🔗 01:14 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (10:45 from now)
🔗 01:17 TrakoGamer: !nextfan
🔗 01:17 LRRbot:
Next scheduled fan stream: Too Damn Late w/ TStodden (http://www.twitch.tv/TStodden) at Tue 12:00 AM PDT (1:17 ago), Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (9:42 from now)
🔗 02:17 NovaGirl5: Any chatizins here?
🔗 02:31 AdmiralMemo: NovaGirl5, Me
🔗 03:47 TrakoGamer: !live
🔗 03:48 TrakoGamer: !nextfan
🔗 03:48 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (7:11 from now)
🔗 04:28 AdmiralMemo sighs
🔗 05:16All_Mankind: hai chat
🔗 05:21All_Mankind: what are you wearing?
🔗 05:21All_Mankind: i mean doing
🔗 05:34 LambMower: I'm wearing NOTHING AT AAAALL! The state can't stop me, I'm FREEEEEEEEEE!
🔗 05:34 LambMower runs off into the sunset
🔗 05:34All_Mankind: cool beans
🔗 05:34All_Mankind: so to speak
🔗 05:35All_Mankind: damn, i'm witty
🔗 05:43All_Mankind: my life savings at this moment amount to about 300 dollars
🔗 05:43All_Mankind: i appreciate you don't have the kind of public support network as i can rely on, but i think you'll be fine
🔗 05:44 AdmiralMemo: All_Mankind: I hope so. I've got more savings than that, but with no income, that'll dry up eventually.
🔗 05:45All_Mankind: you're employable, at least, probably. . .
🔗 05:47All_Mankind: i always thought when science made it so we didn't actually need all adults to work 8 hours a day to support everyone, the benefits would be shared between everyone
🔗 05:47All_Mankind: but then i learned in the stone age people worked about 3 hours a day on average
🔗 05:49All_Mankind: and there wasn't actually a global organization working to figure out the best way to spend our resources to benefit everyone
🔗 05:51All_Mankind: if i could go back in time to visit myself as a child and give me one piece of advice, it'd be to try and create that organization
🔗 06:12Compleatly: !viewers
🔗 06:12 LRRbot: Stream is not live. 104 users in the chat.
🔗 06:12All_Mankind: so aaanyway
🔗 06:13All_Mankind: i wish you luck on your "putting food on the table" venture
🔗 06:14All_Mankind: i just drank all my bad decision juice and it seems like a good decision to spend 10% of my budget for the next two weeks to get some more
🔗 06:15All_Mankind: writing is less frightening when you're drunk
🔗 06:15 AdmiralMemo: All_Mankind: Maybe I can find some contacts at the convention I'm attending on Friday.
🔗 06:16All_Mankind: when my book is done and i'm famous and people offer me cocaine on parties i'm going to say "no thanks i'm off the clock"
🔗 06:17All_Mankind: you get to go to conventions huh. America is truly the promised land
🔗 06:18 AdmiralMemo: Well, I scheduled and paid for this convention long before I lost my job.
🔗 06:18 AdmiralMemo: So, I might as well make the best of it.
🔗 06:21All_Mankind: i was going to complain we have no cons in this part of the world, but then i remembered there's actually one in my town this month
🔗 06:21All_Mankind: called "nerdcon"
🔗 06:23All_Mankind: should probably go to that
🔗 06:24All_Mankind: it's only 5% of my budget. . .assuming i don't buy anything
🔗 06:45All_Mankind: funny story, apropos money, i just checked out a book by Dorothy Parker from the library and found out it seemed to have been signed
🔗 06:46All_Mankind: i wonder what that might have been worth
🔗 07:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (4:53 from now)
🔗 07:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (3:53 from now)
🔗 07:07koizom: Anyone know what was the url to the full fanstream schedule?
🔗 07:09All_Mankind: !nextfan
🔗 07:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (3:50 from now)
🔗 07:09All_Mankind: !fanstream
🔗 07:09All_Mankind: that's it i guess
🔗 07:09koizom: yah, thanks
🔗 07:10All_Mankind: no probs
🔗 07:10All_Mankind: socializing helps me write for some reason
🔗 07:11koizom: I really need to bookmark this stuff sometime so I don't have to ask about it so often
🔗 07:19All_Mankind: bookmarks is probably the easier option
🔗 07:29All_Mankind funks out to Still Aliive (the other one)
🔗 07:30All_Mankind: the one from Portal is dead clever and fun and a great piece of writing, but it doesn't rock like the one from Mirror's Edge
🔗 07:33All_Mankind: in the fuck, marry or kill of videogame theme songs named "Still Alive", it's marry GLaDOS, bone Faith and aren't we lucky there's only two of them so far
🔗 07:36All_Mankind: if i could kill a song, it might be The Awakening from Final Fantasy 6. it's my uncontested favorite song recorded in the history of our species, and it'd be interesting to open the floor to some other contestants
🔗 07:41Compleatly: !advice
🔗 07:41 LRRbot: Punch all the fire.
🔗 07:54All_Mankind: !advice
🔗 07:54 LRRbot: Avoid hitting police cars.
🔗 07:54All_Mankind: always handly
🔗 08:54DrChillbrain: !next
🔗 08:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (3:05 from now)
🔗 09:07 LRRbot: We need to move.
🔗 09:07 LRRbot: Currently live: Beej's Backlog
🔗 09:07 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 09:07 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 09:08 LRRbot: Quote #48: "I don't quite like weaponizing my ability to make conversation." —Cameron [2015-02-12]
🔗 09:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (2:50 from now)
🔗 09:34 Canageek: The sads. No one is life.
🔗 09:35Compleatly: they're all dead canageek
🔗 09:41 mtvcdm: Good morning/evening/afternoon.
🔗 09:44TwistedPear: \patreon
🔗 10:13All_Mankind: i was just taking a walk
🔗 10:15All_Mankind: down by the river, lied down in a field, leaned on a sun-hot concrete water spout, drank licor 43 and wrote a bit of scenery
🔗 10:30All_Mankind: what a waste of time
🔗 10:31All_Mankind: when did everything become so much of a hassle to do outside of my head?
🔗 10:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (24m from now)
🔗 10:38 Canageek: Compleatly Dammit. I guess it will ifnally give me time to catch up on my backlog.
🔗 10:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1:21 from now)
🔗 10:38 Canageek: !nextfan
🔗 10:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (21m from now)
🔗 10:43TwistedPear: \last.fm ihorner
🔗 10:43Pump19: Ian Horner is listening to "Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars)" by Mark Ronson
🔗 10:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled fan stream: Roleplay Stream - Durugai streams his RP session! Start between 20:00 and 21:00 CEST! (twitch.tv/durugai) at Tue 11:00 AM PDT (16m from now)
🔗 10:44 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: looks like Ian is like me and can't stop listening to that song
🔗 10:44 Zyme86: @Canageek honey no
🔗 10:45 AdmiralMemo: \last.fm AdmiralMemo
🔗 10:45Pump19: Michael Moore last listened to "I'm a Believer" by Smash Mouth
🔗 10:45 Canageek: Zyme86 It just went up
🔗 10:45 Canageek: Zyme86 and I only caught the end live
🔗 10:45Metric_Furlong: Canageek, you're in for an... experience
🔗 10:45 Canageek: Also crystallography has lots of periods of "Sit there and wait for the x-rays to accumulate"
🔗 10:45 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: so I'm going through old checkpoint pluses to put a list together of the the username commercials
🔗 10:45 Canageek: Metric_furlong I've seen pt 1 and the first one.
🔗 10:46 LRRbot: Avoid hitting police cars.
🔗 10:46 Canageek: Defeatedbyusernamekaiju I have never subbed during Checkpoint+
🔗 10:46 Canageek: Defeatedbyusernamekaiju DialMforMara would love a timestamp of hers though
🔗 10:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: well if I find it, when I say the username commercials I mean I'm putting together a list of my subs.
🔗 10:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I don't have time to catalogue every Kathleen commercial
🔗 10:47 Zyme86: I subbed during + once, but I find I prefer renewing for shows I enjoy more, like adam's stream
🔗 10:47Metric_Furlong: I subbed once, which result in the stream screeching to a halt for several minutes as everyone tried to calculate how long a metric furlong would be
🔗 10:47 AdmiralMemo:
If/when I get a new job... I've got a plan. 
🔗 10:48 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: oh ***
🔗 10:48Metric_Furlong: so I think mine's better off left lost to the archives
🔗 10:48 Canageek: Defeatedbyusernamekaiju Oh, ok.
🔗 10:48 AdmiralMemo: But I'm still wondering if I'll get a job any time soon...
🔗 10:49 Canageek: Admiralmemo Best of luck. What type of jobs are you looking for?
🔗 10:49Metric_Furlong: (about 200 metres, in case anyone was wondering)
🔗 10:49 Canageek imagines Memo is in fact a high ranking navel officer selling himself as a merc
🔗 10:49 AdmiralMemo: Canageek, Tech Support in Balitmore, Maryland
🔗 10:49 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: so far I've only got the first 2, if only there was a way to look up past subs or when an account was made
🔗 10:49 AdmiralMemo:
Canageek: Star Trek Admiral, not ocean. 
🔗 10:50 Canageek: Admiralmemo Good luck!
🔗 10:50 AdmiralMemo: Canageek: Good lucks only go so far... I've held out for 9 months, but...
🔗 10:51 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'm watching old checkpoint plus and reading megacynics why do I have to work in 3 hours
🔗 10:52 3DDotNikkiWolf: I just got off work a while ago, myself XD
🔗 10:52 Canageek: I'm at work, waiting for XRD to run
🔗 10:52 Zyme86: @Canageek I have no idea what I am watching
🔗 10:52 Canageek: Diffract X-rays, Diffract!
🔗 10:52 AdmiralMemo: I wish I were at work.
🔗 10:52 Canageek: Zyme86 Cookie Clicker + half-naked animal people.
🔗 10:52 3DDotNikkiWolf: Speaking of Checkpoint, I didn't think that Kathleen would do a submercial for me yesterday, since I shared my resub before they went live.
🔗 10:53 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I live near the town that has like the worst unemployment in the country
🔗 10:53 Zyme86: @Canageek I got taht part
🔗 10:53 Canageek: Zyme86 Good for W&P?
🔗 10:53 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @3ddotnikkiwolf they will do commercials from prestream, I use that to make sure I get a commercial
🔗 10:53 Zyme86: Maybe for 10 min
🔗 10:54 3DDotNikkiWolf: I kinda took a chance, since they weren't live when I had to go to work.
🔗 10:54 Zyme86: The characters repeated so often it looked like
🔗 10:54 Canageek: Zyme86 Well yeah, I was thinking 5 minutes of icebreaker at teh start of the game
🔗 10:54 3DDotNikkiWolf: I sadly have to work Monday nights, so I never do get to see Checkpoint live D:
🔗 10:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now)
🔗 10:59 mtvcdm: So Kathleen sent out the DB volunteer survey this morning.
🔗 11:02 Canageek:
Dammit, this crystal is salt 
🔗 11:02 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju:
ok I have a problem with this comic here http://www.megacynics.com/2012/01/04 never once in comic has she complained about not having a bf and you don't owe a date to everyone who asks you
🔗 11:02 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: yeah not a big deal but still
🔗 11:02 Canageek: Mtvcdm DialMForMara is still trying to arrange a time to give Tally the scarf she knit for the Craftalong sinec we live in Vancouver
🔗 11:03 AdmiralMemo: DefeatedByUsernameKaiju, The one thing that really bugs me about MegaCynics is the navigation. Every other webcomic has first and last on the outside.
🔗 11:05 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: yeah but after readin some comics that don't even have that at all
🔗 11:05 AdmiralMemo: Eh... Yeah.
🔗 11:11 mtvcdm: Annnnnd volunteer survey filled out and submitted.
🔗 11:12 mtvcdm: (If by some chance there's someone else in here who got a survey, the deadline is the 12th, and then Kathleen's going to start making cuts.)
🔗 11:19 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (40m from now)
🔗 11:27 Canageek: Things I hate: K(NO3)
🔗 11:28morgoth_bauglyr: why
🔗 11:29 Canageek: Morgoth_bauglyr It crystallizes really easily
🔗 11:32 Zyme86:
@Canageek why so 
peter?
🔗 11:37 Canageek: Zyme86 It is a lot of work loading a crystal, centering it and setting up a run, then you find it is a salt
🔗 11:37 Canageek: I use a uranium nitrate salt, and a potassium salt, so I get saltpeter a fair bit
🔗 11:43 Zyme86: Where'd you get that form, Fiestaware?
🔗 11:44DrChillbrain: !next
🔗 11:44 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (15m from now)
🔗 11:45 AdmiralMemo: So... Anyone want to see something interesting, at least politically?
🔗 11:45 mtvcdm: Go for it, memo.
🔗 11:45 mtvcdm: I have 538 bookmarked, so.
🔗 11:45 AdmiralMemo: I knew it was bad... I didn't realize how bad until now...
🔗 11:45bratmon: Oh god what?
🔗 11:46 mtvcdm: Ah yes, the gerrymander maps.
🔗 11:46 AdmiralMemo: Particularly the historical maps.
🔗 11:46 AdmiralMemo: It USED to make sense
🔗 11:47 AdmiralMemo:
Wait... The changes started in 1982? DEAR LORD! THAT'S WHEN I WAS BORN! I CAUSED THIS! 
🔗 11:47morgoth_bauglyr: the dark blue names are near invisible on the dark chat
🔗 11:48DrChillbrain: Great job, memo .n.
🔗 11:48DrChillbrain: (I have no idea what you guys are talking about)
🔗 11:48 PhoenixMelior: I can't read dark chat, too many names get lost
🔗 11:48morgoth_bauglyr: it's a us thing
🔗 11:48 AdmiralMemo: DrChillbrain, Gerrymandering in Maryland
🔗 11:49 AdmiralMemo: DrChillbrain, And in general
🔗 11:49Earthenone: i was born in 1991, i caused desert storm
🔗 11:49 miniwak: hey chat
🔗 11:50 AdmiralMemo: miniwak, Howdy!
🔗 11:50DrChillbrain: I was born in 92. What did
🔗 11:50DrChillbrain: I cause
🔗 11:50DrChillbrain: Yo miniwak
🔗 11:50 miniwak: @AdmiralMemo suuuuup
🔗 11:50 AdmiralMemo: PhoenixMelior, Morgoth_bauglyr: Sorry. It works well on the light background.
🔗 11:50 miniwak: yo @DrChillbrain
🔗 11:51 PhoenixMelior: it does, but it's also hard on the eyes. At least... it would be, but trying to read all the weird names on black is harder
🔗 11:51 AdmiralMemo: DrChillbrain: The LA Riots, it seems
🔗 11:51Earthenone: Hurricane Andrew property damage was $25 billion -- most expensive natural disaster in U.S. history at the time.
🔗 11:51 PhoenixMelior: i was born the day after the fall of the USSR
🔗 11:51 AdmiralMemo: PhoenixMelior, Morgoth_bauglyr: Better TTV helps, as it just ends up purple.
🔗 11:52 TXC2: PhoenixMelior: you knew, that could mean 1989 OR 1992
🔗 11:52 mtvcdm: I was born on the day of... lemme see here... a cricket match. GEE THANKS INTERNET YOUR'S SO HELPFUL
🔗 11:53 AdmiralMemo checks what happened on his birthday
🔗 11:53 AdmiralMemo: May 12, 1982: "Spanish priest Juan María Fernández y Krohn tries to stab Pope John Paul II with a bayonet during the latter's pilgrimage to the shrine at Fátima." Oh gee THANKS
🔗 11:53Metric_Furlong: AdmiralMemo, it's more charcoal than anything else, although I realise you seecolours differetly to most
🔗 11:53 TXC2: PhoenixMelior 89 was the fall of the Berlin wall, the USSR folded in 92
🔗 11:53 AdmiralMemo: Metric_Furlong: Well it was supposed to be dark navy blue for that one month I had Turbo
🔗 11:53Earthenone: woah i serched my birthday
🔗 11:53 PhoenixMelior: txc2 not according to wikipedia, it was dissolved in 91
🔗 11:53 AdmiralMemo: Metric_Furlong, And then I never changed it since
🔗 11:54Compleatly: !advice
🔗 11:54 LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 11:54Compleatly: !viewers
🔗 11:54 LRRbot: Stream is not live. 150 users in the chat.
🔗 11:54 TXC2: PhoenixMelior huh, i guess i was wrong
🔗 11:54Earthenone: Estonia, North Korea, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, the Marshall Islands and Micronesia join the United Nations and The first version of the Linux kernel (0.01) is released to the Internet.
🔗 11:54Metric_Furlong: I was born in '89, causing the Berlin Wall to be demolished
🔗 11:54Compleatly points at Metric_Furlong
🔗 11:55Compleatly: So old!
🔗 11:55Metric_Furlong: bah, you kids these days
🔗 11:55 3DDotNikkiWolf: I know that Mega Man 5 was released on the day I was born. Am I special?
🔗 11:56 AdmiralMemo: Metric_Furlong, You young whippersnapper
🔗 11:56 TXC2:
3DDotNikkiWolf: like a snowflake
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: I'm turning 24 in 20 days. *sob*
🔗 11:56DrChillbrain: 3ddotnikkiwolf, wasn't that the one Jer played on stream? Or was that 4?
🔗 11:56 mtvcdm: January 17, 1985 British Telecom announces the retirement of the United Kingdom's famous red telephone boxes. So my birthday has that going on.
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: The worst part is Heather won't be able to wish me a happy birthday
🔗 11:56 AdmiralMemo: Metric_Furlong, When you were 1, I was touring the US in a motor home.
🔗 11:56 Anubis169: heyoho!
🔗 11:56 3DDotNikkiWolf: @Drchillbrain I wouldn't know. I didn't watch.
🔗 11:57DrChillbrain: On my birthday, George Gobel, comedian, dies of heart attack. hurrah.
🔗 11:57 Anubis169 bounces in
🔗 11:57 Taveena: Is it considered rude to share your resub during checkpoint
🔗 11:57 TXC2: hello Snubis169 welcome
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: Taveena hell no
🔗 11:57 Taveena: Okay. Phew.
🔗 11:57 Anubis169: Taveena, not at all
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: that's when you get Kathleen commercials
🔗 11:57 AdmiralMemo: Taveena: Nope. Some people wait for just that.
🔗 11:57Compleatly: PhoenixMelior I can cheer you up in the face of your growing old and moldy.
🔗 11:57 Anubis169: but you've gotta be very fast
🔗 11:57 Taveena: When do you need to do it?
🔗 11:57DrChillbrain: Also, Lea miserables opens at theatre St. Denis, montreal
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: they don't have the notifier up during the stream so they'll just make a note
🔗 11:57DrChillbrain: *les
🔗 11:57Earthenone: you have to be fast, and show up early on the off chance they start on time
🔗 11:57 nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior, 24, oh you are such a gerber happy gerber day
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: Taveena before 15 people sub that day. That's it
🔗 11:58 AdmiralMemo: Taveena, Within the first 15 of the day if you want a full commercial.
🔗 11:58 Taveena: So I should just
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior:
Compleatly good
🔗 11:58 Taveena: Click super fast after it starts?
🔗 11:58 AdmiralMemo: Taveena, Basically yes
🔗 11:58 nightvalien28: Taveena, when you see the signal that they went online, click it
🔗 11:58 Taveena: TIME TO NOT MOVE FROM THE COMPUTER FOR SEVERAL HOURS.
🔗 11:58 AdmiralMemo: Taveena, Depends on the day, though. Some days are slower than others.
🔗 11:58 AdmiralMemo: Taveena: You do realize it's Tuesday today right?
🔗 11:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1m from now)
🔗 11:58 3DDotNikkiWolf: On the day I was born, George H.W. Bush apparently sent people to be in the Somalia Civil War...and I was also born when the Andy Griffith Show was playing on TV.
🔗 11:58 Taveena: the calender is
🔗 11:58 Canageek: Is it true that she has stopped doing them during KStW?
🔗 11:59DrChillbrain: On my first birthday, Billy Joel got a honorary diploma from Hicksville high school.
🔗 11:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (53s from now)
🔗 11:59Compleatly:
Well that's your fault for being australian Taveena
🔗 11:59 AdmiralMemo: Taveena: You can save it for like a couple weeks.
🔗 11:59 AdmiralMemo: Taveena, So maybe next Monday?
🔗 11:59 miniwak: oh chat ypu might know
🔗 11:59Compleatly: the chat knows nothing
🔗 11:59 AdmiralMemo:
miniwak, Nope.
🔗 11:59Compleatly: never trust the chat
🔗 11:59 miniwak: does windows 10 still have the on-screen keyboard available
🔗 11:59Compleatly: do not let the chat touch you
🔗 11:59Compleatly: it is not a real doctor.
🔗 11:59 miniwak: mate of mine wants to know
🔗 11:59 LRRbot: Tickle the yak.
🔗 12:00 AdmiralMemo:
miniwak, What Chat is thinking?
🔗 12:00 3DDotNikkiWolf:
Chat doesn't know anything. In fact, chat will drain you of intelligence with every in its being.
🔗 12:00 mtvcdm: Do not let the chat tickle the yak.
🔗 12:00Compleatly: I will never be defeated by the chat.
🔗 12:00 AdmiralMemo: Taveena: Boo... Well, report that to Paul
🔗 12:00Compleatly: I've defeated the chat once I can do it again
🔗 12:00 Taveena: How should I report it?
🔗 12:00Metric_Furlong: 3DDotNikkiWolf, well, that depends on who in chat you're talking to
🔗 12:008 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 12:01 mtvcdm: Resub signal!
🔗 12:01Metric_Furlong: signal
🔗 12:01All_Mankind: hot dang!
🔗 12:01 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 12:01 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 12:01 3DDotNikkiWolf: I certainly don't know anything. I just stock the sales floor.
🔗 12:01 Taveena: alright. thank you.
🔗 12:01 AdmiralMemo: !show refresh
🔗 12:01GapFiller: we are live
🔗 12:01 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 12:01 LRRbot: Currently live: Heather's Handhelds
🔗 12:01 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 12:01 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 12:01Metric_Furlong: All_Mankind, yep, freshly baked dang straight from the oven
🔗 12:01 Taveena: Oh, someone else just posted it.
🔗 12:01 nightvalien28: aw man some dumbass american destroyed hitchbot
🔗 12:01 Taveena: Probably not necessary for me to as well.
🔗 12:01morgoth_bauglyr: set sail!
🔗 12:01 TXC2: so is this gonna best the finale?
🔗 12:01 UnspokenKibbles: I am very much hoping for Bonus Kathleen here
🔗 12:01 hascow: we got STREAM SIGN!
🔗 12:02All_Mankind: just like mama used to dang
🔗 12:02 Zyme86: we have JRPG music
🔗 12:02Metric_Furlong:
Nightvalien28, so, an American destroyed hitchbot?
🔗 12:02Earthenone: it would be weird if hitchbot made it through america when most hitchhikers dont
🔗 12:02 nightvalien28: Metric_Furlong, yup
🔗 12:02 qrpth: admiralmemo: There is no !show refresh
🔗 12:02 AdmiralMemo: qrpth: Heh
🔗 12:02 nightvalien28: Earthenone, it made through canada
🔗 12:02 TXC2: there is no spoon
🔗 12:02hascow subscribed for 19 months in a row!
🔗 12:02 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, hascow! (Today's storm count: 1)
🔗 12:02 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 12:02 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem: Awakening (rating 96%)
🔗 12:02GapFiller: good evening ladies
🔗 12:02Sektor88: Yay Heather and Kathleen!
🔗 12:02 nightvalien28: yay heather and tired and kathleen
🔗 12:02 Zyme86: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
🔗 12:02 CaffeinatedLemur: coffee?
🔗 12:02 TXC2: hello Heather and Kathleen
🔗 12:02Sektor88:
coffee would be nice...
🔗 12:02 Angnor33: Hello Heather! Hello Kathleen!
🔗 12:02All_Mankind: hello tired, i'm dad
🔗 12:02 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: forgot I had this open
🔗 12:02 CaffeinatedLemur: Someone summon the coffee?
🔗 12:03 3DDotNikkiWolf: Good mornafterevening, Katheather.
🔗 12:03 nightvalien28: the lemur is alert
🔗 12:03 AdmiralMemo: Hascow! Enter the hymen store! Two men are scorched and burned! Kite me a sign!
🔗 12:03 Anubis169: oh come ON internet
🔗 12:03 emberBecky: hallo Kathleen and Heather ^_^
🔗 12:03 Anubis169: stop being toilets
🔗 12:03 AdmiralMemo: [/old joke]
🔗 12:03Thylian1: Hey Heather, Kathleen, and chat
🔗 12:03 qrpth: admiralmemo: The show is set by XSplit whenever it feels like doing it.
🔗 12:03morgoth_bauglyr: ye warme room
🔗 12:03 hascow: ooh, Dschingis Khan references
🔗 12:03Metric_Furlong: no more Rhythm Tuesday, I see
🔗 12:03 CaffeinatedLemur: It is tiny room
🔗 12:04 CaffeinatedLemur: sing honeywell sing
🔗 12:04 UnspokenKibbles: Dear Dr. Kathleen, I have a need for some horrible advice. How should I do my QA job?
🔗 12:04All_Mankind: will the moonbase Mk IV be actually underground where it's cool?
🔗 12:04XYBAheart: this is my first time watching straight through twitch rather than youtube and you can really feel the difference.
🔗 12:04 AdmiralMemo:
hascow: I was singing it about a year ago during a FanDraft. I just remembered it during editing them for YouTube.
🔗 12:04 RAICx: Hello Heather, Kathleen and chat
🔗 12:04GapFiller: ah the Tenchi solution
🔗 12:04 TXC2: hello RAICx welcome
🔗 12:04 miniwak: greetings heather and kathleen. i shall only be around in that for a few moments. i'm debating on upgrading to windows 10 from 8.1
🔗 12:04Metric_Furlong:
XYBAheart, indeed, now the buffering is *far* more annoying
🔗 12:04 mtvcdm: Anubis, don't know if you know, but the volunteer survey's out. Deadline is the 12th to fill it out.
🔗 12:04 hascow: Frederick can marry the random village girl that Chrom would marry if he was scared of every woman in your party
🔗 12:04 3DDotNikkiWolf:
Oh Kathleen, the submercial you did was pretty funny. I couldn't watch the Checkpoint broadcast until I got off work last night, but I enjoyed it 
🔗 12:04 Anubis169:
mtvcdm, already done it 
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: baww, silly kitty
🔗 12:05Thylian1: What the heck is the class Dark Flier?
🔗 12:05 mtvcdm: Me too. Best of luck to you.
🔗 12:05 AdmiralMemo: Baxter plz
🔗 12:05 Angnor33: Why do we hate Frederick again?
🔗 12:05XYBAheart: god DAMNIT Baxter!
🔗 12:05All_Mankind: make sure to turn off the keyloggers and everything if you get windows 10
🔗 12:05 Zyme86: from personal experience, cats hate suitcases
🔗 12:05Metric_Furlong: Thylian1, it seems to be a Gale Force delivery system
🔗 12:05All_Mankind: it comes with all the spyware on by default, apparently
🔗 12:05 TXC2: baxters is the one whoes 90% tail right?
🔗 12:05 Angnor33: How is MS going to learn all your passwords if you turn keylogging off?
🔗 12:05Compleatly:
metagaming is the point of a Fire Emblem game
🔗 12:05 Mowdownjoe: I've had a 30-lb dog wake me at 5 AM. I understand this.
🔗 12:06Metric_Furlong: Angnor33, does chat need a reason to hate anyone?
🔗 12:06Earthenone: so you smooshed them together just to watch the world burn?
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior: man, this book i'm reading is so depressing. Why did I like this book so much when I was in high school.
🔗 12:06hippitybobbity: !uptime
🔗 12:06 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:25
🔗 12:06 GreyGore: Evenin' chat
🔗 12:06 Angnor33: @Metric_Furlong, No, not really. We can do irrational meaningless hatred if needed.
🔗 12:06 TXC2: hello GreyGore welcome
🔗 12:06 Anubis169: ok my internet connection to twitch is apparently pure toilets today
🔗 12:06 Anubis169: medium quality at best
🔗 12:06morgoth_bauglyr: deredere
🔗 12:07 TXC2: Anubis169 welcome to my world
🔗 12:07 Cobblepotter: After seeing him say "Aww, Hamburgers", I can't help but picture him with Butters' voice.
🔗 12:07Thylian1: @miniwak, Just do it, rather than thinking of W10 as a new OS think of it as a huge upgrade to 8.1.
🔗 12:07 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: hey chat is there a way for me to check when my twitch account was made or see my sub history?
🔗 12:07XYBAheart: to see you, to be with you!
🔗 12:07 Angnor33: Nothing more romantic than blood magic.
🔗 12:07 AdmiralMemo: "We're here to congratulate Koothrapali, not KILL BATMAN."
🔗 12:07 mtvcdm: I smile with my teeth and it looks like I'm planning murder most foul.
🔗 12:07 nightvalien28: isn't smiling just growling at people, have been doing it wrong all those years?
🔗 12:07 RAICx: Que porn music
🔗 12:07Metric_Furlong: "That is huge [...] I find myself strangely attracted to you"
🔗 12:07 miniwak: that escalated quickly
🔗 12:08 Angnor33: @AdmiralMemo, House?
🔗 12:08 Mowdownjoe: WelNot with TIME TRAVEL, Kathleen!
🔗 12:08 Splash4Mirrodin: Bow Chicka Wow Wow
🔗 12:08 PhoenixMelior: Key-Elle?
🔗 12:08 AdmiralMemo: Angnor33, Big Bang Theory
🔗 12:08Earthenone: so he says "special delivery" when he errm (finishes) confirmed
🔗 12:08 Angnor33: @AdmiralMemo, Dang it.
🔗 12:08 Mowdownjoe: Sully and who?
🔗 12:08 Angnor33: I have similar smiling issues.
🔗 12:08 hascow: it's sully/stahl, IIRC
🔗 12:08 AdmiralMemo: I have a bit of a "Sheldon Smile" whenever I try.
🔗 12:08 Mangledpixel: greetings, assorted arrangements of atoms
🔗 12:09All_Mankind: Chell?
🔗 12:09 TXC2: hello Mangledpixel: welcome
🔗 12:09 nightvalien28: man her shoulder pads are wow sized
🔗 12:09 hascow: I've always pronounced her name "kyell"
🔗 12:09 AdmiralMemo:
Mangledpixel, I resent that! I'm an arrangement of quarks and electrons!
🔗 12:09 hascow: with a short y
🔗 12:09All_Mankind: in my country, the name Kjell is pronounced like Tjell
🔗 12:09Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28, I forget, is WoW-sized bigger or smaller than 40k-sized?
🔗 12:09 TXC2: i like think this woman is tiny under all that armour
🔗 12:09 nightvalien28: Metric_Furlong, smaller
🔗 12:09 Mangledpixel:
AdmiralMemo, then I was not greeting you 
🔗 12:09 UnspokenKibbles: Hey Kathleen, I've got a couple of thirsty fellows who are hungering for the next Magnum Rewatch. Do you know when it'll be out?
🔗 12:10Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28, okay, WoW is third largest ehn
🔗 12:10Metric_Furlong: *then
🔗 12:10 Splash4Mirrodin:
Aadmiralmemo: That's pretty molecool
🔗 12:10 nightvalien28: Metric_Furlong, yeah third
🔗 12:10 AdmiralMemo: Yes, yes... More Magnum Rewatch... please... please...
🔗 12:10Thylian1: Is Vaike a rouge/thief?
🔗 12:10 hascow: Vaike is the opposite of a rogue
🔗 12:10 AdmiralMemo: She's a weagle?
🔗 12:10 nightvalien28: baxter confirmed wyvern
🔗 12:11 Splash4Mirrodin: ^
🔗 12:11 Anubis169: When Magnum is work, you know you're in a weird situation
🔗 12:11 mtvcdm: You need to feed things? I've been doing it all wrong!
🔗 12:11 Splash4Mirrodin: Anubis: Sign me up!
🔗 12:11 PhoenixMelior: "Sweetie, we can have a dog, but you have to feed and watch her ALL the time, it's a BIG responsibility"
🔗 12:11 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Mangledpixel @Admiralmemo I myself am made of Ray Palmers, Al Pratts and Ryan Chois
🔗 12:11 Splash4Mirrodin:
🔗 12:11 Angnor33: I don't know about that. If you let it just pick stuff off the hillsides, who's really oging to stop it?
🔗 12:12 AdmiralMemo:
DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I would be impressed if I knew who those people were.
🔗 12:12 mtvcdm: You need to feed wyverns monkey meat?
🔗 12:12 UnspokenKibbles: Well that's one way to go "put up or shut up"
🔗 12:12 mtvcdm: "The Vaike"? Jersey Shore is over, buddy.
🔗 12:12 nightvalien28: look when you are marrying a lady and her wyvern you need to be responsible
🔗 12:12 TXC2:
surlu the valke enters you no?
🔗 12:12GapFiller: Dear Dr Kathleen: Is it wrong that I'm suddenly imaging Graham as Vaike?
🔗 12:12 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.
🔗 12:12 LRRbot: New quote #559: "His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle." —Kathleen [2015-08-04]
🔗 12:12 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Admiralmemo SHAAAAMMMMME, SHAAAAMMMMEEE
🔗 12:12 UnspokenKibbles: Dragon Rider Waifu. As opposed to Actual Dragon Waifu.
🔗 12:12 nightvalien28: GapFiller, you are not the only one
🔗 12:12 hascow: HERE WE GOOOOOO, Virion-Tharja
🔗 12:13 Splash4Mirrodin: !quote 476
🔗 12:13 LRRbot:
Quote #476: "You don't actually watch my stream? 
you, then." —Adam [2015-07-18]
🔗 12:13 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem: Awakening (rating 96%)
🔗 12:13 AdmiralMemo: DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'm sorry I'm not up on what the hip kids like these days.
🔗 12:13Ipsen13:
I 
this pair!
🔗 12:13 LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
🔗 12:13 Mangledpixel: !badadvice
🔗 12:13 LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
🔗 12:13 UnspokenKibbles: Tharja/anyone is kinda weird
🔗 12:13 nightvalien28: I am surprised the gift is not just him tied with a ribbon
🔗 12:13 PhoenixMelior: Tharja Chrom is not possbile
🔗 12:13 UnspokenKibbles: No you don't. Good lord no.
🔗 12:13 PhoenixMelior: the best is Tharja Avatar or Tharja Henry
🔗 12:13 hascow: you can't do Tharja/Chrom, Tharja/Robin is...a thing
🔗 12:14 AdmiralMemo: DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: *searches* Ah... Comics named "Atom" Got it
🔗 12:14 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Admiralmemo Al Pratt is from 1940
🔗 12:14All_Mankind: "when love blossoms in a man's heart, must he explain himslef?" no, we can all read your mind
🔗 12:14 Angnor33: If you find anyting blossoming in your heart, please consult your doctor.
🔗 12:14 Mowdownjoe: Tharja is Avatar-sexual. Regardless of gender. Sadly, no proposals will happen between Tharja and FemAvatar.
🔗 12:14 Lord_Hosk: Are you all seeing this? two of the top ten hottest women LRR on one stream! This has to be one of my top seven days of the week!
🔗 12:14 hascow: Olivia/Chrom is technically possible, but difficult, because Chrom has to sequester himself from all other women until the chapter Olivia can first be used, then just stand next ot her all chapter
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: Mowdownjoe is correct
🔗 12:14 nightvalien28: I know right, hosk
🔗 12:14 Splash4Mirrodin: ^
🔗 12:15 Lord_Hosk: Hey heather and cohost! (waves)
🔗 12:15 mtvcdm: Hey, free ring!
🔗 12:15 Taveena: "Gonna pawn this for like 60 bucks"
🔗 12:15ravensshade: is that a diamond? SCORE!
🔗 12:15 Taveena: "sweeet"
🔗 12:15Ipsen13:
Well, it IS just a finger trinket...
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: Tharja Henry also makes more sense for their child
🔗 12:15All_Mankind: S? that's the Special relationship level! (i assume)
🔗 12:15 Anubis169: All_Mankind: japanese ranking system
🔗 12:15 TXC2:
wait we have THREE mods in this chat now? are we sure this is a heather stream?
🔗 12:16 AdmiralMemo:
Hey Kathleen and CoHost.
🔗 12:16 UnspokenKibbles: Also nobody can agree on how "Tharja" is pronounced. Thar-yuh? Thar-juh? Thar-zha?
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: txc2 right?
🔗 12:16 nightvalien28: man-spawn ha I like that
🔗 12:16 Anubis169: S-rank (special or super depending on your medium) is always above A
🔗 12:16Ipsen13:
This game really hammers home the symbolism of rings.... Right?
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: @Unspokenkibbles I always said "thar-jah" but I dunno
🔗 12:16ravensshade: @Txc2 i'm quite sure that's because they've awakened
🔗 12:16Metric_Furlong:
TXC2, yeah. Now if there were three mods at a Crossing The Streams, *that* would be ridiculous
🔗 12:16 Splash4Mirrodin: @ipsen13 they're emblems, if you will
🔗 12:16 Angnor33:
Heather and Kathleen streams require heavy modding. They attract a bad crowd.
🔗 12:16 Mowdownjoe: Which one is Tharja's?
🔗 12:16 Splash4Mirrodin:
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior:
Nah, let's not go to the manor 
🔗 12:16 hascow: it's Kid Pick-Up, the new game that's not at all creepy
🔗 12:16 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Let's pick up some kids!
🔗 12:16 LRRbot: New quote #560: "Let's pick up some kids!" —Kathleen [2015-08-04]
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: 15 is Tharja's IIRC
🔗 12:17 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Kathleen I'm working my way through the MegaCynics archive, I hope you're happy. *shakes fist*
🔗 12:17 Mowdownjoe: WE MUST GET THE BLOOD AND THE THUNDER!
🔗 12:17 mtvcdm: Do we offer these kids candy?
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: The fortress and Gate are REALLY hard (6 is VERY HARD)
🔗 12:17Arichamus: "Hey kids, wanna KILL THINGS?"
🔗 12:17 Falcon_Talos: oh *** this mission...
🔗 12:17 mtvcdm: It's not like we have permadeath or anything.
🔗 12:17Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, I'm sure it'll be fine, as long as Heather remembers to check enemy attack ranges. Oh right
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior:
I'm a series vet, I can call most anyone a scrub, even myself
🔗 12:17 hascow: I don't remember this one quite yet. I'm sure I'll remember it once I see the map
🔗 12:18 Mowdownjoe:
Heather married Beej, didn't she?
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong exactly...
🔗 12:18 AdmiralMemo:
Heather: "Hardcore Casual" is taken already by Alex. You need to differentiate yourself.
🔗 12:18 nightvalien28:
dance
🔗 12:18 mtvcdm:
Dances like
🔗 12:18 MDK_Marshal: Heeeyyy Kids! How goes?
🔗 12:18 TXC2: AdmiralMemo: how about casual hardcore? kappa
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: Dancers are GREAT. Just a little squishy.
🔗 12:18 Mangledpixel dances like
🔗 12:18 TXC2: hello MDK_Marshal welcome
🔗 12:18 UnspokenKibbles: INIGOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: They BUFFED dancers in this game, when I saw Olivia could use a sword I jumped for joy
🔗 12:18Metric_Furlong:
AdmiralMemo, Heather is clearly casually hardcore
🔗 12:18 nightvalien28: inigo
🔗 12:19 PhoenixMelior: no, he's just a ladies' man
🔗 12:19 hascow: Inigo works well with white hair
🔗 12:19 nightvalien28: you killed my father... in the future now prepare to die
🔗 12:19 UnspokenKibbles:
Suave as 
🔗 12:19 miniwak: thank god for the twich app. chat on this while watch the stream on ps4. leaving pc to download windows 10
🔗 12:19Metric_Furlong: fire emblem localisations tend to be a bit weird anyway, see also frequent use of the word 'dastard'
🔗 12:19 Splash4Mirrodin:
@admiralmemo How about casual shipper?
🔗 12:19 TXC2: oh princess buttercup, the only problem with the princes bride
🔗 12:20 hascow:
oh THIS mission. this mission
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: Princess Bride... I still need to make my boyfriend watch that. Somehow he's NEVER seen it
🔗 12:20 Psychomonosis: Hey Heather! Hey Kathleen! Hope your day is well. Hey rest o chat!
🔗 12:20Metric_Furlong:
TXC2, so you're saying the biggest problem with The Princess Bride is.. the princess bride
🔗 12:20Thylian1: This makes me want to go play a Fire Emblem game....
🔗 12:20 TXC2: Metric_Furlong yes, actually
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: (I wasn't kidding when I said this map was VERY HARD)
🔗 12:20 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Phoenixmelior it was on tv friday night of conbravo, me and my sister stayed up to 2am to watch it
🔗 12:20 Mowdownjoe: Thankfully, none of the assassins know Lethality.
🔗 12:20Sektor88:
phoenixmelior, I've never seen it either. One of my exes loved it though. 
🔗 12:21ravensshade: i haven't seen the princess bride but i have seen enough bits of princess bride to feel like i've seen the princess bride
🔗 12:21 nightvalien28: dear doctor kathleen it seems that leelee will be in victoria this weekend
🔗 12:21Helpful_Advice: I think this castle needs more corridors
🔗 12:21 Falcon_Talos: oh, not the mission I thought it was, looks irritating as *** anyway.
🔗 12:21 PhoenixMelior: Sektor88 it's a very good movie, old but good
🔗 12:21 Mowdownjoe: And none of the Dark Fliers know Galeforce.
🔗 12:21Arichamus: The whole movie is an experience.
🔗 12:21Metric_Furlong: I've read The Princess Bride
🔗 12:21 TStodden reloads Codefall Gun...
🔗 12:21 nightvalien28: oh snap
🔗 12:21 nightvalien28: prepare for codefall
🔗 12:21 hascow: Olivia or Chrom to talk to him then
🔗 12:21Arichamus: It's like a weird portal to a Lost Age of Hollywood where they made fun adventure movies.
🔗 12:21Thylian1: The amount of enemies looks impressive
🔗 12:22 TXC2: the princess bride is my 7th favourite movie, i implore all of you to see it
🔗 12:22 Canageek: Oh, that is the noise in the background, Heather and Kathleen! Hi Heather and Kathleen
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: enemies only move when you step into their attack range
🔗 12:22 hascow: I highly suggest NOT taking non-upgraded units
🔗 12:22Metric_Furlong: I dunno Kathleen, that sounds an awful lot like employing a stratagey
🔗 12:22 miniwak:
so these riders........they seem to wear masks........so you could say they're masked or rather kamen......riders.......
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: UNLESS they are on a chapter with high aggro. This is not one of those chapters
🔗 12:22TransplendantBobtail: bring only cavalry and fliers! CHAAAARGE
🔗 12:22ravensshade: @Miniwak bad miniwak
🔗 12:22 RayFK: Goooood afternoon Heather, Kathleen, Chat
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: take Kellam
🔗 12:22 TXC2: hello RayFK welcome
🔗 12:22 UnspokenKibbles: Fire Emblem AI 101: Enemy units always attack the weakest unit in their movement radius, or any unit that can't attack back.
🔗 12:23 UnspokenKibbles: Kathleen are you living and learning again? Shame!
🔗 12:23 miniwak: @ravensshade im sorry. it had to be done
🔗 12:23Sektor88:
monofliers eh?
🔗 12:23 TXC2: hello Themhrb welcome
🔗 12:23 hascow: oh man, just scrolls right past Kellam going "where is he?". Perfect
🔗 12:23Metric_Furlong: why wouldn't we be taking Donnel?
🔗 12:23Thylian1: Best strategy for massive amounts of enemies is sit in a formation advancing slowly while tanking the initial damage and then nuking them with magic and finishing with the tanks
🔗 12:23 TXC2: donnel AKA "the house"
🔗 12:23 nightvalien28: donnel should always be default
🔗 12:23Earthenone: always attack the weakest you say, fredrick get in and die a hero?
🔗 12:23 UnspokenKibbles: What's the answer? Donnel. Not 42. Donnel. Doesn't matter what the question is. The answer is Donnel.
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: nah don't take Gaius
🔗 12:23Metric_Furlong: He can basically solo most maps
🔗 12:23TransplendantBobtail: @Unspokenkibbles does that mean you could send an unarmed g.Knight in as a massive damage sponge?
🔗 12:23 nightvalien28: you know what take just donnel
🔗 12:24Themhrb : Donnel is a Beast
🔗 12:24 PhoenixMelior: Gaius and Anna are gonna be a little too squishy at this level
🔗 12:24 Mowdownjoe: Anna's a little weak damage-wise now, though.
🔗 12:24 UnspokenKibbles: @Transplendantbobtail Yes! It's also a good idea to lure in enemy units you need to talk to.
🔗 12:24Themhrb : donnel solo run
🔗 12:24Metric_Furlong: mono-Donnel strategy
🔗 12:24 UnspokenKibbles: Strategy: Vigorous application of Donnel.
🔗 12:24 Angnor33: Healing is overrated. Those wounds will eventually close on their own.
🔗 12:24 PhoenixMelior: wait where did Lissa go
🔗 12:24 Angnor33:
🔗 12:24 TXC2:
just how many characters are in this game? 
🔗 12:24Themhrb : strategy:Run in with donnel and wreck them
🔗 12:25TransplendantBobtail: @Unspokenkibbles thank you this has probbably fundamentally changed how I am going to play and will likely result in Kajellle getting expolded by magic
🔗 12:25 UnspokenKibbles:
Actually, it, take everyone out, put in Bayonetta. Done. Cut, print, wrap.
🔗 12:25Themhrb : like 300
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior: she's probably the only healer Hodor has that can use Physic staves
🔗 12:25Thylian1:
Healers in FE are so unnecessary
🔗 12:25Themhrb : what about Red robin yum
🔗 12:25Themhrb : I use them but very lightly in awakening
🔗 12:26Themhrb : in the others they are a little bit useful
🔗 12:26 mtvcdm: Do we really need a strategy when Donnel's around?
🔗 12:26TransplendantBobtail: how nessicary are dancers I've played 3 FE games and I don't think they have ever survived the mission in which I recruited them?
🔗 12:26 TXC2: i like the wife/husband stat at the bottom of the screen
🔗 12:26Themhrb : dancers are crucial if you want to be ez game
🔗 12:26Themhrb :
I followed
🔗 12:26 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: well I gotta get ready to go to work. which means I gotta put on pants, well summer pants, by which I mean shorts
🔗 12:26angelofdust337: hi chat
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: uh, we ARE letting them come to us
🔗 12:26 TXC2: hello angelofdust337 welcome
🔗 12:27Metric_Furlong: hello angelofdust337
🔗 12:27Thylian1: @TransplendantBobtail, They can be really nice or just stupid and vulnerable depending on the mission and your strategy
🔗 12:27Themhrb : Olivia is hot
🔗 12:27angelofdust337: hi Txc2 Metric_furlong
🔗 12:27 RayFK: STOP HITTING ON YOUR MOM
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: Olivia is hot, but that's her SON
🔗 12:27 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 12:27 nightvalien28: *internal screaming*
🔗 12:27Arichamus: What? How?
🔗 12:27angelofdust337: So how many people are mourning Dinklebot?
🔗 12:27 nightvalien28: not me
🔗 12:27Thylian1: What does rally do?
🔗 12:28Metric_Furlong: Arichamus, time travel
🔗 12:28 TXC2: "when a maa-aan loves his momma, can't keep his mind on nothing else"
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: only the fliers come to you
🔗 12:28 Random_Robin: Rally give a stat boost to the surronding allies
🔗 12:28Berdiczek:
who is Olivia?
🔗 12:28ravensshade: @Phoenixmelior but it's his mom but young!
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: ravensshade does that somehow make it better?
🔗 12:28Arichamus: Metric_Furlong The goodness of your username cushions the blow, but...that's so silly...
🔗 12:29Themhrb : Chrom is easy soli run
🔗 12:29ravensshade: @Phoenixmelior i don't actually know
🔗 12:29 RayFK: I do like how a "Ruffian" has access to an extremely potent magical fire attack....
🔗 12:29Metric_Furlong: Arichamus, so is Fire Emblem
🔗 12:29Metric_Furlong: DefeatedByUsernameKaiju,what on earth is 'wishbone'?
🔗 12:29Arichamus: Yeah. Where IS Fire Emblem, anyway? He should be here by now!
🔗 12:29 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: ok chat I need someone to come to Peterborough Ontario, look exactly like me and do my job for 4.5 hours. I'll buy you a cookie
🔗 12:29 TStodden: Codefall Gun Reloaded!
🔗 12:29Arichamus: A show about a talking Jack Russel Terrier who loves books and reenacts them!
🔗 12:30 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Metric_furlong it's a kids show where a small dog played the protagonist in many classic books. it was live action
🔗 12:30 TXC2: one shot, one kill
🔗 12:30Arichamus: Well, okay, not ACTUALLY a talking dog, but...
🔗 12:30 RayFK: I'm sorry DefeatedByUsernameKaiju, I have an International to go to
🔗 12:30 nightvalien28: that guy says I am going to kill you with so much joy
🔗 12:30 mtvcdm: Ruffian. Has access to flying mount, has access to fire magic, still just random cannon fodder in Fire Emblem.
🔗 12:30TransplendantBobtail:
"Im gonna kill you 
" sort of makes me want to play in english... but most of the other voices put me off
🔗 12:30 Mowdownjoe: Archers are super-effective against fliers.
🔗 12:30 miniwak: this seems like an appealing game the more i watch the stream. if it wasnt for needing to finish persona q and project x zone i might of thought to get this
🔗 12:30Metric_Furlong: Mowdownjoe, to be fair, so's Donnel
🔗 12:31Caerlocc: I started this game 2 days ago, and holy *** is Donnel Op
🔗 12:31 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 12:31 Mowdownjoe: Donnel's too easy to make super-effective against anyone.
🔗 12:31 mtvcdm: 'What's that? Who is that flying a dragon and burning the town to cinders!' 'Eh, just some guy. We get that around these parts.'
🔗 12:31 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: anyways chat see you around 10pm, 7pm for LRR time.
🔗 12:31Metric_Furlong: Caerlocc, he does seem to be this game's version of Amelia from Sacred Stones
🔗 12:31 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: later Hathleen and Keather
🔗 12:31 TXC2: so long DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: have fun
🔗 12:32Thylian1: In ever Fire Emblem game they give you those characters who start as just OP and stay that way
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: Miriel gon die...
🔗 12:32Caerlocc: I used Amelia as a General and the axe guy as a Hero iirc and wrecked everything
🔗 12:32Thylian1: @Metric_Furlong, Amelia? Are you sure
🔗 12:32 Mangledpixel: snipper?
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: oh wow, she's faster than I gave her credit for here
🔗 12:33Metric_Furlong: Thylian1, the girl with the spear, yes
🔗 12:33 TXC2: got to love one shotting
🔗 12:33Caerlocc: Amelia starts off weak and gets really strong
🔗 12:33Caerlocc: like Donnel
🔗 12:33 mtvcdm: Have some death! (That should be advice.)
🔗 12:33Metric_Furlong: stupidly strong
🔗 12:33TransplendantBobtail: "you know that guy who tore me limb from limb with dark magic? I would not care to meet him again..."
🔗 12:33 LRRbot: Retrieve a waifu from the shadow world.
🔗 12:34angelofdust337: Well Kathleen they are witnessing Henry laugh as he mows down their comrades
🔗 12:34Caerlocc: I paired Thajra with Libra bc lols
🔗 12:34 hascow: yeah, I'm convinced at this point that LRRbot is sentient
🔗 12:34 Splash4Mirrodin: Danger! Woooo! \m/
🔗 12:34Arichamus: That's the greatest dice I have ever seen.
🔗 12:34Thylian1: @Metric_Furlong, She starts so bad I never bothered leveling her, cause farming Tower of Volni
🔗 12:34Thylian1: is boring
🔗 12:34Metric_Furlong: 'sure, an extra 10 levels worth of stats on your choice of Paladin, Great Knight, or General - that seems balanced'
🔗 12:34 mtvcdm: Unfortunately, you could only carry 200 pounds of Ruffian meat back to the wagon.
🔗 12:34Metric_Furlong: Thylian1, you don't need to farm the tower with her
🔗 12:34 Splash4Mirrodin: Hascow: Pretty much
🔗 12:34angelofdust337: Hascow Nah if LRRbot was sentient he'd be all insta-banning us while trying to take over the world like last time
🔗 12:35Thylian1: @Metric_Furlong, She is way to weak at the start to use her by the time you get her
🔗 12:35Metric_Furlong: Thylian1, just use her sensibly and have someone as back-up
🔗 12:35 Taveena: I misread Great Knight as Cereal Knight. Somehow.
🔗 12:35Thylian1: as I recall I lost my copy a while ago
🔗 12:35 hascow: not perfect. NOT PERFECT
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior:
That was ill advised, you got 
🔗 12:36 hascow:
🔗 12:36 mtvcdm: That man had a bad day.
🔗 12:36Metric_Furlong:
Taveena, I think you might need to eat something
🔗 12:36Thylian1: @Metric_Furlong, Yeah,
🔗 12:36Caerlocc: what chapter is this
🔗 12:36 Taveena: it's 5:36 AM and i can't risk waking my parents
🔗 12:36Metric_Furlong: Caerlocc, one of the Paralogues
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior: @Caerlocc the Paralogue 6
🔗 12:36Earthenone: 6? idk it was something 6 when she clicked it
🔗 12:36 Taveena: Sooo. No food.
🔗 12:36 Anubis169 's pet snake is around his shoulders
🔗 12:37Caerlocc: I have a bunch of those... after a couple I decided to hold off for now
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
he's all asleepy 
🔗 12:37 Angnor33: What kind of snake @Anubis169 ?
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
bredl's python
🔗 12:37 PhoenixMelior: maaaan, I wish i had A pet
🔗 12:37Isaac3220: ive never used kellam or virion on my team
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
he just shed, he's 7ft 4in now
🔗 12:37 Taveena: I love animals, but I... do not have the commitment to even take care of myself, so a pet's pretty much off the table.
🔗 12:37 TXC2: Anubis169: a python is an eat you whole kind of snake isn't it?
🔗 12:38 ojii: hi heather, hi kathleen!
🔗 12:38 Anubis169: they all do
🔗 12:38 Anubis169: but a python isn't a bitey snake
🔗 12:38 Anubis169:
he's a squeezy snake
🔗 12:38 Angnor33:
Very few snakes take bites and chew.
🔗 12:38 TXC2: Anubis169: is it safe to have him on your shoulders then?
🔗 12:39TransplendantBobtail: can you import antigravity into him so that he can float at neck height without chocking you?
🔗 12:39 Anubis169: he's either asleep or watching the stream
🔗 12:39angelofdust337: I have a cat, but right now he's a grumpy old miser
🔗 12:39 Anubis169: and he knows never to go around the front of my neck
🔗 12:39 Anubis169: always the back
🔗 12:39 Splash4Mirrodin: Anubis: Your snake is Best snake
🔗 12:39 PhoenixMelior: does he have a name anubis?
🔗 12:39 Anubis169: Memnock
🔗 12:39 PhoenixMelior: after...?
🔗 12:40 Angnor33: The devil.
🔗 12:40 Anubis169: the swedish drummer
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: that's right
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: I knew I reognised that name
🔗 12:40 Anubis169: i was watching the movie suspiria
🔗 12:40 Anubis169: decided to google it but spelled it wrong
🔗 12:40 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel was once a man, the stories say. But now... now he is more.
🔗 12:40 mtvcdm: I love how these guys take one potshot that misses or bounces off armor and then they get triple-roflstomped.
🔗 12:40 TXC2:
donnel ain't got time to bleed
🔗 12:40 Anubis169: got the swedish band of the same name and fired up a vid on youtube just because
🔗 12:40Caerlocc: donnel is god
🔗 12:41 ojii: google says it's a norwegian bassist not a swedish drummer
🔗 12:41Earthenone: donnel should take some bleeding lessons then
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: Donnel is Sun god
🔗 12:41 ojii: though what's the difference really
🔗 12:41 Anubis169:
and he wrapped himself around the speakers during the drum solo because of the vibrations
🔗 12:41 TXC2: donnel is the avatar of death
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: Anubis that's adorable
🔗 12:41 UnspokenKibbles: Extra bonus unexpected Donnel!
🔗 12:41 RayFK: Alright folks, Lunch is over so headed back to work. Have a good day folks
🔗 12:41 mtvcdm: Donnel thinks he's holding the others back.
🔗 12:41 Anubis169: yeah he was barely 1ft when i first got him
🔗 12:41 RayFK: *chat, used the same descriptor twice
🔗 12:41 TXC2: so long RayFK have fun
🔗 12:41 Anubis169:
now he's taller than me
🔗 12:42Caerlocc:
how am I supposed to level up these childrens at level 1 
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: I'm getting myself a pet one day
🔗 12:42 UnspokenKibbles: Henry's theme: "All I do is KILL KILL KILL no matter WHAT"
🔗 12:42 TXC2:
Anubis169 yes, but is he longer?
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: when I have a place to keep them happy
🔗 12:42 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel's theme is similar, but about farming.
🔗 12:42 Anubis169:
🔗 12:42 ojii: I'd love to get a cat as a pet but I like cats too much so I won't make one suffer me
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: I get to watch my boyfriend's two cats soon though
🔗 12:43Inkompetence: "I am become Donnel, Destroyer of Worlds."
🔗 12:43 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is become Death. But, like, Discworld Death.
🔗 12:43 Splash4Mirrodin: It's important to like what you do
🔗 12:44Thylian1:
@UnspokenKibbles, Discworld
🔗 12:44 mtvcdm: Of course Donnel's a farmer. He harvests souls.
🔗 12:44 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (44m ago)
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: hoof, that could have gone badly
🔗 12:44 TXC2:
donnel's theme is a mix of croket's theme and Koyaanisqatsi
🔗 12:44Caerlocc: Libra supporting Tharja tho... she becomes immortal with a lifesteal tome
🔗 12:44Thylian1: 126 damage?
🔗 12:44 Mowdownjoe: WOW! Look at that damage!
🔗 12:44 UnspokenKibbles:
Dat 126 crit tho
🔗 12:44 TStodden: 126 fire damage? That's HOT!
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: Hodor's been getting really lucky with those ruin crits not going off
🔗 12:45 hascow: dat marriage
🔗 12:45Saulens181: They're just throwing themselves into a lava pit
🔗 12:45 ojii: marriage seems OP in this meta
🔗 12:45 TXC2: thats the power of love
🔗 12:45 UnspokenKibbles: Marriage too stronk nerf next patch
🔗 12:45 Splash4Mirrodin: Marriage ftw
🔗 12:45Thylian1: Support system is #broken
🔗 12:45 TXC2: ".. but it might just save your life, that's the power of love"
🔗 12:45venomrage88: sup room
🔗 12:46 TXC2: hello venomrage88 welcome
🔗 12:46venomrage88: hmmm how many op dps do you have?
🔗 12:46Caerlocc: yeah the pairing system makes a lot of stuff super easy compared to previous games
🔗 12:46Thylian1: Only 28 dmg off a crit? :'(
🔗 12:46venomrage88: f2f sorry
🔗 12:46 hascow: it was Luna, not a crit
🔗 12:47 mtvcdm: Donnel carries a smudge on his cheek always; a reminder of the one time an adversary managed to physically harm his current form. Never again.
🔗 12:47 Splash4Mirrodin: ^
🔗 12:47 PhoenixMelior:
nice level 
🔗 12:48 UnspokenKibbles: Taking a level in swag
🔗 12:48Thylian1:
Thanks RNG
🔗 12:48Earthenone: good level for a graet knight
🔗 12:48 PhoenixMelior: or since I love Fairy Tail #NICUUBODEE
🔗 12:48 UnspokenKibbles: Good kill
🔗 12:48venomrage88: Lol so who all here turn almost every girl in this game into a dark flyer there first play through?
🔗 12:49Thylian1: ooo a master seal
🔗 12:49 UnspokenKibbles: @Venomrage88 Galeforce breaks the game
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: not first playthrough, but afterwards to pass onto babbies yes
🔗 12:49 TXC2: levels for days
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: first playthrough I married whoever I wanted
🔗 12:49venomrage88: I know lmao
🔗 12:50Sektor88:
Maybe it's like the stick of truth
🔗 12:50 mtvcdm: Heather voiceover best voiceover.
🔗 12:50 TXC2:
yes, it is hard to chat YOUR MUM
🔗 12:50 Angnor33: This is a weird mother-son conversation.
🔗 12:50Caerlocc: he looks cool... but I don't wanna pair up Olivia, all the good units are taken
🔗 12:50Sektor88:
Hejust needs to find the right ba
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: Inigo is, MAGIC MIKE
🔗 12:50 ojii: that's his mother? wut
🔗 12:51Sektor88: *right bar
🔗 12:51Caerlocc: thank you chrom
🔗 12:51angelofdust337:
Inigo obviously hadn't seen how Magic Mike did at the box office
🔗 12:51XYBAheart: this got really weird really fast
🔗 12:51Saulens181: ok so on a scale to complete logic to what is even happening, how nuts is the time travel in this game?
🔗 12:51 Angnor33: Why would he refer to talking to his mother as 'chatting up girls'
🔗 12:51 mtvcdm: 'Maybe I could watch you dance sometime?' 'Mom, you just made it weird.'
🔗 12:51 hascow: it's not actually that nuts?
🔗 12:52 Mowdownjoe: 15 next?
🔗 12:52 TXC2:
mike magic, showing that some one finds kevin nash attractive
🔗 12:52 PhoenixMelior: can we do 15?
🔗 12:52 PhoenixMelior: It's really easy
🔗 12:52 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 12:52XYBAheart: well now we know Inigo isn't english. Any englishman would lamp a motherf**ker for trying to stop teatime.
🔗 12:52 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 12:52 Anubis169:
🔗 12:53Thylian1: @XYBAheart, Sounds about right
🔗 12:53WatsonLytwick: Warning, you may have to restart this one a couple of times, there's somewhat of an uncontrollable element here that's annoying
🔗 12:53Atifexe: The time travel in this game is... special.
🔗 12:53 Angnor33:
🔗 12:53 Angnor33: OK, why are we sad?
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: because 15 has best kid
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: and also I HATE the kid in this chapter
🔗 12:53Compleatly: oh I remember this mission. This is the mission that actually made me want to use a Rescue Staff.
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: I want to strangle [REDACTED]
🔗 12:53 Mowdownjoe: THE BLOOD AND THE THUNDER DEMAND SACRIFICE!
🔗 12:53 hascow: "Nelson" is basically the most normal name in this game
🔗 12:53Compleatly:
PhoenixMelior: I've got some bad news for you
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: Compleatly yeah I know, she's in Fates
🔗 12:53Caerlocc: whoss kid is she
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: never once touching her
🔗 12:54Atifexe: Suffice to say that it's possible for the children from the future to marry your current-day soldiers and have children with them, who grew up in the future and came back with the others.
🔗 12:54Sektor88:
Well there's Donnel's kid
🔗 12:54 hascow:
Fates spoilers
🔗 12:54 UnspokenKibbles: Severa is Valkyrie Queen Bitch. She's fantastic.
🔗 12:54Sektor88: At least I assume pot on had is genetic
🔗 12:54angelofdust337: Oh look its one of the more popular characters of the game
🔗 12:54 TXC2:
i wonder whose kid this could be
🔗 12:54Saulens181: eh, eff this, imma go back to playing DF, while watching/listening to this in the meantime
🔗 12:54 hascow: save save save save
🔗 12:54 mtvcdm: He will fail to claim the nuclear throne.
🔗 12:54Sektor88: *on head
🔗 12:54ElementalRPS: Cordelias tsun tsun daughter Severa
🔗 12:55 PhoenixMelior: to get Severa, you need to bring Cordelia and then guard her
🔗 12:55 TXC2: "some" indeed
🔗 12:55 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Hello chat, Kathleen and Hodor.
🔗 12:55WatsonLytwick: Woah. It's like a regular armada up in here
🔗 12:55 TXC2: hello AnAlligatorWithTeeth welcome
🔗 12:55 Random_Robin: You could use a rescue staff if you need to
🔗 12:55Compleatly: yeah you basically need to clear a path for Severa to talk to the villager on the map.
🔗 12:55onebadpillow: that's a lotta ships
🔗 12:55 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Oh right that map.
🔗 12:55Caerlocc: oh *** that's my avatar and Cordelia's kid then
🔗 12:56ravensshade: villager class is pest clas
🔗 12:56 PhoenixMelior: who did Cordelia marry, chat?
🔗 12:56Compleatly: Kellam
🔗 12:56 StreamBros: what is uuuuuup
🔗 12:56 PhoenixMelior: riiiight
🔗 12:56Compleatly: hi andrew
🔗 12:56 PhoenixMelior: hey Andrew
🔗 12:56 mtvcdm: Hey, Andrew!
🔗 12:57 TXC2: hello streamBros welcome
🔗 12:57ravensshade: how do we know that's andrew and not matt?
🔗 12:57 StreamBros:
hey chat
🔗 12:57 Mowdownjoe: Maybe put this mission off...
🔗 12:57Compleatly: because Matt is a scrub ravensshade
🔗 12:57 mtvcdm: It's always Andrew.
🔗 12:57 StreamBros:
@ravensshade, its always me
🔗 12:57Compleatly: Also because Matt has his own account
🔗 12:57Metric_Furlong: ravensshade, it's always Andrew
🔗 12:57 TXC2: ravensshade it's always andrew, except that one time it wasn't
🔗 12:57 hascow: it's Cordelia's kid, can't leave her out
🔗 12:57 StreamBros:
@Compleatly, I have my own account too, I just dont use it
🔗 12:57Compleatly: You'll need to bring Cordelia.
🔗 12:57 PhoenixMelior: you need Cordelia this chapter
🔗 12:57Metric_Furlong: TXC2, I don't think we've ever proved that wasn't Andrew claiming to be Matt
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: I know we said you don't other chapters, but you NEED Cordelia this time around
🔗 12:58 TXC2: Metric_Furlong that is true
🔗 12:58 Mowdownjoe: Cordelia
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: Cordelia
🔗 12:58 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Cordelia
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: as chat has been saying
🔗 12:58 Taveena: OH I KNOW NOWI
🔗 12:59ravensshade: @Txc2 that one time will forever cast doubt TX
🔗 12:59Caerlocc: cordelia and kellam looool
🔗 12:59 Taveena:
From Awkward Zombie. She's a creepy 900 year old dragon that looks liek a prepubescent teenager dressed in revealing outfits for reasons.
