All_Mankind: aww man why did i have to sleep all night? i wish i'd caught House of Stark live

All_Mankind: it be hilarious

All_Mankind: also, hi chat

Lightspeeddash: !next

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Lightspeeddash: !panic

LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE

All_Mankind: aww, Uncyclopedia is down

All_Mankind: now where will i get my unformation updates

Jtigwell: !next

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tamaness: !next

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qrpth: !show

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Taichanie: !next

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adi_pie: !next

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DoktorNik is in dire need coffee.

BaronVonRatsworth: Dire coffee is very damgerous

DoktorNik: wait wait wait, question! Destiny's supposed "fairly difficult", and "half a day to complete" raid was beaten in 37 minutes

Nightvalien28: I also read that as dire coffee

Mooriarty: that's not a question dok

DoktorNik: i have cofee in front of me now

Nightvalien28: didnt this game got a budget of like 100 mil or something

DoktorNik: that was 5 minutes of waiting for my 5$ coffee machine to stress it's way to my vital life liquid

All_Mankind: i have a hot cheese pie

All_Mankind: life is complete

DoktorNik: coffee is still better

Nightvalien28: I have an upset stomach

DoktorNik: awwww

DoktorNik: sorry to heart Nightvalien

All_Mankind: more pie for me!

DoktorNik: heart that*

All_Mankind: no but i hope you feel better

DoktorNik: hear***

DoktorNik: i can't type well with one hand

Nightvalien28: yeah I will eventually I just don't like to skip work that much

BaronVonRatsworth: What are you doing with the other dok?

DoktorNik: nursing my coffee

All_Mankind: do we really want to know?

DoktorNik: so it doesn't die

All_Mankind: okay, let's go with that

BaronVonRatsworth: Nursing your "coffee"

DoktorNik: well it's in a Dr.Mcninja "Coffee, My Hero" mug

DoktorNik: It's worth at least a good bit of attention

All_Mankind: cool

DoktorNik: i've also been tempted to get his optimistially delicious Apron just because of how awesome it is

DoktorNik: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-DELICIOUS-APRON&Category_Code=RB

Nightvalien28: awesome

All_Mankind: i'd settle for reading the comic

DoktorNik: that I do

All_Mankind: i keep putting it off because waiting between updates is torturous

DoktorNik: been reading it since shortly after I joined the military

DoktorNik: that was 7 years ago?

All_Mankind: got a friend who only reads Gunnerkrigg Court in paper form for the same reason. . .

DoktorNik: black voodoo magick no doubt

All_Mankind: i bet the military is just like in Dollhouse

DoktorNik: I wish it was...

Nightvalien28: I am confused steam has a top seller called shadow of mordor - middle earth for 60 but it also has a game called middle earth - shadow of mordor for 49

DoktorNik: I mean... Doll house had crazy attractive people who didn't have to remember sweating for hours each day and could walk around basically naked

DoktorNik: Plus Eliza Dushku

All_Mankind: but if you're one of them you won't remember it

DoktorNik: so? Trust me that is better

DoktorNik: (preface i don't have PTSD, just bad memories) After 3 tours working in the ER in afghanistan, I wouldn't mind not remembering some things

All_Mankind: bet those things don't include Eliza Dushku's boobs

DoktorNik: they do not

DoktorNik: Though I wish those memories did

DoktorNik: Though to be fair, she's my #2 or #3 celebrity Crush

DoktorNik: #1 is definitely Scarlett Johansson, the contented to Eliza is Kate Beckinsdale

DoktorNik: contender?

All_Mankind: it's contender

MetricFurlong: what's in contention?

All_Mankind: how celebrities

All_Mankind: hot, too

MetricFurlong: how celebrities what?

DoktorNik: are attractive

All_Mankind: i like Amanda Palmer, but with her being married to my favorite writer it's a little weird

MetricFurlong: genetics and a fair amount of effort put into their appearance, I'd have thought

DoktorNik: Her eyes scare me

All_Mankind: my favorite underappreciated celebrity, i'd say Lisa Bonet

DoktorNik: I haven't seen her in a movie since.. enemy of the state?

DoktorNik: or was she even in that one?

All_Mankind: yeah, Hollywood doesn't even appreciate her

All_Mankind: i have only seen her in High Fidelity and Angel Heart

DoktorNik: she was in all the 974 seasons of the Costby Show

All_Mankind: two very different movies

MetricFurlong: those are indeed very different films

DoktorNik: i have seen neither

All_Mankind: Angel Heart is a pretty straightforward Noir detective story

All_Mankind: with the most disturbing sex scene i've seen in a movie

All_Mankind: High Fidelity you probably have heard about

DoktorNik: no

All_Mankind: it's such an ingrained part of my pop culture vocabulary i have trouble remembering what it's about

All_Mankind: i remember it mostly as a mood

All_Mankind: nice music, broken hearts

MetricFurlong: High Fidelity is primarily about a man who runs a record shop who, during the process of bitching about his Exes, begins to come to the realisation that the reason they all left him was that he was actually an arsehole

MetricFurlong: it's a comedy

All_Mankind: sounds familiar

1MrGhost: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (9:56 from now)

DoktorNik: on a separate note, i love the art on Savage Punch

MetricFurlong: also contains Jack Black when he actually had good roles and was in good films

MetricFurlong: because there was actually a point when that was something that happened

MetricFurlong: (although that can be hard to remember these days)

Flikerz1: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (9:47 from now)

DoktorNik: Question, as someone who's not savvy at MTG, i feel like there are not alot of "good" or interesting 3/4 drops in KTK, is that because of all the Morphs in KTK?

MetricFurlong: I don't think the Magic players are around yet

Ravynn: Good morning everyone, how are all the things?

CaffeinatedLemur stumbles in

CaffeinatedLemur: things are happening, oh dear lord of falafels am I doomed?

DoktorNik: quite possibly

DoktorNik: But we can help, maybe

Ravynn shakes a magic 8-ball

Ravynn: All signs point to yes?

MetricFurlong: afternoon Ravyn, Lemur

CaffeinatedLemur: heya metricfurlong

MetricFurlong: what sort of things are happening, Lemur?

CaffeinatedLemur: I dont know, ravynn said there were things

CaffeinatedLemur: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (9:40 from now)

Ravynn: Doom was called by the magic 8-ball

Ravynn: Oh I wanted to know how all the things were, not that there were necessarily things

CaffeinatedLemur: fair enough

CaffeinatedLemur: in current events I am eating a delicious pumpkin muffin

All_Mankind: is there something happening that isn't things?

DoktorNik: Well i'm not eating a delicious pumpkin muffin

DoktorNik: That is happening but isn't things

CaffeinatedLemur: heya IQ

All_Mankind: yo

CaffeinatedLemur: how goes things?

All_Mankind: i have constructed a 40 card black/blue/white life drain deck and decided to call it "a little wub"

All_Mankind: probably not entirely original

All_Mankind: but i thought it was funny

All_Mankind: now maybe to make a green/red deck i can call "precisely zero wub"

CaffeinatedLemur: lol

DoktorNik: I've been trying to think up a blue/green/red deck for KTK, but the problem is the lack of good 2-3 drops from blue and red

All_Mankind: i don't know what KTK is but Time Elemental is a fun blue creature for 3

DoktorNik: Khan's of TarKir

All_Mankind: ooh

All_Mankind: probably want something more modern then

DoktorNik: http://www.mtgsalvation.com/cards/khans-of-tarkir/23457-savage-punch is the main reason I want blue/green/red

DoktorNik: or at least green

All_Mankind: well it seems like an obvious choice for a fatty deck

DoktorNik: there's lots of bear Cards

All_Mankind: maybe you just want some cheap 4 power creatures for ferocious

All_Mankind: Phantasmal Forces springs to mind

All_Mankind is stuck somewhere around fifth edition

All_Mankind: ball lightning would be pretty funny

DoktorNik: alpine grizzly comes to mind also (4/2 for 3)

All_Mankind pictures a cage match between a ball lightning and an angel

BaronVonRatsworth: dat bear punching

shea_wolfe: turn two heir of the wild into turn three alpine grizzly too strong

All_Mankind: Miljae Djinn, 6/3 for RRR

All_Mankind: can only attack 50% of the time, but it seems like it would fit your deck like a glove

Piperlyon: !totaldeath

LRRbot: 6915 total deaths

BaronVonRatsworth: almost 7,000 deaths

DoktorNik: Savage Knuckleblade is pretty cool too, GBR for a 4/4

DoktorNik: plus dem abilities

shea_wolfe: Savage Knucks is a beatdown

DoktorNik: but Bear Companion is amazing, it's a 2/2 for 2GBR, when entering the battlefield, put a 4/4 green bear token on the field

shea_wolfe: I actually didn't have much luck with it

shea_wolfe: The bear is too vulnerable

DoktorNik: It's hard getting the mana to cast alot of the good spells in KTK

shea_wolfe: Did anyone else feel that it was a very stalled boardstate set?

