🔗 00:20 Anubis169: meow...
🔗 02:23 LRRbot: Current show not set.
🔗 02:23 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 02:23 LRRbot: The glowy thing.
🔗 02:46 moonbase_delta: !badadvice
🔗 02:46 LRRbot: Turn on the "Lance Boyle" option.
🔗 03:47 malc: !next Europe/London
🔗 03:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 08:00 PM GMT (8:12 from now).
🔗 04:20 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] You need to slow down. What the *** do you mean "the Cube"?
🔗 04:20 LRRbot: New quote #1510: "You need to slow down. What the *** do you mean "the Cube"?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:21 qrpth: !modquote 1510 (Alex) [2015-03-27] You need to slow down. What the *** do you mean "the Cube"?
🔗 04:21 LRRbot: Modified quote #1510: "You need to slow down. What the *** do you mean "the Cube"?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:21 qrpth: !modquote 1510 (Alex) [2015-03-27] You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?
🔗 04:21 LRRbot:
Modified quote #1510: "You need to slow down. What the 
do you mean "the Cube"?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:31 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.
🔗 04:31 LRRbot: New quote #1511: "I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:34 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!
🔗 04:34 LRRbot:
New quote #1512: "You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't with me, Stark!" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:38 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Should I tell them upstairs that mother lrrEFF ers got gunned down in the basement?
🔗 04:38 LRRbot:
New quote #1513: "Should I tell them upstairs that mother ers got gunned down in the basement?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:39 qrpth: !addquote It's a little gnome!
🔗 04:39 LRRbot: New quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 04:39 malc:
🔗 04:43 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Why are we collecting dead gnomes?
🔗 04:43 LRRbot: New quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:46 qrpth: !addquote Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!
🔗 04:46 LRRbot: New quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 04:49 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.
🔗 04:49 LRRbot: New quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:55 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.
🔗 04:55 LRRbot: New quote #1518: "It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:56 qrpth: !addquote It's Prancer, the inflatable.
🔗 04:56 LRRbot: New quote #1519: "It's Prancer, the inflatable."
🔗 04:57 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?
🔗 04:57 LRRbot: New quote #1520: "Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 04:58 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 04:58 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 04:58 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 04:58 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 04:58 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 04:58 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 04:58 malc watches qrpth's descent into madness 
🔗 04:59 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 04:59 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 04:59 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 04:59 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 04:59 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 04:59 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 04:59 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] This is the murder room.
🔗 04:59 LRRbot: New quote #1521: "This is the murder room." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:01 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it.
🔗 05:01 LRRbot: New quote #1522: "Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:02 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom.
🔗 05:02 LRRbot: New quote #1523: "It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:10 qrpth: !addquote (Donner) Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?
🔗 05:10 LRRbot: New quote #1524: "Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?" —Donner
🔗 05:10 qrpth: (I don't know how to English.)
🔗 05:11 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just...
🔗 05:11 LRRbot: New quote #1525: "Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just..." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:13 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!
🔗 05:13 LRRbot: New quote #1526: "Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!" —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:15 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today.
🔗 05:15 LRRbot: New quote #1527: "You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:16 qrpth: !addquote (a little gnome) Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off.
🔗 05:16 LRRbot: New quote #1528: "Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off." —a little gnome
🔗 05:19 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy.
🔗 05:19 LRRbot: New quote #1529: "We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:19 qrpth: [Alex is kill]
🔗 05:20ZethRuss: on the quest for new quotes ?
🔗 05:23 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 05:24 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 05:24 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 05:24 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 05:24 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 05:24 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 05:28 qrpth: !addquote (Alex and Graham) [2015-03-27] "Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."
🔗 05:28 LRRbot:
New quote #1530: ""Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a ing cruise missile."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:31 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok.
🔗 05:31 LRRbot: New quote #1531: "I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:37 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans.
🔗 05:37 LRRbot: New quote #1532: "Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:43 Nightvalien28: oh god are you watching spud?
🔗 05:43 qrpth: !addquote (Alex and Graham) [2015-03-27] "I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're lrrEFF ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."
🔗 05:43 LRRbot:
New quote #1533: ""I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:44 qrpth: What gave that away?
🔗 05:46ZethRuss: we're reading between the !addquotes
🔗 05:46 malc: !quote 1514
🔗 05:46 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 05:47 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 05:47 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 05:48 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 05:48 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 05:48 qrpth: !quote 1516
🔗 05:48 LRRbot: Quote #1516: "Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!"
🔗 05:48 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 05:48 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 05:49 qrpth: !quote gnome
🔗 05:49 LRRbot: Quote #1528: "Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off." —a little gnome
🔗 05:50 qrpth: Alex just stole a bag of sand from a penguin.
🔗 05:50 qrpth: Game, pls.
🔗 05:51ZethRuss: in what place did the game touch you ?
🔗 05:52 malc: head and shoulders above Myst.
🔗 05:52 qrpth: Head and shoulders above Myst.
🔗 05:54 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] We just lrrEFF ing murdered him! We killed that man. We killed him.
🔗 05:54 LRRbot:
New quote #1534: "We just ing murdered him! We killed that man. We killed him." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:59 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now.
🔗 05:59 LRRbot: New quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 05:59 qrpth: !findquote purgatory
🔗 05:59 LRRbot: Quote #1419: ""No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."" —Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]
🔗 06:02 qrpth: !addquote Bunny pancakes, anyone?
🔗 06:02 LRRbot: New quote #1536: "Bunny pancakes, anyone?"
🔗 06:06 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 06:06 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 06:08 qrpth: Alex made a trumpet gnome.
🔗 06:08 qrpth: Graham played the airhorn sound.
🔗 06:08 qrpth: Alex fell out of the chair.
🔗 06:14 Nightvalien28: lol
🔗 06:18 qrpth: Don't do armed drugs, kids.
🔗 06:24 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] Why is there a one banana toll just to get over to where a monkey is asleep?
🔗 06:24 LRRbot: New quote #1537: "Why is there a one banana toll just to get over to where a monkey is asleep?" —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 06:44 qrpth: !addquote It's a rusty door.
🔗 06:44 LRRbot: New quote #1538: "It's a rusty door."
🔗 06:45 qrpth: !delquote 1538
🔗 06:45 LRRbot: Marked quote #1538 as deleted.
🔗 07:12 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?
🔗 07:12 LRRbot: New quote #1539: "It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 07:12 qrpth: But Alex, 'The Quivering' was inside you all along.
🔗 07:17 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] It's so cathartic to see Spud eat *** once in a while.
🔗 07:17 LRRbot: New quote #1540: "It's so cathartic to see Spud eat *** once in a while." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 07:18 PhoenixMelior: ah, and here we are, adding all of the quotes from the Quivering to the database
🔗 07:19 Nightvalien28: yup
🔗 07:19 Nightvalien28: because the nightmare never ends
🔗 07:21 qrpth: Oh the time for The Quivering is yet to come...
🔗 07:22 PhoenixMelior: oh that's true, those are still quotes from Spud aren't they
🔗 07:24 qrpth: !quote 1531
🔗 07:24 LRRbot: Quote #1531: "I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 07:27 qrpth: new phone who dis
🔗 07:27Wondermoo: just checking to make sure i can be seen in chat
🔗 07:27Wondermoo: Twitch is playing merry havoc with this account
🔗 07:31 PhoenixMelior: twitch is weird sometime
🔗 07:31 PhoenixMelior: *sometimes
🔗 07:32 malc:
only sometimes?
🔗 07:32 PhoenixMelior: lol true
🔗 07:55 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] Give her the Rusty Door.
🔗 07:55 LRRbot: New quote #1541: "Give her the Rusty Door." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 07:57 Trippzen: Can I blame Graham for getting me sick if I'm 3000 miles away and we've never met?
🔗 07:58 Trippzen: I keep trying to write but the concentration (I guess) just makes me delirious...
🔗 08:00 qrpth: !addquote (PC Gamer Magazine) Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst.
🔗 08:00 LRRbot: New quote #1542: "Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst." —PC Gamer Magazine
🔗 08:01 malc:
trippzen: oh I know *that* feel 
🔗 08:09 qrpth: !addquote (Alex and Graham) [2015-03-27] "*whispering* Is he trying to lrrEFF us?" "I hope so. Otherwise the whole thing doesn't make sense."
🔗 08:09 LRRbot:
New quote #1543: ""*whispering* Is he trying to us?" "I hope so. Otherwise the whole thing doesn't make sense."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 08:09 PhoenixMelior: thanks to these quotes, I'm now rewatching the Quivering VOD. I hope you're happy, qrpth
🔗 08:12 malc: I totally would be, were I not at work
🔗 08:12 PhoenixMelior: I'm at work, and need something to save me from complete mind
🔗 08:13 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 08:13 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 08:13 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 08:13 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 08:13 qrpth: !quote 1514
🔗 08:13 LRRbot: Quote #1514: "It's a little gnome!"
🔗 08:14 PhoenixMelior: !advice
🔗 08:14 LRRbot: Throw your face at enemies.
🔗 08:16 malc: true, VoDs at work are good for sanity. but I think The Quivering might distract me from a purchasing decision
🔗 08:18 PhoenixMelior: well, I'm spending my time working on an audit so I need some mental stimulation, hehe
🔗 08:26 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his lrrEFF ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent.
🔗 08:26 LRRbot:
New quote #1544: "I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 08:27 qrpth: Oh, god! They made a suicide bomber rabbit.
🔗 08:27 PhoenixMelior: that they did
🔗 08:28 qrpth: "I'm ten."
🔗 08:30 qrpth: nopenopenopenope
🔗 08:32 qrpth: Soon the nightmare will be over.
🔗 08:33 qrpth: "Oh, look! Mistletoe! *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*"
🔗 08:42hippitybobbity: !next
🔗 08:42 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (3:17 from now).
🔗 08:47 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] I wish we could race around the library.
🔗 08:47 LRRbot: New quote #1545: "I wish we could race around the library." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 08:48 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game.
🔗 08:48 LRRbot: New quote #1546: "I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 08:49 PhoenixMelior: I love watching qrpth slowly descend into madness
🔗 08:50 Nightvalien28: it is fun
🔗 08:51 Nightvalien28: how are you today Phoenixmelior ?
🔗 08:51 PhoenixMelior: I'm pretty good Nightvalien28, thanks for asking
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: surprised_fart.wav
🔗 08:54 qrpth: !addquote (Graham) [2015-03-27] A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off.
🔗 08:54 LRRbot: New quote #1547: "A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off." —Graham [2015-03-27]
🔗 08:55 PhoenixMelior: surprised fart? Surely you wouldn't be surprised by us
🔗 08:56hippitybobbity: considering_fart.mp3
🔗 08:59 qrpth: It's over.
🔗 09:00 qrpth: It can't hurt us anymore.
🔗 09:01hippitybobbity: This paper is moving along pretty well
🔗 09:01hippitybobbity: but jesus it's a lot of data crunching
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: least you don't have to simulate an entire plant to write your paper
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: always be grateful of that
🔗 09:02 qrpth: "Manga horror"
🔗 09:02 qrpth: I remember that.
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: oh no, you move on to Disillusion?
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: that's uh... a thing
🔗 09:04 qrpth: Voice acting by Google Translate.
🔗 09:04 qrpth: Or was that something else?
🔗 09:04 Nightvalien28: oh boy
🔗 09:05hippitybobbity: You're right
🔗 09:05hippitybobbity: I have to simulate 3
🔗 09:05hippitybobbity: Admittedly, not in its entire unholy detail
🔗 09:06hippitybobbity: but fairly accurately, so as to compare 3 types of ethanol production
🔗 09:07 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] It's so tough being thirteen.
🔗 09:07 LRRbot: New quote #1548: "It's so tough being thirteen." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:07 PhoenixMelior: oh hey
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: my final project was to fully design an ethylene glycol plant
🔗 09:08 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] I brought sushi. It's Japanese.
🔗 09:08 LRRbot: New quote #1549: "I brought sushi. It's Japanese." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:08hippitybobbity: Oh chemistry, thou canst eat a buckette of dicke
🔗 09:09 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Oh, such angstu da.
🔗 09:09 LRRbot: New quote #1550: "Oh, such angstu da." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:09 qrpth: !modquote 1550 (Alex) [2015-03-27] Ah, such angstu da.
🔗 09:09 LRRbot: Modified quote #1550: "Ah, such angstu da." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:10 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] The lrrEFF are we walking on?
🔗 09:10 LRRbot:
New quote #1551: "The are we walking on?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:13 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Chi da! Editor's note: chi means blood.
🔗 09:13 LRRbot: New quote #1552: "Chi da! Editor's note: chi means blood." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:15hippitybobbity: Why are you adding year old quotes, qrpth?
🔗 09:15 Nightvalien28: first time he is watching
🔗 09:15 malc: he is rewatching Spud et al
🔗 09:15 PhoenixMelior: because they were before the quote function and the world needs to know
🔗 09:15 malc: which didn't get !quoted at the time
🔗 09:15 qrpth: Shh, no tears. Only dreams now.
🔗 09:15 malc: the quote function existed in pump19 but there were very few added
🔗 09:16 qrpth: "Ahh! Did... did that hammer.. just? In the window?"
🔗 09:17 qrpth: I'm a !quote archeologist.
🔗 09:17hippitybobbity: I see
🔗 09:17hippitybobbity: How good are you with whips
🔗 09:19 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game.
🔗 09:19 LRRbot: New quote #1553: "Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:19hippitybobbity: Oh now I know what you;re watching
🔗 09:21 qrpth: "Sore wa gomi da." is what I'm watching.
🔗 09:21 qrpth: Finally, a sentence in a game that accurately describes it.
🔗 09:22 Nightvalien28: ugh death note was such an awful thing
🔗 09:22hippitybobbity: I enjoyed it
🔗 09:22hippitybobbity: but then again, I was 17
🔗 09:22 Nightvalien28: I enjoyed the premise then it dragged on into full ***
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: I enjoyed it up until it passed the halfway mark
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: and then I should have stopped
🔗 09:25 Nightvalien28: yup same
🔗 09:26 qrpth: I remember that I watched it.
🔗 09:26 qrpth: It's probably better that way.
🔗 09:31 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] What if we did a generic horror game but it was headlined by a manga character. BY MY OC! I'M GONNA PUT MY OC IN A HORROR MANGA GAME, he's a kid and he's got a striped shirt and his necklace has a razorblade on it and he's got pink eyes, 'cause...
🔗 09:31 LRRbot: New quote #1554: "What if we did a generic horror game but it was headlined by a manga character. BY MY OC! I'M GONNA PUT MY OC IN A HORROR MANGA GAME, he's a kid and he's got a striped shirt and his necklace has a razorblade on it and he's got pink eyes, 'cause..." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:32hippitybobbity: OC pls dont steel
🔗 09:33 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
🔗 09:34 qrpth: Oh the neverending "nani ka ga koko ni aru"...
🔗 09:35 qrpth: Must... stand... against... the devil...
🔗 09:35hippitybobbity: Idont speak Japanese
🔗 09:35hippitybobbity: but that looks wrong
🔗 09:36 PhoenixMelior: I don't know about you guys, but nothing infuriates me more than people that don't type properly
🔗 09:36 PhoenixMelior: chat rooms, text messages or otherwise. This isn't *** t9 anymore
🔗 09:36 PhoenixMelior: and even when there WAS t9 I spelled it all out, thank you.
🔗 09:36hippitybobbity: You're talking about text abbreviations?
🔗 09:37 qrpth: T9 wrote everything out.
🔗 09:37 Nightvalien28: well you never corrected me so I must be doing something right
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: Surely the occasional typo doesnt inspire such fury
🔗 09:39 PhoenixMelior: not the occasional typo but sometimes my boyfriend still texts me "hru" and I'm like "... no."
🔗 09:40hippitybobbity: Oh! it means how are you
🔗 09:40 Mooriarty: aw, but I like my wtfs
🔗 09:40hippitybobbity: I cracked the code
🔗 09:40 qrpth: Oh. I see.
🔗 09:41 Nightvalien28: oh
🔗 09:41 Nightvalien28: nicely done Hippitybobbity
🔗 09:43 Mooriarty: on a related note: I found rhubarb beer and while I like it, I have no idea what it actually tastes like
🔗 09:44 Nightvalien28: huh interesting
🔗 09:44hippitybobbity: Im going to have a wild guess and say it tasted of rhubarb
🔗 09:47 Mooriarty:
considering it isn't labeled with the actual word beer on it and I'm in germany, that propably means there is some fake aroma stuff in it. so I'm ruling out both actual beer and rhubarb 
🔗 09:47 PhoenixMelior: it's probably the syrupy beer *** that they market to women over there
🔗 09:48 PhoenixMelior: (I just preferred weissbeer when I was there, or radlers)
🔗 09:48 PhoenixMelior: man, radlers are the best
🔗 09:48Lithobraker: !next
🔗 09:48 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (2:11 from now).
🔗 09:49 PhoenixMelior: guys I have so much work to do right now
🔗 09:49 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] Manga, not even once.
🔗 09:49 LRRbot: New quote #1555: "Manga, not even once." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:49 Mooriarty: not the season, sadly. now you pretty much only get something called Bockbier, which I wouldn't even know how to translate
🔗 09:49hippitybobbity: Ram's beer
🔗 09:50hippitybobbity: I think they're classed as Stouts
🔗 09:50 Mooriarty: oh, "bock" is just a thing in english. well then
🔗 09:51 qrpth: !addquote (The_Ocean_who_Subbed) [2015-03-27] The subocean rejects this.
🔗 09:51 LRRbot: New quote #1556: "The subocean rejects this." —The_Ocean_who_Subbed [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:51 Mooriarty: ooh, chatquotes
🔗 09:52 qrpth: There are nonzero amount of chatquotes.
🔗 09:53hippitybobbity: I almost had a chatquote but there werent any mods
🔗 09:54 PhoenixMelior: I almost had a chat quote
🔗 09:54 PhoenixMelior: then anubis decided that I shouldn't get it because it was intentional
🔗 09:54 qrpth: !modquote 1556 (The_Ocean_who_Subbed) [2015-03-27] Can I just say, I reject her. Right now. The subocean rejects this.
🔗 09:54 LRRbot: Modified quote #1556: "Can I just say, I reject her. Right now. The subocean rejects this." —The_Ocean_who_Subbed [2015-03-27]
🔗 09:54 Mooriarty: you could always try bribery
🔗 09:54 Nightvalien28: aw come on isn't that the point?
🔗 09:54 PhoenixMelior: which... I'm pretty sure compleatly's was intentional so I'm not sure why it was rejected but eh
🔗 09:55 PhoenixMelior: I do not require myself to be in the quote database to be internet famous by my own right.
🔗 09:55 PhoenixMelior: !quote compleatly
🔗 09:55 LRRbot: Quote #296: "No Beej, you have to wait for them to physically enter the Onion." —Compleatly
🔗 09:56 Nightvalien28: think heather will get someone killed today?
🔗 09:56 PhoenixMelior: hmm, what are we up to today, heading to olivine?
🔗 09:57 Nightvalien28: I think so
🔗 09:57 PhoenixMelior: Maybe not. I'm worried about Jasmine but that's not for a while
🔗 09:57 Mooriarty: eh, wouldn't be fun without a little risk =)
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: I just don't want Jasmine to kill you, Mooriarty - you're kind of our best Pokemon right now :3
🔗 10:02 qrpth: !addquote (Alex) [2015-03-27] You know, I feel as though some of these locations might actually look a little better than Walden and the Werewolf. At least I think these people have been inside a building.
🔗 10:02 LRRbot: New quote #1557: "You know, I feel as though some of these locations might actually look a little better than Walden and the Werewolf. At least I think these people have been inside a building." —Alex [2015-03-27]
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: and you're OP, but not against a Steelix and Magnemites you're not
🔗 10:03hippitybobbity: What pokemon is Mooriarty
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior: Crobat
🔗 10:04 Mooriarty: oh, I already had my brush with death already. with a bee no less
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: Robin had hers too - sadly those are two pokemon that won't help against the steel gym lol
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: although up against the fighting gym, you'll be great (you not Robin)
🔗 10:05 Mooriarty: what does heather even have there?
🔗 10:06 Mooriarty: emdyrr? does that work?
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: Emdyrr only sort of works, since steelix also knows ground moves
🔗 10:07 Mooriarty: hm, at best that's very effective on both sides
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: ideally we need edroach or another water type to take on that steelix
🔗 10:07 Mooriarty: which would be risky
🔗 10:07 Mooriarty: oh yeah, edroach
🔗 10:07hippitybobbity: Are you a pokeymans Phoenix
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: nope
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: my sub had just gone when she started
🔗 10:08 Mooriarty: not perfect, but at least shouldn't be harmed as much
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: besides there's only one phoenix pokemon and it's a joke
🔗 10:08hippitybobbity: is there
🔗 10:08 Mooriarty: well there's the legendary firebird isn't there?
🔗 10:08hippitybobbity: What, Ho Oh?
🔗 10:08hippitybobbity: I like that one
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: yeah ho-oh
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: I don't like it from a phoenix standpoint
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: its design is too... frail looking
🔗 10:09 Mooriarty: it does look kinda goofy
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: its plumage is not wondrous
🔗 10:10TwistedPear: \last.fm ihorner
🔗 10:10Pump19: Ian Horner is listening to "Changes" by Seu Jorge
🔗 10:10 Mooriarty: but still no actual phoenix? huh. you'd think they'd get to that before animating furniture
🔗 10:10TwistedPear: \lrrftb
🔗 10:10Pump19: Join the modded Minecraft Server on ftb.lrrcraft.com! We're playing FTB Infinity Evolved. Current Status: Online - 2/15 players
🔗 10:11hippitybobbity: God DAMN you why is this guy so bad at making assignments
🔗 10:11hippitybobbity: I am so mad
🔗 10:11hippitybobbity: and tired
🔗 10:12 Mooriarty: when is our first chance at getting a firestone anyway? flareon would be neat
🔗 10:12 qrpth: So anyways...
🔗 10:15 PhoenixMelior: I forget when - I think it's dependent on calls and such
🔗 10:15Lithobraker: Who's excited for OGW limited? looks fun.
🔗 10:15 PhoenixMelior: but yeah there's no actual phoenix. I consider cypress-pokemon like Blaziken the half-breed version but that's not really a full fledged phoenix either
🔗 10:16Lithobraker: plenty of removal, interesting interactions, not as much support for allies as one would like but oh well
🔗 10:16Lithobraker: a bunch of eldrazi mechanics that fuel processors
🔗 10:16 PhoenixMelior: I have no one to play with so unfortunately magic is irrelevant to me at present
🔗 10:16 Mooriarty: it's weird. ogw allies are defensive, but I like the izzet stuff
🔗 10:17 Mooriarty: I don't know what ally decks will do with the mixed limited, previously they were beatdown, but cohort kinda forces you into a passive blocking role?
🔗 10:17Lithobraker: sultry simic butts will have fun with the new ancient crab
🔗 10:18Lithobraker: cohort is pretty weak without consistent token generators me thinks
🔗 10:18hippitybobbity: !addquote (lithobraker) now "sultry simic butts will have fun with the new ancient crab"
🔗 10:18 LRRbot: hippitybobbity: That is a mod-only command
🔗 10:18hippitybobbity: hehehehe
🔗 10:20Lithobraker: EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THE ANCIENT CRAB?
🔗 10:20Lithobraker: AFTER THE FALL OF SEA GATE AND THE DRAINING OF THE HALIMAR BASIN, THE CRAB SET OFF TO FIND A NEW HOME.
🔗 10:20Lithobraker: but yeah, a 1/5 for 1UU in a with assault formation seems deece
🔗 10:31 PhoenixMelior: I'm looking forward to my tiny lunch break where I go grab baguette for my pork sandwich, then immediately come back and do more work because I have too much to do
🔗 10:40hippitybobbity: Im going home to sleep and be annoyed
🔗 10:40hippitybobbity: At nothing in particular
🔗 10:41 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 10:42 PhoenixMelior: sleep and feel less annoyed, my friend
🔗 10:42 DarkMorford: Hey chat. What's new?
🔗 10:43 PhoenixMelior: not a whole lot, what's new with you morford?
🔗 10:43 Mooriarty: today I learned the little glass plate in microwaves can melt if you try hard enough
🔗 10:43 DarkMorford: Just work stuff. Woke up earlier than I wanted to, so I'm a bit tired.
🔗 10:43 PhoenixMelior: that's no good
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior: I feel a lot better since yesterday, but I'm so busy at work I don't think I'll be able to play P4 over "lunch"
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior: which is awkward, because I was in the middle of a dungeon to beat an optional boss... guess it'll have to sleep all day
🔗 10:45 DarkMorford: Which boss?
🔗 10:50 PhoenixMelior: Uhm... Contrarion King
🔗 10:51hippitybobbity: HAving succesfully saved an excel file
🔗 10:51hippitybobbity: Shouldnt think it always takes that long
🔗 10:51hippitybobbity: I can now be free
🔗 10:51hippitybobbity: free to walk into the rain
🔗 10:51hippitybobbity: today sucks
🔗 10:51 DarkMorford: Hm... what level is your party? As I recall, the optional bosses in each dungeon are a lot harder than the first one.
🔗 10:52hippitybobbity: See you all in a few hours
🔗 10:52 DarkMorford: Oh my.
🔗 10:53 PhoenixMelior: I'm level 17 or 18 with a Jack Frost that has been buffed a LOT
🔗 10:53 DarkMorford:
"Remake" doesn't mean a straight port, though. My romhack still has meaning!
🔗 10:54Metric_Furlong: evening chat
🔗 10:54 DarkMorford: Hey Furlong
🔗 10:54 PhoenixMelior: hello Furlong
🔗 10:54 PhoenixMelior: but yeah it's like a level 20 Frost with extra magic and endurance
🔗 10:54Metric_Furlong: went out to buy tea earlier this evening
🔗 10:54Metric_Furlong: came back, found I was out of milk
🔗 10:54Metric_Furlong: fml
🔗 10:54 PhoenixMelior: nooooo
🔗 10:55 DarkMorford: You should be good, then. The boss is level 17, according to google.
🔗 10:55 PhoenixMelior: is that a british thing? Or is it just your preferred tea is best with milk
🔗 10:55 PhoenixMelior: yeah I think I'm all right. I think Yukiko has Media? Or will soon
🔗 10:55Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, most breakfast teas are blended to be drunk with milk, yes
🔗 10:56Metric_Furlong: first Bowie and now this
🔗 10:56Metric_Furlong: everything is awful
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: I need to go and buy some things to have with lunch in a couple minutes
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: luckily there is a local (and very busy) supermarket not too far away
🔗 10:57Metric_Furlong: I recommend tea
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: I have cold tea
🔗 10:58 PhoenixMelior: and I can't drink hot tea because of my appliance - though I guess I could if I'm just eating as well
🔗 11:07Lithobraker: !next
🔗 11:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (52m from now).
🔗 11:08Lithobraker:
The hall had quorn today. 
always nice to not have to choose between guilt and not nice food
🔗 11:09Lithobraker: anyways, how is chat?
🔗 11:15 DarkMorford: I can't drink hot tea because I have something of a cat's tongue. Anything over about 135 Fahrenheit is painful.
🔗 11:24 PhoenixMelior: what is quorn?
🔗 11:34hippitybobbity: father into your hands I commend my spirit
🔗 11:34hippitybobbity jumps around to system of a down
🔗 11:35Lithobraker: Phoenixmelior this magic fungi based meat substitute that tastes exactly like a chicken patty
🔗 11:37Lithobraker: It works really well as a substitute for any boring meat, and I don't have to feel guilty about climate change or overfishing
🔗 11:38hippitybobbity: tell me more
🔗 11:39Metric_Furlong: do people not know what Quorn is?
🔗 11:39hippitybobbity: Quorn?
🔗 11:40hippitybobbity: sounds like Gandalfs mortal enemy
🔗 11:40 DarkMorford: Oh, hi Hodor! (Noticed the title change)
🔗 11:42Lithobraker: Metric_furlong I had never met it before I came to the UK
🔗 11:43Lithobraker: it doesn't help that when people talk about it it sounds like "corn", not "quorn"
🔗 11:43 PhoenixMelior: I don't think we have "quorn" over here
🔗 11:44 PhoenixMelior: also I don't understand how "chicken patty" and "overfishing" are related
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: also also, if you're worried about climate change and can't give up eating meat for the protein and vitamins it bestows, stop eating cow products
🔗 11:46hippitybobbity: the numbers on that are insane
🔗 11:46 PhoenixMelior: on what, quorn?
🔗 11:46hippitybobbity: cow products produce so much ghg its insane
🔗 11:47 PhoenixMelior: oh that
🔗 11:47 TXC2: Hello Everybody!
🔗 11:47 PhoenixMelior: yes, it's why i try not to eat beef or milk if i can
🔗 11:47hippitybobbity: yeah
🔗 11:47 PhoenixMelior: hey txc2
🔗 11:47hippitybobbity: hey txc2
🔗 11:47 TXC2: hello Phoenixmelior
🔗 11:47 TXC2: hello Hippitybobbity
🔗 11:48hippitybobbity: hey chat would you like to see the great churchtower of Utrecht which is a million fuckin years old play Space Oddity on the bells
🔗 11:49hippitybobbity: as a tribute to the late, great Bowie
🔗 11:49Metric_Furlong: go for it
🔗 11:49Metric_Furlong: it couldn't possibly make my day any worse
🔗 11:50hippitybobbity: have you had a bad day Metric? sorry to hear that
🔗 11:50Metric_Furlong: this is amazing
🔗 11:50hippitybobbity: I know right
🔗 11:51Lithobraker: Phoenixmelior the overfishing is more about when the hall serves fish, often it's yellowfin tuna instead of something sustainable like catfish. Chicken doesn't contribute to ghg nearly as much as beef, but it still has an impact
🔗 11:52Metric_Furlong:
also there's that whole 'killing something to eat it' thing
🔗 11:52hippitybobbity: weirdly metric I dont care about that at all
🔗 11:52Metric_Furlong: I know you don't
🔗 11:52Metric_Furlong: carnivores never do
🔗 11:53 Juliamon: Killing is irrelevant, you need to kill a lot of plants to eat them too
🔗 11:53Metric_Furlong: hence why they eat meat
🔗 11:53Metric_Furlong: ah, I see I've made a mistake in that throwaway joke
🔗 11:53hippitybobbity: I've helped slaughter some animals on my grandparents farm
🔗 11:53hippitybobbity: oh dear I misjudged
🔗 11:53 PhoenixMelior: plants know when you're killing and eating them too
🔗 11:53Metric_Furlong: in that the meat-eaters are now getting self-righteous
🔗 11:54hippitybobbity: do they?
🔗 11:54hippitybobbity: plants I mean
🔗 11:54 Omega_Lairon: I don't buy the "you gotta kill yourt own food" anti-meat argument. I mean, did you sew your clothes your wearing? Build the microchips in your computer? Build your house?
🔗 11:54 PhoenixMelior: and, everything creates GHGs. I choose to eat in a way that is both good for me and the environment, because I've taken courses on this and that's the only real way
🔗 11:54 PhoenixMelior: @Hippitybobbity studies have shown that they do yes
🔗 11:54Lithobraker: Metric_furlong I'm working my way down away from vertebrates toward invertebrates. I've decided to prioritize an incredibly subjective measure of "suffering" as my objective function to minimize
🔗 11:55hippitybobbity: is there any way to attribute conscience to plants?
🔗 11:55 TXC2: well seeing that plants are living things, they, by definition, have to be able to feel
🔗 11:55hippitybobbity: then again, can you attribute conscience to anything
🔗 11:55Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, not really, no
🔗 11:56Lithobraker: Hippitybobbity eh. but you could argue that the lower in the trophic level you consume the less suffering you cause.
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: I just don't let that stuff bother me - people can eat however they want
🔗 11:56Metric_Furlong: anyway, I'm going to recuse myself from Chat for a while
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: but if you're one of those vegans that says things like "eggs are just chicken periods" we will not get along
🔗 11:57 Juliamon: I don't care what or how people eat as long as they don't try to force it on me. Like religion and politics, I like to make my own decisions.
🔗 11:57Metric_Furlong: I made a comment that opened a topic I'm too emotionally tired to deal with atm
🔗 11:57hippitybobbity: it will blow over
🔗 11:57hippitybobbity: see you in a bit Metric
🔗 11:57Lithobraker: even if plants were to suffer, consuming animals would result in more plants being consumed than just consuming plants. unless those animals only consumed from a single aspen tree. hmm
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: I'm just with Juliamon on the whole thing - I will do my thing
🔗 11:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (2m from now).
🔗 11:57 TXC2: eh chat was talking about before you came Metric_furlong so dont blame yourself
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: @Lithobraker it's the cirrrrrcle of liiiiiiife
🔗 11:58hippitybobbity: I consume mud
🔗 11:58hippitybobbity: delicious minerals
🔗 11:58macelight: and it tastes like dirt
🔗 11:58 TXC2:
Hippitybobbity I think you mean "coffee"
🔗 11:58hippitybobbity: bring me your finest organic compounds
🔗 11:58 Omega_Lairon: Honestly though, it's a *bit* of a dick move to potentially start one of "those" discussion topics, then peace out once the fires start... not that they are - LRR chat is awesome like that. Still...
🔗 11:59 TXC2: Hippitybobbity btw that was a blackadder joke
🔗 11:59Lithobraker: Phoenixmelior it's the really complex web of liiiiife. oh and viruses play a really big role in iiiiiit. How big? well, we can't even count them so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🔗 11:59Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: meh ill switch to lab grown meat when its available and not too pricey
🔗 11:59hippitybobbity: omega_lairon conversations move in strange ways thats not completely fair
🔗 11:59 TXC2: in-vito meat ftw
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: and has been proven not to contain harmful chemicals etc etc
🔗 11:59 Juliamon: I am always down for cool science food
🔗 12:00Lithobraker: or switch to moving my mind onto a computer
🔗 12:00hippitybobbity: black aaaadder black aaaadder
🔗 12:00 Omega_Lairon: I suppose that's just with the gift of hindsight then. Okay, fair enough
🔗 12:00Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: that being said ive been learning more vegetarian recipes and they are realllllly goood
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: I'll agree there
🔗 12:00EricTheOrange: Hi Hi Hi
🔗 12:00 Juliamon: we LIVE
🔗 12:00Lithobraker: SIGNAL
🔗 12:005 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 12:00 Juliamon: let's beat up some animals!
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: I honestly just eat whatever seems tasty and full of the proper things I need - typically protein, vitamins and less carbs
🔗 12:00 Omega_Lairon: Right on time, as usual ^_^
🔗 12:00lightspeeddash:
oh look i made it just in time
🔗 12:01 Omega_Lairon: !explain nuzlocke
🔗 12:01 LRRbot:
This is a "Nuzlocke challenge" run. The rules are as follows: 1. Heather can ONLY catch the first Pokemon she encounters on any given route. 2. Any Pokemon that is KO'd in battle is DEAD, and may never be used again. A recap of the game's events (including memorials to fallen allies) can be found at www.girlswithscissors.com
🔗 12:01 Escherichia3: Hi Heather!
🔗 12:01 waZelda: Handheld hype!
🔗 12:01 Random_Robin: Hi Heather!
🔗 12:01 Mangledpixel: boop
🔗 12:01whiskytangofoxtrot: We get signal! And ads.
🔗 12:01PhoenixMelior subscribed for 21 months in a row!
🔗 12:01 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, PhoenixMelior! (Today's storm count: 1)
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: whoo
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: Hi Heather!
🔗 12:01 TXC2: Hello Heather!
🔗 12:01waZelda subscribed for 25 months in a row!
🔗 12:01 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, waZelda! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 12:01Sektor88:
hodor. 
🔗 12:01lightspeeddash: i vote to go right from Ecruteak City you can grind more in that directoin
🔗 12:02 Foxmar320: hi Heather
🔗 12:02 Dix: Its the pokemans
🔗 12:02Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: is wazelda like waluigi and wario?
🔗 12:02 Random_Robin: Did we get strengh?
🔗 12:02 Traion: hi Hodor, hi Chat
🔗 12:02Lithobraker: To fill up my pokedex on my nuzlocke I would continue to capture pokemon but name the "CONDEMNED" and then euthanize them at the next poke center ....
🔗 12:02 Mooriarty:
ohai heather, ohai chat 
🔗 12:02 embyrr922: Hi, Heather! Hi, Chat!
🔗 12:02 TXC2: hello Traion welcome
🔗 12:02 Random_Robin: *strength
🔗 12:02lightspeeddash: No she hasn't gotten strength
🔗 12:02 PhoenixMelior: so - Heather is supposed to go left here, but we could go right for experience. Not too far without getting in trouble
🔗 12:02 TXC2: hello Mooriarty and Embyrr922 welcome
🔗 12:02flikerz1: hello chat realm.
🔗 12:02lightspeeddash: Phoenix Melior the highest level pokemon even in the base is 25
🔗 12:03 TXC2: hello Flikerz1 welcome
🔗 12:03Pariah164: Greetings chat, hello Heather.
🔗 12:03 3DDotNikkiWolf: Speaking of Pokeymans, has people seen the upcoming event Pokemon we're getting?
🔗 12:03lightspeeddash: she can clear the next town and be fine
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: @Lightspeeddash I meant like in whatever town that is
🔗 12:03 TXC2: hello Pariah164 welcome
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: also there's a Nidoking on the way
🔗 12:03 mtvcdm: Good morning/evening/afternoon.
🔗 12:03 PhoenixMelior: and if anyone watched the AGDQ steam of pokemon yellow - that is a formidable opponent
🔗 12:03 RebelliousUno: CHAAAT
🔗 12:03 Appleguard: Ah man, remember when TMs were a consumable resource?
🔗 12:03Lithobraker: Is it me or a satchel really impractical for the amount of walking you do in pokemon?
🔗 12:04lightspeeddash: Yes You can Get strength by going to the Right of Ecruteak City and entering the cave
🔗 12:04 Mooriarty: I think we could have gotten strengh already? but I have no idea where
🔗 12:04ZethRuss: good eveing
🔗 12:04 TXC2: hello Mtvcdm and Rebelliousuno welcome
🔗 12:04ZethRuss: *evening
🔗 12:04 RebelliousUno: Hey Heather
🔗 12:04 RebelliousUno: Hola TXC2
🔗 12:04 SchalaKitty:
It's the Heather times
🔗 12:04 PhoenixMelior: hmm, did the stream buffer briefly for anyone else?
🔗 12:04 Omega_Lairon: Maybe the satchel has a waist strap to secure it? : \
🔗 12:04Pariah164: Finally making a dent in my backlog. A small one, but a dent nonetheless. Now, do I try and beat FE:A again before Fates drops, or do I try and beat Persona Q because it's the only Persona game I haven't completed yet?
🔗 12:04 TXC2: hello Zethruss welcome
🔗 12:04 Appleguard: I look back on R/B/Y and cannot comprehend the nostalgia
🔗 12:04Earthenone: i think a pocket dimension is worth the inconvenience @Lithobraker
🔗 12:05lightspeeddash: whelp i tried lol
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: @Pariah164 Persona Q - though it'll take you a while. Keep making backlog dents!
🔗 12:05mungosuntinal: Are you riding a bike inside of a building, you uncouth little swine?
🔗 12:05 RAICx: Hi Hodor and chat
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: I just started Persona 4 Golden myself and I'm DEEP ^_^
🔗 12:05 TXC2:
Appleguard well that's nostalgia for you
🔗 12:05 Mooriarty: ohai RAICx
🔗 12:05Pariah164: P4G is the GOAT.
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: and by that I mean I am SO HOOKED
🔗 12:05lightspeeddash: how far Phoenix?
🔗 12:05 TXC2: hello RAICx welcome
🔗 12:05Writer_Raven: Oh man, tuned in for the first time today and I'm having a massive nostalgia moment. =3
🔗 12:05Pariah164: My favorite JRPG of all time EVER.
🔗 12:05Lithobraker: !game
🔗 12:05 LRRbot: Currently playing: Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver (rating 100%)
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: @Lightspeeddash not very - about to make an attempt on the optional boss in Yukiko's dungeon. It's May 1st
🔗 12:05 Mooriarty:
grass! trees are boring
🔗 12:05Baranastra: What's availible for this route?
🔗 12:06 TXC2: hekki Writer_raven welcome
🔗 12:06lightspeeddash: both are probably gonna be disappointments so grass
🔗 12:06mungosuntinal: I don't exactly know what I'm even tuned in for, I've never played a Pokemon game
🔗 12:06lightspeeddash: correct "attempt"
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior: actually trees are more likely to be Hoothoot
🔗 12:06Pariah164: Mungosuntinal You are the last of a rare breed.
🔗 12:06 Mooriarty: new fraaaaand
🔗 12:06Pariah164: CATCH THAT ISH
🔗 12:06 Appleguard: Pokemon is just a JRPG where there are like 700 party members
🔗 12:06lightspeeddash: ITS A KITTEH
🔗 12:06 RAICx: Ohwait Gyrados?
🔗 12:06 waZelda: Cash money hype
🔗 12:06 Omega_Lairon: -_-'
🔗 12:07 3DDotNikkiWolf: GG, Omega XD
🔗 12:07Pariah164: LMAO Omega_lairon
🔗 12:07 PhoenixMelior:
Dix - I'd be excited if everything ever was available for shipping in Canada 
🔗 12:07 Omega_Lairon: <_< I was signal boosting. Yeah
🔗 12:07 RebelliousUno: whale dong Omega_Lairon Whale Dong
🔗 12:07 Mooriarty:
🔗 12:07lightspeeddash:
if you don't know you can press the button and read it w/o using
🔗 12:07 PhoenixMelior: whale plaid good sir
🔗 12:07 3DDotNikkiWolf: I already own a New 3DS XL, but I do like that anniversary New 3DS.
🔗 12:07 Featherweight_: Ello Hodor
🔗 12:07 SchalaKitty: Omega - stop trying to get all of us to spend money
🔗 12:07xhjon: I need those 20th anniv sleeves and playmat
🔗 12:07Pariah164: It's so cute! :3
🔗 12:07 DennyMcG: I need to save up money for one of the Charizard 3DS.
🔗 12:07 TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
🔗 12:07Baranastra: @Appleguard Unfortunately, if I want a huge amount of party members, I would rather play Suikoden.
🔗 12:07 RebelliousUno: Featherweight_ lo
🔗 12:07lightspeeddash: i want another pokemon game
🔗 12:08lightspeeddash: that isn't pokken
🔗 12:08lightspeeddash: or go
🔗 12:08 PhoenixMelior: @Lightspeeddash me too - it's been a while
🔗 12:08lightspeeddash: 2 years lol
🔗 12:08 Omega_Lairon: But eh... that merch is... Pikachu and legendaries. Blegh
🔗 12:08 PhoenixMelior: or Super Mystery Dungeon
🔗 12:08Lithobraker: So Heather, what strategy to do you use to capture pokemon? "A" button mash? L and R shoulder buttons in time to the rocking?
🔗 12:08 3DDotNikkiWolf: I think I may as well get adhesive covers for my 3DS to replicate the look of the upcoming anniversary 3DS XD
🔗 12:08lightspeeddash: i like the wait and see plan
🔗 12:08 Mooriarty:
go for pokemon snap
🔗 12:08Pariah164: I need that Jirachi plush... will start stalking TRU stores.
🔗 12:09 DennyMcG: I already have a Pikachu 3DS.
🔗 12:09Lithobraker: They work in my heart
🔗 12:09lightspeeddash: i know a friend who is going to japan so Kek
🔗 12:09 Mooriarty: okay, since we caught an arborist, I apologize for calling trees boring
🔗 12:09xhjon: About 1/3 of the anniversary events this year will be serial codes in Gamestops
🔗 12:09 TXC2:
yes they do heather, they 1000% work !!!
🔗 12:09 DennyMcG: I also have the Charizard from the Red box art tattooed on my leg.
🔗 12:09mungosuntinal: Does your heart program games, Lithobraker?
🔗 12:09Pariah164: So, real talk... how many have we lost?
🔗 12:09 Omega_Lairon: !deathcount
🔗 12:09 LRRbot: 3 deaths for Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 12:10lightspeeddash: random question does Gyrados ever learn flying moves?
🔗 12:10Lithobraker:
Mungosuntinal It's a pretty rare arrhythmia, but it programs games in byte code
🔗 12:10 Appleguard: Wow, I just restrained a horrific Gatekeeper moment
🔗 12:10 Dix: Wooper is water/ground
🔗 12:10Writer_Raven: Water/Ground...
🔗 12:10lightspeeddash:
Water GROUND
🔗 12:10Pariah164: Wooper is a hybrid! Get Marc out of there!
🔗 12:10 TXC2: an axolotl ?
🔗 12:10 Omega_Lairon: What you ened right here is some grass action
🔗 12:10 DennyMcG: Lightspeeddash there's some way to get it to have bounce, but I think it has to stay as a Magikarp for ages.
🔗 12:10xhjon: @Lightspeeddash A Pokewalker event Magikarp got Bounce as a move
🔗 12:10 Appleguard: We all are vulnerable sometimes I guess
🔗 12:10mungosuntinal: @Lithobraker Ehh, better than my tumours that can do complex algebra
🔗 12:11lightspeeddash:
and now we go back to heal
🔗 12:11lightspeeddash:
and maybe get strength? NAH
🔗 12:11Pariah164: Heather's SouLSilver Nuzlocke: The Ongoing Adventures of Fight and Heal
🔗 12:11 Omega_Lairon: Eh, s'better than the alternative
🔗 12:12lightspeeddash: you just walk in and done
🔗 12:12Lithobraker:
They elevator music-ified the Pokecentre music even more than it was before 
🔗 12:12mungosuntinal: The chat wants Crustle blood to spill upon the arena floor.
🔗 12:12lightspeeddash: all of 5 seconds
🔗 12:12 Mooriarty: usually I'd just recommend to just "go left", but who knows?
🔗 12:12 Random_Robin: Is it to the right of this city?
🔗 12:12lightspeeddash: it is
🔗 12:12mungosuntinal: The chat wants Gyarados gutted by a Wooper wearing an iron helmet.
🔗 12:12mungosuntinal: The chat demands the deaths of thousands for their enjoyment!
🔗 12:12lightspeeddash: also MUSIC
🔗 12:13 TXC2:
"you just walk in" famous last words
🔗 12:13 3DDotNikkiWolf:
Call your mom, Heather
🔗 12:13Pariah164: There ya go
🔗 12:13 Random_Robin: Lightspeeddash You lied, we didn't go in
🔗 12:13 SchalaKitty: easiest HM ever.
🔗 12:14lightspeeddash:
eh suspense was worth
🔗 12:14 TXC2: wow that was stupidly easy
🔗 12:14mungosuntinal: Call Dominos Pizza.
🔗 12:14 Mooriarty: shadow claw is pretty useful, if someone can learn it
🔗 12:14Pariah164: CALL YER MUM HEATHER.
🔗 12:14sacrificialtoast: If a mysterious stranger walks up to you and tells you not to cry, and hands you a strange machine, tell the police.
🔗 12:14Pariah164: whoop, sorry about the caps
🔗 12:14 Omega_Lairon: Call your mom... a butt for spending all your cash on terrible berries
🔗 12:14Pariah164: Damn finger slip
🔗 12:14Baranastra: Call you mother.
🔗 12:14 mtvcdm: Do not slug your mother with a punch strong enough to cut boulders.
🔗 12:14 Havok4: How are the eggs handling their life of bloodsports?
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: why are we calling mum?
🔗 12:14lightspeeddash: Edroach or Robin cuz attack stat
🔗 12:14 TXC2: "say hi to your mother for me"
🔗 12:14Pariah164: Because she loves you and worries about you, obv.
🔗 12:14 3DDotNikkiWolf: @PhoenixMelior, Because Ralph told us to.
🔗 12:14Lithobraker: Call your mom chat!
🔗 12:15lightspeeddash: also Bratmon
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: teach Robin for the STAV
🔗 12:15lightspeeddash: cuz attack
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: *STAB
🔗 12:15 Appleguard: Is the starter still alive?
🔗 12:15 Edroach: WOO IM A GYRADOS!
🔗 12:15Pariah164: I live with my mum... =_=
🔗 12:15Lithobraker: Also call your father chat! When's the last time you talked?
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: nah you might want Edroach to have four moves
🔗 12:15Pariah164: And my dad
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: HM moves aren't easy to remove
🔗 12:15lightspeeddash:
never talked to him 
🔗 12:15 Akaiatana:
Heather Mom anagrams to Hate Her Mom, for the record. It's just natural
🔗 12:15 3DDotNikkiWolf: My dad is the Death Star guy.
🔗 12:15 Edroach: wheres my dragon breath
🔗 12:15sacrificialtoast: if we're gonna ruin a pokemon with HM moves, might as well load them all on the same guy
🔗 12:15lightspeeddash: you get dragon rage thats it
🔗 12:15 3DDotNikkiWolf: He KABLEW!'d and stuff, because Rebels.
🔗 12:16Pariah164: No, Sacrificialtoast , It's called an HM Slave, which none of these are.
🔗 12:16lightspeeddash: dragon rage does fixed 40 damage never crits
🔗 12:16 Edroach: er yes, rage
🔗 12:16 Edroach: that move as saved me against doubleteam or defense wall spam tho
🔗 12:16Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: team ratata was pretty OP in red
🔗 12:16lightspeeddash: can also teach it to Nidorino
🔗 12:16lightspeeddash: will also have high attack
🔗 12:17mungosuntinal: When do we get to fight Kefka
🔗 12:17mungosuntinal: Or summon Izanagi:?
🔗 12:17 Mooriarty: bratmon is so far unburdened by hm, so go for it, I'd say
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: @Mungosuntinal after we get up on the Hydra's back
🔗 12:18 3DDotNikkiWolf:
@mungosuntinal, All of that will happen once we get the Epoch running with Sephiroth
🔗 12:18 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, focus energy is a move you really "build around"... but if you're actually for sreious doing the critical hit build, other stuff (mostly items) do the same job MUCH better without sacrificing a move slot
🔗 12:18 DennyMcG: I zoned out, what move are we teaching here?
🔗 12:18lightspeeddash: focus energy works? i thought they never fixed it
🔗 12:18mungosuntinal: Zantetsuken.
🔗 12:18lightspeeddash: or was it only in gen 1 where focus energy didn't work
🔗 12:18Earthenone: nidorino learned lift
🔗 12:18 Mooriarty: I thought focus energy was only bugged in gen1
🔗 12:19lightspeeddash: so moon stone when?
🔗 12:19 TXC2: hello Busted welcome
🔗 12:19mungosuntinal: Nidorino learned Fiscal Responsibility.
🔗 12:19Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: hey busted
🔗 12:19 Omega_Lairon: Not even ALL of GEn 1... they fixed it for Yellow IIRC
🔗 12:19 mtvcdm: "A poisonous barb of some sort." I love how this scientific index of Pokemon uses the phrase "of some sort".
🔗 12:19lightspeeddash: do you have the badge?
🔗 12:19 Akaiatana: You'll get to leave town when you're boulder
🔗 12:19 Mooriarty: mtvcdm, it's filled by ten year olds
🔗 12:19mungosuntinal: Where did Prof. Oak get his PhD?
🔗 12:19lightspeeddash: when the Ph scale said D
🔗 12:19 DennyMcG: Evolve to Nidoking before 23 so you can learn Thrash
🔗 12:19 TXC2:
Mungosuntinal oak poly techinc
🔗 12:20 Akaiatana: Professor is his first name, Mungo
🔗 12:20Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: hes a professor jim, not a doctor!
🔗 12:20mungosuntinal: So that's Mister Professor Oak Junior?
🔗 12:20 Omega_Lairon: I think we're all missing the most important question here... what frat was Oak in?
🔗 12:20TiffanyStrider: mungosuntinal In an arboretum
🔗 12:20lightspeeddash: congrats its a Puzzle
🔗 12:20 Havok4: Oops indeed.
🔗 12:20 TXC2:
Omega_lairon kappa kappa oak
🔗 12:21lightspeeddash: let the puzzle fairies reset the puzzle
🔗 12:21 Mooriarty: if only we had a move that could ... smash rocks.
🔗 12:21Lithobraker:
Mooriarty but these are boulders, not rocks
🔗 12:22lightspeeddash: taunt is good.......in multiplayer
🔗 12:22lightspeeddash: oooooh fancy
🔗 12:22 DennyMcG: Sableye is a taunt god.
🔗 12:22 Omega_Lairon: It's a great move that should never be used against the AI
🔗 12:22Lithobraker:
ooh, I wonder how this will go for the fire type pokemon
🔗 12:22lightspeeddash: aren't there more rocks to the bottom of the screen?
🔗 12:22 DennyMcG: Or at least it is once HAs were introduced.
🔗 12:22mungosuntinal: Why's it got inflatable arm bands?
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: baww, had to kill a wild magmar
🔗 12:22Huschel23: Hello Heather, hello chat o/
🔗 12:22 Mooriarty: bye fire type pokemon :<
🔗 12:22Lithobraker: what does taunt do?
🔗 12:22 TXC2: hello Huschel23 welcome
🔗 12:22 waZelda: Hi huschel
🔗 12:23 DennyMcG: can't use status moves Lithobraker
🔗 12:23 DennyMcG: the opponent that is
🔗 12:23lightspeeddash: taunt prevents non attacking moves from being used
🔗 12:23Baranastra: @Dennymcg Not Mawille? (Against enemies that do not exploit their weakness, after all.)
🔗 12:23 TXC2: rats and lava monsters, weird cave
🔗 12:23mungosuntinal: So Pokemon are able to summon arcane bear traps?
🔗 12:23lightspeeddash:
its a burned tower
🔗 12:23Lithobraker: I wonder if pokemon get ptsd
🔗 12:23Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:
tells the other pokemon they dont know how to use the three seashells
🔗 12:24Lithobraker: Todd's bee taking a bunch of shrooms
🔗 12:24mungosuntinal: Go back to your U/B superfriends deck
🔗 12:24 DennyMcG: He can KO Ditto. His life is really going places.
🔗 12:24mungosuntinal: Your walkers need you
🔗 12:24lightspeeddash:
eww U/B? U/G
🔗 12:24Ocean_Turbine: What does Edroach mean
🔗 12:25 DarkMorford: R/G Stompy Things few
🔗 12:25 DarkMorford: ftw*
🔗 12:25lightspeeddash: i'd be okay with ubg though
🔗 12:25mungosuntinal: R/B player myself.
🔗 12:25Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: ub? superfriends? more like tolerant acquaintances
🔗 12:25 DennyMcG: I know some of these words.
🔗 12:25croisvoix1: hey why not u/g/b?
🔗 12:25 Edroach: Ocean_Turbine, ?
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior: can we uh... leave the mojacks for the mojacks streams and talk about pokemon while heather's on?
🔗 12:25Earthenone: sometimes i upkeep
🔗 12:25 Mooriarty: magicmagicmagic magicmagic magiiic
🔗 12:25 TXC2: surely its W/U spuerfriends ?
🔗 12:25Ocean_Turbine: oh she named it after a sub
🔗 12:25lightspeeddash: why?
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior: a lot of the people in this chat couldn't care about this stuff less
🔗 12:25lightspeeddash: it what happened and it'll pass on through
🔗 12:25Lithobraker: Ashiok_nightmare_beaver is in't cannon that Jace and Lilli did it though?
🔗 12:26 Edroach: na im good!
🔗 12:26Lithobraker: yes, cannon
🔗 12:26lightspeeddash: let the chat go through its paces
🔗 12:26 DennyMcG: Ocean_turbine yeah, they were named after people that subbed during the stream I believe.
🔗 12:26mungosuntinal: Yes. Surely Ashiok is in W/U Superfriends. @TXC2
🔗 12:26Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yeah but they are awkward about it
🔗 12:26Caerlocc: nah gyarados can fly
🔗 12:26 Havok4: He can fly right?
🔗 12:26 Zaghrog: it was heavily implied Lithobraker
🔗 12:26Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: well jace is
🔗 12:26 waZelda: Pretty sure Gyarados levitates
🔗 12:26lightspeeddash: Edroach just SourPls s through the thingy
🔗 12:26 Omega_Lairon: (don't post it in chat, don't post in in chat...)
🔗 12:26lightspeeddash: time to get Meloetta HYPE
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: better Gamestop than McDonalds at least
🔗 12:26 Akaiatana:
Gyrados doesn't FOLLOW you, he TAILS you
🔗 12:26Sektor88: oh! does pokemon: go have a release date yet?
🔗 12:27 Edroach: i had to go to mcdonnalds for the last one (hoopa) that was annoying
🔗 12:27lightspeeddash: hey thats mean to those men
🔗 12:27Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: creepy old guys, just like real ilfe
🔗 12:27 TXC2: hello Rhynerd welcome
🔗 12:27lightspeeddash:
they're just old
🔗 12:27 Haldaraumo: Are...are we really walking around with a giant Gyarados just hanging out?
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: pokemon go is the reason I want a new cell phone, hehe
🔗 12:27 DennyMcG: Watch as my country gets none of the events.
🔗 12:27 Dix: Mew, Celibi, Jirachi, Darkrai, Manphy, Shaymin, Arceus, Victini, Keldeo, Genesect, Meloetta
🔗 12:27mungosuntinal: Meloetta's the one with the towel head, right?
🔗 12:27Lithobraker: how will pokemon go twitch streams work?
🔗 12:27 Edroach: I wonder if cleefairy and clefable will congregate around the moonbase
🔗 12:27 Mooriarty: pokemon red/blue/yellow special edition... why?
🔗 12:27 Haldaraumo: I remember playing Gold and Silver but I haven't played these remake/updates. Are they worth it?
🔗 12:28lightspeeddash: cuz nostalgia
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: @Haldaraumo oh yah
🔗 12:28Lithobraker: which pokemon edition is best pokemon edition?
🔗 12:28lightspeeddash: i want more gym leader stuff
🔗 12:28 TXC2: Lithobraker I think you'd have to use periscope
🔗 12:28Sektor88:
with digimon cyber sleuth in a few weeks and pokemon go someime this year, my innr child's going to have a field day.
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: they're really well updated mechanically
🔗 12:28 DennyMcG: Mungosuntinal if by towel head you mean the lines music is written on, then yes.
🔗 12:28 Mooriarty: but we already have firered, it's just plain better
🔗 12:28lightspeeddash: Platinum or Black2/White 2
🔗 12:28mungosuntinal: Oh that's what those are.
🔗 12:28 waZelda: As excercise or away from battle?
🔗 12:28Friikshow: it has technician, that's good at least
🔗 12:28lightspeeddash: let me spell it out for you Nostalgia
🔗 12:28mungosuntinal: I thought it just had like a gross giant skin flap.
🔗 12:28mungosuntinal: Like dinosaurs.
🔗 12:29 Zaghrog: the Jace/Liliana thing is best described with a quote from the book that the event happens in: Jace: "Well, I guess this is where we say good night" - Liliana replies: "No, this is where we say good morning"
🔗 12:29 DennyMcG: Nope, its whole thing is music
🔗 12:29 Edroach: i havent played much BW2, but ill take platinum over bw1
🔗 12:29 Haldaraumo:
I don't have a DS so I've missed out on pretty much all Pokemon since Gameboy Color
🔗 12:29lightspeeddash: BW2 has the best postgame stuff
🔗 12:29 DennyMcG: I still have a GBC and a working copy of Blue
🔗 12:29 Edroach:
im FINE. 
🔗 12:29 Havok4: Yeah edroach is very susceptible to the bug zappers.
🔗 12:30lightspeeddash: one technically can play all the previous games through the post game of BW2
🔗 12:30lightspeeddash: very technically
🔗 12:30 TXC2: something something dream of electric sheep
🔗 12:30 Haldaraumo:
Yup, still got my GBC + Blue, Yellow, and Gold
🔗 12:30Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i sold my old pokemans, i had a save with 151/150 and had no motivation to grind through that again
🔗 12:30mungosuntinal: Can I have a Pocketman named after me next?
🔗 12:30lightspeeddash: names are taken up
🔗 12:30hippitybobbity: I just had the best shower of 2016
🔗 12:30mungosuntinal: Oh pisswhiffle.
🔗 12:30lightspeeddash: rather they were subs
🔗 12:30hippitybobbity: I feel a new man
🔗 12:31lightspeeddash: but ran out of routes/citys so dunno what do now
🔗 12:31 Zaghrog:
Hippitybobbity I take it it wasn't the first?
🔗 12:31 DennyMcG: Does the man know you are feeling them?
🔗 12:31hippitybobbity: I refuse to answer that question
🔗 12:31 Zaghrog: That is fair
🔗 12:31lightspeeddash:
re fuse?
🔗 12:31mungosuntinal: I wish I could have a shower, I'm not allowed to put weight on my right leg.
🔗 12:31hippitybobbity: @dennymcg he was posiively encouraging me
🔗 12:31lightspeeddash: Free Crap!
🔗 12:32 Haldaraumo: That's a smooth way to ask for someone's phone number....
🔗 12:32 Mooriarty: what even
🔗 12:32lightspeeddash: i mean why not its free
🔗 12:32Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: are you pampering it to be turned into kobe beef mungo?