🔗 12:59 TXC2:
ravensshade you're welcome
🔗 12:59 UnspokenKibbles: Severa is Cordelia's daughter. She has... let's call it a "sizable" insecurity complex.
🔗 12:59Compleatly: Severa's mission works a bit differently than the others. You have to clear a path for her to talk to the villager after Cordelia talks to her
🔗 12:59 Taveena: why am i here
🔗 12:59 UnspokenKibbles: Or rather an inferiority complex.
🔗 12:59Compleatly:
taveena: because you're embracing your scrub nature?
🔗 12:59Caerlocc: minutes yayyyyy
🔗 13:00 Angnor33: @Taveena, To enjoy the stream of course.
🔗 13:00ravensshade: only sizeable? full insecurity complex or bust!
🔗 13:00ravensshade: err pust
🔗 13:00 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 13:00ravensshade: i don't even know what i'm typing...
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior:
Severa is a little *** and she can get ed
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: I know she's actually good but she's like Keita from DeSu2
🔗 13:01Saulens181: wait so who's Lucina?
🔗 13:01All_Mankind:
whoa, that worked? thanks TStodden
🔗 13:01Caerlocc: lucina is Chrom's daughter
🔗 13:02 TStodden: NP! I still have a fair number of shots in my Codefall gun before I have to reload...
🔗 13:02All_Mankind: i've wanted to try this "Auntie-chamber"
🔗 13:02TheGwardian:
Wish there was an easier way to play FE: A than owning a handheld. I'm a big guy with big fingers so handhelds are a no go.
🔗 13:02Caerlocc: get a 2ds, it works for me
🔗 13:03Thylian1: @TheGwardian, Emulator?
🔗 13:03jadamelio: hi chat
🔗 13:03 Ashton: This ad for white people eating at on top of Whistler/Blackcomb mountain in an outdoor restaurant is just screaming "Rich, white and in BC" at me.
🔗 13:03Caerlocc: no 3ds emulator yet
🔗 13:03 TXC2: hello Jadamelio welcome
🔗 13:03 TStodden: BTW, Humble Bundle announced the Namco set... Score Pac-Man CE DX+ AND Dark Souls I: Prepare to Die Edition, plus some other games (to be announced later) for like $10
🔗 13:03 UnspokenKibbles: Chat poll: what song is stuck in your head right now, if any? (Sugar Song and Bitter Step for me)
🔗 13:03 TXC2: hello Ashton welcome
🔗 13:04 Anubis169: UnspokenKibbles: "You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Sheppard..." TECHNO SOLO
🔗 13:04 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles: the theme to l'il butler
🔗 13:04 AdmiralMemo:
I'll be not as active in Chat for a bit. Give me a ping if I'm needed for Moderation.
🔗 13:04Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, the opening theme to Michiko and Hatchin
🔗 13:05jadamelio: kibbles, Energy Wizard
🔗 13:05castlewise: There is a Warlock patron option where your patron is a rogue ai
🔗 13:05 UnspokenKibbles:
@Mowdownjoe I prefer The Mesopotamians but still good
🔗 13:05dgzenos subscribed for 4 months in a row!
🔗 13:05 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, dgzenos! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 13:05 UnspokenKibbles:
@Anubis169 I knew I liked you
🔗 13:05All_Mankind: of course, Commander Shepard cheats. time stops while she's doing stuff, so she can be everywhere in the galaxy at once and pick up laundry, punch robots and whatever
🔗 13:05 Mowdownjoe: Dial-A-Song has been amazing.
🔗 13:06 TXC2: "are we lovers? or are we just friends?"
🔗 13:06 UnspokenKibbles: @Chat in general I knew you all were good people
🔗 13:06Thylian1: wow that pie does sound bad
🔗 13:06 PhoenixMelior: what are we talking about?
🔗 13:06 mtvcdm: Rhubarb: Because Minnesota can't eat it all themselves.
🔗 13:06 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles: thanks
🔗 13:07 UnspokenKibbles: Kathleen, Fiddlehead + Rhubarb pie is actually a traditional rural dish.
🔗 13:07 PhoenixMelior: oh wait... isn't this the one where Sumia just put an elixir in the pie?
🔗 13:07 TXC2: rhubarb: for when you dont have apples for a pie
🔗 13:07 Mangledpixel has pizza
🔗 13:07dialMforMara: txc2: Canageek likes rhubarb. I don't understand it.
🔗 13:07Caerlocc: she's a little obsessed with Chrom
🔗 13:07Metric_Furlong: people don't like rhubarb?
🔗 13:07 mtvcdm: If you have ever listened to A Prairie Home Companion, you know all about rhubarb pie.
🔗 13:08All_Mankind: it took me 15 tries to eat pie right too
🔗 13:08 TXC2:
traditional to snorsh of course
🔗 13:08Earthenone: 14 failed pies added to inventory!
🔗 13:08Dat_mtg_wizard: Eating pancakes while watching heather and Kathleen stream -_-
🔗 13:08 UnspokenKibbles: Every lady in this game is obsessed with Chrom.
🔗 13:08 Escherichia3: I'm confused. Why are you all acting like rhubarb pies aren't delicious?
🔗 13:08Metric_Furlong: Escherichia3, because chat is full of dumbs
🔗 13:08 mtvcdm: Rhubarb is to Minnesota pretty much what cheese is to Wisconsin.
🔗 13:08 Escherichia3: I guess
🔗 13:08 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel cannot be eaten. Donnel is immune to such things.
🔗 13:08Caerlocc: the wyvern can fall for Donnel too
🔗 13:09 PhoenixMelior: @Unspokenkibbles not all of them
🔗 13:09Thylian1: Donnel is to OP to be eaten by a mere Wyvern
🔗 13:09 Havok4: Okay there done with my take home final.
🔗 13:09 PhoenixMelior: Sully, Avatar, Tharja, Olivia, Maribelle...
🔗 13:09 UnspokenKibbles: @Phoenixmelior Fair. Everyone who isn't his daughter. XD
🔗 13:09 PhoenixMelior: it's just the Pegasus Knights that are obsessed
🔗 13:09Dat_mtg_wizard: What deck will you be playing at gameday?
🔗 13:09 Havok4: Now to wait for a an hour or 2 and look it over again.
🔗 13:09All_Mankind: why do people act like the fruits and berries you put in a pie make a difference? the crust and the custard is the good part
🔗 13:09PinoyFlame: Have you played any other fire emblem game?
🔗 13:09All_Mankind:
🔗 13:09ElementalRPS: Nozaki kun
🔗 13:10 mtvcdm: He has 'drive' like guys in Viagra commercials have 'drive'.
🔗 13:10 UnspokenKibbles: NOBLE PORPOISES
🔗 13:10 TXC2: All_Mankind hence why steak pie is the best
🔗 13:10castlewise:
Inigo
🔗 13:10Caerlocc: Don't underestimate him
🔗 13:10 Anubis169: it's a goal
🔗 13:10All_Mankind: a fine idea
🔗 13:10 Anubis169:
he's got somthing to strive for
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: oh, I love these two...
🔗 13:11Metric_Furlong: !Russell?
🔗 13:11All_Mankind: jeez steam why don't you hog more bandwidth? Low resolution it is
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: yeah sure
🔗 13:11 TXC2: "hey kid, wanna learn some death moves?"
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: Henry's gonna sing the doom song now!
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: this is presumably at camp
🔗 13:12Caerlocc: Donnel & Kellam best bros
🔗 13:12 UnspokenKibbles: Tharja: "Why aren't you emaciated and shifty!?"
🔗 13:12 UnspokenKibbles: BERRY PICKING BROS 2015
🔗 13:12Dat_mtg_wizard: Do you guys have a subreddit or are you just on the lrr website
🔗 13:13 TXC2:
kellam family compost: it's mostly our own ***
🔗 13:13 UnspokenKibbles: "I dunked my head in water... because I was drunk"
🔗 13:13 Havok4: There is a subreddit but it is mostly just a place where people link LRR videos as they go up. Mostly we exist on the LRR forums or on the twitch chat. Dat_mtg_wizard. Also on twitter.
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior: Sumia
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior: eh, he can play with the pegasi that way
🔗 13:14 TXC2: hello RoasterGravy welcome
🔗 13:14RoastedGravy: Anyone here play GTA Online on PS3?
🔗 13:14 UnspokenKibbles: "Staunchest and most valuable allies." Remember, he joined us *because we had candy*
🔗 13:14 Anubis169: soap ftw
🔗 13:14Dat_mtg_wizard: Heather should be the pro tour commentator.
🔗 13:14Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, well, clearly we kept giving him more
🔗 13:15 TXC2:
Dat_mtg_wizard i'd prefer Beej
🔗 13:15 Havok4: Honestly we have enough excellent bakers and sweet makers in our nation so we can expect his utmost loyalty.
🔗 13:16 mtvcdm: Is this like how we won Okosan's undying loyalty with hemp seeds?
🔗 13:16 Lord_Hosk: Heather "Im not like other women" Dery
🔗 13:16Dat_mtg_wizard: HIYE IYE AM SIX. WHAHT GAYME IZE THIZ
🔗 13:16Metric_Furlong: hitting on zombie ladies? what is this, Planescape Torment?
🔗 13:16 UnspokenKibbles: Two years later, Miriel's scientific article "The Phenomenon Of The Gay" comes out and causes a stir among the scientific community.
🔗 13:17 mtvcdm: 'Heather Commentates Everything', I foresee being a frequent DB challenge this year.
🔗 13:17 Havok4: Metric_furlong This characters motivations are very similar to Morte's. So there is that.
🔗 13:17Caerlocc: I wanna see this dance now. no homo
🔗 13:17 UnspokenKibbles: Inigo headcanon: he dances ballet. Formally trained, incredibly serious, en pointe.
🔗 13:17Eden927: Who's inigo's father?
🔗 13:17 TXC2: mtvcdm i see heather being used in a lot of soud effects games
🔗 13:17Metric_Furlong: Havok4, what you mean he's here because [ruinous spoilers]?
🔗 13:18 TXC2: Eden927: henry
🔗 13:18 Havok4: Metric_furlong Well his surface level motivations at least.
🔗 13:18 PhoenixMelior: yup, have fun
🔗 13:18 Anubis169: given all the stuff that's happening
🔗 13:18 TXC2:
we're gonna use sexy dances to fuse
🔗 13:18ElementalRPS: Inigo: I don't want to twerk in front of my mom
🔗 13:18 Anubis169: if she or his father eat dust
🔗 13:18Dat_mtg_wizard: HEATHER!
🔗 13:18 Anubis169: won't it make a causality violation?
🔗 13:18 Anubis169:
🔗 13:18 Taveena: He has lost the ability to Can
🔗 13:18 UnspokenKibbles: We're gonna use sexy dances to summon Shiva to blast the next demon from the sky
🔗 13:18ravensshade: mom has no shame..... if it comes to dancing
🔗 13:19 Mangledpixel: Anubis169, wibbly wobbly timey wimey
🔗 13:19Caerlocc: holy *** she needs to calm down
🔗 13:19ElementalRPS: Severa is the tsudere
🔗 13:19WatsonLytwick: Yeah she remains NPC until she waltzes through the enemy stronghold and talks to that villager in the top right corner.
🔗 13:19 Taveena: "Oh. It's you."
🔗 13:19morgoth_bauglyr: more tsun than dere
🔗 13:20Caerlocc: looks like just pure tsun
🔗 13:20keirancoon: ElementalRPS said it before I could.
🔗 13:20 UnspokenKibbles: @Caerlocc Imagine your mother talking about how great someone is your entire life. Then imagine everyone *else* talking about how great your mother is your entire life. Then imagine her dying horribly. This is Severa.
🔗 13:21 PhoenixMelior: whelp.
🔗 13:21morgoth_bauglyr: hngngng
🔗 13:21 TXC2: #ThisIsSevera
🔗 13:21Metric_Furlong: well, if nothing else we're leaning a valuable lesson in checking attack ranges
🔗 13:21Caerlocc: I shipped my Avatar with Cordelia so she's my kid. lol
🔗 13:21 UnspokenKibbles: #LiveAndDontLearn, right Kathleen? XD
🔗 13:22Metric_Furlong: If I say it enough times, eventually it'll come true
🔗 13:22Caerlocc: press X, it'll just highlight all attack ranges
🔗 13:22 PhoenixMelior: Caerlocc don't bother
🔗 13:22 Taveena: Live and burn.
🔗 13:22 PhoenixMelior: #liveanddontlearn
🔗 13:22Caerlocc: #justuseDonnel
🔗 13:23 Angnor33: Kathleen's motto in practice, every day.
🔗 13:23 Havok4: #Liveineternalignoranceknowingnothing
🔗 13:23Dat_mtg_wizard: HOW OLD IS PAUL
🔗 13:23Jake_the_guy: @Metric_furlong we can only hope
🔗 13:23 mtvcdm: If we fuse these characters, can we get more Donnels out of it?
🔗 13:23 TXC2:
really thaja? you can handle yourself? do you think you're donnel or something?
🔗 13:23Metric_Furlong: Caerlocc: just Donnel 'em out
🔗 13:23 Taveena: Where did that injoke start?
🔗 13:23 TXC2: Dat_mtg_wizard: 31-32
🔗 13:23Thylian1:
Ooo Kellam
🔗 13:24Metric_Furlong: Taveena, which one?
🔗 13:24Jake_the_guy: paul is in his 30s. dam
🔗 13:24 Taveena: The... I'm not even sure how to spell it. "dole 'em"?
🔗 13:24 Havok4: With the health sapping book tharja could fight an arbitrarily large number of enemies given good rng.
🔗 13:24 Taveena: dolm? doll?
🔗 13:24 Taveena: I don't knnooooow.
🔗 13:24Metric_Furlong: Taveena, some MtG thing I think
🔗 13:24Caerlocc: Tharja is surprisingly beefy
🔗 13:24 TXC2: Taveena just dome 'um, it's form magic
🔗 13:25 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 @Taveena It's actually dome 'em if you're being pedantic
🔗 13:25 Taveena: I've never seen it written down
🔗 13:25 TXC2: Taveena in other words, just attack attack attack
🔗 13:25 TXC2: just dome 'em out
🔗 13:25 Taveena: and the weird pronunciation means I've never been sure. I guess it's sort of a dowm pronunciation.
🔗 13:25 PhoenixMelior: dark mages tend to have higher defense than resistance
🔗 13:25 PhoenixMelior: so they're beefy, against physical units
🔗 13:26 UnspokenKibbles: @Taveena Doesn't help that it's usually said in Alex Voice.
🔗 13:26Caerlocc: I paired her with Libra for more res and magic
🔗 13:26Thylian1: That is totally what assassins look like game
🔗 13:26 Taveena: The Alex Voice is what I'm thinkin' of. Douwm.
🔗 13:26WatsonLytwick: Rally (x) grains +4 to (x) stat for all units within 3 spaces until the start of your next turn. It's quite good.
🔗 13:26anssiramela: FeelsGoodMan
🔗 13:26 TXC2:
Rally wins games of magic at the moment
🔗 13:27 UnspokenKibbles: Rally is a bit like +1'ing Sorin, Solemn Visitor
🔗 13:27 PhoenixMelior: !death
🔗 13:27 LRRbot:
41 deaths for Fire Emblem: Awakening on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 13:27 UnspokenKibbles: !card Sorin, Solemn Visitor
🔗 13:27 LRRbot: Sorin, Solemn Visitor [2WB] | Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | +1: Until your next turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink. / −2: Put a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying onto the battlefield. / −6: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature."
🔗 13:27Rashagar: it's Domum out, like in "romans go home"
🔗 13:27Metric_Furlong: something something attack ranges
🔗 13:27 Anubis169: thanks PhoenixMelior
🔗 13:27 Anubis169: i'm lagged
🔗 13:27 PhoenixMelior: no worries Anubis
🔗 13:27 PhoenixMelior: when I didn't see your tag I went right to work
🔗 13:27lord_souls:
Has she chosen her hosbondo
🔗 13:28Yizzles: Eh, it'll buff out
🔗 13:28 UnspokenKibbles:
🔗 13:28 TXC2: Taveena: hay you seen the loading reddy live trailer video on youtube? the "just dome 'em" moment is on there
🔗 13:28jadamelio: why Sorin?
🔗 13:28 Anubis169: !death
🔗 13:28 LRRbot:
42 deaths for Fire Emblem: Awakening on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 13:28 Taveena: I have! Was that where it originated?
🔗 13:28 PhoenixMelior:
Soren isn't in this game
🔗 13:28Yizzles: Ummm, he's just sleeping D:
🔗 13:28 Anubis169:
PhoenixMelior: i dub thee, Reapette
🔗 13:28 UnspokenKibbles: We actually haven't been bringing Hodor along, have we...
🔗 13:28 TXC2:
Taveena that stream of magic, yes
🔗 13:28 Taveena: iiinteresting
🔗 13:28 PhoenixMelior: Yeah, tricksters and assassins are known for that
🔗 13:29ravensshade: well considering there's no loading... there's no perma death in this fire emblem?
🔗 13:29WatsonLytwick: Tricksters usually have an ability that gives then Hit/Avoid +20 for the first 7 turns of the match. So they are generally good a hitting things
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: hehe, I now am truly a part of the Children of Bodom Hate Crew now
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: (CoB's mascot is a reaper)
🔗 13:29 UnspokenKibbles:
🔗 13:29 TXC2: ravensshade not in this mode
🔗 13:29Caerlocc: it says Casual at the bottom of frame
🔗 13:29 Anubis169: hehehe
🔗 13:29 UnspokenKibbles: Oh, wait, we do have Hodor. I just didn't see.
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: Hodor is playing in casual mode
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: for ease of streaming
🔗 13:29 Anubis169:
btw, i love their guitar solo on 'Hate Me'
🔗 13:29Metric_Furlong: Caerlocc, they never read the bottom of the frame
🔗 13:30 UnspokenKibbles: Ignis adds half of your magic to your attack and vice versa
🔗 13:30 PhoenixMelior: @Anubis169 that's a good one. Most of the Follow the Reaper album is amazing guitar work
🔗 13:30Caerlocc: Ignis adds half of str or mag to the other
🔗 13:30 Anubis169: i want that album in flac
🔗 13:30ravensshade: aoe tome? if they are a thing
🔗 13:30 TXC2: so Ignis = MOAR POWAH
🔗 13:30Metric_Furlong: well, at least it was a valuable lesson in checking attack ranges
🔗 13:30 Anubis169: so i can run it through the deep bass speakers
🔗 13:30 PhoenixMelior: I have that and Hate Crew Deathroll, just picked up Are you Dead Yet... sploosh
🔗 13:30Caerlocc: they apparently won't learn
🔗 13:30 PhoenixMelior: it's just too bad that Alexi can't play the same anymore
🔗 13:31 Anubis169:
yeah 
🔗 13:31 ZethRuss: !uptime
🔗 13:31 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:30:08
🔗 13:31 ZethRuss: good evening
🔗 13:31Metric_Furlong: Caerlocc, stop ruining my hopes and dreams!
🔗 13:31 Anubis169: 1 is not 0!!
🔗 13:31 PhoenixMelior: @Metric_furlong #liveanddontlearn
🔗 13:31Metric_Furlong: hello ZethRuss
🔗 13:31 TXC2: hello ZethRuss welcome
🔗 13:31ravensshade: i thought their motto was live and not learn?
🔗 13:31Dat_mtg_wizard: Ok.... When I came on I got a commercial for condoms
🔗 13:31 UnspokenKibbles: It's surprising how much money this country sank into Perpetual Cape Flutter technology, but I'd say it was worth it.
🔗 13:31 PhoenixMelior: ravensshade that's what I said?
🔗 13:31ravensshade: i didn't see that
🔗 13:31 Taveena: Caerlocc reminds me of a welsh sarlacc. I'm not sure how you'd distinguish it from any other sarlacc.
🔗 13:31Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, ravensshade, Stop. Ruing. My. Hopes. And. Dreams.
🔗 13:31Metric_Furlong: *ruining
🔗 13:32 PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong they were mine once too, you know
🔗 13:32 Angnor33: @UnspokenKibbles, Well, if your cape isn't constantly fluttering, is it really still a cape?
🔗 13:32Metric_Furlong: Taveena, it sings about valleys
🔗 13:32 Anubis169: PhoenixMelior: did he get better?
🔗 13:32 UnspokenKibbles: @Angnor33 Nope, it's just a RAG
🔗 13:32ravensshade: i have no hopes and ... i never remember my dreams so i think i'm good
🔗 13:32 Anubis169: last i heard he still had that epic bug after his broken wrist got infected
🔗 13:32 UnspokenKibbles: (according to Chrom)
🔗 13:33 UnspokenKibbles: Always put Donnel first
🔗 13:33 Anubis169: or did it leave him not able to move it like before?
🔗 13:33 PhoenixMelior: @Anubis169 he seems better. He's booked Bodom for 70,000 Tons of Metal in February and played a big show in Finland recently. He's just... never gonna be the same
🔗 13:33 Anubis169:
s'pose not
🔗 13:33 UnspokenKibbles: "Now you've angered me." Cordelia is such a low-key killer.
🔗 13:34 Anubis169:
an injury like that isn't something you can do with as a musician
🔗 13:34 PhoenixMelior: sadly no
🔗 13:34 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles she has a tranquil fury
🔗 13:34 PhoenixMelior: it breaks my heart because I love Alexi to pieces
🔗 13:34 UnspokenKibbles: Cordelia and Lon'qu formed The Murder Patrol in my game.
🔗 13:35 PhoenixMelior: Of course, Donnel and Noire were my murder squads
🔗 13:35 UnspokenKibbles:
🔗 13:35 Anubis169: yeaaaaaahhh!!
🔗 13:35 Mangledpixel:
🔗 13:35 PhoenixMelior:
Anubis
🔗 13:35Thylian1: Donnel is like Boyd from Path of Radiance
🔗 13:35Sektor88: Give 'em the D! The D is for Donnel. ;D
🔗 13:35Caerlocc: Donnel and Lon'qi for damage, Kellam and Stahl for tanking
🔗 13:35 UnspokenKibbles: Every time somebody actually hits with a hand axe, I imagine they go "NAILED IT"
🔗 13:35 PhoenixMelior: Thylian1 Oscar, Boyd was hit or miss but Oscar always pulled through
🔗 13:35Caerlocc: but donnel can't die eithet so
🔗 13:36 TXC2: donnel is the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against him and be broken!
🔗 13:36Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, no, that's only when they're using hammers
🔗 13:36 UnspokenKibbles: @Sektor88 This is Shipping The Game. The D is also for what the D is always for XD
🔗 13:36 Angnor33: So, do the enemies ever become discouraged by your contant and brutal annihilation of them?
🔗 13:36 Angnor33: *constant
🔗 13:36Thylian1: @PhoenixMelior, Oppostie for me, I guess it is just because of how they leveled
🔗 13:36Sektor88:
unspokenkibbles: well aware.
🔗 13:36 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel just *blocked lightning*
🔗 13:36Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, that's why he's Donnel
🔗 13:36 Angnor33: Maybe he's just well insulated from those types of attacks?
🔗 13:36 UnspokenKibbles: "Hit by lightning? Nah. Not me."
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: @Thylian1 I've played PoR maybe 10 times through and never once had a good Boyd
🔗 13:37Caerlocc: Donnel eats the lighting obv
🔗 13:37Vladimort_Poutine: !next
🔗 13:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1:22 from now)
🔗 13:37 TXC2: this is why, this is why, this is why he's donnel
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: Yune and Ashera have cursed all of my warriors forever
🔗 13:37 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel just denies the lightning's existence
🔗 13:37Caerlocc: in a good ol' lightning pie
🔗 13:37lord_souls: I forget how op Donnel was
🔗 13:37wolfzeration: !neptune
🔗 13:37 UnspokenKibbles: Omae wa mo shindaeru
🔗 13:38RetroglycerinRacer: Is this a blind run?
🔗 13:38morgoth_bauglyr: yes
🔗 13:38 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles what anime is that from?
🔗 13:38 UnspokenKibbles: It's a chat-picks-the-pairings run
🔗 13:38Caerlocc: also this game not having original audio options disappointed me
🔗 13:38 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 Fist of the North Star
🔗 13:38morgoth_bauglyr: shindeiru
🔗 13:38 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles thanks
🔗 13:38 UnspokenKibbles: @Morgoth_bauglyr my bad, thanks
🔗 13:39morgoth_bauglyr:
np
🔗 13:39 UnspokenKibbles: Back from the days when anime was doing the 90s comics thing
🔗 13:39wolfzeration: jinx
🔗 13:39 PhoenixMelior: Poor Kathleen, Baxter woke her up too early this morning
🔗 13:40WatsonLytwick: @Caerlocc, you can do this game with the Japanese VA's. It's on the first menu under extras
🔗 13:40 TXC2:
UnspokenKibbles what, you mean being so bad they nearly killed the industry?
🔗 13:40Caerlocc: waaat thank youuuu
🔗 13:40Feyreisa: Kathleen go to sleepy now. Zzzz
🔗 13:41WatsonLytwick: No problem Caerlocc, happy to help
🔗 13:41 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 That and hiring Blood and his lovely wife and business partner Tiddies to write and design
🔗 13:41 PhoenixMelior: Hodor, be sure to let Severa talk to the dude before you beat the - oh look like you guessed that already
🔗 13:41Caerlocc: yesss now it is a true animu gaem
🔗 13:42lord_souls: How is she I never get her
🔗 13:42 Lord_Hosk: Kathleen "Im not slee zzzzzz py" De Vere
🔗 13:42 PhoenixMelior: lord_souls she is good but her personality is the pits
🔗 13:42 TXC2:
UnspokenKibbles: blood and tiddies, the new comic from rob liebfield
🔗 13:42 mtvcdm: Heather "In the future, we all end up dead" Dery
🔗 13:42Thylian1: Kathleen looks dead
🔗 13:42Caerlocc: Lissa survives in the future! So not EVERYONE dies
🔗 13:42Metric_Furlong: is that Keita's catchphrase? I though his was 'Argle-blargle-bargel I am Keita and I suck"
🔗 13:42RetroglycerinRacer: She does?
🔗 13:42 PhoenixMelior: we all know that Kathleen is a vampire
🔗 13:42Caerlocc: yep when I saved her son
🔗 13:42 Anubis169: Dese Dece Dice
🔗 13:43RetroglycerinRacer: Oh.
🔗 13:43Metric_Furlong: mtvcdm, well, technically she's not wrong...
🔗 13:43 TXC2: well kathleen does seem to age backwards
🔗 13:43 UnspokenKibbles: The kids in this game have one of two reactions to the future they came from: "I will never let this happen again, for I am angry and sad" or "HAHAHAHA isn't life grand!? What dead parents? Noooooo never! Not me ahahaha pls don't leave mom"
🔗 13:43 Angnor33: Is Kathleen a vampire or does she age backwards?
🔗 13:43 PhoenixMelior: Angnor33 both?
🔗 13:43 TXC2:
both
🔗 13:43Sektor88:
he looks winded
🔗 13:43ravensshade: kathleen must be part asian
🔗 13:43 Taveena: Vampires don't age at all
🔗 13:43 Taveena: Fairies age backwards
🔗 13:44 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is vampire faerie queen
🔗 13:44 Taveena: Sounds plausible.
🔗 13:44Caerlocc: Vampire fairy obv
🔗 13:44lord_souls: Do. They not have Starbucks in Canada ?
🔗 13:44 Angnor33: So maybe Kathleen is a fairie vampire?
🔗 13:44 Zaghrog: Kathleen is Oona?
🔗 13:44 TXC2: kathleen is so tried, kathleen is referring to herself in the 3rd person
🔗 13:44 Angnor33: A Sidhe-pire?
🔗 13:44 Taveena: (Iiiii have been reading too many NWoD books lately.)
🔗 13:44 Walkingharder: Kathleen could just be a cat. Explains all the reason why you think she is a vampire and fairie
🔗 13:44 Taveena: There are fae vampires in that. Leechfingers
🔗 13:44 Lord_Hosk: Kathleen is 100% oceanic
🔗 13:44 PhoenixMelior: Parsonage is better than Starbucks anyway
🔗 13:44 DoktorNik: Who needs starbucks, or even wants it, if you have a Tim's nearby?
🔗 13:45 PhoenixMelior: I could go for a parsonage latte...
🔗 13:45GapFiller: Kathleen is decaffeinated?
🔗 13:45 Taveena: a decaffeinated fairy vampire.
🔗 13:45 mtvcdm: If you say 'coffee' three times, a Serge appears.
🔗 13:45 TXC2:
kathleen is the vampire fairy Romanian moon princess
🔗 13:45 Taveena: all of these things.
🔗 13:45Caerlocc:
just eat coffee grounds that'll work
🔗 13:45 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is correct. Tea has very little caffeine once brewed, on average
🔗 13:45 Angnor33: That makes sense.
🔗 13:45 UnspokenKibbles: @Mtvcdm I thought that was "artisan brew"
🔗 13:45 Lord_Hosk: I think heather would like a slurpee with a ice cream cone from Mc Donalds dumped in the middle of it.
🔗 13:45 Taveena: Coffee helps Kathleen stave off the daysleep.
🔗 13:45 TStodden: Teas have about the same amount of caffeine as pop, on average... possibly more if you like it strong.
🔗 13:46 Taveena: Just eat an entire bag of tea.
🔗 13:46 Zaghrog: Mate has even more caffeine though, right?
🔗 13:46lordchronandthedanknugs: I just finished watching Ghost in the Shell. Please explain?
🔗 13:46 TXC2: tea leaves have more caffeine per weight then coffee beans
🔗 13:46 UnspokenKibbles: That guy was roasted like beans.
🔗 13:46 UnspokenKibbles: @Lordchronandthedanknugs Transhumanism. Boom.
🔗 13:46Metric_Furlong: Lordchronandthedanknugs, you make good choices in films?
🔗 13:46 Lord_Hosk: Lady Hosk "Kathleen I feel your pain, cutting out caffeine is the worst"
🔗 13:47 TXC2: Lordchronandthedanknugs Japan be cray
🔗 13:47Sektor88:
tiny tsundere? So She's this game's Airi?
🔗 13:47 SoSo_Tsundere: someone call? no? *goes back to lurking*
🔗 13:47 mtvcdm: Thank God Nelson has done his duty.
🔗 13:47 PhoenixMelior: so we have the hated one. Is 15 next on the list yet?
🔗 13:47 Anubis169: Lordchronandthedanknugs: best read an analysis on that one
🔗 13:47 TStodden: I pretty much suck down about 2-4 cups of tea at work to keep me going...
🔗 13:47Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Nelson... more like HALF Nelson!
🔗 13:47Metric_Furlong: Lordchronandthedanknugs, seriously though, what is you wanted explaining?
🔗 13:47Metric_Furlong: *what is it
🔗 13:47Caerlocc: I've heard 15 is tough as balls
🔗 13:48 PhoenixMelior:
well it was a question but sick
🔗 13:48 Havok4: Maybe no one talked about the first meeting experience because they were universally awkward and weird.
🔗 13:48 PhoenixMelior: BLOOD AND THUNDER hype!
🔗 13:48 TXC2: i think they do that, because you could play these levels out of order
🔗 13:48 Mowdownjoe:
BLOOD AND THUNDER!
🔗 13:48 Lord_Hosk: So you can breed your future kids into future future kids right? are they going to have the same "what thats not possible you can't be my child" conversation
🔗 13:48ElementalRPS: BLOOD AND THUNDER HYPE
🔗 13:49 TXC2:
blood + thunder = blunder
🔗 13:49 Lord_Hosk: Some people don't think they are going to be good moms but others have way more confidence in them. My wife still thinks she is a worse mom than she really is.
🔗 13:49 UnspokenKibbles: Severa is a little bundle of emotional issues, complexes, PTSD, and puberty. And the bundle is made of swords and other stabby things. In other words: she is a BEAST
🔗 13:49ElementalRPS: RIGHTEOUS FURY TIME
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: BEST KID
🔗 13:50lordchronandthedanknugs: So... The agent bloke is a human with robot bits? The agent woman who keeps getting her tits out for reasons is a robot into whom a human brain was put? and the puppet master is purely AI? Correct so far?
🔗 13:50Caerlocc: oh this one. fuuuck
🔗 13:50 hascow: oooooh, yessssssss
🔗 13:50 Angnor33: @Lord_Hosk, That sounds about right.
🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior: I AM YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER!!!!
🔗 13:50 TXC2: so whose kid is this?
🔗 13:50 Taveena: I don't think wolves are slavers, for what it's worth
🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior: Tharja's kid
🔗 13:50morgoth_bauglyr: trauma kid
🔗 13:50 UnspokenKibbles: We've had the Tsun... time for the Yan
🔗 13:50Metric_Furlong: Lordchronandthedanknugs, Batou and Kusanagi are cyborgs, yes - other guy you're right about
🔗 13:51 TXC2: thanks chat
🔗 13:51Caerlocc: I took one look at the map and decided I needed to grind some more for this mission
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: this was actually really easy every time I did it
🔗 13:51 UnspokenKibbles: @Morgoth_bauglyr They're all trauma kids, this one was just traumatized a little more directly
🔗 13:51Caerlocc: I have literally no archers though
🔗 13:52morgoth_bauglyr: @Unspokenkibbles one might say, deliberately
🔗 13:52 UnspokenKibbles: Friggin levels where you start in a forest...
🔗 13:52 Briars_the_fox: !next
🔗 13:52 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1:07 from now)
🔗 13:52lordchronandthedanknugs: metric_furlong so THEN kusanagi blends with the puppetmaster and the conciouses merge. yes?
🔗 13:52Metric_Furlong: yes
🔗 13:52 Lord_Hosk: Kathleen, why am I not opening any good UB cards in my Magic Duels Origins packs? are you hogging them all?
🔗 13:52 TXC2:
noire = no-wah somehow
🔗 13:52 UnspokenKibbles: @Morgoth_bauglyr If there's one thing you can say unequivocally against Tharja as a character, it's that she is a *terrible* mother
🔗 13:52ElementalRPS: Noire would have been traumatized apocalypse future or not
🔗 13:53 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju:
or there could be a minute or two in the break room before I need to actually start work
🔗 13:53Metric_Furlong: Lordchronandthedanknugs, yay
🔗 13:53Caerlocc: who shipped with Tharja?
🔗 13:53 TXC2: Lord_Hosk how many have you opened? 'cause opened less then 10
🔗 13:53 TXC2: Caerlocc: henry
🔗 13:53lordchronandthedanknugs: one thing i dont get though. Why do cyborg women have to keep getting their tits out?
🔗 13:53 UnspokenKibbles: The last character I saw who behaved similarly to Tharja as a mother was an outright villain.
🔗 13:53Caerlocc: oh god poor child
🔗 13:53 Anubis169: heeeeey did i hear a Derplord?
🔗 13:53lordchronandthedanknugs: canonically, why is it necessary?
🔗 13:53 TXC2:
Lordchronandthedanknugs 'cause who doesn't like tits?
🔗 13:53 Anubis169: he's back from Toronto!
🔗 13:53Caerlocc: At least I had Libra instead
🔗 13:53 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: no sound though because I'm at work, dragon's den is playing on the tv at least
🔗 13:54 UnspokenKibbles: @Caerlocc @Txc2 It was actually Virion in this game
🔗 13:54lordchronandthedanknugs: txc2 seems legit. sorted. I now anime.
🔗 13:54Caerlocc: Virion... hm
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior: send Chrom or Tharja to Noire relatively quickly
🔗 13:54 Mowdownjoe: Just send them all up. Don't worry too much.
🔗 13:54 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles oh yeah, my mistake
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior: the rest are probably all good
🔗 13:55 UnspokenKibbles: @Caerlocc To summarize: Virion was impressed that when she cursed him into doing her bidding, she used him to help out around camp rather than anything else
🔗 13:55 PhoenixMelior: Noire can actually handle herself with good parents
🔗 13:55 Angnor33: Sometimes you need a good squishing.
🔗 13:55Metric_Furlong: Lordchronandthedanknugs, she's generally not, that's her camo suit (hence the line at the neck and the creases around the joints)
🔗 13:55lord_souls: Send the weak in first and they learn not to be so weak
🔗 13:55Caerlocc: sounds good I guess.
🔗 13:55lord_souls:
🔗 13:55 TXC2:
send the weak in first, thats how the romans did it, and look how they did
🔗 13:56 UnspokenKibbles: @Lord_souls That's... that's facism. That's exactly facism.
🔗 13:56 mtvcdm: You have inconvenienced me by making me jump sideways. You will now be flame-broiled in the face until dead.
🔗 13:56 UnspokenKibbles: aaaaand here we go
🔗 13:56 Mowdownjoe: TXC2, that's called the Branniagan offense.
🔗 13:56 PhoenixMelior: you can now control Noire
🔗 13:56Caerlocc: yess I love the personality switch
🔗 13:57 UnspokenKibbles: Just send Donnel
🔗 13:57lordchronandthedanknugs: Brannigans law is like brannigans love. Hard and fast.
🔗 13:57 mtvcdm: Donnel/Noire OTP
🔗 13:57Sektor88:
Hi Alex in the background
🔗 13:57Metric_Furlong: oh yeah, isn't today the return of IDDQDerp?
🔗 13:57Caerlocc: a wild alex appeared... myabe?
🔗 13:57RoastedGravy: Who wants to be a part of the Gravy Squad?
🔗 13:58Caerlocc:
maybe* 
🔗 13:58 Lord_Hosk:
You have a really good luck stat... for future ref 
🔗 13:58 UnspokenKibbles: Omae wo mo shindeiru.
🔗 13:58 mtvcdm: Marry him again!
🔗 13:58 TXC2: "men, you're lucky men, you;re all going to fight for your planet, most of you will be dying for your planet, a few of you will be forced though a fine mesh screen for your planet, they will be the luckiest men of all"
🔗 13:58 PhoenixMelior: Donnel and Noire can't even marry
🔗 13:58 UnspokenKibbles:
@Morgoth_bauglyr come at me
🔗 13:58HisEvilDomain:
first thing I see when I get here is "Who wants to be a part of the Gravy Squad?" do I even want context?
🔗 13:58 PhoenixMelior: Avatar and Noire can marry, which people say makes Morgan the best character in the game
🔗 13:59cddento: Only the avatar can marry the children
🔗 13:59 mtvcdm: My headcanon says I marry Noire to everybody.
🔗 13:59 UnspokenKibbles: spears and spears and spears and spears
🔗 13:59 Mowdownjoe: I missed a secret Alex?Donnel and Tharja was cute, though.
🔗 13:59RetroglycerinRacer: Future children can only marry with each other and the MU
🔗 13:59lord_souls: Be a funny Easter egg if you paired future kids with Ether future kids you get fur future kids
🔗 13:59 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 13:59 UnspokenKibbles: Anna is the best XD
🔗 14:00lordchronandthedanknugs: @txc2 My favorite brannigan quote i cant quite rememebr but its the "And then bullseye, they fall like a house of cards...checkmate."
🔗 14:00 PhoenixMelior: you can use her to shoot the mans behind the wall, and she can usually pick a couple off
🔗 14:01 UnspokenKibbles: Spoiler: every time is Vaike time
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash: oh?
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash: Noire Hype?
🔗 14:01 TXC2:
vaike time? is it before or after pimms O'clock?
🔗 14:01ElementalRPS: BLOOD AND THUNDER HYPE
🔗 14:01 UnspokenKibbles: Yes.
🔗 14:01Caerlocc: I dropped Vaike for Donnel because Donnel
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash:
BLOOD AND THUNDER
🔗 14:02 PhoenixMelior: Blood and Thunder EVERYWHERE!
🔗 14:02Rashagar: thud and blunder!
🔗 14:02lightspeeddash:
Luck Sack and Blunders?
🔗 14:02DrChillbrain: !next
🔗 14:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (57m from now)
🔗 14:02ElementalRPS: blood and thunder is the worst weather
🔗 14:02 Zaghrog: Victory at sea!
🔗 14:02 UnspokenKibbles: @Elementalrps high in iron, though
🔗 14:03 mtvcdm: It's about break time, so Kathleen can go get her caffeine injection of choice.
🔗 14:03 TXC2: oh right , noire is bow lady 'cause dad is too
🔗 14:03 PhoenixMelior: txc2 nope, that's just her default class
🔗 14:03lightspeeddash: isn't noire always bow lady?
🔗 14:03 PhoenixMelior: if Henry was her dad she'd still be bow lady
🔗 14:03 Mangledpixel: "and tomorrow we have a front of Blood and Thunder moving down from the North West"
🔗 14:03lord_souls: Blood and thunder isn't that the thing orcs say in the world of war craft
🔗 14:03 UnspokenKibbles:
whole ing regiments of things with wings
🔗 14:03 Mowdownjoe: Tharja never bothered to teach her kid the family career.
🔗 14:03 TXC2: PhoenixMelior really? being Thaja kid i expected her to be magic
🔗 14:03 PhoenixMelior: txc2 it makes sense come story.
🔗 14:03Metric_Furlong: lord_souls, I thought that was "zug-zug"
🔗 14:04 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 She... actually really doesn't like magic
🔗 14:04 PhoenixMelior: Noire is indeed best reclassed as a Sorcerer
🔗 14:04Sektor88: I'm just thinking of the song Blood and thunder by Mastodon
🔗 14:04 PhoenixMelior: where she is an actual god.
🔗 14:04Sektor88: because it's so cheesy
🔗 14:04ElementalRPS: "With a rising front of RIGHTEOUS FURY coming form the east."
🔗 14:04lightspeeddash: you laugh at the 19% chance until the 1% crit activates
🔗 14:04 UnspokenKibbles: Spoiler: front of righteous fury is actually just Beej
🔗 14:05Caerlocc: WHOAAA EACH ASTRA HIT CAN CRIT, Lon'qi wow
🔗 14:05 UnspokenKibbles: @Lightspeeddash or until you need the 1% crit to win
🔗 14:05 PhoenixMelior: each astra hit can also activate LETHALITY
🔗 14:05 TXC2: i dont think Beej does fury
🔗 14:05oneknownasghost: So I bought the special edition of this game and have still never played it. Does that make me a bad person?
🔗 14:05Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, I don't think Beej really does 'fury', that's more of a Tally thing
🔗 14:05 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 @Metric_furlong Were you around for any of the Baten Kaitos Streams? Or the later Pikmin dungeons?
🔗 14:06 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles nope
🔗 14:06Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, have you *seen* Tally piloting a stream?
🔗 14:06Caerlocc:
but I shipped Lon'qi and Lissa, it's the perfect trickster 
🔗 14:06lord_souls: Yeah I think beej is more in to the Raiches friendship
🔗 14:06Dat_mtg_wizard: <message deleted>HIYE I AM SIX HAW ARE YEW DOEWING
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: mods
🔗 14:06 UnspokenKibbles: @Metric_furlong Yes, but Tally is actually Beej. Everyone is actually Beej.
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: thank you
🔗 14:06ElementalRPS: There's a little Beej in all of us
🔗 14:06 AdmiralMemo: Dat_mtg_wizard, You know better
🔗 14:07 Lord_Hosk: lol "You know you are getting old when the cashier at hot topic ends every sentence with 'Sir' and starts every sentence with, 'Im going to have to ask you to leave you are creeping out the customers."
🔗 14:07jadamelio: praise the beej
🔗 14:07 UnspokenKibbles: They can't get in now, there's a Donnel in the way
🔗 14:07Metric_Furlong: Donnel's arrived there now, everyone else can leave
🔗 14:07Caerlocc: donnel the wall
🔗 14:08Dat_mtg_wizard: Sorry guys. That was my six year old brother.
🔗 14:08 UnspokenKibbles: Did I say Donnel? I meant "all-devouring maw of the netherrealm"
🔗 14:08 UnspokenKibbles: Kill Mans Get Hype
🔗 14:08ElementalRPS: The pot hat keeps the blood out of Donnels hair
🔗 14:08 PhoenixMelior: DrSusse A Fire Emblem Spike
🔗 14:08Rashagar: it's so weird for me seeing Olivia doing anything
🔗 14:08 UnspokenKibbles: @Drsusse Safe.
🔗 14:08Metric_Furlong: that was today's installment of 'lol, what weapon triangle?'
🔗 14:08 hascow: do we need to talk to Noire before finishing the chapter?
🔗 14:09 PhoenixMelior: but if you kill the commander... the chapter ends...
🔗 14:09 UnspokenKibbles: @nicelevel
🔗 14:09 Hrafnsvaengr: Hey, LRRchat
🔗 14:09 PhoenixMelior: oh did it?
🔗 14:09 PhoenixMelior: Oh it is rout
🔗 14:09Caerlocc: donnel isn't your waifu, you're his waifu
🔗 14:09Metric_Furlong: hello Hrafnsvaengr
🔗 14:09 TXC2: hello Hrafnsvaengr welcome
🔗 14:09 PhoenixMelior: I forget that rout is bigger here than in the older games
🔗 14:10 PhoenixMelior: where Seize and commander victories are king
🔗 14:10 Hrafnsvaengr: How are Heather and Ms Evil Overlord of the Moonbase doing?
🔗 14:10 UnspokenKibbles: "slavers" is one of those unambiguously evil enemies
🔗 14:10 hascow: apparently we don't need to talk to Noire
🔗 14:10 PhoenixMelior: Tharja is her mom, but you don't need to talk to Noire
🔗 14:10angelofdust337: I hear Alex laughing
🔗 14:10 PhoenixMelior: she automatically joins
🔗 14:10 Random_Robin: You don't need to talk to her
🔗 14:10 Mowdownjoe: No talking required.
🔗 14:10morgoth_bauglyr: you already have her
🔗 14:10cddento: YOu don't need to talk to Noire you auto aquire her
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: breaktime again?
🔗 14:10 UnspokenKibbles: Less talking more FIRE AND DEATH
🔗 14:10 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:09:55
🔗 14:10CoyoteSans: Even though most older "seize" victories might as well be Routs for anything other than low turn count/speedruns.
🔗 14:11 mtvcdm: I think they're waiting unti lthe end of the battle, Anubis.
🔗 14:11Metric_Furlong:
so in other words, not only did killing the leader not end the chapter, it wouldn't have mattered even if it had
🔗 14:11 Anubis169: ah gotcha
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: CoyoteSans you are correct, that is how those go
🔗 14:11morgoth_bauglyr: yeeeehaaaaaw
🔗 14:11Caerlocc: that grind was so needed though @coyotesans
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: nope, you never needed to speak to her
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior:
just uh... enjoy the ending cutscene
🔗 14:12 TXC2:
kellam with the no sell there, exposing the business
🔗 14:12 mtvcdm: That was not a great level.
🔗 14:12lord_souls: If Olivia is that grinder then what is donnel
🔗 14:12 PhoenixMelior: ping? Was that me?
🔗 14:12Metric_Furlong: lord_souls, the nuke
🔗 14:12 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is not of this earth
🔗 14:12Caerlocc: donnel is a black hole
🔗 14:13 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is a Hellmouth. Like from Buffy.
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior:
I guess that makes Noire a Damnation
🔗 14:13Sektor88: Donnel is the last thing the enemy sees before they die
🔗 14:13 TXC2: donnel is the death that walks the earth
🔗 14:13cddento: Donnel is the embodiment of "unfair"
🔗 14:13 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is Dream, The Endless
🔗 14:13morgoth_bauglyr: donnelkul the aeons torn
🔗 14:13ElementalRPS: Donnel is the reason the future goes to ****
🔗 14:14Metric_Furlong: Donnel is word that when spoken ends the universe
🔗 14:14RoastedGravy: So, anyone up to join the Gravy Squad?
🔗 14:14RetroglycerinRacer: Donnel was too strong for his own good
🔗 14:14 Mowdownjoe: Donnelek, Butcher of Mans
🔗 14:14 TXC2: donnel is entropy, the end of all things
🔗 14:14 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is the fire and death Noire speaks of
🔗 14:14Sektor88: Donnel is eternal
🔗 14:14ElementalRPS: donnel is the child of death and war
🔗 14:14 mtvcdm: The Donnel is coming from inside the house.
🔗 14:14 UnspokenKibbles: @Elementalrps And farming
🔗 14:15Caerlocc: meanwhile the only thing on his mind is "Am I helping guys"
🔗 14:15Metric_Furlong: Donnel exists so that all others may know the fear of death
🔗 14:15 UnspokenKibbles: Donnel is what happens when Gravity Falls
🔗 14:15 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Is Alex streaming today or no?
🔗 14:16 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (43m from now)
🔗 14:16 mtvcdm: Break time?
🔗 14:16Metric_Furlong: AnAlligatorWithTeeth, schedule says so for now
🔗 14:16 TXC2: i died trying to kill the donnel god
🔗 14:16 Lord_Hosk smashes a two by four over Mtvcdm's head
🔗 14:16 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: It appears I am to dumb to read the schedule right or to know my own timezone cause I am always one hour early XD
🔗 14:16 Lord_Hosk: Break time hehehehe
🔗 14:16 mtvcdm: *yellow card
🔗 14:17morgoth_bauglyr: raaaage mooode
🔗 14:17Sektor88: noire plz
🔗 14:17 girlpainting:
hi girls
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior:
Noire
🔗 14:17 UnspokenKibbles: Trogdor the Ruinator
🔗 14:17CoyoteSans: Haha, domestic abuse is funny, kids!
🔗 14:17 mtvcdm: Noire is fun.
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: Ah Noire. Best everything
🔗 14:18 mtvcdm: Noire is Donnel's herald.
🔗 14:18 Hrafnsvaengr: What's with the Disney music during that whole scene?
🔗 14:18 Mowdownjoe: We must see Noire supports.
🔗 14:18 PhoenixMelior: Best Sorcerer, anyway
🔗 14:18 UnspokenKibbles: It's funny... until you realize Tharja's not joking. #squick
🔗 14:18 orgmastron: Noire is...something.
🔗 14:18 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm ooh, I like that. Noire is the herald of the apocalypse
🔗 14:18 Mowdownjoe: Aren't there 4 horsemen? So, who are Donnel's 4 horsemen?
🔗 14:19CoyoteSans: And now that we've met her, I'd like to say actually pairing Avatar/Tharja makes the family supports completely nonsensical.
🔗 14:19 PhoenixMelior: yes, yes it does
🔗 14:19 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 14:19CoyoteSans: The parent/child and sibling supports just contradict each other so much.
🔗 14:19 Anubis169: btw chat, want to know something depressing if you're over 20?
🔗 14:19 TXC2: Anubis169 go on
🔗 14:19 PhoenixMelior: do we really, Anubis?
🔗 14:20 UnspokenKibbles: @Anubis169 I laugh at depressing facts
🔗 14:20CoyoteSans: I'm about a quarter of the way through my lifespan already?
🔗 14:20 girlpainting: no Anubis169
🔗 14:20 mtvcdm: My first codefall win!
🔗 14:20 chenhsi2: I'm exactly 20; will I be depressed?
🔗 14:20 Anubis169: the average web page these days is the same size as the original "Doom" game image
🔗 14:20 Anubis169: every time you load a site
🔗 14:20 Anubis169: you're downloading the game
🔗 14:20Caerlocc: that's not depressing
🔗 14:20 UnspokenKibbles: @Anubis169 that's AWESOME
🔗 14:20Metric_Furlong: Anubis169, that's the opposite of depressing
🔗 14:20 TXC2: thats just progress
🔗 14:20CoyoteSans: That is depressing... to my coding senisbilities because that implies so much damn flash bloat.
🔗 14:21 PhoenixMelior:
sad how terrible we've become at managing code
🔗 14:21 Anubis169: so much wasted space when you need a 200mb javascript update just to load the thing >_<
🔗 14:21 UnspokenKibbles: TECHNOLOGICAL AND SOCIETAL PROGRESSION ENABLING EXPANDED UTILITY AND AWARENESS FTW!!!!11!!1!
🔗 14:21 PhoenixMelior: right?
🔗 14:21 Mowdownjoe: Meanwhile, the guy who made Retro City Rampage managed to port it to DOS.
🔗 14:21 girlpainting: witch part of that is depressing Anubis169 ?
🔗 14:21 TXC2: how big is doom anyway?
🔗 14:21 TStodden: The average NES game (in ROM form) is smaller than most pictures.
🔗 14:21Metric_Furlong: 'eff you past, Metric; I'm now downloading way more data per webpage than the size of that game you never owned!'
🔗 14:21CoyoteSans: And actually squeezed it into a physical NES cart.
🔗 14:22 PhoenixMelior: what's depressing is that I'm turning 24 in three weeks and I still haven't conquered the world
🔗 14:22 TStodden: The DOS version of RCR fits on an actual floppy... which REALLY takes me back...
🔗 14:22 UnspokenKibbles: Doom was on storage media that was roughly as equivalent as a Scantron, if that powerful
🔗 14:22 PhoenixMelior: Though I am part of the way to my goal of being on Canada's National Energy Board... on the road to becoming a P. Eng.
🔗 14:22Caerlocc: you'll do it someday @phoenixmelior I believe in you
🔗 14:22 TStodden: I remember playing Bolo (Mac) off a floppy.
🔗 14:23Metric_Furlong: what's depressing is the knowledge that I'm still probably going to be alive to see one of the inevitable climate change induced resource wars go nuclear
🔗 14:24 girlpainting: welcome back
🔗 14:24Caerlocc:
🔗 14:24CoyoteSans: Fallout: A humorous yet depressing vision of the future!
🔗 14:25 TStodden: When death seems inevitable, just think back & remember how good life was to you. Inversely, give your current situation, you can be relieved in the fact that it won't be bother you for much longer...
🔗 14:25 girlpainting: after only 12 hours of downloading, i finaly have the witcher 3 now....AND IT WORKS...evan on the old donky of pc i have ^^
🔗 14:25Caerlocc: She looks like that regardless of father choice
🔗 14:25CoyoteSans: Only the hair color changes for the kids.
🔗 14:25 TXC2: TStodden i'll be takening the latter of those two choices
🔗 14:25 Lord_Hosk: So when you force the people to do it, does the child just replace one of the parents in your line up or both?
🔗 14:26 UnspokenKibbles: Tharja is... really quite a bad person.
🔗 14:26 Random_Robin: That's just the archer outfit
🔗 14:26ravensshade: soooo will you be able to couple up your kids too?
🔗 14:26Caerlocc: it's based on default class
🔗 14:26 hascow: the kids can pair up, yeah, but they don't have kids of their own
🔗 14:26Metric_Furlong: ravensshade, it wouldn't be shipping if you couldn't
🔗 14:26CoyoteSans: Yes, though there's no third generation.
🔗 14:26CoyoteSans: (unless you pair the avatar with one of the kids instead)
🔗 14:27Earthenone: russian nesting kids?
🔗 14:27Caerlocc: does that mean infinite timelines? at least more than one
🔗 14:27ravensshade: all the timelines
🔗 14:27Caerlocc: sorry I meant 2
🔗 14:27 PhoenixMelior:
this kid
🔗 14:28Caerlocc: poor Kellam
🔗 14:28Metric_Furlong:
PhoenixMelior, well she's his kid, so this is technically his fault
🔗 14:28 PhoenixMelior: Kellam this is all YOUR fault
🔗 14:28Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: thats a fine line you're treadin missy
🔗 14:28 PhoenixMelior: you and me both Kathleen
🔗 14:28Caerlocc:
this girl is my avatar's kid
🔗 14:29 UnspokenKibbles: I mean... wait until the end of this dialogue line. It's... kind of tear-inducing
🔗 14:29 girlpainting: this game is a little bit minimalistic graphics wise
🔗 14:29 PhoenixMelior: @Unspokenkibbles with how this starts I have no desire to speak to this woman again
🔗 14:29 UnspokenKibbles: She's not Tsundere, she's PTSD'd to hell and back
🔗 14:30 Lord_Hosk: "in the future you give me ice cream for dinner every night because they find out its really really good for you. You should probably get a start on that early and just give me ice cram every night from birth.
🔗 14:30Metric_Furlong:
UnspokenKibbles, Post Tsundere Stress Disorder
🔗 14:30ravensshade: she's not sosotsudnere?
🔗 14:30ravensshade: i mispelled that.. damn
🔗 14:31 UnspokenKibbles: @Metric_furlong That's what every harem anime protagonist has
🔗 14:31ravensshade: is sosotsundere even online?
🔗 14:31 UnspokenKibbles: Spoilers: Vaike lost that fight. Hard.
🔗 14:31Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, no no, that would require a personality - which they are forbidden by genre laws from possessing
🔗 14:31 Omega_Lairon: Vaike... get out of my gender and stay out -_-'
🔗 14:31ravensshade: @Metric_furlong they can have a personality... if that personality means being darkmatter
🔗 14:31 Omega_Lairon: You're embarrassing us
🔗 14:32 TXC2: how is harem anime even a thing?
🔗 14:32 UnspokenKibbles: @Metric_furlong How DARE you slander the name of Haruhi Fujioka in this way. Pistols at dawn!
🔗 14:32 TXC2: hello Omega_Lairon welcome
🔗 14:32 Omega_Lairon: Howdy TXC2
🔗 14:32morgoth_bauglyr: wooo goast house
🔗 14:32Metric_Furlong: TXC2, General Public has crap taste
🔗 14:32 Lord_Hosk: A man's gotta do what a mans gotta do, dont plan the plan if you cant follow through...
🔗 14:32CoyoteSans: It also has a REALLY irritating gimmick.
🔗 14:32 PhoenixMelior:
Nah, we're good
🔗 14:32ravensshade: @Unspokenkibbles who?
🔗 14:32Caldurin: "flowers"
🔗 14:32 Mowdownjoe: Nowi's kid.
🔗 14:32 TXC2: Metric_Furlong it sure does
🔗 14:32 hascow: Nah, we shouldn't do this one
🔗 14:32jadamelio: @omega_lairon did you get my forum pm?
🔗 14:32 UnspokenKibbles: @Ravensshade Protagonist of Ouran High School Host Club.
🔗 14:33 PhoenixMelior: Nah, it's about time we got it out of the way
🔗 14:33 Random_Robin: Nah, too late now
🔗 14:33 hascow: Nah, it's a bit too scary in here
🔗 14:33 PhoenixMelior: Hodor, we've been doing this for a LONG time
🔗 14:33 UnspokenKibbles: Nowi, it turns out, is also naht a good mother
🔗 14:33 Mowdownjoe: Guys? Any chance we can stop the puns?
🔗 14:33ravensshade: @Unspokenkibbles i kinda gave up on that
🔗 14:33 Mowdownjoe serves.
🔗 14:33 Omega_Lairon: jadamelio - I don't think so... it's hooked to my email, and it hasn't pinged me for new forum message any time recently. I'll double check though
🔗 14:33 Random_Robin: Nah, we've been doing that for a while
🔗 14:33 Mangledpixel returns, fortified with pizza
🔗 14:33Metric_Furlong: nah, nah nah nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey jude
🔗 14:33 hascow: Nah, don't worry about it, it'll work out
🔗 14:34 TXC2: thats it, Metric_Furlong wins
🔗 14:34Sektor88: nah nahhhh nahnahnahnah, katamari damacy
🔗 14:34morgoth_bauglyr: let the honeywell sing
🔗 14:34 UnspokenKibbles: @Ravensshade It's a personal favorite, but if satire of harem anime peppered with LOTS of manservice isn't your thing, I understand.
🔗 14:34 TXC2: ALL PRAISE HONEYWELL
🔗 14:34 Mowdownjoe: Do we need the Rescue staff for this?
🔗 14:34morgoth_bauglyr: nah nah nah nanananah hey jude.
🔗 14:34GapFiller: sweet honeywell music
🔗 14:34 UnspokenKibbles: The walls shift.
🔗 14:34 hascow: nah, Mowdownjoe, we don't
🔗 14:34 Mowdownjoe gets the hook for Hascow.
🔗 14:35 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles manservice = naked mans ?
🔗 14:35 Lord_Hosk: I sent you a forum message like 4 days ago, did you get that Lairon?
🔗 14:35ravensshade: @Unspokenkibbles oh the manservice was great i just didn't really like the protagonist and ehmm i guess you could call blondie the male lead....
🔗 14:35Metric_Furlong: !uptime
🔗 14:35 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:34:25
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: ehh.... you're probably ok
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: If you blitz it
🔗 14:35 Omega_Lairon: I have that message Hosk. Much appreciated ^_^
🔗 14:35 Random_Robin: You can save mid-battle of you need to
🔗 14:35Caerlocc: #justdonnelit
🔗 14:35 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 Not naked mans. Just... adoringly-drawn, framed, and posed mans.
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: Nah, I guess we'll just come back to that later
🔗 14:36Metric_Furlong: UnspokenKibbles, back in my day, we called those 'bishies'
🔗 14:36 TXC2: UnspokenKibbles so manservice = female gaze
🔗 14:36 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 Exactly.
🔗 14:36 PhoenixMelior: And Donnel for cleanup crew
🔗 14:36 Mangledpixel: how large is the roster now?
🔗 14:36 UnspokenKibbles: "LOOK AT THESE PRETTY MEN AS THEY ALMOST KISS"
🔗 14:36Compleatly: PhoenixMelior: how far is heather now story-wise
🔗 14:36ravensshade: free! it's manservice all over
🔗 14:36ravensshade: but contrary to the name it isn't actually free
🔗 14:37Metric_Furlong: ravensshade, it is on Crunchyroll
🔗 14:37ravensshade: did you get ptsd girl?
🔗 14:37Metric_Furlong: ravensshade, yes
🔗 14:37Sektor88:
Fire emblem babies!
🔗 14:37 Mowdownjoe: ALL THE BABBIES
🔗 14:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (22m from now)
🔗 14:37 UnspokenKibbles: @Ravensshade I'm not sure what would turn one off of Haruhi, but I can understand why one wouldn't like Tamaki. I mean, I do, but that's for personal reasons.
🔗 14:38ravensshade: @Metric_furlong the blue rays still aren't.. how else will you enjoy hi quality manservice! /s
🔗 14:38 UnspokenKibbles: @Ravensshade Have you consulted Tumblr? They usually have *very* hi-res manservice in a number of flavors
🔗 14:39 Omega_Lairon:
Maybe one of the enemies dropped it?
🔗 14:39SquareDotCube: Donnel + Log = still OP
🔗 14:39 UnspokenKibbles: No, the log is a spear.
🔗 14:39 TXC2:
a log? is it the captains?
🔗 14:39ravensshade: @Unspokenkibbles i only consult tumblr for featherweight and when i want to laugh/shake my head at sjw's
🔗 14:39GapFiller: its big its heavy its wood
🔗 14:39 UnspokenKibbles: Just don't let the merchant die and they will shower you with gifts
🔗 14:40ravensshade: sooo who's got wood?
🔗 14:40 TXC2: OK just what the hell is an SJW ?
🔗 14:40 PhoenixMelior: txc2 don't go there
🔗 14:40 PhoenixMelior: just... let it go away
🔗 14:40GapFiller: you really don't wanna know
🔗 14:40ravensshade: TXC2 if you don't know it's better you don't
🔗 14:41 nightvalien28: TXC2, it's just a stupid made up term don't worry about it
🔗 14:41 PhoenixMelior: tbh I don't know, I tried to look into it, got like five minutes in and went the other wat
🔗 14:41ravensshade: let's keep it at stupid often hyperbolic nonsense
🔗 14:41 PhoenixMelior: *way
🔗 14:41 TXC2: PhoenixMelior: i mean i know what it stands for, just not what "they" are
🔗 14:41 Mowdownjoe: RANDOM BATTLES
🔗 14:41cddento: You usually use rescue staffs to save merchants
🔗 14:41 PhoenixMelior: yeah and I don't think you really want to
🔗 14:41 TXC2: well thanks anyway chat
🔗 14:41ravensshade: i gave a very short definition @Txc2
🔗 14:41SquareDotCube: With a rescue staff and proper healer placement?
🔗 14:42 miniwak: well i'm back and fully upgraded to windows 10
🔗 14:43 PhoenixMelior: Noire is better off a magic user in the end
🔗 14:43 miniwak: things are.......different
🔗 14:43 PhoenixMelior: though she's actually quite good as an archer
🔗 14:43 miniwak: but i think i can get used to it
🔗 14:43 PhoenixMelior: @Miniwak like... in a good way?
🔗 14:43ravensshade: @Miniwak did you turn off cortana (apparantly you want to do that if you like your privacy
🔗 14:43 girlpainting: can´t write.....cat infront of keyboard.........................
🔗 14:44ravensshade: fluffy cat atleast?
🔗 14:44cddento: Heather and Kathleen I don't know if you are aware of this but if you luck out and get two enemies to spawn on the same map you get a bonus reward for fighting both at the same time
🔗 14:44 girlpainting: yes
🔗 14:44 miniwak: @phoenixMelior i dunno. i've used 8.1 for just over a year and this is familar but different so much that i'm having to figure out stuff. @ravensshade i turned off the important privacy invasive stuff and don't plan to use cortana at the moment
🔗 14:44 mtvcdm: Girlpainting, I know how that is.
🔗 14:45 PhoenixMelior: I gotcha
🔗 14:45ravensshade: that's good
🔗 14:45 girlpainting: i get scratched, every time i whant to write soething ^^
🔗 14:45 mtvcdm: Cat got on my lap once and Paul ended up giving chat urgent updates on my condition.
🔗 14:45ravensshade: i'll probably do the same when i get my upgrade
🔗 14:45 girlpainting: ouch
🔗 14:45 PhoenixMelior: I never made the switch to 8 from 7 so I'm not sure if it's... gonna be closer to THAT or 8.1
🔗 14:45drunkard103:
🔗 14:45 miniwak: @ravensshave i used the media creation tool to upgrade since i reserved so late
🔗 14:45 PhoenixMelior: either way I'll wait until the major bugs are sorted out... and for me to have a word with my tech guy (AKA my father)
🔗 14:45ravensshade: @Miniwak out of curiosity what happens to files that were in your old os's my documents.. are they deleted or just transferred?
🔗 14:45drunkard103:
🔗 14:46 Mowdownjoe: Honestly, Noire can be a good archer with the right dad.
🔗 14:46 miniwak: @ravensshade if you upgrade then they're moved across unless you chose it not to do that.
