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Asoxa: !next
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Durugai: !nextfan
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qrpth: !show
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qrpth: !advice
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LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
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AdmiralMemo: arclight_dynamo: If you're still here, I'm surprised... Maryland actually got a Republican governor. Second time in 40 years.
🔗 02:35
AdmiralMemo: Democrat got 75% of the city's vote, but the 25% of the city vote + the entire rest of the state = Republican got in by a 3% margin
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ravensshade: !nextfan
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ravensshade: oh you had elecshiuns?
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AdmiralMemo: Yep. Lots of them. 9 pages to fill out.
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malc: 9 pages!
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ravensshade: 9 pages? that's a lot
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AdmiralMemo: malc, ravensshade: No kidding.
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quinniac: !next
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TrakoGamer: !nextfan
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Valkyrie_Lemons: !next
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Nightvalien28: !nextfan
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Ravynn: G'morning chat
🔗 09:45
Hiramas: feed dump keeps getting stranger
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Hiramas: STRANGER!
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Hiramas: i wonder if we hit peak strange at some point
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Anaerin: "Feed Dump" Doctor Strange prequel confirmed.
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Ravynn: Starring Benedict Cumberbatch
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DoktorLoy: Feed Dump Is Actually Doctor Stragelove, News At 11
🔗 10:18
Ravynn: Good ol Dr Stragelove, cousin to Dr Strangelove but left behind in modern media :P
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MetricFurlong: in light of her punstorm on Feed Dump, I would like to take it upon myself to express Chat's appreciation for Tally
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DoktorLoy: Maybe the catchphrase for Desert Bus 8 should be "To Infinity... and Beyond!"
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Dericwadleigh: !next
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JediTransmit: !next
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> in today’s Feed Dump, Tally and Kathleen teach you how to craft with skeletons! https://t.co/5b8RjsAqX7
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AygarConrad: !time
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LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:35 AM
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Atifexe: Army of Darkness is a wacky movie.
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LadyRhian: !next
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🔗 11:09
MetricFurlong: we have a while, it seem
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MetricFurlong: s
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MetricFurlong: which I am using to spam albums while proof-reading
🔗 11:11
MetricFurlong: or plugdj could crash, one of the two
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Valkyrie_Lemons: I'm just trying to avoid doing the reading I've supposed to have done today.
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Hiramas: !plugdj
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LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
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Hiramas: i thing plug dj crashed Oo
🔗 11:12
MetricFurlong: yeah, it seems to have
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Hiramas: loool
🔗 11:13
Hiramas: Metric, you never say LRR and crash in one sentence, ever, you hear me?
🔗 11:13
Atifexe: I have to do prep work for a job fair tomorrow that's going to prevent me from watching James' stream at the very least. Yay, job searching.
🔗 11:13
Valkyrie_Lemons: Just saying, I think there was an opportunity missed not to call the plugDJ link "LoadingReadyJive".
🔗 11:13
MetricFurlong: Valkyrie_lemons: what's the reading
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Hiramas: true
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MetricFurlong: re: the name, blame Lambmower
🔗 11:14
Valkyrie_Lemons: Metricfurlong, readings about idenity, exclusion, and it's relation to formation of the state.
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Hiramas: interesting
🔗 11:15
MetricFurlong: genuinely quite interesting
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Valkyrie_Lemons: 'Identity and Difference in Global Politics', 'Violence, Justice, and Identity in the Bosnian Conflict', and ''Who cares? Gender, Reproduction and Care Chains of Burmese Migrant Workers in Thailand'
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Hiramas: Oo ok...
🔗 11:15
MetricFurlong: that still sounds interesting
🔗 11:16
MetricFurlong: to me
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Hiramas: let's say I would love to have it explained to me, but reading?
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Valkyrie_Lemons: It's interesting to talk about, but it's one of those "No-one actually knows where to really begin on the issues" sort of subject.
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Valkyrie_Lemons: I.e. Idenitiy is important in the formation of the state. What is Identity, it is something that can be defined by states.
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MetricFurlong: downside of social constructions, really
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MetricFurlong: sort of the 'societies create norms; and are based on collections of shared norms'
🔗 11:18
MetricFurlong: sort of thing
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MetricFurlong: (it has been a loooong time since I've done any sociological reading)
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Valkyrie_Lemons: The basic explanation is that identity is something that is purely socially constructed, and what we see identity as also defines the 'other'. So, if we call ourselves LRR Runners, how do we define that? And how do we define who isn't a Runner and how do we treat those who are not.
🔗 11:19
Valkyrie_Lemons: Also, can what is and isn't a runner ever change, and are certain aspects more important than others.
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MetricFurlong: yeah
🔗 11:20
Valkyrie_Lemons: And then basically replace 'runners' with [identity of choice] and that's the basics.
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MetricFurlong: it probably doesn't help that what we think of as a 'nation state' is a pretty recent concept, historically speaking
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Exactly, that's the other big spanner in the works.
🔗 11:25
MetricFurlong: yeah
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Nightvalien28: you guys are the best lunch reading btw, please continue
🔗 11:26
MetricFurlong: and of course partly how nation states took off was because people started identifying with them, rather than just as subjects of their rulers
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MetricFurlong: and round and round it goes
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MetricFurlong: the recency of nations as a 'thing' is something that takes a lot of people by surprise, I've found
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Well, not exactly. The idea of identifying as someone beloning to a state is pretty ancient (as in the Greeks had a clear notion of being Greek and not Greek). The formation of nation states is more the idea of soverignty.
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Valkyrie_Lemons: At least, the Westphallian notion of a Nation State is.
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MetricFurlong: yeah, true
🔗 11:31
MetricFurlong: specifically in the case of Greeks, you were either greek or a 'barbarian' - so named because your language sounded like meaningless "bar bar" noises
🔗 11:31
MetricFurlong: (Language: pretty big deal in terms of notions of identity)
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Even when you speak the same language. I've been trying to tell Americans for years there's a U in Colour.
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MetricFurlong: I fear that's a bit of a lost cause at this point
🔗 11:35
MetricFurlong: I'll just be satisfied if we can get them to stop calling jam 'jelly'
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Hiramas: ah beautiful westphalia, land of water castles, good food and A LOT of catholics
🔗 11:35
Valkyrie_Lemons: Or say "Once" instead of "One-Time".
🔗 11:36
MetricFurlong: or just pronounce the 'h' in 'herbs'
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Hiramas: it was a sad day for the us people, but a wonderful day for Jon Stewarts future ratings
🔗 11:37
MetricFurlong: what was?
🔗 11:37
Hiramas: the election
🔗 11:37
MetricFurlong: oh right
🔗 11:37
MetricFurlong: how did that go?
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Stoffern: badly I gather
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Mooriarty: republican
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MetricFurlong: ah
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Nightvalien28: the US is so screwed
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Stoffern: Im so sorry
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Hiramas: if I were obama, I would just step back and let them suffer joe biden the next few years ;P
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Valkyrie_Lemons: GOP got a majority of 2 with 3 left to declare.
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Valkyrie_Lemons: (In the senate that is)
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Mooriarty: simply put, the US once again have put themselves in a situation where both parties need to agree on a point, or nothing will happen.
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Here's a good interactive map if you want to see the results in more detail. http://hosted.ap.org/interactives/2014/general-election-results/?SITE=BBCELN
🔗 11:40
Nightvalien28: I foresee another government shutdown in the future
🔗 11:40
MetricFurlong: which is unfortunate, because from what I've seen of it US politics looks to be one of the most extremely tribal us-vs-them systems out there
🔗 11:41
QuarterNote_: nothing will change
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QuarterNote_: instead of the senate stopping bills
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QuarterNote_: the president will just veto them
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Hiramas: the can overwrite the veto, you know
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QuarterNote_: they dont have a veto-proof majority
🔗 11:42
Hiramas: oh in that case...
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QuarterNote_: they need 66 senators
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QuarterNote_: 2/3rds
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brainstew: yeah they don't have uh whats it called
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QuarterNote_: to overturn a veto
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brainstew: a super majority?
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brainstew: maybe that is the term
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QuarterNote_: yes
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MetricFurlong: brainstew: absolute majority?
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QuarterNote_: they have a simple majority
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brainstew: One of those two
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Hiramas: the gop will just blame obama for everything then and in 2 years they will elect a republican idiot again
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QuarterNote_: i dont even think the house has a super majority
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QuarterNote_: hiramas no
🔗 11:43
brainstew: I don't know if they can find a good republican candidate for president...
🔗 11:43
QuarterNote_: the cycle is young people vote dem president
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QuarterNote_: SUCESS
🔗 11:43
brainstew: look how that went last time
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Valkyrie_Lemons: House is 178(D)/241(R)
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QuarterNote_: GOP wins midterms off anger at dem president
🔗 11:43
Valkyrie_Lemons: That was supposed to be ( R ) not a pirate.
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MetricFurlong: Hiramas: y'know, controversial as this may sound, I honestly haven't noticed a huge difference in Foreign policy from the US regardless of what party the president belongs to
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QuarterNote_: this makes the base that voted for president vote
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Although, it could have been a Fraudian Slip. : P
🔗 11:43
QuarterNote_: dem president
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QuarterNote_: ect ect ect
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Hiramas: Metric true, but who can blame him?
🔗 11:44
brainstew: Foreign policy isn't the issue to those who live here
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Merticfurlong, there are some people say that Obama is, increadibly, more conservative than Bush was on Foreign Policy.
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brainstew: I like my new, slightly cheaper healthcare
🔗 11:44
brainstew: it is important to me
🔗 11:44
brainstew: I would not get my medicine without it
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MetricFurlong: brainstew: fair point. It's relevant to Hiramas and myself though.
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QuarterNote_: bascially hillary will have an easy time winning in 2006
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QuarterNote_: 2016
🔗 11:45
QuarterNote_: because while catering to extreme views works for congress
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QuarterNote_: it doesnt for president
🔗 11:45
Hiramas: I don't know... maybe. The danger could drive people out
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MetricFurlong: Valkyrie_Lemons: thing is, I can actually see that
🔗 11:46
MetricFurlong: what with those whole 'drone strikes' things
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MetricFurlong: amongst other stuff
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Hiramas: Maybe conservative is not starting a war in this case? He certainly conserved lives....
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Nightvalien28: !nextfan
🔗 11:46
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🔗 11:46
brainstew: I dunno if Hilary is going to make it this year...I mean, obama showed her up out of nowhere, it could happen again
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Hiramas: For Obama, drones are propably the lesser evil
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MetricFurlong: well, he didn't launch any more full-scale invasions
🔗 11:47
brainstew: she is not very well liked overall
🔗 11:47
Valkyrie_Lemons: Hiramas, American lives maybe, but not Pakistani or Afgan lives in Drone Stikes.
🔗 11:47
MetricFurlong: so there's that
🔗 11:47
Valkyrie_Lemons: However, American Troops not dying does win you votes.
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QuarterNote_: brainstew she has experience, will get the women vote
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brainstew: yeah but another woman could usurp her
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QuarterNote_: thatll be enough
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QuarterNote_: the only one i could see doing that is that lady senator whats her name
🔗 11:47
Valkyrie_Lemons: Brainstew, Sarah Palin v Hilary Clinton?
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brainstew: she is not a good speaker and doesn't take blame well
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Hiramas: A full out war would have have cost more lives on the other side, too. I mean, I don't want to defend him, but I get how Obama is actually very powerless to change anything
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Nancy Pelosi?
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QuarterNote_: no
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brainstew: oh god if Gillibrand ran
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brainstew: I would campaign for that lady
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QuarterNote_: warren
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QuarterNote_: thats the one
🔗 11:48
brainstew: oh god
🔗 11:48
brainstew: she would just landslide
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Hiramas: elizabeth warren? I have heard of her somewhere
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brainstew: She got shot IN THE HEAD
🔗 11:49
brainstew: that is why
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Hiramas: ah, that one
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MetricFurlong: Hiramas: maybe, I still do think his recieving of the Nobel Peace Prize was a mistake though (although by no means the worst one to happen *cough*HenryKissenger*cough*)
🔗 11:50
Havtorn_Epsilon: !next
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🔗 11:50
Hiramas: the eu has gotten the nobel peace prize, kissenger got it. That prize doesn't mean a thing anymore. Obamas was a mistake though.
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brainstew: Oh wait, am I wrong?
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QuarterNote_: brainstew i think the dem nomination will be between warren, clinton and probably someone we have never heard of
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brainstew: I thought that was her
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brainstew: I would vote for warren, she is a smart lady
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QuarterNote_: warren is the one who has been massivly campaigning for students rights with regards to loans
🔗 11:51
Hiramas: ah no
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brainstew: oh then I'm wrong
🔗 11:51
Valkyrie_Lemons: Are you talking about the Arizona Representive, she was the one that was shot.
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brainstew: That was Giffords
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brainstew: she was shot in the head
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Hiramas: I have seen warren on Bill Maher i think, consumer protection bureau rings something
🔗 11:52
brainstew: Warren was the one who was trying to set up all of the commisions for Wallstreet stuff
🔗 11:52
QuarterNote_: best case scenario is that Ted Cruz is the GOP canidate
🔗 11:52
brainstew: and was just straight cockblocked
🔗 11:52
Hiramas: here I got one of the most important and most powerful cuntries in the world and what am I doing? Caring about US politics.....
🔗 11:53
Hiramas: oh I am sry, that was misspelled
🔗 11:53
Hiramas: *countries
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CaffeinatedLemur wanders on in
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MetricFurlong: hey Lemur
🔗 11:53
Hiramas: hey Lemur
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brainstew: qn, not Rand Paul?
🔗 11:53
Valkyrie_Lemons: Hiramas, hilariously misspelt.
🔗 11:53
Nightvalien28: good afternoon lemur
🔗 11:53
QuarterNote_: no rand paul might get ironic support
🔗 11:54
Hiramas: and damn escapist stop autoplaying your twitch streams!
🔗 11:54
brainstew: Hes no Ron Paul
🔗 11:55
QuarterNote_: the GOP would need to someone find a extremist who can appeal to the moderates
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QuarterNote_: which is impossible
🔗 11:55
Hiramas: the moderate center is where politics come to die
🔗 11:55
MetricFurlong: Ron Paul was that guy all the Teenage Internet Libertarians were up in arms about a while back, right?
🔗 11:55
QuarterNote_: they tried a straight moderate twice and both failed miserably
🔗 11:56
QuarterNote_: the best thing the GOP could do is to legalize gay marriage
🔗 11:56
QuarterNote_: because that would remove that huge issue from the 2016 election
🔗 11:57
QuarterNote_: dems win off social issues
🔗 11:57
brainstew: Well, they don't have to do it
🔗 11:57
Valkyrie_Lemons: GOP need a Hispanic candidate, or at least one that can appeal to them. It's a democraphic they are losing badly on, and it's a growing vote.
🔗 11:57
brainstew: because the SC has already done it
🔗 11:57
QuarterNote_: brainstew not officially and universally
🔗 11:58
brainstew: no, but by the time the elections come around I have a feeling it will only be an issue in a handful of states
🔗 11:58
brainstew: its moving faster and faster
🔗 11:58
Hiramas: on a side note, whatever Microsoft paid for the product placement on CNN, they sould sue it back
🔗 11:58
MetricFurlong: Hiramas: hmm?
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brainstew: The problem is all of their hispanic people are terrible people
🔗 11:59
squaredotcube: Maybe Microsoft should take a lesson and realize they're always going to be business-oriented, and no matter how hard they try they can't shake that off
🔗 11:59
MetricFurlong: Hiramas: heh heh
🔗 12:00
squaredotcube: Apple was always favored by press and artists, and they're going to find that a very hard market to enter.
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Hiramas: i actually like the surface tablets. and I like their mobile os. They are not perfect, but hardly anything is anyways
🔗 12:01
Hiramas: that android/windows hybrid tablet someone planned should have been made...
🔗 12:01
brainstew: I like the surface also
🔗 12:01
brainstew: it is priced a bit too high and has some issues still
🔗 12:01
squaredotcube: It's that business-minded approach that's getting in the way of their noticeably-forced transition
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brainstew: but if they can bring down the price and address some of them, it will be perfect
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Anubis169: yo :D
🔗 12:04
Anubis169 bounces in
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Hiramas: hey anubis
🔗 12:04
Anubis169: 'sup dude
🔗 12:04
Hiramas: i actually have nothing to play...
🔗 12:05
Anubis169: hmmz0rs...
🔗 12:05
Ravynn: Hey Anubis
🔗 12:05
Anubis169: yo
🔗 12:05
Anubis169: Hiramas, time for some...
🔗 12:05
Anubis169: Xcom?
🔗 12:06
MetricFurlong: Frog Fractions?
🔗 12:08
Hiramas: it's not really that I have no games to play, it's rather that I can't find the fun in them atm
🔗 12:09
MetricFurlong: I could recommend some games that aren't fun in the first place - then you'd have no problem Kappa
🔗 12:09
squaredotcube: Go get KSP and blow up some kerbals in suicidial craft Kappa
🔗 12:09
Hiramas: oh, good idea, i'll buy the new call of duty, then. Or maybe Slaughtering Grounds?
🔗 12:10
Hiramas: I have KSP but i am rather frustrated with it at the moment
🔗 12:10
Anubis169: hmm?
🔗 12:10
Anubis169: what's up?
🔗 12:11
Anubis169: (or better yet, make a craft that works by breaking the game physics)
🔗 12:11
Hiramas: I have a pretty good launcher rocket, but everytime i change the slightest thing on the payload, it fails
🔗 12:12
Hiramas: also, as much as I love sandbox things, i can't manage a goal for myself at the moment in KSP
🔗 12:15
napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 12:15
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (2:44 from now)
🔗 12:40
Sjlangenegger: !next
🔗 12:40
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (2:19 from now)
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Sjlangenegger: !halp
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🔗 12:44
Hiramas: fox news wants to release the name of the guy who shot bin laden...
🔗 12:45
ReverseCreations: Fox news wants a lot of things it shouldn't get, but I assume like the tantrum throwing 2 year old to the new mother <_< >_> I don't know where I was going with this, I just felt like calling Fox News a tantrum throwing 2 year old <_< >_>
🔗 12:46
Anubis169: ReverseCreations, that's because it's not news
🔗 12:46
Anubis169: it's entertainment that's commonly mistaken as news
🔗 12:46
ReverseCreations: Yeah well TV news seems to have a very very loose definition
🔗 12:46
Hiramas: that really may be the ONE secret I want the US to keep.....
🔗 12:47
Anubis169: Fox News contains about as much actual news as the History Channel contains actual history now
🔗 12:47
ReverseCreations: Isn't that the same case though for CNN and MSNBC? At the least I know CNN is a pretty decent train wreck for news reporting.
🔗 12:48
ReverseCreations: though Faux news is its own special butterfly in the world of train wrecks so hmmm
🔗 12:48
Anubis169: i much prefer Al Jazeera
🔗 12:48
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> A new Crapshot, and a new door-to-door business model. https://t.co/87sRmcbFBV
🔗 12:48
ReverseCreations: I generally prefer distance from any sort of cable news, though yeah if I had to choose one to trust it would probably be Al Jazeera
🔗 12:48
Anubis169: they're the closest thing to unbiased i've managed to find (apart from they're not allowed to say stuff about the Qatari royal family)
🔗 12:49
ReverseCreations: yeah, and we can definitely give them props for their coverage and appearance at DB007.
🔗 12:50
Anubis169: oh right they did that :D
🔗 12:50
Hiramas: yay crapshot, at least one fun thing today
🔗 12:50
ReverseCreations: I had forgotten that Schauffler used to be at King 5 until that DB coverage
🔗 12:50
Hiramas: al jazeera was at desertbus?
🔗 12:50
ReverseCreations: oh yay moar Andy
🔗 12:51
ReverseCreations: Yeah, remember the news crew that was there? that was Al Jazeera America
🔗 12:52
Hiramas: i have never had the pleasure of a desert bus
🔗 12:52
CaffeinatedLemur: cantwearhats "Diving in...CWH Plays Bioshock" playing BioShock is LIVE: http://www.twitch.tv/cantwearhats
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ReverseCreations: ahh well then, yeah it was pretty awesome to see, but they did give some air time to cover what was going on at DB last year, and I hope they return again this year.
🔗 12:55
ReverseCreations: not to mention, Allen Schauffler who conducted the interviews and such, was an amazing sport about everything, even played a couple rounds of Newscaster.
🔗 12:56
Cossak11: !next
🔗 12:56
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (2:03 from now)
🔗 12:57
CaffeinatedLemur: they were great sports
🔗 12:57
ReverseCreations: We were given the great gift of what? 3 butt shots of the Camera guy?
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Hiramas: maybe alex should play metro 2033 redux next? to keep the theme?
🔗 13:05
MetricFurlong: but the Alice dress...
🔗 13:06
zyme86: !next
🔗 13:06
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:53 from now)
🔗 13:06
zzjing: !nextfan
🔗 13:06
LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Wed 11:45 AM PST (1:21 ago), StreamBros (www.twitch.tv/streambros?) at Wed 09:00 PM PST (7:53 from now)
🔗 13:06
ReverseCreations: All glory to the Mystery Box.
🔗 13:10
Chilie_Ilya: !next
🔗 13:10
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:49 from now)
🔗 13:10
MetricFurlong: No, all hail Pudding
🔗 13:10
Chilie_Ilya: hm, a chance to do something useful
🔗 13:10
Chilie_Ilya: nah, !procrastinate
🔗 13:11
ReverseCreations: I've got an hour to kill hrm.
🔗 13:11
Chilie_Ilya: hrm?
🔗 13:11
ReverseCreations: kind of like an angry hm <_< ^^''
🔗 13:11
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 13:11
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 13:12
Chilie_Ilya: !roll d10
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Chilie_Ilya: !help
🔗 13:12
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MetricFurlong: there's a new crapshot, which should take care of a couple of minutes
🔗 13:12
zyme86: !jund
🔗 13:12
LRRbot: Just JUND 'EM OUT.
🔗 13:12
ReverseCreations: Yeah took care like lik 3-4 from rewatching it, and rewatching the Kathleen wanting major sponsor crapshot
🔗 13:12
Hiramas: what was the new command from last checkpoint?
🔗 13:13
MetricFurlong: plus Feed Dump, if people haven't seen it yet
🔗 13:13
ReverseCreations: hmm I did mean to go back and watch that one again, it's pretty *** golden lol
🔗 13:13
Chilie_Ilya: Hiramas press lrrEFF to pay respect
🔗 13:13
Hiramas: ah right
🔗 13:14
Chilie_Ilya: !d6
🔗 13:14
LRRbot: Mystery Box!
🔗 13:16
Flikerz1: !eff
🔗 13:17
Chilie_Ilya: ^ should be a thing
🔗 13:17
MetricFurlong: I don't think you'd really need one on a Kathleen stream
🔗 13:18
Flikerz1: I agree D6 should be a thing
🔗 13:18
MetricFurlong: speaking of which, any word on what she's playing now that Devil Survivor is done
🔗 13:18
Flikerz1: also this music is hella chill.
🔗 13:18
MetricFurlong: it'll get less chill
🔗 13:18
Valkyrie_Lemons: I guess something short before DB.
🔗 13:19
CaffeinatedLemur: new crapshot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KG25-7y324
🔗 13:19
Flikerz1: oh sweet, it does get less chill
🔗 13:19
MetricFurlong: Valkyrie_Lemons: Half-minute Hero?
🔗 13:19
Flikerz1: ALSO, to any that wanted to know mtgo is back online
🔗 13:19
Flikerz1: OH i know that game!
🔗 13:20
Flikerz1: Its kinda like clicker quest i guess..
🔗 13:20
ReverseCreations: yeah, reconfirmed, today's Feed Dump is amazing
🔗 13:21
Valkyrie_Lemons: Metricfurlong, hmm, maybe. But I honestly have no idea.
🔗 13:21
Pandasandpancakes: !next
🔗 13:21
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:38 from now)
🔗 13:21
MetricFurlong: well, like Clickerquest aside from having some actual, y'know, content :p
🔗 13:22
Anaerin: Clickerquest? You mean that Progress Quest rip-off?
🔗 13:22
ReverseCreations: Something short, so like....crap I can't think of any sub 30 hour Jrpgs off the top of my head >_<
🔗 13:22
Anaerin: reversecreations: FF1?
🔗 13:22
MetricFurlong: well, Fate Extra is under 30 hours
🔗 13:23
ReverseCreations: is FF1 short than 30 hours?
🔗 13:23
MetricFurlong: but is unlikely to be of much use to anyone not familiar with the wider franchise
🔗 13:23
MetricFurlong: actually pretty good aside from that though
🔗 13:24
ReverseCreations: all the Jrpgs on the top of my head are of the 50-60 hour variety, Persona 4, Wild Arms, Xenogears hm
🔗 13:24
Flikerz1: should could do a jrpg on an eulator
🔗 13:24
Valkyrie_Lemons: Reversecreations, Yes, but I don't know if they would have a copy of it.
🔗 13:24
MetricFurlong: some of the inde 'JRPGs - but not usually from Japan' probably fall under the 30 hours mark
🔗 13:24
Pandasandpancakes: The only Sub 30 hour JRPG I can think of is the first Golden Sun game.
🔗 13:24
Flikerz1: and do it at %1000 speed
🔗 13:24
MetricFurlong: ooh, Golden Sun
🔗 13:24
MetricFurlong: I played the hell out of that back in the day
🔗 13:24
Flikerz1: yeh thats not the full game tho... thats like 1/4 of a game...
🔗 13:25
ReverseCreations: Still would love to see Kathleen play EarthBound on stream, but that is definitely the 60 hour variety
🔗 13:25
Anaerin: flikerz1: So, a TAS then.
🔗 13:25
Flikerz1: and its ending is ballisticly "insert disk 2"
🔗 13:25
Flikerz1: XD
🔗 13:25
MetricFurlong: the sequel was good though
🔗 13:26
MetricFurlong: stupidly fiddling password-based save transfer aside
🔗 13:26
MetricFurlong: *fiddly
🔗 13:26
MetricFurlong: don't think I ever played the third
🔗 13:26
ReverseCreations: it might be a bit late since Halloween is over, but would be interesting to see Kathleen play a game like Danganronpa
🔗 13:26
Flikerz1: I dont have a 3ds so i never played the 3rd ither..
🔗 13:26
Pandasandpancakes: Lets see, short JRPGs...I remember Radiant Historia being quite short....
🔗 13:26
Flikerz1: @reaversecreations: should i google that?
🔗 13:27
Pandasandpancakes: Flikerz1 Yes, if you like visual novels, both it and the sequel are pretty great.
🔗 13:27
ReverseCreations: really? Radiant Historia? I don't see how that's short, I mean I haven't beaten it, but I'm like 12-17 hours in and only in like the third chapter
🔗 13:27
Anaerin: See, JRPGs are short. Here's FFIV done in 2:53:14 - http://tasvideos.org/1149M.html
🔗 13:27
ReverseCreations: Yeah, I haven't played the first but I watched the Anime for it, and definitely am considering picking up the second one
🔗 13:28
ReverseCreations: yeah short when you break shitty programming haha
🔗 13:28
MetricFurlong: Visual Novels, huh? Well there's Song of Saya, that's pretty short Kappa
🔗 13:28
ReverseCreations: That's like saying "Money is super easy in Wild Arms, all you have to do is abuse the herb glitch"
🔗 13:29
Hiramas: there are now 400 comments on the last big picture... This must be golden times come again, write gamergate on your page an reap the clicks!
🔗 13:29
napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 13:29
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:30 from now)
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ReverseCreations: And Danganronpa is a VN in the same way the Trauma Center games/Ace Attorney is, I think, again I haven't played the game itself, but it seemed from the Anime the mechanics that were transferred over included evidence hunting, and going through the class trials
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Pandasandpancakes: Reversecreations: I've got my copy of Radiant Historia here: my first playthrough logged 34 hours. Second, 100% run, 40 hours. So nowhere near Golden Sun short, but still.
🔗 13:30
MetricFurlong: Hiramas: don't read escapist comment threads
🔗 13:30
Hiramas: i know i know metric, i know
🔗 13:30
Hiramas: *very long and sad sigh*
🔗 13:31
ReverseCreations: Huh, maybe I've been idling too much and haven't been 100% focused on it
🔗 13:31
MetricFurlong: but yeah 'short JRPGs' aren't very common
🔗 13:31
ReverseCreations: I love that with the FF's on Steam alt tabbing actually pauses the timer
🔗 13:32
ReverseCreations: FFVII I show 89 hours on the steam version
🔗 13:32
Pandasandpancakes: Metricfurlong What about that 10 hour Breath Of Fire Game (was it 4 or 5? I forget)
🔗 13:32
ReverseCreations: for the game clock on a save that has grinded for and cleared out Ruby and Emerald Weapon
🔗 13:32
MetricFurlong: oh yeah, Breath of Fire was a franchise
🔗 13:32
MetricFurlong: that existed
🔗 13:32
ReverseCreations: Was probably BoFV
🔗 13:33
ReverseCreations: 2 and 3 were amazing
🔗 13:33
ReverseCreations: 4 wasn't too bad but I didn't like it as much
🔗 13:33
ReverseCreations: and well 5...5 had ideas...they were interesting, but I haven't gotten very far into it
🔗 13:33
ReverseCreations: and well actually with 3
🔗 13:33
Pandasandpancakes: I my first experience of BoF was 2 on the GBA - man that was a weird experience.
🔗 13:33
MetricFurlong: actually, I recall the first Shadow Hearts probably isn't much more than 30-40 hours if you're going for the true ending
🔗 13:34
MetricFurlong: (the 'false' ending takes longer)
🔗 13:34
ReverseCreations: 3 is possibly one of the best damn games out there...until this tiny little obstacle called or well I believed called "THAT *** DESERT!"
🔗 13:34
MetricFurlong: I think I played BoF1 when it was ported to the BGA
🔗 13:34
MetricFurlong: don't remember a lot about it though
🔗 13:35
ReverseCreations: I've been thinking about picking up BoF2 on the GBA, but my taste might be satisfied after playing it again on the SNES
🔗 13:35
MetricFurlong: *GBA
🔗 13:36
MetricFurlong: I would, but unofortunately my DS had an unfortunate accident with a flight of stairs back in about '07
🔗 13:36
Canageek: reversecreations: I was enjoying that, but it got really depressing near the end, and the final dungeon had a huge difficulty spike
🔗 13:37
MetricFurlong: '08, sorry
🔗 13:37
ReverseCreations: @Canageek BoF3 or 2?
🔗 13:37
Canageek: reversecreations, 2 I think.
🔗 13:37
MetricFurlong: it would have to have been then as I remember having beaten Advance Wars: [title varies depending on which continent you're on]
🔗 13:38
ReverseCreations: also for a save in FFVII that cleared Ruby and Emerald, it clocked in at 51 hours with having alt tab stop the in game clock
🔗 13:39
Canageek: reversecreations, This would be about 2007
🔗 13:39
MetricFurlong: In terms of what K might be playing, I recall 'Cthulu saves the world' being mentioned a bit
🔗 13:39
ReverseCreations: yeah, fair enough, I just got to Infinity in my recent play through, still need to do some catch up grinding in the save to make it a little bit smoother
🔗 13:40
ReverseCreations: that would be fun and relatively short, I think Zeboyd games has it at around a 7-9 hour game give or take
🔗 13:41
ReverseCreations: So I picked up Wild Arms 1 and 2 off PSN...and I'm trying to playthrough 1 again before playing through 2....this might take awhile >_<
🔗 13:41
Walkingharder: !next
🔗 13:41
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:18 from now)
🔗 13:42
ThatDangSkeleton: !next
🔗 13:42
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:17 from now)
🔗 13:43
Omni_42: !next
🔗 13:43
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:16 from now)
🔗 13:44
ReverseCreations: I almost miss the loose programming of the PS1 era games lol
🔗 13:47
Pandasandpancakes: !help
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Pandasandpancakes: !fansched
🔗 13:47
LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: CantWearHats Stream at Wed 11:45 AM PST (2:02 ago), StreamBros (www.twitch.tv/streambros?) at Wed 09:00 PM PST (7:12 from now)
🔗 13:51
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 13:51
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 13:53
Pyrelight: !next
🔗 13:53
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:06 from now)
🔗 13:53
MetricFurlong: not too long now
🔗 13:54
Pyrelight: aww, over an hour until I can ask Kathleen to drop her post Desert Bus RPG and go for Citizens of Earth when it releases
🔗 13:54
Pandasandpancakes: Less than 9 days, everyone...https://desertbus.org/
🔗 13:55
MetricFurlong: 9 days until your sleep schedules collapse
🔗 13:55
Pandasandpancakes: Also, idea for LRRbot: Countdown to the next DesertBus.
🔗 13:56
Pyrelight: My sleep schedule has already been on the fritz since we got an hour back, I'm not sure it can take another shock so soon.
🔗 13:57
cyberpunkpilot: !next
🔗 13:57
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (1:02 from now)
🔗 13:58
ReverseCreations: I was somewhat looking forward to just having an abyssmal sleeping schedule during this years Desert Bus, then stuff came up and I can't have no sleep as of the 17th so damn v_v
🔗 13:58
Ravynn: So I see that Adam somehow got a copy of Hatoful Boyfriend....
🔗 13:58
Chilie_Ilya: Reversecreations condolences
🔗 13:59
ReverseCreations: Can't argue too much, it marks the end of a 2 year job hunt ;D
🔗 13:59
Dusk_Shine: One of Bus, one of Bus!
🔗 14:00
Chilie_Ilya: ???? ?????? ?? ??????????? ?? ??????????????? ???? ?3
🔗 14:00
Chilie_Ilya: ***
🔗 14:00
Chilie_Ilya: I'll switch my condolences to congratulations then
🔗 14:01
Pyrelight: Watching the feed dump for the week, I have a question. What are the symptoms of lesser fucktontwip?
🔗 14:01
Pandasandpancakes: Reversecreations : I started my current job the same week as DB007. I was looking forward to racking up my internet bill too...
🔗 14:03
ReverseCreations: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
🔗 14:03
ReverseCreations: Majora's Mask confirmed for Q1 for 3DS!!!!!
🔗 14:03
ReverseCreations: This news makes me unreasonably happy
🔗 14:03
MetricFurlong: Chilie_Ilya: Betterttv has an auto-translate, but I'll be damned if I know what language it translated your comment *to*
🔗 14:03
Valkyrie_Lemons: Awesome.
🔗 14:03
Ravynn: !!! What?! ReverseCreations LINK!
🔗 14:04
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Ravynn, Yes, Link is in Majora's Mask. : 3
🔗 14:04
Ravynn shakes a fist at Valkyrie_Lemons
🔗 14:05
ReverseCreations: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FIRST PAY CHECK NINTENDO!
🔗 14:05
Pandasandpancakes: Ooh, shiny...
🔗 14:05
Pandasandpancakes: DEAR GOD, THE MOON IS EVEN SCARIER THAN BEFORE.
🔗 14:06
ReverseCreations: I tried playing MM after getting my 3DS and OoT, and I just couldn't do it, my mind couldn't deal with the N64 graphics for it. and I was worried it wasn't coming to 3DS before the next handheld, and omg I'm so unreasonable jazzed about this, Chat, SOOOOOO JAZZED.
🔗 14:06
Ravynn: That moon is just as terrifying as my childhood remembers it to be
🔗 14:07
Graffitie: !next
🔗 14:07
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (52m from now)
🔗 14:07
ReverseCreations: I'm ready to be terrified by the moon, like Superman is ready to hurl it into the Sun!
🔗 14:09
ReverseCreations: This week is turning into the best week
🔗 14:09
ReverseCreations: What's next, Square Enix admitting that they had a secret PC port locked away for FFIX and decided to have the good conscious to release it to Steam!?
🔗 14:10
MetricFurlong: don't say that you fool, now terrible things have to happen to balance it out
🔗 14:10
Chilie_Ilya: Metricfurlong it was gibberish, wrong keyboard layout
🔗 14:11
ReverseCreations: Bad things already happened, there was that Midterm election yesterday.
🔗 14:11
Pandasandpancakes: "Atlus: Persona 5 will be a Dreamcast exclusive"
🔗 14:11
ReverseCreations: "Atari decides to do an HD remake of E.T."
🔗 14:12
MetricFurlong: 'EA buys Valve'
🔗 14:12
ReverseCreations: Oh god, that's almost as bad a thought, Metricfurlong, as Bad Rats 2 being announced.
🔗 14:13
Pandasandpancakes: "The 3DS causes liver disease"
🔗 14:13
napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 14:13
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (46m from now)
🔗 14:13
ReverseCreations: Some games on the 3DS do probably cause massive amounts of alchoholism, so that is actually probably true, Panda. lol
🔗 14:13
Ravynn: CoughAnimalCrossingCough
🔗 14:14
Anaerin: reversecreations: You know, someone wrote an article (with code) on how to fix ET for the Atari.
🔗 14:14
Ceris75: !next
🔗 14:14
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (45m from now)
🔗 14:14
Ceris75: Woo Hoo just enought time to get in another Binding of Issac run
🔗 14:14
Pandasandpancakes: "Bioware: We're bored with RPGs: we're going to make brown shooters instead"
🔗 14:14
MetricFurlong: 'Mr Resetti now included as integral feature in every Nintendo game'
🔗 14:15
SohNata: So in pre-KSTW talk, SMTIV on 3DS is really quite good
🔗 14:15
ReverseCreations: "Persona 5 cancelled, until we can no longer milk Persona 4."
🔗 14:15
Pandasandpancakes: "Nintendo: Ou rnew rebranded WiiU will be exclusively shaped like Tingle's face"
🔗 14:15
Pandasandpancakes: *Our new, jeez.
🔗 14:16
ReverseCreations: "Saints Row 5 will take inspiration from GTAIV."
🔗 14:16
MetricFurlong: "GOG.com announced the DRM-free policy a failyr, games to all have SecuROM and constant online connection applied retroactively"
🔗 14:17
MetricFurlong: *failure
🔗 14:17
Ravynn: "Everything in Desura has been Greenlit for inclusion into Steam"
🔗 14:18
Pandasandpancakes: "Square Enix: Kingdom Hearts 3 is now a flappy bird clone"
🔗 14:18
Kurisugohan: D:
🔗 14:18
ReverseCreations: "Steam Greenlight now only way for games to come to Steam"
🔗 14:18
Kurisugohan: DD:
🔗 14:18
Pandasandpancakes: "Steam: Everybody gets a free copy of Air Control"
🔗 14:18
Ravynn: "Humble Bundle actually never gave any money to charity, instead it's all been a ruse by Jack Thompson to get reinstated to the Florida Bar"
🔗 14:19
Anaerin: "Half-Life 3 confirmed to be a Resistance Vs. Combine MOBA"
🔗 14:19
ReverseCreations: "Mother 3 coming to US markets: Just kidding APRIL'S FOOLS...few months late"
🔗 14:19
MetricFurlong: "KOTOR3 confirmed; coming as 'spiritual successor' to Dungeon Keeper Mobile"
🔗 14:19
Ravynn: Filthy, MetricFurlong. That's just Filthy
🔗 14:20
ReverseCreations: "Square Enix decides to unlearn lesson learned from Bravely Default outselling Lightning Returns."
🔗 14:20
Atifexe: 'EA announces purchase of Dwarf Fortress IP; plans to release first installment of "Slaves to Armok" trilogy for early 2016'
🔗 14:20
Pandasandpancakes: "Double Fine: Tim Schafer quits to start his own pizza restaurant"
🔗 14:21
King__of__Spades: !stream
🔗 14:21
ReverseCreations: That would be a sad day, but I imagine that would be some fuckawesome pizza
🔗 14:21
CoyoteSans: Which promptly bankrupts after Tim over-engineers thee first order.
🔗 14:21
Ravynn: The stories those Pizzas would tell though...and the character designs....
🔗 14:22
Hiramas: is it halloween again? this all sounds horrible
🔗 14:22
Pandasandpancakes: "SuperGiant Games: We can no longer afford Logan Cunningham for the voiceovers".
🔗 14:22
ReverseCreations: yeah Tim Schafer Pizza would be Charming as ***!
🔗 14:22
CoyoteSans: That's the problem with fever dreams: they very interesting, but never come to satisfying conclusions.
🔗 14:23
Atifexe: On the topic of positive ideas that will never happen, 'Richard Ridings confirmed as voice actor for new villain in upcoming Pixar/Dreamworks collaboration'
🔗 14:23
Hiramas: sadly nobody has come up with viable code to procedually generate delicious pizza yet
🔗 14:23
ReverseCreations: All I know is Majora's Mask coming to 3DS isn't a fever dream, and I am now unreasonably hyped for it!
🔗 14:23
Anaerin: "Ion Storm confirmed to be re-forming, making Deus Ex 2 as mobile game with microtransactions to buy augmentations and ammunition"
🔗 14:23
Pandasandpancakes: "Notch: I just want to make pornographic visual novels"
🔗 14:24
Ravynn: HIramas there's a totally great procedural code, it's called an actual Italian
🔗 14:24
ReverseCreations: anyway I'll be back later, got some paper work to go sign and stuff, super fun :D
🔗 14:24
Hiramas: well, I admit, Italians are generated from individual seeds, too. Though I believe some have to be robots assembled by the vatican
🔗 14:25
Atifexe: Actually, Richard Ridings, Sir Christopher Lee, and Tim Curry would be my ideal choices for a triumvirate of villains in an ongoing movie series.
🔗 14:25
Hiramas: Valve: We will release a new Half Life every november, the first will be Half Life: Advanced Combine
🔗 14:25
SohNata: !next
🔗 14:25
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (34m from now)
🔗 14:26
Pandasandpancakes: "Nintendo: Shigeru Miyamoto fired for buying an XBox for a relative"
🔗 14:26
Ravynn: Atifexe I thought you were about to say they would be your ideal choices for a triumvirate of villains making pizza...
🔗 14:26
MetricFurlong: "Advance Wars series to be revived as gritty Military FPS titles"
🔗 14:26
Omega_Lairon: Is Kathleen still playing SMT?
🔗 14:26
MetricFurlong: nope
🔗 14:26
Atifexe: Ravynn: I feel like that could be a central plot element.
🔗 14:26
MetricFurlong: finished it last week
🔗 14:27
Ravynn: Atifexe let's get top men working on this. Top Men!
🔗 14:27
CoyoteSans: That one actually happened, Metricfurlong. It promoptly ended the series.
🔗 14:27
Anaerin: "At industry party, Drunk 343 execs sign exclusive deal to make next 3 Halo games PS4 exclusive"
🔗 14:27
Atifexe: Ravynn Loosely based on Samurai Pizza Cats?
🔗 14:27
CoyoteSans: Well, minus the FPS part.
🔗 14:27
Ravynn: Atifexe I like the way you think!
🔗 14:27
SohNata: Did we finish Devil Survivor last itme ouit?
🔗 14:28
MetricFurlong: yes
🔗 14:28
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 14:28
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 14:28
Compleatly: what is Kathleen playing these days
🔗 14:28
Pyrelight: "Final Fantasy reimagined as a Roguelike - The story ends when YOU DIE!"
🔗 14:28
CoyoteSans: We survived the devils. And the moaning angels, too.
🔗 14:28
Omega_Lairon: More X-2!
🔗 14:28
Omega_Lairon: >_>
🔗 14:28
SohNata: Sweet. So we find out the new game today :D
🔗 14:28
Atifexe: Pyrelight: I feel like a Final Fantasy roguelike could actually work.
🔗 14:29
Pandasandpancakes: "ThatGameCompany: Jenova Chen quits to work on Football Manager 2016"
🔗 14:29
Atifexe: Not as a numbered FF, but as a spinoff, it could be functional.
🔗 14:29
Omega_Lairon: Wasn't the Crydtal Chronicles series vaguely roguelike? And don't forget Chocobos Dungeon
🔗 14:29
MetricFurlong: "FFVII HD remake confirmed: as sequel to All The Bravest"
🔗 14:29
Omega_Lairon: ^Crystal
🔗 14:30
Hiramas: Bethesda: Elder Scrolls Online is profitable enough, we will stop making titels. In other News: Fallout MMO confirmed
🔗 14:30
Atifexe: The Fallout MMO was a thing, I thought, until it lost funding.
🔗 14:30
Pandasandpancakes: Omega_lairon Crystal Chronicles wasn't, nor were the DS spin-offs. Can't comment on Chocobo's Dungeon.
🔗 14:30
Chilie_Ilya hails Omega_lairon
🔗 14:31
Chilie_Ilya: long time no see
🔗 14:31
CoyoteSans: I wonder what the Elder Scrolls Online servers look like these days.
🔗 14:31
Hiramas: Disney: Marvel creative leadership was given to George Lucas
🔗 14:31
Omega_Lairon: Ahoy Chilie. Yeah, I'm usually working during streams, but now I'm not, so I'm happy until all my money eventually runs out
🔗 14:31
CoyoteSans: I keep getting a mental image of that dead MMO in that one social link in P3 when I try to imagine it.
🔗 14:31
Hiramas: CoyoteSans people tell me it has gotten better and better. Also Userbase seems to be big enough.
🔗 14:32
MetricFurlong: "Live action remakes of Akira and Ghost In the Shell still happening for some inexplicable reason"
🔗 14:32
Dusk_Shine: Okay, Splatoon is starting to grow on me
🔗 14:32
Hiramas: Has the gits thing been canceled?
🔗 14:32
MetricFurlong: (that statement is actually true)
🔗 14:33
Pandasandpancakes: "No Man's Sky: we can only afford to have the game's server's running for a week, 2 weeks tops"
🔗 14:33
CoyoteSans: Jurrassic World is still going to be a thing, I've stopped being horrified by Hollywood at this point.
🔗 14:34
Hiramas: huh, ok. Anime adaptations have been rather obscure. I wonder if Ghost in the Shell would be good thing? Don't know. It could certainly profit from a more drastic contrast between organics and robotics....
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: Is everyone here just waiting incase a surprise stream comes along? I'm new to LRR
🔗 14:34
Pandasandpancakes: !next
🔗 14:34
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (25m from now)
🔗 14:34
SohNata: Mostly waiting for Kathleen's stream, but people are usually around
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: ah
🔗 14:34
LoadingReadyRun: SUPRISE!
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: lol
🔗 14:34
Hiramas: hey!
🔗 14:34
Chilie_Ilya: Artofdadress we like to chat with the chat
🔗 14:34
Omega_Lairon: Bwahh!
🔗 14:34
Meltalar: yay! surprise!
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: I KNEWIT
🔗 14:34
Chilie_Ilya: !bawk
🔗 14:34
LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 14:34
Morgoth_bauglyr: (???)?
🔗 14:34
Valkyrie_Lemons: Yay! Suprises!
🔗 14:34
LoadingReadyRun: Nah, just messing with you.
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: AW
🔗 14:34
LoadingReadyRun: Kathleen will be on in 25
🔗 14:34
ArtofDaDress: JERK
🔗 14:34
Dusk_Shine: Gyah! ouO
🔗 14:35
CoyoteSans: I'm just here so I don't forget, because I apparently don't understand how twitter or alarm clocks work.
🔗 14:35
Valkyrie_Lemons: Unless it's a suprise test. Which I would still enjoy.
🔗 14:35
MetricFurlong: Hiramas: well, the current tipped director is the guy behind Snow White and the Huntsman so...
🔗 14:35
Pandasandpancakes: suprise regularly scheduled stream!
🔗 14:35
Hiramas: meh
🔗 14:35
Hiramas: although I hated Star Trek but im optimistic for star wars. A bad movie is not always the directors fault...
🔗 14:35
ArtofDaDress: who's chatting wi\th us right now, lrr?
🔗 14:36
Valkyrie_Lemons: I decided to rewatch the Watch and Play of Zoo-Race and YouTestimate and it's still as funny the second time around.
🔗 14:36
MetricFurlong: oh the production and the script staff don't look to be great either
🔗 14:36
Mowdownjoe: So, just came back in from the Nintendo Direct. Kathleen's going to be buying a new 3DSXL.
🔗 14:36
Hiramas: Valkyrie_Lemons I want to rewatch jazzpunk, but its nowhere to be found :(
🔗 14:36
Hiramas: Metric, well then. Another entry into a lovable IP people want to forget
🔗 14:37
ArtofDaDress: When are LetsNOPE's, generally?
🔗 14:37
Hiramas: Friday night
🔗 14:37
ArtofDaDress: mk
🔗 14:37
MetricFurlong: ArtofDaDress http://loadingreadyrun.com/live
🔗 14:37
Meltalar: we still demand the cute gif of the dog, which was a cat obviously in Kathleens eyes!
🔗 14:37
MetricFurlong: for the schedule
🔗 14:37
Chilie_Ilya: What Metric said
🔗 14:37
SketchyDetails: Hey everybody? Wheres the derpsman?
🔗 14:38
MrTulip: !next
🔗 14:38
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (21m from now)
🔗 14:38
MetricFurlong: soon
🔗 14:38
Chilie_Ilya: Oh! Academt draft
🔗 14:38
Hiramas: I still wish someone would turn my near favourite books ínto a tv show and anime form would be totally acceptable to me, but surely not to other readers...
🔗 14:39
Chilie_Ilya: Hiramas I forsee many problems with "vision"
🔗 14:39
Hiramas: ?
🔗 14:39
MetricFurlong: I'm okay with my favourite books staying books, to be honest
🔗 14:40
Hiramas: since the books I mean are scifi pulp, there isn't a lot to ruin and with some decent writers, it could be really fun
🔗 14:40
Chilie_Ilya: Well, certain people see certain fiction pieces completely differently, so an adaptation may turn out to be a completely different beast from what you envisioned when you read it.
🔗 14:41
Chilie_Ilya: oh.
🔗 14:41
MetricFurlong: wait, Simcity?
🔗 14:41
LoadingReadyRun: You guys are never going to guess what I'm playing today
🔗 14:41
SketchyDetails: A lost fleet miniseries would be amazing.
🔗 14:41
SohNata: Football Manager 2015
🔗 14:41
Hiramas: possible Chilie
🔗 14:41
SohNata: Don't deny it Kathleen
🔗 14:41
LoadingReadyRun: MY DREAMS WILL BECOME A NIGHTMARE REALITY
🔗 14:42
SketchyDetails: I refuse to guess.
🔗 14:42
Meltalar: the bird dating thing?^^
🔗 14:42
MetricFurlong: @LRR: we wouldn't, if you hadn't put it in the title
🔗 14:42
Chilie_Ilya: Cat simulator?
🔗 14:42
Omega_Lairon: I find that hard to believe... there's a finite amount of games, eventually, someone will guess it
🔗 14:42
SohNata: Oooo. Kathleen Builds The World!
🔗 14:42
ArtofDaDress: Is it Revenge of the Kitties?
🔗 14:42
Hiramas: It's a funny thing that almost nobody knows the larges series of scifi books ever written. Over one million sold books!
🔗 14:42
🔗 14:42
SohNata: I thought I was being witty, then realised that was the title already.
🔗 14:42
Chilie_Ilya: Confirmed Sim City
🔗 14:42
Hiramas: it is centered around germany, though
🔗 14:42
LoadingReadyRun: See today's Feed Dump for more info
🔗 14:43
🔗 14:43
Morgoth_bauglyr: SADS simulator
🔗 14:43
ArtofDaDress: Is it Romanian Princess Simulator 2015?
🔗 14:43
Valkyrie_Lemons: The next question is: Which Sim City?
🔗 14:43
squaredotcube: If I were Alex I'd be cautious not to piss off Kathleen and Tally now
🔗 14:43
Chilie_Ilya: It's Space CIV playing as Space Romania
🔗 14:44
MetricFurlong: Valkyrie_Lemons: 2013, according to the title
🔗 14:44
Meltalar: well will you build the nuclear destruction ring mentioned in the Feed Dumb 177, crafting with skeletons. BTW i like your new evil lipstick!
🔗 14:44
Valkyrie_Lemons: Ah, so the only one I have never played.
🔗 14:44
Morgoth_bauglyr: skull bunting is very metal
🔗 14:45
Compleatly: Are you guys hyped for the Lunar Module yet
🔗 14:45
MetricFurlong: module hype!
🔗 14:45
Chilie_Ilya: Hiramas, I wonder what the threshold is for popular books to be turned into films.
🔗 14:45
ArtofDaDress: lunar module?
🔗 14:46
Chilie_Ilya: Generally speaking
🔗 14:46
Hiramas: Chilie projected money
🔗 14:46
Compleatly: the location for DB8, Artofdadress
🔗 14:46
Hiramas: this is going to be an interesting stream
🔗 14:46
MetricFurlong: Chilie_Ilya: whatever some random executive has heard about on Tuesday morning?
🔗 14:46
Valkyrie_Lemons: Chilie_ilya, Also the amount of Teenage Girls who like the book.
🔗 14:46
Hiramas: @Loadingreadyrun you could make a region and invite a few people to join you?
🔗 14:46
Valkyrie_Lemons: Seriously, they are a huge demographic to target.
🔗 14:46
Pandasandpancakes: Artofdadress : see the latest DB news: https://desertbus.org/
🔗 14:47
MetricFurlong: the loss of the flush count is a bit of a sting though
🔗 14:48
LoadingReadyRun: Hiramas, I could... but this is literally my first time playing this game, so I don't know how.
🔗 14:48
Chilie_Ilya: Metrics have the wonderful property of being interesting and sad at the same time
🔗 14:48
SohNata: Okay, Feed Dump watched. This is gonna be great.
🔗 14:48
quinniac: watching feed dump now
🔗 14:48
Hiramas: I don't own the game out of protest, but I am sure some people could help you?
🔗 14:49
Chilie_Ilya: Hiramas, same here :D
🔗 14:49
Compleatly: metricfurlong, I'm sure they'll give Engineering a flush sound effect to make all of those strange, strange people happy
🔗 14:49
All_Mankind: ooh, a twist on the save the world project eh
🔗 14:49
squaredotcube: I have an idea of what it could be... All I can say is that death does tend to be the end
🔗 14:49
MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: looks that way
🔗 14:49
Mowdownjoe: Wait, is actual Sim City being played? Huh...
🔗 14:49
ArtofDaDress: !next
🔗 14:49
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 03:00 PM PST (10m from now)
🔗 14:50
Pandasandpancakes: We don't know which SimCity though: it could be SimCity 3000
🔗 14:50
Scw55: hola
🔗 14:50
Compleatly: IT says Simcity 2013 in the title
🔗 14:50
MetricFurlong: out of curiosity, does this verion of Simcity have a 'Demonic Invaison' feature?
🔗 14:50
Compleatly: the Twitch subtitle*
🔗 14:50
Pandasandpancakes: Ah. Well then, never mind.
🔗 14:50
ArtofDaDress: Maybe it's the SimCity halloween expansion?
🔗 14:50
Pandasandpancakes: Mine hadn't updated yet
🔗 14:51
MetricFurlong: Pandasandpancakes: refresh?
🔗 14:51
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 14:51
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 14:51
Valkyrie_Lemons: Kathleen (Who I assume is on the LRR account) have you ever played any of the other Sim Cities?
🔗 14:51
Hiramas: @Loadingreadyrun You have to create a new online region, make it a closed one and give people who want to join you the password, I believe. I don't own the game, but other people surely would help?
🔗 14:51
Erictheorange: Sim City isn't a JRPG, how dare you.
🔗 14:51
Valkyrie_Lemons: Also, sorry if I just repeated that message, I weirdly just got logged out of Twitch.
🔗 14:51
mtvcdm: I remember playing SimEarth. I never understood the daisy level at all.
🔗 14:52
SohNata: Erictheorange: If you build a Japanese city and role play as it's mayor, it's technically right... :P
🔗 14:53
Hiramas: Erictheorange the game is endlessly long and people don't know why it even exists in this form. Sounds like a JRPG to me... *cough*
🔗 14:53
squaredotcube: We could play Streets of SimCity, or... SimCopter. Kappa
🔗 14:53
All_Mankind: fun political fact of the week: in Florida there's a law against giving food to homeless people in public
🔗 14:53
mtvcdm: I'm just a splatter, splatter, splatter on the windshield of life...
🔗 14:53
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Kathleen Builds the World || SimCity: http://t.co/d19BuU2dVX
🔗 14:53
Omega_Lairon: *sigh* well, I have to go grocery shopping... I'll be back sometime around hour 2.
🔗 14:53
Chilie_Ilya: SimDonutShop
🔗 14:54
All_Mankind: i'd play that
🔗 14:54
Chilie_Ilya: Omega_lairon so much for watching it live :P
🔗 14:54
King__of__Spades: alright chat lets build twin peaks
🔗 14:54
malc: !fixtwitch
🔗 14:54
Valkyrie_Lemons: Remember to build factories right next to schools.
🔗 14:54
Chilie_Ilya: !twitch
🔗 14:54
Valkyrie_Lemons: Kids need that smog in the morning.
🔗 14:54
squaredotcube: SimCity? I can help with ALL FOUR! :D
🔗 14:54
malc: !picnic
🔗 14:54
LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 14:54
All_Mankind: make them strong
🔗 14:54
Chilie_Ilya: !flicker
🔗 14:54
MetricFurlong: signal
🔗 14:55
some_call_me_tim: greetings, programs!
🔗 14:55
ehsteve88: Is it offline for anybody else?
🔗 14:55
mtvcdm: So, if someone subs, does Kathleen hit the disaster button as a sub bonus?
🔗 14:55
ehsteve88: Wait. Ther it goes
🔗 14:55
Erictheorange: Original Sim City or nothing
🔗 14:55
Piperlyon: hi everypeople
🔗 14:55
Anubis169: huh...
🔗 14:55
All_Mankind: i like this Twin Peaks idea
🔗 14:55
Chilie_Ilya: Wooo!!
🔗 14:55
doctormia: Hey Kathleen!
🔗 14:55
All_Mankind: hi Kathleen
🔗 14:55
Anubis169: Hi Kathleen~~
🔗 14:55
RecursiveShrinkage: SC30000 Unlimited is best SimCity- my opinion, as seen through the rose colored glasses of nostalgia
🔗 14:55
Walkingharder: Hello Kathleen!
🔗 14:55
thetardis42: HI every Kathleen
🔗 14:55
King__of__Spades: hi Kathleen
🔗 14:55
Valkyrie_Lemons: Hello Kathleen! How are you today?
🔗 14:55
Foxmar320: hi Kathleen!
🔗 14:55
squaredotcube: oh, it's *that* one...
🔗 14:55
Jondare: Sim City! Sadly the new one :(
🔗 14:56
Masterlitchuk: Milady mass murder time i see....!
🔗 14:56
AdmiralMemo: Wait... Wait... Sim City? Nice
🔗 14:56
Corran__horn: Probably too late
🔗 14:56
Hiramas: SC4+RushHour+NAM Mod
🔗 14:56
Chilie_Ilya: !detov I
🔗 14:56
Corran__horn: :P
🔗 14:56
AdmiralMemo: I will be sad I'm missing this
🔗 14:56
Valkyrie_Lemons: It actually says "betov I"
🔗 14:56
malc: twitch y u do dis
🔗 14:56
King__of__Spades: Ontario had them the week before last
🔗 14:56
MousseFilledCat: I voted yesterday! Not the Canada, but you know, voting is good.
🔗 14:56
All_Mankind: hooray, you can play offline now
🔗 14:56
quinniac: hi kathleen
🔗 14:56
All_Mankind: what a novel invention
🔗 14:56
nethermage: simcity into civilization with cam? building empires day!!!!
🔗 14:56
Anubis169: even if you don't like it...
🔗 14:56
Anubis169: Voting == Securing your right to complain
🔗 14:56
Flikerz1: OH now i get feed dump
🔗 14:56
Navarran: So a ring of road around nuclear power plants?
🔗 14:56
Erictheorange: I played the SNES port of Sim City
🔗 14:56
Hiramas: yay we can yell!
🔗 14:56
Chilie_Ilya starts yelling
🔗 14:56
MetricFurlong: !viewers
🔗 14:56
Myrniss: welp, time to use roads to draw a lewd picture
🔗 14:56
KinoGami: Awe i'm missing sim city? :(
🔗 14:56
King__of__Spades: STOP BUILDING THE SEWER IN THE SKY
🔗 14:57
mtvcdm: SNES for me too, yeah. Always map 61.
🔗 14:57
Piperlyon: alright everyone, prepare yourselves to yell at Kathleen
🔗 14:57
Chilie_Ilya: STOP READING
🔗 14:57
MetricFurlong: !advice
🔗 14:57
LRRbot: Adjust the gamma.
🔗 14:57
Anubis169: !game
🔗 14:57
LRRbot: Currently playing: SIMCITY (2013)
🔗 14:57
DedicatedFenceSitter: I love strategy games, and civbuilding games, but I am universally bad at them. I live in awe of those who can succeed at them
🔗 14:57
MedicOfOld: Desolation, yes
🔗 14:57
Jirinal: oh my sim city 2013
🔗 14:57
Compleatly: !food
🔗 14:57
LRRbot: Food=Health
🔗 14:57
Aureander: But all videogames need sewer levels
🔗 14:57
Anubis169: !show
🔗 14:57
LRRbot: Currently live: Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 14:57
ElChines: Jungle
🔗 14:57
featherweight_: Hello kathleen , hello chat
🔗 14:57
Tuckiozi: Edgewater?
🔗 14:57
Eldrin13: Hi Kathleen!
🔗 14:57
RebelliousUno: !game
🔗 14:57
Tuckiozi: What kind of name is edgewater?
🔗 14:57
Foxmar320: they do sound like MTG lands
🔗 14:57
Elah806: Kathleen, this week's Feed Dump was a true masterpiece. It might just be my new favorite, and that's saying a lot.
🔗 14:57
Escherichia3: reflection atoll is very strong in modern right now
🔗 14:57
mtvcdm: These all sound like subdivisions.
🔗 14:57
Anubis169 welcomes everyone to "Kathleen Builds the World"
🔗 14:57
Piperlyon: no, you always first pick Rummaging Badlands
🔗 14:57
malc: adjust the Kappa ?
🔗 14:57
zzjing: adjust the kappa Kappa
🔗 14:57
AdmiralMemo: Adjust the beta and delta. Not the gamma. Kappa
🔗 14:57
malc high fives zzjing
🔗 14:57
zzjing: damn it Malc
🔗 14:58
Piperlyon: RB is the best color combination
🔗 14:58
mtvcdm: Yeah... Tally is shockingly dark sometimes and that is not a bad thing.
🔗 14:58
Chilie_Ilya: plenty of Kappa and weight
🔗 14:58
Pandasandpancakes: Also, news: Majora's Mask for the 3DS - confirmed: http://youtu.be/uqp9fpMqhCo
🔗 14:58
King__of__Spades: Kathleen you got me into Boards of Canada and I blame you for occasionally spacing out and just tripping balls for the length of the album
🔗 14:58
saweeks: dickbuttville
🔗 14:58
some_call_me_tim: your mouse is corded? that's still a thing?
🔗 14:58
ufokraana: Snorsh!
🔗 14:58
Flikerz1: yes
🔗 14:58
Tuckiozi: Aww, not Snorsh?
🔗 14:58
All_Mankind: Snorsh City
🔗 14:58
Anubis169: do the stankey leg!
🔗 14:58
Erictheorange: Kathleen don't listen to LRRbot it's advice is fake.
🔗 14:58
Anubis169: Snorsh!
🔗 14:58
QuarterNote_: SNORSH
🔗 14:58
Eldrin13: Snorsh
🔗 14:58
Bawkbawkboo1: Has anyone in chat played any of the SimCity clones like CitiesXL or even the open source SC-like games?
🔗 14:58
Foxmar320: Snorsh!
🔗 14:58
MetricFurlong: !advice
🔗 14:58
LRRbot: Turn around.
🔗 14:58
Hiramas: SNORSH!
🔗 14:58
malc: !advice
🔗 14:58
AdmiralMemo: Name my regen?
🔗 14:58
Vicrahealzgud: Hall hail the Queen of Stankonia
🔗 14:58
King__of__Spades: it really is awesome to be honest
🔗 14:58
Cantwearcats: So random fact of my day, because my brother woke me up at 8:45 this morning I started watching Firefly.
🔗 14:58
Flikerz1: i wanna see gods zilla!
🔗 14:58
Valkyrie_Lemons: You're not calling it Snorsh?
🔗 14:58
Foxmar320: Stankonia is the capital of Snorsh :P
🔗 14:58
Aureander: Every now and then?
🔗 14:58
Hiramas: cantwearcats and?
🔗 14:58
Piperlyon: with a name like Stankonia, it may as well be Snorsh
🔗 14:59
Pandasandpancakes: Corded mice: for people who don't like buying batteries
🔗 14:59
Bawkbawkboo1: corded mice are more environmentally freindly because batteries are awful and you should feel awful for using them
🔗 14:59
GhosteEye: I never could get the great works to actually WORK in this game, even after the offline patch.
🔗 14:59
jadedcynic: Corded Mouse is BEST MOUSE! (no signal issues, no battery running out, etc.)
🔗 14:59
DeathNDecay1: stupid question, is this online?
🔗 14:59
Compleatly: Kathleen, about how much larger is the Lunar's Module's on-camera area compared to the one used in the Moonbase Mk3?
🔗 14:59
MousseFilledCat: Phllly represent!
🔗 14:59
Erictheorange: But how will we dispoil the nature if their is no oil?
🔗 14:59
GhosteEye: they always desync
🔗 14:59
LadyRhian: No Japanese game tonight?
🔗 14:59
Anubis169: DeathNDecay1: nope
🔗 14:59
Tuckiozi: Brakeman nooooo
🔗 14:59
ufokraana high fives jadedcynic
🔗 14:59
Cantwearcats: Hiramas and that was all. That was the purpose of the random fact corner
🔗 14:59
All_Mankind: Stankonia does sound like a very small region of Snorsh
🔗 14:59
Valkyrie_Lemons: Got to have us some oil!
🔗 14:59
simonAJ: hello kathleen
🔗 14:59
Hiramas: cantwearcats I meant "Do you like it?"
🔗 14:59
Anubis169: actually wait
🔗 14:59
jadedcynic high fives @ufokraana
🔗 14:59
Anubis169: !game
🔗 14:59
LRRbot: Currently playing: SIMCITY (2013)
🔗 14:59
Cantwearcats: yes
🔗 14:59
Erictheorange: make a farming community, no city.
🔗 14:59
Elah806: Also, HOLY lrrEFF XEN IS SUPER GOOD
🔗 14:59
mtvcdm: Brakeman's Folly is something you'd only see when a guy named Spider crashes a hot rod there.
🔗 14:59
Muffincider: Hey Chat and Kathleen~
🔗 14:59
Chilie_Ilya: Cantwearcats y u no mod
🔗 14:59
Anubis169: Kathleen: Is this the game that requires you to be online, or was that patched out?
🔗 15:00
simonAJ: I am leaving for Canada in a week and i am scared. what if i get gored by a moose. what then
🔗 15:00
Hiramas: is the good/bad counter now for the game or the stream, I don't know anymore....
🔗 15:00
Walkingharder: What a lovely city!
🔗 15:00
saweeks: we live in trees now
🔗 15:00
Chilie_Ilya: Don't hurt the trees D:
🔗 15:00
Pandasandpancakes: Chilie_ilya That's Can't Wear HATS
🔗 15:00
jadedcynic: technically my 'trackball' is cordless, and I'd prefer a cord, but Logictech doesn't make one of them (that I can find in my remote part of the world)
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ehsteve88: Well, we've made Roadland. I think it looks pretty good.
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LadyRhian: Stankonia- Stanking up the region since… ;)
🔗 15:00
Morgoth_bauglyr: time for deforestation
🔗 15:00
QuarterNote_: kathleen
🔗 15:00
BurntRiviera: Havent seen sim city since release.....is it still crap ?
🔗 15:00
jadedcynic: SLASH AND BURN! Kappa
🔗 15:00
Aureander: Green game too strunk
🔗 15:00
Erictheorange: @Chilie_ilya he's never been a mod....
🔗 15:00
featherweight_: that sure is a place.
🔗 15:00
QuarterNote_: chat always judges
🔗 15:00
Saintnex: It's for the game Hiramas
🔗 15:00
Foxmar320: your fine Kathleen, ive never played it either
🔗 15:00
Myrniss: [judging intensifies]
🔗 15:00
Chilie_Ilya: Oh...
🔗 15:00
Valkyrie_Lemons: Too many trees! Get rid of them all and replace it with nice, nice oil rigs!
🔗 15:00
Anubis169: hahaha
🔗 15:00
Erictheorange: build more farms!
🔗 15:00
All_Mankind: building a city starts with roads now?
🔗 15:00
MadTheorist: Time for Judgement Kappa
🔗 15:00
Walkingharder: Roads made of dirt? Too rich for snorsh blood
🔗 15:01
squaredotcube: wow that's... small D:
🔗 15:01
simonAJ: *outkast voice* I-i-i know you like to think your / trees don't staaaank, but / lean a little bit closer, see / your trees really smell like snorsh-snorsh-sno-orsh
🔗 15:01
Anubis169: That Foreman... he's looking over Kathleen's shoulder as if he's really judging her
🔗 15:01
Anubis169: :D
🔗 15:01
MetricFurlong: build more supply depots
🔗 15:01
Hiramas: lol
🔗 15:01
jadedcynic: ?We're on a road to nowhere...?