🔗 12:32Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: or is there a normal sounding reason?
🔗 12:32 Haldaraumo: How....how does Gyarados even fit into that building....
🔗 12:32lightspeeddash: magic
🔗 12:33mungosuntinal: I don't know, are hip tumours regularly found in kobe beef?
🔗 12:33 Mooriarty: lots of lube
🔗 12:33Rhynerd: The building's accommodated for containing one.
🔗 12:33lightspeeddash:
if you try
🔗 12:33 DennyMcG: How does Brock manage to fit a table into his backpack?
🔗 12:33Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: only if theyre tasty i guess
🔗 12:33Huschel23: It's smaller on the inside?
🔗 12:33mungosuntinal: Tumours probably don't taste good.
🔗 12:33Rhynerd: Imagine the amount of fishermen who end up having magikarp they catch evolve.
🔗 12:33 Nerdshome: hi Heather, how's your pokemans?
🔗 12:33lightspeeddash: i mean these pokemon centers can hold Snorlax i think a Gyrados isn't a problem
🔗 12:33mungosuntinal: The one I got pulled out of me didn't look tasty.
🔗 12:33 DennyMcG: Gyarados is bigger than Snorlax.
🔗 12:33Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: if its muscle tissue it might, what sort of tumor?
🔗 12:33 TXC2: hello Nerdshome welcome
🔗 12:33lightspeeddash: but gyrados is long
🔗 12:34 DennyMcG: The really interesting one would be Wailord.
🔗 12:34 Akaiatana: I wonder if wading through tall grass is a metaphor for hallucinogenics
🔗 12:34mungosuntinal: Osteosarcoma, so bone and muscle fused together.
🔗 12:34mikebacon118:
Hi everybody 
)))
🔗 12:34Rhynerd: Careful coiling.
🔗 12:34Huschel23: Since...the incindent
🔗 12:34Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: huh
🔗 12:34Rhynerd: Large rooms.
🔗 12:34lightspeeddash: snorlax is just big, meaning bigger problems with the door than gyrados
🔗 12:34hippitybobbity: are you talking about size in a world where thunder dragons fit into a sphere you can palm
🔗 12:34 TXC2: hello Mikebacon118 welcome
🔗 12:34Friikshow: stfu Joey! mo ome cared about the pidgey you almost caught!
🔗 12:34 TXC2: Mungosuntinal that sounds just awful
🔗 12:34lightspeeddash: its CHED
🔗 12:35Rhynerd: @hippitybobbity oh right...
🔗 12:35mungosuntinal: @TXC2 The tumour of the kobe beef?
🔗 12:35 Haldaraumo: I mean, I'm willing to buy the absurdity that is pokeballs in general, but...Gyarados is right there on the screen, and he's like 25 feet long, and that is clearly a small building.
🔗 12:35 DennyMcG: I like the cut of Joey's jib.
🔗 12:35 TXC2: Mungosuntinal yeah
🔗 12:35lightspeeddash: well it worked Haldaraumo
🔗 12:35lightspeeddash: soooo there's that
🔗 12:35Rhynerd: Could just look small on the outside.
🔗 12:35 Haldaraumo: Can you imagine walking around town and someone is just strolling down the street with an effing Wailord following along.
🔗 12:35 Nerdshome: did...did you just steal that kid's lunch money?
🔗 12:35lightspeeddash: well wailord float
🔗 12:35mungosuntinal: @TXC2 I mean, I guess awful is a word for it. It was cool looking, had to cut out 20 cm of leg bone, it's titanium now
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash: so its not hard
🔗 12:36 DennyMcG: Kid deserved it too.
🔗 12:36 waZelda: Gossiping about the professor
🔗 12:36 Mooriarty: eh, wailong doesn't have any mass, it's propably fine
🔗 12:36hippitybobbity: how would a wailord follow along? on a skateboard?
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash: they float
🔗 12:36 mtvcdm: Professor Oak doesn't have a podcast yet?
🔗 12:36 Haldaraumo: Wailord can hover?
🔗 12:36mungosuntinal: They all float down here.
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 12:36Rhynerd: So it's like a blimp?
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash: indeed
🔗 12:36 Nerdshome: apparently he's very behind the times
🔗 12:36mungosuntinal: Are commercial Wailord flights available?
🔗 12:36 DennyMcG: Hot Skitty on Wailord action.
🔗 12:36Lithobraker:
So you stole his lunch money but he got your number? Kid's getting mixed signals.
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash:
if you try hard enough
🔗 12:36 mtvcdm: Does Oak, on his radio show, crack Pokeballs for value?
🔗 12:37 TXC2: what would prof oak's podcast be named chat?
🔗 12:37lightspeeddash:
man we could have gotten a magnemite
🔗 12:37hippitybobbity: jesus @mungosuntinal you had a tumour that has been replaced with metal
🔗 12:37Rhynerd: What would happen if a wailord hit an actual blimp?
🔗 12:37hippitybobbity: thats so metal
🔗 12:37lightspeeddash: they'd bounce
🔗 12:37lightspeeddash: probably
🔗 12:37 waZelda: TXC2: PokeWood
🔗 12:37lightspeeddash: wailord is all air
🔗 12:37mungosuntinal: @hippitybobbity Yeah I'm kinda cool, aren't I?
🔗 12:37 Haldaraumo: they would go "gloooooing" and slowly bounce off each other in the slowest, funniest head-on collision ever.
🔗 12:37Rhynerd: Lightly or does this get funny from here?
🔗 12:37 Mooriarty: waillord could propably ride the blimp
🔗 12:38 TXC2:
Mooriarty yes "ride"
🔗 12:38lightspeeddash:
man we're talking about pokemon not found in this gen
🔗 12:38 Mooriarty: well yeah, it only weighs as much as five people
🔗 12:38 Mooriarty: just put it on top
🔗 12:38lightspeeddash: go up
🔗 12:38lightspeeddash: or actually how many berries we got?
🔗 12:38lightspeeddash: oran
🔗 12:39Rhynerd: Maybe blimps are just wailords in disguise. Like some odd version of octodad.
🔗 12:39mungosuntinal: You got berries on your phone?
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash: forgot this isn't crystal XD
🔗 12:39 Haldaraumo: are you sure Wailord can float? I can't find any screenshots
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash: they float in the game lol
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash: have you seen a screen with 6 wailord fighting?
🔗 12:39 Mowdownjoe: Well, there goes Rt. 38 if we hadn't botched that already.
🔗 12:39 Mooriarty: that's just the sprite
🔗 12:39mungosuntinal: I wish I hadn't
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash: look it up its silly
🔗 12:39 Mowdownjoe: (Just got here. Going off the spreadsheet.)
🔗 12:40D_Nikorasu: mooriarty is not a milktank? :cccc
🔗 12:40 Haldaraumo: I have not, I stopped after Gold because I didn't have a DS
🔗 12:40 Mowdownjoe: Also, HAI HODOR
🔗 12:40lightspeeddash: Rt. 38 is Meowth
🔗 12:40Lycodrake: mooriarty got happy?
🔗 12:40mungosuntinal: Is that a cat turnip?
🔗 12:40Lycodrake: hi chat
🔗 12:40 TXC2: hello Mowdownjoe and Lycodrake welcome
🔗 12:40 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (40m ago).
🔗 12:40Lycodrake: how does it feel to be a crobat, mooriarty?
🔗 12:40 Mooriarty: D_Nikorasu, nah :< won't complain about a sweet bat tho!
🔗 12:41 Mooriarty: Lycodrake, immediately after becoming a golbat, I'm the happiest
🔗 12:41D_Nikorasu: but the puns!
🔗 12:41 Akaiatana: the spreadsheet hasn't been updated, we're relying on word of meowth
🔗 12:41Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: thats not a bat its a genuuiiiiiiiine swattah
🔗 12:41SajuukSjet: oh? do you only get one pokeman per route with nuzlocke?
🔗 12:41Lycodrake: that's how happiness evolutions work, yep
🔗 12:41 TXC2:
Akaiatana get out
🔗 12:41 Haldaraumo: My favorite Pokemon game screenshot of all time is still the Sudowoodo hiding out with the Trevenants.
🔗 12:41Lycodrake: hopefully heather hasn't saddened you
🔗 12:41 DennyMcG: oh yeah, that was in XY
🔗 12:41lightspeeddash: i have a question of sorts, we can get a legendary only if we spam Repels in its proper area are you going to do that heather?
🔗 12:41 DennyMcG: There was (I think) a 5% chance of getting a Sudowoodo in a Trevenant horde
🔗 12:41 Mooriarty:
Lycodrake, well, if we count storytime, I avenged my fallen brethren by beating beej and then immediately evolved
🔗 12:42 Haldaraumo: hello yes I am treesman
🔗 12:42Lycodrake: my fave screenshot is mega alakazam with vanilite swarm
🔗 12:42 Akaiatana:
I'm not a huge pokemon fan, I'm just a fan of making puns during hodor's streams
🔗 12:42Lycodrake: spoons for all the icecream
🔗 12:42lightspeeddash:
pokepuns?
🔗 12:42hippitybobbity: @mungosuntinal srsly though it sounds like a level of sucking that ive been lucky to avoid
🔗 12:42 DennyMcG: Hope we get a Tauros or something.
🔗 12:42Lycodrake: mega alakazam are the most dangerous beings for vanilite and co
🔗 12:42 DennyMcG: Not a Raticate at least.
🔗 12:42 Omega_Lairon:
And his name is Jooooohn Cianwood
🔗 12:42Huschel23: Is this new technology called...placing rocks?
🔗 12:42Lycodrake: battlesman
🔗 12:43 Haldaraumo: observe the spherical green objects at the ends of these brown sticklike things I am clearly a tree there is no doubt about that
🔗 12:43Lycodrake: sudowoodo is a treeninja
🔗 12:43 TXC2: hey guys we hit 170K
🔗 12:43 TXC2:
🔗 12:43 Haldaraumo: this dude's a psychic? What's he doing out here randomly challenging teenagers if he has psychic powers?
🔗 12:43lightspeeddash:
is it a greeninja
🔗 12:43Earthenone: "ill call you when my kickstarter gets funded"
🔗 12:43Lycodrake: bad lightspeeddash
🔗 12:43 Haldaraumo: Lightspeeddash BOOOOOOOOO
🔗 12:43lightspeeddash:
not sorry 
🔗 12:43Lycodrake: punishment is demanded
🔗 12:44Lycodrake: let the judge jury and executioner be called
🔗 12:44 Mooriarty: we don't hav executioners here, we're nice
🔗 12:44lightspeeddash:
this isn't cam's stream
🔗 12:44hippitybobbity: bring in the schoolmaster
🔗 12:44Clockwork_Penguin: Are puns banned in Cams stream?
🔗 12:44hippitybobbity: or arent we going for The Wall
🔗 12:44 mtvcdm: People are different? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
🔗 12:44 Mooriarty: you're a special snowflake mtvcdm
🔗 12:44Lycodrake: everyone isn't cookiecutter nonamesman?
🔗 12:45 waZelda: Not all pokemon are the same. More news at eleven
🔗 12:45Mlgg1ngersn1per: im more of a MTG fan
🔗 12:45 Akaiatana: Hey look! It's a slowpoke!!!!
🔗 12:45 Krlnkir: This place weirded me out as a kid. Milking pokemon just seemed wrong
🔗 12:45 mtvcdm: Here I was calling all of you Steve!
🔗 12:45 Haldaraumo: Krlnkir oh god, me too
🔗 12:45 Mooriarty: #notallpokemon
🔗 12:45Lycodrake: Heather you have failed to heal the Miltank in one go. Speedrunners everywhere are crying.
🔗 12:45lightspeeddash: now try
🔗 12:45Lycodrake: #notallhypnos
🔗 12:45Earthenone: maybe try again now that you have the quest?
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: you need specifically Oran berries
🔗 12:45 mtvcdm: Krinkir, being from 'America's Dairyland', nothing involving cows weirds me out.
🔗 12:45 DennyMcG: Feed it now. You had to talk to the dad guy first.
🔗 12:46lightspeeddash:
we need 10
🔗 12:46 Akaiatana: If a pokemon enters the battlefield under your control, berry it at end of turn
🔗 12:46 Haldaraumo: Can anyone link me to the full nuzlocke rules?
🔗 12:46 Mooriarty: damn, stop pinging me miltank!
🔗 12:46 waZelda: It has healed 30HP. Why is it still so weak
🔗 12:46lightspeeddash: or a mod just go !explain nuzloke
🔗 12:46 Omega_Lairon: !explain nuzlocke
🔗 12:46 LRRbot:
This is a "Nuzlocke challenge" run. The rules are as follows: 1. Heather can ONLY catch the first Pokemon she encounters on any given route. 2. Any Pokemon that is KO'd in battle is DEAD, and may never be used again. A recap of the game's events (including memorials to fallen allies) can be found at www.girlswithscissors.com
🔗 12:46Lycodrake: mooriarty, they just want your batty love and friendship
🔗 12:46 Haldaraumo: I remember the general rules but not hte specifics
🔗 12:46Earthenone: moo moo milk heals for 100 need to fill upa whole bottle
🔗 12:46 Omega_Lairon: I do what I'm told
🔗 12:47lightspeeddash: now talk to dad man for good stuff
🔗 12:47Friikshow: Just keep shoving all the berries in that miltank's mouth "Are you better yet?" XD
🔗 12:47Lycodrake: accept their love and friendship, mooriarty
🔗 12:47hippitybobbity pets @omega_lairon
🔗 12:47 embyrr922: Pokeball stickers!?
🔗 12:47Earthenone: sitcker colecting!
🔗 12:47 waZelda: The seal case is a case for your seals. More news at eleven
🔗 12:47hippitybobbity: who's a good mod
🔗 12:47 mtvcdm: Heck, you show me footage of a cow getting slaughtered and I'm just '...yep, that's how that works, that's where the burger comes from'.
🔗 12:47lightspeeddash: MooMoo Milk 100 HP
🔗 12:47 Akaiatana: You want to use those customizations on very specific pokeballs. You don't want to blow a seal!
🔗 12:48Earthenone: they are cheaper and better than super potions
🔗 12:48 Anubis169: yoooo!
🔗 12:48 DennyMcG: the gist of Nuzlocke is you catch the first pokemon you meet in a route, and that's it. If the first one faints, then tough, can't catch anything else.
🔗 12:48 Anubis169 bounces in
🔗 12:48 Anubis169:
sorry i'm late 
🔗 12:48 Krlnkir: mtvcdm: Well sure. But cows are animals. Pokemon are... pokemon. You don't eat pokemon.
🔗 12:48 TXC2: hello Anubis169 welcome
🔗 12:48Lycodrake: a wild anubis appeared!!!
🔗 12:48Lycodrake: catch it chat
🔗 12:48 DennyMcG: Then, if any pokemon you have faints, it "dies", and you can't use it any more.
🔗 12:48 Anubis169 used "Get his arse in the channel"
🔗 12:48lightspeeddash: too lazy
🔗 12:48 Mooriarty: Krlnkir, robin ate a LOT of pokemon already
🔗 12:48 T3HF1GM3NT: hey you guys! any new pokemans or dead pokemans?
🔗 12:48 Omega_Lairon: Natural Gift is... not good. You have to use up your hold slot for a often "just okay" attack
🔗 12:48 Anubis169:
🔗 12:49 waZelda: How do the people in the pokemon world name pokemon who don't say their own names?
🔗 12:49lightspeeddash: ooooh Drain Punch good for Punch Mans
🔗 12:49 TXC2:
Anubis169 it's super effective
🔗 12:49 Anubis169: 'sup chat
🔗 12:49 Krlnkir: Pokemon can eat pokemon. That's fine. Circle of life and all that.
🔗 12:49Earthenone: new meowth, no casualties
🔗 12:49 Haldaraumo: Wazelda same way people name prescirption drugs
🔗 12:49 DennyMcG: yeah Omega_lairon and the only berries that make it even kinda good are pretty rare.
🔗 12:49Lycodrake: rare enough you don't want to toss them
🔗 12:49Lycodrake: similar to the FF "throw gil" thing
🔗 12:49lightspeeddash: Ekans eat Pidgey eggs
🔗 12:50Lycodrake: if you have too many resources, sure just throw 'em away but if not - nope nope nope
🔗 12:50lightspeeddash: Yanmega is terrifying
🔗 12:50hippitybobbity: what gym is coming up
🔗 12:50 Omega_Lairon: Throw Gil is so dumb... you hoard your money until endgame, at which point you should have much better attacks anyway : p
🔗 12:50lightspeeddash: Chuck
🔗 12:50lightspeeddash: the Chuckster
🔗 12:50Lycodrake: Yanmega is great
🔗 12:50 waZelda: Chuck is fighting right?
🔗 12:50Lycodrake: but not absolute best bug
🔗 12:51Lycodrake: that goes to Volcarona
🔗 12:51 Random_Robin: If we go into the grass on Route 39 we have a 60% chance for a pokemon we already have
🔗 12:51hippitybobbity: yeah but what types tho
🔗 12:51Earthenone: yeah i hated yojimbo in ffx for the same reason
🔗 12:51 waZelda: Then there is the steel gym right after that
🔗 12:51Lycodrake: Sunbro's favorite pokemon and it doesn't even eat his brain!
🔗 12:51 DennyMcG: My favourite bug is either Scizor, Escavalier, or Heracross.
🔗 12:51lightspeeddash: i'd butt a tree probably just dissapointment in grass
🔗 12:51Lycodrake: lightspeeddash i don't think "butt" is a verb
🔗 12:51lightspeeddash:
it is now 
🔗 12:51Earthenone: for me its syther, not close
🔗 12:51lightspeeddash:
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: scyther and venomoth were my faves from Gen1
🔗 12:52SajuukSjet: awh, type differences, so totally awesome when you're on the delivering end
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: and venonat
🔗 12:52 Omega_Lairon: Yojimbo was only ever summoned to OHKO stuff you *really* couldn't be bothered fighting, and that was it... and by then, several hundred thousand gil was NBD
🔗 12:52 T3HF1GM3NT: yay! another scyther homie! *high fives all around*
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: but i like a lot of pokemon
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: mega-mawile most of all
🔗 12:52 Mooriarty: Lycodrake, excuse me for butting into your conversation, but I disagree
🔗 12:52 waZelda: Mooriarty will probably just wreck Chuck
🔗 12:52hippitybobbity: yojimbo? the Kurosawa movie?
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: well played Mooriarty
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: well played
🔗 12:52 Haldaraumo: I recently rediscovered that fusion artwork someone did of Mewtwo + Missingno aka VALGRIND WON'T SAVE YOU NOW
🔗 12:52lightspeeddash: RIP
🔗 12:52 Omega_Lairon: Repel?
🔗 12:52Lycodrake: and we know which omega_lairon likes most :B
🔗 12:52 Mowdownjoe: Do we have repel?
🔗 12:52Earthenone: repel?
🔗 12:52 T3HF1GM3NT: repels?
🔗 12:52 Krlnkir: Can you use cut to remove grass in this gen?
🔗 12:53lightspeeddash: its w/e
🔗 12:53Lycodrake: it's garbodor, right omega_lairon?
🔗 12:53 Omega_Lairon: What, just Pokemon in general, or by type?
🔗 12:53 Mowdownjoe: Krlnkir, yes.
🔗 12:53 T3HF1GM3NT: who's turn is it to be named?
🔗 12:53 Anubis169: you won't make it more than 6 tiles without a fight
🔗 12:53 Omega_Lairon: Eh, Vileplume is a strictly better poison type : \
🔗 12:53Lycodrake: heh :3c
🔗 12:53Rhynerd: Do we just live here now?
🔗 12:53lightspeeddash:
STRICTLY Better
🔗 12:53 Briars_the_fox: !nuzlocke
🔗 12:53 DennyMcG: better poison type than what?
🔗 12:53Lycodrake: my fave poison type is, uh...*checks*
🔗 12:53 Omega_Lairon: (I actually like Garbodor though, it's adorably derpy looking)
🔗 12:54lightspeeddash: Drapion
🔗 12:54 Briars_the_fox: okay lrrbot. thats exactly what i asked...
🔗 12:54 Briars_the_fox: whats the command for the nuzlock list?
🔗 12:54 DennyMcG: My favourite poison type is Nidoking, by a huge distance.
🔗 12:54lightspeeddash: Disappointment GOO
🔗 12:54 Haldaraumo:
I kind of want to play the new generations just for Rotom
🔗 12:54 Haldaraumo: friendly electricity ghost!
🔗 12:54 waZelda: Berd frand
🔗 12:54 T3HF1GM3NT: *squee* my favorite bird
🔗 12:54 Juliamon: birb frand
🔗 12:54 Anubis169: anybody think that Repel is just a really bad smell in a spray?
🔗 12:54Lycodrake: Skuntank probably. I had an adoptive grandmother who loved skunks and had a skunk plushie collection.
🔗 12:54 Anubis169: a little bit like Eau de Latrine
🔗 12:54 Anubis169:
🔗 12:54 TXC2: Briars_the_fox 1) it's !explaine nuzlock and 2) it's mod only
🔗 12:54lightspeeddash:
we woke up a poor owl 
🔗 12:54Lycodrake: so i like the little flamethrowing skunk
🔗 12:54EricTheOrange: I think the cutest pokemon is teddyursa. Fite me IRL pikachu fans.
🔗 12:55 DennyMcG: Anubis169 saw a webcomic before saying repel was the shopkeepers pee.
🔗 12:55 Mooriarty: well it keeps bugs away
🔗 12:55 T3HF1GM3NT: teddiursa > pikachu
🔗 12:55Rhynerd: Is it possible to claim this Hoothoot?
🔗 12:55 Briars_the_fox: TXC2, i was more meaning the naming bit of it. and not the explanation of it
🔗 12:55 Haldaraumo: where do we sign up?
🔗 12:55lightspeeddash: summon the Andrew!
🔗 12:55Rhynerd: I see a yes.
🔗 12:55 Mooriarty: streambros? what a weird name
🔗 12:55 waZelda: It barely fits
🔗 12:55lightspeeddash: the not Frump
🔗 12:55Lycodrake: nah see it's tyranitar pee like a t-rex's
🔗 12:55 TXC2:
Briars_the_fox yes I realised that after I posted
🔗 12:55EricTheOrange: @Haldaraumo it's for people who sub drring the show but I think the list is full already
🔗 12:55 Anubis169: Stqueambwos
🔗 12:55 Haldaraumo: well, gardeners do use wolf pee as a deer repellant
🔗 12:56 Haldaraumo: aha kay
🔗 12:56 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 12:56lightspeeddash: HI
🔗 12:56 TXC2:
just 8 more 'til me
🔗 12:56EricTheOrange: hiii~ Beej
🔗 12:56 T3HF1GM3NT: go away beej!
🔗 12:56Lycodrake: hi beej
🔗 12:56Lycodrake: beejdrop
🔗 12:56 RAICx: I'll bet Andrew thinks his pokémon is a Hoot
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: lets find the new fishing rod
🔗 12:57Sektor88: thought it was a fight, lol
🔗 12:57Sektor88: that's a relief
🔗 12:57 Mooriarty: we just fought last town
🔗 12:57RedNightmare7 subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 12:57 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, RedNightmare7! (Today's storm count: 3)
🔗 12:57EricTheOrange: Oh yeah the steel gym leader who has 2 pokemon. How many steel types were in gen 2 anyways? Steelix, magnamite and magneton?
🔗 12:57Earthenone: so someone legitamitly exploded to death a couple blocks from me and i was unsure weather i heard anything or not until i saw a news article about it on facebook today, we live in a weird time
🔗 12:57 Mooriarty:
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: find the new fishing rod and fish in this city
🔗 12:57 T3HF1GM3NT:
seriously though, im jelly of andrew. hoothoot/noctowl are my favorite bird pokemon
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: is what i meant lol
🔗 12:57 Haldaraumo: Erictheorange Skarmory maybe?
🔗 12:57 Juliamon: Skarmory, yeah
🔗 12:57EricTheOrange: @Haldaraumo was skarmory gen 2?
🔗 12:58lightspeeddash: i want to say only gen 3
🔗 12:58 RedNightmare7: Hard to believe it's been over a year already
🔗 12:58 Haldaraumo: I think so? IIRC Faulkner had one
🔗 12:58 Juliamon: It was gen2
🔗 12:58Booster6: Earthenone define "Exploded to death"
🔗 12:58 Zaghrog: Earthenone was it a spontaneous combustion or actual explosives?
🔗 12:58 T3HF1GM3NT: yeah skarmory was gen 2 but everyone thinks its gen3 cause it was easier to run across then
🔗 12:58 Nightvalien28: hello heather, hello chat, how are we doing?
🔗 12:58Earthenone: there was an explosion that took a life
🔗 12:58lightspeeddash: wait no you're right gen 2
🔗 12:58 TXC2: hello Nightvalien28 welcome
🔗 12:58Earthenone: propane, not spontanious
🔗 12:59 Juliamon: I had a Pokemon Neo card of Skarmory, and that was the first set with gen 2
🔗 12:59 Zaghrog: I take it there were explosives involved, and not a freaky spontaneous human combustion
🔗 13:00 Juliamon: (...I imported Pokemon cards to teach myself katakana, no regrets)
🔗 13:00 T3HF1GM3NT: the reason people don't remember skarmory was gen 2 was because it was a sliver exclusive
🔗 13:00 Haldaraumo: oh also Scizor was introduced, that was bug/steel
🔗 13:00 T3HF1GM3NT: *silver
🔗 13:00 Haldaraumo: and forretress
🔗 13:00 TXC2: "spontaneous combustion is a myth, if you burst into flame, is because someone wanted you to"
🔗 13:00 DarkMorford: Bleh, so tired today. Almost dozed off at my desk.
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: TIL: Zoomboom is a technical term
🔗 13:02Earthenone: just seems interesting that when we hear things like that our response now is to do nothing, and i interact so little with the outside world that facebook tells me about an interesting death that close before i see the wreakage
🔗 13:02 TXC2:
ah the "joys" of having to refresh 'cause ads broke the player 
🔗 13:03 Anubis169 can't get the theme outta his head
🔗 13:04lightspeeddash: this might apply to no one but Kizumonogatari Movie is being shown in select theaters in the US so if interested check it out
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: this might be a weird question but has anyone played the Vietnamese bootleg of Pokemon Crystal?
🔗 13:05lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 13:05lightspeeddash: you can
🔗 13:05 RedNightmare7: As long as you don't Flamethrower the computer
🔗 13:05 Mooriarty: well the healing pc is right there, seems like the safest place
🔗 13:05 PhoenixMelior: you totally can Heather
🔗 13:05MadWaltz: Fighting inside a pokemon center seems doubly efficient
🔗 13:05 Akaiatana: TXC2 I broke down a wild back and got turbo. Havent looked back
🔗 13:05 TXC2: "you can fight in here, this is the war room"
🔗 13:05EricTheOrange: Hey at least she asks unlike most people
🔗 13:05MadWaltz: No need to run back after the battle
🔗 13:05Earthenone: i think its fine if its consentual
🔗 13:05lightspeeddash: you can battle here but its not mandatory
🔗 13:05 PhoenixMelior: why not
🔗 13:06lightspeeddash:
Wynaut? Wobbuffet
🔗 13:06 SchalaKitty: "She looked at me cross-wise."
🔗 13:06 TXC2: Akaiatana I sadly can not afford both trubo and my sub
🔗 13:06Lycodrake: moo you're gonna kill a dancing flower
🔗 13:06lightspeeddash:
look at you and your non flower petal balls
🔗 13:06Lycodrake: unrelated to flowey
🔗 13:06Lycodrake: how do you feel?
🔗 13:07 Mooriarty:
🔗 13:07Lycodrake: paralyzed apparently
🔗 13:07lightspeeddash:
it was rather Stunning
🔗 13:07 TXC2: Heather "did that" dery
🔗 13:07 Mooriarty: it's ok, the ambulance is _right there_
🔗 13:07 T3HF1GM3NT: meh, let the bellosom die. vileplum is the better evolution. All Hail Nuptup!
🔗 13:07 Haldaraumo: "weren't you just here" "uhhhhh"
🔗 13:07 Akaiatana:
TXC2 Fair! You gotsa do what you gotsa do
🔗 13:07 FITorion: this may sound odd...
🔗 13:08lightspeeddash:
are we going to find it even?
🔗 13:08 FITorion: Do we have any Physicists in the house?
🔗 13:08 Haldaraumo:
make sure you try the cherry pie
🔗 13:08 Mooriarty: oh wow, just looked up the next gym. welp
🔗 13:08 Haldaraumo: Fitorion yeah, what's up?
🔗 13:08lightspeeddash:
Cherry Pie is no, its about the meat
🔗 13:08 Akaiatana: FITorian sorta, here. whassup
🔗 13:08 mtvcdm: Is this where sailors hang out?
🔗 13:08 tyloncorp: well we found the sailors.
🔗 13:08 Krlnkir: Its only for beefy Sailors. We are neither beefy, nor a sailor.
🔗 13:08MadWaltz: You can't have food, only beefy sailors
🔗 13:08Earthenone: im sorry we only serve sailors
🔗 13:08 Mangledpixel: this IS where sailors hang out
🔗 13:09 FITorion: I trying to come up with a cool name for a thing... and want it to be related to the Wave/particle duality of light
🔗 13:09lightspeeddash:
seal EFF
🔗 13:09 mtvcdm: We're carrying seals? Aren't they heavy and loud and clappy?
🔗 13:09 Akaiatana: What kinda thing?
🔗 13:09 Haldaraumo: what are you trying to name?
🔗 13:09 Mooriarty: which thing FITorion?
🔗 13:09 FITorion: like a company...
🔗 13:09 Haldaraumo:
watch out for loose seals...
🔗 13:09 Haldaraumo: hmmmm
🔗 13:09 Mangledpixel: FITorion, 'Wavicle' is a word
🔗 13:09lightspeeddash:
must Find new Rod
🔗 13:10lightspeeddash: the rod we get must not be old anymore
🔗 13:10Earthenone: its called the glitter lighthouse because it gets EVERYWHERE
🔗 13:10Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:
'unobtanium'
🔗 13:10Lycodrake: cameron the cameramon
🔗 13:10 Mooriarty: whoa, cameron got bald
🔗 13:10 Haldaraumo: Cameron?
🔗 13:10 PhoenixMelior: JOHN CENA
🔗 13:10EricTheOrange: Yeah the whole "Trading " pokemon thing always clashed with the "pokemon are friends" thing.
🔗 13:10 FITorion: writing that down...
🔗 13:10 Haldaraumo: JOHN CENA
🔗 13:10 PhoenixMelior: -do do do doooo-
🔗 13:10 Escherichia3: JOHN CENA
🔗 13:10 tyloncorp: spheals?
🔗 13:10 Mooriarty is hogging the spotlight
🔗 13:10Lycodrake: and his name is!!!!
🔗 13:10 RedNightmare7: JOHN CENA!
🔗 13:10Lycodrake: LITERALLY ALEX
🔗 13:10 T3HF1GM3NT: bwamp bwa bwa BWAM!
🔗 13:10lightspeeddash: GOOD ROD HYPE
🔗 13:11lightspeeddash:
our rod is now Good
🔗 13:11Earthenone: finaly got good!
🔗 13:11 Anubis169: our rod gitted gud
🔗 13:11 Anubis169:
🔗 13:11lightspeeddash: to the light house or going left
🔗 13:11 Haldaraumo: well, "wave packet" is a phrase people use, but I don't know how that would do as a company name
🔗 13:11 FITorion: My first thought was ... wave form... but that sounds like a surfing company
🔗 13:11 TXC2: Fitorion what is company for?
🔗 13:12 Haldaraumo: other related words, uh, superposition, wave function...ultraviolet catastrophe....
🔗 13:12 Juliamon: noooo our pleasure cruise...
🔗 13:13lightspeeddash: or you could FISH
🔗 13:13 Haldaraumo: the piezoelectric effect, that got Einstein his Nobel
🔗 13:13 Mooriarty: use the good rod?
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior: surf would almost 100% be tentacool right?
🔗 13:13lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 13:13 Mangledpixel: FITorion, eigenstate is another cool word
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior: if we use the good rod I think that might be... good.
🔗 13:13EricTheOrange: eh it'll probably be a tentacool, the zubats of the sea
🔗 13:13 Random_Robin: 10% Tentacruel
🔗 13:13 Akaiatana: FITorion 'Waves to Photon'
🔗 13:13 TXC2: Fitorion Haldaraumo I like "superpostion games" for a name
🔗 13:13 Mooriarty: surf is usually just worse than fishing
🔗 13:13 PhoenixMelior:
@Random_robin either way it's 100% tent
🔗 13:13 Random_Robin: 35% Magikarp Fishing
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: a second (third) gyarados isn't terrible
🔗 13:14 Mooriarty: welp, good rod not good enough
🔗 13:14Earthenone: "i think you get different pokemon if you do different things" dont know why that is cracking me up so much
🔗 13:14lightspeeddash:
Or we can wait for the Super Rod
🔗 13:14 Akaiatana: Carpe diem via carpe carp!
🔗 13:14 Escherichia3: Haldaraumo I'm a fan of "ultraviolet catastrophe"
🔗 13:14 Haldaraumo: okay, speaking of physics, I should go to campus and do some
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: ooh
🔗 13:14 Haldaraumo: Escherichia3 that would be a good name for a band
🔗 13:14 Mooriarty: welp :<
🔗 13:14EricTheOrange: YAY!
🔗 13:14lightspeeddash: AY LMAO
🔗 13:14 RedNightmare7: EFFlrr !!
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: nothing's wrong with a backup gyarados
🔗 13:14 RedNightmare7:
!!
🔗 13:15 PhoenixMelior: even if this one doesn't learn bite
🔗 13:15Lithobraker: speaking of physics, I should probably finish this report.... blurg
🔗 13:15hippitybobbity: @haldaraumo where do you study physics?
🔗 13:15 Haldaraumo: I have a sticky note where I write down scientific terms that would make good band names, because this is my life
🔗 13:15 Haldaraumo: Hippitybobbity UC-Santa Cruz
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: Perfect
🔗 13:15 Akaiatana:
Karppa Karppa
🔗 13:15hippitybobbity: coolio
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: you need more pokeballs
🔗 13:15 SchalaKitty: LRR Ball
🔗 13:15MadWaltz: Bite's not great in this game on a gyarados anyway, because it uses special attack, which gyarados is crap in
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash:
Magi ?
🔗 13:15hippitybobbity: lots of phycisists in chat
🔗 13:15Earthenone: dont love balls do the oposite of what they say
🔗 13:15 Haldaraumo: my favorite wikipedia phrase so far is "a failure of local reality."
🔗 13:15Alness49: Lrr Ball you say?
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: and by pokeballs i mean Great Balls or Ultra Balls
🔗 13:15Earthenone: or was that fixed in this one
🔗 13:15Lithobraker:
love ball is so hetero normative
🔗 13:15 rf232: what do quantum ducks say?
🔗 13:15Sektor88:
2nd gyaados ahoy
🔗 13:15 sethlock: Haldaraumo how about Synaptonemal Complex. No idea what genre.
🔗 13:15Earthenone: quark?
🔗 13:16Sektor88: *gyarados
🔗 13:16EricTheOrange: @Madwaltz I pretty sure in the remake they changed that.
🔗 13:16 rf232: quark quark
🔗 13:16 TXC2:
and thats how we caught andrew
🔗 13:16 Mangledpixel: Lithobraker, just write 'the observer effect negates any possibility of gaining meaningful results, so I gave up'
🔗 13:16hippitybobbity: @sethlock prog metal
🔗 13:16 sethlock: Excellent
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: I think he was being silly
🔗 13:16 Mooriarty: shorten to "GuyANdrew"
🔗 13:16 SchalaKitty: "Cooler Andrew"
🔗 13:16Earthenone: cgandrew?
🔗 13:16MadWaltz: ErictheOrange This is gen 4 right? I never played this one. Gen 5 was when they changed that I thought
🔗 13:16 Random_Robin: GuyAndrew
🔗 13:16 Omega_Lairon: "CoolGuyDRU" ?
🔗 13:16lightspeeddash: or KulGuyDrew
🔗 13:16 chenhsi2: Earthenone: according to bulbapedia, the bug was only in G/S/C
🔗 13:16 Akaiatana: Cool Andrew?
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: what, no andrew or ashton in the house?
🔗 13:16lightspeeddash:
sorry KulGaiDrew
🔗 13:16 Omega_Lairon:
Throw in an umlaut or two
🔗 13:16EricTheOrange: @Madwaltz it's the remake of GEn2 but with the gen 5/6 changes.
🔗 13:16 Mooriarty: ändrew
🔗 13:17 Featherweight_: Andrewbutt
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: @Erictheorange 4.
🔗 13:17EricTheOrange: I vote we never evolve andrew
🔗 13:17Lithobraker: Haldaraumo what about "Helvetica Scenario"
🔗 13:17Earthenone: hi anthony, have you sorted out your life yet?
🔗 13:17 Haldaraumo: Lithobraker that is also a very good one
🔗 13:17 Haldaraumo: runner-up at the moment is "the classification of exotic spheres"
🔗 13:18MadWaltz: ErictheOrange I just looked it up, and I think it only has gen IV changes?
🔗 13:18EricTheOrange: all the humans of the world of pokemon are vegetarians obviously
🔗 13:18 Haldaraumo: alright to campus for realsies
🔗 13:18 Mooriarty: well if there are no animals, they are by default vegetarians
🔗 13:18 SchalaKitty: @EricTheOrange - I believe that a leaked Pokemon branding document actually confirmed that.
🔗 13:18 TXC2: so long Haldaraumo have fun
🔗 13:18 chenhsi2: MadWatlz: this game is gen IV, so yes
🔗 13:18 Mooriarty: serious nature? yeah sure
🔗 13:19EricTheOrange: @Mooriarty well pokemin are animals.
🔗 13:19 mtvcdm: Why so serious?
🔗 13:19MadWaltz:
chenhsi2 Ok, thanks
🔗 13:19Earthenone: he can swim fast. thats not nothing?
🔗 13:19 Akaiatana: I wonder, if you fish too much, do you get karpal tunnel syndrome?
🔗 13:19 Random_Robin: Dark roads are safe in the day?
🔗 13:20 Mooriarty: *gasp* so serious
🔗 13:20lightspeeddash:
its not Broken
🔗 13:21EricTheOrange: @Omega_lairon top notch photoshop skills. lord_Hosk would be proud.
🔗 13:21Earthenone: i guess this is where we sacrifice the firstborn to the great light bringer anpharos?
🔗 13:21 Anubis169: loooooooooooooool
🔗 13:21 Anubis169:
🔗 13:21 Anubis169:
goes down from the top only 
🔗 13:21 Krlnkir: Such trolling
🔗 13:21 Omega_Lairon: Who designed this lighthouse? >_>
🔗 13:21lightspeeddash: well do you want people to just walk up the elevator and smash the light in the lighthouse?
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash:
🔗 13:22EricTheOrange: "eh, this is no place for playing"*challenges to pokemon battle*
🔗 13:22 Anubis169: jeez, a critical hit and it only did that much?
🔗 13:22 PhoenixMelior: this Noctowl is a tank
🔗 13:23 RedNightmare7:
And thundershock really isn't that impressive
🔗 13:23 Akaiatana: Owl be back for you later! You'll see! But not in the dark!
🔗 13:23 mtvcdm: Of course were serious. We have Andrew now.
🔗 13:23 T3HF1GM3NT: plz mom, no more berries
🔗 13:24 Omega_Lairon: Weird that Flaafy still only knows Thungershock though... wouldn't it have 'bolt by now?
🔗 13:24 Akaiatana: Hodor's mom is a berry thoughtful giftgiver
🔗 13:24EricTheOrange: Hey Ryo, we found where sailors hang out!
🔗 13:24 Anubis169: Akaiatana: fired
🔗 13:24MadWaltz: I don't think flaaffy ever learns thunderbolt without a tm
🔗 13:25 TXC2:
I'm pretty sure our mom has stock in a beery company at this point
🔗 13:25 Mooriarty: Omega_Lairon, it really doesn't learn that much I think it's past 30 for the next move
🔗 13:25EricTheOrange: @Akaiatana I don't think they count as gifts if bought with your money.
🔗 13:25Earthenone: maybe you should e-mail her your amazon wishlist not your berries R us wishlist
🔗 13:25MadWaltz: Pretty sure it learns thunder though
🔗 13:25 Anubis169: is it ever explained how pokéballs work?
🔗 13:25 GodSmasherBot: not caught the stream in a while, don't supposed I've got a mon yet have I?
🔗 13:25 Anubis169: like do the pokémon stay in a kind of energy stasis inside?
🔗 13:25 Akaiatana: ErictheOrange maybe her mom found some berried treasure, you don't know!
🔗 13:25 Omega_Lairon: Ah! I was looking up the Gen 6 movelist... that explains a lot. Okay, fair enough
🔗 13:26 TXC2: Anubis169 thats how I assumed they worked
🔗 13:26 Random_Robin: GodSmasherBot 2 more then you
🔗 13:26 GodSmasherBot: ok
🔗 13:26Earthenone: whatever happens in there pikachu dosent enjoy it....
🔗 13:26 Anubis169: in that case, howcome humans can't go inside pokéballs?
🔗 13:26 Mooriarty: racism
🔗 13:26 Krlnkir: Because humans aren't pokemon.
🔗 13:27 GodSmasherBot: maybe humans don't survive the process?
🔗 13:27 Anubis169:
Mooriarty: that's far past the poe's law point and not funny anymore 
🔗 13:27Booster6: Anubis269 maybe they can
🔗 13:27 SchalaKitty: I mean, could you save a human to a PC file?
🔗 13:27 Mooriarty: I don't think anyone tried yet?
🔗 13:27Earthenone: to complex of dna to be broken down and reasembled properly?
🔗 13:27 Anubis169: hrm...
🔗 13:27EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 because they're pokeballs not humanballs silly.
🔗 13:28 Akaiatana: By the time Hodor goes up all of these ladders, she'll be wrung out.
🔗 13:28lightspeeddash: also portal
🔗 13:28 clapclap_clapclapclap: COMPLETELY different store to buy humanballs
🔗 13:28 GodSmasherBot: Ah yes, the bird's natural enemy: The Electro-Sheep
🔗 13:28 T3HF1GM3NT: akaiatana: you're killing me....
🔗 13:28 Anubis169:
Akaiatana: double-fired
🔗 13:28 Muffinpenguin: Good evening Heather and chat o/
🔗 13:28 TXC2: hello Muffinpenguin welcome
🔗 13:29 Muffinpenguin: How are we this fine evening?
🔗 13:29 Anubis169: but to counter...
🔗 13:29 Muffinpenguin: pidgeon yes
🔗 13:29 Anubis169:
when the gym master's parents called them a little ray of sunshine, they took it literally
🔗 13:29 Akaiatana: Hodor, it's ok to get names wrong. All stream people have been calling me out for a pun fowl.
🔗 13:30 Mooriarty: geez, who even built this lighthouse?
🔗 13:30 RayFK: I enjoy wandering the streams, seeing Akaiatana deliver punishment to all
🔗 13:30 Anubis169:
hihi Ray 
🔗 13:31 TXC2: hello Rayfk welcome
🔗 13:31ehManiacal:
my Desert Bus for Hope poster just arrived in the mail Finally.
🔗 13:31 RayFK: How's everyone doing?
🔗 13:31 Anubis169: good, little brain-leaky though
🔗 13:31 Anubis169:
trying to un-b0rk dad's computer
🔗 13:31 RayFK: Oh that's always a fun one
🔗 13:31 Zaghrog: I'm still waiting for my poster, the tracking code didn't even work so I've no idea where my shipment is
🔗 13:32ehManiacal: I didn't even check the tracking, dunno if it worked either.
🔗 13:32 waZelda: Water was identified as super effective
🔗 13:32Booster6: did hodor just drown a puppy?
🔗 13:32 GodSmasherBot: only a little bit
🔗 13:32ehManiacal: I live in Victoria but it still probably spent a week twiddling its thumbs at Canadian customs like my Lava Bears shirt did...
🔗 13:32 TXC2:
only enough to make it "faint" 
🔗 13:32 T3HF1GM3NT: mom plz
🔗 13:32Lycodrake: mom plz
🔗 13:33Lycodrake: mom why
🔗 13:33 waZelda: Your mom is fiscally irresponsible on your behalf
🔗 13:33 Anubis169: is it linked to the amount you send back home?
🔗 13:33 Muffinpenguin: oh geez wonder what it is this time
🔗 13:33 Mooriarty: sending a single berry via mail
🔗 13:33 Edroach: you may need to find a more secure investment
🔗 13:33 Krlnkir: We're getting berried in gifts.
🔗 13:33MadWaltz: Marill is just water
🔗 13:33 Omega_Lairon: Water/fairy... but not yet
🔗 13:34Lycodrake: well, fairy egg group still
🔗 13:34 TXC2: water/electric would be a bit OP no?
🔗 13:34Booster6: the next pokemon game should give you the option of standing somewhere and have trainers walk by you can fight
🔗 13:34 Muffinpenguin: there is one. lanturn
🔗 13:34Lycodrake: lanturn - weak to grass
🔗 13:34lightspeeddash: swagger is good......in multiplayer
🔗 13:34Lycodrake: and wash form rotom
🔗 13:34 Muffinpenguin: Rotom was... weird
🔗 13:34lightspeeddash: Lanturn is weak to grass and ground
🔗 13:34Lycodrake: which is among the top 10 on smogon
🔗 13:34 sGowEll: What do people think of the 3ds red/blue bundle?
🔗 13:34 GodSmasherBot: Rotom was awesome
🔗 13:35lightspeeddash:
smogon
🔗 13:35Lycodrake: i prefer rotom heat
🔗 13:35Lycodrake: agreed, lightspeeddash
🔗 13:35 Muffinpenguin: But sableye isn't weak to anything! It's the ULTIMATE POKEMON
🔗 13:35Booster6: 1 time no berries
🔗 13:35 waZelda: Rotom had a wash form so he could clean house
🔗 13:35lightspeeddash: its weak to fairy type
🔗 13:35Lycodrake: it's weak to fairy, muffinpenguin
🔗 13:35 PhoenixMelior: ooh, give that to Robin!
🔗 13:35 Muffinpenguin: oh wait wat nooo
🔗 13:35 T3HF1GM3NT: oh hey, an actually useful item!
🔗 13:35 Muffinpenguin: I have been overpokemon'd
🔗 13:35 Akaiatana: It's there to help you scarf down the berries.
🔗 13:35lightspeeddash: also Spiritomb is better until X/Y
🔗 13:35Alness49: That's a very Mom gift
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: Spiritomb was the *** until Fairy Types came along
🔗 13:36lightspeeddash: cuz MEGA evos
🔗 13:36 Random_Robin: Thank you Hodor's mom
🔗 13:36MadWaltz: Muffinpenguin I remember playing Gen 3, having a Sableeye in my party the whole game, thinking "this guy will be great when he evolves!"...And he never evolved. I was sad
🔗 13:36 Anubis169: oooOOOooo
🔗 13:36lightspeeddash:
2DS
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: I saw that - I uh, I just don't need a new 3DS. I already have the New 3DS
🔗 13:36 RayFK: huh, I'm looking through my card statement and I might not have ever actually purchased my poster/book bundle
🔗 13:36Earthenone: i got my daughter a silk scarf, she just sent me a picture of her rat wearing it...
🔗 13:36 Mooriarty: it's literally the old games, purposefully nothing changed
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: which is also my first XL screen 3DS and I'm never going back
🔗 13:36 korvys: I just wish they'd sell me a clamshell 2DS. I don't use the 3D at all, but like the shape.
🔗 13:36 Anubis169:
Ray noooooo
🔗 13:37lightspeeddash: yep i like the Clamshell version
🔗 13:37 BlueMechanic: ooh a piece of candy
🔗 13:37 Anubis169: could it have gone on another card?
🔗 13:37lightspeeddash: not a fan of the frisbee
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: BOO! Bad pun!
🔗 13:37 RayFK: nah Anubis169, looks like I thought I did it and just never did
🔗 13:37 T3HF1GM3NT: hodor: fired!
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: Heather STAHP
🔗 13:37 Muffinpenguin: Bad puns are my life force
🔗 13:37lightspeeddash: Moar Pun
🔗 13:37MadWaltz: Krabby has seen the light
🔗 13:37 waZelda: These puns are making me flinch
🔗 13:37 embyrr922: Bad puns steal my life force
🔗 13:37 T3HF1GM3NT: hodor plz, i can barely take akaitana's bad puns >.<
🔗 13:38 GodSmasherBot: Well you shaln't be left wanting for puns on this stream
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior gives Heather a yellow card
🔗 13:38IndigoVitare: a ground type can stop the thunder
🔗 13:38 waZelda: These puns are so... sheeo
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior: especially if they have Lightningrod
🔗 13:39Booster6: hmmm it says my poster tracking number is not found...
🔗 13:39 PhoenixMelior: oh actually - hey chat? Anyone hear get a LRR hoodie 2.0?
🔗 13:39 Akaiatana: Is this woman a vault dweller?
🔗 13:39 Akaiatana: sher clothes say so
🔗 13:39 PhoenixMelior: *here
🔗 13:40 RayFK: Oh nope, I lied, found it
🔗 13:40 TXC2: yes but which vault?
🔗 13:40 enkor2113: is it cheating to use exp share in nuzlocke?
🔗 13:40 TXC2: Enkor2113 hello no
🔗 13:40 RayFK: I knew I didn't completely imagine that I bought it. Silly desert bus brain
🔗 13:40MadWaltz: enkor2113 I've never heard of anyone disallowing exp share
🔗 13:40 Muffinpenguin: Nuzlocke really has a variable rule set tho
🔗 13:40 Omega_Lairon:
"This is your brain. This is your brain on Desert Bus. Any questions?" - Desert Bus: not even once
🔗 13:41 Akaiatana: Fearow? Spearow? More like DEATHROW
🔗 13:41MadWaltz: I mean, you can do whatever you want
🔗 13:41 Mooriarty: eh, nuzlocke are houserules, just do what you want
🔗 13:41 enkor2113: been wanting to try nuzlocke but been unable to write over old saves ;-; its like erasing a child
🔗 13:41 Muffinpenguin: I don't use exp share personally
🔗 13:41Booster6: enkor2113 nuzlocke is all about self imposing rules to make the game harder, so its onyl cheating if you decide it is
🔗 13:41 Muffinpenguin: Oh man I remember when I first overwrote my old Blue save ;____;
🔗 13:41 Akaiatana: Advertisement for sailors: "Sign on! Travel! See the Whirl!"
🔗 13:42 Omega_Lairon:
Erasing a child is easy, just throw a handful of candy out onto a busy road...
🔗 13:42MadWaltz: The game spontaneously deleted my original Red save. That sucked
🔗 13:42starbuckfrommobydick:
Can you show your team please?
🔗 13:43 Muffinpenguin: the lighthouse is A TRAP
🔗 13:43 Mooriarty: in the long run, propably smash mouth
🔗 13:43starbuckfrommobydick: Thank you!!!
🔗 13:43 T3HF1GM3NT: username is that...is that earthbound?
🔗 13:43lightspeeddash: i stopped using the Exp Share after X/Y its too good for my tastes makes an easy game even easier
🔗 13:43 usernamechristmasspecial: @T3hf1gm3nt no idea
🔗 13:43 TXC2:
Mooriarty in the longer run, all of us
🔗 13:43 usernamechristmasspecial: also hi chat hi heather
🔗 13:44 TXC2: hello Usernamechristmasspecial welcome
🔗 13:44 T3HF1GM3NT: whatever it is...*removes glasses* my god!
🔗 13:44 usernamechristmasspecial convinced @Txc2 is just a greeter bot
🔗 13:44 Mooriarty: at least we can agree the fault lies with someBODY
🔗 13:44 Muffinpenguin: hi o/
🔗 13:44IndigoVitare: Exp. Share is essentially a poorly named Difficulty Setting. On is Easy, Off is Normal
🔗 13:44 Anubis169:
heyo username dude 
🔗 13:44 usernamechristmasspecial: it does the whole song
🔗 13:44lightspeeddash: agreed and i like normal
🔗 13:44lightspeeddash: i would like a hard mode but w/e
🔗 13:44 TXC2: Usernamechristmasspecial WHO TOLD YOU!! ...I mean hello
🔗 13:45 enkor2113: hard mode = release your pokemon after it gains two levels
🔗 13:45 usernamechristmasspecial: also I thought of a stretch goal for my kickstarter. at 10k it'll actually be good
🔗 13:45lightspeeddash: or at least the gym leaders/bosses to be somewhat difficult
🔗 13:45MadWaltz: I've done many things to make pokemon games harder, disallowing exp share was never one of them
🔗 13:45 Akaiatana: Whirls just wanna have fun
🔗 13:45 Mooriarty: exp share doesn't really makes things easier, it just reduces the grind
🔗 13:45lightspeeddash:
its a Sheep 
🔗 13:45NexVesica: The older exp share was fine, I do think the gen 6 one makes it much easier
🔗 13:46lightspeeddash: what grind? you can level easily just off the trainers
🔗 13:46 TXC2: "sleep is a curse, yet a curse I must live - Steven universe "
🔗 13:46lightspeeddash: been doing that since BW
🔗 13:47lightspeeddash: we would like more of those too
🔗 13:47lightspeeddash: super repels that is
🔗 13:47 enkor2113: so the pokemon red/blue/yellow is just virtual console or is a revamp?
🔗 13:47 TXC2: shortcut get!
🔗 13:47lightspeeddash: VC
🔗 13:47lightspeeddash: revamp is fire red leaf green
🔗 13:47 Akaiatana: Every time I hear the elevator I keep thinking my hard drives are grinding
🔗 13:47 enkor2113: they can revamp a revamp
🔗 13:48lightspeeddash: they can
🔗 13:48MadWaltz: Theoretically, they could revamp the originals to gen 6
🔗 13:48MadWaltz: I mean, Fire red was only gen 3
🔗 13:48lightspeeddash: but there are other games before those get revamped
🔗 13:48 enkor2113: was just hoping
🔗 13:48lightspeeddash: y? for more gen 1?
🔗 13:48 enkor2113: a little bit
🔗 13:49MadWaltz: Personally, I'd rather they just kept making new ones -- I'm not a huge fan of the remakes myself
🔗 13:49 waZelda: Your map is electric. Nuff said
🔗 13:49 TXC2:
with magic heather, with magic
🔗 13:49 Akaiatana: We've come so far, yet there's sofari to go!
🔗 13:49 Mooriarty: new friend?
🔗 13:49lightspeeddash:
lets go to the Battle Frontier
🔗 13:49 usernamechristmasspecial: I'm in an article in the mary sue and there's a guest comment that just says: "You know what? Forget it. I won't say anything else. Forget it. I'm tired of this." with no other comments from guest at all and the article is about a game controller. I'm really curious
🔗 13:49lightspeeddash: Battle Arcade is the easiest
🔗 13:49 Krlnkir: I vote surf
🔗 13:50 Random_Robin: Surf for Tentacool, fish for Magikarp
🔗 13:50 Muffinpenguin: Surf
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: what else does the good rod get?
🔗 13:50 Muffinpenguin: Surfing is forcool kids
🔗 13:50MadWaltz: Be tentacool
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: i vote Fish
🔗 13:50 Mooriarty: propably surf? we have enough karps
🔗 13:50Friikshow: fish, you'll catch the same pokemon further out if you surf here.
🔗 13:50 Random_Robin: Fish has 37% Krabby
🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior: help!
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: no help
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: does anyone know how to close tabs with only the keyboard?
🔗 13:51 Muffinpenguin: oh tentacool. cool
🔗 13:51 Mooriarty: ctrl+w
🔗 13:51 chenhsi2: What sort of tabs, like the ones you can close with Ctrl-W?
🔗 13:51 usernamechristmasspecial: more like tentafool amirite?
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: like chrome tabs
🔗 13:51 Muffinpenguin: yeah then Ctrl W
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: look I don't know. I googled it and all it told me was Alt F4 which I know is incorrect
🔗 13:52 Mangledpixel: PhoenixMelior, Ctrl+W
🔗 13:52 PhoenixMelior: I am now also upset because a three minute ad has started playing with stupid music and I have no mouse to click "skip ad"
🔗 13:52 Muffinpenguin:
to close chrome tabs you go to C and then Windows and delete system32
🔗 13:52 PhoenixMelior: thanks everyone
🔗 13:52 chenhsi2: Yes, Ctrl-W should work for most (all?) browsers
🔗 13:52 Krlnkir: I mean that is technically correct, Alt+F4 will close your tabs
🔗 13:52 Featherweight_: Sarahcool
🔗 13:52 Featherweight_: Trust me
🔗 13:52 usernamechristmasspecial: ctrl f4 will close tabs
🔗 13:52lightspeeddash: oh man i forgot you can rematch the gym leaders in this game
🔗 13:53morgoth_bauglyr: Tacticool
🔗 13:53 usernamechristmasspecial: if you really wanna close tabs, ctrl
🔗 13:53 usernamechristmasspecial: sorry
🔗 13:53 PhoenixMelior: yeah but rematching gym leaders takes like all game
🔗 13:53 clapclap_clapclapclap: 2nd for Sarahcool
🔗 13:53lightspeeddash: and the leaders have some BALLIN teams
🔗 13:53 Featherweight_: Sarah is also at work atm
🔗 13:53 Akaiatana: Twentytacool, because of inflation
🔗 13:53lightspeeddash:
you mean after we're done with the game? 
🔗 13:53 usernamechristmasspecial: if you really wanna close tabs, ctrl +esc, cmd, enter, format c:, yes, yes
🔗 13:54 Sarah_Serinde:
hi Heather, hi chat
🔗 13:54 TXC2: hello Sarah_serinde welcome
🔗 13:54 rf232: not sure about windows, but i know that something similar in linux doesn't necessarily close your tabs as long as you have enough ram
🔗 13:54 Muffinpenguin: hi Sarah
🔗 13:55 TXC2: we just caught you
🔗 13:55 Sarah_Serinde:
aww I just missed it? Still, nifty!
🔗 13:55 Sarah_Serinde will catch the replay later
🔗 13:55 T3HF1GM3NT: yup. you're a tentacool
🔗 13:55 Featherweight_: I told her to name it sarahcool but she didn't
🔗 13:56 Sarah_Serinde: hahaha I would've been okay with that option
🔗 13:56 Sarah_Serinde:
also hi again Devin
🔗 13:56 Sarah_Serinde: No it's all good, thanks XD
🔗 13:56lightspeeddash:
oh ew magikarp is still 60% with a good rod
🔗 13:56 Akaiatana:
@Sarah_Serinde, your arrival was Sarahndipitous
🔗 13:56 Sarah_Serinde groans
🔗 13:56Compleatly: C- Akaiatana
🔗 13:56 FITorion: Ok physicists I'm back from reading. I've got a few ideas now thanks
🔗 13:56Compleatly: Sarah, you brought this on yourself by having the name the Sarah
🔗 13:57 Nightvalien28: Sarah_Serinde, we are at maximum pun
🔗 13:57lightspeeddash: y serinde? i always read it as serenade
🔗 13:57 usernamechristmasspecial: @Akaiatana Sarahiously? that pun?
🔗 13:57 Sarah_Serinde: Compleatly You're right, it was completely my fault
🔗 13:57 TXC2: Fitorion so have you chosen any names?
🔗 13:57lightspeeddash:
you mean its was compleatly your fault
🔗 13:57 Sarah_Serinde: Lightspeeddash It's elvish, it means "the broidress," because I am a giant geek and I embroider things
🔗 13:57Compleatly: I always just assume that Serinde is a reference to something in french
🔗 13:57 Muffinpenguin: A-
🔗 13:57Compleatly: B+ lightspeeddash
🔗 13:58EricTheOrange: Tentacool VS Zubat, which is better.
🔗 13:58 FITorion: no I'm going to discuss it with a few people before a decide
🔗 13:58 T3HF1GM3NT:
y'all get Fs for Fun...which is what you are ruining for me :S
🔗 13:58lightspeeddash: hmmm probably Crobat
🔗 13:58onebadpillow: teh pokemans
🔗 13:58 TXC2: Fitorion ok fair enough
🔗 13:58Compleatly: are you naming a baby fitorion
🔗 13:58Compleatly: did you make the mistake of having a baby
🔗 13:58 Mooriarty:
EricTheOrange, aw, don't rate friends
🔗 13:58lightspeeddash:
in a manner of speaking
🔗 13:58 FITorion: no... company
🔗 13:58 TXC2: Compleatly no, a company
🔗 13:59Compleatly: a company is like a baby
🔗 13:59lightspeeddash:
i r8 it 8/8 i hear its pretty gr8
🔗 13:59Compleatly: and an equally large mistake
🔗 13:59Compleatly:
🔗 13:59lightspeeddash:
🔗 13:59lightspeeddash: The JOEKS
🔗 13:59Compleatly:
what's it like being 17 lightspeeddash
🔗 13:59 Akaiatana: So many swimming pokemon battlers! EVERYTHING IS BRINE
🔗 13:59 Muffinpenguin:
Sucks just as much money as well
🔗 13:59lightspeeddash:
might give you as much of a return too
🔗 13:59 Muffinpenguin: But the plus side of a company is that it can make you money yeah
🔗 14:00 PhoenixMelior: ooh, marcanius is getting close to evolving
🔗 14:00EricTheOrange: @Mooriarty Not EVERY pokemon is a friend, only the onles we force into slavery
🔗 14:00lightspeeddash:
too bad no afro in this game
🔗 14:00 Muffinpenguin: It won't come to you every saturday when it's 15 years old asking for money to go out with friends
🔗 14:00 Mooriarty:
you have some weird definitions of friendship
🔗 14:00 waZelda: Break time?
