🔗 00:19Ranneko: 39.95US for The Old Blood Bethesday? Are you serious?
🔗 01:45 TrakoGamer: out of curiosity, is there a list of games Alex has played for W+P?
🔗 01:52LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Who wants a new Magnum Rewatch?? We have that. The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii http://t.co/QkBhsWbzSd
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🔗 02:02JohnLockeCole: !nextfan
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🔗 07:04Coolbond: !next europe/stockholm
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🔗 07:05MasterCheese: !nextfan
🔗 08:03Ranneko: Always nice to see your own streams mentioned in chat eh mastercheese?
🔗 08:08MasterCheese:
It was more making sure it was in the calendar 
🔗 08:08MasterCheese: And didn't get screwed up by DST
🔗 08:09MasterCheese: I just hope I get home in time. Dublin is kind of bonkers today
🔗 08:17Mrdodgycat: Hedging all bets on penis metropolis
🔗 08:17Mrdodgycat: Also, hey
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🔗 09:00MasterCheese: I'm going live in a couple mins, for folks who fanstreams
🔗 09:29MetricFurlong: !neptune
🔗 09:29 LRRbot: Hold up, Brosephine!
🔗 09:47 Vladislav_Vladislife: !next
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🔗 10:07cuttlefishman: !nextfan
🔗 10:11 CaphalorTV: !next
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🔗 10:43MetricFurlong: oh no
🔗 10:44MetricFurlong: it's escaping into the real world
🔗 10:45 QuarterNote_: that cup is from the starbucks CEOs new initiative to have baristas talk about race to customers
🔗 10:46 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1:13 from now)
🔗 10:46MetricFurlong: well, it does seem a very 'corporate upper management' way to go about it, I suppose
🔗 10:47MetricFurlong: !plugdj
🔗 10:48MetricFurlong: I mean, race is a pretty significant issue, especially in the US, and honest conversation about significant issues is important
🔗 10:48MetricFurlong: but, I don't really think that's what people are going to coffee chain for
🔗 10:48 QuarterNote_: not from the person serving you coffee though
🔗 10:48MetricFurlong: exactly
🔗 10:50MetricFurlong: especially not from a person serving you coffee who probably knows that but has to anyway on account of a not-very-well thought-out managerial policy
🔗 10:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now)
🔗 10:58MetricFurlong: !neptune
🔗 10:58 LRRbot: Arglebargle...
🔗 10:59 LRRbot: Remember to save.
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🔗 11:01MetricFurlong: Mystery Handheld Box approaches
🔗 11:01TwistedPear: \quote
🔗 11:01Pump19: Quote #40: "Do you want me to, like, burp or vomit or something so I can get in on this… trifecta?" —Graham [2015-03-14]
🔗 11:02MetricFurlong: I do not remember that quote
🔗 11:04TwistedPear: that was during the latest let's nope when alex and kathleen synchronized their coughing and sneezing
🔗 11:05MetricFurlong: ah, I haven't really been keeping up with the condemned 2 runs
🔗 11:06MetricFurlong: I have however decided Shadowrun: Dragonfall can jump into a sceptic tank for a while
🔗 11:08TwistedPear: what are all those sceptics supposed to do with it?
🔗 11:09MetricFurlong: automatic spellcheck has not improved my life
🔗 11:11MetricFurlong: I dunno, maybe they can come up with a better design for WRPGs than 'make 90% of the systems about combat and also make sure the combat is really annoying and crap'
🔗 11:13MetricFurlong: or at least just get all aspiring WRPG devs to attend a lecture where the only slide is 'Don't use heavy RNG mechanics. No, not even then.'
🔗 11:13MetricFurlong: with an epilogue that says 'just because it's in multiplayer tabletop RPGs does not mean it should be in your single-player videogame'
🔗 11:16TwistedPear: I don't necessarily have a problem with any of that
🔗 11:17TwistedPear: I'm actually quite eager to play dragonfall
🔗 11:18 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (41m from now)
🔗 11:22 mtvcdm: Getting into the judging phase, though really, it seems to me like Shut Up And Take My Money has Kentucky odds of winning.
🔗 11:23UnspokenKibbles: Heeeeeyyyyy chat this guy needs help picking a prerelease clan
🔗 11:23MetricFurlong: Kentucky odds?
🔗 11:24 mtvcdm: That would make sense if you're filling out a March Madness bracket.
🔗 11:24MetricFurlong: March Madness?
🔗 11:24 mtvcdm: College basketball.
🔗 11:25MetricFurlong: oh right, an American thing
🔗 11:25MetricFurlong: UnspokenKibbles: don't play Magic, sorry
🔗 11:26 mtvcdm: 68 college basketball teams get into a single-elimination playoff.
🔗 11:26UnspokenKibbles: Whaaaaaat a runner who doesn't play magic? Say it isn't so.
🔗 11:26 mtvcdm: The bracket gets released and half the country tries to predict all the games, often despite knowing nothing about college basketball.
🔗 11:26StarFreak359: Runners come from all walks of life.
🔗 11:27 mtvcdm: This year, Kentucky is regarded as an overwhelming favorite to be the last one standing.
🔗 11:27StarFreak359: It's one of the great things about this community. We don't all like the same stuff, but there's something for all of us.
🔗 11:27MetricFurlong: UnspokenKibbles: It is so. I also don't play D&D or watch Star Trek, just to mess with the stereotype even further
🔗 11:28MetricFurlong: mtvcdm: ah ok, thanks for the clarification
🔗 11:28 mtvcdm: What country are you from again, metricfurlong?
🔗 11:28MetricFurlong: Britain
🔗 11:28 mtvcdm: You know about the FA Cup?
🔗 11:29MetricFurlong: a little, but only via cultural osmosis
🔗 11:29 mtvcdm: Think that, but for basketball and the entire bracket is laid out beforehand instead of round-by-round.
🔗 11:29MetricFurlong isn't a very sport orientated person
🔗 11:29MetricFurlong: I see
🔗 11:30 mtvcdm: Yeah, I have to rein myself in sometimes in chat because I know i'm more into sports than most of the room.
🔗 11:30MetricFurlong: I know Tennis reasonably well, but I don't follow it much
🔗 11:31MetricFurlong: and some Rugby Union on account of the whole 'part-welsh' thing
🔗 11:32MetricFurlong: mtvcdm: eh, no need to reign yourself in, I don't think anyone else does with their non-universal interests
🔗 11:34 mtvcdm: Well, even in the geek community, sports is kind of off in a bit of a ghetto. It took until Ian last week to finally get a sports game streamed here.
🔗 11:35MetricFurlong: yeah, there does seem to a be a bit of an aversion
🔗 11:35MetricFurlong: aside from Wrestling, which seems to have a following, although I'm not sure if that's counted as sport or not
🔗 11:35 mtvcdm: I'd suggest that maybe one get streamed and inevitably the first suggestion from chat would be Barkley: Shut Up And Jam Gaiden, which... isn't really a sports game.
🔗 11:36MetricFurlong: the name does seem to suggest that a bit
🔗 11:37 mtvcdm: It has a sports athlete in it, but it really plays like a JRPG.
🔗 11:38MetricFurlong: that does sound potentially amusing
🔗 11:38 mtvcdm: When I think of streamable sports, I'm thinking more like Base Wars for the NES, which is baseball with robots that fight each other to determine the outcome of a play. With swords. And guns.
🔗 11:40MetricFurlong: I sort of want to see this game now
🔗 11:43Me_Im_Counting: !next
🔗 11:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (16m from now)
🔗 11:43TXC2: Hello Everybody!
🔗 11:44MetricFurlong: unrelated thing I learned today: the person behind the rap music that played over Knuckles' levels in Sonic Adventure 2 is an actual rapper with the stage-name 'Hunnid Pacent Knuckles' or: 'Hunnid-P' for short
🔗 11:44MetricFurlong: hey TXC2
🔗 11:45TXC2: hello Metricfurlong
🔗 11:46LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> RT @Graham_LRR: This is where Tabeltop Deathmatch gets serious and basically turns into Dragon’s Den. All games will be judged! https://t…
🔗 11:46 Lysander_Gustav: !next
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🔗 11:46MetricFurlong: mtvcdm: while my knowledge of Baseball is fairly limited, I was under the impression there was only supposed to be one pitcher
🔗 11:46 Clockwork_Penguin: !nextfan
🔗 11:46 Lysander_Gustav: !nextfan
🔗 11:46MetricFurlong: as opposed to 4
🔗 11:47 mtvcdm: Oh, only one of those pitchers is real; the others are just holograms. That's for the batter to figure out.
🔗 11:47MetricFurlong: ah, of course
🔗 11:47MetricFurlong: I should have known
🔗 11:47 mtvcdm: And I haven't even brought up the Super Dodge Ball universe yet.
🔗 11:47TXC2:
clearly the pichter has cast Mirror Image on himself 
🔗 11:48 mtvcdm: You throw dodgeballs so hard at people that you kill them. They hit the ground and turn into angels and float away.
🔗 11:48 16Bitmason: !next
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🔗 11:48TXC2: Mtvcdm huh, just like high school then
🔗 11:49MetricFurlong: is that not how you play dodgeball in america?
🔗 11:49 QuarterNote_: Incoming TWEWY HYPE
🔗 11:49 QuarterNote_: The WOrld Ends With You
🔗 11:50 QuarterNote_: aka one of the best games for DS
🔗 11:50 mtvcdm: Pretty much anything derived from the Kunio-kun franchise is wonderful and should be played to death immediately.
🔗 11:50MetricFurlong: I have heard of that franchise
🔗 11:50 QuarterNote_: you play seperate characters on both screens at once
🔗 11:50MetricFurlong: generally fairly good things said about it
🔗 11:50Okipokute: koko wa shibuya ku~~
🔗 11:50 mtvcdm: Super Dodge Ball came from there, river City Ransom, Nintendo World Cup.
🔗 11:51 QuarterNote_: And there is a fashion mechanic that isnt pandering
🔗 11:51MetricFurlong: JRPGs seem to like Shibuya. Which is a shame, because Ikebukuro is considerably more fun to say
🔗 11:52Okipokute: ickybookeroh
🔗 11:52Okipokute: is how kathleen says it
🔗 11:52TXC2: Quarternote_ somehow i find that hard to belive
🔗 11:53 QuarterNote_: TXC2, different locations have certain brands that are trendy and will give you a boost
🔗 11:53MetricFurlong: I used to think I disliked fashion stuff in games; then I played Resonance of Fate
🔗 11:53 QuarterNote_: MetricFurlong, shibuya works so well for TWEWY though
🔗 11:54MetricFurlong: where they still don't actually do anything, but for some reason I found myself spending most of the in-game currency on outfits
🔗 11:54MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: but it's not as fun to say
🔗 11:54MetricFurlong: that is the crucial point
🔗 11:54 QuarterNote_: TXC2, i believe wearing matching brands gives a boost and certain abilities will be boosted by certain brands iirc
🔗 11:54Antonius_jaxx: Hey I just finished watching the Pikmin 2 stream, did anyone ever tell Beej or Heather what the underground pikmin singing was referencing?
🔗 11:55TXC2:
Quarternote_ huh, sounds like GTA San Andreas
🔗 11:55 QuarterNote_: also certain brands are cheaper in certain places and at certain times
🔗 11:55MetricFurlong: TWEWY was the Japanese localised version of GTA San Andreas
🔗 11:56Antonius_jaxx: !next
🔗 11:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (3m from now)
🔗 11:57MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: sounds like Square attempting to out J-pop Atlus
🔗 11:57 QuarterNote_: MetricFurlong, they def succeded
🔗 11:58MetricFurlong: (spoiler: no one out J-pop's Atlus)
🔗 11:58 QuarterNote_: TWEWY soundtrack is better than the persona series
🔗 11:58 QuarterNote_: Sektor88, will possibly disagree with this
🔗 11:58MetricFurlong: is it though? is it?
🔗 11:58Sektor88: Atlus' J-Pop game is pretty stronk
🔗 11:59MetricFurlong: or have you just convinced yourself that it is?
🔗 11:59 Dandinstorm12: !next
🔗 11:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (44s from now)
🔗 11:59TXC2: late stream? BURN EVERYTHING
🔗 11:59MetricFurlong: because you can't admit that the truth you keep buried inside you is real?
🔗 11:59Sektor88:
metricfurlong: Have you heard PQ's soundtrack at all.
🔗 12:00MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: I don't think the vocal effects are doing that any favours, personally
🔗 12:01 QuarterNote_: TWEWY's soundtrack is also less samey than Atlus games usually are
🔗 12:02MetricFurlong: adfall
🔗 12:02 QuarterNote_: it also has a slight electronica bent
🔗 12:02 Dandinstorm12: ooo signal
🔗 12:02 TheArchitectUnstructured: I think I know this game
🔗 12:02 Vladislav_Vladislife: Langis!
🔗 12:02 Angnor33: We have noises!
🔗 12:02MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: electronica is a bit of a neutral point, no?
🔗 12:03 Dandinstorm12: so whats up chat
🔗 12:03 Haberdashed: YES!
🔗 12:03 Haberdashed: I love TWEWY
🔗 12:03TXC2: ooh piano jazz
🔗 12:04 Mowdownjoe: EETS HAPPENING
🔗 12:046 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 12:04 QuarterNote_: CHAT REMEMBER No Spoilers
🔗 12:04 Spekk123: who is heather?
🔗 12:04 Aracuda: ive never played TWEWY before, and im excited to see what its like
🔗 12:04 Mowdownjoe: Also, Hi. I really should be doing work during my spring break, but too many streams.
🔗 12:04 QuarterNote_: unless authorized by the heather and kathleen
🔗 12:04TXC2: hello Mowdownjoe welcome
🔗 12:04 ComradeBeric: Wow. This music doesn't blend well with Game of Thrones at ALL.
🔗 12:04 Dandinstorm12: !time
🔗 12:04 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:04 PM
🔗 12:04TXC2: !explaine heather
🔗 12:05PresidentLulu: Ooh Twewy
🔗 12:05 QuarterNote_: Heather is Beej's Wife
🔗 12:05 Spekk123: this is the best music for the red wedding
🔗 12:05 QuarterNote_: she does crafty stuff
🔗 12:05Cobblepotter: I only got halfway through TWEWY before giving up on a boss. Looking forward to seeing the rest.
🔗 12:05 RedNightmare7: Oh sweet, I've always been interested in this game
🔗 12:05 LoadingReadyRun: Don't worry we'll be starting in a sec.. also yes please no spoilers I actually haven't played any of this game before.
🔗 12:05 Spekk123: heather is tally?
🔗 12:05 QuarterNote_: Is that kathleen or heather
🔗 12:05 Dandinstorm12: noted
🔗 12:06 LoadingReadyRun: Tis Hodor
🔗 12:06 Mowdownjoe: LRR: Has Kathleen played this game? I feel like she has.
🔗 12:06 Dandinstorm12: Heather is not Tally
🔗 12:06 Spekk123:
hodor 
🔗 12:06 ComradeBeric: Spekk123 I was actually rewatching the episode where Stannis came to King's Landing. It was "Ultimate Battle" with surprise groovy soundtrack.
🔗 12:06 Arikele: Evening all
🔗 12:06 mtvcdm: That's really a general rule. If someone is experiencing a work for the first time, never, EVER spoil them.
🔗 12:06 Mowdownjoe: Hodor
🔗 12:06 Dandinstorm12: I've seen them in the same room before
🔗 12:06TXC2: Spekk123 no tally is jer's wife, heather is beej's wife
🔗 12:06 Psychic_Ketchup: TWEWY? Oh yeah!
🔗 12:06MetricFurlong: this track sounds like it might get annoying if listened to for extended periods of time
🔗 12:06 AdmiralMemo: Hodor
🔗 12:06 QuarterNote_: General rule EASIEST DIFFICULTY FOR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH
🔗 12:06 ComradeBeric: Hodor
🔗 12:06TXC2: hello Arikele welcome
🔗 12:06PresidentLulu: Heather =/= Tally, Jer =/= Beej
🔗 12:06Catcard: I've heard a TON of great things about this game and haven't seen any of it before, either.
🔗 12:06 Spekk123: so hodor is lord gabens sister?
🔗 12:06PresidentLulu: Ian however has made a seaman
🔗 12:06 Dandinstorm12: oh look a mod
🔗 12:06 Juliamon: I love this game, I'm looking forward to this run.
🔗 12:07 Dandinstorm12: Not mod party is over
🔗 12:07 Spekk123:
live hypuu 
🔗 12:07MetricFurlong: H+K are here
🔗 12:07 Vladislav_Vladislife: and bonus Kafween!
🔗 12:07Sektor88: llladies. :3
🔗 12:07Questhere: heeey H & K
🔗 12:07 Aracuda: Hey Heather and Kathleen
🔗 12:07 mtvcdm: Hi Kathleen and Apparently Tally!
🔗 12:07 Dandinstorm12: Heeeeeeeeeeey
🔗 12:07PresidentLulu: Game music is louder than the microphone
🔗 12:07MetricFurlong: !listen
🔗 12:07 LRRbot: Always listen to chat. Never listen to chat.
🔗 12:07 RedNightmare7: Hi Kathleen and Heather
🔗 12:07 Dandinstorm12: !listen
🔗 12:07 QuarterNote_: TWEWY is punishingly difficult for those without good coordination
🔗 12:07 ComradeBeric: Game is a bit loud
🔗 12:07Antonius_jaxx: Hey Heather I just finished watching the Pikmin 2 stream, did anyone ever tell you or Beej what the underground pikmin singing was referencing?
🔗 12:07 Dandinstorm12: oh
🔗 12:07 RedNightmare7: Also, game music is a bit loud compared to you two
🔗 12:07TXC2: game is SUPER loud
🔗 12:07 Werdnae: game audio is loud
🔗 12:07 tyloncorp:
No arms playthrough 
?
🔗 12:07 mtvcdm: Game audio drowns you two out a tad.
🔗 12:07 Psychic_Ketchup: I played this game and totally sucked at it, but I still respect it
🔗 12:07 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, can we lower the game volume a tad?
🔗 12:08 QuarterNote_: still loud
🔗 12:08 RedNightmare7: nope
🔗 12:08Atifexe: Oh man, I love this game.
🔗 12:08 Psychic_Ketchup: That did not help
🔗 12:08MetricFurlong: it did not help
🔗 12:08 ComradeBeric: Literally no change in audio
🔗 12:08 Dandinstorm12: not really actually
🔗 12:08 Itazu:
so the chair is... 'armless?
🔗 12:08 AdmiralMemo: That didn't change anything
🔗 12:08Lord_ZYRK: Maybe up the mic audio
🔗 12:08 mtvcdm: No audio change.
🔗 12:08Cobblepotter: I could listen to this music all day.
🔗 12:08 mtvcdm: Much better.
🔗 12:08 ComradeBeric: There we go. Thank you
🔗 12:08MetricFurlong: Cobblepotter: I'm not sure I could
🔗 12:08 Dandinstorm12: significantly better
🔗 12:08 Werdnae: better now, thanks
🔗 12:08TXC2: thats better
🔗 12:08Iceaxe852: audio much better
🔗 12:08Djsamp: Hey put that giant chaos orb behind you in front of your face and make it talk plz
🔗 12:08 CandyNuke: Good now
🔗 12:08 Lysander_Gustav: Hello Heather and Kathleen!
🔗 12:08 Mowdownjoe: You're too loud, now.
🔗 12:09 RedNightmare7: balance is better now
🔗 12:09 ComradeBeric: It was good before you raised mic audio.
🔗 12:09 mtvcdm: You went too far.
🔗 12:09 Lysander_Gustav: Sounds fine to me
🔗 12:09 QuarterNote_: Kathleen is going to need to be a super cohost, TWEWY require maximum concentration from the player
🔗 12:09 Dandinstorm12: mic audio sounds fine
🔗 12:09 Navarran: Good evening runners!
🔗 12:09 Psychic_Ketchup: This seems perfect for me
🔗 12:09 Havok4: Hey kathleen could you do the bad chicago gangster voice you did in the most recent magnum podcast again?
🔗 12:09 Mowdownjoe:
We're very OCD.
🔗 12:09MetricFurlong: there we go
🔗 12:09 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 12:09 RedNightmare7:
Perfect now 
🔗 12:09 Arikele: Chat is never happy, surely you know this?
🔗 12:09Lord_ZYRK: !listen
🔗 12:09 LRRbot: Always listen to chat. Never listen to chat.
🔗 12:09 AdmiralMemo:
Jesus Christ is indeed happy, Kathleen.
🔗 12:09TXC2:
we're never happy
🔗 12:10 QuarterNote_: Well you play 2 screens at once with 2 different control styles Stylus + Dpad
🔗 12:10TXC2: Admiralmemo he is love after all
🔗 12:10 Aracuda:
turn down all the volume, communicate entirely in sign language. if your sign language is limited, the middle finger usually works
🔗 12:10SoreWristed: this game made me go cross eyed when i first played it, headache simulator 2000
🔗 12:10 Dandinstorm12: oh right this game
🔗 12:10 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen: That actually IS a symptom of ADD. It's either no focus or LASER FOCUS.
🔗 12:10MetricFurlong: TXC2: someone mentioned Shrek?
🔗 12:1016bitmason subscribed for 3 months in a row!
🔗 12:10 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, 16bitmason! (Today's storm count: 1)
🔗 12:11 Dandinstorm12: suuuuuuuuuub
🔗 12:11Asddsa28: yes it is
🔗 12:11 HailtheRNG: suuuuuub
🔗 12:11 Psychic_Ketchup:
🔗 12:11 Lysander_Gustav: Sometimes I wish I didn't have a torso.
🔗 12:11 Dandinstorm12:
v
🔗 12:11 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:11 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:11TXC2: Metricfurlong are you saying jesus = shrek? cause you may or may not be right
🔗 12:11 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen: I DO have ADD, and yep. And Heather is right... It's dependent on levels.
🔗 12:11 HailtheRNG:
🔗 12:11vrulg: I think memo is right I think, there was a youtube about it somewhere recently....
🔗 12:11 Itazu: my bf has ADD, can somewhat confirm
🔗 12:11 QuarterNote_: Oh heather, if you have one a screen protector is a good idea here
🔗 12:11 Mowdownjoe: I also have a guest. He says, "Meow".
🔗 12:12 hascow: ooh, I've heard good things about this
🔗 12:12 mtvcdm: Yeah, you have some wildly different variations in how much it affects someone.
🔗 12:12 QuarterNote_: 2009 i think
🔗 12:12MetricFurlong: TXC2: i think the internet established that 'Shrek is love'. make of that what you will
🔗 12:12 Dandinstorm12: he needs he's sightlines open? I hear that
🔗 12:12 Dandinstorm12: *his
🔗 12:12MetricFurlong: we can read, thanks game
🔗 12:12PresidentLulu: I've heard wearing wheels on your shoulders is very in
🔗 12:12 Onisquirrel: Love this game one of my favorite ds games
🔗 12:12CaffeinatedLemur: fun times
🔗 12:12 Havok4: Such font.
🔗 12:13 QuarterNote_: Yeah Heather the bottom screen is controlled with a stylus. the top with the dpad in combat
🔗 12:13CaffeinatedLemur: havent played this game currious to see it
🔗 12:13Asddsa28: o one of those tipes
🔗 12:13PresidentLulu: Headphones? Persona 3 Confirmed
🔗 12:13Djsamp: So emo.... XD
🔗 12:13 Lysander_Gustav: Those eyebrows...
🔗 12:13 Aracuda: oh, i like this guy already. how soon can we walk him off a cliff or jump down a well?
🔗 12:13 Psychic_Ketchup: Interrobang?!
🔗 12:13Okipokute: squigglies oh noes
🔗 12:14splatty1: voices in your head are a good sign in persona
🔗 12:14 Lysander_Gustav: Well, he is wearing headphones. Of course he's hearing voices.
🔗 12:14 QuarterNote_: Pins = combat moves
🔗 12:14TXC2: peolple walking but not moving
🔗 12:14Namboto: I love this game sooooo much
🔗 12:14 HailtheRNG: you must find Kingdom Hearts!
🔗 12:14Lord_ZYRK: Don't give them ideas, Kathleen
🔗 12:14 BusTed: Afternoon, all.
🔗 12:14MetricFurlong: the costume design is *incredibly* Squeenix so far
🔗 12:14 Juliamon: It kind of literally is Pinny Arcade the Game
🔗 12:14 Dandinstorm12: hey busted
🔗 12:14 Mowdownjoe: I've heard the game has a kind of proto-Streetpass feature.
🔗 12:14TXC2: hello Busted welcome
🔗 12:14 Vladislav_Vladislife: is that a Blackened Coin of Denarius?
🔗 12:14 Vladislav_Vladislife: or however it's spelled
🔗 12:14 mercano82: I can't remember hitting my head so hard I need to replace my helmet.
🔗 12:14Okipokute: sparkles, are they all vampires
🔗 12:14 BusTed: Be on the lookout for the Swim Pin, Heather.
🔗 12:15Castlewise: Oh man, I love this game. I even bought a set of home-made pins
🔗 12:15 hascow: voices in your head? do they counsel you? Do they understand?
🔗 12:15TXC2: that is a vert spars tokyo street
🔗 12:15 Dandinstorm12: or platform shoes
🔗 12:15 Lysander_Gustav: TELL ME MORE ABOUT VAMPIRES
🔗 12:15MetricFurlong: "I'll grow an afro; chicks dig afros"
🔗 12:15 HailtheRNG: wtf is a phone booth?
🔗 12:15Castlewise: It basically ruined my touchscreen though.
🔗 12:15 HailtheRNG:
🔗 12:15 AdmiralMemo: Black or Jewish or... maybe Arab?
🔗 12:15 mtvcdm: Sir? That's not consent, sir.
🔗 12:15PresidentLulu: Phone booth? This CANT be 2009
🔗 12:15TXC2: kathleen "you have to be black" De Vere
🔗 12:15 Lysander_Gustav: Or have a perm, I suppose
🔗 12:15Okipokute: what about a beard-fro
🔗 12:16Djsamp: Get a tight perm... About the same as an afro
🔗 12:16PresidentLulu: All of these characters are 70-85% Leg\
🔗 12:16 Lysander_Gustav: Yes, grow your beard long enough so you can style it over your head.
🔗 12:16 Aracuda: why are his thought bubbles coming out of his crotch? does he LITERALLY think with his dick?
🔗 12:16Xavier0080: So excited to see someone playing this. Probably the best DS game no one played.
🔗 12:16 Dandinstorm12: curse you pin, for giving me this incredible power!
🔗 12:16 mercano82: Pics or it didn't happen!
🔗 12:16 HailtheRNG: our character's hair has some weird stuff going on
🔗 12:17 AdmiralMemo: I would love to see that.
🔗 12:17squaredotcube: 4th Grade Heather, straight out of a Dilbert comic
🔗 12:17 QuarterNote_: The enemy design in this game is so good
🔗 12:17 AdmiralMemo: You don't remember 4th grade?
🔗 12:17 QuarterNote_: as is the pin design
🔗 12:17Namboto: But who was phone!
🔗 12:17MetricFurlong: Mercano82: it's a SquareEnix game - it's pretty standard
🔗 12:17PresidentLulu: Mass effect 4 confirmed
🔗 12:17splatty1: mass effect confirmed
🔗 12:17JarJarThinks: Un-delete-able spam! Noooo
🔗 12:17 HailtheRNG: Erasure?
🔗 12:17 RedNightmare7: The reapers, that can't possible be bad
🔗 12:17 Lysander_Gustav: Open your eyes, your eyes are open
🔗 12:17 HailtheRNG: as in, Erasure, the band?
🔗 12:17 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 12:18 Dandinstorm12: !sir
🔗 12:18 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
🔗 12:18 RebelliousUno: Andy Bell confirmed?
🔗 12:18 Lysander_Gustav: Harmony harmony. Oh love
🔗 12:18 BusTed: At least we have different music now.
🔗 12:18 HailtheRNG: ALLLWAYS I WANNAA BEE WITH YOUUU
🔗 12:18 mtvcdm: Is this like turning on the TV and immediately finding the plot-relevant show on? I imagine if you check someone's actual thoughts at any random moment they'd be like 'I'm itchy again' and 'turn green, you stupid light' and 'food would be an idea right now'.
🔗 12:18MetricFurlong: Eeeeeeevil Frogs!
🔗 12:18SoreWristed: i forgot how good the battle music was in this game
🔗 12:18 AdmiralMemo: TWEWY: Frog Fractions 2!
🔗 12:18TXC2: MAKE BELIVE WITH YOU
🔗 12:18 Dandinstorm12: and an Uno, double mod double the fun
🔗 12:18 holidayMD: CALLING!!!!
🔗 12:18Nfshino:
i love that song 
🔗 12:18 RebelliousUno: I may also be stoing
🔗 12:18Namboto: Not to be a total weeb, but if I were to get a tattoo, I might just get one of the noise symbols
🔗 12:18 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean is picked as pick 45 at a draft and is ready to play
🔗 12:19PresidentLulu: Can we name the main character? Can we name him Beej
🔗 12:19TXC2: "try" being the key word there
🔗 12:19 Trippzen: !advice
🔗 12:19 LRRbot: Go in from behind!
🔗 12:19Namboto: Nah, all characters are already named
🔗 12:19Okipokute: frog fractions 1 is a prequel sequel
🔗 12:19Akaiatana: It's Frog Fractions -2! Frog fractions 2 was a prequel! A PREQUEL! /soylent green
🔗 12:19Coilean: hey everyone!
🔗 12:19 QuarterNote_: character names are locked
🔗 12:19 Dandinstorm12: The retreat has been sounded, the frogs take the field
🔗 12:19Coilean: omg TWEWY
🔗 12:19 holidayMD: You're so zeta slow
🔗 12:19 RedNightmare7: Did that frog grab his finger!?
🔗 12:19Coilean: this game is awesome
🔗 12:20 Dandinstorm12: hey @Coilean
🔗 12:20 Lysander_Gustav: vengeful ghost frogs.
🔗 12:20 QuarterNote_: Remember chat this is a new playthrough, no spoilers
🔗 12:20TXC2: hello Coilean welcome
🔗 12:20PresidentLulu: From what i remember frog is like... bonier chewier chicken
🔗 12:20LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> A fan (@WindyDelcarlo) designed Magic cards for our Temple of the Lava Bears characters! http://t.co/xVbRx0xo0w
🔗 12:20Okipokute: they really taste like chicken
🔗 12:20 HailtheRNG: has kathleen not played this yet either?
🔗 12:20JarJarThinks: Factoring Hectopascals!
🔗 12:20 QuarterNote_: neither have played this
🔗 12:20squaredotcube: frog legs are a creole dish
🔗 12:20Catcard: I swear to you, they taste like chicken.
🔗 12:20Xavier0080: I played this game like 5 years ago, and recently started replaying it. The best part is i remember nothing
🔗 12:20splatty1: I thought frog was meh... they were kind of bland if i remember
🔗 12:20 mtvcdm: Chicken. Just assume it tastes like chicken.
🔗 12:20 Mooriarty: noooo, I'm not done watching the lavabears finale! this is too much content!
🔗 12:20 TheArchitectUnstructured: Love the soundtrack for this game. so good to hear it again
🔗 12:20 Lysander_Gustav: This music is nice
🔗 12:20 holidayMD: Mister with the twister
🔗 12:20Grothe406: Man I love this game! It's so good!
🔗 12:21Catcard: Oh, anime intro.
🔗 12:21 RedNightmare7: Now this feels very Persona
🔗 12:21Coilean: so for people who play monster hunter
🔗 12:21MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: I only know one thing about this game's plot, which I don't know the spoiler status thereof so I shall remain silent
🔗 12:21 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "blargalblaghblaghablag" DeVere
🔗 12:21Sektor88: Wow, it's..really good
🔗 12:21 AdmiralMemo: Dude: If you're going up to people on the street and asking them if they want to see your "frogs" I think they'd be right to ignore you
🔗 12:21Namboto: There he is the king of trash
🔗 12:21Coilean: I hate /HATE/ seregios
🔗 12:21 Lysander_Gustav: This intro is pretty sylish
🔗 12:21TXC2: line up much better then oendan
🔗 12:21 TyranicMoron: !game good
🔗 12:21 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 12:21 QuarterNote_: !game good
🔗 12:21 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 12:21 Nightvalien28: this music is effing awesome
🔗 12:21 Aracuda:
man, this game has real bad tearing
🔗 12:21 Nightvalien28: !game good
🔗 12:22Coilean: !game good
🔗 12:22Namboto: !game good
🔗 12:22 Psychic_Ketchup: !game good
🔗 12:22 Mooriarty: !game good
🔗 12:22Castlewise: !game good
🔗 12:22Okipokute: mmm i want shoyu ramen....
🔗 12:22Grothe406: !game good
🔗 12:22 holidayMD: !game good
🔗 12:22JarJarThinks: !game good
🔗 12:22Xavier0080: Character designer Tetsuya Nomura, because of course
🔗 12:22bernard832: !game good
🔗 12:22Namboto: I WOULD SO WATCH THIS ANIME
🔗 12:22Atifexe: !game good
🔗 12:22 hascow: I hope this has an OST
🔗 12:22Coilean: all game goods
🔗 12:22PresidentLulu: Oh Kathleen, I bought child of light because of your stream, so thank you for making me want to buy that amazing beautiful game
🔗 12:22 mtvcdm: In truth, though, Mythbusters did the tastes-like-chicken thing and the only thing they actually mistook for chicken was boar.
🔗 12:22 Develon2: Hello everyone! Hope you are all doing well.
🔗 12:22Castlewise: It does Hascow2
🔗 12:22Cobblepotter: !game good
🔗 12:22 QuarterNote_: hascow, it does
🔗 12:22 holidayMD: I love this game
🔗 12:22 Develon2: This is an AMAZING GAME!!
🔗 12:22 RedNightmare7: Dear Doctor Kathleen: Do you have any idea what the ETA is of the Unemployed announcer tier rewards?
🔗 12:22MetricFurlong:
music is now sped-up version of 'personal jesus'
🔗 12:22 Gallium71: *is intrigued*
🔗 12:22 holidayMD: Jessie and James
🔗 12:22 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (15/15)
🔗 12:22brainstew: They taste better than chicken. Chicken is so dry and bleh. Frog is like a little great morsel
🔗 12:22Xavier0080: I love the music too
🔗 12:22 featherweight_: good afternoon Kathleen, Heather, Chat
🔗 12:23 hascow: I enjoyed Child of Light, but I had a few problems with it
🔗 12:23 Haberdashed: !game good
🔗 12:23 Dandinstorm12: hey @Featherweight_
🔗 12:23 QuarterNote_: This game does a brillant job of slowly feeding you info
🔗 12:23PresidentLulu: Maybe its Battle royale, but with all of japan this time?
🔗 12:23officedge: !game good
🔗 12:23 RedNightmare7:
Thanks Kathleen
🔗 12:23Catcard: This soundtrack is annoying.
🔗 12:23TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
🔗 12:23Coilean: everyone let's partition square to make TWEWY 2 :{D
🔗 12:23 QuarterNote_: Catcard, no its brillant
🔗 12:23 Develon2: Hello Featherweight_
🔗 12:23 RedNightmare7: I understand, just wanted to know if there was a timeframe for it
🔗 12:23 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: TTDM is up on twitter
🔗 12:23Catcard: Quarternote_, keep in mind I *** HATE the Persona soundtracks.
🔗 12:23Catcard: I can't stand them at all.
🔗 12:23Namboto: Not for a while actually
🔗 12:23 LRRbot: Currently playing: The World Ends With You (rating 100%)
🔗 12:23 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (17/17)
🔗 12:23PresidentLulu: with a giggle like that? no, its too cute for her to be evil
🔗 12:23 HailtheRNG: I read bags as "Bangs" I will get my mind out of the gutter now
🔗 12:23Xavier0080: Its not something i would listen to every day, but in the game it just works
🔗 12:23 QuarterNote_:
Catcard, you must live a very sad existance then
🔗 12:24MetricFurlong:
QuarterNote_: yes, how dare catcard have a different completely subjective opinion
🔗 12:24 QuarterNote_: Catcard, also you are gonna have a bad time
🔗 12:24Okipokute: turns out you are hachiko's master
🔗 12:24 RedNightmare7: Oh right, I remember that news lately. Such awesome news
🔗 12:24Catcard: Yeah, I figured, Quarternote_. For some reason I thought that TWEWY was something WAY different from this??
🔗 12:24 HailtheRNG:
this is pretty much that episode of Futurama
🔗 12:24PresidentLulu:
What a ripoff of Futurama
🔗 12:24 Mowdownjoe: It was like Fry's dog...
🔗 12:25 Mooriarty: don't mention that episode q.q
🔗 12:25 Nightvalien28: such sad story and BADASS music
🔗 12:25 mtvcdm: I wouldn't be surprised if Futurama actually took Hachiko as inspiration.
🔗 12:25 QuarterNote_: I love the design of the Noise
🔗 12:25Okipokute: do those frogs have spider legs?
🔗 12:25 Nightvalien28: I would be scared if the frogs also had claws
🔗 12:25 RedNightmare7: @Presidentlulu Wow, I never realised that!
🔗 12:25 Psychic_Ketchup: Freaking frogs fracturing the frames!
🔗 12:25 hascow: He needs Frog Protection. (Fraud Protection?) Frog Protection.
🔗 12:25 Gallium71: Awww, just like Greyfriars bobby
🔗 12:25 AdmiralMemo: Heather: Didn't the dog in Futurama get fossilized? That's kind of like a statue.
🔗 12:26PresidentLulu: D I M E N S I O N A L F R O G
🔗 12:26TXC2: whell fry's dog did become a fosil, so thats like a statue right?
🔗 12:26MetricFurlong: Psychic_Ketchup: so you could the frames are now in.. frog fractions
🔗 12:26 RedNightmare7: one of my favorite futurama episodes, together with the 12 leafed clover story.
🔗 12:26Okipokute: those frogs sure ... fractured the reality
🔗 12:26Namboto: I own the soundtrack for this game
🔗 12:26 mtvcdm: You! Forge a pact with me!
🔗 12:26 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 12:26TXC2: Rednightmare7: is was a 7 leaf clover
🔗 12:26 Lysander_Gustav: Duderlady!
🔗 12:26 hascow: "Forge a Pact with me" is a terrible pickup line
🔗 12:26 Dandinstorm12: forge a huh with who?
🔗 12:26 Psychic_Ketchup: Metricfurlong, gotta find my sunglasses quick
🔗 12:26Lord_ZYRK:
But we want to bring the noise
🔗 12:26 HailtheRNG: Also, what is the point of that belt?
🔗 12:27Catcard: Super anime desu!
🔗 12:27 RedNightmare7: @Txc2 Right, I always forget the number
🔗 12:27 QuarterNote_: Neku is not the brightest
🔗 12:27TXC2: look its lady McNoWaist
🔗 12:27Spacecarl: Hascow, it worked!
🔗 12:27 mtvcdm: Excuse me, I could help you better if you explained some stuff to me first, ma'am.
🔗 12:27 hascow: her character design is really bothering me
🔗 12:27Namboto: Everyone is so thin in this game; but it actually makes a bit of sense later on
🔗 12:27Coilean: has anyone else grown hatred for seregios
🔗 12:27 Lysander_Gustav: Like a money-belt or Batman's utility belt?
🔗 12:27 BusTed: Wait, are you implying that fanny packs are not cool?
🔗 12:27PresidentLulu: this makes me miss Mega man Starforce
🔗 12:27 RedNightmare7:
@Txc2 I was gonna say that, but I suddenly noticed Neku doesn't have one either
🔗 12:28MetricFurlong: hascow: Squeenix game
🔗 12:28Lord_ZYRK: Hip bags like that were "are?" not that uncommon in Japan.
🔗 12:28 Psychic_Ketchup: draw the line when you're not there
🔗 12:28 QuarterNote_: TWEWY becomes a zen experience when you get used to it
🔗 12:28Namboto:
Just wait until you get combat on both screens
🔗 12:28JarJarThinks: it's press, hold and drag for flames
🔗 12:28Lord_ZYRK: (are?)* derp
🔗 12:28PresidentLulu: in terms of the sprites, not the gameplay
🔗 12:28 Juliamon: It's a steep learning curve
🔗 12:28Cobblepotter: Hold the stylus down away from Neku.
🔗 12:28Lord_ZYRK: I should probably eat breakfast
🔗 12:28Xavier0080: It reboots when youre out
🔗 12:28MetricFurlong: you know, I nothing else, I am regretting not playing this when I had a DS considerably less
🔗 12:28Professor_magnus: I FOUND YOU!
🔗 12:29Atifexe: You're moving the stylus too fast. Slow it down for a drag
🔗 12:29JarJarThinks: It's press the ground, hold and THEN drag@!
🔗 12:29Atifexe: Moving it fast is a slash.
🔗 12:29TXC2: Lord_zyrk yes eat breakfast, breakfast is your friend
🔗 12:29 Lysander_Gustav: This looks stressful. I think I might watch some more to decide if I want to buy one.
🔗 12:29Lord_ZYRK: TXC2, sounds like a trap
🔗 12:29bernard832: This game still has my favorite use of both screens.
🔗 12:29 QuarterNote_: Each pin works differently you just need to get used to them
🔗 12:29Sektor88:
and this is why touch controls are annoying to me.
🔗 12:29 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I need a term other than amazed for how surprisingly shitty people can be
🔗 12:29 hascow: friend frog
🔗 12:29 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:29 mtvcdm: Square Enix pls nerf random tutorial frog
🔗 12:30TXC2: Lord_zyrk its only a trap if you have something fatting lika a full english
🔗 12:30Xavier0080: Tutorial frog very strong
🔗 12:30Professor_magnus: I'm so glas i found LRR's Twitch stream
🔗 12:30Atifexe: Oh it gets better when you have to manage the top screen too.
🔗 12:30 hascow: Heather's "games with a lot of things to manage" Handhelds
🔗 12:30Sacrificialtoast: this is only half the combat system
🔗 12:30JarJarThinks: This is alot?! just wait for the TOP screen!
🔗 12:30 TheArchitectUnstructured: Just wait for the other screen to come in
🔗 12:30 RedNightmare7: Yeah, I heard the combat system was very involved
🔗 12:30TXC2: Usernameriftopensinocean baffled?
🔗 12:30 QuarterNote_: Kathleen the game hasnt even added to top screen that you simultaneously control with the Dpad
🔗 12:30 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:30DeathNDecay1: things get way harder later, but this is a great game
🔗 12:30MetricFurlong: touch controls were a dark time
🔗 12:30Grothe406: Actually the touch controls are spot on in this game. Give it some time.
🔗 12:30Namboto: Lysander_gustav it gets WAY WORSE, combat on both screens plus a memory game at the same time. Still, you get used to it
🔗 12:30Okipokute: bad-touch control
🔗 12:30 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: no I understand it but am surprised @Txc2
🔗 12:30Surinae: and think you have more characters to control along neku at the same time
🔗 12:30gallium71 subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 12:30 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, gallium71! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 12:30Lord_ZYRK: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean, dismayed?
🔗 12:30Coilean: it a tutorial that you don't take damage though x3
🔗 12:31Professor_magnus: OH MMY
🔗 12:31 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Lord_zyrk may go with that.
🔗 12:31Professor_magnus: GAWD
🔗 12:31 BusTed: You'll have to twist your hands into a pair of gnarled claws to properly control that one.
🔗 12:31 hascow: I hope they're using an SSD to boot
🔗 12:31 Nereidum: You actually don't have your health bar yet, so you don't have to worry about taking damage until it finishes more of the tutorial stuff.
🔗 12:31PresidentLulu: is "Git Gud" in lrrbot's Advice list?
🔗 12:31 Mazrae: the music reminds me of persona
🔗 12:31Lokno: Spinning in your office chair and screaming activated supers.
🔗 12:31Questhere: have you tried turning your pin on and off again
🔗 12:31 Juliamon: You can basically ignore the top screen combat until you're comfortable with the touchscreen combat
🔗 12:31 QuarterNote_: the game is actually very forgiving with the ability to shift dificulties
🔗 12:32 QuarterNote_: I believe you can have the top screen be automated
🔗 12:32JarJarThinks: !advice
🔗 12:32 LRRbot: Press the B Button to save the Space Children.
🔗 12:32splatty1: did paul install linux on the pins?
🔗 12:32TXC2: Heather "I my fire happen" Dery
🔗 12:32 Mowdownjoe: !advice
🔗 12:32 Dandinstorm12: welp
🔗 12:32 Develon2: Yeah, once you get more adjusted to the touch commands, it will be amazing. They take some time to get used to, but it is grand once you do
🔗 12:32 Lysander_Gustav: Do that triple-flip with the meow
🔗 12:32 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 12:32 Dandinstorm12: We're running from the noise?
🔗 12:32 hascow: what is THAT advice from?
🔗 12:32PresidentLulu: This lady's upper body is about as thick as her neck
🔗 12:32 LRRbot: Look at the cards.
🔗 12:32 Lysander_Gustav: and Pop-eye arms
🔗 12:32Okipokute: tiny ribcage + huge hips = maximum sass
🔗 12:32Namboto: There's a reason for the anorexia~
🔗 12:32 Mowdownjoe: Kathleen: You mean standard Squeenix character design?
🔗 12:32 Dandinstorm12: noise = monsters
🔗 12:32TXC2: also they have massive forearms
🔗 12:32 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I'm currently reading a bout a certain batgirl cover and seeing people who are uncomfortable with it receiving threats and people using it as an avatar to bug people. That cover on its own pretty much needs a rape trigger warning adding the extra content is it so hard to show some empathy rather than emulate the dickwolves fuckup?
🔗 12:32 RedNightmare7:
At least the tiny hips are an equal opportunity arrangement
🔗 12:32 Mangledpixel: hascow, space channel 5, I think
🔗 12:33 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: context not content
🔗 12:33Sektor88: Persona's JPop is superior.
🔗 12:33Sektor88:
🔗 12:33Professor_magnus: I remember playing this on my DS back when I had a DS
🔗 12:33 hascow: I'm just annoyed that the batgirl cover pulling is being called "censorship"
🔗 12:33Namboto: Sektor88 you shut your mouth
🔗 12:33 Lysander_Gustav: Usernameriftopensintocean link to cover image?
🔗 12:33 RedNightmare7: @Usernameriftopensinocean Important fact about that, the artists or DC did not get threats about it, the people commenting about it did.
🔗 12:33 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: yeah I know
🔗 12:33 QuarterNote_: The batgirl cover was fine but it was wholly innapropriate for the current batgirl series
🔗 12:34Sektor88:
namboto: how about no?
🔗 12:34 MousseFilledCat: So, Kathleen, I just started the most recent Magnum podcast when my logic board died. My laptop also couldn't handle the absurdity of the episode.
🔗 12:34 Nightvalien28: very animu
🔗 12:34Namboto: Sektor88 fite me irl
🔗 12:34 Itazu: thats like a yoga pose, lol
🔗 12:34MetricFurlong: not criticising this game, but at the moment it does seem to be trying to ape Atlus even more than Mind Zero
🔗 12:34TXC2: i made have to send this game to eschergirls, i think they could have a good tome with it
🔗 12:34 RedNightmare7: @Usernameriftopensinocean Cool, wanted to make sure, because that was a important difference that gets mixed up apparently
🔗 12:34 QuarterNote_: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean, its a reference to a famous and well regarded batgirl plotline
🔗 12:34Sektor88: namboto: Meet me at four post
🔗 12:34 QuarterNote_: but as such in direct contrast to the tone of the current comic
🔗 12:35 hascow: there's a time and a place for that cover. Current Batgirl is not it
🔗 12:35 mtvcdm: "WEEBERS! Weebie weebie weebie..." Oh dear. That is a line.
🔗 12:35MetricFurlong: hello Anima110
🔗 12:35 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 12:35 Nightvalien28: I fail to understand why is that cover bad, didn't batgirl got shot when the joker was wearing that?
🔗 12:35 Lysander_Gustav: It's annoying when extremists take images as their rallying flag.
🔗 12:35TXC2: hello Anima110 welcome
🔗 12:35Professor_magnus: These Lyrics, "I talk to you and I forget." " I talk to you and I regret" The amount of late 2000s is itchy.
🔗 12:35 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: heres the background info, it's an homage to a storyline where joker shootws barbara gordon, molests her, takes pictures and tortures her dad. and this is how she gets crippled. in that picture she is about to be raped
🔗 12:35 Juliamon: Welcome to the actually-worst part of the game: figuring out how the maps work
🔗 12:35 QuarterNote_: Nightvalien28, its bad because its tonally dissonant to the current batgirl line
🔗 12:35 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: it's a perfectly fine but dark art piece
🔗 12:36Gazebo_WE: Why are their voices coming from their belly buttons?
🔗 12:36 Lysander_Gustav: "pic unrelated"
🔗 12:36 Nightvalien28: oh I see
🔗 12:36MetricFurlong: Gazebo_we: no one knows
🔗 12:36 QuarterNote_: exactlu UsernameRiftOpensInOcean, its a great piece of art that is a very poor fit
🔗 12:36Xavier0080:
Gazebo, don't worry about it
🔗 12:36MetricFurlong: Gazebo_we: possibly ventriloquism
🔗 12:36Castlewise: yeah, but variant covers can kind of be out there, cant they?
🔗 12:36 QuarterNote_: Nightvalien28, current batgirl is aimed at teenage girls primarily
🔗 12:36 mtvcdm: So much of this tutorial could be avoided if this lady was just straightforward with what in the hell is going on.
🔗 12:36 Lysander_Gustav: Seems logical
🔗 12:37PresidentLulu: I tend to get a lot of my comic news from moviebob
🔗 12:37 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: and now assholes on twitter want to die on this hill
🔗 12:37Atifexe: Fun fact: That "cell" information is the status of your DS.
🔗 12:37MetricFurlong: mtvcdm: straightforward explanations as to what's going on? In a videogame? Never
🔗 12:37 QuarterNote_: Castlewise, it was like putting hardcore porn on a young adult book
🔗 12:37Spacecarl: It is still so weird. I went to school with the current Batgirl artist.
🔗 12:37TXC2: when did "censorship" become the internet's hot button ?
🔗 12:37 Nightvalien28: QuarterNote_, I get it, i just thought the comic took the usual turn downards into whatever they always do to women
🔗 12:37 QuarterNote_: Nightvalien28, nope
🔗 12:37Atifexe: Mtvcdm: There's a reason why she's not.
🔗 12:37Castlewise: Quarternote_ are we talking about the same joker variant?
🔗 12:37 QuarterNote_: current batgirl is actually really well written
🔗 12:38 hascow: "what they always do to women" is less and less appropriate these days
🔗 12:38 hascow: or rather, less and less what happens
🔗 12:38 Dandinstorm12: @Txc2 the internet is easily distracted
🔗 12:38 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean is going to engrave a baseball bat with the definition of free speech and censorship and beat people with it
🔗 12:38 MousseFilledCat: I think this came out before devil survivor
🔗 12:38 Lysander_Gustav: "censorship" is being used as a logical fallacy. It's akin to Godwin's law.
🔗 12:38Leonhart321: LRR plays my favourite JRPG ever? Sold
🔗 12:38 Dandinstorm12: Don't fear...never mind, too obvious
🔗 12:38 Nightvalien28: hascow you mean from the same people that asked for a sexy harleyqueen about to kill herself?
🔗 12:38Sektor88: Speaking of Devil Survivor, DS2's enhanced port is less than a month away!
🔗 12:38 RedNightmare7: How long has she been part of this game?
🔗 12:38Phrixscreoth: I just noticed the email and have to say I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH
🔗 12:39Phrixscreoth: and it is impossible to find in store
🔗 12:39 QuarterNote_: RedNightmare7, longer than us
🔗 12:39TXC2: Dandinstorm12 you mean like a 5 year old? or like a goldfish?
🔗 12:39Sektor88: wait, no, little more than a month, I lied.
🔗 12:39Phrixscreoth: so I'm lucky I found it when I did
🔗 12:39PresidentLulu:
@Sektor88 wow i can't believe dark souls 2 is getting a 3ds port
🔗 12:39 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Nightvalien28 oh god, that whole clusterfuck. then they have her murder hundreds of children and not even care
🔗 12:39 RedNightmare7: 'And there is like A FREAKING CLOCK ON MY HAND!!'
🔗 12:39 Dandinstorm12: @Txc2 both examples work
🔗 12:39 hascow: Nightvalien28, I have no idea what you mean. I mean with Female Thor, Batgirl, Spidergwen
🔗 12:39Leonhart321: This is literally THE game I will always recommend to people after Chrono Trigger. Plus it's also one of the few JRPGs I've completely 100% including max stats
🔗 12:39Sacrificialtoast:
Etrian Odyssey Untold 2 is also coming out
🔗 12:39Sektor88: presidentlulu: Of course! it's to hype bloodborne
🔗 12:39MetricFurlong: Nightvalien28: I'd ask, but I don't think I want to know
🔗 12:39 QuarterNote_: Lots of explanations of what is happening in this game are firmly in the Spoilers category
🔗 12:40dialMforMara: hello
🔗 12:40Sektor88: And Type-0 is out today
🔗 12:40 Nightvalien28: hascow, ah you see once upon a time they held a contest to people to draw that cover of harley
🔗 12:40thecybertrash: Shibuya is where all the hip kids hang out I hear
🔗 12:40TXC2: hello Dialmformara Welcome
🔗 12:40 Trippzen: Why are all the text bubbles coming out everyone's stomaches?
🔗 12:40 Dandinstorm12: insert Ten four joeks
🔗 12:40dialMforMara: hi @Txc2 what have I missed?
🔗 12:40 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I currently read the various batman titles, green lantern titles and earth 2. I'm probably going to stop soon because honestly I'm just tired of the current storlyines and it just seems to be getting worse, plus I don't like how alan scott is basically captain planet now
🔗 12:40 QuarterNote_: TWEWY does a great job of only telling you the minimum you need to know
🔗 12:40 Nightvalien28: Dialmformara, hey sup, how are ya today, how's canageek?
🔗 12:40Leonhart321: Red Reapers are usually plot related barriers to the next part
🔗 12:41TXC2: Dialmformara one battle, lots of talking out of poeples chests for some reason
🔗 12:41PresidentLulu: Incoming Edge
🔗 12:41MetricFurlong:
QuarterNote_: did you marry this game or something?
🔗 12:41dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 I'm stressed, but it was worse this morning...Canageek is feeling better and probably working on his crystals
🔗 12:41splatty1: that does not look like a structurally stable background.
🔗 12:41Okipokute: WcDonalds
🔗 12:41 QuarterNote_: MetricFurlong, its really really really good
🔗 12:41dialMforMara: @Txc2 what do I need to know about the world/story/characters
🔗 12:41 hascow: Nightvalien28, I actually think I remember hearing about that, now that you mention it. I don't mean it never happens, just that it is happening LESS
🔗 12:41 featherweight_: I'm really looking forword to seeing what Nintendo does on mobile.
🔗 12:41 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, hope you feel better
🔗 12:41dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 thank you
🔗 12:41CoyoteSans: Just came in, how far are we in with Anti-Sora and Fashion-Kairi?
🔗 12:41 MousseFilledCat: So Heather and Kathleen never played this before?
🔗 12:41Okipokute: not frog fractions again
🔗 12:41 Dandinstorm12: Seasons don't fear the Reaper, Heather
🔗 12:41 Itazu: i like the idea that your partner does a yoga pose whenever she gets stressed out
🔗 12:41 Nightvalien28: hascow, I know and it is great that it is happening less
🔗 12:41Grothe406: They changed it to 104 because the 4 is associated with death kinda like 6
🔗 12:41Castlewise: If I remember right hes got a good arc
🔗 12:42Phrixscreoth: This game has a really tricky combat to get the hang of but it's REALLY cool when you do
🔗 12:42Leonhart321: Kinda the point Kathleen
🔗 12:42TXC2: Dialmformara it's japan, pins help you fight, thats all i've manege to work out
🔗 12:42 Mowdownjoe: !MEOW
🔗 12:42Namboto: Oh yeah he's a total butt in the beginning. He gets better tho
🔗 12:42dialMforMara: @Txc2 so we don't know why the world ends with us?
🔗 12:42 hascow: wow that text is blatant Squeenix text. It looks identical to the Bravely Default tutorial text
🔗 12:42 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:42 QuarterNote_: The AI is not the best though
🔗 12:42TXC2: Dialmformara not yet, no
🔗 12:42CoyoteSans: Ooooorrrr, she'll probably just turn on auto-battle like I probably would because the multitasking this game demands is insane.
🔗 12:43Sektor88: I'm surprised it's not 108 since that's a buddhist number with lots of significance
🔗 12:43Leonhart321: Don't worry about controlling her for the time being, when you get a certain pin, you'll know when to get in the hang of double controlling
🔗 12:43 MousseFilledCat: His character arc is essentially learning to appreciate people.
🔗 12:43PresidentLulu: so we're fighting Quantum Noise
🔗 12:43dialMforMara: @Sektor88 but 8 is a lucky number
🔗 12:43ImmoralEthicist: this combat mechanic is super-difficult
🔗 12:43MrBillCowsby: Sorry been working and lurking so I am going to put in my 2 cents. Free Speech allows you to say what you want, it does not protect you from any backfire of what you say.
🔗 12:43Namboto: And death is a... Thing in this game
🔗 12:43Phrixscreoth: Coyotesans yeah but a lot of the time you can just mash sideways to attack faster than autoattack does
🔗 12:43Sektor88: dialmformara: in Chiense culture it is, yes. Dunno about Japanese though. Also while 8 shows up in the number 08, they can still have different meanings as a whole
🔗 12:43 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Loadingreadyrun and crippled
🔗 12:43Tommathy: Oh yay! I loved this game
🔗 12:44CoyoteSans: Thing is that won't work forever for reasons.
🔗 12:44Sektor88: *108, rather
🔗 12:44 Dandinstorm12: mmm balancing acts
🔗 12:44 hascow: there's "out there" and then there's "inappropriate for the target audience"
🔗 12:44Phrixscreoth:
Have neither of them played this game before? Oh this is going to be good
🔗 12:44Leonhart321: Light puck = Damage multiplier
🔗 12:44 HailtheRNG: Holy multitasking
🔗 12:44 AdmiralMemo: !game complex
🔗 12:44Castlewise: If I remember right I ended up spending most of my time trying to do the top screen comboes and scratching around wildly on the bottom (ruining my touchscreen)
🔗 12:44 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: as an art piece it's creepy but well done and an homage to a famous work and I have no issue with that
🔗 12:44 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:44CoyoteSans: Hailtherng You ain't seen nothing yet.
🔗 12:45CoyoteSans: THIS is a game that should have come with it's own DS stand.
🔗 12:45Phrixscreoth: "Frick scree oth" xD
🔗 12:45TXC2: "unlucky" japanese numbers are 4, 9 and 43
🔗 12:45Phrixscreoth: but good try
🔗 12:45 MousseFilledCat: Yeah, I love where this story goes.
🔗 12:45Tommathy: I used to groove out to the soundtrack on the bus
🔗 12:45MetricFurlong: frogclops
🔗 12:45 Mowdownjoe: FYI: P4: Golden is on sale on the PSN store. $15!
🔗 12:45Zeke229: omg you guys, nintendo is entering the mobile phone area
🔗 12:45Atifexe: This game is why I bought a screen protector for my DS.
🔗 12:45krispee1919: So Japanese Pokemon... Oh wait
🔗 12:45 Develon2: @Moussefilledcat I do as well
🔗 12:45Cobblepotter: The AI will handle the top screen and do well enough for a good while. So take your time perfecting the bottom screen combat before moving to the top.
🔗 12:45CoyoteSans: Txc2 But what are their opinions on 42?
🔗 12:45 Nightvalien28: why are the frogs so evil
🔗 12:45 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: also here's the thing, in that story batman KILLS the joker. That part of the story ignored but the violence against the woman character is kept in continuity
🔗 12:45PresidentLulu: BARA WEASEL FIGHT
🔗 12:45Zeke229: hello chat kathleen and heather
🔗 12:45 MousseFilledCat: Yeah, Neku is somewhat like Cloud in the beginning. By which I mean a jerk.
🔗 12:46 Lysander_Gustav: Suddenly cyborg werewolves
🔗 12:46 Dandinstorm12: what the actual hell is that
🔗 12:46 Develon2: The frogs don't want to croak. So they fight
🔗 12:46 Dandinstorm12: ohai Zeke
🔗 12:46 hascow: what is even happening on the top screen?
🔗 12:46TXC2:
Coyotesans it's the meaning of life the universe and everthing, why would they a have problem with that?
🔗 12:46Zeke229:
hi Dandinstorm12
🔗 12:46MetricFurlong: Heather has teh skillz
🔗 12:46 RedNightmare7: Wait, you were doing both there!? Nice!
🔗 12:46 Nightvalien28: heather is mad pro yo
🔗 12:46 QuarterNote_: Also Heather and Kathleen if you match the ESP cards you will do more damage (the game might not have introduced that yet)
🔗 12:46PresidentLulu: Rather have Tidus any day
🔗 12:46Sektor88: Also nintendo announced the codename of their new system today; the NX
🔗 12:46Phrixscreoth: Oh one thing that I forgot about; you can get "Shutdown PP" which means you have to turn your game OFF to level up some pins.
🔗 12:46Leonhart321: Chrono too Kath
🔗 12:47Phrixscreoth: which might be problematic in the context of the stream
🔗 12:47dialMforMara: the one who's not named for a weather type is not a jerk. GOod to know.
🔗 12:47 MousseFilledCat: Zidane - Not a sullen jerk and also not an idiot.
🔗 12:47dialMforMara: Question: is this music in-game?
🔗 12:47Sektor88: I just want an FFX game that focuses on Auron. Please Squeenix, plz.
🔗 12:47 Havok4: The cyberbear dropped it.
🔗 12:47 Arikele: Tidus - just a crybaby.
🔗 12:47MetricFurlong: Zidane from FFIX was neither dumb nor a sullen jerk
🔗 12:47 Develon2: Zidane was a a nice guy
🔗 12:47 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I really like final fantasy 4-6 the characters are actually likable
🔗 12:47Sacrificialtoast: Vaan had more issues with not being part of the plot than not being a sullen jerk
🔗 12:47 QuarterNote_: Phrixscreoth, well they only play once a week
🔗 12:47 Noxenluxe:
You know who's not a sullen jerk as well? Zid.... moussefilledcat.
🔗 12:47Grothe406: This game should literally be called "How Neku Learned To Not Be A Butt."
🔗 12:47Sektor88: dialmformara: yes
🔗 12:47TXC2: 500 yen = £2.50 right?
🔗 12:47 Nightvalien28: yeah zidane was awesome
🔗 12:47Castlewise: I lol'ed at the reel back on "well Tidus was dumb"
🔗 12:47CoyoteSans: Probably best to not actually cash the money pins, though.
🔗 12:47Cobblepotter: So, sullen jerk or whiny brat. Take your pick!
🔗 12:47CoyoteSans: For reasons I don't completely recall.
🔗 12:47 Lysander_Gustav: That poor werewolf. Just trying to get back to work from his lunch break when he's accosted and mugged by a pair of juvenile delinquents.
🔗 12:47 HailtheRNG: Tidus was supposed to be a Jock I though
🔗 12:47 HailtheRNG: thought*
🔗 12:47 EldraziOutlaw: Kathleen, the main from nine wasn't sullen either
🔗 12:47 RedNightmare7: Ok, down time. Time to explain lady
🔗 12:47Namboto: What about the pig you have to close your ds to kill
🔗 12:47DeathNDecay1: that main character from ff12 wasnt that sullen
🔗 12:47 QuarterNote_: Neku's characterization is well done
🔗 12:48Phrixscreoth: Quarternote true but you can level up pins the wrong way and not get them to evolve if they get the wrong type of exp, making it awkward unless they pay attention
🔗 12:48 Onisquirrel: Zidane from 9 wasn't sullen. He was a jerk though.
🔗 12:48Sacrificialtoast:
yeah, Vaan's not really a sullen jerk, but he also has the issue where he's not really part of the plot
🔗 12:48Nazzle10: so... what is this?
🔗 12:48TXC2 hears people taking about FF, shuts down
🔗 12:48Castlewise: I think they explain that later
🔗 12:48 Noxenluxe:
Balthier was almost never sullen deathndecay1.
🔗 12:48Leonhart321: Zidane was pretty happy go lucky, Tidus was a crybaby, Vann wanted to be a sky pirate
🔗 12:48 MousseFilledCat: I'm pretty sure that everyone buy your character gets a rules session before the game.
🔗 12:48Driosenth: Titus was the stupid but addorable puppy, nothing but rocks for brains
🔗 12:48 QuarterNote_: The answer to why she knows so much is {REDACTED]
🔗 12:48Gazebo_WE: Maybe every one got an intro packet and he left his on the bus
🔗 12:48 anima110: this music is both good and bad at the same time
🔗 12:48 hascow: is she actually part of EVIL CORPORATION?
🔗 12:48 Dandinstorm12: precisely why Isaac is supierior
🔗 12:48MetricFurlong: DeathNDecay1: no, his problem was more due to being written into the game late in development due to marketting reasons
🔗 12:48Zeke229: win10 has integrated bometric security that is only stored on you cdevice
🔗 12:49Leonhart321: Baltheir is faaar superior to Vaan
🔗 12:49Sektor88: final fantasy politics edition
🔗 12:49PresidentLulu:
My favorite bioware rpg is the one where you play as sonic the hedgehog
🔗 12:49 EldraziOutlaw: Kathleen, what about nine?
🔗 12:49Namboto: There are very few plot holes in this game
🔗 12:49bernard832: Balthier is Han Solo and Vaan and Penelo are the droids
🔗 12:49 empyrealhell: I liked vaan, he seemed a more likely everyman-in-extraordinary-situation hero than kids saving the world
🔗 12:49CoyoteSans: Final Fantasy All The Good Writers Left In The Aftermath of Spirits Within
🔗 12:49 Aracuda: wait, is THAT whats saving is for?
🔗 12:49 Lysander_Gustav: I wonder if that new Final Fantasy game with the amnesiac blonde guy will have him as sullen or optimistic?
🔗 12:49Leonhart321:
Yeah saving and coming back later with equipped pins can grant you EXP to those pins....among other bonuses 
🔗 12:49Akaiatana: SAVE the STATE!
🔗 12:49 hascow: now I want to play FF XII again
🔗 12:49Grothe406: You acutally can rank up your pins for Not playing the game
🔗 12:50TXC2:
would be nice to have saves in desert bus right?
🔗 12:50 RedNightmare7: I appreciate that explanaition actually. Makes it accessable even for people who never play games.
🔗 12:50Nazzle10: So we are arguing about FF then? this seems fun
🔗 12:50Artirian_Legacy: Save State!
🔗 12:50 Myrniss: Get used to this song chat
🔗 12:50 Dandinstorm12: no @Txc2 that would ruin the purpose
🔗 12:50 AdmiralMemo: To be fair, you said "from 10 on"
🔗 12:50Castlewise: I've been playing through XII recently. Good times
🔗 12:50 EldraziOutlaw:
In fairness, you did say from 7 to 10 , which is why people brought up nine
🔗 12:50 Dandinstorm12:
must we @Myrniss
🔗 12:50Gazebo_WE: I think he may just be a blackout drunk
🔗 12:50TXC2:
Dandinstorm12 i know that, hence the
🔗 12:50 Nightvalien28: Myrniss, downloading the soundtrack of this game now
🔗 12:50SmoothEnigma:
HELLO 
🔗 12:50Castlewise: Yeah, you evolve your pins like Pokemon
🔗 12:50 Dandinstorm12: oh right, I forgot to ad mine on
🔗 12:50SmoothEnigma: Im happy so see somone playing this game on twitch
🔗 12:50Castlewise: and some evolve by saving and not playing for a while
🔗 12:51Leonhart321: 7 and 13 I'll grant you, but there was Selphie, Zell and Irvine were pretty happy go lucky
🔗 12:51SmoothEnigma: chibiLov3
🔗 12:51TXC2: hello Smoothenigma welcome
🔗 12:51SmoothEnigma:
*
🔗 12:51Xavier0080: VII is good, vastly overrated.
🔗 12:51 Myrniss: @Nightvalien28 I liek some of the songs... i just really don't liek this one :S
🔗 12:51 hascow: I feel sad I missed the FFVII boat, because it's VERY slow for me to try to play for the first time these days
🔗 12:51 MousseFilledCat: Leonhart321 - but they weren't the main character
🔗 12:51MetricFurlong: Leonhart321: those weren't the main lead though, which was the point
🔗 12:51Kodra22: Kathleen have you ever played either of the MMO Final Fantasies?
🔗 12:51 Lysander_Gustav: Cloud was the most annoying part of Advent Children
🔗 12:51Zeke229: is sound bad for anyone else?
🔗 12:51 MousseFilledCat: We're discussing MCs
🔗 12:51 Dandinstorm12: also, as for as JRPGs are concerned Isaac is the best protagonist
🔗 12:51Zeke229: or is that the game?
🔗 12:51Sektor88: Crazy endgame materia shenanigans were fun. Mime / counterattack 7 times in a row? yes please.
🔗 12:51Phrixscreoth: Myrniss yeah this one isn't one I like either
🔗 12:51 RedNightmare7: So we don't even get a chance to sleep D:
🔗 12:51Catcard: Is this song like a 20 second loop
🔗 12:51squaredotcube: dat flip phone
🔗 12:51Seirhune: I finished FF7 way back in the day and just remember thinking "I spent how much time dicking around with Chocobos with the world about to end again why?" and I never played an FF game again.
🔗 12:51 anima110:
best combo ever
🔗 12:514dSwissCheese: TWEWY! This might be the last JRPG that I fully loved.
🔗 12:51amythist: and most people like 7 because of the nostalgia effect, that was their first, they hadn't played any of those good Final fantasy games on the NES/SNES
🔗 12:51Leonhart321: OK, fair point
🔗 12:52MetricFurlong: Dandinstorm12: as in the silent protagonist from Golden Sun?
🔗 12:52TXC2: i'm sorry is there a train going bye the moonbase right now?
🔗 12:52 Dandinstorm12: @Metricfurlong exactly
🔗 12:52DeathNDecay1: but triple triad on FF14!
🔗 12:52MetricFurlong: Kathleen 'anti-social hermit' De Vere
🔗 12:52Sektor88: I think I played FF1 on NES before I beat 7, lol
🔗 12:52 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "Hanging out with other people? Bleh!" DeVere
🔗 12:52Gazebo_WE: Yep he is just a blackout drunk
🔗 12:52 Lysander_Gustav: Yeah, whenever I play mmos I try my best to pretend it's single-player and ignore everyone that isn't an npc
🔗 12:53 RedNightmare7: ok, so we get sleep. still really weird, no time to get explaination
🔗 12:53Lancer873: Mola Mola. Died at 9900 kg. Whyyyyyy.
🔗 12:53MetricFurlong: Dandinstorm12: not sure is he's enough of a character to count, tbh
🔗 12:53MetricFurlong: *if he's
🔗 12:53PresidentLulu: Now we need to introduce A bichromatic Bear Character
🔗 12:53Kodra22: FF14 has sort've become just a nostalgia factory for other Final Fantasy games. There is a huge long story arc that is a Lupin the 3rd style quest featuring Gilgamesh and Enkidu
🔗 12:53CoyoteSans: Except after an hour, 999 actually explains the situation to you, for the most part.
🔗 12:53 QuarterNote_: 999 loved that game
🔗 12:53 hascow: oh man! Codename STEAM got delivered. I should be able to pick it up when I get home today.
🔗 12:53Leonhart321: Okyadon and a TWEWY streams. This is a pretty good end to a day that has been mixed at best
🔗 12:53Catcard: Can someone tell me what they're saying in this song? If I don't know the lyrics I actually might start to go crazy.
🔗 12:53 HailtheRNG: okay, this song is getting a little repeatative
🔗 12:53 Dandinstorm12: @Metricfurlong I mean yeah, but at least he doesn't alienate the player by having bad lines
🔗 12:53squaredotcube: Neku is Japanese Johnny
🔗 12:53Namboto: This game will explain some things in short order
🔗 12:53MetricFurlong: !neptune
🔗 12:53 LRRbot: Hold up, Brosephine!
🔗 12:54CoyoteSans: Neku is an abusive boyfriend, basically.
🔗 12:54 RedNightmare7:
Hachiko was cursed, to wait on his master for all eternity. They broke that curse recently
🔗 12:54Phrixscreoth: I love the character development all these characters get
🔗 12:54Lancer873: Neku. Why are you an ***...
🔗 12:544dSwissCheese: When a JRPG protagonist is calling you whiny...
🔗 12:54 Lysander_Gustav: Wow, invisible walls that are acknowledged by the story.
🔗 12:54 Trippzen: Kodra22 Did they ever fix the latency issues for US servers in FFXIV? I liked FFXIV (2.0) but damn it was annoying dodging a 1-shot attack and 1-2 seconds later dying to it.
🔗 12:55Zeke229:
chromecasting this stream
🔗 12:55 hascow: so: who's better? This guy, or Doctor Lautrec?
🔗 12:55 Dandinstorm12: oh dear
🔗 12:55Phrixscreoth: one of the problems I do have this game is that it's super hand holdy, and you can't do anything before the characters figure it out
🔗 12:55Kodra22: Yeah, I don't have hardly any latency, and I do a lot of fights that demand precision movements.
🔗 12:55MetricFurlong: hascow: oh god
🔗 12:55 QuarterNote_: hascow, neku actually develops as a character
🔗 12:55TXC2: Hascow never say that name here
🔗 12:55 Dandinstorm12: that surprise animation though
🔗 12:55 Nightvalien28: hascow, this guy by a long shot
🔗 12:55 AdmiralMemo: That stance is so ridiculous
🔗 12:55SamuelMumm: Evening everyone
🔗 12:55 Dandinstorm12: hey @Samuelmumm
🔗 12:55TXC2: hello Samuelmumm welcome
🔗 12:56Shamanarza: I like red coat guy
🔗 12:56 Lysander_Gustav: That stance!
🔗 12:56MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: to be fair, Lautrec might as well, it's just that no one's been able to play enough of the game to find out
🔗 12:56Catcard: Oh my god this song. I just keep hearing the singers get more and more exhausted.
🔗 12:56 HailtheRNG: !judge
🔗 12:56 MousseFilledCat: Judge!
🔗 12:56Xavier0080: If everyone in life made that stance when they were surprised, It would make life more enjoyable for me
🔗 12:56 Dandinstorm12: JUDGE!
🔗 12:56PresidentLulu: Not THAT kind of magic judge
🔗 12:56Catcard: "uuuuuuuhhhhh rrrrghhhrhhhmgmhhruuuhhhh"
🔗 12:56Lancer873: How can I help?
🔗 12:56 RedNightmare7: Good deduction there Neku
🔗 12:56Kodra22: Trippzen I would recommend checking it out on a free weekend. One should be coming up in a few months. Game is much improved from even the relaunch
🔗 12:56Leonhart321: The game is handholdy at first, but it makes perfect sense in context within the story
🔗 12:56 HailtheRNG: Draft?
🔗 12:56 Dandinstorm12: oh fine
🔗 12:56Shamanarza: Xavier00800 especially if they were all wearing short skirts, right?
🔗 12:57 hascow: gigantic pants pockets are the best kind of pants pockets
🔗 12:57 The_Ocean_who_Subbed:
Guys guys guys! My little brother was accepted to Boston Conservatory for music composition!
🔗 12:57PresidentLulu: Once again the day is saved thanks to CARGO SHORTS
🔗 12:57 Lysander_Gustav: Just suddenly realizing you have pockets.
🔗 12:57Kodra22: Man, for a know-it-all brat this guy sure is clueless.
🔗 12:57MetricFurlong: The_ocean_who_subbed, congrats
🔗 12:57Nazzle10: Question! does the soundtrack change?
🔗 12:57 Dandinstorm12: paul, paul paul paul. Draft?
🔗 12:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (57m ago)
🔗 12:57 HailtheRNG: holy mother of walls of texts
🔗 12:57 Nightvalien28: The_ocean_who_subbed, congratz to your brother
🔗 12:57Phrixscreoth: Hmmm that's weird, wasn't that two of the same kind of pin?
🔗 12:57TXC2: The_ocean_who_subbed 's little brother; congratulations
🔗 12:57Zeke229: lrrbot! SHAKES FIST
🔗 12:57Namboto: Nazzle10 yes, quite a bit actually
🔗 12:57 Dandinstorm12: gratz @The_ocean_who_subbed to your brother
🔗 12:57Catcard: The song changed. I'm saved.
🔗 12:58MetricFurlong: !livesched
🔗 12:58Atifexe: You can chain battles by selecting more than one symbol at once.
🔗 12:58Phrixscreoth: Atifexe they teac hyou that
🔗 12:58 Develon2: The more noise you click will cause you to fight them back to back.
🔗 12:58 The_Ocean_who_Subbed:
Thanks Metricfurlong, Txc2, Dandinstorm12 & Nightvalien28! I'm so proud of him.
🔗 12:58Leonhart321: Pretty sdure JRPG protagonists have a condition where the number of zips are directly proportional to their strength while being inversly proportional to intelligence and personality at first. Hence Neku being a dick at first
🔗 12:58TXC2: Catcard i know right?
🔗 12:58Xavier0080: Atifexe, not yet
🔗 12:58 Lysander_Gustav: Hey, I've had moments where I'm wearing roomy cargo pants and forgetting which pocket I've left something
🔗 12:58Zeke229: ugh, im stuck at home, my scooter is getting new tires and brakes
🔗 12:58 The_Ocean_who_Subbed: He had like a 5% chance of getting in.
🔗 12:58Phrixscreoth: this is still the tutorial, let them learn it at the game's pace xD
🔗 12:58 QuarterNote_: I was always a fan of tap and slash pins over drag ones
🔗 12:58 hascow: graffiti font
🔗 12:58MetricFurlong: !font bad
🔗 12:58 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 12:58splatty1: i can't even read the name of the name of the title when it came up
🔗 12:58Xavier0080: You can't engage multi fights yet, its unlocked later
🔗 12:58Leonhart321: If you like these ones, if you're going for 100%, wait til you hit Holy Field and the Darklit Planets set
🔗 12:59 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:03
🔗 12:59squaredotcube:
and thus Kathleen angered the tagging gods with that comment
🔗 12:59 RedNightmare7: draw a line between them maybe?
🔗 12:59Phrixscreoth: you can just keep slashing
🔗 12:59Leonhart321: You can't do Chain Reductions just yet
🔗 12:59Tommathy: Slash has no cool down
🔗 12:59 Dandinstorm12: damn frogs, bringing the beats
🔗 12:59Tommathy: You can scratch rapidly
🔗 12:59Cobblepotter: Keep slashing and you can do a combo, I think.
🔗 12:59Phrixscreoth: just swipe away! xD
🔗 12:59Xavier0080: just slash upward on an enemy, he dashes towards them
🔗 12:59CoyoteSans: Hope you have a screen protector, BTW!
🔗 13:00MetricFurlong: Dandinstorm12: supposedly they're quite fond of hip-hop
🔗 13:00PresidentLulu: There is a scree protector, dunno is heather brought it
🔗 13:00PresidentLulu: *if
🔗 13:00 QuarterNote_: Fortunatly you can tune your pins to how you play, there isnt really any situation where you need to use a specific strat
🔗 13:01Xavier0080: The DS bottom screen is pretty healthy when it comes to absorbing swipes
🔗 13:01Phrixscreoth: Yeah there are a LOT of pins of varying styles, strengths and weaknesses
🔗 13:01PresidentLulu: The original pokemon ranger did a number on my Ds lite
🔗 13:01Namboto: Sometimes some pins work better though, but it's mostly up to your play style
🔗 13:01Leonhart321: Panic averted....but trust me when I say chat is right for concern
🔗 13:01Castlewise: Oh man, they should make more pokemon rangers
🔗 13:01Castlewise: so many circles
🔗 13:01Catcard: Ugh ***... is this the hub music for the whole game?
🔗 13:01MetricFurlong: right, well I need to go and do stuff and prepare food - I may see you all later or on Alex's stream - have fun everyone
🔗 13:01Namboto: My favorites were slashes and the mic based ones
🔗 13:01 QuarterNote_: i hated the mic ones
🔗 13:02 Omega_Lairon: Ah JRPGs... taking 10 text boxes to say what ordinary people can express in 3
🔗 13:02TXC2: mass...massive hands
🔗 13:02Gazebo_WE: Dont you remember anything they taught you in basic training?
🔗 13:02Namboto: Catcard: no, just specific times/areas
🔗 13:02 Myrniss: @catcard yup. I tried to warn you chat!
🔗 13:02 Myrniss: oh, or not. whoops
🔗 13:02Namboto: Quarternote all you have to do is blow on the mic though
🔗 13:02PresidentLulu: This music is very persona school
🔗 13:02Grothe406: Zone=Screen
🔗 13:02TXC2: so long Metricfurlong have fun
🔗 13:02Catcard: All Persona-esque music is like this for me.
🔗 13:03Leonhart321: Wow Larion, you got some sort of Full Heal for that burn?
🔗 13:03 AdmiralMemo:
Those things look like Pogs
🔗 13:03CoyoteSans: Of all of Nomura's games... this is the Nomura-est when it comes to art and character design.
🔗 13:03 QuarterNote_: AdmiralMemo, funny you say that. There is a marble like pin bashing minigame in this game
🔗 13:03 Lysander_Gustav: Jazz handing everywhere
🔗 13:03 AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
🔗 13:03 Omega_Lairon: Kermit. Kermit talks like that
🔗 13:03TXC2: two > one confirmed
🔗 13:03CoyoteSans:
Shiki Jazz-hands 
🔗 13:04Leonhart321: Man, all this snark is hilarious to me since I know what's coming
🔗 13:04Namboto: She is shiva, god of death
🔗 13:04Xavier0080: @Txc2 im still skepitcal
🔗 13:04Sacrificialtoast: if they did give you psychic powers, what power would you get from them, Kathleen?
🔗 13:04 AdmiralMemo: Awww... I can't psychically Jund 'em out?
🔗 13:04DiamondTiki: Curse you, DST! Also, hi everyone
🔗 13:04CaffeinatedLemur: My button gave me the power to have a button
🔗 13:04ImmoralEthicist: But you guys are working on the psychic power buttons, right?
🔗 13:04Leonhart321: LRR Buttons do not give psychic powers needs to be the next design
🔗 13:04PresidentLulu: If only the buttons didnt have to be magic themed, the next one could be "This button will not give you psychic powers"
🔗 13:04Gazebo_WE: Loading ready run buttons give you the power to read your own mind
🔗 13:04 Krlnkir: But... then how am I levitating right now?
🔗 13:04TXC2: Xavier0080 i belive there is an actul math prof for 2 greater than 1
🔗 13:04Grothe406: So my opponent's deck didn't catch on fire because of my LRR pin?
🔗 13:05Xavier0080: I'll look into it. Anything Shiki says i take with a grain of salt
🔗 13:05splatty1: did she move in the surprise pose?
🔗 13:05 Arikele: I don't know, Jund em out is definitely some kind of psychic ability
🔗 13:05 AdmiralMemo:
splatty1, She hopped over.
🔗 13:05PresidentLulu: @Grothe406 someone is either playing burn very wrong or VERY right
🔗 13:05TXC2: next button should be "this button will NOT help you top deck"
🔗 13:05 Lysander_Gustav: I hope this guy becomes a nice guy later. If he continues acting like a jerk throughout it will get somewhat draining.
🔗 13:05 HailtheRNG: jund em out
🔗 13:05Leonhart321: Oh a heads up, don't trash the money pins until you need/have to. You'll need them later down the line
🔗 13:06 QuarterNote_: Lysander_Gustav, thats spoilers
🔗 13:06 AdmiralMemo: You gotta be "widdem"
🔗 13:06 Dandinstorm12: alright I'm back, what did I miss
🔗 13:06Xavier0080: Rhyme is female
🔗 13:06doomlimit: Unfortunately, Beat, you have already outsmarted yourself.
🔗 13:06 MousseFilledCat: She
🔗 13:06PresidentLulu: Androgyny!
🔗 13:06 QuarterNote_: Rhyme is a girl
🔗 13:06Leonhart321: Sibling yes, brother no
🔗 13:06 Juliamon: Rhyme IS adorable.
🔗 13:06Namboto: Rhyme is so cute
🔗 13:06 QuarterNote_: Rhyme is also the best
🔗 13:06TXC2: Dandinstorm12 talking, LOTS of talking
🔗 13:06 AdmiralMemo: Japanese androgyny
🔗 13:06Gazebo_WE: So every teem has a dumb?
🔗 13:06Castlewise: Oh man, I liked this team. They had a good story
🔗 13:06 Omega_Lairon: Beat - essentially Knuckles the Echidna
🔗 13:06Chosendark1: im still not sure rhyme is a girl. no matter what they say
🔗 13:06PresidentLulu: New party member: Kanji Tatsumi
🔗 13:06 Dandinstorm12: she does seem to have the heart shaped face, so probably female
🔗 13:06 HailtheRNG: so clever
🔗 13:07CoyoteSans: Yeah, this game was kind of SE's answer to Persona, wasn't it?
🔗 13:07 Dandinstorm12: Lay down the beat, start the rhyme
🔗 13:07Lokno: My partner in Rhythm
🔗 13:07TXC2: could be worse, could be beat and bop
🔗 13:07 mtvcdm: Beat's partner should have been Rush.
🔗 13:07 Nightvalien28: are we going to have a drop and bass team too?
🔗 13:07Namboto: Protip: beat and rhyme are nicknames
🔗 13:07PresidentLulu: @Chosendark1 why do people have to be gendered anyway
🔗 13:08Sacrificialtoast: refreshing soda pin
🔗 13:08 Dandinstorm12: orange crush?
🔗 13:08 AdmiralMemo:
It's a caffeinated pin!
🔗 13:08 Dandinstorm12: *plays REM in the background
🔗 13:08 Lysander_Gustav: Oh, is the girl actually the protagonist? The other guy is a decoy? I'm going to pretend this is the case until shown otherwise.
🔗 13:08Namboto: Press x to crush a dew
🔗 13:08Coolbond: shiku has one hell of a deformity she looks like a freaking chess piece thick on the bottom and tinner until the neck with a round head ontoå
🔗 13:08Leonhart321: Crush a Dew pin
🔗 13:08TXC2: no thats fuzzco overchrage, it will kill you
🔗 13:08 QuarterNote_: Lysander_Gustav, both
🔗 13:08 HailtheRNG:
<- just cause its St Patrick's Day
🔗 13:08PresidentLulu: actually, these people have normal body proportions. Besides rhyme's neck maybe
🔗 13:08 AdmiralMemo:
Oh yeah! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
🔗 13:09Grothe406: Beat can't pronounce his own name.
🔗 13:09Chosendark1: @Presidentlulu, they dont thats why im not convinced when they try to establish one
🔗 13:09 RedNightmare7: I was wondering if they made it
🔗 13:09Gazebo_WE: you are spending alot of your hour on this
🔗 13:09Coolbond: or atleast she have gotten all her ribs removed
🔗 13:09 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 13:09 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 13:09 QuarterNote_: Rhyme is the voice of reason
🔗 13:09 Mowdownjoe:
Raise your lucksacks for St. Patty!
🔗 13:09Namboto: Again, there's a reason for the thin-ness
🔗 13:10 Aracuda:
🔗 13:10PresidentLulu: neku the edgehog
🔗 13:10 Lysander_Gustav: Quarternote, nice pun
🔗 13:10TXC2:
Namboto is it from a lack of eating?
🔗 13:10Leonhart321: BTW, I love the music for this game. It's sooooo good
🔗 13:10 StreamBros: Brooding Protagonist Kathleen
🔗 13:10 Dandinstorm12: ooo Andrew in chat?
🔗 13:10krispee1919: Your hot Kathleen
🔗 13:10Namboto: Txc2 you could say that~
🔗 13:10PresidentLulu: Maybe they should drink some overcharge! It puts meat on the bones
🔗 13:10 Haberdashed:
=/= Neku
🔗 13:10 Nightvalien28: kathleen the prettiest of them all
🔗 13:10 AdmiralMemo: krispee1919, She's taken, though.
🔗 13:10 Nightvalien28: what are them? dont worry abou tit
🔗 13:11 Nightvalien28: *about it
🔗 13:11 Dandinstorm12: one day it's going to be Matt, and I'm going to be surprised
🔗 13:11 Lysander_Gustav: Neku needs a swift kick to the nads.
🔗 13:11Zeke229: hey chat wanna a scary story?
🔗 13:11 MousseFilledCat: I really can't wait for him to get some character development
🔗 13:11Zeke229: Student Loans
🔗 13:11 EldraziOutlaw: so... out character is actually just an *** then?
🔗 13:11 Nightvalien28: hey andrew how are ya today?
🔗 13:11Chosendark1: "maybe i just have unneeded angst
🔗 13:11 QuarterNote_: EldraziOutlaw, at this moment, yes
🔗 13:11SamuelMumm: Zeke229: I Counter your story with... Student in Germany!
🔗 13:11 Lysander_Gustav: I was once kicked in the nads by a girl, and we became the best of friends.
🔗 13:11CoyoteSans: Like I said, Neku is Anti-Sora.
🔗 13:11 Dandinstorm12: time to bring the beats
🔗 13:11TXC2: Zeke229 no, no, NOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 13:11 Dandinstorm12: I mean beat
🔗 13:11Namboto: Ah, good old early game neku
🔗 13:11Leonhart321: Angst level increased by 10
🔗 13:11 jonnykefka: so you play a tremendous ***?
🔗 13:11Sacrificialtoast: aren't they your opponents anyway
🔗 13:12 RedNightmare7:
@Lysander_gustav That sounds like a great story
🔗 13:12 StreamBros: @Nightvalien28 I'm good! Productive day so far and now im eating tasty lunch
🔗 13:12 blackwlf: Love this game.
🔗 13:12Namboto: He starts turning into a better person by the end of the early game
🔗 13:12 QuarterNote_: Once you engage in a pact your are stuck
🔗 13:12Leonhart321: I always liked early Neku, snarky, deadpan, doesn't give a damm but still smart, even if he is out only for himself
🔗 13:12 Nightvalien28: StreamBros, great to hear
🔗 13:12TXC2: oh hey Streambros
🔗 13:12 mtvcdm: We broke Kathleen.
🔗 13:12 RedNightmare7:
You seem upset Kathleen
🔗 13:12PresidentLulu: from experience, most 14 year old boys are like this
🔗 13:12CoyoteSans: most realistic teen in a japanese game ever
🔗 13:12 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "Just go listen to metal or something" DeVere
🔗 13:12 AdmiralMemo:
I love that Kathleen reaction.
🔗 13:12ImmoralEthicist: Dude, go buy some Bauhaus albums, jam them for a while, you'll be fine in a couple of hours
🔗 13:12 Nightvalien28: brooding level reaching critical numbers abort abort
🔗 13:12 sticks_abuser: don't hate on metal
🔗 13:12 Lysander_Gustav: I was being a jerk and was quickly shown the error of my ways.