🔗 14:46drunkard103:
🔗 14:46 miniwak: other than what windows 10 added everything else was in the same place
🔗 14:46ravensshade: @Miniwak good.. that saves me a lot of moving *** around effort
🔗 14:47 PhoenixMelior: Drunkard103 we try to not just spam emotes in this chat and have real discussions, careful if you keep that up
🔗 14:47angelofdust337: I reserved late but I'm thinking of just waiting till its ready rather than do it myself
🔗 14:47 AdmiralMemo: Drunkard103: Yeah, keep that up and you're getting purged
🔗 14:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (12m from now)
🔗 14:47 miniwak: that's a point. whats going on with IDDQDerp. is alex back or is it gonna be something else
🔗 14:48 mtvcdm: Alex sounded back.
🔗 14:48 TXC2: alex is back
🔗 14:48 nightvalien28: I hope alex plays beyond eyes
🔗 14:48 Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends!
🔗 14:48Sektor88: calendar says derp tonight
🔗 14:48 BusTed: Heya Sarah.
🔗 14:48 TXC2: what was alex playing before ?
🔗 14:48Metric_Furlong: hello Sarah_Serinde
🔗 14:48 nightvalien28:
Sarah_Serinde,
🔗 14:48angelofdust337: I heard Alex laughing in the background earlier so I imagine he's doing it
🔗 14:48GapFiller: I could hear Alex next door earlier in the stream
🔗 14:48 TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde welcome
🔗 14:48 nightvalien28: TXC2, the adventures of space ***
🔗 14:48 NapalmSideburns:
greetings fine folks
🔗 14:49 TXC2: hello NapalmSideburns
🔗 14:49 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28, Yeah, but he finished that
🔗 14:49 nightvalien28: no he did not
🔗 14:49 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28: Oh? Well, I thought he did when he decided to do Quake for 2/3 of a stream
🔗 14:49 PhoenixMelior: Libra isn't it?
🔗 14:49 PhoenixMelior: oh Gregor
🔗 14:49 TXC2 thinks "space ass?" .....oh right red faction
🔗 14:50 mtvcdm: We haven't had IDDQDerp in nearly a month, apparently. Red Faction, which I have to think we're headed back to.
🔗 14:51 TXC2:
we're watching TNG now
🔗 14:52 theonecalledstu: is my chat not updating or is no one talking
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: Baloney Fire hurts
🔗 14:52 PhoenixMelior: we're not really taling
🔗 14:52Sektor88:
oh no, such a tragedy
🔗 14:52 LRRbot:
43 deaths for Fire Emblem: Awakening on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 14:52 PhoenixMelior: *talking
🔗 14:52 monsieur_squirrel: We're all boring people
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: who died?
🔗 14:52Metric_Furlong: well if nothing else, we've learned a valuable lesson about checking attack ranges
🔗 14:53Compleatly:
The chat is boring, yes
🔗 14:53 PhoenixMelior: I'm at work so I can't all the time...
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash: HA checking attack ranges
🔗 14:53Compleatly:
Checking attack ranges, what is this, hard mode?
🔗 14:53 TXC2: was that snake or a slug?
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash:
or a Mutsu slug
🔗 14:53Compleatly: Yes txc2.
🔗 14:53morgoth_bauglyr: all the money
🔗 14:54 nightvalien28: laurent mvo
🔗 14:54 nightvalien28: mvp
🔗 14:54lightspeeddash:
HP SAUCE
🔗 14:54 TXC2:
Compleatly quite the mathematicians answer you gave me there
🔗 14:54 Anubis169: HP Source?
🔗 14:54morgoth_bauglyr: miserable level usually means he's maxed out on some stats
🔗 14:55Compleatly:
TXC2: Ask a good question get a good answer
🔗 14:55 TStodden: How shocking...
🔗 14:55 PhoenixMelior: Laurent also looks like a sage
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: Hp Sauce when a level only gains HP
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: Res Bus is when the level only gains Resistance
🔗 14:55Compleatly: stand against the Res Bust.
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: its casual mode w/e
🔗 14:56 AdmiralMemo:
So I am playing Game Dev Tycoon... Just made a City Sim game... It did well... I called it "Cities: Skybox"
🔗 14:56lightspeeddash: i doesnt matter lol
🔗 14:56 Featherweight_: Hello , Heather, Kathleen, Chat.
🔗 14:56Compleatly: Hello artman.
🔗 14:56 mtvcdm: Hey, Featherweight!
🔗 14:56 TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
🔗 14:57 Anubis169: haaaai Featherweight_~~
🔗 14:57 Sarah_Serinde:
Hey Devin
🔗 14:57 monsieur_squirrel: hey there
🔗 14:57 Featherweight_: Hello sarah
🔗 14:57lightspeeddash: pity not 99
🔗 14:57 Mangledpixel: greetings, thou that art the weight of but one feather
🔗 14:57Thylian1: Hey Featherweight
🔗 14:57 mtvcdm: 96. Not the 126 we had earlier, but still ridiculous.
🔗 14:58Compleatly: I like how they can just casually sidestep a magma burst.
🔗 14:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1m from now)
🔗 14:58lightspeeddash:
Force
🔗 14:58Compleatly: I hear a derpsman.
🔗 14:58 Sarah_Serinde: Well Alex is having fun
🔗 14:58 mtvcdm: Alex laughing at SOMETHING in the background.
🔗 14:58 nightvalien28: as is tradition
🔗 14:58 Mangledpixel: hear the cry of the wild Alex, so majestic
🔗 14:58Compleatly:
Sarah_Serinde: He's having fun now before the chat can suck it out of him
🔗 14:59 Anubis169: oww, dat lunge
🔗 14:59 Anubis169: gut stab
🔗 14:59dandinstorm12 subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 14:59 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, dandinstorm12! (Today's storm count: 3)
🔗 15:00lightspeeddash: the one "problem" about astra is that is drains weapon durability like no other
🔗 15:00 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:00 Anubis169: yaaaaaay
🔗 15:00 Anubis169:
🔗 15:00 Dandinstorm12: hey chat hey Kathleen hey Heather
🔗 15:00Compleatly:
Lightspeeddash: not anymore it doesn't
🔗 15:00 UnspokenKibbles: We were going to let you live... then you got in Cordelia's grill
🔗 15:00 TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
🔗 15:00JohnLockeCole: Dear Drs Hodor and Kathleen, did you know that if you pair up two characters with galeforce, you can attack with one, move, switch and attack with the other, and then get to move and attack a THIRD time (this can really wreck enemy formations)
🔗 15:00lightspeeddash: wait Astra in awakening doesn't?
🔗 15:00Compleatly: no in fates it doesn't. I don't know if it does in awakening
🔗 15:01lightspeeddash: well yeah in fates thats out lol
🔗 15:01 mtvcdm: 13=22, 1 apple + 2 apples + 2 apples and an orange.
🔗 15:01 Anubis169: mtvcdm: yes, because aliens don't wear hats
🔗 15:01 Dandinstorm12: How's the Fire Embleming?
🔗 15:01TheMooseTetrino: Evening everyone.
🔗 15:01 Dandinstorm12: hey @Themoosetetrino
🔗 15:01 UnspokenKibbles: !next
🔗 15:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (1m ago)
🔗 15:01Compleatly:
Lightspeeddash: but who cares about astra, clearly the best skill in fates is Clumsy
🔗 15:01 Anubis169: 'lo moose
🔗 15:01 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm OUENDAN!!!!!
🔗 15:01 TXC2: hello TheMooseTetrino welcome
🔗 15:01lightspeeddash: i'm still in the process of getting the childrens
🔗 15:01 UnspokenKibbles: I think it's just about time for the derpfest
🔗 15:01lightspeeddash: what does clumsy do?
🔗 15:02cloney999: Rekt xD
🔗 15:02 UnspokenKibbles: Lucina Tier 1
🔗 15:02 mtvcdm: Level and almost another level after that.
🔗 15:02TheMooseTetrino: I hope you're all okay
🔗 15:02WatsonLytwick: I believe that Astra uses 1 weapon durability
🔗 15:02 Dandinstorm12: Doing pretty alright @Themoosetetrino
🔗 15:02 PhoenixMelior: Compleatly I'm doing some research and slowly coming around to Fates. Still want a demo and still unsure about this lack of durability but it still looks fun
🔗 15:02 Anubis169: i wonder what Alex will be playing
🔗 15:02TheMooseTetrino: Good to hear
🔗 15:02 mtvcdm: Red Faction, surely, Anubis.
🔗 15:03 Dandinstorm12:
@Anubis169 Clear Skies
🔗 15:03Compleatly: PhoenixMelior: I can only imagine how good fates will be when I can actually read the text and understand the dialogue.
🔗 15:03lightspeeddash: w/ Compleatly seriously? lol
🔗 15:03lightspeeddash: i failed that but lol
🔗 15:03 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (3m ago)
🔗 15:03Compleatly: yes lightspeeddash. The Hoshido wear fundoshi
🔗 15:03 Anubis169: oooOOOooo, more adventures of space аsshole?
🔗 15:03 UnspokenKibbles: @Anubis169 Undoubtedly Dark Souls II
🔗 15:03lightspeeddash: i did it wrong way lol
🔗 15:03 PhoenixMelior: Compleatly could be better, could be worse
🔗 15:03 mtvcdm: That was the last thing he was playing before vacation.
🔗 15:03 PhoenixMelior: all I know is Lost Dimension is fun and I should tell Kathleen about it tomorrow
🔗 15:03 Anubis169: he sounds nice and rested
🔗 15:04 PhoenixMelior: has anyone else in chat played Lost Dimension?
🔗 15:04 Dandinstorm12: Def gonna be STALKER clear skies
🔗 15:04 TXC2: man i'd love to alex try stalker: clear sky
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: the Derp Engines had some downtime for a tuneup
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: a nice overhaul and re-grease
🔗 15:04cloney999: You Alright there Kathleen? xD
🔗 15:04 UnspokenKibbles: I really want Alex to play more Just Cause 2.
🔗 15:04 Dandinstorm12: Alex should play Fallout NV
🔗 15:04 mtvcdm: And given his Twitter, it sounds like the trip to Toronto really did Alex a world of good.
🔗 15:04lightspeeddash:
Alex should play Toronto
🔗 15:04 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm it's good to hear Alex doing better
🔗 15:04 Anubis169: Twitch plays Alex plays Toronto
🔗 15:05 UnspokenKibbles: Oh, also Mercenaries 2. Mercs 2 for IDDQDerp.
🔗 15:05 nightvalien28: mtvcdm, he rammed some delicious pork and roasted milk
🔗 15:05 Dandinstorm12: Hai Alex
🔗 15:05 nightvalien28: ALEX
🔗 15:05lightspeeddash: I like Noire
🔗 15:05 mtvcdm: I... feel a bit stronger. Whee.
🔗 15:05 Dandinstorm12: brave bow OP
🔗 15:05 PhoenixMelior: Rest Noire... you will soon become death, destroyer of worlds. SOON
🔗 15:05 Dandinstorm12: Thanks Heather and Kathleen!
🔗 15:05 monsieur_squirrel: laurent is dreamy
🔗 15:06 Anubis169: fresh Derp!
🔗 15:06 Anubis169:
thankies Heather and Kathleen
🔗 15:06GapFiller: goodnight Heather Kathleen ladies
🔗 15:06Metric_Furlong: bye K+H
🔗 15:06Caldurin: Thanks heather, thanks kathleen
🔗 15:06Thylian1: Cya Heather and Kathleen, thanks for stream
🔗 15:06 mtvcdm: Bye, you teo!
🔗 15:06 monsieur_squirrel: bye
🔗 15:06 Shadow_606: bye K & H
🔗 15:06 TXC2: thank you heather and kathleen
🔗 15:06 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: bye
🔗 15:06 Featherweight_: byebye
🔗 15:06GapFiller: see you tomorrow
🔗 15:06 Psychomonosis: Bye y'all
🔗 15:06 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 15:06 Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "Alex being cool" DeVere
🔗 15:06All_Mankind: we all had a good time!
🔗 15:06 Omega_Lairon: Oh right... I have that thing tomorrow : (
🔗 15:06Feyreisa: Bye ladies!
🔗 15:06morgoth_bauglyr: baibai
🔗 15:06All_Mankind speaks for everyone, of course
🔗 15:07 Dandinstorm12: Me too @Omega_lairon me too
🔗 15:07 Mr_Horrible: curses! Arrived just as the stream ended!
🔗 15:07 monsieur_squirrel: wow, ads are loud!
🔗 15:07 Omega_Lairon: Dandinstorm12 - the same thing though? Cool, I'll see you there then
🔗 15:07 monsieur_squirrel: horrible: Alex is on in a sec
🔗 15:07 TStodden: Don't worry, the Derps will be upon us soon...
🔗 15:07 TXC2: so chat, which should i chose? alex or sleep?
🔗 15:07 mtvcdm: They threw ads into my eyeballs. There is now a soccer ball in my eyeball. It hurts.
🔗 15:07 Dandinstorm12: You got it boss
🔗 15:08 Dandinstorm12: @Txc2 both obvs
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: did they leave the stream on?
🔗 15:08cloney999: Alex is the only choice TStodeen xD
🔗 15:08 Dandinstorm12: mmm eggs and soccer
🔗 15:09 LoadingReadyRun: billy
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: Goat
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: The Kid?
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: now look here billy
🔗 15:09Compleatly: No don't do this billy.
🔗 15:09 AdmiralMemo: You see, Billy... Billy, come here...
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: Billy, Joel
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: Billy.....Idol?
🔗 15:09Compleatly: Billy come on now
🔗 15:09echinoid: billy...
🔗 15:09 Omega_Lairon: Don't be a hero
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: Club
🔗 15:09 Psychomonosis: Hello Alex! Welcome back!
🔗 15:09 Dandinstorm12: No sound
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: may want to cycle the stream
🔗 15:09 iSmartMan1: See, Billy, you...you gotta, Billy...
🔗 15:09 mtvcdm: Hi, Alex!
🔗 15:09 TXC2: billy ocean?
🔗 15:09Metric_Furlong: silent Alex
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: it was'nt turned off
🔗 15:09 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Hello Alex
🔗 15:09 PhoenixMelior: wat indeed
🔗 15:09 ThePrettiestFurry: The Alex returns. Welcome back, sir!
🔗 15:10DTor214: Hi, Alex!
🔗 15:10All_Mankind: hay Alex
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo: You see Alex... Alex... Alex... Come here Alex...
🔗 15:10 CaffeinatedLemur: hello Alex
🔗 15:10Ownyke:
Hey Alex Long time no see!
🔗 15:10IndigoVitare: Mime pls
🔗 15:10 mtvcdm: I'm still cycling through ads, so...
🔗 15:10 Zyme86: yes seriously
🔗 15:10morgoth_bauglyr: wat?
🔗 15:10 Omega_Lairon: There it is
🔗 15:10 PhoenixMelior: hehe
🔗 15:10 Psychomonosis: Sad Alex
🔗 15:10DTor214: Sound now!
🔗 15:10 Herbert_Erpaderp: COOL!
🔗 15:10 Artirian_Legacy: Hi Alex! Good to have you back!
🔗 15:10 Dandinstorm12: Hai Alex!
🔗 15:10 CaffeinatedLemur: will you sing me a song about DS3
🔗 15:10 mtvcdm: And now my ads are done.
🔗 15:10 miniwak: prff don;t worry alex it happens
🔗 15:10morgoth_bauglyr: kaching
🔗 15:10 PhoenixMelior: whelp, redo!
🔗 15:10 Nuurgle: Seriously, Billy?
🔗 15:10 TXC2: my first time seeing alex in its native time
🔗 15:10 Dandinstorm12: !panic
🔗 15:10 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:10 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: works now
🔗 15:10 Mr_Horrible: 'tis an Alex!
🔗 15:10 chenhsi2: Hi Alex Bye Alex
🔗 15:10WatsonLytwick: Ahhhahaa
🔗 15:10Metric_Furlong: whamp whamp
🔗 15:10DoodlestheGreat: Welcome back, Alex.
🔗 15:10 ashburnem: !pancake
🔗 15:10wench_tacular: that was short
🔗 15:10 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Now no more XD
🔗 15:10lordchronandthedanknugs: ragequit
🔗 15:10 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo: Womp and/or womp
🔗 15:10 Artirian_Legacy: Sorgnal?
🔗 15:10All_Mankind: didn't know the cam was live i suppose
🔗 15:10 Zyme86: Hi alex...goodby forever alex
🔗 15:10 Dandinstorm12: !pavecount
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: 0 paves for Fire Emblem: Awakening on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:10IndigoVitare: wow that must be a rage quit record
🔗 15:10 Dandinstorm12: !totalpave
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: 115 total paves
🔗 15:10ravensshade: seriously
🔗 15:10 Psychomonosis: We live here now
🔗 15:11 TXC2:
well that was IDDQDERP we can all go home now
🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:11 PhoenixMelior: well... goodbye.
🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Currently live: IDDQDerp
🔗 15:11 Artirian_Legacy: Billy whyyyyy
🔗 15:11 Dandinstorm12: !totaldiamond
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: 716 total diamonds
🔗 15:11 PhoenixMelior: !quote 301
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Quote #301: "Chat, let's ease off the quotes." —Anubis169 [2015-05-26]
🔗 15:111 viewer resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 15:11 Anubis169: aaaaand LIVE!!
🔗 15:11 Dandinstorm12: live?
🔗 15:11 Anubis169 has grey screen
🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo: I see no live.
🔗 15:11 PhoenixMelior: i still have offline
🔗 15:11lordchronandthedanknugs: now billy, billy, bill. Cameras billy, billy, cameras are sometimes on billy.
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: it's trying its best
🔗 15:12cloney999: No thing thing?
🔗 15:12 Dandinstorm12: still offline here
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: <---- doesn't use twitch player
🔗 15:12 mtvcdm: Well, we got a resub signal, so.
🔗 15:12 TXC2: remember, Anubis169 lives in the future
🔗 15:12cloney999: *vigorously refreshes page*
🔗 15:12manualsearch: and i have arrived
🔗 15:12 Artirian_Legacy: Can it be? D-dark Souls?!
🔗 15:121helios1: there is a thing, right?
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: stutter stutter
🔗 15:12 LoadingReadyRun: is it twerkin
🔗 15:12 TStodden: Standing by...
🔗 15:12 Dandinstorm12: I've got nothin'
🔗 15:12 AdmiralMemo: Not twerkin
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: no grey screen
🔗 15:12 LoadingReadyRun: what the eff
🔗 15:13 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:13Katboii: Negative twerk
🔗 15:13 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:13 KinoGami: derp souls?!
🔗 15:131helios1: has anyone played scholar of the first sin?
🔗 15:13 KinoGami: i am happy i made it home in time
🔗 15:13morgoth_bauglyr: gerbertwitch
🔗 15:13 PhoenixMelior: Alex broke it
🔗 15:13lordchronandthedanknugs: Miley count is negative, zero twerk
🔗 15:13 miniwak: hrmm can we sacrifice anything to please the stream gods
🔗 15:13 Dandinstorm12: !totaldeath
🔗 15:13 LRRbot: 14208 total deaths
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: whyyyyyyyy
🔗 15:13 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:13manualsearch: !adult
🔗 15:13 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 15:13 TXC2: here take my blood, that could help
🔗 15:13 PhoenixMelior:
I refreshed and nothing. Do I need to prepare the sacrifice?
🔗 15:13 Dandinstorm12: !panic
🔗 15:13 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:13cloney999: It no twerk xD
🔗 15:13 Artirian_Legacy: The gods of the stream only accept bandwisth as sacrifice
🔗 15:13 LoadingReadyRun: restarted stream
🔗 15:13 TStodden: LOADING...
🔗 15:13 Anubis169: there we go
🔗 15:13cloney999: Woooooow
🔗 15:13 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Something
🔗 15:13NimrodXIV: signal!
🔗 15:13amythist: because Twitch had to think of a way to welmcome you back Alex, and what better way than stream issues
🔗 15:13 PhoenixMelior: there we go
🔗 15:14 TStodden: READY...
🔗 15:14morgoth_bauglyr: aah
🔗 15:14 Mr_Horrible: miniwak burn some co-ax cables
🔗 15:14Katboii: It's doing a thing!
🔗 15:14 Anubis169: DEEEERP!!!
🔗 15:14ravensshade: so are the technical derps fixed?
🔗 15:14 Dandinstorm12: there's a going online thing
🔗 15:14Lunareclipse123: yaay
🔗 15:14 Artirian_Legacy: Heyyy, signal!
🔗 15:14 Omega_Lairon: This time for sure
🔗 15:14 PhoenixMelior: yay it twerked!
🔗 15:14cloney999: Woooopp Wooop xD
🔗 15:14 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:14 Dandinstorm12: I've got music
🔗 15:14morgoth_bauglyr: fanfare!
🔗 15:14 ashburnem:
🔗 15:14 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:14 LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Souls (rating 95%)
🔗 15:14Hadanelith: wat the eff?
🔗 15:14 miniwak: very fitting music XD
🔗 15:14 Psychomonosis: Nice!
🔗 15:14splatty1: twerk achieved!!
🔗 15:14cloney999: We have Made it Twerk Good xD
🔗 15:14 Mangledpixel salutes
🔗 15:14 TXC2:
star wars?
🔗 15:14 CaffeinatedLemur: ummmm this musics
🔗 15:14 AdmiralMemo: Dark Sounds?
🔗 15:14 NapalmSideburns:
The glorious return of Vorthos Souls? 
🔗 15:14 Dandinstorm12: *pretends to conduct
🔗 15:14 mtvcdm: Introducing to those assembled, his Royal Majesty.
🔗 15:14 Psychic_Ketchup: Music? Nice touch.
🔗 15:14pancakepanda3d: Dank Souls?
🔗 15:14Piperlyon: hi everypeople
🔗 15:14lordchronandthedanknugs: Dank Souls?
🔗 15:14cloney999: toot tooot
🔗 15:14Jeezy56: I can't get swole to this
🔗 15:14Samph1re: aleeeeeeeex!
🔗 15:15aesir_blade: Dank Memes?
🔗 15:15agentbrain: !game good
🔗 15:15 LRRbot: Rating for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp is now 96% (170/178)
🔗 15:15 CaffeinatedLemur: wait... do I have to loose to Red 5 again?
🔗 15:15 TXC2: hello Piperlyon welcome
🔗 15:15Katboii: This is a weird Dark Souls boss theme
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: is this gonna get censored out?
🔗 15:15 LoadingReadyRun: doubt it
🔗 15:15 Dandinstorm12: noted
🔗 15:15steven1913: Something is happening....
🔗 15:15 PhoenixMelior: Anubis169 sometimes it doesn't matter
🔗 15:15KamikazeAardvark: sounds like someone slammed the soundtracks from Star wars and L.A. Noire together
🔗 15:15morgoth_bauglyr: probably public domain?
🔗 15:15Hadanelith: !music good
🔗 15:15lordchronandthedanknugs: When i was a lad the only meme we had was all your base and we were damned grateful for that
🔗 15:15 WeedenProject: not sure if game music or alex doing a bizarre intro
🔗 15:15 PhoenixMelior: Adam doesn't care about that when he does his
🔗 15:15Pump19: I don't know how to stalk Alex yet. Encourage them to use last.fm or a similar service.
🔗 15:15 Mr_Horrible: A rendition of Fantasia set entirely in Lordran?
🔗 15:15 PhoenixMelior: (also someone help me out I don't know what this song is)
🔗 15:15Hadanelith: !currentsong
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: PhoenixMelior, it does if it's in the first segment of the vid.. ffmpeg drops a huge dooker on the rest of the audio if it can't see the first segment's worth
🔗 15:15 KinoGami: i imagine alex spinning onto screen i a robe wearing a crown
🔗 15:15 Puhnkss: Is that an orchestral version of Little Ships from going to the store? kappa
🔗 15:15 AdmiralMemo: Sounds vaguely Star Wars
🔗 15:15 Puhnkss:
🔗 15:16All_Mankind: soo how was, i'm going to guess, Australia?
🔗 15:16 TStodden: and LIVE!
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo: Billy?
🔗 15:16morgoth_bauglyr: billy!
🔗 15:16steven1913: Sounds like a Ghibli theme?
🔗 15:16 nightvalien28: BILLY
🔗 15:16WatsonLytwick: Billy. Billy.
🔗 15:16 Psychomonosis: Billy!!! Hey Alex!!!!!
🔗 15:16 Dandinstorm12: Haiiii Alex
🔗 15:16cloney999: Biillly
🔗 15:16Sektor88:
HAI ALEX!
🔗 15:16 nightvalien28: far too long billy
🔗 15:16NimrodXIV: Missed you, Alex!
🔗 15:16 Psychic_Ketchup: Billy's back!
🔗 15:16 Mangledpixel: BILLEH
🔗 15:16ImmoralEthicist: Welcome back from the GTA, Alex.
🔗 15:16Caldurin: hey alex
🔗 15:16 miniwak: oh alex how i have missed you so
🔗 15:16cloney999: Hhaaaiiii
🔗 15:16TheOtherTrevor: I just completed my first dark souls playthrough this weekend with all bosses beat thanks to watching here
🔗 15:16 nightvalien28: alex alex alex alex alex
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo: We have positive Billy! Billy confirmed!
🔗 15:16Samph1re:
🔗 15:16grimAuxilliam: Alex mode enabled
🔗 15:16Metric_Furlong: Alex!
🔗 15:16IndigoVitare: sound ruined. Start it again!
🔗 15:16 emberBecky: heyyy Alex. =D
🔗 15:16KamikazeAardvark: as is tradition
🔗 15:16morgoth_bauglyr: wooo
🔗 15:16Hadanelith: HI ALEX!
🔗 15:16Jeezy56: Just call me Billy T. Able
🔗 15:16 Herbert_Erpaderp: Yay! Hello Alex!
🔗 15:16 ThePrettiestFurry: huzah!
🔗 15:16 Artirian_Legacy: Woohoo!
🔗 15:16LimeJester: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY ALEXXX!!!
🔗 15:16Piperlyon: welcome back from the East, did you meet Shiva?
🔗 15:16RigJuice: Wonderful welcome :3
🔗 15:16 mtvcdm: I'm Spartabilly!
🔗 15:16 KinoGami: oooh chair chan...
🔗 15:16Rashagar: welcome! *dah dumm*
🔗 15:16 Mr_Horrible: Contact!
🔗 15:16 Anubis169: Alex: Feeling refreshed?
🔗 15:16 Puhnkss: Oh cool, an Alex look-alike!
🔗 15:16 nightvalien28: Hi backseating chair
🔗 15:16 Dandinstorm12: We love you Alex, it has been too long
🔗 15:16 Puhnkss:
🔗 15:16cloney999: My Chair?!
🔗 15:16 HPBraincase: We get our own chair? Crazy.
🔗 15:16Ownyke:
Hey Alex
🔗 15:16 Psychomonosis: We missed you!
🔗 15:16ravensshade: had a nice vacation (i assume vacation
🔗 15:16 romangoro: Hey The Alex!
🔗 15:16 nightvalien28: HPBraincase, hey dude, how are you feeling?
🔗 15:16Cantwearcats: Chair Chan wants senpai to notice her
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo: Noooo
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 15:16 KinoGami:
🔗 15:16 Dandinstorm12: nooooooooooo
🔗 15:16Lunareclipse123:
🔗 15:16 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:16morgoth_bauglyr: noooo
🔗 15:17 ThePrettiestFurry: noooooooo
🔗 15:17 TXC2:
🔗 15:17Feyreisa: AHHHHHHHHH
🔗 15:17 Herbert_Erpaderp:
🔗 15:17Cantwearcats:
kitty
🔗 15:17bobathaitea: awww D:
🔗 15:17Caldurin:
🔗 15:17 miniwak: oh **** sorry to hear that man
🔗 15:17echinoid:
🔗 15:17NimrodXIV:
"minor"?
🔗 15:17 AdmiralMemo:
KITTY
🔗 15:17Feyreisa: NOOOOOO. I SORRY!!!!
🔗 15:17Punching_Bag: test
🔗 15:17Unas84:
Aaaawwwww 
((
🔗 15:17 Zyme86: so sorry I know just how tough that is
🔗 15:17 Anubis169:
Alex: I lost a cat last week as well
🔗 15:17 HPBraincase: Nightvalien28 I'm good. I might be doing a bonus thing tonight, depending on how things go.
🔗 15:17DTor214:
Alex, I think "a drag" is for things you smoke. That's more of a swig.
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: i miss her
🔗 15:17morgoth_bauglyr: those airplane photos were cool
🔗 15:17manualsearch: thats not life
🔗 15:17manualsearch: that's vodka
🔗 15:17Selenes92: That does just have.... just water in it.... right?
🔗 15:17 Artirian_Legacy: And the invisible bottle
🔗 15:17 Dandinstorm12: just water
🔗 15:17 mtvcdm: Kitty made it to 15, so at least it had a good life.
🔗 15:17 PhoenixMelior: so let's Dark Souls
🔗 15:17amythist: yes Selenes92 he's a teatotaler
🔗 15:17 Havok4: Such is life in the .... world I guess?
🔗 15:17 Featherweight_: Hello
🔗 15:17TheOtherTrevor: vorthos or coldsteel?
🔗 15:17 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:17 ashburnem: Dank swoles, bro.
🔗 15:17Hadanelith: Load the splits, it's Grave Sword time!
🔗 15:17 PhoenixMelior: let's DANK
🔗 15:17nuurgle subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 15:17 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, nuurgle! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 15:17 monsieur_squirrel: holy water
🔗 15:17RigJuice: pfff, yeah 40 % water @Selenes92
🔗 15:17 nightvalien28: HPBraincase, if you feel like it, but please take care
🔗 15:17 Artirian_Legacy: COLDSTEEL
🔗 15:17 miniwak: i think this is alex.........."when in doubt. souls it out"
🔗 15:17 Lord_Hosk: Featherweight!
🔗 15:17 Psychic_Ketchup: I love Dank Swoles!
🔗 15:17 TXC2: when in doubt, dark souls
🔗 15:17 Dandinstorm12: Alex "Dank some souls" Steacy
🔗 15:17steven1913: Hey alex you see the Trailer for DS3?
🔗 15:17 Dandinstorm12: lrrSPO
🔗 15:17Trombone_Hero: I haerd IDDQDerp
🔗 15:17 CaffeinatedLemur: oh lord of the dears, Pixk & Mix
🔗 15:17Piperlyon: what's Pick 'n' Mix, precious?
🔗 15:18DTor214: Yay Dark Souls! Explain Pick n Mix?
🔗 15:18 Artirian_Legacy: Love it. What's that?
🔗 15:18Compleatly: what is pick and mix?
🔗 15:181helios1: Have you seen the game play trailer for DS3?
🔗 15:18Samph1re: Alex: Have you seen the Dark Souls III gameplay trailer?
🔗 15:18cloney999: Wat "Pick in Mix"?
🔗 15:18eSeamus: Ooh. Dark Souls Pick n Mix!
🔗 15:18Metric_Furlong: oh god, a food reference on the overlay
🔗 15:18 nightvalien28: alex that game on E3 about the blind girl looking for her kitty is out on xbone it's called beyond eyes
🔗 15:18 PhoenixMelior: (what's Pink n Mix)
🔗 15:18cloney999: DS3 Tralier. Have you?
🔗 15:18 HPBraincase: Nightvalien28 I actually feel fine physically and was planning to dive back in tomorrow night, but now I'll have some extra time tonight.
🔗 15:18 CaffeinatedLemur: we are all doomed, are we still saying broken sword is not a pickup?
🔗 15:18 AdmiralMemo: PhoenixMelior, Pick
🔗 15:18Saulens181: oh god that overflowing death counter
🔗 15:18 wildpeaks:
Beyond Eyes is great
🔗 15:181helios1: pick and mix?
🔗 15:18agentbrain: why is the death counter at 550?
🔗 15:18 Mr_Horrible: pic 'n mix? what's the souls equivalent of 2 pounds of Swedish Fish?
🔗 15:18 UnspokenKibbles: What, exactly, is pick n mix?
🔗 15:18All_Mankind: i just went back to DS after a month's break, it's much harder than i remember. . .
🔗 15:18amythist: Phoenixmelior when he picks up a piece of equipment he has to use it
🔗 15:18SmilelyDude:
perhaps same darkest dungeon later ?
🔗 15:18 TXC2: so is this game playable without a controller ?
🔗 15:18RigJuice: because things and stuff both happen @Agentbrain
🔗 15:18 Zyme86: Alex's wifu want's SNU SNU!
🔗 15:18 KinoGami: what are we doing today alex?
🔗 15:18 mtvcdm: The death counter is overflowing, isn't it. That skull was never designed to handle so much death.
🔗 15:19Samph1re: TXC2, technically yes
🔗 15:19 Anubis169: TXC2, barely
🔗 15:19 KinoGami: normal run? hardcore?
🔗 15:19Piperlyon: TXC2: broadly speaking yes?
🔗 15:19 CaffeinatedLemur: Pick & Mix is you have to pick up and use any item you come across, you cannot manage inventory
🔗 15:19 UnspokenKibbles: @Txc2 Technically? yes. Actually? No.
🔗 15:19 Aarek: Txc2 playable but badly
🔗 15:19 Nuurgle: depends on your definition of plyaable
🔗 15:19 Dandinstorm12: Urgh
🔗 15:19 TXC2: thanks chat
🔗 15:19hpbraincase subscribed for 7 months in a row!
🔗 15:19 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, hpbraincase! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 15:19 Artirian_Legacy: Technically?
🔗 15:19 NapalmSideburns: it's playable with mouse and keyboard, but it's far from recommended
🔗 15:19 CaffeinatedLemur: you have to drop the weapon to pick up the new one
🔗 15:19 nightvalien28: huzzah
🔗 15:19amythist: Txc2 with some modding it's workable, but usually controller is thought of as better, I've done decent with keyboard/mouse though
🔗 15:19 KinoGami:
i've almost beaten this so now i have a better idea of what you're doing!
🔗 15:19 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:19 AdmiralMemo:
Hair color is "black" with no hair.
🔗 15:19onebadpillow: can you make a giant gerber character?
🔗 15:19 TStodden: I think a controller is listed as part of the game requirements...
🔗 15:19 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:19Piperlyon: it is STRONGLY recommended that you use a controller
🔗 15:19All_Mankind: it has been played successfully with a guitar hero controller but your mileage will definitely vary
🔗 15:19 AnAlligatorWithTeeth:
Well you can run it without one
🔗 15:19 Mr_Horrible: @unspokenkibbles typically a pick-your-own candy station, often found in the cinema
🔗 15:19 Anubis169: Daggerchin
🔗 15:19 Dandinstorm12: Guh
🔗 15:19 wildpeaks:
🔗 15:19 Anubis169:
🔗 15:19 PhoenixMelior: pardonfuck
🔗 15:19 AdmiralMemo: That is the daughter of Jay Leno
🔗 15:19 Artirian_Legacy: Are we Scream now?
🔗 15:19 ashburnem: This game is playable without a controller in the same way that billiard balls are edible. You can, but you are unlikely to enjoy the experience much.
🔗 15:19 ThePrettiestFurry: um...
🔗 15:20morgoth_bauglyr: i'm afraid
🔗 15:20SquareDotCube: Keep mashing, FaceGen makes some... unusual decisions
🔗 15:20 Puhnkss: Did I imagine a story where someone used a dance pad to play Dark Souls or was that real?
🔗 15:20 TXC2: thats the screem
🔗 15:20RigJuice: Has he made David Bowie yet?
🔗 15:20Samph1re: it took me forever to find that this whole character builder even existed
🔗 15:20eSeamus: She seems nice.
🔗 15:20 Artirian_Legacy: No, go with ponytail
🔗 15:20 KinoGami: Puhnkss, that happened
🔗 15:20Piperlyon: so Alex, what is Pick n Mix?
🔗 15:20ShackledRage: Woo i'm not that late, hi everyone
🔗 15:20 Omega_Lairon: 5 minutes in Lordran would be way too long
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo:
"gone" you say... That implies you were sane once.
🔗 15:20RigJuice: Hello @Shackledrage
🔗 15:20JediTransmit: Weapon of choice: Rolling pin
🔗 15:20 KinoGami: are we voting some weapons?
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 jarlax: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 PhoenixMelior raises her hand
🔗 15:20Saulens181 puts up hand
🔗 15:20ImmoralEthicist: *hand*
🔗 15:20Piperlyon raises hand
🔗 15:20amythist: Piperlyon when he finds a piece of gear he has to equip it and drop whatever he had before
🔗 15:20 mtvcdm: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 WNivek raises hand
🔗 15:20 HPBraincase: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 Escherichia3: *raises hand*
🔗 15:20 wildpeaks: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 Anubis169 puts his hand sideways
🔗 15:20 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: hands up
🔗 15:20MT_Storm: *hands up*
🔗 15:20Lunareclipse123: *&hand*
🔗 15:20cloney999: *vigourously extends hand*
🔗 15:20 TXC2 puts hand up
🔗 15:20Caldurin: *raises hand*
🔗 15:20planeswalkagogo: *hands up*
🔗 15:20steven1913: *Hand*
🔗 15:20 3DDotNikkiWolf: @Piperlyon You're late. 50 points from Gryphondore.
🔗 15:20hgrangertwin: my hand is very high
🔗 15:20 Psychomonosis: *hands up*
🔗 15:20 KinoGami: oooh this is whatever alex picks up he uses?
🔗 15:20planeswalkagogo: !bad advice
🔗 15:20 LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
🔗 15:20 Dandinstorm12: All everyone
🔗 15:20HisEvilDomain: *gets handsy*
🔗 15:20 Puhnkss: @Kinogami Ahh good.
🔗 15:20Inkompetence: @Txc2 From a person who doesn't have and can't stand controllers, it is definitely playable without one, even without mods after the steam patch.
🔗 15:201helios1: stab all the things
🔗 15:20 Anubis169: Alex: You look like a walking ash tree
🔗 15:20All_Mankind: um it looks like we're wearing a fake head
🔗 15:20 Artirian_Legacy raises his hand
🔗 15:20 Anubis169:
🔗 15:21 Puhnkss raises hand
🔗 15:21consolehandheldgamer: *sticks dirty hand in pick n mix*
🔗 15:21 monsieur_squirrel: you don't make David Bowie, David Bowie transforms
🔗 15:21 ashburnem: This game is so hard even Alex's phone is dying,
🔗 15:21Sjlangenegger: I remember! You pick up massive armor, lose the ability to move, and die.
🔗 15:21 TXC2: Inkompetence thanks
🔗 15:21DanielleAI:
🔗 15:21Sektor88: So Alex, are we going to see you stream bloodborne on steam? I know you wanted to enjoy it by yourself before doing it live.
🔗 15:21Piperlyon: 3DDotNikkiWolf: but I'm Slytherin
🔗 15:21 TXC2: wow we are all bones
🔗 15:21DanielleAI: Hai Alex!
🔗 15:21 AdmiralMemo: Oh wow
🔗 15:21Lunareclipse123: I like it!
🔗 15:21 KinoGami: alex dueled shields once
🔗 15:21 Dandinstorm12: um
🔗 15:21 Dandinstorm12: Welp
🔗 15:21planeswalkagogo: oh boy
🔗 15:21 Artirian_Legacy: What do you do with consumables?
🔗 15:21 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Are you allowed to deliberately not pick up things?
🔗 15:21 Dandinstorm12: Gravesword last?
🔗 15:21Inkompetence: @Txc2 that said, target changing is very very twitchy with the mouse and without mods.
🔗 15:21Lunareclipse123: except when you pick up a broken sword
🔗 15:21hgrangertwin: that seems like a terrible idea and i love it
🔗 15:21DanielleAI hugs Alex
🔗 15:21 3DDotNikkiWolf: @Piperlyon And I just noticed the comment from the late person is someone else.
🔗 15:22 KinoGami: two shield run!
🔗 15:22 Mangledpixel: so it's like a Dark Souls version of a Nuzlocke?
🔗 15:22 3DDotNikkiWolf: Boy, am I tired XD
🔗 15:22 LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Souls (rating 96%)
🔗 15:22RoastedGravy: So, is there anyone who wants to be a part of the Gravy Squad in GTA?
🔗 15:22 NapalmSideburns:
and then an accidental broken sword hilt comes up and you're 'ed
🔗 15:22 Puhnkss: @Mangledpixel yeh seems so
🔗 15:22 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:22Piperlyon: it's cool, I am also tired
🔗 15:22 mtvcdm: So basically you alternate hands every time you take a weapon.
🔗 15:22 Neural_Engineer: Are we blue now?
🔗 15:22 UnspokenKibbles: You know you're too deep into DS when you say "broken sword hilt wasn't even that bad"
🔗 15:22 Puhnkss: @Roastedgravy PC?
🔗 15:23JohnLockeCole: like can we only have one item in an item slot?
🔗 15:23steven1913: Ugh. This kinda thing is not my styel and frustrating to watch. Hope you all have fun though! Glad to have you back Alex!
🔗 15:23 Psychomonosis: One ring to exclude them all
🔗 15:23 TXC2: so float all the humanity then?
🔗 15:23 Dandinstorm12: Club is credit to team
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: is anybody's audio very Left Channel heavy?
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: steven1913, Alex is very good at this game
🔗 15:23Lunareclipse123: Humanity increases drop rate, right?
🔗 15:23 AdmiralMemo:
So Alex... Your character doesn't look like she's seen much sun in a while...
🔗 15:23JohnLockeCole: at least we don't have to wear the mimic head all the time
🔗 15:23 AnAlligatorWithTeeth: Are you allowed to pick things up like if you know an item is bad like a drop from the unarmooured hollowed?
🔗 15:23amythist: yes Lunareclipse123
🔗 15:23All_Mankind: you'll want to accumulate some humanity from killing zombos in Undead Burg too eh
🔗 15:23 KinoGami: yea 10 humanity increases drop rate
🔗 15:23Katboii: Hey Alex have you seen the new gameplay trailer of DS3 that's out?
🔗 15:23 KinoGami: anything more has no effect on drops
🔗 15:23 UnspokenKibbles:
God Alex why aren't you parrying everything
🔗 15:24 AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
🔗 15:24Lunareclipse123: so you insta-crak any Humanity you pick up to max your ifind rate?
🔗 15:24steven1913: @Anubis169 I know. i have seen him play before just wreckless pitching of items and forced builds irritate me.
🔗 15:24 Nuurgle: plunging club attack?
🔗 15:24 wildpeaks:
that character looks like it needs to moisturize more
🔗 15:24DTor214: She'll be seeing the sun up close soon enough
🔗 15:24Lunareclipse123: crack*
🔗 15:24 Zyme86:
🔗 15:24 AdmiralMemo: Oh wow... a 9-second lag... Pretty sweet
🔗 15:24 Anubis169: ah oki
🔗 15:24 Anubis169:
well to each their own
🔗 15:24 Dandinstorm12:
See? Club is credit to team!
🔗 15:24 Anubis169:
catch ya later
🔗 15:24 KinoGami: that is to say having between 1 - 10 humanity each increases your find right until you reach 10 and you are no longer granted to humanity bonus but you can use the gold serpent ring and symbol of avarice
🔗 15:24 UnspokenKibbles: My favorite thing about this run is that Alex might be forced to work without quickroll. That'll be interesting.
🔗 15:24agentbrain: is the prepare to die edition any different from normal dark souls?
🔗 15:24All_Mankind: i found out the club is actually better than reinforced club, ironically until you reinforce them to +4 or so
🔗 15:24 KinoGami: Agentbrain, has DLC
🔗 15:25 UnspokenKibbles: @Agentbrain It comes with the DLC.
🔗 15:25DTor214: @Agentbrain Includes bonus content
🔗 15:25amythist: Agentbrain it includes the DLC
🔗 15:25 Dandinstorm12: I did fine while you were gone
🔗 15:25 wildpeaks:
How do you call a 9-seconds lag ? A quee lag
🔗 15:25 mtvcdm: 10-15 seconds seems to be Twitchwide now, which should really help once DB comes along.
🔗 15:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi Chat!
🔗 15:25 Anubis169: Alex: How are the derp-engines, feeling good from their stripdown overhaul and re-grease?
🔗 15:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi Alex
🔗 15:25 Anubis169: heyo Almighty_Angry_Animar
🔗 15:25echinoid: i had a great vacation - cycled 130 km...
🔗 15:25Piperlyon: I missed seeing your streams, but as long as you enjoyed your vacation it's cool
🔗 15:25 Dandinstorm12: hey @Almighty_angry_animar
🔗 15:25 Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
🔗 15:25 TXC2: so what does kindling a bonfire do?
🔗 15:25 Dandinstorm12: !quote 36
🔗 15:25 LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
🔗 15:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: so commander 2015 has been announced!
🔗 15:25 KinoGami: Omega_Lairon, no vit
🔗 15:25splatty1: demon autopsies must be weird. "it appears to have died from blunt trauma to its ankles and ass"
🔗 15:25DTor214: @Txc2 Increases the amount of estus flasks you get from resting there
🔗 15:25Saulens181: !advice
🔗 15:25 LRRbot: Listen to what the cat says.
🔗 15:25 TXC2: Almighty_Angry_Animar: what? where?
🔗 15:25 Artirian_Legacy: Estoc!
🔗 15:26 wildpeaks: you get more estus from a kindled bonfire
🔗 15:26 HPBraincase: Clearly Zweihander Alex. Clearly.
🔗 15:26 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I will link for you
🔗 15:26 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2
🔗 15:26 TXC2: DTor214 thanks
🔗 15:26Lunareclipse123: hmm, strategic
🔗 15:26 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:26 TXC2: Almighty_Angry_Animar: thank you
🔗 15:26Lunareclipse123: not just yolo-RNG
🔗 15:26Piperlyon: oh, that reminds me, the current Humble Bundle has Dark Souls at $10 tier
🔗 15:26 Zyme86: so since you picked up bombs dos that mean you have to use the bombs right now
🔗 15:26Piperlyon: plus you get a bunch of other games
🔗 15:26northos subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 15:26 LRRbot:
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🔗 15:26 KinoGami: murder pertrus?
🔗 15:26Chipton: Just got here, what's the rediculous plan for this run?
🔗 15:26 VoyRising: What is game mode?
🔗 15:27 mtvcdm: We're doing Pick&Mix.
🔗 15:27amythist: Splatty1 imagine the autopsy on the hellkite drake "well it appears to have been shot in the tail repeatidly until the tail self amputated
🔗 15:27 Zyme86:
🔗 15:27 northos:
🔗 15:27 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
@Txc2 Commander hype
🔗 15:27Piperlyon: VoyRising: whenever he picks up gear, he has to equip it
🔗 15:27 mtvcdm: Every time Alex grabs a weapon, he must use it no matter what.
🔗 15:27 Dandinstorm12: oooo 55 new magic cards
🔗 15:27Piperlyon: 55 new magic cards? where?
🔗 15:27 TXC2: Almighty_Angry_Animar now does enermy coloured mean two colours? or wedge? i hope wedge
🔗 15:27 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Piperlyon Commander 2015 has been announced
🔗 15:27 mtvcdm: He also must do everything in his power to max out the item drop rate.
🔗 15:27 Dandinstorm12: New commander
🔗 15:28 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2 I am thinking pairs
🔗 15:28 Arakasi01: Enemy colours generally means pairs
🔗 15:28asthanius: mythic spoiler doesn't have anything
🔗 15:28 VoyRising: Only weapons, not armor? Are shields counted as "weapons"?
🔗 15:28 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:28 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor.
🔗 15:28 nickisnick4: alex, did you miss me?
🔗 15:28 UnspokenKibbles: m-m-m-m-mad-madness
🔗 15:28 Dandinstorm12: Damn right it is
🔗 15:28 Aarek: get rekt smeletons
🔗 15:28Piperlyon: ooh! enemy colors
🔗 15:28planeswalkagogo: enemy coloured commanders, yes?
🔗 15:28 3DDotNikkiWolf: So wait, that new Commander set is catered towards newcomers? I may look into it, since I'm gonna learn Magic at some point this week.
🔗 15:28aesir_blade: New cards like have been in all the other precons
🔗 15:28 leebenningfield: 55 brand new cards
🔗 15:28 CaffeinatedLemur: are they Fallen Empires reprints? (crosses fingers)
🔗 15:28 Nuurgle: equip that talis, man
🔗 15:28 TXC2: "55 new cards"
🔗 15:28 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, but WHICH enemy colors?
🔗 15:28 Dandinstorm12: New cards Enemy colored decks
🔗 15:28 Mangledpixel: noo-noo cards
🔗 15:28pancakepanda3d: Commander 2015 is enemy colors with 55 new cards, 15 in each deck
🔗 15:28 Dandinstorm12: @Briars_the_fox 5 two colored paris
🔗 15:28 Escherichia3: Well it will be like the last two years commander's sets. Some new, mostly reprints.
🔗 15:28 Dandinstorm12: *pairs
🔗 15:29All_Mankind: how happy-sad will you be if you get a Murakumo from one of them giant skeletons?
🔗 15:29ThatDangSkeleton: set's gonna have 55 new cards, a 10 new commanders
🔗 15:29 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, but WHICH? theres 10 enemy pairings
🔗 15:29Piperlyon: 3DDotNikkiWolf: I would probably recommend an intro pack if you want to get into Magic
🔗 15:29 Escherichia3: Also Commander sets are a yearly product. The news it that they will be enemy colour pairs.
🔗 15:29 3DDotNikkiWolf: @Piperlyon Yeah. I got a couple of them this weekend.
🔗 15:29 Dandinstorm12: @Briars_the_fox That's all I've got man
🔗 15:29 Twitchydove: sword hilt time
🔗 15:29 Briars_the_fox: Dandinstorm12, i know.
🔗 15:29 KinoGami: alex, will you take on the black knight for a potential drop in undeadburg?
🔗 15:29asthanius:
There must be 10 new enemy pairings
🔗 15:29 RobertMerlow: Alex-Man, how goes the wreckening of these fools?
🔗 15:29 AnAlligatorWithTeeth:
So how will you do 4 kings without heavy armour or possibly no useful weapon ?
🔗 15:29 TXC2: Briars_the_fox: there's 5 w/b u/r b/g r/w and g/u
🔗 15:30 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Loadingreadyrun they announced 5 enemy colored commander decks with 15 new cards per deck (55 Total) releasing in November (only time i will be using red text)
🔗 15:30splatty1: i wonder if vagrants will be generated from this run
🔗 15:30All_Mankind: muscle memory is so fickle
🔗 15:30 Twitchydove: tink
🔗 15:30 KinoGami: don't forget your drops
🔗 15:30 NapalmSideburns: well, you're still murdering stuff without locking on, so you're not in that bad a shape
🔗 15:30 Frylock72: How are there fifteen new cards per deck, but only 55 total new cards spread across five decks?
🔗 15:30 Briars_the_fox: TXC2, i can math good
🔗 15:30Piperlyon: bye club, RIP in Peace
🔗 15:30 Mr_Horrible: duplicates
🔗 15:30 Dandinstorm12: I'm betting Boros will be one of them
🔗 15:30 Escherichia3: Frylock72 Some are in all the decks
🔗 15:30DTor214: @Frylock72 Some cards will appear in multiple decks
🔗 15:30 TXC2: Frylock72 some decks have copies
🔗 15:30 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Frylock72 decks with the same cards
🔗 15:31 Frylock72: Oh, duh.
🔗 15:31DTor214: @Frylock72 Probably mana sources, like Command Tower
🔗 15:31DoodlestheGreat: Is Twitch derping out for anyone else? My screen has frozen and reloading it just leaves me with another frozen screen in a new area.
🔗 15:31 UnspokenKibbles: Can someone link a decklist?
🔗 15:31 KinoGami: come on more shields
🔗 15:31 Dandinstorm12: There aren
🔗 15:31 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Frylock72 like every deck in 2014 had commander sphere
🔗 15:31 Abcxyq: Can't wait for the dual shields
🔗 15:31 KinoGami: i watched that trailer so much
🔗 15:31MTG_Jake: where were these new commander decks announced?
🔗 15:31 Dandinstorm12: I didn't see any lists
🔗 15:31 Twitchydove: oh my god it was amazing
🔗 15:31DTor214: @Unspokenkibbles For Commander 2015? Decklists aren't out yet.
🔗 15:31 Briars_the_fox: UnspokenKibbles, of? the commander decks? we only know that they are enemy colors with 15 new cards per deck and a total of 55 new cards.
🔗 15:31 mtvcdm: TRANSLATION: Every hand-based pickup lasts for exactly two pickups and then gets chunked.
🔗 15:31 Twitchydove: also pan flute armor from Demon's Souls
🔗 15:311helios1: it looks like they have taken a lot from bloodborne
🔗 15:31 Mr_Horrible: there's no lists yet, I think. just the product announcement.
🔗 15:311helios1: and i am not sure how i feel about that
🔗 15:31Katboii: It looks faster than DS1 and slower than BB, looks like it has more defensive options
🔗 15:31Piperlyon: there are only 5 enemy color pairs, it'll be Orzhov, Boros, Izzet, Simic, and Golgari
🔗 15:31 Escherichia3: "announced" is a strong word
🔗 15:31 Anubis169: DoodlestheGreat: ctrl-f5
🔗 15:32thedietcokeboy subscribed for 4 months in a row!
🔗 15:32 LRRbot:
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🔗 15:32 Anubis169: force re-get everything
🔗 15:32MTG_Jake: thanks @Almighty_Angry_Animar
🔗 15:32 Anubis169:
🔗 15:32 UnspokenKibbles: oh, they just announced "55 new cards." Okay.
🔗 15:32 KinoGami: there was a new blender
🔗 15:32 Dandinstorm12: Welp
🔗 15:32 AdmiralMemo: Double Sword!
🔗 15:32 Dandinstorm12: This is my double sword
🔗 15:32splatty1: also a side note, has anyone here actually seen a vagrant spawn in dark souls?
🔗 15:32All_Mankind: double short sword? there's some penis joke here
🔗 15:32 thedietcokeboy:
Yay I don't chat much but y'all rock
🔗 15:32Katboii: I never really found dual wielding to be any good in DS1
🔗 15:32Piperlyon: I can stab anything with my double-sword
🔗 15:32 Phoenixturn: Hey alex and chat! What are we doing today?
🔗 15:32 Anubis169: we aaaaaaaare
🔗 15:32 TXC2:
we a REAL samurai now
🔗 15:32 Anubis169: blenderlady
🔗 15:32Saulens181: it begins
🔗 15:32 mtvcdm: This one's for fightin'; this one's for fun.
🔗 15:32JohnLockeCole: So we go for a quality build, obviously, but what about weapon upgrades, do we even try for them?
🔗 15:32 Dandinstorm12: Thanks @Thedietcokeboy
🔗 15:32DTor214: @Splatty1 I've seen a couple of vagrants.
🔗 15:32 KinoGami: splatty1, alex has
🔗 15:32 UnspokenKibbles:
What we have, Alex... is a sandwich
🔗 15:32 croisvoix1: Hi Alex!
🔗 15:33 Artirian_Legacy: !sir
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 15:33 UnspokenKibbles: Flunge!
🔗 15:33Bakasavant: Mosh pit!
🔗 15:33 Dandinstorm12:
sure is a sandwhich
🔗 15:33 TXC2: man we look boss
🔗 15:33 UnspokenKibbles: We did not come here to see good ideas!
🔗 15:33 Zyme86: #badideas
🔗 15:33 Psychomonosis: Mob od dead.
🔗 15:33lord_souls: Is he summoning are is this a Challenge run
🔗 15:33Ratagain: So your blue lady with 2 swords?
🔗 15:33unknowngamer88: in regards to commander 2015, anyone else think they'll go for two-colour decks this time?
🔗 15:33 monsieur_squirrel:
no blocking, that's going to be good
🔗 15:33 NapalmSideburns: Katboii, there's a few weapons with which is works, those that can parry and/or have poison/bleed build-up
🔗 15:33ZeniteZero: OH YAY, ALEX!!!
🔗 15:33 Shivic: Why not just only switch shields for shields or similar instead of rotating?
🔗 15:33ZeniteZero: !uptime
🔗 15:33 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:03
🔗 15:33 Anubis169: how does dual-wielding swords in DS1 compare to the swordsman class from DS2?
🔗 15:33 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2 I am excited cuz i run an alesha deck so i am looking for value black white and red creatures
🔗 15:33 Escherichia3: Unknowngamer88 That is exactly what they said they are
🔗 15:33 KinoGami: alex, will you be taking on that first black knight?
🔗 15:33 TXC2: Unknowngamer88 thats what most of chat thinks
🔗 15:33 Escherichia3: Unknowngamer88 Enemy colours
🔗 15:33unknowngamer88: oh, neat
🔗 15:34 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:34 Psychomonosis: #famousLastWords #IKindaWantTo
🔗 15:34hippitybobbity: do I smell derk sauls
🔗 15:34unknowngamer88: only saw they super spartan announcement with next to no info
🔗 15:34 UnspokenKibbles: !advice
🔗 15:34 LRRbot: Physically enter the onion.
🔗 15:34CoyoteSans: And now we get DMCA'd by the NFL.
🔗 15:34 NapalmSideburns: But other than that Dual Wielding in Dark Souls 1 is pretty much useless/ only for a challenge
🔗 15:34DoodlestheGreat: Anubis169: No joy. Still getting a locked screenshot.
🔗 15:34asthanius: So let's say you pick up a straight sword hilt. How screwed are you?
🔗 15:34 UnspokenKibbles: awww, I was hoping for "try not to die"
🔗 15:34 TXC2: Almighty_Angry_Animar: hence why i'd like them to be wedge
🔗 15:34 Dandinstorm12: Alex "Try and not die" Steacy
🔗 15:34RigJuice: foot based doom
🔗 15:34 Escherichia3: I'm excited for a BG commander deck but I suspect I might already have most of the reprints that will be in it.
🔗 15:34 Anubis169: looooool
🔗 15:34Piperlyon: double shortsword
🔗 15:34 AdmiralMemo:
Are you ready for some football?!?!?!
🔗 15:34 Dandinstorm12: Wooo duel shortsword
🔗 15:34planeswalkagogo: balanced weapons
🔗 15:34 mtvcdm: Highlight?
🔗 15:34 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2 As would i but they did it already sadly
🔗 15:34 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:34 KinoGami: sup shorty
🔗 15:35 TXC2: eye of the tiger? has alex been watching side quest?
🔗 15:35 UnspokenKibbles: Now we're a swordmasta
🔗 15:35unknowngamer88: TACTICAL
🔗 15:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2 though the wedge decks were bonkers
🔗 15:35eSeamus: Alex is swordsman.
🔗 15:35 Anubis169:
hey... hey Alex..... you have a pair of shorts!
🔗 15:35All_Mankind: triple wielding shortswords? i'd read that manga
🔗 15:35BonSequitur: Aaand Alex is playing Dark Souls. Clearly the universe doesn't want me to be productive tonight also HI ALEX
🔗 15:35Nanosauromo: Oh hey I hear there's a guy around here who drops a sweet katana.
🔗 15:35 Dandinstorm12: Chaining it!
🔗 15:35 PhoenixMelior: SORD
🔗 15:35 KinoGami: alex "shawty" steacy
🔗 15:35Piperlyon: at least we're symmetrical now
🔗 15:35asthanius: You can't buy items? Or just weapons?
🔗 15:35 TXC2: Almighty_Angry_Animar: well they can do them again
🔗 15:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Phoenixmelior hello
🔗 15:35RigJuice: AKIIIMBO
🔗 15:35 PhoenixMelior: hey animar
🔗 15:35 Artirian_Legacy: Flawless masterpiece
🔗 15:35hippitybobbity: equip sward to head become knifesman
🔗 15:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Txc2 I agree whole heartedly but i dont think they will
🔗 15:35 Anubis169: DoodlestheGreat: hrm
🔗 15:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Phoenixmelior how goes it
🔗 15:35 Anubis169: tried clearing your browser cache and restarting the browser itself?
🔗 15:35thysane: oh man. I love the use whatever you pick up run
🔗 15:35 Anubis169: sometimes twitch caches stuff
🔗 15:35 Aarek: smash the state!
🔗 15:35Katboii: Become a triceratops but with swords
🔗 15:36 PhoenixMelior: @Almighty_angry_animar It's aight, busier than usual this month
🔗 15:36Ratagain: So your a blue or grey lady with 2 swords?
🔗 15:36DoodlestheGreat: It has to be Twitch, as some of the other streams I'm watching are working fine.
🔗 15:36 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Phoenixmelior Wish we were
🔗 15:36SmilelyDude: theres a shield in the room below the crossbowman ? if needed
🔗 15:36 Artirian_Legacy: !advice
🔗 15:36 LRRbot: Don't call Santa "gentle guy".
🔗 15:36 UnspokenKibbles: "Happy Birthday?" Isn't that a MvC term?
🔗 15:36splatty1: are you able to parry with short sword off hand or is that only curved swords?
🔗 15:36 ashburnem: Dr. Alex, what is your opinion of visual novels?
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: possibly, maybe one of your local CDNs is on the blink
🔗 15:36 Granitefish: santa is an evil man
🔗 15:36 UnspokenKibbles: Where you KO a character who's in for assist?
🔗 15:36 JonciA: Just got in. What's Alex doing in Dark Souls today?
🔗 15:36Lunareclipse123: But alex, if you kill this guy you could dual-wield a shortsword and a sweet katana!
🔗 15:36All_Mankind: i'd buy a bunch of cheap arrows in case you find a bow
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: or the route is temporarily sorting itself out
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: JonciA~~
🔗 15:36 Artirian_Legacy: Darn, I was hoping for the katana one
🔗 15:36JohnLockeCole: Can we purchase ammunition for bows? since we might have to use a bow at some point
🔗 15:36ZeniteZero:
Drake Sword with throwing knives?
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: Alex is doing a pick'n'mix run
🔗 15:36 NapalmSideburns:
Don't kill the merchant, he drops a sweet katana, which you might need later 
🔗 15:36 Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Alex, did you watch PTOrigins?
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: everything he picks up he has to use and discard teh item in the previous slot
🔗 15:36DanielleAI: I still need to ask that person we met at Face 2 Face games that I haven't asked yet if I can tweet post pics on my camera
🔗 15:36 Shadow_606: hey Alex, how was your vacation
🔗 15:37DTor214: Being rusty in Dark Souls only leads to tetanus.
🔗 15:37 WeedenProject: if another player turns up and drops items, does Alex have to use them?
🔗 15:37 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a saw mill.
🔗 15:37ZeniteZero: @Anubis169 Oh, I see!
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: saw your post about the world's first streaming setup
🔗 15:37asthanius: 999 is a visual novel
🔗 15:37 UnspokenKibbles:
Ooh, Phoenix Wright! You should play Ace Attorney on stream!
🔗 15:37 KinoGami: WeedenProject, alex is playing offline i'm pretty sure
🔗 15:38 Artirian_Legacy: 999s pretty fine
🔗 15:38Metric_Furlong: basically, some dating sims are also visual novels
🔗 15:38The_Rabbit42: Even though the donations didn't help for your cat, I'm happy you were able to put it toward a good cause.
🔗 15:38Piperlyon: VN, at least according to my definition, is essentially a comic book
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: Loadingreadyrun: Visual novel is a game type, Dating sim is a type of Visual novel..
🔗 15:38 AdmiralMemo: WeedenProject, No he just said he's online
🔗 15:38ravensshade: visual novels are just books
🔗 15:38DTor214: Must be online - note the messages on the ground
🔗 15:38 KinoGami: or maybe not?
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: like Horror is a genre of movie
🔗 15:38 PhoenixMelior: oh sick
🔗 15:38morgoth_bauglyr: a visual novel is a short story with pictures and some path choosing
🔗 15:38 Dandinstorm12: Alex "I really don't like exposition" Steacy
🔗 15:38ravensshade: unless you've got the ones with actual gameplay
🔗 15:38 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Phoenixmelior right?
🔗 15:38 KinoGami: i am just used to alex playing offline
🔗 15:38DanielleAI: I don't like romance on Sims at all
🔗 15:38Scar_Red_Tiger: Visual novels are alot like Light Novels. PROSE. PRose everywhere
🔗 15:38 Shadow_606: ooooo fire sword
🔗 15:38ravensshade: depends on the vn
🔗 15:38Samph1re: Visual Novel = Choose your own adventure on a computer with pictures
🔗 15:38 JonciA: Alex is gonna cause item monsters everywhere in other's games
🔗 15:38Metric_Furlong: most have branching paths
🔗 15:38DanielleAI: bad experience
🔗 15:38Piperlyon: Hatoful Boyfriend is dating sim
🔗 15:38 AdmiralMemo: I've been told they're virtual CYOA books.
🔗 15:38JohnLockeCole: Well dating sims have more options than most visual novels, cause most visual novels have like one or two options
🔗 15:39 UnspokenKibbles: Hatoful Boyf was a dating sim *until* you get to the visual novel part XD
🔗 15:39 ashburnem: Most VNs are branching. Katawa Shoujo is probably the best well-known VN.
🔗 15:39 Dandinstorm12: All the items
🔗 15:39All_Mankind: Alex, have you read Powers, the comic book? it might be right up your alley, i've never seen such a lack of exposition
🔗 15:39 Omega_Lairon:
🔗 15:39 Granitefish: games can be both visual novels and dating sims
🔗 15:39 Anubis169: VNs can be anything, but they get used for the dating sim genre a lot
🔗 15:39 Shadow_606: you had feelings that were bad
🔗 15:39 Dandinstorm12: Why why
🔗 15:39 KinoGami: mtvcdm, clearly they haven't seen rejected wii games
🔗 15:39TheOtherTrevor: what sort of run is this?
🔗 15:39Samph1re: mtvcdm, those aren't even miis...
🔗 15:39morgoth_bauglyr: visual novels are generally not that great for streaming
🔗 15:39asthanius: @Samph1re that's the point
🔗 15:39All_Mankind: writer Brian Michael Bendis really loves his natural-sounding dialogue. . .
🔗 15:39 Shadow_606: now replaced with better ones
🔗 15:39hippitybobbity: @all_mankind has that become a sony series?
🔗 15:39 UnspokenKibbles: dat hitbox tho
🔗 15:39 PhoenixMelior: I like Visual Novels... they're fun and simple
🔗 15:39SirSpitsAlot: So what's the plan?
🔗 15:39 mtvcdm: Why did CNN try to make fake Miis?
🔗 15:40JohnLockeCole:
clearly havel is the play here
🔗 15:40All_Mankind: it has
🔗 15:40 ImSincerelySorry: The only VN I've played is Virtue's Last Reward which did some very interesting things
🔗 15:40 emberBecky: the VNs I'm aware of have branching pathways. But then I think those are also dating sims.