🔗 14:00Compleatly:
of course not muffinpenguin. It's taken all of your money 3 years in
🔗 14:01 PhoenixMelior: and here is our friend for this route
🔗 14:01 T3HF1GM3NT: moor tentacools!!!
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash: ooooh Lv 25
🔗 14:01 waZelda: Frandtacool
🔗 14:01Compleatly: so can you not use legendary pokemon in nuzlocke?
🔗 14:01 RAICx: #TeamPidgeyTentacool
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash: we can but it has to be the first one we see
🔗 14:01 Mooriarty: you can, with lots of repel
🔗 14:01 PhoenixMelior: compleatly some say yes, some say no. I'm in the "no" camp myself
🔗 14:01 T3HF1GM3NT: and dis is why i would use the duplicates clause if i ever did a nuzloke
🔗 14:01 Random_Robin: Compleatly You can if it's the first for the area
🔗 14:01lightspeeddash: so if we want Lugia gotta stock up on them Super Repels
🔗 14:01 Krlnkir: Eight more for a centacool
🔗 14:02Compleatly: are there any areas that have multiple legendaries
🔗 14:02MadWaltz: Personally, I think using a legendary in a nuzlocke run is against the spirit
🔗 14:02 PhoenixMelior: I think you mean an octacool
🔗 14:02Compleatly: D- phoenixmelior
🔗 14:02lightspeeddash: i kinda how we do just jam the super repels in the whirl islands to get lugia
🔗 14:02 PhoenixMelior: there can be, if the legendary dogs all show up on the same route
🔗 14:02 TXC2: right chat I'm off
🔗 14:02 TXC2: Goodnight everbody!
🔗 14:02 Muffinpenguin: cya TXC2 o/
🔗 14:03Compleatly: why would you need super repels lightspeeddash
🔗 14:03Compleatly: if the rule is "the first legendary of the area only"
🔗 14:03lightspeeddash: cost effective and to keep the rabble at bay until we get to lugia at the very bottom of the whirl islands
🔗 14:03MadWaltz: Compleatly It's not the first legendary, its the first POKEMON in the area you see
🔗 14:03 Muffinpenguin: "first pokemon of the area" non-legendaries included
🔗 14:03 Mooriarty: you could propably repel a lot of areas until you hear a cry? sounds expensive and very time consuming
🔗 14:04lightspeeddash: thats why super repel cuz they're cost effective
🔗 14:04Compleatly: there seem to be multiple versions of the rules relating to legendary
🔗 14:04Compleatly: all sound equally dumb
🔗 14:04lightspeeddash: its the Nuzlocke
🔗 14:04 All_mankind: i can't decide if this Just Cause 3 ad that talks forever and ever about the specific things the game does that makes it better than 2 is the best or worst ad i've ever seen
🔗 14:04lightspeeddash: some like it some dont
🔗 14:04 usernamechristmasspecial: I still can't over getting a legendary rolling pin off of that supermutant boss.
🔗 14:04 Mooriarty: it's a challenge run, creating unnecessary obsctacles is the point
🔗 14:04Compleatly: but it's still not...challenging
🔗 14:05 Mooriarty: it changes things up a bit, forces you to use unconventional pokemen
🔗 14:05Compleatly: so you might as well use legendary pokemon so you get something interesting to do
🔗 14:05 usernamechristmasspecial: @Compleatly sometimes a challenge is jsut a different way to play so it's new again
🔗 14:05 PhoenixMelior: all right I got my mouse working again
🔗 14:05Compleatly: it's the same but with more arbitrary ***
🔗 14:05MadWaltz: Kind of the point of a nuzlocke run is to force you to use dumb pokemon you normally wouldn't
🔗 14:05 PhoenixMelior: looks like the wireless USB connector just got a little confused
🔗 14:05lightspeeddash:
did you send it to a mousseuse?
🔗 14:06Compleatly: just stop
🔗 14:06 Mooriarty: otherwise you fall into a pattern of using the same team over and over
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: I need to reconfigure my desk one of these days so that stops happening
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior:
@Lightspeeddash I did, as it happens
🔗 14:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (53m from now).
🔗 14:06lightspeeddash: oh god we're not getting the super rod forever
🔗 14:07 Mooriarty:
lots of tentacools coming our way
🔗 14:07Compleatly: the permadeath thing is kind of interesting because it means you can actually lose
🔗 14:07 PhoenixMelior: yes - Heather will have an ARMY of tentacools
🔗 14:07 Muffinpenguin: Ah, welcome back
🔗 14:07MadWaltz: I actually had a lot of fun playing Fire Red where I was only allowed to use pokemon the game classified as "purple" or "pink"
🔗 14:07 PhoenixMelior: #teampidgeycool
🔗 14:07 Mangledpixel: we can still hear it
🔗 14:07lightspeeddash: name one Lorthos and then split it in half
🔗 14:08lightspeeddash:
too soon?
🔗 14:08 All_mankind: hi again Hodor
🔗 14:08Compleatly: when do we get fanart of heather riding a tentacruel through the ruins of Victoria, with Beej bound inside of one of the tentacles
🔗 14:08MadWaltz: Meant I had to use a bunch of normal and poison types, and pokemon like shelder that was another type became more valuable
🔗 14:08 PhoenixMelior: madwaltz I always love putting restrictions like that on myself - I made myself do an all grass team once. It made me appreciate them more
🔗 14:08 Akaiatana: You're doing laps around these guys
🔗 14:09Wangor: Yay, Remoraid!
🔗 14:09Compleatly: the only restriction I ever put on myself to catch all 493 pokemon
🔗 14:09MadWaltz: PhoenixMelior Yeah, pokemon's especially good for making up your own rules
🔗 14:09Compleatly: so much ditto breeding
🔗 14:09lightspeeddash: Remoraid up there with the most unusual evolution
🔗 14:09Compleatly: I can't tell you all the *** I had to go through to get a Zapdos and an Arceus
🔗 14:09 shamblemyshark4: tenacool the grouch
🔗 14:09lightspeeddash:
Zapdos? transfer from FRLG
🔗 14:10lightspeeddash: Arceus is a butt munch
🔗 14:10Compleatly:
I never bought those because I had better things to buy
🔗 14:10lightspeeddash: Event Only pokemon kinda suck
🔗 14:10Compleatly: so I just got one from some Japanese dude
🔗 14:10Wangor: Sounds shifty.
🔗 14:10Compleatly: there was much cheating involved
🔗 14:10lightspeeddash:
at least it wasn't Shiftry
🔗 14:10ArtofDaDress: hey heather/chat!
🔗 14:10Compleatly: several thousands of rare candies
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: can confirm event pokemon annoying
🔗 14:11vladimortpuddin: !next
🔗 14:11 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (48m from now).
🔗 14:11Compleatly: which I used to create perfect pokemon to sell to Japanese people
🔗 14:11 Muffinpenguin: Hi ArtofDaDress. Welcome!
🔗 14:11Compleatly: to get the event only pokemon
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: I caught them all minus Arceus and Genesect (and Hoopa) - and that's good enough for me
🔗 14:11Compleatly: the *** is a genesect
🔗 14:11Huschel23:
I was chaining Dittos for the last 90 minutes and now I screwed it up
🔗 14:11 Krlnkir: This trainer brings up an interesting point: why are we the only people (in the world?) using surf?
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior:
compleatly gotta go fast
🔗 14:11lightspeeddash: Genesect is Robo Insect
🔗 14:11 All_mankind: everyone else's still learning how
🔗 14:11Compleatly:
sounds like more of this new age pokemon garbage
🔗 14:12 Akaiatana: @Krlnkir, because this is our surf turf
🔗 14:12Compleatly: I was basically done after they introduced "literally god" as a pokemon
🔗 14:12 Mooriarty: I propably wouldn't try stimming in an ocean at that age
🔗 14:12lightspeeddash:
you mean Garbodor?
🔗 14:12 Mooriarty:
🔗 14:12 PhoenixMelior: yay Fabio time!
🔗 14:12 GodSmasherBot: WOO!
🔗 14:12 waZelda: Ampharos hype
🔗 14:12lightspeeddash: no Fabio is the MEGA evo
🔗 14:12 Dix: Love Ampharos
🔗 14:12 usernamechristmasspecial: so at this point I will randomly remind chat of yesterday's discussion that led to someone googling professor pigglesworth rule 34 and getting Lance Boyle
🔗 14:12 Muffinpenguin: YEEEA Evolution time babeh
🔗 14:12 Omega_Lairon: 'Lectric Longhorse
🔗 14:12 shamblemyshark4: #flaffy
🔗 14:12 PhoenixMelior: there it is
🔗 14:12Compleatly: who is professor pigglesworth
🔗 14:12morgoth_bauglyr: wait was that the sheep looking thing before?
🔗 14:12 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 14:12 Dix: Ampharos with Signal Beam ftw
🔗 14:13 Muffinpenguin: I guess Mareep was AMP'd up
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: get rid of tackle
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: thunder wave is really good
🔗 14:13lightspeeddash: WAT no keep thunder wave
🔗 14:13 Lumb3rj4ck:
🔗 14:13Compleatly:
thunder wave is useless get it out of here
🔗 14:13 Omega_Lairon: But that said, it has a crappy Attack stat, so... maybe don't go all in on physical attacks
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: Thunderpunch is also a physical move
🔗 14:13 All_mankind: can thunder punch be evolved to falcon punch?
🔗 14:13 usernamechristmasspecial: alright peeps the wasteland calls
🔗 14:13Compleatly: oh yeah your ampharos has a really low atk stat
🔗 14:13 Dix: should totally get Signal beam at some point
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: so on Ampharos it's actually not as good as Thunderbolt which we can get later if we want
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: Also wha Dix said
🔗 14:13 T3HF1GM3NT: oh hey, our flaffy is all growed up!
🔗 14:13lightspeeddash: no there's a different punch that's the Falcon Punch
🔗 14:14 Akaiatana: Maybe if you breed this with a frog type pokemon, the result would be poliampharos
🔗 14:14 PhoenixMelior: and also Power Gem
🔗 14:14lightspeeddash: its called Dynamic PAUWNCH
🔗 14:14 Muffinpenguin: ONE PUUUUUNCH
🔗 14:14 Muffinpenguin: sorry I had to
🔗 14:14Compleatly:
has anyone told you that you've played too many jrpgs phoenixmelior
🔗 14:14 Omega_Lairon: Power Gem was a gen 5 move though : (
🔗 14:14 All_mankind: so many punches
🔗 14:14 waZelda: Someone should make a one punch man game
🔗 14:14 GodSmasherBot: there's no shame in that @muffinpenguin
🔗 14:14lightspeeddash:
clearly not enough jrpgs if never got around to p4
🔗 14:14Compleatly: that would be stupid wazelda
🔗 14:14ArtofDaDress:
I was thinking about things i regret not buying when i was a child. The two biggest are: The Gamecube Action Replay, and a japanese copy of Pokemon Stadium 2 i saw at GameFactory.
🔗 14:15 Muffinpenguin: oh man pokemon stadium
🔗 14:15lightspeeddash: Ted Lewis right?
🔗 14:15bamafanrtr15: Pokemon?! LoI
🔗 14:15lightspeeddash: the announcer
🔗 14:15lightspeeddash: throw Crobat at them
🔗 14:15 Omega_Lairon: Actually... I mean a OPM game *could* work... the enemy fights would just have to dodge a lot. It'd be less about chipping down damage as it would just *landing* your punch
🔗 14:16lightspeeddash: also a dynasty warrior style game works
🔗 14:16bamafanrtr15: Throw the balls at them if they fight u
🔗 14:16 Muffinpenguin: There a "one kick game" called Dive Kick
🔗 14:16 All_mankind: One Finger Death Punch would be a start i guess
🔗 14:16Compleatly: the point of one-punch man isn't the fights, it's the comedy
🔗 14:16ArtofDaDress: one finger death punch is addictive
🔗 14:16 waZelda: I don't think standing under a waterfall is training so much as self-torture
🔗 14:16Compleatly: a game would probably kind of crap
🔗 14:16lightspeeddash: one finger death punch? you mean SHINING FINGER?
🔗 14:16 PhoenixMelior: we can drop that off once we beat Chuck
🔗 14:16lightspeeddash: or My fist burns with an Awesome power
🔗 14:16Compleatly: lightspeeddash what do you know of shiny finger
🔗 14:16 Mooriarty: man, apothecaries have it easy in this world. "oh it's sick? use this healing item"
🔗 14:17lightspeeddash: chuck the crobat at him
🔗 14:17Compleatly:
You would have been like 8 when that anime aired
🔗 14:17 Omega_Lairon:
Smoke SecretPotion everyday #420Heal-it
🔗 14:17 Muffinpenguin: A+++
🔗 14:17lightspeeddash: and hope he one hit kos everything
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: Crobat could use a few levels though, isn't Chuck's team like level 30?
🔗 14:17 Mooriarty: yuuup, above even
🔗 14:17 waZelda: VISIT CAM!
🔗 14:17 Akaiatana: @PhoenixMelior, we beat him with a None-chuck
🔗 14:17lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 14:17Compleatly: don't worry about it phoenixmelior
🔗 14:17 Dix: He actually looks like Cam too
🔗 14:17 Frylock72: Our Great Cammander!
🔗 14:17lightspeeddash:
what could possibly go wrong
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: @Akaiatana we did no such thing quiet you before I hand out red cards
🔗 14:17Compleatly: Oh I remember this part of pokemon gold. With the shitty camera interface
🔗 14:17Compleatly: old memories
🔗 14:17 Muffinpenguin: Apparently Cam is pretty lazy
🔗 14:18 Muffinpenguin: "take your own pics fools"
🔗 14:18lightspeeddash:
They're ALL Named Cameron
🔗 14:18 Omega_Lairon: Cameron doesn't have a bed *or* a toilet : \
🔗 14:18Compleatly:
Which one is the real Cameron
🔗 14:18morgoth_bauglyr: home invasion simulator 2016
🔗 14:18lightspeeddash:
the ocean is right there?
🔗 14:18lightspeeddash: don't take it
🔗 14:19lightspeeddash: or do?
🔗 14:19Compleatly: isn't this the stupid *** shuckle
🔗 14:19lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 14:19Compleatly:
shuckle. the worst pokemon
🔗 14:19IndigoVitare: someone "stole" my pokemon. Now you "steal" my other one
🔗 14:19 Mowdownjoe:
Aww... I like Shuckle...
🔗 14:19Compleatly:
it's ok to be wrong mowdownjoe
🔗 14:19Earthenone: shukle is probobly better than a tentacool
🔗 14:19IndigoVitare: Shuckle has the potential to do the most damage in the game
🔗 14:19 GodSmasherBot: I wouldn't mind being a shuckle
🔗 14:20 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh, did flaafy evolve?
🔗 14:20 Krlnkir: Hello doge
🔗 14:20 waZelda: The Lock Ness monster lives in these waters!
🔗 14:20lightspeeddash: remember this game takes elements of Crystal from it
🔗 14:20 Omega_Lairon: Ah Shuckle... a perfect lesson in the common trap that DEF =/= VIT
🔗 14:20lightspeeddash: except KRIS isn't in this game
🔗 14:20 Random_Robin: We could get a Krabby from those rocks
🔗 14:20EricTheOrange: Music suddenly got FUNKY
🔗 14:20 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: suicune you bunnyhopping mlg motherfucker, get the hell back here
🔗 14:20lightspeeddash:
we get this white hat wearing girl
🔗 14:20 Muffinpenguin: Isn't Suicune supposed to be like super rare and shy how does everyone see her
🔗 14:21Compleatly: Heather, if you completely wipe, will you restart, or move onto something else?
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: holy crap yeah Mooriarty needs levels before getting close to the gym
🔗 14:21 GodSmasherBot: plot reasons
🔗 14:21 Akaiatana: @Muffinpenguin, she's VERY undercooked.
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: 24 no bueno
🔗 14:21 Mooriarty: yup :<
🔗 14:21 waZelda: He's battling you to work out some aggression after being rejected
🔗 14:21 Omega_Lairon: Did... that Drowzee just try to kneecap Robin?
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: can probably deal with mooks but not chuck
🔗 14:21Compleatly: like all drowees omega_lairon
🔗 14:22 Akaiatana: @Omega_Lairon, it grew up in Joy-zee
🔗 14:22lightspeeddash: I assure you, thats not needed
🔗 14:22Compleatly: assurance doesn't seem that useful for you
🔗 14:22 waZelda: Great for slow pokemon, but Robin's pretty fast
🔗 14:22IndigoVitare: not good for nuzlocke, since the most desirable state is not getting damaged at all
🔗 14:22 PhoenixMelior: Sucker punch, when it comes up, is better
🔗 14:22 Mowdownjoe: Does Raticate learn Crunch? Otherwise, might be better than Bite.
🔗 14:22 waZelda: Also, it isn't a STAB move
🔗 14:22 PhoenixMelior: also we probably shouldn't use Robin in the next gym - is Mooriarty still in the party?
🔗 14:22lightspeeddash: its poopsoup
🔗 14:22 Muffinpenguin: oh man, tea time brb
🔗 14:22lightspeeddash: yep but lv 24
🔗 14:23Compleatly:
no robin is fine he'll be fine
🔗 14:23 PhoenixMelior: well then let's get to training it then!
🔗 14:23 PhoenixMelior:
compleatly She
🔗 14:23lightspeeddash: IT
🔗 14:23Compleatly:
he, she, same difference
🔗 14:23Huschel23: I like the term STAB move. Just imagine all them pokemon with little knives
🔗 14:23lightspeeddash:
will be fine
🔗 14:23 waZelda: This could be an explosive battle
🔗 14:23 HailtheRNG: uh, get him out
🔗 14:23 PhoenixMelior: where's emdyrr when we need him
🔗 14:23Compleatly:
leave him in
🔗 14:23lightspeeddash: Switch btw Explosion
🔗 14:23 Frylock72: Came in like a wrecking ball?
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: wish we had emdyrr now
🔗 14:24lightspeeddash:
self destruct
🔗 14:24 Muffinpenguin: inb4 Explode
🔗 14:24IndigoVitare: switch before it explodes D:
🔗 14:24Compleatly:
Give us a tithe of ampharos' blood
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: we uh... we should switch marcanius out
🔗 14:24IndigoVitare: you have -4 def!
🔗 14:24 Omega_Lairon: Heh... back when electric types could still be paralyzed >_>
🔗 14:24lightspeeddash:
it'll be FINE
🔗 14:24Compleatly:
no it's fine phoenixmelior
🔗 14:24 Omega_Lairon: What an odd, crazy time that was
🔗 14:24Huschel23:
The old double Screech, Sonic Boom combo
🔗 14:24Compleatly:
see he's just going Guile on them
🔗 14:24 HailtheRNG: got there
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: not yet
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: there we go
🔗 14:24 Omega_Lairon:
no 
today
🔗 14:24 Muffinpenguin: Sigh of relief
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: close call there
🔗 14:25 DennyMcG: Omega_lairon at least this was after the proper physical/special split
🔗 14:25 PhoenixMelior: Mooriarty will be great here
🔗 14:25 HailtheRNG: bite him
🔗 14:25Compleatly:
I have a good feeling those level 16 eggs could deal with a haunter
🔗 14:25 Omega_Lairon:
🔗 14:25 DennyMcG:
I remember replaying Gen 3 and wondering why Shadow Ball was doing nothing when used by Kadabra, forgetting it was a physicial move then
🔗 14:25 HailtheRNG: lrrGoat
🔗 14:25 HailtheRNG:
🔗 14:25 waZelda: I like the title "mystery man"
🔗 14:25 Akaiatana: We are just coasting through this area.
🔗 14:25 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, the "type determines physical/special" things was *really* stupid and arbitrary.
🔗 14:26Compleatly: So, where does the meat come from in pokemon world?
🔗 14:26 DennyMcG: Yeah, and most of them made no sense.
🔗 14:26lightspeeddash: it probably was also limitations
🔗 14:26 Muffinpenguin: MOM I'M BUSY
🔗 14:26Huschel23: Mom is watching the berry shopping channel
🔗 14:26 Muffinpenguin: Mom stop sending me stuff omg you're ruining my life
🔗 14:26 DennyMcG: Bite and crunch are special, but ghostly energy is physical? What?
🔗 14:26lightspeeddash:
Shadow Claw is
🔗 14:26Compleatly: just let it wash over you dennymcg kappa
🔗 14:26Compleatly:
just let it happen
🔗 14:27 Krlnkir: There is no meat in the pokemon world. Everyone is vegetarian.
🔗 14:27lightspeeddash: Nope no store
🔗 14:27 Akaiatana: Mom's favourite music is Berry Mail You Now
🔗 14:27 Krlnkir: Except the pokemon, maybe?
🔗 14:27 PhoenixMelior: there is no store on this island
🔗 14:27 DennyMcG: You can buy "medicine" though.
🔗 14:27 Muffinpenguin: this is what it's to live in the countryside boys
🔗 14:27 PhoenixMelior: come on Mooriarty, let's get you swole!
🔗 14:27 T3HF1GM3NT: akaitana: you're trying to hard now
🔗 14:27Compleatly: I'm sure you could cook and eat many pokemon
🔗 14:27Compleatly:
Like magnetite. seems perfectly edible
🔗 14:27Compleatly: or magnemite
🔗 14:27Compleatly: whatever the magnet one is called
🔗 14:27Huschel23: There must be a pokemon whose whole thing it is to create meet.
🔗 14:28lightspeeddash: and now Mooriarty needs levels
🔗 14:28Compleatly:
Like the flesh from Darkest Dungeon?
🔗 14:28 Mooriarty: technically, that's true for all of them
🔗 14:28Compleatly: no it's fine mooriarty is fine
🔗 14:28lightspeeddash: also Bratmon might be a nice back up
🔗 14:28lightspeeddash: also levels in general
🔗 14:28 GodSmasherBot:
🔗 14:28 Mooriarty: lv 30 propably
🔗 14:28 waZelda: Does Chuck give you the TM rock throw?
🔗 14:28 Krlnkir: Swole AF.
🔗 14:28lightspeeddash: 29-30
🔗 14:28Compleatly: lvl 30 in the old games I think
🔗 14:28 Muffinpenguin: 50 just in case
🔗 14:28 Mooriarty: chuck is tough
🔗 14:28 Omega_Lairon: MotherChucker >_>
🔗 14:28Compleatly: I remember chuck being annoying
🔗 14:28 DennyMcG: Chuck gives Dynamic Punch I think?
🔗 14:28lightspeeddash: needs a moon stone
🔗 14:29 DennyMcG: Or is it Focus Punch
🔗 14:29Compleatly: I don't know if they rebalanced chuck
🔗 14:29Compleatly: I think it's dynamic punch
🔗 14:29lightspeeddash: yep its the Falcon Punch
🔗 14:30 DennyMcG: Focus Punch in this game, Dynamic in gen 2
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: wait you're still in cianwood
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: k good
🔗 14:30MekBoy1523: with a flying/poison type like crowbat you run the real risk of getting OHKO by rockslide which I think is a move used in that gym
🔗 14:30 waZelda: "Well, Brian, your new job is to stand in front of a stairway and tell people they can't come through. Same goes for you, Dave."
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: it is
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: ok mekboy what else do we use?
🔗 14:30SquareDotCube: Did Heather get Shuckle?
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: nope
🔗 14:30Compleatly: oh right rockslide is a thing there
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: it is
🔗 14:30Compleatly: yeah Mooriarty is probably going to get bodybagged
🔗 14:30lightspeeddash: do we have the rock super effective berry?
🔗 14:31Compleatly:
It was nice knowing you mooriarty
🔗 14:31Compleatly: lightspeedgerber, you're playing fire emblem If when it hits the west right
🔗 14:31lightspeeddash: OH mom eventually buys you a moon stone
🔗 14:31lightspeeddash: Eff yeah
🔗 14:32lightspeeddash: also you can find a moon stone in the ruins of alph
🔗 14:32Compleatly: have you seen much of the game yet?
🔗 14:32lightspeeddash: first 5 chapters
🔗 14:32SquareDotCube: Well, it's probably changed but I remember being able to get a Shuckle from someone here on the island
🔗 14:32lightspeeddash: 5? or 3?
🔗 14:32Huschel23: She probably gets the moon stone for free for buying 100 berries
🔗 14:32SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 14:32 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (27m from now).
🔗 14:32lightspeeddash: some insignificant stuff that i forgot already lol
🔗 14:33 Muffinpenguin: Should we level eggs to get some physic stuff and not get rekt royally by rock moves?
🔗 14:33 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like that Mooriarty gets feathers for the wing attack animation even though, y'know, bat
🔗 14:33lightspeeddash: WAT LV 15
🔗 14:33lightspeeddash: HAX
🔗 14:33 Muffinpenguin: I forgot eggs name*Psychic
🔗 14:33lightspeeddash: I call HAX
🔗 14:33 Mooriarty: canonically, I think those are from pidgeysquad
🔗 14:33 waZelda: Damn it mom, all my friends get moon stones as gifts from their parents while you buy them with my own money
🔗 14:34 Random_Robin: Exeggcute needs a leaf stone
🔗 14:34lightspeeddash: our problem right now is alot of our team is squishy to fighting type
🔗 14:34lightspeeddash: or the rocks they may or may not throw at us
🔗 14:35SquareDotCube: Waterfall and Whirlpool are a thing in this game as well
🔗 14:35 waZelda: Let's bring in emdy... oh, wait.
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: perhaps we should swap exeggcute off the team for Emdyrr, just because he's so underleveled
🔗 14:35lightspeeddash: i mean Exeggcute is Party Psychic
🔗 14:35IndigoVitare: Exceggute is probably the best choice for this gym tbh, if you can stand grinding it up
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: yes
🔗 14:35lightspeeddash: and can learn Psychic Moves
🔗 14:36lightspeeddash: and not be squishy
🔗 14:36Lycodrake: exeggcute/exeggutor
🔗 14:36 PhoenixMelior: but part psychic won't do you any good if you're half the level of the gym leader
🔗 14:36 PhoenixMelior: I guess we're grinding though
🔗 14:36lightspeeddash: oh yeah we hit the grinding part of stream
🔗 14:36Lycodrake: mooriarty are you bullying wild pokemon?
🔗 14:36lightspeeddash: so heather how goes this season of the animu?
🔗 14:36 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that always baffled me. Who was like "hey let's make a pokemon that's a bunch of eggs...and it'll evolve into a palm tree...oh! and the eggs are PSYCHIC."
🔗 14:36Compleatly:
lycodrake: let him have his fun. He probably won't fly out of the gym alive
🔗 14:36IndigoVitare: Exeggcute resists all of Chuck's attacks except Body Slam
🔗 14:37 AdmiralMemo: Sup yo? How's Chat doing?
🔗 14:37 PhoenixMelior: oh hey, I wonder, hey Heather do you have any Persim berries?
🔗 14:37lightspeeddash: swagger?
🔗 14:37 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: doing alright
🔗 14:37 PhoenixMelior: @Lightspeeddash and dynamicpunch
🔗 14:37 Mowdownjoe: !next
🔗 14:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (22m from now).
🔗 14:37lightspeeddash: dynamic punch charges up though
🔗 14:37 PhoenixMelior: nope
🔗 14:37 PhoenixMelior: it just has 50% chance
🔗 14:37lightspeeddash: wait no thats the 50% right
🔗 14:38 mtvcdm: Huh. So apparently the IRL Dakar Rally's going on right now. I wonder how Dale Chuzzle's making out.
🔗 14:38 Mooriarty:
Lycodrake, well, that's kinda what they're for
🔗 14:38 PhoenixMelior: all right well we'll just have to kill his pokemon before they can hit us
🔗 14:38lightspeeddash: do you have the rock resistant berry?
🔗 14:38 AdmiralMemo: Still trying to get my job to give me more than 20 hours a week. If not, I'll be homeless by March... I've got 2 months at least to keep going, though.
🔗 14:38Lycodrake: i don't think type resistant berries were introduced until gen v?
🔗 14:38 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Memo =/ those rat bastards, I hope you get it
🔗 14:38Lycodrake: memo, you can always shack up with LRRcrew
🔗 14:381stWorldProblem: How come I never get email notifications when you guys go live? I get them for everyone else.
🔗 14:38IndigoVitare: nah, hey were 4. They were a huge part of why Garchomp was banned that gen
🔗 14:39Lycodrake: you can live at moonbase, right? =p
🔗 14:39IndigoVitare: well... maybe not huge. A part certainly though
🔗 14:39SquareDotCube: And they say 7.50 is acceptable for minimum wage. It's not even close.
🔗 14:39 AdmiralMemo: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: They're good people... I've only been there a month. I can understand them not wanting to give me full-time right away.
🔗 14:39Lycodrake: "banned" - smogon silly plz noh
🔗 14:39 AdmiralMemo: SquareDotCube: $10 an hour, but 20 hours a week.
🔗 14:39lightspeeddash:
Smogon? more like Jokeon
🔗 14:39lightspeeddash: Lv 16 Tentacruel HAXXX
🔗 14:39Lycodrake: smogon more like smokeweedeverydayeon
🔗 14:40 AdmiralMemo: 1stWorldProblem: Well... Maybe try unfollowing, waiting 2 minutes, refollowing?
🔗 14:40 AdmiralMemo: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: But you know... 28 or 32 hours a week is still part time and would be enough to keep me going for now.
🔗 14:40Lycodrake: lightspeeddash, if you dislike smogon you're a good person in my book
🔗 14:40SquareDotCube:
Spikes on a flying pokemon. Way to go Tentacruel
🔗 14:40Lycodrake:
they banned my fave
🔗 14:40 T3HF1GM3NT: well lightspeeddash at least its not a lvl 53 dragonite *glares at lance*
🔗 14:40 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Admiralmemo well I hope they give you at least that soon, then
🔗 14:40Lycodrake: because of substitute and focus punch
🔗 14:40 AdmiralMemo: 1stWorldProblem: Twitch might be bugged and you might reset it by trying that.
🔗 14:41 AdmiralMemo: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou, Yeah
🔗 14:41lightspeeddash: or how about Ghestis' Hydregion?
🔗 14:41lightspeeddash: in both BW and BW2
🔗 14:41Lycodrake: special isn't that good for mooriarty, heather
🔗 14:41 Mowdownjoe: We want Physical with Crobat, right?
🔗 14:41Lycodrake: crobat are phys. attackers
🔗 14:41 T3HF1GM3NT: didn't play gen 4 or 5 so i dunno lol
🔗 14:41 Muffinpenguin: but do we need astonish really?
🔗 14:41Earthenone: brocks onyx, yellow
🔗 14:42 Mooriarty:
astonish can't be better but wing attack is propably still better than air cutter
🔗 14:42lightspeeddash: he had a dragon that was like 5 levels before he could legally have it and then 8 levels in the sequel
🔗 14:42lightspeeddash: can get rid of astonish
🔗 14:42lightspeeddash: its waaayy better than astonish
🔗 14:42 PhoenixMelior: sure, we can get rid of astonish for that
🔗 14:42Compleatly: isn't astonish utterly garbage?
🔗 14:42Lycodrake: oh, didn't notice astonish
🔗 14:43 Muffinpenguin: Crobat more like Crowbat
🔗 14:43 Mowdownjoe: We'll likely ditch Air Cutter for Poison Fang later.
🔗 14:43 waZelda: Astonish is one of the moves you only use if you haven't learned another damage-dealing move yet
🔗 14:43Lycodrake: you just got rap-battled, mooriarty
🔗 14:43 Mooriarty:
🔗 14:43 DennyMcG: Like Leech Life, Tackle, or Scratch.
🔗 14:43Lycodrake: you gonna take that?
🔗 14:43 Mooriarty: I'm a bat, I can't even speak! don't expect me to rap
🔗 14:44SquareDotCube:
So what attacks do we need to create the so-called "flying Crobat"?
🔗 14:44lightspeeddash:
Acrobat
🔗 14:44Lycodrake: a crobat?
🔗 14:44 Mowdownjoe: Speaking of, we have a Return TM, right? Might be nice on Mooriarty.
🔗 14:44morgoth_bauglyr: so, uh. where do the feathers on that attack come from
🔗 14:44 Mooriarty: I can throw down the sickest echolocation, but that's really a bat only form of musical appreciation
🔗 14:44Lycodrake: you mean acrobatics - bat in the attic, lightspeeddash
🔗 14:44Earthenone: from the dead pidgies
🔗 14:44 T3HF1GM3NT:
morgoth don't worry about it
🔗 14:44lightspeeddash:
thats teh ability
🔗 14:44 waZelda: Mowdownjoe. No, much better on Robin
🔗 14:45Lycodrake: i'm sure you'd get all the swoobat and noivern respecting that, mooriarty
🔗 14:45Lycodrake: (noivern such a gooooood design)
🔗 14:45Earthenone: they put the noi from annoy right in the name?!
🔗 14:45Earthenone:
🔗 14:45Lycodrake: noi as in noire
🔗 14:45 Intrepid_Colin: @Mooriarty Nobody appreciates the sick beats a bat drops
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash:
?
🔗 14:46Lycodrake:
how can noivern be annoying, earthenone?
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash: cuz its AMAZING
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash: kinda
🔗 14:46 Mooriarty: true, it's a hard thug life
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash: it does well enough
🔗 14:46 Mowdownjoe: Huh...
🔗 14:46Lycodrake: and yes "noi" is also from noise
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash: Boomburst
🔗 14:46lightspeeddash: i'm done
🔗 14:46 Mowdownjoe: U-Turn is fun, though. But not for every build.
🔗 14:47Lycodrake: boomburst more like boom-box you in the face
🔗 14:47 Muffinpenguin: Grinding. Grinding. Gonna get down when Grinding
🔗 14:47 T3HF1GM3NT: u-turn is prolly good in a nuzloke. gets your dude out of trouble and still deals damage
🔗 14:47 Zaghrog: keep grindin' grindin' grindin' grindin' yeah
🔗 14:47Lycodrake:
just have all your pokemon have u-turn
🔗 14:48Lycodrake: be like bugsy
🔗 14:48 Muffinpenguin: u-turn op on yanmega on PSD
🔗 14:48 waZelda: Serebii says you can get Return in Goldenrod city
🔗 14:48Lycodrake: or maybe i should say
🔗 14:48SquareDotCube: Has Heather looked into getting certain-day-only Pokemon? I'm sure a Lapras would be wonderful
🔗 14:48 T3HF1GM3NT: wait wasn't it in this gen that tms are reusable?
🔗 14:48 waZelda: Might be sold in the department store
🔗 14:48Lycodrake: *bee* like busy
🔗 14:48 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Heather) [now] It's a TM. The DRM on that CD breaks it.
🔗 14:48 LRRbot: New quote #1558: "It's a TM. The DRM on that CD breaks it." —Heather [2016-01-12]
🔗 14:49 mtvcdm: These tentas aren't so cool.
🔗 14:49 T3HF1GM3NT: huh. must be the next gen then
🔗 14:49Lycodrake: that's only in Gen. V
🔗 14:49Lycodrake: and onward, i mean
🔗 14:49Booster6: gen 5 was when they became reusable
🔗 14:49 T3HF1GM3NT: right. this is still gen 4. forgot bout that
🔗 14:49 Frylock72: Wouldn't "Mooriarty" be a Miltank nickname instead of a Golbat/Crobat nickname?
🔗 14:50 mtvcdm: That tenta still listens to New Kids on the Block. How cool can he be?
🔗 14:50Lycodrake: mooriarty how do you feel about a repeat performance as a woobat/swoobat or noibat/noivern if heather does more nuzlockes?
🔗 14:50 Muffinpenguin: Oh how terrible Ethan ;___;
🔗 14:50Lycodrake: "and that's why glomping is dangerous"
🔗 14:51 Mooriarty:
Frylock72, can't argue with nuzlocke catch order =) I could've been a slowpoke as well, which would've been worse
🔗 14:51 waZelda: I looked it up. To get return, you must talk to a lady in the department store on a sunday, and the first pokemon in your party must be very happy.
🔗 14:51 Omega_Lairon: It's essentially just tackling, right?
🔗 14:51 PhoenixMelior: a lot of high school injuries were glomp caused
🔗 14:51D_Nikorasu: glomp: the anime body tackle
🔗 14:51lightspeeddash:
just look at what happens to Araragi when Karen Glomped him broke his rib cage
🔗 14:51 Anubis169: it's that flying tackle-hug
🔗 14:51Lycodrake: glomp: 60 power with a higher chance of critical hit
🔗 14:51Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: wtf is glomp?
🔗 14:51 Muffinpenguin: yeah better just Pomf instead of glomp
🔗 14:52 Muffinpenguin:
🔗 14:52SquareDotCube: It's either on a Friday or Saturday that you can encounter Lapras in the well near Azalea Town
🔗 14:52D_Nikorasu: @Dont_skip_desert_bus_day litrerally sacking the qb
🔗 14:52Compleatly: hugging without permission is tantamount to forfeiting your right to have teeth
🔗 14:52Lycodrake:
@Lightspeeddash hanekawa best
🔗 14:52Compleatly: muffinpenguin: what the *** is a pomf
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash:
yeeeeep
🔗 14:52 Omega_Lairon: That's why you always just wear spikes or things under soft custume pieces, so that if you get squeezes, they get stabbed. A lot
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: lycodrake you in the US?
🔗 14:52Lycodrake: yeah - TN
🔗 14:52 Muffinpenguin:
Compleatly google is friend
🔗 14:52Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: If someone did that to me I would knock them right on their ***
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: you interested in watching Kizumonogatari?
🔗 14:52Compleatly:
muffinpenguin: I'm not asking google I'm asking you
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: cuz select theaters are showing it
🔗 14:53 T3HF1GM3NT: wait why are we talking about glomping? walked away for a min
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: seriously? dang, that's awesome
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash: yep
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: probably mostly on the west coast
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: i need to catch up on -monogatari
🔗 14:53 Muffinpenguin: Ethan's dad was glomped T3HF1GM3NT ;___;
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: i stopped at the tiger arc's ending
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash: 2/3 west and 1/3 east ish
🔗 14:54 T3HF1GM3NT: wait wat? ehtan the dude trainer in this?
🔗 14:54 T3HF1GM3NT: *ethan
🔗 14:54Lycodrake: yeah, his dad has back pains and his pokemon glomped him
🔗 14:54lightspeeddash: dunno if you wanna drive to see it XD
🔗 14:54 farleyf: You know depending on what Pokemon glomped you could be deadly - imagine a machop or a magmar doing this
🔗 14:55 Frylock72: @Mooriarty, Oh! Sorry, I forgot that was the name of a person in chat.
🔗 14:55 T3HF1GM3NT: okay, but with an a
🔗 14:55 Mooriarty:
Frylock72
🔗 14:55 Frylock72: @farleyf, Or a Nidoran.
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: the closest ones are in Virgina or Missouri
🔗 14:55 mtvcdm: Do not let Snorlax glomp you. He is not a real doctor.
🔗 14:55SquareDotCube: 28 hours is not a long time in Pokemon.
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: i dunno can i post a link here? or link in whisper?
🔗 14:55Lycodrake: bai bai hodor
🔗 14:55 Omega_Lairon: Aww, the good times are over forever : (
🔗 14:55 mtvcdm: Likely Fallout 4.
🔗 14:55 AdmiralMemo: Hey Chat... I need someone who plays MtGO. I have a proposition to offer. It's a little off the beaten path, though.
🔗 14:55 Muffinpenguin: I wonder if we're gonna Dark Souls this time
🔗 14:56 Omega_Lairon: It *might8 be Dark Souls though, if it's finally working now
🔗 14:56 farleyf: Don't sell yourself short Heather - your cool too
🔗 14:56 PhoenixMelior: I look forward to stomping Chuck next go around
🔗 14:57 clapclap_clapclapclap: "so far"
🔗 14:57 Frylock72: Holy crap, when did they reach 15k?
🔗 14:57lightspeeddash: Project Diva?
🔗 14:57 Omega_Lairon:
Donkey Konga... 3?
🔗 14:57 waZelda: Don't be in inappropriate time zones!
🔗 14:57 farleyf: It's thanks to the load bearing wall
🔗 14:57 Muffinpenguin: Bye Heather o/
🔗 14:57 AdmiralMemo: Frylock72, When they offered the wall
🔗 14:57 TheMoatman: Will it be Donkey Kong a 3?
🔗 14:57 Mooriarty: thanks for streaming hodor! gnight chat!
🔗 14:57 Random_Robin: Bye Heather
🔗 14:57 AdmiralMemo: Frylock72, It'll go back down
🔗 14:57 Frylock72: @Memo: Oh, that makes sense.
🔗 14:57DigitalSeahorse: Heather seems more warmish to me, like warm and welcoming
🔗 14:57 farleyf: Well appreciation bearing wall
🔗 14:57 mtvcdm: Frylock72, as part of the Load-Bearing Gratitude Wall push.
🔗 14:57ArtofDaDress: @Admiralmemo i just got back from doing something, saw your msg. whats this "proposition"?
🔗 14:57 farleyf: By Heather
🔗 14:57 PhoenixMelior: bye Hodor!
🔗 14:57 Muffinpenguin: Now the waiting game starts
🔗 14:58 mtvcdm: When the wall was announced, we were at 11.6K, we topped 16K very briefly prior to the last payout.
🔗 14:58Metric_Furlong: hello (again) chat
🔗 14:58 farleyf: I'm tired of the waiting game lets play hungry hungry hippos
🔗 14:58 Muffinpenguin: Are we killing some raider scum or will we finally get Dark Souls to not get us motion sick
🔗 14:58DigitalSeahorse: definitely not so cool that she's frigid
🔗 14:58 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress: I want to buy 2 of the Intro Packs. But I have tickets, not dollars. If someone could buy me one or both that I want, I'll give them 15 tickets per Intro Pack.
🔗 14:58 farleyf:
Why not both - blow away undead scum with a shotgun
🔗 14:59Metric_Furlong: Muffinpenguin, Mystery Box
🔗 14:59 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress: No people or bots sell the Intro Packs, and the MtGO store only takes dollars. It doesn't take tickets back.
🔗 14:59ArtofDaDress: @Admiralmemo which intro packs?
🔗 14:59Metric_Furlong: farleyf, there are an awful lot of games that could be described as that
🔗 14:59Arclight_Dynamo: Greetings, all humans!
🔗 14:59 Muffinpenguin: Welcome Arclight_Dynamo !
🔗 14:59Metric_Furlong: y-yes, we are all humans here
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress, Specifically the White/Black and Red/Green BFZ packs.
🔗 15:00Metric_Furlong: definitely
🔗 15:00DigitalSeahorse: fine show me the ad after skip
🔗 15:00 Muffinpenguin: In the internet, no one knows I'm a muffin
🔗 15:00 farleyf:
@metric_furlong ok then let's blow away the Capra demon with a junk jet - that should help eliminate a few others
🔗 15:00ArtofDaDress: @Admiralmemo gime a sec, im gona look over a few things
🔗 15:00 quantum_sombrero: !next
🔗 15:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (34s ago).
🔗 15:00 farleyf: Which would be interesting to see
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress: "Call of Blood" and "Zendikar's Rage"
🔗 15:01DigitalSeahorse: I've got Ian singing about Matt Wiggins from DB stuck in my head
🔗 15:01 Wilhelm_Screamer: !next
🔗 15:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1m ago).
🔗 15:01Darktower2015: That was a tale
🔗 15:02DigitalSeahorse: something something King Wiggins for life
🔗 15:02EricTheOrange: Mutt wugguns
🔗 15:03Lycodrake: mootfruit wiggs?
🔗 15:03Compleatly: Mute Wuppins
🔗 15:04Compleatly: Samsclub Gunjeans
🔗 15:04 Muffinpenguin: Meek Whippins
🔗 15:04ArtofDaDress: @Admiralmemo alright, im buying the intro packs. you logged on for the trade?
🔗 15:04 LoadingReadyRun:
🔗 15:04 Muffinpenguin: Haa Contact!
🔗 15:04Compleatly: Flicka and his faithful Sandwhale
🔗 15:04DigitalSeahorse: oh hi Matt
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress, I am indeed.
🔗 15:04 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 15:042 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: ArtofDaDress: You got both?
🔗 15:04 Frylock72: I prefer Twenty-Thirteen for LRR singing.
🔗 15:05 Muffinpenguin: Did we get Dark Souls to work?
🔗 15:05 Wilhelm_Screamer: we shootymans now?
🔗 15:05 malc: derp serls!
🔗 15:05 PhoenixMelior: I hear Dark Souls
🔗 15:05 PhoenixMelior: this is exciting
🔗 15:05Caerlocc: Dark souls hypuuu
🔗 15:05angryoptimist: Dark Souls!
🔗 15:05 Muffinpenguin: DERK SEOLS
🔗 15:05Metric_Furlong: Dork Sarls!
🔗 15:05 Omega_Lairon: Sweet - all the problems have been solved forever
🔗 15:05lightspeeddash:
Music 
🔗 15:05Lycodrake: dork swoles
🔗 15:05 Wilhelm_Screamer: dork seels is fine too
🔗 15:05 PhoenixMelior: I wonder if this is Perk and Merks
🔗 15:05Darktower2015: dear dr alex, hows your feeling on vr desert bus?
🔗 15:05JustanotherMuffin: Actual Dork souls today?
🔗 15:05Lycodrake: dirk sills
🔗 15:05 clapclap_clapclapclap: okay LLR 40k players, I need opinionshttps://twitter.com/GivenAaron/status/687047512285429761
🔗 15:05whiskytangofoxtrot: Woo! IDKFDerp is on!
🔗 15:05Arclight_Dynamo:
Surely the PC will have *no problems* this week!
🔗 15:05 waZelda: Billy is not available for comment
🔗 15:06Lycodrake: air stuff?
🔗 15:06 malc: sord all teh mans
🔗 15:06 Intrepid_Colin: Chinese Wor Sward?
🔗 15:06DigitalSeahorse: Everything is fine
🔗 15:06 Mowdownjoe: !game
🔗 15:06 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:06 Anubis169:
haaaaaaai Alex
🔗 15:06nattsan: Murder solves everything!
🔗 15:06Lycodrake: !game good
🔗 15:06 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:06Meltalar: are we dark souling?
🔗 15:06 T3HF1GM3NT: heya alex!
🔗 15:06Lycodrake: it's an alex
🔗 15:06DigitalSeahorse: hope the display works better
🔗 15:06Meltalar: we are dark souling!
🔗 15:06Lycodrake: a domesticated and not wild alex
🔗 15:06 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
🔗 15:06MichaelD067: oh hai
🔗 15:06 Wilhelm_Screamer: Alex, what is your favorite starfighter?
🔗 15:06 malc: sir your hat is transparent
🔗 15:06 ehsteve88: !game good
🔗 15:06 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:06eostby: That shirt is great.
🔗 15:06Driosenth: Alex, what flavor of souls are you playing today?
🔗 15:06 Muffinpenguin: Motion blur souls
🔗 15:06DrunkenHyena7: Oh hai mark
🔗 15:07 waZelda: Work, pls!
🔗 15:07asthanius:
Pyromancy-only Vorthos run?
🔗 15:07ArtofDaDress: @Admiralmemo accept trade pls
🔗 15:07JustanotherMuffin subscribed for 5 months in a row!
🔗 15:07 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, JustanotherMuffin! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 15:07 PhoenixMelior: ah so it WAS the monitor
🔗 15:07Compleatly: Magic run?
🔗 15:07Compleatly: I've never actually seen anyone use magic in dark souls
🔗 15:07D_Nikorasu: 'profoundly fucky'
🔗 15:07DRMagnify: I vote pyromancy
🔗 15:07 All_mankind: hai Alex!
🔗 15:07 Wilhelm_Screamer: punch only
🔗 15:07 Muffinpenguin: Pick n mix!
🔗 15:07TheMooseTetrino: Pick and Mix is great
🔗 15:07Unas84: fixed by a swift defenestration of the monitor?
🔗 15:07Compleatly: punch only would be so boring
🔗 15:07 Anubis169: Alex: maybe a pyromancer build?
🔗 15:07DigitalSeahorse: Sub a mix?
🔗 15:07 Fracaswell: Pick n Mix!
🔗 15:07 goatprince2: hey alex, how chill are you today?
🔗 15:07 WolfgangCloud: gOTTA have faith?
🔗 15:07Arclight_Dynamo: I *vote* pick n mix!
🔗 15:07Meltalar: at least sth good. broke my phone. no twitter tomorrow on the train!
🔗 15:07DigitalSeahorse: Alex, mic is covering your hat
🔗 15:07Alness49: Pick and Mix? Or is there a magic/spell equiviant?
🔗 15:07 Psychic_Ketchup:
Woo, I'm finally able to see an IDDQderp live again and it's Dark Souls!
🔗 15:07Rational_Gaze:
Giantdad?
🔗 15:08 Edroach: alex im on my 1st playthru of ds! currently in blighttown trying to figure out what relationship the fog door has to the boss location
🔗 15:08Lycodrake: not pigtails?
🔗 15:08Meltalar: Agatha fisty?
🔗 15:08Shawn5961: You merely adopted this run. I was born into it. Molded by it.
🔗 15:08 PhoenixMelior: all right now could a mod explain Pick n Mix for me, because I don't remember the rules?
🔗 15:08 Intrepid_Colin: Alex I really dug your preparedness picture this morning.
🔗 15:08asthanius: There's definitely a difference
🔗 15:08 T3HF1GM3NT:
lol it does look like agatha fisty
🔗 15:08 LRRbot: Currently live: IDDQDerp
🔗 15:08 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: !game refresh
🔗 15:09 LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Souls (rating 96%)
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: theeeeere we go
🔗 15:09asthanius: No bonfire run, let's do this
🔗 15:09 mtvcdm: If you become not sleepy in a dark hole without your skin you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today.
🔗 15:09 KinoGami: alex dark swoles stream?!
🔗 15:09Lycodrake: pick and mix, kinogami
🔗 15:09 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm b-but, space!
🔗 15:10Darktower2015: Pick and nix. What every gets droped must be equiped and discard replaced item. Can pik which hand can equip item but must replace the item in order.
🔗 15:10 KinoGami: yessssss
🔗 15:10 Muffinpenguin: Dank Seals pick'n'mix is go! Get 'em!
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: !totaldeath
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: 18442 total deaths
🔗 15:10 KinoGami: come on two shield run
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: !deathcount
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: 632 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:10 malc:
gotta get
🔗 15:10superherofae just subscribed!
🔗 15:10 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, superherofae! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 15:11 Wilhelm_Screamer: weird, today is my sub renewal date yet I am seeing no option for aniversery
🔗 15:11 Wilhelm_Screamer: weird
🔗 15:11Piperlyon: so Pick 'n' Mix today
🔗 15:11 waZelda:
If anyone is unfamiliar with Dark Souls, the basic gist is that
🔗 15:11Lycodrake: it's like riding a bike, alex
🔗 15:11 ferretbreeder: !uptime
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:36.
🔗 15:11 KinoGami: i was about to ask if alex has played recently lol
🔗 15:11 GreyFox0012: hello alex and chat
🔗 15:11 AugmentingPath: Wilhelm_Screamer did you already get a confirmation email? It may not happen until later in the day.
🔗 15:11DigitalSeahorse reheats dinner in her new microwave
🔗 15:11 Muffinpenguin: Did we just slice it with a club
🔗 15:11 LadyThrimbletrimmer: First time I've been able to catch the live stream in a while!
🔗 15:11 KinoGami: just parry all the things right? one time O&S
🔗 15:11 clapclap_clapclapclap: riding a bike covered in fire and spikes
🔗 15:11Caerlocc: it is actually a lot like remembering how to bike
🔗 15:11 JellyFilledDoughnut:
Hello
🔗 15:12Metric_Furlong: clapclap_clapclapclap, is that not how you ride a bike?
🔗 15:12 quantum_sombrero: Yay more Dark Souls!
🔗 15:12 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Got to love how much blood comes out of these shriveled raisin-people
🔗 15:12Alness49: Like riding a bike, when you mess up it's nothing but mangled metal and pain
🔗 15:12 Wilhelm_Screamer: @Augmentingpath not yet
🔗 15:13 JustanotherMuffin: I picked up DS after a long stretch of playing Bloodborne. "Where was I? Oh that's right. Hi Artorias."
🔗 15:13 clapclap_clapclapclap: @Metric_furlong granted some of the spikes help keep you on, but the spikes on the wheels were just a poor design choice...
🔗 15:13ArtofDaDress: Dear Chat, doing nice things for friends is cool.
🔗 15:13ArtofDaDress:
🔗 15:13thysane: I gotta try me a pick and mix run sometime
🔗 15:13 KinoGami: it's weird to remember a time when this boss would rekt me on a regular basis
🔗 15:13 Anubis169:
🔗 15:13 Anubis169:
the clench is minor but intense
🔗 15:13 AussieGuy_88: Good morning Dr Alex, Dr Chat
🔗 15:13 GreyFox0012: that would have been embarrasing
🔗 15:13ArtofDaDress: *alex dies to asylum demon, dark souls career over, goes to beg for souls on the steet*
🔗 15:13 JellyFilledDoughnut:
I just use 5 black firebombs now
🔗 15:13 All_mankind: pictured: the thrill of living that accompanies the awareness of the presence of death
🔗 15:13 Anubis169: yyyyyyup
🔗 15:14 Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
🔗 15:14Metric_Furlong: !advice
🔗 15:14 LRRbot: Flip it turnways.
🔗 15:14 KinoGami:
put it all in str?
🔗 15:14angryoptimist: Wow, I step away for a moment and Alex is already out of the Undead Asylum.
🔗 15:14angryoptimist: That seemed kinda fast.
🔗 15:14Arclight_Dynamo:
"Don't worry, babe. It happens to everyone!"
🔗 15:14 AussieGuy_88: I spent last night showing some of my non-LRR friends lrrbot quote tweets. Completely sans any context or explanation. It was great.
🔗 15:14angryoptimist: Speedrun?
🔗 15:14Arclight_Dynamo: Funrun.
🔗 15:14Caerlocc: @angryoptimist it's just that fast when you're familiar with it
🔗 15:14 Anubis169:
Alex: phunny story, i was doing a Caster run, and managed to 
a black knight longsword, greatsword and halberd in the same run
🔗 15:14 Omega_Lairon: More of a speed brisk walk
🔗 15:14angryoptimist: I guess so...
🔗 15:14 AussieGuy_88: I can't wait to see a Dark Souls at a GDQ.
🔗 15:14AerialPosterior: Yay! Alex DS runs!
🔗 15:14 Anubis169:
when i can't use them 
🔗 15:15 KinoGami: no point in going for gravelord sword if you just have to drop it anyways right?
🔗 15:15ArtofDaDress: Alex, rememer that one run you had where literally all of the black knights dropped their weapons? xD
🔗 15:15 Psychic_Ketchup: Oh Petrus. You're the worst.
🔗 15:15 Nightvalien28: AussieGuy_88, they did ds2 last year
🔗 15:15hippitybobbity: so I heard u wr talking *** bout ds
🔗 15:15 AussieGuy_88: I must have been sleeping D:
🔗 15:15 Akaiatana: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🔗 15:15DigitalSeahorse boops Arclight_Dynamo
🔗 15:15 Nightvalien28: AussieGuy_88, check the youtube
🔗 15:15 Anubis169: yay home boners
🔗 15:15Arclight_Dynamo:
I... I *know* that boop!
🔗 15:16Arclight_Dynamo boops back
🔗 15:16DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 15:16 JellyFilledDoughnut: I think the WR for all bosses for Dark Souls 1 is like 1:15 now right?
🔗 15:16ArtofDaDress: Lloyd's talisman: Secret hidden mimic defeating tech. .3.
🔗 15:16 waZelda: inb4 Alex tries to use his talisman as a shield.
🔗 15:17Meltalar: Alex can do it in 10 secs flat!
🔗 15:17 AdmiralMemo:
Aight, Chat. You be cool for Anubis169 and Omega_Lairon for an hour. I've got to peace out for a while and do a thing.
🔗 15:17ArtofDaDress: @Meltalar HEY NOW! I do the mlp jokes 'round here!
🔗 15:17 Anubis169:
later AdmiralMemo 
🔗 15:17 PhoenixMelior: Where's Lairon with his More VIT! Button
🔗 15:17ReverseCreations: What sort of run is this, Dr. Alex?
🔗 15:17 AussieGuy_88: Take care Memo! have a nice day!
🔗 15:17DigitalSeahorse: the sidewalks are already clear but it sounds like someone out there shovelling
🔗 15:17 Verdego: are skellys actually weak against bludgeoning in this game?
🔗 15:17 Omega_Lairon: : |
🔗 15:17 superherofae: Yes they are
🔗 15:17Caerlocc: I always go parish master key route, early upgrades + grasscrest too good
🔗 15:17 PhoenixMelior: or am I thinking of the wrong mod
🔗 15:17 KinoGami: alex changes gear every time something drops
🔗 15:17 KinoGami: no matter what it is
🔗 15:17Meltalar:
I thought it would be at least 20% cooler if there are more
🔗 15:18 All_mankind: they're quite strong against non-smashing attacks anyway
🔗 15:18 KinoGami: he drops the old piece after
🔗 15:18Lycodrake: we're a wizard
🔗 15:18 Omega_Lairon: No no, "More VIT!" is totally my bit
🔗 15:18 Verdego: wow, Dark Souls keep getting deeper for me.
🔗 15:18yarrrgh: dank soles
🔗 15:18 Psychic_Ketchup: Blunt and bleed I think
🔗 15:18 mtvcdm: I got interested in what Twitch was playing at the moment, and apparently some game dev decided to test them.
🔗 15:18Cyclopsboi subscribed for 10 months in a row!
🔗 15:18 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Cyclopsboi! (Today's storm count: 6)
🔗 15:18 KinoGami: he rotates which weapon slot is dropped each time
🔗 15:18 Anubis169: huh... is twitch being derpy laggy for anybody else?
🔗 15:18yarrrgh: what kind of run is this?
🔗 15:18ArtofDaDress: "CAST-owait. this is a hair brush" *brushes head* "oh, i have no hair..."
🔗 15:18Metric_Furlong: !panic
🔗 15:18 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:18 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Yarrrgh Pick & Mix!
🔗 15:19Caerlocc: estoc! woo
🔗 15:19 GreyFox0012: alex would you ever play demons souls on stream?
🔗 15:19yarrrgh: oh i dont know what that is
🔗 15:19ReverseCreations: I see, Thanks @Kinogami interesting
🔗 15:19 superherofae: I am basically a walking encyclopaedia on this game but I've never gotten past the gargoyles myself
🔗 15:19 mtvcdm: The developer of a game called Punch Club put the game on Twitch and told the chat they had to collectively beat it before he'd put it on Steam. The chat beat it in two days.
🔗 15:19 All_mankind: you even have to use magic tools you literally can't use eh
🔗 15:19ArkhamArchivist: ah, good old pick n mix
🔗 15:19Darktower2015: As a thought would getting the dragon head stone via path of the dragon be too useful for pick and mix because at least for the early bosses, sans quelaag and discharge?
🔗 15:19 KinoGami:
this is pretty much going to turn into some hilarious
🔗 15:19 Psychic_Ketchup: Ooh I'd love to see some good old Demon's Souls
🔗 15:19ArtofDaDress: Alex, will you be checking out the Spooky's HoS DLC?
🔗 15:19 KinoGami:
ur gonna get rekt
🔗 15:19ArtofDaDress: *HoJ
🔗 15:20 KinoGami: sooo close
🔗 15:20 Mangledpixel: mtvcdm, by 'put the game on Twitch', do you mean like a 'Twitch plays' thing?
🔗 15:20Caerlocc: water suicide is my preferred strat there lol
🔗 15:20 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I don't think I ever found that Fire Keeper Soul. Neat!
🔗 15:20oyleslyck: Rekt? Not rekt.
🔗 15:20DigitalSeahorse: stream freezing
🔗 15:20Darktower2015: opps missed the end there, ment to add that dragons head does a lot of damage to bosses.
🔗 15:20 Zeke229:
@ArtofDaDress, SHOJS
🔗 15:20ReverseCreations: And now I feel like playing more Bloodborne, Thanks Alex.