DoktorNik: there's no good 3 drops

DoktorNik: except of course morphs

DoktorNik: but yeah, with all the morphs, and meat in the 3-4 drop area

shea_wolfe: also, asensions, but those only sorta count

DoktorNik: you either get going with 1-2 drops, and wait until 5-6 drops

DoktorNik: I mean, there are "good 3 drops" but 9/10 are tri-colored

shea_wolfe: that's very fair

DoktorNik: which means you will never cast them at 3 mana

shea_wolfe: but if you do....woof

BaronVonRatsworth: I think cause they wanted morph's to at worst trade or bounce off of morphs which flipped for under 5 mana

All_Mankind: this billboard is weirding me out: https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2chfnlum51qfm7z9o1_500.jpg

shea_wolfe: I'm still not a big fan of the "undercosted" morphs

All_Mankind: Newport aquarium and sensuous prostate exams?

DoktorNik: erms

DoktorNik: sure?

BaronVonRatsworth: That is an odd billboard

shea_wolfe: Hey, when's the last time you had your prostate examined?

shea_wolfe: It's important!

DoktorNik: It's important for men in their 30's

DoktorNik: Most doctors Don't recommend getting your first prostate exam until you are 35

DoktorNik: Last I check

DoktorNik: ed

All_Mankind: i'm gonna next year

shea_wolfe: Which is sneaking up on me faster than I care to admit

CaffeinatedLemur: yup

All_Mankind: i'm only 33 but i often have bad timing

BaronVonRatsworth: I didn't know sea animals where able to give prostrate exams

shea_wolfe: Another thing to look forward to I suppose

DoktorNik: I feel young, I turn 25 in a few days

shea_wolfe: You know, on twitch (non-main streams) you may be

Handsongammer: @Doktornik you feel young? im not even 16 yet

All_Mankind: both my dad and his dad had prostate cancer. . .

shea_wolfe: the readable chats tend to favor older folk

DoktorNik: Thank Goodness for that

All_Mankind: soo my odds are probably like 75%

BaronVonRatsworth: Being so old, we can't keep up with the faster chats

Handsongammer: aye it really sucks when most people misspell every other word

shea_wolfe: Oh dear mankind, that's rough

Handsongammer: ouch

shea_wolfe: Hey Mankind, does that name mean you're also Dude Love and Cactus Jack?

BaronVonRatsworth: All mankind I wish for your butt to be healthy

BaronVonRatsworth: That was a sentence I just said...

Handsongammer: @Baronvonratsworth yes, yes it was

All_Mankind: it was no problem for my dad, and i'll catch it much earlier than he did

All_Mankind: so probably no worries

BaronVonRatsworth: Yay

BaronVonRatsworth: Healthy butts are important

All_Mankind: at least as long as they don't privatize health care

Handsongammer: @All_mankind Canadaian?

All_Mankind: Swedish

Handsongammer: and i put an extra a in there

Handsongammer: ah ok

Handsongammer: well i hope for your sake they dont privatize it over there

All_Mankind: probably not

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (8:57 from now)

All_Mankind: we got rid of those money grabbing liberals in the election earlier this month

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: Lol I forgot I made this sub

Handsongammer: good

CaffeinatedLemur: but vladislav, i really dont know

BaronVonRatsworth: I thought it was conservatives that wanted it to be privatized? At least in the US.

CaffeinatedLemur: !nextfan

LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CaffeinatedLemur Streams I guess (www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (56m from now)

CaffeinatedLemur: 0.o

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me:

All_Mankind: yeah, our liberals are the conservatives

CaffeinatedLemur: wait what!? I am this morning!

All_Mankind: the socialists are the progressives

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: heh

BaronVonRatsworth: well thats needlessly confusing

All_Mankind: cultural differences are fun

BaronVonRatsworth: socialists are seen as pure evil over here cause of the cold war

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me is also Scoopifer, Ular_the_Unlifer, and Personham88

ChroniclerC: You didn't know you were streaming today, Lemur? xD

ChroniclerC: !fanstream

LRRbot: The LRR Fan Streamer list can be found here: http://bit.ly/LRRFanStream and the calendar is here: http://bit.ly/LRRFanStreamSched

CaffeinatedLemur: chroniclerc, I guess I forgotted

All_Mankind: which is weird cause we had commie submarines up our butts all the way to our teeth for all that war

DoktorNik: I wish the US would just accept Socialism is not pure evil and actually help people

BaronVonRatsworth: Me too

DoktorNik: accept that*

LambMower: But muh taxes

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: I've decided, instead of just staying on one sub, I'm going to make character based novelty subs and try and create a persona around it and RP it a bit.

All_Mankind: the US needs a pure evil to wage war against

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: Hyello from Snorshviet Artstotska!

All_Mankind: at least the conservatives seem to think so

BaronVonRatsworth: The US is a special place

BaronVonRatsworth: We have enough wars going on...

DoktorNik: The US is very very special... which is why i'm probably going to move to Canadia

BaronVonRatsworth: Even without you know, the actual wars we have going on

Handsongammer: @Doktornik that is a good decision

All_Mankind: it warms my heart to hear about people escaping the US

adi_pie: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (8:52 from now)

DoktorNik: or maybe I'll actually try to learn Swedish and Move up There

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: The US is like a toddler with its fingers in its ears "LALALALA I cant hear your horrifying and crippling problems"

LambMower: We are a pretty great place to live

ChroniclerC: I'm from Texas. I would not survive Canadia and its cold. ;_;

adi_pie: Oh, so much time to waste...I mean, use responsibly.

All_Mankind: i think Canada is better than Sweden, but maybe i'm biased

BaronVonRatsworth: Canada contains Lrr, giving it like +20 to awesome

DoktorNik: I have an brother who lives in Vancouver

adi_pie: Isn't the grass always greener on the other side, All_Mankind?

LambMower: It's the whole "grass is greener on the other side" thing

Handsongammer: @Chroniclerc it's actually not cold here except during the winter, it's only a little farther north than a lot of us citys

DoktorNik: I wouldn't mind living near him.

All_Mankind: what Lamb said

LambMower: There really is very few places that rival scandinavia when it comes to how great it is to live here

All_Mankind: Norway might be tops

DoktorNik: But Sweedish Women....

Handsongammer: @Doktornik by anychance do you mean living in victoria BC?

ChroniclerC: Handsong. I'm cold in just 70 degrees (F). Below freezing for more than a month consecutively would likely kill me. ^_^;

All_Mankind: fun fact: the average maternity leave pay for women in Norway is 100.2%

LambMower: Norway is number 1 in life quality with Sweden on 2 and Denmark on 3

LambMower: So yeah, Scandinavia *** yeah?

adi_pie: I'm happy enough with where I live, I might visit those other places, but they wouldn't be home for me.

LambMower: Plus in Sweden we have the lowest percentage of political corruption and are staunch defenders of social rights

DoktorNik: Handsongammer, no my brother lives just off Commercial in Vancouver

LambMower: So all in all, pretty good.

Handsongammer: @Doktornik ah ok then

BaronVonRatsworth: What country has the highest political corruption out of curiousity

ChroniclerC: (Of course, by the same token, I bike around as my primary transportation in hundred-degree (again, F) weather. I'm well-adapted to Texas.)

All_Mankind: Scandinavia has gone downhill politically over the last decade though, we've imported the American fear of Muslims and racist parties get ever more power in our politics

DoktorNik: Probably some African State or Middle Eastern Country

LambMower: Probably some palce in mid-africa

Handsongammer: @Baronvonratsworth probably north korea

All_Mankind: out of the countries with measurable levels of corruption, the US wins

ChroniclerC: Yeah, but there are so many countries that can't be measured that that's not saying as much as you'd think.

BaronVonRatsworth: I think north korea, depending on how you define corruption might have very little

All_Mankind: pretty sure i read a UN report about that

DoktorNik: Apparently It's a Three Way Tie Between North Korea, Pakistan, and Somalia

adi_pie: There's a Corruption Perception Index if that helps any.