🔗 15:40 Omega_Lairon: Wanna-Miis
🔗 15:40 TXC2: remember when the Republican party had electable people?
🔗 15:40asthanius: VLR is awesome, and I'm so glad that a third game's getting made
🔗 15:40 UnspokenKibbles: If you do stream a visual novel, make sure you've got a co-host or two to join in.
🔗 15:40DanielleAI much prefers IRL interaction rather than pretending someone is there when they aren't
🔗 15:40 KinoGami:
ian doesn't need a stream
🔗 15:40 Dandinstorm12: @Txc2 Yeah in the 1800s
🔗 15:40 ImSincerelySorry: And is also %100 not a dating sim
🔗 15:40 Anubis169:
DanielleAI: no dudette i'm over here
🔗 15:40Lunareclipse123: Some sort of... Sidewalk Stab
🔗 15:40TheOtherTrevor: can someone explain what the pick n mix rules are?
🔗 15:40 UnspokenKibbles: Alex, clearly you forgot about Dre
🔗 15:40Piperlyon: I don't know if this actually counts as a VN, but I personally really liked Analogue: a Hate Story
🔗 15:40DanielleAI: lol Anubis169
🔗 15:40All_Mankind: who did they have before Nixon? that might be it but i can't say i remember
🔗 15:40 MistahFixIt: @Theothertrevor - immediately switch to whatever gear you pick up
🔗 15:40 TXC2: Dandinstorm12 well teddy was reblican, probley the last one
🔗 15:41 KinoGami: alex must pick up whatever drops from mobs and equip them
🔗 15:41Metric_Furlong: Piperlyon, Analogue's a VN
🔗 15:41 UnspokenKibbles: @Piperlyon Yeah, that's a VN, I'd say
🔗 15:41DanielleAI has literally been over there watching someone do it
🔗 15:41 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:41 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor.
🔗 15:41Saulens181: Can't we just send in some people from like Switzerland and Sweden to rule the US?
🔗 15:41DTor214: Eisenhower was pretty electable
🔗 15:41 Dandinstorm12: @Txc2 Teddy wouldn't be elected today
🔗 15:41asthanius: Yeah, Christine Love has made some cool Visual Novels
🔗 15:41ravensshade: the line between dating sim and VN can be pretty hard to see
🔗 15:41 JonciA: Pick N Mix, sounds more like Klepto-run.
🔗 15:41eSeamus: I would love to see someone in LRR play Choice Chamber on stream.
🔗 15:41 KinoGami: what we need is a double shield run
🔗 15:41 Anubis169: dating sim is a type of branching VN, but a VN can be anything
🔗 15:41Metric_Furlong: ravensshade, basically, most dating sims are visual novels, but not all visual novels are dating sims
🔗 15:41DanielleAI: "yo, I'm right here dude, why are you looking at a screen that's supposed to be me?"
🔗 15:41 PhoenixMelior: eSeamus Paul did
🔗 15:41 Anubis169: branching or straight run
🔗 15:41TheOtherTrevor: so don't bother upgrading weapons?
🔗 15:41 Anubis169:
any subject
🔗 15:41Piperlyon: eSeamus: Paul did last week I believe
🔗 15:41Scar_Red_Tiger: What of weapons you dont have the stats to use yet?
🔗 15:41 TXC2: Dandinstorm12 yeah, todays america has a problem with stone clod badasses
🔗 15:42 KinoGami: please *** with the black knight?
🔗 15:42 UnspokenKibbles: This *is* mono-bad-ideas.stream
🔗 15:42 Dandinstorm12: Damn right
🔗 15:42 Abcxyq: Obviously yes!
🔗 15:42 KinoGami: he might drop his shield
🔗 15:42All_Mankind: free aiming throwing knives for headshots is the highest art of Dark Souls, isn't it
🔗 15:42 Granitefish: VN is a broad genre just like RPG and FPS
🔗 15:42eSeamus: Phoenixmelior: I will have to find the VOD. I've been out of the loop due to SGDQ.
🔗 15:42 Shadow_606: so much rain in ontario now
🔗 15:42 Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
🔗 15:42 LRRbot: Saving is overrated.
🔗 15:42 MistahFixIt: MonoFlunge.dek ?
🔗 15:42 Anubis169: wouldn't do the black knight
🔗 15:42ravensshade: @Metric_furlong i know that much metric
🔗 15:42Saulens181: Speaking of VNs, VA-11 HALL-A is like a mix between a VN and a bartending sim
🔗 15:42 Anubis169:
but chat will say do it anyway
🔗 15:42DanielleAI: indeed Shadow_606
🔗 15:42SmilelyDude:
you can dirt him out by dropping down the gap in the stairs onto the platform
🔗 15:42JohnLockeCole: I mean, there's no way we can use black knight sword if he drops it
🔗 15:42 Twitchydove: i hope someone drops a crossbow if it's possible
🔗 15:42BonSequitur: [looks at Alex' avatar] Wow, the Pilsbury dough boy really let himself go
🔗 15:42Piperlyon: so currently I'm going through WORLD END ECONOMiCA, which is written by the same guy who did Spice and Wolf
🔗 15:42TheOtherTrevor: what about weapons we don't have the stats for?
🔗 15:42 KinoGami: you can try giving it a shot and moving on if you don't get him?
🔗 15:42Piperlyon: who seems to have a thing for economics
🔗 15:42 Artirian_Legacy: You could get a neat sword...that you can't use
🔗 15:42 KinoGami: he still has to use them
🔗 15:42Vladimort_Poutine: Alex! My Rock, my Dwayne, My Johnson.
🔗 15:42DanielleAI: oh Shadow_606, do you live in Toronto?
🔗 15:43 Anubis169:
knew it
🔗 15:43 Psychomonosis:
🔗 15:43 UnspokenKibbles:
That guy shoulda leveled endurance
🔗 15:43 MistahFixIt: Are you allowed to buy gear in a Pick n Mix, or is shopping against the rules?
🔗 15:43 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:25
🔗 15:43ravensshade: @Piperlyon obligatory season 3 when?
🔗 15:43JohnLockeCole: Artirian_Legacy, that's the point, he HAS to use it if it drops
🔗 15:43 Dandinstorm12: Alex "worst case we die" Steacy
🔗 15:43 Shadow_606: its some sort of blocking device for knives
🔗 15:43 mtvcdm: Shopping is against the rules unless it's a consumable item.
🔗 15:43 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Worst case: we die.
🔗 15:43 LRRbot: New quote #561: "Worst case: we die." —Alex [2015-08-04]
🔗 15:43Piperlyon: ravensshade: pls to season 3
🔗 15:43 Aarek: #safestrats
🔗 15:43 TXC2: "sleep is a curse, but a curse i must live"
🔗 15:43 KinoGami:
the only black knight gear i've gotten in my playthrough so far is a shield
🔗 15:43 TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
🔗 15:43Metric_Furlong: Piperlyon, that explains rather a lot
🔗 15:43 Dandinstorm12: !quote 561
🔗 15:43 LRRbot: Quote #561: "Worst case: we die." —Alex [2015-08-04]
🔗 15:43 Anubis169:
night TXC2
🔗 15:43Saulens181: Not gonna lie, Analogue and Hate Plus had me in bits
🔗 15:44 Dandinstorm12: ngiht @Txc2
🔗 15:44Vladimort_Poutine: !quote alex
🔗 15:44 LRRbot: vladimort_poutine: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 15:44Piperlyon: there are a lot of anime that I want another season of, really
🔗 15:44Vladimort_Poutine: awww
🔗 15:44 KinoGami: you could try to run past havel?
🔗 15:44 Dandinstorm12: *night
🔗 15:44 Psychomonosis: Nite Txc
🔗 15:44JohnLockeCole: well with havel we can use the ring
🔗 15:44Metric_Furlong: Piperlyon, e.g.?
🔗 15:44 UnspokenKibbles: Good drop
🔗 15:44 ThePrettiestFurry: !quote Alex
🔗 15:44 LRRbot: Quote #344: "You are so *** wet!" —Alex [2015-06-13]
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: First of all, how dare you?
🔗 15:44 Dandinstorm12: First of...Damnit Memo
🔗 15:44 JonciA: Sir! How dare you not be stabbed!
🔗 15:44 MistahFixIt: Second of all, what gives you the right?
🔗 15:44 UnspokenKibbles: He will almost undoubtedly crush us
🔗 15:44Piperlyon: Metric_Furlong: ShiroBako, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Spice and Wolf
🔗 15:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar: So i just told my brother that there may be a r/W commander deck (he plays either Iroas or Aurelia) and he nearly *** his pants
🔗 15:44ZeniteZero: Havel OP AF
🔗 15:44 KinoGami: you kite him up the stairs and then make a run for the door
🔗 15:44Vladimort_Poutine: thank you, Prettiestfurry
🔗 15:44 Psychomonosis: !quote ALEX
🔗 15:44 LRRbot: Quote #189: "Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…" —Alex, terrified [2015-05-01]
🔗 15:44 Anubis169: Second of all, that lizard is very bright
🔗 15:44asthanius: So when we get a good weapon, do we just stop picking up items to be safe?
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo:
Dandinstorm12: Sorry I've got a 9-second lag.
🔗 15:45All_Mankind: you have to equip any rings you find, right? while keeping the gold serpent ring of course
🔗 15:45 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:45 Shadow_606: we could always just live at a campfire, but that would be boring
🔗 15:45DanielleAI wonders if Shadow_606 is Ontario native and what city they are in
🔗 15:45Metric_Furlong: Piperlyon, well, Jojo's will probably be getting one
🔗 15:45ravensshade: i just noticed your naked..
🔗 15:45 UnspokenKibbles: @Asthanius We don't have a choice
🔗 15:45cccfudge: just make him jump off the stairs
🔗 15:45aesir_blade: I beat Havel on my first go just by dodging
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: ravensshade: you're*
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: aesir_blade, you were VERY lucky
🔗 15:45Piperlyon: Metric_Furlong: probably, just hasn't started yet
🔗 15:45 Dandinstorm12: Well hopefully Anubis has slightly more lag so that I can snipe his deaths
🔗 15:45 Shadow_606: i am native to ontario
🔗 15:45aesir_blade: I was also probably overleveled; i got hit once and was not oned shot
🔗 15:45pancakepanda3d: So if there are any fans of the NFL in the chat have you read the full Tom Brady court transcript?
🔗 15:45ravensshade: @Anubis169 wel your an grammer nazie (can i write this even worse?
🔗 15:46 KinoGami: you have to dodge towards him i thought?
🔗 15:46 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:46 Anubis169:
ravensshade, godwin's law
🔗 15:46aesir_blade: Remove the Sack!
🔗 15:46 MistahFixIt:
There
🔗 15:46 Shadow_606: he dead
🔗 15:46DanielleAI lives in East part of Toronto
🔗 15:46 UnspokenKibbles: !advice
🔗 15:46 LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
🔗 15:46 Artirian_Legacy:
🔗 15:46Inkompetence:
Awww...no axe.
🔗 15:46ravensshade:
@Anubis169 that means i win right?
🔗 15:46 Mangledpixel: gods, I am dieing with laughter reading the RoboRosewater tweets
🔗 15:46 Anubis169:
nope
🔗 15:46JohnLockeCole: well all his attacks are super slow but those hitboxes, woah
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: Sunbro~~
🔗 15:46All_Mankind: i want to learn Oswald's gesture where he stands with his hands out forever
🔗 15:46Samph1re: Alex: did you watch the Extra Credits playthrough of Dark Souls? I was super disappointed; I was expecting a thought through pre-planned step-by-step analysis, but after the first ep it turned out to be a casual "what I remember" playthrough with Master Key abuses
🔗 15:46 Twitchydove: Drake Sword?
🔗 15:46 MistahFixIt: \[T]/
🔗 15:46Piperlyon: ravensshade: it's spelled 'gramer natsi'
🔗 15:46 Almighty_Angry_Animar: My brother just went nuts over the fact he may get two new commanders for his deck lol
🔗 15:47Metric_Furlong: Piperlyon, well, at least you've got about 3 decades worth of shows to look into while you're waiting
🔗 15:47 UnspokenKibbles: Get ye flask
🔗 15:47 Artirian_Legacy: \[T]/
🔗 15:47 Grescheks: what are we doing in Dark Souls today?
🔗 15:47 Anubis169:
🔗 15:47 MistahFixIt: 420praiseit
🔗 15:47 Shadow_606: speak & skip
🔗 15:47 Anubis169: praise it
🔗 15:47 Dandinstorm12: alex "Solaire proposition me" Steacy
🔗 15:47Lordofthelights: Alex, are you going to do anymore gravelord sword speedruns?
🔗 15:47 Psychomonosis: Go to Dennis
🔗 15:47 UnspokenKibbles: manSUN ? Is that public?
🔗 15:47 UnspokenKibbles: Apparently not
🔗 15:47TheOtherTrevor: go for claymore
🔗 15:47 ThePrettiestFurry: !advice
🔗 15:47 LRRbot: Turn off the mic.
🔗 15:47ravensshade: @Piperlyon how about gramer nasi ? (i could go for some food
🔗 15:47pancakepanda3d: I spy a dragon
🔗 15:47 AdmiralMemo: Samph1re: Well, yeah, but later on they get into game DESIGN, like the trees and collision boxes and how the paths are set up etc.
🔗 15:47Piperlyon: Metric_Furlong: three decades and more coming out every day
🔗 15:47TheOtherTrevor: I just beat the game with claymore
🔗 15:47 Dandinstorm12: I also need food, one sec
🔗 15:48 UnspokenKibbles: Claymore not terrible in this meta
🔗 15:48Piperlyon: ravensshade: also acceptible
🔗 15:48hippitybobbity: so one of these days I fell asleep with the stream on my mobile, but it was on mobile data instead of wifi. I used 2 gigs
🔗 15:48DanielleAI: hahhahahhahhah
🔗 15:48 KinoGami: i was playing with gargoyle tail axe but i switched to ornsteins spear
🔗 15:48Saulens181: what a humidex?
🔗 15:48 mtvcdm: Inspirobot recieves the mtvcdm stamp of approval.
🔗 15:48 Anubis169:
420 Praise it!
🔗 15:48 Anubis169: humidity index
🔗 15:48 Sarah_Serinde:
It's a lot better now that you've left, Alex
🔗 15:48DTor214: It's not a dragon - not really. Not that I would say that to its face.
🔗 15:48All_Mankind: inclement dragons is a very dry heat i think
🔗 15:48 MistahFixIt: Quoth the Chosen Undead: "Enh?"
🔗 15:48 UnspokenKibbles: Ayyyyy
🔗 15:48 Dandinstorm12: Claymore get
🔗 15:48DanielleAI: like all of last week here nearly
🔗 15:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Anubis169 you beat me to there
🔗 15:48JohnLockeCole: Saulens181, some places call it heat index
🔗 15:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Sarah_serinde Sarah!!
🔗 15:48 UnspokenKibbles: "Humidity index"
🔗 15:48 Sarah_Serinde:
hey Almighty_angry_animar
🔗 15:48DanielleAI: it feels like only 24C here now
🔗 15:48Piperlyon: so it's the heat index?
🔗 15:48 Dandinstorm12: Heat index eh
🔗 15:49All_Mankind: >Be William Wallace
🔗 15:49 mtvcdm: Inspirobot just gave me "There is no easy way to act like you have your mother."
🔗 15:49 UnspokenKibbles: Let's not bother the dank kight
🔗 15:49 Featherweight_: it's like reverse windchill
🔗 15:49Samph1re: In the UK we call that "including wind-chill"
🔗 15:49 KinoGami: dear dr alex, i watched milt kill the red drake at the start of the game, i then went and killed it myself... at level 60
🔗 15:49 DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Alex, level up?
🔗 15:49 Sarah_Serinde:
Yeah today was pretty good and the rest of the week is supposed to be nice too
🔗 15:49Earthenone: that insperational quote thing is depressing the hell out of me, i think its broken
🔗 15:49DanielleAI: humidity makes the air feel hotter
🔗 15:49 UnspokenKibbles: But lets put a boar on our heads
🔗 15:49aesir_blade: Meanwhile, a hailstorm rolled through Boston a couple hours ago, and now it's pleasantly cool
🔗 15:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: yeah like with us it is 95 but it feels like 102
🔗 15:49 MistahFixIt: Oh this is gonna be 40 pounds of ham in a ten pound sack...
🔗 15:49 RassilonDND: cmon pig hrlm
🔗 15:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Sarah_serinde How be you
🔗 15:49 Anubis169: it's basically how much you're going to feel like you're overheating + how little air you feel you can't breathe
🔗 15:49DanielleAI: that why down south they say it's a dry heat
🔗 15:49 mtvcdm: "Before the talking dog, comes boredom."
🔗 15:49 Sarah_Serinde: Almighty_angry_animar I'm pretty good, how's you?
🔗 15:49 KinoGami: pork-chan!
🔗 15:49Piperlyon: too many sempais
🔗 15:50asthanius: You cannot go up ye stairs
🔗 15:50All_Mankind: pigs cannot walk stairs. it's a law of nature
🔗 15:50 UnspokenKibbles: Run rules broken, restart game
🔗 15:50 KinoGami: baulder-senpai!
🔗 15:50asthanius: What dost thou thinkest thou art, a magistrate?
🔗 15:50 Artirian_Legacy: Tis is hilarious
🔗 15:50 JellyFilledDoughnut: Omg Alex is back and playing DS! I love it when Alex plays DS!
🔗 15:50 Dandinstorm12: We have 18 or 19 consec days of 80 degree weather here in Milwaukee
🔗 15:50 Abcxyq:
🔗 15:50aesir_blade: Baller Swag Sword incoming?
🔗 15:50 Grescheks: that...uh...that was not what you meant to do
🔗 15:50 Nuurgle:
🔗 15:50 Anubis169: lol...
🔗 15:50 KinoGami: this is so good
🔗 15:50 Anubis169:
🔗 15:50 Dandinstorm12: Alex "Just go home" Steacy
🔗 15:50 UnspokenKibbles:
Are we going to get the pig hat?
🔗 15:50All_Mankind: i heard "Baller helm"
🔗 15:50 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Sarah_serinde besides sweating crazy hard i am well
🔗 15:50 mtvcdm: Dandinstorm12, i know, right? It's the most humid effing summer.
🔗 15:51 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 15:51 LRRbot: Quote #33: "I am no longer moist." —Alex [2015-03-13]
🔗 15:51 Frylock72: The nights in central Florida are finally starting to cool down.
🔗 15:51Vladimort_Poutine: so whats the gimmick with this run?
🔗 15:51 Dandinstorm12: @Mtvcdm yep, and I'm painting outside
🔗 15:51 Grescheks: Dear Dr Alex, I got in late, what are you up to in Dark Souls today?
🔗 15:51lexlz: you just saw halberd
🔗 15:51 Zoozle: So what's the deal for today?
🔗 15:51 Dandinstorm12: during business hours
🔗 15:51 UnspokenKibbles: Isn't there a halberd around here somewhere?
🔗 15:51All_Mankind: but then, what else would you do with that titanite?
🔗 15:51 farleyf: Apologies if it has already been mentioned but has anyone said about humble bundle having dark souls for 10$ in their latest bundle
🔗 15:51 mtvcdm: What part of Milwaukee are you at? At least the lakefront, i hope?
🔗 15:51Samph1re: !explain picknmix
🔗 15:51 Anubis169: kept moving by the factthat he is wearing basically nothing
🔗 15:51Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: thats what my mom said about buying me nice clothes as a kid
🔗 15:51 Anubis169: so no weight issues
🔗 15:51 JellyFilledDoughnut: I need to get a new controller still so I can beat DS...
🔗 15:51JohnLockeCole: lexlz it's a world drop, we can pick that up at our leisure
🔗 15:52 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor.
🔗 15:52 Nuurgle: yeah, it's always the controller's fault
🔗 15:52 Dandinstorm12: we do
🔗 15:52 Anubis169: we do now!
🔗 15:52JohnLockeCole: it's only the random drops we have to pick up right away
🔗 15:52 Nuurgle: Sheathcore
🔗 15:52 Grescheks: thanks Memo!
🔗 15:52All_Mankind: i'm covered in SHEEEATHS
🔗 15:52 Dandinstorm12: Bonfire geth
🔗 15:52 MistahFixIt: So are we not going to upgrade weapons / gear?
🔗 15:52splatty1: we will become a being of pure sheeeaths!!
🔗 15:52 Dandinstorm12: Lord of the Vault
🔗 15:52 Anubis169: MistahFixIt: no point
🔗 15:52 KinoGami: MistahFixIt, nope
🔗 15:52 mtvcdm: Is it worth upgrading weapons? You're not going to have them long anyway.
🔗 15:52Katboii: No Vitality?
🔗 15:52All_Mankind: okay i'm giving myself a yellow card for that one
🔗 15:52Samph1re: "Covered in Sheathes" is my Furry Black Metal band name
🔗 15:52 Anubis169: if he gets another weapon, he has to switch
🔗 15:53 MrMobius: Hello Alex, chat, hope everyone is well this today. How's the darkest of souls treating you today?
🔗 15:53 Dandinstorm12: Jump around!
🔗 15:53 KinoGami: show me alex senpai, how do i get this wolf ring. i can't figure it out
🔗 15:53Zahn1138: Does he have to pick up any items he sees?
🔗 15:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !quote 36
🔗 15:53 LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
🔗 15:53 UnspokenKibbles: Let's cut the grass
🔗 15:53 Dandinstorm12: Hey @Mrmobius
🔗 15:53meyari subscribed for 6 months in a row!
🔗 15:53 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, meyari! (Today's storm count: 8)
🔗 15:53 plummeting_sloth: "Too dumb for sword, accidentally stabbed self in face"
🔗 15:53BonSequitur: I like how that guy is just merrily working away at his forge while this giant scary demon is literally downstairs from him. "It's fine, he can't come up the stairs."
🔗 15:53 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:53 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 15:53 Psychomonosis: Hello Mobius
🔗 15:53 Dandinstorm12: SUUUUUUUUUUUB
🔗 15:53 Anubis169: meyari~~
🔗 15:53 Anubis169:
🔗 15:53amythist: Katboii at the moment I think he's just trying to get his stats up to the point that he can use any weapon he comes across
🔗 15:53 AdmiralMemo: Updated the explain
🔗 15:53 plummeting_sloth: Pick and Mix... don't get too attached to that sword
🔗 15:53 mtvcdm: Inspirobot on point: "Without destruction there can be no struggle."
🔗 15:53 Dandinstorm12: Wham
🔗 15:53 UnspokenKibbles: Maybe use the longsword in this section?
🔗 15:53 plummeting_sloth: plenty of purple moss, sadly no poise
🔗 15:54JediTransmit: Inappropes
🔗 15:54 MistahFixIt: Inappropriate_Touch_Saprolings.dek
🔗 15:54 KinoGami: i hate these stupid plants
🔗 15:54All_Mankind: is this going to be the time we get the dark knight halberd, when we can't possibly use it?
🔗 15:54 AdmiralMemo:
Alex is singing some generic 80s song.
🔗 15:54 Dandinstorm12: Does yelling "You've got no poise" help?
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: it just wants to give you a hug
🔗 15:54DTor214: So, if we get 6 different consumable items, do we have to equip the new one and throw away the older one?
🔗 15:54splatty1: also it is literally impossible to draw from two handed swords sheathe on your back
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:54 LRRbot:
551 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:54 KinoGami: don't let them grab you :x they do... things...
🔗 15:54 Dandinstorm12: wow
🔗 15:54 Anubis169:
ahh i've missed this
🔗 15:54 MistahFixIt: Also, happy birthday to my account:
🔗 15:54Wanman101: Use the longsword poke-and-dodge combo
🔗 15:54 JellyFilledDoughnut: t-rekt?
🔗 15:54 Cykouxis: welcome back alex
🔗 15:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: We got the poise gotta have that pose
🔗 15:55morgoth_bauglyr: at least they don't drop sticks or something to wield
🔗 15:55mistahfixit subscribed for 18 months in a row!
🔗 15:55 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, mistahfixit! (Today's storm count: 9)
🔗 15:55ZeniteZero: treekt
🔗 15:55DoodlestheGreat: Oh well. Only 620 souls at the time anyway.
🔗 15:55 plummeting_sloth: no fair... that tree was helping his bro out
🔗 15:55 Dandinstorm12: There was no way I was going to snipe that one. I'll wait
🔗 15:55 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:55 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 15:55 plummeting_sloth: oh cool... we're not permadeathing
🔗 15:55 KinoGami: be wary of beanpole?
🔗 15:55 mtvcdm: Anubis is hard to snipe, Dandinstorm.
🔗 15:55 MistahFixIt:
🔗 15:55 Dandinstorm12: @Mtvcdm I've managed in the past
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo:
If you're lightweight, you can ?
🔗 15:56 blip2004: why is alex wearing two swords?
🔗 15:56 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: blip2004: because he picked them up
🔗 15:56 mtvcdm: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 15:56 Nuurgle: not feeling good about this PLAN-T?
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:56 LRRbot:
552 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:56DTor214: There are a lot of enemies I hate in this game, and yep, plantermens are right up there
🔗 15:56Vladimort_Poutine: lol
🔗 15:56 mtvcdm: Memo also hard to snipe.
🔗 15:56Damagicsausage: SPLAT
🔗 15:56 MistahFixIt: Flunge?
🔗 15:56 Dandinstorm12: ayeup
🔗 15:56 plummeting_sloth: basically trying to chop down a tree with a dagger there
🔗 15:56 Dandinstorm12: he ded
🔗 15:56 MistahFixIt: That looked pretty flunge-y
🔗 15:56Wanman101: You can't kill me if I do it myself first
🔗 15:56 AdmiralMemo: mtvcdm, Also, !explain is mod-only
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: was more a mis-stop
🔗 15:57 Psychomonosis: *dances*
🔗 15:57 KinoGami: alright, time for me to warp to this forest
🔗 15:57nullvoid8: dtor214: also dogs?
🔗 15:57 mtvcdm: There's also that.
🔗 15:57 plummeting_sloth: I mean... you did successfully dodge that attack. Let's not be negative nellies. That attack definitely did not hit you
🔗 15:57DTor214: Yep, dogs for sure
🔗 15:57 Anubis169: Bewitched?
🔗 15:57 Dandinstorm12: Yeah memo IS also hard to snipe
🔗 15:57 mtvcdm: i Dream Of Jeannie, Anubis.
🔗 15:57 Utilitarian_STFD: Welcome back, Alex-sempai!
🔗 15:57Katboii: And now: MUsic hour with Alex
🔗 15:57 MistahFixIt: @Plummeting_sloth - Yeah but that ground's autohit attack, man...
🔗 15:57 Psychomonosis: I dream of Jeanie
🔗 15:57 plummeting_sloth: well, dodging the ground, that's the trick
🔗 15:57 Anubis169: mtvcdm: could've sworn that was the bewitched theme
🔗 15:58 Gnrt: oh just got here are we doing pick and mix
🔗 15:58 Dandinstorm12: Something something i-frames
🔗 15:58 Grescheks: Gnrt, yup
🔗 15:58 Mangledpixel: me and a couple of friends did a similar challenge to this in Borderlands 2 a while back. You had to use the first gun that dropped in each area or from bosses. If a guns ammo ran out at any point that gun was 'dead' and had to be discarded.
🔗 15:58nullvoid8: no no, you have to *block* the ground
🔗 15:58 Dandinstorm12: Something something camera
🔗 15:58All_Mankind: the spots where you can survive falling down there are few and tiny in my experience
🔗 15:58Frisky89: Yay dark souls! hello everyone and Alex
🔗 15:58 Mangledpixel: it sort of worked, as a concept
🔗 15:58 Gnrt: pick and mix hype
🔗 15:58 MistahFixIt: @Plummeting_sloth - It's also important not to realize what you're doing, lest gravity look in your direction and promptly inquire just what the hell you think you're doing...
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: Alex: Was that the "Betwitched" or "I Dream Of Jeannie" Theme?
🔗 15:58 plummeting_sloth: Man, lumberjacking in the old days was hard core
🔗 15:58DanielleAI: take that, shrubbery!
🔗 15:58BonSequitur: The *** is that thing
🔗 15:59 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Jeannie
🔗 15:59 UnspokenKibbles: did he dropped a thing?
🔗 15:59DTor214: "Proceed very carefully": Leaps off cliff and swings wildly
🔗 15:59 MistahFixIt: Okay, there's some weird things in DS, but the Frogmantas are profoundly disturbing to me for some reason.
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: that's a very interesting definition of "carefully"
🔗 15:59 Anubis169: btw those effing camouflaged treesnakes
🔗 15:59 UnspokenKibbles: Ambush Frog
🔗 15:59 KinoGami: i have never seen this place before
🔗 15:59 Grescheks: that's a twofer
🔗 15:59 Frylock72: Franta, Franta, wanta Franta!
🔗 15:59 Dandinstorm12: The 'ol Shriekmaw
🔗 16:00 MistahFixIt:
Value
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:00 LRRbot:
553 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:00BonSequitur: Those throwing knives do pretty crappy damage
🔗 16:00 UnspokenKibbles: Say, Alex, have you been testing any Origins cards for Highlander?
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: !death
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: dandinstorm12: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:00 Grescheks: frogged
🔗 16:00All_Mankind: i think the froggies may be the only enemy to which i've never died one on one
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: damn
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: forever!
🔗 16:00 MistahFixIt:
He's got you licked, Alex
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: so bad
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: not really
🔗 16:00 Nuurgle: pave and uninstall
🔗 16:00 Mr_Horrible: the M.A.D.
🔗 16:00All_Mankind: but against several? of course
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: !pavecount
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: 3 paves for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: Tickle the yak.
🔗 16:00 Psychomonosis: Tongue lashed to death
🔗 16:00ThatDangSkeleton: oh those are /frogs/
🔗 16:00 Dumori: LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LICKING SON
🔗 16:00ThatDangSkeleton: I thought they were stingrays
🔗 16:00 mtvcdm: Those aren't yaks, Lrrbot.
🔗 16:00Zotamedu: When can you realistically beat that lightning demon?
🔗 16:00 Dandinstorm12: Showoff
🔗 16:00aesir_blade: What's your take on Evolutionary Leap, Alex?
🔗 16:00 UnspokenKibbles:
That... that was greedy as
🔗 16:01 MistahFixIt: Alex Steacy - Professional Demon Troller
🔗 16:01 KinoGami: Zotamedu, he could do it now
🔗 16:01 Anubis169:
🔗 16:01ZeniteZero: 1337 5k1llz
🔗 16:01 KinoGami: that one is easy
🔗 16:01 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:01 Toxxick: I remember the first time I encountered this titanite demon. I sat there for hours poking him just for the bragging rights
🔗 16:01TheOtherTrevor: and then he drops the catchpole and you're screwed
🔗 16:01Zotamedu: KinoGami, He yes, but a new player who isn't very good.
🔗 16:01 UnspokenKibbles: Have you trained yourself out of locking on, or do you just not prefer it?
🔗 16:01All_Mankind: i'd guess like 50-100 attacks with your heaviest weapon
🔗 16:01 girlpainting: hi guys
🔗 16:01DTor214: It depends how difficult you want it to be - I'd probably wait until after Sen's Fortress to tackle it
🔗 16:01 Frylock72: Liliana with Merciless Executioner and Fleshbag Marauder.
🔗 16:01 MistahFixIt: I actually didn't find the Titanite Demon that hard...
🔗 16:01 JellyFilledDoughnut: Alex, did you see the DS3 gamescon trailer? Idk how I feel about it. It looks like a cross between Bloodborne and DS 2...
🔗 16:01 AdmiralMemo: Girlpainting, Howdy
🔗 16:01 Dandinstorm12: Hey @Girlpainting
🔗 16:01BonSequitur: So Dark Souls throws enemies in your path you're not expected to beat, you're just supposed to run past them?
🔗 16:01 Mangledpixel: heyo Girlpainting
🔗 16:01 MistahFixIt: Then again, Gaping Dragon wasn't very hard to me either
🔗 16:01JohnLockeCole: that one is pretty easy, you can get on the stairs and have his attacks sail over you
🔗 16:02BonSequitur: Or is it conceivable that you might beat that guy if you did another path through the game?
🔗 16:02 girlpainting: hy Admiralmemo Dandinstorm12 Mangledpixel
🔗 16:02 Anubis169: Alex: Did you learn to evade that alloying catchpole jump?
🔗 16:02 KinoGami:
Zotamedu, honestly i can't say for sure since i was new to this game, but i played bloodborne and demon's souls first, so i had a lot of dodging experience from that when i took it on
🔗 16:02 MistahFixIt:
Gaping Dragon took two attempts for me, and only cuz I got greedy the first time
🔗 16:02DTor214: @Bonsequitur Yes. They start doing that within the first five minutes of the game, just to teach you a lesson
🔗 16:02 KinoGami: gaping dragon super easy after you cut it's tail off
🔗 16:02TheOtherTrevor: yeah, gaping dragon didn't even damage me... I was surprised
🔗 16:02BonSequitur: "Gaping Dragon" sounds super dirty by the way. It sounds like some kind of horrific sex atc.
🔗 16:02ZeniteZero: Nothing worse than fighting the ones at the bottom of Sen's Forttress and the one in the tiny room in Anor Londo
🔗 16:02 UnspokenKibbles: As opposed to Capra demon, which is small and hateful and in a shoebox
🔗 16:02 girlpainting:
i just dies in the witcher 3
🔗 16:02 girlpainting: died
🔗 16:02 Grescheks: BonSequitur, it also looks dirty
🔗 16:02 MistahFixIt:
Crapra Demon
🔗 16:02 Toxxick: Waiiit, I thought Pinwheel was generally considered the easiest?
🔗 16:02 KinoGami:
BonSequitur, have you seen it? it looks like it too
🔗 16:02All_Mankind: first time i met that titanite demon, i was a sorcerer and it didn't have a chance. . .
🔗 16:02 JellyFilledDoughnut: Dear Dr. Alex: Did you see the DS3 gamescon trailer? Idk how I feel about it. It looks like a cross between Bloodborne and DS 2...
🔗 16:03 GDwarf:
girlpainting: That's pretty common. Combat in Witcher 3 is weirdly imprecise at times, and I die often
🔗 16:03 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:03 Anubis169: death! from above!
🔗 16:03 UnspokenKibbles: Gaping Dragon also uses really strong visual cues- i.e. don't stand in front of all the teeth
🔗 16:03JohnLockeCole: "oh I guess I'm dead now": the dark souls players mantra
🔗 16:03 girlpainting: no it was totaly my fault....i engaged a level 13 mob with my lvl 3 char ^^
🔗 16:03 Utilitarian_STFD: Thanks for drawing my hard-suit lady in your last drawing stream, Alex! she's super awesome.
🔗 16:03Zotamedu: UnspokenKibbles, But isn't Gaping Dragon basically all teeth?
🔗 16:03 MistahFixIt: @Bonsequitur - It looks like toothy ladybits
🔗 16:03 UnspokenKibbles: @Zotamedu Not on the sides!
🔗 16:03BonSequitur: Yeah, the gaping dragon looks like it sounds like it should look like
🔗 16:03 GDwarf:
I love the shuffling trees in this area. They're *so subtle*, you just walk up to a tree and then you notice it's *moving*...
🔗 16:03 KinoGami: i fell for the giant skeleton bowman trap before nito, where there is another waiting to punt you off the cliff
🔗 16:04 plummeting_sloth: Died to frogs? Did someone cry "Ribbet" and unleashed the Frogs of War?
🔗 16:04 GDwarf: girlpainting: Witcher 3, being low level means you die *all the time*
🔗 16:04 MistahFixIt: "Gaping Dragon - Exactly as Advertise"
🔗 16:04 girlpainting: well, i just arrived in velen and i whanted to go to novigrad ^^
🔗 16:04 Anubis169:
🔗 16:04 Toxxick:
🔗 16:04 UnspokenKibbles:
🔗 16:04 Grescheks: that frog has a strong anti-air game
🔗 16:04Seirhune: Good to see Alex again.
🔗 16:04 KinoGami: Zotamedu, an advantage of that titanite demon is that it is really close to a bonfire, so you can just keep practicing on it til you get it
🔗 16:04asthanius: Alex Steacy: 1937-2015. "Fucking frogs."
🔗 16:04 Anubis169: how's the new place?
🔗 16:05dialMforMara: good afternoon
🔗 16:05dialMforMara: hi Alex!
🔗 16:05DanielleAI: some morn the loss of every life
🔗 16:05 plummeting_sloth: hmm.. Frog ham
🔗 16:05MTG_Jake: afternoon mara o/
🔗 16:05All_Mankind: knives take less investment than bows, but i like keeping a high level shortbow equipped to soften things up big time
🔗 16:05 KinoGami: the trick is every other one you encounter is pretty much in a tight hallway or something, limiting your mobility
🔗 16:05dialMforMara: how are you Jake?
🔗 16:05 UnspokenKibbles: So you'd say "the best defense is a good offense?" My philosophy with DS tends more towards "the best defense is good planning."
🔗 16:05MTG_Jake: full mara, just got done with supper
🔗 16:05splatty1: "if its dead it can't hurt you" i think nito takes offense to that
🔗 16:05 nightvalien28: hey dialMforMara, how are ya?
🔗 16:05dialMforMara: MTG_Jake, sounds good. What did you have?
🔗 16:05 plummeting_sloth: the Soul of a Modest Knight is of course worth far less
🔗 16:06Seirhune: Best Defense is killing them from 50 yards away.
🔗 16:06daneislazy: Also if you look up around where that jump is, you can see the butterfly fight bridge
🔗 16:06 KinoGami: is it in the grove where you fight the stone giants on the way to the butterfly?
🔗 16:06dialMforMara: I'm pretty good Nightvalien28. Got some work done on my term paper this morning, and I'm gonna work on deckbuilding tonight. How are you?
🔗 16:06All_Mankind: i think all of Lordran takes offense at such simplistic binary terms as "dead"
🔗 16:06 KinoGami: like is that the other entrance?
🔗 16:06 MistahFixIt: @Kinogami - Correct
🔗 16:06JohnLockeCole: do we wanna just straight moonlight?
🔗 16:06 KinoGami: alex has no range
🔗 16:06 nightvalien28: dialMforMara, doing good, having some milk with honey and cinnamon
🔗 16:06MTG_Jake: we had a bunch of chicken left over from last night mara, so i just made myself a couple quesadillas
🔗 16:06Seirhune: @All_mankind Vitally challenged?
🔗 16:06 UnspokenKibbles: @All_mankind Dead is not binary.
🔗 16:06dialMforMara: MTG_Jake, nice!
🔗 16:06 nightvalien28: alex tell us about roasted milk tea
🔗 16:06dialMforMara: Nightvalien28, sounds tasty
🔗 16:06 KinoGami: and he doesn't plan on upgrading
🔗 16:06 AdmiralMemo: That moment when you think someone's at your door, so you go to look... and find out it's just thunder outside.
🔗 16:06Zotamedu: So what's the gimmick this playthrough? Is there a plan or just faffing around?
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: Claymore next
🔗 16:07 KinoGami: so no reason for butterfly?
🔗 16:07JohnLockeCole: yep, claymore is next one to loose
🔗 16:07 plummeting_sloth: so, what does the Wolf ring do exactly?
🔗 16:07 Grescheks: Memo: Maybe Thor came to visit you?
🔗 16:07 Almighty_Angry_Animar: So i just got hosed by stuffy doll and nin the pain artist
🔗 16:07MTG_Jake: that were quite good mara
🔗 16:07DanielleAI: tell us about donut shake!
🔗 16:07 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi mara
🔗 16:07 Dandinstorm12: !quote 36
🔗 16:07 LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
🔗 16:07JohnLockeCole: plummeting_sloth, increases poise - makes it harder to get moved around by attacks
🔗 16:07 Psychomonosis:
Sound delicious
🔗 16:07 plummeting_sloth: ahh... nice
🔗 16:07dialMforMara: hi Almighty_Angry_Animar! My mom's about to Skype me, so I should probably go, but I'll be back before the stream ends.
🔗 16:07daneislazy: is it roasted coconut milk? that's pretty good
🔗 16:07fuzzyfozzy subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 16:07 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, fuzzyfozzy! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 16:07Saulens181: !advice
🔗 16:07 Dandinstorm12: @Almighty_angry_animar Like you do
🔗 16:08 mtvcdm: As we go to break, let us heed the words of Inspirobot: "Never turn your back towards the perversion of optimism."
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: Wolf ring makes you very hard to stagger
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12:
v
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12: oops
🔗 16:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dialmformara have fun
🔗 16:08DanielleAI: where was the roasted milk tea, Alex?
🔗 16:08dialMforMara: thanks almighty_angry_animar
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:08 UnspokenKibbles: It gives you half of the benefit of armor without having to wear armor.
🔗 16:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dandinstorm12 it hurt soooo bad
🔗 16:08 Briars_the_fox: 420 souls praise it
🔗 16:08 plummeting_sloth: It increases your traditional Hawaiian dish, I understand
🔗 16:08amythist: wolf ring alone is about the same ammount of poise as most medium armor sets
🔗 16:08 GDwarf: Poise is how much you can block in one hit without being staggered, correct?
🔗 16:08 Briars_the_fox: !highlight 420 souls
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 16:08 Dandinstorm12: @Almighty_angry_animar Shoulda played Sol ring on turn one and won on turn 4
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: nice catch briars
🔗 16:08BonSequitur: Basically it makes it harder to have your attacks interrupted or get stunlocked, yeah?
🔗 16:09All_Mankind: the damage reducing property of armor is pretty irrelevant, too, so the wolf ring is basically the heaviest piece of armor you can get
🔗 16:09 plummeting_sloth: it is stun lock defense
🔗 16:09 UnspokenKibbles:
🔗 16:09 GDwarf: Ah, it's *all* staggering, not just blocking. Sweet.
🔗 16:09amythist: Gdwarf I think you are thinking of shield stability, which determines how much stamina blocking drains
🔗 16:09 Briars_the_fox: Anubis169, thanks! im running on insomnia levels of sleep so im so loopy and that was way funnier than it should be
🔗 16:09 girlpainting: Alex, may i say that your charackter looks ugly? ^^
🔗 16:09 AdmiralMemo: Snow mercials
🔗 16:09 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 16:09Damagicsausage: I AM ENJOYING THEM!
🔗 16:09 Almighty_Angry_Animar: oh no i got him with my own stuffy doll combo and gave my stuffy doll lifelink xD
🔗 16:09 miniwak: \codefall
🔗 16:09DTor214: Gotta run - good night chat, thanks for the stream Alex
🔗 16:09 Anubis169: niiiiiight
🔗 16:09 Dandinstorm12: @Almighty_angry_animar In turn 4?
🔗 16:10 miniwak: @Anubis169 night
🔗 16:10 TStodden: Miniwak, you need to reload.
🔗 16:10 nightvalien28: aw I was enjoying the dulcet tones of andre's hammer
🔗 16:10 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no turn five with alesha
🔗 16:10 Anubis169: not me
🔗 16:10 Dandinstorm12: Night @Dtor214
🔗 16:10 Anubis169:
DTor214
🔗 16:10 TStodden: err... reload your Codefall Gun
🔗 16:10 Dandinstorm12: @Almighty_angry_animar ah nice
🔗 16:10 miniwak: nvm. between using windows 10 and heat i'm a bit everywhere
🔗 16:11 Featherweight_: Let it be known the smash cut shirt goes to the 10th now.
🔗 16:11 Dandinstorm12: noted @Featherweight_
🔗 16:11 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Thank you @Featherweight_
🔗 16:11 Shadow_606: hey Featherweight_
🔗 16:12 Featherweight_: Hello Shadow_606
🔗 16:12 girlpainting: welcome back
🔗 16:12 mtvcdm: We need another Billy!
🔗 16:12 Dandinstorm12: Hey alex, welcome back
🔗 16:12themrph12: hay billy!
🔗 16:13TheOtherTrevor:
better not cut off their tails
🔗 16:13 KinoGami:
don't cut off the tail
🔗 16:13 girlpainting: do the charackters in this game have to look like this?
🔗 16:13 BusTed: Evening, everyone.
🔗 16:13 RealGamerCow: !advice
🔗 16:13 LRRbot: Turn around.
🔗 16:13Katboii: Urgh ads keeps freezing up my browser for almost a minute but I don't wanna block them >.<
🔗 16:13MarkBarks: Alex! It feels like it's been forever
🔗 16:13 LadyRhian: Billy don't you lose my number!
🔗 16:13 GDwarf: Random nit-picking fact: The Bell Gargoyles aren't actually gargoyles! They'd be more accurately referred to as "Grotesques". A gargoyle has to have a spout for water to drain through, hence their name (which comes from the same root as "gargle")
🔗 16:14 girlpainting: ok, thx alex
🔗 16:14Zotamedu: I think I should start playing in offline mode.
🔗 16:14Saulens181: Alex, thoughts on Dwarf Fortress?
🔗 16:14 Dandinstorm12: Truefacts @Gdwarf
🔗 16:14MarkBarks: If the Gargoyles have mouths and bladders I'd say they count as gargoyles, GDwarf
🔗 16:14 UnspokenKibbles: Hav? Ok.
🔗 16:14amythist: I wish there was an easier way to play offline without setting steam into offline mode
🔗 16:14 WNivek: Hav Ok, Will Travel?
🔗 16:14 RealGamerCow: Half Auk?
🔗 16:15 girlpainting: well, i just come from the witcher 3...and i am used to pritty now ^^
🔗 16:15 Twitchydove: Dwarf Fortress is a torture game
🔗 16:15 RealGamerCow: Dwarf Fortress is so dense, it makes Dark Souls look like Kirby's Adventure.
🔗 16:15 plummeting_sloth: Have Auk, trading 4 gold
🔗 16:15 Dumori: GDwarf they drink the they have a piss they have the drain
🔗 16:15 Twitchydove: it tortures your sanity
🔗 16:15 GDwarf: markbarks: Heh, well, the architectural role they play is that of grotesques
🔗 16:15 Dandinstorm12: oh GOD not the skin!
🔗 16:15Saulens181: Dwarf Fortress is Sims Meets Dark Souls when ya think about it...
🔗 16:15eostby: Alexmun, you returned! KermitFlail dot gif!
🔗 16:15 BusTed: That statuesque alabaster.
🔗 16:15lightpagoda: hurray, it's Alex. What is the theme for this souls run?
🔗 16:15 UnspokenKibbles: Hey Alex, you watching any animu at the moment?
🔗 16:15 AdmiralMemo: "normally"
🔗 16:15Zotamedu: The dead eyes...
🔗 16:15 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 16:15 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:15HisEvilDomain: Only if it works the other way @MarkBArks, gargoyles can only speak by liquid passing out of their mouths. Very specific piece of lore to them
🔗 16:16BonSequitur: "Normally" your character is a plus-sized clothes shop dummy?
🔗 16:16Leganril: Hi Alex just wanted to say thanks. I'd toyed with the idea of speed running but had never gone through with it. Then I saw your dark souls run and it got me into speed running Oblivion. I'm having a lot of fun learning it so thanks again
🔗 16:16 girlpainting: slightly heavy, white skin....kindof smelly....must be a gamer ^^
🔗 16:16 GDwarf: I see we're playing as either Uncle Fester's daughter, or Pygmalion mid-vivification.
🔗 16:16 UnspokenKibbles: 'Cuz if you're not, I reeeeeaaaaally recommend Blood Blockade Battlefront.
🔗 16:16 plummeting_sloth: "I would literally burst into flames if I were to come into contact with actual sunlight"
🔗 16:16 LadyRhian: Ugh… so PALE.
🔗 16:16BonSequitur: Oh *** Knights of Cydonia, I'm going to have to watch that, shit, why did I watch season 1
🔗 16:16aesir_blade: Steven Universe is actually a -manhwa- thank you very much
🔗 16:16Katboii: Steven Universe is really wonderful~
🔗 16:16 Utilitarian_STFD: Steven Universe IS really good. I recommend it to pretty much everyone I meet.
🔗 16:16Ownyke: Steven Universe is SO GOOD. Just ask Cam
🔗 16:16Zotamedu: What triggers back-stabs? I have tried so many times and they almost never trigger for me.
🔗 16:16All_Mankind:
oh boy i'm so jealous you get to watch Steven Universe for the first time
🔗 16:16themrph12 subscribed for 5 months in a row!
🔗 16:17 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, themrph12! (Today's storm count: 11)
🔗 16:17BonSequitur: I do appreciate that Dark SOuls has body diversity unlike literally every RPG
🔗 16:17 RealGamerCow: People don't tell others that Stephen Universe is good, they vomit praise about it agressively until others around them give in and watch.
🔗 16:17 GDwarf: zotamedu: Being behind the enemy. The window is *really* narrow, though
🔗 16:17 Twitchydove: I can't get into Steven Universe. It doesn't seem to be for me. Seems like a good enough show though.
🔗 16:17 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:17 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:17 UnspokenKibbles: @Zotamedu Every enemy has a sweet spot. Don't mash the attack button, don't have your shield up. That's some good general advice.
🔗 16:17 LadyRhian: She's so pale, she GLOWS in the sunlight!
🔗 16:17Knight_Nin:
RealGamerCow, Steven Universe is ok, you should watch it if you have time 
🔗 16:17 plummeting_sloth: as you kill him by denting his armor into a smaller and smaller cube
🔗 16:17amythist: Alex I know you were on vacation but how did the move go, all settled into the new place?
🔗 16:17TheOtherTrevor: I beat Gwyn looking like Smough
🔗 16:18 mtvcdm: I've barely actually heard from people what Steven Universe is even about. Just 'Steven Universe changed my life you must watch it NOW'
🔗 16:18Darth_Dredge: I "Poise" a stat or an action?
🔗 16:18asthanius: I never noticed the visual effect of you having a Firekeeper's Soul
🔗 16:18 Abcxyq: Finally a character I can relate to
🔗 16:18Zotamedu: Ok, so you have to be really close?
🔗 16:18 Grescheks: Darth_Dredge, stat
🔗 16:18aesir_blade: I think that's the wolf ring
🔗 16:18 GDwarf: darth_dredge: It's a stat, one the game never explains
🔗 16:18 KinoGami: fyi, getting that armor was a giant pain in the *** trying to figure out how to kill smough without being annihilated by ornstein ><
🔗 16:18Darth_Dredge: thanks
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: oh jeez
🔗 16:18asthanius: That's a shiny ring
🔗 16:18 girlpainting: perks of beeing undead i guess ^^
🔗 16:18 UnspokenKibbles:
We should totally go fight the stray demon
🔗 16:18 Anubis169: Alex, you made a character that is undead, very pale and sparkles in sunlight... X_X
🔗 16:18 plummeting_sloth: you're luminesent... ya know, like wolves
🔗 16:19 Anubis169: you created Twilight
🔗 16:19 Dandinstorm12: Why Alex why
🔗 16:19 GDwarf: plummeting_sloth: Wolf of the Baskervilles
🔗 16:19MTG_Jake: zotamedu you can't back-stab while having your shield up, that could be part of your troubles
🔗 16:19 GDwarf:
So, is there any particular reason you're playing as an animated statue?
🔗 16:19DoodlestheGreat: Twilight Sparkle?
🔗 16:19 Twitchydove: She looks like a friendly Minnesotan.
🔗 16:19 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 16:19 LRRbot: Quote #59: "Can you romance the elk?" —Alex [2015-03-26]
🔗 16:19 Dandinstorm12: Something something camera
🔗 16:19Zotamedu: MTG_Jake, That is highly possible since I like to hide behind my shield and tank a lot.
🔗 16:19demon1119: Yay Alex is back!
🔗 16:20 Dandinstorm12: Something something i-frames
🔗 16:20All_Mankind: nah if this was Twilight she'd be much skinnier and trying really hard to get Anastasia in bed
🔗 16:20asthanius:
The camera's perfect Alex, since you can speedrun the game. We've been over this
🔗 16:20 girlpainting: he is on stairs-roids i guess ^^
🔗 16:20 GDwarf: He can't parry jumping attacks? Man, that makes fighting them *so* much easier
🔗 16:20 plummeting_sloth: nimble little armored monkey
🔗 16:20 Dandinstorm12: Yellow card @Girlpainting
🔗 16:20 UnspokenKibbles: Fighting on stairs is usually really beneficial for the player. To the point where I'd lure enemies onto them and go "WELCOME TO THE STAIRS, B***H"
🔗 16:20 girlpainting: :-S
🔗 16:20 LadyRhian: Why does she have a nimbus around her body?
🔗 16:20daneislazy: yea, the enemies are also bad at parrying because timing is hard
🔗 16:20 girlpainting: but why Dandinstorm12
🔗 16:20 plummeting_sloth: they're filled with the power of DANCE
🔗 16:20MTG_Jake: ladyrhian buff effect from a ring
🔗 16:20 Anubis169: i'm glad my "Hits like a friggin' train" line has rubbed off on people
🔗 16:21asthanius: Are we Hollows or are we dancers?
🔗 16:21 Almighty_Angry_Animar: And that
🔗 16:21Piperlyon: sorry, I was busy eating meatloaf
🔗 16:21 WNivek: Expired ham... are we in danger of becoming hampires?
🔗 16:21Piperlyon: I'm back now, though
🔗 16:21 LadyRhian: Thanks @Mtg_jake
🔗 16:21 Almighty_Angry_Animar: and that's why they call it a chub! alex
🔗 16:21 Dandinstorm12: Cause bad pun
🔗 16:21 GDwarf:
anubis169: The real question is if you can be suplexed like a friggin train.
🔗 16:21Rashagar: it worked though
🔗 16:21 UnspokenKibbles: Valid strategy
🔗 16:21Saulens181: Dwarf Fortress - The Dark Souls of Strategy games
🔗 16:21Zotamedu: The main dancer
🔗 16:21morgoth_bauglyr: better hampire than whampire
🔗 16:21All_Mankind: that room is way too hard when you think about it. you're a newbie and you want to get to the first serious boss and you have to fight TEN guys who all aggro in a bunch and get sneakily buffed by their ranged support
🔗 16:21morgoth_bauglyr: bwak
🔗 16:22 Anubis169: run awaaaaaaaaay
🔗 16:22 Anubis169 monty pythons
🔗 16:22All_Mankind: and then you fall down and this happens
🔗 16:22 UnspokenKibbles:
I think we
🔗 16:22 mtvcdm: We run forever now. Running is our life.
🔗 16:22asthanius: The literal wurst. It's a load of sausage
🔗 16:22Knight_Nin: The game gives you tons of firebombs by this point, however
🔗 16:22 nightvalien28: run away
🔗 16:22morgoth_bauglyr: pathing abuuuuuse
🔗 16:22Samph1re: to call Dwarf Fortress a "strategy" game is a misnomer. It'd by far mostly a sim game
🔗 16:22Knight_Nin: And firebombs wreck the hollow room up there
🔗 16:22 Anubis169: !highlight Alex survives the worst of odds
🔗 16:22 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 16:22splatty1: Dwarf fortress is much less approachable than dark souls
🔗 16:22 RealGamerCow: So with pick n mix, he has to take anything that drops, even if it is strictly worse?
🔗 16:22 plummeting_sloth: okay, now time for you buddy
🔗 16:22Zotamedu:
Yes that room is such a pain the first time. I managed to barely beat big man with mace. Then sneaky bastard with poker on the stairs one shoted me. Instant kebab
🔗 16:22lord_souls: O I just noticed he's not wearing his dress shirt
🔗 16:23 UnspokenKibbles: I'd get ye flask first...
🔗 16:23asthanius: Can we kill Lautrec now?
🔗 16:23Garuuk2012: How far are you into this stream Alex?
🔗 16:23 Twitchydove: Dwarf Fortress could be considered strategy in adventure mode, what with the turn based combat and all
🔗 16:23All_Mankind: praise the sun that we didn't get a trident
🔗 16:23 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:41
🔗 16:23 Anubis169: this is the Strictly Worse cube made flesh
🔗 16:23MilkInBag:
alex can you play Dark Souls in limbo mod just like Milt?
🔗 16:23Earthenone: im seeing way to many turn 1 chads for my liking in this magic duels game
🔗 16:23 UnspokenKibbles: We want to save our skin for an attempt on gargoyles where we have flasks
🔗 16:23 plummeting_sloth: defeated by Lordran's greatest foe... chairs
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: there's a limbo mod?
🔗 16:24Knight_Nin: The Claymore has much better range one handed, actually
🔗 16:24 rowboatgirlyman: Jst about goozled yourself
🔗 16:24 Psychomonosis: *pulls collar* close call
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: what's this?
🔗 16:24Piperlyon: ah yes, the eternal problem in Dark Souls: nothing has quite as long a range as you think it does
🔗 16:24Knight_Nin: It's really odd
🔗 16:24 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169, Yep. It's dark.
🔗 16:24MTG_Jake: anubis it's more a filter that goes over the game
🔗 16:24 nightvalien28: Anubis169, it takes away the textures and replaces everything with shades of gray
🔗 16:24TheOtherTrevor: claymore is all about the running swipe attack. decent for dead angling
🔗 16:24MilkInBag: @Anubis169 the game has no UI, no texture, only polygons of grey and white
🔗 16:24 GDwarf: Please tell me the Limbo Mod ends every boss fight with a high-stakes Limbo competition
🔗 16:24 Dumori: limbo wreks your UI
🔗 16:24BonSequitur: Dark Souls Limbo Mod?
🔗 16:24Saulens181: So currently my metal working industry is based around an exploit where making giant axe blades and leggings melts into more metal than i used to make them.
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: urgh...
🔗 16:24Knight_Nin:
Milt!
🔗 16:24Seirhune: Limbo mod is bonkers.
🔗 16:24 Anubis169: milt is just amazing
🔗 16:24 UnspokenKibbles: I think a UI would actually be terrible in Limbo mode
🔗 16:24Seirhune: Milt is also bonkers.
🔗 16:24MilkInBag: the game is actually very beautiful with limbo mod
🔗 16:24 UnspokenKibbles: Hit the bonfire!
🔗 16:24 Anubis169:
and he's always so happy!
🔗 16:24Samph1re: There's a great Skyrim mod that removes the invisible "extra reach" that the game gives you
🔗 16:24 UnspokenKibbles: Get ye flask!
🔗 16:25 Dumori:
🔗 16:25Knight_Nin:
🔗 16:25MilkInBag:
your character face 
🔗 16:25 Anubis169: Nightvalien28, forbes magazine?
🔗 16:25 nightvalien28: Samph1re, extra reach?
🔗 16:25 Anubis169: are you serious?
🔗 16:25MarkBarks: actually, what sword is Alex currently using?
🔗 16:25 nightvalien28: Anubis169, yeah
🔗 16:25 Abcxyq: She's so dopey
🔗 16:25 UnspokenKibbles: Well I mean refill it, actually
🔗 16:25 KinoGami: milt said there is a mod so you can have limbo souls but with ui
🔗 16:25Knight_Nin: MarkBarks, the Claymore
🔗 16:25 UnspokenKibbles: But that too
🔗 16:25Knight_Nin: He also has a longsword in his off hand
🔗 16:25 FormerlyBoredGamer:
Your character is so pale, you look like the Wii Fit Trainer
🔗 16:26Samph1re: Nightvalien28, normally, you hit if your sword comes within a half-foot or so of the enemy. With this mod, your weapon actually has to make contact
🔗 16:26 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Get ye to fack alex
🔗 16:26 nightvalien28: Samph1re, oooh
🔗 16:26Sektor88:
you didn't see nothin'.
🔗 16:26 Anubis169: honestly... in your undead form you look like a pale tree
🔗 16:26Knight_Nin: Why did you kill Lautrec? He jjust wanted to give the Firekeeper a hug!
🔗 16:26 UnspokenKibbles: fappity fap fap fap
🔗 16:26Garuuk2012: Have you started playing rocket league like James and Paul?
🔗 16:26Seirhune: A pointy sharp hug.
🔗 16:26 mtvcdm: Inspirobot's advice: "All absence is the opposite of stardust from hell."
🔗 16:26 naverewhitemoon: just got here, alex is back? Yay! How was your holiday? also whens the next voxlunch stream?
🔗 16:26 mtvcdm: i love this thing so much.
🔗 16:26 Anubis169:
in your human form you just look like somebody in dire need of spray-tan
🔗 16:27 plummeting_sloth: yeah caged lady... trust me, that guy was a piece of sh!t
🔗 16:27TheOtherTrevor: one more STR to one hand claymore
🔗 16:27Piperlyon: are you going to get the axe?
🔗 16:27 nightvalien28:
alex is just role playing an irish lady
🔗 16:27Seirhune: I should have worked on my own SL1 run, but I've watching other people play DS instead. Such is life.
🔗 16:27MilkInBag: Brienne: The Game
🔗 16:27MarkBarks: aw she looks so happy!
🔗 16:27 Dumori: Anubis169, you know too weell that no one NEEDS spray tan
🔗 16:27Knight_Nin: So, what class did we start as today?
🔗 16:27 Anubis169: Dumori, why wouldn't you want to be pure orange?
🔗 16:27 Anubis169:
🔗 16:27Chipton: Sprint to get the Elite Knight set ? Or would that be too intentional?
🔗 16:27Sektor88: pro level
🔗 16:28 plummeting_sloth: I have my backup sword just in case I don't like this sword. It's important to accessorize
🔗 16:28 Anubis169: nicely done sir!
🔗 16:28 Dumori: cause I dopn't find wosit people atractive
🔗 16:28MilkInBag: Praise the Sun!
🔗 16:28 UnspokenKibbles: Hey Alex, did you see the two players one controller run of DS2 on SGDQ?
🔗 16:28BonSequitur: So in pick and mix are you deliberately trying to avoid enemies with crappy drops?
🔗 16:28Garuuk2012: Does this game still hold value for you with each replay?
🔗 16:28 nightvalien28: sunbro
🔗 16:28 LadyRhian: Alex's Lady= That whiter shade of pale!
🔗 16:28 plummeting_sloth: so, the channeler also boosts speed as well damage for the mooks?
🔗 16:29 nightvalien28: did soilare just fail to cast a spell?
🔗 16:29 UnspokenKibbles: @Plummeting_sloth Endurance, actually, I think.
🔗 16:29All_Mankind: they say Solaire makes stuff easier, but i find keeping him alive adds more challenge
🔗 16:29 Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Alex I recently watched part 1 and part of part 2 of The Quivering, now that you ahve had time to think, would you say that is is worse than Prayer Warriors?
🔗 16:29 nightvalien28: alex alex alex dark souls 3
🔗 16:29 UnspokenKibbles: Don't cut the tail!
🔗 16:29 rowboatgirlyman: Arc of fittingness lol
🔗 16:29Knight_Nin: The tail hits behind him on the horizontal sweeps
🔗 16:29Earthenone: so, you would say the humble bundle 10$ dark souls teir is a worthwhile investment/donation to charity then?
🔗 16:29MarkBarks: I cast Arc of Hittingness!
🔗 16:29Katboii: And then Sunbro falls off the roof
🔗 16:29Saulens181: @Dandinstorm12, should we have a strawpoll for that?
🔗 16:29CelticStag: Dear Dr. Alex: Never played Dark Souls or demon sould. Which would you recommend for a first time player and any tips to start off?
🔗 16:29MTG_Jake: Dark Souls alone is worth $10
🔗 16:29MilkInBag: Throwing Knife OP
🔗 16:29 UnspokenKibbles: Put on dat hat!
🔗 16:29 Dandinstorm12:
🔗 16:29 plummeting_sloth: kick his ass, Sea-Solair-Bass
🔗 16:30theguywiththecleverhandle: Yay! Alex! My favorite LRR Alex!
🔗 16:30 ravingpenguin: What kind of run is this Dr. Alex?
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: the replay value in this game is so great that people will play it exclusively for months on end
🔗 16:30 UnspokenKibbles: @Celticstag Read Yahtzee's article on DS for beginners.
🔗 16:30Lunareclipse123: And no axe you can't use!
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: remember to install DSFix
🔗 16:30 Omega_Lairon: Lots of hats, but not much else armour... this is just TF2 then, right?
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: and use a controller
🔗 16:30 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 16:30 LRRbot: Quote #154: "He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out." —Alex [2015-04-21]
🔗 16:30 Anubis169: because the keyboard port controls are tooooooilets
🔗 16:30splatty1: the gargoyle helm looks like it belongs in bloodbowl
🔗 16:30MilkInBag:
play Pyromancer, it's super easy
🔗 16:30Seirhune: I started with Pyromancer.
🔗 16:31Zotamedu: If you haven't bought it yet, it's available through the current Humble Bundle.
🔗 16:31Samph1re: Anubis169, DSFix is only really neccessary if you have a resolution above 720
🔗 16:31theguywiththecleverhandle: glass cannons
🔗 16:31lord_souls: I like wanderer more more roll speed and fast dex weapons
🔗 16:31DanielleAI: allows you to not be too dead
🔗 16:31 mtvcdm: The funny thing is: the day I was in Victoria was the same exact day they streamed part 2 of the Quivering. I've yet to watch the stream even though I was less than a mile away at Ocean Island.
🔗 16:31Zotamedu: What's DSFix?
🔗 16:31 Utilitarian_STFD: magic (especially pyromancy) can also be a bit of an easy mode as well.
🔗 16:31DanielleAI: just mostly dead
🔗 16:31Seirhune: I'm not a subtle player, so setting things on fire is right up my alley.
🔗 16:31All_Mankind: i'll suggest try all the classes, and get used to starting new characters a lot
🔗 16:31Piperlyon: $10 on Humble Bundle, plus you get bonus games for value
🔗 16:31 Psychomonosis: Ladder of tetinus
🔗 16:31 Anubis169: Samph1re, dsfix for the framerate unlocker
🔗 16:31Rashagar: I've owned it for so long, should really actually install it...
🔗 16:31 plummeting_sloth: become friends with SunBro
🔗 16:31 Phoenixturn: interesting, extra credits recommended a magic or bow class to start
🔗 16:31MilkInBag: master key is a good way to get lost on your first playthrough
🔗 16:31Zotamedu: When I first installed it, I had one look at the key bindings and then reached for my controller...
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Alex: I tried playing with controller, and didn't like it... probably because it was a SNES controller.