🔗 15:20 Muffinpenguin: GottaGoFast
🔗 15:20Sai_Maa: Has Alex done the Demon's Souls run yet? (stream or offline)
🔗 15:20 mtvcdm: mangledpixel, yep.
🔗 15:20ArtofDaDress: Flashiest sword evar.
🔗 15:20lightspeeddash:
is that the Tonitrus?
🔗 15:20 Mangledpixel: mtvcdm, madness
🔗 15:21ArtofDaDress: rekt
🔗 15:21lightspeeddash: FLY MAN
🔗 15:21ArtofDaDress: ppffff
🔗 15:21 All_mankind: never actually seen those two weapons used at the same time before
🔗 15:21brosif123: Hey alex!
🔗 15:21 KinoGami: alex's weapon is quite baller
🔗 15:21Darktower2015: fly you fools.
🔗 15:21 superherofae: Is hollow go to moon? HOLLOW IS GO TO MOON!
🔗 15:21thysane: he had to return to his home planet
🔗 15:21 GreyFox0012: ive been watching demons souls and its amazing how much that game inspires the rest of them (particularly the boss fights)
🔗 15:21 cyclopsboi: alex have you heard about this youtube channel that will use the souls games to teach japanese
🔗 15:21yarrrgh: so what IS pick n mix?
🔗 15:21 Zeke229:
just go into Vats alex
🔗 15:22 KinoGami: demons souls, great game, armor spider is bs
🔗 15:22 waZelda: Shrugging skills still intact
🔗 15:22ArkhamArchivist: is death a reset?
🔗 15:22ArkhamArchivist: in picknmix?
🔗 15:22lightspeeddash: reminds me of teh dumbsh!t's guide to dark souls lol
🔗 15:22 GreyFox0012: nope
🔗 15:22 Anubis169: ArkhamArchivist: no permadeath in this run
🔗 15:22 AugmentingPath: yarrgh it's loose candy that you can buy from a woolworth's, but that's not important right now
🔗 15:22ArtofDaDress:
@Greyfox0012 well, presumably the first game in a series will inspire the rest of the games.
🔗 15:22Ben_scotson: do you have to pick up items that drop?
🔗 15:22 Intrepid_Colin: Don't be fancy lets get dancey
🔗 15:23 KinoGami: yes Ben_scotson
🔗 15:23 Omega_Lairon: Oh, we do have an !explain for this...
🔗 15:23 Omega_Lairon: !explain picknmix
🔗 15:23 Omega_Lairon: Uhh... Lrrbot?
🔗 15:23 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Dear Dr Alex, Extra Credits seems to have abandoned their Dark Souls playthrough, do you think you'll bring back Vorthos Souls anytime soon?
🔗 15:23 Omega_Lairon: !explain picknmix
🔗 15:23 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 15:23yarrrgh: do you have to pick up whatever you see??
🔗 15:23ArtofDaDress: Initiate creation of picknmix explain!
🔗 15:23 GreyFox0012: yeah but for example the tower knight in demons is basicly a combination of the iron golem in this game and the one reborn in bloodborne
🔗 15:23 mtvcdm: yarrrgh, if an enemy drops it, yes.
🔗 15:23 All_mankind: i.e. save the zweihänder for if you get stuck
🔗 15:23 TheMoatman: Yooooooooo
🔗 15:24 KinoGami:
tower knight is a really cool encounter compared to the iron golem
🔗 15:24 TheMoatman: I picked up the bloodborne last week. It's good
🔗 15:24aaronish: Can't wait for demons souls comes so I can begin my marathon of the series.
🔗 15:24Cursedxchaos: yayyyyyy
🔗 15:24Lancer873: So, do you buy like 1000 titanite shards to keep your weapons up to snuff?
🔗 15:24aaronish:
Gonna be busy for awhile.
🔗 15:24 cyclopsboi: was there any rules around double shield?
🔗 15:24ReverseCreations: see: wheelshield runs, lol
🔗 15:24 KinoGami: i just need to finish dark souls 2 before 3 comes out... maybe
🔗 15:24 Aarek: I've beaten taurus demon with double shield
🔗 15:24aaronish: Kino you played the others?
🔗 15:25 TheMoatman: Cyclopsboi, I believe it's a no go just because killing things takes soooooooooooooo long
🔗 15:25 All_mankind: funny thing i discovered the other day: when you play at 60 fps, the dragon can stomp on you there
🔗 15:25 KinoGami: Aaronish, yep
🔗 15:25 AussieGuy_88: These environments are so fascinating
🔗 15:25Viczia: Something something sweet katana
🔗 15:25Arclight_Dynamo: Something something kill, something something katana. For old time's sake.
🔗 15:25 KinoGami: i beat them in order of Bloodborne, demons souls, dark souls
🔗 15:25brosif123: When alex going more ham then a sandwich
🔗 15:25Arclight_Dynamo:
Viczia: Get out of my head!
🔗 15:25 TheMoatman: All_mankind, I found out the hard way you actually can't get back to the asylum on 60fps
🔗 15:25 cyclopsboi: i recalled that as well i just dont remember if it was ever formalized
🔗 15:25 GreyFox0012: also demons souls is even more confusing than this game
🔗 15:25 Aarek: yeah I found that out too All_mankind, now I run dsfix at 59 fps
🔗 15:25 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Kill that katana, it drops a sweet merchant
🔗 15:25aaronish: I remember having 1 2 and BB finished 100% but I've started a new profile since so I'll be doing em all over.
🔗 15:25aaronish: But starting with demon souls finally.
🔗 15:26 Intrepid_Colin: Chat I need you to convince me to not run SHaman of the pack in my Modern Elves deck.
🔗 15:26 ZeniteZero: Yaaaay, Dank Souls!
🔗 15:26 All_mankind: yay, a shirt!
🔗 15:26lightspeeddash:
a noisy Shirt
🔗 15:26 KinoGami: demons souls protip: magic is super busted
🔗 15:26Darktower2015: don't forget alex if you get really stuck the male merchant drops a sweet katanna
🔗 15:26 AugmentingPath: Intrepid_colin Don't fall for the shaman of the pack, it'll only end in pain (vroom vroom)
🔗 15:26aaronish:
So I need to have 5 games 100% done before DKD3 releases.
🔗 15:26 All_mankind: everything is a step up for Deprived :I
🔗 15:26Cursedxchaos: fashion souls
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Blink to clear blood from your eyes.
🔗 15:26 Gsyhiap: shirt bling!
🔗 15:26TimsMartini: in that jingle jangle morning I'll come bluuuuudgeoning you!
🔗 15:26 Mangledpixel: he's got a shirt, that jingle jangle jingles
🔗 15:27 All_mankind: incidental fashion?
🔗 15:27Rational_Gaze: @Intrepid_Colin, but why not, you get to say "I dome you for a million"
🔗 15:27 KinoGami: demons souls still has one of the most unique encounters i've had to experience where I was a boss fight
🔗 15:27Sai_Maa: Demon's Souls has the best ost of all souls-games imo. Also the 5-3 boss plus the siblings lore/quest
🔗 15:27 superherofae: So I just found out that they're making a VR Desert Bus for Occulus Rift
🔗 15:27 TheMoatman: "used"
🔗 15:27 Intrepid_Colin: @Rational_gaze I know... but then I throw in dwynen's elite and maybe some thoughtsieze
🔗 15:27 ZeniteZero: !uptime
🔗 15:27 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:58.
🔗 15:27 Wilhelm_Screamer: can you win with two shields no weapons?
🔗 15:27aaronish: I look forward to it.
🔗 15:27 Wilhelm_Screamer: just bash em out?
🔗 15:27 TheMoatman: And it'e even used in the left hand, too!
🔗 15:27 cyclopsboi: the move swap is legit
🔗 15:27 Anubis169: twitch vods are boned tonight
🔗 15:27 Aarek: Wilhelm_Screamer, very slowly
🔗 15:28aaronish: I heard farming a certain upgrade item is going to take me awhile.
🔗 15:28Meltalar: alex, does it have the thanks Obama mod?
🔗 15:28 Senstaku: What sort of run tonight?
🔗 15:28 KinoGami: heavy shields have a bash attack instead of a parry
🔗 15:28 Psychic_Ketchup: Are estocs german now?
🔗 15:28 KinoGami: so it is possible
🔗 15:28aaronish: Like 1% drop chance, something like that.
🔗 15:28 Anubis169: Meltalar: Odama
🔗 15:28 DennyMcG: Hello hello.
🔗 15:28 ZeniteZero:
Shitty, early-game stamina 
🔗 15:28Meltalar: oh right
🔗 15:28 Anubis169: LuckScope
🔗 15:28 TheMoatman: what upgrade, Aaronish?
🔗 15:28 Aarek: Wilhelm_Screamer, I was actually trying to do a shield only run of DS, but stopped before gargoyles because I'm thinking of starting over and streaming it
🔗 15:28Meltalar: long time.
🔗 15:28aaronish: It's one of the stones from demon souls.
🔗 15:28DirgeNovak: That's a lot of mans
🔗 15:28 Senstaku:
Psychic_ketchup German, French - close enough, right?
🔗 15:28 superherofae: I cannot imagine how miserable VR Desert Bus would be to play
🔗 15:29 Muffinpenguin: Body physics pls
🔗 15:29 KinoGami: Aaronish, most of them take a while
🔗 15:29ArkhamArchivist: love me some estoc
🔗 15:29aaronish: The name alludes me.
🔗 15:29croisvoix1: hi alex!
🔗 15:29 KinoGami: my guess is spiderstone?
🔗 15:29aaronish: There's one in particular though, pure bladestone I think?
🔗 15:29Meltalar:
thanks, Obama
🔗 15:29 Psychic_Ketchup: Aaronish pure Bladestone I think. The farming will take a pretty long while
🔗 15:29 All_mankind: pretty cool if in DS3 they can up the randomness just enough that you can't just decide what kind of run you want
🔗 15:29aaronish: That's the one.
🔗 15:30 All_mankind: not that people don't try 10 or 20 times until they get the black knight halberd run they want. . .
🔗 15:30Sai_Maa:
Pure Bladestone easy. Took 4h last time
🔗 15:30aaronish: Gotta plan out my DKS1 run a lil different this time as the co ops probably dead on console.
🔗 15:30 TheMoatman: God I hope not. I like being able to decide what I want to do when I start the run
🔗 15:30aaronish: Can you farm sunlight medals anywhere in game?
🔗 15:30 TheMoatman: Well there were just less weapons in the first place
🔗 15:30DigitalSeahorse: but ...waffles
🔗 15:30aaronish: Gonna need 10 for all miracles.
🔗 15:31 Aarek: Aaronish, the bugs in the shortcut to lost isalith
🔗 15:31 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Seeing that nicely arranged kitchen reminded me of one of my quibbles with Fallout 4: Why, if there have been looters roaming the Commonwealth for at least a couple decades, is there still so much stuff left over?
🔗 15:31 AussieGuy_88: they were planned a little differently
🔗 15:31aaronish: Thanks Aarek.
🔗 15:31 Senstaku: From what I've seen and read it appears to be Dark Souls 1 but sped up.
🔗 15:31 cyclopsboi: based on the things i have seen, that is how it will play
🔗 15:31 ZeniteZero:
Pyro build
🔗 15:31 KinoGami: so is alex going to take on the black knight?
🔗 15:31ArtofDaDress: Yea, theres only like give or take 20 weapons in bloodborne, so it's pretty limited, not accounting for hunter tools, which are basically spells
🔗 15:31 Anubis169: Alex... are you going to Black Knight this early or pass him by?
🔗 15:31 Senstaku: With a few new mechanics and a shiney coat of paint
🔗 15:31 KinoGami: or we just gonna leave him alone til later?
🔗 15:31 DennyMcG: Because the looters are really, really bad at that one thing.
🔗 15:31 Zeke229: we gonna Black Knight?
🔗 15:31aaronish: I'm not looking forward to the half HP chalice dungeon in BB I must admit.
🔗 15:31ArtofDaDress: BLACK KNIGHT! Get that sword, like the luck sack you are! XD
🔗 15:31 superherofae: Because its a videogame and the player needs some incentive to explore otherwise the game would be over in a few hours and people would conplain it was too short
🔗 15:31aaronish: Did it once and it drained my sanity lol,
🔗 15:32 Aarek: hit em with the barrel
🔗 15:32 All_mankind: you can also farm sunlight medals by joining the sunlight covenant and helping other players. it's more fun i think
🔗 15:32 GreyFox0012: lol yeah where milt just kickes him off the cliff
🔗 15:32 ZeniteZero: *** with him!
🔗 15:32 KinoGami: trip him off the edge? lol
🔗 15:32Darktower2015: could turn into a black knight weapon run
🔗 15:32 TheMoatman: I don't think the estoc has much in the way of str scaling
🔗 15:32 KinoGami: effing milt just making this game look easy
🔗 15:32 ZeniteZero: This game is so awesome, holy balss
🔗 15:32aaronish:
True @all_mankind I'm on PS3 though and I'm pretty sure co ops near dead on PS3.
🔗 15:32 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Sword goes in, blood comes out
🔗 15:33aaronish: I'd love some jolly cooperation
🔗 15:33 ZeniteZero: Look at them ripostes
🔗 15:33 Omega_Lairon: "To shreds you say? *tsk* And the family? ...To shreds you say?"
🔗 15:33 Anubis169:
niiiiiiiice shield
🔗 15:33Lycodrake: myr myr myr myr
🔗 15:33 All_mankind: pity
🔗 15:33 WolfgangCloud:
🔗 15:33 Psychic_Ketchup:
?
🔗 15:33 DennyMcG: Omega_lairon Futurama?
🔗 15:33 WolfgangCloud:
🔗 15:33 superherofae: dual shield run go!
🔗 15:33 KinoGami: just a little poke
🔗 15:33 Verdego:
🔗 15:33 WolfgangCloud:
🔗 15:33asthanius: Use the shield as a sled and mow down your enemies
🔗 15:33 T3HF1GM3NT: dual wield shields!!!
🔗 15:33 ZeniteZero: DOUBLE SHIELD, *** YEAH
🔗 15:33 waZelda: Zweihandler time?
🔗 15:33 cyclopsboi: well there you go
🔗 15:33 Muffinpenguin: BASH 'EM
🔗 15:33 Wilhelm_Screamer: just dome them out
🔗 15:33 Anubis169:
mmmmmmmblockin' out the haters 
🔗 15:33 TheMoatman: I believe the rules were specifically "no 2 shields unless you feel like it"
🔗 15:33 Omega_Lairon: DennyMcG - you know it ^_^
🔗 15:33 Muffinpenguin: that looks so epic
🔗 15:33 Aarek: time for two shields megee
🔗 15:33Caerlocc:
bks best drop
🔗 15:33brosif123: Dubs sheild
🔗 15:34Metric_Furlong: Arthur 'Two Shields' Jackson confirmed
🔗 15:34daneislazy: kill tarus with shield!!!
🔗 15:34 KinoGami: two shield run!
🔗 15:34TimsMartini: Arthur 'Two-Shields' Jackson
🔗 15:34 GreyFox0012: now go fight tauros demon
🔗 15:34Himyul:
ah, the ol' board 'n' board build
🔗 15:34Driosenth: my hope for dark souls 3 is that enemys can damage each other
🔗 15:34 BusTed: Crossbow might be looking a little nicer now.
🔗 15:34 LoadingReadyRun: Arthur "Two Shields" Jackson
🔗 15:34TimsMartini: Hehe @metric_furlong
🔗 15:34Rational_Gaze: two shields? what is this, DS2?
🔗 15:34 Anubis169:
🔗 15:34Sockro_Mancer: "The first shield is to hit you with and the second shield is to hit you with"
🔗 15:34TheOtherTrevor: Huh. Never seen that happen
🔗 15:34aaronish: For when you want defence as your offence slap on another shield!
🔗 15:34 Anubis169: LRR: is that Graham?
🔗 15:34 TheMoatman: Yeah, that happens sometimes
🔗 15:34 GreyFox0012: flawless masterpeice
🔗 15:34 Wilhelm_Screamer: !pardonfuck
🔗 15:34 LRRbot:
20 pardons-fuck for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:34thysane: that.... that's new
🔗 15:34 DennyMcG: Omega_lairon oh good, I couldn't remember if it was Futurama or Simpsons, but I was certain it was one of the two.
🔗 15:34 ZeniteZero: THAT's never happened
🔗 15:34 waZelda: That guy can kill himself? I don't even
🔗 15:34 TheMoatman: Might be because of 60fps but this looks like locked 30
🔗 15:35 AussieGuy_88: Hi LRR account person! I assume Graham?
🔗 15:35 Anubis169:
if so, get well soon
🔗 15:35asthanius: Can you Resin a shield?
🔗 15:35aaronish: The enemy felt so bad you're using 2 shields he gave you a helping hand and offed himself.
🔗 15:35 Zeke229: @TheMoatman, i think they stream at 30
🔗 15:35brosif123: this gon get GOOOD
🔗 15:35 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I'm reminded of my last D&D character, Tabitha Godsdaughter, a half-orc Paladin with two shields
🔗 15:35Pacino000 subscribed for 25 months in a row!
🔗 15:35 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Pacino000! (Today's storm count: 7)
🔗 15:35 Psychic_Ketchup: It's not really a plunging attack... you just kinda fall on them
🔗 15:35 cyclopsboi: quick now ember your shield
🔗 15:35 ZeniteZero: Is this NG+?
🔗 15:35 KinoGami: turn on bloodborne, accidently walk off ladder
🔗 15:35aaronish:
25 months 
🔗 15:35 Zeke229: can this back stab?
🔗 15:35 Anubis169: ZeniteZero NG
🔗 15:35 superherofae: I've seen a dual shields run on youtube, it was great
🔗 15:35 TheMoatman: Okay, then yeah, the trap guy killing himself is a 60fps thing
🔗 15:35 KinoGami: gg game
🔗 15:35DigitalSeahorse: lol you must be Brook Sheilds
🔗 15:35 waZelda: I look forward to Alex stabbing a demon in the head with a shield
🔗 15:35 ZeniteZero: Oh, I see
🔗 15:35 Khalahd: How did they get through our ironclad defenses to score a hit!?!?!?
🔗 15:35ArtofDaDress: CHAT! I need help!
🔗 15:35 All_mankind: falling on people with a giant slab of magically infused iron first? seems legit
🔗 15:35Caerlocc: taurus suicide! do eeeet
🔗 15:35Lycodrake: is two shields playable?
🔗 15:35ArtofDaDress: I can't stop inging House, M.D.!
🔗 15:36ArtofDaDress: *binging
🔗 15:36 GreyFox0012: i cant wait to see what the plunge attack does to him
🔗 15:36 WolfgangCloud: Plunging attack is the answer
🔗 15:36 TheMoatman: Oooh no, you can't use GPR on the bk shield
🔗 15:36 Decaped: Makes me miss agatha fisty
🔗 15:36Sai_Maa: You could resin/enchant etc shields and pretty much anything before it got patched
🔗 15:36 All_mankind: but can you leap attack?
🔗 15:36 ZeniteZero:
Cheese him
🔗 15:36 superherofae: two shields is totally possible, just really hard
🔗 15:36asthanius: Sick abs, bro
🔗 15:36 GreyFox0012: uh oh
🔗 15:36 KinoGami: i am scurb
🔗 15:36aaronish: Looooool
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: hahahaha
🔗 15:36 LadyThrimbletrimmer: The legendary Two-Shield Technique!
🔗 15:36 T3HF1GM3NT: well we're gonna be here a while
🔗 15:36 ZeniteZero: OH god....
🔗 15:36 Psychic_Ketchup: Well then
🔗 15:36 Muffinpenguin: ArtofDaDress don't stop, and then continue with House Of Cards
🔗 15:36TimsMartini: kneecapper!
🔗 15:36 DennyMcG: Aim for the shins!
🔗 15:36lightspeeddash:
6 Damage Boyz
🔗 15:36Tiber727: I look forward to Alex PVP'ing in Anor Londo and knocking guys off of the ledge.
🔗 15:36 Zeke229: what if taurus demon drops his axe?
🔗 15:36 GreyFox0012: there was a troll pvp build that was just the 2 wall shields in dark souls 2
🔗 15:36DTor214: Looks like it'll only take about 13 plunges here
🔗 15:36 Omega_Lairon: You can't catch me, I'm the peacherbread mang
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:37 LRRbot:
633 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:37 Zeke229: can you knock him off?
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: first of the night
🔗 15:37whiskytangofoxtrot: Was hoping for a Torus Demon. We need more donut-shaped demons.
🔗 15:37asthanius: Was hoping the demon would jump off the bridge
🔗 15:37 AussieGuy_88: CRUNCH
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: and what a play
🔗 15:37 Aarek: yeah, he can jump off
🔗 15:37 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:40.
🔗 15:37aaronish: This reminds me of a YouTube video of the legend of zelda where he never gets the sword, "nah smashing board"
🔗 15:37 ZeniteZero: Funny thing is, this mini-boss has to cheese strats
🔗 15:37Namboto: Oh this is miserable
🔗 15:37 AussieGuy_88:
🔗 15:37 All_mankind: Alex, do you have some firebombs? and would you be allowed to use them as much as you like?
🔗 15:37White_wampa: wah wah wah...
🔗 15:37daneislazy: you can't knock him off, but occasionally he jumps off
🔗 15:37 GreyFox0012: sometimes he'll fall off that ledge when he jumps in
🔗 15:37DrunkenHyena7: Go kill the merchant for an actual weapon
🔗 15:37 Psychic_Ketchup: Zweihander time?
🔗 15:37Meltalar: no, thanks, odam
🔗 15:37Viczia: The katana
🔗 15:37 clapclap_clapclapclap: sick katana?
🔗 15:37 Gsyhiap: can you use throwing daggers?
🔗 15:37Solomon_Kain:
King Kong 1. Japanese Office Worker 0.
🔗 15:37Feaddict92:
@Aaronish Ah, Dorkly Bits.
🔗 15:37Arclight_Dynamo: DrunkenHyena7: We do not kill the merchant.
🔗 15:37Darktower2015: your getting about 100. Worest case you could try black fire bombs, or gravelord sword?
🔗 15:37 Aarek: get the sweet katana?
🔗 15:37 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:37 LRRbot:
634 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:38 Zeke229: you could buy a skimiter
🔗 15:38 TheMoatman: You could use the black firebombs
🔗 15:38Lycodrake: he drops a sick katana
🔗 15:38 waZelda: Winged spear at the graveyard
🔗 15:38AerialPosterior: You must beat him to death with the shield!
🔗 15:38aaronish: @feaddict92 ^_^
🔗 15:38White_wampa: u know, using two sheilds as ur loadout, probably not the best idea but oh well
🔗 15:38Meltalar: thanks, odama
🔗 15:38 DennyMcG: So why is Alex using two shields?
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: you've got the slower version of the medium roll
🔗 15:38Himyul: lol, the katana
🔗 15:38 ZeniteZero: Oh crap
🔗 15:38 TheMoatman: Get the crossbow?
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: is the chainmail that heavy?
🔗 15:38 Psychic_Ketchup: There's always the crossbow
🔗 15:38 lotionmakesyouslippery: Hi guys
🔗 15:38 AugmentingPath:
and we got our 60 souls!
🔗 15:38 All_mankind: i'll bet 50 dollars you won't beat the shopkeeper if you try to take his katana with these shields
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: lotionmakesyouslippery nice nick
🔗 15:38 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @White_wampa Such is life in the Pick-n-mix
🔗 15:38Namboto: Spear is decent, or else farm for a battle axe?
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:38 LRRbot:
635 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:38DTor214: Alex is limiting himself to using whatever he most recently picked up
🔗 15:38 DoktorNik: @White_wampa, He's doing a pick and mix run, so he has to equip each item he picks up, and he can't buy things
🔗 15:38 lotionmakesyouslippery: @Anubis169 I did it for Beej
🔗 15:38Arclight_Dynamo: Chumpile!
🔗 15:38 Anubis169: Julius Ceasar'd
🔗 15:38 EmpyrealHell: the light crossbow is nearby, that might be better
🔗 15:38White_wampa: @ladythrimbletrimmer i know.
🔗 15:39 TheMoatman: Et tu, hollow?
🔗 15:39Feaddict92: Now *that* is overkill!
🔗 15:39 All_mankind:
okay, 10 subs
🔗 15:39 DennyMcG: Oh dear.
🔗 15:39 magical_writer: Somekind of a stairway slam.
🔗 15:39Lycodrake: rest in actual pieces
🔗 15:39 waZelda: I just got stabbed in the everything
🔗 15:39aaronish: Does he have ammo though?
🔗 15:39 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Gangstab, known coloquially as "The Eiffel Tower"
🔗 15:39 LadyThrimbletrimmer: aka "Pig Roast
🔗 15:39 LadyThrimbletrimmer: "
🔗 15:39 TheMoatman: If you have the master key, there's always the greatclub
🔗 15:39 Intrepid_Colin: @Ladythrimbletrimmer That's awful.... but funny
🔗 15:39 TheMoatman: Or Astora's short sword
🔗 15:39 AugmentingPath:
Whatever happened to that nice estoc you were seeing? They seemed good for you.
🔗 15:39 cyclopsboi: isnt there an axe that drops near here?
🔗 15:39 lotionmakesyouslippery: lemme get on my real account brb guys
🔗 15:39hangedman: So is this 'use the last weapon you found'?
🔗 15:39 ZeniteZero: Choo choo notrherfucker
🔗 15:39 LadyThrimbletrimmer:
@Intrepid_colin I was referencing the first Hero's Quest stream
🔗 15:39chiropteraboy subscribed for 8 months in a row!
🔗 15:39 LRRbot:
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🔗 15:40 Muffinpenguin: this double shield build is really srewing us over
🔗 15:40 TheMoatman: Or take the jump over the wall and grab the thief set
🔗 15:40 ZeniteZero: Wow, I botched that xD
🔗 15:40 All_mankind: broken sword drop in 3, 2. . .
🔗 15:40 Psychic_Ketchup:
The correct option is obviously Grass Crest Shield
🔗 15:40 Intrepid_Colin: @Ladythrimbletrimmer AH now I remember
🔗 15:40Valdinzar24: as much as I love dark souls I could never imagine doing a challange run like this
🔗 15:40 ZeniteZero: #domed
🔗 15:40Valdinzar24: same goes for a pokemon nuzlock
🔗 15:40 chiropteraboy: bah. ababah
🔗 15:40 chiropteraboy: abadagada
🔗 15:40 All_mankind: you could get the crossbow just around here, boring but reliable
🔗 15:40 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Jund'em!
🔗 15:41 DennyMcG: I've done Nuzlockes, those can be tough but I imagine nowhere near as bad as this.
🔗 15:41 waZelda: Waistcloth. I'm calling it
🔗 15:41Caerlocc:
broken straight sword, watch
🔗 15:41 Muffinpenguin: This is like me being vent sentinel deck with only defenders
🔗 15:41 Muffinpenguin: It technically works but not great
🔗 15:41 Dentro_: Double shield? awesome
🔗 15:41Darktower2015: Oh don't know if its relevant but your online Alex
🔗 15:41Lycodrake: vent sentinel deck is fun though
🔗 15:41 AugmentingPath: ah yes, the pick n' cliffs run: whenever you find a new item, throw it off a cliff
🔗 15:41 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Did I tell you guys, I want to make a R/G/Bl deck with massive artifact creatures and call it "Mobile Suit Jund 'Em Out"
🔗 15:42 malc: let the bodies... hit the floor.
🔗 15:42Lycodrake: wynaut just "mobile suit jund 'em"?
🔗 15:42Caerlocc: @ladythrimbletrimmer that's amazing
🔗 15:42 TheMoatman: Get the winged spear from the graveyard?
🔗 15:42 LadyThrimbletrimmer: that works too
🔗 15:42Sai_Maa: Was wondering how many weapons you must get in a run. Demon Firesage could be skipped if don't want the staff
🔗 15:42 AussieGuy_88: Ladythrimbletrimmer
🔗 15:42 T3HF1GM3NT: ladythrimbletrimmer fired
🔗 15:42 AussieGuy_88: I love it
🔗 15:42 DennyMcG: great malc now I'll have that in my head all evening.
🔗 15:42A_Magic_BakedPotato: Is this the start of the game ?
🔗 15:42Lycodrake: snoring
🔗 15:42Lycodrake: frampt stop snoring
🔗 15:42 malc: happy to oblige, dennymcg
🔗 15:42Solomon_Kain: Cleric Hammer under the elevators
🔗 15:42daneislazy: well, if you had reloaded it would have reset the body, but w/e
🔗 15:42 Muffinpenguin:
Lycodrake especially when Vent Sentinel get Infinite Obliterated
🔗 15:43 Psychic_Ketchup: You could also go the extra mile and get the Great Scythe
🔗 15:43 AugmentingPath: ah, the traditional "tape-rewinding" noise that skeletons make
🔗 15:43 waZelda: How does a spear drink redbull?
🔗 15:43Lycodrake: "scythe"
🔗 15:43DigitalSeahorse: not much at stake...why not try a steak?
🔗 15:43Almighty_Angry_Animar just subscribed!
🔗 15:43 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Almighty_Angry_Animar! (Today's storm count: 9)
🔗 15:43Lycodrake: not actually a scythe in dark souls, iirc
🔗 15:43 cyclopsboi: then you still cant use the bk shield
🔗 15:43 Almighty_Angry_Animar: much better
🔗 15:43 All_mankind: the great scythe is much easier to get than the lucerne, at least to me. . .
🔗 15:43 Edroach: it took me SOO long to learn i could just walk to that skeleton area thru the water. I was jumping off the elevator and then jumping down
🔗 15:43daneislazy:
stats
🔗 15:44 Psychic_Ketchup: You do need more dex though.
🔗 15:44Ckiva: I take it this is the seafood diet of darksouls runs?
🔗 15:44Lycodrake: alex WRY
🔗 15:44 thedietcokeboy:
Alex missing all the subs today
🔗 15:44 Zeke229: upgrade?
🔗 15:44 Psychic_Ketchup:
also 
🔗 15:44 malc:
🔗 15:44 Aarek: go back to mainhanding the shield
🔗 15:44 Anubis169:
🔗 15:44 TStodden: !pave ?
🔗 15:44 malc:
🔗 15:44Solomon_Kain: crack Souls!
🔗 15:44 Almighty_Angry_Animar:
he missing subs? that is unlike alex
🔗 15:44White_wampa: that went downhill
🔗 15:44 DennyMcG: Everything is awful forever.
🔗 15:44 AussieGuy_88:
ooooooooh dear
🔗 15:44Arclight_Dynamo: #BillyHam
🔗 15:44Solomon_Kain: Use firebombs
🔗 15:44Feaddict92: Guess we're still carrying the shield main, then... lol
🔗 15:44Xxdrogisxx: lvl up your character
🔗 15:44 mtvcdm: Billy save us
🔗 15:44asthanius: Isn't piercing also just bad against skeletons? Cause it goes through their ribs and all?
🔗 15:44 Kiryama: I'm beginning to wonder if Alex ever beats games or just tastes them and spits
🔗 15:44 Verdego: Alec, hit them with the sharp part
🔗 15:44ReverseCreations: Need a new weapon? wish granted, but it requires higher dex.
🔗 15:44Solomon_Kain: you just got 2 firebombs
🔗 15:44cotp_dom: Pop souls?
🔗 15:44 AussieGuy_88: this is a worse weapon than something that wasn't a weapon
🔗 15:44 azninja888: Billy... mistakes may have been made
🔗 15:44 superherofae: [Joseph Joestar voice] Oh NOOOOoooo
🔗 15:44DTor214: Alex, my girlfriend was wondering: is Dark Souls your #1 favorite game of all time?
🔗 15:45 mtvcdm: W'ed do better trying to punch them!
🔗 15:45 Edroach: clif kick strats
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: Alex: Maybe switch slots and shieldbash them?
🔗 15:45Arclight_Dynamo: Firebomb?
🔗 15:45 Muffinpenguin: Superherofae oooh Myy GoOOd
🔗 15:45 DennyMcG: Challenge them to fisticuffs!
🔗 15:45Hingadora: What are the rules he's following?
🔗 15:45 Gsyhiap: switch to the shield?
🔗 15:45TheOtherTrevor: why no kick?
🔗 15:45BrindleBoar: oh lawd
🔗 15:45Lycodrake: stairs lead to death
🔗 15:45TheMooseTetrino: Hingadora, pick n mix, he must use whatever he picks up (as in weapons or shields)
🔗 15:45potemkin: get chopped upon
🔗 15:45Solomon_Kain: just kick them
🔗 15:46TheMooseTetrino: Hingadora, he cycles. so if he picks up a third weapon he must dump the first
🔗 15:46 DennyMcG: It's like you're trying to take them down with a toothpick.
🔗 15:46 Muffinpenguin:
This is so miserable to watch
🔗 15:46daneislazy: is punching not allowed?
🔗 15:46 AugmentingPath: "I've got some sort of weird Jesus" -Alex 2016
🔗 15:46 All_mankind: i'd go down the elevator to thow them off
🔗 15:46 Edroach: "I've got some sort of weird... Jesus" - Alex 2016
🔗 15:46 waZelda: Just run past and firebom the Tauros demon?
🔗 15:46Himyul: we need some yaketey sax
🔗 15:46Sai_Maa: Well, elemental dmg does not care about this right? So we could beat the Taurus with resin. Or are we allowed to go buy a club or something?
🔗 15:46 Psychic_Ketchup: Don't worry Alex, this is highly amusing.
🔗 15:46Phothrism: Just fite em with fists
🔗 15:46 Almighty_Angry_Animar: I will remind alex of my sub afrer all this is over
🔗 15:46Lycodrake: flawless masterpiece AI
🔗 15:46BrindleBoar: TRIUMPH
🔗 15:46 Muffinpenguin: Bye
🔗 15:46 T3HF1GM3NT:
as someone who's "meh" to dark souls, this is amusing
🔗 15:47Arclight_Dynamo:
I call this the "Mr. Bean" run.
🔗 15:47 MistahFixIt: Dark Souls: Functionally Perfect
🔗 15:47 MistahFixIt:
🔗 15:47sedeathert: Alex needs to remember that throwing knives are a thing
🔗 15:47 Psychic_Ketchup: Shield getting all up in hollow's personal space.
🔗 15:47 AugmentingPath: shoo! shoo! shoo!
🔗 15:47TheMooseTetrino: Pick n mix, he cant
🔗 15:47sithenin: what is pick n mix?
🔗 15:47 mtvcdm: Well.... back in the day, shields were a legit weapon to use like that.
🔗 15:47 Omega_Lairon: !explain picknmix
🔗 15:47 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 15:47 Whatanvarno: Pick n' mix doesn't let you punch things then?
🔗 15:47p_rate: Alex. Important question. Would you recommend me buying fallout 3 or fallout new Vegas
🔗 15:47 All_mankind: you earned that so much Tom Hanks would be proud
🔗 15:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hi Alex I subbed while all "that" happened is it possible to get sub hype?
🔗 15:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: lol
🔗 15:48Solomon_Kain: if you were smartER you would remember you picked up 2 firebombs literally 1 minutes before that fight.
🔗 15:48Solomon_Kain:
🔗 15:48 DoktorNik: Alex : Estoc new londo?
🔗 15:48Lycodrake:
chinese wor sword?
🔗 15:48 Muffinpenguin: p_rate have you played any of the fallout games?
🔗 15:48sedeathert: Already got estoc
🔗 15:48asthanius: Gravelord Sword?
🔗 15:48Phothrism: >have to go deeper
🔗 15:48 Anubis169: DoktorNik: already got it
🔗 15:48 Dentro_: Get some souls from around places?
🔗 15:48 DoktorNik: oh dang
🔗 15:48 Anubis169: got and dropped
🔗 15:48 Zeke229: BKH time
🔗 15:48 Omega_Lairon: Hmm... night need to re-do that !explain to make it a little more clear : \
🔗 15:48 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Thank you alex and congrats on getting through all that good sir
🔗 15:48Jackelblizzard303: Did you see the Oath of the Gatewatch card that you can equip for free?
🔗 15:49 superherofae: I feel that succeeding with this type of run is more impressive than a perfect, planned run because this run requires you to know stuff about lots of different weapons and not just the one or two you'll be using throughout the run
🔗 15:49 chiropteraboy: I also subbed but Dark Souls does take a lot of concentration haha
🔗 15:49 Whatanvarno: Astorea's Sword!
🔗 15:49asthanius: I really hope Alex is going for the Gravelord Sword.
🔗 15:49 cyclopsboi: is there a sword by the dragon?
🔗 15:49 DoktorNik: doesn't this sword require faith?
🔗 15:49Namboto: Don't you need faith for that?
🔗 15:49 Zeke229 pokes chiropteraboy
🔗 15:49Solomon_Kain: I think the most useful knowledge on this type of run is the location of world drops
🔗 15:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Doktornik SHHHHH
🔗 15:49 Almighty_Angry_Animar: dont tell him yet
🔗 15:49Solomon_Kain: the close one is the sword
🔗 15:49 Anubis169: !death
🔗 15:49 LRRbot:
636 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:49 waZelda: You picked up both
🔗 15:49Xxdrogisxx: one hit punch xD
🔗 15:49Lycodrake: you got both, alex
🔗 15:49sk3tchup: Fatality
🔗 15:50Lycodrake: you have to equip both
🔗 15:50 superherofae: One Punch Dragon
🔗 15:50 Psychic_Ketchup: You do need like 14 faith though
🔗 15:50ThatDangSkeleton: one punch dragon
🔗 15:50 DennyMcG: Just got OHKOed
🔗 15:50 All_mankind: come on and slam, etc
🔗 15:50Ckiva: you woke that guy up huh
🔗 15:50 chiropteraboy: Hi Zeke
🔗 15:50DTor214: Man, that thing gave me such a scare the first time
🔗 15:50 Muffinpenguin: p_rate Fallout 3 has more to do but many people like New Vegas more. I recommend buying which one is cheaper and then testing the other when it's on sale
🔗 15:50 JustanotherMuffin: Didn't you pick up the sword first?
🔗 15:50 waZelda: Switch out Dragon shield for broken straight sword
🔗 15:50 DennyMcG: Well we won't miss the spear.
🔗 15:50Sai_Maa: Feeling like not going to prerelease for the first time in years. Oath just has nothing to it that interests me, sadly
🔗 15:50 Muffinpenguin: p_rate if you still can't decide, go with 3. just a personal opinion cause it was my first
🔗 15:50 Anubis169: JustanotherMuffin: yeah but he picked up 2 items
🔗 15:51 Anubis169: straight switchout for the 2 existing (black knight shield and spear)
🔗 15:51 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Those attacks kill me everytime
🔗 15:51 AussieGuy_88: Sai_Maa: for the first time ever I actually want to play 2HG at a prerelease. Surge Fireball plz
🔗 15:51Arclight_Dynamo: p_rate: The two games take different philosophies. I suggest watching Campster's video on the Fallout series to figure out which it to your taste - player expression or character expression. (Warning - I don't know if the video has spoilers)
🔗 15:51ArkhamArchivist: I much prefer NV
🔗 15:51 Psychic_Ketchup: Oh I guess it's fine even if you don't have the faith.
🔗 15:51 Aarek: yeah you just don't get the bonus faith damage
🔗 15:51 All_mankind: remarkable
🔗 15:51p_rate:
Ok
🔗 15:51 Whatanvarno:
Secret tech: grind enemies that can't drop weapons?
🔗 15:52 DrMcGoodTimes: I like how the sword bounces off, like you're bonking them to death.
🔗 15:52 T3HF1GM3NT: ill throw my vote for new vegas into this discussion
🔗 15:52Sai_Maa: Seems way better than the normal sealed for sure. Dat surge
🔗 15:52 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Arclight_dynamo I like NV cuz its more like 1 and 2 but 3's story is waaaaaaay too good to pass
🔗 15:52Hiramas: Gothic did that back in 2001, too
🔗 15:52Arclight_Dynamo: I mean... my vote's for Fallout 1 and 2, so...
🔗 15:52 tyloncorp: It almost looks like they're trying to bean the hollows with the pommel of it instead of the blade.
🔗 15:52 Anubis169: something i've wondered
🔗 15:52Lycodrake: "perfectly up and down"?
🔗 15:52 Anubis169: what on earth are those random white circles?
🔗 15:52Hiramas: With every skill point you invested, you held yourself differently with your sword
🔗 15:52Arclight_Dynamo:
Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ha. And I don't really like anything past 2 because I dislike open world games. 
🔗 15:52OneirosGolem: Also, doesn't grinding increase the odds of goozling yourself on an unlucky shield drop?
🔗 15:53zaraka00: are there rules about kindling bonfires for pick n' mix?
🔗 15:53 Zeke229: i dont think comparing Fo1 or 2 to Fo3, NV, or 4 is fair
🔗 15:53 DoktorNik: do rings follow the same rules in pick n mix?
🔗 15:53Ckiva: nice shirt Alex
🔗 15:53 Almighty_Angry_Animar: @Arclight_dynamo I like the western states more than the eastern just dont tell Memo xD
🔗 15:53 Psychic_Ketchup: Anubis169, they boost your miracle strength if you stand in or near them.
🔗 15:53 thedietcokeboy: Anubis169: it's someone using a healing miracle in another session, it boosts the power of your own
🔗 15:53 Anubis169: ohhhhh
🔗 15:53whiskytangofoxtrot: Are we back to the Not-a-Donut Demon?
🔗 15:53 Muffinpenguin: WAT
🔗 15:53 Anubis169:
oki cool to know
🔗 15:53Himyul: are you not entertained??!?
🔗 15:53Arclight_Dynamo: Zeke229: Depends on what you're comparing, I feel.
🔗 15:53 All_mankind: wow, the deep secrets
🔗 15:53 shamblemyshark4: are you not entertained?!
🔗 15:53 Anubis169: i've never done a faith build
🔗 15:54 Anubis169: Gold Serpent Ring
🔗 15:54 Whatanvarno: Good Strategy is not necessarily best idea >_>
🔗 15:54Tiber727: Covetous gold ring I believe.
🔗 15:54Caerlocc: faith is kinda cool in DkS1, was OP in 2 until it got nerfed
🔗 15:54 Muffinpenguin: I'M CLENCHING SO HARD
🔗 15:54 All_mankind: there's a number of specific miracles that create and benefit from resonance circles, but you won't miss it if it happens
🔗 15:54 DennyMcG: Cut its hamstrings!
🔗 15:54 Psychic_Ketchup: Here's hoping Taurus drops his axe...
🔗 15:54 Whatanvarno: Do you make an exception for the covenant of artorias?
🔗 15:54OneirosGolem: Faith builds are... Weird? You kinda have to cheese your way into your only offensive spell. But then bosses are easy!
🔗 15:55 Anubis169: well faith builds often focus on bonus holy damage with your physical stuff
🔗 15:55Lycodrake: goat there
🔗 15:55 cheetoJack:
🔗 15:55 Mangledpixel:
🔗 15:55 Anubis169: !scream
🔗 15:55 LRRbot:
14 screams for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 15:55 Psychic_Ketchup: Hahahahaha
🔗 15:55Sai_Maa: The good old Tranquil Walk of Peace. Those were the days
🔗 15:55 Lord_Durin: BAHAHAHA
🔗 15:55 Alchemistmerlin: amazing
🔗 15:55Rational_Gaze:
🔗 15:55 Muffinpenguin: LOL
🔗 15:55 Mangledpixel: AH!
🔗 15:55CaphalorTV subscribed for 11 months in a row!
🔗 15:55 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, CaphalorTV! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 15:55 T3HF1GM3NT: rofl!!!
🔗 15:55Lycodrake: !scream
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: lycodrake: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 15:55 tyloncorp: SUPPLIES!
🔗 15:55 Verdego:
whore u?
🔗 15:55 DennyMcG: Went so much better than the shield one.
🔗 15:55 plummeting_sloth: take THAT Ford Taurus Demon!
🔗 15:55White_wampa: Pogchamp
🔗 15:55 AussieGuy_88:
🔗 15:55 All_mankind:
🔗 15:55Namboto: I've stabbed him an then immediately fallen off before. It's the worst
🔗 15:55White_wampa:
🔗 15:55 Pandax0: The Hubris is real.
🔗 15:55 Verdego: *who are I am sorry chat -.-
🔗 15:55OneirosGolem: Anubis169 That sounds like a GOOD faith build. Which is something I should try sometime. :S
🔗 15:56 DennyMcG:
also the surprise attack was
🔗 15:56ReverseCreations:
Who else would've just LOST IT if that knight was able to ambush and kill Alex by surprise? hehe
🔗 15:56 Bekbel: Hollow Solider for best jump scare
🔗 15:56cotp_dom: Perfect comedy timing
🔗 15:56 EGreif: ooooh dark souls
🔗 15:56 EGreif: I love me some dark souls
🔗 15:56 TStodden: The Legendary comedic timing strikes again!
🔗 15:56Lycodrake: flawless masterpiece
🔗 15:56Namboto: Like, from the demon's shoulders and straight into the abyss
🔗 15:56 EGreif: Nice shield
🔗 15:56 plummeting_sloth: so, trying to remember.Is this the mode where if Alex finds an item, he has to put it in the active slot?
🔗 15:56Chaucer345: You know you should keep the other items. You can sell them to frampt later.
🔗 15:56 Mangledpixel: EGreif, we doin pick n mix
🔗 15:56 EGreif: Pick N mix?
🔗 15:56 All_mankind: the soldier helm is slightly heavier and tougher than the warrior one i think. and since we're overweight anyway. . .
🔗 15:56White_wampa:
That moment when your celebrating and someone stabs you.
🔗 15:56Arclight_Dynamo: plummeting_sloth: Yarp.
🔗 15:56 cyclopsboi: \[T]/
🔗 15:56 Anubis169: OneirosGolem: oh yeah.. from what i've seen, faith builds wreck house in the catacombs and Izalith
🔗 15:56 EGreif: PRAISE DA SUN!
🔗 15:56 Mangledpixel: EGreif, whatever items drop, he has to equip
🔗 15:56Chaucer345: Oooh! You should join the warriors of sunlight!
🔗 15:57Sektor88: 420 praiseit \[T]/
🔗 15:57 EGreif: Mangledpixel: Harsh, but at least he won't have to pay repair cards.
🔗 15:57Chaucer345: The covenant is just behind the dragon! You can reach it by carefully running.
🔗 15:57 Anubis169:
haaaai Cameron
🔗 15:57DTor214: So, Alex, are you gonna try and get summoned?
🔗 15:57asthanius: BARRITO
🔗 15:57 T3HF1GM3NT: dilly-rito?
🔗 15:57Caerlocc: bonus Cam!
🔗 15:57 Wilhelm_Screamer: hallo cam
🔗 15:57 Frylock72: Cammander!
🔗 15:57 Lord_Durin: Surprise Cameron!
🔗 15:57 AussieGuy_88: Hi Dr Cam!
🔗 15:57 BusTed: I don't want a large farva
🔗 15:57 EGreif: costs, not cards
🔗 15:57Steeloway: Billy Dorito?
🔗 15:57 plummeting_sloth: you don't need this stuff, but you don't pass up an opportunity to talk to the only nice person in Lordum
🔗 15:57OneirosGolem: Anubis169 Being able to walk through catacombs without the skeletons ever getting up again is so good.
🔗 15:57 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hello Cameron
🔗 15:57 EGreif: Cameron!!! Hi!
🔗 15:57TheMooseTetrino: Hail Cam
🔗 15:57 T3HF1GM3NT: hai cam!!
🔗 15:57p_rate: Alex/cam what's your least favorite game that most others like
🔗 15:57 Intrepid_Colin: Hi Cameron
🔗 15:57DigitalSeahorse:
HI CAM
🔗 15:57 waZelda: Cam's forhead is fading from existance
🔗 15:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: oh l;ord cam
🔗 15:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: it's a pile
🔗 15:58Chaucer345: You get to shoot people with lightning!
🔗 15:58Lycodrake: your what deck?
🔗 15:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: that is amazing
🔗 15:58Caerlocc: all the colors
🔗 15:58 mtvcdm: Hi, most of Cam's head!
🔗 15:58 EGreif: Cam doesn't need a forehead
🔗 15:58asthanius: "Not Red"
🔗 15:58 Anubis169: WAHAHAHAHA
🔗 15:58Chaucer345: I mean... you need 25 faith to join though XD
🔗 15:58Lycodrake: heheheheheheheheh
🔗 15:58 Zeke229: claymore time~
🔗 15:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: tenoutaten cam
🔗 15:58Lycodrake: hell nah which maw?
🔗 15:58 Almighty_Angry_Animar: THAT IS GENIOUS
🔗 15:58DoodlestheGreat: Cameron, you're a gemius.
🔗 15:58DTor214: Cam's naming game: very strong
🔗 15:58 EGreif: cam foregoes foreheads forcefully
🔗 15:58 cyclopsboi: so good
🔗 15:58Lancer873: Chaucer345: It's reduced by 5 every time you co-op successfully
🔗 15:58Queques0: Bravo cam
🔗 15:58brosif123: Hell na, Witch maw!?
🔗 15:58Lycodrake: cam you're a genimus
🔗 15:58 All_mankind: yay, Team Dark Souls is mostly complete
🔗 15:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: we need to stop the dork seals and do highlander
🔗 15:58DTor214: !card witchmaw
🔗 15:58 LRRbot: Witch-Maw Nephilim [GWUB] | Creature — Nephilim [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell, you may put two +1/+1 counters on Witch-Maw Nephilim. / Whenever Witch-Maw Nephilim attacks, it gains trample until end of turn if its power is 10 or greater.
🔗 15:59 mtvcdm: A claymore drop.... hoo boy.
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: some sort of sidewalk grilled ham
🔗 15:59 EGreif: Cameron: It's pick an mix. You get a drop, you gotta pick and equip it
🔗 15:59 Zeke229: claymore is the best sword
🔗 15:59Valkyrie222: goddamnit alex + cam? i was trying to study
🔗 15:59Lycodrake: that man had a family!
🔗 15:59DigitalSeahorse: it's a name and sort of a catch phrase
🔗 15:59 Lord_Durin: That man had a family!
🔗 15:59asthanius: C'mon Pig Helmet
🔗 15:59 waZelda: "Get a job or get sworded"
🔗 15:59 plummeting_sloth: that man still remembered the word 'Family"
🔗 15:59 Mangledpixel: that man had a family, that died long ago and he doesn't remember their faces
🔗 16:00brosif123: That man sure as shizit did not has a family
🔗 16:00OneirosGolem: That is exactly how it works.
🔗 16:00 DennyMcG: A tough but fair system Wazelda
🔗 16:00 mtvcdm: In the plums!
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:00 LRRbot:
637 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:00Lycodrake: Dr. Cam, are you brewing up an Izzet standard deck?
🔗 16:00 Lord_Durin: JK Flatten
🔗 16:00 Anubis169: BISECTED
🔗 16:00 DrMcGoodTimes: Flattened
🔗 16:00 Psychic_Ketchup: Ooomph
🔗 16:00AegeusEvander: Punished!
🔗 16:00 Aarek: j/k flatten
🔗 16:00Caerlocc: pancakeeeed
🔗 16:00brosif123: Crunch!
🔗 16:00 GreyFox0012: owww
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: egreif: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:00 plummeting_sloth: juuuuust didn't make it
🔗 16:00asthanius: One for flinching
🔗 16:00 T3HF1GM3NT: squish!!
🔗 16:00thysane: spine demolished
🔗 16:00 AussieGuy_88: Crunch!
🔗 16:00 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Stab-K-O Outta NOWHERE!
🔗 16:00 LRRbot: Stay focused.
🔗 16:00BlackHairCurse: Pyramid Head swing!
🔗 16:00Meltalar: thanks, odama!
🔗 16:00TheMooseTetrino: I beat this guy on my firts playthrough and he dropped his sword
🔗 16:00brosif123: Crunch him, him crunch you back!
🔗 16:00 All_mankind: by the way Alex, in the interests of hedging, you're unlikely to find any weapons that need more dex than you have
🔗 16:00Arclight_Dynamo: SOund effect for that? "CRUNT"
🔗 16:00TheMooseTetrino: and I shat a brick
🔗 16:00 farleyf: Ok that was a spectacular death
🔗 16:00Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait, shouldn't there be a sound when you parry
🔗 16:01 mtvcdm: SHORyuken!
🔗 16:01 EGreif: TO DA MOON!
🔗 16:01 plummeting_sloth: just a titch of airtime
🔗 16:01 FuzzyFozzy: Just domed out
🔗 16:01Lycodrake: Dr. Cam, do you have an Izzet Standard deck in the works?
🔗 16:01 plummeting_sloth: so you got straight Monty Hall'd
🔗 16:01Laserbeaks_Fury: I got halfway through Cainhurst on one of my permadeath Bloodborne runs
🔗 16:01Chaucer345: Did you at least get heal?
🔗 16:01Lycodrake: are you perhaps going to force Izzet at prerelease? =P
🔗 16:01 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:01 LRRbot:
638 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:01 Psychic_Ketchup: Damn you stairs!
🔗 16:02 waZelda: Such greed
🔗 16:02brosif123: Slowest sword fight
🔗 16:02sk3tchup: Fatality
🔗 16:02 DoktorNik: Alex : i hope you get the boar head helmet for the lols
🔗 16:02 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Stab-K-O Outta NOWHERE! Again!
🔗 16:02Namboto: I'm going to force izzet surge so much in draft it's going to be awful
🔗 16:02brosif123: It's not so much the window as much as it's the wall?
🔗 16:02 AussieGuy_88: Dear Dr Cam and Dr Alex, are you guys going to do a two-headed giant prerelease event?
🔗 16:03 Zeke229: does it have to be laces out?
🔗 16:03Lycodrake: will a two-headed giant team be cam and alex? :3c
🔗 16:03 AussieGuy_88: god, that is a complicated maneuvre for crits.
🔗 16:03asthanius: Right in the dick
🔗 16:03Namboto: @aussieguy_88 neither of them do 2hg
🔗 16:03Questhere: right in the dink
🔗 16:03 bv310: Sounds about right
🔗 16:03Michiavelli: That was pretty sick
🔗 16:03 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Oh speaking of the new MTG set, anyone have thoughts for an Alesha commander deck? I'm trying out Allies, and it's allmost working
🔗 16:03 AussieGuy_88: 1/3 haste flying prowess for 2...
🔗 16:03 Verdego:
thar
🔗 16:03 Anubis169:
GET
🔗 16:03 plummeting_sloth: 3 deaths to 1... works out
🔗 16:03HunterLionheart: Yeah, the card is massively overhyped. It's not good enough to replace Pyromancer or Snapcaster in Modern
🔗 16:03Lycodrake: UR 1/3 flying, haste, prowess
🔗 16:04HunterLionheart: So I hope I open some to sell ASAP
🔗 16:04 AussieGuy_88: Ladythrimbletrimmer as long as you focus on 2 power everything is fine. Also the double strike Soulbond guy.
🔗 16:04ArtofDaDress: @Anubis169 do you have a link to Cam's Niv Mizzet edh deck? I remember lrr saying they posted it somewhere
🔗 16:04 Psychic_Ketchup: What really? Now I have to try that!
🔗 16:04 bv310: Ponyback Brigade for Alesha is great
🔗 16:04Lycodrake: I just want an Eldrazi Displacer, Steppe Glider AND/OR Wall of Resurgence at pre-release, Dr.'s LRR.
🔗 16:04 Zeke229: doesnt playing this at 60FPS make the game harder?
🔗 16:04 Anubis169:
i don't think i do sorry
🔗 16:04 AussieGuy_88: GROIN SHOT
🔗 16:04asthanius: Let's Go Boar Head *clap clap clapclapclap*
🔗 16:05 plummeting_sloth: WHAT
🔗 16:05HolsetyMage: 60 fps Dark Souls is super nice
🔗 16:05ArtofDaDress: Cameron, is there a link to your Niv Mizzet edh deck? I rememer you saying once that you guys posted it online.
🔗 16:05 Aarek: you can actually kill the pig with the gate if you are good
🔗 16:05brosif123: Cam, how ecstatic are you to see izzet swift spear.
🔗 16:05 Lord_Durin: @Zeke229 I think that's Dark Souls 2. weapon duarbility was tied to framerate
🔗 16:05Phothrism: !timeleft
🔗 16:05 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:54 from now).
🔗 16:05Laserbeaks_Fury: First time I played DarkSOuls, I managed to snipe the guy with a bow
🔗 16:05 thedietcokeboy: Don't think so Zeke... your mileage may vary but I'm ridiculously much better at this game on PC than I am on Xbox, and I can only imagine that's due to framerate 'cos I'm using exactly the same controller for both
🔗 16:05 All_mankind: the most satisfying thing is when you get the pig to chase you just right and close the gate on its head. i've done that like twice. . .
🔗 16:05Laserbeaks_Fury: So I didn't even know that was a thing till next time I played
🔗 16:06 AussieGuy_88: Time'
🔗 16:06 Nightvalien28: Lord_Durin, you are correct it was, they fixed it in the SoFS
🔗 16:06 waZelda: Please don't notice me senpai
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: 1 is not 0!!!!
🔗 16:06OneirosGolem: A lot of mess to eat
🔗 16:06 clapclap_clapclapclap: CAM! New Steven Universe? Amirite?
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:06 LRRbot:
639 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: -25 is not 0!!
🔗 16:06 T3HF1GM3NT: wat?!?
🔗 16:06 Psychic_Ketchup: So close
🔗 16:06Michiavelli: That magic pixel
🔗 16:06 Aarek:
🔗 16:06 GreyFox0012: no this is when you get shot
🔗 16:06OneirosGolem: Crossbowman doing his job
🔗 16:06 plummeting_sloth: no, it's when you get pinged
🔗 16:06Wilhelm_Screamer subscribed for 8 months in a row!
🔗 16:06 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:06 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Inverted pork roast!
🔗 16:06 Wilhelm_Screamer: woooo
🔗 16:06 Mangledpixel: Michiavelli, you called?
🔗 16:06 mtvcdm: One is not zero, but negative 57 is.
🔗 16:06Namboto: Well I mean technically you haven't been alive for a while
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:06 LRRbot: anubis169: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 16:06p_rate: New Chandra would work incredibly with nice mizzit
🔗 16:06 Anubis169: !death add
🔗 16:06 LRRbot: 640 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:06Rational_Gaze:
how the *** am I supposed to sleep when I see Cam and Alex play dark souls
🔗 16:06 DoktorNik:
Alex got porked 
🔗 16:06asthanius: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
🔗 16:06 Psychic_Ketchup: Right. Pig.
🔗 16:06sithenin: You need a mod that changes the "You died" text
🔗 16:06 mtvcdm: That happened.
🔗 16:06ArtofDaDress:
@Anubis169 welp, just googled "cameron lauder niv mizzet edh" and it actually came up.
🔗 16:06p_rate: *niv mizzit
🔗 16:07Baranastra: @Rational_gaze Cam is not playing, so you can sleep easier.
🔗 16:07UEACSherman: @Sithenin They used to have one that changed it to "Thanks, Obama"
🔗 16:07 thedietcokeboy: Sithenin: they had one before, dunno what happened to it
🔗 16:07 EGreif: Cameron: I saw star wars and I agree with you about Finn
🔗 16:07 GreyFox0012: i remember dying to that pig so many times my first run then i did my second file as a cleric and just lightning speared him. man that felt good
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: baranastra: i thought that was a single name there
🔗 16:07 Anubis169: "Rational Gaze Cam"
🔗 16:07Namboto: @egreif what is the Finn opinion?
🔗 16:07Himyul: it was actually thanks, Odama, in reference to a game that made Beej tilt out
🔗 16:07asthanius: Halberd + Crossbow 4 lyfe
🔗 16:07 mtvcdm: Halberd, then light crossbow.
🔗 16:07 EGreif: Namboto : Cameron likes Finn. I'm a Finn fan.
🔗 16:08UEACSherman: @Himyul You right. I was misremembering.
🔗 16:08OneirosGolem: Halberd isn't THAT awful. But it is awful.
🔗 16:08 Dentro_: Harlber + Crossbow should be ok?
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: he doesn't even have the dex to weild a plain spear
🔗 16:08DTor214: Halberd is fun. Such reach!
🔗 16:08 Anubis169: this is gonna be amazing
🔗 16:08BlackHairCurse: Jobs are scarce these days
🔗 16:08 plummeting_sloth: I'm sure that crossbow is basically a shield
🔗 16:08 Psychic_Ketchup: Now it's Bloodborne!
🔗 16:08 Whatanvarno: on the bright side, you can actually use the crossbow once you get bolts
🔗 16:08OneirosGolem: Don't you have to wear them the other way around?
🔗 16:08 Muffinpenguin: She's a demon hunter now
🔗 16:08brosif123: Alex is now a 1/2
🔗 16:08 AugmentingPath: An infant tree man?
🔗 16:08 DennyMcG: RIP shield ;-;
🔗 16:09Questhere: infant tree an?
🔗 16:09Namboto: @egreif Finn is great
🔗 16:09 mtvcdm: Halberd drops first.