Handsongammer: North Korea does not suprise me being on that list

DoktorNik: that's what I'm looking at Adi_pie

BaronVonRatsworth: Given North Korea is you know, dictatorship so whatever the ruler does by definition isn't corruption because he says so.

DoktorNik: And Aparently, New Zealand is the least corrupt place to live

All_Mankind: today i read Kim Jong Un has gone underground

BaronVonRatsworth: Not since they killed Sauron.

adi_pie: DoktorNik, so the chat was right on all three counts of , North Korea, African country, and Middle-Eastern country.

Handsongammer: it's cuz of the hobits

All_Mankind: to rumors of health problems

BaronVonRatsworth: They need to replace his cyborg body. Clearly.

All_Mankind: wouldn't it be funny if they ran out of eligible dictators in North Korea?

adi_pie: Though Pakistan is more South Asian than Middle-Eastern

BaronVonRatsworth: @All_mankind Is that even physically possible?

ChroniclerC: It would be funny up until the war started, Mankind.

DoktorNik: South West Asia

DoktorNik: But yeah

Handsongammer: @All_mankind yes please let that happen

All_Mankind: Un doesn't have any children that i'm aware. . .

DoktorNik: It's the Western Idea of the MIddle East

LambMower: Both China and South Korea wants North Korea

adi_pie: I doubt China would ever go into North Korea, traditionally China has enjoyed having a buffer of smaller countries surrounding it. But we'll see.

LambMower: Tibet, or as China likes to call it, China.

BaronVonRatsworth: Who doesn't want to rule the world

DoktorNik: I wouldn't mind not ruling the world

MetricFurlong: I don't really

MetricFurlong: seems like a lot of effort

All_Mankind: i don't want to, i'll just reluctantly shoulder the power when it's thrust upon me

Handsongammer: @Baronvonratsworth i would hate ruling the world, too many people would be calling me an idiot no matter what i did

ChroniclerC: Dun wanna rule the world. It's full of idiots.

DoktorNik: The Problem with the world is the Human Race, they all think they are the most intelligent species... But they are WRONG

CaffeinatedLemur is an idiot

BaronVonRatsworth: Alrighty, what country doesn't want to rule the world?

DoktorNik: It's the graceful, glorious Honeybadger

adi_pie: We all have our moments, CaffeinatedLemur.

BaronVonRatsworth: Rats are clearly the most intelligent and best dressed of all animals on planet earth.

All_Mankind: Sweden doesn't, we're happy being the bootlicking yesman of whoever rules the world

adi_pie: BaronVonRatsworth, Switzerland? Mine?

ChroniclerC: "A ~person~ is intelligent. ~People~ are stupid, panicky animals. And you know it."

Handsongammer: @Baronvonratsworth uh... canada... thats it i think?

All_Mankind: people look stupid from a distance

DoktorNik: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

All_Mankind: my answer is to look closer

DoktorNik: Love the new penny-arcade comic

adi_pie: Even more important debate, chat, pizza or Chinese food ?

Handsongammer: @Adi_pie pizza.. PIZZA!!!!

All_Mankind: fried shrimp pizza?

Nightvalien28: pizza

BaronVonRatsworth: Both?

LambMower: I like both... hmm

ChroniclerC: My roommate and his brother were doing that over the weekend. I laughed pretty hard when I recognized the cave on Checkpoint+.

LambMower: But currently definitely feeling Pizza

Ravynn: Pizza with spring rolls on it?

All_Mankind: i wrote "shried frimp" there before i could figure out that was wrong

adi_pie: Thanks, chat, for helping me pick dinner from now till Watch and Play.

BaronVonRatsworth: that dinner has to last you a long time

Handsongammer: make pizza our of chinese food

Handsongammer: perfect solution

adi_pie: BaronVonRatsworth, I have something for now, the pizza is for the Watch+Play timeslot. Since I won't be sleeping might as well make sure I'm well stocked.

BaronVonRatsworth: Well stocked...like Adam Jensen?

adi_pie: I don't drink, sorry, you won't be seeing the Mad Boxer of Bucharest on the news anytime soon.

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (8:31 from now)

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me:

CaffeinatedLemur needs more booze

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: I wont be awake for that maybe

RebelliousUno: !nextfan

LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CaffeinatedLemur Streams I guess (www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (31m from now)

RebelliousUno: half an hour till Lemur fall

RebelliousUno: got it

RebelliousUno: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (8:31 from now)

CaffeinatedLemur: crap I still need to set that up 0_0

Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: lol

RebelliousUno: ok 45 minute to Lemur fall

RebelliousUno: got it

RebelliousUno: w

ChroniclerC: ^w^

DoktorNik: I feel bad for destiny, it's everyone's target it seems

DoktorNik: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/12320-Destiny-s-Loot-System-Explained

ChroniclerC: It's the current big popular release. Easy target.

BaronVonRatsworth: My view on destiny, yep...that's a game alright

Nightvalien28: have you seen the amount of money that went on it's development

Nightvalien28: yeah its a game

All_Mankind: it's a nine digit budget game made specifically to avoid offending anyone, i feel as much sympathy for it as i do for Bill Gates' wallet

leebenningfield: I don't get that comic... how does loot in Destiny work?

ChroniclerC: It seems okay. My roommate enjoys the *** out of it.

leebenningfield: I watched my roommate playing it and it looked like Borderlands without jokes

ChroniclerC: It look- yeah, what Lee said.

DoktorNik: LeebenningField, you are put on missions, and they show you the rarity of items you COULD get as an award. Then you don't get those items

DoktorNik: or something like that

ChroniclerC: That's... Actually kinda scummy if true.

leebenningfield: So mission rewards are like a lottery, and you usually get the consolation prize?

DoktorNik: I only played for a little bit, and didn't enjoy it

ChroniclerC: *if accurate

All_Mankind: meanwhile i just earned a dollar for telling a marketing group how little i care about cellphones

DoktorNik: But i'm not a shooter type of person, except for Warframe, that game is a ton of fun

BaronVonRatsworth: Very nice

All_Mankind: that's in Paypal money, so i guess it's going straight to Desert Bus

ChroniclerC: That's a fifth of a joke subscription, Mankind!

BaronVonRatsworth: I still have my first phone from like 8 years ago because it still works and whenever I try another phone it breaks almost immediately

All_Mankind: i may get to do this every day

BaronVonRatsworth: You could joke sub every week....

All_Mankind: or save it up for the childroon

ChroniclerC: Joke sub every week plus a bag of chips! ^_^

DoktorNik: I have a cheap pay as you go phone with no contract, and it works amazingly well

ChroniclerC: I kinda wonder how much money LRR has gotten (after Twitch takes its piece) from subs since LRL started.

All_Mankind: not that i want to advertise for these freaks or anything,.but if anyone likes to mess with marketers as much as i do check https://www.futuretalkers.com

BaronVonRatsworth: I summon demon penguins to send my messages

ChroniclerC: I'mma go play some Dungeon Defenders while Lemur sets up. Later, chat.

DoktorNik: All_mankind when i see that website, the only thing I can think of is the Southpark Daytime Jewelry Show Episode. "Those earrings would look great on your corpse, go shoot yourself"

BaronVonRatsworth: chronic, normal or eternity?

All_Mankind: for tax purposes, internet celebrities usually don't want to make their income public

DoktorNik: well Let's just guestimate $2.25 after taxes per subscriber per month

DoktorNik: !viewer

DoktorNik: !viewers

LRRbot: Stream is not live. 108 users in the chat.

BaronVonRatsworth: Well twitch changed the ratio

DoktorNik: really?

DoktorNik: up or down?

Nightvalien28: up

LambMower: It's 75% ratio now

DoktorNik: streamers get 75% now? or twitch >.>

Nightvalien28: streamers

LambMower: Streamers

DoktorNik: okay, that makes me smile

BaronVonRatsworth: Glorious

All_Mankind: twitch must be raking it in, making such a generous move. . .

adi_pie: Wasn't it 70-30? That's usually the split these days. Nitpicky, I know.

DoktorNik: So erms after taxes let's Guess $3.75?

DoktorNik: Any Guess as to how many Subs they have?

LambMower: 100+

adi_pie: DoktorNik, 1 million.

BaronVonRatsworth: It's spelled Bootoons?