🔗 13:12Chosendark1: to be fair. he has....reasons
🔗 13:12 MousseFilledCat: Emo Neku - you now see what his character arc is going to be. Learning the power of friendship.
🔗 13:12Leonhart321: Wow Kath, you want some fries to go with that salt?
🔗 13:12 sticks_abuser:
🔗 13:12TXC2: yeap 14 year old boys are a-holes
🔗 13:12splatty1: my phone has been upgraded by the power of knowledge
🔗 13:13 Gallium71: There really does need a "Give the kid a good slap" button.
🔗 13:13 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen: It was Matt one time!
🔗 13:13 QuarterNote_: Heal pins are nice early on
🔗 13:13Namboto:
Neku listens to linkin park and creed
🔗 13:13 AdmiralMemo: Just once...
🔗 13:13PresidentLulu: this music is oddly familiar
🔗 13:13 RedNightmare7: Btw, are we not long overdue on a break?
🔗 13:13Xavier0080: Fashion is important in Shibuya
🔗 13:13krispee1919: This music is dope bruh
🔗 13:13Sektor88:
Fashion souls?
🔗 13:13Chosendark1: @Namboto, idk he doesnt seem the "with arms wide open" kinda guy
🔗 13:13Shamanarza: So what I'm getting from this is that those 'flair' pins waiters as certain restaurants wear means they're secretly magical warriors?
🔗 13:13Phrixscreoth: this song is called "it's so wonderful" I believe
🔗 13:13Phrixscreoth: and is one of my favorite groove songs in the game
🔗 13:13TXC2: fashion? what is that?
🔗 13:13 anima110: by 2009 coll you mean hipster right
🔗 13:13Leonhart321: Ah yes, rushing Bravery post game to get Neku in a dress. Good times XD
🔗 13:14 Dandinstorm12: Yep, pins = magical warrior
🔗 13:14splatty1: does the level go up to 11?
🔗 13:144dSwissCheese: If I've learned one thing from JRPGs it's that zippers and belts are always in.
🔗 13:14Kodra22: Neku read Atlas Shrugged at age 10, and his eyes were opened to the truth of the world.
🔗 13:14Namboto: Chosendark1 I was thinking more "bullet"
🔗 13:14 Omega_Lairon: I miss 2009... that was a good year
🔗 13:14Leonhart321: Lower leve and Higher difficultiesl = More and better items
🔗 13:14Xavier0080: You crank your level down to increase difficulty
🔗 13:14 Dandinstorm12: @Omega_lairon was it, was it really
🔗 13:14TXC2: Omega_lairon i find that unlikly
🔗 13:14Leonhart321: Took me aaaaages to Lvl 1 Ultimate te end
🔗 13:14 Fayili:
Hey, should it be coming up on the first break? I wanna go microwave my lunch.
🔗 13:14 anima110: i miss 1999
🔗 13:14Castlewise: Sounds like Ayn Rand to me
🔗 13:14 Dandinstorm12: actually, other than school, 09 was pretty good
🔗 13:14PresidentLulu: neku is a shadow, the true self.
🔗 13:15ImmoralEthicist: hahaha. Good luck with that, son
🔗 13:15CoyoteSans: uh what
🔗 13:15 Dandinstorm12: lol Alberta
🔗 13:15 mtvcdm: No! Keep Alberta!
🔗 13:15 Dandinstorm12: we don't want ti
🔗 13:15 Dandinstorm12: *it
🔗 13:15 mtvcdm: We don't want Alberta!
🔗 13:15ImmoralEthicist: he's aware that Alberta's industry is currently collapsing, right?
🔗 13:15 Dandinstorm12: can you take Texas instead?
🔗 13:15CoyoteSans: we already have NE texas!
🔗 13:15Chosendark1: oh i forgot about the PP system omg that system was nuts
🔗 13:16Kodra22: FYGM right?
🔗 13:16 Gallium71: The Saudi's are currently paying sillybuggers with the oil industry
🔗 13:16krispee1919: Alberta not MURICA MURICA IS MURICA
🔗 13:16Phrixscreoth: I love grinding in this game because the item get sound after fights is AMAZING when you get like 100 things come in at once
🔗 13:16CaffeinatedLemur: Master Pins sounds dirty for some reason
🔗 13:16TXC2: less tax in the US? HA HA HA
🔗 13:16 Lysander_Gustav: I was forced to read Ayn Rand in middle school and hated it entirely. It was that horrible sci-fi post-apocalypic story where people weren't allowed to say "I"
🔗 13:16splatty1: can you breed pins?
🔗 13:16 MousseFilledCat: By that definition, all the states that pay more in taxes then they get from the government should leave the US
🔗 13:16 MousseFilledCat: That sounds like a good idea.
🔗 13:16 Dandinstorm12: oooo or Florida, can Canada take Florida instead?
🔗 13:16 Haberdashed: PLEASE
🔗 13:16Sektor88: Yeah, wanna trade?
🔗 13:16 Haberdashed: We really don't need Texas that badly
🔗 13:16 Lysander_Gustav: No, take Arizona.
🔗 13:16Phrixscreoth: Splatty1 no but you can evolve them
🔗 13:164dSwissCheese: We'll take the cool parts of Texas...
🔗 13:16 AdmiralMemo:
Take frickin' California... We don't need it.
🔗 13:16TXC2: dosen't lrr already have idaho or something?
🔗 13:16PresidentLulu: I mean considering the size of texas, it fits better with canada. It can be the new quebec
🔗 13:16 Dandinstorm12: Texas might object, but we beat them last time.
🔗 13:16Lord_ZYRK: Texas isn't that bad. Florida goes first.
🔗 13:17Gazebo_WE: I live it texas please take us Ill trade you Brisket for free healthcare
🔗 13:17 Myrniss: Brit here. If you get rid of Harper then Canada can annex England
🔗 13:17 TheArchitectUnstructured: Hey! I'm from Texas, it's not all racist crap there
🔗 13:17CaffeinatedLemur:
memo california pays like 1/3rd of the US budget
🔗 13:17 sticks_abuser: is there a state/province exchange program?
🔗 13:17Piperlyon: hey, I live in Texas.
🔗 13:17 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, Florida is pretty bad too
🔗 13:17 mtvcdm: No, no: we give Texas to Mexico. Canada should have Idaho.
🔗 13:17 MousseFilledCat: That sounds like Anthem
🔗 13:17Surinae: we can trade you northern California for Alberta
🔗 13:17 Itazu:
take Florida, you guys come here for vacations enough anyways
🔗 13:17Sektor88:
And Kathleen nailed it
🔗 13:17 SoSo_Tsundere: Wait, act now and take Texas, and we'll through in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arizona for free!
🔗 13:17 Nightvalien28: mtvcdm, why punish mexico?
🔗 13:17 Dandinstorm12: and Florida
🔗 13:17TXC2: ayn rand = crazy lady
🔗 13:17 RedNightmare7:
Kathleen, please never change
🔗 13:17daneislazy: we pay the same gst as everyone else in Canada... and we dont have pst, but there are other taxes that make up for that, but that's not all enforced by the federal gov
🔗 13:17 TheMoatman: Good. Don't go anywhere else in Texas
🔗 13:17Piperlyon: Austin is not indicative of the rest of Texas
🔗 13:17 SoSo_Tsundere: Austin is not true "Texas"
🔗 13:17 AdmiralMemo: Take Maryland.
🔗 13:17 Gallium71: It is truly shocking just how much influence Ayn Rand obtained, in life and then death.
🔗 13:17Leonhart321: Another tip, when you close your stream, put your best pins in your equip slots before saving. They'll get a nice boost in strength and could evolve (since that was already spoiled for you guys)
🔗 13:17ImmoralEthicist: technically, on Rand's view, it's fine to take government money if it's available (it's in your interest to do so), the government just ought not to be offering it in the first place
🔗 13:17 Itazu:
i see so many Ontario license plates
🔗 13:18Lord_ZYRK: There are worse places than Texas.
🔗 13:18 Omega_Lairon: Oh right - minor side track, I still haven't heard back from Gearbox about that thing. What do?
🔗 13:18brainstew: I would rather get rid of alabama and mississippi...
🔗 13:18brainstew: personally
🔗 13:18PresidentLulu:
ayn rand is such a great write... 
🔗 13:18 Dandinstorm12: Austin can secede from Texas, but please take Florida
🔗 13:18Grothe406: If I can't say 'I' I will start refering to myself as "We are Venom"
🔗 13:18 Vladislav_Vladislife: As an American, I am so disappointed with this countries past 20 years.
🔗 13:18TXC2: "but why are you so evil?" "i read an ayn rand novel"
🔗 13:18krispee1919: If there was a province state exchange program Alaska and Maine are signed up first
🔗 13:18 Gallium71: Also our parents didn't have *nearly* enough children.
🔗 13:18 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "Old people live for ever" DeVere
🔗 13:19 Dandinstorm12: *forever
🔗 13:19Spacecarl: Well Pokemon has a couple more than 3 thoguh
🔗 13:19 Fuzzyfozzy: As a "North" American, I'm pretty disappointed with this continent's last 20 years...
🔗 13:19 Gallium71: Everybody is going to keep having 3-4 kids right?
🔗 13:19 Fayili: Any attitude that says people don't inherently deserve to live is realllllly shitty
🔗 13:19PresidentLulu: Arent prisions also a problem
🔗 13:19Gazebo_WE: the money one is just money you sell it
🔗 13:20 1amafish: thinking that poverty is a result of laziness is a horribly exclusive, poisonous and unpleasant way of thinking
🔗 13:20TXC2: its almost like politions are idoits
🔗 13:20 Fayili: As John Green said (back when he didn't have kids), he liked paying taxes that went to schools because he didn't want to live in a country full of uneducated people.
🔗 13:20skyrider19: yay! I love TWEWY!
🔗 13:20 MousseFilledCat: My Dad isn't retiring until he's about 70.
🔗 13:20Leonhart321: Money pins can also be used in tradig down the line
🔗 13:20 Omega_Lairon: Our retirement age is already, like 80
🔗 13:20 TheArchitectUnstructured: Education is the biggest thing that needs to improve, if we can give everyone the opportunity for a higher, better education, then progress can actually be made.
🔗 13:20TXC2 rembers when retirement was 55
🔗 13:20 Vladislav_Vladislife: !next
🔗 13:20 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1:39 from now)
🔗 13:20 1amafish: Txc2 interesting irony with the spelling of politicians...
🔗 13:20splatty1: i always like how "pull your self up by your own bootstraps" changed from a phrase describing the impossible into something everyone can do.
🔗 13:20 sticks_abuser: basically I'm never retiring....
🔗 13:20 mtvcdm: Oh, and don't forget the fact that most Sociel Security recipients insist on retiring and drawing from it at age 62, despite the fact that you're supposed to wait until at least 65.
🔗 13:20 StreamBros: i hate privileged baby boomers so much
🔗 13:20 QuarterNote_: So Heather you can change the level of Partner auto play
🔗 13:20Sektor88:
Just pay for college, I did it with a summer job
🔗 13:20squaredotcube: or maybe we should completely rethink how money is distributed, or maybe even consider what is money, y'know?
🔗 13:20 Angnor33: Yeah, had to have that discussion with my dad, about how you cna't really pay for college picking cantaloupes anymore.
🔗 13:20Leonhart321: Old Frump Kathleen in full tilt
🔗 13:20 anima110: yea i know omega
🔗 13:21CoyoteSans: My dad won't be retiring... because he'll just be fired when self-driving trucks become a thing in 10-20 years.
🔗 13:21 Dandinstorm12: mmmm politics the stream
🔗 13:21 StreamBros: heaving... flames... on the side of my face
🔗 13:21 Havok4:
🔗 13:21TXC2: 1amafish irony, also dyslexia
🔗 13:21skyrider19: darn, just came intime for commercials...
🔗 13:21 MousseFilledCat: Mtvcdm, yeah, and if you wait longer you can get a larger payment.
🔗 13:21 Angnor33: And that was 20 years ago.
🔗 13:21 1amafish:
Txc2 forgiven
🔗 13:21 StreamBros: thats weird, my stream cut to a battlefield ad right in the middle of kathleen's sentence
🔗 13:21TXC2: hello Skyrider19 welcome
🔗 13:21Namboto: It's So Wonderful is good menu music
🔗 13:21brainstew: Streambros, you must have a bit of delay
🔗 13:21TXC2: Streambros same hear
🔗 13:21skyrider19: Hey Txc2
🔗 13:21 EldraziOutlaw: I hope they don't raise the age of retirement, it makes it even harder for young people to get into the work force
🔗 13:21 RedNightmare7: @Streambros Working as intended?
🔗 13:21 1amafish: i got borderlands ad, but still
🔗 13:21 Gallium71: Ha! I've already got my letter telling me my retirement age will be 68. I'm in no way expecting it to say that age.
🔗 13:21 Lysander_Gustav: I have to go grocery shopping. See you guys later.
🔗 13:22 mtvcdm: Well, yeah, moussefilledcat, but they don't think that far ahead. They're like 'GIB ME MY MONEY RIGHT NOW I'M A TAXPAYER' and screw themselves and everyone else over in the process.
🔗 13:22 AdmiralMemo: StreamBros, Pause and play to catch up?
🔗 13:22 StreamBros: i mustve been behind
🔗 13:22TXC2: unskipible ads are the fing worse
🔗 13:22 MousseFilledCat: Eldrazioutlaw, except most people aren't retiring anyways. All it really does is delay benefits.
🔗 13:22skyrider19: I really need to buy this album, this is my number one game soundtrack
🔗 13:22Piperlyon: so chat, I have just gotten to Sen's Funhouse in Dark Souls. Is there seriously only one bonfire in the entire place?
🔗 13:22Kuredan: "Why can't you pay for your own college, I paid for mine." Mom, your college was $400 a semester. Mine cost $8000
🔗 13:22splatty1: i keep getting Geico ads that mock me about being unskippable
🔗 13:22 RedNightmare7: Yeah, it's 67 here now, but that will raise. I hope life at that age will be comfortable at that time, because in that case I'm fine with it.
🔗 13:22 StreamBros: oh god i am so sick of this td insurance ad
🔗 13:22 StreamBros: its so bad
🔗 13:22Castlewise:
Piperlyon, yeah. 
🔗 13:22Leonhart321: Skyrider19: True story, I got it and then did some editing to create a Calling ringtone for my phone
🔗 13:22Kuredan: Soooo that's why I joined the Air Force
🔗 13:22 EldraziOutlaw: Piperlyon, the bonfire is near the boss though so not that much an issue
🔗 13:23 RedNightmare7: I got continued tire commercials. I don't own a car
🔗 13:23 Gallium71: Oh goody, a Jason Statham movie ad.
🔗 13:23Castlewise: Fortunately there is a nice elevator shortcut, so most of it you only have to do once
🔗 13:23 Noxenluxe: If you mean inside sen's, then yes, there is that one bonfire on that ledge.
🔗 13:23Castlewise: (especially those really annoying skinny bridges)
🔗 13:23Phrixscreoth: It just occured to me it's REALLY lucky that they left the game paused with this song, because otherwise the background music would have been SUPER grating
🔗 13:23 Dandinstorm12: mmm so those of you who play standard, what decks should I be afraid of
🔗 13:23 MousseFilledCat: I got no commercials for some reason. Even though I don't have an ad blocker.
🔗 13:23Piperlyon: my problem is that I am having a lot of trouble getting to the bonfire itself
🔗 13:23skyrider19: Nice! Wish I could do that with my simple phone
🔗 13:23 StreamBros: @Moussefilledcat That happens to me sometimes too!
🔗 13:23Piperlyon: I've gotten to the skinny bridge and fallen off twice
🔗 13:23York_Blackwood: Me too
🔗 13:23 MousseFilledCat: It makes me feel special.
🔗 13:24PresidentLulu: Opinions and discussion are fun though
🔗 13:24 AdmiralMemo: Kathpinions
🔗 13:24 Noxenluxe:
Practice makes perfect piperlyon.
🔗 13:24 Havok4: I think they make a topical cream for those these days kathleen.
🔗 13:24 Dandinstorm12: I mean, I hear mono red and green devotion are both a thing, but is Abzan and U/B control both still decks?
🔗 13:24Kodra22: Yay Kathleen opinions!
🔗 13:25 Aracuda: i love hearing your opinions, because then i can incorporate them into my own and pretend im smart
🔗 13:25 QuarterNote_: Oh yeah i forgot if you wore untrendy clothes it would make your attacks worse
🔗 13:25 Dandinstorm12: the problem is that you seem to be preaching to the choir
🔗 13:25Leonhart321: jeskai tokens is also a thing, as well as Sultai Whip. I got wrecked at my local PPTQ by a whip deck
🔗 13:25daneislazy: i did that too, only for 6 months though
🔗 13:25 1amafish: getting a job, let alone a career is not easy, especially if you're young
🔗 13:25 Dandinstorm12: oh right whip
🔗 13:25Phrixscreoth: Quarternote_ on the upside fighting in clothes makes it trendy!
🔗 13:25 RedNightmare7: @Aracuda Well, listening to other opinions and deciding if they work for you is smart too.
🔗 13:25 Dandinstorm12: so board all the enchant removal
🔗 13:26The_Great_Flapsbury: @Piperlyon If you're having trouble with the swinging axes you can walk right into the flat side as they swing by without getting knocked around.
🔗 13:26 Dandinstorm12: is Jeskai wins a deck?
🔗 13:26 lsuaksauke: its stilla deck but not as commenly used
🔗 13:26skyrider19: Be the Trendsetter!
🔗 13:26squaredotcube: Imagine the lawsuits if we could sue for incompetence
🔗 13:26 Dandinstorm12: mmm ok
🔗 13:26 Dandinstorm12: what about RUG?
🔗 13:27 lsuaksauke: temur yes itsa deck
🔗 13:27 Dandinstorm12: mmm ok
🔗 13:27Leonhart321: High bravery = Put Neku in a dress
🔗 13:27 QuarterNote_: high bravery also lets you crossdress
🔗 13:27PresidentLulu: does that mean ultimate bravery in this game is wearing the most unfasionable clothing?
🔗 13:27 RedNightmare7: Oh, can I jump in on the magic discussion: How is UW Heroic/Prowess going right now?
🔗 13:27 mtvcdm: The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a brace enough due to wear four threads?
🔗 13:27skyrider19: Still haven't gotten bravery that high yet
🔗 13:28 Dandinstorm12: wouldn't know, if you were asking about Modern I'd know, lol
🔗 13:28splatty1: coordinated outfits improve abilities, is that why uniforms exist?
🔗 13:28 1amafish: middle-managers are often complete arseholes who just find reason to citicise and rigorously apply the rules because they want to feel important and are intimidated by people for whom their job is just a way of getting money while getting more highly qualified than them
🔗 13:28nakedcrab subscribed for 15 months in a row!
🔗 13:28 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, nakedcrab! (Today's storm count: 3)
🔗 13:28Leonhart321: Gothic Loli Neku is actually pretty good a wrecking things mid game
🔗 13:28 Dandinstorm12: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub
🔗 13:28 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 13:28 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 13:28Chosendark1: who doesnt love swag
🔗 13:28 NakedCrab:
🔗 13:28 Myrniss: "Kanye is my spirit animal"
🔗 13:28v_nome: You need more more bravery to wear more articles of clothing? Wouldn't 1 require a fair bit of bravery?
🔗 13:28SamuelMumm: Dear god this music is repetitive... Its sticking in my head!!
🔗 13:28 lsuaksauke: storm count so low
🔗 13:29 Briars_the_fox: HNG! twewy so good
🔗 13:29Phrixscreoth: There is a PIG NOISE NEARBYYYY
🔗 13:29 Dandinstorm12: yeah, someone cast Rest in Peace, we can't flashback anything
🔗 13:29skyrider19: can you beat it at this point in time?
🔗 13:29Phrixscreoth: I don't even remember
🔗 13:29SamuelMumm: New music, thank god^^
🔗 13:29Xavier0080: To be fair, this game was on a DS cart. Not the biggest storage medium for a ton a music
🔗 13:30TXC2: personal space? whats that?
🔗 13:30Leonhart321: But retail, one time someone left some shopping near the tills, inc frozen stuff. 5 minutes after they have left, I put it all back on shelves/freezers cause frozen stuff. I finish, they come back, have a go at me, make me get their stuff AND THEN complain that they only went across the street to get some KFC first. Closest I've ever come to full raging out. Actually had to punch a wall
🔗 13:30Gazebo_WE: That staue is cursed with bird poop
🔗 13:30Piperlyon: I worked for about 3 months at Walmart pushing carts outside. TECHNICALLY we weren't supposed to have iPods/music but there was only one manager who ever called me out on it
🔗 13:30Phrixscreoth: Pig noise are the equivelent of Metal Slime in Dragon Quest games, more or less
🔗 13:30DiamondTiki: Did Neku just say "......" twice in that whole conversation?
🔗 13:30 Dandinstorm12: UW heroic does sound fun to play though
🔗 13:30 lsuaksauke: i havent played dragon quest in ages
🔗 13:30 lsuaksauke: whats a good recent one?
🔗 13:30Cobblepotter: Pig noises lead to bonus fights, difficult to beat before it flees but gives great rewards. I think it's properly introduced later in the game.
🔗 13:31TXC2: *** what heather?
🔗 13:31Chosendark1: Neko the guy who has had the whole game explained to him so far is saying "She is SO slow. doesnt she get it" after finding out 1 thing for himself
🔗 13:31 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 13:31 Dandinstorm12: !sir
🔗 13:31 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
🔗 13:31Sektor88:
Kathleen would've slowrolled her
🔗 13:31Piperlyon: 'my child is out in the parking lot choking' uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
🔗 13:31Phrixscreoth: ^ Difficult to beat in that there is a trick to doing it, that when you exploit it is super easy
🔗 13:31PresidentLulu: Make neku do everything so shiki can get the relaxation she deserves for dealing with this anime ***
🔗 13:31 MousseFilledCat: Lsuaksuake I think IX
🔗 13:32Leonhart321: Silly Kath, you can't ask these people these questions, they're better than you cause you work retail ¬_¬
🔗 13:32Leonhart321: Heather, you're my new favourite XD
🔗 13:32ImmoralEthicist: I currently part-time at the university bookstore (because PhDing don't pay bills). Turns out working customer service at a a university let's you get away with a lot a crap.
🔗 13:32splatty1: 100% of your customers
🔗 13:32 1amafish: manic smiles are the nest smiles
🔗 13:32 Aracuda: I once had an old lady try to pay for a £5 thing with change, most of it coppers with a few 5p and 10p coins. even my supervisor said she was crazy for trying that with a full queue behind her
🔗 13:32Surinae: that is not a smile that is a look of i'm going to eat you
🔗 13:32 TheMetalupis: i have worked for 10 years in a wine and spirits store, i have stories....
🔗 13:33 RobertMerlow: Makes all kinds of salt
🔗 13:33skyrider19: Only time I got in trouble at Target was when I mentioned that I hate coupons while ringing up a couponer and trying to scan like 100 coupons
🔗 13:33 BusTed:
🔗 13:33 NakedCrab: Customer service / retail jobs are like a rite of passage
🔗 13:33TXC2: working retail shold be compulsrey, like national service
🔗 13:33 Nightvalien28: never worked retail, just worked at tech support *cries*
🔗 13:33Castlewise: I always did construction, no customers
🔗 13:33 Omega_Lairon: Not compulsory, but maybe as a thing instead of community service
🔗 13:33TXC2 hugs Nightvalien28
🔗 13:33Kuredan: Smile- The social act of baring ones teeth towards your fellow man ~Ambrose Bierce
🔗 13:34 RebelliousUno: I have also suffered at the hands of Retail
🔗 13:34 1amafish: I find people who find it odd that people can't get jobs these days odd... I mean, surely they were young, inexperienced and not in employment once? Do they not possess the emotion of Empathy?
🔗 13:34 Omega_Lairon: I never did retail, but I still have empathy and try to be a good person
🔗 13:34skyrider19: People needs to either work in retail and restaurant at least one year.
🔗 13:34Xavier0080: I worked at retail tech support, it was the straight worst
🔗 13:34 SoSo_Tsundere: Luckily I am a fantastic liar, so when a customer complained to my manager that I called her insane, the manager believed my feigned ignorance
🔗 13:34 Dandinstorm12: yeah if when you turned 18 you had to register for the retail service life would...actually be worse, lets not do this
🔗 13:34 Nightvalien28: TXC2, thanks mate
🔗 13:34TXC2: Nightvalien28 no problem
🔗 13:34PresidentLulu: Maybe the statue was inside us all along!
🔗 13:34squaredotcube: The head of George Washington?
🔗 13:35Balthasar_Wiseman: customer service jobs are bad. Office jobs can be just that bad depending on the corporate culture and the people. The difference is that customer service jobs have different horrible people all the time.
🔗 13:35 Dandinstorm12: "Say no more"
🔗 13:35 BusTed: "Know what I mean?"
🔗 13:35TXC2: i once did two weeks in a newsagent, afterwards i wanted to kill myslef
🔗 13:35Leonhart321: I always tell horror stories to kids who try to stop the conveyor belt from moving. The parents give me looks that are a combination of horror and hilarity
🔗 13:35Phrixscreoth: Something they don't tell you: If you die in a fight, you can restart from the begining of the fight if I recall correctly
🔗 13:35 RedNightmare7: Wait, what is this about you guys and gearbox?
🔗 13:35Sektor88:
I did tech support, did my time putting up with jerks.
🔗 13:35 Omega_Lairon: Well technically, I *have* heard from Gearbox... specifically, it appears I've been added to their mail-out list >_>
🔗 13:35Xavier0080: Phrix, not until later, right now its a straight game over
🔗 13:35 Omega_Lairon: So, a whole bunch of Homeworld Remastered ads
🔗 13:35TXC2: "nudge, nudge, wink, wink"
🔗 13:35 Omega_Lairon: Nothing of value though
🔗 13:36Xavier0080: Dat pose
🔗 13:36 Dandinstorm12: Work as a painter, its relaxing, except when it isn't
🔗 13:36PresidentLulu: I something something feeling it? Shult confirmed
🔗 13:36PresidentLulu: shulk*
🔗 13:36 Omega_Lairon: Will do. Thanks Kathleen!
🔗 13:36Cobblepotter: Maybe equip the soda can until you get used to avoiding hits.
🔗 13:37 MousseFilledCat: You should focus on fighting with Neku and use Shiki as secondary, I think, rather than just have him standing around. She has an auto-pilot.
🔗 13:37 TheMetalupis: my saddest story from work is the young woman (mid 20s) who brought a case of beer and some pregnancy test kits up to the register, didn't have enough money so she put the test kits back
🔗 13:37Leonhart321: Naked fighting you say?
🔗 13:37TXC2: "good job boots"
🔗 13:37 Dandinstorm12: However, you will learn to hate plasterers if you become a painter, so maybe don't
🔗 13:37skyrider19: But it is so satisfying!
🔗 13:37 Dandinstorm12: that orange crush
🔗 13:37PresidentLulu: The world ends with "crush a dew"
🔗 13:37TXC2: Themetalupis oh Gods that brutal
🔗 13:38Leonhart321: Complicated at first, but it doesn't take long for you to get the system down, the music is great, the story is fantastic and I'm gushing
🔗 13:38 Aracuda: my worst story is when a woman left her baby in a pram for 10 minutes while she went into another shop. the baby started crying and we couldnt do anything. eventually my supervisor put a massive teddy near the pram and charged the mother when she came back
🔗 13:38skyrider19: Health restores between battles
🔗 13:38 Aracuda: retail story i should say
🔗 13:38 RedNightmare7: My worst story in retail was a lady telling me I had concentration issues, because I had trouble understanding what she was saying. She was wearing a mouthcap and was talking very softly. I chalked that one up to projection.
🔗 13:38SlDtheKlD: Hello everyone!
🔗 13:38Phrixscreoth: You have to press on the can to heal
🔗 13:38Leonhart321: HP heals after battles, BUT not between Chain Reduction battles (Battles one after another)
🔗 13:38TXC2: hello Sldthekld welcome
🔗 13:38 QuarterNote_: Protip: When you match ESP cards you do more damage I believe
🔗 13:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1:21 from now)
🔗 13:38Kuredan: On of my favorite retail stories was told by Aziz Ansari on his Intimate Moments special
🔗 13:38Tommathy: I find slashing the easiest way to get through the early game
🔗 13:39Gazebo_WE: That victory screen always looks like nose bleed
🔗 13:39Chosendark1: @QuarterNote_, actually matching ESP is for sync stuff later on
🔗 13:39Xavier0080: You can't chain battles yet. It will be introduced later.
🔗 13:39 QuarterNote_: Chosendark1, right
🔗 13:39CoyoteSans: Quarternote_ Sadly, this requires you to be good at multitasking.
🔗 13:39skyrider19: quarternote_ when you match ESP cards you get points towards A special attack
🔗 13:39Caldurin:
Gazebo_we - that's exactly what I thought it said!
🔗 13:39Sektor88: WEEEEEEEb
🔗 13:39Leonhart321: Chain battles aren't compulsory yet though, you'll need to do them a couple of times to progress later on though.
🔗 13:39 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "Big Weeb" DeVere
🔗 13:39Chosendark1: @QuarterNote_, i believe it's the "passing the puck" that increases damage in a chain form
🔗 13:39Phrixscreoth:
Oh Heather... he gets SO MUCH WORSE too before he gets better
🔗 13:40Namboto: I'd say wait to equip the soda until you have a third pin spot; you'll want to have at least 2 attacks up at all times
🔗 13:40 RedNightmare7: Neku, you a #$&%!
🔗 13:40 QuarterNote_: yeah yeah I forgot about the sync mechanic
🔗 13:40skyrider19: Well with your next partner it's pretty easy to just spam one arrow
🔗 13:40Leonhart321: Good news is, for the most part, you can choose which Noise to fight at first
🔗 13:40Xavier0080: Namboto is psychic
🔗 13:40TXC2: "i'll sit here because i'm friends with this person TODAY, but i wont be tomorrow"
🔗 13:40Gazebo_WE: What does a my little pony sticker do?
🔗 13:40Namboto:
Namboto has played this game several times
🔗 13:40 TheMetalupis: but how does a pin let you set things on fire?
🔗 13:41 hascow: there's definitely something a bit weird about this girl, constantly checking her phone, I get the feeling she's talking to someone else
🔗 13:41skyrider19: Gazebo_we gives you the power of friendship!
🔗 13:41 Dandinstorm12: just remember to Jund them out Heather
🔗 13:41TXC2: Themetalupis magic? i'm gonna go with magic
🔗 13:41 QuarterNote_: Slashing is OP early game
🔗 13:41Phrixscreoth: Slash is a REALLY good one, you can just go ham on enemies to deal massive damage
🔗 13:41Gazebo_WE: your cloths are very fragle the sticker reinforces the fabric to hold the weight of the pin
🔗 13:41Leonhart321: Fire, Bullet, Can is a pretty good early game set-up
🔗 13:41Xavier0080: I just recently started playing again after 6 years, just did this part, and didnt remember when that was given out. You get a small reward after every story battle at this point
🔗 13:41 TheMetalupis: Txc2 a wizard did it
🔗 13:41Chosendark1:
this is a pretty zeta game isnt it Namboto
🔗 13:41Piperlyon: Julie would no... you wouldn't want to, though
🔗 13:41 Nightvalien28: do not ask julie
🔗 13:41Phrixscreoth: Chosendark1 wa-wan.
🔗 13:41PresidentLulu: !adult
🔗 13:41 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 13:41DiamondTiki: No, don't ask Julie!
🔗 13:41 Mowdownjoe: !adult
🔗 13:41 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 13:41 Dandinstorm12:
go 
?
🔗 13:41TXC2: is chat never not telling people to "jund 'em out" ?
🔗 13:42CoyoteSans: HAM? ENEMIES? YOU SAY?
🔗 13:42Leonhart321:
Chosendark1: No spoilers you hectopascaling factoral
🔗 13:42PresidentLulu: I love how kathleen is tearing into neku's character
🔗 13:42cuttlefishman: Are we jealous of the fashion in this game?
🔗 13:42Namboto: Cosendark1 attention all yoctograms
🔗 13:42Grothe406: Oh man I can't wait thill they get to Pi-Face
🔗 13:42Xavier0080: Is "Jund them out" ever not correct?
🔗 13:42cuttlefishman: IT's got some mad fashion
🔗 13:42 TheMetalupis: all 14 year olds are terrible
🔗 13:42 MousseFilledCat: Pig!
🔗 13:42Phrixscreoth: Piiiigggg!
🔗 13:42 hascow: "how do I lift this curse? It couldn't be the same way I lifted every other curse"
🔗 13:42PresidentLulu: So much mass effect
🔗 13:42 QuarterNote_: PIG
🔗 13:42 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "The most irritating 14 year old" DeVere
🔗 13:42TXC2: Xavier0080 it's not in the current modern meta
🔗 13:42 Nightvalien28: he better have a damn good reason for being this douchy
🔗 13:42Namboto: Kill piggu plox
🔗 13:43skyrider19: Nightvalien It's explained later on
🔗 13:43TXC2: Nightvalien28 he's 14, thats a "reason"
🔗 13:43CoyoteSans: It's Japan. There's a festival for EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE/
🔗 13:43 Nightvalien28: TXC2, oh wow
🔗 13:43Chosendark1: good luck killing the pig early on
🔗 13:43 TheMetalupis: sweeten that pig
🔗 13:43 Dandinstorm12: Jund isn't unreasonable in the current meta, it's just weaker than Abzan
🔗 13:43 mtvcdm: We have failed to sweeten the pig.
🔗 13:43Xavier0080: Its a blast, you rub a dog state.
🔗 13:43Xavier0080: statute*
🔗 13:43 MousseFilledCat: !adult
🔗 13:43 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 13:43 Orastes: afternoon all, just got home from training day
🔗 13:43Piperlyon: yep, it's the butt
🔗 13:43Xavier0080: grr, statue
🔗 13:43 hascow: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
🔗 13:43 TheMetalupis: Kathleen "butt stuff" deVere
🔗 13:43cuttlefishman: This is really creepy
🔗 13:43Kuredan: dot dot dot
🔗 13:43TXC2: because of course its for good luck
🔗 13:44 Mowdownjoe: Give doge belly rub.
🔗 13:44 Dandinstorm12: mystery touch....
🔗 13:44 Dandinstorm12: !adult
🔗 13:44 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 13:44DiamondTiki:
This year it's the scrotum!
🔗 13:44PresidentLulu: how is gettting cursed more extreme than spontaneously exploding
🔗 13:44Namboto: I think with both atarka's and kolaghans' commands that jund will be in a pretty sweet place
🔗 13:44Gazebo_WE: doesnt Hachiko have one ear down?
🔗 13:44 Dandinstorm12: but...I'm an adult...why am I unavailable lrrbot?
🔗 13:44 ChroniclerC: Poke blue spot?
🔗 13:44CoyoteSans: BABY BABY BABY BABY
🔗 13:44skyrider19: But it's missing something....
🔗 13:45 Dandinstorm12: er hat recon gesagt
🔗 13:45DiamondTiki: I'm glad they voiced "um" and nohing else
🔗 13:45Piperlyon: I'm 21, does that make me an adult?
🔗 13:45 Dandinstorm12: depends
🔗 13:45Grothe406: Talk to the statue guy in the other area
🔗 13:45TXC2: Piperlyon perhapse
🔗 13:45 Omega_Lairon: Yes... "karaoke" is why your throat is sore...
🔗 13:45Phrixscreoth: CAT is actually a relevent person in this game
🔗 13:45Pyrelight: There's a pig.
🔗 13:45 Omega_Lairon: "I must have done karaoke with, like, 6 dudes last night"
🔗 13:45skyrider19:
Spoiler's
🔗 13:45Piperlyon: well... if there are requirements apart from just living for a long enough time then I'm probably not
🔗 13:45 Dandinstorm12: uh wow @Omega_lairon
🔗 13:45Namboto: CAT is a street/fashion artist, very relevant person
🔗 13:46 Nightvalien28: saucy omega
🔗 13:46 Omega_Lairon: You were all thinking it >_>
🔗 13:46 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 13:46TXC2:
Omega_lairon is that what the kids are calling it these days
🔗 13:46Abcxyq: Crack it open and take its heart!
🔗 13:46 Dandinstorm12: lies, don't tell me what I was thinking
🔗 13:46 Dandinstorm12: heh
🔗 13:46 Dandinstorm12: heh heh
🔗 13:46 Dandinstorm12: thats funny
🔗 13:47cuttlefishman: Aren't people going to be suspciious that you're touching a public statue?
🔗 13:47Pyrelight: do some more violence before you polish.
🔗 13:47 BusTed: Backfired!
🔗 13:47 Omega_Lairon:
Well my go to is "Blow The Man Down"
🔗 13:47 Dandinstorm12: heh
🔗 13:47 Dandinstorm12: heh heh heh
🔗 13:47 Dandinstorm12: sorry
🔗 13:47 Dandinstorm12: I'll stop
🔗 13:47skyrider19: Cuttlefishman We're dead
🔗 13:47 MousseFilledCat: Grind grind grind before you polish
🔗 13:47skyrider19: No one sees us
🔗 13:47cuttlefishman: Yeah, but still
🔗 13:47 mtvcdm: Are we sure we actually want to keep this guy from getting erased?
🔗 13:47Namboto: Skyrider shhhhhhhhhhh no spoilers
🔗 13:48 MousseFilledCat: No, I was just making a joke about grinding and polishing.
🔗 13:48 TheMetalupis: Mtvcdm not really
🔗 13:48cuttlefishman: All that Eastern Europeans
🔗 13:48Chosendark1: polish like you mean it
🔗 13:48cuttlefishman: All dat Polish
🔗 13:48 RedNightmare7: Ok, to polish this, you need to lick your 3DS.
🔗 13:48 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 13:48 Dandinstorm12: !sir
🔗 13:48 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
🔗 13:48LadyThrimbletrimmer: The way that guy says "focus" sounds A LOT like Alex
🔗 13:48 Nightvalien28: RedNightmare7, why does that technology exists
🔗 13:48 QuarterNote_: Remember that you can move around
🔗 13:48skyrider19: It's been a while since I've played. I forgot at what point we know what....
🔗 13:48PresidentLulu: Bling!
🔗 13:48 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:58
🔗 13:49cuttlefishman: Got the D
🔗 13:49 RedNightmare7: @Nightvalien28 Why not?... O right, that's why.
🔗 13:49Piperlyon: !neptune
🔗 13:49 LRRbot: Teach me Histy
🔗 13:49Chosendark1: you gots a money pin
🔗 13:49Sektor88: skyrider19: we're maybe not even 2 hours in. So not a word.
🔗 13:49 Dandinstorm12: !advice
🔗 13:49 LRRbot: Why don't you try and talk to the jewelry?
🔗 13:49skyrider19: -chains mouth shut-
🔗 13:49 Dandinstorm12: that might actually be a thing lrrbot
🔗 13:49TXC2: because trying leads to failure lrrbot
🔗 13:50 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, i can confirtm its not actually a thing
🔗 13:50Namboto: Pig is in the bottom corner I think
🔗 13:50Abcxyq: Have you tried physically entering the onion?
🔗 13:50TXC2: this seems....complexe
🔗 13:50 Briars_the_fox: at least because non of the jewelry talks back
🔗 13:50Leonhart321: Pro tip: Use the Light Puck as a way of keeping track of which character to deal damage with, the more it goes back and forth, the more powerful you attacks will become. Plus, later on, the puck will grants buffs to whichever character has it at the time
🔗 13:50Namboto: It, uh, it gets more complex
🔗 13:50Caldurin: Why are there invisible pigs in the first place?
🔗 13:50Xavier0080: its extremely complex
🔗 13:51Kuredan: Invisible Bacon
🔗 13:51Grothe406: Pigs are like the golden hands in P4
🔗 13:51Sacrificialtoast: the pins have different inputs
🔗 13:51Sektor88: dat B rank
🔗 13:51 QuarterNote_: If you have multiple pins of the same type the one furthest to the left will activate first
🔗 13:51Leonhart321: I wouldn't worry about the Pig Noise for the time being, better to come back later with more power and more likeliness of better item drops
🔗 13:51TXC2: Lord_zyrk and thats why he's a hero
🔗 13:51Lord_ZYRK: TXC2, true facts
🔗 13:52Caldurin: Lord_zyrk - hehe, nice
🔗 13:52 Mogling: !game good
🔗 13:52 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (18/18)
🔗 13:52Gazebo_WE: is it any weirder than visible pigs in downtown of a major city
🔗 13:52Lord_ZYRK: !game good
🔗 13:52 RedNightmare7:
Buzz Aldrin was always my favorite
🔗 13:52 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:23
🔗 13:52skyrider19: !game AMAZING!
🔗 13:52Sacrificialtoast: is there a purpose to the symbols on the end of the top character's combos? something later?
🔗 13:52Chosendark1: doesnt getting hit reset the puck tho?
🔗 13:52 Briars_the_fox: !vote
🔗 13:52 QuarterNote_: Sacrificialtoast, its for later combos
🔗 13:52TXC2: armstrong, aldrin and "the other one"
🔗 13:52Gazebo_WE: !game Pig
🔗 13:53Namboto: Sacrificialtoast: later you play a memory match game while also fighting
🔗 13:53cuttlefishman: !game JRPG
🔗 13:53 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (21/21)
🔗 13:53Caldurin: I volunteer for a mars trip. As long as they have wi-fi.
🔗 13:53 Dandinstorm12: What cuttlefishman said
🔗 13:53TXC2: Castlewise mars has like constant 100 MPH winds
🔗 13:53Castlewise: Also bad.
🔗 13:53Namboto: It'll come up soonish
🔗 13:53Noxenluxe: Doesn't mars have horrifying tornadoes that are constantly on the surface?
🔗 13:54BaronVonRatsworth: The internet on mars would be terrible I feel.
🔗 13:54Leonhart321: That's later but is a top screen thing that also doesn't have to be controlled.
🔗 13:54skyrider19: just spam one of the directions...chances are fair that you'll get it right one of the times
🔗 13:54 QuarterNote_: The ESP cards become more relevant later
🔗 13:54 Flikerz1: metroid prime hunters had this problem also,, it as almost painfull..
🔗 13:54TXC2: Noxenluxe yeap, it also 1/3 gravity and no air
🔗 13:54CoyoteSans: That is why I most likely would use auto-fight. I can't multitask well at all.
🔗 13:54 Briars_the_fox: the girl's (cant remember her name) power is a memory game. Beat is match 4, and joshua is math iirc
🔗 13:54Leonhart321: The memory game is your Limit Break equivalent
🔗 13:54 Briars_the_fox: thanks you skyrider19
🔗 13:55 QuarterNote_: CoyoteSans, auto-fight stops working well deeper in the game
🔗 13:55 Briars_the_fox: i need to play this again
🔗 13:55 Briars_the_fox: that or get back into 100% the save i currently have
🔗 13:55Sacrificialtoast: either of you play any Etrian Odyssey games?
🔗 13:55CoyoteSans: I... probably would not care, frankly.
🔗 13:55TXC2:
lots of battles and grind, in a JRPG? never!
🔗 13:55Namboto: Still, you can just jump with Joshua and forget about him for the most part
🔗 13:55Leonhart321: Grindy at first. Once you get the hang of it, you'll be clearing 20 chain battles at Level 1 Ultimate with the best of them
🔗 13:56PresidentLulu: Oh is joshua the pi guy
🔗 13:56Sektor88: The only oen kathleen would probably like is persona Q since that's EO-based, but I know Kathleen likes her persona games to have a lot less dungeon crawl than PQ has
🔗 13:56skyrider19: It's not math per say, just a game of high/low
🔗 13:56Namboto: No, that's sho minamoto
🔗 13:56TehRougeFool: It's not math, it's high/low
🔗 13:56TXC2: why do people find maths hard? i dont, and i'm an idiot
🔗 13:56 Briars_the_fox: PresidentLulu, no thats Sho. Joshua is the 3rd partner
🔗 13:56CoyoteSans: please stop talking about spoiler things
🔗 13:56 QuarterNote_: Briars_the_fox, minor spoilers
🔗 13:56Tommathy: If you can manage it, attacking all out in synchrony works out fine
🔗 13:56Xavier0080: Honestly, the easy way to play is just to hit right or left while focusing on the bottom screen. ignore the match game unless you need it
🔗 13:56 DwarfMage328: !game good
🔗 13:56 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (22/22)
🔗 13:57Chosendark1: this is like RTS levels of micro
🔗 13:57 Briars_the_fox: QuarterNote_, minor to the point of not being one. coulda said the major one for him but i wouldnt do that
🔗 13:57skyrider19: can we chain at this point?
🔗 13:57Phrixscreoth: I tend to just smash away and totally ignore the puck and it works out great for me
🔗 13:57Phrixscreoth: skyrider19 no I don't think so
🔗 13:57Chosendark1: no chaining is later on
🔗 13:57 Flikerz1: frogger!
🔗 13:57TXC2: to be fair saying this is later gamepaly is not spoilers, saying what happens in the plot is spoilers
🔗 13:57skyrider19: Gotcha.
🔗 13:58Namboto: Neku is the main damage dealer, so focusing on him helps
🔗 13:58Phrixscreoth: Getting lots of Bling at the end of fight is an AMAZING feeling because the sound effect is just like BLLLLLLLING!
🔗 13:58SlDtheKlD: The puck will pass naturally anyways by combo'ing. Just focus on doing as much damage as possible
🔗 13:58 MousseFilledCat: Right, but some of the later gameplay is somewhat spoilerly
🔗 13:58 Briars_the_fox: exactly txc2. not gonna spoil any plot
🔗 13:58 MousseFilledCat: Yep
🔗 13:58cuttlefishman: Needs more Eastern Europeans first
🔗 13:58Namboto: Yeah, probably
🔗 13:58 Briars_the_fox: you've been fine for hachiko for a while now
🔗 13:58Phrixscreoth: Yeah you should be totally fine
🔗 13:58Gazebo_WE: I think the gind before you polish thing was a joke
🔗 13:59Leonhart321: Let me clarify, when you have the puck, when you finish a combo with that character, you'll get a damge multiplier to the last hit and the puck will move. The more the puck goes back and forth, the higher the multiplier gets. You can just smash away, but some battles later on need to have a character with the light puck on them to deal damage to them, especially later on
🔗 13:59Evercaptor: i love the end of the week. such a cool story. definded my 18th yeah
🔗 13:59Kuredan: Ahh nintendo hands
🔗 13:59Phrixscreoth: grinding right now was more to get heather used to combat more than levels
🔗 13:59Namboto: Grinding is always good, but not completely necessary
🔗 13:59 Briars_the_fox: Gazebo_WE, it most definitely was. there's no reason to grind at all when with Shiki really.
🔗 13:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now)
🔗 13:59 Flikerz1: OH SNAP...because its a break...
🔗 13:59 Briars_the_fox: aside from getting used to controls
🔗 13:59 MousseFilledCat: Yeah, I was just making a joke.
🔗 14:00SlDtheKlD: This game is seriously one of my all time favs though
🔗 14:00 MousseFilledCat: Clearly I should keep my day job.
🔗 14:00Evercaptor: battle in this game was its own reward
🔗 14:00Namboto: This game was very formative for me
🔗 14:00 Dandinstorm12: hrrm
🔗 14:00 Dandinstorm12: good to know
🔗 14:00Evercaptor: especially if you got the black planets combo
🔗 14:00 Briars_the_fox: MousseFilledCat, yes some of the later gameplay is spoilery. saying the "games" of the partners not really spoiler at all
🔗 14:00 MousseFilledCat: Right, but that you mention there are other partners is
🔗 14:01Phrixscreoth: I actually ruined this game for my ex- I ended up borrowing her copy of the game and nearly 100%'d it, she didn't want to erase the save file to start again because of all the work I put in... but didn't want to play a mostly done game, either
🔗 14:01Namboto: Kinda? They're on the front cover
🔗 14:01Phrixscreoth: then she lost the cartidge.
🔗 14:01Telorath: Oh man TWEWY
🔗 14:01Evercaptor: tbf i think its really hard to talk about gameplay without spoilers in this game as the gameplay is intrinsicly spoilery
🔗 14:01Telorath: how far in are we? What day?
🔗 14:01Phrixscreoth: Telorath like, Week one Day 2
🔗 14:01Leonhart321: I loved the way this game blended the old school JRPG formula but gave it a modern workover. The characters may still be tropes, but when you see their stories, I always felt justified that their early behaviour was a good reflection of what happened in conjunction with the evolved personalities that they got
🔗 14:01 MousseFilledCat: So you learn they are characters because they are on the cover, but it isn't until you talk about gameplay that you are revealing that you'll have other partners.
🔗 14:01 Briars_the_fox: MousseFilledCat, not really at all. its KH team. you already know tehre's more
🔗 14:01skyrider19: We're polishing statues!
🔗 14:01Evercaptor: see, i feel like "week one" is a spoiler
🔗 14:02Cobblepotter: It's also a first-time playthrough, so we're avoiding spoilers.
🔗 14:02Phrixscreoth:
Evercaptor yeah that was straight up reflex, I'm trying to avoid spoilers myself
🔗 14:02Telorath: Is is why I specifically worded it as just "what day?"
🔗 14:02Phrixscreoth: m'bad
🔗 14:02 Omega_Lairon: Maybe... just talk about things we have actually literally seen. If you haven't seen it on screen, assume it's a spoiler
🔗 14:02Phrixscreoth: I know this game too well xD
🔗 14:02Leonhart321: Same here Evercaptor, it's kinda hard to help prepare them for later stuff without spoiling
🔗 14:02Namboto: It's so hard to talk about this game D:
🔗 14:02 MousseFilledCat: Exactly omega_lairon
🔗 14:02Telorath: Spoilers this game is awesome.
🔗 14:02Evercaptor: well I can't wait for day 7. its sweet af
🔗 14:02Chosendark1: Omega dropping the zeta knowledge
🔗 14:02 ChroniclerC: I don't know the game. "Week one" spoils nothing for me other than that it goes multiple weeks.
🔗 14:03 BusTed: So... how 'bout them frogs.
🔗 14:03Phrixscreoth: Rub rub rub the dog!
🔗 14:03skyrider19: Standard playable at least
🔗 14:03SlDtheKlD: Spoilers this game has my favorite soundtrack in a video game
🔗 14:03TXC2 starts song, see stream has strated again, frowns
🔗 14:03Evercaptor: to explain why a thing is a spoiler is spoilery, i had to catch myself there
🔗 14:03Telorath: I love this game's soundtrack
🔗 14:03Evercaptor: calling-best song
🔗 14:03Okipokute: are you hachiko yet
🔗 14:04Chosendark1: @SIDtheKID yeah calling is sooooo good
🔗 14:04skyrider19: Twister is my favorite song
🔗 14:04Piperlyon: we're gonna have a scrap?
🔗 14:04 Nightvalien28: uh oh
🔗 14:04PresidentLulu: it was noise all along
🔗 14:04 Mr_Horrible: time for a scrap!
🔗 14:04 Eryndil: That pause menu had some pretty good music
🔗 14:04Namboto: I like Give Me All Your Love and Twister remix the most
🔗 14:04 Briars_the_fox: i cant remember the name of the one i like most
🔗 14:04 Dandinstorm12: mmmm if this is the best song, what is the worst song?
🔗 14:04Phrixscreoth: Skyrider19 right now the Calling/Twister remix from the Ipad reveal site is my favorite song
🔗 14:04 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, none of them really
🔗 14:04Evercaptor: remembering your combos and especially your order is a cool battle skill
🔗 14:04 Dandinstorm12: sure
🔗 14:04 Dandinstorm12: why not
🔗 14:04skyrider19: The only reason why I want an ipad is to play TWEWY.
🔗 14:05TXC2: Admiralmemo man with the beard looks like Ian
🔗 14:05Leonhart321: I always loved Twister, (all of them) Calling and Game Over
🔗 14:05Cobblepotter: Are you not just beating up Hachiko's puppies now?
🔗 14:05Evercaptor: as overlapping commands play in order left to right
🔗 14:05 AdmiralMemo: TXC2, Yeah kind of
🔗 14:05 Nightvalien28: damn heather is a pro
🔗 14:05Telorath: I have an iPad but I don't want the TWEWY port because it's not the same gaaaaammmeeee
🔗 14:05 Briars_the_fox: Déja vu is my favorite
🔗 14:05skyrider19: Pinkie!!!!
🔗 14:05 Dandinstorm12: mmm deja vu, what a good album
🔗 14:05Phrixscreoth: Pinki and Lolipop!
🔗 14:06Piperlyon: th- that voice!
🔗 14:06Namboto: Forbode is also really good
🔗 14:06TXC2: oh look, boob socks
🔗 14:06 QuarterNote_: I love the reapers
🔗 14:06 Dandinstorm12: b b boss fight
🔗 14:06skyrider19: They had made a bet day one
🔗 14:06 Mowdownjoe: And why the weird external corset?
🔗 14:06PresidentLulu: Multiple health bars!
🔗 14:06 Nightvalien28: Mowdownjoe, japan
🔗 14:06 Dandinstorm12: lol
🔗 14:06skyrider19: Noise Canceled!
🔗 14:06 Dandinstorm12:
?
🔗 14:07Phrixscreoth: I LOVE Ice Blow
🔗 14:07 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, this soundtrack is amazing
🔗 14:07Telorath: Too bad you're way too early in the game to have a slap shot build
🔗 14:07skyrider19: I love this pin!
🔗 14:07 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "Bone Corset" DeVere
🔗 14:07 Juliamon: Yay, my favorite pin!
🔗 14:07Namboto: Mowdownjoe because FASHIN
🔗 14:07 Nickisnick4: !next
🔗 14:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (52m from now)
🔗 14:07TXC2: yes kathleen, but corsets are usally worn UNDER the rest of your clothes
🔗 14:07 Dandinstorm12: I'll take your word for it @Briars_the_fox
🔗 14:07Evercaptor: scarletite: so abundant yet so rare
🔗 14:07 Dandinstorm12: ah underbust corsets aren't @Txc2
🔗 14:08 hascow: bring the noise? wub wubwubwubw BUUUUUU
🔗 14:08skyrider19: when I first played I wasted scarletite so quickly
🔗 14:08Phrixscreoth: Pinkie is between 18-21 I think, somewhere in there
🔗 14:08 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, look it up sometime. everything is really good
🔗 14:08Evercaptor: the style in this game is so cool, so mid 2000s!!
🔗 14:08PresidentLulu: Actually she's super anime, they could be the same age
🔗 14:08 Dandinstorm12: sure
🔗 14:08Namboto: Nah, pinkie's older
🔗 14:08 Dandinstorm12: Coffee delivery!
🔗 14:09 AdmiralMemo: "Did you bring me coffee?" "NO!"
🔗 14:09Evercaptor: 23 iirc and her partner is 25?
🔗 14:09TXC2: Graham "yeah, cats" Stark
🔗 14:09 BusTed: Everything is the worst!
🔗 14:09Phrixscreoth: I actually just googled it, Pinky is 17
🔗 14:09Sacrificialtoast: bum bum bum
🔗 14:09 mtvcdm: Graham's Coffee Delivery Service makes its weekly rounds.
🔗 14:09Telorath: This is a total load.
🔗 14:09Leonhart321: Strogannof? Chicken or Beef?
🔗 14:09Evercaptor: dunno where i got that from then
🔗 14:09Phrixscreoth: Lolipop is 19
🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: hmm food
🔗 14:10Evercaptor: i got the agr difference XD
🔗 14:10 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 14:10Leonhart321: Errrr
🔗 14:10 Itazu: such dramatic music...
🔗 14:10 Dandinstorm12: snap concede
🔗 14:10Castlewise: hes all talk
🔗 14:10 hascow: I mean, to be fair, she HAS been on the phone the whole time
🔗 14:10 adi_pie: Hey, folks. How goes Heather's adventure in being dead?
🔗 14:10TXC2: i feel like this gaming is teaseing a boob and butt pose, but is too classy to deliver it
🔗 14:10 Dandinstorm12: adi pie
🔗 14:10Namboto: Shhhhhhhhh
🔗 14:10 LordManiMani: is this the evil laugh girl from Monster Story
🔗 14:10 Dandinstorm12: spoilers
🔗 14:10Xavier0080: Adi pie...
🔗 14:10Phrixscreoth: Adi_pie, shhhhh
🔗 14:10Evercaptor: pinky's top is so cool
🔗 14:10 QuarterNote_: bad adi_pie
🔗 14:11 Dandinstorm12: but hi
🔗 14:11 Nightvalien28:
aw I didnt know that, bad adi_pie
🔗 14:11skyrider19: I love the cutscenes
🔗 14:11PresidentLulu: revenge of the missing torso
🔗 14:11TXC2: "spare me my life, spare me my life"
🔗 14:11Evercaptor: wow i forgot these cutscenes were so well done
🔗 14:11Phrixscreoth: Adi_pie neither of them have played this before xD
🔗 14:11 hascow: WOW, this game got dark
🔗 14:11CoyoteSans: "I AM SYLAR"
🔗 14:11 adi_pie: Nightvalien28, I was referring to the cutscene. I remember Neku not killing the lady.
🔗 14:11 Mogling: You have to remember there is a bit of space between screens on the live ds
🔗 14:11 EldraziOutlaw: Wait, did we just kill her?
🔗 14:12 adi_pie: I've never finished this game past the second day.
🔗 14:12Piperlyon: did we died?
🔗 14:12Evercaptor: i played a day per day the same with ghost trick. made this cut so dramatic
🔗 14:12 Mursame: I've beat this game, it's great.
🔗 14:12Namboto: But you don't find out [spoilers] until like, day 4
🔗 14:12 LordManiMani: AGENTS ARE GOOOOOO!!
🔗 14:12Phrixscreoth: Evercaptor that would have been really boring on the first tutorial days xD
🔗 14:13Xavier0080: Shutdown is awesome
🔗 14:13Chosendark1:
10 sec cliffhanger gotta love em
🔗 14:13Leonhart321: To this day, I still want to see this game as an anime series
🔗 14:13Evercaptor: actually not; i had a lot to do around that time
🔗 14:13 mtvcdm: That's convenient for a weekly stream.
🔗 14:13skyrider19: My favorite part of the game. It took full advantage of sleep mode
🔗 14:13Phrixscreoth: The thing about Shutdown PP: it only levels up SOME pins
🔗 14:13 Juliamon: Shutdown is a gift and a curse. A curse because some pins ONLY level up that way.
🔗 14:13TXC2: "POWER, UNLIMITED POWER"
🔗 14:13 adi_pie: Oh, the "we don't mind if you eff around with the system clock feature" . I remember this.
🔗 14:13 Dandinstorm12: gain powa? Like Stoppin' Powa?
🔗 14:13ImmoralEthicist: It doesn't need to be left in the DS. It checks the clock as far as I know
🔗 14:13SlDtheKlD: Just the pins you have equipped
🔗 14:13Telorath: This mechanic is kind of annoying because some pins only evolve if you use that system or don't use that system
🔗 14:14Leonhart321: Don't need to keep the game in, it'll use the system clock
🔗 14:14Phrixscreoth: and if you have too much Shutdown PP on certain pins when it levels, it doesn't evolve and caps out and you have to start again
🔗 14:14Cobblepotter: 7 days to level up? That's actually really convenient for the stream.
🔗 14:14Xavier0080: Prepare for a metal gear length cutscene. Well its not that bad but...
🔗 14:14Evercaptor: shutdown pp levels everything, but inly triggers some pins to EVOLVE! (best plip in this game)
🔗 14:14A_fejer: can you get the soundtrack on CD?
🔗 14:14 hascow: is this Smash Bros? The symbol is in the back
🔗 14:14 Briars_the_fox: A_fejer, i dont think so
🔗 14:14skyrider19: you have to order it online
🔗 14:14Telorath: Shiki is top tier waifu.
🔗 14:14 Dandinstorm12: no problem Kathleen
🔗 14:14Evercaptor: TWEWY in smash would be a good pull
🔗 14:14 Tuckiozi: #NotAllPins
🔗 14:14DiamondTiki: So, not gonna mention the strangling?
🔗 14:14 mtvcdm: Why are we controlling HIM and not HER?
🔗 14:14 Mursame: Pins evolutions are good.
🔗 14:14Sektor88: Kathleen, what are you nomming? it looks delicious. :3
🔗 14:14 Juliamon: There are two soundtrack CDs.
🔗 14:14Chosendark1: 3rd time we get to watch the cutscene
🔗 14:14 RobertMerlow: Wow, I really hate how tsun he is
🔗 14:14 Juliamon: I had to import them though
🔗 14:15 RobertMerlow: SUCH TSUN
🔗 14:15 Briars_the_fox: mtvcdm, you'll see
🔗 14:15 Nightvalien28: its fine kathleen, but what are you eating?
🔗 14:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi everybody
🔗 14:15Namboto: This guy!
🔗 14:15CoyoteSans: Hi, Gin!
🔗 14:15Phrixscreoth: This guy is awesome
🔗 14:15Leonhart321: THIS GUY
🔗 14:15Castlewise: I liked this guy
🔗 14:15 QuarterNote_: this guy is the best for reasons
🔗 14:15 Dandinstorm12: GM in the house?
🔗 14:15 adi_pie: Game Master? So jer is in this game?
🔗 14:15skyrider19: Agreed Quarternote_
🔗 14:15TXC2: am i the only one who keeps thinking the bottom of her dress is a super short skurt ?
🔗 14:16Leonhart321: Quaternote_:No, For all the reasons
🔗 14:16 Dandinstorm12: Jer is the DM
🔗 14:16CoyoteSans: Our new husbando. Gin, you've been replaced.
🔗 14:16Chosendark1: thats clearly Jer just look at the similarity
🔗 14:16 Mowdownjoe: That goatee guy looks like Gin.
🔗 14:16 adi_pie:
Dandinstorm12, I'm one letter off, close enough.
🔗 14:16Sektor88:
The reaper needs the Graham Boots Coot service.
🔗 14:16Namboto: this dude isn't the DM
🔗 14:16 MousseFilledCat: So, Judge!
🔗 14:16Sektor88: applied to her, that is
🔗 14:16 Dandinstorm12: @Adi_pie yeah, I was being harsh
🔗 14:16 hascow: rolls off the tongue MUCH worse than Bond. James Bond.
🔗 14:16Castlewise: I like that everyone calls him out
🔗 14:17 TrakoGamer: o hai
🔗 14:17Abcxyq: Sorry for the attempted murder, or whatever...
🔗 14:17 Omega_Lairon: Come-uppance'd!!
🔗 14:17Phrixscreoth: Hanekoma is awesome xD
🔗 14:17 Nightvalien28: get told
🔗 14:17trakogamer subscribed for 15 months in a row!
🔗 14:17 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, trakogamer! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 14:17trakogamer subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 14:17skyrider19: He really is the best character!
🔗 14:17 Dandinstorm12: suuuuuuuuub
🔗 14:17 Myrniss: !game yes
🔗 14:17 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (24/24)
🔗 14:17 Nightvalien28: hmm
🔗 14:17 Dandinstorm12: uh what
🔗 14:17Namboto: Hanekoma is best
🔗 14:17SlDtheKlD: Hanekoma IS rather based
🔗 14:17Leonhart321: Hanekoma = Professor of Hard Truths
🔗 14:17 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 14:17Sacrificialtoast: He tried to kill me, but he didn't really mean it :3
🔗 14:17 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 14:17DiamondTiki: THis nearly makes up for the awful protagonist
🔗 14:17 Aracuda: can we make THAT guy the main character? id much rather follow his adventures
🔗 14:17TXC2: SU-PER DRA-GON
🔗 14:17Evercaptor: hanekoma is cool. an *** and a cool guy
🔗 14:17 MousseFilledCat: Oh Irony, they name is Neku
🔗 14:18 MousseFilledCat: *thy
🔗 14:18 adi_pie: I should try to finish before the next stream.
🔗 14:18 adi_pie: finish this*
🔗 14:18Telorath: Hey, Neku may be a shitbag now but he's a loner. He's never had friends.
🔗 14:18Piperlyon: give her the D
🔗 14:18 Jwiley129:
I just noticed that I can see the girl's hip bones
🔗 14:18DiamondTiki: "LAy it on her!" Um
🔗 14:18Gazebo_WE: He is actually just a couples councilor
🔗 14:18 Dandinstorm12: Rest in Peace still on the table, storming is still difficult
🔗 14:18 RobertMerlow: Eww
🔗 14:18 RobertMerlow: Emotions are gross
🔗 14:18Namboto: Give her the D(iscussion)
🔗 14:19Phrixscreoth: Fun fact: Shiki isn`t actually controlling her bear. It`s fighting on it`s own.
🔗 14:19 Briars_the_fox: adi_pie, should be able to. takes about 12-16 hours iirc and that counts grinding
🔗 14:19TXC2: wow shes relly holding that pose
🔗 14:19 adi_pie: Wouldn't your feelings at this point be "I want to strangle you, Neku?" Kathleen?
🔗 14:19 Dandinstorm12: uh
🔗 14:19 Dandinstorm12: !adult
🔗 14:19 LRRbot: I need a better adult!
🔗 14:19 Zer0Motivation: lol
🔗 14:19 Jwiley129: "OKAY! WE CAN BE FRIENDS!" /me very nervous now
🔗 14:19Evercaptor: i got 25-30 out of this
🔗 14:19 hascow: by the way, the Heather-Kathleen dynamic is easily my favorite part of this stream
🔗 14:19 TrakoGamer: !tradition
🔗 14:19 Mowdownjoe: !highlight Creepy Kathleen
🔗 14:19 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 14:19Sektor88: K-Kathleen-senpai o:
🔗 14:19 QuarterNote_: AMNESIA
🔗 14:19TXC2: Kathleen "I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!" De Vere
🔗 14:19 Nightvalien28: what just happened
🔗 14:19Castlewise:
Thats how I make friends
🔗 14:19 RobertMerlow: SO TSUN
🔗 14:19Evercaptor: advice
🔗 14:19 adi_pie: Briars_the_fox, that should be doable. I believe I'm on day two already anyway.
🔗 14:19Xavier0080: Can we start a JRPG bingo?
🔗 14:20Evercaptor: !advice
🔗 14:20 LRRbot: Press the B Button to save the Space Children.
🔗 14:20 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen would have put two in Neku's forehead
🔗 14:20Telorath: Oh yeah also he has amnesia. Is this the part where they reveal that?
🔗 14:20angelofdust337: So has Kathleen said anything about playing FF type 0?
🔗 14:20 MousseFilledCat: They just did Telorath.
🔗 14:20Namboto: The amnesia actually makes sense later on
🔗 14:20Telorath: Yeah but did they not say anything before that?
🔗 14:20Namboto: It's not like "oh noes I can't remember anything for no reason"
🔗 14:20Castlewise: Yeah, but see they *are* having fun
🔗 14:20Evercaptor: the amnesia is pretty obvious iirc
🔗 14:20 Jwiley129: I don't know why but I just want that girl to pull up her shorts/skirt
🔗 14:20 Nightvalien28: huzzah go kathleen
🔗 14:20Gazebo_WE: Some one will have to buy another coat
🔗 14:20TXC2: its like drinking alcahol make people shitbags
🔗 14:20Sektor88: Type-0's been summed as "play for the combat"
🔗 14:21TXC2:
*
🔗 14:21Leonhart321: This explains PART of why Neku is how he is
🔗 14:21 hascow: Puzzles and Dragons looks great, I'm excited
🔗 14:21Sektor88: Also it's an action themed RPG which is not Kathleen's strongpoint. i will be palying though because it looks sweet
🔗 14:21 Briars_the_fox: adi_pie, you've got a ways to go. but 7 days should be enough time to get through
🔗 14:21Telorath: She can't Jwiley. For the same reason Neku can't remember anything.,
🔗 14:21 adi_pie: Jwiley129, just so you don't see her extremely sharp thighs bones?
🔗 14:21chaoticobserver: wait, he didn't know he lost his memory
🔗 14:21angelofdust337: I've actually heard from the various sources that the characters are at least good
🔗 14:21Gazebo_WE: He just though everybody has no memory.
🔗 14:21chaoticobserver: did I read those 2 lines right
🔗 14:21 mercano82: My reaction to the Mario Puzzles and Dragons game was, "Huh, it's a Mario themed version of the Doctor Who iOS game.
🔗 14:21 Jwiley129: @Adi_pie basically
🔗 14:21 LordManiMani: sh-sh-shabuya!
🔗 14:21 Jwiley129: like, how is her skirt staying on?
🔗 14:21Phrixscreoth: Oh yeah Sync is coming up next!
🔗 14:22 Mursame: Didn't know he lost his memory? That's a bad case of amnesia.
🔗 14:22Xavier0080: @Jwiley129 Sheer force of will
🔗 14:22PresidentLulu: more like girlfriend
🔗 14:22 adi_pie:
Briars_the_fox, though I did have one of my suspicions confirmed for me by how the chat reacted to my first message in chat.
🔗 14:22Leonhart321: Yes.....friends
🔗 14:22Namboto: Jwiley129 pulling up her skirt would just cause more problems
🔗 14:22TXC2: Jwiley129 mayby she has a secound hip?
🔗 14:22 Jwiley129: @Txc2 double hips? That's new
🔗 14:22Noxenluxe: Master of the East.... Master Asia?
🔗 14:22Telorath: He's the undefeated of the east, not the master
🔗 14:23Noxenluxe:
Bah,
🔗 14:23 Omega_Lairon: Maybe she has a metal hip, and there's magnets in the skirt?
🔗 14:23 adi_pie: Master of A East? What about the Master of the Other East?
🔗 14:23angelofdust337: So is this what the Reapers from ME do when they're not wiping out the universe? Messing with and killing angsty teenagers?
🔗 14:23 mercano82: OK, this JPop soundtrack was good for the first half an hour, but they need to stop looping the same track.
🔗 14:23 Briars_the_fox: adi_pie, dont worry a week irl is enough to make it through the game
🔗 14:23Sektor88: noxenluxe: LOOK! The east is burning red!
🔗 14:23 malfunct: she yells a lot
🔗 14:23Spacecarl: Go turn on the generator!
🔗 14:23 Briars_the_fox: mercano82, it actually doesnt loop just 1 song. there's like 12 it goes through
🔗 14:23Telorath: Quick stuff your face
🔗 14:24TXC2:
Malfunct just like all girls
🔗 14:24CoyoteSans: TALK to your partner.
🔗 14:24Namboto: Mercano82 it gets annoying if you just stay in the same place forever, but I never found it too bad
🔗 14:24 mercano82: Briars_the_fox: I just keep hearing the "Wake Up" song
🔗 14:24 Nightvalien28: oh yay time to start the generator
🔗 14:24 Dandinstorm12: @Mercano82 I gave up, and started listening to Cream over it.
🔗 14:24 malfunct: Txc2 hey now, that was uncalled for
🔗 14:24Sacrificialtoast: one little attempted murder and everyone hates you
🔗 14:24Telorath: Hey don't be talkin' crap about phones.
🔗 14:24Leonhart321: Grinding isn't too much of a big deal, beating all the Noise in each area as you come across them will do you fine throughout the game
🔗 14:24Abcxyq: The World Ends with Hips
🔗 14:24PresidentLulu: Kathleen, EVERYONE in this game looks like Kanji
🔗 14:24 adi_pie:
Briars_the_fox, yeah, just meant the chat unknowingly confirmed a story suspicion for me.
🔗 14:24Sektor88: blonde dude really reminds me of kanji from p4
🔗 14:24TXC2: Malfunct i did put a kappa there for a reason
🔗 14:24Namboto: Everyone in this game has really good hips
🔗 14:24Noxenluxe: Off to see my physician, bye chat.
🔗 14:24Leonhart321: Huh, he does kinda have a Kanju-esque vibe to him
🔗 14:25 Jwiley129: @Namboto "good"
🔗 14:25TXC2: so long Noxenluxe have fun
🔗 14:25Evandill: ooh TWEWY
🔗 14:25Namboto:
Wide hips = good hips
🔗 14:25 Briars_the_fox: adi_pie, i figured. glad you already caught onto that though. friend of mine was confused all the way through the game when he played it
🔗 14:25Phrixscreoth: Oh the Band guys!
🔗 14:25Chosendark1: 777 thats a interesting stage name
🔗 14:25TXC2: planty of hips, to meny hips, one might say
🔗 14:26CoyoteSans: Objective: FIND a throat lozenge.
🔗 14:26 adi_pie: Also the singer having a hacking cough seems bad for the band.
🔗 14:26Hammith: Pretty much everyone in this game looks halfway to fully anorexic.
🔗 14:26 AdmiralMemo: I didn't want to say anything earlier, but her skirt is way too low on her hips, IMO. I don't think that it could physically stay there for long. With so much movement, it should drop to the ground.
🔗 14:26 adi_pie:
Can we fight his throat and free it of the cough?
🔗 14:26Leonhart321: Well they can set everything up, but the tech still has to get it all connected and levveled out for them
🔗 14:26angelofdust337: Well he had to go with 777, someone always gets 666 for the name like immediately
🔗 14:26 Jwiley129: You aren't alone Memo.
🔗 14:26Namboto: Hammith: there's a reason for that
🔗 14:27Grothe406: Square Enix actually has a band called Def March that does covers of TWEWY songs.
🔗 14:27Telorath: Her satchel acts as a belt admiral. Clearly
🔗 14:27 adi_pie: Admiralmemo, yeah, I believe chat agrees with you.
🔗 14:27 AdmiralMemo: Jwiley129, And IS she wearing any underwear?
🔗 14:27 Jwiley129: No clue
🔗 14:27TXC2: Admiralmemo lets hope yes
🔗 14:27 adi_pie:
Admiralmemo, it's glued on.
🔗 14:27 AdmiralMemo: Telorath, Because anime
🔗 14:27 hascow: I've been bothered by her skirt and her hips the entire time
🔗 14:27Phrixscreoth: Kathleen would be correct
🔗 14:27 Flikerz1: so we all know he is reaper...
🔗 14:27 QuarterNote_: lepin angelique is the lolita brand
🔗 14:28Namboto: The clothes there are expensive, but cool
🔗 14:28Phrixscreoth: Leveling up in the middle of a fight Full Heals you, so it can be a good strategy to get a free heal in an important fight!
🔗 14:28Cobblepotter: Heather seems to be picking up on dual screen combat fairly quickly.
🔗 14:28Leonhart321: Your pins are maxxed out, I'd suggest changing them up
🔗 14:29Phrixscreoth: I think there is from the main menu
🔗 14:294dSwissCheese: I adore this soundtrack.
🔗 14:29 MousseFilledCat: I love how Neku has clearly caught on to the "no one can see us" implications but Shiki hasn't.
🔗 14:29 Nightvalien28: why are we invisible again?
🔗 14:29Telorath: Okay wait
🔗 14:29Xavier0080: No gauge, the "Next ##" in battle or pause screen tells you the EXP
🔗 14:29Telorath: Money pins may have another use later
🔗 14:29 adi_pie:
This is Shibuya, if you couldn't shop, what point would there be in even trying to play?
🔗 14:29 QuarterNote_: Nightvalien28, part of the reaper game
🔗 14:29CoyoteSans: All these clothes we can't buy or wear because mechanics that haven't been explained yet!
🔗 14:29Telorath: If you plan on playing after you beat the game you might want to hang onto them
🔗 14:29Leonhart321: Money pins are used later in trading as well
🔗 14:29 MousseFilledCat: You have to sell ou prins
🔗 14:30Phrixscreoth: You have 0 money because you haven`t cashed the money pins yet xD
🔗 14:30PresidentLulu: I didnt realize Rise Kujikawa was in this game too
🔗 14:30Sektor88: you're broke
🔗 14:30 Briars_the_fox: you sell pins in the menu iirc
🔗 14:30Xavier0080: Pause - > Pins - > Mastered
🔗 14:30Telorath: That said you can farm them later.
🔗 14:31Sektor88: Also swap out your maxed pins for new ones?
🔗 14:31Leonhart321: Shops. First thing, always look at everything. The more you look at items and shop at them, the more likely you'll unlock abilities for the clothing they sell/ more items to buy
🔗 14:31Phrixscreoth: Oh yeah equiping Ice Blow is good, super fun ability. Can`t remember what it needs to level
🔗 14:31Grothe406: If I remember correctly you take money pins into battle you can level them up to higher values
🔗 14:31Telorath: Couple of mechanics to remember here
🔗 14:32Atifexe: Grothe406: Only if they aren't already mastered.
🔗 14:32CoyoteSans: This game is just "Mechanics Tutorials: The Game"
🔗 14:32Tommathy: Only works for money pins that aren't 'mastered'
🔗 14:32Telorath: Later on you want to wear the same clothing brand as your pins if you can help it
🔗 14:32Phrixscreoth:
SYNC TIIIIME
🔗 14:32Leonhart321: Second, decide on what you want to do before you buy items to save cashing in money pins you might need later
🔗 14:32Xavier0080: It introduces all the mechanics pretty slowly, but then again, there are a TON of mechanics
🔗 14:32Cantwearcats: Just got here, is the game any good?
🔗 14:32Leonhart321: THIS is why I was telling you about the light puck.
🔗 14:33Xavier0080: !game good
🔗 14:33 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (25/25)
🔗 14:33Telorath: Light puck so good.
🔗 14:33TXC2: hello Cantwearcats welcome
🔗 14:33Telorath: Slapshot builds for the win.
🔗 14:33Cantwearcats: Hi Txc2
🔗 14:33Namboto: You end up being the ones that complete all of the missions though
🔗 14:33 Nightvalien28: Cantwearcats, very good game
🔗 14:33 hascow: Namboto, stop with spoilers please
🔗 14:33Leonhart321: Cantwearcats: Let me put it this way. This game is the only JRPG I would hold up next to Chrono Trigger in terms of brilliance
🔗 14:33skyrider19: Cantwearcats amazing game!
🔗 14:33 hascow: I'm trying to follow the story, not know it all ahead of time
🔗 14:33TXC2: kathleen "just play the f-ing game" De Vere
🔗 14:34Telorath: The player character being the only competent one isn't spoilers, it's cliche! Lol
🔗 14:34 AdmiralMemo: HAI JIMMY JAMS!
🔗 14:34 QuarterNote_: You would take that job for [REDACTED]
🔗 14:34 adi_pie: "The Harriers" wow, I've forgotten all this terminology. >.<
🔗 14:34Telorath: You will later understand why reapers gotta reap?
🔗 14:34skyrider19: The game does starts off a little slow, but when it starts it is aamazing!
🔗 14:34angelofdust337: Like for those who have beaten this game, how is the story overall?
🔗 14:35Telorath: Er... Period even, not question mark.
🔗 14:35 mtvcdm: Ah yes, the blood type thing.
🔗 14:35Leonhart321: Kathleen is going to kick herslef when [REDACTED] happens
🔗 14:35Sektor88: oh lawd natto
🔗 14:35 QuarterNote_: angelofdust337, really good
🔗 14:35 mtvcdm: Blood type. Huge in Japan.
🔗 14:35Namboto: Hascow, sorry, didn't think that was spoiler territory
🔗 14:35skyrider19: angelofdust337 amazing story!
🔗 14:35Telorath: I love this game's story. One of my favorite RPGs of all times on all fronts.
🔗 14:35angelofdust337: Quarternote_ really? Good enough that it will get me to actually like Neku?
🔗 14:35 QuarterNote_: angelofdust337, definitly
🔗 14:35Cobblepotter: You wanna be a Reaper? Well you can risk losing your own life by trying to take out players, or you can look after a wall.
🔗 14:35 Mogling: It has been so long sense I played this game I don't even remember any spoilers
🔗 14:35Sacrificialtoast: but where is the OG
🔗 14:35Telorath: There were no spoilers he just stated the obvious that the player has to do all the work all the time.
🔗 14:36Xavier0080: I remember loving the story, but it was 6-7 years ago. I actually forgot everything
🔗 14:36 Omega_Lairon: You heard the lady - no spoiler chat, no "redacted"s, and no trying to be funny with fake spoilers like "this game is fun"
🔗 14:36 Mogling: I just remember loving the game.
🔗 14:36 adi_pie: I mean, do we know if the Reapers have any choice in what job they get? They might just get picked based on skills. You know like a good system would do it.
🔗 14:36angelofdust337: I'm not asking for spoilers, I'm just asking about the general quality of the story
🔗 14:36 BusTed: Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk.
🔗 14:36 1amafish:
I've had this on in the background for a couple of hours know, what the 
is going on?
🔗 14:36Telorath: I really liked Neku after a certain point
🔗 14:36 Mogling: No one said the game was easy kathleen
🔗 14:36Phrixscreoth: Angelofdust337 Yeah this story is really well crafted
🔗 14:36Namboto: Angelofdust337 it's very high quality
🔗 14:36TXC2: 1amafish: nobody knows
🔗 14:37Phrixscreoth: Stickers are automatic
🔗 14:37angelofdust337:
Wow Kathleen is being salty
🔗 14:37Leonhart321: Stickers are Auto Abilities, the slots are for clothes
🔗 14:37 lsuaksauke: very salty
🔗 14:37Namboto: Memory match game!
🔗 14:37 1amafish: Txc1 glad i'm not the only one then
🔗 14:37Telorath: Welcome to the part where you can't spam buttons
🔗 14:37 adi_pie: Also, he said this white pin only works on Noise, right? So are all pins like that?
🔗 14:37skyrider19: Correct
🔗 14:38Spacecarl: "sync" eh?
🔗 14:38 Lord_Hosk: Spoiler, There are two of the most attract and intelligent women on the entire LoadingReadyLive Network streaming right now!
🔗 14:38Cobblepotter: This is where the other directional commands on the top screen come into play.
🔗 14:38Telorath: Top screen character mechanics.
🔗 14:38Xavier0080: Telorath, im a few days further and im still spamming buttons, even at level 1
🔗 14:38Phrixscreoth: Sync is AWESOME. It's basically limit break
🔗 14:38 adi_pie: So no fighting the Reapers with the pins? That's smart of them.
🔗 14:38 lsuaksauke: no button spamming
🔗 14:38Cobblepotter: All left/right will hit one symbol, while moving up/down then left/right at the right time will lead to different symbols.
🔗 14:38 AdmiralMemo:
Oh hey, I just realized that all of DTK was spoiled. Time to look it over as a whole.
🔗 14:38 Nightvalien28: neku you shitbag will you give a chance
🔗 14:38Leonhart321: Here's why I was getting you into the habit of looking at the puck
🔗 14:39angelofdust337: Like I heard that this game was on mobile somewhere, but by the time I checked it was taken off the store by SE, and from what I heard it wasn't even playable on the current version of android
🔗 14:39skyrider19: So if you get it on the first guess you get 2 points
🔗 14:39 adi_pie: I wonder how this game works on iOS. Did they just remove all this second screen malarkey?
🔗 14:39 1amafish: this game seems complex
🔗 14:39Sektor88: right to left.
🔗 14:39 Mogling:
Admiralmemo they just said no spoilers in chat 
🔗 14:39Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Heather! Hey Kathleen! Hey Chat! How are all you wonderful people today?
🔗 14:39Leonhart321: RIGHT to LEFT
🔗 14:39Telorath: This game is complex
🔗 14:39Phrixscreoth: Adi_pie they totally reworked the combat for iOS
🔗 14:39Nfshino: kathleen and heather, just wait for the tin-pin slammer minii-game
🔗 14:39 QuarterNote_: itll make more sense in battle
🔗 14:39 Nightvalien28: hey Valkyrie_lemons, how are ya
🔗 14:39 mtvcdm: Why, game, why you do this?
🔗 14:39Telorath: Wait until we get to eating.
🔗 14:39Xavier0080: Angelofdust337, Thats correct. Apparently they might fix it and rerelease it, but they havent confirmed anything
🔗 14:39Phrixscreoth: Not quite kathleen, the symbols are at the END of those chains
🔗 14:39Leonhart321: Play the battle tutorial, it'll make more sense
🔗 14:39 lsuaksauke: this game
🔗 14:39 AdmiralMemo:
Mogling,
🔗 14:39 MousseFilledCat: At the end of the combo map, you go up or down or right or left, at the end of the combo is a symbol
🔗 14:39 mtvcdm: This is getting Calvinballesque.
🔗 14:39TXC2: hello Valkyrie_lemons i'm good, how about you?
🔗 14:39 adi_pie: Oh, this song.
🔗 14:39skyrider19: just guess!
🔗 14:40Phrixscreoth: Also you have no health: you can't die here
🔗 14:40CoyoteSans: Yeah, this game's battle is way too complex for my one-track mind.
🔗 14:40Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Nightvalien28 and Txc2! I'm tired after Volleyball practice, but I'm doing great! How are you?
🔗 14:40Phrixscreoth: take your time to figure it out
🔗 14:40Namboto: The game doesn't get too much complex from here in
🔗 14:40angelofdust337: Xavier0080 I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't do anything, SE has never been good with mobile
🔗 14:40skyrider19: you're guessing the one on the right
🔗 14:40 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_lemons, doing good, about to have cereal
🔗 14:40angelofdust337: This game is all over the place
🔗 14:40Leonhart321: Just guess them, if you get it, you'll get the fusion star
🔗 14:40 MousseFilledCat: You go up or down at the second arrow choice
🔗 14:40 QuarterNote_: You can press up and down
🔗 14:40 MousseFilledCat: Not just left or right
🔗 14:40Leonhart321: But you have to complete the combo to get a card
🔗 14:40angelofdust337: Like there seems to be A LOT of multi-tasking
🔗 14:40Tommathy: Up and down!
🔗 14:40Valkyrie_Lemons: Nightvalien28, what type of cereal?
🔗 14:40TXC2: Nightvalien28: ooh what kind?
🔗 14:40 Mr_Horrible: you press up or down instead of left/right
🔗 14:40Xavier0080: @Angelofdust337 Pricing most of their games at $10 and over hasnt helped endear them to the mobile market either
🔗 14:40 lsuaksauke: this game XD definitly not my style but i love the music
🔗 14:41Xavier0080: TWEWY was like $18
🔗 14:41 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_lemons, TXC2, sugary cereal, the one with the tiger on front
🔗 14:41 lsuaksauke: the art is great too
🔗 14:41angelofdust337: Xavier0080 exactly
🔗 14:41 mtvcdm: !game bad
🔗 14:41 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 96% (25/26)
🔗 14:41 adi_pie: !game good
🔗 14:41 adi_pie:
🔗 14:41Leonhart321: If you press up and down, you'll move up and down the row and change what card you'll get at the end of the combo, plus it'll increase the length of your combo
🔗 14:41Phrixscreoth: It's nearly impossible to find this game on DS now though, I got super lucky to find it a while back
🔗 14:41 hascow: !game good
🔗 14:41TXC2:
Nightvalien28 coco puffs?
🔗 14:41Spacecarl: You didnt have health, so just look at her thing
🔗 14:41Evercaptor: setting shiki to auto AI is a good way to not need to think but still do well
🔗 14:41Valkyrie_Lemons:
Nightvalien28, that choice sounds Grrrrreeeat.
🔗 14:41CoyoteSans: Yeah, I much prefer watching someone else play this game than play it myself.
🔗 14:41 mtvcdm: Annnnd I'm the one to deprive it of the perfect score, apparently.
🔗 14:41Xavier0080: I jut bought it for like $23
🔗 14:41angelofdust337: So I guess my best bet is trying to find the DS game somewhere
🔗 14:41 lsuaksauke: yeah i rsther watch
🔗 14:41Atifexe: You have to pay attention to the order the arrows are in, don't you? If you press up or down when you're not at an up or down arrow, doesn't it not work?
🔗 14:41 1amafish: !game bad
🔗 14:41 adi_pie: mtvcdm, you monster.
🔗 14:42Phrixscreoth: Mtvcdm which is kind of fair, the game is SUPER complicated to learn but amazing once you understand what's going on
🔗 14:42 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_lemons, TXC2 I don't need your judgement I have ceral and green hair
🔗 14:42 1amafish:
fear not Mtvcdm
🔗 14:42Telorath: A good plan is to focus on the character presently holding the light puck
🔗 14:42 LRRbot: Rating for The World Ends With You on Heather's Handhelds is now 93% (27/29)
🔗 14:42GreenOpal: star control last night and twewy tonight? LRR is crushing it!
🔗 14:42 Mr_Horrible: Atifexe I'm pretty certain up/down is always the 2nd input if you want to use it
🔗 14:42 MousseFilledCat: You press up or down on the 2nd arrow
🔗 14:42 MousseFilledCat: Only the 2nd one
🔗 14:42 Mr_Horrible: so you don't have to guess
🔗 14:42 QuarterNote_: You ned to press fast
🔗 14:42TXC2: Nightvalien28 no judgment from me, just jokes
🔗 14:42Atifexe: Mr_horrible: That makes sense.
🔗 14:42Telorath: Which is why I like slap shot builds
🔗 14:42TXC2: or rather "jokes" Nightvalien28
🔗 14:42 Flikerz1: ok ths game ameks me want to play street fighter
🔗 14:42 1amafish: I literally only did that to make Mtvcdm feel better, I have no opinion on this game as I have zero clue what is going on!
🔗 14:43Valkyrie_Lemons:
This game is actually really simple....by Japanese standards,
🔗 14:43 mtvcdm: I'm finding I can be a pretty tough judge, actually. I don't think this is the first game I've knocked off 100%.
🔗 14:43 Flikerz1: left dont left up!
🔗 14:43 QuarterNote_: Its very worth it later in the game
🔗 14:43Namboto: It actually gets fairly intuitive
🔗 14:43Leonhart321: Telorath, I just rushed for Darklit Planet buil. Before, I just went for a Stagger build
🔗 14:43 Flikerz1: dragon punch!
🔗 14:43Atifexe: The best way to get it is to set your AI partner to autoplay.
🔗 14:43Phrixscreoth: It's really hard to learn, but really worth it to master
🔗 14:43Tommathy: So there's a setting to let the computer control one half, no?
🔗 14:43Xavier0080: Its really not, I still spam left or right. If i get it i get it
🔗 14:43CoyoteSans: Actually, doing that is critical for boss fights. Have fun!
🔗 14:43 adi_pie: 1amafish, why would mtvcdm feel bad? We aren't required to like these games.
🔗 14:43 Aracuda: i can see why my friend was screaming in frustration when he played this game
🔗 14:43x270MAXx:
This game has the best soundtrack
🔗 14:44 Briars_the_fox: mtvcdm, you should see what my !vote page looks like. its at least 35% gamebad
🔗 14:44skyrider19: Tommathy yes you can.
🔗 14:44SlDtheKlD:
Autoplay 
🔗 14:44angelofdust337: Adi_pie well I think in generally being the one person who's voted it game bad so far
🔗 14:44TXC2: i dont watch these streams for the games, i watch them for the LRR crew
🔗 14:44 1amafish: Adi_pie because he was a lone gainsayer amid a sea of positivity.
