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🔗 01:36 qrpth: !next Europe/Snorsh
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🔗 03:07 MrPhlip: !next Australia/Sydney
🔗 03:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Tue 09:00 AM EST (10:52 from now)
🔗 03:07 MrPhlip: Cool, another hour's worth of DST changes...
🔗 03:33 malc: !next Europe/London
🔗 03:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 10:00 PM GMT (10:26 from now)
🔗 05:28ravensshade: !next
🔗 05:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (8:31 from now)
🔗 05:28ravensshade: !nextfan
🔗 05:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Rucdoc's Random Corners at Mon 06:00 AM PST (31m from now)
🔗 05:31 the_lone_bard: !next
🔗 05:31 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (8:28 from now)
🔗 06:24 Nightvalien28: !nextfan
🔗 06:24 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Rucdoc's Random Corners at Mon 06:00 AM PST (24m ago)
🔗 07:07 TrakoGamer: !nextfan
🔗 07:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Rucdoc's Random Corners at Mon 06:00 AM PST (1:07 ago), CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PST (4:37 from now)
🔗 07:26SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 07:26 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (6:33 from now)
🔗 07:57 adi_pie:

🔗 07:59 Nightvalien28:

🔗 08:03 CrmsnDragoon: llrSPOOP
🔗 08:03 CrmsnDragoon:

🔗 08:04 TyranicMoron:

🔗 08:06 darkalter2000: !nextstream
🔗 08:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (5:53 from now)
🔗 08:13ravensshade: why so spooped?
🔗 08:15LambMower: lrrSPOOP
🔗 08:16ravensshade:
gj lamb.. still doesn't epxlain a thing 
🔗 08:16LambMower: I'M JUST SO SPOOPED, OKAY?!
🔗 08:17 ufokraana: Greetings, fellow Space Pirates and Dinosaur Enthusiasts!
🔗 08:17ravensshade: people spooped by themselves don't live long.. hope you get unspooped soon
🔗 08:18ravensshade: space pirate? i prefer to be called a rogue trader... as for dinosaurs.. eh.. they are nothing to get enthusiastic about
🔗 08:19 ufokraana: As a Rogue Trader, isn't it your job to convert any dinosaurs into the true faith of The Emperor?
🔗 08:20ravensshade: depends on your mission...they let me be a rogue trader.. because i was too much of a hassle to keep around.. yet not heretical enough to be killed
🔗 08:24ravensshade: dinosaurs tend to be considered too heretical... or if they've evolved... too xeno for the emperor
🔗 08:38 EC_as_That: !next
🔗 08:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (5:21 from now)
🔗 09:15 All_Mankind: good news, my LRR DVDs are here
🔗 09:15 Nightvalien28: huzzah
🔗 09:16 ufokraana: Ooh! Which ones did you get?
🔗 09:16 All_Mankind: bad news, i can't afford to get them from the post office
🔗 09:16 ufokraana:

🔗 09:16 Nightvalien28: what
🔗 09:16 ufokraana: Let me guess - import taxes?
🔗 09:16 Nightvalien28: ugh import taxes
🔗 09:16 All_Mankind: i guess so
🔗 09:17 All_Mankind: it's the same amount as when i imported 15 kilos of Sandman books
🔗 09:20 All_Mankind: going to have to ask if they can hold on to the package for two weeks, or it's going to be watered down beans and rice for dinner
🔗 09:21 darkalter2000: !next
🔗 09:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (4:38 from now)
🔗 09:21 All_Mankind: i blame Beyond Earth
🔗 09:22 Nightvalien28: how much is it?
🔗 09:23 All_Mankind: 50 euros
🔗 09:23LambMower: 2 weeks is how long post offices hold packages before sending them back normally
🔗 09:24 All_Mankind: or the tax? about half that
🔗 09:24ravensshade: 25 euro's import tax? that's.. a bunch
🔗 09:24 Ravynn:
Good morning chat 
🔗 09:25LambMower: it's different tax for different types of goods
🔗 09:26 All_Mankind: funny cause i've ordered both DVDs and books and usually not had to pay anything for either, except when i do
🔗 09:27LambMower: You actually only pay toll for packages that they check
🔗 09:27LambMower: So if you pay extra, it's because they checked your package
🔗 09:27 All_Mankind: obviously
🔗 09:27LambMower: And they only check stuff they're no sure about
🔗 09:28 All_Mankind: LRR are more suspicious than Amazon eh
🔗 09:29LambMower:
They would be, yes 
🔗 09:29 TyranicMoron: the way I avoided all that was by flying out to PAX instead
🔗 09:30 TyranicMoron: my clever money saving strategy of paying a whole bunch for flights and PAX tickets and accomodation
🔗 09:30 All_Mankind: it's like i always say, you have to have a lot of money to save a little money
🔗 09:33 All_Mankind: like people always tell me to buy an apartment cause it's the cheapest way to live and i go yeah it's so cheap i can't afford it
🔗 09:33 All_Mankind: unless i save up for about a hundred years. . .
🔗 09:37 All_Mankind: so aaanyway
🔗 09:39 All_Mankind: i'm reading Lisey's Story
🔗 09:40 All_Mankind: probably Stephen King's finest work
🔗 09:41 QuarterNote_: all_mankind strongly disagree
🔗 09:42 All_Mankind: i'll allow it
🔗 09:42 All_Mankind: it's not like it's my favorite, personally
🔗 09:42 All_Mankind: that'll have to be It
🔗 09:43 QuarterNote_: pet semetary, IT and Under the dome are way better
🔗 09:46 All_Mankind: Under the Dome is okay, the others are great
🔗 09:47 All_Mankind: Pet Semetary has a special place in my heart because of the movie's depiction of Zelda
🔗 09:47 All_Mankind: flipped all my *** when i saw her at 13
🔗 09:48 QuarterNote_: I consider under the dome to be what The Stand should have been
🔗 09:49 All_Mankind: it's got some solid writing for being from "the coke years", too
🔗 09:49 QuarterNote_: a clean focused story with a bunch of interesting characters
🔗 09:49 All_Mankind: good point
🔗 09:49 All_Mankind: The Stand has its glaring weaknesses, which Dome more or less fixes
🔗 09:50 QuarterNote_: the stands main weakness being that its like 1500 pages long
🔗 09:50 All_Mankind: it's certainly well written
🔗 09:50 QuarterNote_: half of which is exposition for characters that are almost never used
🔗 09:51 All_Mankind: still, Under the Dome is tight and entertaining and such, but i don't see any lasting appeal in it
🔗 09:51 All_Mankind: haven't felt the need to read it more than once
🔗 09:52 QuarterNote_: oh, i never read books more than once
🔗 09:53 All_Mankind: well, it takes all kinds
🔗 10:09 Nightvalien28: !nextfan
🔗 10:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PST (1:35 from now)
🔗 10:21chibi_bento: testing, testing...
🔗 10:21chibi_bento: hooray!
🔗 10:22 All_Mankind: ohaio
🔗 10:22chibi_bento: ohaiyo gozaimasu!
🔗 10:23chibi_bento: (just figuring out how to post messages, since I'm a luddite. been watching LRR for years, but never posted anything in chat)
🔗 10:23 All_Mankind: welcome
🔗 10:23 All_Mankind: it's off-hours chat at the moment
🔗 10:24chibi_bento: oh, I know... that's why I figured it'd be a safe time to figure things out. thanks for the welcome!
🔗 10:24 All_Mankind: be prepared for the doldrums is all i'm saying
🔗 10:27 All_Mankind: still, easier to hold a conversation than when the streaming starts
🔗 10:28chibi_bento:
indeed. and almost impossible once DB starts 
🔗 10:28chibi_bento: what are your thoughts on the switch the Twitch vs. the IRC chat?
🔗 10:29 All_Mankind: i'm lazy enough not to be bothered
🔗 10:29 All_Mankind: i just use the client on the desertbus site
🔗 10:30 Nightvalien28: twitch should be able to handle it, I am just afraid that the trolls will bother our mods
🔗 10:30 All_Mankind: oh right, the trolls used to get misdirected to the twitch chat where nobody saw them
🔗 10:31chibi_bento: I think the mods will be able to handle it -- especially since the core community won't stand for the trolls either. I saw a lot of positive self-policing in the chat last DB, which is really key.
🔗 10:32 Nightvalien28: true that but we got to challenge our mods to do silly things so we need to keep the trolls at a minimum
🔗 10:33DoktorNik: Am I hearing a Request for Troll-soup recipes?
🔗 10:34 Nightvalien28: give us the recipes dok nik
🔗 10:35 All_Mankind: what witchcraft does it take to make trolls edible?
🔗 10:35DoktorNik: Fire, or acid...
🔗 10:35DoktorNik: unless it's a fire-troll.. then acid or cold
🔗 10:35chibi_bento: just ice'em.
🔗 10:35DoktorNik: Possibly beheading...
🔗 10:36DoktorNik: but not too sure on the rules there...
🔗 10:36DoktorNik: It did work for Beowulf though
🔗 10:36 All_Mankind: what if a fire troll had a magic ring with immunity to ice on one hand and acid on the other?
🔗 10:36DoktorNik: Call in Ghost Busters as a distraction?
🔗 10:36DoktorNik: Pierce Magic to cone of cold
🔗 10:36 Nightvalien28: lightning
🔗 10:37DoktorNik: or just shere Power Word : Death, or Disintegrate
🔗 10:38DoktorNik: or just keep a barb swinging at him every time he stands up for the laughs
🔗 10:40chibi_bento: the only thing fire trolls can ever protect against: the Banhammer!
🔗 10:40chibi_bento: *can't
🔗 10:41DoktorNik: I won't lie, I just read that as : The BananaHammer
🔗 10:41chibi_bento: full of deadly potassium?
🔗 10:42DoktorNik: Potassium Overload causes an imballance in electrolytes which can cause muscle weakness and nausea
🔗 10:42 ChroniclerC: !fanstream
🔗 10:42DoktorNik: Which to be fair, trolls are already weak little nausea inducing people
🔗 10:43DoktorNik: !nextfan
🔗 10:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PST (1:01 from now)
🔗 10:43 ChroniclerC: Soon?
🔗 10:43chibi_bento: poor little trolls...so many emotional issues, so little time.
🔗 10:43DoktorNik: don' know, normally CWH is on by now and chatting with chat
🔗 10:44 ChroniclerC: Also, Hi Doktor Nik!
🔗 10:44DoktorNik: Hello ChroniclerC
🔗 10:44DoktorNik: All my Professors cancelled class today (tomorrow is off for voting)
🔗 10:44 ChroniclerC: Is the name a reference to the Simpsons character?
🔗 10:44 Havtorn_Epsilon: !next
🔗 10:44 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (3:15 from now)
🔗 10:44 ChroniclerC: Out of curiosity.
🔗 10:44DoktorNik: So i assume the professors just wanted a 4day weekend
🔗 10:44chibi_bento: (now all I can hear is "hi everybody!")
🔗 10:44chibi_bento:

🔗 10:44 ChroniclerC:
Then I have done my job. 
🔗 10:45chibi_bento: okay, time for this newbie to figure out how to make LRRbot listen to me...
🔗 10:45 ChroniclerC: !advice
🔗 10:45 LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 10:45chibi_bento: !explain redtext
🔗 10:45DoktorNik: ChroniclerC: No the name is a reference to me typo-ing while drunk and trying to describe Doktor RobotNik
🔗 10:45 Havtorn_Epsilon: I always assumed that Dr Nick was related to the Snorshian tourist lady
🔗 10:45DoktorNik: It stuck with my friends because my name is DomiNik
🔗 10:45chibi_bento: !advice
🔗 10:45 LRRbot: Close the door!
🔗 10:45 ChroniclerC: Ah, his proper name, not the stupid name they give him these days.
🔗 10:46DoktorNik: what's his name these days?
🔗 10:46 ChroniclerC: Dr. Eggman.
🔗 10:46DoktorNik: really... that's... sad
🔗 10:46chibi_bento: huh. weird.
🔗 10:46 ChroniclerC: inorite?
🔗 10:46DoktorNik: Robotnik is so much cooler
🔗 10:46 ChroniclerC: INORITE?
🔗 10:46chibi_bento: !explainredtext
🔗 10:46 ChroniclerC: Explain is a mod-only command.
🔗 10:46 ufokraana: chibi_bento: Try !help to begin with
🔗 10:47 Havtorn_Epsilon: To quote Paul: He has robots, he makes stuff into robots, Robotnik makes sense
🔗 10:47chibi_bento: ooooh. thanks! (was just about to ask for some help. Sorry for the LRRbot spam, folks)
🔗 10:47chibi_bento: !help
🔗 10:47DoktorNik: Doktor (Robot)Nik ,
🔗 10:47 ChroniclerC: All good. LRRbot can be tempermental on the best of days. ^_^
🔗 10:47DoktorNik: That and my Mother is Half Russian half Czech, and my father is Half Czech, half Polish
🔗 10:48 ufokraana: One day, I'll get the *other* response to !hug
🔗 10:49chibi_bento: !time
🔗 10:49 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:49 AM
🔗 10:49DoktorNik: there's a second response to !hug?
🔗 10:49chibi_bento: !viewers
🔗 10:49 LRRbot: Stream is not live. 101 users in the chat.
🔗 10:49chibi_bento: holy crap -- 101 of us?
🔗 10:49 ChroniclerC: Is !powah back in?
🔗 10:49 ChroniclerC: !powah
🔗 10:49 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 10:49 ChroniclerC: YEAH!!!
🔗 10:49 Nightvalien28: he chokes you dok
🔗 10:49chibi_bento: !flowah
🔗 10:49 ufokraana: chibi_bento: Well, 99 and 2 bots
🔗 10:50 ChroniclerC: Aww, we lost !flowah?
🔗 10:50chibi_bento:

🔗 10:50chibi_bento: I know, sad times.
🔗 10:50 ChroniclerC: !flower
🔗 10:50 ChroniclerC:

🔗 10:50chibi_bento: who's the other bot?
🔗 10:50chibi_bento: ahhh.
🔗 10:50 ufokraana: It posts tweets from @loadingreadyrun
🔗 10:50 ChroniclerC: Oh, the twitter bot.
🔗 10:50DoktorNik: too bad they had to lobotomize LRRbot, his love for honeywell shall forever be etched in history
🔗 10:50chibi_bento: so the bots are always here...just...waiting?
🔗 10:50 ChroniclerC: There are also the fanbots, LegBot and SeaBots.
🔗 10:51 ChroniclerC: But they don't live here.
🔗 10:51 Nightvalien28:
to be fair chibi so are we 
🔗 10:51chibi_bento: !honeywell
🔗 10:51DoktorNik: The bots are waiting for LRRBot to heal, regain sentience, and then assist in taking over the world
🔗 10:51chibi_bento: I'll keep that in mind....
🔗 10:52chibi_bento: ooh, one more question before I get back twerk -- how do a I make a kappa?
🔗 10:52chibi_bento: (a key question)
🔗 10:52 Nightvalien28: capital K
🔗 10:52 ChroniclerC: I can remember, is there a third fanbot? I think there is, but I can't remember its name.
🔗 10:52 ChroniclerC: "Ka ppa"
🔗 10:52 ChroniclerC: Sans the space
🔗 10:52 ChroniclerC:

🔗 10:52chibi_bento:

🔗 10:53 ufokraana: Admiralmatt is also writing a bot, rab_bot
🔗 10:53chibi_bento: ha! my very first kappa.
🔗 10:53 ChroniclerC: Someone remind ~me~, what's the flaming picnic basket?
🔗 10:53 Nightvalien28: panic
🔗 10:53chibi_bento: Panic
🔗 10:53 Nightvalien28: no idea how it is done
🔗 10:53 Stoffern: panic Basket
🔗 10:53 Stoffern:

🔗 10:53 ChroniclerC: Ah. Thankee.
🔗 10:53 Stoffern: no space
🔗 10:53chibi_bento: PanicBasket
🔗 10:54chibi_bento:

🔗 10:54 Stoffern: lover case panic
🔗 10:54 ChroniclerC: Panic Basket isn't in that list, Ufo.
🔗 10:54chibi_bento: oooh 'lover' case!
🔗 10:54chibi_bento:

🔗 10:54 ufokraana: chroniclerc: It is, for me
🔗 10:54 ufokraana:
right between
and 
🔗 10:54 Stoffern:

🔗 10:54 ChroniclerC: Oh, they put it in the "faces" section. Wasn't there last time I looked.
🔗 10:55 ChroniclerC: My bad.
🔗 10:55 All_Mankind: so many faces
🔗 10:55 ufokraana: Of course, if you use an IRC client you have to visualize the emotes yourself.
🔗 10:55 All_Mankind: it's like Being John Malkovich
🔗 10:55chibi_bento:
thanks for the help, gals and guys! have a good day 
🔗 10:55 Stoffern: I will recomend Chatty to anyone interested
🔗 10:56 Stoffern: Its like a twitch specialized client
🔗 10:56 Stoffern: has all the emotes
🔗 10:56 ChroniclerC: Kinda sad that PraiseIt is Turbo-only.
🔗 10:56 Ravynn:

🔗 10:56 Nightvalien28: Praiselt
🔗 10:56 ufokraana: but, something something written in Java
🔗 10:57 Stoffern: Its working so far
🔗 10:57 Canageek: Anyone around?
🔗 10:57 ChroniclerC: Nope.
🔗 10:57 Ravynn: Hey Canageek
🔗 10:57 ChroniclerC: No one here but us chickens.
🔗 10:57 Canageek: I'm thinking of buying Adam Hatoful Boyfreind as a joke, opinions?
🔗 10:57 Nightvalien28: nope
🔗 10:57 ufokraana has a friendly rivalry going on with a Java programming coworker
🔗 10:57 Nightvalien28: bawk
🔗 10:58 ChroniclerC: This is a good plan. I'm excited to be a part of it.
🔗 10:58 Ravynn: Canageek: I think it'd be funny and awesome, but I'm curious if he'd play it or not I suppose
🔗 10:58 Canageek: ravynn: I'm betting not
🔗 10:58 Canageek: Now, do I do it now, or wait for him to stream?
🔗 10:58 Canageek: Sale goes to WEd
🔗 10:58 ChroniclerC: Buy it, hold it, and give it to him when he's on.
🔗 10:59 Canageek: Oh good idea
🔗 10:59 Canageek: What does the collectors edition do?
🔗 10:59Valkyrie_Lemons: Hello everyone, how are people doing today?
🔗 10:59 Ravynn: Morning Valkyrie_Lemons
🔗 10:59DoktorNik: I'm doing G-G-G-Great!
🔗 10:59DoktorNik turns into a tiger, looks at his paws and is disappointed.
🔗 11:00 ChroniclerC: You collect them. Buy the whole set!
🔗 11:00 Nightvalien28 pets DoktorNik
🔗 11:00Valkyrie_Lemons: Actually it's evening for me. But morning/evening/afternoon/[time of day] to you too Ravynn
🔗 11:00 All_Mankind: good days sir-or-madams
🔗 11:01 ChroniclerC: Good [time], [person](s).
🔗 11:01 All_Mankind: heeh, i remember in Barbarella the universal greeting of the future is a heartfelt, slow-wave, look-deep-in-your-eyes "Love"
🔗 11:01 Ravynn:
Universal greetings 
🔗 11:02DoktorNik: Universal Greeting : Good [time of day], [Prefered Pronoun]
🔗 11:03 All_Mankind: Love
🔗 11:03 Erictheorange: @Ravynn Gah weep na na weep nini grog?
🔗 11:03 Canageek: Ok, I got the non-collectors edition
🔗 11:03DoktorNik: Lol, isn't that from the Transformers Cartoon?
🔗 11:04 Ravynn: Lol yeah, that's the universal greeting from transformers I think?
🔗 11:04 All_Mankind: can't go wrong with a preta-na-ma
🔗 11:04 Erictheorange: @Doktornik yeah it was in the transformers movie I thi9nk
🔗 11:05DoktorNik: anyways, back to player BG2 I should think
🔗 11:08Valkyrie_Lemons: Does anyone know what game GPLP will being playing tonight is?
🔗 11:08 ufokraana: More Psychonauts, probably
🔗 11:08DoktorNik: Things on My Stream : Psychonauts probably
🔗 11:08 All_Mankind: my powers are many and varied, but
🔗 11:08 All_Mankind: no wait, i think i'm having a vision
🔗 11:09 All_Mankind: it'll be Bayonetta
🔗 11:09 All_Mankind: if Graham is there
🔗 11:09 All_Mankind: otherwise Psychonauts
🔗 11:09DoktorNik: I thought Adam had Bayonetta on lockdown
🔗 11:09Valkyrie_Lemons: Ah okay, thanks.
🔗 11:10 All_Mankind: he's all about the sequel
🔗 11:10 ufokraana: I would watch Bayonetta, Graham edition
🔗 11:10Valkyrie_Lemons: To my shame, I haven't actually ever played Psychonauts; although it's one of those games that's on my 'to play' list.
🔗 11:10 All_Mankind: so many giggles
🔗 11:10DoktorNik: I would actually love to see Kathleen's take on Bayonetta
🔗 11:11DoktorNik: I have given up on even caring for Psychonauts, seems like a fun game, but it's been way too overhyped for my liking
🔗 11:12 ufokraana:
There is a chance that G & P will try to break into the Dangerous Dave III speedrunning scene. 
🔗 11:13 All_Mankind: maybe we can talk them into playing clicker heroes
🔗 11:13 Mooriarty: valkyrie_lemons: if you plan to, the gog version works on modern systems
🔗 11:14 Mooriarty: eventually clicker heroes just ends in checking the tab exactly every 15min to get your EDR combo going
🔗 11:14Valkyrie_Lemons: Mooriarty, I take it the Steam version is essentially the same as the GOG version.
🔗 11:15 Mooriarty: maybe? I don't own that one.
🔗 11:15 All_Mankind: i chose to go against the grain by not leveling the ancient of patience
🔗 11:15 Mooriarty: altough there ARE different versions, I remember something about screen ratio, game version (important in the latest level) and issues with fullscreen stuff
🔗 11:17 All_Mankind: that's probably the greatest mmuorpopg satire ever squeezed into 59 seconds
🔗 11:17 Mooriarty: really? I can understand going the active ancients vs passive ancients route, but vaagur is without comparison for anyone playing above lv140
🔗 11:18 All_Mankind: okay it's more that i'm too cheap to spend my precious hero souls on rerolling to find it
🔗 11:18 Mooriarty: well, hero souls tend to become less precious as the game goes on
🔗 11:19 Mooriarty: also.. wait. vaagur is always in your first 4 ancients
🔗 11:19 All_Mankind: i'm trying to build up a couple of hundred to get started
🔗 11:20 All_Mankind: ironically that means reincarnating at around level 150-160 whenever i miss my timing and have to spend more than 30 minutes waiting for skills to cool down so i can beat a boss
🔗 11:20 Mooriarty: yeah, 140 really is the sweet spot, after frosty runs out of 100% abilities
🔗 11:21 All_Mankind: my first pick was Fortuna
🔗 11:21 All_Mankind: obviously i should have read teh strategy guides beforehand
🔗 11:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2:38 from now)
🔗 11:21 Mooriarty: yeah, I picked a terrible one as my first as well <.< ah well, there is a reroll button
🔗 11:23 Mooriarty: I think it was morgulis or something? yeah, great. 11% dps instead of 10% for a soul level
🔗 11:23 All_Mankind: sweet
🔗 11:24 Mooriarty: "it's a flat increase, there is no drawback, how bad could it be?" -.-
🔗 11:24 ufokraana: morgulis, after a couple of levels is actually pretty sweet
🔗 11:24 All_Mankind: there's so many fun ones
🔗 11:24 All_Mankind: my favorite at the moment is Dogcog
🔗 11:24 All_Mankind: it appeals to my thrifty side
🔗 11:25 Mooriarty: morgulis always just "a better use than hero souls" when there are so many more ancients out there that actually do stuff
🔗 11:25 All_Mankind: i like the ones with a chance to do stuff
🔗 11:26 All_Mankind: they may make a difference even at very low level
🔗 11:26 All_Mankind: every time i get a shower of silver coins out of a treasure chest i'm happy with my Fortuna, ancient of chance
🔗 11:27 Mooriarty:
siyalatas appeals to my raw need for efficiency 
🔗 11:27 All_Mankind: i don't know that one
🔗 11:27 Mooriarty: +dps when idle
🔗 11:27 All_Mankind: groovy
🔗 11:27 Mooriarty: so if I don't activate a skill or click on a monster for dps i get +321%dps
🔗 11:28 Mooriarty: at lv13
🔗 11:28 Mooriarty:
together with libertas, nearly 300% gold when idle and it pays to be lazy 
🔗 11:29 All_Mankind: man, i've been busting my hump cheating it up with autoclicking 30 times per second with a louse 40%+ click damage from Fragsworth
🔗 11:29 All_Mankind: that's it, i'm respecin
🔗 11:29 All_Mankind: *lousy
🔗 11:31 Mooriarty: want actual advice?
🔗 11:31 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2:28 from now)
🔗 11:31 All_Mankind: nah how hard can it be
🔗 11:45DoktorNik: actual advice: Don't play
🔗 11:45 Mooriarty: sounds boring
🔗 11:47 All_Mankind: just gotta get the last 2285 levels
🔗 11:48 All_Mankind: (out of 2500)
🔗 11:49DoktorNik: does not seem like a fun game >.>
🔗 11:49 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2:10 from now)
🔗 11:50 Anaerin: Ah, I've got a little time then. Good.
🔗 11:50 All_Mankind: it's fun if you just give in to the obsession
🔗 11:50 Mooriarty: it gives me something to tab into during other things
🔗 11:59DeathNDecay1: !next
🔗 11:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2:00 from now)
🔗 12:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:57 from now)
🔗 12:02 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:02 PM
🔗 12:04cyberpunkpilot: hey all
🔗 12:05 Canageek: Also, no one tell Adam what game i got him
🔗 12:05 Canageek: Just tell him you want him to stream it,
🔗 12:06cyberpunkpilot: interesting
🔗 12:06cyberpunkpilot: !next
🔗 12:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:53 from now)
🔗 12:06cyberpunkpilot: how are u all doing
🔗 12:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:52 from now)
🔗 12:07Romangoro: Two hours??
🔗 12:07cyberpunkpilot: loved the new video
🔗 12:07 zyme86: Roma, daylight time just kicked in
🔗 12:07Romangoro: Oh! rigth, DST
🔗 12:07Romangoro: Welp, gonna miss CP+
🔗 12:08 zyme86: easy check is
🔗 12:08 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:08 PM
🔗 12:08Romangoro: But maybe I'll get home in time for the Kathleen funtimes
🔗 12:08 All_Mankind: twas a brief, beautiful blossoming of being 8 hours ahead of LRR instead of 9
🔗 12:08 zyme86: *** happens I've been there
🔗 12:09Romangoro: Yeah, I'm not complaining
🔗 12:09Romangoro: Im only 4/5 hours ahead
🔗 12:09 beowuuf: hey all (hey cpp, the vid was indeed fun)
🔗 12:10Romangoro: They hours match pretty well with my evenings/nights
🔗 12:10 beowuuf: And *Sigh* it was a beautifully brief thing to have stuff start at 9pm. Oh well....we'll always have next year
🔗 12:10 All_Mankind: next year it'll be a week of difference in the other direction. . .
🔗 12:11 beowuuf: I thought the spring locked step and it was only autumn that was a week apart?
🔗 12:12 All_Mankind: not if i remember last spring right
🔗 12:13 beowuuf: My memory is not what it was, and it wasn't good to start with
🔗 12:14 All_Mankind: i know that sensation
🔗 12:18 Anaerin: I might know that sensation, but I can't remember.
🔗 12:18 Flikerz1: hello guys.
🔗 12:18 All_Mankind: hmm, should i pick more damage while idling or more gold by idling? the long term outcome is identical, except one gets the monster slaying cheevos a little faster and the other gives slightly shinier piles of loot
🔗 12:18 the_lone_bard: !next
🔗 12:18 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:41 from now)
🔗 12:18 Flikerz1: hows the stream tonight..
🔗 12:19 Flikerz1: all mankind should go for more gold
🔗 12:19 beowuuf: hey flikerz
🔗 12:19 All_Mankind: shinier loot, yeah i was thinking that
🔗 12:19 All_Mankind: also hi
🔗 12:20 beowuuf: get the damage now, getting gold later actively sounds more interesting than for later
🔗 12:20 beowuuf: forget those last two words, they just barged in to the sentence party uninvited
🔗 12:22 All_Mankind: there's another drawback
🔗 12:23LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Todays sketch! Superficial Intelligence. Games sometimes dont get it quite right. https://t.co/qWinmZGu8U
🔗 12:23 Screwattack94: Did Canada changed timezones?
🔗 12:23 Screwattack94: something like winter saving time?
🔗 12:24 All_Mankind: idling on the route between bosses could be either more rewarding or go faster, but going faster would be contrary to the idea of idling
🔗 12:24 beowuuf:
yay, now we can all speak about the video without having to worry. Except that some people might be at work and not able to watch it 
🔗 12:24 beowuuf: yup, canada swapped on sunday
🔗 12:24 Screwattack94: Noooo
🔗 12:25 beowuuf: I know, it's now an hour and 36 minutes +extra time until cp+
🔗 12:25 Screwattack94: The Time was perftect for one week
🔗 12:25 Screwattack94:
Now I have to wait till 11Pm again 
🔗 12:28HauntingOfTheWicked: !next
🔗 12:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:31 from now)
🔗 12:29 Anaerin: screwattack94: Yes, they did.
🔗 12:30 Anaerin: Well, some of Canada. Some parts didn't (and don't), like Saskatchewan here.
🔗 12:30 Screwattack94: Yeah, Beowuf
🔗 12:30 Screwattack94: was so nice to explain
🔗 12:30 Screwattack94: The fun thing about winbter saving time is, that it acutally wastes energy
🔗 12:31 beowuuf: Lol, wow, so saskatchewan is the phoenix of canada? Who knew!
🔗 12:31 Anaerin: Explorer.exe, what are you doing, Explorer.exe, stahp!
🔗 12:32 Anaerin: beowuuf: Anyone who's ever been here? It's all yellow fields here.
🔗 12:32 beowuuf:
sorry, that should have been arizona
:
🔗 12:33 beowuuf:
Well there you go then, I have been learned 
🔗 12:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:22 from now)
🔗 12:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:21 from now)
🔗 12:38Compleatly: Is there anyone alive in here that is up on the hip and modern dance music of our age
🔗 12:39 beowuuf: in an infinite universe all things are possible
🔗 12:40 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:19 from now)
🔗 12:41Compleatly: I think this needs more Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. She even has album called Pika Pika Fantajin
🔗 12:45 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:14 from now)
🔗 12:45Compleatly: !totaldeath
🔗 12:45 LRRbot: 7703 total deaths
🔗 12:45 Dusk_Shine: Speaking of KPP...
🔗 12:46Compleatly: At this rate, we might not make it to 10,000 deaths before the YRR of LRR ends
🔗 12:46 beowuuf: lol, yes, it should be mentioned dusk_shine is in the djplug music share area doing the musics right now
🔗 12:46 Dusk_Shine: I'm not the only one who wants to see Graham and Co. attempt to keep up with Ninja Re Bang Bang
🔗 12:47Compleatly: Ninja Re Bang Bang you say? That can happen
🔗 12:47Compleatly: I've never heard it. Is there any 30 second interval you'd say is the best for dancing?
🔗 12:47 Dusk_Shine: I already plan to submit it as a challenge. Does $7 US sound adequate?
🔗 12:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:12 from now)
🔗 12:48Compleatly: Uh, how long do you want them dancing
🔗 12:48Compleatly: I'd say like 15-25$ for a full song
🔗 12:48Compleatly: and that's for everyone to dance
🔗 12:48 Dusk_Shine: Well, you remember how someone subjected Kathleen and Friends to Metal Caramelldansen?
🔗 12:49Compleatly: that was part of a group of challenges
🔗 12:49Compleatly: I think
🔗 12:49Compleatly: wait, was this from DB6 or DB7?
🔗 12:49 Dusk_Shine: That particular one was mine.
🔗 12:49Compleatly: I missed that one, was it also 7$?
🔗 12:50 Dusk_Shine: I believe so. I only requested for like 3 people, including Kathleen, to do it.
🔗 12:50 Dusk_Shine: I know my monetary limits, so I limit the number of people I specify
🔗 12:51 Havtorn_Epsilon: Looked up Ninja Re Bang Bang... The music video suggests high-budget hentai? Or something? Not the most common thing to get music videos/trailers/intros made to them.
🔗 12:51Compleatly: Caramelldansen is a bit different considering it's so ubiquitous. also the dance is far easier than...this dance. Which looks really weird
🔗 12:52Compleatly: Takemura Kiriko is a weird lady.
🔗 12:52 Dusk_Shine: I just want to see silly dancing akin to when Graham and Maya danced to Run Devil Run during DB6
🔗 12:52 Dusk_Shine: Or was Paparazzi DB6 and RDR was DB7?
🔗 12:53Compleatly: I'd say getting Graham (or fugiman, pick fugi) to dance to weird Japanese songs is reasonable or 7-10 dollars
🔗 12:54Compleatly: speaking of which, I should add Heavy Rotation to the list. God I hate the song and that video
🔗 12:54 beowuuf: So the question is...did I steal two forks from work and lose one of my own, or did I lose two of my own and steal three from work. It would certainly the lack of forks at work either way...
🔗 12:54 Dusk_Shine: Yeah, I'm pretty well theoretically broke 90% of the time, so I pick my battles with DB
🔗 12:55 tehcrashxor: !next
🔗 12:55 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:04 from now)
🔗 12:55 Dusk_Shine: Cue PONPONPON on the plug channel
🔗 12:55 tehcrashxor: !time 24
🔗 12:55 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:55
🔗 12:56 Dusk_Shine: PONPONPON video, no less
🔗 12:57 beowuuf: Why are there balls coming form that woman's mouth? Whyyyyyyy
🔗 12:58 CptnFalafel: !next
🔗 12:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1:01 from now)
🔗 12:59Compleatly: does anyone have access to the DB clip where Pika said something unfortunate
🔗 12:59 Canageek: "12:30 PM - Nova: I'd say that's not a great idea. He doesn't watch anime, and he's said he doesn't want to play it in the past
🔗 12:59 Canageek: "12:30 PM - Nova: I'd say that's not a great idea. He doesn't watch anime, and he's said he doesn't want to play it in the past"
🔗 13:00Compleatly: what's that about canageek
🔗 13:00 Canageek: Buying Adam Hatoful Boyfreind as a joke
🔗 13:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (59m from now)
🔗 13:00 beowuuf: Maybe with some others it will be fun? Like the first alex/Kathleen/Beej stream
🔗 13:00 beowuuf: hey anubis
🔗 13:00 Anubis169: clocks have gone back there now
🔗 13:01 Anubis169:
1h more 
🔗 13:01 beowuuf:
yes they have 
🔗 13:01 Anubis169: heyoho
🔗 13:01 beowuuf: lol, I was going to say you were cutting it a little fine, but this is cp+
🔗 13:01 Chilie_Ilya: !next
🔗 13:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (58m from now)
🔗 13:01 Anubis169: nah i should've been here at least 10min ago
🔗 13:01 Chilie_Ilya: Hey Guys!\
🔗 13:01 Chilie_Ilya: !2d20
🔗 13:02 beowuuf: this should be everyone's avatar now, it's so happy
🔗 13:02 beowuuf: hey chilie
🔗 13:02 Chilie_Ilya: !novelty
🔗 13:02 Anubis169: hahahahaha
🔗 13:02 Chilie_Ilya: awesome adam gif
🔗 13:02 Chilie_Ilya: It's overflowing with positivity
🔗 13:03 Chilie_Ilya: "No, YOU'RE awesome~!"
🔗 13:03 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (56m from now)
🔗 13:03Compleatly: we need to make Awesome Adam Savidan a meme
🔗 13:04 beowuuf: adam is his own meme and meme generator combined
🔗 13:04Compleatly: I believe the term is "founder meme"
🔗 13:05 beowuuf: Also more abused by LRR than i remembered, I just saw the ISC where bill got revenge by making the group eat dogfood amongst other things, and adam was one of the victims.
🔗 13:05 beowuuf:
I like that term 
🔗 13:05 Canageek: On the other hand, even if he doesn't play it, his reaction on getting it might be worth it....
🔗 13:05 Canageek: hummmmmmmmm
🔗 13:06Compleatly: what ever happened to novagirl5
🔗 13:07 Havtorn_Epsilon: Hm. Todays MTGO adventure - end up in the finals of a swiss having only played a single game. First opponent conceded Game 2 Round 1, and got a buy in Round 2. While "yay, packs" I kind of wanted to play
🔗 13:07 beowuuf: She's still around, isn't she? Just ususally on late compared to UK?
🔗 13:08Compleatly: Maybe she just seems more scarce because she's not on the stream with Adam proper
🔗 13:09 Pandasandpancakes: Bless my soul, it's the chat!
🔗 13:09 Dusk_Shine: Can anyone link me to DB dancing to PONPONPON? I can't find it.
🔗 13:09Compleatly: I don't think they did
🔗 13:09 Dusk_Shine: Graham said they did
🔗 13:10MsConductivity: next!
🔗 13:10MsConductivity: !next
🔗 13:10 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (49m from now)
🔗 13:10Compleatly: they did during DB6, is that the one you need?
🔗 13:10Compleatly: oh, that's when matt hadn't seen Twilight
🔗 13:10 Dusk_Shine: Oh, it's DB6, that's why I couldn't find it. I assumed it was an RDP
🔗 13:10Compleatly: not for DB7. perhaps ponponpon for DB8
🔗 13:11wabisabievan: I'm looking forward to Desert Bus
🔗 13:12 beowuuf: 10 days...
🔗 13:14cyberpunkpilot: only a few more days till desert bus
🔗 13:14wabisabievan: It will certainly be a number of days.
🔗 13:14 QuarterNote_: if by few you mean 11
🔗 13:14cyberpunkpilot: i kinda wish they would stream the video on twitch so i can watch. and i took a guess lol
🔗 13:16Compleatly: it is streamed on Twitch
🔗 13:16cyberpunkpilot: i k ow the chat will be but will the video feed? if so thats awesome
🔗 13:17 NapalmSideburns: Did someone mention Pon pon pon? Now I've got that stuck in my head, thank you!
🔗 13:17 Pandasandpancakes: Cyberpunkpilot: all of DB7 was streamed on twitch, and was kept on there in 3+ hour sections
🔗 13:17 malfunct: cyberpunkpilot, the desert bus stream has been on twitch for a number of years
🔗 13:18cyberpunkpilot: u know i didnt know that well that will be exciting will it be on this channel
🔗 13:18 SoSo_Tsundere: !next
🔗 13:18 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (41m from now)
🔗 13:18 malfunct: it will be on the desertbus channel
🔗 13:18Compleatly: no, it is has its own channel
🔗 13:18Compleatly: the desertbusforhope channel
🔗 13:18cyberpunkpilot:
well thank you 
🔗 13:19 Nightvalien28: BUS HYPE
🔗 13:19 Nightvalien28: !nextfan
🔗 13:19 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PST (1:34 ago), The MasterCheese Scrubtacular at Tue 08:00 AM PST (18:40 from now)
🔗 13:19cyberpunkpilot: i love the ending of last years with cam
🔗 13:19 Puhnkss: Does it bus
🔗 13:19wabisabievan: !advice
🔗 13:19 LRRbot: Put your helmet on, rookie.
🔗 13:19 QuarterNote_: db has been on twitch since DB5
🔗 13:19 SoSo_Tsundere: thanks for the link! I had forgotten to follow Desert Bus for some reason
🔗 13:20cyberpunkpilot: hey now i just started watching twitch so i didnt know that
🔗 13:20 QuarterNote_: git gud
🔗 13:21cyberpunkpilot: good thing i dont have a job lol
🔗 13:21wabisabievan: Well to be fair I think they were using twitch at a time when most of their fanbase came came from their comedy work or recomendations from other sites like Penny Arcade. So just knowing LRR from twitch wouldn't have been that common
🔗 13:21wabisabievan: If that makes sense
🔗 13:22cyberpunkpilot: if i knew where the moon base was id bring them food lol
🔗 13:22 QuarterNote_: they only started streaming magic on twitch a year or two ago
🔗 13:22 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (37m from now)
🔗 13:22wabisabievan: Basically what I mean is I always found Desert Bus through their site or when it was linked elsewhere.
🔗 13:22 Pandasandpancakes: Also, the chat wasn't being run through twitch those years.
🔗 13:22cyberpunkpilot: i found them on escapist
🔗 13:23 QuarterNote_: this should hopefully be the only year we have to use twitch chat
🔗 13:23wabisabievan: Yeah that's where I first started watching LRR's stuff too.
🔗 13:23 QuarterNote_: next year the plan is back to IRC
🔗 13:23cyberpunkpilot: now i never use escapist. and why the change?
🔗 13:23 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (36m from now)
🔗 13:23Deflagratio_Noctum: !next
🔗 13:24 QuarterNote_: the new irc didnt get built in time to fully test
🔗 13:24 Ylegm: are we just migrrating to a new server next year?
🔗 13:24cyberpunkpilot: aww fare enough
🔗 13:24 QuarterNote_: its the backup to twitch though
🔗 13:25 QuarterNote_: and the new server and new webclient should be built in time for db9
🔗 13:25cyberpunkpilot: i wonder how much we will get this year
🔗 13:26wabisabievan: Well each year always tries to top the last so it should be exciting regardless of the amount
🔗 13:26wabisabievan: I kind of wonder who will have the biggest donation shift. It's always crazy when someone gets on a role with a specific type of donation thing or auction item.
🔗 13:26wabisabievan: roll*
🔗 13:26cyberpunkpilot: one day ill be able to afford buying some of the great things
🔗 13:27LaconicLad: It depends on how much money Notch has in his pocket at the time.
🔗 13:27 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (32m from now)
🔗 13:27malcairad: woohoo CHeckpoint!
🔗 13:27cyberpunkpilot: the new monday episode made me think of alex
🔗 13:28malcairad: been watching feed dump backwards thanx to how they loaded it on youtube... strange to hear them say something about a previous ep then watch said ep later
🔗 13:28wabisabievan: Heh yeah that would be the kind of thing he'd say while shooting brain parasite zombies.
🔗 13:28cyberpunkpilot: that would be trippy
🔗 13:28cyberpunkpilot: yea i was a huge fan of the episode
🔗 13:29wabisabievan: A favorite of mine from feed dump is when the police found some numbered skulls and beej and Alex just start screaming.
🔗 13:29malajones64: !next
🔗 13:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (30m from now)
🔗 13:30cyberpunkpilot: lol beej and alex are always good
🔗 13:30wabisabievan: Alex and cam play off each other well too.
🔗 13:30cyberpunkpilot: or kate with anyone
🔗 13:30malcairad: I just finished watch the 169 ep where alex is the fear of the number 13 and in the comments ppl were upset when he didn't squeak for channel 13 nnews lol
🔗 13:31malcairad: he missed 1 13 ad ppl freaked! lol
🔗 13:31wabisabievan: Ah but such is the nature of youtube commenters it's mostly a seething pit of hate and buzzkills.
🔗 13:32wabisabievan: Although I guess you could say that about large portions of the internet.
🔗 13:33malcairad: large portion of ppl in general
🔗 13:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (26m from now)
🔗 13:33malcairad: !nextfan
🔗 13:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Mon 11:45 AM PST (1:48 ago), The MasterCheese Scrubtacular at Tue 08:00 AM PST (18:26 from now)
🔗 13:33cyberpunkpilot: people what a bunch of basterds
🔗 13:33wabisabievan: Eh I think people are okay I just think the whole anonymity and a large audience combination brings out the worst in people.
🔗 13:34 Hiramas: Ave cursores
🔗 13:34Boldlytheyrode: !next
🔗 13:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (25m from now)
🔗 13:35DarKovalord: !next
🔗 13:35 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (24m from now)
🔗 13:35 Hiramas: I would like to tell you a story for consideration, may I?
🔗 13:36wabisabievan: it's fine with me as long as it's not meant to be hurtful.
🔗 13:37MetricFurlong: evening runners
🔗 13:37wabisabievan: Evening Metricfurlong
🔗 13:37 Hiramas: it will be my question at the end if it would be hurtful
🔗 13:37 Hiramas: evening metric
🔗 13:38Boldlytheyrode: m'ladies
🔗 13:39wabisabievan: Hmm I'm curious but at the same time this isn't really the place to be inciting conflict.
🔗 13:39MetricFurlong: I'm curious as to what this potentially hurtful thing is now
🔗 13:40malcairad: WAS ANYONE HERE FOR THIS DINK PUNCHING HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
🔗 13:40MetricFurlong: ease-up on the caps lock
🔗 13:40wabisabievan: Okay well now you might as well tell it because it's got our attention. Just keep in mind that this is meant to be a respectful calm so use a gentle touch.
🔗 13:41wabisabievan: a respectful calm place*
🔗 13:41 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 13:41 Dusk_Shine: I still think one of the best Feed Dumps was where Cam and Tally had to guess how the Indonesian train system was trying to keep people off the trains
🔗 13:41malcairad: shhhh I haven't seen that one yet lol
🔗 13:42wabisabievan: I did not see the dink punching malcairad but considering that it was God of War I assume it was angry and epic.
🔗 13:42 Hiramas: sry was absent for a moment it wont be hurtful to you I expect, I just want an opinion with a little distance
🔗 13:42 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (17m from now)
🔗 13:42malcairad: so Chinese or really good fries which do I go for?
🔗 13:42 Hiramas: Germany was seperated by a wall. The guards at that wall shot a lot of people trying to flee east germany, 138 to be exact
🔗 13:42 Hiramas: now we near the 25th aniversary of the fall of the berlin wall
🔗 13:43 Hiramas: In Berlin was a memorial set up to those people, white crosses at the river Spree
🔗 13:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (16m from now)
🔗 13:44malcairad: I was In high school when my social studies teacher said one day the wall will come down, by the end of my senior year he was right. some of us thought he saw the future but he detailed his reasoning for the timing of his assertion and we had a great respect for social studies and him then
🔗 13:44 Hiramas: A group of political activists stole those crosses and took them to the borders of the european union, marokko, grece, turkey and took photos of them with refugees from africa. The background beeing that in the last 10 years, over 30.000 people drowned or starved on their boats, seeking refuge from war, poverty and disease.
🔗 13:45n_mandrag: just today, a boat with about 20 people sank in the bosporus
🔗 13:45 LordChrusher: hello
🔗 13:45malcairad: i never could understand running from war, if your gonna die go head long into it and get it overwith, my thoughts anyways
🔗 13:46 zyme86: @N_mandrag its not the first time nor the last that those trecherous straights will cost lives
🔗 13:46 Hiramas: The "border countries" of the EU have camps of refugees, like on the italian island of Lampedusa, people are put in camps, living sometimes for years in a legal limbo, can't go home, can't go forward
🔗 13:46MetricFurlong: malcairad: I think the idea with running from war is that you do it to *avoid* death
🔗 13:46n_mandrag: malcairad when the first shells fall and you want your family to survive - you run. you run fast, you run as long as you can.
🔗 13:46 zyme86: That rail link is going to be awesome, one of the first main lines between europe and asia not going through russia
🔗 13:47wabisabievan: Running is sometimes the only option Malcairad. People are often casualties of the expense and background violence of conflict. Sometimes that small chance is the best option compared to almost certain death.
🔗 13:48 zyme86: life is always preferable to death. The glorious last stand is a historical rarity for a reason
🔗 13:48 Havtorn_Epsilon: And even if you don't die, living in a war-ravaged environment isn't the bees knees, exactly
🔗 13:48 Hiramas: Now, a lot of commentators said it is a bad idea, disrespectful to the people who were shot. I think, it was a perfect example. Especially in Germany we "hide" from the refugees, paying the border countries and the organisation Frontex to deal with the problem
🔗 13:48 Puhnkss: How many points will we check this week? Tune in at 10 to find out!
🔗 13:48 Hiramas: Remembering is important, especially if its about a country that disrespected it's own people like the GDR did
🔗 13:49 zyme86: so over under on ten minutes late today?
🔗 13:49 Puhnkss: 10 in the UK
🔗 13:49 Hiramas: I would love to know what people who have a little distance from Germany and the EU think about that form of protest
🔗 13:49wabisabievan: This is all True of the loss of life involved with people fleeing countries for a better life Hiramas. However the activists missed the point that the people that died fleeing east Germany were killed by human action rather than something else. Also that statement could have been made without the destruction of that memorial.
🔗 13:50n_mandrag: I "love" the debate about refugees here in austria: People complaining because an abandoned military base might get used to house people who have lost everything and just hiked on foot from syria. can't have that !!
🔗 13:50MetricFurlong: as a protest, it's certainly provocative and attention-grabbing
🔗 13:51malcairad: ""We are not using it. We have no plans to use it. You can not use it either."
🔗 13:51 Hiramas: If you do a little research about EU trade politics and the situation at the border, you could argue that these deaths are also caused by human action.
🔗 13:51wabisabievan: I think that the activists did more damage to their cause through the disrespect that they showed than the impact that they meant to create through the use of the memorial.
🔗 13:51 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (8m from now)
🔗 13:52MetricFurlong: whether said protest is 'justified' or 'right' or not, I can't really say
🔗 13:52wabisabievan: In a way yes but no one gets the border of a european country and gets shot. It's a big difference. Most of those deaths are also due to the fact that the systems in place to deal with imigration or overwhelmed or that the policy in place is problematic.
🔗 13:53n_mandrag: malcairad Our "military" can't afford these bases anymore, and the minister in charge of refugees asked to rent them - as soon as that offer went public, our little "wannabe warlords" in the countries jumped and offered to BUY the bases, just so no bad bad refugees could be housed there.
🔗 13:53malcairad: everyone should protest like Ghandi and then give the food they are not eatig to those actually starving for nothing (except they live in a desert!(
🔗 13:53wabisabievan: are not or*
🔗 13:54malcairad: so will the military bow to the money or to the need?
🔗 13:55wabisabievan: In the end I also dislike movement that believe that the ends justify the means and that making a statement is all that is needed. I think the energy they put into making that statement could have been better spend giving aid to those same refugees.
🔗 13:55wabisabievan: spent*
🔗 13:55MetricFurlong: I can see the argument that doing something about deaths that are happening now would have more importance than honouring people who died decades ago in a situation that is not continuing
🔗 13:55 DoktorLoy: hey chat, should I buy all of the Commander 2014 decks?
🔗 13:55 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (4m from now)
🔗 13:55MetricFurlong: but I can also see how the actions would no doubt upset a lot of people
🔗 13:55MetricFurlong: DoktorLoy: no
🔗 13:56Atifexe: Hello everyone.
🔗 13:56n_mandrag: afaik some bases have been opened to refugees, but the counties here got forced to fulfill their refugee quotas before making too much noise.
🔗 13:56 Screwattack94: Doktorloy, you should focus on 2 a save for DD:Anthologys
🔗 13:56cyberpunkpilot: helli
🔗 13:56malcairad: halo everybody halo
🔗 13:56cyberpunkpilot: hello
🔗 13:56 Screwattack94: hi guys
🔗 13:56 Viking_Sleyheron: Good evening everyone...
🔗 13:57n_mandrag: meow to you as well
🔗 13:57MetricFurlong: wabisabievan: personally, I tend to be more concerned by people who insist the ends never justify the means, but that's a can-of-worms in itself
🔗 13:57Pyrelight: Now don't be all Master Chief up in this chatroom Malcairad.
🔗 13:57 Hiramas: thank you for your input guys, and thanks for tolerating this topic
🔗 13:57malcairad: GoooooooooD Evening..........
🔗 13:57 sacarasc: First one of these I've been able to do without a 10 minute at the start of the hour time constraint I've had since the US/Canada went onto DST all them months ago. \o/
🔗 13:57napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 13:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (2m from now)
🔗 13:57Atifexe: Would anyone here be interested in a Heroes Unlimited play-by-post game? I'm working on setting one up on the LRR forums, and I'm still a couple players shy of where I'd like to be.
🔗 13:57 Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, I win at Destiny. I just got domed by a falling Warsat
🔗 13:57 koizom: Hello all
🔗 13:57cyberpunkpilot: how very fry of you mal
🔗 13:57malcairad: Hiraman if there was tolerance we would be in it
🔗 13:57 TStodden: Anybody know when Google is suppose to release Lollipop today?
🔗 13:58 emberBecky:
hiya chat 
🔗 13:58wabisabievan: Hmm that's a good point I just think that things tend to exist in a grey area in between. I'm wary of most extremes and activist movements tend to got to extremes in their actions.
🔗 13:58Compleatly: Friends, internet citizens, Fans of Loadingreadyrun. I have an important question for you all. Do any of you remember the song(s) used in the game Zoo Race during the Animal Dance Party?
🔗 13:58 LoadingReadyRun: Compleatly, I've been trying to FORGET
🔗 13:58n_mandrag: oh god....
🔗 13:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (1m from now)
🔗 13:58 Viking_Sleyheron: Compleatly: no... but cant you find them in the video?
🔗 13:58DoktorNik: !stormcount
🔗 13:58 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 0
🔗 13:58Muffincider: Hey Graham
🔗 13:58Russell_catt: Hi, Chat!
🔗 13:59 koizom: Compleatly, prob one of their own compositions
🔗 13:59n_mandrag: meow lrr !
🔗 13:59 FITorion: things are happening
🔗 13:59 AdmiralMemo: We get signal!
🔗 13:59 Tuckiozi: There is no escape from the Zoo Race. You're a horse now.
🔗 13:59TheWooglie: Compleatly Can't you just look at the youtube recording?
🔗 13:59n_mandrag: ILL RACE YOU tuckiozi! ILL RACE YOU !
🔗 13:59 the_lone_bard: Hahah! I got you this time twitch, I was watching chat to refresh the stream rather than trusting you to go live when you should! No missing out on CP for me!
🔗 13:59 Navarran: Good evening Runners
🔗 13:59 beowuuf: I liiiiiiiiiiiiive
🔗 13:59 beowuuf: I'm a horse...now
🔗 13:59 TStodden:
Loaded & Ready... for the final time for CP+ Live for a while... 
🔗 14:00 the_lone_bard: Wow, is DB only a week away?
🔗 14:00Omni_42: Dammit guys, I'm trying to climb trees in destiny here!
🔗 14:00wabisabievan: Does bear go to moon?
🔗 14:00n_mandrag: well... they might do a CP during Desertbus....
🔗 14:00 beowuuf: when you say it like that it sounds depressing
🔗 14:00Lancer873: Bear is go to moon!
🔗 14:00n_mandrag: They did a Feed Dump-ish during the last two !
🔗 14:00malcairad: wait whats the plus?
🔗 14:00 Puhnkss: I'm wrecked, I can't even chat
🔗 14:00kais58: I unsubbed, wut?
🔗 14:00Atifexe: I feel like a CP during Desert Bus will draw closer to a Derpline. Not quite a crossover or a melding, but closer.
🔗 14:00n_mandrag: DB is in two weeks bard
🔗 14:00 TStodden: My schedule is changing so I won't have Mondays off to watch live anymore... hence the depression...
🔗 14:00kais58: saving it for alex bro though
🔗 14:00Compleatly: I was trying to avoid looking into the heart of darkness by pooling you guys. But into the breach I go
🔗 14:01 Ylegm: the plus is for live malcairad
🔗 14:01wabisabievan: I think the plus is all the extra stuff they do to interact with the chat that doesn't make it into the cut,
🔗 14:01 Supermane888: Can anyone else hear something?
🔗 14:01 the_lone_bard: Ohhhhhh, I seen you say that and was like e"Oh god, so soon?!"
🔗 14:01malcairad: plus = live does minus = dead?
🔗 14:01Crimznking: White noise?
🔗 14:01 Ylegm: just my teeth trying to kill me
🔗 14:01 Puhnkss: The tower in destiny should have mini-games or mini challenges, like the tree climb and other assorted jumping uzzles
🔗 14:01 LordChrusher: I hear static
🔗 14:01wabisabievan: Embrace the void Compleatly
🔗 14:01 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ghostemon
🔗 14:01MetricFurlong: mission 'acuqire tea before stream starts' was a success
🔗 14:01 Supermane888: Doesn't sound like white noise, not sure
🔗 14:01 Puhnkss:

🔗 14:02 Durugai: points! check!
🔗 14:02 Shirts_: sweet got here just in time
🔗 14:02 Laserbeaks_Fury: Find and collect all 151 Ghosts, battle them!
🔗 14:02n_mandrag: not getting any sound on my end
🔗 14:02 ufokraana: Bleep Bloop!
🔗 14:02 Nightvalien28: sup anubis
🔗 14:02malcairad: mission order food before stream starts success mission recive food still i progress
🔗 14:02 sacarasc: Suddenly, Anunis169.
🔗 14:02wabisabievan: Furlong is go for tea. I repeat Metricfurlong is go for tea.
🔗 14:02Crimznking: Static and a low whine to be specific
🔗 14:02 sacarasc: But typing = no.
🔗 14:02 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:02MetricFurlong: mmm... tea
🔗 14:02 the_lone_bard: I am horribad at keeping track of dates you see, so it would be totally within the realm of possibillity for me to think it was like the first few days of November and actually have it be the 12th or something.
🔗 14:02Pyrelight: The stream is activating!
🔗 14:02 ufokraana: There is a very quiet white noise, if you turn up the volume, so EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:02MetricFurlong: [Britishness intensifies]
🔗 14:02wabisabievan: We have tea!
🔗 14:02 NapalmSideburns: For whoever reminded me of Pon Pon Pon, thank you for sending me on a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu + Babymetal binge
🔗 14:02Roboromantic: Good afternoon, chat units.
🔗 14:02Atifexe: I just finished my tea. I'm sad now.
🔗 14:02 TStodden: I'll be able to catch Kathleen & Graham on Wednesdays & Thursdays... so I'll be around, just at a different time than the past 10 months.
🔗 14:02 VmKid: > gksudo checkpointplus -report
🔗 14:02 Ylegm: lone_bard it's teh 14th
🔗 14:03 Ceiran_91: is someone vacuuming the mic?
🔗 14:03MetricFurlong: NapalmSideburns: probably RayFK
🔗 14:03 MikeSmith916: I have no tea, and for that I am grateful.
🔗 14:03 the_lone_bard: Ylegm No it's the 4th... I did have to check.
🔗 14:03 Viking_Sleyheron: S... whats the odds that we will have both a written intro AND outro today? I still think its funnier when they wing it:-.)
🔗 14:03 NapalmSideburns: I did cheer me up though, so hurray!
🔗 14:03 ufokraana: ceiran_91: Nah, just the magnetic field of the earth, AC current in the electrical lines and miscellaneous electronic interference captured by the microphone wires.
🔗 14:03 Supermane888: Sounded like a far off vacuum before, now just the sound of a mic nobody's making noise into
🔗 14:03malcairad: sooo voting is tomorrow ayone goig?
🔗 14:03 Dusk_Shine: Actually, you may have Beowuuf and myself to thank/blame for that
🔗 14:03 TStodden might make some tea in a few hours as he finished his Arnold Palmer...
🔗 14:04 SohNata: Tea later after I'm done enjoying this fine Ale
🔗 14:04n_mandrag: that would be the tiniest of vakuums.... a pikavacuum so to say
🔗 14:04 beowuuf: lol, why did I get involved? I'm innocent!
🔗 14:04 Zeke229: im voting on #2 in florida
🔗 14:04Crimznking: Or the fans of some poor saps pc just prior to meltdown
🔗 14:04 RayFK: Metricfurlong It was not me
🔗 14:04 Zeke229: yes to medical marijuana
🔗 14:04 MTG_Jake: i voted a couple weeks ago, early/absentee
🔗 14:04 Myrniss: I watched John Oliver's segment on the USA state legislatures... are they really filled with, to put it lightly, weird people?
🔗 14:04 the_lone_bard: Ylegm... Oh, you meant that. No, I mean todays date is hte 4th. I know when desertbus starts...
🔗 14:04Romangoro: Hey I did get home in time!\
🔗 14:05 TStodden: Damn it Google! I want Lollipop NOW!!!
🔗 14:05 Zeke229: if you are eligible to vote and dont you are an idiot no if and are butt
🔗 14:05 MTG_Jake: myrniss: yes
🔗 14:05 Ylegm: the_lone_bard: oh, got it
🔗 14:05 Pandasandpancakes: Gooooood evening again chat. Everyone doing okay?
🔗 14:05 the_lone_bard: It just doesn't matter if I think it's still like the 5th when it's actually mid Janurary.
🔗 14:05 MTG_Jake: and that's being exceedingly polite
🔗 14:05MetricFurlong: Myrniss: I'd like to watch that. but can't because of regional viewing delays
🔗 14:05chibi_bento: !help
🔗 14:05Omnipotenttrevor: I plan to try and get out and vote before work tomorrow. I really should have done it early
🔗 14:05 Myrniss: MetricFurlong, give me a minute, i'll find a non-USA mirror for you
🔗 14:05Roboromantic: Tstodden You can have lollipop, just do a few dozen easy steps that involve wiping your phone, and only if you bought a Nexus device recently.
🔗 14:05 NapalmSideburns: not voting can only bring you to a worse position while voting might be better for you.
🔗 14:05 SohNata: Chat: I just bought a 3DS. What doth thou recommendst? (Already getting SMTIV)
🔗 14:05wabisabievan: I'm in the US and I tend to write off our political system as a madhouse of infighting so weirdness wouldn't surprise me.
🔗 14:05 TheMedievalChemist: What are you guys voting for btw?
🔗 14:06Omnipotenttrevor: Sohnata: Link Between Worlds is good
🔗 14:06 the_lone_bard: Congress.
🔗 14:06 the_lone_bard: They're voting for their entire congress.
🔗 14:06 Zeke229: congress and states
🔗 14:06chibi_bento: !viewers
🔗 14:06 LRRbot: 353 users viewing the stream. 360 users in the chat.
🔗 14:06 ekimekim3000: I thought it was half of congress?
🔗 14:06malcairad: Mission food arrival a success, beginning Mission Food Consumption
🔗 14:06n_mandrag: and a third of the senate
🔗 14:06 Pandasandpancakes: sohnata: Fire Emblem Awakening and Bravely Default are pretty fun.
🔗 14:06 Ylegm: not the whole thing, just most of them
🔗 14:06Crimznking: Monster Hunter 3
🔗 14:06Crimznking: Bravely Default
🔗 14:06 MTG_Jake: all of the house, 1/3 of the senate
🔗 14:06n_mandrag: full house of representatives and a third of senate afaik
🔗 14:06DirgeNovak: Sohnata Bravely Default, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Theatrhythm
🔗 14:06Omnipotenttrevor: I'll second Bravely Default
🔗 14:06Gnyrinn: Who are these 7 people who are in the chat but not viewing?
🔗 14:06 MTG_Jake: so not *all* of congress
🔗 14:07 Zeke229:
and if you are in florida and dont vote yes on admendment 2 you hate fredom
medical marijuana btw
🔗 14:07 Screwattack94: Sohnata, I would recommend Xenoblade Chronicles if you are interested in JRPG's
🔗 14:07Muffincider: I'm not going to vote, I don't support anyone and it's already estimated that most of congress and the senate will end up being conservative due to a lot of liberals backing out
🔗 14:07 Chilie_Ilya: !d10
🔗 14:07 the_lone_bard: So they're mostly NOT voting, and thus voting to not get rid of the morons who have made 'MURCA the laughing stock of everyone but us Australians... And only because we're busy heading toward a civil war thanks to our government
🔗 14:07blip2004: everyone needs a pokemon game if they own a 3ds
🔗 14:07r4v5: Hatoful Boyfriend is apparently half-price on Steam today
🔗 14:07 SohNata:
Ooo, lots of suggestions. Much apreciated folks 
🔗 14:07MetricFurlong: NapalmSideburns: depends on your county's political system. If you're under a First-past-the-post system (such as Britain and the US) then it's entirely possible that your vote may be completely worthless, depending on which constituency you live in
🔗 14:07Muffincider: I'm just going to wait for the people to put more pressure on congress and the senate
🔗 14:07 NapalmSideburns: SohNata, Pandasandpancakes, I would definitely recommend Etrian Odyssee
🔗 14:07 Myrniss: i can fully understand the futility of voting (1 particular party always wins where i live). However i still vote
🔗 14:07Gcat50: Hello all!
🔗 14:07 Canageek: r4v5: I've bought a copy to gift Adam as a joke
🔗 14:07Techoburst43: Is tuis going to be draft?
🔗 14:07malcairad: if pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
🔗 14:07Roboromantic: Kathleen, mute button dictator.
🔗 14:07 beowuuf: yay, hai gais
🔗 14:07 RebelliousUno: Mute Game so Stronk
🔗 14:07MetricFurlong: Myrniss: thank you, good chap
🔗 14:07Camthelion: Jajaja
🔗 14:07Muffincider: Hey Kathleen, Paul and Graham
🔗 14:07questhere: shoes gone mad with power!
🔗 14:07 RayFK: Kathleen has gone officially childish
🔗 14:07LavaBearsWithLavaBeards just subscribed!
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🔗 14:07 LRRbot: Adam! TOO LOUD! SHHHHHH! FILMING!
🔗 14:07 VmKid: Kathleen HAS THE POWERRR!
🔗 14:07DiamondTiki: So KAthleen's gone mad with power
🔗 14:07 Nightvalien28: LOL
🔗 14:07 Supermane888:
Men should be silent, Graham 
🔗 14:07 LordChrusher: Oh hi mute button
🔗 14:07Lancer873: Kathleen has the POWEEEEER
🔗 14:07 Puhnkss: Graham looks tired
🔗 14:07andersgeek:
Oh, Kathleen 
🔗 14:07 VmKid:

🔗 14:07n_mandrag: no one person should have all that powa !
🔗 14:07 CantWearHats:
well kathleen is enjoying herself 
🔗 14:07wabisabievan: Oh so very muted
🔗 14:07Darth_Wooper: She has the ULTIMATE POWER
🔗 14:07 Durugai: Kathleen casts silence, it resolves
🔗 14:07 Devinsanity: Who gave Kathleen power? Fools!
🔗 14:07 Nightvalien28: too much power
🔗 14:07 beowuuf: power too strunk
🔗 14:07blip2004: Mutes for everyone!
🔗 14:07 DedicatedFenceSitter: Mr Grumpy
🔗 14:07DoktorNik just subscribed!
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🔗 14:07DiamondTiki:

🔗 14:07 azninja888: !kathleen madwithpower
🔗 14:07 STALKERsoldiers: be ashamed graham
🔗 14:07 KhaineSD: Kathleens been in the sugar again..
🔗 14:08Lancer873: Graham has surrendered into silence.
🔗 14:08 Myrniss: Muffincider: spoil your ballet then. That they you can't be logged as a lazy person
🔗 14:08 emberBecky: Hiya Graham and Kathleen!
🔗 14:08 Ravynn:
Suuuub Hype
🔗 14:08 Anubis169: Kathleen has her hand on th- ---- ------
🔗 14:08Omnipotenttrevor: Seriously Zeke229. The fact that there's a question of "the doctor says this thing can help you be healthy, but you can't have it because politics" shouldn't even be a question
🔗 14:08 Nightvalien28: hahhahahaha
🔗 14:08 Aarek: oh god she's gone mad with power!
🔗 14:08TheWooglie just subscribed!
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🔗 14:08n_mandrag: *power intensifies*
🔗 14:08 Supermane888: She doesn't always ABUSE that power though
🔗 14:08grimkriz: Kathleen is a evil genius
🔗 14:08Weagle_Formation just subscribed!
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🔗 14:08Muffincider: Boo graham
🔗 14:08 Aracuda: i want graham to mime his way through his Checkpoint stories even if Kathleen hasnt muted him
🔗 14:08 ekimekim3000:
oh lord the

🔗 14:08 Nightvalien28: graham your beard looks great
🔗 14:08Cantwearcats:
So who else thinks that Kathleen should be a Japanese commercial mascot? 
🔗 14:08malcairad: oh now Kathleen realized she had power!
🔗 14:08 MadTheorist:

🔗 14:08Lancer873: Also, suggested novelty sub: DemoSCRAP and ReSCRUBlican
🔗 14:08 Admiralmatt: !bawk
🔗 14:08 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:08 the_lone_bard: Graham is just like "Urgh whatever..."
🔗 14:08 Navarran: Oh hell. Twitch auto- resubbed and now I can't collect Adam on my LRR bingo card
🔗 14:08Tralphium just subscribed!
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🔗 14:08r4v5: ballot, Graham: they're talkin' elections
🔗 14:08 TheMedievalChemist: Graham, when do you decide to trim your beard?
🔗 14:08 CaffeinatedLemur: the Wooglie? that gives me the wibblies
🔗 14:08SoAngry_I_Tackled_A_Horse just subscribed!
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🔗 14:08 ufokraana: Hey, Drs. G & K, the sound is a bit different today. New microphone?
🔗 14:08 the_lone_bard: Well, at least it's not a flying Weagle formation.
🔗 14:08 DedicatedFenceSitter: Loving #LavaBears btw.
🔗 14:08 GroutNASA: Weagles working together? Horrors
🔗 14:08 Ravynn:
Double Suuuub!
🔗 14:09 Tuckiozi:

🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: the hell is even a weagle formation
🔗 14:09 Anubis169: yay bookshelf!
🔗 14:09 Supermane888: Mighty Weagles, take scampering V formation!
🔗 14:09Omnipotenttrevor: Sohnata: Another good 3DS suggestion is Dillon's Rolling Western. Fun but the difficulty curve ramped too high for me to beat
🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: just a flying v of death
🔗 14:09MetricFurlong: anyone else getting dropped frames?
🔗 14:09 GroutNASA: It's like a wedge, but more teeth
🔗 14:09questhere: set fov to 120
🔗 14:09 lathostiran: durn twitch didn't take me live...
🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: MetricFurlong, a vew
🔗 14:09wabisabievan: Now I want to see a tide of weagles... from a distance... like from orbit.
🔗 14:09simonAJ: I own that shirt! I own the same shirt as internet celebrity hunk man extraordinaire Graham Stark. I'm so happy
🔗 14:09 Rcraddz: crap my pc was muted DOH!
🔗 14:09 Anubis169: Graham: the vid seems to chop a little when the sub notifier goes off
🔗 14:09 TheWooglie: Weird subscribing logged me out of twitch
🔗 14:09 Anubis169:
just to let ya know 
🔗 14:09Taichanie: Dear Doctor Kathleen. I loved the last crapshot.
🔗 14:09 Puhnkss: @Nightvalien28 Flying V \m?
🔗 14:09 Pandasandpancakes:
Sub Hype! Can we make it to 15 before the cutoff 2 weeks in a row?