All_Mankind: between 100 and 1000

LambMower: It's guesstimate around 200

Nightvalien28: I think it was boontoons

DoktorNik: okay 200 subs

LambMower: I Guesstimate*

BaronVonRatsworth: They have like 15ish every check point >.>

DoktorNik: yeah, but alot of people just keep their subscriptions going while they can

DoktorNik: and other just let their novelty subs go too

adi_pie: BaronVonRatsworth, yeah, but those are usually gag subs, I doubt those carry over.

DoktorNik: Yeah, i"d say 200 is a nice idea

BaronVonRatsworth: So...we're only counting recurring subs?

All_Mankind: i doubt i'm the only one who made like four novelty subs with no intention of renewing them

DoktorNik: But it's still only $750 USD

LambMower: 750 per months

DoktorNik: yeah

LambMower: + Ad money

DoktorNik: which I have no idea how much ad money is

DoktorNik: maybe equal? or greater?

LambMower: It's about 10 cent per 10th ad I believe

BaronVonRatsworth: Granted the total amount of hours of streaming they do is more then a full time job

LambMower: As in per 10th person that sees an ad

adi_pie: Well, that means we can't actually call the LRR streams "amateur hour" anymore, right? They are getting paid in a way.

Nightvalien28: we call it the scrub hour

All_Mankind: professional gamers, they are

DoktorNik: So ~300 viewers on average, each add is $30 USD

BaronVonRatsworth: I think "amateur hour" still somehow fits

DoktorNik: Let's say an add every hour

LambMower: That is implying that not everyone ad blocks

DoktorNik: true...

adi_pie: Or watches through Livestreamer

DoktorNik: let's say it's a very aggresive 50% of people let adds through

adi_pie: Or has Turbo, though I wonder how that money is split.

BaronVonRatsworth: wait isn't it 10 cents every tenth ad? So 300 viewers would be $3?

LambMower: TotalBiscuit said the Ad turnaround on his videos are about 20%

LambMower: So around 20% don't block

All_Mankind: i'm sure Graham said something about ads paying more the longer people watch

DoktorNik: jeez

DoktorNik: that's crap

DoktorNik: Okay, so 3$ an add you are right baron

DoktorNik: and with 20% not adblocking

BaronVonRatsworth: That's with all them letting it through

DoktorNik: that's $0.60 an add

DoktorNik: 40 adds a week

LambMower: This is exactly why sites don't want you to adblock

DoktorNik: that's $24 a week

DoktorNik: that's $100 a month from adds

BaronVonRatsworth: Well when they play ads, a few get played

DoktorNik: so that's $850 monthly "income" from streaming?

LambMower: A 3 minute ad block would be like 5 ads

LambMower: It should also be kept in mind that different ads pay differently

DoktorNik: Honestly, i do not mind ads that much, as long as they are not obnoxious

All_Mankind: one day all they played was an ad for an ad company that was like 5 seconds long, 20 or 30 times per ad break

All_Mankind: such rage

DoktorNik: >.<

LambMower: There are different types of ads you can play and they pay a different fee... TotalBiscuit did a whole video explaining all of this around when Twitch being bought by google was talked about

DoktorNik: so me subbing to LRR is worth ~300 non-adblocked viewers watching adds

LambMower: Pretty much

LambMower: Subbing is worth way more than watching ads in the end

DoktorNik: man I rock

DoktorNik: We should throw me a Party next Friday

DoktorNik: Because yeah, it's totally not my birthday, and i'm just amazing for subbing

adi_pie: I seem to get one ad repeated for a whole week, I'm currently on the ESL week, last one was the Smite Week.

adi_pie: I wonder what it will be next week?

LambMower: That's because Twitch has a very very limited ad pool

All_Mankind: adventures in advertising

LambMower: Especially for different regions

DoktorNik: Men's Speedo adds

adi_pie: At least for Europeans.

BaronVonRatsworth: Some of the ads are mighty strange for sure

All_Mankind: testing a man's willpower against the forces of capitalism

adi_pie: DoktorNik, at least in a Speedo ad I would have something interesting to watch, if you get my meaning.

BaronVonRatsworth: What can men do against such reckless greed

All_Mankind: disobey

DoktorNik: It's sad, all the things i'd love to watch an ad about don't need ads... Victoria's Secret for instance

BaronVonRatsworth: I've gotten Victoria secret ads

BaronVonRatsworth: Not on twitch

BaronVonRatsworth: But I've gotten them

DoktorNik: ah

All_Mankind: if i had twitch money i'd put up an ad for Not Racism

DoktorNik: I never seem to get good ads, most ads I see are terrible tele shows

All_Mankind: have you tried not being racist today? it feels great

DoktorNik: also I feel bad, but I started blocking theescapistmagazine again, too many auto-play ads with really loud audio

BaronVonRatsworth: Also the keep sending catalogs to my parents under my name for some baffling reason.

Deimir: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (8:00 from now)

CaffeinatedLemur: caffeinatedlemur "Front Mission 4 - Let us try this again, no one escapes the pincer" playing Front Mission 4 is LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur

BaronVonRatsworth: All mankind I am playing "Everyone's a little bit racist" on plug.dj

DoktorNik: lol

DoktorNik: I love that song

DoktorNik: It's Avenue Q right?

All_Mankind: i'll top that with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTvImY4Hgw

BaronVonRatsworth: Yep

BaronVonRatsworth: What the effing eff

BaronVonRatsworth: I just got an ad for "Selfie improvement."

All_Mankind: haha

All_Mankind: the internet wants you to take more pictures of your kisser

leebenningfield: has it got anything to do with the new TV show "Selfie"? or is it literally about taking better selfies

BaronVonRatsworth: Literally about taking selfies

BaronVonRatsworth: I'm slightly offended that I think everyone who was taking selfies in that ad were female

All_Mankind: who's more likely to buy cameras and/or photoshop apps for selfies?

All_Mankind: whatever the ad was trying to sell. . .

DoktorNik: I would take Selfies, but the UN Mandated that I no longer be able to post such war crimes on the interblags

BaronVonRatsworth: You know...I have no idea what that ad was trying to sell

All_Mankind: i need a special permit for my face, and i can only carry my body concealed in public

All_Mankind: there were too many complaints of spontaneous eruptions, mass suicides and sudden onset puberty

BaronVonRatsworth: I have to keep my skin covered lest I burst into flame from sunlight

Ravynn: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (7:45 from now)

Ravynn: !nextfan

LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CaffeinatedLemur Streams I guess (www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (14m ago)

Okipokute: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (7:19 from now)

Okipokute: hmm

Okipokute: anyone know what's noping today?

LambMower: It's W+P today

LambMower: They just haven't changed schedule

Okipokute: aww

BaronVonRatsworth: Oooh W + P

BaronVonRatsworth: Madness inducing games

Okipokute: it's hard to find truly mad games

m33pn8r: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (7:10 from now)

qrpth: There are games on familypcgames.com they haven't played yet.

LambMower: I doubt any of them can beat Zoo Race

LambMower: But that's what people thought about Prayer Warriors

esperchld: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (7:05 from now)

DoktorNik: Did Alex ever get that game to work without changing game speed?

DoktorNik: or was it always running uber fast and they just set the game speed to something low?

LambMower: I was gonna help him with that, but we haven't gotten around to it yet

LambMower: But yes, I do have the fix for it.

BaronVonRatsworth: The GIF of bear is go to moon is wonderful

PMAvers: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (6:39 from now)

VoicedOtter: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (6:38 from now)

LambMower: I found a gif for Alex: .imgur.com/PCCigiJ.gif

LambMower: i.imgur.com/PCCigiJ.gif

LambMower: *

LambMower: Basically this entire post is for Alex http://imgur.com/gallery/6brU2

Havok4: I would be really surprised that is not the premise of a music video.

RoastedGravy: !nextfan

LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CaffeinatedLemur Streams I guess (www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (1:49 ago), Gaming Randomly w/ RoastedGravy at Fri 03:00 PM PDT (2:10 from now)

squaredotcube: So I'm not really sure or not, but what I've seen, I think Leelee is in Roundabout

Bratmon: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (6:03 from now)

A_Pulsing_Mage: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (5:46 from now)

cyberpunkpilot: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (5:44 from now)

MetricFurlong pokes chat with a stick

adi_pie: Stop that, it tickles.

MetricFurlong: Freedom of expression!