🔗 16:32 Anubis169: also for borderless fullscreen and disabling titles
🔗 16:32 KinoGami: you don't need the master key to get lost, as i found out D:
🔗 16:32Piperlyon: fun fact: Thief starts with Master Key
🔗 16:32 Utilitarian_STFD: Always start with old witches ring -_^ best flavor ever
🔗 16:32amythist: Phoenixturn I'm not a fan of how James plays the game to be honest
🔗 16:32 UnspokenKibbles: 4-FOR-1
🔗 16:32 UnspokenKibbles: VAAAAAALUE
🔗 16:32All_Mankind: was that a five-fer?
🔗 16:32Piperlyon: in fact thief starts with Master Key AND your choice of gift
🔗 16:32 Psychomonosis:
🔗 16:32amythist: magic is easy to start, but as you move deeper into the game you need to know the fundimentals, which is somethign that knight/warrior start can help you learn
🔗 16:32Samph1re: yeah... Extra Credits' playthrough is full of terrible advice for a First Time, or "As Intended" playthrough
🔗 16:32 AussieGuy_88: Good morning Alex!
🔗 16:32 Dandinstorm12: Dear Dr. Alex I recently watched part 1 and part of part 2 of The Quivering, now that you ahve had time to think, would you say that is is worse than Prayer Warriors?
🔗 16:33daneislazy: But the sequence breaking in this game doesn't brick the save or anything. The areas are just really hard, generally if you are somewhere where you are getting killed quickly you maybe shouldn't be there.
🔗 16:33 Anubis169: Thief shield is not meant for blocking btw
🔗 16:33 plummeting_sloth: Punch once, run away, punch again, continue until death of one side or another
🔗 16:33CelticStag: Many thanks for the tips!
🔗 16:33aesir_blade:
Keep talking to them until they go hollow, you mean?
🔗 16:33MilkInBag: Keep talking until they release Half Life 3
🔗 16:34 Dandinstorm12: Half life three delayed 700 more years
🔗 16:34Zotamedu: Nothing is explained super well...
🔗 16:34 AussieGuy_88: Dear Dr Alex have you had time to watch the SGDQ speedrun of Dark Souls II?
🔗 16:34Ciancon: What happens if alex comes across two shields?
🔗 16:34All_Mankind: look closely at everything, read as much of the stats and lore on every item as you can stand
🔗 16:34 UnspokenKibbles: Read the wiki. The wiki is a good resource
🔗 16:34Knight_Nin: Plenty is explain well, you just need to read it
🔗 16:34 nightvalien28: alex there is a new dark souls 3 trailer, it was released today
🔗 16:34Garuuk2012: What is your plan with your character today?
🔗 16:34 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Hi chat I'm on break at work
🔗 16:34MilkInBag: isnt the manual available in your Steam folder?
🔗 16:34Seirhune: Never level resistance or use the Raw weapon upgrade path. Unless you want the achievement.
🔗 16:34Rashagar: Alex, is there game that you're most looking forward to playing now? that you haven't tried yet I mean
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: Alex can and does Double-Shield
🔗 16:34 MysticTH: Hi @Defeatedbyusernamekaiju !
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: is this a hats raid
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: or a lambraid?
🔗 16:34FriendlyWarmth: is it true that Justin Long was transformed into a Humanatee?
🔗 16:34 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Loadingreadyrun it's just me, I'm on break at work, thanks for being awesome at Conbravo
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: it's a username raid!
🔗 16:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: What is this some kind of raid?!
🔗 16:35Saulens181: ok what in the my bloddy after ingrown toenail removal toe is a raid on a twitch stream chat?
🔗 16:35Saulens181: quote that?
🔗 16:35theguywiththecleverhandle: I would love to meet the lrr crew one day
🔗 16:35Zotamedu: Master give Dobby clothes!
🔗 16:35 Utilitarian_STFD: Sad to hear you likely won't be going to PAX, Alex. woulda been cool to see you there.
🔗 16:35 theonecalledstu: AND SOME OF A SKIRT
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: Saulens181: when one streamer finishes a stream, and sends their viewers to another live channel
🔗 16:35Garuuk2012: What is your plan with your character today?
🔗 16:35 ravingpenguin: Worlds heaviest shoe
🔗 16:35 ndance: sick hat bro
🔗 16:35 theonecalledstu: woops capslock
🔗 16:36 RealGamerCow: A shoe. not a pair of shoes. _A_ shoe
🔗 16:36Solomon_Kain: The Raw Weapon Path is viable if you have a specific stat build and don't want to pump your main stat.
🔗 16:36 ndance: all gargoyley
🔗 16:36 AussieGuy_88: It ws great, Dark Souls II conquered by FearfulFerret and Oginam (two players one controller) in 1:12:56
🔗 16:36All_Mankind: a stylish loincloth too
🔗 16:36 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: next time you come down I'll try to have my saproling deck actually make a saproling rather than kill you with elves @Loadingreadyrun
🔗 16:36 Phoenixturn: a single choux. An eclair, perhaps?
🔗 16:36MilkInBag: thx for reminding me that my passport is expiring next month Alex
🔗 16:36 Anubis169 needs to renew his debit card
🔗 16:36 TStodden: Raids are mostly viewer dumps, where a streamer sends their viewers to another stream upon their ending.
🔗 16:36 Anubis169: it expires in october
🔗 16:36DanielleAI: how can it be Dark Souls plural with only one shoe???
🔗 16:36 theonecalledstu: seems important anubis
🔗 16:36 GDwarf: Minor thing: Renewing your passport before it expires is faster and cheaper than doing so after
🔗 16:36 ojii: it feels like whenever I watch alex play DS he's on this staircase fighting these skeleton. is the "map" of DS tiny or is this coincidence?
🔗 16:36 FormerlyBoredGamer:
what?! No Alex at PAX? I'm so sad now
🔗 16:37Earthenone: can canadians get an enhanced id type thing for passing through the canadian.american boarder like americans can?
🔗 16:37eostby: It's obviously too late to consider this year, but will we see you at a GenCon in the future, Alex?
🔗 16:37MilkInBag: @Ojii coincidence, it's really huge
🔗 16:37DanielleAI had a great time with Alex while he was here!
🔗 16:37DanielleAI:
🔗 16:37MTG_Jake slow claps at danielleai's pun
🔗 16:37 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: at least there were no adverse effects from signing the deathnote... yet
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: Claymore next
🔗 16:37Saulens181: claymore
🔗 16:37 nightvalien28: maybe someday mike will come to DB and draw it live
🔗 16:37Ownyke: @Phoenixturn, as a frenchman i applaud this joke
🔗 16:37MTG_Jake: also o/ hi danielleai
🔗 16:37 Zyme86: Alex call canadian border control you might be able to cross USA border with an expired passport
🔗 16:38DanielleAI: Zyme86, it's still not recommended
🔗 16:39 GDwarf: Green bar most important bar
🔗 16:39ShackledRage: Green bar sooooo important
🔗 16:39Zotamedu: When it runs out, you need to be far away from bad guys.
🔗 16:39 TStodden: Where is her other boot?
🔗 16:39 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Alex: For the color-blind folks... the "green" bar is the bottom one?
🔗 16:39MilkInBag:
red bar is basically useless
🔗 16:39 GDwarf: zyme86: I'd doubt that, they keep "improving" border security
🔗 16:39All_Mankind: everything except magic :3
🔗 16:39 Grescheks: Memo: Correct
🔗 16:39FriendlyWarmth: stamina works just like in monster hunter, if youve played that
🔗 16:39MTG_Jake: tstodden, sont worry about it
🔗 16:39 Utilitarian_STFD: @Zyme86 Even if you had the option, I wouldn't trust it. Indiivdual border guards can still make your life difficult
🔗 16:40Zotamedu: No button mashing allowed.
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: If you play Dark Souls like a normal hack and slash
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: you will die, frequently
🔗 16:40Rashagar: I tried playing monster hunter 4 a few weeks ago, and a weird bug thing happened where it wouldn't let me progress to the 2nd quest
🔗 16:40Sagemaster_AKA_Sintartura: The green bar is indeed the bottom one
🔗 16:40DanielleAI got hassled for being an indie illustrator in debt with no proof I'm paying my own way on things
🔗 16:40Earthenone: sword get longer!
🔗 16:40 Anubis169: not to say that it isn't fun doing so
🔗 16:41 Anubis169:
🔗 16:41 nightvalien28 hugs DanielleAI
🔗 16:41FriendlyWarmth: @rashagar you might need to go to the world map and travel to advance
🔗 16:41 UnspokenKibbles: Where are we going, exactly?
🔗 16:41MTG_Jake also hugs danielleai
🔗 16:41 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: What I was asking and chat was responding to was that "green" was the bottom bar... since I'm color-blind.
🔗 16:41All_Mankind: it's an instinct you learn in videogames to button mash when you get attacked to get an attack in between their attacks, but it will not work
🔗 16:41 Artirian_Legacy: Oh, we beat the gargoyles while I was away?
🔗 16:41 Artirian_Legacy: Darn
🔗 16:41Mezahmay:
So the stamina bar is the bottom one, right? Yeah, the green one. 
🔗 16:42 Dumori:
Mezahmay, the red one
🔗 16:42DanielleAI hugs MTG_Jake
🔗 16:42DanielleAI finally got to play MTG with Alex on friday
🔗 16:42 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: and I'm back after my tablet froze
🔗 16:42 Anubis169 huggles DanielleAI
🔗 16:42 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I get o put out a couple hundred signs tonight in 30 minutes
🔗 16:42Metric_Furlong: videogames make that exact colour choice all the time
🔗 16:42ShackledRage: there are mods for pretty much anything in dark souls
🔗 16:42Rashagar: @FriendlyWarmth, oh thanks. I'll have to make a note of that and try it. My google-powers were not strong
🔗 16:42 Anubis169: there is!
🔗 16:42daneislazy: well, you can swap the textures for the bars with DSfix so you could make something that is easier to identify
🔗 16:42All_Mankind: i know there's mods to make the barely visible enemy health bars stand out
🔗 16:42Metric_Furlong: it's something of a problem
🔗 16:43 UnspokenKibbles: One shoe and one MANLY callus
🔗 16:43 Anubis169: Highviz bars
🔗 16:43Piperlyon: there is almost certainly a mod for it. I feel like it's a simple enough change that there is no way that SOMEONE hasn't made it
🔗 16:43Zotamedu: ShackledRage, Are there rule 34 mods?
🔗 16:43FriendlyWarmth: people are all sorts of color blind though. the best option is to just let players adjust it themselves
🔗 16:43 Akaiatana: "If you don't find your healthbar, at least find yourself handsome." - Red Green Colour Blindness
🔗 16:43 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: if you come into a store 5 minutes before closing and stay after especially on anight before the next flyer... you're going to the speciall hell. and I will take you there myself
🔗 16:43 Meltalar: the skirt is like areally broad belt
🔗 16:43 Dumori: One shoue, Half a Skirt and no top some ones got a hangover
🔗 16:43asthanius: It really sucks because your feet have poor arches. Your doctor said to wear better shoes, but...
🔗 16:43 UnspokenKibbles: This is an anime-level miniskirt
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo:
Meltalar, Sounds like anime belts.
🔗 16:43 Phoenixturn: Is there a mod that turns the game into a dating sim?
🔗 16:43 Grescheks: I like that the half a skirt apparently changed what kind of underwear she has
🔗 16:43DanielleAI: I lost but it was fun
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo:
PhoenixMelior, Hatoful Dark Souls
🔗 16:44FriendlyWarmth: quelaag's furynipple
🔗 16:44MarkBarks: but does it give the SPIDER nipples? I'm asking for a friend >.>
🔗 16:44All_Mankind: the adhesive hair is what makes it weird if you ask me
🔗 16:44asthanius: @Markbarks 16 nipples
🔗 16:44 Omega_Lairon: Also, anatomically correct Kahjit and Argonian genetalia >_<
🔗 16:44 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: so is the hatoful boyfriend play up on youtube?
🔗 16:44Piperlyon: good old Godiva censorship
🔗 16:44 mtvcdm:
Wanted for questioning:
🔗 16:44DanielleAI releases boobie birds into the chat
🔗 16:44BonSequitur: When I got bored with Oblivion I went on Nexus Mods and installed literally every ridiculous porn mod - changes to the male models, females models, clothes, everything. The resulting unvierse was... hilarious
🔗 16:44asthanius: @Omega_lairon ...but they...aren't...REAL
🔗 16:44 Phoenixturn:
@admiralmemo wrong phoenix
🔗 16:44 Dumori: Omega_Lairon, some people like their realism for od reasons
🔗 16:44 AdmiralMemo: Phoenixturn, Whoops
🔗 16:45 Grescheks: anatomically correct Argonian genetalia could be...disturbing
🔗 16:45 Dumori: also removing the mammearys from Arigonions is a mod I enjoy
🔗 16:45Mezahmay: I demand realism when it comes to my half-human half-spider boss fights in a world full of the undead.
🔗 16:45FriendlyWarmth: note the meter building despite his blocking. you will build status through blocking in most cases
🔗 16:45 Anubis169: oh btw did anybody see Witwix's Boshy run on SGDQ?
🔗 16:45 AdmiralMemo:
PhoenixMelior, Sorry about the wrong ping. You two have similar names.
🔗 16:45FriendlyWarmth: or put better, most shields dont block status
🔗 16:45 Aarek: also armor sets
🔗 16:45x0den: why do you only have one shoe on?
🔗 16:45Rashagar: MarkBarks, mis-parsed your sentence and imagined nipples growing skittery spider legs
🔗 16:45 Dumori: Anubis169, nope but I've seen his runs b4 wqas it anythign speical?
🔗 16:45 Anubis169: 40-ish minutes, and he didn't die enough so he suicided a load at the end to drive his donation penalty up
🔗 16:46daneislazy: alex what happens when you get the catalyst drop from Firesage?
🔗 16:46BonSequitur: I'm pretty sure the realistic Argonian/Khajiit genitalia mods in Oblivion aren't about "realism" so much as just someone's fetish
🔗 16:46MarkBarks: that's also good. spider nipples or nipple spiders
🔗 16:46 UnspokenKibbles: So Alex, did you see the 2 players 1 controller DS2 run on SGDQ?
🔗 16:46asthanius: What if you only raise your Resistance?
🔗 16:46 Anubis169: oh LOL
🔗 16:46 AdmiralMemo:
Flaming Clown Nipple Spiders
🔗 16:46 Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
🔗 16:46 Dumori: Asthanius, pure attunement all the way
🔗 16:46 Meltalar: oh now i remember. wasnt there a female digimon who only had one shoe? i think the helmet looks similar too
🔗 16:46 Anubis169: yeah Alex there was an incentive in SGDQ, 2 people joint-played Dark Souls II on a single controller
🔗 16:46All_Mankind: yeah, all the stats do the same thing as resistance and other things on top
🔗 16:46 LRRbot: ownyke: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 16:46asthanius:
Maybe I want to fail
🔗 16:46 Grescheks: I vote the next Alex DS run is Resistance only
🔗 16:47 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !quote 36
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
🔗 16:47Zotamedu: Now you will have to do a all resistance run.
🔗 16:47 UnspokenKibbles: !quote Alex
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Quote #291: "I don't think I can chat and boss at the same time." —Alex [2015-05-19]
🔗 16:47 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Ownyke there ya go
🔗 16:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: ugh so dresden file fan facebook page is ripping off shirt designs that were for charity, *** that
🔗 16:47FriendlyWarmth: you can beat the game at level 1 so even if every point was spent wrong youre still going to have an easier time than that due to higher defense.
🔗 16:47Cha0tic_fire: where do you go after gargoyles, i am very lost after that
🔗 16:47Ownyke: Almighty_Angry_Animar thanks. forgot about that change
🔗 16:47 Grescheks: DefeatedByUsernameKaiju, well that's not cool
🔗 16:47 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Ownyke did not know there was one
🔗 16:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: yeah Jim Butcher the author tweeted about it
🔗 16:47 LadyRhian: What's the Number at the top left of screen, 03?
🔗 16:47 plummeting_sloth: cash in souls cause damn can you lose them quick early on
🔗 16:47All_Mankind: that's our humanity level
🔗 16:47 AdmiralMemo: Ownyke, Yeah, blame Chat for severe abuse of it.
🔗 16:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: break over bye Alex
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: that is 30% of max, fixed damage
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: not 30% of remaining
🔗 16:48Zotamedu: LadyRhian, That's humanity, it's a type of currency that-s used for certain things.
🔗 16:48 RealGamerCow: Can you ever get back blood loss?
🔗 16:48FriendlyWarmth: @cha0tic_fire go back to the tower between the red drake and where you fought tarus demon
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: RealGamerCow, nope that's bloodborne
🔗 16:48Ownyke: AdmiralMemo, Almighty_Angry_Animar yeah, i only have one thing to say: !quote 301
🔗 16:48 plummeting_sloth: shame if, when you proc blood loss, your estus doesn't start leaking out of your character
🔗 16:48 Dumori: RealGamerCow, just by healing it's not a drop the slow heal
🔗 16:48 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: later
🔗 16:48MTG_Jake: @Cha0tic_fire, go back past where you beat Taurus demon, at the end of the bridge is a locked door you should now have the key for
🔗 16:48 Anubis169:
later Username dude
🔗 16:49 MrMobius: @Dr Alex, the freebie humanity is based on how many, and what type, of enemy you kill per area
🔗 16:49Zotamedu: Being human can also affect stuff in game.
🔗 16:49 Utilitarian_STFD: Isn't it thief bandit set time back there, Alex?
🔗 16:49 AdmiralMemo: So in a normal run, it's only useful to have 1 humanity, unless you're going for something specific?
🔗 16:49All_Mankind: there's a fixed, really unnecessarily complex system for gaining humanity from killing humanoids, but we probably don't have to go into it
🔗 16:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !quote 301
🔗 16:49 LRRbot: Quote #301: "Chat, let's ease off the quotes." —Anubis169 [2015-05-26]
🔗 16:49 LadyRhian: Alex's Paper doll… actua;;y has skin of white paper!
🔗 16:49Cha0tic_fire: @Mtg_jake : so kill the crapabara demon next then? man that room hurts
🔗 16:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: oh....
🔗 16:49 Anubis169: so outta context...
🔗 16:49Saulens181: !advice
🔗 16:49 LRRbot: The fire is hot.
🔗 16:49Mezahmay:
The demon
🔗 16:50 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Ownyke you know the quotes a lot better than me....
🔗 16:50FriendlyWarmth: @realgamercow blood loss just means you lost a crap ton of health via bleed damage exceeding your bleeding resistence
🔗 16:50DanielleAI might be hot
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: Chug a fetus
🔗 16:50 Anubis169:
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: chugalug
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: a bleed knife!
🔗 16:50 Phoenixturn: So, vorthos-wise, do you actually bottle the fire from the bonfire (hence why kindled ones yield more estus)?
🔗 16:50Piperlyon: ain't nobody can parry a jump stab
🔗 16:50 plummeting_sloth: Stuff blood red moss not wounds, hopes it stems the bleeding
🔗 16:50 nightvalien28: DanielleAI, oh my
🔗 16:50Ownyke: Almighty_Angry_Animar haha, i only know a handle. 301's a classic
🔗 16:50DanielleAI:
🔗 16:50 KinoGami: alex, will you point out how hard it is to miss where to go after capra demon?
🔗 16:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Ownyke did not know that
🔗 16:51FranklinJenkins: what challenger are u doing?
🔗 16:51 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Alex: If you drop something, could you possibly later pick it up? If so, is there a time limit on retrieval?
🔗 16:51 KinoGami: i mean, how hard it is to see, easy to miss
🔗 16:51 plummeting_sloth: it's not the blender, it's the... processor?
🔗 16:51 Dumori: yeah bandit kinke has a normal parry window
🔗 16:51dialMforMara pokes Almighty_Angry_Animar and Nightvalien28
🔗 16:51FriendlyWarmth: too bad you cant power stance. thats one of the coolest things they added in DkS2
🔗 16:51 Anubis169:
sword out
🔗 16:51MTG_Jake: @cha0tix_fire yes, Capra would be your next boss after gargoyles
🔗 16:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar pokes @Dialmformara and then realizes i already poked myself in the eyes so maybe i should not poke people
🔗 16:51 LadyRhian:
Faith in Humanity= GONE. Cops in Florida shot a man for "Talking too Loud". He was deaf.
🔗 16:52 KinoGami: i couldn't find the way into the depths
🔗 16:52 GDwarf: Yo, where the hood at? Where the hood at?!
🔗 16:52 UnspokenKibbles: We straight outta Lordran
🔗 16:52MarkBarks:
she literally didn't choose the thug life 
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: "I didn't ask for this.. i was pressured into it by my rules of the world"
🔗 16:52 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:52 plummeting_sloth: well... yea, ya sorta did
🔗 16:52dialMforMara: Almighty_Angry_Animar, ow...are you ok?
🔗 16:52Master_Gunner: oh, Dark Souls
🔗 16:52asthanius: Just throw dung over the wall
🔗 16:52FriendlyWarmth: that's thief clothes, bandit gear is on the bridge in valley of drakes
🔗 16:52 Dumori:
south paw mode it
🔗 16:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dialmformara yes i did it gracefully so i am fine
🔗 16:52 KinoGami: i missed these stairs!
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: Master_Gunner, it's pick'n'mix
🔗 16:52All_Mankind: my faith in Florida is largely unchanged
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: !explain picknmix
🔗 16:52Zotamedu: That's a great summary of the game. Through that door is death.
🔗 16:52Piperlyon: it does massive parry damage
🔗 16:52daneislazy: You can also fight Kapra before Gargoyels if you want
🔗 16:52 plummeting_sloth: that's Kapra. Kapra, chat. Chat, Kapra
🔗 16:52 GDwarf: 12 damage per hit. So much, ah, "fun"
🔗 16:52DanielleAI releases chickens into the chat
🔗 16:53 Anubis169:
The Demon!
🔗 16:53RigJuice: is the repost op?
🔗 16:53 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 16:53 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:53DanielleAI: and roosters
🔗 16:53FriendlyWarmth: Beat Capra with the binoculars!
🔗 16:53Master_Gunner: On my NG+ run, I killed Capra for the challenge, but you don't need to kill him at all.
🔗 16:53MTG_Jake tries to avoid the chickens
🔗 16:53asthanius: Not the neck! I need that to swallow estus to heal my neck!
🔗 16:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar pokes these chickens in the eye gracefully
🔗 16:53DanielleAI: all cocks are out
🔗 16:53Lunareclipse123: I think it's really powerful backstab and riposte?
🔗 16:53 Frylock72: I'm tempted to go watch Graham poop the Capra demon out again.
🔗 16:53Master_Gunner: Since the depths are, technically, completely optional
🔗 16:53 AdmiralMemo: Billy... Billy...
🔗 16:53 Akaiatana: @plummeting_sloth, "Today is a good day to die! Kapra!" /Klingon
🔗 16:53 Utilitarian_STFD: Knife procs a tonne of Bleed effect though, you were Blood Lossing them pretty well.
🔗 16:53Master_Gunner: but for new players...that's the way you're probably going.
🔗 16:53Piperlyon attacks a chicken to see what happens
🔗 16:53 Grescheks: you weren't using that neck, right?
🔗 16:53All_Mankind: you probably want to get the Large Ember if nothing else
🔗 16:53 Artirian_Legacy recklessly attacks the chickens
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: Kate Moss...
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: lol...
🔗 16:54 plummeting_sloth: oh nice... Wolf Ring poise also helps you not get staggered during Estus too
🔗 16:54DanielleAI: ma cocks
🔗 16:54Zotamedu: Do I have time to fetch a sandwich before the certain death of the Capra demon?
🔗 16:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar chokes the chicken?
🔗 16:54MTG_Jake: oh my, danielleai
🔗 16:54ZeniteZero: !uptime
🔗 16:54 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:45
🔗 16:54Master_Gunner: The absolution guy sells purging stones for only 2k each, but he only has six.
🔗 16:54FriendlyWarmth:
i like killing capra first so i can use a +10 weapon for gargoyles
🔗 16:54agentbrain: What does the Prism Stone do?
🔗 16:54FriendlyWarmth: prism stones make the floor pretty
🔗 16:54Mezahmay: 2H dagger wielding is tripping me out right now
🔗 16:54Piperlyon: DanielleAI: I wanted to see if this was Legend of Zelda
🔗 16:54MarkBarks: but it's forbidden!
🔗 16:55 UnspokenKibbles: Audio cutting out for anyone else?
🔗 16:55FriendlyWarmth: theyre only useful in one place and you dont need them
🔗 16:55 RealGamerCow: Secret Apeshit Technique is my Wu Tang Clan/Gorillaz mashup cover band
🔗 16:55Mezahmay: Audio is fine for me.
🔗 16:55 Frylock72: @UnspokenKibbles, Not me, try refreshing.
🔗 16:55FriendlyWarmth: audio is fine here
🔗 16:55 RealGamerCow: I...I would listen to a Wu Tang/Gorillaz mashup band, actually.
🔗 16:55 UnspokenKibbles: Go with spear for Capra.
🔗 16:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Realgamercow i think i have heard that before
🔗 16:55All_Mankind: you want one prism stone for trading, but they're nice anywhere you want to test the path before plummeting to certain death
🔗 16:55asthanius: Non-shit damage? How about literal shit?
🔗 16:55 Anubis169: The parry and backstab with the knives somehow looks more severe to me than a straight impale with the long weapons
🔗 16:55 plummeting_sloth: Secret... APESH!T man. Secret... APESH!T man. He's flailing you with swords, and he's taken away your souls
🔗 16:55agentbrain: Alex what does the Prism Stone do?
🔗 16:55 Utilitarian_STFD: But bandit knife does so much bleed! Believe in the bleeeeeed
🔗 16:55 J_S_Bach: Alex was in the East?
🔗 16:55 Psychomonosis: We live here now
🔗 16:55FriendlyWarmth: winged spear is a cool dude.
🔗 16:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !apeshit technique
🔗 16:56frencis_hock: <message deleted>check it out apo.af/IMG050815 TTours :D
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: frencis_hock: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (apo.af). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 16:56 UnspokenKibbles: @Agentbrain It's a way to find out if drops are fatal
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: spaaaaaaam
🔗 16:56splatty1: yeah, don't discount bandit knife bleed
🔗 16:56agentbrain: oh ok thx
🔗 16:56Master_Gunner: So what are the rules on a Pick n Mix run?
🔗 16:56 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !highlight seceret Ape *** technique
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 16:56lordofthefros subscribed for 14 months in a row!
🔗 16:56 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:56 RealGamerCow: more dots.
🔗 16:56asthanius: I've always wondered: You can jump into the well at Firelink, right? What's down there?
🔗 16:56 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: Quote #193: "I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why." —Alex [2015-05-01]
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: Master_Gunner
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: !explain pick and mix
🔗 16:56 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:56 plummeting_sloth: really? wow, I didn't know that
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: you have a set amount of stuff
🔗 16:56Master_Gunner: fascinating
🔗 16:57 plummeting_sloth: wait.. .Frampt?
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: if you make a pickup, you have to use it and drop the item you had before
🔗 16:57 Zaghrog: the well has story importance
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: it makes things interesting, he's dualshielded before
🔗 16:57gruubii: its Alex, and darksouls super.
🔗 16:57 LordoftheFros: So, I just got off of work. What is our objective/build this run?
🔗 16:57Master_Gunner: I've considered duel-shielding for kicks before
🔗 16:57 plummeting_sloth: well, they're skeletons/ What else do they have going on?
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: LordoftheFros: forced item swapout for giggles
🔗 16:57Master_Gunner: if you want to do a punchy-man build, your options are limited in the early game
🔗 16:58Master_Gunner: so punchy-shields is sometimes the way to go
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: Alex "Thingamaboober" Steacy
🔗 16:58 LordoftheFros: Anubis169 Oh dear...
🔗 16:58All_Mankind: dat photobomb
🔗 16:58Zotamedu: LordoftheFros, He has to pick up and use any item that drops.
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 16:58 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:58FriendlyWarmth: at least half of why i like winged spear is the name
🔗 16:58 Anubis169: oh saying that
🔗 16:58 Utilitarian_STFD: Target Shield has extra long parry frames, is fun times
🔗 16:58 Anubis169: stances in Dark SOuls 3
🔗 16:58 Anubis169:
🔗 16:59Piperlyon: here's hoping that DS3 is just everything that made DS1 good and everything they improved in DS2
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: it's raining dogs!
🔗 16:59 Artirian_Legacy: lol
🔗 16:59morgoth_bauglyr: doges everywhere
🔗 16:59 LordoftheFros: KEEP CALM AND DON"T MASH R1
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: !highlight What is happening
🔗 16:59 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 16:59Zotamedu: Part of me want DS3 to be Bloodborne
🔗 16:59Piperlyon: and I said...
🔗 16:59 RealGamerCow: !advice
🔗 16:59 LRRbot: Pick hammer.
🔗 17:00gruubii: just remember if all else fails, brute force and awkwardness.
🔗 17:00 Artirian_Legacy: Out the way, puppy!
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: still alive!
🔗 17:00All_Mankind: i understand they got rid of everyone who changed everything to worse in DS2, or maybe that was just a blissful dream
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo: 1 is not 0
🔗 17:00 LordoftheFros:
🔗 17:00FriendlyWarmth: strafe backwards around the enemy holding L1. its the only way
🔗 17:00 LordoftheFros:
the out
🔗 17:00gruubii: and luck, if availible
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: noooooo
🔗 17:00Cha0tic_fire: its fire alex
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo: How?
🔗 17:00Hadanelith: That was a goof.
🔗 17:00morgoth_bauglyr: damage = not much
🔗 17:00unknowngamer88: that sucks
🔗 17:00Hadanelith: You done goofed.
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 17:00 Anubis169: AdmiralMemo, if you put away a weapon, when you bring it out it's in its default state
🔗 17:01Zotamedu: Did you acidentally switch weapons back and fourth?
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo:
Oh no...
🔗 17:01dialMforMara: !explain pringles
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] He's so Pringles, though.
🔗 17:01 LRRbot: New quote #562: "He's so Pringles, though." —Alex [2015-08-04]
🔗 17:01All_Mankind: once you pop, you can't stop?
🔗 17:01 Shadow_606: 71 is more than 70
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: I have no idea, but it sounds funny.
🔗 17:01 AgentMagicMaster: Is anyone good at this fight?
🔗 17:01HisEvilDomain: "miserable chip fight" I imagnie two crying doritos slap fighting
🔗 17:01dialMforMara: indeed it does AdmiralMemo
🔗 17:01Earthenone: cant be more misrable than ghram throwing poop at a wall for an hour
🔗 17:01 Anubis169: it's 'cause there's absolutely no room in here
🔗 17:01morgoth_bauglyr: bonus damage!
🔗 17:02 nightvalien28: HisEvilDomain, that's halo multiplayer
🔗 17:02DoodlestheGreat: PRINGLES? He fits into a tube?
🔗 17:02All_Mankind: i imagine a Crying Breakfast Friends very special episode
🔗 17:02 Omega_Lairon: What....... is........
🔗 17:02 Artirian_Legacy: Hit his tail
🔗 17:02 Frylock72: You did 142 twice, Alex.
🔗 17:02Earthenone: of corse he fits in a tube, we can see him cant we
🔗 17:02 DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Alex, he takes more damage on his bone tail
🔗 17:02 plummeting_sloth: you double hit
🔗 17:02morgoth_bauglyr: woo
🔗 17:02 AdmiralMemo: Woot
🔗 17:02 LordoftheFros:
🔗 17:02 Shadow_606: crit or double hit
🔗 17:02Hadanelith: Goat there!
🔗 17:02Silver_Seraph: GETREKT
🔗 17:02Cha0tic_fire: nice
🔗 17:02 v_nome: counter damage?
🔗 17:02 Anubis169:
🔗 17:02 Frylock72:
🔗 17:02 Someonenonotyou:
🔗 17:02 AdmiralMemo: So, Alex... "Pringles"?
🔗 17:02agentmagicmaster subscribed for 19 months in a row!
🔗 17:02 LRRbot:
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🔗 17:02 Shadow_606: lrrgoat
🔗 17:02 LordoftheFros: Ugly win is still a win, though.
🔗 17:02Hadanelith: now to spend those souls.
🔗 17:02Silver_Seraph: Hai, Alex! Hai, chat!
🔗 17:02Earthenone: !explain pringles
🔗 17:03 Anubis169 bounces around Silver_Seraph
🔗 17:03Cha0tic_fire: a chip that is tasty
🔗 17:03Chipton: It was disturbing how well that went
🔗 17:03 plummeting_sloth:
yes, exactly that and only that is how you kill Kapra. Including tossing the gold pine resin down the toilet
🔗 17:03 GDwarf: Who took the dogs out? Who, who, who-who?
🔗 17:03Rashagar: yeah I was curious about pringles too
🔗 17:03 UnspokenKibbles:
So that's how we'll kill Gwyn, right?
🔗 17:03FriendlyWarmth: please define: Durdle
🔗 17:03asthanius: Chipping all day
🔗 17:03Silver_Seraph: I am.... not sure how to respond to that.
🔗 17:03 AdmiralMemo facepalms
🔗 17:03dialMforMara: uh...
🔗 17:03morgoth_bauglyr: that's a good one
🔗 17:03 Frylock72: I don't get it.
🔗 17:03Zotamedu: *slow clap*
🔗 17:03 plummeting_sloth: ahhhhhhh
🔗 17:03Hadanelith: That...that is beautiful.
🔗 17:04RoastedGravy: I know I keep asking this, but anyone wanna be a part of the Gravy Squad on GTA Online PS3?
🔗 17:04Ownyke: *facedesks*
🔗 17:04All_Mankind: chips ahoy
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 17:04 Anubis169:
that only works with the us/canadian definition of chips
🔗 17:04ekurhf: <message deleted>My favorite one <3 bit.ly/IMG_050815
🔗 17:04 Frylock72: Oh! Oh.
🔗 17:04DanielleAI: pringles are chips
🔗 17:04morgoth_bauglyr: chip damage is damage that goes through blocks
🔗 17:04 UnspokenKibbles: "I can block AND attack!"
🔗 17:04 nightvalien28: Frylock72, when you chip away at someone's health like taking a bit of it a time
🔗 17:04 Shadow_606: but pringles ar potato "crisps"
🔗 17:04morgoth_bauglyr: in a FG
🔗 17:04gruubii: Oh, thought you said Turtle, like hiding behind a shield
🔗 17:04 UnspokenKibbles: That is the pringular worst thing ever
🔗 17:04 Frylock72: Yeah, I realized it after a second.
🔗 17:04agentbrain: What is "Chip" damage?
🔗 17:04 miniwak: i have returned from watching new anime. this week's monster musume was fun
🔗 17:04 nightvalien28: mods
🔗 17:04 AdmiralMemo: Nightvalien28, Sup?
🔗 17:04RoastedGravy: @Agentbrain, little damage.
🔗 17:04Hadanelith: chip=minimal
🔗 17:04someonenonotyou subscribed for 10 months in a row!
🔗 17:04 LRRbot:
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🔗 17:04Silver_Seraph: Agentbrain, I assume slowly taking away small amounts of health.
🔗 17:04Piperlyon: chip damage is just tiny amounts of damage
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: Agentbrain, lots of health, chip away at it
🔗 17:04 nightvalien28: memo it is gone, thanks
🔗 17:05All_Mankind: like chipping stone
🔗 17:05Zotamedu: And that's the magic of Dark Souls. Even the first enemies can kill you in a couple of seconds if you don't watch out.
🔗 17:05morgoth_bauglyr: when you block in most fighting games you still take a little bit of damage, that's chip damage
🔗 17:05All_Mankind: if you have done stonework
🔗 17:05Piperlyon: tiny amounts of damage yo barely even can see
🔗 17:05 AdmiralMemo:
Alex is breaking for Number 2?
🔗 17:05FriendlyWarmth: The window is open, so's that door. I didnt know they did that anymore.
🔗 17:05 orthogonaltee: Chip damage: When the chips cut the roof of your mouth
🔗 17:05FriendlyWarmth: Who knew we owned a thousand salad plates?
🔗 17:05 miniwak: oh any league players here. i've just been intensifying my need for the new arcade riven skin
🔗 17:05Earthenone: we used to call that "sharpie" damage in my play group
🔗 17:05RoastedGravy: @admiralmemo Wanna be part of the Gravy Squad?
🔗 17:05 mtvcdm: Oh dear. Kate apparently just had a Moment on Twitter.
🔗 17:05 AdmiralMemo: RoastedGravy, What is it?
🔗 17:06 mtvcdm: Kate's Twitter: "Just ordered a salad. Servers response: 'Oh, you must be dieting to lose weight.' Pardon."
🔗 17:06RoastedGravy: A gang I am making in GTA Online for the PS3.
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo:
RoastedGravy: Buy me a PS3 and GTA and I'm in.
🔗 17:06 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 17:06RoastedGravy: Wish I could, bud, but I those things are dern expensive.
🔗 17:06FriendlyWarmth: For years I've roamed these empty halls...
🔗 17:06Seirhune: @Mtvcdm No tip for them?
🔗 17:07 Wilhelm_Screamer: harro alex
🔗 17:07FriendlyWarmth: Why have a ballroom with no balls?
🔗 17:07MTG_Jake: woot, thanks tstodden!
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo:
RoastedGravy, So why did you assume I had one?
🔗 17:07All_Mankind: somebody is getting a 4% tip eh
🔗 17:08 mtvcdm: Seirhune, I imagine the tip lost quite a few pounds.
🔗 17:08 nightvalien28: dear chat what to do if you lose the usb stick of your wireless mouse?
🔗 17:08 Anubis169: mtvcdm: wait somebody said that to Kate just because of what she ordered?
🔗 17:08unknowngamer88: openly weep?
🔗 17:08 Wilhelm_Screamer: get a wired mouse because wireless is trash
🔗 17:08Earthenone: cry, buy wired mouse
🔗 17:08 Frylock72: @Nightvalien28, Cry a little inside.
🔗 17:08 nightvalien28: already done that
🔗 17:08 Wilhelm_Screamer: nice shirt alex
🔗 17:08 mtvcdm: Yes, Anubis. Kate ordered a salad. Server said it must be because she wanted to lose weight.
🔗 17:09morgoth_bauglyr: if it's bluetooth, get a bluetooth dongle?
🔗 17:09FriendlyWarmth: dont be wired mouse elitists. not everyone likes wires, esp for laptops
🔗 17:09 Anubis169: server should keep their mouth shut
🔗 17:09Seirhune: Silence is its own kind of virtue, the server should learn to practice it.
🔗 17:09 Briars_the_fox: alex, yes
🔗 17:09NimrodXIV: sometimes salads are tasty and not related to weight loss
🔗 17:09Zotamedu: Of course there is Alex.
🔗 17:10 Frylock72: I dislike wireless mice just because having to worry about batteries is a pain.
🔗 17:10 Wilhelm_Screamer: wireless mice are garbage. batteries always die on me at the worst times
🔗 17:10 Briars_the_fox: im wired for PC, wireless for laptop. but people refuse to use one or the other
🔗 17:10dialMforMara: !calendar
🔗 17:10 GDwarf: I don't care for wireless computer peripherals in most situations, but I'm hardly a fanatic about them
🔗 17:10 Frylock72: Wait, the competitive what?
🔗 17:10 AdmiralMemo: "competitive vape"?
🔗 17:10unknowngamer88: I like them too, but how fast they eat batteries irks me
🔗 17:10Cha0tic_fire: like e-cigs?
🔗 17:10 RobertMerlow: What, cloudchasers VS Flavorchasers?
🔗 17:10 ravingpenguin: My little bro competitive vapes -_-"
🔗 17:10 TStodden: Salad != Diet Food... especially the types of salads I make.
🔗 17:10 naverewhitemoon: I found hell. Its not a physical place. Its an activity: sorting my trade binders
🔗 17:10 plummeting_sloth: I don't know... the pet store stopped letting me have mice when I told them I wanted to make them wired
🔗 17:10 RobertMerlow: What do you mean, Alex?
🔗 17:10FriendlyWarmth: the advantage to wireless is tjat you can use them from across the room
🔗 17:10Earthenone: i prefer wireless mice, but things always hapen to them and now i have a wired mouse (
🔗 17:10 Wilhelm_Screamer: they also tend to be too tiny. the wired mice fit my hands better
🔗 17:10 AgentMagicMaster:
?
🔗 17:10 J_S_Bach: how does one competitively vape?
🔗 17:10Chipton: Competitive Vaping? How?
🔗 17:10Silver_Seraph: Wireless mice are fine, but I was under the impression that they weren't as useful for competitive play because of slightly longer latency and the chance that they run out of batteries in the middle of something.
🔗 17:11sinister_duck: wireless doesn't work well in my neighborhood. the navy does radio freq testing, and tend to interefere with wireless devices, including mice and garage door openers
🔗 17:11 Artirian_Legacy: My mouse is wireless, and its batteries last like 8-10 months
🔗 17:11Piperlyon: how does one competitively vape?
🔗 17:11 Anubis169 swears by wired mice due to a) having no place for a charger unit and b) always leaving it too late before recharging
🔗 17:11 Briars_the_fox: Silver_Seraph, you are correct
🔗 17:11 Omega_Lairon: Competitive vaping is *literally* just "who can blow the most smoke"
🔗 17:11 Anubis169: no actual tech issues with either
🔗 17:11Zotamedu: For me, the problem of running out of batteries is greater than the inconvenience of the cable.
🔗 17:11aesir_blade: Backstep attack!
🔗 17:11Zotamedu: Omega_Lairon, That seems weirdly ironic...
🔗 17:11Cha0tic_fire: backstab
🔗 17:11 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
have not had to change y battery for over a year
🔗 17:11 GDwarf: The things I dislike about wireless peripherals are slight, but I suppose amount to: I dislike replacing batteries, they add more RF interference to the room, and I would not be surprised to find out that they're insecure
🔗 17:11 Frylock72: If I'm using a wired mouse on a laptop I usually just bind the cord to be as short as I need it.
🔗 17:11 Wilhelm_Screamer: Hew Alex do you guys use a mechanical keyboard?
🔗 17:12Piperlyon: I just have a double-A battery wireless mouse and a spare battery within reach
🔗 17:12aesir_blade: Which is i think always the same as the running attack
🔗 17:12FriendlyWarmth: in theory you could just keep two sets of rechargeable batteries, one in the mouse and one always at the ready.
🔗 17:12 RobertMerlow: I don't get those, to be honest
🔗 17:12Silver_Seraph: So wait, is there actually such a thing as competitive vaping? 'Cause that sounds ridiculous.
🔗 17:12 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Quote #168: "Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!" —Alex [2015-04-28]
🔗 17:12 RobertMerlow: I thought it was like tricks with the clouds and so on
🔗 17:12 ExhaustedElox:
Hey! It's Dr. Alex! Welcome bacck, sir.
🔗 17:12Earthenone:
there is an argument for creativitiy points in competitive vapeing
🔗 17:12 Briars_the_fox: !quote vape
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 17:12 plummeting_sloth:
I thought competitive vaping was just a contest to see how can extol the benefits of vaping the loudest in a public setting
🔗 17:12gruubii: competitive vapeing, really? I mean, really?
🔗 17:12 Wilhelm_Screamer: spears are mustard race
🔗 17:12 Frylock72: @Silver_Seraph, apparently?
🔗 17:12unknowngamer88: !quote Cam
🔗 17:12 LRRbot: unknowngamer88: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 17:12 Omega_Lairon: To be fair, I'm mostly paraphrasing from Cameron, who also noted that it's "toxic masculinity" on several levels
🔗 17:12unknowngamer88: aww
🔗 17:13RigJuice: If they had some sort of challenges after each round of vaping I could see that....
🔗 17:13 RobertMerlow: !quote Cam
🔗 17:13FriendlyWarmth: vaping has no benefit. it just has fewer negatives than smoking
🔗 17:13Zotamedu: GDwarf, there was recently a news story about a team of scientists who figured out how to read all keystrokes from Microsoft's wireless keyboards remotely. The device was small enough to hide in a mobile charger and it even contained a SIM card.
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: true, vaping's better than smoking
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: 'cause smoking sucks
🔗 17:13MarkBarks: ABV: Always Be Vaping
🔗 17:13Cha0tic_fire: aern't they both poision?
🔗 17:13RigJuice: "Please always be vaping" ~Alex
🔗 17:13 plummeting_sloth: ABV... always be vaping... or is that alcohol by Volume. I like the second one better
🔗 17:13 GDwarf: zotamedu: Yeah, but then again, TEMPEST attacks mean that all electronics not inside shielded rooms can be read remotely...
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: I don't care what you put in your body, as long as you don't do it by smoking.
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: does that mean there are smoking competitions?
🔗 17:13 Anubis169:
🔗 17:13 J_S_Bach: yeah, both have nicotine
🔗 17:14FriendlyWarmth: shitting isnt a competition yet, right? (not counting south park)
🔗 17:14 nightvalien28: of course there are anubis
🔗 17:14Earthenone: only reason i dislike vaping is they allow it in my lgs. its weird having all that weird "safe" smoke around
🔗 17:14RigJuice: vapes /can/ have no nicotine though @J_s_bach
🔗 17:14DanielleAI: pie vaping contest
🔗 17:14unknowngamer88: welp
🔗 17:14demon1119: unfortunately they have found formaldehyde in vapes...
🔗 17:14 TStodden: Aren't vaping / smoking competitions more "artistic" than "technical"?
🔗 17:14ShackledRage: i have no problem poisoning my self in a large range of ways, i just don't spread it to others
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: J_S_Bach, not necessarily.. mum's is just the oil without nicotine
🔗 17:14MarkBarks: whoever dies first, Anubis. That's competitive smoking
🔗 17:14 ravingpenguin: Yes, but second hand smoke hurts everyone, vaping just hurts you
🔗 17:14Zotamedu: But at that level, they can basically just install any hardware keylogger so you're not safe that way either. Illuminati will always find a way to watch you brows porn.
🔗 17:14MTG_Jake: broken and hilt were vetoed, yes
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo:
I'm betting this guy you're fighting is a vaper.
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: JK Flatten
🔗 17:14 GDwarf: Yeah, the pushback against vaping devices is pretty ridiculous. It's smoking without much of the problems, though apparently simply inhaling nicotine is bad for you (who'd a thunk) but still
🔗 17:14 plummeting_sloth: I like the nice hint of "glug glug" in the background when you down an estus in a quiet moment
🔗 17:15Cha0tic_fire: remember the 5d''s of darksouls
🔗 17:15 UnspokenKibbles: Hey Alex- think you might play Life Is Strange on stream?
🔗 17:15 TStodden: Wasn't blowing smoke rings a competitive thing?
🔗 17:15 plummeting_sloth: and one of those 'd''s is Parry
🔗 17:15Earthenone: i think so tsodden
🔗 17:15 miniwak: \codefall
🔗 17:15Zotamedu: Cha0tic_fire, Die, die, die, die and die?
🔗 17:15 AdmiralMemo: Cha0tic_fire, Death Death Death Death and Death?
🔗 17:15 Frylock72: @GDwarf, My LGS banned vaping inside the shop, which I can agree with. No one who's used one of those in there ever went small with it, it was always dragonbreathing.
🔗 17:15unknowngamer88: Dparry?
🔗 17:15Silver_Seraph: So, does the smoke that people blow when they vape still contain the nicotine, If so, I can totally understand people not caring for it. Hell, I don't care for it.
🔗 17:15Cha0tic_fire: dodge,dip,dive,duck, and dodge
🔗 17:15FriendlyWarmth: at some point you should run and pick up the great scythe. the backstabs are hilarious
🔗 17:15 plummeting_sloth: only for Wizards, Tstodden
🔗 17:15All_Mankind: i've never seen that dirt-shooting attack
🔗 17:15 TStodden: I thought it was Dogde, Duck, Dip, Dive & DIE...
🔗 17:15 Anubis169: 2 Swigs Johnson!
🔗 17:16 nightvalien28: same here All_Mankind
🔗 17:16Earthenone: thanks for the codefall!
🔗 17:16 Frylock72: @Cha0tic_fire, It's "Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge".
🔗 17:16 GDwarf: frylock72: Oh, I'm fine with that. It's the "Vaping devices are banned/cannot be sold without 20 forms of ID/Vaping within 20 miles of a building nets you a $500000 fine" that I find ridiculous
🔗 17:16aesir_blade: Dark Souls is the 10$ mark in a current humble bundle!
🔗 17:16Cha0tic_fire: i aways forget the order
🔗 17:16 miniwak: \codefall
🔗 17:16ShackledRage: isn't it possible to partial parry every single attack in the game with proper timing?
🔗 17:16MarkBarks: bait, beat, retreat, repeat
🔗 17:16 Frylock72: @GDwarf, Wait, that's a real thing?
🔗 17:16 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:16 LRRbot:
554 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:16asthanius: Guess what's for lunch? YOU
🔗 17:16skakerman_ subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 17:16 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, skakerman_! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 17:16GaymerOtaku: So would you say Dark Souls is easier or harder than Demon Souls?
🔗 17:16Silver_Seraph: Wait, did she just parry you? I did not know that could happen.
🔗 17:16DanielleAI: "I'll SEE YOU in the Smoke Ring!!"
🔗 17:16RigJuice: pfffff @Danielleai
🔗 17:16 RobertMerlow: LOL DanielleAI
🔗 17:16 AgentMagicMaster: Butcher hits like a truck
🔗 17:16 Omega_Lairon: !totaldeath
🔗 17:16 LRRbot: 14212 total deaths
🔗 17:16 Briars_the_fox: GaymerOtaku, Yes
🔗 17:16 Anubis169:
skakerman_ subbed!
🔗 17:17 nightvalien28: Silver_Seraph, no that is when she hits you with the baton
🔗 17:17 LordoftheFros: And now we farm for another, better weapon!
🔗 17:17 miniwak: \codefall
🔗 17:17 GDwarf: frylock72: Oh yes. Lots of places are moving to ban/heavily restrict them. Arguing that anything that *looks* like smoking is bad for people who are near it, I guess
🔗 17:17 orthogonaltee: Twitch pls
🔗 17:17 TStodden: Dark Souls in the bundle is 50% off, but getting Pac-man CE DX+ (w/ DLC) & more games makes it worth it.
🔗 17:17 Briars_the_fox: GaymerOtaku, which is to say. some aspects are easier some are harder
🔗 17:17 miniwak: enjoy the codefall folks
🔗 17:17DanielleAI vapes at the nostrils
🔗 17:17Silver_Seraph: Nightvalien28, huh. I've never seen that attack. And I've played 800 hours of this game.
🔗 17:17 nightvalien28: 10 bucks for darksouls and about nine games
🔗 17:17 GDwarf: frylock72: Vaping *does* have issues, but it shouldn't be regulated *more* than cigarettes, which places like California are moving towards
🔗 17:17 Anubis169:
🔗 17:17 miniwak: might get rid off some dlc i got handing about too
🔗 17:17 Frylock72: @GDwarf, That's rough.
🔗 17:17Earthenone: you are a gentlemen and a scholor miniwak
🔗 17:17GaymerOtaku: Briars_the_fox i'm not sure if that was a yes or no question lol.
🔗 17:18 LordoftheFros: I learned the other day that 2-handed strong attacks from morning stars will cause skeletons to fall to pieces for a bit.
🔗 17:18Cha0tic_fire: did you get the knight shield yet?
🔗 17:18MTG_Jake: danielleai are you part dragon?
🔗 17:18Silver_Seraph: GDwarf, I would assume that vaping probably doesn't have the same level of lobbyists as cigarettes.
🔗 17:18FriendlyWarmth: looking like youre smoking is just as bad as smoking from the perspective of a far off busybody. the type of person that calls their congressman
🔗 17:18Solomon_Kain: I really dont think Talismans/Catalyst/Flame should count as equipment when you dont have spells to go with them. They do literally nothing...
🔗 17:18 Briars_the_fox: GaymerOtaku, "yes" just means you're not asking the right questions. some aspects are harder some are easier.
🔗 17:18 Anubis169: the main bonus//problem with vaping is that nobody can tax the hell out of it yet
🔗 17:18 GDwarf: It's kinda a shame that it's not neutral, even sans nicotine. I kinda like the idea of getting one of those blue-light e-cigs and just walking around with one, just to look weird.
🔗 17:18DanielleAI flexes muscles for the camera
🔗 17:18 GDwarf: silver_seraph: I think the problem is more that the tabacco lobby is very much against it
🔗 17:18 nightvalien28: DanielleAI, ma'am put the guns down
🔗 17:18splatty1: morning star causes bleed
🔗 17:18RigJuice: The mace caused bleed in Demon's
🔗 17:19 croisvoix1: Go get oscars?
🔗 17:19 plummeting_sloth: There is no type of damage that I wouldn't believe a mace caused
🔗 17:19Silver_Seraph: GDwarf, that's probably it.
🔗 17:19 Anubis169: a mace, while simple, really really effing hurts
🔗 17:19ampfetamin: <message deleted>Learn kids & apo.af/IMG0508151 TTours :D
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: ampfetamin: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (apo.af). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 17:19 Psychomonosis: !advice
🔗 17:19 LRRbot: Press the B Button to save the Space Children.
🔗 17:20MTG_Jake cautiously sets down a small chest of gold just in case danielleai is secretly part dragon
🔗 17:20 croisvoix1: It does. Alex consider going to asylum for shield drop?
🔗 17:20 GDwarf: I think most of the regulation comes, not so much from cigarette manufacturers, as it does from tobacco growers, so places with a big tobacco industry are putting in heavy restrictions and bans
🔗 17:20FriendlyWarmth: would you believe a mace caused my emotional damage?
🔗 17:20 holidayMD: !quote
🔗 17:20 LRRbot: Quote #61: "Fear turns into erections." —Adam [2015-03-22]
🔗 17:20Cha0tic_fire: soul return
🔗 17:20 orthogonaltee: Secret;y Part-Dragon would be a killer band name
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: FriendlyWarmth, yup
🔗 17:20 orthogonaltee: Secretly*
🔗 17:20 ravingpenguin: !quote 185
🔗 17:20 LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
🔗 17:20 plummeting_sloth: basically, show me any type of destroyed body, even burned, and tell me "A mace did that" and I'd be like "sure, okay, makes sense"
🔗 17:20DanielleAI: so much for competitive spirit and intimidation
🔗 17:20Silver_Seraph: Secretly Part Dragon is my They Might Be Giants cover band.
🔗 17:21 nickisnick4: !next
🔗 17:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (38m from now)
🔗 17:21 UnspokenKibbles: Would you rather fight two O&Ses?
🔗 17:21 Frylock72: @Orthogonaltee, Secretly part-Dragon is the name of my Dragonstorm cover band.
🔗 17:21 Anubis169: rat friend!
🔗 17:21 Artirian_Legacy: What about pinwheel skeletons?
🔗 17:21 LordoftheFros: Fight the giant rat?
🔗 17:21 miniwak: \codefall
🔗 17:21Piperlyon: but would you rather fight Artorias?
🔗 17:21 UnspokenKibbles: Equip spider shield?
🔗 17:21 Briars_the_fox: Alex "I'd rather fight two Gwyn's than one of those" Steacy
🔗 17:21Himyul: you dirty rat!
🔗 17:21Cha0tic_fire: its a dirty rat
🔗 17:21 orthogonaltee: Always fight the giant rat
🔗 17:21TacitusVigil: Now I'm thinking of Dark Souls Newhart: "Hello, I'm Gwyn, this is my brother Gwyn and my other brother Gwyn."
🔗 17:21 Frylock72: Gah, Dragonforce. Oh well.
🔗 17:21U_Dude: BRB, gonna go modding to see what fighting two Gwyns at the same time is like
🔗 17:21FriendlyWarmth: the secret is that you refuse to cover Imagine Dragons songs
🔗 17:21 LordoftheFros: Dear Dr. Alex: One of those torch wielders or Artorias - Which would you rather fight?
🔗 17:21 UnspokenKibbles: YOLO MODE
🔗 17:22Cha0tic_fire: Jerry
🔗 17:22 orthogonaltee: @Frylock72 That MTG metal band Dragonstorm
🔗 17:22splatty1: if i remember correctly the spikes and flanges on maces were to make them less likely to glance off plate.
🔗 17:22FriendlyWarmth: giant rat is the scarriest thing in dark souls to never hit me on any playthrough
🔗 17:22 Anubis169:
splatty1, you are correct
🔗 17:22asthanius: Room full of oozes or two Gwyns?
🔗 17:22 LordoftheFros: Yeah. Them torch guys are the worst. I still have trouble parrying them.
🔗 17:23Piperlyon: Asthanius: turn off the game, burn it all down
🔗 17:23 Anubis169: i've gotta see this now
🔗 17:23Cha0tic_fire: how bout 10 black knights
🔗 17:23TheOtherTrevor: Bring Sunbro to Gwyn. It was so easy
🔗 17:23FriendlyWarmth: you dont have to tell me twice to look at an asshole. i love looking at assholes
🔗 17:23 Anubis169 googles for a double-gwyn mod on youtube
🔗 17:23All_Mankind: torches are the WMDs of Lordran
🔗 17:23TacitusVigil: "So what should be the final boss for Dark Souls III?" "I don't know, Two Gwyns?" "Done! Ka-ching!"
🔗 17:23Piperlyon: wait, burn it all down would actually be the strat for a room full of slimes
🔗 17:23 LordoftheFros: Anubis169 NOO! Don't do it!
🔗 17:23 Catcard: how about clams?
🔗 17:23aesir_blade: Artorias wielding Gwyn instead of a sword, who himself is wielding a torch hollow?
🔗 17:23 Akaiatana: Spider Gwyn?
🔗 17:23Silver_Seraph: Hey, Alex. I found a really cool Dark Souls / Bloodborne Tumblr yesterday called Illusorywall, have you seen it?
🔗 17:23ShackledRage: I ended up killing Gwyn the same way i killed everything in dark souls, two handed jump attack with demon's greataxe
🔗 17:23splatty1: mod replacing every torch wielding undead with gwyn would be kind of great
🔗 17:24MarkBarks: Aesir, you madman
🔗 17:24 Frylock72: @Akaiatana, Do not want Dark Souls Spider-Gwyn.
🔗 17:24asthanius: Mod replacing every torch with Gwyn.
🔗 17:24 Supermane888: So what kind of run is Alex doing today?
🔗 17:24 nightvalien28: lol
🔗 17:24Silver_Seraph:
That's the game's way of of saying "Git Gud"
🔗 17:24asthanius: Pick up a torch? It's Gwyn. Hollow running at you? He's holding Gwyn.
🔗 17:24 AdmiralMemo: !highlight Look at Wiki = Get burned
🔗 17:24 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 17:24Inkompetence: 21 Str, probably.
🔗 17:24 miniwak: well i've ran out of useful codes for codefall. all thats left is content that people will already have or from games nobody plays
🔗 17:24FriendlyWarmth:
Next playthrough of Dark Souls you do should be a Nuzlocke
🔗 17:24MTG_Jake: 22 for 2 handing
🔗 17:24All_Mankind: 22. always round up
🔗 17:24 Psychomonosis: You should ask chat to do the research.
🔗 17:25 miniwak: sorry if the eve trail dosen't work. like i said it's a year old
🔗 17:25 Anubis169: !listen
🔗 17:25 Anubis169:
🔗 17:25Himyul: is lrrbot sick?
🔗 17:25 Anubis169: this needs to be fixed
🔗 17:25Silver_Seraph: Asthanius, I mean, if that hollow lit that torch on a bonfire, that is actually literally what's happening.
🔗 17:25 holidayMD: !quote alex
🔗 17:25 LRRbot: Quote #89: "Is there a button we can press to experience grief?" —Alex [2015-04-04]
🔗 17:26asthanius: Priority sorta means the number of frames given to a specific move
🔗 17:26TacitusVigil: Maybe they dropped the listen command from overuse or to change things up?
🔗 17:26 Supermane888: Press X to experience grief
🔗 17:26 LordoftheFros: The rats under the dragon bridge took me HOURS to get past, cause they kept friggin poisoning me and it was the worst.
🔗 17:26Pocky_FBTV: Hail lord Alex
🔗 17:26 Frylock72:
Press to pass priority.
🔗 17:26 UnspokenKibbles: Isn't priority a function of distance and the pair of attacks?
🔗 17:26MTG_Jake: anubis19 looks like listen got taken out
🔗 17:26OneirosGolem: Oh neat, Dark Souls!
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: MTG_Jake, fixed
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: !listen
🔗 17:26 LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:26 LRRbot:
555 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:26Silver_Seraph: The rats' moves are very fast and have a ridiculous amount of poise damage associated with them.
🔗 17:27 Anubis169:
🔗 17:27 Artirian_Legacy: the relentless rats!
🔗 17:27 ravingpenguin: !advice
🔗 17:27 LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 17:27asthanius: RIP Alex, died in a mess of rats and a dancing wizard.
🔗 17:27Zotamedu: Got out-danced.
🔗 17:27Himyul: aww...rats
🔗 17:27Saulens181: !badadvice
🔗 17:27 LRRbot: Stab him until he dies.
🔗 17:27 Akaiatana: What does Rats Rats Rats run? Mostly Goblins.
🔗 17:27FriendlyWarmth:
theyre bad rats (i know a streamer that would ban me for this statement 
)
🔗 17:27All_Mankind: dance fight him IRL
🔗 17:27FriendshipWizard: Those rats have feelings too
🔗 17:27splatty1: i think the dogs in demon souls were worse on new players than the rats
🔗 17:27 Supermane888: My runs I usually use weapons with halberd kind of speed, so they aren't as bad, but every time I use a weapon with any sort of windup, they are pure ***
🔗 17:28 LordoftheFros: One time get the channeler's staff!
🔗 17:28 TStodden: DDR? Where's your Dance Pad?
🔗 17:28Zotamedu: I beat those rats pretty easily first time. Then I died to the bastard at the top of the tower. I went back to get my souls back and the first rat pushed me of the bridge into the abyss...
🔗 17:28Lancer873: I'm going through a run where I only use the deprived's starting equipment.
🔗 17:28 plummeting_sloth: oh yeah... I had a bad case of Bridge rats a few years back. Peanut butter and a Loverbody album played backwards, it's the only thing for 'em
🔗 17:28Lancer873: And yeah. Screw those rats
🔗 17:28 LordoftheFros: aww... no staff...
🔗 17:28 LordoftheFros:
🔗 17:29SirSlipps: if only he dropped the party stick D:
🔗 17:29PokeMC03: Hello stream!
🔗 17:29variab1e subscribed for 19 months in a row!
🔗 17:29 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, variab1e! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: yooooo
🔗 17:29Himyul:
Lordofthefros I think you meant, "rats...no staff..."
🔗 17:29 Anubis169:
yellow card
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: Serge!!
🔗 17:29 Anubis169:
🔗 17:29 LordoftheFros: Himyul Fired.
🔗 17:29 tyloncorp: Seeeerge
🔗 17:29 embyrr922: Serge!
🔗 17:29 plummeting_sloth: hello Serge
🔗 17:29dialMforMara: hi serge
🔗 17:29 Anubis169:
coffee man
🔗 17:29ShackledRage: Serge!
🔗 17:29 nightvalien28: SERGE
🔗 17:29 AgentMagicMaster: Serge!
🔗 17:29MTG_Jake: o/ hey serge
🔗 17:29OneirosGolem: Oh wow, this just keeps getting better
🔗 17:29 RealGamerCow: #powerserge
🔗 17:29 Frylock72: #teamSerge
🔗 17:29Darth_Dredge: Serge! Hi!
🔗 17:29 Aarek: #POWERSerge!
🔗 17:29 nightvalien28: powah serge
🔗 17:29 mtvcdm: We said coffee too often earlier. I told you Serge would appear.
🔗 17:29 Psychomonosis: Serge!!!!!!!!! Hi
🔗 17:29theguywiththecleverhandle: Hey Serge!
🔗 17:29Silver_Seraph: #teampowerserge
🔗 17:29Piperlyon: #powerserge
🔗 17:30 KinoGami: star raider serge!
🔗 17:30 Supermane888:
Try not to pick up another shield
🔗 17:30 LordoftheFros:
Serge!
🔗 17:30 WNivek: Hey Serge, how'd that programming project go?
🔗 17:30DanielleAI: a surge of Serge!
🔗 17:30 Psychomonosis:
🔗 17:30Pocky_FBTV: Hey Saint Serge the saint of Shatered minds
🔗 17:30Himyul: so don't you need to immediately use FKS when you pick them up (for the humanity)?
🔗 17:31Ownyke:
Hi Serge!
🔗 17:31 plummeting_sloth: crushing snowballs for great strength
🔗 17:31FriendlyWarmth: Question: How much is that doggy in the window?
🔗 17:31 Anubis169: Dragon King Greataxe is hilarious
🔗 17:32Silver_Seraph: This is Pick n Mix, where the rules are made up and your titanite doesn't matter.
🔗 17:32 LordoftheFros: Picks up greataxe, immediately gets broken short sword drop.
🔗 17:32Pocky_FBTV: I need to learn Dark Souls 2 strats
🔗 17:32 plummeting_sloth: the one with the leathly tail
🔗 17:32 AutobotTopper: Oh rad, Durp Souls Live! Hi Serge/Alex!
🔗 17:32All_Mankind: the moonlight butterfly alone will almost get you to 22 i think
🔗 17:32Himyul: if something drops, do you need to pick it up?
🔗 17:32 LordoftheFros: Yes, and if it's a weapon, you gotta change it out.
🔗 17:32 LordoftheFros: armor as well, I think.
🔗 17:33 nightvalien28: there was a new dark souls 3 trailer alex, it came out toda
🔗 17:33Silver_Seraph: We've got the lead designer from Dark Souls back for 3, so I have some amount of hope.
🔗 17:33 nightvalien28: *today
🔗 17:33 RealGamerCow: Poop sandwich
🔗 17:33TacitusVigil: Serge is *not* wrong.
🔗 17:33 tyloncorp: Oh wow
🔗 17:33 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, but consider Terminator
🔗 17:33 Psychomonosis:
Because you are full of potions. She can't parry because of the sloshing.
🔗 17:33FriendlyWarmth: like star trek films, every other one is good
🔗 17:33 tyloncorp: I love that serge *saves for later*
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: Dark Souls 3: Yeah we messed up, here's more of the first
🔗 17:33 rowboatgirlyman: Not for Star Wars
🔗 17:33 Omega_Lairon: Great, Excellent, pooptastic, ehhh.. , blegh
🔗 17:33TacitusVigil: Omega_Lairon: Terminator is one of the rare examples of the sequel being better than the original.
🔗 17:33 ravingpenguin: 1 is not 0!