🔗 14:44Leonhart321: Kath/Heather, it does damage and heals HP, saves you using healing items AND you don't have to worry about it if you set to Auto. You'll still get the stars, it just takes longer
🔗 14:44Phrixscreoth: The AI CAN get ESP cards if left to auto play, so you can still use fusion and totally ignore playing as Shiki
🔗 14:44Telorath: It really isn't important to get the fusion stars until you're doing end-game stuff and need to kill things fast
🔗 14:44Tommathy: I usually let the AI control Beat, I hate his minigame
🔗 14:44TXC2: oh good music change
🔗 14:44 QuarterNote_: The AI is just very bad at ESP
🔗 14:45 adi_pie: So? My point stands, just because everyone likes a game doesn't mean you have to.
🔗 14:45Sektor88: on cough drops for 777?
🔗 14:45Sektor88: *no, even
🔗 14:45skyrider19: Can we get some ramen?
🔗 14:45 1amafish: Adi_pie I agree.
🔗 14:45 adi_pie: Let's try not to get cough drops from an antique store
🔗 14:45Phrixscreoth: RAMEN DON! Haha this place is fun.
🔗 14:46Leonhart321: Do some battles to get your eye in, it's easy to pick up once you know what you're doing
🔗 14:46angelofdust337: Adi_pie I agree with you there
🔗 14:46 adi_pie:
Literally the only man in Shibuya that wears a black shirt?
🔗 14:46Leonhart321: Ramen Don....this place....ooh boy
🔗 14:46Namboto: Ramen dude is gr8
🔗 14:46Sektor88: I'd eat the hell out of real ramen
🔗 14:46 Omega_Lairon: AN empty noodle bar is a *terrible* hiding spot - you're the only person in there, they'd find you in an instant
🔗 14:46CoyoteSans: Also, I hope you like Ramen Food Porn... cause this game has a lot of it.
🔗 14:46TXC2: ramen = noodles right?
🔗 14:46skyrider19: Now I'm craving ramen again,
🔗 14:46 Briars_the_fox: 1amafish, if i hadnt beaten this game and it being the reason i got a DS in the first place id probably have rated it bad. this is like my fave game on DS that i have that isnt part of a series (harvest moon and pokemon)
🔗 14:46 Nightvalien28: great now I am hungry
🔗 14:46DirtyFrisbee: Get dat sweet tonkatsu
🔗 14:46Namboto: Also fusion attacks persist between battle iirc
🔗 14:46Sektor88: tonkatsu sounds good
🔗 14:47Leonhart321: Food is your stat boosting mechanic. Eat food to get swole after battles
🔗 14:47skyrider19: click on the food tab
🔗 14:47Valkyrie_Lemons: Omega_lairon, was that pun intentional?
🔗 14:47skyrider19: it explains what benefit's each food gives
🔗 14:47 Omega_Lairon: Valkyrie_Lemons - someone caught it ^_^
🔗 14:47 Mr_Horrible: Oh god, I remember when you get the ability that lets you eat more food... I was sooo happy
🔗 14:47Phrixscreoth: Mr_horrible oh yeah hollow leg is amazing
🔗 14:47TXC2: Omega_lairon: oh i get it now, thats funny
🔗 14:47 1amafish: Omega_lairon *groans *high five
🔗 14:47 Mr_Horrible: So many meals I wanted that exceeded max capacity
🔗 14:47skyrider19: Also, the more you shop at a store, the more items become available as you become a regular!
🔗 14:47Valkyrie_Lemons: Omega_lairon, well played sir. I though it was great. : 3
🔗 14:48thearchitectunstructured subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 14:48 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, thearchitectunstructured! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 14:48Namboto: Also some characters like certain foods more than others
🔗 14:48Thoth7: Right around this point is where I check right the hell out with JRPG subsystems
🔗 14:48 QuarterNote_: You have to "equip" food
🔗 14:48 adi_pie: These characters are so damn skinny I'm surprised they can eat a whole ramen bowl together.
🔗 14:48 1amafish: 13 month hype
🔗 14:48angelofdust337:
Adi_pie That's the whole reason eating is limited, gotta maintain that figure
🔗 14:48 Omega_Lairon: Ooh, More VIT!
🔗 14:48Leonhart321: QN: Pretty sure food has it's own slot seperate from clothes
🔗 14:48Phrixscreoth: Bravery is basically what clothes you can equip, boosting brave is really good
🔗 14:49angelofdust337: Who was the character designer for this game anyways?
🔗 14:49 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 14:49 LRRbot: Currently playing: The World Ends With You (rating 93%)
🔗 14:49TXC2: Adi_pie i dont think these people have organs the way we understand them
🔗 14:49skyrider19: drag it to the shopping cart
🔗 14:49 QuarterNote_:
Leonhart321, you still quip it
🔗 14:49 1amafish: maybe the characters are this thin because they subsist on Ramen
🔗 14:49Leonhart321: Drag to the trolley
🔗 14:49Valkyrie_Lemons: BUY EVERYTHING! Sorry,,,Captalism got the better of me.
🔗 14:49 QuarterNote_: Drag and drop
🔗 14:49 AdmiralMemo: Kathleen "Adult" DeVere
🔗 14:49Grothe406: You basically eat food and can't eat more until you digest it
🔗 14:49 Bronzefinger: I think you drag it onto the buy icon.
🔗 14:49Phrixscreoth: Same way you sell pins
🔗 14:49Namboto: Drag and drop
🔗 14:49TXC2: "we're adults", Ha ha ha
🔗 14:49 adi_pie:
Boosting bravery? So they sell alcohol here?
🔗 14:49 Lord_Hosk: shhhhhh
🔗 14:49 Briars_the_fox: !shh
🔗 14:49 LRRbot: Adam, shhhh, be quiet we are filming!
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: Going now
🔗 14:50angelofdust337: 1amafish If they're just on ramen they wouldn't be skinny, they'd have scurvy
🔗 14:50 Lord_Hosk: its back!
🔗 14:50 lsuaksauke: i heard magic online
🔗 14:50 hascow:
ugh, if I were at home I'd totally join the Pot of Gold draft
🔗 14:50jechamt: what's this about magic
🔗 14:50 lsuaksauke: what about magic online?
🔗 14:50 Omega_Lairon: Were that I could, but I have a totally pointless, pain in the butt chore coming up in about 5 minutes. Perfect timing to screw up any MtGO playing
🔗 14:50TXC2: pot of gold?
🔗 14:50egyptcraze: magic online? whats going on?
🔗 14:50Leonhart321: Some sort of MTGO slammajam going down?
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: Crap
🔗 14:50 adi_pie: I heard something about Pot of Gold draft and nothing else.
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: BSOD
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: Hope I can reboot in time
🔗 14:50 1amafish: Angelofdust337 they would be skinny and have scurvy, if the ramen was the kind of cardboard ramen that you can get for 10p...
🔗 14:50TF2BT_Snikrot: paper magic is better
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: MtGO Pot of Gold draft. 3x Alara Reborn
🔗 14:50Leonhart321: See what I mean about saving your money pins now?
🔗 14:50 AdmiralMemo: All gold cards
🔗 14:50 I_Am_Clockwork: Hi friends
🔗 14:51 QuarterNote_: remember to eat your food
🔗 14:51Sektor88: phrasing
🔗 14:51Phrixscreoth: You have to go into your inventory to eat, remember
🔗 14:51 mercano82: !adult
🔗 14:51 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 14:51TXC2: hello I_am_clockwork: welcome
🔗 14:51PresidentLulu: Do not touch the boys
🔗 14:51IndigoVitare: Bad Kathleen
🔗 14:51 lsuaksauke: i heard magic online someone explain themselves
🔗 14:51 LordManiMani: !sir
🔗 14:51 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
🔗 14:51 adi_pie:
I got that, Memo, just didn't understand why Graham would mention it.
🔗 14:51Leonhart321: Really Kath? REALLY?
🔗 14:51angelofdust337: 1amafish not sure, how much calories are in ramen?
🔗 14:51 Myrniss: So when do the Noise start playing Wonderwall?
🔗 14:51 1amafish: Angelofdust337 depends heavily on the ramen!
🔗 14:51 EldraziOutlaw: they are recording a academy draft in the other room, and G was asking Kathleen to make sure she doesn't yell to loudly. And then mentioned to the chat they were drafting, incase anyone wanted to go play against them
🔗 14:51Sektor88: equip stickers?
🔗 14:51 lsuaksauke: triple alara reborn was bad i know i drafted it e.e
🔗 14:51MetricFurlong: Myrniss: on the day that they throw it all back to you
🔗 14:51Phrixscreoth: Sektor88 they are passive boosts, don't need to touch them
🔗 14:51TXC2: Adi_pie because they doing it right now for friday nights i think
🔗 14:51 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, He just SAID they're recording an Academy draft
🔗 14:51 1amafish:
directly proportional to how much you pay for it
🔗 14:51CaffeinatedLemur:
Udon>Ramen
🔗 14:51 Lord_Hosk: "you cant wear food" says a person who is not a parent
🔗 14:51Leonhart321: The squares are your bytes, just an FYI
🔗 14:52TF2BT_Snikrot: hooray!! you can feed virtual avatars!
🔗 14:52DirtyFrisbee: anyway, this is wonderwall
🔗 14:52 mtvcdm: We have unlocked Ability To Feed Self. Seems about right for the difficulty level.
🔗 14:52 adi_pie: AdmiralMemo, you have too much trust in my hearing.
🔗 14:52 Myrniss: MetricFurlong: touché
🔗 14:52TXC2: oh an acadmy draft, my mistake
🔗 14:52Leonhart321: Lord_hosk: Well you can, just only Lady Gaga seems to pull it off well
🔗 14:52angelofdust337: I'll give this to the game, above all else it's overloading with style
🔗 14:52MetricFurlong: also, hello again Chat
🔗 14:53TXC2: hello Metricfurlong welcome back
🔗 14:53 QuarterNote_: The ESP cards stay in the same order with regard to top to bottom
🔗 14:53TF2BT_Snikrot: chump
🔗 14:53Namboto: Once you start chaining battles the fusion attacks become super useful
🔗 14:53 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:28
🔗 14:53Cobblepotter: If it helps, know that you press up or down on the second hit.
🔗 14:53MetricFurlong: have we found out any plot twists yet?
🔗 14:53 Thepov42: Hey all, how's it going?
🔗 14:53CoyoteSans: DEFINITELY NOT PERSONA, NOPE.
🔗 14:53 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, Apparently... Also, too much trust in my computer... Still not loaded after BSOD
🔗 14:53Phrixscreoth: Metricfurlong they're just trying to figure out how to PLAY first
🔗 14:53TXC2: hello Thepov42 welcome
🔗 14:53skyrider19: Not really Metricfurlong
🔗 14:53 QuarterNote_: Fusion also heals
🔗 14:54TF2BT_Snikrot: this is probably the strangest game I have ever seen...
🔗 14:54Leonhart321: Fusion also can be saved between battles so you can save them for boss fights
🔗 14:54 adi_pie: AdmiralMemo, their draft has already fired anyway.
🔗 14:54skyrider19: But it's an amazingly strange game!
🔗 14:54CoyoteSans: No, no, I've definitely seen stranger from Japan...
🔗 14:54angelofdust337: Tf2bt_snikrot eh I'll still give that to Seaman
🔗 14:54Phrixscreoth: You can also get clothing that gives you a boost to fusion so you need less stars before doing it
🔗 14:54MetricFurlong: TF2BT_Snikrot: you clearly never saw any of Ian's Seamen streams
🔗 14:54 adi_pie: Hi, Alex.
🔗 14:54TXC2: Tf2bt_snikrot you dont watch watch and play do you?
🔗 14:54TF2BT_Snikrot: such as?
🔗 14:54Castlewise: You should swap out your pins so that they all get levelled and whatnot
🔗 14:54 1amafish: Tf2bt_snikrot watch prayer warriors...
🔗 14:54 adi_pie: Bye, Alex.
🔗 14:54 PandasAndPancakes: hey chat...TWEWY? aw yis
🔗 14:54Phrixscreoth: you equip enough of those items and you can actually fuse right from the start of a figfht
🔗 14:54TXC2: an alex has been herd
🔗 14:54skyrider19: Leonhart, no fusion can't be saved between battles, only chain battles
🔗 14:55 Thepov42: Didn't we play a game about cheerleading last week?I feel like that was weirder than this
🔗 14:55TXC2: hello Pandasandpancakes welcome
🔗 14:55MrPanicnl:
Oh snap, people streaming the best ds game ever made 
🔗 14:55TF2BT_Snikrot: prayer warriors just sounds like a d&d cleric, but I am sure its not
🔗 14:55MetricFurlong: Hatoful Boyfriend was also weirder than this
🔗 14:55 1amafish: and hatoful boyfriend
🔗 14:55 Lord_Hosk: Is there a reason why so many of the characters in JRPG's look like North American/European white people rather than Japanese people? or is that just one of those "lost to the mysts of time we always do it this way" things
🔗 14:55 adi_pie: Very original things. And it's a game that has thankfully not been sequled into the ground.
🔗 14:55TXC2: Tf2bt_snikrot oh its not, its really really not
🔗 14:55MetricFurlong: Lord_Hosk: they don't.
🔗 14:55Leonhart321: Really? I could have sworn thaty you could save between battles, chain or otherwise
🔗 14:55 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, Dangit... Now my computer has shut down again after updates... I'm getting it back up anyway.
🔗 14:55CoyoteSans: Tf2bt_snikrot Look it up on the LoadingReadyLive youtube channel it's... an experience.
🔗 14:55 Briars_the_fox: chain battles are better than singles as well. you get increased rewards
🔗 14:55amythist: this one is more mechanically weird than story weird though
🔗 14:55Leonhart321: Maybe I'm thinking of something else
🔗 14:56 QuarterNote_: When you get used to the battles you can usually focus on the top screen and play the lower screen with your peripheral vision
🔗 14:56 adi_pie:
AdmiralMemo, improptu Alara fan draft?
🔗 14:56Valkyrie_Lemons: Lord_hosk, I believe that the early anime creates were basically copying Disney, thus the American asthertic,
🔗 14:56Valkyrie_Lemons: *asthetic
🔗 14:56angelofdust337:
Tf2bt_snikrot Then watch Zoo race
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, I'm game
🔗 14:56MadWaltz: Lord_Hosk Not really. You can usually tell the difference when they draw "western" characters (mainly the eyes are more square)
🔗 14:56TXC2: Lord_hosk its to do with japans obsehtion with amaerica in the 1950's
🔗 14:56 1amafish: *** zoo race
🔗 14:56Thoth7: Fan-bloody-tastic. Alison posted a guide for how she made her PAX East Tasigur necklace
🔗 14:56 adi_pie: I've never played Alara before, but I do have the tickets, if anyone else is game.
🔗 14:56 PandasAndPancakes: lord_hosk: the debate over whether the Japanese read them as japanese or not is a long, hard fought debate that will never end.
🔗 14:56Leonhart321: If you're calling it, I'd suggest putting some pins in your equips that you want to level up since your current ones are maxxed out
🔗 14:56Phrixscreoth: I'm super tempted to go pull TWEY out and play it again now
🔗 14:56Thoth7: *obsession
🔗 14:57Phrixscreoth: oh good point Leonhart321
🔗 14:57TXC2: Thoth7 thank you
🔗 14:57 Briars_the_fox: Phrixscreoth, same here
🔗 14:57Phrixscreoth: Equip pins you want to level up first!
🔗 14:57MetricFurlong: Lord_Hosk: they just have 'default' skin colour, which in the predominantly white west we tend to read as being white
🔗 14:57Cobblepotter: One thing I noticed while playing Ouendan is that Japanese drawn people seem normal, whereas European and American tourists are given really pointy noses. When they differentiate between native and foreigners, it'll usually be differences like that.
🔗 14:57Thoth7: glad to be of service
🔗 14:57Valkyrie_Lemons: Thank you Kathleen and Heather!
🔗 14:57 QuarterNote_: Equip pins to level up!
🔗 14:57Lord_ZYRK: Mooore!
🔗 14:57 Aracuda: it was a fun stream, looking forward to more
🔗 14:57angelofdust337: Well a lot of anime derives form Tezuka, who's drawing was inspired by localized Donald Duck cartoons
🔗 14:57 adi_pie: Thanks for the stream, Heather and Kathleen.
🔗 14:58 1amafish: what is a-train playing?
🔗 14:58 LambMower: Of course I come in just at the end of the stream
🔗 14:58 hascow: bye H&K! Love watching you two
🔗 14:58 LambMower: Hi everybody
🔗 14:58 Nightvalien28: hosk the idea of japanese being drawn white is western, they draw themselves as they see themselves
🔗 14:58Phrixscreoth: Bye!
🔗 14:58Valkyrie_Lemons:
Heather I guess this stream...Ends with you.
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: If we can get 8 folks on the fandraft, I say we fire.
🔗 14:58 jamesianjam: hi, bye
🔗 14:58 Nightvalien28: hello Lambmower, how are ya
🔗 14:58TXC2: so lonh H & K have fun
🔗 14:58Leonhart321: So more TWEWY next week? I'm all in
🔗 14:58Grothe406: This game atucaly had proto street pass
🔗 14:58 Briars_the_fox: it technically only has 2 modes of input
🔗 14:58 Aracuda: Alex always plays fun games
🔗 14:58Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Lambmower, how are you>?
🔗 14:58jechamt: did someone say 8? draft?
🔗 14:58Lord_ZYRK: Bye Katheather
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: jechamt, Yep
🔗 14:58 Thepov42: Alas,but for poverty Fandrafting would be sweet
🔗 14:58 Omega_Lairon: Memo - I'm down to draft, but I have to do a thing in a few minutes so... if y'all are playing, do you mind holding?
🔗 14:58 LambMower: Nightvalien28, Valkyrie_lemons, pretty good. Just came home so I'm gonna poke abit on Minecraft server again
🔗 14:58angelofdust337: Well I'm liking it so far, so chat would overall recommend this game?
🔗 14:58Leonhart321: Hope you enjoy it Heather, try to avoid spoilersif you can
🔗 14:58 Aracuda: altho if its a W+P, its alex who makes the stream fun
🔗 14:58 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, I would, but I have never drafted this format
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: jechamt, We're trying for a PoG draft
🔗 14:58Namboto: Twewy made use of everything the DS could do
🔗 14:58MetricFurlong: Lord_Hosk: because that's how we read 'light default' skin, ignoring the rather non-european signifiers in facial shape etc.
🔗 14:59jechamt: how do I do this, just get ready to join queue?
🔗 14:59TXC2: well Goodnight Everybody!
🔗 14:59 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon, How long? We've only got 4 so far, so there's probably time.
🔗 14:59 Nightvalien28: I kinda want to see a reverse w+p where alex inflicts verde station on graham
🔗 14:59 Lord_Hosk: The food shop owner in that game looked distinctly different than the main characters and read as Asian with a less pale skin tone and rounder features,
🔗 14:59 EldraziOutlaw: eh *** it
🔗 14:59 EldraziOutlaw: lets see if I have tickets
🔗 14:59 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, It's fun. Powerful cards. Fixing is REALLY high value.
🔗 14:59 Briars_the_fox: i really wanna play this again now. but i dont konw if i wanna do a fresh game or not...
🔗 14:59 Omega_Lairon: AdmiralMemo - It's literally driving 3 blocks up the road and back, shouldn't take more than 2 minutes... I just don't know *exactly* when I have to leave
🔗 14:59 adi_pie:
I hear Jund is a thing that happens in this draft environment.
🔗 14:59 Omega_Lairon:
Relying on other people's schedules... SO FUN
🔗 14:59Cobblepotter: A friend of mine I met over a year ago would wear Beat's skull beanie cap all the time, and it took me six months to finally notice the connection.
🔗 15:00Hammith: Temped to buy 10 tickets for the Pot O Gold draft, but I know absolutely nothing about Alara block.
🔗 15:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (13s ago)
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon, Cool. Well, if we still are stuck at 4 for a while we won't fire until you're back.
🔗 15:00Namboto: Lord_hosk people in japan have various skin tones, from light to dark. Also, the ramen guy might actually be a foreigner, I can't remember
🔗 15:00 Briars_the_fox: memo id love to but i cant afford it atm. have fun when you guys get going
🔗 15:00 EldraziOutlaw: Memo, if I have tickets sure
🔗 15:00 adi_pie: Hammith, neither do I.
🔗 15:00MetricFurlong: Lord_Hosk: he looked heavier and with darker/ more tanned skin, yes
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo:
Briars_the_fox, I'm only game because I have the phantom points.
🔗 15:00 Omega_Lairon: Sweet, thanks. I'll report back when I'm ready to go
🔗 15:00Leonhart321: See I'm just going to be here for iespecially Week 2. Best character ever appears there and I'm not talking about the partner
🔗 15:00 Briars_the_fox: memo: i dont have any or i would totes be in.
🔗 15:01Leonhart321: Also, MTG advert, sweet
🔗 15:01 Briars_the_fox: trip-reborn drafting is sooooo good
🔗 15:01Namboto: Admiralmemo I'd love to join in but I've got responsibilities :c
🔗 15:01Hammith: Yeah, I don't have any Phantom Points either, otherwise I'd consider it more highly.
🔗 15:01jechamt: 5 in the queue.... (rumbling anticipation)
🔗 15:01 LoadingReadyRun: GRUNT
🔗 15:01 adi_pie:
I almost died laughing when the chat said I was spoiling TWEWY, a game I have yet to finish more than maybe 20% of.
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo:
Namboto, No worries. We're just trying to get who we can. No worries if you can't.
🔗 15:02 EldraziOutlaw: Hai Alex
🔗 15:02Hammith: Frrrrrrrp?
🔗 15:02 adi_pie: Hi, Alex.
🔗 15:02MetricFurlong: seriously, if you look at various art from pretty much any time period, most regions where the predominant skin colour has less than a certain amount of melanin, they will often depict themselves in art as looking quite pale in the skin colour department
🔗 15:02 Itazu:
hey Alex
🔗 15:02 BarcodeReader321: wish I could, only having phone at work makes it challenging
🔗 15:02 Briars_the_fox:
adi_pie, good call on the maybe in there
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo: 5 in the queue... Maybe 6 if Omega_Lairon. We got 2 more at least?
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo: !polls
🔗 15:02 Thepov42: Is PoG Phantom?
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo: Thepov42, Yep
🔗 15:02 wildpeaks: alex.exe has been detected
🔗 15:02 Anubis169: ok, i'm here
🔗 15:02 Anubis169:
🔗 15:02 AdmiralMemo: Hi Anubis169
🔗 15:03 Thepov42: Hmmm... we'll see how many ghost points i have left over from cube season
🔗 15:03 adi_pie: Briars_the_fox, it seems like a game with a lot of stuff to do in it.
🔗 15:03 Anubis169 has never played TWEWY but couldn't make the first 2 hours, didn't wanna spoil by joining mid play
🔗 15:03 Anubis169: ima catch it on vod later
🔗 15:03 AdmiralMemo: Alright, we've got 6 in the queue... 7 with Omega
🔗 15:03angelofdust337: Also any word on a Baxter podcast? :3
🔗 15:03 adi_pie: Hey, Anubis169.
🔗 15:03 Briars_the_fox: adi_pie, its rather involved. though not as involved as some games
🔗 15:03 Vladislav_Vladislife: hold on to your butts
🔗 15:03Dericwadleigh: Erm. He's supposed to be streaming right now isn't he?
🔗 15:03 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, I thought you where not joining for till 10min
🔗 15:03 Anubis169:
title update
🔗 15:04Leonhart321: Like I said, TWEWY is one of very few JRPGs that I have 100% and the only one I have maxxed statted all the characters
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: what's going on though?
🔗 15:04 Fracaswell: Ah good, I haven't missed the start of Alex's stream. Hello chat!
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: heyo Fracaswell
🔗 15:04 adi_pie: Hey, Fracaswell.
🔗 15:04 Thefrankreich92: Evening chat
🔗 15:04MetricFurlong: hello Fracaswell
🔗 15:04MetricFurlong: hey Thefrankreich92
🔗 15:04 Thefrankreich92: Do we have any idea what Alex is playing tonight?
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, I haven't...
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: i'm guessing more rogue legacy
🔗 15:05MetricFurlong: Mystery Box
🔗 15:05Leonhart321: Some sort of video game I'd imagine
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, I'm talking about how many fans we have for a pod
🔗 15:05 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, ooh
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, Not a full pod of fans yet
🔗 15:05Hammith: I think Alex will be playing Checkers against a weasel.
🔗 15:05Zaghrog: more Rogue Legacy sounds good to me
🔗 15:05angelofdust337:
I'm betting Seaman
🔗 15:05 EldraziOutlaw: I thought you meant how many were in a pod
🔗 15:05 Thefrankreich92: And more importantly, is everyone well?
🔗 15:05 Anubis169: i am now that i got my comp back up and running
🔗 15:05 Mowdownjoe: Anubis169, he said on his Ask.fm probably not more Rogule Legacy.
🔗 15:06 Anubis169: had a power cut shortly after i left the house for work
🔗 15:06 Anubis169: it's been down all day >_<
🔗 15:06 BarcodeReader321: I'm surprisingly good, frankreich
🔗 15:06Zaghrog: could see Rogue Legacy not being so great on stream though
🔗 15:06 LoadingReadyRun: why is ps3 always updating
🔗 15:06 Thefrankreich92: That's good to hear!
🔗 15:06 LoadingReadyRun: and why does it take 1000 years
🔗 15:06 Thefrankreich92: That, no so much.
🔗 15:06 Nightvalien28: because new gen
🔗 15:06 Fracaswell: That is what the PS3 do.
🔗 15:06 Anubis169: because otherwise you wouldn't be so happy when it finally finished
🔗 15:06 EldraziOutlaw: LoadingReadyRun, because the ps3 is bad like that
🔗 15:06Samph1re: I have spent the day watching conspiracy theory documentaries. They're always a laugh
🔗 15:06 Anubis169:
🔗 15:06angelofdust337: Rogue Legacy just feels boring tot watch after a while to me?
🔗 15:06Leonhart321: Because RIIIIIIIIGE RACER
🔗 15:06 wildpeaks: because they want to sell dem ps4
🔗 15:06 adi_pie:
Loadingreadyrun, because Sony had to do something stupid before they learned how not to do something stupid with updates.
🔗 15:06 LoadingReadyRun: HRIDGE HRACER
🔗 15:06angelofdust337: didn't mean to add the question mark
🔗 15:06angelofdust337: RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!!!!
🔗 15:06 Thefrankreich92: That's fine, you'll have to switch to ps4 soon enough. Bloodborne!
🔗 15:06Sektor88: Giant enemy crabs in the connection preventing the byts to get through
🔗 15:07 LoadingReadyRun: i'm stuck watching loading bars atm
🔗 15:07 LoadingReadyRun: I'm hoping this *** is gonna work
🔗 15:07 LoadingReadyRun: Yall are gonna love it if it does
🔗 15:07MetricFurlong: Loading Bar Simulator 2015
🔗 15:07Ranneko: Loading bars are the best bars
🔗 15:07 Vladislav_Vladislife: LOADING BORES!
🔗 15:07Zaghrog: maybe it's just because I've played Rogue Legacy quite a lot but there's not much to see after a while
🔗 15:07rhystic_study: ?help
🔗 15:07rhystic_study: $help
🔗 15:07Vulcnor: Loadingreadyrun: The PS3 is just passive aggressive like that. It's just feeling hurt for not being played with as much as other systems.
🔗 15:07Ranneko: Loading, ready, run?
🔗 15:07rhystic_study: $mtgousername lrrmtg
🔗 15:07Mtgcommanderbot: MTGO Username Set
🔗 15:07 1amafish: hmm, I should go to bed, but you do make a compelling point, Alex...
🔗 15:07Leonhart321: So how is Loading Simulator 2015? I've heard it's an accurate representation
🔗 15:07 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Worst case scenario: We've got a FanDraft that needs 1 more....
🔗 15:07 Anubis169:
let's all join in with Alex
🔗 15:07 LRRbot: Poll complete: Alara Pot of Gold FanDraft?: 1: Nope, but have fun. (8 votes); 2: I'm game. (6 votes)
🔗 15:07StarFreak359: So we've got the Loading, we're waiting on the Ready, then we're gonna Run?
🔗 15:07rhystic_study: How is there people always in here active chatting?
🔗 15:07LordZarano: Currently playing: Progress Quest
🔗 15:08 Vladislav_Vladislife: Making some rasberry zinger. dis gone be gud
🔗 15:08 BarcodeReader321: !next
🔗 15:08 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (8m ago)
🔗 15:08Arclight_Dynamo: Rhystic_study: Well... a stream is about to start. And one just finished. So...
🔗 15:08 Thefrankreich92: Starfreak. We're going to live! Semantics are important in reading this. It got surprisingly deep.
🔗 15:08rhystic_study: I see said the blind man
🔗 15:08 Briars_the_fox: rhystic_study, i see people chatting at like 2am moonbase time sometimes
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, I'd been sending messages, but they weren't going through due to "Justinfan###" issues
🔗 15:08Hammith: Alex is 8 minutes late, I say we riot!
🔗 15:09 EldraziOutlaw: holy ***, why does it take MTGO 10 sodding min to actually start working
🔗 15:09Morgoth_bauglyr: in the meantime we can feed the seamen
🔗 15:09MetricFurlong: rhystic_study: because otherwise it wouldn't be LRR Chat
🔗 15:09 Thefrankreich92: Also, timezones are a thing
🔗 15:09jechamt: are we still stuck at 6 in the queue
🔗 15:09 adi_pie: Can you send them now, Memo?
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: why is it that whenever i drink a grape-flavoured fizzy water drink (0 calories) i wake up in the morning with my mouth tasting like artificial sweetener... but whenever i drink cream soda which is basically just sugar water, i never do?
🔗 15:09Zaghrog: plenty of Euro folks around these parts
🔗 15:09 AdmiralMemo: adi_pie, After I sign in, let's see
🔗 15:09Morgoth_bauglyr: 11pm in euroland now
🔗 15:09 NovusUltimus: It's a shame that Heather's stream is on at the same time as the Co-Optional podcast. Because of that I rarely watch her stream.
🔗 15:09 Fracaswell: Here are True Facts about the Sony Playstation 3
🔗 15:09SmilingWorlock: hi guys
🔗 15:09Morgoth_bauglyr: at least where i am
🔗 15:09 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, MTGO is being a pile of *** for me, so I guess I can't draft
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo:
EldraziOutlaw,
🔗 15:10 QuarterNote_: Anubis169, because the first one has artifical sweetner and the second doesnt
🔗 15:10 CandyNuke:
10pm in non-euro euroland
🔗 15:10MetricFurlong: Novusultimus: podcasts aren't generally live, though
🔗 15:10Arclight_Dynamo: Anubis169: Is the cream soda artificially sweetened with the same substance? If not, some sweeteners kind of... hang around.
🔗 15:10Zaghrog: past 12 pm in eastern euro-land
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: does the artificial sweetener bond with something different when it's absorbed?
🔗 15:10 NovusUltimus: Metricfurlong, yeah, but that one is
🔗 15:10 Anubis169:
🔗 15:10MetricFurlong: Candynuke: no, it's also 11 pm in Switzerland
🔗 15:11Zaghrog: or is it 12 am? I do not use the am and pm terms often
🔗 15:11 Briars_the_fox: 3:10pm in british columbia (yay for being in the same time zone as lrr)
🔗 15:11 BarcodeReader321: I hate it when twitch automatically presses the resubscribe ping button without asking if you wait too long.
🔗 15:11Leonhart321: I only work off of OASIS sTANDARD tIME THESE DAYS
🔗 15:11jechamt: you can say 0001
🔗 15:11 Thefrankreich92: Just gone 10pm here
🔗 15:11MetricFurlong: Zaghrog: 12 AM = Midnight; 12 PM = midday
🔗 15:11Arclight_Dynamo: Zaghrog: 00h00 is 12:00 am.
🔗 15:11Zaghrog: yeah thought as much, thanks
🔗 15:12Morgoth_bauglyr: 23:00 24h clock wins i guess
🔗 15:12Zeke229: i get paid on thursday, will there be any drafts, say on saturday?
🔗 15:12 BarcodeReader321: 5pm here
🔗 15:12Zaghrog: I do most of my LRR stream watching past midnight
🔗 15:12 LoadingReadyRun: are you *** KIDDING ME
🔗 15:12 Thefrankreich92: Ruh roh
🔗 15:12Zeke229: you ok LRR?
🔗 15:12SmilingWorlock: No we are serious
🔗 15:12 Nightvalien28: oh consoles
🔗 15:12 LoadingReadyRun: How many goddamn updates is this garbage going to install
🔗 15:12 QuarterNote_: we are very serious Alex
🔗 15:12MetricFurlong: !panic
🔗 15:12 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:12 Mowdownjoe: !tilt
🔗 15:12 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:12 QuarterNote_: Infinity updates
🔗 15:12SmilingWorlock: All the updates
🔗 15:12Zeke229: infinite tilt
🔗 15:12MetricFurlong: updating the updates
🔗 15:12 LoadingReadyRun: What burns me up is there's no *** LATER option
🔗 15:12Arclight_Dynamo: AM = ante meridian = "before the middle (of the day)" ; PM = post meridian = "after the middle (of the day)"
🔗 15:12 Fracaswell: Despite its name, the Playstation 3 is not a playform for games. Roughly 80% of its life is spent downloading and installing updates, with the remaining 20% spent loading the Playstation Store ^_^
🔗 15:13 NovusUltimus: Ah, updates, The scourge of the internet age
🔗 15:13 blip2004: well playstation usually does 1 update per month so how many months was it off?
🔗 15:13 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (13m ago)
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: I haven't even gotten to the god damn game yet
🔗 15:13 BarcodeReader321: we demand to be taken seriously. *applies clown nose*
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: assuming I can even get it
🔗 15:13Iammorthos: I was just curious, sorry alex
🔗 15:13Zaghrog: the ps3 can be wuite functional without an Internet connection though
🔗 15:13 adi_pie: Anubis169, normal sugars are denatured by saliva somewhat, don't know about artificial sweeteners. Salivary amylase and all that. Biochemistry was a long time ago.
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: the system updated
🔗 15:13 blip2004: also you shouldn't be forced to do an update unless signed into psn or the game forces it
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: then the store updated
🔗 15:13 Nightvalien28: I wish you good luck alex
🔗 15:13Zeke229: what game?
🔗 15:13Iammorthos: Don't mean to rush the mighty steacy
🔗 15:13Arclight_Dynamo:
It's cool Alex; we can wait. Don't feel rushed.
🔗 15:13 Thefrankreich92: Welp, gives me time to grab a coffee on the bright side
🔗 15:13MetricFurlong: Zeke229: secret surprise
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: Sony can chow on my brown
🔗 15:14 Aracuda: the store needs to update, in case you want to buy more games instead of play the ones you already have
🔗 15:14Zeke229: thought for a sec it would be Bloodborne
🔗 15:14SmilingWorlock: The Playstation, best know for its "updating" game series
🔗 15:14Zeke229: but that is on the 24th
🔗 15:14 blip2004: !neptune
🔗 15:14 LRRbot: Snooty Patootie
🔗 15:14 leebenningfield: I had the same experience when I turned on my PS3 last week
🔗 15:14MetricFurlong: Leonhart321, sub only command
🔗 15:14 Anubis169: is it the same on the ps4?
🔗 15:14 JinaMahavira: !sir
🔗 15:14 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
🔗 15:14Zeke229: BLOODBORNE IS NEXT TUESDAY
🔗 15:14 adi_pie:
Or 25th if you're part of the lowly European filth... like me.
🔗 15:14 Anubis169: bloodborne HYPE
🔗 15:14Arclight_Dynamo makes a loud "MEH" sound and shrugs.
🔗 15:15MetricFurlong: or 'effectively never' if you don't own a machine it runs on
🔗 15:15Leonhart321: Ah yeah, I forgot. It's literally been forever since I've managed to catch a Twitch stream, US time zones and all
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: i will possibly be buying a ps4 just for that game
🔗 15:15TheSpelunker01: This reminds me to turn on my PS4 at some point before Bloodborne comes out next week
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: and i will die
🔗 15:15 Thefrankreich92: The most up to date console I have is a ps1. That'll run it, right?
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: and enjoy it
🔗 15:15 BarcodeReader321: and plus, alex said he'd play bloodborne off stream for a while before letting the chat watch.
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: Thefrankreich92: strap 4 of them together
🔗 15:15 Thefrankreich92: That was always the plan
🔗 15:15 NovusUltimus: I've got my PS3 set up to download updates automatically. But I still need to turn it on properly to install those updates, which is annoying.
🔗 15:15SmilingWorlock: I just got Far Cry 3. Sooo, I think Bloodborne is well in the future. ^^
🔗 15:15Zaghrog: Adam might be the one to bring Bloodborne to LRR stream
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: questionably may be there for Adam's stream
🔗 15:16 blip2004: so I have just under 2 weeks left in a job that I have come to hate. how do I tell them I'm taking next week off to play bloodborne (and also give myself some time off before my other job starts again
🔗 15:16 wildpeaks: yes he said he'll play it, not this saturday but next saturday
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: oh crap :S
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: actually wait no, i won't be here on the 27th
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: 27th/28th/29th
🔗 15:16Valkyrie_Lemons: I've got Final Fantasy Type-0 HD to get through before Bloodborne
🔗 15:16 HatsWearCats: !next
🔗 15:16 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (16m ago)
🔗 15:16 wildpeaks:
he's even waiting for the stream to play it, I'm sure it will be hard for him
🔗 15:16 Lord_Hosk: I hear alex was going to play a game today
🔗 15:16 QuarterNote_: as long as we dont have the bloodborne singularity like we did with darksouls
🔗 15:16 wildpeaks: (hard to wait I mean)
🔗 15:16MetricFurlong: Lord_Hosk: technical difficulties
🔗 15:17IndigoVitare: stream obviously has a 20 minute delay
🔗 15:17 adi_pie: Valkyrie_Lemons, yeah, I'm mulling which to get.
🔗 15:17 wildpeaks:
good thing it's not this saturday though, I'll have to miss the last Spheda because travelign
🔗 15:17Zeke229: games, bah
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: well Alex said he wanted to enjoy it solo, so he prolly won't be playing onstream
🔗 15:17MetricFurlong: of the 'PS3's neverending uptdates' variety
🔗 15:17 Thefrankreich92: Word to the wise (ie: not me). Don't put your paintbrush waterpot next to your coffee.
🔗 15:17Zeke229: who needs games when you have updates
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: ok chat, i'd like to make a request
🔗 15:173 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: when bloodborne comes out
🔗 15:17 QuarterNote_:
request denied
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: and Adam plays it
🔗 15:17 BarcodeReader321: I need to relearn how to play dark souls, rung one of the bells, then went back to the asylum, got my butt handed to me by the big ugly demon in the pit.
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: no backseat gaming
🔗 15:17MetricFurlong: Chat will listen, but not necessarily comply
🔗 15:17 adi_pie: Might go for Type-0 just because I quite liked the PSp version but could never get any of the story bits, it being in Japanese and all that.
🔗 15:17Valkyrie_Lemons: Adi_pie, well if I manage to get a headset, you might be able to watch a certain someone play Type 0, so you can have a more informed decision. : 3
🔗 15:17 QuarterNote_: Anubis169,
🔗 15:17 QuarterNote_: lol
🔗 15:18 I_Am_Clockwork: Signal?
🔗 15:18 Juliamon: Incoming?
🔗 15:18SmilingWorlock: what is backseat gaming?
🔗 15:18Arclight_Dynamo:
Anubis169: With respect... I don't think that's possible.
🔗 15:18 LegionofLashes: picnic?
🔗 15:18 I_Am_Clockwork: Signal!
🔗 15:18 Anubis169: Alex: no signal
🔗 15:18 LoadingReadyRun: @Smilingworlock, "Do this! Don't do that! You're doing it wrong! Why are you so bad at this game"
🔗 15:18 MTG_Jake: i have signal
🔗 15:18 QuarterNote_: signal misfired
🔗 15:18 I_Am_Clockwork: ER wait no
🔗 15:18 QuarterNote_: now signal get
🔗 15:18 Zipa8: derp turbines online
🔗 15:18 Herbert_Erpaderp: Wharrgarbl!
🔗 15:18 Thefrankreich92: We have lift off!
🔗 15:18 wildpeaks: Also "go the other way, you just passed it"
🔗 15:18 Anubis169: ahh there we go
🔗 15:19lightningbolt234: signal prease
🔗 15:19Hammith: We've got movie sign!
🔗 15:19Zeke229: wait, i still have 2 mins in my DS9 episode !
🔗 15:19Zeke229:
🔗 15:19 Anubis169: the transcoder for lower qualities took a while to keck in
🔗 15:19Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly... I think the backseat gaming isn't so much chat regulars as randos who come in for that particular game stream. Hard to keep a lid on them.
🔗 15:19Vulcnor: Least the Derp-bines are coming to speed.
🔗 15:19SmilingWorlock: @Loadingreadyrun: Ok, thanks!
🔗 15:19 QuarterNote_: and Anubis169if we didnt backseat game adam he would think we didnt love him anymore
🔗 15:19daneislazy: Anubis169 generally I dont think it's the normal Lrr fans that are really bad for backseating, unless there is a speedbump, it's mostly 'new' people joining and thinking they are helping. I might just be overly optimistic though
🔗 15:19Samph1re: or even "Here's a tip: The strongest weapon in the game is a secret - but you can find it right there"
🔗 15:19 adi_pie: Valkyrie_lemons, I'd probably watch that, even if I did get Type-0, I like seeing how other people paly games.
🔗 15:19 Anubis169: hihi Alex
🔗 15:19Arclight_Dynamo: Hello, Alex!
🔗 15:19Sektor88: HAI AREX
🔗 15:19Hammith: Noisy times!
🔗 15:19IndigoVitare: the splash screen speaks
🔗 15:19SmilingWorlock: hello
🔗 15:19 wildpeaks:
Alex is now playing ASMR
🔗 15:19MetricFurlong: hello Alex's voice
🔗 15:19 Vladislav_Vladislife: Langis!
🔗 15:19 Itazu: we can hear you
🔗 15:19 LRRFenrir: Hiiiiii Sempai.
🔗 15:19 JinaMahavira: Herro
🔗 15:19 mtvcdm: We have sound,
🔗 15:19Thisbymaster: spooby
🔗 15:19Erictheorange: Alex play games better'
🔗 15:19Driosenth: oh hia Alex
🔗 15:19Leonhart321: Hello
🔗 15:19 adi_pie: Hi, Alex.
🔗 15:19Vulcnor: Audio check, clear. Next test.
🔗 15:19elah806 subscribed for 15 months in a row!
🔗 15:20 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, elah806! (Today's storm count: 6)
🔗 15:20daneislazy: Hail! Alex!
🔗 15:20 Thefrankreich92: Evening Alex
🔗 15:20 CaptainEnder7: !advice
🔗 15:20 LRRbot: Don't call Santa "gentle guy".
🔗 15:20 King__of__Spades: Bear?
🔗 15:20Cynical_Prophet: Hellos Chat and Alex
🔗 15:20 Anubis169:
you're deaf in one ear?
🔗 15:20 NovusUltimus: I can hear an Alex
🔗 15:20 Nightvalien28: hello alex
🔗 15:20Zeke229: audio is fine
🔗 15:20hitash32: cant see *** cap'n
🔗 15:20 cheetoJack: yes Alex, we can in fact hear you
🔗 15:20 LRRbot: I need a different adult!
🔗 15:20 EldraziOutlaw: Wait
🔗 15:20SmilingWorlock: Talk to me, mighty splashscreen
🔗 15:20lightningbolt234: cant see or hear see
🔗 15:20Zeke229: some sorta ASMR Podcast
🔗 15:20 EldraziOutlaw: Alex you are deaf in one ear?
🔗 15:20 Anubis169: heeeey
🔗 15:20IndigoVitare: wh-what thing was just done...?
🔗 15:20 Elah806: HAY YOU GUUUUUYS
🔗 15:20 lsuaksauke: derrrrp
🔗 15:20Arclight_Dynamo feels like he's missing out because he can't ASMR.
🔗 15:20 Itazu:
HEEEEY Alex
🔗 15:20Zaghrog: Main Screen Turn On!
🔗 15:20 wildpeaks:
he lives
🔗 15:20 TEHbigIVAN:
🔗 15:20Samph1re: The ~very worst~ is when people play MMOs and people try to "help" by sending the streamer overlevelled gear in the mail.
🔗 15:20 Nightvalien28: new intro new intro new intro
🔗 15:20 lsuaksauke: deeeerp
🔗 15:20lightningbolt234: aaaaaayyyyy
🔗 15:20 King__of__Spades: Bear? Bear!
🔗 15:20 MehallD: Hai Alex!
🔗 15:20 NovusUltimus: Now I can see an Alex as well!
🔗 15:20 Vladislav_Vladislife: Arclight__Dynamo, neither can I
🔗 15:20 Havok4: Greetings People of Earth!
🔗 15:20Erictheorange: How come it says "Loadingreadyrun on Loadingreadyrun" above the screen
🔗 15:20 Nightvalien28: love it
🔗 15:20Zeke229: BAHAHAHAHA
🔗 15:20 wildpeaks:
That works
🔗 15:20Vulcnor: Ohh, I've got a butt.
🔗 15:20 Anubis169: yaaaaaay
🔗 15:20 EldraziOutlaw: XD
🔗 15:20 QuarterNote_: 8.9/10
🔗 15:20lightningbolt234: racist
🔗 15:20 Mr_Horrible: *claps*
🔗 15:20 Anubis169: hahaha
🔗 15:20 LegionofLashes: ugh adds
🔗 15:20 Thefrankreich92: Seems fine to me.
🔗 15:20 Nirvana___: So much skeletal racism
🔗 15:20 HatsWearCats:
🔗 15:20Sektor88: I liked the original opening better, but okie
🔗 15:20Myrdin90: What you playing?
🔗 15:20 Herbert_Erpaderp: Hi Arex!
🔗 15:20 Nirvana___: Also, hey Alex!
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo:
I'm a Skeleton, Alex...
🔗 15:21 DoktorLoy: \o/ skeletons!
🔗 15:21 King__of__Spades: I am David Shaped
🔗 15:21Zaghrog: love the skeleton racism!
🔗 15:21Erictheorange: lrrSKELETON
🔗 15:21 Zipa8: 10/10 would listen to skeleton racism again
🔗 15:21Cavalrywolfpack: We can see the Might Warlock Known As Alex!
🔗 15:21 Elah806: 10/10/10
🔗 15:21 Itazu: what if i'm a skeletonkin?
🔗 15:21 Fuzzyfozzy:
🔗 15:21DirtyFrisbee: Skeletons unite!
🔗 15:21Dericwadleigh: Oh damn it. I HAVE A SKELETON INSIDE ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO ALEX?!
🔗 15:21CoyoteSans: but alex... we're ALL skeletons... on the inside....
🔗 15:21 LRRFenrir: *snerk* I dig it.
🔗 15:21 Aarek:
SKELETONS can get 'd
🔗 15:21Valkyrie_Lemons:
What about us Lemons? We're not people! (Seriously, though nice intro! : 3)
🔗 15:21 Aracuda: Alex doesnt love me...
🔗 15:21 SoSo_Tsundere: aw shucks, I gotta go then I guess
🔗 15:21 Falcon_Talos: Bonus James?
🔗 15:21 RobertMerlow: but... I subbed... I'm a skeleton...
🔗 15:21 QuarterNote_: !highlight racism
🔗 15:21 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 15:21 TheArchitectUnstructured: Well, I'll just be showing myself out then. Good day sir!
🔗 15:21 Havok4: Surprise James.
🔗 15:21PresidentLulu: IDDQDERP featuring guest star Yahtzee
🔗 15:21 mtvcdm: Your intro is the ad for Undateable on NBC?
🔗 15:21 NakedCrab: We don
🔗 15:21Cantwearcats: I object to this bigotry!
🔗 15:21SmilingWorlock: Im half skeleton, other half meat bag
🔗 15:21 lsuaksauke: alex more ENERGY
🔗 15:21Myrdin90: Whatcha playin?
🔗 15:21Thoth7 mopes away as a sad, oppressed skeleton
🔗 15:21 MTG_Jake: erictheorange channel on stream team
🔗 15:21 Nightvalien28: Coyotesans, that is *** I am full flesh meat man
🔗 15:21 Aracuda: nah, just foolin. im no skeleton
🔗 15:21Cantwearcats: Good day sir.
🔗 15:21SmilingWorlock: third half ghost
🔗 15:21 Nirvana___: and hi chat!
🔗 15:21Stealth724: what's IDDQDerp
🔗 15:21Zeke229: CASTLEVANIA
🔗 15:21 Havok4: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔗 15:21 Mr_Horrible: ooooo
🔗 15:21 Thefrankreich92: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
🔗 15:21Leonhart321: Well Plaid James
🔗 15:21MetricFurlong: Castle-VANIA
🔗 15:21 blip2004: now you need to install it lol
🔗 15:21DirtyFrisbee: ooooh sotn
🔗 15:21 Mr_Horrible: saucy!
🔗 15:21 Vladislav_Vladislife: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IM JUST SO HAPPY!
🔗 15:21Hammith: Wait, I'm not a skeleton, but I AM a necromancer. How does that stand on me being here?
🔗 15:21 wildpeaks: Whale Plaid indeed
🔗 15:21TheWooglie: Are you logged in as Graham?
🔗 15:21 Elah806: OK, chat, and Alex, fair warning, I'm going to click this "share" button again to try and make it go away
🔗 15:21Erictheorange: AWWW YEAH BOY SotN acton
🔗 15:21Driosenth: Be warned alex, the skeletons outnumber their fleshy meatsuits.
🔗 15:21lightningbolt234: niiiiiccccceeee
🔗 15:21 Thepov42: Seems like a good time to be a skeleton racist
🔗 15:21Vulcnor: Big Smiles here for the good old StoN.
🔗 15:21 NovusUltimus: Castlevania is great
🔗 15:21 tailed_teller_of_tales: !uptime
🔗 15:21 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:11
🔗 15:21Djshire: I love this game! I even have an Alucard cosplay
🔗 15:21 Fuzzyfozzy: Huzzah!! One of my personal faves.
🔗 15:21 lsuaksauke: james!
🔗 15:21 Elah806: OK, it went away, there we go
🔗 15:21 Havok4: Hammith just stick to zombies and you are fine.
🔗 15:21elah806 subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 15:21 Lord_Hosk: oh boy another castlevania jumping and throwing weapons game
🔗 15:21 King__of__Spades: Dear Doctor LRR will anyone stream Dragonball Xenoverse for kicks?
🔗 15:22Leonhart321: Symphony of the Night? Niiiice, we Alucarding or Richtering?
🔗 15:22 LionsEyeDiamond: Weird, I just reinstalled that on my vita yesterday
🔗 15:22DirtyFrisbee: We should get more metroid-vania games
🔗 15:22 MehallD:
🔗 15:22Zeke229: what is a man, but a miserable little pile of BUUUUUULSHIT
🔗 15:22 mtvcdm: What is a game? A miserable little pile of secrets!
🔗 15:22doomlimit: You are going to kill so many skeletons today
🔗 15:22 lsuaksauke: castlevania woooooot!
🔗 15:22 Nirvana___: Castlevania games are awesome. Im psyched
🔗 15:22 Omega_Lairon: OH man!! Excellent choice of game
🔗 15:22Erictheorange: @Lord_hosk I know right!? Soooooo much better than Star Control 2.
🔗 15:22 lsuaksauke: good choice
🔗 15:22angelofdust337: King__of__spades I think that would involve anyone in LRR actually liking DBZ, and to be honest well.....
🔗 15:22IndigoVitare: Metroidvania games...? Hmm I wonder if Cave Story's been played
🔗 15:22 Vladislav_Vladislife: SOTN is the BEST
🔗 15:22 Anubis169:
stream title not updating on my end
🔗 15:22 blip2004: yes the installer remains afterwards.
🔗 15:22 adi_pie: Just remember that the PS3 installs PS1 games but also keeps the install file in case you want to copy it to PSP or Vita. The installed game will be further down the list. LoadingReadyRun.
🔗 15:22 Nightvalien28: yeah lucky us this game is from a time before all this ***
🔗 15:22PresidentLulu: !hand
🔗 15:22SmilingWorlock: *hand up*
🔗 15:22Valkyrie_Lemons hands up
🔗 15:22 Itazu puts hands up
🔗 15:22 Juliamon raises hand
🔗 15:22StarFreak359 raises hand
🔗 15:22 JinaMahavira: *hand up*
🔗 15:22 Anubis169 hands his hands up
🔗 15:22 Nightvalien28: !hand
🔗 15:22 Elah806 puts his hand up
🔗 15:22 King__of__Spades: Skeletons Skeletons barely even human
🔗 15:22 Nirvana___ raises his hand
🔗 15:22 Thefrankreich92: Me!
🔗 15:22 Briars_the_fox: !hand
🔗 15:22 Marcanius: *raises*
🔗 15:23 Aracuda: *raises hand*
🔗 15:23Samph1re puts his hand up
🔗 15:23 Gallium71: *rases hand*
🔗 15:23 Bryligg: *hand up*
🔗 15:23 Mowdownjoe has played.
🔗 15:23Cynical_Prophet: hands up
🔗 15:23Cantwearcats: !hand
🔗 15:23squaredotcube: WOO
🔗 15:23Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: *raises hand*
🔗 15:23JohnLockeCole raises hand
🔗 15:23MetricFurlong raises hand
🔗 15:23Hammith: Hand very down
🔗 15:23 EldraziOutlaw puts his hand up
🔗 15:23Arclight_Dynamo: I've *watched* it played. That count?
🔗 15:23Myrdin90: Hands up
🔗 15:23 King__of__Spades: Me
🔗 15:23 BibitteNoire: !hand
🔗 15:23 cheetoJack raises hand
🔗 15:23 BarcodeReader321: *raises hand
🔗 15:23LimeJester: hands up
🔗 15:23Erictheorange: you are all LIARS
🔗 15:23VieVentar raises a hand.
🔗 15:23 lsuaksauke: *handsdown* I played it way too much XD
🔗 15:23 Meltalar: Hands up
🔗 15:23Mortarion_DPON: o/
🔗 15:23 adi_pie: Just so we avoid any confusion like with Graham.
🔗 15:23Zibanitu: No hands, but I know this game ti AWESOME!
🔗 15:23angelofdust337:
And its the original with the bad but hiliariously cheesing voice acting
🔗 15:23LimeJester: never played any castlevania
🔗 15:23Thisbymaster: i LOVE this game
🔗 15:23Leonhart321 raises hand, lowers head
🔗 15:23MetricFurlong: Erictheorange: shh
🔗 15:23 Fuzzyfozzy: My hands fell off they are so not up.
🔗 15:23 Thepov42 hands up
🔗 15:23Zaghrog: I have actually never played or probably even seen this game
🔗 15:23 NovusUltimus: There are WAY too many people raising their hadns. Shame on you!
🔗 15:23Hammith: Holy shitmonkeys. Didn't expect that many hands up.
🔗 15:23 TEHbigIVAN: its been a while since i played
🔗 15:23 Itazu: i have mostly played Aria of Sorrow. and the beginning parts of Dawn
🔗 15:23 Omega_Lairon: Sadly, I'm gonna drop out of a bit to concentrate on drafto, but I'll be back soon...
🔗 15:23Erictheorange: I hope this version has the original voices.
🔗 15:23lightningbolt234: music is the ***
🔗 15:23Valkyrie_Lemons: The Bees Knees!
🔗 15:23CoyoteSans: Alex's Book of IDDQDRP
🔗 15:23 lsuaksauke: the game is a classic
🔗 15:23 King__of__Spades: I tried once, got a bad rom, and had to reinstall windows
🔗 15:23Vulcnor: going for Crissaegrim farming? From the beast known as Schmoo?
🔗 15:23Erictheorange: The so bad it's good voice acting
🔗 15:23Sacrificialtoast: ps1
🔗 15:23Arclight_Dynamo: !help
🔗 15:23 Gallium71: The Wasps' nipples?
🔗 15:23 Vladislav_Vladislife: What is a man?
🔗 15:23angelofdust337: PS1 era
🔗 15:23Erictheorange: naw Alex PS1
🔗 15:23 TodayIamRee: It's distinctly odd that "the dog's bollocks" is a POSITIVE term
🔗 15:23lightningbolt234: ps1
🔗 15:23 LionsEyeDiamond: PS1
🔗 15:23squaredotcube: Playstation, it was released in 1997
🔗 15:24 Zipa8: oh that sound
🔗 15:24 Elah806: Aaaaaand Alexgasm
🔗 15:24Akaiatana: !advice
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Kill him, he drops a sweet Katana.
🔗 15:24 lsuaksauke: glorious
🔗 15:24StarFreak359: Thaaaaaat's PS1
🔗 15:24Hammith: Mmmmm, such startup
🔗 15:24 Nightvalien28: nostalgia hit critical
🔗 15:24 Trippzen: !game good
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:24angelofdust337: Hell its one of the few PS1 games that still actually looks good
🔗 15:24Zibanitu: And the Music. THE MUSIC!!!
🔗 15:24doomlimit: Man that chime gives me tingles still
🔗 15:24 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Currently playing: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
🔗 15:24 Lord_Hosk: its a good game, its just that the castlevania games all look very similar, and there is a whole genera of games that follow the Symphony model.
🔗 15:24fef8u: Is. This the super hard one?
🔗 15:24Zeke229: HYDROSTORM
🔗 15:24 TEHbigIVAN: I remember being super happy it wasn't a POS like the N64 castlevania
🔗 15:24 QuarterNote_: GAME LOUD
🔗 15:24MetricFurlong: so many memes
🔗 15:24 Nightvalien28: loud
🔗 15:24 Nirvana___: PS1 SO HARD!
🔗 15:24Sektor88: Also inb4 miserable pile of secrets
🔗 15:24Arclight_Dynamo: I reserve my nostalgiagasm for the Cyan Worlds intro sound.
🔗 15:24 NovusUltimus: Lrrbot, why is katana capitalized?
🔗 15:24Valkyrie_Lemons bowled over by the epic intro
🔗 15:24 King__of__Spades: WHAT IS AN ALEX?
🔗 15:24 lsuaksauke: inbefore alex dies one too many times
🔗 15:24Tacky_yellow: !game loud
🔗 15:24Zaghrog: !game loud
🔗 15:24Artirian_Legacy: OH BABY
🔗 15:24 Shirts_: game \very loud
🔗 15:24Thoth7: First time I ever played this, I got the Crissaegrim by complete chance without any farming.
🔗 15:24 QuarterNote_: Alex you are backwards
🔗 15:24angelofdust337: game's normal on my end
🔗 15:24Artirian_Legacy: LOVE THIS GAME
🔗 15:24 wildpeaks:
Evil Alex detected
🔗 15:24Zeke229: Game Loud
🔗 15:24TheWooglie: You're facing the wrong way
🔗 15:24Ranneko: ¤ by convenient!
🔗 15:24Hammith: !game good
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 15:24Zibanitu: !game good
🔗 15:24MetricFurlong is nothing but a miserable pile of secrets
🔗 15:24 QuarterNote_: Alex WAY TOO LOUD
🔗 15:24 Itazu: game is super loud
🔗 15:24Zaghrog: !game very loud
🔗 15:24 BibitteNoire: Mirror alex
🔗 15:24 Nightvalien28: flip yourself alex
🔗 15:25 Nirvana___: LoadingReadyRun: Can you mirror swap the direction you are facing?
🔗 15:25 Elah806: Ooooh, already liking the aesthetic
🔗 15:25Xavier0080: !game good
🔗 15:25 JinaMahavira: Alex, flip yourelf?
🔗 15:25 Anubis169: Loadingreadyrun: facing the wrong way + lower third reset on screen change
🔗 15:25Driosenth: I wonder how much that title card cost to render in 96-97.
🔗 15:25 Aracuda: !game loud, alex facing the wrong way
🔗 15:25 TEHbigIVAN: flip the alex
🔗 15:25Lord_ZYRK: *** DAMMIT Alex is starting SotN and I have to clean up dog piss
🔗 15:25 Verdego: wait, i need to lower my hand, this is the only one I have playe
🔗 15:25RForcin: Alex senpai, game is a bit loud
🔗 15:25brainstew: My ears needed a good blow
🔗 15:25 NovusUltimus: It is a bit loud there, Alex
🔗 15:25 LionsEyeDiamond: !Game Loud
🔗 15:25 Vladislav_Vladislife: This music yo.
🔗 15:25 Thefrankreich92: I feels super appropriate that I'm painting Vampire Counts whilst watching this.
🔗 15:25 lsuaksauke: call it DERP
🔗 15:25 Trippzen: !game good
🔗 15:25Ranneko: Keeping everything classy
🔗 15:25Samph1re: VAMPBUTT
🔗 15:25 XinHong: its funny because i remember playing the japanese version as a child and having NO IDEA what was going on
🔗 15:25MetricFurlong: Vampbutt it is
🔗 15:25angelofdust337: !game good
🔗 15:25Erictheorange: wait what is the used? you don't have a memory card? you should be able to have like 1000 SotN saves
🔗 15:25 BlackMageTribuS: Alex keepin it classy
🔗 15:25Lemdarel: Dear Dr Alex, does your interest in firearms extend into real life?
🔗 15:25 lsuaksauke: ok VAMPBUTT GOOD enough
🔗 15:25 Aarek: !game good
🔗 15:25Leonhart321: Alex, spoopier than Dracula
🔗 15:25 MDK_Marshal: Heeeeey everybody! Did I miss much?
🔗 15:25KelderanTV: Do love this game.
🔗 15:25 MehallD:
🔗 15:25 wildpeaks: nope, it just started
🔗 15:25 DwarfMage328: !game good
🔗 15:25MetricFurlong: Mdk_marshal: nope
🔗 15:25 RebelliousUno: Alright for what it's worth Ep Two of Tales from the Borderlands is EXCELLENT
🔗 15:25Erictheorange: hmmmm dem PS1 CG
🔗 15:25Coolbond: maybe change the subtitel at the bottom?
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 88% (7/8)
🔗 15:26 Nightvalien28: oh wow
🔗 15:26Vulcnor: Awww, no name mutators.
🔗 15:26 Anubis169: sweet jebus the stepping, i can walk on the diagonal edges!!
🔗 15:26yarrrgh: whoa paper alex
🔗 15:26 Gallium71: 90's CG'ed!
🔗 15:26 Anubis169:
🔗 15:26 Elah806: earth...quake....?
🔗 15:26angelofdust337: Erictheorange PS3 still organizes PS1 saves into memory cards that sort of emulate the function
🔗 15:26Xavier0080: The CG wasnt in the X360 version due to space concerns right?
🔗 15:26 MDK_Marshal: MetricFurlong Multi Bueno! I thought I was late!
🔗 15:26 Nirvana___: Look at all that mono-texture
🔗 15:26KelderanTV: !game good
🔗 15:26Zeke229: looks like the castle from Mario 64
🔗 15:26 lsuaksauke:
the chat is gone crazy
🔗 15:26Coolbond: !game bad
🔗 15:26Valkyrie_Lemons: Alex, you're over the overlay
🔗 15:26Leonhart321: Pretty sure this game doesn't have a Butt mode Alex
🔗 15:26 QuarterNote_: Game still a bit loud
🔗 15:26Cavalrywolfpack: Alex is anything from Dragons of Tarkir going into your highlander deck?
🔗 15:26RForcin: !game good
🔗 15:26Erictheorange: @Rebelliousuno Jimmy didn't seem to like it as much as the first
🔗 15:26Arclight_Dynamo: The game audio is still super loud.
🔗 15:26 RebelliousUno: Also don't suppse Unremitting is around and looking at chat
🔗 15:26 Zipa8: still better textures than dark souls 2
🔗 15:26 SkylerRingtail: Chat, I just bought and started playing I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream. What hell am I in for?
🔗 15:26 Briars_the_fox: game still loud
🔗 15:26 Meltalar: hey Alex, i'm 31.i never owned a console or a Handheld. i recently bought a ps4 and she is now attracting dust. so no, i did not play so know this game. console are not my World, bro
🔗 15:26Spluuga: hey, hey alex! go left :3
🔗 15:26 Elah806:
🔗 15:26 RebelliousUno: Erictheorange it's very excellent
🔗 15:26IndigoVitare: that is NOT architecturally sound
🔗 15:26 Nirvana___: OH GOD ALEX IS MISSING!
🔗 15:26MetricFurlong: Mdk_marshal: you were, but so was the stream on account of PSN updates, so it all balances out
🔗 15:26 BlackMageTribuS: don't die
🔗 15:26 BibitteNoire: Invisible alex
🔗 15:26 TEHbigIVAN: not last decade, the one before that
🔗 15:26 RebelliousUno: I lolled
🔗 15:26 NovusUltimus: !panic
🔗 15:26 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:26 wildpeaks: And now Alex is invisible: Vampire detected
🔗 15:26Erictheorange: @Angelofdust337 soooo what's the "used" then.
🔗 15:26angelofdust337: Skylerringtail Despair, *** tons of despair
🔗 15:26Hammith: Invisialex
🔗 15:26 lsuaksauke: ITS ON
🔗 15:26 NovusUltimus: He is gone
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Hold up, Brosephine!
🔗 15:26SmilingWorlock: Missing alex is spoopy.
🔗 15:26MetricFurlong: now: commence rocking out
🔗 15:26 Havok4: Oh no I am rocking out too hard.
🔗 15:26Erictheorange: awww yeah dat music so METAL
🔗 15:26 Gallium71: Metal.
🔗 15:26LimeJester: Ghost Alex!!!
🔗 15:26Cavalrywolfpack: Invisible Alex
🔗 15:26 wildpeaks:
🔗 15:26 MDK_Marshal:
MetricFurlong: Fortuitous timing then!
🔗 15:26 Anubis169:
Loadingreadyrun: cam layer wrong.. you're missing 
🔗 15:27 BibitteNoire:
alex
🔗 15:27StarFreak359: Uhhhhhhhhhh... Alex? Where';d you go?!?
🔗 15:27angelofdust337: Erictheorange it means memory from other games are occupying those spots
🔗 15:27doomlimit: Alex became a ghost in protest of skeletons
🔗 15:27Vulcnor: Best line incoming. Uhhh there is know Alex.
🔗 15:27ThatDangSkeleton: oh *** the rock is REAL
🔗 15:27 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 82% (9/11)
🔗 15:27 cheetoJack: Alex is just wearing that morph suit again obviously
🔗 15:27 Nirvana___: Alex please stop not being visible
🔗 15:27 QuarterNote_: Alex is a ghost. Game is still a bit loud
🔗 15:27 RebelliousUno:
Anubis169 he's a y Ghost
🔗 15:27Hammith: ALEX! You're insiviboo!
🔗 15:27 azninja888: Alex is spoopsmn
🔗 15:27Sektor88: the spoopiest alex
🔗 15:27 Nirvana___: Just listen to that soundtrack. S'good!
🔗 15:27eostby:
🔗 15:27StarFreak359: Yay! Arex is back ^_^
🔗 15:27 MDK_Marshal: So, I've just come from WingsOfDeath, who broke his cam, and was streaming as... just a chair. Then, Alex spoops out and vanishes?
🔗 15:27Vulcnor: Bloodlines I think.
🔗 15:27 MDK_Marshal: Night of the non-existent streamers!
🔗 15:27Artirian_Legacy: Castlevania music best music
🔗 15:27 lsuaksauke: whip um!
🔗 15:27angelofdust337: I think its Ronso of Blood that this is supposed to be
🔗 15:27 Anubis169:
this soundtrack! 
🔗 15:27 Aracuda: im glad alex reappeared. i havent been this scared since the Real Ghost Stories W+P
🔗 15:27DirtyFrisbee: Ugh the sound design so incred
🔗 15:28 Briars_the_fox: castlevania: sotn, sequel to A castlevania game. YOU DONT SAY?
🔗 15:28Erictheorange: sooo guys I gotta ask, what IS a man, really, when you get right down to it?
🔗 15:28 Fuzzyfozzy: Sir, sir, are you a magicmn?
🔗 15:28MetricFurlong: we haven't heard this much Guitar since Devil Survivor
🔗 15:28Cavalrywolfpack: Alex is anything from Dragons of Tarkir going into your Highlander?
🔗 15:28Valkyrie_Lemons: So Alex, when was the last time you played this game?
🔗 15:28 Anubis169:
and that whip animation
🔗 15:28 Nirvana___: Erictheorange: Skeleton butts
🔗 15:28 wildpeaks:
Richter will have head injuries if he keeps bumping in the ceilings
🔗 15:28Zeke229: so chat, what is your favorite "chill out and have fun" game, for me its FNV
🔗 15:28Samph1re: I've never been much of a fan of the "metal" aesthetic
🔗 15:28StarFreak359: "You can basically just fly." --Alex Steacy
🔗 15:28 QuarterNote_: Alex game is much louder than you
🔗 15:28Erictheorange: Naw the Alucard ones aren't as good
🔗 15:28 Lysander_Gustav: Hi!
🔗 15:28Dezufnocosem: widdly widdly widdly
🔗 15:28Djshire: I love the shield rod
🔗 15:28Erictheorange: Alex Turn up your volume
🔗 15:28 Vladislav_Vladislife: This is still my favorite video game. Full stop.
🔗 15:28 Nirvana___: Yay twirly whip!
🔗 15:28 lsuaksauke:
🔗 15:28 Nirvana___: SOLD!
🔗 15:28 lsuaksauke: love it
🔗 15:28MetricFurlong: Samph1re: then I don't think you're going to have a very great time
🔗 15:28 Lysander_Gustav: Which version of the game is this?
🔗 15:28 Thefrankreich92: Game volume is still a little loud. I mean, I love the music but we can barely hear you.
🔗 15:28 RebelliousUno: !game
🔗 15:28 LRRbot: Currently playing: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (rating 82%)
🔗 15:28Erictheorange: Game is fine but you are quiet
🔗 15:29Vulcnor: Best game diologue!
🔗 15:29PresidentLulu: Is there multi-track drifting
🔗 15:29Hammith: VOICE ACTINGU!
🔗 15:29angelofdust337: Jer did show SoTN at the end of a Ronso of Blood stream once, but it was one of the newer versions with the voice acting replaced
🔗 15:29 Briars_the_fox: Zeke229, currently thats N64 smash for me
🔗 15:29 Fracaswell: Richter playthrough of SOTN, you say? HNNNG
🔗 15:29Cavalrywolfpack: Alex, the Great Whip Man
🔗 15:29 BusTed: What is a man?
🔗 15:29Sektor88: miserable piles!
🔗 15:29 Fuzzyfozzy: Slide forever!!!
🔗 15:29Artirian_Legacy: !gamegood
🔗 15:29Erictheorange: YES YES YES YES YES
🔗 15:29 CandyNuke: acting
🔗 15:29 King__of__Spades: YES
🔗 15:29 Nirvana___: That is voice acting fitting of a Tommy Wiseau movie
🔗 15:29angelofdust337: No its the original
🔗 15:29Valkyrie_Lemons: HUUUUmans!
🔗 15:29 wildpeaks: hooman
🔗 15:29MetricFurlong: yes yes yes yes
🔗 15:29 Nightvalien28: hahahaaha
🔗 15:29 HatsWearCats: !GAME GOOOD
🔗 15:29 HatsWearCats: !game good
🔗 15:29 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 83% (10/12)
🔗 15:29Samph1re: MetricFurlong, horror-camp I can take
🔗 15:29Djshire: What is a man?
🔗 15:29 Itazu: actually laughing IRL
🔗 15:29Sektor88: ohgod pleas ehighlight the alex lipsynching
🔗 15:29Erictheorange: !game good
🔗 15:29 Zipa8: !game good
🔗 15:29SmilingWorlock: !game good
🔗 15:29Djshire: !game good
🔗 15:29 Nightvalien28: huuuumens
🔗 15:29Vulcnor: What is a man?!
🔗 15:29 Fuzzyfozzy: YESSSSsssssss
🔗 15:29 wildpeaks: !game good
🔗 15:29ThatDangSkeleton: !game MEME
🔗 15:29 Anubis169: What is a man!?
🔗 15:29 Yaaaaaawn: !game good
🔗 15:29 Fuzzyfozzy: !game good
🔗 15:29 Elah806: When did this turn into His Dark Materials?
🔗 15:29Sektor88: YES ALEX, YESSS
🔗 15:29 Thefrankreich92: Castlevania: Now featuring glorious hair
🔗 15:29 TEHbigIVAN: sweet Californian accents
🔗 15:29 malfunct: for some reason dracula sounds a bit like a voice Beej would do
🔗 15:29 King__of__Spades: YES
🔗 15:29 Aracuda: Dracula, you pronounced 'Humans' wrong. Its actually pronounced 'Hu-Nams'
🔗 15:29 MDK_Marshal: !meme good
🔗 15:29TonyLoneFight: Limp Synch for your life!
🔗 15:29LimeJester: Yes, Alex, Yeesssssssss
🔗 15:29Dezufnocosem: we gonna have a scrap at you
🔗 15:29 Fracaswell: !game good
🔗 15:29 Lysander_Gustav: Is this the Vita version?
🔗 15:29Erictheorange: Dracula don't need no wine glasses
🔗 15:29 Shirts_: !game good
🔗 15:29 Myrniss: !game good
🔗 15:29 NovusUltimus: !game good
🔗 15:29 QuarterNote_: So we are fighting Richard Dawkins
🔗 15:29 MDK_Marshal: So chat, what *IS* a man?
🔗 15:29Zeke229: This is true power
🔗 15:29 togashinaruta: wow, it's so 80's imported cartoon voice acting
🔗 15:29 King__of__Spades: that was amazing
🔗 15:30 Havok4: Punch him in the face!
🔗 15:30 Vladislav_Vladislife: eeeeeeeeeeee.... Alex you have NO idea how happy you've made me.
🔗 15:30Erictheorange: @Lysander_gustav this is the PSN version
🔗 15:30 SachielOne: Hit him in the face
🔗 15:30 TEHbigIVAN: PSN version
🔗 15:30 Lord_Hosk: Alex kills Dracula game over
🔗 15:30 Havok4: !game good
🔗 15:30Zaghrog: I only know this part from IWBTG
🔗 15:30Erictheorange: @Lysander_gustav played on a PS3
🔗 15:30Zeke229: man is a miserable little pile of bullshite
🔗 15:30 Aracuda: i think Jer proved very reliably that you CAN die to Dracula
🔗 15:30 LionsEyeDiamond: use the holy water
🔗 15:30ThatDangSkeleton: gotta get a blow to the head, just like Jojo's!
🔗 15:30Cavalrywolfpack: The chat isn't moving on screen
🔗 15:30Valkyrie_Lemons: So quick question Alex/Chat...how many Castlevania games do you START with fighting Dracula?
🔗 15:30 QuarterNote_: Alex you are a bit hard to hear
🔗 15:30CoyoteSans: hydrostorm! hydrostorm! hydrostorm!
🔗 15:30 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 92% (22/24)
🔗 15:30Zeke229: stream chat is dead
🔗 15:30Vulcnor: Coolest thing I thought was Alucard can do these exact spells.
🔗 15:30 SachielOne: !game good
🔗 15:30Dezufnocosem: just storm em out
🔗 15:30angelofdust337: !game good
🔗 15:30 Thepov42: Alex, you might want to adjust levels
🔗 15:30 Anubis169: A Ha Ha HA!
🔗 15:30 QuarterNote_: Is the chat frozen?
🔗 15:30OneirosGolem: Nah, show us the victory state
🔗 15:30 Gallium71: Hahaha?
🔗 15:30ThatDangSkeleton: !game MWAHAHA
🔗 15:30Zeke229: who else is thinking of a day in dracula's life?
🔗 15:30 HatsWearCats: I believe Jeremy beat this without taking a hit. Scurb.
🔗 15:30Arclight_Dynamo: Much better, thanks.
🔗 15:30MetricFurlong: daneislazy: no
🔗 15:31Erictheorange: Better
🔗 15:31Vulcnor: !game good
🔗 15:31Boiler_bot: Hello fellow chat peeps and Alex.
🔗 15:31 Aracuda:
i perhaps should have added the to show that i meant it as a joke
🔗 15:31Erictheorange: I think the line is "here's true power"
🔗 15:31 wildpeaks:
Chat appears frozen on screen indeed
🔗 15:31 QuarterNote_: Yeah on stream chat is frozen
🔗 15:31 Vladislav_Vladislife: This games soundtrack is amazing
🔗 15:31 Anubis169: these fireballs seem easier to jump than the original ones...
🔗 15:31Erictheorange: awww we all cold and frozen
🔗 15:31 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 92% (24/26)
🔗 15:31 lsuaksauke: deeerp
🔗 15:31 Vladislav_Vladislife: !game childhood
🔗 15:31MetricFurlong: and now everyone stop typing
🔗 15:31 wildpeaks:
Chat has died, we're all now
🔗 15:31Cavalrywolfpack: still frozen
🔗 15:31 QuarterNote_: summon Paul?
🔗 15:32 Thefrankreich92: Send alll the message!
🔗 15:32OneirosGolem: Good idea, Metricfurlong
🔗 15:32Zaghrog: !game good
🔗 15:32 Anubis169: bring in the real chat window and overlay?
🔗 15:32 King__of__Spades: James is like the kid from The Who song "Pinball Wizard" at Castlevania
🔗 15:32Erictheorange: @Vladislav_vladislife eh more teenage years for old farts like me
🔗 15:32 lsuaksauke: we were all tributed to dracula
🔗 15:32 TheMetalupis: !summon paul
🔗 15:32 Anubis169: testing
🔗 15:32 QuarterNote_: Test?
🔗 15:32 lsuaksauke: alex save us
🔗 15:32 Anubis169: can you see us
🔗 15:32MisserablePileOSecrets just subscribed!
🔗 15:32 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MisserablePileOSecrets! (Today's storm count: 7)
🔗 15:32StarFreak359: "I don't know how to dodge that one," he says and then immediately susses out how to dodge it. Alex Steacy =/= Bad at Video Games
🔗 15:32 MDK_Marshal:
🔗 15:32 MehallD:
🔗 15:32 Nightvalien28:
🔗 15:32 MDK_Marshal: frell.
🔗 15:32 RebelliousUno:
🔗 15:32CoyoteSans: Use spell: Summon Tech Monkey (Paul)
🔗 15:32 MDK_Marshal:
🔗 15:32Myrdin90: Wubalubadubdub
🔗 15:32 MDK_Marshal: WHY CANT I EMOTE T_T
🔗 15:32daneislazy: twitch pls, pls
🔗 15:32 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 93% (25/27)
🔗 15:32 Nirvana___: So many fireballs
🔗 15:32 NovusUltimus: Doesn't seem to be working
🔗 15:32 Nirvana___: !game good
🔗 15:32 Vladislav_Vladislife: Erictheorange Still part of childhood if you ask me
🔗 15:32ThatDangSkeleton: Keep Beating Up Dracula should be a LRRbot advice
🔗 15:32MetricFurlong: MDK_Marshal: I'm seeing them
🔗 15:32 King__of__Spades: THE BUS OF THE UNDEAD!?
🔗 15:32 Ba_Dum_Tish: !game good
🔗 15:32 QuarterNote_: MDK_Marshal, refresh your emotes are showing up on m9ine
🔗 15:32 Thefrankreich92: Better crush a 'Dew
🔗 15:32Cavalrywolfpack: Alex is anything from Dragons of Tarkir going into your Highlander deck?
🔗 15:33 Anubis169: not a death
🔗 15:33 wildpeaks:
you intended to do that
🔗 15:33 lsuaksauke: super saiyan
🔗 15:33 MDK_Marshal: MetricFurlong QuarterNote_ That's really odd. I just see the text for mine, but everybody else's are fine
🔗 15:33Zeke229: TURTLE, LION, DRAGON, EAGLE!
🔗 15:33Valkyrie_Lemons: Is there a special/alternate end if you don't use Maria at all?
🔗 15:33 Zipa8: oh hes a vampire lord
🔗 15:33MetricFurlong: MDK_Marshal: it was doing that to me earlier,
🔗 15:33 Thefrankreich92: Well, I didn't see that one coming
🔗 15:33OneirosGolem: Okay I'm still kinda impressed tbh
🔗 15:33IndigoVitare: are there any other kinds of vortexes?
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 93% (27/29)
🔗 15:33 MDK_Marshal: MetricFurlong Time to relog I guess
🔗 15:33Dezufnocosem: storm OP
🔗 15:33 lsuaksauke: games over
🔗 15:33Cantwearcats: Wow, short game.
🔗 15:33 lsuaksauke: gg everyone
🔗 15:33 Vladislav_Vladislife: !game good
🔗 15:33 Anubis169:
so ing cool!!
🔗 15:33Zeke229: end of game bye bye
🔗 15:33 Lord_Hosk: and now the game is over
🔗 15:33OneirosGolem: Wow, those layers
🔗 15:33 Nirvana___: Death by photograph
🔗 15:33 TheMetalupis: !game good
🔗 15:33KelderanTV: Speed run complete
🔗 15:33 wildpeaks:
and game done, short stream
🔗 15:33doomlimit: Fade out to polaroid
🔗 15:33 King__of__Spades: wow this really is the ending of Rondo of Blood
🔗 15:33Boiler_bot: Sepia photograph for no reason!
🔗 15:33Kanzeon: Prologue fight just determines what stats and items you start with as Alucard
🔗 15:33 Krlnkir: So it starts off slow is what you're saying
🔗 15:34SmilingWorlock: That was as short game
🔗 15:34Djshire: And that was the end of Rondo of Blood
🔗 15:34 Laserbeaks_Fury: Take a picture, it'll last longer
🔗 15:34 Ba_Dum_Tish: Love this game so much
🔗 15:34 Itazu: so dracula is weak to poloroids?
🔗 15:34IndigoVitare: SHAFT?!
🔗 15:34 Havok4: Count derpula.
🔗 15:34Cavalrywolfpack: chat ain't moving
🔗 15:34Cantwearcats: Shaft?
🔗 15:34 togashinaruta: So that's the end of IDDQDerp for today?
🔗 15:34Djshire: Can you dig it!?!?!
🔗 15:34 QuarterNote_: Shaft!
🔗 15:34 lsuaksauke: we finished the game
🔗 15:34ThatDangSkeleton: SHAFT?! How could he!
🔗 15:34Arclight_Dynamo: I suspect this game is not for me.
🔗 15:34 lsuaksauke: see the credits
🔗 15:34 King__of__Spades: I am the Dark Priest Called SHAFT
🔗 15:34Zeke229: rules of english: their our know rule
🔗 15:34 MehallD: Shaft? You're damn right!
🔗 15:34 Vladislav_Vladislife:
🔗 15:34 Fracaswell: Are we doing normal mode, or Richter mode?
🔗 15:34Leonhart321: I always preferred the Mondegreen of "What is a man? A miserable Ryan Secrest!"
🔗 15:34 Thefrankreich92: Good job, Dracula is dead. ggwp. That's definietly it
🔗 15:34angelofdust337: Fracaswell normal I think
🔗 15:34 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (29/31)
🔗 15:34 BarcodeReader321: the player?
🔗 15:34 BusTed: I hadn't heard that one. That's pretty good, Leonhart321.
🔗 15:34Kanzeon: Richter mode doesn't have the prologue @Fracaswell
🔗 15:34 HatsWearCats: !game complete
🔗 15:34Erictheorange: In general I prefer SNES 2D to PS1 3D but PS1 2D looks sweet. To bad most games opted for the jaggy polygons of early 3D
🔗 15:34OneirosGolem: It looked pretty close for a second there, but that was a clutch play with Maria
🔗 15:34 Anubis169: testing chat
🔗 15:34PresidentLulu: Time to go fight my dad
🔗 15:34daneislazy: So the man was really a manifest card?
🔗 15:34Samph1re: !game over
🔗 15:35 Vladislav_Vladislife: "Submerged his vampiric powers"
🔗 15:35 MDK_Marshal:
Emote test! 
🔗 15:35 QuarterNote_: looks like the HTML is borked again
🔗 15:35 Anubis169:
🔗 15:35 wildpeaks:
Happy Alex is happy
🔗 15:35 MDK_Marshal:
there, my emotes work for me again
🔗 15:35 Fracaswell: I see. It's been a while since I've played Richter.
🔗 15:35 Anubis169:
Loadingreadyrun: if the chat doesn't work, you can just open a popout window and put it in the right place on the overlay 
🔗 15:35Hammith: !game sodamngood.
🔗 15:35Zeke229: maybe cuz im a guy but F that
🔗 15:35 King__of__Spades: I would love a Castlevania style game starring Jefferson Twilight from Venture Bros.
🔗 15:35 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 15:35 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:06
🔗 15:35 Verdego: !game good
🔗 15:35 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (30/32)
🔗 15:35 WeedenProject:
Alex is having a happy
🔗 15:35 Vladislav_Vladislife: !paul
🔗 15:35 wildpeaks: Don't worry about the chat
🔗 15:35 Jwiley129: does this game make you feel like a kid again?
🔗 15:35 lsuaksauke: call tech support "paul"
🔗 15:35Hammith: Alex, it's beenh broken like this pretty often on streams.
🔗 15:35 QuarterNote_: Sometimes the chat just breaks
🔗 15:35 WampaX: Did Alex get best stats from Dracula fight?
🔗 15:36 Nirvana___:
(Chat, only help if you are sure you can help. No 'maybe this might do something' suggestions)
🔗 15:36 wildpeaks:
You "tech suppaul"
🔗 15:36Kanzeon: Nah, he died and Maria had to save him
🔗 15:36 Elah806:
It makes me happy to see you happy, Alex.
🔗 15:36 wildpeaks: *you mean
🔗 15:36Djshire: No, you're a dhampir
🔗 15:36OneirosGolem: Bye dogefrand
🔗 15:363DDotNikkiWolf:
Oh look, more Castlevania
🔗 15:36 blackwlf:
Beware the pire
🔗 15:36 BusTed: Bad doggy.
🔗 15:36 King__of__Spades: is this on PSN network for PS4?
🔗 15:36Leonhart321: Alucard is awake? So, we're getting a red trenchct, some sweet guns and a policegirl sidekick?
🔗 15:36 SketchyDetails: why not alucard helm?
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: praise J-sus
🔗 15:363DDotNikkiWolf: I just got back from taking care of puppies.
🔗 15:36 Havok4: Neutron Bomb?!?
🔗 15:36Hammith: I'm not a Pire!
🔗 15:36MetricFurlong: I do like how in Castlevania Alucard and Dracula are separate people
🔗 15:36 Couraster: the fudgeÉ `Neutron bomb`É
🔗 15:36 WampaX: Ah . . . no, he did not do well I see
🔗 15:36Kanzeon: Best outcome for Dracula fight is 0 damage, 41+ hearts collected, and 0 hearts left over after the fight
🔗 15:36Erictheorange: That J and their necklaces
🔗 15:36 QuarterNote_: I sure hope we dont suddenly have our powers taken away
🔗 15:36Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Spoilers: Alucard is Dracula spelt backwards
🔗 15:36Spluuga: because order of the dragon
🔗 15:36Kanzeon: I think if you die you start with a potion though
🔗 15:36Phrixscreoth: Uh did I see something that says that alucard has a NEUTRON BOMB IN HIS INVENTORY?!
🔗 15:36 Senstaku:
Was expecting Battlefield Hardline.
🔗 15:36Oohlgrist:
these sprites are sooo pretty
🔗 15:36 MDK_Marshal: Careful Alex, J will want that necklace back!
🔗 15:37Erictheorange: @Dont_skip_desert_bus_day lrrFRUMP
🔗 15:37Djshire: LOVE THIS ENTIRE DAMN SOUNDTRACK
🔗 15:37Hammith: Music on this game is SO DAMN GOOD.
🔗 15:37Kanzeon: Yeah, you get a Neutron Bomb to start if you collect 41 hearts or more in the prologue
🔗 15:37daneislazy: Leonhart321 don't forget the cannon, bitches love cannons
🔗 15:37SmilingWorlock: Oh, the soundtrack
🔗 15:37 Krlnkir: Okay but can you throw curry at people
🔗 15:37 Scarbble: in b4 alex hits richter skip
🔗 15:37Pariah164: Oooooh, SotN
🔗 15:37Samph1re: game is kinda drowning you out, Alex
🔗 15:37JohnLockeCole: oh man t
🔗 15:37Pariah164: Is this on PSN, does anyone know?
🔗 15:37JohnLockeCole: his music, so good
🔗 15:37MetricFurlong: Pariah164: it is
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: wall meat!
🔗 15:37JohneyS: This is on PSN.
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: oooohh crap
🔗 15:37 lsuaksauke: this and the original castlavnia are my favorites
🔗 15:37OneirosGolem: Wall turkey!
🔗 15:37Pariah164: Ooooooh. I am intrigued.
🔗 15:37 Laserbeaks_Fury: Walter Key?
🔗 15:37MetricFurlong: Pariah164: both for the consoles and the handhelds
🔗 15:37Artirian_Legacy: Best song, hands down
🔗 15:38 Nirvana___: "End"
🔗 15:38rhystic_study: Chat borked?
🔗 15:38 Nirvana___: You shall regret those words! Just not right now! For reasons!
🔗 15:38 HebrewicHandRubbing: I'm not racist, I've got plenty of mortal friends!
🔗 15:38 Vladislav_Vladislife: butts
🔗 15:38OneirosGolem: Awwww Samus Aran'd
🔗 15:38 BusTed: My stuuuufffff.
🔗 15:38Valkyrie_Lemons: Death is such a dink!
🔗 15:38Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah... I'm not feeling this game.
🔗 15:38 King__of__Spades: SWEET
🔗 15:38 Zipa8: he took your pants?
🔗 15:38daneislazy: Don't Samus Aran me bro!
🔗 15:38Xavier0080: "Stop it you" "No" "Well im taking your toys"
🔗 15:38 MDK_Marshal: !chat borked
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: we're AluKenshiro
🔗 15:383DDotNikkiWolf: I still remember the trick to get past Death and still keep your Alucard equipment.
🔗 15:38 lsuaksauke: alex D: how dare you lose one of the best equips ever
🔗 15:38 Itazu: !game good
🔗 15:38 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (31/33)
🔗 15:38Djshire: Alex, have you tried punching it?
🔗 15:38Kanzeon:
Not -nothing-, you still have your Neutron Bomb
🔗 15:38 Havok4: Welp time to beat this castle to death with our bare hands.
🔗 15:38 Fracaswell: Ooh, big cyberpunk sale on Steam this week
🔗 15:38TonyLoneFight: oooh wide screen!
🔗 15:38OneirosGolem: That was a pretty quick transition though, I'm impressed.
🔗 15:38 SachielOne: Nooooo! My powerups!
🔗 15:38JohneyS: Does Death count as a death?
🔗 15:38HolisticBilfred: ! game good
🔗 15:38 GhassanPL: !music effin fantastic
🔗 15:38Kanzeon: @3ddotnikkiwolf, there's a couple ways to do that trick
🔗 15:38 Laserbeaks_Fury: Metroidacted
🔗 15:39Morgoth_bauglyr: !neptune
🔗 15:39 LRRbot: Snooty Patootie
🔗 15:39Erictheorange: I still have my old black backed SotN disk
🔗 15:39Pariah164: I have only ever played Lament of Innocence, and I really enjoyed that.
🔗 15:39 Anubis169: NEUTRON BOMB!?