MetricFurlong pokes other areas of chat with a stick

Mooriarty: !time

LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:36 PM

Porchmonkey4ever: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (5:23 from now)

MetricFurlong: not terribly soon

MetricFurlong prepare for a ridiculously late night again

malc wonders when the next Watch+Play is; we've had a run of Nopes

Compleatly: they were supposed to be monthly

Compleatly: and last week was supposed to be one, but Alex was taking a request for some reason.

malc: ah, I thought they alternated at one point

malc: I have lost track

malc: anyway I'm glad it's not W+P tonight, I'm way too tired to stay up til 6am again

Compleatly: considering last week was supposed to be let's nope, this week might be a watch + play. I don't think there's been one for September yet

adi_pie: Graham did say today would be a W+P, I think they forgot to change the calendar.

malc: uh oh

malc: I may be dead in 12 hours

adi_pie: Last weeks Let's Nope was also a Backer Reward, IIRC. It was that Clive Barker game, right?

All_Mankind: Clive Barker's Undying by Clive Barker

adi_pie: Presented by Clive Barker

adi_pie: Funnily enough Clive Barker also directed that game, and it looked quite good, especially for the time it was released in.

All_Mankind: really, internet? "bendgate"? your mother and i are very disappointed in you

andersgeek: Damn, I'm tired. Better go to bed and set the alarm.

adi_pie: All_Mankind, still better than "Bendghazi"

andersgeek: Is there some company that earns money off license for any newly created '-gates'?

All_Mankind: you'd think so

andersgeek: That's the only explanation, really

All_Mankind: Kathleen has a headache. controversial Migrainegate tears internet community apart!

All_Mankind pockets a quarter

MasterCheese: It all stems from Watergategate

MasterCheese: If there's ever a scandal involving water supplies, well be screwed

MasterCheese: We'll

MetricFurlong: already happened

MasterCheese: Really?

malc: that typo kinda worked

Compleatly: I still don't even understand what Gamergate is supposed to be.

Compleatly: It's just people yelling and being stupid, right?

MasterCheese: malc: I was tempted to leave it

MetricFurlong: ^ pretty much

MetricFurlong: (that was at Compleatly)

MasterCheese: It's two groups of people screaming at each other and accomplishing nothing

MasterCheese: Except upsetting themselves

MasterCheese: I avoid it

All_Mankind: a manufactured scandal over an imaginary crime invented by a jilted lover to get back at his ex

MetricFurlong: MasterCheese: yeah, there have been a couple of 'water-gate' stories over the years IIRC

MetricFurlong: (besides, you know, actual Watergate)

MasterCheese: Fun

squaredotcube: although the side-effect of corruption accusations in game journalism was...interesting

MetricFurlong: apparently gaming is controlled by a cabal of feminists funded by DARPA or something

MetricFurlong: I think that's the going theory

All_Mankind: here's one side of the story: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-gamergate-debate-has-made-world-worse/

squaredotcube: and it did sort of wake up some sites about there being standards in journalism

All_Mankind: the other side is represented in the comments, but they don't actually have any chat logs to show the cops that would suggest their version is true

MetricFurlong: and all it took was driving a bunch of people to quite the industry, writing about the industry and in two fairly high profile cases out of their own homes

MasterCheese: Any source on it is going to be horrendously biased, and both sides claim the moral high ground because there are bad people on the other side

MasterCheese: It's just pointless internet drama

MasterCheese: I'd just ignore it

MetricFurlong: I don't even think it's really a sides thing

All_Mankind: see above re: evidence

adi_pie: I wonder if some of the manchildren screaming about "corruption" in gmaing journalism have ever heard of the "White House Correspondents' Dinner". Though I guess not, their minds might just implode at the thought.

MasterCheese: metricfurlong: It is 100% a sides thing

MasterCheese: all_mankind: "evidence" from a biased source. Wonderful

MetricFurlong: it's just that various amounts of the 'Gamer Community' are incapable of not turning anything related to gaming into an 'Us vs. Them, With us or Against Us' scenario

MasterCheese: There has been literally zero unbiased coverage of the whole thing

MasterCheese: And the whole thing was spawned by some he-said she-said personal drama

All_Mankind: no evidence that should matter to us, just to the cops

MasterCheese: Again, not worth the brain power, it'll all fizzle out and we can carry on as if nothing happened

MetricFurlong: eh, it'll just come up again

MasterCheese: Hopefully in a saner manner

adi_pie: If by "he-said, she-said" you mean one jilted ex- saying someone slept around for coverage without any evidence ot back it up, MasterCheese.

MetricFurlong: given that you can draw direct parallels in the 'conversations' with the Jennifer Hepler debacle

MasterCheese: Where both sides realise that literally every public figure on the internet gets harassed

MetricFurlong: and the 'Anita Sarkeesian is destroying videogames!' thing

MasterCheese: adi_pie: That is exactly what I mean. People getting riled up by personal drama, without caring if it's real or not

MetricFurlong: I do not expect sanity to ever come out of this

MasterCheese: People just want a reason to be upset

MasterCheese: And are just feeding the trolls on both sides by being very loudly, and publicly upset

MetricFurlong: I'm just kind of glad I stopped being part of the 'Gamer Community' so I don't really have to deal with any of it unless I go looking

MetricFurlong: although not everyone seems to have a choice in the matter

MasterCheese: It's nothing but attention whoring and two echo chambers throwing insults at each other, about why their echo chamber is better

All_Mankind: well, this is a log of 4chan members planning their harassment in detail: https://storify.com/strictmachine/gameovergate

MasterCheese: I really don't understand internet drama

MasterCheese: all_mankind: And I'm sure people on the other side have also discussed harassment. Neither side is particularly clean on the harassment side of things

adi_pie: MasterCheese, true, unfortunately there also people that get dragged into it without wanting to or picking any side.

All_Mankind: read it and see

MasterCheese: all_mankind: I honestly don't care, to be honest

MasterCheese: I'm only talking about it now because I'm half asleep and bored

MetricFurlong: and yet you're still talking about it

squaredotcube: The industry is a plant in a window. If you leave it in one direction too long, it's going to get lopsided, and lean towards the sun. You have to rotate it for it to look full, and uprooting isn't the solution.

MasterCheese: I'm on the secret third side of the issue, who are pretty ambivalent, but enjoy watching the spectacle that is internet drama

MasterCheese:

MetricFurlong: see, I'm not sure I'd recommend that attitude either, to be honest

MasterCheese: The same people who read conversations in YouTube comments

All_Mankind: you enjoy watching it, but don't want to actually know what's going on?

MasterCheese: Just to watch people fight over nothing

cyberpunkpilot: any one want to come here and pack for me?

MetricFurlong: it's a bit like watching reality TV to feel superior to whoever's on screen

All_Mankind: well, i feel the same way about Aguirre The Wrath of God

MasterCheese: all_mankind: I cared for a while, and followed it a lot, but the most vocal people on each side seem equally terrible people

MasterCheese: So I just stopped

MasterCheese: It was making me sad

blip2004: has anyone suggested Roundabout as a game for the watch and play?

ahosaru: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (4:46 from now)

squaredotcube: Roundabout isn't a bad game?....

MetricFurlong: I don't think they have, blip2004

ahosaru: !game

LRRbot: Not currently playing any game

All_Mankind: did you take their word for the other party being terrible? cause some of them lie

adi_pie: I'm sure it's "nothing" when people are forced out of their house and sent murder threats with their address in tow, or photos of the front of their house.

MetricFurlong: blip2004: also, please tell me that's not actually your birth year - I'm feeling old enough as it is

blip2004: i dunno if its good or bad, just weird

blip2004: its not

MasterCheese: all_mankind: There's threats and harassment and insults and unsubstantiated rumours coming from both sides

MetricFurlong: blip2004: thank you.

adi_pie: blip2004, if it's just strange, I'm sure Alex could play it on IDDQDerp at one point

blip2004: it is the year i finished highschool, although its not why i use it

MasterCheese: And yes, a lot of trying to paint the others as evil, terrible people, bent on destroying society

squaredotcube: Also I *think* Leelee is in it

squaredotcube: as one of the passengers

MasterCheese: It's all gotten quite boring now

MetricFurlong: I just had someone tell me they were 7 when they saw Spirited Away for the first time, and I'm not really sure how to process that

adi_pie: To be perfectly honest, 4chan needs no help with that, I'm 100% sure it's full of horrible people, bent on making other people's lives miserable.

MasterCheese: adi_pie: The wonders of anonymity

MasterCheese: It really brings out the worst in people

adi_pie: MetricFurlong, that you're old?

MetricFurlong: adi_pie: besides that!

MetricFurlong: urgh, I'm so old

MasterCheese: Anonymity, and a feeling of moral superiority, the two things that make people day and do just incredibly awful things

adi_pie: That they saw a really good movie?