🔗 15:01
Erictheorange: mono farms
🔗 15:01
Bawkbawkboo1: lol Anubis169 I didn't notice that
🔗 15:01
LadyRhian: Yup, that's Snorsh!
🔗 15:01
Muffincider: Are we going to build Snorsh?
🔗 15:01
mtvcdm: It is small. That was one of the big criticisms of the game.
🔗 15:01
All_Mankind: that road to nowhere is going to be the driveway of our mayoral mansion right
🔗 15:01
Valkyrie_Lemons: Construct more Pylons!
🔗 15:01
DeathNDecay1: this version of simcity requires "online teamwork" and had super tiny maps
🔗 15:01
Solomon_Kain: I see forest. Build Lothlorien.
🔗 15:01
Eldrin13: i thought they added larger maps...
🔗 15:01
Piperlyon: well step one is build a Highway to Hell
🔗 15:01
jonnykefka: This is mostly making me want to play SimCity 3000 again
🔗 15:01
Compleatly: We should create a horrible place to live and name it Snorsh
🔗 15:02
Flikerz1: CARCAR HYPE
🔗 15:02
Pandasandpancakes: Anubis169 :Hehehe..."you're building that there? Also ...you have nice hair..."
🔗 15:02
mtvcdm: This plot is about the size of a town of maybe 5,000 people in my neck of the woods at most.
🔗 15:02
Bawkbawkboo1: Caltrans has made that mistake before
🔗 15:02
AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 15:02
LRRbot: Currently playing: SIMCITY (2013)
🔗 15:02
Saintnex: Build huts to really represent Snorsh?
🔗 15:02
AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 15:02
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 15:02
Valkyrie_Lemons: Need water and power (serious advice this time)
🔗 15:02
Chilie_Ilya: Dzone Kappa
🔗 15:02
Foxmar320: im having flash backs to the LRR SimCity sketch
🔗 15:02
Erictheorange: no resedential, only farms
🔗 15:02
INAFN: Oh great, just got done watching feed dump and listening to Kathleen's plan to build a hellscape in Kentucky. Flip over to twitch aannd....
🔗 15:02
All_Mankind: i think the roads to nowhere in the middle of the forest represents Snorsh well
🔗 15:02
AdmiralMemo: Don't you need a ramp to connect your road to the highway?
🔗 15:02
Cantwearcats: Such is life in the residential zone
🔗 15:02
Hiramas: !game bad
🔗 15:02
Bawkbawkboo1: THose asre some super short homes
🔗 15:02
Anubis169: Kathleen: on the overlay, all the workers (especially the Foreman) are on your right shoulder judging if you're doing the right thing
🔗 15:02
TrakoGamer: Nyoup!
🔗 15:02
MetricFurlong: "Plebs are needed!"
🔗 15:03
Papperslappen: If I remember it correctly, you can build a statue of yourself later.
🔗 15:03
DirgeNovak: Hey it's SimShitty!
🔗 15:03
ArtofDaDress: That chair creak, tho.
🔗 15:03
Elah806: "Nuclear wasteland" counts as beautiful, right?
🔗 15:03
QuarterNote_: always nuclear
🔗 15:03
squaredotcube: Always could, tends to happen when your pop hits 50k
🔗 15:03
Erictheorange: @Dirgenovak dats wacist
🔗 15:03
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 50% (1/2)
🔗 15:03
Valkyrie_Lemons: A lot of pollution but really cheap
🔗 15:03
Bawkbawkboo1: Oh hey a Darius wind plant... those are rare now
🔗 15:03
LadyRhian: Go Solar
🔗 15:03
Valkyrie_Lemons: Oil or coal are the best for new cities.
🔗 15:03
All_Mankind: such modernity, i always liked starting in the pre-industrial era or thereabouts
🔗 15:03
squaredotcube: Sorry Kathleen, Coal's the only good option
🔗 15:03
Walkingharder: Clean coal Kappa
🔗 15:03
Erictheorange: no wind, only farm
🔗 15:03
SamJohnston: The only Green energy I support is the Hulk turning a dynamo
🔗 15:04
King__of__Spades: Cypress Creek a planned community
🔗 15:04
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so this is kathleen builds the world now
🔗 15:04
GroutNASA: Let's all sing the Doom Song now
🔗 15:04
Chilie_Ilya: To be fair, the interface looks good
🔗 15:04
Flikerz1: prase the sun?
🔗 15:04
King__of__Spades: build a Hammock district
🔗 15:04
Anubis169: HoloTheWiseWolf_: it really is :D
🔗 15:04
JediTransmit: Fracking for great justice!
🔗 15:04
mtvcdm: Fracking!
🔗 15:04
All_Mankind: doom doom doom, doom doomdoom doom doomdoom
🔗 15:04
MetricFurlong: Holothewisewolf_: that's what the title says
🔗 15:04
MadWaltz: Eco-friendly doom city eh?
🔗 15:04
Muffincider: !uptime
🔗 15:04
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:31
🔗 15:04
BringSomeSoda: !uptime
🔗 15:04
GroutNASA: doomy doomy doomy
🔗 15:04
squaredotcube: unless you had 2000. then you could waterfall & dam those useless slopes on your terrain
🔗 15:04
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 15:04
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 15:04
Hiramas: sadly pretty is the only redeeming quality of this game
🔗 15:04
SamJohnston: All roads lead to Doom
🔗 15:04
BringSomeSoda: hivemind
🔗 15:04
TrakoGamer: fill this land with landfills
🔗 15:05
Meltalar: people need water :D
🔗 15:05
Cantwearcats: So we're saying that this is canonically after Devil Survivor?
🔗 15:05
Valkyrie_Lemons: Kathleen, are you going to be like a Rob Ford Mayor in this game?
🔗 15:05
Krlnkir: Honestly this doesn't look much better than SimCity 4
🔗 15:05
Godofmuffins: This place needs more nuclear power plants
🔗 15:05
Rockingbomb: curvy roads are annoying later in the game
🔗 15:05
Saintnex: Well you say that you're gonna build the world but we watch led the Feed Dump!
🔗 15:05
Pyrelight: Doctor Kathleen, suggestion post Desert Bus rpg - Look up the game Citizens of Earth that is releasing this month.
🔗 15:05
GroutNASA: Needs More Fire
🔗 15:05
Bawkbawkboo1: Krinkir: She hasn't zoomed all the way in yet, it looks better at that scale
🔗 15:05
Muffincider: Powerlines
🔗 15:05
GhosteEye: curvy roads don't fit the rigid boxy structure of every building in the game
🔗 15:05
Krlnkir: Fair enough
🔗 15:06
King__of__Spades: needs more Globex corporation
🔗 15:06
Chilie_Ilya imagines Adam coming in the ofice and saying "Have problems with your city budget? TORNADO!"
🔗 15:06
Hiramas: dark blue more water, light blue less water
🔗 15:06
Elah806: Kathleen, I found a bootleg of Maroon 5 covering Nine Inch Nails' "Closer". Any failure you exhibit at this game will be rendered completely inconsequential by comparison.
🔗 15:06
Ravynn: Hai G
🔗 15:06
Crimznking: Hey evrybody
🔗 15:06
Foxmar320: hi Graham
🔗 15:06
Darth_Wooper: Hi Graham!
🔗 15:06
All_Mankind: i always liked building industrial zones in the other end of the world to keep pollution from the living areas, but then the sims complain about the city being hard to "get around"
🔗 15:06
Saintnex: Hey G!
🔗 15:06
mtvcdm: You have water. It's in that river.
🔗 15:06
Erictheorange: connect a powerline to from your powerplant to your stuff
🔗 15:07
SketchyDetails: move her juuust a little to the left.
🔗 15:07
SamJohnston: Kathleen is a capricious god
🔗 15:07
Chilie_Ilya: !g
🔗 15:07
LRRbot: Graham, have you considered punching it?
🔗 15:07
Valkyrie_Lemons: Ultra-Liberalism. No Public services.
🔗 15:07
Muffincider: Hey Graham
🔗 15:07
All_Mankind: this is a libertarian paradise
🔗 15:07
Elah806: That is an excellent addition to LRRBot
🔗 15:07
CelticStag: I saw simcity on my phone and immediately assumed it was kathleen streaming
🔗 15:07
Erictheorange: or at least you had to in the old sim city, I dunno maybe you don't have to in moidern times
🔗 15:07
Hiramas: this game could have been sooo much, if only the cities could be bigger. I have high hopes for Cities:Skylines
🔗 15:07
GhosteEye: you don't need it
🔗 15:08
squaredotcube: or pipes
🔗 15:08
squaredotcube: pipes are a thjing right?
🔗 15:08
Walkingharder: After playing Fallout for most of the day this city seems like paradise
🔗 15:08
FauxBen: That guy in the lower left named Water really looks grumpy.
🔗 15:08
Elah806: Salty like Salmiakki
🔗 15:08
Funkatron69: is this mirror Kathleen or was the other Kathleen the mirror Kathleen?
🔗 15:08
Cantwearcats: Kathleen "Just Suck Moisture from the Skeletons of Children you Needy Whiners" DeVere
🔗 15:08
All_Mankind: maybe you can build taller cities?
🔗 15:08
Valkyrie_Lemons: Can't you build pipes in this game?
🔗 15:08
All_Mankind: let's build Midgar!
🔗 15:08
King__of__Spades: hey Chat when was the last time any one here played Red Alert (any of them)?
🔗 15:08
pseudodespot: Kathleen IS the mirror
🔗 15:08
SamJohnston: Kathleen "Pray For Rain" DeVere
🔗 15:08
Flikerz1: King__of__spades:8 years ago
🔗 15:08
CelticStag: government looks like an ***
🔗 15:08
GhosteEye: watching people learn a new game is funny her der der Kappa
🔗 15:08
Castlewise: is Graham wearing the green suit? I can't see him Kappa
🔗 15:08
featherweight_: oh kathleen , thier is a tiny jack frost waiting for you at tally's
🔗 15:08
Piperlyon: these people are so needy. "Ooh, we need water. Ooh, we need electricity. Ooh, we need a fire department so we don't all burn down and die"
🔗 15:09
RebelliousUno: Diesembodied Graham is Disembodied
🔗 15:09
Flikerz1: @King__of__spades: 8 years ago
🔗 15:09
Elah806: Kathleen holds a mirror up to humanity. Sometimes the mirror is kawaii.
🔗 15:09
DerpAttackGo: hey kathleen its still on curvey roads
🔗 15:09
DiamondTiki: Sim City? Cool
🔗 15:09
DiamondTiki: !uptime
🔗 15:09
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:05
🔗 15:09
RebelliousUno: Oh there he is
🔗 15:09
FauxBen: This makes me want to watch Kathleen play Dwarf Fortress
🔗 15:09
MadWaltz: If watching Jer play Actraiser has taught me anything, the solution is earthquake so you can build nicer roads
🔗 15:09
Erictheorange: @Castlewise he's wearing the green screan suit from the crapshots
🔗 15:09
King__of__Spades: I played 3 maybe 5 years ago
🔗 15:09
DerpAttackGo: and there is a update tool
🔗 15:09
synsypa: select the road section and thers an upgrade button
🔗 15:09
GhosteEye: click upgrade button
🔗 15:09
malc: hey Graham's ear
🔗 15:09
GhosteEye: then click road
🔗 15:09
Krlnkir: That button you just mousedd over said "road upgrade"
🔗 15:09
King__of__Spades: George Takai was emperor of Japan
🔗 15:09
daryldutch: !death
🔗 15:09
LRRbot: lrrAWW 1 death for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 15:09
DiamondTiki: You click the road segments, i think
🔗 15:09
saweeks: roads? where we're going we don't need roads
🔗 15:09
RebelliousUno: !death remove
🔗 15:09
LRRbot: 0 deaths for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 15:10
King__of__Spades: also every Japan vehicle was a transformer
🔗 15:10
azninja888: Roads were made dirt cheap
🔗 15:10
Troublingpath: You can do better than dirt
🔗 15:10
SamJohnston: There are no roads. ONLY ZUUL
🔗 15:10
Valkyrie_Lemons: Tarmac costs money, you don't need tarmac.
🔗 15:10
Krlnkir: The little arrow thing
🔗 15:10
daryldutch: rebel statisticly speaking
🔗 15:10
Castlewise: Erictheorange hes like the predator
🔗 15:10
All_Mankind: McDonalds = successful society
🔗 15:10
DerpAttackGo: kathleen next to where next to guide
🔗 15:10
largeman1977: its the curved blue arrow on the left
🔗 15:10
Saintnex: Ahh just how i imagine Snorsh to be Kappa
🔗 15:10
Valkyrie_Lemons: What's wrong with dirt anyway? We lived for nearly 4000 years with just dirt roads.
🔗 15:10
DiamondTiki: Ugh, it's been so long I don't remember
🔗 15:10
Happymeepotoes: !advice
🔗 15:10
LRRbot: Go left.
🔗 15:10
Foxmar320: o i like that
🔗 15:10
Longboarderaustin: hello
🔗 15:10
Happymeepotoes: K
🔗 15:10
Chilie_Ilya: good boink
🔗 15:10
Durugai: just go left, its fine
🔗 15:10
Erictheorange: did kathleen get power to the houses?
🔗 15:10
DerpAttackGo: !advice
🔗 15:10
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
🔗 15:10
direbaka: Good grief graham
🔗 15:10
mtvcdm: I know it was theoretically possible to get fired in the SNES version; has it been possible since?
🔗 15:10
DasGreatBrit: the first time someone has said "that's nice" about Sim CIty?
🔗 15:10
jadedcynic: AMEN, Graham :D
🔗 15:10
SirSlipps: If only real world was like that.
🔗 15:11
synsypa: the game is actually pretty nice once they patched up the annoying stuff at launch
🔗 15:11
Ravynn: I actually really like this game for the most part, I just wish there was more content at a faster rate, but that criticism could be applied to a lot of games
🔗 15:11
andersgeek: Hearing Graham without seeing him on camera is rather eerie for some reason.
🔗 15:11
Morgoth_bauglyr: jam on the gas
🔗 15:11
King__of__Spades: LOL "hey what if we removed the terrible maybe people will buy it"
🔗 15:11
Jirinal: inb4 the city drowns in traffic with only 5k people
🔗 15:11
DiamondTiki: It's now a lot less awful now, form what I heard. But I think you still get to build only tiny town-sized "cities"
🔗 15:11
Chilie_Ilya: everybody jamming on the gas
🔗 15:11
FauxBen: People in this city have really weird names
🔗 15:11
Erictheorange: call your game an MMO and people can't complain if they always have to be online.
🔗 15:11
Foxmar320: Now when do we put in the medium density Strip Clubs?
🔗 15:11
Durugai: you only get the roads Kathleen wants! and that is all the roads, all the time, so we can Jam On the Gas!
🔗 15:11
DirgeNovak: I'm having the Kathleenest of dinners too
🔗 15:11
Saintnex: Honestly this game could have been really good but it's basically just decent now
🔗 15:11
All_Mankind: at least the houses to trees ratio is still pretty decent
🔗 15:11
Castlewise: So we are going purity affinity then ;)
🔗 15:11
Hiramas: always on was not my problem, the small maps are simply hard to tolerate if you grew up on SC4
🔗 15:11
Valkyrie_Lemons: Trees may look nice, but they don't give you tax dollars.
🔗 15:11
Pandasandpancakes: lrrSPOOP
🔗 15:12
Unas84: you can hold ctrl to zone the entire length of a street, kathleen
🔗 15:12
Angnor33: Don't you dare smile!
🔗 15:12
FauxBen: That doorbell noise is freaking me out
🔗 15:12
DiamondTiki: Is KAthleen building Depression town?
🔗 15:12
synsypa: remember, if people are unhappy just raze their houses until someone happy moves in Kappa
🔗 15:12
King__of__Spades: "Your town has elected Rob Ford all libraries are now Subways"
🔗 15:12
DerpAttackGo: so kathleen if u wanna kill mother nature in this game what can we mine out of the ground?
🔗 15:12
DiamondTiki: Are we, in fact, saving the world from happiness?
🔗 15:12
Krlnkir: Yes, put it right in the middle of town
🔗 15:12
Pandasandpancakes: Kathleen "I'll show YOU happy" De Vere
🔗 15:12
Cantwearcats: Meh, they have the street
🔗 15:12
mtvcdm: The poop is in the streets and moving.
🔗 15:12
DirgeNovak: Tilapia with roasted fennel, zucchini and onion, topped with orange segments <3
🔗 15:12
FauxBen: WHY DID THESE PEOPLE MOVE INTO HOUSES WITH NO TOILETS
🔗 15:12
All_Mankind: whatäs wrong with you people? pooping in the road when there's endless forests RIGHT IN YOUR BACK YARDS
🔗 15:12
FauxBen: Sims, man.
🔗 15:12
DiamondTiki: Build it downwind
🔗 15:12
Saintnex: Lol
🔗 15:12
saweeks: The beatings will continue until moral improves
🔗 15:12
Muffincider: Kathleen confirmed for best overlord
🔗 15:13
Bawkbawkboo1: Also I'm not sure you connected the electrical system to your residential area....
🔗 15:13
Dusk_Shine: The poop train stops for no-one!
🔗 15:13
DiamondTiki: This is actually important. Where is the wind blowing?
🔗 15:13
Durugai: Graham "Put all your poop in the countryside" Stark
🔗 15:13
Ravynn: But G...everybody poops
🔗 15:13
GhosteEye: some people like poop a LOT
🔗 15:13
Nightvalien28: well I know that james loves poop
🔗 15:13
kais58: kathleens isn't playing devil survivor anymore? I can watch again!
🔗 15:13
Foxmar320: LOL wow
🔗 15:13
Elah806: I think the fact that people don't like poop may be a problem with the people and not the poop.
🔗 15:13
Morgoth_bauglyr: the poo is alive
🔗 15:13
Piperlyon: DiamondTiki: you don't seem to understand how this works. We build it upwind
🔗 15:13
malc: poop lrrSCOOP
🔗 15:13
SamJohnston: A dirt road heading into the woods, and any time someone has a complaint, at the end of the road a new patch of freshly disturbed earth appears
🔗 15:13
RebelliousUno: Suddenly Poop
🔗 15:13
Happymeepotoes: !advice
🔗 15:13
LRRbot: Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
🔗 15:13
featherweight_: poop rd 45
🔗 15:13
mtvcdm: Noooooo! Our poop collection!
🔗 15:13
AlexanderDitto: OMGggggg KATHLEEN IS PLAYING SIM CITY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IT IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED
🔗 15:13
All_Mankind: at least they're not downwind of the sewage. . .wait
🔗 15:13
SohNata: I live near a poop plant. It does indeed smell of poop
🔗 15:13
Bawkbawkboo1: We can't please everyone!
🔗 15:13
DiamondTiki: Piperlyon, my appologies. I did not understand. So we ARE saving the world from happiness
🔗 15:13
GDwarf: Just tuned in, why is Graham invisible?
🔗 15:13
SohNata: ALso, is G in the room or via Skype or something?
🔗 15:13
azninja888: tough sh*t
🔗 15:13
King__of__Spades: location, location, poo
🔗 15:13
Walkingharder: I am in love with this stream already
🔗 15:13
malc: G is in the room
🔗 15:13
Erictheorange: @Alexanderditto shut it Alex 2
🔗 15:13
saweeks: in room
🔗 15:13
FauxBen: By some air fresheners and call it a tax writeoff, dammit
🔗 15:13
CantWearHats: well twitch finally let me log in
🔗 15:13
malc: occasionally you see his ear
🔗 15:14
FauxBen: Civics is a give and take process, people
🔗 15:14
MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 15:14
LRRbot: The LRR fans are listening to music over at https://plug.dj/loadingreadylive
🔗 15:14
Piperlyon: Alexanderditto: calm down there buddy
🔗 15:14
Foxmar320: tell them to just use a scented candle they will be fine
🔗 15:14
SamJohnston: The Stark is coming from inside the stream.
🔗 15:14
Pandasandpancakes: Hey Cantwearhats
🔗 15:14
Valkyrie_Lemons: I used to play football/soccer next to to a sewage plant. We only won two games from around 60 games. You can make your own jokes about how terrible we were.
🔗 15:14
GDwarf: sohnata: He's next to Kathleen, just off camera
🔗 15:14
Chilie_Ilya: !?????
🔗 15:14
CantWearHats: so this is Kathleen Paves The World? :P
🔗 15:14
Cantwearcats: Not everyone can be upwind of the poop facility. It's a simple fact of life
🔗 15:14
Chilie_Ilya: !power
🔗 15:14
LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 15:14
Lancer873: So important question: Have you settled on a subtitle for DB8, and if not, may I offer some suggestions?
🔗 15:14
LadyRhian: Town was shitty, now, less so
🔗 15:14
DiamondTiki: Um, you need turbines if that was a wind power plant
🔗 15:14
JediTransmit: Shitty Hall
🔗 15:14
AlexanderDitto: @Erictheorange NEVER
🔗 15:14
Havtorn_Epsilon: Tbh, I've been having trouble getting into SimCIty after playing Tropico games. It's just not the same if someone isn't threatening to shoot you if their demands aren't met
🔗 15:14
RebelliousUno: Shitsville
🔗 15:14
SohNata: Dickhutts
🔗 15:14
Tuckiozi: Cantwearhats: Damn it
🔗 15:14
DiamondTiki: Shitty Hall :D
🔗 15:14
Piperlyon: welcome to Snorsh
🔗 15:14
AlexanderDitto: @Piperlyon I AM EXCITED
🔗 15:14
Chilie_Ilya: Pooptown?
🔗 15:14
Aracuda: Buttsville!
🔗 15:14
King__of__Spades: Cypress Creek
🔗 15:14
ChroniclerC: Yes, put city hall and the sewage plant next to eachother. Keep all the *** in one place!
🔗 15:14
TrakoGamer: pick up the whole town and move it 50 miles upwind
🔗 15:14
Foxmar320: i love that name
🔗 15:14
FauxBen: Stickyton
🔗 15:14
malc: Poop Lake St. james
🔗 15:14
Nightvalien28: POOPSVILLE
🔗 15:14
Ridged_mafalda: you can upgrade powerplants you already have instead of building whole new ones
🔗 15:14
Hiramas: @all city builder afficionados: https://www.paradoxplaza.com/cities-skylines
🔗 15:14
AlexanderDitto: Kathleeeeeen I am so excited to see you play SimCity <33333333333
🔗 15:14
DirgeNovak: I'm watching on Low quality and "Government" looks like "Enslavement"
🔗 15:14
Darth_Wooper: Dickbutt?
🔗 15:14
Meltalar: shiiter of poop!
🔗 15:14
EiranAlestain: Is this Kathleens Evil Dictator Simulator?
🔗 15:14
Nightvalien28: HAHAAHAH
🔗 15:14
Papperslappen: Mount shitfan
🔗 15:14
JQuill7: Shittsburgh
🔗 15:15
questhere: Snorsh
🔗 15:15
King__of__Spades: Twin Peaks
🔗 15:15
zyme86: In Stan we trust
🔗 15:15
CantWearHats: Excrement Falls
🔗 15:15
beckbat: *** it
🔗 15:15
saweeks: Edmonton
🔗 15:15
DeathNDecay1: four post
🔗 15:15
Durugai: yeah these people and their want of "infrastructur" and "convenient modern lifestyle"
🔗 15:15
DirgeNovak: SNORSH
🔗 15:15
HoloTheWiseWolf_: poop town saint james
🔗 15:15
Lancer873: Poop train. Then you can be the director. REFERENCES.
🔗 15:15
Saintnex: Snorsh
🔗 15:15
Nightvalien28: cwh wins
🔗 15:15
azninja888: Snorsh
🔗 15:15
Foxmar320: Yes CWHs YESSSSS
🔗 15:15
King__of__Spades: Gravity Falls
🔗 15:15
All_Mankind: Not Fake Snorsh Capital
🔗 15:15
JediTransmit: Detroit.
🔗 15:15
FauxBen: There, perfect
🔗 15:15
FauxBen: Now they know exactly what they're getting into
🔗 15:15
LadyRhian: Snorsh
🔗 15:15
Eldrin13: Shittier-than-Urinetown
🔗 15:15
MetricFurlong: The Houses At Poo Corner?
🔗 15:15
Darth_Wooper: New Snorsh?
🔗 15:15
mtvcdm: I knew poop was going to factor into this stream.
🔗 15:15
DerpAttackGo: Shittyfalls..
🔗 15:15
FauxBen: If their houses smell like *** it's their own faults
🔗 15:15
Nightvalien28: I win woot
🔗 15:15
jadedcynic: I like "$#itty Hall" but here's an idea to adjust it and slip it past censors: "Chitty Hall" :D
🔗 15:15
Pandasandpancakes: Bye G!
🔗 15:15
Bawkbawkboo1: prepare for shitfall
🔗 15:15
EiranAlestain: Uuuuh
🔗 15:15
Chilie_Ilya: chat is on fire today
🔗 15:15
mtvcdm: Brownsville.
🔗 15:15
Nightvalien28: is rebelliousuno here? maybe he can teach kathleen how to use poop to power her city
🔗 15:16
Jirinal: MetroPOOlis
🔗 15:16
Erictheorange: call em all shitty fuckers
🔗 15:16
Foxmar320: Brown Town! lol
🔗 15:16
RebelliousUno: I am still here
🔗 15:16
All_Mankind: Downtown
🔗 15:16
Saintnex: This be one interesting city layout
🔗 15:16
RebelliousUno: though I'm about to Head to Bed
🔗 15:16
RebelliousUno: assuming that the fireworks stop soon
🔗 15:16
Chilie_Ilya: Pardon me, doom city?
🔗 15:16
DiamondTiki: Click on the building
🔗 15:16
DerpAttackGo: hey kathleen double click on the powerplant
🔗 15:16
largeman1977: click the plan and it brings up the sub-menu
🔗 15:16
DiamondTiki: The turbines are expansions to the building
🔗 15:16
All_Mankind: this city is turning out almost as haphazardly planned as a real life one
🔗 15:16
mtvcdm: Well, that's a much better name than anything we came up with.
🔗 15:17
largeman1977: *plant
🔗 15:17
Valkyrie_Lemons: We don't care about the money, we're the citizens, we just want all the services, you worry about the cost.
🔗 15:17
SketchyDetails: you plop the plant, the turbines are on buttons?
🔗 15:17
Piperlyon: right click the building?
🔗 15:17
Noxenluxe: Kathleen is streaming today? I thought they were moving the set-up for desert bus today?
🔗 15:17
RebelliousUno: So good Night G and Kathleen
🔗 15:17
Piperlyon: left click the building?
🔗 15:17
RebelliousUno: and Goodnight Chat peopls
🔗 15:17
Erictheorange: wait samolians? as in people from samolia?
🔗 15:17
DiamondTiki: A lot of buildings expand that way
🔗 15:17
direbaka: I would buy simcity if it plugged into modded minecraft :D
🔗 15:17
Piperlyon: middle click the building?
🔗 15:17
Jirinal: you can also hold shift while placing roads to make them straight
🔗 15:17
EiranAlestain: Night, Unoi
🔗 15:17
CantWearHats: just plop a turb
🔗 15:17
AdmiralMemo: Hello Graham!
🔗 15:17
Bawkbawkboo1: Diamondtiki SIMoleons
🔗 15:17
Lancer873: So, Desert Bus 8: Infinity Drive, or Desert Bus 8-Bit: Now with PIXELS
🔗 15:17
Ravynn: Click the plant you've already plopped
🔗 15:17
Kthanid: Double-click on the actual powerplant
🔗 15:17
Bawkbawkboo1: uh wrong person. wow. sorry
🔗 15:17
malc: Desert Bus Infinite Pixels
🔗 15:17
VmKid: Desert Bus Crazy 8
🔗 15:17
ChroniclerC: Graham "Ploppin' down turbs" Stark.
🔗 15:17
SixFootTurkey: dey took er terbs
🔗 15:17
Hiramas: maybe i should try this game again at some point. But i am still salty about the release
🔗 15:17
amythist: Turbines are an addition to the plant, click on the plant and it will get you options
🔗 15:18
Ravynn: Now click Edit
🔗 15:18
VmKid: DERK ER DURR
🔗 15:18
Ravynn: Thar ya go
🔗 15:18
AdmiralMemo: I am so sad to be missing something that is not a JRPG
🔗 15:18
Foxmar320: o ok
🔗 15:18
Nightvalien28: desert bus vertical infinity
🔗 15:18
All_Mankind: such backseat mayoring
🔗 15:18
Nightvalien28: dear doctor kathleen how are you today?
🔗 15:18
featherweight_: poopsingrad
🔗 15:18
AlexanderDitto: ALL THE POWER.
🔗 15:18
CantWearHats: ludicrous speed!
🔗 15:18
VmKid: Infinite Desert Bus. MWA HA HA HA
🔗 15:18
AlexanderDitto: !stopinpowah
🔗 15:18
Eldrin13: ludicrous speed
🔗 15:18
JediTransmit: Unlimted Power!
🔗 15:18
Ravynn: As a heads up too, having two wind plants will actually cost you more money in the long run than adding turbines to one
🔗 15:18
Chilie_Ilya: Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
🔗 15:18
TrakoGamer: burn the poop to generate power
🔗 15:18
Dusk_Shine: CWH beat me to the punch. xD
🔗 15:18
ShadeofHades: Itty bitty living space
🔗 15:18
Jirinal: also if you want to add EVEN MORE turbines you need to add roads, turbines only connect to roads
🔗 15:18
All_Mankind: Spoopingrad
🔗 15:18
MedicOfOld: might want to consider fire and police
🔗 15:18
Eldrin13: damnit Cantwearhats
🔗 15:18
King__of__Spades: sell the surplus?
🔗 15:18
Sunomel: !Powah
🔗 15:18
LRRbot: ?(° ?°)? STOPPIN POWAH!
🔗 15:18
Valkyrie_Lemons: Maybe you need to be STOPEN POWEH!
🔗 15:18
TacitusVigil: We've gone to plaid power!
🔗 15:18
Abcxyq: No one town should have all that power
🔗 15:18
CantWearHats: huehuehue
🔗 15:18
Myrniss: You Must Construct Addition Turbines
🔗 15:18
DiamondTiki: Yukyukyuk
🔗 15:19
Durugai: now I wanna play this as well... Time to play along at home!
🔗 15:19
amythist: so I tune in and Katheen hasn't made her nuclear death town yet, I'm disappointed
🔗 15:19
DiamondTiki: Who needs education?
🔗 15:19
All_Mankind: are libraries still pure benefit at 0 expense?
🔗 15:19
AlexanderDitto: Listen the kids of Poopsville shouldn't be expecting a quality education.
🔗 15:19
Piperlyon: them kids don't need no fancy schoolin
🔗 15:19
DiamondTiki: I'm sure they'll be fine
🔗 15:19
Hiramas: "plopping" has been the term for placing buildings in contrast to zoning
🔗 15:19
QuarterNote_: you need more people
🔗 15:19
Saintnex: No education for u
🔗 15:19
CantWearHats: we don't need no education...
🔗 15:19
Walkingharder: Who needs schools and book learning? Just put them lazy kids to work
🔗 15:19
SamJohnston: Those kids will all be going to the School of Hard Knocks
🔗 15:19
TrakoGamer: poophole stjames
🔗 15:19
QuarterNote_: oh no kathleen not right next to the pooop
🔗 15:19
SamJohnston: The tuition for the School of Hard Knocks is still exorbitant
🔗 15:19
VmKid: More mouths to feed
🔗 15:19
TacitusVigil: Me fail english? That's unpossible!
🔗 15:19
Alixonzen: "so much tower"..... *10 mins later* "not enough power again!"
🔗 15:19
mtvcdm: Is this sandbox mode?
🔗 15:19
Alixonzen: *power
🔗 15:19
Foxmar320: Need more homes downwind of the sewage plant
🔗 15:19
Erictheorange: So from someone who has played this game, do you have to connect power to buildings like in old sim citys? cause I havent seen kathleen do that
🔗 15:19
Hiramas: there are ploppable parks
🔗 15:19
Tuckiozi: No buffer, they're on *** Street now
🔗 15:19
featherweight_: kids lreans on the interweds with them smart phones , who needs skools
🔗 15:20
Hiramas: erictheorange that is done through the streets
🔗 15:20
DiamondTiki: Power, water, and poop all flow along the streets
🔗 15:20
Aracuda: Whoever controls LRRbot, can we please add 'Plop a Turb' to the advice
🔗 15:20
Shadow_wolfs: you dont have to connect the power it just flows through the roads
🔗 15:20
Nightvalien28: people don't need education just look at america :D
🔗 15:20
DiamondTiki: Hopefully not through the same places
🔗 15:20
Nightvalien28: shoot that plane down
🔗 15:20
Tuckiozi: Roads lead electricity. This is just science
🔗 15:20
simonAJ: There are so many ways a mayor can show you her love / Like a new sewage plant or a heart-shaped mineral dig / She can take your house and level it / Or send you a note / That says "Eviiiiiicteeeeed" / With little hearts over i's
🔗 15:20
Pandasandpancakes: Edumacation is for dumbz
🔗 15:20
squaredotcube: and this is why you put sewage and polluting power plants on the corners, such is the old way of SimCity veterans
🔗 15:20
CantWearHats: camera adjust!
🔗 15:20
Shadow_wolfs: im reinstalling this game casue i suddenly feel like playing so time to build 3 cities at once XD
🔗 15:20
Monkeyandbanana: hey
🔗 15:20
AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 15:20
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 50% (1/2)
🔗 15:21
malc: plop a tripod
🔗 15:21
Lord_Rakdos: it is far to dark for the time
🔗 15:21
DiamondTiki: Tax everyone 95%
🔗 15:21
VmKid: Noooo! The immersion is ruined!
🔗 15:21
ChroniclerC: Desert Bus next friday... HYPE!!! lrrAWESOME
🔗 15:21
Hiramas: id rather try cities XL again mabe?
🔗 15:21
AlexanderDitto: STATISTICSBUREAUCRACY
🔗 15:21
TrakoGamer: sell the poop
🔗 15:21
DeathNDecay1: what was that? 50% tax rate?
🔗 15:21
wolf2012pack: now that there's no always on requirement, this game is actually okay
🔗 15:21
squaredotcube: !game not for those new to the series
🔗 15:21
mtvcdm: If this is sandbox mode, there is a money code.
🔗 15:21
Chilie_Ilya: And that kids was a "*** this ***" moan
🔗 15:21
Jirinal: the answer is easy more toilets
🔗 15:21
Erictheorange: So your money is samolians, so slave trade is strong here.
🔗 15:21
Tuckiozi: Those are some small taxes
🔗 15:21
Sunomel: Yay budgets
🔗 15:21
VmKid: I'm gonna miss the Moonbase Basement for DB lrrAWW
🔗 15:21
AlexanderDitto: Tax the *** out of them.
🔗 15:21
SamJohnston: Metal housing income
🔗 15:21
SohNata: Bonds of Canada>
🔗 15:21
ChroniclerC: I'm weirdly saddened by DB not being in the Moonbase anymore.
🔗 15:21
GroutNASA: Can you get bombs?!
🔗 15:21
ShadeofHades: So we are learning the game, then? (I just jumped on)
🔗 15:21
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh a game with no plot for me to miss? :P
🔗 15:21
Nightvalien28: It won't be on the moonbase?
🔗 15:21
Ev0clipse: i recommend growing your city very slowly and carefully, this game has a tendency to *** all your finance up if you grow too fast. Take Bonds only as an emergency
🔗 15:21
simonAJ: Bonds of Stankonia would be a good Boards of Canada cover band name
🔗 15:21
Jirinal: you need people that buy toilets and place them somewhere and you need people that sell toilets and you need people who produce toilets
🔗 15:22
DiamondTiki: Well, they'll have room to turn around, which will be nice
🔗 15:22
AlexanderDitto: Look at that cul de sac! SO CUTE
🔗 15:22
Erictheorange: go to poop cam
🔗 15:22
Dix: oh my god this gif is brilliant
🔗 15:22
wolf2012pack: WAIT, WHAT? no moonbase basement?!
🔗 15:22
zyme86: so where is this moonbase annex?
🔗 15:22
🔗 15:22
QuarterNote_: maybe consider putting the poop further away?
🔗 15:22
Tuckiozi: Not-Moonbase DB is going to be weird...
🔗 15:22
Sarah_Serinde: Except for the rich narrative that Kathleen and chat are probably constructing, anyway...
🔗 15:22
SamJohnston: The name's Bond. Reimbursible corporate bonds.
🔗 15:22
CantWearHats: I will miss the moonbasement, but the new place has so much room for activites!
🔗 15:22
GroutNASA: So this is the famous Poo Map?
🔗 15:22
mtvcdm: No, they're using a special venue this year they're calling the Lunar Module.
🔗 15:22
VmKid: Will you guys be bringing all the props and stuff from the Moonbase to DB this year?
🔗 15:22
DiamondTiki: Poop cam most important cam
🔗 15:22
Meltalar: i think, you need a police :D
🔗 15:22
Lord_Rakdos: Wait where will DB 8 be held
🔗 15:22
AlexanderDitto: I love how when you click on the poop mode, it makes subtle poop splorching noises.
🔗 15:22
Erictheorange: YAY POOP CAM! lrrAWESOME
🔗 15:22
Dix: I for one can't wait to check out the LEM
🔗 15:22
amythist: nah police station comes later,
🔗 15:22
malc: I love how the poop queues at intersections
🔗 15:22
Saintnex: Such poops
🔗 15:22
Chilie_Ilya: Poop circulation: optimal
🔗 15:22
All_Mankind: parp?
🔗 15:22
ChroniclerC: DB 8 will be at the Lunar Module.
🔗 15:22
amythist: same with fire departments and health care
🔗 15:22
🔗 15:22
Valkyrie_Lemons: Who needs the police?
🔗 15:22
QuarterNote_: oh yes a park right next to the sewage plant
🔗 15:22
DerpAttackGo: so do we got raw ore,coal or oil under the town?
🔗 15:22
Pandasandpancakes: See the latest news item on the DB website for the venue: www.desertbus.org
🔗 15:22
CantWearHats: read dat blogpost
🔗 15:22
Nightvalien28: oh snap that was for real?
🔗 15:22
Dix: wait
🔗 15:22
Dix: wait
🔗 15:22
Dix: i'm on it
🔗 15:23
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm sure the new location will feel a lot like Desert Bus once they bring in ALL THE THINGS
🔗 15:23
ChroniclerC: Ah, Hats beat me to it.
🔗 15:23
Valkyrie_Lemons: Just give everyone guns, this is a "Do your own justice" town.
🔗 15:23
Godofmuffins: Why build parks when you can build more lovely coal power plants.
🔗 15:23
Sarah_Serinde: And I'm happy they have a much better space thsi year
🔗 15:23
ChroniclerC: Good linkfall, Hats.
🔗 15:23
zyme86: blow up the road you put in and then fit the park in. Rebuild road
🔗 15:23
Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
🔗 15:23
mtvcdm: Fort Tectoria in downtown Victoria is the venue. Larger, a fridge, heating, a nearby office supplies store for if they run out of packing tape or something...
🔗 15:23
Tuckiozi: Poop Park doesn't seem all that great
🔗 15:23
Anaerin: It's not open because of the time of day.
🔗 15:23
Ev0clipse: yeah its conncected
🔗 15:23
DerpAttackGo: yea its auto connected
🔗 15:23
Dix: !dblem
🔗 15:23
LRRbot: This year, Desert Bus 8 has a new location: The Lunar Module! Read more about it here: https://desertbus.org/blog/2014/11/04/introducing-the-lunar-module/
🔗 15:23
MedicOfOld: looks fine
🔗 15:23
simonAJ: The new space will also have me in it, which is a major improvement imo
🔗 15:23
AlexanderDitto: I... would guess it's just closed because it's nighttime?
🔗 15:23
SamJohnston: Poop Park is my least favourite Michael Crichton book
🔗 15:23
Anaerin: It's auto-connected.
🔗 15:23
CantWearHats: nicely done dix
🔗 15:24
ChroniclerC: lem?
🔗 15:24
malc: !dblemming
🔗 15:24
Dix: also
🔗 15:24
Lysander_Gustav: Is Kathleen playing this because of Feed Dump? Or is the 3DS out of commission today?
🔗 15:24
Dix: !dblunarmodule
🔗 15:24
LRRbot: This year, Desert Bus 8 has a new location: The Lunar Module! Read more about it here: https://desertbus.org/blog/2014/11/04/introducing-the-lunar-module/
🔗 15:24
Valkyrie_Lemons: Parks have an area effect, they don't need connections.
🔗 15:24
Piperlyon: wait, Lube n Go?
🔗 15:24
Crazyginder22: lube'n'go seems like a legit place
🔗 15:24
JediTransmit: Lunar Excrutiating module.
🔗 15:24
DerpAttackGo: now kathleen lets see wat we can mine out of the ground
🔗 15:24
DiamondTiki: Lube 'n' go?
🔗 15:24
ElihuAran: Guys, I'm feeling really down right now and it feels like everything is slowly spiralling out of control. Not even the news that Majora's Mask (my favourite LoZ) is finally coming to 3DS can help me. Tips on getting through this?
🔗 15:24
Dix: LEM was the acronym used for the Lunar Excursion Module during the Apollo missions
🔗 15:24
King__of__Spades: "go lube at Lube 'n' Go"
🔗 15:24
Piperlyon: is that a mechanic or... other thing?
🔗 15:24
Escherichia3: Lube n' go is 100% not a message parlour
🔗 15:24
Godofmuffins: Lube n Go. We do not have prostitutes.
🔗 15:24
Cantwearcats: How would that NOT attract customers?
🔗 15:24
Escherichia3: *massage
🔗 15:24
Aracuda: Lube 'n' go is obviously a family friendly place
🔗 15:24
ChroniclerC: Ah.
🔗 15:24
RogueLink: Is anyone else having trouble viewing the stream?
🔗 15:24
All_Mankind: i'm amazed that people want to use a park with all this untamed wilderness literally two seconds away
🔗 15:24
Cantwearcats: A certain type of customer anyway
🔗 15:25
SixFootTurkey: I agree with Cantwearcats
🔗 15:25
ChroniclerC: I'm not, Mankind.
🔗 15:25
Crazyginder22: Lube'n'go is 90% a massage parlor
🔗 15:25
JediTransmit: LEM was the original term, they swapped it to LM as excursion sounded too fun.
🔗 15:25
All_Mankind: sims do not go hiking i guess
🔗 15:25
Dix: there
🔗 15:25
Dix: !dblem
🔗 15:25
LRRbot: This year, Desert Bus 8 has a new location: The Lunar Module (aka the LEM)! Read more about it here: https://desertbus.org/blog/2014/11/04/introducing-the-lunar-module/
🔗 15:25
squaredotcube: Lube n' Go got a lot more business before the sewage plant was built
🔗 15:25
Aracuda: get all sorts of fluids to allow your gears to move easily
🔗 15:25
Noxenluxe: @elihuaran Do what I do, develop an extremely jaded sense of schadenfraude.
🔗 15:25
mtvcdm: It's just one-stream-wonder games for the time being because there's no sense getting into a new game and then have it cut off for Desert Bus.
🔗 15:25
SamJohnston: Lube 'n' Go is the only mechanic where they guarantee to polish your gearstick.
🔗 15:25
Meltalar: confirmed, kathleen does not like perfectly planed streets :D
🔗 15:25
Tuckiozi: LEARNINGS!
🔗 15:25
Ev0clipse: And so starts the way in the debt and the downfall of this city.....
🔗 15:25
King__of__Spades: the name's Bond....School Bond
🔗 15:25
Castlewise: deficit spending, eh?
🔗 15:25
Valkyrie_Lemons: No schools! Send kids to boot camp
🔗 15:26
Piperlyon: make sure you teach them kids right Kathleen
🔗 15:26
Lysander_Gustav: Will this become Frank Miller's Sim City?
🔗 15:26
mtvcdm: And power to everything in my house EXCEPT this computer just cut off. Huh.
🔗 15:26
ChroniclerC: So, we need to beat a half-million this year, right? We gonna go all the way to a million?
🔗 15:26
DiamondTiki: Now you need public transportation or students won't be able to reach the school
🔗 15:26
Ravynn: Education is a trap in this game!
🔗 15:26
🔗 15:26
Bawkbawkboo1: Mtvcmd: have a UPS?
🔗 15:26
Anubis169: Kappa
🔗 15:26
SamJohnston: Children are our future. By which I mean we will burn our children for fuel.
🔗 15:26
TacitusVigil: Children are our future: but today belongs to Kathleen. Build a casino!
🔗 15:26
Shadow_wolfs: put in bus stops to get more kids to shools
🔗 15:26
Crazyginder22: can we fastforward to summoning monsters of destruction to ransack the tiny city?
🔗 15:26
DiamondTiki: Half of the things are traps in this game
🔗 15:26
Anubis169 runs
🔗 15:26
amythist: the Virgo in me shudders at those curved/non-aligned roads
🔗 15:26
Dix: well we'll hit $2 million lifetime in just a hair over $200,000
🔗 15:26
Ev0clipse: everything is a trap in this game, the game is designed to *** your city up after a certain period of time
🔗 15:26
Hiramas: lol Anubis
🔗 15:26
Pandasandpancakes: Schools? How delightfully egalitarian! You'll be letting them vote next!
🔗 15:26
King__of__Spades: still needs a Hammock District but then again every city does
🔗 15:26
mercano82: Just tuned in to see Kathleen building school bus stops. Does that count as a !busstop?
🔗 15:26
mtvcdm: Well, we don't 'need' to beat anything. The goal is to help as many children as possible; if that means setting a funding record, so be it.
🔗 15:26
DerpAttackGo: we should see wat is in the ground so we can mine it?
🔗 15:27
Crazyginder22: Amythist i am right there with you. those poor sims
🔗 15:27
Lysander_Gustav: !deathcount
🔗 15:27
LRRbot: 0 deaths for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 15:27
Godofmuffins: Pandasandpancakes: Hahaha, Aristocracy.
🔗 15:27
sticks_abuser: i like the sound track
🔗 15:27
mercano82: Kathleen "No, I don't want to learn" DeVere
🔗 15:27
VmKid: How in the hell will we count deaths in Simcity?!
🔗 15:27
Lysander_Gustav: !busstopcount
🔗 15:27
LRRbot: 0 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 15:27
Tuckiozi: Yes, plop some fire.
🔗 15:27
Anubis169: uhh
🔗 15:27
Erictheorange: needs more poop cam.
🔗 15:27
Anubis169: if we count bus-stops in this game
🔗 15:27
ChroniclerC: Must construct additional pylons.
🔗 15:27
Anubis169: we'll break the counter
🔗 15:27
LambMower: I'm here, and wow. This is did not expect to see on a Kathleen stream
🔗 15:27
VmKid: Wait a second... will we be counting deaths in Desert Bus... :O
🔗 15:27
SamJohnston: "Examine the minerals so it's clear what the benefits of mining would be". Or, alternatively, "DIG DOWN FOR WHAT"
🔗 15:27
Ravynn: Don't plop the fire house until you actually get a fire
🔗 15:27
SirSlipps: You must construct additional everything.
🔗 15:27
Myrniss: fire station not needed. If on fire then drop the poops on it. simples
🔗 15:27
mtvcdm: How are we going to start an arson protection racket without a fire station?
🔗 15:27
DeathNDecay1: who needs police? I am the LAW!
🔗 15:27
Shadow_wolfs: hey wait we can use the bus stops for this game :P
🔗 15:27
LambMower: Vmkid, yes... crashes
🔗 15:28
squaredotcube: I remember when all you had to do was put down a school and the rest was "figured out automatically"
🔗 15:28
VmKid: Yes, I know
🔗 15:28
VmKid: And we have busstops...
🔗 15:28
LambMower: So is this an arland tier?
🔗 15:28
All_Mankind: Judge Dredd should be one of the natural disasters
🔗 15:28
LambMower: Or did Kathleen actually decide on playing Sim City?
🔗 15:28
Anubis169: i'm not sure
🔗 15:28
Anubis169: i think she wanted to :)
🔗 15:28
Muffincider: We should do a death threat counter for this
🔗 15:28
Lysander_Gustav: Is this the version of Sim City where the cities were in enclosed domes?
🔗 15:28
Anubis169: the game's already a delight
🔗 15:28
mtvcdm: I think it's just a pre-DB placeholder game.
🔗 15:28
VmKid: My only hope is that when the chat gets unruly for DB we'll have to figure out some way to keep the deathcount correct
🔗 15:28
Crazyginder22: seeing this makes me want to go play a good simcity game
🔗 15:28
Saintnex: These roads are drivin my OCD tendencies mad :D
🔗 15:28
mercano82: I remember when you didn't build schools, sometimes Residential zones would becomes schools or hospitals.
🔗 15:28
some_call_me_tim: give me all the stuff
🔗 15:29
All_Mankind: if this is a commissioned stream it's both strange and secretive
🔗 15:29
Tuckiozi: These roads are great,
🔗 15:29
Anubis169: Muffincider: in sim games like this, a !death = a complete fail state or paved save
🔗 15:29
Erictheorange: kathleen gimmie stuff
🔗 15:29
Valkyrie_Lemons: Why be nice to them? You're not exactly running for re-election in this game.
🔗 15:29
malc: lrrGOAT there
🔗 15:29
Anubis169: to make it perfectly clear, I am NOT tracking the deaths every every sim in that city
🔗 15:29
TacitusVigil: Mmmm...you can really taste the goat in this pizza.
🔗 15:29
Tuckiozi: Hey, they're cheap AND tasty.
🔗 15:29
Anubis169: x_x
🔗 15:29
LambMower: Well he is selling both cheap and tasty burgers
🔗 15:29
Aracuda: if you want your citizens to stop wanting stuff, just send them to Snorsh. a few days there, and they will give away ALL their worldly possessions to get away from the weagles
🔗 15:29
Nightvalien28: that sounds like quitter talk anubis
🔗 15:29
Muffincider: @Anubis169 The death threat counter is more of how many times Kathleen swears she'll end her citizens for being annoying:P
🔗 15:29
LambMower: He obviously has a winning business strategy
🔗 15:29
Chilie_Ilya: Elihuaran try doing something that you've been postponing a lot
🔗 15:29
VmKid: Cheap and Tasty burgers are the best kind.
🔗 15:29
squaredotcube: woo! Low-value commercial properties!
🔗 15:29
SamJohnston: George's "Cheap" and "Tasty" "Burgers"
🔗 15:30
Erictheorange: your not sorry.
🔗 15:30
Rockingbomb: is a burnt down building a death for the game?
🔗 15:30
TacitusVigil: Kathleen "Imminent Domain" DeVere
🔗 15:30
mtvcdm: Who needs to apologize? This is SimCity. Mayors don't get fired in SimCity.
🔗 15:30
LadyRhian: Eminent Domain
🔗 15:30
VmKid: Ding-Dong
🔗 15:30
Bawkbawkboo1: In SC3000U I would often wind up with a clock of light industrial that is ONLY smog factories
🔗 15:30
mercano82: Aracuda: there are Snorshian reeducation camps?
🔗 15:30
Valkyrie_Lemons: The displacement from your homes if for the good of the glorious 5 year plan!
🔗 15:30
All_Mankind: this is making me hungry for simming some cities. is there a consensus which Sim City is the best?
🔗 15:30
Tuckiozi: This city is planned after the Snorsh school of city planning.
🔗 15:30
Noxenluxe: @erictheorange And then everyone who teaches english suddenly exploded with incoherent rage.
🔗 15:30
Anubis169: Nightvalien28: for starters i don't think that stat is recorded :P
🔗 15:30
Bawkbawkboo1: block*
🔗 15:30
Ravynn: Sounds like Kathleen needs a co-pilot! Summon the G!
🔗 15:30
DasGreatBrit: probably still better then rob ford
🔗 15:30
zyme86: city palanning, what city planning
🔗 15:30
Walkingharder: This is pure entertainment right now
🔗 15:30
All_Mankind: (cue the shouts of "anything but this one")
🔗 15:30
LambMower: all_mankind Simcity 4
🔗 15:30
Nightvalien28: Anubis169, :D
🔗 15:30
Lysander_Gustav: When the city is dead, it counts as a death, I think
🔗 15:30
DerpAttackGo: hey kathleen hold alt and it fill in the zone for along the road
🔗 15:30
JediTransmit: The "Go lrrEFF yourself" Crapshot was awesome.
🔗 15:30
Erictheorange: doughnut strats are the only stats
🔗 15:30
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Blah, spell check betrayed me. Thanks for the correction. :)
🔗 15:31
VmKid: Believe it or not, this is what Snorsh actually looks like. They have more money than you'd expect, actually.
🔗 15:31
Ravynn: All_Manking Simcity 4 or 2000 are generally agreed upon as the best of the series
🔗 15:31
Eldrin13: anyone else hearing a wild Paul in the background?
🔗 15:31
sticks_abuser: Anarchy
🔗 15:31
DeathNDecay1: question, When do we start destroying this city? With earthquakes, sharknados, or Shaq-zilla!
🔗 15:31
Angnor33: Too many planes are flying by. We need surface to air missiles.
🔗 15:31
Erictheorange: @Noxenluxe You-re just gonna have to deal with it.
🔗 15:31
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil No problem- writer here.
🔗 15:31
mtvcdm: We'll count a death only if Kathleen feels the need to pave the city and start again somewhere else.
🔗 15:31
Anubis169: Ravynn: i played 2000 :D
🔗 15:31
Anubis169: it was very calming
🔗 15:31
LadyTL: Snorsh: "You spend tourist dollar, we let you go home... maybe."
🔗 15:31
All_Mankind: hey, i actually own 2000
🔗 15:31
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Me too, as least in political stuff, so I feel extra foolish.
🔗 15:31
Walkingharder: Too many birds too. We need to deal with that
🔗 15:31
VmKid: Snorsh has a surprisingly good internal economy.
🔗 15:31
Noxenluxe died forever.
🔗 15:31
malc: hooray, a medium sculpture
🔗 15:31
Lysander_Gustav: Can you summon disasters in this version?
🔗 15:31
malc: how very medium
🔗 15:32
Ravynn: Anubis169 I spent a tremendous amount of my childhood playing Simcity 2000...I love it tremendously
🔗 15:32
Bawkbawkboo1: There goes your money
🔗 15:32
Sunomel: Where's the "doom"?
🔗 15:32
CelticStag: Is kathleen playing Sim City because of the Feed Dump today?
🔗 15:32
Anubis169 resurrects Noxenluxe
🔗 15:32
QuarterNote_: A fancy city with no hospital, police, or fire department
🔗 15:32
King__of__Spades: PEI has a toll bridge only going out not coming in
🔗 15:32
DiamondTiki: Why are all the parks away from the residential area?
🔗 15:32
Chilie_Ilya: Poopsville. "Fancy *** city, goddamit".
🔗 15:32
Anubis169: i only played it for a short while
🔗 15:32
DiamondTiki: Are we taunting the citizens?
🔗 15:32
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil Just a fiction writer here
🔗 15:32
Tuckiozi: Oooh, the houses are growing
🔗 15:32
Noxenluxe: Oh man, kathleens streaming today.
🔗 15:32
Bawkbawkboo1: How different was 3000 unlimited from 2000?
🔗 15:32
Abcxyq: This is why real mayors pay city planners
🔗 15:32
squaredotcube: I never foresaw a medium sculpture garden
🔗 15:32
MillerDark: Land value increase!
🔗 15:32
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: What type of fiction?
🔗 15:32
Metricos: Needs more bathhouses and brothels!
🔗 15:32
CantWearHats: ah the famous Poopsville Amphitheater
🔗 15:32
Anubis169: but it got me through my exams in secondary school
🔗 15:32
some_call_me_tim: celticstag because desert bus is on the way. Not enough time to play big RPGs
🔗 15:32
MillerDark: People with more than minimum wage incoming
🔗 15:32
mercano82: I played a lot of the 2D game that was later rebranded Sim City Classic.
🔗 15:32
mtvcdm: City planners are for chumps.
🔗 15:32
Metricos: oh *** my arrow fell off. brb
🔗 15:32
Anubis169: <3
🔗 15:32
VmKid: Weagle Hunting Services brings in a lot of extra money and creates lots of jobs for the people of Snorsh. A shame that so many people die as a result.
🔗 15:32
mercano82: On a B&W Mac
🔗 15:32
Tuckiozi: Soon we'll have expensive and tasty burgers.
🔗 15:33
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil Fantfiction. :)
🔗 15:33
LambMower: We call those people "stuck up jerks" Especially you, Jim.
🔗 15:33
LambMower: *** Jim and his fancy house
🔗 15:33
LadyTL: CWH - I remember that well... with such sellout shows as "Don't Live Here" and "Seriously, Why Do You Live Here?"
🔗 15:33
JediTransmit: All those fancy elementary school intellectuals.
🔗 15:33
some_call_me_tim: We need a Big Kahuna Burger place
🔗 15:33
All_Mankind: i want to build a city with free housing
🔗 15:33
VmKid: LambMower: What do you have against Jim?
🔗 15:33
VmKid: Jim F'ing Sterling
🔗 15:33
Eldrin13: man now i want to try and build my spoke city again. Thats what i did in Sim City last and it worked suprising well. and then you can make a segregated society with each ring being more and more impoverished until you hit the countryside
🔗 15:33
Tuckiozi: Jim is a doink.
🔗 15:33
Anubis169: some_call_me_tim: Big Kathleena Burger?
🔗 15:33
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Neat!
🔗 15:33
LadyRhian: Jim Sterling lives in Stankytown?
🔗 15:33
LambMower: Not that Jim, vmkid :P
🔗 15:33
CelticStag: Kathleen "Oh *** What Did I Just Demolish" De Vere
🔗 15:33
Cantwearcats: Someone needs to make a mod that adds "weagle stampede" as a natural disaster
🔗 15:33
QuarterNote_: KATHLEEN STOP PUTING THE POOP UPWIND OF PEOPLE
🔗 15:33
VmKid: Jim is the MAYOR of Stankytown.
🔗 15:33
CantWearHats: LadyTL, their production of AHSS: The Musical was second to none
🔗 15:33
King__of__Spades: sorry I zoned out do we have a high school yet?
🔗 15:33
LambMower: QN, it's called poopsville.
🔗 15:33
mtvcdm: kathleen "KillDozer" De Vere
🔗 15:33
SohNata: Is the Desert Bus site down for anyone else?
🔗 15:33
Noxenluxe: @vmkid No no, he's Jim F*cking Sterling Son
🔗 15:34
Nightvalien28: QuarterNote_, prettty sure it is intentional
🔗 15:34
some_call_me_tim: Anubis169 as long as you speak English rather than what, you're welcome to place an order
🔗 15:34
Metricos: Much better.
🔗 15:34
QuarterNote_: :P
🔗 15:34
The_Phailhaus: What makes this a doom city?
🔗 15:34
Ravynn: SohNata nope, seems fine to me?
🔗 15:34
MedicOfOld: lrrSPOT
🔗 15:34
VmKid: Oh man, those videos were *** hilarious. I always love watching devs melt down at really simple criticism.
🔗 15:34
ChroniclerC: All the doom, phailhaus.
🔗 15:34
Godofmuffins: The_phailhaus: Kathleen is making it.
🔗 15:34
Nightvalien28: yay
🔗 15:34
Chilie_Ilya: Uuh? lrrSPOT ?
🔗 15:34
Anubis169: some_call_me_tim: everybody knows nobody speaks english in what
🔗 15:34
Woland77: someone buy Kathleen a right angle tool
🔗 15:34
Anubis169: :D
🔗 15:34
Saintnex: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
🔗 15:34
Godofmuffins: lrrSPOT I guess
🔗 15:34
100viewbots: D:
🔗 15:34
All_Mankind: fill this land with landfills, as someone said
🔗 15:34
shadowmaster132: Cool. I've never played SimCity before
🔗 15:34
mercano82: !stormcount
🔗 15:34
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 0
🔗 15:34
VmKid: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
🔗 15:34
Chilie_Ilya: !panic
🔗 15:34
LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 15:34
Eldrin13: civic planning at its finest
🔗 15:34
Cantwearcats: Doom city...tomb city...zoom ditty?
🔗 15:34
Woland77: you pu it on the freeway?
🔗 15:34
VmKid: !storm
🔗 15:34
Metricos: Remind me to make a new novelty account "Metricos' Bathhouse and Brothel" We'll see how progressive Sim City really is
🔗 15:34
mercano82: LRRbot's not counting subs.
🔗 15:34
LambMower: New subscriber reward? Building named after you!
🔗 15:34
VmKid: Noep
🔗 15:34
CantWearHats: garbage day?!
🔗 15:35
Anubis169: hey that's a fantastic idea for a sub event
🔗 15:35
Noxenluxe: I always enjoy videos where the saltiness is palpable.
🔗 15:35
Anubis169: a named building :D
🔗 15:35
Muffincider: Kathleen would make the best American city planner
🔗 15:35
LadyRhian: Boom ditties?
🔗 15:35
mtvcdm: Is.... is there still a sub notification in here?
🔗 15:35
The_Phailhaus: Lol godofmuffims
🔗 15:35
Imat156: I'm not gonna lie, Kathleen building a SimCity sounds incredibly entertaining
🔗 15:35
some_call_me_tim: is it snorsh dollars or american?
🔗 15:35
ChroniclerC: He Metricos, you should make that new novelty account.
🔗 15:35
VmKid: I'm gonna go ahead and assume that that on-screen notification was in error.
🔗 15:35
MillerDark: But the recycling center gives you +2 alluminium. You can only have 5 of them, though
🔗 15:35
Eldrin13: make a trailer park across the highway
🔗 15:35
squaredotcube: all that unused space D:
🔗 15:36
mtvcdm: No, Metricos did subscribe. He lacked an arrow earlier and now he has one.
🔗 15:36
Lysander_Gustav: Put the neighborhood next to the bomb-testing site?
🔗 15:36
All_Mankind: hey is that the end of the world at the other side of the forest?
🔗 15:36
Valkyrie_Lemons: Why don't these people just live in the forest in tents? Why do you think we allow so many trees in the first place?
🔗 15:36
squaredotcube: (between the roads)
🔗 15:36
QuarterNote_: Waterfront housing!
🔗 15:36
Metricos: It's true. I actually subscribed. Granted I'm a resub, but still.
🔗 15:36
Angnor33: Kathleen, if you start listening to the people now, it'll be that much harder to stop later. Ignore your people now!
🔗 15:36
Chilie_Ilya: I just realized: no !flush =*(
🔗 15:36
Nightvalien28: guys which one is the best single player worms game?
🔗 15:36
VmKid: What in the heck? Twitch chat wat u doin
🔗 15:36
Saintnex: Wait what? Sub hype?
🔗 15:36
mtvcdm: Okay, it's definitely Lrrbot that has the problem.
🔗 15:36
DiamondTiki: WElcome to SimCity 2013, squaredotcube. You have to build roads very exactly to avoid that, and it's still wonk
🔗 15:36
Anubis169: huh
🔗 15:36
DiamondTiki: wonky*
🔗 15:36
VmKid: No, it
🔗 15:36
mercano82: But it was a resub, not a renewal, so LRRbot should have picked it up.
🔗 15:36
CoyoteSans: Fractal dicks.
🔗 15:37
Anubis169: howcome the storm counter isn't incrementing?
🔗 15:37
Anubis169: !storm
🔗 15:37
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 0
🔗 15:37
LambMower: Kathleen "I'm trying to make a dick" DeVere
🔗 15:37
Anubis169: uhh
🔗 15:37
malc: ~botflip
🔗 15:37
LRRTwitter: (?°?°???oq???
🔗 15:37
Chilie_Ilya: There's no chat announcement either
🔗 15:37
Metricos: Dick Road. Johnson Ave. *** Street. Schlong Drive.
🔗 15:37
VmKid: No, LRRBot isn't the issue. It seems that Twitch isn't announcing subs in the chat
🔗 15:37
Woland77: yeah, we got tht
🔗 15:37
CantWearHats: Anubis169, it looks like they're not showing up in chat either
🔗 15:37
SohNata: Anubis169: Twitch is a little dudgy at the moment, could be why
🔗 15:37
Noxenluxe: Simcity has failed Kathleen and the chat by being unable to make dick jokes.
🔗 15:37
Metricos: Tallywhacker Pike
🔗 15:37
Anubis169: !storm set 2
🔗 15:37
Lewd_Road_Map: Kathleen can't get it up :(
🔗 15:37
CantWearHats: this is a weird looking dick
🔗 15:37
King__of__Spades: ooooo Waterfront
🔗 15:37
VmKid: The storm count relies on lrrbot which relies on Twitch announcing the subs
🔗 15:37
Metricos: It really, really is, CWH
🔗 15:37
DeathNDecay1: the dreaded barbed dick! so lewd
🔗 15:37
VmKid: !stormcount
🔗 15:37
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 0
🔗 15:37
DirgeNovak: Graham and Paul are going to laugh at you on Unskippable for making a curved road that doesn't get around anything
🔗 15:37
All_Mankind: Reckt street
🔗 15:37
DiamondTiki: If your dick looks like that, see a doctor
🔗 15:37
HolisticBilfred: Kathleen "it's curving the wrong way" DeVere
🔗 15:37
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil Alll sorts of fanfic, mainly AO Rated.
🔗 15:37
Tuckiozi: That is not anatomically correct
🔗 15:37
napsterthegrey: why isnt this game on steam?
🔗 15:37
VmKid: !stormcount set 2
🔗 15:37
Aracuda: this dick road is gonna bankrupt Poopsville
🔗 15:37
squaredotcube: and now I know why Simcity stuck to a grid so vehemently for the last four iterations :x
🔗 15:38
DasGreatBrit: answer the door!
🔗 15:38
CantWearHats: you can't manually adjust the stormcount, guys
🔗 15:38
mercano82: !game good
🔗 15:38
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 67% (2/3)
🔗 15:38
VmKid: DING DONG
🔗 15:38
JediTransmit: It is fun to watch. Good streaming game.
🔗 15:38
Walkingharder: I am enjoying the stream
🔗 15:38
Nightvalien28: it is great streaming kathleen
🔗 15:38
Walkingharder: !game good
🔗 15:38
Aracuda: a phrase i never thought id utter
🔗 15:38
King__of__Spades: I'm enjoying watching the stream
🔗 15:38
DeathNDecay1: !game bad
🔗 15:38
ElihuAran: !goodstream
🔗 15:38
100viewbots: You are filling the giant simcity void in my heart
🔗 15:38
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Forgive my ignorance, what is AO Rated?
🔗 15:38
King__of__Spades: !game good
🔗 15:38
Escherichia3: Napsterthegrey EA only puts their games on origin
🔗 15:38
malc: !game good
🔗 15:38
All_Mankind: hey, a small lakeside community, just enough that no one will complain about other people having lakeside properties
🔗 15:38
Anubis169: ARGH, Kathleen that is my exact doorbell sound... i just got out of my chair
🔗 15:38
Castlewise: its great. Midori hasn't said anything at all this stream
🔗 15:38
Escherichia3: I'
🔗 15:38
Lord_Rakdos: Its ok streaming
🔗 15:38
Hicks231: what sims game is this?
🔗 15:38
Anubis169: !game
🔗 15:38
LRRbot: Currently playing: SIMCITY (2013) (rating 71%)
🔗 15:38
LadyRhian: Are they on the right side of the tracks or the WRONG side.
🔗 15:38
DirgeNovak: Midori is DEAD.
🔗 15:38
mercano82: You can vote if it's a good game to stream with !game good or !game bad.
🔗 15:38
LambMower: That IS a great point, there's no Midori
🔗 15:38
Escherichia3: I'm enjoying this
🔗 15:38
Metricos: !game good
🔗 15:38
King__of__Spades: !stream good
🔗 15:38
Meltalar: a train station would be cool
🔗 15:38
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil Adults Only
🔗 15:38
CelticStag: Make a road and call it "EFF this road in particular"
🔗 15:38
Noxenluxe: !game medicore
🔗 15:38
napsterthegrey: Escherichia3 yes right! i forgot. thanks!
🔗 15:38
Anubis169: !game good
🔗 15:38
Darth_Wooper: With 400+ people watching, I think we can safely say people are enjoying this.
🔗 15:38
mtvcdm: Someone needs to subscribe as 'StormcounterIsBusted'.
🔗 15:39
DirgeNovak: Diksan finally snapped and lit her on fire. It's canon.
🔗 15:39
Ravynn: !game good
🔗 15:39
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 80% (8/10)
🔗 15:39
Eldrin13: pshhhh libraries before hospitals
🔗 15:39
SixFootTurkey: Celticstag you mean 'EFF this particular' Road
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VmKid: RIPStormCounter
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Tuckiozi: Policefireambulance?