🔗 15:39 kais58: oh man, love this game, played thorugh it couple years back for first time
🔗 15:39 QuarterNote_: Alex you are taking such a suboptimal path here god
🔗 15:39 kais58: animation is so good
🔗 15:39Erictheorange: @Quarternote_ lrrFRUMP
🔗 15:39 Anubis169:
🔗 15:39 Aarek: terrible splits
🔗 15:39Kanzeon: This game is the "vania" half of "Metroidvania"
🔗 15:39 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (32/34)
🔗 15:393DDotNikkiWolf: @Pariah164 I've played and beaten that a couple of times. Pretty good game. My first M-rated game, actually.
🔗 15:39Sektor88: magic d20
🔗 15:39 ShadeofHades: Greetings Alex, Greetings, Chat
🔗 15:39 wildpeaks:
Alex, this is why all enemies explode when they die, they *all* have a neutron bomb
🔗 15:40IndigoVitare: the only games where you move around!
🔗 15:40Samph1re: Oh man, a menu boxes with a black->blue gradient. Why was that ever a thing?
🔗 15:40Xavier0080: Why is Mirrors Edge in Steams Cyberpunk sale?
🔗 15:40 Zaaland: oh my, I loved this game
🔗 15:40Erictheorange: That save BLEW MY MIND as a teenager
🔗 15:40 Elah806: What happens when they run out of well-known musical forms? Will we get Castlevania: Lieder of Agony, or Castlevania, Adagietto of Misery?
🔗 15:40Pariah164: I played it, but I never beat it. My PS2 is buried atm, and no, I don't have a PS3.
🔗 15:40 BlackMageTribuS: !game good
🔗 15:40 kais58: get your slide on bro
🔗 15:40Okipokute: who's zoe?
🔗 15:40 wildpeaks:
Music is really sweet
🔗 15:40Kanzeon: Cube of Zoe lets you get items from candles and lanterns and whatnot
🔗 15:40 The_true_Alestain:
Hullo People.
🔗 15:40 Scarbble: it makes things drop stuff
🔗 15:40Arclight_Dynamo: Xavier0080: Because it's cyberpunk.
🔗 15:40 Nightvalien28: Xavier0080, it is set in the future
🔗 15:40Pariah164: I am a fully handheld gamer nowadays
🔗 15:40Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey The_true_alestain, how are you?
🔗 15:40 Zaaland: which version is this?
🔗 15:40Artirian_Legacy: Now things happen when you do stuff
🔗 15:40 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (33/35)
🔗 15:40Xavier0080: Its not cyberpunk, but i guess for steam Future=Cyberpunk
🔗 15:40angelofdust337: Zaaland original PS1 version
🔗 15:40MetricFurlong: cunning design
🔗 15:41Arclight_Dynamo: Xavier0080: Sure it's cyberpunk. It's just not grungy like most cyberpunk.
🔗 15:41OneirosGolem: Unobtrusive ways to hide loading screens are so great
🔗 15:41 wildpeaks:
smeletons
🔗 15:41 Zipa8: skeletons are everywhere
🔗 15:41Pariah164: 10 bucks on PSN... but Knights in the Nightmare is on sale right now too. WAT DO.
🔗 15:41 Anubis169: Castlevania really confused me when i first played it, 'cause it was one of the few games where hearts didn't mean health
🔗 15:41 lsuaksauke: inbefore alex dies in the first dungeon
🔗 15:41 Verdego: Skeletons? GET OUT!
🔗 15:41MetricFurlong: Skeleton has no flesh to impale
🔗 15:41Cantwearcats: Spikes no, but stabbing them works?
🔗 15:41 AgentMagicMaster: AlexGasm everywhere.
🔗 15:41Erictheorange: @Xavier0080 what do you mean, it's in the future with CYBERnetics, and faith looks like a PUNK.
🔗 15:41 The_true_Alestain: Hopeful, Valkyrie_Lemons, I have a possible frist jobinterview tommorow. How are you?
🔗 15:41 BarcodeReader321: well, urban future, which is more cyberpunk than just straight space opera
🔗 15:41 Navarran: Good evening everyone!
🔗 15:413DDotNikkiWolf: Well, I still have a demo of FF15 to play. I haven't got to touch anything today. I'll be back soon. DON'T DIE, ALEX!
🔗 15:41Kanzeon: One of the most fascinating aspects of this game is how many pieces of equipment there are, and how so many of them have their own unique gimmicks
🔗 15:41Artirian_Legacy: I mean, it worked in ToLB
🔗 15:41angelofdust337:
Is this game where Alex's skeleton racism originated?
🔗 15:41Phrixscreoth: Wait Death stole all his items but left Alucard with his NEUTRON BOMB?
🔗 15:41FeirunSandpaw: Holy *** Alucard is Dracula backwards
🔗 15:41Danielleai: A man = kind and honest, respecting the female gender and embraces his fem side without feeling threatened by it
🔗 15:41OneirosGolem: Can you set it to a boat?
🔗 15:41 lsuaksauke: my money is on alex dying!
🔗 15:42 Laserbeaks_Fury: I love that when you reverse direction, Alucard doesn't instantly spin, but sorta floats backwards as he turns
🔗 15:42 Zaaland: NOoooooo, I'm gonna have the intense compulsion to replay this now
🔗 15:42Valkyrie_Lemons: The_true_alestain, oh wow! Good luck tomorrow then! : )
🔗 15:42Erictheorange: Orange do orange
🔗 15:42dialMforMara: hello
🔗 15:42Djshire: Yep! I tended to go all black
🔗 15:42 Zaaland: I'm so far behind already on my backlog
🔗 15:42Cantwearcats: I demand retina searing turquoise!
🔗 15:42IndigoVitare: Feirunsandpaw Spoilers!
🔗 15:42 Nirvana___: Black is the new Black
🔗 15:42v_nome: I do believe I was just Junded right out.
🔗 15:42Xavier0080: Dystopian future isnt cyberpunk =/
🔗 15:42Boiler_bot: Black. LIKE ALUCARDS SOUL
🔗 15:42Kanzeon: This game's inventory is incredible
🔗 15:42Pariah164: Same, Zaaland. SO MUCH BACKLOG
🔗 15:42Ranneko: Zaaland: Yeah last week I ended up playing more Rogue Legacy while watching Alex play it
🔗 15:42 MDK_Marshal:
Oh man, they even make the same noise as a Dry Bones from Mario World
🔗 15:42 The_true_Alestain:
Thanks, Valkyrie_Lemons.
🔗 15:42 Mardonious: Alex you still racist towards skeletons?
🔗 15:42 Anubis169:
it is
🔗 15:42 SketchyDetails: isn't that the dry bones sound from super mario on the SNES?
🔗 15:42Lord_ZYRK: Alex, I don't know if it's been brought up yet, but how familiar are you with secrets in this game and do you mind them being pointed out?
🔗 15:42Leonhart321: The giant D20 of saving
🔗 15:43Okipokute: these skeletons sound like mario drybones
🔗 15:43JohneyS: Are we gonna do the upsidedown castle?
🔗 15:43 Thefrankreich92: I really like the save animation
🔗 15:43 Nirvana___: Alex just got skele-WRECKED!
🔗 15:43Kanzeon: You can also throw the stopwatch subweapon when the skeleton is standing on the switch, and the elevator carries you up
🔗 15:43Valkyrie_Lemons: Alex, How similar is this game's enmies to the other Castlevania game you played recently (I can't remeber the name)
🔗 15:43 Papperslappen: dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
🔗 15:43 lsuaksauke: hes gonna die XD
🔗 15:43Kanzeon: Which is kind of a unique method
🔗 15:43 Zaaland: I always though it was cool you could preform the spells without buying them if you remembered them
🔗 15:43PoorlyHung: one of best games ever made imo
🔗 15:43Erictheorange: man Alucard just EXPLODES with blood when he gets hit
🔗 15:44 Zaaland: *perform
🔗 15:44Cavalrywolfpack: Alex is anything from Dragons of Tarkir going into your Highlander decks?
🔗 15:44RotatingCat: 1uptime
🔗 15:44Kanzeon: Only when he hits a cutting attack
🔗 15:44RotatingCat: !uptime
🔗 15:44 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:33
🔗 15:44Leonhart321: Second game in a row where levelling up has a bright light effect
🔗 15:44 Anubis169: Dark Souls has a bit in common with this game
🔗 15:44 kais58: you can do the spells from the beginning right?
🔗 15:44Pariah164: Dammit I want to get this, but I NEED to buy KitK because the PSP version of that game that I have is broken. The disc does not read.
🔗 15:44Lord_ZYRK: kais58, as long as you have the MP and know the combos
🔗 15:44Oohlgrist: dark souls is pretty much a metroid vania in 3d
🔗 15:44Kanzeon: This game is pretty Dark Souls-ish in the sense that it encourages you to study enemy attacks and manage your inventory
🔗 15:44angelofdust337: Honestly Dark Souls's Design philosophy is very similar to Castlevania's, particularly the early ones
🔗 15:44Namboto: Instant speed discard
🔗 15:44Boiler_bot: Anubis169 I would argue Dark Souls IS the real 3D Castlevania.
🔗 15:44Cavalrywolfpack: what about Damnation Pact?
🔗 15:44 Zipa8: well this game does have better textures than dark souls 2
🔗 15:44Kanzeon: Especially if you've never played the game before
🔗 15:44Sacrificialtoast: This game has somethign in common with King's Field I think is what you mean.
🔗 15:45Unknowngamer88: Zurgo seems to have a place in mono red highlander, too
🔗 15:45 Vladislav_Vladislife: Zipa8, shots fired
🔗 15:45Zeke229: why is everything laced with explosives?
🔗 15:45hitash32: hey man when you gotta poop fire, you gotta poop fire
🔗 15:45 Navarran: Do people enjoy telling you how to play this game like they do in Dark Souls though?
🔗 15:45Hammith: I want a Clone Legion for my EDH "steal/copy your stuff deck"
🔗 15:45dragoon3zero: PS Classic
🔗 15:45MetricFurlong: Zeke229, because Castlevania
🔗 15:45Kanzeon: There's only maybe like 2 enemies in the game that don't involve fire in their death animation
🔗 15:45 rf232: michael bat
🔗 15:45Danielleai: dammit the place with all the good chocolate closes early here
🔗 15:45Leonhart321: I always wondered, why is the currency of a European country in this game dollars?
🔗 15:45 Zaaland: left right up down attack was the easiest I think
🔗 15:45 BarcodeReader321: dark souls is the castlevania formula but "let's make it more unfair and requiring more lazer focused precision."
🔗 15:45Wodar9: half circle fireball?
🔗 15:45Okipokute: can dracula suplex a skeleton
🔗 15:45angelofdust337: I would go as far as saying that the Dark Souls feels more like Castlevania games than any of the actual 3D Castlevania games
🔗 15:45Cavalrywolfpack: Damnation Pact is the one that target player draws X cards and loses X life?
🔗 15:45JohneyS: How much longer is Dark Souls going to remain the point of reference for every other game? It has had a pretty long run.
🔗 15:45Danielleai: what food does same as chocolate?
🔗 15:45PoorlyHung: even the music in this game is amazing
🔗 15:46 Zaaland: Wodar9, I think you had to left right before the half circle for firaball
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: shatter and drain
🔗 15:46JohnLockeCole: Sooooo this IS a konami game... what does the konami code do in this game?
🔗 15:46 BarcodeReader321: agreed, angelofdust
🔗 15:46Namboto: Grixis waste not could be a thing
🔗 15:46 Anubis169:
🔗 15:46Lord_ZYRK: Some weapons also have special combos
🔗 15:46Kanzeon: Konami code doesn't do anything, afaik
🔗 15:46RotatingCat: bottom left wall breaks too
🔗 15:46 CantWearHats: konami code makes you feel disappointed
🔗 15:46Pariah164: Dammit Fiscal Irresponsibility fairy, I cannot buy both. I only HAVE about $10 to spend
🔗 15:46 kais58: always check for secret rooms in secret rooms
🔗 15:46 BarcodeReader321: my buddy just made a grixis waste not dexk
🔗 15:47Lord_ZYRK: That orb also leaks green goo down on the floor, but the character sprite was covering it. Lots of neat little touches like that.
🔗 15:47angelofdust337: I wish more games went with SoTN's philosophy, which is instead of trying to emulate the cutting edge graphics and design, instead stick to old school but take it to another level with the new tech
🔗 15:47Unknowngamer88: holla holla get $
🔗 15:47 Zipa8: big bag of acid
🔗 15:47 CantWearHats: *tink*
🔗 15:47Hammith: I really hate the 'fighting game stick position' notation. Down to Forward is so much easier.
🔗 15:47 Anubis169: *Tink*
🔗 15:47 Zaaland:
the : run was my favorite part of this game
🔗 15:47Pariah164: ;_; I should just not buy anything
🔗 15:47 CantWearHats: attention to detail!
🔗 15:48Kanzeon: The daggers bounce off heavily armored enemies too
🔗 15:48Kanzeon: which is a neat touch
🔗 15:48 Zaaland: low stats but high item drop rate
🔗 15:48 Vladislav_Vladislife: push other way onto spikes
🔗 15:48Spluuga: 646412346p+k
🔗 15:48 King__of__Spades: this is on PSN but I don't think it's for PS4 yet....which is butts
🔗 15:48Unremitting: Dear Dr Alex : How are you doing with Tiny Leaders?
🔗 15:48 CantWearHats:
🔗 15:48Mtgcommanderbot: Round 2 has started! LRRMtG is currently playing risquebenjamin16: Composite 1630 Constructed 1600 Limited 1661
🔗 15:48SalmirAeon: why do the knight sin this zone look like teenage mutant ninja turtles?
🔗 15:48Boiler_bot: Hammith What is "Down to Forward?"
🔗 15:48 kais58: wait until you get to the medusa heads, so much fun
🔗 15:48Arclight_Dynamo: !advice
🔗 15:48 LRRbot: Hit them in the crack!
🔗 15:48doomlimit: Stabbed his shins, causing his neck to release a gout of fire.
🔗 15:48Lord_ZYRK: Summon Spirit (5 MP) - < > ^ v + O or []Hellfire (10 MP) - ^ v v/> > + O or []
🔗 15:49Leonhart321: You're right, we don't NEED to
🔗 15:49Spluuga: go left? :3
🔗 15:49Lord_ZYRK: The spells you can do now, I think
🔗 15:49 Zaaland: I hear if you kill the Librarian he drops a sweet Katanna
🔗 15:49 Eldrin13: hello chat
🔗 15:49Pariah164: Alex "*** Your Pants" Steacy
🔗 15:49Kanzeon: Down-to-forward I presume means down, downforward, forward button combination
🔗 15:49Kanzeon: also known as "the hadouken"
🔗 15:49 CantWearHats:
skeletons
🔗 15:49 MehallD: Zaaland, Oook?
🔗 15:49 Nirvana___: You hate skeletons because you are a racist!
🔗 15:49Kanzeon: Poison halves damage you deal and doubles damage you receive
🔗 15:49Erictheorange: up the spikes to make that jump
🔗 15:49 BarcodeReader321: is bloodborne ever coming to the ps3, have they said?
🔗 15:49Unknowngamer88: !ing
🔗 15:49 Anubis169: this is what confused me
🔗 15:49rhystic_study: I'll add a filter to have it only output the round starting messages if the game is currently set to magic: the gathering
🔗 15:50Danielleai wants Alex and Cam to know that her Marine step-dad acts much like the young Marines in the Aliens movie...he makes crude jokes and behaves like a selfish little boy all the time
🔗 15:50 Anubis169: tons of hearts, my health still stays the same
🔗 15:50 CantWearHats: Barcodereader321 the PS3? I doubt it
🔗 15:50Hammith: Dangerpath, dangerpath, dies whatever a dangerpath does.
🔗 15:50 Fracaswell: How is it that this hasn't been ported to Steam yet? It's basically a license to print money!
🔗 15:50 Zaaland: ah yes, the early days of Wall Chicken
🔗 15:50 CantWearHats: I mean Bloodborne is a PS4 exclusive so I don't see it going anywhere else
🔗 15:50 Nickisnick4: i r alex, i r game
🔗 15:50 RebelliousUno: 'lo hats
🔗 15:50 CantWearHats: ohai uno
🔗 15:50Phrixscreoth: Oh man customization like that? Have to play this now
🔗 15:50Sacrificialtoast: just capes mainly
🔗 15:50Hammith:
So Alex. What you playing next Tuesday?
🔗 15:51 RebelliousUno: Did you enjoy the very secret history of Tarkit?
🔗 15:51 RebelliousUno:
Tarkir
🔗 15:51 CantWearHats: Bloodborne will get a PC port when Demon's Souls does
🔗 15:51Kanzeon: Twilight Cloak glows, Crystal Cloak is semitransparent, Joseph's Cloak can be changed to whatever color you want
🔗 15:51Kanzeon: Just a few of the really cool ones
🔗 15:51 CantWearHats: i.e. never
🔗 15:51Xavier0080: They did say that with Dark Souls
🔗 15:51 King__of__Spades: man Dracula had some really weird design choices.....like was he planning on entertaining?
🔗 15:51 Anubis169: there will never be a port of Demon's Souls
🔗 15:51 Anubis169:
but you can wait 15 years for an emulator
🔗 15:51daneislazy: i dont think i've met/heard of a step dad that was acceptable, pls someone correct that
🔗 15:51 Laserbeaks_Fury: Walter Keys?
🔗 15:51 D3fr0st5: Hey peeps
🔗 15:51 Nightvalien28: eff sony
🔗 15:51 RebelliousUno: \o D3fr0st5
🔗 15:51 Anubis169:
hihi D3fr0st5
🔗 15:51angelofdust337: They might do the same thing they did with Demon Souls, which was make Dark Souls
🔗 15:51Phrixscreoth: I'd be upset if it stays exclusive... except my PC won't be able to handle it
🔗 15:51 DarkAbyssKeeper: ps4 exclusive. guess I'm never playing it
🔗 15:52 wildpeaks: Interesting, didn't know 30 fps could make someone nauseous
🔗 15:52amythist: iwhen it comes to PC that it probably will, someone will mode out the frame rate lock
🔗 15:52 MDK_Marshal:
Maxmimum
🔗 15:52 CantWearHats: the difference being From Software entirely owns Dark Souls so it was up to them, Sony part-owns and put money into Bloodborne like they did with Demon's Souls
🔗 15:52Djshire: ALEX TURKEY
🔗 15:52Kanzeon: The only thing I didn't really like in this game was the fact that you couldn't sell off excess equipment. You were stuck with it forever.
🔗 15:52 MDK_Marshal: Blasted acid-dripping ceiling skellebobs!
🔗 15:52 Nightvalien28: eat your turkey alex
🔗 15:52Arclight_Dynamo: Well... normally I'd be irritated it isn't coming to PC... but I'm not going to play it anyway, so... welp.
🔗 15:52Kanzeon: If you found yourself with 4 Leather Shields, you just had 4 Leather Shields
🔗 15:52 BarcodeReader321: alas, I am wanting to hold off stepping into the new generation as long as possible, but with this, the LRR destiny clan, and the ability to stream ps3 games is making it harder.
🔗 15:52JohnLockeCole: I can't see any difference between about 24 fps and anything higher
🔗 15:52Lynks_9:
Wildpeaks, screens are actually really good at making people nauseous
🔗 15:53 CantWearHats: fov can really mess people up
🔗 15:53 Nightvalien28: wildpeaks, people see things in different ways, some people need to adjust fov
🔗 15:53 Anubis169: doesn't Kathleen get real sick from a wrong FoV setting?
🔗 15:53 BarcodeReader321: and that's after only getting my first ps3 less than a year ago.
🔗 15:53Djshire: Alex, in your inventory
🔗 15:53angelofdust337: Cantwearcats the fact that Sony owns Demon Souls is partially why they made Dark Souls in the first place, so they might do the same with BloodBorne
🔗 15:53 wildpeaks: I knew about fov, but not fps
🔗 15:53 Anubis169: oooo, what model?
🔗 15:53 Zipa8: low Fov can really screw with some people
🔗 15:53 Nickisnick4: alex and you didnt text me?!
🔗 15:53 CantWearHats: I had real trouble playing original Bioshock and the problem is you can't even adjust the FOV
🔗 15:53 QuarterNote_: Dammit alex i just checked my phone
🔗 15:53Unknowngamer88: I have the same phone, actually
🔗 15:53 MehallD: That looked like an S3 ata aguess?
🔗 15:53 cheetoJack: my favorite kind of phone is one that isnt broken!
🔗 15:53 wildpeaks:
the important part is: is the SMS ringtone the stalker sound ?
🔗 15:53 LadyRhian: I get sick from the Headbob in Minecraft.
🔗 15:53 Lord_Hosk: Corporations that want to protect themselves from competition by legally binding contracts because the market acts against them? Im shocked
🔗 15:53Danielleai: my old phone is brick too!
🔗 15:53angelofdust337: Anubis169 I think its really hard for her to look at FPS's in general
🔗 15:53Spluuga: is it nokia brick?
🔗 15:53Unknowngamer88: it's an S$
🔗 15:53Danielleai: "Bricks"
🔗 15:53Unknowngamer88: *s4
🔗 15:54Arclight_Dynamo has never been able to play more than 10 minutes of Dead Space because of the idiotic FOV.
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: that's not a nerd sound, that's an awesome sound
🔗 15:54Kanzeon: Too many folks got mad over losing their cross in Super Castlevania IV
🔗 15:54daneislazy: too spacious...
🔗 15:54MetricFurlong: and Guitar Solo
🔗 15:54SalmirAeon: dat guitar riff
🔗 15:54Zibanitu: Battle music - SO METAL!
🔗 15:54 The_true_Alestain: Ah, Dead Space. So much fun...
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: did you miss the shield?
🔗 15:54Danielleai: Brick phones are made out of chopped up slaves and dirt
🔗 15:55Erictheorange: they were part of the ending boss rush is Super Castlevainia
🔗 15:55 Punching_Bag: music is good
🔗 15:55 Nirvana___: Yeah, The Shield could be helpful. If nothing else Dean Ambrose could soak some damage
🔗 15:55Zaghrog: I don't see a problem with brick phones, I use one myself
🔗 15:55Kanzeon: Leather Shield is in a torch from a few rooms ago
🔗 15:55 Itazu:
sequence breaker!
🔗 15:55Arclight_Dynamo: The_true_alestain: I'll take your word for it.
🔗 15:55 CantWearHats:
🔗 15:55Unknowngamer88: man, this music tho
🔗 15:55 King__of__Spades: BEAR!
🔗 15:55 CantWearHats: that's some roasted ham
🔗 15:55VieVentar: Shittles, like Skittles, but.. ...well, you know.
🔗 15:55 CantWearHats: shittles, taste the painbow
🔗 15:55 Zipa8:
straight
🔗 15:56 Thepov42:
🔗 15:56ThatDangSkeleton: I love the mental image of fancy bishounen Alucard wolfing down a whole turkey, bones and all
🔗 15:56 CantWearHats: ye olde stun locke!
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: Alex: just think of this as Bloodborne practice, no shield ftw!
🔗 15:56 The_true_Alestain: Arlight: I hope you like a scary game.
🔗 15:56 MDK_Marshal: Stab him in the junk!
🔗 15:56 Aarek:
there!
🔗 15:56Lancer873: I consider it a failing of mine that I've never played SotN...
🔗 15:56 BarcodeReader321: !advice
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Blink to clear blood from your eyes.
🔗 15:56Arclight_Dynamo: The_true_alestain: Again. I'm saying I *cannot* play Dead Space because the FOV makes me want to puke.
🔗 15:56Magnatek: And Potions take a long time to activate.
🔗 15:56Kanzeon: Everyone should play this game at least once
🔗 15:56 CantWearHats: wait you have a neutron bomb? that doesn't seem safe
🔗 15:56Unknowngamer88: Serve delicious Curry!
🔗 15:56Kanzeon: Leather Shield is in the previous large room
🔗 15:56VieVentar: It's ok - it's in Hammerspace.
🔗 15:56Phrixscreoth: Cantwearhats that's what I've been saying this whole time!
🔗 15:56 Zipa8: im more surprised a neutron bomb exists in the 1800s
🔗 15:56 Nightvalien28: CantWearHats, nonsense I am sure alex can handle explosives
🔗 15:57VieVentar: Hammerspace makes everything safe.
🔗 15:57 Lord_Hosk: CantWearHats how dangerous could it be?
🔗 15:57 Aarek: I think this room needs more lampshades
🔗 15:57Lancer873: Is that the bees one?
🔗 15:57 kais58: alex pls, sliding so much faster...
🔗 15:57Erictheorange: the that the people ball?
🔗 15:57 King__of__Spades: seriously what is that room FOR? like really why would you put that in a house
🔗 15:57 The_true_Alestain: Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, sorry. Yeah, i had a similar problem after an hour of gameplay. Not as bad though.
🔗 15:57 BarcodeReader321: *in old yorksireman voice. "back in my day, all we had was 30fps,and that's if we were lucky!"
🔗 15:57 Thepov42: Yep, you are totally not Dracula. Not a vampire at all. No Draculas here
🔗 15:57Janielrayne: Omfg symphony of the night is my faaaaaavorite game ever
🔗 15:57Kanzeon: It's two rooms before the boss room. Bottom-left corner.
🔗 15:57Unknowngamer88: this game is so great, I wish I wasn't so terrible at it
🔗 15:57JohnLockeCole: ALEX, spoilers
🔗 15:58madtheorist subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 15:58 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, madtheorist! (Today's storm count: 8)
🔗 15:58Lord_ZYRK: Leather shield is random drop iirc
🔗 15:58Leonhart321: Do the Shuffle?
🔗 15:58Lancer873: And then you get an enemy to hit you up to a place you can't normally get to.
🔗 15:58OneirosGolem: It always bugs me when there's a rapid-move option in a game that's actually just better than running.
🔗 15:58Kanzeon: It's a random drop, but it's also in a torch in the Alchemy Lab
🔗 15:58 MehallD: King__of__Spades, What do you mean your huose doesn't have a boss fight room #3 ?
🔗 15:58Lancer873: And then you keep dashing
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: uuurgh... the horror felt by game devs when the end product has a minimap permanently onscreen and people just stare at that instead of the visuals
🔗 15:58Kanzeon: Oh wow, it's actually way before this
🔗 15:58Janielrayne: You can get a leather shield in the alchemist's area next to the retractable spikes
🔗 15:58Phrixscreoth: Oh it is with the red skeletons?
🔗 15:59Janielrayne: On the left side of the room
🔗 15:59 Myrniss: Is it possible to add "Slide" to !Advice ?
🔗 15:59Samph1re: some folks can't understand that while certain techniques are "optimal", they're not *mandatory*
🔗 15:59Kanzeon: Check your map for an area in the lab that you missed, a missing bottom-left corner perhaps
🔗 15:59Kanzeon: Elevator just leads to the Basilard
🔗 15:59 mtvcdm: Remember, folks, Alex has played before. He knows where stuff is.
🔗 15:59Kanzeon: This room
🔗 15:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: Desired?
🔗 15:59 Navarran: Essential?
🔗 15:59Valkyrie_Lemons: Desired?
🔗 15:59 Vladislav_Vladislife: Fun>optimal
🔗 15:59Unknowngamer88: mods, can we bop the bot?
🔗 15:59 King__of__Spades: Mehalld: the....economy
🔗 15:59Lemdarel: Preferred?
🔗 15:59 NovusUltimus: Fun?
🔗 15:59Arclight_Dynamo:
Samph1re: Life is like an equation, or a stock market, or a mechanical device. Unless you maximize efficiency in all things, you're living incorrectly and are valueless to the human species. Your worth as a human scales with your efficiency.
🔗 15:59 Nightvalien28: ytfam, please don to that
🔗 15:59cuttlefishman: Spam?
🔗 15:59Vicrahealzgud: Obligatory
🔗 15:59Akaiatana: 'reccomended'
🔗 16:00Castlewise: Actually in some cases optimal can me bad (re: op builds, mages in demon souls, etc..)
🔗 16:00 wildpeaks: "having fun" is what you're looking for
🔗 16:00 LuckyJack43: It's in the lower left of this room, i think
🔗 16:00Kanzeon: Speedruns of this game do some of the most ridiculous glitches
🔗 16:00 CantWearHats: Unknowngamer88 thanks for the heads up
🔗 16:00Unknowngamer88: no problem
🔗 16:00Zeke229: why would anyone want to buy youtube views?
🔗 16:00Kanzeon: Bottom-left corner of this room is the Leather Shield
🔗 16:00 Mr_Horrible: down, maybe?
🔗 16:00 Mr_Horrible: oh, nvm
🔗 16:00 wildpeaks:
🔗 16:00Kanzeon: It has less attack but it swings faster
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
🔗 16:00Janielrayne: Love the basilard
🔗 16:00WilliamTheLastKing: hey alex, firt time i've ever watched your stream live! congrats on getting that sweet katana towards the end of Lava Bears, by the way!
🔗 16:00 BarcodeReader321: that's an idea for a game: an for where it has the feeling, sounds and physics of a AAA game, but the visuals are just a mini map blown up to full screen
🔗 16:01 CantWearHats: get ye shield!
🔗 16:01Resolute8: Yes love Sotn
🔗 16:01 BarcodeReader321: *fps
🔗 16:01Noxenluxe: Less of a Katana and more of greatsword.
🔗 16:01Unknowngamer88: !game good
🔗 16:01 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 94% (34/36)
🔗 16:01Djshire: unfortunately, I have to go to bed for work. Thanks for the stream Alex, gnite everyone
🔗 16:01Kanzeon: Shields block most projectiles, makes Gaibon a lot easier
🔗 16:01Arclight_Dynamo:
Just a request, chat: no further Lava BEars finale spoilers today? I'm halfway through watching it right now.
🔗 16:01Valkyrie_Lemons: Bye Djsghire
🔗 16:01Valkyrie_Lemons: *DjShire
🔗 16:01Decaped:
Hah, considering the speedrun of this game involves using a music queue trigger to skip directly to the ending cutscene, doesn't really make sense for him to be doing speedrun strats.
🔗 16:01 Thefrankreich92: Night Djshire
🔗 16:01Dezufnocosem: dual shield run you casual
🔗 16:01Leonhart321: LRR: Playing the best games the worst way, and the worst games the best way
🔗 16:01Resolute8: Is this Alex first play?
🔗 16:02 Thefrankreich92: Nope
🔗 16:02 CantWearHats: nope, he's played this before
🔗 16:02 CantWearHats: many a time
🔗 16:02 BarcodeReader321: not at all
🔗 16:02Kanzeon: That's the ACE speedrun, the no-save-corruption speedrun is a lot more fascinating
🔗 16:02 Zipa8: now we know
🔗 16:02 Anubis169:
oh btw alex, thanks for the info about the 'ricasso' you stated in Lava Bears, i was able to use that today
🔗 16:02 CantWearHats: kick block punch!
🔗 16:02 Ba_Dum_Tish: Now we shield
🔗 16:02Lemdarel: Now you're cooking with gas
🔗 16:02 TEHbigIVAN: NOW YOU'RE GAMING WITH POWER!
🔗 16:02WilliamTheLastKing: @nonxenluxe; I know, but I couldn't resist making a refrence to the Sweet Katana gag
🔗 16:03 CantWearHats: chines wor sord
🔗 16:03 RebelliousUno: Rapiers also have them
🔗 16:03 RebelliousUno: inherently 1 handed
🔗 16:03Kanzeon: The typical speedrun of this game uses three major skips and a really silly inventory undeflow glitch
🔗 16:03 RebelliousUno: it allows for greater control
🔗 16:03Kanzeon: underflow, rather
🔗 16:03 RebelliousUno: Usually before the cup
🔗 16:03Decaped: What console is this game on anyway?
🔗 16:03 Lord_Hosk: Swords have two parts, the dont touch it part and the touch it part
🔗 16:03Artirian_Legacy: So Alex, you gonna get the Crissaegrim?
🔗 16:03Zeke229: you CAN grip the sharpened blade of a sword, you just have to be firm and careful
🔗 16:03Zaghrog: Is that something you could use for half-swording?
🔗 16:03 Nirvana___: Decaped: PS1 originally
🔗 16:04amythist: Decaped ps1 he's playing it on ps3
🔗 16:04angelofdust337: Decaped Alex is playing the PS1 version
🔗 16:04 wildpeaks:
the second part is more "the other person should touch it" instead
🔗 16:04Lord_ZYRK: Lord_Hosk, depends on the sword and the fighting style.
🔗 16:04Arclight_Dynamo does not understand the appeal of a speedrun.
🔗 16:04 CantWearHats:
look at your hand placement when you block with a zweihander in DS
🔗 16:04 Myrniss: Did google image search of zweihander, first image is from Dark Souls
🔗 16:04Decaped: Is there a best version? i've been meaning to play it
🔗 16:04Unremitting: RebelliousUno : sealed match?
🔗 16:04Morgoth_bauglyr: we found a fountain
🔗 16:04Xavier0080: Any% OOT is pretty sweet once you understand whats happening behind the scenes
🔗 16:04 Zipa8: that turned into mortal combat fast
🔗 16:04Kanzeon: XBLA version is your best bet, Decaped
🔗 16:04Unknowngamer88: I've always found 100% speed runs more interesting to watch
🔗 16:04 RebelliousUno: Ah good Unremitting youre around
🔗 16:04Janielrayne: My personal fastest run was something like ~4.5 hours, but I don't know the glitches or anything
🔗 16:04Decaped: sweet, thanks
🔗 16:04 Anubis169:
having had the pleasure of lifting a real Zweihander, they aren't that heavy if you lift from the centre.. they're about 6 lbs... but at an epic long extension they're damn impossible to wield properly 
🔗 16:04 Mardonious: you can actually grip the blade of most swords for leverage , its just a matter of knowing how to grip it to not cut yourself
🔗 16:04Kanzeon: It has pretty much no lag and really fast load times
🔗 16:04Compleatly: \quote
🔗 16:04Pump19: Quote #28: "Alright, let's just chug a fetus." —Cameron [2015-03-05]
🔗 16:04Castlewise: Oh man, I was recently shown the existence of Any% speedruns that use overflows set up my manipulating elements in game. Its really interesting.
🔗 16:04 MehallD: I love the Portal speedruns
🔗 16:05JohnLockeCole: doesn't have to be very large, a hand and a half, or most decent sized broadswords will have a ricasso
🔗 16:05Unremitting: RebelliousUno: indeed I am
🔗 16:05 Itazu: i saw a speedrun of OoT child dungeons literally blindfolded. it was on AGDQ
🔗 16:05 RebelliousUno: Let me boot up the magics
🔗 16:05Kanzeon: Some of the item descriptions are pretty awesome
🔗 16:05 Anubis169: hahahaha
🔗 16:05Lancer873: Eww... I'll take my classy run (Only use the class's starting weapons)
🔗 16:05Arclight_Dynamo:
Like... the idea is you rush to the end of the game as fast as possible, so you skip the actual content of the game? Do not understand.
🔗 16:05 AgentMagicMaster: 10/10
🔗 16:05Deviantdante: I did that with pyromancy, made it to sens fortress
🔗 16:05 Zipa8: Lol thats awesome
🔗 16:05Lynks_9:
i was contemplating doing a hardcore dark souls run
🔗 16:05Xavier0080: @Castlewise thats the part i find most fascinating. Accessing memory blocks out of order letting you skip parts of a game is awesome
🔗 16:05Zeke229: i love the strat for windwaker speedruns involving super swimming
🔗 16:05 Laserbeaks_Fury: Cool people can't be smart
🔗 16:05 adi_pie:
By the way, Alex. That stream you linked to, where the chat chose the weapon was quite fun. Killing Gwyndoline with a dagger was fantastically fun to watch
🔗 16:05 Orthogonaltee: Simon becomes a douche
🔗 16:05 Anubis169: i'm up to Anor Londo right now, i just got the Lordvessel
🔗 16:05 RebelliousUno: Have you got me on the Magics?
🔗 16:05Danielleai: cause wearing them at night
🔗 16:05 CantWearHats: oh yeah I was watching the guy you linked to, it was really entertaining! and then he died to the weird snake emenies at Seath's place
🔗 16:05Decaped: @Arclight_Dynamo it's never for your first playthrough
🔗 16:06Kanzeon: @Arclight_Dynamo, speedruns are more about adding an additional challenge to a game you've played the hell out of
🔗 16:06Leonhart321: Swaglucard?
🔗 16:06 Myrniss: HL2 speed runs are entertaining to watch
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: Cantwearhats: what was the streamer's name?
🔗 16:06Dezufnocosem: anyone that doesn't like speedruns probably doesn't understand how run categories work
🔗 16:06Arclight_Dynamo: Decaped, Kanzeon: Maybe that's part of my confusion... why play a game twice?
🔗 16:06Xavier0080: Pokemon Blue in 22 minutes was cool at AGDQ
🔗 16:06JohnLockeCole: anyway guys, as sweet as this game looks, I need to go get food
🔗 16:06dragoon3zero: i don't like speed runs that use glitches
🔗 16:06cannonSpectacle: Hi Alex! Hi chat! How's it going?
🔗 16:06Kanzeon: Why watch a movie twice?
🔗 16:06Danielleai: "I wear my sunglasses at night...so I can...be cool instead of smrt."
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: miltrivd?
🔗 16:06 Trippzen: Speed runs are just metagaming, which is fine. No different than perma-death runs, no-kill runs, etc.
🔗 16:06Kanzeon: It's all about getting as much enjoyment out of something as possible
🔗 16:06Arclight_Dynamo: Dezufnocosem: I'm... uh... allowed not to like speedruns.
🔗 16:06 Lazerbunny: this brings back memories of rigging the controler to hold down attack in a halway with constantly spawning enemies
🔗 16:06Decaped: @Arclight_dynamo have you played basketball twice? why?
🔗 16:06 All_Mankind: it's just like Fallout 2 where you have to choose between glasses to raise int or shades to raise cha
🔗 16:06Lord_ZYRK: Lots of people actually speedrun games they haven't played before >_>
🔗 16:06angelofdust337: Arclight_dynamo ...Cause they're fun enough that people want to play them again?
🔗 16:06Janielrayne: Lol, Danielleai
🔗 16:06 Vladislav_Vladislife: Dezunfnocosem how can you possibly say that?
🔗 16:07Zeke229: can you spell that alex?
🔗 16:07Danielleai:
🔗 16:07Valkyrie_Lemons: I enjoy speedruns where it's the player just being AMAZING at the game. Such as MGS3 speedrun I saw where they guy managed to get a FOXHOUND rank. It was just pure skill (a few cheesy bits) but it was just them being fantastic at the game.
🔗 16:07Samph1re:
dragoon3zero, well, I don't like speedruns that don't use glitches
🔗 16:07Deviantdante: link to stream or name again?
🔗 16:07 Anubis169:
I'm currently watching ManVsGame do a 100% Achievements run, it's quite hilarious
🔗 16:07 CantWearHats: yeah I caught one of Milt's streams when you linked to him on twitter the other day, it was super fun!
🔗 16:07 Lord_Hosk: Dezufnocosem I disagree, there are things that people enjoy and things that people dont enjoy and both are correct
🔗 16:07 LoadingReadyRun: twitch.tv/miltrivd
🔗 16:07Arclight_Dynamo: Decaped: Basketball does not have a narrative that I've already experienced.
🔗 16:07Decaped: There's more to games than the narrative
🔗 16:07 wildpeaks:
looks like the right url
🔗 16:07Decaped: obviously
🔗 16:07 MDK_Marshal: This poor guy is going to get LRR zerged...
🔗 16:07 WizardZedd: If you enjoy cool Dark Souls runs, check out LobosJR also. He's done a bunch of insane challenge runs. Shield only, kick only, every weapon type under the sun. He's so good at those games. ;x
🔗 16:07 Itazu: i'm not usually a fan of speedruns, but i like alternate ways of playing games, like the blindfolded guy, and people who play with their feet
🔗 16:07winterwyn: no wrong way to play etc etc
🔗 16:08Dezufnocosem: I'm just saying if there's an aspect of speedruns that you don't like there's probably a category that does suit your preference (no glitches, 100% etc)
🔗 16:08Noxenluxe: Milt? I tried watching him once, I didn't find it that interesting to watch to be honest, but I understand why it would be,
🔗 16:08Kanzeon: People will always be torn on glitches, honestly
🔗 16:08daneislazy: i think if i tried that i'd probably die at O&S if i didn't get unlucky somewhere
🔗 16:08dragoon3zero: i don't like using glitches to beat games, it takes away the fun for me
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: especially first-time players
🔗 16:08 Zipa8: that guy has the worst armour ever
🔗 16:08Kanzeon: That's why so many games have glitchless categories that are just as fun to watch
🔗 16:08 Lord_Hosk: I dont enjoy sauerkraut, its not because I dont understand it its because I dont like the flavor profile
🔗 16:08 Mardonious: so your saying your not gonna run through this entire game backwards?
🔗 16:08Rustenskurk: I have a friend who always wants to speedrun Left 4 Dead 2 when we're playing. It's the worst.
🔗 16:08Arclight_Dynamo: Decaped: Perhaps. But as someone who only cares about narratives in games, the concept is foreign to me. Not saying it's *bad*, I'm trying to understand why I don't care for speedruns.
🔗 16:08WilliamTheLastKing just subscribed!
🔗 16:08 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:08iLyonsGG: Hosk, what?!
🔗 16:08Kanzeon: Lol, Mardonious
🔗 16:08 Lord_Durin:
🔗 16:08 mtvcdm: Speedrun strategies also require someone to be able to execute that strategy. Some players will just get themselves killed repeatedly trying to do a speedrun.
🔗 16:09Blind_luck: Blind speed run GOGO.
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: future info in a game you're playing for the first time removes the enjoyment really
🔗 16:09Erictheorange: @Dezufnocosem well my preferred gameplay watching involves people playing games slowly so what catagory should I watch?
🔗 16:09cannonSpectacle: ALEX: You excited for the prerelease on Saturday?
🔗 16:09Cantwearcats: So it's curry basically
🔗 16:09 malfunct: I think that people who do speedruns a lot develop a frame of mind where they look a all games through a lens of running the game the fastest possible way.
🔗 16:09Decaped: @Arclight_dynamo i think you'd figure that out if you figure out why you spend so much time doing something you don't enjoy just to see a story
🔗 16:09Zalzilla: Use your other Sword!
🔗 16:09 Lord_Hosk: Im just saying that enjoyment is a personal experience
🔗 16:09Kanzeon: Erictheorange: Blind playthroughs
🔗 16:09Dezufnocosem: erictheorange low%
🔗 16:09Janielrayne: Wait, those are ashes? I've been playing this game for ten years and I just thought they were, like,
🔗 16:09Blind_luck: Blind folded playthrough?
🔗 16:10Janielrayne: Blessed paper
🔗 16:10 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:49 from now)
🔗 16:10 All_Mankind: i think they patched out the kiln glitch. . .
🔗 16:10Zibanitu: Blind BLIND playthroughs are awesome...
🔗 16:10dragoon3zero: i recently beat this game without getting any of the sub items
🔗 16:10 wildpeaks:
ha I also thought that's what blind playthrought meant at first
🔗 16:10Nuurgle:
new term for blind playthrough = you can't look at the map
🔗 16:10Arclight_Dynamo: Decaped: ...again. I'm allowed to like what I like about games. I like the narrative in games. And that's okay. You can like what you like, too.
🔗 16:10Metonymic_Human: I thought it was garlic, Janielrayne. ;\
🔗 16:10 Anubis169:
blind playthrough = no hindsight
🔗 16:10Resolute8: Holy water awesome
🔗 16:10OneirosGolem: Blindfolded run honestly makes me think of Punch Out.
🔗 16:10 TEHbigIVAN: like blind tetris
🔗 16:10 Zipa8: first of the north Steacy
🔗 16:10Artirian_Legacy: Jump, attack! Land, attack!
🔗 16:10Lord_ZYRK: Janielrayne, nope, they are the cremated remains of a saint
🔗 16:10 Myrniss: oh, i've seen an actual blind playthrough before (as in the player wore a blindfold). He was playing Zelda and played by hitting ways to figure out teh shape of the room
🔗 16:10Ranneko: Blindfolded runs do exist, they are kind of madness
🔗 16:10Rustenskurk: Has anyone tried to speedrun Desert Bus?
🔗 16:10 Anubis169: Zipa8: lmfao
🔗 16:10Danielleai: double blind playthough, playing game you've never played before while wearing ultra dark sunglasses
🔗 16:10Morgoth_bauglyr: but there are also blindfolded speedruns
🔗 16:10Blind_luck: No that
🔗 16:10Xavier0080: "Oh I see" said the blind man
🔗 16:10 Aarek: that blindfolded zelda run where the guy finds a new glitch is awesome
🔗 16:10 CantWearHats: I did see someone do a "no looking" Ocarina of Time run at AGDQ, it was pretty nuts
🔗 16:10Blind_luck: s like kappa
🔗 16:10Ranneko: Myrniss Yeah, I saw them at AGDQ, so crazy
🔗 16:10Valkyrie_Lemons: A blindfolded playthough, that could be an intresting idea.
🔗 16:10Licknight: Hey plainswalker let me whisper in your ear, tell you something you might like to hear. Got all that mama and you tap for two, if you're feeling ferocious, I'll tap you too!
🔗 16:11Kanzeon: Ocarina of Time blind child dungeons was one of the best AGDQ runs this year
🔗 16:11Nuurgle: Twitch plays Alex plays Castlevania. A screenreader tells you the commands
🔗 16:11 Lord_Hosk: The guy who beat Mike tysons Punch out blindfolded was quite impressive
🔗 16:11 Itazu:
Cantwearhats yeah, i saw that, it was awesome
🔗 16:11 WizardZedd: LobosJR even has a video where he beat Gwyn with no weapons, fists only. And fists' damage doesn't scale in DS1, so it took like an hour and a half. >_>
🔗 16:11ndance: have you seen blindfolded mike tyson's punch out?
🔗 16:11 CantWearHats: that's the one Kanzeon!
🔗 16:11Samph1re: Blind mostly comes from the YouTube Let's Play community I think
🔗 16:11 raiger: I saw that CantWearHats - that was pretty amazing
🔗 16:11WeaponizedJPG: i love this game
🔗 16:11ndance: lord_hosk - waves, man
🔗 16:11Ranneko: Yeah, most of what you guys stream are technically blind LPs
🔗 16:11 mtvcdm: Double blind playthrough: not even the viewer knows what game you've been playing until the very end.
🔗 16:11 Nightvalien28: on an off note Alex you look adorable sleeping in spaghetti
🔗 16:11Decaped: almost everything came from SA originally
🔗 16:11WeaponizedJPG: the axe is so good i never give it up
🔗 16:11Danielleai: do a double blind playthrough
🔗 16:11Danielleai: or tripple
🔗 16:11 CantWearHats:
Mtvcdm: so just a black screen, no sound and the streamer's reactions
🔗 16:11Zeke229: there is the quadriplegic guy who plays diablo, NoHandsKen
🔗 16:11cannonSpectacle: Can someone summarize this game for me?
🔗 16:11Lord_ZYRK: That is a blind guy beating Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts 1 on the hardest difficulty.
🔗 16:11Danielleai: put some blinds over the screen
🔗 16:12 Thefrankreich92: Oh god don't talk to me about no weapon DS1 runs. First time I came across Asylum Demon I tried to beat him with the sword hilt only. I was like 'man, I know this game is meant to be challenging, but this is insane.'
🔗 16:12 All_Mankind: a double blind playthrough where you play two games you've never played at the same time, wired to the same controller
🔗 16:12 Lord_Hosk:
Not on rails, unlike temple of the lava bears
🔗 16:12 Sarah_Serinde: Hi Alex, hi chat
🔗 16:12 mtvcdm: It's for science, cantwearhats. We must eliminate the variables associated with sight.
🔗 16:12GregheadLefty: Its based on the phrase "going in blind" which meant unprepared/unsure
🔗 16:12 Vladislav_Vladislife: !sir
🔗 16:12 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
🔗 16:12Samph1re: main difference between Twitch Blind and YouTube Blind is that when you record, you don't have a chat screaming spoilers, "hints", and "tips" at you
🔗 16:12 Zipa8: so basically James playing desert bus with each limb
🔗 16:12Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Sarah_serinde! How are you? : )
🔗 16:12 ViralInfecti0n:
ALEX: WHAT IS A MAN? \
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🔗 16:12 Anubis169: right know I'm knight-ing Dark Souls 'cause it's my first run and using +10 claymore
🔗 16:12 wildpeaks: haï Sarah
🔗 16:12 CantWearHats: oh hey google chrome window at the bottom
🔗 16:12 Nightvalien28: hello Sarah_serinde, how it goes?
🔗 16:13 Anubis169:
very interested to try sorcerer or pure dex next time
🔗 16:13Nuurgle: you got all dem hearts, start axe-ing them questions!
🔗 16:13 Sarah_Serinde: Valkyrie_lemons and Nightvalien28 Not bad, but I've had a headache ALL DAY ><
🔗 16:13 Thefrankreich92: Forget skeletons, those creepy mannequins can do one.
🔗 16:13Valkyrie_Lemons: Sarah_serinde, oh no! : ( I hope you get better soon!
🔗 16:13 Nightvalien28: Sarah_Serinde, oh noes, I recommend chocolate and lrr streams
🔗 16:13 Mardonious: ateast these marionettes arent as bad as in Circle of the Moon where they can also move through walls and platforms
🔗 16:13 holidayMD:
Sup Nerds
🔗 16:13Zeke229: Dear Dr Alex, what is your favorite game to just sit down, turn off your brain, and relax with? for me its probable burnout paradise or EUrotruck simulator
🔗 16:13JohtoPkMnTrainerJoviback: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
🔗 16:13Zeke229: are those balljoint dolls?
🔗 16:13 holidayMD: !game good
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (36/38)
🔗 16:13 Sarah_Serinde: Thanks guys, it'll probably be gone after I sleep but I'm stuck with it until then
🔗 16:13Kanzeon: I like how there's like 4 different ways to do low% in this game
🔗 16:14madmanoreo: alex: nothing useful
🔗 16:14 Anubis169: Johtopkmntrainerjoviback: please don't caps spam
🔗 16:14 CantWearHats: neat
🔗 16:14 Zipa8:
those doll enemies are creeping as
🔗 16:14madmanoreo: oh, thought that was the one that tells you the name of the enemy
🔗 16:14 Lord_Hosk: zeke229 Star control 2 and minecraft
🔗 16:14cuttlefishman: !game good
🔗 16:14 WilliamTheLastKing: Love this series so much. Really hope they make more in this style someday.
🔗 16:14JohtoPkMnTrainerJoviback: I@Anubis169 I literally got here
🔗 16:14 CantWearHats: fraaand
🔗 16:14 holidayMD: How is everyone today?
🔗 16:14daneislazy: Zeke229 burnout paradise is fun, i played through it again recently, got up to A licence with the starting car for fun
🔗 16:14 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (37/39)
🔗 16:14Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Holidaymd, how are you?
🔗 16:14Artirian_Legacy: Yeah, he's cool
🔗 16:14Danielleai: he wants to play ball
🔗 16:14Zeke229: nice daneislazy
🔗 16:14OneirosGolem: Them 4s
🔗 16:14 Lazerbunny: !game good
🔗 16:14 Nightvalien28: kill his shins
🔗 16:15Kanzeon: That ball does serious damage if he swings it into you
🔗 16:15Erictheorange:
So chat go with me on this journey. About a week ago Jimmy played a game called "shower with your dad simulator", and a few days ago he linked this video. I liked it, kinda NSFW with 8-bit naked men. look for the dad from earthbound in it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_EWr2GJ5A
🔗 16:15Resolute8: Holy water
🔗 16:15Danielleai: Ballin'
🔗 16:15farleyf: !game good
🔗 16:15Blind_luck: Hue Hue left his ball and chain
🔗 16:15Sacrificialtoast: Alex, have you ever played the King's Field games?
🔗 16:15 holidayMD: I'm good. Getting ready to start Type-0
🔗 16:15 Anubis169:
Johtopkmntrainerjoviback: okie dokie, welcome to the chat
🔗 16:15chesul: Alex is now ankle shanker?
🔗 16:15JohtoPkMnTrainerJoviback: lol. :3
🔗 16:15 Nightvalien28: australian skeletons
🔗 16:15 Aarek: Also rogue legacy has a lot of inspiration from this game as well
🔗 16:15Sacrificialtoast: You should definitely play King's Field 2 or King's Field: Ancient City, you'd probably like them a lot
🔗 16:15 CantWearHats: ghost skeletons!
🔗 16:15 Senstaku: Speaking of, Dr. Alex will we be seeing a launch day Bloodborne stream?
🔗 16:15 wildpeaks:
🔗 16:15Valkyrie_Lemons: Holidaymd, ah cool! I'm getting that game too when it comes out. : )
🔗 16:15 Zipa8: is there are worse kind of skeleton?
🔗 16:15madmanoreo: Dear dr alex: I think I gave it a bad rating because they changed the dub in the rondo of blood rerelease of this game
🔗 16:15 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (39/41)
🔗 16:15JohtoPkMnTrainerJoviback: Are those....Hellhound heads?
🔗 16:15 Zipa8: i mean a ghost skeleton is double dead
🔗 16:15angelofdust337: not just cribbing, Dark Souls and Castlevania pretty much share the same design philosophy
🔗 16:16Janielrayne: Library
🔗 16:16Noxenluxe: Senstaku, no one in lrr is doing that.
🔗 16:16Erictheorange: and with that I must bid you all adieu I must be off to bed.
🔗 16:16Kanzeon: Faerie Scroll, it's in the library
🔗 16:16 TEHbigIVAN: well, now I just want a castelvania that is just dark souls with vamp abilities
🔗 16:16 holidayMD: Valkyrie_lemons: Is it not out in your area?
🔗 16:16Zeke229: uh, erictheorange WHAT
🔗 16:16Zibanitu: Axe so classic.
🔗 16:16 Itazu: axe is best
🔗 16:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Noxenluxe, Adam is I think
🔗 16:16Nuurgle: does this one have the boomerang crucifix?
🔗 16:16 Mardonious: isnt crucifix the best?
🔗 16:16 Ba_Dum_Tish: I think dark souls success showed how much we were craving another of these games
🔗 16:16Noxenluxe:
Adam said he would stream it on his slot, which is after launch day.
🔗 16:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Holidaymd, gets released on Friday.
🔗 16:16Resolute8: Water really good early on
🔗 16:16Kanzeon: No boomerang subweapon in this game unfortunately
🔗 16:16Unknowngamer88: mmm, this song
🔗 16:17 Briars_the_fox: so guys, i have 100% noise report, and like 80% everything else in TWEWY and i kinda wanna restart but i also wanna 100% this thing
🔗 16:17 wildpeaks: Adam will stream it on the 27/28 (depending on your timezone)
🔗 16:17Valkyrie_Lemons: Holidaymd, although I pre-ordered from Square, so I could get it a day early, who knows?
🔗 16:17Kanzeon: The cross is just a huge nuke for 100 hearts
🔗 16:17Rustenskurk: Hey Alex, do you have any games you know you want to play on stream in the near future?
🔗 16:17 holidayMD: Bloodborne is even more like Castlevania
🔗 16:17 kais58: crucifix gets way less useful later especially
🔗 16:17cannonSpectacle: Can someone summarize this game for me?
🔗 16:17Nuurgle: yeah, I'm all about Bloodborne in silence. Not even looking at trailers that might contain any content. I just want it in my hands.
🔗 16:17 Anubis169: can i state how friggin' awesome and well done the Dark Souls soundtrack is? I was listening to the firelink shrine theme one time when i got into work at a ridiculously early time... it was like i'd reached the end of my want to do anything and i just felt stretched and weary
🔗 16:17Artirian_Legacy: Axe is really useful, but I enjoy the laser diamond
🔗 16:17Hammith: Axe is just nice because it arcs.
🔗 16:17Kanzeon: Alucard's normal cross use is Richter's cross item crash
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:18 LRRbot:
1 death for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:18 CantWearHats: oh dear
🔗 16:18OneirosGolem: SURPRISE! 32 damage.
🔗 16:18Hammith: Laser Diamon is amusing, but not terribly useful.
🔗 16:18Kanzeon: Lol, he laughed at you
🔗 16:18angelofdust337: Cannonspectacle go through dracula's castle to kill castle, you fight other monsters along the way
🔗 16:18 wildpeaks:
welp, he didn't listen
🔗 16:18 AgentMagicMaster:
🔗 16:18 Punching_Bag: rip
🔗 16:18 TEHbigIVAN: immolated
🔗 16:18Artirian_Legacy: Cthulu WHY?
🔗 16:18 Tuckiozi: Ah, now I wanna get back into Dark Souls
🔗 16:18dragoon3zero: REKT
🔗 16:18 AgentMagicMaster:
🔗 16:18Samph1re: cannonSpectacle, Heavy Metal "dracula" cliches fight each other in a spoopy castle. Gameplay is tight. You have a whip.
🔗 16:18 Laserbeaks_Fury:
🔗 16:18 Lord_Hosk:
Alex, you know you lost because you didnt do what the people in chat were telling you to do right
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: !uptime
🔗 16:18 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:54
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: oh neat
🔗 16:18 holidayMD: Valkyrie_lemons: I'm not sure how Square does things
🔗 16:18 Mowdownjoe: !deathcount
🔗 16:18 LRRbot: 1 death for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: right on the hour
🔗 16:18 AgentMagicMaster:
New emotes
🔗 16:18Cantwearcats: Is that the game's way of telling you to stop playing?
🔗 16:18KitteyWolf: !advice
🔗 16:18 LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
🔗 16:18 All_Mankind:
i'm currently back into Dark Souls, trying to master Artorias' sword. i recommend it
🔗 16:18Resolute8: Hoski knows all
🔗 16:19 WilliamTheLastKing: the most nonsensical game over screen of all time
🔗 16:19KitteyWolf: somehow that advice isnt terribley wrong.
🔗 16:19doomlimit: Did...did the game just tell you to punch out and go hit the clubs
🔗 16:19Sacrificialtoast: fireball motion is one
🔗 16:19Kanzeon: All you need is Soul Steal
🔗 16:19 holidayMD: What system is he playing on?
🔗 16:19Lord_ZYRK: Summon Spirit (5 MP) - < > ^ v + O or []Hellfire (10 MP) - ^ v v/> > + O or []
🔗 16:19Philes25: left right up down attack
🔗 16:19Dezufnocosem: triple pretzel A B
🔗 16:19angelofdust337: Holidaymd PS3
🔗 16:19Kanzeon: left, right, half-circle to left, right, attack
🔗 16:19 kais58: dark metamorphisi is kinda useless though, so few enemies bleed
🔗 16:19Valkyrie_Lemons: Holidaymd, they send it out to a courier service around a week in advance and tell them to send them out a certain day. So the courier could send it a day early depending on how they distribute.
🔗 16:19 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:19 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:19 CantWearHats: get ye shield!
🔗 16:19Sacrificialtoast: how about the good version of summon spirit that makes 4?
🔗 16:19 kais58: sounds cool though
🔗 16:19Artirian_Legacy: I really disliked the magic in this game
🔗 16:19 Vladislav_Vladislife: git gud
🔗 16:19Nuurgle: Blocking? what the hell is blocking???
🔗 16:19 wildpeaks: Sir, you cannot be on fire here, this is a non-smoking area
🔗 16:20mdw2402: Hey! Just got here!
🔗 16:20Sacrificialtoast: he definitely doesn't have enough MP to cast soul steal yet
🔗 16:20TheAvelman: down right fierce
🔗 16:20Zibanitu: Man, you pasted it so quick the first time..
🔗 16:20Nuurgle: is that like the mythical "brake" button on Mario Kart?
🔗 16:20Janielrayne: Yeah you can
🔗 16:20 All_Mankind: i don't really recommend trying the Greatsword of Artorias, but getting back to Dark Souls
🔗 16:20 Anubis169:
hi there Mdw2402
🔗 16:20Lord_ZYRK: If you have 10mp
🔗 16:20Hammith: You can do any of them so long as you have the mana
🔗 16:20 holidayMD: Valkyrie_lemons: hmm... that sounds interesting
🔗 16:20mdw2402:
🔗 16:20mdw2402: First IDDQDerp
🔗 16:20Lord_Rakdos: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BAStart
🔗 16:20Kanzeon: Left, right, downright, down, downleft, left, right, attack
🔗 16:20 Anubis169:
oh congrats, welcome
🔗 16:21Sacrificialtoast: are you playing this on a 360 pad? because that sounds awful
🔗 16:21Kanzeon: It costs 50 mana though
🔗 16:21Sacrificialtoast: no, it was on a ps4
🔗 16:21Lord_ZYRK: Playstation D-pads have never been great for combos
🔗 16:21 CantWearHats: one of those combinations must do a hadoken
🔗 16:21Sacrificialtoast: hold up while doing that to shoot lava balls
🔗 16:21 CantWearHats: oh there it is
🔗 16:21cannonSpectacle: So, we're trying to kill Dracula's castle?
🔗 16:21JohneyS: I played this on a 360 pad. It was fine.
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: 3 hadokens!
🔗 16:21Janielrayne: Hold up as you cast
🔗 16:21 CantWearHats: magic missile! magic missile!
🔗 16:21Lord_ZYRK: If you hold down I think you shoot the two big black balls instead
🔗 16:21Sacrificialtoast: what's the version that summons 4 spirits?
🔗 16:21 Anubis169: wait our mana regens?
🔗 16:21Akaiatana:
Because of a disability, I'm not really into platformers or games that require twitchy combat rolls and such (like Dark Souls) but this stream has Alex not from Concentrate, so I'm in
🔗 16:21 holidayMD: I played this on a psp
🔗 16:21angelofdust337: Cannonspectacle we're trying to kill dracula, and his death just happens to destory the castle
🔗 16:21Kanzeon: Tetra Spirit, @Sacrificialtoast
🔗 16:21Kanzeon: It involves holding up for 2 sec
🔗 16:22TheAvelman: they call me hadouken, because im down right fierce
🔗 16:22Kanzeon: Holy water actually wastes Chulhu pretty quickly
🔗 16:22Resolute8: Holy water awesome
🔗 16:22 Anubis169: the cheeeeeeese
🔗 16:22 wildpeaks:
get rekt son
🔗 16:22Sacrificialtoast: yeah, holy water is really good in this game
🔗 16:22Janielrayne: Nice!
🔗 16:22 AgentMagicMaster:
🔗 16:22 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 16:23Unknowngamer88: git REKT, son
🔗 16:23 lathostiran: love that buying the spells only tells you the keys, you can use them right from the start
🔗 16:23 Lord_Hosk: I dont go on facebook very often, maybe once a week or when my wife says "hey did you see this thing that person posted" but every time I do I see sponsored ads for Dallas Fort Worth Real estate. I have never been nor do I plan to go, I blame you chat
🔗 16:23Danielleai: do it like a virgin, Alex!
🔗 16:23 Laserbeaks_Fury: I forgot you could use the magic anytime, even thought you find the spells during the playthrough
🔗 16:23Samph1re: okay, here's a question for chat: Anyone got a favourite Conspiracy Theory? I like watching conspiracy documentaries; they're always a laugh
🔗 16:23angelofdust337: Oh man now Lord_hosk hates the chat now
🔗 16:23Sacrificialtoast: hold up for 2 seconds, then half circle to the right
🔗 16:23brainstew: Reptilians
🔗 16:23Vulcnor: Soul Steal (50 MP) - < > v/> v v/< < > + O or []
🔗 16:23 Vladislav_Vladislife: this be the magics
🔗 16:23brainstew: Best conspiracy ever is Reptilians
🔗 16:24Janielrayne: I don't think you have the mana pool size for soul steal yet
🔗 16:24Thisbymaster: L, LU, U, UR, R, square
🔗 16:24 Anubis169:
Worldknit
🔗 16:24Kanzeon: Soul Steal is left, right, downright, down, downleft, left, right, attack
🔗 16:24Kanzeon: but it's 50 mana
🔗 16:24Dezufnocosem: stupid...flaming baby dragon ghosts?
🔗 16:24Kanzeon: So make sure you have enough
🔗 16:24Samph1re: David Icke is always a laugh
🔗 16:24 holidayMD: First TWEWY, now SoTN. Loading Ready Live is a stream after my own heart
🔗 16:24 CantWearHats: LRR confirmed lizard people
🔗 16:24Janielrayne: Oh you do
🔗 16:24Zeke229: yes, jet fuel cant melt steel beams, but it sure as hell can weaken it
🔗 16:24Valkyrie_Lemons: So wait, are all the magic spells avliable at the start of the game?
🔗 16:24Janielrayne: I'm wrong and dumb
🔗 16:24brainstew: They will apply Lizard people/reptilians to ANYTHING
🔗 16:24Lord_ZYRK:
There goes all your MP
🔗 16:24 All_Mankind: my favorite conspiracy theory is the one about Starbucks trying to turn the earth into a star using hyper-hot coffee, with their patented water molecules that stay liquid up to 3000°C
🔗 16:24Vulcnor: Tetra Spirit (20 MP) - ^! ^/> > v/> v + O or []
🔗 16:24Kanzeon: You can't try it again until you have 50 MP, lol
🔗 16:24 Lord_Hosk: The only reason you think Jet fuel can melt steel beams is because of the mind control chemicals they spray on you with the chem trail airplanes
🔗 16:25 Papperslappen: My favorite is Space lizards and chemtrails
🔗 16:25JohneyS: I love conspiracy theories, but if you read enough about one they pretty much always end up in antisemitism territory (or a similar terrible thing territory).
🔗 16:25 Anubis169: right now Alucard is running away to the zoidberg noise
🔗 16:25 Navarran: I have never heard that theory
🔗 16:25angelofdust337: in terms of conspiracy theories, nothing will ever beat Time Cube
🔗 16:25Sacrificialtoast: Tetra Spirit: Hold up for 2 seconds, half circle to the right, square or circle
🔗 16:25 CantWearHats: GUBMINT
🔗 16:25 CantWearHats: ilerminooty
🔗 16:25Kapol42: Alex "IT'S A GUBMENT..." Alexson
🔗 16:25Zeke229: tetraspirits sounds like a good shot
🔗 16:25Kanzeon: I always have the worst trouble casting Tetra Spirit
🔗 16:25Thisbymaster: L, LU, U, UR, R, square vampire mode
🔗 16:25TheAvelman: pooh you are eating all the government secrets!
🔗 16:25 Navarran: Wait, so that's their evidence?
🔗 16:25Spartacus1209: Alex thank you for saying that!
🔗 16:25 Nirvana___: I wouldn't say I have a fav conspiracy. Mostly because they fill me with white hot rage
🔗 16:25 Mowdownjoe: Half-circle up-to-down
🔗 16:26Rustenskurk: completely unrelated, but did anyone see that Tommy Wiseau from The Room did an AMA today?
🔗 16:26 CantWearHats: Nirvana___ white hot rage can't melt steel beams
🔗 16:26Danielleai: when is break 1?
🔗 16:26Cantwearcats: ok, now try Aura Cannon- A, down, down left, left... Wait, ***, wrong game
🔗 16:26 Aarek: I saw that Rustenskurk, his responses were awesome
🔗 16:26Spartacus1209: Did you mention the "pancake theory" element of that particular conspiracy?
🔗 16:26Valkyrie_Lemons: My faviroute conspiracy theory is we didn't land on the Moon. Forgeting that the USSR (Who didn't like the US at the time) never called them out on it.
🔗 16:26 All_Mankind: it's down left left A, too
🔗 16:26Zeke229: why are they balljoint dolls?
🔗 16:26farleyf: Does the konami code work in this game
🔗 16:26 Lord_Hosk: its unfortunate that the prevalance of conspiracy theories make people unwilling to listen to real facts that contradict "common knowledge"
🔗 16:26Kanzeon: In addition to these spells, a huge number of weapons in this game have special attack inputs
🔗 16:26Danielleai: Alex need a hand break?
🔗 16:26BaronVonRatsworth: I like the Keanu Reeves is an immortal conspiracy
🔗 16:26Kanzeon: They are usually hadouken inputs, but sometimes they're back-forward-attack
🔗 16:26 Vladislav_Vladislife: Its always based on the direction you are facing when you start the inputs... the are listed as facing right on the charts.
🔗 16:27Unknowngamer88:
catswearshats, nah suplex is the line here
🔗 16:27Zeke229: the reason conspiricy theorys appear is a distinct lack of occams razor
🔗 16:27Noxenluxe:
But Keanu Reeves IS immortal.
🔗 16:27 wildpeaks:
Smart potion ? I could use a ship of that
🔗 16:27angelofdust337: Valkyrie_lemons I love that particular part of the theory saying that we would never be able to go into the vacuum of space with spacesuits on
🔗 16:27 Senstaku:
Occam's razor? It's a sitty razor - always cut myself on it.
🔗 16:27 Senstaku: Shitty*
🔗 16:27BaronVonRatsworth: Touche Holidaymd
🔗 16:27Samph1re: Lord_Hosk, there's a conspiracy theory that the term "Conspiracy Theory" was popularised by the CIA to discredit people who ask questions
🔗 16:28Kapol42:
Keanu Reeves is actually Neo. The Matrix was a documentary.
🔗 16:28Janielrayne:
You're out of mana, Alex
🔗 16:28Arclight_Dynamo:
Humans make me sad.
🔗 16:28BaronVonRatsworth: The CIA does do some really...reeeally weird stuff.
🔗 16:28Zeke229: we cant have gone to the moon cuz we didnt put a monkey on it first, you dont go anywhere without putting monkeys there first
🔗 16:28Valkyrie_Lemons: Angelofdust337, yeah it's like...have you SEEN a spacesuit? They're not exactly small or fimsy.
🔗 16:28Zeke229: i heard a guy say that once
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: so... soul steal is basically an instakill to anything onscreen?
🔗 16:28 Lord_Hosk: The trouble is that conspiracy theorists tend not to ask questions.
🔗 16:28Lord_ZYRK: Lord_Hosk, it sucks saying you're against water public water fluoridation and having to preface it with "hear me out, I'm not a crazy person."
🔗 16:28Danielleai duck hugs Arclight_dynamo
🔗 16:28Janielrayne: Pretty much, Anubis
🔗 16:28Danielleai: how are you?
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: urgh...
🔗 16:29ndance: cant convince my students that the illuminati isnt controlling the government and everything else
🔗 16:29Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169, unless they have a lot of health
🔗 16:29MetricFurlong: my favourite conspiracy theory is the one that claims that most of the middle ages never actually took place and that humanity is therefore a few centuries younger than everyone thinks it is
🔗 16:29Unknowngamer88: like how agencies let people spout all kinds of crazy *** so the stuff they actually do at area 51 seem tame by comparision
🔗 16:29Arclight_Dynamo: Danielleai: Doing okay. Ish. You?
🔗 16:29ndance: all while worshipping satan
🔗 16:29Zeke229: its not torture, its enhanced intergation
🔗 16:29 Navarran: Lord_ZYRK, Well you sound like a crazy person whether you open with that or not
🔗 16:29Xavier0080:
@Ndance Arent they? Arent they??
🔗 16:29 Lord_Hosk: Yeah water Fluoridation offers dubious benefits at most at a high cost.
🔗 16:29Danielleai: I'm okay-ish too, Archlight_dynamo
🔗 16:29Lord_ZYRK: Navarran, well not literally saying that
🔗 16:29 CantWearHats: if you play the original Deus Ex you can get an idea of every conspiracy that was around in around 2000
🔗 16:29Samph1re: the Illuminatus! trilogy is an amazing trio of novels, but man, they are so fictional
🔗 16:29 Navarran:
"i'm not crazy but"
🔗 16:30 All_Mankind: i once talked to a flat earther who, when i pointed out you can determine the shape of the earth with simple math, claimed geometry was a conspiracy
🔗 16:30Arclight_Dynamo: The fluoridation thing really torques me out. A bunch of towns in Quebec have *stopped fluoridating water* because of it. Like... you *** dumbasses.
🔗 16:30 Mardonious: My favorite conspiracy is that Canada is a seperate counrty from the US
🔗 16:30Lord_ZYRK: Lord_Hosk, yeah, but people associate the idea with madmen blathering about mind control and Nazis
🔗 16:30 BusTed: A miserable pile of secrecy.
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: Alex: today at work i had to add a load of radio station links specialising in conspiracies to our repository for the stations list.. now of course i did it 'cause i'm not supposed to be biased at all, but i'm like "gimme a break, there are entire stations devoted to this?"
🔗 16:30 CantWearHats: All_mankind Euclid was an inside job
🔗 16:30Arclight_Dynamo:
Danielleai: Well, we can be okay-ish together.
🔗 16:30daneislazy: if the illuminati was controlling the government, they would be doing a much better job of it
🔗 16:30JohneyS: I wish our governments were competent enough to actually manage a conspiracy and keep it secret. .
🔗 16:30Valkyrie_Lemons: I remember Moviebob summed up why conpirecy theories are so prevenlent with "Would you rather believe that some sort of Lex Luthur illmaunti was behind 9/11...or a really incompetent government that you elected? One if far more comefting then the other."
🔗 16:30 lathostiran: extra-constitutional prisons and torture for reasons
🔗 16:30Cantwearcats: Was it Graham?
🔗 16:30 CantWearHats:
Pythagorus was just a government shill
🔗 16:30Zeke229: my favorite conspircy is that loadingreadyrun stopped putting out weekly videos
🔗 16:30cuttlefishman: The Pythagoreans were a wierd group
🔗 16:31cuttlefishman: didn't eat beans
🔗 16:31Zeke229: 2 words 1 name, alex jones
🔗 16:31Akaiatana: You can read about the real nature of the Earth on the blogoflat
🔗 16:31cuttlefishman: Wore strange clothing
🔗 16:31BaronVonRatsworth:
My favorite conspiracy is that Adam and James are two different people
🔗 16:31 Laserbeaks_Fury: A secret pile of misery?
🔗 16:31duckydale594: there are legitimate geocentrists in the world.
🔗 16:31Unknowngamer88: cuttlefishman no kidding
🔗 16:31Rustenskurk: Couldn't you avoid a lot of contradiction if you just state that math and logics are government conspiracies?
🔗 16:31 All_Mankind: the thing is, you don't need Pythagoras to determine geometry. you can invent math for yourself, people have
🔗 16:31Lord_ZYRK: Arclight_Dynamo, fluoridation of public water supplies doesn't really provide much benefit unless you're selling the fluoride. It mostly just costs tax money.
🔗 16:31 Anubis169: so PR Spin?
🔗 16:31CoyoteSans: The best part is the governments that actually stoked some conspiracy theory people just for giggles.
🔗 16:31Pshortt: wait a mo'
🔗 16:31 wildpeaks: you seem hooman
🔗 16:31 Nirvana___: What do you here?
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: eff this castle!
🔗 16:31cuttlefishman: Kiss
🔗 16:31Unknowngamer88: zyrk, i'd challenege that
🔗 16:31 CantWearHats: Al Ucard
🔗 16:31Danielleai: Arclight_dynamo, was in support of water floride?
🔗 16:32Nuurgle: dat clock do
🔗 16:32CoyoteSans: Like, taxpayer funded gaslighting and s***.
🔗 16:32Seirhune: Ah, this dialogue. Memories.
🔗 16:32angelofdust337: I think the most popular conspiracy theory is the Kennedy assassination theory, in that in how much of the normal populace believe it
🔗 16:32 Trippzen: She thinks you're a scrub.
🔗 16:32Thisbymaster: never attribute to malice what could just as easily attribute stupidity.
🔗 16:32cuttlefishman: Who ships Maria and Dr. Acula? I do.
🔗 16:32 Ba_Dum_Tish: Maria grew up cool
🔗 16:32Cantwearcats: Genba Arukardo
🔗 16:32Rustenskurk: Wait, is plot happening?
🔗 16:32Kapol42: Pick a card. Alu card.
🔗 16:32 Lord_Hosk: "We were lazy and complacent and did not do our job, which was to predict and prevent just this sort of event" gets translated into "we planned it
🔗 16:32 kais58: that room is sweet, dank loot
🔗 16:32Unknowngamer88: my parents don't drink flouridated water, and have tonnes of cavities, I do, and I've never had a one
🔗 16:32iLyonsGG: Alucard backwards. . . THAT IS DRACULA
🔗 16:32 Axiom4thewin: HAHA. Conspiracy nuts: "The government orchestrated this..." The truth: "The government was too incompetent to prevent this"
🔗 16:32Arclight_Dynamo: Lord_zyrk: Er... what? I'm looking at peer-reviewed articles that say otherwise.
🔗 16:32Artirian_Legacy: Get the sopwatch!
🔗 16:32Artirian_Legacy: *stopwatch
🔗 16:32Seirhune: I think if you wait in that room for a bit one statute will move aside.
🔗 16:32Sektor88:
get knifed!
🔗 16:32DGilbert6528: left will open every other minute, right will open will stopwatch heart ite,m
🔗 16:32Lord_Rakdos: that yellow clock looks break able
🔗 16:32 CantWearHats: my favourite conspiracy is that Alucard is just Dracula backwards
🔗 16:33 WilliamTheLastKing: To be fair, the Twin Towers weren't exactly the safest buildings every constructed.
🔗 16:33 TEHbigIVAN: so many clocks, where's Temple Fugit when you need him?
🔗 16:33Arclight_Dynamo: Danielleai: I'm very much in favour of fluoridation, and against the towns in Quebec that are stopping it because "chemicals."
🔗 16:33 BusTed: Put the tin hat back on, CantWearHats.
🔗 16:33 Nirvana___: Cantwearhats: LUNACY!
🔗 16:33Zeke229: my fave conspiracy is they faked the first moon landing but the rest were real
🔗 16:33Resolute8: Dracula is alucard backwards
🔗 16:33 wildpeaks:
Words
🔗 16:33 Vladislav_Vladislife: i remember my first playthrough of this game... I cheesed it and flew up the stairs using the slight movement of transforming into mist and back... over and over... it was hard.
🔗 16:33Danielleai: my ex now has better dental insurance than I do through Obama Care
🔗 16:33 Vladislav_Vladislife: to fight final bossman
🔗 16:33 BusTed: I think I remember doing that, Vladislav_Vladislife.
🔗 16:33 Mardonious: add flouride to the water isnt too bad its adding anti-biotics to the water supply that is terrible
🔗 16:33Morgoth_bauglyr: i got flouride as a kid. never had a hole in a tooth.
🔗 16:33 QuarterNote_: flouridated water is also very beneficial for kids
🔗 16:33 holidayMD:
They say Alucard helped kill Dracula before SoTN
🔗 16:33 malfunct: I am bugged by people who insist that everything be chemical free without realizing what they are saying.
🔗 16:33brainstew: I had a student in my composition class why wanted to choose anti-flouridation as his topic (in Florida, because its apparently a huge issue there) and eventually gave up because he couldn't find credible sources
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: thing is... people a lot of the time seem to be incapable of accepting a 100% complete truth that falls 180 degrees to their current worldview
🔗 16:34CoyoteSans: The best conspiracy theory is that Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was secretly replaced by a doppleganger, rather than just admit he just lost his touch as a musician.
🔗 16:34Zeke229: CHEMTRAILS
🔗 16:34SalmirAeon: music in this area reminds me of one the older Derren Brown TV Specials
🔗 16:34Cantwearcats: So meta
🔗 16:34Dezufnocosem: blasphemy has been called
🔗 16:34Danielleai: I'm guessing his teeth might be worse off without the floride...don't even know if it is in Alabama
🔗 16:34 BusTed: Out, Zeke229.
🔗 16:34 Fracaswell: book frand
🔗 16:34Unknowngamer88: "read my fanfic!"
🔗 16:34 adi_pie: Fluorine does also help early in life when you have to fix the necessary minerals in your teeth. Later in life it loses some of that usefulness.
🔗 16:34Vulcnor: Every time Alucard attacks with the knife I just keep thinking about the ICP song I Stab People.
🔗 16:34VISHARD: Bible Mist form combo?
🔗 16:34 lathostiran: CAM-trails?
🔗 16:34 adi_pie: But I've never heard of fluorination as being outright bad.
🔗 16:34Vulcnor: Or Roberto from Futurama.
🔗 16:34 Vladislav_Vladislife: lol chemtrails is my favorite
🔗 16:34Janielrayne: I'm a fan of the underground mole people conspiracy theory
🔗 16:34 wildpeaks: will you try to fix chat during the break ?
🔗 16:34 Lord_Hosk: The levels of Flourine in the water are not sufficient to protect your teeth, unless you hold the water in your mouth to allow it to penetrate. simply drinking it does not give if sufficient "access" further the people you described who can not afford dental care typically are not drinking tap water, but instead sugary drinks
🔗 16:34DGilbert6528: Conspiracy of the night!
🔗 16:34 Nirvana___: Actually realizing you are wrong in a core belief, and adjusting accordingly, is REALLY tough. It takes true effort. So many people simply choose not to
🔗 16:34 CantWearHats: Dracula's lava ball attack can't metl steel beams
🔗 16:34BaronVonRatsworth: Fan fic bible? You mean Dante's inferno?
🔗 16:34 Lord_Hosk: Its good in concept but the reality is that is is mostly a waste
🔗 16:34Samph1re: Yesterday I watched a 3-part conspiracy documentary that "proved" that a. Jesus' story was an allegory for the astronomical "Procession of the Ages" moving from Aries to Pices, that b. just as Jesus is a lie, so too was 9/11 (it was a bit of a leap) and c. something something Reichstag fire?
🔗 16:35 Navarran: I hate chemtrails SO much... the science is all there for you to understand
🔗 16:35Zeke229: my fave conspiracy is that all conspiracies are put on by the CIA
🔗 16:35angelofdust337: Has anyone here read, or have tried to read, time cube?
🔗 16:35Lord_ZYRK: The primary benefit of fluoride is its absorption into the enamel matrix of teeth. Unless you're holding water in your mouth, it's not in contact long enough to do anything. Meanwhile it is actually costing tax dollars.
🔗 16:35 SketchyDetails: I hold a place in my heart for TacMar conspiracies
🔗 16:35 All_Mankind: i skimmed it
🔗 16:35VISHARD: Don't forget that Alucard effort Value system
🔗 16:35 BusTed: Yes, angelofdust337. It is... a thing.
🔗 16:35Zeke229: I LOVWE TIME CUBE
🔗 16:35 Nightvalien28: Zeke229, considering what they do that might as well be truth
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: Lord_hosk: wouldn't just drinking enough of it simply give you flouride poisoning instead of strong teeth?
🔗 16:35BaronVonRatsworth: @Angelofdust337 Attempted to but then got a head ache.
🔗 16:35 BusTed: I'm sad it hasn't been updated in so long.
🔗 16:35 Lord_Hosk: The negative effects are "it costs money"
🔗 16:35angelofdust337: Busted a very hilarious thing
🔗 16:35 adi_pie: angelofdust337, I did, it's both hilarious and sad.
🔗 16:35Janielrayne: Do you know how to ride those, Alex?
🔗 16:35 CommiePuddin: Is Twitch on the Chromecast screwed up?
🔗 16:35TheAvelman: I personally believe Vermin Supreme is secretly in charge of the b'loominaughty and is controlling our government with his mind control toothpaste
🔗 16:35cuttlefishman: So... we should put flouride in our pools then?
🔗 16:35 Shirts_: Angelofdust337 the time cube *** gives me nightmares that people believe that
🔗 16:35VISHARD: If you don't EV train him it can get messy
🔗 16:35 cheetoJack: Cam Trails? You mean the dead bodies you find in the form of xcom recruits while he tries to get past the first few months?
🔗 16:35madmanoreo: why does the lady-part need a butt?
🔗 16:35dialMforMara: Question: I know that the word "chemtrails" is symbolic of "ridiculous conspiracy theory", but what would a chemtrail be if it existed?
🔗 16:35Lord_ZYRK: Anubis169, well it would vast quantities to cause much harm
🔗 16:36Rustenskurk: how about spreading flouride by chemtrails?
🔗 16:36 CantWearHats: mush!
🔗 16:36 JonciA: I just saw MTGO is doing an All-gold card Alara draft. Why can't today be a Magic stream day?
🔗 16:36CoyoteSans: Talk to Cam about fluoridation. Chemists know that stuff better than anyone.
🔗 16:36 RealGamerCow: I wrote an essay about the JFK assassination and how there were differing theories about what happened, and the teacher gave me an F with "JFK WAS SHOT BY OSWALD" on it.
🔗 16:36Dezufnocosem: dat butt crack
🔗 16:36 All_Mankind: i think i got the basic idea of time cube, that there are different times of the day at different longitudes of the earth at the same time and therefore time is quadruple
🔗 16:36 holidayMD: I love that stabbing a monster makes it explode
🔗 16:36DGilbert6528: I remember in school, grade 1 to 5 maybe, we used to get pouches of fluoride stuff to rince our mouths with and then spit out, every school day
🔗 16:36doomlimit: I feel like I've seen something I wasn't supposed to D:
🔗 16:36 cheetoJack: !advice
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
🔗 16:36 Laserbeaks_Fury: You'd likely die of water poisoning before flouride
🔗 16:36 CantWearHats: Alex is getting stoned!
🔗 16:36 Lord_Hosk: Joncia they are recording a draft for MTGO Academy
🔗 16:36Zeke229: obvs the gobnit doesnt exist and is a government conspiracy
🔗 16:36Seirhune: Is Alex using the combat knife for fun or to spite someone in chat?
🔗 16:36 nosole: They removed the flouride from the water in Calgary, ab and it's had a super detrimental effect on dental health. Bad dental health can lead to much bigger health problems.
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: did Alex just lose his shield?
🔗 16:36Seirhune: Or both?
🔗 16:36dialMforMara: @Realgamercow Sounds like my high school lit teacher, who wouldn't let you say in class that Shakespeare was written by anyone but Shakespeare
🔗 16:36VISHARD: Alucard true form statue?
🔗 16:36Artirian_Legacy: Be a demon mans!
🔗 16:36Noxenluxe:
A trail of antibiotics and narcotics for James Woods to find. dialmformara
🔗 16:36 The_true_Alestain: The Reichstag Fire Conspiracy is a real Conspiracy conducted by the the 3rd Reich Nazis to start their attacks on Jews across Germany.
🔗 16:36 blip2004: Dgilbert6528 we did that too and it was the worst. tasted like ***
🔗 16:36drcthulu: simply axe him a question to pass medusa plant
🔗 16:37 BusTed: Looked like the shield flew away, yeah.
🔗 16:37Samph1re: I don't mind conspiracy theories -- people are allowed to believe in whatever gives them comfort, be it religion, conspiracies, or whatever -- and it's always fun to play "what if?" in your imaginary zone as you watch their theories
🔗 16:37Spartacus1209: Did you lose your shield there?
🔗 16:37 Nightvalien28: alex you lost your shield
🔗 16:37drcthulu: !vote yes
🔗 16:37dialMforMara: @Noxenluxe Please be serious so that I know what you're talking about when you say "chemtrails."
🔗 16:37CoyoteSans: The basic idea of time cube is a man was sufficiently crazy to completely disbelieve all of reality, but still sane enough to compose it into words on a webpage.
🔗 16:37 JonciA: @Lord_hosk Than I hope they are doing the special Alara draft.
🔗 16:37 Pipping: My dog keeps looking round every time Alex speaks, i think he likes the sound of your voice
🔗 16:37dialMforMara: What do conspiracy theorists believe that chemtrails are, and who do they think is creating them?
🔗 16:37drcthulu: I love this game, awesome choice
🔗 16:37dialMforMara: I actually do not know this.
🔗 16:37Danielleai recalls icky trays of "flavored" floride
🔗 16:37angelofdust337: A lot of popular conspiracy theories about assassinations usually stem from the actual investigation being messy and disorganized
🔗 16:37Janielrayne: If you get past that sword guy, you can get into a secret room with a better weapon
🔗 16:37Danielleai: no matter what flavor I chose I regrettted it
🔗 16:38DGilbert6528: @Blip2004 It sure did... nobody seemed to wonder if it was toxic or not, then suddenly we didnt have them anymore, no explanation or nothing
🔗 16:38Zeke229: David Icke
🔗 16:38MetricFurlong used to have the opening paragraphs of timecube memorised for dramatic reading purposes
🔗 16:38Zeke229: Alex Jones
🔗 16:38Samph1re: dialMforMara, so, planes leave condensation behind them as they fly. Some folks see this condensation and think it's a chemical trail being sprayed onto the populace
🔗 16:38 All_Mankind: government mind control drugs saturating the atmosphere, Dialmformara
🔗 16:38Zeke229: Bill Maher
🔗 16:38 QuarterNote_: its usually government mind control
🔗 16:38Danielleai: it's not mind control
🔗 16:38dialMforMara: @Samph1re @All_mankind Oh. Makes as much sense as any other conspiracy theory. Thank you.
🔗 16:38 CantWearHats: "earthquake machine" what is this, comic books?
🔗 16:38Ravingpenguin: I saw a conspiracy theory that chemtrails are an atheist plot to poison angels and get into heaven
🔗 16:38Zeke229: guys, vaccines are mind control
🔗 16:38 holidayMD: The moon is just the back of the sun. That's what Scrubs told me
🔗 16:38 Havok4: If you are interested in conspiracy theories in relation to tabletop games I heartily reccomend Ken and Robin Talk about stuff podcast.
🔗 16:38Fullmetalraiser: Can someone explain chemtrail, never new what they were, but heard people talk about it
🔗 16:38DGilbert6528: All hail the HYPNOTOAD!
🔗 16:38Cantwearcats: Why not both, right?
🔗 16:38CoyoteSans: Well, Dees believes the Lizard Zionist Jew People Chemtrail the Sheeple into a stupor. Also vax are evil, somehow.
🔗 16:38 SachielOne: Something something HAARP Illuminati Lizardmen earthquake generator.
🔗 16:39 BusTed: Also, it's just like the weather control machine from that season of GI Joe.
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: lots of conspiracy theorists have a hard time even conceiving that the whole public can be crapped on for no reason because somebody was incompetent at their job
🔗 16:39 CantWearHats: how would that even *work*
🔗 16:39 All_Mankind: hey it's a videoscope showing a Death Canoe marathon
🔗 16:39 WizardZedd: I hard that HAARP is a weather controlling machine. And it's totally true, 'cause I saw it on TV! They never lie on TV!
🔗 16:39Rustenskurk: Fullmetalraiser basically that the trails left behind by airplanes are spreading chemicals from the sky
🔗 16:39Arclight_Dynamo: I mean... Christ... there are LEGIT, REAL conspiracy theories we can talk about, that are MUCH more interesting. Teapot Dome scandal, anyone?
🔗 16:39Seirhune: I thought HARP was the evil project in Remo Williams.
🔗 16:39 RealGamerCow: The chemtrails conspiracy theory I love is "They tell you the chemtrails are beneficial, but really they are mind control drugs". Because it is a given that contrails have chemicals in them, duh.