All_Mankind: anonymity, the shield of one of the sides of the conflict

adi_pie: Anonymity is part of it, it can be used for good things as well, which just means the fault lies in the person not in "anonymity" as a thing.

MetricFurlong: MasterCheese: aside from people behind an anonymous handle complaining people not taking a moderate stance are terrible, obviously

MasterCheese: I don't really count '4chan' as part of the conflict. They just want to rile everyone up. That's all they do

MasterCheese: metricfurlong: I never said they had to be combined

MetricFurlong: (not a personal dig, just thought there was a little irony there)

MasterCheese:

Durugai: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (4:40 from now)

MasterCheese: My handle is far from anonymous

adi_pie: Whether you want to count them or not, the fact that 4chan is involved isn't something anyone can deny.

All_Mankind: no, these anonymous folks have used a number of venues other than 4chan to mount their attack, mostly twitter

blip2004: whats 4chan doing now?

All_Mankind: they're still anonymously harassing public figures

MasterCheese: Anyway, I have to sleep, I have a flight to catch in the morning

MasterCheese: Enjoy your drama

blip2004: so nothing new then

adi_pie: blip2004, A bit of harassment, a bit of sexism, you know, the usual.

adi_pie:

PMAvers: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (4:37 from now)

Okipokute yawns

adi_pie puts a stick of TNT in Okipokute's mouth while he's yawning

SquidForceOne: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (4:35 from now)

Okipokute explodes all over adi_pie

All_Mankind: why can't we be friends ;_;

adi_pie opens the Gib-Proof umbrella

Okipokute: because instead of understanding people, we like to group them under labels and demonize them?

adi_pie: Demonize? Cool! Can I be a Demon too?

MetricFurlong: we can't be friends because not all of you have seen all the stuff I like yet

MetricFurlong:

Okipokute: adi_pie, you are the demons

blip2004: i find it easier to hate people when you understand their motives for what they do

All_Mankind: and then Adi pie was the monsters

PMAvers: I think tonight's a W+P, right?

All_Mankind: yeop

BaronVonRatsworth: People should watch lemur punch robutts

adi_pie: !nextfan

LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CaffeinatedLemur Streams I guess (www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (3:27 ago), Gaming Randomly w/ RoastedGravy at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2:32 from now)

All_Mankind: i wonder what special halloween horror they'll come up with for, uh, halloween

Okipokute: what kind of robutts?

Okipokute: oh front mission robutts

MetricFurlong: pretty much

Okipokute: would they be too busy with DB for holloween special?

MetricFurlong: that and committing lots of warcrimes

MetricFurlong: out of curiosity, anyone here familiar with Karnivool?

All_Mankind: it wouldn't have to be that special, just your average W+P with an atrocious horror game with a halloween theme

All_Mankind: Pumpkinhead's Revenge, maybe. . .

MetricFurlong: that's not really horror

MetricFurlong: well, only for the person playing it

All_Mankind: like your average W+P game

MetricFurlong: a compelling point

MetricFurlong: I'd have thought it would just be tying Alex to a chair Clockwork Orange style and making him watch the youtube channel of the guys behind Zoo Race

Okipokute: i wonder what horror games will come out to try and capitalize on halloween

VmKid: !next America/New_York

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 10:00 PM EDT (4:27 from now)

MetricFurlong: Okipokute: crap ones?

PMAvers: Well, for Halloween they could scare the audience by playing a good game.

All_Mankind: gasp!

Okipokute: egads!

MetricFurlong: zounds!

Okipokute: zoinks!

VmKid: Are they actually doing Let's Nope this week or are they doing a W&P?

MetricFurlong: mystery box

All_Mankind: a trifling distinction

VmKid: 'Cause they were supposed to do a W&P last week but then that kickstarter thing happened.

Okipokute: i hope there's another game on the level of amnesia this year

All_Mankind: it's supposed to be W+P today

VmKid: Oh goodie!

All_Mankind: i'm not sure what the difference is other than Alex not knowing what terribleness is coming his way beforehand

MetricFurlong: Okipokute: I'd settle for an amnesia game without the motion sickness inducing camera tilts

squaredotcube: You'd know what'd be cool for a backing system? Reward tiers that are actually position bids, along with a certain percentage of the profit going into your pocket.

VmKid: The difference is that one's scary and the other's scary bad.

Anubis169: huh

squaredotcube: and if you don't get the position, your investment gets refunded.

Anubis169: player not loading for me

VmKid: They're not live.

Anubis169 facedesks

All_Mankind: as long as the end result is Alex screaming his pants off :3

MetricFurlong: well, you've got a while for it to sort itself out at least

Anubis169: i know that, i mean the player itself

VmKid:

Anubis169: same for chat

Anubis169: i'm only getting the loading markers

Okipokute: and of course there will be craptastic horro games

VmKid: Browser?

Anubis169: chrome, maybe i'll try firefox in a bit

Okipokute: bowser?

Anubis169: (this is irssi)

VmKid: OS?

Anubis169: Gentoo

VmKid: Huh. Does Chrome leave a process open on Linux after it closes?

Anubis169: not normally

VmKid: If so, make sure Chrome is fully closed, background process and all

Anubis169: x_X

Anubis169: i know that, i tried

VmKid: Time for the ol' tech support tradition:

malc: !fixtwitch

VmKid: Have you tried rebooting?

Anubis169: that may work on windows

malc: !bawk

LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!

Compleatly: Anubis169: you're going to need a plumber, an exorcist, and a frenchman.

malc: aw we can't !fixtwitch any more?

Anubis169: oh!

VmKid: !fixtwitch

Okipokute: spin 3 times in your chair while chanting His name

Anubis169: i know what it is!

All_Mankind: then again, we never could

VmKid: Huh.

Anubis169 clears his twitch cache

Okipokute: so cache

Anubis169: bingo!

VmKid slowly puts away the Rocket Launcher aimed at A169's computer

malc: cache. cache pls.

VmKid: Ah it

Okipokute: wow, i just realized whoever came up with bing! was probably going for bingo! first

VmKid launches the rocket launcher at A169's computer

Anubis169 makes it miss

VmKid walks away whistling

VmKid: How in the hell do you make an RPG miss?

Okipokute: and then someone was like, we can't use bingo! how about bing!

Anubis169: i'm very determined

Anubis169:

All_Mankind: meanwhile, cops in Missouri are apparently wearing "I am Darren Wilson" bracelets in the hope of scaring black people out of the state

MetricFurlong: VmKid: loaded dice?

MetricFurlong: #terriblePuns

Anubis169: brb though

VmKid reloads the rocket launcher

Anubis169: gonna grab some zzzzzzs before the stream starts

Okipokute: careful, z's can be very pokey

VmKid: z <- Here, caught one for you.

Okipokute: especially that many

All_Mankind: how tragic, an innocent man getting paid vacation and hundreds of thousands of dollars in charitable donations for murdering a teenager

VmKid: Oh lawdy

Compleatly: It's like be a Spanish conquistador all over again.

VmKid: *** everything about that

All_Mankind: no, i feel for Darren Wilson and all the cops like him

Compleatly: Those were the days. Murdering people and getting paid to do it.

MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: ???

All_Mankind sarcasm

cyberpunkpilot: is holloween today?

Okipokute: sarcasm is hard on the internets

VmKid: All_Mankind's channeling his inner Colbert

All_Mankind: i just didn''t have anywhere to go after that first line

MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: no, I just missed your first post about what you were talking about

Okipokute: well time to go clean my cat's ***

All_Mankind: ps in Missouri are apparently wearing "I am Darren Wilson" bracelets in the hope of scaring black people out of the state

MetricFurlong: this that American police shooting innocent people again, thing?

All_Mankind: *cops

Okipokute rolls out a window

MetricFurlong: wow

cyberpunkpilot: what is this about darren wilson?

All_Mankind: people love him for "taking out the trash" as they put it

VmKid: *** hell

VmKid: What the is wrong with people

All_Mankind: racism, mostly

Compleatly: Don't worry. Everyone will forget about when the terrorists come and eat their babies and enslave their pet corgis.

MetricFurlong: it is sort of nice how everytime I feel bad about the awful *** the UK police do, something worse happens in the USA several times more often

VmKid: It was a rhetorical question, but thank you.

blip2004: i don't get why stuff like this has become such hot topics lately. everyone knows people with authority in the states kill people all the time

VmKid: Wat

All_Mankind: a study showed a majority of Americans are in favor of an unjust justice system that punishes people for not being white

MetricFurlong: blip2004: are you familiar with the phrase 'last straw'?

adi_pie: It should always be a "hot topic" when something like this happens, because it should never happen.

blip2004: yes, and when that last straw snaps change will happen

VmKid: Did you not hear about... y'know... the police firing at innocent civilians? Gassing them?