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King__of__Spades: oooooooo Hospital
🔗 15:39
Sunomel: Who needs police?
🔗 15:39
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Ah. So no LRR fanfiction then? ;-)
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Anubis169: i don't know why, but this music coupled with the city itself
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Anubis169: suuuuuuuuper calming
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CoyoteSans: I know in SC4, the advice was "don't build fire dept until you have a fire", but I don't know if that works here.
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CelticStag: @Sixfootturkey that works too
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alanbeirne: !game good
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All_Mankind: weird fact about society: everyone who owns a beach property are very enthusiastic about restricting the development beach properties
🔗 15:39
Anubis169 is actually relaxing
🔗 15:39
Godofmuffins: You don't need police. Just hire Vigilantes. Then it is like batman.
🔗 15:39
Krlnkir: Does a village of this size need a fire station?
🔗 15:39
VmKid: lrrEFF the police!
🔗 15:39
DeathNDecay1: but what if the poop catches fire?
🔗 15:39
Erictheorange: you know what this city needs.... a fire
🔗 15:39
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil I threatened to write Beej/Alex one. :)
🔗 15:39
VmKid: An entire city of Batman
🔗 15:40
DirgeNovak: How does that make sense Coyote
🔗 15:40
King__of__Spades: Krinkir: yes
🔗 15:40
VmKid: Every citizen is Batman.
🔗 15:40
Chilie_Ilya: Coyotesans I was so confused about what Soul calibur had to do with this
🔗 15:40
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 82% (9/11)
🔗 15:40
MillerDark: Fires occur more often in the industrial sector, actually
🔗 15:40
CelticStag: If a mayor ever says "You won't regret this" Tell ROb Ford to get thre EFF ou
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Nightvalien28: jail him for life
🔗 15:40
Nirvana___: Hello Kathleen!
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Nirvana___: and hello chat!
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Tuckiozi: We need 2500 residents
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DiamondTiki: Oh god
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Ravynn: Anubis169 I was chatting with one of the UX designers of the game actually, and we talked extensively about how they use the music and the proximity of audio to create a calming simulation game
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CantWearHats: hey Nirvana___!
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Nightvalien28: hello Nirvana___
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Anubis169: Nirvana___!!
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Chilie_Ilya: Nirvana___ o/
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Sarah_Serinde: Hi Nirvana___!
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Anubis169: :D
🔗 15:40
TodayIamRee: Hire a superhero
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Anubis169 hugs
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DiamondTiki: Do you have the DLC, Kathleen?
🔗 15:40
Noxenluxe: But if everyone is batman, how will their parents die to become batman?
🔗 15:40
Dix: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A 3DS REMAKE OF MAJORA'S MASK
🔗 15:40
DiamondTiki: Maxis manor is part of a super heroes/super villains DLC
🔗 15:40
Saintnex: Hey Nirvana___
🔗 15:40
Nirvana___: Yo all
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squaredotcube: The mayor's manor, that means you have more than 2k pop
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Neural_Engineer: Maxis manor brings in a superhero who is debatiblely good for your city
🔗 15:40
Anubis169: Ravynn: let them know from me, mission accomplished
🔗 15:40
CantWearHats: WHAT DIX WHAT THERE'S A WHAT
🔗 15:41
Eldrin13: wooo interest
🔗 15:41
Tuckiozi: Oh yeah, Majoras Mask 3D was announced today.
🔗 15:41
Anubis169: i could relax in a deckchair to this
🔗 15:41
Lord_Rakdos: THERE IS A WHAT?
🔗 15:41
LambMower: Dix, I'm pretty sure people were talking about it before the stream
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Nightvalien28: dix that was announced like earlier in the year
🔗 15:41
TacitusVigil: Ladyrhian: Ha! You should follow through...maybe. Or maybe not. You might be flying too close to the sun.
🔗 15:41
mtvcdm: Zone for payday loan places.
🔗 15:41
Werdnae: It was mentioned in the chat earlier Dix
🔗 15:41
CelticStag: It was a surprise Dix
🔗 15:41
Dix: goddamnit
🔗 15:41
Valkyrie_Lemons: Don't worry about the debt, we can just raise the debt ceiling right?
🔗 15:41
CoyoteSans: I remember playing SimCity 3000, and I always ended up deep in debt. I don't city plan gewd.
🔗 15:41
Papperslappen: –I took a really angry poop earlier, it was horrible. –You know what they say, never plop on snap point.
🔗 15:41
All_Mankind: haha, is there anywhere in the world with a base tax of 9% don't answer that
🔗 15:41
Eldrin13: WAIT CANTWEARHATS THERES A WHAAAA
🔗 15:41
Castlewise: OH, we need someone to stream that
🔗 15:41
LambMower: Uh yeah, Majora's Mask 3DS coming out.
🔗 15:41
Lord_Rakdos: EEEFFFFFF
🔗 15:41
DeathNDecay1: Quick Destroy the city and collect on the insurance!
🔗 15:41
LambMower: There, now I've told you
🔗 15:41
Chilie_Ilya: press lrrEFF to poop
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mercano82: Dix: there's going to be a 3DS remake of Majora's Mask. Kappa
🔗 15:41
Dix: -_-
🔗 15:41
Tuckiozi: Majora's mask 3D is a thing that is happening.
🔗 15:41
MillerDark: "I'm in debt" Take the loan
🔗 15:41
Erictheorange: we need more poop cam.
🔗 15:41
MillerDark: takes*
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Ravynn: Anubis169 I shall! It was actually super cool, people who want a more tense simulation game tend to zoom in more to hear the hectic traffic sounds and city noises. Those looking to relax pull back and the audio/viewport comepsnates for these play styles
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King__of__Spades: hey Majora's Mask for 3DS
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Godofmuffins: Well you can get the DLC for 14.99 on the easy and convenient Origin. Glory to EA.
🔗 15:42
Lord_Rakdos: Mercano82 i will beat you will a large trout
🔗 15:42
DiamondTiki: Well this quest is either an intro into the DLC or trying to get you to buy it
🔗 15:42
Eldrin13: always take out more loans. its a l337 pro strats
🔗 15:42
CantWearHats: when do we release the giant lizard
🔗 15:42
Tuckiozi: We are the giant lizards.
🔗 15:42
Anubis169: Ravynn: that's super neat :)
🔗 15:42
LadyRhian: @Tacitusvigil My email is LadyRhian@aol.com Send me a mail and I will send you back my current Deus EX: HR magnum Opus.
🔗 15:42
King__of__Spades: not quite a Let's Nope more "Let's be consistently unnerving"
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Ravynn: CantWearHats it'll happen if Kathleen accumulates enough garbage :)
🔗 15:42
CantWearHats: yessss
🔗 15:42
CoyoteSans: Giants Lizards are too offensive for this white-bread skinner box.
🔗 15:42
Nightvalien28: that actually happens?
🔗 15:42
Godofmuffins: EA we are not pretending to be Evil.
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Saintnex: When the people are sufficiently happy CWH, that way Kathleen can watch them really suffer Kappa
🔗 15:43
LadyRhian: You can decide if you'd want to see an Alex/Beej story from me. :)
🔗 15:43
Darth_Wooper: Well, we are right by the water... who knows what's in that lake?
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Ravynn: Nightvalien28 It does indeed. Godzilla is a part of this simulation, Maxis has a history with him :D
🔗 15:43
DiamondTiki: Oh yes, giant lizards are a thing in this game
🔗 15:43
Nirvana___: EA: We are not pretending to NOT be evil, either!
🔗 15:43
somechick73: man they remade this game? I use to play simcity 2000 all the time
🔗 15:43
DiamondTiki: And they love garbage
🔗 15:43
Erictheorange: less buildy more destroy-y.
🔗 15:43
Zanaide: Well that can't be right. Their name stands for Evil Axis right?
🔗 15:43
Nightvalien28: sweet
🔗 15:43
Ev0clipse: pay back your debt
🔗 15:43
King__of__Spades: they still make more sense than some of the sub divisions in Ottawa
🔗 15:43
Eldrin13: quick someone call da popo
🔗 15:43
Sunomel: WHOOP
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Anubis169: Nirvana___: where've you been? did life eat you?
🔗 15:43
mtvcdm: Build the state so we can smash it!
🔗 15:43
Nirvana___: A169: I took a week off. Was in Vegas!
🔗 15:43
somechick73: centralize your police stations and junk so they can get places faster
🔗 15:43
Valkyrie_Lemons: My biggest gripe with EA are not the games, since I think most of their games are really good, it's their terrible, terrible upper management who make things awful.
🔗 15:43
Anubis169: oh wow
🔗 15:43
Anubis169: do you still have your car?
🔗 15:43
Anubis169: :D
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Theflyingass: Bring in da POPOS!
🔗 15:44
Nirvana___: Got to see me some Penn & Teller :D
🔗 15:44
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
🔗 15:44
TrakoGamer: I can see the bank robbers laughing hysterically at "This is Poopsville Police, come out with your hands up!"
🔗 15:44
CantWearHats: did things happen in vegas that have stayed in vegas? :P
🔗 15:44
CoyoteSans: Thankfully, the "state" in SimCity 2013 is so small, you can drown it in a bathtub!
🔗 15:44
Eldrin13: cant we just pipe all the sewage into that nice big river over there
🔗 15:44
Nirvana___: During the post-meet, I told him I really liked him in Desert Bus :)
🔗 15:44
TacitusVigil: @Ladyrhian I still have to play that...although I *did* watch them play it here...although all I mostly remember is fridges being thrown at people.
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Anubis169: CantWearHats: if he lost the car, that's staying in Vegas :P
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All_Mankind: Kathleen is embodying more Brahma the creator than Vishnu the preserver today, but remains Shiva the destroyer at heart
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somechick73: lol
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CantWearHats: ha! awesome Nirvana___ xD
🔗 15:44
BeautifulMagicGame: What is Kathleen's day job?
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Ravynn: Valkyrie_Lemons Agreed, the problem that I think most people forget is that EA is now staffed by mainly business people...not designers, developers or creators, but people who are interested in the bottom line, and have to bow to the whims of public shareholders.
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Sarah_Serinde: Nice Nirvana___
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VmKid: Shoobies?!
🔗 15:44
wabisabievan: Does this game have terrible tourist traps?
🔗 15:44
Bawkbawkboo1: Valkyrie_Lemons yes
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Sjlangenegger: !halp
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King__of__Spades: UNIKITTY?
🔗 15:44
Chilie_Ilya: "Tourists? *** yourself" sounds like Moscow
🔗 15:44
mtvcdm: A town of 1,100 people and they want tourists?
🔗 15:45
StarFreak359: tourism: not worth it :(
🔗 15:45
MillerDark: Firefighters usually need to be near the industry, police near commercial, and clinics near residential. A lot of rock paper scissors stuff
🔗 15:45
VmKid: Your city wants Shoobies
🔗 15:45
Sarah_Serinde: Beautifulmagicgame THIS (and making funny videos on the internet) is Kathleen's day job
🔗 15:45
zyme86: @Chilie_ilya that's in idaho
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TrakoGamer: Kathleen, you should have named it Snorsh
🔗 15:45
CoyoteSans: where's the guy with the the nuclear waste dump offer
🔗 15:45
King__of__Spades: you have a water front Kathleen use it
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somechick73: are you gunna put nuclear power in the middle and then flow it up and kille veryone?
🔗 15:45
Godofmuffins: Ravynn: Wait are you telling me a logical answer. This is the internet, no place for logic.
🔗 15:45
CoyoteSans: oh wait, this isn't the simcity with interesting moral choices
🔗 15:45
somechick73: blow it up and kill too
🔗 15:45
ChroniclerC: Is it a grid for spheres?
🔗 15:45
Muffincider: @Ravynn They've always been business people, look back at how they acted and they still had terrible business practices that favored money over anything else
🔗 15:45
TrakoGamer: what is this logic opf which you speak?
🔗 15:45
Eldrin13: grid system, a tried and true sim city method.
🔗 15:45
BeautifulMagicGame: Sarah_serinde that is a pretty damn cool job!
🔗 15:45
DiamondTiki: THat place (the grid) will become a traffic nightmare KAthleen. Just a heads up
🔗 15:45
Ravynn: Godofmuffins LOL, sadly I'm a game dev, so I'm an insider :P
🔗 15:46
Anubis169: The grid system.. fantastic unless you want to go diagonally
🔗 15:46
Muffincider: EA has been a business focused company from the start
🔗 15:46
Bawkbawkboo1: That was one thing about SC4 I disliked. I liked being able to manually specify how the grid goes easily
🔗 15:46
Eldrin13: wow how tight do you have to make the roads in this game to get max density housing....
🔗 15:46
il_Ginosaji: also a tried and true real city system
🔗 15:46
Yaaaaaawn: lady rhian: shirtless jensen?
🔗 15:46
DiamondTiki: PAthing AI is REALLY stupid in this game
🔗 15:46
NoTomToLose: Who's at my door?
🔗 15:46
malfunct: lots of doorbells
🔗 15:46
CantWearHats: bing bong
🔗 15:46
wabisabievan: That doorbell sound is messing with me
🔗 15:46
CoyoteSans: SimCity: The series that trains you to avoid four-way stops like the plague.
🔗 15:46
Shocksplicer: Kathleen, have you tried the Tropico games? They're city builders, but with a great sense of dark humour.
🔗 15:46
Sarah_Serinde: It is, Beautifulmagicgame! They make a lot of fun stuff
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Sarah_Serinde: !lrr
🔗 15:46
LRRbot: •••?? Visit Loading Ready Run: http://loadingreadyrun.com/
🔗 15:46
Anubis169: wabisabievan: me too, they're so like my actual doorbell
🔗 15:46
sethlock: Does anybody have any advice on addressing Flash crashing while watching Twitch streams (using Chrome)? It happened within a minute of joining this stream and has been frequent but randomly timed.
🔗 15:46
Jimorian: good thing I'm on headphones, my dog goes crazy at doorbell sounds, even on TV/computer
🔗 15:46
Valkyrie_Lemons: I will say this, EA are a really good coperation, as they do make money very well, but making money doesn't always go hand in hand with making good games.
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Ravynn: Muffincider of course, Although 'business focused' meant something else twenty years ago when it came to games, teams of four people got paid 100k a year to make millions and millions of dollars...those margins have changed in the last 20 years tremendously, and the industry has been slow to change for that
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Anubis169: sethlock: yes
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squaredotcube: I have to ask: Kathleen knows how to zoom in and out right?
🔗 15:47
mtvcdm: Kill the passing airplanes, they drop a sweet katana.
🔗 15:47
squaredotcube: I mean call it dumb question but at least she could get a scale of things
🔗 15:47
mercano82: +1 Vote for Tropico
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Anubis169: sethlock: there's a way to disable chrome's built in flash plugin and use adobe's 3rd party one
🔗 15:47
Bawkbawkboo1: yes Squaredotcube
🔗 15:47
All_Mankind: in SC2000 i know you can make zones six squares deep before you have to connect them to a road, do we know that figure here?
🔗 15:47
Walkingharder: We are on the water. Could we make like a boardwalk or something?
🔗 15:47
ChroniclerC: So, do we !busstop for that?
🔗 15:47
sethlock: @Anubis169 I was about to say I'm using the pepperflash plugin and not Adobe's. I will switch and reload
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Ravynn: I don't think EA is intentionally evil, or even unintentionally, but they are a big corporation that makes money, they attract people who are good at making money, and they instigate policies to make games that make them money. To think otherwise is silly.
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TodayIamRee: Holding Shift when painting zones will paint the entire connected area that zone, which is handy for filling in the interiors of blocks
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Anubis169: :)
🔗 15:48
wabisabievan: I keep mentally placing where the hypothetical meth production center of this city is.Currently my brain has it at the valley train tack properties.
🔗 15:48
Bawkbawkboo1: Next thing you know the teacher will want a union headquaters
🔗 15:48
DiamondTiki: All_Mankind, you don't determine zone depth here, you zone along a road and it builds out until some point
🔗 15:48
Nirvana___: Have they done anything to fix the 'city maps are WAY to small' problem, yet?
🔗 15:48
mtvcdm: This is a tiny little town. I'd think it;s barely incorporated.
🔗 15:48
All_Mankind: no, corporations aren't evil, they're just structured to function as psychopaths while letting any individual avoid responsibility for that fact
🔗 15:48
Valkyrie_Lemons: Ravynn, exactly. They're good at what they do, but it would be nice if that didn't run counter to the wants of their customers.
🔗 15:48
Navarran: I've pretty much given up on EA at this point. They haven't shown any evidence of being able to listen to consumers
🔗 15:48
GDwarf: So, Kathleen, where are you going to put the Instagram dispatch office in this town? :B
🔗 15:49
MrTulip: Wabisabievan: The question is, are meth labs residential, commercial or industrial? :P
🔗 15:49
Ravynn: Nirvana They've made 20 chunk maps, but the chunks themselves haven't gotten much bigger to my knowledge
🔗 15:49
CoyoteSans: "shortcut" That's adorable, Kathleen, you think this game works on "real world" logic!
🔗 15:49
Anubis169: MrTulip: LOL
🔗 15:49
Noxenluxe: @all_mankind I feel both validated and repulsed by that statement.
🔗 15:49
Nirvana___: Ravynn: Boo :(
🔗 15:49
JeKaWo: the new cities is looking like the sim city reboot we deserve..
🔗 15:49
Nirvana___: Kathleen: The people NEVER stop asking for residential
🔗 15:49
somechick73: i agree these people are greedy for residential ***
🔗 15:49
wabisabievan: Residential they're always residential. This is speaking as someone who used to live in one of the meth capitals of the US
🔗 15:49
CelticStag: Kathleen "God *** Yourselves" DeVere
🔗 15:49
mtvcdm: EA is an American corporation. That's about the strongest insult I can muster.
🔗 15:49
Spudmcc7: Heyy
🔗 15:49
CelticStag: *Go is what I meant to say
🔗 15:49
ChroniclerC: Soon™?
🔗 15:49
LadyRhian: SOON
🔗 15:49
questhere: I'm surprised Kathleen hasn't drawn anything indecent with the roads yet (unless I missed it)
🔗 15:49
Noxenluxe: @All_mankind Mostly disappointed.
🔗 15:50
ChroniclerC: She tried to, Quest.
🔗 15:50
Metricos: you missed the dickroad, questhere
🔗 15:50
CelticStag: atleast KAthleen is honest. She's still better than Rob Ford
🔗 15:50
Ravynn: Valkyrie_Lemons I very much agree, I do pine for the days of good EA games, or products from developers EA has bought up that aren't...that dungeon keeper thing on mobile....
🔗 15:50
Valkyrie_Lemons: Questhere, she tried to draw a phallus, but the game wouldn't let her.
🔗 15:50
All_Mankind: wangs are hard, apparently
🔗 15:50
Metricos: giggity
🔗 15:50
Costia: does she have the DLCs?
🔗 15:50
mtvcdm: Kathleen can be honest. She's not up for re-election. Ever.
🔗 15:50
Nightvalien28: a drunk monkey is better than rob ford
🔗 15:50
CoyoteSans: Do Fire Depts have ranges in this game?
🔗 15:50
Aracuda: All_mankind well, some are
🔗 15:50
Godofmuffins: All_mankind: Phrasing.
🔗 15:50
Myrniss: Costia: she doesn't know
🔗 15:50
JeKaWo: Cities Skylines might be what we want in a Sim City Game..
🔗 15:50
mtvcdm: You are less the mayor of SimCity than you are the dictator of SimCity.
🔗 15:51
amythist: yeah all of them do, police and medical as well
🔗 15:51
Erictheorange: YAY POOP CAM! lrrAWESOME
🔗 15:51
All_Mankind: yes that was entirely intentional
🔗 15:51
Anubis169: !flush
🔗 15:51
mercano82: I am so glad the political ads are gone.
🔗 15:51
CoyoteSans: THE TRAFFIC MUST FLOW.
🔗 15:51
Anubis169: Kappa
🔗 15:51
Abcxyq: You don't move into a city called Poopsville and expect good infrastructure
🔗 15:51
mtvcdm: Oh heck, there have been years I've seen ads run AFTER Election Day.
🔗 15:51
Bawkbawkboo1: Jekawo: Cities XL jis pretty good, but it looks like Skylines might incorporate more traditional SC stuff into it. That sounds good
🔗 15:51
DiamondTiki: I don't think fire depts have ranges per se, but they may be too stupid to reach a plce too far away in time
🔗 15:51
Chilie_Ilya: I heard electronics is lucrative
🔗 15:51
Morgoth_bauglyr: Kathleen 'dirt roads are good enough for these people' DeVere
🔗 15:51
Godofmuffins: Specialize in Gambling. Do it.
🔗 15:52
somechick73: lol
🔗 15:52
Ravynn: Anubis169 Chat is going to have to find something else weird to track this year for DB...rumor on the inside that flushes can't be heard at the new site on cam....
🔗 15:52
Valkyrie_Lemons: Ravynn, I think one crumb of comfort is that this terrible ultra-coprate, "money games" is not all that old, meaning they're still not too deep to turn back. I hope.
🔗 15:52
mtvcdm: There was one guy from Minnesota running ads here in south-central Wisconsin right up to the day he left office because he lost that race.
🔗 15:52
Anubis169: Abcxyq: it's because, like the poop deck, it's on the lower back of the mountain range
🔗 15:52
somechick73: yeah they seem like greedy people, gambling sounds good
🔗 15:52
Lysander_Gustav: Probably will need more police, to go with the organized crime
🔗 15:52
mercano82: I demand a flush mic!
🔗 15:52
ChroniclerC: Yay, gambling!
🔗 15:52
Ravynn: Valkyrie_Lemons It's true. I'm actually super happy that some other companies, Ubisoft comes to mind with Child of Light, are recognizing this and embracing these ideas.
🔗 15:52
Anubis169 facedesks
🔗 15:52
zyme86: classic indian cassino route
🔗 15:52
JeKaWo: Bawkbawkboo1 i have xl, and was not really impressed when i could just as easily play SC4. Skylines though might be THE game for my city planning needs.
🔗 15:52
King__of__Spades: GREAT for revenue
🔗 15:53
VmKid: Kathleen "Shitheel" DeVere
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MrTulip: Lysander_gustav: But if you have organized crime, what do you then need the police for?
🔗 15:53
Anubis169: oh woooooow
🔗 15:53
Ckiva: go left Kappa
🔗 15:53
All_Mankind: the happiness spreads like an infection
🔗 15:53
Walkingharder: The money from the casino will go to pay for education Kappa
🔗 15:53
Anubis169: that's like a mexican happy wave
🔗 15:53
CoyoteSans: Er, with the way the AI works in this game, I don't think that highway will get much use...
🔗 15:53
somechick73: sounds about right. around here theres all kinds of casinos in BFE
🔗 15:53
Ravynn: Valkyrie_Lemons also as sad as it is to see any game get cancelled before it hits, I'm glad that Dawngate got booted when it wasn't preforming correctly, hopefully they take it as a sign they can't just keep bandwagon jumping...
🔗 15:53
Karnasis_MtG: Hey all! Super excited that I finally went 3-0 in KtK swiss.... http://i.imgur.com/OG3BlpJ.jpg also hi Kathleen :)
🔗 15:53
VmKid: Y'know, for Desert Bus, "Go Left" is actually pretty sound advice...
🔗 15:53
Ravynn: Congrats Karnasis_MtG!
🔗 15:53
Dix: holy crap karnasis
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QuarterNote_: kathleen looks like you need to upgrade to high denisty at that intersection
🔗 15:53
CoyoteSans: Take note: Main Street is clogged, but the highway has almost no traffic.
🔗 15:53
Dix: dat foil deathdealer tho
🔗 15:53
Dix: wait
🔗 15:53
Dix: AND A ROC
🔗 15:54
il_Ginosaji: congratulations Karnasis
🔗 15:54
Dix: yeah no wonder why you went 3-0
🔗 15:54
Valkyrie_Lemons: Ravynn, it's nice to see they've learnt that broken games sell really badly AND piss people off.
🔗 15:54
Dix: Abzan good stuff
🔗 15:54
Ckiva: congrats Karnasis_mtg, i just got back from getting drubbed ;_;
🔗 15:54
Karnasis_MtG: :P
🔗 15:54
Sjlangenegger: Very nice getting that Wingmate Roc
🔗 15:54
Dix: wait
🔗 15:54
Dix: wait
🔗 15:54
All_Mankind: can you micromanage the casino? in Theme Park i liked to make lottery tickets cost 500, prizes cost 400 and wins 100% of the time
🔗 15:54
Dix: AND a fetch?
🔗 15:54
Dix: jesus son
🔗 15:54
Karnasis_MtG: lol yeah
🔗 15:54
DiamondTiki: Density is determined by roads. You can't upgrade a small road all the way to the biggest reads
🔗 15:54
Karnasis_MtG: value town
🔗 15:54
All_Mankind can grammar
🔗 15:55
mtvcdm: That isn't a casino. That's a retail store.
🔗 15:55
Valkyrie_Lemons: All_mankind, was that Theme Park World? I remember doing that!
🔗 15:55
Anubis169: mtvcdm: you spend cash and buy despair
🔗 15:55
Anubis169: :P
🔗 15:55
DiamondTiki: You can expand the school by plopping more schoolturbs
🔗 15:55
Karnasis_MtG: Dix, also end hostilities, without it I wouldn't have won game 3 of round 3
🔗 15:55
Ridged_mafalda: upgrade school dont buy a new one
🔗 15:55
DiamondTiki: (classrooms)
🔗 15:55
All_Mankind: just Theme Park, Valkyrie
🔗 15:55
zyme86: put a road across the tracks and put in high density residental with no infrastructure to support it
🔗 15:55
Dix: holy crap
🔗 15:55
VmKid: I mean, you'd still spin the slots and everything. They'd always win.
🔗 15:55
Ravynn: Valkyrie_Lemons Yeah. I have a vested interest to see them continue being successful, and hopefully inspire more interesting games too, they're the biggest publisher in Vancouver, and the trickle down from them is insane...
🔗 15:55
Anubis169: where!?
🔗 15:55
somechick73: sweet this game looks way fun
🔗 15:55
King__of__Spades: get another high school you need a place to keep and store teens
🔗 15:55
Dix: who was passing you all that stuff
🔗 15:56
King__of__Spades: keep them in freezers
🔗 15:56
Nirvana___: That's the problem with this game. Everything wants you to make it bigger until suddenly...you just can't. Then everyone hates you and you burn it to the ground in a fit of rage.
🔗 15:56
Dix: because they need their head examined
🔗 15:56
Anubis169: Dix: huh?
🔗 15:56
Anubis169 reads up
🔗 15:56
Dix: anubis, karnasis went 3-0 with this swiss deck http://i.imgur.com/OG3BlpJ.jpg
🔗 15:56
Karnasis_MtG: I opened the Fetch and the End Hostiliies and the Wingmate, my opponents passed me the deathdealers and the abzan charm
🔗 15:56
Dix: just look at the grossness
🔗 15:56
TacitusVigil: "I know our classrooms are full...but we felt this new sign looks rather smart. Also the fins on the side of the building make it more aerodynamic"
🔗 15:56
DasGreatBrit: "why are you pissed off" manager 2014, new steam best seller
🔗 15:56
DiamondTiki: "Ma'am we don't have enough room for all the students" "Build a school sign" "Um.." :p
🔗 15:56
Valkyrie_Lemons: I really want to see Kathleen enter politics? "Hey Canada? Why are you so pissed off?"
🔗 15:56
malc: Kathleen "Why are you on fire?" De Vere
🔗 15:56
LambMower: Thad deck is redonk
🔗 15:56
Anubis169: HURK
🔗 15:56
Anubis169: x_x
🔗 15:56
Anubis169: dude
🔗 15:56
BusTed: Heya everyone.
🔗 15:56
All_Mankind: i recall a philosophy that posits cities are viruses
🔗 15:57
CantWearHats: yeah, I hope he didn't get *passed* a wingmate roc
🔗 15:57
Ravynn: Hey BusTed
🔗 15:57
Anubis169 is slapped in the face by the sheer value
🔗 15:57
FinAzvandi: sweet jebus Karnasis_mtg that's amazing
🔗 15:57
Dix: still.. double passed dealer?!?
🔗 15:57
Yaaaaaawn: iirc Kathleen studied Poli Sci, Valkyrie
🔗 15:57
AlexanderDitto: I just got home and tuned in and thought this was winter time. XD
🔗 15:57
DasGreatBrit: "Why are you pissed off" could be a successful campaing imo
🔗 15:57
Ravynn: Karnasis That's not a deck, that's a kick in the face...
🔗 15:57
Sjlangenegger: Hey guys, I only just started playing magic on MTGO. Where can I look for tips on getting started?
🔗 15:57
Karnasis_MtG: yeah dix, I dunno I feel death dealer is too good to pass
🔗 15:57
Walkingharder: Looks like the fire will have to wait
🔗 15:57
somechick73: tell them if they want it they better pay for it
🔗 15:57
Bawkbawkboo1: Real Life city planning pro-tip: NEVER agree to host the olympics
🔗 15:57
Anubis169: yeah you drafted the dictionary definition of 0wnage there
🔗 15:57
mercano82: It's on the side road
🔗 15:57
Erictheorange: kathleen burn the city to the ground. You know you want to
🔗 15:57
King__of__Spades: Valkyrie_Lemons: because too much power is centralized with the PMO
🔗 15:57
CelticStag: My dad's last car was $18,000. $15K for a FIRETRUCK is a steal
🔗 15:57
Dix: especially when it can go into sultai or abzan since its only 2 color
🔗 15:57
CantWearHats: yeah I got slammed hard by a death dealer in draft the other day
🔗 15:57
DiamondTiki: It's connected to the dirt road
🔗 15:57
StarFreak359: you only needed 10k to upgrade the school, right?
🔗 15:58
Karnasis_MtG: Yeah I know, I don't understand dix honestly :P
🔗 15:58
mtvcdm: Oh, so apparently some media thingie in Auckland tried to recreate that New York catcalling video... and got one catcall and one guy who just was asking directions. So, congratulations Auckland.
🔗 15:58
AlexanderDitto: Did they... walk?
🔗 15:58
Corvun: Banger-Raaang PeterPan, I win this chat.
🔗 15:58
Erictheorange: @Celticstag whats the conversion rate of $ to Samolians
🔗 15:58
Bawkbawkboo1: the currency isn't USD, it's "Simoleons" no word on the exchange rate
🔗 15:58
King__of__Spades: Bart Simpson is going to steal that statue's head
🔗 15:58
somechick73: lol
🔗 15:58
CelticStag: @Erictheorange About 4 ducks
🔗 15:58
somechick73: i like your answer to everything "*** those guys"
🔗 15:58
TacitusVigil: The exchange rate is the same as Stanley Nickles to SchruteBucks.
🔗 15:58
Badkidtv17: Taco
🔗 15:58
AlexanderDitto: So is Poopsville's claim to fame its excellent school systems?
🔗 15:58
Nirvana___: Looks like someone did finally release a mod that significantly increases the size of a city. It is in beta, so has some issues. But I may give it a try
🔗 15:59
QuarterNote_: raise taxes?
🔗 15:59
VmKid: I'd try to figure out the dollar to simoleon exchange rate like I did the Zenny in Monster Hunter but I'm kinda busy at the moment.
🔗 15:59
MillerDark: SIM to USD is about 1 to 153.33
🔗 15:59
CelticStag: @Quarternote_ And you just became EVERY government EVER
🔗 15:59
Valkyrie_Lemons: To be fair, I think if politicans actually just asked the people "Why are you so pissed off?" they might get some re-engagment back into politics
🔗 15:59
mtvcdm: Are they the king of bells now?
🔗 15:59
MillerDark: based on the prices of a real police station
🔗 15:59
Castlewise: Celticstag : well either raise taxes or sell bonds (i.e. debt)
🔗 15:59
Karnasis_MtG: cool, so what have I missed in SimCity, because I feel as gross as my deck was, Kathleen building a city seems pretty awesome..... is it Kathleenland?
🔗 15:59
VmKid: Valkyrie_Lemons: HAHAHAHA politicians speaking to the people AHAHAHAHA
🔗 16:00
EiranAlestain: I bet, they Bellieve that
🔗 16:00
Anubis169: lol, upgrade the fire station, then nature puts the fire out for you
🔗 16:00
QuarterNote_: you can go to like 11% taxes
🔗 16:00
QuarterNote_: no one will mind
🔗 16:00
Saintnex: Well it is named Poopville Kathleen, it would be strange if it wasn't Kappa
🔗 16:00
GDwarf: karnasis_mtg: Gambling, gamboling, and gattling
🔗 16:00
squaredotcube: You have to upgrade your fire station to have a bell? WHAT? How is that a- oh forget it
🔗 16:00
Bawkbawkboo1: 15% or bust
🔗 16:00
All_Mankind: heck, just make the tax 100% and deprivatize everything. when everyone is the government no one is
🔗 16:00
Erictheorange: wheres all the natural disaters. we need earthquakes and fires and tornados.\
🔗 16:00
CelticStag: @Castlewise not saying it's a really bad thing, but now people see why taxes getting raised are such an easy solution for all gov'ts
🔗 16:00
Karnasis_MtG: nice GDwark :P
🔗 16:00
Anubis169: Bawkbawkboo1: no, that's 15% AND bust :P
🔗 16:00
Karnasis_MtG: Dwarf*... ffs
🔗 16:01
ViseralKillerZ: Why is it written : Evil Kathleen's Doom City?
🔗 16:01
GDwarf: :D
🔗 16:01
Godofmuffins: Kathleen just save to school for later. Like everyone does. Please give us money.
🔗 16:01
VmKid: I hear "Zone" and all I can think of is those cartoons I see on the Newgrounds front page sometimes.
🔗 16:01
mercano82: School pls. Pls, school. Pls.
🔗 16:01
VmKid: The Internet has ruined me.
🔗 16:01
Castlewise: Celticstag I think debt is the easy solution. Raising taxes not cheap, politically speaking. People dont like it.
🔗 16:01
GDwarf: Kathleen really needs to try playing Tropico. It's like Sim City, only you get to be a dictator!
🔗 16:01
Godofmuffins: Vmkid: Ruined, or improved.
🔗 16:01
VmKid: Godofmuffins: Yes.
🔗 16:01
BusTed: educashun plz
🔗 16:01
ThatDangSkeleton: Gib Education
🔗 16:01
Valkyrie_Lemons: Maybe we could start the WAYSPO party (Why are you so pissed off)
🔗 16:02
zyme86: schoooooooooooooools out for summmer.
🔗 16:02
Foxmar320: Kathleen I am disappointed by the lack of strip clubs. :P
🔗 16:02
jadedcynic: happy new year?
🔗 16:02
zyme86: schoooooooooooooooooools out for eva!
🔗 16:02
somechick73: sounds like more money coming in now
🔗 16:02
mtvcdm: Town has unlocked ICBM's!
🔗 16:02
Karnasis_MtG: Valkyrie and the "Stop hitting yourself" party and the "Why you mad?" party :P
🔗 16:02
LambMower: Are we going to wage war with the neighboring nations now?
🔗 16:02
Saintnex: I'm disappointed by the lack of strip buses Foxmar :P
🔗 16:02
4dSwissCheese: I turn the stream on and things are exploding. Not what I expected...
🔗 16:03
All_Mankind: fitting idea from Cameron on twitter: Koyaanisqatsi for our soundtrack
🔗 16:03
GDwarf: zyme86: Well, angel attacks would be a good reason to close schools...
🔗 16:03
Erictheorange: city needs more casinos
🔗 16:03
All_Mankind: i'm playing it in my head now
🔗 16:03
Godofmuffins: Karnasis_mtg: The "Stop hitting your self" Party brought to you by Alpha Beta Phi. Bro.
🔗 16:03
Valkyrie_Lemons: I've actually thought about starting a "Meh" party, that sits dead central on all issues. Climate change? "meh", Care for the sick? "Meh"
🔗 16:03
Pietime02: true story
🔗 16:03
wabisabievan: Kathleen I think the chat is demanding more sleaze
🔗 16:03
mercano82: Yeah, Kathleen, when are we going to hook the water plant up to the distillery?
🔗 16:03
tyloncorp: And you get pavement! and you get pavement! PAVED ROADS FOR EVERYONE
🔗 16:03
zyme86: I always loved trying to make my town based solely around rail
🔗 16:03
Lysander_Gustav: !next
🔗 16:03
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:56 from now)
🔗 16:03
zyme86: *** roads
🔗 16:03
Jimorian: STDs running rampant without clinics
🔗 16:03
Pietime02: more casinos
🔗 16:04
All_Mankind: if paving counts as a death, should we add one death for every road?
🔗 16:04
Lysander_Gustav: I don't think there's an option for brothels in this game.
🔗 16:04
Karnasis_MtG: lol Godomuffins XD. Also Valkrie, a "meh" party would be pretty good
🔗 16:04
DiamondTiki: Except for that street. That street doesn't get asphalt. F*ck that street in particular
🔗 16:04
Pietime02: casinos everywere
🔗 16:04
somechick73: lol
🔗 16:04
GDwarf: Kathleen: Have you played Tropico?
🔗 16:04
amythist: we got the blackjack, do we have hookers yet?
🔗 16:04
Solomon_Kain: Build Vegas not Portland
🔗 16:04
VmKid: I demand more casinos, strip clubs, and lawyers!
🔗 16:04
Durugai: So in the vein of the "Sin City" video.. More casinos!
🔗 16:04
GDwarf: Sick? Ebola! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
🔗 16:04
🔗 16:04
Papperslappen: More casinos, liquor stores and truckstop diners!
🔗 16:04
grgriffin3: Just go mono-casino!
🔗 16:04
zyme86: Quarantine
🔗 16:04
mtvcdm: 'okay, kids, if the odds are 6-1 on a $5,000 wager, and you parlay your bet by riding the Don't Pass Line and the Knicks game, what is the likelihood that your teacher can keep his thumbs?'
🔗 16:04
LambMower: Sushihiro can just go lrrEFF themselves. Business is bad because they won't declassify where their fish is from and I'm pretty sure the health inspector got ebola
🔗 16:04
Solomon_Kain: You keep those lawyers out of here, we don't need that kind of Filth.
🔗 16:04
Foxmar320: town needs a 24 hour party bus
🔗 16:04
CoyoteSans: In SimCity 3000, if you cheated yourself cash, you would get newsticker messages accusing you of embezzling money, it was great.
🔗 16:04
Pietime02: put the sewage plant by someones house
🔗 16:04
QuarterNote_: you can sell stuff
🔗 16:04
wabisabievan: I think we can work towards the implication of hookers, but not actual hookers
🔗 16:04
Castlewise: you have a plant? I just pour it into the river
🔗 16:04
AlexanderDitto: Double down on sewage plants.
🔗 16:04
Castlewise: its way cheaper
🔗 16:04
somechick73: lol @Pietime02
🔗 16:05
AlexanderDitto: MORE SEWAGE.
🔗 16:05
Karnasis_MtG: lol Castlewise
🔗 16:05
DirgeNovak: Ooooh the Lunar Module looks cool
🔗 16:05
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Some people were having troubles downloading our podcasts due to filename errors. Should be fixed now! Thanks for the feedback!
🔗 16:05
somechick73: *** those guys kathleen
🔗 16:05
MedicOfOld: plop some turbs!
🔗 16:05
Godofmuffins: Castlewise: But the river is where we dump the bodies.
🔗 16:05
Valkyrie_Lemons: There is no crime, just forceable reallocation of wealth.
🔗 16:05
King__of__Spades: SOME TIMES SOME CRIMES GO SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS
🔗 16:05
All_Mankind: why do you crimes my sweet sims ;_;
🔗 16:05
afoersch: Crime me a river Kappa
🔗 16:05
CelticStag: Kathleen "All you people are ***" DeVere
🔗 16:05
Yaaaaaawn: rolling blackouts for everyone!
🔗 16:05
grgriffin3: Gib. Gib hopsital.
🔗 16:05
Durugai: hopsital plz!
🔗 16:05
sticks_abuser: so when do we build a military?
🔗 16:05
malfunct: you don't really need a hospital, no one will injure themselves right?
🔗 16:05
GDwarf: sticks_abuser: That's Tropico, not Sim City. :P
🔗 16:06
CoyoteSans: Democracy has failed us, bring on the military juanta!
🔗 16:06
Nirvana___: How to make your Sims feel better: First, start with the skeleton of a toddler...
🔗 16:06
Jimorian: Healthcare is for the weak
🔗 16:06
MillerDark: Clinics should go near the residential
🔗 16:06
amythist: this still makes me think of watching TB play this when his Nuclear plant went into meltdown and the wind was carrying the fallout into his wife's city
🔗 16:06
tyloncorp: Nuclaer plant!
🔗 16:06
Khaasta: Kathleen is really demonstrating why people who study or do politics should not be allowed to run anything :P That roadnetwork is making my inner city planner shiwer
🔗 16:06
sticks_abuser: gdwarf yeah i know :p
🔗 16:06
tyloncorp: Suck in that sweet sweet fallout.
🔗 16:06
GDwarf: Are the brownouts related to the sewage outflow? :B
🔗 16:06
Valkyrie_Lemons: If we build hospitals we would need to give them Obamacare. Solution? Don't build hopistals, no Obamacare.
🔗 16:06
Yaaaaaawn: Amythist ouch thats got to hurt
🔗 16:06
CelticStag: Brown outs don't sound like a power problem, if you know what I mean
🔗 16:06
All_Mankind: i bet it's that industrial zone, it looks dripping with low character
🔗 16:06
Saintnex: Wait wait wait, Brownouts?! O.o
🔗 16:06
Valkyrie_Lemons: Can't give someone something we don't have.
🔗 16:06
Pietime02: if u r in america hahahahaha
🔗 16:06
grgriffin3: MAXIMUM POWAH!
🔗 16:06
Nirvana___: wind power in this game is pretty much the worst
🔗 16:06
TacitusVigil: Wait, is Kathleen's city in the US? I assumed Canada.
🔗 16:07
Pietime02: sighns shouldnt give power
🔗 16:07
mtvcdm: The city is likely in the country EA is based in.
🔗 16:07
All_Mankind: hospitals are a communist enterprise, just walk it off like a man
🔗 16:07
Khaasta: I always assumed the SimCity series was bhased on the US in general
🔗 16:07
GDwarf: Cleanliness is very important in cities that run on a sewage economy!
🔗 16:07
grgriffin3: You don't need a hospital, just rub some dirt in it!
🔗 16:07
somechick73: lol @All_mankind
🔗 16:07
LambMower: I see this more like the backstory to Snorsh
🔗 16:07
zyme86: see but you built a town hall so that means bay marriage, you must blow up the city hall before it is too late
🔗 16:07
CaptainSpam bursts into the chat, excited to see SimCity going on... but it's the 2013 one, not 4. lrrAWW
🔗 16:07
LambMower: This is what happened... before the accident
🔗 16:07
CaptainSpam: Ah, well.
🔗 16:07
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well if you have the UK version of Sim City 4, everyone drives on the Left.
🔗 16:07
Godofmuffins: So Query, In Sim City can you make a power plant that uses Corpses. IF you can, build that.
🔗 16:08
Lysander_Gustav: What, Godofmuffins?
🔗 16:08
Bl4ckeagle: <message deleted>you are hot
🔗 16:08
Khaasta: You should play Simcity 4 or Tropico Kathleen
🔗 16:08
somechick73: better this version then no version of simcity for liveplay
🔗 16:08
grgriffin3: I actually really do want to try this SimCity, as I love all SimCities.
🔗 16:08
GDwarf: godofmuffins: That question, so query! Much interrogation!
🔗 16:08
Linketh_: Instead of hospitals, just put in a little chute that leads to a giant compost bin.
🔗 16:08
mercano82: You go to war with the SimCity you have, not the SimCity you'd like to have.
🔗 16:08
GDwarf: grgriffin3: Then you'll apparently hate this one
🔗 16:08
Khaasta: Generally if you liked all the simcities you wont like this one :P lol
🔗 16:08
Godofmuffins: Lysander_gustav: Morbid interest.
🔗 16:08
Stoffern: Im kinda excited for Cities Skylines
🔗 16:08
LambMower: I got the digital collectors edition for free of this because a game dev friend has spare copies from a EA press event >.>
🔗 16:09
DiamondTiki: Just build a nuclear power plant. Then we need to see how we can make it meltdown
🔗 16:09
QuarterNote_: tax the industrial sector more
🔗 16:09
Yaaaaaawn: Can you import sewage from neighbours and get paid for it?
🔗 16:09
Pandasandpancakes: Where mah finances at?
🔗 16:09
grgriffin3: GDwarf, that's what I've heard, but I'm still morbidly curious.
🔗 16:09
Havtorn_Epsilon: Kathleen, to be honest I think you'd probably feel more at home in the Tropico game series. I think you would make a good caribbean dictator.
🔗 16:09
Khaasta: Yes you can Yaaawn
🔗 16:09
mtvcdm: I say install speed cameras just outside of town and abrupt drops from 65 MPH to 25 MPH.
🔗 16:09
GDwarf: havtorn_epsilon: That's what I keep saying, too. Kathleen would love Tropico!
🔗 16:09
Godofmuffins: Gdwarf: I played Knights of the Old Republic to much. HK-47s Speech Patterns rubbed off.
🔗 16:09
Khaasta: I totally endorse Mtcdm's message
🔗 16:09
Yaaaaaawn: Khaasta hah, awesome. well that seems like a sound plan for poopsville
🔗 16:09
wabisabievan: godofmuffins do you mean one providing power by the dark magics of human sacrifice or perhaps summoned by human sacrifice. Either way I kind of want to see that version of sim city
🔗 16:09
mercano82: Presidente Kathleen for life!
🔗 16:09
tyloncorp: SUPERFAN
🔗 16:09
GDwarf: mtvcdm: There's a town in Florida that made all of its money that way
🔗 16:09
Linketh_: Need more profit? Simply install a counterfeiting plant. All your financial problems will be solved!
🔗 16:09
grgriffin3: Yeah, Tropico would be a blast.
🔗 16:10
Valkyrie_Lemons: I think I actually have a spare Tropico 4 on Steam if LRR wants it.
🔗 16:10
Yaaaaaawn: Mtvcdm hah so basically the uks overall road plans anyway
🔗 16:10
LambMower: I have multiple spare copies of Tropico 4 :P Which reminds me... brb
🔗 16:10
CaptainSpam: How are the Tropico games, anyway?
🔗 16:10
Khaasta: Altough to import poop you would need another city to import it from as well as plenty of free capasity to handle it
🔗 16:10
Godofmuffins: Wabisabievan: Sim City Occult Version.
🔗 16:10
conorsgaming: I wish i could afford sim city three tbh
🔗 16:10
Linketh_: Or you could sell the citizen
🔗 16:10
squaredotcube: You know what? You know what? I am convinced that any of the devs have EVER lived in a small, rural town now. None of them! Sewage and water should be a thing you shouldn't worry about until you around or past 2 to 5K because wells and septic tanks tend to solve that need, and as I just saw, apartments become an option after Kathleen built TWO schools. And then you had the bell in the fire stationi I just... ugh, so much has been added that's not necessary, along with so many things introduced all at once without any direction of what to build for new players... There's just too many problems with this version of SimCity.
🔗 16:10
LambMower: Captainspam, fun, badly optimized.
🔗 16:10
AbsenceOfGravitas: Does this version of SimCity have space monster disasters?
🔗 16:11
Pietime02: fail
🔗 16:11
TheWooglie: lrrEFF
🔗 16:11
Nirvana___: It can take some time for power to make its way down the pipeline...so to speak
🔗 16:11
Linketh_: or you could sell the citizen's kidneys for profit.*
🔗 16:11
Nirvana___: It isn't instantaneous
🔗 16:11
grgriffin3: Gib. Gib powah pls.
🔗 16:11
zyme86: it takes time
🔗 16:11
MillerDark: you have to be able to move the power there, not just make a *** ton
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Shocksplicer: B-b-but the birds, Kathleen! Think of the birds!
🔗 16:11
wabisabievan: Godofmuffins I would play that and sim city isn't my kind of game
🔗 16:11
CaptainSpam: Squaredotcube: Well, that's how SC4 worked...
🔗 16:11
Catcard: They just got power
🔗 16:11
Saintnex: lrrEFF unitGorman
🔗 16:11
GDwarf: Kathleen's too busy building roads to pay attention to our requests that she become a carribian dictator! Which, ironically, is exactly what a dictator would do!
🔗 16:11
somechick73: looks like they are now
🔗 16:11
Pietime02: sim city should fix there power sistekm
🔗 16:11
QuarterNote_: all those electrons take time
🔗 16:11
Bawkbawkboo1: My county's road service so bad they annouced that they were simply going to stop maintaining many asphalt rural roads and letting them decay to small rocks instead.
🔗 16:11
Khaasta: It does have space mosnters.. Problem is in this version you need to unlock each individual disaster wich is dumb
🔗 16:11
VmKid: Oh no the eff avatar got a gun! D:
🔗 16:11
4dSwissCheese: These people seem whiny...
🔗 16:11
DiamondTiki: Yeah, electricity needs to flow down the electricity pipes and fill the buildings' electricity tanks
🔗 16:11
Castlewise: those fuppin guys are so needy
🔗 16:11
Godofmuffins: Nirvana___: No We slow down the speed of light just for the power plants.
🔗 16:11
squaredotcube: SC4 didn't have upgrades, it only had better buildings
🔗 16:11
Yaaaaaawn: Bawk: the UK? sounds like what they are doing here
🔗 16:12
Pietime02: check your pollution map
🔗 16:12
sticks_abuser: just give them vodka
🔗 16:12
mtvcdm: "That's a nice house you have, citizen. Be a shame if all the town's poop were to be delivered to it... but for a price..."
🔗 16:12
QuarterNote_: TORNADO
🔗 16:12
MedicOfOld: OH SH-
🔗 16:12
Erictheorange: awww shiz
🔗 16:12
AbsenceOfGravitas: Your water's Dirty. So dirty.
🔗 16:12
tyloncorp: TWISTER
🔗 16:12
wabisabievan: Uh tornado time
🔗 16:12
JediTransmit: Blowout?
🔗 16:12
DiamondTiki: Oooh, tornado
🔗 16:12
AlexanderDitto: OH *** TORNADO
🔗 16:12
Shocksplicer: TWISTER!!!!
🔗 16:12
somechick73: tornao mother fucker
🔗 16:12
conorsgaming: TORNADO
🔗 16:12
AlexanderDitto: AAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD RUN
🔗 16:12
Godofmuffins: The Jerries Are bombing.
🔗 16:12
VmKid: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
🔗 16:12
CaptainSpam: I meant the sewage/water needs for rural towns part.
🔗 16:12
grgriffin3: DUCK AND COVER!
🔗 16:12
Linketh_: BLOWN OUT
🔗 16:12
Bawkbawkboo1: Nope, Ssnoma County,northern California
🔗 16:12
GDwarf: Blowout! Get to cover, STALKER!
🔗 16:12
Nightvalien28: oh *** oh ***
🔗 16:12
Yaaaaaawn: Blowout soon fellow stalker
🔗 16:12
AlexanderDitto: !tableflip
🔗 16:12
LRRbot: (?°?°??? ???
🔗 16:12
VmKid: panicBasket
🔗 16:12
questhere: yehaaaaw!
🔗 16:12
SohNata: Uhoh
🔗 16:12
DiamondTiki: Wait, did you build a water pump next to the sewage outflow? LOL
🔗 16:12
AbsenceOfGravitas: Isn't there a button to zoom over to the disaster?
🔗 16:12
Muffincider: The Romanians are attacking!
🔗 16:12
MedicOfOld: up
🔗 16:12
TacitusVigil: Quick! Build a Bill Paxton!
🔗 16:12
AlexanderDitto: TO THE NORTH!!!!
🔗 16:12
Nightvalien28: blowout soon fellow stalker
🔗 16:12
Aenir798: lol she completely missed it
🔗 16:12
DiamondTiki: We missed it
🔗 16:12
malfunct: This is proof that wind power causes tornadoes from all those rotating blades.
🔗 16:12
grgriffin3: Did.....Did he died?
🔗 16:12
mtvcdm: It missed.
🔗 16:12
Saintnex: Uhh, did something happen?
🔗 16:12
CoyoteSans: Ninja Tornado.
🔗 16:12
conorsgaming: that was so underwhelming
🔗 16:12
zyme86: damnit Bill Paxton
🔗 16:12
CaptainSpam: I saw a dustcloud in the upper-left of the map..
🔗 16:12
Thisbymaster: gone
🔗 16:12
VenstreDjevel: top left
🔗 16:12
GDwarf: I guess that was just informing you that there was a tornado somewhere in the world
🔗 16:12
zyme86: I blame bill paxton
🔗 16:12
Shocksplicer: Well ***, that was anticlimactic.
🔗 16:12
Aenir798: no it was at the top
🔗 16:13
DiamondTiki: It was in the upper left, yes
🔗 16:13
AlexanderDitto: It was in the top left. I guess... it just hit wilderness.
🔗 16:13
Erictheorange: Kathleen you are bad tornado piolit
🔗 16:13
Valkyrie_Lemons: That's not a tornado! That was just a gust of wind!
🔗 16:13
jadedcynic: Wow, bet that wind farm's gonna get bonus production? ;)
🔗 16:13
Lysander_Gustav: Giant Lizard?
🔗 16:13
MillerDark: Kathleen, you have the eyes of a badger
🔗 16:13
VmKid: !panic
🔗 16:13
LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 16:13
mercano82: Just so people are aware, the Tropico games are a bit more akin to the Caesar, Emperor, and Pharaoh games then SimCity. Your responsible for managing the various industries on your island, and need to develop them to make your population grow.
🔗 16:13
malc: "The Llama Shack"
🔗 16:13
squaredotcube: ti disappeared, and probably took out the garbage dump
🔗 16:13
Pietime02: move yor pumps to the ocean side
🔗 16:13
GDwarf: mercano82: Eh, I'm not sure that they're *that* close to the Caesar series
🔗 16:13
DiamondTiki: It's right next to pollution
🔗 16:13
Revhologram: it was clean because it was empty
🔗 16:13
Sarah_Serinde: my friend gave me tropico 4, I should actually try it at some point
🔗 16:13
Bawkbawkboo1: Whenever I hear about water infrastructure, I think of this song. Especially appropriate in a drought. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR9Ed883xws
🔗 16:13
DiamondTiki: Check the poop cam
🔗 16:13
mtvcdm: Isn't a tornado nature's garbage dump anyway?
🔗 16:13
CleverCrumbish: "Tornadoes, they are a thing that happens"
🔗 16:13
Sarah_Serinde: poor neglected steam library, I should dive into you more often
🔗 16:13
CoyoteSans: There is nothing wrong with brown water! Just buy a Brita filter, ya wimps!
🔗 16:13
Linketh_: It was not for several days that Kathleen realized that the tornado had taken out all 16 panda orphanages in her city....
🔗 16:13
DiamondTiki: Again, need DLC
🔗 16:14
squaredotcube: pumps near industrial sections are a no-no
🔗 16:14
Khaasta: I love Tropico.. I have played it faithfully since Tropico 1.. Still desperately want another Tropico 2: pirate cove instead of just all the remakes of the tropico 3 they keep doing
🔗 16:14
Nightvalien28: what do you mean instead
🔗 16:14
CaptainSpam: Linketh_: Oh, don't think she didn't realize it.
🔗 16:14
Lysander_Gustav: Nice that you have the option to turn into a corrupt politician
🔗 16:14
Valkyrie_Lemons: Awww...You should be an evil corrupt mayor, like all good comicbooks.
🔗 16:14
Shocksplicer: Kathleen "ohh, I can go evil instead" DeVere
🔗 16:14
Saintnex: Is there other water facilities besides the pumps?
🔗 16:14
QuarterNote_: can you get a filter
🔗 16:14
All_Mankind: we can make this more like the, what's the name of the video that combines Sim City and Sin City?
🔗 16:14
afoersch: No evil? Un-subbed, un-followed Kappa
🔗 16:14
GDwarf: People in some parts of the world would love sewage?
🔗 16:14
grgriffin3: Just tell them to buy Brita filters, it'll be fine!
🔗 16:14
Pietime02: dont put outflows in the middle of your city
🔗 16:14
Lysander_Gustav: Frank Miller's SimCity
🔗 16:15
mtvcdm: This level of sewage.
🔗 16:15
Valkyrie_Lemons: Gdwarf, we call that place Swindon.
🔗 16:15
zyme86: need mor gambling, the solution to everything
🔗 16:15
mercano82: All_mankind: Frank Miller's Sim City, I think.
🔗 16:15
All_Mankind: yeop
🔗 16:15
AlexanderDitto: Look at those sweet, sweet revenues.
🔗 16:15
GDwarf: "All this other s**t out", literally, in this case
🔗 16:15
wabisabievan: People in some parts of the world would love access to running water and any amount of cleam water
🔗 16:15
AlexanderDitto: Awww can your city really not get bigger than that? :(
🔗 16:15
mtvcdm: Evil comes at the end when the disaster buttons get spammed.
🔗 16:15
GDwarf: lysander_gustav: Is that the one that has nothing but whores, whores, whores? :B
🔗 16:15
QuarterNote_: oh my god you have so much traffic
🔗 16:15
ehsteve88: Guys, You need a city before you can wreck it
🔗 16:16
All_Mankind: you want running water? there's a big river right there
🔗 16:16
Pietime02: build more roads
🔗 16:16
GDwarf: all_mankind: Is your water running? Then you'd better go catch it!
🔗 16:16
Pietime02: solutions
🔗 16:16
Valkyrie_Lemons: So Kathleen is doing an Emperor Palpatine? Pretend to be doing things for the good of the people while secrelty planning to become the ultimate ruler?
🔗 16:16
Saintnex: Hey G!
🔗 16:16
grgriffin3: HAI GRAHAM
🔗 16:16
CaptainSpam: Does SimCity 2013 have the same traffic problems that vanilla SC4 had?
🔗 16:16
Shocksplicer: This GAME design is awful! Help I'm tge sassy one!
🔗 16:16
Lysander_Gustav: No, someone was asking about the name of the skit LRR did about SimCity
🔗 16:16
Jimorian: no, Everything Is Fine!
🔗 16:16
GDwarf: It's half a Graham! Also known as 0.5g!
🔗 16:16
AbsenceOfGravitas: half-graham is right
🔗 16:16
Nightvalien28: sup G
🔗 16:16
Foxmar320: hello again Graham
🔗 16:16
malc: Hey Graham's ear again
🔗 16:16
Nirvana___: Ehsteve88: No! Drop tornadoes on the forests! Godzilla in the ocean! METEOR THE LAND!
🔗 16:16
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Muffincider: Hey Graham
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Anubis169: :D
🔗 16:16
DiamondTiki: Especially if everyone in the town was lliving next to a gas leak and don't know how to find alternate routes
🔗 16:17
4dSwissCheese: I like the Tropico method of a single immensely long spiral of a road in order to avoid intersections.
🔗 16:17
Pietime02: like downtown eastside
🔗 16:17
All_Mankind: hey look at the other side of the forests and mountains there, it's the end of the world
🔗 16:17
grgriffin3: Hooray for bits!
🔗 16:17
ehsteve88: @Nirvana___ you're right, i don't know what came over me
🔗 16:17
Akaiatana: I paused Graham and James to load up Graham and Kathleen. <3 LRR's content
🔗 16:17
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well, if those people paid the cops more "service coverage" they would visit that part of town.
🔗 16:17
Rocketman210: todays crapshot was amazing
🔗 16:17
malfunct: tax the criminals, at least make it a revenue source
🔗 16:17
Karnasis_MtG: http://i.imgur.com/OG3BlpJ.jpg Graham, my 3-0 abzan deck..... everyone told me it's gross :P
🔗 16:17
Jimorian: the main issue with this version seemed to be that the simulation didn't necessarily match what you're doing
🔗 16:18
grgriffin3: Dear GOD Karnasis!
🔗 16:18
Krognar: karnasis_mtg: they weren't lieing
🔗 16:18
Anubis169: Graham: it's because on the left side of the screen, Kathleen was saying "Don't judge me" and every division's character was on her shoulder with a judging look
🔗 16:18
Papperslappen: Can you build a train station?
🔗 16:18
Rocketman210: yes
🔗 16:18
Linketh_: At one point, traffic in my city was so bad that the police chasing criminals were basically 4 cars behind them in the stop-go traffic.
🔗 16:18
MehallD: huzzah! I finally worked out what was wrong with my rPi that I use for twitch chat! (turns out a faulty power cable will stop your computer from working!)
🔗 16:18
Ravynn: Poopsville is not perfect. But you could do worse! -Tourist Guide Books
🔗 16:18
Vanquishuer: the bulldozer
🔗 16:18
DiamondTiki: bulldozer on the bottom rihgt?
🔗 16:18
AbsenceOfGravitas: Break out the killdozer
🔗 16:18
Nirvana___: Kathleen: The bulldoze key in the bottom right corner
🔗 16:18
Revhologram: bulldozer in lower right corner of screen
🔗 16:18
Rocketman210: bulldozer!
🔗 16:18
Nirvana___: It is bright red
🔗 16:19
sticks_abuser: just scoop the whole thing
🔗 16:19
Variab1e: Just DOZE em out!
🔗 16:19
Karnasis_MtG: yeah Grgriffin, it was fun :)
🔗 16:19
GDwarf: jimorian: The agent system is borked (Tropico made it work, why can't Maxis?), they applied the agent system where they shouldn't, the pathfinding is borked, the city size is miniscule, the always-online requirement was horrid, etc.
🔗 16:19
squaredotcube: It's okay Kathleen, I think we can all forgive you want to pave the game and restart with what you know now
🔗 16:19
mtvcdm: You exploded it.
🔗 16:19
LambMower: Graham, thanks for stopping by the survivor chat the past two days, I feel it's been good for people to calm down about the Twitch stuff :=
🔗 16:19
Costia: destroy the abandoned houses
🔗 16:19
LambMower: :)*
🔗 16:19
QuarterNote_: they want heath stuffs
🔗 16:19
All_Mankind: bulldoze the planet
🔗 16:19
mercano82: Get rekt!
🔗 16:19
Nirvana___: For when you dont want DOZE water towers anymore, amiright?
🔗 16:19
Shocksplicer: lrrSCOOP Use this!
🔗 16:19
Vanquishuer: also. Doze any ruined and abandoned building to make space for new people
🔗 16:19
Revhologram: upgrade city hall
🔗 16:19
BonSequitur: Wow they weren't kidding about cities in this game being tiny
🔗 16:19
largeman1977: city hall upgrade
🔗 16:19
Stoffern: Yeah its an upgrade
🔗 16:19
DiamondTiki: Shitty Hall upgrade, you mean
🔗 16:20
Linketh_: "Mayor, you need to deliver running water to our houses!" Solution: unfortunate bulldozer accident.
🔗 16:20
amythist: have to upgrade city hall to add different departments and such
🔗 16:20
OutragedFormula: Dept of Transport is an upgrade to your Town Hall
🔗 16:20
Valkyrie_Lemons: Department of Departmants.
🔗 16:20
TacitusVigil: Does Canada have eminent domain? Just curious.
🔗 16:20
grgriffin3: Eminent domain!
🔗 16:20
GDwarf: tacitusvigil: Yep
🔗 16:20
Revhologram: can't move it, have to smash the neighbors
🔗 16:20
Ravynn: BonSequitur a better way to think of it is that each chunk is a burrough in a metropolitan city, and the whole region is the city
🔗 16:20
sticks_abuser: where's the poop department?
🔗 16:20
Godofmuffins: I leave for a minute and suddenly Graham.
🔗 16:20
BonSequitur: @Ravynn A less sad way to think of it you mean
🔗 16:20
Pietime02: play more mtgo
🔗 16:20
GDwarf: ravynn: They're small even for boroughs
🔗 16:20
Rocketman210: poop department is in utilities
🔗 16:20
DiamondTiki: sticks_abuser, everything the light touches. That is the poop department
🔗 16:20
TacitusVigil: Gdwarf: Ah. I'm so sorry. :(
🔗 16:20
Havtorn_Epsilon: Graham, have _ you_ played the Tropico games. Doesn't "El Presidente Kathleen" have a nice ring to it? ^^
🔗 16:20
Zamuel30: I get the day off school, then I find out kathleen is streaming. Today has been a pretty good day :D
🔗 16:21
grgriffin3: Let it run, get paid yo!
🔗 16:21
King__of__Spades: Tornado
🔗 16:21
Ravynn: GDwarf I don't disagree, but it makes sense the way that you sort of find boroughs focusing on particular industries and whatnot
🔗 16:21
amythist: Godzilla
🔗 16:21
zyme86: giant lizard?
🔗 16:21
BusTed: Earthquakes!
🔗 16:21
4dSwissCheese: Everything on fireÉ
🔗 16:21
BusTed: Fires!
🔗 16:21
Flikerz1: we will screehot godzilla for you
🔗 16:21
Valkyrie_Lemons: Sim City Govermnment is now in Recess!
🔗 16:21
CleverCrumbish: I swear if you both go off and leave us to watch Doom City fall to bits
🔗 16:21
GDwarf: tacitusvigil: It doesn't tend to be abused here, fortunately. It actually makes a kind of sense, since otherwise you get single holdouts demanding millions of dollars for property worth thousands
🔗 16:21
DiamondTiki: OK chat, over under on the city falling into destitution during the break
🔗 16:21
King__of__Spades: Kaiju
🔗 16:21
Sitiran: ghost peppers could happen.
🔗 16:21
CaptainSpam: Let it run, we hear the storm sirens go off, come back from break to see the entire city burned to the ground.
🔗 16:21
Nirvana___: Yes, you want to bulldoze the heck out of those
🔗 16:21
Lysander_Gustav: I don't think there's giant lizard in the 2013 version
🔗 16:21
mercano82: Godzilla. Godzilla is the worst thing that could happen.
🔗 16:21
Rocketman210: you have to bulldoze abandoned buildings@
🔗 16:21
malfunct: that happened when you blew up the water tower
🔗 16:21
King__of__Spades: invest in Jaggers
🔗 16:21
DiamondTiki: Falling more into destitution, i mean
🔗 16:21
Revhologram: yeah you should doze the rubble and abandoned buildings
🔗 16:21
Anubis169: Quick Kathleen... pass a load of crappy wide-impact laws before you go on break and aren't reachable
🔗 16:21
Anubis169: Kappa
🔗 16:22
Croooooooow_t_robot: Godzilla, one time Godzilla
🔗 16:22
Erictheorange: yeah kathleen that tornado that you didn't se
🔗 16:22
Piperlyon: so am I the only one here who is having issues adjusting to DST?
🔗 16:22
Flikerz1: £200 on this being dead by the time seh gets back
🔗 16:22
grgriffin3: All the abandoned buildings around City Hall strike me as a bad sign.....
🔗 16:22
OutragedFormula: Be vigilant about clearing rubble and such.
🔗 16:22
Linketh_: Kathleen, don't leave! The Phyrexians come if you do
🔗 16:22
squaredotcube: bulldozing abandoned buildings is so unnecessary - Why was that added? Was it too advanced despite the previous four installments?
🔗 16:22
QuarterNote_: maybe the road to the school shouldnt be dirt?
🔗 16:22
GDwarf: squaredotcube: You had to do it in the previous ones, too
🔗 16:22
Cobblepotter: I always found Tropico to be really difficult. I often struggled to both appease the different factions and hit my objective, I'll always lose too much money doing one or the other.
🔗 16:22
CaptainSpam: Huh. So zoning in this is just done at the edges of roads? That's sort of odd.
🔗 16:22
malc: Eye's Chinwear
🔗 16:22
Godofmuffins: I see we are taking a Cam Break. Aka Keep playing.
🔗 16:22
Aenir798: Kathleen pause and take a break!
🔗 16:22
Flikerz1: @linketh: she will just make a subburb and annex them as a cutraul minoraty
🔗 16:22
Bobathaitea: did kathleen actually do the whole ring of houses around a nuclear plant yet?
🔗 16:23
Anubis169: not yet
🔗 16:23
Saintnex: Not yet
🔗 16:23
Rocketman210: she isnt approved for nuclear plants yet
🔗 16:23
Anubis169: she's on green energy right now
🔗 16:23
TacitusVigil: Gdwarf: I suppose, though I guess it's the libertarian in me that dislikes the idea. As you said, hopefully it's better there than in the US, not that it's "massively" abused here.
🔗 16:23
GDwarf: cobblepotter: Really? I've always found Tropico to be quite easy, especially once you get going. You don't have to appease everyone, just more than 50%. :P
🔗 16:23
DiamondTiki: Why is a ring of houses around a nuclear planta thing?