🔗 16:39Noxenluxe: Sometimes this is also attributed to the "dust" that is sprayed over crops by smaller bi-planes. dialmformara
🔗 16:39 Navarran: Human minds are AMAZING at fooling themselves
🔗 16:39Zeke229: RFID chips are a sign of the end times
🔗 16:39Frisky89: Alex...I got a friend who thinks a lot of crazy stuff like that he doesnt stop to the point that hes paranoid now
🔗 16:39Resolute8: My favorite conspiracy is the movie idiocracy is real...... O wait
🔗 16:39 JonciA: Some people need a fantasy, even a negative one, to deal with or avoid reality
🔗 16:39Dezufnocosem: wat is it?!
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: suddenly board
🔗 16:39angelofdust337: My parents made me sit through a documentary once where a couple of dudes say the apocalypse happens when the anti-christ inserts micro-chips into our bodies and those will insert angel dna into ours to enslave us
🔗 16:39 All_Mankind: to be fair, contrails ARE chemicals. the same chemicals as air
🔗 16:40 blip2004: I missed it. what happened
🔗 16:40 CantWearHats: "ladies and gentlemen I've just been handed this story..."
🔗 16:40 malfunct: and we don't even get to see what that really was
🔗 16:40Samph1re: I love music related Conspiracy Theories. The Paul-Is-Dead crowd are amazing. It's always "proved" by listening to some kind of backwards record
🔗 16:40DGilbert6528: can you do soul steal yet?
🔗 16:40CoyoteSans: Conspiracy Theories are rooted in the idea that the universe MUST have some ORder and MUST have greater plan, even if that plan is malevolent in intent.
🔗 16:40Cantwearcats: But really, why spout crazy *** for free when you can pay to be a scientologist?
🔗 16:40 Nightvalien28: show it to us
🔗 16:40lightningbolt234: what did it say
🔗 16:40dialMforMara: @All_mankind EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS
🔗 16:40kajinotora: Has anyone at lrr played dust and elysian tale, or plan to?
🔗 16:40Dezufnocosem: let's make conspiracy theories about what James just handed Alex!
🔗 16:40Danielleai: paranoia...I'm surprised the marine I know isn't more like that than he is
🔗 16:40 Pipping: humans are strange, they always want something to believe in
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: oh jeez
🔗 16:40ThatDangSkeleton: James came in to tell Alex to stop trying to disprove conspiracy
🔗 16:40daneislazy: "If I can believe in this utter *** maybe it won't be my fault that my life is in the gutter."
🔗 16:40 Zipa8: people believe some wack ***
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: the SHEER AMOUNT of christian mythology that works its way into conspiracy stuff
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: it's insane
🔗 16:40 SachielOne: People believe in conspiracies because it's easier for them to think that SOMEONE is in control of everything, rather than the truth that things can happen for no reason at all.
🔗 16:40Blind_luck: Of course it wont summon the devil, its made BY the devil
🔗 16:40CoyoteSans: The idea that the world is just full of unfortunate random chance is literally unthinkable to conspiracy theorists, because it is so much more terrifying.
🔗 16:40Danielleai: "angel" dna.....
🔗 16:40 CantWearHats: James clearly handed alex a pictur of a pyramid with an eye on it
🔗 16:40Zeke229: Obama's America 2016
🔗 16:41Arclight_Dynamo:
Or, you know, what about the Business Plot? Actual plot to carry out a coup to overthrow FDR. Now *that* is a conspiracy theory worth talking about. Actual conspiracy, there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot
🔗 16:41Artirian_Legacy: I'm YOU!
🔗 16:41ThatDangSkeleton: THE ROCK IS REAL
🔗 16:41angelofdust337: Yeah and my folks took it 100% seriously it was....migraine inducing
🔗 16:41Zeke229: what about the recent conspiracy of 47 senators?
🔗 16:41 RealGamerCow: Some conspiracy theorists believe in conspiracies because they are dumb. They are constantly reminded that everyone is smarter than them, so if they "know" something that the smart people don't, then that makes them smarter than the smart people and gives them power.
🔗 16:41 Lord_Hosk: Nosole, according to the health department of Alberta there has been no statistically significant change in dental health since the removal of fluoride from the public system. There have only been anecdotal reports "from dentists" that say they are seeing "more cavities"
🔗 16:41DGilbert6528: use tetra spirit
🔗 16:41Samph1re: all that said, the Bilderberg Group is kinda scary
🔗 16:41thmanwithnoname: Angel DNA? Are you sure you weren't just confused by the ending to NGE?
🔗 16:41 Zipa8: he has t he high ground
🔗 16:41 Vladislav_Vladislife: Magic his face off
🔗 16:41Cantwearcats: Angel DNA sounds more like an anime thing but sure...
🔗 16:41 lathostiran: magic his ***
🔗 16:41Lord_ZYRK: Aww crap, I got pie and Alex is at the outer wall already?
🔗 16:41Danielleai: the word angle spelled differently
🔗 16:41Dezufnocosem: git shrekt
🔗 16:41 TEHbigIVAN: that enemy is well animated
🔗 16:41ThatDangSkeleton: Thou art I, and I art Thou
🔗 16:41 All_Mankind: Warren Ellis has written some nice and entertaining things about the psychology of conspiracy theorists
🔗 16:41Vulcnor: Soul steal?
🔗 16:41DGilbert6528: Alex you should use spells
🔗 16:41Zeke229: or the theory that obama wont leave office *shakes head*
🔗 16:41MetricFurlong: Thmanwithnoname no, NGE makes more sense
🔗 16:41 BusTed: "Remember, when you make the magical evil mirror, make sure that the clone has slightly different colored clothing."
🔗 16:41Danielleai: where's the save point?
🔗 16:41dialMforMara: @Cantwearcats Evangelion
🔗 16:41 Axiom4thewin: Alex why aren't you drinking green beer?
🔗 16:41TheAvelman: have you tried Junding him out?
🔗 16:41 LoadingReadyRun: G: UNF. This game is SO GOOOOOOD
🔗 16:41dialMforMara: @Danielleai we just passed one
🔗 16:41DGilbert6528: tetra spirit might be good too
🔗 16:41 Elah806: Reddit is a great resource for examining conspiracy theorists/bogus science in its natural habitat. The reddit thread on homeopathy is kind of fascinating.
🔗 16:41 RebelliousUno: GG Unremitting
🔗 16:41CoyoteSans: That said, there ARE real consiracies... they're just out in the open because they don't NEED or even WANT to hide.
🔗 16:41Fullmetalraiser: Alex, you're getting your persona
🔗 16:41 Elah806: Well hey Graham
🔗 16:41drcthulu: I think most conspiracy theories are the result of either extreme ignorance or mental illness
🔗 16:41 JonciA: Alex, did you not test your deck against the mirror match?
🔗 16:41 wildpeaks: Alex doesn't drink
🔗 16:41 CantWearHats: ohai G
🔗 16:42Danielleai: he forgot break
🔗 16:42CoyoteSans: The people who rule the world WANT everyone to know they're ruling it.
🔗 16:42Janielrayne: Hahah
🔗 16:42 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:24:28
🔗 16:42cuttlefishman: Hai G, we're just talking conspiracy theories
🔗 16:42 Anubis169:
hiiiii G
🔗 16:42Samph1re: r/Conspiracy is great fun because it's a subreddit to theorists who often have *entirely opposing* theories
🔗 16:42angelofdust337: Thmanwithnoname Cantwearcats you haven't seen the weird, mind-numbing beast that is christian television
🔗 16:42Cantwearcats: Wow, he likes those knives
🔗 16:42 Vladislav_Vladislife: Sup G
🔗 16:42 CantWearHats: !advice
🔗 16:42 LRRbot: Use the oxygen dispensers located on the walls.
🔗 16:42 wildpeaks:
It's always more difficult when streaming
🔗 16:42Lord_ZYRK: Oh man you guys, homemade apple pie is DA BES
🔗 16:42cuttlefishman: !neptune
🔗 16:42ThatDangSkeleton: more knives than Dio Brando up in here
🔗 16:42 holidayMD: !neptune
🔗 16:42 Elah806: Oh God angelofdust337
🔗 16:42KitteyWolf: black cape alucard looks cooler i think. lol
🔗 16:42thmanwithnoname: @Angelofdust337 raised fundamentalist, emphasis on mental
🔗 16:42 MehallD: I'm back. Just spent quite smoe amount of time looking at the Pokemon Blue speedrun someone mentioned earlier
🔗 16:42 Nightvalien28: Lord_ZYRK, shaaaare
🔗 16:42cuttlefishman: Homemade Apple Sauce is also delicious
🔗 16:42Akaiatana: Lord_ZYRK BEES?
🔗 16:42TheAvelman: Jund em out
🔗 16:42Unremitting: I try RebelliousUno
🔗 16:43thmanwithnoname:
@Angelofdust337 So yeah, bit of experience. And sympathy
🔗 16:43Lord_ZYRK:
My slice! Get your own
🔗 16:43 Nightvalien28: stop hitting yourself alex
🔗 16:43 RebelliousUno: They were fun
🔗 16:43 Elah806: Infowars is always a fascinating (if terrifying) read
🔗 16:43 All_Mankind: well, you've got people who are insecure enough to desperately want to believe they know how the world works and also too intellectually lazy to go through the trouble of actually figuring anything out, what are they going to do
🔗 16:43 RebelliousUno: I was counting a lot if you'd had the Trumpet Blast
🔗 16:43ThatDangSkeleton: Start hitting yourself, Alex
🔗 16:43 Anubis169:
he's you, he's allowed to stunlock
🔗 16:43Unknowngamer88: "Why are you hitting ourselves?"
🔗 16:43angelofdust337: Thmanwithnoname and I couldn't really say anything because my folks would explode if I didn't go along with it, and I don't feel like dealing with that
🔗 16:43CoyoteSans: Reading too much of any conspiracy theory website is like reading too much of Lovecraft in one sitting: just too much madness to handle.
🔗 16:43Dezufnocosem: bwaaaa
🔗 16:43drcthulu: fortunately for you axe beats dagger
🔗 16:44 Anubis169: commercial time?
🔗 16:44Zeke229: my least favorite thing is the whole "Just Asking Questions" , the James Randi Educational Foundations or JREF call them JAQing off
🔗 16:44cuttlefishman: Break
🔗 16:44DGilbert6528: Dagger is the best
🔗 16:44angelofdust337: But that reminds me, isn't hilarious sometimes when you see the average's person perception of what a microchip is?
🔗 16:44Unknowngamer88: the nickname TTCs have been SO GOOD
🔗 16:44Thehalken: i love conspiracy theories. its my favorite genre of fiction
🔗 16:44TheAvelman: sweet, you junded him out
🔗 16:44Lord_ZYRK: Nightvalien28, alright, if I did this right you should open your disc tray and it should have pie in it.
🔗 16:44Zeke229: i ADORE james randi
🔗 16:44 Nightvalien28: Lord_ZYRK, sweet got it, thanks mate
🔗 16:44Samph1re: Lovecraft is hilarious because his greatest fears were things we love today: Multiculturalism and ethnic mixing
🔗 16:44MetricFurlong: Unknowngamer88: "Hey Planeswalker let me whisper in your ear..."
🔗 16:44drcthulu: axe + potion > bat form + daggers
🔗 16:45Arclight_Dynamo: Zeke229: "Just asking questions" = "Devil's advocate" = "I'm saying this thing I know you're going to disagree with, but I'm trying to shield myself from criticism for it"
🔗 16:45 Jondare: Samph1re, yeah, he was slighlty horrifyingly racist, even for his time
🔗 16:45Samph1re: Lovecraft's greatest fear would be Cthulhu presiding over a gay mixed-race wedding
🔗 16:45Unknowngamer88: metricfurlong I don't actually know the song being referenced, but it was stil rul good
🔗 16:45 Jondare: still a good writer though
🔗 16:45Thehalken: where the bride and groom arent related before
🔗 16:45angelofdust337: You also gotta love when Conspiracy theorists try to use gotcha tactics
🔗 16:45 Lord_Hosk: Oh look ANOTHER ad for Undateable on NBC they must have spent a LOT of money on that show because its the only ad I have seen on twitch for the past week, over and over "oh you want me to eat your mushrooms pizza? OK"
🔗 16:46MetricFurlong: it's not a very good song
🔗 16:46Unknowngamer88: many thanks
🔗 16:46Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, Twitch is *really* pushing this Battlefield: Cops game. No interest. Yuck.
🔗 16:46 The_true_Alestain: Lovecraf? I found him quite boring. In his time though? incredible.
🔗 16:46 Vladislav_Vladislife: Angelofdust337 right? like talking someone into a corner is difficult or proves anything
🔗 16:46Zeke229: i was on my way to a gay gipsy bar-mitzva and thought, gee, the third reich is a bit rubbish, why dont i kill hitler
🔗 16:46 Eryndil: Arclight_dynamo better than all the ecpi commercials
🔗 16:46Arclight_Dynamo: ECPI?
🔗 16:46 Jondare: Arclight_Dynamo, Not always. I for one just enjoy a good discussion, so will sometimes take the devils side
🔗 16:46 Jondare: Can be a good excersise
🔗 16:46 Axiom4thewin: @Lord_hosk I think it's hilarious that theyre putting cable ads on twitch like they're saying....please come back to TV...we miss you, and your ad revenue /hugs
🔗 16:46TAOTheCrab: wat? A f2p deer hunting game ad?! Wow...
🔗 16:47 Lord_Hosk: Twitch seems to have some issues with thier ad department, they get these MASSIVE contract so they have to show the same ad over and over and over
🔗 16:47 Eryndil: yeah, ECPI university commercials
🔗 16:47angelofdust337: Vladislav_vladislife Especially christian fundamentalists doing it, since you get geniuses like Kirk Cameron trying to push the Crocoduck or talk endlessly about how awesome bananas are
🔗 16:47 CantWearHats: I mean I do like bananas
🔗 16:47Arclight_Dynamo: Jondare: Sure. But you can tell the difference between someone doing that legitimately, and people saying "Nuh-uh... I'm just playing the devil's advocate, here."
🔗 16:47Zeke229: bananas are designed, BY HUMANS
🔗 16:47 Axiom4thewin: now thats HBO GO exsist I have literally NO reason to subscribe to cable
🔗 16:47 Jondare: Often yes
🔗 16:47 The_true_Alestain: Bananas are awesome
🔗 16:47Akaiatana: Urrggh. I keep getting this awful 10 minute hair transplant ad. the over-chat splash image part of the ad is this douchy guy being petted by a blond woman
🔗 16:47Unknowngamer88: that song sure was...something else
🔗 16:47 All_Mankind: Lovecraft also seemed to fear a second dark age where people divide into ideological ghettos incapable of exchanging ideas. . .disturbingly prophetic
🔗 16:47 CantWearHats: Zeke229 to appease our alien overlords
🔗 16:47DTor214: What sort of monster would design such a terrible fruit?
🔗 16:48 Nickisnick4: i still say the face looks like ian
🔗 16:48DGilbert6528: do bananas respect the golden ratio?
🔗 16:48Xavier0080: Wait, Kirk Cameron invented the banana?
🔗 16:48DTor214: Bananas don't respect anything.
🔗 16:48angelofdust337: Dtor214 someone who really likes the phallous
🔗 16:48Samph1re: All_Mankind, have you seen CGP Grey's latest video on "Thought Germs"
🔗 16:48 CantWearHats: but for real, the bananas we eat are speicifically cultivated by us so we did kind of design them
🔗 16:48 Axiom4thewin: wait...I like bananas...am I a CYLON?!
🔗 16:48MetricFurlong: Unknowngamer88, to give you some idea of its overall quality, Lonely Island did a parody of it and barely had to alter the lyrics
🔗 16:48 All_Mankind: i have not
🔗 16:48LimeJester: So much potassium!!
🔗 16:48 Lord_Hosk: the majority of the food we eat today was designed by humans. Carrots, Lettuce, Apples, Oranges, Grapefruit, broccoli, wheat, corn...
🔗 16:48Thehalken: I watched a lot of LRR and related stuff, and YouTube started serving me commercials for Tim Hortons...
🔗 16:48 Axiom4thewin: bananas > plantains
🔗 16:48 The_true_Alestain: DGilbert6528: Isn´t the golden Ratio only for Architecture relevant?
🔗 16:48Arclight_Dynamo: Lord_hosk: Cows, pigs, chickens...
🔗 16:48Samph1re: All_Mankind, search for "CGP Grey - This video will make you angry"
🔗 16:49 Axiom4thewin: Chicowig?
🔗 16:49 Lord_Hosk: Pigs are debatable
🔗 16:49 Lord_Hosk: Cows and chickens assuredly
🔗 16:49Zeke229: god, ray comfort *lays head on desk at warp 8*
🔗 16:49Arclight_Dynamo: Eh. True. There's some selection going on, though.
🔗 16:49DGilbert6528: @The_true_alestain i'm just fooling around but i believe the golden ratio is supposed to be found evrywhere in nature
🔗 16:49Valkyrie_Lemons:
Hershey Bars were not desigened by humans.
🔗 16:49 The_true_Alestain: Cool! I have to look it up again.
🔗 16:49LimeJester: I've seen golden ratio applied in a lot of different art fields, painting mostly.
🔗 16:50 Tuckiozi: Oonmooté
🔗 16:50angelofdust337: i read a jojo manga once where the secret to endlessly spinning balls is the golden ratio, but that also invovled them gaining psychic powers by absorbing parts of Jesus Christ's corpse so.....
🔗 16:50 Lord_Hosk: Hi Kathleen
🔗 16:50 holidayMD: The_true_alestain: You need to read more JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
🔗 16:50Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Kathleen!
🔗 16:50LimeJester: It's a Kathleen!
🔗 16:50 Fracaswell: Hi Kathleen!
🔗 16:50Hammith: Iiiiiiiit's a Kathleen!
🔗 16:50Zeke229: i dispise New-Earth Creationism
🔗 16:50 Nightvalien28: hello kathleen
🔗 16:50 Zipa8: A wild Kathleen appeared
🔗 16:50 Thepov42: A wild Kathleen appears!
🔗 16:50 Mowdownjoe: HAI KATHLEEN
🔗 16:50 holidayMD: Angelofdust337: Part 7 Steel Ball Run
🔗 16:50 LadyRhian: Hello, Alex!
🔗 16:50cuttlefishman: @Angelofdust337 - That's part 7 of Jojo, it's pretty good
🔗 16:50 QuarterNote_: oh hey we can get kathleen's opinion on conspiracies
🔗 16:50 Itazu: o hai Alex and Kathleen
🔗 16:50Zeke229: i blame Matt
🔗 16:50Vulcnor: We were somewhere around Barstow...
🔗 16:50Akaiatana: ERMERGERD KERTHLERN
🔗 16:50 Lord_Hosk: So you can still read chat you just cant display it on screen?
🔗 16:50 All_Mankind: i don't trust videos made to argue a point. it's how Zeitgeist became lauded as a "revelation"
🔗 16:50 RealGamerCow:
UPS where the are you with my laptop, dammit
🔗 16:50BaronVonRatsworth: I enjoy how he opens the banana in the "incorrect" way that basically all humans do. Look at how monkeys unpeel bananas, tis much more efficient.
🔗 16:50angelofdust337: Holidaymd yeah I know, one of my favorites actually
🔗 16:50cuttlefishman: Kathleen, what is your opinion of JOJO
🔗 16:50 Axiom4thewin: So do you guys celebrate st. beer's day in canadialand like we do down here?
🔗 16:50 CantWearHats: can you not just capture the chat window old-school?
🔗 16:51 Eryndil: (well and fibonacci)
🔗 16:51 holidayMD: Angelofdust337: It's the best
🔗 16:51MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: oh god Zeitgeist
🔗 16:51 All_Mankind: hai Kathleen
🔗 16:51 LadyRhian: Hello, Kathleen!
🔗 16:51 Anubis169 bounces around
🔗 16:51MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: I'd managed to forget that
🔗 16:51 Vladislav_Vladislife: Hyello Kafween!
🔗 16:51 Anubis169:
hihi Kathleen
🔗 16:51amythist: Alex, since it's in 4:3 why not swap the overlay to the 4:3 one with the chat on screen rather than the black bars?
🔗 16:51 wildpeaks:
back and ahh, bonus Kathleen
🔗 16:51mstrhair: yay Magic! hooray lady planeswalkers
🔗 16:51 LadyRhian: Byuuutiful graphix!
🔗 16:51DGilbert6528: snorsh conspiracies?
🔗 16:51DTor214: Hi Kathleen! You two look like you're dressed for different climates. What's the temperature like in the moonbase?
🔗 16:51MetricFurlong: amythist: chat on screen isn't working
🔗 16:51Samph1re: amythist, because the chat is broken atm
🔗 16:51Thisbymaster: i wish you could teach my girlfriend. But she doesn't want to learn because of the stigma
🔗 16:51 RealGamerCow: Axiom4thewin the biggest, most raucous St Pats day I've ever seen is in Montreal, and I've seen Boston St Pats day
🔗 16:52amythist: ahhh that explains it
🔗 16:52brainstew: Speak up kathleen plox
🔗 16:52amythist: must have missed someone saying that
🔗 16:52Dezufnocosem:
Alex the patron saint of casuals
🔗 16:52Arclight_Dynamo: Gatekeeping is the literal shits.
🔗 16:52 SachielOne: "I want to learn to play this game without dealing with the kind of people who play Magic."
🔗 16:52 LadyRhian: Is that a skull bouncing around?!
🔗 16:52 CantWearHats: the schemes!
🔗 16:52 Vladislav_Vladislife: St. Steacy
🔗 16:52Hammith: Kathleen wants to be evil? Who would have guessed?
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: Ladyrhian: it's a lively thing
🔗 16:52 Itazu: have you guys ever played Prismatic?
🔗 16:53ThatDangSkeleton: Kathleen can't not be the villain, she's saving the world every week for eff's sake!
🔗 16:53 LoadingReadyRun: It's called "Have You Met My Cohort"
🔗 16:53 LadyRhian: I can see that @Anubis169!
🔗 16:53Fullmetalraiser: Why are you guys not wearing green?
🔗 16:53Samph1re: Dear Dr. LLRs, how do you manage keeping MTG casual when you're at (what I would consider) a very high level of competence and game-knowledge?
🔗 16:53 Itazu: i heard about Prismatic recently, and it sounded interesting
🔗 16:53 CantWearHats: has TIny Leaders been played at Lady Planeswalkers yet?
🔗 16:53MetricFurlong: ThatDangSkeleton: she's saving it so she can rule over it
🔗 16:53Dezufnocosem: that's the librarians POOP CHUTE
🔗 16:53 wildpeaks:
it's totally not for bumping into a guy
🔗 16:53Fullmetalraiser: Oh wait
🔗 16:53 All_Mankind: i used to have a friend who made me watch Zeitgeist, all "it's gonna change your life" and "hurr the moon landing was fake" and then "those evil immigrants are stealing our culture"
🔗 16:53Fullmetalraiser: lo
🔗 16:53 wildpeaks: aww typed too slow
🔗 16:53 Lord_Hosk: He drops a sweet Katana
🔗 16:53Lord_ZYRK: Alex "fly up his *** over and over again"
🔗 16:53 CantWearHats: items out the butt
🔗 16:53Lord_Rakdos: so he likes it in the but
🔗 16:53DGilbert6528: you can get axe lord armor there i think
🔗 16:53 WilliamTheLastKing: why not EDH archenemy? EDH makes everything better!
🔗 16:54MadWaltz: wait, he drops progressively better items?? I thought he just dropped an HP up
🔗 16:54Spartacus1209: Fly up his ***, he poops a sweet katana.
🔗 16:54 Lord_Hosk: if you shove your head up the librarians butt he poops out good stuff.
🔗 16:54Zibanitu: I love how the books spew out letters...
🔗 16:54Lord_ZYRK: MadWaltz, nope, you have to keep chaining it
🔗 16:54Zeke229: tiny leaders
🔗 16:54Valkyrie_Lemons: Kathleen, may I ask what game you're playing tomorrow for "Kathleen Saves the World?"
🔗 16:54madmanoreo: that's how you get axearmor
🔗 16:54 Anubis169: "Next time Narset... Next time..."
🔗 16:54 LadyRhian: The hell? What are those things coming out of the book?
🔗 16:54 QuarterNote_: Valkyrie_Lemons, child of light
🔗 16:54MadWaltz: Lord_zyrk Wow, I thought I knew basically everything about this game. That's what makes this game insane
🔗 16:54Lord_ZYRK: Axearmor is silly and I love it
🔗 16:54 JonciA: Alex hates books!
🔗 16:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now)
🔗 16:54Samph1re: LadyRhian, letters?
🔗 16:55Valkyrie_Lemons: Quarternote_, ah thanks! : )
🔗 16:55 adi_pie:
If they beat you, just demolish the building. Be the Load Bearing Archenemy, Kathleen.
🔗 16:55 LoadingReadyRun: The mixture of sprites and polygons in this game is so gooooood
🔗 16:55Arclight_Dynamo: It's the Reading Painbow!
🔗 16:55Lord_ZYRK: MadWaltz, yeah, there are ridiculous hidden secrets in this
🔗 16:55 LoadingReadyRun: This whole game was amazing in its day. Still fun too!
🔗 16:55angelofdust337: part of me is convinced that librarians are evil, but that's just because I've watched too much Parks and Rec
🔗 16:55 QuarterNote_: is LRR G?
🔗 16:55 LoadingReadyRun: Quarternote_ yup
🔗 16:55MetricFurlong: yes
🔗 16:55 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 16:55 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (40/42)
🔗 16:55DGilbert6528: getting domed byt tomes
🔗 16:55 Anubis169: !game soooooooo good
🔗 16:55Noxenluxe: Lrr is always G, except when it's Alex.
🔗 16:55Lord_ZYRK: Did Alex get the jewel knuckles in the outer wall?
🔗 16:55 CantWearHats: Dhuron Dhuron
🔗 16:55 LadyRhian: @Samph1re Interesting.
🔗 16:55Baranastra: Such realistic books.
🔗 16:55Zeke229: hey G, what is your fave game to relax with?
🔗 16:55lightningbolt234: !game good
🔗 16:55 QuarterNote_: LRR how goes ___Blade the draft format?
🔗 16:55 Phailhammer: Just spent 15 minutes trying to get back into my Twitch account; apparently my username needs to be lower case in the login screen now. -_-
🔗 16:55 LadyRhian: I though they were bookworms
🔗 16:56 RealGamerCow: this game doesn't have the souls thing does it?
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: Forbidden evil
🔗 16:56 ImSincerelySorry: Alex, have you told everyone that you can cast spells before buying them if you know the command yet?
🔗 16:56 Anubis169:
as opposed to permissable evil
🔗 16:56Lord_ZYRK: Imsincerelysorry, yup
🔗 16:56MadWaltz: Realgamercow Nope, that's only Aria and Dawn
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: like nicking chocolate milk
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (41/43)
🔗 16:56angelofdust337: Imsincerelysorry yes, he was even doing some of them earlier
🔗 16:56Dezufnocosem: sittin on his toilet
🔗 16:56Valkyrie_Lemons: Is the game a bit choppy for anyone else? Or is it just my end?
🔗 16:56 LadyRhian: @Phailhammer Living up to your name?
🔗 16:56 Lord_Hosk: You say LRR is always Graham and Alex, but then its not. Like when we said streambros was always Andrew and then Matt was like no im Matt.
🔗 16:56 ImSincerelySorry: Thank you Lord_zyrk, I just came in
🔗 16:56 Vladislav_Vladislife: Waddya buyin?
🔗 16:56iLyonsGG: !game good
🔗 16:56Samph1re: "Stay a While and Listen!"
🔗 16:57Okipokute: cha-chang
🔗 16:57Baranastra:
Master Librarian? We need the apprentice librarian.
🔗 16:57 CantWearHats: this librarian is all about the benjamins
🔗 16:57 Phailhammer: Ladyrhian: Sure, even though it wasn't my fault.
🔗 16:57 Nightvalien28: I can never betray dracula. I got mad cash. deal
🔗 16:57DGilbert6528: for your speedruns i guess
🔗 16:57angelofdust337:
Why is Dracula the cheapest one?
🔗 16:57 JonciA: "I can't betray the master!" Have a cookie? "Anything you need!"
🔗 16:57lightningbolt234: who disliked this game seriously? did they not play it??
🔗 16:57Lord_ZYRK:
Yes, you beat Slaghra and Gaibon. Never going to see them again
🔗 16:57SaneremTTV: Can someone explain to me what people like about this game so much? I gave it another try last week and just couldn't seem to get into it.
🔗 16:57Phrixscreoth: Magic Missle! Cast it on the darkness
🔗 16:57 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 95% (42/44)
🔗 16:57 LadyRhian:
@Phailhammer It's your fault for choosing that name!
🔗 16:57ThatDangSkeleton: "hahah Thank you" it's like the Resident Evil 4 merchant
🔗 16:57Lord_Rakdos:
so i got transistor and my cp can't play it
🔗 16:57Lord_ZYRK: angelofdust337, that's only for Dracula you fought in the opening
🔗 16:57angelofdust337: Lightningbolt234 ok lets not persecuting people for different tastes
🔗 16:57 CantWearHats: having fun isn't hard when you have a library card!
🔗 16:57Zibanitu: HEHE, THANK YOU!
🔗 16:57 MehallD: ThatDangSkeleton, Whadda ya buying stranger?
🔗 16:58 Phailhammer: Ladyrhian: Never been a problem before.
🔗 16:58lightningbolt234: the music the simplicity the awesomeness
🔗 16:58ThatDangSkeleton: I'll buy it for a high price!
🔗 16:58Lynks_9: Lord_rakdos, that's mighty unfortunate, it's great
🔗 16:58angelofdust337: Lord_zyrk I know its still always kinda funny to me
🔗 16:58 LadyRhian:
Just joking
🔗 16:58DGilbert6528: try to get your hands on a combat knife
🔗 16:58Zibanitu: Straight up masterpiece of PS1 era. *Sigh*
🔗 16:58Baranastra:
i can not wait until the inverse world.
🔗 16:58Hammith: You need to do a Two-Headed Giant Archenemy Planechase game with Conspiracy drafting for Lady Planeswalkers.
🔗 16:58 Vladislav_Vladislife: this game is so long
🔗 16:58 Eryndil: And 2nd track on the disc.. that was amazing
🔗 16:58 Vladislav_Vladislife: !uptime
🔗 16:58 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:09
🔗 16:58 Vladislav_Vladislife: for its day
🔗 16:58MetricFurlong: Baranastra: assuming Alex unlocks it
🔗 16:58 Phailhammer:
Ladyrhian: Sorry. I know you are, I'm just on tilt a bit because it changed its system on me, then said I'd asked for a reset too many times, when the last one was weeks ago.
🔗 16:59Lord_ZYRK: Alex, there's a ridiculous secret for OP equipment I think you missed in the outer wall if you want it.
🔗 16:59lightningbolt234: im not persecuting them just dont understand, didnt mean to offend
🔗 16:59 Lord_Hosk: Saneremttv it was revolutionary in its day and holds up fairly well the art style, and requirement to revisit areas to discover new things as you progress. Many many modern games owe a lot to the mechanics this game introduced
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: Baranastra: given how alex refuses to play a rogue legacy character with vertigo, that could be interesting
🔗 16:59Baranastra: The books... Explode. How fancy.
🔗 16:59 Nightvalien28: lightningbolt234, some people don't like this style of game, its just that
🔗 16:59 The_true_Alestain: I guess I have to thank you. JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure looks indeed Bizarre.
🔗 16:59Baranastra:
Just joining now.
🔗 16:59 LadyRhian:
@Phailhammer Well, that sucketh donkey livers!
🔗 16:59MetricFurlong: The_true_Alestain: it is
🔗 16:59SaneremTTV: @Lord_hosk See that seems fair, I guess this genre just isn't for me.
🔗 17:00DGilbert6528: i had bought Rondo of Blood for PSP, and after a little while, i found a collectible in game
🔗 17:00 The_true_Alestain: And hilarious
🔗 17:00lightningbolt234: i dont particularly this game is just so good
🔗 17:00DGilbert6528: that let you play symphony of the night
🔗 17:00 Nightvalien28: I am loving this classical soundtrack
🔗 17:00Valkyrie_Lemons: Library Cards: Not only can give you a passport to a world of adventure....they can literately save your arse.
🔗 17:00 ImSincerelySorry: Lord_zyrk, I assume he also showed both types of the fireball spell?
🔗 17:00Akaiatana: Boom em, Alex!
🔗 17:00DGilbert6528: didnt play rondo of blood again after that
🔗 17:00Lord_ZYRK:
ImSincerelySorry, yup
🔗 17:00 Hrafnsvaengr: I blame LRR for getting me to start DMing a new campaign
🔗 17:00 LoadingReadyRun: Saneremttv, that's totally fair. Whatever anyone thinks of the game, it's a very *important* game, from a historical perspective.
🔗 17:00 Laserbeaks_Fury: Spellbook? Okay, B-O-O-K
🔗 17:00jechamt: Alex, we launched a pot o gold lrr fan draft and it seems jund em out is actually a thing that people do, so thanks
🔗 17:00 LoadingReadyRun:
Jechamt, it sure is!!
🔗 17:00Lord_ZYRK: SaneremTTV, not into 2D Metroid games either then? They're pretty similar.
🔗 17:01 CantWearHats: I really hope I can jund someone out at the DTK prerelease to get extra shirt value
🔗 17:01 LadyRhian: Dhuron? What's that?
🔗 17:01Lord_ZYRK: ALEX secret here!
🔗 17:01SaneremTTV: I can absolutely appreciate that this game contributed a great deal, I just have never really been one for most sidescrollers.
🔗 17:01Noxenluxe: What dragon are you playing for cantwearheats?
🔗 17:01MetricFurlong: LadyRhian: the skeleton whose head takes a while to explode
🔗 17:02Xavier0080: What an awesome team, lets murder them!
🔗 17:02 LadyRhian: Ah. Thanks @Metricfurlong
🔗 17:02 Anubis169:
covering rifle fire has nothing on a throwing axe
🔗 17:02SaneremTTV: I'll give it another try now that I've seen a bit more.
🔗 17:02Lord_ZYRK: There is a secret below you.
🔗 17:02DGilbert6528: Elevator not working, start generator, hehehe
🔗 17:02 LadyRhian:
SOON!
🔗 17:02 JonciA: Did Alex just enter Kingdom Hearts?
🔗 17:02 CantWearHats:
Noxenluxe I reserved Dromoka, cause that seems up my alley, before I realised I could try junding people out
🔗 17:02 King__of__Spades: dear doctor Chat should I make another grilled cheese ?
🔗 17:02Baranastra: So, is this a first run?
🔗 17:02 CantWearHats: still you never know with sealed
🔗 17:02dragoon3zero: you can soon have Jusice Dog form!
🔗 17:02MetricFurlong: bloody zombies, always in the way
🔗 17:02Hammith: Just JUND em out!
🔗 17:02Lord_ZYRK: SaneremTTV, I wouldn't worry too much if side scrolelrs aren't your thing.
🔗 17:03 Zipa8: just jund em out @cantwearhats
🔗 17:03 Eryndil: King__of__spades the answer is always yes
🔗 17:03Lord_ZYRK: Ugh, fingers plz
🔗 17:03Arclight_Dynamo: Hoenstly, I wonder if this game doesn't suffer from the Seinfeld problem; it was so good and has been so influential... everything has adopted what it did, and it stands out less today than it otherwise would have.
🔗 17:03 Nirvana___: King__of__spades: Never too much grilled cheese
🔗 17:03Baranastra: Kathleen, wait until the castle gets FLIPPED.
🔗 17:03lightningbolt234: junding seems harder with less fixing
🔗 17:03 Lord_Hosk: Im not a fan of this genera of games either but this game is beautiful and I recognize its place. Similar to why I love Star Control Two. Mass effect, Homeworld and many others wouldnt exist were it not for the innovations of SC2, the game played a big role in the childhood/young adult life of many people in game development today, just like this game.
🔗 17:03Lord_ZYRK: scrollers*
🔗 17:03 MaybeTara: I just got home from working St Patrick's Day in one of the busiest McDonalds in Ireland....delighted I made it home for some of IDDQDerp and with Kathleen too! Also Hi Alex, Kathleen and chat!
🔗 17:03Noxenluxe:
Selesnya ei? Then by prerelease law you will get an amazing Rakdos pool.
🔗 17:03Lord_ZYRK:
Lord "Star Control 2" Hosk
🔗 17:03 The_true_Alestain: Hello, Maybetara. Stay a while... and listen.
🔗 17:04Unknowngamer88: chines swerd lerd
🔗 17:04Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Maybetara, how are you?
🔗 17:04Sektor88: Hi Kathleen!
🔗 17:04Baranastra: So this is a first run-through?
🔗 17:04 CantWearHats: nope
🔗 17:04MadWaltz: Axes don't work well on the armored dudes
🔗 17:04 TrakoGamer: medusa head pls
🔗 17:04DGilbert6528: bible is actually useful here
🔗 17:04iLyonsGG: Stay a while, ride with us. Climb aboard the desert bus.
🔗 17:04MetricFurlong: Medusa heads are the most infamously annoying enemy in the franchise
🔗 17:04Lord_ZYRK: Baranastra, nope
🔗 17:05 MaybeTara: Super tired Valkyrie_lemons
🔗 17:05Oohlgrist:
oh god I hate the floating medusa heads so much 
🔗 17:05 Lord_Hosk: Baranastra not exactly
🔗 17:05Samph1re: Does anyone else use OBS to record offline Let's Play videos? I don't have any video editing software, so I just OBS to a file and upload it as is.
🔗 17:05 mtvcdm: We have elevator action!
🔗 17:05Chipton: Alex if you go all the way down to the bottom of this room (Room with Elevator) you'll find a door that needs Mist to pass through
🔗 17:05lightningbolt234: getting stoned is bad for your health alex
🔗 17:05 Lord_Hosk: Alex Played this game years ago and decided to play it again
🔗 17:05Cantwearcats: Wait, did you just turn on a generator?
🔗 17:05Noxenluxe: For example, I picked Sultai as my clan for both of the previous prereleases, I got Dragon Style twins in my first, and then Alesha in my second. "You have selected, Sultai, I think you mean, Mardu.
🔗 17:05SaneremTTV: Yes Samph1re, I find it very convinient as well.
🔗 17:05angelofdust337:
got back from dinner only see to fricken medusa heads
🔗 17:05Chipton: In the room Below that, you can open the wall and wait for a secret elevator
🔗 17:05Zeke229: guess what
🔗 17:05Chipton: And get the Jewel Knuckles early
🔗 17:05Samph1re: SaneremTTV, glad I'm not the only one
🔗 17:05 CantWearHats: D20 of saving!
🔗 17:05MetricFurlong: what is it, Zeke?
🔗 17:06Zeke229: CHICKENBUTT
🔗 17:06 Eryndil: Chipton what, in the teleport room?
🔗 17:06DGilbert6528: get bible!
🔗 17:06DGilbert6528: hehe
🔗 17:06 RealGamerCow: awww, i was going to say chickenbutt.
🔗 17:06Lord_ZYRK:
Chipton, ha, I already queued a message. I'm waiting to see if he knows it already
🔗 17:06 Lord_Hosk: No speed run, no 100% completion, no alternate motive other than "enjoy the game"
🔗 17:06 JonciA: Whiplash!
🔗 17:06dragoon3zero: Justice Dog!
🔗 17:06 SachielOne: It's more like a drop pod on a chain.
🔗 17:06dialMforMara: Is a glorified dumbwaiter a smartwaiter?
🔗 17:06 Aarek: we are doge now
🔗 17:06 CantWearHats: Alucard is a fine pink mist on the top of the elevator
🔗 17:06Zibanitu: WOOF WOOF!
🔗 17:06Lord_ZYRK:
🔗 17:06Unknowngamer88: dogemn!
🔗 17:07Kapol42: Pet the doge
🔗 17:07lightningbolt234: woolef
🔗 17:07 DoktorLoy:
🔗 17:07 CantWearHats: Dialmformara that waiter went to harvard I'll have you know
🔗 17:07DGilbert6528: lets you do long jumps too
🔗 17:07Oohlgrist: they totally stole that from twilight princess
🔗 17:07iLyonsGG: Alucard backwards is Dracula. Wolf backwards is flow.m
🔗 17:07Sektor88:
but is he just a doge?
🔗 17:07Lord_ZYRK: There's like, one secret you need the wolf for?
🔗 17:07Baranastra: We have a "Press _ to bark" button? Fancy.
🔗 17:07Sektor88: Whosagoodboy?
🔗 17:07dialMforMara: @Sektor88 Such justice. Very Alucard. Wow.
🔗 17:07 CantWearHats: literally a dog
🔗 17:07 LadyRhian:
Dumbwaiter? More like stupid waiter, am I right?
🔗 17:07Okipokute: you're your own mount
🔗 17:07Baranastra: !advice
🔗 17:07 LRRbot: Find another way.
🔗 17:07lightningbolt234: twilight princess stole this from sotn
🔗 17:07 Zipa8: its the gift if hicine just better
🔗 17:07 All_Mankind: was that an orbital elevator repurposed for going down?
🔗 17:07iLyonsGG: Wolves flow like mist? DRACULA FLOATS LIKE MIST. LOADINGREADYRUN, ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
🔗 17:07Sektor88: dialmformara: much vampire, such pile, many secrets.
🔗 17:07 Nightvalien28: such soul very doge wow
🔗 17:07 Papperslappen: It turns out that the wolf was inside you all along.
🔗 17:07DTor214: Wolf mode looks amazing. I think I just came to understand why everyone loves this game.
🔗 17:07Kapol42: Pet yourself then! Best of both world
🔗 17:07 Laserbeaks_Fury: There's at least one place in the cave the dog
🔗 17:08Lord_ZYRK: LoadingReadyRun, in the outer wall if you go down to the room above the room blocked by a gate fog can pass through, punch the left wall, and stand in the hole for 20 seconds you'll get something good.
🔗 17:08 LoadingReadyRun: Ilyonsgg, X-FilesTheme.wav
🔗 17:08iLyonsGG: G, I love you.
🔗 17:08TheAvelman: oh my, its alucards fursona
🔗 17:08 CantWearHats: I want to believe
🔗 17:08Samph1re: turning into a wolf was not invented by SotN guys... Twilight Princess didn't "steal" wolf-forms
🔗 17:08MadWaltz: Uhh, getting that pot (where you fell down the hole) is a lot easier as wolf, just FYI
🔗 17:08Baranastra:
Axe Knight, Sword Knight? Is there a Lance Knight to for a combo?
🔗 17:08 BusTed: I'm interested in this.
🔗 17:08Noxenluxe:
Sotn stole wolf-form from stoker's Dracula Confirmed.
🔗 17:08Valkyrie_Lemons: Is it just me...or does that Merchant REALLY sound like Beej in his Dakron voice?
🔗 17:08Unknowngamer88: who does Alucards voice? it's so friggin deep
🔗 17:09Oohlgrist:
guys I was kidding, maybe that wasnt clear, please dont get upset
🔗 17:09Lord_ZYRK: It's real obscure
🔗 17:09cuttlefishman: The Merchant is Beej
🔗 17:09cuttlefishman: !neptune
🔗 17:09 LRRbot: Arglebargle...
🔗 17:09 lathostiran: the hidden elevator
🔗 17:09 Senstaku: Dear Dr Katheen, will you be playing the Type-0 HD release on your stream in the future?
🔗 17:09 Metricos: HI FRIENDS
🔗 17:09 Metricos:
whoops capslcok
🔗 17:09Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Metricos, how are you?
🔗 17:09 CantWearHats: hey Metricos!
🔗 17:09Lord_Rakdos: Cantwearhats can you ban Lotofkappasforya
🔗 17:10Chipton: Bat or double jump
🔗 17:10 cheetoJack: !advice
🔗 17:10 LRRbot: Go live in the woods.
🔗 17:10 Briars_the_fox: Senstaku, no she already says she wont be
🔗 17:10 MaybeTara: @Valkyrie_lemons I was just thinking that
🔗 17:10Lord_ZYRK:
HI METRICOS not sorry for caps lock
🔗 17:10 Metricos: how're you lovelies doing
🔗 17:10 Senstaku: Briars_the_fox
🔗 17:10 CantWearHats: thanks Lord_rakdos
🔗 17:10Questhere: !neptune
🔗 17:10 Metricos: how dare u Lord_ZYRK
🔗 17:10Baranastra: !advice
🔗 17:10 LRRbot: Why don't you try and talk to the jewelry?
🔗 17:10lightningbolt234: womp womp
🔗 17:10Sektor88: Kathleen's gone full lava bears announcer
🔗 17:10 Senstaku: Briars_the_fox Thanks, I missed that
🔗 17:10Sektor88: ohai legion from SMT, sup
🔗 17:10Zibanitu: Quick, Flea, flea for your life!
🔗 17:10 Laserbeaks_Fury: Game is now offically Bark Souls
🔗 17:10 Zipa8: fupping skeletons again
🔗 17:10Lord_ZYRK: Metricos, Step1) DGAF Step 2) ??? Step 3) PROFIT
🔗 17:10 Hrafnsvaengr: So, apart from killing the mans, what exactly is the point of this game?
🔗 17:11Chipton: Yes, Soul Steal is straight busted
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: Get ye flask.
🔗 17:11 TheMoatman: Hey guys
🔗 17:11DTor214: It seems odd that hearts don't give you HP. I guess that's a vampire thing?
🔗 17:11 Anubis169: how do you soul steal something that's dead like a skeleton?
🔗 17:11Lord_ZYRK: CD: Castle Dracula
🔗 17:11v_nome: When did the chili peppers get involved, @Zibanitu
🔗 17:11Oohlgrist: Dtor214 hearts are mana, food is health
🔗 17:11 Zipa8: dont even worry about it ?
🔗 17:11Samph1re: in the novel I'm working on, there is a nation with an entire ecosystem of ectoplasm. Ecto-clouds, ecto-rain, ecto-fauna, ecto-people
🔗 17:11 lathostiran: its behind big dumb
🔗 17:11Janielrayne: Heh, I tried mentioning that room earlier, Alex
🔗 17:11 All_Mankind: so you might call it an ecto-system?
🔗 17:11Zeke229: if life can come from nothing, then why isnt there life spontaneously evolving in my peanut butter?
🔗 17:11Lord_ZYRK: Dude's a dick, but it's worth it.
🔗 17:11Zibanitu:
V_nome - Just a wolf joke, but I appreciate the ref.
🔗 17:11 BusTed: Could probably get knocked back up there.
🔗 17:12Baranastra:
Anubis169 Undead, in some cultures, have their soul clinging to their dead bone until their "goal" is accomplished.
🔗 17:12 lathostiran: break wall stand in, hold up?
🔗 17:12Danielleai: why is it that the women in this house that have failed marriages keep watching sappy romance stuff instead of trying to find a man that matches their needs?
🔗 17:12Lord_ZYRK: Stand there 20 seconds
🔗 17:12 Anubis169: oooooo
🔗 17:13 CantWearHats: DANG
🔗 17:13 Nightvalien28: lol
🔗 17:13 kais58: I did not find this
🔗 17:13 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi Kathleen and Alex
🔗 17:13Lord_ZYRK: SEKRITS
🔗 17:13Sektor88: Are you okay? Sir?
🔗 17:13Oohlgrist: so is wolfform kind of the morph ball of this game?
🔗 17:13DGilbert6528: no more stoning
🔗 17:13 kais58: oh, got it later
🔗 17:13Lord_ZYRK:
You are now OP
🔗 17:13 Lazarenth:
🔗 17:13Janielrayne: Dat face doe
🔗 17:13Hammith: I love Alex's 'wierded out' face.
🔗 17:13Danielleai doesn't like walking by listening to it just after what happened
🔗 17:13 CantWearHats: Punch-a-mans!
🔗 17:13Lord_ZYRK: I think that sound is from Castlevania 2?
🔗 17:13Spartacus1209: Love Alex's face there...
🔗 17:13PresidentLulu: Alex "Can't get stoned now" Steacy
🔗 17:13 Zipa8: fist of the north Steacy
🔗 17:13 Phailhammer:
Ooh, a Ruman Wr Sward.
🔗 17:13Sektor88: all undead straight punched
🔗 17:13Lord_Rakdos: we are PUNCHMAN
🔗 17:13 Metricos: punch everything til it dies
🔗 17:13Okipokute: alternatively PUNCHAMAN
🔗 17:13Danielleai knows why one of them doesn't
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: thanks Baranastra
🔗 17:14 CantWearHats: SHORYUKEN
🔗 17:14Zibanitu: Alex is Punchaman!
🔗 17:14Samph1re: Alucard Punchaman
🔗 17:14 Hrafnsvaengr: Thanks for answering my question, Dr Alex! I was busy eating soup so I didn't thank you right away. >.>
🔗 17:14 All_Mankind: punch yourself into a fine mist
🔗 17:14TheAvelman: chip punchman the third
🔗 17:14Lord_Rakdos: the crits are real
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: we are now Alupunch
🔗 17:14Janielrayne: Fist weapons crit a lot
🔗 17:14Alchemistmerlin: You have become one with the allpunch
🔗 17:14Valkyrie_Lemons: Theavelman, It's Punch-a-man actually. : P
🔗 17:14Chipton: Kathleen, by playing this game a LOT
🔗 17:14 Laserbeaks_Fury: Punch Wizard Fistandantilus
🔗 17:14 mtvcdm: You get enough people playing a game, enough bodies doing stuff, sooner or later, someone is going to find weird stuff.
🔗 17:14Chipton: I have an SOTN save file at 30+ hours made over 10+ years
🔗 17:15madmanoreo: is it the wolf and bat secret?
🔗 17:15Lord_ZYRK: You want a game full of secrets? Toejam & Earl 2
🔗 17:15dragoon3zero: i've died on the elevator
🔗 17:15 Nightvalien28: mtvcdm, true that but what leads one to just stand in there for a while without a reson
🔗 17:15Rikadyn: i have a sotn save file with 200hrs
🔗 17:15 Nightvalien28: *reason
🔗 17:15 Metricos: Dirty secret: I've literally never touched a Castlevania game.
🔗 17:15DGilbert6528: you can get the item over the generator
🔗 17:15 Metricos: and I'm almost 30
🔗 17:15maybetara subscribed for 6 months in a row!
🔗 17:15 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, maybetara! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 17:15 mtvcdm: I mean, we can ask ourselves how Graham managed to find a god-mode glitch in Sunset Overdrive because how would you manage to fall on a healthpack while you were dying. But we saw it happen.
🔗 17:15Lord_ZYRK: Nightvalien28, curiosity?
🔗 17:15 QuarterNote_: Probably by punching the wall and then going to the bathroom
🔗 17:15drthvd3r: Is it sad that I already know which secret that Alex is talking about?
🔗 17:15Samph1re: Nightvalien28, accidentaly leaving the game to make a sandwich or something
🔗 17:15lordofhippos: !next
🔗 17:15 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (44m from now)
🔗 17:16DGilbert6528: skeletor!
🔗 17:16Baranastra: Anubis169 Not a problem.
🔗 17:16 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, that would be my guess
🔗 17:16 Hrafnsvaengr: Not much of a lord if his fiefdom consists of like...fifteen feet of ruins
🔗 17:16Sauth235: If I recall, the Jewel knuckles damage increases with the amount of money you have. I could be wrong.
🔗 17:16 Anubis169:
oh the blood moon in the background
🔗 17:16Valkyrie_Lemons: There are also people who just go through the game code to see if there any secrets (or things that look unusal) to find stuff.
🔗 17:16Lord_ZYRK: I remember my mind being blown when I learned about the inverted castle.
🔗 17:16Chipton: Can't get to Clocktower without doublejump or some mad strats
🔗 17:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Others are just the Devs telling their friends and they catch on.
🔗 17:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Bye Kathleen!
🔗 17:16 Nightvalien28: bye kathleen
🔗 17:16 mtvcdm: Ah yes, the debug-mode community. Those guys live for glitches.
🔗 17:16 SketchyDetails: who is dumping feeds tonight?
🔗 17:16Sektor88: bye kathleen!
🔗 17:16 SketchyDetails: and bye kathleen
🔗 17:17 Ba_Dum_Tish: Dumping all the feeds
🔗 17:17Thisbymaster: this is where the wolf is used
🔗 17:17DGilbert6528: i think you can make those with wolf jump and patience
🔗 17:17Danielleai invites Arclight_dynamo into main DB chat
🔗 17:17Baranastra:
With that moon, all basic lands are mountains.
🔗 17:17Lord_Rakdos: where is double jump4
🔗 17:17 Eryndil: I thought that was the only way you could go....
🔗 17:17 Hrafnsvaengr: How is this mystical double-jump is used?
🔗 17:17Baranastra: Or, nonbasic are mountains8
🔗 17:17 Hrafnsvaengr: Achieved, rather
🔗 17:17seminoble: did you buy the key from the library?
🔗 17:17Chipton: It might be a wolf longjump... it's been awhile
🔗 17:18 The_true_Alestain: All Lands are Mountains
🔗 17:18Lynks_9: does the damage from thrown weapons scale to anything?
🔗 17:18Lord_ZYRK: Lord_Rakdos, End of the bell tower. Can't think of the area's name.
🔗 17:18 Hrafnsvaengr: Let's start at the very beginning!
🔗 17:18Lord_ZYRK: To the chapel!
🔗 17:18 Hrafnsvaengr: A very good place to start!
🔗 17:18Samph1re: tommy wiseau is doing an AMA... amazing
🔗 17:18 The_true_Alestain: Sorry, Bloodmoon makes all NON-Basic Lands Mountains
🔗 17:19 LadyRhian: LrrEFF Medusa Heads!
🔗 17:19Lord_Rakdos: we have the technology
🔗 17:19 QuarterNote_: all lands are mountains would be op
🔗 17:19Arclight_Dynamo: Danielleai: I'm there!
🔗 17:19Unknowngamer88: making all lands mountains would be irrecovably broken
🔗 17:19Lord_ZYRK: !uptime
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:38
🔗 17:19Baranastra: The_true_alestain Indeed, that is what I corrected myself to say.
🔗 17:19 LadyRhian:
Medusa Heads!\
🔗 17:19Flat_Ulance: SOTN , one of my favorite games =)
🔗 17:19 Anubis169: Character renamed, Matt
🔗 17:19Lord_ZYRK: Time to go up the Holy Stairs of EFF
🔗 17:19 The_true_Alestain:
Yes, Sorry Bananastra. I missed that.
🔗 17:19Baranastra: !game good
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (43/45)
🔗 17:19Lord_Rakdos: so many crits
🔗 17:20Surinae: chapel or basement
🔗 17:20 CantWearHats: too many crits, too many crits
🔗 17:20 Eryndil: !game good
🔗 17:20Baranastra: The gap is for... Inverse castle?
🔗 17:20Lord_ZYRK: Game SO GOOD
🔗 17:20Gemuotakuturner: how is he doibg so much damage with no weapon?
🔗 17:20dialMforMara: Axe? No, Old Spice is better. Throw aged garlic at them.
🔗 17:20Lord_ZYRK: Baranastra, nope. That's this castle
🔗 17:20seminoble: he has a fist weapon
🔗 17:20Baranastra: @Gemuotakuturner He is using knuckles.
🔗 17:20 Havok4: Well the second half of the game a bit.
🔗 17:20 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (44/46)
🔗 17:21 LadyRhian: Skellerton
🔗 17:21Lord_ZYRK: Gemuotakuturner, jewel knuckles early
🔗 17:21Surinae: fist type weapon
🔗 17:21Unknowngamer88: wow
🔗 17:21Gemuotakuturner: where you get them so earkt???
🔗 17:21dialMforMara: @Loadingreadyrun so it's the ectobiology room?
🔗 17:21Chipton: This was supposed to be the Last Castlevania Game since Castlevania 64 was supposed to be a stunning success that changed the franchise forever. Thankfully that didn't happen
🔗 17:21Gemuotakuturner: early?
🔗 17:21Rikadyn: punch floor
🔗 17:21Lord_ZYRK: Gemuotakuturner, you go into the room above them, punch the wall out, and stand in the hole
🔗 17:21 Eryndil: or soul steal the floor
🔗 17:21Chipton: So the A Team put a lot of effort into it
🔗 17:21seminoble: i feel like the test tubes where meant for something else, but the cut and still wanted to use the effect
🔗 17:21Thisbymaster: your princes was in another castle
🔗 17:21Zibanitu: Sorry, Alucard, your Dracula is in another castle!
🔗 17:21seminoble: they were cut*
🔗 17:21Xavier0080: Theres always a castle, theres always a dude with a whip
🔗 17:22Flat_Ulance: in fact the second castle is the real one
🔗 17:22dialMforMara: I'm not merely a so-and-so. I'm a Page of Light!
🔗 17:22dialMforMara: is that Link??
🔗 17:22 Hrafnsvaengr: What are the hearts for?
🔗 17:22TAOTheCrab: "so, it has come to this"
🔗 17:22 DoktorLoy: d i a l o g u e
🔗 17:22 LadyRhian: Her again?!
🔗 17:22Xavier0080: female link cosplayer
🔗 17:22 Ba_Dum_Tish: Maria is dressed like female link
🔗 17:22 CantWearHats: wibblywibblywibbly
🔗 17:22Lord_ZYRK: Maria Renard, aka "you don't get to play her because this isn't Japan."
🔗 17:22 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, does that means you have skimpy pants and very well shaved legs?
🔗 17:22Dezufnocosem: abandon all hope ye who enter homestuck
🔗 17:22dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 No, I haven't God Tiered yet.
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: Alucard wants to AXE you a question
🔗 17:23 Nickisnick4: !game good
🔗 17:23 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (45/47)
🔗 17:23Unknowngamer88: the voice acting in this game isn't actually that bad, the script is so just ham-handed
🔗 17:23 Nickisnick4: !joke bad
🔗 17:23dialMforMara: !game good
🔗 17:23Lord_ZYRK: Alex, will you be playing the entire game?
🔗 17:23 Nickisnick4: anubis that waas to you
🔗 17:23 Hrafnsvaengr: Ohhhh. Okay. That makes sense
🔗 17:23MetricFurlong: Unknowngamer88: the voice acting isn't that good either, to be fair
🔗 17:23 TyranicMoron: !game good
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: yup yup
🔗 17:23Lord_ZYRK: Unknowngamer88, it's so iconic, though, when they changed it in later versions, and didn't even make it better, I kind of raged.
🔗 17:24seminoble: !game good
🔗 17:24 LadyRhian: 4? 71 to 67 is 4, not 7.
🔗 17:24 JonciA: This place reminds me of Undead Parish
🔗 17:24Unknowngamer88: that's fair, metricfurlong
🔗 17:24 CantWearHats: yeah the hearts-as-item-fuel goes all the way back to the first game
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, wait is jake the page of light? I forgot
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (48/50)
🔗 17:24 LadyRhian: He's a corner case.
🔗 17:24dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Jake was Page of Hope.
🔗 17:24Lord_Rakdos: that must have a high crit ratio
🔗 17:24dialMforMara: Colors are similar.
🔗 17:24 Nickisnick4: !advice
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: Try jumping.
🔗 17:24Lord_ZYRK: Holy water would have been stronk here
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, right of course, thank you
🔗 17:24GundragonNZ: !game good
🔗 17:24Samph1re: anyone here been watching Steven Universe?
🔗 17:24 Nickisnick4: stronk indeed
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, YES
🔗 17:24Lord_ZYRK:
I learned that the hard way
🔗 17:24dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Welcome. I prefer the Light colors, though they're similar.
🔗 17:24Zaghrog: yes Samph1re
🔗 17:24Flat_Ulance: alucard is soo ridiculous in lord of shadow 2 , even if it's a reboot
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, rose is mvp
🔗 17:24 Hrafnsvaengr: Fun fact: Organ music is really fun to write
🔗 17:24Samph1re: Nightvalien28, aaaaah, right?
🔗 17:25cuttlefishman: This soundtrack
🔗 17:25Zaghrog: 2nd season of SU hype!
🔗 17:25 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, am on episode 20, but yes very aaaaah
🔗 17:25seminoble: inputs are really bad for this game, if you hit them too quickly the game will skip over inputs
🔗 17:25cuttlefishman: That South German Organ Tradition
🔗 17:25dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Oh yes. I was designing Rose cosplay on my second day of reading Homestuck.
🔗 17:25cuttlefishman: Mhmm
🔗 17:25 JonciA: Alex can't read the chat. Let's talk about his hat!
🔗 17:25 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (49/51)
🔗 17:25Lord_Rakdos: Zaghrog su?
🔗 17:25 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, awesome
🔗 17:25Lord_ZYRK: Playstation D-pads are finicky
🔗 17:25Zaghrog: SU = Steven Universe
🔗 17:25Samph1re: Nightvalien28, get to ep 50 faaast
🔗 17:25Sektor88: is twitch just bombing out for other people too?
🔗 17:25 Nickisnick4: joncia i hear its made of baby tears!
🔗 17:25dialMforMara:
@Nightvalien28 Thanks
🔗 17:25 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, too many streams too many streams
🔗 17:25 Hrafnsvaengr: Ugh. That reminds me. I have a prelude and fugue I need to write
🔗 17:26Lord_ZYRK: Dem shenans tho
🔗 17:26TAOTheCrab: chat occasionally disconnects for me, it hasn't been too bad so far
🔗 17:26cuttlefishman: !nextfan
🔗 17:26dialMforMara: @Hrafnsvaengr so will you leave to write and come Bach later?
🔗 17:26Samph1re:
Nightvalien28, the longer you wait, the more likely you are to get spoiled
🔗 17:26 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, yeah I have a tumblr, but I am avoiding as best as I can
🔗 17:26dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Avoidign what?
🔗 17:26 Hrafnsvaengr: @Dialmformara Nah, because I'm a lazy ***. Fantastic pun though, so kudos for that
🔗 17:26Lord_ZYRK: Alex, after pouring hours into this game you still won't be able to do it consistently. It's the d-pad.
🔗 17:27dialMforMara: @Hrafnsvaengr thank you!
🔗 17:27 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, spoilers to steven universe
🔗 17:27dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Oh. What is it?
🔗 17:27 LadyRhian: Axe him a question?
🔗 17:27 JonciA: Alex must have sucked at doing Fatalities
🔗 17:27seminoble: i said this already, but the game doesn't read inputs properly, hit them too fast and the game will skip input
🔗 17:27 Briars_the_fox: its likely actually forward circle back (directional to which way you're facing)
🔗 17:27 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, its a sweet cartoon, it is very cool and sweet check it out on cartoon network
🔗 17:28 Hrafnsvaengr: Why am I getting a phone call from Ontario?
🔗 17:28dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 Cool. What's it about?
🔗 17:28Sektor88:
I remember mastering scorpion's Toasty fatality when I was a youth. felt good.
🔗 17:28 Hrafnsvaengr: I'm in Alberta. Ontarians can go piss off.
🔗 17:28Arclight_Dynamo:
Hrafnsvaengr: Ow.
🔗 17:28 DoktorLoy: that corner guard looks a lot like the canonical main character from Dark Souls
🔗 17:28 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, so far from what I get, there are some heros called gems and this kid that is half gem called steven they save the world from evil
🔗 17:28Cantwearcats: All the swords
🔗 17:28dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 uh huh
🔗 17:28 Nightvalien28: too many swords too many swords
🔗 17:28Lynks_9: that is one fantastic design
🔗 17:28dialMforMara: whoa stained glass
🔗 17:29 Hrafnsvaengr:
@Arclight_dynamo It was you calling me, wasn't it? Well...I stand by what I said.
🔗 17:29Lord_ZYRK: Souls steal stronk here when you need health, though.
🔗 17:29 cheetoJack: so its just swords? neat
🔗 17:29 BusTed: sword pet best pet
🔗 17:29Lord_Rakdos: HOLLY HELL To many swords Tooooo many swords
🔗 17:29Samph1re: dialMforMara, Steven Universe is the show lead by Rebecca Sugar, the first female show-leader in Cartoon Network history. She used to work on Adventure Time. Steven Universe is an awesome cartoon that plays on ideas from shows like Sailor Moon. It's about a short, sweet 8-10 year old boy who is growing up as a member of "the Crystal Gems", a sailor-moon-esque team of Gem-beings who are kinda super-heroes
🔗 17:29 CantWearHats:
🔗 17:29Thisbymaster: confess your sins
🔗 17:29 Nightvalien28: dialMforMara, it is very well written and adorable
🔗 17:29 RobertMerlow: I love how into the art of the game you are, Alex
🔗 17:29Lord_ZYRK: I think that goes to the Colosseum
🔗 17:29Zaghrog: Steven Universe is kind of like Adventure Time: a kid's cartoon that acn be enjoyed bu a more mature audience
🔗 17:29dialMforMara: @Samph1re @Nightvalien28 That does sound adorable.
🔗 17:29 Hrafnsvaengr: I've actually been noticing the interesting use in Christian iconography in the background. It's really interestingly done, actually
🔗 17:29 LadyRhian: I assume big hearts are worth 5 (or 10), while small ones are worth 1?
🔗 17:29 Nightvalien28: this happens to me everytime I go to the church like wth
🔗 17:29 lathostiran: its time based IIRC
🔗 17:29Fullmetalraiser: Well, this sends a message
🔗 17:30Lord_ZYRK: I think it depends on what you're wearing?
🔗 17:30vrulg: sit in the other seat?
🔗 17:30Lord_ZYRK: I guess not
🔗 17:30 Hrafnsvaengr: Right, so am I supposed to be getting a really strong Hamlet vibe off this scene?
🔗 17:30Samph1re: dialMforMara, Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak fame called it "the most subversive sci-fi show in decades"
🔗 17:30Lord_ZYRK: There is a woman who attacks
🔗 17:30dialMforMara: @Samph1re I dream of a day when feminist media is no longer considered subversive
🔗 17:31Samph1re: dialMforMara, amen
🔗 17:31 Itazu:
thats awesome
🔗 17:31 mtvcdm: THAT'S something t oconfess.
🔗 17:31jechamt: that was disturbing
🔗 17:31 Anubis169: tagreed
🔗 17:31Lord_Rakdos: flrrblgib i love it
🔗 17:31 Anubis169: agreed*
🔗 17:31 mtvcdm: Forgive me, Father, I am about to sin. Watch! (shank)
🔗 17:31 All_Mankind: confession: good for the soul, not a real game mechanic?
🔗 17:31 Ba_Dum_Tish: Like the hum button in transistor
🔗 17:31Surinae: you can get an item here with the guy crying if you hit down at the right time
🔗 17:31Lord_Rakdos: Skelerang
🔗 17:31Arclight_Dynamo: Preach, Alex.
🔗 17:31 Hrafnsvaengr: No. Experiences are bad. No one should experience anything ever.
🔗 17:31Cantwearcats: But Alex, she was confessing that she stabs people every day
🔗 17:31Rikadyn: doesn't food drop from them occasionally?
🔗 17:31vrulg: Should people also get off your lawn Alex?
🔗 17:32 LadyRhian: Skelerang sounds like a Spam Phone call
🔗 17:32angelofdust337: I've been meaning to watch Steven Universe, the little tid-bits I've seem to be really inspired by Revolutionary Girl Utena, which already makes me interested
🔗 17:32 DoktorLoy:
🔗 17:32 Mr_Horrible:
🔗 17:32Kidror: You know what else is a really good show? Gravity Falls
🔗 17:32 cheetoJack: dont we have a counter for crows?
🔗 17:32 DoktorLoy: !russel
🔗 17:32dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 I still need to watch Utena
🔗 17:32 CantWearHats: !russell
🔗 17:32 LRRbot: 🐦 1 crow for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:32 DoktorLoy: !russell
🔗 17:32 LRRbot: doktorloy: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:33 VoicedOtter: hi chat
🔗 17:33 TheMoatman: Angelofdust337, It really is. I think Sugar has confirmed that. Also it's just really good
🔗 17:33Samph1re: Steven Universe and Gravity Falls both dopped huge bombs recently
🔗 17:33 Nightvalien28: angelofdust337, there are some references to it
🔗 17:33dialMforMara: hi @Voicedotter
🔗 17:33 VoicedOtter: !advice
🔗 17:33 LRRbot: You passed it.
🔗 17:33 cheetoJack: !stats
🔗 17:33 WilliamTheLastKing: oh yeah the confessional booth is amazing.
🔗 17:33DTor214: !game good
🔗 17:33 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (50/52)
🔗 17:33angelofdust337: Dialmformara its pretty awesome, one of my top anime
🔗 17:33SaneremTTV: !game good
🔗 17:33dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 I have the DVDs...they're two thousand miles away at my parents' house though...
🔗 17:33Baranastra: !advice
🔗 17:33 LRRbot: Release your tongue.
🔗 17:33 Hrafnsvaengr: Okay, but here's the only thing that's bugging me. The instrumental music is fairly typically German Baroque, modelled after Bach. The choral music? Renaissance music.
🔗 17:34Arclight_Dynamo: So... is this Stephen Universe thing something I would be interested in? I don't watch Adventure Time or anime.
🔗 17:34angelofdust337: Dialmformara I think they're legally streamed online by Funimation
🔗 17:34MetricFurlong: Hrafnsvaengr: the boss fights have electric guitars
🔗 17:34 LadyRhian: What does the bell do if you ring it?
🔗 17:34 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (51/53)
🔗 17:34dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 Cool. Is it something it should be easy to talk my boyfriend into watching?
🔗 17:34Baranastra:
The bell rings when you ring it.
🔗 17:34Lord_Rakdos: Ruined
🔗 17:34 Ba_Dum_Tish: Rekt
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: at least there's no falling damage
🔗 17:34 VoicedOtter: welp
🔗 17:34 Nightvalien28: alex went full adam there
🔗 17:34Unknowngamer88: !scream
🔗 17:34 LRRbot:
1 scream for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:34Zibanitu: Alex "NOOOOOOOooooooooo" Steacy
🔗 17:34Chipton: Really there's only one thing I don't like about this game. There STILL hasn't been a 2D 'Metroidvania' of this quality since and this came out in 1997
🔗 17:34 VoicedOtter:
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: not a scream
🔗 17:34 Hrafnsvaengr: @Metricfurlong It's not that there are different styles in the same game, it's that the two are accompanying one another in the same place
🔗 17:34dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 he is also an anime person; right now we're watching Captain Tylor together
🔗 17:35MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: depends on your boyfriend
🔗 17:35 Anubis169:
that's a frustration cry
🔗 17:35Thisbymaster: use magic
🔗 17:35SaneremTTV: There should be a "No!" count, but that's not a scream.
🔗 17:35 Anubis169: !scream set 0
🔗 17:35 LRRbot: 0 screams for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:35MetricFurlong: Hrafnsvaengr: the guitars also accompany organs
🔗 17:35 VoicedOtter: become bat?
🔗 17:35dialMforMara: @Metricfurlong well, we're watching The Irresponsible Captain Tylor together right now, so I know he likes /some/ anime.
🔗 17:35Unknowngamer88: Opinions: I has dem apparently
🔗 17:35angelofdust337: Dialmformara possibly, its a show that's mainly aimed towards girls and deals a lot with patriarchy and being trapped within that symbolism, but its still very broad
🔗 17:35Unknowngamer88:
chat
🔗 17:35 BusTed: It's impassable. Impossible to pass.
🔗 17:35dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 Fair.
🔗 17:35Baranastra:
Improssible.... For a non-bat.
🔗 17:36angelofdust337: Dialmformara Also it depends on how much you enjoy symbolism
🔗 17:36 Zipa8:
🔗 17:36 Hrafnsvaengr: @Metricfurlong That's fine. Mixing your instrumentation is fine. It's just the stylistic confusion that's bugging me
🔗 17:36dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 I do. Dunno how much he does.
🔗 17:36 Anubis169: s'il vois plait?
🔗 17:36angelofdust337: Dialmformara And I hate to be that guy, but when you can watch the sub. The dub is ok but it doesn't really do the show justice
🔗 17:36MetricFurlong: that's not a halberd; that's a bardiche
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 I've been told that by some very good friends.
🔗 17:37SaneremTTV: What does Soul Steal cost to use?
🔗 17:37Djcoconut___: best psone game of all time
🔗 17:37 Itazu: my bf and i enjoyed watching Ouran High School Host Club together, and i'm also a guy
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 Actually, what my friends said was that Utena has no English dub.
🔗 17:37Lord_Rakdos: it is a High crit weapon
🔗 17:37Djcoconut___: the feels
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: it bashes them?
🔗 17:37 Zipa8: read ur bible
🔗 17:37 Anubis169:
🔗 17:37 VoicedOtter: whut
🔗 17:37 Papperslappen: Classic bible.
🔗 17:37 Ba_Dum_Tish: Bible smash
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 in that the dub is so bad that it might as well be a different anime
🔗 17:37Rikadyn: equip a sword and knuckles
🔗 17:37 Nightvalien28: the bible freaks out and beat people n the face
🔗 17:37 Nightvalien28: sounds fair
🔗 17:37vrulg: That's what my bible does
🔗 17:37angelofdust337: Dialmformara oh it has a dub I've watched it, but its one that a lot of fans prefer to forget it exists
🔗 17:37brainstew: ouran's dub is painfull
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: @Angelofdust337 This is the point I'm making
🔗 17:37MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: that is quite common for older series
🔗 17:37SaneremTTV: This is why you read the Bible, so it won't fly around you and kill people.
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: @Brainstew Ouran is also on my list
🔗 17:38MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: and more recent series, in some cases
🔗 17:38 Itazu: Brainstew i found the sub kinda difficult too *shrugs*
🔗 17:38 Hrafnsvaengr: Wait, so we were just in the tower.... There are two towers? Are we in the transept or the naive of this church?
🔗 17:38angelofdust337: Dialmformara Ouran is also pretty good, but I actually really like the dub
🔗 17:38Unknowngamer88: damn this game is so gorgeous.
🔗 17:38dialMforMara: @Metricfurlong The only anime I know I could watch either subbed or dubbed are Witch Hunter Robin and the first Fullmetal Alchemist
🔗 17:38brainstew: It is so good but the dub is really quite terrible. My boyfriend insists it isn't but the twins sound completely different than one another and the voicing on some character is super grating
🔗 17:38ElementalAlchemist: So I just got here and it's a Castlevania game. How much wall meat has there been so far?
🔗 17:39 Mogling: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is great dubbed
🔗 17:39 BusTed: Who's a pretty bird?
🔗 17:39brainstew: The manager is so annoying in the dub
🔗 17:39SaneremTTV: Hrafnsvaengr I was just going to ask why there were two belfries and four bells to this castle...
🔗 17:39Sektor88: got there
🔗 17:39Djcoconut___: alucard>richter yea I said it
🔗 17:39MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: I am of the same school of thought as Alex vis-a-vis dubs
🔗 17:39 Itazu: Brainstew yeah, i hate her voice D:
🔗 17:39Zibanitu: Forget Bear Punch, Alex is mastering Bird Punch!
🔗 17:39seminoble: that painting is so metal
🔗 17:39Kapol42:
If you remembered, it wouldn't be a surprise.
🔗 17:39dialMforMara: @Metricfurlong What does Alex think about dubs?
🔗 17:39Cantwearcats: Is it skeletons attacking the last supper?
🔗 17:39 CantWearHats: heehee
🔗 17:39angelofdust337: Brainstew The real problem for me is the translation, for an anime like that you really don't want to be loose with that material but by god...
🔗 17:39 Mr_Horrible: teehee
🔗 17:39Unknowngamer88: LAWL
🔗 17:39 Hrafnsvaengr: @Saneremttv Also, why are the bells hung in a vertical stack?
🔗 17:39qfzulu: did she say Hrichter?
🔗 17:39 Havok4: Mentelgen
🔗 17:39 CantWearHats: hhhhhhhhrichter
🔗 17:40Lord_Rakdos: what clan is that guy
🔗 17:40mstrhair: Why does Link talk like a girl in this game?
🔗 17:40SaneremTTV: Uh. Because reasons.
🔗 17:40brainstew: Itazu, there is a lot of cultural stuff that the sub tries to explain which makes it hard...but the translation just skips it all instead of trying to localize
🔗 17:40Kidror:
I cant wait to play the Belmont clan at the prerelease
🔗 17:40 Hrafnsvaengr: Wait...another belfry?
🔗 17:40 Zipa8: maybe she just had a cold
🔗 17:40Zibanitu: Phlegm-ter Belmont?
🔗 17:40MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: 'don't use them' more or less
🔗 17:40 MehallD: anyone seays Richter, all I think is Total Recall
🔗 17:40 Hrafnsvaengr: Why does this church have three belfries!?
🔗 17:40SaneremTTV: @Hrafnsvaengr Make that three belfries and six bells now... Dracula LOVES bells.
🔗 17:40brainstew: It makes for a much duller anime with fewer in jokes
🔗 17:40hitash32: needs at least two more loads of phlegm to be fancy
🔗 17:40Danielleai: impressive clouds
🔗 17:40 Itazu:
Brainstew i watched both, but i knew my bf wouldn't be patient enough for the sub
🔗 17:40 LadyRhian: Oh, man. I HURT
🔗 17:40dialMforMara: @Metricfurlong ok
🔗 17:40 MehallD: "See you at the party, Richter!"
🔗 17:40Kapol42:
@Kidror I think you mean the Belmont BROOD, thank you.
🔗 17:40 CantWearHats: Kidror well now I want a Castlevania magic set, but then I remembered that Innistrad happened
🔗 17:40dialMforMara: Do you get Bat Soul if you spend enough time in the Belfry?
🔗 17:40angelofdust337: And man if you think Utena's dub is bad, Penguindrum's is just atrocious
🔗 17:40Noxenluxe:
I can't wait to as the belmonts in Return to Innistrad.
🔗 17:41Noxenluxe: paly as*
🔗 17:41 Hrafnsvaengr: @Saneremttv He also seems to have them hung from one another...with no clappers....
🔗 17:41Noxenluxe: play**, I can spellt today
🔗 17:41Samph1re: I'm always in favor of consuming media in as close to the original intended context as possible - this means subs on foreign films, correct aspect ratios on... everything... etc etc
🔗 17:41 CantWearHats: rekt
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: Cut Less
🔗 17:41 Anubis169:
🔗 17:41 Zipa8: rektasaurus rekt
🔗 17:41 Nightvalien28: Samph1re, well said
🔗 17:41 LadyRhian:
🔗 17:41 Hrafnsvaengr: Also, why does he have seven bells all at the same pitch?
🔗 17:41SaneremTTV: I think they must hire 6 bellringers to just jump up and down on top of them every morning instead of using ropes and clappers.
🔗 17:41MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: for a number of reasons, most of which are not dissimilar to Samph1re's commet above
🔗 17:41dialMforMara: @Metricfurlong uh huh
🔗 17:42brainstew: Dubs more recently are really great if they have the budget for voice actors. American VA has come very very far. But early 90s 00's was a dark time for some VA stuff in NA
🔗 17:42Djcoconut___: no dash? straight walking? lol
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: dat bassline
🔗 17:42 LadyRhian: @Hrafnsvaengr He's boring that way
🔗 17:42angelofdust337: I normally ok with dubs and like quite a few, but Utena (or any anime by Ikuhara for that matter) have never gotten good dubs,and their nature always make it hard to be even decent
🔗 17:42 Hrafnsvaengr: Why not just have one bell then?
🔗 17:42dialMforMara: Witch Hunter Robin and the first Fullmetal Alchemist are the only anime I've found so far with watchable dubs
🔗 17:42brainstew: I mean troy baker was taken mostly away from anime into games
🔗 17:42 Itazu: i need to watch more anime
🔗 17:42SaneremTTV: Dracula is into the whole "More is more" thing.
🔗 17:42dialMforMara: in fact, I think the FMA dub is funnier than the sub because of the voice actors
🔗 17:42Arclight_Dynamo: Hrafnsvaengr: Why buy one when you can buy six for sextuple the price?
🔗 17:42Samph1re: what really grinds my gears is when you find books that credit the translator as the author...
🔗 17:42Unknowngamer88: this song kinda reminds me of a Vangelis song...can't remember which one
🔗 17:42Noxenluxe: Cowboy Bebop has some good dubs.
🔗 17:42angelofdust337: Cowboy Bebop's dub is the one anime where I would say the dub is superior
🔗 17:43 Hrafnsvaengr: It seems extravagant to have six bells with the same pitch, hung wrong, all of them without clappers.
🔗 17:43brainstew: Mushishi was simul-dubed
🔗 17:43brainstew: the first season at least
🔗 17:43brainstew: and it is FLAWLESS
🔗 17:43Samph1re: Mushi-shi is... beautiful
🔗 17:43SaneremTTV: Hrafnsvaengr, I bet the bells are alive or something, that would explain it.
🔗 17:43brainstew: but second season they didn't and I'm worried they are going to ruin it
🔗 17:43dialMforMara: @Hrafnsvaengr they don't exist to be pealed. They exist to be struck, say by an Alucard landing on them.
🔗 17:43 SachielOne: Stroll through Castle Dracula... LIKE A BOSS.
🔗 17:43angelofdust337: Mushi-shi itself is almost flawless
🔗 17:43 LadyRhian: I would be amusing if the Axe Knights hurt each other with their axes
🔗 17:43MetricFurlong: Mushi-shi is one of the best things ever made
🔗 17:43MetricFurlong: not even joking
🔗 17:43 CantWearHats: !neptune
🔗 17:43 Itazu: i tend to watch both sub and dub to see for myself which is better
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: doublejump
🔗 17:43KNACC: Bacanno is a good dub and so is spice and wolf
🔗 17:43Baranastra: !advice
🔗 17:43 LRRbot: Shoot the mans with your bullets.
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: !neptune
🔗 17:43 LadyRhian:
a ton
🔗 17:44brainstew: I agree. I have a mushishi cosplay =3 The girl with the cursed leg
🔗 17:44v_nome: I'm sure somebody got there before me, but I just realized you are totally Alucard Dragonclaw
🔗 17:44 QuarterNote_: FMA has a great dub
🔗 17:44brainstew: PsychoPass' dub isn't so bad either
🔗 17:44 CantWearHats: all every skeleton straight punched
🔗 17:44 Anubis169 prefered the sub
🔗 17:44 Hrafnsvaengr: @Dialmformara I can think of few things more annoying to listen to than a peal of bells ringing changes where all of the bells are the same pitch
🔗 17:44brainstew: I started with the sub so it was a bit hard to transition
🔗 17:44 LadyRhian: Don't you mean… combat Inability?
🔗 17:44Samph1re: I'm kinda like Alex is with video games when it comes to Anime -- I don't hate anime, I just have rarified tastes.
🔗 17:44 LoadingReadyRun: I love that there's wholly different moons in different areas.
🔗 17:44 King__of__Spades: wait if it's not a full moon how are their warewolves?
🔗 17:44brainstew: but the expression and translation were good
🔗 17:44angelofdust337: I haven't seen PsychoPass's dub yet, I would be willing to watch the first season but season 2 I really don't care for
🔗 17:44dialMforMara: @Hrafnsvaengr a peal that's out of tune or poorly timed?
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: yeah G, the blood moon earlier was great
🔗 17:45 LadyRhian: Smeletons
🔗 17:45 CantWearHats: cursd dork sord
🔗 17:45 Mr_Horrible: syrf & tyrf
🔗 17:45 All_Mankind: makes me feel like i'm living in a water tank for some reason
🔗 17:45dialMforMara: @King__of__spades they're wear-wolves. Worrying about the full moon was sooo last season
🔗 17:45 Littha: Cursed sword has -30 attack
🔗 17:45brainstew: I end up watching a lot of sub cuz I watch on crunchyroll
🔗 17:45Baranastra: Tyrfing? The legendary sword that is suppose to kill someone ever time it is drawn?
🔗 17:45 Itazu: i like to watch the sub first, then watch the dub with my bf and explain what was different in the sub
🔗 17:45angelofdust337: Attack 0? Is there some weird benefit it has?
🔗 17:45Cantwearcats: It makes you Post-Lava-Bears Durgg
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: I like how you can just take your bricks with you
🔗 17:45Surinae: the more you kill with it the higher the attack gets
🔗 17:45 LadyRhian: -30? Ouch!
🔗 17:45brainstew: I like to be up to date.
🔗 17:45Samph1re: "We're not were-wolves, we're *why*-wolves!"
🔗 17:45 Littha: nothing is immune to it though
🔗 17:45dialMforMara: @Cantwearcats Poor Durgg...
🔗 17:45 Lord_Hosk: I love that there is a person like alex in the world
🔗 17:46 Littha: if you can get your attack high enough
🔗 17:46dialMforMara: @Samph1re I want a how-wolf
🔗 17:46AygarConrad: !next
🔗 17:46 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (13m from now)
🔗 17:46 The_true_Alestain: When-Wolves would be awesome
🔗 17:46brainstew: Diaimformara, what about a whom-wolf
🔗 17:46angelofdust337: I heard that the Fate/Zero dub is at least decent
🔗 17:46dialMforMara: @The_true_alestain would they time-travel?
🔗 17:46Samph1re: I want wasn't-wolves
🔗 17:46Noxenluxe:
What person like Alex? I only see Alex on the screen Lord_Hosk,
🔗 17:46 Hrafnsvaengr: @Dialmformara I guess, but hearing the same pitch ring 4320 times in a row in groups of six rings would be *** annoying
🔗 17:46Zaghrog: "I have approximate knowledge of many things!"
🔗 17:46Sjlangenegger: @Lord_hosk hey hosk, do you have time to do our sealed league game tonight?
🔗 17:46dialMforMara: @Brainstew Whom-wolves would be too pedantic for me. I prefer who-wolves.
🔗 17:46Samph1re: and will-be-wolves
🔗 17:46 Zipa8: wat-wolves are the best
🔗 17:46Lord_ZYRK: Well now that Twitch turned its *** the right way out the page loaded again! Finally!
🔗 17:46 Lord_Hosk: Yeah we can do that, I will get set up Sjlangenegger
🔗 17:47MetricFurlong: brainstew: I watch a lot of crunchyroll because it's practically the only real legal streaming option that exists outside of the USA - aside from the 10 or so series Funimation's youtube chanel doesn't region lock
🔗 17:47Sjlangenegger: cool, I'll hop on mtgo as well
🔗 17:47 Hrafnsvaengr: Ctulhu, eh?
🔗 17:47 LadyRhian: @Samph1re Wolfweres?
🔗 17:47 Briars_the_fox: dialMforMara, its Whom-wolves thank you very much
🔗 17:47MetricFurlong: also crunchyroll has Erin
🔗 17:47 Hrafnsvaengr: I see what you did there, game....
🔗 17:47SaneremTTV: Ctulhu? Is that Cthulhu's step-brother?
🔗 17:47 Zipa8: Jim Darkmagic?
🔗 17:47 LadyRhian: Those are wolves who can take on human form.
🔗 17:47brainstew: Angelofdust337: I didn't watch the first one, but recently watched unlimited bladeworks and man...how did they make such a good anime out of a porn-game?
🔗 17:47 The_true_Alestain: Totally, dialMforMara. And I would like them to time travel without control. Nad only on a Full Moon.
🔗 17:47dialMforMara: Hello, Jim Darkmagic here, standing in for Ron Dewings.
🔗 17:47Samph1re: LadyRhian, in D&D there are "Jackalweres" -- Jackals that turn into Humans
🔗 17:47 Anubis169 is part of a subbing group so he sees most stuff
🔗 17:47angelofdust337: Brainstew I would say F/Z is even better than Unlimited Blade Works, and I liked the original VN
🔗 17:48dialMforMara: @Anubis169 cool!
🔗 17:48 Zipa8: is a skeleton ghost double dead?
🔗 17:48 Omega_Lairon: Right. Now that I've crashed and burned at the draft... woo! 'Vania!!
🔗 17:48 Hrafnsvaengr: What are those even ghosts of?
🔗 17:48MetricFurlong: brainstew: from what I understand, the game is only porn because the main writer thought that would reach a wider audience
🔗 17:48 Omega_Lairon: More VIT! ,etc
🔗 17:48MetricFurlong: brainstew: he wasn't wrong
🔗 17:48Unknowngamer88: zhombie goasts, leave this place
🔗 17:48 DoktorLoy:
🔗 17:48 Hrafnsvaengr: They look like undead cats
🔗 17:48dialMforMara: @Zipa8 no, you can get a skeleton and a ghost from killing one being
🔗 17:48brainstew: Metricfurlong, that is so sad. And weird.
🔗 17:48angelofdust337: Brainstew And as for how they did it, there was some material in the VN in the first place, and really good editing
🔗 17:48brainstew: I would play that game but not as porn.
🔗 17:48SaneremTTV: Dear Dr. Alex, is there a special reason you're using the Axe power or is it just personal preference?
🔗 17:48 Zipa8: @dialmformara that makes sense
🔗 17:48 LadyRhian: @Samph1re Also wolfweres. I remember them from 1st and 2nd edition
🔗 17:48Unknowngamer88: "you just got knocked the *** out!"
🔗 17:48 The_true_Alestain: Weren´t there Wolve-weres that cahnged to human on a Full Moon in nD?
🔗 17:48 The_true_Alestain: DnD
🔗 17:48Skip_dippety: You killed the Plate lord! Now what will we eat off of?
🔗 17:48MetricFurlong: brainstew: there is a version of the VN with the porn scenes removed, I believe
🔗 17:49dialMforMara: @Skip_dippety bowls
🔗 17:49 Hrafnsvaengr: To be fair, Alex, if some guy with bejewelled knuckledusters punched you in the dick twice, you'd probably fall down too
🔗 17:49 LadyRhian: Being playing D&D since 1977
🔗 17:49brainstew: Hm, I may have to look for that
🔗 17:49angelofdust337: I wonder if they improve the PS1 games on PSN beyond making them playable on the PS3. I play the PS1 port of Chrono Trigger on my PS3 and its good, even though people told me that the PS1 port of Chrono Trigger had horrible loading times
🔗 17:49danielGZ16: remember you can jump twice dude
🔗 17:49 Omega_Lairon: Axe is pretty sweet. I'm a cross fan myself
🔗 17:49Skip_dippety: @Dialmformara But the Bowl Lord smells funny
🔗 17:49 The_true_Alestain: LadyRhian: I think there are.
🔗 17:49 Bryligg: Why are the Ninja turtles in the stained glass?
🔗 17:49Samph1re:
LadyRhian, oh man, I only knew about Jackalweres from 5th ed and knew they'd come from early editions. Didn't know they'd expanded the idea
🔗 17:49brainstew: SPACE JUMP
🔗 17:49Bluemage76: I have always loved the Holy Water.
🔗 17:49 Aarek: Use spacejump!
🔗 17:49 Anubis169:
Random thought... Alex's character is wearing the Jewel Knuckles, I'm imagining them being like the resin and glass shards from the movie "Kickboxer"
🔗 17:49Unknowngamer88: you have spaaaaaaace jump!
🔗 17:49 SachielOne: Use Space Jump!
🔗 17:49 Elah806: Bonus filming Thleen!
🔗 17:49angelofdust337: Brainstew They did eventually release a version of the VN with the porn taken out
🔗 17:49Lord_ZYRK: angelofdust337, well you aren't reading off of a CD
🔗 17:49Jedijon110: bonus kathleen in the background
🔗 17:49 Hrafnsvaengr: The number of different enemies in this game is astounding
🔗 17:50Danielleai: lol Alex likes to challenge himself with basic
🔗 17:50 Ba_Dum_Tish: Background Kathleen
🔗 17:50 Lord_Hosk: I hope at some point they encounter a darkmagic from one of the "lesser" dark magic families. The addition of "of the new hampshire dark magics" implies there are other one
🔗 17:50 MehallD: EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 17:50Seirhune: Yay, Twitch finally let me log in.