VmKid: Locking press out of the town?

All_Mankind: i guess they still have trouble coming to terms with the "people" part of "black people"

VmKid: Denying them 911 access and medical attention?

MetricFurlong: I'm just saying, it isn't often Amnesty International feel the need to send Observers into the continental USA

squaredotcube: Here's a shirt idea: "Fear is a tyrant, and you are his loyal subjects" - Is that too straightforward?

VmKid: People pretending that people were looting a mcdonalds when they were getting in there to get milk to help get the gas out of peoples' eyes?

MetricFurlong: and by 'isn't often' I mean 'has literally never happened before this'

VmKid: That fact that this *** is STILL EFFING GOING ON?!

Compleatly: it's ok. All we need is a nuclear war with Russia to eliminate humanity.

All_Mankind: well, a higher authority did finally start investigating Mike Brown's murder the other week

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (4:11 from now)

MetricFurlong: Compleatly: but some of my best friends are part of humanity

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Muahahahaha

Compleatly: metricfurlong: it's time to make new friends.

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I've got two bozes of Khans

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I opened on box. There was enough value in it to buy two more

MetricFurlong: Compleatly: Which would be esier if I didn't seem to be allergic to most of the other species

VmKid: "Bo?e is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Stromiec, within Bia?obrzegi County, Masovian Voivodeship, in east-central Poland."

squaredotcube: Genghis and Kublai won't like what you're doing to them.

VmKid: That's a lot of Khans

blip2004: what cards in khans adds up to $300?

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I've got three boxes practically free

VmKid: So is it like 2 Khans for everyone living in Boze or 2 entire villages made of Khans?

All_Mankind: i assumed "boze" was a measure of alcoholic beverages

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Fetches. Foil fetches and foil planswalkers

VmKid: OK I'll stop this now

MetricFurlong: no, carry on

blip2004: ah yeah, a foil planeswalker would get a good price

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I'm drunk with boosters and pulls!

MetricFurlong: bah, back in my dab the players were the planeswalkers

MetricFurlong: *my day

VmKid pours Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain another shot

blip2004: i'm currently annoyed with magic because the only card shop nearby only does drafts every other friday night and is packed

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I should set up a webcam and people can just watch me open 72 packs of Khans....

All_Mankind: players are still pretty powerful planeswalkers, with a whole library of spells and usually 20 life

VmKid: Twitch Plays Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain Opening Packs

VmKid: The only chat command will be "open"

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !open

VmKid: !advice

LRRbot: Stand against the devil!

blip2004: what about the !packcrack command?

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: >LLRbot *crinkling sound*

VmKid: Thank you LRRBot

All_Mankind: timely advice

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !mythic count

MetricFurlong hasn't played MtG since Invasion block

VmKid: !bump

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Khans is so much fun. I opened the Temur khan but someone traded me a fetch for him (too much value not to say no)

All_Mankind: oh yes, i fell asleep in that Innistrad draft, did we ever see any Bump in the Nights?

blip2004: no

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Whomp whomp

All_Mankind: how sad

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I feel like WotC should just troll them and give them a draft of noting but Bumps

All_Mankind: probably the moonbase has so many of them they can't even make anymore on the internet

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: packs 1: 15 bumps

blip2004: choose a bump, next pass 14 bumps?

Compleatly: to be honest, a deck of nothing but lands and bump in the nights would kill someone quickly.

Compleatly: theoretically.

blip2004: if you could get the flashback mana yea

All_Mankind: i'd go 24 bumps, 8 swamps, 8 mountains

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: I traded a foil Elspeth, a rabblemaster, a fetch, 5 scry lands and a few other foil bulk rares for the initial box.

All_Mankind: yay?

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: So today i have got 3 booster boxes and not spent any actual money.

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: Just trade

All_Mankind: bartering is the best

All_Mankind: don't bow to that ghostly slaver, money

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: your fiat currency!

Rubber_Foot_On_a_Chain: !viewers

LRRbot: Stream is not live. 120 users in the chat.

MetricFurlong: b-but all currency if fiat currency

All_Mankind: the other day someone pointed out to me money for modern man works the exact same way nature spirits and such worked for our ancestors

MetricFurlong: which is actually sort of amazing when you think about it, we've an entire civilisation based on everyone agreeing that something matters and has value and no one disagrees with it

All_Mankind: yeop

All_Mankind: you're likely to get burned on a stake if you mention that it's actually just superstition though

blip2004: hmm looking through the card kingdom list the only cards from the prelease i have that are worth anything are clever impersonator and polluted delta

MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: not been my experience

MetricFurlong: 'money has no intrinsic value' is hardly a contentious statement

All_Mankind: tell an economist that we only need money as long as we think we need money, though

blip2004: wooo time to go home, see ya in an hour chat

MetricFurlong: some of them would agree with you, from what I've seen

MetricFurlong: see you blip

All_Mankind: you must know some special economists

MetricFurlong: although admittedly I don't know many people with a background in economics

MetricFurlong: but yeah, it's just an odd counter-point to the notion that 'you can't get everyone to agree on something'

MetricFurlong: similar to left-handedness and the idea that 'certain prejudices will never go away'

Compleatly: metricfurlong: you can if you kill everyone who disagrees!

adi_pie falls into the chat

adi_pie: Ouch.

All_Mankind: but if you kill a person, you kill all mankind

MetricFurlong: yeah, but my point is if you tried to convince someone of a recent generation that people shouldn't be allowed to write with their lefthand, they'd think you were insane

MetricFurlong: yet that is a thing that used to be considered the proper way to go about it

MetricFurlong: my grandfather had a fairly horrendous schooling experience because of that

All_Mankind: in Sweden, it used to be custom to beat your kids when they didn't behave, but it took just one PSA to end that in the 1950s

MetricFurlong: yeah, although there's been quite a few people in my country who are still very beholden to the idea that it's fine to hit your children

MetricFurlong: the whole "Well, it never did *me* any harm" argument

All_Mankind: and 31 other arguments, defeated here: http://www.nospank.net/straus9.htm

RMills90: @Metric: Which makes no sense, because they were harmed.

All_Mankind: i just like that as an example that traditions can change

MetricFurlong: I've never really bought into that argument myself, but then I have an unusually good memory for my childhood

MetricFurlong: so I can still remember being hit, and how I felt when I knew that was going to happen

MetricFurlong: which, on account of being about 4 years-old at the time, was terrified

All_Mankind group hug

MetricFurlong: eh, it doesn't bother me now

All_Mankind: when i hug anyone, it's always a group hug

All_Mankind: and hugs never hurt

MetricFurlong: depends on the hug

All_Mankind: let's not split hairs

All_Mankind: or bears

MetricFurlong: splitting bears seems like a risky proposition

RMills90: See, my parents never employed CP. My siblings were already violent enough with me as it was (although I gave as good as I got )

Compleatly: did you consume the bones of your siblings to gain their powers, Rmills90?

Zeke229: who wants to listen to scientology music with me

Omnipotenttrevor: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-book-4-trailer-89471257.html?xid=korranation

All_Mankind: i'm already scared

Omnipotenttrevor: getting hype

MetricFurlong: !plugdj

LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive

MetricFurlong: Zeke229 ^

MetricFurlong: bring it

Durugai: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (3:41 from now)

RMills90: I haven't actually watched any of Korra yet. I probably should.

MetricFurlong: (in about 10-15 minutes)

MichaelD067: need to get back to korra....

MetricFurlong: I saw some Korra (my youngest siblings were fans) seemed like a vaguely interesting show behind the Teen Romance Love Triangles

VmKid: So I decided to play Long Live the Queen.