🔗 16:23
Saintnex: But hopefully soon
🔗 16:23
Piperlyon: I don't think she's made enough money to get a nuclear power plant
🔗 16:23
Valkyrie_Lemons: Cobblepotter, focus on a primary industry (i.e. Farming) first to get money before purchasing factories to increase your wealth.
🔗 16:23
Anubis169: leave the mic on
🔗 16:23
Croooooooow_t_robot: never ask that question
🔗 16:23
squaredotcube: No GDwarf, all you needed was a positive demand for that zone. the abandoned buildings would take care of themselves that way.
🔗 16:23
zyme86: quickly, someone call in gozilla
🔗 16:23
Durugai: Ms. Mayor.. Ms Mayor.. Stop decimating our town please? Please? NO I LIVE THERE!
🔗 16:23
DiamondTiki: What's the worst that could happen? Let's find out!
🔗 16:23
Vanquishuer: and in a few minutes is when EVERTYHING GOES WRONG
🔗 16:23
Anubis169: we wanna hear the asplosion
🔗 16:23
Anubis169: :D
🔗 16:23
King__of__Spades: I love that sirens immediately start going off
🔗 16:23
General_Pants: I cant wait for us to hear everything going wrong
🔗 16:23
somechick73: because she wants the people to die of nuclear radiation
🔗 16:23
Linketh_: "Phyrexian invasion? Just bulldoze their houses!"
🔗 16:23
GDwarf: squaredotcube: Oh, I always 'dozed 'em
🔗 16:23
somechick73: lol
🔗 16:23
Bl4ckeagle: why do i get banned i gave her a compliment i said shes hot
🔗 16:23
uraharasci: hmmm worst that can happen...
🔗 16:23
uraharasci: someone get Paul onto that
🔗 16:24
jadedcynic: so, we know what the Moonbase's passwords are: DICKBUTT - who wants to hack into their network and remotely activate disasters? Kappa
🔗 16:24
Bl4ckeagle: not me
🔗 16:24
Cobblepotter: I guess, though I guess I work too slow in building up the industry, because I get so many complaints of not prioritizing other stuff, and before I know it I'm just getting edged out in the upcoming election because of it.
🔗 16:24
squaredotcube: however, if you did a lot of bulldozing in SC2000, the newspaper and public would get onto you about it :D
🔗 16:24
Godofmuffins: Jadedcynic: How did you figure out their password so quickly?
🔗 16:24
CleverCrumbish: This is even worse we'll HEAR it going to *** but not see it
🔗 16:24
Piperlyon: Jadedcynic: once I finish hacking the government I'll get to hacking them
🔗 16:24
ravensshade: kathleen builds the world? has she gonna corporate? building worlds to save?
🔗 16:24
Catcard: I am getting the Dew and Doritos commercial over and over again. Gross.
🔗 16:24
GDwarf: bl4ckeagle: Calling someone hot, unprompted, is harassment, not a compliment.
🔗 16:24
Piperlyon: It's all on the path to hacking the planet
🔗 16:25
CaptainSpam: Squaredotcube: That's only if you bulldozed a lot of forests, I think. You got to hear a moose call, too!
🔗 16:25
Bl4ckeagle: sorry not my native language
🔗 16:25
Dumori: Good Evening Kathleen and you fellow Chatazines !
🔗 16:25
Anubis169: CaptainSpam: that's been in SimCity since 2 i think
🔗 16:25
Yaaaaaawn: Bl4ckeagle because it's objectifying and not why she is streaming, also what GDwarf said.
🔗 16:25
Piperlyon: hello Dumori
🔗 16:25
Bl4ckeagle: iam somalian
🔗 16:25
zyme86: @Dumori I ain't no monkey!
🔗 16:25
Nightvalien28: ¬¬
🔗 16:25
squaredotcube: That was for dense forests, but this was for a lot of abaondoned buildings iand the mix
🔗 16:25
mtvcdm: Doesn't matter what your language or nationality is.
🔗 16:25
VmKid: I keep getting ads for MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS
🔗 16:25
jadedcynic: not because I'm good at human engineering and have been doing it a lot in my past and have gotten quite experienced at it, or anything...
🔗 16:25
ravensshade: it's chatizines you uncultured person... also hi
🔗 16:26
GDwarf: cobblepotter: Just build enough food production to keep people fed, some housing, and some entertainment, then work on slowly building up the rest of what you need.
🔗 16:26
Piperlyon: Vmkid: well the new CoD is out, it's to be expected
🔗 16:26
Dumori: Finally home afte a long shift and joyjust subzero public transport delays
🔗 16:26
VmKid: Like drinking piss and eating... actually I kinda like Doritos.
🔗 16:26
Bl4ckeagle: what do i have to say teach me master
🔗 16:26
Flikerz1: dear lord i hear the sound skpping
🔗 16:26
Nirvana___: I am sitting here playing D3 on hardcore mode, while watching the chat and Kathleen stream. This is a recipe for disaster
🔗 16:26
Bl4ckeagle: in appropriate way
🔗 16:26
Flikerz1: its all going to die!
🔗 16:26
zyme86: subzero traffic delays, eh? who was he fighting? Scorpion?
🔗 16:26
jadedcynic: Wow, there's a little sarcasm...
🔗 16:26
EiranAlestain: Ah, the joys of public transportations.
🔗 16:26
Sitiran: No matter how bad it may get, it's still in better shape than Detroit. Kappa
🔗 16:26
Catcard: Wow dude
🔗 16:26
Anubis169 prods Bl4ckeagle
🔗 16:26
Nightvalien28: obvious troll is obvious
🔗 16:26
Catcard: How about not be a little *** to women, Bl4ckeagle?
🔗 16:27
MehallD: I traded a friend a TON of cards today, 47 of them, for his cube. This ended up with my Vaevictis Asmadi EDH deck becomnig siiiiiiick.
🔗 16:27
Piperlyon: Vmkid: oi! I personally like Mountain Dew
🔗 16:27
Bl4ckeagle: wat calm down
🔗 16:27
Catcard: Man just ban him, he's a troll. Or he's not gonna add anything to chat.
🔗 16:27
ArtofDaDress: Kathleen should paint her town vanta-black Kappa
🔗 16:27
Thisbymaster: mute?
🔗 16:27
Flikerz1: no mic!
🔗 16:27
Castlewise: What Catcard said
🔗 16:27
Bl4ckeagle: pff k im not talking anymore
🔗 16:27
uraharasci: what went wrong was kathleens mic
🔗 16:27
Flikerz1: IS SHE TALING?
🔗 16:27
Anubis169: Kathleen cold mic
🔗 16:27
squaredotcube: buut... Yeah. Seems like they de-automated a lot of stuff in SimCity. I don't like it because that means more micromanagement.
🔗 16:27
Sitiran: mic
🔗 16:27
Piperlyon: Loadingreadyrun: the mic is muted
🔗 16:27
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: mic
🔗 16:27
mtvcdm: Kathleen, your mic's not on.
🔗 16:27
Nightvalien28: we have no mic sound
🔗 16:27
Nirvana___: LoadingReadyRun: When you are on the bulldoze tool tip, beside the guy in the bottom left there are icons that zoom you into the abandoned buildings for easier destruction.
🔗 16:27
mercano82: Loadingreadyrun: mic is off
🔗 16:27
questhere: oh no, Kathleen's become a mime!
🔗 16:27
Cobblepotter: Gdwarf, what housing do you normally start off a campaign with?
🔗 16:27
Godofmuffins: Sitiran: Detroit is not that bad, it is just a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
🔗 16:27
Piperlyon: better
🔗 16:27
Flikerz1: WB!
🔗 16:27
Croooooooow_t_robot: mic is never on
🔗 16:27
Lysander_Gustav: Whoa that was a short break
🔗 16:28
Valkyrie_Lemons: Even with no mic, we know that's she's saying "What the piss do you want?"
🔗 16:28
Sitiran: @Godofmuffins Fair point.
🔗 16:28
uraharasci: they need a radio tower to always hear Kathleen's voice
🔗 16:28
Linketh_: The mike was off the whole time
🔗 16:28
grgriffin3: Everyone wants a pole.
🔗 16:28
Linketh_: mic*]
🔗 16:28
Yaaaaaawn: you get a sign, and you get a sign
🔗 16:28
jadedcynic: @Bl4ckeagle simplest way to go about it is to use a little empathy - think about how you would feel about what was said to you, and take into account what the other person would like and customize your conversation to them. It takes some work, but you'd be surprised how effective it is
🔗 16:28
mercano82: Can you dance on the pole?
🔗 16:28
zyme86: so much pole its like you are in Lvov
🔗 16:28
ArtofDaDress: Kathleen, you should paint your town Vanta-Black.
🔗 16:28
Bl4ckeagle: ok sory
🔗 16:28
jadedcynic: get to know the other person
🔗 16:28
Piperlyon: wait, two deaths per day?
🔗 16:29
jadedcynic: @Bl4ckeagle hey, we're all human
🔗 16:29
somechick73: tell them stop suiciding
🔗 16:29
Piperlyon: do... do we need to count those?
🔗 16:29
TacitusVigil: Outer Limits twist: the mike was off the whole time. And everyone is Jesus in Purgatory.
🔗 16:29
Catcard: jadedcynic, the whole "Think about how you would feel if someone said that to you unprompted" doesn't work with men like that because they would LOVE for a woman to suddenly tell them they're hot.
🔗 16:29
uraharasci: Only 2 deaths? work harder
🔗 16:29
Bl4ckeagle: thanks
🔗 16:29
Nightvalien28: two deaths per day?
🔗 16:29
Cantwearcats: "What the *** do you guys want?" The Kathleen administration- The government that cares about the people
🔗 16:29
Linketh_: You get a funeral! And you get a funeral! YOU ALL GET A FUNERAL!
🔗 16:29
Anubis169 hugs Bl4ckeagle
🔗 16:29
Castlewise: Cantwearcats at least she listens to them :)
🔗 16:29
jadedcynic: @Catcard careful about generalizing...
🔗 16:29
OneirosGolem: Kathleen for Mayor
🔗 16:29
AlexanderDitto: @Catcard: A better idea is to ask them how they'd feel if a gay guy told them they were hot. :B
🔗 16:29
jadedcynic fires up a few Turing tests
🔗 16:29
somechick73: you might want to start paying off some of those loans kathleen
🔗 16:29
AlexanderDitto: Uh oh is Kathleen going into debt???
🔗 16:29
Nightvalien28: AlexanderDitto, #DudesGreetingDudes
🔗 16:29
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well, 2 deaths a day, but they're only the deaths we can figure out. The other 5,000 we have no clue what happened, or even if they're actually dead.
🔗 16:30
Ravynn: Turing test called! Flee!
🔗 16:30
Piperlyon: so I was gone for a bit
🔗 16:30
Bl4ckeagle: catcard are you a girl
🔗 16:30
grgriffin3: We are so dense!
🔗 16:30
mtvcdm: Eh. As long as they THINK you might pay at some point it's cool. Like the national debt.
🔗 16:30
Anubis169: Bl4ckeagle: careful
🔗 16:30
Crazyginder22: Here our roads are paved with roads
🔗 16:30
DiamondTiki: This town is becoming very dense :p
🔗 16:30
Walkingharder: If you are not in debt you are not doing it right
🔗 16:30
Catcard: Ohhhh, now he's targeting me.
🔗 16:30
LambMower: alexanderditto, Don't worry she's still make 3000 money stuff a month
🔗 16:30
jadedcynic: @Somechick73 not operating on deficit spending? how UNREALISTIC - Immersion ruined! Kappa
🔗 16:30
Piperlyon: is the poo plant still upwind from the residential areas?
🔗 16:30
Lazerbunny just subscribed!
🔗 16:30
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lazerbunny! (Today's storm count: 1)
🔗 16:30
mercano82: That's 1 death per 4,575 per day. I don't think that's good.
🔗 16:30
somechick73: lol
🔗 16:30
Ravynn: lrrSPOT
🔗 16:30
grgriffin3: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB lrrSPOT
🔗 16:30
Lysander_Gustav: Can you upgrade the casino?
🔗 16:30
LambMower: lrrSPOT
🔗 16:30
Anubis169: start hitting on members and I will time you out
🔗 16:30
Ravynn: Suuubbb Hype!
🔗 16:30
mtvcdm: NOW the stormcounter's working.
🔗 16:30
Saintnex: Pfff pay off loans, wat is this? A responsible govt?
🔗 16:30
Sitiran: sub hypuuu
🔗 16:30
Bl4ckeagle: i cant even talk to you guys what isthis i am not assaulting u guys
🔗 16:30
DiamondTiki: Oh hey, Twitch recognized the sub
🔗 16:30
DiamondTiki: ALso, SUUUUUB
🔗 16:30
Yaaaaaawn: gib lazerbnnies plox
🔗 16:30
MedicOfOld: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
🔗 16:31
Godofmuffins: Nightvalien28: No no no it is #DudesGreetingDudesGate. It is always something gate.
🔗 16:31
uraharasci: Lazerbunny subbed and died?
🔗 16:31
Anubis169: Bl4ckeagle: use some common sense dude -_-
🔗 16:31
Meltalar: still think train station + bus line woud be sweet
🔗 16:31
Lysander_Gustav: !addstorm
🔗 16:31
Bl4ckeagle: ok anubis sorry
🔗 16:31
Nightvalien28: Godofmuffins, oh right of course
🔗 16:31
Flikerz1: guys
🔗 16:31
jadedcynic: to be perfectly honest, I don't know what gender most of the chat members are...and for that matter I don't really *care*
🔗 16:31
Dumori: So you can dance on Spawoiws in Destiny! This is the besyt bug in abny game ever
🔗 16:31
Anubis169: talk like you would in real life, no AOL Instant Messenger rubbish
🔗 16:31
Anubis169: :P
🔗 16:31
Meltalar: department of transportion in your town hall
🔗 16:31
Nightvalien28: Anubis169, you single babe ;)
🔗 16:31
Valkyrie_Lemons: You should name the streetcar depot desire.
🔗 16:31
All_Mankind: just caught up on feed dump, it was extra fun
🔗 16:31
Anubis169: x_x
🔗 16:32
Nightvalien28: Kappa
🔗 16:32
Sitiran: @Anubis169 a/s/l please Kappa
🔗 16:32
Anubis169: x_x
🔗 16:32
Ravynn: Look what you've done Anubis...
🔗 16:32
grgriffin3: Anubis169 ayyy gurl
🔗 16:32
grgriffin3: Kappa
🔗 16:32
Anubis169 fwaps chat round the back of the head
🔗 16:32
Lazerbunny: so how do you unleash a plauge of weegles on your city?
🔗 16:32
LambMower: 20/m/sweden looking for friend pls
🔗 16:32
Flikerz1: Nightvalien28: . . . sigh
🔗 16:32
wabisabievan: What darks works have you unleashed Anubis
🔗 16:32
VmKid: OH BOY MORE DISCUSSION ABOUT DESSERTS
🔗 16:32
uraharasci: :(
🔗 16:32
DiamondTiki: Well, we broke a mod
🔗 16:32
All_Mankind: this music reminds me disturbingly of FFX
🔗 16:32
Saintnex: Oh dear, chats gone mad
🔗 16:32
mtvcdm: This is not the best example to be setting.
🔗 16:32
zyme86: @Anubis169 Dats assault
🔗 16:32
Anubis169: the flashbacks!
🔗 16:32
jadedcynic: wait what? Dessert??? WHERE??? /drools
🔗 16:32
GDwarf: "Angle too sharp, you could poke your eye out!"
🔗 16:32
Nightvalien28: Flikerz1, I am sorry
🔗 16:32
Nirvana___: Beware a broken mod; their hammer is less accurate than usual...
🔗 16:32
Castlewise: 270/q/sol lf good time
🔗 16:32
LambMower: Desserts? You mean DESSERT BUS?
🔗 16:32
Demon1119: Im not getting any sound for some raisin
🔗 16:33
Anubis169: zyme86: it's an irc channel... what's the worst someone could do? use harsh language? :P
🔗 16:33
zyme86: Say hi to background paul
🔗 16:33
grgriffin3: DESSERT BUS??? I am so down!
🔗 16:33
Catcard: Thanks for helping to keep the chat a nice place to be, Anubis. Really, we appreciate it.
🔗 16:33
Bl4ckeagle: how do u get skyscrapera
🔗 16:33
jadedcynic: for that matter, I did skip dessert; I had to run an errand just after supper...brb/ snak brak
🔗 16:33
DiamondTiki: Raisin sounds design is one of the weak points of the game :p
🔗 16:33
Piperlyon: I like to think that Anubis169 is actually the Egyptian God Anubis, and thus is just a man with the head of a jackal
🔗 16:33
LambMower: inb4 people get mad at you calling it an IRC, anubis
🔗 16:33
uraharasci: ooh dessert bus sounds ace
🔗 16:33
Flikerz1: I agree, we need higher buildings
🔗 16:33
mtvcdm: A town of 9,000 people could use an international airport.
🔗 16:33
Yaaaaaawn: Also, basically thanks to LRR community for being best people
🔗 16:33
Darth_Wooper: Dessert Bus sounds totally sweet!
🔗 16:33
Ravynn: Skyscrapers come organically because the density of a given zone goes up
🔗 16:33
Darth_Wooper: :P
🔗 16:33
Anubis169: LambMower: curses you saw my trollbait!
🔗 16:33
Flikerz1: I HEAR PAULS!
🔗 16:33
LambMower: yaaaaaawn, we try
🔗 16:33
Thisbymaster: a street car going nowhere
🔗 16:33
BusTed: It shall be named Desire.
🔗 16:33
Castlewise: I love the 4 lane into the guys back yard
🔗 16:33
Flikerz1: sry caps
🔗 16:33
Anubis169: Bl4ckeagle: that's a later-game thing
🔗 16:33
GDwarf: So, Kathleen, what are you going to name your streetcar? :B
🔗 16:33
tyloncorp: Street care to nowhere
🔗 16:33
Castlewise: thats got to up the propery value
🔗 16:33
OneirosGolem: It seems sort of pointless to build new, empty streets with streetcar routes
🔗 16:34
Anubis169: you need to build up to it :)
🔗 16:34
Linketh_: Clearly this is an international airfare hub in the making.
🔗 16:34
GDwarf: Nuts, busted beat me to it
🔗 16:34
mercano82: Be sure to run the Dessert Bus through an X-Ray scanner before you eat it. You never know what surprises could be inside.
🔗 16:34
grgriffin3: Eminent domain in action!
🔗 16:34
CleverCrumbish: Kathleen is out of touch with the electorate
🔗 16:34
zerggodmaster: is this single or multi player mode?
🔗 16:34
Flikerz1: "rezoned" zoned to homless?
🔗 16:34
Anubis169: your city needs to be earning enough cash to support one being built and to maintain it
🔗 16:34
Costia: does it still become a traffic nightmare late-game?
🔗 16:34
GDwarf: grgriffin3: Nah, re-zoning isn't really eminent domain, I don't think
🔗 16:34
uraharasci: Mercano92: like sweets?
🔗 16:34
mtvcdm: It's only eminient domain if you pay them for the land.
🔗 16:34
Flikerz1: @zerggodmaster: single
🔗 16:34
Saintnex: And you get a rezone! And YOU get a rezone!
🔗 16:34
GDwarf: costia: It becomes a traffic nightmare early game
🔗 16:34
Bl4ckeagle: i am going to download this game tomorrow looks fun game
🔗 16:34
grgriffin3: Ehh, I'm not up on my civic planning lingo.
🔗 16:34
Nirvana___: Costia: Pretty much. And I find the mass transit systems are really hard to institute in a built city without rezoning half of it
🔗 16:34
All_Mankind: from what i've tasted of Desire, it's mostly gross. stop licking the streetcar dude, especially the handlebars
🔗 16:34
Castlewise: no, but knocking someones house down to finish the road is :)
🔗 16:34
LambMower: You ain't got no cash, K
🔗 16:34
Anubis169: it really is :)
🔗 16:35
Anubis169: super calming
🔗 16:35
jadedcynic: mmmmm, raspberry yogurt and a couple of chocolate chip cookies :)
🔗 16:35
CleverCrumbish: Sure would be easier to place buildings if they didn't flop around when you moved them, I feel
🔗 16:35
mtvcdm: No, Bl4ckeagle, you want almost any SimCity OTHER than this one.
🔗 16:35
Nightvalien28: jadedcynic, share
🔗 16:35
JediTransmit: Rotate it?
🔗 16:35
VmKid: A Streetcar depot? STELLA!
🔗 16:35
zyme86: monues?
🔗 16:35
mercano82: If you consider a club soda a sweet, sure.
🔗 16:35
Anaerin: Is that a streetcar avenue?
🔗 16:35
Ravynn: You need to make a streetcar road first Kathleen
🔗 16:35
MedicOfOld: can you rotate it?
🔗 16:35
Bawkbawkboo1: I do wish you had started with a bigger map...
🔗 16:35
Malrone: you don't have the requered buckaroos.
🔗 16:35
Lazerbunny: dont streetcars need, rails?
🔗 16:35
Bl4ckeagle: i played simcity 3000 like 10 years ago
🔗 16:35
VmKid: Flip it turnways?
🔗 16:35
Anaerin: Try upgrading the road to a streetcar road.
🔗 16:35
LambMower: Tap it
🔗 16:35
wabisabievan: !advice
🔗 16:35
LRRbot: Avoid hitting police cars.
🔗 16:35
Flikerz1: flip it upside down?
🔗 16:35
jadedcynic: "*I'm* invalid?!? *YOU'RE* invalid! The WHOLE SYSTEM'S invalid!!!" :D
🔗 16:35
Nirvana___: Bawkbawkboo1: If only there was such a thing
🔗 16:35
squaredotcube: It's not a trolley?
🔗 16:35
grgriffin3: Yeah, we need rails, right?
🔗 16:35
Piperlyon: !advice
🔗 16:35
LRRbot: Food is not health.
🔗 16:35
Ravynn: use the Road Upgrade Tool and click on the Avenue, and you need to upgrade it to a streetcare avenue
🔗 16:35
mtvcdm: But what if you need to rezone the police cars?
🔗 16:35
TheMooseTetrino: The more I watch SC2013 the more I want Cities Skylines...
🔗 16:36
VmKid: !food
🔗 16:36
LRRbot: Food=Health
🔗 16:36
Flikerz1: Why does placing a sign shake the world?
🔗 16:36
Bawkbawkboo1: oh crap is this really the biggest map size???
🔗 16:36
Havtorn_Epsilon: !busstop
🔗 16:36
LRRbot: :/ 1 bus-stop for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 16:36
jadedcynic pours yogurt into modem "here ya go Nightva-NO CARRIER
🔗 16:36
LambMower: bawkbawkboo1, yuuupp
🔗 16:36
Nirvana___: Yup
🔗 16:36
Durugai: Buses ? Will they go to the desert? can they be desertbuses?
🔗 16:36
All_Mankind: maybe it's soul food
🔗 16:36
Anubis169: lol
🔗 16:36
Lazerbunny: No they use a map and darts
🔗 16:36
Ravynn: Flikerz1 Because screenshake is ALWAYS AWESOME
🔗 16:36
Nirvana___: The #1 complaint about this game
🔗 16:36
OneirosGolem: Based on my city, yeah pretty much
🔗 16:36
Piperlyon: well LRRbot, which is it?
🔗 16:36
mercano82: "Screw streetcars, let's build busses." It's like the 50's all over again.
🔗 16:36
Dumori: how many busstop[s do we need to add to LRR bot now then KappaHD
🔗 16:36
somechick73: better put bus stops near hospitals
🔗 16:36
Anubis169: ok i'll allow that, technically she did make a bus stop
🔗 16:36
Bawkbawkboo1: !busstop
🔗 16:36
LRRbot: :/ 2 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 16:36
Bl4ckeagle: worms franchise is 80% off on steam
🔗 16:36
VmKid: ***, how many busstops are you building, Kathleen?
🔗 16:36
LambMower: !busstop add 20
🔗 16:36
LRRbot: lambmower: That is a mod-only command
🔗 16:36
grgriffin3: Like, all of the bus stops.
🔗 16:36
Nightvalien28: she made about twenty of them
🔗 16:36
MilkInBag: oh the new sim city :)
🔗 16:36
MilkInBag: is it....good?
🔗 16:37
Nightvalien28: not the new one
🔗 16:37
VmKid: !busstop add like, a bunch
🔗 16:37
Piperlyon: MilkinBag: well Kathleen seems to be enjoying it
🔗 16:37
Flikerz1: @milkinabag:, it has poopdar.
🔗 16:37
All_Mankind: oh why don't we build a desert city with all the bus traffic
🔗 16:37
Bl4ckeagle: which one is the latest
🔗 16:37
LambMower: That's the thing with it, it seems enjoyable
🔗 16:37
Nightvalien28: wait this is the new one?
🔗 16:37
VmKid: Park and Ride is my porno name.
🔗 16:37
LambMower: And then you realise all the issues with it
🔗 16:37
Sun_Singer: !next
🔗 16:37
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:22 from now)
🔗 16:37
MilkInBag: a friend bought it and said the maps were too small and hated you cant have one huge map
🔗 16:37
grgriffin3: !busstop add 18 hyperbolillion.
🔗 16:37
Kapol42: This GUI reminds me of Sims.
🔗 16:37
Valkyrie_Lemons: Rark and Pide.
🔗 16:37
TheMooseTetrino: Guys speaking of management games, Banished is half price on Steam atm
🔗 16:37
Piperlyon: Bl4ckeagle: I believe that this is the most current
🔗 16:37
Pietime02: fix your schoo;s
🔗 16:37
DiamondTiki: The first few hours are super interesting. Then you try to take your "city" beyond tiny town zie
🔗 16:37
DiamondTiki: size*
🔗 16:37
Flikerz1: YAY!!!!
🔗 16:38
DiamondTiki: And then it explodes from stupid everything
🔗 16:38
VmKid: It should, Kapol42. This IS SimCity
🔗 16:38
jadedcynic: @Nightvalien28 yep - apparently it's pretty good...now that they've turned off the crappy things they did to it :D
🔗 16:38
Yaaaaaawn: It might be better renamed SimTown rather than SimCity.
🔗 16:38
grgriffin3: SimVillage.
🔗 16:38
MilkInBag: lol
🔗 16:38
VmKid: SimHamlet
🔗 16:38
somechick73: add more classrooms
🔗 16:38
TheMooseTetrino: Bl4ckeagle, This is the latest, but hit up Cities Skylines for the next potential.
🔗 16:38
Walkingharder: They always need something
🔗 16:38
Bl4ckeagle: simstreet
🔗 16:38
Jimrabbit: SimHamlet
🔗 16:38
OneirosGolem: People need to stop having kids, apparently.
🔗 16:38
GDwarf: It's all these 3-student schools you keep building, Kathleen. Kappa
🔗 16:38
MilkInBag: I was so hyped when they announced this new Sim City, then the news got out about the maps and I was sad
🔗 16:38
LambMower: Kapol42, Well it is made by Maxis and they do use a lot of cross-over in style
🔗 16:38
aerobeing: SiMiddleofNowhere
🔗 16:38
BusTed: Damn these kids and what with their learnin'.
🔗 16:38
mtvcdm: Stuff the little brats in the lockers; teach them in there.
🔗 16:38
DiamondTiki: Sim House, oh wait
🔗 16:38
CleverCrumbish: SimHouse... the Sims
🔗 16:38
TacitusVigil: Technically a hamlet is village without a church. I don't think she has one, so fair enough.
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Anubis169: people are learning :D
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Piperlyon: Too many kids, just tell them to learn the old fashioned way
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squaredotcube: Is there an upgrade for abstinence classes? Kappa
🔗 16:38
Darth_Wooper: Simville... or is that the Facebook version?
🔗 16:38
Ravynn: Whoa, another school? Is this 3?
🔗 16:38
Kapol42: Lambmower, I figured. I just didn't remember them looking so similar.
🔗 16:38
Pandasandpancakes: This is what happens when you insist on them being educated, Kathleen...
🔗 16:38
Bl4ckeagle: simsmolocule
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Flikerz1: make it like 70 stories hgh
🔗 16:38
Valkyrie_Lemons: Your classrooms are too full? Radical suggestion, but why not have a Battle Royale to thin out the humbers?
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Valkyrie_Lemons: *numbers
🔗 16:39
Anubis169: how many bus stops are there total?
🔗 16:39
LambMower: Why do they need classrooms? There's a whole forest around the school you can teach the little shits in
🔗 16:39
somechick73: go expand the other school while you are at it
🔗 16:39
DiamondTiki: Piperlyon, we beat them until they grow too big for it?
🔗 16:39
MrTulip: Increase the crime rate, that should solve the problem with overcrowded schools
🔗 16:39
Piperlyon: Anubis169: just so many
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jadedcynic: @ravynn primary, elementary, high-school
🔗 16:39
LambMower: Little Shits is also the name of the Poopsville baseball team
🔗 16:39
All_Mankind: i want to build a tiered city, like Midgar except not depressing. probably only possible in Minecraft
🔗 16:39
mtvcdm: Kathleen Lobotomizes The World.
🔗 16:39
Piperlyon: DiamondTiki: Yeah, let's go with that
🔗 16:39
Kapol42: Kathleen is going to go Joker on someone to make them happy.
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grgriffin3: The beatings will continue until happiness improves!
🔗 16:39
BusTed: The beatings shall continue until morale improves.
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Hippitybobbity: ze happines gestapo!
🔗 16:39
Godofmuffins: Pandasandpancakes: Yes keep the peasants nice and dumb. They will not rise up then.
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BusTed: Haha.
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Anubis169: !busstop set 1
🔗 16:39
LRRbot: 1 bus-stop for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 16:39
Lysander_Gustav: So, because there isn't a high-school, people in this city only have a 6th-grade education?
🔗 16:39
QuarterNote_: tax industry more
🔗 16:39
wabisabievan: Valkyrie because then you'd end up with a teenage rebel population trying to overthrow your regime
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uraharasci: sims are unhappy due to Kathleen forcing happiness on everyone
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Ravynn: jadedcynic there's only elementary and high school though! And I guess post-sec
🔗 16:39
mercano82: Sounds like corporal entertainment.
🔗 16:39
Anubis169: let's count the depots
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Anubis169: :)
🔗 16:39
OneirosGolem: Minas Tirith? Or does that also count as depressing
🔗 16:39
CleverCrumbish: Tacitus, common usage of "Hamlet" is based around the relative size of hamlets in europe ~500 years ago. A Church was high up on the list of things you wanted soon as heck when your town started growing
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LambMower: lysander_gustav, Yuuupp That's how it works
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Lazerbunny: welcome to New Snorsh, where we MAKE you happy, wether you want it or not
🔗 16:40
zyme86: @Lambmower that would be what a A affiliate of whom?
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malfunct: Poopville adheres to a strict policy of beating the unhappiness out of its citizens
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Bl4ckeagle: too bad i have no friends i cant play with someone
🔗 16:40
Bawkbawkboo1: make it a Junior COllege town
🔗 16:40
Ravynn: You're just making it easier on yourself Anubis
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Valkyrie_Lemons: Don't change the tax Kathleen, because the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!
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Saintnex: Good idea Anubis :D
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jadedcynic: (please no one tell Kathleen about 'nerve stapling' in SMAC - she'll be all over that game ;) )
🔗 16:40
All_Mankind: Minas Tirith is probably a nice way to do it
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QuarterNote_: and lower residential so they spend more
🔗 16:40
MilkInBag: I wish there was a good city sim right now :(
🔗 16:40
Piperlyon: be the mayor that the Republicans fear. Raise the taxes everywhere
🔗 16:40
Darth_Wooper: This city should be named Morale. Then you can do all kinds of things in order to improve Morale.
🔗 16:40
LambMower: zyme86, uh... what?
🔗 16:40
Dumori: The Kathleen became Friend Computer. "Remember citizen happiness IS manditory"
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Anubis169: Ravynn: unless there's a specific number for the bus stops, it's impossible to track
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Anubis169: just like the deathcount
🔗 16:40
Bl4ckeagle: city looks good
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Linketh_: My taxes always mysteriously rise to 20%, and any complainers mysteriously get their houses knocked down by accident.
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malfunct: Everyone in poopville is limited to an elementary level education?
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Pietime02: be more evil
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All_Mankind: tax hikes will continue until morale improves
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TacitusVigil: Clevercrumbish: I make all my major city decisions based on Dark Age European conceptual ideas. :D
🔗 16:41
Kamuraki: Finally! Twitch chat is working for me
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TacitusVigil: Clevercrumbish: As opposed to nonconceptual ideas of course.
🔗 16:41
mtvcdm: Well, if the residents of Poopville aren't educated on what poop is, they won't complain about it.
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zyme86: @Lambmower the little shits baseball team, it would have to be a Mets' affiliate AMIRIGHT?
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Anubis169: hey there Kamuraki
🔗 16:41
QuarterNote_: that was the firebell i think
🔗 16:41
Piperlyon: the tornado was behind you all along!
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squaredotcube: fire
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BusTed: Maybe it was just a drill at the school. :P
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somechick73: lol
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Linketh_: Tornado? More like SNOREnado
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Saintnex: Lol
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Pietime02: be evil
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LambMower: See, I literally know nothing about baseball, I just picked something American :P
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wabisabievan: Tacitusvigil I don't think sim city comes with siege walls
🔗 16:41
somechick73: *** them they are poor lol
🔗 16:41
Dumori: Kathleen "*** the poor" De'Veer
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SirDigbyChickenSeizure: "*** those people, they're poor." This game really is true to life.
🔗 16:41
Omega_Lairon: Finally back... man, lrrEFF grocery shopping.
🔗 16:41
grgriffin3: Ehh, Little Shits sounds more like a Nationals farm team.
🔗 16:41
CleverCrumbish: "Tax the rich" ~ Mayor Kathleen "*** the poor" ~ Mayor Kathleen
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Hippitybobbity: tnat is a disgusting soundeffecct
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Omega_Lairon: SO besides everything, what'd I miss?
🔗 16:42
Ravynn: I don't know if your people are...fine with the sewage, you may want to take a look at your ground pollution map
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Bl4ckeagle: football is the best and i dont mean hand egg
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Piperlyon: LambMower: where are you from? Obviously not America, else you would have chosen football
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zyme86: @Lambmower do you know hockey or soccer/football?
🔗 16:42
Bobathaitea: look at all the poo
🔗 16:42
All_Mankind: everybody poops, they have no choice but to be fine with it
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Ratnav: as someone who worked in city planning... the amount you are getting to build verse the number of meetings you are being forced to hold is totally killing my immersion
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squaredotcube: Maybe it's time to move the sewage plant?
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HatsWearCats: They should have build this city in Australia, the only disaster we get is a 55 degree day every other day.
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Pietime02: be ,ore evil'
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TacitusVigil: Wabisabievan: Their loss! Could be great for tourism, or if a "Jericho" like situation occurs. ;)
🔗 16:42
Pietime02: be ore evil
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LambMower: Sweden, also no Zyme86, I'm not a sports person :P
🔗 16:42
Anubis169: shitstorm!
🔗 16:42
Lysander_Gustav: Hahahaha
🔗 16:42
grgriffin3: Shockingly, most people don't like living near poop!
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Ravynn: Kathleen if you make a department of utilities I believe, then you'll be able to build a real waste treatment plant
🔗 16:42
Pietime02: be more evil
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Foxmar320: lol
🔗 16:42
OneirosGolem: Create a tiered city. Make sure the upper levels have unanimous access to beautiful vistas and parks. Now put all vital services at the bottom tier.
🔗 16:42
CleverCrumbish: This is terrifying who lives in a town where giant poos roam the streets
🔗 16:42
Bl4ckeagle: i hate it when people call football soccer btw american fotbal is ripoff of rugby
🔗 16:43
mtvcdm: The Mets have a currently pretty average minor league system. You'd want to go with like the Brewers right now.
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wabisabievan: Oh I'd love me some city walls and inner and outer castle division.
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MilkInBag: looking at Kathleen play really makes me want to get the game, but I know I will be disappointed :(
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Kamuraki: So, I had a dream last night that I was back in college and for some reason, most the LLR crew was also there and we started playing D&D. Gradually it became a zombie apocalypse dream for no apparent reason, but the D&D was fun while it lasted.
🔗 16:43
Troublingpath: Last time I tuned in we were all trying to figure out where to put the ***, when did this become a whole city?
🔗 16:43
Lysander_Gustav: I wonder if there's a way to turn this into Silent Hill. Or at least Centralia.
🔗 16:43
All_Mankind: let's build Ba Sing Se
🔗 16:43
Thisbymaster: the latest crap shots was great. Perfect stinger
🔗 16:43
Kamuraki: *LRR, not LLR
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Hippitybobbity: yumizu!
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Pietime02: build more industry
🔗 16:43
MilkInBag: it's just that I loved huge maps and I know it's not supported in this new sim city
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wabisabievan: Just saying the sim city guys tend to crush those dark dreams
🔗 16:44
TheMooseTetrino: Kathleen it starts falling apart when the city gets large.
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Valkyrie_Lemons: The city works, it's the citizens that don't work. Literally!
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Darth_Wooper: All_Mankind it's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se. :P
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Linketh_: The poop currently moves to the nozzle, subservient. For now. But one day, the "Chosen Dump" will rise up against the oppressive citizens of poopville and their evil mayor, Kathleen
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Godofmuffins: Kamuraki: Loading Loading Run.
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mercano82: !uptime
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LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:01
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Kamuraki: lol
🔗 16:44
grgriffin3: Loading Leady Run.
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mtvcdm: The game breaks more as the population gets bigger.
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Kamuraki: I know, I mistyped
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MilkInBag: the game is really pretty though
🔗 16:44
somechick73: if you do education more people will want to come
🔗 16:44
EldraziOutlaw: good morning chat, Good morning Kathleen, how is everyone?
🔗 16:44
HatsWearCats: Thats really irrigation.
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somechick73: and then you can get more money cus there will be more people/
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Linketh_: Loading loading loading loading loading loading ready run - my computer
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Anubis169: Bl4ckeagle: a) trollbait once more and you're out for 10min, b) I'm english so i can say the next bit, c) american football gets its name from rugby football and it's a collision sport, not a tackle sport
🔗 16:44
Piperlyon: wait, Gambling HQ?
🔗 16:44
Anubis169: :P
🔗 16:45
Piperlyon: isn't that just a casino?
🔗 16:45
Kamuraki: Ahem...
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OneirosGolem: Put it beside the school
🔗 16:45
Pietime02: be more evil
🔗 16:45
Kamuraki: WHEN THE LIGHTS... GO DOWN... IN THE CITYYYYY...
🔗 16:45
Anubis169: oooooo
🔗 16:45
All_Mankind: we built the city on rock and dice rolls
🔗 16:45
HatsWearCats: A169 putting on the Mod-pants. Well done
🔗 16:45
LambMower: Remember folks, Kathleen names buildings after subs during this streams
🔗 16:45
grgriffin3: High school needs to go right there next to the casinos.
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Lysander_Gustav: Are the casinos upgradeable?
🔗 16:45
Omega_Lairon: I keep wondering why my SimCities never get this big, then I remember I always get bored and send in like a jillion volcanoes after a month or so
🔗 16:45
Anubis169: city looks wonderful at night :)
🔗 16:45
CleverCrumbish: Whose interests does Mayor Kathleen serve? The casino owners specifically, it seems
🔗 16:45
HatsWearCats: Tha6t blue glow is actually radiation.
🔗 16:45
Hippitybobbity: is the grass green and are the girls here pretty?
🔗 16:45
grgriffin3: Well, this is a distinctly clinical view.
🔗 16:46
LambMower: Mayor Kathleen might have a gambling problem
🔗 16:46
Piperlyon: CleverCrumbish: I believe she serves her own interests
🔗 16:46
mtvcdm: Now, now. Glorious Leader Kathleen. She isn't a mayor because they can't fire her.
🔗 16:46
All_Mankind: a clinical view for the spin doctor
🔗 16:46
MilkInBag: yeah ok it's really pretty
🔗 16:46
mercano82: My cat is trying to groom me.
🔗 16:46
Yaaaaaawn: Hippity: well it aint no paradise
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somechick73: your kitty loves you @Mercano82
🔗 16:46
Bawkbawkboo1: Anyone remember this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxlMW3-WEU
🔗 16:46
Hippitybobbity: is it the jungle?
🔗 16:46
Godofmuffins: Lambmower: That is scandal. Back to the re-education center. You will love Mayor Kathleen.
🔗 16:46
grgriffin3: Do we have fun and games?
🔗 16:46
Hippitybobbity: At least they have funa nd games
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Hippitybobbity: hehehe
🔗 16:46
Michiko864: if you click your gambling houses you can place some ad ons to attract moreor people and make more money from them:)
🔗 16:46
BonSequitur: I mean, it looks really nice but I think it probably goes really far in a direction of only letting you build American-style suburb subdivision nightmares
🔗 16:46
Ravynn: Poopville is a GREEN city! - Tourists Handbook
🔗 16:47
LambMower: Godofmuffins, YOU CAN'T STOP THE MEDIA! *rips off shirt and runs away*
🔗 16:47
TacitusVigil: Too much chlorophyll in your diet if Poopville is green.
🔗 16:47
Kamuraki: No one went for my Journey joke :(
🔗 16:47
QuarterNote_: those buisnesses are not happy
🔗 16:47
Bawkbawkboo1: green, but also brown
🔗 16:47
grgriffin3: We've got anything you want! Honey, we know the names!
🔗 16:47
Pandasandpancakes: Mercano83: don't let it do your nails
🔗 16:47
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well to raise Medieum Wealth you get rid of the rich, then the poor get richer. Even though no-one is richer, except Mayor Kathleen.
🔗 16:47
somechick73: lol
🔗 16:47
OneirosGolem: There goes your house!
🔗 16:47
Anubis169: "Poopville is the green city" <---- must need more iron in their diet
🔗 16:47
mercano82: Is the poop green? Cause you may want to go see a doctor.
🔗 16:47
Lysander_Gustav: Is there an undo key?
🔗 16:47
Yaaaaaawn: hey ll planners make mistakes
🔗 16:47
SirSlipps: So is there no Undo button?
🔗 16:47
Godofmuffins: Lambmower: They keep doing that.
🔗 16:47
All_Mankind: if they have no roofs, let them sleep on the park benches
🔗 16:47
Sitiran: Soylent Green?
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CleverCrumbish: Bonsequitur: Well yeah but it kinda lends itself to that kind of city because other kinds of city don't happen this way
🔗 16:47
QuarterNote_: you have traffic build up near the unhappy buisnesses
🔗 16:47
Ravynn: Anubis169 or maybe less spinnach...or that weird green food colouring they use in cakes and whatnot
🔗 16:48
wabisabievan: This interface reminds me of the sims too much so I keep looking for an undo button
🔗 16:48
grgriffin3: Skate park right next to Town Hall. This is a hip city.
🔗 16:48
Godofmuffins: Valkyrie_lemons: Isn't that just Stalinist Communism?
🔗 16:48
Anubis169: Ravynn: how will i be able to 'eat my greens' if there's no green food dye to use on cake?
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wabisabievan: no Grgriffin it's am EXTREME city
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LambMower: See I support having a limited number of park benches in your city, you can get amazing footage of the hobos fighting over them, you'll make tons of youtube
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wabisabievan: an*
🔗 16:48
BonSequitur: Me, I'm looking forward to that city-building game that Paradox is publishing, the one from the Cities in Motion guys
🔗 16:48
Pandasandpancakes: "I built my house on the wrong plot" < "I accidentally demolished a building to make a park"
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Ravynn: Anubis169 #FirstWorldProblems
🔗 16:48
All_Mankind: it's a closely held secret but the mayor is actually sustained by the sound of crying children and broken bones
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CommiePuddin: Put the school right next to the industrial waste plant!
🔗 16:48
Valkyrie_Lemons: Godofmuffins, It's called making everyone richer by making everyone poorer!
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Anubis169: lol
🔗 16:48
100viewbots: hmmm hmm
🔗 16:48
Lysander_Gustav: That's deliciously evil Lambmower
🔗 16:49
Anubis169 really loves his salads though
🔗 16:49
Kamuraki: I never really got too into the sim games, because you find out really quick that being God is a boring job, and you quickly start tormenting people just for some sort of amusement
🔗 16:49
grgriffin3: They may be poorer, but they're richer....In spirit!
🔗 16:49
Valkyrie_Lemons: Relativity for the win!
🔗 16:49
TheWooglie: Where did all the population go?
🔗 16:49
Ravynn does too...in fact today was greek feta and cucumber salad day.
🔗 16:49
Darth_Wooper: And by spirit we mean spirits. As in alcohol.
🔗 16:49
QuarterNote_: build a suburb by the casinos
🔗 16:49
Anubis169: cucumber is <3
🔗 16:49
Meyari: Kamuraki Isn't what those games are for?
🔗 16:49
QuarterNote_: make all the money
🔗 16:49
mtvcdm: Yeah. The populatipn's dropping.
🔗 16:49
grgriffin3: Basically our city floats on a sea of booze.
🔗 16:49
All_Mankind: suburbs? a barracks is good enough for the workers
🔗 16:49
AdmiralMemo: someone is sexting her? Kappa
🔗 16:50
MrTulip: suburb to what? you have no urban areas.
🔗 16:50
MortifiedThePenguin: Gotta raise the poopulation
🔗 16:50
Ravynn: Yeah, it's also like the only time I like raw olives...mmm
🔗 16:50
Bawkbawkboo1: a suburb with dirt roads. interesting.
🔗 16:50
CaptainSpam: As opposed to all these slapdash, unplanned communities you've got? Kappa
🔗 16:50
Godofmuffins: All_mankind: Barracks are kinda like Suburbs.
🔗 16:50
Nirvana___: Admiralmemo: Now now, were trying to keep the trolls DOWN, not encourage them :p
🔗 16:50
LambMower: I actually never play evil when I play any sims games, I find empathy in my citizens/sims
🔗 16:50
Lysander_Gustav: Build right next to the casinos. I wonder what will happen?
🔗 16:50
CleverCrumbish: A planned community? Will it be one of *Graham Voice* THOSE neighborhoods?
🔗 16:50
wabisabievan: I usually play the sims games to unwind and engineer bizarre situations like a town where you change everyone's job to thief.
🔗 16:50
grgriffin3: Barracks are just very efficient suburbs.
🔗 16:50
Kamuraki: Well, it's sort of like WW2 shooters. How many germans can you kill before it gets old?
🔗 16:50
LambMower: Except the guys in this Simcity, they can go *** themselves
🔗 16:50
Sjlangenegger: !halp
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Kapol42: Kathleen "Glorious Poopy Acres" De Vere.
🔗 16:50
Shadow905100: Hello : )
🔗 16:50
Anubis169: AdmiralMemo: so I wasn't the only one that heard her say that
🔗 16:50
AdmiralMemo: sorry. just arrived on mobile.
🔗 16:50
Ravynn: Nice use of Graham-Voice CleverCrumbish
🔗 16:50
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: my dogs are freaking out at the doorbells, its kind of funny
🔗 16:51
Pietime02: they make wealthier people move in
🔗 16:51
tyloncorp: Bulldoze with abandon
🔗 16:51
All_Mankind: what will the people living right next to the highway complain of, i wonder
🔗 16:51
mercano82: All_mankind: Barracks? What luxury! For true efficiently, workers shall sleep by their station.
🔗 16:51
Clench_Eastwood: Hello everyone, hello Kathleen. It's good to see a stream. I just got home from a 36 hour shift
🔗 16:51
tyloncorp: Noones cares about them yet anyway
🔗 16:51
Anubis169: ack
🔗 16:51
Anubis169: hey there Clench_Eastwood
🔗 16:51
wabisabievan: Nazi killing gets a bit old after the siege of Stalingrad in my experience
🔗 16:51
Anubis169: relax then go sleep, you've earned it :/
🔗 16:51
Bawkbawkboo1: My friend in elementary school usued graph paper to elaborately plan out cities zone-block by block. He had a tremendous sketchpad filled with them. Also, his dad is the city planner in our town.
🔗 16:51
Godofmuffins: Mercano82: Sleep means a lack of productivity. Sleep has been canceled.
🔗 16:52
Clench_Eastwood: Kathleen do you play Tropico at all?
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grgriffin3: Must be a private high school.
🔗 16:52
All_Mankind: yes, lodgings in the factory, and each bed is shared by three workers in different shifts. such efficiency!
🔗 16:52
LambMower: 60 grand? *** peasants can go uneducated I say!
🔗 16:52
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: kathleen would be an excellent Tropico dictator
🔗 16:52
Blightfight: Ooh, a high school! Now we all can relive the best moments of our lives.
🔗 16:52
CrazyMax46: Kathleen playing SimCity? What a welcome surprise.
🔗 16:52
Demon1119: I keep thinking that all the thumps means a monster is coming
🔗 16:52
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: And Kathleen dictator would make excellent Stolen Jokes.
🔗 16:52
wabisabievan: That thought gave me some dread shivers Blightfight
🔗 16:52
grgriffin3: Dictator Kathleen would just make tropical Snorsh.
🔗 16:53
Kamuraki: Summon the kaiju already!
🔗 16:53
Clench_Eastwood: ya, water...schools...theyre spoiled
🔗 16:53
Ravynn: Tropical Snorsh sounds terrifying...
🔗 16:53
Foxmar320: this is the fancy part of town
🔗 16:53
Blightfight: A hug.
🔗 16:53
wabisabievan: Oh god tropical Snorsh weagles should not make it across the ocean
🔗 16:53
somechick73: everyone likes poopie acres
🔗 16:53
grgriffin3: Poopy Acres - It's now!
🔗 16:53
Pietime02: be more evil
🔗 16:53
Clench_Eastwood: !next
🔗 16:53
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:06 from now)
🔗 16:53
zyme86: Tropical Storm Kathleen
🔗 16:53
Tycherin: Am I reading that city name right?
🔗 16:53
Redeamerhd: Do you know gravybacon
🔗 16:53
Durugai: Fancy part of town with the dirt roads, by the casino
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CaptainSpam: The end of the stream is the time for the kaiju/tornado combo.
🔗 16:53
AdmiralMemo: poop living is the life for me?
🔗 16:53
CommiePuddin: All those parks
🔗 16:53
grgriffin3: Tropical Snorsh weagles are actually amphibious.
🔗 16:54
Dumori: Poopy High!
🔗 16:54
Clench_Eastwood: Hey admiralmemo
🔗 16:54
grgriffin3: Or at least they think they are.
🔗 16:54
LambMower: Pietime02, I think it's time to calm down, that's the only thing you've said for the past 20 minutes
🔗 16:54
Kamuraki: So the high school mascot is just a big BM?
🔗 16:54
Blightfight: A high school next to a major thuroughway, no way could that go wrong.
🔗 16:54
Okipokute: wat
🔗 16:54
All_Mankind: fast times at Poopyacres High
🔗 16:54
Nagisaki: These roads hurt my soul
🔗 16:54
TacitusVigil: All the best for Poopy Acres....they get real water, not that liquid like water-flavored product we use for the rest of the plebeians.
🔗 16:54
Valkyrie_Lemons: Give us a P!
🔗 16:54
squaredotcube: It's the part of town that's actually coherent
🔗 16:54
BonSequitur: It even has like a cul-de-sac infested subdivision mode
🔗 16:54
wabisabievan: I think water just repels tropical weagles out of fear
🔗 16:54
mtvcdm: Those are drunken roads.
🔗 16:54
Demon1119: The amount of whimsy in this music is overwhelming
🔗 16:54
Okipokute: i never thought i'd see kathleen playing simcity o_o
🔗 16:54
CaptainSpam: The Bezier curve roads look interesting, at least.
🔗 16:54
grgriffin3: The Poopsville High Floaters.
🔗 16:54
Pietime02: kathleen you need to unleash monsters on your city at the end of the stream
🔗 16:54
CommiePuddin: All those cul-de-sacs, this really is help.
🔗 16:54
Clench_Eastwood: Kathleen, draw a penis with the raods, you know you can....and want to
🔗 16:54
Anubis169: Demon1119: it's fantastic isn't it? :D
🔗 16:54
Kamuraki: Lol, Gr
🔗 16:54
Akaiatana: Poopsville needs a Four-Post Kathleen. Make a scrapyard lrrEFF
🔗 16:55
OneirosGolem: Yes, a playground directly beside the highway, how wonderful.
🔗 16:55
QuarterNote_: right in the middle of the air polution
🔗 16:55
Havtorn_Epsilon: !busstop
🔗 16:55
LRRbot: :/ 2 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 16:55
Clench_Eastwood: or a butt, I mean it is poopsville
🔗 16:55
malc: !busstopcount
🔗 16:55
LRRbot: 2 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 16:55
Blightfight: Bus stops, and a 10 MPH speed limit.
🔗 16:55
shadowmaster132: Kathleen you could make the other side of the suburbs roads zoned too
🔗 16:55
Kamuraki: So where is the trailer park district? Every town needs rednecks
🔗 16:55
LambMower: quarternote_, you say that like you never played Frogger when you were a kid
🔗 16:55
Bawkbawkboo1: I don't think you'd want individual business on the side of a freeway like that in IRL, but what do I know
🔗 16:55
Omega_Lairon: Y'know what this city really needs? A couple of brothels
🔗 16:55
All_Mankind: i'm in favor of street boobs over street penis
🔗 16:55
Anubis169: x_X
🔗 16:56
Anubis169: Omega_Lairon: nooooooo
🔗 16:56
esperchld: Oh? Kathleen is mayor now?
🔗 16:56
Kamuraki: It's not Amsterdam
🔗 16:56
Clench_Eastwood: so now that all the sim city controversy is over...is sim city actually any good?
🔗 16:56
AdmiralMemo: Kathleen, leader of Snorsh, is angry
🔗 16:56
BonSequitur: I mean obviously I always had beef with SimCity for not letting me make mixed-use walkable neighbourhoods
🔗 16:56
LambMower: clench_eastwood, not really
🔗 16:56
BonSequitur: But then again I AM a giant hipster so who knows
🔗 16:56
Okipokute: where's the nuclear power plant and the rings of death roads around it?
🔗 16:56
Tycherin: Omega_lairon Why stop with a couple?
🔗 16:56
DiamondTiki: Aaand the street is already congested
🔗 16:56
QuarterNote_: with a wonderful view of the sewage
🔗 16:56
lirelent: oh hey peoples, the poop MUST FLOW
🔗 16:56
Pietime02: be more evil
🔗 16:56
Valkyrie_Lemons: Such a pretty space....then a troll tornado just rolls along to eff it up!
🔗 16:56
Demon1119: Anubis169 its pretty hilarious, I feel like someone is watching harry potter in the background
🔗 16:56
Anubis169: it's actually calming happy :)
🔗 16:56
All_Mankind: are you the mayor of crazytown?
🔗 16:57
BonSequitur: See that's your problem you keep building suburban subdivisions of course all your traffic is backed up all those people are living trapped in car-dependant suburban hell-[is shot]
🔗 16:57
GDwarf: omega_lairon: I prefer the term "bordellos"
🔗 16:57
DiamondTiki: The Sim City controversy was bundling a mediocre game with horrendous DRM. It's still sadly a mediocre game
🔗 16:57
GDwarf: bonsequitur: And think of all the food deserts!
🔗 16:57
Kamuraki: Now, put the casinos and the airport right by the school
🔗 16:57
esperchld: Sims aren't going back to the same houses they left from, immersion broken
🔗 16:57
mercano82: You mean a House of Good Repute?
🔗 16:57
grgriffin3: I kinda want this game, just because I need a SimCity game that I can play again, since my copy of 4 is busted.
🔗 16:57
Nirvana___: I find the game is only medicore completely because of the small map size. Now that it has offline mode, if the maps were natively bigger it would be really good
🔗 16:57
Kamuraki: Maybe everyone is having affairs, Esper
🔗 16:57
GDwarf: esperchld: That's less about immersion and more about how that behavior makes sane city planning impossible.
🔗 16:58
TheNeRD14: I'm a little confused how making a Doom city will save the world...
🔗 16:58
mtvcdm: They're not houses. Every building in town is a love hotel.
🔗 16:58
Yaaaaaawn: Nirvana___ hopefully that mod might suceed there
🔗 16:58
Anubis169: isn't there a map patch?
🔗 16:58
Nirvana___: No official patch no
🔗 16:58
QuarterNote_: you have enough for a HS now
🔗 16:58
Nightvalien28: TheNeRD14, no world nothing needs savin
🔗 16:58
BonSequitur: @Gdwarf I bet nobody living in this town is even a locavore
🔗 16:58
Anubis169: pretty sure someone would have modded that in
🔗 16:58
Clench_Eastwood: ok, it's raid time, hopefully I'll see you guys on cams stream later <3 cynicalandmyax
🔗 16:58
DiamondTiki: Nirvana___, probablhy, but I think that would justamplify the AI issues like fire truck conga lines while the rest of the city burns down
🔗 16:58
AygarConrad: !next
🔗 16:58
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:01 from now)
🔗 16:58
Nirvana___: And the mod I found needs you to install like a dozen things, plus it is limited (cant delete trees outside of the normal city zone, for instance)
🔗 16:58
Okipokute: maybe if you concentrate all of the DOOM in one city, only that city will be doomed
🔗 16:58
Valkyrie_Lemons: Thenerd14, you need a doom city to create peril in the world so that someone can then save the world. It's all about Supply and Demand.
🔗 16:58
grgriffin3: Oh hey, now we can get High!....School.
🔗 16:58
Kerrisis: Hm. Anyone know when Desert Bus is due to kick off? I need to plan around it!
🔗 16:58
Anubis169: nngh
🔗 16:59
Bawkbawkboo1: Novemeber 14th
🔗 16:59
wabisabievan: See you later Clench best of luck with the raid
🔗 16:59
Anubis169: !explain desertbus
🔗 16:59
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity telethon run every November by Loading Ready Run and friends, in support of Child's Play Charity. They play Desert Bus, the most boring video game ever created. See this video for more information: http://youtu.be/aq5zv3I9hxQ
🔗 16:59
Yaaaaaawn: Kerrisis desertbus.org
🔗 16:59
Akaiatana: @Kerrisis Next Friday
🔗 16:59
GDwarf: kerrisis: There's a countdown on the desert bus website! :D
🔗 16:59
All_Mankind: oh man we should have named the city Tokyo
🔗 16:59
Okipokute: saving the world is just part of the military industrial complex?
🔗 16:59
BonSequitur: I don't know if Desert Bus is going to be a wonderful work/writing companion, or a terrible distraction from all the *** I need to get done. I guess I'll find out.
🔗 16:59
Kerrisis: Roger that, thanks all. =)
🔗 16:59
QuarterNote_: yes kathleen a highschool right in the sewage area
🔗 16:59
CantWearHats: BonSequitur, I'd put money on distraction :P
🔗 16:59
Omega_Lairon: A high school? So that means we've got a junior varsity basketball team? Can we call them the Poopsville Nuggets?
🔗 16:59
Pietime02: be evil
🔗 17:00
grgriffin3: I'm just hoping I have the research paper I need to do finished by DB. I think i will, fortunately.
🔗 17:00
wabisabievan: High school and sewage does seem like a good match
🔗 17:00
tyloncorp: Uhm, Kathleen, you lost residents....
🔗 17:00
Okipokute: desert bus will suck away your week
🔗 17:00
TheWooglie: It's the best distraction lrrAWESOME
🔗 17:00
tyloncorp: somehow like 2000 people went missing.
🔗 17:00
Anubis169: which is why it'll be the best
🔗 17:00
DiamondTiki: Nuu, KAthleen, don't say that. I have at least one state exam after Desert Bus :(
🔗 17:00
Kapol42: I'm worried I'm going to miss a bunch of DB because of work. :(
🔗 17:00
Okipokute: and what a lovely week it will be <3
🔗 17:00
grgriffin3: Desert Bus steals your life, man.
🔗 17:00
mtvcdm: What are you researching?
🔗 17:00
All_Mankind: The Nuggets is the football team, the basketball team is The Floaters
🔗 17:00
grgriffin3: And it's so wonderful.
🔗 17:00
BonSequitur: Well Kathleen, if I'm going to procrastinate my way to the poorhouse I'd sooner do it with you guys than, idk, cat videos or the new Taylor Swift album
🔗 17:00
Lightspeeddash: DB next week?
🔗 17:00
Anubis169: Kathleen: last GPLP the high school -was- a sewer :D
🔗 17:00
esperchld: DB is just another adam stream, right?
🔗 17:00
Okipokute: nuclear power plant when!?
🔗 17:00
AlexanderDitto: Kathleen if you're going to be putting in Casinos you'd better tax the *** out of them.
🔗 17:00
mtvcdm: Oh, I already procrastinated to Taylor Swift.
🔗 17:01
QuarterNote_: kathleen the 2nd sewage across the street from the HS
🔗 17:01
Parliament27: so was this game patched to be less awful. i was all aboard the hype train and then severely dissapointed
🔗 17:01
All_Mankind: the hockey team's name is unfit for family broadcasting
🔗 17:01
Nirvana___: Will DB be ont he LoadingReadyRun Twitch channel, or are they making a brand new Twitch channel exclusively for DB?
🔗 17:01
Blightfight: Jeez, how many casinos are you putting in that town?
🔗 17:01
Eric_christian_berg: My family's here?!?
🔗 17:01
LadyTL: The more I watch his the better I like Cities XL, so much better then this
🔗 17:01
wabisabievan: In a way it kind of is Esperchild
🔗 17:01
Foxmar320: I hope Adam at least stops by Desert Bus this year. Chat will be upset if he does not
🔗 17:01
mtvcdm: It'll be a specialized channel for DB.
🔗 17:01
Blightfight: It's gonna look like a town on the edge of a Natave American Reservation pretty soon.
🔗 17:01
Yaaaaaawn: Nirvana___ already a desert bus twitch channel for that
🔗 17:01
shurtal: "You get the happiness you deserve, and it's name is Gambling Debts."
🔗 17:01
DiamondTiki: Nirvana___, it will be on twitch.tv/desetbus, like every year
🔗 17:01
CantWearHats: Nirvana___, desert bus has always been on its own channel
🔗 17:01
Nirvana___: oh, right.
🔗 17:01
All_Mankind: poop goes in, educated children come out
🔗 17:01
Anubis169: uhh
🔗 17:02
somechick73: lol
🔗 17:02
Anubis169: twitch.tv/desertbus
🔗 17:02
Master_Gunner: eh, my high school was across the street from a strip club
🔗 17:02
Okipokute: poop in, poop out
🔗 17:02
Master_Gunner: you roll with those things
🔗 17:02
wabisabievan: I think educated is a strong word
🔗 17:02
grgriffin3: Educated children are made of poop? This makes so much sense.
🔗 17:02
fredcheckers: Parks fix everything.
🔗 17:02
Anubis169: hai Gunner :D
🔗 17:02
Nirvana___: Awe, I was hoping Deset Bus was a thing ;)
🔗 17:02
CaptainSpam: I do agree with one of the complaints, the size of the city seems... small, compared to previous games.
🔗 17:02
CantWearHats: that must have been...educational, Master_Gunner
🔗 17:02
mercano82: Desert Bus had a twitch channel before LRR did.
🔗 17:02
Okipokute: mold the children with poop
🔗 17:02
LadyTL: The secret to super intelligence, poop
🔗 17:02
DiamondTiki: All_Mankind, so "Eat sh*t you little bastards". Nover school system :p
🔗 17:02
Meltalar: kathleen placed it on purpose there. kids need to see, where they are going to work after highschool!
🔗 17:02
DiamondTiki: Novel*
🔗 17:02
Omega_Lairon: Yeah, trees tend to do that
🔗 17:02
AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "when in doubt, add parks" DeVere
🔗 17:02
QuarterNote_: maybe connect the main road to the HS>
🔗 17:02
Okipokute: the future of this town is poop! poop on the children!
🔗 17:02
Kamuraki: Any field trips there, Master_Gunner?
🔗 17:02
Raubkater: is there a reason for not connecting the highschool-district directly to the highway?
🔗 17:02
BonSequitur: I like how you're bulldozing over natural forest to build parks
🔗 17:02
CaptainSpam: Admiralmemo: That's Rule #1 of SimCity, actually. :-)
🔗 17:02
mtvcdm: Okay, kids, today we're going to watch Human Centipede to learn more about the nutrients in poop.'
🔗 17:02
BonSequitur: And that somehow lowers pollution and unhappiness
🔗 17:02
somechick73: yeah you need to drop another road to the highway from poopie acres so that they dont have to drive so far
🔗 17:03
Anaerin: raubkater: Yes. Because.
🔗 17:03
All_Mankind: Parks and Rec would love this city, especially as i'm pretty sure we don't have any libraries
🔗 17:03
CaptainSpam: Got space to fill? PARKS.
🔗 17:03
esperchld: This town needs more cats
🔗 17:03
CaptainSpam: People upset over their hovels you built for them? PARKS.
🔗 17:03
Anaerin: They're upgrading.
🔗 17:03
CaptainSpam: Too much pollution near those roads? PARKS.
🔗 17:03
somechick73: you added a park and i think it dezoned
🔗 17:03
Meyari: I believe they said that this channel would be hosting the DB channel as well.
🔗 17:03
CaptainSpam: Spare money? PARKS.
🔗 17:03
Raubkater: Anaerin: ok THEN ;-)
🔗 17:03
LadyTL: Too much poop in the city? PARKS! and more poop
🔗 17:03
mtvcdm: The trees... they magically came back.
🔗 17:03
Pariah164: Ermahgerd PERKS
🔗 17:03
Hippitybobbity: How but some
🔗 17:03
Hippitybobbity: REcreations
🔗 17:03
Bawkbawkboo1: that's disconnected
🔗 17:03
AdmiralMemo: captainspam I know. I played the first one back on a Mac SE 30
🔗 17:04
Nirvana___: I do remember hating how long it takes to get rid of pollution in this game
🔗 17:04
QuarterNote_: the parks they have betrayed you
🔗 17:04
Omega_Lairon: You can call it 2:30 avenue
🔗 17:04
Nirvana___: I get it shouldnt be EASY, but it takes WAY too long
🔗 17:04
esperchld: the car .. it vanished :o
🔗 17:04
Blightfight: The "Million Parks and Casinos" plan seems to be doing... things.
🔗 17:04
Parliament27: the more i watch this the more i want to play this game and then sadness when i actually try
🔗 17:04
All_Mankind: by the dubbs how much do you miss Parks & Rec
🔗 17:04
Pariah164: Also, to everyone here with a Vita: Do yourself a favor. Buy Freedom Wars. Holy crap, it's awesome.
🔗 17:04
grgriffin3: Operation CasinoPark is going off without a hitch!
🔗 17:04
Flikerz1: well its one am
🔗 17:04
Blightfight: TBH, I have no clue what's going on. All I know is that there's a lotta casinos, and that an area of the town is named Poopytown Heights.
🔗 17:04
Flikerz1: night guys, plesure as always. :)
🔗 17:05
Anubis169: gah, those bells
🔗 17:05
some_call_me_tim: These odd shaped roads made me think of m.c. escher
🔗 17:05
Anubis169: :P
🔗 17:05
Omega_Lairon: grgriffin3: Casino Park? http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Casino_Park
🔗 17:05
CaptainSpam: Geez, those planes.
🔗 17:05
wabisabievan: Blightfight I believe we are working towards setting things up for a doom town
🔗 17:05
BonSequitur: Can you plop down big box stores like WalMart
🔗 17:05
esperchld: when in doubt, butts, lots of butts
🔗 17:05
BonSequitur: That's what your town needs: A CostCo
🔗 17:05
Anubis169: night Flikerz1
🔗 17:05
QuarterNote_: maybe connect the HS to the main road so its easier to get too?
🔗 17:05
malc: doorbells: almost as bad as that BGC remix track which samples a Cisco desk phone like the one I have at work
🔗 17:05
LadyTL: and a Canadian Tires and some Tim Hortons
🔗 17:05
Magnatek: I was thinking of that, Pariah, but my credit card on the PSN Store isn't the same one I use anymore.
🔗 17:06
Parliament27: does anyone else remember pax game night from a few years ago when the answer to everything was simcity
🔗 17:06
Blightfight: You know what this town needs? Taco Bell.
🔗 17:06
grgriffin3: This town needs about 20,000 more Starbucks.
🔗 17:06
Blightfight: It can't be a poopytown if there's no Taco Bell.
🔗 17:06
Pariah164: mangatek: Soooo, change it?
🔗 17:06
CaptainSpam: You're tearing down houses to build trees! My God, the environmentalists had it in for us the whole time!
🔗 17:06
somechick73: lol
🔗 17:06
Anubis169: ya know... this has a pretty London style layout... main roads and smaller ones coming off it in a mesh spaghetti fashion
🔗 17:07
somechick73: whenever she says *** like what do you want fucker i start laughing
🔗 17:07
Blightfight: It's a gas station/Taco Bell!
🔗 17:07
grgriffin3: Gas station, Taco Bell, same thing really.