🔗 17:50Noxenluxe: I know tsukihime has the option to turn off the h-scenes, I think there was a version of fate/stay night that has the scenes edited.
🔗 17:50 CandyNuke:
🔗 17:50dialMforMara: @Elah806 is she a kaThleen like jerVais?
🔗 17:50 LadyRhian: Those Marionettes are CREEPY
🔗 17:50 Zipa8: @lord_hosk well we did already find Jims family in one of the podcasts
🔗 17:50 Omega_Lairon:
Aria of Sorrow was better
🔗 17:50angelofdust337: Brainstew I would again also recommend Fate/Zero, I would say its just a good entry point for that universe
🔗 17:50 BarcodeReader321: as opposed to the Jersey Darkmagics
🔗 17:50brainstew: Yeah I may look for the porn-less one. Not that I'm not into porn, but I assume it is aimed at a heteromale audience
🔗 17:50 Hrafnsvaengr: Did this game do well when it came out?
🔗 17:50Lord_ZYRK:
!ban Omega_Lairon
🔗 17:50Seirhune: Aria of Sorrow was great.
🔗 17:50 Hrafnsvaengr: I'm not up at all on my game history
🔗 17:50MetricFurlong: I second AngelofDust337 re: Fate Zero
🔗 17:50 Anubis169: it did extraordinarily well
🔗 17:51Lancer873:
Omega_Lairon: Circle of the Moon was the best though, clearly.
🔗 17:51Unknowngamer88: Weegee time!
🔗 17:51 Omega_Lairon: Personal preference you - I really like the Soul system
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: also yeah, Fate/Zero
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: soooooo good
🔗 17:51Chipton: There's a boss that spawns Mudmen. Sometimes. If it's not killed too fast
🔗 17:51brainstew: Angelofdust337: I have conflicting info on that. I have a lot of people who say it isn't worthwhile because the story is a lot weirder and weaker. I saw some of it and I tend to agree as I didn't like the characters nearly as much
🔗 17:51SerratedSabre: did this game do well? It's called metroidvania for a reason
🔗 17:51angelofdust337: Brainstew oh its definitely for heteromale, the main protagonist in the VN, who is the main POV, is very sexist at times
🔗 17:51 Omega_Lairon: "Worse" is subjective... it's like this is a 9.5/10 whereas Aria is a 9.51/10
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: but i played the games first, then saw the anime of it
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: so i'm a little biased fate/stay night wise
🔗 17:52 Omega_Lairon: Dawn of Sorrrow is sweet too, but the seal mechanic tilted me a little
🔗 17:52MetricFurlong: brainstew: most of Zero's characters aren't very nice people no
🔗 17:52Seirhune: You could probably double jump into one of the passages in the Clock Room when a statue moves.
🔗 17:52 Omega_Lairon:
!game
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: Rating for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on IDDQDerp is now 96% (52/54)
🔗 17:52angelofdust337: Brainstew I would say its better, but a lot of the first half of the show is build-up towards the second half which is magnificient. And every person I've recommended it too ended up enjoying it
🔗 17:52 Hrafnsvaengr: That clock was a different colour....
🔗 17:52brainstew: My current addiction is Yona of the Dawn
🔗 17:53angelofdust337: Brainstew Besides I would say overall the VN, and by extension UBW, is the weaker story
🔗 17:53 BarcodeReader321: though there were a long series of mostly successful castlevania games that came out before this.
🔗 17:53Seirhune: There ya go.
🔗 17:53brainstew: That anime is somehow both so Korean and just so damn good
🔗 17:53MetricFurlong: if you like myth and legend in general, Fate Zero is actually going to be a safe bet
🔗 17:53 Omega_Lairon: And I suppose upbringing plays a part in it... I only *just* played Symphony of the Night for the first time this year so...
🔗 17:53angelofdust337: Brainstew I've heard that Yona of the Dawn is good
🔗 17:53Chipton: You can take him
🔗 17:53 Zipa8: Bill o'riley mode
🔗 17:53 Havok4: Gah those tunes.
🔗 17:53Lord_ZYRK:
Nooo, you'll be fine in the Count's quarters
🔗 17:53 CantWearHats: you have critical fists, you might be ok
🔗 17:53 Nightvalien28: I love the australian skeletons
🔗 17:53 The_Intelligentleman: Hai Chat and Alex. Long time no see.
🔗 17:53MetricFurlong: hey The_intelligentleman
🔗 17:53Shortiexv: I have never seen this game before... are you... boxing the undead?
🔗 17:53 Hrafnsvaengr: Huh. Apparently, Olrox listens to Rachmaninovian music
🔗 17:53Seirhune: I wish I could remember how to do the weapon special moves in this game. Do all the weapons have their own? I have forgotten.
🔗 17:54brainstew: Its nice to see Japan making Korea out to be cool and interesting
🔗 17:54Chipton: Way better range though
🔗 17:54Lord_ZYRK: Seirhune, only a few.
🔗 17:54brainstew: Though China is still sort of the enemy in Yona
🔗 17:54armada_crab: You can equip the cheese?
🔗 17:54angelofdust337: Brainstew that's interesting given their track record with Korea in general
🔗 17:54brainstew: Only with a different name
🔗 17:54 Anubis169: every weapon in the game hates you at once
🔗 17:54 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:56
🔗 17:54 Bryligg: So Alucard is actually Chip from Lava Bears
🔗 17:54SaneremTTV: "Critical Fists" would be a sweet name for a cover band.
🔗 17:54 DarkMorford: Hey Alex, hey chat!
🔗 17:54 EldraziOutlaw: Wait... Is this Matt's character from Lava Bears?
🔗 17:54Frostbeard31:
I wonder who did more property damage. link or any of the castlevania protagonists
🔗 17:54Samph1re: would it be inaccurate to compare Japan and Korean's relationship to GB and Ireland?
🔗 17:54 DarkMorford: !next
🔗 17:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now)
🔗 17:54angelofdust337: ZA WARUDO!
🔗 17:54Seirhune: @Lord_zyrk I thought there was a special move with the jewel knuckles that causes gems to drop, but I am likely misremembering.
🔗 17:54 EldraziOutlaw: Samph1re, not really no
🔗 17:54 Omega_Lairon: Hey, he was cheap first... I mean, who bring 35 knivfes to a knife fight?
🔗 17:55 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: so at what length does sleep stop being a nap?
🔗 17:55 LadyRhian: We has optionsWe deed it!
🔗 17:55Lord_ZYRK: Seirhune, I don't remember there being one.
🔗 17:55Blunderscore:
Alucard. So mysterious
🔗 17:55Arclight_Dynamo: Samph1re: Similar, I'd think, yes.
🔗 17:55 BusTed: Get punched!
🔗 17:55 Hrafnsvaengr: The music design for this game is great
🔗 17:55 BarcodeReader321: so, alex, is the DS game you were playing just a portable port of this game? cause I'm noticing a lot of similarities.
🔗 17:55 Havok4: Find the therewolf
🔗 17:55Valkyrie_Lemons: Samph1re, it's not innacurate, per se, but they're not all that simular
🔗 17:55 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: if I had to pick one game to have a pc port it would be iether this or shadow of the colossus
🔗 17:55 The_Intelligentleman: THE JAMS
🔗 17:55 Anubis169 jives to the jam
🔗 17:55angelofdust337: Japan has committed very heinous crimes in Korea, but they don't have any real control over them like GB and Ireland
🔗 17:55Seirhune: Somewhere in my house is the soundtrack for this game. I wish I could remember where..
🔗 17:55 Omega_Lairon: Dawn of Sorrow is a completely different game, but definitely building off the same style
🔗 17:55TAOTheCrab: I thought 30 minutes was a nap, and 90 minutes was, well, a sleep cycle?
🔗 17:55 BarcodeReader321: k
🔗 17:56Blunderscore: Punch skeletons in the junk for CRITICAL DAMAGE
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: angelofdust337: huh?
🔗 17:56armada_crab: feel that funk
🔗 17:56angelofdust337: Brainstew But yeah I would definitely say give F/Z a chance, especially going all the way through
🔗 17:56SaneremTTV: *Sleep cycle does not mean you should stop sleeping!
🔗 17:56Rikadyn: Dagger is the best 2nd weapon
🔗 17:56Danielleai: nice tunes
🔗 17:56SerratedSabre: dat music
🔗 17:56 EldraziOutlaw: TAOTheCrab, depends, but typically a sleep cycle is like 6-10 hours
🔗 17:56angelofdust337: Anubis169 huh to what?
🔗 17:56Oohlgrist: anyone know if alex is playing on original hardware or if this is emulated?
🔗 17:56Arclight_Dynamo: PS3
🔗 17:56 Anubis169:
nevermind
🔗 17:56Zibanitu: Soundtrack is easily worth the price of admission.
🔗 17:56 Omega_Lairon: TO be fair... judging games against the bar set by masterpieces such as this is a little harsh...
🔗 17:56 BarcodeReader321: nap can be expanded to mean between 10 minutes and 2 hours
🔗 17:57MetricFurlong: Oohlgrist: it's the PSN version - which is itself technically an emulation, but official so
🔗 17:57Oohlgrist: oh cool thanks
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (2m from now)
🔗 17:57TAOTheCrab: like, sleep cycle as in a REM cycle or something, not a "full night's sleep" type cycle
🔗 17:57BidetoftheDead: God damn it, the day Alex is playing one of my favorite games my internet is complete ***.
🔗 17:57TAOTheCrab should probably "nap"
🔗 17:57SaneremTTV: Uh. Is that a giant rat with ram horns?
🔗 17:57Seirhune:
Farm gold skelly for gold ring?
🔗 17:57 Mr_Horrible: Oh man, it's the behemoth!
🔗 17:57Danielleai: a lot of them have ridiculous timelines
🔗 17:57 Hrafnsvaengr: Question though: Are games like this, quality-wise, still economically viable?
🔗 17:58 CantWearHats: just stay focused
🔗 17:58SerratedSabre: and that bull there was one of the bosses in an earlier Castlevania
🔗 17:58 Mr_Horrible: I never noticed that the first time!
🔗 17:58angelofdust337: And its true that Fate/Zero's characters aren't nice, but you see how they got that way and understand them in the end
🔗 17:58 The_Intelligentleman: Alex, have you played Grow Home yet?
🔗 17:58 CantWearHats: boold clo-ak!
🔗 17:58Chipton: Hellfire might be a better option there Alex
🔗 17:58 mtvcdm: Dang. No Northern Lights here.
🔗 17:58Chipton: For the Phantoms
🔗 17:58Unknowngamer88: sick!
🔗 17:58 Omega_Lairon: I suppose that's fair too - we're not *asking* that every game be this brilliant, but as long as they try... but they don't
🔗 17:58 Ba_Dum_Tish: The tunes just so jammin
🔗 17:58Lord_ZYRK: You also fight that in a strangely similar area in Castlevanis 64
🔗 17:58 Anubis169 can vouch for Fate/Zero
🔗 17:58 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: wow first pack I opened in draft has 2 heelcutters and a flamecrash rider, I guess I'm drafting red
🔗 17:58Zeke229: grow home is AMAZING
🔗 17:58angelofdust337: Hrafnsvaengr I would say yes, but on a cheaper and lower scale. Look at a lot of the indie scene
🔗 17:58 The_true_Alestain: This music is so not fitting in this area.
🔗 17:59BidetoftheDead: Dear Dr. Alex, why are you fisty cuffing?
🔗 17:59Zeke229: grow home IS NOT A PARODY
🔗 17:59 CantWearHats: grow home is nothing to do with gone home
🔗 17:59 QuarterNote_: grow home has nothing to do with gone home
🔗 17:59Zeke229: it is a cute little game
🔗 17:59angelofdust337: They are two very different games
🔗 17:59BidetoftheDead: Rondo of Blood
🔗 17:59Lord_ZYRK: Grow home looks good. Haven't played it though.
🔗 17:59 The_Intelligentleman: Grow Home is a great little game, MADE BY UBISOFT. *gasp*
🔗 17:59Abcxyq: Wow that game looks cute
🔗 17:59Shortiexv: I am curious about Alex's opinions on Monster Tale for DS
🔗 17:59 SachielOne: Drac's castle is so badass it killed the Taurus Demon.
🔗 17:59 The_Intelligentleman: It's seriously great
🔗 17:59Lord_ZYRK: You do not fight that thing in this game.
🔗 17:59Shortiexv: has anyone in chat played it?
🔗 17:59Danielleai: Alex, you ARE a cute little game
🔗 17:59SerratedSabre: Rondo of blood is I think the Behemoth's first appearance
🔗 18:00MetricFurlong: The_Intelligentleman: Valiant Hearts was also Ubisoft, wasn't it?
🔗 18:00 QuarterNote_: Shortiexv, heather streamed it
🔗 18:00 Hrafnsvaengr: @Angelofdust337 The problem is, cheaper/lower scale games tend to be ones which are essentially economically neutral in the larger scheme of things.
🔗 18:00 CantWearHats: Grow Home is a game where you play as a little robot dude growing a big plant to get to his spaceship, iirc
🔗 18:00 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, I think Rondo... but I'm tempted to say maybe there was a giant minotaur boss in Castlevania 2
🔗 18:00Zeke229: um, its about a robot that has to grow a plant
🔗 18:00 The_Intelligentleman: Yes I think it was.
🔗 18:00MrJWhit: Uh, why does Alex have a punch-ing thing?
🔗 18:00Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Ian!
🔗 18:00Zibanitu: The recall's not posted on the Government website yet, but thanks for the heads up, Zeke229
🔗 18:00 BusTed: Seaman thirsts for blood.
🔗 18:00angelofdust337: The_intelligentleman Metricfurlong also they made princess of light
🔗 18:00 Itazu:
its an Icosahedron
🔗 18:00Lord_ZYRK: Man, it's already Ian times.
🔗 18:00Shortiexv: @Quarternote_ Nice, I adore that game
🔗 18:00Abcxyq: Mumble mumble saving throw
🔗 18:00BaronVonRatsworth: The seaman shall not be denied
🔗 18:00 The_Intelligentleman: Alex promise to look Grow Home up. Would love to see you play it!
🔗 18:00 Omega_Lairon: Aww... but I want more Symphony. No offense Ian... but Symphony...
🔗 18:00CaffeinatedLemur: hi Ian
🔗 18:00jechamt: Dodecahedron?
🔗 18:00 mtvcdm: Alex, remember to check for Northern Lights tonight.
🔗 18:00Sektor88: Metal wolf time!?
🔗 18:00angelofdust337: More Seaman>
🔗 18:00 Omega_Lairon: At least I got some of it... looking forward to the replay
🔗 18:00 CantWearHats: don't forget to feed your Seamen Ian
🔗 18:00 Ba_Dum_Tish: Seaman thirsts for SOULS
🔗 18:00angelofdust337: *More Seaman?
🔗 18:00BidetoftheDead: Two treats in one day!
🔗 18:00CoyoteSans: aaaaaaaaaa
🔗 18:00 Nightvalien28: RUN ALEX RUN
🔗 18:00 Herbert_Erpaderp: I really hope it is a seamans incinerator
🔗 18:00 Hrafnsvaengr: @Jechamt Icosahedron
🔗 18:00 Elah806: EEEAT THE BEEEF
🔗 18:00Lord_ZYRK: Seaman! \o/
🔗 18:00ThatDangSkeleton: MORE SEAMAN!
🔗 18:01 Itazu: icosahedron
🔗 18:01 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 18:01ThatDangSkeleton: YEESSSSSSS
🔗 18:01 RebelliousUno: Night People
🔗 18:01CoinFlipShow: yay! I didn't miss Seaman!
🔗 18:01 Fracaswell: Bye Alex!
🔗 18:01SaneremTTV: Thank you Alex!
🔗 18:01MetricFurlong: I should probably be going to bed, but Ian is hinting at 'special things'
🔗 18:01 Anubis169:
Thank you Alex
🔗 18:01 Zipa8: yay i get to see an ian stream
🔗 18:01 RebelliousUno: I'm heading out to bed
🔗 18:01 Lord_Durin: Smamecials
🔗 18:01 Anubis169:
Hi Ian
🔗 18:01Catcard: Alex, stick around for terrible Seaman!
🔗 18:01 RebelliousUno: Also Hey Ian
🔗 18:01Zibanitu: Alucard fears SEAMANS!
🔗 18:01Arclight_Dynamo: Thx Alex!
🔗 18:01Lancer873: Ian: have you ever put Alex in your Reasonably Priced Forklift?
🔗 18:01 RebelliousUno: and Night Ian
🔗 18:01Lord_ZYRK: It was great, Alex.
🔗 18:01 Herbert_Erpaderp: Bye Alex! Have a nice evening
🔗 18:01 Itazu: dodecahedron is 12 sided
🔗 18:01ThatDangSkeleton: I can't wait for blood-sucking
🔗 18:01Valkyrie_Lemons: Oh god, the Seaman...THE SEAMAN! D :
🔗 18:01angelofdust337: Just have to love Alex's reaction the second Ian mentions Seaman
🔗 18:01BaronVonRatsworth: Glory to the Seaman
🔗 18:01 Nightvalien28: we all fear the seaman
🔗 18:01 Itazu: icosahedron is 20 sided
🔗 18:01 Nightvalien28: All_Mankind, wut
🔗 18:01 mtvcdm: For those filling out brackets: Hampton over Manhattan.
🔗 18:01MetricFurlong: Itazu is correct re: shapes
🔗 18:01 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: ad-audio coming through on stream
🔗 18:01Samph1re: dodecahedron is best shape.
🔗 18:02MetricFurlong: Samph1re: agreed
🔗 18:02 All_Mankind: see, you're the angels, so you're obviosuly the good guys
🔗 18:02Samph1re: at least best platonic solid
🔗 18:02dialMforMara: @Samph1re dodecahedron is best hedron
🔗 18:02MetricFurlong: also the least used die shape
🔗 18:02Samph1re: I play Barbarians in D&D just so I can use d12s
🔗 18:02 Itazu: icosahedron is an awesome word
🔗 18:02MetricFurlong: instead everyone uses D10s, which are The Worst
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: no MetricFurlong, only bad D10s are the worst
🔗 18:02 Anubis169:
have a look at mine
🔗 18:02dialMforMara:
@Metricfurlong ikr they're not even platonic!
🔗 18:03MetricFurlong: Decahedrons are awful
🔗 18:03angelofdust337: Hey is anyone getting Pillars of Eternity next week?
🔗 18:03 Itazu: i use a d12 sometimes to chose between a list of 12 things. like 5e classes.
🔗 18:03 All_Mankind: why not use a D20 and divide by 2?
🔗 18:03Samph1re: d10s weren't even mentioned in original D&D. People just used d20s marked 0-9 twice
🔗 18:03MetricFurlong: dialMforMara: exactly
🔗 18:03Okipokute: seamen time?
🔗 18:03 Ba_Dum_Tish: I actually ran out of d12s once. I'm scratching my head going I never use them how have they all vanished?
🔗 18:03 adi_pie: angelofdust337, oh, is it aout next week?
🔗 18:03MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: because maths is too hard, apparently
🔗 18:03SaneremTTV: Well the D10s are numbered 0-9, so you just do a D10+1?
🔗 18:03angelofdust337: Adi_pie On the 26th
🔗 18:03Morgoth_bauglyr: wait a second. it's on xbox? it's a treat? is it Metal Wolf Chaos?
🔗 18:03SaneremTTV: Or am I missing some convinience factor?
🔗 18:04Zeke229: only use d4s
🔗 18:04Morgoth_bauglyr: or was that on 360
🔗 18:04MrJWhit: Uh, d10s are incredibly important in White Wolf and One Roll Engine games, who's saying d10s are useless?
🔗 18:04MetricFurlong: Morgoth_bauglyr: we can but hope
🔗 18:04angelofdust337: I usually love Obsidian's games so I'm debating on pre-ordering it
🔗 18:04 adi_pie: Man, so much stuff I want is coming out in the next few days.
🔗 18:04 Mogling: The d2 is the ultimate die
🔗 18:04 Itazu:
i have so many weird dice i'd like to get a d1 sometime
🔗 18:04MetricFurlong: MrJWhit: I didn't say they were useless, I said they were *bad*
🔗 18:04TheMooseTetrino: Exalted is entirely D10
🔗 18:04 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: the only useless dice are those weird novelty odd sided ones that you can't use in any game
🔗 18:04 The_true_Alestain: I really like 3D6
🔗 18:04Zaghrog: The most common die in the dice bag I carry around with me is a d10
🔗 18:04Samph1re: Obsidian makes awesome, great, wonderful, broken games.
🔗 18:04MrJWhit:
MetricFurlong Play more games than DnD
🔗 18:04 Omega_Lairon: d17
🔗 18:04SaneremTTV: @Usernameriftopensinocean I have a D30 around here somewhere...
🔗 18:04 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Mogling I have d4s with only 1s and 2s on them making them d2s
🔗 18:05 EldraziOutlaw: uh
🔗 18:05Zeke229: only use di
🔗 18:05 EldraziOutlaw: is the stream offline?
🔗 18:05angelofdust337: Broken is why I'm still debating, but then again Obsidian isn't being pushed by a publisher this time
🔗 18:05 adi_pie: Good thing I kickstarted Pillars of Eternity, or I'd be drooling after it for a while before I had the funds to get it. XD
🔗 18:05 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Saneremttv it's great if you wanna play golf
🔗 18:05Zeke229: a dice with an imaginary number of sides
🔗 18:05Samph1re: KotOR II: The Sith Lords is one of the best games of all time with the fan patch
🔗 18:05MetricFurlong: MrJWhit: I don't play D&D. and I make a rule to avoid games that rely heavily on d10s because they are awful
🔗 18:05 Anubis169:
metal botanical dice,
🔗 18:05 Anubis169: i'm very proud of them
🔗 18:05SaneremTTV: Yessss. Golf.
🔗 18:05Radyin: Is Twitch being stupid for anyone else?
🔗 18:05 Anubis169: Radyin: there's some issues tonight with access tokens
🔗 18:05angelofdust337: Radyin Twitch is being all kinds of stupid today
🔗 18:05MrJWhit: MetricFurlong we can't be friends anymore. Percentile and dicepool are the best systems around.
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (6m ago)
🔗 18:06SaneremTTV: Botanical Dice are lovely, but boy do metal dice ruin several types of nice tables...
🔗 18:06Zaghrog: I actually quite like Riddle of Steel, a White Wolf RPG that uses d10s
🔗 18:06 Anubis169: it's been returning 503 for me for a while
🔗 18:06MetricFurlong: MrJWhit: they are terrible to rule and they look bussing ridiculous
🔗 18:06MetricFurlong: *terrible to roll
🔗 18:06 Anubis169:
SaneremTTV: hence dice tray
🔗 18:06 Havok4: Hornercornerahead
🔗 18:06MrJWhit: Grabbing a fistfull of dice and just rolling them? Hehe.
🔗 18:06MetricFurlong: wonky spinning tops ruing an otherwise nice range of platonic solids
🔗 18:06MetricFurlong: *ruining
🔗 18:06Radyin: Thank you. Someone light the Fugisignal.
🔗 18:06Samph1re: I'd rather use d10s than have to buy a company's custom dice
🔗 18:06 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: pack one was saying temur, pack 2 is saying mardu
🔗 18:06SaneremTTV: You could always play Warhammer and roll 100 D6s...
🔗 18:07Zaghrog: f you play Kill Team you could stick to only rolling less than 10 d6's
🔗 18:07MrJWhit: SanermTTV You mean Shadowrun? I know they have that problem.
🔗 18:07Zeke229: Username Temdu
🔗 18:07SaneremTTV: I don't actually know about Shadowrun.
🔗 18:07Skip_dippety: How long ago since Alex signed off?
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: about 5min
🔗 18:07 Nightvalien28: about 5 min
🔗 18:07SaneremTTV: About five minuters.
🔗 18:07MetricFurlong: angelofdust337: I'd be inclined to wait before purchasing. I'm getting it on launch because I backed the kickstarter, but I'd still be surprised if there weren't some issues that would need a couple of patches
🔗 18:08Skip_dippety: thank you
🔗 18:08 Nightvalien28: hive mind ftw
🔗 18:08Okipokute starts chanting, "Seamen! Seamen! Seamen!"
🔗 18:08 Nightvalien28: Okipokute, sir I need you to settle down
🔗 18:08 Anubis169: SaneremTTV: shadow run is amazing
🔗 18:08SaneremTTV: Do Tabletop RPGs do well on Kickstarter? I have been working on one as a hobby...
🔗 18:08Radyin: Are you guys talking about Pillars of Eternity?
🔗 18:08 Anubis169: they do well enough if they're sold right
🔗 18:08angelofdust337:
Metricfurlong I know that and I usually agree, but I know I'm going to get it eventually either way
🔗 18:09angelofdust337: Radyin yes
🔗 18:09 Anubis169: best bet if you aren't good at selling stuff is to hire a marketer
🔗 18:09MrJWhit: Depending on the game, between 5k-10k is reasonable.
🔗 18:09Oohlgrist: I'd like to support obsidian with a preorder, because I really love what they're doing, but I've been burned by preoders before and sworn to never do it again ...
🔗 18:09MrJWhit: Eh, more like 1k-10k
🔗 18:09Radyin: Cool. I backed that, but I haven't been keeping track of it as much as I should.
🔗 18:09SaneremTTV: I'd probably have to hire an accountant to calculate publishing costs and such eh?
🔗 18:10angelofdust337: Yeah that's the thing, I've always been cautious of pre-ordering so I'm not burned by it significantly. Whenever I pre-order its because I want the studio to get money regardless
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: OK, I need a computer person's help
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: Someone good with Web Browsers
🔗 18:10 Thepov42: Any clue on what Ian is playing?
🔗 18:10Arclight_Dynamo: Seaman.
🔗 18:10 Aarek: depends on what you need memo
🔗 18:10Samph1re: yeah, #1 kickstarter rule is make sure everything is costed before you start. Ideally, have a product finished before you start.
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: Seaman!
🔗 18:10Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 18:10 Thepov42: Besides Seaman?
🔗 18:10MetricFurlong: Radyin: I think the updates are all still there if you feel like trawling through them. some of it's been quite interesting
🔗 18:10SaneremTTV: Something highly recommended by Alex, apparently.
🔗 18:10 Thepov42:
🔗 18:10Radyin: Always Seaman.
🔗 18:10Sektor88:
thepov42: Metal wolf panic, I hope. but first obligatory seaman
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (11m ago)
🔗 18:11Sektor88: er, metal wolf chaos rahet
🔗 18:11 Thepov42: I have no clue what Metal Wolf Panic is but with a name like that it cannot possibly go wrong
🔗 18:11 HatsWearCats: I'm guessing train game with an actual controller
🔗 18:11MetricFurlong: let's not get our hopes up with Metal Wolf Chaos, because we'll just be disappointed when it isn't that
🔗 18:11 Bratmon: I subscribed (possibly for the last time) to Seaman, I better see some of dat.
🔗 18:11Sektor88: metricfurlong: but think about if it is
🔗 18:11 AdmiralMemo: Aarek: Alright... I've got a website open with some audio embedded... Opening up the page on another computer, the site has changed and the audio is no longer there. However, I can still play it on the tab I still have.
🔗 18:11angelofdust337: Sektor88 that would be amazing, mostly because they've had problems with their Xbox and its hard as hell to get a copy of MWC at this point
🔗 18:12MetricFurlong: Sektor88: I can't! I can't be burned again!
🔗 18:12Sektor88: angelofdust337: I know Ian hinted at it a while back
🔗 18:12Radyin: Metricfurlong, I have them somewhere in my email. I'll have to sit down and read them at some point.
🔗 18:12 Thepov42: How you know LRR has consumed your life: debate watching LRR stream or watch Magnum PI to catch up to the podcast
🔗 18:12 AdmiralMemo: Aarek, That would imply that the audio is still in my cache or something. Is there any way I could find where it is so I could copy it, because I want to save it.
🔗 18:12MetricFurlong: Metal Wolf Chaos was a game too American! for the USA
🔗 18:12 Nightvalien28: Thepov42, watch both at the same time
🔗 18:12 Anubis169: AdmiralMemo: view source on the page you're currently on
🔗 18:12Oohlgrist:
wow metal wolf chaos looks ridicoulous and its by From software. didnt know that game existed
🔗 18:12 Aarek: Admiralmemo you could possibly root though your temporary internet files to look for it
🔗 18:12Sektor88: with copious amounts of RICHAAAARRRRD
🔗 18:13MrJWhit: Oh, is the Magnum PI podcast worth listening to if I haven't watched the show, and have no intentions to?
🔗 18:13Radyin: Imagine the Seamen know a lot about mustachioed men.
🔗 18:13 Anubis169: or nick it outta your temp files
🔗 18:13 AdmiralMemo: Aarek: I'm not sure where that is on Linux
🔗 18:13 Thepov42: Probably my choice, yes. The benefit of listening to the podcast first is I know the plot of all the episodes
🔗 18:13MetricFurlong: You guys are roast chicken!
🔗 18:13 PsychoI3oy: I'm here for the sailors... er semen.... er seamans?
🔗 18:13 Nightvalien28: MetricFurlong, bawk
🔗 18:13 Anubis169: AdmiralMemo: which browser on which OS?
🔗 18:13Samph1re: MrJWhit, I don't watch the show and the podcast is fun
🔗 18:13MetricFurlong: piss, I'm getting excited for it now
🔗 18:13 Nightvalien28: oh yay crap
🔗 18:13MrJWhit: First on the crapshot!
🔗 18:13 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Chrome 36 on Linux 12.04
🔗 18:13 Aarek: not sure where temp files are on linux sorry
🔗 18:13 Dix: #provingapoint
🔗 18:14 Bratmon: @Mrjwhit Absolutely.
🔗 18:14 Thepov42: Good Crap, LRR!
🔗 18:14MetricFurlong: MrJWhit: it is
🔗 18:14 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Great
🔗 18:14 Aarek: Yes, quite a good crap.
🔗 18:14 The_true_Alestain:
Thanks for the Crap!
🔗 18:14Zaghrog: nice crap
🔗 18:14 Anubis169: AdmiralMemo; ~/.cache/chromium
🔗 18:14CaffeinatedLemur: haha
🔗 18:14Zeke229: what a load of crap
🔗 18:14 PsychoI3oy: Aarek /tmp
🔗 18:14MetricFurlong: that one put the shots in crapshots
🔗 18:14angelofdust337: Metal Wolf Chaos is pretty much the most American game that's never been released in America
🔗 18:14Sektor88: It was a steaming pile! Which is a compliment for crap
🔗 18:15SaneremTTV: Very nice Crapshot. Wasn't that spent casing thing talked about on a stream? Maybe Condemned?
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Folder doesn't exist
🔗 18:15 Anubis169: ballsacks
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, google-chrome does
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, I'm checking that
🔗 18:15 Anubis169: yeah there
🔗 18:15MetricFurlong: angelofdust337: I like to think it was kept out because putting something that American! in America would have caused some sort of singularity
🔗 18:15 Aarek: Admiralmemo did you try Psychoi3oy 's suggestion of /tmp?
🔗 18:16 Thepov42: My favorite spent casing story is that one of the Warmachine /Hordes characters is so badass, the art shows spent casings flying in a practical blizzard around him... while he dual wields REVOLVERS
🔗 18:16 AdmiralMemo: Aarek, FOUND IT
🔗 18:16 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Thanks
🔗 18:16 PsychoI3oy: i was being mostly silly, /tmp is indeed a temp file location on *nix but it's not where browser cache lies
🔗 18:16 Thepov42: And, like, earlier revolvers, too.
🔗 18:16 Anubis169:
🔗 18:16 Anubis169: what was it?
🔗 18:16Sektor88: I'm listening to the onyxia wipe guy / more dots
🔗 18:17 AdmiralMemo: Aarek, Anubis169: A song that Prince that pulled off of all his social media for whatever reason.
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: oooooo
🔗 18:17 PsychoI3oy: Thepov42 er.... um....
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: just goes to show
🔗 18:17 Aarek: ahh well glad you were able to find it
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: you can't delete something off the internet entirely
🔗 18:17 Anubis169:
🔗 18:17MetricFurlong: ah, piss. Damn you Fallen London and your misclick prone interface and generally questionable grasp of your own engine's strengths and weaknesses
🔗 18:17MetricFurlong: Anubis169: what about with a really big magnet?
🔗 18:18 LordoftheFros: Good evening, Chat. How are you all?
🔗 18:18 PsychoI3oy: for a second there I thought you were talking about Hellgate: London
🔗 18:18 Anubis169: if it's big enough to wipe something off the internet
🔗 18:18BaronVonRatsworth: Concerned with the Seaman
🔗 18:18 Anubis169:
deleting stuff is the least of your worries
🔗 18:18 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, One moment...
🔗 18:18Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Lordofthefros:, how are you?
🔗 18:18 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: guys how many morphs/manifest should I have in the deck before I run secret plans?
🔗 18:18 The_true_Alestain: soandso, but hello Lordofthefros
🔗 18:18SaneremTTV: Listening to TTC, waiting for the new stream, reading Bioshock: Rapture, pretty good. You?
🔗 18:18TAOTheCrab:
man, my backup system would probably back up the Internet anyway (gah, Chrome doesn't put cache in a place recognized as a non-backup tmp spot )
🔗 18:18MetricFurlong: PsychoI3oy: oh no, I mean the browser game. You know the one with both limited daily actions *and* mandatory stat grinding
🔗 18:19Zaghrog: Usernameriftopensinocean something like 8 morphs was good before FRF
🔗 18:19BaronVonRatsworth: Limited or constructed?
🔗 18:19Samph1re: Fallen London is good, but it can be a tad pretensious at times
🔗 18:19 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I've got 6 in my deck right now, swiss draft
🔗 18:19 PsychoI3oy: Metricfurlong that sounds horrible
🔗 18:19 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: 2 manifests 4 morphs
🔗 18:19 BarcodeReader321:
I'm well, though would rather do nothing from comfort of home than do nothing from work.
🔗 18:19 LordoftheFros: Valkyrie_lemons I just got off of work. I'm in pain. 50% off week at Domino's! So... many... pizzas...
🔗 18:19Zaghrog: sounds low Usernameriftopensinocean
🔗 18:19 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: then I'll skip it
🔗 18:19 All_Mankind: annoyed that Shandalar can't really handle my hilarious new Smoke/Kismet deck
🔗 18:20 All_Mankind: deck name: Antifun
🔗 18:20MetricFurlong: PsychoI3oy: it's actually quite inventive and well-written. it just, well, has problems
🔗 18:20Valkyrie_Lemons: Where you delievering Lordofthefros:?
🔗 18:20 AdmiralMemo: Um... Let me bit.ly that
🔗 18:20 Anubis169:
cheers
🔗 18:20 LordoftheFros: Valkyrie_lemons: I'm a driver, but I am also one of the few non-insiders who CAN make pizzas, so I was making them as well.
🔗 18:20TAOTheCrab: wait, wouldn't that put you at risk for DMCA?
🔗 18:20Samph1re: Hellgate: London is super weird now that it's a free to play run from Korea
🔗 18:21TAOTheCrab: (or whatever configuration of letters it is. /me snores)
🔗 18:21Valkyrie_Lemons: Wow! Sounds like you were busy! : 3
🔗 18:21angelofdust337:
Admiralmemo Technically Prince doesn't want any of his music to be listened to on the internet
🔗 18:21 LordoftheFros: Yes. But I get to relax now, and prepare to do it all again tomorrow.
🔗 18:21 AdmiralMemo: angelofdust337, Well...
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: song not bad
🔗 18:22 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (22m ago)
🔗 18:22 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, what did you end up drafting btw?
🔗 18:22 Juliamon: I bailed on IDDQDerp to watch the new episodes of Community--I take it Ian is running late.
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: sounds pop
🔗 18:22MetricFurlong: Prince just hates the internet in general
🔗 18:22Oohlgrist: prince seems like a real weird dude
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: lots of 70s influence in this
🔗 18:22MetricFurlong: Juliamon: he is. as is tradition
🔗 18:22Skip_dippety: Prince is nuttier than squirrel ***
🔗 18:22 All_Mankind: i can't watch the new Community because my internet is in the wrong country
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, Started in Bant... Then Bant splash Esper... Then Esper splash Bant... Then finally, I'm like "Just go Esper"
🔗 18:23 All_Mankind:
🔗 18:23 EldraziOutlaw: that... sounds less than an ideal draft
🔗 18:23 Juliamon:
🔗 18:23MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: what browser are you using? because there ways around that...
🔗 18:23MetricFurlong: *there are
🔗 18:23 BarcodeReader321: he's prepping something, or something didn't work as intended. not the only time it happened today.
🔗 18:23 All_Mankind: chrome
🔗 18:23angelofdust337: Ian is just emotionally preparing himself to play another session of Seaman
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo:
EldraziOutlaw, Well, I was in total Esper by 1/3 of Pack 2, so it was OK. Went my 4th-ever 2-0.
🔗 18:24 Anubis169: wait what?
🔗 18:24 DarkMorford: I just hope the Seamen aren't cannibalizing each other tonight.
🔗 18:24 Anubis169: why am i seeing the 'subscribe' button when i'm already subbed?
🔗 18:24 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Wat
🔗 18:24MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: there are some extensions/add-ons that may help in that regard
🔗 18:24 All_Mankind: but if you've got some proxy thing that doesn't cost money i'll be willing to use explorer
🔗 18:24angelofdust337:
Darkmorford don't worry there's probably only one left now anyways
🔗 18:24Okipokute: d-d-double subscribe
🔗 18:24 EldraziOutlaw: AdmiralMemo, I started selesnya, then tried to go Naya, then Bant, then realized that all the cards I had could be cast with G and W, and decided to stick to selesnya. It made my mana so much easier
🔗 18:24CaffeinatedLemur: the trick to beating Seaman is to use all the skills you learned from 2k2 tennis about beating tanks
🔗 18:24 Anubis169 is seeing the sub $4.99 button on his twitch window
🔗 18:25 Havok4: Anubis169 oh to resolve that bug you must sacrifice a goat on a stone hewn alter on the full moon.
🔗 18:25 Anubis169: bug will have to stand then
🔗 18:25 Anubis169: i can't sacrifice a living thing
🔗 18:25 AdmiralMemo:
EldraziOutlaw, Yeah, that's usually for the best. I just started scooping up artifacts once I realized I was in Esper.
🔗 18:25 Havok4: Also getting to the moon would be pretty tricky.
🔗 18:25 EldraziOutlaw: Anubis169, yeah twitch does that sometimes
🔗 18:25 Anubis169 clicks it to see what happens anyway
🔗 18:25 WizardZedd: Well, you could sacrifice a chia pet instead, but YMMV
🔗 18:25TAOTheCrab: vegan sacrifice?
🔗 18:25 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, I'm only sad that I never got to cast my "Sac 5 artifacts: Take another turn" card.
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: takes me to my profile page saying 'subscription active'
🔗 18:26 Havok4: Ambiguous Syntax amuses me.
🔗 18:26 AdmiralMemo: EldraziOutlaw, Had it in-hand twice
🔗 18:26 EldraziOutlaw: Memo: nice, I got two artifacts both of which were the GW trample lifelink ones
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: AdmiralMemo: WFPK?
🔗 18:26 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, What?
🔗 18:26Zaghrog: ah the Behemoth Sledge
🔗 18:26 EldraziOutlaw: Memo: oh damn, that sounds annoying
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: right at the end of the song
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: it has an announcer saying WFPK
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: guy prolly took it down 'cause it wasn't a clean edit
🔗 18:27 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Apparently that's the radio station that played it initially.
🔗 18:27cuttlefishman: !next
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (27m ago)
🔗 18:27 All_Mankind: grr i want to play Dark Souls but can't stop playing silly decks in Magic
🔗 18:27cuttlefishman: Que?
🔗 18:27cuttlefishman: !nextfan
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: 'cause it was*
🔗 18:27 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Well, he took down a LOT of his music and social media stuff
🔗 18:27 EldraziOutlaw: I got hit by like 6 mind funerals in that draft
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: i.e. didn't have somebody talking over it
🔗 18:28MetricFurlong: All_Mankind: chrome has a few free ones I believe, although I'm not sure exactly which ones
🔗 18:28 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (28m ago)
🔗 18:28 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: my opponent has spent 3 minutes deciding whether or not to mulligan, I think he left
🔗 18:28Zaghrog: Usernameriftopensinocean could also be double-queueing?
🔗 18:29Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly, given the state of the internet these days, I can't blame a celebrity saying to hell with all of it.
🔗 18:29 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: true I suppose
🔗 18:29 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, I'm going to trim that bit off the song in Audacity
🔗 18:29Zeke229: how get cat not on keyboard!
🔗 18:29 All_Mankind: i take Prince's copyright protection antics as some form of performance art
🔗 18:29 Anubis169: note: i'm not really a prince follower
🔗 18:29MrJWhit: Oh, if anyone plays LoL, I got Poppy in ARAM, this is going to be a good time.
🔗 18:29 Anubis169: or pop music in general
🔗 18:29Zaghrog: still,I admit there's a good chance the opponent won't show
🔗 18:29 All_Mankind: like when he changed his name to an unpronouncable rune
🔗 18:30 Anubis169: which rune?
🔗 18:30 WizardZedd: Am I crazy for not wanting to play Elite Dangerous until one of those VR helmets comes out, because that'd be an awesome first game?
🔗 18:30 LoadingReadyRun: Finally got the damn thing working
🔗 18:30 LoadingReadyRun: Horner, inbound
🔗 18:30Lancer873:
Yush
🔗 18:30 Anubis169 bounces
🔗 18:30 LoadingReadyRun: ALL RISE
🔗 18:30 BarcodeReader321: hooray!
🔗 18:30 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (30m ago)
🔗 18:30 Havok4: I too am looking forward to vr headsets.
🔗 18:30 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Me either, but I got interested when he covered a Contemporary Christian song
🔗 18:30MetricFurlong: WizardZedd: I'd say it's more 'not prone to simulation/motion sickness' than crazy
🔗 18:30 Jadeworrior rises
🔗 18:30cuttlefishman: ¿cuándo est Horner?
🔗 18:30 All_Mankind: oh, you couldn't write it properly with a keyboard either
🔗 18:30Arclight_Dynamo: The Honourable Judge Pimp Horner?
🔗 18:31 WizardZedd: MetricFurlong I hear they've fixed a lot of that with the new super-low-latency models
🔗 18:31Driosenth: Time to feed the seamans and ask if he knows where sailors hang out
🔗 18:31MetricFurlong:
AdmiralMemo: you and odd interest
🔗 18:31MetricFurlong: *you have
🔗 18:31MetricFurlong: sodding hell my typing is awful this evening
🔗 18:31 Camthelion: Honorable Horner, Why do I right away think of Night Court?
🔗 18:313 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 18:31 Anubis169: aaaaaaand LIVE
🔗 18:31 AdmiralMemo: MetricFurlong: What's odd? CCM?
🔗 18:31CaffeinatedLemur: camthelion: because Night Court is awesome
🔗 18:31 All_Mankind: beyond "the artist formerly known as Prince" he was simply [ gibberish symbol]
🔗 18:31 Juliamon: FINALLY
🔗 18:31LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> IDDQDerp || Let's Vamp - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: http://t.co/dD6yNlqYih
🔗 18:31Zeke229:
unremitting, you should work on your mana curve
🔗 18:32 jonnykefka: dat signal tho
🔗 18:32 Camthelion: Caffeinatedlemur : You are not wrong.
🔗 18:32MetricFurlong: AdmiralMemo: more that that would be what would draw you to Prince
🔗 18:32 jonnykefka: arclight_dynamo, you son of a ***, how dare you press my "feels" button
🔗 18:32 AdmiralMemo: MetricFurlong, Heh
🔗 18:32TheWanderingNomad: Are we playing more tennis tonight?
🔗 18:32 AdmiralMemo: Nice gray screen
🔗 18:32 DarkMorford: I'm guessing setting up The Thing isn't going so well
🔗 18:33 Phailhammer: Arclight_dynamo: Have not seen that in years.
🔗 18:33Samph1re: reboot was the best
🔗 18:33MetricFurlong: splash page has glasses
🔗 18:33sir_jack_DB: ooh I'm pink
🔗 18:33Arclight_Dynamo:
Jonnykefka: Glitch! Something to cry into!
🔗 18:33 Lord_Hosk: hello seaman
🔗 18:33 DarkMorford: Ooh, Signal!
🔗 18:33DeathNDecay1: interesting, i cant get the stream to load for once
🔗 18:33MetricFurlong hasn't actually seen Ian's splash page before
🔗 18:33angelofdust337: holy crap they're really playing Metal Wolf Chaos!?
🔗 18:33 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: @Ian: random bit of info, if you set the title before the stream goes live, the twitch vods don't get their names muddled
🔗 18:33MetricFurlong: Angelofdust337: Oh my god we are!
🔗 18:33Arclight_Dynamo: Phailhammer: ReBoot hits me right in the childhood.
🔗 18:33 SachielOne: Squeeeeee!!!!
🔗 18:33 Nightvalien28: is it live?
🔗 18:33MetricFurlong: Angelofdust337: I am freaking out!
🔗 18:33 AdmiralMemo: Deathndecay1, I had to completely refresh the browser
🔗 18:34 LoadingReadyRun: Anubis169, I think Ian wanted it to be a surprise
🔗 18:34 Lord_Hosk: just went live to spash screen
🔗 18:34Spolin: This game IS AMERICA
🔗 18:34 Havok4: Metal Wolf!
🔗 18:34 Anubis169:
ahh gotcha
🔗 18:34 QuarterNote_: LRR its in the stream title
🔗 18:34MetricFurlong collapses in a MWC Hype induced fugue state
🔗 18:34Unremitting: Zeke229 less 3 drops?
🔗 18:34angelofdust337: all aboard the hype-train
🔗 18:34 Anubis169 bounces some more
🔗 18:34PresidentLulu: Ian wanted it to be a surprise? must be more seaman
🔗 18:34Aerotrain: HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
🔗 18:34Zeke229: unremitting, i was joking
🔗 18:34TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: Smaslesmania: Smymphony of the Smight
🔗 18:34Zeke229: i think the deck is good
🔗 18:34 Havok4: Vibrates Unsettlingly
🔗 18:34Baranastra: First Lord Hosk got his wish, and now this?
🔗 18:34sir_jack_DB bounces Anubis169 off the wall
🔗 18:34 Aarek: isn't metal wolf chaos the game where you play the president?
🔗 18:34 lathostiran: ummmm
🔗 18:34PrototypeAxl: RRRIIIICCHAAAAAAAAARRDD
🔗 18:34 Nightvalien28: woot
🔗 18:34TheWanderingNomad: FANFARE!?
🔗 18:35 Nightvalien28: o7
🔗 18:35Sektor88: RICHARRRD
🔗 18:35Lord_ZYRK: YEEEEEEE
🔗 18:35Unremitting: Zeke229 I understand
🔗 18:35 Nightvalien28: attention
🔗 18:35 LordoftheFros: Um...
🔗 18:35chaoticobserver: Hail to the Chief indeed
🔗 18:35PresidentLulu: Bad dudes?
🔗 18:35Zeke229 vibrates at 440 hz
🔗 18:35 Lord_Hosk: hail to the ian
🔗 18:35MetricFurlong: Aarek: it's so much more than that
🔗 18:35 Jadeworrior salutes
🔗 18:35TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: OH ***, THE PRESIDENT IS PLAYING
🔗 18:35 Nightvalien28: murica
🔗 18:35Arclight_Dynamo: Wa-hahaha!
🔗 18:35Catcard: Oh my god
🔗 18:35 Theycallmejokke: Ouuu fancy
🔗 18:35 azninja888 stands attention
🔗 18:35cuttlefishman: MERICA
🔗 18:35Lord_ZYRK: YESYESYESYESYESYES
🔗 18:35 LordoftheFros: I'd vote for it
🔗 18:35Sektor88: Hai Ian / Alex / cori
🔗 18:35Morgoth_bauglyr: hooo
🔗 18:35 Dix: WHAT THE HELL
🔗 18:35 raiger: I was not prepared
🔗 18:35Cantwearcats: o...kay
🔗 18:35TheWanderingNomad: Wrong hand Alex!
🔗 18:35Valkyrie_Lemons: What? X3
🔗 18:35 BusTed: 4 more years!
🔗 18:35 Eldrin13: HAHA amazing Ian, simply amazing
🔗 18:35Morgoth_bauglyr: murrica
🔗 18:35Abcxyq: PRAISE THE HORNER
🔗 18:35Lancer873:
Yes, this is happening
🔗 18:35Sektor88: ohgod Ian yes
🔗 18:35splatty1: didn't ian talk about acquiring this game a while ago, just not by name?
🔗 18:35DTor214: !this good
🔗 18:35 Zipa8: i dont even
🔗 18:35 CantWearHats: My fellow LRRmericans
🔗 18:35 Havok4: Not prepared.
🔗 18:35TAOTheCrab: heehee
🔗 18:35Aerotrain: USA USA USA USA USA
🔗 18:35 mtvcdm: I don't know what's about to happen.
🔗 18:35 AdmiralMemo: Music is loud
🔗 18:35Lord_ZYRK: More mic plox
🔗 18:35SaneremTTV: Music's a bit loud
🔗 18:35 SachielOne: Get down Mr. President!
🔗 18:35Zibanitu:
🔗 18:35Phenax987 weeps one manly tear
🔗 18:35Kapol42: Music is drowning you guys out
🔗 18:35 BarcodeReader321: GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!
🔗 18:35Zaghrog: music loud
🔗 18:35 emberBecky:
🔗 18:35 Nightvalien28: hahahahaha
🔗 18:35 Ominouslyominous: what is happen
🔗 18:35Dezufnocosem: merka
🔗 18:35Sektor88:
I know metal wolf! Been waiting for this, thank you so much Ian
🔗 18:35Catcard: Alex's face omg
🔗 18:35 Juliamon: Mic soft, music loud
🔗 18:35Always_Armoured: oooooh shiz is this going to be metal wolf chaos?
🔗 18:35Baranastra: Music is too loud in comparison to Ian's smooth voice.
🔗 18:35 mtvcdm: You're SUPER soft.
🔗 18:35chaoticobserver stands up and does stage applause for 10 seconds after every third word
🔗 18:35Morgoth_bauglyr: Because Ian is the President Of The United States Of America!
🔗 18:35 lathostiran: YES!!!!!
🔗 18:35splatty1: great things are happening
🔗 18:35cuttlefishman: Ich Bin Ein Berliner!
🔗 18:35 Bratmon: !game good
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 18:35Morgoth_bauglyr: yeeeees
🔗 18:35 Lord_Durin salutes...?
🔗 18:35 SketchyDetails: YYEEEEEEES
🔗 18:35ArrestedHouse: YES
🔗 18:35ThatDangSkeleton: OOOOHOHHHHHHH
🔗 18:35Morgoth_bauglyr: yeeeeees
🔗 18:35angelofdust337: !game good
🔗 18:35Kapol42: But what about our seamen?
🔗 18:35TheWanderingNomad: !game good
🔗 18:35cuttlefishman: !game absolutely insanse
🔗 18:35 Mogling: !game good
🔗 18:35cuttlefishman: !game good
🔗 18:35 Bratmon: That was amazing.
🔗 18:35Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Cori! Hey Ian! Hey Alex! How are you three today?
🔗 18:35Kapol42: But the seamen! D:
🔗 18:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !game good
🔗 18:35MetricFurlong: just look at that title screen
🔗 18:35SaneremTTV: Love the suit Ian.
🔗 18:35 Lord_Hosk: Get hype mr President!
🔗 18:35 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, We can barely hear you over the music
🔗 18:35 Anubis169: Metal Wolf Chaos!!!
🔗 18:36 TheMoatman: What about the Seaman?
🔗 18:36 Anubis169:
🔗 18:36 Nightvalien28: robitts
🔗 18:36dialMforMara: @Loadingreadyrun Canageek says he'd subscribe for that intro alone, were he not making dinner.
🔗 18:36Morgoth_bauglyr: !game good
🔗 18:36 Havok4: President Horner has my vote.
🔗 18:36ThatDangSkeleton: I FEEL....THE FREEDOM
🔗 18:36TheWanderingNomad: LET THE SEAMEN DIE
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: i don't believe it
🔗 18:36 Bratmon: I'm voting for you.
🔗 18:36 SketchyDetails: AS SOON as I head that music and saw what he was doing I KNEW he was going to be playing THIS game
🔗 18:36PresidentLulu: so does this technically count as a dark souls mod
🔗 18:36CaffeinatedLemur: That is one minigun....
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: how the hell did you get a copy of this game?
🔗 18:36 All_Mankind: ooh now i know why the character Hookwolf in Worm seemed to familiar as a concept
🔗 18:36 Baldrash: This is exactly the kind of game I wanted Ian to stream.
🔗 18:36TheWanderingNomad: Surprise Graham chest
🔗 18:36PrototypeAxl: There is a Gun that Shoots Footballs in this game
🔗 18:36 Haberdashed: Welp
🔗 18:36Sektor88: so american, but made by the japanese
🔗 18:36Berekhalf: praise base graham
🔗 18:36DeathNDecay1: FROM SOFTWARE?
🔗 18:36 QuarterNote_: Dix this is the most american game to ever america by the japenese
🔗 18:36SaneremTTV: This is the best Dark Souls mod.
🔗 18:36 Camthelion: Suddenly Graham
🔗 18:36Morgoth_bauglyr: this is the best darksouls mod
🔗 18:36Valkyrie_Lemons: Also, I'm loving the suit Ian! Very presidential. : )
🔗 18:36cuttlefishman: There is a gun which shoots sharks
🔗 18:36 Nightvalien28: thanks based graham
🔗 18:36 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Also, no on-screen chat?
🔗 18:36Lynks_9:
so is this like proto-dark souls?
🔗 18:36 Haberdashed: It's time to sit back, watch LRR, and drink to my Irish heritage.
🔗 18:36 Nightvalien28: wow
🔗 18:36DeathNDecay1: oh my god, from made this?
🔗 18:36SaneremTTV: So many bullet.
🔗 18:36FedC0M: this is soo awesome
🔗 18:36Arclight_Dynamo: This is a weird Dark Souls mod.
🔗 18:36 Nightvalien28: I am now deaf foever
🔗 18:36 LordoftheFros: Oh, From Software. You made Dark Souls, and you make all the amazing mech games. This is why you're one of my favorite game companies.
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (7/7)
🔗 18:36DTor214: Aw, fake out. That intro made me think you were going to play Papers, Please
🔗 18:36 EldraziOutlaw: OW
🔗 18:36Abcxyq: Partyyyyyyyy
🔗 18:36SaneremTTV: !game good
🔗 18:36Zibanitu: Let's PARteeeeeeeeee!
🔗 18:36 Zipa8: well that escalated rapidly
🔗 18:36MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: no, it's the most America game to ever America made by anyone
🔗 18:36Phenax987: Alex, Dark Souls referenced a few things in this game
🔗 18:36 mtvcdm: A plane going down: confirmed party time.
🔗 18:36Lancer873: So is this dubbed or is this just how it is in the original Japanese?
🔗 18:36Magnatek: Keep in mind, From Software did the Armored Core games.
🔗 18:37TheWanderingNomad: It's the Most American Game to Ever Be Made Outside of America
🔗 18:37Cantwearcats: "sneak"
🔗 18:37Chemistring: Do we get to eject punch? I like eject punching.
🔗 18:37dialMforMara: Man, he totally stuck that landing. 10 points.
🔗 18:37cuttlefishman: This is how it came out in Japan
🔗 18:37TheWanderingNomad: Lancer873 - this is just how it is
🔗 18:37angelofdust337: Well From Software was mainly known for making the Armored Core series before they were making the souls games
🔗 18:37SaneremTTV: Giant mech robot is most stealthy.
🔗 18:37Danielleai: why the sound so quiet now?
🔗 18:37dialMforMara: --Canageek
🔗 18:37 Aarek: IN AMERICA!
🔗 18:37Kapol42:
I just wanted to see our... 'adorable' Seamen.
🔗 18:37 QuarterNote_: Lancer873, it was only released in Japan, with english dialogue
🔗 18:37cuttlefishman: all english VA
🔗 18:37 AdmiralMemo: This feels like an Alex "sneak"
🔗 18:37 Thepov42: I love everything about this already
🔗 18:37Zeke229: St Patrick was Scottish
🔗 18:37 Tripleyew: 'evening, Doctors LRR and howdy LRRchat
🔗 18:37kinghalt: !game good
🔗 18:37Sektor88: You're fighting the VP
🔗 18:37CoyoteSans: I don't know if the audio matches with the japanese subtitles, and I don't care.
🔗 18:37Kareemthewolfofwinter: Hey Alex, what time is it in Canada?
🔗 18:37cuttlefishman: We're fighting against coup de'tet forces
🔗 18:37 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (9/9)
🔗 18:37 Jadeworrior: where has this game been all my life
🔗 18:37 Lord_Hosk: Cori, did you see Pauls stream? he played a awesome game.
🔗 18:37 Havok4: This never came to the states for some reason....
🔗 18:37 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 18:37 Juliamon: Are my speakers going or is the audio really weirdly balanced?
🔗 18:37 Jadeworrior: !game good
🔗 18:37Surinae: weird armored core mod
🔗 18:37 Anubis169: game audio a little loud
🔗 18:38MetricFurlong: perforated cheese!
🔗 18:38 Thepov42: Perforated Cheese?
🔗 18:38 SachielOne: LoadingReadyRun: Where in the hell did you get a copy of this?
🔗 18:38 QuarterNote_: game a bit loud
🔗 18:38TAOTheCrab: the audio is weirdly balanced, at least on my end
🔗 18:38 Haberdashed: "perforated cheese"
🔗 18:38Arclight_Dynamo: Game audio still super loud.
🔗 18:38splatty1: !game good
🔗 18:38Solomon_Kain: Deathblossom!
🔗 18:38Danielleai: wasn't allowed to say swiss?
🔗 18:38 PMAvers: The cheese, it is beautiful.
🔗 18:38Aerotrain: and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air o7
🔗 18:38 Anubis169: also onscreen chat is b0rked
🔗 18:38 mtvcdm: But does that mech have a flag lapel pin? Does it REALLY love america?
🔗 18:38 LordoftheFros: I wanted this out of Armored Core 4.
🔗 18:38SaneremTTV: Everyone! Surround the giant mech with no armor!
🔗 18:38 TheMoatman: The White House? More like the FIGHT HOUSE
🔗 18:38v_nome: From Software did Dark Souls? I recognized the name from Tenchu.
🔗 18:38Baranastra:
Why... Did he not do that from the start?
🔗 18:38Danielleai: rotes chicken
🔗 18:38 Haberdashed: This guy and food...
🔗 18:38dialMforMara: Is that a giant robot on rollarblades? --Cangeek
🔗 18:38 Nightvalien28: what am I even watching
🔗 18:38Cantwearcats: Roast chicken. With a side of perforated cheese.
🔗 18:38Lancer873: Okay. Yes. Okay.
🔗 18:38Kareemthewolfofwinter: Alex?
🔗 18:38Danielleai: cool spiderbot
🔗 18:38Morgoth_bauglyr: JUSTICE
🔗 18:38 jonnykefka: I can't
🔗 18:38 AdmiralMemo: Is Metal Wolf in the Metal Gear universe?
🔗 18:38MetricFurlong: I believe my justice
🔗 18:38 Haberdashed: JUSTICE
🔗 18:38Sektor88: I've wanted to play this for ages, so glad I can do it vicariously through Ian
🔗 18:38 TheMoatman: Where did he get a copy? Don't worry about it
🔗 18:38CaffeinatedLemur: I think I am now Critical American
🔗 18:38Kareemthewolfofwinter: Hello????
🔗 18:38cuttlefishman: Can we add "Believe Your Justice" to the advice command please?
🔗 18:38Lithobraker: so is that guided cluster munition?
🔗 18:38 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (12/12)
🔗 18:38 Haberdashed: ARE YOU PREPARED TO SHED YOUR BLOOD FOR JUSTICE?!
🔗 18:38Morgoth_bauglyr: its totally not in the metal gear universe
🔗 18:38MetricFurlong: AdmiralMemo: no, MGS is too restrained
🔗 18:38Lord_ZYRK: Xboxes aren't that hard to get?
🔗 18:38 Nightvalien28: this is too much america for me
🔗 18:38 mtvcdm: Yes. "Believe your justice" must be !advice.
🔗 18:38 LordoftheFros: !game good
🔗 18:39 empyrealhell: Are you taking the master key?
🔗 18:39CoyoteSans: A Japanese-only Xbox game? Yeah, that sounds like a recipe for commercial success. *rolls eyes*
🔗 18:39 Haberdashed: I feel like I'm in Redline.
🔗 18:39cuttlefishman: Subtitles on - we want the Japanese.
🔗 18:39TheWanderingNomad: Xboxes are increidblyd urable
🔗 18:39Zeke229: wait, you play the president?
🔗 18:39 Havok4: He requisitioned it from the presidential library. This is a rare and valuable documentary.
🔗 18:39splatty1: the america in my heart has been waiting for this
🔗 18:39PrototypeAxl: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword!
🔗 18:39Shortiexv: what is... what is this?
🔗 18:39 Aarek: no! not freedom!
🔗 18:39Danielleai: half of Japanese IS english
🔗 18:39Aerotrain: freedom was kill?
🔗 18:39Arclight_Dynamo: Sounds legit.
🔗 18:39ArrestedHouse: Indeed, Zeke.
🔗 18:39 Zipa8: pfft Fredom
🔗 18:39GroutNASA: Large scale?!
🔗 18:39Abcxyq: Freedom no :C
🔗 18:39 Nightvalien28: nooo not freedom
🔗 18:39 Lord_Durin: Freedom? Dead? Noooooooo
🔗 18:39Danielleai: Engrish
🔗 18:39 Jadeworrior: Thanks Obama
🔗 18:39 Camthelion: Well, this seems to be on par right now
🔗 18:39 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Can you see the chat despite it being not on-screen?
🔗 18:39 Itazu: this voice is familiar
🔗 18:39cuttlefishman: FREEDOM IS DEAD
🔗 18:39GroutNASA: Not the *entire* nation!
🔗 18:39Morgoth_bauglyr: the voiceover of this game is really good
🔗 18:39 All_Mankind: pff they're getting future history the wrong way around
🔗 18:39Sektor88: Is it stephen Blum?
🔗 18:39angelofdust337: freedom died people
🔗 18:39Arclight_Dynamo: WUT
🔗 18:39 QuarterNote_: AdmiralMemo, they can
🔗 18:39 LordoftheFros: Jadeworrior You beat me to it!
🔗 18:39 Nightvalien28: memo yes they can
🔗 18:39SaneremTTV: Ah, the Coop Day Tattoo forces.
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (13/13)
🔗 18:39MetricFurlong: Shortiexv: you'll see
🔗 18:39Sjlangenegger: Oh dear god that Kerning!
🔗 18:39 LoadingReadyRun: Admiralmemo yes we can
🔗 18:39Driosenth: South Dakota went unnotices
🔗 18:39GroutNASA: OK, this is awesome.
🔗 18:39Lithobraker: The Hawaiian Nation will rise again!
🔗 18:39 Zipa8: thanks Obama
🔗 18:39Danielleai: Enrish the Japanese IS
🔗 18:39 Lord_Hosk: 47th president
🔗 18:39 Aarek: I think "This is a game" is pretty fitting
🔗 18:39 AdmiralMemo:
Cool. Just asking.
🔗 18:40Kowasu645: *snake voice* metal...wolf?
🔗 18:40GroutNASA: scare quotes on 'personal'
🔗 18:40 Mogling: Why? Because I am the president of the United States of America!
🔗 18:40Aerotrain: Michael Wilson, Kickasser in Chief
🔗 18:40Lynks_9: THE COUP DETAT FORCES
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm: I don't think we're going to get to 47 Presidents by 2025. Just saying.
🔗 18:40 Anubis169: this is just woooooooow
🔗 18:40ElementalAlchemist: Michael Wilson, with his campaign slogan "My name is totally not generic at all"
🔗 18:40CoyoteSans: I wish President Richard's on-board ai was named John Henry Eden.
🔗 18:40AK47Kalashnikov: It is so crazy that this is a From Software game
🔗 18:40Lithobraker: Driosenth: but SD has the oil.
🔗 18:40 Escherichia3: yeah this seems plausible
🔗 18:40Zaghrog: Lol rebels claiming America then being called coup d'etat forces
🔗 18:40Phenax987: MEC Force-1
🔗 18:40GroutNASA: Get Off My States!
🔗 18:40Chipton: Well frankly, we had to get rid of gerrymandering SOMEHOW so yeah, killed Freedom. You're welcome
🔗 18:40 Jadeworrior: Nixon's Back!
🔗 18:40Shortiexv: I was kind of hoping this was steel battalion
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm: I think the developers anticipated more one-termers.
🔗 18:40 Zipa8: Robo Nixon is baaaaaaaack
🔗 18:40Samph1re: contrast kinda sucks
🔗 18:40Arclight_Dynamo: Mtvcdm: Could happen. Impeachments, resignations, deaths in office.
🔗 18:40Valkyrie_Lemons: A real president fights ALL his wars single handedly.
🔗 18:40SaneremTTV: Hardcore President Simulator 2015.
🔗 18:40Abcxyq: How did you get elected???
🔗 18:40 Haberdashed: How was that in any way necessary?
🔗 18:40 Lord_Hosk: just 8 to 16 years to go until Ironman is presedent
🔗 18:40MetricFurlong: they should have sent a poet
🔗 18:40Chemistring: Is the disembodied head of Richard Nixon our R2D2-equivalent?
🔗 18:40Danielleai: Japanese for arcade is Game Center
🔗 18:40Abcxyq: Does the President speak Chinese???
🔗 18:40 SoldieroFortune: my question exactly, Abcxyq
🔗 18:40CoyoteSans: Abcxyq How could he NOT get elected?
🔗 18:40 Ba_Dum_Tish: Are you bad enough to be the president
🔗 18:40 empyrealhell: are we sure his name wasn't burrito supreme?
🔗 18:40 AdmiralMemo: Graham "Whoa WHAT" Stark
🔗 18:40Lithobraker: It's time for some EXECUTIVE ACTIONS!
🔗 18:41Kowasu645: thanks obama
🔗 18:41Sektor88: music might need a couple more notches
🔗 18:41CoyoteSans: I'd vote for this guy in a heartbeat, regardless of his positions or policies.
🔗 18:41Kowasu645: for the sweet mech suit
🔗 18:41Danielleai: literally "gyme centa"
🔗 18:41Driosenth: lithobraker, you're thinking of North Dakota, they have all the shale oil. South Dakota has faces in rock and lots and lots of grain
🔗 18:41GroutNASA: Why in the world is this not Watch & Play? Graham....
🔗 18:41Sektor88: lithobraker: RICHAAARRRRD
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo:
Wait... how do we know that this ISN'T Obama in the suit?
🔗 18:41 Camthelion: I feel like Graham has just gone full invisible now. xD
🔗 18:41Kapol42: Too many guns, Tooo many guns~
🔗 18:41 Haberdashed: "Vote for me, or I'll kill you with my mech suit."
🔗 18:41 mtvcdm: This is basically what some people live in perpetual fear is going to happen.
🔗 18:41TheWanderingNomad: Because this isn't a bad game Groutnasa
🔗 18:41MetricFurlong: GroutNASA: because AMERICA! kid
🔗 18:41Decaped: This game isn't bad enough for Watch and Play
🔗 18:41 Omega_Lairon: "This isn't about me, or how many times I voted"
🔗 18:41 SketchyDetails: From software also made armored core...
🔗 18:41Lynks_9: the mech looked a lot bigger in the opening trailer
🔗 18:41splatty1: shoot the statue
🔗 18:41SaneremTTV: Hitler had a Mech Suit...
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo: Um... Wat
🔗 18:41 LordoftheFros: I SO wanted this out of an Armored Core game!
🔗 18:41 SoldieroFortune: well, he didn't have the mech suit when he was running ...
🔗 18:41 Zipa8: well he would get a lot of support from the conservatives
🔗 18:41 dougma:
Gra ham
🔗 18:41 Nightvalien28: sure
🔗 18:41angelofdust337: Ian Shoot the statue please SHOOT THE STATUE
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:41 LRRbot:
1 pardon-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 18:41 Senstaku: W-what game is this...?
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: engage the mecha-lincoln!
🔗 18:42 Nightvalien28: eff it why not
🔗 18:42 Senstaku:
🔗 18:42Spolin: That's a statue of his Father
🔗 18:42Hiramas: Dear Dr. Graham, this should be on Unskippable....
🔗 18:42 jonnykefka: "oversized back door" you say
🔗 18:42GroutNASA: Oh no. Oversize back door, indeed
🔗 18:42 Haberdashed: "oversized backdoor"
🔗 18:42Camail: oversized backdoor, *wink*
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: Senstaku, Metal Wolf Chaos
🔗 18:42 mtvcdm: They're just lowly foot soldiers.
🔗 18:42AK47Kalashnikov: From Creators of Dark souls...Metal Wolf Chaos
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: wait, if we are the state can we smash the state? does that work?
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: !game GOOD
🔗 18:42 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (13/13)
🔗 18:42Pharmacistjudge: whoa
🔗 18:42 empyrealhell: this game seems very aware of how ridiculous it is
🔗 18:42Sektor88: !game good
🔗 18:42blindrift98: mech force 1?
🔗 18:42 Senstaku: !game good
🔗 18:42 QuarterNote_: This is a cout
🔗 18:42 jonnykefka: Which one of the mods has a "pardonfuck" macro button set up? I think you might need it
🔗 18:42Okipokute: it's a coup iirc?
🔗 18:42 Under_5core: It's a coup d'etat, Graham.
🔗 18:42dialMforMara: I second the motion to make this an Unskippable
🔗 18:42Morgoth_bauglyr: it was a shield recharge
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: CantWearHats, We smash other states
🔗 18:42 Jadeworrior thinks hes in love with this game
🔗 18:42dialMforMara: Canageek wants a GPLP of it
🔗 18:42Lithobraker: Driosenth: SD still has some oil, I know cause my family's farm is being prospected on
🔗 18:42 mtvcdm: What are their hopes and dreams? Splattered, soon enough.
🔗 18:42Danielleai: Chap-anese?
🔗 18:42 CantWearHats: Admiralmemo I can dig it
🔗 18:42Sektor88: yeah, you, the president have been frame dby the VP as a traitor to the US
🔗 18:42Phenax987: It appears we have elected MIchael Bay
🔗 18:42 Anubis169: SMASH THE STAAAAAATE
🔗 18:42Magnatek: The Vice President is trying to seize power, Graham.
🔗 18:42DeathNDecay1: so this is basically dark souls where you play as gwyn, lord of cinder
🔗 18:42GroutNASA: It's Japanese, so of course it's weird. Put it with Quarich's oversize Bowie knife
🔗 18:42SaneremTTV: There is so much going on in the screen now.
🔗 18:42Lithobraker: Driosenth: also it has pheasants, so we have that
🔗 18:42 Nightvalien28: everything is oversized
🔗 18:43Kapol42: Ian "I am the president" Ianson
🔗 18:43 AdmiralMemo: I'll Be Back...
🔗 18:43 Zipa8: i was hoping for robo Nixon
🔗 18:43Samph1re: this game has terrible contrast problems. Way too dark
🔗 18:43 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (15/15)
🔗 18:43 CantWearHats: aroooo
🔗 18:43Aerotrain: I'll be back statue-of-myself, never fear
🔗 18:43angelofdust337: Oh man there was something cool if he shot the stature
🔗 18:43 Haberdashed: !game good
🔗 18:43 Lord_Hosk: Ill be back mr presi... mr me
🔗 18:43VoyRising: I'll Be Badk (TM)
🔗 18:43Lynks_9: Deathndecay1, more like where you play as gwyn the firelord
🔗 18:43Okipokute: hasta la vista bae
🔗 18:43GroutNASA: The President is, what, 15? That's a voice that hasn't reached puberty.
🔗 18:43Danielleai: I'll be Daddy
🔗 18:43Baranastra: You are the President. EVERYTHING is oversized, except for stuff you want miniature.
🔗 18:43 CantWearHats: my fellow a-mech-icans
🔗 18:43TheWanderingNomad: "A Game this American could only be made in Japan."
🔗 18:43 AdmiralMemo: So this is President Schwartzenegger
🔗 18:43MetricFurlong: !game ridonkulous
🔗 18:43 mtvcdm: Ever notice how there are games simulating a campaign, and games where you run the country, but they're virtually never the same game?
🔗 18:44SaneremTTV: So is this what the Japanese think America is like?
🔗 18:44 Thepov42: Why do those guns have WOOD furniture?
🔗 18:44 Haberdashed: The Eaglestar
🔗 18:44 Aarek: Smash the State!
🔗 18:44GroutNASA: @Thepov42 luxury
🔗 18:44Lithobraker: So, is the Secret Service with the Colombian sex workers or the drinking and driving? or both
🔗 18:44 Haberdashed: I love the names of things in this game already.
🔗 18:44Solomon_Kain: Boxes!
🔗 18:44Baranastra: Eaglestar? Are we becoming a mech driving another mech? hopefully.
🔗 18:44 CantWearHats: he tried to kill me with a forkliiiift
🔗 18:44 LordoftheFros: SMASH THE STATE!
🔗 18:44 LoadingReadyRun: Using different weapons is the main key to fighting!
🔗 18:44 Lord_Durin:
From Software making over-sized models of real world weapons? Unbelievable
🔗 18:44Lynks_9: Saneremttv, i'm pretty sure this is a perfect rendition of america
🔗 18:44 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (16/16)
🔗 18:44 PMAvers: The state smashes the state
🔗 18:44 AdmiralMemo: Smash that forklift for all those TERRIBLE races
🔗 18:44Hiramas: smash the state (literally)
🔗 18:44dialMforMara: The Japanese appear to have figured out how to market to Amaricans. --Canageek
🔗 18:44Phenax987: It would be hilarious if this game had a mini-game where you had to make policy decisions and such.
🔗 18:44GroutNASA: @Cantwearcats We're-stuck-here!!
🔗 18:44Baranastra: !advice
🔗 18:44 LRRbot: Turn off the mic.
🔗 18:44CoyoteSans: "As it turns out, electing the most patriotic, hawk-ish president in US history had the unfortunate side-effect of inspiring the various successionist groups to finally get off their asses and do something."
🔗 18:44 SoldieroFortune: And the Japanese understanding of US politics is forever .... wait, no scratch that. This is pretty much how it works.
🔗 18:44 Anubis169: not that much
🔗 18:44 jonnykefka: "Your tax dollars at work"
🔗 18:44 mtvcdm: Alex, you're the President. Forget scale and just charge the taxpayers for it.
🔗 18:44SaneremTTV: You are the state.
🔗 18:45Spacecarl: But he is the state? He is smashing his own state
🔗 18:45Lancer873: In America, THE STATE SMASHES YOU
🔗 18:45BaronVonRatsworth: State smash back
🔗 18:45Solomon_Kain: In Soviet America, State Smashes you!
🔗 18:45Phenax987: STATE SMASH YOU
🔗 18:45 CantWearHats: I notice that Ian's games feature an above-average number of forklifts
🔗 18:45 AdmiralMemo:
SoldieroFortune, I'm thinking of Futurama's President Nixon.
🔗 18:45 QuarterNote_: You would think japan would have marketed this to americans
🔗 18:45 Thepov42: Also seems, like, extremely unlikely to withstand this sort of rigorous use
🔗 18:45 Itazu: you the man! literally!
🔗 18:45 Zipa8: if its america it should be smash a less powerful state
🔗 18:45 QuarterNote_: but IT NEVER CAME OUT HERE
🔗 18:45dialMforMara: @Mtvcdm A Congressman just resigned because we found out he did that.
🔗 18:45Okipokute: i guess smashing the state doesn't specify whose state
🔗 18:45Lord_ZYRK: SMASH (those who oppose) THE STAAATE
🔗 18:45Camail: In anarchist america, state smashes YOU!
🔗 18:45Spolin: I think the gun is furnished with a whole Cherry tree that the president chopped down
🔗 18:45dialMforMara: My congressman in fact. I've voted against him in three elections.
🔗 18:45FedC0M: i love the rational of this game: Because you are the President of the United States
🔗 18:45JaymicUnyielding: Did HK-47 get an upgrade?
🔗 18:45Lancer873: Solomon_Kain: What is that, COMMIE talk?
🔗 18:45Aerotrain: L'état c'est moi!
🔗 18:45Dezufnocosem: in order to form a more perfect union...and then SMASH IT
🔗 18:45Lynks_9: that would be hilarious if your term ended in the middle of the game and you just got out of the mech suit
🔗 18:45 mtvcdm: Yeah, Aaron Schock. The Downton Abbey guy.
🔗 18:45 LordoftheFros: !game
🔗 18:45 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 100%)
🔗 18:45 Itazu: !game good
🔗 18:45 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (17/17)
🔗 18:45Lancer873: !game good
🔗 18:45 Ba_Dum_Tish: The state of the Union is that I have a bad a** mech
🔗 18:45Solomon_Kain: America was taklen over by Coup d'etat Forces, they must be commies!
🔗 18:45Baranastra: We are President. We CAN have fancy wood furniture.
🔗 18:45 mtvcdm: I remember how he was basically supposed to be his year's face of fiscal sanity.
🔗 18:45 Aarek:
!game
🔗 18:45Aerotrain: !game good
🔗 18:45Aerotrain: !game best
🔗 18:45LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Ian is playing a game where you are THE PRESIDENT in a MECH SUIT. Alex can’t even. Metal Wolf Chaos. http://t.co/CNATEM9YQc
🔗 18:45 SachielOne: !game good
🔗 18:46Okipokute: it could be just a vinyl wood finish
🔗 18:46Esuke_Ren: Currently playing: MURICA': the game
🔗 18:46 Omega_Lairon: !game good
🔗 18:46GroutNASA: God may bless these United States, but I protect them!
🔗 18:46Aerotrain: !game USA USA USA USA
🔗 18:46Zibanitu: Front and CENTRE!
🔗 18:46Valkyrie_Lemons: The President should always be front a centre. : 3
🔗 18:46Danielleai: now you're there
🔗 18:46 CantWearHats: forklift = smashed
🔗 18:46SaneremTTV: !game propaganda
🔗 18:46 Lord_Durin: Ian "Hudtastic" Horner
🔗 18:46 Jadeworrior: screw the debt I need wood stocks
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 100%)
🔗 18:46GundragonNZ: !game good
🔗 18:46AK47Kalashnikov: Dragunov rifle ?
🔗 18:46 Zipa8: some sort of sidewalk slam
🔗 18:46 Under_5core: You know, Codename: STEAM also has the US president in a mech suit.
🔗 18:46 Omega_Lairon: So also, my keyboard "demo switches" arrived
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (23/23)
🔗 18:46 Itazu:
as an american, i can confirm, all of this is true
🔗 18:46SaneremTTV: !game good
🔗 18:46Kowasu645: i love the giant revolver
🔗 18:46Danielleai: they're floating
🔗 18:46 CantWearHats: the world's slowest rocket
🔗 18:46splatty1: the law?
🔗 18:46GroutNASA: Funny or not funny floating?
🔗 18:46PrototypeAxl: !game AWESOME
🔗 18:46 Aarek:
cherry mx browns are my favorite
🔗 18:47MetricFurlong: Itazu: I always suspected
🔗 18:47 Thepov42: Did the original bazzoka actually have a designation?
🔗 18:47 mtvcdm: My representative is James Sensenbrenner, aka Author Of The Patriot Act. So I'm a sad panda.
🔗 18:47 Thepov42: *bazooka
🔗 18:47DeathNDecay1: sir sir, you are at a 11, i need you to break the laws of physics to get to 12
🔗 18:47 Anubis169: Aarek: i have blues
🔗 18:47 Mangledpixel: sense? SENSE?!
🔗 18:47Valkyrie_Lemons: LRR, you've got a little bit of game underneath you (you're not alightened with the border, not that it really matters. : ) )
🔗 18:47FedC0M: wait till you get dual vulcans
🔗 18:47TheWanderingNomad: Ian we threw sense out the window the moment the oversized back door showed up
🔗 18:47JaymicUnyielding: Is that... a Magnum? PLEASE TELL ME IT IS
🔗 18:47Serifina: Do not apply sense to this game. Ever.
🔗 18:47Samph1re: dear drs lrr, are you using an og 'duke' controller?
🔗 18:47dialMforMara hugs sad panda @Mtvcdm
🔗 18:47Valkyrie_Lemons: *Aligned
🔗 18:47Earthenone: i feel mr.presedent needs a lightsaber
🔗 18:47SaneremTTV: So this is why the Republican party hates gun control.
🔗 18:47 Omega_Lairon: Well, this is the mini-kit, so it only has red, blue, black and clear
🔗 18:47 LordoftheFros: I wouldn't be surprised to see a Karasawa show up in this game.
🔗 18:47 Aarek: Anubis169 blues are nice, but I like having a little bit less clickyness for gaming
🔗 18:47 Lord_Hosk: these are all us military designations for the weapons. because he is the commander an chief
🔗 18:47MetricFurlong: your melee weapon is also guns, just at closer range
🔗 18:47 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (23/23)
🔗 18:47 Havok4: Very very magnum.
🔗 18:47dialMforMara: So if the President gets a giant mech suit, what does the prime minster get? A segway? --Canageek
🔗 18:47 Bratmon: Ian, did you have to inport this game?
🔗 18:47LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Star Citizen, Cities: Skylines, and… Paula Deen? It’s this week’s CheckPoint. https://t.co/UoLpUnQPEv
🔗 18:47 CantWearHats: I'm a little surprised that the mech doesn't have a little cowboy hat on it
🔗 18:48GroutNASA: "I think I want to shotgun these people", said the President
🔗 18:48 Anubis169: "You are in the states.. of PAAAAAIN!!"
🔗 18:48 mtvcdm: No, no, do anything while you're in here. You're the President.
🔗 18:48Danielleai: your stream title is still on derps Ian
🔗 18:48TheWanderingNomad: Ian "I think I want to Shotgun these people" Horner
🔗 18:48Decaped: I need this woman narrating my life
🔗 18:48CrazyMax46: Ah. I can tell by the voice acting that we are playing a Dreamcast game.
🔗 18:48 CantWearHats: aim AND fire!
🔗 18:48chaoticobserver: Crazymax46: actually, its an original Xbox game
🔗 18:48JaymicUnyielding: "Whoa, something quite dangerous awaits!"
🔗 18:48MetricFurlong: Crazymax46: original Xbox
🔗 18:48 Itazu: did we just internet?
🔗 18:48 Bratmon: @Crazymax46 Xbox, actually.
🔗 18:48CrazyMax46: Close enough.
🔗 18:48 adi_pie:
dialmformara, the PM gets effed. this is America after all.
🔗 18:48Kowasu645: all these people wanted was health care
🔗 18:48 SachielOne: Probably SoLDier.
🔗 18:48GroutNASA: @Kowasu645 well now they NEED it
🔗 18:48 Itazu: i think i hear dial up happening
🔗 18:48Lord_Rakdos: can you pisitol whip
🔗 18:48Aerotrain: and in the real world, the president doesn't even walk around in a mech. Thanks, Obama!
🔗 18:48dialMforMara: @Adi_pie Canageek means the Canadian PM
🔗 18:48TheWanderingNomad: We solved all their health problems with a heaping dose of lead
🔗 18:49Kowasu645: @Groutnasa not if Ian has anything to say about it
🔗 18:49 Aarek: Omega_lairon browns are best described as a softer blue with less click
🔗 18:49Demiteddybear: This is why I'm sad I'm not a natural American citizen, I can't be president
🔗 18:49 Ba_Dum_Tish: This is definitely worth the wait
🔗 18:49CoyoteSans: So, this game is basically "Hey, you know Metal Gear? What if you spent an entire game piloting one of those?"
🔗 18:49 LordoftheFros: Since this is a From Software mech game, I imagine you can just juke around the missiles.
🔗 18:49 The_Intelligentleman: What is this game?
🔗 18:49 Omega_Lairon: Aarek... that complicates matters. I'm already torn between red and blue as it is
🔗 18:49 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 100%)
🔗 18:49Lynks_9: Coyotesans, aren't the metal gears huge?
🔗 18:49 Anubis169: it's ridiculous
🔗 18:49 mtvcdm: My fortune cookie, just now: "You will step on the soil of many countries."
🔗 18:49Rootpotato: ya, the twitter notification said iddqderp lol
🔗 18:49Phenax987: MEC Force-1
🔗 18:50 Thepov42: Air Force One has a Mech Bay?
🔗 18:50MetricFurlong: The_intelligentleman: Metal Wolf Chaos: the game so American it had to be made in Japan and never released in the UA
🔗 18:50 Camthelion: well looky here
🔗 18:50MetricFurlong: *USA
🔗 18:50Aerotrain: she's way too excited about all this
🔗 18:50 Aarek: Omega_lairon you might like browns then, they are pretty much a middle ground
🔗 18:50CoyoteSans: Eh, they come in different sizes, from what I can tell.
🔗 18:50 Bratmon: @The_intelligentleman It was only released in Japan. That's all the information you need to know.
🔗 18:50CoyoteSans: Also "Get of my plane" joke.
🔗 18:50 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 100%)
🔗 18:50Valkyrie_Lemons: Is you assistant...uhhh...Legally competent?
🔗 18:50 The_Intelligentleman: It seems phenomenal.
🔗 18:50 CantWearHats: Vote Horner 2015!
🔗 18:50 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_Lemons, she is legal...enough
🔗 18:50 PMAvers: They must've used all their joy making this game and burned out, hence the Souls games afterwards.
🔗 18:50angelofdust337: Valkyrie_lemons yes, she's just blood-thirsty
🔗 18:50MetricFurlong: The_Intelligentleman: this is still basically the tutorial level
🔗 18:50 TEHbigIVAN: thanks for playing this game. I just remembered I want more Front Mission games.
🔗 18:50 Jadeworrior: Ian has been dipping into the presidential PCP
🔗 18:50GroutNASA: wow, she is SO happy
🔗 18:51 mtvcdm: !game good
🔗 18:51 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (24/24)
🔗 18:51 QuarterNote_: She is so happy at your mass murder
🔗 18:51Kapol42:
Man, this robo-sex is kinky.
🔗 18:51Kowasu645: to be fair, her job is sweet
🔗 18:51CoyoteSans: To be fair, would YOU trust Harper with a MEch?
🔗 18:51GroutNASA: how do we know any of this is really happening? this coudl be the President of the USA on a bad trip
🔗 18:51Spolin: prepare for the BEST TAKEOFF EVER
🔗 18:51Kowasu645: !game good
🔗 18:51AK47Kalashnikov: WOW moment
🔗 18:51 Baldrash: !game good
🔗 18:51 blip2004: i just got here and what is going on
🔗 18:51 CantWearHats: oh of course
🔗 18:51Arclight_Dynamo: Coyotesans: I barely trust Harper with that *** he's holding.
🔗 18:51 CantWearHats: HOLY ***
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:51 LRRbot:
2 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 18:51 Bratmon: @Groutnasa I'm almost positive that that's the case.
🔗 18:51Demiteddybear: president horner. ..A bullet in every organ and a rocket in every face
🔗 18:51chaoticobserver: hidden takeoff under the reflectign pool at the Washington Monument
🔗 18:51Aerotrain: Based on a true story
🔗 18:51chaoticobserver: wow
🔗 18:51 The_Intelligentleman: UM
🔗 18:51 Itazu: yep, thats how you plane
🔗 18:51DeathNDecay1: america!
🔗 18:51 TheMoatman: Just flyin out of the reflecting pool
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo: Um... That would NOT REALLY HAPPEN due to PHYSICS
🔗 18:51 Shocksplicer: Oh holy *** they got Metal Wolf Chaos!
🔗 18:51 CantWearHats: this is 100% accurate to real life
🔗 18:51OneirosGolem: 900% not how jets work
🔗 18:51 QuarterNote_: I have been to the national mall. this happens all the time
🔗 18:51 Grescheks: what is that plane made of?
🔗 18:51Arclight_Dynamo: !game good
🔗 18:51 Lord_Durin: I'm actually just impressed right now
🔗 18:51 mtvcdm: This is not how planes work and nobody cares.
🔗 18:51CleverCrumbish: US Government confirmed for Thunderbirds
🔗 18:52 The_Intelligentleman: WHAT
🔗 18:52Skip_dippety: "My first act as president is to ban Florida!"
🔗 18:52 Zipa8: well that happened
🔗 18:52 Shirts_: !game good
🔗 18:52Valkyrie_Lemons: Now...I'm not an aviation expert...but I'm pretty sure that's not how you fly a plane.
🔗 18:52Zibanitu: Lincoln's all like "What's with the draft?"
🔗 18:52 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (28/28)
🔗 18:52 Havok4: Mechalincon is the only thing this game is missing.
🔗 18:52 CantWearHats: MMMMICHAEL
🔗 18:52 SketchyDetails: MICHAEL!
🔗 18:52 Omega_Lairon: Bah gawd Maggle
🔗 18:52ArrestedHouse: Richard!
🔗 18:52SaneremTTV: This is the most metal thing I have ever seen. Am I okay?
🔗 18:52Solomon_Kain: Richaaards!
🔗 18:52 Aarek: RICHARDDDD!
🔗 18:52 Anubis169 dies laughing twice
🔗 18:52JaymicUnyielding: wut
🔗 18:52ThatDangSkeleton: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
🔗 18:52 Zipa8: Nixxxxxxxxon!
🔗 18:52 CantWearHats: oh my god this game is amazing
🔗 18:52Sektor88: RICHAAARRRRD
🔗 18:52OneirosGolem: BIDEN!
🔗 18:52 AdmiralMemo: SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
🔗 18:52dialMforMara: Still better physics then Sharknado. --Canageek
🔗 18:52MilkInBag: what is even
🔗 18:52Serifina:
I love this game so much.
🔗 18:52Aerotrain: she's way too upbeat about this
🔗 18:52 Camthelion: Jesus this voice acting
🔗 18:52Lord_ZYRK: Nixon's back, baby!
🔗 18:52Cantwearcats: KAAAAAANEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 18:52MetricFurlong: !game good
🔗 18:52TheMooseTetrino: LAUGHING SO *** HARD
🔗 18:52 mtvcdm: Damn you, Boehner!
🔗 18:52 The_Intelligentleman: AHAHAHAHAH
🔗 18:52 Senstaku: I've mentally switched the names to Obama and Biden. It still works.
🔗 18:52Lord_ZYRK: TETSUOOOOOOO
🔗 18:52 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: lost to round one, one game was from flying crane technique ironically. now I have a bye for game 2
🔗 18:52CoyoteSans: D..D...Daikatana?
🔗 18:52GroutNASA: I ... just can't. I can't!