🔗 16:09 Almighty_Angry_Animar: ZE BLENDER!!!!!
🔗 16:09 Lord_Durin: Tha Blender! Adam would be proud
🔗 16:09 AussieGuy_88: no shield. no sword. oh dear.
🔗 16:09 Aarek: aww no swag sword
🔗 16:09DigitalSeahorse: infan in a tree
🔗 16:09brosif123: I meant 3/1
🔗 16:09 AugmentingPath: Is that a man who guards a tree of infants, or more of an entfant?
🔗 16:09 farleyf: Suddenly Adams ears prick up - Someone is using the blender
🔗 16:09DTor214: I think halberd is particularly good for this section coming up with all the hollows - you can get like four of them at a time in that little hallway
🔗 16:09brosif123: 2/1 .... F-it, alex is a piker.
🔗 16:09OneirosGolem: Range, damage, entirely sensible moveset.
🔗 16:09 Saintnex: Halberd is one of those weapons that is just solid at any time
🔗 16:09 AussieGuy_88: Cheers team! I'm going for a while.
🔗 16:09 Dentro_: My 1st time is currently Zweihander + Grass Crest
🔗 16:10Michiavelli: The halberd is an axe, a spear, an axe on a spear, and an a10 warthog
🔗 16:10Lithobraker:
excuse me chat, I have to go close the door of my downstair's neighbor.
🔗 16:10 Aarek: grass crest is best
🔗 16:10 Dentro_: It's pretty good
🔗 16:10 plummeting_sloth: the FOUS-hander
🔗 16:10Lycodrake: flatten?
🔗 16:10 holidayMD: !picknmix
🔗 16:10 WolfgangCloud: Waffles are better
🔗 16:10Lycodrake: !card flatten
🔗 16:10 LRRbot: Flatten [3B] | Instant | Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
🔗 16:10 Zeke229: this game isnt supposed to be fun, its supposed to be hard /s
🔗 16:10MusashiMiyo: How long has the stream been going?
🔗 16:10Lycodrake: and OGW has better flatten
🔗 16:10 Muffinpenguin: So guys, Prerelease this weekend?
🔗 16:10 Almighty_Angry_Animar: So i am gonna go back to DS@ SotFS
🔗 16:10 ShadeofHades: I remember Extra Credits' video talking about the 'noob tube' and how it actually improves the multiplayer game
🔗 16:10 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:55.
🔗 16:10OneirosGolem: clank. clank. clank. clank.
🔗 16:10 Mangledpixel: ding. ding. ding. ding. ding. ding.
🔗 16:10 Almighty_Angry_Animar: ds2
🔗 16:10 quantum_sombrero: TINK....TINK....TINK...TINK
🔗 16:10 Zeke229: bang bang bang bang
🔗 16:10 Muffinpenguin: Who's forcing black? o/
🔗 16:10Namboto: I started halberd my very first run but then switched when I picked up the black knight halberd; that weapon is busted
🔗 16:10firehazard_k: The clang!
🔗 16:10 All_mankind: i believe the grass crest shield used to have 100% physical block. they nerfed it and still it's the only shield anyone ever wants
🔗 16:10 AussieGuy_88: take care Cam, Alex, and chat!
🔗 16:11Lycodrake:
I might get to go to a pre-release both days!
🔗 16:11 grgriffin3: Clang. Clang. Clang. Clang.
🔗 16:11firehazard_k: Tink tink tink tink tink tink
🔗 16:11Lycodrake: with a best friend of mine
🔗 16:11 Whatanvarno: I actually really like the greatshields in this game
🔗 16:11DigitalSeahorse mutes the annoying accent doctor ad
🔗 16:11 thedietcokeboy: Tink? Tink.
🔗 16:11 Briars_the_fox: tink
🔗 16:11Lycodrake: he's hoping for a RW or UR deck, while I'm mostly hoping for W+ any
🔗 16:11Darktower2015: I'm working in a coal mine, working in a coal mine...
🔗 16:12 mtvcdm: You'll always be a common miner.
🔗 16:12OneirosGolem: I want to make a UG Flash deck, because there's now two neat uncommons in that combo with flash
🔗 16:12Lycodrake: someone remix this into dubstep
🔗 16:12 All_mankind: it could not block at all and the stamina regen would still be worth it imo
🔗 16:12ragnavalt: why am I not getting ads?
🔗 16:12UEACSherman:
Right now I'm putting together UR tempo, but I'm considering splashing white. Defiant Strike would be great in the main, and I'd love to be able to Displacer Mage out of the sideboard
🔗 16:12DigitalSeahorse: I don't need any doctors with annoying accents, thanks...already got one
🔗 16:12 ShadeofHades: No way, mtvcdm. I've been saving up, and I'll get to an FNM one day.
🔗 16:12 farleyf: This could almost work for Crypt of the Necrodancer
🔗 16:13UEACSherman: @Ragnavalt I'm not either, and I double checked to make sure my adblock was off.
🔗 16:13UEACSherman: It's better than getting 7 ads for American Crime in a row the other day.
🔗 16:13ragnavalt: yeah I always turn it off for lrr
🔗 16:13Arclight_Dynamo: UEACSherman: NoScript buggers ads. I've asked Twitch how to get around it so I can see ads, but they never got back to me.
🔗 16:13Lycodrake: cam ga shinda!?
🔗 16:13UEACSherman: @Arclight_dynamo I see them about every other time I watch a stream.
🔗 16:13 waZelda: Did you forget ads, Alex?
🔗 16:13UEACSherman: I have it turned off on Twitch as a whole.
🔗 16:14Arclight_Dynamo: UEACSherman: Ah. That just happens sometimes, then.
🔗 16:14firehazard_k: Clang clang clang
🔗 16:14Arclight_Dynamo: UEACSherman: They don't always play.
🔗 16:14UEACSherman:
That would do it
🔗 16:14 plummeting_sloth: little ads, much clanging
🔗 16:14foxdie5042: It also seems like being on mobile has broken ads? I haven't seen any for awhile =/
🔗 16:14 thedietcokeboy: Didn't Twitch tweet something yesterday about ads not working the normal way?
🔗 16:14DigitalSeahorse: are they back?
🔗 16:14 Nightvalien28: ads break everything, always
🔗 16:14 thedietcokeboy: You have to set them off a different way I think
🔗 16:15 waZelda: Those short arms give me nightmares
🔗 16:15DigitalSeahorse: are they...oh there
🔗 16:15 All_mankind: "salads", heh, that's new
🔗 16:15 plummeting_sloth: ahead/below
🔗 16:16UEACSherman:
Longbow should replace the halbert
🔗 16:16 Psychic_Ketchup: I should rewatch Clone High
🔗 16:16UEACSherman: though functional weapons are nice
🔗 16:16Arclight_Dynamo: Actually, yeah. Halberd is older.
🔗 16:16 T3HF1GM3NT:
well
🔗 16:16 Muffinpenguin: AWW YEAH double bow
🔗 16:16 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 16:17 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:18.
🔗 16:17 chiropteraboy: RANGE MANNNN
🔗 16:17 Edroach: what just happened?
🔗 16:17Lycodrake: we the gunner
🔗 16:17Questhere: ranger danger
🔗 16:17 All_mankind: close enough for rock and roll. . .but not Dark Souls
🔗 16:17 plummeting_sloth: and Alex comes a ranged fighter in Dark Souls
🔗 16:17brosif123: Double bow is even better then double shield!
🔗 16:17empyreon subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 16:17 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:17 Muffinpenguin: THE LONE RANGER
🔗 16:17 Edroach: youre fine, milt did a bow only speedrun
🔗 16:17DigitalSeahorse: do you call a makeup job that makes you look less appealing a makedown or a makeunder?
🔗 16:17 All_mankind: the arrow vendor is not that far. . .
🔗 16:17TheMooseTetrino: He is either The Lone Ranger, or Don Quixote.
🔗 16:18 All_mankind: my inner scrooge loves wooden arrows. such profits
🔗 16:18 LadyThrimbletrimmer: *Bastion narrator voice* the kid's looking to keep enemies at a distance with bow and crossbow."
🔗 16:18 All_mankind: here's hoping we don't run into any drops from the giants
🔗 16:18Inkompetence: Partisan isn't far if you want to use that instead.
🔗 16:18 Zeromus_: oh a bow build
🔗 16:19DigitalSeahorse: bushmen
🔗 16:19 All_mankind: they almost never happen and they're cool but today it would be terrible
🔗 16:19 Zeromus_: havent seen one of those in a while
🔗 16:19 Wilhelm_Screamer: Alex, what is your favorite starfighter?
🔗 16:19brosif123: Did you just make a corneto trilogy reference???
🔗 16:19 Saintnex:
we will quickly be running out of arrows at this rate
🔗 16:19OneirosGolem:
Okay, now get the stone shield.
🔗 16:19 EGreif: i'm so jelly of alex now
🔗 16:20 All_mankind: double stone shields. i believe in the long shot
🔗 16:20 Psychic_Ketchup: You also have firebombs aplenty
🔗 16:20OneirosGolem: What's the gimmick with these guys anyways? I couldn't ever tell.
🔗 16:20Masterofgames02: Its magickarp
🔗 16:20UEACSherman: You use them to get revenge for Steve Irwin
🔗 16:20 EGreif: Did he buy the arrows, or were arrows found?
🔗 16:20 All_mankind: their licks can be brutal if they crowd you
🔗 16:21Solomon_Kain: Milts Droprate is huge because he is always floating 50 humantiy from never dying, your droprate is a bit more normal.
🔗 16:21 plummeting_sloth: Some one's character is really doesn't like people getting close
🔗 16:21 All_mankind: i dunno, just one of those enemies that show up in exactly one area you never even have to go to
🔗 16:21DTor214: So, chat, do you think these red manta-ray looking things are the easiest enemy in the game?
🔗 16:21 EGreif:
GOTTA QUIP THE WOLF RING!
🔗 16:22Lycodrake: dr. alex, what are you looking forward to most about OGW?
🔗 16:22 Aarek: Solomon_Kain, thats one of the nice things about doing hardcore, no reason not to float humanity
🔗 16:22OneirosGolem: DTor214 I'd give that credit to the tree.
🔗 16:22 DennyMcG: Dtor214 they are frogs I think.
🔗 16:22Lycodrake: you don't? huh, i thought you did
🔗 16:22DTor214: I dunno if we should even count the tree as an enemy. Does it have any attacks?
🔗 16:22Lycodrake: pre-release has been some of my best Magic memories
🔗 16:23Lycodrake: I've gone to FRF, DTK, ORI, and BFZ thus far
🔗 16:23 Nightvalien28: dear doctor alex DS3 in 3 months six days 18 hours
🔗 16:23 All_mankind: of enemies that can fight you, the frogs are near the top of the list i guess
🔗 16:23eostby: Alex "Unlimited" Steacy
🔗 16:23Solomon_Kain: Honestly I think the easiest enemies in the game are the troggs in Blighttown. they are easy to read, agressive, and have no poise.
🔗 16:23 chiropteraboy: Alex goes to play magic, there's lightning and somebody's head gets cut off
🔗 16:23 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I need to do a thing, be back soon.
🔗 16:23Lycodrake: is GW aggro viable in highlander, dr. alex?
🔗 16:24Lycodrake: or midrange?
🔗 16:24 Lord_Hosk: Alex, dont you realize that if you enjoy a game differently than I do you are wrong?
🔗 16:24Arclight_Dynamo: Alex, I don't play MTG. But I need to ask... is it called Higlander because "there can be only one"? In some way or another?
🔗 16:24 ShadeofHades: I wasn't able to make BFZ Prerelease due to work. I also can't make OGW one due to brother's birthday
🔗 16:24brosif123: Did you play many formats of magic before moving into souly highlander?
🔗 16:24 All_mankind: mosquitoes in blighttown, as long as you have a bow and arrow
🔗 16:24Peracto subscribed for 17 months in a row!
🔗 16:24 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:24DTor214: I think oozes may be easier, although the frog/mantas are much less frustrating
🔗 16:24 Dentro_: @Arclight_Dynamo, Yes. Yes it is
🔗 16:24brosif123: Alex is a 2/1 again!
🔗 16:24 Wilhelm_Screamer: @Arclight_dynamo exactly
🔗 16:25Arclight_Dynamo:
Dentro_, Wilhelm_Screamer: Yay! I got a reference!
🔗 16:25OneirosGolem: Arclight_Dynamo Well it is a head-to-head game mode...
🔗 16:25Earthenone:
they wont ban it in legacy, so who cares
🔗 16:25Lycodrake: Dr. Alex, I really want to play Wall of Resurgence and Steppe Glider - with or without Eldrazi Displacer
🔗 16:25 Frylock72: Huh, never seen this boss before.
🔗 16:25asthanius: Terrible idea? Yes. Entertaining idea? Also yes.
🔗 16:25UEACSherman: Where would we be if there wasn't someone to show up in every thread to remind us that a random draft common won't be played in Vintage?
🔗 16:25OneirosGolem: Arclight_Dynamo In a more serious way, there can only be one of each card in your deck.
🔗 16:25 All_mankind: sure most enemies are very manageable if you have the right equipment, but mosquitoes are probably the only ones that will never gang up on you more than two at a time
🔗 16:25 plummeting_sloth: aaand, it can hit you
🔗 16:25 Psychic_Ketchup:
It's a terrible card, because I don't play mtg
🔗 16:25QuantumTwitch: Also logbow?
🔗 16:25Arclight_Dynamo: OneirosGolem: Ah! That makes sense, thank you.
🔗 16:25Dizzga: dodge into lasers. Alex best touhou
🔗 16:26 EGreif: Is alex absolutely nut able to use the bow, or is the bow out?
🔗 16:26 EGreif: as in no arrows
🔗 16:26TheMooseTetrino: Bows out
🔗 16:26Kurai19: That's a butterfly?
🔗 16:26 plummeting_sloth: pew pew butterfly
🔗 16:26Lycodrake: bullet hell
🔗 16:26 chiropteraboy: Alex is my favorite touhou character
🔗 16:26UEACSherman: bone home?
🔗 16:26 Psychic_Ketchup: Oh dear
🔗 16:26DTor214: Bone home?
🔗 16:26Earthenone: E.T bone ho,e
🔗 16:26 grgriffin3: HAI SERGE
🔗 16:26Lycodrake: it's a serge
🔗 16:26Dizzga: alex is the prettiest 2hu
🔗 16:26 Lord_Durin: Serge!
🔗 16:26 Havok4: #powerserge
🔗 16:26 ChroniclerC: POWAH SERGE
🔗 16:26 Frylock72: Only twelve more inches of life bar to go!
🔗 16:26brosif123: It's surge!!
🔗 16:26 grgriffin3: #TeamPowerSerge
🔗 16:26 Aarek: #PowerSerge
🔗 16:26 Wilhelm_Screamer: SEEEEEEEEEEERGEEEEEEEEEEEE
🔗 16:26brosif123: Coffee man!
🔗 16:26 Frylock72: #SergeProtector
🔗 16:26 T3HF1GM3NT: hey #powerserge
🔗 16:26 Zeke229: #POWERSERGE
🔗 16:26 All_mankind: hai Serge
🔗 16:27 Omega_Lairon: !explain picknmix
🔗 16:27 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 16:27 DoktorNik: If it isn't my favorite ridiculously attractive Coffee barista!
🔗 16:27Lycodrake: Dr.'s Alex and Serge, is GW Aggro or Midrange viable in highlander?
🔗 16:27Masterofgames02: It is a neat looking boss
🔗 16:27 Lord_Hosk: Serge! Alex enjoys Magic the gathering different than I do, as a judge could you please tell him that he is wrong?
🔗 16:27Earthenone: as a judge, how do you feel about getting a mechanic named after you serge?
🔗 16:27 DennyMcG: Need more stopping power.
🔗 16:27 Morendur: Its weird to see seeing Serge outside of DB lol
🔗 16:27 Psychic_Ketchup: Last time Serge was a guest on Pick n mix, Alex ended up with the Dragon King Greataxe
🔗 16:28 ShadeofHades: Wait, Alex and Serge are on Stream together? Well, time to brew some Highlander decks
🔗 16:28 All_mankind: imagine a cast iron pot big enough to wear. . .
🔗 16:28UEACSherman: Hey, Serge! I recently moved to a new city and had to leave my Magic community behind. I'm interested in becoming a judge, but I don't have a background with anyone here. Any advice?
🔗 16:28Dizzga: level resist
🔗 16:28Telemokos: So how does it feel to have a new mechanic named after you?
🔗 16:28DigitalSeahorse: hi Serge!
🔗 16:28 TheMoatman: Really? This is the first zone I ever saw
🔗 16:28 Lord_Hosk: CAMERON!
🔗 16:28Earthenone: detroit
🔗 16:28 Aarek: dragon king greataxe is an always drop if you cut the tail
🔗 16:28 grgriffin3: Those mosquitos are super not cool, yo.
🔗 16:28Lycodrake: three peeps of the LRRs?
🔗 16:28OneirosGolem: You're always in blight town.
🔗 16:28 ChroniclerC: Oh, the heavy spear. Ew.
🔗 16:28DigitalSeahorse boops Lord_Hosk
🔗 16:29 ShadeofHades: The Sideboard is here. Deck-brewing time.
🔗 16:29 All_mankind: if you have any titanite, might as well use it eh
🔗 16:29 Lord_Hosk gets boobed
🔗 16:29Earthenone: cut off tail for an upgrade mid fight?
🔗 16:29 Lord_Hosk: Booped
🔗 16:29trojanman12345: Hi
🔗 16:29DigitalSeahorse waves back
🔗 16:29castlewise: Oh man. We need to get them to put together more budgetlander
🔗 16:29 Intrepid_Colin: Dear Dr. Serge, any cards you are excited for in OoG?
🔗 16:29castlewise: that was great
🔗 16:29MilkInBag:
cam and serge
🔗 16:30 lonlycracker: Gargoyles suck cause there are 2
🔗 16:30 grgriffin3: If you're parry Black Knights you are an actual wizard.
🔗 16:30Earthenone: you cant parry fire!
🔗 16:30 plummeting_sloth: but can't you see, the Gargoyles were inside you all along
🔗 16:30 waZelda: Your shoes have souls too?
🔗 16:30 Havok4: That was AJ I think?
🔗 16:30ThatDangSkeleton:
Dear Dr. Serge what are your thoughts on magic finally naming a mechanic after you?
🔗 16:30 DennyMcG: I remember a cartoon about Gargoyles. I think I enjoyed it.
🔗 16:30TransplendantBobtail: hehehe ripped the souls off your shoes, makes me picture you slowly filling up with souls from the feet up
🔗 16:30 ChroniclerC:
Actual Baby Jayce?
🔗 16:30 Frylock72: Except Jace, the Living Guildpact.
🔗 16:30 Foxmar320: hello Serge
🔗 16:30 Havok4: Yeah it was Aj Sacher's article.
🔗 16:31 Lord_Durin: "2 drop jace is terrible"... suddenly $60
🔗 16:31MilkInBag:
but Jace, Vryn's Prodigy is still garbage
🔗 16:31MilkInBag:
i missed 5$ jace
🔗 16:31 grgriffin3: If it isn't the next Goyf, it's literally the worst thing ever.
🔗 16:31 plummeting_sloth: glad we're picking up all this titanite we can't use because we'll throw away whatever weapon we upgrade
🔗 16:31 Havok4: 7 cards discard one.
🔗 16:31 grgriffin3: OK, yeah, that's gross.
🔗 16:31Laserbeaks_Fury: okay, what's the deal with this proxy/counterfeit thing? What has Wizards actually done?
🔗 16:31ragnavalt: Hey guys, I ordered your sleeves, well my brother got them for me for christmas and they just came 'cuz shipping, and they are SWEET, I was able to triple sleeve my legacy deck and now its HUGE, but awesome and I can't wait to use them in my next legacy tournament (I play dredge)
🔗 16:32 ShadeofHades: Jace is $55 online. It's a solid card
🔗 16:32 Lord_Durin: at worst thats 6 cards for 1UUU
🔗 16:32 Saintnex: vomit vomit vomit... too much value
🔗 16:32MilkInBag: @Laserbeaks_fury they said "don't play with proxies at LGS"
🔗 16:32Lycodrake: dr's alex and serge, is GW aggro and/or midrange viable in highlander? please do respond - y'all are the authorities on the subject that i'm aware of
🔗 16:32 Frylock72: @Laserbeaks_Fury, Well, they started putting the hologram on the bottom of rares.
🔗 16:32 Wilhelm_Screamer:
and then he does it again on a treasure cruise
🔗 16:32DigitalSeahorse: Jase cane make opponent drop a library
🔗 16:32DigitalSeahorse: Jace
🔗 16:32 TheMoatman: Oh yeah, I never draw land when I make a good deck
🔗 16:32DigitalSeahorse: one of them does
🔗 16:32MilkInBag:
also, Painful Truths is
🔗 16:33MilkInBag: and it was considered pure trash
🔗 16:33Lycodrake: really? that's awesome - I've been getting singles of some of the "best of the best" and "highly acclaimed" GW cards
🔗 16:33Lycodrake: like Sigarda :333
🔗 16:33 komimatt: especially for its age
🔗 16:33OneirosGolem: They're stained with your blood. They belong to you now.
🔗 16:33Solomon_Kain: its $5 on sale...
🔗 16:33 Lord_Hosk cancels his order for serge
🔗 16:33 grgriffin3: Yeah, I love watching Dark Souls but I am just the worst at it, so I will just watch.
🔗 16:33 Lord_Durin: my best combo was copying Brainstorm with Chandra, the firebrand. while Chasm Skulker was on the field.
🔗 16:34DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 16:34 Zeke229: can you parry a Pelvic thrust?
🔗 16:34Laserbeaks_Fury: All of Me, why not parry All of Me.....
🔗 16:34Solomon_Kain:
best $5 you can spend out side of a seedy Asian Massage parlor.
🔗 16:34asthanius: The boys are back in town
🔗 16:34MilkInBag: they all became Florida Mans
🔗 16:34 plummeting_sloth: these guys ARE bath salts
🔗 16:34 grgriffin3: They make you want to eat other peoples' faces.
🔗 16:34ThatDangSkeleton: is this what Humanities are? chunks of bath salts?
🔗 16:34DigitalSeahorse: I'm too casual to play this
🔗 16:35Lycodrake: ahahahahaha
🔗 16:35Laserbeaks_Fury: It costs durability though
🔗 16:35 ChroniclerC: WELP
🔗 16:35 grgriffin3: We're doomed.
🔗 16:35 grgriffin3: OK, we're not doomed.
🔗 16:35OneirosGolem: Bullet: dodged
🔗 16:35UEACSherman: Alex: Have you seen the 6-hour review of Dark Souls that MatthewMatosis did on Youtube?
🔗 16:35OneirosGolem: Eh, repair power is cheap.
🔗 16:35QuantumTwitch:
look the longbow proved useful
🔗 16:35OneirosGolem: *powder
🔗 16:35 plummeting_sloth: the stupid dance fills you with determination
🔗 16:35 lonlycracker: They way I got my friends to be a little more accepting of dark souls was I said that death isn't a failure state but a status effect.
🔗 16:36Lycodrake: SERGE GA SHINDA
🔗 16:36aClonedPickle: serge don't die thanks
🔗 16:36 grgriffin3: We almost saw a man die on Twitch
🔗 16:36Earthenone: would an acidental death violate twitch ToS?
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🔗 16:36 ChroniclerC:
Alex, we all know you don't have style.
🔗 16:36 Wilhelm_Screamer: Imagine the parralel universe where serge really did die on a stream
🔗 16:36DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 16:36DigitalSeahorse: don't die, Serge
🔗 16:36 grgriffin3: I thought if you died in Dark Souls you die in real life.
🔗 16:37brosif123: would serge's death on stream break twitch's terms and services?
🔗 16:37 Edroach: i found curse to be quite the fail state
🔗 16:37ReverseCreations: admittedly it would be irony if someone accidentally died during a Dark Souls stream.
🔗 16:37 Lord_Hosk: If you die in dark souls someone dies in real life
🔗 16:37 Psychic_Ketchup: So, gargoyles on 1 estus?
🔗 16:37OneirosGolem: You heard it here first, folks!
🔗 16:37 chiropteraboy: A failure state would be stuck at a tough part of game with not enough stat to make the way out of it
🔗 16:37QmonsterGames: Fail state is giving up.
🔗 16:37Masterofgames02: its a game video
🔗 16:37 RealGamerCow: rogue actually more of a video game than dark souls
🔗 16:37 chiropteraboy: like middle of blighttown
🔗 16:37 RealGamerCow:
🔗 16:37UEACSherman: The failstate of Dark Souls is when you're cursed and stuck down in the depths.
🔗 16:37 Saintnex:
you can fail DS, its called rage quitting
🔗 16:37Earthenone:
does twitter have a fail-state?
🔗 16:37TransplendantBobtail: out of curiosity what is twitter's fail state?
🔗 16:37 Havok4: INcoherEnt
🔗 16:37 Briars_the_fox: is mayonnaise a video game?
🔗 16:37TransplendantBobtail: typing in full caps to correct someone?
🔗 16:37Arclight_Dynamo: Refreshtus.
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: heya Lautrec.. ya nutsack
🔗 16:37 Lord_Hosk: That was quite funny when that happened alex. it was like 6 seconds after you said "twitter is a game"
🔗 16:37OneirosGolem: Briars_the_fox I feel like mayonnaise is a prop in a larger video game
🔗 16:37 Anubis169: pray tell what's a flounce?
🔗 16:38 ChroniclerC: "Flounce"?
🔗 16:38OneirosGolem:
Or when you rage-quit Twitter.
🔗 16:38 grgriffin3: Flounce is a new term to me.
🔗 16:38 RealGamerCow: that dude can get fucked. Like, proper fucked.
🔗 16:38DigitalSeahorse: what's a flounce?
🔗 16:38PrincessOphiuca: oh man pick and mix
🔗 16:38UEACSherman: Like when Jeff Hoogland quite reddit?
🔗 16:38 Zeke229: Milo yavodkllagjdkasl thinks that twitter is gonna remove all conservatives, when there is nothing about it he is not gonna say anything
🔗 16:38 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Like, they're not even stopping him from saying his bulls**t
🔗 16:38 Anubis169: Alex: If you come back in again after that, it's called the "Hotel California"
🔗 16:38 Anubis169:
🔗 16:38 cheetoJack: So Phil Fish flounced like 3 times?
🔗 16:38 Zeke229: als Milo is the head of GamerGate
🔗 16:38OneirosGolem:
Oh, flounce IS rage-quitting. That makes my a lot less clever.
🔗 16:39 TheMoatman: I had to go AFK, who are we talking about
🔗 16:39pcguy89: Is Flounce an official term they teach in Streaming School?
🔗 16:39TransplendantBobtail: that sounds more like a status effect, salty isn't a fails state
🔗 16:39ThatDangSkeleton: I didn't know that had a term, huh
🔗 16:39 RealGamerCow: cheetoJack, Phil Fish is the king of flounce.
🔗 16:39 thedietcokeboy: Phil Fish is the personification of flounce
🔗 16:39 Intrepid_Colin: Dr. Alex is their any games you really dislike but love the artstyle or art direction of?
🔗 16:39 grgriffin3: Phil Fish is a flouncing professional.
🔗 16:39 RealGamerCow: more dots.
🔗 16:39Dizzga: eat the firekeeper soul. she dont ned it
🔗 16:39TransplendantBobtail: is Flounce a game? Phil fish seems to be winning at it?
🔗 16:39 Lord_Hosk: THat milo person you were talking about was the one who was doing nothing but harassing people and telling them it was their fault that he was harnessing them right?
🔗 16:39Arclight_Dynamo: Not just an MMO, Alex. An MMORPG.
🔗 16:40 Zeke229: milo yiannopoulos a gay guy who things being gay is wrong and a choice
🔗 16:40 ChroniclerC: Eff you, Lautrec.
🔗 16:40 Zeke229: yes hosk
🔗 16:40TorvakMOS: Wow, the roborosewater card is playable today.
🔗 16:40OneirosGolem: You gain experience points, you engage in combat...
🔗 16:40TransplendantBobtail: I'm not sure most MMO RPGS allow you to grow as a character
🔗 16:40MusashiMiyo: League of legends
🔗 16:40Arclight_Dynamo:
Zeke229: That's just sad, really.
🔗 16:40 TheMoatman: I know you've streamed at least one game you hated but liked the art style of
🔗 16:40 RealGamerCow: That game that had the "Find the Plate" puzzle. You loved the look of that, but man, was that puzzle bullshit.
🔗 16:40 Kiryama: Why is this so much easier than Demon Souls? Makes me a sad panda.
🔗 16:40 waZelda: Saved by broken straight sword once more
🔗 16:40DigitalSeahorse: Machinarium
🔗 16:41 ChroniclerC: Bye.
🔗 16:41 grgriffin3: That was Sparta.
🔗 16:41 Saintnex: Goodbye Lautrec
🔗 16:41 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Get Shreked, Lautrec!
🔗 16:41OneirosGolem: Lautrec has been kicked
🔗 16:41DTor214: Lautwrecked
🔗 16:41 ChroniclerC: FAP RING
🔗 16:41 Havok4: Wait is firekeeper lady dead too?
🔗 16:41 All_mankind: Lautreckt
🔗 16:41OneirosGolem: Havok4 She definitely is not!
🔗 16:41 Havok4: Apparantly not.
🔗 16:41 komimatt: Thats a bs way of dealing with him, I feel really stupid for never having thought of that
🔗 16:41EricTheOrange: @Alex what was the name of that metroidvania looking game with the Robot girl protagonist you played a few month back.
🔗 16:41 Havok4: I thought I saw a item by her hole.
🔗 16:41 Havok4: I was briefly confused.
🔗 16:42Arclight_Dynamo: Good adventure games have had integrated hint systems since text adventures in the 80s. There's no excuse not to have them.
🔗 16:42 Saintnex: I kinda think I saw the same thing Havok4
🔗 16:42TransplendantBobtail: that sounds like a lovely workaround.
🔗 16:42 RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo, Call 1-800-Interplay!
🔗 16:42DigitalSeahorse:
cute things and cute robutts
🔗 16:42OneirosGolem: I appreciate that you have to commit to looking, too. The guide is THERE, but you do have to do something for it.
🔗 16:42DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 16:43Arclight_Dynamo: RealGamerCow: Blugh, no. Just type "Hint."
🔗 16:43pcguy89: The spear does no damage! Run away!
🔗 16:43nattsan: Not evey game needs to be for every person
🔗 16:43 Psychic_Ketchup: EricTheOrange, Iconoclasts I believe
🔗 16:43 Djshire: hi chat, hi Alex
🔗 16:43Lycodrake: man i hate it when my "poke poke stab stab" plan does next to nothing
🔗 16:43 grgriffin3: Expert spin move!
🔗 16:43 Anubis169: nothing worse than getting ganked by a swarm of hollows
🔗 16:43pcguy89: Oh god. The fat rolls are real. Plz less weight on your armor.
🔗 16:43 Anubis169: except perhaps that situation and losing boss souls in the process
🔗 16:44 Frylock72: Wait, those dudes can climb ladders?
🔗 16:44 waZelda: Actually, secret apeshit technique is legal in limited
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🔗 16:44pcguy89: *Purple Drank
🔗 16:44 KinoGami: two fisted monkey style attack?!
🔗 16:44 Frylock72:
🔗 16:44castlewise: what armor is this?
🔗 16:44 grgriffin3: It's all gone so rapidly wrong.
🔗 16:44 Djshire: Dear Dr Alex, do you revisit games you've played in the past that have been updated and changed? For example, Darkest Dungeons has had several changes made to it in pat months
🔗 16:44 Djshire: what a...shocking turn of events
🔗 16:44pcguy89: I you pronounce it, "Nebz"?
🔗 16:45 EGreif: TAZE HIS *** ALEX!
🔗 16:45 Anubis169: noice!
🔗 16:45DTor214: Wow, the greed really paid off there
🔗 16:45 grgriffin3:
We got this.
🔗 16:45 Saintnex: PUNCH HIM IN THE SNOUT!
🔗 16:45TransplendantBobtail: @Djshire I've just picked up darkest dungeon and can't make head or tails of what the changes were. was it supposed to make the game more grueling? or something?
🔗 16:45Arclight_Dynamo: Breathe. Be calm. All will be well.
🔗 16:45UEACSherman: @Castlewise Leather armor
🔗 16:45pcguy89: The spear wasn't doing any damage before, but it absolutely owned that gargoyle.
🔗 16:45castlewise: thanks Ueacsherman
🔗 16:45 Djshire: Transplendantbobtail more areas, enemies, and class types
🔗 16:46 EGreif: yeahhh! alex got a taze stick
🔗 16:46 grgriffin3:
THERE
🔗 16:46Arclight_Dynamo: Yay!
🔗 16:46 ChroniclerC:
🔗 16:46 Psychic_Ketchup:
🔗 16:46pcguy89: Hooray! Lightning for the win!
🔗 16:46OneirosGolem: Congrats on your halberd?
🔗 16:46 Djshire: Transplendantbobtail its quite different from when Alex played it last year
🔗 16:46ArkhamArchivist: Garg halberd is sweet
🔗 16:46 Wilhelm_Screamer: what physical labor was needed Casm?
🔗 16:46DTor214: @Transplendantbobtail I've been playing it lately, too. I think the change that people really didn't like was corpses that stick around and take up space in combat
🔗 16:46Lycodrake: so dr. cam, are you going to hope for the UR deck in OGW prerelease?
🔗 16:46Rational_Gaze: don't forget to get "Well what is it?"
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: Broken Sword Hilt goes to the true greatsword
🔗 16:47pcguy89: Should the broken sword hilt have a broken scabbard?
🔗 16:47 Anubis169: everything else goes to cursed greatsword
🔗 16:47chesul: Either of the broken swords actually work.
🔗 16:47TransplendantBobtail: @Dtor214 ah that makes sense, it sort of felt normal to me but could have been a huge shakeup. a lot of people were super happy about new content too.
🔗 16:47 ChroniclerC: That is correct, Cam. The broken sword or the one-of sword hilt that you start the game with.
🔗 16:47 Saintnex: yea to create the not-cursed version, you need a broken sword
🔗 16:47 plummeting_sloth: Oswald, who hugs out repentance
🔗 16:47 Dentro_: remember 20/20 str/dex for Iaito in the depths Alex & Cam
🔗 16:47 dougma: he must have ripping arms! I can only hold my arms out like that for about 20min
🔗 16:48MarkBarks: !uptime
🔗 16:48 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:19.
🔗 16:48 ChroniclerC: xD Nicely done, Cam.
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: what weapon is that?
🔗 16:48pcguy89: LRRbot: Answering the questions nobody asked.
🔗 16:48Lycodrake: bury? it dies and can't be regenerated?
🔗 16:48 Anubis169: it's not the red halberd...
🔗 16:48aClonedPickle: i think iaito is 20 dex
🔗 16:48WhyT1: you got the gargoyle's halberd ? so lucky...
🔗 16:48MilkInBag: !antishh
🔗 16:48 LRRbot: Everyone else, shhhh, be quiet Adam is streaming!
🔗 16:48Axlei: Cam, will you stream XCOM2?
🔗 16:48Earthenone:
the ol' deamon
🔗 16:48TransplendantBobtail: bury, dump stat it so much that it goes into a concrete bunker
🔗 16:49OneirosGolem: I love how brutally ineffective these guys are at killing you
🔗 16:49 Edroach: my gargoyle's halbred is different beacuse i cut the tail off?
🔗 16:49ShadoobieOne: hey alex
🔗 16:49 Anubis169:
haaaai James
🔗 16:49 thedietcokeboy:
Now I see why people get Alex confused with Adam
🔗 16:49 Djshire: does anyone have a Twitch creative account? I was thinking of djing live on it, but only if it wouldn't kill my VOD potential
🔗 16:49ShadoobieOne: what boss/area is he on next??
🔗 16:49 Frylock72: Goodbye forever!
🔗 16:49OneirosGolem: who can say
🔗 16:49Earthenone: bury a stat-destroy it, it cant be regenerated
🔗 16:49 ChroniclerC: That was a lot funnier than it had any right to be.
🔗 16:49 Anubis169: there's...
🔗 16:49 Dentro_: My bad, Iaito was 14/20 str dex
🔗 16:49 Edroach: i got iatou today, it is not 20dex
🔗 16:49ArkhamArchivist: Capra, yes?
🔗 16:49 ChroniclerC: Something something sweet katana?
🔗 16:50pcguy89: Oh man. Sweet spotting that polearm feels so good.
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: Iaito, Uchigatana, and Quelaag's Furysword is it?
🔗 16:50DigitalSeahorse: forever?
🔗 16:50 Dentro_: maybe not for 2hadning
🔗 16:50 Psychic_Ketchup: Iaito definitely is 20 dex
🔗 16:50 thedietcokeboy: !advice
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: No, the other way.
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: get blended!
🔗 16:50 Djshire: !badadvice
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: Drop out of school and become a carny
🔗 16:50 DoktorNik: Iaito is 20 dex, uchigatana is 14/14
🔗 16:50aClonedPickle: uchi is 14/14, washing pole is 16/20 i think
🔗 16:50MilkInBag: !goodadvice
🔗 16:50aClonedPickle: did go to wiki, iaito is 14/20
🔗 16:50 Anubis169: ahh washing pole
🔗 16:50 All_mankind: funny that you also need a bit of physical dexterity to actually get the iaito
🔗 16:50 Djshire: I've been told that many times in my life LRRbot
🔗 16:50MilkInBag:
lrrbot has none
🔗 16:50 RealGamerCow: Has anyone started to sell office chairs in green for green screening purposes?
🔗 16:50Arclight_Dynamo: Wiki says 14/20
🔗 16:51 Djshire: Alex has been fired
🔗 16:51 thedietcokeboy: Pshhh, as if we need or want good advice around these parts
🔗 16:51OneirosGolem: Nobody tell Cameron
🔗 16:51Lycodrake: I thought you were about to do Cam's pig squeak sounds with that "we"
🔗 16:51pcguy89: There are no apples in Dark Souls.
🔗 16:51TransplendantBobtail: we *are* the good advice
🔗 16:51 Djshire: For those of you that haven't heard, Desert Bus 2.0 is coming to Oculus Rift and Playstation VR
🔗 16:51 All_mankind: you could go away from the dragon, to Lower Undead Burg
🔗 16:51WhyT1: iaito has a better movie set, gotta have that horizontal slash
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: how hard is the hellkite to take down?
🔗 16:52Masterofgames02: can you kill the dragon?
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: i've never managed it
🔗 16:52UEACSherman: How do you get the dragon to trigger? Is it random?
🔗 16:52 Djshire: man, this game just....dragons
🔗 16:52 Dentro_: Queelag next? Capra, Gaping, Spiderlady
🔗 16:52ShadoobieOne: @Masterofgames02 yea
🔗 16:52laputanmachine: could get the drake sword
🔗 16:52 Anubis169:
it's not a dragon, it's a drake
🔗 16:52DTor214: When I've tried to kill the hellkite, it always flies away
🔗 16:52 UnspokenKibbles: !uptime
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:51.
🔗 16:52DigitalSeahorse: the Oculus Rift DB
🔗 16:52 GreyFox0012: actually its a wyvern
🔗 16:52pcguy89: Rininininininin!
🔗 16:52thepov42: Alex, Ibelieve the whole hting is basically an easter egg just for you guys
🔗 16:52 Anubis169: !highlight Alex channels Adam
🔗 16:52MarkBarks: ze blenda!
🔗 16:52 Psychic_Ketchup: Ze blender!
🔗 16:52 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 16:52 Dentro_: FeelsGoodMan
🔗 16:52cotp_dom: Will the Desert Bus Day/Night cycle be fixed or left as is
🔗 16:53KeirtheMighty: potential easter egg, smash cut to bleached white skeloton?
🔗 16:53 jonnykefka: So casual playthrough? Fun!
🔗 16:53OneirosGolem: Things to sing when the UW deck is killing you
🔗 16:53 Zeke229: damnit alex
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: last time i ran at 60fps, i slid down that long ladder and straight through the floor
🔗 16:53 Djshire: that would be some horrible rug burn from sliding down that ladder
🔗 16:53DigitalSeahorse: having tried Oculus Rift demo I'd say it's unlikely to make someone motion sick for the full 8 hours
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: into the subocean
🔗 16:53Ckiva: maybe they're adding that cosmetic dlc for DB
🔗 16:53 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:53 LRRbot:
641 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:54 UnspokenKibbles: What halberd is this?
🔗 16:54DigitalSeahorse: makes me wonder what's behind the bus
🔗 16:54 All_mankind: you just stepped off the cliff with one foot, except both feet
🔗 16:54 Djshire: man, this game can be really ruff
🔗 16:54Earthenone: dark souls:will it blend?
🔗 16:54UEACSherman: @Unspokenkibbles Gargoylebutt Halbert
🔗 16:54 Anubis169: Alex: is that a gargoyle axe?
🔗 16:54 thedietcokeboy: Horse armour for Desert Bus
🔗 16:54TheOzzykun:
Dark souls
🔗 16:54Arclight_Dynamo: !uptime
🔗 16:54 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:49:38.
🔗 16:54 Dentro_: Gargoyle Halberd
🔗 16:54ThatDangSkeleton: No dark souls will not blend
🔗 16:54 Saintnex: Ze Blender why are you failing us now!?!?!
🔗 16:54 UnspokenKibbles: Oh cool, this is what Dan's using on Extra Play
🔗 16:54sk3tchup: fatality
🔗 16:54DigitalSeahorse: see the tumble weeds beside the bus as you pass them....and the back side of the stop sign
🔗 16:55 jonnykefka: Can't say I've ever seen this weapon used
🔗 16:55castlewise: That door is a safety hazard
🔗 16:55asthanius: I like to think that each time you sit at a bonfire, you're waiting for the entire dark/light cycle to get back to where it was before you died, thus explaining the regenerating enemies.
🔗 16:55WhyT1: gargoyle axe is what you get for cutting the tail, halberd is a rare drop
🔗 16:55OneirosGolem: Or maybe the bus stops will just actually do something
🔗 16:55DigitalSeahorse: will new game fix the dusk forever bug?
🔗 16:56 Anubis169: yeah... my mage character seems to be having all the luck on the rare weapons fo other classes
🔗 16:56castlewise: Every once in a while there will be a creepy mf waiting there to get on the bus and stare at you for the rest of the trip
🔗 16:56UEACSherman: I hope the new game doesn't fix anything. How bad and broken Desert Bus is is what makes it Desert Bus.
🔗 16:56OneirosGolem: Smash the economic state!
🔗 16:56Arclight_Dynamo: Just a skeleton sitting on the bus. Mouldering.
🔗 16:56 All_mankind: Alex "Upsetting the Apple Cart" Steacy
🔗 16:56 thedietcokeboy: Asthanius: I've actually read a fan theory that says that's exactly what's happening
🔗 16:56Ckiva: I wouldn't mind some new features, like a small chance for a second bug splat
🔗 16:56 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Ueacsherman Agreed.
🔗 16:56 plummeting_sloth: y'all came to the wrong undead neighborhood
🔗 16:56TheOzzykun: first playthrough?
🔗 16:56 Anubis169:
to date the mage i'm running has got drops on a black knight sword, greatsword, halberd, and 2 titanite catchpoles... all of which i can't ing use >_<
🔗 16:56DigitalSeahorse: new game, different bug splat?
🔗 16:56Earthenone: i hope it says "170k hype" when you make it to tuson
🔗 16:57 All_mankind: the bandits are shockingly bad at backstabbing
🔗 16:57 RealGamerCow: TheOzzykun, no, but he's just messing around
🔗 16:57Arclight_Dynamo:
Ha! No, no... the VR DB should be all 3d and stuff so you can VR it... but the graphics should still be pixelated junk!
🔗 16:57MarkBarks: 2 catchpoles?! you lucksack Anubis
🔗 16:57asthanius: Thief set?
🔗 16:57 LadyThrimbletrimmer: For a while I was contemplating making Desert Bus as a school project, and setting it up so that actual things happened every 16 hours or so
🔗 16:57 DoktorNik: Hammer time?
🔗 16:57 Hotliquidjello: Show time show time
🔗 16:57KeirtheMighty: peoples hype levels for dark souls 3?
🔗 16:57 Psychic_Ketchup: Makeover makeover!
🔗 16:57 Anubis169: is it bandit time?
🔗 16:57 Couraster: Is it Adventure Time?
🔗 16:57 UnspokenKibbles: Time to LOSE YOURSELF in the MUSIC the MOMENT
🔗 16:58 All_mankind: time for mail breaker?
🔗 16:58TorvakMOS: Quote that.
🔗 16:58asthanius: So leather-y
🔗 16:58 Dentro_: Mail Breaker? Enjoy killing Capra :S
🔗 16:58laputanmachine: undead makeover fairy
🔗 16:58UEACSherman: Alex is the highlight of fashion.
🔗 16:58PancakeHeroXii: Why bother dropping the items?
🔗 16:58TheOzzykun:
Capra demon hype
🔗 16:58OneirosGolem: Black leather. Bleather.
🔗 16:58 Anubis169: we are now... Halbandit
🔗 16:58DigitalSeahorse thinks maybe a windshield wiper fuction with window washing fluid but it doesn't do anything to the bug splat would be good
🔗 16:58Earthenone: you've got mail
🔗 16:58 Anubis169: Earthenone: fired
🔗 16:58DigitalSeahorse: cause that's irl bug splats
🔗 16:59Arclight_Dynamo:
DigitalSeahorse: No, see, it just smears the bugsplat around and makes it worse.
🔗 16:59castlewise: I always cheese capra by standing on the door arch
🔗 16:59DigitalSeahorse: exactly
🔗 16:59OneirosGolem: Commitment.
🔗 16:59TheMooseTetrino: !explain picknmix
🔗 16:59TheMooseTetrino: Ah mod only oops
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: they should call this halberd the helmet-splitter
🔗 16:59 Anubis169: it's like straight bisecting heads
🔗 16:59DigitalSeahorse hopes they get all the bus stops in the right places
🔗 16:59asthanius: Will it blend?
🔗 16:59 plummeting_sloth: Sparta'd
🔗 17:00DTor214: Get blendt
🔗 17:00Kaktus021: Random flat tires in new DB
🔗 17:00Kurai19: well looks like that soldier took a dive
🔗 17:00 komimatt: Dude, what did he do to you?
🔗 17:00 All_mankind: the guillotine v.0.5
🔗 17:00DigitalSeahorse: cause you know I'll be checking that being that I plotted them on the playmat map
🔗 17:00Earthenone: have to do a find your keys puzzle to start the desert bus
🔗 17:00 EGreif: OBTAIN THEIR SOULS, ALEX
🔗 17:00NexVesica: Wouldn't the new DB not really work for Desert Bus for Hope purposes? Since the driver would have to wear the headset
🔗 17:00 ChroniclerC: Will the road have turns now? WILL THEY HAVE FIXED THE WHEEL!?
🔗 17:01 Anubis169: NexVesica: in addition to the oculus being stuffed full of facebook tracking blarg
🔗 17:01 thedietcokeboy: They'll make it work, they've said it's specifically for charity runs
🔗 17:01 All_mankind: oh man if you didn't have to adjust the wheel in Desert Bus, no one in the world would play it manually
🔗 17:01 Anubis169: pretty sure wearing it for an 8h shift would induce eye damage
🔗 17:01 Anubis169: or at least a migraine
🔗 17:01 All_mankind: just put a rock on the gas pedal
🔗 17:01TransplendantBobtail: will the driver have arms?
🔗 17:01Earthenone: you scored a point? want to tell your friends?!
🔗 17:01NexVesica: thedietcokeboy, No offense meant to Penn, but I don't think he really thought it through or understands the logistics
🔗 17:02 thedietcokeboy: Well, that's probably fair
🔗 17:02NexVesica: Like, wouldn't the headset completely eliminate room/chat interaction?
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: well no
🔗 17:02UEACSherman: @Nexvesica That's what I thought since I read the article.
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: you could still hear
🔗 17:02 Anubis169: and your mouth still works
🔗 17:02NexVesica: You can hear, but you can't see the craziness going on around you
🔗 17:03NexVesica: So it would just be a lot of confused "wut"
🔗 17:03TransplendantBobtail: that might add to the madness
🔗 17:03 LoadingReadyRun: are adds running?
🔗 17:03 Frylock72: Yeah, but you'd need to completely rely on the rest of the cast to talk about what chat is doing.
🔗 17:03NexVesica: Or people having to stop every so often to read what is going on in the chat
🔗 17:03 Anubis169:
can't tell
🔗 17:03TransplendantBobtail: or there is a feed of the chat into the headset
🔗 17:03 DarkMorford has some soup before the Ian times
🔗 17:03Arclight_Dynamo:
Have a screen in the VR bus that you can display room cam on.
🔗 17:03 LoadingReadyRun:
🔗 17:03 Anubis169: chat, anybody seeing ads?
🔗 17:03TransplendantBobtail: and the chat can tell you what the cast is doing
🔗 17:03 Frylock72: Also you probably can't get up and dance party with the headset on.
🔗 17:03NexVesica: No ads on my end
🔗 17:03bawkbawkboo1: Would the VR tech Andrew showed off on streambros work for DB?
🔗 17:03UEACSherman: It feels like that gift your Grandmother gets you for Christmas that you kinda say "Thanks" and never wear. But then they'd be broadcasting on Twitch, so not wearing the weird sweater would be obvious.
🔗 17:03 LoadingReadyRun: there we go
🔗 17:03 JustanotherMuffin: No adds for me.
🔗 17:03 ElementalAlchemist:
and 
🔗 17:03UEACSherman: No ads here
🔗 17:03 Anubis169:
ElementalAlchemist
🔗 17:04MarkBarks: mmm love me some mistakes
🔗 17:04Masterofgames02: Alex will you have a stream playing highlander?
🔗 17:04 ElementalAlchemist: anubis169: meowrawr?
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: meow...
🔗 17:04 clapclap_clapclapclap: Alex, is it going to be easier or harder for James to scare the ever-loving crap out of you and Beej with the new office?
🔗 17:04 ElementalAlchemist:
hai
🔗 17:04 Anubis169: 'sup dude
🔗 17:04 plummeting_sloth: gotta love the "aerodynamic" holding of the halbeard horizontal as you run. gonna get massive lift
🔗 17:05UEACSherman: I'm gonna make a Grilled Cheese. Anyone else want one?
🔗 17:05laputanmachine: gonna be using a lot of broken straight swords eventually
🔗 17:05 Anubis169: secret doggie pincer attack
🔗 17:051maginairy: Wow what a great channel name! How's everyone doin?
🔗 17:05 AdmiralMemo:
I'm back. Y'all been good for the other Mods?
🔗 17:06Arakasi01: Feelin' fine.
🔗 17:06 Anubis169:
1maginairy: welcome to the stream
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: We're Pick 'n' Mix again? Neat.
🔗 17:061maginairy:
🔗 17:06 thedietcokeboy: Oh shit, daddy's home, better start behaving
🔗 17:06 Anubis169:
wb Memo
🔗 17:06DigitalSeahorse: my makeup loving friend that is deaf just did a show that was put on youtube
🔗 17:06 thedietcokeboy:
memo
🔗 17:06DigitalSeahorse: I haven't watched yet
🔗 17:06 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:06 LRRbot:
642 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:06DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 17:06MarkBarks:
doge'd
🔗 17:06 Anubis169: ohh before I forget
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: Than Q
🔗 17:06vladimortpuddin: love it when chat spoils the deaths
🔗 17:07DrunkenHyena7:
Why is everyone but me getting food
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo:
vladimortpuddin: Well... Pause and play to catch up.
🔗 17:07 Anubis169: thank you Canada for introducing me to Poutine and the idea of using Croissants instead of a bread roll
🔗 17:07RigJuice: Is there a mod for full randomized weapon / item drops?
🔗 17:07 Anubis169:
🔗 17:07Arakasi01: I'm eating caramel Tim Tams.
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo:
vladimortpuddin, (Or not Your choice )
🔗 17:07RigJuice: also Hello Stream, Hello Alex
🔗 17:07vladimortpuddin: that never ever has ever worked
🔗 17:07DigitalSeahorse gives DrunkenHyena7 some muffins
🔗 17:07Earthenone: @Drunkenhyena7 they are biological creatures that require norishment to survive. silly mortals
🔗 17:07vladimortpuddin: guess its my net
🔗 17:07 thedietcokeboy: Sometimes I can't tell if my stream is a little behind or if Anubis just has incredible !death ninja skills
🔗 17:071maginairy: DrunkenHynena7 Because you're smart and you wait until after you're drunk to eat?
🔗 17:08 AdmiralMemo:
vladimortpuddin: Welp... There's also the idea of "OK, he's going to die, but HOW?"
🔗 17:081maginairy: Empty stomach = faster tipsy
🔗 17:081maginairy: Giger Blurgle Flanlgle!
🔗 17:08 Juliamon: Bis has a sixth 'death' sense, he knows before they happen
🔗 17:08 plummeting_sloth: they really ARE Ninjas!
🔗 17:08 Frylock72: high af
🔗 17:08Arclight_Dynamo: "Poo-tsin." It's like "tsunami."
🔗 17:08DTor214: I don't think hollows have soft, supple necks
🔗 17:08 AdmiralMemo: thedietcokeboy: A little of both. He's got a custom set-up with like only 5 seconds of lag instead of 10 to 15.
🔗 17:08OneirosGolem: I'm still so mad that some of my first introductions to poutine were frozen-meal quality
🔗 17:08DigitalSeahorse almost typed your nick Drinken....
🔗 17:08vladimortpuddin: I think I'll just fullscreen... or leave... or like jump off a bridge I guess
🔗 17:08 Saintnex: someone didnt skip leg day
🔗 17:09KeirtheMighty: DJ Alex, I want to get into magic but don't know any other players, what do?
🔗 17:09 AdmiralMemo:
This stupid Demon
🔗 17:091maginairy:
🔗 17:09 Saintnex:
the Demon can get
🔗 17:10 AdmiralMemo: MtGO is indeed good.
🔗 17:101maginairy: Is this his first playthrough? Does he want to stay blind? Should i offer tips or keep mum?
🔗 17:10DrunkenHyena7:
Demon is one of the most annoying bosses just due to the dogs
🔗 17:10OneirosGolem: I'd also suggest Duels if you don't know any of the rules.
🔗 17:10Arclight_Dynamo: Not first playthrough. No tips. Odd restrictions.
🔗 17:10 AdmiralMemo: 1maginairy, This is totally not first playthrough.
🔗 17:10 GreyFox0012: yeah i saw that
🔗 17:10 Juliamon: It is not his first playthrough, but tips are still not particularly welcome
🔗 17:10 AdmiralMemo: 1maginairy: I don't think he needs tips.
🔗 17:10TacitusVigil:
Our greatest enemy of all: The lack of space. Oh, the Demon makes it bad too.
🔗 17:10 ZeniteZero: Decided to make a STR character, but giant slow weapons are so boring T_T
🔗 17:10 All_mankind:
see him do it with the greatbow
🔗 17:10p_rate: The music is hilarious
🔗 17:10 AdmiralMemo: 1maginairy, He's played like hundreds of hours of this game.
🔗 17:10KeirtheMighty: thanks, download MTGO now
🔗 17:10Arclight_Dynamo: AdmiralMemo: Wanna maybe !explain picknmix ?
🔗 17:11 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 17:11 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 17:111maginairy:
Only hundreds?
🔗 17:11 All_mankind: Milt is almost up to 5000 hours on the clock, apparnetly
🔗 17:11 GreyFox0012: and this is why i cheese that boss with firebombs
🔗 17:11 plummeting_sloth:
man, considering your halberd is almost half the length of the room, it's pretty impressive when you miss
🔗 17:11Toxxick: Did he just drop the cleaver?
🔗 17:11 Psychic_Ketchup:
Aww no machete? Well this run is ruined
🔗 17:11 komimatt: In my first play through I fought this guy about 24 times then I rage quit for about 3 months
🔗 17:111maginairy: I tried the firebomb cheese one time, it was excruciatingly tedious
🔗 17:11 plummeting_sloth:
🔗 17:11Kaktus021: Kinda wanted him to drop the sword
🔗 17:11 Anubis169:
bonfire and buff thyself
🔗 17:11OneirosGolem: I actually enjoy fighting Capra Demon once the dogs are out of the way.
🔗 17:11 AdmiralMemo:
Alex: Hundreds of hours, I said. Not hundreds of times.
🔗 17:12 ChroniclerC: Yeah, but is that time shared with Cam?
🔗 17:12Demo379: Does that count Cams hours?
🔗 17:12DigitalSeahorse: he's played it 100s
🔗 17:12 Frylock72: The longest game I have played on Steam is GTA: San Andreas at around 450 hours.
🔗 17:12Arakasi01: I have 169 hours on Dark Souls, not including my 360 time.
🔗 17:12 AdmiralMemo: KeirtheMighty, If you do end up getting into MtGO, the Runners here have a Saturday FanDraft every Saturday, if you're interested.
🔗 17:12Arclight_Dynamo: I think this is his personal account. So, not Cam.
🔗 17:12p_rate: Alex fallout 3 or nv
🔗 17:12 RealGamerCow: 5000 hours? I don't think that I've played any game 5000 hours. Closest was probably Everquest
🔗 17:12Selenes92: Dark Souls wasn't hard enough... so we decided to make a Nuzlocke version.... great.
🔗 17:12 AdmiralMemo: !explain FanDraft
🔗 17:12 LRRbot:
LRR Fans Draft together every week on MTGO meet Saturday just prior to 6PM PT/9PM ET which is sunday 2AM BST/12PM AEDT. Organization takes place at http://www.twitch.tv/lrr_fan_draft/chat
🔗 17:12DigitalSeahorse: I don't think I've played anything that much
🔗 17:12 Anubis169: doesn't Cam use a mac?
🔗 17:12 Anubis169: or does he have a gaming comp
🔗 17:12DigitalSeahorse: game I've played most is TF2 I think
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: Not when he's at the office.
🔗 17:13 GreyFox0012: i have 2278 hours on tf2 but thats my biggest
🔗 17:13Arakasi01: I'm up to 1410 hours of TF2
🔗 17:13KeirtheMighty: AdmiralMemo sweet I'll look into that
🔗 17:13Demo379: I got ~1800 on cs:go
🔗 17:131maginairy: Judo CHOP!
🔗 17:131maginairy: Minglee
🔗 17:131maginairy:
?
🔗 17:131maginairy: Ming Lee?
🔗 17:13Arakasi01:
🔗 17:13 plummeting_sloth: hell, you can have both in THE SAME BOX
🔗 17:13DrunkenHyena7:
🔗 17:131maginairy: Ming Lee
🔗 17:13MarkBarks:
I'm pretty sure Cam uses the supercomputer at the university he does his chemistry stuff on
🔗 17:131maginairy: GOD DAMNIT
🔗 17:13Toxxick: Hell you can have both on the same computer
🔗 17:13OneirosGolem: Check your subs, I guess.
🔗 17:13 Anubis169: 1maginairy no characters next to the tex
🔗 17:14 Anubis169: one word
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo: Mac Vs. PC debate: Each does different things a little better. It's not a binary choice. Also, Linux.
🔗 17:141maginairy: I have never been very good at twitch emotes
🔗 17:14 ChroniclerC: Mosslady!
🔗 17:14 EGreif: I remember that guy
🔗 17:141maginairy: Yes her eyes are always red
🔗 17:14OneirosGolem: She's just feeling the halloween spirit?
🔗 17:14asthanius: T-minus 10...9...8
🔗 17:14 plummeting_sloth: like a Halloween talking skull
🔗 17:14 EGreif: I accidentally hurt him and he wouldn't sell me ***
🔗 17:14 All_mankind: she likes you :3
🔗 17:14 Dentro_: No, I dont think they do. It may be a 60 fps thing
🔗 17:14 DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Alex : Her eyes flash like that at 60 FPS because the of the way they were coded for in 30 fps
🔗 17:14 Anubis169:
LoadingReadyRun: nope they're just constant red, it's the DSFix increased FPS makes them flash
🔗 17:14 Dentro_:
Milt says a lot of stuff gets wonky with 60fps
🔗 17:14 Anubis169 runs linux as his main comp
🔗 17:14Arakasi01: I enjoy sticking with my irrational hatred for mac computers.
🔗 17:141maginairy: Yes, they do. It's just not easy to see all the time because of camera angle
🔗 17:14 DennyMcG: I'm half asleep, so at first I thought you said "Is she about to sell us drugs?"
🔗 17:14TransplendantBobtail: Linux does everything marginally better but less efficiently cos you are a human and must interact with it.
🔗 17:151maginairy:
I am 100% positive that Yulia's eyes are always red. And yes, i referred to the Female Undead Merchant as Yulia. Deal with it
🔗 17:15 Anubis169:
oh btw Alex for bloodborne... i only just got the "Micolash Cage" reference 
🔗 17:15Arclight_Dynamo: I hate Mac vs. PC nonsense. Just let people use what they like. My sister was forced to get a Mac because her profs in her program like it better. She would prefer a PC, and all the programs she needs are available for both. But, *nope*! Gotta get a Mac! Ugh...