🔗 17:07
zyme86: it would be somewhere on the highway
🔗 17:07
Magnatek: The one I use also doesn't have the funds, and I have to go out tomorrow, anyway.
🔗 17:07
Blightfight: They have those here.
🔗 17:07
Okipokute: overpass for poop?
🔗 17:07
Blightfight: Pooperpass?
🔗 17:07
shurtal: Okay, this town has casinos, does it/can it have strip clubs? They go together like bread and butter.
🔗 17:07
wabisabievan: Gas station of food is a strange sort of pleasure.
🔗 17:07
zyme86: @Grgriffin3 both places smell of petrol and get you sick if you eat there?
🔗 17:07
Hippitybobbity: a feceduct, if you will
🔗 17:07
shurtal: i wanna say no, cause not rated for that but still
🔗 17:07
shurtal: i can dream
🔗 17:07
grgriffin3: Precisely, zyme86.
🔗 17:07
QuarterNote_: maybe add more fire and police support first?
🔗 17:07
Anaerin: You've got a couple of roads out there that could do with zoning.
🔗 17:08
TacitusVigil: Taco Bell: It's almost food!
🔗 17:08
Pariah164: Oh also, a friend owes me five bucks. He's been dodging me all day
🔗 17:08
tyloncorp: Rabble rablle Airport rabble?
🔗 17:08
Walkingharder: And in 20 seconds everyone needs everything!
🔗 17:08
grgriffin3: Taco Bell: At least we tried.
🔗 17:08
Lysander_Gustav: How's the power output?
🔗 17:08
zyme86: robble robble robble more gambling robble robble
🔗 17:08
Pariah164: I caled the MM announcement on the Nintendo Direct today
🔗 17:08
CaptainSpam: "For Now" is the key part of "nobody needs anything FOR NOW".
🔗 17:08
Lysander_Gustav: From your wind-turbines?
🔗 17:08
mtvcdm: Can you smash the interstate?
🔗 17:08
Omega_Lairon: I think you need a casino next to the school. Get 'em started early
🔗 17:08
andersgeek: Man, Andy Crapshots are kind of the best Crapshots.
🔗 17:08
Godofmuffins: Taco Bell: Legally food.
🔗 17:09
Blightfight: Can you buiild an off-ramp to nowhere?
🔗 17:09
Anaerin: That wasn't actually a casino, that was a "Gambling HQ", where you manage the casinos from.
🔗 17:09
QuarterNote_: dense streets = dense residential I think?
🔗 17:09
BonSequitur: Taco Bell: It's Not Poop! (TM)
🔗 17:09
Piperlyon: I just got back, what's Kathleen eating?
🔗 17:09
Blightfight: Make the road system a nightmare out of Roller Coaster Tycoon?
🔗 17:09
wabisabievan: Taco Bell: mostly not human tissue
🔗 17:09
Kthanid: Upgrade the roads to get better density.
🔗 17:09
Anubis169: nom nom nom
🔗 17:09
Anubis169: whatcha got?
🔗 17:09
largeman1977: higher density roads
🔗 17:09
Anaerin: And places will increase density when they're ready (and when the roads allow them to)
🔗 17:09
Valkyrie_Lemons: Are those Casinos or are they just Investment Banks? : 3
🔗 17:09
Piperlyon: it looked like something rice-based
🔗 17:09
QuarterNote_: HOW
🔗 17:09
Walkingharder: How?!
🔗 17:09
malc: the house always loses
🔗 17:09
mtvcdm: The casino is losing money? How?!
🔗 17:09
somechick73: new casino is making them lose money
🔗 17:09
Omega_Lairon: Mobs have to launder their money *some*where
🔗 17:09
Nightvalien28: activate cheats
🔗 17:09
fredcheckers: Food? You should really convert yourself to battery power.
🔗 17:09
Piperlyon: wait... a CASINO is LOSING money?
🔗 17:09
grgriffin3: Man, that casino must be one the fair casino ever.
🔗 17:09
QuarterNote_: maybe you can edit?
🔗 17:09
Kurisugohan: it's playing fair
🔗 17:10
Blightfight: I think Kathleen has reached MAXIMUM CASINO.
🔗 17:10
Godofmuffins: Valkyrie_lemons: You typed Casino twice. Typo?
🔗 17:10
tyloncorp: Sacrifice the failure to the money gods!
🔗 17:10
Akaiatana: I guess Kathleen took a gamble there
🔗 17:10
BonSequitur: Money for the money god! Benjamins for the benjamin throne!
🔗 17:10
Piperlyon: where is this casino? I want to go there right now
🔗 17:10
mtvcdm: Kathleen, if you are in sandbox mode, alt+W will give you an instant hundred grand.
🔗 17:10
amsay56: in order to up density, you need residential zoning on high density roads
🔗 17:10
grgriffin3: Akaiatana, B+
🔗 17:10
Lysander_Gustav: Fire or Police upgrades?
🔗 17:10
All_Mankind: that casino is by far the fanciest building in the city. feels weird
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Nightvalien28: Akaiatana, you could say that wasn't a safe bet
🔗 17:10
TheMooseTetrino: Akaiatana, I guess it didn't pay out.
🔗 17:10
Valkyrie_Lemons: Godofmuffins, Typo, or awesome social commentary? .... Well it was neither.
🔗 17:10
tyloncorp: Airport yay?
🔗 17:10
Omega_Lairon: Poop Vegas?
🔗 17:10
EiranAlestain: Isn´t it time for a short break?
🔗 17:10
somechick73: what is kathleen eating. i feel like it's feeding time too
🔗 17:10
Piperlyon: welcome to Poo Vegas?
🔗 17:10
Havtorn_Epsilon: A shitty vegas... So Reno?
🔗 17:10
All_Mankind: like Las Vegas condensed into a futuristic biodome
🔗 17:10
QuarterNote_: what can you edit on the Fail Casino
🔗 17:10
tyloncorp: get some of that sweet sweet naive tourist revinue?
🔗 17:10
Lysander_Gustav: Atlantic City
🔗 17:10
Kapol42: Kathleen "Shitty Vegas" De Vere
🔗 17:10
Walkingharder: A shitty Vegas? You mean Reno Kappa
🔗 17:10
Gnyrinn: I've just popped in. How many Frank Miller's SimCity references so far?
🔗 17:11
amsay56: i helped!
🔗 17:11
Kapol42: Also, Shitty Vegas fits surprisingly well in pooperville
🔗 17:11
Nightvalien28: seems like fall is about to hit
🔗 17:11
TheAmazingHobo: Today´s mtg adventure: Mono-Casino control. Followed by Mono-Drunk-Buisnessman-Aggro
🔗 17:11
Raubkater: a "shittier" vegas
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grgriffin3: Ehh, I'd say this is more Atlantic City right now.
🔗 17:11
Valkyrie_Lemons: All you need to make now is a poo Tuson, and then run a Bus from the two cities.
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Piperlyon: Walkingharder: I thought that was Atlantic City
🔗 17:11
zyme86: more like Atlantic City
🔗 17:11
wabisabievan: Legally smash the state
🔗 17:11
Piperlyon: I mean it's in New Jersey
🔗 17:11
Godofmuffins: Grgriffin3: Yeah Shitty Vegas.
🔗 17:11
Anaerin: Or, alternatively, you could just zone more residential. There's a lot of roads out there that don't have any zoning.
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Eric_christian_berg: I'd pay good money for a Sin City mod for SimCity.
🔗 17:11
All_Mankind: by the way do we have any libraries?
🔗 17:11
fugi: Distinct lack of smog in this city...
🔗 17:11
EiranAlestain: yes, one librarie
🔗 17:11
QuarterNote_: maybe make like a NYC street that is residental and shopping
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Anubis169: :D
🔗 17:12
EiranAlestain: library
🔗 17:12
Yaaaaaawn: Hey Fugi
🔗 17:12
Anubis169 pounces on Fugi
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Blightfight: LIBRARIES?!? We don't need no learnin'!
🔗 17:12
Anubis169: meow...
🔗 17:12
Anubis169: heya dude
🔗 17:12
Piperlyon: we don't need no education
🔗 17:12
VinnieusCheesius: bingCat
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Raubkater: Eric_christian_berg:: Black&White Filter then? :-)
🔗 17:12
Eric_christian_berg: If you build libraries, remember to put in some slot machines.
🔗 17:12
Godofmuffins: All_mankind: You want books. Books contraband. To the Re-Education centers.
🔗 17:12
grgriffin3: We ain't got none o' that book learnin'!
🔗 17:12
mtvcdm: The Vegas-style town scale goes about like this: Vegas, Atlantic City, Reno, Uncasville, Wisconsin Dells, Branson.
🔗 17:12
fugi: @Anubis169 hiyo
🔗 17:12
Anubis169: Piperlyon: "Yes you do, you just used a double-negative."
🔗 17:12
Nightvalien28: fugi are you saying we need to set things on fire?
🔗 17:12
Eric_christian_berg: Raubkater:: With splashes of color, yeah. :)
🔗 17:13
CommiePuddin: I feel like Doom City needs to fire its traffic planner.
🔗 17:13
Raubkater: Eric_christian_berg: ok, one color: RED
🔗 17:13
Blightfight: Man, I could go for a donut pizza.
🔗 17:13
Okipokute: are there two police stations next to them?
🔗 17:13
wabisabievan: Fugi poopville is a green city the only brown here is the poop
🔗 17:13
largeman1977: unfortunately no
🔗 17:13
amsay56: the high density housing is going up!
🔗 17:13
DiamondTiki: I think the AI would explode if it tried to navigate a clover leaf
🔗 17:13
King__of__Spades: it's ennui that's why they are upset
🔗 17:13
zyme86: Begun, the donut wars have
🔗 17:13
Piperlyon: Anubis169: we don't need it, and just to prove it I'm going to have my pudding and not eat any meat
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grgriffin3: Go full evil: Put in roundabouts everywhere.
🔗 17:13
Anubis169: and the people that didn't get enough iron in their diet
🔗 17:13
wabisabievan: Which we may or may not have a surplus of
🔗 17:13
Blightfight: There's GOTTA be a way to make that intersection into an overpass.
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OneirosGolem: But I like roundabouts!
🔗 17:14
Blightfight: ZimCioty's not that bad, right?
🔗 17:14
Anaerin: grgriffin3: But roundabouts are faster at handling traffic than four-way stops.
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grgriffin3: That may be, Anaerin, but as an American I am legally required to despise them. Or something.
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RealGamerCow: anaerin, provided people know what they are doing.
🔗 17:14
Anubis169: hmm... how's the city's cash-flow going?
🔗 17:14
Eric_christian_berg: One roundabout after another, like a string of ben wa beads.
🔗 17:14
Anaerin: realgamercow: It really doesn't take that long to work it out.
🔗 17:15
Godofmuffins: Grgriffin3: Yes you are. Trust in the four way stop.
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Kamuraki: So, just like in real life, the rich parts of the city get the most attention
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Yaaaaaawn: Actually quite like the roundabouts in Denver, people seem to navigate them ok
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Piperlyon: grgriffin3: yep, it's legally required. Source: I am MURICAN
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wabisabievan: I mostly agree with Anaerin on the roundabout thing with the exception of when they disorient people with a poor sense of direction
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OneirosGolem: I'm actually curious about the accident rate of roundabouts
🔗 17:15
grgriffin3: MURICA: Food, Freedom, and Four-Way stops!
🔗 17:15
DiamondTiki: Well, that's a firghtening road plan
🔗 17:15
Piperlyon: Brown Acres is the place to be
🔗 17:15
Lord_Rakdos: !next
🔗 17:15
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (44m from now)
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TacitusVigil: Then again, four way stops confuse idiots who don't know how to use a four way stop. "I'll just go WHENEVER."
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Valkyrie_Lemons: There was a BBC piece about Twitch today that contained a typo that said Amazon bought Twitch for $970Billion instead of Million.
🔗 17:16
largeman1977: Kathleen, if you hold SHIFT you can zone an area at a time
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Anubis169: turn-right on red = no sense at all
🔗 17:16
RealGamerCow: roundabouts (circles/rotaries) take up more space than 4 way stops as well.
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wabisabievan: Don't forget guns Grgriffin3
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VinnieusCheesius: roundabouts cause an ungodly amount of traffic
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Blightfight: Pfft, no it's not.
🔗 17:16
Pandasandpancakes: dear Dr. Kathleen, any news on the Desert Bus app? Will there be one this year?
🔗 17:16
InkSoul28: I'm watching three streams at the same time
🔗 17:16
Kamuraki: I really wanna sing Roundabout by Yes right now
🔗 17:16
ACOwen: Roundabouts are the best
🔗 17:16
TheAmazingHobo: America really shouldn´t have roundabouts anyway. Judging by the ability of the average American driver, roundabouts would probably kill 1.5 billion Americans every second.
🔗 17:16
Godofmuffins: Grgriffin3: You forgot Firearms. Didn't you learn the 4-F's in school?
🔗 17:16
OneirosGolem: Although they do create those neat little green spaces in the middle
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Blightfight: It's so easy to get into an accident in a roundabout. Just go straight.
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Piperlyon: wabisabievan: that's included with the freedom
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Anaerin: vinnieuscheesius: No, they don't. They cause less than a 4-way stop, because they allow more traffic through.
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Kamuraki: In and around the laaaake...
🔗 17:16
grgriffin3: I needed an F....Wait, firearms! Dammit! I am an idiot. I spent way too long trying to get that, and I missed it!
🔗 17:16
wabisabievan: Heh yeah that is sometimes the idea
🔗 17:16
CommiePuddin: Roundabouts are awesome as ling as drivers aren't idiots...
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somechick73: i dont know about that. the people who are suppose to yield for the roundabouts around here...never ever yield, they are dicks and then will blame you for being in the round about and hitting them because they didn't yield, also they will flip you off all the time
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Kamuraki: Mountains come out of the sky and they staaand theeeeereee....
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Anaerin: somechick73: "Yield" != "Stop".
🔗 17:17
Akaiatana: You can get into an accident in any traffic method, but with four-way stops it's not in a roundabout way
🔗 17:17
somechick73: yeah but they are idiots
🔗 17:17
VinnieusCheesius: anaerin wasnt the case in my city
🔗 17:17
Arakasi01: They tested roundabouts on Mythbusters and generally it was quicker. Though there's a bit to be said about the Mythbusters methodology.
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grgriffin3: I have shamed my homeland.
🔗 17:17
somechick73: they dont know what yield means lol
🔗 17:17
TacitusVigil: The solution is simple: Four-way roundabout!
🔗 17:17
Nightvalien28: don't blame the casinos, blame the person who put them there :D
🔗 17:17
EiranAlestain: Roundabout has a nice sound. I like it.
🔗 17:17
RealGamerCow: some states in the us have different yield laws. some yield to oncoming, some yeild to tradfic already on roundabout.
🔗 17:17
Piperlyon: suddenly a kaiju just comes over and wrecks your ***
🔗 17:17
mtvcdm: They put two roundabouts right at the edge of town not too long ago. One right after the other. The edge of town. You get to the other side of them and it's open highway.
🔗 17:17
Anubis169: a standard 4-exit roundabout?
🔗 17:17
Godofmuffins: Grgriffin3: Back to the Re-education Center for you.
🔗 17:17
CaptainSpam: What th.... Twitch just apparently logged me out while I still had chat open?
🔗 17:17
somechick73: i avoid the roundabouts whenever i can, i will go around in backroads if i have to, to avoid the retards who dont know what yield means
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Meyari: Mythbusters said it was quick, as long as everyone knew what they were doing.
🔗 17:17
Kamuraki: No one else is a 70's prog rock fan? I am disappoint
🔗 17:18
Blightfight: Build a Taco Bell!
🔗 17:18
OneirosGolem: I really need to go research traffic rules now. I'm not 100% sure on who has right of way in certain edge cases.
🔗 17:18
mtvcdm: Do please refrain from the R word if you can, Somechick.
🔗 17:18
Anaerin: tacitusvigil: You mean like the Magic Roundabout? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_%28Swindon%29
🔗 17:18
Piperlyon: Meyari: the problem is that "as long as everyone knows what they're doing" part
🔗 17:18
Akaiatana: Kathleen says, "what are you people, dense?"
🔗 17:18
DiamondTiki: Trash the schools? That should make everyone pretty dense
🔗 17:18
amsay56: you need to install a planned housing project with high density roads and ENOUGH SPACE
🔗 17:18
VinnieusCheesius: i want taco bell
🔗 17:18
ComradeBeric: Twitch has gotten weird for me. Channels don't go live in open tabs anymore and the title doesn't change. As far as this tab is concerned, this is a Let's NOPE of Amnesia. O.o
🔗 17:18
Yaaaaaawn: oh hey, its Tongs place
🔗 17:18
Omega_Lairon: Maybe demolish all the individual houses... then it's either upgrade or die
🔗 17:18
Jimorian: I like using a 10-ton industrial press for densifying people
🔗 17:18
Anubis169: Kamuraki: as part of my job, i get to listen to any radio stream i like from around the world
🔗 17:18
Meyari: Yeah
🔗 17:18
amythist: it's the way your roads are laid out, buildings require specific ammounts of space to be built
🔗 17:18
Anaerin: oneirosgolem: Yield to traffic already on the roundabout.
🔗 17:18
CaptainSpam: Roundabouts are quite nice, but it does require basic cognitive ability which most drivers around here lack.
🔗 17:18
Anubis169: i'm an everything fan (except mainstream rap)
🔗 17:18
Raubkater: not enough space between roads? or doesn't that matter?
🔗 17:18
Piperlyon: Anubis169: what is your job and how can I steal it from you?
🔗 17:19
TacitusVigil: Anaerin: Jesus Allah Buddha, that is scary.
🔗 17:19
Nightvalien28: Piperlyon, kill him he drops a sweet katana
🔗 17:19
amsay56: there isn't enough space for apartment buildings where you've allowed for greater density
🔗 17:19
OneirosGolem: Anaerin: That's what I figured. There's some things I need to check about 2 way stop signs though.
🔗 17:19
grgriffin3: He drops a sweet katana, and the rights to his job.
🔗 17:19
Piperlyon: Nightvalien28: I don't need a sweet katana, I need his job
🔗 17:19
Anubis169: Piperlyon, not all of it's good... when i have to admin the talk-radio section it can get a little depressing
🔗 17:19
Godofmuffins: Anaerin: What is this sweet hell. Magic Roundabout. It look like a drawings of a madman turned into a road plan.
🔗 17:19
Anaerin: tacitusvigil: It's oh-so-fun to watch the looks on people's faces when they pull up to it.
🔗 17:19
Anaerin: godofmuffins: It's awesome, isn't it? And it WORKS, more's the surprise!
🔗 17:19
Anubis169: there's only so much fox news style bs you can take before you need to take a short walk around the building
🔗 17:19
Kamuraki: Build houses on the mountains. It's what all the rich Microsoft people did down in Bellevue, WA. (I'm in Everett)
🔗 17:20
Valkyrie_Lemons: The Magic Roundabout is in Swindon. It really sums up Swindon very well.
🔗 17:20
CaptainSpam: A quintuple roundabout. Interesting.
🔗 17:20
Blightfight: tacitucvigil, by any chance, do you play Guild Wars 2?
🔗 17:20
mtvcdm: Talk radio: the place where human empathy goes to die.
🔗 17:20
TacitusVigil: Anaerin: "Noooooope." [Turns around]
🔗 17:20
Anaerin: valkyrie_lemons: There's more than just one. There's also one in Colchester, High Wycombe and Hemel Hempstead.
🔗 17:20
TacitusVigil: Blightfight: Apologies, but I do not.
🔗 17:20
Dragonzardman: Hi alll!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔗 17:20
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I would yoloswag right into the magic roundabout.
🔗 17:20
Yaaaaaawn: the roundabout is easy, just act like you need to go through 3 roundabouts in a row
🔗 17:20
CommiePuddin: Does it cost money to annex more city?
🔗 17:20
Valkyrie_Lemons: Anaerin, yeah, but not as bad as Swindons.
🔗 17:20
Anubis169: hi Dragonzardman
🔗 17:20
Lord_Rakdos: roundabout are the work of satan
🔗 17:20
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: But I've driven in Boston.
🔗 17:20
Piperlyon: Anubis169: My parents are ULTRA Conservative. Any time I go somewhere with them I end up having to listen to talk radio. I understand your pain
🔗 17:21
Dragonzardman: Sup Anubis!
🔗 17:21
Suffix: Hello friends!
🔗 17:21
Anubis169: Piperlyon: but on the flipside, some of the music and educational stations are fantastic
🔗 17:21
zyme86: Kathleen now had a wrong side of teh tracks
🔗 17:21
Dragonzardman: Hi Suffix
🔗 17:21
CommiePuddin: Dr. Kathleen, would you recommend SimCity for a curious 8-year-old who enjoys sandbox games?
🔗 17:21
Anubis169: i ran into one 3 weeks ago that played nothing but audiobooks for the visually impaired <3
🔗 17:21
DiamondTiki: You don't get more city (without mods) period.
🔗 17:21
Anaerin: "The [Magic] roundabout provides a better throughput of traffic than other designs and has an excellent safety record, since traffic moves too slowly to do serious damage in the event of a collision"
🔗 17:21
grgriffin3: Oh God, houses under a highway system.
🔗 17:21
CaptainSpam: I don't find roundabouts a problem at all. Of course, I also don't find Michigan's infamous overshoot-and-then-turn-right intersections confusing, either.
🔗 17:21
Piperlyon: Anubis169: so do you just flip through radio stations and make sure nobody is breaking any laws?
🔗 17:21
Yaaaaaawn: I call shenanigans, that boat went through the bridge pillar
🔗 17:21
Anubis169: nah, nothing like that
🔗 17:22
Godofmuffins: Anaerin: Everyone is to confused to do anything dangeous.
🔗 17:22
Anubis169: i'm a network admin/database admin
🔗 17:22
VinnieusCheesius: danPalm
🔗 17:22
Valkyrie_Lemons: Abingdon also has a pretty nasty double roundabout. It joins two really busy roads so it can be difficult to see who is going to merge where.
🔗 17:22
TacitusVigil: Ah the Michigan Left. I never heard of those myself until a year or two ago.
🔗 17:22
grgriffin3: Yeah, Michigan turns are goofy, but not super-hard to figure out.
🔗 17:22
Anubis169: but part of the job entails keeping the database up to date
🔗 17:22
dougma: They live under the bridge down by the river
🔗 17:22
Anubis169: radio's a part of that :)
🔗 17:22
Pariah164: Aaand Livestreamer, you better start working. YOU ARE BEING TESTED FOR DESERT BUS
🔗 17:22
Ravynn: Alright I'm back...did I miss anything important?
🔗 17:22
Yaaaaaawn: Valkyrie, been there, frequently. Not a fun one
🔗 17:22
Omega_Lairon: Wait wait... Swindon is actually a real place?
🔗 17:22
CaptainSpam: Grgriffin3: Helps I'm from the Detroit area, so it's second nature to me, but still, I can see why they baffle people. :-)
🔗 17:22
mtvcdm: I say cut off transit elsewhere. NOBODY SHALL ESCAPE THE POOP.
🔗 17:22
Anubis169: Omega_Lairon: yyyyyyup
🔗 17:22
Lord_Rakdos: so we are going for the domination victroy right
🔗 17:22
CommiePuddin: Home of the Swoodlypoopers!
🔗 17:23
squaredotcube: A mentally insance 8-year-old?
🔗 17:23
grgriffin3: Same, CaptainSpam. Being from Grand Rapids, I grew up with them, so they are just a normal part of life.
🔗 17:23
squaredotcube: insane, even
🔗 17:23
Piperlyon: Ravynn: while you were gone the city was leveled and then rebuilt twenty times. Kathleen also made some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard
🔗 17:23
Boiler_bot: Nerdfighter five Commiepuddin !
🔗 17:23
grgriffin3: If a little odd.
🔗 17:23
Omega_Lairon: I could have sworn they just made up a funny counding town name for The Office (the proper, UK version)
🔗 17:23
CommiePuddin: :)
🔗 17:23
Valkyrie_Lemons: Omega_lairon, unfortunatly yes. It's job is to make everywhere else in the UK feel better.
🔗 17:23
Yaaaaaawn: Swindon not as bad as Hull though Valkyrie
🔗 17:23
Ravynn: Piperlyon Good thing there are replays then...also do we now have 20 paves?
🔗 17:23
ReverseCreations: Just got here, is this what I think it will be...
🔗 17:23
CommiePuddin: I like just learned about hankgames a couple of months ago. I've been binging on WImbly Wombly videos at work.
🔗 17:23
mtvcdm: So earlier today because I was bored, I went and compiled stats on how often each combo of Feed Dump participants came up.
🔗 17:24
grgriffin3: Oh god, houses 2 streets over from a sewage plant. Those property rates must be nil.
🔗 17:24
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Anubis169: 'tis a real place
🔗 17:24
Valkyrie_Lemons: Yaaaaaawn, I'm from Oxford, so I have to dislike Swindon because of Football. : P
🔗 17:24
Eric_christian_berg: Mtvcdm:: You should use your powers for good.
🔗 17:24
mtvcdm: The most common combo is Graham/Kathleen/Paul- 13 times with Graham hosting; once with Kathleen hosting.
🔗 17:24
CommiePuddin: I got all kinds of crappy buffering while Kathleen answered my question, was that a thumbs up or down?
🔗 17:24
Yaaaaaawn: Valkyrie: fair enough, i'll give you that
🔗 17:24
Godofmuffins: Mtvcdm: Do you have this data. I want to see this data. I must make graphs.
🔗 17:24
brainstew: thumbs up
🔗 17:24
VinnieusCheesius: itll rebuild
🔗 17:24
mtvcdm: I have it in a notepad.
🔗 17:24
Anubis169: chat loves its stats :)
🔗 17:24
Lord_Rakdos: make 20 police stations institute Marshall law
🔗 17:24
Omega_Lairon: O_O AND Slough? Jesus.
🔗 17:24
Anubis169: that needs to go in a spreadsheet :)
🔗 17:24
QuarterNote_: Kathleen may I suggest a high denisty grid with residential and buisness zoning? Kind of like Time Square NYC?
🔗 17:24
EiranAlestain: dtstd sre useful
🔗 17:24
grgriffin3: Stats: Chat's one major weakness.
🔗 17:25
Yaaaaaawn: hahahaha oh Slough, yeah
🔗 17:25
EiranAlestain: stats are useful
🔗 17:25
PixelRecall: Is there a point where vigilantes appear in your city to tackle crime on their own terms?
🔗 17:25
Godofmuffins: Mtvcdm: So unorganized. I suggest Excel. The spread sheets. So pretty.
🔗 17:25
CommiePuddin: Stupid phone. I wonder if the bluetooth and wifi and mobile radios are all just screwing each other up.
🔗 17:25
CaptainSpam: Anubis169: If we get enough stats and spreadsheets, we can clone LRR for our very own!
🔗 17:25
Valkyrie_Lemons: Omega_lairon, Slough isn't that bad, it just has an awful name.
🔗 17:25
mtvcdm: Today's combo of Graham/Kathleen/Tally was the third instance of that. Twice with Graham hosting, once with Kathleen hosting.
🔗 17:25
Fullmetalraiser: !next
🔗 17:25
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (34m from now)
🔗 17:25
Piperlyon: !advice
🔗 17:25
LRRbot: Get the guitar back!
🔗 17:26
wolf2012pack: This has to be one of the best timed streams ever after today's Feed Dump
🔗 17:26
Anubis169: Kathleen: you've made a London-style layout
🔗 17:26
Anubis169: :)
🔗 17:26
mtvcdm: Godofmuffins, you're about to get an IM.
🔗 17:26
Dix: MOAR STATS
🔗 17:26
AlexanderDitto: Kathleen has managed to accurately recreate the cowpath style of city development.
🔗 17:26
ReverseCreations: needy sims you say? BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!!!!!!1!!!1!1!1!!!!
🔗 17:26
Durugai: Anubis169 Kathleen have more likely made a lrrEFF layout
🔗 17:26
Piperlyon: fill this chat with stats?
🔗 17:26
Lightspeeddash: a SIM game being needy? well i never
🔗 17:26
EiranAlestain: Soooo, London style layout is just a mess, eh?
🔗 17:26
DiamondTiki: So, we're specifically trying to avoid even a square milimeter of valid space for high density buildings, right? :p
🔗 17:26
Kimeraz: Omg..how are you building homes.
🔗 17:27
Godofmuffins: Mtvcdm: SO much Data. Must compile.
🔗 17:27
Havtorn_Epsilon: !busstop
🔗 17:27
LRRbot: :/ 3 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 17:27
Yaaaaaawn: hey, give a city literally thousands of years to develop and several disasters and it aint going to be pretty
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wabisabievan: Pretty much any old city follows that type of layout
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Havtorn_Epsilon: ^^
🔗 17:27
CaptainSpam: Awful lot of screen shaking for placing a bus stop.
🔗 17:27
grgriffin3: Data is chat's catnip.
🔗 17:27
All_Mankind: once, there were forests here. . .
🔗 17:27
Anaerin: eiranalestain: London-style layout is "This town grew so big IT SWALLOWED OTHER TOWNS WHOLE!"
🔗 17:27
mtvcdm: There are two Amys in there, Amy R is Amy Robinson and Amy F is Amy T. Falcone.
🔗 17:27
AlexanderDitto: Yeah I think Kathleen doesn't realize that big buildings need big spaces between roads to appear.
🔗 17:27
wolf2012pack: So... New York?
🔗 17:27
Valkyrie_Lemons: No poop related name?
🔗 17:27
Lord_Rakdos: make more people
🔗 17:27
EiranAlestain: @Anaerin: Scaaary! lrrSPOOP
🔗 17:27
OneirosGolem: I love the idea of cities enveloping other cities, for some reason.
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Lord_Rakdos: lol
🔗 17:27
squaredotcube: Such a dorfy name, Mountaincliffs
🔗 17:28
Lightspeeddash: build into the desert :3
🔗 17:28
AlexanderDitto: @Wabisabievan Old as in "europe" old. "American" old doesn't have that problem. Because it's not old. XD
🔗 17:28
Anubis169: wolf2012pack: nah, nyc is grid system
🔗 17:28
Raubkater: is this obsession with dead end roads something american, that I don't get?
🔗 17:28
wabisabievan: Both actually
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grgriffin3: I feel like it needs a pretentious misspelling, like Mountainclyffe.
🔗 17:28
Omega_Lairon: Prime, virgin forest land.... aaaand lets just put down a few cog smelting plants and a consolidated lard factory
🔗 17:28
TacitusVigil: Cul-de-sacs. And, maybe?
🔗 17:28
VinnieusCheesius: not that no!
🔗 17:28
Godofmuffins: Grgriffin3: Data data data. So much data
🔗 17:28
Lightspeeddash: only a Ternado?
🔗 17:28
Yaaaaaawn: Need to mod in Blowouts
🔗 17:28
wabisabievan: I've been to older American cities that followed that route because they were developed from small frontier towns
🔗 17:28
wolf2012pack: Anubis: if you're in Manhattan - yes. Brooklyn or Queens? ah hell no
🔗 17:28
Pandasandpancakes: Right, it's 1:30am. Good night everyone, have fun xx
🔗 17:29
VmKid: !panic
🔗 17:29
LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:29
Anubis169: it's more square than here o.o
🔗 17:29
Ravynn: Night Pandasandpancakes :)
🔗 17:29
jadedcynic: wow.
🔗 17:29
Foxmar320: welp
🔗 17:29
zyme86: !picnic
🔗 17:29
LRRbot: (?°?°?????????
🔗 17:29
Abcxyq: Tornadoes = Wind = Energy, right?
🔗 17:29
Omega_Lairon: What a wussy tornado
🔗 17:29
grgriffin3: Well, it could've been worse.
🔗 17:29
AJ117: !panic
🔗 17:29
LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:29
mtvcdm: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn.
🔗 17:29
Anubis169: <----- english countryside
🔗 17:29
ehsteve88: All this destruction is horrible when it is not made by you
🔗 17:29
somechick73: the tornado just said *** your suburb
🔗 17:29
Kimeraz: Those houses are never gonna get any bigger...
🔗 17:29
Lightspeeddash: Not the BBQ Pavilion
🔗 17:29
wabisabievan: I get what you're saying though Alexanderditto
🔗 17:29
CaptainSpam: NOT THE BARBECUE PAVILLION!
🔗 17:29
grgriffin3: No, food = Energy.
🔗 17:29
100viewbots: NOT THE BARBEQUE PAVILION NOOOOOOO
🔗 17:29
tyloncorp: Meanwhile, at the smith residence: THANK GODWE DIDN;T DIE
🔗 17:29
OneirosGolem: We can rebuild it! We have the technology!
🔗 17:29
Abcxyq: Tornadoes = Health!
🔗 17:29
TacitusVigil: Ah man, not the Barbecue Pavilion, I had a coupon for there.
🔗 17:29
mtvcdm: You could do worse.
🔗 17:29
Jakale: we can make a BBQ stadium
🔗 17:29
AlexanderDitto: omg I am laughing I can't
🔗 17:29
Solomon_Kain: Tornadoes = Health.
🔗 17:29
cddento: No food=health
🔗 17:29
Lightspeeddash: what about my Reservation?
🔗 17:29
Solomon_Kain: Damn!
🔗 17:29
100viewbots: RIP BBQ
🔗 17:30
SnowmanCA: Tornadoes, are you building near my home town
🔗 17:30
Anubis169: :(
🔗 17:30
grgriffin3: Oh hey, we can upgrade our town hall now, I think!
🔗 17:30
amsay56: you can upgrade city hall now!
🔗 17:30
Lightspeeddash: so random games until post DB?
🔗 17:30
Raubkater: Update town hall
🔗 17:30
mtvcdm: Pretty much.
🔗 17:30
QuarterNote_: looks like you might need more clinics
🔗 17:30
cddento: time!
🔗 17:30
Raubkater: you are over 15000
🔗 17:30
Yaaaaaawn: Lightspeeddash yup
🔗 17:30
Lightspeeddash: do the thing?
🔗 17:30
Lightspeeddash: neat
🔗 17:30
squaredotcube: Now to destroy a few more of those roads for more density
🔗 17:30
VmKid: Uh... I don't think that's how a Motel works...
🔗 17:30
mtvcdm: That doesn't look like a 16,000 person town.
🔗 17:31
Lord_Rakdos: smash the little huy stopping growth
🔗 17:31
VmKid: A motel that tall is not a motel.
🔗 17:31
QuarterNote_: kathleen build a NYC mainstreet with apartments and giant stores
🔗 17:31
SnowmanCA: that was a lot of people making u-turns in a row
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Suffix: Wow. that was a STRANGE Feed Dump! Good jerb Kathleen!
🔗 17:31
Anaerin: It's amazing. You build crazy small plots on weird shaped roads, and they can only build small buildings.
🔗 17:31
OneirosGolem: Snowmanca: I wasn't sure if I actually saw that or if I just made it up
🔗 17:31
EiranAlestain: I like how these cars went in and just turned around. Nope.
🔗 17:31
Yaaaaaawn: sounds like protests
🔗 17:31
VmKid: Seriously, what kind of motel is built in a BLOODY SKYSCRAPER?
🔗 17:31
Lightspeeddash: for anyone who knows when did Graham say the new Friday Nights was gonna be released? next week or the week after?
🔗 17:31
Anubis169: it's sooooooo weird seeing an almost english road layout with modern american architecture
🔗 17:32
Lysander_Gustav: !russell
🔗 17:32
LRRbot: ? 1 crow for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 17:32
AlexanderDitto: Noooooo don't destroy the buildings, you can probably just attract new shoppers to them?
🔗 17:32
PixelRecall: Hey Kathleen, do you feel like the game lets you build the kind of city YOU want, or do you feel like it's shoehorning you away from your creativity?
🔗 17:32
Lord_Rakdos: that sounded like a RIOT
🔗 17:32
SnowmanCA: what is this 70s era urban renewal
🔗 17:32
cddento: That feed dump was disturbing in a good way. My face was much like Graham's while watcing
🔗 17:32
Suffix: Nice call Lysander_Gustav.
🔗 17:32
Jakale: what the citizens want is a motel with a moat
🔗 17:32
Lightspeeddash: English road layout?
🔗 17:33
Anubis169: Lightspeeddash: the overview looks very "as it's needed" layout
🔗 17:33
mtvcdm: You can make out my notes, right, Godofmuffins?
🔗 17:33
zyme86: this is the "ooooh a piece of candy" build style. What planning?
🔗 17:33
Anaerin: lightspeeddash: Even the English leave room for plots.
🔗 17:33
squaredotcube: Well, we need to tell Kathleen about CHEATS!
🔗 17:33
Lightspeeddash: the best part of Sim city is unleashing disasters
🔗 17:33
QuarterNote_: saftey gets you hospital
🔗 17:33
wolf2012pack: "I don't know what kind of city I'd want to build" AS she's building a city
🔗 17:33
Tycherin: Why is there no "Department of Poops"?
🔗 17:33
SnowmanCA: tourism
🔗 17:33
malajones64: Transport
🔗 17:33
Omega_Lairon: More VIT! ...err transport?
🔗 17:33
Lord_Rakdos: tourist
🔗 17:33
VmKid: We don't need no safety.
🔗 17:33
Anubis169: +1 Magic
🔗 17:33
grgriffin3: Tourism seems fun. Landmarks!
🔗 17:33
Seraph424: transportation
🔗 17:33
amsay56: transportation will let you get more workers from outside
🔗 17:33
Papperslappen: Utilities is most poop
🔗 17:33
mtvcdm: Half an hour left until Cam takes over? Time to make a dead city.
🔗 17:33
Dumori: tourism with you gambeling rempires
🔗 17:33
VinnieusCheesius: my perfect city would be full of tourism, eateries, and nudie bars
🔗 17:33
Yaaaaaawn: or retroactively demolish several block
🔗 17:33
Godofmuffins: Mtvcdm: Yes I can. Just formatting it into Excel. Hmm if I had some stats programs on my computer I could give you some statistics.
🔗 17:34
malajones64: For a streetcar i think you would need to replace the roads you have
🔗 17:34
Anaerin: loadingreadyrun: You can upgrade those big avenues to streetcar avenues using the upgrade tool.
🔗 17:34
shadowmaster132: tourism for your casinos
🔗 17:34
fredcheckers: Can you name streetcars Desire?
🔗 17:34
kvisskvass: I don't think this city will do too well in the long run ;_;
🔗 17:34
ZeroArcana: transportato
🔗 17:34
zyme86: Kathleen you need to get the Poop City Llamas, continue a proud sim city tradition
🔗 17:34
SnowmanCA: actually most north american cities were built with mass transit, then did roads and destroyed the mass transit later
🔗 17:34
cddento: Fredcheckers shame on you
🔗 17:34
Godofmuffins: Mtvcdm: Also Alex has been on a lot of feed dumps.
🔗 17:34
SnowmanCA: well larger cities
🔗 17:34
Lord_Rakdos: Fredcheckers no that was a bad thing you just did
🔗 17:35
Yaaaaaawn: even the UK went through some eras of Trams and Bus lanes but now we seem to be removing most of them
🔗 17:35
Omega_Lairon: Most residents of Poopsville don't live long enough to complain about being sick
🔗 17:35
OneirosGolem: Don't need a clinic if they're DOA
🔗 17:35
Anaerin: Wow. Kathleen sees a fire on the game and starts coughing!
🔗 17:35
mtvcdm: Ash has been shooting up the league table lately with her appearances.
🔗 17:35
squaredotcube: At least they're fighting fires
🔗 17:35
squaredotcube: instead of going around in circles
🔗 17:35
Valkyrie_Lemons: Yaaaaaawn, Not in Edinburgh, they just spent a fortune putting in a Tram system that no-one wants.
🔗 17:35
Eric_christian_berg: Check out the "General Motors streetcar conspiracy" page in Wikipedia.
🔗 17:35
Lightspeeddash: thats the autopsy table right?
🔗 17:35
VinnieusCheesius: will there be zambies???
🔗 17:35
Lysander_Gustav: enhance police?
🔗 17:35
amsay56: MORE WINDMILLS!
🔗 17:35
Yaaaaaawn: Valkyrie_lemons i know, i spent all 5 years of getting to Uni there Kappa
🔗 17:36
zyme86: Poop County CC
🔗 17:36
Anubis169: wooooow
🔗 17:36
Anubis169: that's HUGE
🔗 17:36
squaredotcube: ALL the liberal arts!
🔗 17:36
x270MAXx: Put it next to the casino!
🔗 17:36
Walkingharder: We have so many roads as it is :(
🔗 17:36
Anubis169: Campus Drive :D
🔗 17:36
VinnieusCheesius: thats what she said!!!
🔗 17:36
Omega_Lairon: Community college! Because we need a new generation of Starbucks employees
🔗 17:36
Lightspeeddash: more roads everywhere
🔗 17:36
OneirosGolem: A house just for you.
🔗 17:37
malajones64: You should have put the mayors house right in the middle of the industrial section
🔗 17:37
Anubis169: !busstop
🔗 17:37
LRRbot: :/ 4 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 17:37
Lord_Rakdos: !bus stop
🔗 17:37
Yaaaaaawn: the mayor has to be seen to use the bus
🔗 17:37
QuarterNote_: build housing by the community college
🔗 17:37
zyme86: @Omega_lairon to be fair, most nurses are hygenists and medical technicians come out of CCs
🔗 17:37
tyloncorp: Maybe buy a few more phsyical busses?
🔗 17:37
grgriffin3: Our poops!
🔗 17:37
amsay56: UPGRADE THE BUILDINGS YOU HAVE~!
🔗 17:37
Durugai: these people and their needs, HAVE POOP!
🔗 17:37
Anaerin: "Dumping it onto the ground" is, apparently, "Treatment"
🔗 17:37
Kapol42: flush
🔗 17:37
Lazerbunny: they ate taco bell
🔗 17:37
PixelRecall: @Omega_lairon I think you have to attend a special Starbucks Technical college before they let you touch the espresso machine
🔗 17:37
mtvcdm: It's a poop magnet!
🔗 17:37
AlexanderDitto: All those toilet noises... *kisses fingers* muah!
🔗 17:37
4dSwissCheese: Just stop all flushing your toilets at the same time
🔗 17:37
Anubis169: that poop flowing looks worryingly red
🔗 17:37
Walkingharder: I feel bad for those people that live right next to those
🔗 17:38
Anubis169: people should get checked out
🔗 17:38
Omega_Lairon: zyme86: I'll take your word for it - we don't have community colleges here. Our equivalent, TAFE, is for stuff like plumbers and carpentry
🔗 17:38
Walkingharder: That must suck dink to live next to all that poop
🔗 17:38
lordlundar: So after watching today's feed dump I have to ask: Was Digital Devil Survivor a bad influence to Kathleen being homicidal or was it simply a stress valve? :P
🔗 17:38
Anubis169: lots of modern sewage treatment plants don't really smell that bad
🔗 17:38
Anubis169: it's all internal
🔗 17:38
OneirosGolem: Jump straight to Nuclear
🔗 17:38
zyme86: @Omega_lairon depensds on the states, a lot of electricions, mechanics and the ilk come out of this type of school too
🔗 17:39
Lord_Rakdos: Kathleen you may want to get rid of taco bell it is costing you a fortune in pluming
🔗 17:39
OneirosGolem: Last time I checked, vertical axis turbines weren't an upgrade
🔗 17:39
Bobathaitea: ^
🔗 17:39
Anaerin: Why all small turbines? Go big or go dark!
🔗 17:39
Foxmar320: next time this goes on sale I might pick it up. doesn't look as bad as i thought
🔗 17:39
SnowmanCA: Windmills & Tornadoes, you city is probably in my state, LOL
🔗 17:39
Bobathaitea: but taco bells is so good
🔗 17:39
Yaaaaaawn: Foxmar320 was thinking the same
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OneirosGolem: That's a bizarre land requirement for a wind turbine.
🔗 17:40
Seraph424: build a nuclear reactor, you won't have to worry about power for awhile
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Anubis169: !next
🔗 17:40
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (19m from now)
🔗 17:40
Shocksplicer: !time
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LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:40 PM
🔗 17:40
Lightspeeddash: sounds like the curator XD
🔗 17:40
Okipokute: is cam on tonight?
🔗 17:40
lordlundar: Foxmar320 Eh, I still say you're better off getting SC4.
🔗 17:40
Lightspeeddash: should be
🔗 17:41
Lightspeeddash: !DBcountdown
🔗 17:41
Lord_Rakdos: build the nuclear reactor next to the school and the toy factory
🔗 17:41
Foxmar320: last Sim City I played was SC2000
🔗 17:41
Jakale: oh wow, an actual moutain dew and doritos plug in a game ad. I've only heard jokes about them
🔗 17:42
Onisquirrel: Lord rakdos: you build the reactor next to a prison. Then you have a steady supply of super villains
🔗 17:42
QuarterNote_: i hear building
🔗 17:42
Anaerin: I hear zoning of residential.
🔗 17:42
DiamondTiki: secret buildings
🔗 17:43
Lysander_Gustav: Kathleen can't stay away?
🔗 17:43
DiamondTiki: CIA building an outpost
🔗 17:43
Yaaaaaawn: calming and slightly addictive? like euro truck
🔗 17:43
cddento: I hear clicking
🔗 17:43
Anaerin: Roads too.
🔗 17:43
DoktorNik: oooh sim city 2013?
🔗 17:44
Anaerin: loadingreadyrun: We can HEAR you seecretly building there.
🔗 17:44
Omega_Lairon: Could be G drawing a dickbutt out of roads and sewage plants
🔗 17:44
Somethingoriginal86: I'm not sure it counts as "taking a break" if you just keep playing while no-one can see :P
🔗 17:44
Anaerin: omega_lairon: That's possible.
🔗 17:44
Valkyrie_Lemons: Or maybe it's someone else? Maybe the game has gained sentiance!
🔗 17:44
Anaerin: Is it Cam?
🔗 17:44
Anaerin: !next
🔗 17:44
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (15m from now)
🔗 17:44
OneirosGolem: Sounds like sewage!
🔗 17:44
Eric_christian_berg: I for one, welcome our SimCity Overlord.
🔗 17:44
Lysander_Gustav: Cameron has taken over and is playing this instead of Beyond Earth?
🔗 17:44
Yaaaaaawn: turns back on and city is perfectly organised?
🔗 17:44
cddento: Cam are you trolling Kathleen?
🔗 17:44
OneirosGolem: Shocking Twist: It's Adam
🔗 17:45
grgriffin3: The game is sentient. That is the only explanation.
🔗 17:45
Anaerin: Get your R/C/I straight, Rookie!
🔗 17:45
Noxenluxe: @Oneirosgolem Beat me to it.
🔗 17:45
VinnieusCheesius: danScare
🔗 17:45
Lysander_Gustav: Are there cheatcodes for this version?
🔗 17:45
mtvcdm: Only in sandbox mode.
🔗 17:45
VinnieusCheesius: i live in a box
🔗 17:45
Anubis169: it's a nice layout
🔗 17:45
QuarterNote_: garbage is red
🔗 17:45
VinnieusCheesius: the box says Richard Simmons videos
🔗 17:45
Walkingharder: I think Cam would revel in the chaos that is the city
🔗 17:45
VmKid: Cam would be a-Paul-ed?
🔗 17:45
Anubis169: as good as any other hastily planned city i've seen
🔗 17:46
StarFreak359: perhaps just dismayed at the cultural appropriation being displayed?
🔗 17:46
lordlundar: Lysander_Gustav Not to my knowledge thanks to the original "always online mode" and "multiplayer needed to do anything" crap.
🔗 17:46
QuarterNote_: yeah make a college mainstreet
🔗 17:46
mtvcdm: Most cities look like this to a degree, really. Few cities are planned out in their entirety from the start; most towns have some kind of slapped-on bit of stupid.
🔗 17:47
Anubis169: mtvcdm: i like your phrasing
🔗 17:47
Anubis169 hands out a cookie
🔗 17:47
mtvcdm: You go to Google Earth, pull up images of most small towns, a lot of them will look at least a little like this.
🔗 17:47
Durugai: so... my city just had a zombie outbreak...
🔗 17:47
DoktorNik: I think you are doing something wrong Durugai
🔗 17:47
cddento: That can ha[[e?
🔗 17:47
cddento: happen
🔗 17:47
Anubis169: Durugai: uhh
🔗 17:48
QuarterNote_: make all that high density
🔗 17:48
DoktorNik: Umbrella is supposed to have an underground laboratory, without access to your city
🔗 17:48
VinnieusCheesius: the zoning in this is WEIRD
🔗 17:48
Akaiatana: Sim City would be more wonderful if it weren't set in Temperate American Countryside. Cold or desert environments would be neat
🔗 17:48
VinnieusCheesius: i want simcity desert
🔗 17:48
Yaaaaaawn: Sim City: Pripyat
🔗 17:48
Eric_christian_berg: Arrakis. Dune. Desert Planet.
🔗 17:48
Anubis169: NYOUP
🔗 17:49
DoktorNik: Akaiatana: I Think you mean : Sim City would be more wonderful if EA Didn't make it.
🔗 17:49
grgriffin3: SimCity desert would be cool. We could finally actually make Vegas!
🔗 17:49
RealGamerCow: desert sim city with money cheats on = Dubai
🔗 17:49
Durugai: Such is life in the CityZone
🔗 17:49
cddento: Sim city Artic?
🔗 17:49
Okipokute: Sim Desert might be interesting
🔗 17:49
mtvcdm: A town comes up into existence, they'll only have the little core bit planned out. Later as the town expands, they see they suddenly need new things, but they can't exactly move what's already there. And that just builds on itself with only occasional opportunities to rezone or demolish.
🔗 17:49
OneirosGolem: Such is life in the Residential Zone
🔗 17:49
Dumori: you should hook ththis area up too the highway
🔗 17:49
ritchards: I'm here! (Because I'm sick) ... with only 10 minutes for of Kathleen to enjoy...
🔗 17:49
CommiePuddin: My wife is watching childbirth videos on Facebook...shoot me now...
🔗 17:49
Anubis169: Such is life in the Low Emission's Zone
🔗 17:49
QuarterNote_: your trash is red
🔗 17:49
OneirosGolem: Maybe bus stops?
🔗 17:49
Lord_Rakdos: 10 min/
🔗 17:49
Anaerin: dumori: No. Because sims are morons and can't drive properly.
🔗 17:49
Lord_Rakdos: !next
🔗 17:49
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (10m from now)
🔗 17:50
Omega_Lairon: Wasn't that an option in previous SC games? I want to say 3000... you could make a desert or snowy landscape... or at the very least, you could paint the grass to *look* like it was sand or snow
🔗 17:50
wabisabievan: Dubai is actually kind of collapsing under the weight of its own wealth culture though so you might still be screwed with money cheats
🔗 17:50
Anubis169: !busstop
🔗 17:50
LRRbot: :/ 5 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 17:50
SnowmanCA: was that an earthquack
🔗 17:50
Okipokute: why do bus stops cause earthquakes
🔗 17:50
SnowmanCA: quake
🔗 17:50
Anubis169: Snowman: ducktales!
🔗 17:50
CommiePuddin: earthquack is far funnier, though.
🔗 17:50
Durugai: I like the line that comes with the zombie outbreak "are they in YOUR backyard? more at 11"
🔗 17:50
malc: earthquack!
🔗 17:50
grgriffin3: Those bus stops actually weigh as much as Mount Everest.
🔗 17:50
malc: !bawk
🔗 17:50
LRRbot: ?(_°)> BAWK!
🔗 17:50
mtvcdm: Oh geez, Dubai. That town buildup was short-sighted as all get out.
🔗 17:50
VinnieusCheesius: fire fire! LOOKOUT!
🔗 17:50
ritchards: !weather
🔗 17:50
LRRbot: Jer! Your lightning can destroy houses, bushes and rocks.
🔗 17:50
GDwarf: Build fewer pylons!
🔗 17:50
Anubis169: the quack that can move mountains
🔗 17:50
DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Kathleen: You Must Construct Additional Pylons
🔗 17:50
Lightspeeddash: what kind of place has earthquakes, snowstorms, tornadoes and everything under the sun?
🔗 17:50
cddento: I though the other Emirates bought out Dubai to stop it from collapsing?
🔗 17:51
Anaerin: Dear Dr. Kathleen: You have WAY too much trash.
🔗 17:51
Yaaaaaawn: hah, that LRRbot command
🔗 17:51
SuitablyEpic: delaware does
🔗 17:51
wabisabievan: California
🔗 17:51
mtvcdm: I love how they tried to make entire archipelagos offshore and then like nobody bought them.
🔗 17:51
SuitablyEpic: although its a lesser amount of them
🔗 17:51
RealGamerCow: lightspeeddash: worcester, ma.
🔗 17:51
Lightspeeddash: volcanoes?
🔗 17:51
QuarterNote_: you have so much poop
🔗 17:51
CommiePuddin: But if you get rid of the dirt roads, where will all your country music come from? Kappa
🔗 17:51
VinnieusCheesius: dis girl be cray cray! :D
🔗 17:51
Okipokute: was that graham
🔗 17:51
Kapol42: But are you P'Zoning?
🔗 17:51
OneirosGolem: Mtvcdm: I feel so conflicted about those. On the one had, super cool, terraforming on a mass scale and really shaping the earth. On the other hand: incredibly opulent and wasteful.
🔗 17:51
Okipokute: being sweet
🔗 17:51
RealGamerCow: no volcanoes, and our earthquakes are wee.
🔗 17:52
SnowmanCA: the area in the corner looks a bit like the city's slum
🔗 17:52
mtvcdm: "Thank you, sweetie!-- Eff you, get outta here, I'm rezoning."
🔗 17:52
wabisabievan: Country music can always exist as long as there are trucks and spiteful breakups
🔗 17:52
Bawkbawkboo1: I wish the game wasn't so picky about connecting roads
🔗 17:52
Shocksplicer: Without Country Roads, how will you get home to the place where you belong??
🔗 17:52
Lightspeeddash: have they ever compared to 1989 Loma Prieta or 1906 earthquakes in San Fran?
🔗 17:52
Valkyrie_Lemons: Poop Plaza
🔗 17:52
Kapol42: The abandoned building is being haunted by Spoopifer.
🔗 17:52
angelofdust337: !game
🔗 17:52
LRRbot: Currently playing: SIMCITY (2013) (rating 82%)
🔗 17:52
ritchards: !next
🔗 17:52
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (7m from now)
🔗 17:52
grgriffin3: lrrSPOOP
🔗 17:52
Lightspeeddash: !game good
🔗 17:52
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 83% (10/12)
🔗 17:53
grgriffin3: !game good
🔗 17:53
All_Mankind: i think we're becoming less mayor and more rogue geoengineer
🔗 17:53
VinnieusCheesius: haunted house = SPOOPY!
🔗 17:53
Dumori: !game made by ea
🔗 17:53
mtvcdm: Just over five minutes left. I say save and then mash the disaster buttons before handing it over to Cam.
🔗 17:53
Lightspeeddash: !lol EA
🔗 17:53
QuarterNote_: they need more space
🔗 17:53
tyloncorp: Try connecting them to the highway for more traffic/acessability/
🔗 17:53
tyloncorp: ?
🔗 17:53
grgriffin3: !EA bad
🔗 17:53
Pietime02: poop
🔗 17:53
All_Mankind: "rogue geoengineer" is the coolest job title in history #trufax
🔗 17:53
Yaaaaaawn: hah, yes, chain Cam in to the same game
🔗 17:53
CommiePuddin: Is Cam gonna take over your city?
🔗 17:53
Lightspeeddash: save and Disaster everything?
🔗 17:53
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Hnnnng, +158 energy/turn in my Civ:BE game. So good.
🔗 17:53
Noxenluxe: I really wish there was a command differentiating on whether the game itself or the stream was good.
🔗 17:53
VinnieusCheesius: no one is ever happy bingSad
🔗 17:53
CelticStag: Just got back. Has Kathleen EFF'd the city yet?
🔗 17:53
LRRbot: Rating for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World is now 85% (11/13)
🔗 17:53
Pietime02: hi cam
🔗 17:53
SnowmanCA: rogue traffic engineer is pretty common of city managers in the states
🔗 17:54
Lysander_Gustav: maybe to increase density you have to connect the residential roads to the downtown area?
🔗 17:54
King__of__Spades: you should build a Monorail, Monorail, Monorail
🔗 17:54
Lightspeeddash: you know when they are happy? when Godzilla tears through the city ahh the early sim cities
🔗 17:54
CoinFlipShow: Did they ever patch this game enough to make it fun?
🔗 17:54
grgriffin3: This is he price those people pay for getting that land so dirt-cheap.
🔗 17:54
Anubis169: CoinFlipShow: ya, it has offline mode now
🔗 17:54
Pietime02: oats
🔗 17:54
Anubis169: but the map's still small
🔗 17:54
Pietime02: boats
🔗 17:55
ritchards: Name them Desire?
🔗 17:55
Pietime02: upgrade roads
🔗 17:55
Corran__horn: Do you desire them?
🔗 17:55
Lightspeeddash: i endgame gonna be nuking the map with every disaster on the planet?
🔗 17:55
Landweller: Upgrade roads to max
🔗 17:55
Omega_Lairon: It's a type of road: "streetcar avenue" or something like that
🔗 17:55
VmKid: STELLA!
🔗 17:55
largeman1977: you have to build medium density avenue sized roads
🔗 17:55
wabisabievan: Rely on the kindness of strangers?
🔗 17:55
Durugai: well streetcars kinda require.. planning
🔗 17:55
Kamuraki: Damn it, Ritchards, you got there first
🔗 17:55
Angnor33: I think it's a road upgrade thing, but I can't remember.
🔗 17:55
SnowmanCA: that was pretty narrow clearance on either side of the boat and the bridge piers
🔗 17:55
OutragedFormula: You need the Streetcar Depot, and you build them on Streetcar Avenues.
🔗 17:55
CelticStag: @Ritchards I want to tell you to GTFO for that, but you get my applause instead.... And I get my own shame
🔗 17:55
Anubis169: Same menu as the bus depot
🔗 17:55
DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Kathleen, tell Graham we can hear him mumbling in the background
🔗 17:55
King__of__Spades: Mono means Mono Rail means Rail
🔗 17:55
Duwani1: There is a street level with street car areas
🔗 17:55
OneirosGolem: New rule: you can only make Streetcar / Desire jokes if you've actually read / viewed that story.
🔗 17:55
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: No, But I now know how to make a skull into a candle holder. Thank you FeedDump!
🔗 17:55
Godofmuffins: GodofMuffins Excel adventures are complete. I have a big spread sheet.
🔗 17:56
QuarterNote_: it just needs MORE CASINOS
🔗 17:56
largeman1977: it's the high density streetcar roads that you want
🔗 17:56
OneirosGolem: Godofmuffins: Good luck against the final boss?
🔗 17:56
tyloncorp: Run Busstops to the industrial park?
🔗 17:56
Durugai: as streetcars only run along the big roads, and you need to drag rail off them (from the streetcar menu) to place the station
🔗 17:56
TacitusVigil: Oneirosgolem: What if we've seen the Simpson's or Wishbone episode?
🔗 17:56
Anubis169: !busstop
🔗 17:56
LRRbot: :/ 6 bus-stops for SIMCITY (2013) on Kathleen Saves the World
🔗 17:56
wabisabievan: I qualify for that
🔗 17:56
mtvcdm: It's a small town that has something that only mildly passes for a downtown. Not exactly a rare thing in the world.
🔗 17:56
100viewbots: Just like most cities, the transportation center is sorta near where it needs to be, but also kinda in the middle of nowhere
🔗 17:56
CelticStag: The final boss is the accountant who tells you how in dbt you made the city after your reign
🔗 17:56
ritchards: ERMEHGERD!
🔗 17:56
StarFreak359: The music in this game reminds me of Afterlife at times.
🔗 17:57
Anaerin: !shhhh
🔗 17:57
LRRbot: SHHH! Adam please be quiet we are trying to film out here.
🔗 17:57
OneirosGolem: Tacitusvigil: I'd say it doesn't count, but lets face it I'll never be able to enforce this
🔗 17:57
Godofmuffins: Now then. What has been happening is Poopsville. I got lost in Excel wormhole.
🔗 17:57
TacitusVigil: Oneirosgolem: Touché.
🔗 17:57
CelticStag: !advice
🔗 17:57
LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
🔗 17:57
Pietime02: but your evil
🔗 17:57
x270MAXx: I don't think that train station's connected to the road
🔗 17:57
Sjlangenegger: !help
🔗 17:57
🔗 17:58
ritchards: Happiness is Cocaine in the Water Supply...
🔗 17:58
Parliament27: !advice
🔗 17:58
LRRbot: Always first pick Wall of Kelp.
🔗 17:58
CelticStag: People are happy? Game over, walk away, retire champion
🔗 17:58
wabisabievan: I think we changed our alignment halfway through pietime
🔗 17:58
tyloncorp: May want to add roads or busses to industrial town?
🔗 17:58
Lightspeeddash: peeps happy? save and blow it all up :3
🔗 17:58
Raubkater: dead ends .. dead end roads everywhere :-D
🔗 17:58
Durugai: the "shhh" command need a refference to that time where G came in during an Alex stream and asked him to "Get straight murdered a bit more quiet" think it was during Shadow of Chernobyl
🔗 17:58
Eric_christian_berg: Put a bus station next to it?
🔗 17:58
Eric_christian_berg: Er, bus stop.
🔗 17:59
CelticStag: Save, then press CTRL + EFFFFFFF
🔗 17:59
SnowmanCA: That bridge probably costs over 100x the cost of the entire residential area
🔗 17:59
VinnieusCheesius: danBoom
🔗 17:59
Okipokute: it's the road to el stupito
🔗 17:59
VinnieusCheesius: blow *** up!!!
🔗 17:59
Bawkbawkboo1: It was Adam who earned that !shhh
🔗 17:59
mtvcdm: The state built the bridge.
🔗 17:59
Anubis169: ya
🔗 17:59
Anubis169: it's an Adam thing
🔗 17:59
Anubis169: 'cause they film on saturdays
🔗 17:59
Bawkbawkboo1: !shhh
🔗 17:59
LRRbot: Adam! TOO LOUD! SHHHHHH! FILMING!
🔗 17:59
Anaerin: Station is connected to the rail, but not to the road.
🔗 17:59
Bawkbawkboo1: see?
🔗 18:00
Yaaaaaawn: i do also remember the time Alex was told to scream a bit less though
🔗 18:00
QuarterNote_: kathleen just let godzilla handle it
🔗 18:00
tyloncorp: It;s not connected i don't think
🔗 18:00
Anubis169: !next
🔗 18:00
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (19s ago)
🔗 18:00
Lightspeeddash: also time to share some irony, there's a bullet train that's gonna pass through the little town of escondido, which means hidden in spanish
🔗 18:00
grgriffin3: I don't think it's actually connected to a road.
🔗 18:00
Durugai: the road in front of the station is not connected
🔗 18:00
lordlundar: Well I think at this point it's more DB final planning.
🔗 18:00
QuarterNote_: also that station is not connected
🔗 18:00
tyloncorp: thats little bit in the front needs to hit a road
🔗 18:00
TacitusVigil: Now now, we can't bulldoze away all our problems....or can we....(?)
🔗 18:00
Lancer873: So I just watched the latest Feed Dump and *wow* Kathleen has a solid evil laugh.
🔗 18:00
4dSwissCheese: Let`s all learn about gentrification
🔗 18:01
Bawkbawkboo1: I like water towers.
🔗 18:01
Okipokute: would be fun if sometimes the giant robot shows up to combat the giant lizard and creates even greater destruction
🔗 18:01
lordlundar: TacitusVigil I prefer explosives. :P
🔗 18:01
Berekhalf: !next
🔗 18:01
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1m ago)
🔗 18:01
Lightspeeddash: makes sense you seen the Animaniacs?
🔗 18:01
Raubkater: can't cou build a road UNDER the flyover and OVER the railroad? to connect trough?
🔗 18:01
Akaiatana: I think I just want a sci-fi/fantasy sim-city. You're the planner for the Transistor city, or for Cirith Ungol from LOTR. Something with punch
🔗 18:01
TacitusVigil: Lordlundar: Too bad there isn't a soylent factory option. That would solve LOTS of problems...
🔗 18:01
VinnieusCheesius: yep!!!\
🔗 18:01
user_with_name17: this is tiny. I mean I heard the game had a smaller map but this seems crazy
🔗 18:01
Lancer873: Water towers are negative? Wut? But water towers are all like "WELCOME TO POOPSVILLE"
🔗 18:01
Yaaaaaawn: Simolians apparently incapable of building bridges over railways or highways
🔗 18:01
Parliament27: after watching checkpoint today !adult
🔗 18:02
Eric_christian_berg: I shudder to think what you'd need to build to keep the residents of Cirith Ungol happy.
🔗 18:02
QuarterNote_: train station isnt connected
🔗 18:02
OneirosGolem: ^
🔗 18:02
Pietime02: its time for cam
🔗 18:02
Parliament27: !adult
🔗 18:02
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 18:02
Lysander_Gustav: Relax Pietime
🔗 18:02
ritchards: Avon Calling ?
🔗 18:02
Anubis169: bing bong
🔗 18:02
mtvcdm: I think this is now just waiting until Cam arrives at the Moonbase.
🔗 18:02
Lightspeeddash: thuper ceral
🔗 18:02
Anaerin: Train station is not connected to the road. It is to the rail,
🔗 18:02
Yaaaaaawn: !doorbell
🔗 18:03
Omega_Lairon: Ooh, pretty
🔗 18:03
Anubis169: oh wow
🔗 18:03
Noxenluxe: Speaking of Adam, he apparently went live a few minutes ago? This is what my twitch emal notification says anyway. But I really want to see godzilla before Kathleen's stream ends.
🔗 18:03
Anubis169: that's super handy
🔗 18:03
Lightspeeddash: oooh thats neat
🔗 18:03
MillerDark: Kathleen has too many crappy shops that use all of her workforce
🔗 18:03
MillerDark: You need to buldoze your commercial district for more residential
🔗 18:03
Lightspeeddash: nonsense miller they're all needed
🔗 18:03
Omega_Lairon: Can we just play in city density map mode for a while?
🔗 18:03
Lightspeeddash: Kappa
🔗 18:03
QuarterNote_: DISASTER
🔗 18:03
somechick73: lol
🔗 18:03
VinnieusCheesius: I LOVE IT!!!
🔗 18:04
Bawkbawkboo1: Well, at least the traffic design is unique
🔗 18:04
Foxmar320: thanks for the stream Kathleen!
🔗 18:04
BusTed: Perfect!
🔗 18:04
OneirosGolem: Roll all the disasters
🔗 18:04
jadedcynic: much like reality
🔗 18:04
CelticStag: GODZILLA THE TOWN!
🔗 18:04
Lightspeeddash: awww it sucks?
🔗 18:04
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well goodbye Kathleen!
🔗 18:04
CoyoteSans: Disaster: The Campocalypse
🔗 18:04
Noxenluxe: I need more eyes in my head so I can watch multiple twitch streams at once.
🔗 18:04
Pietime02: be evil
🔗 18:04
ritchards: Desert the Bus!
🔗 18:04
Lightspeeddash: GOJIRA
🔗 18:04
jadedcynic: Time for ALL the disasters next session :D
🔗 18:04
x270MAXx: Release the Titans!
🔗 18:04
Dix: PAVE THAT SAVE
🔗 18:04
Anubis169: later Kathleen~
🔗 18:04
RealGamerCow: allergy pill tome
🔗 18:04
All_Mankind: sure you'll be back FOR Desert Bus too
🔗 18:04
Foxmar320: dont die Kathleen!
🔗 18:04
QuarterNote_: CLICK THE DISASTERS
🔗 18:04
Anubis169: thanks for the stream~
🔗 18:04
Lightspeeddash: BE cam?
🔗 18:04
questhere: time to raise everything... to the ground!
🔗 18:04
jadedcynic: gnite kathleen
🔗 18:04
BonSequitur: Enjoy Desert Bus!
🔗 18:04
Anubis169: catch ya during DB
🔗 18:04
Eric_christian_berg: Medic!
🔗 18:04
Bawkbawkboo1: SAVE
🔗 18:04
OneirosGolem: The disasters, we needs them
🔗 18:04
wabisabievan: Have a good evening Kathleen
🔗 18:04
BonSequitur: Er "Enjoy" Desert Bus!
🔗 18:04
zzjing: thanks Kathleen
🔗 18:04
MedicOfOld: Goodnight!
🔗 18:04
Dix: SEE YOU NEXT WEEK KATHLEEN!
🔗 18:04
BonSequitur: I mean, live through Desert Bus
🔗 18:04
somechick73: later kathleen get that inhaler so you can has breathing
🔗 18:05
VinnieusCheesius: nuuuuu not desert bus!!! danScare
🔗 18:05
lordlundar: Zombie attack? There's one I will never choose.