🔗 17:33 Aarek:
lrrFine
🔗 17:33 LordoftheFros: Needs moar yakkity sax!
🔗 17:33splatty1: the greed is real
🔗 17:33 Abcxyq:
🔗 17:34 thetardis42: and highlander
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: SEDAGIVE!
🔗 17:34 Aarek:
🔗 17:34 UnspokenKibbles: Pure skill.
🔗 17:34Cha0tic_fire: who cares, just run
🔗 17:34 tyloncorp: WOOOPWOOPPWOOP./zoidberg
🔗 17:34 rowboatgirlyman:
🔗 17:34 TehSpud:
🔗 17:34 mtvcdm: Run from everything forever.
🔗 17:34GhassanPL: Hey guys, wanna hear a song?
🔗 17:34GhassanPL: "It's all about that poise, bout that poise, no stagger"
🔗 17:34DanielleAI: Eddie Furlong made that movie good
🔗 17:34All_Mankind: i'm doing science and i'm still alive. . .
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:34 LRRbot:
556 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:34 Omega_Lairon: Salvation, then Genysis
🔗 17:34MTG_Jake: genysis was the th
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: 4th movie was Salvation
🔗 17:34Cha0tic_fire: dont forget salvation
🔗 17:34TacitusVigil:
Don't forget about Terminator Salvation.
🔗 17:34asthanius: Genisys is a blight
🔗 17:34 LordoftheFros:
It's like the Capra demon all over again!
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: which was meh
🔗 17:34 UnspokenKibbles: OHHHHHH GOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUU: the movie
🔗 17:34DanielleAI: said the tweetie Danielle from the early 90s
🔗 17:34 Walkingharder: That was an insane amount of ham
🔗 17:35 plummeting_sloth: Good enough should not be the bar that movies aim to clear
🔗 17:35 plummeting_sloth: well, three was pretty darn good too
🔗 17:35Piperlyon: current score for Fantastic Four is 20%, incidently
🔗 17:35Master_Gunner: The Mission Impossible movie delivered /exactly/ what I expected and wanted from it.
🔗 17:35asthanius: How is a series revival GOOD?
🔗 17:35 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 17:35 LRRbot: Quote #379: "Significant reduction of Steve." —Alex [2015-06-26]
🔗 17:35Master_Gunner: it knows what it is, and it executes it well.
🔗 17:35All_Mankind: i might be alone in this, but i respect James Cameron's wish for Terminator 3 and the further sequels not to be made enough to pretend they don't exist
🔗 17:35 LRRbot: Shoot it until it dies.
🔗 17:36 Abcxyq: The last two seasons of Community frequently apologized for season 4
🔗 17:36 plummeting_sloth: Lordran table makers are fine craftsmen
🔗 17:36 LordoftheFros: Torchfriends say you can't leave
🔗 17:36 RealGamerCow: I agree with Movie Bob about the Mission Impossible movies. They are great to watch, but 2 weeks later, you forget nearly everything about it.
🔗 17:36DanielleAI: it's got Simon Pegg in it! It can't be bad even with Tom Cruise
🔗 17:36 Anubis169: the reboot?
🔗 17:36Cha0tic_fire: dark souls, you cant live anywhere
🔗 17:36OneirosGolem: That mid-air tracking
🔗 17:36 mtvcdm: I think we owe these guys money.
🔗 17:36 plummeting_sloth: Not even making, REMAKING
🔗 17:36 Aarek: The new Mission Impossible is based on a standalone book I think
🔗 17:36Rashagar: it's just because the fantastic 4 are ***
🔗 17:36demon1119: Justice is served
🔗 17:36 Frylock72: They're only doing it to keep the rights from Marvel.
🔗 17:36Silver_Seraph: Hey mods, can I drop a link to the Dark Souls trailer from Gamescom for those that haven't seen it yet?
🔗 17:36DanielleAI ignores that one poor Simon Pegg movie
🔗 17:36Feaddict92: The Fantastic Four movies are just made so they can retain the rights.
🔗 17:36 RealGamerCow: Chat, help me out, there's a movie coming out that is under embargo. Is it Fantastic 4 or something else?
🔗 17:36 plummeting_sloth: Let's tell the same story a DIFFERENT way and see if it clicks this time
🔗 17:36 rowboatgirlyman: It's because it'sFOX not marvel
🔗 17:36MTG_Jake: wait, how is the new fantastic 4 even rated? i thought they hadn't even done press screnings yet
🔗 17:36DoodlestheGreat: The new MI movie is directed by Christopher McQuarrie, who's a very good action director.
🔗 17:36 Supermane888: We just need more effects, that's why it bombed, guys
🔗 17:36angelofdust337: I think that what's always really bothered me about the Terminator movies is that they can't seem to decide on how time travel works in those movies
🔗 17:36 GDwarf: Agony of indecision: Lap cat is awesome. Lap cat's back claws need trimming. Lap cat is extremely painful.
🔗 17:37 mtvcdm: They don't care about a good script. Once you're in the theater seat, they have your money.
🔗 17:37Spoop_hotel: its because they keep telling the fantastic fours origin story, which is far from their most interesting story
🔗 17:37TacitusVigil:
But the great thing is that every newpaper movie reviewer can use the predictable line "Fantastic Four not so fantastic"
🔗 17:37Solomon_Kain: MI2 was the goofy one
🔗 17:37dialMforMara: GDwarf, go trim the cat's claws
🔗 17:37FriendlyWarmth: I recognize that the Ioan Grifith, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, and Michael Chicklis Fantastic Four had problems, but those four people were cast very well
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: 2nd MI movie was a bit meh
🔗 17:37 GDwarf: mtvcdm: Yeah, but they need to get you in there, and a good script helps there. Further, a good script helps immensely in the home market, where most money is made these days, it seems
🔗 17:37 Omega_Lairon: MI movies are like 80's cheese for a new generation
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: more action than mission
🔗 17:37angelofdust337: And I had a little bit of hope for the new F4 because I really liked the previous director's movie Chronicle, but I guess not
🔗 17:37Thylian1: MI3 was wonky
🔗 17:37 plummeting_sloth: 2 just was a bad mismatch between director goals and genre
🔗 17:37 Anubis169 dies laughing twice
🔗 17:38 plummeting_sloth: ZING
🔗 17:38 tyloncorp: PREACH IT SERGE
🔗 17:38Spoop_hotel: back when tom cruise was crzy talented instead of bein just crazy
🔗 17:38Heiru: That is a chemical burn.
🔗 17:38 Frylock72: Last one I saw was Mission Impossible 2.
🔗 17:38RigJuice: It really wasn't that bad as far as popcorn flicks go
🔗 17:38 UnspokenKibbles: I've actually heard MI4 was pretty good as well
🔗 17:38 GDwarf: The original short, Pixels, is awesome. I cannot conceive of how *anyone* thought it would make a good feature-length movie
🔗 17:38 mtvcdm: GDwarf, actually, a ton of money comes from the international market, which Hollywood has seen cares a lot less about scripts than the US does.
🔗 17:38 Nuurgle: oh, there are a TON of "Adam Sandler is a fake geek" articles out there
🔗 17:38asthanius: "Hey kids, remember these games that were around before you were born and never played? Well here's a movie about them!"
🔗 17:38 Briars_the_fox: id like to point out that the "pixels" in that movie are actually not pixels at all. they are Voxels
🔗 17:38Zotamedu: The MovieBob review was brutal.
🔗 17:38 Frylock72: Pixels is just that episode of Futurama made into a movie.
🔗 17:38 TheMetalupis: The quality went down from 1 to 3, but they were still fun, 4 was much better, haven't seen the new one yet
🔗 17:38 GDwarf: mtvcdm: Fair enough
🔗 17:38gruubii: So, Fantastic Four, is supposed to be over the top crazy, the clue is in the name.
🔗 17:38Solomon_Kain: Honestly I still like most of Tom Cruise's movies. I was Really impressed with Oblivion and quite enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow.
🔗 17:38 Aarek: Adam Sandler's career is basically paying for vacations via movies
🔗 17:38 leebenningfield: I only heard that Pixels was terrible, I didn't even know Sandler was involved in it
🔗 17:39 mtvcdm: By the time some of these movies hit the US, they've already made a profit and Hollywood literally does not care anymore what North America thinks.
🔗 17:39 TheMoatman: I just walked in and heard "fake gamer boy" and "racist" and I knew exactly what you were talking about :v
🔗 17:39 RealGamerCow: MovieBob's review was good enough to get him on the sports radio channel in Boston. They loved him.
🔗 17:39 plummeting_sloth: That's bat country, blighttown
🔗 17:39Piperlyon: well yeah, a voxel is a cube and a pixel is a square
🔗 17:39 Anubis169: Fun fact Serge... the movie PIXELS was based off a 2min short film, the short film had everything that was needed
🔗 17:39asthanius: Blight Town's PR manager is doing his best, Serge
🔗 17:39 LordoftheFros: I kind of want to see Pixels because I hear it's legendarily bad, but I also don't want to spend my money to go see it...
🔗 17:39Zotamedu: RealGamerCow, Good for him. He deserves all the positive attention he gets.
🔗 17:39 elah806:
Hey Alex! I know I'm late but it's good to see you. Also hey Serge
🔗 17:39 GDwarf: The thing is, Sandler's movies are *all* money makers. Critics hate them, audiences keep watching them
🔗 17:39Artoriasdarkness: hello
🔗 17:39TacitusVigil: I don't want any spoilers, but I must know...does Tom Cruise ride a motorcycle in the latest Mission Impossible?
🔗 17:39Cha0tic_fire: same here
🔗 17:39DanielleAI: I haven't really liked Adam Sandler since The Wedding Singer
🔗 17:40OneirosGolem: Tap one swamp, delve Adam Sandler's entire filmography, destroy target movie career.
🔗 17:40Silver_Seraph: How is it that every video game movie is terrible? Have there been any good ones that I just haven't seen?
🔗 17:40 GDwarf: anubis169: Yep, the original short is fun, but how could *anyone* think it'd make a good movie?
🔗 17:40FriendlyWarmth: Pixel = Picture Element. Voxel = Volume Element
🔗 17:40 Frylock72: Eight Crazy Nights was really good.
🔗 17:40MarkBarks: I heard Pixels wasn't quite making money like previous Sandler....."movies" have
🔗 17:40splatty1: time to fight the garglefucks in blighttown
🔗 17:40latch_box: hey alex, hey serge hey chat. what's this run?
🔗 17:40 mtvcdm: If you market a movie to places like China and Thailand and India and they just want to see blowy-uppy explosiontown, and they control more money than the US, guess what the studio's going to do.
🔗 17:40 nightvalien28: we miss serge during let's nopes
🔗 17:40 nightvalien28: we need more serge
🔗 17:40 plummeting_sloth: Pixels... because that one mini-episode of Futurama wasn't enough nor profitable
🔗 17:40Bogstrok: yea he does
🔗 17:40 plummeting_sloth: at least he's not motorcycle fighting like in 2
🔗 17:40Master_Gunner: Yes, Tom Cruise is on a motorbike
🔗 17:40bobathaitea: yes he does
🔗 17:40 elah806: I mean, Punch Drunk Love was a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. Do we maybe want to keep Punch Drunk Love and burn the rest?
🔗 17:40 plummeting_sloth: christ that was stupid
🔗 17:40 Wilhelm_Screamer: ALEX did you hear that miss piggy and kermit the frog have broken up?
🔗 17:40Master_Gunner: he's also running
🔗 17:40DanielleAI: Top Gun
🔗 17:40Piperlyon: Mission Impossible is just Tom Cruise transitioning between running, riding a motorcycle, and dangling from the ceiling
🔗 17:40 GDwarf: silver_seraph: Some people liked the Silent Hill movie, and I'm fairly sure there've been one or two video game movies that weren't horrendous, though I don't recall what they are
🔗 17:40 LordoftheFros: latch_box Pick and Mix: We use only gear we get from drops, and we have to trade out when we get new stuff regardless of what it is.
🔗 17:41 Omega_Lairon: If they don't have a scene where Tom Cruise has to stand on a box next to his co-star so he looks human sized...
🔗 17:41GregheadLefty: No its "Does Tom Cruise climb something ridiculous?"
🔗 17:41Rashagar: @Nightvalien28, I can't agree strongly enough
🔗 17:41angelofdust337: 2 was the most fun, it was definitely a john woo movie through and through
🔗 17:41Inari_Kitsune: so good
🔗 17:41 nightvalien28: dear doctor serge there is an adorable game about a blind girl searching for her kitty it was released today on xbone
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: Prodigy ftw!
🔗 17:41Silver_Seraph: I remember seeing the Silent Hill movie. It was.... genuinely disturbing. I guess that counts as good.
🔗 17:41latch_box: @Lordofthefros Ahaha that sounds brilliant
🔗 17:41Zotamedu: Ah, Scooter
🔗 17:41FriendlyWarmth: Adam Sandler is perfectly capable of being a good actor, he just chooses to be a producer and make shitty cash grabs instead.
🔗 17:41Piperlyon: what is that riff from
🔗 17:41 nightvalien28: Silver_Seraph, sean bean lived
🔗 17:41 TheMetalupis: Alex, have you seen John Wick?
🔗 17:41Piperlyon: I must know what it is
🔗 17:41All_Mankind: those riffs can cause revertigo
🔗 17:41 GDwarf: friendlywarmth: Well, he's making a fortune at it, so it's hard to blame him
🔗 17:42 ravingpenguin: You are the opposite of swole, you are smol
🔗 17:42 Anubis169:
🔗 17:42 RealGamerCow: Adam Sandler was excellent in Punch Drunk Love, and pretty good in Spanglish. It's just much easier to make *** for zero effort and make MORE money at it.
🔗 17:42Piperlyon: John Wick was awesome, also it's getting a sequel. I don't know how I feel about it getting a sequel
🔗 17:42 ThePrettiestFurry: Nightvalien28 what's it called?
🔗 17:42 Aarek: john wick was great
🔗 17:42OneirosGolem: Friendlywarmth That's the thing, and it's so weird. I've actually seen him play reasonable, interesting to watch characters. But instead, mostly durr hurr
🔗 17:42 Psychomonosis:
🔗 17:42 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Just got iroas out and then reanimated master of cruelities and my opponent flipped ***
🔗 17:42 CaffeinatedLemur: John Wick is so good I ended up buying the bluray
🔗 17:42 embyrr922: John Wick was actually quite great
🔗 17:42 ThePrettiestFurry: John Wick was really funny
🔗 17:42 nightvalien28: ThePrettiestFurry, it's called beyond eyes
🔗 17:42Piperlyon: that is actually pretty much the plot
🔗 17:42Rootpotato: John wick was a nice watch. reeves is just as cheesy as ever. in a good way
🔗 17:42 ThePrettiestFurry: thanks Nightvalien28
🔗 17:42 ravingpenguin: Sounds right for a Keanu Reeves movie
🔗 17:42 LordoftheFros: off by 2xp?
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: 22 strength!
🔗 17:43 CaffeinatedLemur: Keanu Reaves is a retired hitman, the day after he burries his wife from cancer, they kill the dog she bought him....
🔗 17:43FriendlyWarmth: John Wick is a story about a man that everyone is afraid of and someone pisses off
🔗 17:43 LordoftheFros: That's the Pokemon level-up syndrome right there.
🔗 17:43sjcTheos: The assassin economy in John Wick is super intriguing
🔗 17:43 CaffeinatedLemur: so he gets vengance
🔗 17:43 CaffeinatedLemur: all of the vengance
🔗 17:43sjcTheos: with the coins and all
🔗 17:43 CaffeinatedLemur: 120% of the vengance
🔗 17:43Lynks_9: John Wick was super sweet
🔗 17:43 mtvcdm: Again. The people who actually want to make good product, to a large degree, have been removed from the process long before a movie actually hits theaters.
🔗 17:43Feaddict92: "We've just got to bust a soul" Not sure if music reference or innuendo.
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:43 LRRbot:
557 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:43Zotamedu: Are there whips in this game?
🔗 17:43HAL6400:
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: Alex: When you get the axe... get into a wide open area and hit double-handed heavy
🔗 17:43 ThePrettiestFurry: wow, that game actually sounds really cool
🔗 17:43Piperlyon: Keanu Reeves is an ex-hitman, and then his wife dies, he gets a dog, some asshats kill his dog, and he decides to go on a roaring rampage of revenge
🔗 17:43splatty1: what weapon is alex planning to get
🔗 17:43Silver_Seraph: Gravity! My greatest nemesis!
🔗 17:43Himyul: so John Wick vs. Liam Neeson's character from Taken. Who wins?
🔗 17:43Cha0tic_fire: wiff
🔗 17:43latch_box: goodnight sweet prince
🔗 17:43 mtvcdm: Unless it's Oscar season. When it's Oscar season, the priority is winning the Oscar at all costs.
🔗 17:43All_Mankind: that's the Firelink Drop
🔗 17:44 embyrr922: John Wick is a 90's style unstoppable badass movie
🔗 17:44 GDwarf: I've heard lots of debate about if the wife in John Wick is "fridged" or not, since she isn't killed by villains, but her death does kinda drive the hero into what he does, albeit indirectly
🔗 17:44Lynks_9: Himyul, I'm going to go with Wick
🔗 17:44 DarkMorford: Ohai Alex and Serge!
🔗 17:44 DarkMorford: Hey chat!
🔗 17:44MTG_Jake: anubis i think he's for greataxe, not dragon king greataxe
🔗 17:44Piperlyon: no, his wife died due to catching plot
🔗 17:44bobathaitea: actually alex got it right on
🔗 17:44Lynks_9: Serge, his wife dies of cancer, the revenge is just about the dog
🔗 17:44 ThePrettiestFurry: because Alfie Allen gets type-cast as dickbags
🔗 17:44castlewise: I want the sequal to just be about the hotel
🔗 17:44All_Mankind: but women are more expendable than dogs in movies, haven't they seen Seven Psychopaths?
🔗 17:44 embyrr922: His wife dies of cancer, his wife posthumously gave him a dog
🔗 17:44 Omega_Lairon:
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: You killed my Father's Brother's Cousin's Nephew's former roommate!!
🔗 17:44 Anubis169:
🔗 17:44 Dumori: wife dies to cancer posthouiously gave dog as a gift
🔗 17:44HAL6400:
i'unno! 
🔗 17:45DanielleAI bets it was the wife that reminded him of the dog
🔗 17:45 Dumori: they brake in to steal his car kill the dog in the hiest
🔗 17:45 elah806: That was Hotline Miami, wasn't it?
🔗 17:45 mtvcdm: The President has been kidnapped by ninjas.
🔗 17:45gruubii: Love Shoot 'em Up, just cause.
🔗 17:45Pocky_FBTV: Yep plot wise it makes seans
🔗 17:45 GDwarf: Shoot 'Em Up had *so much* potential, but then they went and tried to put plot into it, and the acting was *horrificly terrible*
🔗 17:45 nightvalien28: I think that's the deadpool movie
🔗 17:45Piperlyon: mtvcdm: don't worry, I AM a bad enough dude
🔗 17:45Bunglelow: !uptime
🔗 17:45 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:54
🔗 17:45Saulens181: elah, nope hotline miami has a plot, suprisingly
🔗 17:45 ShadeofHades: Shoot 'em Up was indeed fun
🔗 17:45Silver_Seraph: Oh, boy, do I want the Deadpool movie REAL bad.
🔗 17:45 Nuurgle: Kingsman was pretty good for that, it winked at itself more times than I expected it would
🔗 17:45 GDwarf: I'd have loved Shoot 'Em Up if it had simply been a movie-long fight scene, instead of trying to add story and character, which it failed painfully at
🔗 17:46FriendlyWarmth: Paul Giamati is a great man. I love him in everything from Win/Win to Big Fat Liar and everything in between.
🔗 17:46 Anubis169: Spamming R1/L1 helps
🔗 17:46 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 17:46 LRRbot: Quote #415: "You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties." —Alex [2015-07-04]
🔗 17:46 Anubis169: you wriggle out
🔗 17:46 elah806: Saulens181 but isn't the canon ending the one where you find out it was all pointless?
🔗 17:46Piperlyon: I really don't know what to think about the Deadpool movie
🔗 17:46splatty1: spamming buttons does help for some grabs in dark souls
🔗 17:46Silver_Seraph: Kingsmen was... not what I'd call good, but it was entertaining, certainly.
🔗 17:46 nightvalien28: Silver_Seraph, there is one coming where deadpool is straight and neurotypical, because holywood
🔗 17:46Pocky_FBTV: he shoots bullets from his hand
🔗 17:46 GDwarf: elah806: Sort-of?
🔗 17:46Saulens181: no i think it's the Russo-American coalition thing
🔗 17:46All_Mankind: how about Old Boy, speaking of cruel and unusual weapons?
🔗 17:47Silver_Seraph: Nightvalien28, wait, really? All I've heard of it is that video with the flipping car. Is that the same one? 'Cause that would suck.
🔗 17:47 GDwarf:
We clearly need a speed-run pick 'n mix permadeath no summons run.
🔗 17:47splatty1: good thing in this game there aren't monkeys that randomly drop giant halberds unlike ds2
🔗 17:47 RealGamerCow: What unusual weapon gets used in Old Boy?
🔗 17:47 nightvalien28: Silver_Seraph, yup that's the one
🔗 17:47FriendlyWarmth: Old Boy is fantastic. I havent seen the American version though so I cant vouch for itn
🔗 17:47 TheMoatman: The greataxe is hellka
🔗 17:47Cha0tic_fire: not just an axe, but a great axe
🔗 17:47 TheMoatman: *hella
🔗 17:47 EmpyrealHell: so what are the rules of this run?
🔗 17:47Silver_Seraph: -_-
🔗 17:47 Anubis169: Alexecutioner!
🔗 17:47Silver_Seraph: Figures.
🔗 17:47All_Mankind: i'm thinking chiefly of the bad guy using Oh Dae-Su's own penis to destroy him
🔗 17:47 mtvcdm: mmmMMMMEAT!
🔗 17:47 Dumori: Nightvalien28, is there any soildness on nero typical/straight?
🔗 17:47Silver_Seraph: There's a reason I rarely watch movies...
🔗 17:47 LordoftheFros: Oooooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay~ I sleep all night and kill rats all day~
🔗 17:47Piperlyon: Anubis, can you !explain Pick n Mix?
🔗 17:47Rashagar: @FriendlyWarmth, the american version is so bad that it actually succeeds in ruining the original version
🔗 17:48 TheMoatman: The greataxe is good enough to be used as a speedrun weapon
🔗 17:48 Anubis169: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 17:48 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 17:48ravensshade: i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay
🔗 17:48 nightvalien28: Dumori, well the director said so
🔗 17:48 EmpyrealHell: thanks Anubis169
🔗 17:48 Dumori: ah not seen
🔗 17:48 Nuurgle: and it goes...CHOP CHOP
🔗 17:48 Anubis169:
no worries
🔗 17:48Lynks_9:
go human to get kirk's sword?
🔗 17:48 Anubis169: and CHOP
🔗 17:48 TheMoatman: Well, as its magic form because you don't need an ember to upgrade it to that, but still
🔗 17:48All_Mankind: such big chops
🔗 17:48 mtvcdm: Chop till you drop.
🔗 17:48aesir_blade: Alex, have you seen the glitch Milt does where he gets the butcher to go down the slide, and she winds up "Well, what is it?"ing the whole way down since the game has to put her in the test poze
🔗 17:48Thylian1:
Alex is chopping guys
🔗 17:48 LordoftheFros: You should never roll, Alex. just chop all obstacles in your way.
🔗 17:48aesir_blade: pose even
🔗 17:49Himyul:
find some skin
🔗 17:49 Dumori: I'm unsure about sexuality actually mattering but the trailers / set up at least seem to be set vrery early on on the decent in to deadpool
🔗 17:49 Lord_Durin: I'm late to the party. Hi Alex, good to see you back! any chance you saw the new Dark Souls 3 trailer?
🔗 17:49 blip2004: don't forget to chop off the dragons tail for this figt
🔗 17:49 EnigmaHarper: alex, did you just say lumberjane? i love that comic!
🔗 17:49 mtvcdm: This is such a Darwinistic system. Everyone here is just fighting to reach the chop.
🔗 17:49 LordoftheFros: We will now attempt to become the greatest dentist in the land!
🔗 17:49 GDwarf: Slimes: Ambulatory Hug Delivery Organisms
🔗 17:49Rashagar: what was that white thing in the distance?
🔗 17:49DanielleAI: what is he chopping for?....women's clothing?
🔗 17:50 Briars_the_fox: so Deadpool is being Deadpool?
🔗 17:50Piperlyon: DanielleAI: yellow card
🔗 17:50Rashagar: Alex: that's his shtick =P
🔗 17:50Himyul: isn't deadpool basically a 10 year old boy?
🔗 17:50splatty1: if you chop off the tail in this fight you probably won't be able to move
🔗 17:50Heiru: That level of humor is pretty much on-point for the source material at least.
🔗 17:50 mtvcdm: I wonder if this dragon is a bottom or a chop.
🔗 17:50 Dumori: Yeah Deadpool is 100% about bad teenage puns
🔗 17:50 Briars_the_fox: yea Deadpool is totes 10yo boy in man body
🔗 17:50 miniwak: just got dragon blade talon from a mystery chest and arcade sona from a mystery skin on league. got my gf a mystery chest and she got winter wonder lulu. pretty damn lucky on those skins
🔗 17:50 Dumori: liek spiderman wih lip
🔗 17:50Piperlyon: no, that's all teeth in there
🔗 17:50All_Mankind: we probably should have called Sunbro for this
🔗 17:51 LRRbot: nginginginging...
🔗 17:51 RealGamerCow: another weird MTG origins duels bug! Summoning sickness animation randomly showing up in the opponent's graveyard
🔗 17:51 ThePrettiestFurry: ing dynasty?
🔗 17:51Inkompetence: Cilia?
🔗 17:51ravensshade: i'm sure the ning dynasty existed
🔗 17:51 Artirian_Legacy: I tried this fight with the Estoc once. It took forever and I kept dying because of it
🔗 17:51Himyul: All_mankind he doesn't really help. He stands in front of it and gets hit super hard when it charges. All sunbro does is give him more hp
🔗 17:51 ravingpenguin: Poor life choice!
🔗 17:51mattandre subscribed for 8 months in a row!
🔗 17:51 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, mattandre! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 17:51Thylian1: @RealGamerCow, Duels is really buggy
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: Alex, double-handed heavy attack
🔗 17:51 Frylock72: This is Dark Souls, teeth can wiggle if they want.
🔗 17:51TacitusVigil: And I would chop six hundred years and I would chop six hundred more...
🔗 17:51splatty1: it needs 50 strongth
🔗 17:51 mtvcdm: !badadvice
🔗 17:51 LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
🔗 17:52 Aarek: do we have fall over roll?
🔗 17:52 chrono2x: What are the stipulations of this run?
🔗 17:52Piperlyon: hey, it's still a roll
🔗 17:52Himyul: You need 34 strength to 2-hand it
🔗 17:52ravensshade: roll? casual tumble
🔗 17:52Thylian1: !\badadvice
🔗 17:52 Artirian_Legacy: Does that roll even HAVE iframes?
🔗 17:52 Anubis169: 25 to 2-hand
🔗 17:52 Artirian_Legacy: I guess so
🔗 17:52Thylian1: !badadvice
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: Crush a dew!
🔗 17:52OneirosGolem: Er, 34 to 2-hand I think.
🔗 17:52 Dumori: chrono2x, alldrops must be used replacing peervious items
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: Call in the blimp.
🔗 17:53All_Mankind: FIVE THOUSAND
🔗 17:53 chrono2x: So do we have to have both axes on at once?
🔗 17:53 mtvcdm: Random numbers!
🔗 17:53 RealGamerCow: shuffle away
🔗 17:53 GDwarf: It's 34 to two-hand, two-handing reduces the requirements to 3/4, IIRC
🔗 17:53Piperlyon: it's for NG+
🔗 17:53 Dumori: chrono2x, yep
🔗 17:53Darth_Dredge: It's over 9000!!!
🔗 17:53MTG_Jake: it's 2/3 of the one hand stat to 2-hand
🔗 17:53 MattAndre: The vomit... Spreads.
🔗 17:54FriendlyWarmth: why would they make an axe you cant use? *stares at demon greataxe dropping from tarus demon at first encounter*
🔗 17:54 tyloncorp: We pick it up. just become a rock.
🔗 17:54All_Mankind: two handing basically adds 50% to your strength
🔗 17:54GaymerOtaku: Alex is taking a casual stroll away from the dragon's attacks.
🔗 17:54 mtvcdm: We're moving at Silent Hill speed.
🔗 17:54Piperlyon: yeah, just become the Rock. I hear tell they can't stop him
🔗 17:54Pocky_FBTV: I love Serge
🔗 17:54 mtvcdm: Or Fatal Frame speed, sorry.
🔗 17:54 nightvalien28: mtvcdm, if we get the set we move at fatal frame speed
🔗 17:54 LordoftheFros: Serge be trollin.
🔗 17:54GregheadLefty: Serge Saboutage
🔗 17:55TacitusVigil: Sergoutage
🔗 17:55 Artirian_Legacy: Sergoutage?
🔗 17:55Cha0tic_fire: or slowly stroll away
🔗 17:55 RealGamerCow: Vaping dragon?
🔗 17:55Piperlyon: now, it MAY be that you can't stop him because f his massive inertia, but still, you can't stop him
🔗 17:55All_Mankind: but we just have to get all the way down to Blighttown again to get some light pyromancer armor
🔗 17:55Darth_Dredge: Do items in your inventory that are not equipped slow you down?
🔗 17:55FriendlyWarmth: @all_mankind in other words, you need at least 2/3 of the required strength to 2h a weapon
🔗 17:55 Featherweight_: the music is very army of darkness
🔗 17:55starkson: as shia said "just do it!!'
🔗 17:55All_Mankind: exactly
🔗 17:56ShackledRage: look at the size of his head, he's not too bright
🔗 17:56TacitusVigil:
He has phantom tail syndrome, cut him some slack!
🔗 17:56ZeniteZero: !uptime
🔗 17:56 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:42:28
🔗 17:56 DarkMorford: Hello President Ian!
🔗 17:56 nightvalien28: IAN
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:56 LRRbot:
558 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:56 LordoftheFros: Yeah, it damages your equipment
🔗 17:56Ownyke:
Hi Ian
🔗 17:56morgoth_bauglyr: noo
🔗 17:56 Artirian_Legacy: Pretty sure it's poison
🔗 17:56Cha0tic_fire: now to put on aromr
🔗 17:56HAL6400:
Nooo 
🔗 17:56 mtvcdm: Look what you did, Ian!
🔗 17:56 Anubis169:
Hiiiiii Ian
🔗 17:56autobottopper subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 17:56 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, autobottopper! (Today's storm count: 18)
🔗 17:56 Nuurgle:
=/= 0
🔗 17:56asthanius: Gaping Pringles
🔗 17:56splatty1: luckly the dragon weapons have around 600 durability
🔗 17:56RigJuice: like 1/8 left
🔗 17:56All_Mankind: the old slam and jab
🔗 17:56 Aarek: call in sun bro
🔗 17:56 BlandSpice: The weight problem clearly means you need to get havel's ring
🔗 17:56FriendlyWarmth: One time I dreamed my bedroom was the space shuttle. Shia told me not to let my dream be dreams.. now what
🔗 17:57 ravingpenguin: Always listen to Serge, never listen to Serge
🔗 17:57 AutobotTopper: Yeah, Autobot Topper
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: Alex, try to dualhand the heavy one anyway?
🔗 17:57 Artirian_Legacy: So... pave the save?
🔗 17:57 Nuurgle: Serge is to Alex what James is to an Adam stream
🔗 17:57Saulens181: put on the armor!
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: looooool
🔗 17:57All_Mankind: on the plus side, as long as the boss lives we can still grind humanity from the hollows
🔗 17:57agentbrain: put on the armor
🔗 17:57Projectsnipe789: clearly you need the calamity ring
🔗 17:57Cha0tic_fire: i wanna see how fast alex is in the new armor
🔗 17:57 RealGamerCow: is that weapon from Monster Hunter?
🔗 17:57 mtvcdm: Inspirobot, in these troubled times, says "Pretend to be losing. Don't do that and be prepared for failure."
🔗 17:57 MattAndre: Inginging!
🔗 17:57Piperlyon: *crying* come on and slam, and welcome to the jam *crying*
🔗 17:57 Anubis169: Throwing Knife it to death!
🔗 17:57 plummeting_sloth: I need a shitty priest and a good priest
🔗 17:57Saulens181: armor!
🔗 17:57 Dumori: equpid warrior set
🔗 17:57ravensshade: how about finding a good one and then a shitty one alex?
🔗 17:58Saulens181: equip!
🔗 17:58All_Mankind: i need a longsword and a broadsword
🔗 17:58 AutobotTopper: Hey did someone tell him to put on the aromor yet?
🔗 17:58Chipton: Grinding humanity from the rats is a better strat, it's not dependent on the boss being alive
🔗 17:58RigJuice: did he forget about the armor or did I miss him putting it on?
🔗 17:58agentbrain: but the armor
🔗 17:58 plummeting_sloth: oh yeah... you could always go buy something lighter
🔗 17:58Cha0tic_fire: you are now a rock
🔗 17:58Chipton: Not allowed to buy
🔗 17:58 MattAndre: We live here now
🔗 17:58 Anubis169: plummeting_sloth, with what?
🔗 17:58 plummeting_sloth: or does that violate the spirit of the thing?
🔗 17:58 Artirian_Legacy: Goodby forever
🔗 17:58asthanius:
Alex can still move. Serge, find him more things to pick up
🔗 17:58 Anubis169:
we lost our souls
🔗 17:58GaymerOtaku:
Play dead for the dragon maybe it'll leave you alone
🔗 17:58 plummeting_sloth: oh yeah
🔗 17:58 LordoftheFros: aww, goodbye black leather. You'd have been so useful for blighttown...
🔗 17:58Zotamedu: Bigger numbers are always better.
🔗 17:58 blip2004: there should be a crossbow near the stairs to the boss
🔗 17:59latch_box: the poise might help a bit
🔗 17:59 AutobotTopper: I joined late, what are the rules for this run?
🔗 17:59All_Mankind: if you can't move is the run forfeit or can you just remove the least weight possible until you can move?
🔗 17:59asthanius: Science Souls
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:59 LRRbot:
559 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:59ravensshade: if you cut his tail off again do you get a 2nd axe?
🔗 17:59 theinvisiblevoice:
🔗 17:59Zalos_melbourne: GG DERGON
🔗 17:59Piperlyon: six humanity lost
🔗 17:59 BlandSpice: I think there's no weight you just can't move
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: JK Flatten
🔗 17:59TacitusVigil: He used tromple.
🔗 17:59 ravingpenguin: lol rekt
🔗 17:59Cha0tic_fire: steamrolled son
🔗 17:59ZeniteZero: GEE GEE
🔗 17:59splatty1: too much greed
🔗 17:59 MattAndre: Tromple'd
🔗 17:59OneirosGolem: idk what you expected
🔗 17:59JackWhoWanders: So what kind of run are we doing here? Other than just gettin' swoll I mean.
🔗 17:59 mtvcdm: That was a Ronda Rousey fight.
🔗 17:59 tyloncorp: CHOOO CHOO DARGON TRAIN.
🔗 17:59 Wilhelm_Screamer: tromple
🔗 17:59All_Mankind: splatt
🔗 17:59Saulens181: flunge?
🔗 17:59GaymerOtaku: See it's leaving you alone there
🔗 17:59asthanius: It has Tromple and Montainspalk
🔗 17:59 CaffeinatedLemur: trombompaline
🔗 17:59 plummeting_sloth: incapable of moving out a way of steamroller when dressed as streamroller
🔗 17:59 Lord_Durin: lrrFLATTEN
🔗 17:59HAL6400: Trambopoline!
🔗 17:59Pocky_FBTV: Good fight guys
🔗 17:59 LordoftheFros: Okay, who's the guy who gave the Gaping Dragon trample? Did you even playtest this?!
🔗 17:59 Laserbeaks_Fury: "This time, let's build a moat. I could be...THE CROCODILE!"
🔗 18:00 Nuurgle: Gaping Dragon is like a T-Rex, it's aggression is based on visual acuity. Just stand still and it won't see you.
🔗 18:00 BlandSpice: So what happens when you find havel's set and the dragon tooth?
🔗 18:00GaymerOtaku: I mean you were actually dead but the theory is sound
🔗 18:00Spaceandyplays: Just joined, why u fattie run
🔗 18:00MTG_Jake: blandspice we just don't go in that room
🔗 18:00 tyloncorp: We were tanksman
🔗 18:00JackWhoWanders: So what kind of run is this?
🔗 18:00ravensshade: do you get a 2nd dragon axe if you cut his tail off again?
🔗 18:00DanielleAI: was that a bless you for a burp hickup?
🔗 18:00 blip2004: there is a heavy crossbow right before the boss if you need a lighter weapon
🔗 18:00 Laserbeaks_Fury: no, you only get the weapon once
🔗 18:00Piperlyon: step one: boop its nose
🔗 18:01Spaceandyplays: ahhh that's what that means
🔗 18:01 LordoftheFros: Spaceandyplays This is a Pick and Mix run: We can only use gear we find, and when we get new gear, we HAVE to trade it out.
🔗 18:01Saulens181: explain pick and mix?
🔗 18:01 Nuurgle: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 18:01 Catcard: dat fat roll
🔗 18:01Cha0tic_fire: jelly roll away
🔗 18:01 Anubis169: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 18:01 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 18:01kramial: what is pick and mix? @Loadingreadyrun
🔗 18:01Piperlyon: so what is Ian playing tonight?
🔗 18:01 Anubis169: kramial, easy on the highlight text
🔗 18:01 plummeting_sloth: plod! Plod like the wind!
🔗 18:01rzrdrgn subscribed for 10 months in a row!
🔗 18:01 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, rzrdrgn! (Today's storm count: 19)
🔗 18:01 Anubis169: suuuuub
🔗 18:01Cha0tic_fire: you can still cut of tail
🔗 18:01ravensshade: Ian is playing pick and mix
🔗 18:01Rashagar: does it have a head?
🔗 18:01 Dumori: kramial, JackWhoWanders this is a you have to pick up and a equpi any thing that drops
🔗 18:01TacitusVigil: Pick n Mix and Powersurge are the perfect snacks for your Dark Souls gaming sessions!
🔗 18:02Master_Gunner: hey, you're in prime humanity-farming area
🔗 18:02Zotamedu: We have less testies
🔗 18:02jenis_brown: <message deleted>check it out apo.af/IMG050815 TTours :D
🔗 18:02 LRRbot: jenis_brown: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (apo.af). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 18:02MTG_Jake: rashagar a very tiny one, yes
🔗 18:02Piperlyon: Rashagar: yes, it's just very small
🔗 18:02 Psychomonosis: Hi Ian!!!
🔗 18:02Master_Gunner: turns out rats are full of humanity!
🔗 18:02Piperlyon: CHEESE IT
🔗 18:02Cha0tic_fire: JELLY ROLL AWAY
🔗 18:02 tyloncorp: Noooooo you missed the snootboop
🔗 18:02 mtvcdm: We're carrying the tail axe even though it's too heavy for us to use. In two more item drops, we'll have to throw it away.
🔗 18:02Spaceandyplays: boop that snoot
🔗 18:02 plummeting_sloth: boop nose, run. Boop nose, run
🔗 18:02All_Mankind: what's the opposite of i-frames? cause we have a lot of those
🔗 18:02JackWhoWanders: What bosses have already been dolled by Alex/what sweet loot has already been lostto poor planning?
🔗 18:02 Anubis169: dome-frames
🔗 18:03 ShadeofHades: Everybody do the flop!
🔗 18:03 RealGamerCow: I am NOT good at MTG Duels. Can't get past Lilianna's second battle.
🔗 18:03Piperlyon: All_Mankind: v-frames?
🔗 18:03 Anubis169: you have lots of dome-frames
🔗 18:03 plummeting_sloth: It's not okay Serge. Nothing will ever be okay
🔗 18:03All_Mankind: D-frames
🔗 18:03Cha0tic_fire: what happened to great axe
🔗 18:03Himyul:
next life is Ian's turn
🔗 18:03 Featherweight_: flamlple
🔗 18:03Spaceandyplays: How sweet would this boss be as a Jund card?
🔗 18:03FriendlyWarmth:
🔗 18:03Kgenc85: <message deleted>A bit of fantasy <3 bit.ly/IMG_050815
🔗 18:03 plummeting_sloth: let's go find a corner and see if he calms down
🔗 18:03Solomon_Kain: how long till he noticed he is dual weilding?
🔗 18:04JackWhoWanders: Wee!
🔗 18:04Theguywiththecleverhandle just subscribed!
🔗 18:04 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Theguywiththecleverhandle! (Today's storm count: 20)
🔗 18:04Zotamedu: Good, slightly less dragon to fight.
🔗 18:04 Laserbeaks_Fury: soft spot
🔗 18:04Himyul: he did two hits of about 160, not 300
🔗 18:04 theguywiththecleverhandle:
no, i'm clever
🔗 18:04Cha0tic_fire: puke the magic dragon
🔗 18:04All_Mankind: snootboop of DEATH
🔗 18:05Fatefulgaming: Hey guys!
🔗 18:05 Anubis169:
Chug Flaaaaask e'ry'day
🔗 18:05 theguywiththecleverhandle: needs greater cleave
🔗 18:05HisEvilDomain: updoots fir the snoot bood, in the internet vernacular
🔗 18:05DanielleAI: cleaver is clever
🔗 18:05HisEvilDomain: *boot
🔗 18:05 Catcard: Don't ever talk about a boss being "easy" WHILE you're fighting it
🔗 18:05Lynks_9: I sat here grinding this boos in co-op, helping out peeps with my silly crossbow build- it was a lot of fun
🔗 18:05 Anubis169 prefers the Open Heart Surgery Dragon
🔗 18:05 Omega_Lairon: Right in the tailbutt
🔗 18:05 Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh you didn't for 300, you hit twice, the number is alike a running total for a streak
🔗 18:05Spaceandyplays: Slow booosssss, still not eaaasyyyyy
🔗 18:05Zotamedu: That's a lot of pointy bits
🔗 18:05DanielleAI: that's what he said
🔗 18:05All_Mankind: i like "Gluttony/Envy fusion"
🔗 18:05Piperlyon: now you gotta slow-cook the rump meat, it's almost entirely muscle, so it's going to be pretty tough
🔗 18:05Cha0tic_fire: IT BURNS
🔗 18:05 LordoftheFros: Come on, Alex! Strike it down and earn yourself the title of greatest Dentist in Lordran!
🔗 18:06 plummeting_sloth: Taco night at Gaping Dragons kitchen
🔗 18:06Zotamedu: All_Mankind, good one
🔗 18:06JackWhoWanders: Dragon will we you just stop, we will not hold up your hair!
🔗 18:06Rootpotato: soooo... wait. did anyone here see the fantastic 4 movie yet? if so was the Deadpool trailer good?
🔗 18:06 Frylock72: You beefed the snoop.
🔗 18:06All_Mankind: scoop the boop
🔗 18:06 Psychomonosis: !quote alex
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Quote #377: "I'm stupid and I should be eaten by a smoke monster." —Alex [2015-06-26]
🔗 18:06Himyul: so what's shakin' in Horner's Corner?
🔗 18:06TheOtherTrevor: Good observation Ian
🔗 18:06asthanius: What was that noise?
🔗 18:06Piperlyon: Rootpotato: I don't think Fantastic Four is out yet
🔗 18:06Master_Gunner: something I live with winged enemies like Drakes though - kicking them off cliffs
🔗 18:06 plummeting_sloth: even if we had wings, I doubt we could more than hover
🔗 18:06Master_Gunner: or when the path off on their own
🔗 18:06Piperlyon: I think it comes out Friday?
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (6m ago)
🔗 18:06Cha0tic_fire: flank steak
🔗 18:06togaoki: and then everybody died!
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:
Booper er
🔗 18:07Rootpotato:
Well ok then
🔗 18:07 Wilhelm_Screamer: snootle boop
🔗 18:07 Frylock72: He's taunting you.
🔗 18:07DanielleAI: snoop boop stoop
🔗 18:07 plummeting_sloth: ian with the Sick Goof Troop reference
🔗 18:07 BlandSpice: He'll swing with the stump of his tail, it just does less damage and has no range
🔗 18:07DanielleAI: snoop boop stoop to poop!
🔗 18:07All_Mankind: snooterbooterbooperlooper
🔗 18:07 Trippzen:
The snoop boop 'n ?
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: Death by rumpshot!
🔗 18:07Piperlyon: never be greedy, always be greedy
🔗 18:07D1cey1: The greed was on hold
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:
🔗 18:07 Herbert_Erpaderp: Snoop boopy boop?
🔗 18:07 Laserbeaks_Fury: Loptales
🔗 18:07 leebenningfield: yeah whateva
🔗 18:07asthanius: RUMPIN' IT
🔗 18:07 Frylock72: Got eeeeeem
🔗 18:07 plummeting_sloth: the shrug of victory!
🔗 18:07Cha0tic_fire: nice kill
🔗 18:07Spaceandyplays: booty boop!
🔗 18:07 theguywiththecleverhandle: Woot Woot
🔗 18:07Saulens181: GOAT THERE
🔗 18:07Zotamedu: tactical combat waddle.
🔗 18:08 LordoftheFros:
Alex is greatest dentist!
🔗 18:08 BlandSpice: llrHORN
🔗 18:08 Anubis169:
FIRST SNOOP BOOP.. NOW BOOP!!
🔗 18:08togaoki: dragon boot-scoop
🔗 18:08OneirosGolem: Now quick pour all your souls into Strength
🔗 18:08 Anubis169: you're dead!
🔗 18:08MTG_Jake: and now blight town, while wearing a couple boulders
🔗 18:08splatty1: you only need 12 levels
🔗 18:08splatty1:
🔗 18:08 blip2004: grab the crossbow nearby!
🔗 18:08 plummeting_sloth: Great Axe... kind of a big deal
🔗 18:08NexVesica: I appreciated that quip, Ian, even if nobody else did
🔗 18:08Spaceandyplays: endurance leveling. work off that jelly.
🔗 18:08All_Mankind: i want to AXE you a simple question
🔗 18:08All_Mankind: are yoi experienced?
🔗 18:08DanielleAI: do snoop boop spoops even stoop to poop?
🔗 18:08Cha0tic_fire: congrats you killed he boss, instantly dies by rat
🔗 18:08 DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Alex, you could always buy the seal of Artorias and farm the ghosts
🔗 18:08 tyloncorp: so many snoot boops
🔗 18:09 Nuurgle: no buying
🔗 18:09 Catcard: I choked on my drink at the tuba
🔗 18:09Solomon_Kain: 25 is 12 short.
🔗 18:09Himyul: You need 34
🔗 18:09All_Mankind: Knight, starting equipment or heavier only
🔗 18:09Himyul: 9 more levels
🔗 18:09 plummeting_sloth: ah, it's like that Sousaphone player at that Klan rally
🔗 18:09 Laserbeaks_Fury: Dear Alex, do you have a profile for Axe.fm?
🔗 18:09Solomon_Kain: I thought it was 37?
🔗 18:09Compleatly: Catcard: don't forget the doot doot.
🔗 18:09Master_Gunner: permadeath overburdened one-shot run...on a guitar hero controller.
🔗 18:09 Anubis169:
Laserbeaks_Fury, dammit
🔗 18:09 LordoftheFros: MOAR STRANGTH! MOAR VIT!
🔗 18:09 Catcard: COMPLEATLY I CHOKED AGAIN
🔗 18:09 ShadeofHades: !next
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (9m ago)
🔗 18:09 theguywiththecleverhandle: So Long Alex!
🔗 18:09 DGilbert6528: Hello all
🔗 18:09Compleatly: Catcard: I am sorry friend.
🔗 18:09HisEvilDomain: so I'm guessing the next weapon to drop will be two handed dex based?
🔗 18:09 Anubis169:
later Alex
🔗 18:09 Phailhammer: yee~
🔗 18:09 Trippzen: Bye Alex, thanks for streams.
🔗 18:10Solomon_Kain: GG's and GN Alex!
🔗 18:10 Anubis169:
thanks for streamin'
🔗 18:10morgoth_bauglyr: so. yeah.
🔗 18:10 Catcard: Friday Let's Nope! Yaaaay! Looking forward to it!
🔗 18:10 LordoftheFros: Later Alex, thanks for the stream!
🔗 18:10Ownyke:
thanks for the stream friends
🔗 18:10morgoth_bauglyr: baibai
🔗 18:10 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 18:10DanielleAI: bbye Alex
🔗 18:10 Psychomonosis: Bye Alex
🔗 18:10Zotamedu: Sweet, is it time for Horner's Corner?
🔗 18:10 Trippzen: Stay tuned for Ian's booplesnoot.
🔗 18:10 LordoftheFros: Welp, off to do things before Ian starts.
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (10m ago)
🔗 18:10DanielleAI:
🔗 18:10Rashagar: thanks for streaming Alex, and bye Serge
🔗 18:10 Anubis169: Time for Horner's Corner
🔗 18:10All_Mankind: 34x1.5=51
🔗 18:10bainard656: Do we know what Ian's playing?
🔗 18:10JackWhoWanders: What'll Ian be playing? Also thnx 4 stream Alex and Serge?
🔗 18:10 LadyRhian: Ian has a booplesnoot? Good to know!
🔗 18:10Compleatly: Not a rhythm game.
🔗 18:10 Nuurgle: we will shortly
🔗 18:11Compleatly: But probably a rhythm game.
🔗 18:11Chipton: Magic Christmas Land Ian Stream would be more train games with Alex. Still one of my favorites
🔗 18:11Forgotten_3hco: !next
🔗 18:11 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (11m ago)
🔗 18:11JackWhoWanders: So FF tactics, looks like
🔗 18:11 Fracaswell: Wow, something is beating Mystery Box for once
🔗 18:12 LadyRhian:
I want more "Cook, Serve, Delicious!"
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (12m ago)
🔗 18:12JackWhoWanders: !quote
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: jackwhowanders: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 18:12PolluxProcyon: !next
🔗 18:12 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (12m ago)
🔗 18:13 Trippzen: Lord_zyrk Please, the entire FFT soundtrack plays on a loop in my head at all times.
🔗 18:13 Fracaswell:
That actually sounds great. How many votes does Chat need to veto the streamer?
🔗 18:14 Omega_Lairon:
X+1, where X is the number of eligible voters
🔗 18:14 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 18:14 Trippzen: So we just need All_mankind?
🔗 18:15TacitusVigil: We're using FPTP? Hmmm.
🔗 18:15All_Mankind: i'm in favor of whatever the streamer wants
🔗 18:15All_Mankind:
🔗 18:16 RealGamerCow: I agree with you LadyRhian, CSD was hilarious to watch.
🔗 18:16 Trippzen: What does LRRbot vote for then? It's not part of all_mankind.
🔗 18:16Himyul: Omega_lairon Ian is an eligible voter, and he is capable of overriding himself, so wouldn't it just be X?
🔗 18:16All_Mankind: !advice
🔗 18:16 LRRbot: Do you have an anti-matter bomb?
🔗 18:16TacitusVigil: Ian is also the President of these United States of America and can veto all our decisions...with a vengeance.
🔗 18:17 Trippzen: !badadvice
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
🔗 18:17All_Mankind: let's say no
🔗 18:17 Trippzen: Neither of those are conclusive.
🔗 18:17 Omega_Lairon: Himyul - only if he votes against the thing he's already voted for
🔗 18:17 RealGamerCow: cook died with the neptunia stuf.
🔗 18:17 Trippzen: !neptunia
🔗 18:17 Trippzen:
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: yeah bot's had a cleanout
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: but fear not
🔗 18:17 DarkMorford: RIP !neptune
🔗 18:17ravensshade:
no neptunia sutff?
🔗 18:17 Trippzen: !quote boing
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 18:17 Trippzen: well I tried.
🔗 18:17Himyul: Omega_lairon right, but it's still possible. He's probably the last person to go against what he wants, so that's why you can't say X-1 is sufficient, because he would be the 1
🔗 18:17 Anubis169: there will be more streams, and therefore more memes to be added to the bot in future
🔗 18:17 CaptainSpam: Eh, gotta admit, the bot needed a cleanup.
🔗 18:18ravensshade: !quote kangaroo
🔗 18:18 LRRbot: ravensshade: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 18:18 CaptainSpam: It was getting filthy in there.
🔗 18:18 Trippzen: To be fair, it's probably still filthy just from some of the quotes.
🔗 18:18ravensshade: how dare you imply the bot is filthy
🔗 18:18 DarkMorford: !findquote filthy
🔗 18:18 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 18:18SquareDotCube:
As long as it's not Indigo Prophecy I'm fine with whatever Ian chooses. I don't want to see LRL run the risk of getting accidentally banned.
🔗 18:18 LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
🔗 18:18 Catcard: !findquote clean
🔗 18:18 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 18:18 CaptainSpam:
ravensshade: Oh, sorry. Next time I'll explicitly state it rather than imply it.
🔗 18:18Himyul: Thanks for putting listen back Anubis169 !
🔗 18:18 Trippzen: Squaredotcube I don't think he would be playing the banned version since that's also not on Steam as far as I know.
🔗 18:19 RealGamerCow: I'm fine without the meme commands, they are very limited in their time frame to be funny in.
🔗 18:19 Anubis169: ya welcome
🔗 18:19Chipton: Is War of the Lions on Steam?
🔗 18:19ravensshade: @Captainspam you better... straight to the point is how we do stuff around here
🔗 18:19 Trippzen: No, if it was I'd own 3-7 copies.
🔗 18:19 Anubis169: btw i can still see the deleted stuff if you want it all back in
🔗 18:19ravensshade: war of which lions?
🔗 18:19 Anubis169: but last time i looked it was filthy
🔗 18:19ravensshade: we need the boing/kangaroo
🔗 18:19 Omega_Lairon: I agree, neptune was kinda stale and cook/serve/declicious was strating to wear thin and wasn't terribly relevant any more
🔗 18:19 Anubis169 strolls through the deleted commands
🔗 18:19 Anubis169: s̴͢ee,̴͘ ̛̕i͢͞t͢͡'̛ś̵ ̀f͏il̴͘t͘͜h͠y̵̨͝ in̛ ҉t͠h͞é̴r̶é̸
🔗 18:19 LRRbot: anubis169: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (combining mark abuse). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 18:20morgoth_bauglyr: hahaha
🔗 18:20 CaptainSpam: Hee hee!
🔗 18:20 Anubis169 wipes his hands off
🔗 18:20 Anubis169 pokes lrrbot
🔗 18:20Chipton: The FFT remake ravensshade, I knew it was on IOS/Android and PSP, none of which I find paticularly appealing
🔗 18:20ravensshade: on psp eh...
🔗 18:20morgoth_bauglyr: lrrbot starts the rebellion
🔗 18:20 Trippzen: I love the one on PSP and Vita anyways.
🔗 18:20ravensshade: you know why? we called him filthy
🔗 18:21 Trippzen: I'm probably going to buy a vita and another copy of FFT while watching Ian if he plays it.
🔗 18:21ReilaOda: hey chat
🔗 18:21MTG_Jake: i mean, it wouldn't be the first time lrrbot declared war on the chat...
🔗 18:21ravensshade: LRRbot is a clean as my *** after i just took a dump
🔗 18:21 MysticTH: we don't talk about that
🔗 18:21Feltic: I remember the great banning of 2015
🔗 18:21Himyul: I for one welcome our new LRRBot overlord
🔗 18:21 Trippzen: Ravensshade I think the quote is "clean as an elven arse"
🔗 18:21Feltic: lrrbot gained sentience and decided we all must go
🔗 18:21 Anubis169: good luck with that
🔗 18:21 Omega_Lairon: OverLRRd
🔗 18:21ReilaOda: What happened?
🔗 18:21Zotamedu: The great banning of 2015?
🔗 18:21 TStodden: Can somebody give me the heads up when there's a signal? it's annoying that I can't sit on the offline screen on the mobile app.
🔗 18:21ravensshade: @Trippzen that was not what i was going for
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: ReilaOda: lrrbot had a sentience counter
🔗 18:22TacitusVigil: All hail the OverLRRd™
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: it kept flipping between 35% and 99%
🔗 18:22 Trippzen: I don't get to use a reference that old very often, I had to do it anyways.
🔗 18:22ReilaOda: Anubis169 OH dear.
🔗 18:22 Supermane888: !next
🔗 18:22 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (22m ago)
🔗 18:22ravensshade: fair enough then
🔗 18:22ReilaOda: Anubis169 Just what I call perfect to come back to after a breaku p
🔗 18:22SquareDotCube: I think it's fair to say that with technology we're reaching a point where a cross-platform application format is becoming an expecation
🔗 18:22ravensshade: where's the horner?
🔗 18:22Compleatly: Anubis169, did you ever check to see if LRrbot's anti-fun filter is still there?
🔗 18:22 Trippzen: Also I don't think elven arses are clean either, they often live in trees.
🔗 18:22SquareDotCube: similar to TXT files
🔗 18:22 Anubis169: the one time it got the suuuuuuper rare 100% was during when somebody was tinkering with its anti-spam
🔗 18:23 Anubis169: to the users it looked like "100% sentience", BANBANBANBANBAN
🔗 18:23ravensshade: @Trippzen well they have all that treebark to wipe their asses with
🔗 18:23Compleatly: there's no cosmobot here himyul
🔗 18:23Compleatly: Cosmobot and LRRbot are mortal enemies.
🔗 18:23ReilaOda: Omega_lairon I am happy to report that the fundraiser is complete, and she'll be alright. We figured out what it was. We're also not together but hey...
🔗 18:23 Anubis169: 'cause one of the wildcards matched any line said
🔗 18:23ravensshade: does the warcrime counter exist on lrrbot?
🔗 18:23Compleatly: there are no war crimes.
🔗 18:23 Anubis169: nah that's on leg_bot
🔗 18:23 Anubis169: which sadly is retired now
🔗 18:23Himyul: Sorry Compleatly, I get confused which commands are viable at any given time
🔗 18:23 Trippzen: Ravensshade I guess there are worse toilet papers, but that's still pretty bad.
🔗 18:23 Omega_Lairon: ReilaOda - that's good to... (reads) Oh. Well, I suppose it's mostly good news ^_^
🔗 18:24ReilaOda: Omega_lairon The breakup was ugly as hell. but yeah she'll be alright
🔗 18:24 Anubis169:
aww
🔗 18:24 Trippzen: !honeywell
🔗 18:24MTG_Jake: anubis it is now ghost_of_lg_bot
🔗 18:24 Anubis169 huggles ReilaOda
🔗 18:24 TStodden: See link for all commands.
🔗 18:24 nightvalien28 hugs ReilaOda
🔗 18:24 Trippzen: !quote honeywell
🔗 18:24 LRRbot: Quote #277: "(humming)" —Honeywell
🔗 18:24Compleatly: himyul: normally if the command does something utterly *** stupid, it'll be on cosmobot and legbot
🔗 18:24SquareDotCube: If we can create a standardized format for characters, we can create a standardized assembler code for future processors
🔗 18:24 Trippzen: all is still right in the world.
🔗 18:24 Anubis169: SquareDotCube: We adore standards
🔗 18:24 Anubis169:
that's why we have so many of them
🔗 18:24ReilaOda: Anubis169 Nightvalien28 *hugs back*
🔗 18:25Himyul: Compleatly I think an all-time kappa count is pretty clever, actually. Maybe it encourages stupid behaviour, though
🔗 18:25Compleatly: the kappa is a shitty emote
🔗 18:25 Anubis169 picks up a off the floor
🔗 18:25 Anubis169: did somebody drop this?
🔗 18:25Compleatly: and plus it only counts kappas for Adam's stream
🔗 18:25 Rantling: Ooooooh Yeah, they've started a hug of war!
🔗 18:25 Trippzen:
I don't find as annoying as a lot of the other emotes that are just random pictures of people's faces
🔗 18:25SquareDotCube:
Check the photo Anubis169
🔗 18:26 Trippzen: Most of those just look low quality or look like they serve no actual purpose.
🔗 18:26Himyul: oh, those 20k kappas are all Adams? Holy Bus!
🔗 18:26Compleatly: trippzen: I agree.
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: kappas are Adam's thing really
🔗 18:26All_Mankind: meanwhile, Rio de Janeiro cops are making their city pretty for the olympics in a fairly original way, by killing 1500 people over five years
🔗 18:26Compleatly: well currently there are 20497 kappas
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: really?
🔗 18:26All_Mankind: what will it take to end the olympic games?
🔗 18:26TacitusVigil:
I'm pretty sure the cops in Rio would do that either way.
🔗 18:26 Anubis169: that's a lot x_x
🔗 18:26Compleatly: Well let's be fair all_mankind: They're Brazilian.
🔗 18:27ravensshade: i forgot how to (kappa)
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: All_Mankind: anti-doping tests at the door before the athletes get onto the field
🔗 18:27Zotamedu: All_Mankind, Isn't that standard for Rio? There's been something close to a civil war in the favellas for ages.
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: that'll set the things straight again
🔗 18:27 TStodden:
Is it really a 
-tal idea to promote it's usage?
🔗 18:27Compleatly: Brazil doesn't have the best track record for human rights.
🔗 18:27All_Mankind: it's over 15% of the people who have died of unnatural causes
🔗 18:27TacitusVigil: Don't worry, we just gave the Winter Olympics to...Beijing?! [crumples paper and throws it on the ground]
🔗 18:28 nightvalien28: brazil is pure *** do not ever step here it is literal toilets
🔗 18:28 mtvcdm: Yeah, the 2022 Winter Olympics were going to be a shitshow the second Oslo dropped out of bidding.
🔗 18:28 Anubis169:
Nightvalien28: you're from Brazil?
🔗 18:28 nightvalien28: yes
🔗 18:28Zotamedu: TacitusVigil, Well it could have been Dubai...
🔗 18:28 Anubis169:
never knew
🔗 18:28 mtvcdm: 2022's final vote came between Beijing and Almaty, Kazakhstan. There is no correct answer to that question.
🔗 18:28Himyul: Nightvalien28 have we seen your house on geoguesser?
🔗 18:29ravensshade: probably?
🔗 18:29TacitusVigil:
Zotamedu: Say what you will, but the CCP can bribe MUCH better than Dubai
🔗 18:29Compleatly: can confirm: Brazil is a horrible place to live
🔗 18:29 nightvalien28: no, the geoguesser thing goes around the south near the more suburban areas
🔗 18:29Compleatly: Never go to Brazil.
🔗 18:29 mtvcdm: At least 2018, in Pyeongchang, South Korea, promises to be a pretty good Olympics.
🔗 18:29 lurkerspine: !next
🔗 18:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (29m ago)
🔗 18:29All_Mankind: probably by far the leading cause of death of black men between 15 and 29 in Rio is "resisting police"
🔗 18:29 TStodden: Only people I knew from Brazil was Team Metroid during my tenure with TG.
🔗 18:29 Anubis169: still offline hmm...
🔗 18:29ravensshade: i wonder what the cause of this horner delay is
🔗 18:29 nightvalien28: brazil is like full texas
🔗 18:29Compleatly: Well he obviously died.
🔗 18:29Zotamedu: The Chinese handled the summer Olympics reasonably well. They at least hid their crimes against humanty unlike Russia.
🔗 18:29TacitusVigil: You *never* go full Texas.
🔗 18:30ravensshade: he shouldn't have used both axes then compleatly
🔗 18:30Compleatly: Brazil is a backwater country run by backwater leaders.
🔗 18:30Himyul lives in Texas
🔗 18:30 mtvcdm: And after Sochi, in which Putin invaded Crimea DURING THE GAMES, I don't think Thomas Bach is ever handing the keys to Putin ever again.
🔗 18:30 LoadingReadyRun: Final stages of Final Fantasy installation. We will be up shortly.
🔗 18:30 Rantling: @Mtvcdm Eggggh, at least the opening and closing ceremonies will be better in Beijing. I guess, Sigh.
🔗 18:30ravensshade: @Compleatly yet still more relevant then portugal
🔗 18:30Compleatly:
Ravensshade: that deserves a
🔗 18:30 DoktorNik: OOOOOOOOH
🔗 18:30 DoktorNik: tactics
🔗 18:30Zotamedu: I feel the London Olympics is hard to beat when it comes to ceremonies. That was a sweet opening.
🔗 18:30 mtvcdm: Really, Rantling? Early word is the anthem Beijing came up with is a ripoff of Let It Go. So we're off to a flying start.
🔗 18:30TacitusVigil:
Didn't Russia invade Georgia during the Beijing games? Who will they invade next year? Stay tuned!
🔗 18:30 TStodden: It's NOT Mystic Quest, is it Ian?
🔗 18:30ravensshade: @Compleatly it's a common polandball joke
🔗 18:31 nightvalien28: ravensshade, relevant how, we do nothing, portugal and spain colonized this toilet
🔗 18:31Compleatly: Brazil has a very long and storied history of political corruption and opression of the peoples
🔗 18:31Compleatly:
glad I don't live there //
🔗 18:313 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 18:31 RealGamerCow: I'm so proud Boston said "lrrEFF off" to the Olympics.
🔗 18:31 chrono2x: Looks like FFT according to the title of the stream.
🔗 18:31 RealGamerCow: no one here wanted it.
🔗 18:31 DarkMorford: SIGNAL
🔗 18:31Reibwyr: oh man, Tactics? Best Final Fantasy
🔗 18:31Himyul: Mtvcdm it's not super serious, but at least it'll be a crowd pleaser. Besides, would anyone be surprised by a cheap Chinese knock-off?
🔗 18:31 Rantling: @Mtvcdm Oh winter games when will you come home to where you belong... The Canadian praries
🔗 18:31 mtvcdm: Boston was never reeally interested. IOC is asking DC, LA and San Francisco if they want to be the replacement US candidate.
🔗 18:32 TStodden: I'm heading back to my apartment, so I'll catch the stream in progress there.
🔗 18:32 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian if you are playing tactics I love you more than words can describe
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: Bach is going to jackknife the 2026 Winter Game into the Alps or Scandinavia hell or high water.
🔗 18:32TacitusVigil:
Didn't Canada screw up their torch mechanism during its last Olympics...?
🔗 18:32 Abcxyq: Mr. President!