🔗 17:15foxdie5042: Linux does exactly what you tell it to... sometimes that is the problem =p
🔗 17:15 ChroniclerC: She is just "Undead Merchant (Female)".
🔗 17:15Axlei: Alex, will you be streaming Dark Souls 3 when it comes out?
🔗 17:15asthanius: Anubis you shut your mouth. I didn't need that information in my brain
🔗 17:15 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo, That's dumb... The only reason I use a PC for most things is that most games are PC-only.
🔗 17:15 Dentro_: Does DS3 have a releasedate?
🔗 17:16 Anubis169: Dentro_: few months
🔗 17:16ThatDangSkeleton: idk if it's been mentioned but I think the pygmies that are stationary having flickering red eyes b/c they're ember or something in there
🔗 17:16 All_mankind: Kate Moss sells: moss, poop, shiny rocks, poisoned knives, curse protection
🔗 17:16ThatDangSkeleton: there are*
🔗 17:16 All_mankind: kind of an eclectic selection
🔗 17:16 thedietcokeboy: Without looking it up I'll say April 16th
🔗 17:16TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: That could also be laziness (I say this as a former professor): if everyone has the same hardware, it's easier to give instructions. "Push this." That's just a guess on my part though.
🔗 17:16 thedietcokeboy: It's around there anyhow
🔗 17:16Arclight_Dynamo: AdmiralMemo: I use a PC because I prefer it to Mac. Same goes for my sister. I don't see any reason to force her to use a Mac.
🔗 17:16Arakasi01: I hope DS3 is actually good. Unlike DS2.
🔗 17:16OneirosGolem: Okay, so expect a not insignificant delay period.
🔗 17:16 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: For non-gaming purposes, I don't either.
🔗 17:16RigJuice:
Spin to win 
🔗 17:16Solomon_Kain: Saved by the Wolf Ring, if not for that you never get the blender off.
🔗 17:16TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: That being said, I can 100% believe it's "We like Macs better" though.
🔗 17:16Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Could be... except it's an art program. The instructions are "draw a thing, then give it to me."
🔗 17:17TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil that's actually a pretty important thing if you need everyone to be on the same page
🔗 17:17 thedietcokeboy: Bah, 4 days out, April 12th.
🔗 17:17 GreyFox0012: oh yeah you can make the butcher do the reference pose
🔗 17:17TransplendantBobtail: or file formats to be compatible
🔗 17:17 GreyFox0012: but i dont know how
🔗 17:17 clapclap_clapclapclap: wouldnt even want Alex to play DS3 out of the box. I want to play it while he's playing it, then come back and have him show us how we've been doing it wrong...
🔗 17:17Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: I suspect it's a hold-over from the 80s, when Macs were legit better for art than PCs. By a *wide* margin. They just held onto that "Mac = art" caché.
🔗 17:17TacitusVigil:
TransplendantBobtail: Oh I agree, that's why I say half-heartedly "laziness." Makes my job easier.
🔗 17:17DigitalSeahorse: the thing she will never have or sell is butts
🔗 17:17 Anubis169: kidney punch!
🔗 17:17Solomon_Kain: get ember first?
🔗 17:17 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: Oh artists... Gotcha... They're usually uppity about stuff like that, LRR-related artists excluded.
🔗 17:18 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:18 LRRbot:
643 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:18 ChroniclerC: Are we gonna boot sackhead into the rat?
🔗 17:18TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: That's what I was thinking too, but I was trying to think of some way to give them the benefit of the doubt...but yeah.
🔗 17:18 AdmiralMemo: TransplendantBobtail, If the program exists on both PC and Mac, the files will be compatible, I would think.
🔗 17:181layzinputs: PREP'D
🔗 17:18 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:18 LRRbot:
644 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:18 Psychic_Ketchup: So I'm guessing something happens when you force the butcher into the sewers?
🔗 17:18 Anubis169:
🔗 17:18OneirosGolem: It's not as much that the artists held on to the cliche, as Mac made it their major marketing ploy.
🔗 17:18 plummeting_sloth: oh man... remember when you shoved the Butcher down the waterfall and it glitched in to it's reference pose? God that was great
🔗 17:19RigJuice:
couldn't even grip and sip 
🔗 17:19TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil I know my job would be a lot easier if I was "lazy" about what devices to recommend but people being happy with where they work is a better thing
🔗 17:19Arclight_Dynamo: OneirosGolem: That's what I meant.
🔗 17:19 Haldaraumo: In my line of work you pretty much have to have either a Linux or a Mac machine since so much software is written for unix CLI
🔗 17:19 Dentro_: I'm 100% sure it's what he wants to do again @plummeting_sloth
🔗 17:19 Dentro_: I watch way too much Milt too
🔗 17:19OneirosGolem: Arclight_Dynamo Oh well, being a parrot isn't always the worst.
🔗 17:19 DarkMorford: Serge!
🔗 17:19daneislazy: you've definitely done it before, Alex
🔗 17:19TacitusVigil: TransplendantBobtail: Oh I agree. My "lazy" recommendations were always "Buy the older edition of the book, it's exactly the same and I'll update you with you the few things that are different." Etc.
🔗 17:19 Zeke229: what ya shooting alex?
🔗 17:19Arclight_Dynamo: Haldaraumo: See, that's a legit technical requirement. But if you're using Photoshop, and it's available for both Mac and PC...
🔗 17:20 Psychic_Ketchup: Hey everybody it's bagel time!
🔗 17:20MarkBarks: Bagel Acquired
🔗 17:20 RealGamerCow: DILLY BAGEL
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: Haldaraumo: I use linux because it both doesn't spy on me (windows), and doesn't cost an asston (mac)
🔗 17:20 AdmiralMemo: HAI SERGE!
🔗 17:20not_the_batman: Enjoy the gargoyle's halberd while it lasts, then. It's my favorite weapon in the game
🔗 17:20ReverseCreations: What or who are you Shooting, Alex?
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: also i've got the time to invest in it
🔗 17:20 ElementalAlchemist: Remember: Don't eat the fourth bagel. Every fourth bagel is the deadly bagel.
🔗 17:20 Djshire: Hi Serge!
🔗 17:20AerialPosterior: DONT LEAVE US!
🔗 17:20 Mowdownjoe: DILLY BAGEL
🔗 17:20 Anubis169: haaaaaai Serge!
🔗 17:20RigJuice: By the power of BAY GULL!
🔗 17:20 Intrepid_Colin: Now I want a bagel
🔗 17:20OneirosGolem: "Serge's hot buttery bagel"
🔗 17:20 Wilhelm_Screamer: Joe?
🔗 17:20Arclight_Dynamo:
OneirosGolem: Dang it, friend, I'm agreeing with you!
🔗 17:20 AdmiralMemo: Wilhelm_Screamer, Jo, Serge's girlfriend
🔗 17:20 Wilhelm_Screamer: ah
🔗 17:20TorvakMOS: Dilly Bar?
🔗 17:20 Haldaraumo: Anubis169 I've got a linux laptop and I used to keep a linux partition, but maintenance consumed so much time and energy.
🔗 17:20 Zeke229: missed a drop alex
🔗 17:20OneirosGolem: Arclight_Dynamo Everything is FINE!
🔗 17:20 komimatt: F yeah they are
🔗 17:20 All_mankind: does all food come in dilly variants now?
🔗 17:20 Haldaraumo: Anubis169 I spend the ~$2k for a mac laptop and then I use it for 4 - 5 years
🔗 17:20 plummeting_sloth: is there some sort of dilly slam shop out on the sidewalk?
🔗 17:20 GreyFox0012: i totally agree with you alex dont worry
🔗 17:21 Anubis169: Haldaraumo: 'nix laptops are sooooo hard to find with a UK layout on the keyboard
🔗 17:21 Havok4: Dilly bagle?
🔗 17:21NecronosiS: Gravity is the most dangerous enemy in the game imo
🔗 17:21TacitusVigil:
TransplendantBobtail: As for computers...since I just lectured, I was basically "Don't let me catch you emailing/playing games/chatting on them or they're gone."
🔗 17:21 Haldaraumo: Fortunately I don't have to pay for most of the machines I use at work.
🔗 17:21 DarkMorford: Hi, Cameron!
🔗 17:21 jedijon110: !next
🔗 17:21 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (38m from now).
🔗 17:21 Haldaraumo: Hi Cameron!
🔗 17:21 Wilhelm_Screamer: thanks memo
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo:
Cam's got a bite taken out of his head.
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: Brainless Cameron: My worst nightmare!
🔗 17:21AerialPosterior: part of cam's head is missing.
🔗 17:21Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: One of the profs in my undergrad program had to ban laptops in-lecture because two chucklefucks were watching hardcore porn in class.
🔗 17:22 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Slice-K-O outta nowhere!
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: aww wat
🔗 17:22nolimit70: hey cam, will you upload your highlanderlist?
🔗 17:22Arakasi01: Sounds like someone should ban hardcore porn instead of laptops.
🔗 17:22 TStodden:
Cam is definitely hiding behind the UI there.
🔗 17:22DTor214: @Arclight_dynamo Seems like a better solution would be to ban chucklefucks
🔗 17:22TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil haha excellent, I wish I'd had lecs like you a few years back. hopefully you won't have to. what do you teach?
🔗 17:22 GreyFox0012: except that guy that beat this game to ng+6 without getting hit. im pretty sure that guys is good
🔗 17:22DjSquallius: thats why fof is good lol
🔗 17:22TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Ugh, really? I mean...*why?*
🔗 17:22 EGreif: did you just punch him in the taint?
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: TStodden, It's the green mic.
🔗 17:22Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Because university bros are stupid and crass.
🔗 17:23 TStodden:
I know.
🔗 17:23TacitusVigil:
TransplendantBobtail: Political science, mostly intro stuff. Comparative politics, international relations, political philosophy. Fun stuff.
🔗 17:23 lonlycracker: to be fair, I heard after like the first few NG they stop beinging all the different from eachother.
🔗 17:23 plummeting_sloth: that player was actually a trained bear all ready in the woods
🔗 17:23 Anubis169:
🔗 17:23AerialPosterior: Run away! Run away!
🔗 17:24OneirosGolem: Downgrading your ponytail to a bun.
🔗 17:24 ChroniclerC: GET IN THE HOLE
🔗 17:24 RealGamerCow: punched RIGHT in the anus
🔗 17:24TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: That would ruin it for everyone, although I suspect those bros got into serious trouble beside that.
🔗 17:24 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Everyone knows that the REAL Dark Souls doesn't start until NG 800.
🔗 17:24DjSquallius: no ember?
🔗 17:24Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Probably, though I didn't hear about it. Wasn't my class. This prof wasn't so hot on laptops to begin with (it was about a decade ago, now), so I think he used it as an excuse to get rid of them.
🔗 17:25 TStodden: Sir? Sir! You're not a licensed proctologist!
🔗 17:25 TheMoatman: I know dropbutcher's a she
🔗 17:25OneirosGolem: I suspect there's an entire collective of lady butchers. The same that maneater Myrtle belongs to.
🔗 17:25Elfarcher73: step 2 is not die
🔗 17:25DjSquallius: whats the run?
🔗 17:25MarkBarks: that was the EASY part?
🔗 17:25Arclight_Dynamo: DjSquallius: Pick n' mix.
🔗 17:26 Frylock72: Man, I never noticed the axe embedded in its eye.
🔗 17:26 TheMoatman: What are you even trying to do?
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: oh shiiiiiiii
🔗 17:26DTor214: Yep, you're HERE
🔗 17:26 ChroniclerC: Bad place.
🔗 17:26 plummeting_sloth: we are in a bad place, that is where we are
🔗 17:26UEACSherman: I just got back. What were you trying to do?
🔗 17:26TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, a luddite. I actually encouraged my students to use computers if they wanted, since in my experience it helps with taking notes...I just had to put the caveat to not abuse the rule or I'd have to do something about it.
🔗 17:26 Psychic_Ketchup: You slid into the wrong neighbourhood son
🔗 17:26TransplendantBobtail: if door is locked we live here now
🔗 17:26 All_mankind: the part of stinktown the speedrunners never even go to. . .
🔗 17:26DjSquallius: thanks!
🔗 17:26 plummeting_sloth: daw, look, they're in there makin' friend
🔗 17:26OneirosGolem: No more Estus
🔗 17:26 AugmentingPath: Fortunately, this run is only literally down the toilet
🔗 17:27 Psychic_Ketchup: BagelReviews?
🔗 17:27 DarkMorford: Cam/Alex: What are your favorite make/model of card sleeves? I need to pick up some new ones for the prerelease this weekend.
🔗 17:27 AdmiralMemo:
Idea: Alex does BagelReviews of Dark Souls.
🔗 17:27Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Funny thing is I didn't use one in undergrad, but did in law school. I think I retain stuff better handwriting. Never should have changed habits.
🔗 17:27TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: One student was "Can I use a digital copy of the book" and I just "Why not?" and was told other professors had banned them. I was just "Why(?!"
🔗 17:27 Frylock72: @DarkMorford, I love Dragonshield Matte.
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: who saw the AGDQ run of Bloodborne in 42 minutes?
🔗 17:27UEACSherman: @Darkmorford I always recommend KMC Matte sleeves. I've never had any issues.
🔗 17:27Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, wow. Information is information. Marshall McLuhan be damned.
🔗 17:27DigitalSeahorse: nomf
🔗 17:27 LadyThrimbletrimmer: What's the speed record for 100%?
🔗 17:27 Wilhelm_Screamer: KMC hypermattes are so good
🔗 17:27Akilleaaaaaze: @frylock72 what you said!
🔗 17:27 Wilhelm_Screamer: matte shuffle feel is incredible
🔗 17:27 TheMoatman: All bosses is a cool run. You get to se people oneshotting the shitty bosses you hated fighting the first time
🔗 17:28 Mowdownjoe: KMC Hypermattes are sex.
🔗 17:28 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Tacitusvigil because depending on the professor they may have written the book and get a portion of its paper sales.
🔗 17:28 RealGamerCow: thats why I would be a horrible professor. I'd let my students use computers, and if they wanted to waste their money playing Boom Beach all class, then have fun with your failing grade, chungus.
🔗 17:28TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil I know computer science professors are asked to ban digital copies of oft pirated textbooks
🔗 17:28 Wilhelm_Screamer: I use cheapo for prerelease
🔗 17:28Akilleaaaaaze: So anyone watching State of Union?
🔗 17:28Toxxick: I managed to tear two dragonshields in one day yesterday
🔗 17:28 Wilhelm_Screamer: still have a stock of legion illustrated doublemattes
🔗 17:28 Wilhelm_Screamer: they feel great
🔗 17:28 Briars_the_fox: i have a set of Ultrapro Promatte sleeves for limited events
🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
🔗 17:28 GreyFox0012: yeah you did it
🔗 17:28 TheMoatman: Oh god it/s black knight glitch
🔗 17:28 GreyFox0012: it looked like it
🔗 17:28 Psychic_Ketchup: She's doing the thing that black knight did before
🔗 17:28TacitusVigil:
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ah. That's a crappy reason. I'm not big enough to write my own text books.
🔗 17:28 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:28 LRRbot:
645 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:28TransplendantBobtail: so they very deliberately announce all the banned textbooks
🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo: Nooooooooooo
🔗 17:28 chenhsi2: Heh, the CS class I work for used to have our textbook publicly posted
🔗 17:29 Uberwitz: What is the trick we're trying to pull here?
🔗 17:29DTor214: Well, could've been worse. Could've been cursed.
🔗 17:29 GreyFox0012: you got it alex you just couldnt watch it
🔗 17:29 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Rat-K-O outta nowhere!
🔗 17:29Arakasi01: If you want sleeves, I recommend looking at Tolerian Community College's reviews.
🔗 17:29not_the_batman: betrayed by ratfriend
🔗 17:29Elfarcher73: what are we trying to do?
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: I recognise that movement she did on the precipice... that was the same glitched movement as the bugged Black Halberd Knight
🔗 17:29TacitusVigil: TransplendantBobtail: That's a somewhat decent reason, although I have my own opinions about the text book industry. Strong opinions.
🔗 17:29 TheMoatman: I have no idea what you were trying to do
🔗 17:29not_the_batman: @Elfarcher73, noone knows
🔗 17:29 RealGamerCow: oh god, any class with the book written by the professor always was the absolute worst
🔗 17:29RigJuice: Aww not trying again?
🔗 17:29doggygamer881: not only did he die
🔗 17:29 DarkMorford: Arakasi01, got a link?
🔗 17:29doggygamer881: he got poisioned too
🔗 17:29Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: I had one prof in law school who literally wrote *THE* book on contract law. He assigned it for his class... but then gave all of us print-outs of the text for free.
🔗 17:30Arakasi01: @Darkmorford To specific reviews, or just his channel?
🔗 17:30 Anubis169:
🔗 17:30TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil A lot of CS textbooks are pretty problematic, charging for software a lot of people (including the creators) are happy to have documented for free
🔗 17:30 thedietcokeboy: For anyone that's confused: he's trying to make the chef slide down that... waterslide thing, so that it gets locked into an animation frame and... things happen
🔗 17:30 chenhsi2: RealGamerCow: What if the textbook was written for the class, e.g. based on past iterations of the class?
🔗 17:30 mtvcdm: I don't know how many football people are in here, but the St. Louis rams are officially moving to Los Angeles.
🔗 17:30DjSquallius: my cs classes tend to have like fifteen dollar collaborated notes
🔗 17:30 Mowdownjoe: More professors should be like that.
🔗 17:30TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Ok, that's nice. Kudos to him.
🔗 17:30p_rate: Cameron, Alex is approaching your record for most deaths in a stream
🔗 17:30 TheMoatman: See, I had a really bad prof who wrote his own text book and gave it out for free
🔗 17:30DjSquallius: for texts
🔗 17:30 DarkMorford: Arakasi01, specifics if you can, or a link to a playlist or something?
🔗 17:30 Anubis169: Cam: A few yeaors ago i bought a 28 GBP medical textbook for a friend in the USA, because over there it cost $490
🔗 17:30 plummeting_sloth: I'm so glad most of my grad classes have been 1 or 2 students big. The profs have just loaned us their own textbookws
🔗 17:30 Uberwitz: @Thedietcokeboy What things happen? It breaks the game?
🔗 17:31Toxxick: I have a prof who does that but just charges us for printing costs. its damn nice of him
🔗 17:31 RealGamerCow: chenhsi2, even in that case, the courses were bad, but hey, maybe that was just my experience
🔗 17:31not_the_batman: My classmates found PDFs of all our textbooks and shared them on a joint Dropbox folder
🔗 17:31 thedietcokeboy: Uberwitz, I can't honestly remember, I've only seen it done once
🔗 17:31TacitusVigil:
TransplendantBobtail: Since I was doing political philosophy for one of my classes, I just used public domain copies that I posted online that they could read or print out when I could. Thank goodness a lot of them are ancient.
🔗 17:31 LadyThrimbletrimmer: It honks me a little when professors have assigned reading that they don't tell the bookstore to order so you have to order it online.
🔗 17:31 jedijon110: i think you gliched it so there are two buthcers???
🔗 17:31DTor214: I stopped buying textbooks for CS classes after my first semester. If the professor never assigns any graded homework involving the book, and all the information is freely available and better-formatted online, then I have better things to do with that money
🔗 17:31 Mugiwaralexi: I just picked up my textbooks for my semester today. One of which is my Tax book. It was given to me in Loose Leaf format to "save me money" ... then why did it cost $150 when I could print my own loose leaf copy of my $300 Accounting 4 Textbook and it would only be about $35!
🔗 17:31 Aarek: god damn bonewheel skeletons
🔗 17:32Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Whaddaya mean? Plato's Apology is still in original copyright.
🔗 17:32Kurai19: was that a butcher?
🔗 17:32DjSquallius: ill normally wait a week and see if i need it
🔗 17:32TransplendantBobtail: I had a professor who actually bought back all our textbooks at the end of semester to give to the next class. She was pretty honest about poorly assessing how overpriced they were.
🔗 17:32OneirosGolem: DTor214 It always terrified me when I finished a semester and realized I could have entirely skipped the book.
🔗 17:32 Mugiwaralexi: I wish I could do that @Djsquallius sadly all accounting classes are important books you pretty much keep for years and years
🔗 17:32 Psychic_Ketchup: I got so sick of those bonewheel skeletons, I made a build with Havel's Greatshield out of spite. Good times.
🔗 17:32 plummeting_sloth: got a little ahead of yourself
🔗 17:33 All_mankind: who here has gone through the catacombs gravelorded? those red skeleton wheels. . .
🔗 17:33Elfarcher73: why are you kiting a gross butcher person
🔗 17:33UEACSherman: What's the end goal?
🔗 17:33 Omega_Lairon: Uhh... Anubis? That is a *profoundly* inappropriate link, dude...
🔗 17:33Arakasi01: I had to write an assignment for a politics class, went to the textbook looking for any relevant information, found literally one paragraph. Completely useless.
🔗 17:33GonzalesTheGreatnPowerful: Or my name's not Ants-On-My-Eyes Johnson!
🔗 17:33 Phailhammer: I liked one of my classes when it came to textbooks; the lecturer said just about any published within the last 15 years would do, so long as it had the right type of diagrams.
🔗 17:33 plummeting_sloth: Why'd you fall down the falls dude?
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: Omega_Lairon: what?
🔗 17:33 AugmentingPath: "Why am I punching this rat?" -Alex 2016
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: it's the chainsword link
🔗 17:33asthanius: Bye bye
🔗 17:33TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo:: A student asked me if Adam Smith would be upset about students reading a free copy of "Wealth of Nations"...I just referred to him to a "The Theory of Moral Sentiments"
🔗 17:33 GreyFox0012: gg alex
🔗 17:33OneirosGolem: flap flap flap away
🔗 17:33 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Rat Puncher this season on Fox
🔗 17:33 ChroniclerC: Can we get that as a quote? "Why am I punching this rat?"
🔗 17:33 Mugiwaralexi: In the end 3 books were $600 it was ridiculous. The school swears they are saving the students money making custom books but F-that NO you are not
🔗 17:33 lonlycracker: what was the point of that?
🔗 17:33 Uberwitz: Wait what.
🔗 17:33 DarkMorford: Arakasi01, thanks. I'll check those out tonight
🔗 17:33 RealGamerCow:
🔗 17:33 Dentro_: GotThere
🔗 17:33 GreyFox0012: to get the butcher to do the helicopter pose
🔗 17:34AerialPosterior: Civilian Butcher?
🔗 17:34chesul: ten minutes later she murders us.
🔗 17:34Toxxick: Did she just vibrate out of the visable spectrum?
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: oh crap, Omega_Lairon is that image getting redirected?
🔗 17:34 jedijon110: now there will be another butcher
🔗 17:34DjSquallius: I can only imagine, I wouldnt consider most of mine reference material
🔗 17:34 Mowdownjoe: !highlight Fly away, little butcher!
🔗 17:34 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 17:34 Uberwitz: A little anti climactic
🔗 17:34OneirosGolem: Got a little RLS there
🔗 17:34 Zeke229: not for me anubis
🔗 17:34Sockro_Mancer: Anubis, I'm seeing the bonewheel picture
🔗 17:34 BusTed: RLS shall not be cured.
🔗 17:34 Omega_Lairon: Anubis169 - it goes to a funnyjunk forum thing... a bunch of comments above and below your linked image are... really not great
🔗 17:34 Psychic_Ketchup: just blame it on the boogie
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: aww wat
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: i just got the image
🔗 17:34 Saintnex: Alex's character may need to lay off the caffeine?
🔗 17:34Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Wait, you assigned Smith? Never once had to read him in my entire poly sci program. Or law program. You silly Americans.
🔗 17:35asthanius: Snap into a Reference-Jim
🔗 17:35 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what up Alex and Cameron
🔗 17:35 Aarek: just don't cut the tail
🔗 17:35 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is a very large axe we are carrying
🔗 17:35 TheMoatman: I think greataxe needs 18 str to 2hand it
🔗 17:35 Psychic_Ketchup: Last time, Serge commanded you to pick up the tail axe
🔗 17:35 Dentro_: Last time was Great Axe, Warrior Set and something else?
🔗 17:36 Dentro_: It was gloriously slow
🔗 17:36TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah yeah, we all can't spend all out time with Hayek and Keyes and Mill.
🔗 17:36 Anubis169: Punchwizards cast FIST
🔗 17:36 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Muscle Wizard!
🔗 17:36TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: *our. Ugh, fingers are still defrosting.
🔗 17:36 Djshire: Dear Dr Cam, more XCOM tomorrow?
🔗 17:36Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Ooh, two out of three. Not bad.
🔗 17:36 thedietcokeboy: Didn't kill the summoner... you're gonna have a bad time
🔗 17:36 ChroniclerC: Cam, part of your head is missing.
🔗 17:36 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is....is that a crocodile
🔗 17:36TYR1S: cut off that tail!
🔗 17:36DjSquallius: I cast punch, recklessly
🔗 17:36 Aarek: I cast "Fighterdoken!"
🔗 17:36Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: We spend a *lot* of time with Rawls, actually.
🔗 17:36 Fracaswell: Anubis169, would you know the command to stop the automatic LRRBot whispers?
🔗 17:36 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh GOD that's NOT A CROCODILE
🔗 17:36gameslayer013: actuialy my D&D group is doing all random, stats, race, class and such
🔗 17:36DigitalSeahorse: mic is nomming Cam's head now
🔗 17:36OneirosGolem:
Don't cut the tail, then you'll have to try and use it
🔗 17:36KeirtheMighty: AD&D was hard core back in the day
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] It's bigger than God.
🔗 17:37 LRRbot: New quote #1559: "It's bigger than God." —Alex [2016-01-12]
🔗 17:37Kurai19: me: oh a crocodile, *goes to check when the next stream starts, looks back* my god, what is that
🔗 17:37 Havok4: I hate that style of character generation.
🔗 17:37Akilleaaaaaze: Crocodile= Beatles?
🔗 17:37Demo379: MY last dnd session we did d20 for all your stats in order
🔗 17:37 Psychic_Ketchup: Hahahahaha this won't be pretty
🔗 17:37 Anubis169: why hello there GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
🔗 17:37TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Rawls was the next rando I was going to type. I like Rawls...up until he repudiates himself.
🔗 17:37 Havok4: Because it is fun to play a character who cannot function for about 10 minutes.
🔗 17:37not_the_batman: I am so happy that the moment Cam firs saw this has been immortalised on stream
🔗 17:37 Mowdownjoe: WE'RE DEAD
🔗 17:37 ChroniclerC: Oh crap, you dind't kill the channeler.
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo: Alex "AHSS!" Steacy
🔗 17:37 All_mankind: is it a 50% or 60% buff?
🔗 17:37 EGreif: CUT OFF HIS TAIL!
🔗 17:38 Dentro_: It's okay Alex! you only need 52 R2 hits to connect
🔗 17:38 Havok4: In this game he is legit bigger than god.
🔗 17:38 Aarek: gold pine is a straight number buff isn't it?
🔗 17:38 ChroniclerC: Don't you dare cut the tail.
🔗 17:38chesul: GO FOR THE TAIL CUT!
🔗 17:38 lonlycracker: anyone have that gif of Cam seeing this boss for the first time?
🔗 17:38Himyul: I will laugh so hard if he cuts the tail
🔗 17:38 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man yes if anyone has the video of Cameron seeing this for the first time, please link me
🔗 17:38 LadyThrimbletrimmer: In the RPG I've been working on, players just have to make their total ability scores total 13
🔗 17:38 ChroniclerC: Tailcut is the weapon you can't use!
🔗 17:38 Dentro_: Sorry, it's 26 hits
🔗 17:38 Saintnex: BEAT HIM WITH HIS OWN TAIL
🔗 17:38Himyul: if you tail cut, you need to equip the weapon
🔗 17:38 Anubis169: Go Left!
🔗 17:38 Omega_Lairon: Easy on the all-caps, chat. Nobody appreciates being screamed at
🔗 17:38Demo379: hit his face
🔗 17:38 Wilhelm_Screamer: are those ribs or teeth?
🔗 17:38 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and this is the first time I have seen this boxx so uhhhhhhh......that sure is something.
🔗 17:38TransplendantBobtail: @Ladythrimbletrimmer that sounds... low?
🔗 17:38 clapclap_clapclapclap: i would also like to see that Cam segment
🔗 17:38 thedietcokeboy: Gold Pine is lightning I believe, it just seems like a straight number buff 'cos the first couple of bosses are weak to lightning
🔗 17:38 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *boss
🔗 17:38 GreyFox0012: it works really well on some bosses that are weak to lightning damage like smough
🔗 17:38 GreyFox0012: or the gargoyles
🔗 17:39Kaktus021: Gold pine add 150 lightning damage to your weapon
🔗 17:39 Anubis169: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: This is also humourously known as the "Open Heart Surgery Dragon"
🔗 17:39 GreyFox0012: hence why lightning spear is insane
🔗 17:39 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I can see that
🔗 17:39 Psychic_Ketchup: Greataxe does require 34 strength (2h) and weighs a butt-ton
🔗 17:39OneirosGolem: Dragon has a little bit too much health. Not a ton, but a little.
🔗 17:39 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Transplendantbobtail It's a little low for stuff like D&D, but my system has different metrics.
🔗 17:39 Aarek: thedietcokeboy, what I mean is that it always adds a flat number of lightning damage and not anything that is basd on stats
🔗 17:39 lonlycracker: I found the gif guyshttp://imgur.com/QxVCv2Q
🔗 17:40OneirosGolem: Honestly the fight I hate the most is Centipede Demon. How are you supposed to start that?
🔗 17:40TYR1S: this guys weak piont is dis face after he does his big slam. You should really cut off the tail first though
🔗 17:40 GreyFox0012: or the jabba the hutt boss in dark souls 2 thats name i forget
🔗 17:40 thedietcokeboy: Aarek: oh right, yeah, that sounds about right
🔗 17:40TacitusVigil:
Bed of Chaos: Not a bed. Not chaotic.
🔗 17:40 GreyFox0012: man that fight was patheticly easy
🔗 17:40 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: XD that gif is amazing
🔗 17:40Toxxick: I always found Dragon effective as the moment where you realize you will be fighitng gods. not too difficult but the shock factor makes up for it
🔗 17:40 Djshire: Crush a dew!
🔗 17:40 clapclap_clapclapclap: @Lonlycracker that is amazing, thank you
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: Where is it?
🔗 17:40 Anubis169: *BONK*
🔗 17:40 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I never got to Bed of Chaos, and I only saw the speedrun version.
🔗 17:40 All_mankind: at least it's not melting our weapons
🔗 17:40Kurai19: when in doubt, assume it's above
🔗 17:40 All_mankind: (yet)
🔗 17:40DigitalSeahorse just tested our first play tester for our prototype card game
🔗 17:40 Djshire: That's what she said!
🔗 17:41DTor214: @Oneirosgolem Assuming that's not a rhetorical question: my favorite strat is to begin by running right until I reach a nice place to stand
🔗 17:41Akilleaaaaaze: Sweep the leg, then put him in a body bag!
🔗 17:41KeirtheMighty: I know you're busy sires but do you have any thoughts on Discworld?
🔗 17:41 Aarek: and yeah looking at the wiki gold pine resin is a flat 150 lightning damage to weapon
🔗 17:41 DoktorNik: What is that channeler's aptitude, he must have 50 slots all for that spell
🔗 17:41 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Keirthemighty Discworld rocks
🔗 17:41laputanmachine: is solaire an option in this run?
🔗 17:41OneirosGolem: DTor214 Yeah, I guess it just bugs me that 90% of the arena is a "Kill you" zone.
🔗 17:41TransplendantBobtail: @Keirthemighty that they hope this dragon is imaginary?
🔗 17:41 Anubis169: pro strat dodge!
🔗 17:41Ckiva:
🔗 17:42 AdmiralMemo: "I saw my life flash before my eyes!" "That wasn't your life." "Then whose was it? It was quite interesting."
🔗 17:42KeirtheMighty: I just found out that the guy who plays Neil from the young ones reads the audio books, I thought Alex would like that
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: wouldn't be surprised
🔗 17:42 GreyFox0012: big armored bosses are weak to lightning
🔗 17:42 plummeting_sloth: death by a thousand ax cuts
🔗 17:42 GreyFox0012: hence why cleric is insame
🔗 17:42 GreyFox0012: insane
🔗 17:42Kurai19: curious. Couldn't you be able to trick whoever is firing arrows at you to hit the Gaping Dragon?
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: well there's 18 minutes left to the stream
🔗 17:42Lycodrake: dat tail swipe
🔗 17:42 Dentro_: Attack his face when he slams down. You get in 1-2 attacks before you need to run from the charge
🔗 17:42 Anubis169: might make it
🔗 17:42 thedietcokeboy: Keirthemighty: he also voiced a few characters in the Playstation adventure games
🔗 17:42 GreyFox0012: alex have you ever used the ninja flip ring?
🔗 17:42DTor214: @Kurai19 Sadly, they can't hurt each other
🔗 17:42 Psychic_Ketchup: You could always snoot-boop it.
🔗 17:43 Anubis169: what exactly is move swapping?
🔗 17:43 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: move-swap?
🔗 17:43 thedietcokeboy: (I know, they were on PC too, I just played them on Playstation because I didn't have a PC in those days.)
🔗 17:43chesul: Gaping dragon is weak to lightning, like all dragons.
🔗 17:43OneirosGolem: I was about to say, what are they going to do, complain about it on the internet?
🔗 17:43chesul: well, most dragons.
🔗 17:43Kurai19: @Dtor214 shame, it they could probably would make battle a little less difficult with that dragon's health
🔗 17:43 lonlycracker: is there a reason Alex didn't kill the channeler?
🔗 17:43 All_mankind: i was disappointed when i learned move swapping meant giving the damage from one weapon to another, and not the move set
🔗 17:43KeirtheMighty: yeah, that's how I found out thedietcokeboy, I found a copy of Discworld Noir
🔗 17:43 clapclap_clapclapclap: cancel animation mid-move for second attack, get both attacks
🔗 17:43asthanius: Move swapping is doing one move with the shorter animation of another
🔗 17:43 KinoGami: yes what is move swapping?
🔗 17:44OneirosGolem: Peaches require gentle handling in transit so as not to be bruised?
🔗 17:44 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:44 LRRbot:
646 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:44 Omega_Lairon: * Equip fast weapon. * Attack with fast weapon. * Switch to slower, but more powerful weapon. * Get benefits of higher speed AND damage
🔗 17:44 TheMoatman: Back in the Windows LIVE days, a guy got suuuuper pissed at me when he invaded while I was farming and I dropped pursuers before he loaded
🔗 17:44 TheMoatman: Which, if you don't know, makes the pursuers invisible
🔗 17:44 clapclap_clapclapclap: hell, it was a feature in Bayonetta, not a bug
🔗 17:44 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Lonlycracker there is a reason and the reason is that Alex forgot
🔗 17:44 DoktorNik: Dear Dr. Alex : DSFix has it's own black list, so if you report with video you can get someone's Steam ID black listed so if you have DSFIx installed you'll never get invaded by him
🔗 17:45 TheMoatman: To be specific, you twohand the left weapon, which gives you the roll/run/backstep attacks of the left weapon
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: ohh, you end up confusing reference pointers
🔗 17:45 TheMoatman: And the damage of the right
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: that's... thats BS
🔗 17:45 Anubis169: can see why people would get annoyed about it in PvP
🔗 17:45OneirosGolem: DoktorNik That's actually really cool.
🔗 17:45 Psychic_Ketchup: You could do Stray Demon, but he's not very fun either
🔗 17:45 plummeting_sloth: also, you've got 15 minutes ish left
🔗 17:45Caerlocc: wow Cam stuck around? awesome
🔗 17:45 Djshire: wow, there is such a difference in lag from being on a computer and being on the app
🔗 17:45 RealGamerCow: Did Ian beat Driver last week?
🔗 17:46 DennyMcG: Djshire which is better?
🔗 17:46 Zeke229:
glitchless all bosses is the only true run
🔗 17:46 Anubis169: there are glitchless speedruns
🔗 17:46 Djshire: it's about a 15 second difference
🔗 17:46 TheMoatman: Kiln skip is only its own category because it's doable on exactly one piece of hardware, and only connected to xbox live
🔗 17:46 Juliamon: Ian beat... a mission? Maybe two?
🔗 17:46 Djshire: dennymcg on the computer
🔗 17:47KeirtheMighty: any idea what Ian is planning to play?
🔗 17:47 Juliamon: He's definitely not finished the game though
🔗 17:47 Anubis169: haaaaaaai Serge!
🔗 17:47gameslayer013: hello
🔗 17:47 Mowdownjoe: HAI SERGE
🔗 17:47Caerlocc: POWER SERG woo
🔗 17:47 Djshire: Hi Serge
🔗 17:47Ckiva: they patched Kiln skip as well... not that that really makes any category more or less legit
🔗 17:47Sektor88: Serge & frand!
🔗 17:47UEACSherman: Hi new guy!
🔗 17:47 AdmiralMemo: HAI MISTER PERSON
🔗 17:47 Fracaswell: Hi Serge!
🔗 17:47bahamut_w1ze: hello
🔗 17:47 Aarek: thats like the discussion when the Super mario world actually did the credits skip non TAS
🔗 17:47Akilleaaaaaze: Power Serge!
🔗 17:47 Anubis169: Hi friend of Serge and LRR
🔗 17:47Arclight_Dynamo: Hello new friend!
🔗 17:48 Anubis169:
🔗 17:48TacitusVigil:
Chat is not live at all. We are all prerecorded.
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. LRR: What is name of new friend?
🔗 17:48JBRedPhoenix: Hey everyone.
🔗 17:48gameslayer013: not FUR long
🔗 17:48 Dentro_: Great Axe?
🔗 17:48Caerlocc: looooooooool
🔗 17:48 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh noooooooo
🔗 17:48OneirosGolem: Ruiiiiined
🔗 17:48 jedijon110: hello hilander comunity
🔗 17:48 Nightvalien28: who new friend?
🔗 17:48 Psychic_Ketchup: Why Alex Why?
🔗 17:48TheMooseTetrino: hah
🔗 17:48 Dentro_: Greataxe, Great Axe
🔗 17:48 Anubis169: bye bye halberd
🔗 17:48ragnavalt: isn't he the guy who works at the cardshop?
🔗 17:48 Juliamon: oh nooooo
🔗 17:48 Wilhelm_Screamer: since we are "magic magic magic" mode I wish the eldrazi charm was a common. My pauper tron deck would be all over it
🔗 17:48 Psychic_Ketchup:
Target shield bash!
🔗 17:48RigJuice: baaaad tiiimes
🔗 17:48Frisky89:
OMG Alex and Cam playing Dark Souls
🔗 17:48OneirosGolem: I believe there's a regular axe somewhere around here. Maybe in the boss room?
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 17:48 Djshire: That is some slow swing
🔗 17:48 Dentro_: how many stocked souls do you have?
🔗 17:48TransplendantBobtail: is this like a TPK in a nuzlocke?
🔗 17:49 AugmentingPath: captain america build hype!
🔗 17:49 ravingpenguin:
🔗 17:49Akilleaaaaaze: Bloodsoaked Champs! Lol
🔗 17:49Solomon_Kain:
This is why you Upgrade Str/Dex when doing Pick n Mix.
🔗 17:49Caerlocc: @transplendantbobtail not yet
🔗 17:49 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 17:49Frisky89: Hello Alex, Cam and chat
🔗 17:49TacitusVigil:
There's only one left we can do: Blame James.
🔗 17:49KeirtheMighty: Helly Frisky89
🔗 17:49 Anubis169:
🔗 17:49 Djshire: Tacitusvigil that's always the best option
🔗 17:49bahamut_w1ze: !game good
🔗 17:49 LRRbot: Rating for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp is now 96% (177/185)
🔗 17:49Caerlocc: butcher's cleaver is Mildred only
🔗 17:49 Djshire: Tacitusvigil or sacrifice James
🔗 17:49OneirosGolem: But you'd get to wear a bag over your head!
🔗 17:49 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 17:49DTor214: Hmm...does the sorceror friend drop anything worthwhile?
🔗 17:49UEACSherman:
If you get TPK'd in a Nuzlocke, you grab that rattata and oddish you banished to the box and start grinding
🔗 17:49 komimatt:
🔗 17:49TacitusVigil:
Djshire: Why not both?
🔗 17:49 Anubis169:
🔗 17:49Darktower2015: BKH is garden isn't he? If so still alive, it was tower and burg that are dead
🔗 17:49Himyul:
🔗 17:50 Aarek:
🔗 17:50 ravingpenguin:
🔗 17:50 merciary:
🔗 17:50 azninja888: !panic
🔗 17:50 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 17:50 Anubis169: !advice
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
🔗 17:50 Aarek: did you get the swordbreaker?
🔗 17:50Caerlocc: demon great machete would be worse lol
🔗 17:50 Djshire: !badadvice
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: Get a solid gold hip replacement.
🔗 17:50Frisky89: alex do you know about mugenmonkey
🔗 17:50UEACSherman: Grab the Mail Breaker!
🔗 17:50 Djshire: Reinstall the Quivering
🔗 17:50 Aarek: err mail breaker
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: ragnavalt: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 17:50 Anubis169: There's a reason i put "Take the Master Key" in !badadvice
🔗 17:50 AdmiralMemo: !quote
🔗 17:50 LRRbot: Quote #176: "Be careful over there. That's our internet." —Graham [2014-04-30]
🔗 17:50Caerlocc: Mail Breaker is bad advice material for lrrbot
🔗 17:50 Dentro_: Hey, mailbreaker helps right? Lets you trade away Greataxe from your back
🔗 17:51Lycodrake: snoot boop!
🔗 17:51 AdmiralMemo: !quote Alex
🔗 17:51 LRRbot: Quote #1169: "BOIL!" —Alex [in next room] [2015-11-28]
🔗 17:51 AugmentingPath: I booped the snoot too hard, George
🔗 17:51chesul: that's a surprising amount of damage.
🔗 17:51OneirosGolem: I could have sworn there was a bandit axe somewhere down there, but whatever.
🔗 17:51 farleyf:
@djshire that's fighting words round some parts
🔗 17:51 AdmiralMemo: Hahahahahaha! BOIL!
🔗 17:51gameslayer013: good bye
🔗 17:51Darktower2015: nope but does get rid of shield so next it greaaxe
🔗 17:51 plummeting_sloth: force nudge!
🔗 17:51 Zeke229: and you plunging attack with a Sheild?
🔗 17:51 Djshire: what is that from?
🔗 17:51 AdmiralMemo:
gameslayer013, Adios!
🔗 17:51 Intrepid_Colin: Except their lunch money, that's just mean
🔗 17:51Kaktus021: Can you grab the Astora's sword?
🔗 17:51 GreyFox0012: what movie?
🔗 17:51 mtvcdm: That sounded like Randy Savage.
🔗 17:51 Anubis169: Kaktus021: already done
🔗 17:51DTor214: @Kaktus021 Already used it
🔗 17:51 Djshire: someone quote that!
🔗 17:51Sektor88: Cameron "9 foot boner with a cheeseburger" Lauder
🔗 17:51 Psychic_Ketchup: Wow that's quote worthy
🔗 17:51 Dentro_: They got Astoras sword and dropped already
🔗 17:51 Nirvana___: 9 foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end is almost an exact Denis Leary quote. Love it.
🔗 17:51Elfarcher73: what movie
🔗 17:51 All_mankind: very picturesque
🔗 17:51gameslayer013: Admiralmemo I was saying good bye to the skeleton lol, but thanks anyway
🔗 17:51 Djshire: how do you add quotes?
🔗 17:52 Intrepid_Colin: Yeah mods can we get that as a quote?
🔗 17:52KeirtheMighty: I'd now really like to see llr recreate the big lewbousky, alex as the dude, cam as walter and beej as donny
🔗 17:52Toxxick: The reviews I read said the sequel was actually quality, heavy on character development and story, and thats why it bombed
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cameron) [now] That movie was a nine-foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end. It didn't need a sequel.
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: New quote #1560: "That movie was a nine-foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end. It didn't need a sequel." —Cameron [2016-01-12]
🔗 17:52Caerlocc: lucerne hooooo
🔗 17:52ReverseCreations: wait which movie?
🔗 17:52Frisky89: Lucerne hypu
🔗 17:52 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Lucerne?
🔗 17:52 Zeke229: not the gravelord sword?
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo:
Intrepid_Colin, Takes a while to type.
🔗 17:52 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
we're going to CERN?
🔗 17:52Solomon_Kain: Starting Cleric Mace?
🔗 17:52 thedietcokeboy: So we're going to Switzerland
🔗 17:52 plummeting_sloth: Pepridge Farm remembers
🔗 17:52DTor214:
Get the skull lantern!
🔗 17:52FlameAndAir: Thank you AdmiralMemo
🔗 17:52 AdmiralMemo: !quote 1560
🔗 17:52 LRRbot: Quote #1560: "That movie was a nine-foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end. It didn't need a sequel." —Cameron [2016-01-12]
🔗 17:52TransplendantBobtail: why not greataxe?
🔗 17:52Arclight_Dynamo: Go Gravelord Sword?
🔗 17:52DigitalSeahorse: zoo?
🔗 17:52Solomon_Kain: There is a Mace underneath the Elevator area.
🔗 17:53Caerlocc: grab shield on way out for carry weight?
🔗 17:53UEACSherman: We Bought a Zoo?
🔗 17:53DigitalSeahorse: zu?
🔗 17:53TacitusVigil:
Zoo? That's the one with Matt Damon, right?
🔗 17:53ReverseCreations: ah 300 yeah
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo:
300
🔗 17:53DigitalSeahorse: oh
🔗 17:53OneirosGolem: Bugs. Everywhere. Devouring what little remains there are.
🔗 17:53UEACSherman: We Bought a 300
🔗 17:53 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yeah see there is an actual movie called Zoo, which is about that guy who was killed having...alone time...with a horse, and I definitely thought that that's what you were talking about....
🔗 17:53Caerlocc: we already got morning star
🔗 17:53OneirosGolem: He drops the crescent axe iirc
🔗 17:53DigitalSeahorse: what language is zoo for 300?
🔗 17:53FlameAndAir: GCU, that would explain the 9 foot boner.
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: Cam: The sequel was 300: Rise of an Empire... and while visually stunning, it was, as you'd put it, aggressively mediocre
🔗 17:53 All_mankind: i did see a man beat the game with the skull lantern. with its one, super slow, unupgradable strong attack that does like 25 damage.
🔗 17:53 AdmiralMemo: !explain Pick and Mix
🔗 17:53 LRRbot: Alex will be doing "Pick and Mix" which means he'll be using whatever items drop as his weapons/armor. Caveats: He can switch his handedness. It does not apply to items. He can't switch the same slot twice in a row.
🔗 17:53buechler1: *** patches
🔗 17:53 farleyf: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou I just googled the same thing and I thought it must be wrong
🔗 17:54Akilleaaaaaze: It's especially funny that Gerard Butler was known primarily for the film version of Phantom of the Opera before 300.
🔗 17:54 Aarek:
🔗 17:54 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:54 LRRbot:
647 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:54TransplendantBobtail: they didn't make 301?
🔗 17:54 deinonychus24: 300 has a special place in my heart
🔗 17:54 Lord_Durin:
🔗 17:54OneirosGolem: Did it!
🔗 17:54 Nightvalien28: and death
🔗 17:54 Dentro_: Now Mailbreaker from lower undeadburg
🔗 17:54Solomon_Kain:
so you bought a Lucerne for 2k souls? Bargain!
🔗 17:54Frisky89:
this is a treat that you guys are playing dark souls
🔗 17:54 Dentro_: Gets rid of Greataxe
🔗 17:54 Psychic_Ketchup: Gairbage?
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: Gaerbage
🔗 17:54 Djshire: Everyone google the movie "Zoo"
🔗 17:54KeirtheMighty: yep
🔗 17:54 Djshire: or everyone google "Mr Hands"
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo: Djshire, No
🔗 17:55 Anubis169: Whargarblage
🔗 17:55 plummeting_sloth: and teh bar isn't even that sharpened
🔗 17:55 NivMizzet_Dracogenius: The Lucern is such a rad looking polearm
🔗 17:55Lycodrake: greataxe da shrek weapon
🔗 17:55 farleyf: If you ever want a really good movie try Shortbus - it's an artsy film about love and sex
🔗 17:55Ckiva: total control is awesome
🔗 17:55 Anubis169: !death
🔗 17:55 LRRbot:
648 deaths for Dark Souls on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:55 farleyf: The opening scene is just something that needs to be seen and shouldn't be spoiled
🔗 17:55Telemokos: That ax looks... Heavy
🔗 17:55 Aarek: running a game on emulator with a hex editor looking at everything
🔗 17:55DigitalSeahorse liked the mario 3 1up with coin castle grind
🔗 17:55 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did you see the people who managed to cartridge-hack Pokemon Red to display twitch chat, thus creating Pokemon Plays Twitch
🔗 17:55 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is one of the most amazing things I've seen
🔗 17:55 Anubis169: Kaizo Super Mario World?
🔗 17:55 Aarek: yeah its Super Mario World
🔗 17:56Sektor88: SMW, yeah
🔗 17:56 Mowdownjoe: Super Mario World.
🔗 17:56 AdmiralMemo: SethBling, the Minecraft guy, did it.
🔗 17:56 ElementalAlchemist: Super Mario Land is the one on Game Boy
🔗 17:56UEACSherman: World
🔗 17:56bawkbawkboo1: uh, not, the comments
🔗 17:56DigitalSeahorse hits button and turns the castle into coins with leaf and flies to get as many as possible ...like at least 5 lives per go
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: it wasn't on AGDQ
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: but i've seen the stream
🔗 17:56 Wilhelm_Screamer: they hacked it to display a chat
🔗 17:56 Anubis169: guy was nuts
🔗 17:56TheMooseTetrino: Basically they flipped a bit iirc
🔗 17:56Toxxick: Alex, Cam, theres a similar strat for Castlevania SOTN
🔗 17:57 Anubis169:
haaaaai Ian
🔗 17:57 ReilaOda: Hey Alex hey chat
🔗 17:57 Frylock72: Phrasing.
🔗 17:57 DarkMorford: Hi Ian!
🔗 17:57 Djshire: Also, if you haven't seen it, look up Automatic Mario Douga Douga
🔗 17:57 Briars_the_fox: they did the SMW assembly thing this year on AGDQ, it was a 4 person race
🔗 17:57 Mowdownjoe: HAI IAN
🔗 17:57Lycodrake: it's an ian!
🔗 17:57DigitalSeahorse: I wanna play mario 3 again
🔗 17:57DrackalX subscribed for 28 months in a row!
🔗 17:57 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, DrackalX! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 17:57Sektor88:
Evangelion coffee: the taste of your father's resentment
🔗 17:57Arclight_Dynamo misses caffeine
🔗 17:57 GreyFox0012: the third movie is wierd
🔗 17:57Sektor88: Ohman, rebuild 3 was ridonk
🔗 17:57 GreyFox0012: but pretty good
🔗 17:57 farleyf: Hey now we have an Ian in the mix
🔗 17:57 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
I have never seen any Evangelion. I am a traitor to my people
🔗 17:57 Djshire smiles at Arclight_dynamo and sips his tea
🔗 17:57DigitalSeahorse caffeinates Arclight_Dynamo?
🔗 17:57TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: "Misses"...?
🔗 17:58 FITorion: they tried and Failed?
🔗 17:58laputanmachine: mmm asuka
🔗 17:58 GreyFox0012: i give evangellion 3.33 30 gay piano scenes out of 10
🔗 17:58Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Anxiety disorder. Can't touch the stuff.
🔗 17:58Lycodrake: mari makinami though
🔗 17:58 DoktorNik: Cool Fact : The way to get Mew in pokemon Red/Blue you had to do certain things and fight a trainer who's pokemon's defense was 151 and then fly somewhere, talk to someone, and get in a random battle, and the Gameboy would pull from the memory slot that last had the trainer's pokemon defense (151) and bam, randon mew battle
🔗 17:58 Djshire: Fitorion they tried and died
🔗 17:58DigitalSeahorse: I miss energy
🔗 17:58Arclight_Dynamo:
Djshire: Aw.
🔗 17:58TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. I'm sorry.
🔗 17:58KeirtheMighty: what do think of koyaanisqatsi and it's sequels?
🔗 17:58 FITorion:
🔗 17:58OneirosGolem: Skeleton doesn't want to get involved
🔗 17:58 ChroniclerC: Hi G!
🔗 17:58 plummeting_sloth: and we wish we could find a shower in this hellish place
🔗 17:58 Anubis169:
Haaaai Cori
🔗 17:58DigitalSeahorse hugs Arclight_Dynamo
🔗 17:58 RealGamerCow: speaking of weird movies, Ian, have you seen "Big Man Japan"? It is supremely bizzare.
🔗 17:58 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: grahamsman?
🔗 17:58TransplendantBobtail: @Doktornik I love how that's actually crazier than "under the truck" but actually true-near
🔗 17:58Caerlocc: bai o/ hi o/
🔗 17:58 BusTed:
🔗 17:58 Djshire: Cori you're blending in
🔗 17:58 Anubis169:
later Alex
🔗 17:58 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 17:58DTor214: Thanks for the stream, Alex and Cam!
🔗 17:58Arclight_Dynamo hugs DigitalSeahorse back
🔗 17:58Sockro_Mancer: Ian-tainment!
🔗 17:58 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: bye guys!
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: Adam, shhhh, be quiet we are filming!
🔗 17:59 Aarek: goast cori
🔗 17:59Ckiva:
thx for stream alex
🔗 17:59 Anubis169: !fridaynights
🔗 17:59 All_mankind: you have fun too!
🔗 17:59 Psychic_Ketchup:
Thanks for the stream Alex
🔗 17:59gameslayer013: see ya
🔗 17:59Caerlocc:
waaaa
🔗 17:59Lycodrake: lolfridaynights
🔗 17:59 Djshire: Cori is completely cloaked
🔗 17:59Sektor88: bye Alex!
🔗 17:59 Havok4: Qwerpline?
🔗 17:59 thedietcokeboy: Laaaaater Alex, have a good one
🔗 17:59 Psychic_Ketchup:
Man cooking?
🔗 17:59rucdoc: Later Alex, Later Cam
🔗 17:59 BusTed: LRRCon 2 confirmed.
🔗 17:59Arclight_Dynamo: Daily Drop?!
🔗 17:59TransplendantBobtail: oh my god they're doing crapshots again!?
🔗 17:59 Nirvana___: Ian confirms The Whatever Thing (2016)!
🔗 17:59Avianity: Phailhaus!
🔗 17:59 Aarek: gib whatever thing!
🔗 17:59 Lord_Durin:
wait I thought you guys stopped friday nights
🔗 17:59Lycodrake: cori is ninja?
🔗 17:59cotp_dom: Phailhouse!!
🔗 17:59DoodlestheGreat: See ya later, Alex.
🔗 17:59 ChroniclerC: Things on my head?
🔗 17:59Elfarcher73: do you guys still do friday nights? /s
🔗 17:59rucdoc: Hello corry, Hello Ian
🔗 17:59 lurkerspine: SickRips
🔗 17:59DigitalSeahorse: bbye Alex
🔗 17:59MarkBarks: Crapshots?
🔗 17:59 Djshire: Desert Bus South confirmed
🔗 17:59 DoktorNik: @TransplendantBobtail, I have it on my pokemon red cartridge, it works
🔗 17:59 Dentro_: Thanks for streaming Alex&Cam, have a good one!
🔗 17:59Caerlocc: Man cooking confirmed
🔗 17:59Rhynerd: Bye Alex!
🔗 17:59angryoptimist: Bye Alex
🔗 17:59 leebenningfield: The Whatever Thing Live confirmed at LRRCon 2
🔗 17:59 cheetoJack: New Graham & Paul do a girly magazine quiz confirmed!
🔗 17:59 mtvcdm: Daily Drop!
🔗 17:59Rhynerd: Also Hi guys.
🔗 17:59 Dentro_: Good stream to Ian, I will be sleeping now
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (12s from now).
🔗 17:59 EGreif: The return of Man Cooking and Whatever thing would be great
🔗 17:59 shamblemyshark4: !next
🔗 17:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (10s from now).
🔗 17:59DigitalSeahorse: DB South...that
🔗 18:00Arclight_Dynamo: !next
🔗 18:00DigitalSeahorse: DB South...that's in Texas?
🔗 18:00 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: OK, so quick explanation of how the glitch works. Mario has Yoshi eat a coin, then jumps off at the exact moment it goes into his mouth. Game doesn't know what's in Yoshi's mouth. For some dumb reason, the "Chargin' Chuck" enemy is also coded as a power-up. So if you can get Yoshi to eat a coin and have Mario jump off at the exact moment Chargin' Chuck appears, it thinks the enemy is a power-up, glitches, and warps to the credits.
🔗 18:00 mtvcdm: Hey, Dix, btw, you hear? Rams are officially in LA.
🔗 18:00TransplendantBobtail: @Doktornik things like that and the oak battle and even missingno blow my mind, that back in the 90's people were finding this stuff and thought it was supposed to be part of the game
🔗 18:00 mtvcdm: Chargers have a three-year option during which to join the Rams in LA.
🔗 18:00Elfarcher73: i will hapily voluteer for DB South should the event arise
🔗 18:00HGToribio:
i you all
🔗 18:00 Dix: yeah... i bet friends of mine in St Louis are pissed
🔗 18:00HGToribio: dix! dix! he's our man! if he cant do it nobody can!
🔗 18:01 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Hiya Dix
🔗 18:01 mtvcdm:
NFL.com roster page is already switched over... and lists their home as 'Anaheim Stadium'.
🔗 18:01 RealGamerCow: mtvcdm, I (don't) look forward to full on LA Rams coverage being jammed down my throat by ESPN.
🔗 18:01ReverseCreations: been busy since Desert Bus Prime, what's the current word on #DBSouth?
🔗 18:01daneislazy: well, back in the day, people didn't know code could be buggy as hell
🔗 18:01TacitusVigil: The Rams have always been in Los Angeles. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
🔗 18:02 farleyf: That's what Penn and Teller are working on with the new VR headset #desertbussouth
🔗 18:02Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: For a while, the CFL had two football teams called the "Roughriders."
🔗 18:02SquareDotCube:
Guess they got tired of the Oakland stigma
🔗 18:02TransplendantBobtail: there's such a thing as DB south?
🔗 18:02 Nirvana___: No, there is not.
🔗 18:02TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: How the heck does the CFL get an awesome TR name like that?!
🔗 18:02Arclight_Dynamo: DB South is a joke, not a real thing. The joke is *insisting* that it exists.
🔗 18:02 Nirvana___: And I believe some people in LRR have actually asked the DB South thing cease. They don't find it that amusing
🔗 18:02Caerlocc: so uh I know nothing about football but I could tell you how to get almost any item in Dark Souls. Adequate substitute?
🔗 18:02 RealGamerCow: I am actually glad that the Raiders stayed in Oakland. They fit there
🔗 18:02 mtvcdm: Raiders and Chargers will each get $100 million in additional funds should they remain in their current markets.
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo:
Arclight_Dynamo, No.... It had a team called the "Roughriders" and a team called the "Rough Riders"
🔗 18:03 RealGamerCow: Caerlocc, whatever you enjoy!
🔗 18:03diredrake: as a san diegan, I'd like for the chargers and nfl to man up and just admit that they've actively been trying to move the chargers to LA for the last 10+ years
🔗 18:03 All_mankind: it still blows my mind that it's possible to break a game that hard; to get Super Mario World to become a reciever for hexadecimal code
🔗 18:03DigitalSeahorse: is DB south happening in Texas?
🔗 18:03SquareDotCube: But there are believers. Just like there's believers for LRRCON2.
🔗 18:03SquareDotCube:
🔗 18:03 Nirvana___: On the flip side, I am about to turn on the Oilers game. Primarily because I hate myself, and feel the need to suffer for my sins.
🔗 18:03 DarkMorford: CONTACT
🔗 18:03 mtvcdm: diredrake, I think the only reason the Chargers didn't join here and today is that Spanos doesn't want to deal with Kroenke.
🔗 18:03 RealGamerCow: Nirvana___, arent the Oil better this year?
🔗 18:04Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: From Wiki: "[T]he team based its colours on Teddy Roosevelt's regiment in the Spanish–American War, which, with the date of the renaming, suggests that the name also comes from the war."
🔗 18:04 AdmiralMemo: Nirvana___: Specifically, Graham said he is "over the DB South joke"... But he isn't really annoyed with it. He just won't even comment on it anymore.
🔗 18:04 Nirvana___: RealGamerCow: Better, yes. something like 10 more wins then the same point last season. But still not 'good'.
🔗 18:04 farleyf: If we could ever get LRR out to Australia that would be both great and expensive
🔗 18:04Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Basically, they thought TR was cool.
