:49 Tuckiozi: That's pretty radical
🔗 14:49 CaffeinatedLemur: cokeduplemur: well thank you for the tribute
🔗 14:49Sordidambition: Dunkaroos reference?
🔗 14:49dragoon3zero: just got here, is check point done?
🔗 14:49 Piperlyon: nobody likes you head office
🔗 14:49 Jwiley129: Lord_zyrk I don't know if it's a "mistake", moreso an oversight
🔗 14:49Eldrin13: dunkaroos were the ***
🔗 14:49 adi_pie:
Last time I used the Thallids sub during the alliterative LRRMTG sub raid, James decided you would never speak of it, Graham. I'm happy Kathleen has no such qualms. 
🔗 14:49 Lakedaemonii: This should be good
🔗 14:49JQuill7: Pouchy the skateboarding kangaroo
🔗 14:49 SnorshianYawnManufactury: So that's what the chunks were...
🔗 14:49 Jwiley129: those sound....awkward
🔗 14:49Lord_ZYRK: Jwiley129, I was just saying that because it's great and you should get it. It's very handy.
🔗 14:49 TheArchitectX: That's just mean.
🔗 14:49 Musicsquid: Kathleen "Melting your tongue off" De Vere
🔗 14:49Eldrin13: "Now Ive seen a few thallids back in my day..."
🔗 14:50 RebelliousUno: You didn't Local record so it's like it never happened
🔗 14:50 EiranAlestain: You did? Awesome. Ah, i mean. I missed the first one.
🔗 14:50 DirgeNovak: "We're gonna do it again because Kathleen was there"
🔗 14:50 Raiz0k:
Since I missed the original recording, it is a good precedent as far as I'm concerned
.
🔗 14:50 Lakedaemonii: Sounds like your pouch needs some Aesir Blades
🔗 14:50 KingJamesENigma: i wasnt given two renditions of a song - it was just implied that i do *something that young men like myself do frequently* in the bathroom
🔗 14:50 Jwiley129 goes to vomit
🔗 14:50 CantWearHats: pouchy why
🔗 14:50malc dies laughing
🔗 14:50 SohNata: That was...incredibly suggestive and wrong Graham
🔗 14:50Eldrin13: that noise...
🔗 14:50 CantWearHats: pouchy pls
🔗 14:50 RebelliousUno: Pouchy No!
🔗 14:50 CaffeinatedLemur: pouhcy noi
🔗 14:50 Ravynn: Pouchy nuuuuu
🔗 14:50Eldrin13: no pouchy please dont touch me there
🔗 14:50 Nightvalien28: we need featherweight
🔗 14:50 Musicsquid: Pouchy Pls
🔗 14:50DrPandaFace: pouchy will make you feel better
🔗 14:50 Kthanid: Ok Featherweight you now have to draw pouchy.
🔗 14:50 Zulus_Paper_Cut: !adult
🔗 14:50 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:50 EiranAlestain: rides away and slowly< explodes on the horizon
🔗 14:50Thysane: I may be dying from silent laughter
🔗 14:50 Piperlyon: oh god please no
🔗 14:51 Jwiley129: can we just say we NEVER want to go to the world inside Kathleen's mind?
🔗 14:51 Anubis169 upchucks
🔗 14:51 Raiz0k: Where does the mucus comeee frooom?
🔗 14:51Croooooooow_t_robot: interesting insight into Kathleen's head-canon.
🔗 14:51 CantWearHats: Kathleen ALMOST made it
🔗 14:51shadowmaster132: Kangaroo mucus?
🔗 14:51 SoldieroFortune: So that's where the chunks in Dr Rocker come from - they're Kangaroo joeys ...
🔗 14:51 Piperlyon: kathleen pls
🔗 14:51CompletelyUnsure: Pouchy is the rejected Mascot at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
🔗 14:51n_mandrag: aaaaand broked
🔗 14:51 adi_pie: I'm glad I inspired this.
🔗 14:51 Tuckiozi: we broke them
🔗 14:51 GifLordSimon: i feel blessed and fortunate to not understand what happens inside kathleen's head
🔗 14:51 Ravynn: Graham broke
🔗 14:51 Nightvalien28: everyone ded
🔗 14:51Lord_ZYRK: We've lost them, chat
🔗 14:51 Kthanid: I'm broke....you broke me Kathleen.
🔗 14:51 RebelliousUno: wtf
🔗 14:51 VmKid: "An involuntary base-jumping Wal-Mart" -Paul Saunders, 2014
🔗 14:51Eldrin13: so someone just threw a wombat off a cliff...
🔗 14:51HummingbirdJames: I am experiencing fear
🔗 14:51Dumorimasoddaa: Cool-dorable!
🔗 14:51 adi_pie dies laughing
🔗 14:51 Tripleyew: He's adorable and exxxxxtreeeeemmmeeeee
🔗 14:51 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 14:51Sordidambition: Involuntary? I think that's murder.
🔗 14:51 CaffeinatedLemur: tru facts
🔗 14:51Croooooooow_t_robot: sold
🔗 14:51 grgriffin3: Huh. TIL.
🔗 14:51 Piperlyon: do they *** bricks though?
🔗 14:51shadowmaster132: Oh god, he won't remember to pull the parachute cord
🔗 14:51MetricFurlong: base jumping wombat
🔗 14:51 Jwiley129: is that real life, G? I refuse to believe you
🔗 14:51NexVesica: I'm qwoping balls from that
🔗 14:51 TodayIamRee: (wombat ***)^3
🔗 14:51Cantwearcats: wut?
🔗 14:51 zyme86: or is the anus cubic
🔗 14:51 Anubis169 has learned something today
🔗 14:51Asthanius: So it doesn't roll away!
🔗 14:51 All_Mankind: oh, here's a new tongue twister: say "whale oil beef hooked" in an Irish accent
🔗 14:51Mrdodgycat: TIL about cubed ***
🔗 14:51Clockwork_Penguin: thumping thalids; youll *** bricks
🔗 14:51DrPandaFace: his last stunt would be of him dying of diabetes
🔗 14:51 DirgeNovak: Nice try Graham. We're not googling that.
🔗 14:51 lorescholar: they get a choice?
🔗 14:51Romangoro: Is true, Ursula Vernon explained that
🔗 14:52 GifLordSimon: this is incredible
🔗 14:52 Laserbeaks_Fury: Aren't all Wombats Rabid?
🔗 14:52 Nightvalien28: wombats *** bricks
🔗 14:52 zarr0: thats some impressive geometric poops
🔗 14:52 GifLordSimon: i can't believe this is happening
🔗 14:52DeathMinnow: Hold on while I google that...
🔗 14:52 Anubis169: I think I'll pass
🔗 14:52 Tripleyew: yes, the cubic poop is real
🔗 14:52 ImStuckInAUsernameFactory: alright fine
🔗 14:52 Jwiley129: and if I choose not to?
🔗 14:52 thumpingthrustingthallids:
Thanks for that, Kathleen. - adi_pie's alt sub account. 
🔗 14:52Romangoro: And she is THE expert on Wombats on the internet
🔗 14:52 RebelliousUno: My history is already weird
🔗 14:52 Piperlyon: why do you tell us to do these things Graham
🔗 14:52Eldrin13: wow it really is
🔗 14:52Romangoro: (Everyone should read Digger)
🔗 14:52 Diserasta: Merry christmas
🔗 14:52 VmKid: Did nobody else notice that Paul accidentally says Wal-Mart?
🔗 14:52 CantWearHats: heeeey Simon! \o/
🔗 14:52Darksteelcellphone: Evolution solves problem you didn't thought existed...
🔗 14:52 Ceris75 cant stop laughing
🔗 14:52 zarr0: the shits geometric
🔗 14:52 grgriffin3: All hail Simon!
🔗 14:52 CantWearHats: muh gif buddy
🔗 14:52 Raiz0k: Remember Kids: when watching Checkpoint, have TOR open at all times.
🔗 14:52 KingJamesENigma: i fail to see how cubic poop is an evolutionary advantage
🔗 14:52 Anubis169:
hihi Simon 
🔗 14:52 VmKid: IT'S. PRONOUNCED. Ah, *** it.
🔗 14:52 SoldieroFortune agrees with Romangro
🔗 14:52 Lakedaemonii: then call 911 because you are bleeding to death
🔗 14:52malc:
oh hey Simon 
🔗 14:52 Anubis169:

🔗 14:52 GifLordSimon: I'm very hardcore about gifs. It's true
🔗 14:52 Sampy104:

🔗 14:52 Yaaaaaawn: Dont actually do that last part kids
🔗 14:52 Sampy104:

🔗 14:52Muffincider: That got dark
🔗 14:52 Piperlyon:

🔗 14:52 Havok4: Jifflordsimon
🔗 14:52 Diserasta:

🔗 14:52 Diserasta: lrrNOPE
🔗 14:53HummingbirdJames: hello darkness once again
🔗 14:53 GifLordSimon: I supply the bandages, I'm good value
🔗 14:53shadowmaster132: So spoopy
🔗 14:53 Jwiley129:

🔗 14:53 LetsHaveToast: O____O
🔗 14:53 DirgeNovak: Havok4 GET OUT
🔗 14:53 ProtoRebel88:

🔗 14:53 Stoffern: Granted...the only giff you get is of yourself slitting your wrist...but still
🔗 14:53 BlueDefender006: Now Checkpoint's true facts about the wambats
🔗 14:53 LetsHaveToast: JEBUS
🔗 14:53 Havok4: Jerflordsimon
🔗 14:53 Jwiley129: how does one Nope?
🔗 14:53 Diserasta:
Or bleed out 
🔗 14:53DeathMinnow: What the....
🔗 14:53 RebelliousUno: This ritual sounds oddly involved
🔗 14:53 ProtoRebel88:

🔗 14:53Dumorimasoddaa: GifLordSimon he'll gif your suicide for all your nonexistant firends to watch
🔗 14:53 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 14:53 GifLordSimon: I do not supply neighbor-protection services
🔗 14:53 ProtoRebel88: Oh god....why
🔗 14:53 adi_pie:
The only way to cut your wrists is up your arm, make the paramedics job easier. 
🔗 14:53penguinbloke: That got surprisingly dark surprisingly fast
🔗 14:53 Lakedaemonii: Stuff the chicken with cactus and wrap it in barbed wire
🔗 14:53 CantWearHats: jesus christ Dumorimasoddaa
🔗 14:53 Sampy104:
is not of this channel... but useful here
🔗 14:53Okipokute: he will only give you bandaids
🔗 14:53 TodayIamRee: We could definitely use a lrrNOPE
🔗 14:53 Jwiley129: Sampy104 who's the source?
🔗 14:53 LetsHaveToast: OH MY GOD KATHLEEN ARE YOU OKAY
🔗 14:53 CantWearHats: Kathleen mind is a very strange place
🔗 14:53 Raiz0k: Are we describin Don't Starve crafting now?
🔗 14:53 Sampy104: CohhCarnage
🔗 14:53Mrdodgycat: I need several adults
🔗 14:53 GifLordSimon: I was not aware I was so extremely hardcore
🔗 14:53 TodayIamRee: Maybe Kate's face?
🔗 14:53Sordidambition: I feel like that could be the next paranormal activity plot.
🔗 14:53 Yaaaaaawn: where is the Nope emote from Sampy?
🔗 14:53 Quantum_Dot: This is getting way more involved than I am willing to to put up with.... no summoning today
🔗 14:54 RebelliousUno: You seem to know a lot about occult gif based rituals Kathleen
🔗 14:54 Ravynn: There's....an amazing film here somewhere....
🔗 14:54 Nightvalien28: kathleen is gone
🔗 14:54 Kthanid: This is a VERY complex ritual.
🔗 14:54 Miracleknight: I am just listening to this in the background. What the hell is going on it's a lot of murder and death
🔗 14:54Eldrin13: better not hate yourself...
🔗 14:54DrPandaFace: What do you mean by `gifts`
🔗 14:54MilkInBag: That. Was. Awesome.
🔗 14:54 LetsHaveToast: !adult
🔗 14:54 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:54 Jwiley129: "mildly" inconvenient?
🔗 14:54 Anubis169: GifLordSimon: The rituals for you are weird
🔗 14:54 Lakedaemonii: so, how does that ritual go again?
🔗 14:54 VmKid: MILDLY inconvenient?
🔗 14:54 Anubis169: somebody needs a manual
🔗 14:54Okipokute: oddly specific
🔗 14:54 Havok4: I love making up arcane rituals. It is so fun.
🔗 14:54 Lord_Hosk:
I missed my commercial 
🔗 14:54 Piperlyon: wow GifLordSimon, I didn't know that you were such an evil force
🔗 14:54 GifLordSimon: Anubis169: it's a lot of beaurocracy here in denmark
🔗 14:54penguinbloke: mildly...
🔗 14:54 VmKid: I hate to see what major inconvenience is to Kathleen.
🔗 14:54 Tuckiozi: Bearocracy?
🔗 14:54Sordidambition: Grats on the 4th kid Lord Hosk
🔗 14:54 CantWearHats: I think you might need a minute
🔗 14:54 YuriGurgadolf: Hosk your commercial was adorable
🔗 14:54 KingJamesENigma: GifLordSimon - frequently summoned in Snorsh
🔗 14:54Eldrin13: bye paul
🔗 14:54 RebelliousUno: Time for Checkpoint ++
🔗 14:54 Ceris75 catches his breath
🔗 14:54 DirgeNovak: Paul back in your hole!
🔗 14:54 GifLordSimon: Piperlyon: there's nothing more evil than the graphics interchange format and those who manipulate it
🔗 14:54 SoldieroFortune: waitwaitwait ... there'
🔗 14:54 Sampy104: Seating on the Checkpoint set is quite dangerous
🔗 14:54Eldrin13: Checkpoint P.S.
🔗 14:54 TheArchitectX: Graham, get your jacket
🔗 14:54 Anubis169: GifLordSimon, you're in Denmark?
🔗 14:54 Stooky_Bill: it's time for take 2!
🔗 14:55Taichanie: Dont't forgot the AC.
🔗 14:55 Tuckiozi: Metal Graham?!
🔗 14:55 SoldieroFortune: *there's another littlest HosK!??!
🔗 14:55 BlueDefender006: like me
🔗 14:55 Trippzen: Now for Checkpoint++?
🔗 14:55Erbkaiser: Reset the yawn counter
🔗 14:55Anaerin: Honeywell is singing...
🔗 14:55 GraemeHart: Hi guys =)
🔗 14:55 GifLordSimon: Anubis169: did you not see the return address when i sent you the Season 1 DVDs? :b
🔗 14:55 Sampy104: I like to pretend that the mic is actually held by a tiny man with a tiny boom for Checkpoint
🔗 14:55HummingbirdJames: Metal Gear!?
🔗 14:55 Anubis169: Heard that
🔗 14:55 Diserasta: Alright, I'm off for now
🔗 14:55 Raiz0k: "pretend"?
🔗 14:55 ravensshade: checkpoint NG +
🔗 14:55 Piperlyon: Metal Gear!
🔗 14:55shadowmaster132: Checpoint* or Checkpoint^2?
🔗 14:55 DirgeNovak: There's little, littler and littlest
🔗 14:55 Diserasta: Catch you guys in like 10 minutes
🔗 14:55 Sampy104: And I prefer ++Checkpoint Trippzen
🔗 14:55Mrdodgycat:
@Sampy - How bout a tiny Beej 
🔗 14:55 RebelliousUno: Such wobble
🔗 14:55 Trippzen: Eeaaarthquaaake
🔗 14:55 Tuckiozi: Yeah we can
🔗 14:55 SoldieroFortune: Is it another Little Lady Hosk, or a Little Lord Hosk?
🔗 14:55HummingbirdJames: A Checkpoint camera!?
🔗 14:55 Anubis169: Graham: The mic is very good... we can hear you blinking
🔗 14:55 Raiz0k: Checkpoinu
🔗 14:55 Anubis169:

🔗 14:55 CantWearHats:
oh hey I'm just in time for checkpoint! awesome! 
🔗 14:55 lorescholar: I could hear him...
🔗 14:55 Loonatic93: And here I was earlier this hour all upset because I messed "Checkpoint..."
🔗 14:55 Lord_Hosk: I was not aware that there was a 4th hoskling... I need to talk to Lady Hosk
🔗 14:55 VmKid hits the rewind button
🔗 14:55 BlueDefender006: need to center
🔗 14:55 Sampy104: Groundhog Ckechpoint is go
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo:
So now... Have Graham screw up and you have to edit both versions together. 
🔗 14:56 GifLordSimon: alright guys i've been summoned, let me catch a flight to Canada
🔗 14:56 SnorshianYawnManufactury: Of course you do, sampy104, but you're _wrong_!
🔗 14:56Taichanie: Honeywell.
🔗 14:56 RebelliousUno: probably should turn AC off
🔗 14:56 Jwiley129: Can we call this ReCheckpoint?
🔗 14:56 Chemistring: HONEYWELL
🔗 14:56Anaerin: Honeywell!
🔗 14:56 adi_pie: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle... no, wait, wrong movie.
🔗 14:56HummingbirdJames: AC
🔗 14:56 GifLordSimon: i'll be there for giffing purposes in 18-20 hours guys
🔗 14:56 Trippzen: !honeywell
🔗 14:56 NapalmSideburns: give giflordsumon, give giflordsim, give giflordsimon
🔗 14:56 SoldieroFortune: Oh, someone got me all excited. ..
🔗 14:56 BlueDefender006: nice
🔗 14:56 LetsHaveToast: !honeywell
🔗 14:56 Ravynn: See you soon Giflordsimon
🔗 14:56Eldrin13: extra life!
🔗 14:56senshi5609: a redew
🔗 14:56shadowmaster132: HONEYWELL
🔗 14:56 ProtoRebel88: SHOW TIME!
🔗 14:56 RebelliousUno: sweet sweet silence
🔗 14:56Mowdownjoe: Reload from Checkpoint...
🔗 14:56 NapalmSideburns: wow, my spelling is messed up tonight
🔗 14:56 SohNata: ExtraCheckits
🔗 14:56Pyrelight: Now to prepare for Spaceballs quotes at the proper time.
🔗 14:56 ravensshade: giflord simon giglord simon giflord cats wait i screwed up...
🔗 14:56 Sampy104: SnorshianYawnManufactury: I think it's an incremental upgrade
🔗 14:56 All_Mankind: Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack, wait, are you supposed to say t
🔗 14:56 zyme86: Live from Victoria, iiiiiiiiit checkpoint!
🔗 14:56 RebelliousUno: Quickload!
🔗 14:56 Ceris75 is looking foward to this brand new checkpoint+ (winks)
🔗 14:56Anaerin: RebelliousUno, Are you playing John Cage's 4'33"?
🔗 14:56 Yaaaaaawn: Check Point or Check Hard?
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo: An actual joke? What is THIS?
🔗 14:56 RebelliousUno: Always Anaerin always
🔗 14:56 Havok4: I missed the start so I am feeling pretty good about this.
🔗 14:57 Lord_Hosk: Lady hosk is also not aware of this forth hoskling and would like to make it known that "we are not accepting donations of additional children we just started getting rid of our baby stuff"
🔗 14:57 YuriGurgadolf: by the snorshian cultural touchstones
🔗 14:57 Jwiley129:
talk about Magic b/c of Khans 
🔗 14:57 Piperlyon: the letter LRReff
🔗 14:57 RebelliousUno: The number 4 for Video Games Live Level 4
🔗 14:57 ImStuckInAUsernameFactory: brought to you by the letter snorsche
🔗 14:57Lord_ZYRK: All_Mankind, it's just one time, and you know better than to say Candlejack out lo
🔗 14:57 adi_pie: "It's cold in the D"
🔗 14:57 Piperlyon:

🔗 14:57 Myrniss:
Maybe something about how failed indie devs shows that we can only rely on AAA publishers 
🔗 14:57Anaerin: RebelliousUno, Ah, so the 10-hour version I've got in a special playlist on plug.dj
🔗 14:57 LadyRhian: F
for Ffffed
🔗 14:57 VmKid: W for weagles!
🔗 14:57 SnorshianYawnManufactury: Doesn't mean you get to put the operator first, sampy104.
🔗 14:57NoTomToLose: So cold in the D (D means Destiny)
🔗 14:57 AdmiralMemo:
Brought you by the letter
for wee
ed this up the first time
🔗 14:57 togashinaruta: "Welcome to checkpoint, where this totally isn't a retake"
🔗 14:57 Ravynn:
Yeah okay 
🔗 14:57 BlueDefender006: nice
🔗 14:57 DirgeNovak: EFFYOUR ZEE
🔗 14:57Dumorimasoddaa: Test
🔗 14:57 grgriffin3: Brought to you by the letter H, for "help we don't have a joke"!
🔗 14:57Eldrin13: Togashinaruta i like it
🔗 14:57 Anubis169: Zed dammit
🔗 14:57Pyrelight: List them, then apologize about it.
🔗 14:57 ImStuckInAUsernameFactory: it's 13
🔗 14:57 goatprince2: it's 13
🔗 14:57OneirosGolem: I thought there was 13
🔗 14:57ZeroArcana: it's 13 dammit
🔗 14:57 Lakedaemonii: Learning....ah! Turn it off!
🔗 14:57 Anubis169: it's 13
🔗 14:57 Quantum_Dot: 13........
🔗 14:57 SnorshianYawnManufactury: So much for learning things...
🔗 14:57Spolin: 13 provinces and territories
🔗 14:58 Aracuda: Brought to you by the letter A, for 'Aaaaaaaay everybody do you like ...' Kathleen commercials
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: 11 Herbs and Spices in KFC
🔗 14:58 CantWearHats:
Kathleen you're overthinking this 
🔗 14:58 Raiz0k: Oh, we did learn something xD.
🔗 14:58 JonciA: Lights, Camera, ACTION
🔗 14:58 DirgeNovak: There's 13 provinces and territories!
🔗 14:58Erbkaiser: Brought to you by the OTHER union that survived an independence referendum
🔗 14:58 mercano82: Brought you by the leters Eh, Zed, and the number 13
🔗 14:58Dumorimasoddaa: it's 74
🔗 14:58andersgeek: A for Activision because there a bunch of Activision stories.
🔗 14:58 RebelliousUno: 10 provinces Kathleen
🔗 14:58 mercano82: Seseame street has two letters and a number
🔗 14:58Darksteelcellphone: Canadian sesamy street only does numbers
🔗 14:58Taichanie: "Brought to you by the letter U because colour is spelt with a U damnit!"
🔗 14:58 RebelliousUno: 3 Terretories
🔗 14:58Booster6: 10 provinces 3 territories
🔗 14:58MetricFurlong: things we learned: Kathleen doesn't know how many provinces+territories are in Canada
🔗 14:58 RebelliousUno: The ten provinces are Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Saskatchewan. The three territories are Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon.
🔗 14:58 Ravynn: It really is, 10 provinces and 3 territories
🔗 14:58 SohNata: The outro could be "Brought you by 2 ..which is hoow many twitches you can buy for the same price of Mincraft"
🔗 14:58 Gallium71: Save the number for the next week!
🔗 14:58 TheArchitectX: 10 provinces, 3 territories
🔗 14:58Anaerin: 13 provinces and territories, Kathleen. - 10 Provinces, 3 Kathleen.
🔗 14:58 Zeke229: sqrt(-1)
🔗 14:58 LetsHaveToast: "Canada Listeni/?kæn?d?/ is a country in North America consisting of ten provinces and three territories"
🔗 14:58 adi_pie: It's 42, the number of counties in Kathleen's Kingdom.
🔗 14:58 Gallium71: keep your powder dry!
🔗 14:58malc: beep beep beep
🔗 14:58 Anubis169: vehicle is reversing
🔗 14:58 CantWearHats: TODAY...again!
🔗 14:58Puhnkss: Let's back our truck up
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: Hahahaha
🔗 14:59Erbkaiser: Woah. Deja Vu
🔗 14:59Eldrin13: deja view
🔗 14:59 GifLordSimon: oh no there's been a glitch in the matrix
🔗 14:59Dumorimasoddaa: What nick am I using?
🔗 14:59Lord_ZYRK:
I feel like they've done that story before 
🔗 14:59 Lord_Hosk: too much...
🔗 14:59DrPandaFace: hey guys, if you read this, than ru
🔗 14:59 Raiz0k: The scene pass was hilarious.
🔗 14:59DeathMinnow: 13 made it in apparently
🔗 14:59 NapalmSideburns: oh, it's a rerun *changes the channel*
🔗 14:59 CantWearHats: how aboot dat hockey dere eh
🔗 14:59Puhnkss: Manuel gear lmao
🔗 14:59 Yaaaaaawn:
ohhhh, kathleen sneaking it in there anwyay 
🔗 14:59 grgriffin3: I....Kinda thought Noriega was dead.
🔗 14:59 Jwiley129: C- for that intro, it was a B- earlier
🔗 14:59malc:
is it just me or did Kathleen nearly start the episode as Snorsh lady? 
🔗 14:59 JonciA: Kathleen cheats
🔗 14:59 Quantum_Dot: I mean Nunavut was added in '99, so there really is not excuse
🔗 14:59 All_Mankind: tell them they're liars
🔗 14:59 Sampy104: Did anyone else just hear the song I Got You Babe start playing and find themselves in New England?
🔗 14:59DrPandaFace: if you read this than rub your nose!
🔗 14:59 PMAvers: Rerun, more like a Director's Cut version of today's CP.
🔗 15:00 Sampy104: Asking for a friend
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: Checkpoint DoublePlusGood
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats: *crosses fingers*
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats: YUS
🔗 15:00 Quantum_Dot: Noo! not more wobble
🔗 15:00malc: SuperSnorshBrothers
🔗 15:00 Jwiley129: ReCheckPoint Plus
🔗 15:00 BlueDefender006: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
🔗 15:00 Havok4: Super Snorsh Brothers.
🔗 15:00 CelticStag: SUPER SCHMASH BROTHERS!
🔗 15:00 DirgeNovak: Super Shmass Bros is the best game
🔗 15:00HummingbirdJames:
Ice Climbers are terrible 
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats:
NAILED IT! 
🔗 15:00 mercano82: Much better.
🔗 15:00 Jwiley129: that's cool, I can live without Ice Climbers
🔗 15:00NoTomToLose: naildit
🔗 15:004dSwissCheese: Woo!
🔗 15:00 cyberpunkpilot:
🔗 15:00dragoon3zero: the Ice Climbers aren't forgettable
🔗 15:00Pyrelight: [Spaceballs snark] How many A-holes do we have in this chatroom anyway! [/Spaceballs snark]
🔗 15:01Mowdownjoe: NAILED IT
🔗 15:01 Piperlyon: eight characters just blow up the 3DS
🔗 15:01 AdmiralMemo: And when they drink too much... They become Stupor Smashed Bros
🔗 15:01Croooooooow_t_robot: super snorsh bros
🔗 15:01Anaerin: pyrelight: Yo!
🔗 15:01 cyberpunkpilot: a whole new world!
🔗 15:01 GifLordSimon: super stoked bros
🔗 15:01 mercano82: The rehearsal really helped.
🔗 15:01 grgriffin3: Just crushing this run-through.
🔗 15:01Croooooooow_t_robot: hey Graham's arm
🔗 15:01 All_Mankind: i can see rollbacks in your destiny
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo: HAI GRAM'S ARM!
🔗 15:02 CantWearHats: so much gameplay
🔗 15:02 Tuckiozi: Grahamarm!
🔗 15:02Mrdodgycat: *fingerquotes*
🔗 15:02 GraemeHart: " " " " "" " " "
🔗 15:02Puhnkss: Shame those 10million eyeballs didnt BUY it eh?
🔗 15:02 Senstaku: Is the audio/video out of sync for anyone else?
🔗 15:02 CantWearHats: fine here
🔗 15:02Muffincider: Grahamarm is best arm
🔗 15:02 Quantum_Dot: Yeah actually
🔗 15:02 cyberpunkpilot: a little
🔗 15:02 Raiz0k: Woah, the unit multiplication got wayyyy out of hand.
🔗 15:02 Trippzen: Arm day all day.
🔗 15:02 CantWearHats: wooooo! go kathleen!
🔗 15:02Camthelion:
I think we need a fingerquote counter
🔗 15:02 grgriffin3: Shoutout to the Byzantines.
🔗 15:03 Anubis169:
"\\
//" Fingerquotes
🔗 15:03 AdmiralMemo: Byzantine Empire: So relevant
🔗 15:03Puhnkss: I'm loving Destiny BTW but the notion that this was going to be THE big series for being a new COD just blows my mind
🔗 15:03 Lakedaemonii: Most people playing Destiny probably don't know what the Byzantine empire is. LoL
🔗 15:03Anaerin: Camthelion, It'd break, in rapid order.
🔗 15:03Taichanie: Yay skimpy outfits!
🔗 15:03sibh8ter: you got this kathline
🔗 15:03 Tuckiozi: Who isn't a Kanji Tatsumi enthusiast?
🔗 15:03 adi_pie: You are tearing me apart, Atlus! - Kathleen Wiseau
🔗 15:03 SoldieroFortune: Sooooo Persona4 XII Edition?
🔗 15:03 Piperlyon: alright teleprompter, don't *** it up this time
🔗 15:03 Loonatic93: Is the audio very slightly out of sync for anybody else?
🔗 15:03Puhnkss: Lakedaemonil I resent that
🔗 15:03 CantWearHats:

🔗 15:03Puhnkss:

🔗 15:03Anaerin: Loonatic93, Nope.
🔗 15:03 Raiz0k: @Loonatic93 it is for me.
🔗 15:04 mercano82:

🔗 15:04 Raiz0k: veery slightly, like 0.1s
🔗 15:04Romangoro: Is a bit out of sync, yeah
🔗 15:04Dumorimasoddaa: Dumori or Dumorimasoddaa?
🔗 15:04 Myrniss:

🔗 15:04 Shirts_:
there
🔗 15:04 CantWearHats: *creak*
🔗 15:04Lord_ZYRK: Loonatic93, now that you mention it, yeah, a little tiny bit
🔗 15:04 YuriGurgadolf: I loved it
🔗 15:04Mowdownjoe: GOT THERE
🔗 15:04 Jwiley129: ~Atlus, you're making her cry~
🔗 15:04Puhnkss: Whale dong
🔗 15:04 Aarek:
There!
🔗 15:04ZeroArcana: much better second run
🔗 15:044dSwissCheese: Nicely done!
🔗 15:04Mrdodgycat: Aaaaaw yisss
🔗 15:04 ProtoRebel88: *golf clap*
🔗 15:04 grgriffin3: I'm just barely out of sync too.
🔗 15:04 Nightvalien28:

🔗 15:04 Yaaaaaawn:

🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: Buch Metter, folks
🔗 15:04 Zipa8:
there everyone
🔗 15:04 RebelliousUno: I am glad for Bonus Chkpt
🔗 15:04Saiconjr: goat there!
🔗 15:04senshi5609: munch better
🔗 15:04 grgriffin3:
Also,
THERE
🔗 15:04 VmKid:
there!
🔗 15:04 CaffeinatedLemur:
well done, 
🔗 15:04 NapalmSideburns: 10/10 would take 2 again.
🔗 15:04Romangoro: Well dong, everybody
🔗 15:04 CaptainEnder7:
there 
🔗 15:04 CantWearHats: I give that one Andy/10
🔗 15:04Romangoro: Well dong
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: O <---- round of applause
🔗 15:04 Trippzen: 11/10 would check again.
🔗 15:04 adi_pie: I reiterate - "You are tearing me apart, Atlus!" - Kathleen Wiseau
🔗 15:04Puhnkss: Good name to you too
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: woohoo!
🔗 15:04 VmKid: Whale Dong!
🔗 15:04 embyrr922: much better
🔗 15:04 RebelliousUno: Whale Dong guys
🔗 15:04 Zipa8: 10/10 would respawn checkpoint again
🔗 15:04Dumorimasoddaa: Whale Dong all!
🔗 15:04 BlueDefender006: nice
🔗 15:04 Senstaku: Yeah it's like .001 seconds out of sync
🔗 15:04 korvys: "Cloud" based service?
🔗 15:04 KingJamesENigma: awesome
🔗 15:04 Nerdshome:

🔗 15:04 BlueDefender006: bravo!!!!!
🔗 15:04 cyberpunkpilot: so good kathleen
🔗 15:04DrPandaFace: grahamarm!!! i could see that being a mascot for chewy sweets
🔗 15:04 Jwiley129: Can we just...ReCheckPoint all the time?
🔗 15:04 Piperlyon: hopefully it's recorded this time
🔗 15:04 EiranAlestain: Now that was very good.
🔗 15:05 Anubis169: Rise's Rival Idol... ima sub that next week
🔗 15:05 LadyRhian: That last game looks horrendous...
🔗 15:05 KingJamesENigma: ohwell G'night guys, cheers for the great stream and chat - as always
🔗 15:05Taichanie: Isn't Risa an Idle Idol?
🔗 15:05 EiranAlestain: Da Capo
🔗 15:05Anaerin: korvys, Yes, "Cloud" based gaming. So it can die, again.
🔗 15:05 zyme86: dont got crazy cathleen
🔗 15:05 BlueDefender006: Hey you goofed so I could watch you live for the first time
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: I'm just not really into fighting you right now... I'm taking a nap.
🔗 15:05Cantwearcats: I had a rival once. But he was kinda idle
🔗 15:05 Raiz0k: @Senstaku 1ms, know your uuunits...
🔗 15:05Croooooooow_t_robot: pssh practice
🔗 15:05 Nightvalien28: good night KingJamesENigma
🔗 15:05 Godofmuffins: Practice. That's for casuals.
🔗 15:05Puhnkss: SeantheYawn
🔗 15:05 RebelliousUno: !totalyawn
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: 54 total yawns
🔗 15:05 mercano82: That's what we call commitment to quality.
🔗 15:05 LRRbot:
15 yawns for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: vmkid: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:05 GifLordSimon: Stand tall for the Idle Idol's Rival Leage
🔗 15:05RubenRybink: Is LRR going to be playing any Destiny?
🔗 15:05 Piperlyon: counting it!
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: dumori: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:05 zyme86: GFD I yawned right after
🔗 15:05 TheArchitectX: Rehearse? Isn't that when they put the coffin back in the car?
🔗 15:05 ProtoRebel88: Dammit Kathleen
🔗 15:05 Senstaku: @raiz0k Nevaaaar!!!
🔗 15:05Puhnkss: Rubenybink there is an offical LRR clan
🔗 15:05 Lakedaemonii: I must have missed the Checkpoint after subscribing.
🔗 15:05 GifLordSimon: god dangit kathleen you are making me yawn now
🔗 15:05 Raiz0k:

🔗 15:06 CantWearHats: it was a Yarn factory typo, but we made the most of it!
🔗 15:06TheCaptainOfMine: GIF IT
🔗 15:06 grgriffin3: Oh, I'll touch your rocks. Wait.....
🔗 15:06Romangoro: I JUST got that!
🔗 15:06Cup_Of_Nooodles: lol
🔗 15:06 GifLordSimon: Computer: change my name to "GifYawnSimYawn"
🔗 15:06 Quantum_Dot: He is really good at that
🔗 15:06 RebelliousUno: gif it now!
🔗 15:06 Havok4: Gradual Desync
🔗 15:06 Senstaku: Kathleen "touch our rocks" DeVere
🔗 15:06 Piperlyon: GIF HARDER!
🔗 15:06Croooooooow_t_robot: cause that won't be a gif
🔗 15:06DrPandaFace: the best dance group
🔗 15:06Taichanie: Grahma's head looks huge?!
🔗 15:06Romangoro: In my defense, my english pronunciation is very spanish
🔗 15:06 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "Desync" Devere
🔗 15:06 zarr0: is Graham's neck a gyroscope?
🔗 15:06Anaerin: Gif that, now.
🔗 15:06 CantWearHats:
I'M GIFFING AS FAST AS I CAN 
🔗 15:06 YuriGurgadolf: Hello
🔗 15:06 VmKid: Teehee... erected.
🔗 15:06 CantWearHats:

🔗 15:06 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen DeSync
🔗 15:06 Gallium71: You are the man now dog, indeed.
🔗 15:06Gallaribus: Giflord! Your turn
🔗 15:06 YuriGurgadolf: OOO I have a statue
🔗 15:06 Havok4: Graham's massive head is well documented.
🔗 15:06 Zipa8: CWH is working the gif mines
🔗 15:06 ProtoRebel88: You know, I did my study abroad in Snorsh
🔗 15:06 Aracuda: what would it take to get a whole Checkpoint with Kathleen speaking in the Snorsh Travel Agent accent?
🔗 15:06 Quantum_Dot: They really had a beat going if you know what I mean.
🔗 15:07 Jondare: GIF FASTER
🔗 15:07 EiranAlestain: The only sculptor!
🔗 15:07Anaerin: Mangledpixel, That's awesome.
🔗 15:07 Yaaaaaawn: Well played Mangledpixel
🔗 15:07 RebelliousUno: Shovel more Liquid Photoshop into the Gif turbines
🔗 15:07 YuriGurgadolf: I like that sculpture, it is a glory to Mother Snorsh
🔗 15:07Croooooooow_t_robot: taichanie, Grahams head is just always huge
🔗 15:07 Tripleyew: Wait.... weagles have souls? Are we certain about that?
🔗 15:07 Havok4: He cannot wear most hats well which make the feed dump hats funnier.
🔗 15:07 GifLordSimon: i'm so glad you're productive and actually have good turnaround time Cantwearhats.
🔗 15:07 CantWearHats: Mangledpixel, does it again!
🔗 15:07 Zipa8: the GIF turbines cant take any more
🔗 15:07Pyrelight:
I would have expected they dipped yuri into the bronze to make the statue 
🔗 15:07 Lakedaemonii: Love it!
🔗 15:07 Mangledpixel:

🔗 15:07 Anubis169: whoever made that you win
🔗 15:07 AdmiralMemo: Put it in your face hole!
🔗 15:07 RebelliousUno: Woo go team!
🔗 15:07Croooooooow_t_robot: I must have it
🔗 15:07 Nightvalien28: perfect
🔗 15:07 mercano82: CheckPoint++
🔗 15:07 ravensshade: the gif turbine hasn't even started
🔗 15:07 DirgeNovak: Hey G&P, whatcha playin'
🔗 15:07 Aarek: sideways paul!
🔗 15:07DrPandaFace: goodbye fellow snorshians
🔗 15:07 AdmiralMemo: Sideways Paul!
🔗 15:07 Piperlyon: Doctor Rocker! Now with 50% less cancer!
🔗 15:07 Lord_Hosk: Now I get to go back and watch my commercial and find out what happened
🔗 15:07 ravensshade: suddenly paul
🔗 15:07 sticks_abuser: more like checkpoint++
🔗 15:07 Raiz0k: Paul's gravity is somewhat off...
🔗 15:07Puhnkss: I like option
🔗 15:07Lord_ZYRK: suddenly. . . PAUL!
🔗 15:07Camthelion: Play options
🔗 15:07Taichanie: Clearly its time to play persona 4.
🔗 15:07 togashinaruta: Paul, that was an impressive angle of entry
🔗 15:08 zarr0: Paul Saunders: Master of gravity
🔗 15:08 chrislewisrose: 'its chunky soupwhats it got in it?
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo: Finish EVO!
🔗 15:08Mowdownjoe: Venetica?
🔗 15:08 Shirts_: please be Octodad
🔗 15:08 chrislewisrose: Chunks!
🔗 15:08 Chemistring: Mystery box!
🔗 15:08smallblueslime:
Play Hyrule Warriors 
🔗 15:08 BusTed: See you soon.
🔗 15:08Spluuga: I want dr. pepper now..
🔗 15:08 Quantum_Dot: I want to see some despair, maybe FTL
🔗 15:08 Nightvalien28: MYSTERY BOX
🔗 15:08senshi5609: DESTINY!
🔗 15:08 Senstaku: Gauntlet?
🔗 15:08 mercano82: 20 minutes or it's free?
🔗 15:08 Zipa8: Paul "eff gravity" Saunders
🔗 15:08 Anubis169:
later guys 
🔗 15:08RubenRybink: What is GPLP?
🔗 15:08 PMAvers: Check the info@ account, btw, Graham, for even more options. :3
🔗 15:08 Lord_Hosk: Star Control 2
🔗 15:08 Aarek: stay on target
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo: Waiting
🔗 15:08Professor_Plywood: wait
🔗 15:08 Piperlyon: hold on
🔗 15:08 Nightvalien28: wait
🔗 15:08Cantwearcats: I hope it's 3 straight hours of grinding in the Destiny treasure hole
🔗 15:08 cyberpunkpilot: smash brothers
🔗 15:08 GifLordSimon: i can't wait no more
🔗 15:08 Piperlyon: wait...
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo: I am all the wait
🔗 15:08 zyme86: lets all go the loby
🔗 15:08Dumori Praises Fugi for new nick
🔗 15:08 Raiz0k: My bladder is *also* waitining..
🔗 15:08TheCaptainOfMine: *Technical Difficulties Music*
🔗 15:08 Tripleyew: Paul scoffs at the gravity that afflicts us regular mortals
🔗 15:08 RebelliousUno: Byeee
🔗 15:08 Anubis169 bounces around
🔗 15:08 GifLordSimon: that was a success i feel
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: okies, brb making some tea
🔗 15:09 Anubis169:
today's just melted away 
🔗 15:09 zarr0: What do we say to the lord of gravity.... Not today
🔗 15:09 GifLordSimon: stop being so british
🔗 15:09 Jwiley129: that's very british Anubis169
🔗 15:09Mrdodgycat:
First time watching a Checkpoint stream, loved it 
🔗 15:09 Raiz0k: Yeah, it's hard to verstate our satisfaction.
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: Jwiley129: and i'm proud of it
🔗 15:09 Jwiley129: I know you are, just an observation
🔗 15:09Pyrelight: And just think... desert bus is coming... SOOON[tm]
🔗 15:09 RebelliousUno: !show override off
🔗 15:09 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 15:09 zarr0: Malc: niiice
🔗 15:09 GifLordSimon: desert bus is gonna be hecks of cool
🔗 15:10malc: zarr0: I can't take credit for it. but yes it is amazing
🔗 15:10 Anubis169:
excellent CWH 
🔗 15:10 CantWearHats: more coming!
🔗 15:10 GifLordSimon: graham's head looks like it's not attached to his body in that gif
🔗 15:10malc: hm, I feel we need a new version
🔗 15:10 RebelliousUno: I'm not sure Graham's head is attached
🔗 15:10 SohNata: I need to remember to book off Desert Bus
🔗 15:10Pyrelight: it's rather creepy
🔗 15:10 koizom: Hmm, Graham's face seems like it's separately animated in that
🔗 15:10 adi_pie:
CWH, Graham's head looks barely connected to his neck. 
🔗 15:10 SohNata: Also, any UKLRR peeps heading to EGX per chance?
🔗 15:10 RebelliousUno: It's like someone wearing a Graham mask
🔗 15:10 RebelliousUno: EGX?
🔗 15:10 zarr0: Secret of LRR Graham's head and body are autonomous
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (18m from now)
🔗 15:11MetricFurlong: SohNata: haven't even heard of it
🔗 15:11malc:
it works even better than the last one 
🔗 15:11 SohNata: RebelliousUno: The Eurogamer Expo. Big games event in London
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (18m from now)
🔗 15:11 All_Mankind: so you know how often people who give speeches to the United Nations get violent protests and threats thrown at them?
🔗 15:11 RebelliousUno: Yeah just looking at it
🔗 15:11 VmKid:
So I just found out that Disney's closing the Backlot Tour ride. 
🔗 15:11 RebelliousUno: I am no due for that
🔗 15:11 RebelliousUno: ah they've changed the name for this year apparently
🔗 15:11 RebelliousUno: it's like 3 days lol
🔗 15:11 RebelliousUno: I have no work holiday left
🔗 15:11 Diserasta: Okay, chat. What should I do? I can read, play FFXIII-3, Computer Vidya, go do some photog?
🔗 15:12MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: yeah...
🔗 15:12 All_Mankind: but only when a woman gives a speech about feminism does 4chan get involved
🔗 15:12Dumori: SohNata, couldn't afford it lrrAWWW
🔗 15:12 Quantum_Dot: None of the above, go for a run.
🔗 15:12 RebelliousUno: Diserasta, anything but 13-3
🔗 15:12 SohNata:
Ah, sorry guys 
🔗 15:12 adi_pie:
Diserasta, depends, do you find 13-3 fun to play? If not, start reading. 
🔗 15:12Mrdodgycat: Mankind: Serious;y? Dafuq?
🔗 15:12MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: but of course
🔗 15:12malc: cantwearhats: awesome
🔗 15:12 GifLordSimon: oh, here's a cool story: i found out i have a real-life acquaintaince who's a fan of LRR, and she got really jealous when she found out i was gonna be at desert bus this year. i ended up promising to bring her back a signed piece of cardboard
🔗 15:12 Diserasta: @Rebelliousuno Why? I like 13-3. Story is mediocre, but the gameplay is actually really fun imo
🔗 15:12 Diserasta: @Adi_pie So yes, I find it great fun
🔗 15:12 koizom: Holy *** THAT is creepy CWH
🔗 15:12 Quantum_Dot: @All_mankind: Some people on 4 chan did, they are not a cohesive group.
🔗 15:13 adi_pie:
Diserasta, so do I, so I say to you go play it. 
🔗 15:13 CantWearHats: ah ya beat me to it malc!
🔗 15:13 All_Mankind: yeah, they do go to great lengths to absolve themselves of all personal accountability
🔗 15:13Dumori: 4chan ligitimately can be uses as a wild card for some people on the internet
🔗 15:13 Yaaaaaawn: perfect Malc
🔗 15:13 All_Mankind: but hey, if you don't want to be one of the Anonymous, don't go to 4chan
🔗 15:13Pyrelight: Giflordsimon, I suggest you get it signed as Desertbus - brought to you by (Whatever the current vision is this year)
🔗 15:13 Laserbeaks_Fury: Isn't all the loot that drop like low level stuf?
🔗 15:13 RebelliousUno: Time for a Minecraft based interlude
🔗 15:13 GifLordSimon: i will get everyone to sign the cardboard
🔗 15:14 GifLordSimon: steven dengler must sign the cardboard
🔗 15:14SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 15:14 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (15m from now)
🔗 15:14 GifLordSimon: buster the dog, if he comes to the moonbase, must sign the cardboard
🔗 15:14 Mangledpixel: that gif really does stay in time, it's eerie
🔗 15:14 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !next
🔗 15:14 Yaaaaaawn: CWH/Malc, that last one syncs up perfectly
🔗 15:14 Yaaaaaawn: halp, im stuck watching it
🔗 15:14malc: it really does
🔗 15:14 CaffeinatedLemur: haha
🔗 15:14 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: boop
🔗 15:14 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: beep boop
🔗 15:14 CaffeinatedLemur: we are all doomed
🔗 15:14 CantWearHats: it works so well Yaaaaaawn!
🔗 15:14 Mangledpixel: beep boop bop
🔗 15:15 adi_pie: So am I, Yaaaaaawn. That mashup is almost hypnotic.
🔗 15:15 CaffeinatedLemur: Lost forever am I
🔗 15:15HummingbirdJames: so who's been playing the smash 4 demo?
🔗 15:15 Raiz0k: This gif, it was meant for me!
🔗 15:15 CantWearHats: DRR DRR DRR
🔗 15:15 GifLordSimon: Earth Girls Are Anime would be a good title for a documentary about nerds
🔗 15:15malc: # Vladislaaav
🔗 15:16 koizom: bby don hurrr meh
🔗 15:16 LadyRhian: Someone on the internets posted a picture of "Canadian Gesse" with actual geese
🔗 15:16 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (13m from now)
🔗 15:16 LadyRhian: Except they are all going, "eh?", "Sorry!" and "You hoser!'
🔗 15:17 Chemistring: I was going to ask if they had Tim Horton's coffee.
🔗 15:17 Chemistring:
But that will do as well. 
🔗 15:17 CaffeinatedLemur: I need more coffee
🔗 15:17 Raiz0k: @Cantwearhats my first attempt was going to be an Uzumaki reference, but I just couldn't get it right.
🔗 15:17 Quantum_Dot: Eww, timmies
🔗 15:17 LadyRhian: Canadian Tropes Geese
🔗 15:17 CaffeinatedLemur: chemistring: cool comericial btw
🔗 15:17 YuriGurgadolf: Caff, instead of coffee, how about some doctor rocker
🔗 15:17 Quantum_Dot: Even their dark roast is brown coloured water
🔗 15:18 CaffeinatedLemur: yurigurgadolf: I am scared Doctor Rocker will have... consiquences
🔗 15:18 LadyRhian: So, what is your favorite Coffee, @Quantum_dot ?
🔗 15:18 Chemistring: Caffeinatedlemur, it was! Nice to catch the daytime streams every now and then.
🔗 15:18 adi_pie: So, chat, glass of warm milk, or cup of warm coffee, while I wait for GPLP?
🔗 15:18 Quantum_Dot: My own, followed by Coffee Culture
🔗 15:18 Mangledpixel: both
🔗 15:18 Nightvalien28: adi_pie, coffe
🔗 15:18 adi_pie: Or the third candidate, tea?
🔗 15:18 All_Mankind: latte
🔗 15:18 Nightvalien28: adi_pie, TEA
🔗 15:18 VmKid: WHo was the person in here who was watching the stream on their Chromecast?
🔗 15:18MetricFurlong: always tea
🔗 15:18 koizom: hmm, Go get coffee.....
🔗 15:18 CaffeinatedLemur: tea sounds good
🔗 15:18MetricFurlong: always. Tea.
🔗 15:19 Chemistring: Tea is an excellent choice.
🔗 15:19 VmKid: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot?
🔗 15:19 LadyRhian: I just finished eating leftovers.
🔗 15:19 Mangledpixel: not earl grey, not this late in the evening
🔗 15:19 Quantum_Dot: I just switched over to a syphon coffee maker, it makes extremely good coffee
🔗 15:19 LadyRhian: Impossible Cheeseburger Pie
🔗 15:19 Chemistring looks over at the tea pile
🔗 15:19lordlundar: I drink tea myself. My folks got me some nice blended ones when they were in Ontario.
🔗 15:19 CantWearHats: someone say tea
🔗 15:19 LadyRhian: Sooo good
🔗 15:19 CantWearHats: I'll put the kettle on eh
🔗 15:19MetricFurlong: good lad, CWH
🔗 15:19 adi_pie: Ok, then, coffee now, and tea during GPLP.
🔗 15:20 Chemistring: I'll get the biscuits
🔗 15:20 Nightvalien28: I will get the pig
🔗 15:20 adi_pie: Ew, biscutis with coffee? Never.
🔗 15:20 CantWearHats: ooo get the posh ones out the tin Chemistring
🔗 15:20 Quantum_Dot: I really like licorice tea, I got some great stuff from a small shop in stratford last time I was out that way.
🔗 15:20MetricFurlong: I'll bring the milk
🔗 15:20 Mangledpixel: dammit, now I want tea, but the kettle is all the way downstairs, and that would require effort, and expenditure of energy, blehhhh
🔗 15:20 CantWearHats: now, who takes sugar?
🔗 15:20malc: ooh licorice tea is a thing?
🔗 15:20lordlundar: An icewine blended tea and a blueberry blended tea. Very nice but very sweet.
🔗 15:20 Raiz0k: That would only require effort going back up...
🔗 15:20 Quantum_Dot: It is good
🔗 15:20MetricFurlong: Mangledpixel: but then you'll have tea to revitalise yourself
🔗 15:20malc: it sounds amazing
🔗 15:20 Quantum_Dot: Sugar? Are you going to tell me you put milk in as well?
🔗 15:21Mrdodgycat: Half a spoon CWH, trying to cut down
🔗 15:21 CantWearHats: good lad Mrdodgycat
🔗 15:21 adi_pie: CWH, I hope me saying I take sugar won't lead to a "one lump or two?" gag
🔗 15:21Lord_Rakdos: !next
🔗 15:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (8m from now)
🔗 15:21 CantWearHats: one lump or t-
🔗 15:21 CantWearHats: dammit
🔗 15:21 zarr0: Oooh are we talking about tea?
🔗 15:21MetricFurlong: Quantum_Dot: anyone who drinks English Breakfast without milk is a pretentious wanker trying to pretent they're cultured. fact.
🔗 15:21 embyrr922: Liquorice tea has a flavour in it that liquorice candy does not, and unfortunately, I find that flavour absolutely revolting
🔗 15:21 Chemistring: Malc, there's quite a few licorice teas around. Not to my taste, but more for you then.
🔗 15:22 Mangledpixel: "Milk?" "Yes please" "One lump or two?" "Two please." "Sugar?"
🔗 15:22MetricFurlong: zarr0: yes, we are
🔗 15:22malc:
I'm usually a coffee person but I will make exceptions for the right tea 
🔗 15:22 CantWearHats: cuppa tea, splash of milk, no sugar, bourbon biscuits or possibly hobnobs
🔗 15:22 Mangledpixel: that's the Douglas Adams version of the joke
🔗 15:22 zarr0:
I like an ordinary tea. strong, no milk and 2 sugars 
🔗 15:22 CantWearHats: that's me sorted
🔗 15:22 Quantum_Dot: @Metricfurlong: It is a good thing I drink coffee at breakfast then.
🔗 15:22 Laserbeaks_Fury: Isn't all the loot from the Cave of Wonders crap?
🔗 15:22 adi_pie:
Someone send help, I've been listening to "What is love" for ten minutes now, I can't stop it, it's so dumb, but so catchy. 
🔗 15:22 zarr0: any biscuit is fine. All biscuits are edible with tea
🔗 15:22Mrdodgycat: Barry's Tea, mmmmm...
🔗 15:22MetricFurlong:
Quantum_Dot: go back to France! 
🔗 15:23 zarr0: Adi_pie: I turned off the music and its still in my head
🔗 15:23 All_Mankind: can't help ya, i'm in the same boat
🔗 15:23 zarr0: with the autonomous graham head in my mind
🔗 15:23 CantWearHats: Mangledpixel, when does the drop kick in
🔗 15:23 Quantum_Dot: I am apologizing in advanced for this, but the joke is funny enough to repeat in this context.
🔗 15:23 CantWearHats: bagpipestep
🔗 15:24 Mangledpixel: about 8 hours in, but only if you watch it from the beginning
🔗 15:24 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: @ Mangledpixel sounds like cutting mild steel on an industrial vertical mill
🔗 15:24 Quantum_Dot: "I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and with a dick in it".
🔗 15:24 CantWearHats: I like my coffee like I like my women, COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEES
🔗 15:24 Quantum_Dot: Beads?
🔗 15:24 zyme86: I like my coffie like I live my life, with a death with
🔗 15:24 Raiz0k: Oh, a version of the infamous Airplane! joke.
🔗 15:24MetricFurlong: I like my women like I like my coffee: in a plastic cup
🔗 15:25 ravensshade: you like your women covered in bee's hats? i like my women covered in honey.. so can i have yours after your done?
🔗 15:25 CantWearHats high fives MetricFurlong
🔗 15:25 Laserbeaks_Fury: I like my coffee like I like my women....oh wait I don't like coffee.
🔗 15:25 CaffeinatedLemur: 0.o
🔗 15:25 Mangledpixel: sweet dreams are made of bees
🔗 15:25 Chemistring: I prefer the Airplane version, but even they stole it.
🔗 15:25MetricFurlong high fives CantWearHats
🔗 15:25 adi_pie: Ok, Darjeeling, Earl Grey, Jasmine, or Chamomile tea? First to four votes wins.
🔗 15:25 korvys: Earl Grey
🔗 15:25 Chemistring: Darjeeling
🔗 15:25MetricFurlong: Earl Grey
🔗 15:25 CaffeinatedLemur: chemistring: too true but I prefer the Eddie Izzard versioun
🔗 15:25 ravensshade: Earl Grey
🔗 15:25 cyberpunkpilot: earl
🔗 15:25DiamondTiki: Earl Grey forever
🔗 15:25 CantWearHats: Earl Grey errytime
🔗 15:25Mrdodgycat: Darjeeling, cause it's nice to say
🔗 15:25 korvys: In fact, I might go make some now.
🔗 15:25DiamondTiki: Best tea all the yers
🔗 15:25 adi_pie: The Earls have it.
🔗 15:25DiamondTiki: *years
🔗 15:25 Nightvalien28: the chat just went full british
🔗 15:26 CantWearHats: u wot m8
🔗 15:26MetricFurlong: Darjeeling is rather appealing, but it shall be Early Grey today
🔗 15:26 CantWearHats: u avin a laff
🔗 15:26 Chemistring: Caffeinatedlemur,well yes. Eddie Izzard is tied for #1 on that joke.
🔗 15:26DiamondTiki: u aving a lark m8
🔗 15:26 Nightvalien28: just havin a giggle m8
🔗 15:26 Raiz0k: To counterweigh - does anyone else here drink something else for their caffeine fix, like, say, yerba mate?
🔗 15:26 CantWearHats: avin a giggle?
🔗 15:26 ravensshade: kind of surprised you didn't add green tea or.. some more niche tea's as options
🔗 15:26 Chemistring: Jasmine is usually green tea
🔗 15:26 adi_pie: I might drink Chamomile later, just to remember when my grandmother used to make it.
🔗 15:26 zarr0: Have you tried drinking green tea cold. Its sickening
🔗 15:26 Lord_Carol: !next
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (3m from now)
🔗 15:26 Quantum_Dot: Nope, just coffee. Tea does not have enough caffeine to do anything for me at this point.
🔗 15:27 ravensshade: the only thing that comes close to me drinking caffeine is cola..
🔗 15:27 CantWearHats: I just drink tea cos it tastes nice
🔗 15:27MetricFurlong: zarr0: no tea should be drunk cold if at all possible
🔗 15:27DiamondTiki: Black tea is one of the best things for me
🔗 15:27 Chemistring: I don't drink tea for the caffeine.
🔗 15:27 Quantum_Dot: @Zarr0: Related, that canada dry green tea ginger-ale monstrosity...
🔗 15:27 zarr0: I like my coffee like i like my women, in a cup
🔗 15:27 Lord_Carol: Hello everybody in the chat!
🔗 15:27Mrdodgycat:
I substituted cola/soda for pints of water! Lost about a stone 
🔗 15:27 ravensshade: also @Zarr0 have you tried drinking any tea cold? it's generally disgusting
🔗 15:27 sethlock: wait I'm late... is adi_pie contemplating brewing ayahuasca?
🔗 15:27MetricFurlong: Hello Carol
🔗 15:27 Mangledpixel: u wot me old china, got a luvly set o shiners on me peepers, chin chin, what?
🔗 15:27 Loonatic93: I haven't been able to get into tea. It just tastes like slightly bitter hot water to me.
🔗 15:27 CantWearHats: MetricFurlong, tell that to people from the Southern USA, with their heathen iced teas
🔗 15:27 Mangledpixel: or something
🔗 15:27 Chemistring: Most of the iced teas that I drink are herbal.
🔗 15:27 Tuckiozi: Chat has been turned into a british colony?!
🔗 15:28 Quantum_Dot: Well, commonwealth anyways
🔗 15:28MetricFurlong: CantWearHats: bah, no wonder we let them win their war of Independence
🔗 15:28 Lord_Carol: As a Brit, I approve of this Tea based discussion.
🔗 15:28 Chemistring: Canada is part of the Commonwealth.
🔗 15:28 All_Mankind: Vlad Putin just took the cake for making the most pathetic statement about the Internet in all of human history
🔗 15:28 ravensshade: iced tea is something slightly different to someone who let's their tea's go cold
🔗 15:28 adi_pie: Coffee has never kept me awake, if I'm sleepy nothing short of an adrenaline syringe is gonna keep me up.
🔗 15:28 CantWearHats: terribly sorry Tuck old chap, thought you know
🔗 15:28 Quantum_Dot: Have you tried amphetamines?
🔗 15:28 embyrr922: Why am I still listening to the bagpipe drone? It's weirdly mesmerizing
🔗 15:28 zarr0: Tuckiozi: If you try that boston harbour crap again im telling the Chinese
🔗 15:28 Mangledpixel: All_Mankind, better than 'series of tubes'?
🔗 15:28MetricFurlong: Tuckiozi: but don't you see? Chat was British *all along*
🔗 15:28 All_Mankind: edging out Al Gore's claim to have "Invented Internet" by a wide margin, comrade Putin claims he's "skeptical" of the Internet
🔗 15:28 CantWearHats: looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
🔗 15:28 zyme86: @Quantum_dot, I would but I dont like to clean that much
🔗 15:28 TrakoGamer: quite. *sips tea*
🔗 15:28Foxmar320: if chat is now a colony can i move to chat? Florida sucks.
🔗 15:29 ravensshade: i thought the tea party was lovely @Zarr0
🔗 15:29 Tuckiozi: Right, then. If this is the case, I'm leaving. For the Moon.
🔗 15:29 adi_pie: Sethlock, no, just some tea, the psychedelics are during Beej's stream.
🔗 15:29 sethlock: Tuck the sun never sets on their chat empire
🔗 15:29 sethlock: @Adi_pie of course, of course.
🔗 15:29 ravensshade: it never rises on the chat empire either
🔗 15:29MetricFurlong: Tuckiozi: okay, here take this packed lunch with you
🔗 15:29 zarr0: ravensshade: There was no enough tea and the ocean was too cold and salty to make a good cup
🔗 15:29 CantWearHats: that's probably actually true sethlock
🔗 15:29MetricFurlong: it's tea and crumpets
🔗 15:29 Quantum_Dot: @Zyme86: They have ones designed to help with excessive daytime sleepiness. They are not so bad, from (prescription) experience.
🔗 15:29 Raiz0k: @Quantum_dot: as I've switched to it from a 1-2l a day energy drink habit, I can vouch for yerba to be energetic enough.
🔗 15:30 Tuckiozi: damn you tricksy imperialist tea"
🔗 15:30 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: @Ravensshade I prefer the Cat Empire
🔗 15:30 ravensshade: salty tea? HOLE IN THE MARKET
🔗 15:30 zarr0: The French were imperialists too but they were french so noone cared
🔗 15:30 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (39s ago)
🔗 15:30 ShadeofHades: Morning chat.
🔗 15:31 Quantum_Dot: Umm, quebec cares....
🔗 15:31MetricFurlong: zarr0: aside from Algeria, obviously
🔗 15:31 ravensshade:
not to bring up anything.. but atleast the dutch were never imperialist and we had plenty of tea 
🔗 15:31 adi_pie: ravensshade, don't knock it, I ate some Sea Salt Dark Chocolate and it was surprisingly good.
🔗 15:31 zarr0: Noone cares about quebec either. theyre not even good at being Canadian
🔗 15:31 Chemistring: All this talk of tea and my cup is empty. brb
🔗 15:31 CantWearHats: mine too actually
🔗 15:31 Tuckiozi: "the dutch were never imperialist" wut
🔗 15:31 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I really need to stop listening to ultra right/left wing conspiracy theory podcast but they fascinate me.
🔗 15:31 CantWearHats: gib cuppa
🔗 15:31 Quantum_Dot: But they have a disproportionate share of Canada's good looking women....
🔗 15:31 zarr0: Oooh i have a good conspiracy podcas
🔗 15:32 zarr0: lemme find it
🔗 15:32 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Bring it on
🔗 15:32 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (2m ago)
🔗 15:32 ravensshade:
shush 
🔗 15:32 ravensshade:
trade empire does not count shush 
🔗 15:32 Raiz0k: Actually, you'll find that in Dutch, "Empire" is a kind of biscuit.
🔗 15:32Dumori:
ravensshade, embrace your past don't deny it 
🔗 15:33 Tuckiozi: You're a kind of biscuit!
🔗 15:33AygarConrad: !next
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (3m ago)
🔗 15:33 Grescheks: mmm biscuit
🔗 15:33 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Used to listen to Ghost True Capitalist, man that was a rabbit hole..
🔗 15:33 Quantum_Dot: Aww yeah, empire cookies
🔗 15:33 Raiz0k: No, I'm just flakey.
🔗 15:33 ravensshade: "the dutch republic empire" ehmmm
🔗 15:33DiamondTiki: your mum's akind of biscuit!
🔗 15:33 zarr0: oooh glen beck is still good to listen to
🔗 15:33 Tuckiozi: Waitwait
🔗 15:33 zarr0: and alex jones is crazy as the day is long
🔗 15:33 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Welcome to All Biscuit all the time.
🔗 15:33RvLeshrac: ravensshade: South Africa would like to have a word.
🔗 15:33HummingbirdJames: !panic
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 15:34 Quantum_Dot: So you are saying, Total Biscuit?
🔗 15:34 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain:
Some would call it a Total Biscuit 
🔗 15:34 Tuckiozi: !picnic
🔗 15:34 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 15:34 Quantum_Dot: Ha! I beat you rubber foot!
🔗 15:34 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: A hope TotalBiscuit is able to bring about that whole round table discussion thing.
🔗 15:34 Tuckiozi: I like how it's just "controlled by EUROPE"
🔗 15:34 Raiz0k: No no, Biscuit: Total War.
🔗 15:34Mrdodgycat: Japan, Korea and ?
🔗 15:34 ravensshade: @Rvleshrac i'm sure they would... but.. well.. you see .... we're not at home at the moment leave a message after the beep *human screams* *beeeeep*
🔗 15:35 ravensshade: the filiphines total war
🔗 15:35 zarr0: Hey why did noone want Tailand
🔗 15:35 zarr0: thats just mean
🔗 15:35 Raiz0k: Little known fact, "They Live" was actually about Europeans.
🔗 15:35Sonicwarrior93: !next
🔗 15:35 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PDT (5m ago)
🔗 15:35 zarr0: And i cant find my crazy person podcast
🔗 15:35 Hiramas: i still want a space: total war
🔗 15:35 adi_pie:
Mrdogycat, would it surprise you to find out that hose two have been fantastically reclusive and insular nations for much of their history? 
🔗 15:36 Quantum_Dot: @Zarr0: Skeptoid is pretty good on the flip side of things
🔗 15:36 zarr0:
ooh cools. thanks 
🔗 15:36 ravensshade: @Hiramas i'm sure there's a 4x game that has been.. partially total warred... imperium galactica came pretty close
🔗 15:36 Sarah_Serinde: Woo, made it back before GPLP this time
🔗 15:36 All_Mankind: in my opinion Russia on that map should be white
🔗 15:36 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I felt like i was living in the 1990s again the other day. Found my awesome Nintendo Gameboy case thing that holds all my link cables/ adapters/ attachments.
🔗 15:36Mrdodgycat:
So bad at geography/typing today 
🔗 15:37 Quantum_Dot: Ugh, Desire to Learn is awful to use.
🔗 15:37 ravensshade: little known fact.. i mistook imperialism and colonialism as 2 seperate things
🔗 15:37Mowdownjoe: EETS UP
🔗 15:37 Raiz0k: It's alive...
🔗 15:37 Hiramas: ravensshade and there is homeworld. but I have played everything i found remotely interesting by now...
🔗 15:37 Tuckiozi: IT BEGINS
🔗 15:37 ShadeofHades: WOOP!
🔗 15:37MetricFurlong: ravensshade: well, only one of those is a videogame
🔗 15:37 LadyRhian: We get signal!
🔗 15:37 ravensshade: well homeworld doesn't have the clear split
🔗 15:37MetricFurlong: main screen turn on
🔗 15:37 Mangledpixel: We've got Stream-Sign!!!! [running around]
🔗 15:37 Raiz0k: Homeworld is much more dynamic, I recommend it.
🔗 15:37Starkiller8965: Get hype!!!
🔗 15:37 Raiz0k: Homeworld 2 I mean.
🔗 15:37 Jwiley129: main screen turned on?
🔗 15:38 ravensshade: imperium galactica has a bit of turn based combined with real time ground combat
🔗 15:38 All_Mankind: yay, an excuse to turn off What is Love
🔗 15:38 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: What game we playin'?
🔗 15:38 VmKid: Silly LRRTwitter!
🔗 15:38 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 15:38 Chemistring: Ye cannot get ye hype
🔗 15:38 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Might have to be bed soon
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: !show override gplp
🔗 15:38 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP (overridden)
🔗 15:38 ravensshade: which is closer to TW then homeworld
🔗 15:38 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:38 Mangledpixel: normal view! Normal View! NORMAL VIEW!
🔗 15:38 ravensshade:
@Metricfurlong imperialism was a videogame right? 
🔗 15:38 Raiz0k: "overridden" - is that a console exclusive?
🔗 15:38MetricFurlong: ravensshade: right. Two, in fact
🔗 15:38 Hiramas: homeworld is the best space strategy there is. Wating for the remastered. I basically want a new SW empire at war type game with the strategic depth of Total war and the awesomeness of Homeworld
🔗 15:38Dumori: I'm kindo hyped for the Homeworld HD launch cause the orgional looks like *** on my crazy huge screen
🔗 15:39 Zeke229: sqrt(-1)
🔗 15:39 Zipa8: when is homeworld hd supposed to launch?
🔗 15:39 Raiz0k: There's a Homeworld HD relaunch!?
🔗 15:39RubenRybink: What are we playing tonight?
🔗 15:39Dumori: Homeworld (1 Cat and 2) are some of the best RTS's I've every played
🔗 15:39 Hiramas: dumori HW2 is still pretty well playable
🔗 15:39Dumori: not 100% macro
🔗 15:39 CantWearHats: back with tea in time for GPLP
🔗 15:39MetricFurlong: RubenRybink: they haven't decided yet
🔗 15:39Mrdodgycat: Come on crap West of Ireland internets, you can do this...
🔗 15:39 Zipa8: Homeworld the original had one of the best atmospheres in any game i have played
🔗 15:39 Navarran: I'm just hoping the HD relaunch means I can play MP with no desync
🔗 15:39HummingbirdJames: I'm expecting Homeworld HD to go wrong somehow
🔗 15:39 SohNata:
C9 beat Alliance 4 v 5 just in time for GPLP 
🔗 15:40Dumori: Hiramas, I was talkign about Homeworld not 2 2 is mostcertainly still a thing I hit up complex every month or 2 wiuth 2
🔗 15:40 ravensshade: not saying homeworld was bad (it was in fact grreat.. just say imgal 2 was pretty damn close to a space total war game
🔗 15:40 Navarran: Hey CWH, what was that crazy tanks on the moon game?
🔗 15:40Foxmar320:
so this is now GPLP Mystery Box edition 
🔗 15:40HummingbirdJames: It's being done by Gearbox, right? Not exactly filling me with hope
🔗 15:40shadowmaster132: Zipa, if my shitty Aussie internet can do it, yours can too
🔗 15:40 ravensshade: i'm expecting a homeworld 3 damnit
🔗 15:40 All_Mankind: i hope it's as pretty as Eve Online. . .should try it anyway
🔗 15:40 Zipa8: my internet is fine?
🔗 15:40MetricFurlong: HummingbirdJames: quite the reverse, if anything
🔗 15:40 CantWearHats:
Navarran, it was BattleZone! check out battlezone1.com for more info on it, and you can actually get the game there
🔗 15:40Dumori: Thew first Homeworld is ,the ONLY game to make me cry (consistantly)
🔗 15:40 Navarran: Sweet, thanks hats
🔗 15:40 D3fr0st5: "a game"... very mysterious
🔗 15:40Mianit_help: Hello
🔗 15:40 zarr0: You live in the Gealteuch Mrdodgycat? IM sorry i didnt spell that right. im from the part of Northern Ireland that doesnt irish
🔗 15:40 CaffeinatedLemur: CWH that battle zone sure was a zone with battles
🔗 15:40 Jwiley129:
For the Magic peeps who preorder, Sorin just jumped to $25 
🔗 15:40 ravensshade: @Mrdodgycat have you put enough potato's into your router?
🔗 15:40Lord_ZYRK returns with tea, too
🔗 15:40 CantWearHats: it suuuuuure was lemur
🔗 15:41 Raiz0k: Funny, Homeworld and EVE are pretty much the only space games that I'm excusing the "airplane physics" in.
🔗 15:41DiamondTiki: More battles than we expected
🔗 15:41shadowmaster132: sorry meant dodgycat, chat scrolled too fast
🔗 15:41Mianit_help: Ok then
🔗 15:41Dumori has a WiP screen play of Homewrold as an anime
🔗 15:41Mrdodgycat: Zarr0: Mayo actually, but not far from it!
🔗 15:41Dumori: cause why the *** not
🔗 15:41 Hiramas: I worry about the gearbox involvement, too but at PAX the seemed pretty into it...
🔗 15:41Mrdodgycat:
And I'm saving the shpuds Ravinshade, precious commodity 
🔗 15:41 All_Mankind: i always dream about what Eve could have been like if in the beta testing they didn't find out players complained about being disoriented without airplane spaceships
🔗 15:41 zarr0: Mrdodgycat: I live in Carrickfergus. We have a castle ^^
🔗 15:41 LadyRhian: Did anyone else see the last Tallycraft?
🔗 15:41 GraemeHart: just finished my art project woot
🔗 15:42Dumori: Hiramas, Gearbox has two or three 3wings and one exists onlyu to *** out dev hell games
🔗 15:42Dumori: the other seem to mak actual good things...
🔗 15:42 Loonatic93: Not everything that Gearbox does is bad. There's the "Borderlands" franchise.
🔗 15:42 Zipa8: Gearbox are not altering the story or lore , just remastering the game so its kind of hard to *** up
🔗 15:42eroberts19: damn straight spuds are a commodity
🔗 15:42Dumori: the one that poops out Dev hell stuff deosn't
🔗 15:42HummingbirdJames: The only good games Gearbox made were Borderlands and the Halo port for PC back in the day
🔗 15:42 All_Mankind: hi again!
🔗 15:42 RebelliousUno: !show
🔗 15:42 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP (overridden)
🔗 15:42 ravensshade:
they could make the interface worse then it allready was 
🔗 15:42Mowdownjoe: HAI G&P!
🔗 15:42 Lord_Carol: Hey YOu people!
🔗 15:42 LadyRhian: Hello, Graham!
🔗 15:42 VmKid: HEEEEY everybody!
🔗 15:42 ShadeofHades: Hello!
🔗 15:42 Mangledpixel: I'm a people?!
🔗 15:42 Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, I need to catch up on the end of Tally's last stream
🔗 15:42 RebelliousUno: hey G
🔗 15:42 Jwiley129: Hey you guys!
🔗 15:42 emberBecky: heyyy you people
🔗 15:42 grgriffin3: HEEEEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
🔗 15:42Foxmar320: heyyyyyyy Graham and Paul
🔗 15:42 koizom: Heeeeeeeee
🔗 15:42 ravensshade: (if i rememba correctly
🔗 15:42 AdmiralMemo: Hey us people!
🔗 15:42Anaerin: Gearbox also did CounterStrike.
🔗 15:42 adi_pie: Hey, YOU people.
🔗 15:42lordlundar: Loonatic93 The Borderlands series is the anamoly.
🔗 15:42 CantWearHats: heeeey yoooou guysssss!
🔗 15:42Mrdodgycat: Zarr0: We have...Bogs...And...Yeah
🔗 15:42 LadyRhian: Love your Doctor Hoo shirt!
🔗 15:42 Stooky_Bill: hoi goys"]
🔗 15:42malc:
Hey you guys 
🔗 15:42 Jwiley129: wait...should I be offended?
🔗 15:42 esperchld: What do you mean by "you peple"
🔗 15:42 Briars_the_fox: i got interrupted watching TTC by watching GPLP
🔗 15:42 zarr0: What do you mean you people?
🔗 15:42 AdmiralMemo: What do you mean by "you people"?
🔗 15:42 Yaaaaaawn: Hey Drs LRR, check that gifsound out, its hypnotic
🔗 15:42 All_Mankind: hey, we are people
🔗 15:42 LordoftheFros: Hello, Graham and Paul!
🔗 15:42Dumori: HummingbirdJames, IDK Gearbox has had it's hands of a few gems
🔗 15:42 RebelliousUno:
And Paul of course 
🔗 15:42 Grescheks: Hey Paul (And also Graham)
🔗 15:42 VmKid: Hello and welcome to the Paul and Graham Play Let's!
🔗 15:43 Raiz0k:
Re EVE, that problem is it's not that easy to get right with realistic physics, at least not with everyone blowing everything apart with relativistic kill vehicles
.
🔗 15:43 EiranAlestain: You people again?
🔗 15:43 Angnor33: Hello Me and also Graham!
🔗 15:43Sacrificialtoast: "last week"
🔗 15:43 Raiz0k: Hey, they're back!
🔗 15:43 Jwiley129: you and me both Briars_the_fox XD
🔗 15:43 Anubis169: strawpoll time?
🔗 15:43Lord_ZYRK: Shovel all the knights
🔗 15:43 Zipa8: they could make the UI better to like adding advances that came with homeworld two
🔗 15:43 Chemistring: Mystery box?
🔗 15:43 TodayIamRee: Shovel knight butt mode?
🔗 15:43 Aarek: Mystery Box!
🔗 15:43 Tuckiozi: Libeary?!
🔗 15:43HummingbirdJames:
Play Prayer Warriors
!
🔗 15:43 Hiramas: argh sry for that link
🔗 15:43 CantWearHats: woah there Hiramas
🔗 15:43 AdmiralMemo: Hiramas: Whoa
🔗 15:43 Mangledpixel: dat link
🔗 15:43Golldum: legend of grimrock!
🔗 15:43Sonicwarrior93: Poll
🔗 15:43 chrislewisrose:
know whats super awesome, missing pre relase and your local store having intro packs leftt over 
🔗 15:43 Anubis169: Hiramas, loooong
🔗 15:43 RebelliousUno: Surgeon Simulator 2013
🔗 15:43 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: What you got?
🔗 15:43 sethlock: Shovel Knight II: The Hoe-down
🔗 15:43 esperchld: Why play console games, when you can play PC games
🔗 15:43 Hiramas: i apologize, that looked different in my chat window Oo
🔗 15:43 zarr0: Mrdodgycat: do you have Witches and boggarets in the bogs?
🔗 15:43Sacrificialtoast: The Void is really interesting
🔗 15:43RubenRybink: Destiny? Maybe next week?
🔗 15:43 VmKid: I like to call that "Google Link Puke"
🔗 15:43 TodayIamRee: !vote mystery mox
🔗 15:43Jamfalcon: Ooh Marlow Briggs is... interesting.
🔗 15:43 RebelliousUno: aww why no Mystery Box
🔗 15:43 grgriffin3: Ooh, Broforce so goooood.
🔗 15:43 adi_pie: The Void, for the strange experience.
🔗 15:43 AdmiralMemo: AWWWWw
🔗 15:43 Havok4: Shadow Warrior is so good.
🔗 15:43Foxmar320: oooo you can both play Broforce!
🔗 15:43 D3fr0st5: marlow briggs!!! good game!
🔗 15:43 Briars_the_fox: the hell... my bettertwitch isnt highlighting and the options for it arent there
🔗 15:43 esperchld: Marlow Briggs is cool
🔗 15:43 billthecrazycat:
woo heavy bullets 
🔗 15:43Zauvryn: Marlows Briggs would be hilarious for a full playthrough, Broforce is good for a short session
🔗 15:43 Laserbeaks_Fury: Shovel Knight 2: The Ace of Spades
🔗 15:43 GDwarf: Oh man. The Void and Reus are both pretty sweet
🔗 15:43Mowdownjoe: Broforce? We did that on Adam's 36 hour stream.
🔗 15:43 AdmiralMemo: Can't decide between Broforce and Heavy Bullets
🔗 15:43OneirosGolem: Neat, I recognize these. But as much as I like The Void and Reus... Not sure they'll stream well?
🔗 15:43 GraemeHart: seen too much broforce
🔗 15:43 Zipa8: Marlow briggs is pretty good , i saw Jesse Cox LP it
🔗 15:43 CantWearHats: no mystery box? THIS VOTE ISN'T RIGGED AT ALL! unsubscribe!
🔗 15:43 afoersch: Bro Force 1?
🔗 15:44 LordoftheFros: Broforce is going to win
🔗 15:44Anaerin: That's quite the list.
🔗 15:444dSwissCheese: Would Broforce be done in co-op?
🔗 15:44Golldum: legend of grimrock!
🔗 15:44 Havok4: More shadow warrior people!
🔗 15:44RvLeshrac: Broforce was already a co-op thing with Adam and Serge. Not that it can't be done again.
🔗 15:44Muffincider: I am offended that Air Control isn't on there
🔗 15:44 All_Mankind: the poll is the mystery box
🔗 15:44Sonicwarrior93: Will you do co-op
🔗 15:44malc: eh, bro force
🔗 15:44Mowdownjoe: The Void is supposed to be spooky good times.
🔗 15:44 TrakoGamer: Bromando!
🔗 15:44Dumori: Reus is fun but noit a "full" G&P game, Shadow Warrior looks the best on that list
🔗 15:44HummingbirdJames:
Play Sonic 06 
🔗 15:44 Fracaswell: Matt and Andrew did Broforce, SO GOOOD
🔗 15:44amythist: pretty sure
🔗 15:44 Angnor33: Reus is interesting, but probably not a great streaming game.
🔗 15:44 Zipa8: yes you can
🔗 15:44 CantWearHats: you can indeed do bro-op
🔗 15:44 ravensshade: can you play mystery box... the mystery box?
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: StreamBroForce
🔗 15:44 Ylegm: local coop for broforce
🔗 15:44lordlundar: I have to admit, there's not a single title there that has any interest to me. Mainly due to oversaturation.
🔗 15:44 esperchld: what is the straw pole?
🔗 15:44 Anubis169: yeah you can do local coop
🔗 15:44 Stoffern: Yes Broforce is coop
🔗 15:44dark77778: Yep~ Broforce co-op
🔗 15:44Cantwearcats: I feel like Shadow Warrior would be a good choice for an extended GPLP
🔗 15:44Foxmar320: get ye extra controller!
🔗 15:44 Jwiley129: CWH is correct in calling it Bro-Op
🔗 15:44 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Yes there is local Bro-Op
🔗 15:44Mrdodgycat:
@Zarr0: Plenty of witches, but they don't take to my wiley charm 
🔗 15:44 VmKid: Graham and Paul are the ultimate bros.
🔗 15:44drthvd3r: Hey, can I get a link to the strawpoll?
🔗 15:44 Zipa8: bro-op co op is a go
🔗 15:44dark77778: The chat will enlighten you
🔗 15:44 All_Mankind: did you hear about the new game being made by the people behind Air Control?
🔗 15:44 Senstaku: Where straw poll?
🔗 15:44 Jwiley129: !listen
🔗 15:44 LRRbot: Always listen to chat. Never listen to chat.
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: Yes, you can! Matt and Andrew did Co-Op BroForce
🔗 15:44 grgriffin3: Co-op is basically the point of Broforce. Dunno if you can splitscreen.
🔗 15:44 RebelliousUno: Bro-ing the streams
🔗 15:44 zarr0: I want amnesia because i havent seen how paul reacts to horror
🔗 15:44 chrislewisrose: all about the local co op
🔗 15:44dark77778: Local bro-op
🔗 15:44DiamondTiki: Local bro-op
🔗 15:44 TrakoGamer: shadow warrior is alright, but I think Broforce would go better for stream
🔗 15:44 grgriffin3: Oh, you can. Most excellent.
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Graham: Did my retro controller come in yet?
🔗 15:45 Havok4: That sounds great G&P
🔗 15:45 esperchld: Broforce is awesome
🔗 15:45 Lakedaemonii: I love Mondays. GPLP, new Loading video, and Unskippable
🔗 15:45 RebelliousUno: Prepare for the Let's Bro
🔗 15:45 Zipa8: shadow warriors is great
🔗 15:45 sethlock: @All_mankind people developed that? I thought it was the result of defragging a disc of stolen assets
🔗 15:45MetricFurlong:
damn, my PC crashed and I missed the poll 
🔗 15:45DiamondTiki: Commence the puns!
🔗 15:45lordlundar: All_Mankind how on earth did they get enough money to do so?
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: get your death plunger primed and ready Anubis169
🔗 15:45 Lakedaemonii: makes my day
🔗 15:45 RebelliousUno:
Update Game and Titles then 
🔗 15:45Quintondreaming: Can we have a straw poll link? Just joined.
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: Sennheiser ftw
🔗 15:45angelofdust337: I'm not sure about broforce. I'd like GPLP play a game where they can make funny comments throughout
🔗 15:45Dumori: Shado warrior was SUCH a fun FPS in the vain of the old style of FPS
🔗 15:45 Jwiley129: First, you must play it with your Bro. Are Graham and Paul official Bros?
🔗 15:45 Nightvalien28: shadow warrior is amazing
🔗 15:45 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Broforce is thetits
🔗 15:45 RebelliousUno: !game refresh
🔗 15:45 LRRbot: Currently playing: Gaming Talk Shows
🔗 15:45 Havok4: I think shadow warrior would work great. You mostly run around with a sword cutting up demons.
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: CantWearHats, it'll take a whacking again
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: oh hey!
🔗 15:45 Grescheks: Lakedaemonii: You forgot about the Beej
🔗 15:45 grgriffin3: SNES controller hype!
🔗 15:45 ravensshade: you know graham and paul.. could you just say reus .. i want to hear you mangle it...
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo: Yes! It's THERE!
🔗 15:45 esperchld: Broforce would be playable on like an NES controller
🔗 15:45 Nightvalien28: ERMEGED
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo: YAY!
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: SNES controller got there!
🔗 15:45 Nightvalien28: memo you are the best
🔗 15:45 Ceris75: I have one of thoses
🔗 15:45Puhnkss: I love you bros
🔗 15:45DiamondTiki:
A169, have you changed the plunger to !death add yet? Cause you should 
🔗 15:45 All_Mankind: universal SNES bus
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: oh man if only you'd had the for Shovel Knight
🔗 15:45 Asoxa: you only need 7 buttons..!
🔗 15:45 Nightvalien28: nostalgia crit 9999
🔗 15:45 Lakedaemonii: not to diminish anyone else, but Mondays are my Graham and Paul fix days. hehe
🔗 15:45 Zipa8: you can use your ps4 controller to Graham if you download the custom drivers
🔗 15:45dark77778: You should absolutely be able to play broforce with a snes controller
🔗 15:45 zarr0: How do you get a usb snes controller?
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Currently playing: Gaming Talk Shows
🔗 15:46 ndance: broforce is awesome
🔗 15:46dark77778: YOU'LL NEED TO CONFIG CONTROLS.
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: No sound
🔗 15:46 VmKid: USB SNES controller for the PC that was sent to LRR through UPS.
🔗 15:46BigFMonster: i have no idea what most of the games are.
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: Ned less mute
🔗 15:46 SohNata: I'm getting sound
🔗 15:46 DirgeNovak: zarr0 you buy a usb snes controller
🔗 15:46 ravensshade: i hear sound memo
🔗 15:46 adi_pie: So, CWH, would Earl grey work with some lemon, or am I a heathen for even thinking of tainting its purity?
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: Update the twitch game?
🔗 15:46Sonicwarrior93: do they know anything about the game?
🔗 15:46 Sarah_Serinde: Memo I hear sound
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: There we go
🔗 15:46 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Configuring is a good idea
🔗 15:46 Zipa8: i was half expecting Paul to pull out a rock band guitar as a controller
🔗 15:46 RebelliousUno: LoadingReadyRun, update twitch game?
🔗 15:46Anaerin: Anubis169, Yes. Sennheiser rocks (He says, looking at his HD580s on his desk, and the HD280 Pros on his wife's desk)
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: ravensshade: It took a moment.
🔗 15:46 TrakoGamer: lmao, graham and paul are going to play broforce
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Currently playing: Gaming Talk Shows
🔗 15:46 CantWearHats: adi_pie, I've had earl grey with lemon, it's not bad!
🔗 15:46Lord_ZYRK: adi_pie, it's already got citrus in it, so that sounds overboard
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Currently playing: Gaming Talk Shows
🔗 15:46dark77778: @Graham, it'll work, but you need to config it in the Options
🔗 15:46 TrakoGamer: this is AWESOME
🔗 15:46 esperchld: You can always go uner options and check
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP (overridden)
🔗 15:46 Piperlyon: what's this? BROFORCE???
🔗 15:46 CantWearHats: I love Broforce
🔗 15:46 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Yeah bro
🔗 15:46 RebelliousUno: o7 you're welcome sir
🔗 15:46 grgriffin3: Broforce is super fun.
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce
🔗 15:46 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Much bro
🔗 15:47slazer2au: and now the bromance of Dr Graham and Dr Paul rises to a new level.
🔗 15:47Foxmar320: Broforce so gooood!
🔗 15:47 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Such force
🔗 15:47 adi_pie:
Lord_ZYRK, I eat lemons whole sometimes so there is no citru overboard for me. 
🔗 15:47 Sampy104: These guys are some bad *** BroFo's
🔗 15:47 Anubis169: Hi Adam
🔗 15:47 Zipa8: Graham and Paul are the ultimate bro force
🔗 15:47Okipokute: ooh broforce
🔗 15:47 Jwiley129: How much FORCE do you need for the BRO FORCE
🔗 15:47 zarr0: dirgenovak: alright. didnt know that was a thing
🔗 15:47 hascow: yeah BRO!
🔗 15:47 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Graham: So... Regarding my gift... What does the state flag of Arizona look like? 
🔗 15:47 Anubis169 pokes Seabats
🔗 15:47 esperchld:
YOu set down as up 
🔗 15:47Lord_ZYRK:
adi_pie, I enjoy lemons a lot, too, but there is a point at which it won't taste like tea anymore 
🔗 15:47 billthecrazycat: maybe the menu uses down for up but the game is fine?
🔗 15:47 chrislewisrose: hey guys, so I am thinking of emigrating from UK to canada, but i have no idea where to start. are there any ex pats who can help me? Also, im a ED nurse if thats relevent to getting a visa....
🔗 15:47dark77778: Go to clear
🔗 15:47 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Do you have it upside down? 
🔗 15:48 adi_pie: Is there a Scrublord in the chat?
🔗 15:48dark77778: Up is now both up and down
🔗 15:48 TStodden: Clear settings & redo!
🔗 15:48 adi_pie: Lord_ZYRK, point taken.
🔗 15:48 Jwiley129: Where is Seabats?
🔗 15:48 Piperlyon: clear and try again?a
🔗 15:48 esperchld: Gram, you need to set ALL of the crontrolls
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: Sorry
🔗 15:48 grgriffin3: You killed it!
🔗 15:48 ShadeofHades: Up is the button as well?
🔗 15:48OneirosGolem: I think it now has Axis 5+ set for both Up AND Down.
🔗 15:48Anaerin: Clear settings.
🔗 15:48Jamfalcon: Maybe you should just clear it and set them all.
🔗 15:48 CelticStag: up and down are both set to +5
🔗 15:48 DirgeNovak: Try the PS4 controller maybe? Those work well on PC
🔗 15:48 Yaaaaaawn: start with the confirm buttons etc instead?
🔗 15:48 Grescheks: you have set "Up" as both up and down
🔗 15:48 Zipa8: this is why its in alpha
🔗 15:48 Yumore: you have up set as the same button
🔗 15:48Lord_ZYRK: AdmiralMemo, are those SNES controllers converted to USB or USB controllers that are SNES controller clones?
🔗 15:48 Piperlyon: uh... that is not what was intended
🔗 15:48 RebelliousUno: That just raises firsther problems
🔗 15:48 All_Mankind: how unsettling
🔗 15:48Mrdodgycat: Flip it turnways
🔗 15:48slazer2au: Axis 5+ is also binded to up.
🔗 15:48 RebelliousUno: further
🔗 15:48slazer2au: there we go.
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: Is the _PC_ set up to connect the controller correctly?
🔗 15:48 RebelliousUno: ABC Start
🔗 15:48Croooooooow_t_robot: menus the game
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: Lord_ZYRK: Clone
🔗 15:48 plummeting_sloth: the most epic control option musch
🔗 15:49Lord_ZYRK: AdmiralMemo, what brand?
🔗 15:49 chrislewisrose: MASH ALL FOR FREEDOM!
🔗 15:49 plummeting_sloth: SETTING OUR KEYS screamed the chorus
🔗 15:49RvLeshrac: AdmiralMemo: They got it. You can set multiple axes to one control.
🔗 15:49 Yaaaaaawn:
this may or may not match on the two controllers now 
🔗 15:49Okipokute: freedom faceroll!
🔗 15:49 AdmiralMemo: G-Tiron, Lord_ZYRK
🔗 15:49 Anubis169:
ok chat, deathcount up and ready 
🔗 15:49Sonicwarrior93: prepare for menu fall
🔗 15:49 Anubis169 has it covered
🔗 15:49 Piperlyon: Paul can use the keyboard?
🔗 15:49 VmKid: Oh boooy...
🔗 15:49 RebelliousUno: !deathcount
🔗 15:49 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:49malc: !gamepaddeath
🔗 15:49 TStodden: One control scheme to rule them all?
🔗 15:49 Zanzabar_: put in secondary controls for him
🔗 15:50 Yaaaaaawn: there is the option for two controls for each
🔗 15:50 Jwiley129:
of course you do Anubis. That's b/c you're really just a computer script! There's a bot in the chat! 
🔗 15:50 grgriffin3: Keyboard isn't terrible to use in this game.
🔗 15:50 VmKid:

🔗 15:50 hascow: the first level of BROFORCE is setting up the controls
🔗 15:50 Anubis169 is not a bot
🔗 15:50 Anubis169: beep boop
🔗 15:50 billthecrazycat: this might mess everything up
🔗 15:50 CantWearHats: this isn't confusing at all
🔗 15:50 Piperlyon: but A is jump and B is fire
🔗 15:50 adi_pie:
This is a professional operation, folks. 
🔗 15:50Cantwearcats: The most dramatically awesome controller rebinding EVAR!!!!
🔗 15:50OneirosGolem: That's a really weird way to do it, but okay Devs.
🔗 15:50CompletelyUnsure: thrill as the bros configure game controls!
🔗 15:50Okipokute probes anubis169's ports
🔗 15:50dark77778: >> That won't work
🔗 15:50 zarr0: Anubis: So this is your move skynet?
🔗 15:50Mowdownjoe: I think we might break things.
🔗 15:50 esperchld: The game is very playable on keyboard if this doesn't work
🔗 15:50dark77778: I've done this before. it'll config it all for the same controls
🔗 15:50Eldrin13: yay alpha...
🔗 15:51 chrislewisrose: so... bit random, but talking of freedom and murica in general... Ive just read gore vidals Burr, that was a fascinating take on murican history
🔗 15:51 Lord_Hosk: So I just watched Kathleens commercial for me... Awwwww
🔗 15:51Sonicwarrior93: the real question is whether anubis is a toaster?
🔗 15:51slazer2au: Horrible? it will be hilarious.
🔗 15:51 Sampy104: Gotta bind those Brotrols
🔗 15:51 plummeting_sloth: Loading Ready Live: This might be horrible
🔗 15:51 Anubis169: Sonicwarrior93: if i am then i run netbsd
🔗 15:51Croooooooow_t_robot: uh on, we're stuck in an endless loop of menus
🔗 15:51 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Graham: What was the reaction to the postage on my package? 
🔗 15:51 Raiz0k: Gregorian: The Rebinding
🔗 15:51 Piperlyon: it's working!
🔗 15:51 Raiz0k: shoot, too late
🔗 15:51Okipokute: lord_hosk how do you feel about your bonus child?
🔗 15:51 RebelliousUno: Go Bros!
🔗 15:51 esperchld: anubis is a bot
🔗 15:51 adi_pie: Anubis169 will soon start counting the deaths IRL too. Be afraid, folks. Be very afraid.
🔗 15:51 Jwiley129: Time to go on Brotrol with the Broforce!
🔗 15:51RvLeshrac: That's really awful, it isn't hard to put in multiple controller settings.
🔗 15:51 TStodden is forseeing an epic controller-based FAIL in the near future...
🔗 15:51 SohNata: I guess that wasn't unskippable.
🔗 15:51Dynemanti: i have played this with a friend, if you both are using the same type of controller it should work fine if this doesnt
🔗 15:51Quintondreaming: Wow... that worked.
🔗 15:51Croooooooow_t_robot: you monster, you skipped the scene
🔗 15:51 CantWearHats: success?
🔗 15:51 Zanzabar_: you might have to make sure your not using the same button for two opposite things
🔗 15:51 Grescheks: this doesn't look horrible
🔗 15:51 zarr0: close enough!
🔗 15:51 esperchld:
RvLeshrac, you canplay both characters on the same controlpad 
🔗 15:51 chrislewisrose: @adminalmemo what was the reaction to my package? thats an innuendo waiting to happen
🔗 15:51 VmKid: Go up to each other and hit USE
🔗 15:51 AdmiralMemo: Dear LoadingReadyRun: You're covering Graham's Bro.
🔗 15:51DrPandaFace: the true "broforce" expression on their faces
🔗 15:51 plummeting_sloth: well, I think constantly slashing is not a bad thing
🔗 15:52RvLeshrac: Oh, I thought it had been released.
🔗 15:52 Zanzabar_: you have one control being used twice
🔗 15:52 esperchld: Graman, each character is a bit different
🔗 15:52lordlundar: RvLeshrac Early Access title.
🔗 15:52 Jwiley129: If you move to either lower corner, you will cover someone's health. Maybe go to middle? But that seems bad too
🔗 15:524dSwissCheese: I think it's only that pair of buttons that you have a problem with.
🔗 15:52dark77778: You need to switch controls
🔗 15:52 esperchld: lordlundar, there was also a demo
🔗 15:52 AdmiralMemo: Each character is different. Some characters have actions that others can't do.
🔗 15:52slazer2au: Round 2?
🔗 15:52 Sampy104: What's in a game? That which we play with Bros would be just as sweet.
🔗 15:524dSwissCheese: One of you needs to be ok with switching your melee and jump. Otherwise it's fine.
🔗 15:53Quintondreaming: This might take some time.
🔗 15:53lordlundar: esperchld yes, but he was asking about the release.
🔗 15:53 esperchld: lordlundar, ahh
🔗 15:53Mrdodgycat: !sandwichesandtea
🔗 15:53 esperchld: lordlundar, I want to see this on 3ds
🔗 15:53RvLeshrac: lordlundar: I know it was(is) in Early Access, I just thought they'd released it.
🔗 15:53slazer2au: !advice
🔗 15:53 LRRbot: Close the door!
🔗 15:53 Sampy104: Bromeo, Bromeo, wherefore art thou Bromeo?
🔗 15:534dSwissCheese: Now it should be fine
🔗 15:53 Jwiley129: To Bro is to truly understand the Bro-ternity of Men
🔗 15:53 zarr0: Hah it says butt
🔗 15:54Eldrin13: are you guys using different controllers?
🔗 15:54 Piperlyon: woo! controller mapping!
🔗 15:54 plummeting_sloth: now they're the same, except they're different
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: yeah they are
🔗 15:54Utilitarian_STFD: Oh man. Bro Force. Awesome. My only complaint is that we have to wait so long to unlock Ellen Ripbro
🔗 15:54 Sampy104: Sorry for the poetry guys, We should stick to Brose
🔗 15:54 RebelliousUno: Graham is on a USB Snes like pad I believe paul is using a 360 pad
🔗 15:54 Raiz0k: They should have sent a Broet.
🔗 15:54 Jwiley129: Don't forget to check or work. You don't want to make a Brostake
🔗 15:54Spolin: Graham, your face is blocking your face
🔗 15:54 AdmiralMemo: I should've sent 2 of them.
🔗 15:54 plummeting_sloth: liberating the forest from the trees
🔗 15:54 esperchld: broforce, the only game where the terminator sucks
🔗 15:55 grgriffin3: That whip is OP as balls.
🔗 15:55MagisterMystax: So the bros regenerate?
🔗 15:55lordlundar:
Then you get Agent J and swear at the game. 
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: Nebro
🔗 15:55DrPandaFace: broforce: because life is dull without explosions!
🔗 15:55 Jwiley129: You are the Brosen One!
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 15:55 Grescheks: Mr Anderbro
🔗 15:55 CantWearHats: atatatatata
🔗 15:55 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:55 LRRbot:
1 death for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:55 grgriffin3: !game good
🔗 15:55 Piperlyon: !game good
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: "Later!"
🔗 15:55 VmKid feels more american now
🔗 15:55Eldrin13: !game good
🔗 15:55 Jwiley129: !game good
🔗 15:55 ndance: !game good
🔗 15:55 Yaaaaaawn: !game good
🔗 15:55 Zanzabar_: thats not a death
🔗 15:55 CantWearHats: I don't know if that counts as a death
🔗 15:55 ndance: !game fantastic
🔗 15:55 Sampy104: It's sad that you punch people. You should totally give them the Bro-knee
🔗 15:55 Yaaaaaawn: reaaalllly good
🔗 15:55 Anubis169: !death remove
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:55 GraemeHart: Broneo because "Nebro" had issues
🔗 15:55 esperchld: !game *** amazing
🔗 15:55 esperchld: !game good
🔗 15:55 VmKid: !game good
🔗 15:55 Nightvalien28: brocop
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: BroBroCop
🔗 15:55 Zanzabar_: just gets left behind
🔗 15:55 adi_pie: !game good
🔗 15:55amythist: Brodel Walker
🔗 15:55 GDwarf: Chuck Broris?
🔗 15:55 plummeting_sloth: you have 10 seconds to comply, Bro
🔗 15:56DiamondTiki: Brodel Walker
🔗 15:56 CantWearHats: don't forget you have the special attacks
🔗 15:56Nanosauromo: Hey guys what's goin on in this stream?
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:56 LRRbot:
1 death for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:56 MehallD: Chuck Norris doesnt need a bo name. He's Chuck Norris
🔗 15:56 esperchld: rescuing also gives you a 1up IIRC
🔗 15:56Muffincider: Broker Texas Ranger
🔗 15:56 MehallD: SNAKEEEE
🔗 15:56MetricFurlong: SNAAAAAKE!
🔗 15:56 Jwiley129: SNAAAAAKE!
🔗 15:56Dynemanti: snake broskin
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (10/10)
🔗 15:56 Piperlyon: wait, what?
🔗 15:56 Zanzabar_: a rescue is a 1UP
🔗 15:56 MehallD: SSSSSSSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKWEEEEEEEEE
🔗 15:56mikedaveharris: this looks so retro
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: busted: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:56Utilitarian_STFD: You're the BRODOCK SAINTS!
🔗 15:56 plummeting_sloth: Graham
🔗 15:56MetricFurlong hive minds with Jwiley129
🔗 15:56 Sampy104: Two Wild and Crazy Bros!
🔗 15:56 All_Mankind: you're the Broondock Saints
🔗 15:56Utilitarian_STFD: or Boondock Bros
🔗 15:56 Piperlyon: are they the bad dudes?
🔗 15:56 Navarran: Jet Li?
🔗 15:56 Quantum_Dot: Boondock saints
🔗 15:56 ndance: two guys is boondock saint
🔗 15:56 grgriffin3: Wait, that COULD be BOONDOCK SAINTs.
🔗 15:56 AdmiralMemo: You can be THREE guys
🔗 15:56 Neural_Engineer: Saints
🔗 15:56Eldrin13: boondock saints
🔗 15:56Xavier0080: You ARE the Ice Climbers
🔗 15:56 aesir_blade: Boondock Saints
🔗 15:56Muffincider: Boondock saints
🔗 15:56 All_Mankind: or something
🔗 15:56Utilitarian_STFD: if you prefer
🔗 15:56 AdmiralMemo: This is Boondocks
🔗 15:56 CantWearHats: Brodock Saints
🔗 15:56dark77778: Brodock Saints/Boondock Saints
🔗 15:56Lord_ZYRK: Brodock Saints
🔗 15:56 TrakoGamer: Brodock Saints
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:56 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:56DiamondTiki: Brodock saints
🔗 15:56 afoersch: double dragon?
🔗 15:56 Rcraddz: Double Dragon?
🔗 15:56Eldrin13: your special calls the grandfather
🔗 15:56 AdmiralMemo: Special ability is THREE guys
🔗 15:56 plummeting_sloth: Graham "Is two guys" Stark
🔗 15:56 Jwiley129 recip-bro-cates Metricfurlong
🔗 15:57 Anubis169: BusTed: I've got it, in this game they die a lot
🔗 15:57 TrakoGamer: BroGyver
🔗 15:57 grgriffin3: Oh god, they have the Boondock Saints inthis now? I need to play this again.
🔗 15:57 Anubis169: best to have just one tracker
🔗 15:57 RebelliousUno: Demolition Man?
🔗 15:57 Piperlyon: and BroGyver
🔗 15:57lordlundar:
Hey Anubis169, wave bye by to your button. 
🔗 15:57 adi_pie: BroGuyver
🔗 15:57DiamondTiki: BroGyver
🔗 15:57 CantWearHats: Broguyver!
🔗 15:57 AdmiralMemo: Macguyver
🔗 15:57Eldrin13: the tnt is sweet
🔗 15:57 afoersch: Hulk Brogan?
🔗 15:57Omnipotenttrevor: Don't you have specials you can use?
🔗 15:57 Nightvalien28: dat mullet
🔗 15:57 Jwiley129: Don't LEAVE A BRO BEHIND!
🔗 15:57 Piperlyon: oh *** son, blade
🔗 15:57 esperchld: blade is OP
🔗 15:57 grgriffin3: Blade also OP.
🔗 15:57Camthelion: ok whats the theme plaing sounds familiar
🔗 15:57 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: No the special ability seriously is a third guy
🔗 15:57DiamondTiki: I think you mean Brade graham
🔗 15:57 CantWearHats: Bromando!
🔗 15:57 esperchld: blade's special is awesome
🔗 15:57 plummeting_sloth: you know Bro fu
🔗 15:58 billthecrazycat: John Broclane
🔗 15:58 RebelliousUno: BroClain
🔗 15:58Eldrin13: you guys should stick together
🔗 15:58 TrakoGamer: Brade!
🔗 15:58 Piperlyon: you don't have a long range weapon, but you can reflect bullets and be just generally badass
🔗 15:58 Tuckiozi: Now we just need to find someone iceskating!
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:58 LRRbot:
3 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:58Sod_: you arent saying enough BRO bro
🔗 15:58FocusTrees: Broforce!
🔗 15:58 VmKid: !ReallyFunnyDeath
🔗 15:58 adi_pie: Which Bro could just fly across the map on his own bullets?
🔗 15:58 CantWearHats: squish!
🔗 15:58 TStodden: Please! Stop with the Bromotions, bro!
🔗 15:58 Sampy104: Bro-wned
🔗 15:58 Asoxa: Try specials!
🔗 15:58 esperchld: Paul, use your special
🔗 15:58Eldrin13: use the special
🔗 15:58 plummeting_sloth: Bro-avity, my greatest nemisis
🔗 15:58FocusTrees: Thats Expendabros
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:58 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:58 AdmiralMemo: You can SLOWLY destroy ground
🔗 15:58 LRRbot: vmkid: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 15:58 LRRbot: 4 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 15:58Omnipotenttrevor: Paul has gone minecraft
🔗 15:58 esperchld: I think the death counter will break
🔗 15:58OneirosGolem: I also would be confused by a man digging through the wall with a katana
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: VmKid, I've got it
🔗 15:58RvLeshrac: Indiana Brones, I think you mean.
🔗 15:59DiamondTiki: Indiana Brones!
🔗 15:59 Anubis169: it's gonna get really confusing with multiple people tracking deaths
🔗 15:59DrPandaFace: the pathetic klinks of the sword and ground
🔗 15:59 RebelliousUno: BRodge Dread
🔗 15:59Eldrin13: indiana brones special is the gun
🔗 15:59DiamondTiki: Get it together guys
🔗 15:59dark77778: Indiana Brones has a gun as his special.
🔗 15:59 Jwiley129: "What does it mean to Bro? Is it the righteous search for Brodom? Is it the search for Brolightenment? Or is it seeking a way to Bro-vana?" - Francis Bro-can
🔗 15:59 esperchld: dredd special is interesting
🔗 15:59 CantWearHats: I AM THE LAW
🔗 15:59DiamondTiki: And Bro Dredd
🔗 15:59 Piperlyon: seems pretty strong in this meta
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: I AM THE BRO
🔗 15:59 All_Mankind: Judge Bredd?
🔗 15:59 adi_pie:
Judge Bread? 
🔗 15:59 RebelliousUno: I AM THE BRO
🔗 15:59 GDwarf: What, but Indy famously has a gun! He uses it to kill ninja! That are inexplicably in the Middle-east!
🔗 15:59 Sampy104: Can you respawn as Elsa from Frozen and Let It Bro?
🔗 15:59 GraemeHart: Judge Bredd
🔗 15:59Xavier0080: Judge Bredd>
🔗 15:59 BusTed: Are they both Stallone?
🔗 15:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: Two Stallones
🔗 15:59 VmKid: Fidel Castbro? Or whatever the opposite is?
🔗 15:59 Piperlyon: everyone survived!
🔗 15:59 D3fr0st5: Bro dredd?
🔗 15:59 afoersch: I am the one who Bro's
🔗 15:59 TStodden: Party Foul!
🔗 15:59 CantWearHats: yeah!
🔗 15:59 Nightvalien28: you guys need to high five for slow mo mode
🔗 15:59Foxmar320:
try using a special attack 
🔗 15:59amythist: BJ Broaccus
🔗 15:59 All_Mankind: i chose to believe Judge Bredd is the comic book version and not Sylvester Stallone
🔗 15:59 Piperlyon: B A Broracass
🔗 15:59 VmKid: Mr. T with a flamethrower? Yup, GOTY right here.
🔗 15:59 adi_pie: I pity the Bro.
🔗 15:59 Sampy104: fool.Pity()
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo: You can respawn as the female Bro from Aliens... Brain fart on name is making me sad
🔗 16:00 RebelliousUno: Brobocop
🔗 16:00 grgriffin3: YOUR MOVE, BRO.
🔗 16:00 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Use your special abilities!!
🔗 16:00Dynemanti: you guys gotta high five after every level otherwise your successes don't count
🔗 16:00Eldrin13: robocop best special
🔗 16:00 Nightvalien28: neos special is awesome
🔗 16:00 Rerout343: Is it just me or does the outro song sound the like the Power Rangers theme
🔗 16:00 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Specials are great in this game
🔗 16:00 TrakoGamer: Brochete!
🔗 16:00 hascow: Memo: Ellen Ripley
🔗 16:00 Piperlyon: your kung fu is strongest
🔗 16:00amythist: brobocop's special is OP
🔗 16:00 TStodden: BroboCop!
🔗 16:00 BusTed: Stop... he's already deeaaad...
🔗 16:00 Jwiley129:
No Graham, you know Bro Fu 
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:00 LRRbot:
5 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:00 ndance: danny effing trejo
🔗 16:00 CantWearHats: aw what happened to the announcer?
🔗 16:00 GDwarf: "I know bro-fu"?
🔗 16:00 VmKid: I have a Broner.
🔗 16:00 Piperlyon: more knives than your body has room for
🔗 16:00Eldrin13: use the special paul
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: 6 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:01Eldrin13: as soon as one person jumps on
🔗 16:01 AdmiralMemo: It leaves RIGHT AWAY
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:01 LRRbot:
7 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:01 Sampy104: You gotta unlock the Minotaur and go to Bro-wn town
🔗 16:01 All_Mankind: "oh no, i got killed and turned into Chuck Norris" - a sentence you dread to hear
🔗 16:01 grgriffin3: Man, I just really want to play as the Brodock Saints.
🔗 16:01 Jwiley129: NEVER LEAVE A BRO BEHIND! All for one, and Bro for all!
🔗 16:01 Asoxa:
No 
🔗 16:01 Raiz0k: That's one special...
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: dink dink dink dink
🔗 16:01 ndance: ALL BROS ARE IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION
🔗 16:01 BlueDefender006: Let it bro let it bro, can't hold me back anymore, let it bro let it bro, prepare to break down that door. I don't care if you say Im too buff, let that wall fall down, COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BRO
🔗 16:01 ndance: apologies for caps. my son is helping me type
🔗 16:01 EldraziOutlaw: !game
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce (rating 100%)
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:01 LRRbot:
8 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:01 GDwarf: Oh, that's a chainsaw! I thought it was a proton-pack
🔗 16:01 grgriffin3: Fission Mailed!
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: !death ad
🔗 16:01 Yaaaaaawn: brosaw!
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: 9 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:01WatsonLytwick: turbochainsaw
🔗 16:01 afoersch: chainsaws for hands
🔗 16:01 TStodden: To much bro power to compbrohend!
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: double death!
🔗 16:01Utilitarian_STFD: Bro in Black
🔗 16:01 Jwiley129: FOr a second I thought G was from Bro-host Busters
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: asoxa: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:02 billthecrazycat: J from MIB
🔗 16:02 adi_pie: Even Anubis169 is mesmerized by the Bros.
🔗 16:02 RebelliousUno: Bro in Black?
🔗 16:02 TrakoGamer: noisy cricket
🔗 16:02 Piperlyon: you're a Bro in Black
🔗 16:02 Nightvalien28: bro smith
🔗 16:02 AdmiralMemo: Bro in Black
🔗 16:02DiamondTiki:
death ads? I don't think hat's appropriate 
🔗 16:02Rowboatgirlyman: Massive Broback
🔗 16:02 tyloncorp: Eeeeee
🔗 16:02 Mangledpixel: noisy cricket
🔗 16:02 Yaaaaaawn: best special there
🔗 16:02 billthecrazycat: heh, special is a nuralizer
🔗 16:02 Anubis169: hahahahaha
🔗 16:02 Nightvalien28: awesome special
🔗 16:02 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:02 LRRbot:
10 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:02Rowboatgirlyman: Are there lives in this game? Or do you just restart the level?
🔗 16:02 GDwarf:
This seems more like "Graham Plays; Paul dies often" 
🔗 16:02 TStodden meds to check if he has this game or not.
🔗 16:02 Piperlyon: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
🔗 16:03 grgriffin3: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
🔗 16:03 All_Mankind: you can use the cricket recoil to fly pretty far
🔗 16:03 CantWearHats: notthebeeeeeeeeeeees
🔗 16:03 Nightvalien28: beeeees
🔗 16:03 Anubis169: SPLORT
🔗 16:03Eldrin13: cricket is powerful
🔗 16:03Lord_ZYRK: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
🔗 16:03 Jwiley129:
Since when did this turn into the Wicker Bro? 
🔗 16:03 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce (rating 100%)
🔗 16:03 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:03 LRRbot:
11 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:03 Rcraddz: Get to the Choppa
🔗 16:03 AdmiralMemo: Paul: Special on Brominator is invniciblity
🔗 16:03 Jwiley129: Ho Ho Bro, Mother f***er
🔗 16:03 afoersch: "I need your clothes, boots, and motorcycle... bruh"
🔗 16:04 All_Mankind: of course, the Broondock Saints get two lives
🔗 16:04 esperchld: Each rescue is another life
🔗 16:04 Kapol42: But do you ever get in the bag?
🔗 16:04OneirosGolem: Just don't even worry about it Paul
🔗 16:04 AdmiralMemo: You respawn at flags, Paul
🔗 16:04 Piperlyon: "If you run out of lives, then you get the cage"
🔗 16:04 grgriffin3: It's a Flashbang grenade.
🔗 16:04 D3fr0st5: I want to hear will smith sing "we are the bro in black"
🔗 16:04 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:04 LRRbot:
12 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:04 RebelliousUno: Seemed more like a flashbang
🔗 16:04 Anubis169: !death remove
🔗 16:04 LRRbot: 11 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:04 Anubis169: so much luck
🔗 16:04Xavier0080: Still not dead
🔗 16:04 VmKid: Spider-Graham, Spider-Graham
🔗 16:04 CantWearHats: brochete's special is hilarious
🔗 16:04 grgriffin3: 'Sall good.
🔗 16:05CamKillThemAll: Anybody seen a good deal on this game?
🔗 16:05 Nightvalien28: knives everywhere
🔗 16:05 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Paul: Respawn at flags
🔗 16:05 SohNata: Maybe best to keep count of deaths and add them at end of level
🔗 16:05 Jwiley129: you're missing all our Bro puns! you're dispicable
🔗 16:05 Sampy104: Chat, pun amongst yourselves
🔗 16:05DiamondTiki: Does he pull someone's guts out?
🔗 16:05 Lord_Hosk: Number one rule of Broforce, you need to work TOGETHER. You are bro's afterall
🔗 16:05Lord_ZYRK: ANARCHY IN CHAT
🔗 16:05 Nightvalien28: dear doctor lrr high five for slow mo mode
🔗 16:05 SohNata: Bro's before Glory I guess?
🔗 16:05Mrdodgycat: Smash the state!
🔗 16:05 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Graham is STABBY
🔗 16:05 billthecrazycat: haha
🔗 16:05 esperchld: They aren't watching, we can do whatever we want
🔗 16:05WatsonLytwick: haha
🔗 16:05 RebelliousUno: Lol
🔗 16:05 Anubis169: hahahahah
🔗 16:05Utilitarian_STFD: alright here we go *BOOM* so long!
🔗 16:05 ndance: broforce best force
🔗 16:05 CantWearHats: LOL
🔗 16:05DrPandaFace: I think paul and graham would make good broforce members, paul would throw metal magic cards and graham would just smash everything with his fists!!
🔗 16:05 Anubis169: that bodycount!
🔗 16:05 ndance: bro force one
🔗 16:05 Nightvalien28: LOL
🔗 16:05 CantWearHats: seeya!
🔗 16:05 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain:

🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:06 LRRbot:
12 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:06 LadyRhian: The ground is full of Jam...
🔗 16:06NoTomToLose: it's worse than the darn flagpole in Mario 3D World
🔗 16:06 afoersch: paul, it's pronounced MAH BRAN
🔗 16:06 grgriffin3: That is so Baller.
🔗 16:06 Jwiley129: "To enter the Bro-sphere, one must chug a Natty and Fist Bump your closest Bro." - Seneca the Bro-losopher
🔗 16:06Foxmar320: plz robocop special lol
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:06 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:06FocusTrees: Dat high 5! @(^_^)@
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:06 LRRbot: 13 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:06 VmKid: Graham "Jibbles" Stark
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:06 LRRbot: 14 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:06 Sampy104: Time to activate Bro-Mo!
🔗 16:06 GraemeHart: lowers visual fidelity =P
🔗 16:06 Mangledpixel: Fission Mailed
🔗 16:06 Havok4: Lots of Jibs
🔗 16:06Eldrin13: as a caution you can make levels unfinishable if you blow up too much
🔗 16:06 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Goozled yourselves
🔗 16:06 GraemeHart: as the bits on screen increse
🔗 16:06 esperchld: You have to ingest natty for bro-sphere? ... not worth it
🔗 16:06 GraemeHart: increase*
🔗 16:06 All_Mankind: is there any Steven Segalbro?
🔗 16:06 Rerout343: this...game...is...awsome
🔗 16:06 LadyRhian: Ground is full of Jam...
🔗 16:07 CantWearHats: that happens sometimes, if you blow up enough of the level you can goozle yourself
🔗 16:07 Jwiley129: Mangledpixel You MAILED the fission? what's wrong with you!
🔗 16:07 VmKid: Cool guys don't look at explosions
🔗 16:07Eldrin13: try blades special
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:07 LRRbot:
15 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:07Cantwearcats: High five with chainsaw hand?
🔗 16:07 Grescheks: gah, high fiving Ash, NOT a good idea
🔗 16:07 grgriffin3: Blade bro is actually OP as balls.
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: moooooow
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: 16 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:07 Nightvalien28: groovy
🔗 16:07 Zanzabar_: you gotta get to a flag
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:07 LRRbot:
17 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:07 grgriffin3: That is too cool.
🔗 16:08 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. LoadingReadyRun: Respawn at flags
🔗 16:08DrPandaFace: pauls special would be iron MTG card that decapitate people
🔗 16:08 Jwiley129: Ok, time to go. Have fun Bro-ing out!
🔗 16:08 Laserbeaks_Fury: It it MacGyver, or MacGrubber?
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: splort!
🔗 16:08 VmKid: It's inside of a turkey
🔗 16:08 grgriffin3: Well, it WAS a turkey.
🔗 16:08 ndance: it was a turkey
🔗 16:08Eldrin13: turkey dinner
🔗 16:08 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Gibbed
🔗 16:08 ndance: wall turkey!
🔗 16:08 CantWearHats: get to da choppa!
🔗 16:08 VmKid: It was a nuke inside of a turkey
🔗 16:08 afoersch: what is? what do? BOOM
🔗 16:08 Nightvalien28: deadly turkey
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:08Eldrin13: not a good neo point
🔗 16:08 AdmiralMemo: Melee SUCKS on bosses
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:09 LRRbot: 21 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:09 CantWearHats: tonly on
🔗 16:09 CantWearHats: pfffbt
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: !death set 20
🔗 16:09 LRRbot: 20 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:09 CantWearHats: *only one
🔗 16:09 Sampy104: Get to the chop-bro!
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: guys this is REALLY HARD
🔗 16:09Eldrin13: try out the special before getting new guys
🔗 16:09 grgriffin3: Pardon me while I tunnel backwards into the Earth!
🔗 16:09amythist: yes Brominator can actually use his minigun to fly
🔗 16:09 CantWearHats: I warned you Anubis169
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:09 LRRbot:
21 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:09 Nightvalien28: you are doing great anubis
🔗 16:09MagisterMystax: Just point it backwards to speedrun the level
🔗 16:09 Jwiley129: Putting them through the Bro-lender
🔗 16:09 RebelliousUno: Could Everyone please stop getting shot!
🔗 16:10slazer2au: This seems like a good crossing the streams games.
🔗 16:10 SohNata: Like I said, just keep track and add at end of level. Easier and stops the chat getting all spammed up
🔗 16:10CompletelyUnsure: who is grams mini gym character?
🔗 16:10 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:10 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:10 AdmiralMemo: FlameBrower
🔗 16:10 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:10 LRRbot: 22 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:10 SohNata: Are they....dogs?
🔗 16:10 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:10 LRRbot:
23 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:10 esperchld: mr t doesn't likek lots of dogs
🔗 16:10Lord_ZYRK: Ya like dags?
🔗 16:10 AdmiralMemo: Just blow up the ground
🔗 16:11 Grescheks: Graham, they keep coming UNTIL you knock out the ground
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo: It's the black bros
🔗 16:11BibitteNoire: !game good
🔗 16:11 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (11/11)
🔗 16:11 Raiz0k: The more you know...
🔗 16:11 Anubis169: doooog pile!
🔗 16:11Lord_ZYRK: HA jo-eks
🔗 16:11 CantWearHats: LOL graham
🔗 16:11 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:11 LRRbot:
24 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:11 DirgeNovak: SHOTS FIRED
🔗 16:11 Stooky_Bill: !game good
🔗 16:11 grgriffin3: Graham, dropping the SCIENCE.
🔗 16:11 Mangledpixel: remember, you also have a 'dash' button. Blade's dash is particularly effective.
🔗 16:11 adi_pie: !game good
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo:
"Tax evasion" 
🔗 16:11 MehallD: #shotsfired
🔗 16:11 TrakoGamer: !game good
🔗 16:11Cup_Of_Nooodles: This game looks badass
🔗 16:11Cup_Of_Nooodles: What is it?
🔗 16:11 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 16:12 Loonatic93: !game good
🔗 16:12 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 16:12Lord_ZYRK: BROFORCE
🔗 16:12 afoersch: !game good
🔗 16:12 grgriffin3: Broforce.
🔗 16:12 CantWearHats: Broforce!
🔗 16:12 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 16:12 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce (rating 100%)
🔗 16:12 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !game good
🔗 16:12Foxmar320: !game good
🔗 16:12 TrakoGamer: Cup_Of_Nooodles, BroForce
🔗 16:12 ndance: wait until you have to flex
🔗 16:12 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:12 LRRbot:
25 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:12 Ceris75: !game good
🔗 16:12Cup_Of_Nooodles: Cool thanks guys
🔗 16:12 adi_pie:
Graham, don't worry Sylvester Stallone made the exact same tax evasion joke in Expendables 3. To Wesley Snipes, no less. 
🔗 16:12deadcrystal: You gonna play this game for the whole stream?
🔗 16:12 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (19/19)
🔗 16:12 Itazu: !game good
🔗 16:12 tyloncorp: WAAAAAT
🔗 16:12 TStodden: Anybody have a copy of the game that they want to trade?
🔗 16:12 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:12 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:12Lord_ZYRK: WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
🔗 16:12 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:12 LRRbot: 26 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:12 Nightvalien28: holy ***
🔗 16:12 Havok4: So how many arnolds are there in this game.
🔗 16:12FocusTrees: Brobarian!
🔗 16:12 CantWearHats: HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD OF CROM
🔗 16:12 afoersch: So much Ahnold
🔗 16:13 TodayIamRee: Brobarians are not to be confused with brobrarians
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:13 LRRbot:
27 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:13 TodayIamRee: (brobrarians: the most insufferable of librarians)
🔗 16:13OneirosGolem: Tell me Graham, what is best in brolife?
🔗 16:13 esperchld: Rest in Peace, BRO
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: 28 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death set 29
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (20/20)
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: 29 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:13Sod_: If you are interested guys, you should also get on steam "Expendabros" which is kinda like a demo of this game which ties in with the expendables movie. It's completely free (and those characters arent in this game)
🔗 16:13 adi_pie:
Now I'm just hearing the Conan soundtrack in my head. 
🔗 16:13 Havok4: Anubis169 has high ambitions.
🔗 16:13 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, Broguyver is one of the weaker bros
🔗 16:13 SohNata: They've launched a new Steam Store
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death ADD
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: 30 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:13Muffincider: !game good
🔗 16:13 esperchld: McGuyver is amazingly effective
🔗 16:13 RebelliousUno: !uptime
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:42
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: OH GOD IT HURTS
🔗 16:13 All_Mankind: bigger numbers are better right
🔗 16:13 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:13 LRRbot:
31 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:13 Loonatic93: They did the same thing for your Super Mario stream this past weekend.
🔗 16:14Eldrin13: snake has no range limit on his gun, dont get near people
🔗 16:14 CantWearHats: you can do it Anubis169!
🔗 16:14 D3fr0st5: ~ a deth per minute of gameplay...
🔗 16:14 CantWearHats: I belief in yoooou
🔗 16:14 RebelliousUno: 30 deaths in 36 minutes though
🔗 16:14 RebelliousUno: 1 death a minute nearly!
🔗 16:14 TodayIamRee: If you try harder, you can break one death/minute of uptime
🔗 16:14Golldum: WTF DOES IT MEan #^ HOURS LIVE
🔗 16:14 Nightvalien28: we brolif in anubis
🔗 16:14Eldrin13: use melle
🔗 16:14Crossoutlaw: broguyver can attach tnt to ppl if ur within melee range...u can easuly just run up to them and tnt then
🔗 16:14 D3fr0st5: uno - the time taken to figure out what they were gonna play
🔗 16:14 esperchld: Team Recoil
🔗 16:14 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (21/21)
🔗 16:14 Grescheks: Golldum: 36 minutes
🔗 16:14Cup_Of_Nooodles: Wow this game is Gas.
🔗 16:14 Lord_Hosk: Paul, you can fly with the Bromenator gun
🔗 16:14 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:14 LRRbot:
32 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:14Golldum: i like my version better
🔗 16:14 RebelliousUno: Trud dat D3fr0st5
🔗 16:14 RebelliousUno: True*
🔗 16:14Croooooooow_t_robot: spaghetti
🔗 16:14 grgriffin3: He's invulnerable
🔗 16:15Eldrin13: you are invincibile
🔗 16:15 CantWearHats: terminator doesn't have recoil either
🔗 16:15 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:15 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:15 AdmiralMemo: Special = invincible
🔗 16:15 adi_pie: Graham, the Terminator can fly if you use the gun after you jump.
🔗 16:15 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:15 LRRbot: 33 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:15Eldrin13: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 16:15Utilitarian_STFD: Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
🔗 16:15 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:15 LRRbot:
34 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:15deadcrystal: wow chat delay is low
🔗 16:15 Nightvalien28: nice recoil
🔗 16:15 Yumore: this is one of those games that breaks the death counter
🔗 16:15 Grescheks: Invulnerable and no knockback when robot
🔗 16:15RoastedGravy: What a lovely day to go Broforcing, eh chaps?
🔗 16:15RoastedGravy bounces in
🔗 16:15Cup_Of_Nooodles: Is this only on steam?
🔗 16:15Eldrin13: paul use special
🔗 16:15 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:15 LRRbot:
35 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:15Lord_ZYRK: SUP BROASTEDGRAVY?!
🔗 16:15 AdmiralMemo: Paul: Special gets other me back
🔗 16:16 afoersch: Gravyguchi!
🔗 16:16RoastedGravy: HEY LORD BRYRK!
🔗 16:16 Quantum_Dot: Paul is carrying this team
🔗 16:16 TStodden: Steam & Humble Bundle for $15
🔗 16:16mikedaveharris: so much death on this
🔗 16:16Lord_ZYRK: RoastedGravy, that one doesn't work so well XD
🔗 16:16Eldrin13: this is like boondock saints
🔗 16:16RoastedGravy: No it does not xD
🔗 16:16 TrakoGamer: this is the better Expenables
🔗 16:16Cup_Of_Nooodles: Thanks TSodden
🔗 16:16 AdmiralMemo: Admiral Mebro
🔗 16:16 afoersch: aBroersch
🔗 16:16 TrakoGamer: TrakBro
🔗 16:16 All_Mankind: some days you feel like the tank trying to roll over Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan and he just blows you up with one shot with a handgun he can't hold straight
🔗 16:16dark77778: Shoot while on the ladder
🔗 16:16 I_Am_Clockwork: Hey all
🔗 16:16Lord_ZYRK: Now I started a thing, haha
🔗 16:17 CantWearHats: and knowing half the battle
🔗 16:17 CantWearHats: GI BROOOOOOO
🔗 16:17 afoersch: Dmitri ShostaBrovich
🔗 16:17Lord_ZYRK: SUP I_AM_BROWORK?!
🔗 16:17RoastedGravy: BROMERICAN HERO!
🔗 16:17dark77778: !highfive CantWearHats
🔗 16:17 TStodden: I regret not getting this game on sale.
🔗 16:17 grgriffin3: BROMERICAN DREAM
🔗 16:17Rowboatgirlyman: Is this game procedurally generated?
🔗 16:17RoastedGravy waves at CantWearHats
🔗 16:17 I_Am_Clockwork: LORD_BROZYRK!
🔗 16:17 RebelliousUno: So What now!
🔗 16:17 CantWearHats: heya!
🔗 16:17 AdmiralMemo: Rowboatgirlyman: No
🔗 16:17 Nightvalien28: explode all the thing
🔗 16:17 Havok4: Try dashing
🔗 16:17 All_Mankind: no no, the AMERICAN BREAM
🔗 16:17Eldrin13: you done goofed
🔗 16:17BrohNata just subscribed!
🔗 16:17 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, BrohNata! (Today's storm count: 20)
🔗 16:17 CantWearHats: yeah that can happen
🔗 16:17 Sampy104: There is something about games like this and Shovel Knight that remind me of the Homer Simpson line: "Everyone knows rock achieved perfection in 1974"
🔗 16:17 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:17 Nightvalien28: hahaha
🔗 16:17 RebelliousUno: Slow Mo jump?
🔗 16:17 Nightvalien28:

🔗 16:18 adi_pie: I seem to remember Ripley was also in this, right?
🔗 16:18dark77778: Dashing works
🔗 16:18 BrohNata: Novelty Sub Pun game very storng,.
🔗 16:18 Lord_Hosk: Yes, you can goozel yourself
🔗 16:18 Nightvalien28: try dashing
🔗 16:18RoastedGravy:
BrohNata...gee, I wonder who that is 
🔗 16:18 TStodden: Dash-jump?
🔗 16:18 I_Am_Clockwork: Praise the suit
🔗 16:18 grgriffin3: Dashing?
🔗 16:18 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, you can screw yourself if you blow up too much ground
🔗 16:18mikedaveharris: so many explosions its a michael bay film
🔗 16:18 GraemeHart: Dash!
🔗 16:18 RebelliousUno: Wow that Twitch noise went nuts there?
🔗 16:18 Ceris75: PRAISE THE SUB
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:18 LRRbot:
36 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:18 afoersch:
aaaaand begin the bro-sub storm 
🔗 16:18RoastedGravy: PRAISE LORD HELIX-I MEAN RUN!
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: !death remove
🔗 16:18 LRRbot: 35 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:18Eldrin13: the saints should be able to self five
🔗 16:18RoastedGravy: So, what is up, my bromies?
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: sorry, that was an enemy not Mr T
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: so friggin' hard to see what's going on
🔗 16:19 grgriffin3: Well, nobody ever accused the McManus brothers of being fast runners.
🔗 16:19 I_Am_Clockwork: Dashing through the blood with my dude bro by my side
🔗 16:19 AdmiralMemo: That's the high five not dash
🔗 16:19dark77778: It's double-binded to high-five?
🔗 16:19RoastedGravy: Anubis169: There's too much high testosterone level ***. It's like a Michael Bay movie, only it's actually good.
🔗 16:19 RebelliousUno:
Slow Mo jump worked 
🔗 16:19 BrohNata:

🔗 16:19 CantWearHats: aw man, left your bro hanging!
🔗 16:20 TrakoGamer: this is a version of Expendables I'd love to watch
🔗 16:20 EldraziOutlaw: highfive before copter?
🔗 16:20 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:20 LRRbot:
36 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:20 Piperlyon: so how goes standing against the devil as BROS?
🔗 16:20Utilitarian_STFD: I loved at the end there. Paul's character goes for a high five as Graham's character leaps on the ladder and flies away
🔗 16:20 AdmiralMemo: High five before copter to make it slower
🔗 16:20 Havok4: There are many things that work well for a game that do not work well for a less interactive narrative.
🔗 16:20 Piperlyon: !advice
🔗 16:20 LRRbot: Try jumping.
🔗 16:20 Raiz0k: Slowly unfurling the middle finger...
🔗 16:20RoastedGravy: Should we call Graham and Paul the new StreamBros? Eh? Ehhhhh?
🔗 16:20 AdmiralMemo: It's bullet time
🔗 16:20 CantWearHats: TrakoGamer, there is actually an Expendabros demo/dlc
🔗 16:20 afoersch: you can stop bullets!
🔗 16:20Golldum: ITS THE BULLET STOP
🔗 16:20 afoersch: oops, i mean... you can stop bullets, bro!
🔗 16:20 Itazu: try out all your different butts?
🔗 16:20 Sampy104: Do you even dash Bro?
🔗 16:20 Yaaaaaawn:
well they are Irish 
🔗 16:20 Axiom4thewin: Hello chat and LRR
🔗 16:20 TrakoGamer: meh, this is infinitely better, I prefer 80s stuff
🔗 16:20Lord_ZYRK: RoastedGravy, StreamBros actually streamed this game a qhile ago
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:21 LRRbot:
37 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:21 Grescheks: Paul, as Neo you do dash attacks in different directions
🔗 16:21RoastedGravy: Aw, dammit. My joke is ruined, then.
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:21 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:21 I_Am_Clockwork: Duiude
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:21 LRRbot: 38 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:21 CantWearHats: Paul is carrying this team
🔗 16:21Mrdodgycat: Anubis, you da real mvp
🔗 16:21Lord_ZYRK: SUP AXIBROM4THEWIN?!
🔗 16:21 Piperlyon: wow... you got super killed Graham
🔗 16:21 Axiom4thewin: Graham,, I'm still getting you guys the Navy hat, waiting on our order to come in =)
🔗 16:21 RebelliousUno: right Time for bed for me
🔗 16:21amythist: yeah pretty sure Adam and Serj played it some when Adam did his 35 hour stream
🔗 16:21 DirgeNovak: Graham "SCRUB" Stark
🔗 16:21 Axiom4thewin: hehe Axibrom
🔗 16:21 RebelliousUno: good luck Bros
🔗 16:21MagisterMystax: So many Ahnoldbros
🔗 16:21 RebelliousUno: Night Chat Bros
🔗 16:21 Nightvalien28: good night RebelliousUno
🔗 16:21 Kthanid: I think you guys need to do more co-op one off's in future.
🔗 16:21 TStodden: Rambro!
🔗 16:22 AdmiralMemo: Woooo
🔗 16:22 Trippzen: Graham & Paul are streambros? Oh wait.
🔗 16:22malc: welp. that Bro exploded things so hard that the server I was upgrading died
🔗 16:22 Piperlyon: there is also Sylvester Brolone
🔗 16:22Eldrin13: ammo in us flag boxes
🔗 16:22RoastedGravy: Well, all I have to do is contact my school for permission to post posters for Desert Bus 8, and I will be happy with contributing to spreading the word.
🔗 16:22 esperchld: Canadians taking our flag
🔗 16:22 Axiom4thewin: I still have a bit of distaste for the word 'Bro', but I think we're getting close to the point we can use it ironically and be funny.
🔗 16:22 AdmiralMemo: Flag boxes = Ammo
🔗 16:22 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:22 LRRbot:
39 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:22Eldrin13: mcguyver turkey bomb is awesome
🔗 16:22 Anubis169: rockin' that 16bit mullet
🔗 16:22 Piperlyon: it's the turkey bomb
🔗 16:22 Ylegm: macgyver can stick dynamite to surfaces
🔗 16:23Eldrin13: and you can place them tnt on walls
🔗 16:23 I_Am_Clockwork: Thus is the problem with multiplayer platforms, If you don't stay together one gets shoved off screen
🔗 16:23 Grescheks: Ammo is used for specials, it's the grenade symbol beside your portrair
🔗 16:23 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:23 LRRbot:
40 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:23 Lakedaemonii: Macgyver doesn't use real dynamite...he'd fashion an explosive out of something
🔗 16:23 afoersch: just did a spit-take
🔗 16:23 Piperlyon: you respawn at the flags
🔗 16:23 CantWearHats: no, there is a lives system, it's obscured by the broverlay
🔗 16:23RoastedGravy: There's this cool thing called split-screen. Broforce should try it sometime.
🔗 16:23OneirosGolem: If you rescue someone while you're both alive, I think you get an extra life.
🔗 16:23 grgriffin3: America: We ALWAYS come back!
🔗 16:23 Jadeworrior: american flags are known for their regenitive properties
🔗 16:23 Axiom4thewin: So, have Graham or Paul ever play Hearthstone on Stream on Vod? Because...that could be a thing.
🔗 16:23 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:23 LRRbot:
41 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:23amythist: each bro you save counts as a life, if both of you die and have extra lives you respawn at the flag
🔗 16:23CompletelyUnsure: are the levels randomly generated?
🔗 16:23 BusTed: Ho ho ho.
🔗 16:24 Piperlyon: as Bro Smith
🔗 16:24Eldrin13: cricket jump>
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:24 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:24 Itazu: noisy cricket
🔗 16:24Lord_ZYRK: Agent BRO
🔗 16:24 Nightvalien28: team recoil
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:24 LRRbot: 43 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:24 SohNata: Judge Ded
🔗 16:24 DirgeNovak: Graham is really bad at this
🔗 16:24 AdmiralMemo: This game is in ALPHA people... Just to let you know... Any criticisms can be legit, but don't hold that against the game.
🔗 16:24 CantWearHats: Graham, there is a lives system, it's obscured by the broverlay
🔗 16:24 Mangledpixel: fun fact: those canisters that fly across the screen, you can stand on them while they fly
🔗 16:24Dumori: Judghe Dedd the shitty |Judge Death
🔗 16:24terrapinpower: When you rescue a bro you get another guy, so you respawn as the new bro you saved, then when you die you respawn until you run out of bros, i think
🔗 16:24 esperchld: For being in alpha, this game is *** amazing
🔗 16:24RoastedGravy: SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE! IT BURNS MY EYES (Last time I'm using caps)
🔗 16:24 MehallD: PREPOSTERONE
🔗 16:24 DirgeNovak:
You're welcome 
🔗 16:24 esperchld: Judge Death was cool
🔗 16:24 Piperlyon: so what is Indiana Brones' special?
🔗 16:24terrapinpower:
dammit, i just finished writing it when someone else go there 
🔗 16:25 Axiom4thewin: Indiana Brones
🔗 16:25 CantWearHats: worms style!
🔗 16:25 I_Am_Clockwork: Brotoerbrone
🔗 16:25Eldrin13: use the special
🔗 16:25 TrakoGamer: Brobocop or RoBrocop?
🔗 16:25 Piperlyon: does he just shoot?
🔗 16:25OneirosGolem: Beep boop, he's a brobot.
🔗 16:25 AdmiralMemo: BroBroCop
🔗 16:25 afoersch: yeesss memo, yesssss
🔗 16:25 Zanzabar_: use the special paul
🔗 16:25Anaerin: Can you use the Noisy Cricket to "Fly"? Or is there no shooting down.
🔗 16:25 TrakoGamer: Noooooooo
🔗 16:25 tyloncorp: BETRAYED
🔗 16:25Utilitarian_STFD: HIGH FIVE! *SEE YA*
🔗 16:25RoastedGravy: Wait, BROCOP?! When did he get here?!
🔗 16:25 grgriffin3: BroBroBro.
🔗 16:25 Nightvalien28: satan got whipped
🔗 16:25 CantWearHats: with brobocop, hold down shoot and he'll charge up
🔗 16:25 SohNata: BRO-TRAYED
🔗 16:25 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Muh bro!
🔗 16:25 Piperlyon: no, you're Bronan
🔗 16:25 I_Am_Clockwork: Brotality
🔗 16:25 Axiom4thewin: its BROhnan!
🔗 16:25TheGTF: Brobocop has a charge attack too
🔗 16:25 Ylegm: this is the last helicopter outta vietnam!
🔗 16:25 grgriffin3: "I broke your stupid crap!"
🔗 16:25Lord_ZYRK: Brobrobro Bro Bro Brobro
🔗 16:26 afoersch: Mah Bro-nd!
🔗 16:26 D3fr0st5: Bronan the brobarian
🔗 16:26 Lord_Hosk: Brobo cop can make his bullets enemy seekers, they shoot around corners and up laders to get to guys
🔗 16:26 Piperlyon: Bronan: the Brobarian
🔗 16:26Foxmar320: Robo Cop special is sweet
🔗 16:26 Axiom4thewin: all the bro puns
🔗 16:26dark77778: The grey guys are civilians you can recruit
🔗 16:26cuttlefishman: Why is this game available for purchase in Canada? Seems a bit too... American to be so.
🔗 16:26 CantWearHats: bronan the brobarian, original character do not steal
🔗 16:26dark77778: Don't kill the civilians
🔗 16:26 Lakedaemonii: were those pigs?
🔗 16:26RoastedGravy: Man, this is like a Michael Bay movie. Scratch that, this IS a Michael Bay movie.
🔗 16:26 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain:
Poor piggus 
🔗 16:26 AdmiralMemo: BACON TONIGHT!
🔗 16:26 Sampy104: Need to add a Canada theme
🔗 16:26 Mangledpixel: mercs
🔗 16:26 Nightvalien28: they are baconno
🔗 16:26 AdmiralMemo: They're your buds
🔗 16:26MagisterMystax: Mandecurreecurreela
🔗 16:26 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Are you arming contras? XD
🔗 16:26 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:26 LRRbot: 45 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:26 Lord_Hosk: Brobo cop can make his bullets enemy seekers, they shoot around corners and up laders to get to guys
🔗 16:26RoastedGravy: Bronan the Brobarian
🔗 16:26 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: You're ollie North XD
🔗 16:26dark77778: Make a Canadian mod with Hobro With A Shotgun
🔗 16:27Lord_ZYRK: cuttlefishman, fun fact: international purchases of this game come with a US greencard
🔗 16:27 LadyRhian: Triangle man hates particle man- they have a fight, Traingle wins...
🔗 16:27RoastedGravy: Uh, wut?
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:27 LRRbot:
46 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:27 AdmiralMemo: dark77778: This is in Alpha, and they're adding new Bros all the time.
🔗 16:27 Piperlyon: that... is a drill chamber?
🔗 16:27 Nightvalien28: team melay
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:27 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:27RoastedGravy: Brogent Smith from The Matrix?
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:27 LRRbot: 47 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:27 grgriffin3: The tank tunnelled into the earth!
🔗 16:27 CantWearHats: it's an elevator with more mans
🔗 16:27 Lakedaemonii: Drillovator
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:27 LRRbot: 48 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:27Lord_ZYRK: dark77778, eff yes
🔗 16:27 esperchld: Eventually there are like giant metal slug bosses
🔗 16:27 Piperlyon: no, it's Nebro
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: IT HURTS SO BAD
🔗 16:27Taichanie: Graham dies a lot.
🔗 16:27RoastedGravy: Elbrovator
🔗 16:27 Trippzen: A mans-dispensing drill?
🔗 16:27Eldrin13: use neos special when you are getting shot at
🔗 16:27 AdmiralMemo: Super died... More than regular died
🔗 16:28Eldrin13: they both die a lot
🔗 16:28 afoersch: Ludwig van BeethBroven
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:28 LRRbot:
49 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:28 Axiom4thewin: this is STILL in alpha?
🔗 16:28 Piperlyon: this is the most polished alpha have seen
🔗 16:28 Axiom4thewin: what do they have left to do?
🔗 16:28 Nightvalien28: add more bros
🔗 16:28cuttlefishman: Graham, does this stream cover CRTC requirements?
🔗 16:28 Lord_Hosk: Jump while shooting with the Brominator, Hold down shoot while jumping
🔗 16:28deadcrystal: preumably breeding bros to make better bros
🔗 16:28 Grescheks: Axiom: Add ALL the bros
🔗 16:28 grgriffin3: Bro army!
🔗 16:28cuttlefishman: There might be too much America in here.
🔗 16:28 AdmiralMemo: Axiom4thewin: They want to add a LOT more bros
🔗 16:28 Axiom4thewin: so wouldnt that be patches on DLC, not an alpha? lol
🔗 16:28 CantWearHats: yeah, and the announcer was a somewhat recent update
🔗 16:28amythist: yeah the only other Alpha I can think of that looks this good is Blizz's Heroes of the Storm
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:28 LRRbot:
50 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:28Lord_ZYRK: "What is best in life?" " Getting your swole on, slamming a frosty brew, and fly bitches." "YEAH BRO"
🔗 16:28RoastedGravy: So, shall we share some campfire stories?
🔗 16:28 afoersch: MINIONS! [/monarch]
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: no wait
🔗 16:29 grgriffin3: Terminator mode means invincibility.
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: still at 49
🔗 16:29Eldrin13: you become invincible
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: !death remove
🔗 16:29 LRRbot: 49 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:29 SohNata: This is going full Teslagrad
🔗 16:29 CantWearHats: becoming the terminator makes you temporarily invulnerable and no knockback from the minigun
🔗 16:29 AdmiralMemo: Terminator mode = invincible
🔗 16:29 Rcraddz: supposed to be 23 bros at present
🔗 16:29ReverseCreations: Becoming terminator not only means invinciblke but it's also a lot less effected from the knockback on the minigun
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:29 LRRbot:
50 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:29RoastedGravy: Buffer. Buffer. Hey, EVEN MORE BUFFER! What a SURPRISE!
🔗 16:29 Axiom4thewin: hmm what bros could they add? Brodick...(supposed to be Riddick, but I can see why they didn't add that now)
🔗 16:29 afoersch: Amadeus Brozart
🔗 16:29 Castlewise: who are the twins?
🔗 16:30 CantWearHats: James Brond
🔗 16:30 Axiom4thewin: James Brond is pretty good
🔗 16:30 AdmiralMemo: Twins are Brodock Saints
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:30 LRRbot:
51 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:30 Rcraddz: Boondock Bros
🔗 16:30 TrakoGamer: Ellen?
🔗 16:30 TrakoGamer: niiice
🔗 16:30 CantWearHats: she's got a palsma rifle!
🔗 16:30 grgriffin3: Pulse Rifle!
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: it's a pulse rifle!
🔗 16:30 DoktorNik: Ellen Riply with a pulse Rifle
🔗 16:30Lord_ZYRK: Is it just me, or does she have a five-o'clock shadow?
🔗 16:30 Axiom4thewin: oh oh...Tony Brah!
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:30 LRRbot:
52 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:30 AdmiralMemo:
You don't have to be male to be a bro. 
🔗 16:30 Axiom4thewin: Tony jaa from Ong Bak
🔗 16:30 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain:
More playable female characters than a Ubisoft game 
🔗 16:30 emberBecky: lady bro
🔗 16:30 DirgeNovak: Rip Ripbro
🔗 16:31malc: in the brotation?
🔗 16:31 adi_pie:
I knew Ripley was in this. 
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: there are currently...two lady bros, I think
🔗 16:31 Grescheks: who's the other CWH?
🔗 16:31 Raiz0k: Who are you calling a lady?
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo: Ripbro is currently the only female bro currently, that I know of, but they'll add more, presumably.
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: Cherry Darling from Grindhouse
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: iirc
🔗 16:31 Axiom4thewin: what about the Brower Rangers?
🔗 16:31cuttlefishman: Cherry Broling
🔗 16:31 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:31 LRRbot:
53 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: she has a gun leg that shoots down
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo: Oh there is?
🔗 16:31 DoktorNik: Is there Johnny Brovo?
🔗 16:31ReverseCreations: yeah what CWH said
🔗 16:31 Rcraddz: Cherry Darling from Planet Terror
🔗 16:31 GDwarf: ED-9. Not entirely unexpected.
🔗 16:31 Raiz0k: Ah, not in the *current* rotation...
🔗 16:31 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Use special
🔗 16:31 SohNata: I have to admit I'm surprised there's no James Brond
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: get in it!
🔗 16:31 BusTed: "He's dead tired."
🔗 16:31 Axiom4thewin: Jack Brour
🔗 16:32 Itazu: do the lady bros speak to each other about not a male bro?
🔗 16:32 AdmiralMemo: Must be new since Matt and Andrew played it.
🔗 16:32Lord_ZYRK: They could Brock Sampson. Wouldn't even have to change his name.
🔗 16:32 Anubis169: !pardonfuck
🔗 16:32 LRRbot:
1 pardon-fuck for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:32 TrakoGamer: holy ***
🔗 16:32 aesir_blade: Kill Bill
🔗 16:32 AdmiralMemo: SohNata: That could be added.
🔗 16:32BonSequitur: They'd have to do a different one for each James Bond though
🔗 16:32 aesir_blade: The Bride?
🔗 16:32deadcrystal: try dash?
🔗 16:32 TrakoGamer: she has her miningun leg?
🔗 16:32OneirosGolem: The Broide?
🔗 16:32 SohNata: Inigbro Montoya!
🔗 16:32BonSequitur: Or at least the good ones.
🔗 16:32 CantWearHats: she does TrakoGamer
🔗 16:32 TrakoGamer: sweet
🔗 16:32 Axiom4thewin: The Brocter, from doctor who?
🔗 16:32 aesir_blade: I think he was MechaHitler
🔗 16:32 GDwarf:
The Bro'd (Broad?
) would be an obvious lady-bro, yes
🔗 16:32 Rcraddz: get her at 222 rescues
🔗 16:32 aesir_blade: Yeah, looks like MechaHitler
🔗 16:33drthvd3r: Inb4 "This isn't even my final form"
🔗 16:33 Nightvalien28: rocket jump
🔗 16:33 Axiom4thewin: Duke Brokem
🔗 16:33Dumori: Bro Dredd and Brobocop th ecrimefight duo
🔗 16:33 AdmiralMemo: Mecha Hitler would be in style with this game
🔗 16:33 Stoffern: You cant kill him. Have to drop him off the map
🔗 16:33shadowmaster132: He's dead bro
🔗 16:33 TrakoGamer: need Broquez also from Aliens
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:33 LRRbot:
54 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:33RoastedGravy: AdmiralMemo: No, Super Mecha Death Christ would be in style with this game.
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: BLENDER
🔗 16:33 AdmiralMemo: Not as an enemy.
🔗 16:33 adi_pie:
Chat, dare I buy Five Nights at Freddy's on iOS just for a cheap prank? 
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:34 LRRbot:
55 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:34 GDwarf: "He'll be back, though" XD
🔗 16:34FocusTrees: Paul went HAM
🔗 16:34 Nightvalien28: blade beats rocket launcher
🔗 16:34 Axiom4thewin: Bro Diesel
🔗 16:34 afoersch: RATATATATA!!!
🔗 16:34Lancer873: There's one for the highlight reel.
🔗 16:34RoastedGravy: It would be worth every penny, adi_pie
🔗 16:34 Axiom4thewin: The Brock
🔗 16:34 Piperlyon: he's calling in an air strike! cheese it!
🔗 16:34 GDwarf: Fire bad!
🔗 16:34 Itazu: everything is on fire
🔗 16:34Taichanie: Fire can't hurt bros!
🔗 16:34drthvd3r: This game would seriously not be anywhere near as fun single player. Just sayin.
🔗 16:34 Axiom4thewin: Brolverine
🔗 16:34 CantWearHats: I think what Broforce needs is Zack Meatfist
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:34 LRRbot:
56 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:34RoastedGravy: Paul "Doesn't Know the Obvious" Saunders
🔗 16:34 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 16:34 Axiom4thewin: Broclopse
🔗 16:35 adi_pie:
RoastedGravy, I'll hate myself after this little endeavor, but I'll laugh during it. 
🔗 16:35Eldrin13: the anti-bro
🔗 16:35 AdmiralMemo: The best thing about this game is NO FRIENDLY FIRE, which is AWESOME
🔗 16:35 afoersch: lololololol
🔗 16:35 Ylegm: wow, they did that in one shot, nice job
🔗 16:35 Trippzen:
enough
🔗 16:35 Nightvalien28: yeah
🔗 16:35Sektor88: The fact the riff sounds so much like the MMPR theme asmuses me
🔗 16:35 Nightvalien28: \m/
🔗 16:35 TrakoGamer: need Sarah Connor also
🔗 16:35cuttlefishman: SuperMeatBro would be a fun character
🔗 16:35 TrakoGamer: Sarah Bronnor?
🔗 16:35drthvd3r: Atomic RoBro
🔗 16:35 Axiom4thewin: Bronis the Hedgehog
🔗 16:35Ferdman77: The music reminds me of power rangers
🔗 16:35 Axiom4thewin: Bronic*
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:35 LRRbot:
57 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:35 grgriffin3: Master Bro.
🔗 16:35 SohNata: You need both Bro-ck Lesnar and the The Brock.
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:36 grgriffin3: Bron Cena.
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: 58 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: 59 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:36Abcxyq: Whoa, whoa, "Zach Meatfist just punches things"? You are clearly missing the beautiful artistry and emotion behind those punches
🔗 16:36 Raiz0k: "Hahah! OW...."
🔗 16:36 Axiom4thewin: Brodalf
🔗 16:36 CantWearHats: "ha-ha! OW" BROFORCE
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:36 LRRbot:
60 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:36RoastedGravy: This is Double Dragon!....only with bros.
🔗 16:36 AdmiralMemo: "Haha! Ow..."
🔗 16:36 Papperslappen: Can someone explain the intricate details of the story and the character development, I must have missed it.
🔗 16:36 AdmiralMemo: Not currently
🔗 16:36 Raiz0k: 3 in a row xD.
🔗 16:36FocusTrees: ELLEN!
🔗 16:36 CantWearHats: Papperslappen, of course. *clears throat* BROOOOOOFORCE
🔗 16:36 Axiom4thewin: Dumbrodore
🔗 16:36Caleb_QDC: @Axiom4thewin I think you mean Dr. Brobotnic
🔗 16:36Mrdodgycat: Waiting for chat to devolve into brobrobrobrobrobro
🔗 16:36RoastedGravy: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
🔗 16:37Cantwearcats: Bane?
🔗 16:37 Nightvalien28: brobrobrobrobrobrobrobro
🔗 16:37 Axiom4thewin: OMG Dr. Brobotnic...Fing perfect
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:37 LRRbot:
61 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:37 GDwarf: I now want Ellen DeGeneres to be a character in this
🔗 16:37TAOTheCrab: Bro is the new Nyx
🔗 16:37 AdmiralMemo: Bros kill bad guys and save America. That's Broforce
🔗 16:37 Raiz0k: c4 perfume - will blow you right up
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death set 62
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: 62 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:37TwistedShout: Papperslappen: read the book. the game doesn't quite bring out the atmosphere0.
🔗 16:37cuttlefishman: Journey into Bro
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:37Lynks_9: If this game doesn't end with some mega Voltron of bros i'll be very disappointed
🔗 16:37 Itazu: Ellen DeBroneres?
🔗 16:37TwistedShout: cormack macarthy is doing the screenplay though;so I'm hopeful for that.
🔗 16:37 Trippzen: !game good
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (22/22)
🔗 16:37 grgriffin3: Bros Reforged.
🔗 16:37Eldrin13: gram just wants a flame thrower
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death set 63
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: 63 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:37TheGTF: we need a Reb Brown bro in this
🔗 16:37 Piperlyon: make everything BURN!
🔗 16:37RoastedGravy: Brobrobro-bro Bro-brobro
🔗 16:37 Lakedaemonii: man, half the time I can't even tell what is going on. LoL
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death set 64
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: 64 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:37 squaredotcube: Needs more Bro Samson
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: !death set 65
🔗 16:37 LRRbot: 65 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:37TheGTF: the king action B movies
🔗 16:37 grgriffin3: Shards of Brolara.
🔗 16:37RoastedGravy: Best bro EVAR!
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: STOOOOP
🔗 16:37 Axiom4thewin: Broban Dallas!
🔗 16:37 TStodden: C4: The new fragrance by Calvin Klein
🔗 16:37Utilitarian_STFD: Snake? SNAKE? SNAKE!!!!
🔗 16:37malc: !nooooooocount
🔗 16:37Caleb_QDC: @Roastedgravy OH GOD.
🔗 16:37sorinisswift:
Hey guys, guess what? 
🔗 16:37Mrdodgycat: Bro! Bro-brobrobro?
🔗 16:37sorinisswift just subscribed!
🔗 16:37 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, sorinisswift! (Today's storm count: 21)
🔗 16:38 CantWearHats: snake's bullets go through multiple badmans
🔗 16:38 Axiom4thewin: Broban Dallas Multi-pass
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:38 LRRbot:
66 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:38 LadyRhian:
NOOOOOOOOO!!! 
🔗 16:38 Mangledpixel: snipper riffle
🔗 16:38 GDwarf: Snake Plissken has to crush people with a giant statue-of-Liberty-head, right?
🔗 16:38TAOTheCrab: BRO! (oh boy Snake!)
🔗 16:38 Saintnex: its Rambro
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:38 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:38 LRRbot: 67 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:38Taichanie: Sniped.
🔗 16:38 SohNata: Sub Hype!
🔗 16:38 BusTed:

🔗 16:38 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Sub hype!
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:38 LRRbot: 68 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:38 Nightvalien28:

🔗 16:38 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:38 Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain:

🔗 16:38 sorinisswift: Woooo
🔗 16:38Eldrin13: noooooooooooooooo
🔗 16:38 I_Am_Clockwork: Suuuuub
🔗 16:38 CantWearHats: btw, the big grey towers with flags are hard checkpoints, if you fail the mission you'll start back there instead (IIRC)
🔗 16:38Foxmar320: Nooooooo
🔗 16:38 Havok4: Brobocops special is real good.
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:38 LRRbot:
69 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:38 Axiom4thewin:

🔗 16:38Anaerin: Good job there's no friendly fire, huh?
🔗 16:38TAOTheCrab: Broro?! (Have to be strategic?!)
🔗 16:38shadowmaster132: !game good
🔗 16:38 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (23/23)
🔗 16:38 DirgeNovak: A game getting harder in later levels? Naaww
🔗 16:39 Raiz0k: What happens if hit that red pipeline?
🔗 16:39 Jedijon110: !game good
🔗 16:39deadcrystal: !game bro
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:39 LRRbot: 70 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:39 AdmiralMemo: Red pipe totally explodes
🔗 16:39Foxmar320: Graham = Scrub
🔗 16:39 GDwarf: raiz0k: It goes away
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:39 LRRbot:
71 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:39 Saintnex: Scrub has been called!
🔗 16:39 Raiz0k: With the rest of the screen, I take it?
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:39 LRRbot: 72 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:39 AdmiralMemo: Scrubro
🔗 16:39 sorinisswift:
No sub shoutout for me 
🔗 16:39 CantWearHats: you JUST got one dude
🔗 16:39 Havok4: Why is that door there!
🔗 16:39 TrakoGamer: notifier down?
🔗 16:39 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (24/24)
🔗 16:40 GDwarf: I wonder if the protagonist of Equilibrium is a bro...
🔗 16:40Eldrin13: spamming attacks actually makes it hard to see whats happening so dont just spam all the time
🔗 16:40cuttlefishman: Graham just impaled that dude on the streetpole
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo: sorinisswift: What? He JUST SAID IT.
🔗 16:40 sorinisswift: I reloaded my stream sorry
🔗 16:40 Lakedaemonii: It's a Broge
🔗 16:40Mrdodgycat: Notifier works
🔗 16:40 TStodden: If anybody has a spare Steam Key for this game, I'm willing to look at a trade.
🔗 16:40Mrdodgycat: Just caught up in explosions and such
🔗 16:40 TrakoGamer: dat flamethrower
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:40 LRRbot:
73 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:40 grgriffin3: EFFECTIVE.
🔗 16:40 GDwarf: I was hoping that Ripley's special would be to take off and nuke the place from orbit
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: !death set 72
🔗 16:40 LRRbot: 72 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:40Utilitarian_STFD: Ellen Ripbro? Yessssss
🔗 16:40Eldrin13: three with the special
🔗 16:40 TrakoGamer: GDwarf, the only way to be sure
🔗 16:40 SohNata: For some reason this reminds me of Worms Aramageddon a lot
🔗 16:40 squaredotcube: I just realized... Do they have Brodick (Riddick) in here?
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo: THREE lives
🔗 16:41 AdmiralMemo: squaredotcube: Not currently... But Alpha, so they could.
🔗 16:41 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:41 LRRbot:
73 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:41 SohNata: Bye Paul
🔗 16:41deadcrystal: If Ellen Ripbro shoots corpses enough they explode
🔗 16:41 AdmiralMemo: 90% of the "Alpha" status of this game is "not enough bros"
🔗 16:41 Saintnex: there is something really wrong about brodick as a name lol
🔗 16:41 grgriffin3: That was metal as Hell.
🔗 16:41Eldrin13: it meant you had a life left
🔗 16:42 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:42 LRRbot:
74 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:42 ndance: who is graham?
🔗 16:42 AdmiralMemo: Broevator
🔗 16:42drthvd3r: Indiana Brones?
🔗 16:42 AdmiralMemo: Graham's the guy with the beard
🔗 16:42 TrakoGamer: devil dude?
🔗 16:42 GDwarf:
ndance: The guy on the bottom left, with a beard and a white shirt. 
🔗 16:42 Fracaswell: Paul "Brolateral Damage" Saunders
🔗 16:42 ndance: high five
🔗 16:42 TrakoGamer: Graham Bromando Stark
🔗 16:42 I_Am_Clockwork: They need a broseph Stalin?
🔗 16:42 CantWearHats: also indiana brones melee is actually a pickaze
🔗 16:42 TStodden: Not enough bromotions available to please the broducers, bro.
🔗 16:42 CantWearHats: *pickaxe
🔗 16:42 Lakedaemonii: rofl
🔗 16:42Utilitarian_STFD: Okay so we SEE YA
🔗 16:42 Raiz0k:

🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo: "So we..."
🔗 16:43Lord_Rakdos: is this the whole stream?
🔗 16:43 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:43 LRRbot:
75 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Rakdos: I HOPE SO
🔗 16:43 Lakedaemonii: omg, does Neo fly?
🔗 16:43 Raiz0k: Yes, forever and ever.
🔗 16:43 Jadeworrior: Paul "always leave a man behind"Saunders
🔗 16:43 Nightvalien28: yes neo does fly
🔗 16:43Mowdownjoe: Yeah, Neo catches bullets.
🔗 16:43TheGTF: I really like MacBrover, his bomb is so fun
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo: Yep. Neo catches bullets
🔗 16:43 SohNata: What I want to know...is where Brobias Funke is
🔗 16:44 TrakoGamer: TheGTF, i saw footage where people catch the dynamite XD
🔗 16:44 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:44 LRRbot:
76 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:44 TStodden: I wonder if Super Mega Bro Bros will be a hidden Easter Egg in the final version?
🔗 16:44 CantWearHats: wheeeee!
🔗 16:44 Raiz0k: Broforce: they only game where you can be DISAPPOINTED being Judge Dredd.
🔗 16:44TheGTF: sticking dynamite is also fun yes
🔗 16:44 AdmiralMemo: SohNata: Suggest that to the devs... Only 23 bros in here and they want a ton more
🔗 16:44 Havok4: Such grace!
🔗 16:44 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:44 LRRbot: 78 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:44Eldrin13: smart....
🔗 16:44 CantWearHats: hahahahaha
🔗 16:44 Nightvalien28: hahahahahaa
🔗 16:44 Raiz0k: Yay, now I know what the red pipe does!
🔗 16:44 SohNata: Where can I suggest Bremo?
🔗 16:44 CantWearHats: oh man, this is why I love this game
🔗 16:44 grgriffin3: OOp.s
🔗 16:44 XinHong: i kinda wish this game had better graphics....
🔗 16:44 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:44 LRRbot: 79 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:44MetricFurlong: teamwork!
🔗 16:44 Lakedaemonii: I must say, the deaths in this game are pretty spectacular
🔗 16:44Taichanie: -Slow clap-
🔗 16:44 Saintnex: I want a brodamus prime lol
🔗 16:44 TrakoGamer: AdmiralMebro, where can I contact?
🔗 16:44 Yaaaaaawn: best stream game
🔗 16:45 Raiz0k: That pipe was Kool Aid Red, wasn't it?
🔗 16:45Foxmar320: Graham rackin up those deaths
🔗 16:45 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:45 LRRbot:
80 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:45 AdmiralMemo: TrakoGamer: I don't know right now, but I can look it up later.
🔗 16:45Jumpingupanddown: well that is the upside of dieing i guess, you get to check your phone
🔗 16:45TheGTF: it really needs a Reb Brown character, Bro Fizzlebeef?
🔗 16:45 squaredotcube: I could see Bromadeus used as a rideable for a boss fight
🔗 16:45 Rcraddz: he stops time
🔗 16:45 AdmiralMemo: TIME BRO
🔗 16:46 SohNata: Time Bro?
🔗 16:46 GDwarf: Time bro?
🔗 16:46Eldrin13: whats the special
🔗 16:46Foxmar320: Time Bro so good!
🔗 16:46Lord_ZYRK: !game good
🔗 16:46 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (25/25)
🔗 16:46 Rcraddz: he stops/slows time
🔗 16:46 AdmiralMemo: Find out what the special is
🔗 16:46 TStodden: I wonder how popular C4 is with the bros.
🔗 16:46 Musicsquid: !Game good
🔗 16:46 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:46 LRRbot:
81 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:46 AdmiralMemo: Awww
🔗 16:46 TStodden: !game good
🔗 16:46 AdmiralMemo: Didn't get to see TimeBro's special
🔗 16:46 CantWearHats: omg
🔗 16:46 Lakedaemonii: nice....
🔗 16:46NexVesica: !game good
🔗 16:46 Anubis169: !death add 3
🔗 16:46 LRRbot: 84 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:46 CantWearHats: THREE in a row
🔗 16:46 Lakedaemonii: real nice
🔗 16:46Eldrin13: hahahahahaha
🔗 16:46 Jadeworrior: weeeee
🔗 16:46Lord_Rakdos: everything killed you
🔗 16:47 D3fr0st5: Graham "uhhh now I'm robocop" Stark
🔗 16:47Eldrin13: way to go
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: hahahaha
🔗 16:47 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 16:47FocusTrees: Awesome
🔗 16:47MetricFurlong: well, that went well
🔗 16:47 MrPhlip: nice one
🔗 16:47 Trippzen:
straight
'ed
🔗 16:47 Saintnex: I think Paul dropped part of a building on you Graham
🔗 16:47Taichanie: Good game. bad Fail
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: lemmings all the way bros
🔗 16:47 Yaaaaaawn: slow clap for that death
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: so much br0nage
🔗 16:47 CelticStag: Just built a beautiful Rakdos deck in M15
🔗 16:47Icelight: !game good
🔗 16:47 SachielOne: !game
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Currently playing: Broforce (rating 100%)
🔗 16:47senshi5609: 80 deaths whoa
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: br0wnage
🔗 16:47Lord_Rakdos: RAKDOS
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (29/29)
🔗 16:47 CelticStag: !game good
🔗 16:47 adi_pie:
Chat, I can't tell if Graham is enjoying himself, what do you think? 
🔗 16:47Eldrin13: thatll do
🔗 16:47TheGTF: Robocop has a charge attack, so try that out too, it's good
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: adi_pie, BROFORCE
🔗 16:47Mrdodgycat: !game good
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: 86 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:48 adi_pie: !game good
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:48 LRRbot:
87 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:48 AdmiralMemo: There's no friendly fire, which is great
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:48 LRRbot: 88 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:48 Ceris75: BROSIDEN GOD OF THE BROCEN
🔗 16:48 CantWearHats: bruschetta
🔗 16:48 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 100% (32/32)
🔗 16:48Mrdodgycat: *Applauds Ceris*
🔗 16:48malc: Broschetta?!
🔗 16:48 BusTed: Mmmm... bruschetta.
🔗 16:48 AdmiralMemo: Brochetta... The manliest pasta
🔗 16:48 Zibanitu: BroRyuKen?
🔗 16:49 TStodden: Is Bror & Brodin get in the final game?
🔗 16:49 Raiz0k: My rockets are stronger than your rockets!
🔗 16:49 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:49 LRRbot:
89 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:49 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:49 LRRbot: 90 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:49 Yaaaaaawn: And a third movie coming soon, machette in space
🔗 16:49 Raiz0k: Machette X?
🔗 16:49 AdmiralMemo: Bronan!
🔗 16:49 Havok4: I hope that is a real thing Yaaaaaawn.
🔗 16:49 Laserbeaks_Fury: So, was Graham farming the Cave of Wonders "research"?
🔗 16:49Jumpingupanddown: machette 3 "on edge"
🔗 16:49FocusTrees: Lawww? I am da LaWWww1!!
🔗 16:49 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:49 LRRbot:
91 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:49 SachielOne: What is best in life?
🔗 16:49 Ceris75: George Broshingtom
🔗 16:49CamKillThemAll: LAAAAAAW?
🔗 16:49 TrakoGamer: what's Dredd's special?
🔗 16:49 Lord_Hosk: I keep hesitating to do death adds because then we get into mod battles. death ads death remove NOOO
🔗 16:49 GDwarf: I am the JAAAAAAAAAAW!
🔗 16:49 Nightvalien28: LAWWWWWW
🔗 16:50 EC_as_That: Graham "THE LAWR" Stark
🔗 16:50 CantWearHats: Mr Anderbro
🔗 16:50Spluuga: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN
🔗 16:50OneirosGolem: As in Neo, from the Matrix.
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: NeBro
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:50Cantwearcats: Nebro?
🔗 16:50drthvd3r: Thomas A. Anderbro
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: 92 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:50 Grescheks: Mr Anderbro
🔗 16:50 squaredotcube: Red Broia?
🔗 16:50 DoktorNik: Mr. Anderbro
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: what's timecop's special?
🔗 16:50 squaredotcube: Bronia
🔗 16:50Eldrin13: try out the specials
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: TimeBro Special?
🔗 16:50 TStodden: Is James Brolin already in the game?
🔗 16:50 Nightvalien28: frezee time
🔗 16:50Lord_Rakdos: his name is Chum
🔗 16:50 Rcraddz: Mr. Anderbro
🔗 16:50 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it Brobo-cop or Robro-Cop?
🔗 16:50 Lakedaemonii: Ahhhh, I'm drowning in irony
🔗 16:50CamKillThemAll: Nebro
🔗 16:50 Ceris75: I AM BROOT
🔗 16:50 Musicsquid: I keep reading Mr. AnderBro in Hugo Weaving's voice and it's killing me.
🔗 16:50 GDwarf: laserbeaks_fury: Brobro-cop?
🔗 16:51Croooooooow_t_robot: I think I had some broneos for breakfast this morning
🔗 16:51 AdmiralMemo:
BroBroBrop? 
🔗 16:51 Grescheks: Laserbeaks: Brobocop
🔗 16:51 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:51 LRRbot:
93 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:51 CantWearHats: *slow clap*
🔗 16:51 Nightvalien28: graham broscrub
🔗 16:51 Anubis169:

🔗 16:51 grgriffin3: Bad Luck Graham!
🔗 16:51 AdmiralMemo: Scrubro
🔗 16:51Foxmar320: lol Graham
🔗 16:51 Zibanitu: Robrocop
🔗 16:51 CantWearHats: Mr Anderbro is the in-game name
🔗 16:51 Lakedaemonii: I like the next one....Broniversal Soldier
🔗 16:51Anaerin: The problem with Bronio is that is sounds FAR too much like the dog treats "Bonio"
🔗 16:51 Raiz0k: Can't you go further down on that thing?
🔗 16:51 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:51 LRRbot:
94 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:52Sektor88: Iron Bro aka Brony Star- nope
🔗 16:52 Rcraddz: Anaerin isnt htat the singger with U2
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: Broke Norris?
🔗 16:52 Ceris75: BROculese
🔗 16:52shadowmaster132: anaerin, but it's not nebro
🔗 16:52 D3fr0st5: Chuck Brorris?
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: Brocules would be legit
🔗 16:52Anaerin: Rcraddz, No, that's Bono. Who (if he was in this game) would be Brono.
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:52 LRRbot:
95 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:52TheGTF: AdmiralMemo, Brodell Walker
🔗 16:52OneirosGolem: Hop & pop
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: 96 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: Wheee... splat
🔗 16:52Caleb_QDC: Walker Texas Bronger?
🔗 16:52 TStodden: Is Broff Lundgram already in the game?
🔗 16:52 grgriffin3: Geet REKT
🔗 16:53 CantWearHats: TStodden, there is the Broniversal Soldier
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:53 LRRbot:
97 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:53 aesir_blade: You haven't done brobocop's special yet
🔗 16:53 Zanzabar_: have they used the brobocop special yet?
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:53 LRRbot: 98 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:53 AdmiralMemo: They haven't done TimeBro's special either...
🔗 16:53 Ceris75: Brogusts Ceaser
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:53 LRRbot:
99 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:54 Lakedaemonii: Bro in Black
🔗 16:54 Laserbeaks_Fury: Broshi
🔗 16:54 Zibanitu: _Agent BroBro
🔗 16:54 Anubis169: niiiiice
🔗 16:54 AdmiralMemo: Agent Bro
🔗 16:54Hammith just subscribed!
🔗 16:54 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Hammith! (Today's storm count: 22)
🔗 16:54 GDwarf: It's the Castlevania Blade Crush!
🔗 16:54 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:54 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:54 LRRbot:
100 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:54 Hammith:

🔗 16:54Eldrin13: hahahaha
🔗 16:54 Lakedaemonii: LoL
🔗 16:54 TStodden: What about Bro Tyson?
🔗 16:54 Ravynn:
Suuuuub Hype! 
🔗 16:54 CaffeinatedLemur: hahaha
🔗 16:54 Itazu: Agent B (for Bro)
🔗 16:54 Nightvalien28: hahahaha
🔗 16:54 Raiz0k:
And now you know
.
🔗 16:54 Anubis169: perfect hundredth!
🔗 16:54 AdmiralMemo: Already at 100 deaths
🔗 16:54 Ceris75: Bro Yun fat
🔗 16:54Jumpingupanddown: hurray a centurion of death
🔗 16:54 Elah806: I've only been here for a minute and already I can't stop smiling
🔗 16:54 Ylegm:

🔗 16:54MetricFurlong: Graham "I don't know what I did up- OH ***!" Stark
🔗 16:54 AdmiralMemo:
Subscribro! 
🔗 16:54 Zibanitu: Best 100 th death ever!!!!
🔗 16:55 All_Mankind: "i don't know what i did up there, but it seems to be" *killed by falling barrel*
🔗 16:55 Hammith:

🔗 16:55 Loonatic93: BigMcLargeHuge from "Space Mutiny" needs to be on here.
🔗 16:55 All_Mankind: that's a great note to say goodbye on
🔗 16:55 AdmiralMemo: Your bullets have tracking
🔗 16:55 TrakoGamer: Loonatic93, I love that name
🔗 16:55 TStodden: What would make this stream better? MORE BROS PLAYING!
🔗 16:55TheGTF: Dredd's special is a remote controlled mine ala Metal Gear's stinger missiles
🔗 16:55Mowdownjoe: !panic
🔗 16:55 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 16:55 Havok4: Rocket launchers are basically schotguns right?
🔗 16:56 squaredotcube: Bro Dredd releases a RC rocket
🔗 16:56 Ceris75: James Brond
🔗 16:56 CantWearHats: dredd's special is controllable
🔗 16:56 Zanzabar_: you can guide the rocket
🔗 16:56 Rcraddz: Dredd Special is a guided missle
🔗 16:56 TrakoGamer:
TheGTF, don't you mean from the comic/better Dredd movie? 
🔗 16:56 grgriffin3: Guided Rocket
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: 102 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:56 Jadeworrior: !meatgrinder
🔗 16:56 Lakedaemonii: nice...
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:56 LRRbot:
103 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:56TheGTF: TrakoGamer, I mean in terms of controls not source material
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: Ripley and McClaine.. they kill stuff
🔗 16:57 TrakoGamer: I stand brorrected
🔗 16:57TheGTF: because the judge dredd video games are pretty bad and well, you don't want things controlling like those games
🔗 16:57 TrakoGamer: wait, that sounds bad
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:57 LRRbot:
104 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:57 AdmiralMemo: Ripley and McClain OTP?
🔗 16:57 TStodden: No Brolock Homes, huh?
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: no wait, still 103
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: !death set 103
🔗 16:57 LRRbot: 103 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:57 Ceris75: The Brostbusters
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: !death set 104
🔗 16:57 LRRbot: 104 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:58 Lakedaemonii: rofl
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: There's ONLY 23 bros in this game, but there's a reason they want more
🔗 16:58 Raiz0k:
F
🔗 16:58 TrakoGamer: like Aliens XD
🔗 16:58 Sarah_Serinde: Well, I'm guessing since they're still playing Broforce that they're having fun with it, huh?
🔗 16:58 Lakedaemonii: Broniversal Soldier!
🔗 16:58Eldrin13: i want 101 bros...
🔗 16:58Mowdownjoe: Might want to take a break.
🔗 16:58 Grescheks: Graham and Paul: Mr Anderbro can do dash attacks
🔗 16:58Foxmar320:
Love this game 
🔗 16:58FocusTrees:
Dreams don't die Graham. 
🔗 16:58 Sarah_Serinde: Also I'm amused that there are about 4 times as many deaths as when I left
🔗 16:58 Zibanitu:
acepalm
🔗 16:58 Ceris75: Broship Bropers
🔗 16:58 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:58 LRRbot:
105 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:58 Saintnex: it be BRO-MO
🔗 16:58 All_Mankind: Timecop's Timestop
🔗 16:58 ChroniclerC: Slow down time guy!
🔗 16:59 D3fr0st5: This game seems great but I feel like it'd get old quick...
🔗 16:59 All_Mankind: i'd read that children's book
🔗 16:59Mowdownjoe: Iron Bro. We need Iron Bro.
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: TimeBro has Time SLOW
🔗 16:59 CelticStag: Dear lord... I got out aggro'd by someone who crafted a black/blue deck and then side boarded in all their white in round 2
🔗 16:59 TStodden: Are the Broonies good enough for this game?
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:59 LRRbot: 106 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 16:59Jumpingupanddown: tranformmational sideboards are still a thing in limited and they can be a blowout\
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: TimeCop special is slowmo for everyone but you move at normal speed
🔗 16:59 Ceris75: Jace the living BROpact
🔗 16:59 Havok4: It amuses me that a lot of this looks like mincraft constructions.
🔗 16:59 D3fr0st5: Hey mtgo peeps are we doing a khan pre-release fand sealed?
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo: I hope so... errr I hope BRO
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:00 LRRbot:
107 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:00 Havok4: Not just the cube style world but the massive industrial structures built into hills.
🔗 17:00J_S_Bach: well later all, time to go watch the pilot episode of Gotham
🔗 17:00 Sarah_Serinde: I want to do a mtgo prerelease event, not sure yet if I can though
🔗 17:00 Havok4: Bromomancer
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:00 Ceris75: BROp in the night
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: 108 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:00 TStodden: Is Die Hard in here?
🔗 17:00 CantWearHats: I *think* the airstike was a coincidence, he just has grenades
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: 109 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:00 Havok4: Ajani Brogent
🔗 17:00 CantWearHats: yes TStodden
🔗 17:01 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:01 LRRbot:
110 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:01 Lakedaemonii: Don't kill a man while he goes poop, that's not how Bros do it
🔗 17:01 Havok4: They need to have reb brown in there sometime.
🔗 17:01 tyloncorp: GIBBLIES
🔗 17:01lord_souls: Do they have all the bros yet
🔗 17:01 CantWearHats: there's THREE schwarzeneggers
🔗 17:01 Havok4: 3 arnolds actually
🔗 17:01 TStodden: What about Broce Wayne?
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:02 LRRbot:
111 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:02 AdmiralMemo: There are THREE Schwartzies
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:02 LRRbot: 112 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:02 lathostiran: dont know if it's still availabe but there was an expendibles version put out on steam
🔗 17:02 SohNata: To be fair, you could have a ton of schwarzennegesrs
🔗 17:02 CantWearHats: brominator, bronan, bromanndo
🔗 17:02TheGTF: Time Bro and Universal Broldier were released in a van Damme themed update, so yeah
🔗 17:02 TrakoGamer: Bronan, Bromando and Brominator
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:02 LRRbot:
113 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:02 Raiz0k: Broreaser?
🔗 17:02 featherweight_: 3 van damme you forgot timebro
🔗 17:02NeuterCommuter: Is there no Brobi-Wan?
🔗 17:02 kfwash: I HAVE been wondering if that would happen with the elevators...
🔗 17:02 Saintnex: Graham you MONSTER
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: friendly elevator
🔗 17:02TheGTF: 3 Arnies: Bronan, Commandbro, and Brominator
🔗 17:02 kfwash: Glad to get my answer
🔗 17:02 Rcraddz: Brommando
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:03 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:03 Nightvalien28: that is a A10 right there
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:03 LRRbot: 114 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:03Cantwearcats: Ha, it's a giant pernus
🔗 17:03 D3fr0st5: Conan, terminator, rambo
🔗 17:03 Mangledpixel: this is the pseudo-autoscroller
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:03 LRRbot:
115 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:03 AdmiralMemo: He didn't say join you IN Hell
🔗 17:03 squaredotcube: Bromando, Brominator, and Bronan
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:03 LRRbot: 116 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:03Jumpingupanddown: this level does look supercool though
🔗 17:03 adi_pie:
D3fr0st5, Satllone would like a talk about that Rambo bit. 
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:03 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:03 adi_pie: Stallone*
🔗 17:03 D3fr0st5: wait... derp
🔗 17:03 Lakedaemonii: I like how it went all slow-mo
🔗 17:03 Zibanitu: That's... not fair...
🔗 17:03Mowdownjoe: AWESOME
🔗 17:04 grgriffin3: Stallbrone.
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: 118 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo: Nice
🔗 17:04Mrdodgycat: He's poopin missles
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo: It's very hurt
🔗 17:04 Mangledpixel: 'almost lived' still equals 'died'
🔗 17:04 Ceris75: BROgeta prince of BRayens
🔗 17:04Foxmar320: i died like 100 times on this level
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: 120 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:04 adi_pie:
Sylvester "Stiff upper lisp" Stallone 
🔗 17:04 CaffeinatedLemur: so many boom booms
🔗 17:04 CantWearHats: this part is pretty rough
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, just keep hitting those cannisters into it
🔗 17:04 CaffeinatedLemur: and the helicopter is pooping bombs
🔗 17:04 saweeks: bros don't look at explosions
🔗 17:04 Elah806: Broscilla, Bro of the Desert
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: 121 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:04 LRRbot: 122 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:04 Nightvalien28: kill te choppa
🔗 17:04 Lakedaemonii: wracking up the deathcount
🔗 17:05 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:05 LRRbot: 123 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:05 Lakedaemonii: er racking. LoL
🔗 17:05 grgriffin3: Bromeo.
🔗 17:05Cantwearcats:
You broke the giant penis gun 
🔗 17:05 Lord_Hosk: This mission looks impossibro
🔗 17:05 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:05 LRRbot: 124 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:05 Saintnex: hahahahaha
🔗 17:05 AdmiralMemo: GET TO THE CHOPPA! (and kill it)
🔗 17:05 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:05 LRRbot: 125 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:05 Raiz0k: Like a swan.
🔗 17:05 squaredotcube: get ahead of the tanks then shoot them
🔗 17:05Jumpingupanddown: slow mo suicide
🔗 17:05 TStodden: Needs Hulk Brogan
🔗 17:05 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:05 LRRbot: 126 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:05 I_Am_Clockwork: Noooooooooo
🔗 17:05 Yaaaaaawn: premature bromination
🔗 17:06 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:06 LRRbot: 128 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:06 Elah806: Is Featherweight_ here? "Impossibro" sounds like more 90s cartoon fodder
🔗 17:06 Lakedaemonii: You're still good! Well you were
🔗 17:06 Ceris75: The "Macho Bro" Brandy savage
🔗 17:06TheGTF: Hulk Hogan would work as Suburban Commandbro
🔗 17:06OneirosGolem: Violence is not the problem, methinks.
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: "You're still good." *blows up*
🔗 17:06 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:06 LRRbot: 130 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:06 Nightvalien28: a little violent, are you serious
🔗 17:06Jumpingupanddown: perhaps lack of violence is the problem here
🔗 17:06 TrakoGamer: I lose track too
🔗 17:06 HatsWearCats: Get around them and shoot back so you're ahead.
🔗 17:06 I_Am_Clockwork: Broooooooo
🔗 17:06Mowdownjoe: I'm lost.
🔗 17:06 grgriffin3: BroUndertaker
🔗 17:06 squaredotcube: get ahead of the canisters and then shoot them!
🔗 17:06 Hammith: Think you need to blow them up AFTER jumping over them
🔗 17:06 ChroniclerC: I'm at home.
🔗 17:06Solomon_Kain: You are in the fire.
🔗 17:06 Nightvalien28: you are dead
🔗 17:06 Lakedaemonii: I haven't been able to see what is going on since the start of the game. LoL
🔗 17:06 Havok4: Bottom left corner of the screen guys.
🔗 17:06 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:06 LRRbot: 132 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:06ti36negi: Are you in a tunnel? am i in a tunnel
🔗 17:06Omni_42: Where's waldbro?
🔗 17:06 squaredotcube: Get to the RIGHT of the screen, then fire at the canisters
🔗 17:06 embyrr922: We know where you were 20 seconds ago
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop and Drop.
🔗 17:06Mrdodgycat: This is a clusterfuck.
🔗 17:07 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:07 LRRbot: 134 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:07Foxmar320:
your in the streaming office Graham 
🔗 17:07 CantWearHats: Anubis169, would you like a hug
🔗 17:07 Ceris75: "Stone Bro" Steve Austin
🔗 17:07 adi_pie: Canada, was my impression, Graham
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo: You're in Victoria
🔗 17:07TheGTF: You want to stay ahead of the chopper instead of waiting under it for canisters to go off
🔗 17:07 TStodden: McBro is needed, if we need another Arnold clone
🔗 17:07TheGTF: trigger the canisters after you have passed over them
🔗 17:07 CantWearHats: NOOOO PAUL
🔗 17:07 daneislazy: Dear Drs LRR: i would suggest that you jump over the canisters and shoot backwards at them, allowing you to progress easily.
🔗 17:07 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:07 LRRbot: 136 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:07Eldrin13: specials
🔗 17:07 MrPhlip: Anubis: Remind me to double your salary after this mess
🔗 17:07 Saintnex: that was kinda bull
🔗 17:07Eldrin13: dont forget specials
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Try running PAST the canisters and THEN hitting them.
🔗 17:07 squaredotcube: Special through the wall as Bleade
🔗 17:07Jumpingupanddown: vampireblocks
🔗 17:07 Nightvalien28: use moar specials
🔗 17:08 Lakedaemonii: Too bad you're dead
🔗 17:08TheGTF: His special would have went through the blocks
🔗 17:08 D3fr0st5: This is not really entertaining anymore...
🔗 17:08 Anubis169: !death add 3
🔗 17:08 LRRbot: 139 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:08 sorinisswift:

🔗 17:08 CaffeinatedLemur: I have seen this before, we just need to add more fire
🔗 17:08 CantWearHats: noooooooo! you had it!
🔗 17:08Jumpingupanddown: oooh bro close
🔗 17:08 LRRbot: Use absolute aggression.
🔗 17:08 Nightvalien28: that was the kill shot
🔗 17:08 Lord_Hosk: I think the broforce company website has a suggestion section someplace
🔗 17:08 Mattmitchell45: Anubis is a masterful tracker of death....also I heard they like books a lot
🔗 17:08 Nightvalien28: great advice
🔗 17:08Mrdodgycat: Good advice
🔗 17:08 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:08 LRRbot: 141 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:08mikedaveharris: this could take awhile
🔗 17:08 Elah806: That's actually really good advice here, LRRbot, thanks
🔗 17:08Eldrin13: shoot back at the barrels so you can stay ahead
🔗 17:08 Mangledpixel: you just need to take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
🔗 17:09 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: 143 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:09 Lakedaemonii: Macgyver was super useful
🔗 17:09 Ceris75: Abroham Lincon
🔗 17:09 Hammith: Go PAST the barrels, THEN shoot them
🔗 17:09 TStodden: Would Jason Brorhees work for this game?
🔗 17:09 Lord_Hosk: Try just getting way ahead of it and just ignore the helicopter run for the end
🔗 17:09 Raiz0k: Yes. Yes it is.
🔗 17:09 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: 145 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:09Professor_Rakor: I think you should go left.
🔗 17:09 AdmiralMemo: TStodden: He's a villain
🔗 17:09 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: 147 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:10Eldrin13: jump better
🔗 17:10Jumpingupanddown: some called?
🔗 17:10 grgriffin3: I'd like to know how there isn't a James Brond yet.
🔗 17:10 Elah806: That fuppin' barbaroam
🔗 17:10questhere: ghet to the choppa
🔗 17:10 D3fr0st5: steam new store layout is WEIRD
🔗 17:10 Anubis169: !death add 4
🔗 17:10 LRRbot: 151 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:10 Lord_Hosk: Try just getting way ahead of it and just ignore the helicopter run for the end
🔗 17:10Luritos: Arnold Schwarzenegger is not amused
🔗 17:10Mowdownjoe: I hate auto-scrolling levels like this.
🔗 17:10 TrakoGamer: it's nuts
🔗 17:10 Anubis169: HELL YES
🔗 17:10Eldrin13: that last one was really good
🔗 17:10 Saintnex: I just see stuff blowing at this point
🔗 17:10Hobosamurai27: yes
🔗 17:11 TrakoGamer: I can't see anything when the explosions are all over
🔗 17:11Jumpingupanddown: yes
🔗 17:11Icelight: actually crying from laughter
🔗 17:11 Yaaaaaawn: basically never stop running right i guess
🔗 17:11 Briars_the_fox: yes
🔗 17:11 CantWearHats: I just see explosions
🔗 17:11Jumpingupanddown: and then you die
🔗 17:11 Nightvalien28: All I see are explosions
🔗 17:11 Raiz0k: Won't the barrels blow up by themselves anyway?
🔗 17:11 NapalmSideburns: nah, it's really easy, 2 dudes are trying to go right and are dieing. nothing hard to tell about it
🔗 17:11wabisabievan: Yes it's a glorious but very confusing tapestry of violence.
🔗 17:11 AdmiralMemo: This is the end boss, I think?
🔗 17:11 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: 153 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:11 D3fr0st5: guys, guys guys, open up steam in a web browser
🔗 17:11 Nightvalien28: NOOO
🔗 17:11 adi_pie: I went cross-eyed about 10 minutes ago, Graham.
🔗 17:11 Mattmitchell45: @D3fr0st5 It's trying to get back "game discovery" now that Steam is getting fully loaded
🔗 17:11FocusTrees: So close
🔗 17:11Hobosamurai27:
i also see dead people 
🔗 17:11Eldrin13: yeah you just have to survive
🔗 17:11WatsonLytwick: This is certainly a quantity of dakka
🔗 17:11 SohNata: There's a good chance we're going to break the LRR Death Record
🔗 17:11 squaredotcube: Get a distance from the barrels, then hit them from the right
🔗 17:11 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Chat: This is the final boss, right?
🔗 17:11 grgriffin3: That was awesome, Paul.
🔗 17:11 TrakoGamer: lol last explosion blew up chrome
🔗 17:11 Raiz0k: Not too much 'though.
🔗 17:11 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: 155 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:11 Ceris75: Captain James T Brok
🔗 17:11 Yaaaaaawn: Paul rode it to his death
🔗 17:11Eldrin13: you need to be ahead so you can move after hitting them
🔗 17:12 Saintnex:
Paul need to make sure it hit 
🔗 17:12Mrdodgycat: Snorsh military chopper way OP
🔗 17:12 TStodden: How about Zobro... our even Kevin Sorbro?
🔗 17:12Lord_Rakdos: !time
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:12 PM
🔗 17:12Redsypher: slow motion is you dieing
🔗 17:12 CelticStag: I think we just gained 30 deaths in about 5 mib
🔗 17:12 I_Am_Clockwork: James brond
🔗 17:12 Nightvalien28: D3fr0st5, new interface?
🔗 17:12 TrakoGamer: I had to reload chrome, it got blowed up when Paul did a Dr Strangelove
🔗 17:12 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: 157 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:12Professor_Rakor: You didn't go left hard enough.
🔗 17:12 Mattmitchell45: They want suggestions, friend recommendation, curation and word of mouth to take over for the crazed Vox Populi that took over Steam Greenlight
🔗 17:12ti36negi: 1st half of screen = death. please avoid.
🔗 17:12 grgriffin3: Jason Bro-urne.
🔗 17:12Jumpingupanddown: niiice
🔗 17:13Cantwearcats: So I just found out that the commander of Broforce is "Nelson Brodela"
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: !death add 3
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: 160 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:13 Nightvalien28: GOAT THERE
🔗 17:13 Saintnex:
THERE
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: and YES
🔗 17:13Luritos: wow such intense very american
🔗 17:13 grgriffin3:
THERE
🔗 17:13Eldrin13: woooooooooo
🔗 17:13 CantWearHats: YUS
🔗 17:13 MrPhlip:

🔗 17:13 SohNata:

🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: He's DEAD
🔗 17:13 CaffeinatedLemur:

🔗 17:13 TrakoGamer: YUSSS
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 17:13 Hammith:

🔗 17:13 Lakedaemonii: Good Job!
🔗 17:13 CantWearHats: FLAWLESS VICTORY
🔗 17:13Jumpingupanddown: hurray?
🔗 17:13 I_Am_Clockwork: such a brotastrophey
🔗 17:13 TStodden: There is a lot of bronage here!
🔗 17:13WatsonLytwick: Oh yes
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: OH GODS IT HURTS
🔗 17:13 Ylegm:

🔗 17:13 saweeks: yesssss BROS yessss
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: That was the final boss, right?
🔗 17:13mikedaveharris: you goat there
🔗 17:13Luritos: Sheeeeiiiit
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:13 LRRbot:
161 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:13 I_Am_Clockwork: such mines
🔗 17:13Omni_42: Orbrotal strike!
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: Oh wait... New levels!
🔗 17:13 Edgarware_exe: oh god you're counting deaths
🔗 17:14Luritos: Mr. T what the hequis
🔗 17:14 I_Am_Clockwork: artillery shell to the FACE
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: 162 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:14 Papperslappen: Intercept!
🔗 17:14Jumpingupanddown: yep deffinetly the endboss
🔗 17:14Theflyingass: Bullseye
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: 164 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo: They've updated the game since I last saw it
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: 166 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:14 SachielOne: I need your clothes, your boots, and your BROtorcycle.
🔗 17:14 I_Am_Clockwork: this game is so... silly
🔗 17:14Eldrin13: a sign of a good game
🔗 17:14Luritos: !death add 999
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: luritos: That is a mod-only command
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo: Should be Universal Broldier
🔗 17:14 Saintnex:
Paul stop blowing everyone up 
🔗 17:14ti36negi: Love how Anubis is in charge of death count. SO much Flavor
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: effing OWW
🔗 17:15 CantWearHats offers Anubis169 a hug
🔗 17:15Mrdodgycat: GG Anubis
🔗 17:15 saweeks: Bro break
🔗 17:15 emberBecky:
bah well I gotta leave for work anyway.
bye all!
🔗 17:15Luritos: Just trying
🔗 17:15 Raiz0k: Well, that's a good time to go sleep. Bye!
🔗 17:15 MrPhlip: Anubis: Remind me to double your salary after all that.
🔗 17:15Professor_Rakor: Bro's don't let Bro's take breaks.
🔗 17:15 Saintnex: GG anubis
🔗 17:15Luritos: Cya ember
🔗 17:15 CantWearHats: get yourself a cookie or something dude
🔗 17:15 Anubis169: i think i'll go wash my hands in cold water
🔗 17:15 grgriffin3: Anubis is the Uber-Bro!
🔗 17:15 Trippzen: It's a tough job for Anubro.
🔗 17:15 CantWearHats: BRONUBIS169
🔗 17:15 I_Am_Clockwork: bro's don't let bros not let bros stop bros for taking bro's breaks
🔗 17:15 CantWearHats: Anubro works better damn
🔗 17:16 AdmiralMemo: Breaks are for Brokes
🔗 17:16 D3fr0st5: dunno if I like steam changing the new release list to "popular new release"
🔗 17:16 TStodden: Bros don't let Bros sleep with as really skanky hos.
🔗 17:16Luritos: Overuse of Bros. This is not a freaking PewDiePie stream
🔗 17:16 I_Am_Clockwork: I agree D3fr0st5
🔗 17:16 Yaaaaaawn: Broritos: calm your bro, bro
🔗 17:16 saweeks: better than the new releases being flooded with crap all the time
🔗 17:16 Havok4: I would agree you you luriots about any other game besides broforce.
🔗 17:16 Hammith: Bros before bros except when they're after other bros
🔗 17:17 TrakoGamer: lol I thought the guy for the Nokia Cortana commercial said Broses
🔗 17:17 Zeke229:
im bros before hos becuase im gay 
🔗 17:17 I_Am_Clockwork: I've had to watch this child murder show/movie thing three times... I am getting rather disturbed
🔗 17:17 TrakoGamer: remind me to get Broses, Cortana
🔗 17:17 CantWearHats: Graham and Paul will be back Bromentarily
🔗 17:17 D3fr0st5: saweeks, is it though? This pretty much kills most indie games getting released on steam >_>
🔗 17:17slazer2au: -.- Twitch needs more ads..... the same bank came up 3 times in a row....
🔗 17:18 AdmiralMemo: slazer2au: Yeah. Some areas get totally screwed.
🔗 17:18 Itazu:
i'm bros and hos cause i'm bi 
🔗 17:18Luritos: @yaaaaawn Well my good sire, my tits are calmed, thank you very much
🔗 17:18 AdmiralMemo: slazer2au: They need more "general" ads.
🔗 17:18slazer2au: @Admiralmemo It was the bank I use anyway.
🔗 17:18 TrakoGamer: AdmiralMebro, what, like the car insurance company?
🔗 17:18 Hammith: I'm going back and watching commodoreHustle episodes today whilst planning DnD stuff.
🔗 17:18 I_Am_Clockwork: I may or may not be an android from an alternate Utopian future. How does this bro/ho thing work>?
🔗 17:18 cyberpunkpilot: !uptime
🔗 17:18 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:50
🔗 17:19 cyberpunkpilot: we still with bro force?
🔗 17:19 CantWearHats: brooooo
🔗 17:19 AdmiralMemo: Still broing it up, AFAIK
🔗 17:19 Zeke229: sup anubros
🔗 17:19 billthecrazycat:

🔗 17:19 I_Am_Clockwork: all bro all the time cyberpunkpilot
🔗 17:19 cyberpunkpilot: sweet
🔗 17:19slazer2au: !game Good
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 97% (33/34)
🔗 17:19 AdmiralMemo: As far as I bro
🔗 17:19MetricFurlong: it is most brodacious
🔗 17:19 TrakoGamer: I_Am_Clockwork, it's nuanced and difficult to explain, but it's mostly machismo, more positive in the 1980's
🔗 17:19RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: The tactics of extremists on either side: the only way to fix anything is to immediately jump to the single most idiotic idea possible which harms the largest number of people.
🔗 17:19 Jadeworrior: brosbrosbrosbros
🔗 17:19 saweeks: I agree it may make it more difficult to get on the main screen, but at the same time how likely were they to get noticed when stuff was getting on the front page so fast a good game would get buried within a day
🔗 17:19 Ceris75: Buckaroo BROnzai
🔗 17:19 I_Am_Clockwork: we are changing the channel name to loading ready bro
🔗 17:19 Lysander_Gustav: Hello every-Bro!
🔗 17:19 CantWearHats: it's brotally awesome
🔗 17:19 TStodden: The brogrammers & the broducers will need to take a bro break after so much bronage the baked into BroForce so they don't get too broverdosed with the bros, bros.
🔗 17:19 Lysander_Gustav: Buckroo Brozai would be amazing
🔗 17:20 AdmiralMemo: Broading Ready Run
🔗 17:20RvLeshrac: Next week, on BroadingReadyRun
🔗 17:20 adi_pie: I'm going into stealth till I fall asleep. Have fun watching the bro giblets fly, chat.
🔗 17:20 Trippzen: Saweeks But doesn't that make the problem worse, not better?
🔗 17:20 CantWearHats: oh! they totally need the Brostbusters
🔗 17:20 Jadeworrior: Broading Brody Bron
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: night adi_pie
🔗 17:20 TrakoGamer: Brogon
🔗 17:20 Jadeworrior: Brahn
🔗 17:20 AdmiralMemo: GhostBrosters
🔗 17:20 Zeke229: BrodyQuest
🔗 17:20 Lysander_Gustav: His special would be to play a sweet guitar solo
🔗 17:20 TStodden: Broster Bros.
🔗 17:20RvLeshrac: saweeks: The reason it is so easy to get on Steam is because all the people bitching now about how easy it is to get on Steam spent years bitching about how hard it was to get on Steam.
🔗 17:20 Ceris75: Buck BROgers in the 25th century
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: Broliens
🔗 17:21 Musicsquid: Needs more Nicol Brolas
🔗 17:21Professor_Rakor: Zubroz
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: God of War... What's his name?
🔗 17:21 TrakoGamer: Sarah Bronnor
🔗 17:21Professor_Rakor: Can you feel the brostorm?
🔗 17:21 Loonatic93: Granny Smith apples and almond butter... YUMMERS!!!!
🔗 17:21TAOTheCrab: Serious Sambro
🔗 17:21 Anubis169: Brometheus: The actually good one
🔗 17:21 grgriffin3: Bro Dallas
🔗 17:21 saweeks: I don't know if this method will be better or not in the long run. All I know is something had to change
🔗 17:21 D3fr0st5:
RvLeshrac, I wouldn't say extremist but I extremely doubt that valve knows how to curate their own store front
which seeing how curators are a things seems highly plausible
🔗 17:21 Anubis169: Kratos?
🔗 17:21Luritos: DID YOU MEAN, BROMAZ
🔗 17:21 Trippzen: And yeah, I just saw the new steam store page and I hate it too.
🔗 17:21RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: They did know how to curate their store front.
🔗 17:21 CantWearHats: Brotos
🔗 17:21 Lysander_Gustav: Xena Warrior Bro
🔗 17:21slazer2au: If they make a sequel, BroForce 2: Bro Harder?
🔗 17:21RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: They did it for years.
🔗 17:21 CantWearHats: could stick another arnold in there, Brotal Recall
🔗 17:21 Ceris75: Bro Gordon
🔗 17:21Mowdownjoe: Nicol Brolas?
🔗 17:21 I_Am_Clockwork: so I'm playing the first walking dead teltale game. and theres a scene where you're looking for a kid and calling her name. My roomate is playing Heay Rain and is in the scene where the guy is calling for "Shaun" so its this call back and forth of "SHAUN!" "CLEMENTINE!" "SHAAAAAAUUUN!"
🔗 17:21 Trippzen: It breaks the theme of all the other pages...
🔗 17:21Luritos: JACE BROLAN
🔗 17:21 Lysander_Gustav: Hercubro
🔗 17:21RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: Then everyone and their mother started writing stupid articles about how Steam quality control was too difficult to get past.
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: Yeah Brotos (Kratos) would be legit
🔗 17:21ShortRound2099: BroForce 2: weekend at Bernies
🔗 17:21 TStodden: Bromanator 2: Judgment Bro
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Graham: How's the controller doing? Also, what was the reaction to the ridiculous postage? Finally, what's the flag of Arizona look like? 
🔗 17:21 Lysander_Gustav: Sherlock Bromes
🔗 17:21 BusTed: And we're baaack.
🔗 17:22slazer2au: Jean Claud Van Bro
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:22 LRRbot:
167 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:22Mrdodgycat: Godspeed Anubis
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:22 LRRbot: 169 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:22RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: So they instituted Greenlight. Then people bitched that it was too hard to get through Greenlight.
🔗 17:22 Lysander_Gustav: Doctor Watsbro
🔗 17:22 D3fr0st5: yeah and recently with the addition of early access, and green light, and the way laxer requirements it's gone to crap
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:22 LRRbot: 170 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:22RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: Then they made it easier to get through Greenlight, and people bitched about how easy it was to get through Greenlight.
🔗 17:22lordlundar:
Anubis169 how's your button holding up? 
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:22 LRRbot: 171 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: will let ya know in a bit
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:22 LRRbot:
172 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:23 Ceris75: Dr BRO ve the BROleks
🔗 17:23 lathostiran: mines are small circles under the ground
🔗 17:23RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: Then they added restrictions to Greenlight, and people started bitching about how hard it was to get through Greenlight again.
🔗 17:23 TrakoGamer: Graham, certain objects seem to have weight when falling, causing damage
🔗 17:23 Lakedaemonii: Nice Brade death...run up and chop the explosive barrel
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:23 LRRbot: 174 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:23 lathostiran: signs just show mines Here-ish
🔗 17:23 Jadeworrior: nooooooooo
🔗 17:23 AdmiralMemo: Twitch is having problems... Too much bro
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:23 LRRbot: 175 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:23 grgriffin3: Karl Marx, leading the Broletariat.
🔗 17:23 Trippzen: Lol, the steam recommendation page also recommends games I already own, like Deus Ex: HR
🔗 17:23 Eldergruff: Today's sketch may be one of may favorite ever. Awesome job!
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:23 LRRbot:
176 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:23Pyrelight: Add murder?
🔗 17:23 I_Am_Clockwork: solid brosnake?
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: hehehehehe
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:24 Havok4: Good life lessons. Unless you are an astronaut avoid standing on explosives.
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: 177 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:24Foxmar320: Paul murdered Graham. nothing to see here
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:24 LRRbot:
178 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:24 D3fr0st5: Honestly RvLeshrac greenlight wasn't the problem, it was all the crapware, the 10 years old games getting sold as new, and early access being highly featured on the storefront
🔗 17:24 TrakoGamer: minecraft would be cooler if you mined with mininguns
🔗 17:24 I_Am_Clockwork: bropool?
🔗 17:24Mowdownjoe: Broforce is now Terraria.
🔗 17:24 AdmiralMemo: AKA Minecraft
🔗 17:24RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: There were NEVER any "ten year old games getting sold as new."
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: brocraft
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: 179 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:24 grgriffin3: Clint Eastbro.
🔗 17:25RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: They were new *On Steam*.
🔗 17:25slazer2au: Graham is using the 7 days to die survival plan.
🔗 17:25 MrPhlip: One moment while I whip this cage apart
🔗 17:25 Havok4: The dogs fetch the dynamite!
🔗 17:25 Havok4: That is so adorable.
🔗 17:25 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:25 LRRbot:
180 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:25 D3fr0st5: They were sold as new releases which they clearly weren't
🔗 17:25 TrakoGamer: when a Broblem comes along, you must whip it
🔗 17:25 I_Am_Clockwork: doodlydoodlydoodly
🔗 17:25 Ceris75: Hunter Hearst BROmsley
🔗 17:25RvLeshrac: They *were* "New Releases," *on Steam*, which is what that tab was for.
🔗 17:25Luritos: Anyone here a Homestuck
🔗 17:25 tyloncorp: ALL THE GIBBLIES
🔗 17:25 AdmiralMemo: "Get out! Get out! Go!"
🔗 17:25 Lakedaemonii: You mean Broges fetch the dynamite
🔗 17:25 grgriffin3: Bro-ad Dogg.
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: oh crap
🔗 17:26Luritos: *Brostuck
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: the red plunger part of the button's got a crack in it
🔗 17:26 CantWearHats: with brobocop, you can charge up his gun
🔗 17:26 Anubis169:

🔗 17:26MetricFurlong: Luritos I used to read it, never really was one of the fanbase though
🔗 17:26 Nightvalien28: it can't take anymore anubis
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:26 LRRbot: 182 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:26 AdmiralMemo: Oh yeah... Brobrocop has gun charging
🔗 17:26RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: Otherwise, where should they put them? Should they just shove them into the catalogue and *pray* that someone *happens* to notice them?
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:26 LRRbot: 183 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:26 I_Am_Clockwork: bronine
🔗 17:26Luritos: Anyways, I'm gonna gt sleep
🔗 17:26Lord_ZYRK: Luritos, I'm a fan, but I don't really take part in the fandom
🔗 17:26Pyrelight: You should get that dog on your team
🔗 17:27Lord_ZYRK: Goodnight Luritos
🔗 17:27 squaredotcube: Of course, Brohard is a cop
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:27 LRRbot:
184 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:27 LRRbot: 185 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:27OneirosGolem: Technically, it's not Steam / Valve's responsibility to promote games just because they're in the catalogue.
🔗 17:27 I_Am_Clockwork: ,and there was a FIREFIGHT!!!!
🔗 17:27lordlundar: Lemmie look at my Queue... Batman: AO (no), Wasteland 2 (no) FF13 (god no!) Life is Feudal (no)...
🔗 17:28 Asoxa: shoot the floor out under the robots..!
🔗 17:28 CantWearHats: I think the mechs are immune to bullets anyway
🔗 17:28 squaredotcube: I feel like Steam has more and more responsbility and the team's trying to rid themselves of what's inevitable
🔗 17:28 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:28 LRRbot:
186 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:28 D3fr0st5: honestly? yes, those games had a release in their original forms the fact that newer games were getting pushed out of the front page by titles that came out 10 years ago iisn't acceptable
🔗 17:28 Lakedaemonii: You mean a Bruck Brorris
🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo: Awwww
🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo: Not even special
🔗 17:29 TStodden: Delta Force Chuck Norris?
🔗 17:29Cantwearcats: *slow clap*
🔗 17:29 Nightvalien28: that queue thing is messed up
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:29 LRRbot:
187 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:29 AdmiralMemo: Wrangler! LOL
🔗 17:29 squaredotcube: yeah Delta Force. I saw the second one I think? The one that focuses on the POW camp
🔗 17:29RvLeshrac: d3fr0st5: Literally no store ever has had a policy of NOT displaying new merchandise they've never sold before as new merchandise.
🔗 17:29lordlundar: Dota 2 (oh HELL no!) Borderlands Pre-sequel (nyet) DayZ (not if I value my sanity) Sniper Elite 3 (ugh)...
🔗 17:29 Ceris75: Dr Hanibro Lecter
🔗 17:29RvLeshrac: I want people to stop pretending Steam isn't a store just like every other store. The only difference is that they don't sell retail boxed products, yet.
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: Graham "Murderated some other way" Stark
🔗 17:29 I_Am_Clockwork: murder machine
🔗 17:30 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:30 LRRbot:
188 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:30 Lakedaemonii: LoL
🔗 17:30 CantWearHats: the mechs are immune to bullets
🔗 17:30MetricFurlong: good jorb
🔗 17:30 GraemeHart: free me fiirsss--
🔗 17:30 I_Am_Clockwork: dey terk er jerbs
🔗 17:30 grgriffin3: Sam FishBro.
🔗 17:30 AdmiralMemo: I love the little "Hunh?" noise the enemies make
🔗 17:30OneirosGolem: Reminder that high fives are cool.
🔗 17:31 AdmiralMemo: High Five for slow mo
🔗 17:31 CantWearHats: universal soldier revives dead guys as buddies
🔗 17:31Lord_ZYRK:
Paul "the little thing never got up" Saunders 
🔗 17:31 squaredotcube: Crush the mech with the rock
🔗 17:31 Ylegm: what CWH said
🔗 17:31 grgriffin3: ROBRO
🔗 17:31lordlundar: Endless Legend (uh no) Alien Isolation (Why is that even in my queue?) Naruto (AAAHHH!!!) And Gauntlet (nope)
🔗 17:31 I_Am_Clockwork: Brotip: robot not imune to boxes
🔗 17:31 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:31 LRRbot:
189 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:31 AdmiralMemo: Use Universal Brlodier's ability around dead bodies
🔗 17:32 I_Am_Clockwork: endless legend looks fun
🔗 17:32TAOTheCrab: Oh what? Steam Curators? I mean, I agreed with the concept when it was suggested, but I never expected Steam would even bother (it's also just kinda weird, people were already doing it outside of Steam)
🔗 17:32 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:32 LRRbot:
190 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:32 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:32 LRRbot: 191 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:32 squaredotcube: hit the ground underneath doorways
🔗 17:32 GraemeHart: nice work
🔗 17:32 AdmiralMemo: squaredotcube: They know
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: They need a MariBro Brothers
🔗 17:33 ChroniclerC: *spak spak spak*
🔗 17:33 Ceris75: BROgan's run
🔗 17:33 GraemeHart: Flavor win
🔗 17:33lordlundar: I_Am_Clockwork I tried a prior game of theirs: Endless Space. Unless they've DRASTICALLY changed their QA policies, it's a no go for me.
🔗 17:33 I_Am_Clockwork: slowbroneo
🔗 17:33Lord_ZYRK: Is Han Brolo in this? Because he should be.
🔗 17:33 squaredotcube: crush the mech with the stone
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: No Han Brolo currently
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:33 LRRbot:
192 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:33RvLeshrac: lordlundar: Steam doesn't know anything about their previous QA policies.
🔗 17:33 I_Am_Clockwork: lordlundar sadface
🔗 17:33 CantWearHats: han brolo would be awesome
🔗 17:34 CantWearHats: along with brobacca
🔗 17:34RvLeshrac: lordlundar: Steam doesn't know that you watched an episode of Naruto two years ago and hated it.
🔗 17:34Lord_ZYRK: Chewbrocca
🔗 17:34RvLeshrac: lordlundar: All Steam knows is that you play Games Similar to X, thus recommends X.
🔗 17:34 Ceris75: The binding of BROsac
🔗 17:34 Nightvalien28: I am insulted that it queued ff 13
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:34 LRRbot:
193 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:34OneirosGolem: It could also very conceivably know that your friends play and recommend X, and further recommend it to you.
🔗 17:34TAOTheCrab: I've never thought Steam
🔗 17:35 DirgeNovak: Jason Brourne
🔗 17:35 I_Am_Clockwork: shave the bros
🔗 17:35TAOTheCrab:
I've never thought Steam's recommendations thing was ever any good
🔗 17:35 Ceris75: Teenage mutant ninja Bros
🔗 17:35Lord_ZYRK: Broba Fett
🔗 17:35 Jadeworrior: no dont shave him paul beard is amazing
🔗 17:35 AdmiralMemo: How I special?
🔗 17:35Anaerin: Actually, all Steam can say is that "You play X, and other people who have played X also tend to play Y, and you don't have Y yet."
🔗 17:35 grgriffin3: That doge just fell from orbit.
🔗 17:35brainstew: Donnatelbro?
🔗 17:35lordlundar: RvLeshrac Still doesn't explain Alien Isolation. I have NOTHING in my library in line with that.
🔗 17:36RvLeshrac: lordlundar: No survival horror at all?
🔗 17:36 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:36 LRRbot:
194 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:36Lord_ZYRK: Brodimus Prime
🔗 17:36 AdmiralMemo: "I got this." *falls to death*
🔗 17:36 Ceris75: Cobra Bromander
🔗 17:36 CantWearHats: YUS
🔗 17:37 I_Am_Clockwork: double BRO
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: woohoo
🔗 17:37 Lakedaemonii: omg, they both got on!
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 17:37 grgriffin3: Brommander Shepard.
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo: The devil guy just stands there.
🔗 17:37Lord_ZYRK: Samus Broran
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:37 LRRbot:
195 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:37lordlundar: RvLeshrac nope. I don't like the genre. And frankly the concept of an Alien 1v1 survival horror is blasphemy to me.
🔗 17:37 tyloncorp: Lord lundar: i think they had a generic base queue. i got most of the same ones you described as well
🔗 17:37 CantWearHats: fill this man with crom!
🔗 17:37MetricFurlong: boss
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:37 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:37MetricFurlong: think he wants to battle
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:37 LRRbot: 197 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo: Fill this man, fill this man, fill this man with Krom!
🔗 17:38OneirosGolem: Time to have a scrap
🔗 17:38Mowdownjoe: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SCRAP
🔗 17:38Xenagos_god_of_partys: !advice
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
🔗 17:38Lord_ZYRK: Mega Bro
🔗 17:38 tyloncorp: I'll be more critical of it after i nope the heck out of stuff
🔗 17:38 CantWearHats: drop down and get the bros
🔗 17:38mikedaveharris: metal gear
🔗 17:38 CantWearHats: for extra lives
🔗 17:38Lord_Rakdos: Tanky McTankerson
🔗 17:38 tyloncorp: if its still serving me garbo then we'llsee
🔗 17:38 AdmiralMemo: You're GOOD Chuck Norris
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: what's super-norris's special?
🔗 17:38 I_Am_Clockwork: one of my favorite games ever was Magesty, in which one of the magic temples you could hire was a temple of Krolm, from which you hired barbarians
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:38 LRRbot:
198 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:38 Havok4: And by crom we mean swords.
🔗 17:38 AdmiralMemo: Use his special
🔗 17:38 Ceris75: Bro Icarus
🔗 17:38Lord_ZYRK: Bro-onic Commandbro
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:38Lord_ZYRK: Brolid Snake
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: 200 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:39 CantWearHats: Big Bross
🔗 17:39 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:39 LRRbot:
201 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:39 Mattmitchell45: Has chat played Renegade Ops before? Same sort of over-the-top action and themes, but with top-down vehicular combat
🔗 17:39 GraemeHart: styop hitting yourself!
🔗 17:39 CantWearHats: yeah!
🔗 17:39 grgriffin3: That worked.
🔗 17:39 Anubis169:
201 
🔗 17:39RvLeshrac: lordlundar: You have Bloody Good Time, Don't Starve, some zombie games, and a bunch of first-person. Seems like a solid recommendation.
🔗 17:39 I_Am_Clockwork: are the levels proceduraly generated?
🔗 17:39 afoersch: MoreExplosionsThanIWasExpecting
🔗 17:39 Anubis169: !pardonfuck
🔗 17:39 LRRbot:
2 pardons-fuck for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:39 AdmiralMemo: What?
🔗 17:40 MrPhlip: poor guy
🔗 17:40 I_Am_Clockwork: MEDIC!
🔗 17:40 Ceris75: DiaBRO lord of Bros
🔗 17:40Lord_ZYRK: He's like "Bro? BRO?!"
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:40 LRRbot:
202 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:40Abcxyq: Without his friend he is lost
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: please forgive me if i'm a couple of deaths either side
🔗 17:40Berekhalf: Twitch chat! Guess what I found.
🔗 17:40 AdmiralMemo: Time control and mind control... Good combo
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: i'll rewatch this later for accuracy
🔗 17:41lordlundar: RvLeshrac Zomb- ohh yeah, the LFD2 freebie...
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:41 LRRbot:
203 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:41RvLeshrac: lordlundar: You've got some other zombie games in there, too.
🔗 17:41 Ceris75: The mask of ZorBro
🔗 17:41 saweeks: New challenge, play a level without killing anyone
🔗 17:41Professor_Rakor: A guy holding an infinite supply of tnt.....destructive? Nah.
🔗 17:41 afoersch: Broseph Stalin
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:41 LRRbot:
204 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:42 afoersch: Brodest Mussorgsky
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:42 LRRbot: 205 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:42 AdmiralMemo: Suddenly, Robocop
🔗 17:42 Ceris75: Winston BROchill
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:42 LRRbot: 206 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:42 grgriffin3: RIP Neo: "He knew kung-fu."
🔗 17:42 MrPhlip: Nikolai Ivanovich Brobochevsky
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:42 LRRbot:
207 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:42 I_Am_Clockwork: his plan was filled with mistake
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: Stoppen Powah!
🔗 17:43Foxmar320:
Graham has the best plans 
🔗 17:43 Jadeworrior: mistakes were made
🔗 17:43Pyrelight: Gravity, Bronan's sole weakness!
🔗 17:43 Havok4: I just realized something. Anubis is serving as the lord of the deaths in the stream metrics. Anubis the the god of the afterlife. Coincidence or ... Conspiracy!
🔗 17:43 Ceris75: George S BROtton
🔗 17:43Mowdownjoe: Raining Napalm here.
🔗 17:43 I_Am_Clockwork: wich bro is this?
🔗 17:43RvLeshrac: Oh, I guess the LRR Steam Community Group can curate now.
🔗 17:43Mowdownjoe: !powah
🔗 17:43 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 17:43 squaredotcube: G and P will be eating misteak for dinner tonight
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: conspiracy to what
🔗 17:43 I_Am_Clockwork: Ulysses S. Bront
🔗 17:43 I_Am_Clockwork: Teddy Brosevelt
🔗 17:43FlameLord5816: When is the next friday nights coming out
🔗 17:44 grgriffin3: George Washingbro.
🔗 17:44 afoersch: Edgar Allen Bro
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:44 LRRbot:
208 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:44 AdmiralMemo: Brorge Washingbron
🔗 17:44 I_Am_Clockwork: aBROham Lincoln
🔗 17:44 Ceris75: Abroham Lincon
🔗 17:44 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm a ninja
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:44 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:44TAOTheCrab: TF2 Pybro
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:44 LRRbot: 209 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:44 afoersch: Sergei Brokofiev
🔗 17:44lordlundar: RvLeshrac saying Containment: a Zombie puzzler and PvZ is comparable for Survival Horror is either insulting to those games or giving them FAR too much credit. I'm not sure which.
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:45 LRRbot:
210 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:45 grgriffin3: Dominated.
🔗 17:45RvLeshrac: lordlundar: They're zombie games. I'm sure lots of people own zombie games and like survival horror. It seems like a solid prediction.
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:45 LRRbot: 211 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:45 Ceris75: Vladimir BROten
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:45 LRRbot: 212 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:45 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: Rest In RIP Bro
🔗 17:45RvLeshrac: lordlundar: And the best predictions are ones that are a mix of things you appear to like and things you haven't done much of.
🔗 17:46 Itazu: Broest in peace
🔗 17:46 I_Am_Clockwork: Bro's don't let bros get startled
🔗 17:46 DirgeNovak: Breast in Peace? That sounds... wrong.
🔗 17:46 Havok4: Conspiracy to be awesome Anubis and you are guilty.
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo: Broast in Peace
🔗 17:46RvLeshrac: lordlundar: that's why Netflix makes so many horrible-looking predictions that turn out to be good.
🔗 17:46Lord_Rakdos: was that a wild James i heard
🔗 17:46lordlundar:
RvLeshrac A fair point. I still don't like the idea of Alien Isolation though. 
🔗 17:46 Ceris75: Irwin BROmmel
🔗 17:46RvLeshrac:
Well, yeah, I'm not saying you have to like the prediction. 
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo: You are technically alive
🔗 17:46 Loonatic93: This is the kinda of game that I would envision Dean from "Code Monkeys" making.
🔗 17:47Xenagos_god_of_partys:

🔗 17:47 CantWearHats: awesome featherweight_!
🔗 17:47 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:47 LRRbot:
213 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:47 grgriffin3: Love it, featherweight!
🔗 17:47 CantWearHats: oh man
🔗 17:47 Ceris75: GJ fetherweight
🔗 17:47 I_Am_Clockwork: large doge
🔗 17:47malc: dogesplosion
🔗 17:47 squaredotcube:
Fetch. 
🔗 17:47 AdmiralMemo: Oh my! featherweight_ you are amazing. Zack Brofist is awesome!
🔗 17:47 Ceris75: or should I say BROtherweight
🔗 17:48TheMooseTetrino: So who is player 1?
🔗 17:48lordlundar: bubble gum.
🔗 17:48TheMooseTetrino: As in which character?
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo: Graham is Player 1
🔗 17:48 I_Am_Clockwork: such riply
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo: Currently Ripley
🔗 17:48 ndance: i like that ripley is a bro
🔗 17:48TheMooseTetrino: AdmiralMemo, thanks
🔗 17:48 Ceris75: Graham BROrk
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo: ndance: More female bros in the future
🔗 17:48 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: Everything is fine
🔗 17:48 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:48 LRRbot:
214 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:48 afoersch: Lou FerrigBro
🔗 17:48 ndance: she is also a badass.
🔗 17:48 I_Am_Clockwork: this game seems pretty zen//
🔗 17:48 Havok4: I think they need Bro'Neill for another richard dean Anderson character.
🔗 17:48Lord_ZYRK: Broul Saunders
🔗 17:48 Ceris75: Paul SaunBROs
🔗 17:49 MrPhlip: Stand still, the water heaters see by movement
🔗 17:49 squaredotcube: Special him
🔗 17:49 Ceris75: Kathleeen De Bro
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK: Broleen De Vere
🔗 17:49 Loonatic93: Neil DeBro Tyson
🔗 17:49 CantWearHats: Broham Stark
🔗 17:49 Ceris75: James BROnner
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK: Alex BROcy
🔗 17:49 AdmiralMemo: Cameron Broder
🔗 17:49 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:49 LRRbot:
215 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK: Adam Brodivan
🔗 17:49 grgriffin3: Serge BROger
🔗 17:49 CantWearHats: Brooj
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: Tally Brolke
🔗 17:50 Loonatic93: Ash Vickbros
🔗 17:50 grgriffin3: Steve Dangbro.
🔗 17:50FocusTrees:
I
this game, these guys, this stream. It's all brofect
🔗 17:50 Erictheorange:
I miss shovel knight 
🔗 17:50TheGTF: for those interested, there is also The Expendibros available until the end of the year
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: DangBro is right
🔗 17:50 Havok4: Well we seem to functioning on the same wavelength Cantwearhats
🔗 17:50Lord_ZYRK: Matt Brogens. His special is to ruin everything.
🔗 17:50 CantWearHats: hiiive butt
🔗 17:50 Elah806: AshBro Cummings
🔗 17:50 BusTed: Presumably his character from the Delta Force movies.
🔗 17:50 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:50 LRRbot:
216 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:50 Nightvalien28: light them up light them up
🔗 17:50 Elah806: Brogan VanHumbeck
🔗 17:50Cup_Of_Nooodles: Is that Mr.T lmao
🔗 17:50 Jadeworrior: rocks fall and graham dies its only science people
🔗 17:50Lord_ZYRK: Jer BROtter
🔗 17:50MetricFurlong: so many deaths
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: Broll Watt
🔗 17:50Cup_Of_Nooodles: Please tell me that's Mr.T
🔗 17:51Xenagos_god_of_partys: Lars BroHard
🔗 17:51 Loonatic93: B.A. Broackus.
🔗 17:51lordlundar: Cup_Of_Nooodles it is. Not sure why he has a flame thrower for.
🔗 17:51 grgriffin3: BROze.
🔗 17:51 AdmiralMemo: It's Mr. T. It's BA Broracus
🔗 17:51 CantWearHats: I pity the fool!
🔗 17:51Cup_Of_Nooodles: LOL sweeeettt
🔗 17:51Cup_Of_Nooodles: Man this is the greatest
🔗 17:51 I_Am_Clockwork: KROM KROM KROOOOOM
🔗 17:51 CantWearHats: have you used bronan's special?
🔗 17:51 Erictheorange: @Anubis169 I think your gonna need to set up a funding campaign to finance monthly new USB death buttons at this rate.
🔗 17:51Lord_ZYRK: Ian BROer
🔗 17:51 squaredotcube: yes you are, melee's effective with those
🔗 17:51Abcxyq: Just whip it! Whip it good!
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: given that i made this one, it'll be hard
🔗 17:52 TStodden: !totaldeaths
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: There we BRO
🔗 17:52lordlundar:
Mr T's should be an AK-47 with a horrendous spray. 
🔗 17:52 kfwash: I whip my...whip...? back and forth
🔗 17:52 Elah806: #SpankThatTank
🔗 17:52 Loonatic93: Weird Al Brocavic
🔗 17:52Lord_ZYRK: BROat there!
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: Note: Whippet is a type of dog
🔗 17:52TheGTF: the other Chuck Norris character is James Braddock from Missing in Action
🔗 17:52 TStodden: ! deathcount total
🔗 17:52 afoersch: Just Whippet... Whippet good!
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: !totaldeath
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: 6863 total deaths
🔗 17:52 squaredotcube: Welp, G and P are in the doghouse now
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:53 LRRbot:
217 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:53 Havok4: Reb BROwn
🔗 17:53TAOTheCrab: Jet Set Radibro
🔗 17:53 Ceris75: AirBROtle
🔗 17:53 Elah806: who let the bros out bro bro bro bro
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: Largest dog in the world is about the size of a horse
🔗 17:53 Havok4: That one takes no effort at all.
🔗 17:53 TStodden: 7k mark possible tonight?
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:53 LRRbot: 218 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo: Oh WAT
🔗 17:53TheMooseTetrino: Anubis169, Danish thing?
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:53 LRRbot: 219 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:53 Nightvalien28: cherry broling I don't know that
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo: She's new from when I last saw this!
🔗 17:53Cantwearcats: That seems awkward
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo: What's she from?
🔗 17:53 I_Am_Clockwork: who is paul right now?
🔗 17:53 grgriffin3: Planet Terror.
🔗 17:54mikedaveharris: planet terror
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: Paul is Snake
🔗 17:54 TStodden: only ~130 to go!
🔗 17:54 Kowasu645: Planet Terror
🔗 17:54Lord_ZYRK: BROshiro
🔗 17:54 jonnykefka: hey guys. Loved this week's sketch. Very Python, moreso than usual, came together really nicely.
🔗 17:54 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:54 LRRbot: 220 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: Anyone know who this Cherry character is from:?
🔗 17:54 CantWearHats: I know kung bro
🔗 17:54 Erictheorange: @Admiralmemo Grindhouse I think. The girl with the machine gun leg.
🔗 17:54 I_Am_Clockwork: that way is maddness
🔗 17:54 CantWearHats: AdmiralMemo, from Grindhouse
🔗 17:54 Ceris75: Bro Yun Fat
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: Ah. Never heard of that.
🔗 17:54 Appleguard: how impracitcal
🔗 17:54TheGTF: AdmiralMemo, she is from Planet Terror, she and the James Braddock parody from Missing in Action are the two most recent ones
🔗 17:54 Appleguard: *impractical
🔗 17:54 Elah806: Broyoncé
🔗 17:54Lord_ZYRK: Simon BROmont
🔗 17:55 I_Am_Clockwork: Hi EX
🔗 17:55 Elah806: Nine Inch Bros
🔗 17:55 Appleguard: i thought james braddock was captain britain, now i'm all mixed up
🔗 17:55 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:55 LRRbot:
221 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:55 grgriffin3: Just drop a tank on em!
🔗 17:55 Papperslappen: Tanked!
🔗 17:55 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: Careful BAM
🔗 17:55 Anubis169: WREEEEEE
🔗 17:55 Elah806: It's james Broddock Appleguard
🔗 17:55 MrPhlip: !highlight "Careful"... *falling tank*
🔗 17:55 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 17:55Lord_ZYRK: Captain BROcan
🔗 17:55 Piperlyon: well that's a helluva way to die
🔗 17:55 cyberpunkpilot: james T kirk should be in this game
🔗 17:55TAOTheCrab: they tanked the **** out of that
🔗 17:55 I_Am_Clockwork: straight tanked
🔗 17:55TheGTF: that is honestly the best part of the game, *** suddenly falling on you unexpectedly
🔗 17:55 Ceris75: Mr BROck
🔗 17:55 AdmiralMemo: "I wonder what's Snake's special is." SPLAT
🔗 17:55 Erictheorange: Question for the chat. Have the developers said if they are going to keep adding "bros" or is the game is "final release form"?
🔗 17:55 ndance: where is BROck sampson?
🔗 17:55 BusTed: "Knock, knock/"
🔗 17:56 grgriffin3: You just made a mess.
🔗 17:56Solomon_Kain: this is not yet its final form!
🔗 17:56 DirgeNovak: Moar bros
🔗 17:56 Lakedaemonii: is that third tank floating?
🔗 17:56 AdmiralMemo: Erictheorange: This is Alpha and they're adding a ton more bros
🔗 17:56Lord_ZYRK: Erictheorange, this is alpha, and I think they're looking for suggestions for new bros
🔗 17:56 I_Am_Clockwork: what solomon_kain said
🔗 17:56 cyberpunkpilot: this is a pretty good alpha
🔗 17:56 ChroniclerC: STOP exploding? Graham, you are playing the wrong game.
🔗 17:56 TStodden: Wouldn't that be Brock Hudson?
🔗 17:56 CantWearHats: yeah, by the way, this game is AN ALPHA
🔗 17:56 Elah806: Why didn't you just put the bro back in the box
🔗 17:56Lord_ZYRK: ndance, I know, right?
🔗 17:56 I_Am_Clockwork: DOUBLE BROOOOO
🔗 17:56 grgriffin3:
THERE
🔗 17:56 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
out of there
🔗 17:56Foxmar320: lrrGOAT
🔗 17:56 ndance: his special would be the car
🔗 17:56 Havok4: This is what early access games are supposed to be.
🔗 17:56lordlundar: That's not debris Graham. Those are spent casings.
🔗 17:56Lord_ZYRK: Elah806, wow, that reference
🔗 17:56 Nightvalien28:

🔗 17:56Mowdownjoe: So many mans...
🔗 17:56Lord_Rakdos: goat therr
🔗 17:56 I_Am_Clockwork: double bro all the way across the skyyyy
🔗 17:56 Itazu:
bro
🔗 17:56 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Foxmar needs a sub bro 
🔗 17:56 Ceris75: BROat there
🔗 17:56MetricFurlong: gonna have a scrap
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: Oh what?
🔗 17:57RvLeshrac: Oh, so Cherry Broling is the last unlock.
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: 223 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 I_Am_Clockwork: those are some giant bullets
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 17:57 LRRbot:
3 pardons-fuck for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 MrPhlip: I recommend not letting those hit you
🔗 17:57 cyberpunkpilot: is beej still on paper mario
🔗 17:57 ChroniclerC: I like how Graham's plan is to burrow under it.
🔗 17:57 Nightvalien28: holy snaps
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: 225 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 saweeks: paper mario is never ending
🔗 17:57Omni_42: Paul fully led that missile to graham
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: Paper Maribro
🔗 17:57mikedaveharris: this game neeed topper harley from hot shoots
🔗 17:57 Nightvalien28: don't go under it
🔗 17:57Xenagos_god_of_partys: !death
🔗 17:57 LRRbot:
226 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 squaredotcube: hit the treads until it's only able to use the jets
🔗 17:57 vampiretoast: the middle is safe until it lifts off aparently
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: 227 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 Erictheorange: @I think Beej has 1 or 2 more streams before Paper Mario is done.
🔗 17:57lordlundar: Tunneling under it while under it is probably not the best plan.
🔗 17:57 TStodden: Beej is on Chapter 7 of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Bro
🔗 17:57 Piperlyon: flamethrower seems pretty strong in this meta
🔗 17:57 cyberpunkpilot: harry potterbro lol god that would be terrible
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: 228 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: Get on top
🔗 17:57MetricFurlong: close
🔗 17:57Foxmar320: Nooooooo
🔗 17:58 grgriffin3: Well, that NEARLY worked.
🔗 17:58Lord_Rakdos: nooooooo
🔗 17:58 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: REKT
🔗 17:58 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:58 LRRbot: 230 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:58 Nightvalien28: barrels are explosive
🔗 17:58 AdmiralMemo: Hit the rockets launchers first
🔗 17:58 Loonatic93: Wreck-It Brolph.
🔗 17:58FocusTrees: This game actually requires a really high attention to detail.
🔗 17:58 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:58 LRRbot: 231 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:58 DirgeNovak: What's the death record for one stream?
🔗 17:58 grgriffin3: Brolph Ziggler.
🔗 17:58senshi5609: OMG 200 deaths?!?
🔗 17:58 Erictheorange: @Anubis169 do we get two deaths if they just die right away like that one for each. Or is it one death per level restart?
🔗 17:59 TStodden: Death record is around 450
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: 232 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:59 AdmiralMemo: Awwww
🔗 17:59Foxmar320: so close
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: i'm doing it to reduce spam
🔗 17:59Mrdodgycat: Red-haired twin looks like Paul
🔗 17:59lordlundar: Paul's screwed.
🔗 17:59 Loonatic93: I think the death record is for Telsagrad.
🔗 17:59 CantWearHats: does teslagrad still have the high score for deaths in a single stream?
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: 234 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 17:59 squaredotcube: also destroy the treads and it will take fall damage
🔗 17:59 Erictheorange: Yeah Teslagrad has a like 10 deaths/minuet.
🔗 17:59 AdmiralMemo: Ripley can be good... SPLAT
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:59 LRRbot:
235 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 18:00 cyberpunkpilot: you know Rambo only killed one person in the first movie
🔗 18:00 Anubis169: !death add 2
🔗 18:00 LRRbot: 237 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 18:00 grgriffin3: Punches. In. Bunches.
🔗 18:00TAOTheCrab:
Need to get a few Brolan Norths 
🔗 18:00 AdmiralMemo: Needs more bro
🔗 18:00 TrakoGamer: Graham and Paul, I'm glad you enjoyed this... it def looks like fun
🔗 18:00 Anubis169: teslagrad was 395
🔗 18:00 Piperlyon: what was the death/minute for Teslagrad?
🔗 18:00 TrakoGamer: lmao hanging on and just stabbing it XD
🔗 18:00 ChroniclerC: *tink tink tink tink...*
🔗 18:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 18:00 LRRbot:
238 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 18:00 BlueDefender006: If Graham and Paul are in this game what would their powers be?
🔗 18:01 TStodden: We're waiting to see who gets the 7,000 death.
🔗 18:01 D3fr0st5: teslagrad has 1.something deaths per minute not 10...
🔗 18:01 cyberpunkpilot: ban hammer
🔗 18:01 cyberpunkpilot: and
🔗 18:01RvLeshrac: Game needs Campbro, Quinbro, and El Broriachi
🔗 18:01 CantWearHats: !totaldeath
🔗 18:01 LRRbot: 6885 total deaths
🔗 18:01 AdmiralMemo: Graham has the power of editing... Can reset time somehow... Paul... Not sure.
🔗 18:01TheGTF: Robocop can charge his gun for a big burst, btw
🔗 18:01 CantWearHats: everything is Brokay
🔗 18:01 TStodden: 115 to go!
🔗 18:01 Erictheorange: @D3fr0st5 I was blind guessing give me a break
🔗 18:01 Loonatic93: Jace the Mindbroer.
🔗 18:01 Anubis169: !death
🔗 18:01 LRRbot:
239 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 18:01 squaredotcube: Turkey it
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 18:02 LRRbot: 240 deaths for Broforce on GPLP
🔗 18:02 I_Am_Clockwork: YEAH
🔗 18:02 grgriffin3: lrrGOATH THERE
🔗 18:02malc: Bron't Panic
🔗 18:02Foxmar320: YEAH!!!
🔗 18:02 grgriffin3:

🔗 18:02 Anubis169:

🔗 18:02 afoersch: so many dudes
🔗 18:02 BusTed: So many mans.
🔗 18:02 ChroniclerC: Goth there.
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: No, Time Bro
🔗 18:02Okipokute: that was a great death animation
🔗 18:02 Nightvalien28:

🔗 18:02 I_Am_Clockwork: HEROES OF THE BRONERVERSE!
🔗 18:02 Aarek:
there!
🔗 18:02 saweeks:

🔗 18:02 embyrr922: How many guys were in that thing?
🔗 18:02Omni_42: Groat there!
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: Wooooooo
🔗 18:02Lord_Rakdos: Its RAINING MEN
🔗 18:02FocusTrees: Dudes exploding out of the top lol
🔗 18:02 Ceris75: BROt there
🔗 18:02Xenagos_god_of_partys: Broctor
🔗 18:02 cyberpunkpilot:
🔗 18:02Omni_42: uh, Broat there!
🔗 18:02 TrakoGamer: just in time
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: sweet!!!
🔗 18:02Sektor88: Raining men and it's not even cho-aniki
🔗 18:02 Nightvalien28: so many dead
🔗 18:02 grgriffin3: Well-timed.
🔗 18:02 D3fr0st5:
I know
though pretty sure we all loathe the day someone plays super meat boy... or vvvvvv
🔗 18:02Unknowngamer88: there was a worrying number of dudes in that tank
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: Literally JUST BEAT IT
🔗 18:02 Nightvalien28: game completed
🔗 18:02 afoersch: Bro Force complete
🔗 18:02 TrakoGamer: Brommanders
🔗 18:02 CaffeinatedLemur: well done Guys
🔗 18:02 jaxturtle:
I'm no longer embarrassed of our death count from our stream Saturday. You guys managed to crush it.
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: !completed
🔗 18:02 LRRbot:
Broforce added to the completed list
🔗 18:03Foxmar320: Excellent job Bros
🔗 18:03 cyberpunkpilot: that is a great ALPHA
🔗 18:03Mrdodgycat:
That was great 
🔗 18:03Lord_Rakdos: literally just beat it
🔗 18:03 BlueDefender006: That was great Bro's
🔗 18:03 TStodden: Looks like that Alex might get the 7K death honor.
🔗 18:03 Piperlyon: this is seriously the best Alpha I have ever seen
🔗 18:03TAOTheCrab:
don't noone do that? 
🔗 18:03 CantWearHats: they would be VERY confused
🔗 18:03 TodayIamRee: Yeah, a kickstarter is a much better crowdfunding tool for something like that
🔗 18:03 afoersch: don't nobody not do not that
🔗 18:03 I_Am_Clockwork: that was a blast
🔗 18:03 Anubis169:
G and P, my deathcount button has a chip in the plastic now 
🔗 18:03 I_Am_Clockwork: pun pun pun
🔗 18:03 CantWearHats: PAPER MARIBRO
🔗 18:03 grgriffin3: BAI G AND P
🔗 18:04Sektor88: hopefully ending TTYD
🔗 18:04 Anubis169: a little bit came off in that last battle
🔗 18:04Lord_ZYRK: Great stream guys
🔗 18:04 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Graham: How did the controller fare?
🔗 18:04 Ceris75: Good stream Bros
🔗 18:04 GraemeHart: next g&P should be Mercenary Kings
🔗 18:04 LoadingReadyRun: AdmiralMemo, it's great!
🔗 18:04Lynks_9: beej is still at thousand year door? that's been a while
🔗 18:04 I_Am_Clockwork: time to grab moar soada
🔗 18:04 LordoftheFros: He's almost done with it.
🔗 18:04 D3fr0st5: hey a169 what's your steam username?
🔗 18:04 AdmiralMemo: Right on...
🔗 18:04 LordoftheFros: Unless he decides to do the pit.
🔗 18:04Omni_42: I think chat might be... BROken?
🔗 18:04MetricFurlong: right, bed time
🔗 18:04MetricFurlong: night
🔗 18:04Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169, deathcount game 2 stronk
🔗 18:04 afoersch: 'night furlong
🔗 18:04 Anubis169: that_person_again
🔗 18:04tehcrashxor: !game good
🔗 18:04 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 97% (35/36)
🔗 18:04Lord_Rakdos: it take a 1000 years to beat 1000 year door dont you know
🔗 18:04 LordoftheFros: !game good
🔗 18:05Mrdodgycat: It's 2am here in Ireland...Damn this tasty streamy goodness!
🔗 18:05 I_Am_Clockwork: what do people think of Guantlet?
🔗 18:05 squaredotcube: yeah, I got a SNES contoller here I need to do the same with, the wire was cut anyways
🔗 18:05 Yaaaaaawn:
Right on? Is this Admiralmemos excellent adventure 
🔗 18:05Arclight_Dynamo: Hello, all.
🔗 18:05 afoersch: Radical!
🔗 18:05 CantWearHats: tubular!
🔗 18:05 I_Am_Clockwork: I only ask because I've gotten 3 adds for it in a row and I thought it looked neat
🔗 18:05 AdmiralMemo: They need Bro and Ted in the game
🔗 18:05 cyberpunkpilot: hello arc
🔗 18:05 TStodden: Beej is about half-way through chapter 7 of 8 in PM:TTYD
🔗 18:05Lord_Rakdos: !game good
🔗 18:05 I_Am_Clockwork: Hi Arclight
🔗 18:05 Laserbeaks_Fury: So, I'm really starting to wonder what the point of Destiny is now
🔗 18:05 afoersch: they need Han Brolo
🔗 18:05 Anubis169: D3fr0st5, why?
🔗 18:05 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 97% (37/38)
🔗 18:05 I_Am_Clockwork: !game good
🔗 18:06 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 18:06 CantWearHats: Laserbeaks_Fury, why play destiny when broforce co-op is way better
🔗 18:06Lord_ZYRK: AdmiralMemo, you mean Broll S. Preston and Ted Theobro Logan?
🔗 18:06 Yaaaaaawn: who voted bad? i mean come on....
🔗 18:06 Anubis169:
there's always one troll 
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: Ted Theodore Brogan you mean
🔗 18:06 saweeks: someone who hates fun
🔗 18:06 Kapol42:
ing Gracepoint ad keeps breaking my player.
🔗 18:06 PMAvers: To get you on the MMO treadmill and make you addicted so you'll buy all the DLC?
🔗 18:06 afoersch: Ted S Broston and Ted Theodor Brogan
🔗 18:06 CantWearHats: spock the rock dock ock and hulk hogan
🔗 18:06 Kowasu645: they certainly weren't a bro
🔗 18:06 afoersch: sorry, Bill S Broston
🔗 18:06TAOTheCrab: report the breaking ad?
🔗 18:06 Kapol42: tao, did it.
🔗 18:06 CantWearHats: oh MAN, Hulk Brogan definitely needs to happen
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Rating for Broforce on GPLP is now 97% (38/39)
🔗 18:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (7m ago)
🔗 18:07 PMAvers: Also weird, can't bring the stream up on mobile for some reason.
🔗 18:07 D3fr0st5:
Anubis169, gonna send you something but wanted to check what game you had so I don't send a double 
🔗 18:07 afoersch: Brogan's Run?
🔗 18:07 Yaaaaaawn:
hah, ultimate showdown reference, i got that...
(googling to watch now)
🔗 18:07 Kapol42: Doesn't make it less annoying that it happened. Especially because it seems to have messed with the next ad. So I worry it'll have 'reported' that ad
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: PMAvers: It's offline right now. That could be why.
🔗 18:07 Papperslappen: I've found that some ads brake the feedback button.
🔗 18:07CoyoteSans: Breaking Ad: The Breaking Bad/Man Men crossover people asked for, but the executive producer screwed up.
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: oh you don't have to x_x
🔗 18:07 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, but like, there's not enough game to get me hooked. I'm already 27 and getting bored
🔗 18:07tehcrashxor: !next
🔗 18:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (7m ago)
🔗 18:07Lord_ZYRK: Yaaaaaawn, where?
🔗 18:07 I_Am_Clockwork: now I've got Gracepoint on loop again
🔗 18:07 PMAvers: Oh, that's do it.
🔗 18:07 CantWearHats: Heisenbro
🔗 18:08 Papperslappen: Also save yourself the trouble of watching Gracepoint and watch Broadchurch, it is on Netflix.
🔗 18:08 TStodden: You can only get full screen chat on mobile while streaming... or after streaming, if you're already in there.
🔗 18:08TAOTheCrab:
So Gracepoint is apparently *yet* another American remake of a British thing
But with the same guy.
🔗 18:08 Papperslappen: The best crime drama I've watched in ages.
🔗 18:08lordlundar:
Laserbeaks_Fury Destiny is a combination FPS and MMO. There is no point. 
🔗 18:08 CantWearHats: TAOTheCrab, is that the one with David Tennant?
🔗 18:09 D3fr0st5:
a169 wait your profile is private 
🔗 18:09Lord_ZYRK: TAOTheCrab, oh, that's what that is? I just got like, five or six ads in a row for that.
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (9m ago)
🔗 18:09 Anubis169:
ya, i'm not really big on plastering myself on the net 
🔗 18:09TAOTheCrab: CWH Apparently (I had to go look it up, the ad triggered my actor familiarity)
🔗 18:09 I_Am_Clockwork: Oh I think I've heard of that one cantwearhats, thats
🔗 18:09 Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, the ad campaign was really selling this massive game, and it's just not there
🔗 18:09 Kapol42: I_am_clockwork, be careful. Muting that ad broke my player so everything stayed muted
🔗 18:10 I_Am_Clockwork: lol I just let it run kapol42
🔗 18:10 I_Am_Clockwork: so we will see if it MUTES ALL AUDIO ANYWAY!
🔗 18:10lordlundar: Laserbeaks_Fury A point Angry Joe has been making, only to be told "Don't review it at launch, wait ten months when the game is fully out." I'll let the absurdity of that statement sink in.
🔗 18:10 Kapol42: Mute all the things!
🔗 18:10 Anubis169: D3fr0st5: currently i've got Dark Souls, VVVVVV, Psychonauts, Ironclad Tactics, PAC-MAN championship edition and Gateways
🔗 18:10 Anubis169:
that's it 
🔗 18:10 afoersch: Angelina Brolie
🔗 18:11 I_Am_Clockwork: I think I've said Broseph Stalin already
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP (overridden)
🔗 18:11CoyoteSans: So, if I'm understanding all these second-hand statements right, Destiny is essentially an earl-access single-player demo for an MMO still in dev.
🔗 18:11 Anubis169: !show override off
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 18:11 I_Am_Clockwork: Coyotesans that matches what my friends who own it have been telling me...
🔗 18:12 afoersch: Henry ThorBreau
🔗 18:12RvLeshrac: coyotesans: That's close enough.
🔗 18:12wabisabievan: Coyotesans that's a great way of putting my issues with what I've been seeing of the game.
🔗 18:12TAOTheCrab: Wait, where's the singleplayer part come from? Curious.
🔗 18:12 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, that's exactly what it is
🔗 18:12lordlundar: CoyoteSans more like a AAA title that set new records on how rushed of a release they can pull off.
🔗 18:12 Lord_Hosk: is there no beej?
🔗 18:12 saweeks: When Destiny releases on PC it might actually be a full game.
🔗 18:12 I_Am_Clockwork: They should have spent less time on fake perfume adds
🔗 18:12CoyoteSans: I... was honestly expecting to be totally wrong. That's kinda depressing.
🔗 18:12 afoersch: Brobi Wan Kenobi
🔗 18:13wabisabievan: I think there will be Hosk GPLP just ended though
🔗 18:13 TStodden: BroForce makes me want to play Terraria OR Starbound now...
🔗 18:13 I_Am_Clockwork: Brobi Wan KenBRObi?
🔗 18:13lordlundar:
saweeks ah the hope of the naive. 
🔗 18:13 Kowasu645: Edward James Bromos
🔗 18:13 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (13m ago)
🔗 18:13 afoersch: Broba Fett
🔗 18:13 D3fr0st5: Alright Anubis169 (still weird not calling you a169) you should get a couple of things in your twitch messages
🔗 18:13RvLeshrac: But wait, we shouldn't be talking about it yet, should we? Didn't Bungie say you have to put several hundred hours in before they'll accept your opinion as valid?
🔗 18:13 saweeks: I'm a dreamer
🔗 18:13 LadyRhian: 'Is Beej running late?
🔗 18:13 Laserbeaks_Fury: The only content left for me is group stuff that I can't find people to do
🔗 18:13Lord_ZYRK:
afoersch, I threw that one out there a while ago 
🔗 18:14TAOTheCrab: oh, I see, I heard about the raids. Now I see the singleplayer bit.
🔗 18:14 afoersch: womp womp. sorry zyrk
🔗 18:14lordlundar: RvLeshrac To which I will happily respond with Mr. Miyamoto's "A good game delayed is still a good game. A bad game rushed is bad forever."
🔗 18:14 I_Am_Clockwork: BROcket Racoon?
🔗 18:14 I_Am_Clockwork: I AM BROOOT!
🔗 18:14TAOTheCrab: Kinda sad I can't get Jet Set Radio working in Wine.
🔗 18:14 LadyRhian: Broot?
🔗 18:14 Kowasu645: Starbro?
🔗 18:15 Laserbeaks_Fury: I did this great boss battle and was like " that was a great act 1 cap" It was the end of the game.
🔗 18:15 SoldieroFortune: Ladyrhian, they always have a bit of trouble switching from GPLP to Beej ... the setup doesn't like switching to the WiiU playing older games. They've been starting around 6:30 on average recently
🔗 18:15lordlundar:
I_Am_Clockwork Now THOSE are characters I would like to see in the game. 
🔗 18:15 afoersch: PlaciBro Bromingo
🔗 18:15TAOTheCrab: Psychbronauts?
🔗 18:15RvLeshrac: laserbeaks_fury: Haaaaaaa
🔗 18:15 I_Am_Clockwork: the mighty Thanbros
🔗 18:15 LadyRhian: BroBeej
🔗 18:15 CantWearHats: Flash Brodon
🔗 18:15 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (15m ago)
🔗 18:15CoyoteSans: Lordlundar: Though, Nintendo is usually considerate enough to delay the ENTIRE game.
🔗 18:15wabisabievan: I think most of the development time with Destiny was spent refining the moment to moment gameplay and possibly the visuals. One of their problems has been that their marketing hyped the living hell out of it and now the product can never match expectations.
🔗 18:15 SoldieroFortune: Han Brolo?
🔗 18:16TAOTheCrab: XCom Bromander
🔗 18:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: Apparently "Massive" and "Epic" are the DLC.
🔗 18:16 CantWearHats: wabisabievan, that's part of it, but it *really* doesn't seem like there's much story there
🔗 18:16Lightspeeddash: !next
🔗 18:16 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (16m ago)
🔗 18:16 I_Am_Clockwork: GI Bro?
🔗 18:16 CantWearHats: regardless of people's expectations, story and loot are both very weak
🔗 18:16 LadyRhian: BroBacca
🔗 18:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: There is no story, its generic
🔗 18:16wabisabievan: Well the other part is they marketed it as a story type game when they should've marketed is the next iteration of the halo online formula.
🔗 18:16 I_Am_Clockwork: Broda, jedi master
🔗 18:16CoyoteSans: So, the prediction I had nearly a decade ago about companies charging full price for demos and then selling parts of the story idividually has finally come true.
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (17m ago)
🔗 18:17Lightspeeddash: good beej keep being late still cooking dinner
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: hmm...
🔗 18:17 I_Am_Clockwork: speaking of dinner
🔗 18:17 ChroniclerC: While we wait, Other Dan is streaming on ExtraCredits.
🔗 18:17 I_Am_Clockwork: need moar food
🔗 18:17 Anubis169:
can't see anything yet D3fr0st5, but thanks very much 
🔗 18:17 Kowasu645: Coyote, i think EA might have heard you back then
🔗 18:17wabisabievan: I don't think story was ever really a key focus point in it's design.
🔗 18:17 Anubis169 huggles
🔗 18:17 TStodden: What is Other Dan playing?
🔗 18:17TAOTheCrab: Mega Man X
🔗 18:17Arclight_Dynamo: Coyotesans: There's a reason I've been gravitating towards indie games the last few years. I care about story, and AAA games have trouble with that, apparently.
🔗 18:18Lightspeeddash: Stoooorm Eagle!
🔗 18:18CoyoteSans: Yeah, the "episodic gaming" fad was the big push I remember, but at least they typically weren't full price up front.
🔗 18:18 PMAvers: Playing Destiny reminds me of playing MTG. I can see why some people like it, and it's put together well, but neither really has grabbed me and made me want to play more.
🔗 18:18 Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't care about the story, but as short as the content is, a stellar story might have made it go better.
🔗 18:18 TStodden: Meh... probably not as interesting as Arino trying to clear it.
🔗 18:18 D3fr0st5 Anubis169 *huggles back*
🔗 18:19wabisabievan: Well the problem with the episodic model was that only telltale ever really made it work. Valve and anyone else who tried it just ended up reverting back to their old models for development.
🔗 18:19 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm so done with the game, by the time any kind of expansion comes out, paid or otherwise, I'll have moved on. That's the real issue
🔗 18:19 Anubis169 heads off to the b3d thing
🔗 18:19 PMAvers: Sort of glad I just redbox'd it.
🔗 18:19 Ravynn: Later Anubis169
🔗 18:19 CantWearHats: does the episodic model really work if you charge full price for the game in the first place and put hardly anything in it?
🔗 18:19 I_Am_Clockwork: bye anubis
🔗 18:19 Anubis169: i don't think beej's show is set yet
🔗 18:19 CantWearHats: I guess we'll find out
🔗 18:19 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nope
🔗 18:19 CantWearHats: hurm
🔗 18:20 I_Am_Clockwork: cut to bleached white skeleton
🔗 18:20 CantWearHats: !show
🔗 18:20 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 18:20 Laserbeaks_Fury: No one's going to be invested
🔗 18:20 CaffeinatedLemur sets self for self
🔗 18:20lordlundar: See, Nintendo is doing the right thing with DLC. The MK8 DLC is essentially an expansion pack.
🔗 18:20 TStodden: Isn't that the "Season Pass" method, CWH?
🔗 18:20CoyoteSans: Cantwearheats: If this were a climate change discussion, this is typically where some mentions frogs, pots, and slow boiling.
🔗 18:20wabisabievan: Well that was one of the problems. Telltale makes it work because even at full price their games are about twenty five bucks. Each episode is only around five. People can actually afford that.
🔗 18:20 CantWearHats: is it TStodden? literally never bought a season pass
🔗 18:20 CantWearHats: I basically have no idea what they even are
🔗 18:20 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Season Pass is a sham, I figured that out way back in AC2
🔗 18:20 CantWearHats: I just buy games and play 'em
🔗 18:20 CantWearHats: I'm weird like that
🔗 18:21 CaffeinatedLemur: season passes are silly ideas
🔗 18:21 I_Am_Clockwork: they are a "buy all the expansion backs now and we'll give them to you as they are relleased"
🔗 18:21 CaffeinatedLemur: like mustard flavored cotton candy
🔗 18:21 CantWearHats: ohhh
🔗 18:21 CantWearHats: huh
🔗 18:21 CantWearHats: well *** that
🔗 18:21 I_Am_Clockwork: right
🔗 18:21Arclight_Dynamo: I think a season pass can work well, if it's treated like, say, a magazine or comic subscription. Which, really, is how it was *meant* to work.
🔗 18:21QuarterNote_: no beej?
🔗 18:21 PMAvers: They're basically pre-orders for DLC that you can't cancel when it turns out that it sucks.
🔗 18:21 I_Am_Clockwork: you don't know what you're buying
🔗 18:21 CantWearHats: yeah, that seems dumb
🔗 18:21wabisabievan: The season pass basically works on the same logic that people use to buy bulk with groceries.
🔗 18:21 TStodden: I'm tempted to go with a season pass for Pinball Arcade, but I'm not certain of spending $40 upfront for a big unknown.
🔗 18:22 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's great, once all the content is out and you know you want it. Otherwise, paying now for future content is silly.
🔗 18:22 CantWearHats: except, buying bulk in groceries saves you money and you know what you're getting
🔗 18:22 I_Am_Clockwork: exactly
🔗 18:22wabisabievan: True but it's often the same risk reward logic at play.
🔗 18:22 PMAvers: Oh yeah, I should go back to work. <_<
🔗 18:22 Ravynn: I have to say though that seasons passes are something of a godsend for us as developers
🔗 18:22 Zeke229: we should all call beej alex today
🔗 18:22 CantWearHats: a season pass, on the other hand, you DON'T know what you're getting
🔗 18:22Jamfalcon: And you also get the groceries then and there, no uncertainty of them being delivered. (Also: hi everyone)
🔗 18:22CoyoteSans: I miss not having a Sam's Club membership.
🔗 18:22 CaffeinatedLemur: hi jamfalcon
🔗 18:22Arclight_Dynamo: Like, I click the "Subscribe to episodic game" button. I'm charged $5 per episode *as they come out*. I can cancel at any time. That's how to do it right.
🔗 18:22lordlundar: CantWearHats A more apt comparison is ordering bulk groceries online sight unseen.
🔗 18:22 CantWearHats: I guess
🔗 18:22Lord_ZYRK: Or you can just wait until they release the game with all of the DLC included for cheaper than launch price of the standard game.
🔗 18:23 afoersch: Selena Bromez
🔗 18:23 CantWearHats: but then who does that lordlundar
🔗 18:23 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, jesus, If I'd known the beta weekend was 1/4 the entire game, I wouldn't have played it.
🔗 18:23Lord_ZYRK: Well, less than the game at launch, anyway
🔗 18:23 afoersch: Jon Bon Brovi
🔗 18:23 Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait long enough, and Destiny will be Free for Gold
🔗 18:24lordlundar: CantWearHats that would be the idea. When someone asks you that then you can ask them why the buy a season pass for a game.
🔗 18:24 Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe about 8 months from now, when they want to try and get some more DLC sells
🔗 18:24Lord_ZYRK:
I said launch game in the first place. I swear I can read, guys. . .
🔗 18:24 CantWearHats: what's really sad about destiny, is that all of these decisions and business models are very transparently a business decision and not a creative one. which is nothing new for a AAA game, but it's SO transparent
🔗 18:25 I_Am_Clockwork: That's Microsoft for you
🔗 18:25 CantWearHats: yeah, guess it is
🔗 18:25wabisabievan: Well I think it's transparant for you Cantwearhats keep in mind that some people won't put in as much thought as you have.
🔗 18:25 CantWearHats: sure, I get that
🔗 18:25 GraemeHart: yoghurt! mmmmm blackberryies on the bottom
🔗 18:25 I_Am_Clockwork: Microsoft: "At least you KNOW we are ripping you off."
🔗 18:25lordlundar: I_Am_Clockwork Crapcom beat them to the punch though.
🔗 18:25 Laserbeaks_Fury: Here's my quip "Destiny is 1/4 of a really good game."
🔗 18:26 I_Am_Clockwork: thats like saying this bread is 1/4 of a really good sandwich
🔗 18:26CoyoteSans: At least you can toast bread.
🔗 18:26 CantWearHats: "white bread" is the perfect way to describe destiny
🔗 18:26Lord_ZYRK: Or a really good mechanics system inside of a not-very-good game
🔗 18:26 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nah, it's cutting 1/4 of a good sandwich, then selling it to you for full price
🔗 18:26 D3fr0st5: so are saying that the destiny snadwich doesn't have meat?
🔗 18:26Arclight_Dynamo:
You can toast a disc, too. 
🔗 18:27 CantWearHats: sure, you can have some really nice white bread, that's well made...but if you don't put anything BETWEEN the bread, then it doesn't taste of anything much
🔗 18:27lordlundar: D3fr0st5 sounds about right...
🔗 18:27 CaffeinatedLemur: what about lettuce and tomato?
🔗 18:27 Ylegm: It felt that way during the beta D3fr0st5
🔗 18:27QuarterNote_: No beej tonight?
🔗 18:27 CantWearHats: CaffeinatedLemur, that's DLC
🔗 18:27wabisabievan: For some people though mechanics are all that matters. Sorry I know I'm being the devils advocate here but part of the experience may be that we're not the right people for the game.
🔗 18:27 Ylegm: on his way QN
🔗 18:27lordlundar: QuarterNote_ they're setting up.
🔗 18:27 TStodden: You can practically toast everything, given enough heat & time.
🔗 18:28CoyoteSans: You gotta have mayo or miracle whip or some kinda spread, else there's no cohesion to it.
🔗 18:28 I_Am_Clockwork: Not Low carb bread
🔗 18:28Arclight_Dynamo: That sounds like a challenge to me, Tstodden.
🔗 18:28 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like WoW, the "story" is all well and good, but gameplay drives it.
🔗 18:28 CantWearHats: no I do get that wabisabievan, and more power to them if they can get $60 worth of enjoyment out of it (or however much it costs)
🔗 18:28 Ylegm:
@Wabisabievan it just feels dumbed down 
🔗 18:28 I_Am_Clockwork: You can heat Lp-Carb bread with a blow torch and it will absorb the heat like a space shuttle tile
🔗 18:28Lord_ZYRK: wabisabievan, oh it definitely seems like it was aimed more at the broshooter crowd
🔗 18:28 CantWearHats: it's just for me, you can see there could have been a great story in there somewhere
🔗 18:28 I_Am_Clockwork: low-Carb*
🔗 18:28 Zeke229: we need to eradicate the lone star tick, it can cause you to become allergic to red meat
🔗 18:28lordlundar: Arclight_Dynamo so long as it has protein strains he's not entirely wrong. The type of heat is important though.
🔗 18:28 Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't need to know why you want 10 bear asses, it's just an excuse to kill bears.
🔗 18:28CoyoteSans: beej save us, we're debating sandwich building philosphy
🔗 18:29 squaredotcube: It's a case where costs have once again gotten out of hand so hey have to listen to Mr. Business to put in things that either promote additional spending, or appeal to a wider audience.
🔗 18:29 TStodden: I wouldn't recommend toasting electronics, as the chemicals within can be deadly.
🔗 18:29 CantWearHats: CoyoteSans, I bet you cut the crusts off you casual
🔗 18:29Lord_ZYRK: Zeke229, I think that's only temporarily, though, isn't it?
🔗 18:29 Zeke229: lord_LYRK NOPE
🔗 18:29Lord_ZYRK: Casual has been called!
🔗 18:29 squaredotcube: Mid-2000s was a great balance of this back then the way I feel about it.
🔗 18:29 I_Am_Clockwork: I cut my crusts of and use JUST THE CUST to make my sadwitch
🔗 18:29 Ylegm: @Cantwearhats my sandwiches are entirely crust and mustard
🔗 18:29wabisabievan: Hmm this is an interesting lesson that could be applied to game design. People really notice missed potential.
🔗 18:29 Ylegm: come at me
🔗 18:29 I_Am_Clockwork: CRUST*
🔗 18:30 Dandinstorm12: !next
🔗 18:30 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (30m ago)
🔗 18:30TAOTheCrab: crust mustard?
🔗 18:30Arclight_Dynamo:
Lordlundar: Aw, yeah. Gonna get my Maillard reaction on! 
🔗 18:30 LordoftheFros: Crustard.
🔗 18:30 MrPhlip: Crusty mustard.
🔗 18:30 I_Am_Clockwork: wabisabievan thats why they get mad at overhyped things or bad sequals to things
🔗 18:30 Dandinstorm12: is Beej showing?
🔗 18:30Mowdownjoe: So... what now?
🔗 18:30 CaffeinatedLemur hides his crusty mustard
🔗 18:30 CantWearHats: wabisabievan, agree 100%. it's probably worse than just being awful, because it adds a real sense of disappointment. like seeing your friend fail at something rather than someone you don't know
🔗 18:30 TStodden: We're suffering from Bro withdrawal!
🔗 18:30Grimdrome: Guys I have an important question. Why aren't lasers going cool ***?
🔗 18:30 Ylegm eats lemurs mustard anyway
🔗 18:30angelofdust337: tried out the new steam queue feature, first game its gives me is FFXIII....-__-
🔗 18:31 CantWearHats: also you are all terrible at sandwichich and I'll ban you all
🔗 18:31 CantWearHats:

🔗 18:31 Dandinstorm12: !time
🔗 18:31 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:31 PM
🔗 18:31 I_Am_Clockwork: sandwich ban is worst ban
🔗 18:31wabisabievan: I wonder how much the development team interacted with marketing or if they each did their own thing.
🔗 18:31 Laserbeaks_Fury: And yeah, I tried the raid with....people...
🔗 18:31 squaredotcube: Businesspeople and designers are so afraid of their game looking like crap (note looking, not actual) that they're willing to blow funding on pretty assets
🔗 18:31 Laserbeaks_Fury: It was mixed
🔗 18:31Lord_ZYRK: Zeke229, it seems some people do recover from the allergy, and some don't
🔗 18:31 CantWearHats: I'd bet heavily on the latter wabisabievan
🔗 18:31 Dandinstorm12: sooo...is Beej showing today?
🔗 18:31TAOTheCrab: Sandwich Itch
🔗 18:31 TStodden: I pita da fool that gets sandwich banned!
🔗 18:32 Zeke229: still, i dont want to bite into a burger and go into anaphylatic shock
🔗 18:32lordlundar: angelofdust337 Mine was Batman: AO
🔗 18:32 saweeks: just don't teleport your bread
🔗 18:32 Chemistring: Did Beej forget his wallet at home? He was supposed to show chat the wallet for some reason.
🔗 18:32OneirosGolem: I think it's because it's really easy to advertise good visuals and such, but harder to sound-bite good gameplay.
🔗 18:32 CantWearHats: did anyone remind him?
🔗 18:32 squaredotcube: but as the same time, I've asked chat if they would play a new game what looked like it came from the late 90s or early 2000s. Many said "no, get away from that horribleness".
🔗 18:32 CantWearHats: cause I forgot
🔗 18:32 Laserbeaks_Fury: They were actively yelling at the devs for making an "impossible" fight and assumed they did it for the pleasure of watching people fail
🔗 18:32 I_Am_Clockwork: part of the probelm with Destiny is they wanted it to be an early release for theNew Console generation, so you get early realease syndrome: lots of pretty new visuals and less substantial content
🔗 18:32 Dandinstorm12: hrrrm
🔗 18:32 Zeke229: i think we should call Beej Alex because of this week's sketch
🔗 18:32 I_Am_Clockwork: see te most recent Killzone
🔗 18:32 Dandinstorm12: When is he starting
🔗 18:33 Chemistring: CWH, we would if he went live...
🔗 18:33TAOTheCrab:
Teleporting bread engineer voiced by Nolan North and not Grant Goodeve 
🔗 18:33wabisabievan: Ah the old Killzone Shadowfall type of thing.
🔗 18:33 CantWearHats: hmmm
🔗 18:33 Dandinstorm12: !next
🔗 18:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (33m ago)
🔗 18:33OneirosGolem: Squaredotcube: You have a point. I've tried to go back and play The Classics and some of them... I just can't make myself do it.
🔗 18:33lordlundar: OneirosGolem yup, The effort is to hook players and pretty pictures are the best method of it. Sadly they're not concerned about KEEPING players interested.
🔗 18:33 LordoftheFros: Curse you all! I want a sandwich now!
🔗 18:33angelofdust337: Lordlundar do you dislike that one? I'm posting mine because it just feels completely ironic to me
🔗 18:33 CantWearHats: TAOTheCrab, I think Grant aged out of the role, or something like that.
🔗 18:33 Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, I play it on the 360, and it's a perfectly good game. It doesn't look ugly, it doesn't suck
🔗 18:33 Chemistring: Sektor88 is a CRITICAL DINOSAUR!
🔗 18:33OneirosGolem: (The original Mother, for example. After about 2 areas I just skipped to Earthbound, which I then enjoyed immensely)
🔗 18:33 CantWearHats: oh god we're in the desert bus chat!
🔗 18:33 LetsHaveToast: ! next
🔗 18:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (33m ago)
🔗 18:34 CantWearHats: meow
🔗 18:34 Chemistring:

🔗 18:34Sektor88 high5s Chemistring
🔗 18:34 Chemistring: !meow
🔗 18:34 LRRbot: =(???)= MEOW!
🔗 18:34 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 18:34 TStodden want to have a pudding break, but can't without losing chat on his tablet.
🔗 18:34 I_Am_Clockwork busses all they way through the desert
🔗 18:34CoyoteSans: Cantwearhats: We gotta practice now if we're gonna be in top form for it!
🔗 18:34lordlundar: angelofdust337 compared to the other two yes. It was made largely to say "We're not done with Joker yet" and suffers from considerable design problems.
🔗 18:34 afoersch: Sir Arthur Bronan Doyle's "Sherlock Brolmes"
🔗 18:34 I_Am_Clockwork: Desert bus isn't an event, its a lifestyle
🔗 18:34 CantWearHats: luckily the streams have kept my giffing skills in check
🔗 18:34Sektor88: I already put in my time off for DB8. Body is so ready. Also slowly building my lsit of challenges
🔗 18:35Mowdownjoe: The first thing in my Steam Queue was Wasteland 2. Then Magicite. Not a bad system.
🔗 18:35 Ylegm: I'm taking off time from work this year for DB, super stoked
🔗 18:35 CantWearHats: aaaaaaaaaadesertbusisinlessthantwomonthsaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🔗 18:35 Laserbeaks_Fury: I've seen games on the xbone and ps4, and I am not impressed. They don't seem so much better that a generation shift was necessary
🔗 18:35TAOTheCrab: I also got WL2 and Magicite. Don't even have, like, Fallout 1 on Steam...
🔗 18:35 TStodden: When is DB8?
🔗 18:35 LordoftheFros: I can't take time off for DB8 because I took off time already for being sick...
🔗 18:35 saweeks: got my vacation approval today for DB8
🔗 18:35Sektor88: I'm paid hourly and currently on a dying project @ work, so EFF it
🔗 18:35angelofdust337: Lordlundar I haven't played it so I can't really see, what were the major problems with it?
🔗 18:35 CantWearHats: Nov 14th TStodden
🔗 18:35OneirosGolem: So there's a question: at what point do we stop upgrading consoles?
🔗 18:35 Laserbeaks_Fury: Last year
🔗 18:35lordlundar: angelofdust337 basically my queue ranged from "no" to "hell no!" and a a couple "huh?" thrown in for good measure.
🔗 18:36CoyoteSans: When Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft all get out of the vg console buisness.
🔗 18:36 TStodden: I'll have to see if I can get PTO for then... starting Oct. 1st.
🔗 18:36TAOTheCrab:
We stopped upgrading consoles around the Wii era?
(though Nintendo obviously got a head start with the Gamecube-Wii
)
🔗 18:36 Dandinstorm12: down on the boardwalk they're getting ready for a fight, gonna see what those racket boys can do
🔗 18:36 CantWearHats: when the glorious pc master race takes over ZE WORLD OneirosGolem. (disclaimer: this will not happen anytime soon and is very silly consoles are fine everything is FINE)
🔗 18:36TAOTheCrab: wow I put a ? on that >_<
🔗 18:36 Dandinstorm12: !panic
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:36OneirosGolem: Everything is fine
🔗 18:36angelofdust337: Lordlundar mostly the same, though I have found some ones that make me feel curious about them
🔗 18:37 CantWearHats: I feel the need
🔗 18:37 CantWearHats: the need...FOR BEEJ
🔗 18:37CoyoteSans: Sektor88: I'm looking at that picture and all I can think is "Wow, that is a blown fuse/ fire waiting to happen."
🔗 18:37 Durugai: Did we remember to light the Beejcon?
🔗 18:37 Dandinstorm12: The need for speed? Oh.
🔗 18:37Pyrelight: without beej there is all reason to panic
🔗 18:37 LordoftheFros: I'm sorry, CWH. Your Beej is in another castle.
🔗 18:37wabisabievan: I think you may see a drop off from the oneupsman ship and a turn toward which experience each console focuses on. Better graphical fidelity is just getting to expensive to be practical for consoles anymore.
🔗 18:37Sektor88: Coyotesans Yeah he actually addressed that and the method he used is quesitonable. My implementation will be WAY safer
🔗 18:37 Dandinstorm12: !picnic
🔗 18:37 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 18:37 CantWearHats:

🔗 18:37lordlundar: angelofdust337 Some pretty nasty game crashing bugs. I think one is tied to the grapnel. The fact that they made the city WAY too large didn't help.
🔗 18:37angelofdust337: Lordlundar And I still think its better than the old interface, which just seemed cluttered with so much Early Access crud
🔗 18:37 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm Beegin'in to get impatient for beej
🔗 18:37masonraus: Where is Beej?
🔗 18:37Sektor88: Masonraus 30 mor eminutes
🔗 18:38 CantWearHats: where IS beej
🔗 18:38 CantWearHats: that is an excellent question
🔗 18:38 Laserbeaks_Fury: I feel like the xbone and ps4 are already in the area of "we haven't sold consoles in awhile, time for a new model."
🔗 18:38masonraus:
Awesome thanks 
🔗 18:38 I_Am_Clockwork: Beej is in all places. He is Omnipresent
🔗 18:38Sektor88: or...no. We are the beejmons
🔗 18:38 Dandinstorm12: where is BEEJ?
🔗 18:38 TStodden: Save us Beejus! Deliver us from boredom!
🔗 18:38 Zeke229: BEEJOOM HAS ABANDONED US
🔗 18:38TAOTheCrab: Most of the hardware manufacturers are shifting towards being service companies. (inb4 Playstation Now becomes default everywhere, and everyone gets dumb-clients for hardware)
🔗 18:38Arclight_Dynamo: You know, I think that maybe 1 time out of every hundred, the !panic command should throw up "Okay. Yes. THIS time, panic."
🔗 18:38 afoersch: Better Bromes and Gardens Magazine
🔗 18:38 Dandinstorm12: !panic
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:38angelofdust337: Lordlundar yeah I heard of that, and from what I hear the studio isn't bothering to fix them
🔗 18:38 Lord_Hosk: its confirmed beej hate chat
🔗 18:38 Zeke229: beejoom needs to resoom streaming
🔗 18:38tehcrashxor: !next
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (38m ago)
🔗 18:38Lord_ZYRK: Sektor88, but are the dupe consoles really necessary?
🔗 18:38 GDwarf: Beej: Eaten by grues?
🔗 18:38lordlundar: angelofdust337 bingo. The story is largely a throwaway as well.
🔗 18:38Lightspeeddash: keep being late still making dinner
🔗 18:39 CantWearHats: bej pls
🔗 18:39 afoersch: what you don't bro can't hurt you
🔗 18:39 Laserbeaks_Fury: Taothecrab i believe that, there's little innovation left for hardware.
🔗 18:39CoyoteSans: Taothecrab: I don't think we have to really worry about "gaming as service" until the telcos stop being terrible about not building more infrastructure.
🔗 18:39Lancer873: Cue embarrassed beej realizing he hasn't been broadcasting for 40 minutes
🔗 18:39 LetsHaveToast: I wanted to talk about my improv practice i had tonight
🔗 18:39Sektor88: Lord_zyrk Nah, prolly not, but I'm not that guy. I do kind of want to import some specific equivalent consoles when I have more space though
🔗 18:39CoyoteSans: Which will be never, most likely.
🔗 18:39Sektor88: hm, 20 minutes til beejfal. I got time for osu
🔗 18:39 CantWearHats: how'd it go LetsHaveToast?
🔗 18:40 afoersch: you only reap what you bro
🔗 18:40 I_Am_Clockwork: I bet nobody could stay on script
🔗 18:40OneirosGolem: What do we need to do to make telcos build more infrastructure in NA anyways
🔗 18:40Sektor88 is a super fighting brobot
🔗 18:40wabisabievan: I'll listen Letshavetoast. Talking about the games industry too long can get kind of depressing anyway.
🔗 18:40OneirosGolem: like seriously how do we (I?) make that happen.
🔗 18:40 afoersch:
alright, i think i'm done 
🔗 18:40 LetsHaveToast: really well cantwearhats! it was someone's birthday last week, so we had cupcakes, and on thursday there's another birthday and we're having ice cream cake!
🔗 18:40Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not sure hardware ever stops being important. But *what* hardware matters will always change. Remember when CD-ROM speeds were a thing *anyone* cared about?
🔗 18:40Sektor88: ohman yes
🔗 18:40CoyoteSans: Oneirosgolem: Well, as an Amurican, my solution defaults to "armed and bloody revolution", sooooo...
🔗 18:41 CantWearHats: wow I had no idea improv involved so much cake, I want to get into it now
🔗 18:41 Zeke229: i cannot WAIT for the LT for today's sketch just to see a candid cameron talk about being in a tshirt and jeans
🔗 18:41 MousseFilledKitten: !next
🔗 18:41 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (41m ago)
🔗 18:41TAOTheCrab:
Pay Google Fibre all of our moneys, then have people complain to the government that Google is on overwatch and have them take it away? 
🔗 18:41 CantWearHats: but for cereal that sounds awesome LetsHaveToast
🔗 18:41 GDwarf: oneirosgolem: Make all telephony/internet a public utility
🔗 18:41 Ylegm: google fiber is free though
🔗 18:41 Laserbeaks_Fury: What was the last big innovation for automobiles? At this point, everything is focused on what you do in the car, not making the car better.
🔗 18:41Lord_ZYRK: CoyoteSans, well really, what other choice do we have?
🔗 18:41wabisabievan: Sounds like a delicious desserts arms race.
🔗 18:41Sektor88: huh, thought beej started at 7 Canada time. I stand corrected
🔗 18:41 LetsHaveToast: also tonight we played a game called "emotions" where there's two people and a caller randomly switches their emotions/moods to something the audience says, and one of the emotions was 'toast'
🔗 18:41Arclight_Dynamo: "Canada time"?
🔗 18:41 CantWearHats: Zeke229, the LT will still have everyone playing everyone else
🔗 18:41Lightspeeddash: probably late and got caught up on something
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: wait
🔗 18:42 LetsHaveToast: yeah we have Pastry Chefs and we use our yearly dues to pay for desserts on peoples' birthdays
🔗 18:42 Chemistring: Beej DOES start at 7 Canada time, or at least he's supposed to.
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: how exactly is toast an emotion
🔗 18:42lordlundar slaps Sektor88 upside the head.
🔗 18:42 I_Am_Clockwork: ah canada time, much like Moon time, or Hammer time
🔗 18:42 TStodden: With HDD's larger than discs, CD's / DVD's & eventually BluRay drives are no longer needed for computers.
🔗 18:42 Ylegm: @Cantwearhats toast is more a state of mind
🔗 18:42 Chemistring: Hammer time mostly involves stopping, though.
🔗 18:42 LetsHaveToast: cantwearhats idk another one was 'taco'. usually it's actual things like 'happy' or 'flustered'
🔗 18:42 Zeke229: lordlundar no Gibb'sing it
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: huh
🔗 18:42Lord_ZYRK: Laserbeaks_Fury, actually various systems for automotives are being improved quite frequently. There any many big leaps, though.
🔗 18:43 Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, there is a physical limit on how were perceive the world, so graphic fidelity is going to plateau. After that, it'll be all about size.
🔗 18:43wabisabievan: It's probably more like a state lacking emotions like those achieved by meditation only with more butter and crunchiness.
🔗 18:43angelofdust337: So how else is everybody experiencing Steam's new features?
🔗 18:43Mowdownjoe: For the time being, Marshall started a podcast on constructed in M:tG with Jon Loucks.
🔗 18:43 CantWearHats:
well I imagine you had the edge anyway LetsHaveToast 
🔗 18:43 Sarah_Serinde:
Well Beej starts at 6 Victoria time, which is 7 for SOME of you 
🔗 18:43lordlundar:
Zeke229 spoilsport. 
🔗 18:43 LetsHaveToast: it wasn't even my scene haha
🔗 18:43 I_Am_Clockwork: Letshavetoast was the audience hungry that night or somehting?
🔗 18:43 cyberpunkpilot: today it seems he will be starting at 8
🔗 18:43 cyberpunkpilot: or seven
🔗 18:43CoyoteSans: I mean, when you think about it, we've ALREADY plateued in one area: audio fidelity.
🔗 18:43 Ylegm: angelofdust cautiously optimistic
🔗 18:43 cyberpunkpilot: seven there time 8 here
🔗 18:43CoyoteSans: Despite what audiophiles might try to tell you.
🔗 18:43lordlundar: angelofdust337 jury's still out on it for me. I have to adjust to it.
🔗 18:43TAOTheCrab: they still need to update the Steam client to match the website noone uses.
🔗 18:44 LetsHaveToast: nah our practices are just us 15 or so people so the 'audience' was ourselves
🔗 18:44 LetsHaveToast: our next show is this weekend tho ^_^
🔗 18:44mikedaveharris: still no beej
🔗 18:44 CantWearHats:
CoyoteSans, uh *pushes up glasses* I only use wood paneled analog speakers because it has a warmer sound 
🔗 18:44 TStodden: 8:44p CDT... giving Beej until 9 until we start a search party.
🔗 18:45 Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe I'm just spoiled on 10 years worth on WoW content
🔗 18:45 CantWearHats: it's 8:45. do you know where your Beej is?
🔗 18:45 I_Am_Clockwork: This is actualy some cruel experiment to see how long we will wait for an LRR stream.
🔗 18:45 jonnykefka: title change
🔗 18:45 LetsHaveToast:
soooo, who wants to do my ochem homework for free? 
🔗 18:45 jonnykefka: Beejus approaches
🔗 18:45 CantWearHats: seven years later...
🔗 18:45 Antitonic:
For the last time, CWH, no! 
🔗 18:45wabisabievan: Oh no I actually own wood paneled analog speakers. Anyway break a leg Letshavetoast at least you'll be prepared for toast related scenes.
🔗 18:45 Sarah_Serinde watches Doctor Who while waiting
🔗 18:45 CantWearHats: organic chemistry? sounds right up Chemistring's alley
🔗 18:45Tac024:

🔗 18:45 Chemistring: I_am_clockwork : smash cut to bleached white skeleton?
🔗 18:45Mowdownjoe: EET'S UP
🔗 18:45 CantWearHats: ACK
🔗 18:45 Ravynn: We got signal!
🔗 18:45OneirosGolem: Oh, huh. Different Steam storefront. (Thank you to angel who pointed that out a while ago now)
🔗 18:46 CantWearHats: PRAISE BEEJUS
🔗 18:46DentedPockets: The Beej!
🔗 18:46 Dandinstorm12: woo
🔗 18:46 LetsHaveToast:
i'm always ready for toast 
🔗 18:46 I_Am_Clockwork: chemistring this
🔗 18:46 SachielOne: We get signal
🔗 18:46 Dandinstorm12: and....adds
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 18:46Sektor88: IT'S TIME
🔗 18:46 Zeke229: GO AWAY BEEJ WE WERE HABING PUN WITHOUT YOU
🔗 18:46masonraus: BEEJ IS HERE
🔗 18:46 I_Am_Clockwork: Its BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!
🔗 18:46Arclight_Dynamo: The Chunt!
🔗 18:46questhere: receiving transmission
🔗 18:46 CantWearHats: BEEJ DO YOU HAVE YOUR WALLET
🔗 18:46 MrPhlip: !show override backlog
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Currently live: Beej's Backlog (overridden)
🔗 18:46TAOTheCrab: Newest Doctor Who has Stanley Parable narrator in it
🔗 18:46 BusTed: Take out your wallet!
🔗 18:46 MrPhlip: !game refresh
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:46 SoldieroFortune: Swarms of BEEEEEEEJ!
🔗 18:46 ChroniclerC: !gib
🔗 18:46Okipokute: wait, beej is just starting now?
🔗 18:46 Neural_Engineer: Soon the magical beej shall appear.... or at least it sounds that way
🔗 18:46Pyrelight: All hail the Weagle wielding Beeeeej!
🔗 18:46Sektor88: Okipokute yes
🔗 18:46 LetsHaveToast: it's not that i have a problem with ochem, it's just something i dont care about
🔗 18:46 hascow: woo, back in time for Beejcast!
🔗 18:46DentedPockets: Whip it out!
🔗 18:46 MrPhlip: !game refresh
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:46Lightspeeddash:
he'll start at 6, not in this time zone tho 
🔗 18:46 MrPhlip: dammit lrrbot what's gotten into you
🔗 18:46Blabbss: Beej-As-Alex has arrived!
🔗 18:46 TStodden: App crashed RIGHT after the ad ended.
🔗 18:46wabisabievan: Yep we've had a bit of a delay Okipukute
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:46 PM
🔗 18:46 CantWearHats: it's 6 somewhere
🔗 18:46 afoersch: we get signal?
🔗 18:46 I_Am_Clockwork: its six oclock somewhere
🔗 18:46 Fracaswell: taothecrab: I thought I recognized that voice!
🔗 18:46Lightspeeddash: so Beej what was it like being alex for the second time?
🔗 18:46tehcrashxor: Main screen turn on!
🔗 18:47kinpatsu: Beej. Open your wallet.
🔗 18:47Blabbss: or is it Beej-As-Cam-As-Alex?
🔗 18:47 cosmosrules: Take out your wallet Beej!!
🔗 18:47 I_Am_Clockwork: oh hai beej
🔗 18:47Sektor88: Hai Beej / Heather!
🔗 18:47 Zeke229: HAI ALEX
🔗 18:47Mowdownjoe: IT'S THE DERIES!
🔗 18:47 saweeks: Yesssss Beej Yessss
🔗 18:47Okipokute: harro evrybeej
🔗 18:47 Dandinstorm12: Beej! you have arrived
🔗 18:47OneirosGolem: This is a stream
🔗 18:47 TStodden: Is Beejlex!
🔗 18:47 Zeke229: ALEX'S ASSLOG MORE LIKE
🔗 18:47 Durugai: Hello Alex!
🔗 18:47 AdmiralMemo: HAI BEEJ
🔗 18:47 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hi Beej!
🔗 18:47 Zeke229: im sorry that was out of line
🔗 18:47Sektor88: invisible wallet!
🔗 18:47 Sarah_Serinde:
Hai Beej and Heather 
🔗 18:47 Dandinstorm12: sick beats yo
🔗 18:47CoyoteSans: Paul had to beat it with a wrench, I imagine.
🔗 18:47 Chemistring: Mystery wallet!
🔗 18:47DentedPockets: Invisi-wallet!
🔗 18:47 I_Am_Clockwork: invisiwallet
🔗 18:47 hascow: Hi Beej and Heather!
🔗 18:47kinpatsu: Invisible wallet!
🔗 18:47TAOTheCrab: Fracaswell: Yeah I guess the guy was a little miffed on Twitter for not having credit (but DW episode credits are terrible anyway)
🔗 18:47 CantWearHats: invisible money!
🔗 18:47Sektor88: spoopwallets
🔗 18:48wabisabievan: You can't steal a wallet that you can't see.
🔗 18:48 Kowasu645: if you put it over Beej's shirt can we see through it (the shirt)?
🔗 18:48 saweeks: start with your SIN
🔗 18:48 Antitonic: Hey Heather and Beej!
🔗 18:48 LetsHaveToast: aw man, i watched chris and my friend play through this a couple weeks ago
🔗 18:48 I_Am_Clockwork: such goombela
🔗 18:48 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 18:48BlackBoo1337:
Hi 
🔗 18:48wabisabievan: Well except that you totally can due to pickpocketing being mostly a feel based crime.
🔗 18:48 LadyRhian: Hello, Beejus!
🔗 18:48 Laserbeaks_Fury: Tron Bonne?
🔗 18:48 saweeks:

🔗 18:48Arclight_Dynamo: Beejclops!
🔗 18:48 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 18:48Okipokute: IT'S THE BEEJCLOPS
🔗 18:48 BusTed: Cyclops Beej
🔗 18:48CoyoteSans: Some names have been changed to protect the innocent,
🔗 18:48Pyrelight: That's scary!
🔗 18:48TAOTheCrab: Beejbro
🔗 18:48 I_Am_Clockwork: LRRspoops
🔗 18:48 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:48 CantWearHats: I didn't need to sleep anyway!
🔗 18:48 CantWearHats: toospoop
🔗 18:48Lightspeeddash: Beejoops
🔗 18:48Sektor88: So, think we can finish TTYD tonight?
🔗 18:49 LadyRhian: One Eyed Beejus
🔗 18:49 Metricos: Hello friends
🔗 18:49 I_Am_Clockwork: whaaahoooo
🔗 18:49 GDwarf: Goombella sees all! No, seriously, she's looming over your shoulder in a rather unsettling way
🔗 18:49Mowdownjoe: Well, they're almost at the final dungeon.
🔗 18:49Sektor88: cyclobeej
🔗 18:49 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 18:49 cyberpunkpilot: from what i hear it will take a little longer
🔗 18:49Lightspeeddash:
Alex's Backlog Amrite? 
🔗 18:49 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 18:49Sektor88: oh, no subnotifier, guys
🔗 18:49 TStodden: Sektor... There's still another Chapter to go.
🔗 18:49 mercano82: I expect we'll be done with this game by the end of the month.
🔗 18:49Sektor88: Tstodden ohok
🔗 18:49 MrPhlip: !game refresh
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: Currently playing: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (rating 96%)
🔗 18:49 squaredotcube: A Swiftly Backlog Derp?
🔗 18:49CoyoteSans: Oh right, we were in the middle of The Puzzle Room.
🔗 18:49 Dandinstorm12: !game good
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: Rating for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog is now 96% (90/94)
🔗 18:49 MrPhlip: there we go
🔗 18:50 Dandinstorm12: naturally
🔗 18:50 LadyRhian: Beej- Big Spender...
🔗 18:50Arclight_Dynamo:
Don't give Beej money. Not since that one time in Reno... 
🔗 18:50 LadyRhian:

🔗 18:50 AdmiralMemo: Don't give Beej money. Lesson learned. Gotcha.
🔗 18:50 CantWearHats: I see heather has studied moneynomics
🔗 18:50 I_Am_Clockwork: Beej, makin' it rain
🔗 18:50 AdmiralMemo:
Beej hates the chat so much that he won't even take their money. 
🔗 18:50 Nightvalien28: the system works
🔗 18:50 Dandinstorm12: James bought boosters with it
🔗 18:50 Kowasu645: "something"
🔗 18:50 saweeks: James bought coffee with it
🔗 18:50 Kapol42: "I gave James the money" Cause that's SUCH a good idea.
🔗 18:50 Durugai: James gets the money, noted
🔗 18:51Sektor88: Monopoly money for beej only, gotcha
🔗 18:51 Nightvalien28: oh sure give james the money that will end well
🔗 18:51 LetsHaveToast:
Just send them bouncy balls instead of money 
🔗 18:51wabisabievan: I now have an image in my head of beej slapping money out of some poor guys hand.
🔗 18:51 CantWearHats: was the money in a bag with a dollar sign on it?
🔗 18:51 Nightvalien28: yes heather should have all the money
🔗 18:51Omnipotenttrevor: We know Beej hates puppies, but that's a LRR approved message
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo:
Send them bouncy balls and USB controllers and custom dresses. 
🔗 18:51 I_Am_Clockwork: Beej is not a benevolent god.
🔗 18:51Lynks_9: any particular reason you are in purple?
🔗 18:51 Dandinstorm12: Hustle James would have bought mtg cards
🔗 18:51 Kapol42: I don't hate ANYONE enough to not take their money
🔗 18:51Sektor88:
those cute menaces to society; puppies. 
🔗 18:51Lightspeeddash: IDDQ Backlog?
🔗 18:51 EldraziOutlaw: Hi Beej and Heather
🔗 18:51 Bawkbawkboo1: huh, didn't see there was a new Freeman's Mind out
🔗 18:51Mowdownjoe: Hope Beej remembers where he's going.
🔗 18:51 Dandinstorm12: hurk
🔗 18:52Sektor88: Beej rhetoric: dollah dollah bills?
🔗 18:52 LetsHaveToast: I've only sent them bouncy balls though admiralmemo
🔗 18:52 AdmiralMemo: Beej has Wario and Luigi patches, so he's Waluigi
🔗 18:52 Antitonic: Hey, LRR just went live. I should really switch over...
🔗 18:52 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: "This is a game"
🔗 18:52 mercano82: They could be giving it to you under duress.
🔗 18:52SgtCommanderson: con-SENSUAL money giving is my favorite :3
🔗 18:52Lord_Rakdos: give the money to Heather she buys the better video game
🔗 18:52 Kapol42: Heather, are you playing Beej in this episode, and is he playing you?
🔗 18:52 Kapol42: You should swim
🔗 18:52 Sarah_Serinde: Antitonic I just noticed the same thing! I should tune in too
🔗 18:52SgtCommanderson: actually, con-SENSUAL everything is my favorite...
🔗 18:52 LRRbot: Currently playing: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (rating 96%)
🔗 18:52 Unremitting: did Beej pull out his wallet?
🔗 18:52 cyberpunkpilot: this is not a game
🔗 18:52 I_Am_Clockwork: sgtcommanderson so money giving without any sense? >.>
🔗 18:52 CantWearHats: smash cut to beej on a yacht with gold sunglasses waving hundred dollar bills around
🔗 18:53Lightspeeddash: IDDQ Backlog
🔗 18:53 Durugai: It is a game though
🔗 18:53 Dandinstorm12: Alex is playing Beej, and Ash is playing Heather
🔗 18:53 KarnEvil: Don't give beej money
🔗 18:53 squaredotcube: Fixing the Plumbing on the Moonbase
🔗 18:53 Kapol42: Beej "Just Like Desert Bus" Beejerson
🔗 18:53Arclight_Dynamo: "Ceci n'est pas un jeu."
🔗 18:53 Chemistring: do this
🔗 18:53 CantWearHats: ONLY 52 DAYS TO GO
🔗 18:53 CantWearHats: DB8
🔗 18:53 CantWearHats: GET HYPE
🔗 18:53angelofdust337:
Cantwearhats Beej was Notch this whole time? 
🔗 18:53Sektor88: Ride the hype trai- er, bus
🔗 18:53 Dandinstorm12: The hype is real
🔗 18:53 AdmiralMemo: ONLY 52 DAYS LEFT? WHAT IS TIME?
🔗 18:53 Kapol42: CWH, BOOYAY!
🔗 18:53BaronVonRatsworth: Time is overrated
🔗 18:53 Dandinstorm12: you dink
🔗 18:53 CaffeinatedLemur: so hype
🔗 18:53 saweeks: that's a lot of days
🔗 18:54CoyoteSans: Wonderful, now someone's going to program a "Days Left Until Desert Bus" module for lrrbot.
🔗 18:54 Dix: thanks for reminding me i have a week to put my leave in
🔗 18:54Sektor88:
And nw that I have a job I can throw my weight around in auctions maybe 
🔗 18:54 Sarah_Serinde: Man I can't wait for certain things to make their way from Tally to the moonbase...
🔗 18:54Lightspeeddash: ! punt?
🔗 18:54 CantWearHats: Dix, you better put your leave in or chat'll be sad
🔗 18:54 AdmiralMemo: Sarah_Serinde: My USB controller just made it there.
🔗 18:54Sektor88: Notch ended up with least a cool few million though
🔗 18:54 CantWearHats: "a nice situation" is somewhat underselling it, but yeah
🔗 18:54Sektor88: few hundred million, rather
🔗 18:54 Kapol42: Heather, but is this a game?
🔗 18:54 Kowasu645: to keep his other millions company
🔗 18:54 Chemistring: Yeah, Dix. Don't pull a Kroze by messing up travel plans.
🔗 18:54ti36negi: Notch is working on making trees you can punch
🔗 18:55Camthelion: Dix: You don't want a sad chat now, do you?
🔗 18:55 cyberpunkpilot:
me and heather think a like 
🔗 18:55 Sarah_Serinde: Memo well I'm talking about things I have sent that I think are currently in Tally's hands
🔗 18:55 AdmiralMemo: Beejcraft needs to be a thing
🔗 18:55 AdmiralMemo: Sarah_Serinde: Ah.
🔗 18:55SuperLinked: That analogy is perfect.
🔗 18:55ComradeWaifu: Hey Beej and chat. been a while.
🔗 18:55Arclight_Dynamo: Microsoft spent all that cash for the audience. They aren't going to do anything to alienate them. That's what they bought.
🔗 18:55 CantWearHats: Minecraft went to live on a farm upstate
🔗 18:55 AdmiralMemo:
Things I've sent that are currently in Tally's hands include money. 
🔗 18:55TAOTheCrab: We just got off complaining about business decisions ruining Destiny
🔗 18:55 Kapol42: Fly into one of those platforms?
🔗 18:55 cyberpunkpilot: hes only slightly thinner then a super model
🔗 18:55 Dandinstorm12:
thereish
🔗 18:55 I_Am_Clockwork: savin all day
🔗 18:55 featherweight_: I can respect Notch doesn't want to be MC's caretaker forever, Still makes me a bit sad though.
🔗 18:55Lightspeeddash: and now DO IT AGAIN
🔗 18:55DarkMorford: HeatherCraft!
🔗 18:55Okipokute: piiiiiiiiiiiiig
🔗 18:55 Sarah_Serinde:
And Memo that money is going to turn into Awesome 
🔗 18:56 AdmiralMemo:
The other half is in the hands of that thief who robbed my PayPal account.
But that will soon not be the case.
🔗 18:56 Kapol42: And that awesome is going TO THE CHILDREN
🔗 18:56 GDwarf: The thing is, some *parts* of Microsoft are excellent. Most of the Windows team, for example. While other parts...aren't (most of the Office team, these days). So the question is *who* will be taking care of Minecraft
🔗 18:56 Antitonic: @Admiralmemo: Sounds dirty. I like it.
🔗 18:56 LordoftheFros: That seems like a legit method of gamefinding to me.
🔗 18:56 mercano82: Talley's been streaming her first game of Minecraft, it's sort of interesting to watch Chat coach her through it.
🔗 18:56Lord_ZYRK: AdmiralMemo, that's getting sorted out then?
🔗 18:56Okipokute:
oooh tally and heather minecraft together? 
🔗 18:56Sektor88: Admiralmemo You got that sorted?
🔗 18:56 Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm glad you're getting that back Memo
🔗 18:56 featherweight_: The mobile version got an awesome update is you have a tablet
🔗 18:56Lord_Rakdos: Then do you like kirby then Heather?
🔗 18:56 AdmiralMemo: That is getting sorted within 8 days.
🔗 18:56Lord_ZYRK: AdmiralMemo, good to hear!
🔗 18:56Sektor88: cool. best of luck
🔗 18:57 CantWearHats: this immense audience. I sometimes forget how incredibly popular minecraft is
🔗 18:57 Dandinstorm12: yeah...
🔗 18:57 I_Am_Clockwork: oh god F2P minecraft? PLEASE GOD NOOOOO
🔗 18:57 CantWearHats: 2.5 billion in a year? huh
🔗 18:57 KarnEvil: the first year?
🔗 18:57Sektor88:
Minecraft property tax. 
🔗 18:57angelofdust337: Despite the problems with Microsoft I still eventually want to get Minecraft
🔗 18:57Omnipotenttrevor: Minecraft the movie.
🔗 18:57 jonnykefka: Merchandising. Pure licensing cash
🔗 18:57ElemenoQ: they only intend to make back 25 million, more than what it would have made in interest
🔗 18:57 CantWearHats: they treat their developers well? rare says hi
🔗 18:57 Dandinstorm12: Minecraft the racing game
🔗 18:57 RealGamerCow: I've said it before, I'll say it again. They're going the full Office365 subscription mode for Minecraft
🔗 18:57 jonnykefka: To paraphrase Mel Brooks, "Moichendising! That's how the money from the game is made!"
🔗 18:57 Nightvalien28: they will exploit the *** out of that
🔗 18:57Sektor88: ohman, speaking of Rare, I miss the rare DKC games
🔗 18:57ElemenoQ: MS has more cash than the US government, may as well put it to use
🔗 18:57Mowdownjoe: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SCRAP
🔗 18:57Unknowngamer88: so basically, no more of the whole open-ended IP for merch people
🔗 18:57 AdmiralMemo: Stay away from the Creeper Car in Minecraft Racing
🔗 18:57Sektor88:
not that enw garbo, the SNES ones. 
🔗 18:57 LordoftheFros: It's that fuppin' guy again!
🔗 18:58 saweeks: Microsoft will take a bunch of the mod stuff like feed the beast and sell it as dlc
🔗 18:58Lord_ZYRK: Remember when you were a kid and EVERYONE had Legos? Minecraft is the new Legos. Minecraft sales will continue to go bonkers.
🔗 18:58CoyoteSans: Sadly, the philosophy of "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish" has a long shadow.
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: Try jumping.
🔗 18:58 Dandinstorm12: Are you sure this isn't a game?
🔗 18:58Sektor88: Time to get crump
🔗 18:58 GDwarf: Microsoft is very good to its business developers. I've no idea how they treat their game ones.
🔗 18:58TheMooseTetrino: Reminder: Tropico 3 is free on humble atm
🔗 18:58Sektor88: straight crumped
🔗 18:59 Zeke229: im sorry Lord_ZYRK but BIONICLE IS COMMING BACK NEXT YEAR
🔗 18:59 I_Am_Clockwork: crump for president
🔗 18:59 CantWearHats: GDwarf, well, again if Rare is anything to go by...not well
🔗 18:59 Dandinstorm12: Man, Mario should have all of this dialogue
🔗 18:59 squaredotcube: Now if Microsoft would bring their back catalog to Steam...
🔗 18:59Okipokute: paper robot?
🔗 18:59wabisabievan: Well put Lord Zysk. They're buying something that will grow with future generations.
🔗 18:59 AdmiralMemo:
Crump =
?
🔗 18:59angelofdust337: I'll try to be optimistic, maybe Microsoft will wise up and make things easier for the mod community unlike Mojang has been for the past few years
🔗 18:59 Dandinstorm12: Raw horsepower eh
🔗 18:59 Antitonic: Penguins!
🔗 18:59Okipokute: Ore wa Gundamu
🔗 18:59SuperLinked: Zeke229 do you have a source for that?
🔗 18:59 AdmiralMemo: I love the paper arms
🔗 18:59 squaredotcube: and not by one HD remake at a time
🔗 18:59Lynks_9: he made a 3d object D:
🔗 18:59 Dandinstorm12: no torque then huh
🔗 18:59 I_Am_Clockwork: he remindes my of Dr Robotnik
🔗 18:59Arclight_Dynamo: It's a robit shaped like a Chinese take-out box of a kind we don't have here in Canada!
🔗 18:59TAOTheCrab: If they port Minecraft to C#, I am going to be insufferable rallying against people saying Java Minecraft was bad just because Java (since C# is provably just Java done slightly differently)
🔗 18:59 VmKid:
Guys, please apologize me for venting, but
CALCULUS.
🔗 18:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: He is Dr. EGGMAN!
🔗 18:59Sektor88: Okipokute are you a newtype
🔗 18:59Mowdownjoe: POWER LIFT
🔗 18:59 GDwarf: squaredotcube: They might, actually. The new head of Microsoft is really pushing for MS software to be cross-platform, and while Steam isn't technically in that category, it's in the same area
🔗 18:59Lord_ZYRK: Zeke229, seriously? Man, I haven't been into Bionicles since I think around the time they had that movie. Bionicles was pretty sweet :3
🔗 18:59ComradeWaifu: That robot, with that guy inside of it, reminds me of Dr. Robotnik and his contraptions. XD
🔗 18:59 Damullet14: Beej!
🔗 18:59 AdmiralMemo: Robotnik!
🔗 18:59OneirosGolem: In much the same way that humans hate blood?
🔗 18:59Omnipotenttrevor: don't forget to tattle
🔗 18:59Okipokute: it's a beejtype
🔗 18:59 VmKid: That's kinda like saying "Humans hate air"
🔗 19:00 CantWearHats:
don't you mean Eggman? 
🔗 19:00 Antitonic: And blue hedgehogs
🔗 19:00 ChroniclerC: TATTLE
🔗 19:00 GDwarf:
taothecrab: C# is, I gather, Java-only-better-in-every-single-way. 
🔗 19:00CoyoteSans: They won't port it to C#, too much trouble. They'll just make a "Minecraft 2" in C#, then slowly kill legacy support for Minecraft Classic.
🔗 19:00 Dandinstorm12: Magnus von Grapple eh
🔗 19:00Arclight_Dynamo: "Snaggletooth."
🔗 19:00 AdmiralMemo: Minecraft 2: Now with spheres!
🔗 19:00 Antitonic: Isn't Eggman just a nickname though?
🔗 19:00 Grescheks: clearly the other fang is the evil fang. That's why Goombella is nice
🔗 19:00TAOTheCrab: The only way to combat lazy developers not wanting to go along with cross-platform is to invest in Wine, because noone thinks minority platforms is worth the effort. It's annoying.
🔗 19:00SuperLinked: omg I can die happy now
🔗 19:00 GDwarf: admiralmemo: No, "Eggman" is the character's official name, according to SEGA
🔗 19:00Okipokute: minecraft profession and ultimate editions will be in c#
🔗 19:00TAOTheCrab: GDwarf: /me sethes
🔗 19:00Lord_ZYRK: Antitonic, his real name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik
🔗 19:01Sektor88: ohman, I remember when bionicle was new
🔗 19:01BaronVonRatsworth: His is the drill that will pierce the heavens
🔗 19:01 GDwarf:
lord_zyrk: Not according to Sega. 
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: Robotnik! Always will be Robotnik! Death of the Author!
🔗 19:01Lord_ZYRK: GDwarf, that is just a fever dream we all shared in.
🔗 19:01Mowdownjoe: Seriously, Beej. Power Lift so good!
🔗 19:01 CantWearHats: Sektor88. wait. waitwaitwait. did bionicle come BACK?
🔗 19:01Lord_Rakdos: well aren't you "screwed"
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 19:01 CantWearHats: oh snap, I missed Zeke229's message
🔗 19:01 Dandinstorm12: "Robotnik, it's Robotnik" (that one unskippable)
🔗 19:01mikedaveharris: hmm eggman
🔗 19:01CoyoteSans: Guess their post-Bionicle Technic ventures haven't faired so well.
🔗 19:01OneirosGolem: Beej: Bobombast is for hitting all on-screen enemies
🔗 19:01 I_Am_Clockwork: this game is reminding me of The Gunstringer
🔗 19:01 GDwarf: "Robotnik" hasn't been used in any Sega title since, what, Sonic 3?
🔗 19:02 I_Am_Clockwork: just a bit
🔗 19:02 AdmiralMemo: Now he has no arms
🔗 19:02 CantWearHats: he's 'armless
🔗 19:02 Zeke229: YEAH YOU DID CWH #SHREKT
🔗 19:02 Dandinstorm12: sigh
🔗 19:02 CantWearHats:
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET 
🔗 19:02 Dandinstorm12: lol what
🔗 19:02OneirosGolem: That was a thing that just happened there.
🔗 19:02wabisabievan: Origami death blade?
🔗 19:02 Dandinstorm12: STOP
🔗 19:02 VmKid: Word choice, Beej.
🔗 19:02ElementalAlchemist: Is Earth Tremor good here?
🔗 19:02ComradeWaifu:
Um... did I just see what I thought I saw? 
🔗 19:02 Dandinstorm12: it's
🔗 19:02 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 19:02 LRRbot:
14 pardons-fuck for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 19:02 GDwarf:
taothecrab: I've honestly heard that the syntax and such for C# are better than Java, which, admittedly, wouldn't be hard. 
🔗 19:02 Dandinstorm12: never mind
🔗 19:03 mercano82: You may want to burn some star power to collect room to earn more
🔗 19:03 Lord_Hosk: Good evening Beej, Good evening Heather.
🔗 19:03 Antitonic: Sideboard Jace
🔗 19:03ComradeWaifu: A baby yoshi jumping on a Robot's rocket? DX
🔗 19:03ElementalAlchemist: I'm told C# is like Java but better
🔗 19:03 LordoftheFros: Art Attack?
🔗 19:03Lord_Rakdos: nap time?
🔗 19:03ElementalAlchemist: Lilke, a lot better
🔗 19:03 Dandinstorm12: What
🔗 19:03CoyoteSans: MAGNUS VON GRAPPLE SECRET TECHNICLE: INFINITE ORIGAMI SHURIKEN
🔗 19:03ElementalAlchemist: er, like
🔗 19:03 Dandinstorm12: his arms come back?
🔗 19:03 Zeke229: Sideboard in Lord_Hosk
🔗 19:03 GDwarf: elementalalchemist: That's what I've heard, from pretty much everyone who's used it
🔗 19:03Okipokute: a kaijuu would work too...
🔗 19:03 CantWearHats: well, know when to fold 'em
🔗 19:03 CaffeinatedLemur: Quickly, get a Wanzer
🔗 19:03 Dandinstorm12: nope
🔗 19:03 Dandinstorm12: not happening
🔗 19:03TAOTheCrab: GDwarf: yeah, I've heard that too, and honestly that might make a case for Minecraft being default better on C#, but only because it'd be harder for Mojang to screw up and code it horribly like they did on Java
🔗 19:03OneirosGolem: 90% sure Showstopper never works on any boss ever.
🔗 19:03 AdmiralMemo: Origami Chinese Food Box!
🔗 19:03Lord_ZYRK:
CaffeinatedLemur, oh you 
🔗 19:04 CantWearHats: CaffeinatedLemur, I don't know if Paper Mario is ready for warcrimes
🔗 19:04 Antitonic: No blonde pilots though
🔗 19:04 Lord_Hosk: I think he should have learned how to swim before coming to this fight but he never listens to me either.
🔗 19:04 GDwarf:
Regardless, at least all programmers can agree that both C# and Java are better than PHP. 
🔗 19:04TAOTheCrab: Both Java and C# are on VMs though, which is basically the only reason anyone thinks Java is bad but for some reason C# gets a free pass
🔗 19:04 CantWearHats: #skrekt
🔗 19:04 Dandinstorm12: sick beats
🔗 19:04Sektor88: Caffeinatedlemur Zhelanie wanzer plz.
🔗 19:04 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 19:04ComradeWaifu: egads XD
🔗 19:04Arclight_Dynamo: Torontoist.
🔗 19:05 GDwarf: taothecrab: No, Java has other issues, which apparently C# dodges. Also, I believe the C# VM is faster than the Java one
🔗 19:05 Dandinstorm12: He just won't go away
🔗 19:05 GDwarf: But I don't use C# myself, so I've no real idea
🔗 19:054dSwissCheese: My friends have the Toronto subway map in magnets on their fridge. It's pretty neat.
🔗 19:05 CaffeinatedLemur:
Why doesnt Mario get the eject punch badge 
🔗 19:05CoyoteSans: The problem with C# is the same as DirectX: It's basically a Deal with the Devil that forever ties you to Microsoft and it's whims.
🔗 19:05Hippofant: Spadeena?
🔗 19:05 AdmiralMemo: How does C# compare to C++? I am trained in C++
🔗 19:06 Dandinstorm12: "haaaack" indeed
🔗 19:06 I_Am_Clockwork: teddybears < badges
🔗 19:06ElementalAlchemist: I like C++
🔗 19:06 CantWearHats: I think I've heard this before
🔗 19:06 CantWearHats: it has been many bontoons
🔗 19:06 mercano82: We have
🔗 19:06TAOTheCrab: GDwarf: I can believe it, but I'll keep doubting it until I see a source that doesn't want one or the other to win. (not trying to defend Java, it's not that great. I've sort of switched to Python with possible C++)
🔗 19:06 VmKid: It has been many bontoons.
🔗 19:06Abcxyq: You talked about this during the train sims
🔗 19:06 CantWearHats: hiiiive buuuttt VmKid
🔗 19:06Anaerin: Wait, why is Dr. Ivo Robotnik in a Mario game?
🔗 19:06 afoersch: YEARS* ago
🔗 19:06 Damullet14: Admiralmemo: It's a little bit more scripty, but not a bunch.
🔗 19:06 I_Am_Clockwork: silly crump tricks are for kids
🔗 19:06 VmKid: Did that come out of his ***?
🔗 19:06 Dandinstorm12: This is not EVEN my final form
🔗 19:06OneirosGolem: I'm only interested in buttons as long as they give me telepathic abilities.
🔗 19:06 Dandinstorm12: uhhh
🔗 19:06 Dandinstorm12: WAT
🔗 19:06 I_Am_Clockwork: ITS OVER 9000!!!!
🔗 19:06Lightspeeddash: !pardonfuck
🔗 19:06 LRRbot:
15 pardons-fuck for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 19:06OneirosGolem: That nearly wrecked you
🔗 19:06 GDwarf: coyotesans: To be fair, Direct X was the first OS-wide graphics API that anyone actually used. We don't want to go back to the pre-DX days, we really don't.
🔗 19:07 KarnEvil: uhhhhh. whut
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: What?
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 19:07 LRRbot: admiralmemo: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 19:07ComradeBeric: Did he just attack the audience with his butt exhaust?
🔗 19:07Mowdownjoe: Sweet Feast time?
🔗 19:07 GDwarf: Also, DX at least used to be faster than OpenGL, no idea if that's still true
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: He sucks your audience up and throws them at you?
🔗 19:07Lightspeeddash: Ultraaaaaaaaa(man
🔗 19:07 Dandinstorm12: lay the beats down
🔗 19:07Okipokute: he sucks the audience into his BUTT
🔗 19:07CoyoteSans: GdwarfL Sorry, I read Shamu Young's blogpost today on the opengl/directx subject, so I have it on the brain.
🔗 19:07Sektor88: Roketto paunch?
🔗 19:07amythist: it would be nice to get away from Dx though t Gdwarf jsut so gaming can actually happen on non windows platforms, like say Linux
🔗 19:07 ChroniclerC: You really need to cook stuff, Beej. Your items are junk.
🔗 19:07 Dandinstorm12: uhhh
🔗 19:07Mursame: Did he just reverse rape the audience?
🔗 19:07 Dandinstorm12: thats sketchy
🔗 19:07OneirosGolem: That's what the Spiral speech bubble means.
🔗 19:07 Antitonic: Gdwarf: Pre-DX was before the Attitude Era though. Pre-Curtain Call even.
🔗 19:07 VmKid: Oi, Mursame.
🔗 19:07TAOTheCrab: As a Unix enthusiast, I really don't want DX to keep going the way it is. Competition for the floundering OpenGL is good, but we need another cross-platform API and not DX (unless that got cross-plat).
🔗 19:08 mercano82: You should swap him out for someone who's OK
🔗 19:08 VmKid: Not cool, dude.
🔗 19:08ComradeWaifu:
Robotnik is so abusive to the audience. 
🔗 19:08 CantWearHats: FINISH HIM
🔗 19:08 GDwarf: What has me worried is stuff like amd's Mantle, which is hardware-specific, which is what APIs like DX tried to avert
🔗 19:08Omnipotenttrevor: That random chance just saved your life
🔗 19:08TAOTheCrab: which I guess the Mesa project was sort of doing
🔗 19:08 AdmiralMemo: Ow! Ow! Stop using my audience against me!
🔗 19:08 ChroniclerC: Jund 'em out!
🔗 19:08 Dandinstorm12: Remind him that he can't stop the beats
🔗 19:08 CantWearHats: FATALITY
🔗 19:08Lightspeeddash: Ombast
🔗 19:08 I_Am_Clockwork: BLARGH!
🔗 19:08 I_Am_Clockwork: poof
🔗 19:08 LordoftheFros: That defense up made all the difference
🔗 19:08 I_Am_Clockwork: lol
🔗 19:08 GDwarf: I do agree that OpenGL is nice because it's cross-platform, which is excellent, but DX is not innately evil, at least.
🔗 19:09 CantWearHats: was Beej Beejboxing?
🔗 19:09Mowdownjoe: LOOKS LIKE LORD CRUMP IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
🔗 19:09 I_Am_Clockwork: comrade crystal star!
🔗 19:09 ChroniclerC: Little bit, Hats.
🔗 19:09 Laserbeaks_Fury: Team Rocket's Blasting off again!
🔗 19:09Sektor88: supernova, eh?
🔗 19:09OneirosGolem: Supernova is your upgraded Earth Tremor, iirc.
🔗 19:09 Dandinstorm12: wellp, someone had to do it
🔗 19:09ComradeBeric: No, that was a mass hallucination.
🔗 19:09 VmKid:

🔗 19:09 AdmiralMemo: Actual crystal star
🔗 19:09Mursame: The crystal star.
🔗 19:09Lightspeeddash: its literally The Crystal Crystal Star
🔗 19:09 Lord_Hosk: In game context is there ever an explanation as to why you start fighting in a corridor and end up fighting in a theater?
🔗 19:09 squaredotcube: Just supernova that fish once and for all
🔗 19:09TAOTheCrab: I sort of consider DX innately evil just in that Microsoft uses it to sell new OSes (which is why we're still stuck on DX9 even though everyone seems to want to use the convenience of 11)
🔗 19:10 VmKid: Lord_Hosk: SSSSH.
🔗 19:10 CantWearHats: and paperclips
🔗 19:10 LordoftheFros: IIRC, we're approaching a point of no return. Sidequest time?
🔗 19:10 GDwarf: lord_hosk: The whole game is just a play, I guess?
🔗 19:10 MrPhlip: She's eloped with the computer
🔗 19:10 AdmiralMemo: Peach is sad and mopey that she can't strip naked for the computer anymore.
🔗 19:10Sektor88: woo bowsertime
🔗 19:10Okipokute: not normal scissors, sacrifical scissors, you know, the ones that cut wavy patterns
🔗 19:10 Dandinstorm12: "your putridness"
🔗 19:10 TStodden: FINAL BOWSER TIME!
🔗 19:10Sektor88: smash the gate smash the state
🔗 19:10 GDwarf: taothecrab: Eh, I've no innate gripe with that sort of thing. Security patches should always be back-ported, yes, but new features can be tied to new products.
🔗 19:10Lightspeeddash: because you go from a B-List Star to an A-List Star to a SUPASTAR
🔗 19:10 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why isn't Bowser playable?
🔗 19:10 I_Am_Clockwork: Is this bowser's final form? >.>
🔗 19:11 I_Am_Clockwork: <.<
🔗 19:11 Laserbeaks_Fury: Or rather, on your team
🔗 19:11 Antitonic: He's a solid B+ player
🔗 19:11 ChroniclerC: Bowser is totally playable in the Wii one.
🔗 19:11CoyoteSans: RAGE didn't pay for id.
🔗 19:11 Dandinstorm12: Back in the game
🔗 19:11 GDwarf: Oh, that's a cushion. I thought that was a pair of red lips, and I was wondering why the star had a mouth
🔗 19:11 GDwarf: Bowser's more of an uncommon thief
🔗 19:12 TStodden: A-List is the best... I don't think Superstar is possible @ Lv 30
🔗 19:12 I_Am_Clockwork: Ohhhh ho ho ho
🔗 19:12 Dandinstorm12: Why
🔗 19:12OneirosGolem: Time to get Luigi in trouble
🔗 19:12 Zeke229:
bowser's face 
🔗 19:12 Dandinstorm12: Who would trust LUIGI?
🔗 19:12 AdmiralMemo: Weegie Time!
🔗 19:12ComradeBeric: It was just a red herring!
🔗 19:12 VmKid: Poor Bowser. Even Luigi ends up better than him.
🔗 19:12 Nightvalien28: luigi owns you
🔗 19:12 VmKid: I think that's a Mario & Luigi game, Beej. Which is a different series.
🔗 19:12smashbro188: GET *** WREKCED BOWSER
🔗 19:12OneirosGolem: As compared to Superstar Saga-style games?
🔗 19:12Sektor88: I hear he's the savior of scrubs
🔗 19:12NeuterCommuter: Next Chapter: A Very Bad Day for Luigi
🔗 19:12Arclight_Dynamo: "I mean... I'd understand Mario beating me here, but... fuckin' LUIGI? Crap. Wow. I need to think about some stuff..."
🔗 19:12 CantWearHats: did you ever play Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga? cause it's kind of like that
🔗 19:12RoastedGravy: We're gonna need a Year of Bowser here, folks.
🔗 19:12smashbro188: you mean the most recent one?>
🔗 19:13OneirosGolem: Standing on it.
🔗 19:13Lightspeeddash: Imma sit on your head
🔗 19:13 I_Am_Clockwork: YAARGHH! bowser is now a pirate!
🔗 19:13 BusTed: Luigi wasn't playable in Sticker Star.
🔗 19:13 Dandinstorm12: sigh
🔗 19:13 saweeks: Beej stole the game
🔗 19:13 BusTed: You just can see him in the background sometimes.
🔗 19:13MadWaltz: In Superstar Saga, they are pretty much always together
🔗 19:13 VmKid: One more for the backlog!
🔗 19:13lordlundar: No, closest is Dream Team.
🔗 19:13Okipokute: ruin mario how?
🔗 19:134dSwissCheese: I feel like they were together for most of Superstar Saga.
🔗 19:13 BusTed: And is a collectable.
🔗 19:13Mowdownjoe: Superstar Saga had elements of that, where the brothers split up.
🔗 19:13 GDwarf: The Thousand-Year Door? It's right next to the 10-Minute Window and the 3-Eon Bathtub.
🔗 19:13 Dandinstorm12: GET RUINED...Mario
🔗 19:13 CantWearHats: yeah, there are a few bits where they split up
🔗 19:13 mercano82: Yes, Adam's, yes.
🔗 19:13OneirosGolem: They're together most of the time, they just split up for brief segments.
🔗 19:14 I_Am_Clockwork: straight Luigi'ed
🔗 19:14 CantWearHats: Superstar Saga was awesome though
🔗 19:14 LadyRhian: The OtherAdam
🔗 19:14 AdmiralMemo: There's ANOTHER ADAM? What is this madness?
🔗 19:14 TStodden: Mario & Luigi has parts where they're separated.
🔗 19:14 Dandinstorm12: so much Adam
🔗 19:14Arclight_Dynamo: 97 Bontoons.
🔗 19:14Anaerin: You're going to RUIN Mario, who currently holds all seven Crystal Stars...
🔗 19:14 CantWearHats: AdmiralMemo, I'm afraid I have bad news.
🔗 19:14 Dandinstorm12: Paper Baths, just roll with it
🔗 19:14 Antitonic: The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home bought it, but you didn't see it. She's secret like that.
🔗 19:14 LadyRhian: A lot?
🔗 19:14 CantWearHats: there are many Adams the world over, it's some kind of conspiracy
🔗 19:14TAOTheCrab: 3 eon bathtub only holds 2.83 eons. It's a ripoff
🔗 19:14 Dandinstorm12: treason CWH
🔗 19:14 CaptainSpam: Well, one can take showers in Paper Mario, clearly.
🔗 19:14Lightspeeddash: to butt floor
🔗 19:14 I_Am_Clockwork: such elevator
🔗 19:15CoyoteSans: BTW, we're on THE MOON. With no way back. Oops.
🔗 19:15 Lord_Hosk: How do you know I have never met him? I know 17 adams from Edmonton.
🔗 19:15 cyberpunkpilot: i don't know i lived in Edmonton for a while lol
🔗 19:15 AdmiralMemo:
CantWearHats: Don't tell me there's more than one Michael in the world, too... And if so... There certainly can't be another Michael Moore, can there? 
🔗 19:15 Grescheks: Clearly all Adams are secretly Adam Savidan. THAT's the conspiracy
🔗 19:15StarFreak359: does the other adam ALSO look like James?
🔗 19:15 I_Am_Clockwork: Mario can just jump back
🔗 19:15OneirosGolem: You may not have been able to before, without the keycard?
🔗 19:15 LordoftheFros: You're about to find a secret door!
🔗 19:15 MrPhlip: "Oh, other Adam is in Canada right now, you wouldn't know him"
🔗 19:15 LadyRhian: The Adam And The Anti-Adam.
🔗 19:15Arclight_Dynamo: All Adams are James.
🔗 19:15TAOTheCrab: Adam Savage?
🔗 19:15Lord_Rakdos: a 3 eon bath tub would hold two Jupiters and a fish
🔗 19:15 Dandinstorm12: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 19:15 CantWearHats:
AdmiralMemo, there are in fact more Michael Moores 
🔗 19:15 Lord_Hosk: +/- 17 adams
🔗 19:15 Dandinstorm12: what
🔗 19:15 I_Am_Clockwork: all he needs is an invulnerability star
🔗 19:15 VmKid: Mario Fanservice?
🔗 19:15 CantWearHats: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 19:15 CantWearHats: UHHHH
🔗 19:15Mowdownjoe: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 19:15 Dandinstorm12: !adult
🔗 19:15 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 19:15 AdmiralMemo: Nooooooooo! Say it isn't so!
🔗 19:15OneirosGolem: You could tattle with Goombella in those rooms.
🔗 19:15Magnatek: For the first time in decades, we thought he could be clean.
🔗 19:15 VmKid: Is Mario gonna wander the ship naked now?
🔗 19:16 Lord_Hosk: They act more similar than they look
🔗 19:16 AdmiralMemo: Uh...... I thought maybe Mariou would find Peach in there already naked.
🔗 19:16 cyberpunkpilot: wouldn't you vmkid
🔗 19:16 CantWearHats: wait, Adam and James are different people?
🔗 19:16 I_Am_Clockwork: Where are you going dave... I mean Mario
🔗 19:16 Damullet14: Adam and James looked more alike before James got a beard
🔗 19:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ywah, i think it's more they rubbed off on each other
🔗 19:16 Dandinstorm12: huh, Mushroom kingdom has computers?
🔗 19:16 VmKid: cyberpunkpilot: ...NO.
🔗 19:16Unknowngamer88: ***...does BTTV not work on the newest firefox release?
🔗 19:16 ChroniclerC: They don't ~look~ similar, but they sound almost identical.
🔗 19:16 cyberpunkpilot: i would it would be amazing
🔗 19:16 GDwarf: TEC has Red-Blue Colourblindness?
🔗 19:16 I_Am_Clockwork: NOOOOO COMPUTER FRIEND!
🔗 19:16 LadyRhian: Why is Mario's Red Hat Purple now? Is he really cold or something?
🔗 19:16 CantWearHats: daisy...daisy...give me your answer do.....
🔗 19:17Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah... I'm not so broken up about TEC dying, here. Dude was creepy.
🔗 19:17RoastedGravy: LadyRhian: It's a Waluigi outfit
🔗 19:17 Dandinstorm12: Palace of Shadow? That sounds like something from LOZ
🔗 19:17 GDwarf: cantwearhats: No no, Daisy is Luigi's girlfriend!
🔗 19:17 AdmiralMemo: He's wearing both Wario and Luigi badges, so it's Waluigi Time
🔗 19:17 LadyRhian: @Roastedgravy Ah.
🔗 19:17Lightspeeddash: lady badge combo L + W = WL
🔗 19:17 VmKid: Couldn't he use the rest of his power to plug himself back in?
🔗 19:17RoastedGravy: GDward: Nah, it's Princess Eclair, man. Eclaor!
🔗 19:17 Dandinstorm12: specifically, Twilight Princess
🔗 19:17RoastedGravy: Eclair*
🔗 19:17 CantWearHats: dammit Beej, mario's a plumber not an engineer!
🔗 19:17CoyoteSans: Did we get the optional badges here yet?
🔗 19:17Anaerin: unknowngamer88: It works here, and I'm using FF35.0a1 Nightly. Do you have e10s enabled (is the title in the tab underlined)? That might be causing it.
🔗 19:17CoyoteSans: Like, did we find a gear somewhere?
🔗 19:17 LadyRhian:
And here I thought he was cold all this time. 
🔗 19:17 I_Am_Clockwork: As a machine myself I find this anti-machine-ism rather disturbing
🔗 19:18 VmKid: "Also apologize to her for me for staring at her in the shower"
🔗 19:18 afoersch: ummm...
🔗 19:18 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 19:18 Dandinstorm12: "pretty half secret"
🔗 19:18 CantWearHats: and then Scrooge McDuck shows up and saves your paper ***
🔗 19:18RoastedGravy: Tec, a supercomputer pervert with a dancing fetish!
🔗 19:18 GDwarf: Now escape before the *moon blows up*, obvs.
🔗 19:18 Dandinstorm12: Gears are for casuals anyway
🔗 19:18mtvcdm: add computerdeath
🔗 19:18 BusTed: Self destruct in T-minus 60...
🔗 19:18 Nerdshome: @Vmkid it was totally not planning to apologize for that
🔗 19:18 I_Am_Clockwork: so sad now
🔗 19:18 CaptainSpam: Have Goombella tattle in Peach's rooms!
🔗 19:18CoyoteSans: I... have no idea where it is, and this is a PoNR.
🔗 19:18Lightspeeddash: lol beej is gonna have fun now XD
🔗 19:18 I_Am_Clockwork: !game saddening
🔗 19:18 Bawkbawkboo1: tattle
🔗 19:18 GDwarf: Clearly this music is playing *constantly* in Peach's quarters. No wonder she got so sad.
🔗 19:19 mercano82: No, this is just the muzac that's piped into Peach's room
🔗 19:19 AdmiralMemo: Can you use Maus to find the thing?
🔗 19:19CoyoteSans: WELP, guess we won't have Feelin Fine for the final battle!
🔗 19:19 VmKid: Or maybe as it dies, it sends all of the photos it took of Peach to the printer.
🔗 19:19OneirosGolem: Did you ever go through that hole in the ceiling of the chemistry lab?
🔗 19:19 Dandinstorm12: Gear gear
🔗 19:19 cyberpunkpilot: what is the story for this game, im really confused
🔗 19:19RoastedGravy: VmKid: It'd probably be faster to post it on Tumblr
🔗 19:19 GDwarf: It'd be hilarious if you could get TEC as a companion
🔗 19:19 VmKid: RoastedGravy: Does that mean all the Rule 34 is now canon?
🔗 19:20CoyoteSans: Yeah, try all the slots in the ceiling vent... thing.
🔗 19:20RoastedGravy: It always was, VmKid. It always was.
🔗 19:20 hascow: you need to vivian
🔗 19:20Lightspeeddash: btw do not go back in
🔗 19:20 Dandinstorm12: Is she though?
🔗 19:20 GDwarf: IIRC Vivian identifies as a woman
🔗 19:20 hascow: I believe it was "she"
🔗 19:21 AdmiralMemo: s/he?
🔗 19:21MadWaltz: He prefers she
🔗 19:21RoastedGravy: Vivian is a woman trapped in a man's body.
🔗 19:21Lightspeeddash: i don't think you can leave now
🔗 19:21 cyberpunkpilot: Vivian and mario slash fiction
🔗 19:21 AdmiralMemo: Well, in the US version, she is female, so, there is that
🔗 19:21 VmKid: I think Vivian would prefer She/Her since I believe Viv identifies as a woman.
🔗 19:21 GDwarf: cyberpunkpilot: There's...quite a bit of that, yes.
🔗 19:21 TodayIamRee: Viv's a girl
🔗 19:21 TodayIamRee: fersure
🔗 19:21mtvcdm: Do shadow thingies have genders?
🔗 19:21 cyberpunkpilot: or beej and viv
🔗 19:21OneirosGolem: Referred to as She pretty much every time in this version, so She seems fine.
🔗 19:21 TStodden: WARNING: Teleporter is ONE WAY until you finish Chapter 8!
🔗 19:21 gravity_pike: has beej shown off his wallet yet?
🔗 19:21SunshineGamerGirl: the fact that you know to ask PGP's (preferred gender pronounds) is why I love the LRR peeps and community.
🔗 19:21 I_Am_Clockwork: time to GEAR UP
🔗 19:22RoastedGravy: AdmiralMemo: Never believe in English canon, AdmiralMemo. Never.
🔗 19:22 cyberpunkpilot: yea they are pretty awesome sunshine
🔗 19:22Lightspeeddash: i came back in once and could not find a way out
🔗 19:22 I_Am_Clockwork: is it a METTLE GEAR?
🔗 19:22 VmKid: Something something Top Gear
🔗 19:22Lancer873: Gotta move that gear up!
🔗 19:22 AdmiralMemo: SunshineGamerGirl: Do you watch Alex's stream? At least the start?
🔗 19:22Lightspeeddash: DONT SAVE
🔗 19:22 CantWearHats: mario, this is a sneaking mission
🔗 19:22 afoersch: METTLE GEAR PAPER?
🔗 19:22OneirosGolem: I'm gonna go look it up.
🔗 19:22SunshineGamerGirl: I havent lately, been working lots
🔗 19:22 cyberpunkpilot: Alex is amazing at it
🔗 19:22 CantWearHats: they played us like a damn fiddle mario!
🔗 19:22 Lord_Hosk: OK, I just caught my wife doing something terrible... UNFORGIVABLE! she has been logging onto my netflix profile and started the worst movies and documentaries she could find then rating them 5 stars so it would screw up my recommendations.
🔗 19:22Arclight_Dynamo: Sunshinegamergirl: I mean, aside from anything else, it's just basic polite decency. It's the same reason that I always make sure I pronounce a person's name correctly.
🔗 19:22 I_Am_Clockwork: Mettle Gear Paper: solid snake is a paper clip
🔗 19:22 Dandinstorm12: As I said earlier, gears are for casuals
🔗 19:22Lightspeeddash: at least don't save in the machine big thing room
🔗 19:22 LadyRhian: Heather, what is one thing Beej likes that you don't get, and vice versa?
🔗 19:22 AdmiralMemo: SunshineGamerGirl: But do you know his intro? "Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! People of all gender identities! Welcome to IDDQDerp!"
🔗 19:22 Grescheks: Wow Hosk, that is evil
🔗 19:23Mowdownjoe: You're thinking too hard, Beej.
🔗 19:23RoastedGravy: KILL ALL TEH THINGS!
🔗 19:23 cyberpunkpilot: ooo Lord hosk that is evil
🔗 19:23 CantWearHats: Lord_Hosk, that is next level netflix trolling
🔗 19:23 Lord_Hosk: Do you know how hard it is to search for stuff on netflix its worse than ask jeeves!
🔗 19:23SunshineGamerGirl: yes I know it ^_^
🔗 19:23 I_Am_Clockwork: Dandinstorm12 but I am made of gears
🔗 19:23CoyoteSans: Yeah, it's not in that room, it's def involving that open vent in the other rooms.
🔗 19:23 TStodden: Check your SPECIAL ITEMS!
🔗 19:23Lightspeeddash: its not in that room
🔗 19:23 squaredotcube: Beej is not acog of the situation
🔗 19:23Sektor88: The room right of that room with the missing gear assembly. There's a piece of vent falling off, and you must stand there so you can Spring Jump. You're going to get on a pipe and then walk left, then fall down. Yoshi-Jump to get the Cog.
🔗 19:23OneirosGolem: The cog is a collectable item, kinda like a badge or key
🔗 19:23RoastedGravy:
Lord_Hosk: Your wife has a good sense of humor 
🔗 19:23Sektor88: Room is on sublevel 1
🔗 19:23 plummeting_sloth: clearly, destroying the machinery in a place with no natural oxygen is wise
🔗 19:23 Nerdshome: it's in the room where the vent is falling off
🔗 19:23 Dandinstorm12: Well, if people ever try and collect you, remind that they are casuals
🔗 19:23Sektor88: A least that's what gamefaqs says
🔗 19:24 LadyRhian: Yesh, like you don't understand why he likes...
🔗 19:24CoyoteSans: So, first we need to find a way out of this room.
🔗 19:24 cyberpunkpilot: it would be hard to put paper mario in jail
🔗 19:24RoastedGravy: Beej, since we're near the end of the game, are you still considering taking on the optional superboss in the Pit of 100 Trials?
🔗 19:24Lightspeeddash: phew good you can get out
🔗 19:24Arclight_Dynamo: Cohen Brothers?
🔗 19:24Lightspeeddash: up
🔗 19:24RoastedGravy: Or at least get as far as you can?
🔗 19:24 afoersch: zoom zoom and a boom boom?
🔗 19:24 cyberpunkpilot: down
🔗 19:24 Dandinstorm12: Cyberpunkpilot, mostly use more paper
🔗 19:24 Metricos: What about stuff like The House of Yes
🔗 19:24 squaredotcube: In Beej's own words: "I am a fan of the boobs"
🔗 19:25 GDwarf: The one with the guys who do the things with the stuff!
🔗 19:25 cyberpunkpilot: ooooo
🔗 19:25Lightspeeddash: to sub floor 1
🔗 19:25RoastedGravy: Always a fan of teh cleavage.
🔗 19:25 cyberpunkpilot: you don't like hot fuzz well then
🔗 19:25 leebenningfield: Hot Fuzz is one of my favorite movies
🔗 19:25 Grescheks:
Heather doesn't like Hot Fuzz? Well, she is no longer the best 
🔗 19:25 RealGamerCow: Cornetto Trilogy is awesome.
🔗 19:25 Dandinstorm12: wow chat
🔗 19:25 AdmiralMemo: Always say all the words
🔗 19:25 cyberpunkpilot: shes now the worst lol
🔗 19:25Mowdownjoe: Heather hates fun, confirmed.
🔗 19:25 Dandinstorm12: damn guys
🔗 19:26OneirosGolem:
That's the cog! 
🔗 19:26 cyberpunkpilot: im kidding of course we love you
🔗 19:26Lightspeeddash: plz no
🔗 19:26angelofdust337: I still need to the last movie of the cornetto trilogy, The World's End
🔗 19:26 hascow: the pit is super tedious
🔗 19:26Arclight_Dynamo: "Fun stuff... IN THE PIT."
🔗 19:26ti36negi: Ball pit of 100 trials
🔗 19:26ealstan: Why Hello There, Heather and a PCP moose!
🔗 19:26Lightspeeddash: you can get to lv 50
🔗 19:26BaronVonRatsworth: I'm okay with watching Beej go into the pit
🔗 19:26 cyberpunkpilot: did you guys say there will be another episode before hes done this?
🔗 19:26 I_Am_Clockwork: yay a cog
🔗 19:26Mowdownjoe: Ehh... don't do it if you don't have to.
🔗 19:26Thecyclongamer: what part of the game is this
🔗 19:26 hascow: it's many extra hours in the pit
🔗 19:26angelofdust337:
I'm the opposite, I love dark, macabre comedy 
🔗 19:26Lightspeeddash: get to floor 50 at least not to floor 100
🔗 19:26 CantWearHats: go ahead flash, crash on me why don't you
🔗 19:26CoyoteSans: Yeah, sorry about this detour, but these badges REALLY help in the Final Battle, and we've got a BP-heavy build anyway...
🔗 19:26 afoersch: who doesn't like bewbs?
🔗 19:26 I_Am_Clockwork: its like finding a spleen
🔗 19:26Sektor88: boobs are pretty awesome
🔗 19:26 plummeting_sloth: Boobs are a sometimes food
🔗 19:26 CantWearHats: CantWearBoobs
🔗 19:27Mowdownjoe: The pit has a fun superboss, but you don't need to.
🔗 19:27amythist: everyone likes boobs, I mean even gay men love a nice pair
🔗 19:27ComradeWaifu:

🔗 19:27 TStodden: The Pit is a straight grind, so it's OK to pass.
🔗 19:27 Dandinstorm12: I approve of detachable boobs
🔗 19:27RoastedGravy: Heather likes boobs, and all she has to do is look down...lucky. Nah, jk xD. Sorry, Heather.
🔗 19:27 EldraziOutlaw: Speaking of boobs. Did you hear about the woman who got a third boob to be unattractive to men?
🔗 19:27 Sarah_Serinde: Oh man that sounds super useful Heather
🔗 19:27 cyberpunkpilot: them being detachable raises some questions
🔗 19:27 Nerdshome: Beej, do you approve of detachable boobs?
🔗 19:27 RealGamerCow: Most women i know are in favor of exercise boobs.
🔗 19:27 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Heather: A woman got a third boob to be "unattractive to me"... What do you think of this?
🔗 19:27Lightspeeddash: far left of subfloor 1
🔗 19:27 I_Am_Clockwork: Sup party people in the place to be, I didn't choose the boob life the boob life chose me?
🔗 19:27 Grescheks: is this like Graham's detachable penis? With the Apple-style magnetic couple?
🔗 19:27Abcxyq: !boobs good
🔗 19:27 afoersch: now i just want to listen to that King Missile song "Detachable Penis"
🔗 19:27 Bawkbawkboo1: Where would you store them?
🔗 19:27 Zeke229: eldrazioutla how does that work?
🔗 19:27ElementalAlchemist: amythist: Meh.
🔗 19:27SunshineGamerGirl: interchangability would be fabulous!
🔗 19:27CoyoteSans: Left, Right, Middle.
🔗 19:27 cyberpunkpilot: everytime i hear cog i think of george jetson
🔗 19:27 sticks_abuser: This is what I love about Beej's Backlog. Conversations like this
🔗 19:27OneirosGolem: This has NOTHING on the Pit of 100 Trials.
🔗 19:28 AdmiralMemo: I say Triple Boob = Total Recall Cosplay
🔗 19:28Lightspeeddash: left right middle right?
🔗 19:28 I_Am_Clockwork: Google Breast?
🔗 19:28 plummeting_sloth: detachable boobs is my Weezer cover band
🔗 19:28 VmKid: I mean, at some point in the future we'll be able to splice our DNA to change it at will. Probably won't happen in our lifetime, but it'll happen at some point.
🔗 19:28 HatsWearCats: CWHs InB4 new novelty sub of that name
🔗 19:28 Dandinstorm12: What Memo said
🔗 19:28CoyoteSans: So hey, it's That Minigame from Link's Awakening!
🔗 19:28ComradeWaifu: detatchable boobs? then... if you have kids, wouldn't you be incapable of giving them the necessary nutrients and antibodies, thus defeating the purpose of mammary glands?
🔗 19:28 hascow: I love the conversation during Beej's Backlog
🔗 19:28OneirosGolem: Alriiiight!
🔗 19:28Lightspeeddash: would a 3rd boob be that unattractive?
🔗 19:28 afoersch: She's also a massage therapist and took lots of glamour shots of her 3 boobs... which seems to me to send all kinds of weird signals
🔗 19:28Arclight_Dynamo: That was *absolutely* a tab of E.
🔗 19:28ComradeWaifu: sorry if that ruins the joke.
🔗 19:29Lightspeeddash: i figure there's someone out there lol
🔗 19:29OneirosGolem: Dizziness, by the way, is what messed Bobbery up in that last fight.
🔗 19:29 Lord_Hosk: Is getting a third boob, unattractive to men? I would think that a good portion of the male population would like that.
🔗 19:29Omnipotenttrevor: Yeah, seems like it could backfire
🔗 19:29 BusTed: The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI?
🔗 19:29 AdmiralMemo:
So, if you had detachable boobs, Heather, would you keep several pairs in different sizes? 
🔗 19:29 cyberpunkpilot: pretty sure a third boob is fine
🔗 19:29 afoersch: did she get the idea from the original Total Recall?
🔗 19:29Lightspeeddash: also there's mono boob from kung pow XD
🔗 19:29 HatsWearCats: Her Fanfiction writer character was nearly spot on for that
🔗 19:29 Dandinstorm12: Hosk, see Total Recall, and that one Simon Pegg movie
🔗 19:29 Sarah_Serinde: Busted that's where my mind went too
🔗 19:29 BusTed:

🔗 19:29ti36negi: Didn't Total Recal have a 3rd boob?
🔗 19:29Sektor88: Mayeb she just really really lieks total recall
🔗 19:29 plummeting_sloth: Like an eye-spot on a prey area
🔗 19:29 VmKid: I wish her luck in landing jobs in the future.
🔗 19:29Thecyclongamer: what part of the game is this
🔗 19:29CoyoteSans: Alright, that should be it for the Base, let's blow this candle.
🔗 19:30Mowdownjoe: Are we really going to get the spare change?
🔗 19:30 MrPhlip: Star shine, never gonna find me...
🔗 19:30OneirosGolem: Uhoh, Beej is having fun with this now.
🔗 19:30RoastedGravy: Why don't people like 3 boobs? I mean, it's more boobies on one person!
🔗 19:30 Dandinstorm12: Man, it feels so weird to hear "the original total recall"
🔗 19:30 Sarah_Serinde: Ugh clothing shopping is annoying enough as it is
🔗 19:30 TStodden: Eroticon VI isn't accessible to us as the Galaxy hates us for using a swear word as a country name.
🔗 19:30PCPmoose just subscribed!
🔗 19:30 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, PCPmoose! (Today's storm count: 23)
🔗 19:30 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 19:30Lightspeeddash: SORB
🔗 19:30 VmKid:

🔗 19:30Mowdownjoe: SUB HYPE
🔗 19:30 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 19:30 cyberpunkpilot: there is a plus side
🔗 19:30 afoersch: well, they *could* steal her clothes...
🔗 19:30 RealGamerCow: Her main goal is to get attention and to get a show on MTV. For *** sake, people.
🔗 19:30 CantWearHats: you know, sometimes you realise that you're watching someone play paper mario talking about a lady getting a third boob
🔗 19:30NeuterCommuter: Are stolen clothes a regular thing?
🔗 19:30 afoersch: they just probably wouldn't wear them
🔗 19:30 VmKid: You can sugarcoat it all you want, I'm just gonna call it stupidity and move on.
🔗 19:30 HatsWearCats: But I love shopping for bra's! (Imma dude.)
🔗 19:30mtvcdm: There's a moose loose in the hoose! and it's on PCP!
🔗 19:31OneirosGolem: I'm glad Beej remembered where the teleporter was, because I would have tried to walk out the front door. XD
🔗 19:31 CantWearHats: a PCPmoose sounds DANGEROUS
🔗 19:31 AdmiralMemo: Some guys might want to steal her clothes just to rub their faces on it and other fetishes that some people have.
🔗 19:31ComradeWaifu: Seems the twitch notifier is on vacation again. xP
🔗 19:31 afoersch: PCPMoose on tha loose!
🔗 19:31Romangoro: No, Cantwearhats, we are watching someone watch someone play paper mario while talking about wether she'llget a 3rd boob
🔗 19:31 plummeting_sloth: always nice to have people throw money at the screen
🔗 19:31 VmKid: The negatives FAR outweigh the positives on that one. It's pretty much a bad idea by all announts.
🔗 19:31 I_Am_Clockwork: gib door plx
🔗 19:31Romangoro: which is similar, but weirder
🔗 19:31CoyoteSans: The room the Cog was in.
🔗 19:31 I_Am_Clockwork: FIIISH!
🔗 19:31Lightspeeddash: Roman she already Has the 3rd boob
🔗 19:31 Dandinstorm12: send in the riot squad, we have a PCP moose on the loose!
🔗 19:31Lightspeeddash: the teleporter is in the room where you got the Cog
🔗 19:32 I_Am_Clockwork: wah wah wah
🔗 19:32Arclight_Dynamo: Canadian safety tip: Don't *** with moose. Especially during the rut. Fuckers might be the most dangerous large animals on the continent.
🔗 19:32 RealGamerCow: Moose = Dangerous. People on PCP = dangerous. PCPMoose = SUPERDangerous
🔗 19:32 MrPhlip: For some reason the chat onstream doesn't show sub notifications or lrrbot, so if tnotifier doesn't ping the sub's name doesn't actually appear onstream
🔗 19:32Mowdownjoe: You saw the teleporter.
🔗 19:32 Dandinstorm12: LOL
🔗 19:32OneirosGolem: This is not the teleporter room, I think it's in the hallway
🔗 19:32 squaredotcube: Where's O'Brien?!?
🔗 19:32 I_Am_Clockwork: why are their fish outside if you are on the moon?
🔗 19:32mtvcdm: 23 subs, by the way. That's a really good day.
🔗 19:32 cyberpunkpilot: you could have gotten one super boob
🔗 19:32 Dandinstorm12: For those that don't know, avoid moose unless you're hunting them
🔗 19:32 PCPmoose: indeed it is a late night dub fight reference
🔗 19:32 CantWearHats: I am *not* surprised it took her that long to find someone to do it
🔗 19:32 TStodden: Exit to Rogueport Underground!
🔗 19:32 GDwarf: Also, I imagine they want to avoid future lawsuits
🔗 19:33 RealGamerCow: They were saying they wouldn't do it because it was unethical
🔗 19:33 Rcraddz: best part she had it done as she didnt want attention from Men, Do she not know 3 is better than 2??
🔗 19:33 Dandinstorm12: Also, getting my medical license revoked
🔗 19:33 AdmiralMemo: So... She had to find someone who was only in it for the money?
🔗 19:33ComradeWaifu: Cosmetic surgery isn't necessary, really. It's just modifying parts of yourself in ways that would not be normal otherwise.
🔗 19:33ti36negi: And then they blew up the moon
🔗 19:33 cyberpunkpilot: she just went down to mexico memo
🔗 19:33Lightspeeddash: the publicity she's made off of it already paid for the third boob
🔗 19:33RoastedGravy: Awwww, no Metroid escape sequence.
🔗 19:33 I_Am_Clockwork: COMPUTER FRIEND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 19:33wabisabievan: Also who wants to be the professional plastic surgeon who gave someone a third boob. Not exactly a thing you want on your resume.
🔗 19:33 hascow: oooh, is it almost break time? I need to watch Emma Watson's gender equality speech and not miss the stream
🔗 19:33Mowdownjoe: He also blew himself up
🔗 19:33ComradeWaifu: And, there are more risks than there are benefits.
🔗 19:33 Lord_Hosk: Dear Drs backlog, You two are very good at en gauging with chat, do you think that is part of your improv-audience experience, part of your schooling or just part of your personalities?
🔗 19:33Sektor88:
Just plug in the external hard drive and restore from his time machine backup, duh. 
🔗 19:33 Dandinstorm12: Hosk, all of the above
🔗 19:33 ritchards: Tec did perv on Peach...
🔗 19:33RoastedGravy: Emma Watson is doing a gender equality speech?
🔗 19:34 Dandinstorm12: It?
🔗 19:34Mowdownjoe: He was perving on Peach hard.
🔗 19:34 squaredotcube: If you have one, would you turn your third nipple into a boob?
🔗 19:34Arclight_Dynamo: TEC was sexless, but not necessarily genderless.
🔗 19:34RoastedGravy: TEC HAS NO GENITALIA, BEEJ!
🔗 19:34 cyberpunkpilot: this is a blade runner speech all over again
🔗 19:34 VmKid: I think you two are overthinking it.
🔗 19:34 AdmiralMemo: TEC could be asexual
🔗 19:34OneirosGolem: The mindblowing revelation of realizing you define things as male by default.
🔗 19:34 RealGamerCow: ladies can perv hard on other ladies
🔗 19:34Mowdownjoe: Also, LGBT doesn't seem to exist in the Mario universe.
🔗 19:34 Dandinstorm12: It was a computer
🔗 19:34 Sarah_Serinde: Uhh perving on a female doesn't necessarily mean male?
🔗 19:34 Grescheks: Ritchards: Doesn't mean TEC was a dude
🔗 19:34 LadyRhian: It is/was a computer
🔗 19:34 VmKid: AdmiralMemo: TEC was NOT asexual.
🔗 19:34Arclight_Dynamo: Also, something something computer gender isn't binary.
🔗 19:34smashbro188: *** you beej
🔗 19:34smashbro188: thats mean
🔗 19:34BaronVonRatsworth: @Mowdownjoe Tell that to fan fic writers...
🔗 19:34 ritchards: In a Ninendo game, would they allow teh gayz?
🔗 19:34 VmKid: TEC was about as far from Asexual as you can get.
🔗 19:34OneirosGolem: Of course computer gender is binary. Computers are programmed in binary! :V
🔗 19:34Omnipotenttrevor: It did use Peach as a template for itself to be Peach's dance partner...
🔗 19:34 AdmiralMemo: VmKid: I mean in a gender way, not an orientation way
🔗 19:34lordlundar: ComradeWaifu it is not all the same. My mom for example is going in for plastic surgery on her finger to allow her to move her finger better. It's technically considered cosmetic but is not simply for appearance.
🔗 19:34SunshineGamerGirl: in the English language, we need a better Neuter pronoun
🔗 19:34Mowdownjoe: We ignore fanfics ingeneral.
🔗 19:35RoastedGravy: Ritchards: *cough**cough*Waluigi*cough**cough*
🔗 19:35BaronVonRatsworth: @Mowdownjoe We?
🔗 19:35 CantWearHats: Dr Beej, did you have to study for months to accurately play Alex in today's sketch?
🔗 19:35Caleb_QDC: @Ritchards Yea, but only in the original Japanese version and a few non-American versions.
🔗 19:35Arclight_Dynamo: Sunshinegamergirl: I'm happy with "they," since "you" is technically plural as well.
🔗 19:35 BusTed:

🔗 19:35Lightspeeddash: Ritchards they did in Japanese Nintendo but not Nintendo of America because LOL america is one big silly DERP
🔗 19:35 Dandinstorm12: pretty much what CWH said
🔗 19:35 AdmiralMemo: I think we can call TEC an "it" being that it was a computer without gender?
🔗 19:35StarFreak359: you do seem more at ease now, Heather
🔗 19:35 Dandinstorm12: I pick all my locks with royalty
🔗 19:35 plummeting_sloth: Princess
🔗 19:35 sticks_abuser: This is a pretty nice corner of the internets
🔗 19:35Arclight_Dynamo: Memo: TEC was sexless, but could have identified as any gender.
🔗 19:35 Dandinstorm12: I'd call TEC it
🔗 19:35mtvcdm: I squish all my princesses into tiny keyholes.
🔗 19:35OneirosGolem: This is her hole, it was made for her.
🔗 19:36 plummeting_sloth: Princesses... nature's lockpick
🔗 19:36CoyoteSans: Hmmm... well, Doc Brown Goomba says to do it, so let's crack er open!
🔗 19:36 hascow: today's sketch was really surreal
🔗 19:36 hascow: I'm not sure whether I liked it or not
🔗 19:36 Dandinstorm12: Today's sketch was legit
🔗 19:36 cyberpunkpilot: it was such a paul script
🔗 19:36OneirosGolem: That's so incredibly fitting though, that you wouldn't remember what the sketch is about.
🔗 19:36Lightspeeddash: its where you play Alex again
🔗 19:36 Dandinstorm12: what have you don't to that wall
🔗 19:36 LadyRhian: Camthleen And Beejex
🔗 19:36 CantWearHats: Dr Beej, are you worried you're being typecast as fellow castmember Alex Steacy?
🔗 19:36mangahead333: Hey Beej! Sorry if you have already been reminded, but i think on twittter you mentioned you wanted to be reminded to be bring out your wallet or something?
🔗 19:36 ritchards: Beej will become typecast as other LRR members.
🔗 19:36Nazriel7: I was expecting at the end a stream of three or four people excusing the last person in turn
🔗 19:36 Dandinstorm12: *done
🔗 19:36DarkMorford: Beej has been Alex twice? By rule, that means he must always be Alex now!
🔗 19:36Lightspeeddash: how was it like watching Cam act like Alex?
🔗 19:36 AdmiralMemo: Whenever people say "Today's sketch" on Monday, it confuses me, being a KS backer and seeing it 3 days ago.
🔗 19:36Omni_42: Beej is a semi-professional Alex impersonator
🔗 19:36Wizgic:
Random comment passing through
🔗 19:36lordlundar:
someone actually edited out the interruptions. According to said person, the discussion makes even less sense. 
🔗 19:37 plummeting_sloth: whelp, world's coming to an end, time to buy gold
🔗 19:37Lynks_9: I found it quite funny
🔗 19:37 Zeke229: i wanna know why beej looks sooooo different in glasses and hat
🔗 19:37 Grescheks: For me, today's sketch didn't come together until the stinger
🔗 19:37 mercano82: I think the sketch is reminiscent of the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
🔗 19:37CoyoteSans: Zess T gonna knock you OUT!
🔗 19:37OneirosGolem: Today's sketch made me pardonfuck twice at least, so that was pretty great.
🔗 19:38 ritchards: for me, the changing roles and such was funny,. the dialogue not so much
🔗 19:38RoastedGravy: Dr. Beej, I have heard from a source who heard from a source who heard from a source who heard from a source who heard from a source that found it on the LRR Wiki that you were planning to play Metroid Prime for the backlog sometime soon. Care to comment?
🔗 19:38 Dandinstorm12: Man, living in a dorm always makes me wish semi-autos weren't banned on campus
🔗 19:38 Dandinstorm12: ignore that last comment
🔗 19:38Arclight_Dynamo: BeejHatesHats?
🔗 19:38Sektor88: I'd love to see a version of a sketch without the interrupts too
🔗 19:38Nazriel7: @Mercano82 I agree. I was honestly expecting Graham at the end say how the people responsible were sacked.
🔗 19:38 CantWearHats: Beej doesn't like hats? I knew I like him for a reason
🔗 19:38OneirosGolem: Dandin, there's got to be a better way to solve your problems
🔗 19:38 Dandinstorm12: see under ignore
🔗 19:38 CantWearHats: high five Beej
🔗 19:38Lightspeeddash: don't like hats or...CANT Wear Hats?
🔗 19:38 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 19:38StarFreak359: Beej, CAN you wear hats?
🔗 19:38 LadyRhian:
Beej doesn't like Hats? Blaspheny! 
🔗 19:38OneirosGolem: I was already typing
🔗 19:38 CantWearHats: OH I SEE HOW IT IS
🔗 19:38Walkingharder: Beej is a hat racist?!
🔗 19:38 squaredotcube: Hats mess up Beej's hair
🔗 19:38 plummeting_sloth: Prefer Not Hats
🔗 19:38BaronVonRatsworth: It's okay cantwearhats, we still love you
🔗 19:39 AdmiralMemo: Beej hates hats... Beej hates chat... Does he hate things than end in "at"? Does he hate cats? Mats? Brats?
🔗 19:39Nazriel7: Alex is a skeleton racist and Beej is a hat racist. Confirmed
🔗 19:39Lightspeeddash:
because everything on the Wiki is totally true 
🔗 19:39 Dandinstorm12: One cannot hate Brats, unless they have been boiled in beer
🔗 19:39 TheMetalupis: did someone remind him about his wallet already?
🔗 19:39 CantWearHats: oh hey Alex is here!
🔗 19:39OneirosGolem: Put a hat on a skeleton, see what happens
🔗 19:39 Dandinstorm12: where
🔗 19:39 Dandinstorm12: what Alex
🔗 19:39 I_Am_Clockwork: oh hey alex
🔗 19:39 Dandinstorm12: where
🔗 19:39CoyoteSans: Well, that was spooky: Beej suddenly going quiet, then appearing to GLARE at the camera up close.
🔗 19:39BaronVonRatsworth: Oh hey Alex
🔗 19:39BibitteNoire: Need googles on hat!
🔗 19:40BibitteNoire: Goggles
🔗 19:40 AdmiralMemo: Hi Alex!
🔗 19:40 sticks_abuser: AdmiralMemo: Beej hates fat?
🔗 19:40 squaredotcube: If you think Prime is difficult, wait until you fight Emperor Ing from Prime 2
🔗 19:40 Damullet14: When did Alex get here?
🔗 19:40Omnipotenttrevor: Or give up on Prime and move on to another Metroid?
🔗 19:40StarFreak359:
nice hat, Heather 
🔗 19:40 Damullet14: and where did Heather go?
🔗 19:40 RealGamerCow: And suddenly Heather is the spunky female sidekick in an 1980s comedy
🔗 19:40Nazriel7: @Oneirosgolem I propose that Beej would dress up as Alex concurrent with Alex dressing up as Beej, and they simultaneously hate the be-hatted skeleton
🔗 19:40 Dandinstorm12: oh
🔗 19:40Romangoro: I promised myself I'll eat at most 1/3rd of the pizza and here I am, finishing half a pizza and considering another slice
🔗 19:40Magnatek: There are three save slots on it, after all.
🔗 19:40tehcrashxor: Alex, why are you not wearing your glasses?
🔗 19:40 hascow: Alex, care to comment on how it was to play Cameron in the sketch today?
🔗 19:40Sektor88: Alex-Senpai. :3
🔗 19:40OneirosGolem: Nazriel: there will be no skeleton hat survivors
🔗 19:40RoastedGravy: Beej, the Metroid Prime boss is easy if you use the beam combos. Yellow = Super Missile, Violet = Wavebuster, White = Ice Spreader, Red = Flamethrower.
🔗 19:40 I_Am_Clockwork: does alex suddenly have contacts?
🔗 19:40wabisabievan: That is the dark nature of pizza Romangoro
🔗 19:41 Dandinstorm12: Alex, while your here, allow me to say your stream is awesome
🔗 19:41OneirosGolem: Hey, use Tattle on the professor.
🔗 19:41 Dandinstorm12: *you're
🔗 19:41NeuterCommuter: Metroid Prime final boss has some annoying RNG to it.
🔗 19:41tehcrashxor: Hey Heather, you just missed Alex.
🔗 19:41Romangoro: In other news, I keep making great pizzas
🔗 19:41BaronVonRatsworth: Oh no, Alex disappeared
🔗 19:41 hascow: Where'd Alex go? He really didn't interact with the chat well
🔗 19:41Walkingharder:
awwww Alex left 
🔗 19:41 ritchards: don't you need 3 shine sprites to upgrade?
🔗 19:41WoolenSculpture: the second metroid prime is even harder.
🔗 19:41 CantWearHats: I guess Alex had to go
🔗 19:41 Dandinstorm12: Damnit Alex
🔗 19:41 plummeting_sloth: A clap of thunder, a bawk of chicken and Alex is gone
🔗 19:42 Dandinstorm12: "you didn't do it fast enough! Dickass!"
🔗 19:42Lightspeeddash: Ice Beam/Spreader is slow
🔗 19:42 plummeting_sloth: Samus "dickass" Aran
🔗 19:42smashbro188: any attempt at prime 2 or even... threee?
🔗 19:42 VmKid: So I just checked TEC's page on the Super Mario Wiki. It explicitly says that TEC goes by male pronouns.
🔗 19:42tehcrashxor: Has anyone ever seen Alex and Heather in the same place?
🔗 19:42OneirosGolem: There's a lot to keep track of in that segment.
🔗 19:42 Damullet14: Tehcrashxor: ...yes?
🔗 19:42 Bawkbawkboo1: OK now we *really* want to see you stream it
🔗 19:42 I_Am_Clockwork: good to know Vmkid
🔗 19:42 Dandinstorm12: Vmkid, that a fact
🔗 19:42NeuterCommuter: Dear Dr. Beej: Did I see at some point Fire Emblem Path of Radiance in the bin?
🔗 19:43Walkingharder: Alex and Heather have never been in the same room! Heather is Alex confirmed!
🔗 19:43Lightspeeddash: Beej "AUGH Phhfffff" Deary
🔗 19:43 Dandinstorm12: Oh yeah, Beej, play Fire Emblem
🔗 19:43RoastedGravy: Also keep in mind if you're planning on playing Metroid Prime 2, that game is DIFFICULT. Way harder than the first game.
🔗 19:43 VmKid: I'm checking the manual now.
🔗 19:43 CantWearHats: oh hey you got all the medals to awaken the sage's power!
🔗 19:43 BusTed: I feel like there should be 7 sages here.
🔗 19:43 ritchards: over extended cut scene go!
🔗 19:43 I_Am_Clockwork: such dore
🔗 19:43 plummeting_sloth: Crap, we forgot the axel grease star!
🔗 19:43mtvcdm: DOOR OPEN GET!
🔗 19:43 Dandinstorm12: Especially Path of Radiance
🔗 19:43 Laserbeaks_Fury: And now it's Borderlands
🔗 19:43 GDwarf: TEC goes exclusively by 3rd-person future-perfect pronouns!
🔗 19:43 I_Am_Clockwork: one does not simply walk into more-doors
🔗 19:43Mowdownjoe: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
🔗 19:43 Damullet14: Do they call this game the Thousand Year Door because that's how long it took Beej to open it on stream?
🔗 19:44 Lord_Hosk: That was done with mirrors Alex... I mean heather
🔗 19:44Romangoro: There's a gif with them together!
🔗 19:44 RealGamerCow: isn't Samus listed as 6'0. 200 lbs in some game?
🔗 19:44Mowdownjoe: 2spoopy4me
🔗 19:44BaronVonRatsworth: Alex can clone himself?
🔗 19:44amythist: yeah Heather co-piloted one of the let's nopes
🔗 19:44 Zeke229: i dont believe in vermont, that area is occupided by east new hampshire
🔗 19:44 ritchards: !advice
🔗 19:44 LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
🔗 19:44 hascow: Frankly is Doo_liss!
🔗 19:44 cyberpunkpilot: are we almost done this game
🔗 19:44Anaerin: Hang on, if the entrance has only just been opened, how did he get Peach in there?
🔗 19:44Arclight_Dynamo: Heather/Alex... you're sitting in front of a green screen. You weren't in the same room as Alex - you were chromakeyed in!
🔗 19:44 CantWearHats: Romangoro, I confess, I photoshopped it
🔗 19:44Lightspeeddash: that's totally not an ominous looking door
🔗 19:44 plummeting_sloth: I'm sorry, the Princess is in another realm of shadow
🔗 19:44 mercano82: "Seems dangerous. You go first"
🔗 19:44 Dandinstorm12: We all know about LRR's special effects budget
🔗 19:44 I_Am_Clockwork: the good dr is ACTUALY CRUMP!
🔗 19:44 hascow: Zeke229, better change your beliefs, I'm from Vermont
🔗 19:44WoolenSculpture: do you mean...special eyes?
🔗 19:44OneirosGolem: I love how close you are to the truth.
🔗 19:44RoastedGravy: Wow, Alex, you really let yourself go, man. What happened?
🔗 19:44 AdmiralMemo: So... Walk through the door and find it's the start of SMB1?
🔗 19:44 CantWearHats: many bontoons
🔗 19:44 ritchards: need to retune the office again
🔗 19:44 Trippzen: 500 years of Harvest Moon, 500 years of TTYD?
🔗 19:44tehcrashxor: Beej, you're supposed to call a doctor if your stream lasts longer than 4 hours.
🔗 19:44 Damullet14: I have enjoyed every minute of your millennium of stream
🔗 19:44 Zeke229: hascow *East New Hampshire
🔗 19:44 Dandinstorm12: "This day will last, a thousand years, if you want it too."
🔗 19:45Romangoro: Shh Cantwearhats, I know you actually got it from a future stream with Paul's tech
🔗 19:45Nazriel7: Welcome to the Beej Commune
🔗 19:45Lightspeeddash: Title DROP
🔗 19:45 plummeting_sloth: I assume all LRR members are clone stamped unless told otherwise
🔗 19:45 Trippzen: I guess it was 499 of each + 2 year of Prince of Persia and miscellaneous other games.
🔗 19:45Caleb_QDC: So Smooth McGroove is streaming. And I've returned. Twitch chat elsewhere is weird.
🔗 19:45 Zeke229: ( Is no one gonna point out that vermont is west of new hampshire )
🔗 19:45 KarnEvil: I figured there would be more dust and spiders in a room that hasn't been opened in a 1000 years.
🔗 19:45 cyberpunkpilot: na heather it just felt like forever
🔗 19:45 hascow: but Vermont is to the WEST of New Hampshire
🔗 19:45RoastedGravy: SMOOTH MCGROOVE STREAMING?!
🔗 19:45Lightspeeddash: very fine furnishing
🔗 19:45 squaredotcube: some serious craftsmanship for a thousand years
🔗 19:45CoyoteSans: Harvest Moon certainly FELT like a thousand years.
🔗 19:45 Lord_Hosk: And I would play 500 years and I would play 500 more just to beej the man who played a thousand years of game for YOUUUUUU
🔗 19:454dSwissCheese: Woohoo. Finally finished my tax assignment. You LRR guys are great background entertainment.
🔗 19:45 Dandinstorm12: Soooo...Path of Radiance
🔗 19:45 CantWearHats: RoastedGravy, Smooth streams pretty often these days
🔗 19:45 Grescheks: Zeke: I'm Canadian, I don't know American geography
🔗 19:46Walkingharder: LRR has timetravel confirmed again!
🔗 19:46RoastedGravy: CantWearHats: Sweet
🔗 19:46Lightspeeddash: does he have the Zess Dynamite on him?
🔗 19:46Anaerin: And I would play 500 year and I would play 500 more just the be the Beej, who streams a thousand years of Paper Mario...
🔗 19:46 Zeke229: grescheks: fair
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: Paul has a timestream
🔗 19:46 plummeting_sloth: "Welcome to Time Paradox's on my head"
🔗 19:46Arclight_Dynamo: Zeke: You have too many states. Reduce the number, plox.
🔗 19:46 Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr Beej, Path of Radiance?
🔗 19:46Caleb_QDC: @Roastedgravy Civ. 5 tonight.
🔗 19:46 I_Am_Clockwork: did that bat just hump her head?
🔗 19:46Lynks_9: harvest moon wasn't long enough :'(
🔗 19:46RoastedGravy: Dr. Beej, PLEASE tell me you've played the new Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS Demo.
🔗 19:46 RealGamerCow: most americans dont know american geography
🔗 19:46Mowdownjoe:
BP. Always BP. 
🔗 19:46 Damullet14: boops boops
🔗 19:46tehcrashxor: Definiatley BP
🔗 19:46Lightspeeddash: BP
🔗 19:46ContrarianKing: FP
🔗 19:46Omnipotenttrevor: BP
🔗 19:46 sticks_abuser: BP
🔗 19:46 CantWearHats: INT
🔗 19:46 CantWearHats: DEX
🔗 19:46tehcrashxor: Moar BP
🔗 19:46 CantWearHats: STR
🔗 19:46TAOTheCrab: !advice
🔗 19:46 LRRbot: Use the force!
🔗 19:46 Sarah_Serinde: HP or FP for a change
🔗 19:47 hascow: in a bucket?
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo: CHA
🔗 19:47Omnipotenttrevor: !advice
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
🔗 19:47 Dandinstorm12: Yes
🔗 19:47BaronVonRatsworth: Alex Points
🔗 19:47 plummeting_sloth: BP for Boontoons
🔗 19:47Pyrelight: you has more badges, thusly you need more bp
🔗 19:47 Dandinstorm12: It is the GC one
🔗 19:47MadWaltz: Yeah PoR is for gamecube
🔗 19:47Nazriel7: Increase Moxie
🔗 19:47VictorVonZeppelin: HP
🔗 19:47RoastedGravy: RealGamerCrow: I know my American geography! Canada is the one below the U.S., right?
🔗 19:47OneirosGolem: BP, and we should probably try to get Feelin' Fine on.
🔗 19:47 Juliamon: There are enough Quebec license plates in NH that it might as well be part of Canada.
🔗 19:47CoyoteSans: BP, need space for Feelin Fine, I guess.
🔗 19:47Mowdownjoe: Path of Radiance was awesome.
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo: Mono charisma.
🔗 19:47 jonnykefka: oh my god play path of radiance. It's Gamecube, and amazing, and has IN-GAME SHIPPING FOR MASSIVE COMBAT BONUSES
🔗 19:47 Dandinstorm12: It is the best console one
🔗 19:47VictorVonZeppelin: Last boss hits like a ***, definitely HP
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: GPLP
🔗 19:47mtvcdm: Feelin' Fine.
🔗 19:47Mowdownjoe: Do we have Feelin' Fine? Might be good here.
🔗 19:47Lightspeeddash: QB
🔗 19:47Omnipotenttrevor: Always BP till you max it
🔗 19:48 Dandinstorm12: You should absolutely play it, on stream
🔗 19:48Omnipotenttrevor: Turn off an FP Plus?
🔗 19:48Itzqoatl: the in-game shipping for massive bonus is even stronger in Awakening
🔗 19:48 Grescheks: Dear Dr Beej: I missed the start of stream, so maybe you answered this already, but how'd the nose biopsy go?
🔗 19:48MadWaltz: Dandinstorm I actually liked Fire Emblem 4 more than PoR, though I don't know if you were counting that
🔗 19:48 plummeting_sloth: are there any more spiky enemies ?
🔗 19:48 sticks_abuser: Multibunce not so good
🔗 19:48 Dandinstorm12: CWH, agree
🔗 19:48Sektor88: Alright, gotta sleep now. Catching the replay @ work tomrrow
🔗 19:48Lightspeeddash: Multi?
🔗 19:48 VmKid: TEC doesn't seem to be mentioned anywhere in the US manual for the game. I'll assume that at some point one of the characters uses a pronoun or something. Feh.
🔗 19:48OneirosGolem: Happy Heart P, maybe? You have like 6 partners to rotate through?
🔗 19:48Lynks_9: do the fire emblem games have much fantasy to them? (eg magic and such)
🔗 19:48CoyoteSans: Jonnykefka: Play FE4 or Awakening sometime if you want to see how far IntSys can take shipping "bonuses".
🔗 19:49 Dandinstorm12: Yes lynks 9
🔗 19:49 Damullet14: Cantwearhats: That seems slightly misleadingly captioned; it should be Beej TRIES to eat a flower
🔗 19:49 VmKid: Or maybe he uses male speech patterns in Japanese. I dunno.
🔗 19:49 Appleguard: yeah, magic and dragons
🔗 19:49tehcrashxor: Was it cancer?
🔗 19:49Lynks_9: thanks dandinstorm
🔗 19:49 squaredotcube: any partner badges?
🔗 19:49 Damullet14: tries and fails
🔗 19:49 LordoftheFros: Welcome back, Beej's nose!
🔗 19:49Lynks_9: and appleguard
🔗 19:49 Dandinstorm12: There is magic and wyverns and Dragons and...mostly those
🔗 19:49DeathNDecay1: im sorry chat, it was super cancer. Beej is now 86% cancer
🔗 19:49Lightspeeddash: isn't feeling fine 4 BP?
🔗 19:49smashbro188: lookin good beej!
🔗 19:49 Dandinstorm12: oh and the Laguz
🔗 19:49 jonnykefka: coyotesans I have played Awakening. I've played all the US-released ones. 4 I have not
🔗 19:49Lightspeeddash: you only need it for yourself
🔗 19:49 Havok4: I am sorry beej but you a have the scrub.
🔗 19:50 Dandinstorm12: the Laguz aren't technically magic
🔗 19:50Mowdownjoe: Feelin' Fine P might be overkill.
🔗 19:50RoastedGravy: Dr. Beej: Which character in the new Smash Demo do you like more: Mega Man or Villager?
🔗 19:50Lightspeeddash: no Laguz aren't magic
🔗 19:50 Havok4: Well that sounded just as stupid as I wanted.
🔗 19:50NeuterCommuter: Whoops, mistyped. I've played most FE console games. Preferred Path of Radiance.
🔗 19:50AygarConrad: Arg twitch is spazing out for me
🔗 19:50 GDwarf: But, isn't hitting Beej with red shells the point of Mario Kart?
🔗 19:50Mowdownjoe: Wait... do we have Shine Sprites to spend?
🔗 19:50Lightspeeddash: but Wind/Elwind/Fibulitvr/Bizzard sound like magic
🔗 19:50DeathNDecay1: aww i think i made heather laugh
🔗 19:50 ritchards: are those bats kissing them? bad touch!
🔗 19:50PIE_Smoogers:
Is this teh run? 
🔗 19:51 Dandinstorm12: Path is so much better than Dawn
🔗 19:51RoastedGravy:
Melee
🔗 19:51 hascow: I definitely preferred Radiant Dawn, but I there were things that were better about Path of Radiance
🔗 19:51TAOTheCrab: Wiimote turned sideways is awesome
🔗 19:51NeuterCommuter: Dawn had some nice improvements to gameplay, but busted the mechanics.
🔗 19:51MadWaltz: Dandinstorm12 Dawn is pretty much the only FE I played that I didn't like
🔗 19:51 Dandinstorm12: GC controller for life
🔗 19:51 CantWearHats: you can play smash with controllers that aren't gamecube controllers?
🔗 19:51CoyoteSans: I enjoy following the reveal posts, but I just can't enjoy fighting games enough to care to actually buy the game.
🔗 19:51Abcxyq: So you're just accustomed to being a scurb
🔗 19:51Caleb_QDC: Which character have you been training with?
🔗 19:51TAOTheCrab: I really hope the DS version has rebindable controls so you don't have to use the circle pad
🔗 19:51 ritchards: Is using the Wiimote sideways considered street?
🔗 19:51Omnipotenttrevor: Mote+Chuck is a great way to play Smash Bros. Mote sideways not so much
🔗 19:51 squaredotcube: Beej was a Meta Knight user, wasn't he?
🔗 19:51 hascow: what was wrong with the mechanics? I felt they tightened them up a lot
🔗 19:51 Ylegm: @Cantwearhats not really
🔗 19:51 CantWearHats: or an N64 controller if you're feeling old school
🔗 19:52CoyoteSans: I only bought Brawl to see what it was about, and Subsapce Emissary.
🔗 19:52 Ylegm:

🔗 19:52Lightspeeddash: Dawn was a disaster story
🔗 19:52mtvcdm: I've basically been welded to Pikachu since N64 Smash.
🔗 19:52 Grescheks: TAOTheCrab: I spent a few seconds in my first fight on 3DS taunting and unable to figure out why I couldn't move
🔗 19:52 Antitonic: Ice Climbers or else
🔗 19:52RoastedGravy: Honestly, I thought the 3DS controls would feel a tad awkward, but it was really smooth time.
🔗 19:52 hascow: Beej: Thoughts on the split of ZSS and regular Samus in Smash 4?
🔗 19:52 Dandinstorm12: However, Blazing Blade was so much better than anything else
🔗 19:52 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I never like zero suit
🔗 19:52 Dandinstorm12: Fox 100%
🔗 19:52 VmKid:
Beej has to Get Good 
🔗 19:52 plummeting_sloth: does not like to feel zero suit samus. Got it
🔗 19:52 CantWearHats: I always liked Kirby
🔗 19:52 TheMetalupis: Link had always been my favorite
🔗 19:52Duwani1: i loved IKE
🔗 19:52 plummeting_sloth: "meta" knight
🔗 19:52RoastedGravy: NESS 4 LIFE!!!!!
🔗 19:52 Dandinstorm12: we like Ike
🔗 19:53Lightspeeddash: King DedeDANCE
🔗 19:53mtvcdm: Kirby's my secondary. Pit my third.
🔗 19:53TAOTheCrab: sad there doesn't seem to be Earthbound characters (and yes, I know Lucas was considered terrible, I like that guy anyway)
🔗 19:53 Ylegm: Marth and regular Samus are my faves
🔗 19:53 BusTed: I remember describing Meta Knight from the game, and people thinking I was saying "mennonite."
🔗 19:53 Dandinstorm12: Fox and Ike
🔗 19:53CoyoteSans: Kirby: BANNED.
🔗 19:53 Laserbeaks_Fury: I could never play Link after the BS of the first one
🔗 19:53 Durugai: Kirby and Ice Climbers
🔗 19:53RoastedGravy: Ike fights for his friends, and fights his friends!
🔗 19:53 CantWearHats: N64 link was legit
🔗 19:53Lightspeeddash: Kirby CAN Wear Hats
🔗 19:53 Damullet14: Mennonite is a chump; I go all in on Captain Falcon
🔗 19:53 CantWearHats: damn right Lightspeeddash
🔗 19:53CoyoteSans: Peach: ACTUALLY BANNED.
🔗 19:53 mercano82: I played a lot of Roy and Gannon.
🔗 19:53 mercano82: Ike was OK, but I liked Roy better.
🔗 19:53Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who only ever played Smash Bros. when he went over to a friend's house, I effin' hate that game. My only experience with it is getting curb-stomped by the guy who owned it.
🔗 19:53 CantWearHats: HYES Damullet14
🔗 19:53 plummeting_sloth: I picked King Dedede in the last one, because I like making the announcer say his name over and over again
🔗 19:53 Zeke229: mennonite is a chump i perfer amish
🔗 19:53MadWaltz: Gannon is probably my best char in Melee, but he sucks SO BAD in brawl
🔗 19:54OneirosGolem: iirc, kill it with fire.
🔗 19:54Lightspeeddash: BURN EM or Blow EM up
🔗 19:54lordlundar: I actually prefer ZZS. Largely because I feel more comfortable with speed based characters.
🔗 19:54 Antitonic: Ice Climbers, then Mr. Game & Watch.
🔗 19:54ealstan: I always played bowser because so few people play him it takes them a while ti figure out his ranges and move set.
🔗 19:54RoastedGravy: Too bad Ice Climbers isn't in the new Smash Bros.
🔗 19:54Lightspeeddash: YAY more EXP
🔗 19:54Anaerin: Stop! Hammer time!
🔗 19:54 Ylegm: antitonic I do love Game and Watch
🔗 19:54 Dandinstorm12: Anyway, Fire Emblem Blazing Blade
🔗 19:54 Zanzabar_: Dat Peach, hips of love are op
🔗 19:54thediammondpiggy: on a daily basis how many times do you bung the booce?
🔗 19:54 Dandinstorm12: easily the best
🔗 19:54OneirosGolem: Goombella's bad here. Vivian or Bobbery.
🔗 19:55Lightspeeddash: use AOE peeps
🔗 19:55MadWaltz: Dandinstorm12 I liked Blazing sword and Geneology about the same amount for very different reasons
🔗 19:55 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 19:55NeuterCommuter: She's not quite dead yet!
🔗 19:55MadWaltz: But I agree that Blazing Sword was one of the best
🔗 19:55 sorinisswift:

🔗 19:55 gravity_pike: has beej shown off his wallet yet?
🔗 19:55 Dandinstorm12: yes
🔗 19:55TAOTheCrab: Smash Bros is almost my admission to myself that I want to play stuff like Skullgirls but have no controller execution skills for the stupid combos
🔗 19:55 mercano82: An all Jigglypuff game is interesting, too. Everyone is trying to Rest bomb everyone else.
🔗 19:55CoyoteSans: You didn't need that, right Beej?
🔗 19:55RoastedGravy: Pokemon Tekken crossover spin-off? HELL YES!
🔗 19:55 I_Am_Clockwork: THAT COMPUTER DEATH WAS THE SADDEST!
🔗 19:55 hascow: Agents of SHIELD is back tomorrow!
🔗 19:55 Dandinstorm12: Lyn and Hector and to some degree Eliwood are the best in terms of real characters
🔗 19:56mtvcdm: I've always been a fan of the chaotic approach to a match. Items on high, stages that go screwy a bunch. Port Town, for instance.
🔗 19:56 BusTed: Rollout is great on Jiggly.
🔗 19:56 CantWearHats: Goombella could work as an assist trophy
🔗 19:56 mercano82: I think Goombella was a sticker in the story mode in last one.
🔗 19:56 sorinisswift:
Fire Emblem X Shin Megami Tensei 
🔗 19:56Lightspeeddash: lol eff it all BLOW EVERYTHING UP
🔗 19:56 BusTed: I believe she was, mercano82.
🔗 19:56CoyoteSans: Beej "I really should just blow EVERYONE up" Derry
🔗 19:56Arclight_Dynamo: !uptime
🔗 19:56 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:03
🔗 19:56RoastedGravy:
Pokken Tournament
.
🔗 19:56Mowdownjoe: I'm pretty hyped for Agents of SHIELD.
🔗 19:56 Dandinstorm12: !deathcount
🔗 19:56 LRRbot: 10 deaths for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 19:56 Dandinstorm12: !totaldeath
🔗 19:56 LRRbot: 6887 total deaths
🔗 19:57 squaredotcube: Aren't you sooooo happy you took off Multibounce?
🔗 19:57Lightspeeddash: multi bounce does nothing Square dot
🔗 19:57RoastedGravy: Beej, who do you think will be your go-to for the upcoming Smash. I'm going to be playing as Shulk for a majority of the time!
🔗 19:57MadWaltz: The story in the first half of FE4 is my favorite of anything I've seen in the series. Not so much for the characters, but I love political-esque stories. It's like a simplified Game of Thrones
🔗 19:57 LordoftheFros: Build-a-Bones workshop!
🔗 19:57 CantWearHats:
beej with the 
🔗 19:57lordlundar: Beej be getting Salty.
🔗 19:57OneirosGolem: Ditch Feeling Fine P if you want the BP back. It's not as vital.
🔗 19:57 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 19:57 CaptainSpam: I've never really gotten into super-mega-ultra competitive Smash Bros. I like items (most of them), I like silly levels, I like the weird matchups... basically, I like the game for the point of the game itself.
🔗 19:57 Zanzabar_: Odamaaaaaaa!!!!!
🔗 19:57 hascow: I much prefer silly Smash to competitive smash
🔗 19:58thediammondpiggy: derp
🔗 19:58AlexanderDitto:
Phone call!!! 
🔗 19:58 mercano82: Message for you, sir!
🔗 19:58 Dandinstorm12: damn that is loud
🔗 19:58Walkingharder: Phone!
🔗 19:58 CantWearHats: yeah, silly smash is tons of fun
🔗 19:58 mercano82: !phone
🔗 19:58ti36negi: Fog Horn
🔗 19:58TAOTheCrab: honk. honk. honk.
🔗 19:58 ritchards: the boat's arrived!@
🔗 19:58 CantWearHats: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
🔗 19:58Arclight_Dynamo: That ringtone is a foghorn.
🔗 19:58 CantWearHats: VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
🔗 19:58 I_Am_Clockwork: the biggest BZZZZZ
🔗 19:58lordlundar: hascow have you seen the Ganondorf challenge?
🔗 19:58AlexanderDitto: Silly smash is the best smash. Serious smash is ridiculous.
🔗 19:58 VmKid: Spongebob, wake up!
🔗 19:58CoyoteSans: THE FOG
🔗 19:58 goatprince2: sounds like a FOGHORN
🔗 19:58Lightspeeddash: VRRRRRRRR
🔗 19:58 I_Am_Clockwork: vrrrr vrrrrr vrrrr
🔗 19:58 Dandinstorm12: A ferry was coming in
🔗 19:58 Trippzen: Sounds like a very short fog horn.
🔗 19:58VictorVonZeppelin: Beej, do you let go of A with Bobbery's blast?
🔗 19:58mtvcdm: Final destination, Foxhorn only.
🔗 19:58 hascow: what's the Ganondorf challenge, lordlundar?
🔗 19:58 CaptainSpam: Silly Smash is happy Smash.
🔗 19:58Lightspeeddash: Deary Ferry?
🔗 19:58thediammondpiggy: derp
🔗 19:58 plummeting_sloth: that was hell of a ground buzz attack... shame it didn't do so much damage
🔗 19:58 Laserbeaks_Fury: A regular klaxon.
🔗 19:58OneirosGolem: Sweet Feast at the start of your next fight?
🔗 19:58tehcrashxor: Hi Alex!
🔗 19:59RoastedGravy: NO ITEMS, FOX ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION GO!
🔗 19:59PIE_Smoogers: GET YO HELF BACK
🔗 19:59 Ylegm: Oh Noes it's AAREX!
🔗 19:59 hascow: Alex,was it difficult to play Cameron in the sketch today?
🔗 19:59Lynks_9: I can understand losing the items for competitiveness, but surely the ability to fight on varied maps expresses better skill than a blank, stright line?
🔗 19:59 CaptainSpam: Where your main concern is that Donkey Kong is pummeling Pikachu senseless, not exactly how many i-frames each attack gives.
🔗 19:59 I_Am_Clockwork: oh hey alex
🔗 19:59ti36negi: walk in the middle of teh hall to avoid bullets
🔗 19:59Walkingharder: So "Heather" get s a phone call and now we have Alex!
🔗 19:59TAOTheCrab: RoastedGravy: those are always the worst words
🔗 19:59RoastedGravy:

🔗 19:59thediammondpiggy: what's fat I go u
🔗 19:59CoyoteSans: The Maaaan... with the GOOOOLDEN GUUUUN!
🔗 19:59 Zanzabar_: I'm watching on my phone and I thought it was on my end
🔗 19:59 plummeting_sloth: So this is what it's like... when bullets cry
🔗 19:59Caleb_QDC: @Roastedgravy Who's your smash go-to? Mine was Lucario/Jigglepuff in brawl, but I'm going full Pokemon to start
🔗 19:59Blabbss: Black and White Emo Kirby is best Kirby. He eats to cover up the pain, and just wants to throw himself off ledges. He's a fun way to spice up a random match.
🔗 19:59lordlundar: hascow in Melee, CPU Ganondorf at handicap 9 difficulty 9, player at handicap 3, Hyrule Temple. No items.
🔗 19:59 Dandinstorm12: Yeah, how convenient, a "phone call" happens and Alex shows up
🔗 19:59 hascow: that sounds terrible
🔗 20:00 CantWearHats: wait...what if detachable boobs ARE real and Heather has been Alex this WHOLE TIME
🔗 20:00PIE_Smoogers:
Use vivian she's GDLK 
🔗 20:00Arclight_Dynamo: Can you just do that shadow thing with Vivian and have the bullets go over you?
🔗 20:00 Dandinstorm12: CWH, you're late to this party
🔗 20:00 squaredotcube: just farm 'em for the star points
🔗 20:00thediammondpiggy: what's fat ugly and has hair in awkward places?
🔗 20:00 CantWearHats:

🔗 20:00PIE_Smoogers: Seriously upgrade vivian to the max game is 2ez
🔗 20:00RoastedGravy: Caleb_QDC: In Brawl I used Lucas and Falco most of the time. In Melee it was Falco and Link, and in the new Smash Demo definitely Villager.
🔗 20:00 CaptainSpam: My mains in Brawl were Kirby and Dedede, though I mostly just picked whoever. Sometimes random.
🔗 20:00lordlundar: hascow definitely not for the faint of heart. Oh I forgot, stock of 3.
🔗 20:00 Lord_Hosk: I dont know why but when I worked at dominoes people would leave their phones on the counter all the time. then they would call their phone and we would answer "hello, the person this phone belongs to left their phone at domios pizza" it would always be the person calling on their friends phone and they would NEVER believe us that it was dominos. this happened like 25-30 times.
🔗 20:00thediammondpiggy: yomamma
🔗 20:01TAOTheCrab: Lucas and Toon Link 4 lyfe
🔗 20:01 plummeting_sloth: you vivian to duck the dakka?
🔗 20:01 Dandinstorm12: That's what ya get for working at Dominos Hosk
🔗 20:01RoastedGravy: R.I.P. Lucas in Smash. You will be missed.
🔗 20:01Lynks_9: it's all about the zelda/ ike/ link/ samus
🔗 20:01 I_Am_Clockwork: thats hilarious Lord_hosk
🔗 20:01 mercano82: Heather "I can stop anytime I want" Dery
🔗 20:01 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 20:01PIE_Smoogers: Upgraded fiery jinx is way too good especially against the final boss
🔗 20:01 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 20:01 LordoftheFros: Wow, Hosk. I've never had that problem and I work at Domino's currently.
🔗 20:01Caleb_QDC: @Roastedgravy I've been spamming Pikachu, but I'm having trouble with l9 comps or multiples. He seems a fair bit smaller
🔗 20:01 ritchards: Beej is bad at video games
🔗 20:01NeuterCommuter: Star power is easy to come by, don't feel bad about blowing through it.
🔗 20:01 CantWearHats:
RoastedGravy, but Ness has Lucas's moves as custome movesets...that's basically the same right? 
🔗 20:01 Lord_Hosk: Like you were here less than an hour ago, why would you not believe me?
🔗 20:01Pokemc03: Hey guys! How aer you all tonight?
🔗 20:01 LordoftheFros: That's hilarious, though.
🔗 20:02 Nightvalien28: Hosk have you seen the amount of people microwaved their phones, people are irresponsible
🔗 20:02MadWaltz: I liked Lucas better than Ness in Brawl, though I figured he'd likely get cut
🔗 20:02Blabbss: In melee, my mains were Link/Young Link with Emo Kirby and Jigglypuff as backups when I want to try and troll people.
🔗 20:02 featherweight_: Father Beej
🔗 20:02 sorinisswift:

🔗 20:02Caleb_QDC: @Roastedgravy Slower*
🔗 20:02 CantWearHats: Beej "father jack" Dery
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: Piss! Feck! Arse! ... ... ... dinks.
🔗 20:02 I_Am_Clockwork: such salt
🔗 20:02RoastedGravy: I must wonder why they made Dark Pit a playable fighter for the upcoming Smash. Seems weird.
🔗 20:02 LordoftheFros: All we get at my Domino's are scammers trying to get free food.
🔗 20:02 Grescheks: I think Beej just channeled Kathleen for a bit
🔗 20:02 Antitonic: Hey, can I join in? Hell Damn Fart!
🔗 20:02BenByTheWay: Is heather wearing Alex's hat?
🔗 20:02Pokemc03:
that is berrer 
🔗 20:02mtvcdm: The characters that are too close to being clones need to hit the sidelines.
🔗 20:02 Nightvalien28: alex what are you playing tomorrow?
🔗 20:02 hascow: Dark Pit and Dr. Mario are my only complaints
🔗 20:02 Piperlyon: wait, what game is this?
🔗 20:02CoyoteSans: I think Sakurai is really proud of creating Dark Pit.
🔗 20:03 Piperlyon: that she's talking about
🔗 20:03 Dandinstorm12: Alright chat, Beej, Alex, I have improve to go too, enjoy Paper Mario
🔗 20:03 Damullet14: I really hope Dark Pit is actually just a malevolent chasm
🔗 20:03Lightspeeddash: Dark Pit and Dr. Mario are just original movesets from melee
🔗 20:03Caleb_QDC: Heather: The new Theatrythm? I played with that demo, seems like it will consume my soul soon.
🔗 20:03Lightspeeddash: or brawl
🔗 20:03RoastedGravy: hascow: It's not that I'm complaining, but I find it weird they included more clones this time around.
🔗 20:03 Bawkbawkboo1: Beej: after dark
🔗 20:03 Lord_Hosk: Did you hear that three people in New York filed a lawsuit against Apple because they microwaved their phones based on the thing they saw on the internet and its apples fault for not telling them not to do that.
🔗 20:03 Nightvalien28: you hit them till they die
🔗 20:03PIE_Smoogers: Dark pit is stupid but dr mario is actually unique
🔗 20:03Lightspeeddash: Broshi
🔗 20:03Feaddict92: Use the Hammer, Beej
🔗 20:03 hascow: I think there's only 3 clones?
🔗 20:03 squaredotcube: !advice
🔗 20:03 LRRbot: The glowy thing.
🔗 20:03 hascow: two of which are Dark Pit and Dr. Mario
🔗 20:03 MrPhlip: Vivian ignores armour, iirc?
🔗 20:03Mowdownjoe: High armor = Hello, Ms. Mowz!
🔗 20:03 plummeting_sloth: Lie... it's a highlander hat. There can be only one
🔗 20:03 ritchards: earth quake it
🔗 20:03Walkingharder: Beej is secretly Kathleen and Heather is secretly Alex!
🔗 20:03 Nightvalien28: I have the felling that those people will lose that suit
🔗 20:04 Dandinstorm12: Cya
🔗 20:04 LordoftheFros: Ms Mowz has an attack that ignores armor, Beej.
🔗 20:04 CantWearHats: an embroidered chicken certainly sounds like something Alex *should* have on his hat though
🔗 20:04Mowdownjoe: Or Supernova them out.
🔗 20:04Lightspeeddash: Beej use QuakeHAMMAH
🔗 20:04BenByTheWay: The embroidered chicken sounds cool
🔗 20:04RoastedGravy: I understand getting some Kid Icarus representation, so why not someone like Magnus? That would've been badass!
🔗 20:04tehcrashxor: That would explain why I've never seen Beej and Kathleen together...
🔗 20:04PIE_Smoogers: Use showstopper for these kinds of fights
🔗 20:04OneirosGolem: Broshi or Ms. Mowz seem good.
🔗 20:04 Nightvalien28: alex need a skeleton forbiddden symbol thing
🔗 20:04OneirosGolem: Oh, or Showstopper!
🔗 20:04 Sarah_Serinde: CWH don't tempt me...
🔗 20:04 Antitonic: Dr. Beej, should I buy a movie-grade skeleton with a hat and glasses, and ship it to "Past Alex" at the moonbase?
🔗 20:04 CantWearHats: it's very in keeping with today's sketch
🔗 20:04Arclight_Dynamo: Beejleen and Heathex.
🔗 20:04 Nightvalien28: like a no parking symbol but with a skeleton
🔗 20:04 CantWearHats: starring Beej as Kathleen
🔗 20:04BaronVonRatsworth: Alex fell in combat to an Ancient evil and Heather is carrying on his fight. She is wearing the hat of her fallen comrade in arms.
🔗 20:04 I_Am_Clockwork: always butts
🔗 20:05 CantWearHats: and Heather as Alex
🔗 20:05amythist: could also use Broshi to inhale one and shoot it at the other
🔗 20:05 CantWearHats: the part of James will be played by Paul's Beard
🔗 20:05 ritchards: Has anyone seen Beej and Heather together?
🔗 20:05 Nightvalien28: yay
🔗 20:05 Dandinstorm12: And Graham by Andy
🔗 20:05 LadyRhian: Beejleen
🔗 20:05VictorVonZeppelin: Apart from in Today's LRR episode, of course
🔗 20:05 Damullet14: Alex! you're back!
🔗 20:05Lightspeeddash: Quake Hammer Beej
🔗 20:05Brandonbacon2: Hi i am new
🔗 20:05tehcrashxor: Lick his face! For the chat!
🔗 20:05ti36negi: use broshi's gulp
🔗 20:05Walkingharder: Lick it!
🔗 20:05RoastedGravy: CantWearHats: I though I was Paul's beard.
🔗 20:05 cyberpunkpilot: do it
🔗 20:05CoyoteSans: We appear to be trapped in an infinite recursion of time.
🔗 20:05Abcxyq: Doo iiiiit
🔗 20:05 Zeke229: Lickitung it
🔗 20:05 CantWearHats: RoastedGravy, you're the eyebrows, thought you got the memo
🔗 20:06 plummeting_sloth: I've never seen any two LRR members in the same room. This and all prior streams with two people have been delusions
🔗 20:06RoastedGravy: The AdmiralMemo?
🔗 20:06Omnipotenttrevor: I think this Week's LRR videos was one of the better ones in a while.
🔗 20:06NeuterCommuter: Art Attack
🔗 20:06 LordoftheFros: GIF IT!
🔗 20:06 CantWearHats: !tilt
🔗 20:06 LRRbot:
6 tilts for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 20:06Arclight_Dynamo: Can he "gulp the cannon" or is it too big? Really? We're asking that?
🔗 20:06 Nightvalien28: !tilt
🔗 20:06 LRRbot: nightvalien28: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:06OneirosGolem: Broshi can gulp anything, if you only believe.
🔗 20:06 VmKid: "Can he gulp that? Is he too big?" -Brendon "Beej" Dery, 2014
🔗 20:06 LordoftheFros: Gif that face!
🔗 20:06Walkingharder: Is that a tilt?
🔗 20:06 Bawkbawkboo1:

🔗 20:06 Nightvalien28: total tilt
🔗 20:06 cyberpunkpilot: to be fare its bigger then he is
🔗 20:06OneirosGolem: Star power: Showstopper
🔗 20:06CoyoteSans: G. Bullet Bill Launcher for Smash! "He's too big."
🔗 20:06 Nightvalien28: full tilt mode
🔗 20:06 Erictheorange: !scrub
🔗 20:06 I_Am_Clockwork: ERF
🔗 20:06Romangoro: Wait, no! Heather is actually Evil Alex!
🔗 20:06Feaddict92: That's a tilt
🔗 20:06mnemonicman: Beej tilt
🔗 20:06 Lord_Hosk: "Can he gulp that? is it too big to fit in his mouth?" "AWWWWW FFFFFFFFF AWWWOOOOOOO"
🔗 20:06 LadyRhian: PjSalt
🔗 20:06 Antitonic: Ffffffff-bum
🔗 20:06mtvcdm: Beej just tilted harder than a pinball machine.
🔗 20:06 LRRbot: lord_hosk: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:06 cyberpunkpilot: *** i hate having panic attacks.
🔗 20:06Lightspeeddash:

🔗 20:07 LadyRhian: JPSalt
🔗 20:07 LadyRhian:

🔗 20:07lordlundar:
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! WE HAVE GONE FULL TILT! 
🔗 20:07 Nightvalien28: cyberpunkpilot, you ok there mate?
🔗 20:07RoastedGravy: Beej, I thought it was common sense that YOSHIS DON'T EAT FREAKING CANNONS!\
🔗 20:07 cyberpunkpilot: yea im just scared about this move
🔗 20:07 Piperlyon: Beej just needs him some Fudge 'Ems
🔗 20:07 CantWearHats: RoastedGravy, I'd be careful if I were you
🔗 20:07 VmKid: Does Ms. Mowz make Goomba noises?
🔗 20:07Pokemc03: so we are waluigi now? i like luigi!
🔗 20:07 I_Am_Clockwork:

🔗 20:07 cyberpunkpilot: i might need to vist the liquor store
🔗 20:07Arclight_Dynamo: Cyberpunkpilot: Deep breaths, in through the nose, out the mouth. Lie down if you can.
🔗 20:07mtvcdm: What a stylish slap upside the cannon's head that was.
🔗 20:07 ritchards: Just Fudg em out!
🔗 20:07RoastedGravy: Yes sir, Mr. CantWearHats, sir.
🔗 20:07 LordoftheFros:

🔗 20:07Feaddict92: Bobbery is absolutely amazing throughout the late game.
🔗 20:08 Laserbeaks_Fury: Whoa
🔗 20:08 Lord_Hosk:
Calm all three of your tits 
🔗 20:08 cyberpunkpilot: lol at least i can stalk LRR after i move, ( im kidding of course)
🔗 20:08 plummeting_sloth: Beej, calm your detachable tits
🔗 20:08Lightspeeddash:
much
very 
🔗 20:08 VmKid:
Beej is
y
🔗 20:08Omnipotenttrevor: Use koops to get item
🔗 20:08 jonnykefka: meanwhile, my computer crashed and erased six hours of progress in XCom
🔗 20:08 jonnykefka: well I'm going to put that down for a bit
🔗 20:08 Nightvalien28: cyberpunkpilot, yeah there will be lrr around also canada is great
🔗 20:08 cyberpunkpilot:
thank you@Arclight_dynamo thank you 
🔗 20:08 CantWearHats: take your tits off, put them in the fridge, calm them down
🔗 20:08Lightspeeddash: use Koops
🔗 20:08 mercano82: Fights with Spikes? What is this, Buffy?
🔗 20:08 VmKid:

🔗 20:08CoyoteSans: Gee. Thanks.
🔗 20:08 cyberpunkpilot:
i am moving to there home town after all 
🔗 20:08Arclight_Dynamo: Cyberpunkpilot: Hey, I've been there.
🔗 20:08AlexanderDitto: Use Koops to get the badge.
🔗 20:08BenByTheWay: Playing on the old N64 I would blister my hand on this sort of thing
🔗 20:08AlexanderDitto: USE KOOPS BEEJ. USE KOOPS
🔗 20:08 Laserbeaks_Fury: Detachable Boobies...
🔗 20:08 LordoftheFros: Vivian or Koops should be able to get that
🔗 20:08 LRRbot:
7 tilts for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 20:08Lynks_9: Cantwearhats, utilise freezer for rapid results
🔗 20:08CoyoteSans: Koops?
🔗 20:08 LordoftheFros: Or that works
🔗 20:08 Nightvalien28: cyberpunkpilot, wait till you get all the sweet craft beer bro
🔗 20:08 VmKid: So beej has pretty much thrown the censor out the window.
🔗 20:08 Piperlyon: Beej, you must reduce the stress upon your mammaries, take a break.
🔗 20:09OneirosGolem: Beej: Koops to grab.
🔗 20:09Lightspeeddash: !tilt
🔗 20:09 LRRbot: lightspeeddash: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:09 LadyRhian: Beej- Spike Shild
🔗 20:09OneirosGolem: Oh, nevermind. Got there.
🔗 20:09 jonnykefka: XCom does this thing if yoru computer crashes while you're playing where it might corrupt your most recent save. I don't stagger-save, so...at least I had the one I made six hours of playtime ago?
🔗 20:09Mowdownjoe: Insanity is going the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
🔗 20:09 cyberpunkpilot: lol thank you but i don't drink beer. im looking forward to the pot to be perfectly honest
🔗 20:09RoastedGravy: Is a maze!
🔗 20:09 I_Am_Clockwork: this reminds me of Dragon's Lair
🔗 20:09 squaredotcube: Vivian it
🔗 20:09Lightspeeddash: one could call this A-Maze-Ing
🔗 20:09 Ylegm: bat is not frand!
🔗 20:09 VmKid: Beej's bitter tears are amusing.
🔗 20:09mtvcdm: You can't move when shadowed, so Vivian isn't the answer here.
🔗 20:09 cyberpunkpilot: beejs bitter tears are like bitter bears
🔗 20:09 cyberpunkpilot: beers
🔗 20:10 Erictheorange: bat is made out of palm fronds
🔗 20:10 Lord_Hosk: You are paper thin... how do those spikes hurt you?
🔗 20:10 cyberpunkpilot: beers for bears
🔗 20:10CoyoteSans: Carmen MouseDiego.
🔗 20:10 VmKid: Bless you Beej
🔗 20:10 cyberpunkpilot: yea hosk is right you could just walk right throuh them
🔗 20:10 Nightvalien28: they are also paper thin and he gets paper cuts
🔗 20:10 cyberpunkpilot: paper cuts are the worst
🔗 20:10RoastedGravy: Lord_Hosk: Maybe they're two-dimensional?
🔗 20:10mtvcdm: The spikes are cardboard. Cardboard cuts are even worse than paper cuts.
🔗 20:10 I_Am_Clockwork: alright gang, ive got to take off. good night. GOODBYE CREEPY COMPUTER FRIEEEEEND
🔗 20:10mikedaveharris: made of paper and fire has no effect
🔗 20:10 Nightvalien28: good night I_Am_Clockwork
🔗 20:11 cyberpunkpilot: i wonder if clock work brother is clock work orange
🔗 20:11 VmKid: If that had sent him back to the start I would have laughed hard.
🔗 20:11PIE_Smoogers:
Almost 
🔗 20:11RoastedGravy: Same here.
🔗 20:11 CantWearHats:
beej so 
🔗 20:11 LadyRhian: Use Vivuan?
🔗 20:11Lightspeeddash:

🔗 20:11Anaerin:
So much 
🔗 20:12 plummeting_sloth: yeah, do patronize Beej. We, the subscribers, Patronize Beej
🔗 20:12 Erictheorange: Awww that woulda been a classic momment.
🔗 20:12 RealGamerCow: Worst papercut(s) I've seen is someone who fell and leaned their hand against a spinning roll of paper.
🔗 20:12 Piperlyon: wait, what was that about a Patreon?
🔗 20:12 sorinisswift:
Beej please...

🔗 20:12lordlundar:
If Heather thinks this stage is going to break Beej just wait till the end boss. 
🔗 20:12Lightspeeddash:

🔗 20:12 LordoftheFros:
Beej is the Lord of
!
🔗 20:12Lynks_9: piperlyuon, it was a joke about heather patronising him
🔗 20:12 VmKid: That Allstate ad with the guy who has a freakishly large hand... just wat
🔗 20:12mtvcdm: Beej has a Patreon? I only knew about Tally's.
🔗 20:12 Piperlyon: ah, thanks Lynks_9
🔗 20:13 MrPhlip:
doctaPepper
🔗 20:13 MrPhlip: wait, why didn't that work
🔗 20:13 MrPhlip:

🔗 20:13 MrPhlip: there it is
🔗 20:14 Damullet14: The first four times I saw this ad for Gracepoint, i was intrigued to see David Tennant playing a grizzled american detective
🔗 20:14 Piperlyon:
🔗 20:14 Damullet14: it's losing its allure now that we're on 6
🔗 20:16J_S_Bach:
so it turns out New Brunswick can't figure out how to hold an election 
🔗 20:16OneirosGolem: Question: are there any fights that require the Spike Barrier badge from this point on?
🔗 20:16Lynks_9: a quick question, do you have to do anything special to make someon'e name appear with a black backing?
🔗 20:16Arclight_Dynamo: Pffft. I'm holding out until I can see David Tennant playing a Mountie.
🔗 20:16OneirosGolem: Just type the name out in its entirety, Lynks_9
🔗 20:17 Damullet14: Arclight_dynamo: I'd watch that
🔗 20:17 Fracaswell: a Broadchurch remake for every country!
🔗 20:17OneirosGolem: Re: Spike Barrier - Because I'm looking at the wiki, and I think we're out of spiked enemies.
🔗 20:18Walkingharder: I watched Broadchruch and loved it. Won't watch the remake though, I am certain it would spoil it for me
🔗 20:18Atifexe: At least the Broadchurch remake still has David Tennant?
🔗 20:19 Fracaswell: I'd still watch it, if only for David Tennant.
🔗 20:19Walkingharder: Truth, and I am not saying it would be bad either. Just don't think I'd enjoy anything being changed in it
🔗 20:19Atifexe: That's fair.
🔗 20:19 suffix_: Good evening Chat!
🔗 20:20Atifexe: Good evening, Suffix_!
🔗 20:20 Piperlyon: hello Suffix_
🔗 20:20 suffix_: Seems like an exciting evening.
🔗 20:21 TStodden: Anybody know when Heather's Hoard will continue?
🔗 20:21 suffix_: Has someone reminded Beej to remove his money holster yet?
🔗 20:21 Piperlyon: I feel like this commercial break is longer than usual due to excessive anger
🔗 20:21Walkingharder: So what is Beej doing right now? Let's speculate
🔗 20:21OneirosGolem: Suffix: Yes, but if you ask nicely he may do so again.
🔗 20:22 Lord_Hosk: Right now Beej is eating a can of spam with a spork
🔗 20:22 saweeks: Beej eats nuts
🔗 20:22MadWaltz: Out of fire and into the...water
🔗 20:23Dynemanti: The term is HANGRY
🔗 20:23OneirosGolem: You could also use Vivian here, maybe?
🔗 20:23 Yumore: oh man this section always took me way too long to get through
🔗 20:23 MrPhlip: Money wallets are the second best kind of wallets.
🔗 20:23 Piperlyon: MrPhlip: what's the best kind?
🔗 20:23RoastedGravy: <message deleted>A wallet wallet!
🔗 20:24Arclight_Dynamo: Fire bad!
🔗 20:24CoyoteSans: So... we aren't still wearing the anti-fire badges, right?
🔗 20:24Dynemanti: HANGRY is a real thing
🔗 20:24lordlundar: Bleck? No that's the next game.
🔗 20:24 Piperlyon: but... stand in the fire, DPS higher
🔗 20:24CoyoteSans: Beej am go too far!
🔗 20:24 Ylegm: I've been hangry a few times
🔗 20:24RoastedGravy <message deleted>applauds lordlundar
🔗 20:24 TStodden: Coyote, There was an ice area before this.
🔗 20:25mtvcdm: Oh, this will go well.
🔗 20:25 Damullet14: Pro-beej is pro
🔗 20:25 ritchards: Supereffective!
🔗 20:25 Nightvalien28: pro skills so
🔗 20:25OneirosGolem: Wow. I thought that would be harder. Nice job!
🔗 20:25Walkingharder: Beej is such the pro!
🔗 20:25 Lord_Hosk: You see heather over thousands of years of society men, being the more physically dominating has led to a cultural norms being established such as asking for help being a sign of weakness. Even in modern society these things remain...
🔗 20:25 Piperlyon: no traps here
🔗 20:25lordlundar: No, you WISH it was traps.
🔗 20:25Whoomae1: what lies beyond: bit.ly/T3rVj7
🔗 20:25ti36negi: where are all of your super cooked items?
🔗 20:26 LadyRhian: Like
Spikes?
🔗 20:26mtvcdm: Yum. Mushroom jerky.
🔗 20:26 Piperlyon: I want Hyrule Warriors so much, but I don't have a Wii U
🔗 20:26 Damullet14: Lord_hosk: I got completely garden pathed there and assumed you were insinuating Heather was some kind of time lord
🔗 20:26 suffix_: Aw! I love dry bones!
🔗 20:26CoyoteSans: Hyrule Warriors: Starring the most bishie Link.
🔗 20:26 MrPhlip: Heather: That reminds me, I need to go to the post office, I think I have a scarf to pick up
🔗 20:26tehcrashxor: Beej, don't become skeleton racist like Alex
🔗 20:26 Nightvalien28: alex would freak his *** out
🔗 20:26 LordoftheFros:
So many Dry Bones. Oh, Alex! We have a thing you need to see! 
🔗 20:26Arclight_Dynamo: Smash cut to bleached white skelemangs.
🔗 20:26 Lord_Hosk: Heather isnt a Time Lord?
🔗 20:27 squaredotcube: Smash cut to bleached white Mario?
🔗 20:27Omnipotenttrevor: use star power
🔗 20:27 ritchards: star power power
🔗 20:27StarFreak359: are you suggesting a BLEACHED WHITE SKELETON?
🔗 20:27OneirosGolem: Use a star power?
🔗 20:27RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Lord_Hosk: She's a Highlander. It explains so much!
🔗 20:274dSwissCheese: Heal?
🔗 20:27malcairad: doctaGalss everyone
🔗 20:27Arclight_Dynamo:
Remember kids: scarves might be warm, but they're also really COOL. 
🔗 20:27malcairad:

🔗 20:27 ritchards: tattle
🔗 20:28smashbro188: im stuck at .5 seconds every half second
🔗 20:28RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Shoudl've called him Blue Bones.
🔗 20:28Dynemanti: i mean its fairly easy, do you have two hearts?
🔗 20:28OneirosGolem: Feast
🔗 20:28CoyoteSans: my bones. your bones. dark bones. bones bones.
🔗 20:28Walkingharder: Heather, do you have a stop watch you never look at?
🔗 20:28Walkingharder: pocketwatch'
🔗 20:28Lightspeeddash: hmm seems grom
🔗 20:28 saweeks: Are you saying he blue himself
🔗 20:29 Lord_Hosk: I have developed the ability to leap through time 3-6 hours at a time, rarely I can push that to over 8 hours in a single jump
🔗 20:29 Nightvalien28: go full tremor
🔗 20:29ti36negi: use quake hammer more
🔗 20:29RoastedGravy: <message deleted>I'm still going 1 minute every minute. Maybe I'm not flexing my time muscles well.
🔗 20:29Lightspeeddash: cut to bleached white skeleton?
🔗 20:29 Yumore: if it were up to me... big vivian fire
🔗 20:29MadWaltz: You need to kill it with fire or explosions it said
🔗 20:29 LordoftheFros: dead
🔗 20:29Arclight_Dynamo:
Hosk: Holy crap, you're like that guy from Quantum Leap! Or, like, Sliders! 
🔗 20:29Mowdownjoe: !death
🔗 20:29 LRRbot:
11 deaths for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 20:29 ritchards: !death
🔗 20:29 LRRbot: ritchards: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:29Omnipotenttrevor: Beej you had full star power that whole battle
🔗 20:29 TStodden: I'm going at 1.000000001 sec / sec right now...
🔗 20:29OneirosGolem: Thump.
🔗 20:29 suffix_: Kill it with fire?
🔗 20:29 Bawkbawkboo1: !death
🔗 20:29 LRRbot: bawkbawkboo1: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:29OneirosGolem: Next time, for reference: Sweet Feast.
🔗 20:29 Yumore: chat needs you Beej
🔗 20:30 Bawkbawkboo1: didn't see it
🔗 20:30Omnipotenttrevor: Could have treated, tremored, novad
🔗 20:30Mowdownjoe: Beej... You could've healed...
🔗 20:30 LordoftheFros: Would a quake hammer have done the trick or were their defenses too high for that?
🔗 20:30Walkingharder: Chat needs so much Beej a week to stay alive and healthy
🔗 20:30DarkMorford:
detected
🔗 20:30RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Two words, Beej: Life. Shrooms.
🔗 20:30Lightspeeddash: has chat told beej he can jump the bars 10x for coins, not a good idea or worth it but stuff
🔗 20:30 LordoftheFros: ALso, re-tattle
🔗 20:30malcairad: s Graham her?
🔗 20:30Lightspeeddash: roasted gravy where's a Shop in The Thousand Year Door?
🔗 20:30Mowdownjoe: Maybe exit the dungeon and heal and upgrade?
🔗 20:30lordlundar: Beej, this is what happens when you listen to the chat regarding what upgrade to choose on level up.
🔗 20:30OneirosGolem: Koops, I think Bobbery also doesn't touch.
🔗 20:30 Yumore: Beej is like vegetables
🔗 20:31CoyoteSans: Bobbery is The Man.
🔗 20:31ti36negi: should we go back to shop and get items in storage?
🔗 20:31 LordoftheFros: You need to tattle the enemies again, Beej.
🔗 20:31 TStodden: Go back & stock up on Zess Deluxe or Jelly Ultras?
🔗 20:31RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Lightspeeddash: That's what the interludes are for!
🔗 20:31Lightspeeddash: did he do interlude?
🔗 20:31 suffix_: Butt stuff? Come on chat...
🔗 20:32Lightspeeddash: yes Prefix Butt stuff also meant to write still
🔗 20:32BaronVonRatsworth: I heard you needed some bones so I but some bones in your bones
🔗 20:32RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Which is exactly why he is scrubbing through Chapter 8, Lightspeeddash.
🔗 20:32 ritchards: Beej Beej he's our man, if he can't get it, hopefully Heather can!
🔗 20:32StarFreak359: Beej: skeleton racist confirmed?
🔗 20:32Arclight_Dynamo: Heather's Hopelog?
🔗 20:33 TStodden: If you like this chapter so far, just wait for Chapter 11: The Quest for More Money!
🔗 20:33Lightspeeddash: telling him Life Shrooms is no help
🔗 20:33 ritchards: !powah
🔗 20:33 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 20:33RoastedGravy: <message deleted>But he MUST KNOW OF THE SHROOMS!
🔗 20:33Lightspeeddash: he knows of them he doesn't have them
🔗 20:34CoyoteSans: He had one, but Goombella ate it.
🔗 20:34RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Well, he needed to stock up on items. But he didn't.
🔗 20:34 Lord_Hosk: the depopulation of those guys,,, it will take generations for them to recover,
🔗 20:34CoyoteSans: They're already dead.
🔗 20:34OneirosGolem: Vivian or Bobbery.
🔗 20:34Lightspeeddash: Goombella always eats it i was on floor 95 or something in the Pit of 100 Trials she used up so many I got gaem Ova
🔗 20:34TAOTheCrab: that's skeleton-ist
🔗 20:34RoastedGravy: <message deleted>CoyoteSans: Well, now they're dead dead.
🔗 20:35Mowdownjoe: Heal plz...
🔗 20:35 ritchards:

🔗 20:35 Lord_Hosk: heather is best!
🔗 20:35tehcrashxor: Way to go Alex!
🔗 20:35 LordoftheFros:

🔗 20:35 Nightvalien28:

🔗 20:35Walkingharder: We did it for once!
🔗 20:35 Yumore: ha secret wife tech
🔗 20:35 Neural_Engineer:

🔗 20:35RoastedGravy: <message deleted>!diamond
🔗 20:35 LRRbot:
3 diamonds for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 20:36OneirosGolem: Nice! You even had star power to refill!
🔗 20:36Walkingharder: Alex is Beej's goodluck charm!
🔗 20:36Lightspeeddash: HP
🔗 20:36tehcrashxor: Moar BP
🔗 20:36Arclight_Dynamo: FP'
🔗 20:36Omnipotenttrevor: BP
🔗 20:36ContrarianKing: HP
🔗 20:36 sticks_abuser: BP
🔗 20:36AlexanderDitto: HP
🔗 20:36 Nightvalien28: HP
🔗 20:36 suffix_: BeejPoint!
🔗 20:36RoastedGravy: <message deleted>Diamonds are for BINGO!, right?
🔗 20:36 LordoftheFros: Totes HP
🔗 20:36SgtCommanderson: HP
🔗 20:36Lightspeeddash: eff BP you have enough BP GO HP
🔗 20:36mtvcdm: BP and get Multibounce back.
🔗 20:36AlexanderDitto: You're dying too often. HP.
🔗 20:36 Yumore: BP multibounce
🔗 20:36 Ravingpenguin: HP
🔗 20:36RoastedGravy: <message deleted>GUTS
🔗 20:36 Neural_Engineer: HP
🔗 20:36Lightspeeddash: HP
🔗 20:36RoastedGravy: <message deleted>PSI
🔗 20:36 cyberpunkpilot: HP
🔗 20:36 TodayIamRee: beep beep
🔗 20:36 Damullet14: better compromise, FP
🔗 20:36RoastedGravy: <message deleted>VITALITY
🔗 20:36amythist: BP lets you reequip some of the stuff yyou took off for the newmoves
🔗 20:36TheHauntedTank: STR
🔗 20:36mtvcdm: It's all over the map.
🔗 20:37 LadyRhian: HP is good.
🔗 20:37 Piperlyon: slam Charisma
🔗 20:37Walkingharder: Always mystery box!
🔗 20:37 suffix_: Eff the mystery box better be an option
🔗 20:37questhere: mystery box
🔗 20:37RoastedGravy: <message deleted>http://strawpoll.me/2628296
🔗 20:37Lynks_9: invalid straw poll, doesn't have mystery box
🔗 20:37RoastedGravy: <message deleted>God dammit
🔗 20:37OneirosGolem: Beej: For badges, unequip Spike Barrier, I'm very certain there aren't spiked enemies from here on.
🔗 20:37 Yumore: we have swept the salt and our colesterol has returned to a managable state
🔗 20:37Abcxyq: Screw you, I voted Mystery Box
🔗 20:37 TStodden: Grr... stupid mobile chat NOT allowing to click links!
🔗 20:37 suffix_: Wallet time?
🔗 20:37CoyoteSans: Huh, chat actually overcame its BP-lust for once.
🔗 20:37lordlundar:
RoastedGravy you jelly? 
🔗 20:37mtvcdm: HP looks like it has a healthy lead.
🔗 20:38 squaredotcube: LP
🔗 20:38 LordoftheFros: HP's crushing the straw poll
🔗 20:38RoastedGravy: Yes, I am.
🔗 20:38 Lord_Hosk: Roasted that as just to avoid the confusion
🔗 20:38 Lord_Hosk: you did nothing bad
🔗 20:38Mowdownjoe: I just saw the title of my strawpoll. I is sad now.
🔗 20:38RoastedGravy:
It's cool, Lord_Hosk. 
🔗 20:38Omnipotenttrevor: HP will only help if Beej makes sure to have lots of healing along
🔗 20:38 jonnykefka: mowdownjoe it's perfect I don't know what you're taling about
🔗 20:38Lightspeeddash: the game is about to throw so many ultra shrooms at him its not funny
🔗 20:38 tyloncorp: What was the name of the game? I hit a buffer
🔗 20:38 suffix_: What gsme is this Beej?
🔗 20:39 tyloncorp: this sounds super cute
🔗 20:39mtvcdm: Mowdownjoe, I say the sidewalk should be level. I hate falling into curbside sewers.
🔗 20:39 VmKid: I have a strawpoll of my own but I'll wait until this one's finished to post it.
🔗 20:39 LRRbot: Currently playing: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (rating 96%)
🔗 20:39 jonnykefka: By the way HP wins
🔗 20:39 jonnykefka: !game good
🔗 20:39 LRRbot: Rating for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog is now 96% (91/95)
🔗 20:39 Lord_Hosk: I think the choice is clear
🔗 20:39Lightspeeddash: !game good
🔗 20:39 LordoftheFros: Hp obliterated the competition.
🔗 20:39CoyoteSans: So, you turned it into an Idle Game?
🔗 20:39 Fracaswell: Beej: have you tried 10000000 (ten million) ? Similar to that, but crossed with a match-three puzzle game. Great for mobile.
🔗 20:39OneirosGolem: Dear Dr. Beej: For badges, Spike Barrier is actually not needed anymore, so you could salvage 3 BP that way.
🔗 20:39Omnipotenttrevor: Well now that you've gotten HP, you can take off one of those HP Pluses for spare BP
🔗 20:39 TStodden: Minute Quest IS on Android for free.
🔗 20:39 MrPhlip: "mimic quest"? I can't find it, I think I might have misheard the name
🔗 20:40 MrPhlip: oh, "minute"?
🔗 20:40 Piperlyon: MrPhlip Minute Quest
🔗 20:40Arclight_Dynamo:
So, like, Progress Quest? 
🔗 20:40Meyari: I just found MinuteQuest for iOS
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: Rating for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog is now 96% (91/95)
🔗 20:40RoastedGravy: Mystery Box is leading, VmKid. However, Mystery Box is not too far behind, but Mystery Box is doing pretty badly.
🔗 20:40malcairad: "You like it. I like it. I just don't like it on the phone." lol
🔗 20:40 Ironmanphoenix: vmkid, what a strange social experiment
🔗 20:41Lightspeeddash: hold onto power punch more Golden Bullet Bills coming up
🔗 20:41 tyloncorp: i got a new android phone, this sounds cute
🔗 20:41drthvd3r: Arclight_Dynamo: I'm currently level 72 on PQ.
🔗 20:41CoyoteSans: The Dried Shroom came back/ the very next day~
🔗 20:41 squaredotcube: drop the dried shroom
🔗 20:41Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh. Nice!
🔗 20:41 Ylegm: what's the name of the game again?
🔗 20:41tehcrashxor: Hi Graham!
🔗 20:41RoastedGravy:
Good move on replacing the Shooting Star with an item that heals 1 HP
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🔗 20:41 ritchards: Hi Graham, say hi to Alex
🔗 20:41Seraph424: if you make the game automated, can you really say your "playing" it?
🔗 20:41AlexanderDitto:
Grahammmm
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🔗 20:41Foxmar320: hello Graham
🔗 20:41 VmKid: There is a Graham Sighting
🔗 20:42 Chemistring: Ylegm : Minute Quest
🔗 20:42 VmKid: Hello Graham's Torso!
🔗 20:42 cyberpunkpilot: i kinda wish we would beat it
🔗 20:42RoastedGravy: Hai Graham's abs!
🔗 20:42 hascow: Graham, can you ask Alex, who is just in front of you with a hat, whether it was hard to play as Cameron?
🔗 20:42 Piperlyon: hi Kathleen!
🔗 20:42AlexanderDitto:
Kaffleeeeeeeen
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🔗 20:42Mowdownjoe: Oh, Kathleen...
🔗 20:42DarkMorford: Hi G&K!
🔗 20:42RoastedGravy: Hai Kathleen!
🔗 20:42tehcrashxor: We've never seen Heather and Alex in the same place
🔗 20:42 Lord_Hosk: we have now seen Kathleen and Beej on the same stream
🔗 20:42Foxmar320: hi Kathleen
🔗 20:42Lightspeeddash: and Beej is Kathleen
🔗 20:42Noodles_15: Nice Hat, heather.
🔗 20:42 Piperlyon: wait... we've got Beej and Kathleen in the same place
🔗 20:42Lynks_9: hey Cameron!
🔗 20:42Walkingharder: Kathleen is just greenscreened!
🔗 20:42AlexanderDitto:
Kathleeeeeen I like your scarf!!! 
🔗 20:42Lightspeeddash: HI Camleen!
🔗 20:42Arclight_Dynamo: Piperlyon: That's just green screen, yo.
🔗 20:42 TodayIamRee: Woo! 36 hour stream!
🔗 20:42RoastedGravy: Lord_Hosk: The myth has been busted!
🔗 20:43 featherweight_: All the people here!
🔗 20:43 Yumore: Beej it is possible, but you'll be here for a while
🔗 20:43Walkingharder: Don't look at the lie!
🔗 20:43 VmKid: Gratz Beej!
🔗 20:43Walkingharder: Also congrats Beej!
🔗 20:43 PMAvers: Oh my god, the new Steam storefront is amazing.
🔗 20:43 RealGamerCow: The game's new title is "Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, Still"
🔗 20:43lordlundar:
See Heather! It's not just us! Even Kathleen is duped by the hat! 
🔗 20:43CoyoteSans: I think we'll need another session to reach the end. This dungeon is LONG.
🔗 20:43 saweeks: 72 hour stream confirmed
🔗 20:43 Lord_Hosk: Kathleen in case you missed the tweet. Thank you for the Kathmercial during Checkpoint+ it was very sweet
🔗 20:43 LordoftheFros: Gulp time!
🔗 20:43tehcrashxor: Kamakazee = Rage Quite
🔗 20:43Camthelion: What does the Beej do forwork?
🔗 20:43malcairad: dotaGlass Graham
🔗 20:43 TodayIamRee: RealGamerCow, "Paper Mario: Thousand Year Stream"
🔗 20:43OneirosGolem: Remember: Broshi!
🔗 20:43 cyberpunkpilot: if you do leave work you can be a full time a LRR worker
🔗 20:43AlexanderDitto:
Kathleen I like your scarf! 
🔗 20:43malcairad:
graham
🔗 20:43 Havok4: Yeah that was why I liked South Park RPG. It was basically paper mario.
🔗 20:43OneirosGolem: Great choice.
🔗 20:43 cyberpunkpilot: but funner
🔗 20:43Lightspeeddash: Beej get the !Powah
🔗 20:44 Havok4: And I love paper mario.
🔗 20:44Lightspeeddash: !Powah
🔗 20:44 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 20:44 ritchards: loose farts?
🔗 20:44 plummeting_sloth: headless graham speaks of the fart mechanic
🔗 20:44MadWaltz: No, the South Park game is specifically like Paper Mario, SMRPG was actually a bit differemt
🔗 20:44 hascow: "it's a little loose". hee hee
🔗 20:44 plummeting_sloth: my night is complete
🔗 20:44Mowdownjoe: It's hot loose ***?
🔗 20:44malcairad: Paper Mario is Mario RPG 2
🔗 20:44Omnipotenttrevor: Fart mechanic is both "loose" and "not clean". I see
🔗 20:44 sorinisswift: Grahaaaaaaammmmmmm can we play Stick of Truth on streeeeeeam?
🔗 20:44 sorinisswift:

🔗 20:44 Havok4: You guys are on a greenscreen. You could be anything.
🔗 20:44Arclight_Dynamo:
Well, Mario is a plumber. That's *kind* of like a "fart mechanic," right? 
🔗 20:44Lightspeeddash: !Powah Beej
🔗 20:44DeathNDecay1: its my dream come true, two kathleens, a gram, and some sort of alex clone
🔗 20:44 RealGamerCow: That is a nifty scarf, Kathleen
🔗 20:44 TodayIamRee: sorinisswift, Kathleen did
🔗 20:44 Sarah_Serinde: Sorinisswift Kathleen already has
🔗 20:44CoyoteSans: Art Attack?
🔗 20:44 Yumore: now the universe is falling apart and i'm eating a wallet, thank Beej
🔗 20:44 sorinisswift: I missed it?
🔗 20:44 cyberpunkpilot: heather your adorable
🔗 20:44 sorinisswift: Damn
🔗 20:44CoyoteSans: Beej used BAN HAMMER.
🔗 20:44MadWaltz: SMRPG didn't have the partner system though; it played more like a traditional rpg
🔗 20:45mtvcdm: On their "devices"?
🔗 20:45OneirosGolem: "No."
🔗 20:45 VmKid: Oh jeez are we back to talking about dildos again?
🔗 20:45RoastedGravy: Awwww. I thought it would be a Poison Mushroom so that I could say, "RACIST MUSHROOM!"
🔗 20:45 hascow: Missie has been fantastic in all the sketches I've seen her in
🔗 20:45 TodayIamRee: VmKid, did I miss dildos in chat?
🔗 20:45 TodayIamRee: Oh no!
🔗 20:45Arclight_Dynamo: Vmkid: Naw, just talking about swallowing cannons and licking devices.
🔗 20:45OneirosGolem: Oooh dear. Star power for this I think.
🔗 20:46 squaredotcube: tattle
🔗 20:46 ritchards: There's also krunk
🔗 20:46 VmKid: TodayIamRee, last week Beej was talking about dildos for some reason.
🔗 20:46 Chemistring: Crump Master Tiny!
🔗 20:46DeathNDecay1: the burnie?
🔗 20:46RoastedGravy: How about we talk about the five pound dildo Beej keeps on his mantle!
🔗 20:46Walkingharder: New desert bus dance!
🔗 20:46 TodayIamRee: Ugh, I pick one week to miss Beej's stream...
🔗 20:46 RealGamerCow: fadump
🔗 20:46Arclight_Dynamo: !lrr
🔗 20:46 plummeting_sloth: Do the 80's buddy comedy!
🔗 20:46 hascow: I watch Feed Dump on YouTube when it goes up
🔗 20:46 daneislazy: feed dump is best dump
🔗 20:46Foxmar320: Feed Dump is the besssst
🔗 20:46 Piperlyon: "It's silly this week" as if it's ever not
🔗 20:46 hascow: it took me a couple episodes to really "get it"
🔗 20:47Lynks_9: I loved the feed dump reference in last week's LRR video
🔗 20:47 cyberpunkpilot: yea i watch it on youtube
🔗 20:47smashbro188: AND ON YOUTUBE NOW
🔗 20:47 plummeting_sloth: We all remember the serious Dump... aka Down in the Dump
🔗 20:47mtvcdm: 'Good News For Stoners'. Best Feed Dump ever.
🔗 20:47smashbro188: BECSUE THE ESCAPIST CAN SUCK IT
🔗 20:47 MrPhlip: "On a very special episode of Feed Dump"...
🔗 20:47OneirosGolem: Swap her ouuuut
🔗 20:47 embyrr922: No, sadness dump was a different one from when everyone died
🔗 20:47 Havok4: Oh yeah you guys died during the van dump. That was unfortunate.
🔗 20:47 tyloncorp: My favorite one was the one where the story just utterly broke serge
🔗 20:47Mowdownjoe: SUPERNOVA
🔗 20:47 Lord_Hosk: The best part about feed dump is the rotating cast
🔗 20:47 Chemistring: Yeah, subbing in honor of flex day!
🔗 20:47 tyloncorp: you could see his brain just ashatter
🔗 20:47tehcrashxor: The Whatever Thing > Feed Dump > Phailhaus
🔗 20:47 ritchards: no pressure
🔗 20:47 VmKid: There is no Beej
🔗 20:47Arclight_Dynamo: Got too excited, popped the button too soon.
🔗 20:47 cyberpunkpilot: kathleen is the best
🔗 20:47smashbro188: stream crash as soon as he finished
🔗 20:48 plummeting_sloth: have confidence in your lack of ability
🔗 20:48 RealGamerCow: great editing tricks like the no-gun
🔗 20:48 featherweight_: the nope gun is the thing of buatiy
🔗 20:48Arclight_Dynamo: The "no gun" was fantastic.
🔗 20:49 LadyRhian: mthleen!
🔗 20:49 hascow: When do we get more #PowerSerge?
🔗 20:49TAOTheCrab: drown in your lies! Blink blink.
🔗 20:49Mowdownjoe:
Hey, Kathleen, you forgot the change the credits last week. 
🔗 20:49 LadyRhian: Camthkeen
🔗 20:49mtvcdm: 'Just No, Tally No'
🔗 20:49Lightspeeddash: Lol Joe
🔗 20:49RoastedGravy:
Graham, can you please tell Alex to put his hat back on? He looks weird without it! 
🔗 20:50 Havok4: Can you roll under these guys?
🔗 20:50Arclight_Dynamo: Can you just tube roll under the bullets?
🔗 20:50 Havok4: I cannot remember.
🔗 20:50AlexanderDitto: Use Vivian! Or tube roll.
🔗 20:50 LordShadner: tube it maybe?
🔗 20:50lordlundar: Arclight_Dynamo nope. Tube gets hit.
🔗 20:50Arclight_Dynamo: Hm.
🔗 20:50CoyoteSans: Curse you, 1 Defence!
🔗 20:50AlexanderDitto: KATHLEEN I SAID THINGS ABOUT THE AWESOME GUN EFFECTS
🔗 20:50 hascow: yay internet! it tells you all the terrible things about you! real or not!
🔗 20:50Foxmar320:
i loved the gun effects! i even told you on Twitter 
🔗 20:51 Havok4: You were missing graham.
🔗 20:51 VmKid: My roommate just walked in and said "Ugh those Bullet Bills are so annoying"
🔗 20:51RoastedGravy: Friday Nights Sans Graham.
🔗 20:51 hascow: YESS BEEJ YESSSSSS
🔗 20:51 Lord_Hosk: Did you not read your own forum?? I said gun good
🔗 20:51 Damullet14: I never write comments, Kathleen, but I didn't notice the credits1
🔗 20:51Lightspeeddash: YEESSSS BEEJ YEEESSSS
🔗 20:51 ritchards: starpower
🔗 20:52 RealGamerCow:
I noticed the credits but didn't give an 
🔗 20:52 featherweight_: I watch that feeddump liek 5 tiems and didn't notice
🔗 20:52MadWaltz: Earth tremor ---> Gulp
🔗 20:52 VmKid: Bye Kathleen and Graham!
🔗 20:52AlexanderDitto:
See you! 
🔗 20:52OneirosGolem: Gulp, as always
🔗 20:52amythist: bye G and K
🔗 20:52RoastedGravy: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, Showstopper?
🔗 20:52 Lord_Hosk: THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
🔗 20:52 hascow:

🔗 20:52RoastedGravy: Bai Graham and Kathleen!
🔗 20:52 plummeting_sloth: Card exaggerations on motorcycles!
🔗 20:52malcairad: Bye see o late, slowly walks back in...
🔗 20:52MadWaltz: Earth Tremor does one damage for each time you clear a thing
🔗 20:52 VmKid:
you too Kathleen!
🔗 20:52 LordoftheFros: bye, Graham and Kathleen!
🔗 20:52 Yumore: Beej has the brain stabs
🔗 20:53CoyoteSans: Psycho's Backlog.
🔗 20:53VictorVonZeppelin: Forgot to let go of R!
🔗 20:53 plummeting_sloth: think you forgot to hold down?
🔗 20:53 squaredotcube: Graham and Beej slashfic confirmed
🔗 20:53 Zanzabar_: eat em
🔗 20:53lordlundar: It did work last time. You missed your timing Beej.
🔗 20:53OneirosGolem: That DID work last time, I don't know what happened.
🔗 20:53Anaerin: No Multibounce?
🔗 20:53 RealGamerCow: I'm trying to find the "stuck in the comments" video that was done to the closet song
🔗 20:53VictorVonZeppelin: Beej never lets go of buttons when he should
🔗 20:53RoastedGravy: Beej, Broshi gets cravings. Sometimes he wants cannons, sometime he wants turtles. He's getting growth spurts.
🔗 20:53 RealGamerCow: that was great
🔗 20:53Lightspeeddash: Multibounce not good enough
🔗 20:53MadWaltz: Broshi does one damage with each of his normal attacks, so def of one makes him do nothing
🔗 20:54Lightspeeddash: just go BOOOM
🔗 20:54mtvcdm: Is it me or is attendance to Mario's fights steadily dropping?
🔗 20:54Arclight_Dynamo:
Beej
🔗 20:54OneirosGolem: Every time. Sweet Feast if you need to get that FP back.
🔗 20:54Mowdownjoe: Beej needs to not be so gunshy with his superstar moves.
🔗 20:54 LadyRhian: And Beejex!
🔗 20:54NoTomToLose: Yay! Yay? Yay.
🔗 20:55CoyoteSans: I feel like we should be getting to a heal block soon.
🔗 20:55mtvcdm: FEED THE ZOMBIES SHEEP
🔗 20:55Lightspeeddash: Stopwatch is Scrub Watch
🔗 20:55RoastedGravy: Oh, this puzzle.
🔗 20:55CoyoteSans: Oh good, THESE rooms.
🔗 20:55Mowdownjoe: Wait... is this the traditional Mario final dungeon room? Eff...
🔗 20:55OneirosGolem: Follow the light, Beej.
🔗 20:55Lightspeeddash: Beej Folow th Fire
🔗 20:55 hascow: you need to not listen to Gollum here
🔗 20:55 squaredotcube: check behind the pillars?
🔗 20:55lordlundar: No restore block till the courtyard iirc.
🔗 20:56OneirosGolem: Normally I'd let him puzzle this out, but I'm betting Beej is pretty Done With This. So just look for lit torches.
🔗 20:56AlexanderDitto: Look at the torches, Beej. Look at the torches.
🔗 20:56 ritchards: look at the cards!
🔗 20:56OneirosGolem: Amazingly, he followed the fire the first three times.
🔗 20:56CoyoteSans: This puzzle is actually NICER than it's counterpart in the prequel.
🔗 20:56 Lord_Hosk: I think its late enough. time to start the good conversation
🔗 20:56questhere: garbage day?!
🔗 20:56CoyoteSans: You're expected to remember the pattern at the start in that one.
🔗 20:56RoastedGravy: Definitely
🔗 20:56 plummeting_sloth: Be sure to say "Time to take out the Trash"before you do it
🔗 20:56mtvcdm: Fit the garbage though the windows.
🔗 20:56Noodles_15: I don't think Beej will fit.
🔗 20:56 CaptainSpam: I think Graham's calling you garbage, Beej.
🔗 20:57 PMAvers: Because tomorrow's GARBAGE DAY?
🔗 20:57 Damullet14: have dildos come up in the conversation yet?
🔗 20:57 Damullet14: I feel like we're late
🔗 20:57 hascow: I forgot how long that stupid puzzle was
🔗 20:57Lightspeeddash: also beej for the up coming room temporaily equip Piercing blow
🔗 20:57 squaredotcube: you heard it here, folks: Beej and Heather must fight crime tonight
🔗 20:57 cyberpunkpilot: Beej and Heather does the moonbase need a 24/7 hour security guard i work for cheap lol
🔗 20:57 RealGamerCow: I could never do contracting. I tried and it stressed me the heck out
🔗 20:57RoastedGravy: Dr. Beej, did you put that five pound dildo on your mantle yet?
🔗 20:57tehcrashxor: What's your occupation?
🔗 20:57Camthelion: Beej: What do you do, if you don;t mind me asking?
🔗 20:57DrewsGalaxy: Iodoimdcom ,Leo, od
🔗 20:58Arclight_Dynamo: Wut?
🔗 20:58 cyberpunkpilot: what
🔗 20:58Lightspeeddash: Feed Stone Chomp go BOOM
🔗 20:58 esperchld:
So, will these chain chomps eat their chains 
🔗 20:58 LadyRhian: Pacmanville?
🔗 20:58DrewsGalaxy: Ujo,,think ok,oko,mmokj,jkmo,omkmjko this is an awesome game guys
🔗 20:58lordlundar: You are not wrong Heather.
🔗 20:59RoastedGravy: Actually Heather, Shigeru Miyamoto designed the Chain Chomp based on a dog from his childhood that tried to bite him, but couldn't because of its chain.
🔗 20:59 squaredotcube: So Heather loved walking Bow Wow in Link's Awakening?
🔗 20:59Omnipotenttrevor: Flubbed the timing again?
🔗 20:59tehcrashxor: Alex could have used your help the other day. He can't Windows, and couldn't figure out compatability mode.
🔗 20:59AlexanderDitto: Beej, you held the gulp timing wrong.
🔗 20:59 MrPhlip: "Did you put that dildo on your mantle?" "I did not, I'm a Windows sysadmin"
🔗 20:59 RealGamerCow: NONE of the many many sysadmins I know don't have degrees in being a sysadmin
🔗 20:59Lightspeeddash: Chomps have 5? def?
🔗 20:59DrewsGalaxy: Sorry my keyboards is messed up
🔗 20:59 ritchards: incoming death?
🔗 20:59MadWaltz: Bow Wow was awesome
🔗 20:59OneirosGolem: Feast
🔗 20:59CoyoteSans: To be fair, Bow Wow is the best temp power up in that game.
🔗 20:59 Yumore: Beej don't give a ***
🔗 21:00 hascow: I think there's a Heart Block on the screen somewhere?
🔗 21:00 LordoftheFros: Time to break out Ms. Mowz!
🔗 21:00DrewsGalaxy: Human nih,inhuman umbgumuyub bmuugmugubmybumuiyhbumyu I'm gonna replug it the keyboard and see if it works ok
🔗 21:00Mowdownjoe: !death
🔗 21:00 LRRbot:
12 deaths for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 21:00 plummeting_sloth: um... run?
🔗 21:00 VmKid: In their first appearance, if you let a chain chomp tug on its chain for long enough, it'll break and chase after you.
🔗 21:00Noodles_15: This is turning into A swiftly tilting Beej
🔗 21:00AlexanderDitto: Yeah if you hold it for too long it won't work either.
🔗 21:00 Zanzabar_: so he put it on the window sill
🔗 21:00OneirosGolem: You need to remember to leg go of R once the star lights up.
🔗 21:00Lightspeeddash: Quake Hammer or Piercing Blow help alot
🔗 21:01OneirosGolem: Er, let go.
🔗 21:01 LordoftheFros: Oh, that "X years of experience" bullcrap.
🔗 21:01Arclight_Dynamo: Ha! I have a law degree, Beej. I found out halfway through I'd rather gouge my eyes out than be a lawyer. Haven't found a job yet, so... I feel you.
🔗 21:01 esperchld: Beej, if we stand here, will the Chain-chomp eat its chain?
🔗 21:01OneirosGolem: Again: Spike Barrier can be replaced at this point, for 3 BP of other attacks.
🔗 21:01 Piperlyon: to get a job you need experience, and to get experience you need a job
🔗 21:01 Piperlyon: a vicious cycle
🔗 21:01Lynks_9: Economics degree here, same stuff for me
🔗 21:01 RealGamerCow: My work is currently looking for someone that has a CCNA certification, but will be doing(and getting paid) Helpdesk stuff most of the time.
🔗 21:01 VmKid: Which is like the non-art equivalent to "for exposure"
🔗 21:01CoyoteSans: "We need you to have more years of experience with this programming language than it has actually existed."
🔗 21:02TAOTheCrab: only trumped by 10 years of experience in a tech that is only a year old
🔗 21:02lordlundar: I remember an ad for a Windows XP tech that required 5 years experience with the OS. This was in 2003.
🔗 21:02 RealGamerCow: in otherwords, they are looking for a golden unicorn.
🔗 21:02DrewsGalaxy: Ok brb
🔗 21:02 cyberpunkpilot: does it mean anything that mario is purple
🔗 21:02Lightspeeddash: Stone Chomps want to eat Bobbery
🔗 21:03questhere: cyst admin? eeew
🔗 21:03RoastedGravy: cyberpunkpilot: It's a badge. Purely cosmetic. Completely pointless.
🔗 21:03TAOTheCrab: cyberpunkpilot: Mario? We're Waluigi, didn't you see the title?
🔗 21:03 CaptainSpam: Feed Bobbery to the stone chomps!
🔗 21:03Lightspeeddash: Cyber nope just cosmetic change
🔗 21:03 cyberpunkpilot: fare enough
🔗 21:03 MrPhlip: Cyberpunkpilot: He's wearing a Waluigi outfit badge
🔗 21:03DrewsGalaxy: Bi jnkuinnuiinujnk. Inijijuinjonmouumi
🔗 21:03lordlundar: cyberpunkpilot Beej has two aesthetic badges on.
🔗 21:03 cyberpunkpilot: thank you all
🔗 21:03DrewsGalaxy: ,look
🔗 21:03Arclight_Dynamo: Drewsgalaxy: Just what are you doing?
🔗 21:03CoyoteSans: Well, in Amurica, those "positions" and their requirements are pretty obvious H1-B1 bait: They can claim the position is open but no natives can fill it, thus the need for H1-B1 workers.
🔗 21:03 Havok4: So your saying time travel will help my job applications. Well time to break out the Chronosphere.
🔗 21:03 esperchld: Beej administrates cysts?
🔗 21:04TAOTheCrab: if you have a Chronosphere, I would imagine you'd already be overqualified
🔗 21:04 squaredotcube: Obviously, he took one home on his nose
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo: "Yub yub"?
🔗 21:04Noodles_15: I think his keyboards is effing up.
🔗 21:04Camthelion: I was told most the the time the companies lie to weed out people. Most people will see it and just not apply. So basically only 'hungry' people will apply and they get a better employee most time.
🔗 21:04 MrPhlip: Esperchld: Of course not. The word is "Administers"
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo: Noodles_15: Ah.
🔗 21:05tehcrashxor: Powershell is your friend
🔗 21:05RoastedGravy: PLOT TWIST!
🔗 21:05mtvcdm: Ruh roh. Cutscene in here.
🔗 21:05Lightspeeddash: Good Luck!
🔗 21:05RoastedGravy: Hooktail
🔗 21:05RoastedGravy: is a GIRL!
🔗 21:05mtvcdm: Cutscenes in final dungeons are bad.
🔗 21:05 esperchld: MrPhlip, So he is a minister of ads?
🔗 21:05 Piperlyon: it's going to take between five minutes and three years
🔗 21:05StarFreak359: "I'll most likely kill you in the morning..."
🔗 21:05 PMAvers: oh *** it's a dargon
🔗 21:05TAOTheCrab: it's shady hiring processes like that which have ended up with me beating myself up over not applying over the BS.
🔗 21:05Lightspeeddash: sure mtvcdm sure
🔗 21:05 hascow: that is hooktail's sibling
🔗 21:05 tyloncorp: Uh....Oh.....
🔗 21:06 PMAvers: Awkward.
🔗 21:06CoyoteSans: Also, yeah, Hooktail was a girl.
🔗 21:06 Piperlyon: first in aeons
🔗 21:06Mowdownjoe: POWER LIFT
🔗 21:06lordlundar: Welp, he's pissed.
🔗 21:06StarFreak359: i have a bad feeling about this...
🔗 21:06OneirosGolem: Your dry, dry paper bones.
🔗 21:06 CaptainSpam: Just be glad you're not going after Bonetail in this playthrough.
🔗 21:06 cyberpunkpilot: yoshi?
🔗 21:06mtvcdm: Did they widen the stage entrance to the theater?
🔗 21:06 LRRbot: Back to you, Marshall!
🔗 21:06Omnipotenttrevor: Have you tried out Supernova yet?
🔗 21:06RoastedGravy: Powah Lift too OPQ
🔗 21:06 squaredotcube: so... if hooktail didn't like crickets, what does Hooktail not like?
🔗 21:06Mowdownjoe: Beej, you really underestimate Power Lift.
🔗 21:06CoyoteSans: I generally use Power Lift for boss fights.
🔗 21:06 squaredotcube: er, Gloomtail
🔗 21:07Noodles_15: Being hit I would assume
🔗 21:07Omnipotenttrevor: Tremor is far less useful against a single enemy than a group.
🔗 21:07Lightspeeddash: nothing like that exists Square, the cricket thing existed to make Hooktail a tad easier since it was first boss
🔗 21:07tehcrashxor: "I see a family resemblance." Ha! Everyone knows that all dragons look alike.
🔗 21:07 LordoftheFros: Power Lift is like Sweet Treat 'cept it boosts Attack and Defense.
🔗 21:08 PMAvers: Dragons: Color coded for your convenience.
🔗 21:08Mowdownjoe: Red is attack, blue is defense.
🔗 21:08 MrPhlip: Red ones are plus power, blue ones are plus defense, it looks like
🔗 21:08lordlundar: Red is ooffense, blue is defense
🔗 21:08OneirosGolem: Red for attack, Blue for defense. Nice work.
🔗 21:08Lightspeeddash: Red is Attack Blue is Defense
🔗 21:08 mercano82: You buffed Boombella with Power LIft then immeditatly benched her!
🔗 21:08CoyoteSans: Bad micro.
🔗 21:08mtvcdm: Aw, what a cute widdle hotfoot,
🔗 21:09Lightspeeddash: Mercano that's not a bad idea at times the buff lasts longer
🔗 21:09Mowdownjoe: Active party.
🔗 21:09 hascow: it's the party that's out at the time
🔗 21:09 featherweight_: I did to get on my crafts pretty bad
🔗 21:09MadWaltz: It only applied to Goombella
🔗 21:09OneirosGolem: It did, and then you switched out Goombella for Vivian.
🔗 21:09 CaptainSpam: It applied to the party, but your party was Goombella at the time.
🔗 21:09 featherweight_: need
🔗 21:09lordlundar: active members only.
🔗 21:10OneirosGolem: Hammer may be easier timing.
🔗 21:10Lightspeeddash: remember you can also attack his feet if it makes it easier for action commands
🔗 21:10Lightspeeddash: i think
🔗 21:10RoastedGravy:
Go for Showstopper, Beej
.
🔗 21:10Lightspeeddash: no don't lol
🔗 21:10RoastedGravy: DO IT!
🔗 21:10RoastedGravy: BE MANLY!
🔗 21:10 featherweight_: paintings and puppets.
🔗 21:11RoastedGravy:

🔗 21:11Lightspeeddash: keep punchin
🔗 21:11 Sarah_Serinde:
Can't wait to see them, Featherweight_ 
🔗 21:11Noodles_15: BE A UNSCRUB!
🔗 21:11 Sarah_Serinde: Have you decided on which puppet now?
🔗 21:11Mowdownjoe: Beej has the stylish timing on the hammer down pat. I feel he should be doing more of that.
🔗 21:11Caleb_QDC: Have Vivian use Infatuate: ignite the fan art cannons!
🔗 21:11tehcrashxor: I didn't know that Alex could make plushies.
🔗 21:11 mercano82: Burn FP before you treat again
🔗 21:11mtvcdm: My figuring is attack with Mario, hide with Viv, just keep doing that.
🔗 21:11 CaptainSpam: Maybe throw in an Appeal or two.
🔗 21:12RoastedGravy:
Dr. Beej, when you have enough SP, use Showstopper! It always works! 
🔗 21:12MadWaltz: Mtycdm I remember that not working for some reason
🔗 21:12 featherweight_: yeah It cost me about 50 to get my stuff to Vic this year
🔗 21:12Arclight_Dynamo: Doppelfucked.
🔗 21:12 hascow: RoastedGravy is trolling
🔗 21:12 Sarah_Serinde: Yeah shipping is a pain, both in the time it and money, and in fretting over packaging things well enough
🔗 21:12RoastedGravy: Hey, that is totally true, hascow!
🔗 21:12Lightspeeddash: !POWAH
🔗 21:12 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 21:12 mercano82: Meowz has healing move
🔗 21:12Lightspeeddash: after heals
🔗 21:13Mowdownjoe: Mowz's healing is so expensive, though.
🔗 21:13RoastedGravy: Beej, be manly! Showstopper for the lulz!
🔗 21:13 Sarah_Serinde: Yeah last year I sent my giant map in a glass frame, I was really paranoid about shipping that
🔗 21:13 Lord_Hosk: I just ran out of time getting my craft done. Reading stories to my kids, helping them color, and generally helping them learn and grow really cuts into the time I want to devote to helping the kids
🔗 21:13Lightspeeddash: roasted doesn't even have enough SP
🔗 21:13Mowdownjoe: Just base hammer?
🔗 21:13brainstew: My stuff arrived broken last year =<
🔗 21:13Omnipotenttrevor: Super hammer instead?
🔗 21:13OneirosGolem: Let Bobbery stand in front for a bit?
🔗 21:13mtvcdm: 2 isn't enough.
🔗 21:13brainstew: But I was able to replace it
🔗 21:13OneirosGolem: Do not Ultra ham
🔗 21:14RoastedGravy: Lightspeeddash: He will soon.
🔗 21:14Lightspeeddash: 2 with ultra just use normal hammer
🔗 21:14Mowdownjoe: Vivian!
🔗 21:14MadWaltz: Use vivian!
🔗 21:14 Havok4: Get vivian to evade you.
🔗 21:14OneirosGolem: NOW Veil.
🔗 21:14 Sarah_Serinde: I still kind of want to make another Thror's Map to keep for myself, I really loved that thing
🔗 21:14 Orthogonaltee: Is Heather wearing Alex's cap?
🔗 21:14OneirosGolem: Welp, ur ded
🔗 21:14 mercano82: !death
🔗 21:14 LRRbot:
13 deaths for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 21:14 Chemistring: Sarah_serinde, the map was beautiful
🔗 21:14Mowdownjoe: Maybe call it a night?
🔗 21:15DarkMorford: Beej "Let 'em *** me up" Beejerson
🔗 21:15 Sarah_Serinde:
Thanks Chemistring 
🔗 21:15 esperchld: Proper packing is so important. It can make a world of difference in shipping.
🔗 21:15CoyoteSans: So, I'm pretty sure we want feelin fine for this battle...
🔗 21:15ElementalAlchemist: orthogonaltee: Heather is wearing her own cap
🔗 21:15Lightspeeddash: he has it equipped
🔗 21:15RoastedGravy: Dr. Beej: Showstopper for the lulz. You know you want to.
🔗 21:15Arclight_Dynamo:
Beej
🔗 21:15 Nightvalien28: giant dragon
🔗 21:15CoyoteSans: I wish we had Jumpman, but welp.
🔗 21:15brainstew: Glassware is like impossible to pack correctly
🔗 21:15brainstew: poor beer glasses...
🔗 21:15Marcelince: Press the a button and you should be good
🔗 21:15mikedaveharris: big yohsi
🔗 21:16CoyoteSans: It's for trash mobs, not bosses.
🔗 21:16 Zanzabar_: i think the tattle said to use viel
🔗 21:16Lightspeeddash: Do Not use showstopper unless you wanna waste a turn
🔗 21:16 ritchards: I sent a rug... should be fine
🔗 21:16 Sarah_Serinde: It was so nice to not send anything fragile this year and not have to worry about it
🔗 21:16Lightspeeddash: use it later for less gamer overs
🔗 21:16MadWaltz: Zanzabar_ Yeah, it was referring to the Megabreath
🔗 21:16 PMAvers: We need to send a bus driver around the world to safely pick up craftalong stuff.
🔗 21:16 Orthogonaltee: HeatherCap = AlexCap
🔗 21:16RoastedGravy: USE Showstopper! Taunt Gloomtail. SEIZE VICTORY!
🔗 21:16 Sarah_Serinde: I still made sure to pack it tightly enough that nothing moved in the slightest when I shook it
🔗 21:17YgoTeam5Q:
Hey guys! 
🔗 21:17brainstew: Sarah_serinde, me too. I sent something much smaller and less delicate so hopefully it will be fine. So much bubble wrap though
🔗 21:17 esperchld: No, it won't guarantee it, but it makes it a lot more likely that it will get there. You would be surprised at the lack of care people ship things with, and are surprised when it gets to its destination broken.
🔗 21:17Lightspeeddash: fun fact beej it is actually possible to get +3 atk/+3 def
🔗 21:17mtvcdm: Late-game bosses, no mucking about with taunting.
🔗 21:17 Chemistring: If things aren't fragile, I worry about water damage. At least a plastic bag is an easy fix!
🔗 21:17 Sarah_Serinde:
Brainstew all the bubble wrap. And packing paper. And any and every other packing material lying around .
🔗 21:17Marcelince: And of corse the black dragon is stronger than the red dragon. Nintendo you racist bastards
🔗 21:17RoastedGravy: mtvcdm: But, the lulz...
🔗 21:18Mowdownjoe: I've never gotten +3/+3 with Power Lift before...
🔗 21:18Lightspeeddash: do you want to progess the game roasted? yes?
🔗 21:18RoastedGravy:
Marcelince: It gets even better. The white dragon is stronger than the black dragon. 
🔗 21:18CoyoteSans: Mowdownjoe: I got it once, but I got SUPER lucky with the panels.
🔗 21:18 Orthogonaltee: +3/+3 only happens with artifacts
🔗 21:18mtvcdm: Bosses this late don't let you mess around with lulz. You fight like hell or you get squashed.
🔗 21:18 Orthogonaltee: or Giant Growth
🔗 21:18Lightspeeddash: course the white dragon is Bleached White Skeleton
🔗 21:18NoTomToLose: Looks like the total bonus maxes out at +3/+3 though
🔗 21:19 Chemistring: Yikes! I didn't even think about cutting an item like a blanket. Oof.
🔗 21:19RoastedGravy: Lighspeeddash: I want to see SHOWSTOPPER FOR THE LULZ!
🔗 21:19Lightspeeddash: you can get +4 for one but you need some stacked RNG
🔗 21:19 hascow: hide with Vivian!
🔗 21:19Lightspeeddash: HIDE use Viel
🔗 21:19 Nightvalien28: use veil
🔗 21:19TAOTheCrab: Whenever "showstopper" shows up, I can't help but say the Skullgirls line "get ready for a showstopper"
🔗 21:20 esperchld: You ONLY did a million damage?
🔗 21:20MadWaltz: You dealt 5674 damage!
🔗 21:20 Yumore: viv got canned
🔗 21:20 Yumore: domed out
🔗 21:20mtvcdm: One attack away!
🔗 21:20RoastedGravy: !death
🔗 21:20 LRRbot:
14 deaths for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog
🔗 21:21Lightspeeddash: whelp
🔗 21:21Mowdownjoe: Yeah... that was risky...
🔗 21:21 Kapol42:
This has been Heather's backlog, with our guest Alex. 
🔗 21:21 Orthogonaltee:

🔗 21:21 MrPhlip: Got greedy, got punished
🔗 21:21MadWaltz: Beej: Keep your partners in front when possible -- you don't die when they die and you can switch them out for more HP
🔗 21:21 PMAvers: Suffer not the dargon to live!
🔗 21:21RoastedGravy: MadWaltz: Keep in mind the enemies can choose their targets, not just the one in front.
🔗 21:21MadWaltz: Roastedgravy I realize, but many attacks only hit the front
🔗 21:22 ritchards: This IS Dark Souls!
🔗 21:22Lightspeeddash: tibit for Beej, Power Lift does not stack
🔗 21:22Mowdownjoe: Yesssss Beej, yesssssssss... let the Greed consume you!
🔗 21:22RoastedGravy: MadWaltz: That is true. Very valid point indeed.
🔗 21:22 esperchld: Quick, hold up goombella as a shield!
🔗 21:22 MrPhlip: Just like life
🔗 21:22Marcelince: Have u tried up up down down left right left right b a start?
🔗 21:22 The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Guys. I'm so upset that I didn't watch my sub commercial live earlier. Wandering around NYC is not conducive to watching Twitch.
🔗 21:22Sacrificialtoast: your meatshie---friends are willing to take a hit for you
🔗 21:22tehcrashxor: It seems more like Frogger, sometimes.
🔗 21:22Arclight_Dynamo: Cut off this dragon's tail; it drops a sweet something something mumble mumble.
🔗 21:22 Orthogonaltee: Mario is all about dying multiple times and then, magically, not dying. Then, you can call yourself awesome
🔗 21:23 esperchld: Arclight_Dynamo, we need Gloomtail Mantle, don't we?
🔗 21:23Sacrificialtoast: With Power Lift you're probably better off with Yoshi.
🔗 21:23Mowdownjoe: Bobbery makes for good tanking...
🔗 21:23mtvcdm: Viv's gotta stay alive for the big hit.
🔗 21:23Lightspeeddash: but wait it does not stack
🔗 21:24 Zanzabar_: use someone else then swap out
🔗 21:24 mercano82: Yeah, Broshi* would be great with power lift against a 0 defense guy, as his attack has a lot of little hits, meaning you get the +attack multiple times.
🔗 21:24MadWaltz: Multibounce with Goombella also works well, as I recall
🔗 21:25 VmKid: Aren't the blue ones supposed to be downvotes?
🔗 21:25MadWaltz: Or whatever it was called
🔗 21:25Lynks_9: vmkid, they are defence
🔗 21:25Lightspeeddash: blue is defense
🔗 21:25Sacrificialtoast: bomb squad probably will do a lot
🔗 21:25 VmKid: Lynks_9 and Lightspeeddash, I take it neither of you use Reddit...
🔗 21:25Lightspeeddash: BOMB?!
🔗 21:25Lightspeeddash: what's a reddit?
🔗 21:26 esperchld: Someone set us up the bomb?
🔗 21:26Walkingharder: Alex what movie are you going to do a cc on next?
🔗 21:26Sacrificialtoast: oh, he does have armor
🔗 21:26 VmKid: Walkingharder, I neither see nor hear an alex anywhere around here.
🔗 21:26Sacrificialtoast: my mistake
🔗 21:26Mowdownjoe: Welp. Time for viv.
🔗 21:27Lightspeeddash: veil time?
🔗 21:27 sticks_abuser: sub spots?
🔗 21:27TAOTheCrab: *insert "real megabuster" yell here*
🔗 21:27Walkingharder: Alex is sitting right next to Beej
🔗 21:27 esperchld: Megabreath is my Megadeth cover band
🔗 21:27 jonnykefka: Tremore and big item?
🔗 21:27smashbro188: rude as *** man
🔗 21:27Lightspeeddash: Get CHOMPED SON
🔗 21:27Sacrificialtoast: Mowz ignores defense at least...
🔗 21:28 VmKid: Oh, I get the joke now.
🔗 21:28Sacrificialtoast: but doesn't do much
🔗 21:28 Orthogonaltee: Make your time.
🔗 21:28MadWaltz: Probably Mowz, possibly heal? I forget how good her heal was
🔗 21:28Omnipotenttrevor: Viv seems good to keep out. Her fire doing continuous damage helps a little
🔗 21:28Lightspeeddash: just fist em for gradual dmg
🔗 21:28TAOTheCrab: shove it in your face!
🔗 21:28 Egreif: I've never watched Beej's backlog before
🔗 21:29mtvcdm: 14 left, this is doable.
🔗 21:29MadWaltz: That was a lot of buffness
🔗 21:29Lightspeeddash: !POWAH
🔗 21:29 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 21:29Sacrificialtoast: didn't even mess up the timing with the added tallness, nice
🔗 21:29Arclight_Dynamo:
Yessir! 
🔗 21:30 MrPhlip: And now for my true form!
🔗 21:30tehcrashxor: Expired Dragon doesn't taste too good
🔗 21:30 esperchld: His tail looks weird
🔗 21:30Lightspeeddash: Before you Leave the Room go to the Far Right and Blow Up the Center Wall
🔗 21:30DarkMorford: Goat there!
🔗 21:30 ritchards: what's the dragon at the bottom of the pit?
🔗 21:30Lightspeeddash: Alex
🔗 21:30 Egreif: Where have I seen Beej before...
🔗 21:30 esperchld: Its a key to trade for another key
🔗 21:30Sacrificialtoast: Beej, you must collect the 7 Crystal Star Keys
🔗 21:31 Egreif: Isn't he the comic & card store dude?
🔗 21:31 Egreif: In friday nights?
🔗 21:31 PMAvers: That's a huge room for just two blocks.
🔗 21:31CoyoteSans: Middle block?
🔗 21:31tehcrashxor: Then you'd need to find the 7 crystal locks.
🔗 21:31 hascow: that would be the end of Wind Waker all over again!
🔗 21:31 esperchld: fill screen with dragon, hide door behind it
🔗 21:31Lightspeeddash: its also essentially a free Max everything else
🔗 21:31 hascow: I hated that part of Wind Waker after LOVING it until the fetch quest
🔗 21:31RoastedGravy: Beej has to collect the 7 Crystal Gems now!
🔗 21:31 MrPhlip: Now that we have the 7 crystal stars we can get the master sword and go to the negative world
🔗 21:31mtvcdm: Fill this dragon with cream.
🔗 21:31MadWaltz: It would be like Bravely Default...only not as bad
🔗 21:31Lightspeeddash: no star piece here you'll never be able to come here again
🔗 21:32 Havok4: No Egreif he is one of the few non-magic involved members of lrr.
🔗 21:32Caleb_QDC: Egreif, that's Nelson
🔗 21:32Omnipotenttrevor: I thought once you collected all 7 you got to go super?
🔗 21:32CoyoteSans: I will buy Bravely Default! ...eventually. Really. I mean it.
🔗 21:32Omnipotenttrevor: Or get a wish?
🔗 21:32Mowdownjoe: Only episode of Friday Nights Beej was in was the one where Graham lost his voice.
🔗 21:32lordlundar: Oh don't spoil it for him Heather!
🔗 21:32 esperchld: mtvcdm, we are supposed to SLAY the dragon not lay it
🔗 21:32CoyoteSans: Just as soon as other good games stop coming out.
🔗 21:32 hascow: I've been playing more Bravely Default lately, as I had some flights this weekend.
🔗 21:32 Egreif: Havok4: So nobody's taught him how to play yet then?
🔗 21:32 hascow: been digging it more and more
🔗 21:32 Havok4: No he knows he just has no interest.
🔗 21:32 Piperlyon: I personally like Bravely Default
🔗 21:33Lightspeeddash: HAI I'M A CHAIN CHOMP
🔗 21:33MadWaltz: Coyotesans Bravely Default was good, but I will warn you that it gets ridiculously padded at the end
🔗 21:33angelofdust337: from what people tell me Bravely Default is good, and its definitely a game I want to get when I eventually get a 3DS
🔗 21:33Marcelince: Of course the girl dragon is called hook(er) tail
🔗 21:33 Egreif: Havok: What your saying makes no sense.
🔗 21:33 hascow: Bravely Default has some...issues with its clothing, but it's a well done game
🔗 21:33Sacrificialtoast: Bravely Second Option
🔗 21:33 Damullet14: Hascow: Too many belts?
🔗 21:33 Egreif: How can you know how to play, yet have no desire to do so?
🔗 21:33Mlgbashur: Through the bomb at it
🔗 21:33Lightspeeddash: Feed Stone Chomp Le Bomb
🔗 21:33angelofdust337: Hascow good thing you didn't get the uncensored version huh?
🔗 21:33Mlgbashur: The statue
🔗 21:33 hascow: I find it difficult to call it "too many" or "too much" of anything for some of those female outfits
🔗 21:33lordlundar: iirc you need to beat those chain chomps to get to the back areas.
🔗 21:33Omnipotenttrevor: Marcelince: it's terrible that I can't tell if that's satire or sincere anymore
🔗 21:34 MrPhlip: ruuuuuuun
🔗 21:34CoyoteSans: Comedy chomps.
🔗 21:34 MrPhlip: How hard can it be to run away from the things with the chains?
🔗 21:34 Egreif: troll chomp
🔗 21:34 hascow: angelofdust337, there's an uncensored version? really? I find that hard to believe
🔗 21:34CoyoteSans: You are gonna have to fight these though.
🔗 21:34Mowdownjoe: Bonetail is at the bottom of the pit of 100 trials. My best strat against him was using Flurrie's Lip Lock on BoneTail repeatedly. Make that what you will.
🔗 21:34Lightspeeddash: there is really? i'd like to see it
🔗 21:34 PMAvers: So now a hour of commercials?
🔗 21:34Lightspeeddash: just to see the differences
🔗 21:34 Kapol42: Beej "We're stopping now." Beejerson
🔗 21:34tehcrashxor: Eat some more nuts.
🔗 21:34MadWaltz: Hascow the Japanese outfits are a bit more ridiculous
🔗 21:34 hascow: g'night Beej! Come back later with a fresh mindset
🔗 21:35Marcelince: No don go
🔗 21:35 Kapol42:
But for serious, that's fine Beej. Go home and relax. 
🔗 21:35TheMooseTetrino: Thanks Beej
🔗 21:35Lightspeeddash: good time to stop
🔗 21:35TheMooseTetrino: =)
🔗 21:35CoyoteSans: Yeah, there's, like, another third to half of this dungeon left.
🔗 21:35Omnipotenttrevor: The original Japanese is the uncensored version. I've looked up the changes though, and they are very minimal
🔗 21:35Arclight_Dynamo:
Aw, Beej, go home and sleep. This was a fun stream, at any rate. 
🔗 21:35 esperchld: I hear we need to go to the bottom of the cave of trails to get to an important part
🔗 21:35Okipokute: what can one beej do against such reckless stuff
🔗 21:35 MrPhlip: But you're so close to the midpoint of the game, you can still get there!
🔗 21:35 Piperlyon: Bravely Default is very much a JRPG in the vain of old-school Final Fantasy, so if you're interested in that sort of thing then I would recommend it
🔗 21:35Lightspeeddash: There is pleeeeennttty more stress to come
🔗 21:35 hascow: how are they MORE ridiculous, MadWaltz? That spell fencer outfit actually made me incredibly uncomfortable to play on the airplane
🔗 21:35lordlundar:
If you think this has been stressful Beej, you ain't seen anything yet. 
🔗 21:35CoyoteSans: The Trials is very optional. And hard. So we are ignoring it.
🔗 21:35Omnipotenttrevor: They only changed 2 of the outfits, and they are mostly the same.
🔗 21:35Omnipotenttrevor: Hascow: The Spell fencer outfit is unchanged
🔗 21:35MadWaltz: The vampire one is the only one I remember was way worse in the japanese version
🔗 21:35Omnipotenttrevor: I think
🔗 21:36 hascow: I'm only on Chapter 2, so I haven't actually seen all that many, but a good half of them are ridiculous
🔗 21:36angelofdust337: Hascow http(colon)//goo(period)gl/oWpmzkI honestly don't mind outfits in either versions, but I can see why some would feel uncomfortable
🔗 21:36Okipokute: ni ni heather and heather's husbando
🔗 21:36 LordoftheFros: Bonetail is at the bottom of the pit.
🔗 21:36RoastedGravy: SHHHHHHH! SPOILERS!
🔗 21:36Okipokute: does bone tail live in bonetown?
🔗 21:36 hascow: g'night Beej and Heather! Been fun!
🔗 21:36Lightspeeddash: Bring Alex for Bonetail
🔗 21:36CoyoteSans: Good plan.
🔗 21:36angelofdust337: fun guys
🔗 21:36MadWaltz: Good night Beej and Heather!
🔗 21:36 Yumore: James can get dunked
🔗 21:36CoyoteSans: Good stream. Good night.
🔗 21:36angelofdust337: night guys
🔗 21:36Arclight_Dynamo: !liveschedule
🔗 21:36Arclight_Dynamo: !lrr
🔗 21:36RoastedGravy: Cya, Beej!
🔗 21:36RoastedGravy: Bye Heather!
🔗 21:36Omnipotenttrevor: The chibi-like character models make all the outfits kinda weird anyway. I've never liked chibi style
🔗 21:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (16:23 from now)
🔗 21:36 Chemistring: Goodnight! Heather, I have yarn for you (it's drying), will be in touch soon!
🔗 21:37 featherweight_: laters, Peeps. don't forget the windows.
🔗 21:37 PMAvers: And the trash
🔗 21:37 mercano82: October? We don't do it in the states till the first Sunday in November now, to maximize evening daylight for trick-or-treating
🔗 21:37Arclight_Dynamo: !viewers
🔗 21:37 LRRbot: 299 users viewing the stream. 251 users in the chat.
🔗 21:37Arclight_Dynamo: "299 users viewing the stream. 251 users in the chat."
🔗 21:37Okipokute: chemistring do you secrete yarn like spiders do?
🔗 21:37angelofdust337: I wonder if I'm a bad person now for not minding the outfits in BD
🔗 21:37mtvcdm: Well, it's end of the night, so you'll get some trickle outs.
🔗 21:37 Chemistring: Okipokute...maaaaabye?
🔗 21:37 ritchards: !viewers
🔗 21:38 Piperlyon: angelofdust337 if you are, then so am I
🔗 21:38Okipokute:
i just don't know why the yarn is drying 
🔗 21:38Lightspeeddash: why do I care about the outfits in Bravely Default?
🔗 21:38StarFreak359: !viewers
🔗 21:38 LRRbot: 285 users viewing the stream. 246 users in the chat.
🔗 21:38 featherweight_: there is also a webcomic.
🔗 21:38MadWaltz: Angelofdust337 I mean, they don't bother me, but I do think they are pretty ridiculous
🔗 21:38 hascow: angelofdust337, your link didn't work, even when I changed to the correct puncuation
🔗 21:38lordlundar: angelofdust337 eh, I hold the same stance as you. I personally don't mind, but I can see where people would be uncomfortable.
🔗 21:38 Chemistring: Okipokute, because I dunked it in water? It's a thing that you do with yarn.
🔗 21:38 Piperlyon: hascow: it worked for me
🔗 21:39 Piperlyon: hascow: make sure that you don't copy the I at the end
🔗 21:39angelofdust337: hascow ok sorry just google BD and censorship and you'll see it
🔗 21:39 hascow: ah. I copied the I
🔗 21:39 hascow: It's partially the outfits themselves, and partially the art style. The characters look about 14
🔗 21:39 Piperlyon: there you go
🔗 21:39RoastedGravy:
featherweight_: Do you have another slice-of-goodness comic to show us today? 
🔗 21:39 featherweight_: one went up this morning
🔗 21:39 Theamazingdrunkbat: Word of warning to Beej: Having not seen the name of the improv troupe spelled, I always thought you were saying 'snap to chaos' theater, and could not find it.
🔗 21:39RoastedGravy: Alright, awesome! Thanks, featherweight_!
🔗 21:40 Piperlyon: hascow: remember, it's Japan, where the age of consent is lower than most of the rest of the world
🔗 21:40tehcrashxor: !game good
🔗 21:40 LRRbot: Rating for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door on Beej's Backlog is now 96% (92/96)
🔗 21:40 Sarah_Serinde: Sleep seems smart, considering it's 1am over here...
🔗 21:40Lightspeeddash: I WILL STAY HOME
🔗 21:40 LordoftheFros: Goodnight, Beej and Heather!
🔗 21:40 hascow: "age of consent" does NOT change my feeling. being officially of the age of consent doesn't make it less freaking creepy
🔗 21:40 LordoftheFros: And goodnight, Chat.
🔗 21:40 Nightvalien28: good night you guys
🔗 21:40 Sarah_Serinde: Well, close to 1am
🔗 21:40 Kapol42: Beej: Don't forget the windows and trash!
🔗 21:40 Kapol42: And night
🔗 21:40 Chemistring: Close the windows and take the garbage out!
🔗 21:40 hascow: yeah, those japanese outfits would not really be anything I'd be comfortable with at all
🔗 21:40 Trippzen: Beej "shucking & jiving" Dery?
🔗 21:40 Chemistring: G'night!
🔗 21:40RoastedGravy: hascow: What do you mean?
🔗 21:40Lightspeeddash: WINDOWS AND TRASH
🔗 21:40 Sarah_Serinde:
Night everyone 
🔗 21:40DarkMorford: I need to sleep too. G'night chat!
🔗 21:41angelofdust337: piperylon and yet they still have an aging population problem
🔗 21:41 hascow: RoastedGravy, with regard to what?
🔗 21:41 LoadingReadyRun: Stay frosty everyone!
🔗 21:41RoastedGravy: What you were talking about?
🔗 21:41 Dix:

🔗 21:41Omnipotenttrevor: I also think that changing the age of a character on paper only doesn't make a thing more "acceptable" or less creepy.
🔗 21:41 Piperlyon: hascow: I understand that, but I'm just saying that cultural differences play into it
🔗 21:41 Kapol42:
But I don't want to be cold. 
🔗 21:41RoastedGravy: Hey Dix. You missed the stream.
🔗 21:41 hascow: I was replying to Piperlyon saying that Japanese age of consent is lower, with regard to the BD outfits
🔗 21:41 LoadingReadyRun: Alright... then stay comfy warm.
🔗 21:41 Kapol42: Yay! I will try to do so.
🔗 21:42Omnipotenttrevor: I mean, if you've written and drawn a 15 year old, saying they're 18 in the western release doesn't seem like it helps anything.
🔗 21:42MadWaltz: Reminds me of how in Fire Emblem Blazing Sword they changed Lyn's age from 15 (japanese version) to 18 (Western version). The fact that they felt the need to make sure she was just at the age of consent in both struck me as fairly...weird
🔗 21:42 hascow: oh, they ARE supposed to be 15. Lovely
🔗 21:43RoastedGravy: It doesn't really, but then again there are already people who are 15 and look 18.
🔗 21:43RoastedGravy: Which is weird.
🔗 21:43 hascow: I need to sleep, even though discussions about virtual characters and age of consent are apparently happening
🔗 21:43RoastedGravy: Well, good night, hascow.
🔗 21:43MadWaltz: Good night Hascow
🔗 21:44angelofdust337: In the end its up to everyone's own perrogative, I don't mind playing the game in public, censored or not. But some might, different strokes for different folks after all.
🔗 21:45Omnipotenttrevor: Like, when I play through that game, I think of the characters as their original ages, and not their changed ages. Because they weren't re-written or re-drawn any differently than intended.
🔗 21:46 Piperlyon: well everyone, as much as I "love" these kinds of discussion, it is round about bedtime here in Texas, so I must be off
🔗 21:46 Piperlyon: farewell chat
🔗 21:46TAOTheCrab:
maybe changing the age is an attempt to reenforce the original intent for the West, but I found a Reddit thread that questioned why the original intent was for them to be just at legal age anyway 
🔗 21:46angelofdust337: I would only think its crossing the line when we people saying we have to go other there, put people in clinics for having such thoughts and change their culture.
🔗 21:47Omnipotenttrevor: Though on the flip side, there is at least one anime I watch that I think of the characters as a couple of years older than they are anyway, because it seems to make so much more sense that way.
🔗 21:47Lithobraker: !nextfan
🔗 21:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: LambMower Stream at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (13:12 from now)
🔗 21:47MadWaltz: Omnipotenttrevor, Yeah, I do that all the time. And honestly, in the Fire Emblem example that I mentioned, I think Lyn makes more sense as 18 anyway
🔗 21:49Omnipotenttrevor: For me it's Steins;Gate. Everyone except Ruka acts more like mid college students than late high-school
🔗 21:50Omnipotenttrevor: Though again that could be cultural differences too.
🔗 22:11 ChroniclerC: !fanstream
🔗 22:12 ChroniclerC: I suppose it ~is~ a little late at night.
🔗 22:49 Hammith: Spoopiest part of latest Let's Nope is how hard the game's been to run.
🔗 23:01 Hammith: I'm really glad the crew don't have much muted sections, since I mostly watch way after everyone streams live.
🔗 23:02Darkvinc: hi there !