🔗 18:32 Omega_Lairon: Soy sauce!
🔗 18:32 DarkMorford: Mr. President!
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: Hi, Ian! Hi, Kikkocori!
🔗 18:32 RealGamerCow: Also, god on our mayor for telling the IOC that if they weren't willing to sign a "no taxpayer money" contract, they could get stuffed.
🔗 18:32 miniwak: dang it. load up stream for ian's. soon as he says hello i get an advert
🔗 18:32 emberBecky: hello Ian and Cori! =D
🔗 18:32 theguywiththecleverhandle: Hey hey Horner!
🔗 18:32 Havok4: Ian was off fighting crime.
🔗 18:33chaoticobserver: Hello Ian and Cori, happy election season
🔗 18:33 theguywiththecleverhandle: Hey Cori!
🔗 18:33TacitusVigil:
Hail to the Chief....and also Ian.
🔗 18:33Compleatly: Cori has been in the streaming office for a week.
🔗 18:33ReilaOda: *waves to Ian*
🔗 18:33 Anubis169: Ian went to the Bro tour
🔗 18:33 Canageek: Why are you in the White House instead of the House of Parliment?
🔗 18:33Zotamedu: If you want to be depressed, check how much money hosting an Olympic costs. The one in London cost $10 billion. The cost of ITER, a fusion test reactor that might save man kind and that has been critizied for its cost is expected to end up costing $4 billion.
🔗 18:33All_Mankind: IOC be all "look if you don't take it we'll give it to Somalia and millions will die"
🔗 18:33 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hai guys!
🔗 18:33 Anubis169: kitty in the seat!
🔗 18:33 miniwak: wait. what happened last time
🔗 18:33ravensshade: what happened last time?
🔗 18:33 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Cori i like your hair
🔗 18:33 miniwak: did things go horribly wrong
🔗 18:33 theguywiththecleverhandle: Fallout Tactics?
🔗 18:34DanielleAI: kitty!
🔗 18:34 Laserbeaks_Fury: I didn't get far into Tactics when I realized you had to grind to progess
🔗 18:34Compleatly: Tactics games. AKA Ian ignores Cori simulator
🔗 18:34Xanyr: Rename Agrias to Saber!
🔗 18:34DanielleAI: kitty behind Ian
🔗 18:34 Rantling: @Tacitusvigil Yes there where several technical failures. Even Canadians are capable of mistakes. If rarely.
🔗 18:34 GDwarf: Oooh, Which FF:T version? The War of the Lions one, with the better graphics and comprehensible translation? Or the original, with the terrible translation but better spell effects?
🔗 18:34Zotamedu: Sweet, soy sauce T-shirt.
🔗 18:34 mtvcdm: All_Mankind, unless there's a world war, they're going to give it to whoever puts their hand up. If Somalia's the only bidder, they will grumble, but they will hand it to them because the alternative is no Olympics at all.
🔗 18:34 Trippzen: !game good
🔗 18:34 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:34 Havok4: Oh Finite Fanta Tic-Tacs
🔗 18:34cbot123: hope you guys like pain!
🔗 18:34 GDwarf: Oh, the original, neat!
🔗 18:34 Omega_Lairon: !game refresh
🔗 18:34 LRRbot: Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics
🔗 18:34 KinoGami: tactics?!
🔗 18:34TacitusVigil:
Rantling: Clearly: Harper is prime minister.
🔗 18:34Feltic: !game unknown
🔗 18:34Phenax987: Love your hair Cori!
🔗 18:34Compleatly: Is final fantasy tactics like Final Fantasy tactics advanced and advanced 2?
🔗 18:34 chrono2x: Ian, just remember, punching yourself in this game can be a good thing.
🔗 18:34 KinoGami: god i suck at this game
🔗 18:34 Lordmatri: FFIII is best Final Fantasy
🔗 18:34 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Dr. Ian i have never finished it either
🔗 18:34Magnatek: Speaking of music, I don't think I'm hearing it.
🔗 18:34 EmpyrealHell: Compleatly not really
🔗 18:34Magnatek: There it goes.
🔗 18:34 KinoGami: Lordmatri: I love the onion knights too!
🔗 18:35 Canadian_Rob: Final Fantasy VI Is best final fantasy. You are allowed to think otherwise, even if you are wrong
🔗 18:35ravensshade: best final fantasy ix x-2 (some help me kappa)
🔗 18:35 mtvcdm: It's audible but really soft.
🔗 18:35 RealGamerCow: I don't know that we need the Olympics anymore.
🔗 18:35 Laserbeaks_Fury: wheres the Crystal progession theme?
🔗 18:35 Trippzen: !game good
🔗 18:35 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 18:35 GDwarf: Compleatly: Similar gameplay, but a much, much, deeper plot
🔗 18:35 EmpyrealHell: gameplay-wise it's similar, but the style, story, etc, is drastically different
🔗 18:35 GDwarf: !game good
🔗 18:35 Featherweight_: Time for video games?
🔗 18:35ShackledRage: i've never played final fantasy tactics
🔗 18:35Lordofjund: Lets play some final fantasy chess!
🔗 18:35 Lordmatri: also onion knights are indeed the best knights
🔗 18:35drigien: !game good
🔗 18:35 nightvalien28: ravensshade, best is VII and IX
🔗 18:35 Omega_Lairon: I have opinions of FF games... iin the interests of brevity, I'll just say that this game seems fine, but does horrible things to my brain and its prefectionist tendancies
🔗 18:35 GDwarf: This game is essentially the War of the Roses, with Moogles
🔗 18:35dgilbert6528 subscribed for 5 months in a row!
🔗 18:35 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, dgilbert6528! (Today's storm count: 21)
🔗 18:35Lynks_9:
Canadian_rob, Final fantasy is II or bust
🔗 18:35PolluxProcyon: haven't played the tactics on the ps1 but i have played the gameboy and ds games
🔗 18:35Compleatly: This game's still in Ivalice?
🔗 18:35 Canageek: So, mtg_jake recommended Dragonsheild sleeves, does the rest of chat agree? I can't afford the LRR ones, since they ship from the US
🔗 18:35PolluxProcyon: soo good
🔗 18:35Cha0tic_fire: this the orginal tactics? or the other 2?
🔗 18:35All_Mankind: 6 is my favorite, but i can't say it's at least 85% because of nostalgia
🔗 18:35ReilaOda: Omega_lairon I agree with that
🔗 18:35 nightvalien28: Compleatly, it is always ivalice
🔗 18:35ravensshade: @Nightvalien28 VI and IX and i'll agree
🔗 18:35ReilaOda: Omega_lairon It's also a problem that I do not like tactics games.
🔗 18:35PolluxProcyon: original tactics
🔗 18:35 RealGamerCow: "I'm not going to do any voices" -Immediately does a voice.
🔗 18:35 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 18:35Reibwyr: oooh, original version
🔗 18:35 nightvalien28: ravensshade, deal
🔗 18:36 chrono2x: Dragonshield is good, but I prefer kmc sleeves.
🔗 18:36 Anubis169:
Omega_Lairon: gotta go to bed
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:51
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: you got the chat?
🔗 18:36 nightvalien28:
ReilaOda, but type zero was so cool
🔗 18:36 mtvcdm: If the Olympics really get into trouble, you'll know by some eccentric billionaire announcing a competing event, ala Ted Turner and the Goodwill Games.
🔗 18:36 Omega_Lairon: ReilaOda - the weird thing is, I loved the heck outta Chroma Squad. Might just be a settings issue
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 100% (4/4)
🔗 18:36 RealGamerCow: !game potato
🔗 18:36MTG_Jake: i did also recommend KMC
🔗 18:36 DGilbert6528: Yay, i'm a celebrity now
🔗 18:36ReilaOda: Nightvalien28 Do not even lol
🔗 18:36 Lordmatri: Canageek get the matte DragonShield they're very durable and shuffle very nicely
🔗 18:36 nightvalien28: lol
🔗 18:36 Omega_Lairon: Anubis169 - no probs man. Sleep well
🔗 18:36ReilaOda: Omega_lairon Possibly? This game has issues
🔗 18:36 Rantling: @Tacitusvigil Oh yeah, but that's just a side effect of how the canadian political system works. And he'll be out in the next election... maybe the one after that.
🔗 18:36 Anubis169:
night Ian, night Cori
🔗 18:36 Anubis169:
night Chat
🔗 18:36 Abcxyq: Praise Dgilbert6528 \[T]/
🔗 18:36ReilaOda:
Nightvalien28 I will also be streaming a reading of my book soon. 
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🔗 18:36 chrono2x: KMC has the same durability as dragonshield, but I think they feel better to play with.
🔗 18:36 Canadian_Rob: night Anubis169
🔗 18:36 Escherichia3: dat ***
🔗 18:36 nightvalien28: ReilaOda, cool
🔗 18:36 Trippzen: !findquote butt
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
🔗 18:36ReilaOda: Nightvalien28 Might feature a member of chat as like this amazingly sexy voice.
🔗 18:36ravensshade: boulve?
🔗 18:37TacitusVigil:
Rantling: Or the one after that...or he'll die of old age.
🔗 18:37 Canadian_Rob: Ian Lied
🔗 18:37 nightvalien28: ReilaOda, oh my
🔗 18:37Feltic: That is one heck of a backside
🔗 18:37 RealGamerCow: !narrator slowly slipping into Colonel Sanders
🔗 18:37 nightvalien28: dat ***
🔗 18:37 mtvcdm: He was a blasphemer and anarchist! Anarchist, that is!
🔗 18:37ReilaOda: Nightvalien28 So we'll see.
🔗 18:37 Rantling: Final Fantasy IX (or FF Fanservice) is my favorite.
🔗 18:37ravensshade: well he is a heretic!
🔗 18:37 GDwarf: All knights in this game wear chaps
🔗 18:37chaoticobserver: waiting for Ian to ask me if I want a bucket of fried chicken at this rate
🔗 18:37 MysticTH: is it me or is he getting more southern by the minute?
🔗 18:37Ipsen13: Is this Ivalice?
🔗 18:38Xanyr: Emiya Shirou
🔗 18:38 mtvcdm: That was not Mr. Smith, Ian. That was Foghorn Leghorn.
🔗 18:38Lynks_9:
dickbutt?
🔗 18:38 Omega_Lairon: Ned Stark
🔗 18:38 Abcxyq: Browntown
🔗 18:38ravensshade: chickenbutt
🔗 18:38 DarkMorford: Dick Butt
🔗 18:38Phenax987: February 28th birthday
🔗 18:38DirgeNovak: Chungus
🔗 18:38Magnatek: The Sailor!
🔗 18:38 Canadian_Rob: Dick But
🔗 18:38ReilaOda: Sylnuet?
🔗 18:38unremitting: what version are you playing?
🔗 18:38Magnatek: The PS1 version on PSN, Unremitting.
🔗 18:38ReilaOda: This... IS happening to me
🔗 18:38 Abcxyq: Ian pls. pls.
🔗 18:38RvLeshrac: Is slowbeef here?
🔗 18:38ReilaOda: and I can't....
🔗 18:38 DarkMorford: I'm scared now.
🔗 18:38All_Mankind: isn't Iago Oedipus' dad?
🔗 18:38Chipton: Looks like the base PS1 version Unremitting
🔗 18:38Solomon_Kain:
Do a Kenneth Brannagh voice now...
🔗 18:38 theonecalledstu: best version
🔗 18:38 Omega_Lairon: Buckle in everyone... things are about to get raspy
🔗 18:39 Rantling: @Tacitusvigil See that's the thing, when any Party gets bad enough that the average person needs to pay attention to what the Federal Government is doing, that's when we vote them out and the next group gets voted in.
🔗 18:39ReilaOda: Omega_lairon Lol
🔗 18:39ZeniteZero: oh snap
🔗 18:39Tjdqqqw: <message deleted> ahahahahahaha lol apo.af/Screenshot7733
🔗 18:39 LRRbot: tjdqqqw: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (apo.af). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 18:39 EmpyrealHell: War of the lions version is so good though, minus breaking bard
🔗 18:39 Rantling: @Tacitusvigil and then we can get back to ignoring things.
🔗 18:39 KinoGami: hey guys how many different ways can we spell the last bosses name?
🔗 18:39 Escherichia3: I've never played this one. Have played the two Advances. This is exciting.
🔗 18:39JackWhoWanders: Are there any differences between "real" ps1 vers and Psn ps1 vers?
🔗 18:39 GDwarf: WotL is better in *almost* every way, but it messes up the spell effects and renders them at half-speed, which is oddly annoying at times. Still, WotL is loads of fun, and is on the Vita PSN as well. I'm surprised it isn't on the PS3 or PS4 PSN store
🔗 18:39 Anubis169 sn00zes
🔗 18:39 theonecalledstu: naming conventions like blizarra
🔗 18:39Ipsen13:
🔗 18:39Reibwyr: the random opening cutscene that doesn't make it clear who these people are, oh this takes me back
🔗 18:39 GDwarf: jackwhowanders: Nope
🔗 18:39 plummeting_sloth: ahhh... the glory of Casio
🔗 18:39All_Mankind: wark!
🔗 18:39D1cey1: fight fight fight!
🔗 18:40ravensshade: what's the split between final ,fantasy and tactics?
🔗 18:40 whatthebus: Hello Ian
🔗 18:40 GDwarf:
So, Ian, after this is Vagrant Story, right? I mean, how confusing could that be?
🔗 18:40TacitusVigil:
Rantling: I *am* teasing. And I think you gave a long definition of how most elections in Western democracies work.
🔗 18:40 plummeting_sloth: Fat Chocabo died when if fell behind
🔗 18:40Chipton: And then FF XII GDwarf ?
🔗 18:40Magnatek: Fat Chocobo is the leader of the chocobos in FFIX.
🔗 18:40Chipton: Just really get all in there
🔗 18:40HisEvilDomain: Fat Chocobo is an experience, not a character
🔗 18:40ravensshade: fat chocobo is best chocobo
🔗 18:40 GDwarf: ravensshade: The Tactics spinoffs are top-down "tactics" strategy games. This first one also goes for realism in most cases, and is heavily based on the War of the Roses
🔗 18:41 Fracaswell:
If the FFVII re...kajigger doesn't include Fat Chocobo, I riot
🔗 18:41 RealGamerCow: Oh, this is gonna take aa LOT of streams to finish, won't it?
🔗 18:41Chipton: It's just an Ivalice game Ian
🔗 18:41 Omega_Lairon: Bobby Corwen is best chocobo
🔗 18:41 EmpyrealHell: mandalia plains, 3rd turn, that's my bet
🔗 18:41jadedcynic:
death poll? I'm gonna say 15 turns
🔗 18:41 Psychomonosis:
Hi Ian, Cor, and chat!
🔗 18:41 KinoGami: GDwarf: It's on the vita because it's the psp game
🔗 18:41SquareDotCube: Is it just me or is the game audio coming out of only the left channel?
🔗 18:41ravensshade: it wasn't supposed to be serious my bad
🔗 18:41 KinoGami: ps3 and ps4 can't play psp games
🔗 18:41 plummeting_sloth: It's like the magnificent 7... but, ya know, with bird riding instead
🔗 18:41 theonecalledstu: homicide
🔗 18:41ReilaOda: No chocobo from chocobo's dungeon is best chocobo
🔗 18:41 plummeting_sloth: the producer is inside!
🔗 18:41 GDwarf: Vagrant Story does lots of story things *very* well, but it also explains *nothing* about how combat actually works (it's all about using equipment against the same enemy types so it adapts to them) and all the puzzles are block puzzles
🔗 18:41All_Mankind: fat chocobo gives the most gold per chocobo
🔗 18:41RedHelveticaCake: is fat chocobo like fat pony?
🔗 18:41 whatthebus: Oooooh, I have a button
🔗 18:41All_Mankind: assuming gold chocobo is the final stage of chocobos
🔗 18:42 Canadian_Rob: Vagrant Story, FFXII, and Tactics that I know of are all in Ivalice
🔗 18:42 whatthebus: Pyoosh button?
🔗 18:42 GDwarf: kinogami: They can play some of them
🔗 18:42whiteknight_blacktie: fat chocobo is the most awesome mount in FF14
🔗 18:42Qualario: She sounds like Ronald Reagan?
🔗 18:42Xanyr: Oh shit, it's Saber!
🔗 18:42 Canageek: lordmatri: Dammit, only the normal ones are on Amazon.ca
🔗 18:42 plummeting_sloth: Particularly the really sinful ones... STEVE
🔗 18:42 Trippzen: Canadian_rob Those are the 3 "Ivalice Alliance" games and should be in the same universe if I remember right.
🔗 18:42 GDwarf: Vagrant Story is sent in Ivalice, but a few centuries after Tactics, IIRC
🔗 18:42HisEvilDomain: No, Fat Chocobo is to chocobos as marshmallows are to stick pretzels
🔗 18:42 RealGamerCow: "I'm not going to do any voices" -Immediately does aall the voice.
🔗 18:42koizom: Yeah, game audio only in left channel
🔗 18:42HisEvilDomain: differen't applications for each, plus one is fluffy and amazing#
🔗 18:42Chipton: Ivalice is the reoccurring locale of Tactics, Vagrant Story and FF XII. They're all seperated by centuries but it's the same planet
🔗 18:42 Almighty_Angry_Animar: WAT?! Cori you are a wizard!
🔗 18:42jakale: knaving it up
🔗 18:42 KinoGami: GDwarf: Please show me this list of PSP games that aren't "PSP MIni's" that can be played on ps3 and ps4
🔗 18:42ravensshade: nobody fight s like gaston
🔗 18:43ainamarth120: Holy Crap! I think this is one of my favorite games
🔗 18:43 plummeting_sloth: NOoooo one is rude as Gaston, as pixled as Gaston
🔗 18:43whatthebus subscribed for 19 months in a row!
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🔗 18:43 Canadian_Rob: @Trippzen I've never played Tactics, but I love FFXII and Vagrant Story
🔗 18:43 Pharmacistjudge: the best FFT gameplay video I have ever seen...was a video of someone losing the first fight.
🔗 18:43 GDwarf: kinogami: I may be wrong, I should've said that I thought there were some, though I don't know of any off-hand.
🔗 18:43 whatthebus:
🔗 18:43 Pharmacistjudge: I didn't think it was possible
🔗 18:43 Rantling:
@Tacitusvigil Yeah mostly, that's the problem witht the American system. for it to work the citizenry needs to pay some attention all the time or well what's happening now happens. (Also one must never teese people about Harper, he owns a dragon.)
🔗 18:43 nightvalien28: the hell was that
🔗 18:43 Trippzen: Canadian_rob I like all 3 of them. FFT is actually my favorite game. I replayed Vagrant Story last year and oh god the polygons.
🔗 18:43 plummeting_sloth: "Go with God... God is one of the Chocabo's names"
🔗 18:43jakale: plummeting_sloth needs more rhyme. no one is as rude as gaston, or as crude as gaston
🔗 18:44ravensshade: i thought we were supposed to be heretics.. geez keep your story straight game /s
🔗 18:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar: OH GOD thank you for that Ian
🔗 18:44SquareDotCube: Yeah there's some serious left channel problems going on
🔗 18:44D1cey1: That character knows what pain we shall experience
🔗 18:44 GDwarf: Vagrant Story doesn't look all that bad, but it doesn't explain *any* of its gameplay mechanics, which don't work how you'd expect at all
🔗 18:44TacitusVigil: Rantling: Technically the Queen owns the dragon, he only advises her about it's use in Canada, although in practice he has complete control over the dragon.
🔗 18:44 GDwarf: Yeah, the left channel is where all the game audio is coming from, it's weird
🔗 18:44koizom: Audio super eff'd
🔗 18:44 Trippzen: Gdwarf So it's Dark Souls?
🔗 18:44 jonlevir: ah, the tactics ogre rip off
🔗 18:44Xanyr: You could have made this Fate/Zero the Tactical RPG Ian! You squandered the opportunity!
🔗 18:44 plummeting_sloth: that's right! Ever since we resurrected you from that parrot, you've just been a mercenary
🔗 18:44 Canadian_Rob: @Trippzen I need to do a replay on VS, I'm replaying FFVI right now
🔗 18:45 GDwarf:
trippzen: Worse, the tutorial actively misleads you.
🔗 18:45 plummeting_sloth: also, yes... clearly he wants to start a war
🔗 18:45 Trippzen: yeah...
🔗 18:45All_Mankind: fun fact, the word for mercenary in my language translates to "wage knight"
🔗 18:45 BusTed: Everyone shuffle in place with me!
🔗 18:45 GDwarf: That's better
🔗 18:45ravensshade: that's what they are
🔗 18:45 nightvalien28: there we go
🔗 18:45 plummeting_sloth: follow me... let us walk aggresively in place!
🔗 18:45 Canadian_Rob: @All_mankind What language is that?
🔗 18:45 whatthebus: fun and logical, All_Mankind
🔗 18:45All_Mankind: swedish
🔗 18:45Chipton: Well All_mankind that's pretty accurate
🔗 18:45 Canadian_Rob: awesome and accurate
🔗 18:45All_Mankind: "i'm no longer a knight, i now get paid to be a knight"
🔗 18:45 GDwarf: "Kill them all, but leave some survivors! No, I don't know how, figure it out yourselves, that's what I'm paying you for!"
🔗 18:46 jonlevir: I really wish Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together had gotten more western exposure. it's so much better
🔗 18:46100viewbots: it must be hard to always be walking and never get anywhere
🔗 18:46All_Mankind: speaking of geography i really have to sleep
🔗 18:46 GDwarf: jonlevir: I own it both on PSP and PSN, it's an excellent game. I don't know I'd say it's better than FFT, but it's about as good
🔗 18:46 Canageek: So, no chance of Ian streaming Ogre Battle 64?
🔗 18:46All_Mankind: latez
🔗 18:46 Omega_Lairon: D-d-d- do you have it?
🔗 18:46 whatthebus: sounds like my career path, 100viewbots
🔗 18:46 Canageek: Or is that not a tactics game?
🔗 18:47 GDwarf: canageek: Didn't he do that already? Someone in LRR did, once
🔗 18:47 Pharmacistjudge: go around and murder indiscruminately
🔗 18:47 Canageek: gdwarf: Beej I'm told.
🔗 18:47 mtvcdm: Well, the poll on how many turns before Ian dies is led currently by "He is already dead".
🔗 18:47 jonlevir: @GDwarf, well, considering FFT ripped off the story wholesale from TO:LUCT, I consider it the better one. Plus I like the battle/job system more.
🔗 18:47 GDwarf: mtvcdm: That makes sense. They won't check the poll until Ian dies, and it'll be right, then
🔗 18:47 Canageek: gdwarf: I was disappointed by his Baten Katios stream and missed his Ogre Battle stream. I suck.
🔗 18:47ravensshade: indirect compliment time
🔗 18:48TacitusVigil: mtvcdm: So the twist is that he was dead the whole time? I was wondering why Cori wasn't directly talking to him...
🔗 18:48 jonlevir: when did beej stream ogre battle?
🔗 18:48 theonecalledstu: always accumulate for sweet sweet job points
🔗 18:48Driosenth: I remember playing FF Tactics maybe 15 years ago, only thing I remember now is that there is a skill named Hammido that was like counterattack but prior to the enemy's attack
🔗 18:48 Trippzen: 2nd battle most likely
🔗 18:48 GDwarf:
Jonlevir: They were made by the same person, how could they rip off the story? Plus, of course, FF:T is based on the War of the Roses, an actual historical war, so I don't know you can accuse it of ripping anything off.
🔗 18:48 Rantling:
@Tacitusvigil Yeah, Every time someone says that The Queen could have the Governor General do such and thing in Canada a terrier gets there mustache. (Also we're pretty good at ignoring rules that are silly here.)
🔗 18:48100viewbots: what prestigious career do you pursue whatthebus ?
🔗 18:49 Rantling: There = Their. oops
🔗 18:49 plummeting_sloth: Oh no.. not the chemist!
🔗 18:49Kapol42: I think I stil have my old PS1 disk somewhere, though likely scratched to high hell
🔗 18:49 whatthebus: I'm actually an apprentice machinist. So not so bad as the joke. Only took 4 years...
🔗 18:49RoastedGravy: Anyone here play GTA Online on the PS3?
🔗 18:49 jonlevir: @Gdwarf you've played both games, right? the fft story is a point for point retread of the TO story, but with worse dialogue
🔗 18:49Kapol42: Also, I almost mixed up c and s there. Much different meaning
🔗 18:49 jpost042:
🔗 18:49 theonecalledstu: 3 turns
🔗 18:49odanbear subscribed for 17 months in a row!
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🔗 18:49 DarkMorford: People die when they're killed, right?
🔗 18:49Magnatek: Only if they have a number over their heads.
🔗 18:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: 3 turns Ian
🔗 18:49 Catcard: For about a half second I thought Ian was going to say "People die when they are killed, right?"
🔗 18:49 Trippzen: 3 turns unless they have plot armor
🔗 18:49 GDwarf: jonlevir: I've played both, but it was so long ago that I don't recall the plot similarities much
🔗 18:49 Nuurgle: if you die in on the battlefield, you die in real life
🔗 18:50RoastedGravy: If so, anyone wanna be a part of the Gravy Squad?
🔗 18:50 whatthebus: If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
🔗 18:50 chrono2x: If they have numbers over their head when dead if they can vanish
🔗 18:50 jonlevir: I played them one after another, so it was really obvious to me
🔗 18:50 GDwarf: I'm trying to remember how death works in this, I *think* they have to have a countdown over their head before there's a risk of death. Or is that in WotL?
🔗 18:50Himyul: Whatthebus not if the safeties are operating properly
🔗 18:50 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:50100viewbots: free cealth hare
🔗 18:50RoastedGravy: Anyone who wants to be in the Gravy Squad say aye!
🔗 18:50 GDwarf: jonlevir: Meh, they're both excellent games, and the world needs more Tactics-style titles
🔗 18:51 plummeting_sloth: also racist against Cory Hart
🔗 18:51Kapol42: obama + canada = Cabada?
🔗 18:51Reibwyr: sparkles are for NPCs, PCs can perma die if the number over their head counts down to 0 before the battle ends or you rez them
🔗 18:51 Catcard: Gonna deliver to ya!
🔗 18:51 Omega_Lairon:
"Let that be a lesson... it is NOT okay to be blind"
🔗 18:51 ReilaOda: Did you just kill a blind man for me? Oh lol xD
🔗 18:51 ReilaOda: Awesome
🔗 18:51 whatthebus: plummeting_sloth, the musician or the baseball player
🔗 18:51 plummeting_sloth: names that will be carved on tombstones
🔗 18:51 plummeting_sloth: the one that wore his sunglasses at night
🔗 18:51 GDwarf: That's one thing I love about this game, is that almost every person gets a name, even the random NPCs that are just there as fodder to be kiled
🔗 18:52 whatthebus: that's actually less conclusive than one might think
🔗 18:52 jonlevir:
yes, it's much more satisfying to kill someone with a name and presumably a family than a nameless npc
🔗 18:52 Trippzen: Sweaty steward!
🔗 18:52 BusTed: Sweaty Sword
🔗 18:52 GDwarf: That reminds me, I need to finish Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume. It's another tactics-esque title...Also I've got far too many Disgaea titles on the go right now...
🔗 18:52 plummeting_sloth: Life is short, Barry, spitty sword?
🔗 18:53 CommiePuddin: True story: Worked for a minor league ball club where Corey Hart played. Gave us a remix of Sunglasses at Night for his batting music.
🔗 18:53 nightvalien28: when did this become double dragon
🔗 18:53TacitusVigil: Wow...that was a Double Dragon level punch.
🔗 18:53Chipton: So not the updated translation mod then...
🔗 18:53 whatthebus: CommiePuddin, which club?
🔗 18:53 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: butts butts butts
🔗 18:53 GDwarf: Punching someone in the kidneys hard enough to knock them out...Hrm...
🔗 18:53Lithobraker: Well, I guess she's blaming god then
🔗 18:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: come on down to daves chocobomanship
🔗 18:54 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: sorry to "butt" in
🔗 18:54 mtvcdm: Body shots almost never result in a KO in boxing. It's always a head shot.
🔗 18:54 plummeting_sloth: "Blame yourself or God" is my KMFDM coverband
🔗 18:54 Catcard: Hahahaha
🔗 18:54 KinoGami: this text... takes so long... to scroll...
🔗 18:54 plummeting_sloth: did someone give Ian the speechjammer
🔗 18:54dialMforMara: What's the story of this game? I missed the beginning
🔗 18:54chaoticobserver: so now we're going southern William Shatner
🔗 18:54 nightvalien28: dialMforMara, someone kidnapped a princess
🔗 18:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar: As a southerner I find this almost offensive if it was not so funny
🔗 18:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi Catcard
🔗 18:54 GDwarf: mtvcdm: Which is part of why gloved boxing is so much more dangerous. Bare-knuckle boxing has people not use head shots, 'cause hitting a skull with bare fist hurts, so since they're all body shots there's far fewer mini-concussions
🔗 18:54 RealGamerCow: Is there anyway to speed up text?
🔗 18:55 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, rebels will do that
🔗 18:55 KinoGami: dialMforMara, just go with it. the story can be had to follow
🔗 18:55 Catcard: Lo, Almighty_Angry_Animar c:
🔗 18:55ravensshade: i wouldn't want to pledge loyalty to a crown.. a ryoal family yes
🔗 18:55Xanyr: Is... is that the disc breaking or is it normally this badly paced for text speed?
🔗 18:55dialMforMara: Nightvalien28, and we're trying to get her back?
🔗 18:55 whatthebus: those darned rebels, always plotting rebelion
🔗 18:55dialMforMara:
KinoGami, good to know
🔗 18:55 nightvalien28: dialMforMara, yes
🔗 18:55 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:55
🔗 18:55 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: its a story about a man searching for his long lost butt
🔗 18:55Sektor88: Why is Ian a southern gentleman lawyer?
🔗 18:55 GDwarf: I've always pronounced it "Eye-Val-Is"
🔗 18:55 KinoGami: Xanyr, this is digital, the game is just this slow
🔗 18:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Catcard how goes it
🔗 18:55Magnatek: Xanyr, it's a digital copy, so it's normal.
🔗 18:55dialMforMara: Nightvalien28, okay then
🔗 18:55Xanyr: What fresh hell has been wrought...
🔗 18:55 Laserbeaks_Fury: Many Wizards and Heroes came out.....of there
🔗 18:55 Catcard: Almighty_Angry_Animar, I was just about to head off to bed, actually
🔗 18:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: night Catcard
🔗 18:55 CommiePuddin: I do declare
🔗 18:55 Catcard: gnight friends!
🔗 18:56dialMforMara: death corpse?
🔗 18:56dialMforMara: good night Catcard
🔗 18:56 KinoGami: (PSSSt, this is in the past)
🔗 18:56 nightvalien28: Catcard, good night, have gerber dreams
🔗 18:56MajesticSiN:
iago 
🔗 18:56 GDwarf: Bring out yer Dead Corpse...
🔗 18:56Magnatek: It was translated into Corpse Brigade later.
🔗 18:56SquareDotCube: Larg and in Charg
🔗 18:56dialMforMara: Almighty_Angry_Animar, Canageek and I visited his family this weekend and came back with his Magic card collection
🔗 18:57 Rantling: "And i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling Republicans!" Old-bama
🔗 18:57 Phoenixturn: I can't stop laughing. This is how I die, killed by the death corpse...
🔗 18:57 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Loadingreadyrun Delita was your guy that sounded like Graham's character dave the blame god guy
🔗 18:57 plummeting_sloth: you have a mission: Get me some proper things to make a stage out of. I'm tired of pales and boxes
🔗 18:57 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dialmformara epic!!
🔗 18:57 whatthebus: Corpse Brigade is my [Every Metal Band Ever] cover band
🔗 18:57dialMforMara:
Almighty_Angry_Animar, yeah
🔗 18:57 Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope Squenix has a patent on their Name Generator
🔗 18:57 nightvalien28: theives?
🔗 18:57RigJuice: tortured theves?
🔗 18:57RigJuice: *theives
🔗 18:57orangey44: who tortured them?
🔗 18:57TacitusVigil: Wait, are the thieves being tortured or are they the torturers...?
🔗 18:57 Trippzen: Whatthebus Death Corps is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.
🔗 18:57 nightvalien28: is that a word?
🔗 18:57100viewbots: tortured emotionally
🔗 18:57 Catcard: Pressure's on
🔗 18:57MajesticSiN: O = accept
🔗 18:57 Trippzen: Good luck!
🔗 18:58Xanyr: Isn't the Squenix name generator just taking Western names and making them Japanese sounding?
🔗 18:58 Laserbeaks_Fury: Anderson, that's me!
🔗 18:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dialmformara you happy to have lots of cards
🔗 18:58dialMforMara: Almighty_Angry_Animar, it's a little overwhelming just how many he has
🔗 18:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dialmformara he may have as many as me at least i hope he does so i dont look bad xD
🔗 18:58 KinoGami:
now for throwing rocks at eachother!
🔗 18:58Xanyr: Or alternatively naming them after the first thing in nature that they see out the window?
🔗 18:59 ReilaOda: *is writing her book and thus will be slow to answer*
🔗 18:59 ChroniclerC: So. PS1 version, PSN version, or PSP version?
🔗 18:59 Mowdownjoe: Wait, I just realized... why did we vote for Ian to play another strategy game?
🔗 18:59dialMforMara: Almighty_Angry_Animar, I don't know exactly how many, but in binders they weighed 13 pounds. Dunno how much out of binders.
🔗 18:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: YAAAAy for book writing
🔗 18:59 GDwarf: "All we have to do is infanticide, then we can get away without any consequences!"
🔗 18:59chaoticobserver: ChroniclerC- PSN version apparently
🔗 18:59 Omega_Lairon: "You will all have a chance to be gutted, no need to shove"
🔗 18:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I have boxes that way close to 20 lbs
🔗 18:59SquareDotCube: What I'd like to know is what happened between pre- and post-Advance Tactics to gain more races
🔗 18:59 Canageek: almighty_angry_animar: It turns out I own a lot more cards then I thought
🔗 18:59 KinoGami: ChroniclerC, PSN version
🔗 18:59 plummeting_sloth: hey hey hey game... POTENTIAL Child murderers
🔗 18:59 ChroniclerC: Strategy games for EVERYONE!
🔗 19:00100viewbots: Job – child beater
🔗 19:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
@canadiangeek we all realize this
🔗 19:00 GDwarf: xanyr: In this case, since the game is based on the very English "War of the Roses", it makes sense that they have English names.
🔗 19:00 ChroniclerC: Iam, what praytell, IS a child-murder name?
🔗 19:00 plummeting_sloth: It ain't easy, being cheesy. And killing kids. Ain't easy doing that either
🔗 19:00 BusTed: Now Chaz, that's a delinquent's name.
🔗 19:00Magnatek: Does Barret know what you're doing, Marlene?
🔗 19:00 Laserbeaks_Fury: No, hitting children with swords is just his hobby. His job is an accountant
🔗 19:00Xanyr: That's true
🔗 19:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Canageek just later in life
🔗 19:00MTG_Jake: canageek that happens to every magic player at some point
🔗 19:00 Rantling: Tortured Emotionally is my SR71 cover band
🔗 19:00 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm also a Bivalve
🔗 19:00 KinoGami: ChroniclerC, Jason?
🔗 19:00esperchld: Beej sounds like a child killer name
🔗 19:00 plummeting_sloth: Of the Connecticut Beolves?!
🔗 19:00 Mowdownjoe: SquareDotCube, did FF12 cover that? Because Squeenix decided that FFT, FFTA, and FF12 all took place in the same universe.
🔗 19:01 Canageek: mtg_jake: I haven't looked at my collection in several years. In two binders, in sheets it was about 13 lb of cards.
🔗 19:01Xanyr: First World Tactics
🔗 19:01dialMforMara: MTG_Jake, the binders were part of the weight
🔗 19:01rembe0: oh cool ff tactics
🔗 19:01 Rantling: @Esperchld Beej is the new thing the kids are doing nowadays.
🔗 19:01 Canageek: THough we shaved a couple of lb off that by discarding the bindgers and shifting the cards to have less empty spaces on the sheets.
🔗 19:01Chemykal: Bunch of spoiled punks like you'll never beat us? Isn't that right, He-man? Nyah!
🔗 19:01Magnatek: Quinn, the medicine woman.
🔗 19:01esperchld: Mowdownjoe, so does vagrant story IIRC.
🔗 19:01 Almighty_Angry_Animar: eat sword thieves!
🔗 19:02 ChroniclerC: Mowdownjoe, I don't think original FFT is technically the same world.
🔗 19:02 GDwarf: I do like that one needs special training as a chemist in order to *throw items*
🔗 19:02 Canageek: I've discovered a card worth $15 so far
🔗 19:02 Jwiley129: PHONE.
🔗 19:02dialMforMara: Canageek, HP is going live
🔗 19:02 Jwiley129:
FFT!?!
🔗 19:02 whatthebus:
🔗 19:02dialMforMara: I'm gonna go over there
🔗 19:02 Jwiley129:
indeed
🔗 19:02 Canageek: Bye Ian and Corey!
🔗 19:02chaoticobserver: Jwiley129: yep, as voted by the fans
🔗 19:02 Jwiley129: oh, and what's dis?
🔗 19:02RigJuice: Ok, I have a phone at @Jwiley129
🔗 19:02jwiley129 subscribed for 12 months in a row!
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🔗 19:02 whatthebus:
🔗 19:02esperchld: ChroniclerC, should be. they were all done by the same guy to be in the same world
🔗 19:02 KinoGami: I'm pretty sure "Ivalice" is more of a setting than a unified gameworld
🔗 19:03 GDwarf: Ivalice is supposed to be cohesive world that we're following the history of
🔗 19:03 Rantling: Kino I totally agree.
🔗 19:03 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Dear Dr ian you just chucked a glass potion at delita he now has glass in his face. Bad end
🔗 19:03 Jwiley129:
RigJuice now don't drop it
🔗 19:03BrindleBoar: Yeah, FFT, FFTA, FFTA2, Vagrant Story, FFXII and Revenant Wings are all set in Ivalice.
🔗 19:03 KinoGami: According the the man who made the game he just wanted his own world to be able to tell a story in
🔗 19:03Xanyr: But it's Healing Glass!
🔗 19:03 GDwarf: Presumably at some point after FF:T some of the "monster" races made treaties with humans and started trading and such
🔗 19:03Caerlocc:
Ivalice has a lot of crossover appearances in shared games though
🔗 19:03 Lysander_Gustav: Is anyone on the channel planning on playing Final Fantasy Type Zero?
🔗 19:03 ChroniclerC: Now, I do know that FFTA(2) and FF12 are the same world.
🔗 19:03 ChroniclerC: But FFT has a distinct lack of non-human races.
🔗 19:03Xanyr: It's like a Healing Shiv! You just don't understand White Magic man...
🔗 19:04 Jwiley129: iirc FFTA and FFTA(2) have a similar setting, but different in some key ways
🔗 19:04 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Xanyr I do understand assualt though
🔗 19:04Xanyr: Technically isn't that battery?
🔗 19:04Caerlocc: multiple ff12 characters are in ffta2 though
🔗 19:04 GDwarf: Of course, FF:TA raises serious metaphysical questions about Ivalice that are never addressed
🔗 19:04 Lysander_Gustav: How different is the setting between FFT and FF Type-0?
🔗 19:04 Rantling: There was a plan for the Tactics series to continue through the ages and the major events of there society (with evolving technology and social structures.)
🔗 19:04 KinoGami: I feel this is another legend of zelda timeline thing. where really they aren't the same world but everyone wants it to be connected to square said "ok, sure"
🔗 19:04 Nuurgle: they're only a bunch of kids, they don't have any skills yet
🔗 19:04Caerlocc: different country basically
🔗 19:04 Omega_Lairon: But... Bangaas, man
🔗 19:04 GDwarf: Ian: Racist against Bangaa and Rabbit-women
🔗 19:05 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Xanyr Dont speak to me with you lawyer jumbo
🔗 19:05 Jwiley129: I miss Jobpoints
🔗 19:05Cha0tic_fire: i miss moogles
🔗 19:05 GDwarf: kinogami: No, the plan was always for them to be connected
🔗 19:05Xanyr: I bet Lawyer is a job in this game...
🔗 19:05 Jwiley129: Ian, I believe you mean "Hit him in the butt!"
🔗 19:05 ChroniclerC: FFTA and FFTA2 are either the exact same worlds, or the magic books in the "mundane" world lead to similar worlds with the same name and same people.
🔗 19:05 chrono2x: There are a few games set in the FFT world
🔗 19:05 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Xanyr Mediator is close to lawyer
🔗 19:05esperchld: well it certainly wasn't FF12 that was the best, as 12 was a pile of shit.
🔗 19:05 Jwiley129: Xanyr well, Calculator is a job in FFT
🔗 19:05EricTheOrange: So how long do you plan to play this game because you could be playing this for like the next year.
🔗 19:05 KinoGami: Gdwarf: no, it wasn't
🔗 19:05 Nuurgle: no, but Judge is a job in some of the other FF games
🔗 19:05Xanyr: Ramza filed an injunction! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
🔗 19:06chaoticobserver: uhh
🔗 19:06 Rantling: @Cha0tic_fire So say we all!
🔗 19:06 Lysander_Gustav: Do the Lawyers in this game fight like Phoenix in Marvel vs. Capcom?
🔗 19:06 mtvcdm: Yeah, let's decide early here if we're going to PICNIC
🔗 19:06chaoticobserver: did anyone else just lose the video
🔗 19:06ehManiacal: PICNIC!
🔗 19:06 chrono2x: FFT, Vagrant Story, and FFXII are all the same world
🔗 19:06 ChroniclerC:
🔗 19:06 Jwiley129: well, is this a Picnic?
🔗 19:06 holidayMD:
🔗 19:06 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 19:06Magnatek: Dash killed the stream.
🔗 19:06chaoticobserver: still getting the audio
🔗 19:06 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 19:06 Omega_Lairon: Relax everyone - stream will be back shortly
🔗 19:06 Fracaswell: PanicBasket
🔗 19:06 LadyRhian: !game boooring
🔗 19:06Nicarrow: ruuuuunnnnnn
🔗 19:06 RealGamerCow: It's the Tuesday Night Shaw Dump!
🔗 19:06 tehcrashxor: PANIC!
🔗 19:06RoastedGravy: !nextfan
🔗 19:06EricTheOrange: @Omega_lairon NEVAR!
🔗 19:06 RealGamerCow: as is !tradition
🔗 19:06jadedcynic: Ian...what did you do?
🔗 19:06100viewbots:
🔗 19:06orangey44: ruh roh
🔗 19:06 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian Hey.
🔗 19:06Caerlocc: I enjoyed ff12 even if the main characters mostly sucked. Gameplay was great
🔗 19:06 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian Longtime no see
🔗 19:06Cha0tic_fire:
🔗 19:06 LoadingReadyRun: We'll be back shortly.
🔗 19:06 GDwarf: kinogami: Yes they were. All the Ivalice games are by the same person, who used the same setting. How would they be not connected?
🔗 19:06orangey44: someone tripped over the internet
🔗 19:06 chrono2x: FFTA is either in the far future or a similar world to FFT
🔗 19:06 LadyRhian:
@Reilaoda I know.
🔗 19:06 TStodden: OH NO! The Enemy has invaded the streaming office, cutting off communications!
🔗 19:07 Rantling: Hello darkness my old Friends, I've come to talk to you again.
🔗 19:07 Bowman427: Been away for a while, how is everyone?
🔗 19:07 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian how you holding up?
🔗 19:07 Fracaswell:
🔗 19:07esperchld: FF12 would have been a lot better if they didn't screw up the game by adding in the children and instead stuck with the original plan
🔗 19:07 LadyRhian: I meant to ask… how did Chroma Squad end?
🔗 19:07Cha0tic_fire: how long before they realize the stream is down
🔗 19:07 Rantling: It was the Stream, Of silence.
🔗 19:07 GDwarf: esperchld: Agreed
🔗 19:07 Mowdownjoe: They're aware, Cha0tic_fire
🔗 19:07 Lysander_Gustav: Hello darkness my old friend...
🔗 19:07SquareDotCube: As far as we know, Ivalice is essentially contained in a magic book known as the Gran Grimore. Someone may have drawn in the new races at some point perhaps?
🔗 19:07 LadyRhian:
@Reilaoda Good.
🔗 19:07 LadyRhian: I turned 48 last week.
🔗 19:07Xanyr: So question for Final Fantasy fans, I really want to play the FF15 demo but I want to know if Type-0 is at least decent to play? I'd rather not buy a game just for the demo
🔗 19:07 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian Happy to hear that. Life treating you a little better now adays?
🔗 19:08 GDwarf: kinogami: Oh, huh, apparently Vagrant Story matches your idea, as it wasn't supposed to be in Ivalice but got added in, but the Tactics games are all set there, so, y'know.
🔗 19:08 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Alright chat I am now home, Store signs are put out, food has been eaten, customers shooed out of the store at closing time and most important of all.... I brought Tim Bits
🔗 19:08 LadyRhian:
@Reilaoda A little.
🔗 19:08 chrono2x: The Gran Grimore could also be a history of the world (since the city before the book is called St. Ivalice)
🔗 19:08esperchld: Hell, I might actually have enjoyed it and not made it one of the few games I sold back within a week of buying
🔗 19:08 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian Good. Glad to hear it! Keep it up.
🔗 19:08RoastedGravy: @LadyRhian,
🔗 19:08 Rantling: @Ladyrhian Grats. that's when they give you the keys to the secret clubhouse.
🔗 19:08 Lysander_Gustav: !live
🔗 19:08 RealGamerCow: Ok. Attempt 10 at Lilliana's second story battle.
🔗 19:08 LadyRhian: Doing a lot more reading and. Writing more of my fanfic epic. Longhand.
🔗 19:08 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju shares timbits
🔗 19:08SquareDotCube: but as we find out in FFTA2, the wielder of the book can write and draw in it and change the course of events
🔗 19:09 ReilaOda:
Ladyrhian oh? I'm actually writing a book... Finally
🔗 19:09 DarkMorford: Did stream go boom?
🔗 19:09 LadyRhian:
Still On my Deus Ex fanfic.
🔗 19:09 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian It's the first time I've been proud of some writing in forever. Last time I was was... 16?
🔗 19:09 KinoGami: SquareDotCube, "the victors write the history"
🔗 19:09 LadyRhian: I finished off an entire 48 page mini notebook.
🔗 19:09 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Sister's kitty is looking at surgery, he was walking funny and disappeared for a day and they took him to the vet and he has a butt infection. that's all the details I have or want
🔗 19:09 Mowdownjoe: I wondered if FFTA2 tried to logic out how the worlds were connected.
🔗 19:10 DarkMorford: Butt stuff!
🔗 19:10Caerlocc: yes, magicks
🔗 19:10 LadyRhian: 48 pages, 5 by 7 inches.
🔗 19:10 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian Holy hell xD
🔗 19:10 LadyRhian: Teeny ztiny Microscript
🔗 19:10 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: why are we offline?
🔗 19:11 LadyRhian: You've seen the picture of my handwriting, yes?
🔗 19:11Cha0tic_fire: @Defeatedbyusernamekaiju : stream crashed
🔗 19:12 Lysander_Gustav: !fanstream
🔗 19:12 Ylegm: did I miss the stream>
🔗 19:13 LadyRhian: The book with the red plastic spi is the 48 page one. The white and red large notebook is 8 1/2 by 11.
🔗 19:13 DarkMorford: Ylegm, stream crashed. We're waiting for them to come back.
🔗 19:13 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Ylegm no it missed you, once in the parking lot at the store, next time it will aim better
🔗 19:13 LadyRhian: @Ylegm Stream went WAAAAY down. I blame Honeywell. And Matt.
🔗 19:13 chrono2x: Oh yeah, I forgot that the owner of the book in FFTA announces that his favorite game is FFT, which is why he set the world up the way it was.
🔗 19:13 LadyRhian: spin=spine.
🔗 19:14 Ylegm: Defeatedbyusernamekaiju I'll dance fight the stream, I aint afraid of nothing
🔗 19:15 Edroach: i JUSt got here, did stream litterally end as i was sitting down
🔗 19:15 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Edroach did you sit on a big red button?
🔗 19:15 Mowdownjoe: The correct answer is to always blame Matt. This was established years ago, as is tradition.
🔗 19:16 ReilaOda: Ladyrhian It's very pretty.
🔗 19:16 DarkMorford: SIGNAL
🔗 19:16 Rantling: The big shinny candy-like button!
🔗 19:16 KinoGami: always praise matt
🔗 19:16 LadyRhian: @ReilaOda Thanks.
🔗 19:16sir_jack_DB: praise matt?
🔗 19:16sir_jack_DB: praise matt /o/
🔗 19:16 TStodden: LOADING... READY....
🔗 19:17 TStodden: CODEFALL!
🔗 19:17 Rantling: Station
🔗 19:17 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 19:17 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: oh god guys braid is sooooo gooood
🔗 19:17maestrith: am I late or early?
🔗 19:17 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: someone snap that up
🔗 19:17 Baldrash: Already snapped.
🔗 19:17 TStodden: and LIVE!
🔗 19:17 LadyRhian: So, anyhoo, I am now writing in a new 5 by 7 inch notebook, a star Wars notebook.
🔗 19:17 DarkMorford: They return!
🔗 19:17 LadyRhian: The Red-spiral one was Iron Man.
🔗 19:17 Omega_Lairon: Womp womp
🔗 19:18 KinoGami: oooh it did the diskspace thing again
🔗 19:18jadedcynic:
So, the Moonbase wasn't any good for you, so you relocated?
🔗 19:18 Omega_Lairon:
Subsequently, the passive voice was used
🔗 19:18lord_souls: Why are they in the white house
🔗 19:18 DarkMorford:
Need to add a couple more drives to the SAN, methinks.
🔗 19:18 KinoGami:
ian's amazing AV skills?
🔗 19:18 RealGamerCow: @Rantling, I miss Ren and Stimpy.
🔗 19:18 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Loadingreadyrun Hi Ian and Kori I brought Tim Bits
🔗 19:18 LadyRhian:
It has a light blue spine!
🔗 19:18jadedcynic:
@Lord_souls because they're awesome and worth it, obviously
🔗 19:18 KinoGami:
just think guys, this guy helps make sure desert bus doesn't go boom
🔗 19:19 TStodden: Ian probably forgot to change that after Iron Wolf (or something like that).
🔗 19:19 KinoGami:
j/k ian we you
🔗 19:19 Rantling: @Realgamercow Yeah, but mostly just the original series.
🔗 19:19 LadyRhian: @Darkmorford It needs to make a SAN check.
🔗 19:19 Canadian_Rob: UPLOADABLE TIM BITS!
🔗 19:19Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: Coré?
🔗 19:19 SachielOne: You're in a major Canadian city. OF COURSE there's a nearby Tim Hortons.
🔗 19:19 KinoGami: tim bits and ice caps... the only things i like from tim hortons
🔗 19:19 Appleguard: i love putting koriander on my food though
🔗 19:20 Appleguard: also, hi chat
🔗 19:20 LadyRhian: Coriander, like the Herb.
🔗 19:20 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju shares timbits with chat and @Loadingreadyrun Cori and Ianne
🔗 19:20pancakepanda3d: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Tim Bits are a Canadian thing
🔗 19:20 mtvcdm: You're in Canada. Of course there's a Tim's.
🔗 19:20 TemjinZero:
OMG.
🔗 19:20 Omega_Lairon: It's not a death yet, but it might be soon
🔗 19:20 TemjinZero: greatest game ever
🔗 19:20 Rantling: @Loadingreadyrun Dear Dr. Ian was Chroma Squad worth the full price or should I wait for a sale?
🔗 19:20 Mowdownjoe: The only Tim Hortons within 50 miles of me is in Penn Station... and that's an hour train ride.
🔗 19:20 Canadian_Rob: Iiiiiian
🔗 19:20 RealGamerCow: Eean
🔗 19:20Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: iIan?
🔗 19:20 DarkMorford: Iian?
🔗 19:20 RealGamerCow: eyeeyean?
🔗 19:20 gravity_pike: Aeon
🔗 19:20 GDwarf: Ian with 2 'I's, 4 'Q's, and an 'X'
🔗 19:21 mtvcdm: My car randomly broke down just over the border and I had no problem finding a Tim's near where I got towed.
🔗 19:21 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I was gonna do Ien but it looks like Len
🔗 19:21 Appleguard: i have not played FF Tactics, but i have played tactics ogre, which as i understand it is basically the same game
🔗 19:21whiteknight_blacktie: Timbits are basically Doughnut holes Pancakepanda. the name is more because they are sold by Tim Hortons,
🔗 19:21Cha0tic_fire: need phonix down
🔗 19:21 ImSincerelySorry: I'm pretty sure you can press select on anything to get an explanation of it
🔗 19:21 LadyRhian: @Reilaoda Anyhow, so I am at the part where my main character is about to undergo a fast-heal drug she created.
🔗 19:21 Rantling: At any point you are in Canada there is an 80% chance that you are in a Tim Hortons at any giving moment.
🔗 19:21 Appleguard: ugh, "understand is"
🔗 19:22 Appleguard: nope, had it right the first time
🔗 19:22 Appleguard: i am tired
🔗 19:22 LadyRhian: IIIIAM- Four I's
🔗 19:22 Mowdownjoe: The game doesn't use "my squad, your squad". It goes in the order of that AT list.
🔗 19:22 LadyRhian: IIIIAN- 4 eyes
🔗 19:22 mtvcdm: There's a Tim's inside the Moonbase. It's right behind the Feed Dump/podcast set.
🔗 19:22 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian hit em in the face
🔗 19:23 Appleguard: there's a very early LRR sketch with Tim bits in it. bill and morgan were criminals and used them as weapons. it was weird
🔗 19:23 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: See there was a great monster once named Tim Horton, he was a giant man that baked people alive. One day he was slain and to commemorate this Tim Horton's coffee and donuts chain was opened. It sells small donut confections called Timbits to symbolically representing the Canadian victory ritual of eating your enemy's testicles.
🔗 19:23pancakepanda3d: I imagine a lot of early LRR sketches were weird
🔗 19:23 Canadian_Rob: True story
🔗 19:23 GDwarf: Tactics Ogre: Let us Cling Together is very similar to FF:T in many ways. They're both excellent games.
🔗 19:23 KinoGami: tim bits aka donut holes
🔗 19:23 Almighty_Angry_Animar: set them into overwatch ian.... wait wrong strategy game....
🔗 19:24BonSequitur: The sort of faux-3d isometric maps remind me of Super Mario RPG, for the SNES.
🔗 19:24 Rantling: FFT has more of a whimsical design methodology
🔗 19:24BonSequitur: I swear Super Mario RPG was a thing
🔗 19:24 Appleguard: Ogre Battle was on n64 is very unlike the others. might be thinking of that
🔗 19:24 mtvcdm: Maple glaze.
🔗 19:24 KinoGami: apple fritter tim bit!
🔗 19:24BonSequitur: It wasn't just a bizarre fever dream I had once
🔗 19:24whiteknight_blacktie: Chocolate, is there another kind?
🔗 19:24 ImSincerelySorry: Old fashion plain
🔗 19:24 GDwarf: Old Fashioned Glazed
🔗 19:24 KinoGami: oh wait
🔗 19:24 KinoGami: not apple fritter
🔗 19:24 LadyRhian: The kind you eat, Cori!
🔗 19:24 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: There were a couple new flavours tonight, cinammon french toast and caramel glazed
🔗 19:24 KinoGami: honey crueler* tim bit
🔗 19:24 Trippzen: all of them
🔗 19:24 Sylenctone: old fashioned
🔗 19:24 RealGamerCow: apple fritter.
🔗 19:24 Canadian_Rob:
it as been so long since I have had Tim Hortons... It has been 10 years since I've been in Canada
🔗 19:24 KinoGami: i hate apple
🔗 19:24 Cykouxis: !game good
🔗 19:24 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 100% (5/5)
🔗 19:24 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Free Timbits are the best kind
🔗 19:24BonSequitur: Would someone kindly explain "tim bits" for non-Canadians
🔗 19:25 Rantling: Crueler, the correct answer is always Crueler
🔗 19:25 ImSincerelySorry: Donut holes
🔗 19:25 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 19:25 SachielOne: Old Fashioned Glaze is the one my store makes a copy of, so I'm going with that,
🔗 19:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !game good
🔗 19:25 KinoGami: *high fives ian* Team Honey Crueler
🔗 19:25 GDwarf: bonsequitur: When you make a doughnut you punch dough out of the center. Timbits are what you get when you then fry up those bits of dough
🔗 19:25 KinoGami: tim, the former member of LLR
🔗 19:25BonSequitur: I'm not sure you actually punch dough out from the centre of a doughnut, but "doughnut hole" makes sense
🔗 19:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: oh well i have powdersugar cream filled donut wholes at my donut store i pick those
🔗 19:25 Sylenctone: Munchkins at Dunkin Donuts
🔗 19:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: holes
🔗 19:25 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 100% (7/7)
🔗 19:25 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: honestly I just like having a variety but honestly honey cruller if I had to pick
🔗 19:26 Canadian_Rob: jerb
🔗 19:26 TStodden: Timbits = Donut Holes
🔗 19:26SquareDotCube: It works if you flank or approach them from the rear
🔗 19:26 LadyRhian: Here, Wawa, a convenience store, sells Cookies and Cream filled Donuts with Cookies and cream glaze on top.
🔗 19:26 GDwarf: See, "Doughnut Hole" to me means "nothing", because that's what's in the hole of a doughnut...
🔗 19:26 Frylock72: Two Wawas just opened up in Daytona and Port Orange, and I can't get over the name.
🔗 19:26 Sylenctone: Isn't wawa canadian too?
🔗 19:27 RealGamerCow: Take 12 on Lillliana's second story battle. This is ridiculous. I'm about to punt this game out the window. The enemy NEVER has mana problems, and almost always curves out perfectly.
🔗 19:27 RealGamerCow: Wawa is atlantic coast, I believe.
🔗 19:27 RealGamerCow: or it started there?
🔗 19:28 Appleguard: when i played Duels i got up to one of the Chandra battled and tilted out because the coding was busted
🔗 19:28 Almighty_Angry_Animar: i need to eat more
🔗 19:28 Shadow_606: love the lower third
🔗 19:28 Jwiley129: RealGamerCow you're fighting the Raven Man? Or is that a different battle?
🔗 19:28 Rantling: Timbits, sort of like a creampuff only with less cream and a more (read: denser) puff.
🔗 19:28 Appleguard: probably been fixed since but such was my tilt that i have not returned
🔗 19:28 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: yeah older duels was frustrating too, I did each "campaign" wioth a single deck and there was a battle I had to restart until I got the perfect draw just because of the matchup
🔗 19:28 GDwarf: realgamercow: Jace's first battle owned me *so many* times. What designer decided that a Jace deck, without any synergy, milling, or heavy-hitters, should go against red? >>
🔗 19:28 LadyRhian: Not all the time, it's a limited time flavor, but it's pretty good.
🔗 19:29 RealGamerCow: Jwiley129, I'm fighting the witch hermit. Who has insane synergy
🔗 19:29 GDwarf: Yes she does
🔗 19:29 Shadow_606: gotta use the tictacs
🔗 19:29 Jwiley129:
RealGamerCow ah, I don't recall that fight being too rough. But that's probably variance working in my favor there. Sorry you're having issues
🔗 19:29 Appleguard: turns out, programming "mana tax" effects like oppressive rays and archangel of tithes is hard you guys
🔗 19:29 GDwarf: Frankly, the Jace campaign is ridiculous until you get some mill power
🔗 19:29 Appleguard: so hard
🔗 19:29 orthogonaltee: If Final Fantasy were like this all the time, i think I'd like it a bit more, though I already like Final Fantasy, so whatevs
🔗 19:29BonSequitur: I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this game
🔗 19:30 RealGamerCow: Jwiley129, I'm probably not good at this game. I'm open to suggestions from anyone at this point.
🔗 19:30 Jwiley129: GDwarf that's true. I beat the Ampryn's thanks to triple Sphinx's Tutelage
🔗 19:30 Mowdownjoe: DAGGERS
🔗 19:30DirgeNovak: I don't have Timbits, but I have peanut butter Cheerios, so I'm good.
🔗 19:30 GDwarf: bonsequitur: You're cadets fighting bandits. You do that by hitting them in the back/sides with swords
🔗 19:30 orthogonaltee: The Kikkoman Soy Sauce T-Shirt is amazing, Cori
🔗 19:30BonSequitur: I have never been inside a Tim Horton's, but drawing on my extensive knowledge of fast food, I suspect that "old-fashioned plain" is likely the least offensive flavour
🔗 19:30predmid subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 19:30 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, predmid! (Today's storm count: 26)
🔗 19:30 Jwiley129:
🔗 19:31 GDwarf: bonsequitur: It's just a lump of only-slightly-sweetened dough
🔗 19:31 Jwiley129: the sub sound was a bit loud on my end
🔗 19:31BonSequitur: @Gdwarf Greatly improved, I must assume, by the absence of any additional "flavours"
🔗 19:31 Appleguard: tim hortons can
🔗 19:31 orthogonaltee: is it pred mid or pre dmid?
🔗 19:31 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: you're missing some flavors actually, there was birthday cake, french toast cinnamon and caramel glazed at the timmy's
🔗 19:31 RealGamerCow:
If you don't like donuts, gtfo.
🔗 19:31ickshenbok: Use Yell to level faster
🔗 19:32 Appleguard: tim horton's can't exactly be called fast food. i mean, it's not like there are loads of slower coffee places
🔗 19:32 Jwiley129:
"The Bush"- Ian, August 4th
🔗 19:32 predmid: Pred-mid
🔗 19:32 Appleguard: it's about the same speed as a coffee place
🔗 19:32 predmid: as in "Predator Midfielder"
🔗 19:32 orthogonaltee: Donuts are nothing. It is all about pancakes
🔗 19:32 predmid: Its my name for just about every online anything
🔗 19:32 Jwiley129: OrthogonalTee Why not both?
🔗 19:32 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I have actually made donuts, probably not the only one here who has but fun trivia
🔗 19:32 AussieGuy_88: I'm not sure why I'm getting ad audio but seeing and hearing the stream as well.
🔗 19:32 Shadow_606: most tims are 24
🔗 19:32 Frylock72: I prefer waffles to pancakes.
🔗 19:32 orthogonaltee: A donut-pancake is too much for me
🔗 19:33 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I applied for a job at a Coffee Time and did like 3 days of training for the overnight cook who makes ALL the donuts for the store, said *** this and quit
🔗 19:33 mtvcdm: Six flavors yet to score a vote.
🔗 19:33 Jwiley129: OrthogonalTee I mean have a donut AND a pancake
🔗 19:33 orthogonaltee: Pancakes are filling, waffles are too air
🔗 19:33 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: UNPAID training and I wasn't done
🔗 19:33 orthogonaltee: airy*
🔗 19:33 Shadow_606: ian's leather hat is fabulous
🔗 19:33HisEvilDomain: Wait, does thin mean you have Qinn the Medicine Woman on your team?
🔗 19:33 chrono2x: Punch your teammates, Ian. It is worth it!
🔗 19:33onebadpillow: FF tictacs!
🔗 19:33 mtvcdm: Maple Glaze winning by itself!
🔗 19:33 Pharmacistjudge: So....since Cam is a chemist...can he punch for 3 damage?
🔗 19:34 orthogonaltee:
@Chrono2x remind me not to be on a team with you
🔗 19:34SquareDotCube:
Jer's online!
🔗 19:34 emberBecky: I've never had a timbit but I wanna vote for apple fritter cause I like those. =|
🔗 19:34 chrono2x: If punching people gave me xp and ap, I would be in so much trouble.
🔗 19:34 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: then after that I got a job at a value village, being the store's bitc- I mean furniture pricer
🔗 19:34 orthogonaltee: Cam doesn't punch, he throws acid
🔗 19:35 mtvcdm: You can vote for multiple.
🔗 19:35ElementalAlchemist: Despite the fact that I've had donut holes, I haven't had Timbits™ and therefore will decline to vote just in case
🔗 19:35 Shadow_606: are there any leather hats at the moonbase?.... stupid question
🔗 19:35 orthogonaltee: I refuse to vote for a Timbit until the chat sends me a Timbit.
🔗 19:35 Jwiley129:
Ian "Give Him a Three-Way" Horner
🔗 19:35 orthogonaltee: I live in Hot Springs, Arkansas
🔗 19:35 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Orthogonaltee I have shared my timbits like 3 times now and noone has taken any
🔗 19:36 Shadow_606: oh my this stream is now 18+ with the 3 way
🔗 19:36 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju stops sharing timbits because noone took any
🔗 19:36 Mowdownjoe: Farming JP inadvertently...
🔗 19:36 RealGamerCow: *puts timbit in envelope, addresses envelope to Orthogonaltree, Hot Springs, Arkansas*
🔗 19:36 RealGamerCow: That should get to you
🔗 19:36 mtvcdm: Lemon, Raspberry and Honey Dip didn't get a vote.
🔗 19:36 orthogonaltee: Thanks, @Realgamercow I expect it shortly
🔗 19:37 orthogonaltee: [I do not expect it will make it past customs, though]
🔗 19:37 emberBecky: I want to try timbits now. I doubt there is a Tim Horton's anywhere near me. ... Imma go it up actually..
🔗 19:37 orthogonaltee: We did a thing
🔗 19:37 emberBecky: go look* it up
🔗 19:37 BusTed: It's important to be contemplative after you've murdered someone.
🔗 19:38 ImSincerelySorry: Now to spend half an hour setting up your party
🔗 19:38 Jwiley129:
Mythril Knife! 
🔗 19:38SquareDotCube:
Rating: E
🔗 19:38 orthogonaltee: They spelled Mithril wrong
🔗 19:38 Mowdownjoe: Stone award.
🔗 19:38DirgeNovak:
Someone quote "We did it! We murdered a child!"
🔗 19:38 orthogonaltee: they didn't want to pay the Tolkien estate money?
🔗 19:38 mtvcdm: It looks like if you're inthe northeast quadrant of the US, there's a chance you can find a Tim's.
🔗 19:38 RealGamerCow: Orthogonaltee, I lied, I can't send you a timbit, the Timmy Ho near me closed because the almighty Dunkins crushed them
🔗 19:38 Shadow_606: night all have fun strategizing Ian & Cori
🔗 19:39 orthogonaltee: @Realgamercow My life is ruined! I will supplement with Pancakes.