🔗 18:05
fredcheckers: Bulldoze all residential. Nobody to complain.
🔗 18:05
Nightvalien28: NUKE IT
🔗 18:05
Anubis169: uhh
🔗 18:05
somechick73: lol
🔗 18:05
jadedcynic: wooo! big boom :D
🔗 18:05
Lightspeeddash: YAY
🔗 18:05
Anubis169: later~
🔗 18:05
the_lone_bard: Awwww, I JUST woke up :(
🔗 18:05
BusTed: See you later Kathleen!
🔗 18:05
GroutNASA: "*** you citizens." Classic
🔗 18:05
SnowmanCA: bye
🔗 18:05
Okipokute: BADABOOM
🔗 18:05
Anubis169: Big Baaaaaaada Boom
🔗 18:05
questhere: kthxbai!
🔗 18:05
OneirosGolem: Amazing
🔗 18:05
AJ117: See ya!
🔗 18:05
jadedcynic: cya kathllen, go clear your bronchea ;)
🔗 18:05
Pietime02: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
🔗 18:05
somechick73: byes kathleen
🔗 18:05
Nightvalien28: bye crazy lady
🔗 18:05
TrakoGamer: later, Kathleen!
🔗 18:05
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well goodnight chat, I've got university tomorrow!
🔗 18:05
ritchards: What Cam play?
🔗 18:05
wabisabievan: Fret not bard we have Cam to amuse us further
🔗 18:05
Anubis169: later Valkyrie_Lemons :)
🔗 18:05
Anubis169: have a kickass time
🔗 18:05
Angnor33: Bye!
🔗 18:06
Okipokute: is cam playing more beyond erf
🔗 18:06
Omega_Lairon: All signs point to "yes"
🔗 18:06
the_lone_bard: Yeah I know... I just hate missing Kathleen. Stupid hospital keeping me till 3am -_-
🔗 18:06
Bawkbawkboo1: Adam is streaming on his channel FYI
🔗 18:06
squaredotcube: so... Who's willing to admit that Kathleen's stream was a bit stressful? I am
🔗 18:06
Lightspeeddash: beyond Urf?
🔗 18:06
somechick73: hospitals suck dude
🔗 18:06
Lightspeeddash: why was it stressful?
🔗 18:07
Lancer873: So. I finally got around to making mac and cheese with bacon today. I think I added a bit too much flour to the cheese sauce but it actually tastes really good with the bacon that way
🔗 18:07
wabisabievan: Well you missed a lot of cursing ones citizens for their petty demands like healthcare and proper sewage management
🔗 18:07
wabisabievan: Not sure if that's a loss or not
🔗 18:07
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: !next
🔗 18:07
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (7m ago)
🔗 18:07
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Kathleen Builds the World || SimCity: http://t.co/vs8cboAy16
🔗 18:07
ritchards: Beyond After Earth
🔗 18:07
squaredotcube: it wasn't as much as Kathleen but was also mostly what EA added to the game that was simply unnecessary
🔗 18:07
Lightspeeddash: Before Primal Urf?
🔗 18:07
Pyrelight: Not a loss, but it requires a change of the city name to Effington.
🔗 18:07
the_lone_bard: I seen enough of that in real life last night ><
🔗 18:08
squaredotcube: like a bell and pole as upgrades for the fire department? SERIOUSLY?
🔗 18:08
Durugai: Beyond City Limits: Whats on the other side of the white line?
🔗 18:08
Walkingharder: Hello Cam!
🔗 18:08
Neural_Engineer: Hi cam
🔗 18:08
TrakoGamer: Cammander o7
🔗 18:08
jadedcynic: Hail, Glorious Cammander! :)
🔗 18:08
BusTed: Hey hey Cameron.
🔗 18:08
Lancer873: Ohai Cam!
🔗 18:08
waiimeaboy: hi
🔗 18:08
SnowmanCA: EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 18:08
BonSequitur: Hey Cam
🔗 18:08
Lightspeeddash: Cam "Gotta change the damn stupid thing" Lauder XD
🔗 18:08
Durugai: Hai Cam! I am good, how are you?
🔗 18:08
CoyoteSans: I see Cam as assimilated Kathleen.
🔗 18:09
VmKid: Hi Cam
🔗 18:09
BonSequitur: Your hair looks less than excellent than usual, is it raining?
🔗 18:09
wabisabievan: I like to assume blasted hellscape Durugai but that's just me
🔗 18:09
jadedcynic: meh, it's been ages since your were at this - a whole week (a LOT can happen in just seven days)
🔗 18:09
Bawkbawkboo1: Hi Cam! By any chance did you ever play any of the SimCities?
🔗 18:09
Omega_Lairon: Huh... still offline for me... that's weird
🔗 18:09
Lightspeeddash: I'm undergoing chemotherapy next week other than that i'm great, also gonna be watching you guys a butt ton during chemo XD
🔗 18:09
user_with_name17: ctrl-f5
🔗 18:09
Havok4: Hi everyone. I just got back from a midterm. I think it went well.
🔗 18:09
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Hi Cam, I'm playing Civ BE while watching you play Civ: BE. May you crush face.
🔗 18:09
the_lone_bard: Omega, twitch is being *** like that the last month or so
🔗 18:09
ritchards: One Twitch refresh later... Hi Cam!
🔗 18:09
Noxenluxe: Have we assimilated the meatbags to a higher state of enlightment through force upgrades?
🔗 18:09
jadedcynic: @Omega_lairon I hear that twitch doesn't automatically refresh...all the time :(
🔗 18:09
mtvcdm: Best of luck, Lightspeeddash.
🔗 18:09
Omega_Lairon: Yeah, refresh fixed it, but dang it Twitch
🔗 18:10
CoyoteSans: Last Time! Turns out focusing on culture over military isn't such a hot idea when ARC is your neighbor!
🔗 18:10
Anubis169: Hi Cam :D
🔗 18:10
StarFreak359: maybe 14, Cam?
🔗 18:10
OneirosGolem: Let's do this Percival
🔗 18:10
SnowmanCA: when it had dinosaurs
🔗 18:10
user_with_name17: its specific, badly coded ad campaigns that seem to break twitch for me
🔗 18:10
jadedcynic: cool, Cameron & Percival
🔗 18:10
ritchards: I am so Beyond Earth right now...
🔗 18:10
Anubis169 huggles Percival
🔗 18:10
Noxenluxe: Or is cam a different affinity this playthrough?
🔗 18:10
ritchards: !percy
🔗 18:10
Lightspeeddash: a swiftly tilting Percival?
🔗 18:10
waiimeaboy: woooow space settlers of kahtan
🔗 18:10
Pyrelight: He prefers Percival.
🔗 18:10
ritchards: that should spawn "he prefers Percival"
🔗 18:10
QuarterNote_: new game or a continuation
🔗 18:11
TacitusVigil: I'd like to think Kathleen's game in SimCity and Cam's game in Beyond Earth exist in the same continuity.
🔗 18:11
mtvcdm: Just a reminder for the latercomers, the stormcount for today is actually 3 right now; Lrrbot missed the first two subs.
🔗 18:11
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I love/hate that when you are close to a win condition, the AI goes apeshit and they all attack you.
🔗 18:11
OneirosGolem: Noxenluxe: I think we're favouring Purity?
🔗 18:11
Lightspeeddash: continuation
🔗 18:11
Anubis169: Cam: you're losing the top of your head off the window
🔗 18:11
QuarterNote_: is this still the purity game?
🔗 18:11
Lightspeeddash: top of head he seems fine to me?
🔗 18:11
Noodles_15: !next
🔗 18:11
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron at Wed 06:00 PM PST (11m ago)
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Noxenluxe: So we're going to deep strike everything into obliteration with lasers, sounds good.
🔗 18:12
CrisMagicPlayer: Oooooh Noooo Cams hair
🔗 18:12
bloodfeat: Dammit twitter, this isnt Kathleen, how much did i miss?
🔗 18:12
CrisMagicPlayer: Ooooh there it is.
🔗 18:12
CoyoteSans: Noxenluxe Uh... didn't the Karuva campaign end badly for that guy?
🔗 18:12
deadcrystal: godamn twitch app, I can't get it to refresh the stream :<
🔗 18:12
Anubis169: yay
🔗 18:12
mtvcdm: Kathleen wrapped, Cam is just underway.
🔗 18:12
somechick73: you missed kathleens show
🔗 18:12
OneirosGolem: Bloodfeat: Around 5 minutes of Cam's stream. All of Kathleen's?
🔗 18:12
Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
🔗 18:13
SirSlipps: So can someone explain Percival's origins? oP
🔗 18:13
SirSlipps: o:*
🔗 18:13
CoyoteSans: He was rescued from Detroit.
🔗 18:13
deadcrystal: black screen and silence for me :<
🔗 18:13
Secondlookdan: What are we going for this time?
🔗 18:13
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Correction! It’s actually time for Cameron to conquer space in Civilization: Beyond Earth! http://t.co/zDZZ1mDYN6
🔗 18:13
Noxenluxe: @Coyotesans I wouldn't know anything about that, playing anything other than spaec mahrines is HERESY.
🔗 18:13
plummeting_sloth: glad I checked the resolution button before I asked why the stream was all blurry
🔗 18:13
Anubis169: bloodfeat: when Cam's stream is done, here's the link so you can watch Kathleen's replay http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/585695423
🔗 18:13
wabisabievan: Try refreshing Deadcrystal
🔗 18:14
bloodfeat: Im not a fan of Kathleens type of comedy.
🔗 18:14
Anubis169: Fox overboard!
🔗 18:14
Juliamon: FOX DOWN, FOX DOWN
🔗 18:14
CrisMagicPlayer: You should go to the doctor for that.
🔗 18:14
somechick73: this game looks boring
🔗 18:14
bloodfeat: i was worried about missing lots of Cam
🔗 18:14
TrakoGamer: Fox down!
🔗 18:14
Shocksplicer: Why hello there Cameron and Chat.
🔗 18:14
Anaerin: Get your helmet on, Percival!
🔗 18:14
RealGamerCow: you should be getting hover units fairly soon.
🔗 18:14
VmKid: RIP Percival
🔗 18:14
plummeting_sloth: are we still rolling Franco-Iberia and smacking around the Americans?
🔗 18:14
BonSequitur: Cam: When you get to high Affinity levels, your motorised units will be able to hover right over the ravines so that's good
🔗 18:14
deadcrystal: I'm on the app wabisabievan
🔗 18:14
Nightvalien28: fox down fox fown we neee support
🔗 18:14
questhere: Percival the merciful
🔗 18:14
Anubis169 resurrects Percival
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Lightspeeddash: Sloth look at bottom of screen and yes
🔗 18:14
wabisabievan: Ah umm... maybe restart the app? Sorry i can't offer more than that in advice.
🔗 18:14
waiimeaboy: wat game is dis
🔗 18:14
Lord_Rakdos: what are we looks like purity
🔗 18:14
Anubis169: !game
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LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth (rating 98%)
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Mindmage: Loadingreadyrun how are you liking after earth so far? Different enough from Civ V to make it worth the buy?
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Anubis169: !show
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LRRbot: Currently live: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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Anaerin: Bless you!
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Anubis169: :)
🔗 18:15
Lord_Rakdos: !game good
🔗 18:15
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 98% (56/57)
🔗 18:15
CoyoteSans: Purity, though we're not hitting it very hard at the moment.
🔗 18:15
Bawkbawkboo1: Beyond Earth
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somechick73: after earth wasn't super good like i expected, it was kind of meh
🔗 18:15
QuarterNote_: well thats what expansions are for
🔗 18:15
AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 18:15
Pyrelight: So it'll be great with 1-2 expansions?
🔗 18:15
Shocksplicer: Beyond Earth is fine.AFTER Earth is terrible.
🔗 18:15
Noxenluxe: New expansion Cib Beyond Earth: After Earth, new dlc next holiday season.
🔗 18:16
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Idk, I think this game is better than Civ V launch
🔗 18:16
BonSequitur: Was Civ V that deep at launch?
🔗 18:16
Mindmage: Thanks for the info :)
🔗 18:16
squaredotcube: it needs more sane ideologies for one
🔗 18:16
Mowdownjoe: I want to pick up Beyond Earth, but The Binding of Isaac Rebirth has been eating my game time.
🔗 18:16
Shocksplicer: Civ V was pretty shallow at launch.
🔗 18:16
Omega_Lairon: I considered buying this, but it occurred to me that I had never actually finished a game of Civ5.
🔗 18:16
Bawkbawkboo1: It's not Alpha Centari
🔗 18:16
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 98% (57/58)
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zerragonoss: It is a it would be amazing if it was released by a different team kind of average.
🔗 18:16
plummeting_sloth: I am pretty hopeful that modders will do more to improve this
🔗 18:16
Bawkbawkboo1: !game good
🔗 18:16
Anaerin: It's an ugly planet! A Bug planet!
🔗 18:16
plummeting_sloth: because the frame-work is fine... you just need to put some meat on them bones
🔗 18:16
Noxenluxe: !game good
🔗 18:16
QuarterNote_: so what faction are we?
🔗 18:17
Shocksplicer: Yeah, they definitely should have learned their lesson from Civ V's launch state.
🔗 18:17
Hippofant: Space Quebec
🔗 18:17
CoyoteSans: Elodie's Franco-Iberians
🔗 18:17
Noxenluxe: @quarternote_ Space France
🔗 18:17
plummeting_sloth: I really do wish faction choices meant more
🔗 18:17
Secondlookdan: Are we supremecy again?
🔗 18:17
QuarterNote_: Noxenluxe, no like
🔗 18:17
Anaerin: No roads?
🔗 18:17
QuarterNote_: unity or whater
🔗 18:17
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 98% (59/60)
🔗 18:17
squaredotcube: the biggest thing that holds back AC is the UI. Imagine Civ:BE's UI on AC and it would be amazing
🔗 18:17
QuarterNote_: Purity, supremacy, or the third one
🔗 18:17
Hippofant: Harmony. You can see in the top left corner. (barely)
🔗 18:17
Noxenluxe: @Quarternote I think our affinity is Purity?
🔗 18:17
Hippofant: Er I mean Purity
🔗 18:17
Hippofant: Read the 5 as a 0 for some reason
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QuarterNote_: cool
🔗 18:17
Kerrisis just subscribed!
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Kerrisis! (Today's storm count: 2)
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BonSequitur: Tbh, I think the gameplay in BE is better than SMAC; it's just that the fiction is weaker.
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Hippofant: The AI desperately needs help in BE.
🔗 18:18
Madness35: Hey people
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CoyoteSans: Squaredotcube I'd rather start with imagining Civ:BE with Civ 5's UI, first.
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BusTed: lrrSPOT
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mtvcdm: Storm count actually 4, but Lrrbot doesn't know that.
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Godpigeon: They had to fight the whole "Alpha Centari sequel" and were vocal that it wasn't even a spiritual sequel
🔗 18:19
Shocksplicer: Poor Lrrbot. We may need to send it to a farm...
🔗 18:19
tyloncorp: Wibbly worm got Mad =(.
🔗 18:19
mtvcdm: Annnnnnd why is it not popping on the notifier.
🔗 18:19
OmnyKrony: Your Simoleon stream is pretty good!
🔗 18:19
CoyoteSans: wonderful, arc pissed off the siege worm. spiteful jerks.
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Kerrisis: Very much enjoying your stream yes. =)
🔗 18:19
BonSequitur: SMAC, at the bottom of it, had a broken economy, loads of pointless micromanagement, terrible AI, and a really unnecessarily steep learning curve. But it had super compelling fiction, so people sort of got past all of that.
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mtvcdm: Cam, Kerrisis just subscribed, but the notifier didn't pop.
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Kushbobomb: I just had 2 seige worms spawn between my 2 cities. damnit
🔗 18:19
Omega_Lairon: Oh boy, here come violence!
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MoreSpidersThanIExpected: The notifier did pop though
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Anaerin: mtvcdm: Yes it did. Just no audio on the notifier.
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mtvcdm: Ah.
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Hippofant: Well, SMAC was also a billion years ago so...
🔗 18:20
mtvcdm: Did I just look away at the wrong second?
🔗 18:20
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Civ:BE definitely needs more personalitym but I like it just fine. :)
🔗 18:20
Kerrisis: Don't panic, it's all good. =)
🔗 18:21
Hippofant: There's actually a lot of really cool backstory in the Civilopedia for the techs and buildings... it's just that you don't see any of it unless you decide to load up BE to read for 5 hours.
🔗 18:21
Mowdownjoe: HAI AREX
🔗 18:21
plummeting_sloth: a worm ate your planes. Sorry
🔗 18:21
Papperslappen: Good News!
🔗 18:21
Omega_Lairon: I want chocolate rations... : (
🔗 18:21
CoyoteSans: Good thing the AI is too stupid to use the aircraft to attack us, at least!
🔗 18:21
Nightvalien28: thank you based alex
🔗 18:21
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Worm 1, planes 0
🔗 18:21
Sod_: chocolate is always good news
🔗 18:21
TacitusVigil: Uh oh, that means the chocolate rations were actually lowered.
🔗 18:21
Hippofant: @Plummeting_sloth I imagine it's like the scene with the Reaper on Tuchanka.
🔗 18:21
BusTed: Mmm... choco-rations.
🔗 18:21
Noxenluxe: I do like the little level up notice once you;ve reached maximum affinity for supremacy.
🔗 18:22
BonSequitur: To be fair, I think it also had a lot to do with the way people approached games in SMAC's time. People DID load up SMAC to read the Datalinks for 5 hours. And people don't approach BE in the same way now, but people's memories of approaching SMAC like that tint their perception of that game...
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amythist: I forget, what Affinity was he going this run?
🔗 18:22
TheMetalupis: now, just need to murder Alex and steal his increased chocolate ration as well
🔗 18:22
OneirosGolem: Purity, thus far.
🔗 18:22
plummeting_sloth: your planes were destroyed via melee attack. How does that feel, you corporate stooges?
🔗 18:22
the_lone_bard: Wait, is there mltiple affinities? Is there also multiple purities and harmonies?
🔗 18:22
amythist: ahh so we are going Space Marines
🔗 18:22
Hippofant: Need more Battlesuits.
🔗 18:23
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I'm considering writing a "flavor" mod, to add a lot more in-game text and narrative to the affiniies.
🔗 18:23
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: the_lone_bard: Affinity is all three
🔗 18:23
Abcxyq: I just wish the Civilopedia had been integrated into the gameplay somehow. There's a lot of detail in it but it doesn't come up in the game itself.
🔗 18:23
Noxenluxe: We require additional Supply Depots.
🔗 18:23
QuarterNote_: there is purity, harmony, supremacy and a neutral
🔗 18:23
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Harmony, Purity and superiority are the three options
🔗 18:23
Madness35: Guys is it only me or does anyone else have a black screen?
🔗 18:23
QuarterNote_: just you
🔗 18:23
Omega_Lairon: Needs more artillery
🔗 18:23
the_lone_bard: What...? You can play... Oh, it's called superiority. I got bored like 4 days after it came out, I forgot what the orange was called.
🔗 18:23
Angnor33: @Madness35 Just you.
🔗 18:23
plummeting_sloth: please to be being gebangenshootzen
🔗 18:23
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Quarternote: There is no actual neutral option
🔗 18:23
the_lone_bard: I thought it was affinity, cause UPGRADE! UPGRADE!
🔗 18:23
Hippofant: Nah. The early-tech, non-affinity units suck.
🔗 18:24
Hippofant: BATTLESUITS!
🔗 18:24
lordlundar: AHHH!! SIEGE WORM!
🔗 18:24
Shocksplicer: LOUD NOISES!
🔗 18:25
Hippofant: Battlesuits start at 40 strength. For marines to match, you need 11 affinity (!!!)
🔗 18:25
Lord_Rakdos: wtf
🔗 18:25
MillerDark: Now, does he have something to buff all his cities, or is this a case of civ's definition of "hard" enemies just having ridiculous advantages over you
🔗 18:25
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: I had to stop playing the game because I kept staying up until 6am
🔗 18:25
Omega_Lairon: It's all gone horribly wrong
🔗 18:26
Havtorn_Epsilon: Hippofant: Marines are a much smaller resource investment, though.
🔗 18:26
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Just... one... more... TURN...
🔗 18:26
AdmiralMemo: And I'm back home. Howdy folks. How did Kathleen do?
🔗 18:26
Noxenluxe: I only played this game for the supremacy ending. I haven't really picked it up since then.
🔗 18:26
lordlundar: Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day welcome to a Sid Meier game. :P
🔗 18:26
MillerDark: Memo: eh...
🔗 18:26
MillerDark: bad
🔗 18:26
Suffix: lrrEFF
🔗 18:26
Hippofant: Eh. He's got 5 titanium sitting around.
🔗 18:26
AdmiralMemo: MillerDark: Godzilla came and wrecked her?
🔗 18:26
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: lordlundar: Nah civ 5 wasn't that bad
🔗 18:26
OmnyKrony: Someone needs to start a coup d'etat in Freeland
🔗 18:26
QuarterNote_: jobs are hard cameron
🔗 18:26
sordcooper: not just worthless, profoundly worthless
🔗 18:26
Noxenluxe: Much more enjoyable to watch cam play the other affinitys/victory conidtions.
🔗 18:26
mtvcdm: Kathleen got up to about 19,000 people.
🔗 18:27
MillerDark: admiralmemo: No, she was very clueless about what she was doing and had trouble juggling the game and chat
🔗 18:27
CoyoteSans: I'm not sure we're taking this city back in any reasonable time frame.
🔗 18:27
QuarterNote_: they used cheat codes
🔗 18:27
AdmiralMemo: MillerDark, Ah.
🔗 18:27
Lord_Rakdos: dirt
🔗 18:27
sordcooper: game cheats
🔗 18:27
Hippofant: @Millerdark Rocket batteries + Defense Perimeter -> +33 city strength
🔗 18:27
Lightspeeddash: its not easy balancing chat and intensive game
🔗 18:28
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zerragonoss: combat strength in this game is much more based on buildings with most of them giving almost as much as a city has base.
🔗 18:28
Lightspeeddash: time for science everyone play an RTS and see how well they do
🔗 18:28
Hippofant: I'm not sure the computer's cheating. Like I said, 2 early-game buildings give +33 strength, and my experience is that the AI always builds those things
🔗 18:28
Hippofant: Oh ***, Cam already has Battlesuit technology?! Is he building any? 5 should win this war easy!
🔗 18:28
Noxenluxe: @Lightspeeddash At what difficulty, The AI is cheating mode, or scrub mode?
🔗 18:29
shurtal: I'm not too familiar with this verstion of Civ, so I have to ask, Is there a "Space Ghandi"?
🔗 18:29
Havtorn_Epsilon: Cam, if you level up to 12 Affinity all your mechanized thingies are hovering
🔗 18:29
the_lone_bard: I feel like Beyond urf is gonna be an amazing game after a couple of expansions. Civ5 apparently started utter ***, and became great with some expansions. Most peoples reaction to BE has been "It's good, sure..." but it does have some awesome ideas in there... So, here's hoping?
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Lightspeeddash: roll a D20 to figure that out
🔗 18:29
sordcooper: fair enough hippofant, i was just wildly guessing since i dont know the inns and outs of this game, and having the ai outright cheat is a common way of jacking up dificulty
🔗 18:29
holidayMD: What does ballistics get us?
🔗 18:30
Hippofant: @Holidaymd Rocket battery, stellar codex (wonder)
🔗 18:30
amythist: yup Cam the final upgrade for the Artillery and Battle Rovers both Hover, as do the 2 unique Supremacy Vehicles
🔗 18:30
zerragonoss: they only outright cheat for the computer in economic terms and starting stuff.
🔗 18:30
Omega_Lairon: Here comes fun
🔗 18:30
Castlewise: the flags are very warhammer
🔗 18:31
Hippofant: @Amythist You need 14 affinity to float artillery, apparently
🔗 18:31
Havtorn_Epsilon: If you have the floatstone, though, the ultimate LEV thingie is a _beast_
🔗 18:31
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Hutama just condemned me for aggressive expansion. Pot/Kettle much, Hutama?
🔗 18:31
CoyoteSans: The computer has to cheat, because it's ai is duuuur.
🔗 18:32
amythist: yeah that's why I said final upgrades Hippofant couldn't remember at what numbers they upgraded
🔗 18:32
plummeting_sloth: you just can't build float artillery, you have to believe in float artillary first
🔗 18:32
sticks_abuser: stomp!
🔗 18:32
jadedcynic: Wait...how can you NOT have all day? Are you going to *die* later today???
🔗 18:32
the_lone_bard: These are SPESS MAHREENZ not Orkz Sloth.
🔗 18:32
OneirosGolem: So that was pretty badass. Just casually pistoling down a plane
🔗 18:32
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: My favorite moment in Civ:BE so far is building the Harmony mega-bugs. So much fun.
🔗 18:32
jadedcynic: *watches war* Oh, right, nevermind ;)
🔗 18:32
CoyoteSans: "Your love of destruction is abhorrent. Listen to logic and end this conflict!" "Okay let's talk." "HELL NO, GET EFF'D."
🔗 18:32
Solomon_Kain: To Build Float artillery you must crew it with Morons. They Float because they forget to hit the ground when they fall.
🔗 18:32
zerragonoss: oh ya has he focused down his affinity building quests yet?
🔗 18:32
lordlundar: "How do you fly into a siege worm like this?" Not well apparently.
🔗 18:32
plummeting_sloth: that pilots last words were "What's minimum safe altitude mean?"
🔗 18:32
amythist: and whlie the LEV Destroyer is a monster my favorite is still the Aegis
🔗 18:33
mtvcdm: This is a mighty small revealed section of the map to be going for a Knowledge victory on.
🔗 18:33
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Btw chat, I finished my first edh deck today. It's dragon tribal and has done pretty well
🔗 18:33
Havtorn_Epsilon: Yeah, the Harmony Death Lobster is fantastic.
🔗 18:33
zerragonoss: upgraded roucktopus all the way.
🔗 18:33
Shocksplicer: Harmony Death Lobster is my metal band.
🔗 18:33
Omega_Lairon: Not Terminators - they're infiltration units, designed to pass for human. What you've got is altogether a lot more powerful and robot-y. Bipedal HK driods, if you will
🔗 18:34
QuarterNote_: does one of the affinities let you ride siegewurms?
🔗 18:34
CoyoteSans: The downside of Purity: The Unions are still around.
🔗 18:34
Havtorn_Epsilon: Quarternote: no, but the little bugs. And you can call Worm attacks with your spies
🔗 18:34
thebrokenhaiku: Hey chat, how would one find out about the various LRRBot commands?
🔗 18:34
Carbonylcookie: I take if from the subtitle that things are not going well?
🔗 18:34
QuarterNote_: !help
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amythist: nope Quarternote_ but high level Harmony lets you do a covert operation to draw worms to enemy cities
🔗 18:34
Furyred: read this!
🔗 18:34
CoyoteSans: Yeah, the Harmony spy action is literally dropping an object called a "thumper" in an enemy city.
🔗 18:34
lordlundar: Carbonylcookie about average.
🔗 18:35
QuarterNote_: the inability to ride wurms seems a gross oversight
🔗 18:35
Kamuraki: I'm back
🔗 18:35
thebrokenhaiku: Hooray, danke
🔗 18:35
Furyred: read my message
🔗 18:35
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Hey chat, is the "Destroy [station]" quest worth it? They're giving me some sweet trade right now.
🔗 18:35
Carbonylcookie: Average is not TERRIBLE. So, yay?
🔗 18:35
Havtorn_Epsilon: Quarternote: THese worms burrow through a drilling action, though
🔗 18:35
Castlewise: I kind of expected the warhammer guys to roll more face
🔗 18:35
Nirvana___: Furyred: Please stop unless you are going to contribute to the conversation :)
🔗 18:35
plummeting_sloth: depends? Is the station in the way of anything
🔗 18:35
CoyoteSans: Prosperite was put in a good defensive spot. Unfortunately, this is now being used against you.
🔗 18:36
plummeting_sloth: when you dude looks like a Space Marine, you really do expect more in the way of damage
🔗 18:36
amythist: depends on what you are getting out of the one sending it Sirdigbychickenseizure since the reward is usually 2x trade for 20 turns from them
🔗 18:36
TheAmazingHobo: So has anyone tried the multiplayer yet?
🔗 18:36
Havtorn_Epsilon: Sirdigby: Depends on which "Destroy station" quest it is.
🔗 18:36
zerragonoss: if its given to you by another trade station not unless you want the spot. If you got it form affinity quest lines than yes.
🔗 18:36
sordcooper: i seriously hope that cam enslaves the city of liberty, for irony's sake
🔗 18:36
Kamuraki: Ah, Beyond Earth. Interesting concept, but one which on a scientific level I take issue with. Honestly, when exploring space, first of all the chances of finding another planet with an atmosphere close enough to ours that we could breathe it is, shall we say, slim
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the_lone_bard: You're doing it wrong Kamuraki.
🔗 18:37
the_lone_bard: That's not how sci-fi works. The FI stands for Fiction.
🔗 18:37
TrakoGamer: carrier with aircraft set to intercept
🔗 18:37
Havtorn_Epsilon: Cam, I think the best way would be to go all-in on leveling an affinity for a couple of turns and then trying again
🔗 18:37
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Kamuraki But there are literally billions of planets out there, so...yeah.
🔗 18:37
jadedcynic: @Kamuraki ....I don't think you're gonna enjoy this stream much...
🔗 18:37
TheAmazingHobo: Sarcasm!
🔗 18:38
Lightspeeddash: Sacrasm?
🔗 18:38
GDwarf: kamuraki: Um, we don't *know* the odds of there existing a breathable atmosphere on a planet
🔗 18:38
Kamuraki: I just feel terraforming is far more realistic
🔗 18:38
Ylegm: Sarcasm
🔗 18:38
Thisbymaster: are you playing on crazy difficulty?
🔗 18:38
GDwarf: Nor do we know how common earth-sized planets are
🔗 18:38
OmnyKrony: Tactical sats???
🔗 18:38
Xveers: I think at this point you might want to go and peace our for now and then shift to a war footing and amass a proper army
🔗 18:38
zerragonoss: uhm also you cant breath the air, every one goes outside in suits and the three factions about making the changes need to live thier.
🔗 18:38
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: More like Sar-chasm.
🔗 18:38
OmnyKrony: It's your one advantage
🔗 18:38
CoyoteSans: Yeah, our civ isn't spec'd for war, but it looks like ARC is. I think we need to concede for now.
🔗 18:39
Laserbeaks_Fury: The question isn't can we colonize space, but should we?
🔗 18:39
Lightspeeddash: Sir Chasm-Stalker?
🔗 18:39
Appleguard: Cam has so many interesting ways of saying *** off
🔗 18:39
Fanjelo40: Hi James
🔗 18:39
jadedcynic: @Thisbymaster "gemini" difficulty, IIRC it's the usual 'second from the top'?
🔗 18:39
Noxenluxe: It's probably just a planet that has water that can be converted to be drinkable is is similar to earth in terms in grabity.
🔗 18:39
plummeting_sloth: I think this game is more HOW should one colonize rather than should one do so
🔗 18:39
Kamuraki: I think we should colonize space
🔗 18:39
Fanjelo40: I got the weird shower bus ad
🔗 18:39
Fanjelo40: James
🔗 18:39
deadcrystal: plus it's specifically mentioned the atmosphere isn't breathable, so :P
🔗 18:39
Noxenluxe: gravity*
🔗 18:39
Thisbymaster: how many did that city have?
🔗 18:39
Carbonylcookie: We should definitely colonize space, you really want your genetic destiny flamed out when the sun expands?
🔗 18:39
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Sounds like a Desert Bus meeting's gonna happen tonight.
🔗 18:39
CoyoteSans: Wow, that Battlesuit was hardy.
🔗 18:40
OneirosGolem: That city is just getting ridiculous amounts of damage on your units though.
🔗 18:40
GDwarf: If you want to get into scientific implausibility, look at the siege worms, which make no kind of sense. :P
🔗 18:40
the_lone_bard: I think this game is a game, just like warhammer 40k. Go argue logic about the 40k universe, it makes you seem just as clever.
🔗 18:40
Kamuraki: But I feel that if we're going to do it, we're going to have to learn how to terraform if we're going to have planets with idealized environments for Earth based life to thrive on
🔗 18:40
Shocksplicer: Oh shut up kamuraki, no one cares.
🔗 18:40
GDwarf: kamuraki: ...Beyond Earth is *about* terraforming a hostile world
🔗 18:41
Carbonylcookie: Well that's what science is for.
🔗 18:41
LambMower: The air on the planets in Beyond Earth isn't breathable, each ideology solves this in different ways
🔗 18:41
Castlewise: If you are going to argue about scientific plausibility then you have to start at the whole "space travel" thing, which we barely do well.
🔗 18:41
Laserbeaks_Fury: I have a very dim view of humanity as a species worthy of propagating.
🔗 18:41
Kamuraki: Ah, then I was misinformed about the game. My mistake
🔗 18:41
TheAmazingHobo: "At least your effort was both utterly pointless and completely ineffectual."
🔗 18:41
the_lone_bard: Right there with ya Laserbeaks.
🔗 18:41
Axiom4thewin: Hello Cameron. I have returned...
🔗 18:41
LambMower: Harmony makes it breathable by becoming more alien, Purity terraforms it to be more earth-like and Supremacy just deals with it by being cyborgs
🔗 18:41
GDwarf: laserbeaks_fury: I think you'll have a hard time finding a better species. :P
🔗 18:42
some_call_me_tim: The salt must flooooow
🔗 18:42
Akaiatana: I think we need to add eyes to all colons. That said, colons can by eyes already : )
🔗 18:42
tyloncorp: o.o
🔗 18:42
tyloncorp: that robot was all RAWWWWR
🔗 18:42
Derpoet: Supremacy sounds... metal
🔗 18:42
CaptainSpam: Man, lots of Moonbase discussion going on.
🔗 18:42
Castlewise: man, you should get some of those guys
🔗 18:42
QuarterNote_: i hear beej and paul planning
🔗 18:42
Aenir798: Very swiftly tilting it seems
🔗 18:42
Shocksplicer: Gdwarf: Ocelots. Ocelots are a better species. Let's propogate them!
🔗 18:42
NexVesica: I'm intrigued by the Beej and Paul plotting
🔗 18:42
deadcrystal: maybe rush planet-crackers?
🔗 18:42
Omega_Lairon: Someone has walkie talkies out there. I want one
🔗 18:42
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: And they have two way walkies this year.
🔗 18:42
SachielOne: Cam, we can hear the conversation going on in the next room. Clearly.
🔗 18:42
the_lone_bard: I'm happy to hear Beej is still in the moonbase, and Graham didn't tie him up in the basement for leaking things to chat.
🔗 18:42
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: two way walkies is redundant, isn't it.
🔗 18:42
AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. LRR-that-isn't-Cam: We can hear you!
🔗 18:42
amythist: I think they are doing some sort of filming tonight
🔗 18:43
Castlewise: #LRRCON2
🔗 18:43
Kamuraki: I suppose one way of getting around the atmosphere issue is genetic engineering humanity to be able to breathe different atmospheres
🔗 18:43
QuarterNote_: they had 2 way walkies last year
🔗 18:43
CaptainSpam: Is there some kind of upgrade they're getting that makes them straight invulnerable?
🔗 18:43
Shocksplicer: Omega_lairon: They'll be for DB.
🔗 18:43
CoyoteSans: Must've taken all the Healing perks.
🔗 18:43
Havtorn_Epsilon: Cam, what's ARCs current affinity? Either they're way ahead of us or there's some major cheats going on.
🔗 18:43
squaredotcube: Check the orbital layer?
🔗 18:43
Ladyjessica: level up?
🔗 18:43
Lightspeeddash: Beej leaked something?
🔗 18:43
LambMower: The_lone_bard, Actually they're torturing him right now in the basement, they're just being loud
🔗 18:43
ArtofDaDress: So....who's winning...?
🔗 18:43
CoyoteSans: ARC is Supremacy, it looks like.
🔗 18:43
TrakoGamer: Cammander, that was a veterancy
🔗 18:43
NexVesica: Beej is constantly leaking
🔗 18:43
Axiom4thewin: Cam, shhh...we are trying to ease-drop on the background convo
🔗 18:43
Lord_Rakdos: does purity have nukes that seems like a thing they would have
🔗 18:43
Thisbymaster: you are not inspiring me to play this game more
🔗 18:43
GDwarf: kamuraki: Unlikely. Humans are so incredibly Oxygen-based, as is all complex life we know about.
🔗 18:43
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: The ARC is generally a bag of dicks.
🔗 18:43
the_lone_bard: I like the background moonbase talk, we can't actually hear anything but occasionally we get 1 or 2 words that are just hilarioud.
🔗 18:43
the_lone_bard: *Hilarous
🔗 18:44
QuarterNote_: pave time?
🔗 18:44
Shocksplicer: Lightspeeddash: He told his chat yesterday that DB was going to be in a new location. He didn't realise that hadn't been announced.
🔗 18:44
LambMower: lightspeeddash, Beej leaked that Desert Bus wasn't going to be in the moonbase during his stream
🔗 18:44
Omega_Lairon: Burrow in and get defensive. Have ARC waste their units attacking you until you get bigger, tougher toops or they agree to peace
🔗 18:44
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @The_lone_bard like Kathleen saying "I know they work for free, but..."
🔗 18:44
Kamuraki: Good point, GD. You wouldn't be able to adjust our biology too much
🔗 18:44
GDwarf: the_lone_bard: No, "hilarioud" works. I assume it means "hilarious" and "loud". :B
🔗 18:44
Abcxyq: Lambmower, shhhhh. That never happened.
🔗 18:44
Noxenluxe: Soooooo, is it too late to deep strike with orbital lasers and send them back to the dark ages?
🔗 18:44
Lightspeeddash: !shhh
🔗 18:44
LRRbot: SHHH! Adam please be quiet we are trying to film out here.
🔗 18:44
Akaiatana: @Lambmower DB facebook actually have pictures of the new location
🔗 18:44
deadcrystal: yeah dig in and rush mega nukes seems to be the way to go
🔗 18:44
Carbonylcookie: Engineering humans is the least efficient way
🔗 18:44
LambMower: Akaiatana, I know
🔗 18:44
CoyoteSans: There are no nukes in this game.
🔗 18:45
Angnor33: There are no leaks. Everything is always the same as it always as and is.
🔗 18:45
TheAmazingHobo: I am still baffled why Purity hands its troops what looks like Roman Standards.
🔗 18:45
LambMower: It was announced a day after Beej's leak
🔗 18:45
Castlewise: Its on the main page, actually deserbus.org
🔗 18:45
deadcrystal: massive orbital doom lasers then
🔗 18:45
Carbonylcookie: Building places to live in adverse environments is how humans became dominant on this planet, it would be the most effective for others as well
🔗 18:45
Derpoet: One thing I've learned from Civ is that the stalwart defenders rarely make great victors
🔗 18:45
CaffeinatedLemur: Cam, full healing is the AI using its units vetrancy to heal
🔗 18:45
Laserbeaks_Fury: They had to move DB, or else Adam would eat his own feet off not being able to stream. :-)
🔗 18:45
squaredotcube: It's got to be something in the orbital layer
🔗 18:45
Shocksplicer: Somehow I doubt that Cameron will continue streaming BE for long.
🔗 18:45
QuarterNote_: Laserbeaks_Fury, he still cant stream
🔗 18:46
Nirvana___: Shocksplicer: Than you don't know Cameron very well :)
🔗 18:46
CaptainSpam: "Hey, best of luck in your current war! Getting stomped by a cheating AI, huh? So, what do you want to discuss?"
🔗 18:46
the_lone_bard: Cam, don't ask them to go to war, ask them for an alliance and they automatically do a war on whoever you're doing a war on.
🔗 18:46
LambMower: Adam won't stream during DB, there won't be any streaming office left during the event
🔗 18:46
QuarterNote_: they need that equipment
🔗 18:46
Ladyjessica: !uptime
🔗 18:46
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:44
🔗 18:46
LambMower: Well he'll stream, but not from the office
🔗 18:46
Shocksplicer: Nirvana___: Fair point. :P
🔗 18:46
LambMower: Actually who knows if he'll stream, he might take the week off because DB
🔗 18:46
AdmiralMemo: They're taking all the streaming equipment to the BoonMace
🔗 18:46
LambMower: LEM!
🔗 18:46
Havtorn_Epsilon: Cam, if you want them to fight the ARC it's generally better to do it as a business proposition. The AI often goes to war for very little, but almost never for free.
🔗 18:46
Trippzen: So what I'm hearing is that Adam is going to be streaming from home for the entirety of DesertBus.
🔗 18:46
Axiom4thewin: lol
🔗 18:46
LambMower: Yes
🔗 18:47
Axiom4thewin: Cam...maybe turn mic gain down a bit?
🔗 18:47
squaredotcube: BoonMace? Is that better than James' talking mace?
🔗 18:47
Anaerin: They didn't destroy the road, they destroyed the trade convoy
🔗 18:47
LambMower: Or, close the door
🔗 18:47
Lightspeeddash: Gib road plox
🔗 18:47
GDwarf: admiralmemo: Ah, that's that bludgeoning weapon that grants favours, right?
🔗 18:47
jadedcynic: @admiralmemo "Lunar Module" but yeah
🔗 18:47
Escherichia3: that was the right spot. There was a repair button
🔗 18:47
AdmiralMemo: jadedcynic: I like "BoonMace" too much, so that's my headcanon. :-P
🔗 18:47
AdmiralMemo: gdwarf: You got it!
🔗 18:47
CaptainSpam: Maybe the background voices are intentional to spark the rumor mill!
🔗 18:47
Axiom4thewin: awww
🔗 18:47
LambMower: Sweet almost silence
🔗 18:48
jadedcynic: Yeah, memo - apparently NO ONE else in chat has ever heard of Rev. Spooner Kappa
🔗 18:48
Lightspeeddash: now start Honeywell....oh wait its winter
🔗 18:48
Kamuraki: Is he battling aliens or other colonists? Sorry, I am new to this game, obviously
🔗 18:48
Shocksplicer: Now it's just us, Cameron, and the *** AI.
🔗 18:48
Laserbeaks_Fury: As long as the BoonMace doesn't get animated and speak with Kathleens voice.
🔗 18:48
LambMower: Other colonists
🔗 18:48
GDwarf: kamuraki: Both
🔗 18:48
Castlewise: Man, ARC just has planes on mass production it seems
🔗 18:48
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 18:48
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:20
🔗 18:48
zerragonoss: boonmace sound to much like boom mace which just makes me want to make a mace that rerecords the sound of my victims in high quality.
🔗 18:48
AdmiralMemo: jadedcynic: Of course. :-D
🔗 18:48
LambMower: There are also aliens, but they are mostly peaceful unless you *** with their ***
🔗 18:48
jadedcynic: Hang on...how elaborate is Honeywell - could she pump out HEAT? Some units do, they also act as a space heater...
🔗 18:49
Axiom4thewin: Cam, you seem distracted. Did you have a bad day?
🔗 18:49
Kamuraki: If they have acid for blood, just find another planet
🔗 18:49
AdmiralMemo: zerragonoss: Either that or a mace that explodes when it hits something
🔗 18:49
Trippzen: Zerragonoss It's actually just a microphone with spikes on it.
🔗 18:49
GDwarf: jadedcynic: Well, technically *all* A/C units pump out heat, they just pump it outside. So turn Honeywell around...
🔗 18:49
TrakoGamer: Intercepts work if you don't perform actions for that turn
🔗 18:49
AdmiralMemo: trippzen: Wouldn't that be a spikerophone?
🔗 18:49
Laserbeaks_Fury: It actually just a mace made entirely of baboon asses
🔗 18:50
Lord_Rakdos: can you check the orbital layer for satellites doing weird stuff
🔗 18:50
jadedcynic: @gdwarf, I mean not have *any* cold output, sidesteps the freon, etc.
🔗 18:50
Kamuraki: A french colony? Well the food will be nice
🔗 18:50
GDwarf: jadedcynic: Well, technically *no* A/C units have cold output... :P
🔗 18:50
Xveers: Orbital Support
🔗 18:50
jadedcynic: I imagine what you mention is part of it - redirect the waste heat...
🔗 18:50
TheAmazingHobo: Man I am really forward to the first batch of DLC for this game. I find the current factions to be somewhat dull.
🔗 18:51
Xveers: in the lower middle left of the tech tree... Second or third ring of techs from the start
🔗 18:51
Ladyjessica: I kind of hate how hard it is to find things on the research screen, but at least the search is good.
🔗 18:51
Castlewise: Jadedcynic maybe you are thinking dehumidifier? You can run an ac backwards to get heat (thats what "heat pumps" do, but I dont know of window ones that have coils in them
🔗 18:51
Laserbeaks_Fury: How many factions are there?
🔗 18:51
Ladyjessica: 8
🔗 18:51
Laserbeaks_Fury: That seems small compared to civ5?
🔗 18:51
TheAmazingHobo: Nothing announced yet, but it seems a reasonable assumption.
🔗 18:52
Shocksplicer: What's so funny Alex? Share the joke!
🔗 18:52
TrakoGamer: Cam, you have to move the unit off the tile
🔗 18:52
the_lone_bard: Cam, Magrails are like train tracks in civ5.
🔗 18:52
Anaerin: You upgraded to magrail, so no, roads aren't a thing anymore.
🔗 18:53
TheAmazingHobo: Wait seriously ? Once you got magrails you HAVE to build them ? Aren´t they more expensive and stuff ?
🔗 18:53
deadcrystal: you only need 3 supremacy to make them cosr zero maintenance
🔗 18:54
CoyoteSans: Well, we're Purity, soooo...
🔗 18:54
Castlewise: the might culture tree must be filled with all sorts of goodies
🔗 18:54
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: aaand there's my 10 pm internet blip.
🔗 18:54
CoyoteSans: And we're Knowledge major with Properity minor, so again...
🔗 18:55
Carbonylcookie: You know, the real challenge with long term space travel is that embryos won't form properly in zero G. So we'd never be able to make it to the various habitable planets unless we really do invent cryosleep.
🔗 18:55
Kamuraki: Or FTL travel
🔗 18:55
Shocksplicer: Carbonylcookie: Or artificial Gravity.
🔗 18:55
jadedcynic: @Carbonylcookie or work out some form of artificial gr...aw poop
🔗 18:55
Akaiatana: @Shocksplicer beat me to it too :P
🔗 18:55
Anaerin: So, rotating hull.
🔗 18:55
Omega_Lairon: Or advanced zero G boning techniques... like Space Kama Sutra or something
🔗 18:55
Shocksplicer: Sorry guys. :P
🔗 18:56
deadcrystal: maybe ARCs big advantage is that Markov wonder?
🔗 18:56
zerragonoss: you dont even need to invent artificial gravity you just need a baby making centrifuge.
🔗 18:56
Castlewise: FTL is impossible. There is a theorem, the EPR paradox, which says that if you can even transmit information faster than light then it breaks causality
🔗 18:56
Bawkbawkboo1: Carbonylcookie Could embryos from earth be frozen and fertilized on landing, and grown artificially?
🔗 18:56
Havtorn_Epsilon: For taking back Prosperité I suggest making some more Destroyers too. 36 ranged attack that can move and fire = yum yum
🔗 18:56
Havtorn_Epsilon: Oh, you did already. :D
🔗 18:56
Shocksplicer: Holy *** I never knew I wanted to hear the words "baby making centrifuge" until just now...
🔗 18:57
Zh1199: power
🔗 18:57
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I think if you accelerate at 1g, you get to light speed in about a year. If I remember my calculations correctly.
🔗 18:57
jadedcynic: why are we *drifting* while crossing deep space? :D
🔗 18:57
Omega_Lairon: "You spin me right round baby right round..."
🔗 18:57
Anaerin: And then, at the apogee of your trip, you turn 180 degrees and decelerate at 1g.
🔗 18:57
CoyoteSans: Deadcrystal ARC spec'd themselves for war, we spec'd for culture and research, that's what's going on here.
🔗 18:57
TheAmazingHobo: Constant acceleration, followed by turning the ship around, followed by constant deceleration seems a bit more "doable" than artificial gravity, yes.
🔗 18:57
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can't move faster than light, the universe can't render that fast and will crash
🔗 18:57
Carbonylcookie: Bawkbawkboo1, I really don't know if they'd survive the freezing without chromosome damage, but the problem is the crew surviving the journey .
🔗 18:57
Castlewise: Yeah, I think energy is the big issue for long term space travel. Power for food, water, recycling, gravity, engines. Lots and lots of power. Not to mention the fact that nobody has figured out how to make an effective engine that didn't require you to carry loads of fuel
🔗 18:57
Xveers: the problem with EM thrusters at the moment is that while they're very efficient, they consume a fair amount of power and don't have a good thrust/weight ratio
🔗 18:58
BonSequitur: Are we still trying to conquer that one city
🔗 18:58
Anaerin: laserbeaks_fury: Oh, it's chunk errors! Well, that explains that, then!
🔗 18:58
Anaerin: bonsequitur: Re-take. It was ours to start with.
🔗 18:58
Bawkbawkboo1: If you got the technology I'm talking about you wouldn't necessarily need a crew
🔗 18:58
jadedcynic: bonsequitur - of course :/
🔗 18:58
CoyoteSans: Bonsequitur No, we're trying to RECAPTURE that one city. Big difference.
🔗 18:58
Sun_Singer: not conquer, reclaim.
🔗 18:59
Carbonylcookie: You need someone to take care of babies, they are bad at surviving and growing into healthy humans alone.
🔗 18:59
jadedcynic: @Bawkbawkboo1 crew....passengers, semantics
🔗 18:59
BonSequitur: Yeah, isn't it trivially easy to carry enough nuclear fuel to last for hundreds of years anyway, even with a boring old fission reactor?
🔗 18:59
esperchld: Wouldn't you be able to use something like a thorium reactor, and look for more thorium along the way?
🔗 18:59
BonSequitur: Isn't the fuel autonomy on a nuclear submarine "indefinite" already?
🔗 18:59
Castlewise: Getting something massigve to anything close to light speed requires lots and lots of power
🔗 18:59
Thisbymaster: Is Thor in the background?
🔗 18:59
Xveers: Disposing of waste heat is a real challenge in space. Sure you can use a full-up closed cycle nuclear reactor, but you're having to dump a LOT of waste heat
🔗 18:59
esperchld: BonSequitur, no it isn't
🔗 18:59
CoyoteSans: Thor, god of thunder ,is in the Moonbase!
🔗 18:59
plummeting_sloth: passengers... fuel... semantics
🔗 18:59
Castlewise: I honestly dont know the numbers, but I'm guessing your average fission reactor doesn't cut it
🔗 18:59
Carbonylcookie: But I would 100% invest in anything called a "Baby Making Centrifuge" and I am a real life serious business scientist
🔗 18:59
Ladyjessica: I wonder how much the computers cheat in beyond earth.
🔗 18:59
jadedcynic: cya whispering-Graham! :D
🔗 18:59
lordlundar: Castlewise well the fuel issue for propulsion is negligible. Once you have your ship's path set you essentially coast to your destination. The old saying "Once you're in orbit you're halfway to anywhere still applies.
🔗 19:00
SnowmanCA: well it is more in the decades, with the main limit is food for the crew
🔗 19:00
Kamuraki: Well, on the upside, and I'm not saying we'll last this long, but we do have about a billion years left until the sun is too hot to support life on Earth for us to figure out interstellar travel
🔗 19:00
Diamondmx: What do the lightning blot and skull represent on your twitch frame?
🔗 19:00
QuarterNote_: !storm
🔗 19:00
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 2
🔗 19:00
TheAmazingHobo: Lightning is todays subs, skull is number of time we gon´ dead.
🔗 19:00
QuarterNote_: !deathcount
🔗 19:00
LRRbot: 0 deaths for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
🔗 19:00
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: I would love to have more useful orbital stuff in BE.
🔗 19:00
Diamondmx: Thanks guys
🔗 19:01
jadedcynic: @Lordlundar you've ignored the first half of the conversation - if you drift, you don't simulate any gravity, and then a 'generation ship' dies off, since embryos cannot form properly in zero-G
🔗 19:01
esperchld: Xveers, they are working on reactors that operate at about 300 degrees C and lowish pressure, well compared to our current solid fuel reactors
🔗 19:01
Castlewise: Lordlundar You still have to accellerate and decelerate, right? And because of the rocket equation the more fuel you need to accelerate, the more fuel you have to carry which means you need even more to accelerate.
🔗 19:01
zerragonoss: The orbit stuff is actully very good it just all to pushed back to the late game
🔗 19:01
BonSequitur: @Jadedcynic What about rotational gravity, though?
🔗 19:01
BonSequitur: Or as someone put it, the baby-making centrifuge.
🔗 19:01
TheAmazingHobo: Man this conversation reminds me that I still need to finish The Expanse Series.
🔗 19:01
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Zerragonoss i guess that's what I mean, all-game useful stuff.
🔗 19:02
Xveers: Esperchld : The problem is not how hot or cold the reactor runs, it's how much actual thermal energy it pumps out
🔗 19:02
lordlundar: jadedcynic no, I didn't "ignore it", I addressed the fuel part of the discussion.
🔗 19:02
zerragonoss: on that note I would recommend getting orbital lasers they will make you feel better and are only one tech away
🔗 19:02
jadedcynic: @Bonsequitur I was bringing that up, but cam trumped us with "but why wouldn't you just spend the entire trip thrusting/braking at 1-g anyway?"
🔗 19:02
mtvcdm: There. Finally got around to putting together an XCam soldier and throwing him in the recruitment line.
🔗 19:02
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Sir, we're getting serious tearing issues when entities are traveling around 300 million m/s." God: "Hmm, okay, just add a limit at that speed that takes infinite energy to reach, problem solved."
🔗 19:02
Carbonylcookie: I mean, you'd have to leave either your baby-tank or an actual real-life female-bodied human into a centrifuge that simulates earth gravity for like, the entire gestation time.
🔗 19:02
Castlewise: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Valkyrie that describes a ship which would use antimatter (something we can't really make en masse) as fuel and it would still require 50 tonnes of the stuff
🔗 19:02
jadedcynic: @Laserbeaks_fury I kinda like that...oddly
🔗 19:02
Bawkbawkboo1: I wanted to clarify on my insane and impractical plan: I meant the ships could be sent with embryos but no "living" humans on it, then activate the embryos maybe 18 years before it reaches the star system
🔗 19:02
Xveers: building a radiator that can both do its job efficiently and be solid enough to sustain accelleration is a bit tricky
🔗 19:03
Ladyjessica: tactical robotics
🔗 19:03
QuarterNote_: hey it finally died
🔗 19:03
Ylegm: did we, did we win?
🔗 19:03
Omega_Lairon: It's the end of an era... I fully expect that unit to last all the way into endgame
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Omega_Lairon: ^ expectED
🔗 19:04
Carbonylcookie: Yeah but have you seen the studies on what happens when primates grow up without soft loving caretakers? THEY ARE SO *** UP.
🔗 19:04
TheAmazingHobo: Yeah, currently it is a barren design space.
🔗 19:04
BonSequitur: The orbital overlay's importance varies *dramatically* depending on your strategy, actually
🔗 19:04
Bawkbawkboo1: fair point
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zerragonoss: Also if you did not know cam all the quests with the three factions symbols give you purity on completion.
🔗 19:04
TheAmazingHobo: Well maybe not barren but severly underutilized.
🔗 19:04
BonSequitur: If you have the right start point you can go for a strategy of rushing and spamming weather controllers.
🔗 19:04
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Wow, I _just_ found how to locate the specialists in the city screen. What crap garbage.
🔗 19:04
Laserbeaks_Fury: So are these more Sandworms, or Thresher Maws
🔗 19:05
BonSequitur: I think the main problem though is that it's kind of pointless to use the various death sats as offensive weapons because cities can shoot them down too easily.
🔗 19:05
GDwarf: laserbeaks_fury: Yes
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zerragonoss: cities need a building to do so, form that range I am guess they have the wonder that makes them insane at it
🔗 19:05
TheAmazingHobo: Sirdigbychickenseizure: Care to share, because I sure as f*** haven´t figured that out yet.
🔗 19:05
Carbonylcookie: Like, even a fluffy blanket on a wire frame does something, but that monkey exoeriment where they raised them without mothers ended with depressed, anxious, self-harming little monkey babies
🔗 19:05
Ladyjessica: specialists are in the view buildings screen
🔗 19:05
SuitablyEpic: @laserbeaks_fury worldspine wurm
🔗 19:05
Ladyjessica: just found it today
🔗 19:05
Nkotadia19: Hey guys
🔗 19:05
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Theamazinghobo in the city screen, bottom left, show buildings. Then you have to actually click on the dot for the specific buildings. That come up in giant *** menus for some reason
🔗 19:06
lordlundar: Castlewise That's the thing of orbital mechanics. You only need to accelerate to a point where you're overcoming the planetary gravity well to go into the solar gravity well. The further you're out from the well when you start, the less you need. The amount of fuel used to get the rovers to Mars is not that much more than to get the original probes to the Moon. It's all a matter of time and timing.
🔗 19:06
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: It is stupid and dumb
🔗 19:06
Kamuraki: So, on more local space exploration related issues, think we'll make it back to the moon or Mars in the next 60 years. I'm kinda bummed I wasn't around for the early days of NASA
🔗 19:06
TheAmazingHobo: Sirdigbychickenseizure: That seems like a reasonable and well thought out idea that is really dumb.
🔗 19:06
Havtorn_Epsilon: I've only ever used the Orbital Lasers defensively. Whenvever I've seen that I've been about to lose a city I launch an orbital laser above it and reconquer it a turn later with whatever trooper I have lying around. :)
🔗 19:07
Carbonylcookie: Also, do you really, REALLY want a civilization full of 18 year olds with poor social skills? Sounds like hell on earth.
🔗 19:07
Anaerin: lordlundar: Yeah, KSP does a remarkably good job of demonstrating applied Orbital Mechanics.
🔗 19:07
Carbonylcookie: Or Zepton, whatever planet
🔗 19:07
Ladyjessica: feels like they tried to fix a problem with civ 5 buildings being in the way but forgot that specialists were in the buildings so they get autohidden
🔗 19:07
jadedcynic: I think the only reason we'd go back to Luna would be to get extra-planetary resources; Mars? *crosses fingers*
🔗 19:07
TheAmazingHobo: Yay, its "Free-Technology"-christmas! The happiest time of the year.
🔗 19:07
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Why can't they just have the little specialist icons that you can click like Civ...4 I want to say?
🔗 19:07
holidayMD: something expensive
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Castlewise: Lordlundar True, yeah, but it takes forever to get to mars that way. I mean, you are right in that Voyager didn't use that much fuel, but it would take like 30,000 years for voyager to get to Andromeda
🔗 19:07
Carbonylcookie: If anyone is willing to fund science and space exploration rather than line pockets, certainly.
🔗 19:07
BonSequitur: Get Mobile Lev, you could use the extra Purity right away.
🔗 19:08
Omega_Lairon: Astrodynamics?
🔗 19:08
Solomon_Kain: Civil Support?
🔗 19:08
Del_93: :>
🔗 19:08
mtvcdm: Make it back? I think someone will. But it took hundreds of years to get ships to the point where you could sail long distance on them and expect that everyone would survive the trip. It may be hundreds of years before we have the same thing with ships. Maybe longer.
🔗 19:08
QuarterNote_: mobile lev for purity?
🔗 19:08
mtvcdm: Spaceships, that is.
🔗 19:08
lordlundar: Anaerin I' like a lot of people, learned more about orbital mechanics from KSP than I ever did in school. :D
🔗 19:08
Sun_Singer: contact victory
🔗 19:08
Castlewise: See, if you can get enough fuel and go fast enough you can take advantage of the time dialation so that the people on the ship only feel like they are travelling for a few weeks or so
🔗 19:08
Berekhalf: We should all just colonize that one planet. The one next to mars, I think it's the third from the sun.
🔗 19:08
Castlewise: but, again, crazy amounts of power
🔗 19:08
OmnyKrony: Planet Carver!!
🔗 19:08
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: LEV it up.
🔗 19:08
OmnyKrony: Haha
🔗 19:08
BonSequitur: Or you could even get Civil Support. Holomatrixes can really help you spam Culture.
🔗 19:08
mtvcdm: There's a book I picked up that talks about that called Round About The Earth. Highly recommend it.
🔗 19:08
All_Mankind: i'm paraphrasing Grant Morrison here but i think space travel as we're doing it now is a lot like a fish traveling on land in an iron lung
🔗 19:08
Laserbeaks_Fury: Anything we send towards another star system is likely to get lapped by the next gen propulsion systems
🔗 19:08
Anaerin: lordlundar: Randall Munroe learned more about Orbital Mechanics from KSP than from his entire career, which included a stint working at NASA.
🔗 19:09
Lord_Rakdos: good qoute
🔗 19:09
Castlewise: does that guy have 4 arms now?
🔗 19:09
TheAmazingHobo: I am sure that cloak on our Battlesuit serves a totally necessary tactical function.
🔗 19:09
Castlewise: because I saw two rifles
🔗 19:09
Kamuraki: I think you mean Venus, Berekhalf, and the surface temperature is 900 degrees.
🔗 19:09
Omega_Lairon: Prime battlesuit might be worth looking into if you don't mind going on a little affinity side-track
🔗 19:09
Haberdashed: Hi there Cam
🔗 19:09
plummeting_sloth: for a second, I thought that unit was a Battlebutt
🔗 19:09
Haberdashed: I'm loving the name of the stream
🔗 19:09
grgriffin3: That tactical function: Badassitude.
🔗 19:09
Zh1199: TWO GUNS ARE BETTER THAN
🔗 19:09
Haberdashed: Are we really doing that poorly?
🔗 19:09
TheAmazingHobo: Grgriffin3: Fair enough.
🔗 19:10
Ladyjessica: and a prime detour gets you free roads
🔗 19:10
Berekhalf: No no Kamuraki, the third planet. it's kind've blue.
🔗 19:10
tyloncorp: Dang it arc leave the worm alone.
🔗 19:10
Anaerin: theamazinghobo: It's made of woven carbon nanotubes, and acts as a passive heatsink.
🔗 19:10
Kamuraki: Oh, you're being like that. I see
🔗 19:10
Carbonylcookie: We're not very good at taking care of that one, though, Berekhalf
🔗 19:10
BonSequitur: I like how they justify the Aegis in the Civilopedia in this game; they say that there's a psychological effect that makes soldiers fight better next to two-legged weapons platforms, compared to traditional tanks and such. So that's how you justify mecha.
🔗 19:10
Anaerin: theamazinghobo: At least, that's my headcanon.
🔗 19:10
sordcooper: at this point, you'd think the sand worm would just attack them back
🔗 19:10
TheAmazingHobo: Anaerin: So what you are saying is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"
🔗 19:10
Bawkbawkboo1: I'd appreciate if we could maybe stop destroying this planet before we colonize others
🔗 19:10
mtvcdm: "What's ours is yours, for a price" is getting mighty old to hear.
🔗 19:10
Shocksplicer: Why the hell could they not record more than one bloody soundbyte for each person??
🔗 19:10
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Content to go open borders until Hutama plunks a city down in the middle of your stuff.
🔗 19:10
Anaerin: theamazinghobo: Pretty much. :)
🔗 19:10
Berekhalf: ah, yeah I suppose you're right Carbonylcookie.
🔗 19:11
shadowmaster132: bawkbaekboo1, it'd be nice
🔗 19:11
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Shocksplicer I would have rather they didn't bother at all.
🔗 19:11
mtvcdm: This is getting into the realm of Welcome To Corneria!
🔗 19:11
QuarterNote_: cameron what is your opinion of the affinity system?
🔗 19:11
Shocksplicer: @Sirdigbychickenseizure True that.
🔗 19:11
Anaerin: theamazinghobo: Alternatively, to borrow from the Aliens who turned Mars and Neptune into huge spaceships in Invader Zim: "Because it's cool"
🔗 19:11
lordlundar: BonSequitur Nah, that's justifying the CONCEPT of mecha, not mecha in of itself. That takes a whole lot of different justification. :P
🔗 19:12
All_Mankind: if your house is on fire, do you stay to put it right or start looking for a new one?
🔗 19:12
Carbonylcookie: Depends on HOW MUCH fire
🔗 19:12
jadedcynic: @all_mankind depends on the damage...
🔗 19:12
Kamuraki: lol
🔗 19:12
zerragonoss: Ya planes are kind crap till you get nodes going next to your cities to heal them every turn
🔗 19:12
CoyoteSans: Good move, AI. That sea offensive would've worked perfectly, if your enemy didn't have naval units on your shores.
🔗 19:12
TheAmazingHobo: "And our new Battlesuits will have the fluffiest, warmest, most impressively looking capes that any weapon plattform has ever had!"
🔗 19:12
Laserbeaks_Fury: I call the cops because you're clearly an arsonist and need to be incarcerated
🔗 19:12
GDwarf: Cam wants to see us in shorts?
🔗 19:12
Anaerin: "In short order", Cam?
🔗 19:12
Angnor33: Yay for winning!
🔗 19:13
Durugai: Ad into win, sounds like a strong play
🔗 19:13
plummeting_sloth: ah, he's off to take his Win supplement. A Capital idea
🔗 19:13
shadowmaster132: If your stove lights up do you put it out or abandon the house and look for a new one? Because right now the planet can still be fixed.
🔗 19:13
Shocksplicer: *Puts on shorts*
🔗 19:13
Carbonylcookie: Hi, I like shorts! There comfy and easy to wear!
🔗 19:13
AdmiralMemo: See us in shorts? I think I only have 1 pair
🔗 19:13
Havtorn_Epsilon: Ok, chat y'all heard Cam, Short up.
🔗 19:13
lordlundar: Speaking of Mecha, This game looks sweet so far. http://store.steampowered.com/app/257030
🔗 19:13
Shocksplicer: I actually hate shorts. It's summer where I am and I still wear jeans every day.
🔗 19:13
Laserbeaks_Fury: A hate shoes
🔗 19:13
Anaerin: havtorn_epsilon: But it's like -3c out there!
🔗 19:14
Omega_Lairon: "I hate shorts, they're uncomfortable and hard to wear"?
🔗 19:14
Carbonylcookie: The problem is that essentially our population will outgrow the planet, no matter how well we take care of it.
🔗 19:14
Kamuraki: Well, I've honestly enjoyed the science discussions everyone. But unfortunately, I really need to take a nap before I go work the night shift
🔗 19:14
Untouchablenight: wow still this *** ad? Bye
🔗 19:14
All_Mankind: i imagine the planet can be fixed better if a lot of people get off it
🔗 19:14
TheAmazingHobo: I personally hate shorts because the show more of my body than absolutely necessary.
🔗 19:14
All_Mankind: Wall-E style
🔗 19:14
Carbonylcookie: Have a lovely nap!
🔗 19:14
sordcooper: "post apocalyptic world" and yet a segnifigant portion of the screen shots show a neon-Tokyo style city...
🔗 19:14
CrazyMax46: I never wear shorts. I hate shorts so much that I literally moved from CA to the PNW to not deal with hot weather.
🔗 19:14
deadcrystal: skirts superior to shorts
🔗 19:15
TheAmazingHobo: Skirts are strong in the summer meta.
🔗 19:15
Carbonylcookie: I have only recently come to like wearing shorts.
🔗 19:15
mtvcdm: I take it at least one of you saw that study saying we could kill off 20% of the population over a five year period and still be at 8.5 billion by the end of the century. (A proportional event to the two world wars.)
🔗 19:15
Omega_Lairon: I don't have the thighs to properly rock the skirt. Also, a weiner
🔗 19:15
deadcrystal: I really should wear my skirts more often :/
🔗 19:15
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wall-E was a masochist who exiled humanity from Eden and condemned them to a life of hardship.
🔗 19:15
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Yup, these are definitely CoD players in this CoD ad. They aren't swearing quite enough though
🔗 19:15
lordlundar: Omega_Lairon the scots don't have that issue. :)
🔗 19:15
Carbonylcookie: Doesn't matter what genitals you have, you can rock a skirt
🔗 19:16
ShadeofHades: Here's a quick question... How good is mono-blue in Khans draft?
🔗 19:16
jadedcynic: hmmm, Project Nimbus seems interesting in a 'flying bipedal robot" sort of way
🔗 19:16
TheAmazingHobo: Shadeofhades: Horrid ?
🔗 19:16
atSylenc: Skirts have the right combination of warmth and ventilation
🔗 19:16
All_Mankind: well, the ship captain maybe, it was his decision to take everyone back to earth
🔗 19:16
deadcrystal: should get a proper goth skirt though maybe...
🔗 19:16
Carbonylcookie: And swishy-ness!
🔗 19:16
CrazyMax46: I don't think Monocolor in Khans is viable.
🔗 19:16
TheAmazingHobo: Say the guy with "crazy" in his name.
🔗 19:17
TheAmazingHobo: So if he´s telling you that it´s a bad idea, you better listen.