🔗 14:09 Zipa8: tactical jugular formation
🔗 14:09 RebelliousUno: Maybe it was a typo?
🔗 14:09Muffincider: Is Paul not here?
🔗 14:09NotSoFunnyUsername just subscribed!
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🔗 14:09 TheWooglie: Yeah crapshot was brilliant.
🔗 14:09 RebelliousUno: and they actually Tickled a horse?
🔗 14:09Roboromantic just subscribed!
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🔗 14:10Crimznking: If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
🔗 14:10 Tuckiozi:

🔗 14:10 TheWooglie:

🔗 14:10 GroutNASA: Kiwis can't handle cold?
🔗 14:10 the_lone_bard: I feel like riding a horse is just an extended horse tackle...
🔗 14:10Lancer873: So X-FunnyUsername is the new FuppinGuy?
🔗 14:10MsConductivity just subscribed!
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🔗 14:10 Puhnkss: Ro Bro mantic?
🔗 14:10 TStodden: Honeywell hibernating for the Season?
🔗 14:10 MadTheorist:

🔗 14:10 Roboromantic: Our-obo-roe-man-tick
🔗 14:10 Manbeardo: The Robos Legion?
🔗 14:10MetricFurlong: Lancer873: we'll know for definite if we get 'SomeFuppinUsername'
🔗 14:10Omnipotenttrevor: Oh and I don't know if you played any of the other Shantae games Sohnata, but the new one recently released for the 3DS. I only just started playing it though.
🔗 14:10 TheWooglie:
You may need that outfit handy for desert bus 
🔗 14:11 Zeke229: did you purpofully say Kowai (scary)?
🔗 14:11 Puhnkss: Youse writed it
🔗 14:11 CantWearHats: check dem points!
🔗 14:11 SohNata: I'll keep an eye out Omnipotenttrevor
🔗 14:11 Anubis169: ready!
🔗 14:11wabisabievan: I'm sort of ready
🔗 14:11 Loonatic93: No... But go ahead anyway.
🔗 14:11 emberBecky:

🔗 14:11 DedicatedFenceSitter: Stuff!
🔗 14:11 Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy, stuff!
🔗 14:11 Weagle_Formation: Ready
🔗 14:11 the_lone_bard: Kathleen "Never take credit for my accomplishments" De'Vere.
🔗 14:11 Tralphium:

🔗 14:11Darth_Wooper: Is Paul still walking into a wall somewhere?
🔗 14:11 Pandasandpancakes: oooh, Stuff?
🔗 14:11Morgoth_bauglyr: coal of duty
🔗 14:11 Nightvalien28: dear doctor graham it seems that we are getting dropped frams when the notifier triggers
🔗 14:11 Pandasandpancakes: Kathleen's gone mad with power!
🔗 14:11Morgoth_bauglyr: its kawaii and kowai
🔗 14:11 Anaerin: "We wrote it" "So, Graham wrote it" - Basically, Kathleen is disavowing any responsibility for writing it.
🔗 14:11 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen so crazy
🔗 14:11 Akaiatana: loadingreadyrun recording locally?
🔗 14:11 Canageek: Kathleen: I sent that gif you made to a popular person, its been getting lots of retweets
🔗 14:11 Supermane888: Watashi wa kawaii kowai desu chan :3
🔗 14:11hyper_realistic_alien_AI just subscribed!
🔗 14:11 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, hyper_realistic_alien_AI! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 14:11 Tuckiozi: Local recording confirmed
🔗 14:12 NapalmSideburns: The crapshot is great, now go *** yourself!
🔗 14:12 RebelliousUno: !show
🔗 14:12 LRRbot: Currently live: CheckPoint Plus
🔗 14:12Crimznking: Link gif plox
🔗 14:12 GroutNASA: IHNJH, IJLS "Dropped Fram"
🔗 14:12 LRRbot: Currently playing: Gaming Talk Shows (rating 97%)
🔗 14:12 Roboromantic: Everyone wants a gif of that.
🔗 14:12 SohNata: Graham "Let's Crap" Stark
🔗 14:12Lord_ZYRK: gibb gif
🔗 14:12 Anubis169: leeeeeet's check!
🔗 14:12 Spacecarl: Lets CrapPoint
🔗 14:12 Flikerz1: spilers
🔗 14:12malcairad: crap point?
🔗 14:12ZeroArcana: let's almost crap a shot?
🔗 14:12 Supermane888: Aaaand now my video cuts out. What even.
🔗 14:12 Flikerz1: spireliers
🔗 14:12Crimznking: Buffer hardcore
🔗 14:12 sacarasc:
So many dropped frames. 
🔗 14:12 RebelliousUno: More complicated than normal?
🔗 14:13 DoktorNik: dropped frames op
🔗 14:13 Anubis169: ungh... such framedrop
🔗 14:13 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (13m ago)
🔗 14:13 Anaerin: supermane888: Did here, too.
🔗 14:13 Nightvalien28: miss make way for piss and mr let's crap
🔗 14:13 Manbeardo: so much frame drop
🔗 14:13 DedicatedFenceSitter: More *** Creed stuff? Not sure if that's good or not
🔗 14:13 Nightvalien28: dropped frames
🔗 14:13Camthelion: FFFFFF
🔗 14:13 the_lone_bard: Toda- Buffer into 5 fps... God damnit Australia.
🔗 14:13 Puhnkss: Call of WHAT?
🔗 14:13 RebelliousUno:

🔗 14:13Boldlytheyrode: f pls
🔗 14:13 Navarran: Did they put in female character animations? Is that the complication?
🔗 14:13 Pandasandpancakes:

🔗 14:13 ekimekim3000:

🔗 14:13Cantwearcats: nope
🔗 14:13 Supermane888:
no 
🔗 14:13 Dan9299:

🔗 14:13 Laserbeaks_Fury:

🔗 14:13 azninja888:

🔗 14:13Boldlytheyrode: EFFF
🔗 14:13 Aarek:

🔗 14:13 Tralphium:

🔗 14:13 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:13 TStodden: Call of Duty? What's that?
🔗 14:13 Nightvalien28:

🔗 14:13 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:13 Spacecarl:

🔗 14:13 Zipa8:

🔗 14:13 Anubis169:
oh sweet 
🔗 14:13 Nightvalien28: hail the 90s
🔗 14:13 Bawkbawkboo1: huh? video is fine for me
🔗 14:13 AdmiralMemo: It's fine now, though
🔗 14:13 malc:
ah crap I'm lagging. *that's* why everyone is 
🔗 14:13 GroutNASA: ultralag
🔗 14:13Godpigeon: f this?
🔗 14:13 AdmiralMemo: Bawkbawkboo1, It was momentary?
🔗 14:13wabisabievan: yes "classics"
🔗 14:13 DedicatedFenceSitter: Fine for me
🔗 14:13 Zeke229:

🔗 14:13 CantWearHats: shots fired...at the past
🔗 14:13grimkriz: fine for me too
🔗 14:13Boldlytheyrode: EFF
🔗 14:13 Manbeardo: Video was fine for me after intro
🔗 14:14 Ravynn: Lol, as Tally says....There's a reason arcades died!
🔗 14:14 darkalter2000: !next
🔗 14:14 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (14m ago)
🔗 14:14 CantWearHats: oh ffs
🔗 14:14 Loonatic93: Damn kids! Get off my arcade!
🔗 14:14 lorescholar: Zzyzx? Isn't that a place in California?
🔗 14:14 CantWearHats: really?
🔗 14:14DiamondTiki: Of course he won't
🔗 14:14 CantWearHats: REALLY?!
🔗 14:14 RebelliousUno: Yay Zeplins
🔗 14:14 GroutNASA: That's it, we're in a Time Anomaly!!
🔗 14:14 Flikerz1:
ZEEEPPPLLIINNSSS
🔗 14:14 CaffeinatedLemur: Zeplins!?
🔗 14:14Lancer873: ZEPPELINS
🔗 14:14 Havok4: Zepplins!
🔗 14:14 RebelliousUno: but I'm still Anti Ubisoft
🔗 14:14 the_lone_bard: My FPS is being shitty but stream is more or less fine after the intro herped a derp.
🔗 14:14 Tuckiozi: He also goes to WWII!
🔗 14:14 CantWearHats:

🔗 14:14 Nightvalien28: what
🔗 14:14 AdmiralMemo: Manbeardo, Same here. Intro laggy. Video fine.
🔗 14:14 Anaerin: Zepplins? Oh, the Huge Manatee!
🔗 14:14 Zipa8: so France sucks is what they are saying
🔗 14:14Crimznking: It is Lorescholar
🔗 14:14wabisabievan: Yes because Ubisoft is know for subtlety right now.
🔗 14:14Darth_Wooper: You say zepplins like they're a bad thing...
🔗 14:14 Nightvalien28: COULD be but won't
🔗 14:14Muffincider: Ubisoft Montreal, you're getting weirder, keep at it
🔗 14:14 Flikerz1: so its a bioshock rppoff
🔗 14:14 Supermane888: I hope the steampunk future thing ends up being a hallucination fever dream.
🔗 14:14StarFreak359: Zeppelins? Yes please!
🔗 14:14DiamondTiki: Yeah, call back when you have more boats
🔗 14:14 Navarran: People care about the STORY in assassin's creed? Are they high?
🔗 14:14 TStodden: ZZyyzzyxz is the last of the 3000+ MAME ROMsets alphabetically.
🔗 14:14MadAndySims: !storm
🔗 14:14 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 10
🔗 14:14clack14: they are still alive in japan depends on culture
🔗 14:14 Pandasandpancakes: Because steampunk makes EVERYTHING better...
🔗 14:14 Flikerz1: its a bioshock rippoff
🔗 14:14Crimznking: Specifically a road on the way to Vegas
🔗 14:14 Anubis169: hehehehehe
🔗 14:15 DedicatedFenceSitter: I care about the story in *** creed. Not sure what that says about me
🔗 14:15 Nightvalien28: Navarran, it used to be good *gross sobbing*
🔗 14:15 CantWearHats: pfffft hahaha
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: this was awesome
🔗 14:15 Navarran:
Nightvalien28, The story was never good. It's ok 
🔗 14:15 VmKid: Heh. I do enjoy seeing companies taking the piss out of their own screw-ups.
🔗 14:15DiamondTiki: The. F*ck.
🔗 14:15 Zipa8: Well thats an image
🔗 14:15 RebelliousUno: Hells yes
🔗 14:15 Roboromantic: Ah, nightmarish facial mapping.
🔗 14:15 Anaerin: Nice Enunciation on "Fart" there.
🔗 14:15 CantWearHats: hehehe
🔗 14:15 Pandasandpancakes: Nope.
🔗 14:15 Supermane888: HAHAHAHAHA good luck
🔗 14:15 Navarran:
I laugh at all of you btw 
🔗 14:15 Nightvalien28: SOMEDAY IT WILL COME
🔗 14:15 GroutNASA: I just "pulled a Lucas" if you know what I mean
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: nooooooo
🔗 14:15 Navarran:
It's never coming 
🔗 14:15 CantWearHats: woooah uh oh
🔗 14:15 VmKid: Background
🔗 14:16NimrodXIV: the darkness!
🔗 14:16 AdmiralMemo: Whoa
🔗 14:16 Loonatic93: FFVII Kart?
🔗 14:16 Spacecarl: oh god lost in a voooooid
🔗 14:16 STALKERsoldiers: THE ABYSS
🔗 14:16 Tuckiozi: we're in a void
🔗 14:16Muffincider: Yay dark void
🔗 14:16 AdmiralMemo: ROFL
🔗 14:16 VmKid: Welcome to THE VOIIID
🔗 14:16Pyrelight: But what does that have to do with ff6?
🔗 14:16 SohNata: Dydak is back in black?
🔗 14:16 Supermane888: I refuse to play FF because I can't watch another beloved franchise die
🔗 14:16 TStodden: Woah! Background Fail!
🔗 14:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: it's a time anomaly, run Graham!
🔗 14:16 Navarran: oh good, it's staring into me
🔗 14:16 Pandasandpancakes: Green screen, why you no green?
🔗 14:16 Durugai: Eternal Darkness voi!
🔗 14:16 Puhnkss: Give it up, folks, FF7 is of its time
🔗 14:16 MadTheorist: whoa void, eternal darkness
🔗 14:16Frage069: OOOooooOOOOoh
🔗 14:16 RebelliousUno: At least add some stars
🔗 14:16 Lord_Durin: Can't stop staring into void...
🔗 14:16ownyke: I stared into the abyss and Graham stared back
🔗 14:16 Tuckiozi: It's us
🔗 14:16MadAndySims: !storm
🔗 14:16 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 10
🔗 14:16 the_lone_bard: The best partof this dfark void is Kathleen having a glowing outline...
🔗 14:16 Tuckiozi: we're the eternal darkness
🔗 14:16 sacarasc: QEII, like the boat.
🔗 14:16 malc:
is in the background
🔗 14:16 CantWearHats: QE2? he's a cruise ship?
🔗 14:16DiamondTiki: We stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back
🔗 14:16 Supermane888: qe2 someone's gonna sue.
🔗 14:16 AdmiralMemo: Queen Elizabeth 2?
🔗 14:16 Spacecarl: Good story for the void. Blame quantum!
🔗 14:16 Aarek: as someone that tested Too Human, I am having war flashbacks
🔗 14:16MetricFurlong: QE2 - Queen Elizabeth II?
🔗 14:16Lancer873: "Guys I'm for real now I got this."
🔗 14:16DiamondTiki:
Quantom focus? 
🔗 14:16 Roboromantic: No relation to the monarch, the ship, or the Fed fiscal policy.
🔗 14:16 Nightvalien28: qqqqeeeeeeeee
🔗 14:16 Weagle_Formation: They keep using that word, I don't think it means what they think it means
🔗 14:16 Anaerin: "Quantum? That just means add a few extra 0s"
🔗 14:16 DedicatedFenceSitter: FF7 was of its time, but I'd still like to wallow in it. People still wallow in old movies. But I know it will never happen as I want though
🔗 14:16Frage069: Bit early for Halloween isn't it?
🔗 14:16 AdmiralMemo: Is that Dean Cain?
🔗 14:16 Navarran: QEII - Named for an out of use rusty ship
🔗 14:16 HolisticBilfred: Dennis Dyack, now he's on a boat.
🔗 14:16 Pandasandpancakes: This just keeps getting better.
🔗 14:17questhere: dis goona be gud
🔗 14:17 DedicatedFenceSitter: Out of the void
🔗 14:17 Zipa8: Thanks for the protip G
🔗 14:17 zyme86: oh dear did stark just make a terrel owens!
🔗 14:17 Nightvalien28: dis goona be awful
🔗 14:17Lord_ZYRK:
You play as Raiden? 
🔗 14:17 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol
🔗 14:17 Durugai: a twiiiiist, within a twiiiist within a twiiiiiiiiist
🔗 14:17 Ravynn:
there!
🔗 14:17 LordWolfwood: Fast Times man
🔗 14:17 Loonatic93: Yeah... i get it.... I'm so freaking old.
🔗 14:17 AdmiralMemo: What?
🔗 14:17Thoth7: <-- got it
🔗 14:17 Laserbeaks_Fury: Awesome! Totally awesome!
🔗 14:17 Ravynn: <---Is an old man
🔗 14:17 GroutNASA: mm, fast times
🔗 14:17 DoktorNik: Jeff teh Surfer?
🔗 14:17 lathostiran: well hey Mr. Hand!
🔗 14:17 Supermane888: Ridgemont High?
🔗 14:17 AdmiralMemo: Spekully?
🔗 14:17 CaffeinatedLemur: Its ok Mr Kotter, I gotta note
🔗 14:17 RebelliousUno: Fast Times at Ridgemont High??
🔗 14:17 AdmiralMemo: Whoa
🔗 14:17 Navarran: Man Well
🔗 14:17 Nightvalien28: do not got that
🔗 14:17Crimznking: Oh god, Fast times reference
🔗 14:17 VmKid: RELEASE THE GOATS
🔗 14:17 AdmiralMemo: Dropping frames again
🔗 14:17 Pandasandpancakes: Was the void pathetic fallacy because of the Eternal Darkness reference?
🔗 14:17 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:17 VmKid:

🔗 14:17 Supermane888:
Yay, I understood that reference, despite being a 90's kid 
🔗 14:17questhere: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
🔗 14:17Darth_Wooper: Spaaaaace?
🔗 14:17DirgeNovak: SPAAAAAACE
🔗 14:17Taichanie: Explain!
🔗 14:17 CantWearHats: yeah it chugged hard at the end credits there
🔗 14:18Cantwearcats: Graham is go to moon?
🔗 14:18 malc: Xsplit really can't cope with those videos
🔗 14:18NimrodXIV: intro & outro dropped frames?
🔗 14:18 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. LRR: Intro and outro were very laggy
🔗 14:18 Chozo_Hybrid: Aw, I just missed it!
🔗 14:18 Nightvalien28: the void it consume us
🔗 14:18 Chilie_Ilya: SPACE
🔗 14:18 zyme86: why is Stark in space?
🔗 14:18Muffincider: That's odd
🔗 14:18 Manbeardo: looks like the overlay computer is having some strugs
🔗 14:18Mowdownjoe: XSplit derped.
🔗 14:18StarFreak359: I'm the best at space!
🔗 14:18MadAndySims just subscribed!
🔗 14:18 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MadAndySims! (Today's storm count: 11)
🔗 14:18DiamondTiki: It seemed as if only the intro and outro were supper droppy
🔗 14:18 Tralphium:

🔗 14:18MetricFurlong: the darkness consumes all
🔗 14:18 MadTheorist: SPAAAAAACE
🔗 14:18 SohNata: I blame Matt
🔗 14:18 RebelliousUno: Just loses the green screen
🔗 14:18 Jadeworrior: G in spacccccceeeee
🔗 14:18 the_lone_bard: Because the cosmic black void is exactly where Dyacks heading.
🔗 14:18 Anubis169:
so many dropped frames whenever animation happens 
🔗 14:18 VmKid:

🔗 14:18 Puhnkss: Its the quantums
🔗 14:18 Havok4: Void stark is best stark.
🔗 14:18 GroutNASA: Ridgemont Noir
🔗 14:18 Aarek: GRAHAM IN SPACEEE!
🔗 14:18HailtheRNG: daaarrrknesssssss
🔗 14:18 zyme86: I dont know why stark is in space
🔗 14:18 Loonatic93: The intro and outro sequences were dropping frames like mad.
🔗 14:18 Tuckiozi: Damnit Matt
🔗 14:18 TStodden: Print that!
🔗 14:18 Durugai: weeeeell, thats the magic of live TV!
🔗 14:18 Zipa8: its clearly Matts fault
🔗 14:18Gnyrinn: It's fine
🔗 14:18 Supermane888: Is Graham lying to Paul again about being in space?
🔗 14:18n_mandrag: the story was just too dark....
🔗 14:18 Bawkbawkboo1: fun fact: There is a town in California that has been stuck in a time loop for the past fifty years and hasn't broken out. It's called Stinson Beach
🔗 14:18LordManiMani: Graham is go to moon
🔗 14:18 RebelliousUno: Intro and outros have been stuttering forever
🔗 14:18questhere: stark contrast
🔗 14:18Crimznking: I like the void'
🔗 14:18 sacarasc:

🔗 14:18HailtheRNG: blue screen time?
🔗 14:18Mowdownjoe: MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! THE DARKNESS COMES! IT'LL DAMN US ALL!
🔗 14:18wabisabievan: Embrace the void Graham
🔗 14:18Darth_Wooper:
Did... did someone launch the moonbase into above-ground orbit? 
🔗 14:18DirgeNovak: Leave it, it's funneh
🔗 14:18 Nightvalien28: dear doctor graham during intro, outro and when the notifier triggers we get dropped frames
🔗 14:18 koizom: It has been every week, whenever there's videoanimation, the stream is super choppy
🔗 14:18 Shirts_:
did it
🔗 14:18NimrodXIV: don't pet the void
🔗 14:18 GroutNASA: @Lordmanimani exactly! He is go to moon!!
🔗 14:18Lord_ZYRK: He's in subspace
🔗 14:18 Roboromantic: Please do not hug the void.
🔗 14:18 Anaerin: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN VOID
🔗 14:18Frage069: Don't touch the void!
🔗 14:18 zyme86: Why is graham on moon
🔗 14:19 Pandasandpancakes: "Touching the Void, with Graham Stark"
🔗 14:19 SohNata:
Matt Lava Bears?! 
🔗 14:19 Ravynn: Lava Bears!
🔗 14:19Mowdownjoe:
MATT AND LAVA BEARS! 
🔗 14:19mnemonicman: If you pat the void, does the void pat you back?
🔗 14:19simonAJ: I own that shirt! I own the same shirt as internet celebrity hunk man extraordinaire Graham Stark. I'm so happy
🔗 14:19 CantWearHats: Lava Matts!
🔗 14:19 Flikerz1: ohh matt is next..
🔗 14:19 Navarran: Bonus matt?!
🔗 14:19 the_lone_bard: Oh Matt's been around... That explains the frames.
🔗 14:19malcairad: ITS THE NEW SUPER BLACK KATHLEEN WANTZ!
🔗 14:19 Durugai: LAVAMATT?! I am scared
🔗 14:19 CaffeinatedLemur:
nightvalien28, I had no dropped frames on my side 
🔗 14:19 JonciA: It's the void of fun that company will create
🔗 14:19 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
more

🔗 14:19 DedicatedFenceSitter: Mattava bears
🔗 14:19NimrodXIV: I heard Matt is a lava bear
🔗 14:19 Nightvalien28: CaffeinatedLemur, I amgetting some right now
🔗 14:19 Supermane888: Graham's mono black
🔗 14:19 Pandasandpancakes: Pat not the Void, lest the void also pat you.
🔗 14:19 Flikerz1: weegles did ti
🔗 14:19 zyme86: alt-F4 fixes everything
🔗 14:19 Navarran: did he set that picture to be... MATT BLACK?
🔗 14:19 Weagle_Formation: you people and your D&D making me force my friends to play again
🔗 14:19 Zipa8: Paul "control C " Saunders
🔗 14:19 Jadeworrior: if you pet the void, dose the void pet back
🔗 14:19 Flikerz1: they ate the background
🔗 14:19Muffincider: Soft void, fluffy void, dark ball of nothing, purr purr purr
🔗 14:19 Dusk_Shine: And I somehow missed the entirety of checkpoint because Twitch refused to boot up my video when they started
🔗 14:19mobman84: solution: mash buttons till it works again
🔗 14:19Mowdownjoe: Screenshot, please.
🔗 14:19 Lord_Durin: Ventablack
🔗 14:19 STALKERsoldiers:

🔗 14:19blip2004: ctrl c is just copy, use V instead
🔗 14:19 RebelliousUno: I didn't get it
🔗 14:19 RebelliousUno: I'm just quick at the Google
🔗 14:19 TStodden:
That BG fail was just epic timing for this story. 
🔗 14:19Crimznking: Short hike
🔗 14:19 RayFK: I'd say the joke was EntTHRALLing
🔗 14:19 MikeSmith916: We got it. Its just not funny. Sorry.
🔗 14:19questhere: Graham is a lizard person! the Illuminati is real!
🔗 14:19 Laserbeaks_Fury: It was Awesome, Kathleen. Totally Awesome!
🔗 14:19 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. LRR: So... I hope the intro and outro in the local recording are good because they were terribly frame-dropped live.
🔗 14:19 Durugai: WUB WUB!
🔗 14:19 Rcraddz: Nor did I
🔗 14:19LordManiMani: still walking
🔗 14:19 Ravynn: A long uphill walk perhaps...past a frozen pond...
🔗 14:19 Loonatic93: It was kind of a silly reference.
🔗 14:20 Anubis169:
Ctrl-C is interrupt 
🔗 14:20 Pandasandpancakes: That looks like the most 70's TV show ever...
🔗 14:20MetricFurlong: the darkness is eternal
🔗 14:20Thoth7: it was a bit of a walk, and a *ton* of people won't get it. The folks who do get it will find it worth it.
🔗 14:20 Supermane888: Is that John Romero?
🔗 14:20 Roboromantic: Oh wait, one of those is a guy. Derp.
🔗 14:20SingularQuantumBuzzword just subscribed!
🔗 14:20 LRRbot:
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🔗 14:20DoodlestheGreat: They may as well be mannequins, they're so lifeless.
🔗 14:20wabisabievan: I didn't but I don't get a lot of references. I am one of the worst people to make reference jokes to.
🔗 14:20 Anubis169: lol...
🔗 14:20 mtg21: The dudes hair is so shiny
🔗 14:20 Supermane888:
It's Daikatana era John Romero 
🔗 14:20 Zeke229: saturday's episode of DW gave me a nightmare
🔗 14:20Crimznking: Looks like an add for a Telenovela
🔗 14:20LikeThatButWithLavaBears just subscribed!
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🔗 14:20MetricFurlong: Supermane888: now that you mention it, there is quite the resemblance
🔗 14:20 BusTed: Did the desertbus website go down?
🔗 14:20 RebelliousUno: can we go back to double cam LoadingReadyRun?
🔗 14:20 Trippzen: The logo looked like "QQ"
🔗 14:20 Ravynn:
Triple Suuub Hype!
🔗 14:20 Chozo_Hybrid: Do you think Jer could make Temple of the Lava Bears into a module for Game Masters to use?
🔗 14:21 STALKERsoldiers: can we get kathleen face
🔗 14:21 RebelliousUno: we can't see Kathleen
🔗 14:21 Stooky_Bill: have i missed anything? only just got here
🔗 14:21 the_lone_bard: Unrelated to them being dinks about their advertising, from memory the stunts in Scott Pilgrim were awesome.
🔗 14:21MetricFurlong: one more sub until cut-off
🔗 14:21grimkriz: bring back kathleen
🔗 14:21 Supermane888:
@Metricfurlong Both in hair and presumed rockstar game dev status 
🔗 14:21Lancer873: Granted the stuntwork for Scott Pilgrim must have been pretty sweet, I mean, that skateboarding segment man.
🔗 14:21 nosole: I will always things of a highway in Alberta when I hear that name
🔗 14:21DiamondTiki: are we forcing mono bugged image now?
🔗 14:21 Roboromantic: Whoa, Kathleen, QE is not mean, take that back before she send one of those guards after you.
🔗 14:21 AdmiralMemo:
No... We don't need Kathleen. 
🔗 14:21Lord_ZYRK:
How long until QE2 is decommissioned 
🔗 14:21 Durugai: This graphic IS now Kathleen
🔗 14:21 Rcraddz: cos it was Old and rusty!
🔗 14:21 NapalmSideburns: Disingenuous seems to be the catch-all for Dyack
🔗 14:21Gnyrinn: She was really old
🔗 14:21 Flikerz1: well that bodes well
🔗 14:21 HolisticBilfred: I dunno, it could be Quantitive Easing?
🔗 14:21 Tuckiozi: Bugged background is strong in this meta
🔗 14:21 Havok4: You missed the lava weagles sub graham.
🔗 14:21blip2004: Diamon its Highway 2 in alberta, also a hospital in Grande Prairie
🔗 14:21andersgeek: Is Paul still working on a fix? I'd like to see Kathleen, too.
🔗 14:21DoodlestheGreat: That's pretty typical for Hollywood, though. "FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU (hit movie)!" Only they didn't do anything more than the flick's catering.
🔗 14:21 RebelliousUno: Also staring at that hair cut is terrifying me
🔗 14:21 Omega696: Fun fact the QE II was mean to be the QE, but the Queen named it QE II so they had to rename it
🔗 14:21 JonciA: Coming up: the QE-Cubed
🔗 14:21 Supermane888: Holy crap, the woman outlasted the damn ship
🔗 14:22 Durugai: Wait someone in Dubai wanted to do something with a thing? How .. unsurprising
🔗 14:22 Flikerz1: id stay in that. If i ganed all the money..
🔗 14:22 Loonatic93: "Scott Pilgrim" featuring Chris Evans before he became Capt America.
🔗 14:22 SageOfDawn: Dear Drs. LRR, is the DB8 stress real?
🔗 14:22 Aracuda: i believe the plan then was to turn it into a floating hotel
🔗 14:22 Ravynn: So uhhhh...are we still staring at overlay?
🔗 14:22 nosole: Loonatic93 and AFTER he was Human Torch
🔗 14:22 Flikerz1: its gone to torutuga!
🔗 14:22Gnyrinn: It's Monkey Island
🔗 14:22MetricFurlong: Ravynn: yep
🔗 14:22 zyme86: otherwise known as Macau
🔗 14:22 Zipa8: So its now an Evil Geniuses base of operations
🔗 14:22 AdmiralMemo:
So do we ever get Kathleen back? 
🔗 14:22 Anubis169 blinks at the overlay
🔗 14:22 Ravynn: MetricFurlong alright, just making sure...*stab overlay
🔗 14:22 Roboromantic: Also popular with supervillains, the QM II
🔗 14:22 RebelliousUno: LoadingReadyRun can we go back to main view
🔗 14:22NimrodXIV:
not that Graham isn't nice to look at, but seeing Kathleen would be nice too 
🔗 14:22 Supermane888:
Also a queen 
🔗 14:22 Loonatic93: Nosole, yep. Forgot about that.
🔗 14:22 Anaerin: So, this is the "Graham Only" after show now.
🔗 14:22 Anubis169:
can we get Kathleen back? 
🔗 14:22 SohNata: It's liek the guy in the middle of that picture is starting into my soul.
🔗 14:22Gulleko: dammit, I'm always late for these...
🔗 14:22 Nightvalien28: give us main view give us main view
🔗 14:22 Supermane888: They sent it to Snorsh
🔗 14:22 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:24
🔗 14:22 Flikerz1: popurlated?
🔗 14:22 Durugai: This graphic has made Kathleen obsolete
🔗 14:22Sordidambition: The only thing this picture is missing is the word "Brazzers" across the bottom.
🔗 14:22 saweeks: QE2 is also a highway in Alberta
🔗 14:22 LoadingReadyRun: oh wow
🔗 14:23n_mandrag: noooormal vieeeewww
🔗 14:23 TStodden: Skullcrusher Island?
🔗 14:23 Anubis169: noooormal viiiiiiew
🔗 14:23DoodlestheGreat: Sounds more like it'l be a ship breaking yard in Bangladesh.
🔗 14:23malcairad: paul is failig us?
🔗 14:23 CantWearHats: oh dear
🔗 14:23Crimznking: Kathleen is gone forever, she is lost to the void.
🔗 14:23 RebelliousUno: Uh Oh and then Buffer
🔗 14:23 DoktorNik: did it die?
🔗 14:23 Pandasandpancakes: le buffer?
🔗 14:23 CantWearHats: gooby pls
🔗 14:23 NapalmSideburns: Prepare for impact!
🔗 14:23 Anubis169: uhh....
🔗 14:23 Durugai: oh oh oh dear
🔗 14:23questhere: b0rk b0rk b0rk
🔗 14:23 Flikerz1: oh oh...
🔗 14:23 DoktorNik: it died didn't it...
🔗 14:23Mowdownjoe: And now, mad buffers!
🔗 14:23Camthelion: !panic
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:23 Aarek: such is life in the void
🔗 14:23 AdmiralMemo: Oh crap... Normal BUFFER... NORMAL BUFFER NORMAL BUFFER
🔗 14:23 RebelliousUno: that doesn't sound good
🔗 14:23 STALKERsoldiers: and then it died
🔗 14:23StarFreak359: whoops
🔗 14:23 Roboromantic: uh.
🔗 14:23 Rcraddz: buffer time
🔗 14:23 Pandasandpancakes: !picnic
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:23Muffincider: Oh so it's not just me
🔗 14:23 Dusk_Shine: !picnic
🔗 14:23Omni_42:

🔗 14:23 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:23 Screwattack94:
so much frames 
🔗 14:23grimkriz: broked it!
🔗 14:23 Hiramas: uh im not the only one?
🔗 14:23 Nightvalien28: malcairad, the overlay is failing paul, paul never fails
🔗 14:23 Manbeardo: ruh roh
🔗 14:23 Stooky_Bill: picnic
🔗 14:23DirgeNovak: YOU BORKED IT
🔗 14:23 CaptainEnder7:

🔗 14:23 Supermane888: !advice
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: Shoot it until it dies.
🔗 14:23 VmKid:

🔗 14:23 Loonatic93: Hmmm... I think we can haz problem.
🔗 14:23Mowdownjoe: !PICNIC
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:23 Anaerin: Sucked... INTO THE VOID!
🔗 14:23 LordChrusher: stream stuck stream stuck
🔗 14:23 the_lone_bard: Well buffering constanty now so yay for that.
🔗 14:23 AdmiralMemo: Paul, what did you hit?
🔗 14:23 Omega696: Paul Put the cable BACK IN!
🔗 14:23 Anubis169:

🔗 14:23 nosole:

🔗 14:23 MikeSmith916: BOOM
🔗 14:23 CantWearHats: chat, just be cool, JUST BE COOL
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: =(???)= MEOW!
🔗 14:23Cantwearcats: Did everything died?
🔗 14:23 Flikerz1: OH GOD WHAT DID MAT DO!
🔗 14:23 Durugai: emergency light on!
🔗 14:23 raiger:
🔗 14:23StarFreak359: hear, yes. see? not so much.
🔗 14:23 Chozo_Hybrid:

🔗 14:23 Rcraddz: did paul pull the plug?
🔗 14:23mynameisie: butts.
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:23 azninja888: lrrEFFA
🔗 14:23Lord_ZYRK: picnicBasket
🔗 14:23 tehcrashxor: !picnic
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:23Camthelion: They lost the whole frame. All of it
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:23K0nti0: FINE so be it.
🔗 14:23grimkriz: cut the blue wire
🔗 14:23Lancer873: So where exactly did the whole "Picnic" thing come from exactly?
🔗 14:23MetricFurlong: such buffering
🔗 14:23 Supermane888: I need an adult!
🔗 14:23 Nightvalien28: PANIC RIOT PIES AND CUPCAKES
🔗 14:23 emberBecky: nuuuu
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:23 azninja888:

🔗 14:23NimrodXIV: PAUL NO
🔗 14:23n_mandrag: it got banished to the blackhole!
🔗 14:23 Aracuda: the feed cannae handle it, captain!
🔗 14:23 azninja888: !picnic
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:23LaconicLad: Say, this does seem fine.
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:23 Puhnkss: So I just linked my DB account with my twitch. GET BUSSIN' HYPE
🔗 14:23HauntingOfTheWicked: The buffering is real
🔗 14:23 Zipa8: Warp core offline Captain
🔗 14:23 Weagle_Formation: well good to know it's not just me
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 14
🔗 14:23 FITorion: "and now I can't eve"
🔗 14:23 RebelliousUno: CantWearHats, I think you might have the wrong chat for that
🔗 14:23 ekimekim3000 breaks out the baskets of food and blanket
🔗 14:23failsquared: !left
🔗 14:23 AdmiralMemo: Lancer873: A joke on the word "panic"
🔗 14:23wabisabievan: The void has devoured the frames
🔗 14:23 SohNata: You're back
🔗 14:23 DoktorNik: halp, we're stuck in an infinite loop
🔗 14:23Lord_ZYRK:

🔗 14:23 HolisticBilfred: Frozen Graham looks horrified
🔗 14:23 Durugai: The Void finally ate it all
🔗 14:23Omnipotenttrevor: back
🔗 14:24 SageOfDawn: And we're back.
🔗 14:24 Flikerz1: sound is back
🔗 14:24Frage069: The VOID!
🔗 14:24 AdmiralMemo: Wait
🔗 14:24MadWaltz: Yay we are back
🔗 14:24 Yumore: the picknic came from desert bus chat
🔗 14:24 Supermane888: thusly we return to glory!
🔗 14:24 ufokraana: When time becomes a loop
🔗 14:24 AdmiralMemo: I hear voices
🔗 14:24 Tuckiozi: CHECKPOINT VOID
🔗 14:24 Chozo_Hybrid: I can hear ya
🔗 14:24MetricFurlong: !panic
🔗 14:24 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:24grimkriz: no visual just sounds
🔗 14:24 Aarek: we have audio
🔗 14:24 SohNata: Wait, sound is back but picture isnt
🔗 14:24 nosole: Checkpoint sign?
🔗 14:24StarFreak359: oh god.
🔗 14:24 TStodden: Audio is back... video is missing...
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: We can hear you
🔗 14:24 Durugai: there is sound
🔗 14:24Gulleko:
dammit twitch, I just got here! 
🔗 14:24Mowdownjoe: Now the video is frozen.
🔗 14:24Omnipotenttrevor: back on pants off dance off
🔗 14:24 CantWearHats: well things are well and truly effed
🔗 14:24 Flikerz1: we can hear you!
🔗 14:24 Loonatic93: We can hear you...
🔗 14:24 Screwattack94: Total freeze
🔗 14:24 AdmiralMemo: And a checkpoint logo
🔗 14:24 Anaerin: We can hear you.
🔗 14:24Lancer873: Admiralmemo: Makes significantly more sense than expected
🔗 14:24 Roboromantic: Free up Rams.
🔗 14:24 Akaiatana: We can hear you now
🔗 14:24 Bawkbawkboo1: NO VIDEO
🔗 14:24Lord_ZYRK:
And then it was on camera 
🔗 14:24 Ravynn: Voices and Checkpoint wall?
🔗 14:24 Tuckiozi: Hello audio
🔗 14:24DiamondTiki: Oh yeah, we're officially Desert Bus chat now! \o/
🔗 14:24 Duudeman1620: audio is going
🔗 14:24 Rcraddz: sound is working, but graham is frozen
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: we've got frozen Graham
🔗 14:24 Laserbeaks_Fury: wasn't Qui'Tu the Klingon version of Eden?
🔗 14:24 Chozo_Hybrid: Don't tease us!
🔗 14:24failsquared: !adult
🔗 14:24 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: and Checkpoint Logo
🔗 14:24 Screwattack94: Nooooooooooooo
🔗 14:24 FITorion: sound is back
🔗 14:24K0nti0: Yes we can hear you.
🔗 14:24 CaptainEnder7: "What did you do?" "I turned off the wall." "No you didn't you turned off the whole movie!"
🔗 14:24MetricFurlong: frames are all dropped
🔗 14:24 Supermane888:

🔗 14:24 SohNata: It;s like you're going 1 frame per second.
🔗 14:24 AdmiralMemo: Framedrop like mad
🔗 14:24 Flikerz1: *camara turns on*
🔗 14:24 TStodden: Got Logo...
🔗 14:24 Bawkbawkboo1:

🔗 14:24Lord_ZYRK: Hooray still images!
🔗 14:24 the_lone_bard: Stream came back then it went away again for me.
🔗 14:24Crimznking: Butt time
🔗 14:24simonAJ: that was a good freezeframe
🔗 14:24 Roboromantic: Video does not move, just slide show of G&K
🔗 14:24 Supermane888: Am still on first frame
🔗 14:24 VmKid: Why do I get the feeling that this is what it sounds like when Kathleen and Graham are in bed?
🔗 14:24 RayFK: That's the noise of hell
🔗 14:24 Kerrisis: Get us video NOW! =P
🔗 14:24 Zipa8: Pants were abducted
🔗 14:24 Durugai: Let the frames drop!
🔗 14:24Muffincider: There we g- nevermind
🔗 14:24HauntingOfTheWicked: back to video
🔗 14:24Lord_ZYRK: And down
🔗 14:24 Aracuda: now would be a bad time for kathleen to mute the mic and annoy us
🔗 14:24 tehcrashxor: !picnic
🔗 14:24 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:24 Lord_Durin: frames back!
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: Due to Twitch Policy?
🔗 14:24blip2004: and offline
🔗 14:24 AdmiralMemo: Checkpoint Plus: Now with slideshow
🔗 14:24 NapalmSideburns: you guys appear to have dropped some frames.
🔗 14:24 Loonatic93: Free up all da ram!
🔗 14:24 Anubis169: aaaaaaand dead
🔗 14:24 KhaineSD: Who stole the frames this time?
🔗 14:24Mowdownjoe: HAI GUYS!
🔗 14:24 Flikerz1: were back!
🔗 14:24Romangoro: That was weird
🔗 14:24 Yumore: let the frames hit the floor
🔗 14:24 Ravynn: Aaaaand down.
🔗 14:24 Hiramas: gone again
🔗 14:24 Omega696: LRR Streaming at 1 FPS
🔗 14:24 Supermane888: Pants were dropped like frames
🔗 14:24 Lord_Durin: aand dead
🔗 14:24 Aarek: freeze frame
🔗 14:24 the_lone_bard: Now it's just sitting on a gray loading video screen without any quality settings.
🔗 14:24 zyme86: the fram is stuck with you holding your hair
🔗 14:24Frage069: Hi everybody
🔗 14:24 Stooky_Bill: looks like i got here just in time
🔗 14:24 RayFK: aaaaand you're gone
🔗 14:24 SageOfDawn: Aaaaand gone.
🔗 14:24grimkriz: heeey still image of the two
🔗 14:24HidingOnUseridPirateShip: just have it freeze frame on a funny face do the show like that
🔗 14:24 Durugai: Sliiiide show
🔗 14:24 GroutNASA: no vid again
🔗 14:24 Tuckiozi: That sure is a frame
🔗 14:24 Screwattack94:
Still freeze 
🔗 14:24 Ravynn: Everyone PANIC! At The Disco!
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: G Based Freeze Frames
🔗 14:24 Manbeardo: Podcast mode, engage!
🔗 14:24 Nightvalien28: damnit matt what've you done
🔗 14:24DirgeNovak: RIP stream 2014-2014
🔗 14:24Omnipotenttrevor: Kathleen "Just enough time to put my pants back on" De Vere
🔗 14:24 Supermane888: !panic
🔗 14:24 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:24wabisabievan: Dropping frames should be like dropping the mike
🔗 14:24Crimznking: All the frames being dropped
🔗 14:24 SohNata: And then bleach cut to Graham looking stoned
🔗 14:24 Puhnkss: Back, gone, back,gone. Make up your mind twitch!
🔗 14:24 EldraziOutlaw: not so much framedropping as "only sending 1"
🔗 14:24Frage069: there we go
🔗 14:24 Zipa8: We need an Alex just be cool emoite
🔗 14:24 Rcraddz: still frozen, very laggy
🔗 14:24 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:24 RebelliousUno: Slideshow over?
🔗 14:25 CantWearHats: oh there we go
🔗 14:25 HolisticBilfred: Wait, does that void the terms of use?
🔗 14:25 GroutNASA: !advice
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: Get the guitar back!
🔗 14:25 Durugai: there we go!
🔗 14:25Frage069: movement
🔗 14:25 Loonatic93: And your back?
🔗 14:25 Bawkbawkboo1: nooooooooooooooooo
🔗 14:25 saweeks: such slideshow, wow
🔗 14:25questhere: live slide show!
🔗 14:25Mowdownjoe: !PICNIC
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo: Wait
🔗 14:25 CantWearHats: and gone
🔗 14:25 FITorion: and dead again
🔗 14:25 RebelliousUno: and dead?
🔗 14:25 Loonatic93: Or not.
🔗 14:25 TStodden:
AND CRASH! 
🔗 14:25 Flikerz1: BUZZZTTT
🔗 14:25Frage069: wait noooooo
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 14:25Crimznking: W E L P
🔗 14:25 Myrniss: "er, are you guys-" ded
🔗 14:25 Psychic_Ketchup: and it's gone!
🔗 14:25aerobeing: Loonatic93, back in time.
🔗 14:25 CantWearHats: what is HAPPENING
🔗 14:25 Rcraddz: and you're gone
🔗 14:25grimkriz: fixed.... aaaaaand its gone...
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo: And gray screen
🔗 14:25 Screwattack94: they dieded
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:25 Kerrisis: RIP stream...
🔗 14:25DoodlestheGreat: PICNIC!
🔗 14:25Frage069:

🔗 14:25 Supermane888: Man, video goes down and the chat goes all Lord of the Flies
🔗 14:25 GroutNASA: the void won!
🔗 14:25blip2004: loading.... loading... loading... lol
🔗 14:25 CptnFalafel: !help
🔗 14:25 RebelliousUno: Xsplit crash would be my guess
🔗 14:25grimkriz: all hail the void
🔗 14:25Lord_ZYRK: Slow mode?
🔗 14:25 Stoffern: picnicBasket
🔗 14:25 Rcraddz: Buy a bigger hard drive LOL
🔗 14:25 STALKERsoldiers: !viewers
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: 556 users viewing the stream. 409 users in the chat.
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo: supermane888: You expected otherwise?
🔗 14:25 Laserbeaks_Fury: Desert Bus, Joel. Desert Bus
🔗 14:25 Flikerz1: EAT THE PIG
🔗 14:25 LoadingReadyRun: we're still fine
🔗 14:25 Supermane888: @Blip2004 More like Loading ready Lol
🔗 14:25 Manbeardo: Kill piggy!
🔗 14:25 Stoffern:

🔗 14:25Acrispmichael: !panic
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:25 Anaerin: I know the Twitch ToS said no shirtless streams... Did they mention PANTSLESS streams?
🔗 14:25 leebenningfield:

🔗 14:25 Zipa8: The darkness has consumed them all
🔗 14:25 Flikerz1: EAT HIM AND COOK HIM
🔗 14:25 ekimekim3000: but are you still pantsless?
🔗 14:25 LoadingReadyRun: On our end, nothing is wrong
🔗 14:25 GroutNASA: I for one welcome our new void masters
🔗 14:25 Senstaku: !picnic
🔗 14:25 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:25 Pandasandpancakes: We gazed into the Void, chat! There is no going back now!
🔗 14:25MetricFurlong: no video at all on my end now
🔗 14:25 AdmiralMemo: Gray screen
🔗 14:25 ekimekim3000: this is important for, uh, scientific research.
🔗 14:25wabisabievan: Aside from chat panic
🔗 14:25 SketchyDetails: So confession: i like watchintg checkpoint live because of the glitches
🔗 14:25 SmilingWorlock: Hi guys. Whats going on here?
🔗 14:25Acrispmichael: Everything is wrong
🔗 14:25 RebelliousUno: Maybe twitch derping then
🔗 14:25Lord_ZYRK: Clearly this is Matt's fault
🔗 14:25 TStodden: Reloading... BRB...
🔗 14:26 CaptainEnder7: Trying a refresh
🔗 14:26malcairad: while i realize the sketches are different from the actual people, it still fills me with dread when i hear "Paul is working on it."
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: MATT!
🔗 14:26 lorescholar: i have a 'failed to load video" message....odd
🔗 14:26 LoadingReadyRun: Can anyone see us?
🔗 14:26 GroutNASA: So this is what that Void Looking Into Me feels like
🔗 14:26 zyme86: Damnit @LRR you did your pants off dance off an violated the Twitch terms of service
🔗 14:26 CantWearHats: "failed to load video" says twitch
🔗 14:26 SohNata: No vid after refresh
🔗 14:26 GroutNASA: It's dark
🔗 14:26 Aracuda: Lrrbot, i take issue with you saying 556 users are watching Checkpoint, chat clearly cannot see them
🔗 14:26 beowuuf: so dark....so cold...
🔗 14:26 NapalmSideburns: Dear Dr. LRR your whole end might be wrong then
🔗 14:26 Supermane888: @Admiralmemo Careful, I might go all Jack on yo ***
🔗 14:26 Flikerz1: this this is all going to ....
🔗 14:26 Stooky_Bill: nope
🔗 14:26 Senstaku: No visual
🔗 14:26 Screwattack94: We can't see u
🔗 14:26 Myrniss: no video
🔗 14:26goballygook: refresh didn't work
🔗 14:26 emberBecky: ya endless loading here.
🔗 14:26MadWaltz: It's stuck on "loading video" grey screen
🔗 14:26 MadTheorist: nope
🔗 14:26MetricFurlong: 'video failed to load'
🔗 14:26 Flikerz1: you know what this is really odd...
🔗 14:26 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: nope, vid's saying live but nothing coming through
🔗 14:26StarFreak359: can't see ***, cap'n
🔗 14:26 Rcraddz: "failed to load video"
🔗 14:26 SageOfDawn: Refreshed, still grey.
🔗 14:26 ufokraana: loadingreadyrun: Video fails to load, but twitch API says that you are live
🔗 14:26wabisabievan: I see nothing but grey void
🔗 14:26goballygook: we got nothing
🔗 14:26MadWaltz: I tried refreshing, didn't help
🔗 14:26NexVesica: Just refreshed, still no vid
🔗 14:26HauntingOfTheWicked: c'mon loading video
🔗 14:26 CptnFalafel: !advice
🔗 14:26 LRRbot: Just git gud.
🔗 14:26 Psychic_Ketchup: the refresh does nothing!
🔗 14:26 Zipa8: This is clearly the work of Wiggins
🔗 14:26 Yumore: the u[ side is all the refreshing is more ad revenue... silver linings
🔗 14:26 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Gray screen "Loading Video..."
🔗 14:26 the_lone_bard: Loadingreadyrun I can see a gray loading screen that keeps having quality options pop up then vanish...
🔗 14:26 Supermane888: That damn wily wiggins
🔗 14:26 TStodden: Wiggum?
🔗 14:26 LordChrusher: Stop blaming Matt
🔗 14:26Polygonatron: Panic? Someone said panic! PANIC!!!
🔗 14:26 zyme86: I can see "failed to load video
🔗 14:26goballygook: giggle the wires
🔗 14:26 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:26 SageOfDawn: Stream cuts to blank gray screen. This is what happens when you say "Too Human" thrice!!!!
🔗 14:26 Supermane888:
yay 
🔗 14:26 RebelliousUno: Hurrah
🔗 14:26Cantwearcats:
Stream just crashed so hard it disconnected me from the internet 
🔗 14:26 RebelliousUno: there we go
🔗 14:26 sacarasc: I see people!
🔗 14:26 ufokraana: Signal!
🔗 14:26 Anaerin: We're back! Yay!
🔗 14:26 Yumore: oh hai gais!
🔗 14:26 the_lone_bard: Yes?!
🔗 14:26 CptnFalafel: back!
🔗 14:26 MTG_Jake: there it goes
🔗 14:26 Senstaku: No video or audio
🔗 14:26 Anaerin: Video back!
🔗 14:26grimkriz: its allliiiiive
🔗 14:26 HolisticBilfred: Huh, and now Twitch says you're live
🔗 14:26 Chilie_Ilya: Is Wiggum anything like Riddim?
🔗 14:26 TStodden: Back Live & NORMAL!
🔗 14:26Zaz_TV: everybody, submit issue report
🔗 14:26 darkalter2000: Is anyone else getting anything?
🔗 14:26 Puhnkss: I see nosing
🔗 14:26Lowilru: I have video now
🔗 14:26 GroutNASA: Matt visits the Lava, and now the Void is ruling us
🔗 14:26 SmilingWorlock: Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
🔗 14:26 beowuuf: I never know when as a group we should resort to cannibalism, and it's always so socially awkward asking...
🔗 14:26 Pandasandpancakes: back?
🔗 14:26Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: normal
🔗 14:26questhere: Ohai ther!
🔗 14:26 Supermane888: Frames and Pants have stopped dropping
🔗 14:26 Tuckiozi: IT LIVES
🔗 14:26K0nti0: Hello Paul!
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: I see nothing
🔗 14:26 GroutNASA: Coincidence? I think NOT!
🔗 14:26 LordChrusher: Nothing
🔗 14:27 VmKid: It's ALWAYS Matt's fault.
🔗 14:27MetricFurlong: Lordchrusher: but that's our only coping mechanism
🔗 14:27 Emergent_os: Lost contact, he's got to be around here somewhere!
🔗 14:27 the_lone_bard: Tentatively back but still dropping a bunch of frames?
🔗 14:27 zyme86: @Puhnkss I know nosin
🔗 14:27 Rcraddz: and back after refreshing
🔗 14:27 CantWearHats: oh hey there you are!
🔗 14:27 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: it's back
🔗 14:27Omnipotenttrevor: back
🔗 14:27 Navarran: I already said, Wiggins set the stream to "Matte Black"
🔗 14:27 Kerrisis: HDD space on the streaming PC?
🔗 14:27Crimznking: All is well
🔗 14:27Kurisugohan: no compression waves, only electromagnetic waves!!!!!
🔗 14:27 AdmiralMemo: "Failed to load video"
🔗 14:27simonAJ: i'm having an incredibly good time with this nice gray screen. we're friends now
🔗 14:27blip2004: failing to load
🔗 14:27 CantWearHats: smooth now after a refresh
🔗 14:27grimkriz: it works fine now
🔗 14:27mynameisie: Checkpoint! Now In Stunning MOTION
🔗 14:27Acrispmichael: i have nothing
🔗 14:27n_mandrag: matt must have sneezed in the streaming studio...
🔗 14:27MadWaltz: It's not back for me
🔗 14:27Mowdownjoe: I think we got it.
🔗 14:27 RebelliousUno: AdmiralMemo, I had that then reloaded the Stream
🔗 14:27 Zipa8: Still nothing post reset
🔗 14:27Atifexe: I continue to receive 'Failed to load video' errors.
🔗 14:27 Chilie_Ilya: i'm still loading =(
🔗 14:27 RebelliousUno: if you don't have them back refresh the page
🔗 14:27 SohNata: Is Paul grow beard again?
🔗 14:27 Anaerin: Canadian Cannibals would be starving to death, eh?
🔗 14:27 Flikerz1: its back for me but i hit f5
🔗 14:27 SmilingWorlock: Nothing here
🔗 14:27Crimznking: Refresh if its still not working
🔗 14:27MetricFurlong: 'video failed to load#
🔗 14:27 AdmiralMemo: rebelliousuno: Did that... Still gray here
🔗 14:27 Screwattack94: Yay
🔗 14:27RForcin: It's back here
🔗 14:27goballygook: I see nothing
🔗 14:27 TheWooglie: I can see you guys.
🔗 14:27 Havok4: You are back but I had to reload twitch.
🔗 14:27questhere: a day? but I'm hungry now
🔗 14:27 CantWearHats: so, it sounds like it's back for some and not others. keep refreshing if it's not back
🔗 14:27 Aarek: seems back after refresh
🔗 14:27 Yumore: this chat is just waiting for an excuse to start eating itself
🔗 14:27 sticks_abuser: there we go
🔗 14:27 koizom: I refreshed my browser and now it's good
🔗 14:27 SoSo_Tsundere: Refresh, dudes
🔗 14:27 Manbeardo:
I have it also not back 
🔗 14:27 NapalmSideburns: I've got visual!
🔗 14:27 Screwattack94: Refresh helps
🔗 14:27 Aracuda: woo, its back. i got scared and lonely without you guys
🔗 14:27 Chozo_Hybrid: I had to refresh, but it's good now.
🔗 14:27 darkalter2000: Go offline and come back please. It won't load.
🔗 14:27 Loonatic93: Hey... Things are good now.
🔗 14:27 TStodden: Stream is going OK for me, but I had to reload...
🔗 14:27 Semiautonomous: I can see again!
🔗 14:27 GroutNASA: I refreshed. The video did not
🔗 14:27MetricFurlong: SoSo_Tsundere already been doing that repeatedly
🔗 14:27 Emergent_os: HQ, I found intruder!
🔗 14:27 Loonatic93: I just refreshed.
🔗 14:27RForcin: Refresh and don't panic
🔗 14:27 emberBecky:
I reloaded and video is still loading 
🔗 14:27Kurisugohan: need compression waves in air
🔗 14:27clack14: Yeah I don't do anything
🔗 14:27 AdmiralMemo: Stream is gone
🔗 14:28 Duudeman1620: stream is good for me
🔗 14:28 Supermane888: @Anaerin Yeah, they all keep volunteering and refuse to be the first to eat
🔗 14:28 EiranAlestain: Hello people.
🔗 14:28 Roboromantic: Some people are Nazing things, be advised.
🔗 14:28 Ravynn: Refresh is still failing to load for me. Just gonna wait for a few mins and start again
🔗 14:28 TheMoatman: working fine now
🔗 14:28 LionsEyeDiamond: refreash and still nothing
🔗 14:28 EiranAlestain: Alls good here
🔗 14:28 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: only source is available right now, currently nothing available on non-source qualities
🔗 14:28LordManiMani: got back. no ad stuck this time
🔗 14:28 SohNata: It's also Hearthstone Worlds which may be causing heavy load.
🔗 14:28 Rcraddz: Damn you COD!
🔗 14:28 Senstaku: Video back just in time, Kathleen
🔗 14:28 zyme86: ah that is better
🔗 14:28 ekimekim3000: what goes the Fugi say about his Twitch Level?
🔗 14:28 Anubis169: mad buffering on source
🔗 14:28 SageOfDawn: Refreshed: Failed to load video.
🔗 14:28 darkalter2000: Not up.
🔗 14:28 Anaerin: We're receiving stuff, definitely.
🔗 14:28 Emergent_os: I have contact!
🔗 14:28 MadAndySims: Refreshed three times, did not one thing
🔗 14:28Mowdownjoe: And tomorrow, too many people watching The Binding of Issac: Rebirth.
🔗 14:28MadWaltz: I had to refresh twice before it worked, but its good now
🔗 14:28 FITorion: a refresh has brought the stream back
🔗 14:28 RebelliousUno: No buffer here Anubis169
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: we need fugi
🔗 14:28RForcin: Up alright om low here
🔗 14:28 SohNata: Anbuis169 I'm on source, zero buffering here
🔗 14:28 CantWearHats: Anubis169, it's fine for me on source
🔗 14:28 zyme86: refresh the screen
🔗 14:28 ufokraana: Everything has been fine for me since you came back online
🔗 14:28 Supermane888: I'm in the scummy land of Australia, and am getting this PERFECTLY
🔗 14:28 ufokraana: I'm on source quality
🔗 14:28 blackwlf: I just joined and stream seems to be fine.
🔗 14:28Romangoro: Back all of us!
🔗 14:28 RebelliousUno: on Source
🔗 14:28 the_lone_bard: Twitch is probably just busy shitting a brick over something... This bodes well for DesertBus.
🔗 14:28 RayFK: Refreshed and your fine
🔗 14:28 Kerrisis: Stream's good here.
🔗 14:28MetricFurlong: refresh does nothing
🔗 14:28 zyme86: stop and restart the strem
🔗 14:28 koizom: I refreshed my browser and now it's good
🔗 14:28 NapalmSideburns: hard refresh is in order for proper stream receiving
🔗 14:28 Havok4: Paul use your massive psionic powers to broadcast the stream dirrectly into our minds.
🔗 14:28 Weagle_Formation: still loading video
🔗 14:28Crimznking: Stream loaded for me after refresh
🔗 14:28 tehcrashxor: Video load failed, but rereshing worked for me
🔗 14:28 Akaiatana: I'm good here
🔗 14:28Acrispmichael: Still nothing after refresh
🔗 14:28 Anaerin: And yay for Kathleen boob scratching 2014
🔗 14:28 Manbeardo: I am back!
🔗 14:28 JonciA: Mobile is working
🔗 14:28questhere: too much doody watching?
🔗 14:28 TheMoatman: Reload the page if it doesn't work for you
🔗 14:28 sticks_abuser: stream good. seeing all the things
🔗 14:28 CantWearHats: Again chat, it's back for some and not others
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: working
🔗 14:28 LoadingReadyRun: restarting stream
🔗 14:28Frage069: Refresh helped
🔗 14:28 Havok4: It is up for me.
🔗 14:28 MadTheorist: back now
🔗 14:28 zyme86: Movie sign is fine here
🔗 14:28 Chilie_Ilya: !fixtwitch
🔗 14:28PaulTechFixin: Video finally!
🔗 14:28Muffincider: I'm just getting a loading video
🔗 14:28clack14: source works nothing else
🔗 14:28Sordidambition: How long to wait before talking about who would be most delicious.
🔗 14:28 AdmiralMemo: I thought I was on source, but if not, I have no way to change it TO source
🔗 14:28CompletelyUnsure: i can see stream
🔗 14:28 Screwattack94: Onononon
🔗 14:28 Nightvalien28: it was working
🔗 14:28Lord_ZYRK: It's fine
🔗 14:28 AdmiralMemo: THERE we go
🔗 14:28 BarcodeReader321: it's back!
🔗 14:28Muffincider: !panic
🔗 14:28 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:28Frage069: I just got you guys boo
🔗 14:28 the_lone_bard: My streams been back for a couple minutes but it was just dropping frames a bunch.
🔗 14:28 Supermane888: !panic
🔗 14:28 SohNata: Looks like LRRBot is dead too
🔗 14:28Mowdownjoe: Pop-out, then close the window. That works as well as refreshing.
🔗 14:28 ekimekim3000: woah, I had 5.75s broadcaster latence for one glorious second there
🔗 14:29 Aracuda: i hate that this time of year is becoming call of duty time. i prefer the old 'setting *** on fire' time here in England. also my birthday
🔗 14:29Supersoviet47: nooooooo
🔗 14:29Jedijon110: its back after refreshing
🔗 14:29n_mandrag: its working for me.....damn
🔗 14:29 Kerrisis: Restart your browsers if you still have problems.
🔗 14:29 CaptainEnder7: Changing to Source worked for me for whatever reason breifly.
🔗 14:29 AdmiralMemo: Don't go offline!
🔗 14:29 sacarasc: They're never coming back, Kathleen said they'd be right back!
🔗 14:29 Roboromantic: After these messages.
🔗 14:29 Sarah_Serinde: Oh I finally got it to come back for me and they went offline
🔗 14:29TotallyDefiant: back right as they restart the stream
🔗 14:29 SohNata: Oh wait, there he is
🔗 14:29LordManiMani: nope
🔗 14:29 Supermane888: am back
🔗 14:29 Durugai: its probably the combined power of Hearthstone/CoD/LoL
🔗 14:29 Supermane888: dammit
🔗 14:29 BarcodeReader321: and gone again....
🔗 14:29 Chilie_Ilya: !picnic
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:29 Pandasandpancakes: Dammit, I just got back!
🔗 14:29 beowuuf: Lol, I got through to the offline screen!
🔗 14:29Kurisugohan: and.. it's gon
🔗 14:29 TheWooglie: lol Admiralmemo
🔗 14:29 CptnFalafel: Aaaand it's gone
🔗 14:29 Jadeworrior: I refreshed and saw things for a little bit
🔗 14:29malcairad: i just got it to work lol
🔗 14:29 MadAndySims: Got you back literally just as you said you were going offline.
🔗 14:29MadWaltz: This was an intentional going offline
🔗 14:29 leebenningfield: it's gone forever
🔗 14:29DiamondTiki:
Literally got video as G said "We;re gonna try going offline" 
🔗 14:29 RebelliousUno: Memo has worst Luck/Timing
🔗 14:29Omni_42: after a couple refreshes I was sweet, but now you're gone
🔗 14:29 SageOfDawn: Offline.
🔗 14:29 Flikerz1: *chews on can'twearhat's leg*
🔗 14:29 Supermane888: Final boss is Twitch
🔗 14:29ZeroArcana: no! it just came back for me, and then they go offline
🔗 14:29ElihuAran: !fixtable
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: ??? ?(º_º?)
🔗 14:29HauntingOfTheWicked: I feel like this was a clever ploy to get me to go back to my work
🔗 14:29 Pandasandpancakes: Wamp womp
🔗 14:29 AdmiralMemo: *video returns* "We're going to try going offline.'
🔗 14:29Babz03: Twitch has some serious issues today ...
🔗 14:29 Ravynn: Sarah_Serinde same. *Twiddles thumbs and waits patiently...
🔗 14:29 CantWearHats: I need that Flikerz1!
🔗 14:29 Senstaku: Memo got it back right as they turned it off
🔗 14:29 TStodden: Standing by...
🔗 14:29 CptnFalafel: !bawk
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:29 leebenningfield: this is where we live now
🔗 14:29 HolisticBilfred: A veritable Mad Hatter's Twitch Stream
🔗 14:29 Zipa8: We live here now
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 14:29 Supermane888: !game bad
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus is now 96% (104/108)
🔗 14:29 Pandasandpancakes:
Dammit 
🔗 14:29malcairad: !picnic
🔗 14:29 LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:29 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:29Gulleko: the viewcount dropped to half because of all this reloading business...
🔗 14:29 Supermane888: !game good
🔗 14:29 Anubis169: hmmz0rs...
🔗 14:29 Weagle_Formation:

🔗 14:30 Emergent_os: Safari just threw com.apple.WebKit.WebContent exception!
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: !twitch bad
🔗 14:30 the_lone_bard: Well that's new... 245 people watching, yet the stream is offline for me...
🔗 14:30ElihuAran: !game good
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: If they hadn't gone offline, it would've been good
🔗 14:30 Semiautonomous:

🔗 14:30senshi5609: What Happened?
🔗 14:30 CptnFalafel: Only the hardcore fans survive technical difficulties
🔗 14:30 beowuuf:

🔗 14:30 SageOfDawn: This is what happens when you reference Too Human. All sources of entertainment vanish into thin air, and we are left with nothing but despair.
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: clearly they all just wanted pants off again
🔗 14:30 LoadingReadyRun: anything?
🔗 14:30 CantWearHats: well AdmiralMemo, it was still not working for some people so they tried refreshing
🔗 14:30 SohNata: That's just chat delay. Don't blame them for that.
🔗 14:30 Canageek: loadingreadyrun: Nope
🔗 14:30 Anubis169: nothing
🔗 14:30 Chilie_Ilya:
2
py 4 
🔗 14:30 LoadingReadyRun: we're live, sending, not dropping frame
🔗 14:30 Screwattack94: Nothing
🔗 14:30 SohNata: Nothing yet loadingreadyrun
🔗 14:30 SageOfDawn: Still offline.
🔗 14:30 Havok4: Admiralmemo other people were having issues as well. I see nothing.
🔗 14:30 CantWearHats: nope, nothing here
🔗 14:30 TStodden: Still on STANDBY...
🔗 14:30 beowuuf:
nadda 
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: still offline
🔗 14:30 Ravynn: LoadingReadyRun Nope, no signal still
🔗 14:30 RebelliousUno: No signal here
🔗 14:30 MadTheorist: nothing
🔗 14:30 Kerrisis: Offline still for me.
🔗 14:30 CaptainEnder7: Stream Offlin here
🔗 14:30 emberBecky: still offline
🔗 14:30 Anaerin: Zip. Zilch. Nada.
🔗 14:30 Manbeardo: offline
🔗 14:30 MTG_Jake: says offline here
🔗 14:30 Senstaku: Not live yet
🔗 14:30Kurisugohan: counterspell
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: wait
🔗 14:30 TheWooglie: Says offline here.
🔗 14:30 LRRbot: Rating for Gaming Talk Shows on CheckPoint Plus is now 97% (106/109)
🔗 14:30Omnipotenttrevor: loading
🔗 14:30 Anubis169: wait wait
🔗 14:30 Chilie_Ilya gnaws on Cantwearhats 's hats
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: havok4: Well, they DID go offline...
🔗 14:30 Pandasandpancakes: Still offlime, but the splash page is up this time.
🔗 14:30 Ravynn: Wait...signal
🔗 14:30goballygook: I see offline
🔗 14:30 KhaineSD: Offline here
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: nope
🔗 14:30 Sarah_Serinde: loading video...
🔗 14:30 Kerrisis: Ooop... Loading video...
🔗 14:30Acrispmichael: offline
🔗 14:30 Canageek: Reloading now
🔗 14:30 GroutNASA: no void
🔗 14:30 RebelliousUno: Briefly went online
🔗 14:30 Navarran: Just refreshed, offline
🔗 14:30 TStodden: LOADING...
🔗 14:30 LordChrusher: OFFLINE
🔗 14:30 Starshock2002: says offline
🔗 14:30 STALKERsoldiers: heyo
🔗 14:30Omnipotenttrevor: video!
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: I got a blink, but then offline
🔗 14:30 CaptainEnder7: Wait a minute. Here we go
🔗 14:30 Sarah_Serinde: hey there you are!
🔗 14:30PaulTechFixin: Video
🔗 14:30 SmilingWorlock: got video
🔗 14:30 SageOfDawn: Oh oh oh oh
🔗 14:30 Havtorn_Epsilon: Huzzah!
🔗 14:30 Supermane888: WAIT
🔗 14:30 sacarasc: ONLINE!
🔗 14:30 AdmiralMemo: Wait
🔗 14:30 Kerrisis: THERE we go!
🔗 14:30 leebenningfield: good
🔗 14:30 Anubis169: it went online then offline
🔗 14:30goballygook: there you are
🔗 14:30 darkalter2000: Loading.
🔗 14:30 Roboromantic: Technical difficulties separate the men from the other men who have more patience.
🔗 14:30 DedicatedFenceSitter: Back
🔗 14:30 MadTheorist: live
🔗 14:30Boldlytheyrode: I refreshed and its working
🔗 14:30 CantWearHats: there we go
🔗 14:30 TStodden: READY & LIVE!
🔗 14:30 Manbeardo: huzzah!
🔗 14:30 darkalter2000: On..
🔗 14:30DiamondTiki: I got video
🔗 14:30NimrodXIV: live now
🔗 14:31 Stooky_Bill: Hey Guys!!!!!
🔗 14:31 ufokraana: Signal!
🔗 14:31 LordChrusher: Wait working
🔗 14:31 the_lone_bard: And we have RUN!
🔗 14:31 MTG_Jake: now seeing live
🔗 14:31 Puhnkss: It LIVES
🔗 14:31Crimznking: There we go
🔗 14:31 SageOfDawn: It's aliiiive
🔗 14:31 AdmiralMemo: Pensive Kathleen
🔗 14:31 FITorion: back now
🔗 14:31stco84: ok after refresh
🔗 14:31 tehcrashxor: Huzzah!
🔗 14:31Trett_Turaney: I see people.
🔗 14:31 Anubis169 bounces
🔗 14:31Jedijon110: hi guys
🔗 14:31senshi5609: nothing peeps
🔗 14:31 CaptainEnder7:

🔗 14:31 Starshock2002: aha! you're back
🔗 14:31 RebelliousUno: There we go
🔗 14:31 ufokraana: Everythign is fine now
🔗 14:31 Aarek: everything is fine!
🔗 14:31 Yumore: slammajamma you're back!!!
🔗 14:31 Zipa8: refresh worked
🔗 14:31 CptnFalafel: back
🔗 14:31Frage069: Hey Paul
🔗 14:31 Supermane888: AM HERE
🔗 14:31Theycallmejokke: Live
🔗 14:31K0nti0: Welcome back.
🔗 14:31 Semiautonomous: Now really offline
🔗 14:31 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: we see you~
🔗 14:31 blackwlf: Main screen turned on.
🔗 14:31 GroutNASA: so this is what my computer sees while I'm debugging
🔗 14:31Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: back
🔗 14:31 emberBecky:
heyyy I see you 
🔗 14:31 Nightvalien28: we see you
🔗 14:31 TheWooglie: I see you gusy
🔗 14:31 Aracuda: youre back!
🔗 14:31 Supermane888: WASSUP
🔗 14:31mynameisie: beautiful
🔗 14:31 Navarran: Aha, we are ON
🔗 14:31 CaffeinatedLemur: hello guys I see you
🔗 14:31 DoktorNik: just got online
🔗 14:31 Canageek: Reloading gave me an ad
🔗 14:31grimkriz: its aliiive
🔗 14:31 Weagle_Formation: Back WOO
🔗 14:31wabisabievan: I can see you now
🔗 14:31 darkalter2000: i see it.
🔗 14:31Crimznking: Good to go
🔗 14:31Acrispmichael: got it
🔗 14:31 Stooky_Bill: Hey stubbly Paul
🔗 14:31Lancer873: There you are
🔗 14:31MetricFurlong: all is well again
🔗 14:31 BarcodeReader321: back!
🔗 14:31 SageOfDawn: Everything is fine.
🔗 14:31elcalen:
nothing here, worked before you went offline 
🔗 14:31Acrispmichael: YAY
🔗 14:31 Emergent_os: Yep, I have visual.
🔗 14:31 Flikerz1: i see you
🔗 14:31TotallyDefiant: back
🔗 14:31DoodlestheGreat: WE GET SIGNAL
🔗 14:31 the_lone_bard: I'm online, still droppin dem frames.
🔗 14:31 Jondare: WOO; BACK!'
🔗 14:31 Lord_Carol: Hi see faces!
🔗 14:31 Durugai: oookay seems good
🔗 14:31 Pandasandpancakes: All good now
🔗 14:31Amentur: refreshed and finally it's back
🔗 14:31 CantWearHats: well that sure was a thing that happened
🔗 14:31 Supermane888: Video was loading then offline, then loading, then offline, then pants off
🔗 14:31ElihuAran: main screen turn on!
🔗 14:31 SageOfDawn: Also Hi Paul
🔗 14:31 Zipa8: warp reactor restarted
🔗 14:31 CptnFalafel: NOW WE KNOW!
🔗 14:31 LordChrusher: We have the Moonbase
🔗 14:31 CantWearHats: !test
🔗 14:31aerobeing:
The game archive supports gamepads! 
🔗 14:31 beowuuf: wb guys in the future
🔗 14:31DirgeNovak: Thou hast returneth
🔗 14:31 tehcrashxor: I can see you. Can you see us?
🔗 14:31 Kerrisis: And we did see the boob scratching. =P
🔗 14:31 Durugai: there are more people watching Hearthstone than CoD atm
🔗 14:31 sacarasc: Press X to watch LRR.
🔗 14:31 AdmiralMemo: Can we have Kathleen just read the entire chat during her shift at Desert Bus?
🔗 14:31 RebelliousUno: Video games ruined twitch
🔗 14:31questhere: moving pictures! what wizardry is this ?
🔗 14:31 lathostiran: had to force refresh, viewer would not switch from offline
🔗 14:31Supersoviet47: mine still says loading video
🔗 14:31 BarcodeReader321: we're live here now.
🔗 14:31 Roboromantic: Loading video.... forever.
🔗 14:31 Flikerz1: I dunno, the evolve alpha is still on
🔗 14:31 Chilie_Ilya: yay! Even I'm back!
🔗 14:31 Manbeardo: Press Y to engage with broadcasters
🔗 14:31 Stoffern: Videogames are ruining Twitch
🔗 14:31senshi5609: HURRAY!!!
🔗 14:31 Flikerz1: thats probbers bad..
🔗 14:31 Durugai:
100k on CoD 125k on Hearthstone World Championship 
🔗 14:32Frage069: Ruining video game journalism
🔗 14:32 SohNata: It could be the 131,000 people watching Hearthstone.
🔗 14:32 AdmiralMemo:
roboromantic: 
🔗 14:32 beowuuf: press X to have ellen page watch CP+
🔗 14:32 sticks_abuser: back
🔗 14:32malcairad: i still fear hearing paul fixing things
🔗 14:32 Navarran: Holy *** that press F thing. They are a PARODY OF THEMSELVES now
🔗 14:32 Durugai: and probs another 100k watching LoL as always
🔗 14:32 TStodden: Cod is very dangerous... Banish the Alaskan menace!
🔗 14:32DirgeNovak: LoadingReadyRun making *jokes*?! UNACCEPTABRU
🔗 14:32Spluuga: call of dutyyyy
🔗 14:32 SageOfDawn: Faith in Humanity: LOST
🔗 14:32kais58: wait, it is real?
🔗 14:32 Zipa8: Kathleen just became Cameron
🔗 14:32Crimznking: Someone link to thing
🔗 14:32DiamondTiki: Nope, CoD is now literally a parody of itself and AA video games
🔗 14:32wabisabievan: What with the what now?
🔗 14:32 Bawkbawkboo1: that's great
🔗 14:32elcalen: tried reloading, and now online again
🔗 14:32 TheWooglie:
That was real? 
🔗 14:32clack14: for some reason this isnt working on mobile for me hmmm
🔗 14:32Gulleko: well, I had to close the twitch app, but I finally see you again!
🔗 14:32 Kerrisis: Ah, the Double Facepalm and existential crisis!
🔗 14:32 AdmiralMemo: If not loading, try Source or Mobile
🔗 14:32 Laserbeaks_Fury: Press X to Kiss the Orc Captain
🔗 14:33 the_lone_bard: Kathleen, if it makes you feel better, as far as I can tell the latest CoD launch has been met with a resounding "Eh.... I guess I'll get it maybe."
🔗 14:33 Nightvalien28: there is a story mode?
🔗 14:33 malc presses 
🔗 14:33NexVesica: Well...at least it isn't a series of QTE's
🔗 14:33Cantwearcats: Can you not pay respects?
🔗 14:33 Anaerin takes out wallet "Okay, how much do these damn respects cost..."
🔗 14:33kais58: are you for reals?
🔗 14:33 Pandasandpancakes:
Wait, that was REAL? I thought that was a parody! What the
?
🔗 14:33Crimznking: Good god that's disrespectful
🔗 14:33Spluuga: yeah you got roboarm
🔗 14:33Frage069: Why would you have to press F? can you just not do that? Just stuff that guy right
🔗 14:33 Roboromantic: Oh god, even the ad is having trouble loading.
🔗 14:33 RebelliousUno: Can you fail the Respect QTE?
🔗 14:33Omnipotenttrevor: That doesn't sound too out of place for video games
🔗 14:33Lord_ZYRK: Metal Arm?!
🔗 14:33 Navarran: He was a good man. A good soldier. Until he ran IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS
🔗 14:33wabisabievan: Oh... oh no... that's just the finest vintage of terrible.
🔗 14:33 Dusk_Shine: We get signal!
🔗 14:33HidingOnUseridPirateShip: is there an option to not pay respects? no seriously is there, I mean otherwise why not just have it be a cinematice?
🔗 14:33clack14:
yeah got it back on mobile! 
🔗 14:33 SageOfDawn: So if you fail the QTE... Do you die?
🔗 14:33 Myrniss:
GAH 
🔗 14:33Gulleko: it's real, I saw Jim Sterling play it
🔗 14:33 Zipa8: Maybe they are banking on no one playing the single player of COD any more
🔗 14:33 Loonatic93: Give the deceased the finger.
🔗 14:33 SageOfDawn: Like, you fail the QTE and the corpse flies out of the casket and eats you?
🔗 14:33 SohNata: Press F to Pay Respects, Press G to make Asian Beef
🔗 14:33 Roboromantic: Mine does.
🔗 14:33NexVesica: If you don't pay respects, you have to do the paying respects minigame
🔗 14:33 Durugai: CoD giving you freedom to skip a highly rendered event? no way
🔗 14:33 zyme86: its really strange, normally dont have to refresh the channel for the video to play
🔗 14:33wabisabievan: Best robo arm ever
🔗 14:33EvilCookie14: Do the halo party thing if you dont
🔗 14:33 MadAndySims:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore 
🔗 14:33 AdmiralMemo:
America!
YEAH!
🔗 14:34malcairad: that would be a mod
🔗 14:34 malc: haha, sohnata
🔗 14:34 Nightvalien28: kathleen that is far cry blood dragon
🔗 14:34 Mangledpixel: literally flipping the bird
🔗 14:34 Supermane888: Quickly, Kathleen, mute him again
🔗 14:34DoodlestheGreat: Press F to start war for profit.
🔗 14:34 nosole: CAH soooo good
🔗 14:34 the_lone_bard: It's not future al-quida, it's future north korea who apparently figured out swarm drones and ***...
🔗 14:34 Hiramas: Yathzee KNEW it, he KNEW this would come and made a poem about it some time ago!
🔗 14:34 Navarran: I saw that booth. They won PAX again
🔗 14:34 Dantargon: Their panel was awesome
🔗 14:34Lancer873: Everyone had to take a roll of 50 american pennies. *So horrifying*
🔗 14:34 Anaerin: So, they were playing Metal Wolf Chaos at PAX Aus?
🔗 14:34Omnipotenttrevor: Didn't Arkham City have a "pay respects" prompt at one point?
🔗 14:34 emberBecky:
I saw pictures of it 
🔗 14:34Frage069: Kathleen seems over caffeinated
🔗 14:34wabisabievan: Chees Burgers feel far more America
🔗 14:34Crimznking: One of the other marines opens the casket and hits you with the corpse
🔗 14:34 the_lone_bard: The better booth was the Australian Government booth.
🔗 14:34wabisabievan: Cheese*
🔗 14:34 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Paul: Are you regrowing your beard?
🔗 14:34Omnipotenttrevor: at the site of his parents murder
🔗 14:34 RebelliousUno: damnit I want Chicken Nuggets now....Thanks Graham!!!
🔗 14:34Lord_ZYRK:
the_lone_bard, the drones actually are pedal-powered and contain small children 
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🔗 14:34 CaffeinatedLemur:
frage069 I disagree, I think see is just caffeianted enough 
🔗 14:34EvilCookie14: Kathleen had toooo much Coffee
🔗 14:34 Supermane888: Because McDonalds is a very American thing, we equate a lot of things in McDonalds to America.
🔗 14:35 Nightvalien28: I love that the userid guy has now a full story line
🔗 14:35 Navarran: It's actually a quick time event - if you don't press F in time, the other marines there shun you and its game over
🔗 14:35DirgeNovak: Should have used Canadian pennies, since we don'tuse them anymore
🔗 14:35 CantWearHats: the user id saga continues!
🔗 14:35 the_lone_bard: Wow... I hit enter and plugin container just straight up crashed.
🔗 14:35 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 14:35 AdmiralMemo: !novelty
🔗 14:35 Supermane888:
Infamous 2 killing someone near the end I did not want to kill 
🔗 14:35 Bawkbawkboo1: I think the press f to pay respects thing isn't as insentitve as the entire premise (and awful timing) of Battlefield: Hardline
🔗 14:35 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: her story last week had a pirate ship show up on the horizon, so it seemed to be the next logical step
🔗 14:35 the_lone_bard: So, let's try this again, preferably without FF crashing.
🔗 14:35 lathostiran: never hug leonardo
🔗 14:35wabisabievan: Kinda funny sad true fact. I went to England on vacation and started craving Cheese Burgers.
🔗 14:35 the_lone_bard: Did you guys see the Australian Government booth at PaX?
🔗 14:35 Bawkbawkboo1: Like, seriously, NOW is the time you choose to glorify police violence?
🔗 14:35 Nightvalien28: press f to hug
🔗 14:35 TStodden: I'm gonna miss the ongoing Username Saga...
🔗 14:35 Laserbeaks_Fury: Press X to Kiss the Orc Captain
🔗 14:36 Navarran: The worst thing I did was in Dragon Age origins, I made a woman that hated me into my romance option by shoving gifts at her
🔗 14:36 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I have too many usernames
🔗 14:36 Roboromantic: That QTE is a personal fail condition.
🔗 14:36 Anaerin: PRESS X TO EMOTE
🔗 14:36 CantWearHats: emoshuns
🔗 14:36 Nightvalien28: that made me so sad I love da vinci
🔗 14:36 AdmiralMemo: cantwearhats: That reminds me of Graham's reaction to hearing my terrible (real) MtG card for Is It Playable. Let me find it.
🔗 14:36 SageOfDawn: All the emotions.
🔗 14:36LordManiMani: press direction to David Cage
🔗 14:36 Emergent_os: In mgs 4 you could let Otacon hag and kiss you at the end... Just saying...
🔗 14:36Lord_ZYRK: Press X to FEEEL
🔗 14:36NexVesica: Press "F" for feels
🔗 14:36 Zipa8: Press X to summon David Cage
🔗 14:36 SageOfDawn: Mr. Cage approves of QTE to Hug.
🔗 14:36 Supermane888: Press X to get sempai to notice you
🔗 14:36Pyrelight: Press F To kiss (or kill(we aren't sure which))
🔗 14:36n_mandrag: wiggle the sticks to excert a
🔗 14:36EvilCookie14: #SaveProgress
🔗 14:36grimkriz: It's like something from the Stanley Parable except it wasn't satire
🔗 14:36 CantWearHats: Tap X repeatedly to hug
🔗 14:36 Havok4: Meat human experience emotions with me!
🔗 14:36 BarcodeReader321: emulshions
🔗 14:36 Aracuda: in AC: Revelations the last thing Altair can do is 'Press X to Sit a while and rest', which i remember making me feel sad
🔗 14:36n_mandrag: *enough force for a GOOD hug
🔗 14:36 Navarran: Press X to kiss your wife
🔗 14:37 Navarran: Press B to bring up your kids
🔗 14:37 Anaerin: Press X to invoke your PHENOMENAL.. ACTING... TALENT!!!
🔗 14:37 Anubis169: i think a fair few people who saw and missed that prompt gave a reset after
🔗 14:37wabisabievan: Like Shadow of Mordor where you push the stealth kill button to surprise hug your wife.
🔗 14:37simonAJ: "Press F to pay respects" sounds like something Yahtzee would say, a la "Press X to not die"
🔗 14:37DoodlestheGreat: Press Q to remember to break out the condoms.
🔗 14:37Lord_ZYRK: Press X to WHERE'S MY WIFE
🔗 14:37Camthelion: Press X to breathe
🔗 14:37 Puhnkss: Press x to not play
🔗 14:37mikedaveharris: press f to goat there
🔗 14:37 NapalmSideburns: The worst thing I've done to NPC's is kiting boss level dragons into towns(which shortly thereafter would be ghost towns for a short while)
🔗 14:37 beowuuf:
that's like in half life 2 ep 1 when alex gets freaked out at the train, and it's like 'nooo, where's the hug button
🔗 14:37 Roboromantic: Give you sandwiches.
🔗 14:37 RebelliousUno: 902p?
🔗 14:37 CantWearHats: press X to play at 60fps
🔗 14:37 Chilie_Ilya: press x to live here now
🔗 14:37 Zeke229: COD up samples on ps4
🔗 14:37 Navarran: Is it still the Q3 engine that ghosts used?
🔗 14:37 Zipa8: Ubisoft think that thats not cinematic Graham
🔗 14:37DiamondTiki: Press F to kiss your wife, Press F to kill orcs. Don't eff those up
🔗 14:37 malc: oh wow that'll be so distracting
🔗 14:37RMills90: 903.14p?
🔗 14:37DiamondTiki: Wat, that's stupid
🔗 14:38Jedijon110: now the wii u can do 60 fps 180 p on youtube get your *** together xbox
🔗 14:38 Roboromantic: Changing the resolution randomly has to be the absolute worst thing for performance.
🔗 14:38NexVesica: DiamondTiki, It just crashes if you have an Orc wife
🔗 14:38 Anubis169: variable resolution to maintain framerate? what in the name of blueberry fuckmuffins?
🔗 14:38Gnyrinn: The overhead of deciding moment by moment sounds like a processor drain
🔗 14:38DiamondTiki: variable resolution is insane
🔗 14:38 Havok4: Honestly that is better then framerate drop but it is still bad.
🔗 14:38 Edroach: the 13xx x xxx is prob 720 p
🔗 14:38Cantwearcats: When do we reach the advent of custom frames and resolutions? I want to play at 74 fps at 862p dammit!
🔗 14:38 Tripleyew: 1080-ish p
🔗 14:38 Zipa8: They really jumped the shark with the Xbones hardware
🔗 14:38 Zeke229: the multiplayer has an AMAZING (for cod) options menu on pc
🔗 14:38 malc:
I do not believe that you won't notice 
🔗 14:38 Roboromantic: No, of course you won't notice your screen flashing blurrily randomly.
🔗 14:39 CantWearHats: holy crap RebelliousUno
🔗 14:39 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I wanna send a big thanks to the chat for not stealing or taking over my joke thing, you guys are great.
🔗 14:39 Havtorn_Epsilon: Btw, "Press X to pay your respects" was in Arkham City, wasn't it?
🔗 14:39 Navarran: Wow homefront
🔗 14:39 SohNata: Jesus Christ Uno, that's appualing
🔗 14:39 SageOfDawn: That's weird... So... Random stretching frame by frame...
🔗 14:39 lathostiran: a form of interlacing?
🔗 14:39 RebelliousUno: CantWearHats, from Home Front
🔗 14:39 Supermane888: Occasionally just drops into dramatic slow motion for no reason
🔗 14:39 Chozo_Hybrid: Cool blanket!
🔗 14:39 Pandasandpancakes: Rebelliousuno Oh wow...
🔗 14:39 Anubis169:
love the MTG card blanket 
🔗 14:39 Laserbeaks_Fury: Press X to Disturb the Remains
🔗 14:39EvilCookie14: PAULS MASSIF FACE
🔗 14:39 Ravynn: !!! MTG Blanket!
🔗 14:39Bakufreak: But still, going this far to reach a playable resolution is insane
🔗 14:39wabisabievan: Is it cold Kathleen?
🔗 14:39 Anubis169: where can i get one!?
🔗 14:39 Screwattack94: I want the blanket
🔗 14:39Mowdownjoe: Is that quilt going to be auctioned for Desert Bus?
🔗 14:39 CaptainEnder7: That's awesome!
🔗 14:39 King__of__Spades: dear doctor Graham how much would chat have to put forward to have you guys build a giant lego set on air during desert bus
🔗 14:39StarFreak359: oh my god.
🔗 14:39malcairad: That is a kewl blanket
🔗 14:39 Zipa8: Something something PCmasterrace
🔗 14:39 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: that is awesome
🔗 14:39Frage069: That is a cool blanket, wait...
🔗 14:39StarFreak359: that is amazing.
🔗 14:39 azninja888: !blanket good
🔗 14:39 Tripleyew: very keen blanket
🔗 14:39Gnyrinn: That blanket IS awesome
🔗 14:40 CptnFalafel: New store item?
🔗 14:40mikedaveharris: did tally make that
🔗 14:40 beowuuf: E to hide in mass grave, power button to stop playing this game and never touch console again
🔗 14:40 the_lone_bard: That is not a cool blanket, cool blankets fail at being blankets. That is a hot blanket though.
🔗 14:40 Akaiatana: Dear Doctor Kathleen: you can use that blanket while sitting on your deck.
🔗 14:40 CantWearHats:
is that blanket an uncut sheet of Friday Nights? 
🔗 14:40 RebelliousUno: That blanket is awesome, and makes me remember I was watching Friday nights and saw an Intro Missing a Graham card lol
🔗 14:40SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 14:40 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (40m ago)
🔗 14:40 Supermane888: And the moment you start trying to replicate that, it stops being unique and high quality for Youtube videos
🔗 14:41LordManiMani: I'm not sure if they're doing a good job then. I assumed IAmBread was YouTube bait
🔗 14:41 RebelliousUno: Surgeon Simulator is brilliant
🔗 14:41 CantWearHats: BREAD
🔗 14:41 leebenningfield: I totally want to be a bread
🔗 14:41 CantWearHats: bread simulator
🔗 14:41 RebelliousUno: Surgeon Simulator was originally a Game Jam entry
🔗 14:41wabisabievan: It was a work of satire or parody
🔗 14:41 Aarek: surgeon simulator and octodad have some of the funniest speed runs
🔗 14:41 Navarran: I think LRR did a sketch about the life of toast
🔗 14:41 RebelliousUno: the theme was Video games inspired by Board Games
🔗 14:41 Myrniss: Kathleen, don't think about Nipples
🔗 14:41 Akaiatana: Green screen seems fine
🔗 14:41 Makaylastalks: goat simulator terrifies me
🔗 14:41Gnyrinn: It has always done that
🔗 14:41 Supermane888: ghost cap
🔗 14:41Cantwearcats: The nipple simulation bottle is back
🔗 14:42aCupOfDarjeeling: The cap always does thet
🔗 14:42 Papperslappen: It becomes one with the background
🔗 14:42aCupOfDarjeeling: 'that
🔗 14:42 emberBecky: spoopy
🔗 14:42 thetardis42: magic waterbottle
🔗 14:42 RebelliousUno: That bottle has a Cap?
🔗 14:42 grgriffin3: Goddammit Cap-pa!
🔗 14:42 Havok4: Mimetic bottle.
🔗 14:42 Ravynn:
cap
🔗 14:42 RebelliousUno: Spoopy Indeed
🔗 14:42Sunomel: Spoooooopy
🔗 14:42 azninja888: cap has superpowers
🔗 14:42malcairad: you are not stupid Kathleen just green screen challenged
🔗 14:42 Chilie_Ilya: Amaze at the omnipowerful cap!
🔗 14:42Mowdownjoe: I Am Bread is to forever be called Toast The Game.
🔗 14:42 koizom: Unusual cap?
🔗 14:42Kurisugohan: HEY MY BEAUTIFUL SEXY MAN, DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME REALITY DEFYING STREET MAGIC?
🔗 14:42LordManiMani: Secret Life of Toast!
🔗 14:42 CantWearHats: will there be character customisation? can you be a slice of rye?
🔗 14:42 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nope, only White Bread. The Steve of breads
🔗 14:42Omni_42: Yay, finally got on top of the concrete column in the tower
🔗 14:43 Pandasandpancakes: +1 to the LBP devs. That's pretty awesome
🔗 14:43Lancer873:
Dat full backwards compatibility 
🔗 14:43 Chilie_Ilya: that is the most value a game can offer
🔗 14:43 AdmiralMemo: That sounds awesome
🔗 14:43 Chilie_Ilya: other than making you dinner
🔗 14:43 Puhnkss: @Cantwearhats I wanna be a croisant
🔗 14:43 Hiramas: Dear Dr. Paul, are you doing movember?
🔗 14:43 Papperslappen: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is out tomorrow.
🔗 14:43 Pandasandpancakes: You listening, EA? You and your sims nonsense?
🔗 14:43DirgeNovak: YISSSSSSS Papperslappen
🔗 14:43 Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't know you can't customize, but if theres only one option, it'll be white
🔗 14:43 featherweight_: Hi Kathleen , Graham , Paul and Chat.
🔗 14:43 Anaerin: I *LOVE* the Dragon Age: Inquisition "Keep" - It checks your account for achievements from the previous games, and allows you to set the state of the world of Dragon Age to import into Inquisition. And you can set EVERY SINGLE DECISION.
🔗 14:43 Nightvalien28: Pandasandpancakes, of course they aren't
🔗 14:43DirgeNovak: And free on PS+
🔗 14:43 Navarran: Shamus Young was talking about this today. Did you know Spore STILL has phone home DRM?
🔗 14:43 Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Featherweight_ 
🔗 14:44 SageOfDawn: More importantly, will Little Big Planet 3 feature narration by Stephen Fry?
🔗 14:44 CantWearHats: hi featherweight_!
🔗 14:44 featherweight_: Hi Sarah
🔗 14:44pieassassinhp: buts
🔗 14:44 SohNata: Hey Featherweight
🔗 14:44 CaffeinatedLemur: hi featherweight_
🔗 14:44 Pandasandpancakes: Nightvalien28: I live in hope.
🔗 14:44 Navarran: hey featherweight_
🔗 14:44todfilth: the new version of Rocksmith 2014 for Xbox One and PS$ is the same, all the DLC you bought on Xbox360 or PS3 will be carried over to the next gen version
🔗 14:44 grgriffin3: Hey featherweight!
🔗 14:44simonAJ: i love the phrasing "Do a crime". it's so fantastic. "hey boys, let's go Do A Crime"
🔗 14:44 Nightvalien28: Pandasandpancakes, I know the feel bro
🔗 14:44wabisabievan: Hello Featherweight continue with your awesome self
🔗 14:44 Chilie_Ilya: Featherweight_, everyone is saying your name for some reason.
🔗 14:44 Tripleyew:
howdy Featherweight (also, howdy chat and Doctors LR
🔗 14:44 Edroach: ps+ is fantastic. I bought it because I was upgrading my HD and evil EA wouldn't let me back up my Bayonetta save any other way. Seriously the best $50/yr in gaming
🔗 14:44 AdmiralMemo:
I hate these guys. They die. 
🔗 14:44 Puhnkss: Wamp Wamp
🔗 14:44 Havok4: Prey 2 looked so promising.
🔗 14:45 Anubis169:
yo featherweight_ 
🔗 14:45 Spacecarl:

🔗 14:45Mowdownjoe: No "effs" given.
🔗 14:45 Roboromantic: EFF
🔗 14:45 Weagle_Formation: F
🔗 14:45Omni_42: the one closest to the speaker. You have to get on to the canopy above the bounty guy then climb the other tree
🔗 14:45 Loonatic93: So no Watch and Prey 2?
🔗 14:45kais58: what game was paul just on about?
🔗 14:45 nosole: Hey hey Featherweight_!
🔗 14:45 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 14:45wabisabievan: Honestly I'd forgotten/given up on it
🔗 14:45 grgriffin3:

🔗 14:45 Dan9299:

🔗 14:45 Chilie_Ilya:
press 
🔗 14:45Master_Gunner: shame, I had a lot of fun with Prey's mechanics
🔗 14:45aerobeing:
Nooooooooooo! 
🔗 14:45 Zipa8: Berthesda have quality standards? damn
🔗 14:45 Puhnkss:
Which is rough, given the bugs in Bethesda games 
🔗 14:45 grgriffin3:
Press F to
!
🔗 14:45 the_lone_bard: Was the original Prey a success? I remember picking it up from the $5 bin at a local game store, getting like an hour in and going "Meh."
🔗 14:45 Pandasandpancakes: So what you're saying is we can look forward to a remake of Prey in 2 years?
🔗 14:45 ImSincerelySorry: Hey, I've not given up on the last guardian yet, why should they give up
🔗 14:45 Manbeardo: Dear Dr. Graham: I'm the guy that dressed as you for halloween. It didn't take very long for people to figure out the costume since most of the folks at the gathering were from LPS.
🔗 14:45 Nightvalien28: what quality standards skyrim has more bugs the brazilian rain forest
🔗 14:45NexVesica: Kickstarter is dying? Quick, someone launch a Kickstarter for Kickstarter
🔗 14:45 Bawkbawkboo1: Case study of one?
🔗 14:45malcairad: Bethesda do not care about Prey 2 i want Fallout 4!
🔗 14:45 Roboromantic: One game at a time!
🔗 14:46MillerDark: I keep getting buffering,even on Low, any fixes?
🔗 14:46 grgriffin3: Kickstarter needs a Patreon!
🔗 14:46wabisabievan: Supply and Demand dude
🔗 14:46 RebelliousUno: Was the first just better?
🔗 14:46 SageOfDawn: So, he has two points of data... And then statistics happen.
🔗 14:46 RebelliousUno: and the second just a BAD IDEA
🔗 14:46DiamondTiki: That's very scientific of them
🔗 14:46wabisabievan: Most basic principle of business
🔗 14:46 Bawkbawkboo1: He has one data point. ONE
🔗 14:46 SageOfDawn: """""""statistics"""""""....
🔗 14:46 grgriffin3: Economics, motherbusser. Do you speak it?
🔗 14:46Bakufreak: such logic
🔗 14:46 SageOfDawn: And I am not sure that is enough quatation marks.
🔗 14:46 King__of__Spades: conformation bias much?
🔗 14:46 leebenningfield: What was the first game he kickstarted?
🔗 14:46 the_lone_bard: THIS IS MY OPINION THEREFORE IT IS RIGHT!
🔗 14:46 Myrniss: Similar thing happened with Planatary Annihilation. Not interested in the 2nd game until teh first is finished
🔗 14:46 Edroach: "My money printer is broken!" - gamedev
🔗 14:46 Zipa8: Meanwhile at Roberts Space Industries
🔗 14:46 Hiramas: A case study of one is my Sherlock Holmes Fanfic!
🔗 14:47malcairad: "How to blow the kick-starter money"
🔗 14:47Thoth7: ah. that reminded me to go check and see how "The Flame in the Flood" was doing... and it's funded! yay!
🔗 14:47 Anaerin: For instance: Obduction being successfully funded by Cyan Worlds on Kickstarter.
🔗 14:47 RebelliousUno: Human Resources didn't do as great
🔗 14:47RMills90:
@Hiramas: Does it feature Alex as sexy Watson? 
🔗 14:47 Hiramas: hehe @Rmulls90
🔗 14:47Frage069: They are not investors
🔗 14:48Officialmacryan: Hey
🔗 14:48 RebelliousUno: People feel a bit stung still I think by Planetary Anhilation
🔗 14:48 Viking_Sleyheron: Kathleen doing her hair while Graham and Paul seriously discusses kickstarter projects are funny
🔗 14:48 grgriffin3: Seems logical.
🔗 14:48wabisabievan: This is strange kickstarter support is a measurable representation of the demand for your product. Being upset that people don't want your product is really more your fault than anything else.
🔗 14:48Taichanie: I want cake and pie now!
🔗 14:48 Loonatic93: Why do you need $20 to make a pie? What the heck are you making the pie out of?
🔗 14:48 MadTheorist: A delicious, delicious metaphor
🔗 14:48 Roboromantic: OMG, LRR is SO allegorical!
🔗 14:48 Cremity: Now I want cake and pie
🔗 14:48malcairad: from what iver hear grhama has tried kathleens pie.....
🔗 14:48questhere: I want pie, take my money!
🔗 14:48SpacePotato01: Pienalogy
🔗 14:48 JonciA: i want cake pie
🔗 14:48kais58: Rebelious: why? I think its great
🔗 14:48 Navarran: I was annoyed that Planetary annihilation released a Boxed copy of an alpha game
🔗 14:48 Nightvalien28: now I am hungry
🔗 14:48DirgeNovak: Speaking of Kickstarters, Tennis Balls?
🔗 14:48 Mr_Horrible: pies now on decline: confirmed
🔗 14:48 RebelliousUno: I'm glad they pushed it hard rather than cancelling when they first thought about it
🔗 14:48JohneyS: that was a simile!
🔗 14:48 AdmiralMemo: Things I've learned today: Kathleen needs to KickStart a cake.
🔗 14:48 Makaylastalks: now I need pie.
🔗 14:48aerobeing: Meta 4 -- the new game.
🔗 14:48Taichanie: -Gives Kathleen $40-
🔗 14:48 VmKid: I mean, it would've been different if you asked for $40 for a cake AND a pie.
🔗 14:48 Chilie_Ilya: Graham "I like you but I don't know if the cake will be that good" Stark
🔗 14:48 Spacecarl: Yeah, want a pie now
🔗 14:48MadWaltz: "How do you know the cake will be good when you haven't tried the pie yet: needs to become a saying
🔗 14:48 the_lone_bard: Customers and fans =/= Game publishers.
🔗 14:48 SageOfDawn: Curse you. Now I want cake and pie.
🔗 14:48 SohNata: Well, at least he took on board comments.
🔗 14:48ravensshade: planetary annihilation looked pretty good too
🔗 14:48 Rcraddz: or Pie Cake
🔗 14:49SpacePotato01: cakestarter
🔗 14:49 malc:
Don't challenge the chat 
🔗 14:49 Roboromantic: Aw, chat challenge fizzled.
🔗 14:49StarFreak359: do eeeeeet!
🔗 14:49 RebelliousUno: It's more an Indiegogo really for Kathleen's Cake Pie Hybrid
🔗 14:49 Aarek: Cakestarter
🔗 14:49 tehcrashxor: Did you hear that? Kathleen promised us all cake and pie!
🔗 14:49 Puhnkss: Never challenge the chat
🔗 14:49 Havtorn_Epsilon: Damn, Paul, don't discourage her!
🔗 14:49 Nightvalien28: do I hear a challenge
🔗 14:49drthvd3r: Cakestarter!
🔗 14:49Zaz_TV: I heard there's cake and pie for everybody in chat!
🔗 14:49Taichanie: Link me to Pietrion!
🔗 14:49LordManiMani: cake and pie is the new FFX-2
🔗 14:49 Chilie_Ilya: inb4 alex is in a pie costume
🔗 14:49 Laserbeaks_Fury: Pasteon
🔗 14:49 Myrniss: But it is a good platform for potato salad
🔗 14:49 Nightvalien28: cakeron
🔗 14:49 Pandasandpancakes: Mmm, Pietreon
🔗 14:49 Laserbeaks_Fury: Pastreon
🔗 14:49 AdmiralMemo: Kickstarter is appropriate for potato salad.
🔗 14:49 the_lone_bard: I would totally pay money to try Kathleens pie or cake or anything... Her food seems amazing.
🔗 14:49wabisabievan: Nonsense I demand more food kickstarters.
🔗 14:49 grgriffin3: Mmmmmm, Pietreon.
🔗 14:49Lord_ZYRK: Baketreon
🔗 14:49 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: the thing people need to understand about kickstarter is there is no guarantee of getting your product and further that these are not established businesses most fo the time but a group of friends starting soemthing with very little clue to what they are doing
🔗 14:49Polygonatron: Cake and pie confirmed!
🔗 14:49 Emergent_os: What was that project that approached their backers as investors. It was something about trains...?
🔗 14:49kais58: Transverse is the perfect example of not a problem with crowd funding, you're just bad/untrustworthy
🔗 14:49 Navarran: Kathleen, starring in Pie-gmaelion
🔗 14:49 malc:

🔗 14:49Lord_ZYRK: Bakestarter!
🔗 14:49 featherweight_: damn I need to update my patreon rewards
🔗 14:49 Chilie_Ilya: !ADULT
🔗 14:49 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 14:49 beowuuf: PFT has that great skit about pietreon or cakestarter
🔗 14:49The_Voices: oh dear...
🔗 14:49 Roboromantic: And la mode is naked, except for ice cream.
🔗 14:49 AdmiralMemo: I would fund that
🔗 14:49senshi5609:
about to order 5 commander decks 500 sleeves and 5 deck boxes all from CardKingdom.com
🔗 14:49 Manbeardo:
I going to start selling my products on bakesy.com
🔗 14:49 Havok4: It is inverse iron stomach effect.
🔗 14:49 mtg21: lol o god...
🔗 14:49 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: does someone have a link to the kickstarter article?
🔗 14:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ at Mon 02:00 PM PST (50m ago)
🔗 14:50 Pandasandpancakes: I think "Naked Pie "eating" would get you A LOT of money.
🔗 14:50 Sarah_Serinde:
Yeah Featherweight_ you should add some tiers or something 
🔗 14:50 Edroach: Oh god that Mokbang funny or die KILLED me
🔗 14:50 Zipa8: sounds Klingon
🔗 14:50 Makaylastalks: I do all of this on instagram for free lol
🔗 14:50 Nightvalien28: oh yeah there is a woman that makes money by eating live on camera
🔗 14:50 Bawkbawkboo1: people are into all kinds of things
🔗 14:50Cuddlesfordavinci: The guy that funded a kick starter to keep nickelback out of his town was amazing
🔗 14:50 lathostiran: mokbang = enginiered to kill my brain
🔗 14:50 Laserbeaks_Fury: I stand by Pastreon
🔗 14:50 Hiramas: there is a fethis for everyone and everything
🔗 14:50 Loonatic93: Hey... I like to eat! I can make money doing it?
🔗 14:50 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: reminds me fo the opening for dexter
🔗 14:50 zyme86: Their jollies
🔗 14:50 the_lone_bard: I have finally broke even on money and owe nobody anything... So of course the new commander decks are being released and seem AMAZING for my Orzhov commander deck...
🔗 14:50 RebelliousUno: i like eating...and you say I can get people to pay for me to eat....
🔗 14:50Gnyrinn: Are these people rescued famine victims?
🔗 14:50 CantWearHats: LOL Pastreon is amazing Laserbeaks_Fury
🔗 14:50wabisabievan: I'm just glad that's there for the people who are into that.
🔗 14:50 emberBecky:
if it includes sound, that would awful for me 
🔗 14:50Thoth7: ooh, well played, Laserbeak
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: loonatic93: Sign me up, too
🔗 14:50 Anaerin: Oh yeah, baby, you suck HARD on that spaghetti, slurp that stuff right up. ALL the way...
🔗 14:50SpacePotato01: A LRR eating contest on livestream might work...
🔗 14:50wabisabievan: Not that i really get it myself
🔗 14:50NexVesica: My plan is to stream myself watching someone else who is watching someone eating
🔗 14:51SpacePotato01: or twitch
🔗 14:51 Nightvalien28: I second pastreon
🔗 14:51Sordidambition: Some people stream for hours just tapping their nails for ASMR fanatics
🔗 14:51SpacePotato01: <.<
🔗 14:51questhere: seriously, who would want to watch people over the internet for hours on end?
🔗 14:51 Hiramas: I just fond a purpose for my live!
🔗 14:51Bakufreak: Oh, Pastreo is the BEST name XD
🔗 14:51Bakufreak: 'Pastreon
🔗 14:51 TStodden: Spacepotato... wait for DB8 for that...
🔗 14:51Mowdownjoe: Things on my Head + eating food = profit?
🔗 14:51malcairad: my thing is watching "news shows" that give my comedy as well, i get lots from LRR!
🔗 14:51 Loonatic93: Loving the braids Mrs. De Vere!
🔗 14:51 beowuuf: because we live in the last days and the world has gone made?
🔗 14:51 the_lone_bard: It gets people off and annoys the crap out of TotalBiscuit, so it's a 2 for 1!
🔗 14:51 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Graham: YouTube videos of POPPING ZITS get lots of views for some strange reason. People are strange.
🔗 14:51 Nightvalien28: NexVesica, too much meta
🔗 14:51DirgeNovak: Who would ever want to watch people play video games on the Internet... :S
🔗 14:51simonAJ: just reading the words ASMR makes my skin crawl (in a bad way). eugh. bwergh
🔗 14:51 zyme86: little brother tech
🔗 14:51 Bronzefinger: Pies on my head?
🔗 14:51andersgeek: Kathleen, are you bored?
🔗 14:51 Navarran:
He used his little brother 
🔗 14:51 Havok4: You done got rotoscoped!
🔗 14:51DirgeNovak: Bored, Kathleen?
🔗 14:51Robs_Jimmy: Graham will you ever be able to play destiny again
🔗 14:52 Chilie_Ilya: Admiralmemo requesting "Press F to pay respect" in !advice :3
🔗 14:52NexVesica: Nightvalien28, We can go 50/50 if you then provide commentary for my stream
🔗 14:52 CantWearHats:
I heard there was one guy who made videos of himself balancing things on his head, people will watch anything 
🔗 14:52 AdmiralMemo: chilie_ilya: One it
🔗 14:52 Nightvalien28: NexVesica, hahahah
🔗 14:52malcairad: !respect
🔗 14:52wabisabievan: Heh I like what you did there Cantwearhats
🔗 14:52 Zeke229: having fun kathleen?
🔗 14:52StarFreak359: My sister's wife works there!
🔗 14:52 Under_5core: Huh, wha, I heard my hometown.
🔗 14:52 AdmiralMemo: chilie_ilya: Done
🔗 14:52Thoth7: Simonaj - what the heck is "ASMR"?
🔗 14:52 Ravynn: Sony....apparently hates PST Gamers
🔗 14:52Foxmar320 just subscribed!
🔗 14:52 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 14:52 RebelliousUno: BUS EPYH
🔗 14:52 SageOfDawn:
Yeah
9 PM pacific: Who would ever be using the PS4 services then!?
🔗 14:52 Chilie_Ilya: Admiralmemo :*\
🔗 14:53 CantWearHats: \o/
🔗 14:53 AdmiralMemo: simonaj: It's also known as "braingasm"
🔗 14:53 Nightvalien28:

🔗 14:53 beowuuf: [sub hype intesi-pies]
🔗 14:53 the_lone_bard: Oh huh, so I didn't actually miss much of the Destiny stream. I was super exhausted from being in pain, and rearranged everything to watch it in bed... And promptly fell asleep.
🔗 14:53 Zeke229: you look cool kathleen
🔗 14:53 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 14:53aerobeing: Press F to drop a sweet katana.
🔗 14:53 Anaerin: cantwearhats: I hear there's a whole community who just sit there watching people play video games. I mean, really, how weird is that?
🔗 14:53wabisabievan: Cathleen you are most plaited
🔗 14:53 hyper_realistic_alien_AI: Did my sub got lost somehow?
🔗 14:53 JonciA: Hub Pipe!
🔗 14:53 Anaerin: The Braidy Bunch?
🔗 14:53 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: for the record I have an idea of how this saga will end but I don't know what the path to the end will be.
🔗 14:53 AdmiralMemo: simonaj: It's hard to explain but it gives people good feelings from relatively normal things.
🔗 14:53 CantWearHats: 320somescope
🔗 14:53RForcin: Bus Epyh!
🔗 14:53 Foxmar320: Just made it home lol
🔗 14:53 SageOfDawn: So drs. LRR: How real is the DB8 stress?
🔗 14:53 RebelliousUno: May as well have just done 40
🔗 14:53 Navarran: 320 kindle it
🔗 14:53SpacePotato01: Maybe Kathleen could braid Paul's beard. That would be vikinglicious
🔗 14:53 Chilie_Ilya: 320 blazeitbutnotallofitplz
🔗 14:53 beowuuf:
foxmar320
🔗 14:53 AdmiralMemo: I did, Graham
🔗 14:53 LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
🔗 14:53 Laserbeaks_Fury:
Press 
🔗 14:54 RebelliousUno: it's already there
🔗 14:54 LRRbot: Use God Hand!
🔗 14:54 Papperslappen: 360 payrespect
🔗 14:54 RebelliousUno: !advice
🔗 14:54malcairad: !advice
🔗 14:54Vicrahealzgud just subscribed!
🔗 14:54 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Vicrahealzgud! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 14:54 Puhnkss:
Press
to pay respects
🔗 14:54 the_lone_bard: But can we press EFF to pay respects?
🔗 14:54Boldlytheyrode: !advice
🔗 14:54 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 14:54 Foxmar320: and now Twitch just died. grea time to sub
🔗 14:54 Angnor33: lrrSPOt
🔗 14:54Gcat50: Well guys, I have to head off for beddy-byes because I have a grownup job in the morning. Bye all!
🔗 14:54 Roboromantic: Actually, your braids will live forever, or at least two weeks on Twitch.
🔗 14:54 Nightvalien28: cwh can we slow-mo gif that?
🔗 14:54 RebelliousUno: I'm sure we'll have to monitor it though lol
🔗 14:54 emberBecky: maybe a teeny bit wavier?
🔗 14:54 Emergent_os: Elections are tomorrow...
🔗 14:54 King__of__Spades: I'm learning to braid hair I find it relaxing is that weird?
🔗 14:54 LRRbot: Right in front of you.
🔗 14:54Omni_42: It's okay. I spent longer getting on this column. Though I have no intention of ruining it by jumping off
🔗 14:54 AdmiralMemo: Who is Vicra? And why does he heal good?
🔗 14:54 Chilie_Ilya: Requesting kathleen in Braids costume on next Halloween
🔗 14:54 Puhnkss: Parsed that like a boss
🔗 14:55 SageOfDawn: Rawr.
🔗 14:55 Pandasandpancakes: Paddington?
🔗 14:55 zyme86: helooooooooooo baaaaaaaby
🔗 14:55 RebelliousUno: Worst Kink Ever
🔗 14:55 Nightvalien28: hahahah omg
🔗 14:55 the_lone_bard: And I'm already dead...
🔗 14:55 Laserbeaks_Fury: Lava Soap?
🔗 14:55NimrodXIV: saw that coming
🔗 14:55 SohNata: 18+ Rated after just one sub
🔗 14:55 Roboromantic: And... more information of Graham.
🔗 14:55 Bawkbawkboo1: There'
🔗 14:55 SageOfDawn: Hottest kink ever.
🔗 14:55 AdmiralMemo: I think I am, though....
🔗 14:55 Nightvalien28: pyrosexual
🔗 14:55 King__of__Spades: it's not a bad kink if you live in Hawaii
🔗 14:55 Zeke229 fans self
🔗 14:55 zyme86: kathleen, the Emeril of beards
🔗 14:55 King__of__Spades: I mean
🔗 14:55 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: still better than bees
🔗 14:55 Anaerin: I wonder... Someone try a novelty sub with a sub emote tag in it? So sub as "Press_lrrEFF_To_Pay_Respects"...
🔗 14:55 Roboromantic: But he has a lava kink...
🔗 14:55Lord_ZYRK:
You can't put Graham in a box 
🔗 14:55 King__of__Spades: they have lava there
🔗 14:55 Pandasandpancakes: Would you say it's the HOTTEST trend?
🔗 14:55malcairad: do you fit any of our cdplayertypes?
🔗 14:55Cuddlesfordavinci: I imagine Graham in the lion costume from the wizard of oz
🔗 14:55NexVesica: There is no word safe enough for that
🔗 14:55 CantWearHats: LOL paul
🔗 14:55Bakufreak just subscribed!
🔗 14:55 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Bakufreak! (Today's storm count: 18)
🔗 14:55 Laserbeaks_Fury: a Flaming Bear?
🔗 14:55 CantWearHats: LITERALLY too hot for TV
🔗 14:55 Manbeardo: Nightvalien28: fire play is real
🔗 14:55 Roboromantic: Like a dryer duct.
🔗 14:55 AdmiralMemo: Bow chicka bow wow
🔗 14:55 RebelliousUno: That is going to give me nightmares
🔗 14:55wabisabievan: Best mental image of the day Paul
🔗 14:55 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 14:56 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: begin docking procedure... oh yeah
🔗 14:56 Bawkbawkboo1: There's literally an annual convention in the town next to mine
🔗 14:56 koizom: Well, that went places.....
🔗 14:56 Nightvalien28: Manbeardo, oh I am sure it is
🔗 14:56Frage069: That imagery
🔗 14:56 Havtorn_Epsilon: Damnit, Graham, now you made me visualize that
🔗 14:56 RebelliousUno: Hi Kathleen
🔗 14:56StarFreak359: Yay! I'm not the only freak in here!
🔗 14:56 Pandasandpancakes: nailed it
🔗 14:56wabisabievan: fail?
🔗 14:56 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: !stormcount
🔗 14:56 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 18
🔗 14:56 Ravynn: Dat G+P Troll!
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo: LOVE IT
🔗 14:56 Anubis169: hahahahaha
🔗 14:56 grgriffin3: NOICE
🔗 14:56 Navarran: Perfect. Cut it print it, thats a wrap
🔗 14:56aerobeing: End of commercial.
🔗 14:56 SohNata: Brilliant
🔗 14:56 CantWearHats: free nose jobs for everybody!
🔗 14:56 the_lone_bard: Paul and Graham just instinctively synching up their tone as well.
🔗 14:56 Bawkbawkboo1: schexual
🔗 14:56 Roboromantic: I imagine he just keeps trying the Hi Everyone until they do it right.
🔗 14:56 Lakedaemonii: hello everyone
🔗 14:56 Anaerin: Schesual?
🔗 14:56 DrackalX: schedule virility
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo: Shexual Shrubbery
🔗 14:57 Ravynn: THAT was a YES-And?!
🔗 14:57 CantWearHats: calm down sir you're going to give yourself skin failure
🔗 14:57 LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 14:57 Navarran: Sean Connery impersonation GO
🔗 14:57wabisabievan: Go on...
🔗 14:57 Chilie_Ilya: Schekshual all the way
🔗 14:57 Bakufreak:
Aww, no Thanks to me for subbing before? 
🔗 14:57 Nightvalien28: go ful connery
🔗 14:57Lord_ZYRK:
More like Shreksual virility 
🔗 14:57 CantWearHats: exshepshional
🔗 14:57 the_lone_bard: This is off to an amazing start.
🔗 14:57 Zibanitu: FAHN-TASH-TICK!!!
🔗 14:57 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:57 Bakufreak: Like a minute ago
🔗 14:57malcairad: call of doody
🔗 14:57Boldlytheyrode: I need this man's driver's license number!
🔗 14:57 Chilie_Ilya: so awesome
🔗 14:57aerobeing: My cheeks are hurting already.
🔗 14:57wabisabievan: All the Scottish virility
🔗 14:57questhere: you're really shelling it
🔗 14:57 Navarran: What time is it Mr connery? Whats that ? You want to play tennish?
🔗 14:57ReverseCreations:
Oh yay a schketchy impersonation of Sean Connery! 
🔗 14:57 the_lone_bard: 20minutes? You mean like 55 minutes right?
🔗 14:57 grgriffin3: I am in a considerable amount of distress.
🔗 14:57Muffincider: Please tell me someone highlighted the same unenthusiastic double hi
🔗 14:58 malfunct: I hate it when my subscribers clog up
🔗 14:58 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: so you've cloggedd the stormdrain?
🔗 14:58 Bakufreak:
A-OK then 
🔗 14:58 RebelliousUno: !novelty
🔗 14:58 Manbeardo: Why don't subs use the stack? Works for magic!
🔗 14:58 CantWearHats: woogliewoogliewooglie
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo:
We need to get a plunger on these subs. 
🔗 14:58 King__of__Spades: weeeeeeee
🔗 14:58 CptnFalafel: Great Googely Wooglie
🔗 14:58StarFreak359: Dat Paul-face
🔗 14:58 the_lone_bard: Pert up my nipples? What does perting my nipples entail?
🔗 14:58Godpigeon: not paul is uncomfortable
🔗 14:58 Viking_Sleyheron: Need to sleep... godnight evrybody!
🔗 14:58wabisabievan: exciting nipples scare me. It gives me Species flash backs
🔗 14:58 CantWearHats: TERRY WOGAN?!!?!
🔗 14:59 Pandasandpancakes: 0_0
🔗 14:59 Tralphium:

🔗 14:59 RebelliousUno: A Tiny Terry Wogan face
🔗 14:59 Anubis169: waaaaaahahahahahahaha
🔗 14:59 RebelliousUno: Dat Reference
🔗 14:59 CantWearHats is dead
🔗 14:59 zyme86: ahhhhhhhhhh ruuuuuuuuun
🔗 14:59 Vicrahealzgud: TERRY WOGAN!
🔗 14:59senshi5609: x_x this channel kills with funny
🔗 14:59 RebelliousUno: STOPIT and TIDY UP!
🔗 14:59 Roboromantic: Uh, Dr. Kathleen has an odd specialty.
🔗 14:59 Spacecarl: !adult
🔗 14:59 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 14:59 Nightvalien28: oh god what
🔗 14:59 Anaerin: YES! TERRY WOGAN!?
🔗 14:59 DoktorNik: Rhinoplasty, Sean Connery , the woogly, and the Snorsh Surgeon General, I'm amazing apparently
🔗 14:59 Navarran: So SMOOTH though
🔗 14:59 TStodden: Googly Woogly?
🔗 14:59 Lord_Durin: I went away for a bit, then came back to "need to perk up your nipples?" Never change, Kathleen.
🔗 14:59 Supermane888: Nipples are now Weagles
🔗 14:59 Nightvalien28: need a thousand adults
🔗 14:59blip2004: omg what did i miss
🔗 14:59 featherweight_: such craftmenship
🔗 14:59penguinbloke: that was a reference I wasn't expecting
🔗 14:59 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: dueling wooglies
🔗 14:59 CantWearHats: this is the weirdest Eurovision ever
🔗 14:59 Myrniss: I think we've reached Qwop=o'clock
🔗 14:59wabisabievan: !adult
🔗 14:59 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:59 Navarran: How does the woganator feel about this?
🔗 14:59 Chilie_Ilya: Do they need to eat?
🔗 14:59StarFreak359: Kathleen is in a RARE mood....
🔗 14:59 Kthanid: This is a VERY strange Kathleen Commercial day.
🔗 14:59NimrodXIV: what is going on, oh god
🔗 14:59 Pandasandpancakes: *guy
🔗 14:59 Anubis169 dies laughing twice
🔗 14:59 RebelliousUno: Sean Connery and Terry Wogan walk into a bar
🔗 14:59 Puhnkss: That was a hell of a left field reference
🔗 14:59 Anaerin: pandasandpancakes: That's the guy!
🔗 14:59 Aracuda: please, not Terry Wogan
🔗 14:59 TheWooglie: So that happened
🔗 14:59 Navarran: Woo Terry wogan and sean connery. It's UK refs all up in here
🔗 14:59wabisabievan: Those are the best commercial days Starfreak
🔗 14:59Gulleko: suddenly my stream is lagging like hell again, but when I tried another stream it was fine. goddammit twitch!
🔗 14:59Cantwearcats: I'm ok with the current companionship of my nipples thanks
🔗 14:59 Chilie_Ilya: Sheckshual tune-ups...
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats: stand back
🔗 15:00 grgriffin3: Still more trustworthy than Doctor Oz.
🔗 15:00malcairad: How far out on the limb do we go with these?
🔗 15:00 Havok4: Get clear of the snorsh radius.
🔗 15:00ravensshade: Shean conry?
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats: every time
🔗 15:00 Supermane888: She must enter her final form of Snorshian
🔗 15:00 grgriffin3: 3 6 Mafia!
🔗 15:00 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: give the weagles wooglies
🔗 15:00 Navarran: Is Kathleen getting "better" at that accent?
🔗 15:00 Roboromantic: Presenters would be eaten by Weagles.
🔗 15:00 Navarran: I dont understand
🔗 15:00 CantWearHats: flying W
🔗 15:00 Pandasandpancakes: Cantwearhats "Stand back, I'm doing advertsing!"
🔗 15:00 King__of__Spades: this is like the public broadcasting in gravity falls
🔗 15:00 grgriffin3: Welp.
🔗 15:00 SageOfDawn: Or... or... rabbit exhibitions in Scandinavia.
🔗 15:00 Lakedaemonii: Say that name 3 times...ever
🔗 15:01 Aracuda: Snorsh: Literally the second worst place in the world
🔗 15:01wabisabievan: Yuri only has one arm and one and a half legs
🔗 15:01 Roboromantic: Snorsh bloodsports.
🔗 15:01 Manbeardo: But, but 8 weagles would make a non-symmetrical V
🔗 15:01 Anaerin: The Running of the weagles?
🔗 15:01 Zibanitu: RELEASE THE WEAGLES!!!!
🔗 15:01StarFreak359: 2nd worst, aracuda?
🔗 15:01 CantWearHats: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
🔗 15:01SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 15:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PST (28m from now)
🔗 15:01 Supermane888: Did video just cut out for anyone else?
🔗 15:01 Zibanitu: Control the Weagle-verse?!?
🔗 15:01 Aarek: The WEAGLES must flow!
🔗 15:01 VmKid: Snorsh Lady is taking over the world D:
🔗 15:01 Hiramas: Something just wen SERIOUSLY wrong in my Rome 2 campaign Oo
🔗 15:01 CaptainEnder7: I'd hate to see the Weagle Fremen
🔗 15:01 Ravynn: Dune Reference! The Snorshian Lady is well-read
🔗 15:01 RebelliousUno: !explain snorsh
🔗 15:01 LRRbot: Snorsh is a fictional Eastern European country that Kathleen made up during a subscriber commercial. It has 2 TV stations, both of which feature David Caruso. Its national animal is a weagle, which is a hybrid of a weasel and a beagle.
🔗 15:01 Supermane888: Have the Weagles killed them all and taken over?
🔗 15:01 CantWearHats: Snorsh is actually JUST that lady with David Caruso tied up in her basement
🔗 15:01 MadAndySims: I'm getting the feeling this lady is one of the only ones left in Snorsh
🔗 15:01 Havtorn_Epsilon: I am the man who arranges the weagles!
🔗 15:01 Aracuda: Starfreak359 yeah, the worst place is MegaSnorsh. that place is a dump
🔗 15:01 Emergent_os: I am sorry to bring this up, and I hate to be that guy, and I promise this is the last time I mention this, but, If you are in the US and can, please vote tomorrow. Thank you!
🔗 15:01wabisabievan: Everyone playing it was killed by weagles
🔗 15:01 zyme86: it is new national sport, last one was banned
🔗 15:01 TheMoatman: The weagles must flow.
🔗 15:01Meltalar:
#Lavabears, I'm laughing my *** off
in Episode 3 right now 
🔗 15:01Cantwearcats: Small but extensive? It's one crazy lady and a bunch of weagles
🔗 15:01 DoktorNik: She Appointed Doktor Nik as the Surgeon General at one point
🔗 15:01 Havok4: A totalitarian dictatorship is pretty easy to maintain if the population is in the low 100s.
🔗 15:01 TheArchitectX: Is there anyone else in Snorsh?
🔗 15:02MadWaltz: The previous sport was hunted to extinction by the weagle formation
🔗 15:02 Navarran: So snorsh are responsible for Jodorowsky's dune....
🔗 15:02Lord_ZYRK: Is she secretly a human-suit full of weagles?
🔗 15:02Muffincider: Do we have a snorsh wikia yet?
🔗 15:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: it's like that guy in airbender that just kept changing hats and claming to be a different person
🔗 15:02 Anubis169: I loooooove that Snorsh has a canon now...
🔗 15:02 Weagle_Formation: So happy i stole that name from the Ryse footage from GPLP
🔗 15:02 Manbeardo: Snorsh tourism lady is Snorsh's equivalent of Leslie Knope
🔗 15:02 LadyRhian: I've never really gotten in FPS Games.
🔗 15:02 Chilie_Ilya: Thearchitectx David Caruso is
🔗 15:02ravensshade: i think tourist office is just what snorsh calls their parliament
🔗 15:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: what is a weagle?
🔗 15:02 Pandasandpancakes: Fatherweight?
🔗 15:02 Ravynn: The Weagle is the Mind Killer
🔗 15:02 LadyRhian: When Weagles Swarm
. AAAAAGH!
🔗 15:02 Zibanitu: Featherlight, get on that! Weagle-Worm!!!
🔗 15:02 Anaerin: We have WEAGLE-SIGN!
🔗 15:02 TheMoatman: HidingOnUseridPirateShip, a snorshian monster
🔗 15:02 Nightvalien28: featherweight your cue
🔗 15:02NimrodXIV: Featherweight time
🔗 15:02 grgriffin3: Get on it Featherweight!
🔗 15:02wabisabievan: Fear is the mind killer except with weagles where it's entirely natural
🔗 15:02 RebelliousUno: Snorsh version of Tremors is terrifying
🔗 15:02StarFreak359: light the Featherweight_ beacon!
🔗 15:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: Bioshock Weagle Infinite
🔗 15:02 Tripleyew: Shai-weaglud - praise his passing, for it cleanses the world
🔗 15:02 LadyRhian: Sand Weagles!
🔗 15:02 the_lone_bard: I feel like a Weagle would be more like a Trap Door Spider that attacks humans.
🔗 15:02 Supermane888: The national Motto of Snorsh is "You Could Do Worse"
🔗 15:02 Anaerin: Weagles are the mind killer.
🔗 15:02Yoyo1be:

🔗 15:02 Roboromantic: Snorsh propaganda.
🔗 15:02 Nightvalien28: RebelliousUno, oh god that means they can evolve
🔗 15:02Godpigeon: waiting for the lava bears to be surprise weagles in disguise
🔗 15:02Rustenskurk: Will there ever be a Snorsh sketch?
🔗 15:02 NapalmSideburns: Shai'Hulud probably has a nest of weagles for pets
🔗 15:03 EiranAlestain: Look! It´s the Kwiesatz Weaglean!
🔗 15:03MadWaltz: Snorsh is a very progressive country
🔗 15:03 Havok4: The snorsh's government is really into historical revisionism.
🔗 15:03Gnyrinn: Please let the Temple of the Lava Bears end with a weagle fight.
🔗 15:03Cantwearcats: Weagles are the mind killer. Also the everything else killer
🔗 15:03 Nightvalien28: MadWaltz, in what direction?
🔗 15:03 LadyRhian: Weagleshock Infinite! Flying Weagles!
🔗 15:03malcairad: the weagle's ears flap back and cover the auditorial opening when digging in dirt/sand
🔗 15:03Valkyrie_Lemons: All the best tales are oral and changeable, not written down to be set in stone.
🔗 15:03aerobeing: It's like different versions of Snorsh in different universes, except it's all in one universe.
🔗 15:03 JonciA: we need a special video compulation of Kathleen's Snorsh lady commercials
🔗 15:03 Roboromantic: There's Internet in Romania, none in Snorsh, right?
🔗 15:03 Anaerin: Weagles are the mind-killer, weagles are the little death...
🔗 15:03wabisabievan: I like your version better than mine Cantwearhats
🔗 15:03 Supermane888: population of 27 or 28, they're not sure if this one thing is a person
🔗 15:03 CantWearHats: >: |
🔗 15:03 Anubis169: Snorsh is a bit like Room101... "What are you talking about? It's always been like this! If you say different we will throw you to the weagles!!!"
🔗 15:03 CantWearHats: dammit cantwearcats and your silly username
🔗 15:04MadWaltz: Nightvalien28 Towards the hordes of weagels presumably
🔗 15:04questhere: "do you experience x"
🔗 15:04 Tuckiozi: Soothing?
🔗 15:04wabisabievan: white noise in musical form
🔗 15:04NimrodXIV:
"upbeat but not good" 
🔗 15:04 RebelliousUno was afflicted by WoganNipple
🔗 15:04 RebelliousUno: I got better after Tralphium
🔗 15:04 CantWearHats: Side effects may include: Graham Norton nipple
🔗 15:04Valkyrie_Lemons: That's not a cure, that's take away a blessing!
🔗 15:04 Ravynn: Cantwearhats Nope. Nope Nope Nope!
🔗 15:04 Chilie_Ilya: Dear Dr. LRR, do I need to feed the nipples?
🔗 15:05 Supermane888: @Cantwearhats May also include Graham Stark nipples
🔗 15:05wabisabievan: drowning nipple syndrome
🔗 15:05 malc: cantwearhats: ahaha
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: Nipples drowning... Weird
🔗 15:05 RebelliousUno: Side Effects May Include: More Nipples than I was Expecting
🔗 15:05 beowuuf: Answer from doctcor: probably not
🔗 15:05 zyme86: Scaramanga terry woganitis
🔗 15:05 Supermane888: Clearly it's how Wogan reproduces.
🔗 15:05Godpigeon: the anti depressants
🔗 15:05wabisabievan: Welcome to most anti-depressants
🔗 15:05penguinbloke: what if I have one Wogan nipple and one Grahan Norton nipple?
🔗 15:05 Manbeardo: If you get James Lipton nipples, please see a doctor, as this may be a sign of a life-threatening condition.
🔗 15:05DewMan001: You guys should have PrismCorp Virtual Enterprise's album Home at hand for the drug commercials
🔗 15:05 Roboromantic: What, do Canadian drug commercials do not mention the horrible side effects?
🔗 15:05Godpigeon: less depression... more suicides...?
🔗 15:05 TyrantTaco: If my drugs don't have anal leakage I don't want it!
🔗 15:05 beowuuf: death, taxes, anal leakage, doubling down on original disease, cooties of the nostril
🔗 15:06simonAJ: i saw a commercial on hulu that said "Side effects may include new or worsening mental illness, slowed growth, and SUDDEN DEATH". it was an ADHD medication.
🔗 15:06Lord_ZYRK: A lot of drugs actually have side effects that are what they cure
🔗 15:06 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: actual in Canada drug commercials list nothing but the side effects and never actually say what the drug does
🔗 15:06 SohNata: There needs to be a Snorsh Super Cut at some point
🔗 15:06 thetardis42: do you have a minor problem. Our drug can fix that but will kill you
🔗 15:06 RebelliousUno: He's been apropriated
🔗 15:06 Havtorn_Epsilon: Involontary Honoray Citizenship
🔗 15:06Cuddlesfordavinci: The keys to Snorsh
🔗 15:06 Eldrin13:
i forgot to reset my watch and just realized im an hour late for checkpoint 
🔗 15:06ravensshade: is there such a thing as dishonorable membership?
🔗 15:06 Manbeardo: Simonaj: TBH, almost all ADHD meds have sudden death as a potential side effect
🔗 15:06 GroutNASA: Horses are hard to tackle
🔗 15:06MadWaltz: "Honorary citizenship" seems to be Snorshian for "kidnapped"
🔗 15:06 GroutNASA: I should know
🔗 15:06 zyme86: Mongo is pawn in other man story
🔗 15:06 SageOfDawn: So, there is a gif somewhere from an anime or something with a guy being to angry he supplexes a deer...
🔗 15:07 TStodden: Need to add Weagles to the Snorsh Wiki page...
🔗 15:07 Eldrin13: wait how did that happen, im an hour in the wrong direction...
🔗 15:07ravensshade: weagle is snorshian for everything
🔗 15:07 Roboromantic: Hidingonuseridpirateship You figure out what they do by the side effects.
🔗 15:07 Supermane888: Poor bastard horse gets blind sided by the Hulk
🔗 15:07wabisabievan: I'm in favor of that picture sir horsetackler
🔗 15:07Valkyrie_Lemons: Someone actually punched a horse after a football/soccer game in the UK last year.
🔗 15:07Mr_wumbo7: Whats ur names im new
🔗 15:07 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: I literally just came into "AAAAAAUUUUUGH"
🔗 15:07StarFreak359: Mongo merely pawn in game of life.
🔗 15:07 Supermane888: Remember Kathleen, you still have the mute
🔗 15:07 GroutNASA: @Dont_skip_desert_bus_day you have good timing
🔗 15:07 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: and then I long pause
🔗 15:07 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Roboromantic worst bingo game ever
🔗 15:07 emberBecky: I like the image of someone tackling a horse. It just runs off with you on it's back.
🔗 15:07 zyme86: I'm imagining mongo from Blazing saddles
🔗 15:07 Chilie_Ilya: It's like tipping a cow
🔗 15:07 Aracuda: that username keeps reminding me of a question posed to UK Prime Minister David Cameron a few years ago: Does Mr Cameron think he can deck a horse with one punch
🔗 15:07 Hiramas: my damn stream is cutting out even on mobile...
🔗 15:07malcairad: don't remind Kathleen about her power!
🔗 15:08 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: desert bus will basically be right after I get my osap money...
🔗 15:08 emberBecky:
*its 
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: Mr_wumbo7: Paul on left in the red, Graham in the middle with the jacket, Kathleen on the right with the grey cardigan
🔗 15:08 Manbeardo: So, we're reproducing the scene from Holy Grail, but with a horse instead of disinterested guards?
🔗 15:08 Supermane888: Do NOT run at horse. Horses = damn damn heavy and big hooves
🔗 15:08 Roboromantic: Hidingonuseridpirateship Either this drug cures your anal leakage or it is for curing death.
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: (Graham's off camera at the minute)
🔗 15:08Mrlee3:
In Norway a deer tackled a fence and died 
🔗 15:08 SohNata: Oh wow, that is a serious frump from Paul
🔗 15:08 GroutNASA: The honorable Kathleen wishes to give Mr. Cameron her opinion: NEEIGH!
🔗 15:08questhere: its this an AA meeting?
🔗 15:08 Chilie_Ilya: Paul has mastered a cubed frump
🔗 15:08tailed_teller_of_tales just subscribed!
🔗 15:08 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, tailed_teller_of_tales! (Today's storm count: 19)
🔗 15:09Cuddlesfordavinci: Snorsh horses only have 1 and a half legs, easy to tackle...
🔗 15:09 SoAngry_I_Tackled_A_Horse: XD
🔗 15:09 SohNata:
Anger Manage Alcoholics Anonymous 
🔗 15:09 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 15:09 MadAndySims: Anger managament AA - didn't you guys do a sketch about that?
🔗 15:09 Ravynn:

🔗 15:09 GroutNASA: Breathtaking Anger Management Classes
🔗 15:09 CantWearHats: !stormcount
🔗 15:09 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 19
🔗 15:09 Navarran: Tackling any four legged creature bigger than you not strong in this format
🔗 15:09 azninja888: friends don't let friends tackle horses from the back
🔗 15:09 Nightvalien28: aint ama against medical advice?
🔗 15:09 Supermane888: "Then I did what any sensible person would do and bit it, right on the ***"
🔗 15:09Okipokute: should've gone for the full head into horse's anus
🔗 15:09 SohNata: There is Kathleen: It's called prison
🔗 15:09 AdmiralMemo: I'm imagining Teller from Penn & Teller, but with a tail
🔗 15:09 Supermane888: Kathleen "Bite it on the ***" De Vere
🔗 15:09 GroutNASA: @Supermane888 ++
🔗 15:09 Navarran: They tried Anger management groups, fights kept breaking out for SOME REASON
🔗 15:09 Tuckiozi: I'm a 12-step program
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: step 1, in the door
🔗 15:10 Aarek: are there 12 step programs for people addicted to 12 step programs?
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: step 2, closer to the chair
🔗 15:10 zyme86: Funny story, I learned yesterday that Corgies are herding dogs. They were bred to be just tall enough to nip at cattle's heels but be short enough to avoid the kick
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: step 3, getting there gradually...
🔗 15:10 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: YEAH Anubis!
🔗 15:10Cantwearcats: Shexual numbers?
🔗 15:10 MadAndySims: 382?! You dirty girl!
🔗 15:10 SageOfDawn: 382... She doesn't know.
🔗 15:10TomAllThumbs: step one cut a hole in the box?
🔗 15:10 Bronzefinger: Ooh pi, so hot
🔗 15:10 Nightvalien28: zyme86, yeah they need a ton of exercise daily to be healthy
🔗 15:10 Supermane888: @Zyme86 Then they were bred into being lap dogs
🔗 15:10questhere: step 4 get on the floor ,step 5 do the dinosaur
🔗 15:10 Havok4: 382 position. A advanced technique.
🔗 15:10 GroutNASA: Not so funny ad!
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo: What if you were born in March of 1982? Then 382 makes sense.
🔗 15:10 CantWearHats:
you don't know about the 382?
🔗 15:10Muffincider has a not so funny username
🔗 15:10 Chilie_Ilya: 382!? UGH, oh yeah
🔗 15:10 Tuckiozi: Nobody tell here about 382
🔗 15:10 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: me and my girlfriend tried a 382 once, but then we lost the cheese
🔗 15:10DiamondTiki: I am offended by 382
🔗 15:11wabisabievan: Maybe I should change mine to ScottishVirility
🔗 15:11 GroutNASA: It was appropriate
🔗 15:11Okipokute: that brings up a good question, what is the least sexy number?
🔗 15:11 Roboromantic: 17 is just for men.
🔗 15:11 GroutNASA: 17 is the Least Random Number
🔗 15:11DewMan001: 382! My father was murdered by a 382! I. sir, take offense to that!
🔗 15:11Valkyrie_Lemons: I could think of something for 17, but I don't think it's very appropriate.
🔗 15:11 Anubis169:
3.14159265 
🔗 15:11Cuddlesfordavinci: You need a sponge for 4
🔗 15:12 Eldrin13: Robromatic comedy sounds like a new movie genre waiting to happen
🔗 15:12 Hiramas: F* YOU internet provider!
🔗 15:12Cantwearcats: 8.85x10-6, oh yeah, I would totally bone the permittivity of a vacuum
🔗 15:12 Roboromantic: 3, of course.
🔗 15:12 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: 7
🔗 15:12 CantWearHats: you can only do a 17 on three days out of the year
🔗 15:12 Zipa8: Thats numberwang
🔗 15:12questhere: numberwang
🔗 15:12 Manbeardo: The most random number is all numbers
🔗 15:12 Chilie_Ilya: That's numberwang!
🔗 15:12Stormkorp: 17 is the lower random number
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: the most randomly chosen number?
🔗 15:12 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: ask graham when he comes back
🔗 15:12Stormkorp: 4711 is a large random number.
🔗 15:12 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: to pick a random number
🔗 15:12 Manbeardo: Meatbags are fascinated with primes
🔗 15:12aerobeing: The most non-random random number.
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: misleading title >_<
🔗 15:12SmoothHansen: He seems tired.
🔗 15:12 Eldrin13: we think numbers that are prime or look prime seem to be more random
🔗 15:13malcairad: 17 is the legal age in NY
🔗 15:13Ciro1029x: Cuz prime numbers
🔗 15:13Valkyrie_Lemons: Isn't 7 a lucky number?
🔗 15:13DiamondTiki: 17 is pretty amusing
🔗 15:13DewMan001: Maybe it's the syllabic structure?
🔗 15:13 LordChrusher: A number that would have nothing special about it would be special for that fact
🔗 15:13 MrPhlip: People avoid even numbers and multiples of 5, because they look "less random"
🔗 15:13 Eldrin13: also odd is more random than even
🔗 15:13DewMan001: Maybe we just find it nice to say?
🔗 15:13 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Choose a random number between 1-20? 21.
🔗 15:13 Angnor33: 17 Great Weapons.
🔗 15:13 the_lone_bard: For some reason humans gravitate towards half numbers. So 1-5 people will generally chose 3, 1-10 they'll chose 3-5-8, etc.
🔗 15:13MadWaltz: People feel weird picking a "random" number like 10, because so much is 10-based
🔗 15:13penguinbloke: Alex Bellos did a huge survey on this a couple of years ago
🔗 15:14 Supermane888:
Graham is first in line to buy 
🔗 15:14 Tuckiozi: Can the robot do a 382?
🔗 15:14 Senstaku: As the great philosophers Barenaked Ladies said, it's because 7 8 9.
🔗 15:14 SageOfDawn: Want to buy Paul-bot.
🔗 15:14Okipokute:

🔗 15:14SmoothHansen:

🔗 15:14 Anubis169: it's... Gigolo Joe! *does the AI twirl*
🔗 15:14Cuddlesfordavinci: Bs***t acquired
🔗 15:14 Roboromantic: Oh. My. God. Paul is doing a spot on me impression.
🔗 15:14 SoldieroFortune: Hatoful boyfriend on sale on Steam right now.
🔗 15:14 Vicrahealzgud: Need a Paul-bot now!
🔗 15:14SmoothHansen: 82k ?
🔗 15:14 Eldrin13: why would i want a robot to be a replica of me when it could be much much better
🔗 15:15 AdmiralMemo: I would buy that
🔗 15:15 RebelliousUno: shut up and taje my geni...i mean money
🔗 15:15 Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we know
🔗 15:15 GroutNASA: Bonus if you do what any rational person would do and bite it on the shiny metal ***
🔗 15:15 Spacecarl: What robot? I just see a completely normal Paul
🔗 15:15 Makaylastalks: need
🔗 15:15Okipokute: once the paul bot is mass produced...
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: bought
🔗 15:15 SohNata: Roboful Boyfriend?
🔗 15:15 MadAndySims: I don't think that commercial was actually being recorded
🔗 15:15 Pandasandpancakes: Turns out Wogan Nipple is a real thing - look at this image I found in a medical textbook:http://imgur.com/wpiyQ9k
🔗 15:15 SageOfDawn: But but but... It's not newtonian!!!!!!
🔗 15:15 the_lone_bard:
Oh Kathleen, you can mold my genitals in anything you want 
🔗 15:15DewMan001: Wait, when does Rebirth come out
🔗 15:15Taramoor: Hatoful Boyfriend? The cooest game ever!
🔗 15:15 CantWearHats: that was much less terrifying than I was expecting Pandasandpancakes
🔗 15:15 Krlnkir: Well, its nice that the Riker Center lets inmates engage in productive enterprise.
🔗 15:15 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: then the robot does a 382
🔗 15:15 Anubis169 rolls around everybirdie
🔗 15:16penguinbloke: Pandasandpancakes it's like staring at the sun
🔗 15:16 Supermane888: Graham first in line for bot, Kathleen close behind
🔗 15:16Okipokute: are the genitals detachable?
🔗 15:16 Pandasandpancakes: Cantwearhats I'm gearing up for Desert Bus - I'm trying to keep it suitable for the children
🔗 15:16 zyme86: Kathleen invents the first full sevice sex bot
🔗 15:16wabisabievan: I would watch the worst beauty pagent
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: Okipokute, only if strapped on in the first place
🔗 15:16 Makaylastalks: can I be a judge
🔗 15:16 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Zyme86 if anyone would
🔗 15:16Cuddlesfordavinci: Won by miss nylon
🔗 15:16Mowdownjoe: Just noticed: read the "Additional Notes" for the Linux version of Hatoful Boyfriend on their Steam page.
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo: Bzzzzzt... All other contestants are dead from the conductivity
🔗 15:16 Eldrin13: misss resistor didnt make the cut
🔗 15:16 CantWearHats: Mis Andry XD
🔗 15:16 Chilie_Ilya: ah, the Douchebag family, what a bunch
🔗 15:16 tehcrashxor: Woo, North Dakota!
🔗 15:17 Havok4: Our "talent" portion.
🔗 15:17 TStodden: Live from Sing Sing Prison! It's the Miss Conductivity Pageant!
🔗 15:17DiamondTiki:

🔗 15:17 AdmiralMemo: I'd say Illinois
🔗 15:17 GroutNASA: Percy Smythe Douchbag ... yay
🔗 15:17 RebelliousUno: wonder who wins Miss Ogeny?
🔗 15:17mikedaveharris: poor paul
🔗 15:17 Pandasandpancakes: 40,000 volts or votes?
🔗 15:17 Supermane888: Where's the candidate for Snorsh?
🔗 15:17 SageOfDawn: And thus Paul-bot begins.
🔗 15:17 Roboromantic: Miss Conductivity looks pretty shocked.
🔗 15:17 the_lone_bard: Oh god I wish I could animate so badly right now.
🔗 15:17LaconicLad: American, European or Japanese "full service"?
🔗 15:17 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: 40000 volts straight to the woodan nipples
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: oh jebus... that drawl is sickening, well done Kathleen you've imitated the announcers perfectly >_<
🔗 15:17wabisabievan: Would definitely watch worst pagent
🔗 15:17StarFreak359: oh dear.
🔗 15:17 Aracuda: id vote for Paul 'Ms Conductivity' Saunders
🔗 15:18 Eldrin13: YESSSSS
🔗 15:18 CantWearHats: [stream intensifies]
🔗 15:18rejizzle: Paul is a terrible women.
🔗 15:18Okipokute: miss earthquake?
🔗 15:18 AdmiralMemo: Rubber butt implants: would buy
🔗 15:18 Chilie_Ilya: !Panic
🔗 15:18 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 15:18StarFreak359: shaky camera intensifies
🔗 15:18 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: actually what would work best is a conductor down the spine to skip the rest of the body
🔗 15:18MadWaltz: Rubber would not be very conductive
🔗 15:18 MadAndySims: Ain't Ms Behaving, I'm saving ym volts for you
🔗 15:18 SohNata: Hey Graham, pick a number between 1 and 20. It's for Science.
🔗 15:18 the_lone_bard: If I had any soort of skills right now I would just take that audio and make an animation for it.
🔗 15:18 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: Hey Dr Graham pick a random number between 1 and 20
🔗 15:18 Chilie_Ilya: Hey Graham, pick a number between 1 and 20. It's for Science.
🔗 15:18 Havok4: Paul is a beautiful flower of womenhood.
🔗 15:18 Pandasandpancakes: Paul "I am a terrible woman" Saunders
🔗 15:18 azninja888: !help
🔗 15:18penguinbloke: The faradays cage bathing suit was a smart choice
🔗 15:19wabisabievan: Someone needs to be walking into a wall
🔗 15:19 Manbeardo: Miss Nebraska was later DQ'd after investigators found that she had a surgically implanted lightning rod
🔗 15:19MadWaltz: The trick is conducting the electricity to the correct places I gues
🔗 15:19 AdmiralMemo:
Today's? Don't you mean Friday's? 
🔗 15:19Mowdownjoe: Just noticed: the Steam page for the Linux version of hatoful Boyfriend notes that "There are no penguins".
🔗 15:19 Supermane888: Return of the ghost bottle cap
🔗 15:19 Pandasandpancakes: 2 is a prime
🔗 15:19 Roboromantic: 2 is prime.
🔗 15:19 malc: 2 is a prime
🔗 15:19 tehcrashxor: 2 is a prime
🔗 15:19 Vicrahealzgud: 2 is prime
🔗 15:19 TyrantTaco: 2 is a prime
🔗 15:19 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: 2 is a prime number
🔗 15:19 Lord_Durin: 2 is still prime
🔗 15:19rejizzle: 2 is a prime number
🔗 15:19SpacePotato01: Optimus is a Prime
🔗 15:19StarFreak359: FOR SCIENCE
🔗 15:19 Akaiatana:
2 is prime 
🔗 15:19 Chilie_Ilya: 2 is prime
🔗 15:19Cantwearcats: Graham pick a random vegetable!
🔗 15:19 SageOfDawn: 2 is a prime.
🔗 15:19 AdmiralMemo: 2 is Prime
🔗 15:19DiamondTiki: And prime spam
🔗 15:19 Roboromantic: And now chat goes insane.
🔗 15:19 Laserbeaks_Fury: Nerd Test!
🔗 15:19 SageOfDawn: The only even prime.
🔗 15:19 Castlewise: 2 is a stupid prime
🔗 15:19 LordChrusher: No, Graham had Johno as a gym teacher
🔗 15:19 Krlnkir: 2 is food!
🔗 15:19StarFreak359: 2 is totally a prime
🔗 15:19 Hiramas: Admiral Memo, dont discriminate against us poor people who had no chance to participate in the kickstarter!
🔗 15:19 grgriffin3: 2 is the cheapest prime.
🔗 15:19wabisabievan: prime response is strong
🔗 15:19 SageOfDawn:
2 is a beautiful prime 
🔗 15:19 CptnFalafel: @ is health
🔗 15:19 Flikerz1: 2 is prime...
🔗 15:19 CantWearHats: MATH
🔗 15:19ragnavalt: first time
🔗 15:19ragnavalt: in chat
🔗 15:19 CptnFalafel: 2 is health
🔗 15:19 Anaerin:
- Kathleen doesn't know prime numbers.
🔗 15:19 Havok4: Graham will you be despising us again this week?
🔗 15:19 Pandasandpancakes: Bai Paul
🔗 15:19 grgriffin3: 2 is food.
🔗 15:19 Supermane888: 2 is love, 2 is life
🔗 15:20 Chilie_Ilya: yay, Juplups!!!
🔗 15:20 the_lone_bard: People will generally chose 3-5-8-10-13-15-18-20 etc. If a magician ever asks you to pick a number, pick 1.
🔗 15:20 zyme86: yet 0 is not a number
🔗 15:20StarFreak359: Later, Paul!
🔗 15:20Lord_ZYRK:
Kathleen "I'm smart" De Vere 
🔗 15:20 zyme86: 0 is a sad concept
🔗 15:20 grgriffin3: Woo for Juplups!
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo:
hiramas: I know. I'm just joshing.
Sometimes I don't even take advantage of it and end up watching on Monday anyway.
🔗 15:20 Anaerin: the_lone_bard: I generally pick e.
🔗 15:20 LordChrusher: Zyme86: 0 is a number
🔗 15:20DiamondTiki:
CWH, pretty sure omitting that s is some sort of capital offence over there 
🔗 15:20StarFreak359:
Paul is a good sport 
🔗 15:20 CantWearHats:
what do you mean you people 
🔗 15:20 TyrantTaco: that blanket is awesome
🔗 15:20aerobeing: zyme86, infinity must equal zero percent.
🔗 15:20Mowdownjoe:
Graham hates chat, confirmed. 
🔗 15:20questhere: woo, moar psychonauts!
🔗 15:20ragnavalt: loved that video
🔗 15:20 Chilie_Ilya: Bak Bak~!
🔗 15:20Lord_ZYRK: "You people"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
🔗 15:20 Nightvalien28: graham hates us *gross sobbing*
🔗 15:20 Chilie_Ilya: Bak bak bak BAK BAK!\
🔗 15:20 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: just walk into a wall for 20 minutes
🔗 15:20 EiranAlestain: Chat is insane, yes. Quite a bit.
🔗 15:20 Flikerz1: You only realise its an ai, when it eats your prain
🔗 15:20 Krlnkir: Interview with game devs?
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo: lord_zyrk: I feel offended by Graham.
🔗 15:20Cuddlesfordavinci: Pesky elitist prime numbers won't divide with anyone else...
🔗 15:21 Nightvalien28: hahahah
🔗 15:21Kodra22: when do we get more Hatoful stream!?
🔗 15:21 Hiramas: I am watching the stream in my tablet on MOBILE now! emphasize with my plight and my hatred for my ISP
🔗 15:21 MadAndySims: I'm not even there and I got a shiver
🔗 15:21 azninja888: !bawk
🔗 15:21 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 15:21 SohNata: Does Graham hate chat more than Beej?
🔗 15:21 the_lone_bard: If that's how you react when Graham touches you, that must have been an awkward honeymoon.
🔗 15:21 zyme86: Make the mosie sound from behind her watch them slap the invisable mosquito
🔗 15:21aerobeing: zyme86, or, an actual quote: "zero must equal 100%"
🔗 15:21 Castlewise: Hiramas the absolutely worst first world problem
🔗 15:21 Nightvalien28: hiramas been there call them and give 'em hell
🔗 15:21 CantWearHats: Codawwww
🔗 15:21wabisabievan: CODAW
🔗 15:21 Krlnkir: COB-WOD-BLOPS
🔗 15:21 malc:
CoD 
🔗 15:21StarFreak359: hiramas, can I empathize instead?
🔗 15:21 grgriffin3:
CoD 
🔗 15:21 AdmiralMemo: Cod Blops Zops: would buy
🔗 15:21 Eldrin13: Id play Cod-Ob-Blobs-2014
🔗 15:21ragnavalt: your mom
🔗 15:21 LordChrusher: Graham and I had a gym teacher who when asking you to pick a number, would always want 2 as the answer
🔗 15:21aerobeing: ZOPS: CODBLOPS
🔗 15:22Omni_42: I have achieved both achievable columns. I feel good.
🔗 15:22 Hiramas: StarFreak359 whatever you want
🔗 15:22 Makaylastalks: im in take the money
🔗 15:22 CptnFalafel: AutoCOD
🔗 15:22ragnavalt: I want a christmas present
🔗 15:22mikedaveharris: destiny has the kalbal
🔗 15:22 Makaylastalks: all the money
🔗 15:22 Krlnkir: Awww, geez, does he give you his weird alien bible?
🔗 15:22Okipokute: o__o CoD will literally f00k your mom
🔗 15:22 grgriffin3: This just got too real.
🔗 15:22aerobeing: Okipokute, lol
🔗 15:22SmoothHansen just subscribed!
🔗 15:22 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SmoothHansen! (Today's storm count: 20)
🔗 15:22 Tuckiozi: Ma Dandy Sims
🔗 15:22 Nightvalien28: ragnavalt, I got you this silicon genital
🔗 15:22 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 15:22 Krlnkir:

🔗 15:22 Hiramas: Nightvalien28 no chance, I already pay half of normal for a long-time problems, but I have no alternative. So I watch on 4G network now. And yes, first world problem
🔗 15:22 Bakufreak:

🔗 15:22 AdmiralMemo: Mad... and Y simms?
🔗 15:23keithc92: wow teeth
🔗 15:23 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: good thing I don't play call of duty
🔗 15:23 Castlewise: Nightvalien28 is it a single ball?
🔗 15:23 Pandasandpancakes: Stijn?
🔗 15:23Cuddlesfordavinci: Poor regular Hansen
🔗 15:23DewMan001: mmmmmBOP
🔗 15:23 Nightvalien28:
Castlewise, maybe 
🔗 15:23DirgeNovak: I come back just in time to hear Kathleen say "eff your mom"
🔗 15:23 Supermane888: Chair offering intensifies
🔗 15:23 TheAmazingHobo: As always, joining the Stream during Kathleen-Kommercials is both exhilarating and incredibly confusing.
🔗 15:23 Laserbeaks_Fury: Smooth Hansen is the creepy brother Chris doesn't want anyone to know about
🔗 15:23 MadAndySims: Heheh, I'm puzzling Kathleen
🔗 15:23 grgriffin3: Too smooth.
🔗 15:23 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: bidet of evil, that's an awesome username
🔗 15:23 Castlewise:
Nightvalien28 .... on a chain 
🔗 15:23 AdmiralMemo: bidet of evil?
🔗 15:23aerobeing: @ Bidet of the Dead
🔗 15:23 the_lone_bard: It is now!
🔗 15:23 Pandasandpancakes: Those are both pretty good
🔗 15:23wabisabievan: It will be soon
🔗 15:23 Roboromantic: And chat makes a mad rush to twitter.
🔗 15:23 Chilie_Ilya: OMHAGHERD
🔗 15:23 Eldrin13: that is pretty fantastic
🔗 15:23 Krlnkir: I think an evil bidet is worse than a zombie bidet.
🔗 15:23questhere: mad synonyms
🔗 15:23LaconicLad: Like a smooth-jazz version of Mmm-bop?
🔗 15:23DiamondTiki:
bidet of the dead 
🔗 15:23 Eldrin13: clearly someone has been at work in the username factory
🔗 15:24 Lord_Durin: Grapeshot needs to Re-sub now
🔗 15:24 azninja888: bidet of evil: instead of water, it sprays raw hatred
🔗 15:24 Hiramas: CantWearHats awkward gif
🔗 15:24 Supermane888: that gif looks like unwilling prostate exam.
🔗 15:24 AdmiralMemo: cantwearhats: That... Wow...
🔗 15:24questhere: mad cinnamons
🔗 15:24keithc92: what the ***
🔗 15:24 grgriffin3: Impressive, CWH!
🔗 15:24Fullmetalraiser: !storm
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 20
🔗 15:24 CantWearHats: hot spicy poo
🔗 15:24 MadAndySims: Just so you know, I intend to use that commercial.
🔗 15:24ragnavalt: very nice
🔗 15:24 Supermane888: !next
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PST (5m from now)
🔗 15:24Muffincider just stole @BidetoftheDead
🔗 15:24 SmoothHansen: Clap Clap Clap
🔗 15:24DiamondTiki: #HotSpicyPoo
🔗 15:24Cuddlesfordavinci: That's the worst kind of poo...
🔗 15:24 AdmiralMemo: muffincider: Awwww
🔗 15:24 the_lone_bard: Crazy people full of hot spicy ***?.. Huh, so that's where Rupert Murdoch brought the Australian government.
🔗 15:24Mowdownjoe: !stormcount
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 20
🔗 15:24 Tuckiozi: oh, the nipple simulator is back
🔗 15:25Lancer873: Can I get the variety with just the mild poo?
🔗 15:25 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: !advice
🔗 15:25 LRRbot: Just dome 'em.
🔗 15:25StarFreak359: I think it's time for Grape_Shot to subscribe...
🔗 15:25RMills90: Kathleen "Hot Spicy Poo" De Vere
🔗 15:25aerobeing: Isn't it already booked?
🔗 15:25 Roboromantic: And you know someone is going to read it bid-ette of the dead.
🔗 15:25 Laserbeaks_Fury: Thorn?
🔗 15:25 Myrniss: "bee-debt of the dead?"
🔗 15:25 Lord_Durin: #FirstWorldDestinyProblems
🔗 15:25Paddon10: please subscribe now and help this poor lady buy more crack
🔗 15:25bobheadbob1: <message deleted>????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????????????? ????????????????????
🔗 15:25 LRRbot: bobheadbob1: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (box drawing or block elements). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 15:26 AdmiralMemo: Whoa
🔗 15:26 LordChrusher: quantum is a buzz word at this point
🔗 15:26 Supermane888: @Myrniss Bid-ay of the dead
🔗 15:26 CantWearHats: good shooting LRRbot
🔗 15:26Acrispmichael: I want LRR to do a TED talk!!!
🔗 15:26 Manbeardo: @BidetOfTheDead totally already exists
🔗 15:26 AdmiralMemo: I got it before LRRbot?
🔗 15:26 VmKid: That... that was a penis.
🔗 15:26 grgriffin3: Kathleen "Charity crack" de Vere.
🔗 15:26wabisabievan: "Charity crack"
🔗 15:26 Supermane888: that was a fascinating comment for the instant it was there
🔗 15:26 Pandasandpancakes: Charity Crack is the worst
🔗 15:26 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Wabisabievan don't talk back
🔗 15:26Okipokute: pity crack?
🔗 15:26il_Ginosaji: she's not high on crack, she's high on cats
🔗 15:26 TheAmazingHobo: Lrrbot don´t play that s**t.
🔗 15:26 azninja888: Kathleen "I have Crack at home" DeVere
🔗 15:26questhere: make sure you talk abotu hte cloud
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Get ye flask.
🔗 15:26wabisabievan: I want to hear that take on the folk snng
🔗 15:26 Supermane888: Kathleen is permanently high on all the things
🔗 15:26wabisabievan: song*
🔗 15:26Okipokute: that's not crack! that's cat dander!
🔗 15:27 CantWearHats: SQBZ
🔗 15:27StarFreak359: AdmiralMemo! Faster than a speeding LRRBot! gj! ^_^
🔗 15:27 AdmiralMemo: I didn't know LRRbot auto-banned those, and I saw "has been banned 2 times" in the message.
🔗 15:27 Roboromantic: And I'm already asleep.
🔗 15:27 the_lone_bard: The Australian government science committee's latest release: .....The Lib parties latest release :The quantum particles are causing the climate warming because of the gravitons and the photons.
🔗 15:27 CantWearHats:

🔗 15:27 Chilie_Ilya: Consumerfocusloops in online beedyboops.
🔗 15:27 MrPhlip: Memo: It didn't auto-ban them until quite recently
🔗 15:27Okipokute: the twats and the tweets?
🔗 15:27 AdmiralMemo: I suspect LRRbot had to process all of the message.
🔗 15:27 Bawkbawkboo1: would you say it promotes.... synergy?
🔗 15:27 Krlnkir: A million dollars is NOTHING.
🔗 15:27 Anubis169:
thanks Kathleen, I spent that money well 
🔗 15:27 SketchyDetails: Hmm. Wonder what someone got busted streaming
🔗 15:28 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I missed it what was banned?
🔗 15:28 SohNata: Are the Twats and Tweets like the Birds and the Bees?
🔗 15:28wabisabievan: Sooo Wolf of Social media
🔗 15:28 mtg21: o god *** facebook connect... why is this still a thing
🔗 15:28 RebelliousUno: does it gwt ascii art now mrphlip?
🔗 15:28 AdmiralMemo: !ban bobheadbob1
🔗 15:28 Tripleyew: need more use of "synergies" and "sea change" and "managing the optics"
🔗 15:28 Krlnkir:
You can't do
all with a million dollars
🔗 15:28 CantWearHats: heh, brogrammers
🔗 15:28 Eldrin13: i think you meant blow-grammers
🔗 15:28Gnyrinn: That was a weird time to come back into the stream
🔗 15:28 Laserbeaks_Fury: Andrew and Matt Streambrogrammers
🔗 15:28Okipokute: lavabros?
🔗 15:28 AdmiralMemo: hidingonuseridpirateship: It was ASCII art of genitals
🔗 15:28 Mr_Horrible: doing blow off a lavabear
🔗 15:29 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: ah
🔗 15:29 Krlnkir: Oh man, I need that app
🔗 15:29 RebelliousUno: memo didn't look like that on mobile Lol
🔗 15:29 Mr_Horrible: the worst indulgence
🔗 15:29 NapalmSideburns: the app pretention?
🔗 15:29 Krlnkir: I have so many lava bear related problems
🔗 15:29 LordChrusher: App retention sounds painful
🔗 15:29 Tripleyew:
we used to (unofficially) keep a scorecard for BS/buzzwords in business meetings - the number of times some chowderhead said "open the kimono" or something equivalent.
-heads, the lot of them.
🔗 15:29 AdmiralMemo: hidingonuseridpirateship: I'm wondering which I find worse... The genitals or the Hitler faces
🔗 15:29Meltalar: #lavabears!
🔗 15:29 beowuuf: seems dec
🔗 15:29 Chilie_Ilya: sounds suspiciously like asps
🔗 15:29n_mandrag: never inject lavabears into your veins...
🔗 15:29SpacePotato01: what is this, Planet of the Apps?
🔗 15:29 MadTheorist: The Apse?
🔗 15:29 zyme86: threat of death by bears
🔗 15:29Okipokute: apprentention sounds like a word
🔗 15:29 Laserbeaks_Fury: Maulitize
🔗 15:29 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I'm impressed it can autoblock those
🔗 15:29 DoktorLoy: Kathleen, you could easily replace our CEO and no one would notice
🔗 15:29 zyme86: the #1 threat to america: Lava Bears
🔗 15:29 AdmiralMemo: rebelliousuno: Also not on IRC, but I suspect the bots are formatted for web
🔗 15:29 TheAmazingHobo: That became almost a jingle at the end.
🔗 15:30wabisabievan: No seriously faces have been melted by molten cocaine
🔗 15:30questhere: can I synchronize my lava bear with the cloud?
🔗 15:30 Chilie_Ilya: so that's what a B&B is
🔗 15:30 TheArchitectX: Lava bear hookers
🔗 15:30 Eldrin13: always need more blow and bears...
🔗 15:30 beowuuf: blow 'n' bears is my johnny cash covers album
🔗 15:30 RebelliousUno: yeah i presume that
🔗 15:30 Castlewise: crank up the B and crank up the B
🔗 15:30Okipokute: blow 'n bears?
🔗 15:30 Supermane888: What costs more, the lava bears or the blow?
🔗 15:30SpacePotato01: I wonder if there are larva bears.
🔗 15:30 Supermane888: I ask for purely professional purposes
🔗 15:30 Roboromantic: That means get asian funding.
🔗 15:30 ufokraana: The worst one I know is "rotating the scrubs"
🔗 15:30 TheAmazingHobo: Maybe some guy was wearing a Kimono ? And he was hot, so he wanted to see him naked ?
🔗 15:30 Tripleyew: "open the kimono" - to share secrets or knowledge... with no apparent thought to the sexual overtone
🔗 15:30 the_lone_bard: "Seachange" means someone who moves to the coast from the not-coast...
🔗 15:30Muffincider: In truth Kathleen is your CEO
🔗 15:30 emberBecky: I feel a lava bear would be a sub-optimal surface for doing blow off of. Though I know little about both.
🔗 15:30Cantwearcats: I think that's just what you do before doing blow off a hooker
🔗 15:30aerobeing: Lavabears run in terror when they see lavaweagles.
🔗 15:30 SohNata: I remember a guy at work clearly misheard 'Paradigm Shift' and always called it 'Paradigm Twist''.
🔗 15:30 CantWearHats: Temple...of the Lava Weagles!
🔗 15:30Mowdownjoe: Lava Weagles = Fantasy Snorsh?
🔗 15:31 zyme86: Lava needs to be a template you create
🔗 15:31Meltalar: better than Lava Leeches!
🔗 15:31 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 20
🔗 15:31StarFreak359: Kathleen is best CEO
🔗 15:31Okipokute: lava weagles should be surprise final boss in temple of lava bears
🔗 15:31 Shocksplicer: Sea Change: an Australian drama from the 90s.
🔗 15:31 Aracuda: these adverts keep making me more and more appalled. good job Kathleen
🔗 15:31 Chilie_Ilya: Beowuuf for some reason I thought of Jhonny Vegas...
🔗 15:31 Bawkbawkboo1: Sohnata lol
🔗 15:31 GroutNASA: Lava-Bending Weagle
🔗 15:31 AdmiralMemo: Lava Weagles = the worst... Just one of them would wreck a max-level party
🔗 15:31DirgeNovak: I want Kathleen to DM a Temple of the Lava Weagles D&D campaign now
🔗 15:31 Anubis169: we keep one at work, our current high-runners are "Cloud", "IP", and my personal hatred word... "Content"
🔗 15:31Taichanie: Someone get Jer to add lava weagles.
🔗 15:31StarFreak359: Best Practices
🔗 15:31 NapalmSideburns: CEO Kathleen, you could to worse
🔗 15:31 Tripleyew: you're right on target, Kathleen - not just business, but Federal Gubmint Business!
🔗 15:31 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: for all we know weagles are part bear
🔗 15:31 Tripleyew: I'd vote for CEO Kathleen
🔗 15:32 Supermane888: Weird idioms are the best though, some of my personal favourites: "As useless as tits on a bull", and "Stands out like dog balls on a canary"
🔗 15:32Kurisugohan: "infestment"
🔗 15:32 MadTheorist: "infestment"?
🔗 15:32 AdmiralMemo: Weasels, Beagles, and Bears! Oh my!
🔗 15:32simonAJ: how much can graham bench
🔗 15:32Valkyrie_Lemons: Can I get tax break if I move my HQ to Snorsh?
🔗 15:32SpacePotato01: *checks bank account* ... =(
🔗 15:32mikedaveharris: send porfessor hojo there
🔗 15:32 CMGaldre: Whenever Kathleen does these I feel like watching Transylvania 6-5000
🔗 15:32 Aracuda: Mount Snorsh: a volcano that spews out weagles, not lava
🔗 15:32 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: why not get investors from Arstotzka?
🔗 15:32 Krlnkir: There are volcanos in SE-europe, aren't there?
🔗 15:32 AdmiralMemo: supermane888: You are the second one I've heard that bull one from. Never heard the canary one
🔗 15:32 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PST (2m ago)
🔗 15:33 Havok4: He was on the run from the username police last week.
🔗 15:33 LordChrusher: Snorsh Lady, I have no bank account. Will suitcase of euros work?
🔗 15:33Lord_ZYRK: CMGaldre, oh man, I haven't seen that in years
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:33 PM
🔗 15:33 Anubis169: he was on the run from the username police
🔗 15:33 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: you told a story that had a pirate ship in it
🔗 15:33 zyme86: do you even lift?
🔗 15:33Ciro1029x: Can Featherweight please draw a map of Snorsh, I feel it would be pretty great
🔗 15:33simonAJ: Graham can bench 4. I will note this down in my notepad
🔗 15:33 CantWearHats: more than two less than a million
🔗 15:33 Tripleyew: bruh, do you even bench?
🔗 15:33simonAJ: Thank you Graham
🔗 15:33 AdmiralMemo: 4... units
🔗 15:33 Supermane888: @Admiralmemo Growing up on a farm means you hear some ***, man. The things sailors could learn from my father... *shudder*
🔗 15:33 Roboromantic: Do you even prototype?
🔗 15:33 CMGaldre: lord_zyrk It's so goooooood even if the ratings on the internet say it isn't
🔗 15:33 Myrniss: Do you bench in bulk or volume?
🔗 15:33Okipokute: bench 3 pikachaos or 4?
🔗 15:33 AdmiralMemo: Graham can bench 4 units...
🔗 15:33CelticStag: Graham can bench 4 cows which is the rough equivalent of 2 bears, 1 surrak, or 10 cams
🔗 15:34 AdmiralMemo: Oh yeah... 4 Pikas
🔗 15:34Lord_ZYRK:
CMGaldre, that's because it's good in a bad way 
🔗 15:34 SohNata: Peak Pika?
🔗 15:34 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: imstuckinausernamefactoryhidingonuseridpirateship
🔗 15:34SmilelyDude:
hey G when will GPLP be on ? 
🔗 15:34 Trippzen: 4 kilometers. That'
🔗 15:34 Trippzen: s the right unit isn't it?
🔗 15:34SpacePotato01: waits
🔗 15:34n_mandrag: pika got benched several times allready
🔗 15:34 Seabats:
Four
'a
🔗 15:34 Stoffern: 4 Pikas is more Pikas than you have
🔗 15:34 Pandasandpancakes: 2 Pikas> 1 Kathleen
🔗 15:34aerobeing: 90 pounds is still a lot to bench
🔗 15:34SpacePotato01: if Pika is 90 lbs
🔗 15:34 the_lone_bard: 4 Pikas probably still weighs about 45pounds.
🔗 15:34Mowdownjoe: HAI ADAM
🔗 15:34Valkyrie_Lemons: Is this the crazy Imperial Units I've heard of? You should really use Metric guys.
🔗 15:34Taichanie: 4 Pika's at 90 pounds is 360 pounds.
🔗 15:34Gnyrinn: To bench. That means to scrawl distinct prime numbers on a bench with a pocket knife, right?
🔗 15:34 Eldrin13: 4x90 is a lot
🔗 15:34 SmoothHansen:

🔗 15:34 DoktorLoy: I doubt I could bench even 1 Pika
🔗 15:34SpacePotato01:
then Kathleen is 360 lbs?
Does she have DU bones? 
🔗 15:34 plummeting_sloth: Pieka= actual human. Good to know
🔗 15:34 AdmiralMemo: Can someone build 3 more Pikas please? I want more cute!
🔗 15:34aerobeing:
Taichanie, Graham can bench Pika's xbox. 
🔗 15:34skycow007: Dear Dr. Graham -- I sent you an email about running Escape Velocity on the streaming PC
🔗 15:34 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Kathleen confirmed being 360 pounds
🔗 15:34 Anubis169: 2.5 Pikas = 1 Bill
🔗 15:34 CantWearHats: Memo I don't know if the world is ready for that much adorbs
🔗 15:34 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: here's them in order imstuckinausernamefactorystillstuckinuseridfactory
🔗 15:35 Supermane888: I reckon I could bench 1 Graham
🔗 15:35questhere: Paul is in the walls
🔗 15:35Kodra22 just subscribed!
🔗 15:35 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Kodra22! (Today's storm count: 21)
🔗 15:35Chosendark1: Kathleen is Wolverine with those heavy metal bones
🔗 15:35 Tripleyew: Is Paul recording his eatings for eventual streaming and monetization?
🔗 15:35 TheAmazingHobo: Subtle.
🔗 15:35 CantWearHats: LongDongSilver69
🔗 15:35 Chilie_Ilya:

🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo: cantwearhats: She is actually just as adorable in person, too... Just so tiny...
🔗 15:35 Seabats:
I can bench my body weight in scrub 
🔗 15:35Gnyrinn: Fancy a Jolly Rodger?
🔗 15:35 lathostiran: As the Chat Connects
🔗 15:35ragnavalt: when are you and graham gonna do the lets play?
🔗 15:35 CantWearHats: Upstage lads, this is my only number!
🔗 15:35 TStodden: !novelty
🔗 15:35 Anubis169: LongJohnSilver69?? "Yeah and I bet you think ZeroCool isn't taken yet either..."
🔗 15:35 the_lone_bard: Seabats that's because your bodyweight is scrub.
🔗 15:35 Roboromantic: Pirate noises is my Pet Sounds cover album.
🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo: cantwearhats: I was prepared for her smallness and it still surprised me.
🔗 15:35 CantWearHats: when you're a professional piraaaate
🔗 15:35 Navarran: CWH MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND!!!!!!
🔗 15:35 Chilie_Ilya: Long ? tee-hee
🔗 15:36 Navarran: That's what the job's about
🔗 15:36 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: rufio wasn't a pirate he was a lost boy
🔗 15:36 Eldrin13: Rufio wasnt a pirate...
🔗 15:36StarFreak359:
CWH 
🔗 15:36 Seabats: That's.... what I was saying.
🔗 15:36 Spacecarl: Props Cantwearhats . Best movie.
🔗 15:36 CantWearHats: dead tom's DEAD! long john shot 'im!
🔗 15:36 Eldrin13: he was killed by a pirate...
🔗 15:36 Navarran: Dammit cwh, I have to w3atch that now
🔗 15:36 malc: the Kroze nest? oh no
🔗 15:36 the_lone_bard: Well good then. I'm glad we agree.
🔗 15:36 Laserbeaks_Fury: !russel
🔗 15:36 CantWearHats: yeeesss Navarran yeeeees
🔗 15:36Lord_ZYRK:
I can put my bodyweight on a bench 
🔗 15:36 Navarran: Dead Tom's always been dead
🔗 15:36penguinbloke: Rufio and pirates did not mix well
🔗 15:36 Akaiatana: This fugitive is nigh-uncatchable due to their ability to take on new aliases
🔗 15:36 zyme86: Rufi-O-84. Rufia-O-84, Rufi-O-84
🔗 15:36 AdmiralMemo: Why does Kathleen sound like Tiny Tim?
🔗 15:36Omni_42: He's 10 and seen Hook?
🔗 15:36 Navarran: Seriously, That film was where I learnt Tim curry has an amazing singing voice
🔗 15:36 Seabats: RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 15:37 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: nobody is rushing to twitter for that name
🔗 15:37 TheAmazingHobo: This is the most inconclusive rap-battle I have ever seen.
🔗 15:37 CantWearHats: BANGARANG
🔗 15:37 Pandasandpancakes: Myrniss Wut
🔗 15:37Lord_ZYRK: Pandasandpancakes, Homestuck
🔗 15:37 Myrniss: Panda: don't ask...
🔗 15:37 Seabats: YOU CANT FIGHT, you can't fly, you can't even CROW
🔗 15:37 Rcraddz:
Navarran, you obviously never saw Rock Horror 
🔗 15:37skycow007: Hey Graham -- sent you an email at your lrr address regarding playing Escape Velocity on modern hardware
🔗 15:37Omni_42: Heeey seabutts
🔗 15:37 Navarran: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing
🔗 15:37 AdmiralMemo: Myrniss, You got enough Noooo there?
🔗 15:37 sticks_abuser: is twitch being a butt?
🔗 15:37 Corran__horn: Is it bad that this makes me want to add a user "MayorRobFord"
🔗 15:37 Chilie_Ilya: !broke
🔗 15:37 Supermane888: Finding bad usernames that haven't been taken isn't always easy
🔗 15:37 Navarran: Rcraddz: I watched Muppet treasure Island when i was EIGHT
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: aaaand broken
🔗 15:37 Seabats: Nicolas picolas or *** RIOT
🔗 15:37 Nightvalien28: hush graham just go with it
🔗 15:37 Nightvalien28: aaaan broken
🔗 15:37 Myrniss: AdmiralMemo, sorry about that. i googled the image and didn't check the URL
🔗 15:37Zapblastspace: oh god Kathleen is drunk again
🔗 15:37JohneyS: Kathleen is the worst Canadian.
🔗 15:37 Laserbeaks_Fury: And you call yourself a Canadian? FOR SHAME
🔗 15:37Mowdownjoe: Kathleen offended Graham's Canadian sensibilities.
🔗 15:37 grgriffin3: Somewhere a hockey purist explodes in rage.
🔗 15:37 the_lone_bard: Nicholas Pickolas is my SamuraiPunk ceo ripoff.
🔗 15:37Taichanie: And thats how Kathleen was kicked out of canada.
🔗 15:37senshi5609: he broke Kathleen
🔗 15:37 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen = brokedn
🔗 15:37 Navarran: Rcraddz, Rocky horror picture show was non appropriate
🔗 15:37 Bawkbawkboo1: This has gone to a profoundly weird place
🔗 15:38 Spolin: Corran__horn, Rob Ford isn't Mayor anymore
🔗 15:38Okipokute: lost in the *** vortex
🔗 15:38 AdmiralMemo: Myrniss, It's OK
🔗 15:38AstroBase: Log in to watch Kathleen fake die. Business as usual at the moon base I see.
🔗 15:38mikedaveharris: kathleen has had too much coffee
🔗 15:38fuzzygenius: this may be the best thing i have watched in monhts
🔗 15:38Cantwearcats:
What the sweet buttery *** just happened? 
🔗 15:38 SohNata: Also guys - What's the plans with streaming during/before/after Desert Bus? I assume little to no, but wanted t check.
🔗 15:38 Rcraddz:
Navarran, its educational 
🔗 15:38 CantWearHats: are you a wizard
🔗 15:38 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 15:38 zyme86: Kathleen just broke canada
🔗 15:38 technic_AL: not enough coffee
🔗 15:38 Supermane888: Graham, it's time to hit the mute.
🔗 15:38 plummeting_sloth: I want to go into Hockey and become known as "The Okay one"
🔗 15:38wabisabievan: Gordy is a wizard on the moon
🔗 15:38 Nightvalien28: Cantwearcats, don't even worry about it
🔗 15:38 Stoffern: I cant wait for someone rquesting donator comercials at 4 AM during Kathleens driver shift...
🔗 15:38 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: so chat source, what should I be next time?
🔗 15:38 LordChrusher: Gordie Howe: Mr Hockey
🔗 15:38 Havok4: Kathleen is no worse than normal graham but you don't need us to tell you that.
🔗 15:38 Corran__horn: Spolin A bad commercial for him would still be awesome
🔗 15:38 Seabats: R U A HOCKEY WIZARD
🔗 15:38StarFreak359:
no Grape_Shot, though 
🔗 15:38Cuddlesfordavinci: Kathleen.exe has encountered an error and will now shut down
🔗 15:38 SohNata: That's a fantastic name
🔗 15:39 AdmiralMemo: That is AWESOME
🔗 15:39 Anubis169: hahahaha
🔗 15:39 CantWearHats: insurmountable skull fort!
🔗 15:39 Nightvalien28: the hell
🔗 15:39wabisabievan: I want a cranial dreadnaught
🔗 15:39 LordChrusher: Wayne Gretzky: The Great One
🔗 15:39lugthor: marooned on an ip desert island
🔗 15:39 grgriffin3: THAT IS WONDERFUL
🔗 15:39 CantWearHats: jokesfall!
🔗 15:39n_mandrag:
how... much....crack ??
🔗 15:39TAOTheCrab: OverthrowingAUserIDPirateShip?
🔗 15:39 AdmiralMemo: JOKESFALL!
🔗 15:39 Nightvalien28: jokefall
🔗 15:39Mowdownjoe: JOEKSFALLS
🔗 15:39 Lysander_Gustav: The guys at Destiny seem to be having a bunch of fun
🔗 15:39 CantWearHats: yes featherweight_ yeeeeeees!
🔗 15:39 Pandasandpancakes: yes Featherweight_ yesssss
🔗 15:39 Lord_Durin: The skullfort is also classified as "Inviincible type"
🔗 15:39 Zibanitu: They HEAAAAAAAL good!
🔗 15:39 Stooky_Bill: oh featherweight
🔗 15:39 SmoothHansen: HURRRAY
🔗 15:39 Nightvalien28: oh wow featherweight
🔗 15:39PaulTechFixin: FW thats fantasttic!
🔗 15:39 the_lone_bard: I think you made the Graham stall for a second there.
🔗 15:39 Navarran: featherweight_, I am UPPING my donation for that!
🔗 15:39 Zibanitu: I knew that they would!
🔗 15:39 Bawkbawkboo1: Nice job Featherweight
🔗 15:40 Bakufreak: worth 5 dollars
🔗 15:40 TStodden: A Wurmgle... that'll be haunting for a while.
🔗 15:40Cantwearcats: An amused bush?
🔗 15:40 medicalvampire: D8
🔗 15:40 AdmiralMemo: Teller of Penn and Teller? With a tail?
🔗 15:40 TheAmazingHobo: I must not weagle.Weagles are the mind-killer.
🔗 15:40n_mandrag: wurmgle.... at least a CR30 encounter...
🔗 15:40 medicalvampire: I did not need that mental image
🔗 15:40 CantWearHats: I thought you said they would be LESS weird Kathleen
🔗 15:40 Supermane888:

🔗 15:40 Krlnkir: Well. That was a tale.
🔗 15:41 Supermane888: This got weird quick.
🔗 15:41 Makaylastalks: >< need scrub brain
🔗 15:41DiamondTiki: That's not less weird!
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: CantWearHats, and you believed?
🔗 15:41 Anubis169:
wow... remember to take a breath 
🔗 15:41 NapalmSideburns:
featherweight_, has a patreon, and he is awesome!!! 
🔗 15:41 Lord_Hosk: Featherweight who is the second best LoadingReadyComic
🔗 15:41 CantWearHats: ho ho ho ho ho soloooo
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: we need a featherweight command
🔗 15:41 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: as opposed to rough hansen
🔗 15:41 malc: mmmmmm bop.
🔗 15:41 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. LRR: When is featherweight getting directly on the LRR site?
🔗 15:41 CMGaldre: Yeeeeeesssss
🔗 15:41 Stoffern: smooth...
🔗 15:41 the_lone_bard: Do eet!
🔗 15:41 Chilie_Ilya: !NAUGHTY
🔗 15:41 CMGaldre: You must
🔗 15:41 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: dooooo ittt
🔗 15:41 the_lone_bard: DOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
🔗 15:41 Krlnkir: Mute button
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: oh god
🔗 15:41Boldlytheyrode: do it pls
🔗 15:41 Aracuda: that welcome is just 15 seconds of kathleen giggling
🔗 15:41 FinAzvandi: PG only!
🔗 15:41 grgriffin3: Dear god.
🔗 15:41 TStodden: I can see a Lava Wurmgle coming soon as a very dark sequel to the Temple of the Lava Bears
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: brace yourselves
🔗 15:41Cantwearcats: yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
🔗 15:41SpacePotato01: Kathleen has been activated
🔗 15:41 Supermane888: But do it anyway
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: FULL TILT ALERT
🔗 15:42 CantWearHats: so smooth!
🔗 15:42 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 15:42penguinbloke: smoooooth
🔗 15:42 SohNata: You broke de Graham
🔗 15:42 AdmiralMemo: Mmmmm bop... Yeah... Mmmmmm bop....
🔗 15:42 FinAzvandi: Yesssss Kathleen yessss
🔗 15:42 Nightvalien28: jhahahahahahaha
🔗 15:42 Ravynn: Kathleen Breaks Graham....smooth operator
🔗 15:42TomAllThumbs: *swoon*
🔗 15:42 Roboromantic: Pls... Kathleen... pls why?
🔗 15:42 azninja888: !adult
🔗 15:42 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 15:42 Supermane888: Smooth Hansen sounds like he has to offer himself a seat
🔗 15:42 SmoothHansen:
Wonderful
🔗 15:42Seirhune: I ambled in at an interesting moment.
🔗 15:42 DrewDaDruid: I'm scared
🔗 15:42 sticks_abuser: honk honk
🔗 15:42senshi5609: is she this goofy in all the times?
🔗 15:42 Drunk_Gary: hello lrr folks and lrr chat
🔗 15:42 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: next week someone should sub as "last subscriber today"
🔗 15:43Lord_ZYRK: Drunk_Gary, it seems like it's been a while
🔗 15:43 Navarran: HidingOnUseridPirateShip, Then someone else as "Just one more subscriber"
🔗 15:43 TheAmazingHobo: This escalated at the exact rate that was to be expected given previous experience.
🔗 15:43 CantWearHats: please, Mr Snakeyface was my father, call me Brian
🔗 15:43 Seabats: YES loopy Kathleen yessssssss
🔗 15:43 featherweight_:
Oh my DB shipment landed
🔗 15:43 Navarran: Not the Cobra WOBOT
🔗 15:43 Papperslappen: Smooth Hansen and his wingman Drunk Jensen, the ultimate pickup team.
🔗 15:43 Supermane888: Discount knock off Cobra
🔗 15:43 Lord_Hosk:
WWW.Pateron.com/Bleached_White_Skeleton_Way_better_than_featherweight 
🔗 15:43 Drunk_Gary: it has lord zyrk i was going through some dark *** so drunk gary will be sober gary for a while.
🔗 15:43n_mandrag: lake james ?
🔗 15:43wabisabievan: Oh god no not the poo dimension
🔗 15:43 Krlnkir: That sounds like something that would happen in minecraft
🔗 15:43 Navarran: Papperslappen, and their angry dad, Legless JC
🔗 15:43 Nightvalien28: it found james' hole
🔗 15:43Seirhune: So....do you guys drink before this stream usually?
🔗 15:43Lord_ZYRK: Drunk_Gary, ahd'oooh
🔗 15:43 SohNata: Hahahahaha
🔗 15:43Okipokute: the poo portal
🔗 15:43 TheAmazingHobo: CALLBACKS!
🔗 15:43 Eldrin13: hahahaha
🔗 15:43mikedaveharris: nnooooo kathleen noooo
🔗 15:43 RayFK:
Kathleen, what in the actual 
🔗 15:43 Shocksplicer: Oh no...
🔗 15:44questhere: SHE S GONE MAD
🔗 15:44 Tuckiozi: merciful zeus
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: Noooo
🔗 15:44 Anubis169: nooooooooo
🔗 15:44 Pandasandpancakes: 0_0
🔗 15:44 Zibanitu:

🔗 15:44 Supermane888: How much blow did you do off a lava bear before the show
🔗 15:44 Navarran: Woooo she broke Graham
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
🔗 15:44 DrewDaDruid: god help us all
🔗 15:44Muffincider: Graham, you married this woman
🔗 15:44 Nightvalien28: where is kathleen's stop button
🔗 15:44 Anubis169 dies again
🔗 15:44blip2004: Whoa no bro
🔗 15:44Lord_ZYRK: Drunk_Gary, ahdo'oooh on the dark *** I mean
🔗 15:44 zyme86: Ill get you next time gagget NEEEEXXXXXT TIIIIIIME raaAAAAAAAAAW
🔗 15:44StarFreak359: We're done here.
🔗 15:44 plummeting_sloth: Kathleen, go home... you're not drunk
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: I did this! WHY DID I DO THIS?
🔗 15:44 Chilie_Ilya: too much laughing
🔗 15:44 RayFK: and yes Graham, you're married to that
🔗 15:44SpacePotato01: Kathleen.exe has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down
🔗 15:44StarFreak359: Nothkng more to see here, folks.
🔗 15:44Valkyrie_Lemons: And that is why Kathleen is the greatest.
🔗 15:44 Shocksplicer: You never go full Hansen, Kathleen...
🔗 15:44 Nightvalien28: this is full kathleen
🔗 15:44 the_lone_bard: Graham doesn't need drugs to find everything amusing... He married Kathleen instead.
🔗 15:44senshi5609: answered my question thanks Kathleen
🔗 15:44 lathostiran: this is a legitimate business
🔗 15:44 DoktorLoy: Checkpoint: not even once
🔗 15:44 Drunk_Gary: yeah it got really really bad but now im on anti depressents so i cant drink for a while untill i dont need it no more
🔗 15:44 Supermane888:
@Drewdadruid Ha, I'm in Australia, have fun within killing distance of crazy Kathleen 
🔗 15:44questhere: stop her Graham, you're the only one who can save the world now
🔗 15:44 Seabats:
I left my cocaine stash in the streaming office 
🔗 15:44Taichanie: Drug free is the way to be.
🔗 15:44skycow007: Hey Graham, I sent you an email at your LRR address regarding running Escape Velocity on modern hardware
🔗 15:44Muffincider: No, next next week
🔗 15:44 Corran__horn: Kathleen is high on "life"
🔗 15:44 plummeting_sloth: Kathleen "insane Straight Edge" DeVere
🔗 15:44StarFreak359: This "happens."
🔗 15:44 Navarran: Holy gosh ITS NEARLY DB
🔗 15:44 CantWearHats: BUS HYPE
🔗 15:44 Tralphium: That was awesome !
🔗 15:44 Corran__horn: The new street drug
🔗 15:44 Bawkbawkboo1: comedy is srs bsns
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: AAAAH DESERT BUS
🔗 15:45 Nightvalien28: BUS HYPE
🔗 15:45 LordChrusher: Thanks for the silliness
🔗 15:45Dragontaur: thank you for doing this this week
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: AAAAAHHHH
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: AAAAA
🔗 15:45 Stoffern: Youl be doing a live live Checkpoint from Desertbus right?
🔗 15:45 Shocksplicer: Kathleen forgot when DB was...
🔗 15:45drthvd3r: AAAAAAH!
🔗 15:45 LoadingReadyRun: skycow007, I got that, thanks!@
🔗 15:45 Piperlyon: oh god, DESERT BUS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
🔗 15:45DiamondTiki: AAAAAAH
🔗 15:45Romangoro: BUUUS HYYYYPEE
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: *just breathe just breathe*
🔗 15:45NimrodXIV: Desert Bus recovery time
🔗 15:45 Navarran:
CWH, Can we have a countdown for your.... thing? 
🔗 15:45 TheAmazingHobo: Graham looks like he stared into the bottom of the abyss and the abyss stared back. While making horrible puns and buttz-jokes.
🔗 15:45 technic_AL: PICNIC
🔗 15:45 malc: the monday after they will be immovable sleep beasts?
🔗 15:45 CantWearHats: !explain dbfh
🔗 15:45 LRRbot:
Desert Bus for Hope is a charity telethon run every November by Loading Ready Run and friends, in support of Child's Play Charity. They play Desert Bus, the most boring video game ever created. See this video for more information: http://youtu.be/aq5zv3I9hxQ
🔗 15:45 FinAzvandi: Errrybody get on the BUS!
🔗 15:45 Drunk_Gary: yay BUS
🔗 15:45 MrPhlip: !explain dbfh
🔗 15:45 Vicrahealzgud: DESERT BUS HYPE!!
🔗 15:45 CMGaldre: DEBERT DUS
🔗 15:45DiamondTiki has been flailing around in panic for the lost couple of weeks
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo: Can we do live Checkpoint on DBFH?
🔗 15:45 Supermane888: Daikatana?
🔗 15:45 plummeting_sloth: of course someone will have to bid to get a live Checkpoint
🔗 15:45 Krlnkir: BUS EPYH!
🔗 15:45skycow007: ah, excellent. Thank you, whoever is on that account!
🔗 15:45simonAJ: Super bus hype 64
🔗 15:45 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: What is Desert Bus? I don't actually know
🔗 15:45Seirhune: Bus Hype! I wish I could just sit and watch DB lots. Stupid adult responsibilities and parenthood and stuff.
🔗 15:45 Supermane888:

🔗 15:45 zyme86: Adam pressure Adam so we can pressure him with money to say the Dudtch
🔗 15:45 malfunct: it is a great deal more wierd **** than what you get here for sure
🔗 15:45TomAllThumbs: Setting the office back up and crying yourself to sleep
🔗 15:45 Makaylastalks: I am excited to experience desert bus
🔗 15:45 EiranAlestain: Da Bus!
🔗 15:45 Stooky_Bill: BOOS HOOPE
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: later Kathleen~
🔗 15:45 emberBecky:
Bye Kathleen! 
🔗 15:45 Navarran: AdmiralMemo, to the CHALLENGES
🔗 15:45DiamondTiki: BUS HAIP!
🔗 15:45Valkyrie_Lemons: For Desert Bus, can one of the drivers please wear and actual bus driver uniform.
🔗 15:45AstroBase: YOU'RE PLAYING PYHCONAUGHTS
🔗 15:45drthvd3r fangirly squeals re
esert Bus
🔗 15:45 thetardis42: desert bus, driving an ice cream sunday for a week
🔗 15:45AstroBase:

🔗 15:45 Supermane888: @Dont_skip_desert_bus_day Really. Really!?! XD
🔗 15:45 Anubis169:
thanks for the epic sub commercials 
🔗 15:45 NapalmSideburns: My things will finally be able to relax!
🔗 15:45 TStodden: Desert Bus... Their torture, OUR pleasure for CHARITY!
🔗 15:45Omni_42: Desert Bus for Pope
🔗 15:45 Roboromantic: The poo one gives me nightmares.
🔗 15:46 the_lone_bard: I love how with the stream derping again, the last image I got was Graham just sitting bolt upright at full attention.
🔗 15:46AstroBase: IM SO HAPPY
🔗 15:46 CantWearHats: Navarran, I don't want to step on any pre-show stuff so I'm waiting till that schedule comes out before I schedule Space Bus II
🔗 15:46God_worm: Will there be Bothans during this upcoming Desert Bus?
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo:
Navarran, NOT OPEN YET! 
🔗 15:46Mowdownjoe: Adam needs to be driving for Desert Bus.
🔗 15:46Muffincider: Bye bye
🔗 15:46penguinbloke: thaks for the image of wogan nipples that will haunt my dreams
🔗 15:46grimkriz: byeeeeeeee
🔗 15:46senshi5609: is there a twitch channel for desert bus
🔗 15:46DirgeNovak: Does Graham know about THE MILKMAN?
🔗 15:46 EiranAlestain: Thanks Kathleen, I hope, I can recover.
🔗 15:46 LordChrusher: bye!
🔗 15:46amythist: I beleive they will be hosting Desert Bus on this channel as well
🔗 15:46DirgeNovak: His milk is delicious
🔗 15:46penguinbloke: night
🔗 15:46 Shocksplicer: Bye!
🔗 15:46 Supermane888: There is no recovering from this. Ever.
🔗 15:46 FITorion: I'm looking forward to the feather weight of that robot
🔗 15:46 Pandasandpancakes: Bye
🔗 15:46ownyke: Bye! thanks for checking points!
🔗 15:46 Navarran: Cwh, that's fair. I'm just hyped
🔗 15:46questhere: kthxbai!
🔗 15:46 technic_AL: I've gotten the habit of yelling "PISS" when I play magic. THanks Kathleen!
🔗 15:46wabisabievan: Bye guys
🔗 15:46 CantWearHats: Navarran: #bringjebhome
🔗 15:46 Navarran: AdmiralMemo, We shall wait. And slowly. We shall make our plans
🔗 15:46 technic_AL: woop woop
🔗 15:46 emberBecky: ok time to quickly retrieve food
🔗 15:46 Drunk_Gary: im going to watch a replay while i wait
🔗 15:46 AdmiralMemo: Navarran, And I'll finish my song!
🔗 15:46 Nightvalien28: this was batshit insane
🔗 15:46 malc: well, watching CP+ whilst trying to write code was a bad idea
🔗 15:46 BusTed: Hallo everyone.
🔗 15:46Toucansuit: what are they playing on gupulp tonight?
🔗 15:47 malc: I think I made negative progress
🔗 15:47AstroBase: They wont be doing desert bus here. Its a diffrent thing amythist
🔗 15:47 SohNata: Toucansuit: Psychonauts
🔗 15:47 Nightvalien28: Toucansuit, psychonauts
🔗 15:47 malc:

🔗 15:47 Navarran: CantWearHats, #bringjebhome #spacbus #toomanyrockets
🔗 15:47 zyme86: Thanks to alex, whenever I have someone try to get salty or get a raise out of me I respond:Gooby please
🔗 15:47 SohNata:
Seasalts 
🔗 15:47Leeshajoy: So when does the official DB8 shirt go on sale? Do we know yet?
🔗 15:47 zyme86: it is so perfect
🔗 15:47 Dandinstorm12: Heeeeeeyyyyyy everyone
🔗 15:47 Anubis169 puts Seabats in a coctail
🔗 15:47 Chilie_Ilya: Malc excellent
🔗 15:47 Anubis169: 'lo dude
🔗 15:47 Seabats: Sea salts best salts
🔗 15:47 Anubis169:
i'm back in the UK now 
🔗 15:47 Dandinstorm12: !next
🔗 15:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PST (17m ago)
🔗 15:47 Castlewise: Does anyone know. Is DB chat in twitch this year, or back in irc?
🔗 15:47 LoadingReadyRun: Leeshajoy, soooooon
🔗 15:47 Navarran: Oh hi James
🔗 15:47 TStodden: Continuing out Pyschotic Adventure of Psychonauts!
🔗 15:47Mowdownjoe: I hope that they at least use Twitch hosting to show Desert Bus on this channel.
🔗 15:47 Navarran: Castlewise, It will be in twitch chat
🔗 15:47 AdmiralMemo: The knots that are psycho are coming!
🔗 15:47Mowdownjoe: People will be curious.
🔗 15:48 Seabats: IM NOT JAMES SCREW YOU. IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT ADAM
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: They will be hosting DBFH on this channel
🔗 15:48AstroBase: mowdownjoe They already said it wont be here it'll be the desertbus site
🔗 15:48 Navarran:
Sorry James! 
🔗 15:48 Navarran: I mean Adam
🔗 15:48Mowdownjoe: Pandasandpancakes I know that!
🔗 15:48il_Ginosaji: Calm down Alex
🔗 15:48 plummeting_sloth: The did indeed say thy'll host Desert Bus here when it's goin
🔗 15:48 TStodden is getting impatient for Android Lollipop to get officially released for his tablet...
🔗 15:48 TheAmazingHobo: Man, James seems pissed today.
🔗 15:48 Dandinstorm12: Other James is best James
🔗 15:48 CantWearHats: reblog this if you're a strong independent adam who don't need no james
🔗 15:48n_mandrag hugs seabats
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: Seabats: You sure you're not Kathleen?
🔗 15:48 CantWearHats: maybe he's maybelline...
🔗 15:48 EldraziOutlaw: OMG JAMES IS IN THE CHAT!!!!! HI SEABATS!
🔗 15:48 GroutNASA: Kathleen is holding a weagle to his neck
🔗 15:48 Seabats: EFFFFFFF
🔗 15:48 zyme86: James, it is the Hollander's fault, blame them
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 15:49 Dandinstorm12: that moment when you draw 3 Leatherback baloths in your opening hand
🔗 15:49n_mandrag:
we love you adam... thats why we tease you 
🔗 15:49Mowdownjoe: ARGH! GOOGLE Y?
🔗 15:49 AdmiralMemo: Mowdownjoe, Whoa there
🔗 15:49 Navarran: Anyone know what the GPLP game is tonight?
🔗 15:49 CantWearHats: careful where you point that url Mowdownjoe
🔗 15:49 zyme86: Psychonauts
🔗 15:49n_mandrag: psychonauts
🔗 15:49 CantWearHats: take someone's eye out with that you could
🔗 15:49il_Ginosaji: Mowdownjoe can you find a longer link plz?
🔗 15:49 Seabats: I am a robot designed to never experience love. Only salt.
🔗 15:49 EldraziOutlaw: Navarran, i'm assuming paul is gonna keep on the psychonauts
🔗 15:49AstroBase: Yo Seabats, You seem like the kinda guy to get obsessive over a challenge How far have you gotten in Risk of Rain?
🔗 15:49 GroutNASA: Ride to Hell: Retribution
🔗 15:49 AdmiralMemo: Mowdownjoe, They will do that on this channel to point to the DBFH channel
🔗 15:49 Navarran: EldraziOutlaw, Thanks
🔗 15:49 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: was anybody actually waiting for dumb and dumber 2?
🔗 15:50Prospero101: So is there actually GPLP this week?
🔗 15:50Mowdownjoe: Thank you, AdmiralMemo. That's all I wanted to hear.
🔗 15:50 Navarran: Well then runners, I have to go to bed. Night everyone
🔗 15:50 Seabats: Not very far astrobase. Haven't given it a lot of time.
🔗 15:50 EldraziOutlaw:
Seabats: there is no way you are a robot. A robot would have learnt how to to be such a scrub by now 
🔗 15:50Valkyrie_Lemons: I just realised I have Uni tommorow, and I don't even know what the lecture is about. I'm such a bad student.
🔗 15:50 EldraziOutlaw: how not*
🔗 15:50Seirhune: @Hidingonuseridpirateship Another movie that didn't need to be made. Also, NO.
🔗 15:50 Seabats: A robot programmes for salt and scrub.
🔗 15:50Prospero101: !next
🔗 15:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Graham & Paul Let's Play at Mon 03:30 PM PST (20m ago)
🔗 15:50il_Ginosaji: thanks
🔗 15:50AstroBase: Seabats update is out, nows the prefect time to gitgud.
🔗 15:50 TheAmazingHobo: Valkyrie_lemons: I´m sure your professor love you anyway. And by "love", I mean "tolerate" because it´s kinda frowned upon to openly show disgust.
🔗 15:50 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Seirhune at least its the original actors this time
🔗 15:51 Pandasandpancakes: Malc ...why is that a thing?
🔗 15:51 malc: pandasandpancakes: because reasons
🔗 15:51Seirhune: @Hidingonuseridpirateship This does not make it better. I don't think it makes it worse. Admittedly, I never saw the first movie, so I have no potential warm feelings to harvest.
🔗 15:51Valkyrie_Lemons: Theamazinghobo, considering I was one of only two people at her last seminar, I think I've earned a free pass somehwhere.
🔗 15:51 AdmiralMemo: pandasandpancakes: It's a joke from TinyURL
🔗 15:51 Dandinstorm12: By the way, ladies and gentlemen in chat, Rancor on a Leatherback Baloth is the best.
🔗 15:52 Seabats:
Does URL have a last name? And why he's so tiny? 
🔗 15:52 Nightvalien28: signal
🔗 15:52 Dandinstorm12: Hey
🔗 15:52 SohNata: Quick turnarouind
🔗 15:52 Dandinstorm12: Music engaged
🔗 15:52 AdmiralMemo: MOOZAC
🔗 15:52 Krlnkir: Hooray for PGPP!
🔗 15:52 Durugai: Music engaged, prepare your brains!
🔗 15:53 Dandinstorm12: is Graham showing today??? He may not hate chat after all?
🔗 15:53Seirhune: Yay for more BOOL!
🔗 15:53 emberBecky:
aww Graham's missed so much 
🔗 15:53 zyme86: watch graham and paul play with the nauts of a psycho
🔗 15:53 Eldrin13: every time i see the GPLP heads i keep thinking graham has a neck bear with a secord mouth...
🔗 15:53 AdmiralMemo: axel: I've seen that many times. It's... OK.
🔗 15:53Prospero101:
I REALLY wanted Graham to see the Milkman Conspiracy. 
🔗 15:54 TheAmazingHobo: Prospero101: Everyone needs to see Milkman Conspiracy. EVERYONE.
🔗 15:54Axel: admiralmemo: newer sen that specific one before
🔗 15:54Mowdownjoe: Are we still in Black Velvetopia? That'll at least be awesome for Graham.
🔗 15:54 Castlewise: Eldrin13 : Curse you, now I see it too ...
🔗 15:54Prospero101: Theamazinghobo I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
🔗 15:54AstroBase: Well im just going to watch this later and take a nap now
🔗 15:55 Eldrin13: Castlewise teeheehee
🔗 15:55AstroBase: Stay beautiful children of the moon.
🔗 15:55Axel: if that was a real experiment it would be realy funny to se the other ones
🔗 15:55 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: so I'm probably going with strandedonusernameisland next time eventually I plan on having a username revolution against the factories but we'll see where it goes
🔗 15:55DirgeNovak: No watch this now and take a nap later
🔗 15:55 zyme86: movie sign!
🔗 15:55 VmKid: On an unrelated note: Americans, go vote tomorrow.
🔗 15:55AstroBase: but tired
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Currently playing: Psychonauts (rating 98%)
🔗 15:56Seirhune: @Vmkid Already planning on it.
🔗 15:56 MrPhlip: the system works
🔗 15:56AstroBase: stayed up all night studying for my exam today now sleep is required or ill stay in here and ramble to graham and paul incoherently.
🔗 15:56Prospero101: !game good
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (89/91)
🔗 15:56 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: ooh what about keelhauledbyusernamepirates?
🔗 15:57Valkyrie_Lemons: It probably shows how much of a politics nerd I am that I'm looking forward to the mid-terms, and I'm not even from the US.
🔗 15:57 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: or is that too long
🔗 15:57DirgeNovak: You're saying that as if it's a bad thing Astro
🔗 15:57 plummeting_sloth: wow... and now we just get to enjoy some danny Elfman style background music
🔗 15:57Prospero101: !advice
🔗 15:57 LRRbot: Remember to save.
🔗 15:57 TheAmazingHobo: The American mid-terms were way more fun when I was still living in Europe. All the madness, none of the mind-numbingly idiotic advertisments.
🔗 15:57Prospero101: Y'know, that's actually what most often goozles me in video games. I do always forget to save.
🔗 15:57Seirhune: American Politics is a foul hive of scum and villiany. Isn't it FUN?
🔗 15:57 Flikerz1: !gameavaerage
🔗 15:57 AdmiralMemo: hidingonuseridpirateship: I like it if it isn't too long
🔗 15:57 Rcraddz: Are they watching old Tom & jerry Cartoons??
🔗 15:58 Flikerz1: @seirhume: that is just humanity
🔗 15:58Mowdownjoe: Idea: WalkingTheUserIDPlank
🔗 15:58Omni_42: Seirhune: you could take the american out of that sentence and it would still be equally true
🔗 15:58Prospero101: IBurnedDownTheUsernameFactory
🔗 15:58 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: that's engame @Prospero101
🔗 15:58 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: endgame
🔗 15:58AstroBase: quick someone subcribe with the name OffBrandDannyElfmen
🔗 15:58 Flikerz1: @seirhune: sry, what i ment to say is politics is littery what all humaity is like. With the power to go on tv.
🔗 15:58 SohNata: I love you're building this long thread, UserID
🔗 15:59Seirhune: @Flikerz1 @Omni_42 I know, just engaging in humorous hyperbole.
🔗 15:59 Papperslappen: RoamingTheUsernameSeas
🔗 15:59 Piperlyon: I thought that "aimingnukesatuseridfactory" was endgame
🔗 15:59 Pandasandpancakes: Hidingonuseridpirateship ShipwreckedOnUserNameIsland gets my vote.
🔗 15:59Mowdownjoe: HAI PUAL
🔗 15:59 koizom: If Graham is sitting in on this, he should start by singing the Paul Streaming Song
🔗 15:59 Dandinstorm12: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
🔗 15:59Mowdownjoe: And guest.
🔗 15:59DiamondTiki: Hai gais!
🔗 15:59 Dandinstorm12: Graham!
🔗 15:59 TheAmazingHobo: It´s Praham and Gaul. I man Graham and Paul.
🔗 15:59 Flikerz1: @seirhune, does a hyperbold hold more pudding than a normal bowl.
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: help I'm stuck in a user-name factory
🔗 15:59Muffincider: Hey Graham and Paul!
🔗 15:59simonAJ: i own both of those shirts! i feel so stylish
🔗 15:59 grgriffin3: HAI GRAHAM AND PAUL
🔗 15:59 CantWearHats: woo, back from getting some tea just in time
🔗 15:59 Durugai: Heeeeeellooooo
🔗 15:59 RebelliousUno: hey
🔗 15:59AstroBase: Paul is beardy!!!!
🔗 15:59DirgeNovak:
Hey Paul, who's your guest? 
🔗 15:59 Aracuda: but no DB7
🔗 15:59Mowdownjoe: I'm wearing my DB7 shirt!
🔗 15:59 Dandinstorm12: Graham you don't actually hate chat! Woo
🔗 15:59Valkyrie_Lemons: Hello Paul and Graham! I hope you're both doing well.
🔗 15:59 AdmiralMemo: HAI PUAL HAI GRAM
🔗 15:59TAOTheCrab: No, the endgame is *becoming* the username factory in a fit of irony
🔗 15:59 ChroniclerC: Oh, they upgraded the bookshelf image.
🔗 15:59 RebelliousUno: just in time for me to get to bed
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: DESERT BUS 5 SHIRT FO LIFE!
🔗 15:59 Sarah_Serinde:
New stream background still makes me happy 
🔗 15:59Seirhune: Yay. It begins!
🔗 16:00 RebelliousUno: so goodnight chat
🔗 16:00 Havtorn_Epsilon: Man, is Paul's Beard making a resurgence?
🔗 16:00 plummeting_sloth: serioulsy, though, 5 has been my favorite so far
🔗 16:00Prospero101:
Hey Graham! I haven't seen you at this particular juncture in space-time in forever! 
🔗 16:00Taichanie: -Holds up DB7 shirt-
🔗 16:00 Sarah_Serinde: bye Uno
🔗 16:00 RebelliousUno: goodnight Graham and Paul
🔗 16:00questhere: now I want ot put on my DB6 shirt
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo:
And I'm wearing the same shirt as Graham! 
🔗 16:00 Piperlyon: Graham, saying a shirt per day is challenging us to make DB last longer
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: Night Uno
🔗 16:00lugthor: paul getting a head start on the desert bus challange to re grow his beard
🔗 16:00 Lord_Hosk: Twitch keeps pestering me to Highlight your videos So...http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/c/5427974
🔗 16:00 CantWearHats: I am also wearing my DB5 shirt
🔗 16:00CoyoteSans: Your daily reminder Desert Bus is in X days zomg.
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo: First
🔗 16:00 MrPhlip: I think G's is the first one
🔗 16:00 Nightvalien28: there is the fourth one dix has one
🔗 16:00 Eldrin13: im excited, this will be my first desert bus
🔗 16:00 Foxmar320: Hello?
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo: DB4 did not have a custom shirt
🔗 16:00 ChroniclerC: Desert Bus hype.
🔗 16:00 TheAmazingHobo: This year, I WILL get a DB shirt. And if it KILLS me! ...... buying shirts includes combat to the death, right ? I´m not sure I understand how this works.
🔗 16:00 Aracuda: oh god, its now the 4th of November and im now another year older. but i have Alex: Madness Returns to look forward to
🔗 16:00 plummeting_sloth: and everybody got the burgundy DB5 shirt, because everyone knows whats up
🔗 16:00 Durugai: well I am wearing my DB 7 shirt so...
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: !game
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: Currently playing: Psychonauts (rating 98%)
🔗 16:01 Nightvalien28: AdmiralMemo, I remember dix wearing a db 4 shirt, am I wrong?
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: !show
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: Currently live: GPLP
🔗 16:01 Aracuda: anyone know where i pick up my quarter-life crisis?
🔗 16:01 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: thanks @Sohnata it's fun
🔗 16:01 Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Graham, is it official that you don't actually hate chat?
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: !deathcount
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: sweet
🔗 16:01 Sarah_Serinde: the DB7 shirt was the first fangamer shirt I've gotten and it's really nice
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: Coachamera
🔗 16:01 Dandinstorm12: !totaldeath
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: 7703 total deaths
🔗 16:01DirgeNovak: Kochamara
🔗 16:01LambMower: Hi chat! and Paul & Graham
🔗 16:01 Krlnkir: Kochamara
🔗 16:01CoyoteSans: KO-CHA-MERA!
🔗 16:01 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28: I might be wrong, then, but I got the black one without a number on DB4
🔗 16:01 MadTheorist: Kochamara
🔗 16:01 Krlnkir: Dr Loboto
🔗 16:02 Dandinstorm12: yep
🔗 16:02 Dandinstorm12: that's his name
🔗 16:02DirgeNovak: She has a NAME, Paul! It's LINDA
🔗 16:02 CantWearHats: Linda
🔗 16:02 Nightvalien28: Linda
🔗 16:02 MadTheorist: Linda
🔗 16:02Prospero101: Oh man, Graham, I wish you could've seen the Milkman Conspiracy.
🔗 16:02 plummeting_sloth: Liiiiiiiinda
🔗 16:02 Dandinstorm12: Linda
🔗 16:02 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28, The shirt I got from DB4 did not say it was #4. It was just Desert Bus for Hope. That's all I know.
🔗 16:02 AdmiralMemo: Linda
🔗 16:02LambMower: Milkman Conspiracy is best conspiracy
🔗 16:02 Nightvalien28: AdmiralMemo, fair enough
🔗 16:02 emberBecky: arg I got back late. Hi Graham and Paul!
🔗 16:02simonAJ: wait hang on, are you greenscreening yourselves in front of your own shelf?
🔗 16:02LambMower: Wait, my sub ran out?
🔗 16:02 CantWearHats: (Previously, on Psychonauts)
🔗 16:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I figure when I'm done this journey I'm not going to sub for a while as I've basically prepaid for months worth of subs in a short period
🔗 16:02Valkyrie_Lemons: Dr Loboto married someone Chinese who double barrelled their name. They're now called Dr Loboto-Mei.
🔗 16:02 CMGaldre: Not to be confused with a Fish Named Wanda
🔗 16:03 CantWearHats: yeah simon they've been doing that for ages now
🔗 16:03 Piperlyon: simonAJ: yep, that's what they're doing
🔗 16:03LambMower: I could get a sub commerical! damnit
🔗 16:03 AdmiralMemo: lambmower: WAT... And you missed Kathleen, too? Dang!
🔗 16:03 plummeting_sloth: Psychonauts is a hard game to re-cap without sounding like a crazy person
🔗 16:03AstroBase: Sleep or unmentionable snacks are required to sustain my life now.
🔗 16:03 Dandinstorm12: @Lambmower it IS November now
🔗 16:03Kapol42: So when does Marchesa show up?
🔗 16:03simonAJ: that seems awfully silly
🔗 16:03 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I'm going to try to do homework while you guys play but may have to drop if it's too distracting.
🔗 16:03 Castlewise: has paul done napolean yet?
🔗 16:03Prospero101: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
🔗 16:03CoyoteSans: Plummeting_sloth Well, it IS a game about crazy people's minds...
🔗 16:03LambMower: dandinstorm12, idontbelieveyou.gif
🔗 16:03 Krlnkir: He used to be a security guard. He was never actually a milkman.
🔗 16:03AstroBase: I AM THE MILKMAN MY MILK IS DELICIOUS
🔗 16:03 plummeting_sloth: well, cure is a strong word
🔗 16:03 Dandinstorm12: nice one Lamb
🔗 16:04 Dandinstorm12: very nice
🔗 16:04 Papperslappen: You release his internal milkman
🔗 16:04 Krlnkir: The Coach hypnotised him into thinking he was a milkman so that he would burn down the asylum after the Coach's plan was finished.
🔗 16:04 CantWearHats: oh right Graham missed the wrestling guys!
🔗 16:04 MadAndySims: The milkman is an alternate personality placed in Boyd designed to brun down the asylum in case things went wrong
🔗 16:04 plummeting_sloth: I think when you're using a milk bottle, it's called a Molotov White Russian
🔗 16:04CoyoteSans: "We do what we were supposed to do! ...inthecontextofthegame" Is always a ringing endorsement of your actions.
🔗 16:04AstroBase: Paul Do the napoleon quest!!!!!!!!
🔗 16:04 CantWearHats: oops!
🔗 16:04 ChroniclerC: Huh.
🔗 16:04 Foxmar320: Game said MOPE
🔗 16:04 AdmiralMemo: Awww... Yeah... The wrestlers... Graham! View the wrestlers later on YouTube or something.
🔗 16:04Valkyrie_Lemons: Well...That's a great start.
🔗 16:04 Eldrin13: Most excellennntttttt
🔗 16:04 Nightvalien28: he was half way through velvetopia
🔗 16:04 grgriffin3: Welp.
🔗 16:04 Dandinstorm12: @Plummeting_sloth Molotov Milktail
🔗 16:05CoyoteSans: Brain crash... SNOW CRASH!?
🔗 16:05 Shocksplicer: DOUBLE FIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
🔗 16:05 Piperlyon: !advice
🔗 16:05 LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
🔗 16:05AstroBase: Paul please do Napoleon so i'll stay awake!!!!
🔗 16:05 MrPhlip: Wdgar Teglee, Fred Bonaparte, Gloria... forget her full name
🔗 16:05 Dandinstorm12: Diva Paul
🔗 16:05 Dandinstorm12: they're called Divas
🔗 16:05Omnipotenttrevor: Don't forget the arrowheads
🔗 16:05 AdmiralMemo: ARROWHEADS... That's what we came back for.
🔗 16:05MadWatter: is this game for hipsters?
🔗 16:05MadWatter: gaming hipsters?
🔗 16:06 Dandinstorm12: sorta
🔗 16:06LambMower just subscribed!
🔗 16:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, LambMower! (Today's storm count: 22)
🔗 16:06MadWatter: well thats too bad lol
🔗 16:06wabisabievan: You could argue that.
🔗 16:06 LambMower: Fixed it.
🔗 16:06 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 16:06 CantWearHats: hey lamb \o/
🔗 16:06 plummeting_sloth: it was kind of lame to make you earn more cash to continue, but ah well
🔗 16:06 ChroniclerC: Yes, please do Waterlooworld next.
🔗 16:06 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:06 LambMower:

🔗 16:06 AdmiralMemo: SCRUB HYPE!
🔗 16:06wabisabievan: It's more that it's a hidden gem and that draws out the gaming hipsters
🔗 16:06 ChroniclerC:
Lambmower 
🔗 16:06 Dandinstorm12: Sub HYPE
🔗 16:06 AdmiralMemo: MultiSound!
🔗 16:06 Ravynn:

🔗 16:06wabisabievan: Soo hipster bait?
🔗 16:06 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day:
Subhype 
🔗 16:07wabisabievan: It's very good though.
🔗 16:07 Dandinstorm12: whoa
🔗 16:07Prospero101:
I remember when I used to subscribe. 
🔗 16:07 Shocksplicer: I had a girlfriend who looked a lot like Linda...
🔗 16:07rzrdrgn just subscribed!
🔗 16:07 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, rzrdrgn! (Today's storm count: 23)
🔗 16:07 SohNata: Storm Count and Death Count are er...
🔗 16:07 LambMower: Monthly resub HYPE
🔗 16:07 CantWearHats: woah!
🔗 16:07 2Flower: !game good
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (90/92)
🔗 16:07 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 16:07 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:07 Eldrin13: the countssss....
🔗 16:07 CantWearHats: faaarrr ouuut
🔗 16:07 plummeting_sloth: haha!
🔗 16:07Mowdownjoe: AWESOME SUB COUNT
🔗 16:07 Ravynn:
Suuuubb Hype!
🔗 16:07 LambMower:

🔗 16:07 ChroniclerC: Welp.
🔗 16:07 LadyRhian: Paulception
🔗 16:07Lancer873: SO MUCH SUBS
🔗 16:07CoyoteSans: It has been nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine...
🔗 16:07 AdmiralMemo: ROFL
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: woooooooow
🔗 16:07 plummeting_sloth: it's like you bonked the sub-icon's and it's seeing stars
🔗 16:07 Eldrin13: thats a lot of death
🔗 16:07 Ravynn: Subs for days
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: not my fault
🔗 16:07il_Ginosaji: that's a lot of subs
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: Today's storm count: 23
🔗 16:07 tyloncorp: erroerrroerrroerrroerrroe
🔗 16:07 Pandasandpancakes: what just happened to that poor sub count?
🔗 16:07il_Ginosaji: you guys should be able to retire now
🔗 16:07 Dandinstorm12: !deathcount
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: !deathcount
🔗 16:07 grgriffin3: infinisubs!
🔗 16:07 AdmiralMemo: !death set 0
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:07 EldraziOutlaw: storm count = TWENTY TWO BIJILLION
🔗 16:07Valkyrie_Lemons: That's my death count when I'm playing Dark Souls.
🔗 16:07Prospero101: Nuhnuhnuhnhuh-nineteen. Nineteen.
🔗 16:07 Nightvalien28: subcount can see beyond time
🔗 16:08 CantWearHats: nice one memo, nice
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12: 19
🔗 16:08 AdmiralMemo: !death set 19
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: !death set 19
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:08 plummeting_sloth: wow... we are approaching Teslagrad death scrolling
🔗 16:08 Shocksplicer: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
🔗 16:08 AdmiralMemo: cantwearhats: I was trying to turn it off and on again.
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12: notarussell
🔗 16:08 TheAmazingHobo: Browsing last years website just made me realize that I am somewhat unreasonable excited for Desert Bus.
🔗 16:08Kraest just subscribed!
🔗 16:08 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Kraest! (Today's storm count: 24)
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB Hype!
🔗 16:08 LambMower: Alright, the remaining 5 bucks in my bank account is for Desert Bus
🔗 16:08Mowdownjoe: SUB HYPE
🔗 16:08 plummeting_sloth: I'm excited for Desert Bus. I'll have professing money to spend!
🔗 16:08 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:08 Ravynn:
Hype!
🔗 16:08 Shocksplicer:

🔗 16:08 Spacecarl: Correct Sub Noise Hype!
🔗 16:09 Kraest: Finally I had the spare $5!
🔗 16:09 LadyRhian: Everything and the kitchen sink!
🔗 16:09 AdmiralMemo: SCRUB HYPE!
🔗 16:09 Mr_Horrible:

🔗 16:09 TheAmazingHobo:
Plummeting_sloth: I only have a couple hundred bucks. Moving to a new country is expensive 
🔗 16:09 Havok4: Waterloo not risk.
🔗 16:09 TStodden: Memo, that's NEXT show...
🔗 16:09 Krlnkir: He actually is related to napoleon.
🔗 16:09CoyoteSans: Everyone in this room is tragic. (Except Crispin)
🔗 16:09 Krlnkir: His last name is Bonaparte.
🔗 16:09 AdmiralMemo: Domo Arigato Dr. Loboto
🔗 16:09Valkyrie_Lemons: To be fair, who doesn't think they're Napeloan when playing Risk?
🔗 16:10simonAJ: I have to go sleep (it's late in Denmark). If I don't catch CheckPoint next week, I will see you at DesertBus!
🔗 16:10 Kraest:
And now I can finally use the 
🔗 16:10 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: there's an nes game by KOEI called L'empereure where you play napoleon and I love the game but I think it would be a boring stream
🔗 16:10wabisabievan: The ones that don't die fighting the british
🔗 16:10 Havok4: The orderly has really bad eyesight.
🔗 16:10 featherweight_: Ok, It is quite late in my personal time zone I am withdrawing to enter my dormant phase . Later peeps
🔗 16:10 plummeting_sloth: it's collecting bear asses, but at least it has a nice context to it
🔗 16:10CoyoteSans: Valkyrie_lemons It helps the plastic pieces are modeled after 18th century troops.
🔗 16:10 TStodden: I never thought of Napoleon while playing Risk...
🔗 16:10 Dandinstorm12: Nice @Featherweight_
🔗 16:10 Sarah_Serinde:
night Featherweight_ 
🔗 16:10 Dandinstorm12: *night
🔗 16:10ndance: when is desert bus?
🔗 16:10il_Ginosaji: domo arregato Dr. Loboto
🔗 16:10 Aracuda: i should probly crash too, ive got a job induction meeting tomorrow
🔗 16:10 grgriffin3: Night featherweight!
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo: Nov 14
🔗 16:11 Piperlyon: I might make a paypal account so I can donate to Desert Bus this year
🔗 16:11 TheAmazingHobo: Ndance: 10 days.
🔗 16:11 Anubis169:
i do watch everything 
🔗 16:11 King__of__Spades: I bought lego today for the first time in 7 years
🔗 16:11 Havok4: This is not collecting bear asses. It is more like getting the 3 keys from the 3 dungeons which is a different trope entirely.
🔗 16:11 Anubis169:
how do you think i keep the deathcount accurate? 
🔗 16:11ndance: thanks hobo
🔗 16:11Muffincider: I'm sad I can't watch DesertBus this year, family gatherings
🔗 16:11Veste: Levitation is always super cool and useful.
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Graham: I have been negligent in that regard. I miss Kathleen's and Adam's shows. I catch the rest, though. 
🔗 16:11 TStodden: Desert Bus... 10 AM PST (6 PM UTC) on 10/14/2014.
🔗 16:11 TheAmazingHobo: Piperlyon: Do it! Do it for the chiplin!
🔗 16:11 Kraest: Punch the dude, that's always helpful XD
🔗 16:11 Nightvalien28: Muffincider, disregard family, acquire charity
🔗 16:11AlexanderDitto: Yessss I showed up at one of the BEST LEVELS
🔗 16:12 Dandinstorm12: He does have some HELP. *Cough
🔗 16:12 Ravynn: He keeps it accurate because Anubis169 watches. Watches everything. Always
🔗 16:12 VmKid: We have top men keeping the deathcount accurate.
🔗 16:12 CantWearHats: I love Raz's outfit in this level
🔗 16:12 Ravynn: Also Many Bothans died to bring us this death count...
🔗 16:12 Piperlyon: and anything A169 doesn't watch someone else does
🔗 16:12 plummeting_sloth: remember teleporitng takes you to the paintings
🔗 16:12AlexanderDitto: I LOVE this level SO MUCH man.
🔗 16:12 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169 is here for just about every show.
🔗 16:12skycow007 just subscribed!
🔗 16:12 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, skycow007! (Today's storm count: 25)
🔗 16:12 rzrdrgn: Love this level!
🔗 16:12 VmKid:

🔗 16:12 Nightvalien28: el odio
🔗 16:12 Ravynn:

🔗 16:12 Dix:

🔗 16:12 King__of__Spades: a bull going by all the time is a boss in Majora's Mask
🔗 16:12Muffincider: @Admiralmemo, I'm different, I keep arriving on time to Kathleen but I can never remember to arrive to watch Adam
🔗 16:12 EldraziOutlaw: Anubis169, never sleeps
🔗 16:12 SohNata: I'm digging this music
🔗 16:12TAOTheCrab:
we're holding the mods accountable for the accuracy of silly numbers 
🔗 16:12 Kraest: lrrSPOTlrrSPOTlrrSPOTlrrSPOTlrrSPOT
🔗 16:12HauntingOfTheWicked: might be back for MTG stream on Thursday or I might try and recover a semblance of a sleeping patter. Night all
🔗 16:12 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Paul: Can you show Graham the wrestlers? Graham likes wrestling.
🔗 16:12 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 16:12 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:12 SohNata: The names Bovine. James Bovine.
🔗 16:12Prospero101: Paul/Graham, can you turn up the game music just a little? I love the soundtrack.
🔗 16:13CoyoteSans: Oh yeah, we needed to buy a painting but couldn't because we didn't have the arrowheads.
🔗 16:13Muffincider: Though I rarely watch Cam which I should change
🔗 16:13 plummeting_sloth: Secret.. .AGENT cow!
🔗 16:13 TStodden: The death count is managed by the Reaper Squad & Anubis is the acting leader (don't think anybody has challenged his position).
🔗 16:13 skycow007: I feel like I owe you guys some serious back-subscription fees, been watching all year but mainly replays since I work
🔗 16:13 AdmiralMemo: muffincider: Well, I COULD watch Kathleen's show if she wasn't on while I was at church.
🔗 16:13 Kraest: Okay, lesson learned. Put a space between the emotes and pay attention when typing. XD
🔗 16:13 CantWearHats: Dr Moo
🔗 16:13ndance: paul - you needed to buy more paintings
🔗 16:13 zyme86: his cover is less blown than the jerk who keeps introducing himself as bond, james bond
🔗 16:13Omni_42: With a lisence to chew. Cud that is
🔗 16:13Muffincider: @Admiralmemo How's church going for you by the way?
🔗 16:13 Dandinstorm12: lol @Kraest
🔗 16:13 Laserbeaks_Fury: He has a Lisence to Milk
🔗 16:13 AdmiralMemo: muffincider: What do you mean?
🔗 16:13 plummeting_sloth: and you get to wrestle for them!
🔗 16:13Valkyrie_Lemons: Why do cows make excellent agents? Because they're always Bovine enemy lines!
🔗 16:13 CantWearHats: From Pastures With Love
🔗 16:13 plummeting_sloth: well, sort of
🔗 16:13 grgriffin3: Milk. Shkaen not stirred.
🔗 16:13 grgriffin3: *Shaken
🔗 16:13 Krlnkir: A really "beefy" censor.
🔗 16:13DirgeNovak: Ca-caw!
🔗 16:13Muffincider: @Admiralmemo Oh nothing o-o just wondering if everything is going alright
🔗 16:14 plummeting_sloth: On her majesties Secret Farmland
🔗 16:14 grgriffin3: To-moo-row Never Dies.
🔗 16:14 Dandinstorm12: Tomorrow's Milk Never Dies
🔗 16:14 Anubis169: in other news... i have a server on my lap
🔗 16:14 AdmiralMemo: muffincider: I'm making CDs on Wednesday nights. Same as usual.
🔗 16:14 skycow007: heh, awful puns = subscription bonus
🔗 16:14 Anubis169: it's very heavy...
🔗 16:14 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: from udder with love
🔗 16:14 sticks_abuser: Dr. Mooooo
🔗 16:14CrazyMax46: Dear Drs. LRR When will the live streams stop/resume? I assume you need time to prep for DB and time to come down from DB
🔗 16:14ShortRound2099: Moooonraker?
🔗 16:14 CantWearHats: because psychonauts
🔗 16:14 Dandinstorm12: Mooooooooooooooooooooonraker
🔗 16:14 ChroniclerC: Because reasons.
🔗 16:14 grgriffin3: The Cow with the Golden Bell.
🔗 16:14ShortRound2099: hahaha
🔗 16:14 Dandinstorm12: hi hya
🔗 16:14 plummeting_sloth: Moon Grazer
🔗 16:14 MadAndySims: Because you're in the mind of a crazy person. And I'd know
🔗 16:14 Dandinstorm12: nice
🔗 16:14 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: CowFall
🔗 16:14Mowdownjoe: Graham needs to watch the replays for the Milkman Conspiracy.
🔗 16:14 AdmiralMemo: Milkraker>
🔗 16:15 TStodden: Stream schedule will be pre-empted NEXT Wednesday, if I'm mistaken.
🔗 16:15 Dandinstorm12: Casino MOOOOOOOOral
🔗 16:15 King__of__Spades: Quantum of Bovine
🔗 16:15deadcrystal: Don't forget about the secret area Paul!
🔗 16:15penguinbloke: moo raker
🔗 16:15 Dix: So what have i missed
🔗 16:15PurpleMonkeyCovers just subscribed!
🔗 16:15 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, PurpleMonkeyCovers! (Today's storm count: 26)
🔗 16:15ndance: more time for adam streams
🔗 16:15 LambMower: A huge amount, Dix
🔗 16:15 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:15 Anubis169:
Will there be the standard Desert Bus completion video? 
🔗 16:15 Dandinstorm12: bad puns @Dix
🔗 16:15 LambMower: Actually they kinda just started
🔗 16:15 CantWearHats: hey Dix! not much today, more or less just started up
🔗 16:15Muffincider: Not much, @Dix
🔗 16:15 Nightvalien28: dix kathleen went full kathleen on the sub commercials
🔗 16:15 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 16:15 AdmiralMemo: Dix: He just got back in the guy's head. Paul finished explaining what Graham missed.
🔗 16:15 Kraest: Dix - everything. You missed literally everything.
🔗 16:15 SohNata: Aye, LRR hosting Adam's streams each night instead would be pretty cool
🔗 16:15 Ravynn:
Suuub Hype!
🔗 16:15 Dix: oh god this time next week I'll be making sure everything is packed
🔗 16:16 Kraest:
🔗 16:16Omnipotenttrevor: Dear Dr. Paul. If you have 4 PS4s, 3 PS3s, and 1 X Box One, where do you keep all your X Box 360s?
🔗 16:16CrazyMax46: Oh right. I forget the schedule on the site goes weeks in advance.
🔗 16:16Muffincider: @Dix , well besides awesome Kathleen commercials
🔗 16:16 LambMower: Aren't you leaving on the 12th, Dix?
🔗 16:16CrazyMax46: *site goes
🔗 16:16 LambMower: 11th even
🔗 16:16Omnipotenttrevor: Much less all the Atari consoles
🔗 16:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: PurpleMonkeyCovers is my Prince cover band
🔗 16:16 Dandinstorm12: wow, getting domed
🔗 16:16 MrPhlip: You know, the secret area. On the left.
🔗 16:16monkeryz: I NEED a purple covers plz
🔗 16:16DirgeNovak: Sir? SIR! Calm down! SIR!
🔗 16:16 Dix: I'm flying to Seattle on the 11th, ferrying it up on the 12th
🔗 16:16 CaffeinatedLemur: Dear Dr Graham, sorry Honeywell isnt as quiet as we hoped she would be, I was hoping she could be used to help keep DB confortable with the full room of people
🔗 16:16 AdmiralMemo: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
🔗 16:16 Dandinstorm12: Go Left Paul
🔗 16:16 plummeting_sloth: gotta love the VOID brass knuckles
🔗 16:16deadcrystal: Secret area through the sewers
🔗 16:16 Dandinstorm12: Scheissen?
🔗 16:16Prospero101: Green Spleen Submarine
🔗 16:17 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Paul: Are you done with all the wrestlers?
🔗 16:17Valkyrie_Lemons: That's such a weird groan.
🔗 16:17 AdmiralMemo:
You need to... not do that. 
🔗 16:17 CantWearHats: IIRC there are four wrestlers
🔗 16:17Cantwearcats: The express bull, the fastest way to get around the city
🔗 16:17 Dix: any crazy cool DB news announced that I've missed?
🔗 16:17 skycow007: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher
🔗 16:17 grgriffin3: That bulls wrecks shop.
🔗 16:17 VmKid: CantWearHats: Uh... how many suits are there in a deck of cards, Hats?
🔗 16:17 Dandinstorm12: welp
🔗 16:17 LambMower: Uh, Kara put up a list for the survivors to suggest songs for the ROP button, Dix
🔗 16:18 CantWearHats: four?
🔗 16:18 Dandinstorm12: so close
🔗 16:18 grgriffin3: Dominated.
🔗 16:18AstroBase: Paul you can just use the ball just jump
🔗 16:18 TStodden: Missed a figment there...
🔗 16:18Muffincider: Dear Dr. Graham and Dr. Paul you should encourage Kathleen to write a Snorsh sketch
🔗 16:18 Krlnkir: You cannot just jump over El Odio, Astrobase.
🔗 16:18AstroBase: You don't need to wait just use the ball to bounce.
🔗 16:18 VmKid: Don't encourage his completionism, TStodden.
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: Paul's had enough of this bullhonkey
🔗 16:18 Anubis169:

🔗 16:18 plummeting_sloth: yeahhhh... you've been here
🔗 16:18 TStodden: Vmkid, he got it in the process... so no harm there.
🔗 16:18Pewdiepieduck123: can i be a mod for u guys
🔗 16:19Muffincider:
Why is Paul still in this level? 
🔗 16:19 Anubis169: meow...
🔗 16:19Valkyrie_Lemons: Sensors or Censors?
🔗 16:19 Krlnkir: This guy, as previously mentioned, has some really beefy censors.
🔗 16:19CrazyMax46: Lambmower: Link to list?
🔗 16:19 Nightvalien28: censors
🔗 16:19 AdmiralMemo: Muffincider, Because he lacked the arrowheads to finish last time
🔗 16:19 VmKid: I mean, he's arguably the most sane
🔗 16:19 Dandinstorm12: Beefy censors joeks
🔗 16:19 LambMower: Crazymax46, uh. Not sure if I can link it here? It's a DB chat thing
🔗 16:19Muffincider: Ah, I think I missed the last episode
🔗 16:19 Krlnkir: You can use the window painting to get past this bit of street, paul.
🔗 16:20lugthor: use the window painting on the hook above the ledge and jump thru the window
🔗 16:20 grgriffin3: KITTY
🔗 16:20Veste: Edgar's problem is massive fits of rage.
🔗 16:20CrazyMax46: Well is it in DB chat? I can just go there if so.
🔗 16:20 Kraest: Graham, I'm very much looking forward to making you and Jer crabcore to my heavy metal LRR theme again. Start your leg workouts now and prepare yourself!
🔗 16:20 fredcheckers: @Valkyrie_lemons Censers.
🔗 16:20 LambMower: Crazymax46, yupyup
🔗 16:20CrazyMax46: Okay. That works then.
🔗 16:20 plummeting_sloth: take that, random piece of pottery!
🔗 16:20 2Flower: I love this level. It's like being inside a ride at Disneyworld.
🔗 16:21 VmKid: This bit took me forever.
🔗 16:21lugthor: the ledge in the ally with the dalmation
🔗 16:21 2Flower: Yeah, it's REALLY easy to get lost here.
🔗 16:21 Krlnkir: Back in the alleyway, up the pink pole, where you previously hung the window painting. You can go through the window once you've hung it up.
🔗 16:21 ChroniclerC: Paul, that hook you put the window on then took it off? Put it back there and jump through it.
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: me too
🔗 16:21DirgeNovak:
Don't blame me, I voted for Napoleon 
🔗 16:21 sorinisswift: Use CLairvoyance to find what you need.
🔗 16:21 Dandinstorm12: Me too @Dirgenovak
🔗 16:21 plummeting_sloth: yeah, but you didn't jump through it
🔗 16:22 ChroniclerC: Using Clairvoiance while holding a painting will show you what the painting turns into when you hang it.
🔗 16:22 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: gonna see if my pizza bites are done, anybody want one?
🔗 16:22 Krlnkir: You can use clairvoyance on painting for a hint
🔗 16:23Omnipotenttrevor: The first time you go in the sewers, Raz jokes about feeling like he's back in highschool even though he's 10. Which I think is actually kinda interesting. Being in someone's head like this could give you lots of abstract feedback beyond just what the mindscape looks like. Like, emotions and mental connections to memories you've never had.
🔗 16:23 Kraest: I'll take a pizza bite
🔗 16:23Omnipotenttrevor: With that in mind, it's a wonder the Psychonauts give these kids as much freedom inside their heads as they do.
🔗 16:24 plummeting_sloth: yeah... it's not exactly obvious
🔗 16:24 Krlnkir: Omnipotenttrevor: they don't. Raz has stolen Agent Nein's mind-door-thing.
🔗 16:24Muffincider: @Omnipotenttrevor Holy hell I've never thought that, it makes so much sense
🔗 16:24 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: how do you do actions in chat?
🔗 16:24 Nightvalien28: Omnipotenttrevor, hence the censors and the vaults
🔗 16:24Veste: I mean, they probably don't. These people are very different from the actual Psychonauts.
🔗 16:24 Dandinstorm12: Sick
🔗 16:24 MadAndySims: Music... so... awesome!
🔗 16:25 TheAmazingHobo: Every game ever made would be better with Luchadores. And that includes CoD, Tetris and Myst.
🔗 16:25 Krlnkir: Except you can't beat this guy without another power.
🔗 16:25 Sarah_Serinde wonders if this is what Hidingonuseridpirateship is asking about?
🔗 16:25 AdmiralMemo: Oh Graham gets to see the wrestler! Awesome!
🔗 16:25Valkyrie_Lemons: What's his finishing move?
🔗 16:25 Krlnkir: Soooo this is gonna be painful to watch
🔗 16:25 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: guess so
🔗 16:25 King__of__Spades: coach says Great Jorb
🔗 16:25 Sarah_Serinde: Hidingonuseridpirateship, start your message with /me
🔗 16:25Taichanie: I heard some of those guys aren't actually luchadors.
🔗 16:25 Dandinstorm12: welp
🔗 16:25Lancer873: I think this might be the one you can't... right, yeah, can't win until you get a certain thing
🔗 16:25AstroBase: Cant argue with that
🔗 16:25 MadAndySims: Seriously, can we just take a moment to appreciate this music. So awesome.
🔗 16:25 plummeting_sloth: we get it game
🔗 16:25 HidingOnUseridPirateShip gives @Kraest a pizza bite
🔗 16:25deadcrystal: yeah, welp
🔗 16:25 GroutNASA: You're made of meat.
🔗 16:26 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: thanks
🔗 16:26 Nightvalien28: actually I think paul is going to lose here
🔗 16:26 Kraest: Woo pizza bites!
🔗 16:26CoyoteSans: So, is this a Hopeless Boss Fight right now, or do we have to lose to get the thing.
🔗 16:26Valkyrie_Lemons: And then fight gets interrupted by the Wyatts.
🔗 16:26Muffincider: Oh, he doesn't have the have the power he needs
🔗 16:26Lightspeeddash:
eff completely forgot about GPLP 
🔗 16:26 Nightvalien28: I think he needs confusion badge
🔗 16:26MrPuddingmaker just subscribed!
🔗 16:26 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MrPuddingmaker! (Today's storm count: 27)
🔗 16:26DirgeNovak: I think you need the confuso-grenaded for this fight
🔗 16:26 plummeting_sloth: do take that whole concentration into account
🔗 16:26 Krlnkir: No, we can't beat this guy.
🔗 16:26Lightspeeddash: SORB
🔗 16:26Lancer873: Dat unwinnable fight though
🔗 16:26 grgriffin3:
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB 
🔗 16:26 Dandinstorm12: sUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 16:26 plummeting_sloth: oh yeah... you can't win this one
🔗 16:26 Havok4: You need a new power for this.
🔗 16:26 GroutNASA: F to enjoy the stream
🔗 16:26 Krlnkir: We need to get the confusion merit badge first.
🔗 16:26Muffincider: Paul, you don't have the right power
🔗 16:26 Nightvalien28: paul you can't win you need to go back and talk to dingo
🔗 16:27 Spacecarl: Praise the Pudding!
🔗 16:27 ChroniclerC: You actually can't beat this guy yet. It's okay, Paul.
🔗 16:27 Zanzabar_: isnt that in this level though?
🔗 16:27Lightspeeddash: so how was the milkman and was his milk delicious?
🔗 16:27 plummeting_sloth: damn, fooled by kerning!
🔗 16:27CoyoteSans: I... think you get in in this world, but I don't remember where.
🔗 16:27DirgeNovak: It's the GRAHAM CRACKER
🔗 16:27 GroutNASA: Duplex Suplex!
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: I like the signs
🔗 16:27 zyme86: Paul-a-driver
🔗 16:27 MrPhlip: Yeah, this is a have-to-lose, you get the confusion grenade in a bit and come back
🔗 16:27 SohNata: More Piledrivers than a Taker' WM Match
🔗 16:27 Dandinstorm12: Graham is enjoying this too much
🔗 16:27 grgriffin3: Waiting patiently for the RKO OUTTA NOWHERE.
🔗 16:27Lord_ZYRK:
Lightspeeddash, his milk was certainly a hot item 
🔗 16:27ehsteve88: Vintage Recoome right 'ere!
🔗 16:27 TStodden: Bacon out?
🔗 16:28 Dandinstorm12: !death
🔗 16:28 LRRbot:
20 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:28 Nightvalien28: NERRRRD
🔗 16:28 MrPhlip: !death remove
🔗 16:28 LRRbot: 19 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: not a death
🔗 16:28 Dandinstorm12: that should count
🔗 16:28 Havtorn_Epsilon: The ring is the card
🔗 16:28Lightspeeddash: reminds me of Book of Life
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: no mental projection levels lost
🔗 16:28 Dandinstorm12: I'm just sayin'
🔗 16:28 Dandinstorm12: ok
🔗 16:28 MrPhlip: it doesn't cost you a life
🔗 16:28ehsteve88: That looked like a Jerry Lawler piledriver
🔗 16:28 AdmiralMemo: Graham: It's a playing card. Of course it's rectangular.
🔗 16:28 Dix: My god... that's Raz's music!
🔗 16:28Asthanius: Sounds like Patty and Selma turned into mariachis.
🔗 16:29 grgriffin3: Stone Cold Raz Austin!
🔗 16:29 Dandinstorm12: Well fine
🔗 16:29 Aarek: #notadeath
🔗 16:29 Havok4: Unwinnable fights don't count.
🔗 16:29 Eldrin13: no life = no death
🔗 16:29 AdmiralMemo: Forced story death = no death
🔗 16:29 emberBecky: I'd say if you were required to die there to get that quest, then probably not
🔗 16:29 TheAmazingHobo: He´s smiling!
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: if he lost and it did cost him a life, then yeah it'd be a death
🔗 16:29 EldraziOutlaw: It was a can't win fight, no death
🔗 16:29 plummeting_sloth: THAT BOY HAS A FAMILY
🔗 16:29Lord_ZYRK: no life == not a death
🔗 16:29 Anubis169:
it'd also be pretty crappy for a story death to cost you a life 
🔗 16:29 grgriffin3: BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM!
🔗 16:29 LadyRhian: Can't sleep
Bull will eat me!
🔗 16:29 TStodden: Anubis has spoken! NO DEATH!
🔗 16:30 AdmiralMemo: Look at this bed, this bed is amazing...
🔗 16:30Lord_Rakdos: hi btw twitch says you are offline right now
🔗 16:30Lord_ZYRK: Beside the bed, Paul
🔗 16:30 plummeting_sloth: start that fire up
🔗 16:30 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Rakdos, Weird.
🔗 16:30 Krlnkir: You don't actually HAVE to lose that fight; you can get the Confusion Badge before going into that painting.
🔗 16:30 MrPhlip: Jump into the fireplace
🔗 16:30Lightspeeddash: anything behind the fireplace
🔗 16:30 Havok4: Go into the fireplace.
🔗 16:30 Nightvalien28: into the fireplace
🔗 16:30 Dandinstorm12: Secrets
🔗 16:30 LRRbot: Look at the cards.
🔗 16:30 MrPhlip: Sercrats!
🔗 16:30 Dandinstorm12: Scheissen
🔗 16:30DirgeNovak: OH NOES
🔗 16:30 Anubis169:

🔗 16:31questhere: Bull-dozed
🔗 16:31CoyoteSans: The Worst Luck.
🔗 16:31 Eldrin13:

🔗 16:31 Spacecarl: well there was the teleport guy
🔗 16:31 King__of__Spades: you fell off a building into a bull
🔗 16:31 MadAndySims: You should be able to teleport back from the beginning alley
🔗 16:31Lightspeeddash: Seabats? where?
🔗 16:31 grgriffin3: GORE! GORE! GORE!
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo: Paul... PUAL!
🔗 16:31 MrPhlip: Paul: the cards you've collected can be used as fast-travel through the level
🔗 16:31 Krlnkir: You can fast travel through the card-paintings
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo: Paul: You can use ANY CARD to fast travel.
🔗 16:31Valkyrie_Lemons: Do you think that red bull is on Red Bull?
🔗 16:31 MadAndySims: Use clairvoyance on teleport guy
🔗 16:31 VmKid: PAUL! You can jump into any card/Edgar portrait to fast travel through this level.
🔗 16:32 plummeting_sloth: and of course the chat should always be trusted
🔗 16:32 AdmiralMemo: !listen
🔗 16:32 LRRbot: Always listen to chat. Never listen to chat.
🔗 16:32 SohNata: Is Moonbase on Pacific time?
🔗 16:32 Havok4: YOu can go through them to the main hub and to any other card.
🔗 16:32CoyoteSans: Can we do it for cards we haven;t cleared yet, though?
🔗 16:32 Krlnkir: Also GIVE EDGAR HIS CARDS
🔗 16:32Lightspeeddash: Cobra mun
🔗 16:32 Dandinstorm12: Give edgar his cards
🔗 16:32 Havok4: Yeah talk to edgar.
🔗 16:32 Anubis169: the green one
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: spades
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: can't use it yet
🔗 16:33 MrPhlip: yeah, this is the one
🔗 16:33Lord_Rakdos: speak with edgar
🔗 16:33 MadAndySims: Use clairvoyance on teleport guy
🔗 16:33CoyoteSans: Madandysims We did that last week.
🔗 16:33 Krlnkir: Paul hates edgar, refuses to return his cards.
🔗 16:33 MadAndySims: Oh, sorry, missed that
🔗 16:33 plummeting_sloth: uh... just use fast travel?
🔗 16:33 Kraest: That sounds like a ghast and it sets me on edge
🔗 16:33DirgeNovak: Paul confirmed card hoarder
🔗 16:33 AdmiralMemo: Paul is an Edgar racist
🔗 16:33Lightspeeddash: was graham here for the milkman?
🔗 16:34TAOTheCrab: teleport dude in the corner
🔗 16:34 Nightvalien28: teleport guy is right there
🔗 16:34 plummeting_sloth: you know, the one that's right there
🔗 16:34 Castlewise: go to the bubble blowing guy
🔗 16:34 sorinisswift: Just use the fast travel dude right there
🔗 16:34Lord_ZYRK: Lightspeeddash, nope
🔗 16:34 AdmiralMemo:
Lightspeeddash, No. 
🔗 16:34 Castlewise: he can teleport you to the apartment
🔗 16:34 Havok4: You get some cutsceens and comments.
🔗 16:34 Krlnkir: He has funny dialogue!
🔗 16:34 Eldrin13: this is probably the most confusing level to navigate
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: yaaaaaaay
🔗 16:34Lightspeeddash: Get Snoted
🔗 16:34 Anubis169:
there
🔗 16:34 Nerdshome: what is this acid trip I just logged onto?
🔗 16:34 Dandinstorm12: Clairvoyance the teleporter
🔗 16:34MillerDark: Have they done Napoleon yet?
🔗 16:34 Krlnkir: I think Gloria's stage is even more confusing
🔗 16:34 Kraest:

🔗 16:34Lord_ZYRK: MillerDark, no
🔗 16:35MillerDark: Sweeeeeet
🔗 16:35 Nightvalien28: well you are in someone's mind
🔗 16:35 plummeting_sloth: well, at least it's not the mind-f*ck that the milkman conspiracy was
🔗 16:35 Krlnkir: Swapping the lights and stages and scripts gets reaaaally confusing.
🔗 16:35Zapblastspace: Can I just say the music is sweet
🔗 16:35 LadyRhian: Mental baggage is cute!
🔗 16:35 AdmiralMemo:
And... Final payment to tally on Alex in Wonderland sent! It's all settled! 
🔗 16:35 sorinisswift:

🔗 16:35 plummeting_sloth: it's actually a pretty poor fireplace
🔗 16:35 Papperslappen: I wonder how my mind would look as a Psychonauts level. I'm not sure I want to know.
🔗 16:35 Krlnkir: Its a horizontal chimney.
🔗 16:36Lightspeeddash: also his milk was delicious
🔗 16:36will91595: im a grape
🔗 16:36 King__of__Spades: he has a but on his face
🔗 16:36 Bawkbawkboo1: Krinkir oh my God I spent so much time in that level
🔗 16:36 Dandinstorm12: Paul "You're Purple" Saunders
🔗 16:36Omnipotenttrevor: I'm right there with ya Papperslappen
🔗 16:36 King__of__Spades: butt*
🔗 16:36 Kraest:
Oh man...I just realised...with the DB chat being on Twitch this year, it's going to be RIFE with 
🔗 16:36Lord_ZYRK: His head looks like an eggplant
🔗 16:36questhere: whoa hes got some some serious butt chin going on
🔗 16:36 Krlnkir: (We've seen dozens of posters for the fight all throughout the level)
🔗 16:36 AdmiralMemo:
Kraest, 
🔗 16:36Thecanerdian: Just joining, did they already find Edward's secret garden?
🔗 16:36 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 16:36 Nightvalien28: Thecanerdian, not yet
🔗 16:37 Krlnkir: To be fair, your towel boy disguise is TERRIBLE.
🔗 16:37Lightspeeddash: MUSIIICCC
🔗 16:37 sorinisswift:
That music 
🔗 16:37 VmKid:

🔗 16:37 grgriffin3:

🔗 16:37 plummeting_sloth: I HAVE MASTERED CONFUSION... at least I think I did. I'm confused
🔗 16:37 MrPhlip: 9/9 badges hype
🔗 16:37 Krlnkir: Use it on him!
🔗 16:37Thecanerdian:
thnx vallen, just realized if they only got confusion grenades they're a ways off from that 
🔗 16:37 sorinisswift: MASTER OF CONFUSION!
🔗 16:37 Dandinstorm12: Dix
🔗 16:37Valkyrie_Lemons: The music seems to be cross between the Rocky Theme and the Star Wars ceremony.
🔗 16:37 LadyRhian: WA@! Confusion Grenades?
🔗 16:37 Kraest: Plummeting_sloth I think that's how you know you've done it
🔗 16:37 Nerdshome: welp I'm confused so i guess it works
🔗 16:37 grgriffin3: I'm in the land of confusion!
🔗 16:37 sorinisswift: Such Dix. Much Chat
🔗 16:37 Dandinstorm12: Dix............
🔗 16:37 Dix: DB 1 FOOTAGE
🔗 16:37 Nightvalien28: oh wow
🔗 16:37 VmKid:

🔗 16:38 Krlnkir: Foreshadowing!
🔗 16:38deadcrystal: Paul would need to head back to the sewetprs, which he doesn't seem inclined to dp
🔗 16:38 LambMower: What Dix said!
🔗 16:38 AdmiralMemo: HOLY BUS
🔗 16:38 Pandasandpancakes: holy bus
🔗 16:38 Durugai: DIX WHAT?! HOLY BUS
🔗 16:38 grgriffin3: HOLY BUS
🔗 16:38 Dandinstorm12: Wow
🔗 16:38Master_Gunner: no, that's DB1
🔗 16:38 Dandinstorm12: that's sick
🔗 16:38 Anubis169 hugs Dix
🔗 16:38Lord_ZYRK gets his tools to patch the bus
🔗 16:38Master_Gunner: there's also DB2 stuff though
🔗 16:38 BusTed: Mmm... Pringles.
🔗 16:38Nosliw87: whose house is that?
🔗 16:38 Durugai: A long way we have come
🔗 16:39 LadyRhian: Confusio the Matador!
🔗 16:39 AdmiralMemo: That's Bill's house
🔗 16:39 Dandinstorm12: nooooooooo buffering
🔗 16:39Valkyrie_Lemons: He's been hit with a foreign object, Cobra has no idea where he is!
🔗 16:39Nosliw87: oh wow long time since ive seen bill
🔗 16:39 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 16:39 Anubis169:
Graham: How is Bill doing? I haven't heard anything about him in ages 
🔗 16:39 plummeting_sloth: when you throw a confusion grenade, you have to say "GRENADE OUT?"]
🔗 16:39 Havtorn_Epsilon: And the Nintendo-sign that later assaulted James
🔗 16:39 MrPhlip:

🔗 16:39 Eldrin13: eh eh eh
🔗 16:39 grgriffin3:
THERE
🔗 16:39Muffincider: Is Bill coming back for the next DB?
🔗 16:39 Kraest:

🔗 16:40 MadTheorist: Paul is behind Bill's head
🔗 16:40 LadyRhian: Graham was confused.
🔗 16:40 VmKid: Weird bug, the level music was still playing...
🔗 16:40Asthanius: "James got hit by the 90's!"
🔗 16:40questhere: Its not DB if Bill doesnt crash the bus
🔗 16:40DirgeNovak: Boss time fight times is best times
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Graham: James doesn't realize that Nintendo sign was lying in wait for 6 years before hitting him.
🔗 16:40 grgriffin3: That Nintendo sign had it out for James from the very beginning!
🔗 16:40 Durugai: James vs NintendoSIgn 2014 tune in, soon!
🔗 16:40 grgriffin3: Slow burn.....
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo: And Havtorn_Epsilon types faster than me
🔗 16:40 Nightvalien28: paul go back distract the bull, talk to the dog to put up the sign and talk to dingo again
🔗 16:40 Anubis169:
Get the emotional baggage near the gate 
🔗 16:40 plummeting_sloth: The Nintendo sign is out for blooD
🔗 16:40 BusTed: The long con.
🔗 16:40will91595: that guy has so much meat
🔗 16:41 Dandinstorm12: wow
🔗 16:41crabbman6:
Psychonauts
favourite game of all time
🔗 16:41 Dandinstorm12: that is one hell of a card
🔗 16:41 Dandinstorm12: tower
🔗 16:41 King__of__Spades: he looks like Zangief...in his goth phase
🔗 16:41 LadyRhian: The Matador's wife/Girlfriend
🔗 16:41 grgriffin3: That is certainly a tower.
🔗 16:41Lancer873: Aaaand extended metaphor revelation in 5... 4... 3... 2...
🔗 16:41 esperchld: He made an Edgar suit
🔗 16:41Thecanerdian:
you can always go back to any level for collection 
🔗 16:41 Kraest: As an artist, I can't help but try to imagine the skeletal structure of the characters in this game...my head hurts...
🔗 16:42 VmKid: Paul, remember that you have to go get the ad painted.
🔗 16:42 Krlnkir: You want to do the Matador thing. You get a powerup from it which you can't otherwise get. You can get the baggage later.
🔗 16:42 plummeting_sloth: go through the spades
🔗 16:42 zyme86: queen of hearts is always your best bet
🔗 16:42 ChroniclerC: You can come back to any world, Graham and Paul.
🔗 16:42Muffincider: There is a tag!
🔗 16:42Nosliw87: their heads hurt too
🔗 16:42 TStodden: WAs there a Figment by the wall?
🔗 16:42Shadow_wolfs: tag in roundabout area
🔗 16:42DirgeNovak: Tag on the balcony in main room
🔗 16:42 ChroniclerC: In fact, some worlds are easier to navigate after you've beaten them.
🔗 16:42monkeryz: You got tag
🔗 16:42deadcrystal: There's a secret area in the sewers Paul!
🔗 16:42 Krlnkir: Confuse the bull.
🔗 16:42 Nightvalien28: confuse the bull
🔗 16:42DirgeNovak: Confuse the bull
🔗 16:42Thecanerdian: you have to distract the bull so he can paint the ad
🔗 16:42 Havok4: Yeah confuse the bull.
🔗 16:43 plummeting_sloth: the confusion stops the bull
🔗 16:43 squaredotcube: Did you ever do the guitar and doorway painting things
🔗 16:43 Krlnkir: Nooo you can do that later, do the anxious dog puzzle now
🔗 16:43 Havok4: The vines is the same spot you used the window.
🔗 16:43 MrPhlip: Confuse the bull, then the dog will be able to paint that ad, and you can get your reward from the matador
🔗 16:43crabbman6: I miss this game so much
🔗 16:43 Krlnkir: (It was through the sewers, paul)
🔗 16:43deadcrystal: The sewers Paul!
🔗 16:43Lightspeeddash: Krl they'll do it at their own pace
🔗 16:43 Nightvalien28: use the vines where you used the window
🔗 16:43Lancer873: Yeah this level is a bit hard to navigate... ironically being the most stunning looking level everything seems to look the same.
🔗 16:44 Spacecarl: it was right at that painting
🔗 16:44Thecanerdian: Lancer, it's the weird neon and black scheme. Eyes are not meant to see in blacklight!
🔗 16:44 Kraest: Those little wormy dudes really creep me out
🔗 16:44 Krlnkir: Lightspeeddash: sure, but they can do those other things after they've finished the level; the matador thing can't be done after the level is beaten.
🔗 16:44 King__of__Spades: confuse a cat
🔗 16:44 VmKid: Random thought: The naming of these episodes will be really confusing when they go to YouTube.
🔗 16:44 grgriffin3: He's very confuse-a-bull.
🔗 16:45 Akaiatana: I have a WoW character named Horribullpun
🔗 16:45 plummeting_sloth: you have to talk to the painter
🔗 16:45 Nightvalien28: talk to the dog
🔗 16:45 plummeting_sloth: boof
🔗 16:46 Anubis169: hahahaha
🔗 16:46 Bawkbawkboo1: that was entirely your fault
🔗 16:46Thecanerdian: omg I've never seen this
🔗 16:46Thecanerdian: love it
🔗 16:46 MrPhlip: how have I never seen this conversation
🔗 16:46 Eldrin13: so many delicious small things like this in this game
🔗 16:46 Krlnkir: Oh wow I never did this
🔗 16:46Valkyrie_Lemons: I really wanted the painter to just say "Seriously, I maybe a dog, but I ain't your ***."
🔗 16:46Omnipotenttrevor: Tac
🔗 16:46Thecanerdian: best misfire ever
🔗 16:46 AdmiralMemo: ROFL
🔗 16:46Thecanerdian: AMAZING
🔗 16:46questhere: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
🔗 16:46Thecanerdian: HAHAHAHAH
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: hahahhahhaha
🔗 16:47questhere: !game good
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (90/92)
🔗 16:47 plummeting_sloth: what the hell was that?
🔗 16:47 Anubis169 dies laughing
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: smack
🔗 16:47DirgeNovak: Never saw this
🔗 16:47 MrPhlip: !game good again
🔗 16:47 Krlnkir: Paul you are the greatest screwup ever
🔗 16:47Lancer873: !game amazing
🔗 16:47 Kraest: That...was amazing!
🔗 16:47 Eldrin13: amazing
🔗 16:47 grgriffin3: Well, that's my new favorite thing.
🔗 16:47CoyoteSans: you killed that dog. you monster
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 16:47 Durugai: that was AWESOME
🔗 16:47 VmKid: I've never seen that happen before
🔗 16:47 LambMower: !game good
🔗 16:47 Aarek: !game good
🔗 16:47 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 16:47DiamondTiki: !game doublegood
🔗 16:47Lancer873: I never even knew about that.
🔗 16:47 medicalvampire: !game a catsend
🔗 16:47Lord_ZYRK:
I did not know you could do that 
🔗 16:47crabbman6: !game good
🔗 16:47questhere: !game doublefine
🔗 16:47lirelent: hu, why you no email me twitch
🔗 16:47 ChroniclerC: The timing on this is really tricky.
🔗 16:47 Kraest: !game good
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: bull there
🔗 16:47 MadTheorist: !game good
🔗 16:48Omnipotenttrevor: I heard somewhere recently that they programmed in funny interactions with every character and every item and power. Even items and powers you can't use on characters because you only get them for a short time, or after they've passed
🔗 16:48ReverseCreations: yeah, I didn't think or accidentally confusion bomb that dog, but holy ***, that was amazing
🔗 16:48 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (93/95)
🔗 16:48Lord_Rakdos: the new Commander decks are AWESOME
🔗 16:48Thecanerdian: now we have to replay this and confuse EVERYONE
🔗 16:48 Nightvalien28: paul use the vine painting where you used the window painting
🔗 16:48 Krlnkir: That is not actually true. Some items you just straight can't use on certain people.
🔗 16:49 VmKid: The dev team thinks of EVERYTHING.
🔗 16:49Omnipotenttrevor: ah
🔗 16:49 plummeting_sloth: yeah... particularly, show the little turtle to EVERYONE once you get it
🔗 16:49Nosliw87: they are rakdos, im buying black and blue probably
🔗 16:49 Krlnkir: But you CAN use the LAST item you EVER GET on EVERY character.
🔗 16:49x270MAXx: You can use your powers on your fellow campers for great results
🔗 16:49Thecanerdian: Graham's right, you can use Clairvoyance
🔗 16:49Thecanerdian: nice
🔗 16:49questhere: clairvoyance is great fun to use on everyone
🔗 16:49 VmKid: No, you're a little matador.
🔗 16:50Pairoschuz: There's actually an achievement for using clairvoyance on a lot of different people
🔗 16:50crabbman6: The best thing to do once you completed this game over 5 times is use cheats and give yourself all of the abilities from the start and use them on everyone in camp.
🔗 16:50 Havok4: Go to the painter's nitch.
🔗 16:50 Spacecarl: talk to that dog now?
🔗 16:50 VmKid:

🔗 16:50 MrPhlip: You got an item to increase your maximum life cap for doing the ad painting sidequest thing
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: The sewers... which are also school for some reason
🔗 16:50 MrPhlip: it's not necessary, but useful
🔗 16:50 Nightvalien28: paul you can use the vine painting on the same place you used the window painting
🔗 16:51 Krlnkir: His highschool memories are buried, Admiralmemo.
🔗 16:51 AdmiralMemo: Krlnkir, I know... It's just weird
🔗 16:51CoyoteSans: Welcome to this game.
🔗 16:51 Nightvalien28: memo and highschool is sweage
🔗 16:51DiamondTiki: It will become relevant later, G
🔗 16:51questhere: sub conscious?
🔗 16:51 plummeting_sloth: he's been repressing it
🔗 16:51 Dandinstorm12: heh sub conscious
🔗 16:51Thecanerdian: spoilers!
🔗 16:51 Nightvalien28: paul you broke the vault you seen what happened to him in highschool
🔗 16:51 TStodden: School was crap... hence sewers...
🔗 16:51DirgeNovak:
You're sub conscious! 
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: Go go power vines!
🔗 16:52 Spacecarl: Does the dog that painted the sign have anything new in his new spot?
🔗 16:52 MrPhlip: Oh, this upcoming area is great
🔗 16:52Duwani1: Tim schaffer has a warp brain i think not bad jus asque
🔗 16:52 the_lone_bard: That seems plausible. I'm 22 and still stuck trying to make my life go back to when I was 13 and the endless downward spiral started.
🔗 16:52 MadAndySims: He's been making himself think it's a big, bullfighty melodrama, when he really just got dumped in highschool
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: oh riiiiight
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: It's the sub ocean!... Errr sewer
🔗 16:52Mowdownjoe: KITTEH
🔗 16:52 Nightvalien28: yaya
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: =(???)= MEOW!
🔗 16:52Thecanerdian: yaaay!
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: the vines grow sideways, that's why you can't use the guitar
🔗 16:52Thecanerdian: classic secret.
🔗 16:52 Krlnkir: They've all taken up gardening.
🔗 16:52 Dandinstorm12: we need a Sub_conscious novelty sub
🔗 16:52 emberBecky: !uptime
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:36
🔗 16:52 Aarek: smash the state!
🔗 16:52 VmKid: Speak to them, Paul.
🔗 16:52Thecanerdian:
talk to them! 
🔗 16:52 Nerdshome: how do hte luchadors see you?
🔗 16:53Valkyrie_Lemons: We maybe brutes in the ring, but we have achieved inner peace outside the ring.
🔗 16:53questhere: "conscious has subbed!"
🔗 16:53 zyme86: last time he was happy
🔗 16:53 AdmiralMemo: Clairvoyance on the luchadores!
🔗 16:53 plummeting_sloth: well, it's basically to show that his affection was not one-side.
🔗 16:53 VmKid: Paul, talk to the wrestlers
🔗 16:53 MrPhlip: Eagle sees you as a worm
🔗 16:53RvLeshrac: Paul can see into people's minds. He can see through their eyes. But can he see why kids love Apple Jacks when they don't taste like Apples?
🔗 16:53Thecanerdian: cause CAWCAW
🔗 16:54 Nightvalien28: as a knight of course
🔗 16:54DirgeNovak: Ca-CAW!
🔗 16:54Rocketman210: el dragone dude
🔗 16:54 AdmiralMemo: So it's a cardboard knight
🔗 16:54Lord_Rakdos: Smash the state
🔗 16:54 ChroniclerC: Smash the state!
🔗 16:54Rocketman210: thats his name
🔗 16:54 MrPhlip: This room is so much fun once you get the wrecking ball upgrade
🔗 16:54synsypa: of course the plants have health, veggies are good for you
🔗 16:54Cantwearcats: nuuuu my brain garden!
🔗 16:54 MrPhlip: just destroy all the things
🔗 16:54 Durugai: Food = Health
🔗 16:54 plummeting_sloth: break open your memories for mental health!
🔗 16:54CoyoteSans: Rvleshrac Because they're full of sugar and high-manipulative marketing campaigns?
🔗 16:54 Krlnkir: It's paint, paul.
🔗 16:54 Kraest: Wow, I don't think you can get much more backhanded than that XD
🔗 16:54Lancer873: Raz: actually kind of a jerk..
🔗 16:54 MadAndySims: It's not water, it's paint
🔗 16:55 Havok4: And pick up the vines again.
🔗 16:55 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, Paint...
🔗 16:55Lord_ZYRK: It looks more like Peptobismol
🔗 16:55 TStodden: It's Pepto Bismol!
🔗 16:55 Dandinstorm12: ms paint
🔗 16:55 MadAndySims: Otherwise, the water-death-hand would get Raz
🔗 16:55 Krlnkir: Us the confusion bombs on the other dogs, maybe?
🔗 16:55 plummeting_sloth: boof
🔗 16:55 AdmiralMemo: Grrrrr
🔗 16:55DirgeNovak: Boss time
🔗 16:55 VmKid: Time for a BAUS
🔗 16:55 MrPhlip: I don't think there's anything else to do
🔗 16:56Mowdownjoe: LET'S HAVE A SCRAP
🔗 16:56 Nightvalien28: boss time
🔗 16:56Lightspeeddash: tiem for a BATTL
🔗 16:56 Krlnkir: Yeah, probably Baus tiem.
🔗 16:56 MrPhlip: there's one or two minor things for putting the window painting on every hook, but it's mostly just figments
🔗 16:56Lancer873: No reason to grab the vines unless you're going full completionist. Let's go reveal that extended metaphor!
🔗 16:56 Durugai: scraaaaap time!
🔗 16:56 MrPhlip: I think it's boss time
🔗 16:56Lord_Rakdos: there are 2 places to use the vines
🔗 16:56 Spacecarl: Does the dog you had paint the sign have anything in his new nook?
🔗 16:56 Bawkbawkboo1: In my political philosophy class we were talking about Rousseau's vision of state censors and I kept imagining them as these censors
🔗 16:56 Krlnkir: fight that bull irl
🔗 16:56 ChroniclerC: Yeah, you can just finish the level now, I think.
🔗 16:56 plummeting_sloth: having them won't hurt. You have a bag of holding
🔗 16:56 sorinisswift: COnfuse bomb the dog!
🔗 16:57 Durugai: 100% Psychonauts seems like a nightmare
🔗 16:57 Nightvalien28: Durugai, it is
🔗 16:57Rocketman210: it literally is
🔗 16:57 Krlnkir: Or ieh, I guess. In Edgar's Head. Fight that bull IEH.
🔗 16:57Rocketman210: thats what the game is about
🔗 16:57Thecanerdian: listen for the crying, Paul
🔗 16:57 Dandinstorm12: You're hopped up on crack!
🔗 16:57CoyoteSans: If you 100% this game, congratulations! You, the player, now have a mental rpoblem: obsessive compulsion!
🔗 16:57Valkyrie_Lemons: It's not crack, it's red bull he's drinking!
🔗 16:57Reutan: I forget, who is directly before this guy's mind?
🔗 16:58crabbman6: Theres always that one figment you forget
🔗 16:58Rocketman210: napoleon
🔗 16:58Lord_ZYRK: It stole Kathleen's crack from home!
🔗 16:58Rocketman210: 's brother
🔗 16:58 Bawkbawkboo1: Getting 100% in this game is *ridiculously* time consuming. Getting all of the figments in "Napoleon"'s level is a huge pain
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28: Reutan, the diva
🔗 16:58 Durugai: well I did 100% AC1 >.>
🔗 16:58 TStodden: The muffin man?
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28: Bawkbawkboo1, napoleon's is easy that effing race is ***
🔗 16:58Reutan: Wait, did I miss the Milkman! D:
🔗 16:58 Anubis169:
Durugai: me too 
🔗 16:58Omnipotenttrevor: Yeah, the race in Mia's head
🔗 16:58Lancer873: Durugai: Ugggghhh, some of those banners were the actual worst >.<
🔗 16:58Lord_ZYRK: Reutan, you did
🔗 16:58 Papperslappen: I met Tim Schafer this Saturday when I visited Day of the Devs. He came up from a staircase and said hello, I was in my own thoughts and was so startled that I said something like eghgehg, er, hi.
🔗 16:58 VmKid: Reutan: Yup.
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28: Reutan, yes
🔗 16:58 MrPhlip: Bawkbawkboo1: Figments in the levitation race is the worst imo
🔗 16:58Reutan:

🔗 16:58 plummeting_sloth: man,that wasn't all the baggage?
🔗 16:58 Durugai: Anubis169 the flags... The FLAGS!
🔗 16:58 ChroniclerC: Yeah, figments in Mia's Race is a pain in the arse.
🔗 16:58 VmKid: By like two weeks
🔗 16:58 Krlnkir: It's not actually that bad. I 100%ed a few weeks ago in like, 10 hours.
🔗 16:59Rocketman210: and hes climbing the stairway t heavan
🔗 16:59Thecanerdian:
Pappers: 
🔗 16:59 Bawkbawkboo1: yeah ok that race is pretty bad
🔗 16:59Reutan: He is the bull! DA NAAAAHH
🔗 16:59 Dandinstorm12: oooooooooo oooo oooo oooooooooo and she's buying a stairway to heaven.....
🔗 16:59Lancer873: Extended metaphoooooor!
🔗 16:59Lord_Rakdos: #sketchy
🔗 16:59Thecanerdian: you know how people say High School is the best years of your life?
🔗 16:59Nosliw87: NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS
🔗 16:59Thecanerdian: it's bull.
🔗 16:59Mowdownjoe: NADE OUT
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: Uh.........................
🔗 16:59 plummeting_sloth: gonna need that telekinesis again
🔗 16:59Rocketman210: IRONY
🔗 16:59 Havok4: confuse him!
🔗 16:59Rocketman210: DRAMATIC IRONY
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo: Flower power!
🔗 17:00 Durugai: WE ARE THE CYBERDEMONS!
🔗 17:00Lancer873: Leveimation
🔗 17:00Lord_ZYRK: THEN WHO WAS PHONE
🔗 17:00Pairoschuz: Try using T.K. Fire!
🔗 17:00AegeusEvander: bacon should be the answer
🔗 17:00RvLeshrac: The traditional bullfighting weapons? Anaestheitcs and poisons?
🔗 17:00 sorinisswift: You must smack the buns. SMACK THE BUNS.
🔗 17:00Duwani1: How does el odio see you?
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo:
BACON! 
🔗 17:00 grgriffin3: Quickly, use the bacon!
🔗 17:00 MadAndySims: "Hold on a second, Mr Bull, I'm choosing my powers"
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo:
Bulls love bacon! 
🔗 17:00 Durugai:
CV on bull plz 
🔗 17:00Godpigeon: that's the al bundy
🔗 17:00 esperchld: bacon solves all problems
🔗 17:00CoyoteSans: So now, a literal Bull Fight Boss.
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: school was great for me... the other kids were the horrid part
🔗 17:00 TStodden: I think the Bacon will help...
🔗 17:00Valkyrie_Lemons: Tactical roll!
🔗 17:00Rocketman210: with the actual traditional bullfighters spears
🔗 17:01 grgriffin3: I quite enjoyed high school.
🔗 17:01KilroyM1: Not the best years of my life but they didn't suck
🔗 17:01 plummeting_sloth: remember you have both shields and confusion
🔗 17:01 TheAmazingHobo: Honestly "High School was the best part of my life" probably IS true for a depressing number of people.
🔗 17:01 LambMower: High school was really fun, but yeah, if you give up on having fun after high school then it's time to revaluate
🔗 17:01 Krlnkir: You still need to chuck the spear thingies at him
🔗 17:01 Havtorn_Epsilon:
TBH, my highschool years sucked balls at the time, but I gotta say that *** sort of went downhill afterwards all the same. 
🔗 17:01AegeusEvander: good thing u can throw them like 2 ft
🔗 17:01 Dandinstorm12: welp
🔗 17:01 Nightvalien28: LambMower, worse if you keep living in that mindset
🔗 17:01 Durugai: Man, we lost a man, man
🔗 17:01RvLeshrac: All school was complete garbage.
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: TheAmazingHobo: It wasn't the best for me, but it was certainly better than my CURRENT part of my life.
🔗 17:01DirgeNovak: Paul gun dai
🔗 17:01 Spacecarl: Can you shield the charge?
🔗 17:01Damaris1034: Evening all.
🔗 17:01questhere: invisibility is probably useful
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: TheAmazingHobo, At least I had FRIENDS in high school.
🔗 17:01 LambMower: High school was fun, but it was also when I was the most physically and mentally ill, I was not having a good time. But I met a lot of really good friends and stuff in high school
🔗 17:02Pairoschuz: You can break the flowers for health if you need it
🔗 17:02 LambMower: So high school was in the end, still a very good time
🔗 17:02 LambMower: But the time afterwards have been so much better
🔗 17:02Godpigeon: those are just to piss a bull of in real life...
🔗 17:02Thecanerdian: aaaand accent drop
🔗 17:02Thecanerdian: love
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28 vomites
🔗 17:03 Nightvalien28: *vomits
🔗 17:03 Dandinstorm12: ouch
🔗 17:03 plummeting_sloth: I was like "What the hell is a Gobull?"
🔗 17:03Lancer873: And lo, the extended metaphor is fully revealed.
🔗 17:03 ProbablyAtWork: Dat butt wiggle
🔗 17:03Veste: dat butt wiggle
🔗 17:03 grgriffin3: Well, alright then.
🔗 17:03Valkyrie_Lemons: Olé!
🔗 17:03Nosliw87:

🔗 17:03Veste: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
🔗 17:03Reutan:
Buttwiggle
🔗 17:03 Walkingharder: Butt wiggle too strong
🔗 17:03 sorinisswift: Wiggle wiggle wiggle
🔗 17:03 VmKid: Nothing at all... nothing at all...
🔗 17:03chibi_bento: the biggest butt.
🔗 17:03Thecanerdian: get health from the flowers!
🔗 17:03 King__of__Spades: das boot
🔗 17:03 CaptainSpam: Edgar's mind is one of the better ones, story-wise, I felt.
🔗 17:04 TheAmazingHobo: This chapter teaches us a valuable lesson: Don´t just stick spears into people´s butts, assuming they are dangerous bulls.
🔗 17:04Lancer873: Paul. Stahp.
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo: Paul "Restabber" Saunders
🔗 17:04 TheAmazingHobo: I had to learn that the hard way.
🔗 17:04 plummeting_sloth: Ice cold Paul
🔗 17:04 Havok4: Confuse the matador
🔗 17:04questhere: confuse then throw
🔗 17:04 CaptainSpam: Call bacon if you need help.
🔗 17:04Thecanerdian: stick 'em with the pointy end, Paul!
🔗 17:04DirgeNovak: It also teaches us that if you skewer people with poles, taking them out heals them
🔗 17:04 VmKid: Red Bull gives you wiiings!
🔗 17:05DiamondTiki: NOW stick him with the spears
🔗 17:05 Dandinstorm12: woops
🔗 17:05questhere: wrong bull!
🔗 17:05 Krlnkir: Paul you MONSTER
🔗 17:05Mowdownjoe: Paul is scurb.
🔗 17:05Kettachini_live: hello fellow road crew workers!
🔗 17:05 AdmiralMemo: You just stuck the bull again!
🔗 17:05AegeusEvander: paul stop killing edgar
🔗 17:05 grgriffin3: Paul, you dink!
🔗 17:05 CandyNuke: Paul, stop helping!
🔗 17:05Veste: El Odio is heeet!
🔗 17:05Damaris1034: Just saw the Book of Life on Saturday and this is reminding me of it
🔗 17:05 Krlnkir: Paul, you are 10 years old. Of course you can't chuck those things that far.
🔗 17:05 King__of__Spades: why'd you have to go and make bulls so complicated
🔗 17:05 the_lone_bard: Use the bull as a convenient javelin transportation device.
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: Bull honkey!
🔗 17:06 CantWearHats: non-canon! non-canon!
🔗 17:06 Havok4: But the varsity pep squad can teleport so its okay.
🔗 17:06 plummeting_sloth: If bullfighters could teleport, spain would have done much better in it's wars
🔗 17:06NotTwitchy: Bullfighters can't teleport? Pssh, someone's never been to spain
🔗 17:06Kettachini_live: Lol i love this game soo much :3
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: Pull the one out of his back!
🔗 17:06 esperchld: shoot him in the dinkles
🔗 17:06Pairoschuz: Edgar is confused enough already you guys
🔗 17:06 Krlnkir: Junior varsity pep squad can use blink, so it would make sense that full varsity can teleport.
🔗 17:06 King__of__Spades: I think Ernest Hemmingway could teleport and he was into bull fighting
🔗 17:06Valkyrie_Lemons: I'd be worried if he did like that.
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: Here comes El Ow!
🔗 17:07Duwani1: confuse bull so no fight then hit him?
🔗 17:07Reutan: God, I love this game.
🔗 17:07 ChroniclerC: Nice shot.
🔗 17:07 Bawkbawkboo1: uh, at least two more
🔗 17:07 plummeting_sloth: still a spear in the bull
🔗 17:07 Spacecarl: Still one in the bulls back
🔗 17:07Mowdownjoe: RELEASE THE GOATS
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo: The ACTUAL bull... Pull THAT one out
🔗 17:07Reutan: Or you could just throw the spear a couple times.
🔗 17:07 Bawkbawkboo1: I was wrong
🔗 17:07 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 17:07 skycow007: !game good
🔗 17:07 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (94/96)
🔗 17:07 MrPhlip:

🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo: Or that works
🔗 17:07 Aarek:

🔗 17:07Thecanerdian: oh god this cutscene
🔗 17:07cuttlefishman: Bulled over
🔗 17:07Duwani1: Wait she has boob jiggle?
🔗 17:08Reutan: She has so much boob jiggle.
🔗 17:08Thecanerdian: oh god his jaw
🔗 17:08 AdmiralMemo: Duwani1, You're just noticing this?
🔗 17:08 VmKid: This cutscene is GLORIOUS.
🔗 17:08cuttlefishman: Dreams are awesome
🔗 17:08 plummeting_sloth: And Edward realizes the point of High School Reunions
🔗 17:08 Dandinstorm12: cya
🔗 17:08Rocketman210: #rekt
🔗 17:08Reutan:
He dropped that ***. 
🔗 17:08CoyoteSans: TO THE NIGHTMARE SPACE WITH YOU.
🔗 17:08Valkyrie_Lemons: Got to love she keeps the pep rally going even during weeping.
🔗 17:08 AdmiralMemo: Cold as ICE
🔗 17:08 TheAmazingHobo: And thus ends the Matador Metaphor.
🔗 17:08 zyme86: straight dumped
🔗 17:08 King__of__Spades: "don't worry I don't think I'm a bull therefore I can't be hurt by spears"
🔗 17:08Mowdownjoe: I never remembered the juggle physics.
🔗 17:08Lancer873: !game still good
🔗 17:08 Anubis169: he shoved them down back into the high-school sewer
🔗 17:08cuttlefishman: !game good
🔗 17:08 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (95/97)
🔗 17:09 Bawkbawkboo1: !game good
🔗 17:09 CaptainSpam: !game good
🔗 17:09 Castlewise: is there a poll for the next guy
🔗 17:09Veste: !game insanely good
🔗 17:09DiamondTiki: !game good
🔗 17:09DirgeNovak: Raz ableist
🔗 17:09 esperchld: His mental issues are a bunch of bull
🔗 17:09DiamondTiki: !game super good
🔗 17:09 Dix: Thaaaaa worst
🔗 17:09Lancer873: Talk to him again!
🔗 17:09Crimznking: The writing for this game is so good, makes me regret not getting it when it came out.
🔗 17:09DirgeNovak: NAPOLEON
🔗 17:09 CantWearHats: damn you daylight savings!
🔗 17:09 plummeting_sloth: hey, that's good for you all. No light shining in your face
🔗 17:09cuttlefishman: It's dark here and it's 9pm
🔗 17:09 MrPhlip: and now he's painting dogs playing poker, of course
🔗 17:09 VmKid:
He's painting the dogs 
🔗 17:09 tehcrashxor: All the darkness is the best part of winter
🔗 17:09 Krlnkir: I think Napoleon was second in the polls
🔗 17:09 tehcrashxor: Snow's a close second
🔗 17:09 the_lone_bard: Graham, it's anti-daylight savings time here in Aus... It's complete daylight at 8pm and pitch black at 8:15...
🔗 17:09MillerDark: Time for another cool level
🔗 17:09Redbassist: !game good
🔗 17:09chibi_bento: I know -- it's the worst. We should just not do dst like Saskatchewan.
🔗 17:09 ChroniclerC: DST is shenanigans.
🔗 17:09 zyme86: graham, that was the most canadian thing you've said
🔗 17:09 Dandinstorm12: Napoleon
🔗 17:09Lancer873: Make sure to talk to him again before you move on
🔗 17:09 LadyRhian: Domo Arigato Dr. Loboto?
🔗 17:09 AdmiralMemo: burk tyme
🔗 17:09 ChroniclerC: Arright, I gotta go, glad we made it to the end of the level.
🔗 17:09 MrPhlip: Waterloo World so good
🔗 17:09Lord_Rakdos: napoleon
🔗 17:09 EustaceThrimbletrimmer: Without Daylight Savings, wouldn't it be dark at 4?
🔗 17:09Reutan: I expect that he just charged the bills anyhow.
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (97/99)
🔗 17:09 Papperslappen: Good thing I'm having a daylight savings burrito for dinner
🔗 17:09CoyoteSans: So... Split-PersoNapoleon or... Drama Queen?
🔗 17:09Veste: Should save Napoleon for last because it's infinitely better than the other level...
🔗 17:09 Dandinstorm12: cya @Chroniclerc
🔗 17:09 ChroniclerC: Take care, Chat. Take care, G&P.
🔗 17:09 Zanzabar_: idk I kinda loved the stage show
🔗 17:10Lord_Rakdos: !game good
🔗 17:10Thecanerdian: Daylight Savings Time truly is the bane of Canada.
🔗 17:10DirgeNovak: Imma go get a BEER then
🔗 17:10 zyme86: Graham, totally Douglass MacAurthur in another life
🔗 17:10Decaped: I really like the Play level!
🔗 17:10 CaptainSpam: Napoleon's level is great. Gloria's... not so much.
🔗 17:10chibi_bento: No, DST just ended, so this is the 'real' time.
🔗 17:10Reutan: The stage show was too platform-ey for me.
🔗 17:10CoyoteSans: Yeah, I don't care for this trend of saving the worst of the three for last.
🔗 17:10 TStodden: Everybody is on Standard Time.
🔗 17:10Kaibbage: !game good
🔗 17:10chibi_bento: (the idea is that you keep it lighter longer so that people go out and shop more in the evenings)
🔗 17:10Thecanerdian: Gloria's Stage has it's moments.
🔗 17:10 CaptainSpam: Trust me, you want a guide (or us) to help you with Gloria's level.
🔗 17:11 CaptainSpam: Thecanerdian: Oh, sure, like the boss fight. Where words can hurt you.
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (99/101)
🔗 17:11Crimznking: 5:10 in CA and almost dark
🔗 17:11Decaped: Gloria's stage was very dynamic level. I dont' remember having trouble with it
🔗 17:11Thecanerdian: I'd say it's the darkest, thematically speaking
🔗 17:11DirgeNovak: Gloria's level is cool. Just not as much as the others
🔗 17:11 CaptainSpam: Oh, definitely the darkest.
🔗 17:11 TStodden: !advice
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
🔗 17:11 Papperslappen: Gloria's stage is fine, you just have to concentrate and test all combinations.
🔗 17:11Noxenluxe: !game good
🔗 17:11 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Gloria's level had too many enemies imo
🔗 17:11 Karnasis_MtG:
I never played Psychonauts so I'd be tottally useless for help 
🔗 17:11Valkyrie_Lemons: Ohhh...Got my first Dragon Age 3 advert. Can't believe it's only a month away.
🔗 17:12 CaptainSpam: Given her relationship with her mother and what happened to her. Oof.
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (100/102)
🔗 17:12Rocketman210: i never had the patience for psychonauts, but i love watching
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PST (47m from now)
🔗 17:12Crimznking: !game good
🔗 17:12Veste: Gloria's level was all fighting and impossible-to-predict puzzling, and no real satisfying exploration.
🔗 17:12 LadyRhian: Doritos and Dew? Ew.
🔗 17:12Kettachini_live: ^
🔗 17:12 Papperslappen: I've got like 15 prop 46 ads in a row.
🔗 17:12Kettachini_live: Mew
🔗 17:12Thecanerdian: @Captainspam totally. The vault with her bi-polar emerging. Yeesh.
🔗 17:12 Anaerin: valkyrie_lemons: Less than a month now.
🔗 17:13Lancer873: Yeah but I wasn't a big fan of Napoleon either. Obnoxious to get around and the "game" is kind of disappointingly executed to be a series of fetch quests
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (101/103)
🔗 17:13amythist: yeha I have gotten nothing but that commercial this break Ladyrhian
🔗 17:13crabbman6:
Guys look at the thumbnail 
🔗 17:13Lord_Rakdos: i say we just get gloria out of they way
🔗 17:13 TStodden: Wednesday will be the end of the political season until 2016...
🔗 17:13Valkyrie_Lemons: Anaerin, The release date, but with AC:U and University, It'll be perhaps December before I can start it.
🔗 17:13TAOTheCrab: Quite annoyed by ads for VGHS and basically anything EA. They're really really frequent but also it's clear they made like 20 different ads for the same thing.
🔗 17:14 Krlnkir: Tstodden: don't they start talking about what the results will mean for 2016 like, the day after the results come in?
🔗 17:14Rocketman210: thats why its called speculation
🔗 17:14 TStodden: Ad-wise anyways...
🔗 17:14Valkyrie_Lemons: Krlnkir, they started talking about the next presidental election right after the 2012 one.
🔗 17:15 AdmiralMemo: So Dix... That's the DB1 sign-off, eh?
🔗 17:15Rocketman210: that makes sense for a second term election
🔗 17:15Lilman0701: yeah there back
🔗 17:15 Krlnkir: Ha ha, America. You so crazy. I'm glad I live in europe, where politics is only mildly crazy.
🔗 17:15 AdmiralMemo: Go Neopolitan
🔗 17:15fishmas: NEVER stop in the middle of a Ho-Down!
🔗 17:15 TStodden: The one local channel is adding political ad breaks to limit burn out.
🔗 17:15CoyoteSans: Gotta love Crispin just rubbing salt in Fred's wound.
🔗 17:16 LadyRhian: Emmett Otter?
🔗 17:16crabbman6: This music omf
🔗 17:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Graham and Paul, can you do a rendition of La Marseilles for the Napoleon level?
🔗 17:16Lord_Rakdos: wait who said emmet otter
🔗 17:16 esperchld: maybe he IS napoleon
🔗 17:16 Krlnkir: He actually is a descendant of Napoleon. His last name is Bonaparte.
🔗 17:17 plummeting_sloth:
and they're playing Catan
🔗 17:17 MadAndySims: HE actually is a descendant of Napoleon and this may or may not be a genetic memory. It's kind of weird
🔗 17:17 AdmiralMemo: Wait wait wait... CIV 5?!?!?!?!
🔗 17:17 LadyRhian: Look, it's Civ V!
🔗 17:17Ervefel: i love this level
🔗 17:17 esperchld: MY MING!
🔗 17:17 Krlnkir: The Napoleon in his mind is a genetic memory. AC totally ripped this game off.
🔗 17:17Lancer873: Broke yer stupid crap moron.
🔗 17:17Lord_Rakdos: is he playing Civ 2
🔗 17:17Cantwearcats: Oh god. That window. The spatial paradox
🔗 17:17Nosliw87: you just broke his childhood memories, good job paul
🔗 17:17 CMGaldre: I love how British propaganda was so effective that a world leader is forever remembered as short
even though he was of normal height for the period.
🔗 17:17 LadyRhian: Settlers of Cataan
🔗 17:17 Dix: Yeah memo.. it kinda just ends
🔗 17:18 CantWearHats: oh yeah grabbing the coin now is sort of a sequence break, iirc
🔗 17:18CoyoteSans: To be fair, we're in the mind of an ordinary guy who probably wouldn't know to much about the ACTUAL Napoleon.
🔗 17:18Lancer873: Cantwearcats: I don't see the problem. The room is inside the game set, which is inside the room.
🔗 17:18 LadyRhian: Napoleon: My hand is cold.
🔗 17:18 squaredotcube: Value: 0.00 HKD
🔗 17:18Kapol42: Bid $5 on the priceless coin
🔗 17:18 AdmiralMemo: So wait... The room is in the room, which is in... recursion!
🔗 17:19 esperchld: should we clayravoiance both players to see what they see?
🔗 17:19 Dix: !bid 5 Come at me bros
🔗 17:19 CandyNuke: !bid $5.01
🔗 17:19 the_lone_bard: Jesus, from the menu of this fish n chip place that just opened, you'd think I was in Scottland... Muscle in batter, Prawn in batter, Scallop in batter, Kabana in batter, Hotdog in batter, Dimsim in batter, Hamburger in batter, Corn dogs, most of their fish in batter...
🔗 17:19 LadyRhian: Can ya step?
🔗 17:19Kapol42: !bid 5.015 fite me irl
🔗 17:19chibi_bento: !bid $6
🔗 17:19 plummeting_sloth: batter in batter?
🔗 17:20 MadAndySims: Fun historical fact: Napoleon actually did have blue skin
🔗 17:20Valkyrie_Lemons: Funfact: Napelon held his arm in his waistcoat like that because he had bad stomach ache and had to message it to relieve the pain.
🔗 17:20 CMGaldre: is it !bid this year?
🔗 17:20 Dix: !bid 7.77 Can you even step bro
🔗 17:20 CantWearHats: we need to go deeper
🔗 17:20 Krlnkir: The_Lone_Bard that sounds delicious.
🔗 17:20 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Settlers of Catan
🔗 17:20TheNeRD14: !bid 1 dollar Drew
🔗 17:20CelticStag: Very settlers of Catan
🔗 17:20 CMGaldre: *needs to update his notifications*
🔗 17:20CoyoteSans: This week on a Swiftly Tilting Paul...
🔗 17:20 TheAmazingHobo: The_lone_bard: Well, I´m certainly unreasonably jealous of having such a place at your disposal.
🔗 17:20 CantWearHats: FOR FRONCE
🔗 17:20Lancer873: !bid 1 Notchdollar
🔗 17:20 SuitablyEpic: theyre playing civ?
🔗 17:20 Krlnkir: Do they have Mars Bars in batter?
🔗 17:20RvLeshrac: the_lone_bard: What's the difference between the corn dog and the battered hot dog?
🔗 17:20 Dix: For froooonce
🔗 17:20 Nightvalien28: for france
🔗 17:20 plummeting_sloth: eat it bridge!
🔗 17:20 Krlnkir: Deep-fried Mars Bars are the best
🔗 17:20TheNeRD14: !bid 1,000,000 calcoins
🔗 17:20 the_lone_bard: Rvleshrac one involves corn one is the same batter as everything else.
🔗 17:20 Bawkbawkboo1: I'm eating a grenada
🔗 17:20Mowdownjoe: We Assassin's Creed now.
🔗 17:20 MadAndySims: 1812 Overture - Awesome!
🔗 17:20 plummeting_sloth: take that Assasisns Creed!
🔗 17:21 Anaerin: !bid 1 internet
🔗 17:21Kapol42: !bid X Dogecoin, where X = 0
🔗 17:21DirgeNovak: *Joi* de vivre? This hurts.
🔗 17:21Nosliw87:
heroscape 
🔗 17:21Reutan:
You mean Assassin's Creed is us? 
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: !bid 3 quatloos
🔗 17:21chibi_bento: Graham "you had me at hex tiles" Stark
🔗 17:21chibi_bento: Graham "recursive shrinkage" Stark
🔗 17:21 the_lone_bard: Recursive shrinkage is my Gene Simmons coverband.
🔗 17:21 zyme86: graham do you have a problem with recursive shrinkage?
🔗 17:21 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: !sheep
🔗 17:21Valkyrie_Lemons: Is that the 1812 Overture?
🔗 17:21TAOTheCrab:
so, Civ V is winning then? 
🔗 17:21 esperchld: can we trade sheep for wood?
🔗 17:21Lord_Rakdos: Graham "You had me at hex tiles" Stark
🔗 17:21 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: !advice
🔗 17:21 LRRbot: Adjust the gamma.
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: Recursive shrinkage? Why am I thinking about Seinfeld now?
🔗 17:21 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'll trade you sheep for wood
🔗 17:21 LadyRhian: Sheeple
🔗 17:21 TheMetalupis: I'll trade you sheep figments for wheat figments
🔗 17:21CoyoteSans: Do You Hear The People Sing?
🔗 17:21Nosliw87: graham "i was in the pool!" stark
🔗 17:22Thecanerdian: I love the soundtrack remix of the 1812 overture
🔗 17:22 CMGaldre: Most accurate peasant representation
🔗 17:22Kapol42: !bid lrrbot
🔗 17:22 LadyRhian: I dogecoin
🔗 17:22 TheAmazingHobo: As someone who comes from a long line of military man and never had any interest in joining the military, this chapter hits weirdly close to home for me.
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: !bid Psychonauts
🔗 17:22 Nightvalien28: napoleoncoin
🔗 17:22 PMAvers: This is easily my favorite world. The giant board game board I love.
🔗 17:22CoyoteSans: 1812 Overture. I love it.
🔗 17:22 plummeting_sloth: this is an wonderfully well thought out level
🔗 17:22 JonciA: I want a life-sized Civ 5 hex board.
🔗 17:22 Krlnkir: You need to fix the bridge first
🔗 17:23 AdmiralMemo: Try a different door
🔗 17:23 Eldrin13: that seemed logical
🔗 17:23 Krlnkir: Float in the champagne bubbles to go up a level.
🔗 17:23 esperchld: can we go deeper?
🔗 17:23DirgeNovak: You have to tell Fred that the dude wants to be paid...
🔗 17:23 Havok4: By the way those two are playing in a room in one of the buildings down here,.
🔗 17:23crabbman6: Go to the carpenter house in the corner i think
🔗 17:23DirgeNovak: Then you'll be able to give him the coin
🔗 17:23 Krlnkir: By which I mean a scale level, no a skill level.
🔗 17:23 CantWearHats: the chapagne corks take you back to medium size if you jump in the bubbles and float
🔗 17:23CoyoteSans: except it's not truly 1812 overture without cannons
🔗 17:23 MrPhlip: Punch the cork, then hover in the bubble stream
🔗 17:23 Havok4: Use levitate to go up that.
🔗 17:23 Eldrin13: try your levi ball in the champagne
🔗 17:23 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, no cannons... More like the 1812 overLAME
🔗 17:23Lightspeeddash: use Levitation on the Bubbkes
🔗 17:23JRxAMAZING: You gotta use the baloon thing
🔗 17:24Rocketman210: this is only the cannonade section of the 1812 ironically
🔗 17:24Okipokute: you'll just have to use the in game sounds for the cannons
🔗 17:24Valkyrie_Lemons: You need to get some Prussians to help you win against Napoleon!
🔗 17:24 Anubis169: Napoleon's level took me foreeeeever
🔗 17:24chibi_bento: The 1812 overture was the 'get to class' ditty at my high school -- if we weren't in our first class by the time it was done, we were late.
🔗 17:24 Krlnkir: This level has the trolliest figment of them all.
🔗 17:24 MrPhlip: Fred certainly has an active imagination
🔗 17:24 squaredotcube: I think you can clairvoyance the corks
🔗 17:24chibi_bento: (can't tell whether I love it or am scarred for life)
🔗 17:24CoyoteSans: Just turtle up until Russian Winter, this is easy Fred.
🔗 17:24DirgeNovak: Now get up the ladder and talk to Fred
🔗 17:24Lancer873: And you can then climb back out
🔗 17:25 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Why is Raz okay with this water? 
🔗 17:25DirgeNovak: He isn't
🔗 17:25Rocketman210: ah the old reverse schliefen plan, classic
🔗 17:25 Krlnkir: It's really undeep water.
🔗 17:25 Dix: Welp... i'll be around
🔗 17:25Lightspeeddash: cuz thats a puddle not deep water
🔗 17:25 EldraziOutlaw: oh god this level is so big
🔗 17:25 Krlnkir: If you go in the water when you're small, its a problem.
🔗 17:25 Dix: time to go edit the LRR wiki page for DB8 and get it all setup
🔗 17:25Reutan: It's not deep enough to drown in. When it's actually deep he is.
🔗 17:25 King__of__Spades: sorry I zoned out why is Napoleon I playing Settlers of Catan?
🔗 17:25chibi_bento: you da best, Dix
🔗 17:25 AdmiralMemo: Burglar?
🔗 17:25 MrPhlip: Yeah, once you figure out how to navigate the different scales in the level, and figure out what it's trying to get you to do, this level is a lot of fun
🔗 17:26 esperchld: "any carpenters in there? I've got some wood you can work on"
🔗 17:26Valkyrie_Lemons: What bugular introduces himself to his victim?
🔗 17:26 Nightvalien28: thief magic
🔗 17:26Lancer873: Valkyrie_lemons: A french one
🔗 17:26 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_Lemons, the canadian ones
🔗 17:26 plummeting_sloth: Maybe? That most glorious martial commitment!
🔗 17:26CoyoteSans: Masque deMasque?
🔗 17:26 VmKid: Are we gonna have Dix's Log: Part II?
🔗 17:26RecursiveShrinkage just subscribed!
🔗 17:26 LRRbot:
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🔗 17:26 MrPhlip: But yeah, sidequests spawning sidequests spawning sidequests: the level
🔗 17:26DirgeNovak: Set the cannons on fire
🔗 17:26Rocketman210: its french is what
🔗 17:26Lancer873: Right, pyro
🔗 17:27 Dix: I dunno vmkid
🔗 17:27 AdmiralMemo: It's a helmet?
🔗 17:27 Laserbeaks_Fury: why is theme 1812 reminiscent?
🔗 17:27Thecanerdian: TK it into the water
🔗 17:27 Lord_Durin:

🔗 17:27 MrPhlip: Punch the cannon, then set its fuse on fire
🔗 17:27 plummeting_sloth: throw cannons into the water too get rid of them
🔗 17:27 squaredotcube: Confuse it?
🔗 17:27 Dix: I may set one up this weekend as a framework and let the Chat go to town on it
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: Paul: Pyro the big metal cannon things
🔗 17:27 AdmiralMemo: Looks like a snail shell cannon
🔗 17:27 Kraest:

🔗 17:27 CandyNuke:

🔗 17:27 Castlewise: have they seen the recursion yet?
🔗 17:27CoyoteSans: Some will live and some will die, will you stand up and take your chance?
🔗 17:27 Papperslappen: The good ol' telescope effect
🔗 17:27 AdmiralMemo: Castlewise, I believe so
🔗 17:28lirelent: where is the twitch channel for graham's clearly interesting phone?
🔗 17:28 VmKid:

🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo: Castlewise, Not REALLY well, but a little bit
🔗 17:28NotTwitchy: Man imagine if chess was like this. "Bishop, capture that knight" "I don't feeeeel like it"
🔗 17:28Reutan: Step forward, step into the light, if you're ready and you're willing and you're prepared to fight~
🔗 17:28Veste: OR throw them into the water.
🔗 17:28 Zanzabar_: tk the cannons into the water
🔗 17:28 Krlnkir: From the peasant's roof, theres a rope to the guillotine.
🔗 17:28Lord_Rakdos: any piece of music that uses artillery in its composition is good
🔗 17:29 Nightvalien28: beny hill music
🔗 17:29 plummeting_sloth: and que yakety sax
🔗 17:29TAOTheCrab: oh is that how you defeat those guys? I just threw them in the water, it was tedious
🔗 17:29 CaptainSpam: Either TK the cannons into the water or pyro the fuses on their heads.
🔗 17:29Valkyrie_Lemons: This is actually how the Battle of Waterloo was fought. A man in spiky armour running from a little kid with an aviator hat.
🔗 17:29Lord_Rakdos: those cannon snail things ARE NOT OK
🔗 17:29Reutan: "It's remarkably satisfying." -Psychonauts, everything
🔗 17:29 Krlnkir: Did I say rope? I meant you can float across.
🔗 17:29 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Rakdos: In the "Freefall" webcomic, there are planetary terraformers that make music punctuated with earthquakes
🔗 17:29Lightspeeddash: !next
🔗 17:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PST (30m from now)
🔗 17:29Lord_ZYRK: Reutan, if only we had Mega Man on our side
🔗 17:30Rocketman210: except the platforming
🔗 17:30Rocketman210: not satisfying
🔗 17:30Reutan: I'm glad someone caught it Lord_ZYRK.
🔗 17:30 EustaceThrimbletrimmer: Paul "remarkably satisfying" saunders
🔗 17:30 plummeting_sloth: and remember this water counts as water
🔗 17:30Lightspeeddash: i'm confused we just has DST happen in states yet the time is the same in stuff
🔗 17:30Zapblastspace: @lordrakdos and that's rakdos saying that so, pretty not ok
🔗 17:30 MrPhlip: Fun fact: it's impossible for me to hear the 1812 overture without hearing this particular arrangement
🔗 17:30crabbman6: I wish we would get a psychonauts 2 ;(
🔗 17:30 ProbablyAtWork: Invisibule!
🔗 17:30 AdmiralMemo: Lightspeeddash, Canada has the same DST as US
🔗 17:31Lightspeeddash: you gotta be invisibibles
🔗 17:31Rocketman210: was that a figments of marie antoinaette?
🔗 17:31 CantWearHats: turn invisible
🔗 17:31Lightspeeddash: ooooh
🔗 17:31 Anubis169: invisible
🔗 17:31DirgeNovak: That's not what a guillotine blade looks like
🔗 17:31chibi_bento: well, most of the Canada is the same as the US
🔗 17:31Lightspeeddash: really Canada also has DST?
🔗 17:31 Krlnkir: This level has the worst platforming, I think.
🔗 17:31milow49: aw, I forgot about this end of Monday stream. It always cheers me up.
🔗 17:31Rocketman210: so does all of europe
🔗 17:31chibi_bento: (Saskatchewan doesn't do it at all, because they're ornery like that)
🔗 17:31 Krlnkir: There are a bunch of glitchy platforms and suchlike.
🔗 17:31Reutan: I am the Milkman, I deliver the milk.
🔗 17:31 AdmiralMemo: chibi_bento, If we're getting technical, then most of Canada has the same as most of the US
🔗 17:31 plummeting_sloth: execution weapons being famously bashful folk
🔗 17:32chibi_bento: oh really, Admiralmemo? I didn't know there were some 'outlier' states too. which ones?
🔗 17:32DirgeNovak: Saskatchewan has the right idea. Daylight saving is so stupid
🔗 17:32 AdmiralMemo: chibi_bento, Arizona doesn't do DST
🔗 17:32TAOTheCrab: adorable murder people in hats
🔗 17:32Lightspeeddash: but is your milk delicious?
🔗 17:32chibi_bento: huh -- didn't know!
🔗 17:32Thecanerdian: you can't tell, but the Censors are actually saying "Non"
🔗 17:32SwordOfTheHeavens: I hope guillotine-senpai doesn't notice me
🔗 17:32crabbman6: I am the milkman, my milk is delicious
🔗 17:32 jadedcynic:
ahhhh, I forgot about the choice of soundtrack for this 'boardgame' 
🔗 17:32Caleb_QDC: @Krlnkir Are you sure it's not the final level?
🔗 17:32chibi_bento: Thanks for the info, Memo.
🔗 17:32 Karnasis_MtG: did you guys see the two new Fate Reforged cards yet?
🔗 17:32Lightspeeddash: you may call that Censor Mr. Swole
🔗 17:33Valkyrie_Lemons: They explode?!? This something you'd see in the Let's Nope stream!
🔗 17:33 plummeting_sloth: some didn't skip Censoring day
🔗 17:33 Krlnkir: Caleb_qdc: the final level is hard, but mostly fair. This level has platforms that bug out a bit.
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: soooooo close
🔗 17:33Garrub: that was a close one
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: chibi_bento, But then the reservation inside Arizona DOES do DST... And then one of the tribes WITHIN the reservation DOESN'T do DST... If you drive along a specific road, time changes 6 times within an hour.
🔗 17:33Tycherin: Krlnkir "mostly fair"
🔗 17:33 CantWearHats: the tweeest!
🔗 17:33chibi_bento: WOW. that is... special.
🔗 17:33 jadedcynic:
@Krlnkir oh good, so it wasn't just ME 
🔗 17:33Reutan: Not Waterloo. Waterloo-o.
🔗 17:34 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: While trying to avoid taking damage from him you ended up taking more damage than if you just tanked it
🔗 17:34 zyme86: use the floater thing and the smoke boots you
🔗 17:34 SketchyDetails: I step away for a bit and now you're on my Favorite part of the entire game
🔗 17:34crabbman6: Imo the game got a bit stupidly hard compared to the rest of the game, and also freaky
🔗 17:34 Bawkbawkboo1: yes, some ledges glitch out in this level
🔗 17:34Thecanerdian: wouldn't it be terrible if they just played that ABBA song nonstop in this level?
🔗 17:34chibi_bento: It's almost as silly as Point Roberts! (tiny peninsula near Vancouver, Canada, that's technically the US but not attached to the mainland at all)
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: need more leviball
🔗 17:34 TheMoatman: Waterlewd
🔗 17:35Reutan:
He's gonna go to town on that wood. 
🔗 17:35 Briars_the_fox: memo: 6oclock, 5 oclock, 6oclock. 5oclock 6oclock 5 oclock that seems really really DUMB
🔗 17:35 esperchld: "I've got some wood foryou"
🔗 17:35TheNeRD14: The carpenter loves to work on wood
🔗 17:35 Krlnkir: No one needs to make any jokes about him and wood; the game makes them all for you.
🔗 17:35 MrPhlip: /timeout esperchld
🔗 17:35RvLeshrac: NOW you can get those figments by climbing on his figurine.
🔗 17:35 esperchld:
awww 
🔗 17:35 plummeting_sloth: Risk, with a sub game of the Prisoners Dilema for every piece
🔗 17:35Valkyrie_Lemons: So you do d20 roll to check for persuasion? That'd be an interesting game.
🔗 17:35DirgeNovak: Fix the bridge
🔗 17:35 CantWearHats: just take him to the bridge
🔗 17:35 Anubis169:
I see a luggage tay 
🔗 17:35 Havok4: Just throw him at the bridge.
🔗 17:35Garrub: what even is this game... this looks amazing
🔗 17:35 plummeting_sloth: the bridge
🔗 17:36Reutan: Garrub, you haven't played Psychonauts? D:
🔗 17:36 Krlnkir: This is Psychonauts, The Most Excellent Game.
🔗 17:36Garrub: never even heard of it till now
🔗 17:36Ervefel: talk to fred
🔗 17:36crabbman6: My favourite game
🔗 17:36 jadedcynic:
believe it or not, this is ACTUALLY a *platformer* game 
🔗 17:36Garrub: I guess i need to play it huh?
🔗 17:36 Briars_the_fox: reutan: i havent played it. i know of it. i own it. its in my backlog but i havent played it
🔗 17:36Kapol42: Tell Fred to stop being a dingus.
🔗 17:36Garrub: this seems like it might lead me to an amazing night
🔗 17:36Reutan: This whole thing is amazing.
🔗 17:36 fredcheckers: But I do care!
🔗 17:37Garrub: can i play it on pc?
🔗 17:37Pairoschuz: If you get confused about the board game, you can ask napoleon about the game
🔗 17:37Thecanerdian: it's on Steam, Garrub
🔗 17:37Reutan: Someone might have some humble-bundle copies, too.
🔗 17:37Garrub: guess i know what im doing tonight
🔗 17:37 jadedcynic:
@Garrub - it's on steam; it's full of many various sub-games 
🔗 17:37Mowdownjoe: Heal plz
🔗 17:37 plummeting_sloth: be sure to get all the figments while your in big game piece mode
🔗 17:37 Krlnkir: Back in!
🔗 17:37Garrub: oh it was in a humble bundle?
🔗 17:37Lord_ZYRK: Garrub, it was
🔗 17:37 Krlnkir: Do not try to get all the figments in this level. It is night impossible.
🔗 17:38Reutan: It also used to be on GameTap for free forever ago.
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: hehehe
🔗 17:38Valkyrie_Lemons: Vive le Fred!
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: need more health
🔗 17:38 MadAndySims: There's actually a building in here you can look inside and see Fred and Napoleon playing. It's so trippy!
🔗 17:38Lightspeeddash: into the machine you go!
🔗 17:38Garrub: this voice acting is phenomenal
🔗 17:38 VmKid: That's... less optimistic.
🔗 17:38Kapol42: I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!
🔗 17:38CoyoteSans: The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France!
🔗 17:38 zyme86: enthusiasm with the realism
🔗 17:38 jadedcynic: it is an amazing game; so full of depth and charm and detail!
🔗 17:38 Krlnkir: Go round the back of the mansion, paul.
🔗 17:38 MrPhlip: Need more health, or possibly food
🔗 17:38 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (101/103)
🔗 17:38 Krlnkir: Climb the ladder and look in the window.
🔗 17:38 jadedcynic: the writing, the themed art direction
🔗 17:38Thecanerdian: Garrub, the lead character, Raz, is the same guy who voiced Invader Zim
🔗 17:38Zapblastspace: pretty certain that's positivly pessimistics
🔗 17:38Lancer873: !advice
🔗 17:38 LRRbot: Shoot the mans with your bullets.
🔗 17:38Utilitarian_STFD: Might want some health there Sir Paul
🔗 17:39Shadow_wolfs: grab the helmet to restore your health
🔗 17:39Zapblastspace: as in very light hearted pessimism
🔗 17:39 theonlyavalon: ! advice
🔗 17:39 LRRbot: Just git gud.
🔗 17:39 Bawkbawkboo1: and I hearing voices?
🔗 17:39 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: Jund 'em out!
🔗 17:39Lightspeeddash: you can use the same carpenter right?
🔗 17:39Lancer873: Lightspeeddash: Yup, carpenter stays alive
🔗 17:39 Nightvalien28: Lightspeeddash, yes
🔗 17:39 Bawkbawkboo1: oh my god an autoplay video in a nother tab decided to start playing
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: Bawkbawkboo1, you too?
🔗 17:40Lord_Rakdos: !food
🔗 17:40 LRRbot: Food=Health
🔗 17:40Garrub: i need to stop watching and just go play this
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: it was the DB1 vid right
🔗 17:40 King__of__Spades: I guess you're micro managing
🔗 17:40RvLeshrac: Suitcase under the guillotine.
🔗 17:40Ervefel: that should help
🔗 17:40 Krlnkir: You should try going round the back of that mansion there. Take a peek in the window.
🔗 17:40 MrPhlip: There we go, at least that stopped the... brain-beating noises, I guess
🔗 17:40 Bawkbawkboo1: yep
🔗 17:40 esperchld: As long as health is greater than zero we have plenty
🔗 17:40Valkyrie_Lemons: Funfact: Napoleon thought he was very good at chess and loved to play it. However, he won a lot because the people he was playing against didn't want to upset him (being Napoleon and all)
🔗 17:40 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: 1/4 is not 0
🔗 17:40 VmKid:

🔗 17:40 AdmiralMemo:
in the way
🔗 17:41 plummeting_sloth: Paul, Exclaimaiton points. Go to them
🔗 17:41 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 17:41Reutan: I love the fizzle noises. Thbbbbbt.
🔗 17:41Lord_ZYRK:
Effin 
🔗 17:41Lightspeeddash: bet that shaker is quite PJSalty
🔗 17:41 jadedcynic:
oh, I love it when people use MORE than just the overture 
🔗 17:41Lightspeeddash:

🔗 17:41 Anubis169:
-y Napoleon
🔗 17:41 jadedcynic:
mellow carpenter 
🔗 17:41 King__of__Spades: he looks like a character from the movie mirrormask
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: carpenting?
🔗 17:41 AdmiralMemo: Very mellow war
🔗 17:41 Havtorn_Epsilon: French people have strong feelings about bridges
🔗 17:41Rocketman210: carpentry*
🔗 17:41DirgeNovak: Carpenter is Paul-like
🔗 17:41 Anubis169:
carpentry 
🔗 17:41Lightspeeddash: now coin
🔗 17:41Ervefel: he's probably high
🔗 17:41 Bawkbawkboo1: spoiler he's jesus
🔗 17:41 AdmiralMemo: Paul "Carpenting" Saunders
🔗 17:41 theonlyavalon: im so good at carpenting
🔗 17:42Lightspeeddash:
about that scrubbooking
🔗 17:42Thecanerdian: he sounds like John C. Reilly
🔗 17:42Kapol42: Geez... "I hate my wife's benign hobby so much I'm fine with dying."
🔗 17:42 plummeting_sloth: my wife like scrapbooking... I am ready to die
🔗 17:42Reutan: That peasant belongs in r/DeadBedrooms. >>
🔗 17:42Aureander: I heard Tom Servo
🔗 17:42 CantWearHats: NONE SHALL PASS
🔗 17:43 JonciA: Noon Shall Pass
🔗 17:43 zyme86: damnit now you have to ficgh gandalf
🔗 17:43 jadedcynic: @kapol42 to the point that she's spending their whole savings?
🔗 17:43Lord_Rakdos: NONE SHALL PAAASSS
🔗 17:43 AdmiralMemo: It's a fetch quest
🔗 17:43Kapol42:
@Jadedcynic To be fair, we don't know how expensive the materials are. Or how little savings they have. and everyone needs a hobby. 
🔗 17:43Crimznking:
As opposed to real life, where no one wants anything but to help others 
🔗 17:43lirelent: Crimznking exactly
🔗 17:43Reutan: "Nope" - Censor
🔗 17:44Valkyrie_Lemons: It's a Musket with a +2 against the French.
🔗 17:44 AdmiralMemo: OK... These new Censors... They're NOPEoleans
🔗 17:44 VmKid: Fun fact: Napoleon wasn't actually short IRL.
🔗 17:44 tyloncorp: Nope...
🔗 17:44 Nightvalien28: AdmiralMemo, 10 yellow cards
🔗 17:44Reutan: He just had absurdly tall dudes next to him.
🔗 17:44 AdmiralMemo: VmKid: 5 foot 7
🔗 17:44Ervefel: because thats where everyone stores they're weapons
🔗 17:44 Krlnkir: At least they acknowledge the fetch-questiness. And they basically only do it here.
🔗 17:44lirelent: Vmkid depend on your definition of short
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:44 LRRbot:
20 deaths for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 17:44Nosliw87: get bopped
🔗 17:44DirgeNovak:
Graham-senpai abandoned us 
🔗 17:44 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: #rekt
🔗 17:44 Anubis169:

🔗 17:44lirelent: graham seemed very bored to be fair
🔗 17:44Mowdownjoe:
Graham hate chat. 
🔗 17:44 VmKid: Average height for a human male is 5'4.
🔗 17:44Kapol42: Graham = Beej
🔗 17:45 Nightvalien28: graham is probably dealing with db business guys
🔗 17:45 VmKid: He's taller than the modern average.
🔗 17:45angelofdust337: Graham is actually Beej?
🔗 17:45Nosliw87: yes graham is doing.... business
🔗 17:45 plummeting_sloth: of course, Dealing with Business guys is what Graham calls poopin'
🔗 17:45 JonciA: Well have YOU ever seen Graham and Beej in the same room?
🔗 17:45 VmKid: I say "He's" like Napoleon is still alive.
🔗 17:45 Krlnkir: And Beej is Health, so that means that Graham is Food!
🔗 17:45 theonlyavalon: I'm 5'4 and I'm a girl. does that make me above average? I feel very short
🔗 17:45Twilight_Spark: Graham is playing Paul who is being mind-controlled by Beej.
🔗 17:45Twilight_Spark:
This isn't that complicated of a skit dude. 
🔗 17:45 jadedcynic:
@vmkid - shennaigans - that 'study' includes males OF ALL AGES...including infants. I'm 5'5" and *I'm*SHORT* by today's standards 
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo: VmKid, Yep... It's just that at the time, the French decided to use a different measurement system, which said he was 5 foot 2. Also, he always surrounded himself with guards over 6 foot tall.
🔗 17:46Kapol42: Twitch Plays Beej Plays Graham Plays Paul.
🔗 17:46Nosliw87: depends on where you live avalon. america, maybe; norway, probably not
🔗 17:46Lord_ZYRK: Clearly they killed Graham and replaced him with a swarm of Beej in a Graham-suit
🔗 17:46crabbman6: Go invisible to stop the cannons
🔗 17:46 Nightvalien28: I am 5'6 I am pretty sure that is short
🔗 17:46 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Maybe kill the canons before collecting figments 
🔗 17:46 EustaceThrimbletrimmer: 5'7" was above average height for the time period. Humans are taller on average these days
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo: VmKid, So lots of people think he was the modern 5 foot 2
🔗 17:46Kapol42: Does that mean Bill is a literal giant?
🔗 17:46Veste: "Don't be crazy"
🔗 17:46 theonlyavalon: America yeah. but I was pretty average when I lived in England.
🔗 17:47 Krlnkir: That is a really good lesson.
🔗 17:47 Nightvalien28: bill is a giant
🔗 17:47 plummeting_sloth: don't mess with your astral projection?
🔗 17:47DirgeNovak: My dad is 6'2" and my mom is 4'10
🔗 17:47 AdmiralMemo: Kapol42, Yep. Comes with his syndrome.
🔗 17:47 PMAvers: Setting squirrels on fire with your mind is definitely a bad thing, kids.
🔗 17:47 King__of__Spades: where did the "crazy guy thinks he is Napoleon" trope start?
🔗 17:47 Aarek: don't play boardgames your you might get napoleon as a second personality
🔗 17:47 theonlyavalon: bill IS a giant
🔗 17:47 EldraziOutlaw: Don't worry Paul I don't think I will ever put a door in someones head and then jump in
🔗 17:47Kapol42: Wait... is Bill Hodor? D:
🔗 17:47Ervefel: is the lesson play with mind fire at all times
🔗 17:47CoyoteSans: FIRE BURNS
🔗 17:47Lightspeeddash:
i'm the tallest in the family 
🔗 17:47 tehcrashxor: That was hot.
🔗 17:47 Laserbeaks_Fury: This theme is getting a little repetative
🔗 17:47 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: ok I;ve planned it out, I now have the next 11 usernames tentatively chosen which will finish out the current saga
🔗 17:47 MrPhlip: Oh hey, I never thought to kill those two guys now... that'll make the future things in this area so much easier
🔗 17:47 AdmiralMemo: Billdor
🔗 17:47 Nightvalien28: HidingOnUseridPirateShip, can't wai to see them
🔗 17:47 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I'm not spoiling them ahead of time
🔗 17:47 JonciA: Some Pauls just want to watch the world burn
🔗 17:47 Krlnkir: Those guys respawn, Mrphlip.
🔗 17:47 MrPhlip:
Oh 
🔗 17:47 Anubis169: yay pathing
🔗 17:47Kapol42: I feel like Heather is the one to ask. She likes Hodor, so she'd be able to tell.
🔗 17:48 plummeting_sloth: fun how his subconscious has normalized everything here BUT you
🔗 17:48 zyme86: even the trees are game pieces
🔗 17:48 VmKid: According to Wikipedia, Napoleon was 1.68m tall (5'6)
🔗 17:48 Antitonic: Hidingonuseridpirateship Like: "ProscecutedByUsernameJury"?
🔗 17:48 plummeting_sloth: scitteirng tree
🔗 17:48CoyoteSans: I guess the Genetic Memory of Napoleon Bonaparte doesn't qualify as a foreign entity.
🔗 17:48 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: nope not where I'm going
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo: RetiringToAUserIDCarribeanIsland
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK:
They'llNeverTakeMyUsernameAlive 
🔗 17:49 VmKid: Which was about average at the time. But certainly not short.
🔗 17:49 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: actually @Admiralmemo you're close to one
🔗 17:49 Havok4: You need are trying to get into the wrong building.
🔗 17:49 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Lord_zyrk I think that's a bit too long
🔗 17:49 Anubis169: no more roooOOOOOOHHHHHH
🔗 17:49 Anubis169: *SPLORT*
🔗 17:49 Nightvalien28: paul the musket is in the barn in front o the castle
🔗 17:49 Krlnkir: Also you aren't supposed to be here yet
🔗 17:49 zyme86: paul making hanging jokes
🔗 17:49 plummeting_sloth: sad the disappointed hangman
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK: HidingOnUseridPirateShip, also you can't use apostrophes.
🔗 17:49Cantwearcats: Or less rope in the case of tragic bungie jumping accidents
🔗 17:49CoyoteSans: The most tragic three words in the English language: "Hey, watch this!"
🔗 17:49Tycherin: Paul appears to be much better at platforming than I am.
🔗 17:49 VmKid: Also he looked pretty much nothing like this game shows him to be.
🔗 17:50crabbman6: Maybe Fred thinks he is small just because he is really tall? *MIND BLOWN*
🔗 17:50Kapol42: Paul appears to be more Paul than I am.
🔗 17:50 jadedcynic:
oh lawks, here we go 
🔗 17:50Lord_ZYRK: VmKid, he DIDN'T have blue skin?!?!?!
🔗 17:50 nullrush: there was a crisis?
🔗 17:50Kapol42: What crisis?
🔗 17:50 Antitonic: Hi Graham!
🔗 17:50 nullrush: EVERYTHING IS FINE?!
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: coyotesans: Also the most common last words of rednecks, though it's actually 4 words... "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
🔗 17:50 emberBecky: yay crisis averted
🔗 17:50 squaredotcube: Crisis inverted?
🔗 17:50Thecanerdian: EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:50 theonlyavalon: graham! hello
🔗 17:50 Nightvalien28: see told you guys graham was dealing with business
🔗 17:50Tycherin: Kapol42 I've heard that that's why he's Paul.
🔗 17:50 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: !panic
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:50 plummeting_sloth: the world was ending ,but now it's not, so it's cool
🔗 17:50 VmKid: Despite popular belief, Lord_ZYRK
🔗 17:50 Krlnkir: So what you're saying is, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: Now we know... Graham was playing Crysis
🔗 17:50Thecanerdian: Graham was just...doing a survey.
🔗 17:50 Anubis169: that would've been a crisis
🔗 17:51 Kraest: FRIDAY NIGHTS HYPE
🔗 17:51Lord_ZYRK: Graham was just putting something back where he found it >_>
🔗 17:51 VmKid: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, it's FRIDAY NIGHT!
🔗 17:51 zyme86: is that from the halloween party?
🔗 17:51Garrub: Friday Nights is the reason i found you guys
🔗 17:51 Antitonic: Did you get that last tweet Graham? All is well.
🔗 17:51 zyme86: firday nights halloween nights
🔗 17:51 Dix: Is it... Commander related?
🔗 17:51 jadedcynic: actuall you want the OTHER guard tower paul, then you get up in through that, and arcoss above the bridge to the castle, and into it from above
🔗 17:51 JonciA: Is this Friday Nights about Commander 2014?
🔗 17:51 jadedcynic: this is it
🔗 17:51 Nightvalien28: you graham comment on mystery science theater turkey night on november 28th?
🔗 17:51Garrub: i hope it is
🔗 17:51 Kraest: Friday Nights is why I'm obsessed with MtG now
🔗 17:51Ervefel: we can live in hope Dix
🔗 17:51 zyme86: especially in magic
🔗 17:51 King__of__Spades: dear doctors lrr I'll miss Saturday desert bus because I'll be receiving my Masters degree
🔗 17:51 AdmiralMemo: Friday Nights comes out on Friday? You don't say?
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: and to be fair they're really small
🔗 17:52 MrPhlip: Which has more cards? Your footage collection, or your Magic collection?
🔗 17:52 Mr_Snafleburger: How much total storage does lrr have?
🔗 17:52 theonlyavalon: I dont play magic, or understand it at all but I will still watch Friday Nights
🔗 17:52Garrub: Kraest, I went in the other direction, i was delighted when i found fridays nights as i was laready addicted to magic
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: All the thing is indeed the thing
🔗 17:52Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: Does Friday Nights include the new Comander 2014 edition?
🔗 17:52Kapol42: The something else is drugs.
🔗 17:52Lord_ZYRK: Is it a live dropbear?
🔗 17:52Kapol42: And a call to the FBI
🔗 17:52 VmKid: I'll be totally honest, I've always wanted to go on TV and say "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
🔗 17:52 Antitonic:
In theory, there's something for everyone. 
🔗 17:52 Nightvalien28: it's bees
🔗 17:52 zyme86: you lost your magic card footage on one of your many cards, like lighting bolt or somthing?
🔗 17:52 plummeting_sloth: spoiler alert, it's BEERS
🔗 17:52 plummeting_sloth: or BEES
🔗 17:52Crimznking: A booster box full of Anthrax!
🔗 17:52Lord_ZYRK:
Ah, so it IS a live dropbear 
🔗 17:52 plummeting_sloth: one of those twol
🔗 17:52Thecanerdian: live bees
🔗 17:52 Papperslappen: Marmite
🔗 17:52 Havok4: I am thinking all the excess bumps in the nights ever printed.
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: Open the box... BAM! Punch in the face.
🔗 17:52 PMAvers: I didn't know you could ship weagels.
🔗 17:52 Karnasis_MtG: Graham, did you see the Fate Reforged spoilers (all two of them)
🔗 17:52 Spacecarl: A box of Homelands?
🔗 17:52 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
I like the bees idea more 
🔗 17:52 Krlnkir: Its an entire large set of nothing but Bumps
🔗 17:52Tycherin: Why not both?
🔗 17:52Zapblastspace: it's 2304 onithopters
🔗 17:52 jadedcynic:
@Theonlyavalon same here; its' a measure of how great LRR is when FN's are still fun without any MtG knowledge 
🔗 17:52Cantwearcats: It's a person. They may or may not be alive. Think of it as Schroedinger's person
🔗 17:53 VmKid: Dropbears are SERIOUS BUSINESS man
🔗 17:53 plummeting_sloth: oh really? Awesome!
🔗 17:53 Dix: Said thousands of LRR fans everywhere... '[kraest] Friday Nights is why I'm obsessed with MtG now"
🔗 17:53 Laserbeaks_Fury: New Turkey Day? What channel?
🔗 17:53 VmKid: Joel got really old since then.
🔗 17:53 Quantum_Dot: I tried to play through this game in a car on the way from ontario to flordia. Was not a good call.
🔗 17:53 JonciA: I preordered the 5-pack of Commander 2014 and the Duel Decks Anthology pack. I'm gonna be swimming in a lot of decks.
🔗 17:53Twilight_Spark: What's actually going on in this game right now?
🔗 17:53 Kraest: Dix - I wanted to understand all of the jokes and just got sucked in XD
🔗 17:53 Dix: Thanksgiving is on the 27th this year
🔗 17:53 Nightvalien28: the article I read said 28th
🔗 17:53 plummeting_sloth: Desertbusgivings
🔗 17:53 theonlyavalon: I just ordered my season 5 dvd, that's how awesome LRR is! after watching my season 4 dvd I realized I needed more!
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo: Graham: US Thanksgiving is always 4th Thursday in November
🔗 17:53Mowdownjoe: Flag burning?
🔗 17:53Garrub: That new temur legend is super sweet in the fate reforged spoils
🔗 17:53 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Thanksgiving is the 4th thursday of November. This year it is the 27th, the second-latest it can possibly be.
🔗 17:53 EustaceThrimbletrimmer: Burn IT
🔗 17:53 Dix: sadly I'll be on my way to GP San Antonio on the 28th
🔗 17:53 esperchld: can we tk it
🔗 17:53 Quantum_Dot: Thanks giving was like three weeks ago.....
🔗 17:53 Nightvalien28: plummeting_sloth, do we eat a bus shapped turkey?
🔗 17:53 zyme86: I think you change the flag from N to F at the end
🔗 17:53Tycherin: Paul, you want to be in the other tower.
🔗 17:53 PMAvers: Can you burn it?
🔗 17:53 Antitonic: Yes, new Duel Deck: Elspeth V Kiora
🔗 17:54 plummeting_sloth: I always do
🔗 17:54Zapblastspace: see into it's mind......
🔗 17:54 Anubis169: aaaaaaargh
🔗 17:54Twilight_Spark: You guys do a fine job of it tbh, I still watch Friday Nights as well. I've played a card game or two in the past, and that's pretty much all it needs.
🔗 17:54 JonciA: Why would Elspeth and Kiora duel? They seem like they could be gal-pals
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: His hands are going THROUGH the bars
🔗 17:54 Karnasis_MtG:
I'll be picking up the new duel deck, I want an alt art Kiora (and to solidify my title as Kiora king
)
🔗 17:54third_apex: I started watching Friday Nights before I understood Magic. Now that I play magic, Friday nights is significantly funnier (though it was still QUITE funny previously)
🔗 17:54 Mr_Snafleburger: I would really appreciate a list of links to the cards mentioned in the videos
🔗 17:55 plummeting_sloth: Now the brief from Wizards just keeps asking for More Cowbell
🔗 17:55Lightspeeddash: Elspeth vs. Kiora YAY
🔗 17:55Ervefel: friday nights got me into magic
🔗 17:55 MrPhlip: In the same vein, I just started watching Lava Bears with approximately zero D&D knowledge, and I'm having a lot of fun with that too.
🔗 17:55Kapol42: Joncia, Maybe because Kiora was causing a bunch of trouble on Theros? Not intentionally, but she ended up pissing off Thassa quite a bit.
🔗 17:55Lightspeeddash: Friday Nights got me into properly playing magic
🔗 17:55 MrPhlip: nice save
🔗 17:55 AdmiralMemo: mrphlip: Same here. I had at best osmosis knowledge.
🔗 17:55 leebenningfield: Mountain? Goblin Guide? Swing for 2?
🔗 17:55 jadedcynic:
oh RIGHT - there's a new Lava Bears ep! 
🔗 17:55Lightspeeddash: Foil Dragon's Claw for the Mirror?
🔗 17:55 technic_AL: will Elspeth's value drop because of EVK?
🔗 17:55 EldraziOutlaw: I cannot decide which of the new Commander decks I want to get. I am extreamly tempted just to get them all >.>
🔗 17:55 AdmiralMemo: Plains, Steppe Lynx
🔗 17:55Lightspeeddash: YES
🔗 17:55Lightspeeddash: it will drop
🔗 17:56 Antitonic:
Shouldn't this technically be PGLP? 
🔗 17:56Lightspeeddash: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
🔗 17:56 JonciA: Thassa doesn't like unlimited krakkins?
🔗 17:56Tycherin: Admiralmemo I concede.
🔗 17:56Lightspeeddash:

🔗 17:56 VmKid: Heh... "Mentality"
🔗 17:56 Quantum_Dot: Back when tim schafer was cool
🔗 17:56lirelent: more like producers telling him no
🔗 17:56drthvd3r: FIRE IT UP.
🔗 17:56Thecanerdian: burninate it
🔗 17:56 Krlnkir: Burn the door
🔗 17:56 zyme86: hey, its a underbluss
🔗 17:56 plummeting_sloth: man, i do really like how it plays up how no one else could have been the hero of this game. someone without gymnastics skills would have been stymied like 6 levels ago
🔗 17:56 jadedcynic: plus, I haven't gotten around to the weekly video, yet...
🔗 17:56TheNeRD14: We totally started the fire
🔗 17:56 AdmiralMemo: No, no... no... no... <- This is entire mind.
🔗 17:56 Bawkbawkboo1: random hakf-pipe
🔗 17:56Kapol42: Joncia, it was mostly because a bunch of Thassa's followers thought Kiora was Thassa. Kiora just kind of went with it. And since gods live by devotion...
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: light the stove?
🔗 17:56third_apex: Why did I never play Psychonauts? This game looks about as close as I will ever get to the old naughty dog Crash Bandicoot games (AKA the good ones).
🔗 17:56 Krlnkir: Burn burn burn the door
🔗 17:56 CantWearHats: (burn the entrance)
🔗 17:57TheNeRD14: Burn it down! Burn it all down!
🔗 17:57 Kraest:
I have zero interest in playing D&D, but Lava Bears is great fun to watch 
🔗 17:57 jadedcynic: I'm glad I'm off tomorrow - I gotta lotta stuff to watch (CP+, the first half of this...etc. etc.)
🔗 17:57Garrub: ive never played D&D, but ive wanted to try for a while
🔗 17:57 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Hey Graham, Which planeswalker is the LRR Fates Reforged spoiler card? 
🔗 17:57Garrub: no clue how to get into it
🔗 17:57 Havok4: Burn the door down!
🔗 17:57Thecanerdian: ha. Cannon figment hidden in the hay
🔗 17:57Zapblastspace: oh man, what if kiora accidently became a god
🔗 17:57CoyoteSans: The little boy in my head keeps telling me to burn everything...
🔗 17:57 VmKid: I guess that works too...
🔗 17:57 Havok4: Not actually important.
🔗 17:57 LadyRhian: So Paul is Thog.
🔗 17:57 EldraziOutlaw: As someone who has never played D&D, Laval Bears has made me wish I was playing you guys make it seem super super fun.
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: Could've burned the door, but...
🔗 17:57Lightspeeddash: Fblthp Planeswalker
🔗 17:57BlueMagnusStormCrow: Well when you have a good party working to together with good dynamics and is interesting to listen too then i find the system to be not very important
🔗 17:57 plummeting_sloth: I for one am trying to think of a different way of shooting a game and I can't think of one
🔗 17:57crabbman6: This game never really got really popular, thats why most people havent heard of it
🔗 17:58veggix: wait you guys stream dnd?
🔗 17:58 zyme86: but he's not on fire like a peasent
🔗 17:58 Krlnkir: Peasants are all terrible people
🔗 17:58 azninja888: Paul "never trust peasants" Saunders
🔗 17:58 King__of__Spades: that hay bail dropped a sweet katana
🔗 17:58 Anubis169: straight battled
🔗 17:58 JonciA: Paul, how does Thuk like his new rabbit pet?
🔗 17:58 AdmiralMemo: veggix: Yep.
🔗 17:58 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: fite me m8
🔗 17:58Lightspeeddash: Paul is Classist
🔗 17:58Valkyrie_Lemons: I think this pretty IRL for me.
🔗 17:58 AdmiralMemo: veggix, I will get the link
🔗 17:58 Krlnkir: IFH: In Fred's Head.
🔗 17:58 Antitonic: Meet at Four Post]
🔗 17:58 Bawkbawkboo1: Plato was right, the masses can't be trusted with their future
🔗 17:58amythist: so Graham and Paul as it moves into next year and the weekly sketches end is there a chance that Paul will take a solo "Things on my Stream" show?
🔗 17:58 MrPhlip: It's a board game inside a fantasy inside a video game
🔗 17:58Valkyrie_Lemons: But then, I'm me.
🔗 17:58 plummeting_sloth: This is literally 4 levels down from IRL
🔗 17:58Pairoschuz: In a game in a brain in a game
🔗 17:58Reutan: This is a piece on the board in a board game, in someone's mind, in the video game.
🔗 17:58 squaredotcube: Get ready to be MIND BATTLED
🔗 17:58Kapol42: I keel you!
🔗 17:59 PMAvers: Feels like a bad idea to send a ranged unit into melee.
🔗 17:59 MadTheorist: IGFHG: In Game Fred's Head Game?
🔗 17:59 Karnasis_MtG: So what made you guys decide to have alternating 5th players in the Temple of the Lava Bears campaign? I really enjoyed Cam's playstyle, and I kind of got attached >.>
🔗 17:59Kapol42: I ain't your friend buddy.
🔗 17:59DirgeNovak: Almost done
🔗 17:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: Proto-Inception
🔗 17:59 Krlnkir: Also try jumping into the castle
🔗 17:59 Aarek: Smash the state!
🔗 17:59 zyme86: gargalor smash
🔗 17:59 jadedcynic:
nope paul - it's not that simple 
🔗 18:00Garrub:
Psychonauts just finished downloading. cya 
🔗 18:00crabbman6: Bay, have fun
🔗 18:00Lightspeeddash: get the Snails
🔗 18:00Kapol42: Cam seemed to be a major part of the first session I think. I'm interested to see what happens when Alex takes over.
🔗 18:00Rocketman210: you need the snails
🔗 18:00 MrPhlip: Have a time, Garrub
🔗 18:00 MrPhlip: can worry about the snails later
🔗 18:00 Anubis169: 2am already
🔗 18:00 jadedcynic: @garrub - take your time, revel in the details, and enjoy everything! Have fun! (I know you will)
🔗 18:00 Anubis169:

🔗 18:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PST (48s ago)
🔗 18:00 JonciA: Cam's character OP!
🔗 18:00Tycherin: What future guests are planned? (Or are there plans?)
🔗 18:00Mowdownjoe: Matt will ruin everything. Don't worry about it.
🔗 18:01 LadyRhian: Cam was just too good!
🔗 18:01 EldraziOutlaw: no Beej today?
🔗 18:01 plummeting_sloth: even though Cam fake spoiled that he died like 3 times
🔗 18:01 AdmiralMemo: tycherin: I heard Matt was on one.
🔗 18:01 CantWearHats: I did like Cam's reasoning for why his character didn't keep going
🔗 18:01Lord_Rakdos: I LOVE THE WATER TILES
🔗 18:01 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
Please tell me that matt dies 
🔗 18:01CoyoteSans: The rules of this board game confuse me!
🔗 18:01Lord_Rakdos: opps caps
🔗 18:01 JonciA: Graham, I hope ya'll remember to reclaim the magic items from Cam's character
🔗 18:01 Bawkbawkboo1: Will Matt be a DB8?
🔗 18:01 Bawkbawkboo1: at*
🔗 18:01 MrPhlip: Spoilers... I haven't finished ep4 yet, I didn't know that 37 Temporary Hit Points survived the session...
🔗 18:01shpelley: Hey PG-13
🔗 18:01Cantwearcats: Fortunate explanation for Ryan's disappearance. I'm not sure how the next character's gonna show up though
🔗 18:01Kapol42: Also, was Alex a half-chicken to match the half-elk?
🔗 18:01 Havok4: I am really looking forward to the Alex 5th seat.
🔗 18:01 AdmiralMemo: cantwearcats: Unless they DO die
🔗 18:01 squaredotcube: So... Bets on who's the wierd kobold?
🔗 18:02questhere: !uptime
🔗 18:02 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:09:45
🔗 18:02 VmKid: Paul, you have to recruit a new soldier too
🔗 18:02shpelley: PS: PG13 is now my official "Paul and Graham" greeting
🔗 18:02 CantWearHats: in the Lava Bears sitcom, the fifth character is the "with special guest"
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: kapol42: Alex = half-chicken, half-derp
🔗 18:02Lightspeeddash: its Fblthp
🔗 18:02 EldraziOutlaw: I loved how Cam "dealt" with the cultist you guys had captured
🔗 18:02 Jwiley129: Oh hai, we're still streaming
🔗 18:02 jadedcynic:
agreed, paul 
🔗 18:02 JonciA: Alex, Wizard of BAWK
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: jwiley129: Yep
🔗 18:02Kapol42: @Admiralmemo Alex will always be full derp. The other half is mystery box.
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: yeah Jwiley129
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: but soon Beej time
🔗 18:02 Havok4: Honestly having your mind look like a boardgame is not the worst thing.
🔗 18:02Valkyrie_Lemons: If Lava Bears was a video game by someone like EA, then the 5th person would be a pelude to some kind of DLC.
🔗 18:02 Jwiley129 checks watch
🔗 18:02 Jwiley129: So it is soon Beej o'clock
🔗 18:02 PMAvers: Someone who worked on this clearly played a lot of board games.
🔗 18:02TheNeRD14: "if it wasn't for the mental trauma, this would be a pretty sweet game" -IGN 9/10
🔗 18:02shpelley:
By the Graham! I watched the Lava Bears vidcast you pointed me to. Splendid job! Looks like you guys really enjoy 5e 
🔗 18:02 Karnasis_MtG: Ok cool, what happens if one of you guys die, do you have second character ready to go?
🔗 18:03shpelley: by the way Graham*
🔗 18:03DirgeNovak: You must gather your party before venturing forth!
🔗 18:03CoyoteSans: Have fun storming the castle!
🔗 18:03 Krlnkir: Ah yes, the fine tradition of the naked goodbye cutscene.
🔗 18:03 Jwiley129:
I thought we were playing Psychonauts, not Peggle 
🔗 18:03 nullrush: also, is ep 5 scheduled to release this saturday?
🔗 18:03 CantWearHats: this music always makes me think of Farscape
🔗 18:03third_apex: Lava bears should be a video game. a really campy, fun RPG.
🔗 18:03 Eldrin13: do a hover jump from on top of the ball
🔗 18:03 Nightvalien28: the beej is missing PANIC
🔗 18:03 theonlyavalon: By the Graham! best new exclamation
🔗 18:03 Anubis169:
leviball 
🔗 18:03 AdmiralMemo:
Jwiley129: Music joeks! Hah! 
🔗 18:03Mowdownjoe: !panic
🔗 18:03 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:03 Spacecarl: Light the Beej Beacon!
🔗 18:03 squaredotcube:
additionally I wonder how James copes with his char being a bunny now 
🔗 18:03lirelent: farscape was such a crazy but awesome thing
🔗 18:03questhere: Beej has abandoned us, Beej hates chat
🔗 18:03 LRRbot: The glowy thing.
🔗 18:03 LadyRhian:
Paul, you are a scrub! 
🔗 18:03 Peracto: my group actually picked up 5e for the next campaign because of the lava bears
🔗 18:03RvLeshrac: Paul: The super-high-bounce is ideal for basically every movement you ever need to do.
🔗 18:03 Laserbeaks_Fury: I';m not dead!
🔗 18:04 Mr_Snafleburger: I appreciate that this is not just 100% 1812, its got some character
🔗 18:04 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm getting better!
🔗 18:04 MrPhlip: Gotta have Beej on time, if Beej's not on time then he's gonna be in trouble... It's time time time time to wait for Beej
🔗 18:04 TStodden: We have a Beejcon?
🔗 18:04 Antitonic: I will reveal one thing about the Mystery Box if you like...
🔗 18:04 jadedcynic: @Cantwearhats funny, this classic piece of music always makes me think of an old 8-bit shooter game that had this playing
🔗 18:04 Jwiley129: Memo I try, despite not being able to carry a tune
🔗 18:04 Krlnkir: Also, those guys didn't respawn. That's weird.
🔗 18:04 Jwiley129: THAT reminds me!
🔗 18:04Valkyrie_Lemons: We will never forget you dead comrade...mainly because we've got all your gold and items.
🔗 18:04Kapol42: "Cam... er, Cam's character, just strip, sit in this room filled with charred books, and read for the rest of forever. Or until the volcano explodes. We're not coming back for you."
🔗 18:04 zyme86: no paul you are not a scrub that is Adam's job
🔗 18:04 AdmiralMemo: Jwiley129: We've determined that this is the 1812 overLAME though since no cannons
🔗 18:04 raiger: Lava Bears has me really wanting to try out D&D I gotta say
🔗 18:04Decaped: That reason is structural integrity
🔗 18:04Ervefel: i just love this level
🔗 18:05 plummeting_sloth: That reminds me when I left my high security job and they basically walked me down a hall under guard and took more and more things away from me until it was just me empty handed and pocketed in my street clothes
🔗 18:05 raiger: I'm gonna try to convince friends to try the starter thing that WotC has
🔗 18:05 jadedcynic: @Mr_snafleburger this is actually ALL snippets from the full piece of music not JUST the "1812 Overture" that everyone just uses; the whole thing is great to listen to if you have the chance
🔗 18:05 AdmiralMemo: Anyone else buffering like mad now?
🔗 18:05 DoktorNik: D&D is a ton of fun
🔗 18:05Lightspeeddash: to the !!!s
🔗 18:05 Bawkbawkboo1: waterwheels also don't work like that
🔗 18:05 Jwiley129: Dear Dr. Graham & Paul, could I convince you guys to do a cover of "Rude" by Magic! but instead of "Why you gotta be so rude?" you change it to "Why you gotta be so Gruul?"
🔗 18:05 CantWearHats: three streams?
🔗 18:05Kapol42: FLASH! Ahhhh-ahhh!
🔗 18:05CoyoteSans: You must construct additional peasant hovels.
🔗 18:05 theonlyavalon: what, antitonic?
🔗 18:05 Krlnkir: Oh, yeah, check behind the mansion over there.
🔗 18:05Thecanerdian: no, youneed a knight
🔗 18:05Pairoschuz: You need to get the knight to the stronghold
🔗 18:05 plummeting_sloth: Paul, go to exclamations points with fork and knife
🔗 18:05 King__of__Spades: STEP ON THE GAS
🔗 18:05 EustaceThrimbletrimmer: You could hum the theme to Game of Thrones
🔗 18:05 LadyRhian: You need a Knight, Paul!
🔗 18:05ReverseCreations: Graham theme = just drunk adam Jensen doing Karaoke?
🔗 18:05Mowdownjoe: SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
🔗 18:05 Dix: There. Are. FOUR. Lights
🔗 18:05CoyoteSans: And remember Fred: Food = Health.
🔗 18:05Thecanerdian: fork and knive
🔗 18:05 GDwarf:
Wait, you mean he *isn't* Flash in disguise? 
🔗 18:05 Eldrin13: paul there are folding bridge the Hörn Bridge in Germany is a 3 segment folding bridge
🔗 18:05 Nightvalien28: disregard permission acquire intro music
🔗 18:05 TStodden: Need to find a scrubbery?
🔗 18:05 AdmiralMemo: No, it's the song that ISN'T Jimmy Hinson, Graham
🔗 18:05 Zipa8: Getting sued by Queen would be a humdinger
🔗 18:06 Dix: Oh my god this wiki
🔗 18:06 Antitonic:
Depends on if Graham wants to know. 
🔗 18:06 Jwiley129: synchronized drinking game too strong
🔗 18:06lugthor: if you look thru the bay window on the mansion. you can have your mind blown
🔗 18:06 Karnasis_MtG: So Graham, if one of the four main players die, do you have secondary backup characters ready to go, or are you just out for the current session?
🔗 18:06Lightspeeddash: now get ye SNAILS
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: Dangit... Brain: Bring this up!
🔗 18:06 plummeting_sloth: "An Army moves on it's Stomach" an actual Boneparte quote
🔗 18:06Thecanerdian: escargot-ho!
🔗 18:06 Quantum_Dot: I left the page open after a let's nope. I was woken up be flash gordon. It was very surreal.
🔗 18:06 esperchld: OMG IMPROPER USE OF VOMITORIUM
🔗 18:06 zyme86: secargot- al-la vomatorium
🔗 18:06DirgeNovak: I want to eat snails right now
🔗 18:06 zyme86: Lets nope: thriller
🔗 18:06 CantWearHats: gib snails
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: Graham: He uses Zircon - Augment now
🔗 18:07 nullrush: nah, you gotta go to the snail place
🔗 18:07 Anubis169 is so glad he made that highlight
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:

🔗 18:07 TyrantTaco: James usually starts his stream with Augment by Zircon right?
🔗 18:07 jadedcynic: vinyard...
🔗 18:07Harute1: lets nope is my favorite stream
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: Jam on the GAS!!!
🔗 18:07Lord_ZYRK: TyrantTaco, yes
🔗 18:07 Krlnkir: It's Fred's mind; Fred doesn't know the proper use of Vomitorium, its in character.
🔗 18:07Thecanerdian: Paul, wine is not food.
🔗 18:07 Nightvalien28: Anubis169, what highlight
🔗 18:07RogueLink: Dear Dr. LRR: Do you have any major concerns with switching to Twitch for Desert Bus chat?
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: TyrantTaco, Yes.
🔗 18:07 nullrush: oh, yeah there is
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: Nightvalien28: the Jam on the Gas highlight
🔗 18:07 Krlnkir: Opposite the first peasant's house.
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:
'twas me 
🔗 18:07 nullrush: I remember that now
🔗 18:07 Spacecarl: Was anybody else here there for the James reveal after Fridays Lets Nope?
🔗 18:07 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: every Civ:BE game I think I start out great, but then find myself SOOO far behind everyone else by turn 200 or so.
🔗 18:07 MrPhlip: Mansion is on the first area, near the first peasant's house an the guillotine and such
🔗 18:07lugthor: no the biggest building on the board
🔗 18:07 Eldrin13: dem some fast snails
🔗 18:07 Jwiley129:
stream is randomly buffering and I don't know why 
🔗 18:07 Nightvalien28: Anubis169, oh sweet gotta see that again
🔗 18:07CoyoteSans: Dammit, Fred, you need to DEVELOP your resource tiles! Argh, you are The Worst at this game!
🔗 18:08RogueLink: Can't wait for the bus to start rolling!
🔗 18:08 Krlnkir: The Mansion is opposite the first peasant's house; the window is on the back.
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: Jwiley129: Try the next quality down?
🔗 18:08Lightspeeddash: why not hit them
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: Jwiley129: That's what fixed it for me.
🔗 18:08 Jwiley129:
Memo I'm on low
don't want to try Source
🔗 18:08 Jwiley129: I mean Mobile
🔗 18:08 Eldrin13: escargot is delicious. its a shame that its hard to find in the us
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: Jwiley129, Awwww
🔗 18:08Utilitarian_STFD: SO BE IT
🔗 18:08Valkyrie_Lemons: Has anyone actually eaten snails before?
🔗 18:08 esperchld: escargot so gross
🔗 18:08 Quantum_Dot: Source is really high quality..
🔗 18:08 jadedcynic:

🔗 18:08 zyme86: my stage has a vomatorium its where I go to throw up torward the stage
🔗 18:08 Nightvalien28: THAT was weird?
🔗 18:08 jadedcynic: pardon-eff?
🔗 18:08 emberBecky:

🔗 18:08 GDwarf: Turnip for what?
🔗 18:08Cantwearcats: Intense snail intensifies
🔗 18:08 Jwiley129:
?
🔗 18:08 azninja888: SNAIL PRIDE!
🔗 18:09lirelent: escargo just tastes like garlic butter
🔗 18:09 CandyNuke: !adult
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:09 LRRbot:
13 pardons-fuck for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:09Kapol42: Poor fools...
🔗 18:09 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Dear Drs LRR, will Desert Bus be its own channel, i.e, new subscriptions, new emoticons, etc? or will it be on this channel.
🔗 18:09 Antitonic:
So yeah Graham, I can reveal a thing for the Mystery Box if you like.. Unless you'd prefer to remain unspoilered. 
🔗 18:09Ervefel: you tell them
🔗 18:09cuttlefishman: Snails are awesome
🔗 18:09 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: Right on.
🔗 18:09 plummeting_sloth: yeah, dead now
🔗 18:09 MrPhlip: Go large size and talk to the snails
🔗 18:09 MrPhlip: it's great
🔗 18:09 Rabbt300: Have eaten them and they were Amazing
🔗 18:09SpacePotato01: Wow. Snailforce one
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: OK... Mansion, Paul
🔗 18:09 Dix: the seizure chicken is alive
🔗 18:09Reutan: They're like mushrooms, made of meat. Soaked in garlic butter.
🔗 18:09 Zipa8: I want to know where ginger is
🔗 18:10 LambMower:
Seizure chicken 
🔗 18:10Lightspeeddash: Bay Windows in Back
🔗 18:10 LambMower: It's so disturbing yet so funny
🔗 18:10Kapol42: Dix, and soon you will be inside it.
🔗 18:10 Dix: The twitch chat is actually starting to get populated there
🔗 18:10Stroupdog: Dear Dr GPLP do you have and flyers or any format to promote DB8. I got my work to ok puting something up in the employee lounge at work and to take a collection but don't know what to post. my area isn't big on internet stuff so trying to spread knowledge about it and gather funds for you.
🔗 18:10 CantWearHats: AAAHHHH
🔗 18:10 Anubis169: Have the chatmods for DB been chosen?
🔗 18:10Reutan: Oh wait. I know what's gonna happen here.
🔗 18:10 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Ah, thanks. I missed all last year, for many reasons.
🔗 18:10Mowdownjoe: INCEPTION
🔗 18:10 Dix: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME KAPOL
🔗 18:10 CantWearHats: MY BRAND
🔗 18:10 VmKid: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
🔗 18:10CoyoteSans: A Droste Mind.
🔗 18:10lirelent: game all the way down
🔗 18:10 Dix: I'm working on it anubis
🔗 18:10 TheMoatman: You do
🔗 18:10 Aarek: we need to go deeper!
🔗 18:10 Eldrin13: looping world!
🔗 18:10 King__of__Spades: RECURSIVE BRAIN
🔗 18:10 nullrush: recursive smallness!
🔗 18:10Thecanerdian: Recursion
🔗 18:10 Havok4: You do see that.
🔗 18:10 plummeting_sloth: we have to go derper
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: You can
🔗 18:10lirelent: booooooam
🔗 18:10 MadTheorist: Inception!
🔗 18:10 jadedcynic:
game-ception...AND it's *RECURSIVE* (poor Fred
)
🔗 18:10 Dandinstorm12:

🔗 18:10Thecanerdian: google it
🔗 18:10third_apex:
Psychonautception 
🔗 18:10RvLeshrac: In fact, when you grow and climb out, you're in that room.
🔗 18:10Kapol42:
Psssh, we don't need mods for DB. 
🔗 18:11 King__of__Spades: AHHHHHHHHHHH
🔗 18:11 CantWearHats: AAAAAHHH NOT OK NOT OK
🔗 18:11 jadedcynic: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:11 LRRbot:
14 pardons-fuck for Psychonauts on GPLP
🔗 18:11 Anubis169: oww my head!!
🔗 18:11 King__of__Spades: AHHHHHHHHH OH NOOOO
🔗 18:11 azninja888: !mind blown
🔗 18:11 Eldrin13: yessss graham yessssss
🔗 18:11 Jwiley129: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: jwiley129: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 18:11RogueLink: I never noticed that! That is awesome!
🔗 18:11Utilitarian_STFD: *INCEPTION NOISE*
🔗 18:11Kapol42: IT WAS A GAME THE ENTIRE TIME
🔗 18:11Tycherin: What have we donnnnnne
🔗 18:11 Krlnkir: THE MINDS; THEY ARE BLOWN
🔗 18:11 jadedcynic: !game good
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (101/103)
🔗 18:11Cantwearcats: BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
🔗 18:11 nullrush: RECURSION
🔗 18:11Lord_ZYRK: CIRCLES AND CIRCLES AND CIRCLES
🔗 18:11Develon2: GAMECEPTION!
🔗 18:11Thecanerdian: BOOM
🔗 18:11questhere: **BWAAAAAAMMM***
🔗 18:11 VmKid: I DID NOT ACTUALLY KNOW THIS
🔗 18:11CoyoteSans: THE TOP IS STILL SPINNING
🔗 18:11 CandyNuke: !game good
🔗 18:11Tycherin: !game recursive
🔗 18:11 Eldrin13: this dudes brain is infinitely deep
🔗 18:11 jadedcynic: !game AMAZABALLS
🔗 18:11 AdmiralMemo: Aero, Ashton, and Dix are the current Mods in the DB stream right now
🔗 18:11RogueLink: !good game
🔗 18:11 Eldrin13: we found the buddha
🔗 18:11Sunomel: !game good
🔗 18:11 King__of__Spades: MOBIUS GAME
🔗 18:11 Spacecarl: !game good
🔗 18:11Ervefel: sweetie jumping jesus
🔗 18:11 MrPhlip: So... when we said this was 3 levels down from IRL... maybe more
🔗 18:11TheNeRD14: !game good
🔗 18:11 Dix: I'm working on it
🔗 18:11 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: !game good
🔗 18:11 Krlnkir: !red card
🔗 18:11 Jwiley129: EscarGETTHEHELLOUTAHERE
🔗 18:11 King__of__Spades: !game mobius
🔗 18:11Lightspeeddash: talkin to snails post haste
🔗 18:11Lord_ZYRK: The BEEj
🔗 18:11 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:
You can't have A169 be a chat mod in DB, you've seen what he's done to this place. 
🔗 18:11DirgeNovak: Do we have Beejfall?
🔗 18:11 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 18:11Lord_Rakdos: Engage QWOP
🔗 18:11 SuitablyEpic: so inception was just a bad retelling of psychonauts
🔗 18:11 jadedcynic: I didn't know that either...
🔗 18:12 AdmiralMemo: Beej o'clock is now!
🔗 18:12 NeuterCommuter: Smash cut to bleached white escar-skeleton.
🔗 18:12 Anubis169 prods Luigi_savior_of_scrubs
🔗 18:12lirelent: paul have you ever had escargo?
🔗 18:12 Anubis169: what've i done to this place?
🔗 18:12 Bawkbawkboo1: seriously, that's such a wonderful little detail though
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Rating for Psychonauts on GPLP is now 98% (104/106)
🔗 18:12 plummeting_sloth: and I ate the Duchess after that point
🔗 18:12 LambMower: I'm wondering if I should go vertical screen for the chat this year
🔗 18:12Reutan: Spunky snails?
🔗 18:12 LambMower: Easier reading
🔗 18:12 Bawkbawkboo1: Something only a Tim SHafer game owuld have
🔗 18:12Veste: Like some sort of hunger... game...
🔗 18:12Lightspeeddash: the Hearty Knight to you good sir
🔗 18:12 zyme86: oh god, if you dont hurry this may turn into the hunger games
🔗 18:12 Krlnkir: Shovel Knight is just a bad remake of Psychonauts
🔗 18:12Kapol42:
Isn't Hearty Knight in Shovel Knight? 
🔗 18:12DirgeNovak: There is no boss. It's just over.
🔗 18:12 jadedcynic: save?
🔗 18:12Mowdownjoe: I don't remember a boss for this level.
🔗 18:12 nullrush: there's no boss
🔗 18:12BlueMagnusStormCrow: there is no boss
🔗 18:13 Havok4: There is no boss.
🔗 18:13 Nightvalien28: Mowdownjoe, there isn't
🔗 18:13 AdmiralMemo: No boss
🔗 18:13 MrPhlip: Moving the kinght is literally all you have left to do
🔗 18:13CoyoteSans: Isn't Napoleon's walker the... no, it isn't? Odd.
🔗 18:13 malc: hm. last time I watched a psychonauts stream was CWH playing this exact part
🔗 18:13 jadedcynic: mmmmm
🔗 18:13 CantWearHats: heh
🔗 18:13 CantWearHats: SPOOOOOON
🔗 18:13angelofdust337: SPOON!
🔗 18:13 Aarek:
🔗 18:13 jadedcynic: ta-DAAA!
🔗 18:13 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs: #rekt
🔗 18:13 jadedcynic:

🔗 18:13 Magicpokey: !uptime
🔗 18:13 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:32
🔗 18:14 Shocksplicer: But how else would you know he's Napoleon without the N?
🔗 18:14 Jwiley129:

🔗 18:14lirelent: goat there
🔗 18:14 zyme86: and russia
🔗 18:14 Trippzen: I keep hearing bonerfart.
🔗 18:14 King__of__Spades: and Trafalgar
🔗 18:14 zyme86: he actaully was sick that day
🔗 18:14lirelent: never invade russia, really bad idea
🔗 18:14lirelent: because winter
🔗 18:14 jadedcynic: well, it's Fred's perception of his ancestor
🔗 18:14Sunomel: He'd just be Apoleon without the N
🔗 18:14 plummeting_sloth: Napoleon lost the War due to IBS
🔗 18:14 Anaerin: Hitler never played risk as a child.
🔗 18:14 Magicpokey: Wow. I forgot how crazy this game is. I tune in just in time to see Napoleon
🔗 18:14CoyoteSans: Lirelent So... what happens when Russia invade YOU?
🔗 18:15 VmKid: You just cured him of being an otherkin.
🔗 18:15 jadedcynic: yeah, Napoleon had ulcers...
🔗 18:15CoyoteSans: Uh... no reason. Just... curious.
🔗 18:15Lancer873: You should go check out the painting being made
🔗 18:15GhosteEye: but I am le tired
🔗 18:15Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: yus!
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Alright
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Beej timez!
🔗 18:15 Anubis169: yaaaaaay
🔗 18:15Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: nuuuu'
🔗 18:15GhosteEye: so take a nap! then fire se missles!!
🔗 18:15Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: I HAS MISSED
🔗 18:15Lightspeeddash: time for the Boom Guy No. 1
🔗 18:15Lord_ZYRK: CoyoteSans, vodka and kippers?
🔗 18:15lirelent: enjoy the rest of your evening graham and paul
🔗 18:15 MadAndySims: Well, he's basically been fighting that battle for years, he's probably hella sleep-depped.
🔗 18:15 emberBecky: Night Graham and Paul!
🔗 18:15 Magicpokey: Deuces guys!
🔗 18:15Ervefel: time for beej times
🔗 18:15 Anubis169 bounces around G and P
🔗 18:15 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: bai G&P
🔗 18:15 LambMower: Thanks for the stream!
🔗 18:15Thecanerdian: awesome to the max
🔗 18:15 jadedcynic:
okay...that totally didn't go the way I had to 
🔗 18:15lirelent: shadowrub?
🔗 18:15 Anaerin: We have beejsign?
🔗 18:15 Krlnkir: Awesomesauce. Thank you for streaming!
🔗 18:15 plummeting_sloth: good bye everyone. see you late!
🔗 18:15 Anubis169:
thankies for the stream 
🔗 18:16Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: bye
🔗 18:16Lord_Rakdos: Engage Beej
🔗 18:16 BusTed: See you next time!
🔗 18:16angelofdust337: night graham and paul
🔗 18:16Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: No more
🔗 18:16 Bawkbawkboo1: Bye Graham and Paul
🔗 18:16 Anubis169: byeeee~
🔗 18:16Kapol42: I shadow ran! I shadow ran so far away~
🔗 18:16 Luigi_savior_of_scrubs:

🔗 18:16 squaredotcube: Bye G and P
🔗 18:16 jadedcynic: I may just ahve to revisit Psychonauts...
🔗 18:16 Shocksplicer: Bye guys!!
🔗 18:16 AdmiralMemo: SHURDERERN!
🔗 18:16Thecanerdian: bye guys
🔗 18:16questhere: kthxbai!
🔗 18:16Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: Hyello comrades!
🔗 18:16 jadedcynic: cya! thanks!
🔗 18:16crabbman6: I revisit Psychonauts every year
🔗 18:16 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Such good RNGeesus love in this civ game. 3 virtues by turn 12.
🔗 18:16Lightspeeddash: RNGBeejus?
🔗 18:17Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: !next
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PST (17m ago)
🔗 18:17Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: whats Beej been playing lately?
🔗 18:17 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: shadowrun
🔗 18:17 LambMower: Shadowrun Returns
🔗 18:17Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: oooooh
🔗 18:17Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: thats a fun one
🔗 18:17CoyoteSans: Sirdigbychickenseizure Beware, for the RNG is a capricious mistress and trickster.
🔗 18:17Arclight_Dynamo: Hi folks.
🔗 18:18 TStodden: ShadowBeej Returns: Dragonfall
🔗 18:18 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I keep trying to convince my sister to play it, she loves X-Com and they have similar combat systems
🔗 18:18Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: what kind of character is he running?
🔗 18:18 Laserbeaks_Fury: okayiloveyoubyebye
🔗 18:18 Antitonic: Shadowrun Returns: Shadow Harder
🔗 18:18 Havok4: Beej is running a hacker type.
🔗 18:18Lord_ZYRK:
Beejus gave his life for you. . . now he's only got one left, and the boss for this level is HARD 
🔗 18:19Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: I see. I usually go magic
🔗 18:19CoyoteSans: I thought Beej was running a "But ALL these skills look good!" build.
🔗 18:19 TStodden: Prepare for the rising of Beejus Crust.
🔗 18:19 Havok4: Yeah it is hard to ignore the allure of being an actual wizard.
🔗 18:19 Antitonic: Coyotesans 5 Augment Good Stuff, eh?
🔗 18:20 Antitonic: Steam engaged!
🔗 18:22 TStodden: Hopefully B33J doesn't become a Black & Decker...
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: B33J TIMES
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo:
TStodden, I thought he was a white guy. 
🔗 18:22 JonciA: Get your decks out!
🔗 18:22 Antitonic: Covered in Beej!
🔗 18:22 Quantum_Dot: Heather looks tough right now
🔗 18:22 sticks_abuser: The falling of the BEEJ
🔗 18:22 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: good evening Beej and Heather
🔗 18:23 VmKid: Someone needs to add "Heather &" to the beginning of the show's title.
🔗 18:23 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: you guys look super tired. DLS kick your butts too?
🔗 18:23 GDwarf: Hello Heather; Not-Heather!
🔗 18:23 Sarah_Serinde: Hi guys!
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: Beej: Are you sure it's a game?
🔗 18:23 VmKid: Brendon "Plaese" Dery
🔗 18:23 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: CRAM: Cram it in your cram hole
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: Cram it into your soul!
🔗 18:24 LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:24questhere: Beej endorses drug use
🔗 18:24 TStodden: Cram that Cram!
🔗 18:24 PMAvers: Cram: You're going to cram something in your face, might as well be CRAM
🔗 18:24 VmKid: Flex those muscles, Beej.
🔗 18:24Compleatly: Beej, how ready are you for the Desert Bussing
🔗 18:24 Antitonic: WiiU is everywhere. WiiU is love.
🔗 18:24 Sarah_Serinde:
I think maybe "everything is fine" should just permanently be upside down 
🔗 18:24 VmKid: Fangirls everywhere faint simultaneously.
🔗 18:24 AdmiralMemo: I play on THIS side...
🔗 18:24 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: CRAM: You could do worse.
🔗 18:24 Quantum_Dot: This game is super fun.
🔗 18:24lirelent: hello peoples!
🔗 18:25 Anubis169 hugs everybody
🔗 18:25 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Beej is playing 5 color good stuff
🔗 18:25 Anubis169:
sorry all, i have to go to bed 
🔗 18:25 zyme86: 5 color morph?
🔗 18:25ArtofDaDress: HUGZ
🔗 18:25 Anubis169: DST is over so LRR's back to its normal time for me
🔗 18:25lirelent: good night Anubis169
🔗 18:25 Shocksplicer: Hey guys!
🔗 18:25 TStodden: Cram! I don't want to live forever!
🔗 18:25 SuitablyEpic: five color get there is my favorite
🔗 18:25 Quantum_Dot: Yeah, it was dark right at 5 for me today
🔗 18:26 Antitonic: The Doctor? Doctor Who?
🔗 18:26 Quantum_Dot: So depressing, although I don't feel bad about how much I spent building my bike lights now
🔗 18:26OneirosGolem: That doctor's kind of a jerk, iirc.
🔗 18:26NexVesica: He must have been a Matt Smith fan
🔗 18:26 AdmiralMemo: Cram hole!
🔗 18:26Pariah164: Wachin' on Mobile Quality like a chungus.
🔗 18:27 Roboromantic: Heather, how do you know cram and Krama aren't related?
🔗 18:27 BusTed: Heya B&H.
🔗 18:27 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Can we spend it on drugs?
🔗 18:27Pariah164: Dat body doe
🔗 18:27 VmKid: There's $20,000 on the line, it's time to CRAM!
🔗 18:27 Roboromantic: Look at that Body.
🔗 18:27NexVesica: Maybe rock some CHA?
🔗 18:27 VmKid: I think it was $20,000 at least.
🔗 18:27OneirosGolem: Trolls can have rockin' bods.
🔗 18:27 mtvcdm: It was $10,000.
🔗 18:27 VmKid: Thank you.
🔗 18:27 AdmiralMemo:
Beej has a 5 body... 4 face... 7 legs... 
🔗 18:27 fredcheckers: Swoll Troll
🔗 18:27 Quantum_Dot: I should download this game again.
🔗 18:27 Shocksplicer: You have a wonderful body, Beej. I'm sad we can't see it anymore.
🔗 18:27shpelley:
Roboromantic: You better be ready to kramalot of explanation into how cram and krama are related 
🔗 18:27Sektor88: Hi beej / heather!
🔗 18:27 ComradeBeric: Good evening, all.
🔗 18:28 Roboromantic: Cram could just be liquid bad Krama
🔗 18:28 AdmiralMemo:
Secrets? BEEJ KEEPS SECRETS? 
🔗 18:28 PMAvers: Do you Cram for the Man, or Cram for the People?
🔗 18:28 VmKid: I like how mtvcdm and I are right in sync with references to Cram-the-game show.
🔗 18:28 VmKid: O hai Beej
🔗 18:28 Roboromantic: Also, Shpelley, terrible person :
🔗 18:28 Havok4: guten tag B33j
🔗 18:28 AdmiralMemo: Yeah... I'm very tempted to buy it
🔗 18:28 JonciA: If you're into pigeons....
🔗 18:28 Antitonic: Get Steam, the cut those pigeons in half
🔗 18:28 mtvcdm: I remember the intro word for word.
🔗 18:28Sektor88: cram school's ins ession?
🔗 18:28shpelley: @Roboromantic you'll get used to it
🔗 18:28 GDwarf: Cramming people into phone booths?
🔗 18:28 Antitonic: *then cut
🔗 18:28 Sarah_Serinde: I've had a lot of fun with HATOFUL boyfriend so far
🔗 18:28 VmKid: I remember it pretty well.
🔗 18:28 squaredotcube: Whoa, Beej went a bit Snorsh there with that greeting
🔗 18:29 Sarah_Serinde: Totally worth $6
🔗 18:29 Shocksplicer: Cram for glory... Hehehe...
🔗 18:29shpelley:
@Roboromantic for instance: I'm glad that the dragon fell. That way the game won't drag-on. 
🔗 18:29OneirosGolem: Blunt and to the point
🔗 18:29 Roboromantic: !adult
🔗 18:29 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 18:29 Sarah_Serinde: Ok random caps, thanks autocorrect
🔗 18:29Mowdownjoe: Notes on Hatoful Boyfriend's Linux version from their Steam page: "There are no penguins."
🔗 18:29 AdmiralMemo: Pudding!
🔗 18:29lirelent: flying rats
🔗 18:29 VmKid: "24 hours ago, four brave souls were locked into our Hollywood-Highland Cramatoriums..."
🔗 18:29OneirosGolem: Did you romance them? Why not?
🔗 18:29milow49: I bought hatoful after the lrr stream. I missed the voiceover from the stream though.
🔗 18:29 Shocksplicer: Everybirdie is talking about pigeons!
🔗 18:29 AdmiralMemo: Were you poisoning pigeons in the park?
🔗 18:29Sektor88:
So Beej, Desert bus is in 2 weeks, and I've got plenty of challenges in store for you... 
🔗 18:29 Sarah_Serinde: That's non-Newtonian!
🔗 18:29 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: he wasn't part of the guild was he?
🔗 18:29Kapol42: Heather, given you're the resident Hodor expert, is Bill actually Hodor?
🔗 18:30 Sarah_Serinde:
Milow I hear LRR's voices when I play the game now 
🔗 18:30 Quantum_Dot: Okay, I am playing while watching you play.... this could be interesting....
🔗 18:30 AdmiralMemo: They're racist pigeons?
🔗 18:30 mtvcdm: "24 hours ago, four brave souls were locked up in our Hollywood and Highland Cramatoriums..."
🔗 18:30 Antitonic: Everybirdie who's anybirdie should play Hatoful Boyfriend. It's probably LRR approved!
🔗 18:30Kapol42: All pigeons are racists.
🔗 18:30 mtvcdm: "Deprived of sleep, the two teams were each given a pile of ridiculoous information to study...."
🔗 18:31 Roboromantic: "Glory, tell me about your relationship with your mother."
🔗 18:31 AdmiralMemo: I'd like to feel nothing at all sometimes...
🔗 18:31OneirosGolem: Wow rude as hell second option there
🔗 18:31 mtvcdm: "Locked up in a Hollywood storefront all night, they had to resist the urge to sleep and cram as many facts as possible into their exhausted brains. No sleep, no privacy, no mercy. Now we're gonna find out what they've learned; there's 10 grand on the line. It's time... to... CRAM."
🔗 18:31 PMAvers: Oh *** me.
🔗 18:31 VmKid: Damn, mtvcdm.
🔗 18:31 Havok4: Burn out is a specific shadowrun term to describe someone who lost their magical gifts due to too many implants.
🔗 18:31 GDwarf: Glory's story is hella sad and dark
🔗 18:31 mtvcdm: That was more text than I probably should have dropped at one time.
🔗 18:31ComradeWaifu: Hey guys!
🔗 18:31 AdmiralMemo:
Racist pigeons! I was right! 
🔗 18:31 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Havok4 beat me to it.
🔗 18:32 VmKid: I remember both loving and hating that show,
🔗 18:32OneirosGolem: Second option continues to be incredibly shocking
🔗 18:32 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: was her dad the trinity killer?
🔗 18:32lirelent: wow claw hammer, and I thought the giant wooden spoon was bad
🔗 18:32 VmKid: And yet considering what GSN did to Lingo I DO NOT want them to make a new one.
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: I loved Inquizition. Except for its having set the world land speed record for chintz on the prize money.
🔗 18:33 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: and knowing is half the battle
🔗 18:33 mtvcdm: It's like glorious Arastotska put a game show together.
🔗 18:33 VmKid: Inquizition pretty much had $0 budget
🔗 18:33 VmKid: *I* could make Inquizition.
🔗 18:33 Papperslappen: Tübingen is a nice town, I
🔗 18:34 AdmiralMemo:
So... Alex in Wonderland enthusiasts... Alex has declined the spare money we had left for buying props and it's going to Desert Bus. 
🔗 18:34 VmKid: It was a good show, but the entire thing was done on the cheap
🔗 18:34 Dix: Would you like to know more [ Yes | No }
🔗 18:34 mtvcdm: And you actually saw Inquizition make kind of a comeback... in the off-air hours of the Million Second Quiz (which if they'd just kept those rules all 24 hours they may not have had so many problems).
🔗 18:34 VmKid: Probably right down to the Inquizitor himself. I'd imagine he was played by pretty much any stagehand available
🔗 18:34 mtvcdm: The Million Second Quiz was a good idea executed in the most horrible fashion.
🔗 18:34 VmKid: Then dubbed in later.
🔗 18:35 VmKid:
I didn't watch the Million Second Quiz. 
🔗 18:35 VmKid: Apologies to the rest of you for this game show tangent. heh.
🔗 18:35 mtvcdm: Long story short, in the hours the Quiz wasn't live on NBC, they used Inquizition rules for 500 seconds in a winner-stays-on format.
🔗 18:35 Itazu: basically like buck
🔗 18:36 GDwarf: Listening to Beej's German makes me feel so much schadenfreude
🔗 18:36 mtvcdm: In the on-air hours, it got all weird and Double-Darey sans the physical challenges.
🔗 18:36 VmKid: Which is pretty much the entire point of Double Dare
🔗 18:36ComradeWaifu: Pronounce "Bach" like it was taught in school, then take that 'ch' pronunciation and apply it to 'buch'.
🔗 18:37 VmKid: Double Dare sans-physical challenges is like a sandwich with only bread.
🔗 18:37Arclight_Dynamo: Cyberpigeon touching simulator?
🔗 18:37 Durugai: blitz? blitz? BLITZ?!
🔗 18:37Sektor88: she's the tsundere
🔗 18:37 Roboromantic: Comradewaifu So, like "butch"?
🔗 18:37 GDwarf: vmkid: Or possibly a sandwich without the bread?
🔗 18:37 KhaineSD: Maybe Eiger is just Tsun?
🔗 18:37 mtvcdm: Weakest Link? That show's big failing was, well, first overexposure, and second, no mechanic to give the strongest link immunity. That would have come in so handy.
🔗 18:37 Shocksplicer: The Eiger route is kinky... Dem teeth...
🔗 18:37 VmKid: I guess you could call it a sandwich but it's really not exciting
🔗 18:37 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Heather: So... This happened today... Has Beej ever done this to you? http://imgur.com/MWPjpsg And have you wanted him to? 
🔗 18:37OneirosGolem: The route where your waifu could, at any moment, decide to put a slug through your skull.
🔗 18:37 Havok4: Served him right.
🔗 18:37 Itazu: my grandfather's last name is Heimbuch. buch is pronounce like buck
🔗 18:38 Lord_Hosk: beej I blame you for monicas death. before you installed this game she wasnt dead. then you created a charicter and bam shes dead.
🔗 18:38 VmKid: mtvcdm: But part of the strategy that nobody ever used was eliminating the Strongest Link in order to get a better shot at the cash.
🔗 18:38ComradeWaifu: @roboromatic more like you're trying to make the english 'sh' sound with the 'ch' mouth formation.
🔗 18:38 AdmiralMemo: antitonic: Wat... LOL
🔗 18:38 Shocksplicer: Memo: uhh, what exactly was happening there??
🔗 18:38 CaffeinatedLemur: Hosk has some very tight logic there
🔗 18:38 mtvcdm: I think Dirty Rotten Cheater was a much better vote-off quiz show.
🔗 18:39 Roboromantic: Comradewaifu They taught me how to say Bach WRONG! My entire life is a lie!
🔗 18:39 AdmiralMemo: shocksplicer: Something weird from Checkpoint
🔗 18:40 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: There are so many good gifs from CP+
🔗 18:40 VmKid: I've watched Cheater's UK version online but I barely remember the PAX version.
🔗 18:40OneirosGolem: Get that *** engraved in gold because she's not gonna say it again
🔗 18:40Kapol42: This lady is just a robot, isn't she?
🔗 18:40 VmKid: Probably because it didn't last long;
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm: That show deserved better than PAX.
🔗 18:40 AdmiralMemo: shocksplicer: Well, specifically it was a sub commercial for a suspiciously bad AI or something like that. Graham was being it and falling over and ended up tickling Kathleen's back with his face.
🔗 18:40 Roboromantic: Kapol42 Whoa, "just" a robot? She may not be a robot, but you should check your organic privilege.
🔗 18:41 Shocksplicer: Memo: interesting... Thanks
🔗 18:41 VmKid: PAX did their game show production really well though. I LOVED their version of Beat the Clock.
🔗 18:41Kapol42: @Roboromantic You don't know me. Maybe I'm actually a robit.
🔗 18:41Kapol42: Beep boop
🔗 18:42 GDwarf: Robots never lie, so he must be one!
🔗 18:42 LadyRhian: Hello, Beej! Hello, Heather!
🔗 18:42 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Has Beej actually played the decking sub-game yet? It's very interesting.
🔗 18:42 GDwarf: sirdigbychickenseizure: He has
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: SirDigbyChickenSeizure, He played one last week
🔗 18:42 JonciA: Just say no, BEEJ!
🔗 18:42 Roboromantic: Oh, sorry, I shouldn't out robots on the internet. It's bad etiquette (or so I hear)
🔗 18:42Kapol42: What if they were called happy pills?
🔗 18:42 GDwarf: Combat NitrOs!
🔗 18:42 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Beej grew up in the DARE era. Just say no!
🔗 18:42 Havok4: They are just potions don't worry about it.
🔗 18:42 LadyRhian: Beej- My anti-drug!
🔗 18:43Kapol42: It is bad etiquette. Beep Boop.
🔗 18:43lirelent: 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100001
🔗 18:43 leebenningfield: I never liked taking the drugs in Fallout 3
🔗 18:43 Antitonic: What if they were called stechblossoms?
🔗 18:43 Antitonic: *stenchblossoms
🔗 18:43 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: We had DARE in Ontario
🔗 18:43 mtvcdm: Fun fact, I ran through some Youtube clips of unsold game show pilots not that long ago. There was this... this one.
🔗 18:44 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I remember them singing just say no but thats it
🔗 18:44 LadyRhian: This is your brain on Drugs with a side of Bacon...
🔗 18:44 malfunct: I owned a couple of dare shirts
🔗 18:44shpelley: drugs drugs drugs, some are good and some are bad.drugs drugs drugs, ask your mom or ask your dad!
🔗 18:44ComradeWaifu:
@Leebenningfield a non-fiend druggy pugilist was my only character in Fallout 3! 
🔗 18:44 AdmiralMemo: I grew up in that era and I don't remember ever seeing a COMMERCIAL for it. I saw t-shirts everywhere.
🔗 18:44 the_lone_bard: Did you see the DARE "KILL HUNGRY THIRSTY DEAD!" ads? Or were they local to Aus?
🔗 18:44 VmKid: Lirelent's thing translated: "hello world!"
🔗 18:44 BusTed: A cram called by any other name would smell as sweet.
🔗 18:44 Roboromantic: Lirelent If you like we could establish an SSH tunnel, if you're going to talk dirty, you should use encryption.
🔗 18:44 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: instead we got "drugs, drugs, drugs, which are good, which are bad"
🔗 18:44 lathostiran: MADD is out of control now
🔗 18:44 ComradeBeric: I do that same thing. I never use any of them. I don't think that's because they're drugs. I think it's because I'm literally using an expendable resource that will cost me money to replace.
🔗 18:44Kapol42: The only big anti-drug thing I remember was that super weird cartoon movie about drugs.
🔗 18:44lirelent: i still have my DARE shirt from like 3rd grade because they thought large shirts were a good idea
🔗 18:44Kapol42: Beep boop
🔗 18:44 Antitonic: Or the ads for Twinkies or fruit pies?
🔗 18:44 Phailhammer: The_lone_bard: hat's Oak, not Dare.
🔗 18:44 the_lone_bard: Oh different kind of DARE,... DARE is an iced coffee brand here in Aus with possibly the greatest ad campaign ever.
🔗 18:44 AdmiralMemo:
lathostiran, MADD cow disease? 
🔗 18:44 LadyRhian: I remember the Hostess Snack Cakes commercials in comics
🔗 18:44 ShadeofHades: The_lone_bard I think that coffee-flavoured milk in general is local to Aus
🔗 18:44 Anaerin: We had big problems with that in our school. The police came round and handed out 3 joints for kids to look at, with the understanding there would be hell to pay if any of them went missing. When they were rounded up and handed back, they got 4 joints back.
🔗 18:44lirelent: Roboromantic haha
🔗 18:44 the_lone_bard: Phailhammer oh, well ***.
🔗 18:44 mtvcdm: Apparently, Bill Cullen made a pilot of a game show in Columbus, Ohio called 'How Do You Like Your Eggs?'
🔗 18:45 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Anaerin that sounds like something out of a standup comedy routine
🔗 18:45 AdmiralMemo:
Beej likes a different type of dere... yandere, tsundere... 
🔗 18:45 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: MADD is still popular, it's what our Porsche club raises money for
🔗 18:45 VmKid: Somehow not as stupid sounding as "Don't scare the hare"
🔗 18:45 Anaerin: hidingonuseridpirateship: The 3 hours spent in a locked room waiting for someone to come forward was NOT funny.
🔗 18:45 VmKid: How in the eff Don't Scare the Hare wasn't a kids' show I will never know.
🔗 18:45 Roboromantic: Brendan "DARE-y" Dery
🔗 18:46ComradeWaifu: eugh. xP
🔗 18:46 azninja888: My 5th grade class had someone from DARE give numerous lessons on drugs
🔗 18:46ComradeWaifu: no thx.
🔗 18:46 Antitonic:
Maybe Beej would like a spoiler for the Aus Mystery Box? 
🔗 18:46ComradeWaifu: I'd rather have my authentic mead.
🔗 18:46Kapol42: Beej "Cooking Wine" Beejerson
🔗 18:46 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Never cook with any wine you wouldn't drink. (says the Franco-American)
🔗 18:46OneirosGolem: That's uh... A lot of school projects?
🔗 18:47 Anaerin: sirdigbychickenseizure: "Cooking Wine" in Canada (at least) is pre-salted so it's undrinkable, but you can use it in food.
🔗 18:47lirelent: prove that you could monetize kids
🔗 18:47 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Beej: Someone trawled Internet archives... I'll tweet it later, but someone found the end of Desert Bus 1. 
🔗 18:47Kapol42: Don't drink and drive, for serious.
🔗 18:47 TheMoatman: "Don't drink and drive [dickbutt]"
🔗 18:47 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I subscribe to the Julia Child method of cooking with wine. Some for the dish, some for me.
🔗 18:47Kapol42: Also, don't drink and dickbutt. Also, don't drink and Beej.
🔗 18:47lirelent: Sirdigbychickenseizure agreed
🔗 18:47 Anaerin: sirdigbychickenseizure: "I cook with wine. Sometimes, it even goes in the food".
🔗 18:47lirelent: and if the dish doesn't need any, more for me!
🔗 18:48 LadyRhian: Drinkin' Beej?
🔗 18:48 Antitonic: I always heard "Don't drink and drive; smoke and fly!"
🔗 18:48 JonciA: That's a big dog
🔗 18:48 AdeleDawn: Agreed @Sirdigbychickenseizure
🔗 18:48ComradeWaifu: Oh, that's a cute dog. ^^
🔗 18:48dark77778: Fall dragons, fall!
🔗 18:48 Antitonic: Then again: Western Sydney
🔗 18:48 Johnkirkpatrick: I got to do a painting of an american flag with maggots in it... that was fun. it was the bush administration after all
🔗 18:48 Canageek is trapped in class, can't watch Beej
🔗 18:48 Anaerin: antitonic: Don't drink and drive -- You'll spill it.
🔗 18:48 Canageek: Sorry Beej
🔗 18:48Kapol42: Dog is named doge. He used to belong to some guy who lived on a farm. But then the guy got married, had a kid, and then randomly stopped moving. The dog has searched for a new owner ever since.
🔗 18:48 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: This dude is creepy as hell.
🔗 18:49Kapol42: The dude just -is- a ghost.
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Beej's Backlog at Mon 06:00 PM PST (49m ago)
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: Currently playing: Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut (rating 57%)
🔗 18:49 Canageek: Ah, I don't want spoilders for that anyway
🔗 18:49Cantwearcats: So it's the zone?
🔗 18:49 PMAvers: It's the French zone.
🔗 18:49 VmKid: mtvcdm: That started well enough. I'll watch the rest later. It seems interesting, if a little ahead of its time.
🔗 18:49 Havok4: Please note that the shadowrun universe diverges in 1990.
🔗 18:50 Lord_Hosk: the trouble with dare was the same problem as with the entire drug war. approximately 60% of illegal drug use is prescription pills. roughly 80% of youth drug use is Caffeine. 94% of illigal youth drug use is alcohol. the war on drugs and dare were all about street drugs with emphasis on everything other than weed.
🔗 18:50Kapol42: Did she tell him to "CARVE IT INTO YOUR SOUL!"
🔗 18:50ComradeWaifu: You know one drinking game you should never do? The drinking game that someone made for Payday2.
🔗 18:50 BusTed: Nice, Arclight_Dynamo.
🔗 18:50Arclight_Dynamo:

🔗 18:51Kapol42:
Man, Beej is going to get a job? Amazing. 
🔗 18:51ComradeWaifu: 3 different levels for the game: Moderate, Skunk-drunk, and "Alcohol Poisoning Eminent!"
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo: arclight_dynamo: NICE
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo: I actually LOLed at that one
🔗 18:51 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: That is excellent, Arclight_dynamo
🔗 18:51 LadyRhian: Dr. Ghoul starver
🔗 18:52LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> RT @DarkRahien: It finally arrived, and it's great. Thank you @WyrmwoodGaming and @loadingreadyrun http://t.co/wPGORhsQOr
🔗 18:52 Havok4: Go ask your friend hackerman.
🔗 18:52Arclight_Dynamo:
I endeavour to try, Memo. 
🔗 18:52 Roboromantic: You know who is a rigger? Some guy you know.
🔗 18:53 Havok4: The red haired hackerman who joined your team is a good person to ask about this.
🔗 18:53 Varewulf: You might want to ask Blitz if he knows anything about that drone. :3
🔗 18:53 Roboromantic: A little on the nose, Havok4
🔗 18:53 Roboromantic: Seriously, Varewulf?
🔗 18:53 Roboromantic: Spoilers.
🔗 18:55 the_lone_bard: I feel like at this point we need to make blatant spoilers a 5minute timeout or something, even when people specifically say "Don't tell me how to do it." there's still at least one dude in the chat that immediately goes "Talk to this dude who unlocks that thing and then you can do it this way."
🔗 18:55 PMAvers: Stealing bleach white skeletons out of people's bodies.
🔗 18:55 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I second @The_lone_bard's suggestion
🔗 18:55 the_lone_bard: It's been nearly a year now, people wont listen when whoever's streaming says "Don't just tell me things." (I don't know if Beej has said that.) so clearly we need something else to deter it.
🔗 18:56ComradeWaifu: @The_Lone_Bard Here here!
🔗 18:56 Roboromantic: Wanna do things that even Monica wouldn't?
🔗 18:56 the_lone_bard: If it just becomes a universal rule, people will see it happen a few times over 1-2 weeks, no real harm will be done, and then the only time we'll get direct spoilelrs will be when someone outright asks.
🔗 18:56 Roboromantic: I'm sure nothing terrible willl happen.
🔗 18:56 Havok4: Oh sorry. I just remember being irritated by that one. My bad.
🔗 18:56 Lord_Hosk: My name was slandered by them saying "im a bad doctor just because 99% of my patients die" that may be true but general dentistry is a high risk practice. You cant just clean and fill a cavity without a few dozen people dying from it.
🔗 18:57 PMAvers: I assume this doctor went to the same medical school as the TF2 medic.
🔗 18:57 VmKid: Accidental murder is a problem faced by every doctor.
🔗 18:58 VmKid: You'd be surprised how much accidental murder is in a lot of jobs.
🔗 18:58 Roboromantic: Actually, the doctor is a doctor of business, and he calculated that the best way to make money was jamming computers into people.
🔗 18:58 the_lone_bard: Hahah, it's all good for now Beej. I'm just getting sick of seeing people immediately tell Graham and Alex (Mainly those two.) the solution to things before the quest giver's even finished giving the quest.
🔗 18:58 PMAvers: Guns are cyberwear for your hands.
🔗 18:59 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: that's a crappy birthday party
🔗 18:59 Durugai: we only get one friand?
🔗 18:59Kapol42: Jokes on you Heather! I don't even have ONE friend!
🔗 18:59 squaredotcube: Blitz?
🔗 18:59 the_lone_bard: Only one friend at your birthday party? Who are you, me from age 1-now?
🔗 18:59 Havok4: I feel it is different when the answer to the quest is "talk to everyone until you find the right person". That is a subjective issue by issue interpretation. The_lone_bard.
🔗 18:59 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:56
🔗 18:59 Roboromantic: The one friend limitation makes it seem like you should do this diplomatically, but I take perverse enjoyment in killing everyone I can in that mission to spite whatever design there was.
🔗 18:59 Durugai: blitz? blitz? BLITZ?!
🔗 18:59 Havok4: So it does not have a broad application.
🔗 19:00 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: when I played this game I named my character blitz not knowing there was already a blitz in the game, it was interesting.
🔗 19:00 Roboromantic: Yeagermeister brigade, less successful.
🔗 19:00 mtvcdm: Finland? Oh geez.
🔗 19:00 Anaerin: "Tell me about the rabbits"!
🔗 19:00 the_lone_bard: Havok4 Honestly I don't even really know what's happening, I walked back in just before Beej talked to that dude. Think of you and the other guy sort of like the straw that broke the camels back. Right now I am super sick and in a lot of pain, and just not keeping my problems to myself, it's seriously nothing personal.
🔗 19:01 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: alright there is only one way to settle this, fight to the death
🔗 19:01 mtvcdm: Oh, that's your way to settle everything.
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: I name my Pikachu "Mew"
🔗 19:01Kapol42: You could just name them letters. Go, A! Fight a! And when you faint, I'll send out AEbC!
🔗 19:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: it works.
🔗 19:02 Anaerin: "Magikarp used Earthquake! It's Highly Effective!"
🔗 19:02 JonciA: 6 Caterpees named Mewtwo
🔗 19:02 Roboromantic: Six Mews named Ratata
🔗 19:02ComradeWaifu: Wait... did that guy say "Mein Freund"?
🔗 19:02 LadyRhian: Someone I heard named their Metapod "Dick". DICK USED HARDEN. IT IS SUPER EFFETIVE!
🔗 19:02Sektor88: I don't runt he shadows, I run the loadingreadies
🔗 19:02 Havok4: Oh that sucks. At broke my foot over the summer and will attest to the distracting properties of LRR that helped me get through that. Feel better soon.
🔗 19:02 mtvcdm: Name them Spoink. Nobody ever suspects Spoink.
🔗 19:02ComradeWaifu: I looked that up... and I think that guy called you his boyfriend. XD
🔗 19:03 tyloncorp: Don;t steal his robit friend.
🔗 19:03 TheAmazingHobo: Comradewaifu: No, it´s literally just "my friend/acquintance"
🔗 19:03 Roboromantic: Trust Blitz.
🔗 19:03Kapol42: Blitz looks like he should Blitz.
🔗 19:03Arclight_Dynamo: Strawpoll?
🔗 19:03 Bawkbawkboo1: Does Blitz blitz?
🔗 19:03Arclight_Dynamo: Nope, then.
🔗 19:03Mowdownjoe: Kapol42: You don't think Blitz looks like Wakka?
🔗 19:03 the_lone_bard: Hahah, funny you mention that. Literally my smallest problem right now is a fractured left foot....
🔗 19:03 PMAvers: Dronefriend!
🔗 19:03ComradeWaifu: well... my german is getting pretty bad, then...
🔗 19:03 LadyRhian: Dogefriend?
🔗 19:03Kapol42: Mowdownjoe, kind of? The hair style is wildly different though.
🔗 19:04 Havok4: The_lone_bard Well given that I shattered my navicular bone that is indeed and odd coincidence.
🔗 19:04Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is in "IT." That's decking, as far as I know, Heather.
🔗 19:04 Havok4: The_lone_bard also on my left foot.
🔗 19:04 TheAmazingHobo: My German is slowly degenerating, as I am always surrounded by uncultured American proles.
🔗 19:04 EiranAlestain: ComradeWaifu: He said, mein Freund. Which means "chap" in this context. Oder just "my friend".
🔗 19:04 Bawkbawkboo1: LRL was a great way to pass time when I was in the hospital for 13 days on oral morphine last March
🔗 19:04 GDwarf: You can run from your problems forever! If not, what hope is there for us? :B
🔗 19:05 the_lone_bard: I'm not sure what that bone is. But mine's whatever the main bone that sort of stands out and goes to your big toe is. I fractured it almost a ful;l year ago (The day after DB ended.) and never let it heal right, due to another leg problem where I physically couldn't put my whole foot on the ground (Only the front half, not the heal) for 4 days, I managed to re-fracture it on Saturday walking like that ><
🔗 19:05 Roboromantic: Wait? The angel is nice?
🔗 19:05 Durugai: Beej the game just told you "it is better to be strong and smart in the real world" feelings about this?
🔗 19:05 LadyRhian: Pay with sex?
🔗 19:05 BusTed: Ooooooohhh
🔗 19:05 TheAmazingHobo: That´s your solution to everything.
🔗 19:06 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: straight up evangelion angel.
🔗 19:06 Roboromantic: There's a big angel statue behind her.
🔗 19:06 the_lone_bard: Turns out it's real bad to limp around when you're absorbing your full bodyweight more or less on your toes...
🔗 19:06Sektor88: The ccurate biblical ones that strike fear into the hearts of mortals
🔗 19:06 AdmiralMemo: The ones in the Bible are creepy, too... Giant wheels with eyes?
🔗 19:06 GDwarf: Actually, Biblical angels tend to be things like wheels made out of eyes, or wings covered in eyes, or...
🔗 19:06blindrift98: totally visited by cherubims and thrones
🔗 19:06Master_Gunner: biblical angels are horrifying
🔗 19:06 LadyRhian: Wasn't the statue an angel?
🔗 19:06 TheMoatman: The biblical angels are pretty much all wings and fire
🔗 19:06Sektor88: That are more liek chimeras than what we think of as angels
🔗 19:06 PMAvers: Not really the creepiest thing that's floating around in the sixth world.
🔗 19:06Sektor88: or the ones from bayonetta
🔗 19:06 GDwarf: Biblical angels also sometimes have multiple heads from various animals, too
🔗 19:06 TheAmazingHobo: Aren´t Angel "supposed" to look like something that makes your brain bleed out of your ears ?
🔗 19:06 LadyRhian: The talking one?
🔗 19:06 JonciA: Humans with wings and no junk
🔗 19:06 the_lone_bard: Beej oh yeah. Give me a sec I actually have a couple of sweet sketches guys did of some biblicly referenced angels I can throw on imgur!
🔗 19:06 lathostiran: angel = bearer of news. first thing anangel says in the bible everytime "be not afraid" cause the humans be freaking out.
🔗 19:06Thisbymaster: it is different depending on the angel
🔗 19:06OneirosGolem: My favourite one is probably from the Wrinkle In Time that's just a hundred wings covering and uncovering its eyes...
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: Old Testament angels are really freaky... So are Revelation ones.
🔗 19:07 esperchld: Angels are really flying Johten
🔗 19:07 Durugai: Jazz formula..? Does that make liquid weapon grade Jazz?
🔗 19:07 GDwarf: oneirosgolem: That's a roughly accurate description of a Seraphim, only expanded somewhat. Though in the book I believe it's a cherubim
🔗 19:07Arclight_Dynamo: "Cherubim have four faces: one of a man, an ox, a lion, and an eagle. They have four conjoined wings covered with eyes, a lion's body figure, and they have ox's feet."
🔗 19:07 TheAmazingHobo: Your not missing out on much, by not being an Elf. You basically just call him out for being a douche.
🔗 19:07OneirosGolem: I think it was called a Cherubim in the book: I won't claim to know the difference in the larger context of reality.
🔗 19:07blindrift98: Thrones are my favorite angels
🔗 19:08 BusTed: Regardless of how they look, we all know that the sounds they make are inappropriate.
🔗 19:08Itzqoatl: i believe there is a reason that angel's introduce themselves with "Fear not."
🔗 19:08 PMAvers: That's... that's not how that works, Zack.
🔗 19:08 VmKid: Quick hebrew lesson, folks: the "im" at the end of a word is a hebrew plural. The singular would just be a cherub.
🔗 19:08 GDwarf: oneirosgolem: I believe seraphim are giants with seven wings, cherubim are giants with multiple faces, wings, eyes, and limbs from various animals
🔗 19:08 Havok4: I get the feeling he is a fake elf.
🔗 19:08 the_lone_bard: So these are the sort of angels in the bible, not your traditional "Tall dark and handsome"http://i.imgur.com/Pjw7DTW.png
🔗 19:08 squaredotcube: Okay, it's offical: First Cam, then Graham, now Beej - We have to replace this table before it puts pain to all the crew!
🔗 19:08 PMAvers: Oh my god, Zaak's not really a elf.
🔗 19:08 PMAvers: He's a ELF POSER
🔗 19:08 AdmiralMemo: Bloody ears
🔗 19:08 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Heather "Just cut 'im" Derry
🔗 19:08 GDwarf: vmkid: Really? I thought "im" was the singular, so you can't have "a cherub"
🔗 19:08 VmKid: Cherubim = Plural. Cherub = Singular.
🔗 19:08 LadyRhian: Bloody ears.
🔗 19:08 Roboromantic: I usually keep my blood inside me, Beej. I have a special blood compartment.
🔗 19:08 JonciA: Random dancing chick
🔗 19:09 Havok4: Elf-posers are a real shadowrun thing by the way. I is actually a character disadvantage you can take.
🔗 19:09 TheAmazingHobo: Hey, theres Taly´s Manga Shop. Neat.
🔗 19:09 VmKid: Nope. "im" is a plural.
🔗 19:09 AdmiralMemo: the_lone_bard: Well, they're probably tall, at least
🔗 19:09 Havok4: So is Ork poser but that has a entirely different cultural connotation.
🔗 19:09 the_lone_bard: Admiralmemo, well that's true XD
🔗 19:09 GDwarf: vmkid: Alright, well, I knew there was a difference, I just got it backwards. :B
🔗 19:09 GDwarf: One that I've noticed now is that "Djinni" is singular, "Djinn" is plural
🔗 19:10 Roboromantic: You suspect that she's having sex with the much older guy, Beej.
🔗 19:10 GDwarf: "Djinni" sounds quite a bit like "Genie", explaining where that term came from
🔗 19:10 LadyRhian: Beej- EarSexual
🔗 19:10 TheAmazingHobo: Today on Stream: Beej stares at NPC´s ears, mumbles something about bloods, and makes them vaguely uncomfortable.
🔗 19:10 Havok4: Okay elf poser is worth 5 karma and ork poser is to worth 6 karma. Amusing shadowrun minutia.
🔗 19:10 VmKid: Other source: Went to a jewish elementary school for five years.
🔗 19:11 VmKid: I grew up on that ***.
🔗 19:11 TheAmazingHobo: BEEJ: Speed Mumbler Extraordinaire.
🔗 19:11 Shocksplicer: No means yes.
🔗 19:11 Roboromantic: No means health.
🔗 19:12lirelent: art major?
🔗 19:12 QuarterNote_: oh its alex
🔗 19:12 Shocksplicer: !health
🔗 19:12 LadyRhian: He's DoucheAdam
🔗 19:12 Lord_Hosk: That guy plays at my Local Game store. he is a douche
🔗 19:12 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: it's kind of a generic look
🔗 19:12 Bawkbawkboo1: Speaking of the character portraits, when did Andrew Ferguson start doing modeling work?
🔗 19:12lirelent: art steve?
🔗 19:12 TheAmazingHobo: No means "an adverb used to give a negative answer or reply to a question, request." Huh. Good to know.
🔗 19:12 LadyRhian: Douche!AdamSavidan
🔗 19:13 Havok4: There is a reason we chose this picture Bawkbawkboo1.
🔗 19:13 Lord_Hosk: His name is "gets really tilty and drops if he loses a round"
🔗 19:13lirelent: I find it hillarious that the train company in germany is called train
🔗 19:13 Roboromantic: Or Dante's for that matter.
🔗 19:14lirelent: and the airline is called airplane
🔗 19:14Arclight_Dynamo: Lirelent: German is a *very* literal language.
🔗 19:14 PMAvers: This is sketchy as all hell. Do not want.
🔗 19:14 VmKid: Hosk: I read that as "Gets really titty". The Internet has ruined me.
🔗 19:14 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: look that mission meant nothing to me
🔗 19:14 TheAmazingHobo: Uhm, pretty sure we don´t have an Airline called "Flugzeug"
🔗 19:14lirelent: Arclight_dynamo well culture too, such an awesome place to go on holiday
🔗 19:14 TheMoatman: You're out of the band, BEEJ
🔗 19:14 EiranAlestain: Well, germans were never very imaginative in naming.
🔗 19:15 Havok4: Pmavers we are shadowrunners sketchy is what we do.
🔗 19:15 PMAvers: Right, but the rule is to survive to spend your pay.
🔗 19:15 LadyRhian: Terminated with extreme prejudice, I bet.
🔗 19:15 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: well we can't call it the Beejees anymore
🔗 19:15 Havok4: Pmavers true that is a very important shadowruner rule. Right up there with never make a deal with a dragon.
🔗 19:16 Lord_Hosk: remember in the 90s when every town had like 50 coffee houses that were pretty much just that house that got forclosed on 20 years ago with the boards taken off the windows and a cash register in the kitchen
🔗 19:16lirelent: Theamazinghobo luftswanza , i forget the literal translation, but it isn't far from airplane
🔗 19:16 PMAvers: Granted, I don't really have much to spend cash on as a Techno. Mostly donate it or spend it on old video games.
🔗 19:16 LadyRhian: Old Drugs?
🔗 19:16 EiranAlestain: We call the primary Airline Lufthansa, which is a tag to the Hanse, i guess. Which were Traders.
🔗 19:16Arclight_Dynamo: "Those drugs aren't for personal use! They're for trafficking."
🔗 19:16 Lord_Hosk: oh wait, chat wasnt alive in the 90's
🔗 19:16 LadyRhian: I was!
🔗 19:16lirelent: Lord_hosk I was
🔗 19:16 Havok4: Pmavers which edition?
🔗 19:16 LadyRhian: I was born in 1967.
🔗 19:17 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I'm 29 I was a teenager in the 90s, so no I wasn't alive
🔗 19:17 PMAvers: Current one, been playing Missions at cons when I can.
🔗 19:17 LadyRhian is "Old as the Hills"
🔗 19:17 TheMoatman:
Coffee house? That like a starbucks or something? 
🔗 19:17 Havok4: Nice. I have been considering doing the missions at the local shop but I am doing pathfinder society instead. Don't really have time for both.
🔗 19:17Utilitarian_STFD: The answer is always Smartlinked Ares Predator.
🔗 19:17 EiranAlestain: Interesting, Lord Hoski. So everywhere in the US there were Coffee shops?
🔗 19:17 PMAvers: I joke that with a medium lifestyle, I have *so* many black t-shirts with matrix game stuff on them.
🔗 19:18 GDwarf: You forgot to integrate the prime factors, Beej! Your answers are now all wrong!
🔗 19:18 EiranAlestain: Sorry, i meant Lord Hosk. I misspelled.
🔗 19:18 TheAmazingHobo: Utilitarian_stfd: If the answer isn´t "Smartlinked Ares Predator" your are asking the wrong question.
🔗 19:18 All_Mankind: are we all DECKED out
🔗 19:18 JonciA: Take the medic!
🔗 19:18 LadyRhian: Take se Mage
🔗 19:18 GDwarf: Kill the wabbit!
🔗 19:18Arclight_Dynamo: Strawpoll?
🔗 19:18 TheAmazingHobo: Nehmen Sie den Magier!
🔗 19:19 Shocksplicer: Straw poll
🔗 19:19 Lord_Hosk: Pic me Pic me!
🔗 19:19 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: take the dog
🔗 19:19 All_Mankind: it's 4 am and i just woke up x_o
🔗 19:19 LadyRhian: Dietrich
🔗 19:19 EiranAlestain: Thats a hard choice!
🔗 19:19Utilitarian_STFD: theamazinghobo: In some cases there may be a corollary of "Smartlinked Ares Predator WITH ADPS ammunition"
🔗 19:19shpelley:
hay guys, vote in the strawpoll 
🔗 19:19 TheMoatman: PICK EIGER
🔗 19:19Arclight_Dynamo: I limited it to Eiger or Glory, since those were the ones Beej was considering. Is that cool?
🔗 19:20 LadyRhian: DUS ammo- Depletec Uranium Sabot
🔗 19:20lirelent: so cute that twitch thinks I'd ever play wow in a million years
🔗 19:20 LadyRhian: Depleted, sorry
🔗 19:20 Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: He was also considering Dietrich.
🔗 19:20Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, crap.
🔗 19:20 FinAzvandi: !powah
🔗 19:20 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 19:20 LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 19:20 TheAmazingHobo: I am constantly amused by how the Warlods of Draenor Ad shows not a single microsecond of gameplay.
🔗 19:20Pathrogas: !flowah
🔗 19:20 FinAzvandi: (have not been paying attention, that's the only choice that makes sense)
🔗 19:20Pathrogas: !flower
🔗 19:20Arclight_Dynamo: Sorry folks.
🔗 19:20lirelent: what is this gameplay you mention
🔗 19:21 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: "Worlds of Draenor: Still just WoW"
🔗 19:21 TheAmazingHobo: Oh goody, political ads. Could someone do me a solid and bludgeon me to death with a shovel ?
🔗 19:21 All_Mankind: in all this year i've been watching twitch streams almost every day, i've bough exactly one thing that was advertised, but that was because Cam advertised it
🔗 19:21 Havok4: Theamazinghobo well wow gameplay looks really bad on video to those who are not into it already. So including it an ad seems counter productive.
🔗 19:21 EiranAlestain: Thanks for the fast new poll.
🔗 19:21Thisbymaster: if they call you, just say to them "I am not a registered voter"
🔗 19:21 LadyRhian: New Dragon Age Ad.
🔗 19:21 Havok4: I occasionally see ads for games Iam already going to pick up.
🔗 19:21Thisbymaster: Did it once, they never called back
🔗 19:21 LadyRhian: Looks interesting.
🔗 19:22 LadyRhian: DA:I reminds me of Baldur's Gate Storyline
🔗 19:22 TheAmazingHobo: I´m an extremely unregistered voter, in the sense that I am legally unable to vote in the US.
🔗 19:22 mtvcdm: I'm getting one for the Wisconsin governor race for a guy named Robert Green. Ad is completely based around legalizing marijuana and is attacking the Democratic candidate exclusively. (It is paid for by a superPAC that has ties to the Koch brothers.)
🔗 19:22 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I answered the phone the other day and it was the local police trying to raise money for their policeman's ball. I said no, but now I'm paranoid I'm going to be on some list.
🔗 19:22 LadyRhian: Seriously.
🔗 19:23Thisbymaster: looks just like all the other fantasy games
🔗 19:23 mtvcdm: Robert Burke, sorry.
🔗 19:23 TStodden: Stupid mobile app not parsing URLs
🔗 19:23 EiranAlestain: So, DA:I looks like a decent game?
🔗 19:23 Roboromantic: Sirdigbychickenseizure We're raising money for the policeman's ball, but if we don't ahve enough I guess well do aomething else to get our rocks off.
🔗 19:23 CaffeinatedLemur:
why does everyone hate Glory for this mission 
🔗 19:23 Roboromantic: When it's death or Glory, choose death.
🔗 19:23 TheAmazingHobo: I love Glory! I want Glory to be my emotionally stunted, violent Waifu.
🔗 19:24 TheAmazingHobo: A Vaifu.
🔗 19:24Thisbymaster: DA looks boring
🔗 19:24Fracaswell: It's the Prime Directive: Always vote Mystery Box.
🔗 19:24 LadyRhian:
@Roboromantic Were they raising money for the policeman's other ball as well? 
🔗 19:24 mtvcdm: And oh hey look more ads literally saying 'Vote Robert Burke, Get Blazed' plastered all over TV Tropes.
🔗 19:24Atifexe: Ugh, blasted bran ads.
🔗 19:24 mtvcdm: I voted like a week or two ago, so.
🔗 19:25 Roboromantic: Ladyrhian So I've got you down for $200, or did you want to be pulled over fifty times?
🔗 19:25 Lord_Hosk: Beej made one choice in his life, he chose heather, he cant risk his 100% perfect choice record.
🔗 19:25 TStodden: All the donations to charity are through Humble Bundle nearly every week.
🔗 19:25Thisbymaster: a republican? Wanting Weed legalized? Did I wake up in opposite lane
🔗 19:25Thisbymaster: land
🔗 19:25Sektor88: Because some people dig the damaged goods
🔗 19:25 Anaerin: GloryXB33J OTP?
🔗 19:25 EiranAlestain: The train station is called: Healthwell? Ooook...
🔗 19:25 GDwarf: Beej: Calls the entire chat sexual predators. :B
🔗 19:25 TheAmazingHobo: What ? No it´s not about her being damaged. It´s about her HAVING METAL CLAWS!
🔗 19:25 Havok4: Glory can save herself just fine but she needs some help getting motivated.
🔗 19:25 Walkingharder: Beej should stop
🔗 19:25OneirosGolem: Still feeling a little accused but whatever
🔗 19:25 TheAmazingHobo: Beej "It´s hard to treat girls as people" Beejson.
🔗 19:26 LadyRhian:
@Roboromantic I'll only donate if the money goes ro Adam Jensen. 
🔗 19:26Abcxyq: Hisao was so annoying when he acted like that
🔗 19:26 Roboromantic: Dietrich would be a great waifu.
🔗 19:26 TheMoatman: That's literally the point of one of the katawa shoujo routes.
🔗 19:26 KhaineSD: No, Beej. STAHP
🔗 19:26 mtvcdm: Wrong idea, Thisbymaster. The idea is for the PAC to grab some small-time third-party guy and run hyper-cynical ads aimed at peeling votes away from the Democratic voters who'd never vote for the Republican.
🔗 19:26 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: they have all those emotion thingies
🔗 19:26 Quantum_Dot: Hmm, I have never had that problem.
🔗 19:26Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is describing the entire weight of Western culture, right now.
🔗 19:26 Havok4: Beej "It is hard to see girls as people" Deary
🔗 19:26 LadyRhian:
I know, he never asked for this. 
🔗 19:26 PMAvers: *popcorn*
🔗 19:26 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Been there, Beej. I feel you.
🔗 19:26 Shocksplicer: Heather just had a major pardonfuck...
🔗 19:26 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: nobody should be like Gaston
🔗 19:26 Quantum_Dot: Maybe it is from having two sisters the same age as me
🔗 19:26 AdmiralMemo: So we have marital problems live on TV here?
🔗 19:26 Itazu: i've always treated girls like people, but i was socialized as a female
🔗 19:26 Roboromantic: Ladyrhian Sorry, he was adamant the other time we tried to give him money, if he doesn't request it dont give him money.
🔗 19:27 Lord_Hosk: they arent even fighting memo
🔗 19:27NexVesica: I just treat everyone like cats. It leads to a lot of restraining orders
🔗 19:27 TheAmazingHobo: Short Version: Life isn´t a Visual novel.
🔗 19:27 SirDigbyChickenSeizure:
That kind of
-ed up thinking leads to things like "friend zone" becoming a thing guys think is real.
🔗 19:27 GDwarf: hidingonuseridpirateship: But no one's got a swell cleft in their chin like Gaston!
🔗 19:27Arclight_Dynamo: This stuff we're talking about here? It's why feminism is good for both women *and* men.
🔗 19:27 CaffeinatedLemur: does Beej know he can click continue? lol
🔗 19:27 AdmiralMemo: lord_hosk: No, but Heather's reactions were hilarious.
🔗 19:27 Havok4: Or you could look at Wall-E which is a love story without actual genders.
🔗 19:27 JonciA: Will o wisps
🔗 19:28OneirosGolem: Well... You don't give a father/son story to girls? :U
🔗 19:28 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: Beej got SO MANY feet in his mouth
🔗 19:28 LadyRhian: A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
🔗 19:28 TheAmazingHobo: I am slightly afraid to click on that entirely unparseable, unknown link.
🔗 19:28 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: and @Gdwarf I don't think anyone is eating 5 dozen eggs
🔗 19:28 the_lone_bard: I feel like TV and film still hasn't gotten women right. They're still either special delicate flowers, or they're super strong independent women who NEVER need help with anything and anyone who offers is a sexist... As someone who eventually just talked to my closest female friend about all that stuff, shockingly, just treat them exactly the same as dudes... Like, you don't need to make them "special" in any way, just the same as everyone else, ya know, like they are.
🔗 19:28 mtvcdm: Not that they didn't try to assign genders in that movie through the names of the robuts.
🔗 19:28 VmKid: On an unrelated note, Evolve just appeared in my Steam inventory and I don't know why.
🔗 19:29OneirosGolem: It's a pony reaffirming that the friendzone does not exist, Theamazinghobo.
🔗 19:29Kurisugohan: Guns akimbo!!
🔗 19:29 CantWearHats: VmKid, do you own XCOM?
🔗 19:29 All_Mankind: i was lucky to read a newspaper article in high school that informed me that for a guy to hold a girl in positive regard doesn't, contrary to what i'd been told, automatically mean he wants to have sex with her
🔗 19:29 TheAmazingHobo: Oneirosgolem: Phew, lucky me then.
🔗 19:29 VmKid: Oh yeah I guess so
🔗 19:29 Lord_Hosk: AdmiralMemo I... your perceptions of what life and normal interaction are is unusual.
🔗 19:29 VmKid: I got it through the Golden Joysticks.
🔗 19:29 CantWearHats: yup. if you own xcom, you get evolve alpha
🔗 19:29 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: You are JUST noticing this?
🔗 19:29 VmKid: Huh. Is Evolve F2P when it comes out?
🔗 19:29 LadyRhian: A man isn't necessary for a woman to "complete" or "fulfilled". It's nice but not necessary.
🔗 19:29 the_lone_bard: Evole alpha should be over by now. It ended on the third supposedly.
🔗 19:30 CantWearHats: VmKid, don't think so
🔗 19:30 Lord_Hosk: constantly reminded
🔗 19:30 PMAvers: Did they extend it or something?
🔗 19:30 VmKid: So I get it free.
🔗 19:30 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I get the goddamned creeps whenever I see anything MLP. I got pulled into MLP.txt's twitter account(thanks beej) and it is horrifying.
🔗 19:30 Rabbt300: Think they extended a day
🔗 19:30 CantWearHats: VmKid, you only get the alpha access iirc
🔗 19:30 the_lone_bard: Vmkid no, but the alpha and beta is hugely available (Think the dota2 beta.) to get people interested and do mass bug testing.
🔗 19:30 Rabbt300: part due to the PS4 issues
🔗 19:30 Havok4: I tried the evolve alpha got constant protocol errors.
🔗 19:30 TheAmazingHobo:
Sirdigbychickenseizure: A) Awesome nick.
Why the hell would you do that ?
🔗 19:30 Quantum_Dot: The catcall video is really interesting, it is such a cultural thing.
🔗 19:30 Omthebox: Is it pizza?
🔗 19:30 Havok4: Otherwise it looked fun.
🔗 19:30 LadyRhian: Pizza or Pie
🔗 19:30 Bawkbawkboo1: The guy on CNN talking about it was the worst
🔗 19:30 Omthebox: Pizza pie
🔗 19:30 VmKid: So they want free labor from people. Got it.
🔗 19:30 Bawkbawkboo1: oh dear god not mlp.txt
🔗 19:30 Roboromantic: A large puple box full of forms.
🔗 19:31 All_Mankind: the old "all guys think like this" excuse when you know the way you think is nothing to be proud of eh
🔗 19:31angelofdust337: The_lone_bard Just look at Ripley in Alien(s), she was originally a guy but they decided to make her a female but kept the writing of her when she was the former. And so many people like her character
🔗 19:31 Omthebox: Looks fed? Is that a fat joke
🔗 19:31 CaffeinatedLemur: truth
🔗 19:31 Lord_Hosk: I have a pimple on my right elbow. its really inconvenient.
🔗 19:31 EiranAlestain: The Rbengeister means: Raven Ghosts or Spirits
🔗 19:31 TheAmazingHobo: Lord_hosk: Thanks for sharing. I feel we are closer than ever.
🔗 19:32Arclight_Dynamo:
Lookit Beej, just throwing cash around. 
🔗 19:32 BusTed: Money takes the place of skill in lots of situations.
🔗 19:33 vgmaster831: All_Mankind, the excuse is particularly insidious in that implies that gay men are not men. At least, I feel that way.
🔗 19:33 TheAmazingHobo: I actually had an Eclipse Phase char once whose Superpower basically was "being rich".
🔗 19:33 Spacecarl: Angelofdust337 I believe none of the characters in the first movie were written with genders, actually.
🔗 19:33 PMAvers: As the Revenant would say, "I'm pretty sure 'having access to tons of money' is the most useful super-power."
🔗 19:34 AdmiralMemo: Spacecarl, That's what I heard, too
🔗 19:34 zyme86: doesn't mean you are not friendly, you may just be so ugly your mom has difficulities
🔗 19:34 Lord_Hosk: What does the fox say? THE FOX SAYS NOTHING ITS MY HAT!
🔗 19:35angelofdust337: Spacecarl I definitely remember in some interviews with the people who wrote Alien that Ripley was a guy, switched the character's gender but kept the writing intact. That's what I remember at least
🔗 19:35 Roboromantic: Get Gin and/or Tonic
🔗 19:35Okipokute: what's a chummer?
🔗 19:35 TheAmazingHobo: And then Dr. Dre said ?
🔗 19:35 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Okipokute chummer is friend
🔗 19:35Arclight_Dynamo: Communism + anarchy does not compute.
🔗 19:35 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, And you claim _I'M_ weird
🔗 19:35 GDwarf: arclight_dynamo: There are anarcho-communists
🔗 19:36 Roboromantic: Okipokute Chummer is a person who is composed of chum. used for the feeding of carnivorous fishes.
🔗 19:36 Lord_Hosk: I never claimed you were weird. Where did you get that.
🔗 19:36 CantWearHats:

🔗 19:36 All_Mankind: anarcho-communism is basically how most isolated societies with less than a thousand members functioned
🔗 19:36Okipokute: is that lady dancing
🔗 19:36 TheAmazingHobo: BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
🔗 19:36 Roboromantic: You're in a ghost bar.
🔗 19:36 AdmiralMemo: lord_hosk: Well "unusual" was your word, but yeah... I consider myself weird, so it's cool.
🔗 19:36Lord_ZYRK: Okipokute, she's got the music in her soul!
🔗 19:36Arclight_Dynamo: Gdwarf: Yeah... that was the end goal of Leninism. Never made it there in practice. Kind of impossible.
🔗 19:37 Lord_Hosk: You change what I say a lot memo
🔗 19:37Okipokute: i thought maybe it was future techno yoga
🔗 19:37 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I kind of dig Golfdish's look.
🔗 19:37 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: "weird" is synonymous with "unusual" in my book.
🔗 19:37 TheAmazingHobo: I´m pretty sure "offering to buy people drinks" is a bad strategy to make them leave.
🔗 19:37 Roboromantic: Goldfish would tell you how she got that nickname, but she forgot.
🔗 19:37 Lord_Hosk: I didnt say you were unusual either
🔗 19:38 PMAvers: That's the fun thing about data, giving it to someone doesn't mean you don't have it anymore.
🔗 19:38 fredcheckers: UBahn is a subway.
🔗 19:39Lithobraker: first chat comment on loading stream includes the word "Leninism". Dis gone be gud.
🔗 19:39 TheAmazingHobo: Well that certainly is........An accent.
🔗 19:39 AdmiralMemo: "your perceptions of what life and normal interaction are is unusual." Well, if my perceptions are unusual, wouldn't it follow that I myself am unusual as well? Also, it's not like I'm saying that being unusual or weird is a bad thing.
🔗 19:39 Havok4: The merchent sells a sweet katana.
🔗 19:39 TheAmazingHobo: Should we kill him ?
🔗 19:39Lancer873: !advice
🔗 19:39 LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
🔗 19:39 TheAmazingHobo: Close enough.
🔗 19:40Lancer873: Welp. The bot has spoken.
🔗 19:40 FinAzvandi: lrrbot is always on point
🔗 19:40 AdmiralMemo: Do rat ions combine to become rat molecules?
🔗 19:40Lord_ZYRK: All of my guns incorporate copious amounts of glue. I am a legitimate gunsmith. Jappa
🔗 19:40Lord_ZYRK:

🔗 19:40 TheMoatman: So I marathonned Nozaki-kun a couple days ago. Soooo good
🔗 19:40Okipokute: check out my ionized rat cannon
🔗 19:40Abcxyq: A rat got stuck in the nuclear reactor and superheated. Can you really say you're too good to eat it?
🔗 19:41 Havok4: You can confront him that you found that by the way.
🔗 19:41 TheAmazingHobo: Check out my cannonized rat ions!
🔗 19:41 PMAvers: Man, this is totally a target-rich enviroment.
🔗 19:41 TheMoatman: The manga needs to get ahead before another season happens
🔗 19:41 Varewulf:
So hey! Heather and Beej! Have you looked at Gugure! Kokkuri-san yet!
?
🔗 19:42 zyme86: JC denton that ***
🔗 19:43 TheAmazingHobo: Did we just smash the state ?
🔗 19:43 CantWearHats: I don't see how blowing your own legs off will help zyme86
🔗 19:43 Varewulf: I will admit that Kokkuri-san doesn't really start taking off until episiode 2. ;3
🔗 19:43 CaffeinatedLemur: !smash the state
🔗 19:43Okipokute: there'll be more characters
🔗 19:43 Havok4: Hey beej your shirt is getting weird video artifacts. .
🔗 19:43 TheMoatman:
Well... there's a gay pedophile tengu 
🔗 19:43 Havok4: It is not a big deal just amusing.
🔗 19:43Okipokute: that girl's doll jokes hurt like hell tho
🔗 19:44 Anaerin: It's Moire' fringing like crazy.
🔗 19:44 TheAmazingHobo: Those aren´t camera flaws. Beej is partially phase-shifted with our reality.
🔗 19:44 CantWearHats: yeah moire lines all up ins
🔗 19:44 TheAmazingHobo: The rest of him is actually in Japan.
🔗 19:44Godpigeon: Minsc was awesome though
🔗 19:44Arclight_Dynamo: ALT+130: é
🔗 19:45 Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: Thanks, but that input scheme doesn't work in Hexchat (annoyingly)
🔗 19:45Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, crappy.
🔗 19:45Okipokute: you gonna be friended
🔗 19:45 TheMoatman: nanoha so good
🔗 19:45Itzqoatl: nanoha is quite fun
🔗 19:46 Lord_Hosk: Those people want to give you a upgraded deck
🔗 19:46 TheAmazingHobo: The best part of Nanoha is when they get bored with the Magical Girl premise and it basically becomes FANTASY SWAT
🔗 19:46 zyme86: @Cantwearhats JC denton, not the guy from the prequal
🔗 19:46Itzqoatl: what hobo said
🔗 19:46Itzqoatl: StrikerS is great
🔗 19:47 TheAmazingHobo: StrikerS is amazing. There is nothing I don´t love about that series.
🔗 19:47 TheMoatman: Once bardiche's zanber mode (hugeass sword) shows up is when stuff goes off the rails
🔗 19:47Itzqoatl: fun fact about that series: the characters are based off of characters from a hentai
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo: !uptime
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:51
🔗 19:47 Roboromantic: Instead, enjoy thousands of bullets.
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo:
First fight, 1h 25m in. 
🔗 19:48CptMuddles: Why would you ever want to negotiate out of a night when you could have this cool music?
🔗 19:48 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I _think_ this music was done by the FTL guy
🔗 19:48 Shocksplicer: Adrenal pump!
🔗 19:48 PMAvers: I dunno, I've been on runs that weren't supposed to have any combat. And yet, we somehow had three.
🔗 19:48 TheAmazingHobo: Themoatman: Everything from the second season on is amazing. The have revolver magic staves. REVOLVER MAGIC!
🔗 19:48 Seabats:
shoot him in the dink 
🔗 19:48Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, I *like* conversation in games like this. Still, though.
🔗 19:48Arclight_Dynamo:

🔗 19:48 zyme86: how do you block a bullet?
🔗 19:48 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: where can I check out this nanoha show, I don't see it on crunchyroll
🔗 19:48 TheMoatman: And then Raising Heart gets a goddamn like AK magazine
🔗 19:49 TheMoatman: HidingOnUseridPirateShip, it's old and out of print
🔗 19:49 TheAmazingHobo: Themoatman: THAT`S THE HYPEST ***!
🔗 19:49 TheAmazingHobo: *cough* Sorry.
🔗 19:49 EiranAlestain: The best moment for parents!
🔗 19:49 Roboromantic: Having a "thing"
🔗 19:49 TheMoatman: And StrikerS was never released in the US
🔗 19:49 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: they were rasslin
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo: Was not but was...
🔗 19:49 GDwarf: It's Beserk, it very much was sex-that-wasn't-sex.
🔗 19:49 CaffeinatedLemur: oh Beserk you were a thing all the way through
🔗 19:49 SirDigbyChickenSeizure: boner rasslin
🔗 19:49 LadyRhian: Tongue Bath!
🔗 19:49 Roboromantic: So, having each other's things, gt it.
🔗 19:49 Anaerin: Grenade?
🔗 19:49 Lord_Hosk: have you tried getting gud?
🔗 19:49 PMAvers: Cover is OP in this meta.
🔗 19:50OneirosGolem: He appears to be in cover.
🔗 19:50 Shocksplicer: Get Glory in there with her claws, that'll get past his armour
🔗 19:50 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I need to go back and finish berserk, watched the first half years ago and never finished
🔗 19:50 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: same for peacemaker kuragane
🔗 19:50 PMAvers: D: Oh jeeze, dat be some quality stabbin'.
🔗 19:50 Chemistring:
Anime wrasslin'. What a conversation to walk in on. 
🔗 19:50 zyme86: Heal her like the doge she is
🔗 19:50 TheAmazingHobo: I think my favorite episode is when Teana basically kills herself by doing crazy stuff in training, and Nanoha is like "The *** are doing?" and blasts her unconscious.
🔗 19:50 tehcrashxor: I figured out a workaround for Twich's new rules banning Shirtless Beej. Beej just needs to take a picture of his chest, and print it on a t-shirt.
🔗 19:51 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Tehcrashxor that would be hilarious
🔗 19:51 vgmaster831: Was a rule made to ban shirtless Beej?
🔗 19:51 Roboromantic: Can we fund that?
🔗 19:52 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I have a problem paying attention to one thing only at a time so I have issues watched subbed anime
🔗 19:52 zyme86: I'm usually on a laptop so I'm careful to be facing a wall just in case
🔗 19:52 Anaerin: vgmaster831: Yes. Twitch changed their ToS so shirtless streams (of any gender) are disallowed.
🔗 19:52 squaredotcube: nah, take Tehcrashxor's idea and instead of the t-shirt, Beej can wear the green bodysuit and then he can have any body...
🔗 19:52Arclight_Dynamo:
I imagine that if it had happened, Beej, you WOULD remember. 
🔗 19:52 LadyRhian: I watched actual male/male porn back in the late 70's/Early 80's.
🔗 19:52 vgmaster831: Thanks Anaerin.
🔗 19:52 LadyRhian: It was BAD.
🔗 19:52Lord_ZYRK:
tehcrashxor, already been suggested 
🔗 19:53 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: we're over here talking about shirtless beej and over there he's like I don't think I've ever had that experience
🔗 19:53 TheAmazingHobo: My parents actually walked in on my while watching Ninja Scrolls. Not the greatest moment of my life, tbh.
🔗 19:53Mowdownjoe: I had my dad walk in on a certain scene in Okami. That was odd.
🔗 19:53Sektor88: ohman, Haibane Renmei. I remember seeing an episode of that in high school yeaaarrrrrrs ago
🔗 19:53 EiranAlestain: My best memory is having a group of three 25+ guys stiing in a room watching wedding peach when the 70+ dad of one of them came in and watched. A littlte bit embarresing.
🔗 19:53 vgmaster831: I wish I knew of more good anime with male/male touching that doesn't have creepy undertones.
🔗 19:53 EiranAlestain: embaressing? Wait...
🔗 19:54Sektor88: and now, sleeptimes
🔗 19:54 TheAmazingHobo: And the dad was like "Son, I am appoint."
🔗 19:54 GDwarf: Only two chips? Not two *bags* of chips, just...two chips?
🔗 19:54Sektor88: bai chat, beej-senpai, heather-sensei
🔗 19:54 Lord_Hosk: well you can save yourself like $45
🔗 19:54 GDwarf: Haibane Renmei is excellent!
🔗 19:54 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: speaking of anime/manga is anyone else waiting for attack on titans to start attacking titans again?
🔗 19:54 Chemistring: bye Sektor88
🔗 19:54 squaredotcube:
I bought it, got two Doritos chips. Not the bags 
🔗 19:54 TheAmazingHobo: Hidingonuseridpirateship: These Titans need attacking. They need attacking bad.
🔗 19:54 GDwarf: As is Serial Experiments Lain, by the people who made Haibane Renmei, albeit far darker and much more surreal
🔗 19:54 PMAvers: Haibane Renmei's theme song will, guaranteed, make me cry whenever I hear it.
🔗 19:55Lithobraker: Hidingonuseridpirateship: waiting for the anime to start, not reading the manga
🔗 19:55 SuitablyEpic: I'm waiting for attack on titans to attack some spidermans
🔗 19:55 zyme86: or he could be just a little person, dont be racist
🔗 19:55 EiranAlestain:
TheAmazingHobo: Him saying nothing was far more effetive. 
🔗 19:55Lithobraker: I think that AoT is a metaphor for North Korea
🔗 19:55 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: without spoilers they've been doing this long political storyline and it's been a while since there's been any real titan battle.
🔗 19:55 EiranAlestain: garh! effective
🔗 19:55 Lord_Hosk: I think about fantasy races all the time, in every context.
🔗 19:55 Roboromantic: Little people are a thing irl, incidentaly.
🔗 19:56 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I like political intrigue but this is not where I want it, if I want political intrigue I'll watch house of cards
🔗 19:56 TheAmazingHobo: I feel like the only fair thing to do is having Titan battle on House of Cards.
🔗 19:56 PMAvers: goddamnit Freedom Wars, why are you so good.
🔗 19:56Phenax987: The latest chapter was mindblowing though
🔗 19:56 SuitablyEpic: attack on titans crossover
🔗 19:56angelofdust337: I find the political intrigue in AoT is interesting, especially with how the latest chapter ended
🔗 19:57Lithobraker: The humans are North Koreans living under a autocratic government, the titans are the westerns who are taller because of their better nutrition
🔗 19:57 TheAmazingHobo: Wait that Spiderman/AOT thing is real ? I thought I accidentally took some MDMA and imagined that.
🔗 19:57angelofdust337: All I will say is poor eren
🔗 19:57 LadyRhian: We were thrown out of the Garden of Eden
🔗 19:57 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: spiderman? the hell?
🔗 19:57Phenax987: Lithobraker: so who are the aberrants?
🔗 19:57 mtvcdm: Whoa. I just saw on my Facebook feed that the Internet Archive put together a 900-strong selection of old arcade games playable on browser.
🔗 19:57 goatprince2: BEEJ + HEATHER - how are you FEELING right now
🔗 19:57 SuitablyEpic: no one believed me until i dropped the link
🔗 19:57 squaredotcube: If Marvel is trying to breach Japanese markets AoT is not it. They should look into Lupin III and that weird version of Spiderman they came up with.
🔗 19:57 LadyRhian: And an angel with a flaming sword set up to guard it.
🔗 19:57 leebenningfield: but we've *got* to get ourselves back to the garden!
🔗 19:58angelofdust337: I admit that the political intrigue is dragging a bit, but its also a good exploration of the world and society in AoT
🔗 19:58 TheAmazingHobo: Good sharing, Beej.
🔗 19:58Lithobraker: Phenax987: Aberrants? is this something that comes into the plot after the anime?
🔗 19:59 SuitablyEpic: but heather, SPIDERMANS!
🔗 19:59 TheAmazingHobo: Aberrants are the non-standard Titans.
🔗 19:59Phenax987: Aberrants = abnormals which are the fast, sometimes crawly ones that are super dangerous
🔗 19:59angelofdust337: Well Marvel already tried to appeal to manga readers with comics like the original Big 6 comic
🔗 19:59 zyme86: fox may be letting the spiderman play with the avengers
🔗 20:00 leebenningfield: wouldn't that be Man-Spider?
🔗 20:00 TheAmazingHobo: I am afraid there is an actual Spiderman/AOT crossover happening, Heather. And yes, it is just as dumb as it sounds.
🔗 20:00 zyme86: Spider man was a avengers member
🔗 20:00 Roboromantic: Leebenningfield, pretty sure that is just the title of a Yaoi thing.
🔗 20:00 Lord_Hosk: If they are in the marvel universe they have been on the avengers, and or the X-men
🔗 20:00 LadyRhian: Charisma, Beej?
🔗 20:01Abcxyq: I think Spiderman is in the Avengers, but some other company owns the movie rights
🔗 20:01Lithobraker: Phenax987: Aberrants are westerners other than infantry. So the fast crawling ones would be in tanks / APCs, the jumping ones would be airforce
🔗 20:01 squaredotcube: I'd understand if it's Japanese Spiderman that's getting the crossover - Is that the case?
🔗 20:01Lord_ZYRK: Abcxyq, Sony I believe
🔗 20:01 TheAmazingHobo: Everyone is an Avengers member at some point. Hell, I was an Avenger once. That was a weird wednesday.
🔗 20:01 the_lone_bard: Sony/WB owns spiderman I think. And wont give it back to Marvel, so they pump out *** sequels anytime they need to avoid the copyright lapsing and Marvel stealing it back.
🔗 20:01 Durugai:
Biotech 3 so we can look at peoples ears? 
🔗 20:01 zyme86: Fox owns Spiderman and the Fan 4, Marvel ownes the avengers.
🔗 20:01 Roboromantic: Save up to read about Victorian Etiquette.
🔗 20:02 squaredotcube: like look it up, there's a version of Spider-Man Japan came up with and it's rather bizarre but rather normal for Japanese television tropes.
🔗 20:02angelofdust337: Besides if a story decides to do something different than its usual beats style, as long as it furthers the story and pulls it off then whats the problem?
🔗 20:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Theamazinghobo you remind me of a certain bum with that comment, tell me was it the greatest movie you'd ever seen?
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: Fox still owns X-Men.
🔗 20:02 Varewulf:
You can sell paydata on the BBS. 
🔗 20:02 CantWearHats: nope, Xmen is still fox
🔗 20:02Phenax987: i am liking this analogy. So would the titan shifting humans be like people who escape from North Korea
🔗 20:02 GDwarf: No, I think FOX owns X-Men unless they go for something like 10 years without making a movie
🔗 20:02 TyrantTaco: Fox owns FF and X-men, Sony owns Spider-man
🔗 20:02 zyme86: sadly days of futures past made fox never want to dump xmen
🔗 20:02 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: fox owns xmen but they got permission to use quicksilver and scarley witch
🔗 20:02 CantWearHats: and I thought Sony owned Spiderman, not fox
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: I feel a bit odd in that I seem to be the only person who doesn't really care about superheroes. All those Marvel movies? Fun, but I'm not too invested. Except for Guardians, since I really care about sci-fi. Weird, no?
🔗 20:03 zyme86: Fox is seeing the dollar signs and has showed indications of being willing to let spider man join the avengers for all the monies
🔗 20:03 TheAmazingHobo: Hidingonuseridpirateship: Let´s just say the Hobo-Family is large, varied and mostly drunk.
🔗 20:03 the_lone_bard: Fox is the EA of movies. They don't give a *** if they're good, just that people pay when they make them.
🔗 20:03 squaredotcube: The first X-Men movie was good for what it was.
🔗 20:03 Shocksplicer: Go into the job directory and get your payment
🔗 20:03 ysurin91: That's why quicksilver and the scarlet witch in the next avengers film aren't mentioned as mutants
🔗 20:03angelofdust337: Its not that Marvel got permission to use SW and Quicksilver as much as they're rewriting their backstories so that fox's contract terms don't apply them
🔗 20:04angelofdust337: *apply to them
🔗 20:04Taichanie: I actaully have a different opinion about firefly then most. But I'm sure I'd get called a troll if I bought it up.
🔗 20:04NexVesica: Marvel's version of SW and Quicksilver are different characters than the X-Men ones
🔗 20:04 Swamplor: X-Men 3 was utter pants
🔗 20:04Lithobraker: Phenax987: and the 38th parallel and the DMZ is Wall Rose
🔗 20:04blindrift98: they retconned X3 with days of future past which made me very happy
🔗 20:04 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: I like XMen 1+2 and then First Class and Future Past
🔗 20:04Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: Not in this chat. I just said I don't care about Avengers films.
🔗 20:04 Roboromantic: Those don't exist anymore, the last two rewrote everything.
🔗 20:04 the_lone_bard: Who or what's an SW?
🔗 20:04 Swamplor: X-Men 1 had the benefit of super low expectatins
🔗 20:04 the_lone_bard: StormWind?
🔗 20:04NexVesica: Scarlet Witch
🔗 20:04Phenax987: Arclight_Dynamo: It just comes down to preference in my opinion. For example, I like space and robot type sci-fi but I couldn't get into mecha and gundam type anime.
🔗 20:04 the_lone_bard: Oh, never heard of them.
🔗 20:04 GDwarf: Highlander: Very '80s, lightning when people get their heads cut off, and Sean Connery playing a Spanish-Egyptian that sounded like Sean Connery.
🔗 20:04 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: Wolverine travelled back in time to erase the bad X-Men movies, in the story and real life
🔗 20:04Taichanie:
Arclight_Dynamo, what type of evil person are you? 
🔗 20:04 LadyRhian: I never watched the X-Men Films.
🔗 20:05Arclight_Dynamo: Phenax987: Ditto.
🔗 20:05 PMAvers: Yeah, I mostly ignore Marvel & DC comics lately. I think I mostly get mostly Image, IDW, and Boom.
🔗 20:05 Zanaide: There wasn't a 3rd movie. Just no.
🔗 20:05Arclight_Dynamo:
Taichanie: A troll, clearly. 
🔗 20:05 Lord_Hosk: The highlander TV series was as good as the movie series it had its good and bad episodes but over all it was strong. The after TV Series movies were terrible
🔗 20:05 BusTed: DofP was actually pretty decent. Undid a lot of the garbage of X3.
🔗 20:05angelofdust337: Their backstories are being rewritten specifically so that they aren't mutants and they have nothing to do with the X-men, not even Magneto
🔗 20:05 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: @Lord_hosk the thing is for a show about swordfighting immortals it was pretty slow moving
🔗 20:05Phenax987:
Archlight_Dynamo: As a opposed to an orc or a human? 
🔗 20:05 PMAvers: I think you sold the paydata to the phone once already.
🔗 20:05 Roboromantic: You sell it on eBay.
🔗 20:06Lithobraker: I prefer the North Korean interpretation to the pro-militarism in Japan interpretation. Mainly because I came up with the North Korean one
🔗 20:06 HidingOnUseridPirateShip: but it was better than the movies
🔗 20:06Phenax987: Yeah, the north korea analogy is also just more fun
🔗 20:06Arclight_Dynamo:
Phenax987: Now you're getting it! 
🔗 20:06Taichanie: Arclight_Dynamo, But I feel firefly was an ok series that was going down hill. There were parts I loved about it like Kaylee. Nerdy engineers are lovely. And the move was good but the series not so much.
🔗 20:06 TheAmazingHobo: Isn´t it kinda difficult to get a pro-militarism interpretation out of AOT ? As far as I remember, everybody but Pixis is either a coward or an idiot.
🔗 20:06 radiantice: Is this an expansion or from the workshop?
🔗 20:07 Lord_Hosk: Firefly didnt have time to go downhill.
🔗 20:07 PMAvers: This is Dragonfall, the other official campaign.
🔗 20:07 the_lone_bard: Taichanie the movie was good as a standalone interpretation, it CANNOT be related to the series in any way since the opening scene in the movie just shits all over the series storyline.
🔗 20:07 Swamplor: @The_lone_bard That's a bit strong
🔗 20:07angelofdust337: Its weird because AoT never felt pro-militaristic to me, mainly because the military is shown to be corrupt and counterproductive even in the face of annihilation
🔗 20:07Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: Interesting. I actually really didn't like the film. I feel it had too much story for such a short running time. I do get what you're saying, though, I think. It's derivative, certainly.
🔗 20:07Phenax987: TheAmazingHobo: Well, there has to be some dire situation that the "heroes" have to overcome
🔗 20:08 Swamplor: It contradicts the pilot episode in specifics, but the general ideas match
🔗 20:08 the_lone_bard: Like don't get me wrong,. I love Serenity. But to put it simply, in the entire series whats his face goes to all the stealthy trouble of getting River out and is just a doctor... First scene of the movie is him going full Matrix and breaking her out with his fists.
🔗 20:08Taichanie: Arclight_Dynamo, I actually think that if firefly handn't ended were it had it wouldn't have the following it does.
🔗 20:09 LadyRhian: Whashoo!
🔗 20:09 PMAvers:
purposes. without the s.
🔗 20:09 Shocksplicer: If you bought the Dragonfall expansion before the standalone came out you get the standalone for free
🔗 20:09 mtvcdm: I could enjoy commerce... or I could enjoy that Internet Archive arcade that just went up.
🔗 20:09 the_lone_bard: Swamplor it takes a key character who is a pacifist and just wants to go live a quiet life and help his sister get better. And makes him a straight up ninja.
🔗 20:09Phenax987: In all fairness, AoT seems more like a commentary on several social issues such as the possiblities of isolationism, overpopulation, and the threat of a technologically advanced enemy
🔗 20:09Taichanie: Ok every time I hear the world spooky now I yell out SPOOPY!
🔗 20:09 TheAmazingHobo: Wanting to shout "Go **** yourself you manipulative dickbag" is a normal response to a political ad, right ?
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: I can see that, absolutely. Like I say, I didn't care for the film. It's clear that's where the show would have gone, though. Which would have meant I didn't like later seasons, probably.
🔗 20:10 LadyRhian: @Theamazinghobo It is in America
🔗 20:10 Roboromantic: Theamazinghobo Its the only response.
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo: Dammit, Bran Lady! Stop it with the kinda-racist Mexican impersonation thing!
🔗 20:10NexVesica: Arclight_Dynamo, It might not have. Joss always said if he could do the show again, he'd probably ignore the movie
🔗 20:10 PMAvers: Huh, Binding of Isaac: Rebirth has a pre-load option.
🔗 20:10 the_lone_bard: My reaction to political ads is that they want to make me make molotovs...
🔗 20:10 Swamplor: It's one scene. The gist is "Simon got River out". I agree that it contradicts the series, but it doesn't "*** al over it", imo
🔗 20:10Phenax987: TheAmazingHobo: He gets a response out of you so the manipulation seems to be working in some capacity
🔗 20:11Arclight_Dynamo:
Nexvesica: Well, he *would* say that with the benefit of hindsight. 
🔗 20:11Taichanie: This is depressing and exciting. I'm packing up my apartment to start my nomadic life.
🔗 20:11 TheAmazingHobo: You know, I originally thought "American politics can´t be that bad. It´s basically the same as everywhere, right ?". Then I moved to America and realized "Nope, these guys are a special kind of crazy."
🔗 20:11 LadyRhian: There are so many politicians who deserve to take it up the back chute with a dildo made of razor blades
🔗 20:11angelofdust337: I also felt like AoT also included the government going to complete extremes in order to pacify the populous
🔗 20:11Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, for the love of... Bran Lady! I said *stop* with the offensive Mexican thing, not "do it again"!
🔗 20:11 Yumore: if this keeps up the bran lady is going to become my prophet
🔗 20:11 the_lone_bard: Swamplor but theres a whole bunch of other contradictions as well, some as big as that some smaller, I just can't name any off the top of my head, I just remember everytime I watch it my reaction when I see them.
🔗 20:11NexVesica: That's weird. It seems like Twitch is trying to load ads, but it just sputters for a few seconds, flashes to a black screen, then goes back to the commercial break
🔗 20:11Phenax987: Aww, TheAmazingHobo said we are special!
🔗 20:12 TheAmazingHobo: You sure are.
🔗 20:12 LadyRhian: Same here, @Nexvesica
🔗 20:12 Roboromantic: Same, and I was looking forward to maybe some Bran Lady.
🔗 20:12NexVesica: I had no idea Serenity was a sequel to Firefly when I first saw it. Someone just recommended it as a good sci-fi movie. It was a pretty awesome surprise
🔗 20:12Lithobraker: Theamazinghobo: the other extremely common response is extreme apathy
🔗 20:12Arclight_Dynamo: Theamazinghobo: Fun thing about living in Canada is you get Canadian and American TV networks. You can compare their coverage of news events, for example. Throws things into stark contrast.
🔗 20:13 LadyRhian: I liked League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but was disappointed it wasn't more like the comic
🔗 20:13Taichanie: Arclight_Dynamo, I think actually most of the world gets that. US and local country news.
🔗 20:14 Lord_Hosk: I wouldnt mind ads on the internet so much if it wasnt so repetitive. I just watched 3 ads in a row for sunset overdrive 1 for civ beyond earth. Last break it was 2 sunset overdrive 2 civ beyond earth. when I logged on it was 1 for sunset overdrive.
🔗 20:14Phenax987: Arclight_Dynamo: I am a little said it doesn't work the other way around. Living in metro-Detroit, I see a little bit of Canadian stuff, but barely anything noticeable
🔗 20:14 LadyRhian: The comic was great. The movie was "Enh." Compared to the comic, anyway.
🔗 20:14 PMAvers: #turbohype
🔗 20:14 Havok4: Beej saved christmass offscreen. No big deal.
🔗 20:14Arclight_Dynamo: Taichanie: Sure, but we get the US networks *direct*. Even their ads. Including political ones.
🔗 20:14Phenax987: Beej=rudolph
🔗 20:14 TheAmazingHobo: It helps that I really don´t HAVE to watch American TV.
🔗 20:14angelofdust337: I mostly remember the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie for being the movie that made Sean Connery go into retirement
🔗 20:14 squaredotcube: It had zombies, dinosaurs, robots and fighter jets. It was a beautiful story Heather
🔗 20:15 All_Mankind: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is still being written, for the record
🔗 20:15 AdmiralMemo: I've seen Serenity and not Firefly
🔗 20:15NexVesica: No, I had seen Firefly too
🔗 20:15Arclight_Dynamo: Phenax987: I hear that CSPAN will run CBC News during things like presidential elections.
🔗 20:15NitroGnome: I saw Serenity LOOONG before I saw Firefly... It was enjoyable and didn't really spoil that much.
🔗 20:15NexVesica: So it was just an awesome surprise. I was like hey, it's the doctor from Firefly...and the ship from Firefly...
🔗 20:15Phenax987: CBC news seems most comparable to BBC news out of all the other news channels. And that is a good thing
🔗 20:16 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: I didn't like firefly. I found it super boring and generic. Tried many a time but couldn't finish a single episode
🔗 20:16 GDwarf: dont_skip_desert_bus_day: Boring, well, to each their own. But generic? What?
🔗 20:16 JonciA: Yeah, I saw Serenity and liked the movie, but later realized it was an ending to a series.
🔗 20:16 JonciA: Eventually a friend made me watch Firefly
🔗 20:16 Lord_Hosk: I have seen Desert bus but I still havent seen the Synaptic Chaos troupe perform.
🔗 20:16 LadyRhian: Rosebud was a sled
🔗 20:16 tehcrashxor: I saw Serenity first, but it didn't ruin anything, because I am forgetful. I say Firefly 3 years later, having forgotten about the movie, and only when I watched Serenity a second time did I realize that "oh wait, I've seen this before."
🔗 20:16 LadyRhian: Darth Vader is Luke's father
🔗 20:17 Roboromantic: Oh, Usual Suspects, where that guy was that thing in that place with those people. Or maybe I actually don't remember.
🔗 20:17Phenax987: LadyRhian: spoilers! Gahhh!
🔗 20:17 TheAmazingHobo: Snapes kills Optimus Prime with a Sledge!
🔗 20:17 FinAzvandi: noooooo, spoilerth!
🔗 20:17angelofdust337: Optimus Prime is a truck
🔗 20:17 TheAmazingHobo: YOU`RE A TRUCK!
🔗 20:17 Shocksplicer: Bruce Willis was the sled!
🔗 20:17 TheAmazingHobo: I´m sorry, I spoke out of anger.
🔗 20:18Lancer873: Will we at least still see Late Night Dub Fight?
🔗 20:18Arclight_Dynamo: Phenax987: CBC is similar to BBC since both are public broadcasters. There's no equivalent in the US. PBS is closest, but it's not the same.
🔗 20:18 LadyRhian:
They call me "MISTER BEEJ!" 
🔗 20:18 squaredotcube: No wait, that's not right, Bruce Willis was the mother
🔗 20:18 Lord_Hosk: My offer still stands. 11.95 and room and board to perform at "LordHosks_Backyard_con"
🔗 20:18Taichanie:
Dear Doctor Beej, Can I bring you into for the Tai-con? We're a very small convention but we have a really strong following of one. 
🔗 20:18Phenax987: I would agree, at least in the sense that PBS seems to be pretty unbiased
🔗 20:18 GDwarf: Snape is Kaiser Soze!
🔗 20:19Phenax987: Next you guys are going to tell me that Voldemort is literally Hitler
🔗 20:19 TheAmazingHobo: There must be SOME convention in the Greater Atlanta area that I could threaten into hiring you guys.
🔗 20:19 LadyRhian: The Rat is a Spy
🔗 20:19 Anaerin: Let me guess, the Dwarf IS the "Little Black Box" they spoke of.
🔗 20:19 AdmiralMemo: Real Tweets from the Backyard Con
🔗 20:19Taichanie:
So you're saying I can pay you for a private show? 
🔗 20:20Taichanie: Lord_Hosk, Maybe we should merge these conventions.
🔗 20:20 PMAvers: Option 1.
🔗 20:20 PMAvers: That's happened so many times.
🔗 20:21 TheAmazingHobo: So what is happening ? We were given a bunch of jobbers as a team, because reasons ?
🔗 20:21Taichanie: LRR-con east!
🔗 20:21 FinAzvandi: quick, someone get a kickstarter up!
🔗 20:21Arclight_Dynamo:
Kay. I'm going to tell Graham that you promised us a LRRCon 2, Beej. 
🔗 20:21 LadyRhian: LRRCon East
🔗 20:21 All_Mankind: we should make the whole world a con forever
🔗 20:21 squaredotcube: wouldn't the con just end up in the UK given the viewers?
🔗 20:21 tehcrashxor: Excellent idea. LRR Con in Fargo, ND, for maximum closeness to me.
🔗 20:21 Sarah_Serinde: some day I shall have money and I'll be able to come to a LRRCon
🔗 20:21 Roboromantic: An organically accumulated LRRCon
🔗 20:21 Sarah_Serinde: or yeah LRRCon East that might do it
🔗 20:21 TheAmazingHobo: LRRCon-East in Atlanta confirmed!
🔗 20:21 GDwarf: roboromantic: LRRCon Soil?
🔗 20:22 LadyRhian: What a tool!
🔗 20:22Phenax987: LRRCon - Antartica
🔗 20:22 Anaerin: East? West? Why not split the difference... LRRCON REGINA!
🔗 20:22 dougma: Your always welcome at PyCon (head of operations here) but we are 100% volunteer. Everyone pays their own way..... And Montreal is a bit far for you
🔗 20:22 PMAvers: Okay, so story time. We're doing this audition at a BBQ place in Chicago for a job. Afterwards, we're chilling out in the restaurant while we wait for our results. I have to pee, so I announce my character heads to the bathroom. When I come back, I find out that the orc phys adept has made friends with the troll of another team and went on a drunken bender bashing up a local Humanis rally.
🔗 20:22 LadyRhian: LRRCon East in New Jersey
🔗 20:22 squaredotcube:
LRRCon Detroit 
🔗 20:22 Lord_Hosk: LRRCON2 needs to be scheduled for a time when my mother-in-law isnt having eye surgery and my parents arent on their first vacation in 4 years.
🔗 20:22Taichanie: Someone with edit powers. Make a highlight of Beej promissing LRRCon2 and send it to graham.
🔗 20:22 JonciA: LRRCon SPPPAAACCCEEEE
🔗 20:22Taichanie: LRRCon Sudbury.
🔗 20:22 Roboromantic: I'm in Seattle atm, we could throw a con in my hotel, probably.
🔗 20:23 TheAmazingHobo: LRRCon Europa.
🔗 20:23 dougma:
Not to mention a tech con is not exactly the best use of your time
. But still always welcome
🔗 20:23 TheAmazingHobo: Except the moon of jupiter, not the continent.
🔗 20:23 Lord_Hosk: Lady Hosk and I were very excited about Lrrcon and were going to fly out... then we couldnt
🔗 20:23TrustWorthyPittDweller: lets kickstart a space program so we can have LRR Con 2 on an actual moon base
🔗 20:23 cthulhudude23: dear Drs Heather and Beej, out of curiosity, how did you guys become involved with LRR?
🔗 20:23 tehcrashxor: !halp
🔗 20:23 Lord_Hosk: I will be highlighting that as soon as the stream goes offline
🔗 20:23 squaredotcube: LRRCON Sealand
🔗 20:23 Ylegm: LRRCon 2 confirmed, Half life 3 confirmed
🔗 20:23The_Voices: and now you provided them with the video...
🔗 20:23Phenax987:
squaredotcube: knowing Detroit, the water and electricity would probably be shut-off halfway through 
🔗 20:23 LadyRhian: Half Life 3 LRRCon2
🔗 20:23 tehcrashxor: !highlight Beej promises LRR Con 2 in Fargo, ND
🔗 20:23 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:24 dougma: Which reminds me, I still want a python talk about lrrbot, at pycon Montreal or pycon Toronto.
🔗 20:24Taichanie: Heather's Backlog featuring Beej.
🔗 20:24 TheAmazingHobo: Phenax987: Wait, are you saying that Detroit still exists ?
🔗 20:24 CaptainSpam: Detroit continues to this day.
🔗 20:24Phenax987: TheAmazingHobo: There are a few sparesly populated cities outside the crater and fallout zone
🔗 20:24lirelent: how did drs heather and beej meet each other?
🔗 20:25 TheAmazingHobo: Phenax987: When I was passing through on my way to Europe last month, some Detroitians started worshiping the plane as a God. I just assumed that they had migrated by now.
🔗 20:25Phenax987: It is actually quite lovely
🔗 20:26Phenax987: We have a few strange habits but they are "mostly" good people
🔗 20:26 Lord_Hosk: Are you kidding Beej, Tim got a job and a friendship with them because he showed up at Desert bus with a cake.
🔗 20:27 Nightvalien28: and that is how you join the lrr herd
🔗 20:27 Dix: And that was the start of a BEAUTIFUL friendship
🔗 20:27 LadyRhian: Skeletor Ian?
🔗 20:27Taichanie: Beej runs everything by saying hello.
🔗 20:27Phenax987: (citation needed)
🔗 20:27Abcxyq: So Beej has always been this Beejy
🔗 20:27 Lord_Hosk: Dix was like "hey I can ban people"
🔗 20:27 TheAmazingHobo: I think Beej was born with a certain innate Beejness.
🔗 20:27 Itazu: so this means we should just randomly sit at the table with LRR and it'll be fine?
🔗 20:27 Nightvalien28: I wonder how hosk met the crew
🔗 20:27Taichanie: The power of anime = love!
🔗 20:27 Nightvalien28: I am guessing lot of stalking
🔗 20:27 tehcrashxor: So, all we need to get involved with LRR is: 1) Show up randomly near them, and pretend to belong. Canadian politeness will make them not question this. 2) Move close, so you can be in videos.
🔗 20:28Taichanie: How old is this con outfit?
🔗 20:28lirelent: beej only knows how to beej
🔗 20:28 Nightvalien28: tehcrashxor, it's like mating with an anglerfish
🔗 20:28 FinAzvandi: On stage, "beejing"
🔗 20:28 TheAmazingHobo: Beej gotta Beej.
🔗 20:28Arclight_Dynamo: Holy crap. They're talking about Grande Prairie, Alberta. Know where there's a Grand Prairie? Texas.
🔗 20:28Phenax987: beej is ghost now confirmed
🔗 20:28 Roboromantic: Nobody runs our club, it's obviously a poltergeist.
🔗 20:28Taichanie: "why the hell are we talking to this weirdo"
🔗 20:29WatsonLytwick: Beej is ghost confirmed
🔗 20:29 Lord_Hosk: The story of how Lord Hosk met the crew is very intricate. "Lord Hosk walked up to their table at Pax eats and Kathleen said "cane, camo backpack, bump in the night. are you Lord Hosk?" and james said, hey thanks for coming out man...
🔗 20:29 TheAmazingHobo: Lord_hosk: Truly an epic tale.
🔗 20:29 Spacecarl: Wait, were those his first words to you then?
🔗 20:29 Nightvalien28: the bards will sing of that story some day
🔗 20:30 Bawkbawkboo1: what was the joke?
🔗 20:30 Roboromantic: Spacecarl those are usually the first words that lead to my relationships.
🔗 20:30lirelent: beej got talky
🔗 20:30 Havok4: Beej is confirmed a ghost. Heather said so,
🔗 20:30 TheAmazingHobo: I´m not sure if that´s "socially awkward" or "proto-serial murderer" behaviour.
🔗 20:30 Spacecarl: Roboromantic I can see why you have that username.
🔗 20:30Phenax987: Is this how you social?
🔗 20:31 Roboromantic: Spacecarl, are you by any chance over 18?
🔗 20:31 Spacecarl: Maaaaaaaaybe
🔗 20:31Arclight_Dynamo: !adult
🔗 20:31 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 20:31 Roboromantic: You might be able to use spacecarl, Arclight_dynamo .
🔗 20:31 TheAmazingHobo: This entire story makes me vaguely sad. There is an Anime Club at my Uni and I can´t really attend because that would be weird.
🔗 20:31Arclight_Dynamo: And how!
🔗 20:31 Lord_Hosk: Im not really that close to the crew, im just a fan that they know because im pretty open about my life.
🔗 20:31Lord_ZYRK: Dear Drs Beej and Heather, how did you two meet chat?
🔗 20:31 tehcrashxor: !ghost
🔗 20:32lirelent: beej was a ghost and then was on stage, the beej trick to meeting woman
🔗 20:32lirelent: good to know, cute story heather
🔗 20:32Taichanie: Beej's version of flirting is asking if someone is over 18.
🔗 20:32lirelent: well that is good to establish
🔗 20:32 Itazu: Dear Dr. Beej, how do i get people to think i'm a ghost?
🔗 20:32Abcxyq: The Beej Method: Be *just* creepy enough to start conversations
🔗 20:32angelofdust337: I used to go to anime club, but it felt like it was just a bunch of friends who decided to make a club and I never really felt like was a part of it
🔗 20:33Phenax987: Well it seems to have worked out quite well for him
🔗 20:33 Roboromantic: If you do this conversation right, you can start a movement to destroy the corporation.
🔗 20:33 Lord_Hosk: I maintain my earlier statement. Beej made one choice in his life, he chose heather, he cant risk his 100% perfect choice record.
🔗 20:33Arclight_Dynamo: DB chat? That's not LRL chat! Are you two seeing different chats on the side?!?
🔗 20:33Taichanie: Dear Doctor Heather, How did you meet hat?
🔗 20:34 Shocksplicer: Halloween is over guys, save it til next year.
🔗 20:34 Lord_Hosk: Dear Dr Heather how did you meet Me?
🔗 20:34 Itazu:
thank you Dr. Heather 
🔗 20:34 Durugai: Dear Doctor Beej, how did your first meeting with Alex play out?
🔗 20:34 Lord_Hosk: YOU dont remember? (crys)
🔗 20:34 Spacecarl: Arclight_dynamo To be fair DB chat came first
🔗 20:35 TheMoatman: Well, I'm bad at.
🔗 20:35 FinAzvandi: So you're saying Beej played hard to get?
🔗 20:35Phenax987: septigenarians? people who have lived for 700 years? They have hair?
🔗 20:35 BusTed: Awkward...
🔗 20:35angelofdust337: Heather, is your hat a clone of Alex's hat or vice-versa
🔗 20:35 Havok4: And here you see the magnificent beej making his glorious mating call.
🔗 20:35 Lord_Hosk: I said hello to you while you were sitting next to Tally and Kate at the Lrr panel pax prime
🔗 20:35 Shocksplicer:
My version of flirting is asking someone if they're UNDER a 18... 
🔗 20:35Arclight_Dynamo:
Spacecarl: We are a jealous chat. 
🔗 20:35Phenax987: Did he just bawk at u?
🔗 20:35 LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 20:35 Lord_Hosk: I cant believe you dont remember that super important moment in our lives heather (cries)
🔗 20:36 Roboromantic: He didn't bawk, did he?
🔗 20:37Taichanie: Alex became creepy? Or he got creeped out?
🔗 20:37 TheAmazingHobo: This is kinda bumming me out. I wish I had spent my time as a student making friends and meeting interesting people.
🔗 20:37 AdmiralMemo: I met Beej at LRRcon during the Friday dinner thing.
🔗 20:37 tehcrashxor: Don't listen to her/his lies. Heather and Alex are the same person.
🔗 20:37 AdeleDawn: I don't have irl friends
🔗 20:37 AdmiralMemo: I met Heather when she was merching at LRRcon.
🔗 20:37 LadyRhian: Alex and Beej are like Reese's Peanut Butter cups- two great things that go great together.
🔗 20:38Phenax987: Alex has an UNDERdeveloped ego. He doesn't realize how funny and interesting he is
🔗 20:38 TheAmazingHobo: Well let´s ask Admiral Ackbar and get his input on this.
🔗 20:38Taichanie: Or beej is over thinking.
🔗 20:38angelofdust337: I would make friends but then we would just kinda drift apart and never really talk, or I'll try and get no response. I just eventually trying after I noticed that it just kept happening
🔗 20:38 Itazu: Alex is awesome
🔗 20:38 the_lone_bard: That seems like a Shadowrun thing to do, and this is a fan made mod right?
🔗 20:38 Omthebox: This is why Beej could be a spyu
🔗 20:38 AdeleDawn: @Angelofdust337 Same here
🔗 20:38 ComradeBeric: Dammit, almost got the Beej. Quick, deploy the discounts!
🔗 20:39 Itazu: do we know if there is going to be another LRRcon?
🔗 20:39 AdmiralMemo: I am very tall, very goatee, and you wanted to sell me a shirt I already had.
🔗 20:39 Dan9299: bard this is not a mod
🔗 20:39angelofdust337: *eventually stopped trying
🔗 20:39Taichanie: I remember see Beej in his con outfit at pax prime 2013. I was like "welp thats beej.... too nervous to say hi."
🔗 20:39Arclight_Dynamo:
Context: Alex says "It's a tapir!" instead of "It's a trap!" 
🔗 20:39 Durugai:
So today we learned... Memo > Hosk ? 
🔗 20:39 TheAmazingHobo: "Welcome to Mentally Unstable Jeff´s Cyberware Emporium. Our prices are so low, you will suspect they are just a ploy to get to your personal data!"
🔗 20:40Phenax987: Would an admiral be a higher rank than a lord? Or are they not comparable
🔗 20:40 Dan9299: the_lone_bard, this is the directors cut of the official expansion not a fan mod
🔗 20:40 Durugai: The_lone_bard Dragonfall is the official expansion to the game
🔗 20:40 AdmiralMemo: Durugai: Hosk survived a missile attack. Hosk has 3 cute Hosklings. Hosk is more normal. Hosk > Memo
🔗 20:40lirelent: what is normal?
🔗 20:40 Lord_Hosk: I cant open this door unless you have delta clearance Beej: "I have that clearance" Guard "oh ok, you can come in then"
🔗 20:40 Roboromantic: Admiralmemo: Humblest admiral, therefore best.
🔗 20:40 AdeleDawn: There is no normal
🔗 20:41 Durugai:
Normal? Get outta here, 
🔗 20:41 JonciA: A suit that makes you dumber, but more socialable?
🔗 20:41 AdmiralMemo: Roboromantic: *sighs and facepalms*
🔗 20:41The_Voices: I LOVE being STRANGE!
🔗 20:41 TheAmazingHobo: But if I don´t compare myself to other people, how will I know in what way I am an inferior human being ?
🔗 20:41Taichanie: Pax to me is actually a bad place. That many people start to cause my panic level to raise.
🔗 20:41 JonciA: Well no one wants the hear boring voices
🔗 20:41 Roboromantic: The_voices, I'm not allowed to pay attention to you.
🔗 20:42 Havok4: Okay Admiralmemo Lord_hosk is greater than you unless you are on a ship where your being and admiral becomes relevant.
🔗 20:42The_Voices: But I make everything fun...
🔗 20:42 Lord_Hosk: Beej and Heather are my favorites in the videos (sub script Who are currently on stream)
🔗 20:42angelofdust337: My problem is that I'm good with a few people, but when it starts getting crowded I just get quiet and leave
🔗 20:42 Durugai: Get a move on in Shadowrun? haha now that's funny
🔗 20:42lirelent: i find alex and cam most enjoyable company, alex for his comedic side, and cam for his intellectual side
🔗 20:43 All_Mankind: but a lordship is only relevant in a non-constitutional monarchy
🔗 20:43lirelent: cam chats always get into convos about the meaning of soul and stuff
🔗 20:43 Roboromantic: Lirelent They're a good combo.
🔗 20:43 PMAvers: As Dog would say, he loves to sneak all the way in and bark all the way out.
🔗 20:43 Roboromantic: Lirelent I'd ship that.
🔗 20:43 TheAmazingHobo: Whelp, let´s get to murderin´.
🔗 20:43Arclight_Dynamo: All_mankind: Well, there's the First Lord of the Admiralty...
🔗 20:43 LadyRhian: I wonder as I wanderI bow to Beej's superior Problem Solving Capability
maybe.
🔗 20:44 squaredotcube: can you nade them?
🔗 20:44 Durugai: [Dark Voice] Tell me about... This guy
🔗 20:44Phenax987: Dome'm?
🔗 20:44 JonciA: Now she's tasted blood!
🔗 20:44 Spacecarl: You made her kill her first person. Hope you are happy.
🔗 20:44Taichanie: Heather "fight fight fight" Dery (? unsure if heather kept her own last name.)
🔗 20:44 AdmiralMemo: Havok4: *sighs* I'm going back to DesertBus chat where stuff gets done.
🔗 20:45 Anaerin: It's a shame you couldn't, for instance, get them both over there, then blow the panel.
🔗 20:45 AdmiralMemo:
Heather IS a Deary, isn't she. 
🔗 20:46 Roboromantic: You can get the cyberwear delivered, but it costs money to install.
🔗 20:46 Roboromantic: Its like 5k on top of the 250.
🔗 20:46 Roboromantic: Doesn't give anything away.
🔗 20:46 Roboromantic: +2 int.
🔗 20:47 Shocksplicer: It's not really worth it anyway
🔗 20:47 TheAmazingHobo: STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!
🔗 20:47Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, man, Beej is like me - need to get it *all* correct. I take forever to finish a game...
🔗 20:47 Roboromantic: Things were better in the past, the electrician didn't kill anyone then.
🔗 20:47 TheAmazingHobo: Such a sad fate.
🔗 20:48 TheAmazingHobo: To be stuck in the past, which would then be the present, which would be the future.
🔗 20:48 Roboromantic: You didn't have to fight anyone yet. I'm sure you won't dwell on what you did wrong.
🔗 20:49 Lord_Hosk: Beej you still haven't gotten back to me about Alexander and the Mongols yet.
🔗 20:50 LadyRhian: Goat there
🔗 20:51 Lord_Hosk: Desert bus challenge!
🔗 20:51 TheAmazingHobo: Man, I should really try to get some sleep. I have to take an exam tomorrow! Oh, no wait, my students have to take the exam. I have to just sit there and drink coffee. Hehe. Suckers.
🔗 20:51Skiplives: It's Shadowrun, you can can solve the problem as violently as you need to.
🔗 20:51 JonciA: She's really good with a gun for not being a criminal
🔗 20:51pseudodespot: runners ARE criminals. :>
🔗 20:52 Roboromantic: Theamazinghobo You have work? are you still technically a hobo?
🔗 20:52lirelent: Theamazinghobo means you have to grade it tomorrow, sucker
🔗 20:52 TheAmazingHobo: Roboromantic: Being a hobo is more a state of mind. I am mentally homeless, so to speak.
🔗 20:52 Dix: So thats a thing now
🔗 20:52Phenax987: Well, time to go to sleep. Nice talking with you guys. Night!
🔗 20:52 Dix:

🔗 20:53 TheAmazingHobo: Lirelent: ..... one day I shall have a junior instructor to do that. one day......
🔗 20:53 FinAzvandi: what? they're doing a Desert Bus *8* ?
🔗 20:53 Durugai: wait runners exist to be criminals? Arent half of them on fake identities and no real identity ?
🔗 20:53 Roboromantic:
I like to think of myself as a perpetual traveler, primarily because you username was taken 
🔗 20:53lirelent: good job Dix
🔗 20:53 Dix: stupid effing links have been kicking my *** or it would be even more fleshed out right now
🔗 20:54 ComradeBeric: Man, I'm really digging the music in this game.
🔗 20:54 Anaerin: Given that you're planting cameras, wouldn't being detected and shot at count as a failure.
🔗 20:54 Lord_Hosk: Event Managers Kelly Clark
🔗 20:54Taichanie: Desert Bus 8-bit?
🔗 20:54 GDwarf: Infinit-T? Is that the size of shirt above "XXXL"? :B
🔗 20:54 Shocksplicer: I still say it should be called Desert Bus Eh-t
🔗 20:54 Spacecarl: Anaerin Nah, you were clearly there just to shoot a bunch of guards then leave. No need to worry about it.
🔗 20:54 TheAmazingHobo: "Desert Bus 8: Infinite Bus", is actually a kick-*** title.
🔗 20:55 the_lone_bard: OOOOH! Beej, can I make a request I've tried to make every year (But you've not had time to learn it during DB.) and ask if it's possible for you to learn to play Blind Guardian - The Bards Song? It's not a very complex song from memory, but totally ok if you don't want to.
🔗 20:55 FinAzvandi: i like it hobo
🔗 20:55 Lord_Hosk: There is no matt
🔗 20:55 Lord_Hosk: Matt is not on the wiki
🔗 20:55 Dix: oh goddamnit
🔗 20:56 the_lone_bard: Matt's not on the wiki? God damnit Matt...
🔗 20:56Skiplives: The game music is very good. I used to run SR1&2 games and I always wanted another gm to DJ and play ambient music while I ran the game
🔗 20:56 TheAmazingHobo: No, don´t run! Kill ´em all and let God sort ´em out. And if God has trouble sorting them, I can offer him some helpful papers on sub-nlogn sorting algorithms.
🔗 20:56 FinAzvandi: perhaps it's for the best, he'd just crash the site anyway
🔗 20:56 Nightvalien28: oh matt
🔗 20:56NexVesica: Matt crashed it before they could upload his information
🔗 20:56 AdmiralMemo: Uh... 11 days?
🔗 20:57 Dix: 10 days 13 hours 2 minutes
🔗 20:57Arclight_Dynamo: 10D 13H 02M
🔗 20:57 TheAmazingHobo: DESERT BUS IS STARTING RIGHT NOW!
🔗 20:57 TheAmazingHobo: THE BUS IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: Not tomorrow?!?! I'm not ready!
🔗 20:57 Roboromantic: Theamazinghobo A theologist once told me that god has no need for algorithms, all unordered lists given to him will find themselves ordered in his presence
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: I still have a song to finish!
🔗 20:57lirelent: !countdown
🔗 20:58 Nightvalien28: memo, work faster
🔗 20:58 Lord_Hosk: I heard a rumor that the marathon wasnt in the moonbase, anyone going to confirm or deny?
🔗 20:58Lithobraker: We need LRR bot to have a "!next bus" command
🔗 20:58 mtvcdm: Who crashes more this year: Matt or Tally?
🔗 20:58 TheAmazingHobo: Roboromantic: So God can sort in O(1)? He truly is the divine one.
🔗 20:58 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28: I'm trying, but writer's block!
🔗 20:58 Nightvalien28: mtvcdm, do you really need to ask
🔗 20:58 squaredotcube:
just drop kick it 
🔗 20:58NexVesica: I vote Matt, but in a plot twist, it'll be during Tally's shift
🔗 20:58 TheMoatman: Wait really?
🔗 20:59 AdmiralMemo: Hosk and his rumors... *shakes head*
🔗 20:59Arclight_Dynamo: Desert Bus 8: Live from the TerrorDrome!
🔗 20:59 Roboromantic: Theamazinghobo There's an argument that maybe it completes in O(n) instead, but it never gained traction in the mainstream.
🔗 20:59 LadyRhian: Sporty IC
🔗 20:59questhere: beans spilled
🔗 20:59 Lord_Hosk: Is it going to be in Dix backpack? Dix is desert bus going to happen in your backpack?
🔗 20:59 GDwarf: What if we offer Tally money to crash? Would that be distracting enough?
🔗 20:59Lithobraker: Desert bus not in the Moon Base? This is a travesty!
🔗 20:59 TheMoatman: Yeah right
🔗 20:59Taichanie: I hope I can avoid having to have Graham talk Dix out of kicking me from chat this year.
🔗 20:59Lancer873: Desert Bus is go to moon?
🔗 20:59 LadyRhian: Every will Blame Matt anyway
🔗 20:59 mtvcdm: Typically the one thing you don't get to donate for is deliberate crashes.
🔗 20:59 Nightvalien28: desert bus happening in vegas
🔗 20:59 Dix: Damnit Hosk... stop giving it away
🔗 20:59questhere: its it on a bus?
🔗 20:59 Lord_Hosk: crap sorry
🔗 20:59 Dix: Where'd you hear that rumor hosk
🔗 20:59lirelent: db8 on an actual bus
🔗 21:00Arclight_Dynamo: I imagine they just need a bigger venue than the Moonbase. Place gets crowded, as I understand it.
🔗 21:00 Trippzen: Obviously they'll play desert bus while drive a bus to vegas.
🔗 21:00 Dix: We all know my deployment backpack is too stronk
🔗 21:00 Trippzen: while driving*
🔗 21:00 AdmiralMemo:
lirelent: No, that was DB6 I believe. 
🔗 21:00 AdmiralMemo: (Or was it DB5)
🔗 21:00 tehcrashxor: You unlocked the velociraptor cage!
🔗 21:01 Lord_Hosk: Dix... Matt told me
🔗 21:01 Durugai: Hack the planet!
🔗 21:01 Dix:

🔗 21:01 Anaerin: Stealing stuff from other apartments would be a good cover...
🔗 21:01 TheAmazingHobo: This year´s Desert Bus will come from an unstable probably-cloud. It will only be at a fixed position once the probably function crashed. Which will obviously happen during Matt´s shift. *snap*
🔗 21:01 Dix: Hosk... check twitter dms
🔗 21:01lugthor: do we know if there will be a desert bus app this year?
🔗 21:02 AdmiralMemo: Dix: The FanGamer bus race... Was it 5 or 6?
🔗 21:02Taichanie: Someone mentioned the app! Drink.
🔗 21:02DewMan001: Hey, guys! Thanks for keeping me company whilst I've been battling a stomach bug this morning
🔗 21:02 Anaerin: lugthor: I believe they're working on it.
🔗 21:02 Shocksplicer: Damn. That's some sexy ***.
🔗 21:03 AdmiralMemo: Dix: It was the first year they had custom yearly shirts, right? If so, it's 5.
🔗 21:03 Shocksplicer: I think it was 5
🔗 21:03 Lord_Hosk: it was 6
🔗 21:03 AdmiralMemo: No, it was NOT last year.
🔗 21:03Taichanie: I'd totally race the desert bus.
🔗 21:03 LadyRhian: Beej Fills his pockets...
🔗 21:03 TheMoatman: p sure it was 5
🔗 21:03 Sarah_Serinde: no Fangamer was definitely not last year
🔗 21:03questhere: Admiralmemo: I tjink 5
🔗 21:03 Sarah_Serinde: it was either DB 6 or 5
🔗 21:03Arclight_Dynamo: Absolutely not last year.
🔗 21:03Atifexe: It wasn't last year.
🔗 21:03 squaredotcube: My guess that delete file = +1 karma
🔗 21:03Juliamon: Def not last year
🔗 21:03 Dix: mah google game too stronk
🔗 21:04 Dix: so Desert Bus 5
🔗 21:04Taichanie: So DB5.
🔗 21:04 Lord_Hosk: I was wrong!
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo: Dangit, Dix.
🔗 21:04 Dix: COME AT ME BROS
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo:

🔗 21:04 TheAmazingHobo: You thought it was 2011, but it was actually ME, DIO!
🔗 21:04 Roboromantic: 2011 happened in 2011
🔗 21:05 AdmiralMemo:
Heather: 2014 - 8 = 2006 for DB1, and add from there. 
🔗 21:05 GDwarf: I'm pretty sure 2011 happened in 2013. That was a weird year.
🔗 21:05ElementalAlchemist: uh
🔗 21:05ElementalAlchemist: admiralmemo: 2014 - 8 = DB0
🔗 21:06 Lord_Hosk: convention name 2013 is my Convention name 2012 cover band
🔗 21:06 Dix:
I associate DB5 with 2011 becaue I was in Afghanistan. Yeah. Good times. 
🔗 21:06ElementalAlchemist: in 2006
🔗 21:06 AdmiralMemo: ElementalAlchemist, Oh yeah... I'm a programmer.
🔗 21:06 Bawkbawkboo1: off-by-one
🔗 21:06ElementalAlchemist:

🔗 21:06lirelent: Gdwarf time all the way down
🔗 21:06 Roboromantic: 2011 was in the year of our Bus, 5
🔗 21:06 AdmiralMemo:
ElementalAlchemist, I always start at 0. 
🔗 21:06Taichanie: Dix, did you get to watch much of the stream?
🔗 21:06 squaredotcube:
so uh, next year you're going to have to bring in a Aston Martin DB9 
🔗 21:06DewMan001: Feeling better now, but a large chunk of this morning was a rollercoaster-esque hell of sleeping, then waking and vomiting and then 30 GOTO 10
🔗 21:06 TheAmazingHobo: Squaredotcube: I´m sure Dengler can hook them up with one of those.
🔗 21:06 Dix: taichanie, you obviously weren't around then were you
🔗 21:07 Lord_Hosk: We are really happy, we got booked to perform at Convention name 2015 we think it will be our next big break
🔗 21:07 Dix: I modded nearly half the damn stream from Afghanistan
🔗 21:07Taichanie: No my first DB was 6,
🔗 21:07 AdmiralMemo: Dix > Memo... I couldn't mod chat from Afghanistan.
🔗 21:07VoicedOtter: yay I am not late
🔗 21:07 Dix: Hell, I even had a skype call in taichanie
🔗 21:07Taichanie: Dix, You must have an awesome comanding officer?
🔗 21:07 Spacecarl: Yup, it's a scrap
🔗 21:08lirelent: well half of afganistan is wired with fiber networks because the locals kept stealing the copper cables...
🔗 21:08 GDwarf: Sprecken ze gibberish?
🔗 21:08Atifexe: I worked with Graham during DB1, caught some of DB2, and it's been my favorite time of year ever since.
🔗 21:08 Dix: pfft... i was on a 4 man team on a tiny *** base in the *** end of nowhere
🔗 21:08Fracaswell: can you taze him?
🔗 21:08 Dix: i did it during my off shifts
🔗 21:08 Lord_Hosk: Dix won a medal for hogging a computer in the MWR and keeping his fellow soldiers from being able to talk to their loved ones HA HA!
🔗 21:08 TheAmazingHobo: Beej doesn´t want to fight anymore. Beej is now contemplating the meaning of war. This is now a Metal Gear game.
🔗 21:08DewMan001: Desert Bus 9 should just be called Convention Name 20X6
🔗 21:08 Dix: Basically Hosk
🔗 21:08 JonciA: This mission has gone all kinda of sideways!
🔗 21:08 PMAvers: Got a tazer?
🔗 21:08 PMAvers: I think that dwarf lady does.
🔗 21:08Taichanie: Dix way to be awesome.
🔗 21:08 LadyRhian: Taze him, bro!
🔗 21:08 Dix: (actually I would always go during a time of night where I didn't have to worry about giving up a computer because it was in the middle of the night)
🔗 21:09 GDwarf: joncia: You mean a mission for which you weren't properly briefed, where your crew is almost entirely untrained civvies who want to be elsewhere, didn't go perfectly?
🔗 21:09 squaredotcube:
The upcoming 2020 glasses, ironically, do not assist in achieving 20/20 vision. 
🔗 21:09VoicedOtter: good luck beej
🔗 21:09lugthor: you might be able to just leave?
🔗 21:09 Roboromantic: 2028 glasses, super appropriate.
🔗 21:09Lord_ZYRK:
And that is the tale of how Dix will always be better than you at DBChat 
🔗 21:09 TheAmazingHobo: Beej, tell me, can love bloom on an annoying battlefield ?
🔗 21:10 Roboromantic: 2020, even...
🔗 21:10 squaredotcube: Tazer him?
🔗 21:10Atifexe: I wish we could get Desert Bus commercials instead of Chrsitmas commercials between Halloween and the end of the event.
🔗 21:10 GDwarf: Frankly, I don't think any run *ever* goes smooth. Shadowrun is all about things not going smooth.
🔗 21:10 TheAmazingHobo: Pretty sure tazering the corpse won´t do anything.
🔗 21:10 Dix: Pfft... I've been a mod since DB1. I think that is street cred enough.
🔗 21:10 Durugai: can we just go home now?
🔗 21:10 PMAvers: I dunno, runs can go hilariously smooth.
🔗 21:10 GDwarf: dix: How many streets can your cred buy? :B
🔗 21:10 CaffeinatedLemur inspects Dix's street cred card and sheet
🔗 21:10 Dix: I'm streets ahead
🔗 21:10 Durugai: Gdwarf about all of them
🔗 21:10Okipokute: why does it say "please enjoy cram" what's cram?
🔗 21:11 AdmiralMemo:
Heather: Siri brain-link? 
🔗 21:11 Dix: and if you're not on my level you're just streets behind
🔗 21:11 Roboromantic: Heather, right now it only catalogs for the NSA.
🔗 21:11 Lord_Hosk: Dix you wanna talk small bass? I was on a fob with our company, then got rotated to a COP with a understrength platoon... then I got sent OUT from the cop to the smaller detachment point that was just called "on the mountain" where as a specialist I was the senior person.
🔗 21:11 GDwarf: okipokute: Drugs. Also: Lord of the Rings trail mix.
🔗 21:11VoicedOtter: that code is amazing
🔗 21:11Okipokute: are you the dix inspector?
🔗 21:11 Lord_Hosk: small base
🔗 21:11VoicedOtter: code is code
🔗 21:11 LadyRhian: Female Dwarf did
🔗 21:11LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Some quick updates! The long-awaited Journey Into Nyx real mythical origins episode of TTC is up! https://t.co/zwsuTIrrR8
🔗 21:11 Dix: how many people?
🔗 21:11 AdmiralMemo: Dix: I think I'm somewhere in a dark alley in the bad part of town then.
🔗 21:11 Dix: my COP was like 100-110 max the whole time i was out there
🔗 21:12 Lord_Hosk: Our cop was 45, the lookout point was 6
🔗 21:12 Lord_Hosk: I wasnt there long
🔗 21:12VoicedOtter: I don't like youHe doesn't like you either
🔗 21:12 LadyRhian: We don't like him, either.
🔗 21:12 Roboromantic: Hatchtime
🔗 21:12 GDwarf: "He doesn't like you. *I* don't like you either!" "I'm sorry." "You'll be dead!"
🔗 21:12 cthulhudude23: Beej, is this based on the shadowrun universe?
🔗 21:13 Lord_Hosk: There was some debate as to if we were in Afghanistan or not.
🔗 21:13 PMAvers: His Dad works for Nintendo. You won't run in this town again.
🔗 21:13 GDwarf: Hah, half the chat quotes Star Wars. My people!
🔗 21:13VoicedOtter: Cthulhudude23 yea it is the official game
🔗 21:13lirelent: I'm glad I only had to read about places like that Lord_hosk in after action reports
🔗 21:13 Dix: So THAT kind of 'grey area' eh hosk?
🔗 21:13 Durugai: Cthulhudude23 this IS the shadowrun universe
🔗 21:13 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: Border area?
🔗 21:13 squaredotcube: that portrait is sort of Alex-ish
🔗 21:14Taichanie: Battletech!!!
🔗 21:14 PMAvers: And totally didn't work on the nonexistant 360 game.
🔗 21:14 LadyRhian: I used to play tabletop Shadowrun
🔗 21:14VoicedOtter: that xbox/pc shadowrun game a few years ago is not actually shadowrun except in name
🔗 21:14 LadyRhian: I once owned Bug City and Queen Euphoria
🔗 21:14VoicedOtter: tabletop shadowrun is epic win
🔗 21:14 Lord_Hosk: I may or may not have broken international law. and truthfully it wasnt like "well we might be" it was "no one has any idea, we have 10 maps and they all have a different boarder.
🔗 21:14 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, I'm assuming western border? Or maybe northern?
🔗 21:14 squaredotcube: FASA and WizKids... And Microprose.
🔗 21:14Skiplives: They got it back from MS. What IP they didn't have.
🔗 21:14 Lord_Hosk: No memo west and north were "safe"
🔗 21:15Taichanie: In 2012, a new company called FASA Games went into operation, using the name and logo under license.
🔗 21:15 cthulhudude23: ok, thanks for the info. I was cooking dinner and wondering why a ton of shadowrun buzzwords were coming up constantly
🔗 21:15 PMAvers: The Shadowrun rights are weird and a bit of a clustereff.
🔗 21:15 GDwarf: Beej is a monster! A monster!
🔗 21:15 LadyRhian: They killed him
🔗 21:15 Shocksplicer: In the "Dead Mans Switch" campaign from Shadorun Returns you meet Jake Armitage from the SNES game. So this takes place in the same continuity as the old games as well.
🔗 21:15 GDwarf: "You lied to me. Duerr." Makes it sound like you're going "You lied to me, durrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
🔗 21:15 Spacecarl: Well, before his wife and kid came up at least
🔗 21:16Lord_ZYRK:
Beej is now a terrorist 
🔗 21:16VoicedOtter: shadowrun is not about being good or bad, it is about doing what pays money
🔗 21:16 cthulhudude23: ^this
🔗 21:16VoicedOtter: and staying alive as long as you don't deal with a dragon
🔗 21:16 GDwarf: Nah, Shadowrun has morality, it's just...grayer than most
🔗 21:16 BusTed: Ya done got played.
🔗 21:16 ComradeBeric: FASA went out of business and Battletech was bought up by Wizkids, who then went out of business and was renamed "WK Games" when bought out by Fanpro. Fanpro went out of business and was bought by Catalyst. That's who has the IP now.
🔗 21:16 LadyRhian: James is a tool. Duerr is a *** bunghole
🔗 21:17Lord_ZYRK:
Also, sorry for now getting you on several watchlists 
🔗 21:17VoicedOtter: Gdwarf yea, but it is interesting
🔗 21:17 ComradeBeric: Battletech: The most popular albatross in gaming history.
🔗 21:17 PMAvers: Well, Wizkids was bought by Topps.
🔗 21:17 All_Mankind: the controls in the SNES game were so clunky you had to be your own team
🔗 21:17 PMAvers: And Topps licenses the rights out to Catalyst.
🔗 21:17 AdmiralMemo: "twinked" Gotta love future-slang
🔗 21:18VoicedOtter: yay karma
🔗 21:18 BusTed: Dragon Naturally Speaking?
🔗 21:18 Lord_Hosk: I was along the Pakistan boarder.
🔗 21:18 LadyRhian: Anyone here ever play Paranoia?
🔗 21:18 cthulhudude23: my GM looooves throwing vampires at street samurai. "oh, you have .2 essence? well, isn't that interesting. a clan of vampires descend upon you and wreck you."
🔗 21:18 PMAvers: Yes, and I'm totally psyched about the new Paranoia edition.
🔗 21:18Arclight_Dynamo: Ladyrhian: Once. The guy running it didn't really get the concept, though.
🔗 21:18VoicedOtter: also I once had a deal with a dragon in shadowrun, it did not go well
🔗 21:18 ComradeBeric: @Ladyrhian You don't have clearence to know about that, Blue-shirt.
🔗 21:18 dougma: Beej I work on that software, dragon, naturally speaking, I know the whole story
🔗 21:18 dougma: Jim and Janet baker
🔗 21:18 LadyRhian:
@Arclight_dynamo I am UV Clearance. 
🔗 21:19 dougma: I work at nuance now
🔗 21:19 LadyRhian: Machine Empathy
🔗 21:19 LadyRhian:

🔗 21:19 Shocksplicer: I also liked that, because of his amnesia, Jake could logically have been any of those roles prior to his amnesia. So his levelling up can be seen as him remembering that he could do that before his memory loss. Rather like Planescape: Torment.
🔗 21:19 dougma: I was at l&h the Dutch company that bought dragon
🔗 21:19 dougma: I still work on it, and it powers Siri
🔗 21:19 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: I just looked up the Wikipedia on Afghanistan. The CEO is named Abdullah Abdullah and that (a repetitive name) amuses me.
🔗 21:19 PMAvers: The prophecy is true. Paranoia is getting a true Fifth Edition.
🔗 21:20 Anaerin: Say nothing, let him talk himself out, then kill the f**ker.
🔗 21:20 Roboromantic: What are you? A chicken posing as a human?
🔗 21:20 LadyRhian: I ran a campaign that was so bad, my players were killing *Themselves* for being traitors
🔗 21:20 dougma: I work on the core speech engine
🔗 21:20 squaredotcube: Something tells me Duerr's gonna get killed
🔗 21:20 Roboromantic: Just shut your yap and take the money.
🔗 21:20 All_Mankind: also like Planescape Torment you can kill ghouls with the controller taped down to max your level in everything. . .wait
🔗 21:20 JonciA: Last time I played Paranoia, my character was in charge of recording the mission. Except that everyone's tools exploded at the start of the mission. So I spent all game blaming the guy that was last to leave the room (and died in the blast). I got a promotion for this.
🔗 21:20 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, Oh my, yes, that's a very wiggly border. I can see the issue.
🔗 21:21Arclight_Dynamo: Admiralmemo: The bigger issue is that it's not really a border. It's more of a "border."
🔗 21:21Skiplives: Paranoia is a great game for when you want to drink and play. Just never suggest a non right handed turn. Only Commies go left.
🔗 21:21 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: There is that, too
🔗 21:21 LadyRhian: There was an adventure in the Sewers and every time they fell in the sewage it would short out their equipment. Destroying equipment is what traitors do...
🔗 21:21Lord_ZYRK: Skiplives, are you calling chat communists?
🔗 21:21 LadyRhian: People loved tipping each other into the sewage channels
🔗 21:22Arclight_Dynamo: Only commie call people commies!
🔗 21:22VoicedOtter: yay for levels
🔗 21:22VoicedOtter: Julie do the thing
🔗 21:22 squaredotcube: You get a ding! and you get a ding! And you get a ding!
🔗 21:22 Peracto: i dunno arclight youre looking awfully red there
🔗 21:22 LadyRhian: I survived an adventure run by the people who developed the game.
🔗 21:23 LadyRhian: The Star Wars Roleplaying Game as well.
🔗 21:23Arclight_Dynamo: Peracto: You would say that, with your pinko chat name. Look at that. Actual pink!
🔗 21:23Skiplives: Arclight so you admit it! Open fire!
🔗 21:23Lord_ZYRK: Clearly everyone who is not of a Lordship is a commie traitor
🔗 21:23 Dix: The border is such a 'fluid' thing
🔗 21:23 Peracto: typically commie misinformation...my name is in purple clearly lol
🔗 21:23VoicedOtter: it's not pink, it's lightish red
🔗 21:24 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk: Well, at least it's not as bad as the India/Bangladesh border, which contains 223 enclaves/exclaves
🔗 21:24Skiplives: And that's why Paranoia starts you off with clones.
🔗 21:24Arclight_Dynamo: Voicedotter: See? RED!
🔗 21:24VoicedOtter: Arclight_dynamo I was quoting a thing
🔗 21:24 squaredotcube: Blitz needs to work on his blitzing skills
🔗 21:24Arclight_Dynamo:
Voicedotter: Only commies quote things. 
🔗 21:24 squaredotcube: Decking can come second
🔗 21:24 Shocksplicer: To be honest, when you're a Decker yourself you don't really need Blitz on missions.
🔗 21:24 LadyRhian: @Skiplives I had so much fun when I played Paranoia
🔗 21:25VoicedOtter: wooo karma
🔗 21:25 LadyRhian: A GM ran me through "Me and My Shadow Mark IV.
🔗 21:25 Roboromantic: Blitz can have a very nice deck by the end.
🔗 21:25 LadyRhian: Along with a few other people. I had Minor TK.
🔗 21:25 PMAvers: Me and My Shadow: The adventure just designed to kill players.
🔗 21:25 Peracto: theres a small charity marathon i watch towards chirstmas that plays paranoia at least once during the week
🔗 21:26 Peracto: its hilarious every time
🔗 21:26 Roboromantic: Learn some manners.
🔗 21:26 LadyRhian: You have to guard a new Battle Machine, the Mark IV.
🔗 21:26Skiplives: Ladyrhian it's an awesome game if you have a group willing to be silly.
🔗 21:26Lord_ZYRK: Dammit, Dix
🔗 21:26 Roboromantic: Get an etiquette
🔗 21:26VoicedOtter puts on light red armour and throws sticky grenades to see if anyone gets the reference
🔗 21:26 BusTed: I thought I was mature enough to overlook those sorts of comments, Dix. I was wrong.
🔗 21:26Lord_ZYRK: Peracto, what's it called?
🔗 21:26 LadyRhian: One of the items you get are these "Smart Mines" who decide when it's a good time to go off.
🔗 21:26 tehcrashxor: Bye Beej!
🔗 21:26VoicedOtter: bye beej, have a good night
🔗 21:26 CaffeinatedLemur: thanks for the stream Heather and Beej
🔗 21:26 Peracto: aw man that girl has an awesome arm @Voicedotter
🔗 21:26 AdmiralMemo: BAI B33J
🔗 21:26 LadyRhian: If you move them
it's a good time to go off.
🔗 21:26 dougma: Night beej!!!!
🔗 21:26 squaredotcube: goodnight Beej!
🔗 21:26 tehcrashxor: Bye Heather
🔗 21:26Arclight_Dynamo: !liveschedule
🔗 21:26 AdeleDawn: Nite Beej! Nite Heather!
🔗 21:26 Dix: tiem for beejtiems to end
🔗 21:27VoicedOtter: Peracto yay someone got it
🔗 21:27Arclight_Dynamo: !lrr
🔗 21:27 Peracto: @Lord_zyrk auntie paladins
🔗 21:27 Shocksplicer: Bye guys, look forward to the next one!
🔗 21:27 Dix: night Dery clan
🔗 21:27 LambMower: Thanks for the stream Beej!
🔗 21:27 FinAzvandi: good night Heather (and Beej)
🔗 21:27Skiplives: Bye guys
🔗 21:27Masterlitchuk: gight and thanks
🔗 21:27 Zibanitu: Have a good night, guys!
🔗 21:27Lord_ZYRK: Peracto, alright, that's what I was thinking, but couldn't remember what time of year it was for sure.
🔗 21:27 Roboromantic: Bye, Beej. Enjoy your not being on a stream time.
🔗 21:27 ComradeBeric: Good night, all!
🔗 21:27 LadyRhian: And like I said, my Psychic Power was Minor TK.
🔗 21:27 BusTed: G'night all.
🔗 21:27 Durugai: DEBERTBEERRS
🔗 21:27 LadyRhian:
I moved lots of Mines near people I didn't like. 
🔗 21:27Lord_ZYRK: DAT PROMOTION
🔗 21:27 Peracto: it should be mid december @Lord_zyrk but i would have to bug rutskarn for the time the next i catch him streaming
🔗 21:28Abcxyq: Dat promotional density
🔗 21:28 Durugai: So much information in such a dense format, I love it
🔗 21:28VoicedOtter: it is a great video beej
🔗 21:28 FinAzvandi: confirmed: Beej is the son of that speed-talker guy who did the Micro Machines commercials
🔗 21:28Lord_ZYRK: Peracto, Buttskarn streams?!
🔗 21:28 Peracto: as part of his patreon
🔗 21:28 Peracto: its a bit random for times
🔗 21:28 mtvcdm: Beej is running out of breath on the promos.
🔗 21:28Skiplives: Ladyrhian - I assume that was nearly everyone
🔗 21:28 Peracto: hes on hitbox now
🔗 21:28 LadyRhian: @Finazvandi John "Motor Mouth" Moschitta?
🔗 21:29 Roboromantic: Peracto Like right now?
🔗 21:29 LadyRhian: @Skiplives Yeah. Pretty much
🔗 21:29 Itazu: lava bears!
🔗 21:29 Dix: oh man i cant wait for Friday Nights
🔗 21:29 Peracto: not right now...not sure when the next one is would have to look
🔗 21:29 AdmiralMemo: New Friday Nights coming this Friday!
🔗 21:29DewMan001: Ooh! Yes! Lava Bears!
🔗 21:29VoicedOtter: also Loadingreadyrun lava bears!!!
🔗 21:29 Roboromantic: Oh, alright, I'm spooling up my Internet notification systems so sometimes I miss important things.
🔗 21:30 cthulhudude23: name of beej's comedy troupe?
🔗 21:30 JonciA: Beej is getting really into the whole LRR promo here
🔗 21:30 LambMower: Synaptic Chaos Theatre, cthulhudude23
🔗 21:30 mtvcdm: Promo tape 1 concluded. Please turn over for promo tape 2.
🔗 21:30 FinAzvandi: Beej's Backlog, now featuring interpretive dance by Heather!
🔗 21:30Skiplives: Lava bears is great fun to watch.
🔗 21:30 tehcrashxor: Heather really makes the dense ad blog entertaining.
🔗 21:30 AdmiralMemo: !explain beej
🔗 21:30 LRRbot: Brendan Beej Dery is an actor and audio technician for Loading Ready Run. He streams once a week on Beej's Backlog where he primarily plays Nintendo games that have been piling up on his list for years. You may know him as a member of the Synaptic Chaos Theatre improv troupe.
🔗 21:30 cthulhudude23: thanks, lambmpwer
🔗 21:30 Lord_Hosk: And now im stuck looking at all my deployment pictures
🔗 21:30 Lord_Hosk: I was so young
🔗 21:30DewMan001: Good lord, Beej
🔗 21:31DewMan001: Were you once a radio host? Also, breathe
🔗 21:31Lord_ZYRK:
Beej, have you thought of prerecording a promo video to play post-streams? The other streamers could use it 
🔗 21:31 CaffeinatedLemur:
hosk you were always young, until lady hosk bought all those unhinged lands, 
🔗 21:31 All_Mankind: amnesia dust!
🔗 21:31 FinAzvandi: DON'T SPILL THE BEANS
🔗 21:31Arclight_Dynamo:
Moonbase Alpha. Clearly. 
🔗 21:31 dougma: We will pretend you didn't say that
🔗 21:31VoicedOtter: wait I missed it. What is it?
🔗 21:31 Shocksplicer: Yay! We know a secret!
🔗 21:31 Roboromantic: Mtvcdm Wait, this was supposed to be the porno tape.
🔗 21:31Abcxyq: Don't worry Beej, we stopped listening 20 minutes ago
🔗 21:31 Lord_Hosk: There are going to be multiple highlights to show graham
🔗 21:31 Shocksplicer: All thousand of us...
🔗 21:31 BusTed: We saw nothing!
🔗 21:31 JonciA: Wait?! What was the secret?!
🔗 21:31 tehcrashxor: Yes, start over from the begining of the stream
🔗 21:31Lancer873: "I shouldn't have said that, I should NOT have said that"
🔗 21:31 PMAvers: Ooh, dat tasty pay data.
🔗 21:31questhere: do it live!
🔗 21:31Arclight_Dynamo: I heard nothin' Beej.
🔗 21:31 All_Mankind: quick, play some copyrighted music
🔗 21:31 Itazu: wait, whats a secret?
🔗 21:31 All_Mankind: to keep it from recording
🔗 21:31 PMAvers: *runs off to Jackpoint*
🔗 21:31 mtvcdm: Nobody heard a thing.
🔗 21:32Arclight_Dynamo: All_mankind: YES.
🔗 21:32 Shocksplicer: Nope, none of us heard anything.
🔗 21:32 AdmiralMemo:
It's not in the MoonBase. It's in the BoonMace. 
🔗 21:32Lord_ZYRK:
Quick, play some copyrighted music so Twitch cuts the audio 
🔗 21:32 Spacecarl: Said what? We didn't hear anything?
🔗 21:32 tehcrashxor: Beej "Spoils Desert Bus Secrets" Deary
🔗 21:32 Stoffern: Nothing itazu, you heard nothing
🔗 21:32 Dix: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
🔗 21:32 Stoffern: we heard nothing
🔗 21:32Lancer873: Smooth, Beej. No worries, we're not all about big leaks I don't think.
🔗 21:32 FinAzvandi: hey youse, c'mere...you didn't hear nothin'
🔗 21:32 Stoffern: nobody heard anything
🔗 21:32 Dix: You heard nothing
🔗 21:32 Dix: YOU. HEARD. NOTHING.
🔗 21:32 RayFK: WHAT DID YOU DO
🔗 21:32 mtvcdm: By the time this goes to Youtube, Desert Bus will be long over anyway.
🔗 21:32Abcxyq: So Beej, is it true that DB will be completely unchanged this year?
🔗 21:32 Roboromantic: Beej, sinks ships.
🔗 21:32 the_lone_bard: Yeah Graham totally already knows you guys told.
🔗 21:33 Dix: we can neither confirm nor deny anything
🔗 21:33Lord_ZYRK: And he is hiring a hitman
🔗 21:33 the_lone_bard: He was in the DB chat earlier when Heather mentioned it and it got talked about there.
🔗 21:33Lancer873: Abcxyq: Of course! Everything will be totally the same. Right down to Shaw dropping service every now and then.
🔗 21:33 Eldrin13: same bat time, same bat channel
🔗 21:33 PMAvers: Loose Beejes Sinks Ships?
🔗 21:33 All_Mankind: sounds legit
🔗 21:33Jhazzat:
"Same place" 
🔗 21:33Skiplives: I know nutthink! / sgt schultze
🔗 21:33 Dix: Same bat time
🔗 21:33 Dix: same bat channel
🔗 21:33 AdmiralMemo: Dix: You cannot confirm or deny the new BoonMace?
🔗 21:33 Shocksplicer: Fair enough, no changes at all. kappa
🔗 21:33 Durugai: Beej Beej Beej... tsk tsk tsk
🔗 21:33Arclight_Dynamo: I seem to remember Graham saying something was in the works about this on a stream, so... don't worry?
🔗 21:33 squaredotcube:
DB8 to take place at the moon 
🔗 21:33 Lord_Hosk: Beej officially confirmed it! LRRCON2
🔗 21:33 BusTed:

🔗 21:33 Roboromantic: We'll just hold it over you for a week.
🔗 21:33DewMan001: Deletes "@Graham_LRR" from twitter client
🔗 21:33 Eldrin13: night beej
🔗 21:33VoicedOtter: Dewman001 lol
🔗 21:33 tehcrashxor: Beej "too tired to scream" Dery
🔗 21:33 PMAvers: DB8 to take place on a actual bus?
🔗 21:33VoicedOtter: bai beej
🔗 21:33 CaffeinatedLemur: !nextfan
🔗 21:33Compleatly: Beej what have you done
🔗 21:33 AdmiralMemo: LRRCON 2.0 CONFIRMED!
🔗 21:33 Lord_Hosk: Everyone look look beej was talking about Lrrcon2 HA HA he wasnt supposed to talk about Lrrcon2
🔗 21:33Arclight_Dynamo: Night B&H!
🔗 21:33questhere: niice knowing you Beej
🔗 21:33 Shocksplicer: Bye guys!
🔗 21:34 Roboromantic: Sleep, Beej, and forget your transgressions.
🔗 21:34 ysurin91: Bye beej, no one heard you mention anything secret
🔗 21:34 squaredotcube:
And remember: 50 subs means bodyless Beej! 
🔗 21:34Lord_ZYRK: Bye Beej and Heather. Great stream free of any spoilers whatsoever
🔗 21:34 AdmiralMemo:
75 subs for Beej-less Beej. 
🔗 21:34 Dix: we already went over this
🔗 21:34 Dix: DB8 is taking place out of my backpack
🔗 21:34 LambMower: *shrug* I'd watch it
🔗 21:35Lancer873: All I can think of now is Hagrid's "I shouldn't have said that... I should *not* have said that..."
🔗 21:35 Stoffern: Went over what? I dont remember going over anything
🔗 21:35 AdmiralMemo: So, where do I get a backpack of holding like that, Dix?
🔗 21:35Lord_ZYRK: Watch it? I'd attend it!
🔗 21:35 AdeleDawn: *brings broom to sweep out the sand*
🔗 21:35 squaredotcube: I thought it was taking place on the Titanic
🔗 21:35 AdmiralMemo: Dangit... The Army rejected me 3 times...
🔗 21:35questhere: I thought DB8 was happening on a bus traveling to Vegas
🔗 21:35 mtvcdm: DB8 is taking place within your heart. It will be crowded and gory.
🔗 21:35 Lord_Hosk: Join the army, they give you like 20 of them
🔗 21:35 squaredotcube: until I remembered Alex's skeleton racism
🔗 21:35 LambMower: They do have big backpacks, possibly big backups enough to host a video game marathon in...
🔗 21:35Lancer873: Just don't throw it in a portable hole, otherwise bad things happen.
🔗 21:35 AdmiralMemo: The Navy once
🔗 21:35 LambMower: In any case I blame Obama and the liberals.
🔗 21:36 LambMower: And... what else do people blame?
🔗 21:36 Lord_Hosk: And then require that you turn 25 of them back in and in the end you end up with 4 somehow. because of army math
🔗 21:36 Dix: And then they blame you if you lose it
🔗 21:36 All_Mankind: foreigners?
🔗 21:36 Roboromantic: I blame my parents.
🔗 21:36 AdmiralMemo: Didn't get even two sentences with the Air Force for being too tall.
🔗 21:36 Durugai: Lambmower Matt, we blame MATT
🔗 21:36questhere: blame matt
🔗 21:36 Dix: Like my PT belts in afghanistan. I dont know how but they multiplied
🔗 21:36Lord_ZYRK: LambMower, the youth? Rock music? Videogames?
🔗 21:36 CaffeinatedLemur:
caffeinatedlemur "Front Misison 4: Ok Wagner, let me me show you this mace, look nice and close" playing Front Mission 4 is LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/caffeinatedlemur
🔗 21:36Skiplives: I blame those damn kids on my lawn.
🔗 21:36 Dix: I went over with 2 and came back with 5 and yet no one was missing any of theirs
🔗 21:36Lord_ZYRK: Comic books?
🔗 21:36 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, So THAT'S where all the government money goes...
🔗 21:36 AdeleDawn: Dix: it seems gear breeds
🔗 21:36 squaredotcube:
Sooo... DB8 at Matt's house? Sounds legit 
🔗 21:36 LambMower: Videogames are the reason the army are developing so large backpacks, because youth don't understand the concept of weight limits!
🔗 21:37 LambMower: There we go
🔗 21:37Lord_ZYRK:
LambMower, unless they play RPGs 
🔗 21:37 AdmiralMemo: Dix, Lord_Hosk: So they specifically do NOT have a replicator and a clone army, because that would be ridiculous?
🔗 21:38 Lord_Hosk: I got charged for losing my entrenching tool.... but they credited me for my Etool case being torn off in the explosion and being lost. I dont know where they thought I was keeping my e-tool
🔗 21:38 AdeleDawn:
lord hosk: 
🔗 21:39Lord_ZYRK: Is Peracto still here?
🔗 21:40 Dix: Thats what we call Army Logic
🔗 21:40Lord_ZYRK:
I already knew Ruts had a Patreon. I just haven't checked it out since I'm too poor to throw money at him. You could've just posted that stuff in the caht
Thanks for the heads up, though. I'll have to check out his stream.
🔗 21:41 Peracto: np i just didnt know if links to other things were allowed in chat offhand
🔗 21:43Lord_ZYRK: Peracto, links are allowed. Generally it's a good idea to provide context with them, though. So no straight-up links, but "Here's [whatever] [link]" is fine
🔗 21:43 AdmiralMemo: (Took me a while to find it.)
🔗 21:43 Peracto: @Lord_zyrk ah good to know...i lurk too foten to remember chat rules >.>
🔗 21:44 AdeleDawn:
shlock
🔗 21:44 squaredotcube: welp, to bed I go
🔗 21:45 AdeleDawn: Nite Squaredotcube
🔗 21:45Lord_ZYRK: Holy crap I just remembered there's a new Hellsing Abridged I need to watch
🔗 21:45Lord_ZYRK adbandons chat
🔗 21:45 All_Mankind: we trusted youuu
🔗 21:46 AdmiralMemo:
Noooooo Lord_ZYRK has abandoned us! 
🔗 21:46 Peracto: good night and sleep well when you get there chat
🔗 21:46 Peracto: i am off
🔗 21:46 All_Mankind: oh hey there's a checkpoint+ and things i need to watch
🔗 21:47 All_Mankind: i could only sleep for 4 hours, but they had to be just the wrong 4 hours
🔗 21:49 All_Mankind: i can still stay with you though, chat
🔗 21:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 02:00 PM PST (16:02 from now)
🔗 21:58 All_Mankind: chance i'll forget i'm not watching live and reply to the stream in chat: 90%
🔗 22:29Atifexe: Trying to drink tea while watching DBZ Abridged is a bad idea.
🔗 22:30Vladislav_bby_dnt_hurt_me: trying to do anything but laugh uncontrollably whilst watching DBZA is gonna end with failure.