🔗 18:04 Nirvana___: AdmiralMemo: That's fair
🔗 18:04DigitalSeahorse: if my ex gets to go to DB before me I'll be mad
🔗 18:04DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 18:04 Lord_Hosk: Penn is working with Randy Pichford on DB VR, Mikey announces DB south... coincidence? I think not.
🔗 18:04Arclight_Dynamo:
AdmiralMemo: Bah. Hard to tell taht over the radio.
🔗 18:04 AdmiralMemo:
Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 18:04TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Dangit! We need to steal the name back. Maybe for the Washington team...whose name I prefer not to say.
🔗 18:04SquareDotCube:
Don't you have Omega_Lairon over there? LRRAUS can just be at his house
🔗 18:04Lycodrake: needs more bus
🔗 18:04DigitalSeahorse: even though I got to meet more of LRR than he ever has so far
🔗 18:04Lycodrake: and longer road
🔗 18:04 EGreif: Penn is actually going to make DBVR?
🔗 18:05 EGreif: I'm excited
🔗 18:05 Omega_Lairon: Sure, party at my place. BYO funyuns... also chairs
🔗 18:05 farleyf: Unfortunately the only instance would be Pax Au and I believe that's around DB times
🔗 18:05 EGreif: Smoke and mirrors 2!
🔗 18:05TransplendantBobtail: what if it's desert plane. where there are now FOUR directions you can go off the road
🔗 18:05 Lord_Hosk: Yes, google Desert Bus VR
🔗 18:05 Nirvana___: DBVR should just be an FMV streaming game. So you can see what the actual drive is like.
🔗 18:05 RealGamerCow: Nirvana___, I just looked at the standings. Yikes.
🔗 18:05KeirtheMighty: hey chat peoples, why wasn't there a checkpoint yesterday?
🔗 18:052 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 18:05 DoktorNik: graham was sick
🔗 18:05 Nirvana___:
RealGamerCow: That...is my life. Yes.
🔗 18:05 mtvcdm: Grahamwas sick.
🔗 18:05 AdmiralMemo: Nirvana___: As much as I love the "DB South" joke, I'll give it up for the sake of LRR if anyone gets really upset.
🔗 18:05 Nirvana___:
I can't help which team I love
🔗 18:05DirgeNovak: G had some sort of deadly plague
🔗 18:05KeirtheMighty: ah okay, thanks DokorNik
🔗 18:05 Omega_Lairon: !shirt good
🔗 18:06 RealGamerCow: Nirvana___, my old roommate is an oilers fan, so I know the pain.
🔗 18:06 Almighty_Angry_Animar: hello ian!
🔗 18:06 farleyf: The LRR world tour - stopping off and meeting fans in all their countries
🔗 18:06 DoktorNik: Oh god your phasing out of the world
🔗 18:06 Foxmar320: hi Ian and Cori
🔗 18:06gameslayer013: hello
🔗 18:06TransplendantBobtail: full of holes
🔗 18:06DoodlestheGreat: Cory's full of holes!
🔗 18:06 CaptainEnder7: And partially transparent!
🔗 18:06 Mowdownjoe:
GOASTS@
🔗 18:06ReverseCreations: "We're Here!"
🔗 18:06 All_mankind: Cori with her core exposed?
🔗 18:06 TehSpud:
oh no it's a Percival burger
🔗 18:06Rhynerd: Pug burger with ghost condiments?
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] You were making fun of my pug-burger...
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: New quote #1561: "You were making fun of my pug-burger..." —Cori [2016-01-12]
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Currently playing: Driver: San Francisco (rating 88%)
🔗 18:06 emberBecky: hallo Ian, Cori, and chat o/
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 18:06 LRRbot: Currently live: I, Horner
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: Bink! It's actually useful!
🔗 18:06DigitalSeahorse: Cori partially here
🔗 18:06FlameAndAir: So, invisible lettuce?
🔗 18:06Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Blugh, yeah. Washington's name is gross.
🔗 18:06 p_johnston: hello chat. hello video game playey peoples.
🔗 18:06 tehcrashxor: It's the Horner Corner!
🔗 18:06ReverseCreations: TOS
🔗 18:06DigitalSeahorse: mostly
🔗 18:06 ChroniclerC: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
🔗 18:06Arclight_Dynamo: Quote: "How seethrougha re my pants?"
🔗 18:06 BusTed: "How see through are my pants?"
🔗 18:06gameslayer013: ghost pants!
🔗 18:07 Anubis169: M-Seethrough Hammerpants
🔗 18:07 RealGamerCow: never skip pants day
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:
🔗 18:07 CaptainEnder7: Ian "How see-through are my pants?" Horner
🔗 18:07Caerlocc: Transparency pls
🔗 18:07 DarkMorford: !highlight Transparent Pants
🔗 18:07 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 18:07ThatDangSkeleton: good old "ghost legs" Horner
🔗 18:07TransplendantBobtail: between torso Ian and holy Corey there must be a whole person's worth of substance
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo:
The "we" that is Ian alone.
🔗 18:07 plummeting_sloth: on a scale from 1 to JERICO, how are you all doing?
🔗 18:07KeirtheMighty: in my head headcannon now, Ian is genie, with only smoke for a lower half
🔗 18:07Leganril: How's the new moonbase?
🔗 18:07TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: My solution for the Cleveland Indians (baseball, not football) is to keep the name, but replace the logo with a realistic picture of Gandhi. Problem solved.
🔗 18:08Rhynerd: "I just need him for a couple minutes"
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Ian) [now] I am going to own another human being that belongs to someone else for a while.
🔗 18:08 LRRbot: New quote #1562: "I am going to own another human being that belongs to someone else for a while." —Ian [2016-01-12]
🔗 18:08 plummeting_sloth: wait, i was assured the new Moonbase was in some sort of ice cave?
🔗 18:08some_call_me_tim: Liquid? BROTHER!
🔗 18:08Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Ha. Or just a big ol' map of the Subcontinent.
🔗 18:09Leganril: Good to hear
🔗 18:09TransplendantBobtail: I thought this was an underground moon not a space moon
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: This is Grand Theft Auto... Or actually Grand Theft Body?
🔗 18:09KeirtheMighty: didn't they find ice on the moon? when they blow it up
🔗 18:09Caerlocc: underground moons also lack water
🔗 18:09 mtvcdm: I am sure this will go smoothly with no complications whatsoever.
🔗 18:09 plummeting_sloth: gotta deliver 15 million dollerydoos!
🔗 18:09StarFreak359: Crikey! That one bit me arm off!
🔗 18:09TransplendantBobtail: crikey! all this gold is going on the wrong side of the road better correct!
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: !russell
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: 3 crows for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 18:10TacitusVigil:
Wait...Green and Yellow are Australian colours, right? What if the yellow is actually gold...because it's a Gold/AU pun?
🔗 18:10 lurkerspine: !game
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: Currently playing: Driver: San Francisco (rating 88%)
🔗 18:10 mtvcdm: That was the most chill 'oh, god' ever.
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Ian) [now] It's a good thing I already have a coma.
🔗 18:10 LRRbot: New quote #1563: "It's a good thing I already have a coma." —Ian [2016-01-12]
🔗 18:10 damullet14: Comaman, the barbarian!
🔗 18:10KeirtheMighty: coma coma chameleons
🔗 18:11 plummeting_sloth: smash the vehicular state!
🔗 18:11 damullet14: coma over here and say that to my face!
🔗 18:11 AdmiralMemo: So... What happens if you die while in someone else's body? What happens to them? Do they take your body over?
🔗 18:11ReverseCreations: logging off here for the evening, been wanting to save San fran for myself, minus that fact the story doesn't matter, but have a good one Chat, and Ian/Cory. Also side note, LRR Hoodie 2.0 is amazing, love it already
🔗 18:11Rhynerd: And the meal was car with a side of onions rings and a diet cola.
🔗 18:11Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, sweet! The Continental Cup of Curling starts in two days! It's North America vs. the world!
🔗 18:11 damullet14: Admiralmemo: I'm pretty sure you just turn back into a force ghost and get a new car
🔗 18:12 ChroniclerC: Man, how many people have we killed by using their cars as weapons?
🔗 18:12Caerlocc: @admiralmemo coma dream, so they'd have to be a coma ghost too
🔗 18:12 Almighty_Angry_Animar: so what did i miss?
🔗 18:12 AdmiralMemo:
Damullet14: I meant in lore, not in gameplay.
🔗 18:12 plummeting_sloth: fiat 500... the finest blocking car known to man
🔗 18:12Rhynerd: @chroniclerc none, we only "retire" them.
🔗 18:12KeirtheMighty: buckle up buckerroos
🔗 18:12 MistahFixIt: I know nothing about the Driver series... why are we a Jedi Goast?
🔗 18:12 damullet14: Admiralmemo: Yeah, me too - They get their broken body back and have to cope with the fact that they're milliseconds from death
🔗 18:12TransplendantBobtail: The are coma people they don't count unless they represent our restraint
🔗 18:12TacitusVigil:
Thank goodness for this stream. I have no desire to see politics based on clapping and standing up.
🔗 18:12Rhynerd: @mistahfixit because you are in a coma.
🔗 18:12 AdmiralMemo: Damullet14: But what if you don't jump out... Or does it happen automatically?
🔗 18:13 mtvcdm: The other drivers phase out of existence when we take over.
🔗 18:13 MistahFixIt:
@Rhynerd - Oh well when you mention that I... wait no that still makes no sense
🔗 18:13TransplendantBobtail: @Tacitusvigil but if you're happy and you are aware of this fact?
🔗 18:13 MrSaturdayNite:
ilton
🔗 18:13 plummeting_sloth: Ian, did you see the Japanese theater company that's doing an all woman play about Abraham Lincoln?
🔗 18:13 damullet14: Admiralmemo: I assume you're forcibly ejected
🔗 18:14 mtvcdm: Magic coma powers. You leave when it's best for you to leave.
🔗 18:14 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Cori I dont seem to understand your fast paced words can you put them in text?
🔗 18:14KeirtheMighty: Cory don't you have an Alex to use for that purpose?
🔗 18:14 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Today's Alex is a fast-paced world, so I need a fast-paced medium with which to communicate... which is text.
🔗 18:14 LRRbot: New quote #1564: "Today's Alex is a fast-paced world, so I need a fast-paced medium with which to communicate... which is text." —Cori [2016-01-12]
🔗 18:14TransplendantBobtail: there is no accidental ejection when you are in a coma
🔗 18:14Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, oh, oh! I got to see someone try to be the Canadian Donald Trump on the CBC today! It was hilarious and pathetic!
🔗 18:14 plummeting_sloth: Or Baberaham lincoln, if you will
🔗 18:14TacitusVigil:
TransplendantBobtail: "Happy" isn't something I've been for a while, so I am safe from your socially constructed clapping participation.
🔗 18:15TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: How does one go about being a Canadian Donald Trump...?
🔗 18:15TransplendantBobtail: sooner or later a hokey cokey will come your way and then, then you will be at the mercy of our arbitrary movement mob rule!
🔗 18:15 Almighty_Angry_Animar: Ian are you excited to prerelease this weekend?
🔗 18:15 plummeting_sloth: I mean, emotionally? Pretty damn fragile. But I can take an explosion or two
🔗 18:15Rhynerd: Explosions soften things up nicely.
🔗 18:15SquareDotCube: Dear Dr. Horner: Have you considered picking a vehicle ahead of the target you need to stop and use a sideways handbrake slide to slow them down?
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Ian) [now] If I have exploding things shoved into me... that would be a bad thing.
🔗 18:15 LRRbot: New quote #1565: "If I have exploding things shoved into me... that would be a bad thing." —Ian [2016-01-12]
🔗 18:16KeirtheMighty: how about an all sloth musical about the assassination of Lincon?
🔗 18:16TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I don't know if you've seen, but my prediction came true: Trump is actually playing the birther card with Cruz.
🔗 18:16Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: One has to be Kevin O'Leary. Rich old white guy. Reality TV host. Then one goes on the CBC to yell at the politics host about how the NDP is running Alberta into the ground. Then one demands the premier resign, and offers the *kingly* sum of a whole *million dollars* (Canadian) to be invested in the oilsands if she resigns.
🔗 18:16Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: And, yes, I've seen it. Also hilarious.
🔗 18:16 AdmiralMemo: Alright.. I'm out for a bit. This game, while conceptually interesting, doesn't interest me in a streaming capacity. Let me know if y'all need me. I'll just be in the next room.
🔗 18:17 MistahFixIt: So who else saw the twitter-battle between Rex Murphy and Polkaroo? I'm only just hearing about this now, aparently.
🔗 18:17Rhynerd: It seems the criminals just quit after losing 50% of their car's health.
🔗 18:17TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, even if she resigned as premier, doesn't the NDP still have the majority? I mean, it's a parliamentary system, right?
🔗 18:17 AdmiralMemo:
I'll still be in Chat, but not watching stream.
🔗 18:17Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Yes. But... see... *angry yelling*.
🔗 18:17 Mowdownjoe: HEYHEY HEY!! IT'S TIME FOR CRAZY TAXI
🔗 18:18 mtvcdm: I didn't mean to hurt you! [crash]
🔗 18:18TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Well O'Leary needs to eject more people from his events and then talk about how smart and rich he is. Classic mistakes.
🔗 18:18 plummeting_sloth: considering how quickly you swap in and out, there's so many strange 2 second conversations begun or ended by a car crash
🔗 18:18 QuarterNote_: yesssss crazy taxi
🔗 18:19 Almighty_Angry_Animar: SHE DOES
🔗 18:19KeirtheMighty: ones with body armor?
🔗 18:19 Intrepid_Colin: I was a substitute teacher... We hate children
🔗 18:19diredrake: The most dangerous women always look like substitute teachers.
🔗 18:19 plummeting_sloth: she literally cut her teeth in Africa. Walked into the divider between some double doors in Cape Town
🔗 18:19Rhynerd: Quite the relationship there when a car crash counts as an attempt to interrupt a story.
🔗 18:19TacitusVigil:
"What kind of substitute teachers did you get?!" "Angry ones"
🔗 18:19Caerlocc: Sic jump!
🔗 18:20 Intrepid_Colin: I didn't want to hurt children but high powered lion tranqs were very appealing
🔗 18:20throwntowolves subscribed for 20 months in a row!
🔗 18:20 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, throwntowolves! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 18:20Rhynerd: Yo yo yo!
🔗 18:20Caerlocc: lion tranqs is pretty certainly dangerous to kids
🔗 18:20 mtvcdm: Apt sub name.
🔗 18:21KeirtheMighty: he's got a leaky sink, I'm going to fix it
🔗 18:21TransplendantBobtail: it seems like the majority of lrr can't drive
🔗 18:21 plummeting_sloth: ah yes, an H3... a car build for speed and handling
🔗 18:21KeirtheMighty: well they do live on an island
🔗 18:21 damullet14: but can you drive a /forklift/
🔗 18:22 plummeting_sloth: haha! Yes!
🔗 18:22 mtvcdm: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn.
🔗 18:22whiskytangofoxtrot: So Hummers suck as actual vehicles? I never realized that this game was aiming for realism.
🔗 18:22Caerlocc: prepare for plans to go awry sub lady
🔗 18:22Arclight_Dynamo: Whiskytangofoxtrot: Hummers are crappy. Humvees are good.
🔗 18:23Arclight_Dynamo: Whiskytangofoxtrot: Hummers are for people who need to show the world how big their dicks are. Humvees are for the army.
🔗 18:23KeirtheMighty: who's driving? BEARS DRIVING!
🔗 18:23castlewise: This is a cool mode
🔗 18:23 ElementalAlchemist: ThrillCam™ for best cam
🔗 18:23TacitusVigil:
Well *I* for one find Cam thrilling.
🔗 18:23 Mowdownjoe: Might as well be thrillcam.
🔗 18:23 plummeting_sloth: "My god... is he's drunk?"
🔗 18:23 ElementalAlchemist: Is Ian driving that car?
🔗 18:23Caerlocc: so who's driving your own body?
🔗 18:24 Mowdownjoe: You are all cars.
🔗 18:24Compleatly: Greetings Cori and Mostly Normal Ian.
🔗 18:24KeirtheMighty: jesus took the wheel
🔗 18:24 mtvcdm: Pepsimannnn!
🔗 18:24Arclight_Dynamo:
This dude sure drives like Ian.
🔗 18:24Rhynerd: Tka@ethe shot
🔗 18:24TacitusVigil: So can we control Jericho and Jericho control us if it's timed right?
🔗 18:24Rhynerd: *take the
🔗 18:24TransplendantBobtail: the rest of the force are mounted policemen
🔗 18:25 damullet14: the rest of the force have those weird baby segway things
🔗 18:25Caerlocc: yeah that totally is Ian driving the other car
🔗 18:25 mtvcdm: WOMP WOMP
🔗 18:25 Nightvalien28: RICHAAAARD
🔗 18:25Caerlocc: ooorrrr not anymore
🔗 18:25 plummeting_sloth: WHAT
🔗 18:25 Lord_Hosk: A nasty surprise detective?
🔗 18:26 CaptainSpam: RICHARD!
🔗 18:26 plummeting_sloth: what the hell DID just happen?
🔗 18:26 Nightvalien28: this game is so effing weird
🔗 18:26 Frylock72: Back in the saddle agaaain~
🔗 18:26daneislazy: that was, anticlimactic
🔗 18:26castlewise: so he can control you while you are controlling someone else?
🔗 18:26Caerlocc: uhhhh that was a failed assassination attempt
🔗 18:26castlewise: is the bad guy also in a coma?
🔗 18:27castlewise: I'm so confused
🔗 18:27 TheMoatman: Something like those really obvious gaps on the flowchart
🔗 18:27 Anubis169: !highlight Anything goes
🔗 18:27 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 18:27KeirtheMighty: so in the real world it's a zombie game?
🔗 18:27 mtvcdm: So many coma powers!
🔗 18:28 ChroniclerC: MORE DOTS
🔗 18:28Compleatly: more dots throw more dots
🔗 18:28TacitusVigil: "How did you figure out where the bomb was?" "I found it in my coma!"
🔗 18:28Halabast: Dramatic casual driving shots!
🔗 18:28Compleatly: Come on more dots now
🔗 18:28 Intrepid_Colin: Pacer? wtf
🔗 18:28 Anubis169: Lightning doesn't strike twice?
🔗 18:28Rhynerd: He needed inspiration for his next works.
🔗 18:29 Anubis169: i need to stop catching it
🔗 18:29 Anubis169:
i'll use it all up for the rest
🔗 18:29 BusTed: Better than 30 minutes I guess.
🔗 18:29Rhynerd: You'd be surprised what interesting pots you can make based off car stunts.
🔗 18:29 Anubis169: !death
🔗 18:29 LRRbot:
9 deaths for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 18:29Compleatly: You've failed us Ian
🔗 18:30 BusTed: The blue zone is for sick tricks only.
🔗 18:30Rhynerd: Nope, right around the pacer.
🔗 18:31 plummeting_sloth: so, are we just remaking "Crash" at this point
🔗 18:31KeirtheMighty: which crash?
🔗 18:31 Frylock72: @plummeting_sloth, Except not as goo.
🔗 18:32castlewise: Thats a lot of traffic action for one drive across the bridge
🔗 18:32Compleatly: Ian "become a great sensei" hornercorner
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: Actually, I'm pretty sure the bad-driving show fad's been out for like a decade now.
🔗 18:32 Frylock72: Pfftahaha.
🔗 18:33 mtvcdm: Them again?
🔗 18:33castlewise: Oh man, these guys. Buckle in boys and girls
🔗 18:33Caerlocc: these kids
🔗 18:33Caerlocc: ohhhhh fun car
🔗 18:33gameslayer013: lol again
🔗 18:33 RealGamerCow: wait, wasn't the zonda a 1-seater? Maybe that was just the early versions
🔗 18:33 mtvcdm: These guys almost DESERVE to go off a cliff.
🔗 18:33 Frylock72: I once saw a Koenigsegg CCX on my way home from work the year before.
🔗 18:33gameslayer013: that's an expensive car
🔗 18:34 plummeting_sloth: wait, you all have one? I'm not sure there were this many cars in all the US?
🔗 18:34Rhynerd: I just noticed one of the main lyrics to the song is "I'm a racer"
🔗 18:34 Mowdownjoe: No, You be soft!
🔗 18:34 Stoffern: Or french canadians
🔗 18:34 Phailhammer: The French! Again!
🔗 18:34 Frylock72: A friend of mine also saw a Bugatti Veyron while out driving.
🔗 18:35 mtvcdm: Tanner is just straight done even keeping up the pretense of acting like he's Jun.
🔗 18:35DigitalSeahorse: French?
🔗 18:35TacitusVigil:
French-Canadian. To hate Ubisoft is to hate yourself Ian! Or at least half of yourself!
🔗 18:35DigitalSeahorse: did someone call?
🔗 18:35 lonlycracker: I live in Richmond so I lost count on how many lambos ive seen.
🔗 18:35 plummeting_sloth: San Franciso... the land of many asses
🔗 18:35 Anubis169: this thing has so little traction x_x
🔗 18:35Arclight_Dynamo: Ottawa's more of a Benz town than a go-fast-car town.
🔗 18:36 mtvcdm: This track is ripe for "helping", if it's allowed.
🔗 18:36 ChroniclerC: Can't we just rek all the other racers and win by default?
🔗 18:36DigitalSeahorse: lol Benz
🔗 18:36 Frylock72: @ChroniclerC, Ah, the GTA style of driving.
🔗 18:36SquareDotCube: !advice
🔗 18:36 LRRbot: Get on up!
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: that's oncoming
🔗 18:36 mtvcdm: No, no. Hit other cars. hit other cars with additional other cars.
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: that's on spinning
🔗 18:36DigitalSeahorse would probably like how smooth the ride is but I'd want to gun it once in a while, Arclight_Dynamo
🔗 18:36 Anubis169: that's on stoppingveryfast
🔗 18:36Caerlocc: Saying hello to other cars with your grill is always nice
🔗 18:37Arclight_Dynamo:
DigitalSeahorse: Oh, me, too.
🔗 18:37Compleatly:
you really soiled that victory
🔗 18:37 damullet14: Cori is fleeing? Why?
🔗 18:37TacitusVigil:
Wait...he knows! That little student punk!
🔗 18:37 Skeletons54:
you getting in my grill?
🔗 18:37Rhynerd: Cori failed a morale check.
🔗 18:38DigitalSeahorse thought Top Gear promoted Mercedes Benz for being a fast yet safer model
🔗 18:38 mtvcdm: Cori is a wise person. Crash. Crash dat one.
🔗 18:39anima110: hello sexys
🔗 18:39DigitalSeahorse: someone try talking me out of wanting to try drive one
🔗 18:39 lonlycracker: maximum drift
🔗 18:39 lonlycracker: multi track drifting
🔗 18:39Compleatly:
digitalseahorse: no I encourage you to try. I'm eager to see what your corpse looks like after the wreck
🔗 18:39TacitusVigil: Give Cori smash!
🔗 18:39 Aarek: Smash the state!
🔗 18:39DigitalSeahorse: he may be right for affordability vs whatever he looks for
🔗 18:39 Havok4: Cori hungers for slaughter.
🔗 18:39Rhynerd: Smash for the smash God.
🔗 18:39DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 18:40 Mowdownjoe: BARK BARK BARK
🔗 18:40DigitalSeahorse is too chicken to put my life at risk that much
🔗 18:40castlewise: This game with the oculus rift would be so trippy
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm:
Tanner only gives the precise amount of lrrEFFs it takes to bother to drive the car and not a single more.
🔗 18:40 Mowdownjoe queues Dogsong from the Undertale soundtrack.
🔗 18:40 plummeting_sloth: okay, you're in first. The time for boosting is over. The time for not crashing is now
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm: Emote why do you fail me.
🔗 18:40TacitusVigil: Wait...is this another trap by Jericho? He knows our real name...maybe they get the money for turning us in?
🔗 18:40Compleatly: Ian why
🔗 18:40Compleatly:
🔗 18:41TacitusVigil:
Or maybe our brain is finally breaking from the coma. Idk.
🔗 18:41SquigglyShip: Dark souls has changed a lot since the last update... kappa
🔗 18:41SquigglyShip:
🔗 18:41 mtvcdm: TacitusVigil, you will note that even if it is, Tanner has ceased to care.
🔗 18:41whiskytangofoxtrot: My Flash plugin crashed. Apparently Twitch still uses Flash. In 2016. What the hell?
🔗 18:41 Frylock72: Ooh, Ian's employing the Initial D style of driving. "Use the environment to your advantage"
🔗 18:41 plummeting_sloth: okay, now less dots
🔗 18:41 ChroniclerC: Ian. Stop hitting things.
🔗 18:41MrJWhit: Oh, would anyone like to play a game together? Like LoL or MtGO?
🔗 18:42Arclight_Dynamo: "Boost Harder"? Beef Slabfist!
🔗 18:42 mtvcdm: So many oopses.
🔗 18:42ShifuDaxiongmao:
"hit ALL dem cars!"
🔗 18:42eostby: This seems to be going poorly.
🔗 18:42 Anubis169:
get outta the way!
🔗 18:42Caerlocc: I blame lack of shoulder to drive on
🔗 18:42castlewise: its a car not a motorcycle
🔗 18:42TacitusVigil: mtvcdm: True. He does seem to have run out of f's to give.
🔗 18:42 Anubis169: !death
🔗 18:42 LRRbot:
10 deaths for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 18:42Compleatly:
Well you didn't finish last
🔗 18:43SquareDotCube: Ian: Do the sideways handbrake!
🔗 18:43Rhynerd: Set state to smashing mode.
🔗 18:43TacitusVigil: Come on and smash, and welcome to the crash!
🔗 18:43 Skeletons54: smash count
🔗 18:43 Aarek:
Smash the State!
🔗 18:43 Havok4: Get them out of it by kill them?
🔗 18:43Alephred: Huh, I thought 'Jun 4th' was the date at first.
🔗 18:43Caerlocc:
forever? we smash THEIR car?
🔗 18:43 Havok4: Putting them out of their misery and all they?
🔗 18:43oyleslyck: If you can't beat 'em, smash 'em.
🔗 18:43 plummeting_sloth: "I'm objectively terrible at this... better change the odds"
🔗 18:44ShifuDaxiongmao: DAmmit, you crashed the bus!
🔗 18:44 Skeletons54: ABM Always be Smash
🔗 18:44 Skeletons54: *ABS
🔗 18:44castlewise: what?!
🔗 18:44Rhynerd: "I'm taking you with me"
🔗 18:45Compleatly: why can't you just posess the other racers?
🔗 18:45Rhynerd: Bus block
🔗 18:46 damullet14: Compleatly; That'd be CHEATING!
🔗 18:46 mtvcdm: Ian must be better at smash!
🔗 18:47SquareDotCube: May I recommend getting first then using buses and semis to block?
🔗 18:47 plummeting_sloth: one gold watch
🔗 18:47Wondermoo: hello chat
🔗 18:47Himyul: it seems like you could do so much with this game, but from what little I've watched, it seems like it's almost always "find a car going the other direction and smash. Repeat ten times."
🔗 18:48VecTron7: @well, thats the EASIEST WAY.
🔗 18:48 mtvcdm: Two down.
🔗 18:48Alephred: All these cars have the same license plate.
🔗 18:49Compleatly:
🔗 18:49SquareDotCube: You just require some creativity on the approach, that's all
🔗 18:49Wondermoo: can anyone see my messages?
🔗 18:49 Havok4: Victory by default is still victory!
🔗 18:49 damullet14: Wondermoo: Nope
🔗 18:49 Mowdownjoe: 2-fer!
🔗 18:49 BusTed: "retired"
🔗 18:49 mtvcdm: Now they're dropping.
🔗 18:49Rhynerd: Douvle ki-retirement.
🔗 18:49Wondermoo: thanks. guys
🔗 18:50 DoktorLoy: some days you jump the ramp. other days the ramp jumps you
🔗 18:50SquareDotCube: like let them T-bone you instead of head on because the length of a car is usually longer then its width
🔗 18:50 plummeting_sloth: what the big idea? Why DEATH my boy
🔗 18:50gameslayer013: wonder how may people were killed during this race
🔗 18:51Caerlocc: got there
🔗 18:51 Nightvalien28: we can't lose he says
🔗 18:51 chenhsi2:
Might as well crash the last one now
🔗 18:51 r4v5: ruuuudy can't fail
🔗 18:51Compleatly:
\ / you did it Ian
🔗 18:51 BusTed: Win by default!
🔗 18:51 Arichamus: Perfect execution move.
🔗 18:51Caerlocc: Can't. Fail.
🔗 18:52 Anubis169: aaaaaaand on that note
🔗 18:52 mtvcdm: Sure thing, TANNER.
🔗 18:52 Anubis169:
night Ian and Cori
🔗 18:52 ElementalAlchemist: "Sure thing, Tanner." --Amuyu
🔗 18:52 Anubis169:
night Chat
🔗 18:52 Anubis169 sn00zes
🔗 18:52Caerlocc: night Anubis o/
🔗 18:52 Arichamus: Good night Anubis!
🔗 18:52 ElementalAlchemist:
Have a good sleep, anubis169
🔗 18:52daneislazy: night anubis
🔗 18:52 Arichamus: Please be nice to the dead.
🔗 18:52 r4v5: whilst? the caption said whilst
🔗 18:52Himyul:
are we now modless?
🔗 18:53TacitusVigil: Thinking with your ass? I prefer "Seat of my pants technology," thank you very much!
🔗 18:53 embyrr922: Thinking with your ass, like an brachiosaur
🔗 18:53 Arichamus: That's your license plate: LO4ME
🔗 18:53 damullet14: Is it standard police procedure to reduce fleeing suspects to piles of hamburger with shards of glass in?
🔗 18:53Arclight_Dynamo: The CIA does not operate within the US. It would be the FBI.
🔗 18:54Caerlocc: safety seems impossible
🔗 18:54 plummeting_sloth: that fence, approach it at high speeds for safety!
🔗 18:54Arclight_Dynamo:
A-ha. I'll allow it.
🔗 18:54 Arichamus: That sounds more like CSIS, the CIA's even less competent cousin.
🔗 18:54croisvoix1: In the US yesit is standard
🔗 18:54 mtvcdm: Please note, chat, Ian is no longer actively trying to escape from anyone.
🔗 18:54 Stoffern: The fact theyre not supposed to operate within the US is probably why theyre escaping the police...
🔗 18:54Himyul: "let's drive like a human being." <immediately proceeds to drive on sidewalk>
🔗 18:54Caerlocc:
Ian confirmed not human being?
🔗 18:55 plummeting_sloth: Police, basically bugblatter beasts
🔗 18:55DigitalSeahorse: Arclight_Dynamo, have you seen Homeland?
🔗 18:55 CaptainSpam: Drive like a human, going 100mph on side streets.
🔗 18:55Arclight_Dynamo: DigitalSeahorse: Nope.
🔗 18:55DigitalSeahorse: according to that show CIA operates everywhere they think terrorism might be
🔗 18:55Caerlocc:
SAFETY. Got there
🔗 18:55TacitusVigil:
Citing a fictional TV show as an example of the CIA illegally operating on US soil is Thermian at best.
🔗 18:55DigitalSeahorse: including in US
🔗 18:56 plummeting_sloth: I... feel like that's not actually how you do it
🔗 18:56Arclight_Dynamo: DigitalSeahorse: Well, you know... fiction.
🔗 18:56 mtvcdm: Womp womp.
🔗 18:56DigitalSeahorse not saying it's fact just saying it's been implied
🔗 18:56 plummeting_sloth: full EDM suite
🔗 18:57TacitusVigil:
This is my jam!
🔗 18:57 Arichamus: Those people are weirdly good at dodging cars moving faster than any human can...
🔗 18:57 mtvcdm: It's a good idea to get CLOSER to the target location.
🔗 18:57Caerlocc: that sounds... uncomfortable
🔗 18:57DigitalSeahorse knows there's no such person as Carrie
🔗 18:57gameslayer013:
a grenade where
🔗 18:57 r4v5: did she say "a grenade tucked into your panties"?
🔗 18:58anima110: so that what the bolged in her pants was
🔗 18:58Rhynerd: Yes she dod
🔗 18:58 Alchemistmerlin: controlling is a strong word
🔗 18:58 Skeletons54: grenade in......your panties........ sounds dangerous and unhiegenic
🔗 18:58Himyul: "As is tradition!"
🔗 18:58 DoktorNik: Is that what explosive in the sack means?
🔗 18:58croisvoix1: So there obviously wasn't a woman writer for this game...
🔗 18:58 Mowdownjoe: Ian is Sanic confirmed.
🔗 18:58 Havok4: Ian is possessed by a demon of scrub.
🔗 18:58 mtvcdm: Ian has been approved to relocate the car to Inglewood.
🔗 18:58TacitusVigil:
It's really the Chinese Ambassador's fault for going all the way to San Fran from DC with a sensitive disk and having it stolen instead of leaving it at the embassy, really.
🔗 18:58 plummeting_sloth: actually you don't. You could be going 20 below teh speed limit and be aOkay
🔗 18:58 r4v5: btw, the sonic trolling during the AC stream was hilarious
🔗 18:58Arclight_Dynamo:
Cori, how does Ian navigate in a real car? Is it like this?
🔗 18:58SquareDotCube: Well the 60FPS kicked in
🔗 18:59gameslayer013: is cori ok
🔗 18:59 DarkMorford: !highlight This kills the Cori
🔗 18:59Rhynerd: Cori died again.
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 18:59 Skeletons54: koei are you ok....
🔗 18:59shamonic13: Cori down
🔗 18:59bawkbawkboo1: You broke Cori!
🔗 18:59Himyul: Cori seems dead....
🔗 18:59 mtvcdm: Cori is CRYING.
🔗 18:59 r4v5: is cori okay
🔗 18:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (59m ago).
🔗 18:59 CaptainSpam: Cori can't even right now, please try again later.
🔗 18:59 Skeletons54: rip cori
🔗 18:59 damullet14: someone reinflate Cori
🔗 18:59 plummeting_sloth: is... is she weeping tears of frustration
🔗 18:59Rhynerd: First it was Dungeon of the Endless, now she's dead in Drifer.
🔗 18:59 Nerdshome: i just logged on
🔗 18:59 Nightvalien28: chat is very concerned
🔗 18:59 Nerdshome: is Kori dead?
🔗 18:59 Escherichia3: RIP Cori she died the way she lived. Putting up with Ian
🔗 18:59 bv310: Only slightly dead
🔗 18:59 Skeletons54: they broke cori......you bastards
🔗 18:59Questhere: game 1 carii 0
🔗 18:59ThatDangSkeleton: yeah what just happened I missed it
🔗 18:59 Escherichia3: She got better
🔗 19:00 Nightvalien28: she is fine she is fine she will be fine
🔗 19:00 Skeletons54:
🔗 19:00 Skeletons54:
🔗 19:00 mtvcdm: And now I'M dead.
🔗 19:00 Arichamus: But....they SAW YOU GO IN.
🔗 19:00 r4v5: you slaughtered that truck excellently
🔗 19:00 Arichamus: How did this help us?!
🔗 19:00Caerlocc:
That's not how that would go down
🔗 19:00Himyul:
Cori needs a break
🔗 19:00Caerlocc: you would be hamburger meat
🔗 19:01 Skeletons54: cori needs a doctor.......PAUL!!!!!!
🔗 19:01 mtvcdm: It's okay. We have a coma. We feel nothing.
🔗 19:01Rhynerd: But Cori isn't in a coma (hopefully)
🔗 19:02 Skeletons54: RIP Cori......we barely knew yee.......(enya) who can sau
🔗 19:02TacitusVigil:
Rhynerd: What if she is...what if she is?
🔗 19:02 Skeletons54: *who can say where .......
🔗 19:03 Skeletons54:
🔗 19:03 bv310: Huh, I'm doing a Canada Geoguessr and I got dropped in Victoria. I think I recognize this spot from a sketch
🔗 19:03whiskytangofoxtrot: *** off, Electro Scan Inc.!
🔗 19:03 Skeletons54: link pic?
🔗 19:04Rhynerd: They're back!
🔗 19:04novacrux: good evening chat!
🔗 19:04 r4v5: no cars on alcatraz
🔗 19:04 Arichamus: Take the awesome ramp to Alcatraz.
🔗 19:04TacitusVigil:
And that's why they call Ian "The Car Man of Alcatraz"
🔗 19:05 plummeting_sloth: take down the trucks carrying copies of "Fever Pitch" DVD's before they reach consumers
🔗 19:06TacitusVigil:
Pretty sure Kick *** had a blog. And a Myspace page.
🔗 19:06Rhynerd: Blogger Hobo has 2k hits a day at least.
🔗 19:06 Arichamus: It's fine, this is the origin story, the hero always sucks in those.
🔗 19:07 Skeletons54: actually if any car driving on wrong side of road into traffic the police are not to pursue but they can follow on opposite side
🔗 19:07TacitusVigil: Blind drops maybe?
🔗 19:07 plummeting_sloth: best way to get them to consumers "hey, free road medicine!"
🔗 19:08Rhynerd: Sidekick recruitment is hard
🔗 19:08 Skeletons54: at least thats how it is in florida
🔗 19:08 plummeting_sloth: I love that your vigilante car is a Audi station wagon
🔗 19:09Rhynerd: Affordable Justice?
🔗 19:10StagLord: So this game is basically about being an Uber driver?
🔗 19:10 Arichamus: Very contemporary.
🔗 19:10Sockro_Mancer: crack, gack, ka-thwack, all the same to me...
🔗 19:10TacitusVigil:
This is the best Audi commercial ever.
🔗 19:10 mtvcdm: This is the highest car ever.
🔗 19:11anima110: fake crak, frak? crake?
🔗 19:11Arclight_Dynamo: Carsmash = sex?
🔗 19:11 Arichamus: Sex and the Car-Crash City.
🔗 19:11 plummeting_sloth: what about smashing paperwork?
🔗 19:11Himyul: if only doing my taxes was a minigame that involved smashing things. That would be way better than paperwork.
🔗 19:11Rhynerd: Dangit now I wish I remembered more of the Late Night Dub Fight episode involving Ninja Slayer.
🔗 19:11muenchdw: <message deleted>When is the next giveaway
🔗 19:12 mtvcdm: muenchdw, what do you mean?
🔗 19:12 Arichamus: THAT WORKED
🔗 19:12 Arichamus: Totally did not expect thatr!
🔗 19:12muenchdw: <message deleted>You do giveaways right
🔗 19:12 mtvcdm: Giveaways?
🔗 19:12TacitusVigil: I thought we giveaway free smiles.
🔗 19:12TacitusVigil:
🔗 19:13muenchdw: <message deleted>Oh *** you
🔗 19:13 mtvcdm: We give hugs...
🔗 19:13 Skeletons54: uhh codefall?
🔗 19:13 Omega_Lairon: The feeling's mutualm, leech
🔗 19:13 CommiePuddin: Chuckles are always free!
🔗 19:13 mtvcdm: Yeah, if all you're here for is prizes, bye.
🔗 19:13 TheMoatman: So glad I'll be able to see a LNDF in person at MAG
🔗 19:14 ekimekim3000: That. Is bait.
🔗 19:14Rhynerd: Or this is a Trap
🔗 19:14 mtvcdm: This is the trappiest trap that trapped.
🔗 19:14 TheMoatman:
🔗 19:14 plummeting_sloth: but... my name's not Adam, it's Tanner!
🔗 19:14 RobotHitchhiker: that was a pretty weak explosion
🔗 19:14Himyul: Akbar approved!
🔗 19:15Arclight_Dynamo: Twitch, I wish you wouldn't crash my browser.
🔗 19:15Rhynerd: Initiate the smash strike?
🔗 19:15 Arichamus: CAr jump-kick
🔗 19:15 plummeting_sloth: you LOST one with that?
🔗 19:16 Skeletons54: pave it
🔗 19:16 Arichamus: Bad guys chasing us from behind? What new mysteries lie in wait for us?
🔗 19:16 mtvcdm: Go to the enemy! They give hugs!
🔗 19:16 plummeting_sloth: You see that know, and also every time it's been used in the game perviously
🔗 19:16 Mowdownjoe: Ian would be lost without Cori, I swear.
🔗 19:16Arclight_Dynamo: We would *all* be lost without Cori!
🔗 19:16 Havok4: So what other genres are amazing to watch if the streamer is not amazing at the game. I think things like kerbel also fit in that category.
🔗 19:17 plummeting_sloth: or... I mean, dinner a well if she'd like that
🔗 19:17Rhynerd: The medal is clearly in the morning.
🔗 19:17 plummeting_sloth: I can hum you a TUNE
🔗 19:17 ogier300: Nicely done!
🔗 19:17 Arichamus: @Havok4 Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
🔗 19:17Rhynerd: Was there a level where Jericho tries this on you?
🔗 19:18Arclight_Dynamo: !russel
🔗 19:18TacitusVigil: Wait, what if Jericho is Odin?
🔗 19:18 Stoffern: He COULD be a crow
🔗 19:18 Omega_Lairon: Jeri-crow
🔗 19:18Arclight_Dynamo: !russell
🔗 19:18 LRRbot: 4 crows for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 19:18 mtvcdm: Rhynerd, a couple now.
🔗 19:18SquareDotCube: Jericrow
🔗 19:18 Skeletons54: russels
🔗 19:18TacitusVigil:
SquareDotCube: Well done sir!
🔗 19:18 plummeting_sloth: little know character moment, Tanner hates crows
🔗 19:18 Havok4: I have been reading too much eclipse phase because now the idea of a team of neo-avians amuses me.
🔗 19:18SquareDotCube:
Well Omega_Lairon beat me to it
🔗 19:18 CaptainSpam: What if Jericho was Kroze?
🔗 19:19 Skeletons54: cant it be both?
🔗 19:19Sockro_Mancer: Jericho confirmed for 6 crows in a trenchcoat
🔗 19:19 ekimekim3000: Spam: nah, he's not getting stuck in SFO
🔗 19:19 mtvcdm: The roads to Oakland are blocked off.
🔗 19:20 Omega_Lairon: Good... who wants to go to Oakland?
🔗 19:20 Arichamus: Crow Crimeman
🔗 19:20TacitusVigil:
I hope the officer that's down isn't us.
🔗 19:20 Havok4: No you have a few of the crows flying above carrying the coat like a marionette.
🔗 19:20 plummeting_sloth: Officer Down! My god, who was it? It was Officer Down! Officer Down is down!
🔗 19:20SquareDotCube:
Wouldn't that confirm Jericho for murder?
🔗 19:20firehazard_k: Crow crimemn
🔗 19:20 Skeletons54: that. is bait.
🔗 19:20StagLord: there is WAY to much available street parking for this to be San Francisco, immersion ruined!
🔗 19:21SquareDotCube: TransAmerica Building
🔗 19:21 plummeting_sloth: the great wizard CN
🔗 19:21SquareDotCube: (I think)
🔗 19:21 MrSaturdayNite: Bravo, Squaredotcube!
🔗 19:21 Skeletons54: R U A WIZARD!!!!!!
🔗 19:21angryoptimist: Alatar Motel. Pallando Drive-Thru.
🔗 19:21 ekimekim3000: i'm trying to work out where you are...why aren't all the roads in a grid?
🔗 19:22Caerlocc: it all went to spoop
🔗 19:22 plummeting_sloth: and now we drive through Bloodborne
🔗 19:22TacitusVigil: Quick, drive us to the Hunter's Dream!
🔗 19:22 mtvcdm: Thrill Cam!
🔗 19:22 Arichamus: San Francisco is one of America's most populated AND worst-planned cities is why.
🔗 19:22 Aarek: suddenly the ended to utena?
🔗 19:22 Mowdownjoe: !highlight DONUTS
🔗 19:22RassilonDND: those are clearly not 8's so how will you escape?
🔗 19:22 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 19:22 Skeletons54: no one escapes nightmare!!!!!!!
🔗 19:22Rhynerd: Escape the nightmare, and the nightmare is thrill can.
🔗 19:22 Angnor33:
Ian is just not a fan of progress, Cori, you know that.
🔗 19:22 ogier300: Does Ian drive like this in real life?
🔗 19:22 CaptainSpam:
Tonight on Why Does Cori Put Up With This...
🔗 19:22eostby: Smash the Nightmare State!
🔗 19:22 ogier300: Cause it would explain a lot about some Victoria streets.
🔗 19:23Rhynerd: Wake up and the street is a pure red.
🔗 19:23 Skeletons54: No One Escapes the Nightmare Sphere
🔗 19:23 Mowdownjoe: Follow Russell...
🔗 19:23TacitusVigil:
Lost woods confirmed.
🔗 19:23SquareDotCube: Actually, more like Lost Hills
🔗 19:23 Arichamus: Ghost Law holds no sway over Man!
🔗 19:23 ElementalAlchemist: Yay! ThrillCam™!
🔗 19:24RassilonDND: is this a jericho salad?
🔗 19:24 Skeletons54: were living in ghost town!!!!!
🔗 19:24 mtvcdm: Too many Jerichos!
🔗 19:24 DarkMorford: RICHARD
🔗 19:24Sockro_Mancer: Jericho has split into his 6 crow bodies!
🔗 19:24StagLord: is Jericho going to break the walls down?
🔗 19:24Rhynerd: He truly is six crows in a trench coat...
🔗 19:24 plummeting_sloth: behold... a herd of Jerico's in the wild
🔗 19:24TacitusVigil: It's like the Ringwraiths are chasing us...in trucks!
🔗 19:24Rhynerd: And all the crows bought their own truck!
🔗 19:24Arclight_Dynamo: On the subconscious roadway of the mind, only ONE MAN has what it takes...
🔗 19:24 RobotHitchhiker: his horcrows?
🔗 19:24 Skeletons54: heres!!!!!! Jericho!!!!!
🔗 19:24 Escherichia3: So Jericho is Agent Smith?
🔗 19:24gameslayer013: yellow brick road?
🔗 19:24CertifiedPizzaman: staglord, i was about to make that joke lol
🔗 19:25 mtvcdm: Well, the good news is we have no health bar.
🔗 19:25SquareDotCube: I saw this. It was part of a trilogy, it climaxed to an overly long fight
🔗 19:25 ekimekim3000: bah, these streets are totally wrong
🔗 19:25 plummeting_sloth: other vehicles are NEVER Ian's friend in this game
🔗 19:25Rhynerd: Making the vehicles kiss
🔗 19:25Arclight_Dynamo:
"Do not dock exhaust pipes."
🔗 19:25TheOtherTrevor: Run out into the road for a slo-mo hug with vehicle
🔗 19:25 ekimekim3000: if you're near that building you should be near the financial district but the streets STILL aren't on a grid
🔗 19:25 Skeletons54: !quote 1500
🔗 19:25 LRRbot: Quote #1500: "How does one toddle?" —Heather [2016-01-11]
🔗 19:25 ogier300: It's like he's not even trying to avoid them!
🔗 19:25TiffanyStrider: Abstinence-only seems reasonable for car crashes
🔗 19:26SquareDotCube: Appearently Jericho possessed Mr. Smith's powers
🔗 19:26Rhynerd: Through the Wizards.
🔗 19:26 plummeting_sloth: apparently the Ford F150 possessed Mr SMith's powers
🔗 19:27 Arichamus: Suddenly this is Spec Ops?
🔗 19:27 SchalaKitty: Driving game boss time!
🔗 19:27 mtvcdm: We lost coma powers!
🔗 19:27 Skeletons54: ohhhh avatar the last air bender reference you nerds
🔗 19:27daneislazy: it was a come the whole time!!!
🔗 19:27 CaptainEnder7: !quote
🔗 19:27 LRRbot: Quote #231: "I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time." —Kathleen [2015-05-04]
🔗 19:28 bv310: !quote 1492
🔗 19:28 LRRbot: Quote #1492: "I'm a leaf on the wind! Wait no..." —Paul [2016-01-11]
🔗 19:28 Skeletons54:
🔗 19:28 RealGamerCow: taking out an IV: Actually quite painful
🔗 19:28TacitusVigil: Well, this is a terrible hospital, alarms should be going off right now taking all that out...
🔗 19:28 plummeting_sloth: I've gotta stop him... and there's no better driver than a man recently out of a coma!
🔗 19:28 Nightvalien28: wow this game has more realism with a guy in coma then whiteshootyman something game I forgot the name
🔗 19:28 Omega_Lairon: Also, teraing out your own IV is just... eek
🔗 19:28Caerlocc: uhh how does this help
🔗 19:28 mtvcdm: It's best that we stay asleep and not help anyone.
🔗 19:28 Arichamus: @Nightvalien28 Wolfenstein
🔗 19:28 Nightvalien28: Arichamus, yes, thank you
🔗 19:29Arclight_Dynamo: Jake down Terricho!
🔗 19:29 Arichamus: The walls of your pickup are coming tumbling down, Jericho!
🔗 19:29 Havok4: And then your psionic powers awaken and you kill the real world jericho with the power of your mind!
🔗 19:29 Skeletons54:
take him down in the spirit realm!!!
🔗 19:29 mtvcdm: Now, it seems to me that going smashy would be a bad idea in this fight.
🔗 19:29daneislazy: you can't escape me! I'm in a coma!!!
🔗 19:30 plummeting_sloth: Tanner blew the horn at the Honda of Jerico, Honda of Jerico, Honda of Jerico, Tanner blew the horn at the Honda of Jerico and the wheels came a flyin' off!
🔗 19:30 LRRbot:
11 deaths for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 19:30TheOtherTrevor: Try using traffic as a shield. Try not getting hit
🔗 19:30angryoptimist: "And I am the Walrus, Tanner!"
🔗 19:31 plummeting_sloth: and the buses are like hemoglobin! It's all a metaphor!
🔗 19:31 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Ian) [now] I have a car inside my body!
🔗 19:31 LRRbot: New quote #1566: "I have a car inside my body!" —Ian [2016-01-12]
🔗 19:31TacitusVigil: I hope Jericho isn't Actual Cancer. If that's the twist...
🔗 19:31 AdmiralMemo:
I heard that from the other room and it's funny enough.
🔗 19:32 mtvcdm: This is pretty clearly the final boss, so.
🔗 19:32TacitusVigil:
plummeting_sloth: It's really more of a simile really...
🔗 19:32Rhynerd: Not enough boost...
🔗 19:33 togashinaruta: Get out of my head, get into my car
🔗 19:33 Arichamus: Get out of my car, Jericho, get out of my heart.
🔗 19:33Caerlocc: Got there? oops
🔗 19:33 DarkMorford: !highlight SMASH
🔗 19:33 Dumori:
🔗 19:33 Mowdownjoe: ITS ALL OGRE
🔗 19:33shamonic13: Cori has been defeated
🔗 19:34Ckiva: nice try lol
🔗 19:34 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 19:34SquareDotCube: Ian. Handbrake the cars into him.
🔗 19:34Sockro_Mancer: C'mon and SLAM and welcome to the traffic JAM!
🔗 19:35Caerlocc: maybe Jericho will slam himself this time?
🔗 19:36 Skeletons54: beepadabopadaboopada ghost man
🔗 19:36TacitusVigil: Get out of my dreams and get into my car!
🔗 19:36 Arichamus: The most decadent way to drive is to make a ghost do it for you.
🔗 19:36 mtvcdm: I do suppose that quite a bit from this fight with Jericho would make... the Highlight Reel?
🔗 19:36 bv310: I'm just waiting for Jericho to hop in a giant mech suit and make this interesting
🔗 19:37Arclight_Dynamo: It ends not with a bang, but with a CRUNT!
🔗 19:37 mtvcdm: It's the final boss. It's not supposed to be easy.
🔗 19:37 plummeting_sloth: so, you see the problem here Ian is you need to not... what's teh word... make mistakes
🔗 19:37 Skeletons54: is this the final boss?
🔗 19:37 Arichamus: Sure looks like.
🔗 19:38 Arichamus: Uses the same powers as you, constant smack-talk.
🔗 19:38 mtvcdm: Problem is Jericho's claiming the up-for-grabs cars long before they become apparent you want them.
🔗 19:38 Arichamus: HE SMASHED HIMSELF YES
🔗 19:38Caerlocc: uhhhhhhhh no Tanner, this is literally not real
🔗 19:38 mtvcdm: BALLGAME!
🔗 19:38 Stoffern:
🔗 19:38 MrSaturdayNite: Jericho is the state. He must be smashed!
🔗 19:38 CaptainSpam: Hey! No fair, he doesn't take damage from self-smashing!
🔗 19:38Rhynerd: GOAT THERE!
🔗 19:38 Havok4:
🔗 19:39 Mowdownjoe: Crash cart pun.
🔗 19:39 Arichamus: Good job Cori and Ian!
🔗 19:39HGToribio: word on the street is, you guys play "kitchen table magic"
🔗 19:39HGToribio: what does that constitute to you guys?
🔗 19:39HGToribio: sealed decks? preconstructed decks?
🔗 19:40 plummeting_sloth: and now we're in MArio Kart San Fransico
🔗 19:40Rhynerd: Why can't we throw cars?
🔗 19:40Arclight_Dynamo: Kitchen table Magic is like bathtub gin.
🔗 19:40 damullet14: Hgtoribio: There are some limited players, a handful of standard players, and a handful of 100-card singleton players
🔗 19:40 Arichamus: This music is super James Bond.
🔗 19:40 bv310: They play a bunch of formats. No MOdern players though (yet)
🔗 19:40 damullet14: Hgtoribio: Mostly I think it means they play magic at home with each other
🔗 19:40 Skeletons54: i play bathtub magic....
🔗 19:40Ckiva: It's not a driver game without wildly bad handling though
🔗 19:40 bv310: They stream Magic occasionally too
🔗 19:40 damullet14: not exclusively
🔗 19:40 Arichamus: Take those flying freight trucks HEAD ON
🔗 19:41HGToribio: everything is fine
🔗 19:41 bv310: and by occasionally I mean weekly, plus some other times
🔗 19:41 r4v5: serpentine, Babou!
🔗 19:41Rhynerd: Serpentine!
🔗 19:41angryoptimist: You'd think his aspirations wouldn't involve any more comas.
🔗 19:41 Havok4: I like how it seems the game cannot predict ian. This seems fitting.
🔗 19:41angryoptimist: Instead it's "Next coma" this, "Next coma" that.
🔗 19:41 plummeting_sloth: I do love the dream logic :"Why is X happening?" "it's a dream dude"
🔗 19:42 Arichamus: @Angryoptimist He's a realistic delusional cop.
🔗 19:42 Skeletons54: !panic
🔗 19:42 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 19:42Rhynerd: @angryoptimist knowing his line of work, saying no next coma would require a knock on wood.
🔗 19:42TacitusVigil: So...what TV news story is about the two college kids who are racing cars illegally?
🔗 19:42 damullet14: Oh man, people have been asking for flying cars for years! The future is finally here!
🔗 19:42 mtvcdm: You can tell, the developers had fun with this game. a ton of it.
🔗 19:42angryoptimist: @Arichamus @Rhynerd The life of a supercop is perilous...
🔗 19:43 Skeletons54: your head is messed up....
🔗 19:43 mtvcdm: Developers had an absolute blast.
🔗 19:43 Omega_Lairon: Ruined
🔗 19:43Arclight_Dynamo: Exit. Exit life.
🔗 19:43 Arichamus: It is FINE
🔗 19:43 Arichamus: You are fine, BELIEVE in the FINE
🔗 19:43RassilonDND: Damn you TomTom
🔗 19:43shamonic13: everything is FINE
🔗 19:43 plummeting_sloth: so Ian... one question. Why?
🔗 19:43 r4v5:
🔗 19:43 mtvcdm: Cortana why
🔗 19:43 ElementalAlchemist: "I use Apple Maps, and it always gets me where I want to go." --Ian
🔗 19:43 Skeletons54: gps troll for the win
🔗 19:44Arclight_Dynamo: Brinks'ed out!
🔗 19:44 Skeletons54: apple maps gets you onto Alaskan airport runways
🔗 19:45 ogier300: Serpentine!~
🔗 19:45 Skeletons54:
past security and fences
🔗 19:45SquareDotCube: "Sir, why did you drive into the river?" "It was intentional, my GPS told me to":
🔗 19:45Caerlocc: this is an interesting strat
🔗 19:45 bv310: !quote Ian
🔗 19:45 LRRbot: Quote #1282: "Dogs and people may love. All other animals breed in stony silence." —Ian [2015-12-16]
🔗 19:45Arclight_Dynamo:
38 MPH? Ian's unsafe at ANY speed!
🔗 19:46 plummeting_sloth: we got bond chase music, I realize
🔗 19:46 mtvcdm: Cheesing out the final boss.
🔗 19:46 Omega_Lairon: I dunno... I mean, sure, you want to make sure a car chase lasts long enough to get the relevant story stuff to happn, but I've always hated the blatantly impossible "rubber band"y car chases where they just exactly match your speed. S'like... what's even the point? Couldn't this just be a cutscene?
🔗 19:46ThatDangSkeleton: Diiiooo-- I mean Jeeericchooo!!!
🔗 19:46 togashinaruta: It's always Jericho, Jericho, Jericho - Jan Brady
🔗 19:46Rhynerd: I think we may need a highlight.
🔗 19:46eostby: Someone please highlight that.
🔗 19:47angryoptimist: JERICHO. Like DIO versus Dio.
🔗 19:47 Arichamus: @Plummeting_sloth Seriously, that was some good tunes.
🔗 19:47 ogier300: A cut scene with quick time events.
🔗 19:47 r4v5: !highlight The weirdest version of "I Can't Drive 55"
🔗 19:47 plummeting_sloth: I must Coma-break you
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 19:47Caerlocc: I want a car based Jojo now. Didn't know I did.
🔗 19:47 Angnor33:
So, there's a trick to this level: Avoid the cars he throws at you.
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: Chat: I need to cut a 5-drop from my sideboard. Should I cut Hixus or Outland Colossus?
🔗 19:47Caerlocc: We have a horse one but the potential of cars!
🔗 19:47 mtvcdm: Suddenly bus.
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo: So... Ian... any chance you can play Interstate '76 on-stream?
🔗 19:47ThatDangSkeleton: Well there's a Horse based jojo's part so why not
🔗 19:47 Arichamus: @Admiralmemo Colossus, definitely.
🔗 19:47 DoktorNik: You were almost Bus-ted
🔗 19:47shamonic13: as is tradition
🔗 19:48 Omega_Lairon: Memo - what's the rest of the deck / archetype?
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Arichamus: Cut the Colossus?
🔗 19:48 Angnor33: 1 is not 0.
🔗 19:48angryoptimist: 1 HP left.
🔗 19:48 Havok4: Don't touch anything.
🔗 19:48 Mowdownjoe: 1 is not 0!
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon: Standard Naya Allies.
🔗 19:48 mtvcdm: checkpoint!
🔗 19:48 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 19:48Rhynerd: At the very least Jericho's getting a shame ticket.
🔗 19:48 Arichamus: Well done!
🔗 19:48 plummeting_sloth: we lost but didn't die! Yes!
🔗 19:48 Omega_Lairon: AdmiralMemo - cut Colossus then, Hixus is a serious workhorse, and colossus is basically just an insta-kill target... very little chance of getting to do anything with him
🔗 19:49 plummeting_sloth: "Wait... I can get OUT of the car? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon: Cool. I was leaning towards doing that. Just wanted something high-end to slot in if my high-end stuff I had wasn't cutting it.
🔗 19:49 Frylock72: Huh, he's a Murder of Crows.
🔗 19:49Sockro_Mancer: HE WAS ^ CROWS IN A COAT!
🔗 19:49Caerlocc: He is crowsm'n
🔗 19:49 Havok4: he was made of crows all along!
🔗 19:49 r4v5: 5 crows in one pantsuit!
🔗 19:49 TheMoatman: How many attempts was that? Seemed ridiculously hard
🔗 19:50 Arichamus: Holy shit, this game has like 1 levels
🔗 19:50angryoptimist: If you're Jericho, and Jericho was crows...
🔗 19:50Baranastra: !Russell count
🔗 19:50 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon: Like I've got High Sentinels and Chandra's Fury as my high-end sideboard as well.
🔗 19:50 AdmiralMemo: !russellcount
🔗 19:50 LRRbot: 4 crows for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 19:50 r4v5: "EXISTENZ IS PAUSED!"
🔗 19:50Makimachine:
"No, John, you are the demons!"
🔗 19:50 mtvcdm: And a fresh car.
🔗 19:50 Omega_Lairon: Seems solid Memo, those are some good cards ^_^
🔗 19:50RassilonDND: how to wake up? must blow up everything?
🔗 19:51 plummeting_sloth: do you suffer from Night Jericos?
🔗 19:51Baranastra: Did someone count that Russell?
🔗 19:51Arclight_Dynamo: Life... is... like a... highway?!
🔗 19:51 AdmiralMemo: Omega_Lairon: Yeah. And the only reason they're not main-board is that they don't fit allies.
🔗 19:51 plummeting_sloth: ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES IN MY HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD
🔗 19:51 AdmiralMemo: !russell
🔗 19:51 LRRbot: 5 crows for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 19:51TacitusVigil: He's beginning...to believe!