VmKid: What is this game

MetricFurlong: that was my youngest sister's opinion of it anyway

MetricFurlong: VmKid: ridiculously unfair death simulator

All_Mankind: it's kind of like Dark Souls except you have to start over all the way from the beginning when you die

adi_pie: MetricFurlong, they've dialed down the teen romance quite a bit

VmKid: All I've done so far is choose classes and try to get her mood to be less sad

All_Mankind: it's pretty fun

VmKid: And at one point almost get bit by a snake

MetricFurlong: adi_pie: so I've heard. I was never really a fan of the original though

VmKid: That was the closest I came to dying

MetricFurlong: from what I've heard you'll get a lot closer

All_Mankind: all you do is choose classes and who to talk to and hopefully you gain enough to the right stats to survive the many, many perils on the road to queendom

VmKid: Oh goody

VmKid: So I'm pretty much just choosing whatever I have a bonus for at the moment

All_Mankind: that's proably best anyway

MetricFurlong: I think the general tip was 'keep a note of what happens and when'

VmKid: And trying to do the things that will get her spirits up but she's not exactly a bright little ball of sunshine.

All_Mankind: i accidentally a spreadsheet of all the stats and their interactions and dates when they'd come in handy

VmKid: Cheer up ***, you're the queen.

VmKid: Could be way worse.

MetricFurlong: for instance, she could be horribly dying

Durugai: Are we talking Long Live the Queen?

VmKid: Yup.

MetricFurlong: and, most likely, will be

MetricFurlong: a lot

VmKid: That's gotta be a depressing existence.

Durugai: its an evil timestealer while you try to the pretty princess

VmKid: Die a whole lot over and over and over and over

VmKid: How's that for existential horror?

MetricFurlong: and you wondered why she seemed sad?

VmKid: I mean, I'll assume that she doesn't remember dying all those times

squaredotcube: I liked the TB play of that

All_Mankind: i recommend Princess Maker 2 if you want a more indepth princess simulator

All_Mankind: and also a legendarily funny Let's Play

VmKid: Uh... I really wasn't on the lookout for princess simulators...

MetricFurlong: well, you found them anyway

VmKid: How do you- you know what never mind

squaredotcube: he kept complaining about how she knew nothing about anything despite being in boarding school before this

VmKid: Actually, that's a good point

MetricFurlong: clearly it was a crap boarding school

VmKid: Wouldn't a royal child be raised to be... royalty?

VmKid: Like, from birth?

Durugai: Clearly didn't pay attention

All_Mankind: well, anyone can benefit from reading this anyway: http://lparchive.org/Princess-Maker-2/

VmKid: Evidently not, and look where that got her

VmKid: Dead.

VmKid: And dead.

VmKid: Also dead.

Durugai: wouldn't that depend on the randomly chosen fantasy settings rules

VmKid: Not to mention dead.

MetricFurlong: maybe she wasn't first in line?

squaredotcube: all royal babies are born with a target on their back, you know that right?

MetricFurlong: and everyone else just died

VmKid: Y'know, I bet the king of this place is regretting his "You shoot her, you get the crown" policy.

MetricFurlong: she was sort of the back-up, reserve 'marry-off to someone to cement some fairly minor alliance' daughter

MetricFurlong: and then the actual heirs all died or abdicated

All_Mankind: maybe he'll go through a transformative journey and then remember since he's the king he can rewrite the law that's oppressing his daughter

All_Mankind: wait, that's Disney's Aladdin

VmKid: I'm fairly certain there's already a "no murdering the princess" law in place.

All_Mankind: *snort* i forgot how funny that LP is

VmKid: I'mma go eat dinner food and get batteries for my mouse.

All_Mankind: right from the second sentence in when they decide the player character is Gendo Ikari

MetricFurlong: all player characters should be Gendo Ikari

All_Mankind: "Yay daddy, you're one of my top two parents." "How can there be any contest, your mother is dead?" "Top two!"

MetricFurlong: it improves everything

MetricFurlong: every plan is now 'Raise a child psychologically damaged in just the correct way to make them able to solve this situation'

All_Mankind: of course

All_Mankind: we're all damaged by our parents one way or another, why not make the best of it?

MetricFurlong: and then partner them up with the your wife's half-clone/daughter

All_Mankind: their mother's half-clone/daughter, that's the important part

MetricFurlong: true

MetricFurlong: god I haven't watched Eva in years

All_Mankind: watch Rebuild, it'll blow your mind

MetricFurlong: I should probably get back around to it again at some point

MetricFurlong: I would watch Rebuild, but I'm deliberately holding-off on that until they're all done

All_Mankind: probably just as well

MetricFurlong: mostly for the purpose of trolling one of my friends who really wants to talk about it

All_Mankind: i'm itchy with impatience every time i remember i'm waiting for the end

MetricFurlong: tbh I have a few misgivings about Rebuild's existence

MetricFurlong: as I'm not entirely sure it's necessary

adi_pie: Are the Rebuild movies doing their own thing with the setting, or are they just higher budget, better animated versions of the TV show?

MetricFurlong: their own thing

All_Mankind: art is essentially unnecessary, i believe Chopin said

All_Mankind: higher budget, amazingly animated, completely off the rails from the original story

MetricFurlong: I meant in the sense that, I don't think there's anything wrong with letting the original stand

adi_pie: That's good, MetricFurlong. I might check them out when they're all out then, maybe this Eva series I'll actually like.

Anonomuss: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (3:20 from now)

All_Mankind: ah, but people aren't going to watch an anime from 1994 just because old folks shout at them excitedly to do so

MetricFurlong: adi_pie: It's all the same people behind it, so I probably wouldn't get them to watch it

MetricFurlong: Eva is from 97

All_Mankind: dinosaur times

All_Mankind: who can keep track?

CaffeinatedLemur goes back to rewatch Bebop

MetricFurlong: Cowboy Bebop: the anime for people who don't like anime

adi_pie: MetricFurlong, who knows, the first half of Eva I actually quite like, it went downhill in a hurry once it started putting on airs it couldn't live up to.

MetricFurlong: really, Eva's about as easy to watch as basically any more recent series

adi_pie: CaffeinatedLemur, get out of here, you and your really, really good anime.

All_Mankind: i like to think kids everywhere are getting drawn in by the flash and weirdness of the Rebuild series and then the original series hits them with depth charges

MetricFurlong: compare and contrast with, say, Serial Experiments Lain - good *** luck getting hold of that legally if you're in Europe

All_Mankind: you can check it out at my library

CaffeinatedLemur: Lain was an interesting trip... but I have zero desire to rewatch it

adi_pie: I'm sure people brought in by flashy images are going to be able to stomach an episode that's basically a still image with dialogue running in the background.

All_Mankind: they get a chance, anyway

All_Mankind: at the very least they get a little touch of Evangelion that they most likely wouldn't without Rebuild

All_Mankind: touched by the angels, so to speak. . .

MetricFurlong: #BadPuns

BaronVonRatsworth: I'll touch your angels

CaffeinatedLemur covers his angel-robutt-buttsw

All_Mankind: show me on this giant crucified doll where the angel touched you

adi_pie: Shinji wished he would've gotten touched by a certain Angel.

Lazyman1: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (3:13 from now)

MichaelD067: the curse continues... I can only open white planeswalkers...

BaronVonRatsworth: That doesn't sounds like a bad curse

MichaelD067: I don't like white >.<

MetricFurlong: racist

Compleatly: No one likes white. White's like blue but crappier.

All_Mankind: and anyway, us old folks can just soak in a wildly different iteration of Eva

Compleatly: I mean if you're going to play white you can just play blue.

MichaelD067: first it was 2 ajani steadfast, now a Sorin solem visitor....

Compleatly: I'd rather see Sarkhan than Sorin

All_Mankind: the image of the d8 angel melting the mountain alone makes Rebuild worth it in my opinion

MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: We already did, it was called RahXephon

adi_pie: All_Mankind, and this time there's no chance they'll run out of budget before the end.

LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The main page link to our latest @MTGOAcademy draft is fixed! Also, here’s the link: http://t.co/5aQ5nQuBSI

BaronVonRatsworth: Sorin solem visitor is so boring...

MetricFurlong: ah End of Evangelion.. It was like the ME3 ending before the ME3 ending was a thing

All_Mankind: i don't know if i trust that Dean Koontz quote

MetricFurlong: what quote?

MichaelD067: Baronvonratsworth seconded! booo white planeswalkers

All_Mankind: at the top of the page Lrrtwitter just linked

adi_pie: Elspeth would like a word.

All_Mankind: is the word "cuddles"?

BaronVonRatsworth: I think the next Elspeth is going to be black, given how she's dead

MetricFurlong: something something Children's Card Games something something

Ceris75: !next

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PDT (3:08 from now)

MichaelD067: booo elspeth!

adi_pie: I don't think that would end like you think it will, All_Mankind. Armor isn't very comfortable for the ones being cuddled against it.

All_Mankind: i'm thinking the armor comes off

MetricFurlong: not on a first date