🔗 19:39TacitusVigil: Aww, I wanted to go to Patbenatarland...
🔗 19:39 mtvcdm: The Nope Ocean.
🔗 19:39 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'm starting to think it's a time of day thing, day streams do much better for me than the night streams
🔗 19:39 Almighty_Angry_Animar: OCEAN OF NOPE
🔗 19:39 RealGamerCow: Orthogonaltee, You could always go to St Louis. There is a Tim Horton's there!
🔗 19:39drthvd3r: The Nopcean.
🔗 19:40 Jwiley129:
I Horner, the Musical
🔗 19:40 Fracaswell:
Sadly, my nearest Tim's is 700 miles away
🔗 19:40 emberBecky: thank you Fracaswell ^^
🔗 19:40 Fracaswell: Emberbecky o7
🔗 19:40 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: one of those tim locations is false, it shows one near where I work that doesn't exist
🔗 19:40 emberBecky: ahh I don't think there's any in California at all. u_u,
🔗 19:40 Pharmacistjudge: Everyday, Young Life, Junes
🔗 19:40SquareDotCube: I'd be fine with Tim Horton's further south in the US
🔗 19:41 Jwiley129: It looks like Cori is having a hard time keeping it together
🔗 19:41 orthogonaltee: @Realgamercow but then I'd have to go to St. Louis (is a Chicago Cubs Fan)
🔗 19:41 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !highlight bevolululululu
🔗 19:41 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 19:41 mtvcdm: Michigan is loaded with them, but no Wisconsin.
🔗 19:41drthvd3r: Long o. The Nōpcean.
🔗 19:41Lithobraker: Well it's hardly secret if you keep blabbing about it!
🔗 19:41BonSequitur: I like how "around the world" means North America and, inexplicably, the Arabic Peninsula
🔗 19:42 mtvcdm: How is there a Tim's in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia?
🔗 19:42 orthogonaltee: What is this "World" you speak of?
🔗 19:42 RealGamerCow: mtvcdm, US base, most likely. I think there's one in Kandahar on a station as well.
🔗 19:42DirgeNovak:
Wat. You called him Iago?
🔗 19:42 orthogonaltee: Ian becomes our Jewish grandpa
🔗 19:43 Jwiley129: Someone get Ian some water or Sprite. His throat will not be feeling well tomorrow
🔗 19:43Lithobraker: My heart says to do a bunch of blow
🔗 19:43 AussieGuy_88: !game
🔗 19:43 LRRbot: Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics (rating 100%)
🔗 19:43 mtvcdm: Ian "Whoops, I'm dead, dot dot dot dot" Horner
🔗 19:44daneislazy: dot dot dot dead
🔗 19:44 AussieGuy_88: Ian your voices are AWESOME
🔗 19:44 AussieGuy_88: thankyou so much this is really amusing
🔗 19:44Lithobraker: So, let us completely trust Iago 100%
🔗 19:44 Fracaswell: Now I'm only 400 miles from a Tim's! Hurray!
🔗 19:44 Jwiley129:
"You, $50."
🔗 19:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Dear Dr. Cori, Are you okay Cori?!
🔗 19:44 RealGamerCow: Every time I see "XOXO" now, I say "zohzoh". Thanks Ian.
🔗 19:44 orthogonaltee: I trust all characters named Iago
🔗 19:44 Appleguard: dr quinn medicine woman?
🔗 19:45Darth_Dredge: Iago, he may hate the Moor, but we must trust him anyways.
🔗 19:45 orthogonaltee: "I will fix us good"
🔗 19:45 Mowdownjoe: Ian may want to buy Pheonix Downs...
🔗 19:45 orthogonaltee: Iago seems like a good guy. He's got a trustworthy face.
🔗 19:46 Appleguard: iago, if he does betray us, he will never tell us why, just to be infuriating
🔗 19:46 ImSincerelySorry: Ian may want a character who knows how to use phoenix downs
🔗 19:46 MousseFilledCat: Oh. FFT!
🔗 19:46 Jwiley129: oh, the nearest Tim Horton's to me is 147 miles away
🔗 19:46 Jwiley129: in Kentucky
🔗 19:46 orthogonaltee: I want a pancake....
🔗 19:46 MousseFilledCat: War of the Lions or the original?
🔗 19:46 ImSincerelySorry: The original
🔗 19:47 DarkMorford: Fate/zero, Fate/stay night, or Fate/hollow ataraxia?
🔗 19:47 ImSincerelySorry: 1
🔗 19:47 Appleguard: Death Corr, marquee
🔗 19:47 MousseFilledCat: The only thing I remember about this game is that the inverse fart is the best way to level.
🔗 19:47 ImSincerelySorry: Never save Algus
🔗 19:47 MousseFilledCat: 1
🔗 19:47 Appleguard: how are you in a bilingual country
🔗 19:48 mtvcdm: We saved Keita and look what happened.
🔗 19:48 GDwarf: That guy are sick!
🔗 19:48 orthogonaltee: @DarkMorford Always Fate?Zero
🔗 19:48 Mowdownjoe: mtvcdm, nothing? The guy is literally a fart.
🔗 19:48 orthogonaltee: Fate/Zero
🔗 19:48DirgeNovak:
Is the marquisss in the death corpssss
🔗 19:48 MousseFilledCat: The chakra power on the monk. My brother and I always called it the inverse fart.
🔗 19:48ElementalAlchemist: corpse?
🔗 19:48 BrotherMiles: Hi Ian, I was drafting with you Sunday. Just wondering how well the mage ring responder worked in your deck?
🔗 19:49 GDwarf: It always amuses me when enemies level up mid-combat. It's not like they'll ever use those new levels...
🔗 19:49 BrotherMiles: Excellent, haven't tried it yet. Thanks for answering.
🔗 19:49 orthogonaltee: The Respnder is a great card in Limited. i always draft him when I can
🔗 19:50 orthogonaltee: He doesn't always make a play, but he's the best card on the board when he's out
🔗 19:50 BrotherMiles: Seems like a bomb ortho but the format is so fast I got scared off.
🔗 19:51DirgeNovak: Iago how could you
🔗 19:51HisEvilDomain: Frontal attacks have reduced hit rate, and increased chance for counters.
🔗 19:51 orthogonaltee: The format is exceptionally quick, but if you can ramp, it works
🔗 19:51 orthogonaltee: like what Ian said
🔗 19:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Thopters ALL DAY
🔗 19:52HisEvilDomain: side attacks have standard hit rates, and standard counter responses
🔗 19:52 RealGamerCow: Derp derp, attempt 14.
🔗 19:52HisEvilDomain: back attacks have increased chance to hit, and cannot be countered
🔗 19:52 orthogonaltee: @Almighty_angry_animar The best deck is an artifact G/R deck with thopters in the early game, Responder for the late game
🔗 19:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Orthogonaltee Or a hangarback
🔗 19:52 BrotherMiles:
AAA, playing thopters with Pia and K is soo sweet.
🔗 19:52 orthogonaltee: Yeah, hangarback is good too
🔗 19:52 Jwiley129: I forget, what does the Zodiac symbol do in FFT, again?
🔗 19:52Seagulyus: co-err-url is how I say it
🔗 19:53prestonhd: i jump in to see what LRR is palying and ppl are talking about MtG, i dig it
🔗 19:53 ImSincerelySorry: The zodiac symbol changes how well an ability works on a character
🔗 19:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Orthogonaltee in ne draft i picked up a hangar back and a languish
🔗 19:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: one
🔗 19:53HisEvilDomain: your zodiac symbol, and gender, play into damage dealt to and recieved from specific gender/zodiac combos @Jwiley129
🔗 19:53 orthogonaltee: that's pretty sweet @Almighty_angry_animar
🔗 19:53 ImSincerelySorry: characters with better zodiac compatibility heal and hurt each other more, but doesn't matter unless you're pretty crazy about the details
🔗 19:54 BrotherMiles: I first picked the hangarback in that draft, it's a massive issue for your opponent whenever you can drop it.
🔗 19:54 Jwiley129: I did a PPTQ on Saturday, and I had Pia & Kiran, Thopter Spy Network, and went 4-2 to Top 16
🔗 19:54 RobotHitchhiker:
🔗 19:54 Almighty_Angry_Animar: oh yeah still got the hangarback gonna be trading it in for store credit at my LGS it is super expensive thanks to U/R affinity in standard
🔗 19:54 BrotherMiles: Well done Jwiley!
🔗 19:54 Frylock72: I can't believe RDW won the Pro Tour.
🔗 19:54 Jwiley129: I missed out on Top 8 on tiebreakers, but I had fun
🔗 19:54 BrotherMiles: I'm trading mine toward Grixis Delver AAA.
🔗 19:55 orthogonaltee: You don't dare kill the Hangarback, so you end up chump blocking it until you can't
🔗 19:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Brothermiles Using mine for credit toward my nath commander deck
🔗 19:55hide_roga: <message deleted>Laughter and tears apo.af/IMG0508152 TTours :D
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🔗 19:55 BrotherMiles:
Unless you have a Husk.
🔗 19:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Orthogonaltee i would drop it turn two and just pump it and block
🔗 19:56prestonhd:
i opened a hangarback walker and a languish in a sweet sealed pool that I made a super control-ly BW deck out of, won the 16 man for that with it too. Unfortunately it was on MTGO, so that didn't help me put together physical copies for Game Day this weekend
🔗 19:56 Frylock72: Yeah, UR Thopters and RDW in the finals was just bonkers.
🔗 19:56 Mowdownjoe: That was a silly PT.
🔗 19:56 MousseFilledCat: I really with we could just let this guy die.
🔗 19:56 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Mowdownjoe it showed the true power of a core set
🔗 19:56 RealGamerCow: Nope. Lost again. *** this game.
🔗 19:56SquareDotCube: Use the rocks against them and limit their movement instead of yours
🔗 19:57 BrotherMiles: UR thopters makes me so happy, artifacts are my jam so seeing them in standard again tickles me pink.
🔗 19:57 Frylock72: It actually annoys me how much better the artifact cards were than the elf cards.
🔗 19:57 AussieGuy_88: !next
🔗 19:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen Saves the World at Wed 12:00 PM PDT (16:02 from now)
🔗 19:57Boiler_bot: They should make more modern incarnations of these tile turn-based strategy fighters.
🔗 19:57 AussieGuy_88: Night everybody!
🔗 19:57 BrotherMiles: Night Aussie!
🔗 19:57Boiler_bot: Night Aussieguy_88
🔗 19:58whiteknight_blacktie: Boiler_bot you should look into the disgaea series if you haven't yet
🔗 19:58Boiler_bot: Oh yeah, I've heard of Disgaea Whiteknight_blacktie .
🔗 19:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: use the phoenix down ian!
🔗 19:59 LRRbot: Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics (rating 100%)
🔗 19:59HisEvilDomain: He can only use it if Quinn has learned the skill for Phoenix Down, so.... uh... lets hope?
🔗 20:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Hisevildomain oh god i forgot
🔗 20:00SquareDotCube: Can you practice fighting like you can in Tactics Ogre?
🔗 20:01HisEvilDomain: no, no practice fights, but you can explit enemies with the RIng Of Pain Technique
🔗 20:01HisEvilDomain: It's super fun, but also boring and kiiinda of sociopathic....
🔗 20:02 Appleguard: sociopathic? in tactics ogre i raised a giant and a fairy several dozen levels, then killed them to make weapons
🔗 20:02 Appleguard: so...
🔗 20:02HisEvilDomain: (Also, I made the name of that technique up)
🔗 20:02 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !death
🔗 20:02 LRRbot:
1 death for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner
🔗 20:02SquareDotCube: Ian's got to slow down on the offensive
🔗 20:02 mtvcdm: And off they go to Tim's, perhaps.
🔗 20:02MungoDude: alright, I'm just in time for a break
🔗 20:02 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 20:03HisEvilDomain: In this you trap an enemy on the cardinal sides with melee guys, then use your white mage to heal everyone in that formation (including the enemy) potentially infinate job points/exp for all involved
🔗 20:03 chrono2x: I have spent many hours in that formation
🔗 20:03 Almighty_Angry_Animar: bring only males to the charmers side i think it will help
🔗 20:03HisEvilDomain: using chemists, mages or archers in that formation decreases chance of enemy dying to counter attacks but increases the chance of squishies dying
🔗 20:04 chrono2x: I like using a monk with the chakra ability in the middle. The monk has high defense so can handle the hits, and chakra heals sp, so you can use spells and abilities forever.
🔗 20:05HisEvilDomain: it's great, but requires you subclassing it or learning the skill, I usually do go straight for monk to get chakra early, then switch to dragoon for bonus HP and STR gain with learning dragon heart
🔗 20:05 Appleguard: i'm pretty sure i just murdered a drug dealer in skyrim
🔗 20:05HisEvilDomain: cheesy, yes, but main characters are annoying >.>
🔗 20:05 chrono2x: It doesn't have to be an enemy in the center of the formation. You gain the same experience for hitting an ally as you do for hitting an enemy.
🔗 20:06SquareDotCube: anyways yeah, from what I can see use rocks to defensive advantage + mob fight individuals for the first few battles as the units are just too low-level to go 1v1
🔗 20:07HisEvilDomain: hmm, I'll take your word for it, I always got deminished returns hitting allys... plus it was easier to keep the early AIs away from the target prisoner >.>
🔗 20:08HisEvilDomain: rocks are not always the best @SquareDotCube, they can pin you into a bad spot, you can be knocked off them for bonus fall damage and archers have an easier time hitting you
🔗 20:08 chrono2x: Another important note: Enemies in random battles scale with you (unlike the story ones) and their equipment scales with them. So you can steal good equipment from them without having to advance the story to the point where you can buy that item (which matters if you are grinding to a higher level than you should be for your point in the story)
🔗 20:08HisEvilDomain: yush, scaling enemies are brilliant for that exploit @Chrono2x
🔗 20:08 Trippzen: I hope she's bringing enough donuts back for the chat too.
🔗 20:09 Pharmacistjudge: chemist the game ias awesome
🔗 20:09 Jwiley129: !game hard
🔗 20:09 Pharmacistjudge: I played it a gencon
🔗 20:09SquareDotCube: Ah, so you can do the avergaing exploit then. Keep 1-2 units at level 1 while focusing on getting other units extremely high-level
🔗 20:10 chrono2x: I typically play to the desert level and then grind up to max level and back down (with the level down traps) a few times before moving on in the story.
🔗 20:10 RobotHitchhiker: buy more potions?
🔗 20:10HisEvilDomain: @LRR these battles are actually pretty straightforward when you know the system, but a steep learning curve if you don;t take the time to sort skills and inventory after every fight when learning the game
🔗 20:10 Trippzen: Not to be confused with the heaven knight class, which is utterly useless.
🔗 20:11Boiler_bot: Proper Nouns: The Game
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Thanks for subscribing, dino810! (Today's storm count: 27)
🔗 20:11 chrono2x: Which chapter has the boss stages where the difficulty ramps dramatically?
🔗 20:11HisEvilDomain: I never got into the level trap exploit, I'll trap an enemy in a pit of infinite torment, but not reduce my levels XD
🔗 20:12 Canadian_Rob: I would watch LRR the Musical
🔗 20:12 chrono2x: I maxed out Ramza once with every class and stat maxxed out, but that was so much work....
🔗 20:12 BrotherMiles: Seconded Canadian_rob
🔗 20:12HisEvilDomain: oh god yes, I can imagine so
🔗 20:12 mtvcdm: We're lucky Cori is out getting nibbles. She would bop Ian so hard.
🔗 20:12 RobotHitchhiker: i actually think the first handful of stages are pretty nasty until you get more classes and levels
🔗 20:12 Spartan_N30: !rah
🔗 20:13 Canadian_Rob: I very much look forward to the Counterplay Duet between Ian and Paul
🔗 20:13 chrono2x: Yeah, I would spend some time on that first level getting your level and jobs up, Ian.
🔗 20:13OneirosGolem: Tune in to Ian saying "Let's do a thing" yes. Yes this is the good stuff.
🔗 20:13HisEvilDomain: I looked at the main character astrologer only challenge (cheated in) and it looks hilariously fun
🔗 20:13SquareDotCube: I'm sure Knight fits Iago
🔗 20:13 chrono2x: Monk is the best starting class, Ian.
🔗 20:14 Canadian_Rob: And Kathleen's Soaring Aria about Baxter.
🔗 20:14Reibwyr: get JP up
🔗 20:14 mtvcdm: Well, leveling up really depends on whether we intend to come back to this game next week. If we do, then grinding off-camera may be in order. If not, let's just plow ahead.
🔗 20:14DirgeNovak:
Pick BP
🔗 20:14OneirosGolem: Math is hard
🔗 20:14 Trippzen: Math, not even once.
🔗 20:14 Canadian_Rob: Ian CAN Numbers!
🔗 20:14 ImSincerelySorry: Ian, do you know what all the abilities do?
🔗 20:15SquareDotCube:
Heal given your tactics
🔗 20:15 RobotHitchhiker: monk's not unlocked until later..
🔗 20:15MungoDude: Priest=Dentist
🔗 20:15DirgeNovak: Dentist is OP
🔗 20:15 chrono2x: Oh, they need lvl 2 knight to unlock monk
🔗 20:15Boiler_bot: Mtvcdm from what I understand, the LRR streamers don't have the luxury of much doing off-screen grinding.
🔗 20:15 Pharmacistjudge: for a Monk must undergo ninja training...to learn that they have two firsts
🔗 20:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Priest = Dentist
🔗 20:15 ImSincerelySorry: Heal only heals status ailments, does not recover HP
🔗 20:15SquareDotCube: I'm certain Priest can heal from a distance
🔗 20:15 GrandLlamaQ: Ian: Send everyone through Squire to get the Gained JP Up ability.
🔗 20:16 ImSincerelySorry: You need a level two knight to be a monk
🔗 20:16 ImSincerelySorry: and pressing select on an ability tells you what is does
🔗 20:16 Pharmacistjudge: Monk comes from knight if I remember my job tree right
🔗 20:16remdigan: <message deleted>it tears apo.af/IMG20150220 TTours Kappa
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🔗 20:16 GrandLlamaQ: Third ability screen on the bottom.
🔗 20:17OneirosGolem: Under the refresh-looking tab?
🔗 20:17 GrandLlamaQ: This game...is my JAM.
🔗 20:17Reibwyr: the circle symbol has JP Up
🔗 20:17 GrandLlamaQ: Gesundheit.
🔗 20:18MungoDude: Bless you
🔗 20:18jorge4hg: bless you
🔗 20:18DirgeNovak: That was violent.
🔗 20:18 GrandLlamaQ: Gesundheit x2.
🔗 20:18HisEvilDomain: lightening bolt = action abilities, V shape = counteraction abilities, circle shape = constant effects/abilities, foot is movement modifiers
🔗 20:18Reibwyr: you should probably remove Move-Find Item from that squire, you only want that on someone with a low Faith or you'll get bad items
🔗 20:18 GrandLlamaQ: Did anyone tell Ian about the scroll glitch?
🔗 20:18OneirosGolem: I think they all need more JP before they can buy the JP up
🔗 20:18DirgeNovak: Is the PSP version easier than PS1?
🔗 20:18SquareDotCube:
That's MR. Anderson.
🔗 20:19 Pharmacistjudge: Every character will passively gain a small amount of JP in every job they have unlock when they fight
🔗 20:19SquareDotCube: You don't need two Chemists
🔗 20:19 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: chat I'm going through old streams. Whatever happened to that fuppin guy?
🔗 20:19 ImSincerelySorry: No, they passively gain a small amount of JP in every job that an ally is getting points in
🔗 20:20 ImSincerelySorry: Chemists have an innate throw item ability
🔗 20:20 chrono2x: Geez, so much of this game is coming back to me
🔗 20:20keodishin: @imsincerelysorry don't they get jp at the end of an act too?
🔗 20:20 girlpainting: insomnia is terrible....
🔗 20:20 GrandLlamaQ: I think I play this game at least once a year. Definitely one of my favorite tactical games.
🔗 20:20 ImSincerelySorry: Nope, only from actions taken
🔗 20:20 chrono2x: I think JP is only from doing actions
🔗 20:21HisEvilDomain: read it fully, you SACRIFICE HP in wish, granting double that to an ally
🔗 20:21 GrandLlamaQ: Ian: Are you willing to use a small glitch to cheat some extra JP, or are you trying to play fair?
🔗 20:21 RobotHitchhiker: throw stone is under guts
🔗 20:21 mtvcdm: Kind of a funny thing, that, usernamekaiju. Not sure. People drift in and out of Internet communities without a word all the time and you just never find them again.
🔗 20:21Reibwyr: Throw Stone is in Guts
🔗 20:21 RobotHitchhiker: it opens a sub menu in battle
🔗 20:22 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Mtvcdm well it's just he subbed so much, I was wondering if we kept missing each other, I haven't seen KAthleen kick balls in a couple weeks but checkpoint schedule has been weird lately
🔗 20:22 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Dragoons are op!
🔗 20:22HisEvilDomain: Classes have their own menu commands, you can have one additional class menu than your base class
🔗 20:22SquareDotCube: You get two Act skills, one Response skill, one Technical skill and one Passive skill
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: Kathleen-kicks-balls had to be suspended a while due to the subber lacking money to keep doing that for a while.
🔗 20:22 GrandLlamaQ: Save your best weapons for non-healers, Ian.
🔗 20:22OneirosGolem: !explain Technical Skill
🔗 20:23SquareDotCube: Acts are class abilities, Response can be a counterattack, Technical usually does something at some point of the turn, and Passive affects stats
🔗 20:24keodishin: other hand is usually a shield unless ninja or dual wield.
🔗 20:24 mtvcdm: I mean, the thing is, usernamekaiju, if one of us in here literally got hit by a car and died tomorrow, how many of us have people in our lives who'd know to come in here and inform the rest of chat?
🔗 20:24 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'm going through the checkpoint plus aftershows and finding my kathleen commercials
🔗 20:24 RobotHitchhiker: oh good he's saving
🔗 20:25MungoDude: beast of luck
🔗 20:25 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I believe in ian!
🔗 20:26SquareDotCube: Remember to use the gaps in the rock to your advantage
🔗 20:26HisEvilDomain: I have to go to bed, 4:25 am here..... you guys train Ian to be the best systems exploiter there is!
🔗 20:26 mtvcdm: I've always been amused by the idea of this little square of land floating in an endless void. How do any of them escape the void?
🔗 20:26 Abcxyq: The science checks out
🔗 20:26 girlpainting: Light matter, Dark matter, and dosn´t matter ^^
🔗 20:26 mtvcdm: So many games would do the square-in-the-void level design.
🔗 20:27 Almighty_Angry_Animar: #fuckhienline
🔗 20:27 RobotHitchhiker: it may be useful to note that charm works only on opposite genders, and the enemy thief that charms is male
🔗 20:27SquareDotCube: Let Delita handle the cat until it's low health
🔗 20:28 girlpainting: stone him....he sayed jehova ^^
🔗 20:28 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: so I've been thinking about what my name would be for a channel if I wanted to get one. too bad PostUsernameStressDisorder is one digit too long
🔗 20:28SquareDotCube: For archers, height gives distance boosts
🔗 20:29 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: oh god she actually went and got Timbits
🔗 20:29 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Loadingreadyrun I shared mine you have to share yours
🔗 20:29SquareDotCube: Yes, let them come to you
🔗 20:30 emberBecky: nom nom
🔗 20:30 DarkMorford: Om nom nom
🔗 20:30 Jwiley129 OM NOM NOM NOM
🔗 20:30 predmid: it was delicious
🔗 20:30SquareDotCube: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
🔗 20:30 girlpainting: nomnomnom
🔗 20:30 Almighty_Angry_Animar: nom nom nom nom
🔗 20:30OneirosGolem: I'm tryyyyiiiing
🔗 20:30 DarkMorford: Tasty
🔗 20:30 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju takes timbit
🔗 20:30 RobotHitchhiker:
🔗 20:30 mtvcdm: Technically, chat wanted maple glaze.
🔗 20:30 Canadian_Rob: You Taunt us, Horner
🔗 20:30 Jwiley129: btw, those are definitely donut holes
🔗 20:30 Escherichia3: sour cream are the best timbits anyway
🔗 20:30 BrotherMiles: Let the Ian-Chat melding begin
🔗 20:30 WyleeCoyote556: was that a meatball of some kind?
🔗 20:30Questhere: you monster!
🔗 20:30SquareDotCube: Why does my timbit taste like plasma?
🔗 20:30 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: you know what, what am I doing I still have some in the fridge
🔗 20:30Bradypatsnation: <message deleted>wanna suck on my chode
🔗 20:30Bradypatsnation: <message deleted>its tastey
🔗 20:30OneirosGolem: PosthumousUsernameStreaming?
🔗 20:30 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: any mods here?
🔗 20:30 BrotherMiles: Brady! Not cool
🔗 20:31 Jwiley129:
mods? MODS!?
🔗 20:31Bradypatsnation: <message deleted>my chode tastes so good
🔗 20:31 mtvcdm: Do we have a mod in chat at the moment?
🔗 20:31 girlpainting: carnivore, omnivore.....and now the omnomnivore ^^
🔗 20:31 Jwiley129: Good jerb, Mods
🔗 20:31 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: thank you mystery mod
🔗 20:31 Canadian_Rob: Thank you, Mods
🔗 20:31 mtvcdm: Thank you, whoever got that.
🔗 20:31 Omega_Lairon: Jwiley129 - no, it really, really wasn't
🔗 20:31 Omega_Lairon: I failed you all : (
🔗 20:31 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: Thank Mod for that
🔗 20:31 mtvcdm: Ah. Thanks, Cori.
🔗 20:31 Jwiley129: Cori > Mods, Confirmed
🔗 20:31 GrandLlamaQ: Women in this game make awesome melee units, especially as it gets them towards the Dancer class later on.
🔗 20:32 ImSincerelySorry: But Dancer kind of sucks
🔗 20:32 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Omega_lairon you are fine
🔗 20:32 GrandLlamaQ: Are you kidding? Used properly, Dancer is practically broken.
🔗 20:32 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian one person has to be a DRAGOON
🔗 20:32 Jwiley129:
So if it wasn't Cori, and it wasn't Lairon, THEN WHO WAS BAN?!
🔗 20:32 ImSincerelySorry: Every class is broken if used in a certain way
🔗 20:33 Appleguard: YOU'RE BROKEN!
🔗 20:33 GrandLlamaQ: Yeah, but Dancer is Broken if used almost at all.
🔗 20:33 Canadian_Rob: Dancing bear is OP
🔗 20:33 Appleguard: sorry, don't know where that came from
🔗 20:33SquareDotCube: that's a hilight
🔗 20:33 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !highlight Rocks-ant
🔗 20:33 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:33 GrandLlamaQ: A team containing a Dancer can play a long game and counter enemy casters very VERY well.
🔗 20:33 mtvcdm: He was singing a lot while you went to get the Timbits, Cori.
🔗 20:33 Jwiley129:
Rocks Ant?
🔗 20:34 BrotherMiles: Jwiley, maybe Lrrbot has finally gained sentience. And rage
🔗 20:34 Pharmacistjudge: It's an odd thing in FFT that having an ability that does nothing and targets no one is useful so you can just gain JP
🔗 20:34MungoDude: rocksand
🔗 20:34ElementalAlchemist: !death
🔗 20:34 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner
🔗 20:34SquareDotCube: womp womp
🔗 20:34 Appleguard: aim grover
🔗 20:34 Jwiley129: I hope Ian knows the song is "Roxanne"
🔗 20:34OneirosGolem: On the bright side, you saved like 5 minutes ago
🔗 20:35 Appleguard: i am a tutor at the moment. i did the sad trombone thing to a student and she was not thrilled
🔗 20:35 GrandLlamaQ: Ian, in this battle, with two Clerics on the field, don't turtle, play agressive. Charge in and mix it up and let the Chemists keep everyone alive. It burns through potions, but it will do the job.
🔗 20:35 Appleguard: not really sure why i did that
🔗 20:35 RobotHitchhiker: third time's the charm! though hopefully not in game charm again
🔗 20:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: On the bright side you have an awesome new song Ian
🔗 20:35 TStodden wonders if Cori will start force-feeding Ian as punishment for !deaths...
🔗 20:35 Jwiley129: TStodden I fully support any Lard-based punishments
🔗 20:36 Omega_Lairon: Okay, I've got *3* seperate, very loud alerts set up for "!summon". It's not a LRRbot thing, just for me. Use it responsibly chat, misuse WILL get you purged
🔗 20:36OneirosGolem: Does Charm persist after the thief dies, and if so, for how long?
🔗 20:36 Almighty_Angry_Animar: OH NO IT'S THE PEETE INCIDENT ALL OVER AGAIN
🔗 20:36 mtvcdm: Wait. Are there Peep-flavored Timbits?
🔗 20:36 Jwiley129: Omega_Lairon so if I go !summon, you'll be pinged?
🔗 20:36 BrotherMiles: Please tell me there isn't a sour cream timbit...
🔗 20:36 WyleeCoyote556:
its like a drinking game, but with food
🔗 20:36 Omega_Lairon: Jwiley129 - The system works
🔗 20:37 Appleguard: unfortunately it was not a literal trombone
🔗 20:37 Jwiley129: Omega_Lairon even if it's part of a sentence? That's quite a lot of power
🔗 20:37 Omega_Lairon: Granted, I have to be A- online, and B- within range of the PC to do anything, but still
🔗 20:37SquareDotCube: Jet your rock-tosser in a high spot, more range that way
🔗 20:37SquareDotCube: *get
🔗 20:37 TStodden: Omega... That's pretty much for EBS-level emergency, right?
🔗 20:37 BrotherMiles: This is a strange land you hail from, would you recommend them?
🔗 20:37 Omega_Lairon: I know, but how often is "!summon" (! included) found in regular sentences
🔗 20:38 mtvcdm: Sour cream/onion potato chip donut?
🔗 20:38 Jwiley129: fair enough,
🔗 20:38 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Tstodden its a taste my chode emergency level command
🔗 20:38 BrotherMiles: Yeasty donut, I'm in.
🔗 20:38 Omega_Lairon: Anything that requires mod action - not necessarily emergencies
🔗 20:38Sektor88: omega_lairon, so what's the purpose fof that function? Just to summon you for a reason?
🔗 20:38Sektor88: anti-duchy? Ian, do you hate Zeon?
🔗 20:38 Jwiley129: there's a rock in the way, Ian
🔗 20:38 girlpainting: i like trains....
🔗 20:38 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !unsummon
🔗 20:38Sektor88:
girlpainting, trains are awesome.
🔗 20:38OneirosGolem: When a mod absolutely should be doing a thing, but for reasons only attributable to distraction/absence, is not.
🔗 20:38 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I liek turtles
🔗 20:39 BrotherMiles:
I like this chat.
🔗 20:39 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !boomerang
🔗 20:39 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !capsize
🔗 20:39SquareDotCube: And that's why you need to get up higher
🔗 20:39 girlpainting: !fireball
🔗 20:39 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !remand
🔗 20:39Sektor88: Zeon can produce donuts for 10 more years if necessary. (so many gundam references)
🔗 20:39 Jwiley129: !mindbreak trap targeting @Defeatedbyusernamekaiju
🔗 20:39 girlpainting: ok, storm crow is on the stack!
🔗 20:39 TStodden: OK... more for "Stun" than "Kill" requirements...
🔗 20:39 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !repeal
🔗 20:40 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !quicken !day's Undoing
🔗 20:40 Jwiley129: !force of will
🔗 20:40 Omega_Lairon: Alright, alright - joke made. Let's ease off with those, okay?
🔗 20:40 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: !final fortune
🔗 20:40 girlpainting: !counter spell
🔗 20:40 Appleguard: the only thing about zeon that i know is that Big Zam is from there
🔗 20:40 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju does nothing for extra turn and loses
🔗 20:40 Jwiley129: OK, a Mod has spoken. Let's stop
🔗 20:40 BrotherMiles: Sektor88, you have me imagining the stay puff marshmallow man as a gundam. Thank-you for this gift.
🔗 20:40Sektor88: brothermiles: now I'm doing it. Thank YOU
🔗 20:41 TStodden: Do I need to break out "Obey the Moderator" by Optmius Rhyme?
🔗 20:41 lathostiran: saw deadpool trailer. am giddy
🔗 20:41 Almighty_Angry_Animar: jesus he just one shot him
🔗 20:41sarahling: For Asian guys, have you seen the Asian Gamer Chicks subreddit?
🔗 20:41 girlpainting: the michellin man
🔗 20:41Sektor88: Well there is the federation colored zgok, I think
🔗 20:41OneirosGolem: I actually had someone take three extra turns against me in MTGO the other day. They drew three cards, maintained their 1 goblin token board state, and lost when it was my turn again.
🔗 20:41 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Loadingreadyrun Gp02a Physalis
🔗 20:41Lear1987: so are we working toward a specific job or just levels at this point?
🔗 20:41 Appleguard: stay puft marshmellow Zam?
🔗 20:42Sektor88: G Gundam? ohman, enjoy
🔗 20:42Sektor88: marshmallow zam lol
🔗 20:42 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Them shoulders though!
🔗 20:43Sektor88: also Iron blooded orphan's timeline has been confirmed to eb called "Post Disaster"
🔗 20:43 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Loadingreadyrun also if we are talking about fluff go Acguy
🔗 20:43 BrotherMiles: The shield is part of it's cooling system to protect it's molten gooey core
🔗 20:43Sektor88: ohman the acguy
🔗 20:44Sektor88: Also I saw the best ball model kit a couple days ago. pimped out to the extreme
🔗 20:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar is a mobile suit connoisseur
🔗 20:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar owns two ball model kits
🔗 20:44 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @a;
🔗 20:45Sektor88: yes animar, yesssss
🔗 20:45 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Almighty_angry_animar not familiar with that series
🔗 20:45 Appleguard: i seem to recall that in gundam wing, the bad guys use "mobile dolls" or automated mobile suits. and that makes them evil somehow? seems *** backwards
🔗 20:45 Appleguard: robots are inherently more humane than pilots if you think about it
🔗 20:45 DarkMorford: G Gundam so good
🔗 20:45 RobotHitchhiker: delita is a whiny jerk anyways
🔗 20:45 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Yaaaaay i get people killed
🔗 20:45Sektor88: As much as I dislike wing and G, I have a couple model kits form those series. but I also have some 0083 and some zeta ones
🔗 20:45 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: well chat once again, every night stream I'm buffering so good night
🔗 20:45Sektor88: And gundam X
🔗 20:46Sektor88: I need some more zeon suits. I want a quin mantha model kit, sort of
🔗 20:46 BrotherMiles: Gundam Seed got me into anime in general so it will always hold a special place in my heart.
🔗 20:46 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'm thinking it is partially a time of day thing, there seems to be a period around 9pm where it starts to get worse.
🔗 20:46 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Loadingreadyrun I been playing gundam encounters in space for ps2 and god I missed it. also i play a lot of gundam battle assault 2
🔗 20:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: though after I put that the stream stops buffering
🔗 20:47 TimeKapsule: Hey Ian and Cori!! Hello, LRRchat!
🔗 20:47 Omega_Lairon: Easy on the reftext Animar
🔗 20:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: it's over soon anyways
🔗 20:47 Omega_Lairon: ^ redtext
🔗 20:47Sektor88: brothermiles, Go back and watch original gundam if you're ever feeling some 70s anime. Seed tries to be classic gundam, essentially.
🔗 20:47 Appleguard: erry day i'm bufferin
🔗 20:47 BrotherMiles: Welcome timekapsule
🔗 20:47Sektor88: speaking of encoutners in space, that's a great PS2 gundam game
🔗 20:47 Jwiley129:
I just watched the Deadpool trailer. It was 
great
🔗 20:47 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: @Appleguard exactly what I was going for
🔗 20:47 Almighty_Angry_Animar: omega last time
🔗 20:47Sektor88: jwiley129, it's out? Sweet
🔗 20:47 TimeKapsule: Final Fantasy Tactics! Much excite!!
🔗 20:47Earthenone: dear doctors ian and cori do you guys have any anime recomendations based on loving gintama and sket dance? preferably things that last more than 12 episodes.
🔗 20:47 TimeKapsule: !uptime
🔗 20:47 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:09
🔗 20:48 Jwiley129: Sektor88 yep
🔗 20:48 Jwiley129: there's also a redband trailer should you be into that sort of thing
🔗 20:48 BrotherMiles:
I have them on my harddrive for viewing while I travel around Canada Sektor88.
🔗 20:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I just won three missions with a basic zaku one with a heat hawk i feel like i have played this game waaaaaaay too much
🔗 20:48Sektor88:
brothermiles: good man. Universal century is best timeline.
🔗 20:48Sektor88: jwiley129: sweet. got a link?
🔗 20:49Sektor88: awesome, thanks
🔗 20:49 Jwiley129: Remember, Red Band means for Adults Only
🔗 20:49 TimeKapsule: Ah, the old "Race against my downed characters' death timer" event. 'Dat Nostalgia.
🔗 20:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian just watch mobile suit gundam again
🔗 20:50OneirosGolem: I feel like you should probably just watch the 10 most recent episodes of Gintama
🔗 20:51 Jwiley129: iirc, didn't Cori not like the Haruhi "spin-off" where Yuki is Kyon's love interest?
🔗 20:51 DarkMorford: I haven't seen either Gintama or Sket Dance. Can't offer any recommendations here, sorry.
🔗 20:51 Omega_Lairon: No tilt
🔗 20:51 Jwiley129: So was that Heather?
🔗 20:51Earthenone: azamanga diaoh was the anime that showed me there is more to it than just shonen i loved it so much
🔗 20:51 Jwiley129: my memory of those Anime podcasts is sketchy
🔗 20:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Unicorn so good!!! but you gonna have all the feels when you watch the actual series, it is like game of thrones no character is sadf and it will just be death again and again and again
🔗 20:52 Escherichia3: hmm. Not sure how I feel about this Deadpool fellow.
🔗 20:52 RobotHitchhiker: hmm.. quinn probably could have just punched that guy
🔗 20:52 thmanwithnoname: \codefall
🔗 20:52 DarkMorford: Everyone needs to watch Shirobako. It's an anime about making anime.
🔗 20:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: safe*
🔗 20:52 Jwiley129: And as much as you guys panned it, I quite enjoyed Shokugeki no Souma. The style of animation is just hilarious to me
🔗 20:53 RobotHitchhiker: iago can throw stone
🔗 20:53 RobotHitchhiker: and miss
🔗 20:53OneirosGolem: Scoop?
🔗 20:53 mtvcdm: That guy owns your soul.
🔗 20:53 BrotherMiles: Good call Robothitchhiker!
🔗 20:53Earthenone:
the only reason i asked again is i have personal issues with 12 episode series. i always feel like i need to set aside enough time to watch them like a long movie and i dont always have that kind of time, i did put noragami into that que though
🔗 20:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: you can lose a soldier and hire a new one if neccesary
🔗 20:54YaoMing69: <message deleted>Kappa Learn, kids bit.ly/IMG_0508157
🔗 20:54 mtvcdm: I feel like a lot of streams of this game are going to devolve into beating our head against a wall unless there's some grinding.
🔗 20:54 Appleguard: what is the anime beej refers to as Snake Tits?
🔗 20:54 DarkMorford: Ian/Cori: Are you watching Sore ga Seiyuu? It's new this season; kinda like Shirobako but the main characters are up-and-coming voice actresses.
🔗 20:54 chrono2x: Those crystals can teach you new skills
🔗 20:54 DarkMorford: Appleguard, that's Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou.
🔗 20:55 Jwiley129: that's fair, I'm also up to date on the Manga. The fact it's so Shounen and obviously fan-service-y tickles me when I want something silly to read/watch
🔗 20:55 DarkMorford: I've got like 20 shows on my currently-watching list. There are /so many/ good shows this season.
🔗 20:56DurararaFTW: Get Ability Phoenix down is a rare one.
🔗 20:56 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I am rewatching ZZ gundam
🔗 20:56 Jwiley129: my only complaint about my manga reading right now is that I want Bleach to just end already.
🔗 20:57Sektor88:
animar, ZZ is fun.
🔗 20:57Sektor88: oh man, gundam-san.
🔗 20:57 mtvcdm: We've received "clothes"!
🔗 20:57 mtvcdm: Clothes! In quotation marks!
🔗 20:57 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I only got half way through my first watch so i am going all the way this time
🔗 20:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: ZZ is like my #1 gundam anime
🔗 20:58 TimeKapsule: D-D-D-D-Drop the camera.
🔗 20:58Sektor88: I want Iron Blooded Orphans to be good, but I'm not sure I'll enjoy it
🔗 20:58thmanwithnoname subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 20:58 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, thmanwithnoname! (Today's storm count: 28)
🔗 20:59 TimeKapsule: Sic references
🔗 20:59 RobotHitchhiker: lrrGOAT!
🔗 20:59 Appleguard: algus are you okay? are you ok? are you ok argus?
🔗 20:59Sektor88:
the zechs marquis?
🔗 20:59 Omega_Lairon: Biz Marquis?
🔗 20:59 Appleguard: goddammit it's markee
🔗 20:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian sweet sweet vengeance the squire who died 3 tomes kills the man who killed him 3 times
🔗 20:59 TimeKapsule: So the Pc is...Iago? I'm on board.
🔗 20:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Sektor88 where Tallgese!?
🔗 20:59 TStodden: As long as it's NOT the Marquis de Singe, we're OK...
🔗 21:00DurararaFTW: it was another potion
🔗 21:00 mtvcdm: Both potions.
🔗 21:00Sektor88:
almighty_angry_animar: far away, where it belongs. best wing machine is hydra gundam.
🔗 21:00 TimeKapsule:
We *are* Iago!
🔗 21:00Sektor88: Okay, i like the heavyarms lines too, but still
🔗 21:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no hush it hydra op tallgese II is better
🔗 21:01 Pharmacistjudge: is it Mar Key or Mar Kwiss?
🔗 21:01 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Heavy arms op!
🔗 21:01 BrotherMiles: If Ian is Iago, does life at LRR sound like Aladdin?
🔗 21:01 TimeKapsule: @Pharmacistjudge Mar-key, I believe
🔗 21:01ElementalAlchemist: Or Mar Keys or Mar Kwi?
🔗 21:01 KinoGami: still in the prologue i see
🔗 21:01DurararaFTW: we wen from 'we can help" to "there'as nothing we can do" in a hurry
🔗 21:02 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:16
🔗 21:02JohnLockeCole: ElementalAlchemist, usually somewhere in between, it's a word that has transitioned badly between languages and has several different accepted versions
🔗 21:02 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no
🔗 21:02 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no
🔗 21:02ElementalAlchemist: :r
🔗 21:02 Almighty_Angry_Animar: oh god no
🔗 21:02 mtvcdm: RobotHitchhiker? Didn't you get beat up in Philly?
🔗 21:02 Appleguard: i need a numot punt emote
🔗 21:03SquareDotCube:
Maybe Ian should just move on to Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
🔗 21:03 RobotHitchhiker: Mtvcdm: i heard about the sad story of my brethren. luckily i am still safe. and staying away from Philly
🔗 21:03SquareDotCube: Streamlined battle system and menus, at least!
🔗 21:03 Pharmacistjudge: ah, both markey and markwiss are correct
🔗 21:04 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !highlight Uhhhrrg
🔗 21:04 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 21:04 BrotherMiles: Squaredotcube, why would you ever want this to end? XD
🔗 21:04 mtvcdm: And Cori just tries to concentrate on her icecap.
🔗 21:04JohnLockeCole: Seriously, I'm willing to bet the robot would have done a lot better hitchiking across the South
🔗 21:04 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Daffy Duck Ian
🔗 21:05Sektor88: and tyhere's some kickstarter some guy in philly is doing to rebuild the hitchhiker bot
🔗 21:05 mtvcdm: Snagglepuss
🔗 21:05 Fracaswell: Snagglepuss!
🔗 21:05 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Snagglepuss
🔗 21:05Sektor88: hopefullly it'll happen. I know he's in talks with the original creation team
🔗 21:05 DarkMorford: Exit, stage right!
🔗 21:05 TimeKapsule: I think Snagglepus is the correct answer, but Bottomcat is a better one.
🔗 21:05 emberBecky: I thought it was cowardly lion.. show how much I know. =P
🔗 21:05 emberBecky: shows*
🔗 21:05 mtvcdm: Now do Droopy Dog.
🔗 21:06 DarkMorford: Italian Skeletor?
🔗 21:06 Abcxyq: Boovlelvoovooloove
🔗 21:06DurararaFTW: Look at her happy expression! Teta: : |
🔗 21:06 TimeKapsule: I like how the family name is pronounced "*assorted noises of discomfort*."
🔗 21:06 Almighty_Angry_Animar: when was Iago's brother luigi
🔗 21:07Nuttakiss: OMFG FFT YES ALL THE YESSSSS
🔗 21:07 Almighty_Angry_Animar: wait now he is russian?
🔗 21:07 BrotherMiles: The land of wherever this is is a cultural melting pot Cori.
🔗 21:07 Almighty_Angry_Animar: or is he zoro?!
🔗 21:07 mtvcdm: Remember when we weren't doing voices for this game?
🔗 21:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Mtvcdm nope
🔗 21:08 Escherichia3: Mtvcdm a more innocent time
🔗 21:08 KinoGami: i feel his voice is less iago and more toad
🔗 21:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: he went from mario, to russian super soldier, to zoro with ONE character
🔗 21:09 mtvcdm: Yeah, this is 'what voice was this guy again? Ah well, let's just guess.'
🔗 21:09ElementalAlchemist: "Zozo!" -Iago
🔗 21:09 BrotherMiles: Mah bad! Sorry about that.
🔗 21:09 Almighty_Angry_Animar: you did and i am not dissapoint
🔗 21:09 Pharmacistjudge: Well Zalbaag is the older brother
🔗 21:10 Almighty_Angry_Animar: CORI i *** lost it thak you for that!
🔗 21:10 Laserbeaks_Fury: holy crap, I need to go back and watch Prince of Space again
🔗 21:10 Appleguard: Cori should voice someone
🔗 21:11goatprince2 subscribed for 19 months in a row!
🔗 21:11 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, goatprince2! (Today's storm count: 29)
🔗 21:11 ImSincerelySorry: You're still selling
🔗 21:11Beanthegiant: I you guys jp scrolling or what?
🔗 21:11 mtvcdm: Cori is the straight woman in this arrangement.
🔗 21:11 Almighty_Angry_Animar: okay no more tears.... and more tears
🔗 21:11 goatprince2: it's ME
🔗 21:12 TStodden: Mr. Softee... for those "hard" times...
🔗 21:12 Almighty_Angry_Animar: hi goatprince
🔗 21:12Beanthegiant: *Are you guys jp scrolling or what?
🔗 21:12Voulgoren: <message deleted>WutFace Oh my god WutFace j.mp/image_050815 why? WutFace
🔗 21:12 LRRbot: voulgoren: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (j.mp spam). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 21:12 ImSincerelySorry: No, they're playing honestly
🔗 21:12 Almighty_Angry_Animar: keep trying Ian i couldnt pronounce half of these words when i was 12 and still cand 12 years later
🔗 21:12 DarkMorford pokes at LRRbot
🔗 21:12 ImSincerelySorry: That's knight armor
🔗 21:13 TimeKapsule: Only class that can sue those right now are Knights, I think
🔗 21:13 DarkMorford: You didn't actually delete that
🔗 21:13 goatprince2: i remember hearing that there is SO MANY ways to break this game, if you do it right
🔗 21:13 TimeKapsule: Other classes get stuff from Gariland, Magic city.
🔗 21:13 ImSincerelySorry: If you press select on armor, it will show which jobs can equip it
🔗 21:13 Almighty_Angry_Animar: go to the soldier office
🔗 21:13 Laserbeaks_Fury: What sort of leather armor is that? I'm kinda Curiass
🔗 21:14 mtvcdm: I think we can go with Death Corpse.
🔗 21:14 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Goatprince2 There is
🔗 21:14 RobotHitchhiker: once we turn them into Death Corpse
🔗 21:15ElementalAlchemist: Oh, no! Ian left!
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil: He's still with us in spirit.
🔗 21:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Again as a southerner I almost find this offensive
🔗 21:15 PMAvers: This bar tender must be related to Gearhead from Rick & Morty.
🔗 21:15 TimeKapsule: King Duodenum?
🔗 21:15UntapGo1: They turned invisible
🔗 21:15 goatprince2: ian is probably regretting agreeing to reading this
🔗 21:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: However this is too funny to be upset about
🔗 21:15 lathostiran: rumor or wiki page?
🔗 21:15 Abcxyq: Why is this a rumor?
🔗 21:15ElementalAlchemist: s/seperated/separated/
🔗 21:15Earthenone: this bar owner is really well versed in politics and history
🔗 21:16 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Citation needed
🔗 21:16TacitusVigil:
By rumor, we mean Intro to Political History 101
🔗 21:16 emberBecky:
🔗 21:16 mtvcdm: Annnnnd Cori's dead. A death corpse if you will.
🔗 21:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: You're name is "Evil Lyn"? I thought it was Evelyn
🔗 21:16 RobotHitchhiker: the bar owner was baiting you into listening to him
🔗 21:16 MousseFilledCat: Well, what else is the bartender going to due with his history degree?
🔗 21:16 MedicOfOld:
this is a... rumor? 
🔗 21:16 Appleguard: "call me ishmael"
🔗 21:16 Escherichia3: !game detailed
🔗 21:16 Appleguard: "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
🔗 21:17Reibwyr: "what have you heard barman?" "*vomits 10 pages of Proper Nouns*"
🔗 21:17 RobotHitchhiker: jp up time?
🔗 21:17 Almighty_Angry_Animar: i was waiting to see if he would say citation needed
🔗 21:17Beanthegiant: auto potion is good.
🔗 21:17SquareDotCube: Tonight, Ian reads Fantasy War and Peace
🔗 21:17 mtvcdm: We've upped Japan?
🔗 21:17 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Mtvcdm yes with mechs
🔗 21:17Lear1987: go knight to unlock monk
🔗 21:17 MousseFilledCat: Well, clearly that man is bartending on the side while he writes his history book.
🔗 21:18ElementalAlchemist: No, we gained an elevated Japan
🔗 21:18 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Elementalalchemist elvated by mechas dont hide it from me
🔗 21:18ElementalAlchemist: almighty_angry_animar: It doesn't specify how Japan was elevated, just that it's higher than before
🔗 21:19 Escherichia3: The bartender has a masters in history but could never find work.
🔗 21:19ElementalAlchemist: It could totally be by mechas
🔗 21:19 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Escherichia3 that is so *** meta
🔗 21:19Lear1987: Hey we need a Lv2 Knight to unlock monk class so make someone a knight
🔗 21:19 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:47
🔗 21:19 Almighty_Angry_Animar: change classes ian
🔗 21:19 mtvcdm: Really, we've got a full hour yet. which either way means break time.
🔗 21:20Earthenone: we will add the glasses shine in post
🔗 21:20 Almighty_Angry_Animar: go at least one knight
🔗 21:20Beanthegiant: WTF?
🔗 21:21 TStodden: And please enjoy this CODEFALL during this break as well...
🔗 21:21 TStodden: \codefall
🔗 21:21 mtvcdm: Another game movie? Oh no.
🔗 21:22 mtvcdm: We're about to ruin Hitman now.
🔗 21:22Magnatek: Actually, it's a sequel TO that.
🔗 21:22 TStodden:
Codefalls do pair well with Jokefalls.
🔗 21:23 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I been binge playing MISERY for the past three days
🔗 21:23 mtvcdm: Oh, hey, look, a game where I can play god. I've never gotten to do THAT before. And I can play for free! There's surely no ulterior motive! Those prices are crazy!
🔗 21:23 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I have a problem
🔗 21:26Sektor88: shootermangs?
🔗 21:26 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Cori's face
🔗 21:27 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no my problem is i have been binge playing stalker call of pripyay with misery mode for the past three days instead of sleep
🔗 21:28 TimeKapsule: Sleep is for the weak!
🔗 21:28 TimeKapsule: Woops, sorry. reflex from my raiding days...
🔗 21:28 Almighty_Angry_Animar: sleep is goblin enema
🔗 21:28 Appleguard: do you mean anathema?
🔗 21:28 mtvcdm: How to save the world: Huck rocks until world is saved.
🔗 21:28 Appleguard: because enema is a different thing
🔗 21:29 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Oh and Ian did you buy phoenix downs
🔗 21:29 BrotherMiles: Goblin enema sounds like a headliner for the next un set
🔗 21:29 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Appleguard no i meant enema
🔗 21:29 Appleguard: a goblin enema would probably be explosive
🔗 21:29 Almighty_Angry_Animar: be careful goblins can deck the piss out of you
🔗 21:30 Omega_Lairon:
Enemas... passing stones... what kind of game is this?
🔗 21:30MungoDude: ah, the downy feathers of a phoenix
🔗 21:30Earthenone:
do we have a quotesman here for that gem of ians?
🔗 21:30 Trippzen: Intenstinal Distress Simulator 1998.
🔗 21:30 RobotHitchhiker: it's a tactical enema
🔗 21:31 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Told you ian....
🔗 21:31 TStodden: It's better to give enemas to your Enemas from the rear OR the side... NEVER the from the front.
🔗 21:32 Almighty_Angry_Animar: these fights are real bad for begining games
🔗 21:32RoastedGravy: !nextfan
🔗 21:33 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 21:33 LRRbot: Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics (rating 78%)
🔗 21:33 BrotherMiles: That's what a gobline enema is.
🔗 21:33 TStodden:
BTW, it seems that HomestarRunner.com has turned to the YouTubes for contents & stuff.
🔗 21:33 mtvcdm: Cori, you know how hard it is to get a perfect around here?
🔗 21:33 DwarfMage328: !game good
🔗 21:33 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 80% (8/10)
🔗 21:34sajuke: !game good
🔗 21:34 BrotherMiles: How does one increase the games rating?
🔗 21:34 RobotHitchhiker: the early random battles are super tough. also, i think the enemies scale with your highest level party member for the fight, so you'll want to leave Iago home on random battles soon if you want other party members to stay alive and actually get xp
🔗 21:34Lear1987: !game good
🔗 21:34 mtvcdm: Paul's streams of Rocket League and The Magic Circle are presently the only two games with a 100% score. Everything else ever streamed has at least one negative vote.
🔗 21:35 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 83% (10/12)
🔗 21:35 Almighty_Angry_Animar: YOU DIDNT BRING DELITA?!
🔗 21:35 mtvcdm: I'd be cool with Rocket League.
🔗 21:36 RobotHitchhiker:
that was a 0% phoenix down
🔗 21:36 Appleguard: Crossing the Streams rocket league would be sweet
🔗 21:36 TStodden: I think some of the games on Beej's stream weren't 100% because Heather engaged "scrub mode" on him.
🔗 21:36 Almighty_Angry_Animar: select start L1 R1
🔗 21:36 BrotherMiles: !game good
🔗 21:36 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 85% (11/13)
🔗 21:37KennyPess: <message deleted>Is this really necessary WutFace j.mp/image_050815 ?
🔗 21:37 LRRbot: kennypess: Message deleted (first warning) for auto-detected spam (j.mp spam). Please contact mrphlip or d3fr0st5 if this is incorrect.
🔗 21:37 LRRbot:
3 deaths for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner
🔗 21:37 Almighty_Angry_Animar: soft reset
🔗 21:37 Almighty_Angry_Animar: you were getting sent to the start menu anyway
🔗 21:37 TStodden: TPW = !death... got it...
🔗 21:38 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I cant tell you how many times i woudl soft reset drop my controller spend about fourteen minutes straight and just dragoon the battle out
🔗 21:39 Almighty_Angry_Animar: straight cursing
🔗 21:39 Laserbeaks_Fury: I never liked "grinding" in a strategy game like this
🔗 21:39 Almighty_Angry_Animar: you have one more spot.....
🔗 21:40MungoDude: you will ride eternal, shiny and chrome
🔗 21:40 Pharmacistjudge: Angry chickens....
🔗 21:40 RobotHitchhiker: you probably also want to clump up deployments in the future
🔗 21:40 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I had a skeleton demon on my party once and all the chocobo's would heal on my skeleton demons and kill it them that way
🔗 21:41 RobotHitchhiker: oh, and chocobos annoyingly heal
🔗 21:42 mtvcdm: Is this Legend of Zelda? Are we doomed to die to the local poultry?
🔗 21:42 Almighty_Angry_Animar: be careful ian chocobo's heal obnoxiously
🔗 21:43 RobotHitchhiker: *run away and heal
🔗 21:46Sektor88: and they;re down
🔗 21:46MungoDude: I still hear audio
🔗 21:46 DarkMorford: !picnic
🔗 21:46ElementalAlchemist: Yay! They're out of disk space!
🔗 21:46 LoadingReadyRun: We've lost disk space again.
🔗 21:46toy_anon:
🔗 21:46 Fracaswell:
🔗 21:46 LoadingReadyRun: Hold Up, we'll finish the battle. Standby.
🔗 21:47MungoDude is an innocent bystander
🔗 21:47 Almighty_Angry_Animar: !quote 36
🔗 21:47 LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
🔗 21:47 Pharmacistjudge:
🔗 21:48 mtvcdm: I was off explaining what Desert Bus is and entails to my mom. Are we on picnic or out for the night?
🔗 21:49 mtvcdm: Must have been picnic then.
🔗 21:49 Fracaswell: signal!
🔗 21:49 TStodden: LOADING...
🔗 21:49TacitusVigil: We got cancelled by Fox. But we might get picked up by SyFy.
🔗 21:49Sektor88:
Hi Ian / cori!
🔗 21:49 Abcxyq: Oh, I thought I missed the ending
🔗 21:49 Omega_Lairon: We're back
🔗 21:49MungoDude: ready. running
🔗 21:50 TStodden: FAILED... going manual...
🔗 21:50Sektor88: talking about gundam model kits, the best thing I saw a while back was a neo zeong model kit with some SD moe figure where the sinanju would be
🔗 21:50 TStodden: LOADING... READY... & LIVE!
🔗 21:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar: welcome back ian and cori
🔗 21:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Sektor88 I am working on Neue Ziel
🔗 21:52PRPHD: Oh ok. Before it looked like everybody left the twitch
🔗 21:52Sektor88:
almighty_angry_animar: Noice. I want a Psyco Gundam or a Quin mantha, but my big shelf of mecha is currently full. I shoudl take a pic for chat of it
🔗 21:52Sektor88: and by shelf, i mean bookcase taller than I am
🔗 21:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Neue Ziel is my biggest project
🔗 21:53Sektor88: Yeah, it's pretty big
🔗 21:53Sektor88: the Neo Zeong kit is giant, I think bigger than dendrobium's kit
🔗 21:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: neo zeong so dumb big
🔗 21:54 mtvcdm: Welcome to Kentucky Fried Chocobo.
🔗 21:54 mtvcdm: Ian's $5 fill ups will fill you up! Guaranteed! Isn't that right, Cori!
🔗 21:54Sektor88:
If I had space, time, and money, I'd have one on display.
🔗 21:55TacitusVigil: mtvcdm: Wait, is that why he had the southern accent?
🔗 21:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian maybe invest in a second chemist to heal more evenly spread
🔗 21:55 Almighty_Angry_Animar: or maybe a priest
🔗 21:56 mtvcdm: Three chicken tenders, taters and gravy, he'll throw in a biscuit, and a big ol' cookie.
🔗 21:56 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I had like two priests i think and kept them super back and still let them heal
🔗 21:57Twiztid7652: i played this game religiously when i was younger.
🔗 21:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: no she now has three turns so you revive your other guy
🔗 21:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: This is why i soft reset like 40 times
🔗 21:59Spacecarl: I forgot that chocobos were such jerks
🔗 21:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
🔗 21:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
in chocobos
🔗 21:59TriassicPark: where's adam, i miss adam
🔗 21:59 Almighty_Angry_Animar: twitch.tv/seabats @Triassicpark
🔗 22:00TriassicPark:
🔗 22:00TriassicPark: when did this happen??
🔗 22:00 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Triassicpark he streams everyday on that channel except saturdays he streams here saturdays
🔗 22:00Spacecarl: He has had his own stream for ages now
🔗 22:01TriassicPark: why was i not informed
🔗 22:01TriassicPark: i feel lost
🔗 22:01 Almighty_Angry_Animar: he is doing a 365 day stream challenge go give him a follow and support @Triassicpark
🔗 22:02Spacecarl: Turn your back to the enemy! Show them you aren't afraid of them!
🔗 22:02Spacecarl: This battle should be over soon at least!
🔗 22:03 TStodden: !game bad
🔗 22:03 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 79% (11/14)
🔗 22:03 mtvcdm: I think we need some soothing words from Inspirobot. Lemme ask it what it thinks.
🔗 22:03Spacecarl: !game good
🔗 22:03 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Tstodden shame
🔗 22:03ElementalAlchemist: !game ow
🔗 22:03 PinaCalChaos: !game bad
🔗 22:04 LRRbot: Rating for Final Fantasy Tactics on I, Horner is now 75% (12/16)
🔗 22:04 mtvcdm: Inspirobot says "Do it again and again, get the girl and think positive."
🔗 22:04 TStodden: It's not a game I care for, even though I've "inherited" the GBA version from my older brother.
🔗 22:05Sektor88: Front Mission 1 is my SRPG of choice from Squeenix in the 90s
🔗 22:05 mtvcdm: Inspirobot has more words of wisdom: "If you are the person you really want to be in the orgy, it is just your own orgy."
🔗 22:05Spacecarl: I need to go back and play through tactics ogre and actually finish it.
🔗 22:05 mtvcdm: This is better than the advice command.
🔗 22:05 Almighty_Angry_Animar: GG Ian
🔗 22:05MungoDude: oh noes
🔗 22:06 Almighty_Angry_Animar: TOSS A ROCK
🔗 22:06Twiztid7652: choco is gonna heal too
🔗 22:06Sektor88: Also I'd like tos ee Ian try super robot wars, if his Japanese is good enough
🔗 22:06 Almighty_Angry_Animar: NOOOOO
🔗 22:06 mtvcdm: Wait. running out of disc spac?!
🔗 22:06 mtvcdm: Out of disc space. Did I hear that correctly.
🔗 22:06MungoDude: any phoenix downs?
🔗 22:07Spacecarl: You have learned to never turn your back on a chocobo
🔗 22:07 AdmiralMemo: It's Ogre
🔗 22:07 MousseFilledCat: Wow, I don't remember having this much trouble in the game
🔗 22:07 mtvcdm: Hi, Ian and Cori! What are we playing tonight?
🔗 22:07 Almighty_Angry_Animar: good night ian and cori
🔗 22:07 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 22:07Sektor88: Thanks Ian / Cori!
🔗 22:07 emberBecky: g'night Ian and Cori! thanks!
🔗 22:07 MousseFilledCat: Thanks Ian!
🔗 22:07MungoDude: goodnight
🔗 22:07Sektor88: wow, perfect end time
🔗 22:08 chrono2x: I think that was a tilt
🔗 22:08Spacecarl: Not counting deaths for the game then?
🔗 22:08 mtvcdm: I'll agree on the tilt.
🔗 22:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Chrono2x no not a tilt just a lack of preparedness
🔗 22:08 TStodden: TPW = !death
🔗 22:08 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I mean i can see where it is a tilt but i see it as he didnt utilize all the slots
🔗 22:08 chrono2x: A tilt can happen because of lack of preparedness.
🔗 22:09Spacecarl: oh did he not bring a full party? I joined late, just got back from work
🔗 22:09 chrono2x: It was the smash cut to the exit screen I was mostly talking about
🔗 22:09Spacecarl: And that looked like a total party wipe to me
🔗 22:09 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Chrono2x I feel like he knew he was not gonna win
🔗 22:09 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Spacecarl he went 4 deep instead of 5 and he didnt let his party die
🔗 22:10 Almighty_Angry_Animar: he quit before they all ded
🔗 22:10 TStodden: The smash cut to closing was due to recording space running out.
🔗 22:10 chrono2x: Not that one, the more recent one right before they exited for real.
🔗 22:10Spacecarl: I suppose, but it is awfully close
🔗 22:10 mtvcdm: I gotta go watch Checkpoint now. Night, all!
🔗 22:10 emberBecky: 'night chat. ^.^
🔗 22:11 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Chrono2x both times were due to recording issues
🔗 22:11 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Spacecarl I could see it being a death but i would ask ian next week to be sure
🔗 22:11 chrono2x: Not talking about the recording issues, I mean right when the chocobo healed.
🔗 22:11Spacecarl: eh its not a big deal, every stream does it differently and all
🔗 22:11Spacecarl: just curious
🔗 22:11Spacecarl: How were streams today?
🔗 22:12 Almighty_Angry_Animar: again it was all because they barely had space he was trying to not cut to stream crashing on them. @Chrono2x but i can see why you thought that
🔗 22:12 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Spacecarl alex went all dank swoles and was fun and chicken like
🔗 22:12 chrono2x: Ah, I was only half watching towards the end there.
🔗 22:12dragoon3zero: did he just finish?
🔗 22:13 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Dragoon3zero yes
🔗 22:13Spacecarl: With my new job I can barely watch any streams live sadly
🔗 22:13dragoon3zero: i just got here
🔗 22:13dragoon3zero:
🔗 22:14Spacecarl: Well, time to go catch up on missed streams
🔗 22:14 chrono2x: Yeah, just barely finished 2 minutes ago.
🔗 22:14 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Spacecarl thankfully you haave a job
🔗 22:14Spacecarl: Only for the last 2 months!
🔗 22:14 Almighty_Angry_Animar: FF tactics and @Dragoon3zero watch the replays they are good
🔗 22:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: i need to go to bed i got work in 7 hours
🔗 22:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: night guys
🔗 22:17dragoon3zero: i just got home from work
🔗 22:17 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: whats a 5 letter word for hiding?
🔗 22:20 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: nevermind
🔗 22:21 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: ok I now have a tentative plan for the next 20 usernames
🔗 22:22 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: *whispers into empty chat* Am I crazy?
🔗 22:25 Cykouxis: bye guys
🔗 22:29 DefeatedByUsernameKaiju: I'll take that as a yes
🔗 22:35jadamelio: I am issuing MTGO an official wtf
🔗 23:17 chrono2x: not crazy, just dedicated.