🔗 19:17
Carbonylcookie: The swish-factor is important in skirts, it's the funnest part of wearing them
🔗 19:17
Havtorn_Epsilon: ShadesofHades: Much more trouble than it's worth
🔗 19:17
lordlundar: jadedcynic It looks to me like a cross between Macross and ZoE, so I'm definitely interested in it.
🔗 19:17
shadowmaster132: The swishy is the best part of skirts - and dresses
🔗 19:17
ShadeofHades: Theamazinghobo I hope not. I just went " lrrEFF it" and we'll see how we go. Waiting for first round
🔗 19:17
Omega_Lairon: Oh yay! Imminent victory!
🔗 19:17
TrakoGamer: welcome back, Cammander
🔗 19:17
atSylenc: True. If it doesn't twirl, it's not a proper skirt
🔗 19:17
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: ooh, ice bock, neat.
🔗 19:17
QuarterNote_: ohhhhhhh eisenbock
🔗 19:17
CrazyMax46: You can do it but you limit yourself. The set to me just seems like it's meant to be drafted two and three color decks.
🔗 19:18
jadedcynic: Call me a hypocrite, but I feel that a bipedal mecha isn't the best form factor for atmospheric flight Kappa
🔗 19:18
All_Mankind: woo local production
🔗 19:18
Carbonylcookie: I mean, pencil skirts are a thing, but I'm not going to have much fun wearing them
🔗 19:18
tyloncorp: NOOO WORM FRIEND
🔗 19:18
TheAmazingHobo: The Great Cammander: Determination, Perseverance, Beer.
🔗 19:18
tyloncorp: =(
🔗 19:18
QuarterNote_: i wish I could get more eisenbocks
🔗 19:18
ShadeofHades: Crazymax46: Probably should, but I saw Thousand winds, then a Scion in pack 2
🔗 19:18
Johnkirkpatrick: I myself am enjoying a Piraat Belgian beer with in bottle refermentation
🔗 19:18
atSylenc: Pencil skirts have all the drawbacks and none of the benefits.
🔗 19:18
SketchyDetails: If alex drank, he could have an Ice Bawk
🔗 19:18
sordcooper: you are a hypocrite jadedcynic, though you are correct
🔗 19:19
lordlundar: jadedcynic rule of cool takes precedence. FuzzyOtterOO
🔗 19:19
QuarterNote_: and i am drinking 50% irish cream 50% more shiskey
🔗 19:19
Omega_Lairon: Brb - ordering various regional beers online
🔗 19:19
QuarterNote_: *whiskey
🔗 19:19
Carbonylcookie: I am drinking caprisun, because I am an adult and I get to decide what that means
🔗 19:19
lordlundar: Sketchydetails I thought he had one on the Ice bucket challenge. :P
🔗 19:19
TheAmazingHobo: Are you sure it´s just 50% shiskey ?
🔗 19:19
FinAzvandi: ease up Quarternote_ you're typing drunk!
🔗 19:19
QuarterNote_: does australia even have craft beer Omega_Lairon
🔗 19:20
Johnkirkpatrick: enough of them and it gets called shishkey
🔗 19:20
mtvcdm: I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having. ...no, seriously, someone called abeer that once.
🔗 19:20
Ordsmed: Ah, sci-fi with Cam. Lovely^^
🔗 19:20
TheAmazingHobo: I am drinking water, because it´s generally frowned upon to teach Programming with a massive hangover.
🔗 19:20
sordcooper: shiskey; when you need to get drunk enough to make some typos
🔗 19:20
QuarterNote_: TheAmazingHobo, ballmers peak
🔗 19:20
shadowmaster132: Is anyone in chat doing NanoWriMo?
🔗 19:20
plummeting_sloth: ah... I know the game had HUGE problems, but I kind of loved the Orbital screen in Civ: Call to Power, with space cities and the ability to perform orbital drops with by-gum space marines
🔗 19:20
TheAmazingHobo: Quarternote_: Ballmer´s peak is only applicable when actually drunk. When you have hangover, it doesn´t quite work.
🔗 19:21
Omega_Lairon: QuarterNote_ I think so? Sounds like the thing we'd do, what with the drinking culture and all. Actually, we might be more of a craft wine country now that I think about it
🔗 19:21
Carbonylcookie: I'm helping a friend edit theirs when it's done, but I have no patience for writing like that myself
🔗 19:21
All_Mankind: the forum is trying to get together a AltNoWriMo cause Desert Bus ruins novermber for everyone
🔗 19:21
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I can imagine a room full of clacking keyboards would be hell with a hangover.
🔗 19:21
atSylenc: I'm doing nano, my goal is to hit 50k before the end of Desert Bus
🔗 19:21
QuarterNote_: Omega_Lairon, australia must not import to the US as much as the UK and Europe does
🔗 19:21
jadedcynic: @All_mankind yeah, saw that, and agree; US-aires have thanksgiving to distract them with as well
🔗 19:21
Hippofant: @Plummeting_sloth Call to Power was pretty f-ing cool. Imbalanced as all hell, but cooool.
🔗 19:22
shadowmaster132: We keep most of our beer here to drink in Aus
🔗 19:22
TheAmazingHobo: Laserbeaks_fury: I am not saying that I once wanted to bludgeon a colleague to death with his mechanical keyboard, but I am also NOT saying that I wanted to bludgeon him to death with his f****** mechanical keyboard
🔗 19:22
QuarterNote_: because in terms of australian beer ive seen fosters and thats it
🔗 19:22
plummeting_sloth: I still play it sometimes. I like the War Walker in terms of stupid things to waste money on in the future
🔗 19:22
mtvcdm: I don't think Fosters is actually Australian.
🔗 19:22
QuarterNote_: and fosters is terrible
🔗 19:22
jadedcynic: @Quarternote_ then you *haven't* see austrialian beer ;)
🔗 19:22
DrRyder: I thought we were talking about beer, not cat pee in a can
🔗 19:23
Dix: I've had a beer from New Zealand called The Hoppit
🔗 19:23
Dix: (it was an IPA)
🔗 19:23
jadedcynic: Fosters is what they don't hoard to themselves and export :D
🔗 19:23
plummeting_sloth: I'd criticize Fosters, but I'm drinking Steel Reserve right now, so it feels cheap
🔗 19:23
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Going to get some of this beer tomorrow: http://treehousebrew.com/on-tap/
🔗 19:23
Havtorn_Epsilon: You don't need to place the orbital laser within range. Anti-orbital strikes have 1 range, as far as I know, while the planet carver and so forth has more
🔗 19:23
Havtorn_Epsilon: Sorry if I missed something, though
🔗 19:23
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Haven't had their Good Morning or That's What She Said, but their Eureka is superb
🔗 19:23
Carbonylcookie: Oh man, I could listen to this game music for hours and days, though. It' so pretty/
🔗 19:23
plummeting_sloth: oh yeah... don't we get like Akira style orbital lasers in Purity?
🔗 19:24
mtvcdm: Fosters being Australian, I'm pretty sure, is about the same as Old El Paso being owned by a company in Minneapolis.
🔗 19:24
PattyCakes28: We need more food, gotta get some health
🔗 19:24
QuarterNote_: Dix i just had dogfish Palo Santo Marron and it was amazing
🔗 19:24
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whats NaNoWriMo?
🔗 19:24
shadowmaster132: Fosters *is* Australian, we just also think it sucks
🔗 19:24
Dix: Oh god its so good qn
🔗 19:24
OneirosGolem: National Novel Writing Month
🔗 19:24
Carbonylcookie: National Novel Writing Month
🔗 19:24
OneirosGolem: Yesss
🔗 19:24
QuarterNote_: SO MUCH WOOD DIX
🔗 19:24
TheAmazingHobo: That´s a thing ?
🔗 19:24
Havtorn_Epsilon: Plummething_Sloth: THey're not _ technically_ purity-exclusive
🔗 19:24
jadedcynic: @mtvcfm; Minneapolis? what happened to the holding company in NYC?
🔗 19:24
Evandill: Hello all
🔗 19:24
Dix: I'm gonna be drinking some beers from the Sierra Nevada Beer Camp pack this weekend
🔗 19:24
Carbonylcookie: Wood dicks is a tautology
🔗 19:25
OneirosGolem: It's a thing! I nearly tried it once. The goal is to just get people to write. Stop over-thinking and over-planning: just write.
🔗 19:25
mtvcdm: I wikied it, it says OEP is owned by General Mills right now.
🔗 19:25
plummeting_sloth: being within a few hours drive of Dogfish Head's brewhouse is pretty nice
🔗 19:25
QuarterNote_: Dix you would like Sierra Nevada
🔗 19:25
Dix: And I want to get something from Texas that the crew would like from a brewery from austin
🔗 19:25
lordlundar: jadedcynic makes you wonder about vegemite then, huh?
🔗 19:25
Dix: SHUT UP QN
🔗 19:25
OneirosGolem: One opportunity.
🔗 19:25
atSylenc: I've done NaNoWriMo for six or seven years running.
🔗 19:25
zerragonoss: ships have no survivablity look look at their str its a joke
🔗 19:25
tyloncorp: BINGO
🔗 19:25
TheAmazingHobo: Oneirosgolem: Man, I haven´t written in years.
🔗 19:25
QuarterNote_: Dix they managed to make a Barleywine hoppy
🔗 19:25
atSylenc: It's a fun way to torture one's self creatively
🔗 19:25
deadcrystal: NIIIIIICE
🔗 19:25
plummeting_sloth: GET OFF MY CITY
🔗 19:25
Dix: dem hops tho
🔗 19:25
Havtorn_Epsilon: HUZZAH! \(^O^)/
🔗 19:25
TheAmazingHobo: Okay, no, that´s wrong, I am writing extensively every single week. But that´s papers and book chapters, not novels.
🔗 19:26
jadedcynic: @Lordlundar ...no, not really *wonder*; I just lump it under the same hypothesis as Fosters and "Newfie Screech" ;)
🔗 19:26
OneirosGolem: And: there it is.
🔗 19:26
QuarterNote_: Oh Dix speaking of hops, Flying Dog Galazy IPA
🔗 19:26
QuarterNote_: *Galaxy
🔗 19:26
Dix: NJ brewery
🔗 19:26
plummeting_sloth: Mmmm... dat Flying Dog
🔗 19:26
plummeting_sloth: one of my local brewaries
🔗 19:26
jadedcynic: (that's not something *we* drink; we just foist it on the tourists Kappa )
🔗 19:26
plummeting_sloth: Love that Double Dog
🔗 19:26
OneirosGolem: Theamazinghobo: Book chapters?
🔗 19:26
plummeting_sloth: plus who doesn't like Ralph Steadmen art on their beer
🔗 19:26
QuarterNote_: Stateline needs to get the Flying Dog Cookie beers in
🔗 19:26
lordlundar: jadedcynic nah, I think vegemite is a case of "we export it so WE don't have to eat that crap." :D
🔗 19:27
QuarterNote_: I need dem cookie beers
🔗 19:27
TheAmazingHobo: Oneirosgolem: Chapters for textbooks. Not for Fun-Books.
🔗 19:27
Shocksplicer: Lordlundar No, that *** is delicious. :)
🔗 19:27
plummeting_sloth: if you ever get a chance to do the Flying dog brewery tour, Steadman did a massive mural in the entryway hall. It's pretty awesome
🔗 19:27
tyloncorp: Wait wait wait are we bolting the spacemarine ONTO the tank!?
🔗 19:27
CoyoteSans: Drive him closer, he wants to hit them with his sword?
🔗 19:27
zerragonoss: I love the every unit has an added mech suit glitch
🔗 19:27
StarFreak359: congratulations, cam. all your units get a TORSO.
🔗 19:28
QuarterNote_: Oh Dix. Check out the beer you cannot get http://flyingdogbrewery.com/landing-pages/holidaycollection/
🔗 19:28
plummeting_sloth: ah! I was just about to say the same thing Coyotesans
🔗 19:28
Shocksplicer: Free torsos for everyone!
🔗 19:28
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Cam, are you going to eradicate the ARC off the planet now?
🔗 19:28
OneirosGolem: Theamazinghobo: Well, I hope that someday one of my textbook dollars finds its way to you.
🔗 19:28
TheAmazingHobo: YOU get a torso. YOU get a torse. EVERBODY GETS A TORSO.
🔗 19:28
lordlundar: Shocksplicer I have to ask, at what point in your life did you take shrapnel to the face? NO ONE says it's good and still have their taste buds or sense of smell. :P
🔗 19:28
plummeting_sloth: I live like a 45 min drive from Flying Dog. I will totally pick things up for people if need be
🔗 19:28
🔗 19:29
Laserbeaks_Fury: Heeeeeeey, everybody. Do your tanks need torsos welded directly to them?...
🔗 19:29
CoyoteSans: Wow, that was a LOT of energy.
🔗 19:29
Evandill: So how are we doing?
🔗 19:29
OneirosGolem: 2800 cash to Not Die. Neat.
🔗 19:29
TheAmazingHobo: Oneirosgolem: Unless you are a German CS teacher/teaching student or heavily interest in obscure topics of CSE, that´s probably not gonna happen any time soon.
🔗 19:29
Carbonylcookie: I need tanks welded to my torso, I know that
🔗 19:29
Hippofant: Is Cam not using trade routes?
🔗 19:29
lordlundar: GDwarf Damn, that's a bet NTom64 won.
🔗 19:29
plummeting_sloth: oh snap, it's based on Otterbeins! Hells yeah!
🔗 19:29
Solomon_Kain: You are going to kill them after the treaty expires though right?
🔗 19:29
CoyoteSans: Well, ARC just bribed us tons for peace so... yay?
🔗 19:29
OneirosGolem: CS maybe, German not so much.
🔗 19:29
deadcrystal: Trade units got killed maybe?
🔗 19:30
QuarterNote_: plummeting_sloth, its designed to pair with otterbeins
🔗 19:30
shpelley: Hello Cameron Diaz minus the Diaz!
🔗 19:30
Laserbeaks_Fury: I remember Majoras Mask. Had to buy a memory upgrade for the 64 to play it.
🔗 19:30
Atifexe: Cam's noises of exasperation sound like mine when I find myself being barraged by Probe Teams in SMAC.
🔗 19:30
CoyoteSans: Lady, this is HILARIOUS coming from you.
🔗 19:31
OneirosGolem: Man, the memory upgrade for N64... That thing was weird, I'm glad mine just came with one of those.
🔗 19:31
tyloncorp: Lady is all robity now
🔗 19:31
plummeting_sloth: they need to do a old Knickerboxer line next, quarter note!
🔗 19:31
Carbonylcookie: She's got Ro-Bits
🔗 19:32
Evandill: Damn
🔗 19:32
QuarterNote_: too bad i cant get otterbeins in delaware
🔗 19:32
Shocksplicer: SHUT UP WOMAN!
🔗 19:32
Laserbeaks_Fury: She's a LA-D now
🔗 19:32
Evandill: Lvl 10 purity
🔗 19:32
plummeting_sloth: wow... is that how you talked to everyone when you were Supremacy
🔗 19:32
tyloncorp: MORE TORSOS
🔗 19:32
Omega_Lairon: Torsos for everyone!
🔗 19:32
atSylenc: All the Torsos!
🔗 19:32
user_with_name17: these are strange units
🔗 19:32
TrakoGamer: I'm all about dat torso
🔗 19:32
CoyoteSans: firaxis plz dun fix that glitch kthx
🔗 19:32
Shocksplicer: Robo torso is the best torso
🔗 19:32
plummeting_sloth: are these tiny ships or massive robo-torsos?
🔗 19:32
Evandill: Such bugs
🔗 19:32
Hippofant: I wish I had a torso.
🔗 19:32
Crimznking: Gundams in t-minus...
🔗 19:32
TheAmazingHobo: That torso needs a torso!
🔗 19:32
SachielOne: For the Emperor.
🔗 19:33
Carbonylcookie: Maybe they worship torsos?
🔗 19:33
mtvcdm: Too Much Gun? NEVER too much gun.
🔗 19:33
sordcooper: are your people just cramming their giant space matines in everything?
🔗 19:33
CoyoteSans: I love this quest is named "Too Much Gun"
🔗 19:33
Carbonylcookie: Torsos for the torso god!
🔗 19:33
Dreampower23: Hello Loading
🔗 19:33
Shocksplicer: Give that *** a torso. Bitches love torsos.
🔗 19:33
user_with_name17: our philosophy is to make giant robot torsos on all our war equipment, because
🔗 19:33
plummeting_sloth: Well the Engineer would suggest to add more gun
🔗 19:33
Djshire: Dear Dr Cameron, how's Alpha Centauri 2?
🔗 19:33
Elah806: Hey Cam (and any Canadians, especially BC residents, in chat), you were chatting on Twitter today about virile anti-immigration politicians and the public debate about the nation's system. As someone who's actually considering immigrating, can you explain what I'd be getting myself into? Am I still a part of the problem as a caucasian American? Is it comparable to the U.S.' immigration debates at all?
🔗 19:33
Laserbeaks_Fury: Come on down to Torgo's Torsos and Torso Accessories
🔗 19:34
CoyoteSans: Well, for one it's not SMAC 2, it's Civ 5 IN SPAAAAACE.
🔗 19:34
Guvnorium: Dat health though
🔗 19:34
Omega_Lairon: Wait wait... more torso = more vit?
🔗 19:34
Hippofant: @Elah806 Nah. We just hate refugees.
🔗 19:34
Hippofant: White Americans are coo'.
🔗 19:34
Carbonylcookie: Meat torsos= food= health?
🔗 19:34
QuarterNote_: Biosphere or alien genetics is a quick purity level
🔗 19:34
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Keep pushing Purity Cam
🔗 19:34
deadcrystal: picking up a bit of affinity supremacy would be good
🔗 19:34
Okipokute: CONSTRUCT BACON
🔗 19:34
Shocksplicer: Holy *** Hellsing Abridged Ep 5 is out.I'll be back in like 15 minutes...
🔗 19:35
CoyoteSans: yeah, easy to forget we were trying for contact at the start of this
🔗 19:35
Duwani1: You could buy it
🔗 19:35
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just Tosros all the way down. Torseption
🔗 19:35
Elah806: So it's more blatant racism than generalized xenophobia, Hippofant?
🔗 19:35
Khalahd: You have to place it, Cam
🔗 19:35
Khalahd: It's asking you what tile to place it in
🔗 19:35
Okipokute: can you construct giant robots to combat the leviathans or whatever
🔗 19:35
TheAmazingHobo: You know what could help with building the beacon ? A torso!
🔗 19:35
Escherichia3: you have to place it on a tile
🔗 19:35
Durugai: same as the emancipation gate, you have to pick a tile to build it in :)
🔗 19:36
Hippofant: @Elah806 There's... not much blatant racism in Canada, imo, other than directed towards First Nations. It's mostly "encoded" xenophobia, less against races but more against foreigners.
🔗 19:36
Crimznking: So Japan or Arizona Elah806?
🔗 19:36
Senstaku: you have to select a hex to build it on.
🔗 19:36
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mavis Beacon?
🔗 19:36
Hippofant: @Elah806 So like, "Why should refugees get better health care than honest hard-working Canadians?!"
🔗 19:36
plummeting_sloth: hey, ARG... remember when I kicked your ***? Well I do. Shut it
🔗 19:36
Elah806: Oh wow, so it actually kind of does resemble the American immigration mess in some ways.
🔗 19:37
kasawbon: Spam Manufactures on every tile in Le Coerr ... build Beacon ... win. Contact is a stupid win condition :)
🔗 19:37
holidayMD: we have a lot of energy
🔗 19:37
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cannot Build Unit: Need More Bacon
🔗 19:37
Carbonylcookie: Yumm, bacon
🔗 19:38
atSylenc: More Bacon is always required
🔗 19:38
Laserbeaks_Fury: Porkcraft
🔗 19:38
Hippofant: Ehh. Depends on if you follow the political or public opinion. It's one of those things where the Conservatives are framing the question in particular ways that cause people to say yes/no, but if you were to ask the people themselves their opinion'd be different.
🔗 19:38
Crimznking: Be(a)con
🔗 19:38
Sun_Singer: should we conquer and enslave the citizens of liberty just for the irony
🔗 19:38
TheAmazingHobo: Going through the process of immigrating to America was weirdly eye-opening. Not because it was difficult for ME (white, male, educated in a field that is in high demand), but because I got to witness the *** other demographics have to go through.
🔗 19:38
zerragonoss: The agent hq bounses are only around one percent by the way
🔗 19:38
Carbonylcookie: Build your house out of bacon! Build your soldiers out of bacon! Build your SOUL out of bacon!
🔗 19:38
Hippofant: Canadian doctors / refugee advocates recently sued the government into restoring health care for refugee applicants.
🔗 19:38
Elah806: That's fair, Hippofant
🔗 19:39
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's an entire Minecraft map made of blocks of backon
🔗 19:39
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bacon :-)
🔗 19:39
lordlundar: Elah806 An immigrant's biggest obstacles tend to be bureaucratic. Do you have a viable source of income, will you be a stain on the health care system? do you have the appropriate paperwork? Stuff like that. If you're good on that then you won't face many issues. Just leave the American politics at the border. We get enough headaches listening to it. :P
🔗 19:39
Djshire: Elah806 Hippofant No one wants a nation full of immigrants! /murica
🔗 19:39
Hippofant: Any politician who comes out explicitly against immigration gets destroyed. Like I said, it's the encoded stuff and the cherry-picked stuff where they can frame it deceptively etc,
🔗 19:39
ShadeofHades: Apparently here in Australia, a visually impaired woman is suing a large supermarket chain for inaccessibility when attempting online shopping
🔗 19:39
Omega_Lairon: Nothing/nobody going to waste. You will all be "recycled"
🔗 19:39
OneirosGolem: Immigration unfriendly policies, but never "anti-immigration", basically.
🔗 19:40
shadowmaster132: shadeofhades, really? which chain?
🔗 19:40
Hippofant: @Shadeofhades Websites can be designed to be blind-friendly, using appropriate use of alternate text.
🔗 19:40
ShadeofHades: Coles
🔗 19:40
Hippofant: Nobody does though, mind you.
🔗 19:40
Elah806: That's actually one of the big reasons I want to get out of this place LordofLundar, don't worry about it.
🔗 19:40
Bawkbawkboo1: Theamazinghobo well, it's simply a lottery among the people who are most desperate to immigrate and have gone through bureacrat hell to get to that stage. Then they wait 7 years and maybe their number comes up.
🔗 19:40
Bawkbawkboo1: It's a disaster
🔗 19:41
Laserbeaks_Fury: How long until we have the Max Headroom method of elections
🔗 19:41
TheAmazingHobo: Bawkbawkboo1: Yeah, if you have a fairly prestigious org as your sponsor, and a guaranteed source of income, and are from a nation that is already wealthy, its... a bit easier.
🔗 19:41
mtvcdm: Yeah, don't you love how we flat-out randomize who we allow into the country?
🔗 19:41
Hippofant: @Mtvcdm You mean, after letting corporations buy people in first.
🔗 19:42
Djshire: Most immigrants that come to other countries are looking for something better than their home country can offer, but often times, that immigrant can't offer anything worthwhile to the country they want to immigrate to. So they get left by the wayside, either denied immigration, or put on a long waiting list
🔗 19:42
zerragonoss: Ya the trade root or one gold it very much an idiot check type question
🔗 19:42
OneirosGolem: Might, in case of inevitable war?
🔗 19:42
Hippofant: I don't even see Cam using any trade routes at all? Am I crazy?
🔗 19:43
Hippofant: There's that trade vessel in Le Coeur, but it seems to have been there for a while now
🔗 19:43
mtvcdm: And then people wonder why so many folks just skip that whole process and jump the border wholesale if they're in dire enough straits. They don't have the time it takes to screw around with doing it legally.
🔗 19:44
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: They probably got killed during the ware
🔗 19:44
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: war.
🔗 19:44
Hippofant: There's a trade unit of some sort in capital Cam!
🔗 19:44
zerragonoss: You can just buy one in every city they are super cheep
🔗 19:44
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: That's a favorite tactic of the AI
🔗 19:44
TheAmazingHobo: I don´t think anyone "wonders" why people just jump the border (at least not anyone with a coupe of brain cells).
🔗 19:44
Evandill: Illegal is always faster
🔗 19:44
mtvcdm: It's like, you're fleeing the Mexican drug war, you don't have years and years to wait. You maybe have DAYS to get out of Mexico.
🔗 19:44
Bawkbawkboo1: If any of you want to read about how America actually deals with immigrants, read this: http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_18492754
🔗 19:45
sticks_abuser: ok
🔗 19:45
Hippofant: @Bawkbawkboo1 Am I going to hate the world after I read that link?
🔗 19:45
Carbonylcookie: Probably
🔗 19:45
SomebodyNowhere: I'm fine cam, just waiting for my food to cook
🔗 19:45
TheAmazingHobo: Hippofant: *** yes you will.
🔗 19:45
Omega_Lairon: Recovering from a nasty cold, otherwise fine. I'm just lucky I got it now so I'll be right for DB8
🔗 19:45
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wez good
🔗 19:45
SaneremTTV: I'm having a pleasant time?
🔗 19:45
TheAmazingHobo: That TVU *** is disgusting.
🔗 19:45
TheAmazingHobo: Excuse my language.
🔗 19:45
plummeting_sloth: Cameron,one of my lab students advised me to have a stiff drink once I got home, so that's what I'm doing
🔗 19:45
Evandill: Currently..decent, and hopeful.
🔗 19:46
Carbonylcookie: I've got a hand cramp from knitting too much
🔗 19:46
SomebodyNowhere: I downloaded the demo for this but I have not had the time to play it yet
🔗 19:46
Sun_Singer: It's been so long Cam forgot health is green.
🔗 19:46
deathwombat_: I just wasted an hour going into university to find out that the lecture was cancelled.
🔗 19:46
mtvcdm: I remember the time earlier this year we deported some kids to Central America and they were dead not long after returning.
🔗 19:46
Elah806: Cam, I found a bootleg of Maroon 5 covering Nine Inch Nails' "Closer" this morning. I don't think I'm going to feel anything except disoriented for the next several weeks.
🔗 19:46
plummeting_sloth: I had lovely moment at the liquor store, where I purchased on of the last bottles of Johnny Walker Green and a bottle of Steel Reserve
🔗 19:46
OmnyKrony: Cam, there's a "glitch" that if you purchase health buildings, while in the red. You won't see the effects until your back in the green... Stupid but... Yeah
🔗 19:47
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: @Omnykrony That's good to know.
🔗 19:47
OmnyKrony: So use production instead
🔗 19:47
ShadeofHades: Elah806 I am going to have to experience this now...
🔗 19:47
Zh1199: can you just buy a beacon?
🔗 19:47
Okipokute: listen to this man, buy all the bacon!
🔗 19:47
Havok4: Okay I went away for a bit to play dota. How goes the empire?
🔗 19:47
Djshire: Dr Whom?
🔗 19:47
plummeting_sloth: can't buy quest items or wonders, I don't think
🔗 19:47
nethermage: i heard dr who marathon
🔗 19:47
malcairad: so how far have we tilted today?
🔗 19:47
plummeting_sloth: !current tilt
🔗 19:47
Okipokute: bacon is truly a wonder
🔗 19:47
TheAmazingHobo: Malcairad: About 145-160 degree, I´d say.
🔗 19:48
plummeting_sloth: current tilt is 37 degrees
🔗 19:48
BlackDragonMTG: Greetings Earthlings!
🔗 19:48
TheAmazingHobo: What ? No way it´s just 37. Look at that man, he is almost completely reversed!
🔗 19:48
Carbonylcookie: Buy a bacon instead. Part of a complete space breafast
🔗 19:48
plummeting_sloth: GREETINGS TRUE BELEIVER
🔗 19:48
Havok4: So you are evicting the planet?
🔗 19:48
malcairad: so does Cam read chat?
🔗 19:48
TrakoGamer: District 9 reference XD
🔗 19:49
plummeting_sloth: See, speccing into purity gives us this power called "Eminent Domain"
🔗 19:49
QuarterNote_: woah when did we build a marker
🔗 19:49
jlamb08: Yes, the plans for your eviction have been available on Alpha Centauri for 20 years and...
🔗 19:49
Omega_Lairon: It's very... phallic looking
🔗 19:49
Havok4: Or the film contact.
🔗 19:49
QuarterNote_: are the necromorphs coming
🔗 19:49
CoyoteSans: Praise Altman.
🔗 19:49
TheAmazingHobo: Man, I love Wings of Mayonaise. Such a great movie.
🔗 19:49
holidayMD: are we saving up for something big?
🔗 19:49
Bawkbawkboo1: more like Israel/Palestine reference
🔗 19:49
jadedcynic: :)
🔗 19:49
Havok4: I don't know about the book.
🔗 19:49
SirDigbyChickenSeizure: Cam, prepare for war when you finish building that thing, it tends to make the AI salty
🔗 19:49
Happymeepotoes: Is this purity or whatever
🔗 19:49
Xveers: and you don't have to build your giant launch tower thingie right on the border
🔗 19:49
mtvcdm: We've started the 'survive this long and you win' clock?
🔗 19:50
plummeting_sloth: we send back to Earth for colonists, and they just fill this man with reptoids
🔗 19:50
zerragonoss: this is the contact victory, which is super disappointing as it does not make you fight off an alien invasion.
🔗 19:50
plummeting_sloth: not until the gate is finished
🔗 19:50
SaneremTTV: I believe so mtvcdm.
🔗 19:50
TrakoGamer: pissing off ARC is fun
🔗 19:50
plummeting_sloth: er, beacon, not gate
🔗 19:50
TrakoGamer: bacon
🔗 19:50
SomebodyNowhere: they weren't really using it, right?
🔗 19:50
Carbonylcookie: The Bacon Beacon
🔗 19:51
Sun_Singer: make him attack the ARC before they can stop you from building the observatory
🔗 19:51
TheAmazingHobo: Si vis contact, para bellum ?
🔗 19:51
Carbonylcookie: Signalling into space for more bacon
🔗 19:51
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spawn More Baconlords
🔗 19:51
mtvcdm: If they have a map to steal, that'd be nice.
🔗 19:51
plummeting_sloth: because when they aliens make contact, they will of course follow the principle of first come, first served
🔗 19:51
QuarterNote_: is there an equivalent to city-states in this game?
🔗 19:51
Carbonylcookie: First served BACON
🔗 19:51
plummeting_sloth: we don't need no map... we know that out there there be literal dragons
🔗 19:51
Laserbeaks_Fury: We Require More Porcine Gas
🔗 19:51
plummeting_sloth: Yes Quarternote
🔗 19:51
SaneremTTV: Yeah there are city-state like outposts
🔗 19:51
plummeting_sloth: they're called outposts
🔗 19:51
plummeting_sloth: trade only
🔗 19:52
plummeting_sloth: not treaties or military supportr
🔗 19:52
QuarterNote_: sadness
🔗 19:52
jlamb08: This is fascinating to watch given I've never played this game
🔗 19:52
mtvcdm: Yep. We started the clock.
🔗 19:53
jadedcynic: TICK.
🔗 19:53
Shocksplicer: Jinxed.
🔗 19:53
jlamb08: Pffft, only 38 turns.
🔗 19:53
zerragonoss: well thirty turns till you win the game in 20 turns
🔗 19:53
Omega_Lairon: I think I prefer outposts... the city-state management tends to get kind of messy in Civ5 unless you dedicate a lot of resources to 'em
🔗 19:53
amythist: actually a bit more than 38,
🔗 19:53
Sun_Singer: As soon as we get that win con within 10 turns everyone is going to be all up in our ***
🔗 19:53
Carbonylcookie: Watching this is making me want this game to play for myself. (On the very easiest difficulty, probably.)
🔗 19:53
Peracto: is it weird that the purity people are trying to find alien life? were the current aliens on the planet not enough to be space racist too? lol
🔗 19:53
holidayMD: !food
🔗 19:53
LRRbot: Food=Health
🔗 19:53
plummeting_sloth: well, then you have to fight the contacted aliens, because something something Prometheus
🔗 19:53
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I'm largely lost, but I enjoy watching Cameron
🔗 19:53
jlamb08: suddenly voice acting!
🔗 19:53
CoyoteSans: The Contact ending is affinity agnostic.
🔗 19:54
Djshire: Peracto: at least its not skeleton racism
🔗 19:54
amythist: meh it's actually fairly easy Carbonylcookie
🔗 19:54
Shocksplicer: SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT'S OURS IS YOURS DAMMIT
🔗 19:54
TrakoGamer: those guys are p[retty trustworthy
🔗 19:54
plummeting_sloth: I will trade Titainum for your job
🔗 19:54
malcairad: I didn't think he was wearing a Gib
🔗 19:54
plummeting_sloth: jib
🔗 19:54
Omnicrat: how goes the beyond earthing Cam?
🔗 19:54
mtvcdm: Ruh roh. More than one clock in play.
🔗 19:54
Carbonylcookie: Bacon=health?
🔗 19:54
QuarterNote_: nanothermite?
🔗 19:54
QuarterNote_: Wut?
🔗 19:54
plummeting_sloth: er, nanotechnology
🔗 19:54
plummeting_sloth: tiny fires
🔗 19:55
malcairad: nano - nasty small thermite -nasry fire nanothermite holy ***!
🔗 19:55
mtvcdm: He is shockingly unimaginitive in his vocabulary, that's for sure.
🔗 19:55
Shocksplicer: Civilisation: *** Humans.
🔗 19:55
Berekhalf: Carbonylcookie, bacon does not equal health! God damn it. it equals wealth.
🔗 19:55
QuarterNote_: thermite is a chemical
🔗 19:55
tehcrashxor: That border build-up.
🔗 19:55
QuarterNote_: how do you nano a chemical
🔗 19:56
mtvcdm: Chemicals are in and of themselves nano, right?
🔗 19:56
TheAmazingHobo: Soooo... anybody up for grading a couple dozens exams ? I can pay in the most valuable academic resource: coffee.
🔗 19:56
Carbonylcookie: Witha shrink-ray and a lack of physics
🔗 19:56
jadedcynic: actually, isn't thermite a compound of several chemicals?
🔗 19:56
malcairad: you do nto nano a chemical, you nano the componetns used to create the thermal reaction which is extremely high and volatile
🔗 19:56
plummeting_sloth: nano a chemical... my dear friend, time to introduce you to the wonders of Quantum dots
🔗 19:56
zerragonoss: you nano the ignition and delivery device
🔗 19:56
jlamb08: @Quarternote_ by giga-ing your science
🔗 19:56
QuarterNote_: *** quantum dots
🔗 19:56
Sun_Singer: Who are we racing? Will they win? Who can we pay off to stop them? The big three questions of Civ.
🔗 19:56
OneirosGolem: Let's build it and find out!
🔗 19:56
Carbonylcookie: Bacon: As good if not better than gold?
🔗 19:56
Omnicrat: MAYBE its thermite that seeps through nanoscopic cracks?
🔗 19:56
plummeting_sloth: thermite is aluminum oxide and ferric oxide and occasionally a catalyst
🔗 19:57
Berekhalf: Carbonylcookie: There you go, you're learning!
🔗 19:57
Ordsmed: Right-click on anything to go to it's civilopedia page
🔗 19:57
jadedcynic: @Plummeting_sloth thank'ee :)
🔗 19:57
SachielOne: Oh god. Inhaled thermite.
🔗 19:57
Zh1199: Aerosol thermite sounds horifying
🔗 19:57
MillerDark: It's like Tesla's transmission of energy, except for fuel, instead of electricity
🔗 19:57
user_with_name17: coat your city in it for computer controlled thermite destruction?
🔗 19:57
plummeting_sloth: I love trying to do chemistry when I'm wasted
🔗 19:57
MTG_Jake: aluminum, nt aluminum oxide
🔗 19:57
Zh1199: so much oxygen
🔗 19:57
malcairad: aliens have come and removed all gold from the world leaving only ....bacon?
🔗 19:57
tehcrashxor: Areosol thermite sounds fun
🔗 19:57
TrakoGamer: mmmm dat building material
🔗 19:57
Carbonylcookie: But what if we had a statue of bacon made of gold, and you draped it in bacon?
🔗 19:57
TrakoGamer: omnomnom
🔗 19:57
mtvcdm: Aerosol thermite sounds like something the Mythbusters would build.
🔗 19:57
QuarterNote_: termite is harmless without an ignition source
🔗 19:57
Omnicrat: plummeting_sloth, but the name could come to represend many other things over the next 200+ years, it might just be a term for hyperincendiaries
🔗 19:57
VmKid: Guys, a countdown timer has started for PAX East. Tickets are opening soon PogChamp
🔗 19:57
Omnicrat: DO NOT use thermite while wasted
🔗 19:58
QuarterNote_: well
🔗 19:58
mtvcdm: Termites need ignition? What kind of pest control...
🔗 19:58
VmKid: Begin F5 spam
🔗 19:58
QuarterNote_: relativly harmless
🔗 19:58
lirelent: in school we had thermite thursdays, where we just lit of pots of the stuff in a courtyard for fun, because it's what you do in chemistry honor society
🔗 19:58
plummeting_sloth: true enough... it's be awesome if it went around the bend and meant Greek Fire again, Omnicrat
🔗 19:58
jadedcynic: @quarternote_ ...and ignition sources are HARD to come by...just ask the crew & passengers of the Hindenburg...
🔗 19:58
malcairad: I once used thermite to destroy a whole weapons shipment/stockpile
🔗 19:58
SplitBox: Cameron is good. Cameron is life.
🔗 19:58
Omnicrat: Quarternote, I don't know, Termite has some striength against wood, even if you don't ignite it :P
🔗 19:58
Carbonylcookie: Bacon is good, bacon is life. Cam is bacon?
🔗 19:59
plummeting_sloth: I'm actually making a Byzantine Navy impression for the next Military Through Time event next year
🔗 19:59
Djshire: Carbonylcookie: Cam is a vegetarian
🔗 19:59
OneirosGolem: Sir, sir you're acting very aggressive.
🔗 19:59
Omnicrat: Carbonylcookie, humans taste like viel, so not. Cam cannot be bacon
🔗 19:59
TheAmazingHobo: That women´s style of clothing is really alarming. It´s like Roman Consul by way of Hot Topic.
🔗 19:59
malcairad: Cam is one of the few Vegetarians I Respect
🔗 19:59
ShadeofHades: I can't quite tell... How far in the red is the happiness?
🔗 19:59
QuarterNote_: Omnicrat, ive heard pork
🔗 19:59
plummeting_sloth: ha! well said hobo
🔗 19:59
Carbonylcookie: Cam is veggie bacon?
🔗 19:59
Djshire: Omnicrat: humans taste like pork, doesn't everyone know that?
🔗 20:00
Khalahd: You killed that station EARLY in the game. It's buggy, I had the KP hating me for an entire game as though I was still at war with a station I destroyed
🔗 20:00
Carbonylcookie: The long pork!
🔗 20:00
plummeting_sloth: gives new meaning to the Visigoths!
🔗 20:00
sticks_abuser: Are we really talking about the taste of human flesh?
🔗 20:00
Mister_Dee: Is she still pissed off about that station? Come ON, woman, that was last week!
🔗 20:00
mtvcdm: Future clothing is always weird.
🔗 20:00
SplitBox: women...amirightfellahs
🔗 20:00
Carbonylcookie: OH DEAR
🔗 20:00
malcairad: Acorrding to Walking Dead Human Flesh taste like chicken
🔗 20:00
Djshire: Sticks_abuser: whats eating you? :P
🔗 20:00
Omnicrat: Dear god Cam, why gungan joke, WHY???
🔗 20:00
plummeting_sloth: well, I'm dead inside Cameron.I hope your happy
🔗 20:00
SachielOne: You monster.
🔗 20:00
TheAmazingHobo: Plummeting_sloth: Yeah, Late Roman Empire jokes. High fives!
🔗 20:01
malcairad: mesa thinksa yousa crazy!
🔗 20:01
Duwani1: you gungan love nerf herder
🔗 20:01
Carbonylcookie: According to Hannibal human flesh can taste like fuckign anything with the right sauce.
🔗 20:01
mtvcdm: Mesa Keagungan, this gonna be okie-day!
🔗 20:01
Omega_Lairon: TO be fair, the gungans were a pretty decent faction in the Star Wars version of AoE
🔗 20:01
sticks_abuser: Djshire cannibalism apparently :P
🔗 20:01
Evandill: Which joke? I missed it
🔗 20:01
OneirosGolem: Don't try and push your actions off on other programs, Cam.
🔗 20:01
mtvcdm: I shall now immolate myself.
🔗 20:01
Zibanitu: Keagungan Style?
🔗 20:01
Djshire: Sticks_abuser: actual cannibalism?
🔗 20:02
Omnicrat: Quaternote_, djshire, everyone SAYS pork, but the only guy to acctualy EAT human for the purpose of finding out what it tastes like (illegally, I might add) said it was akin to a very bland viel, which makes sense if you think about it.
🔗 20:02
Carbonylcookie: Theoretical cannabalism
🔗 20:02
sordcooper: im going to assume kea is some strange abbreviation or bastardization of killa
🔗 20:02
korvys: I'm surprised to see you pick Purity over Harmony or Superiority
🔗 20:02
plummeting_sloth: Hi five! But seriously, I'm really trying to do a naval impression for every period I can, It's pretty cool... I've got Viking, New World, Colonial, 1812, Bolivarian war and Mexican war so far
🔗 20:02
sticks_abuser: Oh chat
🔗 20:02
Zeke229: just got back from seeing carmen :D
🔗 20:02
Omega_Lairon: He did supremacy last game
🔗 20:02
nethermage: he's tried superiority before
🔗 20:02
sticks_abuser: Never Change
🔗 20:02
OneirosGolem: Omnicrat: Do you mean "Veal"?
🔗 20:02
Omnicrat: That thing
🔗 20:02
QuarterNote_: robohitler
🔗 20:02
jadedcynic: @Korvys this playthrough 2; he did s...nvm :D
🔗 20:02
korvys: Oh, missed that one
🔗 20:02
Djshire: If you don't know what I referenced, go look up "Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf"
🔗 20:03
Havok4: I feel the flavor of the superiority win was sabotaged by the gameplay of sending military units back.
🔗 20:03
CoyoteSans: oh dammit, not again
🔗 20:03
Carbonylcookie: Oh god, that song is so great
🔗 20:03
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I agree... you really should have been able to go back as liberators, not conquerors
🔗 20:03
Omega_Lairon: Oh look, ARC didn't learn from their past mistakes. What fun!
🔗 20:03
Omnicrat: I don't believe the only end to artificial advancement is the Borg
🔗 20:03
VmKid: Fighting for your life! (Quiet, quiet.)
🔗 20:03
jadedcynic: I'd have called the Supremacy- return to earth win kinda...unambitious :/
🔗 20:03
Carbonylcookie: Running for your life!
🔗 20:03
OneirosGolem: Honestly when she says "It's just. Business." I feel like she's going to shoot you right then and there and cry about it a little later.
🔗 20:04
Solomon_Kain: I always founf the victory conditions in Civ games to be generally optimistic and uplifting, Conquering Earth with Robots seems... not.
🔗 20:04
VmKid: I screwed up the song and I give up
🔗 20:04
plummeting_sloth: Unambitious...that'sa good way of putting it Cynic
🔗 20:04
TheAmazingHobo: Honestly, most of the WinCons are really somewhat underwhelming for one reason or another.
🔗 20:04
mtvcdm: I don't think we really know where artificial enhancement's going to ultimately end. I don't think we comprehend it yet.
🔗 20:04
user_with_name17: I like how one of the techs is the cure for old age, which seems a lot more important then some of the endings
🔗 20:04
jadedcynic: @Omnicrat not Borg, Cybermen Kappa
🔗 20:04
Sun_Singer: The fascinating thing about thermite is that it is one metal or metaloid and one metal or metaloid oxide, and the reaction purifies one while making the other into its oxide form. one very fun example is iron, and sand. When burned it produces nuggets of solid silicon.The reaction begins at around the burning temperature of magnesium so you must either use a magnesium fuse or have a magnificent catalyst. holy *** this took so long to type
🔗 20:04
Omnicrat: I feel like they (early on) wanted each affinity to have two or more endings, but time constraints made them fall back. The Purity bad end would be remaking earths destroyed eco system in the immage of the new planet
🔗 20:04
Zeke229: im SOOOO hyped for Dr Who finale saturday
🔗 20:05
Djshire: Zeke229: Dr Whom?
🔗 20:05
Zeke229: whom is an archaic term
🔗 20:05
plummeting_sloth: I really do want some sub-divided ending based on both Affinity AND sponser
🔗 20:06
Omnicrat: Yeah, pretty much all of Beyond Earth is dystopic in its outlook, where you have to try REALLY hard to have a fundementally "bad" nation in traditional Civ
🔗 20:06
user_with_name17: Thou speaks lies!
🔗 20:06
user_with_name17: speakest?
🔗 20:06
jadedcynic: I felt - you go through all these advancements, and have so many ways to help so many...and you use all this potential to just beat people? :(
🔗 20:06
plummeting_sloth: An African Union Supremacy should really play out differently that a ARC one
🔗 20:06
StarFreak359: I'm the best kind of idiot!
🔗 20:06
Ordsmed: CHECK DIPLOMACY! Looks like ARC have gotten really far up their affinity...
🔗 20:06
Ersatzmorals: Use SAT View to see if they have a TACNET up. TACNET increases enemy strength AND REGENS EM PER ROUND
🔗 20:06
Omnicrat: Zeke229, waiting to watch it all with my sister, only saw half of the first episode, no spoilers :P
🔗 20:06
Shocksplicer: User_with_name17: It would be speakest.
🔗 20:06
jadedcynic: @Omnicrat I guess we can hope for better from the DLC?
🔗 20:07
TheAmazingHobo: I feel like the Supremacy win should have been more along the lines of you reconnecting with earth, finding out that they are close to complete extinction due to some sort of issue and then save them with tech-stuff-thingamagic. Then they willingly submit to their new Cyberoverlord and built a giant statue out of Gold and/or Diamonds.
🔗 20:07
Sun_Singer: We allways hope for better from DLC
🔗 20:07
Elah806: Hey Cam (and Canadian chatizens), what, if anything, do Canadians tend to think of the "nice" stereotype? Here in the U.S. it's usually derided as some kind of weakness, though I feel like I personally would take pride in the fact that I lived in a nation known for being courteous and kind.
🔗 20:07
Zeke229: well, the doctor doctors a bout a bit and talks like a scott
🔗 20:07
Djshire: Challenge for chat: explain Dr Who's continuity without using the phrase "wibbly woobly timey wimey"
🔗 20:07
Omnicrat: Jadedcynic, I'm sure, just like with Civ V, the Expansions/DLC will make BE a game worth remembering and going back to
🔗 20:07
Zeke229: djshire, its a freaking mess
🔗 20:07
Solomon_Kain: this is why i never accept peace treaties in Civ, anyone you fight will always come back for more later.
🔗 20:07
sticks_abuser: wat?
🔗 20:07
plummeting_sloth: indeed Sun-singer... I think there's an excellent skeleton here for lots cool things
🔗 20:08
Shocksplicer: What.
🔗 20:08
jadedcynic: Djshire - competing writers :)
🔗 20:08
sordcooper: isnt that exactly how they took the last one?
🔗 20:08
Elah806: Djshire, you keep using that word, "continuity." I don't think it means what you think it means.
🔗 20:08
zerragonoss: I am not really sure that you should tie the victories to starting faction. The whole point of the affinty system is that you are moving form geographic outlooks to philosophical ones.
🔗 20:08
Carbonylcookie: How about Winky-wonky-what-the-hell?
🔗 20:08
jadedcynic: "continuity" in a show about time travel...um...
🔗 20:08
Djshire trollfaces at the Dr Who fans
🔗 20:08
Elah806: Or rather, continuity is a word that gets thrown around a lot; I don't think it applies here.
🔗 20:08
SleepyDeveloper: a.i. buggering mode engaged
🔗 20:09
jadedcynic: further one that's 50 years old, and has had a platoon of different show runners over the decades :P
🔗 20:09
mtvcdm: I long ago figured out that trying to noodle out Doctor Who's continuity too much is just going to result in headaches.
🔗 20:09
Omnicrat: Elah806, the implication from the people who view the canadian nice thing as bad is that "no one really WANTS to be nice, the only reason to be nice to people is because you're afraid of what they would do to you, so if you're nice to everyone you must be a coward." It is a limited view, at best.
🔗 20:09
malcairad: Doc Brown > Doctor Who
🔗 20:09
jadedcynic: @malcairad you're cute :)
🔗 20:09
TheAmazingHobo: Omnicrat: That view bespeaks a frightening outlook on human society.
🔗 20:09
Zeke229: Dr stangelove is best
🔗 20:10
Big_boss911: Yea I had to figure THIS out in Order to take a city you must first deplete the city hit points then attack with a MELEE unit.
🔗 20:10
Sun_Singer: Dr strange is better
🔗 20:10
mtvcdm: In fact, seasonlong arcs don't even really need to be every season. They can do a season full of one-off episodes. They have plenty of times.
🔗 20:10
StephenJM81: Dr Kevorkian kills them all
🔗 20:10
Omnicrat: I, personally, belive everyone, at their core, wants to be correct and do what is correct. Its just that some people's view of correct is far from it.
🔗 20:10
Carbonylcookie: Dr McCoy is better
🔗 20:10
Zeke229: my dad says he's getting me his friends old BMW motorcycle im happy
🔗 20:10
Big_boss911: I guess I am just new to CIV games.
🔗 20:11
Zeke229: Dr Crusher is awesome, Dr Paluski (w/e) is SPacist
🔗 20:11
jadedcynic: @omnicrat I will accept the "wants to" part, but add the caveat - "people are also lazy and frequently fall short of their aspirations" :/
🔗 20:11
Omnicrat: Big_boss911, those features are new as of Civ V, and a lot of people didn't like it, along with the lack of unit stacking.
🔗 20:11
TheAmazingHobo: Tsundere-Cam:"It´s not like I wanted you to die or anything."
🔗 20:12
Sun_Singer: What's our clock Cam?
🔗 20:12
Iraeda: REdeemers too stronk nerfplz
🔗 20:12
Zeke229: !advice
🔗 20:12
LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 20:12
Big_boss911: Make sure You have good Health Insurance ZOKE you might need it soon just be safe.
🔗 20:12
plummeting_sloth: YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS! ... I'm not
🔗 20:12
TheAmazingHobo: The BE qjlt
🔗 20:12
jadedcynic: Now THAT game quote could be STRAIGHT from The Doctor's philosophy; but yeah, doesn't really have any place in Civ:BE :P
🔗 20:12
TheAmazingHobo: The BE quotes are so weak, one of the first mod that was published brought back the Alpha Cent ones.
🔗 20:13
Omega_Lairon: Not totally f- all, they managed to murder one of your robo mans
🔗 20:13
Omnicrat: Jadedcynic, those people don't acctually view their lack of achievent as incorrect, I would posit. Granted, it is mostly out of wilful ignorace to not want to go though the mental hardship of reforging ones self and ones outlook to be more correct, but they still do not think it nessisary. They are wrong, of course, but thats not what we were talking about.
🔗 20:13
Omnicrat: *achievement
🔗 20:13
embyrr922: The quotes are pretty lame, but the soundtrack is beautiful
🔗 20:13
plummeting_sloth: I feel you Cameron... no one in the quoted Tech speech seems to have a high appreciation of what they've uncovered and what they left behind
🔗 20:13
plummeting_sloth: IMO
🔗 20:13
Jay_Blanc: Hey. Anyone else tried One-City-Challenge in CivBe yet?
🔗 20:14
Jallasar: I love Civ quotes... My favorites were Civ 4 with Nimoy. That man could make a limerick sound inspirational.
🔗 20:14
jadedcynic: @omnicrat - I'm talking about people that KNOW what their job duties entail, and yet still neglect to do them
🔗 20:14
TheAmazingHobo: It all does kinda seem like Bro-Science, doesn´t it ?
🔗 20:14
Omnicrat: I never found the Civ quotes particularly uplifting
🔗 20:14
plummeting_sloth: It's a planet entirely colonized by various shades of Morgan, if you get my idea
🔗 20:14
Iraeda: the "upgrade" system is seriously my biggest issue with this game :( oh you gained another affinity? well great now i get to fight your tanks with my axemens is basically what it amounts too =/
🔗 20:14
CoyoteSans: I'm beginning to think Supremacy may have the better combat units.
🔗 20:14
plummeting_sloth: Bro Sciene... again, an excellent formulation Hobo!
🔗 20:14
jadedcynic: @omnicrat surely someone couldn't justify this as 'correct'
🔗 20:14
SomebodyNowhere: I'm mostly in another tab, why am I starting to hear cam's tilting voice
🔗 20:14
Djshire: Bro, do you even science?
🔗 20:15
the_lone_bard: Yeah, the upgrade system is where the game is most bland. I wouldn't mind it half as much if there was like, 25 affinities...
🔗 20:15
jadedcynic: the most inspiring thing I got from the Civ V quotes was the voice actor's voice :/
🔗 20:15
CoyoteSans: Somebodynowhere Because this combat is broken as hell in favor of Supremacy.
🔗 20:15
Carbonylcookie: Cam is not a happy Cam-per.
🔗 20:15
Omnicrat: Jadedcynic, I do not speak of ones job duties, but of ones nature in general. It may verywell be correct/best to shirk ones responsibilities. I doubt it is in these cases, but the people have at least convinced themselves it is.
🔗 20:15
the_lone_bard: But nobody is mixing and matching affinities to get unit variety and trying to actually win... So it's really like "Here is 1 or 3 unit paths."
🔗 20:15
TheAmazingHobo: What´s the one for researching Computing ? "Machines obey, machine don´t ask questions. So they are a great example to follow." Eff you, lady.
🔗 20:15
zerragonoss: its nothing to do with the supremacy units its just the that the computer has more upgreades
🔗 20:16
Iraeda: Cam it's because your units aren't upgraded yet is all
🔗 20:16
Iraeda: Redeemers are the top tier
🔗 20:16
Khalahd: Yeah, your affinity level is *huge*.
🔗 20:16
Omnicrat: I so far only played one game as supremicy, and I DOMINATED militarily
🔗 20:16
jadedcynic: @omnicrat bullpaddies
🔗 20:16
Iraeda: you are basically fighting Tanks with axemen lol
🔗 20:16
CoyoteSans: Except we went Supremacy last game, and when we were in a war we stopped all over the Purity AI.
🔗 20:16
RealGamerCow: you just have to make sure you can defend a full on assault if you start a won con building
🔗 20:16
Zeke229: miasma needs to be nerfed, i freaking hate it
🔗 20:16
Omnicrat: Jadedcynic, how so?
🔗 20:16
Zeke229: !advice
🔗 20:16
LRRbot: Food is not health.
🔗 20:16
SomebodyNowhere: cam's starting to get rolled, can we get a !pardonfuck on this
🔗 20:17
Zeke229: thanks lrrbot v-v
🔗 20:17
Jay_Blanc: Do you have the Planet Carver?
🔗 20:17
Sun_Singer: Who should we pay to fight ARC?
🔗 20:17
Omnicrat: Hutama
🔗 20:18
SomebodyNowhere: !tilt
🔗 20:18
LRRbot: lrrEFF 1 tilt for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
🔗 20:18
Carbonylcookie: Oh man that's an angry Cam.
🔗 20:18
2Flower: He tilts surprisingly rarely.
🔗 20:18
Iraeda: understandably angry cam :<
🔗 20:18
Zeke229: someone send him pie
🔗 20:18
lirelent: *hug* cam
🔗 20:18
Noxenluxe: Could really use dem orbital bombardment lasers, even if primarily defensively
🔗 20:18
Djshire: So we learned: never start a land war in space
🔗 20:18
Berekhalf: I now learn i have anger issues after people say cam is super angry
🔗 20:18
Sthele: glad to see another frustrated franco iberian
🔗 20:18
mtvcdm: Yeah, the title 'A Swiftly Tilting Cameron' is the biggest misnomer.
🔗 20:18
Zeke229: !gib pie
🔗 20:18
StarFreak359: so, how 'bout that science, huh? that stuff's pretty cool...
🔗 20:18
Jay_Blanc: Yeah, when the AI decides to roll you, it does not play nice.
🔗 20:19
Omnicrat: Going to play my own 4x game, if anyone has anything to say to me before I go, do it now or wair for me to come back to chat in, like, an hour or so
🔗 20:19
Hippofant: I
🔗 20:19
Iraeda: all we need is to hit 12 purity
🔗 20:19
2Flower: We're sympathetic, Cam.
🔗 20:19
Iraeda: then we can actually fight back
🔗 20:19
Predmid: :(
🔗 20:19
Omega_Lairon: I haven't been happy for a very long time
🔗 20:19
Carbonylcookie: I like that science stuffs, it's very cool
🔗 20:19
malcairad: the titling has reached max or beyond?
🔗 20:19
Omnicrat: -hugs omega_lairon-
🔗 20:19
Elah806: It certainly seems suitably hot and loose.
🔗 20:19
mtvcdm: How many turns do you have yet until you win?
🔗 20:19
SnowmanCA: I might have rage quit the way the first city fell
🔗 20:19
Evandill: eh, not particularly happy if you're not having too much fun
🔗 20:19
SomebodyNowhere: so if you try to do anything other than domination or whatever it is called you're boned?
🔗 20:20
LadyRhian: What group/faction is he playing tonight?
🔗 20:20
Sthele: that hill is serious
🔗 20:20
Carbonylcookie: Franco-Iberia
🔗 20:20
sticks_abuser: The BS is strong in this meta
🔗 20:20
CoyoteSans: Somebodynowhere No, if you go any affinity other than Supremacy, you are boned in combat.
🔗 20:20
Zeke229: i saw a production of Carmen broadcast from the Met, im unflappable
🔗 20:20
LadyRhian: Ah, the horrible people (according to him).
🔗 20:20
Djshire: ladyrhian: its in the LRR bar at the bottom of the screen
🔗 20:20
Derpoet: Sounds like I should wait for DLC and/or bugfixing before purchasing this game.
🔗 20:20
Noxenluxe: You can do the supremacy ending just fine once you get the resources to just start churning angels out.
🔗 20:20
sordcooper: you know, you'd think in the far future, with space marines and hover tanks, you'd be able to put a missile up a hill from only a few killomiters away
🔗 20:21
Sthele: purity tanks are super legit
🔗 20:21
Iraeda: nah CoyoteSans Surpemacy is STRONG thanks to 1unit rules but Purity/harmony do just as well at equal affinity levels
🔗 20:21
SomebodyNowhere: I guess I'm not familiar with the affinity system
🔗 20:21
Omnicrat: The fastest Wincon you can get is Contact. You can rush and get it in the mid-early game
🔗 20:21
LadyRhian: Ah, I see. Sorry about that @Djshire
🔗 20:21
QuarterNote_: is 88 a lot?
🔗 20:21
mtvcdm: Oh, okay, it's upper-left. 28 turns to go, then?
🔗 20:21
Iraeda: Cam is fighting vs units 1-2 upgrades above him
🔗 20:21
Sthele: 88 isnot
🔗 20:21
Carbonylcookie: Ouch
🔗 20:21
Havok4: Is it due to a lack of sciene buildings?
🔗 20:21
user_with_name17: low population?
🔗 20:21
Omnicrat: I had 700, so 88 is not alote :/ what dificulty is this? I assume its in the "hot loose" area
🔗 20:21
Iraeda: -12 health is hurting him
🔗 20:21
Omnicrat: *alot
🔗 20:21
Stoffern: Sufficient science would be...around 300 at this point?
🔗 20:21
OneirosGolem: I blame spies, myself.
🔗 20:21
Derpoet: His main city got taken over as well
🔗 20:22
Djshire: ladyrhian: I'm super disappointed in you (I really don't care :P )
🔗 20:22
CoyoteSans: Yeah. with our luck, once we get 12 Purity, ARC will be fielding Angels or something.
🔗 20:22
LadyRhian: :D
🔗 20:22
user_with_name17: interstate-trade routes running?
🔗 20:22
VmKid: So apparently today was Notch
🔗 20:22
VmKid: *Notch's last day at Mojang BibleThump
🔗 20:22
squaredotcube: personally I think Cam got gyped by a bug at this point
🔗 20:22
x270MAXx: negative health is nowhere near as bad as negative happiness was in Civ5
🔗 20:22
Sthele: prosperity
🔗 20:22
lirelent: Vmkid yup sold it off to MS for a cool billion
🔗 20:22
zerragonoss: they only have enough ferxite to field one angle with basicly no buldings
🔗 20:22
Khalahd: I've found that it's almost impossible to keep healthy without starting the health virtues
🔗 20:22
Berekhalf: Vmkid: Notch did nothing and made stuff difficult. So eh.
🔗 20:22
Derpoet: This game is bugged ...
🔗 20:22
Iraeda: well with 12 purity we can DEAL with redeemers though CoyoteSans... Angels can't capture cities :P
🔗 20:23
Withmir: Ya I feel the game expects you to be unhealthy
🔗 20:23
Ordsmed: CAM: You can't gain more health in a city than the number of people!
🔗 20:23
Ersatzmorals: Oil Wells ruin happiness too. Only keep for really devloped centers
🔗 20:23
Ersatzmorals: IMHO
🔗 20:23
Sthele: time to starve some folks
🔗 20:23
QuarterNote_: apparently there is a bug w/r/t health
🔗 20:23
Iraeda: CNDR's and Redeemers are the big problem
🔗 20:23
SomebodyNowhere: well take some vitamin c and health your *** up Kappa
🔗 20:23
VmKid: I know he sold it, I didn't know when he was leaving.
🔗 20:23
Noxenluxe: Is it safe to just pave this save over if the ai just starts making angels?
🔗 20:23
Cu16: got to build biospheres
🔗 20:23
Evandill: Isn't there some way to set the cities to man somw eof the buildings?
🔗 20:23
Splepage: Are you using the Health spy project thingy?
🔗 20:23
Jay_Blanc: Health is hugely dependant on good quest choices.
🔗 20:23
plummeting_sloth: we need an orbital Chicken Soup drop
🔗 20:23
zerragonoss: you can have your workers make biowells to get a health per tail if you want cam.
🔗 20:23
Sthele: biowell spam
🔗 20:23
Withmir: The biggest problem I have with this game is affinity levels > all in terms of military
🔗 20:23
Omnicrat: Its kinda *** that untill midgame you can't get the health building you need to get positive, and after that is a train to 20+ health in no time
🔗 20:24
Ersatzmorals: And Ithink you can take out their sat with your rockket artilery!!!
🔗 20:24
Derpoet: So is Cam just effed at this point oorrr
🔗 20:24
Jay_Blanc: It's on flavour tho, because you're a tiny colony on an alien planet.
🔗 20:24
Withmir: Omnicrat well for the purity path health is shouldnt be that big of a problem
🔗 20:24
OmnyKrony: Cam, not like this is a time to state it. But it's a glitch in the game if you PURCHASE health it doesn't apply until your in the green... Also stupid. You have create the health buildings.
🔗 20:24
Iraeda: OMnicrat if we could turn off growth it'd work :< but nooooo can't avoid growth D:
🔗 20:24
embyrr922: lrrSCOOP ?
🔗 20:24
holidayMD: lrrAWW
🔗 20:24
user_with_name17: sounds like a terrain improvement
🔗 20:24
lirelent: yaa bugs
🔗 20:24
Derpoet: BUGS WOOOO
🔗 20:24
user_with_name17: oh
🔗 20:25
Splepage: hover over health, you'll see they work fine
🔗 20:25
Carbonylcookie: Oh dear
🔗 20:25
sordcooper: oh fuckin wow
🔗 20:25
Iraeda: that's the first i've heard of that.... I know you can't gain health over your population
🔗 20:25
Djshire: This game is turning into bullsh*t and chips
🔗 20:25
SnowmanCA: lame
🔗 20:25
zerragonoss: people do realize all he did was loose a city and than crushed the rest of the invasion with ease
🔗 20:25
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: pardonfuck?
🔗 20:25
Withmir: You should be able to check that pretty easily if it is what happened
🔗 20:25
jadedcynic: O_O
🔗 20:25
Evandill: seriously.
🔗 20:25
Sthele: sounds made up
🔗 20:25
Stoffern: Ive bought health buildings that work, but maybe theres more to the bug
🔗 20:25
OneirosGolem: I'm now nervous that someone is going to die
🔗 20:25
Jay_Blanc: Firaxis games before the first patch. Yes.
🔗 20:25
Ordsmed: NO NO NO!A city can only get as much health as the population!
🔗 20:25
SomebodyNowhere: "I'd like to submit a bug"
🔗 20:25
x270MAXx: I thought it was because health is all local
🔗 20:25
jadedcynic: that sounds like MAJOR pardonfuck territory
🔗 20:25
OmnyKrony: It's happened to me
🔗 20:25
Iraeda: Gran Exito can only give you 3 health
🔗 20:25
Ersatzmorals: Pretty sure thats not true...
🔗 20:25
Nirvana___: I thought he pointed out when he built them that it went down though? So that would imply they DID have an affect?
🔗 20:25
user_with_name17: what are the cities populations? I cant see
🔗 20:25
lordlundar: And thus is why you never get a Firaxis game on launch.
🔗 20:25
Withmir: well your cities are pretty high pop wise
🔗 20:25
Cu16: You can only have health from a city equal to its pop
🔗 20:25
SomebodyNowhere: what's pulling the health down
🔗 20:25
Iraeda: you are also GETTING a large drop of health from capitaland Aintze
🔗 20:26
Ordsmed: If you generate 5 health in a city with only 3 population, then that city generates 3 health only!
🔗 20:26
CoyoteSans: Appropriate music for this moment, I'll admit...
🔗 20:26
user_with_name17: so strange
🔗 20:26
Withmir: I see a 19 a 16 and a 3 cant see the fourth
🔗 20:26
Ersatzmorals: Newly conquered cities
🔗 20:26
SnowmanCA: Thank you for participating in the C:AE beta
🔗 20:26
Evandill: can't you manage your cities to help with the health issue?
🔗 20:26
Lord_Durin: A city can only make as much health as it has population. If a city has buildings with +& health and only 3 population, you only get +3 health.
🔗 20:26
Ersatzmorals: lower health
🔗 20:26
Lord_Durin: +7*
🔗 20:26
Ersatzmorals: and number of cities
🔗 20:26
Splepage: PSA: Cities cannot produce more health than population
🔗 20:26
Derpoet: How long before bugs are fixed usually? I am eager to play this game but not so much to tilt at it
🔗 20:26
xQueek: Good evening Mr. Cam, I'm drinking scotch and it's delicious
🔗 20:27
Ordsmed: YOU CAN! You can choose the "avoid groth" opion in the city screen!
🔗 20:27
SomebodyNowhere: :(
🔗 20:27
Iraeda: ORdsmed that's not in BE
🔗 20:27
Zeke229: lrrAWW
🔗 20:27
mtvcdm: Something tells me that after Desert Bus we will not be seeing this game streamed ever again.
🔗 20:27
VmKid: Tilt-o-meter: very.
🔗 20:27
holidayMD: lrrAWW
🔗 20:27
Iraeda: for w/e the frack reason
🔗 20:27
Withmir: You can still manually avoid growth
🔗 20:27
LadyRhian: Is Cam… losing?
🔗 20:27
Dix: Desert Bus seems to be a great 'reset' button for a bunch of the streams with games
🔗 20:27
the_lone_bard: Ordsmed don't tell people where options are in a game you haven't played yet.
🔗 20:27
ShadeofHades: Mtvcdm At least not until a sizeable patch is released
🔗 20:27
Ordsmed: Iraeda: Pretty sure there's a checkbox
🔗 20:27
zerragonoss: he is actully doing just fine.
🔗 20:27
jonnykefka: Have I missed an evening of BE pulling stupid ***? Just got here for the ride on the tilt-a-whirl
🔗 20:27
Nirvana___: We are all losing, Ladyrhian
🔗 20:27
OmnyKrony: No cam is kicking it despite the games failings
🔗 20:28
LadyRhian: :(
🔗 20:28
x270MAXx: Also, remember to save 1000 gold if you're going for the contact victory so you can turn the thing on
🔗 20:28
Cu16: Replace the farms if you dont want your cities to grow
🔗 20:28
mtvcdm: Cam is... surviving. 21 turns left on the clock.
🔗 20:28
CoyoteSans: Yeah, we're just kinda at a stalemate at the moment. Cam is mostly tilting at how broken some things in this game are.
🔗 20:28
Dix: The game.
🔗 20:28
plummeting_sloth: For this is my Iberian States of Whatever
🔗 20:28
OmnyKrony: I stopped purchasing health buildings and I've never had a problem with it since
🔗 20:28
zerragonoss: igonoring zone of control is actully one of the options on that level of tank
🔗 20:29
OmnyKrony: I get up to 35-40 easier
🔗 20:29
Escherichia3: Cameron the health thing is not a bug
🔗 20:29
CaptainSpam: Seems a bit of patch needed.