🔗 18:52 Lord_Hosk: Thats the speaker of the house, we have checks and balances in our governement
🔗 18:52 The_Intelligentleman:
🔗 18:52GroutNASA: !game good
🔗 18:52TAOTheCrab:
gah, it only started during this stream, but my Internet got effed
🔗 18:52linecardioidparabola: oh this game
🔗 18:52 Anubis169: kanedaaaaaaaa
🔗 18:52Lord_Rakdos: ;olololololo
🔗 18:52 Bratmon: @Saneremttv As long as you turn it off before you pass out from metal poisoning, you'll probably be good.
🔗 18:53Baranastra:
The only "SLD" thing I can find in reference to the rockets is the "Social and Liberal Democratic" party, So, rival party?
🔗 18:53 AdmiralMemo: Meanwhile... Lincoln still pissed
🔗 18:53 Shocksplicer: WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY?!
🔗 18:53 The_Intelligentleman: Their mouths
🔗 18:53MilkInBag: this slightly looks like George Bush on meth
🔗 18:53 PhageLight: !game good
🔗 18:53 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (31/31)
🔗 18:53 Lord_Hosk: oh noo
🔗 18:53 LordoftheFros: Ian! Please tell us how you got your hands on this game!
🔗 18:53 PhageLight: !game, so very good
🔗 18:53Danielleai: lol Alex acting like he's got a new iphone
🔗 18:53 The_Intelligentleman: BIIIDDDDEEEENNN
🔗 18:53 Haberdashed: DAMMIT BIDEN
🔗 18:53Sektor88: yeah, the vP is hella bad
🔗 18:53Danielleai: is it an iphone?
🔗 18:53 WizardZedd: Umm. The United Nations is not actually part of the US Government. They realize this, yes?
🔗 18:53 Texan_Reverend: Dr. Alex, is that a Samsung Note 4?
🔗 18:53linecardioidparabola: this was on tokyo encounter
🔗 18:53 The_Intelligentleman: @Haberdashed THIS IS GREAT
🔗 18:53CoyoteSans: He was Biden his... no that pun is too terrible even for me.
🔗 18:53Aerotrain: BELIEVE IT
🔗 18:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: wait the VP can just take control
🔗 18:53 PsychoI3oy: alex which phone is it?
🔗 18:53 mtvcdm: Believe your justice!
🔗 18:53Serifina: HIS OWN JUSTICe
🔗 18:53 Grescheks: "Believe in your own justice" needs to go in advice, I think
🔗 18:53 Bratmon: The President can pardon people, too.
🔗 18:53 empyrealhell: This seems like it would fit right in as a fantasy/dream of G.W. Bush on an episode of Robot Chicken
🔗 18:53GroutNASA: Is that Bill Pullman?!
🔗 18:53MetricFurlong: 'believe in your own justice' needs to be an advice command
🔗 18:53OneirosGolem: Absolutely a Bush reference imo
🔗 18:53Sektor88: he looks a bit like dubya. is he supposed to be dubya?
🔗 18:53 Under_5core: Can that be an advice?
🔗 18:53 Nightvalien28: Almighty_Angry_Animar, when the VP has a mech suit yeah he can
🔗 18:53Arclight_Dynamo would actually *really* like a Canadian version of this. So ridiculous.
🔗 18:53SaneremTTV: The President, in a mech suit, in Air Force 1, just flew through the Lincoln Memorial. I think this is fatal.
🔗 18:53Danielleai: which phone is Alex's phone?
🔗 18:53 Havok4: In the presidential veto mech.
🔗 18:53 Haberdashed: WILDLIFE COMES FIRST
🔗 18:53 Shirts_: !game JUSTICE
🔗 18:53Skip_dippety: Washington DC has fallen. Although given how borked it was in the first place, it didn't have far to fall.
🔗 18:53Kowasu645: totally not bush
🔗 18:53 The_Intelligentleman: AHAHAHAHAHA
🔗 18:53 Anubis169: wahahahaha
🔗 18:54 The_Intelligentleman: YESSS
🔗 18:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Nightvalien28 I fuess so
🔗 18:54 JonciA: I must save America!
🔗 18:54 Zipa8:
soi much
🔗 18:54JaymicUnyielding: Your father...? Are... are we playing as George W. Bush?
🔗 18:54 Itazu: SCREW Japan, i have to save America!
🔗 18:54angelofdust337: hahahahahahahhaha
🔗 18:54Abcxyq: Let them know I WON'T be able to make it
🔗 18:54 Senstaku: Decline Invitation; Reason stated: Saving America
🔗 18:54 Bratmon: @Grescheks I don't want to be reminded of this again.
🔗 18:54 CantWearHats: DDR DDR news network
🔗 18:54 Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow just wow
🔗 18:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
🔗 18:54Valkyrie_Lemons: I'M SAVING AMERICA...CANCEL ALL APOITNMENTS!
🔗 18:54 LRRbot: Right in front of you.
🔗 18:54Okipokute: i must leave now, muh murika needs me
🔗 18:54Pump19: Quote #1: "There's no worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something." —RebelliousUno
🔗 18:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:54 LRRbot:
3 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 18:54 mtvcdm: The Government Policy Promotion Department?
🔗 18:54 BarcodeReader321: are you a bad enough President to rescue The Dude?
🔗 18:54 Thepov42: First off, how dare you
🔗 18:54 QuarterNote_: Oh hey its fox news
🔗 18:54Baranastra: !advice
🔗 18:54 LRRbot: Find another way.
🔗 18:54 Shocksplicer:
I kind of don't want an Australian version of this, it would probably just be our PM using a Mech to massacre refugees in boats.
🔗 18:54Cantwearcats: I. Am not. A robot.
🔗 18:54 Anubis169: The revolution will be televised, a LOT
🔗 18:54OneirosGolem: That makes it so much better?
🔗 18:54 LackingSanity_: !game good
🔗 18:54 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 100% (32/32)
🔗 18:54 Shirts_: is this how the Japanese see American??
🔗 18:54 Thepov42: Second of all, what gives you the right?
🔗 18:54GroutNASA: Great infographics
🔗 18:54 Bratmon: @Barcodereader321 lol
🔗 18:54 mtvcdm: Since 2010, you say?
🔗 18:54 QuarterNote_: yup totally fox news
🔗 18:54 Grescheks: I think this news channel might be a little biased...
🔗 18:54Lord_Rakdos: this guy
🔗 18:54 Senstaku: How old is this game...?
🔗 18:54Jtigwell: Did they hire actual CNN graphics people to design this segment?
🔗 18:55Serifina: @Shirts_ Sort of, yeah...
🔗 18:55CoyoteSans: To be fair, this is about the level of presentation I expect from cable news.
🔗 18:55Chipton: Oh god it's too real
🔗 18:55OneirosGolem: Woooaaaaah now
🔗 18:55 mtvcdm: I wonder what might have happened in 2010.
🔗 18:55 The_Intelligentleman: This is a republicans worse nightmare.
🔗 18:55JaymicUnyielding: BLAME THE IMMIGRANTS
🔗 18:55BidetoftheDead: DNN
🔗 18:55Earthenone: economic disputes due to the president going insane and building mechs
🔗 18:55 Tripleyew: Fox News?
🔗 18:55Chipton: Ian... it's TOO REAL
🔗 18:55Danielleai: yeah blame the terrorists when it's ...actually more common to get run over by a car
🔗 18:55 Damullet14: morning, chat
🔗 18:55 LordoftheFros: I.... I Can't... Oh god...
🔗 18:55 TheMoatman: And yes! The pen is still mightier than the sword!
🔗 18:55 Shirts_: I think I'm ok with that
🔗 18:55 Damullet14: how's terror?
🔗 18:55aCupOfDarjeeling: 'correct'
🔗 18:55 mtvcdm: MCCAIN NO
🔗 18:55 Nightvalien28: someone took a a lot of inspiration from fox news
🔗 18:55 JonciA: THat was the hardest chin
🔗 18:55Questhere: he looks trustworthy
🔗 18:55dialMforMara: VP = technically a terrorist
🔗 18:55SaneremTTV: @The_intelligentleman No, I think this is a Republican's wet dream...
🔗 18:55ThatDangSkeleton: Thanks .....what's the president's name again?
🔗 18:55Aerotrain: Biden just got real
🔗 18:55GroutNASA: I knew it. Arizona
🔗 18:55Earthenone: or as we call him dick hawk
🔗 18:55 Lord_Durin: Totally not Evil
🔗 18:55 CantWearHats: Vampire Biden
🔗 18:55 LordoftheFros: He came from ARIZONA!? BAHAHA!
🔗 18:55SirBlix: This is pretty relevant today.
🔗 18:55 QuarterNote_: Dick cheney
🔗 18:55Valkyrie_Lemons: You know what, he can be my President.
🔗 18:55Kowasu645: those cheekbones
🔗 18:55Danielleai: he looks like steve
🔗 18:55 mtvcdm: This isn't Biden. This is McCain.
🔗 18:55Abcxyq: This is basically what would happen if Ron Paul were a giant robot
🔗 18:55 Shirts_: VP totally not evil looking at all
🔗 18:55 Lord_Hosk: mccain
🔗 18:55Aerotrain: McCain?
🔗 18:55BidetoftheDead: Anime Joe Biden is hot
🔗 18:55 Zipa8: i was expecting Nixon
🔗 18:55CoyoteSans: To be fair, this WAS made during the Bush/Cheney years...
🔗 18:55Arclight_Dynamo: Holy Christ it's Dennis Miller!
🔗 18:56 Thepov42: These are two VERY young executives
🔗 18:56Kapol42: The united states of America... 2
🔗 18:56plunko69: you have it all wrong its anime ronald reagan
🔗 18:56 Aarek: deagle flavored deagle
🔗 18:56Danielleai: bozo the clown?
🔗 18:56 Anubis169: Metal Wolf?
🔗 18:56 Ba_Dum_Tish: The United States of America 2
🔗 18:56Sektor88: enjoy your deagles!
🔗 18:56RvLeshrac: Did I miss all the Seamen?
🔗 18:56 Anubis169: Metal Wolf?!
🔗 18:56Aerotrain: Unjust? I'll have you know he believe his own justice, thankyouverymuch!
🔗 18:56 QuarterNote_: Yup this si fox news
🔗 18:56Nmaster64: Never should have trusted Billy Mitchell as VP.
🔗 18:56 PsychoI3oy: i think all the calibers got turned into mms
🔗 18:56 Havok4: Alex cannot handle this level of murica.
🔗 18:56 CantWearHats:
🔗 18:56 Shocksplicer: NICE CHENEY EVIL CHENEY NICE CHENEY EVIL CHENEY
🔗 18:56 Jadeworrior:
🔗 18:56 QuarterNote_: 100% Bill o'riley fox news
🔗 18:56 PsychoI3oy: so those are 50mm deagles
🔗 18:56 Bawkbawkboo1:
🔗 18:56DeathNDecay1: evil? that would be McCain and Cheney 2018
🔗 18:56 Thepov42: All of America? How are they gonna manage that?
🔗 18:56 mtvcdm:
We're under martial law, but !
🔗 18:56GroutNASA: Why would they call him by his name Metal Wolf, which is awesome? Smash!
🔗 18:56Lord_Rakdos: that guy could not get elected
🔗 18:56CoyoteSans: METAL WOLF IS NOT METAL GEAR. COMPLETELY. DIFFERENT.
🔗 18:56 Lord_Durin: SMASH THE STATE
🔗 18:56 Bratmon:
🔗 18:56 Haberdashed: SMASH
🔗 18:56 LordoftheFros:
Neo Fox News would like you to know that
🔗 18:56aCupOfDarjeeling: don't even worry about it
🔗 18:56 PsychoI3oy: his revolver is 357mm
🔗 18:56OneirosGolem: Smash this unforgivable state
🔗 18:56 JonciA: "Do NOT pay attention to Martial Law! We need to deal with the immigrants!"
🔗 18:56Decaped: There really needs to be more japanese games about America
🔗 18:56 Ba_Dum_Tish: METAL WOLF?!
🔗 18:56Kapol42: Alex was the evil all along!
🔗 18:56Abcxyq: Joe "Smash the State" BIden
🔗 18:56Danielleai: smash the police state
🔗 18:56Demiteddybear: It's a desert weagle
🔗 18:56ThatDangSkeleton: BIG MECHA IS WATCHING
🔗 18:56 empyrealhell: the flag isn't flapping... I bet the VP never even went to the moon
🔗 18:56 mtvcdm: Justice! Freedom!
🔗 18:56Unknowngamer88: woooooooow
🔗 18:56Phenax987: There are American flags eeeeeeverywhere!
🔗 18:56 Jadeworrior: Status of State = smashed
🔗 18:56Lynks_9:
so yes those are actual US soldiers you are butchering
🔗 18:56Driosenth: So your primary cannon fodder is the US army grunt?
🔗 18:57gameslayer013: this looks amazing
🔗 18:57 Tripleyew: ALL kinds of evil?
🔗 18:57 jonnykefka: Dear Dr. Alex, I recently heard about a game under development that is right in your wheelhouse. It's called "we happy few".
🔗 18:57SirBlix: This game looks awesome
🔗 18:57SleepyDeveloper: that needs to be the new fox news logo
🔗 18:57 mtvcdm: That's San Francisco.
🔗 18:57Cantwearcats: I'd like to think that the presidential mech is actually called "Flaming Eagle Boner"
🔗 18:57SaneremTTV: Coodetuh.
🔗 18:57GroutNASA: @Empyrealhell see the letter "C" on that rock?
🔗 18:57Valkyrie_Lemons: You know...somehow, I would NOT be suprised if this an actual thing on Fox News.
🔗 18:57Danielleai wants less propaganda games
🔗 18:57Solomon_Kain: wtf...
🔗 18:57 LadyRhian: Why do so many weekend warriors love the Deagle?
🔗 18:57 Damullet14: Marshall Lawe, US Marshal
🔗 18:57 Shirts_: is this what solid snake was fighting against? a presidential metal gear?
🔗 18:57Earthenone: kudeta, canada. coincidence?! i think not!
🔗 18:57OneirosGolem: Cool Day Tat Bra
🔗 18:57 Grescheks: that's...that's not how you pronounce "coup d'etat"
🔗 18:57 Thepov42: I am so confuse
🔗 18:57 LordoftheFros: Dear From Software: More like this, please!
🔗 18:57GroutNASA: What is that accent?
🔗 18:57MetricFurlong: fun fact: completing this game will give any non-American honorary American citizenship
🔗 18:57 Nightvalien28: Valkyrie_Lemons, have you seen fox news? they spew that kind of propaganda everyday
🔗 18:57 Thepov42: So very confuse
🔗 18:57Kowasu645: well shes not wrong
🔗 18:57 aussz: I ordered pizza from pizza hut over 3 hours ago, it has yet to arrive
🔗 18:57Jtigwell: Killing everyone I trained with would probably weaken my morale.
🔗 18:57Berekhalf: "Did I say morale? I meant morality"
🔗 18:57Decaped: Grescheks it's the american pronunciation
🔗 18:57Magnatek: There's actually a red/white/blue paint job for Metal Wolf.
🔗 18:57 LadyRhian: Lady is Tally!
🔗 18:57 aussz: I called 3 times already...
🔗 18:57CoyoteSans: too... much... should have... sent a... poet....
🔗 18:57Kowasu645: killing them all WOULD lower their morale
🔗 18:57 Grescheks: so is Metal Gear Rising Revengeance prequel?
🔗 18:57 Edroach: wait... was that blue text "taquetoria"?!?!
🔗 18:57 TheMoatman: Well, they can't all be winners
🔗 18:57Jtigwell: @Aussz Time to get your mech suit.
🔗 18:57Unknowngamer88: that was a long walk...
🔗 18:57 JonciA: That Ops name was rather long
🔗 18:58 SachielOne: Wow that name was Japanese.
🔗 18:58SirBlix: Is this a commentary on the US?
🔗 18:58 Grescheks: *Is this
🔗 18:58Abcxyq: Thanks, Jodie.
🔗 18:58DeathNDecay1: please tell me that was a translation error
🔗 18:58shamaril subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 18:58 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, shamaril! (Today's storm count: 11)
🔗 18:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !pardon
🔗 18:58Valkyrie_Lemons: Nightvalien28, that's what I meant. : P
🔗 18:58Aerotrain: that's a lot of words!
🔗 18:58 aussz: I am about to crack skulls
🔗 18:58OneirosGolem: Sirblix Somewhat.
🔗 18:58GroutNASA: Japanese + English = words.
🔗 18:58MetricFurlong: Grescheks: like that but with less self-restraint
🔗 18:58 LordoftheFros: Ooh, this sounds like Grid Room.
🔗 18:58 Tripleyew:
🔗 18:58 QuarterNote_: DeathNDecay1, there is only english dialogue
🔗 18:58CoyoteSans: I think we broke Alex.
🔗 18:58 LordoftheFros: PFF!
🔗 18:58 Anubis169: !pardonfuck
🔗 18:58 LRRbot:
4 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 18:58Lord_ZYRK: From Armored Core?
🔗 18:58 TheMoatman: There's a grenade launcher that fires footballs
🔗 18:58DeathNDecay1: Quarternote_ I stand by my statement
🔗 18:58Berekhalf: From Software has a moonlight sword in every fame they make
🔗 18:58gameslayer013: wat
🔗 18:58Skip_dippety: Moonlight swords are in every FromSoft game
🔗 18:58Sektor88: Sharklauncher plz
🔗 18:58 QuarterNote_: SHARKS
🔗 18:58gameslayer013: NEED
🔗 18:58 Lord_Durin: DO IT
🔗 18:58aCupOfDarjeeling: i want thet
🔗 18:58 jonnykefka: Invest in the rocket launcher that fires sharks.
🔗 18:58aesir_blade: No, Alex, that's in Saints' Row
🔗 18:58Aerotrain: Rawkit Lawnchair!
🔗 18:58 Camthelion: Shark-ra-launcher?
🔗 18:58chaoticobserver: you must get that rocket launcher that launches sharks
🔗 18:58 Nightvalien28: GET THAT
🔗 18:58 The_Intelligentleman: SHARK LAUNCHER
🔗 18:58 Ba_Dum_Tish: Game of the century
🔗 18:58splatty1: monlight swords are in all fromsoft games
🔗 18:58 Grescheks: well, now we have to get that
🔗 18:58 SachielOne: The Moonlight is a laserblade in Armored Core, yes.
🔗 18:58Lord_ZYRK: Moonlight sword in Armored Core was OP
🔗 18:58chaoticobserver: FOR AMERICA
🔗 18:58 Baldrash: Chat demands sharks!
🔗 18:58MetricFurlong: Shark launcher
🔗 18:59Lancer873: The Moonlight Sword has been in every From Software game. DS1/2 contain the Moonlight Greatsword
🔗 18:59 LackingSanity_: Oh no my stream froze what's happening
🔗 18:59OneirosGolem: Sharks must flow
🔗 18:59 TheMoatman: Oh, I forgot about the shark launcher
🔗 18:59 Texan_Reverend: Alex, what is your new phone?
🔗 18:59 Aarek: gib sharket launcher
🔗 18:59 Itazu: actually shouted what irl at sharks
🔗 18:59 SoldieroFortune: Sharket Launcher?
🔗 18:59 Under_5core: Sharkets!
🔗 18:59MetricFurlong: we need that
🔗 18:59PrototypeAxl: Or a shotgun that shoots fireworks and confetti
🔗 18:59BaronVonRatsworth: Shark launcher, yep
🔗 18:59 LackingSanity_: it sounds rad
🔗 18:59 Jadeworrior: Left SHARK GUN
🔗 18:59MetricFurlong: the world needs that
🔗 18:59Sektor88:
just get good
🔗 18:59AK47Kalashnikov: Let From Software make a Saints Row game
🔗 18:59 LadyRhian: Shark Cannon!
🔗 18:59Unknowngamer88: this is a very special game
🔗 18:59 azninja888: SHARK-ZOOKA
🔗 18:59Esuke_Ren: FROM SOFTWARE made Saints Row IV before it was made
🔗 18:59 Shirts_: shark launcher... yep this game is some serious America
🔗 18:59Cantwearcats: I wish IMDB would give the character names in the cast list. If the president is the first guy on the list then he's Tom from Shenmue. Just in case this wasn't awesome enough for you already.
🔗 18:59 Bratmon: Alex hasn't done this yet?
🔗 18:59Sektor88: Do you wanna drive a foooorkliiift
🔗 18:59 sticks_abuser: do it
🔗 18:59 Elah806: You must drive the forklift.
🔗 18:59Zibanitu: Forklift Sharkzooka?
🔗 18:59 Aarek: yes alex forklift
🔗 18:59Danielleai: has Alex driven yet, period?
🔗 18:59Lord_ZYRK: Fork! Lift! Fork! Lift!
🔗 18:59 Bratmon: He'll probably beat Graham at least.
🔗 18:59 The_true_Alestain: As is Tradition
🔗 18:59Aerotrain: no one WANTS to drive a forklift. but they must, oh they must
🔗 18:59splatty1: but you have to save america
🔗 18:59 Nightvalien28: fork lift
🔗 18:59MetricFurlong: AK47Kalashnikov: I don't think our species is ready for something of that magnitude
🔗 18:59Sektor88: forklift sharkzooka is my signature wrestling move
🔗 18:59SirBlix: Geez this game costs an insane amount!
🔗 18:59GroutNASA:
because you'll have plenty of time to visit nasdaq.com during a COUP
🔗 19:00 mtvcdm: Be a Presidential Forklift Challenge Ranger!
🔗 19:00 LadyRhian: Ganbatte, Alex!
🔗 19:00TheWanderingNomad: Fact
🔗 19:00 Under_5core: It's R&D on how to make a normal gun mech sized.
🔗 19:00 Nightvalien28: why is she yelling
🔗 19:00 Shirts_: I need to buy a copy of this game
🔗 19:00TheWanderingNomad: This looks NOTHING like San Francisco
🔗 19:00 QuarterNote_: san francisco seems very chinese
🔗 19:00Esuke_Ren: Its China Town
🔗 19:00Lord_Rakdos: did she just give you the advice- the enemy may shoot you
🔗 19:00Arclight_Dynamo: "Cooditaw"
🔗 19:00MetricFurlong: SirBlix: being out of print and never released outside of Japan will do that, sadly
🔗 19:00 Grescheks: San Francisco is basically Honk Kong, right?
🔗 19:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar: this is suuuuper chinese
🔗 19:00CoyoteSans: It's a Japanese-game for the original XBox. It was cursed from the beginning to be a commercial failure.
🔗 19:00 The_Intelligentleman: THESE SOUND EFFECTS
🔗 19:00 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Alex: If you can beat Graham's time, that's all we care about.
🔗 19:00Unknowngamer88: UM
🔗 19:00Kapol42: I want to vote for this man.
🔗 19:00OneirosGolem: What does that even mean
🔗 19:00 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
🔗 19:00 CantWearHats: MURICA
🔗 19:00CleverCrumbish: "Did I mention you are the president Sir"
🔗 19:00TheWanderingNomad: IT'S TIME TO TAKE AMERICA BACK!
🔗 19:00 The_Intelligentleman: YESSSSSS WHOOO YEAH
🔗 19:00 Ba_Dum_Tish: This game must be re released! It is just too awesome
🔗 19:00Zibanitu: Gentleman off the clock at 5pm. Yep.
🔗 19:00 BusTed:
yeah!
🔗 19:00Kowasu645: is...is the president secretly Raiden?
🔗 19:00Berekhalf: He has my vote
🔗 19:00 LadyRhian: Iron President
🔗 19:00Arclight_Dynamo: Wooow, LRRbot...
🔗 19:00Skip_dippety: That probably sounds more impressive in Japanese
🔗 19:01Cantwearcats: !advice
🔗 19:01 LRRbot: The glowy thing.
🔗 19:01Phenax987: this music
🔗 19:01 Shirts_: 1 million pardon lrrEFFs
🔗 19:01 Thepov42: Isn't that like the 4th time we've dramatically proclaimed our intention to take back America?
🔗 19:01Baranastra:
Sir, you MADE that guy your vice president. Please, calm down.
🔗 19:01 Grescheks: huh, your mech is pretty tiny
🔗 19:01Unknowngamer88: this UI is kind of a mess. nit pick, I know
🔗 19:01 Bawkbawkboo1: This is most definitely not San Francisco
🔗 19:01MetricFurlong: Thepov42: it won't be the last
🔗 19:01TAOTheCrab: sir? sir! Your gentleman goes off at 5 o clock. Sir!
🔗 19:01Arclight_Dynamo: I love the concept of this game, but the game itself seems awful.
🔗 19:01 CaptainEnder7: !game
🔗 19:01 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 100%)
🔗 19:01CoyoteSans: To the Japanese, it probably just sounds like a hot-blooded American sterotype shouting "FREEDOM. AMERICA" over and over again.
🔗 19:01 Anubis169:
Ian: You're at liberty to do whatever you want in this game
🔗 19:01 QuarterNote_: Are their sailors here?
🔗 19:01 mtvcdm: We only wanted geographical balance on our ticket!
🔗 19:01Hiramas: has anyone thought about the fact that, if you are the leader of a country and everybody is against you, you might be the bad guy in this?
🔗 19:02 Damullet14: You are moving a lot less ponderously than you'd expect even a jet-powered mech suit to
🔗 19:02 LadyRhian: I misread 'Chain' as "Chan" So, what do I see? 4 Chan
🔗 19:02 PMAvers: Alex is just going to make his escape, lock down the moonbase!
🔗 19:02Kapol42: After we let Alex drive, can we take care of the Seaman?
🔗 19:02Aerotrain: terrorists? we're freedom fighters!
🔗 19:02dialMforMara: DNN? I prefer ENN
🔗 19:02Kapol42: By which I mean kill?
🔗 19:02 BusTed: Wasn't DNN also the Dinosaur News Network from Dinosaurs?
🔗 19:02 Ba_Dum_Tish: Death from above clearly the best strategy
🔗 19:02Baranastra: Were those giant fences?
🔗 19:02 Bawkbawkboo1: I'd love to see what the SF city council has to say about indefinite martial law
🔗 19:02SaneremTTV: Commie trees.
🔗 19:02 mtvcdm: Forget the Seaman. You want to leave this for Seaman?
🔗 19:02Kapol42: Light... bions.
🔗 19:02AK47Kalashnikov: Raptor news vs DNN News-Off
🔗 19:02 SketchyDetails: 'light' fire arms
🔗 19:02 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 19:02 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:03
🔗 19:02Lord_Rakdos: when will Ian play Hatoful Boyfriend
🔗 19:02 Nightvalien28: light fire arms
🔗 19:02 Itazu:
well, DNN is more trustworthy than Box News
🔗 19:02Abcxyq: help. help. help.
🔗 19:02Cantwearcats: Screw DNN, I only accept news from Gox
🔗 19:02Zibanitu: No-Bazooka Signs.
🔗 19:02Unknowngamer88: CAN'T VOTE
🔗 19:03 mtvcdm: Help me help me help me help me help me!
🔗 19:03CoyoteSans: I think this is a propaganda game from the Fallout world that fell through a wormhole into modern-day Japan.
🔗 19:03 SketchyDetails: you just plug scientists into the science machine
🔗 19:03 LadyRhian: No Shark Cannons….
🔗 19:03 SketchyDetails: and science comes out
🔗 19:03splatty1: we require additional scientists
🔗 19:03Abcxyq: The coup d'etats forces are bazooka racist
🔗 19:03Jtigwell: I sort of hope that at the end it turns out that you're just a robot programmed by terrorists to think it's the President, and that you've been the Metal Wolf the whole time.
🔗 19:03Aerotrain: no bazooking? I'm afraid pres. Wilson is not tough on crime
🔗 19:03 CantWearHats: NOT THE CABLE CARS D:
🔗 19:03 BusTed: This game is awesomely ridiculous.
🔗 19:03 LadyRhian: Need moar Vespene Gas
🔗 19:03Unknowngamer88: UM
🔗 19:03CoinFlipShow: this is just like the west wing 5th season
🔗 19:03BidetoftheDead: Those bastards
🔗 19:03 Mangledpixel: just pulp the scientists down into pure science juice
🔗 19:03Unknowngamer88: this seems excessive
🔗 19:03Himyul: is this a saint's row IV mod?
🔗 19:03 Damullet14: You just pick up a scientist and rub him on some steel and glass
🔗 19:03 LadyRhian: No Smoking Signs….
🔗 19:03CoyoteSans: Vice President: Confirmed to be Carmen Sandiego.
🔗 19:03 mtvcdm: Let us destroy cities in order to save them!
🔗 19:03 Damullet14: and science comes out
🔗 19:03Berekhalf: I have never been so proud of my country until I knew o fthis game
🔗 19:04Phenax987: Are you shooting tank shells or something?
🔗 19:04 Shirts_: no saints row IV is a this mod
🔗 19:04 Jadeworrior: i'm just waiting for the winners dont use drug logo to apear somewhere
🔗 19:04Valkyrie_Lemons: "You unpatriotic Bastards! Get of AMERICAN! property!"
🔗 19:04Valkyrie_Lemons: *Get off
🔗 19:04MetricFurlong:
mtvcdm: sounds about American enough
🔗 19:04pheaidem: smash... the state?
🔗 19:04BidetoftheDead: Dear Dr. Ian. You must liberate the evils from San Fransico to save the most important part of our country, Twitch.tv's servers.
🔗 19:04 CantWearHats: Metal Wolf is a real american hero
🔗 19:04CoyoteSans: Well, Horner promised us something more "action-packed" last week.
🔗 19:05 mtvcdm: We are smashing the state. California is being smashed quite nicely.
🔗 19:05 CantWearHats: tactical retreat
🔗 19:05Baranastra:
I CAN NOT believe this was not released in 'Merica.
🔗 19:05 Anubis169: boink!
🔗 19:05Aerotrain: retreating is just attacking in a different direction. USA USA USA USA
🔗 19:05chaoticobserver: retreating is not American Lady
🔗 19:05Samph1re: Reminds me of "Slave Zero"
🔗 19:05Questhere: aren't those american soldiers?
🔗 19:05 Nickisnick4: !game bad
🔗 19:05 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 97% (32/33)
🔗 19:05 empyrealhell: Wait... the best way to liberate an area is to blow it to oblivion? Actually that sounds about right
🔗 19:05Berekhalf: !game good
🔗 19:05aesir_blade: Do we have the super move charged yet?
🔗 19:05Baranastra: !game good
🔗 19:05 Anubis169: Nickisnick4: not your kind of game?
🔗 19:05SirBlix: !game good
🔗 19:05ThatDangSkeleton: slaughter the insurgents! just like NEPTUNIA!
🔗 19:06 Raemanicus: I'm starting to think that the news might be right about that whole you are a terrorist thing
🔗 19:06Danielleai: yeah retreating isn't American
🔗 19:06 mtvcdm: A Presidential mech suit isn't a super move?
🔗 19:06 Ba_Dum_Tish: She's setting you up so she can be president mech
🔗 19:06Berekhalf: Anyone who doesnt like this game is a COMMIE
🔗 19:06CoyoteSans: commie tree sympathizer
🔗 19:06 Nickisnick4: I have been trying to get into it I thought i was a huge fan at first but
🔗 19:06MetricFurlong:
Danielleai: tell that to Vietnam
🔗 19:06 Jadeworrior: are we even sure this lady exists and isnt just the voices talking to us again
🔗 19:06Berekhalf: and needs to be liberated
🔗 19:06 Nickisnick4: IM SORRY i gave it some time
🔗 19:06 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 97% (35/36)
🔗 19:06 Nickisnick4: weeks actually
🔗 19:06Danielleai:
🔗 19:06 Shirts_: Raemanicus you're not the only one starting to think that
🔗 19:06 CantWearHats: so is this going to affect our approval rating?
🔗 19:06Zibanitu: What are you gonna do with your first hundred days, Mister President?
🔗 19:06Arclight_Dynamo: I'm disappointed by the lack of constitution puns in this game.
🔗 19:06MetricFurlong: Nickisnick4: eh, fair enough
🔗 19:06splatty1: who said game was bad?!
🔗 19:07Danielleai: Americans retreat lots at the treat table
🔗 19:07Berekhalf: Commies said this game was bad! Send in the president!
🔗 19:07 Nickisnick4: love ians stream but this one never did it for me
🔗 19:07 mtvcdm: That horizontal green bar is our health, I presume.
🔗 19:07 CantWearHats: bazooka sniper rifle
🔗 19:07Lord_ZYRK: You just need to hit it with more FREEDOM
🔗 19:07Decaped: Jodie is an angel, you take that back
🔗 19:07MetricFurlong: splatty1: Communists!
🔗 19:08 Anubis169:
night Ian, night Cori
🔗 19:08 Anubis169:
night chat
🔗 19:08Valkyrie_Lemons: Night Anubis!
🔗 19:08Baranastra:
M24; More like 'Merica 24.
🔗 19:09 BusTed: The vicinity area has a large perimeter space.
🔗 19:10Questhere: hai Beej!
🔗 19:10Sektor88:
Beeeej
🔗 19:10 Nightvalien28: hello BEEJ
🔗 19:10Veraphage: Ian "I'm the President" Horner
🔗 19:10Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Beej!
🔗 19:10 CantWearHats: it's Secretary of Defence Beej!
🔗 19:10Lord_Rakdos: yes this is totally how a Veto works
🔗 19:10BidetoftheDead: Beej!
🔗 19:10Aerotrain: according to Giant Bomb president Wilson is voiced by Tom from Shenmue. Can it be? he is no longer chilling
🔗 19:10 Ba_Dum_Tish: Most amazing Japanese American propaganda game ever
🔗 19:10 Grescheks: I heard a Kathleen voice
🔗 19:10 mtvcdm: Kathleen wins game description.
🔗 19:10Zibanitu: What position does Beej have in your Cabinet, Ian?
🔗 19:10Baranastra: Greetings Beej.
🔗 19:11TheWanderingNomad: SURPRSIE BEEJ
🔗 19:11 Nightvalien28: Aerotrain, please tell that is true
🔗 19:11splatty1: not only can you rescue yourself, you can save america
🔗 19:11MetricFurlong: this woman may be the most sarcastic person alive
🔗 19:11Decaped: Hi HIllary
🔗 19:11Lord_Rakdos: Beej Secretary of Anime
🔗 19:11Aerotrain: I really hope so. Can anyome confirm Ryan Drees voices the pres?
🔗 19:11Aerotrain: Giant Bomb says possibly
🔗 19:11 Nickisnick4: ITS NOT BEEJ IF YOU YELL SURPRISE FIRST
🔗 19:11Esuke_Ren: A President must be tested. Experience Beej!
🔗 19:11Cantwearcats: First destiberate, then rebuild as MURICAtown
🔗 19:11 CantWearHats: serge outta nowhere!
🔗 19:11 Camthelion: Shouldnt Alex be Sec of Defense?
🔗 19:11Sektor88:
Serge!
🔗 19:11Kapol42: #Powerserge!
🔗 19:12 Nightvalien28: POWAHSERGE
🔗 19:12Abcxyq: So many people! Partyyyyyyyyyy!
🔗 19:12Curufean: Wait..WAIT WAIT WAIT....I as a private citizen could buy a tank? Well hell, why did I buy a house?
🔗 19:12Lord_ZYRK: ᕦ(° Д°)ᕤ POWAH SERGE
🔗 19:12 Grescheks: I assume this means we have a Serge Feed Dump tomorrow?
🔗 19:12CoyoteSans: So, uh, this is a pretty great stream.
🔗 19:12Danielleai: Serge!!!
🔗 19:12 Itazu:
Serge!
🔗 19:12 Camthelion: So many LRR
🔗 19:12Sektor88: Just hold the trigger, Ian?
🔗 19:12Kapol42: Serge should be the secretary of the interior.
🔗 19:12Danielleai: the good looking Serge
🔗 19:12 CantWearHats: Serge has encountered an illegal error and must be shut down
🔗 19:12Himyul: so I hafta ask, how many times has the chat said "thanks Obama!" tonight?
🔗 19:12 Nickisnick4: you mean inferior!
🔗 19:12 Under_5core: Serge! I heard you did really well at Magic the other day. Congrats!
🔗 19:12Sektor88: bye beej!
🔗 19:12 AdmiralMemo: HAI SERGE
🔗 19:12 kerrisis: I do like the horrified facination on Surge's face. XD
🔗 19:12Baranastra: There is an old man you passed going, "There goes that President again, running through the city in his mechanical suit."
🔗 19:12MetricFurlong: Ian '*This* kind of President' Horner
🔗 19:12Arclight_Dynamo: Wait. Serge needs to drive the forklift.
🔗 19:12 Grescheks: please, join us Serge
🔗 19:12 lathostiran: Yes Serge this is America
🔗 19:12 Havok4: Hi serge!
🔗 19:12 Thepov42: Serge, your face is priceless
🔗 19:12Cantwearcats: Serge looks worried
🔗 19:12Kapol42:
Also, Serge hasn't driven a forklift either.
🔗 19:12Spacecarl: Surprise Serge!
🔗 19:12Arclight_Dynamo: Get in the forklift, Serge!
🔗 19:13TheWanderingNomad: Serge seems to be shocked
🔗 19:13 Lord_Durin: Wild Surge Appears
🔗 19:13 SachielOne: So which state are we smashing today? Texas?
🔗 19:13Veraphage: Serge is the senator who shows up when they need one more to fire off a vote
🔗 19:13OneirosGolem: Serge is whoever does PR for the President
🔗 19:13 DarkMorford: Everybody's in the moonbase today!
🔗 19:13dungeonmaster982: Serge is the Press Secretary?
🔗 19:13Berekhalf: Dark souls is pretty much a copy of this game tbh. But more COMMIE
🔗 19:13 The_Intelligentleman: SERGES FACE
🔗 19:13farleyf: This is almost turning into a rotating third chair guest
🔗 19:13MetricFurlong: SachielOne: we're in San Fransico atm
🔗 19:13Valkyrie_Lemons: Well, we're getting impeached it seems
🔗 19:13BidetoftheDead: Oh, is it feed dump night?
🔗 19:13Himyul: Oneirosgolem Press Secretary?
🔗 19:13farleyf: Which is really cool
🔗 19:13 Grescheks: can we get a close up of Serge's face right now>
🔗 19:13dungeonmaster982: More like FREEDOM DUMP NIGHT!
🔗 19:13OneirosGolem: Himyul Yes, probably. Press Secretary Surge.
🔗 19:13 Itazu:
he disguised them as cell towers
🔗 19:14TheWanderingNomad: Wait is Cori Chief of Staff or Vice President?
🔗 19:14Danielleai: why is my knuckle sore when I've not been doing that much with it?
🔗 19:14Veraphage: Guys, Serge is clearly a Supreme Court judge
🔗 19:14 mtvcdm: We are dumping LIBERTY.
🔗 19:14CoyoteSans: This place crawls!
🔗 19:14Lancer873: Hammerspace.
🔗 19:14Arclight_Dynamo:
Well, this game does have fascists. Just like Starship Troopers.
🔗 19:14splatty1: your backpack serge
🔗 19:14MetricFurlong: Danielleai: your hands can't handle this much America
🔗 19:14 mtvcdm: You're the President. The guns come from where you command them to come from.
🔗 19:15Abcxyq: They usurped the building!
🔗 19:15 Havok4: Serge I think you would have been very welcome in the design meetings for this game.
🔗 19:15Danielleai supposes not
🔗 19:15 Nickisnick4: serge is beautiful
🔗 19:15EphemeralBreeze: I like how Serge is thoroughly perplexed by the whole ordeal.
🔗 19:15MetricFurlong: this is most pointless infodump ever
🔗 19:15 Under_5core: This is... some oddly specific trivia...
🔗 19:15Kapol42: She is insane
🔗 19:15 Under_5core: Uhm.
🔗 19:15Zibanitu:
🔗 19:15Aerotrain: yes! it would be lovely if we SMASHED IT
🔗 19:15 Under_5core: !sir
🔗 19:15 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
🔗 19:15Berekhalf: LIBERATE IT
🔗 19:15 Nightvalien28: what in the hell is wrong with this woman
🔗 19:15Cantwearcats: WHAT!?
🔗 19:15Himyul: Ian should be aware: Those guns may function now, but there's no guarantee that they'll work for the next administration.
🔗 19:15 Elah806: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
🔗 19:15angelofdust337: I said she was blood thirsty
🔗 19:15 mtvcdm: This is the greatest game in the world.
🔗 19:15Veraphage: Diplomacy at it's finest
🔗 19:15Lord_ZYRK: Serge's reactions == best reactions
🔗 19:15 empyrealhell: so is that racist, or just like, insane?
🔗 19:15BidetoftheDead: I like this girl
🔗 19:15 Elah806:
🔗 19:15 jonnykefka: Your advisor is like
🔗 19:15 QuarterNote_: WHERE IS OUR NUKE
🔗 19:15MetricFurlong: Nightvalien28: she's high on America
🔗 19:16 jonnykefka: I can't even describe this
🔗 19:16Danielleai: no actually it's the other way around....AMERICA CAN'T HANDLE ME!!
🔗 19:16Aerotrain: she just proposed we smash the state
🔗 19:16 Elah806: I...this...what
🔗 19:16Baranastra:
Also, @Loadingreadyrun, my belief is that the SLD missiles you faced before stood for "Social and Democratic Party".
🔗 19:16 DarkMorford: We still need to feed the Seamen!
🔗 19:16 mtvcdm: I love this advisor so much.
🔗 19:16 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: in my mtgo game I'm waiting on a game between beebleking and randallflag to finish. this is weird
🔗 19:16Lancer873: I'm afraid that you've been selected for EMINENT DOMAIN
🔗 19:16dungeonmaster982: She's obviously the chairman of the joint chiefs
🔗 19:16 CantWearHats: FREEDOM NEVER DIES IAN
🔗 19:16 Bratmon: If I realized that that woman was LITERALLY the only person still in favor of my government, I would step down.
🔗 19:16 jonnykefka: It looks like you have regenerating health
🔗 19:16TAOTheCrab: but freedom IS dead in America
🔗 19:16Baranastra: Social and Liberal Democratic Party*
🔗 19:16splatty1: just keep shooting things ian
🔗 19:16MetricFurlong: Bratmon: stepping down isn't American
🔗 19:16Cantwearcats: "This building is a national treasure. I've always wanted to blow the *** out it."
🔗 19:16 Nickisnick4: liberals FTW
🔗 19:16Berekhalf: Bratmon: You kidding? She's the perfect hype machine!
🔗 19:17 CantWearHats: Serge remains rapt with attention and confusion
🔗 19:17 QuarterNote_: This is your country on terrorism kids
🔗 19:17MetricFurlong: Smash the States
🔗 19:18Abcxyq: Why can't Obama be more like Bazooka President?
🔗 19:18 Lysander_Gustav: Hello folks!
🔗 19:18Lancer873: We do NOT negotiate with TERRORISTS
🔗 19:18Spacecarl: Smash the State of California!
🔗 19:18 CantWearHats: no john, you are the state! and then john was the president
🔗 19:18dungeonmaster982: Ohhh beautifuulll for SMAAASHING skies
🔗 19:18Kalytao:
Why is he in a suit?
🔗 19:18MetricFurlong: hey Lysander_gustav; I hope you're feeling AMERICAN today
🔗 19:18 QuarterNote_: Kalytao, because we are the president
🔗 19:18 CantWearHats: because he's the president!
🔗 19:18dungeonmaster982: For tracer waves of PAIN!
🔗 19:18Aerotrain: he's the president of these united states!
🔗 19:19MetricFurlong: Kalytao: because he's the president of the united states of America! In a Mech!
🔗 19:19 mtvcdm: We're the President, but we're also the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
🔗 19:19 Lysander_Gustav: Ian is being American enough for everyone
🔗 19:19 Canageek: Welcome
🔗 19:19 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Canageek! (Today's storm count: 12)
🔗 19:19Aerotrain: Michael Wilson
🔗 19:19Sektor88: wichael wilson
🔗 19:19chaoticobserver: Michael Wilson, 47th President of the USA
🔗 19:19 Canageek: Awww, Ian wasn't nearly as surprised as I was told.
🔗 19:19Esuke_Ren: Micheal Adam Douglas?
🔗 19:19Spacecarl: You are supposed to be the 46th? president
🔗 19:19Abcxyq: Michaaaaaelll! Richaaaard!
🔗 19:19EphemeralBreeze: Sooooooo... You're the president of North America... In a mecha suit... With a blond lady as your supporting character... slaughtering terrorists... through the streets of 80's San Francisco? It's like a Schwarzenegger fever dream.
🔗 19:19Baranastra: Because, remember kids, Terr does not have to end with "rist".
🔗 19:19 Canageek: I was told Ian doesn't get enough subscribers and I should sub during his stream to make him feel better.
🔗 19:19 CantWearHats: 47th I think
🔗 19:19 Nightvalien28: Canageek, the initial shock is settling
🔗 19:19ForOhForError: METAL WOLF CHAOS RRMRRGRRD
🔗 19:19Esuke_Ren: Wilson? I feel like an opportunity was lost here
🔗 19:20chaoticobserver: which assuming everybody from here on got 2 terms, would put us about 2033-2040
🔗 19:20Baranastra: Set in latter quarter of 21st century.
🔗 19:20 TheMoatman: I believe he's related to Woodrow
🔗 19:20Diserasta: Hey guys. What are we playing today?
🔗 19:20 mtvcdm: We're about 10 years in the future.
🔗 19:20 Omega_Lairon: Alright - fancy new keyboard on the way... in 3 weeks because 'Straya
🔗 19:20chaoticobserver: (yes, I know what the game said, I'm just trying to get us realistically close)
🔗 19:20 QuarterNote_: We are playing America
🔗 19:20Abcxyq: I love how the tanks just glide around
🔗 19:20Esuke_Ren: Ah, that makes sense then
🔗 19:20 Havok4: When you are overheating you lose hp I think,
🔗 19:20EphemeralBreeze: Is this the true identity of Wilson from Home Improvement?
🔗 19:20 SachielOne: It came out in 2004
🔗 19:20 CantWearHats: *original* xbox
🔗 19:20 Mangledpixel: maybe you just need to take out all the building supports and the thing will come down
🔗 19:20Sektor88: its from 2004
🔗 19:20 Canageek: So that is Kathleen, James and Ian. Who next? I'm thinking Adam or Alex
🔗 19:20Kapol42: "How old is this game?" "Xbox."
🔗 19:20Diserasta: @Omega_lairon I know those feels. My K70 took forEVER to get here, and customs decided to open the box to make it wasn't drugs or something because of reasons
🔗 19:20dungeonmaster982: You can fly indefinitely thanks your "Screaming Eagle rocket boosters." Brought to you by Freedom-Boeing. A division of Normal Boeing
🔗 19:20MetricFurlong: it has a secret weapon in the form of a rocket launcher that shoots sharks, apparently
🔗 19:20 QuarterNote_: SO hight of the Bush era
🔗 19:21 Grescheks: Canageek: Alex was here before, and should be back in a while
🔗 19:21 Briars_the_fox:
Omega_Lairon, how are you going to afford desert bus this year with all your spending on fancy keyboards?
🔗 19:21splatty1: i think you just shoot everything
🔗 19:21 Canageek: Grescheks, But he isn't playing to blow something up.
🔗 19:21MetricFurlong: QuarterNote_: explains a lot, doesn't it?
🔗 19:21 mtvcdm: Oh, that worked.
🔗 19:21Spacecarl: Can't you... use bullets?
🔗 19:21 Canageek: I'm thinking Graham if he ever does something as Drunk X again. Drunk Jenson was fun.
🔗 19:21Shortiexv: I think he is overestimating the game... i think it is just a "shoot lots" scenario
🔗 19:21 Canageek: That assumes I have money next month.
🔗 19:21Cantwearcats: This game is why Japan should run America
🔗 19:21ForOhForError: This game is very much a product of its time. Also, wasn't it Japan only?
🔗 19:21EphemeralBreeze: Use your freedom to turn the building into a smoldering heap of democracy
🔗 19:21Lynks_9: i leave for a few minutes and alex has morphed into serge
🔗 19:21angelofdust337: Forohforerror yes
🔗 19:21 QuarterNote_: yup, japan only
🔗 19:22 Canageek: Cantwearcats, Are you CantWearHats ?
🔗 19:22MetricFurlong: Forohforerror: yes. it was deemed too America! for America
🔗 19:22Abcxyq: Always Be Chuting
🔗 19:22chaoticobserver: interestingly, according to the Wikipedia page for this game, their was a hidden demo of this game included in the Official Xbox Magazine even though it never got an official release outside Japan
🔗 19:22 BusTed: Always Be Chooting
🔗 19:22canageek subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 19:22 QuarterNote_: no serge C is the letter that comes after B
🔗 19:22Himyul: goat there!
🔗 19:22 BusTed:
🔗 19:22Cantwearcats: Canageek: Nope, I'm a different person
🔗 19:22ForOhForError: Mr President!
🔗 19:22EphemeralBreeze: nom nom delicious capital.
🔗 19:22TAOTheCrab:
a US prerserdent?
🔗 19:22Aerotrain: Are they free enough yet? No? Then keep shooting.
🔗 19:22 mtvcdm: This advisor is literally Satan.
🔗 19:22 KarnEvil: oh this writing.
🔗 19:22dungeonmaster982: Death Star: Tank Edition!
🔗 19:22 Lysander_Gustav: Your mission control is a bit of a loony
🔗 19:22Shortiexv: dear lord... this woman
🔗 19:22Baranastra:
Can she be ~ANY MORE~ sarcastic.
🔗 19:23 jonnykefka: !pardonfuck
🔗 19:23 LRRbot:
5 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 19:23 Dumori: Dis diolog
🔗 19:23dungeonmaster982: Eat him and get Diabetes?
🔗 19:23Sektor88: I feel like something was lost in translation
🔗 19:23TAOTheCrab: looool junk food tank
🔗 19:23Curufean: YAY Reaper Beam!
🔗 19:23Diserasta: What the lrrEFF *** is this game?
🔗 19:23Veraphage: What. Is this. Dialogue.
🔗 19:23 QuarterNote_: MAKE DORITOS OUT OF THE TANK
🔗 19:23Shortiexv:
she is like... embodied
🔗 19:23rembe0: I think she's high as a kite
🔗 19:23 Nightvalien28: I want the drugs that woman is taking
🔗 19:23Berekhalf: Veraphage: LIBERATING TALK
🔗 19:23MetricFurlong: Lysander_Gustav: she was driven mad by exposure to raw AMERICA
🔗 19:23Rootpotato: SERGE!!
🔗 19:23Unknowngamer88: I love how utterly perplexed Serge looks
🔗 19:23 Nightvalien28: and the dosage
🔗 19:23Lynks_9:
Baranastra, as someone whose only means of regular communication is sarcasm, yes
🔗 19:23Lord_ZYRK:
Have you ever seen Cantwearcats and Cantwearhats in the same chatroom? Probably, it happens a lot.
🔗 19:23CoyoteSans: That is the most Japmerican tank ever. I love it.
🔗 19:23Danielleai doesn't like that woman's voice
🔗 19:23Himyul: you know, like Mr. Dorsey from the Jane Austin novels
🔗 19:23 QuarterNote_: Someone tell serge about the cannon that shoots sharks
🔗 19:23Shortiexv:
Thank you for the praise Secretary of
🔗 19:23TacitusVigil: Yet the game where you're a Canadian prime minister who turns into a poutine-powered fighter jet still has not been made...
🔗 19:23angelofdust337: uh guys you're almost dead
🔗 19:24Cantwearcats: Himyul: He was also a giant tank
🔗 19:24Veraphage:
A real President would just take away his guns
🔗 19:24Aerotrain: freedom is happening
🔗 19:24Abcxyq: We're saving Freedom, Serge!
🔗 19:24dungeonmaster982: Except for all this paperwork. Freedom means LOTS of paperwork
🔗 19:24EphemeralBreeze: She's clearly gone mental, locked herself in the comms room, and started remotely controlling robopresident as some kinda heavily escelated life crisis
🔗 19:24 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 19:24 LRRbot:
1 death for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 19:24 QuarterNote_: !death
🔗 19:24 LRRbot: quarternote_: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 19:24 Ba_Dum_Tish: Awesome serge awesome is happening
🔗 19:24dungeonmaster982: NOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 19:24MetricFurlong: Freedom is happening, Serge. Sweet American freedom
🔗 19:24Danielleai: she sounds paid to be overly "nice"
🔗 19:24Curufean: This is how Japan sees us. I guess we're doing it right
🔗 19:24 BusTed: She's so distraught!
🔗 19:24 mtvcdm: SNAAAAAAAAKKKKE!
🔗 19:24 Camthelion: AHAHAHAHA
🔗 19:24 CantWearHats: MUH FREEDOM
🔗 19:24 Havok4: Too many lasers to the face
🔗 19:24 Bratmon:
🔗 19:24 Lysander_Gustav: !death
🔗 19:24 LRRbot: lysander_gustav: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 19:24Zibanitu: Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!
🔗 19:24MetricFurlong: Ian, you killed America!
🔗 19:24CaffeinatedLemur: Ian you made her cry on stream!?
🔗 19:24Pharmacistjudge: Oh no Mr. President has been Impeached!
🔗 19:24 The_Intelligentleman: SNAKE? SNAKE? SNNNNNAAAAKKKKEEE??
🔗 19:24Baranastra:
She even sounds sarcastic when you die.
🔗 19:24 Bratmon:
🔗 19:24 Lord_Durin: Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE
🔗 19:24 Ba_Dum_Tish: SNAKKKKEEEEE!
🔗 19:24 jonnykefka: Makers of Dark Souls!
🔗 19:24rembe0: Mr President! noooooo!
🔗 19:24Camail: those green lights above the green bar look to be units of health that you lose when your greenb ar is lost, the green bar recharges but the green dots do not
🔗 19:24Sektor88: Ian, the 6 dots in the upper right are your halth. the green bar below that shows how much durability is left. the green abr also regenerates
🔗 19:24Veraphage: And when you die, the VP takes over. That's no good.
🔗 19:24 Punching_Bag: Snake, Snake, Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
🔗 19:24Aerotrain: MR PRESIDEEEEEEEEEEENTT AYHAAA
🔗 19:25dungeonmaster982: WHO'S NEXT IN THE LINE OF SUCCESSION?
🔗 19:25 SachielOne: This is From Software. You're starting from the beginning of the level.
🔗 19:25Skip_dippety: Has Seaman become President?
🔗 19:25Kapol42: After break, Alex and Serge drive forklifts, and we take care of seamen?
🔗 19:25 Canageek: Which president is more Amarican: This one or the boss of Metal Gear Rising: Revengance?
🔗 19:25chaoticobserver: Dungeonmaster982: ironically, the VP who's leading the coup against us
🔗 19:25ForOhForError: There was a great run of this at... SGDQ, I think?
🔗 19:25The_Only_Dark_Tiger: What did I just walk into?
🔗 19:25EphemeralBreeze: She actually hates both her job and the country / president, she's just trying not to get 'murcured for treason
🔗 19:25MetricFurlong: Canageek: this one.
🔗 19:25Danielleai: IAN, you're still on Derp title
🔗 19:25Sektor88: canageek: MGRR guy was just a senator
🔗 19:25 Nightvalien28: poor serge he was not ready for this
🔗 19:25chaoticobserver: Forohforerror: yeah, SGDQ 2014
🔗 19:25 Jadeworrior: I am still not convinced that the women exists and isnt a figment of the presidents imagination
🔗 19:25Lord_Rakdos: so we can die
🔗 19:25Aerotrain: the state of our union is holyyy ***
🔗 19:25 Canageek: MetricFurlong, But the other one played ball in collage
🔗 19:25angelofdust337: Canageek well the boss in MGR wasn't a president
🔗 19:25 Fracaswell:
I think we're beyond now. soooo, i guess?
🔗 19:25 Lysander_Gustav: !game good
🔗 19:25 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 97% (36/37)
🔗 19:25 Nightvalien28: Canageek, mgrs was a senator
🔗 19:25MetricFurlong: Canageek: doesn't matter. This one
🔗 19:25Lord_ZYRK: Believe it or not, there was a time when starting from the beginning of the level was not surprising.
🔗 19:26Chipton: The Speaker of the House, assuming the VP gets correctly impeached due to treason
🔗 19:26Danielleai: Loadingreadyrun title is inaccurate
🔗 19:26 BarcodeReader321: !game good/bad
🔗 19:26MetricFurlong: !game
🔗 19:26 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 97%)
🔗 19:26Lord_Rakdos: Serghes Face was priceles
🔗 19:26 BarcodeReader321: !game rad
🔗 19:26 Briars_the_fox: !vote
🔗 19:26ForOhForError: !game wat
🔗 19:26 Damullet14: Danielleai: It says Metal Wolf Chaos on my browser; try rebooting?
🔗 19:26 Damullet14: *refreshing
🔗 19:26 Damullet14: reboot twith
🔗 19:26 Elah806:
!game
🔗 19:26 Lysander_Gustav: !uptime
🔗 19:26 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:10
🔗 19:26 Fracaswell: Mtvcdm oh crap, I really want one of those
🔗 19:26 Lysander_Gustav: !nextfan
🔗 19:27 BarcodeReader321:
!game
🔗 19:27 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 95% (38/40)
🔗 19:27 Canageek:
When and why did we get ?
🔗 19:27Danielleai: I seeeeeeeeeee
🔗 19:27 Damullet14: it's a markov chain text generator that ate the MTG comp Rules
🔗 19:27 BarcodeReader321:
!game
🔗 19:27 Briars_the_fox: Damullet14, lemme go grab the one i shared with my LGS
🔗 19:28 Damullet14: "702.7c. A permanent is "championed" by another permanent if the latter exiles the former as the direct result of a penalty given by a judge."
🔗 19:28 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Who's ready for prerelease this weekend
🔗 19:28ForOhForError: "Collector Number: A number printed on most cards that has no relevance to Runeclaw Bear."It's not wrong.
🔗 19:30JohneyS: Neat. I'm in the 50% range. I'll have to check it out.
🔗 19:30Arclight_Dynamo: Those northern lights are over where no one lives.
🔗 19:30 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: what is this twitter?
🔗 19:30 Damullet14: Usernameriftopensinocean: It's like a fortune cookie, only infinite
🔗 19:30dungeonmaster982: Sektor88 his ama was incredible. The ramblings of a true madman
🔗 19:30Mrdodgycat: Just over the "view line" ;\
🔗 19:30 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I always like informing people that tommy wiseau has a video game youtube series called the tommy wishow
🔗 19:31MetricFurlong: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: of course he does
🔗 19:31 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I've seen th room it's a bad movie yes but it was enjoyable to watch
🔗 19:31dungeonmaster982: Also, I watched the first episode of "The Neighbors" and I can't even. It's better/worse than The Room
🔗 19:31Arclight_Dynamo: Saw "The Room" in a theatre full of people mocking it. It was *incredible*.
🔗 19:32 Damullet14: Briars_the_fox: I'm a pretty big fan of "Swamp: One of the players of the game" myself
🔗 19:32 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: the thing is if you pay attention you can tell somethinga bout the room. the scenes are out of order. things happen after they are commented on
🔗 19:32Danielleai: maybe one day someone will want to come up and see the northern lights with me
🔗 19:32SomebodyNowhere: ever played the room the video game, I think its probably on kongregate or something its pretty solid
🔗 19:33Danielleai: yeah Serge
🔗 19:33 Grescheks: damnit Serge! You should know better!
🔗 19:33 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Other view
🔗 19:33Kapol42: Forklifts and seamens!
🔗 19:33Lord_ZYRK: That's a foul, Serge!
🔗 19:33 DarkMorford: Ohai Graham's head!
🔗 19:33 Elah806: Double whammy!
🔗 19:33 empyrealhell: Is serge going to drive the forklift too?
🔗 19:33 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Never mind
🔗 19:33Lord_ZYRK: Fork! Lift! Fork! Lift!
🔗 19:33 Grescheks: Ian, chat is black?
🔗 19:33Pharmacistjudge: dreamcast came out in the use on 09/09/99
🔗 19:33Danielleai: it thinks it's new
🔗 19:33Aerotrain: Ian for new Top Gear announcer confirmed
🔗 19:33 Grescheks: never mind
🔗 19:34chaoticobserver: It was released in Japan in November 1998
🔗 19:34 Juliamon: ON YOUR MARK... ALMOST TIME TO GO
🔗 19:34chaoticobserver: the US release was 9/9/99
🔗 19:34Spacecarl: Is that going to do something terrible to the Seamen?
🔗 19:34VoyRising: normal view
🔗 19:34 BarcodeReader321: I can't click links in app, what was marked mtg awesome tweet?
🔗 19:34Abcxyq: IT'S FINE.
🔗 19:34 Nightvalien28: Grescheks, chat is havng issues today
🔗 19:34MetricFurlong: Grescheks: they've had that problem since Alex's stream
🔗 19:34RvLeshrac: If you're going to Seaman for the first time, remember to change it back to last week.
🔗 19:34 DoktorLoy:
🔗 19:34Sektor88:
shhh, it's gonna be okay serge
🔗 19:34 blackwlf: I swear every time I glance at the stream there are different people.
🔗 19:34 AdmiralMemo: blackwlf, Yep
🔗 19:34 Grescheks: Nightvalien28, MetricFurlong: Ah, thanks. Wasn't here earlier
🔗 19:34 Lysander_Gustav: Odama?
🔗 19:34Pharmacistjudge: Serge, is this revenge for those horrible rules convesation on TTC
🔗 19:34Spacecarl: show Serge the Seamen!
🔗 19:34Berekhalf: Did the seaman die or what happened to it
🔗 19:34Arclight_Dynamo:
We've seen the seamen kill already, Alex.
🔗 19:34 BarcodeReader321: *markovmtg
🔗 19:34 DarkMorford: Alex: The Seamen actually eat each other.
🔗 19:34dungeonmaster982: Damn it Serge!
🔗 19:34MetricFurlong: it's okay Serge. It's going to be okay
🔗 19:34Lord_ZYRK: Ish done effed
🔗 19:34 AdmiralMemo:
Stream's busted. Shut it down. Shut it all down!
🔗 19:34 Havok4: Well everyone in a 30ft radius of me is dead now thanks alex.
🔗 19:34splatty1: its toilets all the way down!
🔗 19:34 Canageek: I look away for a minute and you guys broke the stream?
🔗 19:34Darkfire103v2: They've already learned that on their own vampirising each other @Alex
🔗 19:34Danielleai: oof my ear
🔗 19:34 blackwlf: Oh god don't show Serge Seamen. He will die.
🔗 19:35 Elah806: Mmmmmmmmm crackle. I love those noises
🔗 19:35Spacecarl: You really should show Serge the Seamen, I would LOVE to see hsi reaction
🔗 19:35 Canageek: That is what I get for giving you money
🔗 19:35Aerotrain: the seamen have tasted blood. they will not stop, they will not be appeased
🔗 19:35 Grescheks: oh, that sounds funny in my ears
🔗 19:35Seagulyus: screw it! we're doing it live!
🔗 19:35Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, that's some interesting crackle in my ears.
🔗 19:35SomebodyNowhere: I'm getting popping
🔗 19:35Danielleai: plugging things into my ears
🔗 19:35Sektor88: audio pooping but mmm DC bootnoise
🔗 19:35angelofdust337: Show the Seaman to Serge, Ian. Break him...
🔗 19:35Sektor88: *popping
🔗 19:35 DoktorLoy:
🔗 19:35 Nightvalien28: popping
🔗 19:35Lord_ZYRK:
Audio pooping?
🔗 19:35 Lysander_Gustav: Beatiful. Leonard Nimoy returns!
🔗 19:35Catcard: Oh god, please show Serge.
🔗 19:35Danielleai: Serge wants to see the seaman?
🔗 19:35Sektor88: no, we need to protect serge's mind
🔗 19:35ThatDangSkeleton: show Serge
🔗 19:35RvLeshrac: Remember when consoles had soothing startup noises?
🔗 19:35 Jadeworrior:
🔗 19:35dungeonmaster982: How bout we all just hug Serge
🔗 19:35Questhere: show sere the sea!......men
🔗 19:35MetricFurlong: it's nothing Serge, don't worry about it
🔗 19:35ThatDangSkeleton: plz show serge
🔗 19:35 Shirts_: we need to show serge
🔗 19:35Berekhalf: Make serge only hear seamen, but nothing else
🔗 19:35Lord_ZYRK: Embrace the Seaman
🔗 19:35 Grescheks: there is no help now, Serge
🔗 19:35 Shirts_: Please do
🔗 19:35 Lysander_Gustav: Oh, Shenmue?
🔗 19:35Kapol42: Oh Serge. He looks so innocent...
🔗 19:35ElementalAlchemist: You should probably de-center for this?
🔗 19:35Kapol42: But not for long
🔗 19:35bluealien47: hey what are we playing
🔗 19:35MetricFurlong: it's just a weird Chat in-joke, Serge, don't worry
🔗 19:36 Shirts_: embrace the seaman then strangle it
🔗 19:36dungeonmaster982: Lets put a LRR in our reasonably priced Crr
🔗 19:36olivias_bulge: we need to shelter our kind serge. nice serge. happy serge.
🔗 19:36Kapol42: You just take your best time
🔗 19:36Arclight_Dynamo: Best of three.
🔗 19:36SomebodyNowhere: dingly bit?
🔗 19:36 BusTed: Ready? Almost ready to go.
🔗 19:36SomebodyNowhere: !advice
🔗 19:36 LRRbot: Stay focused.
🔗 19:36Pharmacistjudge: I am currently slightly vindictive on Serge for not properly explaining "countered by game rules"
🔗 19:36SomebodyNowhere: good advice
🔗 19:36Arclight_Dynamo: Pro-tip: sandbag the first lap to let the others get out ahead. Try to win on lap 2 - there won't be dudes crashing into you that way.
🔗 19:36Aerotrain: let's go to our intro. the mildly angry chinese man
🔗 19:36 Lysander_Gustav: Stay focused
🔗 19:36EphemeralBreeze: Ooooooh, I came back at the perfect time
🔗 19:36Lord_ZYRK: THE RITUAL
🔗 19:36splatty1: as is tradition... ian
🔗 19:37 DarkMorford: !tradition
🔗 19:37Abcxyq: "Mark." "Ryo."
🔗 19:37 Itazu:
O hai Mark?
🔗 19:37Lord_ZYRK: Ａｓ ｉｓ ｔｒａｄｉｔｉｏｎ
🔗 19:37VoyRising: Is there a leaderboard for this?
🔗 19:37SomebodyNowhere: oh hai mark
🔗 19:37Cantwearcats: "Mark." "Ryo. I sold a mech suit to the president. In hindsight it may have been a bad idea."
🔗 19:37RvLeshrac: Mark is the ultimate racist.
🔗 19:37ElementalAlchemist: You should really de-center yourselves for this on the stream overlay
🔗 19:37 Jadeworrior: A S I S T R A D I T I O N
🔗 19:37Berekhalf: Ａｓ ｉｓ ｔｒａｄｉｔｉｏｎ
🔗 19:37 Nightvalien28: VoyRising, yes there is
🔗 19:37SomebodyNowhere: gotta go fast
🔗 19:37VoyRising: please to link
🔗 19:37 Lysander_Gustav: !game
🔗 19:37 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 93%)
🔗 19:37splatty1: Ａｓ ｉｓ ｔｒａｄｉｔｉｏｎ
🔗 19:37Lithobraker: Please go left
🔗 19:37Kapol42: Serge, be afraid
🔗 19:37 Nightvalien28: VoyRising, they have it written in a white board
🔗 19:38 mercano82: Do we give a bus stop every time we see this cut scene/
🔗 19:38 Lysander_Gustav: !busstop
🔗 19:38 LRRbot:
1 bus-stop for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 19:38MetricFurlong: LRRbot has the wrong game now
🔗 19:38Lithobraker: As in move your overlay left
🔗 19:38EphemeralBreeze: don't drive into the other trucks!!!
🔗 19:38Pharmacistjudge: does that count as a bust step?
🔗 19:38EphemeralBreeze: they will annihilate you!! D:
🔗 19:38 Elah806: s o s a y w e a l l
🔗 19:38 empyrealhell: almost time to go!
🔗 19:38 AdmiralMemo: !busstop remove
🔗 19:38 LRRbot: 0 bus-stops for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 19:38SomebodyNowhere: a !tilt before it even starts?
🔗 19:38Lithobraker: !game good
🔗 19:38 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 93% (40/43)
🔗 19:38 AdmiralMemo: !game override Shenmue
🔗 19:38 LRRbot: Override enabled. Currently playing: Shenmū
🔗 19:38 AdmiralMemo: !busstop
🔗 19:38 LRRbot:
15 bus-stops for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:38 Canageek: This does't look like the president....
🔗 19:38Lord_ZYRK: PROSTRATS
🔗 19:38EphemeralBreeze: WOW, you used that guy to turn!!
🔗 19:39 BusTed: Hit the NOS!
🔗 19:39 Canageek: What? dialmformara told me you were done Shemu
🔗 19:39Spacecarl: ETA until he says it handles like a pig?
🔗 19:39 DarkMorford:
Alex " a donut!" Steacy
🔗 19:39SomebodyNowhere: throw the blue shell!
🔗 19:39Kapol42:
@Canageek I don't know what you mean. These look just like the president's mech.
🔗 19:39Questhere: I think Alex has found the secret of turning... use the other forklifts!
🔗 19:39 mercano82: Whatever you're into, Alwex.
🔗 19:39 DoktorLoy:
poor donut
🔗 19:39Lord_ZYRK:
lrn 2 driv nub
🔗 19:39splatty1: well you won't have to worry about the other racers anymore
🔗 19:39Sektor88: pre-empt your turns, alex
🔗 19:39 Nightvalien28: Canageek, yes but now we make everyone play the forklift race
🔗 19:39Lithobraker: It's almost like you're driving a real fork lift
🔗 19:39 AdmiralMemo: Turn earlier, Alex
🔗 19:39 Grescheks: Canageek, we are, but all new co-hosts have to race the forklift
🔗 19:39Lord_ZYRK: Canageek, we are never done with Shenmue
🔗 19:39angelofdust337: Alex" F*** a Donut!" Steacy
🔗 19:39cuttlefishman: Drift
🔗 19:39Kapol42: Graham looks so smug about not being last. XD
🔗 19:39Lord_ZYRK: Shenmue is eternal
🔗 19:39cuttlefishman: You're in tokyo
🔗 19:39 AdmiralMemo: ALMOST made a turn without stopping
🔗 19:39SomebodyNowhere: welcome to shenmue
🔗 19:39 Ba_Dum_Tish: Smug Graham in the back
🔗 19:39Chemistring: Rage tilt on lap 1
🔗 19:39VoyRising: grind grind grind
🔗 19:39 mercano82: I hope Alex has the donut's consent.
🔗 19:39EphemeralBreeze: Graham, having the time of his life in the background... sadist
🔗 19:40RvLeshrac: Graham "I'm not last place anymore!" Stark
🔗 19:40cuttlefishman: Hodor Hodor Hodor
🔗 19:40SomebodyNowhere: !tilt
🔗 19:40 LRRbot:
4 tilts for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:40 Canageek: So do we get to see all the games in the series?
🔗 19:40Lithobraker: Maybe we need James to try this. I think he might be better at this
🔗 19:40Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Brakes are the prostrat!
🔗 19:40 Bratmon: That's a hard assumption to keep, Serge.
🔗 19:40 AdmiralMemo: I think Alex has the pro strats
🔗 19:41Aerotrain: Alex "pro strats" Steacy
🔗 19:41Danielleai: >.< very punny, Serge
🔗 19:41Lord_ZYRK:
Arclight_Dynamo, it's almost like you're trying to race something
🔗 19:41 PsychoI3oy: i think alex is the first one using the brakes
🔗 19:41SomebodyNowhere: alex is making some good time this go around
🔗 19:41 mercano82: That's a solid lap
🔗 19:41Arclight_Dynamo:
Lord_zyrk:
🔗 19:41 2Flower: Alex is forksman.
🔗 19:41cuttlefishman: This is an... uplifting experience
🔗 19:41 Grescheks: Alex is not good at mathing and forklifting
🔗 19:41 Selenes92: Is this the new crossing the streams everyone has been talking about?
🔗 19:41EphemeralBreeze: The hidden twist...
🔗 19:41Kapol42: Also, as a note, only one person didn't get last. It wasn't Ian.
🔗 19:41 LRRbot:
1 scream for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:41Cantwearcats: I saw a Ryo shadow
🔗 19:41Lord_ZYRK: I think there is, but your shadow is lighter
🔗 19:41ThatDangSkeleton: Die Forklift, you don't belong in this world!
🔗 19:42Lithobraker: I also saw a ryo shadow
🔗 19:42 mercano82: A lot of people can't even.
🔗 19:42 mercano82 golfclaps.
🔗 19:42Lynks_9: so have we not finished shenmue or does the game give you access to the forklift driving when you do?
🔗 19:42SomebodyNowhere: decent time
🔗 19:42Danielleai: you came up last on the leaderboard
🔗 19:42VoyRising: Show us the whiteboard please.
🔗 19:42Lithobraker: Phaeda clap
🔗 19:42Sektor88: Alex "demon game" Steacy
🔗 19:42 Rasterscan: These are the questions of life.
🔗 19:42EphemeralBreeze: why WOULDN'T you get a tiny forklift?
🔗 19:42 Grescheks: Alex "Why did I get a tiny forklift?!" Steacy
🔗 19:42Lord_ZYRK: Lynks_9, forklift is eternal
🔗 19:42 mtvcdm: Has Kathleen driven yet?
🔗 19:42Himyul: Lynks_9 they made a special save right before forklifts
🔗 19:42Lord_ZYRK: Also we're using a save
🔗 19:43RvLeshrac: Ian : What's the prize should someone actually manage to get first place?
🔗 19:43RvLeshrac: Ian : There should be a prize.
🔗 19:43SomebodyNowhere: use power serge
🔗 19:43Kapol42: Alex, would you say it's Watch + Play material?
🔗 19:43 mercano82: Ian is farming the busstops here.
🔗 19:43Aerotrain: the angry chinese man in our dreams is essential to the format
🔗 19:43Arclight_Dynamo: Rvleshrac: The prize should be a tiny forklift.
🔗 19:43Lord_ZYRK: RvLeshrac, this is Top Gear style time trials
🔗 19:43splatty1: did no one tell alex to jam on the gas?
🔗 19:43EphemeralBreeze: this is how docks work
🔗 19:43EphemeralBreeze: street racing and alley fights
🔗 19:43EphemeralBreeze: apparently...
🔗 19:43 DoktorLoy:
🔗 19:44RvLeshrac: Push F to Forklift
🔗 19:44SomebodyNowhere: sleep perchance to dream
🔗 19:44MaximumGanbare just subscribed!
🔗 19:44 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MaximumGanbare! (Today's storm count: 13)
🔗 19:44 Grescheks: and now Serge proceeds to get the best time while driving backwards
🔗 19:44Aerotrain: bragging rights
🔗 19:44SomebodyNowhere: !advice
🔗 19:44 LRRbot: Stay focused.
🔗 19:44 Bratmon: The prize for being first is having played this the lease amount of time.
🔗 19:44Lithobraker: This is actually pretty similar to how the drivers were trained for Vex Round Up on my team
🔗 19:44chaoticobserver: so when is Ian going to punch out Graham and lead to his suspension so that this can be a true Top Gear segment
🔗 19:44Lancer873: And it will only end when someone gets first
🔗 19:44Lord_ZYRK: Wake up in the morning feeling like a forklift driver
🔗 19:44 DoktorLoy: Groundhog Day 2: Never Skip Forklift Day
🔗 19:45 Itazu:
o hai mark
🔗 19:45 AdmiralMemo: !busstopcount
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: 15 bus-stops for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:45 mercano82: Memo: Shouldn't the forklift have Vanishing 5, if you have to drive it for five game days?
🔗 19:45 DoktorLoy: Forkmū
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: !busstop
🔗 19:46 LRRbot:
16 bus-stops for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:46VoyRising: There is no wheelspin, only Zuul.
🔗 19:46 mtvcdm: The pipe!
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: mercano82, Good point. I'll fix that later.
🔗 19:46Danielleai: wooo Serge is boss
🔗 19:46 Elah806: Y'all had better say "On your mark. Almost time to go." when starting DB this year.
🔗 19:46Aerotrain: the Ian is right before Horner's Corner
🔗 19:46splatty1: nooooo its the horner corner
🔗 19:46 Grescheks: all day every day?
🔗 19:46Lord_ZYRK: Serge, being Serge, is great at all he does.
🔗 19:46Kapol42: Again, there's only one person who didn't get last. And it wasn't the guy who had 5+ chances.
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: NOICE
🔗 19:46 mtvcdm: Serge not doing bad at all so far.
🔗 19:46MetricFurlong: #PowerSerge
🔗 19:46 Havok4: So what would it take for serge to get a LRR streaming show?
🔗 19:47Danielleai:
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: Run over Mark!
🔗 19:47 Canageek: What is the tme to beat?
🔗 19:47 Grescheks: #TeamPowerSerge!
🔗 19:47 Havok4: Serge=Sergevant
🔗 19:47 jonnykefka: #PowahSerge
🔗 19:47 Walkingharder: Such power! Such Serge!
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: Nooooo
🔗 19:47Aerotrain: Horner's Corner
🔗 19:47Danielleai: 4 get back here
🔗 19:47 Bratmon: @Canageek It's a mystery.
🔗 19:47Pj3501: step back, he's in a roll!
🔗 19:47 Jadeworrior: !advice
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Over there, next to the thing.
🔗 19:47 blackwlf: Looked up, saw Serge apparently racing a forklift, and immediately thought of the Klaus forklift safety video.
🔗 19:47 mtvcdm: That's company property, sir.
🔗 19:47 Omega_Lairon: How much do I need to danate to get to name a corner something?
🔗 19:47 Itazu: is everything going to have a nickname?
🔗 19:47Seagulyus: so this is going ot be at desert bus this year right?
🔗 19:47Abcxyq: Just honk the other forklifts out of existence
🔗 19:47Danielleai: dammit
🔗 19:47 Omega_Lairon: ^ donate
🔗 19:47 LRRbot:
5 tilts for Shenmū on I, Horner
🔗 19:48 Grescheks: Mark is the Blob!
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Get 4th
🔗 19:48chaoticobserver: and still improved his time
🔗 19:48Kapol42: Wow, he's EXACTLY tied with Alex right now.
🔗 19:48Danielleai: ha! take that 4!
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Oh NO
🔗 19:48Cantwearcats: It turns out the forklift is not an unstoppable force. Far from it
🔗 19:48Danielleai: nooooooo
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Come on
🔗 19:48Aerotrain: the Ian!
🔗 19:48Lancer873: And the Forklift is *not* an unstoppable force by any stretch of the means
🔗 19:48 Elah806: Too bold
🔗 19:48 jonnykefka: This is
🔗 19:48 Canageek: Why is it called Ian?
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Some sort of Forklift SLAM
🔗 19:48 BusTed:
🔗 19:48 Lord_Hosk: Serge serge serge serge
🔗 19:48MetricFurlong: #PowerSerge
🔗 19:48KitteyWolf: Canageek, because ian always hit that without fail
🔗 19:48 Grescheks: Canageek, In Ian's words, he "hit it every time. Every day"
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: You son of a mother!
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo: Oh YEAH!
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 19:49 Aarek: #POWERSERGE
🔗 19:49 Bratmon:
🔗 19:49 Walkingharder:
\
🔗 19:49Aerotrain: the Ian and Horner's Corner are the places in the track Ian had more difficulty with
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo:
THERE
🔗 19:49Lancer873: Catching up to Number 4 is actually dangerous.
🔗 19:49 Grescheks: Woooo!
🔗 19:49chaoticobserver: and SERGE DOES IT
🔗 19:49Jtigwell: Serge is a forklift savant!
🔗 19:49Questhere: nicely done Serge
🔗 19:49MetricFurlong: The Power Serge!
🔗 19:49 Walkingharder: POWERSERGE!!!!!!!!!
🔗 19:49Lord_ZYRK: OOOOOOOH
🔗 19:49Danielleai: beats 4
🔗 19:49Kapol42: Serge and Cori, now the only two who didn't get last I believe.
🔗 19:49MetricFurlong: The Power Serge is real!
🔗 19:49Magnatek: First 4th place!
🔗 19:49Lithobraker: GOAT THERE
🔗 19:49 Nightvalien28: huzzah
🔗 19:49Lord_ZYRK: ᕦ(° Д°)ᕤ POWAH SERGE
🔗 19:49angelofdust337: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 19:49 Elah806: #POWERSERGE
🔗 19:49Danielleai: he beat 4 and is 4
🔗 19:49Kapol42: @Magnatek There was another 4th place
🔗 19:49Cantwearcats:
forklift 4
🔗 19:49 Elah806: I wouldn't want to come between Beej and Heather.
🔗 19:49 Lord_Hosk: Cori is a game dev its a super cheat mode
🔗 19:49RvLeshrac: "You come between Beej and Heather" You should ask first.
🔗 19:49 The_Intelligentleman: #POWERSERGE
🔗 19:49 Grescheks: Serge is coming just between Beej and Heather?
🔗 19:50Kapol42: Graham "still last" Grahamson
🔗 19:50 AdmiralMemo: !game override off
🔗 19:50 LRRbot: Override disabled. Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos
🔗 19:50Kapol42: No, we must Seaman!
🔗 19:50 DarkMorford: Seaman!
🔗 19:50 QuarterNote_: FEED SEAMAN
🔗 19:50Spacecarl: Show Serge Seamen!
🔗 19:50 Lord_Hosk: SEAMAN!
🔗 19:50KitteyWolf: what about the seamans
🔗 19:50Danielleai: that was sweet, Serge!
🔗 19:50Aerotrain: Seaman?
🔗 19:50ThatDangSkeleton: Noooo SEAMAN
🔗 19:50 Nightvalien28: nooooo
🔗 19:50Questhere: what about the seamen?
🔗 19:50lightpagoda: when will serge have his own stream?
🔗 19:50 TheMoatman: Bye Serge
🔗 19:50Danielleai:
byee
🔗 19:50Lord_ZYRK: SEAMAN!
🔗 19:50Arclight_Dynamo: iForklift
🔗 19:50Kapol42: Show them seaman!
🔗 19:50cuttlefishman: SEMANEN
🔗 19:50MetricFurlong: bye Serge
🔗 19:50 Fracaswell: Bye Serge!
🔗 19:50 BusTed: Do you even forklift bro?
🔗 19:50VoyRising: man of the sea
🔗 19:50Baranastra: Seamen?
🔗 19:50Arclight_Dynamo: Seaman.
🔗 19:50angelofdust337: bye Serge
🔗 19:50Pj3501: bye Serge!
🔗 19:50 Havok4: The game of tech.
🔗 19:50jadedcynic:
NOW it's gonna get weird, Ian?
🔗 19:50MetricFurlong: the game of stuff
🔗 19:50Lord_ZYRK: Ian "gonna get weird" Horner
🔗 19:50splatty1: are things going to happen to our ears?
🔗 19:50 2Flower: Put it in the hole, Ian!
🔗 19:50Spacecarl: Wait, only now weird?
🔗 19:50 Grescheks: Now that Serge knows how to drive, I think he should come back another time and see how much better he can do!
🔗 19:50gameslayer013: seamans
🔗 19:50 BibitteNoire: !uptime
🔗 19:50 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:17
🔗 19:50aesir_blade: my ear holes are being caressed by static
🔗 19:50RvLeshrac: Someone just link Serge to the Seaman LPs on YouTube.
🔗 19:51 Bratmon: Here's a line of code:real_printf = dlsym(RTLD_NEXT, "printf");
🔗 19:51Lord_ZYRK: Suddenly. . . CORI
🔗 19:51VoyRising: Ian "I think that's the output hole." Horner
🔗 19:51MrThirdParty: Has Seaman survived? by feeding on the other Seamans?
🔗 19:51 Grescheks: a thing!
🔗 19:51MrThirdParty: I need to know!
🔗 19:51 LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
🔗 19:52Danielleai: I there, The Entire Time
🔗 19:52 Lysander_Gustav: She was hiding in the black rectangles on the side.
🔗 19:52ElementalAlchemist: bratmon: What happened to the normal printf?
🔗 19:52Lord_ZYRK: Cori is omnipresent
🔗 19:52 Omega_Lairon: Worth it
🔗 19:52 Bratmon: @Elementalalchemist I'm shimming it.
🔗 19:53 Bratmon: @Elementalalchemist I've kidnapped it, and am holding it for ransom.
🔗 19:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: wait what happened
🔗 19:53Lord_Rakdos: why is the stream down
🔗 19:53Zaghrog: switching consoles
🔗 19:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: ohhhh ok
🔗 19:53MrThirdParty: Switching devices.
🔗 19:53Catcard: Did we not see seaman today?
🔗 19:53ElementalAlchemist: lord_rakdos: We raced Alex and Serge in forklifts, and now we have to switch Xsplit back to the Xbox
🔗 19:53MrThirdParty: Lord_rakdos
🔗 19:54ArchaicBreeze: did anyone score a good time? welll... did Serge?
🔗 19:54ElementalAlchemist:
lord_rakdos: It's also really hard to tab-complete you when you talk before you actually join
🔗 19:54dialMforMara: @Mtvcdm Thank you! That's adorable!
🔗 19:54 BarcodeReader321: so what was all that hubbub about Markovmtg?
🔗 19:54 dougma: anyone want to help me test this modern deck I built? or provide feedback?
🔗 19:54 DarkMorford: Serge did very well. He's currently #3 on the LRRderboard.
🔗 19:54Kapol42: @Archaicbreeze Serge is now number 3, and is the second person to not get last.
🔗 19:54 Lord_Hosk: Serge took third place after slamming into ian and then going strait to hell. He did however cut off Hodor to save some time.
🔗 19:54ArchaicBreeze: WOW
🔗 19:54Okipokute: offline?
🔗 19:55ArchaicBreeze: who'da thunk it.
🔗 19:55 dougma: Those scrabble tiles are pure genius!!!
🔗 19:55 mtvcdm: Again, you pay the shipping.
🔗 19:56 Antitonic: Huh, tweet said Adam's Gamehaus as well...
🔗 19:56 Antitonic: Maybe it's a cached problem or something
🔗 19:56 mtvcdm: (LRR earrings are handmade, apparently. But Tally's the one offering them, so.)
🔗 19:56 Lord_Durin: I just got a text. Wha-Oh. Oh right. Doh!
🔗 19:57 Lysander_Gustav: Oh, I had totally forgotten about the Scandinavia & World comic
🔗 19:58 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 19:58 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: Currently playing: Metal Wolf Chaos (rating 93%)
🔗 19:58Zaghrog: I should check Satw too, havne't seen it in a while
🔗 19:58 Lysander_Gustav: !busstop remove
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: lysander_gustav: That is a mod-only command
🔗 19:58 AdmiralMemo: From some software
🔗 19:58 Lysander_Gustav: Hi Ian
🔗 19:58 DarkMorford: LoadingReadyRun, will there be Seaman tonight?
🔗 19:58Ainamarth120: !advice
🔗 19:58 LRRbot: Try jumping.
🔗 19:59 Phailhammer:
I missed the forklift race? Aww...
🔗 19:59 Lysander_Gustav: This was the same guys that did Dark Souls? Neat!
🔗 19:59 mtvcdm: Chat lag test?
🔗 19:59 mtvcdm: 12 second lag.
🔗 19:59Lord_ZYRK: Lysander_Gustav, yup. It's more Armored Core than Dark Souls, though.
🔗 19:59 DwarfMage328: !game bad
🔗 19:59 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 91% (40/44)
🔗 19:59Catcard: Wow, not bad lag at all--- oh, really?
🔗 19:59 Dan9299: !game good
🔗 19:59dungeonmaster982: !game good
🔗 19:59jadedcynic: !game good
🔗 19:59 Walkingharder: As someone that just got here can someone please explain this game to me
🔗 19:59Sektor88:
lysander_gustav: and armored core. that part's more relevant here
🔗 19:593DDotNikkiWolf: @Lysander_gustav Yeah, they've made a few other games. Most notably the Armored Core and King's Field serieses.
🔗 19:59 AdmiralMemo: Game volume is low
🔗 19:59 Juliamon: Archaic. Archaic consoles.
🔗 20:00 Briars_the_fox: Walkingharder, maximum america
🔗 20:00ElementalAlchemist: walkingharder: You are America. That's pretty much it.
🔗 20:00Sektor88: Ian, the 6 dots in the upper right are your halth. the green bar below that shows how much durability is left. the green abr also regenerates
🔗 20:00 mtvcdm: I know there are other ways to do a lag test, but that's the simplest way for me. Make a lag-test post and see how long it takes to pop up on the stream.
🔗 20:00 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 91% (43/47)
🔗 20:003DDotNikkiWolf: From Software also made...Steel Battalion for Kinect.
🔗 20:00ElementalAlchemist: Yup, 12-sec here, too
🔗 20:00 Walkingharder: Makes total sense!
🔗 20:00Abcxyq: This is your Manifest Destiny
🔗 20:00wafflesoup subscribed for 12 months in a row!
🔗 20:01 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, wafflesoup! (Today's storm count: 14)
🔗 20:01 Lord_Hosk: Cori, did you see the recent Penny Arcade Acquisitions Incorporated at Pax east?
🔗 20:01 Lord_Hosk: They had a guest appearance by Minsc and Boo from Balders gate, Im quite sure they were the enhanced edition versions.
🔗 20:01Lancer873: Don't worry about the people inside, they'll be fine.
🔗 20:01Pariah164: SMASH THE STATE
🔗 20:01 Lysander_Gustav: Rescue the people by shooting them
🔗 20:01Okipokute: what goodies could be inside the all american cars? more guns!
🔗 20:01 Havok4: A setting where the office of head executive grants its holder superpowers could be interesting.
🔗 20:01ExodusFinale: is that a "no guns, so take caution" sign? It seems rather counter-intuitive
🔗 20:02amythist: Ian you said it wrong "These people HAD families"
🔗 20:02 Walkingharder: I would totally vote for this guy
🔗 20:02 Grescheks: ExodusFinale, It was a "No bazookas" sign. It was telling you to not use explosives on the cages filled with innocents
🔗 20:02 Mangledpixel: you made families illegal
🔗 20:02 Damullet14: The levitations of their women?
🔗 20:02 Havok4: Gender-neutral Lamentations
🔗 20:033DDotNikkiWolf: @Mangledpixel Kinda like how Oklahoma made marriages illegal.
🔗 20:03 Damullet14: is that, like, a faint humming sound?
🔗 20:03 Mangledpixel: 3DDotNikkiWolf, yes, but with explosions
🔗 20:03ExodusFinale: damn, no bazookas, that's a lot more specific than i was expecting
🔗 20:03 Bratmon: libc is optional!
🔗 20:03 OppThumbs: Yes! America: The Game!
🔗 20:04Chemistring: Yes, annihilate everyone! We're the good guys!
🔗 20:04 Ceris75: more likw 'merica: the game
🔗 20:043DDotNikkiWolf: I still think Duke Nukem 3D is America: The Game.