🔗 19:51TheOtherTrevor: don't forget to drive
🔗 19:51 mtvcdm: The developers had. So. Much. Fun.
🔗 19:51Rhynerd: Cop God has reached his full potential!
🔗 19:52 Arichamus: Telekinetic Cop Car is better than inFAMOUS could ever be.
🔗 19:52Rhynerd: It's time for a game of dodgeball only the balls are cars.
🔗 19:52 togashinaruta: can you knock his cars out of the war with your cars?
🔗 19:52 plummeting_sloth: I'm... getting dizzy
🔗 19:53 bv310: This is slightly nauseating
🔗 19:53 bv310: but also great
🔗 19:53 Pharmacistjudge: you didn't stop Y2J
🔗 19:53 mtvcdm: So we just had a very mild earthquake. In Wisconsin. Because it's so cold. Specifically, we had what's called a frostquake.
🔗 19:53Caerlocc: @mtvcdm sounds metal
🔗 19:53 mtvcdm: The water in the ground freezes, turns to frost, expands, and moves the ground.
🔗 19:54 Arichamus: @Mtvcdm That sounds terrifying.
🔗 19:54Arclight_Dynamo: mtvcdm: Oh, yeah, we get those, too.
🔗 19:54 bv310: Nature is nifty
🔗 19:54Nosliw87: that is a sweet shirt
🔗 19:54 Arichamus: I'm glad to live in Washington, and just facing a catastrophic slip of the gargantuan plate of rock under our feet.
🔗 19:54 mtvcdm: This is the absolute best videogame level ever.
🔗 19:55 plummeting_sloth: tanner do NOT say thaat
🔗 19:55Arclight_Dynamo: Enh, it's all moot once the supervolcano goes off.
🔗 19:55 Pharmacistjudge: I have no idea what is going on...all I know is people are somehow throwing cars....
🔗 19:55 Pharmacistjudge: and racing
🔗 19:55Caerlocc: Coma powers
🔗 19:55Rhynerd: Ram the man time?
🔗 19:55 mtvcdm: I love everything about this.
🔗 19:56angryoptimist: "Use your instincts": His car-throwing instincts?
🔗 19:56 CaptainSpam: Gotta admit, this is one rather awesome game all around.
🔗 19:56 Marcum187: Hey Buddy your my 197 of 1000 random follows
🔗 19:56RassilonDND: activate alarm.exe?
🔗 19:56TheOtherTrevor: Final boss: waking up to the alarm clock
🔗 19:56 plummeting_sloth: car throw your subconcious away!
🔗 19:56 Marcum187: See ya
🔗 19:56 mtvcdm: "Give me your pants". Advice. NOW.
🔗 19:57Sockro_Mancer: "I saw everything in a coma!"
🔗 19:57 Arichamus: I figured out the evil plan with dream logic!
🔗 19:57 Omega_Lairon: "Do you trust me?" "Not when you're talking like someone who has the mother of all brain damage"
🔗 19:57 Arichamus: Which applies to the real world somehow
🔗 19:57TacitusVigil: I see no reason why this could go wrong.
🔗 19:57 plummeting_sloth: I literally can't lose my shit. I've been in a coma and have been massively constipated
🔗 19:57 plummeting_sloth: I literally can't lose my shit. I've been in a coma and have been massively constipated
🔗 19:57 mtvcdm: Give me your car keys. And your pants.
🔗 19:57RassilonDND: only if it was a ugo
🔗 19:57Arclight_Dynamo: "Ha! And now I'm downtown to stop Jericho!" *Bomb goes off*
🔗 19:57Caerlocc: Pantless driving is best
🔗 19:57 Havok4: Hey this was where we just were in the dream world.
🔗 19:58Ckiva: imagine if you fail this mission and it just hard-locks the game
🔗 19:58 Pharmacistjudge: It's not Chris Jericho?
🔗 19:58 Mowdownjoe:
Welp...
🔗 19:58 bv310:
Couldn't have been Richard Jericho
🔗 19:59Rhynerd: Chaff bomb!
🔗 19:59Caerlocc: sturdy car
🔗 19:59 plummeting_sloth: poison gas can't melt steel beams!
🔗 19:59 TheMoatman: Smokescreen working as intended
🔗 19:59RassilonDND: water barrels my old friend
🔗 19:59 Arichamus: "But why?" *dies in car crash*
🔗 19:59 Pharmacistjudge: ok....if there reason to leave the city suddenly....why didn't they turn the inbound lanes into outbound?
🔗 19:59NarishmaReborn: Not bad driving for having just come out of a coma.
🔗 19:59 TheMoatman: How many times have you said goddamn in the last 10 minutes?
🔗 19:59 CaptainSpam: The captions are slipping...
🔗 19:59 Arichamus: @Themoatman Every Goddamn time
🔗 20:00Rhynerd: Who makes a prison the downtown of a city?
🔗 20:00 mtvcdm: jericho: "Tanner, why are you not wearing pants?"
🔗 20:00Sockro_Mancer: We don't need guns, we have a CAR!
🔗 20:00Arclight_Dynamo: !russell
🔗 20:00 LRRbot: 6 crows for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner
🔗 20:00Nosliw87: @Pharmacistjudge, yeah especially since that sort of thing has happened before in hurricane evacs
🔗 20:00 plummeting_sloth: no one in this town has a gun, except that one lady who has a rocket launcher
🔗 20:00 ogier300: There's the burning car I expected.
🔗 20:00 TheMoatman: Look, you either bring the pants or you bring the gun. One or the other
🔗 20:00Arclight_Dynamo: *** Pain? Max Payne?
🔗 20:00 Omega_Lairon:
Hey now, that's *Major* Ass-pain to you, private.
🔗 20:00 plummeting_sloth: "are ... are you being chased by a boil?"
🔗 20:00Rhynerd: My *** pain, sans pants.
🔗 20:01 mtvcdm: Remember, we no longer have coma powers.
🔗 20:01ThatDangSkeleton: oh hey Unkle
🔗 20:01 Arichamus: Quick, get into another coma to get back your coma powers!
🔗 20:01angelofdust337: So anyone feeling this might take a while?
🔗 20:01Rhynerd: @arichamus but he's gonna be in an island next come
🔗 20:02 Arichamus: A CAR island
🔗 20:02CressAlvein: Aww. I miss boost already
🔗 20:02 Arichamus: Like that tower of skulls in Brütal Legend
🔗 20:02 Havok4: Jericho just airjuggled a tanker.
🔗 20:02 damullet14: just psychically throw cars at him
🔗 20:02 TheMoatman: Yeah, this definitely mimics real life camaro handling
🔗 20:02 damullet14: it'll be way easier
🔗 20:02SquareDotCube: So Burnout Paradise?
🔗 20:02 SkylerRingtail: Hold up, just tuning in. Are we OUT of the coma?
🔗 20:03Caerlocc: failed, pave the save
🔗 20:03D1cey1: This week on as the wheel turns
🔗 20:03 Arichamus: This is one hundred percent real life
🔗 20:03 plummeting_sloth: or, blow right past him. You can try that again I guess
🔗 20:03 mtvcdm: We are out of the coma and chashing Actual Jericho now, sans coma powers.
🔗 20:03shamonic13: 100000% real
🔗 20:03 Stoffern: Skylerringtail Yes, this is the real world
🔗 20:03 SkylerRingtail: Damn, I need to watch the vod
🔗 20:03 Stoffern: Skylerringtail A possibly pantsless real world
🔗 20:03RassilonDND: its the real world why arent you throwing cars?
🔗 20:03TacitusVigil:
What type of horrible police left all those prisoners to die to a bomb? Even the Dark Knight knew to evacuate them.
🔗 20:03 mtvcdm: Well, we know in a collision, Jericho damages more than we do.
🔗 20:04angelofdust337: Cmon guys can you seriously tell me you can't air juggle heavy vehicles in the real world?
🔗 20:04 damullet14: What is your partner's Camaro made of? Adamantium?
🔗 20:04 SkylerRingtail: Good to see real world pedestrians are also cats
🔗 20:04 mtvcdm: We now also know Jericho doesn't take damage from hitting anyone but us.
🔗 20:04 Arichamus: @Damullet14 It's got a vibranium finish
🔗 20:05TacitusVigil: Looks like we're gonna hafta jump!
🔗 20:05 plummeting_sloth: that...worked?
🔗 20:05Caerlocc: thanks, Jericho
🔗 20:05 damullet14: how on EARTH did you come out of that with less damage than him
🔗 20:05 Stoffern: By wich book?
🔗 20:05Caerlocc: armored car obv
🔗 20:05 Angnor33: Watch out for the radiation!
🔗 20:05 plummeting_sloth: what... IS the book at this point?
🔗 20:06angryoptimist: I love that response. "We'll see."
🔗 20:06 Havok4: Oh like a sanderson novel. You can really smash people with those books.
🔗 20:06 Omega_Lairon: "How I shot jercho in the Face 50 Times" - By John Tanner
🔗 20:06 mtvcdm: Jericho's not taking additional damage.
🔗 20:06Rhynerd: The book is a Hammett novel.
🔗 20:06 Arichamus: @Plummeting_sloth 1. Drive. 2. Do not no drive. 3. *** Jericho.
🔗 20:06 Omega_Lairon: Now a major motion picture : \
🔗 20:06 Arichamus: Car gunfight!
🔗 20:06 CaptainSpam: Say what you will about Ubisoft, they can make a DAMN good cinematic finish.
🔗 20:06 plummeting_sloth: I wonder what happens if you fully damage him before this point?
🔗 20:06D1cey1: Car mexican standoff
🔗 20:07 damullet14: it didn't look like his health was getting any lower near the end
🔗 20:07Arclight_Dynamo: plummeting_sloth: You can't - he stopped taking damage.
🔗 20:07 mtvcdm: It didn't, Damullet14.
🔗 20:07 damullet14: I think it got capped at a conveniently-damaged point for this cutscene
🔗 20:07Sockro_Mancer: Chicken!
🔗 20:07 plummeting_sloth: ahhh
🔗 20:07RassilonDND: end of the road chicken?
🔗 20:07angryoptimist: Grr! Grr!
🔗 20:07Nosliw87: is this scene hilarious to anyone else
🔗 20:07 SkylerRingtail: Back into a coma
🔗 20:07Nosliw87: like what
🔗 20:07 plummeting_sloth: oh, it's just like the end of Space Mutiny
🔗 20:07Rhynerd: Joss ting!
🔗 20:07 Havok4: Now for the joust!
🔗 20:07 Arichamus: @Nosliw87 YES
🔗 20:07Rhynerd: Jousting!
🔗 20:07ThatDangSkeleton: if anyone wanted to listen to that track it's called "Eye for an Eye" by Unkle
🔗 20:07 plummeting_sloth: he just needs to sceam than bail
🔗 20:07Caerlocc:
REKT
🔗 20:07 mtvcdm: That was the book?
🔗 20:07 damullet14: What book were YOU reading?
🔗 20:07 Angnor33: Dude, your partner just kill-stole from you!
🔗 20:07RassilonDND: yup by the book. White man's hands are clean
🔗 20:07 Stoffern: I want the book they are using
🔗 20:07 bv310: KS'ing jerk!
🔗 20:07 Arichamus: @Mtvcdm That truck is The Book!
🔗 20:07jakale: "well, book says we gotta pin him to wall with an SUV" "if that's wha thte book says"
🔗 20:08 Mowdownjoe: !completed
🔗 20:08 LRRbot: mowdownjoe: That is a mod-only command
🔗 20:08 Omega_Lairon: !game completed
🔗 20:08 LRRbot:
Driver: San Francisco added to the completed list
🔗 20:08StormPenguin: And buffering...frozen...missed it all.
🔗 20:08 mtvcdm: Mark it complete.
🔗 20:08Sockro_Mancer: !game good
🔗 20:08 LRRbot: Rating for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner is now 89% (24/27)
🔗 20:08 CaptainSpam: !game good
🔗 20:08cfpreston: post coma beer
🔗 20:08 mtvcdm: !game good
🔗 20:08 Arichamus: Good job, you two! That was good times!
🔗 20:08angelofdust337: !game good
🔗 20:08shamonic13: !game good
🔗 20:08 Havok4: So what weird things does cori have ready to fill time.
🔗 20:08Nosliw87: full buddy cop ending. 10/10
🔗 20:08 CaptainSpam: FINE game.
🔗 20:08 plummeting_sloth: but, what about not-Jerico?
🔗 20:08 Arichamus: !game good
🔗 20:08 Zaghrog: !game good
🔗 20:08 damullet14: This game looked fun as /hell/
🔗 20:08 Aarek: !game good
🔗 20:08Rhynerd: !game good
🔗 20:08 ElementalAlchemist: !game good
🔗 20:08 damullet14: !game good
🔗 20:08 Zaghrog: I can see why you like it Ian
🔗 20:08 SkylerRingtail: Ooh, I wonder if Alex ever played Spec Ops
🔗 20:08Caerlocc: !game good
🔗 20:08shamonic13: speck ops the lime
🔗 20:08 mtvcdm: I think we can just fart around here for the balance.
🔗 20:08Jaufrax: !game good
🔗 20:08 CaptainSpam: I understand now why this is one of your favorite games, Ian.
🔗 20:08 BusTed: High five freeze frame!
🔗 20:08Rhynerd: How would confuse this with Spec ops the line?
🔗 20:08angelofdust337: Has there been any other game that's done this concept since this one?
🔗 20:08 bv310: !game good
🔗 20:08PLaB719: !game good
🔗 20:08Arclight_Dynamo: I like everything about this game except the gameplay. It's *super* cool. But it's repetitive as heck.
🔗 20:08Ckiva: shame all those escaped prisoners got away
🔗 20:09 Arichamus: @Ckiva Sequel bait!
🔗 20:09Sockro_Mancer: Both games take a completely different stance on civilian causalities though
🔗 20:09 CaptainSpam:
Ckiva: I think we can all agree to not talk about them anymore.
🔗 20:09 Arichamus: Driver: Cross-Country!
🔗 20:09 LRRbot: Rating for Driver: San Francisco on I, Horner is now 92% (34/37)
🔗 20:09 mtvcdm: I don't know that Spec Ops is a stream game.
🔗 20:09RassilonDND: i want to watch ian and cory play trauma center
🔗 20:09Arclight_Dynamo: Spec Ops is not a stream game.
🔗 20:09 SkylerRingtail: Yessss, Alex must play Spec Ops. whether on or off stream
🔗 20:09 Derkatronic: Sanfranciso
🔗 20:09 Mowdownjoe: Alex might have trouble getting past the generic shooty-mans and Steve, even if that's half the point.
🔗 20:09 DoktorNik: Press X to pay respects?
🔗 20:09Arclight_Dynamo: So... Ian... Interstate '76?
🔗 20:09 r4v5: Oh man, I76
🔗 20:09 Omega_Lairon: Dr. Mario >_>
🔗 20:09Himyul: on the plus side, since you were in a coma most of the game, you killed far fewer people than expected
🔗 20:10foxdie5042: They're fine... I'm sure they all jumped to safety!
🔗 20:10 CaptainSpam: Man, I wish someone knew who had the rights to No One Lives Forever so they could remake it. Would make a good streaming game.
🔗 20:10 bv310: Spec Ops does not seem like a stream game
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh! Or Blackthorne for the SNES. Ian should play that!
🔗 20:10Rhynerd: Oh No One Lives Forever...
🔗 20:10 SkylerRingtail: I think Spec Ops could be a stream game, but with minimal attention to chat
🔗 20:11 SkylerRingtail: Alternatively, Alex's first LRR Let's Play?
🔗 20:11Sockro_Mancer: Didn't LRR JUST do a crapshoot about spec OPs the line and streaming/speedrunning?
🔗 20:11 Omega_Lairon: He still owes us a 24 Hours of Le Mans stream...
🔗 20:11 Arichamus: @Sockro_mancer Yep.
🔗 20:11 Arichamus: Still could be done, doubt all of the cast has played that game after all.
🔗 20:11 CaptainSpam: Don't tell me someone actually make a real-time video game of 24 Hours of Le Mans.
🔗 20:12 CaffeinatedLemur: caphalortv: most race sims have the race
🔗 20:12 CaffeinatedLemur: err captainspam
🔗 20:12Arclight_Dynamo: Omega_Lairon: I think he should do that concurrent with the actual race.
🔗 20:12 SkylerRingtail: Meanwhile, Obama is giving the State of the Union. My god, his hair has gone gray since his first election
🔗 20:12 CaptainSpam: CaffeinatedLemur: Yes, but the actual, full, real-time 24 hours?
🔗 20:12 Omega_Lairon: Ah, that makes sense
🔗 20:12 CaffeinatedLemur: captainspam: yup, I have done the race both in GT5 and GT6
🔗 20:13Arclight_Dynamo: Also, following the LeMans stream, I expect a real-time Dakar stream.
🔗 20:13Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 20:13 CaffeinatedLemur: took me like a week to do
🔗 20:13 Omega_Lairon: Ooh, the Monaco GP would be fun too
🔗 20:13Sockro_Mancer:
So, for the next racing game Ian should play the one with Lance Boyle
🔗 20:13 CaptainSpam:
Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You're not going to say you've got Le Mans in your game if you don't REALLY have Le Mans.
🔗 20:13 mtvcdm: Arclight_Dynamo, I did give the Moonbase just such a game...
🔗 20:13 bv310: Ooohh, Euro Truck Simulator stream!
🔗 20:13Arclight_Dynamo: mtvcdm: Yes!
🔗 20:13Rhynerd: Welcome back!
🔗 20:13 Omega_Lairon: Awesome ^_^
🔗 20:13 CaffeinatedLemur: there are the 12 hour runnings and 24 hour runnings
🔗 20:13 mtvcdm: Arclight_Dynamo: Dakar 2, specifically.
🔗 20:13Arclight_Dynamo: Or, maybe, play Spintires, Ian?
🔗 20:14 Arichamus: "Alright, enough time being awake, back to the coma-land!"
🔗 20:14 damullet14: wait, so the endgame is "you're in a coma again"?
🔗 20:14Rhynerd: Maybe it's just every time he sleeps he enters the coma land now.
🔗 20:14 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, it's just lucid dreaming now
🔗 20:14 mtvcdm: This isn't a coma anymore. Now we're just in our own bed having pleasant dreams of vehicular mayhem.
🔗 20:14 Stoffern: Damullet14 Maybe hes just taking a nap now
🔗 20:14 Mowdownjoe: THRILL CAM UPDATE
🔗 20:14 Mowdownjoe: *THRILL CAM UPGRADE
🔗 20:15 Paranundrox: Hi Ian, Hi Cori, Hi chat!
🔗 20:15 Arichamus: Hello!
🔗 20:15 r4v5: I never actually saw Spintires outside the tech update
🔗 20:15 Paranundrox: is that like throwing shade?
🔗 20:15 r4v5: or tech demo or w/e
🔗 20:15Arclight_Dynamo: Aw. Must be on Alex's account. Oh well.
🔗 20:15 Arichamus: No, he is literally throwing cars with his mind.
🔗 20:15 Paranundrox: oh hey, Cori is partially a ghost
🔗 20:15SquareDotCube: Go Nuts Doughnuts? Are we talking Cities Skylines now?
🔗 20:16 DarkMorford: ドンドンドナツ！ド～ンと行こう！
🔗 20:16 plummeting_sloth: It's a SNAKE
🔗 20:16 ElementalAlchemist:
🔗 20:17eostby: Then who was phone?
🔗 20:17SquareDotCube: of course now I want to find a mod that adds driving to Cities Skylines.
🔗 20:17 DarkMorford: Er, ドーナツ*
🔗 20:17 DarkMorford:
🔗 20:18 Mowdownjoe: Ian is bad at Smash.
🔗 20:18 SkylerRingtail:
Is...is Obama encouraging the public to revolt against the current political system?
🔗 20:18 Paranundrox: IIan good
🔗 20:18 Paranundrox: !Ian Good
🔗 20:18 DarkMorford Japaneses at Ian
🔗 20:18Caerlocc: @skylerringtail what'd he say?
🔗 20:19 Frylock72: @SkylerRingtail, I mean, this is his last term in office.
🔗 20:19 CaffeinatedLemur:
skylerringtail: yes, but he has been doing that for 7 years just being more vocal
🔗 20:19SquareDotCube: DO A BARREL ROLL
🔗 20:19 CaffeinatedLemur: also he called the congress out as unwilling to actually vote on military action
🔗 20:19 SkylerRingtail: Basically saying its up the the people to change the system, lest money, special interests, etc. continue to dominate politics.
🔗 20:19 SkylerRingtail: And that its easy to be cynical, but doing nothing will make it worse
🔗 20:20Caerlocc: @skylerringtail he's right but a hypocrite
🔗 20:20 DarkMorford: イアンさん、ファイトだよ！
🔗 20:20angelofdust337: Darkmorford ?
🔗 20:20 Omega_Lairon: Close enough!
🔗 20:21 Frylock72: That's bogus, having to lose cops after a race?
🔗 20:21Caerlocc: policemans pls
🔗 20:21 SkylerRingtail: I still don't think we'll see any meaningful change unless we do something about the two party system and first past the post voting. But eh, I'm one of the hopeless cynics
🔗 20:21 mtvcdm: It's okay, this is a happy dream now!
🔗 20:21 Omega_Lairon: Victory compression
🔗 20:21 DarkMorford: !highlight Escaped!
🔗 20:21Caerlocc: 3...2...TRUCK
🔗 20:21TacitusVigil:
Another happy landing.
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:22 Paranundrox: Escaped right into-
🔗 20:22 shamblemyshark4: reeeekt
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: This game breaks Cori so much.
🔗 20:22 togashinaruta: Now that's style points
🔗 20:22 SkylerRingtail: I kind of wish Obama would just go *** it and go on a tirade about the system.
🔗 20:22eostby: Hail Hydra....I mean, Cobra!
🔗 20:22foxdie5042: The cost of democracy is constant vigilance - Someone smart... probably
🔗 20:22 Mowdownjoe: THRILL CAM UPGRADE
🔗 20:23 SkylerRingtail: @Foxdie5042 "Vigilance, Mr. Worf. That is the price we must continually pay." - Picard, The Drumhead
🔗 20:23 Mowdownjoe:
🔗 20:23Sockro_Mancer: Why do we need to upgrade Cameron?
🔗 20:24croisvoix1: Do we still have car chucking capabilities?
🔗 20:24 Omega_Lairon: So many donuts... so much revving... what is this, (figuratively) every f***ing neighbour I've ever had?
🔗 20:24Sockro_Mancer: "Donkey Vupp"
🔗 20:24Mister_Blue_Sky: Donkey butt?
🔗 20:24 Paranundrox: !highlight Give Up?
🔗 20:24TacitusVigil: Whelp, this is my new ringtone...
🔗 20:24 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:24 SchalaKitty: Is this the sequel to "You're Fine"?
🔗 20:24Arclight_Dynamo: Dong ketchup?
🔗 20:24Rhynerd: Don't give up
🔗 20:24 mtvcdm: Don't give up
🔗 20:24foxdie5042: @skylerringtail Yea that's the one I was thinking of! Thanks.
🔗 20:25angryoptimist: Well, I'm persuaded. I'm not giving up. Hot blood, etc.
🔗 20:25Caerlocc:
Give up?
🔗 20:25TacitusVigil: "Don't give up" - Ian immediately gives up.
🔗 20:25PLaB719: don't, give up
🔗 20:26Caerlocc: ambuuuush? Again? pls
🔗 20:26 Paranundrox: this game has such a great soundtrack though
🔗 20:26 Paranundrox:
I think I end up saying that every other stream?
🔗 20:26 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Quote #915: "Stop croppin' mah bottom!" —Ian [2015-10-20]
🔗 20:26 Omega_Lairon: ^ sorta
🔗 20:26Makimachine:
wait, so everytime he turns left or right the radio channel changes? Umm...
🔗 20:26 SkylerRingtail: I feel like there's something telling behind Facebook's second to top trending topic: "Michelle Obama - First Lady Attends State of the Union Address With Guests, Wears Marigold Dress." Who the hell cares what she's wearing?!
🔗 20:27 Nightvalien28: SkylerRingtail, the right wing media
🔗 20:27Caerlocc: bwhahahaha cop collateral damage
🔗 20:27 Omega_Lairon: SkylerRingtail - Brogin nobodies... unless the answer is "nothing"... now *that* would be a story
🔗 20:27 Omega_Lairon: ^ boring
🔗 20:27Makimachine: oh, ok.
🔗 20:27foxdie5042: People on Facebook care...
🔗 20:27 Paranundrox: smooth
🔗 20:27Caerlocc:
🔗 20:27Mister_Blue_Sky:
Is it marigold or is it periwinkle?
🔗 20:28 Paranundrox: also I mean that is kinda what Facebook is about anyways
🔗 20:28 SkylerRingtail: Time to watch the Republic response
🔗 20:28RassilonDND: who activated the theramin turbo?
🔗 20:28 Paranundrox: its not exactly a bastion of involved politics
🔗 20:28Arclight_Dynamo: SkylerRingtail: They did the same thing recently with the wife of our PM. Though our PM also got asked about his shoes, so at least there's *some* gender parity. Dumb, tho...
🔗 20:28Caerlocc: cops literally wrecked
🔗 20:29 CaptainSpam: I was focusing on reckless driving, not skillful driving! No wonder!
🔗 20:29RassilonDND:
right down the center
🔗 20:29 SkylerRingtail: So...Republican response is to call Obama a good speaker, who doesn't keep promises, doesn't address rising chaos in cities or healthcare issues, and is unwilling or incapable of dealing with dem terrorists
🔗 20:29 SomebodyNowhere: !quote cori
🔗 20:29 LRRbot: Quote #1189: "Spin the wheel of lasagna!" —Cori [2015-11-28]
🔗 20:30foxdie5042: so they called him a politician?
🔗 20:30 TrakoGamer: this is a weird GTA mod
🔗 20:31 Stoffern: Skylerringtail I was under the impression addressing healthcare is one of the things he actually HAS done
🔗 20:31TacitusVigil: "Unable to address healtcare issues" is the GOP's nice way of saying "Repeal Obamacare, replace with .....?"
🔗 20:32 CaptainSpam: "Repeal Obamacare, replace with TBA"
🔗 20:32 SkylerRingtail:
I feel like I'm on a list somewhere from the things I've said about the government
🔗 20:33Caerlocc: @skylerringtail who cares about those lists anyways, I probably am too
🔗 20:33SquareDotCube: You know, that boost recharge might really come in handy right now
🔗 20:33SquareDotCube: *faster boost recharge
🔗 20:33TacitusVigil: Eh, trust me, if you were on a list that mattered, you would know it. Or so family members who have lived under actual dictatorships have told me.
🔗 20:33Caerlocc: can we buy car chucking powers now?
🔗 20:34foxdie5042: My guess is being on the Internet is enough to get you on the list
🔗 20:34 SkylerRingtail: @Caerlocc With increasing government surveillance and powers, I'm starting to worry
🔗 20:34 Zaghrog: the oncoming traffic is really a lot better starting point
🔗 20:35 mtvcdm: That was pretty good... except you hit your own car.
🔗 20:35SquareDotCube: Ian, go get that recharge
🔗 20:35 Omega_Lairon: It was going so well... until you took back control >_>
🔗 20:35SquareDotCube: that recharge upgrade
🔗 20:36RassilonDND: ian, you dont have to do this! switch to another game. We wont think less of you
🔗 20:36Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
🔗 20:36Lysander_Gustav: Hello Cori and Ian!
🔗 20:36Lysander_Gustav: Delorian?
🔗 20:36 Paranundrox: oh what happened in the story?
🔗 20:36Caerlocc: @skylerringtail I don't think America can get that far without collapsing from civil unrest
🔗 20:36 CaptainSpam: Delorean!
🔗 20:37Lysander_Gustav: So you recommend this game to others, then?
🔗 20:37 CaptainSpam: The ending was epic.
🔗 20:37 SkylerRingtail: @Caerlocc Let's hope so
🔗 20:37 CaptainSpam:
Oh, most of us KNOW the Delorean was a terrible, terrible car, but, y'know, sometimes you just gotta.
🔗 20:38Lysander_Gustav: The music is nice, too
🔗 20:38Caerlocc: Almost....
🔗 20:38Arclight_Dynamo: Well... it WAS sweet...
🔗 20:38 Omega_Lairon:
bush
🔗 20:38Lysander_Gustav: The Heavy?
🔗 20:38 Stoffern: A hambush sounds sweet
🔗 20:38 DoktorLoy: an entire bush of lrrHAM?
🔗 20:39 Stoffern: If a bit disgusting on warm days
🔗 20:39 bv310: Also, the soundtrack in this game is really great
🔗 20:39 Paranundrox: So do you guys know what game you'll be playing next?
🔗 20:40 SchalaKitty: Tell us!
🔗 20:40 Suffix: Fish touching?
🔗 20:40RassilonDND: yus.!
🔗 20:40Lysander_Gustav: Ohhh I've heard of that
🔗 20:40 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: Currently playing: Driver: San Francisco (rating 92%)
🔗 20:40 Suffix: Endless Ocean never coming back.
🔗 20:40RassilonDND: highlight that!
🔗 20:40 SkylerRingtail: !highlight add Overpass
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:40 AdmiralMemo: !highlight That
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: admiralmemo: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 20:40Lysander_Gustav: Fitting in with the theme of playing games inside of television shows
🔗 20:40 CaptainSpam: Oh. Dat overpass.
🔗 20:40SquareDotCube: Ian flew too close to the overpass
🔗 20:40 CaptainSpam:
You HAD to take the jump, didn't you?
🔗 20:41 SkylerRingtail: Well, I added an unnecessary "add" in my highlight, but okay
🔗 20:41 Paranundrox: huh. internet died just then
🔗 20:41Caerlocc: aww what did I just miss?
🔗 20:41Arclight_Dynamo: You know, I think Ian might like the game Distance. It's a racing game, but basically inside of Tron.
🔗 20:41Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
🔗 20:41 RealGamerCow: Oh, it looks like galak-z is gonna make me super-vomit. 16-bit space shooters tend todo that
🔗 20:41 mtvcdm: We've lost the race, but we've won the smashies.
🔗 20:42 Suffix: !highlight we ARE going to lose the race
🔗 20:42 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 20:42Lysander_Gustav: There's quite a bunch of games that emulate being inside a television show.
🔗 20:43 Paranundrox:
donkey butt!
🔗 20:43Caerlocc: flawless
🔗 20:43compactdisc9: find a bus and drive it through the desert
🔗 20:44SquareDotCube: Ian, you probably focus too much on trying for head-on collisions for effective smashing. T-Bones are more effective, have a better chance of hitting, and can be used with both oncoming and parallel traffic.
🔗 20:44 SkylerRingtail: Dear chat, if you feel like talking politics...what are your predictions as to what would happen if Trump became the next President?
🔗 20:44angryoptimist: Donk Above
🔗 20:44 Omega_Lairon: Stack underflow error?
🔗 20:44Caerlocc: @skylerringtail either things get worse faster or better, both are preferable to slow death imo
🔗 20:45 ElementalAlchemist: Man, imagine if the camera did this for cars in real life
🔗 20:45 damullet14: Skylerringtail: I'll put my money on "complete gridlock", same as the last 44 presidents
🔗 20:45RassilonDND: more gridlock than normal
🔗 20:45 bv310: Sweet more of The Heavy\
🔗 20:45 Omega_Lairon: !bus stop
🔗 20:45 CaptainSpam: Flawless legend.
🔗 20:45 Omega_Lairon:
🔗 20:45 SkylerRingtail: And among the public?
🔗 20:45Caerlocc: Maybe Trump makes 600 clones and gets them elected to congess too
🔗 20:45Lysander_Gustav: Wait, now you're back in the coma?
🔗 20:46Arclight_Dynamo: I'm pretty sure the joke in Back to the Future is that the Delorean looked cool, but was *crap*. And it couldn't actually hit 88 MPH.
🔗 20:46 Decaped: The coma was also a dream.
🔗 20:46 Omega_Lairon: "Garage? Ooh la-di-ah, Mr. French man." "Well what do you call it?" "A car hole!"
🔗 20:46 mtvcdm: Trump will have clones. They'll just be yobbos in the state and local races.
🔗 20:46 CaptainSpam: Still looked cool, though, I have to admit.
🔗 20:46 KidSpanner: Officer Thrill Cam is here
🔗 20:46 bv310: Among the public, the international opinion of America goes way down. Internally, nothing changes because lol-two-party-system
🔗 20:46 damullet14: Skylerringtail: What bad haircut is currently behind the desk at the white house only has slightly more to do with day to day american life than which german royal is currently the monarch of great britain, so... not much changes
🔗 20:47Lysander_Gustav: Well, it had a lot of after-purchase modifications
🔗 20:47Caerlocc: if this is a coma this DeLorean should have special powers
🔗 20:48Arclight_Dynamo: mtvcdm: We got to see a dude try to become Canadian trump on the CBC today. It... went poorly for him.
🔗 20:48TacitusVigil: Omega_Lairon: Huh, I always thought he said "car hold." Not saying I'm right, that juts never occurred to me.
🔗 20:48Arclight_Dynamo: *Canadian Trump
🔗 20:48 damullet14: the fact that nothing happened when you hit 88 MPH makes me a little sad
🔗 20:48 Frylock72: That line of driving was perfect.
🔗 20:48 CaptainSpam: Wait... will you start seeing DMC-11s on the road at random now that you bought one?
🔗 20:48 Juliamon: Among the public, Trump already has done irreparable damage. He's re-normalized racism.
🔗 20:49Caerlocc:
racism didn't go anywhere, it just got more vocal on both extremes 
🔗 20:49 Decaped: I think the sad fact is the racism was always there, it just wasn't as obvious.
🔗 20:49 Omega_Lairon: TacitusVigil - top Simpsonologists are divided on the issue... honestly, I can hear it both ways too, it just seems a lot more in character for Moe to call it a hole rather than a hold : \
🔗 20:49 DoktorLoy: not a competitive lane? we're jungling!
🔗 20:49 SkylerRingtail: @Juliamon That's what scares me. I find almost everything that comes out of Trump's mouth to be abhorrent, but so, so many people agree fervently
🔗 20:49 Juliamon: That's why I said re-normalized, not reinstated
🔗 20:49 CaptainSpam: Wait, you're going 125mph in a DELOREAN?
🔗 20:49Lysander_Gustav: Reggae is great for racing.
🔗 20:49Caerlocc: COMA powers make fast cars
🔗 20:50Arclight_Dynamo: SkylerRingtail: Give it twenty years, and those people will be too old to vote.
🔗 20:50Masterofgames02: Two hours later
🔗 20:50TacitusVigil: Omega_Lairon: Poor Moe, he doesn't deserve this...[Lie detector goes off]
🔗 20:50 Decaped: Anyway, Just look at what Trump said politically in the 80s, 90s and 00s, and then try to figure out what he's really trying to do.
🔗 20:50 bv310: @Arclight_dynamo O'Leary bombed unless you ask the now-broke oilfield workers on my facebook. Then he's the next big deal
🔗 20:50GhosteEye: mediocre
🔗 20:51Lysander_Gustav: Did he crash into himself?
🔗 20:51 mtvcdm: It's okay. The Patreon is going well enough that we can crash ALL these cars and just go buy more.
🔗 20:51 bv310: Mind you, these are the same guys who went out 5 years ago and have had 5 new cars in that time
🔗 20:51 SkylerRingtail: If I recall, didn't Trump basically flip flop between parties and issues to whatever was most popular?
🔗 20:51Arclight_Dynamo: Bv310: He really, really did. Even the Conservative guy they had on the panel afterward was mocking him.
🔗 20:51foxdie5042: I kind of am starting to think trump is a plant.
🔗 20:51Caerlocc: Donut hypu
🔗 20:51Lysander_Gustav: Catfood oil?
🔗 20:51 damullet14: Foxdie5042: Because mammals aren't that color?
🔗 20:52 SchalaKitty: I want Katsudon!
🔗 20:52 SkylerRingtail: @Foxdie5042 I know you don't mean a literal plant, but the image of a fern wearing a toupee is too glorious'
🔗 20:52 Decaped: Trump is definitely forcing the issue of radicalization in the republican base.
🔗 20:52 bv310: @Arclight_dynamo Nah, morons bought in to his *** rhetoric. I'm pretty sure that was his goal. One of them's now posting about "the start of the movement that will bring the economy back"
🔗 20:52Lysander_Gustav: Sweet air
🔗 20:52 farleyf: So do the doughnuts taste like cat food or do the cats eat better that night
🔗 20:52angelofdust337: Well you can at least say his hair isn't probably naturally grown
🔗 20:52 bv310: I'm concerned that he doesn't know how little a million bucks does these days
🔗 20:52foxdie5042: I wasn't thinking that and I'm ashamed I didn't =p
🔗 20:53TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Just think of Trump as the prequel to Fallout. We get to find out why the US annexed Canada and the Great War started.
🔗 20:53Arclight_Dynamo: Bv310: Enh, so morons get to vote for him when he runs, instead of serious Conservative contenders, and it splits the vote on the right.
🔗 20:53 mtvcdm: It's okay, the speed limit is 70 and we're driving backwards at 53.
🔗 20:53Lysander_Gustav: Wow, that is one delicate car
🔗 20:53 SchalaKitty: @farleyf - he said Katsudon which is Japanese fried pork cutlets
🔗 20:53Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Ugh, don't joke. Threat of US invasion is a big part of Canadian history.
🔗 20:53foxdie5042: A few less IQ points and we would have to put him in the corner and water him.
🔗 20:53 Frylock72: Getting all Don Johnson up in here?
🔗 20:53 farleyf: @schalakitty hmm change the pork to chicken and I could get behind that
🔗 20:53 SkylerRingtail: @Foxdie5042 Oh god I need a drawing of that now
🔗 20:54SquareDotCube: There was a RUF that you drove really, really well... Have you gotten that one Ian?
🔗 20:54 damullet14: The US wouldn't try to annex Canada
🔗 20:54 damullet14: We tried with Texas, and look how THAT turned out
🔗 20:54 SkylerRingtail: Extinguish fire by...ramming?
🔗 20:54TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: ...up to the latter 19th century, at best. I mean, even we're best friends with the UK, and we didn't want their monarchy shoving us around.
🔗 20:54 farleyf: @arclight_dynamo didn't both the US and Canada have plans to invade the other country
🔗 20:54 bv310: Hell, it's a point of Canadian pride that we're involved in the only war in history where everyone wins
🔗 20:54Arclight_Dynamo: Damullet14: The US *has* tried to do so. More than once.
🔗 20:54angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo The US was barely even a real country by that point.
🔗 20:54 damullet14: Arclight_dynamo: Sure, but not LATELY
🔗 20:54angelofdust337: I don't know what's scarier: him winning or what kinda nation the US is if it even almost seriously elects him
🔗 20:54Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Still... sore point.
🔗 20:54Lysander_Gustav: You can be a firetruck if you want to, you can leave those other trucks behind, because if those trucks don't want to firetruck, than they're no trucks of mine?
🔗 20:54 SchalaKitty: @farleyf - Yup, they make Chicken Katsudon as well! It is really delicious, coated in panko and served with Katsu sauce (imagine kinda like steak sauce)
🔗 20:54Arclight_Dynamo: farleyf: Yep. Up until the 1920s.
🔗 20:54 Stoffern: SkylerRingtail Do you have a twitter? Cause I think I would enjoy following you on twitter
🔗 20:55 farleyf: See that's why Australia is great - we don't border any country
🔗 20:55Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: 1871?
🔗 20:55 SkylerRingtail: @Stoffern No I don't, and I don't normally spew political talk
🔗 20:55 Juliamon: honestly, I have a friend who works at an up-and-coming news station in the state and Trump visited recently and she said he's not that crazy one-on-one, he's just really really weird.
🔗 20:55 bv310: I'm sure he's not, but the persona he's using is.
🔗 20:55angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo We were late bloomers.
🔗 20:55Baranastra:
@Farleyf Wait until people start claiming the water as territory.
🔗 20:55TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm just saying that you *successfully* repelled a US invasion, although yes, I know about the whole cultural zeitgeist of the formation of the Dominion in 1867. Other than "taking the dare," of course.
🔗 20:55 Lord_Hosk: w... wh.. why.. If there are all these fire trucks so near burning vehicles... why arent the real firemen taking care of the problem?
🔗 20:55 Stoffern:
Skylerringtail Fair enough
🔗 20:56Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Don't make me deploy the gif.
🔗 20:56Baranastra:
@Farleyf Eh, was more appropriate.
🔗 20:56Lysander_Gustav: You'd think a firetruck's objective would have a time limit. Especially a fuel tanker.
🔗 20:56Caerlocc: Coma. Answer is always coma unless wizards
🔗 20:56compactdisc9: 420 quench it
🔗 20:56TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Deploy the gif!
🔗 20:56 SkylerRingtail: @Stoffern Though I hope that meant you mostly agree with my sentiments, and don't think they're hilarious dumb
🔗 20:56 farleyf:
@baranastra that's when we unleash our animals on the enemy - a horde of Platypus and Redbacks
🔗 20:56Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 20:56 SkylerRingtail: @Arclight_dynamo Where is that from?
🔗 20:57 Omega_Lairon:
No today
🔗 20:57 KidSpanner: Fires that firemen can't quench chapter 1: The heart. Chapter 2 is the loins.
🔗 20:57Caerlocc: get quenched
🔗 20:57Lysander_Gustav: Yay
🔗 20:57Lysander_Gustav: Shine Get
🔗 20:57foxdie5042: My honest opinion is Trump is just saying what he thinks will get his face on TV. How much he actually believes will have to wait until his book about running.
🔗 20:57 Stoffern: Skylerringtail Dont worry I think youre great
🔗 20:57 damullet14: Kidspanner: Chapter three, the soul?
🔗 20:57 damullet14: chapter 4, patriotism?
🔗 20:57TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: I am *so* happy I convinced you to make those gifs, btw.
🔗 20:57 SkylerRingtail: Didn't Trump at some point call the American people something along the lines of dumb or sheeple?
🔗 20:58Caerlocc: but Americans as a whole are dumb, large groups always are
🔗 20:58TacitusVigil: SkylerRingtail: He called Iowans that because Cruz passed his lead for a while. Note he called an audience of Iowans that.
🔗 20:58 Juliamon: Trump has his staff instruct people to greet him by bowing, just so that when they do he can tell them it's not necessary.
🔗 20:58 farleyf: Why is the tanker still driving if it's on fire - do they work for Pizza Hut Deliver the oil in under 30 minutes or it's free
🔗 20:58 CaptainSpam: "RIGHT OF WAY, CITIZEN! SORRY!"
🔗 20:58Lysander_Gustav: You can't do sweet jumps if you're going against the flow of traffic
🔗 20:58angelofdust337: But are we elect a guy who publicly said he'll bring back internment camps dumb?
🔗 20:59foxdie5042: A person is smart. People are dumb flighty creatures. - Tommy Lee Jones
🔗 20:59Caerlocc: @angelofdust337 never underestimate dumb
🔗 20:59angelofdust337: Caerlocc Yeah I shouldn't
🔗 20:59Caerlocc: this music is sweet
🔗 20:59 Baldrash: Time to make the donuts!
🔗 20:59 SkylerRingtail: @Angelofdust337 Depends. If Trump wins the nomination and there just so happens to be a significant terrorist attack on American soil between then and elections...
🔗 20:59Lysander_Gustav: "He wants you back!" he screams like a fireman that has no fire -- except the passion in his heart.
🔗 20:59 SchalaKitty: Perfect ending
🔗 20:59 mtvcdm: I learned that coma powers are awesome.
🔗 20:59 farleyf: Awesome ending
🔗 20:59Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: They've come in handy more than once.
🔗 21:00Sockro_Mancer: Give 'em the ol' Powdered Doughnut
🔗 21:00angryoptimist: I learned that Jericho has a Stand.
🔗 21:00 farleyf: Can this please the closer for all car streams
🔗 21:00 CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Cori!
🔗 21:00angelofdust337: Night Ian and Cori. Thanks for the stream!
🔗 21:00Lysander_Gustav: Good night Cori and Ian! Thank you for playing!
🔗 21:00Arclight_Dynamo: "Improv-toTape"
🔗 21:00 farleyf: Night Cori and Ian thanks for the fun times
🔗 21:00angryoptimist: Yes, thanks for the steam.
🔗 21:00 Lord_Hosk: If what you are seeing here terrifies you... You are probably pretty normal
🔗 21:00Arclight_Dynamo: !next
🔗 21:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Tuesday at Wed 12:00 PM PST (14:59 from now).
🔗 21:00bawkbawkboo1: I've been lurking but I enjoyed the stream. Goodnight!
🔗 21:00 farleyf: Don't forget the Patreon wall
🔗 21:01 mtvcdm: FRIDAY in australia?
🔗 21:01 RealGamerCow: tires: ruined.
🔗 21:01Arclight_Dynamo: Night all! Thanks Cori and Ian!
🔗 21:01Caerlocc: o/ thanks for coma driving
🔗 21:01 Paranundrox: g'night!
🔗 21:01TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: I really wish there was a good US equivalent I had. The best I can think of is the scene where they pass the 13th Amendment in Congress in Lincoln.
🔗 21:01 Herbert_Erpaderp: We got rid of thursday in Australia
🔗 21:01 Phailhammer:
cya
🔗 21:01TacitusVigil: Thanks Corian!
🔗 21:01 mtvcdm: Wednedsay Pacific, Friday in Australia?
🔗 21:01 farleyf:
Um ok then - I must have missed a day
🔗 21:01 DarkMorford: G'night, chat
🔗 21:01Lysander_Gustav: Good night!
🔗 21:01Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: See, your issue is you don't have Heritage Minutes. You're too confident in your own culture that you don't need to make them.
🔗 21:01Sockro_Mancer: Every Wednesday, Thursday, and Funsday!
🔗 21:01 farleyf: Wohoo four day week
🔗 21:01onebadpillow: oh, they finished just now?
🔗 21:01 Juliamon: Australian Thursdays were eaten by venomous wildlife
🔗 21:01 Phailhammer: Abbott got rid of Thursdays here when he became prime minister. Turnbull's trying to get it back, but the Senate's giving him a hard time.
🔗 21:02TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Sometimes a little *too* confident.
🔗 21:02Lysander_Gustav: No, we have complete apathy in our culture, when we aren't horribly embarassed by it.
🔗 21:02Sockro_Mancer: Welp, night all.
🔗 21:02TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Do you know what the name of the painting is in the rotunda of the US Capitol?
🔗 21:02 farleyf: @juliamon @phailhammer +1 to both of you
🔗 21:03Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Let me guess... the Apotheosis of the Founders?
🔗 21:03TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, close. The Apotheosis of Washington. I guess you've heard it before.
🔗 21:03TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: And I've added that video to my favorites. I might check it out if I can't sleep (again) tonight.
🔗 21:03 SkylerRingtail: Anyway, to any artists in chat, I submit to you the Trump as a fern being watered challenge
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Pffft! Actually, no. Just a guess.
🔗 21:04angryoptimist: Can't really directly compare Canada and the US. They're able to culturally cross-pollinate, but they're very different countries with very different conditions.
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Guilty confession - I own that series on DVD.
🔗 21:04 Stoffern: a fern watered by who?
🔗 21:04 SkylerRingtail: On a side note, did you know Kim Davis was at the State of the Union address? And supposedly seated between four gay married couples, if reddit is to be believed (so, probably not)
🔗 21:04foxdie5042: fox news?
🔗 21:05Arclight_Dynamo: Watered by the tears of Teabaggers.
🔗 21:05 SkylerRingtail: The joke someone made was if Trump's IQ was any lower, we'd have to water him
🔗 21:05TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Nothing guilty about it. I'd borrow them from you if I could...which I guess, watching on Youtube from your link, I kinda am.
🔗 21:06 SkylerRingtail: That was after someone referred to Trump as a plant (I guess to undermine the Republican party?), and I got the image of a fern with a toupee in my head
🔗 21:06Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Ha, totally. I think the full episodes are up on there, by-the-by.
🔗 21:06angryoptimist: I mean, Canada is *huge*, but the US has ~10x as many people in it. Canada also dodges some cultural baggage the US is saddled with, while Canada, no doubt, has its own unique challenges.
🔗 21:06Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: For one, we get swamped by US culture. It's hard to have our own.
🔗 21:06TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Now have *you* seen a certain US documentary called Canadian Bacon...?
🔗 21:07foxdie5042: @skylerringtail That is what I meant about the plant comment. But I do like the fern imagery =P
🔗 21:08angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo But you do. A remarkable number of "our" famous artists really belong to Canada.
🔗 21:08DrWreckage: Is this thing telling me the next show is rhythm tuesday... on wednesday?
🔗 21:08TacitusVigil:
Yes DrWreckage, that's the joke now.
🔗 21:08TacitusVigil: A joke, but accurate.
🔗 21:08Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: Sure. But they make American films, TV shows, etc. We have no real local cultural industries like that. Look at the UK - they make their own stuff. We don't.
🔗 21:09Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Why, yes. 100% accurate.
🔗 21:09TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: I feel like that's Canada trying too hard. The BBC doesn't go out and tell Sherlock or Dr. Who to be "more British"
🔗 21:10TacitusVigil:
But again, Canada is so close to the US...probably wouldn't be so bad if we weren't separated by a common language too.
🔗 21:10angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo Last Desert Bus, a lot of interesting Canadiana came up that I'd never heard of... That indicates to me a thriving local culture.
🔗 21:11TacitusVigil: Not that that might help either. There's a saying in Mexico: "So far from God, so close to the United States..."
🔗 21:11 Stoffern: Ah yes...Canadiana the famous superhero
🔗 21:11 SkylerRingtail: Well, goodnight chat. Time to collapse into bed and hope I can drag myself out of it in the morning for work x.x
🔗 21:11 Stoffern: goodnight Skyler
🔗 21:12Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: That's half the problem. The other half is the lack of funding and how easy it is to go to the US.
🔗 21:12TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, half our shows are made in Vancouver now if that helps.
🔗 21:12Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: Hm. Maybe. Except people here seem to have a contempt for their own history.
🔗 21:12 SkylerRingtail: @Stoffern Goodnight person who apparently agrees with how I think. I'll try to remember oyur name in the future. No promises
🔗 21:12 Stoffern:
Thats fine
🔗 21:12angryoptimist: @stoffern A word meaning "fundamentally Canadian things"; like Americana.
🔗 21:12 SkylerRingtail: @Stoffern Oh! Easy mnemonic: Your name ends in fern
🔗 21:12Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Also kind of a sore point, really. We're being used to create cultural products for other countries. Not our own.
🔗 21:13TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. Well, you didn't really expect them to put Atlantis or Stargate Command under the command of Canadian, did you?
🔗 21:13TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Actually, that would kinda make sense for Atlantis...
🔗 21:14Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: No. But I kind of want to make our own stuff. We really just... don't. Ever.
🔗 21:14TacitusVigil: Forever Knight was Canadian. Kinda stealth Canadian though.
🔗 21:14angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo What about LRR?
🔗 21:14angryoptimist: I think that counts.
🔗 21:14Arclight_Dynamo:
Well, yeah. Flashpoint, too. The fact that they can't mention Canada, and need to pretend it's the US is *also* shitty.
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil: I think that's companies, not people watching.
🔗 21:15Arclight_Dynamo: Sorry, TacitusVigil, I'm kind of venting a bunch of frustrations about US cultural hegemony, here.
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil: Sort of the "People won't watch movies if the lead is a woman or black" mentality.
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: You're fine! I'm not taking it personally!
🔗 21:15Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: Sure they do. But they're not, well, sitting on the CBC, are they?
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: I think that there should be more Canadian stuff too. I've actually wondered about this since the first time I went to Europe.
🔗 21:16Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Well, as I say, it's lack of funding, cultural cringe/contempt for our own culture, and the ease of going to the US.
🔗 21:17Arclight_Dynamo: Like, you ask a Canadian about Canadian history? Universal response: "Boring!"
🔗 21:17TacitusVigil:
I know, it's so boring you didn't have major issues around slavery. So boring that you didn't have a civil war.
🔗 21:17TransplendantBobtail: not "we burned down the white-house... that's about it"
🔗 21:17 Phailhammer:
Arclight_Dynamo: I've heard the same response regarding Australian history.
🔗 21:17angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo I haven't watched TV regularly in 10 years, and my life has hardly changed. I don't think TV is the be-all, end-all anymore.
🔗 21:17Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Well... we *did* have one. 1837.
🔗 21:18Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: And yet... "Boring!"
🔗 21:18TacitusVigil: Well yes. Sorry, now I'm venting over people romanticizing war and history, especially in the US.
🔗 21:18Arclight_Dynamo: Phailhammer: See, and that's no good, either. It's *not*!
🔗 21:18Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Ah, yes. We get that about 1812. *Vomits*
🔗 21:19TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Know which movie I hate? Gone with the Wind. I'm not saying it's bad, but personally...ugh.
🔗 21:19Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Never seen it, actually. Does romanticize the South, doesn't it?
🔗 21:19TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah yes, I remember the frightening Heritage Moments with the War of 1812
🔗 21:19TransplendantBobtail: it is like 3 weeks long and full of values of both the time it's set and the time it's made that don't quite hold up.
🔗 21:19TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Oh *does* it. The whole "Lost Cause" mythos.
🔗 21:19 Phailhammer: Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah. I know where you're coming from about Canadian stuff; I have much the same ideas about Australian stuff.
🔗 21:20Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Ew.
🔗 21:20TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Half the Civil War things I've seen do though, partly I think because they want to appeal to both side/decendants of both sides.
🔗 21:20Arclight_Dynamo: Phailhammer: See, and I want to see more from Australia, too! Anything different, any new viewpoint is *good*.
🔗 21:20angryoptimist: Maybe we're looking at this from the wrong perspective. How many countries *have* significant, visible culture exports? Maybe creating a lot of culture is weird.
🔗 21:21TacitusVigil: Eh, everyone produces a lot of culture, the US just exports a lot of it through TV, movies, and business.
🔗 21:21Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: The US. Most of Europe. Japan. Korea. China.
🔗 21:21TacitusVigil: Soft power by definition.
🔗 21:21Arclight_Dynamo: ^
🔗 21:21 Phailhammer: Arclight_Dynamo: I have a few series I can think of (some of which I haven't checked out either): Blue Heelers, Redfern Now, The Principal, Glitch.
🔗 21:22angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo Out of hundreds of distinct cultures and nations.
🔗 21:22Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: Most of the developed world.
🔗 21:23Arclight_Dynamo: Phailhammer: And I'm going to check those out. Let me return the favour with Due South.
🔗 21:23TransplendantBobtail: In NZ it's astounding how little Aus and NZ stuff we get compared with American. if you want to see something from our culture it's easier to go to something live
🔗 21:23angryoptimist: The developed world is not all of the world, though...
🔗 21:23TacitusVigil: Is Due South actually Canadian or US "exploiting" Canadian tropes?
🔗 21:23TacitusVigil: I've always wondered.
🔗 21:23Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: No, but when talking about Canada/Australia vs. the US, it's the relevant aprt.
🔗 21:23Arclight_Dynamo: *part
🔗 21:23Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, it's Canadian as hell.
🔗 21:24 Phailhammer:
Arclight_Dynamo: I'll give it a look at some point.
🔗 21:24TacitusVigil: Ok, then why is he always wearing his red dress uniform! That's a dress uniform, you don't wear that on duty?!
🔗 21:24Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Both in the fact that it was a CTV production, and in the fact that it has a Canadian ethos to it. It's *weird* from a US perspective.
🔗 21:24Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, he doesn't.
🔗 21:24TacitusVigil:
Or is it "Americans will think mounties always wear red"?
🔗 21:25Arclight_Dynamo: He's often in the undress uniform. Heck, changes to the undress are a plot point in one episode.
🔗 21:25TacitusVigil: Lol, admittedly it's been years since I've seen it. I just remember thinking the US partner was a stereotypical jerk.
🔗 21:26TacitusVigil:
Also the first time I heard Barrett's Privateers I think was an episode where he uses that on a ship to protect his partner undercover.
🔗 21:26angryoptimist: Oh, I remember that show.
🔗 21:26Arclight_Dynamo:
Yep! The point of the show is to play American clichés against Canadian ones, for comedic effect.
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil: Yes...*every* episode...I assume they only canceled it because they ran out of contrasting stereotypes. lol
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil: You had that clip prepared...surprisingly quickly.
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil:
🔗 21:27Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil: Is...that his real voice?
🔗 21:27Arclight_Dynamo: Seriously... Due South is one of my favourite shows.
🔗 21:27TacitusVigil: Singing I mean.
🔗 21:27Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, yeah, dude can sing.
🔗 21:28TacitusVigil:
Very nice.
🔗 21:28TacitusVigil: Sorry, I always ask when I hear an actor sing.
🔗 21:28Arclight_Dynamo: Don't blame you.
🔗 21:30TacitusVigil: Ok, this will sound like a long shot idea but...
🔗 21:30TacitusVigil: "Canadian House of Cards"
🔗 21:30TacitusVigil:
🔗 21:30TacitusVigil: I mean it will just be called "House of Cards" but set in Ottawa of course.
🔗 21:30angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo One must also consider population differences. I had no idea, until recently, that Canada had as small a population as it does. For Canada to be even or outcompete the US in volume of culture manufactured, they would have to be extraordinarily better. But, really, all humans are roughly as good in aggregate.
🔗 21:30Arclight_Dynamo: I think it would be best as an historical piece - either the 1860s or 1970s. Interesting times...
🔗 21:31Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: I don't mean to compete with the US. I mean to have *any* output. The UK has less than twice the population of Canada. They produce *far* more than twice the stuff we do. We're punching below our weight.
🔗 21:31 AdmiralMemo: Well THAT'S a deck that runs on one card... I swing with a Sludge Crawler, ingest Ob Nixilis, opponent concedes.
🔗 21:33TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: We also produce way too many Law and Orders and CSIs. We produce a lot of crap tv.
🔗 21:33 AdmiralMemo:
Hey! I like Law & Order and CSI!
🔗 21:33Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, we produce crap, too. It's just that no one watches it.
🔗 21:34Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 21:34Arclight_Dynamo:
Low-budget crap, even.
🔗 21:34foxdie5042: Need more NCIS imo
🔗 21:34TacitusVigil: LOL Sorry Memo. I like...well CSI anyway. And NCIS. But then we make "LA" and "New Orleans" and "Cyber" and "SVU" and....
🔗 21:34Arclight_Dynamo: I know there was talk about a CSI Montreal a while back...
🔗 21:34 AdmiralMemo: TacitusVigil: While I actually do enjoy those shows, I know what you mean and I was ribbing you.
🔗 21:34angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo Well, if it makes you feel any better, US culture has very little it does owe to other cultures.
🔗 21:35angryoptimist: er, doesn't
🔗 21:35foxdie5042: Don't watch cyber if you have any passing knowledge of tech
🔗 21:35TacitusVigil: AdmiralMemo: Just making sure. I don't want to insult someone for liking something that I don't. I hate people that rip on people for that.
🔗 21:35Arclight_Dynamo: angryoptimist: I suppose. Still, you make it your own. And you're proud of it. I wish we had a little of that confidence.
🔗 21:35TacitusVigil:
Oh, CSI: Cyber is HILARIOUS to see what Hollywood thinks computers and tech is like.
🔗 21:36 AdmiralMemo: TacitusVigil: We can all sing Heather's song... "It's OK... to not like things... but don't be a **** about it..."
🔗 21:36angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo We could use a little humility here, honestly.
🔗 21:36foxdie5042: The epl a saw they recreated a fight between two people using the accelerometer of our extras cell phone...
🔗 21:37angryoptimist: @arclight_dynamo I'd propose a trade if I could arrange it...
🔗 21:37Arclight_Dynamo:
Ha. I'd take you up on it.
🔗 21:37foxdie5042: of one cell phone... I need a better auto correct...
🔗 21:37Arclight_Dynamo: Welp, anyway, I'd best be off. Night, peeps!
🔗 21:38TacitusVigil: Night Arclight. Keep your stick on the ice.
🔗 21:38angryoptimist: G'night arclight_
🔗 22:52 AdmiralMemo: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Chat! Important news!
🔗 22:56 adi_pie: Yes, Memo?
🔗 22:56 AdmiralMemo:
Gatherer has been updated with Oath of the Gatewatch! All the errata are now live!
🔗 22:56 AdmiralMemo: !card Sol Ring
🔗 22:56 LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {2} to your mana pool.
🔗 22:56 AdmiralMemo: !card Wastes
🔗 22:56 LRRbot: Found 8 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
🔗 22:56 AdmiralMemo: Or...
🔗 22:56 AdmiralMemo: !card Mirrorpool
🔗 22:56 LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
🔗 22:57 AdmiralMemo: Well, I guess LRRbot doesn't have the update.
🔗 22:57 AdmiralMemo: But check out Sol Ring or something.
🔗 22:59 adi_pie: That's neat. I'm curious how that will appear in stuff like LRRBOT