🔗 20:29
Withmir: He would have had to purchase a lot of health buildings to cause this big of a negative though
🔗 20:29
OmnyKrony: Well maybe not a bug
🔗 20:29
the_lone_bard: It's not a day 1 patch because it's a 6 month $30 dlc.
🔗 20:29
Xveers: I'm not honestly sold on that being an actual problem
🔗 20:30
Iraeda: every civilian gives... +1.7? negative health iirc you are getting 12 health from your big cities
🔗 20:30
OmnyKrony: I brought it up as a bug, I'm not sure either. But there is some issue there
🔗 20:30
Xveers: since in the times I've played, I never bought health buildings and I had a really bad health stat
🔗 20:30
OmnyKrony: That's my theory
🔗 20:30
Sthele: moar biowells
🔗 20:30
sticks_abuser: lrrSCOOP?
🔗 20:30
Iraeda: it's not that you bought health buildings it's that your small cities aren't helping negate the 16 and 19 pop :(
🔗 20:30
Stoffern: I bought health buildings, never encountered that bug
🔗 20:30
xQueek: you sound like you're frustrated, Cam
🔗 20:30
Withmir: Well the easy way to make sure it is the bug is to just total all your health buildings +health and check it with your total health
🔗 20:30
Xveers: it's also quite likely that the ARC has REALLY pushed down the Might tree, which would partially account for their military might
🔗 20:31
CoyoteSans: We're not Harmony, biowells aren't much of a thing for us.
🔗 20:31
Lord_Durin: Can you build Vivariums? they grant health as well
🔗 20:31
OmnyKrony: Because one time when I hit green my health jumped like 20 points
🔗 20:31
malcairad: THE TILT IS REAL!
🔗 20:31
SomebodyNowhere: can you stall to reach your win-con?
🔗 20:31
Zh1199: not entirely sure that it is a bug
🔗 20:31
zerragonoss: if he holds his ground the likely wont have room for emancipation.
🔗 20:31
Tigpak: if they went tall, their tech COST is lower
🔗 20:31
Withmir: Well the AI cheats thats an easy question to answer
🔗 20:31
mtvcdm: A couple more decibels and this is reaching Tally levels of tilt.
🔗 20:32
Jay_Blanc: The knowledge tree isn't really that much Science boosting. It's much more culture boosting really.
🔗 20:32
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: They could have gotten lucky resource pods
🔗 20:32
Icelight: Don't state it as a fact if it's only a theory
🔗 20:32
OneirosGolem: ^
🔗 20:32
Xveers: It's also worth noting that the later units that you get via the affinity trees can ignore zones of control for maneuver
🔗 20:32
OmnyKrony: Trade is key
🔗 20:32
OmnyKrony: With other cites gives you a huge tech boost
🔗 20:32
Xveers: the hovertanks especially get that ability as an option as I recall
🔗 20:32
Derpoet: Tilt game is tilt
🔗 20:33
OneirosGolem: Maybe you can cash in that favour for military support or something?
🔗 20:33
Ordsmed: Grand Exito can't grant more health than it has population
🔗 20:33
Alpharius9: How do you keep your health up when you conquer new cities, i always end up with -10ish
🔗 20:33
Jallasar: sell a health building and rebuild it to test?
🔗 20:33
Omnicrat: Cam, you DO know the AI litterally cheats at higher dificulties, right? They aren't smart enough to be a challenge, so they just give the AI more money and research for litterally nothing. I find its also crazy broken on normal. The research and energy they produce is bonkers...
🔗 20:33
Sthele: trade and weather control.....4lyfe
🔗 20:33
Shocksplicer: Woah. *** just got real
🔗 20:33
Iraeda: Alpharius by going prosperiety :(
🔗 20:33
Jay_Blanc: Omnicrat: That's been how it works in *every* Civ game.
🔗 20:33
the_lone_bard: So, Alpha Centauri next week? If there is a next week before the office is dissmantled?
🔗 20:33
sticks_abuser: Shots fired
🔗 20:33
Elah806: Wow. Cam throwing the gauntlet.
🔗 20:33
Alpharius9: :(
🔗 20:33
lirelent: what is the fine print on the health buildings, is it per pop?
🔗 20:33
Lord_Durin: Gran Exito only has like 4 population. A city cannot generate more health than its population.
🔗 20:33
Dix: Cam Status: Tilted.
🔗 20:33
jonnykefka: Cam, you are the fourth person I've seen get really excited when they start playing, and a few sessions later say that Firaxis is dead to them and they regret the purchase. Soooo, sticking to Alpha Centauri for now
🔗 20:34
Shocksplicer: !game bad
🔗 20:34
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 97% (59/61)
🔗 20:34
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Omnicrat: Normal is fine. (normal is the second difficulty btw)
🔗 20:34
Peracto: so finishing xcam after desert bus or back to AC?
🔗 20:34
Duwani1: Yeah thats why im holdig off till the game gets atleast 5 patches maybe a dlc
🔗 20:34
mtvcdm: Never mind after Desert Bus; we may be popping the game out for good after tonight.
🔗 20:34
Omnicrat: Jay_blanc, I havent noticed SUCH high money or normal dificulty
🔗 20:34
Iraeda: Prosperiety is THE virtue tree for everything you grow... you get health mre growth means more production/science and you don't lose health thanks to the -25% negative being hax
🔗 20:34
Elah806: Thanks for being so forthright before I went out and spent $50 on it.
🔗 20:34
CoyoteSans: Yeah, this is a sale game, like, a year from now, I'd say.
🔗 20:34
VmKid: Well Cam, are you at least having fun?
🔗 20:34
sticks_abuser: !game bad
🔗 20:34
user_with_name17: yeah, my first game/win was a balance of prosperity and science
🔗 20:35
Omnicrat: On normal, I can run an energy defecit of hundreds of energy a turn because my spies are constantly "stealing" 50000 energy from enemy cities
🔗 20:35
Iraeda: it's funny how the growth tree ends up better for science/culture then the science/culture tree D:
🔗 20:35
Sthele: this game is actually quite good tbh
🔗 20:35
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 95% (59/62)
🔗 20:35
Withmir: Ya when I played I split my virtues up a ton
🔗 20:35
mtvcdm: I think Cam just wants this over with at this point. Only 15 turns left; you can get there.
🔗 20:35
user_with_name17: true that Cam
🔗 20:35
jadedcynic: so...wait for the patches and/or DLC?
🔗 20:35
Iraeda: BEis an unbalancedmess atm
🔗 20:35
Omega_Lairon: But blue is so future-y and alien
🔗 20:35
user_with_name17: it helps to turn of hexes
🔗 20:35
malcairad: the tilt is so real the computer is gonna fall off the table!
🔗 20:35
Iraeda: it has potential... but ugh
🔗 20:35
Omnicrat: But cam, bright red isn't scifi enough
🔗 20:36
Elah806: Oh man, that gives me flashbacks to trying to distinguish between Ethiopian units and Barbarians
🔗 20:36
VmKid: I'm gonna take that as a "No, I am decidedly NOT having any fun," Cam.
🔗 20:36
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Omnicrat: I have no idea what you are talking about. The comp is always a bit behind me on normal difficulty
🔗 20:36
Withmir: Thats the thing I hated about Civ V is that we had to wait for the xpacs to make the game actually good :(
🔗 20:36
lordlundar: So Firaxis is pulling an EA?
🔗 20:36
Omnicrat: to be fair, the game they released 5 years ago was ALSO not anywhere near as good as the game they released 5 years before that, so at least its a trend
🔗 20:36
Iraeda: mouse over the negative health cam
🔗 20:36
Jay_Blanc: I'm pretty sure every Firaxis game has been awful/buggy on release.
🔗 20:37
Iraeda: you will see that population gives FARmore negatives thenyou gain from buildings for somereason
🔗 20:37
Icelight: I just opened my game, was in red health, and bought a health clinic. My health went up.
🔗 20:37
mtvcdm: Let me put it another way. Only 20 minutes left, Cam, and you can fling this game out whatever the equivalent of a window is for a downloaded game.
🔗 20:37
Icelight: So it's not a universal bug, at least
🔗 20:37
the_lone_bard: I LOVE some of the features in Beyond Urf. But there are some things that just outright ruin it, bugs for once. The 3 unit upgrade paths as well. Not being able to zoom out on the tech web without it all just vanishing. The same set of quests every single game...
🔗 20:37
Withmir: Eh I don't think civ V was ever as good as Civ IV because the mods made Civ IV great
🔗 20:37
jadedcynic: yeah, I'm gonna wait until "Civ:BE - Complete Edition" goes on a Steam 'seasonal' sale :P
🔗 20:37
VmKid: mtvcdm: The Recycle Bin?
🔗 20:37
Sthele: you have few cities that are extremely large.....science was poor choice
🔗 20:37
mtvcdm: The Recycle Bin doesn't seem sufficient.
🔗 20:37
lordlundar: Omnicrat When you consider that the behind the scenes mechanics are ripped largely from Civ V, you'd expect THOSE apects to be improved but they're made worse.
🔗 20:37
Omnicrat: Civ V became comprable to Civ IV, not nessisarily better than it
🔗 20:37
VmKid: CCleaner?
🔗 20:38
Icelight: There are also virtue benefits to health, do you have those?
🔗 20:38
Omega_Lairon: Melt the HDD and bury the pieces in the desert
🔗 20:38
Withmir: Man that sarcasm pained me
🔗 20:38
mtvcdm: Something strong enough that the government would never discover the game's existence.
🔗 20:38
Jay_Blanc: It's that they game everything BAD NAMES. The theming and naming on everything is just very badly applied.
🔗 20:38
Sthele: every other tree wouldve been better
🔗 20:38
Omnicrat: Loeslundar, no. After making Civ V after Civ IV, I would expect them to make things fundementally worse
🔗 20:38
Haberdashed: I completely agree, Cam
🔗 20:39
VmKid: Move the game files onto a flash drive. Remove from computer. Chop up with katana. Burn little bits of flash drive.
🔗 20:39
aesir_blade: Does this mean we could go back to more Xcam? I was sad to see our session left hanging
🔗 20:39
Iraeda: I still don't get why 1 pop gives almost 2 negative health though lol...
🔗 20:39
Djshire: Completely off topic: what did Graham play last week for House of Stark?
🔗 20:39
Jay_Blanc: The Knowledge tree should have been named 'Culture'. Because it does not really help with science that much.
🔗 20:39
Solomon_Kain: I don't understand how it has these problems... It's the same gameplay they have had for over a decade. you would think they know how their game engine works...
🔗 20:39
mtvcdm: These people are at the end of the day Earthlings. Why are Earthlings giving things alien names? Wouldn't someone name something New Washington or something like that?
🔗 20:39
nethermage: destiny i think shire
🔗 20:39
Omnicrat: Do you know that other leaders haven't done the same?
🔗 20:39
sticks_abuser: Basically zero out all the bits then randomize the bits several times
🔗 20:39
jonnykefka: I expect this stream to end with cam standing up sharply and the stream dying immediately
🔗 20:39
sticks_abuser: Then drill a few holes into the HDD
🔗 20:39
ComradeBeric: Hey, ladies and gents.
🔗 20:40
Predmid: and that is saying something.
🔗 20:40
holidayMD: lrrAWW
🔗 20:40
Omnicrat: Can we vote on if we can go back to AC?
🔗 20:40
Djshire: thanks Nethermage
🔗 20:40
the_lone_bard: I would rather watch you playing Alpha Centauri.
🔗 20:40
Iraeda: Eudemonia is -25% negative health... and that hilariously translates to goingfrom -1 health to +50
🔗 20:40
Omnicrat: I would vote for more AC than this
🔗 20:40
MadTheorist: lrrAWW
🔗 20:40
Jay_Blanc: Maxing out any tree seems bad really. Because the low tier stuff for all the trees seems more beneficial.
🔗 20:40
StephenJM81: I agree, I can't believe they did such a horrible job with C:BE...AC was so much better
🔗 20:40
jadedcynic: yeah...SMAC or at least CivV
🔗 20:40
Omnicrat: Cam, a perk they get is to ignore ZoC
🔗 20:40
user_with_name17: most of the time they can because they have 5 moves
🔗 20:40
sordcooper: maybe you should switch to alpha centari then? (not sarcastic at all legitimate suggestion)
🔗 20:40
jonnykefka: I mean in fairness to Civ: BE, there are a LOT of games worse than Alpha Centauri
🔗 20:40
CoyoteSans: I think we'll need SMAC for whatever session is after this one. Just as a cleanser.
🔗 20:40
user_with_name17: or maybe a perk ;)
🔗 20:40
ComradeBeric: Hey, I showed up just in time to hear "I would rather be playing Alpha Centauri." I take it I missed some hot-loose horse****.
🔗 20:40
Sthele: subjectively....
🔗 20:40
Conspicuouscompiler: Now's the time to get him to play that Europa Universalis
🔗 20:40
mtvcdm: Well, at this point in the stream, not much point in swapping games.
🔗 20:41
jadedcynic: oh, and how many patches did SMAC have?
🔗 20:41
x270MAXx: Unfortunately, the game as it stands seems to favor dropping a lot of trash cities and supporting them with internal trade routes instead of playing smarter
🔗 20:41
OneirosGolem: Oh don't worry Comeradeberic. There will be yet more horseshit to come.
🔗 20:41
Shocksplicer: No, objectively.
🔗 20:41
Omnicrat: !Vote switch to SMAC
🔗 20:41
jadedcynic: how many game-breaking bugs did it have on launch?
🔗 20:41
sticks_abuser: a perk? What is this kickstarter?
🔗 20:41
Djshire: Comradeberic: this game is buggy as hell, and Cam is suffering for it
🔗 20:41
Elah806: Wow. A Truly Tilting Cameron.
🔗 20:41
holidayMD: Watching Cam is now making me really sad.
🔗 20:41
Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: If anyone cares about not playing on the hard difficulties and just likes playing on default. In my experience I enjoyed the game quite a bit :s
🔗 20:41
ComradeBeric: Djshire Which bug? I think I heard something about tech.
🔗 20:42
Duwani1: but hard is meant to be a challege not ***
🔗 20:42
Withmir: I just found the game too lacking and well vanilla
🔗 20:42
Elah806: Cam, if you want to abandon this and play something else, even for the last fifteen minutes, it's fine by me. I don't like watching you disappointed.
🔗 20:42
Sthele: this is like watching seasons of breaking bad
🔗 20:42
Carbonylcookie: Cam, I am so sorry you are enjoying yourself so little. That's terrible.
🔗 20:42
🔗 20:42
jadedcynic: Well, this stream is purposeful to me: it's helped me see what Launch Civ:BE is like, and at least Cam didn't have to PAY for this "Not Ready For Primetime Player" game :/
🔗 20:42
Juliamon: Yeah, load up SMAC and end the stream on a positive note.
🔗 20:42
zerragonoss: I have actually already beat won games on the hardest difficulty something I never did with 5. its actually easier in my experience than civ 5.
🔗 20:42
mtvcdm: Cam, if you're really having this bad a time, I don't think you should really have to push through the last 11 turns. You could probably just run some ads and knock off early.
🔗 20:43
Withmir: I voted SMAC and I am not even sure what it is
🔗 20:43
zerragonoss: you just have to max internal tread routes and do your affinity quests
🔗 20:43
Djshire: Comradeberic: a bug with the Health stat, but its also in the tech tree
🔗 20:43
OneirosGolem: Popsicle stand: blown
🔗 20:43
Shocksplicer: WOO!
🔗 20:43
MadTheorist: lrrAWESOME
🔗 20:43
Too_Many_Knives: Cam has officially NOPE'd out
🔗 20:43
Jay_Blanc: 1999 was a good year for simulation/strategy games. SMAC, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Homeworld...
🔗 20:43
jadedcynic hugs Cameron
🔗 20:43
FinAzvandi: a wise decision
🔗 20:43
Withmir: Derp I am silly
🔗 20:43
jonnykefka: lrrAWESOME
🔗 20:43
CaptainSpam: SCHMACK
🔗 20:43
Omega_Lairon: Human Hive!
🔗 20:43
Suffix: lrrAWESOME
🔗 20:43
Lord_Durin: Good call, Cam. Sounds like you need it.
🔗 20:43
Carbonylcookie: Yehaw, let's have fun
🔗 20:43
Dix: PJSalt
🔗 20:43
Atifexe: -cheers for SMAC-
🔗 20:43
holidayMD: lrrAWESOME
🔗 20:44
FinAzvandi: by the way Cam, after watching you play SMAC the other week it is now near the top of my backlog
🔗 20:44
sordcooper: hurray a good game!
🔗 20:44
TrakoGamer: Pravin Lawl
🔗 20:44
Rockypyroad: I've never seen this game before!
🔗 20:44
ComradeBeric: Djshire lrrFRUMP
🔗 20:44
Zibanitu: lrrGOAT
🔗 20:44
Atifexe: I've been playing so much SMAX lately.
🔗 20:44
jonnykefka: !game
🔗 20:44
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth (rating 95%)
🔗 20:44
jonnykefka: change that ***
🔗 20:44
Conspicuouscompiler: What's this? Is it like a Command and Conquer knockoff? Kappa
🔗 20:44
Omnicrat: !game bad
🔗 20:44
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 94% (59/63)
🔗 20:44
mtvcdm: It was the placeholder game before Beyond Earth came out, Rockypyroad.
🔗 20:44
Atifexe: Even went so far as to find a program that can make it run in windowed mode so that I can watch streams while playing.
🔗 20:45
jadedcynic: @Rockypyroad this is gonna be rather dichotomous - it's OLD and kinda clunky, but it's SOOOO deep and rich and more functional and more interesting
🔗 20:45
jadedcynic: !game bad
🔗 20:45
Omnicrat: Go human brain!
🔗 20:45
the_lone_bard: I've eaten 2 sandwiches in the last 50 something hours... I could have spent the last 3 hours going shopping and buying food to eat, rather than watching Cam get steadily more pissed off at a shitty attempt to recapture the success of Alpha Centauri.
🔗 20:45
Atifexe: Go for secrets.
🔗 20:45
jadedcynic: good luck, Commissioner Cam! :)
🔗 20:45
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 92% (58/63)
🔗 20:45
jonnykefka: How about that, a game where going on the pure research path actually makes you better at research! When did this come out?
🔗 20:45
Atifexe: Peacekeepers are the only faction I've seen beat the University to secrets.
🔗 20:46
Omnicrat: colonize that ismus
🔗 20:46
Withmir: What do you think of Alien Crossfire Cam?
🔗 20:46
BlackDragonMTG: what game is this?
🔗 20:46
Omnicrat: !game
🔗 20:46
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth (rating 92%)
🔗 20:46
Atifexe: This is Sid Meyer's Alpha Centauri.
🔗 20:46
Carbonylcookie: Watching you play something you like is way more pleasant
🔗 20:46
Berekhalf: Blackdragonmtg; Alpha centauri
🔗 20:46
BlackDragonMTG: ahhh
🔗 20:46
Djshire: Blackdragonmtg: Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri, one of my favorite games
🔗 20:46
Duwani1: This game is like how Sid myers prirates both of them perfectly encapsulated the pirate lifestyle a decade before assasins creed diid
🔗 20:46
Atifexe: Meier, my mistake.
🔗 20:46
jadedcynic: I think there's another isthmus on the north-east corner of the starting island
🔗 20:47
BlackDragonMTG: I figured it was civ...like an earlier civ
🔗 20:47
holidayMD: Cam, can you change the twitch status?
🔗 20:47
aestrivex: wait um is cam playing this really
🔗 20:47
Jay_Blanc: All Civ:Be needs is to have all the bugs fixed, have all the names for everything changed so they make sense, have all the quotes re-written so they're smarter, make the graphics more legible, and not suck as much.
🔗 20:47
Haberdashed: Honestly I really REALLY liked Civilization Revolution for the consoles. I played it on XBox 360 and had a BLAST.
🔗 20:47
Djshire: Blackdragonmtg: this game is about 15 years old
🔗 20:48
Djshire: Blackdragonmtg: this game was made by the people who make the Civ games
🔗 20:48
Conspicuouscompiler: !game bad
🔗 20:48
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 91% (58/64)
🔗 20:48
CoyoteSans: Jadedcynic Sooo... be a completely different game than what it is?
🔗 20:48
TrakoGamer: Brian Reynolds' Alpha Centauri
🔗 20:48
ComradeBeric: !game good
🔗 20:48
jadedcynic: EXACTLY. It was polished in a way that many games never do anymore :/
🔗 20:48
Haberdashed: Is this Alpha Centauri?
🔗 20:48
Haberdashed: Oh. Okay
🔗 20:48
Sun_Singer: Civ IV: Beyond Earth was my favorite DLC for Civ IV
🔗 20:48
StephenJM81: I like blind research so much more
🔗 20:48
Djshire: !game bad
🔗 20:48
CoyoteSans: Err, sorry again. Stupid tab shortcut...
🔗 20:49
Atifexe: A note: You can disable Blind Research if you so choose before starting a game.
🔗 20:49
Iraeda: but Atifexe... who does that?!
🔗 20:49
jonnykefka: I really love how SMAC does research, and world generation, and world building, and...basically everything
🔗 20:49
Predmid: happy Cam. Yaaay.
🔗 20:49
Atifexe: I do, personally. I prefer more direct control.
🔗 20:49
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 89% (58/65)
🔗 20:49
Djshire: Cam, I'm glad this makes you happy
🔗 20:49
Iraeda: eh to each his own i guess lol
🔗 20:49
Haberdashed: "This predates Ricin"
🔗 20:50
Omnicrat: Man, I like that a hell of a lot more than picking techs. Feels much more organic
🔗 20:50
Derpoet: I love how happy and eager Cam is to talk about this game X)
🔗 20:50
Seagulyus: wow it predates the right clicks O-o
🔗 20:50
Omega_Lairon: It's how actual science happens... you don't always know what you're working towards, but you know the basics of what you're building from
🔗 20:50
holidayMD: Loading Ready Run, can you change the twitch status?
🔗 20:50
ElDuckerino: oh. is cameron hung up on Lal or do i just have the missfortune to get in here when he picks him?
🔗 20:50
Durugai: we can tell our scientists to focus on an area, what they discover in that area is semi-random?
🔗 20:50
Atifexe: I also play on lower difficulties with Tech Stagnation, limited victory options, and worlds around 515x512.
🔗 20:50
jadedcynic: Imagine if someone could take the meta-game mechanics of SMAC and give it modern code, functions (right-click, etc.) and whatnot?
🔗 20:50
jonnykefka: Like, I really love that when it generates this random map, there are certain landmarks that just show up and give the map character, and the planet character, and they affect the game in interesting ways...it really feels like an exciting and novel world because of that tiny little detail
🔗 20:50
bainard656: Yes, it means that Yang's really creepy. :)
🔗 20:51
LadyRhian: Soylent Green
🔗 20:51
ComradeBeric: Djshire: if this is one of your old favorites, then why did you tell lrrbot that the game is bad?
🔗 20:51
CoyoteSans: Sadly, a Xenonauts version of SMAC does not exist.
🔗 20:51
Djshire: Elduckerino: yes and no. Many of the faction leaders are wonderful characters, and people can relate to them
🔗 20:51
Lysander_Gustav: Hello earthlings!
🔗 20:51
Durugai: I need to play this at some point but.. So many games
🔗 20:51
Zibanitu: It means that Yang understands that waste need not be a sidfe-effect of death.
🔗 20:51
Haberdashed: !game good
🔗 20:51
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 89% (59/66)
🔗 20:51
Atifexe: When folks say this game doesn't have right click functionality, what exactly do they mean?
🔗 20:51
Lysander_Gustav: This is an interesting mod for Beyond Earth.
🔗 20:51
Djshire: Comradebelric: That's for beyond earth, not alpha centauri
🔗 20:51
VmKid: LoadingReadyRun: Update game on Twitch?
🔗 20:51
Durugai: Dix can you override the game?
🔗 20:52
Durugai: hoping he is around on that one
🔗 20:52
Zibanitu: I really need to read these novels. I have then, but never seem to get around to them.
🔗 20:52
Dix: whats the game
🔗 20:52
ComradeBeric: Coyotesans: Not quite, but there is Pandora: First Contact, which is basically just an HD version of SMAC.
🔗 20:52
Omnicrat: Haberdasher, the game is still beyond earth, saying game good makes beyond earths rating go up, not alpha centaury
🔗 20:52
JakalDX: Wow Beyond Earth looks a lot like Alpha Centauri Kappa
🔗 20:52
jonnykefka: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
🔗 20:52
Omega_Lairon: Science and environmentalism aren't mutually exclusive
🔗 20:52
VmKid: Cam's got it.
🔗 20:52
mtvcdm: Cam sounds like the gaming equivalent of someone who just got out of prison and is having a hot dog for the fist time in 30 years.
🔗 20:52
Dix: !game refresh
🔗 20:52
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth (rating 89%)
🔗 20:52
VmKid: Nope, not yet.
🔗 20:52
Lord_Durin: !game good
🔗 20:52
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 89% (59/66)
🔗 20:52
Gnrt: so what I'm hearing is cam is to civ beyond earth as alex is to dark souls 2
🔗 20:52
Dix: !game refresh
🔗 20:52
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (rating 100%)
🔗 20:52
jadedcynic: !game
🔗 20:52
Dix: boom
🔗 20:53
Omnicrat: !game good
🔗 20:53
jonnykefka: !game good
🔗 20:53
jadedcynic: !game good
🔗 20:53
Zibanitu: !game good
🔗 20:53
Djshire: !game good
🔗 20:53
Atifexe: !game good
🔗 20:53
ComradeBeric: !game good
🔗 20:53
Shocksplicer: !game good
🔗 20:53
TrakoGamer: !game excellent
🔗 20:53
bainard656: By swarming them with brain-eating worms.
🔗 20:53
mtvcdm: !game good
🔗 20:53
TrakoGamer: !game good
🔗 20:53
Omnicrat: !game better than Beyond Earth
🔗 20:53
holidayMD: !gamecamishappy
🔗 20:53
jadedcynic: @gnrt that's not a wrong synopsis, actually
🔗 20:53
Jay_Blanc: I get the feeling that Cam has written fanfic about this game.
🔗 20:53
ldurquhart: !game good
🔗 20:53
JakalDX: This feels like a step back graphically from Civ 5
🔗 20:53
Omnicrat: Jay_blank, a playthrough IS fanfic, basically
🔗 20:53
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (32/32)
🔗 20:54
Iraeda: well this game is 15 years old <.>
🔗 20:54
jadedcynic: @jakaldx this is LITERALLY a step back graphically from Civ *3* :D
🔗 20:54
Atifexe: Bases that work tiles within Pholus Ridge generate an extra point of Energy for each tile.
🔗 20:54
the_lone_bard: !game good
🔗 20:54
JakalDX: Haha I know, I'm being a jackass
🔗 20:54
mtvcdm: The game is 15 years old and he'd rather play this than a version that just came out.
🔗 20:54
Zibanitu: It's a step back graphically, but a step ahead in storytelling and contextualizing futuristic advances.
🔗 20:54
Omnicrat: Civ 1 and 2 graphics are fine. they get the job done for the game that they are
🔗 20:54
OneirosGolem: But Cam, what if it was a pale gray-blue. For miles and miles and miles and
🔗 20:54
Omega_Lairon: Oh bother! You've got a Spartan infestation
🔗 20:54
Shocksplicer: The "Turn Complete" voice sounds kind of like Peter Dinklage...
🔗 20:54
Jay_Blanc: That worked well!
🔗 20:54
JakalDX: I went back and played AC and some thing haven't aged well IMO. I didn't miss the city spamming and the stacks of doom
🔗 20:54
mtvcdm: Yes! The land! It looks like land!
🔗 20:54
CoyoteSans: welp
🔗 20:55
jadedcynic: @omnicrat - agreed, civ II is arguably my fave iteration of that game series :)
🔗 20:55
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (33/33)
🔗 20:55
Rockypyroad: I saw you streaming this game a little while ago and I was put off a little by the presentation, but now that you've explained a great deal of it I really wanna buy this and learn more
🔗 20:55
Zibanitu: !game good
🔗 20:55
Stoffern: The worms are more fun sized in this game
🔗 20:55
JakalDX: I love so much about Brave New World that old Civ just feels weird to me
🔗 20:55
Jay_Blanc: At least when SMAC screws you over early in the game, it lets you know.
🔗 20:55
the_lone_bard: I just kind of wish Firaxis had done a HD remake of Alpha Centauri rather than trying to recapture their success by *** with civ5, reskinning it and going "Spiritual successor!"
🔗 20:55
ElDuckerino: this is going to be really hard to come back from without worms attack the spartans :(
🔗 20:55
jadedcynic: @Rockypyroad Good Old Games - gog.com
🔗 20:55
Omnicrat: I liked Civ 2 a lot, but Civ 4 is by far my favoited
🔗 20:55
Omnicrat: *favorite
🔗 20:55
Iraeda: lone_bard they couldn't because rights issues~
🔗 20:55
Withmir: I like Civ 4 for all the great mods
🔗 20:56
jonnykefka: GOG has ensured that SMAC will be with us for some time
🔗 20:56
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (33/33)
🔗 20:56
CoyoteSans: To be fair, EA owns the rights to SMAC.
🔗 20:56
Atifexe: For anyone who is interested in acquiring the game, here it is on GoG: http://www.gog.com/game/sid_meiers_alpha_centauri
🔗 20:56
jonnykefka: Atifexe you don't just *** spray heroin on a crowd like that, jesus
🔗 20:56
Noxenluxe: !game good
🔗 20:56
Sun_Singer: I want to download the hell out of this game. Civ IV and V have been such a big part of my life. I never went backwards though. This is beautiful
🔗 20:56
Zibanitu: I love how they employ the "Datalinks" and remind us of the value in our own history, even in the future.
🔗 20:56
jadedcynic: @The_lone_bard also beyond the EA rights, is Brian Reynolds still with Firaxis? :(
🔗 20:56
Atifexe reloads.
🔗 20:56
holidayMD: Happy Cam is best Cam
🔗 20:56
mtvcdm: Cam just sounds so relieved to be away from Beyond Earth.
🔗 20:56
Iraeda: Jadedcynic he is not he makes mobile games now <.<
🔗 20:57
Omnicrat: I'm not used to Cam sounding this happy :P
🔗 20:57
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (34/34)
🔗 20:57
Lysander_Gustav: Has anyone modded Civ 4 into a total conversion of Alpha Centauri?
🔗 20:57
Djshire: Spraying Heroin is the name of my Lords of Acid cover band
🔗 20:57
jonnykefka: I also love that. It tells you not to quit. Not that it needs the *** help
🔗 20:57
aestrivex: please dont go the drones need you
🔗 20:57
Zibanitu: We are drones - we need you - we look up to you - you are the Cammander!
🔗 20:57
Durugai: They need you.. The drones, they need you..
🔗 20:57
the_lone_bard: Jadedcynic I don't even know who that is, or care. I was promised a spiritual successor to Alpha Centauri, and what I got was a somewhat promising but otherwise broken and dull alternate version of Civ5...
🔗 20:57
ThatDangSkeleton: hmm
🔗 20:57
Iraeda: LYsander_gustav look up Civ4 : planetfall it's as close as you can get
🔗 20:57
ElDuckerino: i always woundered why santiago wants the right to arm bears...
🔗 20:57
ThatDangSkeleton: The drones are forming some odd opinions. in that they have them
🔗 20:58
lirelent: hah
🔗 20:58
Shocksplicer: What. Was. That.
🔗 20:58
Haberdashed: LOLWUT
🔗 20:58
Djshire: WAT WAS THAT?!?!
🔗 20:58
Nightvalien28: WUT
🔗 20:58
Omnicrat: What didn't happen? No, seriously, I missed it.
🔗 20:58
Omega_Lairon: >_> And now it's on record... forever
🔗 20:58
jadedcynic: @The_lone_bard Brian Reynolds was the true 'core creator' of SMAC (and had a lot of influence on Civ games, too)
🔗 20:58
Atifexe: He built a Network Node.
🔗 20:58
Omnicrat: Wait, what?
🔗 20:58
jonnykefka: "Peacekeepers"
🔗 20:58
holidayMD: I like how you get data graphs every few seconds.
🔗 20:58
Haberdashed: CAM YOU CAN'T JUST NOT TELL US WHAT THAT WAS
🔗 20:58
OneirosGolem: Omnicrat: I don't know, but I've been told it wasn't worth worrying about.
🔗 20:58
jadedcynic: wait, WAT?!?
🔗 20:58
Shocksplicer: OmnicratL NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
🔗 20:58
bainard656: You say that, Cam, but in fairness even that bawdy march does tell you something about the Spartans.
🔗 20:58
Omnicrat: Lex Luthor IRL? More info on that
🔗 20:58
ComradeBeric: Firaxis really could have just given this game a graphical update and everyone would have showered them in money. But no, they had to make a soulless Civ V clone.
🔗 20:58
Zibanitu: !panic
🔗 20:58
LRRbot: THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 20:58
TrakoGamer: I dunno but I've been told. / Deidre's got a Network Node. / Likes to turn the on-off swich. / Dig that crazy Gaian witch.
🔗 20:58
Nightvalien28: I don't know but I have been told... this game is really old
🔗 20:58
holidayMD: !panic
🔗 20:58
jadedcynic: craig ventor?
🔗 20:58
CoyoteSans: We appear to be hemmed in, and by Santiago of all people.
🔗 20:58
Lysander_Gustav: Haberdashed, sure he can
🔗 20:58
mtvcdm: Peacekeepers, they are there to pacify you. They will solve ALL your problems.
🔗 20:58
EldraziOutlaw: man the new Civ game has worse graphics than I though, and what is with this UI? Looks totally retro.
🔗 20:59
jadedcynic: *Craig Venter
🔗 20:59
the_lone_bard: Jadedcynic that's nice and all, but how is that relevnt to making a HD version of a game that already exists? You take the previous game, and rebuild it exactly, but with modern tech,
🔗 20:59
Omnicrat: Can we not just brush over the existence of a IRL Lex Luthor?
🔗 20:59
Lysander_Gustav: @Haberdashed don't worry about it.
🔗 20:59
holidayMD: Eldrazioutlaw: it's vintage
🔗 20:59
Zibanitu: This game is so forward thinking...
🔗 20:59
Omnicrat: Am I the only one who wants to know more about the IRL Lex Luthor?
🔗 20:59
Iraeda: the_lone_bard because EA owns SMAC not Firaxis
🔗 20:59
Omnicrat: Cam, gib info plox
🔗 21:00
the_lone_bard: Iraeda valid, but not relevant to this particular argument.
🔗 21:00
🔗 21:00
Iraeda: well it is valid to why they didn't just HD remake SMAC :P but i guess <.<
🔗 21:00
Predmid: the guy that tried to patent genes?
🔗 21:00
Derpoet: Apparently he's a scientific badass trying to make artificial life?
🔗 21:00
the_lone_bard: Yes, but not as to why one of the core people involved needs to be involved the second time 'round.
🔗 21:00
Derpoet: and thanks Cam ^-^
🔗 21:00
shadowmaster132: And won
🔗 21:01
jadedcynic: @the_lone_bard did you listen to Cam; Reynolds' fingerprints are ALL OVER Alpha Centauri - much of the game's 'goodness' is his doing. I assert that you cannot "rebuild it exactly" withOUT him involved :/
🔗 21:01
Djshire: Thank you for the stream Cam, its good that you're feeling better, gnite Cam and chat
🔗 21:01
Omnicrat: oh, the sythetic lifeform guy!
🔗 21:01
Omnicrat: I know who that is
🔗 21:01
Omnicrat: How is he Lex Luthor?
🔗 21:01
Turbler: Always sucks to have someone beat you to a wonder... of course, you don't get a production refund in real life.
🔗 21:01
CoyoteSans: The fact that corporations have apparently decided AI Research has a significant profit motive makes me happy, I'll be honest.
🔗 21:01
Derpoet: "...is now working at JCVI to create synthetic biological organisms."
🔗 21:01
the_lone_bard: Jadedcynic the game is already made... You don't need to add or remove anything, his being around is irrelevant, he's already done his work.
🔗 21:01
Iraeda: Beaten to a wonder simplymeans you beat them in the face and TAKE the wonder :D
🔗 21:02
the_lone_bard: You don't need Picaso to make an exactly digital replica of a Picaso painting...
🔗 21:02
Shocksplicer: GATTACA! GATTACA!
🔗 21:02
Lysander_Gustav: gattaca!
🔗 21:03
Zibanitu: Sooooooo many Talents!
🔗 21:03
mtvcdm: In real life, getting beaten to a wonder only really matters at the patent office.
🔗 21:03
EldraziOutlaw: So Cam, did you not like Civ BE then?
🔗 21:03
sordcooper: so, makin super humans all over the place?
🔗 21:03
jadedcynic: @the_lone_bard okay, we disagree; so be it. The other issue you've got to deal with is the fact that Firaxis doesn't own the rights to SMAC, but ol' EA does...good luck trying to do anything remotely similar to the property :(
🔗 21:03
Atifexe: When you have more Talents than non-Talent citizens in a base, it triggers a Golden Age.
🔗 21:03
Shocksplicer: Eldrazioutlaw: No, no he did not.
🔗 21:03
Derpoet: @Eldrazioutlaw He outright hates it, it would seem
🔗 21:04
mtvcdm: Someone can make a wonder first, completely fail to use it well and it'll be the second or third guy to succeed by using the wonder better.
🔗 21:04
CoyoteSans: Ten bucks EA, n response to Civ:BE, uses the AC name to slap on another mobile game.
🔗 21:04
the_lone_bard: Jadedcynic and that point is un-workaroundable. Because EA are run by a bunch of pants on head fucktarded money hungry pricks,
🔗 21:04
Atifexe: @Jadedcynic: See War for the Overworld.
🔗 21:04
jadedcynic: @Eldrazioutlaw the bugs and flaws really began to rear up (surprised they didn't show up in the first playthrough)
🔗 21:04
ElDuckerino: i think you stopped at: "beyond earth shows a failed civ5 aftermath"
🔗 21:04
Predmid: tilting cameron was tilting hard
🔗 21:04
Durugai: wonder with +1 happy in every city? or?
🔗 21:04
Haberdashed: This game is not without its cons
🔗 21:04
Iraeda: but Cam... don't you LIKE getting +4 culture from a late game wonder that took 30 turns to build?!
🔗 21:05
Omnicrat: It was a fundemental understanding of the human genome, not merely an I dentification of the genes?
🔗 21:05
Haberdashed: Cam, do you like RTS games, and if so have you ever heard of the game Impossible Creatures?
🔗 21:05
Zibanitu: Santiago can eat our probes....
🔗 21:05
Jay_Blanc: You know what'll be fun, if you break out past Santiago... And fine Miriam.
🔗 21:05
Zibanitu: SMAC was a fantastic Civ 2.5 game...
🔗 21:05
Derpoet: So are we going to roflstomp Santiago with the power of our science??
🔗 21:05
StarFreak359: We failed you, Cam. We all failed you :(
🔗 21:06
Omnicrat: Africa isn't too bad.... or is Polystralia (internally)
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Omnicrat: in BE
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mtvcdm: Yeah, all they were were corporations, basically, fighting over who got to run the smoking ruins of human civilization. You're literally controlling the United Nations here.
🔗 21:06
Zibanitu: They are more than just people that you can like - they are people.
🔗 21:06
user_with_name17: I liked my harmony faction in C:BE
🔗 21:07
CoyoteSans: Wow, games just don't like you tonight, Cam.
🔗 21:07
Lemdarel: So Beyond Earth was a little too on the nose?
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OneirosGolem: Beyond Earth is a failed CIV 5 game, where the factions go on to make largely the exact same mistake. SMAC is also sort of a failed CIV game, but then those factions learn from their failure and recreate a better society from the ashes. I think.
🔗 21:07
user_with_name17: we cured old age and were super healthy
🔗 21:07
Bawkbawkboo1: um I just got back here after eating dinner, wut happened
🔗 21:07
Jay_Blanc: Even Miriam has some good to her.
🔗 21:07
Omega_Lairon: Technically, as the stand-in for your faction's leader in BE, you can be the kind of person you want to succeed. Just need to take liberties with some of the story and ending aspects
🔗 21:07
jadedcynic: it was a game full of Morgans ;)
🔗 21:07
Durugai: bawkbawkboo1 tilt, flip and scoop happened.. No Cam flipped to SMAC instead
🔗 21:08
Lord_Durin: most of BE isn't on the nose. ARC is, though
🔗 21:08
EldraziOutlaw: Yeah the leaders where kind of a letdown
🔗 21:08
Duwani1: They show you that in hundreds of years nothing has changed
🔗 21:08
Haberdashed: Cam realized he didn't want to play Civ BE, @Bawkbawkboo1, and he decided to play a different civ game, Civ Alpha Centauri, instead.
🔗 21:08
ComradeBeric: Well, in BE they had to make all of the civs bland to make sure that each one could plausibly pursue any of the affinities presented.
🔗 21:08
Lemdarel: I guess that just reminds me of humanity as it stands right now.
🔗 21:08
EldraziOutlaw: Saddly I fully expect there to be DLC for Civ BE, hopefully it can fix some of the issues with shitty factions
🔗 21:08
CoyoteSans: From what I can see, humanity in SMAC is kinda doomed at some point anyway unless someone takes the Unity ending.
🔗 21:08
Iraeda: ComradeBeric the issue with that though is the tech and wonder "quotes" still imply leaders having preference to affinities lol
🔗 21:08
Iraeda: as does the AI scripting
🔗 21:09
jadedcynic: @Coyotesans 'unity' ending? You mean "transcendence"?
🔗 21:09
jonnykefka: god dammit cam I am THIS CLOSE to digging up my old Alpha Centauri CD and seeing if I can make it work
🔗 21:09
the_lone_bard: Comradeberic why do they have to do that? Just because someone has a hot tempered personality doesn't mean they don't want to live at peace with the world... Just means they get angry much quicker.
🔗 21:09
CoyoteSans: Yeah, that. I can never remember the name.
🔗 21:09
user_with_name17: I guess the C:BE leaders don't feel iconic or even like characters
🔗 21:09
jonnykefka: I have a dissertation you monster
🔗 21:09
Duwani1: Yeah Cam, when did people stop dreaming and grew complacent with the world as it is now not how it could be?
🔗 21:09
TacitusVigil: It's not a "let's better ourselves and learn from our mistakes", it's "let's make the same mistakes we already made on a brand new planet"?
🔗 21:09
Shocksplicer: By my lucky stars is that an Australian accent I hear?
🔗 21:09
the_lone_bard: People are complicated, they don't all have to be "Angry man likes fighting."
🔗 21:09
ComradeBeric: Iraeda: Except that those exist for every affinity. The Africans, for example, have quotes which suggest both purity and harmony.
🔗 21:09
shadowmaster132: shocksplicer that totally is
🔗 21:09
Shocksplicer: Nice, don't hear them often enough.
🔗 21:10
mtvcdm: The Africans got red-shirted in that last playthrough.
🔗 21:10
ShadeofHades: !time
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LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:10 PM
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Duwani1: Yeah Cam, when did people stop dreaming and grew complacent with the world as it is now not how it could be?
🔗 21:10
shadowmaster132: I was just pleased to hear that the accent was a good one and not a poor imitation
🔗 21:10
FinAzvandi: Dear Dr. Cam - have you read Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy? I remember it having many of the same themes you enjoy in this game
🔗 21:10
Lysander_Gustav: What did you think of how they handled the world itself of Beyond Earth?
🔗 21:10
CoyoteSans: Santiago always comes off to me as a less competent Shang-wannabe.
🔗 21:10
Iraeda: someday...i will play as Miriam and go for a science victory <.>
🔗 21:11
ComradeBeric: @The_lone_bard I never said they made the right move. I'm just explaining what I think the thought was behind the decision.
🔗 21:11
jadedcynic: @duwani1 that's a very good point - someone else mentioned the Civ:BE leaders just reminded them of how the world is now :/
🔗 21:11
zzjing: !game
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LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (rating 100%)
🔗 21:11
Omega_Lairon: I heard rumours somewhere of either a Let's Play or a stream of someone doing science victory in Civ 5 with the Huns
🔗 21:11
jadedcynic: I wonder if SMAC is a product of our 'zeitgeist' back in the 90's, and CivBE is a product of today's? Oh, dear...
🔗 21:11
Dix: o.o
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Duwani1: People just need to stop getting so wrapped up in stuff that in the the long run doesn't matter
🔗 21:12
sordcooper: not to mention how the Civ:BE leaders have hardly any sound clips
🔗 21:12
mtvcdm: What's ours is yours. For a price.
🔗 21:12
TrakoGamer: Deidre buying the vote...
🔗 21:12
Noxenluxe: @Omega_lairon So basically the opposite of Gandhi with nukes?
🔗 21:12
Bawkbawkboo1: Jadedcynic exactly
🔗 21:12
aestrivex: Did anyone mention that no village was ever ruined by trade?
🔗 21:12
Atifexe: When assaulting bases, Infantry are best.
🔗 21:12
user_with_name17: Like Adam Smith said...
🔗 21:12
ComradeBeric: @Jadedcynic If BE is a reflection of today's culture, then we're all sociopaths.
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the_lone_bard: Duw-something your name is flourescent green... That happened over the course of the last 20-30 years as we gained more and more tech and instead of creating better lives for people, the rich got richer, the poor got poorer, it became common place to turn a blind eye to other peoples suffering in favour of reducing your own. Corporations came in and started taking over everything and our governments repeatedly fail us by saying all the right things then ignoring what the people actually want. People stopped dreaming because the world has become a more hopeless place for the vast majority of people, and now our dreams are reduced to "Get a stable job, pay off our debt, find love and live to an old age."
🔗 21:13
CoyoteSans: Jadedcynic To be fair, Tiberiran Sun came out around the same time as this game, I think, and it was pretty damn despondent regarding our future.
🔗 21:13
Haberdashed: That's.....horrifying.
🔗 21:13
Iraeda: well with CIV5 that works easier Miriam gets NO research till 2110 (turn 10) and also starts with -2 research on the civics lol she's basically designed as anti science XD
🔗 21:13
jadedcynic: @Comradeberic yeah...thus my "...oh dear" :P
🔗 21:13
sordcooper: christ.... i need to use those in some of my pen and paper games
🔗 21:13
Zibanitu: I remember enjoying a friends' GURPS Alpha Centauri tabletop game...
🔗 21:14
Haberdashed: I love the word "trist"
🔗 21:14
Zibanitu: This is a good verbal bit.
🔗 21:14
jadedcynic: THIS this will tell you about ALL the factions, in just one sound bite :D
🔗 21:14
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu wait, what? Did GURPS make an actual module for that or is that something homebrewed?
🔗 21:14
the_lone_bard: It's hard for people to dream big, when most people dream of simply getting hired at mcdonalds and not being treated like *** by their bosses because they know they're disposable.
🔗 21:14
Jay_Blanc: SMAC had someone doing the writing. Civ:BE has someone doing 'theming'.
🔗 21:14
Rasterscan: !game good
🔗 21:14
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (35/35)
🔗 21:14
Zibanitu: No, ComradeBeric, it's an actual game release. For 4th Edition, if I recall.
🔗 21:14
zzjing: !game good
🔗 21:14
Haberdashed: These quotes are amazing.
🔗 21:15
Durugai: Yes Cam, we can indeed talk about this, talk!
🔗 21:15
user_with_name17: because lines
🔗 21:15
Shocksplicer: Bitches. Love. Railguns.
🔗 21:15
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Steve Jackson has been ****ing holding out on me.
🔗 21:15
Vetack: Hell yeah good old game Alpha Centauri
🔗 21:15
Lysander_Gustav: Awww, Percival is here to help you feel better
🔗 21:15
Haberdashed: *amazing speech*...."Oh btw we have railguns, so that's cool."
🔗 21:15
maladictem: Lone Bard. I don't think that is something that has just happened in the last 20-30 years. That's been humanity for all of history.
🔗 21:15
jadedcynic: @zibanitu thank you for this info: now I have to get back into GURPS (and pay through the nose for old 4th ed books) and get that!
🔗 21:16
StarFreak359: "English, mellonfarmer! Do you speak it?!"
🔗 21:16
LRRbot: Rating for Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron is now 100% (36/36)
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Zibanitu: LOL, NP, jadedcynic and ComradeBeric. That was some good gaming, and I'm glad to spread it about.
🔗 21:16
ComradeBeric: @Jadedcynic you and me both. I'm going to have to relearn GURPS again. I haven't played since my game of Traveller almost a decade ago.
🔗 21:16
Duwani1: All i want in life is to be a little happer than the day before and to watch the flames as the world burns
🔗 21:16
Vetack: This game was and is amazing
🔗 21:16
the_lone_bard: Maiadictem true on some level, but it's really taken off lately. 20-30 years ago people tried to do better, they tried to bring about change and the people watching thought they might just succeed... Today we look at those same people and just feel sad, because "They're wasting their time, no one cares."
🔗 21:16
Papperslappen: I don't remember who said that "We know far to little about nonlinear PDEs and far to much about linear ones"
🔗 21:16
Omega_Lairon: Oh wow, looks like University's starting off with a good lead, if that bar graph is anything to go by.
🔗 21:16
Atifexe: In my last game, the Peacekeepers were being really pushy. They eventually declared war on me during a conversation where I was trying to convince them to join me in a pact.
🔗 21:16
TrakoGamer: Santiago is going down
🔗 21:17
jadedcynic: @Maladictem well, not *ALL* off history...and that's the problem - this is a product of one of those tiny flickers of 'hope'...
🔗 21:17
Papperslappen: *too dammit
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ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu lrrCREEPY so happy
🔗 21:17
Zibanitu: It's out of print, so I wish you the best of luck...
🔗 21:17
jadedcynic hugs zibanitu
🔗 21:17
Vetack: The unit customizing can get a bit complicated/unorganized
🔗 21:18
Atifexe: I conquered about 80% of their territory and forced them to surrender, losing about 3-4 units in the process.
🔗 21:18
jadedcynic: you've given me an ISBN to search with :)
🔗 21:18
Atifexe: This from having no offensive military units when they declared war.
🔗 21:18
CoyoteSans: Cam's not having a good combat night.
🔗 21:19
Lysander_Gustav: Do you think Alpha Centauri would make a good total conversion of Settlers of Catan?
🔗 21:19
jadedcynic: hell, one of the hobby shops here in town might still have my old books I sold ages ago :P
🔗 21:19
jadedcynic: which at least would get me gurps4
🔗 21:19
mtvcdm: Don't worry, Cam, soon you will be driving a bus that isn't being attacked by a single thing save for one little bug.
🔗 21:19
user_with_name17: unit customization is why I hire all the engineers and scientists
🔗 21:19
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Hey, where's the search function on this site? I want to find something for GURPS that is for cavemen/stone age. I have an idea for a Traveller game.
🔗 21:19
Omega_Lairon: Uhh... yeah... looks like the war isn't going super hot for the UN there
🔗 21:20
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holidayMD: What is wrong with that man's eyes?
🔗 21:20
Havok4: Goodnight all.
🔗 21:20
Vetack: Complete concentration
🔗 21:20
the_lone_bard: Think about this. The oldest person alive today, has seen racism go from "the norm" to a disgusting aspect of humanity that wont die. They've seen women being treated more and more equal. They've seen womens rights and the power taken away from an elite few and given to the people... And then they've watched that power given right back to the elite few, workers have their rights but if they try to use them, they are disposed of and replaced. We've found other groups of people to repress and we've seen the media bring about casual racism anytime someone of another religion or colour does something bad...
🔗 21:20
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu I just spotted it at the top. That is some squinty hard to see text up there.
🔗 21:20
ComradeBeric: Thank you, though.
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ComradeBeric: Also, good night @Havok4
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: Ahaha I come back to your game and you're like
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: Tilting at SMAC now?
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: Did you get too frustrated with Beyond Earth?
🔗 21:21
Shocksplicer: He did indeed.
🔗 21:21
maladictem: I think you might just be seeing the past through rose tinted glasses. There is a tendency when looking at history to only see the better things about those time, because we don't have as good a window into the lives of the common people then as we do today. We don't know how Mr. farmer felt about life and his place in the world; we do however have the records from the ambitious people who did try to improve things and were successful.
🔗 21:21
Lysander_Gustav: Has anyone here tried Steve Jackson's "Transhuman Space" game, and is it any good?
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: Ow
🔗 21:21
mtvcdm: The problem, The_lone_bard, is that too many people see that and regard it as a bad thing.
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: I'm sorry, I greatly enjoy your stream
🔗 21:21
BonSequitur: I just went away for a while to get things done and came back
🔗 21:21
ElDuckerino: you only do 20%(30%?) collateral damage to other units in the stack
🔗 21:21
SomebodyNowhere: !game
🔗 21:21
LRRbot: Currently playing: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (rating 100%)
🔗 21:22
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Alternatively http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/books/IceAge/
🔗 21:22
the_lone_bard: Maladictem that is a good point.
🔗 21:22
Omnicrat: I'm not getting how Venter is Luthor. Did you just mean the genious bit, not the megalomania bit? Can someone not cam explain, as Cam does not seem to want to?
🔗 21:22
Vetack: This over CoD games any day
🔗 21:22
the_lone_bard: Mtvcdm do you intend to defend that assertion?
🔗 21:22
Rasterscan: !advice
🔗 21:22
LRRbot: Food is not health.
🔗 21:22
jadedcynic: @the_lone_bard yeah, you're basically summing up the experiences of my lifetime; I saw such amazing improvements with society...that have since just fallen to pieces...
🔗 21:22
BonSequitur: And tbh I think you playing SMAC is probably more entertaining, it moves faster and has more cool stuff to talk about. Also it's a more unfair game.
🔗 21:22
Zibanitu: @ComradeBeric - Ooo, that would work too...
🔗 21:23
ComradeBeric: @Bonsequitur It's fine. He's just tilting right now. It's in the title after all.
🔗 21:23
BonSequitur: But I do apologise, I didn't mean to come off as mocking or anything.
🔗 21:23
zzjing: !nextfan
🔗 21:23
LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: StreamBros (www.twitch.tv/streambros?) at Wed 09:00 PM PST (23m ago)
🔗 21:23
BonSequitur: I know, I know, I'm just loathe to add to the tilt yeah
🔗 21:23
Zibanitu: That's the one good thing about GURPS - there's a book for EVERYTHING, ComradeBeric.
🔗 21:23
mtvcdm: Oh, did I not get the full comprehension there? I was meaning to say that there are people who see the decrease in acceptance of racism, et al., and see that as bad.
🔗 21:23
Rasterscan: !next
🔗 21:23
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Video Games with Video James at Thu 09:00 AM PST (11:36 from now)
🔗 21:23
mtvcdm: Unfortunately.
🔗 21:23
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, we're still going *and* playing SMAC? Glad I came in!
🔗 21:23
Okipokute: wha, back to alpha centuri?
🔗 21:24
Xveers: Zibanitu : There's even a book for SMAC!
🔗 21:24
mtvcdm: Yeah, Beyond Earth was butt.
🔗 21:24
the_lone_bard: Mtvcdm yeah, and those people are a problem in civilization as a whole ever progressing.
🔗 21:24
BonSequitur: That is one large boil
🔗 21:24
Zibanitu: Xveers, yeah, I already posted it. :)
🔗 21:24
Jay_Blanc: Okipokute: Consensus is that Civ:BE needs a lot of patching.
🔗 21:24
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Yep. There's even a book for playing a game in Finland in 1940. Steve Jackson is trying to catalog the entirety of human history and creativity in stat-ed form.
🔗 21:24
TrakoGamer: I still kind of like CivBE, but SMAC is far superior
🔗 21:24
Xveers: ahh, missed that Zibanitu :)
🔗 21:24
Zibanitu: NP, Xveers.
🔗 21:24
jadedcynic: @Arclight_dynamo @Okipokute yeah, the Beyond Urf flaws, bugs and just general shortcomings got to cam (and chat) too much
🔗 21:25
Arclight_Dynamo: That bad, eh? Yeesh.
🔗 21:25
Xveers loves the GURPS system for reference material.
🔗 21:25
the_lone_bard: Jadedcynic See, and people wonder why, at 22 I'm not dreaming of changing the world. And rather of just getting healthy, and getting a job I like so I can afford to rent a nice 2 bedroom house, and be left in peace.
🔗 21:25
Derpoet: While I have indeed enjoyed the stream today and have added SMAC to my "buy" list, I'm afraid I have to work in the wee hours of the morning, so good night eeverybody and Cam. Hope you enjoy your SMAC session Cam!
🔗 21:25
Zibanitu: I love everything Kenneth Hite has provided for GURPS, as well, ComradeBeric. In particular, the Suppressed Transmissions books.
🔗 21:25
mtvcdm: All you can do in life is your damndest.
🔗 21:25
Durugai: Cam, is there a chance you could explain the city interface? :)
🔗 21:25
jadedcynic: @The_lone_bard as am I; I *had* big dreams...and they've watered down to just the same as what you've mentioned; and at 42, I HAVE TO ASPIRE TO THOSE HUMBLE GOALS :P
🔗 21:25
Lysander_Gustav: Cameron, what did you think of Master of Orion, compared to this game?
🔗 21:26
BonSequitur: I love how SMAC is just like, "Yeah we've been on this alien world for two weeks... we just Solved Ethics."
🔗 21:26
Omnicrat: Man, I would love ethical calculus IRL...
🔗 21:26
TrakoGamer: durugai, what do you need to know?
🔗 21:26
Omega_Lairon: Granted, I'm not mathemagician or anything, but I'm not sure that's what calculus does... Maybe fun, futrure/space calculus, but not regular boring Earth calculus
🔗 21:26
jadedcynic: @Lysander_gustav he loved the heck outta MoO2; Dunno what he thinks of the first game
🔗 21:26
CoyoteSans: The problem with SMAC is the problem all Civ games have: It seems to emphasize social manipulation and control, and present it as a positive thing.
🔗 21:26
Atifexe: Bloody Believers.
🔗 21:26
Omnicrat: Y'know, I don't think a civilization with objective morality and ethics would still have war
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maladictem: Not really since I'm about to go to bed lol. I always hear people talking about how the world was better in the past, and I strongly believe they are wrong. They say that everyone was kinder and more moral but I believe that people are people and they don't change much. There will always be ambitious people that want to make the world a better place, and then there will be the vast majority, that just want it easy.
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user_with_name17: Bonsequitur lol yeah. turns out the problem was being on the third planet on the sun
🔗 21:26
jadedcynic: @Bonsequitur well, more like 100 years, but yeah :D
🔗 21:26
Xveers: Believing Artillery.. yes, I believe in artillery too!
🔗 21:27
Arclight_Dynamo: Omnicrat: Nothing to do with math, really: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethical_calculus
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the_lone_bard: Yeah, it's damn depressing. We've seen humanity try to improve and fail so spectacularly we've collectively just given up. Noone will ever change the world or the human race, so why bother when we can just try and carve out a small, peaceful little life for ourselves.
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user_with_name17: solved ethics, now what?
🔗 21:27
BonSequitur: @Jadedcynic Isn't Ethical Calculus low enough down the tech tree that given the right start you can get it literally in the first turn of the game?
🔗 21:27
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Oh man, SJG doesn't have the SMAC book in PDF form like they do with most of their other books.
🔗 21:27
Omnicrat: Maladictem, you are fundementaly wrong, we are always becomeing better ethically and intelectually as humans. Humans today are better than they have ever been.
🔗 21:27
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, crap. I meant that for Omega_lairon.
🔗 21:28
Shocksplicer: !Cam bad
🔗 21:28
SomebodyNowhere: !punt?
🔗 21:28
ComradeBeric: lol
🔗 21:28
Zibanitu: @ComradeBeric: Well, it IS from Third Edition... Check your local gaming store's bargain bin - you might be shocked.
🔗 21:28
mtvcdm: Well, we have changed it. It just changes really slowly and goes backward in some places at the same time it's going forward in others, and we don't always see the overall picture.
🔗 21:28
All_Mankind: everything that existed when you were born is a fundamental part of the natural order, everything that is discovered and invented before you're thirty is exciting and practical, everything past that is terrifying and immoral
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Omega_Lairon: I figured, Arclight_Dynamo. So it's more a borrowed term than a literal.
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jadedcynic: @The_lone_bard it spells Anomie - the death of a society; the communal group of people shattering into tiny little families and households with no empathy or affiliation (or interest in same) outside of said tiny shards
🔗 21:29
CoyoteSans: "Lal's Empire"? Lady, we're stuck on a peninsula a quarter the size of the territory you control.
🔗 21:29
Omnicrat: Archlight_dynamo, I meant in the sence of this game. A compleatly objective ethic that everyone agrees on and is fundementally correct
🔗 21:29
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Oh, no, I've looked through my FLGS's GURPS collection before. If they'd had a SMAC book, I'd have noticed and bought it by now.
🔗 21:29
BonSequitur: I really loved Third Edition GURPS books
🔗 21:29
the_lone_bard: And yet, that's where we are. Hurray for the human race?
🔗 21:29
BonSequitur: They always had so much background material and research put into them
🔗 21:29
Arclight_Dynamo: Omega_lairon: Yep. And a clever one, too, since it references utilitarianism and Jeremy Bentham. Digs right into actual ethical philosophy. The game devs did their homework.
🔗 21:29
jadedcynic sighs regretfully
🔗 21:29
Seabats: oh boy I love command and conquer kappaSagat
🔗 21:29
BonSequitur: I love the layout with the sidebars that always left so much space for extra info
🔗 21:29
ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu I'm sure it's out there somewhere. I'll just have to look elsewhere.
🔗 21:30
OneirosGolem: So I've been gone a bit: what's the sympathetic angle to the Spartans?
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mtvcdm: Big dramatic positive changes can be happening somewhere in Africa or whatever, but if you personally are out of a job and deep in debt, Africa suddenly means very little to you. To you, the whole world is collapsing.
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Lord_ZYRK: Adam, please, this is clearly Starcraft Kappa
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Zibanitu: @ComradeBeric - I did find a copy, but I'm not sure of it's legality - http://storagebin.wikispaces.com/file/view/Gurps_-_Alpha_Centauri.pdf
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All_Mankind: no no, it's a Dark Souls mod
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the_lone_bard: Welcome to the human race: We had hope, once. Now we just hope to not have any more of it destroyed.
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Lord_ZYRK: Spartans? Oh, so this is Halo. . .
🔗 21:30
BonSequitur: The AI cheats blatantly, as you know.
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user_with_name17: they cheat on high level of difficulties? isnt' that how all the old games worked
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jadedcynic: @Seabats oh, not sleeping with the dawgs anymore? - guess I'll have to catch your awesome stream another day - was really torn between you and kathleen :/
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Lysander_Gustav: So is the plot of Beyond Earth supposed to be "grudges that started on Earth are continued on a new planet?" Or is it "Nobody wants to share?"
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sordcooper: is it a proxy war maybe?
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Atifexe: If they got some of the Centauri researches, they may be getting bonuses to their fungus production.
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ComradeBeric: @Zibanitu Thank you! I'll mail SJG $20 tomorrow. Seriously. I've actually done that before.
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jadedcynic: @Lysander_gustav I'd say more the latter
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maladictem: Omnicrat I don't really mean intellectually, yes we are definitely improving our understanding of the world, and our material lives. I was mostly just saying that people aren't becoming more apathetic about improving the world, but that is always the way everyone has been.
🔗 21:31
Omega_Lairon: "It's not a loss, it's strategic withdrawal"
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Arclight_Dynamo: Welp. Got to see some SMAC, I'm happy. :D
🔗 21:31
Seabats: sleeping dogs is finished!
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Okipokute: next week is dessert bus
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OneirosGolem: See you next week Cam, good luck with your endeavours.
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Zibanitu: @ComradeBeric - LOL I'm just happy you get to live out Fungal dreams. :)
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mtvcdm: 8 days and change.
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TheMoatman: Dessert bus is in fact next week
🔗 21:31
Okipokute: delicious bus
🔗 21:31
BlackDragonMTG: when is desert bus?
🔗 21:31
user_with_name17: good night cam
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StarFreak359: with a non-zero amount of tilting
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BusTed: Heheh.
🔗 21:31
FinAzvandi: See you @ Desert Bus, then!
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jadedcynic: yeah, desert bus will start next thursday
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Zibanitu: Thanks, Cam!
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BonSequitur: Take it easy Cam
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mtvcdm: Night!
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BusTed: See you around, Cam.
🔗 21:31
TrakoGamer: Night, Cammander o7
🔗 21:31
CoyoteSans: Cameron does not know the description of his part-time job.
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StarFreak359: later, dude!
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ComradeBeric: Lates!
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Ravynn: Thanks Cam, night
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jadedcynic: either way, cya cam; THANK YOU! :D
🔗 21:31
Durugai: bye Cam
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Lord_ZYRK: Goodnight Cam
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Rockypyroad: bye!
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ElDuckerino: thanks cam
🔗 21:31
FinAzvandi: thanks Cam
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Arclight_Dynamo: Wait. SMAC *literally* has a "Swiftly tilting Planet" in it.
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BlackDragonMTG: night cam <3
🔗 21:31
amythist: desert bus starts next Friday
🔗 21:31
Berekhalf: Lates!
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Carbonylcookie: Night!
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Zibanitu: We'll see you when we see you!
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Omnicrat: Maladictem, we are becoming BETTER about wanting to improve the world, is my point
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holidayMD: bye Cam
🔗 21:32
Lysander_Gustav: Good night Cameron!
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Zibanitu: And good night to you all!
🔗 21:32
amythist: but they might be tearing down the streaming office (they need the computer and such)
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Omnicrat: night cam
🔗 21:32
All_Mankind: Graham mentioned they'll do stuff to the streaming room before Desert Bus
🔗 21:32
Omega_Lairon: DB starts on my birthday. I don't think any other presents I'm likely to receive will come anywhere close to matching DB
🔗 21:32
ComradeBeric: Good night, all! Particularly you two, @Zibanitu and @Jadedcynic
🔗 21:32
All_Mankind: ha, my birthday is the 13th
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Lysander_Gustav: !nextfan
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LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: StreamBros (www.twitch.tv/streambros?) at Wed 09:00 PM PST (32m ago)
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PMAvers: You know, I kind of wonder how Cam would do with Valkyria Chronicles, now that it's getting a Steam release.
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mtvcdm: Some of us lose hope very quickly, some lose it slowly, some never lose it, some even gain it. Putting all of humanity in one little box is always fraught with peril.
🔗 21:33
mtvcdm: It's a matter of the proportions.
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ComradeBeric: @Pmavers That is actually an excellent idea!
🔗 21:33
Lysander_Gustav: Streambros is playing Destiny at the moment.
🔗 21:33
Atifexe: Hmm... Is there a way to play group SMAX games online?
🔗 21:33
All_Mankind: i insist in hope
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ComradeBeric: I wish you'd had it 20 minutes ago so Cam could see it.
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TrakoGamer: welp.
🔗 21:34
Atifexe: I've played some LAN ones, but that's all.
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PMAvers: I just got home from work. <_<
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ComradeBeric: @Pmavers One can still hope, though.
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maladictem: Omnicrat Are we? You and I both care about the state of the world. I hate to see people starving while we have plenty, but does the average person care? Most people will say, that it's awful that people starve, but they don't do anything about it. They put it out of their mind and go on with their lives.
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ComradeBeric: No, I understand. I walked in just in time to see the conclusion of the tilt that kicked BE to the curb.
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TrakoGamer: I did not expect CivBE to be horrendous, then gain I didn't play Civ V much... I really was hoping for a SMAC successor, and I was looking through rose-tinted glasses. I did preorder it, but not entirely regretful. I'm just sad that a 15year old game is vastly superior.
🔗 21:35
Godpigeon: So many COD/mountain dew/dorritos ads
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Atifexe: I think I just got four Hunger Games commercials in a row.
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ComradeBeric: Anyhow, good night, all! I will see you all again next week, hopefully.
🔗 21:36
Shocksplicer: Bye guys!
🔗 21:38
All_Mankind: BE is probably going to be okay if they get around to patching it, but it's missing something in the character writing
🔗 21:38
All_Mankind: long story short, they should have sent a poet
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MTG_Jake: comradeberic, if you're still around cam is likely not streaming next week as they have to dismantle the streaming office for desertbus
🔗 21:42
PMAvers: Is it just me, or is the feed still going?
🔗 21:42
MTG_Jake: still going, i was just about to tweet graham
🔗 21:43
All_Mankind: Cam just wants us to watch ads all night
🔗 21:44
PMAvers: Ha! He failed! #turbolyfe
🔗 21:45
MTG_Jake: of course, immediately after i tweeted at G...
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ComradeBeric: @Mtg_jake Good thing I checked back again.
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ComradeBeric: Thank you.
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m33pn8r: !time
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LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:49 PM
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Egreif: hi