🔗 20:05 Ceris75: TASTE FREEDOM BITCHES!!!
🔗 20:05 Grescheks: the chinese what?
🔗 20:05 jonnykefka: !pardonfuck
🔗 20:05 LRRbot:
6 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 20:05Sektor88: technically pronounced "are who"
🔗 20:06Arclight_Dynamo: Erhu.
🔗 20:06Sektor88: spelled erhu
🔗 20:06aesir_blade: There is an instrument called an erhu
🔗 20:06 Damullet14: Ndance: I feel like you should make some room for the red dragon-maker mythic
🔗 20:06 Damullet14: the 'better hour of need'
🔗 20:06 OppThumbs: Waiting for our government to replace the standard citizenship test with a successful playthrough of this.
🔗 20:06ndance: @Damullet14, problem is that card is red.
🔗 20:07 Vladislav_Vladislife: I should be asleep
🔗 20:07Seagulyus: Ndance I think Keeper of the lens is kinda a derpy card isnt it?
🔗 20:07 Vladislav_Vladislife: anyone wanna come over and knock me out?
🔗 20:07Sektor88: Also it looks like if you overheat your thrusters it starts eating into your regen health gauge
🔗 20:07Seagulyus: is it just there for the ensoul body?
🔗 20:07ndance: @Seagulyus, yes. that is the point. wears ensoul artifact well, gets turned into a 4/4 dragon well. becomes a sphinx fine.
🔗 20:08Lord_ZYRK shoots Vladislav_Vladislife with an oversized mech rifle
🔗 20:08 Ceris75: ca-ching
🔗 20:08 Elah806: This game is just throwing so much shade right now
🔗 20:08 Vladislav_Vladislife: owie
🔗 20:08 mtvcdm: Whoa-HOOOOOAAA!
🔗 20:09Lord_ZYRK:
Good, that didn't kill you, Vladislav_Vladislife. You should passout from the blood loss soon
🔗 20:09splatty1: i think this is an m2
🔗 20:09 Vladislav_Vladislife: also, the green text of the /me on the pink background of betterTTVs thingy is unpossible to read
🔗 20:09Lord_ZYRK: Sorry about the arm, though
🔗 20:09 Vladislav_Vladislife: meh, it'll grow back
🔗 20:09Arclight_Dynamo: A bazooka would in no way me effective against an M1-A1.
🔗 20:09 Vladislav_Vladislife: pink for me
🔗 20:09 SuitablyEpic: why are we shooting abrams?
🔗 20:09Arclight_Dynamo: *be
🔗 20:09 Walkingharder: !game good
🔗 20:09 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 92% (44/48)
🔗 20:09 Vladislav_Vladislife: I'm actually a Namekian
🔗 20:09Sektor88: curious as to what that glowing blue meter is below your healt...
🔗 20:09 DarkMorford: Suitablyepic, because they're there.
🔗 20:09 Bratmon: @Elementalalchemist I neglected a key factor, though. It turns out libc likes to define it's symbols before the things that depend on it...
🔗 20:09Sektor88: health, even
🔗 20:09 Ceris75: !game good
🔗 20:09Lord_ZYRK:
Arclight_Dynamo, it's a VERY big bazooka
🔗 20:10ndance: this is the best history game ive ever seen
🔗 20:10MetricFurlong: Suitablyepic: because the evil Vice President Richard Hawk has taken over the military and killed Freedom in America
🔗 20:10 SuitablyEpic: who are we president of?
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo:
Lord_zyrk: Harrumph!
🔗 20:10 SuitablyEpic: it makes sense now
🔗 20:10 SuitablyEpic: wait... no it doesnt
🔗 20:10ThatDangSkeleton: We are the president of FREEDOM
🔗 20:10Seagulyus: Suitablyepic I don't remember voting for this guy
🔗 20:10MetricFurlong: Suitablyepic: we are Micheal Wilson, president of the United States of America
🔗 20:10 Grescheks: whoops...
🔗 20:10 Lord_Hosk: The M1 is a impressive bit of machinery and technology, unfortunately it is a complete waste. Much like the Battleship, it evolved so far beyond the battlefield that it has no place.
🔗 20:10 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 92% (45/49)
🔗 20:10 mtvcdm: Now, Ian, don't turn this into some kind of Chinese fire drill.
🔗 20:11 mtvcdm: Or, actually, do.
🔗 20:11farleyf: !game good
🔗 20:11farleyf: In fact game awesome
🔗 20:11 SketchyDetails: Thats called verisimilitude, Ian
🔗 20:11MetricFurlong: !game AMERICA!
🔗 20:11Lord_ZYRK: I don't see why you didn't leave the Seal up as a background
🔗 20:11Arclight_Dynamo: Lord_hosk: Do you mean the M1 specifically, or main battle tanks generally? Because I know the Canadian army scrambled to acquire tanks for Afghanistan after getting rid of them following the Cold War.
🔗 20:11 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 92% (46/50)
🔗 20:12ndance: @Ceris75, wow. well done.
🔗 20:12farleyf: Why don't they make games like this anymore just general fun smashing everything
🔗 20:12aesir_blade: Wait, do we have the HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ability yet?
🔗 20:12Vulcnor: How goes the liberal application of freedom, MR. PRESIDENT?
🔗 20:12 Vladislav_Vladislife: Farleyf, its because this isnt tacticool enough for todays youth
🔗 20:13 mtvcdm: these are all 'how do you like me now' abilities.
🔗 20:13Spacecarl: Some of these sound effects sound WAY too close to dial up noises
🔗 20:13 lathostiran: after stream so going to watch Appleseed
🔗 20:13Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, AAA games seem more about cool than fun
🔗 20:14Lord_ZYRK: Unless you're Nintendo
🔗 20:14 Ceris75: Must use my peni..... uh, I mean must use my big gun.
🔗 20:14 CandyNuke: This west wing tie-in game got weird
🔗 20:14 SchalaKitty: Hello chat and lovely LRR people!
🔗 20:14aesir_blade: Ian, try clicking both sticks
🔗 20:14MetricFurlong: I love hows she's clearly researched this building's history
🔗 20:14 Vladislav_Vladislife: Its really disappointing, ZYRK. Nintendo does seem to be the last bastion of fun focused console gaming.
🔗 20:14 lathostiran: Schalakitty hellos
🔗 20:14ImmoralEthicist: what in the hell is the exposition about the building
🔗 20:14gameslayer013: the guns were shooting at you during the cut scene
🔗 20:14Aerotrain: so beautiful, so majestic... wouldn't it be great if we DESTROYED IT
🔗 20:14ThatDangSkeleton: this lady scares me
🔗 20:14 Nightvalien28: SchalaKitty, hey. how goes birthday?
🔗 20:14 mtvcdm: This woman is insane.
🔗 20:14MetricFurlong: with the express intention of one day getting to watch it collapse
🔗 20:14ThatDangSkeleton: is she...an AI?
🔗 20:14Lord_ZYRK: Vladislav_Vladislife, yeah, it's too bad their third party support kind of sucks
🔗 20:14ImmoralEthicist: so..this woman is batshit insane, right?
🔗 20:14 Vladislav_Vladislife: errrradicate
🔗 20:14Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey Schalakitty! Happy Birthday! How are you today? : )
🔗 20:15farleyf: That woman's snark is charting out of this world
🔗 20:15gameslayer013: there is a blinky purple thing maybe that is it
🔗 20:15MetricFurlong: ImmoralEthicist: no, she' just high, On America
🔗 20:15Questhere: we're.... we're the goodies... right?
🔗 20:15splatty1: yea, ian try clicking in both sticks
🔗 20:15 OppThumbs: Jodie is great
🔗 20:15Spacecarl: Welcome to Ian being the President of Amurica Schalakitty
🔗 20:15Okipokute: is she glados?
🔗 20:15 Mangledpixel: so, does this have a Dynasty Warriors-style troop morale system?
🔗 20:15MetricFurlong: Questhere: we're the President, of course we are
🔗 20:15Lancer873: Questhere: We are the AMERICANS. We fight for FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY
🔗 20:15ImmoralEthicist: @Metricfurlong Fair. 'Murica is pretty intoxicating.
🔗 20:15blindrift98: smash the new state bring back the old state!
🔗 20:15Baranastra:
@Immoralethicist No, as batshit, being an inanimate object,can not be insane and she is SOOOO insane.
🔗 20:15 Nightvalien28: Questhere, we are not sure there is a goodside
🔗 20:15 SchalaKitty:
It was great Nightvalien28 and Valkyrie_lemons! I got a new graphic novels and markers and the sushi place gave me free dessert
🔗 20:16 Vladislav_Vladislife: Lord_ZYRK, well if nintendo would just make a REAL console maybe developers would want to be a part of it. the Wii U is only a tiny step forward.
🔗 20:16nsgreaper subscribed for 19 months in a row!
🔗 20:16 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, nsgreaper! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 20:16Pharmacistjudge: She's your Secretary of War!
🔗 20:16ArchaicBreeze: she's totally just a figment of president's imagination
🔗 20:16MetricFurlong: oh please let there be shark bazooka cheat codes
🔗 20:16Okipokute: well there is a secretary to potus
🔗 20:16Questhere: oh man... is this going to end like spec ops?
🔗 20:16Valkyrie_Lemons: Wow! That sounds awesome Schalakitty!
🔗 20:16 Vladislav_Vladislife: Cheat the hell out of this shiz
🔗 20:16Aerotrain: she is Lady Liberty. I don't really know but I like to think that's correct
🔗 20:16Kapol42:
Is... Is that what you think we sound like, Ian?
🔗 20:16ThatDangSkeleton: YEEESSS CHEAT CODES
🔗 20:16Baranastra: Cheatcodes? Interesting...
🔗 20:17 Omega_Lairon:
This game is far too serious to have cheat codes
🔗 20:17Zibanitu: Cheat Coke Sharkzooka?!? YES, please!
🔗 20:17cuttlefishman: @Archaicbreeze that's not actually that far off from what is suggested
🔗 20:17Rootpotato: I'm ok with cheat codes!!!
🔗 20:17 BarcodeReader321: always cheat codes
🔗 20:17 OppThumbs: Some cool unlockables, not sure about cheats
🔗 20:17 Grescheks: if there is a cheat code that lets us get a sharkzooka, we are honor-bound to use it
🔗 20:17MetricFurlong: Questhere: I *highly* doubt it
🔗 20:17ArchaicBreeze: @cuttlefishman fantastic
🔗 20:17OneirosGolem: Iiiiiiiit's Darcey!
🔗 20:17 TrakoGamer: oh my god, this game XD
🔗 20:17CoyoteSans: I think this is from the point in time where cheat codes started to fall out of favor with devs.
🔗 20:17Vulcnor: Cheat codes are the American WAY! Remember the finical crisis? Total cheat codes use.
🔗 20:17 mtvcdm: I also expect my US President to blow up national monuments and tourist attractions.
🔗 20:17 TrakoGamer: two best friends played this
🔗 20:17blindrift98: do the sharks have wood grips?
🔗 20:17Aerotrain: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Cheat codes
🔗 20:17ImmoralEthicist: I can't tell if this is satire, or if this is just revelling in it's extravagance.
🔗 20:17Thoth7: Sounds like a great night, Schalakitty. Happy birthday!
🔗 20:17 Vladislav_Vladislife:
🔗 20:17farleyf: Your assistants name should be Lady Snark
🔗 20:18Arclight_Dynamo: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wackiness.
🔗 20:18 SchalaKitty: It was Valkyrie_lemons and Thoth7! I also got to go to a cupcake place I've wanted to visit and I had a super yummy mint-chocolate one.
🔗 20:18Baranastra:
What is Canada doing at this time?
🔗 20:18Lord_ZYRK: Vladislav_Vladislife, eh, I can see going for a newer market and trying to differentiate themselves. It seems like they try to push their unique system qualities on developers too hard instead of allowing more conventional control schemes. I doubt them releasing a console on par with the PS4 would really boost sales.
🔗 20:18aesir_blade: Ian, if my cursory internet searching is correct, clicking the left and right stick simultaneously should let you do the super move of firing all your guns at once
🔗 20:18 Damullet14: She's so disappointed... "Mister PRESIDENT... your fuselage is damaged!"
🔗 20:18MetricFurlong: Baranastra: watching in shocked awe/horror
🔗 20:18 Grescheks: Baranstra: Preparing their own mech suits to join in?
🔗 20:18Thoth7: Mint + chocolate is seriously one of the best things ever
🔗 20:18Sektor88: baranastra, building the syrup gundam
🔗 20:18 BarcodeReader321: good idea, aesirblade
🔗 20:19blindrift98: waiting for the air force 1 to have transformers style transformation sequence and attach to metal wolf
🔗 20:19 Vladislav_Vladislife: ZYRK it doesnt even have to be. It would just be better without motion controls and with proper interface and online features.
🔗 20:19CoyoteSans: "Have you seen my tank?"
🔗 20:19Baranastra:
I hope for all three.
🔗 20:19JohtoPkMnTrainerJoviback: X3 Might as well watch since I'm bored
🔗 20:20Spacecarl: Maybe get ready do do this level a third time!
🔗 20:20 Vladislav_Vladislife: Friend codes were a dumb idea
🔗 20:20Sektor88: aesir_blade: might want to highlight the LRR twitch account with that info
🔗 20:20 Grescheks: Ian: Click both left and right stick at the same time
🔗 20:20 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: reading the the tommy wiseau AMA and now just realized that his username is cervix pounder
🔗 20:20Lord_ZYRK: Vladislav_Vladislife, that's what I'm saying. They push those too hard on developers. They aren't bad controls, but they aren't good for EVERYTHING. Lots of games they just don't work as well with.
🔗 20:20Lord_ZYRK: with them*
🔗 20:20Arclight_Dynamo: Usernameriftopensinocean: Ew.
🔗 20:21Lord_ZYRK: And yeah, they really dropped the ball in terms of software that isn't games.
🔗 20:21 TheMetalupis: while is has been fun watching this I keep thinking, the last Armored Core was '13, we really need a new one on the new hardware
🔗 20:21Sektor88: loadingreadyrun: clicking in the left and right stick at the same time supposedly fires off a super move that uses that blue meter below your health
🔗 20:21 Vladislav_Vladislife: right. those really should have been peripherals instead of main control scheme. Gamecube controller is still my favorite of all time. best button layout possible.
🔗 20:22Lord_Rakdos: lower third
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: We got a health!
🔗 20:22 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I wonder if regular people can do AMAs, like I've worked 5 years retail ask me anything
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: We got a second health!
🔗 20:22ElementalAlchemist: usernameriftopensinocean: /r/casualiama?
🔗 20:23 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: sorry but actually no that is someone else's username, misread a post,
🔗 20:23 GreyFox0012: those annoying living breathing humans with families need to die quickly
🔗 20:23Arclight_Dynamo: Usernameriftopensinocean: Still... ew.
🔗 20:23Lord_ZYRK: The Gamecube controller was nice. Nintendo always has the best joysticks in my opinion, and the button feel was good. I find the ergonomics of 360's controller best, but I also use a nicer aftermarket controller. I don't own any Xbox, it's just for PC.
🔗 20:23 Ceris75: U shoud ride that Abrahams like a mount
🔗 20:23ConfuesedRam: Baaaaaaa <_>
🔗 20:23 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: yeah I know, his name is just realtommywiseau which is a fair username
🔗 20:24MetricFurlong: there it is!
🔗 20:24 PsychoI3oy:
🔗 20:24 Nightvalien28: dat damage
🔗 20:24 Grescheks: that worked
🔗 20:24aesir_blade: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
🔗 20:24ArchaicBreeze: Gamecube wavebird = perfection
🔗 20:24 Dumori: GETWRECKED!
🔗 20:24MetricFurlong: How do you like me now!
🔗 20:24gameslayer013: All THe GUns
🔗 20:24 SchalaKitty: 'MERICA!
🔗 20:24 PsychoI3oy:
🔗 20:24CaffeinatedLemur: OVERKILL was SUPEREFFECTIVE
🔗 20:24 PsychoI3oy:
🔗 20:24Pharmacistjudge: Cool guys don't look at explosions!
🔗 20:24 Ceris75: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
🔗 20:24Sektor88: and that kids, is america
🔗 20:24chaoticobserver: that super is overpowered for America
🔗 20:24 mtvcdm: Final Smash!
🔗 20:24 Vladislav_Vladislife: The ABXY layout of the gamecubes was brilliant. all within easy thumb rolling reach
🔗 20:24Sektor88: Also don't thank me Ian, just repeating something someone else said in here earlier. :3
🔗 20:24 Grescheks: Aerotrain actually posted it first
🔗 20:24Lord_Rakdos: well then
🔗 20:24ConfuesedRam: i don't know any thing <_>
🔗 20:24 tehspud: I just tuned in, why is the President in a Mech? ...It's "because Japan" isn't it?
🔗 20:25 Lysander_Gustav: I love this game
🔗 20:25 BusTed: "Do you have to contradict everything I say, Mr. President?"
🔗 20:25 TrakoGamer: tehspud yes
🔗 20:25 Grescheks: Tehspud, of course it is
🔗 20:25 Itazu: he has an america inside his heart
🔗 20:25 Vladislav_Vladislife: This game makes me want to vomit a flag.
🔗 20:25Lithobraker: !game good
🔗 20:25 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 92% (46/50)
🔗 20:25 GreyFox0012: @Tehspud yep
🔗 20:25 DarkMorford: !game good
🔗 20:25Spacecarl: Well thanks anyway Sektor88 We were close to having to do that again without that
🔗 20:25 GreyFox0012: !game good
🔗 20:25Sektor88: S rank does exists, I thoguht alex said somethign about it to get the shark launcher
🔗 20:25Kapol42: Cori "unless there's an S rank" Coridotter.
🔗 20:25 Grescheks: there IS an S rank. Remember? We have to get S rank to get the shark launcher!
🔗 20:25 Vladislav_Vladislife: !uptime
🔗 20:25 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:13
🔗 20:25blindrift98: i want a mgs metal wolf cross over
🔗 20:25Sektor88 high5s grescheks
🔗 20:25 Elah806: Kathleen? Forks?
🔗 20:25 Ceris75: #mechpresident 2016
🔗 20:25 GreyFox0012: i just dropped in here while im waiting for my co op partner for ghost recon to get back and of course youre playing this
🔗 20:25 BarcodeReader321: I thin saw it from aesirblade first, but whatevs
🔗 20:25 Grescheks high fives Sektor88
🔗 20:25 Havok4: Okay I was just playing with the quadrotor my mom bought for herself. So much fun.
🔗 20:25MetricFurlong: Vladislav_Vladislife: this game is so American that if you suffer a cut within 3 hours of having played it, you'll bleed red white and blue
🔗 20:25Lord_ZYRK: Vladislav_Vladislife, it was always kind of confusing differentiating X and Y, though. The disparaging size of the A button was also kind of weird.
🔗 20:25Sektor88:
e-mails on your private server?
🔗 20:26Aerotrain: why did you tell me it was an email then?
🔗 20:26 Lysander_Gustav: I like how your mission control is really excited by your destruction
🔗 20:26cuttlefishman: It's Deepthroat!
🔗 20:26 Omega_Lairon: These days, even "S" rank isn't so hot... you gotta get, like XS, or XXXS, or something ludicrous like that
🔗 20:26 Elah806: Kathleen must become fork smith!
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner is now 92% (48/52)
🔗 20:26 Damullet14: So you look exactly like the president from Independence Day
🔗 20:26Kapol42: Seeking volunteers... like THE PRESIDENT!?
🔗 20:26Lithobraker: Just make sure you don't receive it on a personal email account
🔗 20:26Sektor88: Hi Kathleen!
🔗 20:26Lord_ZYRK: MetricFurlong, all the pillows in this room are sddenly stuffed with eagle feathers
🔗 20:26MetricFurlong: Aerotrain: because e-mails are more American!
🔗 20:26 Omega_Lairon: No "sea to shining sea" reference?
🔗 20:26Aerotrain: e-mails *** yeah!
🔗 20:26Lithobraker: What about Hawaii? are they just forgetting us?
🔗 20:26 Grescheks: oh, DNN
🔗 20:26 mtvcdm: We ARE playing more of this next week, right?
🔗 20:27Abcxyq: Now a statement from the Vice President: Left Left Right Right Chu Chu Hey
🔗 20:27 OppThumbs: Oh, these videos are the best.
🔗 20:27Pharmacistjudge: American news with lots of Japanese signs
🔗 20:27Kapol42: @Lithobraker Hawaii is actually a full mech by itself now
🔗 20:27 Grescheks: Lithobraker, I assume only the continental US is dealing with this right now?
🔗 20:27 mtvcdm: The pass3word is "overflowing love and daily confidence."
🔗 20:27Sektor88: mtvcdm: god I hope so
🔗 20:27 Dumori: Overflowing love and lasting benevalance
🔗 20:27Kapol42: The password is "Seamen."
🔗 20:27Turbler: Unresisting citizens hiding in cages
🔗 20:27 DarkMorford: Are we playing Seaman tonight?
🔗 20:27Aerotrain: DNN so biased. We barely even destroyed San Francisco.
🔗 20:27Sektor88: and then we're gonna take back the white house! YEAHHH
🔗 20:27gameslayer013: only 500 mil?
🔗 20:27Lord_ZYRK: For AMERICA
🔗 20:27 tehspud: $500mil?! Oh no!
🔗 20:27OneirosGolem: Worse than slavery
🔗 20:27Lithobraker: 500M? that's kinda small
🔗 20:27DrNickRiviera_MD: did this just start?
🔗 20:27 tehspud: American doesn't have that kind of money
🔗 20:28Sektor88: please wait for a wile, lol
🔗 20:28 Omega_Lairon: Sounds like CNN style alarmism
🔗 20:28 SchalaKitty: More like 500 *Billion* dollars!
🔗 20:28Camail: literally worse than hitler?
🔗 20:28 Grescheks: MEANER than Satan!
🔗 20:28cuttlefishman: Ian "Meaner than Satan Himself" Horner
🔗 20:28blindrift98: flew from east to west to retake the usa from west to east!
🔗 20:28 SchalaKitty: I dunno, this sounds more like Fox News.
🔗 20:28Nazriel7: Best President Ever: Metal Wolf or Saints Row 4 boss?
🔗 20:28 HoloTheWiseWolf_: MURICASSSASASS
🔗 20:28TheSpelunker01: Oh man, now I want to see Satan in a mech
🔗 20:28Pharmacistjudge: We must invoke Martian Law...Get the baseball bats!
🔗 20:28MetricFurlong: SchalaKitty: this may not be coincidental
🔗 20:28 Bratmon: How on Earth did this guy get to be President? It certianly wasn't the speeches.
🔗 20:28Sjlangenegger: We will not fold before a Meanie!
🔗 20:28CaffeinatedLemur: I will give them this, their production team did a good job getting that package together intime for air
🔗 20:28Skip_dippety: Has Spoopifer become Sec. of the Interior yet?
🔗 20:28Lithobraker: I like how our perceptions are so out of balance that $500M seems small.
🔗 20:28 Dumori: Nazriel7, they are one and the same
🔗 20:28Aerotrain: "this lovable nation"
🔗 20:28 BarcodeReader321: heh, bear
🔗 20:29Camail: ok so doesnt that make him also meaner than hitler though? assuming satan is meaner than hitler
🔗 20:29gameslayer013: congrats on being #1
🔗 20:29 Grescheks: call Canada!
🔗 20:29Esuke_Ren: Doesn't the president look like Michael Douglas?
🔗 20:29OneirosGolem: Well, good to see we're highly rated.
🔗 20:29 Damullet14: Bill Paxton, that's who
🔗 20:29Sektor88: ummm. sir.
🔗 20:29 QuarterNote_: IM DA PREIDENT
🔗 20:29 HoloTheWiseWolf_: OUR moto is blind justice over actualy knowing ***
🔗 20:29Pharmacistjudge: Very...Bushian?
🔗 20:29Lithobraker: Other nations? I'll never accept help from commies
🔗 20:29 Havok4: I would like to think that this was the SR4 Boss during the first part of the term.
🔗 20:29Nazriel7: @Dumori Good answer!
🔗 20:29 Clench_Eastwood: Ian, what in da butts have I just logged in to?
🔗 20:29chaoticobserver: Esuke_ren: I thought that too, glad someone said it
🔗 20:29Aerotrain: help?! America #1 USA USA USA USA I'll fight the war on my own
🔗 20:29Baranastra: We can not start it, but we can pay the wages for it!
🔗 20:29 tehspud: Bill Paxton is the only president I recognize
🔗 20:29 Dumori: I can't start a war! i'LL wage A WAR!
🔗 20:29Arclight_Dynamo:
What? No. Presidents start wars all the time; they don't fight them.
🔗 20:29 Jadeworrior: ummm mr president dont you need congressional approval for war
🔗 20:29 Trippzen: Grescheks Cuttlefishman But is he meaner than old king kong or a junkyard dog?
🔗 20:29 Grescheks: come on, Canada has proven itself historically capable of getting to and burning down the Whitehouse!
🔗 20:29 Havok4: Alchholotraz
🔗 20:29cuttlefishman: Alcatraz, LA, Grand Canyon, and a Ghost Town showdown
🔗 20:29Baranastra: Rush East?
🔗 20:29 Antitonic: Much canyon, so grando
🔗 20:29Lancer873: I think we *have* to go for "Grando Canyun"
🔗 20:30 BarcodeReader321: this game was in development during peak Bush
🔗 20:30 TrakoGamer: feeeeenix
🔗 20:30Sektor88: beverly hills, that's where I wanna gundam fight
🔗 20:30 SchalaKitty: Go to Phoenix, Ian. You know how to drive there!
🔗 20:30 SachielOne: We're raiding Scientology.
🔗 20:30MetricFurlong: BarcodeReader321: a fact that will surprise absolutely no one
🔗 20:30CaffeinatedLemur: no, we need to goto.... the Rock
🔗 20:30CaffeinatedLemur: for reasons
🔗 20:30 Ceris75: You must free the fresh prince.
🔗 20:30ArchaicBreeze: Imagine Metal Wolf fighting Liberty Prime... Just wow
🔗 20:30Sektor88: So can we do every mission, or once we pick one, do others get locked off for good?
🔗 20:30Spacecarl: Only millionaires?
🔗 20:30 Antitonic: He lives in Miami, Caffeinatedlemur
🔗 20:30cuttlefishman: Beverly Hills is probbably the best one to do at present - I'd go LA--> Alcatraz --> Phoenix --> Grand Canyon
🔗 20:30 Ceris75: and uncle Phil
🔗 20:30Lord_ZYRK:
CaffeinatedLemur, will Nic Cage and Sean Connery be there?
🔗 20:30 plummeting_sloth: Oh thank god. I have a Civics test coming up and this basically a textbok
🔗 20:30 TrakoGamer: dat smirk doe
🔗 20:30Aerotrain: these names are terrible
🔗 20:30cuttlefishman: Jodie is the best secretary, don't hate.
🔗 20:30OneirosGolem: Was that "Bring Fashion Back To The Streets"?
🔗 20:30Aerotrain: and she knows it
🔗 20:30 tehspud: Ma'am. Ma'am! Your puns are out of control
🔗 20:30chaoticobserver: Oneirosgolem: yes
🔗 20:31 BarcodeReader321: Holy cow, that is awful...
🔗 20:31ElementalAlchemist: "Bring Fashion Back To The Streets" That's such a terrifying military strike name. I'm so terrified.
🔗 20:31CaffeinatedLemur: antitonic: really... you hate going to Alcatraz that much?
🔗 20:31Arclight_Dynamo: But but but... Seaman!
🔗 20:31splatty1: replace the snipers?
🔗 20:31MetricFurlong: we can't fire her, no one else is qualified for her job
🔗 20:31OneirosGolem: Chaoticobserver I'm amazed. I honestly thought I misheard.
🔗 20:31MetricFurlong: Arclight_Dynamo: Seaman isn't AMERICAN enough
🔗 20:31Lord_ZYRK: Beverly Hiiills, that's where we make our stand!
🔗 20:31Kurisugohan: !gamegood
🔗 20:31 Lysander_Gustav: Did they buy upgrades for their mech?
🔗 20:31 Antitonic: Caffeinatedlemur: Oh, Alcatraz! I thought you were saying we should go to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
🔗 20:32 plummeting_sloth: Operation Launch an attack on Beverly Hills that has a pun name and doesnt' really give details of the how mission will actually go
🔗 20:32Arclight_Dynamo: Antitonic: He could have meant Newfoundland.
🔗 20:32 BarcodeReader321: In curious if that's the literal translation and it actually sounded kinda cool to say I'm Japanese.
🔗 20:32CaffeinatedLemur: we are a giant explosion factory how do we not just film "The Rock:2" while we are there?
🔗 20:32 Walkingharder:
battlefield ads!
🔗 20:32MetricFurlong: CaffeinatedLemur: I'm sure we'll get to alcatraz eventually
🔗 20:32 BarcodeReader321: *in
🔗 20:33 mtvcdm: So apparently this was developed in eight months.
🔗 20:33Danielleai: why was there Mitis on the end of that?
🔗 20:34rucdoc: just crom em out
🔗 20:34Danielleai: good music but I understand not
🔗 20:34GundragonNZ: !next
🔗 20:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 12:00 PM PDT (15:25 from now)
🔗 20:34 Antitonic: Darkmorford: Ooooh
🔗 20:36Lord_Rakdos: Well time to Sleep and hope i dont die, good night all
🔗 20:36 Antitonic: So here's a question, we have the Fan Dump as a Runners version of Feed Dump, why don't we have a FanCast as a Runners version of the LRRCast?
🔗 20:36Lord_ZYRK:
DarkMorford, that is the worst Sparta Meme video I've ever seen
🔗 20:36 Antitonic: Seems like it'd be easier to coordinate
🔗 20:36 Clench_Eastwood: I would be apart of the fancast =)
🔗 20:37Lord_ZYRK: Ignoring that it wasn't bad, though.
🔗 20:37 Antitonic: Yeyeyeye
🔗 20:37Lord_Rakdos: i would totaly do fancast
🔗 20:37 Clench_Eastwood: Ive never done a LRR fan thing but I would love to be a part of it
🔗 20:37 DarkMorford: That sounds like something I'd be interested in doing. Especially if there's an anime-related episode.
🔗 20:37 DarkMorford watches way too many Japanese cartoons. >_>
🔗 20:37 Clench_Eastwood: I can talk about guild wars 2 a lot =D
🔗 20:38 Antitonic: My thoughts were that 3 or four Runners would be in a Skype call or something, and they'd just use the topic that was on the LRRCast that week
🔗 20:38 DarkMorford: SALUTE!
🔗 20:38Lord_Rakdos: i got stupid *** you did as a 3-13 year old down
🔗 20:38 Jadeworrior stands at attention
🔗 20:38 Clench_Eastwood: foward march!
🔗 20:38Sektor88: it continues!
🔗 20:38Vulcnor: ????????????????
🔗 20:38 mtvcdm: [salutes]
🔗 20:38 Nightvalien28: o7
🔗 20:38 azninja888 stands and salutes
🔗 20:38 Clench_Eastwood: um.......
🔗 20:38Lord_ZYRK raises the flag
🔗 20:38Sektor88: tie on head? Ian are you drunk?
🔗 20:38cuttlefishman: All Stand for the National Anthem
🔗 20:38TacitusVigil: Looks like Ian's got a second term!
🔗 20:38 Lysander_Gustav: Suit jacket was a bit hot?
🔗 20:38 Clench_Eastwood: It's Clinton!
🔗 20:38ThatDangSkeleton: Oh...***. that scared me, I thought the Patriotism police were coming for me at last
🔗 20:38Abcxyq: Beverly Hills! That's where I want to SMASH!
🔗 20:38Sektor88: don't drink and pilot a mech, kids
🔗 20:38lysander_gustav subscribed for 12 months in a row!
🔗 20:38 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, lysander_gustav! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 20:38shurtal: when did Ian go Japanese Business man?
🔗 20:38ThatDangSkeleton: oh man
🔗 20:38ThatDangSkeleton: whew
🔗 20:38 Tripleyew:
Press to stand and salute
🔗 20:39Berekhalf: year long subs!
🔗 20:39MetricFurlong: Sektor88: yes, but it's okay; he's drunk on AMERICA
🔗 20:39 mtvcdm: I would ask why we still have an R&D department, but the weapons manufacturers really don't care, do they?
🔗 20:39Aerotrain: Ian did smoke but he did not inhale
🔗 20:39Sektor88: Shortgun!
🔗 20:39 mercano82: California is the place you oughta be, so they packed up the mech armor and shot up Beverly... Hills, that is.
🔗 20:39Sektor88: metricfurlong: ohok
🔗 20:39 DarkMorford: Ian "Shootgun" Iansen
🔗 20:39Vulcnor: Short-gun!
🔗 20:39 Antitonic: I should make a topic on the forum and iron out some more details
🔗 20:39MetricFurlong: DarkMorford: 'Iansen'?
🔗 20:40 Lysander_Gustav: The cheers as you select weaponry is quite nice
🔗 20:40rucdoc: while I've seen this in many anime/shows Ian can you explain the tie on head thing?
🔗 20:40Lord_Rakdos: Darkmorford his last name is Horner
🔗 20:40Arclight_Dynamo: But... for real... why are Japanese games half-English?
🔗 20:40 DarkMorford: MetricFurlong, Ianson, Iansen, whichever.
🔗 20:40TheWanderingNomad: RUcdoc - it's a sign of being very drunk
🔗 20:40 QuarterNote_: rucdoc its code for drunk
🔗 20:40cuttlefishman: @Arclight_dynamo That's cause this game is set in America
🔗 20:40 Havok4: This is inside airforce 1.
🔗 20:40 plummeting_sloth: Member of Anti-DARPA
🔗 20:40 Lysander_Gustav: Since you've rescued some musicians, you can change the background music in the mission menu
🔗 20:40MetricFurlong: Arclight_Dynamo: this game is not half English, it's half AMERICAN
🔗 20:40Chemistring: Ah, equivalent to "lampshade on head"
🔗 20:40Pharmacistjudge: I guess we don't have to establish we are a bad enough dude to save the president
🔗 20:40Arclight_Dynamo: Cuttlefishman: Is it? 'Cause I've seen it before in other games.
🔗 20:41 Havok4: Ian Corison
🔗 20:41Lord_ZYRK: QuarterNote_, or a Rambo-esque headband
🔗 20:41 Trippzen: I thought it was Ian "Dery Steacy Saunders Stark De Vere"
🔗 20:41 mtvcdm: Kathleen said, we're a bad enough dude to save ourselves.
🔗 20:41Arclight_Dynamo:
Metricfurlong: ...I'm goning to let you get away with that one.
🔗 20:41ElementalAlchemist: thewanderingnomad: ... Ched?!
🔗 20:41Arclight_Dynamo: *going
🔗 20:41Danielleai: who says Horner is boring?
🔗 20:41 QuarterNote_: Ian Hornerson
🔗 20:41Lord_ZYRK: Herverkfer
🔗 20:41 Havok4: I realized how weird about 10 seconds after posting that.
🔗 20:41 mercano82: Cori Coridottor is cannon, though, right?
🔗 20:41Danielleai: Ian Horny?
🔗 20:42 plummeting_sloth: don't you dare!
🔗 20:42Sektor88: Load up some good classic mecha themes?
🔗 20:42MetricFurlong: your music is not American enough, Ian
🔗 20:42ThatDangSkeleton: Ian Sound the Horners
🔗 20:42 Nightvalien28: ouendan
🔗 20:42 QuarterNote_: Oh god are we going to reach peak japanese?
🔗 20:42 Damullet14: % chance Ian's music gets the twitch replay muted for copyright?
🔗 20:42Pharmacistjudge: play something Engrish...like Vib Ribbon
🔗 20:42 mtvcdm: We absolutely must play patriotic music. Proud To Be An American and such.
🔗 20:42 Havok4: Sorry Cori "Regent of the dark realms" mumblemumble
🔗 20:43Arclight_Dynamo: Hard n' Phirm? Do we have the Pi Song?
🔗 20:43 plummeting_sloth: I think giant mechs make the best cheerleaders
🔗 20:43Abcxyq: Ou-en-dan...
🔗 20:43Lithobraker: When was this game made?
🔗 20:43Sektor88: We are the ebst Japanese American now
🔗 20:43Sektor88: 2004, lithobraker
🔗 20:43 BarcodeReader321: c. 2004
🔗 20:43 Damullet14: "I never metal wolf I didn't like"
🔗 20:43angelofdust337: !game
🔗 20:43 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 20:43Sektor88: ian, next week, please load u some super robot / mecha themes
🔗 20:43 mtvcdm: I don't want the streets to smell of money. Money smells kinda musty.
🔗 20:44 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I've not been following this entirely can someone sum up the plot?
🔗 20:44rucdoc: while I'm not going to reveal my name, when written in military/eastern format it conforms to the last name being so and so's son
🔗 20:44 QuarterNote_: music is quiet cuz you turned it down
🔗 20:44 Antitonic:
Mtvcdm: Not Canadian money 
🔗 20:44 DarkMorford: Raspberry!
🔗 20:44eSeamus: Cori's just naming Mike Phirman songs, not Hard & Phirm songs...
🔗 20:44Aerotrain: clean up the bombs is code from make them blow up right?
🔗 20:44 Damullet14: Usernameriftopensinocean: You are the president and your VP overthrew you and instituted martial law. So you got a mech suit to Take Back America
🔗 20:44 Lysander_Gustav: Pentagon Wars was hilarious
🔗 20:44 plummeting_sloth: Armored Personnel Clown Carrier
🔗 20:44 mtvcdm: Username, you're the President. your VP, also in a mech suit, staged a coup. You're now looking to take the country back. in a mech suit.
🔗 20:44Abcxyq: You are the president... of Dance!
🔗 20:44 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: ooookkkaaayyyy
🔗 20:44Sektor88: Also playing Dynasty Warriors Gubdam Rebornw ith Japanese metal tracks added in is AMAZING
🔗 20:44Pharmacistjudge: But Ian you aren't learning how to study right now
🔗 20:44Sektor88: *gundam, even
🔗 20:44 plummeting_sloth: I NEED MOTIVATION TO TAKE BY MY COUNTRY
🔗 20:44MetricFurlong: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: evil vice president sieazed control of the military and killed freedom in America. You are the president and must restore freedom with your mech
🔗 20:44 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: do they know it's the president in the suit?
🔗 20:45 QuarterNote_: Ian turn the music up in options
🔗 20:45Lithobraker: What you don't like our troop carrier that's also a scout and made of aluminium?
🔗 20:45 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: wow these metal gear solid games get weird
🔗 20:45 Hrafnsvaengr: Ugh. I hate being sick. A lot.
🔗 20:45MetricFurlong: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: not everyone, the general citizenry is being kept in the dark by the corrupting DNN news propaganda
🔗 20:45 mtvcdm: Also, your advisor is the craziest mofo in the world.
🔗 20:45 Antitonic: Usernameriftopensinocean: But for a Dark Souls mod: pretty solid
🔗 20:45blindrift98: @Usernameriftopensinocean got? this maybe tame compared to mgs2
🔗 20:45 plummeting_sloth: take that local NPR broadcast!
🔗 20:46MetricFurlong: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: this game isn't MGS; it's not restrained enough
🔗 20:46 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: I've never played a metal gear game
🔗 20:46 Lord_Hosk: Race me Ian, Race me around the United States!
🔗 20:46Lithobraker: I've had enough of your Pledge Drive!
🔗 20:46 DarkMorford: Red Barrels standing by!
🔗 20:46 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: !neptune
🔗 20:46 LRRbot: Snooty Patootie
🔗 20:46Aerotrain: Money? No, sir. His endgame is... FREEDOM!
🔗 20:46ThatDangSkeleton: REALLY? A BOMB?
🔗 20:46 Antitonic: "The bombs are showing up on Ray" Oh no!
🔗 20:46Danielleai: Hrafnsvaengr, get well fast!
🔗 20:46 mtvcdm: "Mr. President, that's a bomb!"
🔗 20:46MetricFurlong: destroy it. with bullets. because america
🔗 20:46blindrift98: @Usernameriftopensinocean you have a sword fight with the president at the end of two while he where a tentacle suit that fire i believe it was rocks atop a flaming building
🔗 20:46 plummeting_sloth: Oh no... the National Guard! So they'll be beating facing down our League of Women Voters shock troops
🔗 20:47Nazriel7: With the National Guard gone, we are sending in the Beverly Hills Ninja.
🔗 20:47Pharmacistjudge: OH NO the BLACK HELICOPTERS
🔗 20:47 Hrafnsvaengr:
@Danielleai Thanks!
🔗 20:47Pharmacistjudge: and chem trails!
🔗 20:47 Antitonic: Send in Santa With Muscles!
🔗 20:47 plummeting_sloth: Really? The pride is some armed Transport Helis?
🔗 20:47 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: black helicopters, wha other color would they be?
🔗 20:47Curufean: What are they going to do? Crash on you?
🔗 20:47MetricFurlong: plummeting_sloth: news-person is prone to exaggeration
🔗 20:47 BarcodeReader321:
can we please add "Mr. president, that's a bomb." to the advice prompt? :
🔗 20:47 DarkMorford: Yeah, UH-60s aren't exactly combat choppers.
🔗 20:48Diserasta: @Plummeting_sloth I feel like they're mistaking black hawks with super cobras
🔗 20:48 Antitonic: Usernameriftopensinocean: You clearly haven't been studying your safety colour code
🔗 20:48Sektor88:
So Iean, plan to load up some more custom music for next week's session?
🔗 20:48 mtvcdm: Did we learn nothing from Mogadishu?
🔗 20:48Nazriel7: I hope they fit the mech on AIr Force One so we can make Harrison Ford quotes.
🔗 20:48Sektor88: *Ian, even.
🔗 20:48 mtvcdm: We've already been on Air Force One.
🔗 20:48 Antitonic: Are the unmarked helicopters circling the area black? Probably World Government. Not a good area for play that day.Are they blue? That’s the Sheriff’s Secret Police. They’ll keep a good eye on your kids, and hardly ever take one.
🔗 20:48 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Nazriel7 or if we fly a 2 seater...
🔗 20:48CoyoteSans: Nazriel7 We did that in the tutorial level.
🔗 20:48 Lord_Hosk: Military note, Blackhawks are not the pride of the US Military, they are exclusively a Army helicopter. Each Branch has its own UH-60 "hawk" PaveHawk, Seahawk...
🔗 20:48 lathostiran: Nazriel7 level one ended by gettiung the mech to AF1
🔗 20:48MetricFurlong: Nazriel7: how do you think we got to California?
🔗 20:49Lithobraker: So why are we here anyways? We are just blowing up the bombs...
🔗 20:49 mtvcdm: Money Money Gold?!
🔗 20:49 SchalaKitty: I love Money Money Golds hit song "$$$$$"
🔗 20:49Lord_ZYRK: Not Money Money Gold!
🔗 20:49 Damullet14: I was kind of hoping this would be the place Space Michael was from
🔗 20:49 QuarterNote_: *** the constitution we have a mech
🔗 20:49 plummeting_sloth: Man, Money money gold is really rich to have National Guard troops protecting it
🔗 20:50 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: this new batman costume is weird
🔗 20:50Nazriel7:
Shows me for coming in late. Did the chat at least make "Get off my plane" jokes?
🔗 20:50 azninja888: confirmed: Metal Wolf > The Constitution
🔗 20:50CoyoteSans: Richie Rich grown up. Good, Richie Rich is a dick.
🔗 20:50Aerotrain: Money Money Gold is a national treasure! we must convince him to support our cause
🔗 20:50 plummeting_sloth: Really... have you tried wrapping the Constitution around a missile and shooting it at it
🔗 20:50 Antitonic: Coyotesans: I thought Richie Rich became Casper
🔗 20:50Lithobraker: LA is kinda like that. It looks like cancer from the air.
🔗 20:50 Tripleyew: you monster!
🔗 20:50CoyoteSans: He's got tons of cloning vats, remember?
🔗 20:50 mtvcdm: We can get Money Money Gold to buy more scientists for us.
🔗 20:50 mercano82: LA doesn't build super tall sky scrapers like New York because of the cost of earthquake proofing them.
🔗 20:51 QuarterNote_: Now you really are Bush and CHeney
🔗 20:51ArchaicBreeze: I return to find Ian has gone 50% Rambo
🔗 20:51CoyoteSans: (I really like the occupy richie rich tumblr)
🔗 20:51 TrakoGamer: !warcrime
🔗 20:51MetricFurlong: Nazriel7, we were too distracted by Air Force one launching out of a secret undergound base on the Whitehouse grounds and clipping the roof of the Lincoln Memorial
🔗 20:51 plummeting_sloth: So... we're not really in a position to disarm these bombs are we?
🔗 20:51 Tripleyew: Ian is anti-science, confirmed
🔗 20:51ThatDangSkeleton: I think the report will find you were killed by aliens, as cam would say
🔗 20:51 emberBecky: L.A. tends to be short and spread out, actually. Some tall buildings (esp. downtown) but mostly not.
🔗 20:51 plummeting_sloth: worlds smallest Battalion
🔗 20:51 mtvcdm: This is actually a bit tall for Beverly Hills, actually.
🔗 20:51Danielleai: putting sock in it, sounds like something a terrorist would do
🔗 20:52Lithobraker: Well, I wouldn't consider these buildings that tall. only 5 stories
🔗 20:52Sektor88: I can only iamgine how Ian would feel playing Dynasty Warriors Gundam with a custom J-Rock soundtrack
🔗 20:52 mtvcdm: I'd say lop a story off most of these buildings and get some more parkland in there.
🔗 20:52CoyoteSans: Never been to California, so I just assume this is all 100% geographically accurate.
🔗 20:52Lithobraker: it's like one or 2 stories more than normal
🔗 20:52MetricFurlong: Danielleai, a communist terrorist at that
🔗 20:52 plummeting_sloth: take that, random unarmed helicopter!
🔗 20:52Vulcnor: That is the news chopper stop shooting it.
🔗 20:53aesir_blade: That was the helicopter the news guy is in
🔗 20:53Abcxyq: I'm from California; I can confirm that we are all rich mansion owners named Money Money Gold
🔗 20:53Lithobraker: there was a bomb back there I think
🔗 20:53 plummeting_sloth: ah, the miracle of birth
🔗 20:53 DarkMorford: !pardonfuck
🔗 20:53 LRRbot:
7 pardons-fuck for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 20:53Nazriel7: Metricfurlong: Then I understand completely.
🔗 20:53 plummeting_sloth: War is hell... well with a J-pop sountrack
🔗 20:53ArchaicBreeze: Why did they not make the Metal Wolf look like wolf...?
🔗 20:53Chemistring: I guess if we're the only humans left alive in America at the end, we win?
🔗 20:53Pharmacistjudge: Has Ian never played Crazy Taxi?
🔗 20:53ArchaicBreeze: Or call it Metal Eagle or somesuch?
🔗 20:54 Lysander_Gustav: I think that other helicopter was the annoying newscaster
🔗 20:54Sektor88: gib monies
🔗 20:54 mtvcdm: Now WE are Money Money Gold.
🔗 20:54 plummeting_sloth: did they rig up the money to explode?
🔗 20:54Nazriel7: This just in, President murderstomps trees.
🔗 20:54ArchaicBreeze: might only last five CRAZY minutes
🔗 20:54 mtvcdm: I think her name is Jody.
🔗 20:55 Omega_Lairon: Cue The Offspring's "All I Want"
🔗 20:55 TrakoGamer: the POWs you "rescued"
🔗 20:55MetricFurlong: mtvcdm: it is
🔗 20:55 plummeting_sloth: now listen here Balinda
🔗 20:55 QuarterNote_: Oh god dammit did we pick up a bard
🔗 20:55Skip_dippety: It seems like a lot of the voices in this game have done a voice or two in a Shenmue game at some point
🔗 20:55Nazriel7: Dammit Vice President. Keep Tipper Gore away from the music labels
🔗 20:55 plummeting_sloth: "Rescued by sending straight to heaven"
🔗 20:55 SuitablyEpic: as the president, I feel you would be more concerned with the well being of your military.
🔗 20:55 tehspud: Joe Biden has no interest in taking over the country, he just wants to wash his Firebird and sell some pot
🔗 20:55Arclight_Dynamo: Was that an Al Gore/Tipper Gore reference?
🔗 20:55 plummeting_sloth: Ian, quick... go fight the navy and find some sailor
🔗 20:55Lithobraker: Joe biden's too busy waxing his T-Bird on the national mall
🔗 20:55 SchalaKitty: More Mass = More VIT?
🔗 20:55 SuitablyEpic: I see this game ending with an invasion after you single handedly destroy your own army
🔗 20:56 mtvcdm: Speed limit 45? Here?
🔗 20:56 LackingSanity_: Joe Biden just wants all the waifus
🔗 20:56CoyoteSans: I imagine Footloose.... in a mech. Yes. Yes.
🔗 20:56 mtvcdm: Who is driving 45 down these roads?
🔗 20:56 Lysander_Gustav: Tron-ing is a thing now, I guess
🔗 20:56 plummeting_sloth: This is all just a big play by the Secretary of Un-health and Mech services
🔗 20:56 Lysander_Gustav: Hoverboards
🔗 20:57 plummeting_sloth: she's Cori, Ian, not Siri
🔗 20:57 Lysander_Gustav: One-done
🔗 20:57 KinoGami: this a dreamcast game?
🔗 20:57angelofdust337: Kinogami Original Xbox
🔗 20:57MetricFurlong: KinoGami, original Xbox
🔗 20:57 KinoGami: very nice character model
🔗 20:58 mtvcdm: That's more Beverly Hills there.
🔗 20:58 plummeting_sloth: sounds like someones going through a mid-mech crisis, Mr President
🔗 20:58Esuke_Ren: Burnin' down the house!
🔗 20:58Lord_ZYRK: Mr. President, tear down this wall!
🔗 20:58Lancer873: Mister president, BLOW UP THAT WALL
🔗 20:58 plummeting_sloth: glad they put a car alarm on that bomb
🔗 20:58 plummeting_sloth: least someone steal it's sterio
🔗 20:58farleyf: That would be as good as when blizzard came out with the Deckerd Cain GPS voice
🔗 20:59Diserasta: Did you just 40mm a GUY
🔗 20:59Lithobraker: I'm still waiting for my GladOS siri
🔗 20:59Lord_ZYRK: HEADSHOT
🔗 20:59 KinoGami: dat run tho
🔗 20:59 plummeting_sloth: you just shot a man with an anti-tank round Ian. I hope your happy
🔗 20:59splatty1: the 122mm varient of the m24
🔗 21:00 plummeting_sloth: Missil-ing happy
🔗 21:00Aerotrain: she's very disappointed in you, ian
🔗 21:00 PsychoI3oy: the m24 is a fancy remington 700 hunting rifle
🔗 21:00 DarkMorford googles lovely homes
🔗 21:00 mtvcdm: Stop Googling at those lovely homes!
🔗 21:00 Lysander_Gustav: Was it supposed to be "ogling?"
🔗 21:00 plummeting_sloth: "Can I google myself in your office?"
🔗 21:00 PsychoI3oy: it can be chambered in a lot of rounds but I don't think any of them come in explosive
🔗 21:01Nazriel7: Protip: Don't bid on a house until you've brought the neighborhood's value down some more.
🔗 21:01Diserasta: @Splatty1 Just straight 2S7 strapped to a gun.
🔗 21:01Danielleai closes her curtains so Google can't peep in on her lovely home...that isn't hers
🔗 21:01Danielleai: nothing to see here
🔗 21:01CoyoteSans: Nazriel7 How very Scooby Doo Villain.
🔗 21:01 Edroach: Recognize this song? I own the album.
🔗 21:01 Edroach:
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
🔗 21:01peeps_champ: The Lovely Bones. That's the shitty movie with Marky Mark, right? Wait, that leaves too much to interpretation.
🔗 21:02ElementalAlchemist: Are you ever going to get IDDQDerp in on it so that the Tuesdays in question have only rhythm games?
🔗 21:02Abcxyq: Heather from Hodor's Handhelds
🔗 21:02MetricFurlong: I've just realised I now need to ruin my sleep by watching this stream until this game is over
🔗 21:02 SchalaKitty: But will Rhythm Game Tuesdays include Patapon? Or no PSP streaming.
🔗 21:02 QuarterNote_: HEART WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET AMERICA
🔗 21:02 Omega_Lairon: "You should only concern yourself with *my* yammering commentary"
🔗 21:02 plummeting_sloth: please America... keep our cannon fodder in your prayers
🔗 21:02 mtvcdm: With all your heart!
🔗 21:02Inwoods: What music are they playing? "owen down?" "dawn?"
🔗 21:02 Lysander_Gustav: You can find that newscaster's helicopter and shoot it down
🔗 21:02 Damullet14: Inwoods: Ouendan
🔗 21:03 Damullet14: Inwoods: I don't know what it is, but that is how it's spelt
🔗 21:03 mtvcdm: 45, for the non-americans in the audience, is edge-of-town, almost-highway speed in the US.
🔗 21:03MetricFurlong: Asian Kung Fu Generation aka that band what did the 4th opening for the first Fullmetal Alchemist series
🔗 21:03angelofdust337: how many more targets does Ian have?
🔗 21:03 CaptainSpam: Yeah, it's terrible how they just leave shipping containers just lying outside of mansions in Beverly Hills.
🔗 21:03Sektor88: HNNNG Blazing so good!
🔗 21:04Diserasta: It should include Osu! too
🔗 21:04 mtvcdm: Or rural highway, that too.
🔗 21:04Nazriel7: @Coyotesans: Metal Wolf was really Old Man Withers!
🔗 21:04Sektor88: Also 2nd g-reco OP is just so..ugh
🔗 21:04 CaptainSpam: Yep, those, too.
🔗 21:04Lithobraker: you just bast a bomb, go back the other way
🔗 21:04 plummeting_sloth: take that, Trellis of the Imperialist dogs!
🔗 21:05ArchaicBreeze: Ian "Call me Mister President" Horner
🔗 21:05splatty1: find the rest of the bombs
🔗 21:05 Omega_Lairon: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos
🔗 21:05Vulcnor: Why does your radar keep cutting out?
🔗 21:05Sektor88: how about 10 hour epic sax?
🔗 21:05 Lord_Hosk: As far as Im concerned if you are smashing up the state you are earning my vote in the next election Mr President.
🔗 21:05 plummeting_sloth: keep the bombs from blowing up everything by blowing up all the bombs and also eveyrhitn else
🔗 21:05Vulcnor: radar == minimap.
🔗 21:05 DarkMorford: Vulcnor, the evil VP has radar jammers set up
🔗 21:06 LordoftheFros: Oh, G-Reco. Why didn't you DO anything with the stuff you established? Why are you not good? I wanted you to be good...
🔗 21:06aesir_blade: Strawberry!
🔗 21:06 plummeting_sloth: I do hope you end up fighting a giant Mechanized Electoral College
🔗 21:06farleyf: The only other president to do this much damage was in Saints Row IV
🔗 21:06Vulcnor: Ah. Thank you.
🔗 21:06 Scarbble: what is the best mech game ever and why is it metal wolf chaos
🔗 21:06 Egreif: so... you're the president, or vice president?
🔗 21:07Nazriel7: President
🔗 21:07Sektor88: I'm enjoying g-reco even though some of the factions are confusing. And only 2 episodes left!
🔗 21:07CoyoteSans: President. The Vice-President usurped us with a COO DAY-TAT.
🔗 21:07Diserasta: N Billion Dollars of property damage, where N is a number approaching the GDP of the world.
🔗 21:07TacitusVigil: This will make for very entertaining civil war 2 reenactments 150 years in the future.
🔗 21:07farleyf: El presidente
🔗 21:07Diserasta: According to an exponential function
🔗 21:07 mtvcdm: It will take $57.51 billion in propert damage to keep the bus going for another hour.
🔗 21:07 plummeting_sloth: yes, this is how Americans do recall elections
🔗 21:07Nazriel7: The Vice President claimed to be more patriotic and had more gun racks.
🔗 21:07Aerotrain: he succeeded. freedom is dead. but we're unkilling it... with guns
🔗 21:08Diserasta: SEED wasn't really for kids
🔗 21:08Sektor88:
Well if Gundam sousei told me anything, it's that we're all gundam fans
🔗 21:08Sektor88: diserasta: can we just forget seed happened?
🔗 21:08Vulcnor: Wing was so kids.
🔗 21:08 Lord_Hosk: Listen Cori, as long as One person is free in America, the "Koo da ta" is unsuccessful
🔗 21:08Esuke_Ren: Gundam Wing?
🔗 21:08angelofdust337: Well Unicorn was pretty much a very serious continuation of the original Gundam timeline
🔗 21:09 mtvcdm: We almost got KTFO.
🔗 21:09Diserasta: @Sektor88 *shrugs* If you want. I personally enjoyed it.
🔗 21:09 TrakoGamer: oppan Gundam style
🔗 21:09Sektor88: Gundam wing...no thanks <_<
🔗 21:09ImmoralEthicist: So Ian doesn't recognize non-UC Gundam?
🔗 21:09Esuke_Ren: Where does that place on the Kids<-> Adult scale?
🔗 21:09 SachielOne: LoadingReadyRun: The bombs have proximity triggers.
🔗 21:09Sektor88: Univesal century is best, hands down
🔗 21:09Vulcnor: Gundam Wing is not Universal century
🔗 21:09Sektor88: well, that's my feelings on it
🔗 21:09ImmoralEthicist: So no love for Wing, SEED, or 00?
🔗 21:09 DarkMorford: Does Ian recognize Future Century and the amazing cheesiness that is G Gundam?
🔗 21:09Noxenluxe: The 8th MS Team?
🔗 21:09Sektor88: I watched the 1st gundam the origin last week. SO GOOD
🔗 21:10Compleatly: So has Ian gotten all of his seamen killed yet?
🔗 21:10Sektor88:
noxenluxe: it's UC, so acceptable
🔗 21:10Nazriel7: Geez I remember watching Gundam Wing on Toonami when I was like.... 14
🔗 21:10Esuke_Ren: lol G Gundam is crazy badgood
🔗 21:10Sektor88: 08th MS is a good intro
🔗 21:10Lord_ZYRK: LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
🔗 21:10 Scarbble: G Gundam is the literal best
🔗 21:10Vulcnor: Oh god no, leave G Gundam in the dark place where is belongs.
🔗 21:10Okipokute: haha, love the tie bandana
🔗 21:10 LordoftheFros: G Gundam is great
🔗 21:10 Lysander_Gustav: Robotech?
🔗 21:10ImmoralEthicist: Including Char's Counterattack?
🔗 21:10Esuke_Ren: My hand burns with an awesome power!
🔗 21:10Sektor88: Ian! Seriously, start Cori on gundam the Origin. It's so good
🔗 21:10Okipokute: get it? g is for great
🔗 21:10angelofdust337: G-Gundam must be seen
🔗 21:11 SachielOne: The Gundam the Origin manga is the best way to get the 0079 story.
🔗 21:11Sektor88: 0083 is sweet
🔗 21:11Lord_ZYRK: Well, G is for "great"
🔗 21:11Esuke_Ren: yeah, I like 0083
🔗 21:11angelofdust337: 0083 starts good but just falls apart as it goes along
🔗 21:11 DarkMorford: G Gundam is amazing. It's totally cheesy, but it owns it. It embraces its own corniness.
🔗 21:11Diserasta: Macross? Yes please.
🔗 21:12Sektor88: I need to watch Gunbuster. Also five star stories
🔗 21:12Sektor88: MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN
🔗 21:12 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 21:12CaffeinatedLemur: but its ok, we have a veritech... wait were is our protomatter?
🔗 21:12 LordoftheFros: Ian, why you use grenades on explosives? You were told explicitly not to do that.
🔗 21:12Vulcnor: Threre was a PS2 Macross video game.
🔗 21:12Diserasta: Ian is kill
🔗 21:12 Havok4: Many failures.
🔗 21:12 Lord_Hosk: gundam wing suffers from the 80-90's Japanese tv. last time on gundam, next time on gundam
🔗 21:12 plummeting_sloth: you can't die... the President Pro Temp is unavialable
🔗 21:12 Damullet14: night, Ian
🔗 21:12 Damullet14: night, Cori
🔗 21:12TheRealJonSnow: RIP in piece Mr. President.
🔗 21:12 azninja888: mr president? mr president?? mr presideeeeeeeennnnnttt!!!!
🔗 21:12Sektor88: And Giant Robo, that's also on my list
🔗 21:12CaffeinatedLemur: vulcnor: it was on xbox, ps2 and gamecube
🔗 21:12 Damullet14: Night, Mr. President
🔗 21:12Nazriel7: Azninja888 beat me to it.
🔗 21:12CaffeinatedLemur: I played it on stream once
🔗 21:12Esuke_Ren: Is it true Gunbuster and FLCL are in the same universe?
🔗 21:12TacitusVigil: Don't worry, if the president dies we'll just get the vice-president...oh, right...
🔗 21:12 CaptainSpam: Your secretary sounds needlessly over-sarcastic.
🔗 21:12Diserasta: @Vulcnor Did it implement the eponymous missile massacre?
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: diserasta: yes it does
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: so many missiles
🔗 21:13Vulcnor: CaffeinatedLemur I men the one that had the Motorcycle Suit.
🔗 21:13Nazriel7: The assistant just fired all of the nukes in despair.
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: all of the missiles
🔗 21:13angelofdust337: Diebuster is pretty much proto-Gurren Lagann
🔗 21:13 Lord_Hosk: hackers?
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: vulcnor: I know the one with all the original voice actors
🔗 21:13ImmoralEthicist: I'm pretty sure Rules of Nature is the objectively correct song to listen to while playing this
🔗 21:13Okipokute: itano circuses?
🔗 21:13Sektor88: Wait! Music audip up in options?
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: where you actually fly a veritech
🔗 21:13Baranastra: Can we rush to Washington?
🔗 21:13CaffeinatedLemur: vulcnor: oh you mean the cheap teribad one?
🔗 21:13Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur Excellent. Have I ever mentioned I love mecha games?
🔗 21:13 Edroach: I never got into Gundam beyond watching a few of the series on Toonami, they always seemed to melodramatic. it's like the soaps the robots will watch when they exterminate mankind
🔗 21:14 Edroach: but the Gundam original series PS2 game was pretty fantastic
🔗 21:14 TrakoGamer: dat smirk
🔗 21:14 mtvcdm: I'm dying
🔗 21:14CaffeinatedLemur: diserasta: nice I did do Front Mission 3 and Front Mission 4 awhile back
🔗 21:14 LackingSanity_: What
🔗 21:14 plummeting_sloth: she's improving them on the spot, and is also a terrible improviser
🔗 21:14Esuke_Ren: And the president is Michael Douglas hahaha
🔗 21:14Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur The Armoured Core games are pretty sweet
🔗 21:14Sektor88: edroach: you robably saw wing. IMO not a good gundam series at all
🔗 21:14 Edroach: argh i typo'd "too" on the internet
🔗 21:15Sektor88: Armored core OCRemix soundtrack would do well here
🔗 21:15 Edroach: Sektor88 wing, 8th ms team (prob my fav) a lot of the orig series, and at least 1 other though I forget
🔗 21:15Esuke_Ren: Yeah cause he plays the President in "The American President"
🔗 21:15TheRealJonSnow: The grammar nazis will be swooping down on us any minute now.
🔗 21:15Skip_dippety: My cocaine?
🔗 21:15 Lord_Hosk: Michael Stockpole?
🔗 21:15 plummeting_sloth: Truly... this is just the West Wing with mech suits
🔗 21:15Sektor88: edroach: 08th MS is sweet. Watch Unicorn too. It's short but amazeballs good
🔗 21:16 LordoftheFros: So, Ian, it looks like you can kill yourself by boosting. You health seemed to drop one point once your shield was completely consumed.
🔗 21:16Baranastra:
Wouldn't falling into the Canyon be just... Grand.
🔗 21:16Kurisugohan: Well it's more like "Arizona of blood and gunsmoke"
🔗 21:16 Edroach: and whatever the gundam was a feww years ago i never watched, but seemed to generate a lot of um, "fanart"
🔗 21:16Lord_ZYRK: LordoftheFros, already known
🔗 21:16 LordoftheFros: Ah.
🔗 21:16 Lord_Hosk: Michael Fassbender?
🔗 21:16Diserasta: @Edroach Mmmmm. Fanna- I mean wut, I KNOW NOTHING
🔗 21:16 Edroach: Sektor88 i will keep that in mind thanks!
🔗 21:16 Lord_Hosk: Michael Cera?
🔗 21:16 plummeting_sloth: turn in your gun and badge... and don't jump in that giant mech on your way out
🔗 21:17 LRRbot:
3 deaths for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 21:17 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 21:17 LRRbot: darkmorford: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 21:17OneirosGolem: Well that was pretty great
🔗 21:17ArchaicBreeze: "See if you can do it again" she said...
🔗 21:17 AdmiralMemo: Hahahahaha
🔗 21:17 LordoftheFros:
HAve a nice trip. See you next... Fall!
🔗 21:17Spacecarl: I looked away for a second. was it a cliff?
🔗 21:17Abcxyq: This game, much like Justice, is unforgiving.
🔗 21:17MetricFurlong: so it turns out this is From Software where it's possible to die a lot. who knew?
🔗 21:17splatty1: now lets go to phoenix i hear it has less cliffs
🔗 21:17 plummeting_sloth: Secretary of Energy SNAAAAKKKKEEEE
🔗 21:18 AdmiralMemo: Spacecarl, Yep. He just jumped away from the enemies and backwards off the cliff
🔗 21:18 azninja888: Ian "Nothing keeps me on the ground" Horner
🔗 21:18Lithobraker: This game :https://i.imgur.com/qDUzWoy.gifv
🔗 21:18Okipokute: imagine if she was the secretary of genki
🔗 21:18Spacecarl: Thanks Memo
🔗 21:18ArchaicBreeze: dat sunset
🔗 21:18Okipokute: nepnep secretary
🔗 21:18BaronVonRatsworth: They have found Ian's greatest weakness...cliffs.
🔗 21:19 LRRbot:
4 deaths for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 21:19 Edroach: hey you have a visor! lens flare actually makes sense!
🔗 21:19OneirosGolem: Nice shot Ian
🔗 21:19Vulcnor: Why did you do that?!
🔗 21:19 LordoftheFros: You brought that one on yourself.
🔗 21:19Spolin:
🔗 21:19WarriorZangetsu: SNAAAAAAAAAKE
🔗 21:19Sektor88:
let's try the other mission again.
🔗 21:19 mtvcdm: And Ian puts himself into the ground like a flagstaff.
🔗 21:19 Lysander_Gustav: Jump-slam to your death
🔗 21:19Taveena: Oh, wow, I got here when streaming was actually happening!
🔗 21:19 Scarbble: look up the sgdq 2014 metal wolf chaos run
🔗 21:19 Scarbble: it is so, so, so good
🔗 21:19 plummeting_sloth: A narrow path... the ultimate anti-mech tech
🔗 21:19Taveena:
I have no idea what's going on.
🔗 21:19Vulcnor: "Sniping"
🔗 21:19Okipokute: this is exactly why they're building this military base in the grand canyon, it's ian's worst enemy
🔗 21:19 CaptainSpam: To be honest, I wouldn't expect a topheavy hunk of metal like that to be very good dealing with cliffs.
🔗 21:20Taveena: How does that mech avoid falling over.
🔗 21:20Compleatly: \quote Ian
🔗 21:20Pump19: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 21:20 mtvcdm: But he rises, phoenix-like. hopefully he can stay atop these mesas and spring a nasty surprise, as long as he keeps his tempe.
🔗 21:20 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: my knees are sore tonight after work, worst part about having bad knees is after saying something like that people wanna make certain jokes
🔗 21:20 Edroach: oh ya, last shot at my campaign to have "Don't kick the Lava Bear" added to !advice
🔗 21:20 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: my bad knees come from I slipped in the show once and landed directly on my knees.
🔗 21:21Taveena: That is solid advice.
🔗 21:21 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, *snerk*
🔗 21:21Compleatly: !advice
🔗 21:21 LRRbot: Just jam it in there.
🔗 21:21Abcxyq: It's fine!
🔗 21:21BaronVonRatsworth: Kicking the lava bear is the best way to de-Feet them.
🔗 21:21 Omega_Lairon: No bridge means no clipping through bridge? FLAWLESS!
🔗 21:21 mtvcdm:
Ummmmmmm...
🔗 21:21 Lysander_Gustav: Waffles?
🔗 21:21 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, Hunh... Didn't know Michael J. Fox was Canadian
🔗 21:21 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Baranastra actually I think the person kicking will be de-feeted
🔗 21:22Vulcnor: Went to get a beer, what the hell did you do to the bridge?
🔗 21:22Sektor88: ummm. sir.
🔗 21:22Taveena: This is the game where the president has a mech suit?
🔗 21:22 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Admiralmemo yup just like all the best actors
🔗 21:22 Edroach: Taveena sure seems like it
🔗 21:22 Hrafnsvaengr: Why do we keep jumpsploding, out of curiosity?
🔗 21:22Compleatly: Horner-san why have you done this
🔗 21:22 AdmiralMemo:
UsernameRiftOpensInOcean, Shatner and Nimoy?
🔗 21:22Esuke_Ren: You still have to blow it up
🔗 21:22OneirosGolem: Loch Lomond?
🔗 21:22 Lord_Hosk: Lady Hosk "Oh Michael Cera is Canadian? he must be related to Justin Beiber, maybe he can call his mother"
🔗 21:23 plummeting_sloth: wait, no... we actually do have a birdseed gun,. Use that
🔗 21:23BaronVonRatsworth: Feed the birds bullets.
🔗 21:23Vulcnor: It was a no bazooka box.
🔗 21:23 Edroach: that bridge doesnt seem liek the safest place to be
🔗 21:23 azninja888: bullet = mech suit bird seed
🔗 21:23Esuke_Ren: Now smart guy, how do you get back?
🔗 21:23 plummeting_sloth: Pancakes of War
🔗 21:23Vulcnor: Bird shot Plummeting_Sloth, bird-shot.
🔗 21:23farleyf: So who wants some POW pancakes
🔗 21:23 Edroach: Destroy the pagodas! They are missing at least 5 tiers!
🔗 21:23 AdmiralMemo: Ian "Nothing to worry about.... any more..." Horner
🔗 21:24Taveena: I want a gun that literally shoots birdseed.
🔗 21:24Taveena: Aggressively feeding wildlife.
🔗 21:24MrJWhit: Oh, I'm thinking about making an omelette tomorrow, anything I know (specifically flipping) before I burn myself?
🔗 21:24 Edroach: I wonder if you could put it in that salt gun
🔗 21:24 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: john candy, jim carrey, james doohan, nathan fillion, michael j fox, shatner, michael ironside, joshua jackson,
🔗 21:24 KinoGami: i keep hearing what sounds like the door open alarm that would sound in my parents old nissan...
🔗 21:24 mtvcdm: I was standing in a corner, Grand Canyon, Arizona, such a fine sight to see/ It's the Prez, my Lord, and he just got bored, so he's coming out to blow up me.
🔗 21:24 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: graham stark as well
🔗 21:25 Edroach: does Mrs Butterworth count?
🔗 21:25 Hrafnsvaengr: Wait, what?
🔗 21:25Taveena: there are a lot of canadians
🔗 21:25Taveena: [citation needed]
🔗 21:25MetricFurlong: UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: Will Arnett is Canadian?!
🔗 21:25farleyf: What about William Shatner
🔗 21:25 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Edroach sorry but my mom works for Quaker Oats so I'm an Aunt Jemima guy
🔗 21:25 Lord_Hosk: Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, William Shatner
🔗 21:25 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Metricfurlong apparently
🔗 21:26 Lord_Hosk: 34 million Canadians, and they all know each other.
🔗 21:26 Hrafnsvaengr: Me, I guess? I'm a Canadian...
🔗 21:26ArchaicBreeze: Canada is responsible for the band Blood Ceremony... Therefore ther win.
🔗 21:26 mtvcdm: Oh no, it's the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office!
🔗 21:26Taveena: I thought Shatner was from space.
🔗 21:26 BusTed:
How do you know? Didn't they get rid of the census?
🔗 21:26Baranastra: Saskatchewan hit a million civilians... A few years ago?
🔗 21:26TacitusVigil:
Taveena: Kirk is from Iowa; he only works in space.
🔗 21:26 Hrafnsvaengr: So what you're saying is...slam all the bridges?
🔗 21:27Rootpotato: It's some kinda bridge slam
🔗 21:27Taveena: Riverside, Iowa. How do I know that.
🔗 21:27farleyf: Same thing can be said for our Aussie celebs
🔗 21:27Arclight_Dynamo: Busted: Ugh, don't remind me.
🔗 21:27 mtvcdm: He was knighted by Money Money Gold, probably.
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil: No, the same rules for president apply to the veep.
🔗 21:27Taveena: I've never watched Star Trek why do I- OH. Right, I know from ERB.
🔗 21:27 CaptainSpam: See, I'd accept this a bit more if you had to fight your way up the chain of succession.
🔗 21:27 LRRbot:
5 deaths for Metal Wolf Chaos on I, Horner
🔗 21:27Lithobraker: "supply" of troops
🔗 21:27 BusTed: It is pretty unfortunate.
🔗 21:27 KittyKibitzer:
Taveena : dont forget planet earth
🔗 21:27 Omega_Lairon: That keeps happening...
🔗 21:27 Lord_Hosk: The same rules do not apply to the line of succession
🔗 21:27 Edroach: Heather: Only you can create more Canadians®
🔗 21:27 plummeting_sloth: you have to 43 and not succumb to gravity
🔗 21:27Sektor88: You did well, Ian.
🔗 21:27 Hrafnsvaengr: Why exactly is a president in a giant robot?
🔗 21:27Ankarnus:
Ayyyyyy Mr. P 
🔗 21:27 Lysander_Gustav: !fliptable
🔗 21:28splatty1: what have we learned
🔗 21:28Arclight_Dynamo: Aw.
🔗 21:28Arclight_Dynamo:
Ian.
🔗 21:28Taveena: Oh god he looks so sad.
🔗 21:28 mtvcdm: patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
🔗 21:28Taveena: I want to hug him.
🔗 21:28MetricFurlong: Freedom is Daed In America
🔗 21:28 SchalaKitty: Poor Ian.
🔗 21:28Diserasta: </3 Ian
🔗 21:28 Tripleyew: President Ian, out!
🔗 21:28 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Hrafnsvaengr well after nixon got in there was precedent
🔗 21:28MetricFurlong: !lrr
🔗 21:28 LordoftheFros: Poor, broken Ian.
🔗 21:28Kapol42: Bye Ian McIan Ianson and Cori McCori Coridotter!
🔗 21:28Zibanitu: Awwwww, so pitiable...
🔗 21:28 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: why is ian so sad?
🔗 21:28 AdmiralMemo: !uptime
🔗 21:28 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:01
🔗 21:28Pharmacistjudge: OH NO MR...Prime minister of Canada?!?
🔗 21:28Compleatly: \quote
🔗 21:28Pump19: Quote #15: "Any game that uses the word "decoupler"… I would never touch." —Adam [2015-02-17]
🔗 21:28Baranastra: That was a !tragic slip
🔗 21:28 mtvcdm: This is the saddest, best spiel ever.
🔗 21:28Lithobraker: MR PRESIDENT!
🔗 21:28OneirosGolem: !highlight
🔗 21:28Sektor88: cori please hug Ian for chat
🔗 21:28 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean hugs @Loadingreadyrun
🔗 21:28farleyf: This has been awesome thanks Ian and Cori
🔗 21:28Baranastra: $tragic slip
🔗 21:28MrJWhit: Woah, thanks Vulcnor.
🔗 21:28Mtgcommanderbot: Tragic Slip | Instant, {B} | Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
🔗 21:28Esuke_Ren: THis game is the Bane to Ian's Batman
🔗 21:28 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 21:28 Lysander_Gustav: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
🔗 21:28 AdmiralMemo: Ian goes robot mode
🔗 21:28Baranastra:
🔗 21:28 SchalaKitty: Bey President Ian and First Lady Cori!
🔗 21:28Lord_ZYRK: That reminds me of the docks in Steel Battalion. Certain areas are too weak for anything but lightweight mechs, and you will fall into the sea and die by trying to cross them.
🔗 21:28TimbrePanic: Goodbye Mr. Presidents
🔗 21:28TacitusVigil: Lord_hosk: They don't for the line of succession except vp, but do if you are to become president.
🔗 21:28 BusTed: Thank you, Mr. President.
🔗 21:28MetricFurlong: bye
🔗 21:28Zibanitu: Good night!
🔗 21:28 Lysander_Gustav: Thank you for playing, Ian and Cori!
🔗 21:28 Trippzen: Bye Ian & Cory. Thanks for streams.
🔗 21:28Aerotrain: goodnight, mr president
🔗 21:28 Edroach: *drops mic*
🔗 21:28farleyf: Best screenshot
🔗 21:28 Tripleyew: thanks for the stream, Ian and Cori, and thanks for the freedom, Mr. President
🔗 21:28Lancer873: What kind of attitude is this. THIS IS AMERICA.
🔗 21:28Zibanitu: lrrEFF Bridges.
🔗 21:28Arclight_Dynamo: Right, then. Goodnight chat.
🔗 21:28 AdmiralMemo: Cori "On Twitter, too" Dickenson
🔗 21:28 Havok4:
🔗 21:28Lord_ZYRK: It was a great stream. Goodnight all.
🔗 21:28Vulcnor: Bridges w/ bazookas
🔗 21:29 mtvcdm: Our crumbling infrastructure.
🔗 21:29Baranastra: Thank you Ian.
🔗 21:29 Lysander_Gustav: !tilt
🔗 21:29 LRRbot:
1 tilt for Metal Wolf Chaos on Unknown
🔗 21:29MetricFurlong: now it's half past 4 AM and I need to sleep
🔗 21:29Diserasta: Good night Ian and Cori
🔗 21:29BaronVonRatsworth: Bridges, Ian's worst enemy
🔗 21:29Lithobraker: !game good
🔗 21:29 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on Unknown is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 21:29NotJustAFleshWound: Good night!
🔗 21:29Rootpotato: That was some kind of bridge slam
🔗 21:29Diserasta: And Ian just broke
🔗 21:29Lord_ZYRK: !game good
🔗 21:29 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 21:29Compleatly: \patreon
🔗 21:29Zibanitu: Dream of Sharkzookas, everyone!
🔗 21:29 Edroach: !game good
🔗 21:29MetricFurlong: so goodnight chat
🔗 21:29 AdmiralMemo: Night, Chat.
🔗 21:29angelofdust337: night
🔗 21:29Noxenluxe: !game good
🔗 21:29 BarcodeReader321: poor Ian, good night all!
🔗 21:29 Tripleyew: 'night, LRRchat
🔗 21:30 Hrafnsvaengr: Right. Time to go back upstairs, say goodnight to the boyfriend, then come back down to my office so he doesn't get plagued
🔗 21:30Baranastra: !advice
🔗 21:30 LRRbot: Use absolute aggression.
🔗 21:30 LRRbot: Rating for Metal Wolf Chaos on Unknown is now 100% (5/5)
🔗 21:30 Lysander_Gustav: !nextfan
🔗 21:30 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: !feedme
🔗 21:31Diserasta: Okay, question. Can I sign up for the fanstreams now that I have solid up
🔗 21:31 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: it's always funny hearing people say my long usernames out loud. they just say them as though my names are completely normal
🔗 21:31 Lysander_Gustav: I think you might have to do it over at the Lrr forum, not sure entirely
🔗 21:31 Lysander_Gustav: !fanstream
🔗 21:31CaffeinatedLemur: diserasta just email me either via twitch, or the forums and I will help get you calendar access
🔗 21:32Taveena: So... this is probably a dumb question, but. Any idea on how I could find Part 4 of GPLP Metal Gear Rising? >>
🔗 21:33CaffeinatedLemur: taveena, probably via the GPLP playlist on youtube.com/loadyingreadylive
🔗 21:33CaffeinatedLemur: let me check
🔗 21:33Taveena: It's not there, for some reason. ;-;
🔗 21:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 12:00 PM PDT (14:26 from now)
🔗 21:33CaffeinatedLemur: it may not be uploaded yet... or may be missing
🔗 21:34Taveena: Yeah. As is most of The Witcher, I think, unless they stopped after the first stream.
🔗 21:34 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Rvleshrac all the better to eat you with
🔗 21:34CaffeinatedLemur: witcher they stopped
🔗 21:34Taveena: Oh. Okay!
🔗 21:34RvLeshrac: Every Witcher stream I've ever seen, the streamers ignore the tutorial and then complain about not knowing any of the things explained during the tutorial.
🔗 21:35RvLeshrac: (It is also sidequests as far as the eye can see)
🔗 21:35CaffeinatedLemur: rvleshrac: they decided it was a fun game just not very stream friendlyt
🔗 21:35CaffeinatedLemur: taveena iirc that may be from the period of time of lost recordings? foxmar320 would know
🔗 21:36Taveena: Time of Lost Recordings?
🔗 21:36RvLeshrac: There was an... incident.
🔗 21:36CaffeinatedLemur:
yeah sadly not every broadcast is available
🔗 21:36Taveena:
jeez, that does suck.
🔗 21:37 Antitonic: What's missing?
🔗 21:37Taveena: GPLP Metal Gear Rising pt 4. ><
🔗 21:37CaffeinatedLemur: foxmar320: you still have that master list of uploads for the streams?
🔗 21:37 Foxmar320: hold on ill check
🔗 21:37Taveena: you people are wonderful.
🔗 21:37 Antitonic: I was archiving until Twitch changed how they store chunks
🔗 21:37 Foxmar320:
in middle of iron banner in destiny
🔗 21:37Taveena: thank you so much for being so helpful!
🔗 21:37Taveena: I don't have anything better to do. <<
🔗 21:37CaffeinatedLemur: no worries man
🔗 21:38Taveena: I would offer you some of my pizza but A: I haven't ordered it yet, B: it doesn't have a USB cable.
🔗 21:38 Foxmar320: Part 4 is not online. Alex has not left a note as to why tho
🔗 21:39Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur Okay, I've posted on the forum link and PM'd you. Time to go make ffsplit works.
🔗 21:39 Foxmar320: this is the original one
🔗 21:39Taveena: Oh, man, you have a spreadsheet?
🔗 21:39 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: @Taveena pizza doesn't come with a usb cable anymore? man first printers and now pizza jeez
🔗 21:39CaffeinatedLemur: diserasta: thanks will check in a minute and get back to you right away
🔗 21:39Chemistring: Taveena, there's always spreadsheets. Always.
🔗 21:39Diserasta: Also, does anyone here have experience streaming with only one monitor? It's a bit of a nightmare
🔗 21:39 Antitonic: Yeyeyeye
🔗 21:40Taveena: Spreadsheets are wonderful.
🔗 21:40CaffeinatedLemur: I used to use one monitor for awhile
🔗 21:40Diserasta:
@Antitonic Oh nuts. I just realised my stream would be stepping on your toes, I'll move it
🔗 21:40Diserasta: @Antitonic When do you usually finish up?
🔗 21:40 Antitonic: Diserasta: It's fine, there can be multiples. That's why they invented MultiTwitch
🔗 21:40 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: do you guys think hydra's need to brand everything may come from having to hide who they are for decades?
🔗 21:40Diserasta: @Antitonic Works for me
🔗 21:41 Antitonic: I usually finish at 8pm AEST
🔗 21:41 Antitonic: For reference, it's 3:40pm now
🔗 21:41CaffeinatedLemur: usernameriftopensinocean: and having the same branding instuctors/vp's that shield has
🔗 21:42Diserasta: Also, would anybody be willing to help me do a tech test in half an hour?
🔗 21:42 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: yeah but shield is an international agency with authority, hydra is supernazis they arebasically walking around with swastikas on their outfits all the time
🔗 21:42 Antitonic: Diserasta: Hey yo
🔗 21:43 AdmiralMemo: OK, I'm looking at the DTK spoilers... We had Lash of the Whip, 4B for -4/-4... Then Throttle, 4B for -4/-4... Now we have Flatten, 3B for -4/-4, just completely obsoleting 2 cards in Standard at the same time.
🔗 21:43Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur Sweet. Now I just need to find a 3.5mm cable to outright cannibalise (so my mic broke, and now I'm hotwiring my iphone into my pc. It's great)
🔗 21:44Diserasta: @Antitonic I mean you.
🔗 21:44Diserasta: @Antitonic God I'm unco-ordinated
🔗 21:44 Antitonic: Sneaky Chemistring, how can I give you a proper welcome when I'm offline?
🔗 21:45 Antitonic: Just for that, your card is going to be weird.
🔗 21:45Chemistring: Sad thing is, I'll miss most of your streams due to sleep times.
🔗 21:45Chemistring: But if I'm awake....I'll know about them
🔗 21:45CaffeinatedLemur:
diserasta: you are added, just a few rules, keep your calendar upto date, and put your full twitch addresss www.twitch.tv/diserasta in the where field
🔗 21:46Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur Will do.
🔗 21:46 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: good night
🔗 21:46Chemistring: g'night username
🔗 21:46 UsernameRiftOpensInOcean: working tomorrow night may not be in chat much
🔗 21:50JohnLockeCole: !next
🔗 21:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 12:00 PM PDT (14:09 from now)
🔗 21:50JohnLockeCole: !nextfan
🔗 21:51CaffeinatedLemur: because I laughed
🔗 21:52JohnLockeCole: oh hey caff, I cought up on your tennis stream
🔗 21:52JohnLockeCole: it kind of looks like in that game if you dont win your first three tourneys you're kind of hosed, because the comps have outleveled you now
🔗 21:53 Antitonic: And TrakoGamer, thanks for following, although you might not be here...?
🔗 21:53CaffeinatedLemur: not really, you still have to play good tennis and I wasnt
🔗 21:53JohnLockeCole: to be fair all I know about tennis I learned from that stream
🔗 21:55JohnLockeCole: ((sorry I grew up in Texas, if you want to discuss how to play a game of football well I could say some things, but I've only breifly even seen tennis))
🔗 21:55Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur So I've added myself to the calender
🔗 21:55CaffeinatedLemur: cool cool
🔗 21:56 Antitonic: Chemistring, you still here?
🔗 21:57Diserasta: @Antitonic Quick Question. What's an acceptable bitrate? My streaming knowledge is non-existent
🔗 21:58 Antitonic: Bluuh... Give me a sec
🔗 21:58Diserasta: @Antitonic Sure
🔗 21:58 Antitonic: Video Requirements Codec: H.264 (x264)
🔗 22:00Chemistring: Right I'm out for the night. Thanks for the card, Antitonic!
🔗 22:01 Antitonic: All good Chemistring, night!
🔗 22:01CaffeinatedLemur: diserasta: my advice on bitrate is to remember that not everyone will be able to watch you the higher your bitrate goes...
🔗 22:02CaffeinatedLemur: so try to find one that gets across what you are doing and dont be afraid to take shortcuts
🔗 22:02CaffeinatedLemur: 25fps instead of 30fps. 540p instead of 720p
🔗 22:03Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur what's the 540p again? Can't remember the width. So, I've done some local tests and is it just me or is below 1000kbps look like arse/
🔗 22:03CaffeinatedLemur: for me 540p at 25fp runs at 1300kpbs
🔗 22:03Diserasta: Or am I too picky
🔗 22:05CaffeinatedLemur: 960x540
🔗 22:05CaffeinatedLemur: but play around, find what works for you
🔗 22:07RvLeshrac: ~2-3mbit is OK. Anything more than that is pushing it with Twitch.
🔗 22:07Diserasta: Anyone have idea how I can use my phone as a mic without a male to male 3.5mm. It's like the only cable I *don't* have.
🔗 22:08RvLeshrac: Even when I'm pulling a solid 8-10mbit on a speedtest, Twitch still barely delivers video to me at 1mbit.
🔗 22:08RvLeshrac: Don't use a phone as a mic.
🔗 22:08CaffeinatedLemur: rvleshrac: for twitch ingest sure, but then you are limiting how many people can watch, as their connections need to be good enough since you dont get transcoding
🔗 22:08CaffeinatedLemur: rvleshrac: that could also be your isp throttling twitch
🔗 22:08Diserasta: @Rvleshrac My desktop mic is broken, and my phone's mic is more acceptable than the built in lappy one
🔗 22:09RvLeshrac: caffeinatedlemur: Definitely not, since it is random.
🔗 22:09CaffeinatedLemur: ah, gotcha
🔗 22:10RvLeshrac: caffeinatedlemur: Twitch also has shitty routing, so I can't watch video on a half-dozen of the servers.
🔗 22:10CaffeinatedLemur: yeah I manually select my ingest server
🔗 22:10RvLeshrac: caffeinatedlemur: I thought that might be me, but then I remembered TraceTCP is a thing, and I can see everything right up to the Twitch edge-server, no problems.
🔗 22:11RvLeshrac: caffeinatedlemur: I'm talking about down. I don't stream.
🔗 22:11Diserasta: @Rvleshrac And anyway, what's wrong with a phone mic?
🔗 22:11RvLeshrac: caffeinatedlemur: video07, video11, video20, video21, and a few more I haven't seen much of
🔗 22:11CaffeinatedLemur: I purposefully choose a lowlatency server to make less lag for those watching
🔗 22:13RvLeshrac: diserasta: Phone mics are bargain-basement. Usually sounds like people are speaking from the inside of a tin can.
🔗 22:13Diserasta: @Rvleshrac Better than no mic.
🔗 22:13CaffeinatedLemur: calling it a night, have fun everyone.
🔗 22:13 Antitonic: Night Lemur
🔗 22:13Diserasta: @Caffeinatedlemur Night. Thanks for the help
🔗 22:14Diserasta: But okay, I guess I should wait till my new mic comes in
🔗 22:14RvLeshrac: Barely! Get like a $10 PS2/3 USB headset from Gamestop for a backup, if you get a nicer one.
🔗 22:15Diserasta: Anyway, I'm off now
🔗 22:15 Antitonic: Diserasta: Did you want an overlay?
🔗 22:15Diserasta: @Antitonic I would love one, if one's being offered
🔗 22:16RvLeshrac: Apparently "James" and "Adam" are going to be on the stream "together" Saturday.
🔗 22:17Diserasta: Fair enough. Are you on just the one monitor? And if that's the case, what program are you using?
🔗 22:17 Antitonic: Technically I've got two, but with a smaller game, I can get away with one. I'm using XSplit
🔗 22:18Diserasta: @Antitonic Sure.
🔗 22:19 Antitonic: If you've got to leave, you can send a PM or email or something to hammer out some details, otherwise I can start some preliminary work now
🔗 22:20Diserasta: @Antitonic Nah, I just needed to restart the pc. Back now
🔗 22:20Diserasta: Or, on phone now
🔗 22:20Diserasta: While pc is reboot
🔗 22:20Diserasta: I'd love to hammer out some details
🔗 22:21 Antitonic:
Well, how about we take this to your chat? Save some spam from here?
🔗 23:45LRRTwitter:
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