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🔗 05:59hippitybobbity: !next
🔗 05:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (13:00 from now).
🔗 06:06 Nightvalien28: good morning hippity, how's your afternoon?
🔗 06:10hippitybobbity: Good morning, Nightvalien
🔗 06:10hippitybobbity: Pretty good
🔗 06:10hippitybobbity: Spent the morning having coffee with my dad
🔗 06:10hippitybobbity: Now I need to get back 2 work
🔗 06:10hippitybobbity: You?
🔗 06:15 Nightvalien28: at work, having breakfast
🔗 06:19hippitybobbity: Nicd
🔗 06:20 Nightvalien28: yup, it is a great friday morning
🔗 06:22hippitybobbity: It started very misty here
🔗 06:22hippitybobbity: But it did get better
🔗 06:22 Nightvalien28: oh wow found a vine that would kill phoenixmelior
🔗 06:22 Nightvalien28: guy unpacks a bunch of fire emblems fates, then dumps them into the trash
🔗 06:24hippitybobbity: That ounds hysterical
🔗 06:33Compleatly: Was he dumping copies of Birthright?
🔗 06:33Compleatly:
If so, he made the right decision 
🔗 06:33 Nightvalien28: it was the new one, fates isn't it?
🔗 06:33 Nightvalien28: lol
🔗 06:34Compleatly: there are 3 versions of that
🔗 06:35Compleatly: Birthright, Conquest, and then the real game that they sell you as DLC
🔗 06:42Compleatly: Did you not get Fates Nightvalien?
🔗 06:42 Nightvalien28: I do not have a 3ds
🔗 06:47Compleatly:
That never stopped me 
🔗 06:47 Nightvalien28: hehe
🔗 06:48 PhoenixMelior: chat I'm about to do something stupid
🔗 06:49 PhoenixMelior: I'm about to go get myself an iced capp.
🔗 06:49 ExachixKitsune: Why is that stupid?
🔗 06:49 PhoenixMelior: because it's basically all sugar
🔗 06:49Compleatly: Nightvalien show her the thing
🔗 06:49Compleatly: Give her the thing nightvalien
🔗 06:49 PhoenixMelior: feel free to give me the thing - I'll look at it when I get back in like 7 minutes
🔗 06:50Compleatly: I'd like to see it as well
🔗 06:53 Nightvalien28: will not give the thing, the thing is evil
🔗 06:55Compleatly: Can you whisper it to me
🔗 06:55Compleatly: or give me the title or whatever of the vine maker or something
🔗 06:56 Nightvalien28: yeah hang on
🔗 06:59 PhoenixMelior: wait it's a vine
🔗 06:59 PhoenixMelior: I don't know if I want the thing
🔗 07:00 Nightvalien28: here's the thing, don't look at it
🔗 07:01 PhoenixMelior: I looked at it
🔗 07:01 PhoenixMelior: it's not that bad
🔗 07:01Compleatly:
Copies of Birthright went into the garbage. That man was a hero even though he had to sacrifice some copies of Conquest 
🔗 07:01 Nightvalien28: yeah I know, that's the joke
🔗 07:02 PhoenixMelior: according to Amazon my special edition is somewhere between Ontario and my offic
🔗 07:02 PhoenixMelior: *office
🔗 07:02 Nightvalien28: hope your copy is on its way, by the way how are ya?
🔗 07:02Compleatly: Maybe it'll get there before the end of today.
🔗 07:02Compleatly: I don't know how far ontario is from you though
🔗 07:02 Nightvalien28: and when you say iced capp, that stands for cappuccino?
🔗 07:02 PhoenixMelior: I doubt that, it's a 5 hour flight away
🔗 07:02 PhoenixMelior: I am better. Rash appears to be subsiding slowly
🔗 07:03 PhoenixMelior: only mine is vanilla flavoured because I know how to iced capp
🔗 07:03 Nightvalien28: hmm
🔗 07:07 PhoenixMelior: hmm?
🔗 07:07 RebelliousUno: it looks like sludge
🔗 07:07Compleatly: it looks gross
🔗 07:07 PhoenixMelior: you non Canadians and your lack of understanding
🔗 07:08 RebelliousUno: I mean it's also "Coffee" supposedly so that puts it on the bottom of the drinks pile too
🔗 07:08 ExachixKitsune: It looks like a coffee slushie. I'm not certain that's a bad thing but I don't drink coffee
🔗 07:09 PhoenixMelior: I mean, yes, it's basically a coffee slushie
🔗 07:10 Nightvalien28: it looks good
🔗 07:10 Nightvalien28: I wonder if I can make one
🔗 07:11Compleatly: coffees and slushies are disgusting
🔗 07:11 PhoenixMelior: this is basically our national beverage
🔗 07:12 PhoenixMelior: which I may never drink again as it happens, because without my retainer I'm quite a bit more susceptible to brain freezes as it turns out
🔗 07:17 PhoenixMelior: !next
🔗 07:17 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (11:42 from now).
🔗 07:37 PhoenixMelior: chat died in a hurry
🔗 07:37Compleatly: There's nothing to talk about
🔗 07:38 PhoenixMelior: now that's never true
🔗 07:38Compleatly: Fates came out in the west today, which is kind of neat I guess
🔗 07:38Compleatly: more importantly, the Shadow Dancer comes out in a few weeks in dungeon fighter online
🔗 07:38Compleatly: they'll release the real fire emblem fates in a few weeks too
🔗 07:39 ExachixKitsune: Still not released to the UK (fates that is)
🔗 07:39Compleatly:
You're not missing much 
🔗 07:41 PhoenixMelior:
(he's lying
)
🔗 07:42 PhoenixMelior: when is Fates supposed to come out in Europe?
🔗 07:42 ExachixKitsune:
I believe you 
🔗 07:42 ExachixKitsune: I don't know
🔗 07:42 ExachixKitsune: There's no release date
🔗 07:42 ExachixKitsune: Except '2016'
🔗 07:43Zieterminator: !next
🔗 07:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (11:16 from now).
🔗 07:43 PhoenixMelior: oof
🔗 07:43 PhoenixMelior: when they give you a year, I'm always like "so we'll get it when it's done, got it"
🔗 07:43 PhoenixMelior: I'm still doubtful we'll even get Persona 5 this year
🔗 07:45 PhoenixMelior: considering the only news I can find on the game is on sites with questionable names such as "Christian Today"
🔗 07:45 ExachixKitsune: huh
🔗 07:45 Nightvalien28: that's odd
🔗 07:45 ExachixKitsune: I didn't know they'd have a vested interest in persona.
🔗 07:46Compleatly: I mean
🔗 07:46Compleatly: You could pick a japanese copy of IF
🔗 07:46Compleatly: and get the english patch
🔗 07:46Compleatly: The English patch is, sometimes, better translated than the real localization
🔗 07:47Compleatly:
Others times it is blatantly not 
🔗 07:47 PhoenixMelior: this is true
🔗 07:48Compleatly: Maybe fates is just poorly written
🔗 07:48 PhoenixMelior: we'll find out
🔗 07:48Compleatly: It is certainly very repetitive
🔗 07:48 PhoenixMelior: I probably won't get a copy until monday but that's fine
🔗 07:49Compleatly: since you spend the greater part of 12 chapters telling the ~45 characters you get to use "Come with me. I'm trying to save the world. I can't tell you who we're fighting or where they are, but just trust me on this".
🔗 07:50Compleatly: There's a bit less of that in Conquest and Birthright, as you might imagine.
🔗 07:50 PhoenixMelior: wait what?
🔗 07:51Compleatly: wait what wha
🔗 07:51 PhoenixMelior: I'm confused by "you spend the greater part of 12 chapters telling the ~45 characters you get to use "Come with me. I'm trying to save the world. I can't tell you who we're fighting or where they are, but just trust me on this"."
🔗 07:51Compleatly: What's confusing about that.
🔗 07:51Compleatly:
half 
🔗 07:51 PhoenixMelior: is that supposed to be the over arching plot of every fire emblem game because that's completely false
🔗 07:51Compleatly: I mean literally
🔗 07:52 PhoenixMelior: that's not what happens though
🔗 07:52 PhoenixMelior: I present to you rekka no ken and path of radiance
🔗 07:52Compleatly: in Invisible Kingdom, you spend the greater part of 12 chapters telling the ~45 characters you get to use "Come with me. I'm trying to save the world. I can't tell you who we're fighting or where they are, but just trust me on this".
🔗 07:52 PhoenixMelior: ah
🔗 07:53 PhoenixMelior: I thought you meant every fire emblem game
🔗 07:53Compleatly: and when I say "I can't tell you"
🔗 07:53Compleatly: I don't mean, Corrin, Aqua and the rest are idiots
🔗 07:53 PhoenixMelior: and I was like "no come get it right, you spend every fire emblem game as a lord gathering allies and running from someone trying to kill you for the first 12 chapters"
🔗 07:54Compleatly: I mean, they physically can not say the name of who they're fighting or where they need to go
🔗 07:55Compleatly: Well it's a little different in fates
🔗 07:55Compleatly: The first 6 chapters are the same for every campaign, it's basically the prologue where you get introduced to Nohr and Hoshido
🔗 07:56Compleatly: The pacing for the two side campaigns is a bit different than the pacing in Revelations; Revelations endgame is sort of like 10 chapters long.
🔗 07:57Compleatly: and that's where revelations contrasts most wildly from Conquest and Birthright
🔗 07:57Compleatly: And with that, I must go to do the thing.
🔗 07:58 PhoenixMelior: enjoy the thing
🔗 07:59 PhoenixMelior: and yes I'm getting a little less patient each minute
🔗 07:59 PhoenixMelior: even though I know I'm not getting it today there's still a CHANCE
🔗 07:59 ExachixKitsune: hope is alive!
🔗 08:00 PhoenixMelior: the tracking is from UPS, which is *** in Canada
🔗 08:00 PhoenixMelior: Graham has spoken of the woes on stream, where it's like Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, DELIVERED
🔗 08:01 Nightvalien28: oh canada post
🔗 08:01 PhoenixMelior: nope not canada post, UPS
🔗 08:02 Nightvalien28: ah that's better then
🔗 08:02 PhoenixMelior: no it's not lol
🔗 08:02 Nightvalien28: haha
🔗 08:02 ExachixKitsune: evidence is suggesting otherwise
🔗 08:03 PhoenixMelior: in terms of tracking UPS is much worse
🔗 08:04 PhoenixMelior: I've never had anything lost by either carrier but I find UPS takes a lot longer
🔗 08:08 RebelliousUno: at least it's not Yodel
🔗 08:11 PhoenixMelior: why does this thing include 2,2,4 - trimethylpentane but not meythlcyclopentane
🔗 08:12 PhoenixMelior: I assume Yodel is the UK *** post service?
🔗 08:14hippitybobbity: I had a good talk over coffee with a new friend
🔗 08:15 PhoenixMelior: that doesn't happen often
🔗 08:15hippitybobbity: But now, at friday at 10 past 5
🔗 08:15hippitybobbity: It is time to read some scientific papers
🔗 08:15 PhoenixMelior: those were the days
🔗 08:16 PhoenixMelior: I stayed up until 2 am editing our final paper because I could sleep until 9 the next day
🔗 08:16hippitybobbity: I would be mad, but Its such a beautiful day
🔗 08:16hippitybobbity: I cannot be mad when the weather is so lovely
🔗 08:16 PhoenixMelior: but you're not reading the papers outside
🔗 08:16hippitybobbity lied
🔗 08:17hippitybobbity: The trick is to enjoy the sun from inside, where it isnt cold
🔗 08:17 PhoenixMelior: It's not even terribly cold where I am, it's a balmy zero degrees outside here
🔗 08:17hippitybobbity: Oh, so I take it you're going swimming this weekend
🔗 08:18 PhoenixMelior: no I'm getting my hair done tomorrow
🔗 08:19 PhoenixMelior: tonight I have a lot of options and I've already had three people be like "come to brent's bdays party it'll be fuuuuunnnnnnnnn"
🔗 08:19hippitybobbity: Oh right
🔗 08:20hippitybobbity: It's friday
🔗 08:20 PhoenixMelior: this has been such a long week
🔗 08:21 vorox4: Hello, Chat.
🔗 08:21 PhoenixMelior: I might wind up going for a couple hours but I swear if people ask me why I'm so splotchy I'm gonna wreck somebody
🔗 08:21 PhoenixMelior: morning vorox
🔗 08:21hippitybobbity: Hey vorox
🔗 08:22 vorox4: How's things?
🔗 08:23 PhoenixMelior: things are going
🔗 08:24 vorox4: I wonder what let's nope will be tonight.
🔗 08:24 vorox4: Is layers of fear out yet?
🔗 08:25hippitybobbity: It is
🔗 08:25 vorox4: Ooooooooo.
🔗 08:25hippitybobbity: But Alex indicated on twitter that he wanted to finish Oxenfree first
🔗 08:25 PhoenixMelior: probably won't watch that then
🔗 08:25 vorox4: That's probably best, and that game is good too.
🔗 08:26hippitybobbity: You didnt like that game, Phoenix
🔗 08:27 vorox4: I wonder, is he going to do Oxenfree first, and then Layers of fear in the same stream, or will he only have time for Oxenfree?
🔗 08:27hippitybobbity: Idk, vorox
🔗 08:27 vorox4: I suppose we'll see.
🔗 08:27hippitybobbity: I dont really enjoy Spoops anyway, so I doubt I ll see this one
🔗 08:30 PhoenixMelior: so - Alex played Oxenfree the Friday after my breakup
🔗 08:31 PhoenixMelior: and I tried to watch it but I remember the characters and their dialogue making me cringe and I could NOT continue to watch it
🔗 08:31 vorox4:
That... was likely not fun. 
🔗 08:33 DarkAbyssKeeper: !next
🔗 08:33 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (10:26 from now).
🔗 08:33 vorox4: Still, though, I think he's almost done with it, he looked pretty close to the end last time to me.
🔗 08:35 PhoenixMelior: yeah - so maybe the game's good but I just... at the time, not enough patience, and I'm not a fan of the genre anyway
🔗 08:35hippitybobbity: So chat
🔗 08:35hippitybobbity: I think I feel happy today
🔗 08:35 PhoenixMelior: also apparently yesterday I was so drunk off... I'm assuming lack of sleep? I actually just forgot to put my second contact in. Derp.
🔗 08:35 PhoenixMelior: That's good hippity
🔗 08:35 vorox4: @Hippitybobbity Yay!
🔗 08:35hippitybobbity: Yay!
🔗 08:36hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior I mean, that's better than the alternatives
🔗 08:36 DarkAbyssKeeper: How strong is your prescription, Phoenix? Are we talking horrible headaches from compensating eyes here?
🔗 08:36 PhoenixMelior: it sure is
🔗 08:36 PhoenixMelior: I mean I had a bit of a headache but lemme see how strong my right eye is...
🔗 08:36hippitybobbity: That's what the coroner said
🔗 08:37 PhoenixMelior: oh I don't have the card on me... it's either -4.00 or -3.75
🔗 08:37 PhoenixMelior: I just forget which eye is which
🔗 08:38 PhoenixMelior: (I have astigmatisms in both eyes)
🔗 08:39 PhoenixMelior wills UPS shipping tracker to update
🔗 08:39 DarkAbyssKeeper: Oh, blegh
🔗 08:39 vorox4: @Phoenixmelior That song is a classic.
🔗 08:40 vorox4: @Darkabysskeeper Something wrong?
🔗 08:40 PhoenixMelior: he was commenting on my eyes
🔗 08:40 PhoenixMelior: (or they I should say)
🔗 08:41 vorox4:
Oh, now I get it, I thought something bad had happened to them too. 
🔗 08:42 vorox4: Dear, gods Andy, you're good.
🔗 08:42 PhoenixMelior: I love Andy so much
🔗 08:42 PhoenixMelior: that song is actually just perfect
🔗 08:43 PhoenixMelior: oh right it's my friend's birthday...
🔗 08:43 PhoenixMelior frantically searches for pictures of derpy ducks
🔗 08:44 DarkAbyssKeeper: Just sympathising with Phoenix's ocular woes.
🔗 08:44 PhoenixMelior: it could be worse. My United Statian ex had -12.00 in both eyes
🔗 08:45 DarkAbyssKeeper: That's pretty blind.
🔗 08:46hippitybobbity: I got tea
🔗 08:46hippitybobbity: this day got better
🔗 08:46 vorox4: Yay! Tea!
🔗 08:47 vorox4: I should go get some tea.
🔗 08:47hippitybobbity: Alo how many people in chat have perfectly working eyes?
🔗 08:49 vorox4 Meekly raises hand
🔗 08:49 DarkAbyssKeeper: *raises hand* I think? I mean technically I haven't been to the optician in... possibly a decade so...
🔗 08:49hippitybobbity: How often do you bump into stuff
🔗 08:49 ExachixKitsune: Can you read things without squinting?
🔗 08:49 vorox4: I had my eyes checked lats year. 20/20.
🔗 08:51 vorox4: Although I've been looking at screens so much lately I'm a bit worried.
🔗 08:51 DarkAbyssKeeper: I very rarely bump into stuff, and can read at a greater distance than most people I know (and still read on a screen). Probably 20/20 but who knows for sure.
🔗 08:52 vorox4: My darkvision has always been creepily good.
🔗 08:52 DarkAbyssKeeper: Creepy skills are always fun.
🔗 08:53 DarkAbyssKeeper: I used to piss people off at college when we were going over the function of rods and cones by being able to see colours at lower light levels than other people.
🔗 08:53hippitybobbity: Creepy skill: My footsteps dont make a sound, but wherever I go it sounds like there's screaming in the distance, negating its sneak potential
🔗 08:53 vorox4: Like, I can read at night with all the lights off gust using the light coming from another room down the hallway around a corner.
🔗 08:53 DarkAbyssKeeper: Hippityboppity, You could be hired to pace behind a creepy play.
🔗 08:54 ExachixKitsune: Hippitybobbity
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: Welp getting kicked out
🔗 08:54 ExachixKitsune: Hippitybobbity : Are you a let's nope
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: See you in a bit chat
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: Look to the east
🔗 08:54 PhoenixMelior: see you hippity
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: And listen for faint screaming
🔗 08:54hippitybobbity: Cannot confirm nor deny Exachixkitsune
🔗 08:55 LRRbot: No fanstreamers currently live.
🔗 08:55EGreif: My cat has betrayed me
🔗 08:55EGreif:

🔗 08:55EGreif: He did the worst thing he could have
🔗 08:55 RebelliousUno: !nextfan
🔗 08:55 LRRbot:
Next scheduled fan stream: Uno Plays: Telltale's Game Of Thrones (www.twitch.tv/RebelliousUno) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (34m from now).
🔗 08:55EGreif: He threw up on the chair that I use to sit in to work my work at home job
🔗 08:56EGreif: grossgrossgrossgrossgross
🔗 08:56 PhoenixMelior: the NERVE
🔗 08:56 vorox4: He left you a present.
🔗 08:56EGreif: I feel bad for the cat and all
🔗 08:57EGreif: but I have to sit there for long durations!
🔗 08:57EGreif: fortunately I don't work for another 2 hours
🔗 08:57 vorox4: Maybe you could put a towel over it?
🔗 08:59 Nightvalien28: burn the chair, burn the cat, buy new chair and new cat
🔗 08:59EGreif: Vorox4 I'll take your good advice
🔗 09:00EGreif: Nightvalien28 It's not exactly "My" cat or "my" chair, truth be told, so immolation isn't an option. But not entirely awful thinking.
🔗 09:00 PhoenixMelior: is your apartment ownership diagram like Scott and Wallace?
🔗 09:01 Nightvalien28: if they are not yours then immolation is the best option
🔗 09:01 vorox4: Not even as a joke, please, I've already had to much mention of sad things happening to animals today, I really should stop looking at news.
🔗 09:01EGreif: Phoenixmelior not entirely. A lot of my true possessions are about and I pay my share of bills, but i'm sleeping with "wallace" and "wallace" is female and my fiancee.
🔗 09:02EGreif: and it's a house, not an apartment
🔗 09:02 Nightvalien28: sorry vorox4, didn't mean to
🔗 09:02 PhoenixMelior: not a thing wrong with strong women
🔗 09:02 PhoenixMelior: now if only I can find a guy that agrees with me on that and also has the capacity to care for another human being
🔗 09:03 vorox4: @Nightvalien28 It's ok.
🔗 09:03 Nightvalien28: you called?
🔗 09:04 Nightvalien28: probably one that doesn't live in narnia or some ***
🔗 09:04 PhoenixMelior: real is a nice criteria
🔗 09:05 All_mankind hides with the unicorns
🔗 09:05 Nightvalien28: but I am real, the leprechauns told me so
🔗 09:05 PhoenixMelior: other criteria includes me finding him attractive, enjoys jrpgs, can at least respect that I listen to metal, has most of his life together, can enjoy loadingreadyrun...
🔗 09:05 PhoenixMelior: and can pass the interview
🔗 09:05 Nightvalien28: who doesn't respect people that listen to metal
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: my first ex
🔗 09:06EGreif: Haha my fiancee prefers Markiplier to LRR
🔗 09:06EGreif: and I enjoy markiplier
🔗 09:06EGreif: and she doesn't HATE LRR
🔗 09:06 Nightvalien28: well that's fair they are both adorable
🔗 09:06EGreif: but she isn't so active as I am
🔗 09:06EGreif: OMG she loves Mark's poofy hair so much
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: "I'm pretty sure your love of metal is just a phase. Don't worry, in a year or two you'll be listening to house music just like me"
🔗 09:06 Nightvalien28: omg
🔗 09:06 All_mankind: that part about life and the having together of it is where i'd let you down
🔗 09:06 Nightvalien28: and then you stabbed him in the face fifteen times right?
🔗 09:06EGreif: I don't have it together
🔗 09:07EGreif: I'm working on getting real work
🔗 09:07EGreif: but work is hard to find
🔗 09:07 Nightvalien28: yeah has life together that's a rough one
🔗 09:07EGreif: and I'm doing my best to do what I can
🔗 09:07 PhoenixMelior: I really should have punched that idiot
🔗 09:07 Nightvalien28: you really should
🔗 09:07 Nightvalien28: EGreif, you will get there
🔗 09:07EGreif: Phoenixmelior eh, at least you broke his heart, right?
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: I will except somewhat together provided he's not literally an emotionless slate
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: *accept not expect
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: @Egreif I sure did
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: apparently he was going to propose
🔗 09:08 All_mankind: in my travels i have found house fans tend to be the most inclined to think their taste of music is its ultimate expression that all other tastes evolve towards
🔗 09:08 DarkMorford: Hi chat
🔗 09:08 Nightvalien28: hey DarkMorford, how are ya?
🔗 09:09 DarkMorford: Tired. Fortunately I get to leave early today
🔗 09:09 Nightvalien28: the hell is house music
🔗 09:09EGreif: Phoenixmelior wow, dodged that bullet
🔗 09:09 PhoenixMelior: I would have said no
🔗 09:09 PhoenixMelior: like, flat out no
🔗 09:09 All_mankind: i'm not sure
🔗 09:09 Nightvalien28: is house music like a laundry machine and a washing machine going on in unison?
🔗 09:10 PhoenixMelior: considering we had chatted about it and I said "like, before anything else, two things. Can't be in a church or ordained by a catholic priest" and he declined both of those
🔗 09:10EGreif: Phoenixmelior I used a custom magic card (A conspiracy too) and a cat (alive and meowing) to propose to her. Heeee
🔗 09:10 RebelliousUno: You're thinking of Industrial House
🔗 09:10 DarkMorford: Hey Uno
🔗 09:10 All_mankind: it's related to R&B and possibly ska?
🔗 09:10 Nightvalien28: oh right that sub genre
🔗 09:10 RebelliousUno: Hey DarkMorford
🔗 09:12 Nightvalien28: holy crap it's noon, time flies when you are working
🔗 09:12 DarkMorford: Server's been acting really weird lately. I think it's just running out of memory, but it's not leaving crash reports.
🔗 09:13EGreif: My fiancee is a delight. I feel appreciated by her. She's been sick lately, but she's just about gotten over it, so it's been a rough weekend and week
🔗 09:13 RebelliousUno: just hanging and falling over?
🔗 09:13 RebelliousUno: I know it had an issue the other day when I tried to log on
🔗 09:14 DarkMorford: Yeah, it just dies. I installed Opis, but that seems to be more for lag profiling, not memory usage.
🔗 09:14 All_mankind: my worst trouble is cheatengine stopped working for some reason
🔗 09:15 All_mankind: gonna have to lose in Dark Souls the old fashioned way
🔗 09:15 RebelliousUno: yeah opis doesn't really help
🔗 09:15 RebelliousUno: is the server being given all the memory it can get
🔗 09:15 RebelliousUno: through java opts?
🔗 09:16 PhoenixMelior: chat I have a dilemma. Can I run a thing by you
🔗 09:16 RebelliousUno: potentially
🔗 09:16 All_mankind: based on history i'd say unquestionably
🔗 09:16 PhoenixMelior: it involves relationships
🔗 09:17 PhoenixMelior: so if we're not feeling comfortable about that I'll mull it over myself
🔗 09:17 RebelliousUno: Go on Aunt Chat is here
🔗 09:17 PhoenixMelior: all right
🔗 09:17 PhoenixMelior: so when my ex broke up with me he said he wasn't looking to get involved with anyone else
🔗 09:17 All_mankind: relationships theorycrafting go
🔗 09:17 DarkMorford: CreeperHost doesn't let me set the javaopts directly. I have it set to "memory saving" arguments and "adaptive" memory usage, whatever those mean.
🔗 09:18 RebelliousUno: ok
🔗 09:18 RebelliousUno: how recent are we talking btw?
🔗 09:18 PhoenixMelior: almost exactly a month ago
🔗 09:19 PhoenixMelior: we were texting just now, he mentioned he was going out later tonight, pub club he hadn't decided yet. I said it was a friend's birthday, guys wanted me to go out but I wasn't sure either. He said to go, might have some extra fun afterwards.
🔗 09:20 PhoenixMelior: the rest of the conversation is irrelevant, but now my brain just wants to say "so what I'm gathering from this is that you were *** me when you said you weren't looking to get involved with anyone else"
🔗 09:21 RebelliousUno: So is he implying here that he is looking for someone else despite originally telling you that he wasn't
🔗 09:21 PhoenixMelior: that's what I'm wondering
🔗 09:21 PhoenixMelior: I mean he's told me straight out before that his libido is killing him
🔗 09:21 All_mankind: it sounds like one of those things you just say to make a breakup easier
🔗 09:21 Nightvalien28: was he the kind of guy that went out just for fun?
🔗 09:21 RebelliousUno: I mean if he's just going out with friends etc then that doesn't mean he's looking for anyone
🔗 09:22 PhoenixMelior: he was also a player some time ago, BUT he hadn't done that for a year before he met me
🔗 09:22 PhoenixMelior: (i say met, mean started dating me I've known him for longer)
🔗 09:22 PhoenixMelior: so I'm just... wanting to inquire into that?
🔗 09:23 RebelliousUno: since you're texting I presume the circumstances of the breakup were mostly amicable?
🔗 09:23 PhoenixMelior: mostly
🔗 09:23 PhoenixMelior: it really sucked and I don't think he wanted to
🔗 09:23 All_mankind: strange territory for me, no one i know has ever been on such casual-conversation terms with an ex
🔗 09:23 All_mankind: including separated parents
🔗 09:23 PhoenixMelior: but he was actually just dead inside and didn't think it was fair
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: and he needed to fix himself
🔗 09:24 RebelliousUno: So sounds like you instigated it ?
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: no he did
🔗 09:24 RebelliousUno: ah
🔗 09:24 RebelliousUno: So he could have realised that he needed some time to figure out who he was and what he wanted?
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: I think i'm going to ask him anyway just... in less of a dickish way
🔗 09:25 RebelliousUno: Yeah talking it through with him is likely the quickest way to get your answer
🔗 09:26 All_mankind: asking is free, they say
🔗 09:26 PhoenixMelior: so, by the way chat, we have a lurker, some troll that used to be in LRR chat but was banned is still lurking
🔗 09:26 PhoenixMelior: and he's an *** and you should probably set user clevervideogamereference to your ignore list
🔗 09:26 RebelliousUno: So it would seem
🔗 09:26 RebelliousUno: ok I will
🔗 09:27 All_mankind: i think i already did
🔗 09:27 PhoenixMelior: he tried to get me to talk to memo about letting him back in and I was like "uh no, you were probably banned for a reason"
🔗 09:27 Nightvalien28: when did that happen??
🔗 09:28 Nightvalien28: ah he was banned ok then
🔗 09:28 Nightvalien28: setting to ignore
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: he whispered me just now being very disrespectful about the topic we were just discussing
🔗 09:28 RebelliousUno: Right goign to start up stream times
🔗 09:28 RebelliousUno: later people
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: also he called me babydoll which I let zero people ever do
🔗 09:28 DarkMorford: Oof... I just restarted the server and it's using up 82% of available memory. (And 91% of available disk, but a decent amount of that is backups)
🔗 09:28 ExachixKitsune: !nextfan
🔗 09:28 LRRbot:
Next scheduled fan stream: Uno Plays: Telltale's Game Of Thrones (www.twitch.tv/RebelliousUno) at Fri 09:30 AM PST (1m from now).
🔗 09:28 All_mankind: some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised. . .
🔗 09:29 DarkMorford: So yeah, server is running out of RAM and dying.
🔗 09:29 Nightvalien28: he did the same to me phoenix, and he said kill yourself, well let's see how twitch new report system works
🔗 09:29 ExachixKitsune: Is it a hired server or a personal one?
🔗 09:30 DarkMorford: Rented server.
🔗 09:30 PhoenixMelior: I just hit block too quickly
🔗 09:30 PhoenixMelior: and that stops the option of reporting
🔗 09:31 PhoenixMelior: I might have mention that to Fugi if I ever see him in chat, small improvement to suggest that may actually be in his line of work?
🔗 09:31 All_mankind: how much do you have to hate yourself to devote several months to shotgunning insults randomly at people after you've already made it clear to them you're not worth listening to, i wonder
🔗 09:31 PhoenixMelior: he's Twitch's chatsmun if I recall
🔗 09:31 PhoenixMelior: no kidding all_mankind
🔗 09:31 Nightvalien28: that's when people have no life at all All_mankind
🔗 09:32 Nightvalien28: someone like that has nothing in their life, no comics to read or movies to watch, they got nothing going
🔗 09:32 DarkMorford: It'd be nice if there was an Opis-like tool to show where all the memory's going, but I don't think it's possible.
🔗 09:32 PhoenixMelior: I made sure not to block him until after I told you about it
🔗 09:32 PhoenixMelior: also help me out with this phrasing chat
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: I want to ask something like... are you going out because you're horny or because you're looking for companionship
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: but I want it to sound less like that
🔗 09:34cleverreference: <message deleted>Yeah you got me, I don't have a life so I irritate people online
🔗 09:34cleverreference: <message deleted>It's *** A
🔗 09:34cleverreference: <message deleted>It's like a game of chess in some cases
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Dodging mods and whatnot
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Lots of fun
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Wow, I'm not banned yet
🔗 09:35 Nightvalien28: oh look at the baby
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Suprising
🔗 09:35 Nightvalien28: give me a second
🔗 09:35 PhoenixMelior: he's so cute.
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Oh nice
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>I love being called cute
🔗 09:35cleverreference: <message deleted>Nice try to troll the troll m 8
🔗 09:36cleverreference: <message deleted>You're all playing chess but I've been playing checkers for years
🔗 09:36 Nightvalien28: boom
🔗 09:37 All_mankind: dang, i went to stir a pot and missed all the fun
🔗 09:37 Nightvalien28: not even fun
🔗 09:37 All_mankind: i'm making chicken soup with sweet potato
🔗 09:37 Nightvalien28: just really sad person
🔗 09:37 Nightvalien28: hmm that sounds good
🔗 09:37 PhoenixMelior: oh I think I got it
🔗 09:37 Nightvalien28: oh yeah your message
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: "Is the desire to go out because you just need to not be at home, because you need a romp or because you want something aside from those others?"
🔗 09:38 Nightvalien28: need a romp sounds legit
🔗 09:38 ExachixKitsune: That sounds vreasonable
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: i've been there
🔗 09:38 All_mankind: he wanted me to tell you something, Nights. but i forgot
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: sex is very good at releasing stress
🔗 09:38 All_mankind: it was like three seconds ago but it was just that boring
🔗 09:38 Nightvalien28: oh well
🔗 09:39Malcairad: Hey anyone here want to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ, or if your in the UK, Tugger Nutts and the Pearly Orchid?
🔗 09:39 PhoenixMelior: also uno - thanks for policing that btw - if you could please let the other mods know that the user is back and causing trouble again, that would be awesome, thank you
🔗 09:40 Nightvalien28: hehe romp
🔗 09:40 PhoenixMelior: that was an excellent qwerpline
🔗 09:40 Nightvalien28: I am 12
🔗 09:40 PhoenixMelior: look, romp sounded better than anything else I could think of lol
🔗 09:40Malcairad: Phoenixmelior you want to read it?
🔗 09:41cleverdingdong: YOU ARE ALL SUCH *** IDIOTS. YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE PLAY GAMES FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU CANT AFFORD THEM YOURSELF. NIGHTVALIEN IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD WHO LIKES TO ROMP IN HIS MUM'S PANTIES AND PHEONIXMELIOR IS A *** LUNATIC WHO LISTENS TO *** MUSIC AND LIKES TO *** CHEFS
🔗 09:41cleverdingdong: 10/10
🔗 09:41cleverdingdong: i LIKE IT MATE
🔗 09:41 Nightvalien28: cute
🔗 09:42cleverdingdong: You're cuter
🔗 09:42 All_mankind: my soup has all kinds of vegetables in it, boy i like my new large pot
🔗 09:42 PhoenixMelior: for the record, chefs are fantastic with knives. So it all works out in the end.
🔗 09:42cleverdingdong: *** you mankind
🔗 09:42 PhoenixMelior: what sort of soup is it?
🔗 09:42 DennyMcG:

🔗 09:42cleverdingdong: @PhoenixMelior, So your chef cuts you? I like ity
🔗 09:42cleverdingdong: @DennyMcG, Die in a hole
🔗 09:43 All_mankind: used to have to cut half the ingredients, which when you have fresh vegetables is just too wasteful so i cut variety instead of amounts
🔗 09:43 Nightvalien28: that's clever
🔗 09:44 All_mankind: it has chicken, sweet potato, lentils, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots and a mess of vaguely asian-flavored vegetables
🔗 09:44 All_mankind: probably too much garlic
🔗 09:44Malcairad: Pheonixmelior, can you either whisper or message me your email and I can give you a copy of the story to read?
🔗 09:45 PhoenixMelior: oh wait did you actually write Tugger Nuts or is it a real thing
🔗 09:45 All_mankind: also my hand hurts like the devil after cutting half a sweet potato with my sharpest knife
🔗 09:45Malcairad: I wrote it
🔗 09:45 PhoenixMelior: sweet potato is a *** to cut
🔗 09:45Malcairad: Working on the big finish at the moment
🔗 09:45 PhoenixMelior: lol that's pretty sweet
🔗 09:46 PhoenixMelior: yeah sure I'll take a look when I'm not busy.
🔗 09:46 All_mankind: is it loaded with innuendo?
🔗 09:46Malcairad: I emailed it to Graham, hoping he likes it, and the rest of the LLR crew
🔗 09:46Malcairad: Not loaded, but some
🔗 09:47 All_mankind: if he doesn't answer within 12 seconds he probably won't read it
🔗 09:47Malcairad: I tweeted him that I emailed hom
🔗 09:47 All_mankind: i can't imagine how much email Graham gets. . .or why people still try to reach him that way
🔗 09:47 DarkMorford: !badadvice
🔗 09:48cleverdingdong: I'm still not banned yet? Lol nice
🔗 09:48 DarkMorford:
Not the one I was hoping for 
🔗 09:48 PhoenixMelior: Email Graham is indeed in the !badadvice
🔗 09:48 PhoenixMelior: so he takes a while to read it all
🔗 09:48cleverdingdong: Has everyone in chat ignored me by now
🔗 09:48 Nightvalien28: e-mailing graham takes about three to six months
🔗 09:49 PhoenixMelior: also he responded, rather eloquently actually, that he just wanted to hang out with friends and he doesn't mind clubs in short bursts
🔗 09:49 ExachixKitsune: can you cc alex or kathleen?
🔗 09:49 PhoenixMelior: which is fair, my mind was just hoping for a different answer for its own reasons
🔗 09:49 Nightvalien28: there you got, maybe je just wants to go out
🔗 09:49 PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is deceased. Thank you.
🔗 09:49Malcairad: Hey I can't get it to him any other way, so I email then tweet I emailed him I guess I could email Kathleen, but I think she'd be busier mom stuff
🔗 09:50 All_mankind: the heart has its reasons, that reason cannot know. . .
🔗 09:50 Nightvalien28: post it in the forums, one of them will read
🔗 09:50 PhoenixMelior: it's a weird situation I'm in
🔗 09:50 PhoenixMelior: I was really hoping he had lied or moved on so the back of my mind can stop screaming at me
🔗 09:51Malcairad: I could do forum, but if they wanted to actually make them I thought that would ruin it
🔗 09:51Malcairad: i was hoping they would read them on a QWERPLINE EXTRA REPORT or something
🔗 09:52 Nightvalien28: that sounds a bit far fteched
🔗 09:52 Nightvalien28: qwerpline is mostly improv
🔗 09:52 DarkMorford:
Have Cameron read them. People would get ASMR. 
🔗 09:52 All_mankind: hey, the previous Gang Beasts stream. don't mind if i do, youtube recommendations
🔗 09:52Malcairad: Hey when a long shot is the only shot you have you hope it hits
🔗 09:53 Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior, it will pass
🔗 09:53 PhoenixMelior: you say that
🔗 09:54 All_mankind: that's when sound makes love to you
🔗 09:54 PhoenixMelior: ^ASMR
🔗 09:55 All_mankind: it needs a better name
🔗 09:55 All_mankind: SMR is taken by one of the more hardcore swedish nazi movements
🔗 09:55Malcairad: Ok I have to go now, hopefully I will finish the Big Finish today and start on another one.
🔗 09:56 All_mankind: with a name like that, it's got to be made to be finished
🔗 09:59 All_mankind: hmm, one time i made an enemy of a guy in a chat who went for several months passive-aggressively berating me, only ever indirectly addressing what i said, to the point where i wasn't really sure if he ignored me or not
🔗 09:59 PhoenixMelior: this wasn't even a good true
🔗 09:59 PhoenixMelior: *troll
🔗 09:59 All_mankind: is it bad if i wish i had that skill to deal with these spammers?
🔗 10:00 PhoenixMelior: apparently I'm insane (correct) with bad taste in music (that would be your opinion) and enjoy sleeping with chefs (yes, which considering how much I like knives is a GREAT idea)
🔗 10:00 Nightvalien28: but what kind of skill would that be?
🔗 10:00 PhoenixMelior: modship
🔗 10:01 All_mankind: passive aggression
🔗 10:01 Paranundrox: @Phoenixmelior have you had a chance to play Fates yet?
🔗 10:01 Nightvalien28: hey sleeping with chefs is great, who wouldn't want a professional cook
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: which... I mean it'd be nice if someone who was regularly/always in chat had but there's usually someone around to catch spam if we catch them
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: @Paranundrox hasn't arrived yet - UPS is dreadful and my package is delayed by a day
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: so don't say anything
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: I will murder you
🔗 10:01 Paranundrox: Aw, that really sucks
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: Everything will not be fine
🔗 10:01 Paranundrox: Oh i know, I wasn't planning on saying anything
🔗 10:01 Paranundrox: other than Hard mode is actually hard
🔗 10:02 Paranundrox: I love it
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: on conquest?
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: good to know
🔗 10:02 vorox4: Hello again, Chat, popped out for a bit, what's been going on?
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: trolls mostly
🔗 10:03 All_mankind: and soup
🔗 10:03 Paranundrox:
UPS needs to hurry up with your package. There's so much I want to talk about 
🔗 10:03 Paranundrox zips lips
🔗 10:03hippitybobbity enters, wearing UPS gear and holding a box filled with spiders
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior: well I won't be getting in until Monday
🔗 10:03 Paranundrox:
Hippity no
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior: unless it shows up before the receptionist leaves today which is doubtful
🔗 10:04 vorox4: I'm really glad that we don't have to deal with those kind of people very much, thanks to mods.
🔗 10:04 PhoenixMelior: amazon told me it would ship the 17th and it didn't ship until late in the day on the 18th so that's on them and I can be angry about it
🔗 10:04 All_mankind: i think it's a lot thanks to fostering a conscious caring community
🔗 10:04 All_mankind:

🔗 10:04 PhoenixMelior: we need a mod to ban that new username as well, if any are around
🔗 10:05 Paranundrox: I think a lot of it comes down to having a good chat and good mods
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: is qrpth in the background, he might be able to do it really quick
🔗 10:05 Paranundrox: new username?
🔗 10:05 vorox4: LRRchat is best Twitch chat.
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: an old troll came back today
🔗 10:05hippitybobbity: whoa whoa whoa what happened
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: he made a couple new names
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: one was banned quickly the other was not
🔗 10:05hippitybobbity: Oh the guy from last summer?
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: clevervideogamereference yes
🔗 10:06hippitybobbity: I was so dissapointed in that fellow
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: i know right
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: but he called me babydoll
🔗 10:06hippitybobbity: Like, personally
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: that was the last straw
🔗 10:06hippitybobbity: For real tho
🔗 10:06 vorox4: Frack him.
🔗 10:06 Paranundrox: bleh, that sounds gross
🔗 10:07 Paranundrox: how's your face doing, @Phoenixmelior ?
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: feels like it's getting better
🔗 10:07 ExachixKitsune: How do you mine into people for oil? Actually, I don't want to know
🔗 10:07 Nightvalien28: well you see you get a needle
🔗 10:07 Nightvalien28: some fire and a pot
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: you kill them, put them under high pressure and wait for thousands of years
🔗 10:07 Paranundrox: don't worry about it
🔗 10:07 Paranundrox:

🔗 10:07 ExachixKitsune: actually gas sorry
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: that's the best character by the way
🔗 10:08hippitybobbity: Alternatively, you put them under more pressure, and wait for only a few years
🔗 10:08 Paranundrox: Thanks for the name suggestion
🔗 10:08 Paranundrox: mining gas from people seems a lot easier
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: no problem, I took your dog after all lol
🔗 10:08 Paranundrox: and a lot smellier
🔗 10:10 PhoenixMelior: yeah but then we'd have to farm people
🔗 10:10 PhoenixMelior: and people have issues with that
🔗 10:11 ExachixKitsune: that does seem problematic
🔗 10:11 Paranundrox: what if we only farm assholes
🔗 10:11 Paranundrox:
literally and figuratively 
🔗 10:11 Nightvalien28: I like that idea
🔗 10:12 ExachixKitsune: um
🔗 10:12 PhoenixMelior: where do you draw the line for assholes though
🔗 10:12 Paranundrox:
just before it would count me 
🔗 10:13 PhoenixMelior: how do you quantify "asshole"
🔗 10:13 All_mankind: i think we could solve the energy crisis by getting a house full of teenagers and letting them watch porn and harnessing the heat their bodies generate
🔗 10:13 PhoenixMelior: which of my exes would fall under that umbrella
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior Yes.
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Thats mean and I am sorry
🔗 10:13 All_mankind: the soup is great, tambien
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Whats this about soup
🔗 10:13 PhoenixMelior: no I still like the last one
🔗 10:14 ExachixKitsune: Sounds "soup"er
🔗 10:14 PhoenixMelior: at least he thought of women as equals that's nice
🔗 10:14hippitybobbity: that is nice
🔗 10:14 vorox4: @All_mankind As a teenager, I know some people who would apply for that position.
🔗 10:15 Paranundrox: So what's everyone up to?
🔗 10:15 vorox4: @Paranundrox I have tea.
🔗 10:15 All_mankind: chicken soup with sweet potato and mushrooms
🔗 10:15 PhoenixMelior: i'm at work
🔗 10:15hippitybobbity: that sounds great
🔗 10:15 DarkMorford: At work here
🔗 10:16 All_mankind: and like 15 more things. it's hard to know where to draw the line
🔗 10:16 PhoenixMelior: telling my gut to shut up (for once) and jamming refresh on my shipping informatin
🔗 10:16 Nightvalien28: at work, about to go home, eat foods do groceries
🔗 10:17hippitybobbity: at uni
🔗 10:17hippitybobbity: reading
🔗 10:17 Paranundrox: my morning class is cancelled today, so I've got a few extra hours before I need to go anywhere
🔗 10:17 Paranundrox: so that's nice
🔗 10:17hippitybobbity: Nice
🔗 10:19 PhoenixMelior: so on last non serious question for chat
🔗 10:19 PhoenixMelior: *one
🔗 10:19 Paranundrox: go on
🔗 10:19hippitybobbity: only one?
🔗 10:20hippitybobbity: Very well
🔗 10:20 ExachixKitsune: non serious? what do you take us for, we only take legitimate, serious, no-nonsense questions!
🔗 10:20 PhoenixMelior: I started replaying Black Version 2 to give it a second chance but I need a stipulation of some kind for in game restrictions. I started with Tepig because I hadn't before. Give me a stipulation for teams or gameplay self imposed rules
🔗 10:20 All_mankind: !advice
🔗 10:20 LRRbot: Press E to sneeze.
🔗 10:20 Nightvalien28: all rock team
🔗 10:20 PhoenixMelior: there is no E button though
🔗 10:20 PhoenixMelior: in Black 2?
🔗 10:20 Paranundrox: with tepig I wouldn't suggest Monotype
🔗 10:20 All_mankind: that's unhelpful, Lrrbot. go to your corner
🔗 10:20 Nightvalien28: !badadvice
🔗 10:20 LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
🔗 10:20 Paranundrox: unless you're willing to drop him early/midgame
🔗 10:21 Nightvalien28: I have no idea how to pokemans sorry
🔗 10:21 ExachixKitsune: Rainbow team: your team has to be red/blue/green/yellow/pink/brown
🔗 10:21 Paranundrox: I personally prefer MonoTypes, as half the game is trying to design your team
🔗 10:21 Djshire: hi chat, I'm at MAGFEST at the LRT panel
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: I like doing monotypes
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: I was going to ask about Light Rail Transit
🔗 10:21 Paranundrox: nice
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: hello djshire! Hello LRRfans
🔗 10:21 Mooriarty: monotypes is so standart. how about no pokemon who weigh more than yourself?
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: ooh that'll be tough
🔗 10:22 DarkMorford: Hm, I think Sarah lives in that area. Is she (or anyone else) filming it?
🔗 10:22 PhoenixMelior: I think that rules out my starter's final evo even
🔗 10:22 Djshire: I see a GoPro being set up, and there is a camera set up to film
🔗 10:22 Nightvalien28: sarah and featherweight used to go to magfest
🔗 10:22 Paranundrox: an interesting one is MonoColor
🔗 10:23 Nightvalien28: oh you are at magfest you ***
🔗 10:23 Paranundrox: all your Pokemon have to share one main color
🔗 10:23 Nightvalien28: so jealous right now
🔗 10:23 Paranundrox: I did a MonoPurple run of LeafGreen
🔗 10:24 PhoenixMelior: i'm getting some good ideas
🔗 10:24 Paranundrox: which was basically my MonoPoison run again, but Cloyster instead of NidoKing
🔗 10:24 Djshire: the panel hasn't started yet, so it's Graham setting things up, with Ian and Beej messing around on their phones
🔗 10:24 PhoenixMelior: weight less than me might be doable, mono coloured might be hard since pignite is red
🔗 10:24 All_mankind vicariouses
🔗 10:24 Nightvalien28: what about dual color
🔗 10:25 Nightvalien28: only two types of the same color is that possible?
🔗 10:25 Mooriarty:
just combine them
only purple rock types who weigh less than you
🔗 10:25 ExachixKitsune: Phoenixmelior : Each pokemon has to be a different main colour?
🔗 10:25 Paranundrox: Well its final Evo is half black half red/orange
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: oh the rainbow idea I just saw that...
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: that could work too
🔗 10:25 Paranundrox: another one I did was no Pokemon could share a type
🔗 10:26 Paranundrox: which was actually surprisingly restrictive
🔗 10:26 Djshire: Beej just sneezed, so we can all assume that he's patient zero for con plague
🔗 10:27 Paranundrox:
If the Zombie Apocalypse starts at MAGfest, we know who to blame 
🔗 10:27 Nightvalien28: all right time to head home, see you all later
🔗 10:27 PhoenixMelior: HAHAHA
🔗 10:27 ExachixKitsune: bye Nightvalien28
🔗 10:27 Paranundrox: bye @Nightvalien28
🔗 10:27 PhoenixMelior: oh I just got the third audit from my client on their facilities IN A ROW
🔗 10:27 PhoenixMelior: three applications, three audits
🔗 10:27 Mooriarty: nah, if beej is patient zero, it will be much worse than just zombies
🔗 10:27 Nightvalien28: lucky
🔗 10:27hippitybobbity: cheers Nightvalien28
🔗 10:28 Paranundrox: a Beejpocalypse
🔗 10:28 ExachixKitsune: Maybe Beej is patient zero for 'beej'. anyone infected becomes beej
🔗 10:28 Djshire: there is a zombie LARP here at MAG
🔗 10:28 PhoenixMelior: I have lots of things to try
🔗 10:28 PhoenixMelior:
watch me doing all of them now 
🔗 10:29 Mooriarty:
good luck with that 
🔗 10:30 vorox4: Magfest could become beejfest, and then just beejland.
🔗 10:30 PhoenixMelior: where is magfest?
🔗 10:30 Djshire: National Harbor, Maryland
🔗 10:30 PhoenixMelior: that's... east coast?
🔗 10:30 vorox4: One beej, under beej, with beej and beej for beej.
🔗 10:30 Paranundrox: @Phoenixmelior yes
🔗 10:30 PhoenixMelior: right
🔗 10:31 Paranundrox:
and people say Americans don't know geography 
🔗 10:31 PhoenixMelior: I'm Canadian
🔗 10:31 Paranundrox: my point exactly
🔗 10:31hippitybobbity: Whos on first
🔗 10:32 Paranundrox: THIRD BASE
🔗 10:32 PhoenixMelior: we missed a line
🔗 10:32 Paranundrox:
I was just shortcutting it a bit 
🔗 10:32 PhoenixMelior: It's "I don't know", and THEN Third Base
🔗 10:32 Paranundrox: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to who?
🔗 10:32 Paranundrox: Naturally!
🔗 10:33hippitybobbity: no, It's "I don't know", and THEN Third Base, is on second
🔗 10:33 DarkMorford: So I throw the ball to Naturally.
🔗 10:33 Paranundrox: No, you throw the ball to who?
🔗 10:33 Djshire: we're writing a new crapshot
🔗 10:33 PhoenixMelior: That's what I'm asking!
🔗 10:33 vorox4: @Darkmorford I thought he was on first?
🔗 10:33 PhoenixMelior: actually...
🔗 10:33 Paranundrox: well the line is "naturally:
🔗 10:34 Paranundrox: "that's what I said"
🔗 10:34 All_mankind: i should probably clean my desk. a slice of plain, damp toast is turned the surface under it into a grease pit
🔗 10:34 DarkMorford: That is one of the best comedy sketches of all time. I'm surprised Abbott and Costello could do it without cracking up.
🔗 10:34hippitybobbity: ew
🔗 10:34 vorox4: @Phoenixmelior Oh, this is a good one.
🔗 10:35 PhoenixMelior: it's a classic and it's still funny
🔗 10:35 All_mankind: i just like to keep my elbows there
🔗 10:35 All_mankind: is this. . .elbow grease?
🔗 10:35 PhoenixMelior: when I was little I thought that was a real thing
🔗 10:35hippitybobbity: So thats what that is
🔗 10:35 Djshire: the best kind of lube
🔗 10:36 DarkMorford: Elbow grease, headlight fluid... So many ways to screw with people
🔗 10:37 Paranundrox: lefthand screwdriver?
🔗 10:37hippitybobbity: Oh a friend of mine tried that to me once
🔗 10:37hippitybobbity: A colleague was choking, so he asked for an "air ambulance"
🔗 10:37hippitybobbity: So I played along
🔗 10:37 All_mankind: i read a whole thing about hazing traditions recently
🔗 10:37hippitybobbity: you should have seen his face
🔗 10:38hippitybobbity: it was blue
🔗 10:39 Djshire: this crapshot will be glorious when it's done
🔗 10:39 Paranundrox:
as is tradition 
🔗 10:39 All_mankind: there was a medical school in south Europe i think where students who passed their first exam would be thrown a party with surprise animal tranquilizers in their drinks and when unconscious sewn tightly into a cow stomach
🔗 10:39 Paranundrox: that's
🔗 10:39 Paranundrox: a lot of cows
🔗 10:40hippitybobbity: well there are 4 stomachs to each cow
🔗 10:40 Paranundrox: that's
🔗 10:40 Paranundrox: (a lot of cows)/4
🔗 10:40hippitybobbity: I dont think I believe that story All_mankind
🔗 10:41 vorox4: So, a fourth of a lot. Would that be around a bit of cows?
🔗 10:41 Paranundrox: I mean I wouldn't be surprised if it happened once
🔗 10:41 All_mankind: well, suddenly being sent to find a left handed wrench doesn't seem so bad
🔗 10:42 Paranundrox: gonna head out for the day
🔗 10:42hippitybobbity: Chat allow me to drastically shift the tone
🔗 10:42 Paranundrox: see you all around!
🔗 10:42 All_mankind: laterz
🔗 10:42 PhoenixMelior: see you
🔗 10:42hippitybobbity: I will share with you a classic bit of Dutch style Europeana
🔗 10:42hippitybobbity: Cheers Paranundrox
🔗 10:42 vorox4: Bye, Paranundrox!
🔗 10:42hippitybobbity: I was walking in town, when I passed a building with a plaque
🔗 10:43hippitybobbity: "orphanage for Jewish children, from 18something to 1942"
🔗 10:43hippitybobbity: I needed to sit down
🔗 10:43 PhoenixMelior: where are you going with this
🔗 10:43hippitybobbity: That was so goddamn sad
🔗 10:44hippitybobbity: christ
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior realises the date
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior: oh.
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior: yeah that's a bit sad.
🔗 10:45 PhoenixMelior: shifting again
🔗 10:45 PhoenixMelior: what the hell is an spm
🔗 10:45 PhoenixMelior: and why is it an alternate unit to rpm
🔗 10:45 All_mankind: sex per minute?
🔗 10:45 All_mankind: or spins i guess
🔗 10:45hippitybobbity: sircles?
🔗 10:45 Djshire: what about the date?
🔗 10:46hippitybobbity: It's half way through WW2
🔗 10:47 Djshire: oh, that date, not like today's date
🔗 10:47 All_mankind: by 1942 all the jewish orphans were probably in camps
🔗 10:47 vorox4: seconds per minute, spines per mastodon...
🔗 10:47 PhoenixMelior: I think it's stroke per minute
🔗 10:47 PhoenixMelior: I just wanted to cheer chat up with some raunchiness
🔗 10:47 PhoenixMelior: because after thinking about genocide we all need a touch of the giggles
🔗 10:48hippitybobbity: Do mastodons have spines?
🔗 10:48 vorox4: I don't get it, but I don't think I want to.
🔗 10:48 vorox4: @Hippitybobbity yes.
🔗 10:49 vorox4: Mastodon=woolly mammoth type thing.
🔗 10:49hippitybobbity: Oh right I was thinking about like spiky things, but they all have one backbone too
🔗 10:51 vorox4: I don't know if wooly mammoth is the unofficial name for mastodon, or if they are two separate things, my high levels of paleontology nerdyness only cover the Mesozoic.
🔗 10:52 All_mankind: i'm pretty sure it's the same
🔗 10:54hippitybobbity: They are the same
🔗 10:54hippitybobbity: Although mastodon is, and I quote, "a *** name"
🔗 10:54 All_mankind: i have run into a problem with the size of my stomach not supporting the deliciousness of this soup
🔗 10:55hippitybobbity: Instructions unclear, dick stuck in soup
🔗 10:55 ExachixKitsune: um
🔗 10:55 ExachixKitsune: sir that is not how procreation works
🔗 10:56 All_mankind: did you know just thinking about eating something sweet can soften and expand your stomach?
🔗 10:56 vorox4: More meanings for SPM, Socialist Party of Macedonia, Somali Patriotic Movement, Scanning probe microscopy, Self-phase modulation, Sphingomyelin, Statistical parametric mapping, Steps Per Minute...
🔗 10:56 All_mankind: it's true you always have room for dessert
🔗 10:57hippitybobbity: dessert bus
🔗 10:58 vorox4: Single Point Mooring,Super Paper Mario,Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia,Sentry Power Manager,Saint Petersburg Metro... ect
🔗 10:58 All_mankind: bizarre
🔗 10:59hippitybobbity: You are very thorough
🔗 11:00 vorox4: @Hippitybobbity I try.
🔗 11:00 vorox4: I fell asleep during Cam's surprise stream yesterday, his voice is soothing.
🔗 11:02hippitybobbity: glad to hear it
🔗 11:04hippitybobbity: someone near me is eating an orange and I am so jealous
🔗 11:04hippitybobbity: NVM it seems they are unbale to eat with a closed mouth and now I am so angry
🔗 11:05 All_mankind: Orange Jealous sounds like a high-end OJ brand
🔗 11:05 PhoenixMelior: Ok I did it
🔗 11:05 vorox4: Is there a character limit for the chat window? I feel like if there isn't, someone has likely accidental posted an entire paper into chat at some point.
🔗 11:05 PhoenixMelior: I finally told my ex everything I wanted to tell him
🔗 11:06 All_mankind: it's pretty big
🔗 11:06 vorox4: *accidentally
🔗 11:06 ExachixKitsune: yaay! Go Phoenixmelior!
🔗 11:06 PhoenixMelior: that was terrifying
🔗 11:06 vorox4: How did it go, Phoenix?
🔗 11:06 All_mankind: maybe 64 000 characters or something ridick
🔗 11:06 PhoenixMelior: I'm not 100% yet as he hasn't responded yet
🔗 11:07 PhoenixMelior: though he did finally catch on to what I was saying and corroborated the rational side of my brain
🔗 11:07 All_mankind: yay for reasonable discourse
🔗 11:07 All_mankind: even if it was a terrible Mortal Kombat spinoff
🔗 11:07hippitybobbity: nicely done, Phoenixmelior
🔗 11:08 All_mankind: no i just made that up <_<
🔗 11:09 vorox4: Actually, Mortal Kombat, Reasonable Discourse sounds oddly fun.
🔗 11:09 All_mankind: heh, Gang Beasts looked so unpolished 11 months ago
🔗 11:09 All_mankind: and yet stylish
🔗 11:10 All_mankind: it's funny how much they've developed it just visually
🔗 11:14hippitybobbity: Chat, could you reccomend me a movie
🔗 11:14 PhoenixMelior: Noises off
🔗 11:14 vorox4: Wow, there are five females in this street fighter add on steam, and the only one not wearing something skimpy is wearing what looks like a school uniform, in weird, not quite pigtails, and looks like a creepy barbie doll... I'm glad I've never played those games.
🔗 11:15 All_mankind: Schizopolis
🔗 11:16 PhoenixMelior: I'm never gonna not recommend that movie
🔗 11:16 vorox4: @Hippitybobbity Branded, advertisement executive goes through occult ritual, can see that brands are actually parasitic monsters feeding off humans, then fights them. I think it's on netflix.
🔗 11:17hippitybobbity: I wrote it down this time, Phoenixmelior
🔗 11:17 PhoenixMelior:
I just had to explain to my ex what a grace period was
🔗 11:18 vorox4: Oh, dear.
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: I was like "oh do I have to, I was really hoping to just leave the topic at that"
🔗 11:18hippitybobbity: Sorry to disappoint chat, and thanks for the help but I found a working stream of Star Wars
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: the new one
🔗 11:18 ExachixKitsune: Star wars is op in the 'what do I watch' meta
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: ok i should probably stop shaking and try to eat lunch
🔗 11:20hippitybobbity: Yes but also nope
🔗 11:20hippitybobbity: I was deceived
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: and maybe also crying
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: *** i miss wine
🔗 11:21 vorox4: Were here if you need us, Phoenix.
🔗 11:21hippitybobbity NODS
🔗 11:21hippitybobbity nods
🔗 11:21 PhoenixMelior: it's ok - I'm mostly just crying because that was really hard
🔗 11:22 All_mankind: Schizopolis, for the more adventurous, is a movie about a man writing the greatest speech in the world for the worst philosophy since Attitudinal Beliefs, while his marriage crumbles and he has an affair with his wife
🔗 11:22 PhoenixMelior: and that's how I work when I release a lot of tension
🔗 11:22 PhoenixMelior: how do you have an affair with your wife
🔗 11:22 ExachixKitsune: um
🔗 11:22 All_mankind: by being a different person while your wife also is a different person
🔗 11:23 All_mankind: he's a dentist for some parts of the movie
🔗 11:24 All_mankind: that's not touching its thoroughly weird visual language and frequent meta-metaphors for itself being a movie
🔗 11:24 vorox4: I do enjoy weird movies, well, some weird movies.
🔗 11:24 vorox4: Most of the movies that I do enjoy, are weird though.
🔗 11:24 All_mankind: the movie begins with the director speaking to the audience about how great the movie is and how you need to watch it over and over until you "understand everything"
🔗 11:25 All_mankind: it's really funny
🔗 11:25 Djshire: someone just asked in the panel "will Desert Bus 2 be premiered at Desert Bus South?"
🔗 11:26 PhoenixMelior: seems about right
🔗 11:26 All_mankind: sounds fun
🔗 11:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (7:30 from now).
🔗 11:30 vorox4: Jeez, I've been talking with Chat for more than two hours?!
🔗 11:30 All_mankind: chat is life
🔗 11:31 All_mankind: speaking of, we should be extra nice to Alex today
🔗 11:31 ExachixKitsune: embrace chat
🔗 11:31Compleatly: what happened to Alex today
🔗 11:31Compleatly: Did he get mugged
🔗 11:32Compleatly: Was he accosted by a brigand.
🔗 11:32 All_mankind: i got a feeling any hint of pressure or manipulation from chat will give us a lot less Alex streams in the future
🔗 11:32 PhoenixMelior: wait what
🔗 11:32Compleatly: Alex owes the chat nothing, really
🔗 11:33 All_mankind: he's really sick of chat acting like he does
🔗 11:33hippitybobbity: what today still
🔗 11:33Compleatly: Understandable
🔗 11:33hippitybobbity: I am sorry for the fellow
🔗 11:33Compleatly: Alex certainly is a unique character
🔗 11:33Compleatly: Too nice for his own good.
🔗 11:33Compleatly: He generally takes the *** in stride but 3 years of it will get you if you're a man like Alex.
🔗 11:34Compleatly: In other news
🔗 11:34Compleatly: I made a bad decision and decided to go to the fire emblem reddit page
🔗 11:34Compleatly: because reddit is garbage
🔗 11:34 PhoenixMelior: I was about to say that
🔗 11:34 PhoenixMelior: reddit is just full of people who whine
🔗 11:34 RebelliousUno: ok I'm back
🔗 11:34 RebelliousUno: any more bannings needed
🔗 11:34 All_mankind: more like a garbage fire
🔗 11:35 All_mankind: it's been quiet on the troll front
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: oh crap what was the name
🔗 11:35Compleatly: There are so many people
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: clever dingdong, did you get him? (no space)
🔗 11:35Compleatly: who are buttmad or upset about not getting the special copy of fire emblem fates
🔗 11:35Compleatly: I am enjoying their anguish
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: I will too when mine arrives
🔗 11:35Compleatly:
the proper punishment for buying Birthright 
🔗 11:36hippitybobbity: delicious nerd tears
🔗 11:36 RebelliousUno: I did now
🔗 11:36Compleatly: I'm kind of torn
🔗 11:36Compleatly: because I really don't want to play conquest and Revelations doesn't come out for like a month
🔗 11:36Compleatly: but...Conquest is probably just the better game
🔗 11:37 ExachixKitsune: I am probably going to prefer Birthright - purely because I like the map stuff in Awakening and Sacred Stones
🔗 11:38Compleatly: I really liked sacred stones, but the map stuff is more similar to Awakening
🔗 11:38Compleatly: And the grinding
🔗 11:38Compleatly: the stupid, stupid grinding
🔗 11:39Compleatly: Birthright is basically just a less *** version of Awakening, so if you enjoyed that one, you'll like Birthright
🔗 11:39Compleatly: Unless your favorite classes are Nohr exclusive, then you won't enjoy it so much
🔗 11:40Compleatly: The worst part about Conquest is that it's harder to get access to elite ninjas and puppeteers
🔗 11:40Compleatly: From a difficulty perspective this is good, because the puppeteer is kind of fuck-busted.
🔗 11:40Compleatly: But the ninjas are so cool so it sucks you can't use them as much
🔗 11:41 PhoenixMelior: eh, you work with what units you have, such is the way of fire emblem
🔗 11:41 All_mankind: wow, Cameron's existential dread over Gang Beasts in detachable head mode
🔗 11:42 ExachixKitsune: also Birthright has Foxes! And pegasus knights. So I'm sold
🔗 11:42 All_mankind: "where is my head?"
🔗 11:42 PhoenixMelior: oh ***
🔗 11:42 PhoenixMelior: Harper Lee just died
🔗 11:42 All_mankind: dang
🔗 11:42hippitybobbity: So I read
🔗 11:43hippitybobbity: She was a special lady I hear
🔗 11:43 All_mankind: high time to read Mockingbird
🔗 11:43 PhoenixMelior: ever read To Kill a Mockingbird Hippity?
🔗 11:43hippitybobbity: I have not
🔗 11:44 PhoenixMelior: if ever you can you should add it to the list
🔗 11:44 PhoenixMelior: it's an excellent work of fiction
🔗 11:44Compleatly: phoenixmelior: But the ninjas are so cool >_>
🔗 11:44 All_mankind: strangely, in Swedish it's called "The Deadly Sin"
🔗 11:44hippitybobbity: It is now on the list
🔗 11:44 PhoenixMelior: we had to read it in high school and I actually enjoyed it
🔗 11:45Compleatly: Also PhoenixMelior, how do you feel about the einherjar having voice acting now
🔗 11:45 vorox4: Do the Swedish really like mockingbirds?
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: Einherjer?
🔗 11:45 All_mankind: i should probably know what bird that is
🔗 11:46hippitybobbity: Those are Odins chosen warriors right
🔗 11:46 PhoenixMelior: all that's coming to mind is the band
🔗 11:46hippitybobbity: Mockingbirds are those black birds that like shiny things I believe
🔗 11:46 PhoenixMelior: those are crows
🔗 11:46Compleatly: PhoenixMelior: the DLC characters from the old games like Ike and Chrom and Roy
🔗 11:46hippitybobbity: The ones that arent crows
🔗 11:47 PhoenixMelior: well Ike HAD a voice actor originally
🔗 11:47hippitybobbity: I was wrong
🔗 11:47hippitybobbity: I was thinking of blackbirds
🔗 11:48LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Trying something different for this weeks LRRcast. AdviceLRR. It's like AskLRR but we give you advice instead! So ask away!
🔗 11:48 vorox4: Ugh, I just don't feel like doing things today.
🔗 11:49 PhoenixMelior: that's unfortunate.
🔗 11:49hippitybobbity: Easily solved
🔗 11:49 All_mankind: apparently the mockingbird family has no common name in swedish, even though each of them individually seem to be called different variants of "mimicking thrush"
🔗 11:49 PhoenixMelior: I would ask for advice if Kathleen was on the cast but I know she won't be...
🔗 11:50 vorox4: There's nothing wrong with me, I'm not sick, but... things... right now?
🔗 11:50Compleatly: Also PhoenixMelior, I think your copy of Fates comes with the awakening DLC free
🔗 11:51 vorox4: I don't think I've ever played a proper jrpg.
🔗 11:51Compleatly: you should play Epic Battle Fantasy 4
🔗 11:52 All_mankind: it's possible none of them live in Sweden so maybe the translator thought no one would know what it was
🔗 11:52 All_mankind: translators have done dumber things
🔗 11:54 PhoenixMelior: it might take me a while to fully calm down from the events of today
🔗 11:54 PhoenixMelior: luckily I have an audit to do this afternoon I guess
🔗 11:54 All_mankind: the price of wisdom eh
🔗 11:54hippitybobbity: lucky y
🔗 11:54hippitybobbity: ou
🔗 11:55 PhoenixMelior: the price of closure I guess
🔗 11:55 PhoenixMelior: look it's hard to admit your weaknesses, especially to the people who cause them
🔗 11:55hippitybobbity: I know it is
🔗 11:55hippitybobbity: All too well
🔗 11:55 PhoenixMelior: I don't even know if I can ever mention that to my IRL friends lol
🔗 11:55hippitybobbity: Strangers are easy to confide in
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: well when they're LRR chat yeah lol
🔗 11:56 All_mankind: the internet is like. . .a softer world
🔗 11:56 vorox4: Luckily, the impromptu bartendering services of Chat are almost always here.
🔗 11:56Compleatly: what happened today phoenixmelior
🔗 11:56Compleatly: did someone jack your copy of fates
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: Alpha Flight LRR chat is best LRR chat
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: no no, that's still on its way
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: Amazon or UPS done goofed so it's unlikely I'll get it until monday
🔗 11:57Compleatly: As long as Canada Post doesn't get their hands on it you're probably fine.
🔗 11:57hippitybobbity: I am enjoying this movie so much
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: you keep saying that but I find UPS worse than Canada Post
🔗 11:57 All_mankind: hey i bet it's not like waiting six days for a desktop computer you ordered for the next day
🔗 11:57Compleatly: I've never mentioned Canada Post
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: you as in the chat
🔗 11:58Compleatly: And I've never had a problem with Canada Post
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: I did pay for two day shipping all_makind
🔗 11:58Compleatly: but I only deal with them during Desert Bus, I think
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: it was just supposed to ship TWO days ago not late last night
🔗 11:58Compleatly: I guess Canada post are the mailmen who get the shirts and posters t ome
🔗 11:58Compleatly: at least while they're in Canada
🔗 11:58 All_mankind: ah, almost the same thing then
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: I'm not super happy about it
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: If I can complain I will lol
🔗 11:59hippitybobbity: Holy dang this lady in star wars flies really well
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: I thought your stream wasn't working
🔗 11:59hippitybobbity: I found a new one
🔗 11:59 vorox4:
Well, let's be fair, at this point most of their job is delivering Netflix envelopes, an actual package is probably odd. 
🔗 12:00hippitybobbity: I am extatic
🔗 12:00hippitybobbity: Also these two are adorable
🔗 12:00hippitybobbity: I love this movie already
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: I am missing something with a Netflix envelope joke
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: I actually always imagined that Canada Post's job was to deliver government mail
🔗 12:01hippitybobbity: This bad guy is ~such~ a child
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: since the only things I ever get by post are city, provincial and federal registration or tax things
🔗 12:02 All_mankind: Ah, episode 7: a new new hope
🔗 12:02 PhoenixMelior: now not to put a damper on things hippity, but who here HASN'T seen The Force Awakens?
🔗 12:02hippitybobbity: Oh right, I should use discretion in discussing this movie
🔗 12:02Compleatly: I haven't
🔗 12:02Compleatly: I don't like star wars
🔗 12:02hippitybobbity pretends his lips are a zipper
🔗 12:03 All_mankind: you'll notice when spoilers happen
🔗 12:03Compleatly: isn't the bad guy literally one of the old characters' children?
🔗 12:03Compleatly: or something?
🔗 12:03hippitybobbity: Well I dont know, do I
🔗 12:03hippitybobbity: I joke
🔗 12:03hippitybobbity: I read that somewhere
🔗 12:03Compleatly: I don't know. Do you?
🔗 12:05hippitybobbity: Wow Harrison Ford is REALLY old you guys
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: There is one part of the movie where I literally saw something coming and went "NONONONONONO" under my breath
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: lol, yes yes he is
🔗 12:05Compleatly: which one is harrison ford
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: Han Solo
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: Indiana Jones
🔗 12:05hippitybobbity: The one who is really done witheverything
🔗 12:05hippitybobbity: Lol parsecs
🔗 12:05Compleatly: han solo's the smuggler dude right
🔗 12:05 All_mankind: it's like the old movies were made in a different millennium hoho
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior: The President in Air Force One
🔗 12:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (6:53 from now).
🔗 12:06 PhoenixMelior: Kimble in the Fugitive
🔗 12:06 vorox4: Who shot first?
🔗 12:06hippitybobbity: Indiana Jones and the adventures of Imperialism
🔗 12:06hippitybobbity: third base!
🔗 12:07 All_mankind: President Ford in a portrait in the white house in Scary Movie 3
🔗 12:07 PhoenixMelior: That's all I've got.
🔗 12:08hippitybobbity: This movie has something i missed so much in the prequels
🔗 12:08hippitybobbity: a fuckin sense of humour
🔗 12:08 All_mankind: that andt the Millennium Falcon makes all the difference
🔗 12:09 PhoenixMelior:
well hippity DID say third base 
🔗 12:09hippitybobbity: I got your joke, but we didnt have critical mass
🔗 12:09 vorox4: Oh, well.
🔗 12:10hippitybobbity: suddenly this film becomes aliens
🔗 12:11hippitybobbity: Also, Finn and Rey are giving me a massive Scooby Doo vibe
🔗 12:11 All_mankind: they are a great pair
🔗 12:11hippitybobbity: Im having so much fun with this movie you guys
🔗 12:12 All_mankind: everyone do :3
🔗 12:12LRRTwitter:
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🔗 12:12 PhoenixMelior: I found it a lot of fun yeah
🔗 12:12 PhoenixMelior: Taka!
🔗 12:12 All_mankind: except the Return of Kings buttholes, but they have only themselves to blame
🔗 12:13hippitybobbity: All_mankind they can rot for all I care
🔗 12:13 ExachixKitsune: Return of Kings?
🔗 12:13 All_mankind: that was what i was trying to say
🔗 12:13hippitybobbity: Exachixkitsune Rape= right
🔗 12:13 ExachixKitsune: Isn't that the LoTR movie?
🔗 12:13 ExachixKitsune: oh
🔗 12:13 ExachixKitsune: nonono
🔗 12:13 PhoenixMelior: I wish they would
🔗 12:13hippitybobbity: Those bungholes
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: They also think a woman's merit rests in her beauty and ability to have children
🔗 12:14hippitybobbity: This Snoke fellow needs some serious surgery
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: like, solely
🔗 12:14 vorox4: Bury them in a sweater made of fire ants, I say.
🔗 12:14hippitybobbity: cut them shallowly, lather them in honey and bury them in an ants nest
🔗 12:15 All_mankind: they who convinced themselves they'd staged a devastating boycott of episode 7 because of wildly misinterpreted polling figures, even as the movie was shattering all kinds of records
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: give them 1000 paper cuts and douse them in lemon juice
🔗 12:15hippitybobbity: sounds like a silly kung fu move, phoenix
🔗 12:15Compleatly:
a woman's merit lies in her ability to decay and house swarms of blowflies within her rotted abdominal cavity. What kind of idiot doesn't know that. 
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: *** I guess I'm scum then
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: why do men keep calling me amazing they're all just lying to me
🔗 12:16Compleatly: they're lying to themselves phoenixmelior
🔗 12:16hippitybobbity: Oh jeez, phoenix
🔗 12:16Compleatly: If their skulls weren't filled with scarabs, they didn't know what they were talking about
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: I can't say I've ever checked
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: if they say "dead inside", do they mean dead scarabs?
🔗 12:16Compleatly: It tends to be pretty obvious
🔗 12:17Compleatly: No the scarabs should be alive
🔗 12:17Compleatly: If they're dead the man was a failure.
🔗 12:17hippitybobbity: that explains he buzzing in my chest
🔗 12:18 vorox4: I don't know what any of this scarab stuff means.
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: (it's jokes, all of it)
🔗 12:18Compleatly: You'll understand when you're older vorox4
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: (except the men keep calling me amazing that one may or may not be just me)
🔗 12:18 ExachixKitsune: Oh Phoenix, you gotta get yourself a scarab man
🔗 12:18 All_mankind: you look pretty amazing from where i'm standing
🔗 12:19hippitybobbity: Same
🔗 12:19 All_mankind: but i guess i'm biased, being a man
🔗 12:19hippitybobbity: Although we do occupy a unique perspective
🔗 12:19Compleatly: You know what's amazing?
🔗 12:19Compleatly: Gravity waves
🔗 12:19 All_mankind: totally
🔗 12:19 vorox4: Gavity waves are neat.
🔗 12:20hippitybobbity: theyre the bes
🔗 12:20 vorox4: *gravity.
🔗 12:20hippitybobbity: Yesterday, I tried to surf space time
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: I mean, it's the general consensus
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: but if I have someone else call me amazing and then walk to other way I'm probably going to strangle someone
🔗 12:20 PhoenixMelior: *the other way
🔗 12:22hippitybobbity: Han is such a dork
🔗 12:22hippitybobbity: this is amazing
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: I quite enjoyed this movie
🔗 12:22 PhoenixMelior: I laughed, I cried, I got a little angry about the implications it was laying down because I'm a nerd
🔗 12:22hippitybobbity: It looks like a lot of the crwe enjoyed it too
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: Except Harrison Ford
🔗 12:23hippitybobbity: The passion is palpable
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: he's hated starwars forever
🔗 12:23 All_mankind: i think we established Hippity is the last one here to see this movie so you can probably feel free to commentate in as much detail as you like
🔗 12:23hippitybobbity: well he hasnt enjoyed anything since 1978
🔗 12:23 ExachixKitsune: I cannot wait for it to be on blu-ray so I can watches and then binge them allllll
🔗 12:23 ExachixKitsune: and then binge them all again with the commentry
🔗 12:24hippitybobbity: Wait a second, this Kylo Ren fellow sounds a lot like Xehanort/Ansem
🔗 12:24 PhoenixMelior: SPOILERS GEEZ
🔗 12:24 PhoenixMelior: oh, hello Heather!
🔗 12:24hippitybobbity: hey heather
🔗 12:24 ExachixKitsune: Yaay Heather
🔗 12:24hippitybobbity: I hope you are well
🔗 12:24 RebelliousUno: Hey Heather
🔗 12:24 All_mankind: i like his voice, when he's wearing the mask anyway
🔗 12:25 vorox4: Hello, Heather!
🔗 12:25 All_mankind: halo
🔗 12:25 PhoenixMelior: also hippity I hope you know I'm just being funny - sadly Kylo Ren is not a Kingdom Hearts antagonist
🔗 12:25 Lunarjade: I'm waiting to hear if there'll be any conflicts or not and I'll tweet about it as soon as I find out if its all good or not... but lets say as long as I get the ok this channel will be live in about an hour and a half.
🔗 12:26 RebelliousUno: ooh Bonus Heather?
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: ooh, bonus Heather sounds promising.
🔗 12:26 Lunarjade: I'm sure you can all figure out what game..
🔗 12:26 RebelliousUno: Playing What?
🔗 12:26 Omega_Lairon: FE, obvs
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: oh ***
🔗 12:26 vorox4: Bonus Handhelds?
🔗 12:26 Lunarjade: Anyway gonna go grab lunch.
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior 's copy hasn't arrived yet
🔗 12:26hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior Look, you say that, but he keeps adressing the power of darkness
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: @Hippitybobbity he just wants someone to fill his dark soul with LIIIIIIIIGHT
🔗 12:27 Lunarjade: My copy just showed up.. I'll be unboxing on stream as well.
🔗 12:27hippitybobbity: oh you tease,
🔗 12:27 Lunarjade: Anyway hopefully see you later.
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: it did ship, but amazon shipped it late
🔗 12:27 PhoenixMelior: see you Heather
🔗 12:28hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior unlimited darkness!
🔗 12:28 Omega_Lairon: Oh man, that soft crinkly sound when you peel off the plastic film... *ddrool*
🔗 12:29 All_mankind: heh, that triple ultra cheesy line in Devil May Cry
🔗 12:30 All_mankind: weird that it follows so soon after the single most commanding use of the imperative "SILENCE" ever heard
🔗 12:30 vorox4: I like by Smash Cut to a Bleached White Skeleton shirt, I'm wearing it right now.
🔗 12:30 All_mankind: said by the same character too
🔗 12:31 vorox4: @All_mankind Well, at least heard in a video game.
🔗 12:31 All_mankind: i can't think of anything that tops it
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: Dante is pretty sweet
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: I wish I was better at his games
🔗 12:32Compleatly: Chat, doth mine eyes deceive me? Did Lady Dery suggest a stream would be upon us?
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: she did
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: and I probably can't watch
🔗 12:32 vorox4: @Compleatly Yes
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: which sucks
🔗 12:32Compleatly: I guess I should go do the thing now
🔗 12:32 PhoenixMelior: because then I have to leave chat
🔗 12:32Compleatly: I wonder
🔗 12:32hippitybobbity: Hey is Alexander Guiness still alive?
🔗 12:32Compleatly: you could pop the chat out if you want the chat open but not the stream
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: not even a little hippity
🔗 12:33Compleatly: Should we write a guide to Fire Emblem Fates for people who played Awakening?
🔗 12:33hippitybobbity: also this film has infinity more female characters than the others
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: compleatly I could but chat would talk about spoilers
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: aka, anything
🔗 12:33hippitybobbity: weird how that never bothered me about the old ones
🔗 12:33 DarkMorford: Bonus Hodor? Yay!
🔗 12:33Compleatly: PhoenixMelior: We could put it on the forums with a spoiler tag
🔗 12:33Compleatly: and limit spoilers
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: @Hippitybobbity I mean... it was a different time. It actually was
🔗 12:33 PhoenixMelior: I don't mean your guide
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: I mean the chat during Hodor's upcoming stream
🔗 12:34Compleatly: that's why
🔗 12:34 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:34 PM
🔗 12:34hippitybobbity: Sure it was, I m not criticizing those films, but I had a realization about my own perception
🔗 12:34DrWreckage: Is there usually something friday days or am I misremembering?
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: no of course
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: that's what I was getting at as well
🔗 12:34 PhoenixMelior: @Drwreckage there's the let's nope/watch and play in ~8 hours
🔗 12:35 PhoenixMelior: also potential bonus stream
🔗 12:35hippitybobbity: I like Hux, hes a massive nerd
🔗 12:35DrWreckage: Well, right, that's at night.
🔗 12:35hippitybobbity: everyone in this movie is a massive nerd
🔗 12:35 PhoenixMelior: are you just wondering why chat is populated?
🔗 12:35 All_mankind: if you watch carefully you may notice serious superstar Lupita Nyong'o in a minor role :3
🔗 12:36hippitybobbity: What, really? ANOTHER *** DEATH STAR
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior:
baww. Now I DEFINITELY have to leave chat in 90 minutes 
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior: @Hippitybobbity nono, death PLANET
🔗 12:36 ExachixKitsune: Planet? I think these plans just sort of grow and they're never thought out in advance
🔗 12:36 All_mankind: it does kill stars for fuel so arguably it's the most death star death star yet
🔗 12:36 PhoenixMelior: instead of HACK THE PLANET it's DEATH THE PLANET
🔗 12:37 Omega_Lairon: Maybe the "I Can't Believe It' Not Empire" is just *really* good at building big laser things >_>
🔗 12:37hippitybobbity: it just effed a bunch of worlds
🔗 12:37 mtvcdm: Good morning/evening/afternoon.
🔗 12:37hippitybobbity: Dont these people know how hard it is to terraform a clump of mud
🔗 12:37 vorox4: Star death death planet death star is the correct name for it.
🔗 12:38 mtvcdm: My dad is now finally home from recovery from his cancer surgery back on November 30. Just walked in the door with him.
🔗 12:38 PhoenixMelior: that's awesome news mtvcdm!
🔗 12:38 mtvcdm: 82 days he was in the VA.
🔗 12:38 All_mankind: at a certain point you hit a scale beyond comprehension on these oversized impractical shock & awe-tactics death machines. . .
🔗 12:38 DarkMorford: Congrats!
🔗 12:38hippitybobbity: Mtvcdm I am so happpy for you and yours
🔗 12:38 ExachixKitsune: Mtvcdm : yaay!
🔗 12:38Compleatly: Chat I've made a mistake
🔗 12:38 vorox4: Hello, mtvcdm!
🔗 12:38Compleatly: Chat there are like 63 other characters in Fates other than Kamui chat
🔗 12:38Compleatly: This Strawpoll is *** huge
🔗 12:39Compleatly: I also can't tell if some of these names are properly localized
🔗 12:39 mtvcdm: I'll need to be home from work for a week to help get him settled back in, but you know what? I could use a week off work anyway.
🔗 12:39Compleatly: Well, most of the chat and Heather haven't played the game anyway so we'll figure it out together
🔗 12:39 vorox4: What strawpoll?
🔗 12:39 PhoenixMelior: he's making the shipping polls
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: though I think we need proper anglicised names before you can let them loose
🔗 12:40 vorox4: Oh, dear... Hodor's anime farm mark two.
🔗 12:40Compleatly: I'm going by what the wiki tells me
🔗 12:40 PhoenixMelior: you and I both know that's not accurate yet lol
🔗 12:40Compleatly: Personally, I'm never going to stop calling Joker and Zero, Joker and Zero
🔗 12:40 DennyMcG: Damn it to hell.
🔗 12:40Compleatly: because jakob and niles are stupid names
🔗 12:40hippitybobbity: This storm trooper has a weird weapon
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: no u
🔗 12:41 vorox4: @Dennymcg Something wrong?
🔗 12:41hippitybobbity: OI
🔗 12:41 DennyMcG: Been organising a trip for two weeks, and now two days before my family organise a big thing that I can't skip without looking like a bastard.
🔗 12:41Compleatly: PhoenixMelior: should I bother including the 2nd gen male characters in this poll
🔗 12:42 All_mankind: oh man i just ran across the most magnificent comic strip that makes a joke based on the biggest spoilers of the movie Hippity is just now watching
🔗 12:42 DennyMcG: What movie?
🔗 12:42 All_mankind: not sure if synchronicity or torture
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: compleatly I mean... I vote no
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: I don't think we'll wait that long
🔗 12:42 All_mankind: The Force Awakens
🔗 12:42Compleatly: so it occurs to me now
🔗 12:42hippitybobbity: this movie is so much fun Denny
🔗 12:42 All_mankind: i guess i'll hold onto it for another hour and then we can all laugh it up
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: also hippity weird question for you
🔗 12:43Compleatly: that I don't know many of the hoshidans names because I never used those characters to any great extent
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: if you were a lady would you want to have a fashion sense like hers
🔗 12:43 DennyMcG: Still haven't seen that movie. Last movie I saw in the cinema was Deadpool, before that it was Ted 2.
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: I just love her outfit so much
🔗 12:43 DennyMcG: I rarely go to the cinema tbh
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: it's feminine yet practical
🔗 12:43hippitybobbity: what, Rey's outfit?
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: yes
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: sorry I forgot to use Rey's name lol
🔗 12:44hippitybobbity: I'm kind of disappointed its not a real thing people can choose to wear
🔗 12:44 DarkMorford: I forget what her outfit looked like. Been a while since I saw the film.
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: I wish I could wear it
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: lemme see if I can find a photo
🔗 12:44 Omega_Lairon: Could I add more colour to it? I mean the general style seems fine, but not digging the beige on light beige >_>
🔗 12:44hippitybobbity: Hell I wish I could
🔗 12:44Compleatly: In the interest of not making our protagonist a pedophile
🔗 12:44Compleatly: I think I'm going to omit child characters from these polls
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: omega aboslutely - the style is quite nice however
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: compleatly agreed
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: wait
🔗 12:45 DennyMcG: I tried to rewatch all the previous star wars movies.
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: male or female Corrin, do we know?
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: We assume female but
🔗 12:45Compleatly: I'm guessing heather is going to make a female
🔗 12:45Compleatly: I have a backup poll for a male Kamui
🔗 12:45 DarkMorford: Hm. I don't particularly dig the short pants, but overall I like it. And as Lairon said, it needs more color.
🔗 12:45 DennyMcG: I could do 4, 5, and 6 no problem. Barely got through 1, and I just couldn't do 2 or 3. I think I got about 20 mins into 2.
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior: well yeah but in her position it makes sense
🔗 12:45Compleatly: Also I'm assuming Heather is doing a Birthrights run first
🔗 12:46 PhoenixMelior: were it me it would be either black or purple
🔗 12:46 All_mankind: it is a sweet *** outfit
🔗 12:46 Omega_Lairon: Something in maybe a sea blue or teal, with splashes of lavender.
🔗 12:46hippitybobbity: holy dang its Carrie Fisher
🔗 12:46 PhoenixMelior: a very old Carrie Fisher
🔗 12:46 mtvcdm: On a first run, there's no real telling what kind of run a player might do on a game beyond 'try and beat the game'.
🔗 12:46IndigoVitare: where is Carrie Fisher?
🔗 12:46hippitybobbity: She doesnt look impressed with Han "I effed up" Solo
🔗 12:46 All_mankind: she's the general of the whole galaxy
🔗 12:46hippitybobbity: I 'll stop narrating SW7 now
🔗 12:46 DennyMcG: Han is a scallywag.
🔗 12:46 DarkMorford:
Maybe a deep hunter green would be nice. Kinda go for the Nissa look. 
🔗 12:47 All_mankind: or somethin
🔗 12:47 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm yes but we're trying to see if Heather will pick one of the two versions which is a little easier to guess
🔗 12:48 PhoenixMelior:
I wish Amazon had shipped my damn game on time >
🔗 12:48hippitybobbity: Im taking back what I said, I am now shipping Poe and Finn so hadr
🔗 12:48 DennyMcG: Which game Phoenixmelior
🔗 12:48 PhoenixMelior: did you get to the lip bite
🔗 12:48hippitybobbity: Everyone in this movie should kiss
🔗 12:48hippitybobbity: YES
🔗 12:48Compleatly: Also there's a chance
🔗 12:48Compleatly: minor chance
🔗 12:48Compleatly: small chance
🔗 12:48Compleatly: miniscule chance
🔗 12:48 PhoenixMelior: Fire Emblem Fates special edition
🔗 12:48 All_mankind: a scallywag, a rapscallion, a scoundrel
🔗 12:48 DennyMcG: Ah I see
🔗 12:48Compleatly: that some of the characters Heather tries to pair up
🔗 12:48Compleatly: will end up dead
🔗 12:48 DarkMorford: a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
🔗 12:49Compleatly: whether Heather can stop them from dying or not
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: chat will probably tell her to restart if she fails
🔗 12:49Compleatly: I mean
🔗 12:49 DennyMcG: We take our shipping srs
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: I will refrain from watching at all so I can't help
🔗 12:49Compleatly: Like, she'd have to restart several chapters
🔗 12:49hippitybobbity: Did C3p0 get a new voice actor
🔗 12:49 PhoenixMelior: not if chat recognises the conditions
🔗 12:49Compleatly: Because there are some things you need to do early to stop some characters from dying
🔗 12:49Compleatly: Also there are a few characters that will die no matter what
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: now no spoilers
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: but those characters that die no matter what
🔗 12:50Compleatly: I've included them in the poll
🔗 12:50 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 12:50 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (6:09 from now).
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: can you still marry them
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: good
🔗 12:50 eatenbyagrue1988: hey chat
🔗 12:50Compleatly: Also some of these characters have to be unlocked by completing certain conditions
🔗 12:50 All_mankind: the stream title ought to be something four weddings and a funeral based
🔗 12:50 PhoenixMelior: inb4 I use all of the ones that die
🔗 12:51 DennyMcG: Awh 6 hours
🔗 12:51Compleatly: There are several characters that die
🔗 12:51 DennyMcG:
that's 3am 
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: @Dennymcg nope. There will be a stream in one hour
🔗 12:51Compleatly: they just die in different ways and at different times in different campaigns
🔗 12:51 eatenbyagrue1988: @Phoenixmelior what's in an hour?
🔗 12:51 DennyMcG: Well I'm still bummed I won't see let's nope.
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: Heather unboxing Fire Emblem fates
🔗 12:51 PhoenixMelior: and also playing it
🔗 12:51Compleatly: For example, there is one character whose death you can prevent in Birthright
🔗 12:51 DennyMcG: Curse you volunteer work!
🔗 12:51Compleatly: by fulfilling a certain condition
🔗 12:52 eatenbyagrue1988: sweet. Isn't this the one that got a part removed in the NA release?
🔗 12:52Compleatly: the stupid part
🔗 12:52 DennyMcG: the face thing they mentioned in checkpoint?
🔗 12:52Compleatly: the molestation minigame
🔗 12:52Compleatly: where you rub your soldiers and/or your siblings.
🔗 12:52 eatenbyagrue1988: I've pretty much given up on Japanese games. Ever since I made the dual-error of getting FFX-2 and DOA Xtreme 2
🔗 12:53Compleatly: I'm also omitting the Kidnappable characters from the polls
🔗 12:53Compleatly: I don't know if you can marry characters you kidnap
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: X-2 had solid mechanics though
🔗 12:53 eatenbyagrue1988: @Compleatly you can. It's called m"Stockholm Syndrome"
🔗 12:53Compleatly: I'm also omitting DLC characters
🔗 12:53 ExachixKitsune: Which version of FE Fates is she playing?
🔗 12:53Compleatly: who I *think* you can marry
🔗 12:53Compleatly: but don't know
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: Birthright we THINK
🔗 12:54 ProfessorPester: !next
🔗 12:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (6:05 from now).
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: we're unsure
🔗 12:54 Omega_Lairon: I still defend X-2... it was an excellent game buried under some sketchy design choices and far too many tedious side stories
🔗 12:54 eatenbyagrue1988: @Phoenixmelior at the time, I was in high school, living in a house with extremely conservative Catholic parents. I could not have gotten away with it if I wanted to
🔗 12:54Compleatly: X-2 was fun
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: the dressphere was SUPER fun in concept
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: @Eatenbyagrue1988 I mean... same but they let me play it lol. Hell, my dad bought it for me
🔗 12:54 DennyMcG: Catholicism is terrible (imo)
🔗 12:54 Omega_Lairon: And the main story was genius. Yuna has some very compelling character growth throught both X and X-2
🔗 12:54 PhoenixMelior: compleatly hold off a little on that
🔗 12:55 eatenbyagrue1988: @Dennymcg not going near that argument with a 10 foot pole
🔗 12:55hippitybobbity: Snoke is weirdly large
🔗 12:55hippitybobbity: Oh its a projection
🔗 12:55hippitybobbity: NVM
🔗 12:55 DennyMcG: It's just I was brought up as a Catholic, and I hated it.
🔗 12:55 ProfessorPester: Chat seems awfully active considering there's no stream on right now. Did I just miss something?
🔗 12:55 PhoenixMelior: nope
🔗 12:55 PhoenixMelior: Alpha Flight LRRchat is always active
🔗 12:56 All_mankind: we're just this baller
🔗 12:56Compleatly: there's a stream coming up within the hour professorpester
🔗 12:56 eatenbyagrue1988: @Professorpester not really. Chat in general is pretty awesome to be around, so it's worth it even sans-stream
🔗 12:56hippitybobbity: Dennymcg You're Irish yeah? I would be surprised if you didnt have strong opinions
🔗 12:56Compleatly: The chat is always at all times awful
🔗 12:56Compleatly: Catholicism is weird
🔗 12:56Compleatly: religion is weird
🔗 12:56 DennyMcG: And I still have to correct forms that have me down as Roman Catholic, which is very annoying.
🔗 12:56 DennyMcG: Yup Hippitybobbity
🔗 12:56 eatenbyagrue1988: during Cam's stream, we spent a full hour doing Shakespearean wrestling\
🔗 12:57hippitybobbity: oh dang FORCE POWERS YO
🔗 12:57Compleatly: I appreciate that no one has voted on this poll yet.
🔗 12:57 DennyMcG: what poll?
🔗 12:57Compleatly: that poll
🔗 12:57 PhoenixMelior: like I said it's too soon
🔗 12:57Compleatly: all I said
🔗 12:57Compleatly: was here it was
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: I don't even know who Kamui is and don't you dare tell me
🔗 12:58 eatenbyagrue1988: I am balls-out tired. Being a teacher at a prom is effing hard work
🔗 12:58 eatenbyagrue1988: especially if you have to emcee
🔗 12:58Compleatly: Kamui is Corrin's japanese name
🔗 12:58 ProfessorPester: I have no idea what this poll is for, so I'm abstaining.
🔗 12:58Compleatly: I just like Kamui better
🔗 12:58 DennyMcG: I know nothing of any of the characters, so I do not feel in the position to vote.
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: oh
🔗 12:58syrusrayne: Is this a Scurrday or a laffsday?
🔗 12:58 eatenbyagrue1988: and then get bullied by your students and co-workers into dancing with your fiance in public
🔗 12:58syrusrayne: I forgot about the !next command. Too much time spent in backwaters without it.
🔗 12:58 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (6:01 from now).
🔗 12:58 DennyMcG: They sound nice grue.
🔗 12:59Compleatly: I just included Kamui/Corrin/New Hodor just in case people didn't know one of the names yet
🔗 12:59 All_mankind: i just voted for the one whose name struck my fancy
🔗 12:59Compleatly: I'm interested to see if
🔗 12:59Compleatly: A.) Heather still wants to do the polls in the first place
🔗 12:59syrusrayne: What's this about democracy?
🔗 12:59 eatenbyagrue1988: @Dennymcg last week, the head teacher was all "Do you have a song that you associate with him/her?" to each of us and we gave our respective answers ("Change the World" by Eric Clapton for me and "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Jefferson Starship for her)
🔗 12:59syrusrayne: Ah. What's this about failing democracy?
🔗 12:59 PhoenixMelior: Compleatly
🔗 13:00 PhoenixMelior: *'s
🔗 13:00 PhoenixMelior: revving up the ship engines
🔗 13:00Compleatly: B.) How the chat will vote considering that both most of the chat AND Heather will both
🔗 13:00 eatenbyagrue1988: and then after we finished emceeing, she was all "Wait here" and all of a sudden, cue Change the World
🔗 13:00Compleatly: be new to Fire Emblem IF
🔗 13:00syrusrayne:
Oh no, Grue. 
🔗 13:00Compleatly: I'm going to lapse in and out of Japanese/English names so much
🔗 13:00hippitybobbity: *extremely old people flirting*
🔗 13:00Compleatly: Holding conversations is going to be awkward
🔗 13:00 ProfessorPester: Eatenbyagrue1988 That sounds adorable. I'm sorry, but it really does.
🔗 13:01syrusrayne: It sounds like a nightmare.
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: as soon as chat starts talking FE I'm out of here
🔗 13:01Compleatly:
So the prologue to Fates is pretty interesting 
🔗 13:01 All_mankind: we admire your sacrifice?
🔗 13:01 eatenbyagrue1988: @Professorpester less adorable was all of the faculty and our grade 9 students stopping everything to take pictures (we were kinda OTP-ish even before we got together)
🔗 13:01 PhoenixMelior: it's upsetting because I just wanted to chill in chat after everything today
🔗 13:01Compleatly: I mean
🔗 13:01Compleatly: You could just
🔗 13:02 eatenbyagrue1988: I basically had to keep telling her to look me in the eyes so she wouldn't get spooped
🔗 13:02Compleatly: you know, be spoiled for the first 6-8ish chapters
🔗 13:02 All_mankind: there's Other Chat too i guess
🔗 13:02 PhoenixMelior: nope
🔗 13:02Compleatly: you could go to the Desert Bus irc chat
🔗 13:02 PhoenixMelior: because I know chat will talk about other things
🔗 13:02 PhoenixMelior: I'm at work I can't IRC
🔗 13:02 eatenbyagrue1988: I'm gonna look up these characters so I can actually vote for realsies
🔗 13:02Compleatly: You could hide in Adam's chat
🔗 13:02 PhoenixMelior: I don't think anyone's in there
🔗 13:02 Omega_Lairon: Bluh... seachat. Those guys are jerks : p
🔗 13:03Compleatly: Yes they are Omega_Lairon
🔗 13:03Compleatly: yes they are
🔗 13:03 PhoenixMelior: allso kind of that a little bit ^
🔗 13:03Compleatly:
that's why Fugi banned them all 
🔗 13:03Compleatly:
Especially that prick Lord_Zyrk 
🔗 13:03Compleatly: and that other prick, TheBlueCosmonaut
🔗 13:03Compleatly: and that other, other prick, Luigi
🔗 13:03 eatenbyagrue1988: what's seachat?
🔗 13:03Compleatly:
Note that most of these people are the ones Adam chose to be his moderators 
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: aren't they ALL his mods lol
🔗 13:04Compleatly:
yes 
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: Fugi banned ALL his mods
🔗 13:04Compleatly: Well not all of them
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: and Adam never modded them back
🔗 13:04Compleatly: the ones that weren't there survived
🔗 13:04Compleatly: like Catcard and Tangsm
🔗 13:04 PhoenixMelior: so he mentioned on Sidewalk Slam
🔗 13:04Compleatly: Catcard not being there is surprising considering how big of Adam fangirl she is
🔗 13:05Compleatly:
she's one of the few people that's actually nice to him 
🔗 13:05syrusrayne: So what I've learned from this is Adam made a bunch of big jerk heads moderators, and they were all banned from here for reasons.
🔗 13:06Compleatly:
Also thanks to Adam, none of those jerks come back into this chat. \
/ everyone wins
🔗 13:06hippitybobbity: That doesnt sound like Adam
🔗 13:06Compleatly: They were banned because Adam asked Fugi to ban them
🔗 13:06 PhoenixMelior: not from here
🔗 13:06 PhoenixMelior: yeah Fugi and adam were just dicking around
🔗 13:06hippitybobbity: I lied that's 200% adam
🔗 13:06Compleatly:
They put them in their place 
🔗 13:07syrusrayne: I neither understand nor comprehend what's being discussed.
🔗 13:07Compleatly: !viewers
🔗 13:07hippitybobbity: thats cool
🔗 13:07Compleatly: lrrbot pls
🔗 13:07 PhoenixMelior: twitch is derp
🔗 13:07Compleatly: !deathcount
🔗 13:07 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 13:08Compleatly: !totaldeath
🔗 13:08 LRRbot: 19478 total deaths
🔗 13:08Compleatly: I wonder if Heather'll do Phoenix mode.
🔗 13:08 eatenbyagrue1988: how do you add a death to the deathcount?
🔗 13:08Compleatly: you type !death
🔗 13:08 PhoenixMelior: what's Phoenix mode
🔗 13:08 eatenbyagrue1988: !death
🔗 13:08 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 13:08 Omega_Lairon: >_>
🔗 13:08 eatenbyagrue1988: dag nabbit
🔗 13:08Compleatly: it's the mode where if one of your units dies, it comes back to life with full health on the next turn
🔗 13:09Compleatly: Great for speedruns
🔗 13:09Compleatly:

🔗 13:09 Omega_Lairon: That seems... kinda exploitable
🔗 13:09Compleatly: it's Easy mode
🔗 13:09 eatenbyagrue1988: so I might be the weird one here, but the only Fire Emblem I've ever played was Sacred Stones, and I actually really liked it
🔗 13:09Compleatly: well, normal mode is easy mode
🔗 13:09Compleatly: Sacred Stones was so good
🔗 13:09 PhoenixMelior: vomit vomit vomit vomit
🔗 13:09Compleatly: SO GOOD
🔗 13:09 PhoenixMelior: the vomit was for Phoenix mode
🔗 13:10Compleatly: Fates takes a bunch of things from Sacred Stones that I really liked
🔗 13:10 PhoenixMelior: I haven't finished Sacred Stones
🔗 13:10 ExachixKitsune: that was my first FE and I loved it.
🔗 13:10 eatenbyagrue1988: I always max out Colm and Nami's support, because it feels like a waste when you don't
🔗 13:10Genkidama_666: !next
🔗 13:10 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (5:49 from now).
🔗 13:10Compleatly: Technically phoenix mode is "I just want to see the story" mode
🔗 13:10Compleatly: It's boring as *** because there's no challenge
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: but it's a Fire Emblem game!
🔗 13:11Compleatly: incorrect
🔗 13:11Compleatly: Fire Emblem *Conquest*
🔗 13:11Compleatly: Fates *Conquest*
🔗 13:11 eatenbyagrue1988: granted, one of the previous Fire Emblem games had this *** thing where a bunch of units would spawn behind you after making your moves
🔗 13:11Compleatly: yeah that happens in Conquest
🔗 13:11 PhoenixMelior: yes which is BAD difficulty
🔗 13:11 eatenbyagrue1988: kinda like finding a pod of Mutons in XCOM after everyone has made their moves
🔗 13:11Compleatly: it is entirely fair difficulty
🔗 13:11 eatenbyagrue1988: and is all clustered together
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: but it's still FIRE EMBLEM
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>because you should expect it
🔗 13:12 eatenbyagrue1988: and they're all Rookies
🔗 13:12 PhoenixMelior: not in previous games you didn't
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>I can't explain why you should expect it
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>because that would require me to explain the maps
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>there alot of maps
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>Like, a whole lot of maps
🔗 13:12 eatenbyagrue1988: XCOM or Fire Emblem?
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>Like
🔗 13:12Compleatly: <message deleted>There's something like....
🔗 13:13Compleatly: <message deleted>20-30 maps just taking the main story from conquest and birthright combined?
🔗 13:13Compleatly: <message deleted>Then another ~10 from Revelations?
🔗 13:13Compleatly: <message deleted>Then when you factor in all the paralogues that's something like an additional 10-15
🔗 13:13hippitybobbity: Guys I need to talk about Kylo Ren
🔗 13:14hippitybobbity: He is such a twat
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: are you done the movie yet
🔗 13:14hippitybobbity: almost
🔗 13:14hippitybobbity: I think
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: wait till you're done
🔗 13:14hippitybobbity: Very well
🔗 13:14Compleatly: <message deleted>They did not lie when they said that all 3 campaigns as long, probably longer, than Awakening
🔗 13:14 eatenbyagrue1988: how "done" are you?
🔗 13:14hippitybobbity: HRNG
🔗 13:14Compleatly: <message deleted>are as long*
🔗 13:14 MaybeTara: heya chat
🔗 13:14 PhoenixMelior: I can guess what hippity just saw
🔗 13:15Compleatly: <message deleted>greetings maybetara
🔗 13:15 MaybeTara: How are you compleatly ?
🔗 13:15Compleatly: <message deleted>How's my 12th favorite human that identifies as a female doing today.
🔗 13:15 Omega_Lairon: Maaaaan... that was such dumb mistake to make in that scene... it's like, how did you miss EVERY red flag about what was going down?
🔗 13:15Compleatly: <message deleted>I am incredibly bored MaybeTara
🔗 13:15Compleatly: <message deleted>I also may or may not have been infected with a bacterium but that remains to be seen.
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: I don't think he missed ANY red flags
🔗 13:16hippitybobbity: Omega_lairon I mean, I thought it might happen, and maybe so did he
🔗 13:16 eatenbyagrue1988: @Phoenixmelior Han? Kylo? Chewie? Yoda?
🔗 13:16hippitybobbity: But was a father until the end
🔗 13:16 MaybeTara: 12th favourite ? ...i mean...I'll take it. I'm kinda the same compleatly. Bored that is, I just finished fighting of a bacterium.
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: I believe we're referring to Han
🔗 13:16hippitybobbity: christ I now have feels
🔗 13:16 PhoenixMelior: I cried
🔗 13:16hippitybobbity: I should call my father
🔗 13:16Compleatly: <message deleted>oh yeah the kylo ren guy kills him right?
🔗 13:16 Omega_Lairon: >_>
🔗 13:16 eatenbyagrue1988: @Phoenixmelior oh, so you guys DIDN'T see Yoda's extended scene?
🔗 13:16Compleatly: <message deleted>I can understand killing your father.
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: maybe not?
🔗 13:17 Omega_Lairon: !spoilers
🔗 13:17 LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: spoilers are still not taken lightly in this chat I see
🔗 13:17 Omega_Lairon: Seriously, we've permabanned randos for less
🔗 13:17 eatenbyagrue1988: ah. Point taken. I shall refrain
🔗 13:17syrusrayne: Spoilers are what you put on cars when you have a small penis. They have no other purpose in polite society.
🔗 13:18 eatenbyagrue1988: @Syrusrayne true, but a polite society would not have invented the hyped up race cars that need spoilers
🔗 13:18 Omega_Lairon: I mean... it's kinda of a tricky grey area. You'd expect it tto eventually peentrate most sectors of culture and eventually it'll just be public knowledge
🔗 13:18 PhoenixMelior: you didn't permaban compleatly did you
🔗 13:18 Omega_Lairon: But I think at the very least, we should wait 'til it's no longer playing at cinemas... that way, everyone who really wanted to see it has had ALL possible chances to do so
🔗 13:18 PhoenixMelior: I liked that guy
🔗 13:19 Omega_Lairon: Nah, they're fine. Just a flesh wound
🔗 13:19 Omega_Lairon: I think...
🔗 13:19 PhoenixMelior: I figured that was just a purge
🔗 13:19 eatenbyagrue1988: @Omega_lairon I've learned to never take the idea of things penetrating into the pop culture for granted when I referenced Star Wars to some kids and they had NO IDEA what I was talking about
🔗 13:21 eatenbyagrue1988: off-topic - Bacon cheeseburgers: the best type of cheeseburger, or just a great cheeseburger?
🔗 13:21 PhoenixMelior: I'm not particularly fond of burgers, cheese or bacon
🔗 13:22hippitybobbity: I like burgers, kind of okay with bacon
🔗 13:22syrusrayne: Bacon is overdone. It's passe.
🔗 13:22 DarkMorford: Depends how the bacon's cooked. I don't like it when it's dry and brittle.
🔗 13:22 Omega_Lairon: Burgers are fine, but most places that include bacon always undertcook it so it's weak and floppy... and floppy bacon is hardly bacon at all
🔗 13:22Compleatly: Bacon is dangerous.
🔗 13:23syrusrayne: Bacon has reached peak saturation. The world could do with less bacon.
🔗 13:23 PhoenixMelior: indeed
🔗 13:23 PhoenixMelior: the world would also do better with less cows
🔗 13:23Compleatly: Meat in general, really.
🔗 13:23 PhoenixMelior: I read the WORST piece of journalism about beef this morning
🔗 13:23 DennyMcG: Too far.
🔗 13:23 PhoenixMelior: it made me upset
🔗 13:23hippitybobbity: I am enjoying how strong Rey is
🔗 13:23 eatenbyagrue1988: @Syrusrayne Bacon needs to do what Justin Timberlake and Neil Patrick Harris did: disappear for a while, making notable but sporadic appearances and then BAM!
🔗 13:23hippitybobbity: just, superbuff
🔗 13:23 Omega_Lairon: I'm working on that "less cows" part... by systematically eating most of them : \
🔗 13:24 DennyMcG: I want steak now.
🔗 13:24Compleatly: there will be more. There are always more.
🔗 13:24 eatenbyagrue1988: I've already made peace with the fact that in 50 years or so, I'll have to eat ground insects or cloned meat.
🔗 13:25 eatenbyagrue1988: like, it's better to have some kind of meat rather than wreck everything trying to make real meat
🔗 13:25 eatenbyagrue1988: and I'm okay with that. I'm sure a half-decent cook will find a way to make a cloned beef puck taste like real fillet mignon
🔗 13:26hippitybobbity: Ive got a head start by going vegetarian
🔗 13:26hippitybobbity: #futureready
🔗 13:26 PhoenixMelior: I don't wish to live without meat
🔗 13:26 Omega_Lairon: The world need more vegetarians. Mean more meat for me : p
🔗 13:26 PhoenixMelior: it's good for you and humans have been omnivores forever
🔗 13:26Compleatly: You could just do what I do
🔗 13:26Compleatly: I mean
🔗 13:26hippitybobbity: Omega_lairon Have you turned into krog?
🔗 13:27Compleatly: Meat preparation
🔗 13:27Compleatly: is a big part of the dietary impacts of meat consumption
🔗 13:27 eatenbyagrue1988: @Compleatly what do you do?
🔗 13:27Compleatly: The meat humans eat now is different from the meat their ancestors ate
🔗 13:27Compleatly: Oh I just stopped eating all together
🔗 13:27 cantwearusernames throws pies in everyone's faces
🔗 13:27 eatenbyagrue1988: I eat your silly pies!
🔗 13:27 Omega_Lairon: *licks* Key lime? You monster...
🔗 13:27 eatenbyagrue1988: unless they're bomb pies.
🔗 13:27 cantwearusernames: @Compleatly so you just subsist on the energy of the universe
🔗 13:27 cantwearusernames: ?
🔗 13:28Compleatly: Don't worry abou tit
🔗 13:28 cantwearusernames: you eat tits?
🔗 13:28hippitybobbity: Cantwearusernames I consume entropy
🔗 13:28hippitybobbity: yum
🔗 13:28 eatenbyagrue1988: sadly, where I love, going vegetarian is not an option
🔗 13:28 eatenbyagrue1988: unless I want to eat nothing but tomatoes, lettuce and ampalaya
🔗 13:28 eatenbyagrue1988: and that is no way to live
🔗 13:28 cantwearusernames: the typos are on point today
🔗 13:28Compleatly: you could grow your own vegetables
🔗 13:28 DennyMcG: what the heck is ampalaya?
🔗 13:28hippitybobbity: Eatenbyagrue1988 Where's that?
🔗 13:28 eatenbyagrue1988: @Compleatly also not an option
🔗 13:28hippitybobbity: Also thats a weeeird looking fruit
🔗 13:29Compleatly: But you know what is an option?
🔗 13:29Compleatly: Buying a cactus.
🔗 13:29 eatenbyagrue1988: @Dennymcg @Hippitybobbity it's called a "bitter gourd" in English. I keep forgetting I'm not talking to other Filipinos sometimes
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: well I can't buy an aloe vera plant anymore
🔗 13:29Compleatly: Have you consider making yourself a proud cactus owner?
🔗 13:29Compleatly: considered*
🔗 13:29 DennyMcG: It looks like a malformed cucumber.
🔗 13:29 cantwearusernames: actually related to the topic I just grabbed some random things in the kitchen and put them in a slow cooker. Peameal Bacon a couple unsliced pounds, lemon chicken powder mix, maple syrup and a bit of water.
🔗 13:29 cantwearusernames: we'll see how it comes out
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: maybe but I'll worry about it when my rash goes awa
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: *away
🔗 13:29 eatenbyagrue1988: I dunno. I keep thinking that if I licked a cactus, I might go full mushroom samba mode
🔗 13:29 eatenbyagrue1988: like Sokka did
🔗 13:30 cantwearusernames: you beat me to the reference
🔗 13:30 cantwearusernames: is there a stream soon or is this just a rando chat hangout?
🔗 13:30 eatenbyagrue1988: Ha-ha! Lat time, someone beat me to a Melon Lord reference
🔗 13:30 eatenbyagrue1988: *last
🔗 13:30 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (5:29 from now).
🔗 13:30 Omega_Lairon: Hodor soon, just not on the schedule
🔗 13:30syrusrayne: Huh. Cool.
🔗 13:30 DennyMcG: I remember TF2 was going to have an item set for the Heavy where he had bear claw gloves on, an Indian headdress, and would eat peyote and get a big buff to melee or something.
🔗 13:30 Omega_Lairon: 30 mins or thereabouts
🔗 13:30 eatenbyagrue1988: @Dennymcg Ampalayas are bitter as all hell, and you have to find some way of making them palatable.
🔗 13:31 eatenbyagrue1988: like hiding them in scrambled eggs
🔗 13:31 DennyMcG: Then valve realized that maybe that might be a bit racist.
🔗 13:31syrusrayne:
That's racist. 
🔗 13:31syrusrayne: Although I guess the peyote thing is accurate if overstated.
🔗 13:31 PhoenixMelior: there was a class in bravely default that was basically called "The Redman or something"
🔗 13:31 DennyMcG: The Peyote was dropped, and steak sandwich used instead
🔗 13:32 bv310: Oh neat, I just opened this to watch an old one. Surprise-Hodor is awesome!
🔗 13:32 eatenbyagrue1988: someone recommend music for me. I cannot subsist on songs from the 90s and Franz Ferdinand anymore
🔗 13:32syrusrayne: What kind of music do you like?
🔗 13:32 PhoenixMelior: it was changed to a cowboy outside of japan and several fans in europe were like "how is that racist" and everyone in north america was like "oh... oh it's there"
🔗 13:33 eatenbyagrue1988: @Syrusrayne I can't really say. I just generally go for things that sound pleasing to the ears.
🔗 13:33 PhoenixMelior: All you'll get out of me is metal
🔗 13:33syrusrayne: Uh. Hm.
🔗 13:33 bv310: I can recommend a hell of a lot of country
🔗 13:33 PhoenixMelior: so if you're into metal let me know, otherwise I"ll stay out of it
🔗 13:33 eatenbyagrue1988: my only experience with metal is "Enter Sandman"
🔗 13:34syrusrayne: Purity Ring? Muse? God Is An Astronaut? Clutch? OSI? Metric?
🔗 13:34 cantwearusernames: @Eatenbyagrue1988 epic rap battles of history
🔗 13:34 cantwearusernames: I don't really do music. it really confuses people
🔗 13:34syrusrayne: Matthew Good is great, whether that is Matthew Good Band or his solo stuff.
🔗 13:36Compleatly: How long ago did Heather send the tweet?
🔗 13:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (5:23 from now).
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: she says in the tweet, 2pm
🔗 13:36 eatenbyagrue1988: so I'll be up for another 4-5 hours (it's about 5:30 here), then go pay my bills, then sleep.
🔗 13:36 PhoenixMelior: so 23 minutes from now
🔗 13:36 eatenbyagrue1988: because chaperoning a prom means "STAY UNTIL 4AM"
🔗 13:37 eatenbyagrue1988: and half the faculty is sleeping in our work area
🔗 13:37syrusrayne: Oh yeah, Omega, I suppose Lemon Demon is worth a listen.
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: oh man omega
🔗 13:37 eatenbyagrue1988: the other half have collapsed in various chairs and tables
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: I was expecting Rick Roll but ULTIMATE SHOWDOWn
🔗 13:37 PhoenixMelior: excuse me
🔗 13:37syrusrayne: I can sing many of Cicierega's songs from memory.
🔗 13:37syrusrayne: Which is perhaps an indicator of my mental state at the time.
🔗 13:38syrusrayne: And also the fact that I had discovered, by that point, the "repeat" option.
🔗 13:38 cantwearusernames: so... hack the mech for whatever odds or grenade the mech and shieldbearer shredding armor and giving them falling damage as well... I think grenade then try the hack
🔗 13:38 eatenbyagrue1988: EMP bombs plus hack works for me most of the time
🔗 13:39 eatenbyagrue1988: also, funny typo, but I almost typed EMO bomb and now that thought is stuck in my head
🔗 13:39 cantwearusernames: slight flaw in your assumption there, don't have emp.
🔗 13:39 eatenbyagrue1988: dang.
🔗 13:40 cantwearusernames: emp doesn't damage the organic soldier sthough
🔗 13:40syrusrayne: Can't really give tac advice without a full grasp of the situation.
🔗 13:40 eatenbyagrue1988: XCOM 2 has made me incredibly destructive. In 1 I was always "Minimize collateral damage!" and now it's "Oh look, an inconvenient wall *grenades*"
🔗 13:40syrusrayne: Fragging might be a bit more reliable - at least, it hinges less on a single failure point.
🔗 13:40syrusrayne: Instead there are many ways in which you can fail.
🔗 13:41 eatenbyagrue1988: man, when I first saw a Sectopod
🔗 13:41 eatenbyagrue1988: I just had everyone grenade it
🔗 13:41Earthenone: did that work?
🔗 13:41Compleatly: Are there any mods present?
🔗 13:41 eatenbyagrue1988: which I imagine looked a lot like triggering a grenade bouquet in Fallout
🔗 13:41 PhoenixMelior: Omega's around
🔗 13:42 Omega_Lairon: Need a thing?
🔗 13:42hippitybobbity: back again
🔗 13:42Compleatly: can we put this into LRRbot in case Heather needs it today? I've got to head out, so I'll probably miss most or all of her stream
🔗 13:42 eatenbyagrue1988: @Earthenone it worked too well, sadly. The grenades pretty much shredded the floor everyone was standing on and we got wiped when a pod of Archons appeared next round
🔗 13:42hippitybobbity: I got thrown out of the library 4 minutes before star wars ended
🔗 13:42 PhoenixMelior: nuuuu
🔗 13:42Compleatly: you were watching that in the library?
🔗 13:43 bv310: Ohhhhhhh right, new FE came out today
🔗 13:43hippitybobbity: herp a derp i am hippity this is how I life
🔗 13:43hippitybobbity: yeah the Uni library
🔗 13:43 cantwearusernames: were you using headphones?
🔗 13:44hippitybobbity: yeah of course
🔗 13:44hippitybobbity: crikey are you kidding
🔗 13:44hippitybobbity: im not a monstwr
🔗 13:44hippitybobbity: also this twitch app doesnt do whispers
🔗 13:44 PhoenixMelior: oh weird
🔗 13:45 LoadingReadyRun: heh Twitch doesn't have Fire Emblem Fates listed..
🔗 13:45 PhoenixMelior: does anyone know if UPS works weekends?
🔗 13:45Compleatly: Try Fire Emblem IF?
🔗 13:45 PhoenixMelior: does it have Birthright or Conquest?
🔗 13:45 LoadingReadyRun: nope none of those that I can see.
🔗 13:46 PhoenixMelior: odd.
🔗 13:46 Omega_Lairon: We can always just !override it
🔗 13:46 PhoenixMelior: we just won't get the sweet launch game viewers
🔗 13:46 eatenbyagrue1988: guh. I'm more tired than I thought. I should catch a few z's. Later chat
🔗 13:46Compleatly: huh...what were the people who were streaming if months back listing the game under?
🔗 13:46Compleatly:
"sweet launch viewers" 
🔗 13:46 LoadingReadyRun: Yeah I'm gonna have to put this under Games and Demos I think. There's something called Fire Emblem (working title)
🔗 13:46Compleatly: try that
🔗 13:47Compleatly: just calling it Fire Emblem's *probably* better than games and demos?
🔗 13:47 LoadingReadyRun: Yeah doing a search on twitch it looks like other people are just using Fire Emblem.
🔗 13:47 PhoenixMelior: I have to leave shortly anyway since chat can't help themselves
🔗 13:47 mtvcdm: Maybe Twitch has an entry for This Is A Game?
🔗 13:48Compleatly: all the big FE streamers are just using Fire Emblem, so that'd be the best bet for attracting the launch hype crowd
🔗 13:48 Omega_Lairon:
Counter point... do we *want* to attract launch-day crowds? 
🔗 13:48Compleatly: no KAppa
🔗 13:49Compleatly:
*
🔗 13:49Compleatly: but there's a chance
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: I mean no, but it's there
🔗 13:49Compleatly: for every 20 shitbags
🔗 13:49Compleatly: we get 1 decent new viewer/subscriber
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: I don't know we had to deal with a VERY tenacious troll today
🔗 13:49 LoadingReadyRun: I just want it to show up under a game that makes sense for it.
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: I'd rather not have more of that
🔗 13:49Compleatly: tenacious troll?
🔗 13:49Compleatly: when did that happen
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: this morning
🔗 13:49Earthenone: there was a troll at a modless streamless hour
🔗 13:50 Omega_Lairon: I suggest the "(working title)" option then - it seems likely that it refers to this game anyway, and we can always make LRRBot display it as the correct title
🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior: a child who thought calling me insane was an insult
🔗 13:50Compleatly:

🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior: among other things
🔗 13:50hippitybobbity: im in a bus on a friday night
🔗 13:50hippitybobbity: everyone here is sloshed
🔗 13:50Compleatly:
Why do you guys get to have all the fun in chat 
🔗 13:50 LoadingReadyRun: Yeah I kind of like the working title one myself. Gonna use that one.
🔗 13:50Earthenone: and insulting people by calling them a younger age
🔗 13:50 DennyMcG: Also that you like sleeping with chefs. Not sure why that's an insult, but there you go.
🔗 13:50Compleatly: oh man
🔗 13:50 PhoenixMelior:
especially when you like knives as much as I do 
🔗 13:52Compleatly: Have you decided which campaign you're going to play first, Heather?
🔗 13:53 LoadingReadyRun: I have the special edition so I think I can technically pick any of the three... but I wanted to start with Birthright.
🔗 13:53 bv310: I bought Birthright today. It's taking FOREVER TO DOWNLOAD
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior: so - I don't think Fates is showing up today. I'm slightly worried because it's shipping to my office... which is closed on weekends...
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior: I don't know what UPS will do in this situation
🔗 13:54 Omega_Lairon: So just to confirm, the full title of this game is "Fire Emblem: Fates" correct? Or does it include the "Birthright" suffix too?
🔗 13:54Compleatly: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
🔗 13:54 Omega_Lairon: Got it
🔗 13:55Compleatly: Wait, can you access Invisible Kingdom today if you have the special edition?
🔗 13:55 PhoenixMelior: yup
🔗 13:55 PhoenixMelior: it's already on the card
🔗 13:55Compleatly: huh, neat
🔗 13:56Sagemaster_AKA_Sintartura: !next
🔗 13:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (5:03 from now).
🔗 13:59 Omega_Lairon: Well now I feel dumb... I only just now remembered imgur has it's own search thing. Ordinarily I'd just use google with the "site:imgur.com" modifier >_>
🔗 13:59 mtvcdm: LRRbot is asleep at the keyboard.
🔗 14:0022 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 14:00LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Heather's Handhelds || Lets get some Fates up in this Fire Emblem: https://t.co/yniPJWVdPD
🔗 14:00Metric_Furlong: evening Chat
🔗 14:00 All_mankind: eek, it moved
🔗 14:00Huxthetux: Monile ftw
🔗 14:00 Omega_Lairon: "This is Reliable Red barclay's shipment - on time as usual."
🔗 14:00Huxthetux: Mobile*
🔗 14:00Metric_Furlong: wait, Heather's Handhelds?
🔗 14:00 DarkMorford: CONTACT
🔗 14:00 Omega_Lairon: !game
🔗 14:00 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 14:00 Omega_Lairon: !game refresh
🔗 14:00 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 14:00 Omega_Lairon: <_<
🔗 14:00Metric_Furlong: bonus stream?
🔗 14:01 mtvcdm: Yep. Bonus Heather.
🔗 14:01 PhoenixMelior: yup
🔗 14:01 Escherichia3: Woo bonus Heather woo!
🔗 14:01 Featherweight_: Hello Chat
🔗 14:01 billthecat:

🔗 14:01 All_mankind: Fire Emblem follows no man's schedule
🔗 14:01Metric_Furlong:
holy hell, that's some incredibly timing on my part, if I do say so myself 
🔗 14:01Caerlocc:
Just started my birthright campaign a few minutes ago 
🔗 14:01 Omega_Lairon: !game
🔗 14:01 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 14:01 LoadingReadyRun: I'm getting some huge frame drops.
🔗 14:02 PhoenixMelior: going offline again?
🔗 14:02 LoadingReadyRun: Just a second, I'm gonna go off and try a different server.
🔗 14:02 mtvcdm: I'm showing some frame skips on my end too.
🔗 14:02 All_mankind:
step 1: turn it off and on again 
🔗 14:03LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Heather's Handhelds || Lets get some Fates up in this Fire Emblem: https://t.co/OOlEzXzbyh
🔗 14:03 HailtheRNG: moar breeding?
🔗 14:03 DarkMorford: Hi Hodor!
🔗 14:03Metric_Furlong: hey Heather
🔗 14:03croisvoix1: Hello!
🔗 14:03 All_mankind: hello H
🔗 14:03 Escherichia3: Hi Heather!
🔗 14:03 bv310: Hooray for Fates!
🔗 14:03 Mangledpixel: ooh! special thing!
🔗 14:03 RebelliousUno: Featherweight_ Can I just say how awesome you are?
🔗 14:04 Omega_Lairon: Just like Christmas
🔗 14:04ceLaguna:
\\ 
🔗 14:04 Featherweight_: RebelliousUno I don't know CAN you?
🔗 14:04 HailtheRNG: unboxing!
🔗 14:04 Omega_Lairon: !game refresh
🔗 14:04 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem (working title)
🔗 14:04 Anubis169: Hiiiiiiii Heather!!
🔗 14:04 Anubis169:

🔗 14:04 RebelliousUno: Let's find out
🔗 14:04 Omega_Lairon: !game display Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
🔗 14:04 LRRbot: OK, I'll start calling Fire Emblem (working title) "Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright"
🔗 14:04 embyrr922: She's got a knife!
🔗 14:04 Battosai83: that is awesome, and I'm mad i missed the window to preorder it
🔗 14:04 RebelliousUno:
You are super awesome sauce 
🔗 14:04 mtvcdm: Featherweight, you knocked it out of the park on this latest Qwerpline.
🔗 14:04 RebelliousUno: referring of course to the latest set of Qwerpline art
🔗 14:04 Sarah_Serinde:
hi Heather, hi chat 
🔗 14:04Caerlocc:
We doing Birthright or Conquest though @omega_lairon 
🔗 14:05Metric_Furlong: hey Sarah_Serinde
🔗 14:05 PhoenixMelior: yeah, mine shipped, but it's late. I'm upset because I paid for two day shipping
🔗 14:05 Anubis169: OOOOOO
🔗 14:05Metric_Furlong: ghost booklet
🔗 14:05croisvoix1: Heather uses my method to open boxes the kitchen knife
🔗 14:05 Featherweight_: RebelliousUno Having no life is my superpower
🔗 14:05 Mangledpixel: huzzah for artbook!
🔗 14:05Sealtest: Because ever since amazon canada introduced prime they have held back ANY free shipping orders because they say prime members get priority
🔗 14:05 RebelliousUno:
Featherweight_ it is to our benefit and I thank you 
🔗 14:05Sealtest: it took them a full week to ship my Pokemon blu-ray after it launched
🔗 14:05Metric_Furlong: oh yeah Featherweight_, great job on the qwerpline art
🔗 14:05 adamjford: My GF and I got the special edition, and are slightly disappointed that both game are on the same cartridges, so we can't both play simultaneously ;_;
🔗 14:06 adamjford: games*
🔗 14:06 Anubis169: friend of mine had one made out of nice supple leather
🔗 14:06 Anubis169:
it looks so good 
🔗 14:06 EncanisMal3k: Oh, Tugger Nutts.
🔗 14:06 HailtheRNG: I discovered that amazon prime has Hamilton free on streaming, so that made my week.
🔗 14:06 Omega_Lairon: The best book series never written
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: something's up with the green screen today
🔗 14:06 Sarah_Serinde:
I had fun trying to guess what on earth they were based on very limited data 
🔗 14:06 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts certainly has a ball.
🔗 14:07 All_mankind: it's so. . .green
🔗 14:07 Featherweight_: I have an oppressive amount of tugger head cannon now
🔗 14:07 embyrr922: So sparkly
🔗 14:07 RebelliousUno: Box is probably slightly reflecting the screen
🔗 14:07bernard832:
I didn't know about the whole split versions thing so now I'm waiting for the special edition's digital release 
🔗 14:07 Anubis169 can only see 70% of the game, when's the invisible 30% arriving? 
🔗 14:07 Anubis169:

🔗 14:07splatty1: green screen to hyped for fire emblem
🔗 14:07 RebelliousUno: Also the one eyed champ broke me
🔗 14:07 Anubis169: RebelliousUno: did your sub lapse?
🔗 14:07ceLaguna: So what exactly is the difference between those 3 editions?
🔗 14:07 PhoenixMelior: anubis the 3rd campaign was called invisible kingdom in Japa :3
🔗 14:07 RomanGoro: @Featherweight_, how much time did you get to do those awesome tuggernutts covers?
🔗 14:07 adamjford: yep, special edition gets Revelations early
🔗 14:07 PhoenixMelior: *Japan
🔗 14:07 RebelliousUno: Anubis169 I lapsed my sub ages ago and upped the patreon
🔗 14:07Magnatek: ceLaguna, different units and stories.
🔗 14:07ceLaguna: They don't really ask us to buy 3 games fullprice right?
🔗 14:07 Anubis169:
ahh 
🔗 14:07 adamjford: @ceLaguna, 3 different storylines
🔗 14:07Magnatek: And they don't.
🔗 14:07 Featherweight_: RomanGoro best guess 60 hours
🔗 14:07 Mangledpixel:
"Tugger Nuts and the Mysterious Stranger" was what broke me 
🔗 14:08 PhoenixMelior:
Canada does whatever the
it wants for preorders
🔗 14:08 adamjford: I believe that, if you put one of the non-special editions, you can add the other 2 storylines for ~$20 each (probably USD)
🔗 14:08 mtvcdm: They fired off so many book names that odds were pretty good that SOMETHING in there was going to break you.
🔗 14:08 Sarah_Serinde:
Featherweight_ oof. SO much work. But so fun.
(also hi)
🔗 14:08Spiralgoggles: bernard832 There is no digital version of the special edition, I believe. You can buy everything digital, though, and it comes out to the same price.
🔗 14:08Caerlocc: Amazon and preorders have been good for me, but I am in Texas
🔗 14:08 Featherweight_: Hi sarah, Did you enjoy your cameo?
🔗 14:08 PhoenixMelior: all right, and now I leave. Bye everyone, enjoy
🔗 14:08 RomanGoro: Featherweight_, I'm sweatting just by thinking about it
🔗 14:09 Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight_ Haha yes I did, as did my coworker. She is very invested in that goat now.
🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: WHAT
🔗 14:09ceLaguna: Oh well, no release date here, so I won't sweat it too much
🔗 14:09 Nightvalien28: stream, when , why
🔗 14:09 Anubis169: Nightvalien28: fresh fire emblem game arrived!
🔗 14:09 RomanGoro: Nightvalien28, now, because Hodor got the new game?
🔗 14:09 mtvcdm: I just want 'It's A Wonderful World' playing over this.
🔗 14:10 Nightvalien28: so we just started?
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: this is an emergency "gottaplayit gottaplayit gottaplayit gottaplayit..."
🔗 14:10 HailtheRNG: i see skies of blue.......
🔗 14:10 Anubis169:

🔗 14:10Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:
shipshipshipship 
🔗 14:10Metric_Furlong: clouds of white
🔗 14:10Caerlocc:
still bummed I can't choose Japanese voices
oh well
🔗 14:10hippitybobbity: oh featherweight is in chat! yoir art on the last QWRP was absolutely superb
🔗 14:10 Anubis169: ohhh getting cosplay ideas already
🔗 14:10 Anubis169:

🔗 14:11Mowdownjoe: FE:Fates launch stream? Hodor, you shouldn't have!
🔗 14:11bernard832: Spiralgoggles I meant the digital release of the third campaign, which is next month, I think
🔗 14:11Mowdownjoe: HAI HODOR
🔗 14:11MrProfessorPerson: I love how the fire emblem is rarely important to the story of a fire emblem
🔗 14:11IndigoVitare: I wish I liked Fire Emblem, but I just don't get along with the gameplay
🔗 14:11Metric_Furlong:
that can't be a fire emblem, it's in water 
🔗 14:11Spiralgoggles: Ah, I understand.
🔗 14:11ceLaguna:
I don't have a ANY Button on my DS 
🔗 14:11 Anubis169: since this is a launch title, mods watch out for bots
🔗 14:11 adamjford: They can't put the Fire Emblem in the opening sequence, or why would you even play?
🔗 14:11splatty1: some sort of fire bejeweled pendant
🔗 14:12splatty1: they have zerg mode?
🔗 14:12Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:
I
suprise streams esp heather and adam
🔗 14:12 Mangledpixel: I like 'returns in the next chapter', seems like a good balance
🔗 14:12 RomanGoro: Ok, I'd love to watch, but I'd rather get back home, catch you all when I get there!
🔗 14:12Mowdownjoe: Phoenix is like "You can sleepwalk through the game", from what I heard.
🔗 14:12Mowdownjoe: So, which version did Hodor get?
🔗 14:12 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:06.
🔗 14:12 Anubis169: oooooo customisation!
🔗 14:12Sektor88: oh sweet, didn't miss much
🔗 14:12IndigoVitare: wow Phoenix difficulty BELOW Casual? That seems like a polite way to say "Ultra Scrub"
🔗 14:12 Traion: Hi Hodor Hi Chat
🔗 14:12Metric_Furlong: bye RomanGoro
🔗 14:12bernard832:
That hair wasn't cute, it was wild 
🔗 14:13ceLaguna: Can't I just ask Luigi to play th level for me in this game? D:
🔗 14:13IndigoVitare: Brock? Frisk...?
🔗 14:13 adamjford: well I guess you actually CAN sleepwalk through this game
🔗 14:13IndigoVitare: YAARGH
🔗 14:13 QuarterNote_: yes eyepatch
🔗 14:13 Anubis169:
I like Tattoo-A 
🔗 14:14MrProfessorPerson: shiver me timbers
🔗 14:14Metric_Furlong: I dislike how the protrait and model's eye-patches are on opposite eyes
🔗 14:14 Mangledpixel: odd that the eyepatch is on a different eye on the 2d and 3d representations
🔗 14:14Mowdownjoe: IndigoVitare, it really is. Death only sets a unit back a turn. It's totally "I don't care" mode.
🔗 14:14ceLaguna:
Can't be mature and cheerful 
🔗 14:14bernard832: Press X to voice
🔗 14:14 QuarterNote_: x for voice?
🔗 14:14 adamjford: Press X to Pay Respects, er Play Voice
🔗 14:14 Anubis169: nice voice
🔗 14:14 adamjford: noice voice
🔗 14:14bernard832: Corrin isn't how you spell Hodor
🔗 14:14 Nuurgle: Cori- main character
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: "Heather"
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: oh right
🔗 14:15 adamjford: Protag
🔗 14:15MrProfessorPerson: is hodor back for round two
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: "Hodor"
🔗 14:15 Anubis169:

🔗 14:15ceLaguna: Oh!..so that is the SSB character
🔗 14:15Metric_Furlong: "Charname"
🔗 14:15 Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
🔗 14:15hippitybobbity: Hødr
🔗 14:15IndigoVitare: Boon is a gift from god
🔗 14:15 Anubis169: Deft is dex isn't it?
🔗 14:16Mowdownjoe: Quick/Unlucky seems to be the most obvious for an FE game.
🔗 14:16 HailtheRNG: guess who's back. back again. hodor's back. tell a friend.
🔗 14:16MrProfessorPerson: quick is great
🔗 14:16Caerlocc: Speed always nice in these games (deft is skill)
🔗 14:16Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: attack speed or movement speed are my fav boosts
🔗 14:16Earthenone: clever girl...
🔗 14:16 QuarterNote_: quick for spf
🔗 14:16IndigoVitare: Calm increases your Special Defence at the cost of Atta-wait that's the wrong game
🔗 14:16MrProfessorPerson: mercenary!
🔗 14:16Metric_Furlong: 'Oni Savage'?
🔗 14:16MrProfessorPerson: the best class
🔗 14:16ceLaguna: What is a Oni Savage? D:
🔗 14:16 QuarterNote_: dragon
🔗 14:16bernard832: Think Sky Knight is new version of Pegasus Knight?
🔗 14:16 Havok4: Be a dagron
🔗 14:16 mtvcdm: Dragon, of course.
🔗 14:16 Nuurgle: when given the choice, always BE DRAGON
🔗 14:16Caerlocc: oni savage is bandit
🔗 14:16IndigoVitare: is this... furry?
🔗 14:16Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: is unlucky is just %?
🔗 14:16 Anubis169: ceLaguna: prolly something like a demon-blooded barbarian
🔗 14:16 QuarterNote_: are we even discussing
🔗 14:16Mowdownjoe: No one point Hodor to the Smash 4 DLC...
🔗 14:16 Mangledpixel: DAGRON
🔗 14:16bernard832: A lot of classes have new names
🔗 14:16 Escherichia3: Be the dragon you want to see in the world
🔗 14:17Earthenone: be yourself, unless you can be a dragon
🔗 14:17 HailtheRNG: ALWAYS BE A DRAGON
🔗 14:17ceLaguna: Dragon would fit with the moveset from SSB
🔗 14:17 bv310: Oni Savage or DARGRON
🔗 14:17 Anubis169: and... Staggersave
🔗 14:17 Nuurgle: "progress"
🔗 14:17ceLaguna:
FireSpeed
Rawwwr I'm a dragon!
🔗 14:17 HailtheRNG: can you have japanese audio with english subtitles?
🔗 14:18 Anubis169: Dragons are water-affinity in Japan remember?
🔗 14:18 Omega_Lairon: "Hodor was a WOMAN... or maybe she was a DRAGON-WOMAN... or maybe just a DRAGON... but she was still HODOR!!!"
🔗 14:18Caerlocc:
@hailtherng no 
🔗 14:18 Nuurgle: water dragon. apparently you're Gyrados now
🔗 14:18Metric_Furlong: oh god it syncs up with this cutscene
🔗 14:18 Anubis169: "Uhh sir... I think your physics engine is busted."
🔗 14:18 HailtheRNG: that dude just wrecked some dudes.
🔗 14:18 Mangledpixel: she clearly has some sort of underwater propelling device under that dress
🔗 14:18ceLaguna: Mortar Kombat
🔗 14:18Earthenone:
gyrados is water/flying 
🔗 14:19 EncanisMal3k: That horse has a hell of a vertical leap.
🔗 14:19TheHauntedTank: that horse has mad hops
🔗 14:19splatty1: and my horse will be my second
🔗 14:19MrProfessorPerson: we he is obviously some sort of manhorse
🔗 14:19 Kcollington: Anyone else super excited for the Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow rereleases?
🔗 14:19IndigoVitare: Mangledpixel didn't you see her hair? Those were tentacles, she was swimming like an octopus
🔗 14:19Mowdownjoe: Earthenone, mega-evolves to Water/Dragon.
🔗 14:19 mtvcdm: Those random soldiers cheated by trying to also combat.
🔗 14:19 Mangledpixel: IndigoVitare, ah, of course
🔗 14:19 All_mankind: a flying horse should count as at least two people
🔗 14:19Rashagar: there are going to be rerereleases?
🔗 14:19 Havok4: So which version of the game is this?
🔗 14:19 Nightvalien28: oh you are from the north I was looking for the guy from east
🔗 14:19Caerlocc:
@mowdownjoe Water/Dark actually 
🔗 14:20 Anubis169:
Throw ya in at the deep end 
🔗 14:20IndigoVitare: huh I thought you were supposed to be Dark Side raised and then had the option of switching to the light... or is it always the opposite?
🔗 14:20ceLaguna: You are a Dragon AND a Princess?!
🔗 14:20MrProfessorPerson: yer a princess hodor
🔗 14:20ceLaguna:

🔗 14:20Caerlocc: @indigovitare just wait
🔗 14:20MrProfessorPerson: does that mean she should kidnap herself and lock herself in a tower
🔗 14:20Metric_Furlong: ceLaguna, according to fairy tale tradition this would mean you would have to abduct yourself at some point
🔗 14:20ReverseCreations: which fates is Heather playing?
🔗 14:20 Omega_Lairon: !game
🔗 14:20 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
🔗 14:21 bv310: So Dragon is Mercenary from the old games?
🔗 14:21Metric_Furlong hiveminds with MrProfessorPerson
🔗 14:21splatty1: that bronze sword looks like it weighs about the same as the person wielding it
🔗 14:21Mowdownjoe: And they default to simple UI, like before.
🔗 14:21 Mangledpixel: ooh, the transitions between map and battle screens are nice and smooth
🔗 14:21 Anubis169:

🔗 14:21ceLaguna: The blade is named Siegfried? Should be good vs dragons then
🔗 14:21 Anubis169: get rekt!
🔗 14:21 mtvcdm: It must completely suck to be the character assigned to be the very first enemy the protagonist fights while under player control.
🔗 14:21 HailtheRNG: bitch, you're riding a flying horse!!!!
🔗 14:21 QuarterNote_:
siegfried? does this mean Roy will show up? 
🔗 14:21Sektor88: just one? o:
🔗 14:21Metric_Furlong: HailtheRNG, details
🔗 14:21 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 14:21Metric_Furlong: !listen
🔗 14:21 LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
🔗 14:21Mowdownjoe: Never Revelations the first run.
🔗 14:22 Anubis169:
thmanwithnoname 
🔗 14:22 adamjford: chat is obviously going to pick Revelations
🔗 14:22Mowdownjoe: Too many spoilers for Birthright and Conquest.
🔗 14:22 mtvcdm: Mystery Box!
🔗 14:22 Anubis169: Bystery Mox!
🔗 14:22Metric_Furlong: adamjford, is this an attempt at reverse psychology?
🔗 14:22ceLaguna: Let's mine some dragon ore
🔗 14:22 Anubis169:
the whole river? 
🔗 14:22 Mangledpixel: ceLaguna, dragon or what?
🔗 14:22 Anubis169: somebody's a latent powerhouse x_x
🔗 14:23CamelknackRamblehort: birthright seems like the best idea for the stream
🔗 14:23 adamjford: the ideal order appears to be Birthright > Conquest > Revelations
🔗 14:23 Havok4: Birthrite is the one with the most relationship story stuff right?
🔗 14:23Malcairad: Oh why ch fire in miles is this?
🔗 14:23 adamjford: but Conquest is viable to do first if you're up to the challenge
🔗 14:23Malcairad: Oh which fire emblem is this?
🔗 14:23ceLaguna: lol that common name
🔗 14:23 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
🔗 14:23xxxlonkxxx: working title?
🔗 14:23ceLaguna: Compared to all the asian names
🔗 14:23Metric_Furlong: oh, we already decided?
🔗 14:23Metric_Furlong:

🔗 14:24 DennyMcG: I voted toilet.
🔗 14:24Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, well done
🔗 14:24CamelknackRamblehort: I voted anyway metric_furlong, I appreciate your work!
🔗 14:24Malcairad: Anyone here want to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 14:24 Omega_Lairon: So many lines of dialogue to say so litte : p
🔗 14:24Metric_Furlong: CamelknackRamblehort, thank you
🔗 14:24 dougma: bonus stream is bonus!
🔗 14:25CamelknackRamblehort: This game does have a lot more blatantly sexy women in it
🔗 14:25ceLaguna: Can't wait for Soul Calibur Tactics
🔗 14:25 Havok4: It is weird because some of the female designs are proper plate armor.
🔗 14:25 Mangledpixel: Malcairad, I prefer the educational art book in the series, 'Tugger Nuts' Thick Strokes'
🔗 14:25 Anubis169: an energy bow!
🔗 14:25Metric_Furlong: EricTheOrange, I'm not sure what it says about me that my imidiate complaint is the impracticality of those heels
🔗 14:25 Havok4: But they are stupidly inconsistent about it for no good reason.
🔗 14:25 Anubis169: !victory
🔗 14:25 LRRbot:
1 victory for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 14:25Malcairad: Sorry mangledpixel, I don't do those, I'm working on the 15 mentioned in QWERPLINE
🔗 14:26Caerlocc: It's all about character design in these games anyways
🔗 14:26CamelknackRamblehort: I'd wear heels like that if I could get away with it. But not to a battlefield
🔗 14:26Metric_Furlong: Havok4, possibly a result of different character designers?
🔗 14:26 Mangledpixel:
Malcairad, of course, I was just adding my own 
🔗 14:26Malcairad: Oh but would you like to read it?
🔗 14:26Mowdownjoe: The Tugger Nuts jokes in QWERPLINE we're on point.
🔗 14:26EricTheOrange: @Caerlocc maybe for you, I play for the stratagy.
🔗 14:27 Havok4: Metric_furlong I feel unnecessary fan service is the real reason.
🔗 14:27CamelknackRamblehort: The last QWERPLINE was awesome
🔗 14:27splatty1: this is a strange family dispute
🔗 14:27 aWabbajack: I had to cover my mouth at work at the latest qwerpline
🔗 14:27ceLaguna:
Dragon's know no family bonds FireSpeed 
🔗 14:27Metric_Furlong:
Havok4, well yeah, obviously. but besides that 
🔗 14:27 aWabbajack: from the laughter
🔗 14:27 Anubis169: ohhhhh
🔗 14:27 mtvcdm: No matter what, still dragon.
🔗 14:27Caerlocc: @erictheorange oh no I mean from a character perspective, I prefer the strategy myself
🔗 14:27 Anubis169: are you a child of both families?
🔗 14:27CamelknackRamblehort: I think tharja was really popular last time around, so they wanted to make sure to tap into that market again
🔗 14:28EricTheOrange: So wait do you only get to choose in the special adition?
🔗 14:28Malcairad: Okay so no one wants to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ....
🔗 14:28 Anubis169:
aaaaawkward 
🔗 14:28 adamjford: you make the choice by which game you buy otherwise
🔗 14:28 mtvcdm: Wake up, sleepyhead!
🔗 14:28ceLaguna:

🔗 14:28 Mangledpixel: am liking the music, gotta love a bit of celtic noodling
🔗 14:28Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, I'm more partial to Tugger Nutts Blows It
🔗 14:28Caerlocc: @erictheorange supposedly it prompts you to buy the other version at the correct spot in the story
🔗 14:28 Mangledpixel: Malcairad, are you saying you've written it?
🔗 14:28Malcairad: Haven't done that one yet what are you looking for in it?
🔗 14:28 Anubis169: that's an interesting money grab
🔗 14:29 Anubis169:
but effective 
🔗 14:29splatty1: hodor sleeps in armor?
🔗 14:29Mowdownjoe: I think in Birthright or Conquest, choosing the wrong one just launches the DLC shop.
🔗 14:29 aWabbajack:

🔗 14:29 Havok4: Everyone in this game seems to be excessively cute.
🔗 14:29CamelknackRamblehort: The game is far more fanservicey all around this time, and not just in terms of sexy. Like, we got cute maid girls running around now
🔗 14:29Malcairad: Yes mangledpixel
🔗 14:29 adamjford: he pounded out the dents while you were still wearing your armor..?
🔗 14:29 Mangledpixel: Malcairad, go for it
🔗 14:29Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, hijinks, escapades and misunderstandings that are eventually righted at the end
🔗 14:29ceLaguna:
Shiva Maids 
🔗 14:29IndigoVitare: Is she an Ice... Maidge?
🔗 14:29 Anubis169: Mowdownjoe: huh?
🔗 14:29Sektor88:
you're a radical dreamer? but this isn't chrono tigger. 
🔗 14:29Metric_Furlong: !ban IndigoVitare
🔗 14:30Malcairad: Well of course metric_furlong, any specifics?
🔗 14:30 Anubis169: you can purchase the other one via the DLC store?
🔗 14:30 adamjford: Ice Maidge? nice.
🔗 14:30Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, I feel my posting specifics would ruin the surprise
🔗 14:30croisvoix1: Yeah this amount of fan service is bothering me
🔗 14:30ceLaguna: Is that guy fighting on a horse ona rooftop
🔗 14:30Caerlocc: @anubis169 yes, it unlocks for half price
🔗 14:30 dougma: the moray artifacts on some of the rendering... ugh
🔗 14:30Metric_Furlong: ceLaguna, Don't worry about it
🔗 14:30 Anubis169: Caerlocc: now that's how to do stuff the right way
🔗 14:31 mtvcdm: I can't wait for the upcoming title in which he visits a sushi bar, Tugger Nutts and the Cold Fish.
🔗 14:31Malcairad: Mangledpixel why duper me your email and I'll give you a copy
🔗 14:31 Anubis169: lol the map is a roof
🔗 14:31 Havok4: You can take it apparantly.
🔗 14:31 Havok4: Wait. How did the horse get up here
🔗 14:31EricTheOrange: @Croisvoix1 they saw who the the last game was popular with and ran with it. Expect to see FE:Neptunia like 3 games down the line.
🔗 14:31Malcairad: Whisper lol stupid autocorrect
🔗 14:31Metric_Furlong: EricTheOrange, darkest timeline
🔗 14:31ceLaguna: The horse has a giantic vertical jump
🔗 14:31IndigoVitare: getting a horse to climb a tower isn't difficult. Getting it back down, now there's the hard part
🔗 14:31 Anubis169: Havok4: if push came to shove, i'd have to say the stone walkways on the left and right + a jump
🔗 14:32ceLaguna: It jumped like 30 feet in the cutscene
🔗 14:32croisvoix1:
erictheorange 
🔗 14:32CamelknackRamblehort: I think this game is heavily informed by the new elements of Awakening that turned out to be extremely popular. We all joked that Awakening was Shipping Sim: Tactics, but this legitimately seems to be exactly that
🔗 14:32 Havok4: Try attacking from range?
🔗 14:32 Havok4: Nevermind
🔗 14:32CamelknackRamblehort: Not sure that is bad or good, but it is certainly a thing
🔗 14:33 SketchyDetails: I LOVE Fire Emblem (working title)!!!
🔗 14:33ceLaguna: I just wanted to date Lyndis =( need remake with modern dating sim functionality
🔗 14:33 Havok4: So here Dragon=Princess
🔗 14:33 All_mankind: dargon confirmed
🔗 14:34Metric_Furlong:
ceLaguna, she's got enough options as it is 
🔗 14:34 Anubis169: well..
🔗 14:34 Anubis169: Dragon=Royalty
🔗 14:34 Anubis169: so he's got it too
🔗 14:34ceLaguna: Who wants to be Khaleesi when you can be a dragon yourself
🔗 14:34 EncanisMal3k: "Okay, so it's essentially like a fart"
🔗 14:34 Havok4: Anubis169 so obvious he is also a princess.
🔗 14:34Metric_Furlong: I'm sensing a flaw in this mission design
🔗 14:35ceLaguna:
Finish him 
🔗 14:354dSwissCheese: It definitely feels like it's trying to teach us about something (weapon swapping?) and we didn't pick up on it.
🔗 14:35CamelknackRamblehort: Welcome to fire emblem, maybe it is just introducing you to the level of repetitiveness these games can devolve into? (And I like them!)
🔗 14:35 Anubis169:
level up! 
🔗 14:35 Anubis169: !victory
🔗 14:35 LRRbot:
2 victories for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 14:35Metric_Furlong: 4dSwissCheese, we'd have to have additional weapons to swap to for that to work
🔗 14:35Metric_Furlong: which we don't
🔗 14:364dSwissCheese: Weird
🔗 14:36Metric_Furlong: yep
🔗 14:36splatty1: maybe other talents get different weapons?
🔗 14:36CamelknackRamblehort: I mean, a lot of previous fire emblem games involve repeating missions until you can get them just right.
🔗 14:36Metric_Furlong: maybe invest in some more lanterns?
🔗 14:36Rashagar: Anubis169, wait is this actually meant to be Nah?
🔗 14:37Rashagar: I should stop tuning in and out
🔗 14:37ceLaguna: Stick em with the pointy end!
🔗 14:37 Anubis169:
Rashagar: nope that's a speech habit of mine 
🔗 14:37Rashagar: oh ha! woops
🔗 14:38 Havok4: Wait these fellows don't have pointed ears like you do.
🔗 14:38CamelknackRamblehort: So I notice this game has feet
🔗 14:38Metric_Furlong: this dialogue... exists
🔗 14:38Rashagar: I'll just make my own storyline based on random chat snippets and hearsay then
🔗 14:38IndigoVitare: Gloomy kingdom? Is this England?
🔗 14:38bernard832: Fire Emblem: Vikings vs Ninjas
🔗 14:39hippitybobbity: ive seen that anime
🔗 14:39Metric_Furlong: Lilith - there's a name you can trust
🔗 14:39not_the_batman: Whay's this, Preciuos? a rogue stream?
🔗 14:40 Omega_Lairon:
"It wasn't a chicken..." 
🔗 14:40ceLaguna:
10 bucks that Lilith is a demon...liek any other person named Lilith in every game before 
🔗 14:40Metric_Furlong: ceLaguna, odds on Camilla being a vampire?
🔗 14:40 mtvcdm: Well, it's not like anyone ever named Damien is a nice character either.
🔗 14:40ceLaguna: never played a game with a character named camilla D:
🔗 14:41ceLaguna: but sure, vampire sounds resonable
🔗 14:41CamelknackRamblehort: Lilith is actually a really pretty name, divorced from it's history
🔗 14:41 Omega_Lairon: (note to self - write story or games where heroes had traditionally "evil" names, and villains have heroic names)
🔗 14:41splatty1: are they living in the caldera of a volcano?
🔗 14:41CamelknackRamblehort: holy crap this place
🔗 14:41ceLaguna: Nice beard
🔗 14:41IndigoVitare: well that's a terrible fortification. Just redirect a river and the entire castle falls
🔗 14:41 SohNata: Hi, Villain
🔗 14:41 Havok4: Krakenburg
🔗 14:41 Escherichia3: "our kingdom is gloomy" Maybe don't live in a literal hole in the ground
🔗 14:41 mtvcdm: Krakenburg. As in the giant squid.
🔗 14:41ceLaguna: Castle Octopuscastle
🔗 14:41Metric_Furlong: Giant Squid Town
🔗 14:41Mowdownjoe: The villain is one letter off from Ganon. Lovely.
🔗 14:42ceLaguna: literally
🔗 14:42CamelknackRamblehort: These people are comically evil, this is fantastic
🔗 14:42 Omega_Lairon: !game "as you know"
🔗 14:42 Havok4: I like how they are comically evil but are also nice to each other.
🔗 14:42 mtvcdm: Garon stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
🔗 14:42CamelknackRamblehort: well, to be fair, she has spent forever locked in a castle
🔗 14:42 Omega_Lairon: *sigh* I hate that writing trope though... so lazy
🔗 14:43Metric_Furlong: pro-tip for writers: if a character is starting a sentence with "as you know" they probably shouldn't be saying that sentence
🔗 14:43CamelknackRamblehort: Oh, of course, that is stupid
🔗 14:43 SketchyDetails: garon is def not evil
🔗 14:43 Havok4: AS you know using "as you know" is somewhat lazy.
🔗 14:43ceLaguna:
Power from another world...huh...does it have meme powers? 
🔗 14:43 Mangledpixel: yeh, if you really need to have information given, find a better way to introduce that information
🔗 14:43 mtvcdm: That is not a sword. That is a flystrip of flaming dog poop.
🔗 14:43 Omega_Lairon: I'm also not fond of "there's no time to explain" when there's clearly time to explain... or, like, you can explain while doing whatever it is you're doing anyway
🔗 14:43CamelknackRamblehort: Especially since the same exact thing can be communicated with a not stupid line, such as "word from the front is that the war is not going so well" or something like that
🔗 14:43ceLaguna: You put the cute in execute
🔗 14:44Metric_Furlong: "here kill some prisoners. By the way, I am definitely not evil"
🔗 14:44 Escherichia3: I'm pretty sure this is war crime
🔗 14:44CamelknackRamblehort: establish the scenario while establishing plot hooks!
🔗 14:44 mtvcdm: "Your advanced years"? Oh my Jesus.
🔗 14:45Metric_Furlong: "kill them all! But I'm definitely not a villain!"
🔗 14:45 Mangledpixel: the "I already knew that" lampshade can work well though
🔗 14:45 Havok4: Well the "good" kingdom is very japanese. That seems a bit trite.
🔗 14:45IndigoVitare: what sort of mad king ARMS his prisoners and has them fight his cold?
🔗 14:45 Mangledpixel: or the Goon Show's version "I didn't want to know that!"
🔗 14:45ceLaguna: the evil kingdom is full of people with german names
🔗 14:454dSwissCheese: I suppose it's true. Royalty are just better than the rest of us.
🔗 14:45Metric_Furlong: I love how Chat references the Goon Show periodically
🔗 14:45IndigoVitare: FIre Emblem has always had a "Royalty are just better people" thing though
🔗 14:46bernard832: I guess it's easier to justify a monarchy when you have actual hereditary magic powers
🔗 14:46 Mangledpixel: Metric_Furlong, it is very referenceable. That, and the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.
🔗 14:46 Mangledpixel: and Discworld
🔗 14:46 Havok4: Fantasy worlds where royalty literally have divine blood or magic powers can be a bit problematic when compared to real world politics.
🔗 14:46 mtvcdm: This dialogue. This bussing dialogue. Who talks like this?
🔗 14:46Metric_Furlong: Havok4, it's not like historical royalty haven't claimed similar at times
🔗 14:47 Havok4: Metric_furlong well most royalties claim some sort of divine right.
🔗 14:47Metric_Furlong:
mtvcdm, people reading less-than-stellar scripts? 
🔗 14:47 adamjford: Fire Beats Grass Beats Water Beats Fire
🔗 14:47 adamjford: convenient
🔗 14:47CamelknackRamblehort: Yeah, but they didn't actually have magic dragon powers... THAT WE KNOW OF
🔗 14:47ceLaguna: Warriors are rock, rogues are scissors, paladins, mages, druids, shamans, hunter and priests are paper. warlocks are musrooms
🔗 14:47 Havok4: As opposed to just having bigger armies a couple of generations ago.
🔗 14:47Metric_Furlong: Havok4, it does make for a convenient justification
🔗 14:47 Anubis169: Havok4: for the longest time, the King or Queen of England was God's rightful chosen
🔗 14:47 mtvcdm: "Please inform me immediately should you become injured." seems like an !advice candidate.
🔗 14:47Mowdownjoe: Throwing weapons! Sweet.
🔗 14:47Malcairad: I hope you enjoy that story mangledpixel, it will be better if it gets illustrated
🔗 14:47 Mangledpixel: usually royalty in myth are associated with dragon-KILLING powers, a la St George
🔗 14:48IndigoVitare: St George wasn't royal
🔗 14:48 vorox4: So, how's the fire embleming going?
🔗 14:48 Mangledpixel:
Malcairad, yeh, it seems fun. I work for an ebook publishing country, so I've seen a fair few drafts of children's books to compare it to 
🔗 14:48CamelknackRamblehort: I am willing to classify that as a sub category of dragon powers
🔗 14:48 adamjford: No emblems of any kind yet
🔗 14:48splatty1: that sword seems op
🔗 14:48Metric_Furlong: vorox4, we've been ordered to kill a bunch of prinoners by someone who is definitely not evil in any way
🔗 14:48 adamjford: Also possible there was a water emblem in the opening sequence?
🔗 14:49ceLaguna: The op fire sword of doom can't 1hit the scrubs?
🔗 14:49Lycodrake: sir sir
🔗 14:49 vorox4: Hello, to you too, Hodor!
🔗 14:49 Mangledpixel: IndigoVitare, not royal per se, but royalty has tried to connect to the myth a lot
🔗 14:49ceLaguna: Decent stats gain
🔗 14:49IndigoVitare: that wasn't very mighty...
🔗 14:50CamelknackRamblehort: I would like a fire emblem variant mode where you get a set number of points you can distribute as you like
🔗 14:50Malcairad: Late one night a man stumbles into the St. George and the Dragon Inn. He wakes the woman behind the counter and asks for a room. The woman yells at him demanding who does he think he is stumbling into her inn at this hour. The man then asks, is George here?
🔗 14:51ceLaguna: Can't kill the named characters though
🔗 14:51Metric_Furlong: I'm sure this Garon chap is entirely honourable and trustworthy
🔗 14:51IndigoVitare: Plot Armour detected
🔗 14:51CamelknackRamblehort: "MURDER THEM!" "NO!" "well, I am not going to argue with that."
🔗 14:51IndigoVitare: getting a strong sense of Palpatine here with all the "DO IT"s
🔗 14:51ceLaguna:
You can't win without your horse Xander 
🔗 14:51 Mangledpixel: [emperor voice] Wipe them out, all of them!
🔗 14:52 BusTed: Evening all.
🔗 14:52Metric_Furlong: IndigoVitare, I think this might actually be *less* subtle than Palpatine
🔗 14:52ceLaguna: That was some anture stuff...
🔗 14:52Metric_Furlong: IndigoVitare, and that's not a statement I make lightly
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: best sisters
🔗 14:53 vorox4: Hahaha! tricked!
🔗 14:53CamelknackRamblehort: She stands strange
🔗 14:53Lycodrake: dangit heather
🔗 14:53Malcairad: Alright metric_furlong, as soon as I am done with the Big Finish I will try to make a Blows It to make you happy
🔗 14:53ceLaguna: Poor father with all these weak and soft-hearted children
🔗 14:53ceLaguna: Can't conquer the world with those
🔗 14:53 mtvcdm: This is a frying pan over the head of a storyline.
🔗 14:54Malcairad: Mangledpixel did you read the whole story already?!
🔗 14:55Metric_Furlong: "Who's there? Why are you interrupting my evil laughter time?"
🔗 14:56 Omega_Lairon: Man, the writers really, *really* don't like subtlety do they?
🔗 14:56 Mangledpixel:
Malcairad, skimmed it, will read it properly later, watching the stream right now 
🔗 14:56splatty1: I feel like no battle required is a lie
🔗 14:56Malcairad: Subtlety? Wtf is that?
🔗 14:57 Havok4: Omega_lairon apparantly one of the plots is you stay with the obviously evil empire and try to do internal reform.
🔗 14:57Malcairad: Oh okay mangledpixel I was like if you quick read it then you missed the adult stuff lol
🔗 14:58IndigoVitare: Grand Vizier time?
🔗 14:58 Havok4: His mask is on opposite sides on hte model and sprite.
🔗 14:58 Khalahd: Oh sure, someone named Iago, totally not evil
🔗 14:58 vorox4: Oh dear gods, what is that?
🔗 14:58Mowdownjoe: Wait, is it Iago, like the parrot Gilbert Gottfried played?
🔗 14:58HotPeppahs: This is Birthright? I feel like these scenes should be in Conquest
🔗 14:58Malcairad: I ago want a cracker?
🔗 14:58Metric_Furlong: IndigoVitare, credit where it's due, you generally don't see an obviously evil king with an obviously evil Grand Visier at the same time
🔗 14:58HotPeppahs:
Thanks! 
🔗 14:59IndigoVitare: what I want to know is where the obviously evil queen is
🔗 14:59 vorox4: An adviser... named Iago? Why not just have flashing "evil" signs glued to nor's foreheads?
🔗 14:59Malcairad: Now all you need is obviously evil sound track....
🔗 14:59Mowdownjoe: MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES
🔗 14:59Metric_Furlong: IndigoVitare, I mean, granted, 'obviously evil' is an implicit clause in the title 'Grand Visier' anyway...
🔗 14:59CamelknackRamblehort: I hope the answer is literally yes
🔗 15:00Metric_Furlong: vorox4, that might actually be a bit too subtle for this game
🔗 15:00 Omega_Lairon: "Is it really bottomless?" "Probably not, but dead is dead, right? Same thing, really."
🔗 15:00Malcairad:

🔗 15:00EricTheOrange: Hello I am evilmans, you should trust me because I will totaly not betray you.
🔗 15:00Malcairad: Wait, is it a bottomless spiked pit?
🔗 15:00 Havok4: Ack Hans no!
🔗 15:01Mowdownjoe: Goddamn loose cannon.
🔗 15:01splatty1: pitch hans into the pit
🔗 15:01 Havok4: Welp Hans is a moron
🔗 15:01CamelknackRamblehort: hans what the hell!
🔗 15:01 Havok4: Honestly killing hans right here would probably solve half the plot.
🔗 15:01 jedijon110: y are all hans bad guys
🔗 15:01 mtvcdm: I like to imagine the world that has to exist in order for there to be an actually bottomless pit where you actually just fall and fall forever.
🔗 15:01EricTheOrange: "You're a loose cannon Hans I'm taking you off the case!".
🔗 15:01Malcairad: They should have one space over the pit just so you can toss someone into the pit
🔗 15:02 Mangledpixel: Hans goes Solo?
🔗 15:02Metric_Furlong: CamelknackRamblehort, what, he only disobeyed a direct order from his superior and his sovereign ruler and then effectively declared war
🔗 15:02 vorox4: @Mowdownjoe The name is from the Shakespeare play "Othello" in which possibly the most evil villein in Shakespeare is named Iago.
🔗 15:02 Havok4: Mtvcdm the best example of that is probably the star fissures from myst
🔗 15:02Metric_Furlong:
CamelknackRamblehort, I don't see what the fuss is about 
🔗 15:02 mtvcdm: Like, do we need an infinitely large planet?
🔗 15:02CamelknackRamblehort: ooh, fire emblem commercial
🔗 15:02Metric_Furlong: CamelknackRamblehort, seems fitting
🔗 15:03 Havok4: Mtvcdm where the pit is a rupture into the space between worlds.
🔗 15:03 vorox4: I remind you, Iago is one of the most evil villains, in 'Shakespeare', a body of work not known for a lack of bad guys.
🔗 15:03 jedijon110: if i have never played a single fire emblem game where should i start
🔗 15:03CamelknackRamblehort: Thing is, I bet he was secretly ordered to do so by the obviously evil people
🔗 15:03 Mangledpixel: mtvcdm, nah, a bottomless pit is just a pit without a bottom, it just goes all the way through the planet and out the other side
🔗 15:03Caerlocc: @jedijon110 Awakening
🔗 15:03 Omega_Lairon: You could probably make a bottomless pit on Earth... dig towards the core at an angle, and then establish a loop around it. Then, when someone falls in, the hit terminal velocity and get whipped into an "orbit" in your circular tunnel
🔗 15:03Malcairad: Ok so I have one request for Tugger Nutts Blows it, anyone else have a request?
🔗 15:03goodmorningandwelcome: @Mangledpixel Lava bears taught me a bottomless pit can just loop into itself
🔗 15:03 Mangledpixel: goodmorningandwelcome, if you have access to teleportation, yes
🔗 15:04goodmorningandwelcome: or Lairon's core loop
🔗 15:04 Mangledpixel: Omega_Lairon, ooh, yeh. I mean, orbit is basically the idea of falling forever anyway
🔗 15:04 Mangledpixel: or, falling until the orbit decays that is
🔗 15:04 Havok4: You would need to evacuate all the air from that orbital tunnel.
🔗 15:04 mtvcdm: mangledpixel, yeah, but the way it's traditionally portrayed is, you chuck someone into a pit, and a million billion years later they're still falling in a pit of around the same diameter as the surface.
🔗 15:05 LathosTiran: bottomless pit, actually space launch railgun
🔗 15:05EricTheOrange: @Omega_lairon That could work in theroy but You'd need a planet with a non active croe like mars or they would just die from heat.
🔗 15:05 Havok4: The pressures still make building that tunnel basically impossible even with a non-active core.
🔗 15:05goodmorningandwelcome: is the point of a bottomless pit to kill someone or keep them alive falling?
🔗 15:05 Mangledpixel: mtvcdm, true. usually magic is involved in those instances, though.
🔗 15:05 Havok4: The walls would just cave in with any real materials.
🔗 15:05 Omega_Lairon: It'd need some sort of mythical material which resists the pressure and absorbs 100% of the core heat
🔗 15:05 jedijon110: just fake it with virtial reality
🔗 15:05Metric_Furlong: LRL: come for the streams, stay for the in-depth discussions on the physics of bottomless pits
🔗 15:06EricTheOrange: @Havok4 eh it's future tech, you just reinforce the walls with like nano-steel fibers or whatever.
🔗 15:06 Omega_Lairon: SO yeah... unlikely.
🔗 15:06 Mangledpixel: Omega_Lairon, so, a material that breaks most of the rules of thermodynamics?
🔗 15:06 Omega_Lairon: Exactly : p
🔗 15:06 Havok4: Yeah it is saying somethign when the easiest way to make a bottumless pit is one that just acts as a big coil gun and launches them into space.
🔗 15:06 Omega_Lairon: F*** the po-lice
🔗 15:06Metric_Furlong: unobtanium it is
🔗 15:06 Mangledpixel: I vote magic, if not for anything else it's a whole lot easier to say
🔗 15:07goodmorningandwelcome: @Havok4 Surely if you launch someone it doesn't count as a "pit" or "falling"
🔗 15:07 EncanisMal3k: Bottomless spiked pits?
🔗 15:07 mtvcdm: I like how Batman Beyond did it. Guy gets a suit that lets him walk through walls. Suit starts to have an effect on him. Eventually he stops being able to turn it off. Episode ends with him falling through the ground. Terry and Bruce end with full realization of what's about to happen to him down there.
🔗 15:07CamelknackRamblehort: @Havok4 I like the idea of obtaining a bottomless pit by making them fall up
🔗 15:07 Omega_Lairon: You could also go with just diggins a sufficiently large pit, and then accelerate the planet's surface away from your victim at cuch a speed that they remain in a constant position relative to the hole
🔗 15:07 Havok4: Goodmorningandwelcome if the coil gun works via gravity manipulation I think it counts!
🔗 15:07 Anubis169: mtvcdm: oh jeez, how hot is the earth's core?
🔗 15:07schwartzpedro: I remember this game oh the childhood
🔗 15:07EricTheOrange: I mean in matter of speaking space is a botemless pit. Just fire someone into space and mostlikley it'll be AT LEAST 100s of years before they hit something.
🔗 15:07goodmorningandwelcome: @Havok4 I think you've got the falling but it would still need to be a "pit" maybe if they looped through the floor and out the other side?
🔗 15:07 Omega_Lairon: Which seems, if anything, even *more* impossible than a perfect insulating material which resists core pressures
🔗 15:08CamelknackRamblehort: @Mtvcdm Oh yeah, that was horrifying
🔗 15:08 All_mankind: i figure we just get Donald Trump into an MRI and have a look at the place where his heart should be. that should tell us how a bottomless pit works
🔗 15:08 mtvcdm: Anubis169, well, that assumes that the heat effects him now. He could just sit down there and get to starve to death.
🔗 15:08ceLaguna: Not if North Korea keeps trying to shoot "satellites" into orbit. Then you'll hit *** anywhere onyour way to space
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: yeah that too
🔗 15:08lightspeeddash:
How goes the checking of attack ranges? 
🔗 15:08goodmorningandwelcome: I think a pit needs to be inside something not simply just a void
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: he'd prolly slingshot through and get almost to the surface
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: then slightly less the next swing through
🔗 15:09Malcairad: Metric_furlong, would you prefer France, Australia, or an American setting?
🔗 15:09ceLaguna: rip Paladin getting all the exp
🔗 15:09goodmorningandwelcome: a pit needs to be dug or at very least enclosed
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: and eventually stabilise at the centre of gravity and starve to death
🔗 15:09 Anubis169:

🔗 15:09splatty1: so gunter is paladin xp sponge
🔗 15:09Metric_Furlong: so Gunter is this game's "Upgraded character who wastes all your XP"?
🔗 15:09 Havok4: Anubis169 he would die of thirst or lack of oxygen first
🔗 15:09Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, let's go with France
🔗 15:09 Mangledpixel: hmm, if a pit tapers to a point, like an inverted cone, is that still technically a 'bottom'? there's no surface to stand on
🔗 15:09CamelknackRamblehort: @Goodmorningandwelcome I would say a bit qualifies as something you can fall into - if it is open at the other end it is still a pit. But that is just me
🔗 15:09lightspeeddash: let her play as she wants you can play as you want
🔗 15:09EricTheOrange: @Lightspeeddash hey friend remember when we were talking about dropping jokes that bug the streamer. kappa or not if they seriously want you to stop, you stop.
🔗 15:09oyleslyck: Isn't a bottomless pit is just a hole through a supermassive body?
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: Havok4: that poses a valid question
🔗 15:10 Havok4: Anubis169 yes how was he breathing at all?"
🔗 15:10 DarkMorford: And second, what gives you the right?
🔗 15:10 EncanisMal3k: First of all, how dare you, second, what gives you the right?
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: how can you breathe if you pass through the same relative space as air
🔗 15:10Malcairad: Ok, that's the most populous air ballon place, it will make two books at least in France but that's okay
🔗 15:10 mtvcdm: He wouldn't know the difference; he wasn't really going at terminal velocity on the way down in the first place and either way he'd never make it to the surface again.
🔗 15:10 Anubis169: was it a sealed suit?
🔗 15:10lightspeeddash:
? i didn't hear the response i was in an ad 
🔗 15:10goodmorningandwelcome: @Camelknackramblehort I would agree that a pit can be a tunnel but space itself isn't really enclosed by anything. it's the default
🔗 15:10ceLaguna: Ach Hans, run. it's the Lhurgoyf!
🔗 15:10 mtvcdm: He didn't really fall into the ground so much as sink.
🔗 15:10 Omega_Lairon: There's the rule of 7s, isn't it? 7 hours without shelter (in hostile conditions). 7 days without water, 7 weeks without food.
🔗 15:10 Mangledpixel: !card ach
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: Found 90 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
🔗 15:10Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, Fun fact: Tugger Nutts' original creator was half-French so it all works
🔗 15:10 Havok4: Wait there is a transform option?
🔗 15:11 Mangledpixel: !card Ach, Hans
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: "Ach! Hans, Run!" [2RRGG] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.
🔗 15:11 Havok4: What does that do?
🔗 15:11Malcairad: Didn't realize that
🔗 15:11splatty1: there was a transfer i think
🔗 15:11CamelknackRamblehort: @Goodmorningandwelcome See, that is why you would have to start by firing them through a tunnel that goes through the planet
🔗 15:11splatty1: probably switch the paired charachter
🔗 15:11 Havok4: Okay transfer. That makes more sense
🔗 15:11Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, it's not that widely known, outside of France where it's used in some of the marketting
🔗 15:11CamelknackRamblehort: See, I am imagining some sort of rail gun that is in a tunnel through the planet. Anything that falls in is fired into space
🔗 15:11goodmorningandwelcome: @Camelknackramblehort but surely once they leave the planet they also leave the "pit" giving a bottom
🔗 15:12lightspeeddash: so which route is the first to go down?
🔗 15:12lightspeeddash: nvm
🔗 15:12goodmorningandwelcome: or have you by this method somehow converted all of space into a pit? it's possible you could interpret it that way
🔗 15:12 vorox4: @Goodmorningandwelcome Does space count as a bottom?
🔗 15:12lightspeeddash: also i'm guessing casual not classic forgot the other version
🔗 15:12CamelknackRamblehort: It is like their garbage disposal system, so that even gives a real reason for this to have been created
🔗 15:12 Mangledpixel: CamelknackRamblehort, well, not anything that falls, only things affected by magnets
🔗 15:12goodmorningandwelcome: and if so, if the pit is within your evil lair which is your legal property does that mean you own all of space?
🔗 15:12splatty1: butlers are all british
🔗 15:12Metric_Furlong: Malcairad, hence why France has the highest amounts of Tugger Nutts sales outside of the Anglosphere
🔗 15:12lightspeeddash: sorry normal casual i can words
🔗 15:13 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Learns To Le?
🔗 15:13 Havok4: Just go south?
🔗 15:13CamelknackRamblehort: A stupid reason, but a reason none the less.
🔗 15:13 mtvcdm: I'll show myself out.
🔗 15:14CamelknackRamblehort: @Goodmorningandwelcome And yes, I think by this admittedly stupid logic you own all of space. But only the space parts
🔗 15:14 Anubis169: can i just say
🔗 15:14 Anubis169:
the music in this game is amazeballs 
🔗 15:14splatty1:
but there were 4 people full of exp that way 
🔗 15:14goodmorningandwelcome: @Camelknackramblehort You could claim the surface of planets and suns as the "walls" of your pit
🔗 15:14 Mangledpixel: international treaty prevents anyone owning space, IIRC
🔗 15:15 Mangledpixel: but if you are evil I guess you wouldn't care
🔗 15:15CamelknackRamblehort: @Goodmorningandwelcome Ohh, I was going to say you couldn't because they would give it a bottom, but you are right!
🔗 15:15Metric_Furlong: mtvcdm, I don't know that one. I was thinking of the specifically franco-centric volume "Tugger Nutts Takes The Baguette"
🔗 15:15goodmorningandwelcome: so long as you angle your rail cannon so it doesn't hit any of them only pass them by the still aren't the bottom
🔗 15:15goodmorningandwelcome: how hard is it to aim a rail cannon to miss every single object in all of space?
🔗 15:16CamelknackRamblehort: That is the question
🔗 15:16 Mangledpixel: goodmorningandwelcome, in an infinite space the chances of hitting a solid body become 100%
🔗 15:16Metric_Furlong: mtvcdm, or the eductional spin-off line of language books "Tugger Nutts gets frenched"
🔗 15:16lightspeeddash:
it easy to miss if its not on the correct rail 
🔗 15:16CamelknackRamblehort: And also, it always has to miss ever object in space
🔗 15:16loonatic93: Oh wow! Unexpected Heather!
🔗 15:16goodmorningandwelcome: @Mangledpixel which makes a bottomless pit that relies on space being the pit an impossibility.
🔗 15:16 Mangledpixel: goodmorningandwelcome, a fair point
🔗 15:16 mtvcdm: Metric_Furlong, I like the French-history entry in the series, Tugger Nutts and the Rising Tower.
🔗 15:17CamelknackRamblehort: But! is space infinite in the sense of there being infinite things to hit?
🔗 15:17 Mangledpixel: why don't you just use a black hole? the time dilation means that they would 'fall' into it for all eternity
🔗 15:17 vorox4: Unless you use a wormhole to turn the space pit into an infinite loop.
🔗 15:17Malcairad: Okay. I'm sticking to the Nsburg volumes, if I finish those please remind me of the French ones
🔗 15:17goodmorningandwelcome: ah but you would still theoretically hit the bottom at some point.
🔗 15:17CamelknackRamblehort: but only from our perspective, @Mangledpixel
🔗 15:17originalskyboss: An extra Hodor's Handhelds?!
🔗 15:17originalskyboss: Oh boy!
🔗 15:18CamelknackRamblehort: So an additional question: do we want them to fall forever from their perspective?
🔗 15:18 Mangledpixel: CamelknackRamblehort, surely that's the only perspective we care about
🔗 15:18goodmorningandwelcome: @Camelknackramblehort I think the falleee's perspective is what matters in a bottomless pit
🔗 15:18 vorox4: @Goodmorningandwelcome Besides, if something hits a planet, you could just call it a ledge rather than a bottom.
🔗 15:18 Mangledpixel: ours, I mean
🔗 15:18goodmorningandwelcome: @Vorox4 only if they bounce off again. unless you only care about having rightful legal claims on all of space
🔗 15:18Malcairad: Tugger Nutts and the Big Finish will be done soon, then I will start Tugger Nutts Blows It
🔗 15:19Metric_Furlong: I'd ask if we're remembering to check attack ranges, but I suspect I know the answer
🔗 15:19 mtvcdm: Well, if you wanted the fallee's perspective, you could just cheat by putting them in one of those skydiving tunnels with a Hanna Barbera background projected on the walls.
🔗 15:19Feaddict92: I'm guessing shelter is what used to be 'Carry'?
🔗 15:19goodmorningandwelcome: You should really read Tugger Ntutts and the big deep pit. it's really opened up some interesting discussion
🔗 15:19 mtvcdm: Goddammit, goodmorningandwelcome.
🔗 15:20 Mangledpixel: in an infinite space, there are an infinite number of planets, but only a finite number of inhabited ones. any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so if the population on an average planet is zero, then the total population of the universe must also be zero, and anyone you may meet are therefore the result of a deranged imagination
🔗 15:20 Havok4: Tugger Nutts and the Endless holes cover it better Goodmorningandwelcome
🔗 15:20Malcairad: Goodmorningandwelcome I might add that one to the list, or is that another French one?
🔗 15:20 Omega_Lairon:
That coulda gon real 
🔗 15:20oyleslyck: Couldn't a bottomless pit just be an orbit around a supermassive object? you are constantly falling towards this object
🔗 15:20goodmorningandwelcome: @Mtvcdm I think 100% convincing looped Hanna barbera walls require magic.
🔗 15:20loonatic93: "Tugger Nutts and the Holes of Glory" is a personal favorite of mine.
🔗 15:20 Mangledpixel: oyleslyck, falling yes, but not in a pit
🔗 15:21Metric_Furlong: Havok4, It's also touched on in Tugger Nutts Goes Deep, IIRC
🔗 15:21 Mangledpixel: gotta be in a pit
🔗 15:21CamelknackRamblehort: @Oyleslyck See, it has to be a bottom less pit
🔗 15:21Malcairad: Okay so you guys are creating a whole hole subset, I will work for n those later, please remember the titles
🔗 15:21CamelknackRamblehort: So our plan is to great a tunnel that is also a rail gun that fires things into space
🔗 15:21EricTheOrange: War and I were totaly roomates in colege
🔗 15:21oyleslyck: What if this orbit is in a giant hollow 'donut' surrounding this massive object
🔗 15:21 Mangledpixel: I'm sure there's some non-euclidean space, like a klein bottle, that could serve
🔗 15:21 All_mankind: if i remember War as she's presented in Good Omens right, in his dreams
🔗 15:22CamelknackRamblehort: I think we are working on the definition of a pit being "a hole you can fall in"
🔗 15:22lightspeeddash: so what chapter is she on 3?
🔗 15:22CamelknackRamblehort: Or be pushed
🔗 15:22goodmorningandwelcome: @Oyleslyck how do you fall into the donuts is the pit installed on a space station?
🔗 15:22Metric_Furlong: All_mankind, that sir is filthy and disgusting innuendo for which there is no place in chat. Now, back to talking about Tugger Nutts
🔗 15:22CamelknackRamblehort: @Oyleslyck That could work, say we used the railgun tunnel to fire the person into the donut
🔗 15:23oyleslyck: An incomplete donut, one falls into, that is then completed to be completley enclosed before the object inside makes a complete ornit
🔗 15:23goodmorningandwelcome: @Camelknackramblehort a good compromise but do I still get to claim all of space?
🔗 15:23CamelknackRamblehort: @Goodmorningandwelcome Yes, and that is because all of space is still in your pit
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: brb chat
🔗 15:23 Mangledpixel: oyleslyck, that would make it only a single-use bottomless pit, what's the point in that?
🔗 15:23hippitybobbity: still talking about pits that arent pits
🔗 15:23 pancakepanda3d: !uptime
🔗 15:23 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:27.
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: keep the victory and deathcounts (if any) going
🔗 15:23 Anubis169:

🔗 15:23CamelknackRamblehort: @Mangledpixel We could create many such donuts
🔗 15:23Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, this conversation is the pits
🔗 15:23Metric_Furlong:

🔗 15:24hippitybobbity: the artist formerly known as pits
🔗 15:24 Mangledpixel: CamelknackRamblehort, I am always in favour of many donuts
🔗 15:24goodmorningandwelcome: @Mangledpixel a bottomless pit only needs to be 1 use that's kinda the point
🔗 15:24hippitybobbity: metric_furlong im not even mad
🔗 15:24goodmorningandwelcome: otherwise people might make friends in the pit and plot escape.
🔗 15:24Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, that's good, I wouldn't want you to get pits'd off
🔗 15:25goodmorningandwelcome: or worse impact into each other giving it an artificial bottom made of human
🔗 15:25CamelknackRamblehort: Agreed, the weakness of the bottomless pit is that, as we all know, the fall does not kill you
🔗 15:25Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, that would just open up a hole new set of problems
🔗 15:25hippitybobbity: now thats a hole new level of bad metric_furlong
🔗 15:25hippitybobbity: damn you
🔗 15:25hippitybobbity: and your quick mind and quickwr fingers
🔗 15:26Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, I know, I can be quite the son of a ditch at times
🔗 15:26ceLaguna: what kind of weapon is a shuriken? like claws?
🔗 15:26 Mangledpixel: ceLaguna, throwing stars
🔗 15:26 Anubis169: ceLaguna: a shuriken can be a throwing star, or a small throwing knife
🔗 15:26 pancakepanda3d: Is this conquest?
🔗 15:26ceLaguna: ah! sounds...not very effective to be honest ^^
🔗 15:27 Anubis169: pancakepanda3d lower third
🔗 15:27 Anubis169:
ceLaguna: they're very effective 
🔗 15:27 pancakepanda3d: Tanks Anubis
🔗 15:27hippitybobbity: i am struggling to find words that mean "a lack of ground"
🔗 15:27IndigoVitare: "stiff upper lip"
🔗 15:27CamelknackRamblehort: so, I gotta go people. Thanks for the enlightening and strictly scientific discussion!
🔗 15:27 Anubis169: hippitybobbity: context?
🔗 15:27goodmorningandwelcome: @Hippitybobbity sounds like your in a rut
🔗 15:27 Anubis169:
later CamelknackRamblehort 
🔗 15:27 pancakepanda3d: Heather did you get the DLC for Conquest?
🔗 15:27goodmorningandwelcome: bye Camelknackramblehort thank you too
🔗 15:28hippitybobbity: anubis169 dont even worry about it
🔗 15:28hippitybobbity: just general punnage
🔗 15:28 Mangledpixel:
ceLaguna, when a 6 in bladed steel star slices through your trachea, they try to say it's not effective 
🔗 15:28BlueChloroplast: I don't suppose one of the gay relationships is with Anna the Merchant?
🔗 15:28 Mangledpixel: *then
🔗 15:28Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, yeah, finding them takes some fissure-ing around
🔗 15:28 pancakepanda3d: Oooh,.... a boc
🔗 15:28 pancakepanda3d: box
🔗 15:29hippitybobbity: that was abyss mal metric_furlong
🔗 15:29 pancakepanda3d: Do we have elf ears?
🔗 15:29 Mangledpixel: in reality, shuriken were never supposed to be a primary killing weapon, they were used as a distraction or nuisance
🔗 15:29lightspeeddash: why can't we Unequip weapons ORZ
🔗 15:30Caerlocc: shurikens are a weaker debuff weapon in this game
🔗 15:30hippitybobbity: wont they kill someone dead mangledpixel ?
🔗 15:30 Havok4: Mangledpixel also sometimes you just got lucky.
🔗 15:30 Mangledpixel: Hippitybobbity, unlikely, unless you hit them in the eye or something
🔗 15:30Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, yeah. As puns go, I've definitely made crater ones
🔗 15:30loonatic93: I think I may be a fan of Camilla.
🔗 15:30Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: saizo up the situation
🔗 15:30 Havok4: This fire emblem seems a lot more directly japanese than previous ones.
🔗 15:31 Omega_Lairon: Cadaveriffic
🔗 15:31Gantsky: Why does the gal with the long purple hair have a strap over her right boob but not the left?
🔗 15:31 Mangledpixel: the classic trick was to have the shuriken graze an arm or whatever, making your opponent think they have been attacked by an invisible swordsman
🔗 15:31 vorox4: Saizo has a mask that's kind of nice, I've seen nicer, but it's nice.
🔗 15:31EricTheOrange: Oh no he was Evil, who could have guessed
🔗 15:31 Havok4: Hans no. Bad
🔗 15:31splatty1: can we dumpster him now?
🔗 15:31 Mangledpixel: then when they turned to find the invisible assailant, sword to the neck
🔗 15:31IndigoVitare: that was like... the nicest character you've met so far
🔗 15:32lightspeeddash: I hope you didn't give him exp FeelsBadMan
🔗 15:32Metric_Furlong: err....
🔗 15:32BlueChloroplast: Dwagion time?
🔗 15:32Gantsky: What is even happening in this game
🔗 15:32IndigoVitare: what? My father is EVIL? NEVER!
🔗 15:32Metric_Furlong: "You lie! Garon would never order anything so obviously evil!"
🔗 15:32BlueChloroplast: fly or die?
🔗 15:33Metric_Furlong: "He is far too noble and good!"
🔗 15:33hippitybobbity: i feel like you should get a prize metric
🔗 15:33Gantsky: and suddenly dragons?
🔗 15:33 Mangledpixel: also, shuriken were sometimes covered in feces, to increase the chances of a cut on the enemy being infected with tetanus
🔗 15:33Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, thanks
🔗 15:33Metric_Furlong: I do try
🔗 15:33BlueChloroplast: so cute
🔗 15:33Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: IT HAS THE HAT STILL
🔗 15:33Gantsky: Its looks more like a fish mixed with a farrot
🔗 15:33Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:

🔗 15:33Mowdownjoe: Great MaRo? How'd Rosewater barge in here?
🔗 15:33 Havok4: The hat really makes that work well.
🔗 15:33 bv310: Baby dagron with a hat. Right no
🔗 15:33IndigoVitare: this isn't even her final form!?
🔗 15:34Metric_Furlong: Tiny Dragon + Bonnet = too much to handle
🔗 15:34 Omega_Lairon: That in NO way resembles a bird >_>
🔗 15:34Gantsky: That wasnt me you tripping balls, I just found you
🔗 15:34Gantsky: tripping balls
🔗 15:34 vorox4: @Omega_lairon Agreed
🔗 15:35Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: we are high AF
🔗 15:35 Mangledpixel: fed up with these mother-fupping dragons on this mother-fupping astral plane
🔗 15:35loonatic93: I'm leaving on an astral plane... Don't know when I'll be back again.
🔗 15:35 Havok4: Nevermind treehouse!
🔗 15:35 All_mankind: [balls intensifies]
🔗 15:35BlueChloroplast: So we can't go into the palace, we have to sleep in the tree house?
🔗 15:35originalskyboss: *Trip Intensifies*
🔗 15:35hippitybobbity: mangledpixel old times were weird and also the worst
🔗 15:35Gantsky: ANd a dragon dont forget the dragon
🔗 15:36originalskyboss: So, Falling from a canyon bridge?
🔗 15:36 Mangledpixel: Hippitybobbity, the best of times, the blurst of times
🔗 15:36Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: but will i have the same velocity when i get back?
🔗 15:36IndigoVitare: Game Over
🔗 15:36Gantsky: DRAGON FRIEND SAVE US
🔗 15:37 Havok4: Surprise ninjas!
🔗 15:37IndigoVitare: more brutal than Dark Souls
🔗 15:37Metric_Furlong:
then you find out time passes differently between worlds and it's 70 years later 
🔗 15:37 Omega_Lairon: Maaaan... why does just *nobod* know how to check their 6?
🔗 15:37 Pariahwulfen: I'm not sure I should be watching this stream right now
🔗 15:37originalskyboss: *fails a spot check roll*
🔗 15:37Metric_Furlong:
Omega_Lairon, because that would require more effort by the writing department 
🔗 15:37 Pariahwulfen: as I really want to play this game cold
🔗 15:37not_the_batman: Love how the save game menu straight up calls you a casual
🔗 15:37 Pariahwulfen: but HODOR is entertaining
🔗 15:37Metric_Furlong: Not_the_batman, that's not even the lowest difficulty setting
🔗 15:38not_the_batman: nice
🔗 15:38 adamjford: Flame Tribe lives in the cold mountains
🔗 15:38 adamjford: alright...
🔗 15:38mistyrocks5: What difficulty is she playing on?
🔗 15:38 Mangledpixel: mistyrocks5, normal
🔗 15:38Metric_Furlong: adamjford, well, that is the conditions what would cause you to value fire
🔗 15:38IndigoVitare: Phoenix is basically Adam Mode
🔗 15:38 adamjford: well I mean
🔗 15:38 adamjford: that's fair
🔗 15:38mistyrocks5: Well chapter 5 will be easy at least
🔗 15:38Mowdownjoe:
IndigoVitare, Oh, you. 
🔗 15:39originalskyboss: "All will be explained" Sure...
🔗 15:39loonatic93: So would Phoenix be easier than Casual? Would there at least be more bursting into flames?
🔗 15:39SquareDotCube: Phoenix sounds like every character can die only twice
🔗 15:39Gantsky: Well... I have no Idea whats happening so Im going to peace out. bye
🔗 15:39 Mangledpixel: I think it's the long-running 'Adam is a scrub' joke
🔗 15:39 Havok4: The chat jokes is that adam is the most casual. Mostly because a lot of his own streams chat culture revolves around good spirited ribbing.
🔗 15:40 vorox4: They are trying to say that Adam is a scrub.
🔗 15:40originalskyboss: Thanks for explaining everything on the way. NOT.
🔗 15:40ceLaguna: In Phoenix mode you can go 1 character-only run
🔗 15:40Metric_Furlong: and here's.... this person
🔗 15:40 Mangledpixel: the joke is that Adam is actually pretty damn good at a lot of games
🔗 15:41splatty1: Did a marriage go really really poorly?
🔗 15:41SilverNapalm: This i brithright playing right?
🔗 15:41 Havok4: Yeah Adam is quite good if easily distracted.
🔗 15:41originalskyboss: Congratulations. We have *more* questions than we started with.
🔗 15:41loonatic93: I think there needs to be an "anime-tropes" bingo card for games like this.
🔗 15:41Metric_Furlong: what's that? Garon was lying to us?!
🔗 15:41IndigoVitare: wait this guy doesn't even know the names of foreign royalty?
🔗 15:41IndigoVitare: terrible prince
🔗 15:42originalskyboss: {ANIME TROPES INTENSIFY}
🔗 15:42 Havok4: This is indeed ultra anime.
🔗 15:42Mowdownjoe: What's that? Can't trust Ganon... err, Garon?
🔗 15:42 Omega_Lairon: "Well trust us... we're the good guys and totally not just making up whatever lies suit our needs and get you to unjustly join us"
🔗 15:42goodmorningandwelcome: is it more anime than awakening?
🔗 15:42 adamjford: Anime? In MY Fire Emblem?! It's more likely than you think!
🔗 15:42cbot123: oh good they have feet this time
🔗 15:43originalskyboss: "A lot to take in" You havent really explained anything!
🔗 15:43IndigoVitare: you own, special, eyes
🔗 15:43 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 15:43SmilelyDude: next!
🔗 15:43SmilelyDude: !next
🔗 15:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (3:16 from now).
🔗 15:43 Havok4: Wait why are you here?
🔗 15:43 Omega_Lairon: It's just... a stranger who tells me I'm fighting for the wrong side *really* ought to bring some, y'know, actual evidence or something
🔗 15:44 pancakepanda3d: Has anyone here played through GoldenSun?
🔗 15:44 vorox4: How would you just buy this immediately? Shouldn't there be a bit more denying going on?
🔗 15:44splatty1: so bets on how many chapters to the beginning of the game?
🔗 15:44Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: like ages ago panda
🔗 15:44hippitybobbity: yes
🔗 15:44originalskyboss: dont worry about it vorox
🔗 15:44Metric_Furlong:
Omega_Lairon, well, they could have written a scene where that happened, but that would be haaaard... 
🔗 15:44lightspeeddash: says on my pre order kek
🔗 15:45originalskyboss: Its dangerous to go alone! Take this.... thing
🔗 15:45 Omega_Lairon: Metric_Furlong - hell, I'll even take "just trust us", and have it *slowly* become apparent that even if it wasn't entirely true, their cause seems more righteous... but it's looking unlikely
🔗 15:45vladimortpuddin: woah... I've had this page up for like, two hours and JUST noticed Heather... HI HEATHER!
🔗 15:45vladimortpuddin: !uptime
🔗 15:45 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:15.
🔗 15:46vladimortpuddin: :33
🔗 15:46originalskyboss: UM Sir, um MADAM. Thats OP
🔗 15:46goodmorningandwelcome: woah what can hodor destroy bits of the world?
🔗 15:46Earthenone: already going into the shipping business?
🔗 15:46splatty1:
pairing people together? has the shipping started 
🔗 15:47vladimortpuddin: to be fair, I have been jamming out to Dave Matthews. easy to get lost in.
🔗 15:47 adamjford: Fire Emblem games are entirely shipping with a little strategy tossed in
🔗 15:47originalskyboss: Explain to me, based on what I just saw, why the 2 in the top are worried about their safety?
🔗 15:47SquareDotCube: You just upped a weapon skill level
🔗 15:47originalskyboss: Cause they seem pretty good at fighting.
🔗 15:47Metric_Furlong: originalskyboss, that might get cutscene'd?
🔗 15:47Metric_Furlong: *that they
🔗 15:47MrTulip: Originalskyboss: b/c plot.
🔗 15:48 pancakepanda3d: I like that our character continues the time honored tradition of RPG character having very impracticable weapons
🔗 15:48goodmorningandwelcome: I thought FE games where 2 hours of shipping a couple then losing one to a misclick
🔗 15:48 Mangledpixel: plot has deathtouch
🔗 15:48originalskyboss: UHG. PLOT. Stupid plot getting in the way of our shipping lanes...
🔗 15:48originalskyboss: NOT THAT I DONT LIKE PLOT OR ANYTHING
🔗 15:48SquareDotCube: Probably should use the dragon Veins to get a greater range of movement
🔗 15:49lightspeeddash: should probably do things but they're not gonna happen
🔗 15:49lightspeeddash: cuz luck is on side
🔗 15:50IndigoVitare: I'm thinking that sword is going to end up being a trap. The purple cloud is clearly sinister
🔗 15:50Earthenone: ryoma's voice sounds familiar
🔗 15:50Earthenone: anyone know who it is?
🔗 15:50 mtvcdm: It's a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. ...wait, wrong franchise.
🔗 15:50splatty1: didn't the sword already throw us off a cliff?
🔗 15:50originalskyboss: yep
🔗 15:51originalskyboss: {Leveling Intensifies}
🔗 15:51 JohnLockeCole: I like this pegasus rider already
🔗 15:52goodmorningandwelcome: why do these guys chain themselves back together after every combat?
🔗 15:52splatty1: wouldn't a naginata be really hard to use on horseback?
🔗 15:52cbot123: Consistency!
🔗 15:52Rashagar: I like the pegasus rider's weapon
🔗 15:52originalskyboss: No harder than using a pike, lance or such other things
🔗 15:53goodmorningandwelcome: also maybe pegasi are more acomadating
🔗 15:53MrTulip: Extra dead
🔗 15:53originalskyboss: Um, wasting crits here
🔗 15:53loonatic93: No kill like overkill.
🔗 15:53 JohnLockeCole: ^ pegasi are very smart in canon
🔗 15:53 adamjford: this guy is so badass that he has permanent Super Saiyan hair
🔗 15:53not_the_batman: There's no kill like overkill
🔗 15:53originalskyboss: UM SIR
🔗 15:53goodmorningandwelcome: I thought that was Wyvrens?
🔗 15:53originalskyboss: MINDPOWERS OP
🔗 15:53 JohnLockeCole: them too
🔗 15:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (3:05 from now).
🔗 15:54goodmorningandwelcome: how about griffons?
🔗 15:54cbot123: not touching! NOT TOUCHING!
🔗 15:54vladimortpuddin: didnt you know, consent doesnt exist in animu
🔗 15:54loonatic93: That's what I do when I am done crying. I go and pick up the closest weapon I can find.
🔗 15:55originalskyboss: {ANIME TROPES INTENSIFYING CONTINUES TO INTENSIFY}
🔗 15:55SquareDotCube: "so why do I have purple hair compared to my family again?"
🔗 15:55IndigoVitare: XCom crossover
🔗 15:55goodmorningandwelcome: we call them that cos they don't have faces
🔗 15:55 Havok4: Zomblebees
🔗 15:55Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i like to call them 'free labor'
🔗 15:55Metric_Furlong: {Intensity Intensifies}
🔗 15:55Mowdownjoe: Suddenly, XCOM2.
🔗 15:55goodmorningandwelcome: We need the cammander!
🔗 15:56DrWreckage: I'm sure everything isn't as it seems
🔗 15:56originalskyboss: We're going to need a bigger bed.
🔗 15:56Metric_Furlong: How can you say Garon is pure evil? Just because he order the execution of prisoners, threatens to murder his own family for disobeying him, akes time out of each specifically to laugh evilly to himself...
🔗 15:56Metric_Furlong: *takes time
🔗 15:56IndigoVitare: I'd like to think the Queen is evil, but I suspect the light side story is played straight hero
🔗 15:56Metric_Furlong: *out of each day
🔗 15:56Metric_Furlong: I really can't type today
🔗 15:57EricTheOrange: I mean so far like half of the people on the black side were evil and we have yet to meet an evil person on the white side
🔗 15:57goodmorningandwelcome: He sounds like a reasonable and well rounded fellow in this world of ruthless soldiers who wander around slaughtering the facially-impaired
🔗 15:57originalskyboss: "You'll need time to think about it." But you'll need to start shipping soon...
🔗 15:57 Omega_Lairon: Okay, credit where it's due... she *attempted* to show what little evidence she had, and Hodor *is* still pretty skeptical.
🔗 15:57 Havok4: I assume everyone with pointy ears are dragons
🔗 15:58cbot123: Sometimes we set things on fire!
🔗 15:58DrWreckage: I feel like Fire emblem could stand not to translate their songs
🔗 15:58originalskyboss: Azura, wait a minute...
🔗 15:58lightspeeddash: whats wrong with the translated song?
🔗 15:58lightspeeddash: its fine
🔗 15:58Mowdownjoe: Former?
🔗 15:58originalskyboss: AZURA! I have that thing you sent me on a quest to get!
🔗 15:58originalskyboss: YOUR STAR!
🔗 15:58IndigoVitare: so they're BOTH kidnappers
🔗 15:59MrTulip: what the shit?
🔗 15:59 Omega_Lairon: A gilded prison is still a prison >_>
🔗 15:59 Havok4: Princess swap would be a interesting reality tv show
🔗 15:59 adamjford: ~*~parallelism~*~
🔗 15:59 JohnLockeCole: Princess Swap, it's like wife swap, only less english (or maybe more english? I'm not sure)
🔗 15:59goodmorningandwelcome: I'm loving this stockholm syndrome really doing wonders for my social life
🔗 15:59Metric_Furlong: "refuses to exchange a captive for the return of an actual member of his family..."
🔗 15:59 Havok4: Johnlockecole given feudal power politcs more english
🔗 16:00originalskyboss: {Continuing anime trope intensity continues to intensify even more so}
🔗 16:00 vorox4: So... both sides are doing crappy things? That's... actually kind of realistic.
🔗 16:00 JohnLockeCole: Havok4, I had that thought while typing that, yes
🔗 16:00Rashagar: he's so embarrassing with his maniacal laughter
🔗 16:00Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: throne by Shriners Circus
🔗 16:00EricTheOrange: I mean if the game wants to make this an actual CHOICE, they need to show that the white side is not all good. Because it seems pretty cut and dry good VS Evil at the moment
🔗 16:00lightspeeddash: ikr both sides aren't Clearly one thing or antoher
🔗 16:00originalskyboss: "what kind of fetch quest are we going on..."
🔗 16:00Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: its a tarp
🔗 16:01 mtvcdm: Yeah, vorox4. One of war's biggest tragedies is that some people think every one of them has a good side and a bad side, or at least that at least one good side exists.
🔗 16:01 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 16:01not_the_batman: that is one MIGHTY BIG throne...
🔗 16:01Metric_Furlong: Lightspeeddash, nah, Garon's pretty clearly evil
🔗 16:01goodmorningandwelcome: maybe one side is "good" and the other side is "you get to be a dragon"
🔗 16:01 Havok4: Dagron throne!
🔗 16:01originalskyboss: JUST SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR!
🔗 16:01lightspeeddash:
no he's a shining star 
🔗 16:01 JohnLockeCole: mtvcdm, of course, on some special occasions there actually is a Less Terrible side
🔗 16:01 Omega_Lairon: I mean, if the equation is "either regain memories, or nothing changes" it *seems* like a no-brainer... but then again that does sound like a classic trap temptation thing
🔗 16:02Feaddict92: SIT ON THRONE. SIT ON THRONE. SIT ON THRONE.
🔗 16:02 Omega_Lairon: And easy on the all-caps, chat
🔗 16:02goodmorningandwelcome: SIT ON THRONE
🔗 16:02originalskyboss: Who'd you invite? "Everybody in the kingdom"
🔗 16:02Mowdownjoe: Guys... I've played Nuclear Throne. I don't trust that throne.
🔗 16:02goodmorningandwelcome: *ahem*... sit on throne
🔗 16:02SquareDotCube:
LET'S GET ON WITH IT 
🔗 16:02splatty1: so when will the sword assassinate the queen? I think that might be a possibility
🔗 16:02CapeeziGames: your being throne blocked
🔗 16:02 mtvcdm: Sometimes a war's good vs. bad. Sometimes a war is two sets of awfuls doing awfuls to each other. Sometimes it's two basically decent sides just forced into conflict over scarce resources. There's a lot of wiggle room.
🔗 16:02lightspeeddash: and break tradition? not go through the motions? what kind of rube are you?
🔗 16:03Metric_Furlong: dutch angle
🔗 16:03goodmorningandwelcome: maybe it's the lethal weapon bomb in the throne trap
🔗 16:03originalskyboss: I dont know. My Super Sayain Hair is tingling..
🔗 16:03SquareDotCube: Didn't get Throne-Zoned
🔗 16:03 Havok4: Even more anime
🔗 16:03 Mangledpixel: I would argue that war always has elements of awfuls doing awful things to each other, mtvcdm
🔗 16:03Eldrin13 subscribed for 17 months in a row!
🔗 16:03 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:04SquareDotCube: Delicious, nutritious
🔗 16:04originalskyboss: {Continuing anime tropes intensify to such a density that it may create an Anime Black Hole}
🔗 16:04IndigoVitare: "I don't trust you... go back to the enemy and tell them all about our fortress which we're giving you a guided tour of"
🔗 16:04 vorox4: Yes, offer someone clearly walking around in*The Armor Of Your Enemies* a free roasted potato.
🔗 16:04 Havok4: Okay takumi is jut a jerk.
🔗 16:04originalskyboss: "That doesnt make sense" THANKS
🔗 16:04 All_mankind: all according to keikaku
🔗 16:05goodmorningandwelcome: Poison potatos!
🔗 16:05 Mangledpixel: IndigoVitare, little do they know, this is the FAKE fortress, the real one is just down the road
🔗 16:05IndigoVitare:
Devious
🔗 16:05originalskyboss: By the power of CUTSCENE!
🔗 16:05 Havok4: Okay he cast ultima
🔗 16:05goodmorningandwelcome: oh uh... my bad
🔗 16:05 Sylenctone: Uh oh
🔗 16:05 Escherichia3: ok I know this looks bad...
🔗 16:06goodmorningandwelcome: shouldn't have brought the murder eyeball sword
🔗 16:06originalskyboss: No real mom!
🔗 16:06Mowdownjoe: Dead mom...
🔗 16:06IndigoVitare: bodyguards terrible, non-existent even
🔗 16:06 Mangledpixel: that's some fine magic smoke effects there. looks like FumeFx to my reckoning
🔗 16:06 mtvcdm: Expanding balls of malevolence. Usually, you want to run away from them.
🔗 16:06Magnatek: Incoming...
🔗 16:06 Pharmacistjudge: Ka-San!
🔗 16:06croisvoix1: Another fridging
🔗 16:06 Mangledpixel: possibly Maya fluids
🔗 16:06goodmorningandwelcome: collapsing into just his robes? OBI WAN what have you done?
🔗 16:06 JohnLockeCole: well at least the sword didn't use Us to kill the queen, but yes, evil magic sword with it's own will should maybe have been left at home
🔗 16:06originalskyboss: Rage transformation. *Ding*
🔗 16:06Sektor88:
super saiyan dragoning almost 
🔗 16:07MrTulip: so we're a bit mad
🔗 16:07 mtvcdm: This is incorrect dragoning. You must dragon better next time.
🔗 16:07 Havok4: Okay that is the derpiest dragon I have seen in a while.
🔗 16:07 Sylenctone: angry dragon time
🔗 16:07 DennyMcG: I was away for a while, so my first impression of this game is everyone breathes really intensely
🔗 16:07 Mangledpixel: mtvcdm, I'd like to see YOU dragon that well in that situation
🔗 16:07SquareDotCube: "WHY ARE MY ARMS ON BACKWARDS?"
🔗 16:07Magnatek: What difficulty is she playing on?
🔗 16:07 vorox4: Break time! Then dragon.
🔗 16:07 vorox4: @Squaredotcube I know!!!
🔗 16:08Metric_Furlong:
DennyMcG, I'd make a Texhnolyze reference, but I suspect I'm the only person here who's seen it 
🔗 16:08 vorox4: It's so weird!
🔗 16:08 mtvcdm: I am getting a spanish-language Garnier Fructis ad. ...I am not fluent in Spanish, marketing algorithms.
🔗 16:08Metric_Furlong: Magnatek, Casual
🔗 16:08Magnatek: Normal, Hard, or Lunatic?
🔗 16:08 Sylenctone: Wow I havent even thought about Texnolize in ages
🔗 16:09 mtvcdm: And now I'm getting an ad that stops itself in the middle to ask me my age?!
🔗 16:09Magnatek: Casual is kinda assumed for streaming ease.
🔗 16:09originalskyboss: @Mtvcdm yep
🔗 16:09originalskyboss: supprise
🔗 16:09Metric_Furlong: Sylenctone, well, now you have
🔗 16:09SquareDotCube:
Lie and say 1000 years old 
🔗 16:09 Havok4: So I am having a hard time rating this against other games with a protagonist that can turn into a dragon.
🔗 16:09 mtvcdm: For a movie I don't want to watch anyway.
🔗 16:09originalskyboss: ^
🔗 16:09Metric_Furlong: Havok4, better or worse than Breath of Fire?
🔗 16:10 DennyMcG: Mtvcdm what movie?
🔗 16:10 Havok4: I think it is probably better than Divnity 2.
🔗 16:10 Havok4: And probably also better than breath of fire.
🔗 16:10SquareDotCube: okay then, -1000 years old, maybe it will break the commercial and you can report it
🔗 16:10 mtvcdm: The Boss. Starring Melissa McCarthy.
🔗 16:10 DennyMcG: I just met a shiny Absol
🔗 16:10originalskyboss: Get it
🔗 16:10 Havok4: But divinity 2 did have dragon flight sim elements which was super rad.
🔗 16:10Caerlocc: Wait I get free dlc for owning FE:A? Sweet!
🔗 16:10Rashagar: DennyMcG I will actually cry if you don't manage to catch it
🔗 16:11 DennyMcG: Damn it Absol, get in this dusk ball!
🔗 16:11 DennyMcG:
Caught the shiny 
🔗 16:11goodmorningandwelcome: Yay! go Denny!
🔗 16:11 JohnLockeCole: Divinity 2 did some things really well, including dragoning, but wasn't nearly as fun or charming as Divine Divinity
🔗 16:11Rashagar: yes! crisis of tear ducts averted
🔗 16:11SquareDotCube:
It was an absolute resolution. 
🔗 16:11Rashagar: congrats!
🔗 16:11Caerlocc: Go check its stats now!
🔗 16:11 Havok4: Johnlockecole I feel that Divinity Original Sin was probably the best divinity game.
🔗 16:11Magnatek: Okay, looks like it's Normal. Hard had a paired unit of Wyrmslayers in it.
🔗 16:12DrPandaFace: "Hodor" - Hodor
🔗 16:12 Havok4: Johnlockecole but the dragoning element was probably the best part of 2.
🔗 16:12originalskyboss: k thanks. we get it. TBS stuff. we know
🔗 16:12originalskyboss: Game. Let us get back to the game.
🔗 16:12Caerlocc:
@magnatek wyrmslayers are irrelevant if you 1 shot them and then sing 
🔗 16:12 JohnLockeCole: Havok4, it barely runs on my system, but yes the tiny bits I've seen definitely were doing some interesting things
🔗 16:12Magnatek: Can't sing on Enemy Phase.
🔗 16:12originalskyboss: Ok. here we go
🔗 16:13 Havok4: Johnlockecole
🔗 16:13 Havok4: Johnlockecole they are doing amazing things with systems driven rpgs.
🔗 16:13Caerlocc: @magnatek just gotta draw them intelligently into coming after you
🔗 16:13 QuarterNote_: chat did we sit in the throne?
🔗 16:13originalskyboss: Nope
🔗 16:13originalskyboss: No option
🔗 16:13 QuarterNote_: balls
🔗 16:13 Havok4: They actually are working out how to do multiplayer rpgs well.
🔗 16:13originalskyboss: However, we dragon now
🔗 16:13goodmorningandwelcome: we dragoned incorrectly
🔗 16:13 Havok4: Which i think is really novel.
🔗 16:14 JohnLockeCole: she's a dancer With a Weapon - that's really unusual
🔗 16:14SquareDotCube:
Hmm.. Spear doesn't seem right. Songstress needs a sword 
🔗 16:15originalskyboss: So, tell me why someone who works for one of the most powerful empires gets a naginata made from brass.
🔗 16:15plus2happiness: hey oh this is FATES YES
🔗 16:15 QuarterNote_: how exactly does one dragon wrong?
🔗 16:15Caerlocc: dancer had a sword in awakening
🔗 16:15splatty1: we haven't actually checked the allegiance of the dragon
🔗 16:15originalskyboss:
Someone cast detect magic... 
🔗 16:16goodmorningandwelcome: it looks chromatic we should be fine
🔗 16:16Magnatek: Because she only has a D rank in them, originalskyboss. Can't do much past that.
🔗 16:16goodmorningandwelcome: we are the bag guys right?
🔗 16:16 Taveena: So thisi s a bonus stream, right?
🔗 16:16 QuarterNote_: so if we hadn't chosen dragon would this have all gone very differently?
🔗 16:16originalskyboss: We didnt choose dragon
🔗 16:16 QuarterNote_: or are we now just better at being a dragon
🔗 16:16originalskyboss: It just happened
🔗 16:16 Havok4: Oh neat your dragon form has the same markings as your armor
🔗 16:16Magnatek: Dragon as a Talent only applies if you use a Second Seal to change class.
🔗 16:16goodmorningandwelcome: you can CHOOSE dragon?
🔗 16:17 JohnLockeCole: ninja can attack at range, is it not so?
🔗 16:17Magnatek: And that's into a Wyvern Rider, technically.
🔗 16:17 Taveena: You are less creepily designed than the other dragon I know about from this franchise.
🔗 16:17originalskyboss: We didnt choose the dragon life, we just watched our mom get killed. Also, dragon life chose us.
🔗 16:17 Catcard: What's it called when a furry says they're sorry?
🔗 16:17 Catcard: AN ANTHROPOLOGY
🔗 16:17 Random_Robin: The guy with the Shuriken can do ranged attacks right?
🔗 16:17 QuarterNote_: Catcard, you are terrible
🔗 16:17originalskyboss: Yellow card
🔗 16:17 QuarterNote_: this isnt seachats
🔗 16:18Magnatek: It's a 1-2 range weapon, yes, Random_Robin.
🔗 16:18IndigoVitare: if this is not seachats, then clearly we must work harder to make it so
🔗 16:18 vorox4: @Catcard Your yellow card is ready.
🔗 16:18The_Passerby: So sup peoples
🔗 16:18 pancakepanda3d: Hey, Seachats has been behaving recently, despite my best efforts
🔗 16:18lord_souls: Someone sat seachats
🔗 16:19Metric_Furlong: !ban Catcard
🔗 16:19 Omega_Lairon: We're not being Seachats... we have standards here >_>
🔗 16:19Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:
im actually around tonight for seachats 
🔗 16:19lord_souls: Standards are for scrubs
🔗 16:19 JohnLockeCole: wyrmslayer isn't a big deal if you're doing the attacking, since your dragon will basically always one shot the dude
🔗 16:19IndigoVitare: I mean, I'm assuming Saturday Adam Lrrchat counts as seachats, since I never see the real thing
🔗 16:19Metric_Furlong: according to Sidewalk Slam, didn't Adam recently ban the chat mods on his channel?
🔗 16:20 Havok4: No he asked fugi to ban all his mods and fugi complied
🔗 16:20lord_souls: I'll joking aside how's the new fire emblem
🔗 16:20 pancakepanda3d: Yes, and it was great, showed all those pricks
🔗 16:20 Havok4: It was hilarious
🔗 16:20originalskyboss: So, Im pretty sure he wont die by the power of plot armor.
🔗 16:20 Nuurgle: Sing softly, but carry a giant bladed stick
🔗 16:20 Random_Robin: Or he will die by the power of the plot
🔗 16:20originalskyboss: Live by the plot, Die by the plot.
🔗 16:20Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: dece
🔗 16:21Magnatek: originalskyboss, actually...he can lose.
🔗 16:21originalskyboss: Oh. Now we're in RNG territory.
🔗 16:21Magnatek: He just retreats.
🔗 16:21Metric_Furlong: in other news: Sidewalk Slam is still an very good podcast
🔗 16:21Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lucky!
🔗 16:21 Random_Robin: CAN lose? So he's been lucky so far?
🔗 16:21lightspeeddash: RNG? we still have Ryouma
🔗 16:21 Havok4: It wierds me out that the dragon form looks a lot like a horse.
🔗 16:21 JohnLockeCole: Magnatek I'm suprised that he can ever win, I thought for sure the game would force your dragon self to finish the boss
🔗 16:21Rashagar: I love the unnecessary flips
🔗 16:22originalskyboss: OK
🔗 16:22Magnatek: Oh, that's what I had to do, JohnLockeCole, and so does shee.
🔗 16:22originalskyboss: That is possible
🔗 16:22 Omega_Lairon: Wait, that's a !death though, right?
🔗 16:22Magnatek: Not really.
🔗 16:22goodmorningandwelcome: I keep forgetting this is casual and wanting to scream "whatareyoudoing!? they're all gonnad die!"
🔗 16:22goodmorningandwelcome: *gonna
🔗 16:22Mcslashed subscribed for 25 months in a row!
🔗 16:22 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Mcslashed! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 16:22 JohnLockeCole: nahh it wasn't a character we control, I doubt it should count
🔗 16:22 Nuurgle: it was an ally, not under her control
🔗 16:23 Omega_Lairon: Fair... the FE games get confusing sometimes
🔗 16:23splatty1:
look at how weak you are to magic, they could do a whole 0 damage 
🔗 16:23originalskyboss: It was in the hands of the RNG
🔗 16:23Magnatek: Yeah...even after taking out Ryoma, the boss doesn't budge.
🔗 16:24originalskyboss: Ok. the plan is. "Wreck his face"
🔗 16:24Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
🔗 16:24 emberBecky: !uptime
🔗 16:24 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:22:14.
🔗 16:24originalskyboss: Wait.
🔗 16:24originalskyboss: You're already dead
🔗 16:24Metric_Furlong: originalskyboss, don't even worry about it
🔗 16:24goodmorningandwelcome: captain we can't take anime of this intensity!
🔗 16:25Metric_Furlong: goodmorningandwelcome, no! we can go more intense! more intense!
🔗 16:25originalskyboss: {Anime intensity reaches Despair Event Horizon}
🔗 16:25 vorox4: So, is Hodor a deer dragon?
🔗 16:25Metric_Furlong: originalskyboss, more intense, dammit!
🔗 16:25goodmorningandwelcome: is hodor arceus?
🔗 16:25 Havok4: Fire hair!
🔗 16:25IndigoVitare: you mean dragon isn't your true form? I'd rather dragon was MY true form
🔗 16:26originalskyboss: {Anime Trope Intensity reaches Black Hole Mass Criticality}
🔗 16:26Magnatek: And now dad's dead.
🔗 16:26 Havok4: Okay dad had even more anime hair
🔗 16:26 Havok4: Apparently it is genetic.
🔗 16:26 Nuurgle:
poor Will 
🔗 16:26EricTheOrange: More Nohr is obviously evil
🔗 16:26 Nuurgle: to get children- grab them by the face
🔗 16:26splatty1: garon never got told how babies were made
🔗 16:27Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i thought it was a trade?
🔗 16:27originalskyboss: Obvious evil is obvious
🔗 16:27 vorox4: He just covered your face with his hand?
🔗 16:27not_the_batman: What if this is how he got all of them
🔗 16:27lightspeeddash: whats wrong with obvious evil?
🔗 16:27goodmorningandwelcome: I thought they removed the face petting mechainc
🔗 16:27 Havok4: All I got in the hair department from my parents is aggressive balding at 25.
🔗 16:27lightspeeddash: it only chapter 5 >.>
🔗 16:27 Nuurgle: DOUBLE DRAGON!
🔗 16:28originalskyboss: yadda yadda dragon blood
🔗 16:28SquareDotCube: It was the sword that blew up
🔗 16:28Magnatek:
So...I have to ask. How was the mountain melting? 
🔗 16:28 Omega_Lairon:
"Well... bad news is there were no survivors. Good news? This was like a prison town... only thieves and murderes and other scum lived here" 
🔗 16:28goodmorningandwelcome: The dragon blood that runs in our family causes great destruction and chaos... we should really stop drinking it
🔗 16:28Metric_Furlong: that seems like a plan with a lot of flaws...
🔗 16:28 Havok4: You captured her you jerk
🔗 16:28 Random_Robin: The sword didn't do anything on it's own though, it was that other guy
🔗 16:29originalskyboss: Ok Sir. SiR
🔗 16:29 QuarterNote_: Takumi do we have to go dragon on your ass?
🔗 16:29Voldiir240: Which path are you choosing?
🔗 16:29lightspeeddash: sword was the catalyst
🔗 16:29 vorox4: Oh, his adopted daughter was carrying a trap, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?!
🔗 16:29croisvoix1: #stabtakumi
🔗 16:29goodmorningandwelcome: I haven't seen a choice yet?
🔗 16:29lightspeeddash: #nooneliketakunmi
🔗 16:29Mowdownjoe: Why is this on casual? I want to send Takumi out to die.
🔗 16:29lightspeeddash: choice is in chapter 6 according to my pre release receipt
🔗 16:29Metric_Furlong: Mowdownjoe, because if it's Casual you can send him out to die in *every battle*
🔗 16:30 Intrepid_Colin: How is the game so far Hodor?
🔗 16:30EricTheOrange: I mean good VS Evil is fine. But the add campagn was all Bond VS Blood. So saying Bond=Evil, and Blood=Good, has some troubling implications.
🔗 16:30Magnatek: It is indeed. In addtion, once you reach that decision point, you don't actually have to do any of the previous stuff again.
🔗 16:30 Havok4: Devine Whar Sward
🔗 16:30Tiber727: It's okay. I'm sure you're mother will be found later on, just with memory loss.
🔗 16:30goodmorningandwelcome: "We all have sacred special swords of peace, mine's named stan"
🔗 16:30splatty1: swords are so convenient these days
🔗 16:30 pancakepanda3d: "The chosen one"
🔗 16:31originalskyboss: HEY JERK
🔗 16:31HGToribio:
hodor 
🔗 16:31Metric_Furlong: Dragon and Princess *AND* Cosen by a magic sword
🔗 16:31amythist: so we now have a Hodor Wor Sward
🔗 16:31Earthenone: yato GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
🔗 16:31originalskyboss: You're just mad cause you didnt get the sword
🔗 16:31 QuarterNote_: wait
🔗 16:31 QuarterNote_: is our character just someones fire emblem OC
🔗 16:31Tiber727: Am I the only one who'd like to see a legendary something-other-than-sword?
🔗 16:31Metric_Furlong: QuarterNote_, technically the player's
🔗 16:31Metric_Furlong: Tiber727, no
🔗 16:31originalskyboss: But Swords are Hero weapons
🔗 16:31SquareDotCube: Look game, there is this thing called sublety - It tends to be more effective then going in all loud in your plot tropes
🔗 16:32IndigoVitare: that doesn't seem so bad
🔗 16:32goodmorningandwelcome: is the player avatar super-awesome-dragon-sword-chosen-ultimitesman in both versions?
🔗 16:32 Pharmacistjudge: Game Over! You are now a Dragon!
🔗 16:32EricTheOrange: I mean Nohr may NOT be evil but they have given us no reason to think that.
🔗 16:32splatty1: oh have we caught up to the opening dream sequence?
🔗 16:32 Pharmacistjudge: that seems like an awesome ending
🔗 16:32 JohnLockeCole: Tiber727, I quite like Fire Emblem (GBA)'s Legendary Axe for Hector, Armads
🔗 16:32lord_souls: Humanity or be a dragon is there really a choice there
🔗 16:32 pancakepanda3d: Can I just say the armor designs in this game are super sweet
🔗 16:32 Omega_Lairon:
"Keep it safe. I recommend up in yo butt" 
🔗 16:32Magnatek: Yes, goodmorningandwelcome.
🔗 16:32lightspeeddash: is it fun to try to call things out?
🔗 16:32Magnatek: Both versions have these first five chapters.
🔗 16:33 Havok4: Pancakepanda3d I just wish they were a bit less fanserivey.
🔗 16:33splatty1: shipping has been called
🔗 16:33Metric_Furlong: commence with the skipping to get to the shipping?
🔗 16:33 SweedChef: evening all
🔗 16:33croisvoix1: AND YET WE CANT BE LESBIANS
🔗 16:33 pancakepanda3d: That's a valid complaint
🔗 16:33goodmorningandwelcome: can we be super evil?
🔗 16:33Mowdownjoe: The lesbian romance is only on the Conquest side. Sorry.
🔗 16:33EricTheOrange: @Havok4 to be fair only half of them are
🔗 16:33 Alchemistmerlin: Is this the tactics one or the waifu one?
🔗 16:33Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: isnt conquering literal unecessary bloodshed?
🔗 16:34 Havok4: Erictheorange you are right that this game is showing nice gender diversity
🔗 16:34 QuarterNote_: time to murder our family
🔗 16:34originalskyboss: This is all because we havent had *ANYTHING* explained to us
🔗 16:34 Lord_Durin: So the answer is go full dragon and destroy them all?
🔗 16:34 vorox4: @Havok4 Yes, the armor seems a bit creepy in a few respects.
🔗 16:34goodmorningandwelcome: @Lord_durin I also vote for the wild card solution
🔗 16:34IndigoVitare: go found your own country... you know... with blackjack etc
🔗 16:34SquareDotCube: the only solution for this is obvious - The Adam way. NO WITNESSES
🔗 16:34Magnatek: Settle it in Smash!
🔗 16:34 Pharmacistjudge: And that's how we became the brady bunch!
🔗 16:34Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: chooose dargon (smash?)
🔗 16:34originalskyboss: Must... Choose...
🔗 16:34 Havok4: There aparantly is a wild card option but that is spoilery af.
🔗 16:34 Intrepid_Colin: OH NO! what will we ever do
🔗 16:34Metric_Furlong: that's it! we're over the anime event horizon!
🔗 16:34 DennyMcG: Everything. Must. Die.
🔗 16:34Sektor88:
kill them all, so no one thinks you're playing favorites 
🔗 16:34originalskyboss: WILDCARD
🔗 16:35goodmorningandwelcome: choice 3!
🔗 16:35Metric_Furlong: no going back!
🔗 16:35 orthogonaltee: Hello, Heather! Hello, chat!
🔗 16:35Magnatek: Do NOT go for 3.
🔗 16:35Sektor88: I was being sarcastic
🔗 16:35originalskyboss: Romance everyone side!
🔗 16:35 Intrepid_Colin: Is this the collectors edition?
🔗 16:35Metric_Furlong: birthright won the earlier poll
🔗 16:35goodmorningandwelcome: which side did we choose?
🔗 16:36EricTheOrange: Wait? Do both games get the revelations thing, Or is that only if you buy both games?
🔗 16:36 orthogonaltee: those reactions!
🔗 16:36 DennyMcG: Havok4 when people say wild card now, I can only think of Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny
🔗 16:36 orthogonaltee: "Agh!"
🔗 16:36 pancakepanda3d: When a characters motifs are black and dark purple and grey you should realise they're kinda evil
🔗 16:36Magnatek: Both of them have access to all three parts, if you have them purchased, EricTheOrange.
🔗 16:36originalskyboss: We've got no beef. Still looking for it....
🔗 16:36 Lord_Durin: It's not you, its your dad.
🔗 16:36 KaiTheIronHound: !next
🔗 16:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (2:23 from now).
🔗 16:37 vorox4: So, which one is this, the conquest one or the other one?
🔗 16:37Magnatek: Birthright.
🔗 16:37originalskyboss: The other one
🔗 16:37EricTheOrange: OK, SO a question, If I were to buy one on the eshop, could I get the other two as DLC?
🔗 16:37Metric_Furlong: "Dad is basically super-evil"
🔗 16:37 Omega_Lairon: "These dudes game me a Dragonstone... what's your offer?"
🔗 16:37Magnatek: Yes, EricTheOrange.
🔗 16:37IndigoVitare: I don't think the King is a coward as such. Liar, yes. Psychotically evil, yes. But not really cowardly
🔗 16:37 DennyMcG: So daddy is a bit of a dick then.
🔗 16:37Magnatek: They are purchased ingame after you get the first one you choose.
🔗 16:37 vorox4: So, what happens in the conquest one? Is it another side of the same story?
🔗 16:37originalskyboss: Dead mom streak = 2
🔗 16:38 SkylerRingtail: !next
🔗 16:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (2:21 from now).
🔗 16:38goodmorningandwelcome: We should all go join the enemy army and make war on our people to kill our one evil king!
🔗 16:38originalskyboss: TR-8R!
🔗 16:38Magnatek: Ryoma has this little fit, vorox4.
🔗 16:38DeltaRouge:
About time this game came out 
🔗 16:38EricTheOrange: @Magnatek How much does the other 2 as DLC cost?
🔗 16:38 Pharmacistjudge: I'm Hodor of two homes and seven moms
🔗 16:38Magnatek: $20 each.
🔗 16:38 Anubis169:
aaaaaaand back 
🔗 16:39 Omega_Lairon: "So okay then... their Dragonstone vs. your army's... stabbing me in the face. Not really a strong opening bid, buddy."
🔗 16:39 QuarterNote_: which means if you want to play the dlc you might as well get the special edition
🔗 16:39 Anubis169: what'd i miss?
🔗 16:39 DennyMcG: This man is not supportive of your life choices.
🔗 16:39 Intrepid_Colin: What if... what if we made our own decisions
🔗 16:39originalskyboss: Dead mom, dragon transformation. Rough day.
🔗 16:39goodmorningandwelcome: brother my mind is made up and it has NOTHING to do with the brain damage you just gave me
🔗 16:40Magnatek: How much WAS the Special Edition, anyway?
🔗 16:40 Intrepid_Colin: "dark blade" is never a good sign
🔗 16:40lightspeeddash: Siegfried to be fair is Very nice weapon
🔗 16:40dannysoto313: I got the special edition!!!
🔗 16:40originalskyboss: Um. Im 20. I dont need naps. I take them for my own reasons.
🔗 16:41 mtvcdm: I will nap when I feel like it.
🔗 16:41goodmorningandwelcome: when do Aus and NZ get fates?
🔗 16:41Magnatek: So, it's about the same price to download Birthright and Revelations if you do them seperately.
🔗 16:41 Escherichia3: Hold on we didn't know naps were an option when we made this choice
🔗 16:41 Intrepid_Colin: I enjoy naps
🔗 16:41Magnatek: I went for Conquest.
🔗 16:41Metric_Furlong: Tugger Nutts Wipes The Divine Sword Clean - the unsuccessful manga spin-off of the Tugger Nutts series
🔗 16:41EricTheOrange: Right now If the game had the choice I'd go back to Nohr and assassinate all the obviously evil people.
🔗 16:41splatty1: yay, the butler is back
🔗 16:41originalskyboss: wehaventamomenttoloose
🔗 16:42 Havok4: Xanderboss
🔗 16:42Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: blitz the brother!
🔗 16:42originalskyboss: UM Awkward... Family reunions always end like this.
🔗 16:42splatty1: all these important people and that chump on the bridge
🔗 16:43 Havok4: Erictheorange that is kind of the premise of the conquest. Internal reform and rooting out corruption and all that
🔗 16:43dannysoto313: What lod are you playing on btw?
🔗 16:43goodmorningandwelcome: poor bridgechump he was probbably just someone's +1
🔗 16:43originalskyboss: "Hey Dave, come with me to the big family reunion"
🔗 16:43Magnatek: Normal/Casual, it looked like. There weren't any paired units in Ch. 5, dannysoto313.
🔗 16:43dannysoto313: Oh thanks
🔗 16:43originalskyboss: "you totally wont get killed or anything"
🔗 16:44 LRRbot: Poll complete: Who should Hoshido Kamui/Corrin/New Hodor attempt to marry?: 1: Silas (1 vote); 2: Jakob (1 vote); 3: Izana (1 vote); 4: Hayato (0 votes); 5: Ryouma (0 votes); 6: Shura (0 votes); 7: Hinata (0 votes); 8: Kaden (0 votes); 9: Saizo (0 votes); 10: Subaki (0 votes); 11: Yukimura (0 votes); 12: Azama (0 votes); 13: Kaze (0 votes); 14: Takumi (0 votes)
🔗 16:44goodmorningandwelcome: "Don't even worry about it Dave, i've got this sister she's kinda a dragon... but like thats not actually true. she's just my half sister"
🔗 16:44lightspeeddash:
units only pair on Classic and above?
🔗 16:44dannysoto313: Im playing on lunatic classic...... Is that insane?
🔗 16:44lightspeeddash: yes
🔗 16:44 mtvcdm: Chat has voted for polyamory!
🔗 16:44 Havok4: That is not enough votes.
🔗 16:44Magnatek: No, Lightspeeddash.
🔗 16:44lightspeeddash: we don't even know half the characters
🔗 16:44Magnatek: I'm meaning that on Hard, there's a pair.
🔗 16:44splatty1: someones dead
🔗 16:45 Anubis169: !death
🔗 16:45 LRRbot:
1 death for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 16:45Magnatek: And Hard is not Classic.
🔗 16:45goodmorningandwelcome: I vote for bridgechump dave
🔗 16:45EricTheOrange: @Dannysoto313 well considering Lunatic is a synonym for Insane I'd guess so.
🔗 16:45lightspeeddash: i wanna play on hard put i'll play on normal classic for the story first
🔗 16:45originalskyboss: Bridgechump Dave for Husbandfu
🔗 16:45 Intrepid_Colin: Thats a cool new ability
🔗 16:45originalskyboss: Both die. Cool
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: Thats so...
🔗 16:46Magnatek: Not quite.
🔗 16:46 Havok4: you attack first so I think that is a good attack?
🔗 16:46goodmorningandwelcome: BridgeChump Dave the only hookup option at the family reunion
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: NO
🔗 16:46 vorox4: You know rivers flow, right, you can't just dry up one stretch of it and expect it to stay that way.
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: POSSIBLE WAIFU
🔗 16:46dannysoto313: Deem feet
🔗 16:47Metric_Furlong: !next
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (2:12 from now).
🔗 16:47 GreyFox0012: !game
🔗 16:47 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
🔗 16:47goodmorningandwelcome: ooh we get an actual title
🔗 16:47 GreyFox0012: i was just curious which one it was
🔗 16:47originalskyboss: Level 1 in a definite boss fight zone.
🔗 16:48originalskyboss: Thanks game
🔗 16:48 vorox4: So, what happens if you play conquest? does the player start out somewhere else? Do you play as that Azura person?
🔗 16:48Magnatek: You still play as Corrin.
🔗 16:48originalskyboss: There we go
🔗 16:48SquareDotCube: I now wonder if drying up the river actually removed our tactical hardpoint
🔗 16:48goodmorningandwelcome: have we just slaughtered our entire family?
🔗 16:49originalskyboss: not yet
🔗 16:49Magnatek: No. They aren't dying.
🔗 16:49 Havok4: No there is still the older brother and weird older sister left.
🔗 16:49originalskyboss: On the plus side, level for free
🔗 16:50goodmorningandwelcome: does the other side get ninja's? they have a greek/roman astetic
🔗 16:50Magnatek: Kaze is a Ninja already, so...
🔗 16:50 Havok4: They certainly have evil sorcerers and assasins
🔗 16:50originalskyboss: We won.
🔗 16:50originalskyboss: But at what cost...
🔗 16:51goodmorningandwelcome: so they just retreated? does that mean bridgechump dave got away too?
🔗 16:51originalskyboss: War. War never changes.
🔗 16:51lightspeeddash: we did just kill Azuras family even if she doesn't remember
🔗 16:51Magnatek: No. Bridgechump Dave wasn't a named soldier.
🔗 16:51 Havok4: Bridgechump got back to his 3 children and loving wife.
🔗 16:51originalskyboss:
We can fix that 
🔗 16:52goodmorningandwelcome: Yay, and for years he would tell everyone the tale of how he went to the most awkward family reunion ever
🔗 16:52 Havok4: Okay the Evil England Vs. Anime Japan dynamic is kind of rad.
🔗 16:53goodmorningandwelcome: can we have some more intensity of evil England?
🔗 16:53originalskyboss: Oh, right. Dragons
🔗 16:53 Clench_Eastwood: Bonjour Hodour! o/
🔗 16:53 Havok4: Also the sides are clearly visually different which is nice.
🔗 16:54EricTheOrange: well one is red and white with Samurai and Ninjas. If they aren't supposed to be fantasy japan I don't know what is.
🔗 16:54originalskyboss: BTW, Sweet Treehouse
🔗 16:54goodmorningandwelcome: is Lilith a dragon cat on a floating bauble!
🔗 16:54Magnatek: Welcome to the base building portion of the game.
🔗 16:54 Clench_Eastwood: So I just got here, but is Alex still up tonight or has schedule changed?
🔗 16:55lord_souls: I feel like I need to play conquest something about choosing blood over bond rubs me the wrong way
🔗 16:55 Intrepid_Colin: We are dergun?
🔗 16:55Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: S I M S
🔗 16:55 Havok4: Hodor has slain alex to claim his place.
🔗 16:55originalskyboss: The Lets Nope is still scheduled
🔗 16:55 vorox4: @Clench_eastwood Alex is still going, as far as I know.
🔗 16:55goodmorningandwelcome: We chose Lrr Birthright and sided with hodor alex is now betrayed and dead
🔗 16:55Magnatek: lord_souls, I got Conquest. I was regretting it until after Ch. 8.
🔗 16:55 Clench_Eastwood: So I just played about an hour of The Division Beta with 2 of my friends if anyone has any questions about it
🔗 16:55originalskyboss: But because we chose casual, he'll be back
🔗 16:56Magnatek: And keep in mind, she's technically on Ch. 7 here.
🔗 16:56lord_souls: Mean there is a third mode maybe both the sides are evil
🔗 16:56Magnatek: It's a war, so...probably.
🔗 16:56originalskyboss: Maybe we're evil
🔗 16:57 vorox4: So, if you get conquest, does that mean that you have to join nhor?
🔗 16:57 LathosTiran: mmm vacation food. eggs, sausages, and fried bread
🔗 16:57goodmorningandwelcome: or both the sides are good and theres a greater evil. that's how it tends to go in these things
🔗 16:57Magnatek: Yes, vorox4.
🔗 16:57originalskyboss: Perhaps, the only way to win, is not to play the game
🔗 16:57 DennyMcG: Or maybe it's by killing everyone.
🔗 16:57 DennyMcG: Everyone.
🔗 16:57 LoadingReadyRun: Alex is still streaming tonight.
🔗 16:57originalskyboss: That too
🔗 16:57goodmorningandwelcome: @Originalskyboss no the only way to win is to not FINISH the game and just ship forever
🔗 16:58Magnatek: Conquest is Nohr, Birthright is Hoshido. That menu where she had to choose between is the part of the game where you decide which of those you do.
🔗 16:58originalskyboss: INFINITE SHIPS
🔗 16:58 Mums_: How does one get on the friends stream list?
🔗 16:58 Havok4: She has selection the option with the higher shipping density for now.
🔗 16:58originalskyboss: WE SHALL BUILD THE MOST POWERFUL NAVY IN THE WORD
🔗 16:58 Clench_Eastwood: I will say it was almost impossible to get the Division to be 120FPS at 1080p on "high" settings, which is surprising considering it doesn't look amazing, and I have a monster rig, but it never dipped below 60 on "ultra" with AA at MSAA x8
🔗 16:58 Clench_Eastwood: @Loadingreadyrun Thanks Hodor =)
🔗 16:58goodmorningandwelcome: @Originalskyboss those sound like warships... how will they ship our shipping goods?
🔗 16:58Magnatek: And now that she's done so once, she can start a different playthrough at that decision point.
🔗 16:59 Sylenctone: Ship it all!
🔗 16:59originalskyboss: WITH POWER
🔗 16:59 vorox4: Frigates! Sloops! ...oh wait you don't mean actual ships, do you.
🔗 16:59originalskyboss: AND INTENSE MICROMANAGEMENT
🔗 16:59 overlordstowell: !up
🔗 16:59Magnatek: No need to go through the tutorial stuff more than once.
🔗 17:00originalskyboss: I wish there was an option in games that only filled you in on the new stuff the game adds.
🔗 17:00SquareDotCube: Gotta admit, I like what sounds like an arrangement of the Awakening map theme here
🔗 17:01goodmorningandwelcome: I vote Hodor builds Junks as the first ships
🔗 17:01originalskyboss: No. We're building Triremes
🔗 17:01 Havok4: Viking Longships.
🔗 17:01 Havok4: They have dragons as figureheads. It is perfect.
🔗 17:01originalskyboss: No wait. Submarines
🔗 17:02originalskyboss: They'll never see it comming
🔗 17:02 vorox4: Medieval Korean turtle ships!
🔗 17:02goodmorningandwelcome: can we have aircraft carriers to launch or dragons off?
🔗 17:02goodmorningandwelcome: *our
🔗 17:02 Havok4: Submarines are boats. U-Boat and all that.
🔗 17:02 Sylenctone:
Luxury cruise ships 
🔗 17:02SquareDotCube: flying aircraft carriers, no less
🔗 17:02 Havok4: Zeppelins! Airships and take to the skies!
🔗 17:02 DennyMcG: Vorox4 those were badass in AoE2
🔗 17:02originalskyboss: Our shipping fleet will reign supreme!
🔗 17:02goodmorningandwelcome: I think we need a poll for this the shipping options in this game are quite complex
🔗 17:03lord_souls: Shoot for the stars space ships
🔗 17:03SquareDotCube: Though I'm a fan of the classic corvette
🔗 17:04originalskyboss: Battleships. Really. BIG GUNS.
🔗 17:04goodmorningandwelcome: can we have canal-ships? they might win over our posh English foes
🔗 17:04 vorox4: @Dannysoto313 They were even more so when admiral Yi used them.
🔗 17:04goodmorningandwelcome: @Vorox4 was admiral Yi not in AOE2?
🔗 17:04originalskyboss: Welcome to FE: Animal Crossing
🔗 17:04 Intrepid_Colin: Rod Shop!
🔗 17:04EricTheOrange: oooh a home base, I like a home base
🔗 17:04 vorox4: No, he was a real admiral.
🔗 17:05 Intrepid_Colin: Rod Shop run by Tugger Nuts
🔗 17:05 Havok4: Wait is beej not in his con regalia at magfest?
🔗 17:05splatty1: the shops are now just stored in an alternate world?
🔗 17:05originalskyboss: Apparently
🔗 17:05 Havok4: Rotate it to face the road?
🔗 17:05originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:05EricTheOrange: So is SCT at MAG fest in an official capacity?
🔗 17:06goodmorningandwelcome: ships?
🔗 17:06originalskyboss: Ultimate Cosmic Power?
🔗 17:06goodmorningandwelcome: a Complete collection of tugger nutts
🔗 17:06 vorox4: An explanation of what the frack is going on?
🔗 17:07originalskyboss: We're building a fortress town
🔗 17:07lord_souls: Sphar as I know the plan is just to make people touch all the butts right
🔗 17:07 mercano82: Time for a LRR/SCT Venn diagram.
🔗 17:07Earthenone: dragon princess fortress town
🔗 17:07goodmorningandwelcome: @Vorox4 We are dragon, war, build a town, there is one family that is obviously evil. SHIPPING
🔗 17:07 vorox4: I know, I meant in general, with the cloak man and stuffs.
🔗 17:07originalskyboss: Prisoners? They must disagree with our ships
🔗 17:07goodmorningandwelcome: I learned everything I know from chat
🔗 17:08originalskyboss: Cloakmans is cloakman hired to kill us
🔗 17:08originalskyboss: He failed.
🔗 17:08 Havok4: There is a degree of appeal for a game that is basically wish fulfillment fantasy.
🔗 17:08goodmorningandwelcome: I think cloak man is perhaps a type of ship?
🔗 17:08 Havok4: This game seems to be really hitting that angle hard.
🔗 17:08goodmorningandwelcome: @Havok4 is that degree all 360 of them?
🔗 17:09originalskyboss: Lapis? There's diamond on this level then
🔗 17:09originalskyboss: Gib food
🔗 17:09splatty1: what is going on
🔗 17:09goodmorningandwelcome: cat dragon bauble pet!
🔗 17:09originalskyboss: Dragon feeding
🔗 17:09 LathosTiran: why can't it let go of the ball?
🔗 17:10originalskyboss: reasons
🔗 17:10 CaffeinatedLemur: hello all
🔗 17:10originalskyboss: Hello
🔗 17:10 EncanisMal3k: Harvest Emblem?
🔗 17:10goodmorningandwelcome: @Lathostiran the same reason the cat won't get up off the laptop
🔗 17:10 LathosTiran: face petting sim
🔗 17:10Inkompetence: Maybe the ball is her pearl of wisdom?
🔗 17:10originalskyboss: FE: Crossing
🔗 17:10originalskyboss: OOOOOO
🔗 17:10goodmorningandwelcome: let's kill an old man!
🔗 17:10 Havok4: Hubba ... Tester....
🔗 17:11 Intrepid_Colin: Hubba tester?
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: THIS IS POWERFUL
🔗 17:11splatty1: is this the shipping assistant?
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: HES THE HARBOR MASTER
🔗 17:11Earthenone: rainbow sage=viagra salesman?
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: HE CONTROLS THE SHIPS
🔗 17:11 Omega_Lairon: Easy on the caps, originalskyboss
🔗 17:11not_the_batman: Hubba Tester....?
🔗 17:11 Havok4: The Shipping Sage
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: Sorry
🔗 17:12 Omega_Lairon: S'all good - no harm done ^_^
🔗 17:12goodmorningandwelcome: you are twins!
🔗 17:12 mtvcdm: Oh my god they're all secretly Hodor
🔗 17:12 vorox4: Kill the shipsman, gain his power!
🔗 17:12 EncanisMal3k: Yaaaay October birthdays!
🔗 17:12originalskyboss: Wait. What if they're all you?
🔗 17:13 mtvcdm: Are we running a suspiciously fast moving company?
🔗 17:13originalskyboss: Here we go.
🔗 17:13 EncanisMal3k: Ahoy!
🔗 17:13splatty1: shipping aquired
🔗 17:13originalskyboss:
Oh really... 
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 17:13 Havok4: Speaking of fang extraction. I need you to find me a very brave dentist.
🔗 17:14originalskyboss:
Not limited to the battlefield you say.... 
🔗 17:14 Omega_Lairon: Uhh... dude? Does the phrase "coming on a little too strong" mean *anything* to you? >_>
🔗 17:14 mtvcdm: I need a restraining order
🔗 17:14 EncanisMal3k:
Bricklaying, eh? How about....laying pipe? 
🔗 17:14Caerlocc: I like this guy more than the girl maid if you're a male avatar
🔗 17:14originalskyboss: Clingy Battle Butler. *Ding*
🔗 17:14not_the_batman: Jakob.exe has encountered a problem
🔗 17:15originalskyboss: Wat
🔗 17:15originalskyboss: You cant make tea?
🔗 17:15 Anubis169: i approve
🔗 17:15originalskyboss: Hodor. Your character is useless
🔗 17:15splatty1: tea is dangerous dragon person
🔗 17:16 vorox4: Awwwwwww, this is so cute!
🔗 17:16 Omega_Lairon: "As your boss, I order you to f*** off. Look, here's a rock - I awnt you to guard the hell out of this rock, okay? Go bve clingy to that instead of me."
🔗 17:16 Havok4: Well the kitchen is gone now.
🔗 17:16originalskyboss: Oh here we go.
🔗 17:16 ImSincerelySorry: have you ever seen a dragon make tea? she might be the first dragon in history to do so!
🔗 17:16EricTheOrange: hey it's the "girl who can't cook" trope Japan loves so much.
🔗 17:16 Anubis169:
making tea is serious business, so sayeth the teamaster 
🔗 17:16 Omega_Lairon:
Maybe it's just gas? 
🔗 17:17 mtvcdm: Here's a 50-pound bag of sugar cubes. Get to snackin'.
🔗 17:17 Nightvalien28: it was a mice, in a tiny bike
🔗 17:17originalskyboss: Ok. They're not staying together.
🔗 17:17 Featherweight_: I am back form shopping!
🔗 17:17 Havok4: Standard barbarian/rogue dynamics
🔗 17:17EricTheOrange: the ship shelf. YAY ALLITERATION!
🔗 17:18SquareDotCube:
Go for the gold in 100m dash! If you don't win just eat the winner 
🔗 17:18originalskyboss: The shipping shelf: where you store your ships in a bottle
🔗 17:18 Anubis169:
ship it, we're done 
🔗 17:18 Featherweight_: the ship shelf
🔗 17:18Nosliw87: man im just glad they have feet in this game
🔗 17:18 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:41 from now).
🔗 17:18 EncanisMal3k: The ship shelf is in ship shape.
🔗 17:18EricTheOrange: @Heather isn't she like your Aunt?
🔗 17:18 Featherweight_: I also ship my shopping crackers and cookies OTP
🔗 17:19 jedijon110:
also those drawngs on qwerpling were
good
🔗 17:19 Featherweight_: Jedijon110 thank you
🔗 17:19originalskyboss: Who are you? This could get interesting....
🔗 17:19Earthenone: hodors laws trump those of the land
🔗 17:19splatty1: headcannon is that hodor has a shelf of portals that allows her to spy on the ships
🔗 17:19 EncanisMal3k: Featherweight, which was your favorite Tugger Nutts to draw?
🔗 17:20EricTheOrange: @Featherweight_ well then you get english biscuits
🔗 17:20Inkompetence: What about the Laws of the Sea and the Council of Whales?
🔗 17:20originalskyboss: UGh that "Listen" triggered my "Navi Shut Up reflex"
🔗 17:20 Intrepid_Colin: Wait his name is Camellia?
🔗 17:20 Featherweight_: EncanisMal3k I'm really fond of hit the back door, took me forever to come up with the idea for that one.
🔗 17:21originalskyboss: BRB. I need food. Tell me all the shipping that happens when I get back
🔗 17:22 Havok4: Dagrontime?
🔗 17:23Nosliw87: childhood friends hype
🔗 17:23 mtvcdm: I can't wait for the Fire Emblem crossover, Tugger Nutts Traps the Armed Intruder.
🔗 17:23 Omega_Lairon:
"The enemy's lying about your past to manipulate you... that's messed up, only *WE'RE* allowed to do that!" 
🔗 17:23goodmorningandwelcome: Not Tugger nut's and the dragon's stones?
🔗 17:24 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Gains Experience.
🔗 17:25 KaiTheIronHound: !next
🔗 17:25 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:34 from now).
🔗 17:25 Havok4: Turn into a dragon and go mess them up?
🔗 17:26 Omega_Lairon:
How about a Tugger Nutts / Harlem Globetrotters crossover - "Takin' It To The Rim"? 
🔗 17:26 mtvcdm: We'll be getting quite a bit of mileage out of Tugger Nutts, I can tell.
🔗 17:26 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Goes All Night
🔗 17:26LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Premiered at our MAGfest panel this afternoon, it’s Feed Dump with @Graham_LRR, @sergeyager, and @BenHUlmer! https://t.co/8YmT08jpQZ
🔗 17:27 mtvcdm: WELL THEN
🔗 17:27 bv310: Tugger Nutts Goes Hard in the Paint?
🔗 17:27 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts and the Chocolate Highway >_>
🔗 17:27 bv310: Tugger Nutts and the Salty Surprise
🔗 17:28 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts Pinches A Loaf
🔗 17:28 Baldrash: Tugger Nutts and the Cream Pie Contest.
🔗 17:28 bv310: Tugger Nutts in: The Cleveland Adventure
🔗 17:28LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> It sure was!! We did something really weird and fun, you’ll see it soon. https://t.co/zW6TbbPUqz
🔗 17:31 mtvcdm: Why is Wisconsin in so many Feed Dumps lately?
🔗 17:31 Baldrash: Wisconsin is the new Florida?
🔗 17:31 Nightvalien28: because it is the city of cheese
🔗 17:32goodmorningandwelcome: Wisonsin man ... wisconsin man
🔗 17:32 LathosTiran: Horray Benginerring
🔗 17:32 bv310: Winter in Wisconsin gets real weird, I guess
🔗 17:32DrWreckage: Benginering?
🔗 17:32DrWreckage: Is he here?
🔗 17:33 LathosTiran: Drwreckage hes on feed dump
🔗 17:33 vorox4: Why is he called "bengineering", anyway?
🔗 17:33 Omega_Lairon: Man, LRR sure got their money's worth outta Bengineering being in town. Efficiency!
🔗 17:33 LathosTiran: Vorox4 Desert bus name
🔗 17:34 Baldrash: Almost Andy levels of efficiency, honestly.
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: wrecked
🔗 17:34 vorox4: Oh, ben in engineering, got it.
🔗 17:34 long_bad_cutscene: !next
🔗 17:34 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:25 from now).
🔗 17:34 Havok4: That was a good feed dump.
🔗 17:35originalskyboss: What did I miss
🔗 17:35originalskyboss: OOH New feed Dum'
🔗 17:35 Havok4: And then they cast him into the sea as is their custom.
🔗 17:36 mtvcdm: Let's see, the pink hunting camo story, the dozen-plus cars falling through the ice, the drunk parents letting their kid drive... did they do the guy who got his 10th DUI?
🔗 17:36 SniperPumpkin: mtvcdm, drunk parents
🔗 17:36 LathosTiran: as a former native, Wisconsin has 'amazing' DWI laws
🔗 17:37 mtvcdm: No, no, SniperPumpkin, there was a separate story here not long back about a guy convicted of his 10th DUI. I forget if Feed Dump covered that one too.
🔗 17:37 SniperPumpkin: there's a reason that wisconsin has the highest number of bars per capita of any state
🔗 17:37 Havok4: Turn into a dragon?
🔗 17:37 SniperPumpkin: oh mtvcdm, sorry don't recall
🔗 17:38 vorox4: Ugh, some of the creepy armor is really bad.
🔗 17:38 Havok4: Use the dragonstone item?
🔗 17:39 Random_Robin: Is there any reason to not be a dragon?
🔗 17:39goodmorningandwelcome: creepy armour?
🔗 17:39 Havok4: It appears it has some penalties like reducing skill and not letting you make more than one attack
🔗 17:40 vorox4: The female retainer has plate on her torso, but her lower half just has a really long lioncloth... ick.
🔗 17:40 mtvcdm: No wait, I'm sorry. It was his 11th DUI.
🔗 17:40goodmorningandwelcome: oh I see standard gross fantasy nonsense armor... for some reason I thought you meant that bad guy Armour was doing a really bad job of looking creepy.
🔗 17:41 Couraster: Is this Birthright or Conquest?
🔗 17:41 Random_Robin: Birthright
🔗 17:41 Intrepid_Colin: Who needs swords when your teeth are swords!
🔗 17:41 vorox4: I think I've heard this music before.
🔗 17:41 Havok4: At least with the barbarian the design is thematically consistent. I assume the male version of the class goes around barechested.
🔗 17:42originalskyboss: Wow. That Feed Dump was good
🔗 17:43SquareDotCube: well that's kinda BS - How are you supposed to get that armor slayer if you've got to go through a knight to get it?
🔗 17:43 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:16 from now).
🔗 17:44originalskyboss: Ok. What's going on? How much did I miss?
🔗 17:44 Random_Robin: I think I noticed the dragonstone is magic which would work on the knight
🔗 17:44 mtvcdm: I'm now trying to look up the national record for most DUI's by a single person, and it's some guy in South Dakota whose count can only be described as "at least 33".
🔗 17:45originalskyboss: Who's this chumpus?
🔗 17:45originalskyboss: Oh.
🔗 17:45originalskyboss: Nevermind
🔗 17:45 vorox4: @Mtvcdm Jeez.
🔗 17:45 SniperPumpkin: that is too many DUIs
🔗 17:45 vorox4: How do you even look up that kind of stuff?
🔗 17:46SquareDotCube: uh, what's the chances that we could've recruited Silas?
🔗 17:46originalskyboss: Probably small
🔗 17:46 cantwearusernames: @Mtvcdm please tell me he was driving without a license?
🔗 17:46 Random_Robin: I'm guessing we would recruit him joining the other side
🔗 17:47originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:47 Havok4: I think silas is a major character in conquest
🔗 17:47Valdinzar24: birthrightt first
🔗 17:48 mtvcdm: All I can get is that he got the nickname 'Mr. DUI' by South Dakota authorities, and that he died in a house fire in 2008, in which alcohol was a factor.
🔗 17:48originalskyboss: Wow. Guy took a 21 pt counter. He's going to get wrecked
🔗 17:48Valdinzar24: I literally just played this chapter
🔗 17:48 monsieur_squirrel: hiya
🔗 17:49originalskyboss: "we're not into killing" Literally just murdered most of an army
🔗 17:49 Havok4: Weird localization stuff
🔗 17:49originalskyboss: Surf & Turf =/= picnic food
🔗 17:50 SniperPumpkin: dear localization team, NO
🔗 17:50originalskyboss: Thats a romance meal
🔗 17:50 Intrepid_Colin: He.... he tried
🔗 17:50nattsan: Who takes sushi on a picnic?
🔗 17:50originalskyboss: I mean, there's bento
🔗 17:51SquareDotCube: Wait whoa whoa whoa whoa what is with this alternating amnesia game
🔗 17:51 mtvcdm: Who said it was sushi? Perhaps he was carrying a live, flopping fish in his mouth, like a bear.
🔗 17:51 Intrepid_Colin: We call him Tugger Nutz
🔗 17:51 Zeke229: surf and turf is dumb
🔗 17:51 Zeke229: cuz eating fish is gross
🔗 17:51 GreyFox0012: What actually is surf n turf?
🔗 17:51 mtvcdm: Americans know enough about bento to where you can just leave that alone.
🔗 17:52originalskyboss: People we care about are missing *ding*
🔗 17:52 Zeke229: seafood and steak GreyFox0012
🔗 17:52 monsieur_squirrel: if it helps, they aren't fish, I think they're arthropods
🔗 17:52 Havok4: Mono-princess run
🔗 17:52 Zeke229: can i be princess Zeke?
🔗 17:52 cantwearusernames: @Zeke229 I'm sure the feeling isn't mutual though
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: "Highly Dangerous" Dude. We wiped out like most of a small army.
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: oooOOOooo
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: kickass
🔗 17:53 Intrepid_Colin: @Zeke229 No, you are Peasent Zeke. back to the factories with you
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: OOOOOO
🔗 17:53 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
🔗 17:53 EncanisMal3k: Awww yeeeeee
🔗 17:53 mtvcdm: Oh, is it round 2 of Oxenfree?
🔗 17:53Caerlocc:
oxenfree?
🔗 17:53 TheMoatman: Cori wears a moustache well
🔗 17:53 Zeke229: i am a priest!
🔗 17:53 LathosTiran: cori? oxenfree>?
🔗 17:53 Havok4: Finishing oxenfree!
🔗 17:53SquareDotCube: That means... OXENFREE?!?
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: Oxenfree!
🔗 17:53splatty1: oxenfree will be finished
🔗 17:53Valdinzar24: quick thing of importance kaze will leave your party at chapter 15 unless he has an A rank support with your MC
🔗 17:53 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
🔗 17:53 Anubis169: ah, if it's Oxenfree ima catch the vod later
🔗 17:53 Anubis169:

🔗 17:54 Zeke229: no actually, im ordained
🔗 17:54EricTheOrange: @Catcard will you be here for the oxenfree or with Adam for fight night friday?
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: Why does that Listen bug me so much
🔗 17:55splatty1: we should get moving, but first shipping
🔗 17:55 monsieur_squirrel: @zeke229 I think I'm a minister, I can't remember which terminology my religion uses officially
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: Navi. Probably Navi.
🔗 17:55 Intrepid_Colin: Head canon now Orochi is now Orochimaru from Naruto.
🔗 17:55 Zeke229: im not part of a religion
🔗 17:55EricTheOrange: Ah the "private quarters bit". Thats where the face touching thing used to be.
🔗 17:55 Havok4: Yep Nohr confirmed england
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: Its dark oop north
🔗 17:56Valdinzar24: nohr must be under some curse of darkness
🔗 17:56 monsieur_squirrel: @zeke229 anyway hello fellow useless titled one
🔗 17:56SquareDotCube:
I'm imagining that Spaceballs scene with the dolls but with Hodor, hence the shelf 
🔗 17:56originalskyboss: Shipping has commenced.
🔗 17:57originalskyboss: Dude. We're clearly going after the Blue haired girl. She's much more Anime that you.
🔗 17:58 Zeke229: !findquote pumpkin
🔗 17:58 LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
🔗 17:58Caerlocc:
I may have just met the new Donnel... 
🔗 17:58 Intrepid_Colin: !findquote crow
🔗 17:58 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: Are we shipping the Ninja and the Samurai?
🔗 17:58 Havok4: Caerlocc so how is a pot involved?
🔗 17:58daneislazy: gotta build mass
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: Those Gains tho
🔗 17:59 monsieur_squirrel: personally, I'm shipping anime dude and anime dude
🔗 17:59originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:59Caerlocc: @havok4 no pot sadly
🔗 17:59 Zeke229: i ship cam and alex
🔗 17:59 cantwearusernames: torn on oxenfree, I enjoy watching it but it's on my list of games to play with my sister later. I think it looks fun either way. plus it's one of those on rails adventure games anyways
🔗 17:59HGToribio:
we're talking about shipping again 
🔗 18:00 Zeke229: i ship HGToribio and HGToribio
🔗 18:00HGToribio:

🔗 18:00HGToribio:
does hodor have the exact same hat as alex? 
🔗 18:01originalskyboss:
Private quarters... 
🔗 18:01originalskyboss: YES AZURA
🔗 18:01EricTheOrange: time for face toushing
🔗 18:01originalskyboss: OH My
🔗 18:02HGToribio: @Havok4 so much pogchamp!!!
🔗 18:02EricTheOrange: so what is a "oni savage"? are they actualy demons or is that just like a berserker
🔗 18:02 Havok4: Fade to black.
🔗 18:02 Havok4: Erictheorange basically barbarian
🔗 18:02Caerlocc: @erictheorange just Berserker rename
🔗 18:02originalskyboss: Heather "Kinda wish they left in the face touching thing" Dery
🔗 18:02 Zeke229 touches chat's face
🔗 18:02not_the_batman: Oh, is this the game where you get to pet them in the original?
🔗 18:02 Zeke229: do you touch beej's face heather?
🔗 18:03SquareDotCube: Definitely not berserker. It's the name for the Fighter class
🔗 18:03 EncanisMal3k: Remember, chat: DON'T face touch without consent. That's weird.
🔗 18:03Caerlocc: fighter* sorry, oni chieftain is berserker
🔗 18:03 bv310: What did they rename the Mercenary class to? That was always my favourite
🔗 18:03EricTheOrange: I wouldn't mind like Hand touching, but it's just weird to be like stroking their cheek.
🔗 18:04 Zeke229: EncanisMal3k, can i touch your face?
🔗 18:04SquareDotCube:
It'd be better if you could do the dad stuff, like gotcha nose or pull a coin out of their ear 
🔗 18:04TacitusVigil: The Jaffa touch faces all the time as sign of closeness. Or at least Teal'c and Bra'tac did...
🔗 18:04not_the_batman: that would be amazing
🔗 18:04NinjaGuyX: fire emblem: working title
🔗 18:05NinjaGuyX: this is what I got...
🔗 18:05splatty1: so many fire emblem ads
🔗 18:05originalskyboss: ^
🔗 18:06originalskyboss: Its scheduled as a Lets Nope
🔗 18:07 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 18:07 LRRbot: Rating for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 18:07originalskyboss: !game good
🔗 18:07 EncanisMal3k:
Zeke229- Yes, but only because you asked. 
🔗 18:07daneislazy: Yea, should be Let's Nope, supposed to be finishing Oxenfree
🔗 18:07Caerlocc: !game good
🔗 18:07splatty1: wait does this does this have base attack battles?
🔗 18:07 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 18:07 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:05:18.
🔗 18:08 LRRbot: Rating for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds is now 100% (3/3)
🔗 18:08SquareDotCube: Rod shop, Sakura's going to go through a lot of staves by the look of it
🔗 18:08originalskyboss: Hana runs the lottery?
🔗 18:09originalskyboss: ok...
🔗 18:09 Havok4: Well this extradimensional fortress helps explain how you can do all you do without significant logistical support.
🔗 18:10splatty1: do you just teleport your entire company into alternate plane?
🔗 18:10originalskyboss: And Siazo runs the weapon shop?
🔗 18:10originalskyboss: I mean, ok, but...
🔗 18:11NinjaGuyX: wow this is not the fire emblem I used to know...no battles? this is c
🔗 18:11originalskyboss: Dont all these other characters have shipping related tasks to do?
🔗 18:11NinjaGuyX: confusing
🔗 18:11originalskyboss: ^
🔗 18:11Caerlocc: Definitely paralogue
🔗 18:11moemikumaid:
fire emblem is a glorified dating dim now 
🔗 18:11splatty1: It must make transportation easier when you have a portable castle
🔗 18:11mattkir: i believe that they take turns running the various stores in the my castle section
🔗 18:11SquareDotCube: Log pair
🔗 18:11 Intrepid_Colin: Paralogue
🔗 18:12NinjaGuyX:
oh i see, makes more sense now, more content 
🔗 18:12 Havok4: Is this the new donnel?
🔗 18:12splatty1: do we get to recruit an orphan?
🔗 18:12originalskyboss: Oh. This is New Attack On Titan
🔗 18:12 SniperPumpkin: wow that's some bad voice acting
🔗 18:12 mtvcdm: Heather voiceovers are the best voiceovers.
🔗 18:13 Anubis169 bounces around
🔗 18:14SquareDotCube: Diviner sounds like this side's version of mage/monk/druid
🔗 18:14bilyso: Diviner is mage
🔗 18:14originalskyboss: But Hodor, we need to bring the pink haired Sakura blossom...
🔗 18:14Caerlocc: diviner is sweet can confirm
🔗 18:15originalskyboss: Operation: Rescue the Rookie
🔗 18:16SquareDotCube: so now it's brass -> bronze -> iron ->Steel -> Silver huh?
🔗 18:16Caerlocc: brass=bronze I think
🔗 18:16originalskyboss: It makes some sort of sense
🔗 18:16originalskyboss: Except for Bronze being a much better metal for weapons
🔗 18:16SquareDotCube: brass as a blunt weapon, sure, but as sharp I'd never use
🔗 18:17originalskyboss: ^
🔗 18:17 vorox4: I feel kind of like choosing weather to play as the bad guys or the good guys before you actually start playing kind of defeats the purpose of giving you the choice.
🔗 18:17Lynks_9: isn't brass way more brittle than bronze?
🔗 18:18 Havok4: I like that there is a butler class
🔗 18:18originalskyboss: Brass is Zinc + Copper. Bronze is Copper + Tin
🔗 18:19lord_souls: Anyone know if there is still job upgrades
🔗 18:19SquareDotCube: I'd probably go the neutral route, but having to buy both games for that is a bit of a bad lockout
🔗 18:19Lynks_9: ignore me, i misread Squaredotcube's ordering, thought they were the other way round
🔗 18:20 vorox4: @Squaredotcube Agreed, and buying both games would be what, one hundred and sixty dollars?
🔗 18:20 jedijon110: !next
🔗 18:20 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (39m from now).
🔗 18:20SquareDotCube: vorox, collector's edition is $80 USD
🔗 18:20 vorox4: So, that has both then?
🔗 18:21SquareDotCube: yep
🔗 18:21splatty1: do weapons have durability still or did they get rid of that?
🔗 18:21SquareDotCube: Staves still have charge
🔗 18:21 vorox4: Well, that's a bit better then.
🔗 18:21 Random_Robin: It seems some weapons have durability
🔗 18:22 Havok4: As someone who lacks anything nintendo I will not be playing this anytime soon.
🔗 18:22Caerlocc: durability on healing weapond so far
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: Sup Chat?
🔗 18:22originalskyboss: Hey Memo
🔗 18:22 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:20:01.
🔗 18:22Slacker1977:
this release structure just seems convoluted 
🔗 18:22 bv310: I kind of like the divided story thing they're doing with this, though I wish it had been two games in one cartridge/file.
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: Oh hey, there's a stream
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: This is surprising
🔗 18:22 AdmiralMemo: !next
🔗 18:22 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (37m from now).
🔗 18:22SquareDotCube: Convoluted? You should've seen some of the release versions for the AC games a few years ago
🔗 18:23 Havok4: Confirmed donnel
🔗 18:23originalskyboss: Next stream is actually only 7 min
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: I was ready to just be waiting for Nopeage
🔗 18:23originalskyboss: Early Alex
🔗 18:23 Random_Robin: I think Let's Nope is early today?
🔗 18:23EricTheOrange: so is Mozu the Donnel of this game?
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 18:23 LRRbot: Currently playing: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright (rating 100%)
🔗 18:23SquareDotCube: There was 20 or so different versions of AC3 IIRC
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 18:23 LRRbot: Currently live: Heather's Handhelds
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo: Why so Heather today?
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 18:23 Mangledpixel: new game arrived, AdmiralMemo
🔗 18:23originalskyboss: B/C Shipping Simulator
🔗 18:23Lynks_9: Bv310, if they really are two substantially distinct games (which it sounds like it is), both full length campaigns, seems a little much
🔗 18:23 AdmiralMemo:
Oh nice. 
🔗 18:24Slacker1977: I don't know. As a lapsed AC fan I never had the feeling there were 2 different yet the same games in that series.
🔗 18:24lord_souls: Wait class villager it is Donald
🔗 18:24 vorox4: Iron katana? Can you even make an iron katana?
🔗 18:24 AdmiralMemo: New game = best game
🔗 18:24Caerlocc: Mozu has the stat gain perk so probably donnel
🔗 18:24originalskyboss: Why not.
🔗 18:24 AdmiralMemo: Alex and CORI? Nice
🔗 18:24TacitusVigil:
vorox4: Perhaps the question is better "Would you *want* an iron katana?" 
🔗 18:24SquareDotCube: More Oxenfree, we think
🔗 18:24 mtvcdm: Yeah, Memo, we think it's round 2 of Oxenfree.
🔗 18:25originalskyboss: Dont worry Alex
🔗 18:25Metric_Furlong: Oxenfree hype
🔗 18:25splatty1: @Vorox4 katana were usually half iron weren't they
🔗 18:25 AdmiralMemo: mtvcdm: Are we olly ollying?
🔗 18:25Metric_Furlong: also, hey Alex and Cori
🔗 18:25 SweetieMemily: Oxenfree hype!
🔗 18:25RobotHobbit: This is an interesting looking bloodborne mod
🔗 18:25Theicyhandofdeath: !next
🔗 18:25 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope at Fri 07:00 PM PST (34m from now).
🔗 18:25originalskyboss:
We'll get more of that in our Private Quarters. 
🔗 18:25 vorox4: I thought there is some special way that the metal has to be folded to have it count as a katana.
🔗 18:25HGToribio:
the hat twins 
🔗 18:25Slacker1977: Will Kathleen do something with next weeks new game? WAIT WHAT? Bravely second isn't out until April???!!!
🔗 18:25 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Fights the Shackled Fist.
🔗 18:25Theicyhandofdeath: and dont need no man?
🔗 18:25originalskyboss: I'VE SEEN THAT ANIME!
🔗 18:26RobotHobbit: Dagrons you say?
🔗 18:26 Anubis169:
hiiiiii Alex and Cori 
🔗 18:26 Intrepid_Colin: Hi Alex
🔗 18:26Theicyhandofdeath: attack on titan has really gone downhill
🔗 18:26 vorox4: Hello, Alex, Hello, Cori.
🔗 18:26TacitusVigil:
I believe Fort Hodor was a crucial stop on the Nsburg trail back in Settler Times. 
🔗 18:27Lynks_9: Vorox4, being a katana is just to do with the shape/weight distribution/edge. the reason they folded the metal so so much was because japan had very poor quality steel and it helped to make it more structurally sound
🔗 18:27originalskyboss: You see, back in the Early Days of Thurpston County...
🔗 18:27 Havok4: Silver is best here
🔗 18:27 Random_Robin: No, it's silver in this game
🔗 18:27daneislazy: Always be yourself, unless you can be a dragon. Always be this meme.
🔗 18:27splatty1: silver is top tier alex
🔗 18:27 Havok4: Which is almost as silly as gold
🔗 18:27HGToribio:

🔗 18:27Theicyhandofdeath: watching this after twitch plays pokemon is mindblowing
🔗 18:28RobotHobbit: Because copper is TOTALLY a hard enough material to use for bladed implements
🔗 18:28 Pharmacistjudge: Tin sword
🔗 18:28 Zeke229: titanium,
🔗 18:28lord_souls: If she's anything like the last destroyer of the universe you have to level up once or twice to get her to join you
🔗 18:28 Pharmacistjudge: tin foil sword!
🔗 18:28originalskyboss: There have been copper weapons in the past
🔗 18:28 Intrepid_Colin: It should be Bronze.... sigh
🔗 18:28EricTheOrange: i want Tungstun swords
🔗 18:28 Random_Robin: Glass were powerful but break after 3 uses
🔗 18:28 Omega_Lairon:
Nitrogen 
🔗 18:28Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: donald OP
🔗 18:28RobotHobbit: Brass at least makes sense to some drgree
🔗 18:29RobotHobbit: degree*
🔗 18:29 Zeke229: carbon nanofiber
🔗 18:29Metric_Furlong: OP Donal
🔗 18:29splatty1: I like dwarf fortress where steel is literally as valuable and much more useful than gold
🔗 18:29 Intrepid_Colin: Ceramic Swords
🔗 18:29originalskyboss: Most of a pair of pants...
🔗 18:29EGreif: Tugger Nuts beats the Bishop
🔗 18:29Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: pants simulator 2016
🔗 18:29 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants...
🔗 18:29 LRRbot: New quote #1888: "She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants..." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 18:29SilverNapalm: Going all Kill La Kill there Aex
🔗 18:29 Havok4: Everyone is super flippy in this game
🔗 18:30 Intrepid_Colin: So Kill la Kill the game?
🔗 18:30 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts Bastes The Turkey
🔗 18:30originalskyboss: That Crit tho
🔗 18:30splatty1: was that the first crit?
🔗 18:30 AdmiralMemo: So... I wonder who we're missing in Chat tonight due to MAGfest...
🔗 18:30not_the_batman: ham mode activated
🔗 18:30 Intrepid_Colin: @Omega_lairon We decided that the evil king is named Tugger Nutts
🔗 18:30not_the_batman: 2nd crit I've seen
🔗 18:31rikadyn: Tugger Nuts and the cream pie catastrophe
🔗 18:31RobotHobbit: I have a question: why are all these enemies the giants from Dark Souls?
🔗 18:31 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts Meets The Well-Groomed Pussy... cat
🔗 18:31Jovh11: I like how Kaze is supposed to train Hana but she's the one wrecking
🔗 18:31originalskyboss: Oh he ded
🔗 18:32 Omega_Lairon: !death
🔗 18:32 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright on Heather's Handhelds
🔗 18:32Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts? i barely know her
🔗 18:32RobotHobbit: He needed to git gud
🔗 18:32 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts and the Furry Beaver Catastrophe
🔗 18:32rikadyn: Tugger Nuts Polishes his Dolphin
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Gets A Facial
🔗 18:32Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the shackled fist
🔗 18:32 mtvcdm: We are all horrible disgusting people.
🔗 18:32Theicyhandofdeath: yes we are
🔗 18:32Slacker1977: A Rat Shaman? Shadowrun confirmed!
🔗 18:32HGToribio: hello may i die
🔗 18:33Lynks_9: Tugger Nuts and the hard School Lesson
🔗 18:33EGreif: Tugger Nuts injects the marinade: A kid's cook book.
🔗 18:33originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts beats off his assailants
🔗 18:33daneislazy: What do you mean, these all seem like perfectly innocent book titles
🔗 18:33 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts Chokes the Chicken: Special Fried Chicken Recipe
🔗 18:33ArtofDaDress: Alex, will you be playing Layers of Fear now that its fully released?
🔗 18:33 mtvcdm: I love the youth-sportsmanship title, Tugger Nuts Goes All The Way.
🔗 18:33Sektor88: Tugger Nuts Goes Down Under
🔗 18:34rikadyn: Tugger Nutts tosses a salad
🔗 18:34originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts Vs the Dragon
🔗 18:34EGreif: Tugger Nutts butters some buns.
🔗 18:34 bv310: Tugger Nutts and the Sticky Sunday
🔗 18:34 SchalaKitty: Tugger Nuts and the Purple Helmet Warrior
🔗 18:34jt_1258: what chapter are ya at @loadingreadyrun
🔗 18:34 Intrepid_Colin: Layers of Fear still has my favorite Alex scare of all time
🔗 18:34Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts intrepid companion jerky the one eyed snake
🔗 18:35 DarkMorford: Tugger Nutts and the Giant Bone
🔗 18:35ArtofDaDress:
@Intrepid_colin the giant baby head that was the first jumpscare? 
🔗 18:35 Sisyphus_NZ: Tugger Nutts Goes Spelunking
🔗 18:35rikadyn: Tugger Nutts and the Backdoor Bonanza
🔗 18:35originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Silicone Protector
🔗 18:35 Intrepid_Colin: @Artofdadress When he ripped off his headphones? Yeah
🔗 18:35 muondecay: Tugger Nuts and the Secret of the Sagging Tree
🔗 18:35 DarkMorford: Tugger Nutts Goes For a Cruise
🔗 18:35Kumoriha: urgh...not a fan of the shifting camera angle
🔗 18:36Sektor88: Tugger Nuts and the Deep Tissue Massage
🔗 18:36ArtofDaDress: Tugger Nuts Armageddon
🔗 18:36Caerlocc: @kumoriha that's configurable
🔗 18:36Lynks_9: Tugger Nuts and the Holy Sword
🔗 18:36originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Embarrassing Reveal
🔗 18:36 Sylenctone: Tugger Nuts and the Motorboat Expedition
🔗 18:36 bv310: I think my favourite Alex scare was when James got Beej and Alex during Fatal Fram
🔗 18:36rikadyn: Tugger Nutts Visits Thailand
🔗 18:36 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts Makes a Baby: The new Parents guide
🔗 18:36Kumoriha: I know you can remove the animation scenes, but can you just remove the twisting?
🔗 18:37croisvoix1: @Bv310, their screams legit made me fall out of the chair
🔗 18:37Caerlocc: yeah, you pick one of four camera types
🔗 18:37Kumoriha: Ahh thank goodness
🔗 18:37SquareDotCube: Tugger Nutts Teaches Vietnamese Economics
🔗 18:37EGreif: Tugger Nutts and the big dirty pillows.
🔗 18:37 Nuurgle: you can't just ASK people about their transformation, Alex!
🔗 18:37 Mangledpixel: you are tolarated!
🔗 18:37 SketchyDetails: love when the commercial is for the game being played
🔗 18:37originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Embarrassing Wait
🔗 18:37ArtofDaDress: Tugger Nuts Adventures IX: The Return of the Dawn of the First Council of Judgement's Fall Collector's Edition!!
🔗 18:38splatty1: so pairing up boosts stats but no longer allows the bonus attacks?
🔗 18:38 SchalaKitty: Tugger Nuts Plays With Blue Balls - That's an early reader book
🔗 18:38Caerlocc: @splatty1 yup
🔗 18:38 Havok4: In this universe they do all have pointed ears.
🔗 18:38RobotHobbit: #notalldragons
🔗 18:38 Anubis169:

🔗 18:38 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts Finishes Too Soon: Strange Dinners at the S.O.'s parents house
🔗 18:38Sektor88:
Tugger Nuts Digs a Deeper Hole 
🔗 18:38EGreif: Tugger Nutts undercover
🔗 18:38the_seldom_seen_kid: I hope we can see Oxenfree tonight on let's Nope
🔗 18:38rikadyn: Tugger Nutts visits a clinic
🔗 18:38croisvoix1: Alex why must you remind me of all my dating before my current partner
🔗 18:39originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the secrets of the closet
🔗 18:39Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the crazy twister
🔗 18:39 TheMoatman: TIL that Tugger Nutts is the goat
🔗 18:39 Nuurgle: you learned skill "Physician, Heal Thyself"
🔗 18:39 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts And The Sticky Wicket
🔗 18:39 Anubis169: bless you
🔗 18:40rikadyn: Tugger Nuts Oils Up
🔗 18:40originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Sidewalk Slam
🔗 18:40 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts and the Chamber of Secrets and the Closet of Sadness
🔗 18:40Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: cmon and slam
🔗 18:40 gallowsAnatomy: I am sad to discover that Tugger Nuts isn't a real series.
🔗 18:40Compleatly: I don't think you need to level Mozume up to get her to join you Heather.
🔗 18:40goodmorningandwelcome: Tugger Nutts get's spunky and energetic
🔗 18:40Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts meets michael jordan
🔗 18:40Metric_Furlong: Tugger Nutts Butts In
🔗 18:40 mtvcdm: Our opponents should get familiar with that helpful book about coping with defeat, Tugger Nutts Turns Tail.
🔗 18:41rikadyn: Tugger Nutts gets Drilled
🔗 18:41goodmorningandwelcome: Can we teach Lrr bot to generate Tugger Nutts?
🔗 18:41 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Learns About Fan Service
🔗 18:41 DarkMorford: Tugger Nutts Services a Fan
🔗 18:41 mtvcdm: I get the feeling it would be quickly and heavily abused.
🔗 18:41rikadyn: @Atrophonian Tugger Nutts Learns about Fan fiction
🔗 18:41 TheMoatman: Also, an upcoming crapshot is amazing
🔗 18:41Metric_Furlong: the bird-watching themed adventure: Tugger Nutts find some Great Tits
🔗 18:41EGreif: Tugger Nutts gets horny. A growing up tale.
🔗 18:42the_seldom_seen_kid: Tugger Nuts in "Nuts Deep: An Underwater Tale"
🔗 18:42 mtvcdm: I think that in order to have a Tugger Nutts joke made, you have to be able to make it yourself.
🔗 18:42Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts great internet adventure
🔗 18:42Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: uh yeah tsundere hentai
🔗 18:42ArtofDaDress: Heather pls
🔗 18:42originalskyboss: Heather "they call that Hentai" Dery
🔗 18:42splatty1: she just got orphaned alex
🔗 18:42 SchalaKitty: @Metric_Furlong - Don't forget the sequel: Tugger Nutts Looks at Some Boobies.
🔗 18:42 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Picks Nuts
🔗 18:42 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts and the 3 Billy Goats Gruff: A coming out story
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I need to get back to groin my moe!
🔗 18:42 LRRbot: New quote #1889: "I need to get back to groin my moe!" —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 18:42 TheMoatman: Paul Giamoe?
🔗 18:42 Omega_Lairon: Tugger Nutts Meets The Bean Flicker
🔗 18:42 Sisyphus_NZ: Tugger Nutts and the Moe Harvest
🔗 18:42 muondecay: Tugger Nutts and the Steely Spear: An Introduction to Metallurgy
🔗 18:42Lynks_9: Tugger Nuts and the Touching Moment
🔗 18:43Slacker1977: Hm , Hodor sounds very stern.
🔗 18:43goodmorningandwelcome: Tugger Nutts goes full bush
🔗 18:43originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Shipping Shelf
🔗 18:43originalskyboss: a guide to dating
🔗 18:43 Frednotbob: Why are all my advertisements in French now?
🔗 18:43SquareDotCube: "Fire hot! Fire always hot!"
🔗 18:43 Omega_Lairon: 420 Fate-It
🔗 18:43goodmorningandwelcome: usually my fate involves fire
🔗 18:43originalskyboss: Like some sort of Fire Emblem?
🔗 18:43 Intrepid_Colin: I like setting things on fire... Because life is like fire... emo
🔗 18:44Theicyhandofdeath: dear dr alex please pull a reverse watch and play and make graham play devil daggers
🔗 18:44 gallowsAnatomy: I like the fight girl.
🔗 18:44rikadyn: Tugger Nuts bashes a bishop
🔗 18:44goodmorningandwelcome: Like some sort of Fire Emblem fate?
🔗 18:44Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: rinkah hard AF
🔗 18:44 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Plays With Fire
🔗 18:44DirgeNovak: !uptime
🔗 18:44 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:41:49.
🔗 18:44lord_souls: I like her fire and battle
🔗 18:44EGreif: Tugger Nutts eats out: A Children's Restaurant guide.
🔗 18:44 Couraster: "Have you ever thought of using divination... NOT for murder?"
🔗 18:44Compleatly: !polls
🔗 18:44 LRRbot: No active polls.
🔗 18:44originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Dousing Rod
🔗 18:44 TheMoatman: Tugger Nutts and the maypole dance
🔗 18:44splatty1: so random people just show up to work the shops?
🔗 18:44 Frednotbob: Tugger Nuts and the Tiny Ball.
🔗 18:45Sektor88: Tugger Nutts and the angry inch
🔗 18:45 TheMoatman: Tugger Nutts ships a pair
🔗 18:45Compleatly: Heather did you still want to do the polls and stuff for the support conversations
🔗 18:45Slacker1977: Beans? Is this Mario & Luigi?
🔗 18:45 atrophonian: Kawaii Dragon-san!
🔗 18:45goodmorningandwelcome: Tugger Nutts feed's his dragon
🔗 18:45 gallowsAnatomy: I love this dragon.
🔗 18:45RobotHobbit: Teeny Dagron!
🔗 18:45 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nutts Takes an Adveture with a Queen, a Bear, and a Fairy.
🔗 18:45 Akaiatana: Cori is now a has-bean
🔗 18:45Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: She literally shits gold bricks
🔗 18:45 korvys: That was delicious lady Hodor. There she goes, delicious lady hodor
🔗 18:46 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold.
🔗 18:46 LRRbot: New quote #1890: "I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 18:46KarnEvil subscribed for 20 months in a row!
🔗 18:46 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, KarnEvil! (Today's storm count: 3)
🔗 18:46 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Levels Up His Dagger
🔗 18:46 atrophonian: But-Loir?
🔗 18:46originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Quiet Parlor
🔗 18:46EGreif: Tugger Nuts and the dark chocolate cavern.
🔗 18:46RobotHobbit: RECEIVE THE TEA
🔗 18:46 Intrepid_Colin: Sure you can pet your Pokemon but not your Love Interests. WGE!
🔗 18:46 Lord_Hosk: AHHHH! this is too spoopy for me!
🔗 18:46goodmorningandwelcome: well you CAN touch their face during that bit but nothing happens
🔗 18:47rikadyn: Tugger Nutts drops a Load: A forklift operators guide
🔗 18:47 lutemuch: can't...watch...spoilers. Ugh not getting my game until Tuesday at the earliest
🔗 18:47 Lord_Hosk: Why do you have to play such scary games on lets nope
🔗 18:47Theicyhandofdeath: pimp my emblem
🔗 18:47EGreif: Heather: PONYTAIL!
🔗 18:47 lutemuch: what game is let's nope?
🔗 18:47Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: if course its in the miku games
🔗 18:47goodmorningandwelcome: I suddenly feel way weirder about pokemon amie
🔗 18:47 SkylerRingtail: A Fire Emblem with a base management? I *need* this game
🔗 18:47 Zeke229: dear dr alex, can i touch your face? i promise to wear gloves
🔗 18:47DirgeNovak: Should I get this or Awakening first to get into the series?
🔗 18:47originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts builds a Rod Shop
🔗 18:47 gallowsAnatomy: Tugger nuts and the rod shop
🔗 18:48 DarkMorford: Tugger Nutts Visits the Rod Shop
🔗 18:48Compleatly: DirgeNovak: This game is literally just awakening but better.
🔗 18:48 blackwlf: @Lutemuch They will be continuing Oxenfree.
🔗 18:48RvLeshrac: Rod shop, where you enhance your rods.
🔗 18:48 Intrepid_Colin: That is a he
🔗 18:48Caerlocc: @dirgenovak awakening is cheaper because it's only one game
🔗 18:48 Clench_Eastwood: @Lutemuch Oxenfree, then if there's time, Layers of Fear
🔗 18:48 TheMoatman: Good ol Forklift Driver Klaus
🔗 18:48Compleatly: DirgeNovak: Birthrights is more like the new games (Read: not as good). Conquest is like the old games but is much, much harder.
🔗 18:48RobotHobbit: That DID not sound like cooking!
🔗 18:48originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Impressive Loaf
🔗 18:49Dagund5: Ur friends do know subaki is a guy right
🔗 18:49 TheMoatman: I'd be more impressed if they made Touhou with beans
🔗 18:49 Lord_Hosk: What about that trend in schools where people sneak up behind others, especially their teachers, and just...
🔗 18:49 Lord_Hosk: Lick there earlobe the run away yelling "FOR ALEX!"
🔗 18:49 Lord_Hosk: their (dam)
🔗 18:49Sektor88: Don't woy Alex I stagger save
🔗 18:49 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, Ive been following your comic, it's looking pretty awesome.
🔗 18:49 korvys: Oh, the forklift driver thing? Wow, I remember that being passed around at lan parties around... 2000?
🔗 18:49 Intrepid_Colin: Fire is Friend
🔗 18:49SilverNapalm: HODOR
🔗 18:49SquareDotCube: It's a Nintendo game, stagger saving isn't that necessary
🔗 18:49 Havok4: Hodor has faith in herself.
🔗 18:49JCorg: No stagger save? Let's Nope started early!
🔗 18:49 lutemuch: this is why the special edition (or if you have all 3 routes) you get 9 saves
🔗 18:49RobotHobbit: Ride into the YOLO zone
🔗 18:50 mtvcdm: It's Casual mode. It's not that critical.
🔗 18:50splatty1: This game has the grind battle option
🔗 18:50Compleatly: Alex has a point. There are some things that may happen to you that may make having two saves smart.
🔗 18:50Caerlocc: FFT was mean about getting you stuck to be fair
🔗 18:50goodmorningandwelcome: Always fear the plot
🔗 18:50 SchalaKitty: FFT will mess you up so good for saves
🔗 18:50Compleatly: There are some characters that can permanently die, even in Casual mode.
🔗 18:50the_seldom_seen_kid: yay oxenfree!
🔗 18:50 lutemuch: I refuse to accept FE with people that come back when they die....this is just wrong
🔗 18:50originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Returning Characters: a guide to diseases
🔗 18:50 Clench_Eastwood: What game? Alex was very quiet
🔗 18:50daneislazy: needs more dags, more dags!
🔗 18:50splatty1: devil daggers
🔗 18:50Arclight_Dynamo: Hello, all!
🔗 18:50 blackwlf: Devil Dagger followed by Oxenfree.
🔗 18:50 Clench_Eastwood: ok cool
🔗 18:51 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 18:51 LRRbot: Rating for Fire Emblem (working title) on Unknown is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 18:51Theicyhandofdeath: dags for dayys
🔗 18:51 Phailhammer: cya :0
🔗 18:51 vorox4: What is Devil Daggers?
🔗 18:51 Phailhammer:

🔗 18:51goodmorningandwelcome: I refuse to accept casual FE only because when someone dies my muscle reflex cuts in and I soft reset before I recall it's not permeant
🔗 18:51 Clench_Eastwood: Hodor, are you saying we're a casual thing? =P
🔗 18:51 vorox4: Night, Heather!
🔗 18:51originalskyboss: Bye Hodor
🔗 18:51 Curufean: Since this is casual does that mean I'm free to watch other streamers?
🔗 18:51 blackwlf: Game on Steam. FPS horror I think?
🔗 18:51 Intrepid_Colin: Bye Hodor
🔗 18:51originalskyboss: Thanks for the Shipping Simulator
🔗 18:51Theicyhandofdeath: its an amazing game that came out yesterday, alex played it on his personal stream
🔗 18:51Compleatly: Admiralmemo: Did Heather say she still wants the polls and stuff
🔗 18:51Arclight_Dynamo:
Oh, hey, Twitch finally sorted its *** out! I'm seeing an ad. this si the first time in *months*. 
🔗 18:51 AdmiralMemo: Compleatly: What polls?
🔗 18:52Compleatly: polls like these
🔗 18:52Compleatly: for the support conversations
🔗 18:52DoodlestheGreat: BILLY! What the hell is all this weeb stuff going on?
🔗 18:52 cantwearusernames is trying to remember if he already took his pill
🔗 18:52Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: are there one less than before?
🔗 18:52 cantwearusernames shrugs
🔗 18:52Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver:

🔗 18:53Theicyhandofdeath: red or lue
🔗 18:53Theicyhandofdeath: blue*
🔗 18:53 cantwearusernames: white
🔗 18:53Theicyhandofdeath: oh shoot
🔗 18:54 cantwearusernames: taking these things 3 times a day for a couple years has led to it no longer making any impact on my memory.
🔗 18:54goodmorningandwelcome: Forget-me-now's will do that
🔗 18:54DirgeNovak: WTF the GB Pokemon games on 3DS are going to be $12.50?! Eff that noise
🔗 18:54 SkylerRingtail: @Dirgenovak Seems like a reasonable price
🔗 18:5412 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 18:54goodmorningandwelcome: yeah I'm willing to pay that
🔗 18:55 wildpeaks: A pillboc might be handy, so youcan see how many are left for the day
🔗 18:55LRRTwitter:
@loadingreadyrun> Let's NOPE - Knife to meat you - Devil Daggers, then Oxenfree!: https://t.co/w4SHC1DZJ0
🔗 18:55originalskyboss: SIGNAL
🔗 18:55Theicyhandofdeath: SPOOP
🔗 18:55Arclight_Dynamo: cantwearusernames: I always turn my pill bottle upside-down before I go to bed, then turn it right-side-up after I take my pill in the morning. That way, I know I've not taken it if the bottles turned over.
🔗 18:55originalskyboss: We've got SPOOP SIGN
🔗 18:55 atrophonian:
-NAL!
🔗 18:55 gallowsAnatomy: so many spoops.
🔗 18:55Jlhonors: Spoopy noises!
🔗 18:55 Rhynerd: Hi guys!
🔗 18:55 pancakepanda3d: Contact!
🔗 18:55 emberBecky:
wooo spooptimes.
hi chat
🔗 18:55 Nightvalien28:

🔗 18:55DoodlestheGreat: Oh boy, this even SOUNDS awful.
🔗 18:55 WizardZedd: I just unmuted, and that almost sounded like a TARDIS
🔗 18:55 KarnEvil: prepare for maximum spoop!
🔗 18:55Rashagar: oohh I wasn't expecting Oxenfree
🔗 18:55 Mangledpixel: this game has such a great look, wait till you see it, chat
🔗 18:55RogueLink: spoops!
🔗 18:55 Nightvalien28: ch ch ch ch ch ahahahahahaha
🔗 18:55originalskyboss: CHHH AHHH OHHH
🔗 18:56 mtvcdm: This has promising music.
🔗 18:56 Nightvalien28: goooooood evening
🔗 18:56 cantwearusernames: @Arclight_dynamo I don't really have a designated spot for them and my schedule for them varies. it's take them with my meals basically. so I don't always take them at home
🔗 18:56the_seldom_seen_kid: OH BOY DELAY VOICES
🔗 18:56 SkylerRingtail: I have the perfect anniversary number for this
🔗 18:56Jlhonors: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🔗 18:56originalskyboss: HAI
🔗 18:56SilverNapalm: Excited for the end of Oxenfree! Part one was amazing
🔗 18:56SkylerRingtail subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 18:56 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SkylerRingtail! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 18:56 atrophonian:
Let's 
🔗 18:56 gallowsAnatomy: Hi alex!
🔗 18:56 emberBecky: hiya Alex and Cori
🔗 18:56 Rhynerd: Greetings!
🔗 18:56 Lord_Hosk: ohhh noo
🔗 18:56Waiska: Hi everyone o/
🔗 18:56sacrificialtoast:
I mean, I guess Devil Daggers has horror themes more or less 
🔗 18:56Sektor88: Hi Cori & Alex!
🔗 18:56 Lord_Hosk: Im spoooppped already
🔗 18:56dialMforMara: Cori: props for the CBC pizza shirt
🔗 18:56 chiropteraboy: Hell yah Devil Daggers
🔗 18:56RobotHobbit: Spooptiem?
🔗 18:56Theicyhandofdeath: i watched him play this yesterday
🔗 18:56 wildpeaks: Sweet, could view your stream of tgat game yesterday, my internet cant handle source
🔗 18:56 wildpeaks: *couldnt
🔗 18:56 Zeke229: layers of fear!
🔗 18:57 SchalaKitty: sounds like an awesome night ahead
🔗 18:57HGToribio: SourPls
🔗 18:57Sektor88: between 1 and a hojillion
🔗 18:57Theicyhandofdeath: ALL THE KNIFE HYPE
🔗 18:57 atrophonian: So. MANY. Daggers.
🔗 18:57originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Devi's Daggers
🔗 18:57Garfman314: when is this from?
🔗 18:57splatty1: like a billion knives
🔗 18:57SilverNapalm: Oh hey Alex, Layers of Fear got finished like yesterday
🔗 18:57 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:57 wildpeaks: 4 billions
🔗 18:57 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Currently playing: Devil Daggers
🔗 18:57 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 18:57 LRRbot:
1 death for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 18:57 TurboLover004: !game
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Currently playing: Devil Daggers
🔗 18:57 cantwearusernames: did we just enter the ethereal void?
🔗 18:57RobotHobbit: already I have questions
🔗 18:57 togashinaruta: Love the CBC shirt - i grew up with that logo
🔗 18:57 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 18:57 LRRbot: Rating for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 18:57Theicyhandofdeath: there r going to be a loooootttt of deaths
🔗 18:57lightspeeddash: reminds me of the Binding of Issac with how fast you shoot the knives
🔗 18:57Jlhonors: You can rocket knife shotgun jump. Glorious.
🔗 18:57 aesir_blade: How does the rocket jump work? I havent figured it out yet
🔗 18:57 cantwearusernames: is this the entire game? like it's ok if it is but just curious
🔗 18:58 Zeke229: this is an arena shooter in its purest form
🔗 18:58Caleb_QDC: This is ridiculous and awesome and I love it
🔗 18:58Theicyhandofdeath: jump and single click at ground
🔗 18:58originalskyboss: Yep This is everything
🔗 18:58 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 18:58 LRRbot:
2 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 18:58 elah806: Cori is just staring open-mouthed
🔗 18:58 Mangledpixel: cantwearusernames, yes, but more different enemy waves as it goes on
🔗 18:58 Lord_Hosk: Wait... Cori... is the C in CBC Cori?
🔗 18:58 vorox4: What... did I just walk into?
🔗 18:58Theicyhandofdeath: the enemies get bigger
🔗 18:58Nadriachi subscribed for 17 months in a row!
🔗 18:58 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Nadriachi! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 18:58Garfman314: how old is this game?
🔗 18:58sacrificialtoast: You can suck gems in if you stop firing, and you'll get weapon upgrades eventually
🔗 18:58 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: admiralmemo: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 18:58 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Hi party peoples!
🔗 18:58 AdmiralMemo: !death add 2
🔗 18:58 LRRbot: 4 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 18:58ExhaustedElox subscribed for 18 months in a row!
🔗 18:59 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ExhaustedElox! (Today's storm count: 6)
🔗 18:59 TurboLover004: This game looks hella sweet
🔗 18:59 cantwearusernames: my only complaint about this is the lack of music for it., it feels like it should have heavy metal playin
🔗 18:59 TheMoatman: Is this horde mode doom?
🔗 18:59lightspeeddash: wow really? floating point errors? thats pretty sweet
🔗 18:59 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 18:59 LRRbot:
5 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 18:59 Mangledpixel: cantwearusernames, later on where there is more stuff it would be too noisy
🔗 18:59 Zeke229:
but whats the story 
🔗 18:59lightspeeddash: the only other time i've heard of it is in minecraft when you get too far from the spwan point
🔗 18:59Arclight_Dynamo: Hrm. I *love* the art and style. I'd kind of want more from the gameplay, though. How much is this? Depending, I may pick it up.
🔗 18:59 Rhynerd: @zeke229 You are a demon that got a devil dagger but as a result pissed of hell?
🔗 19:00Theicyhandofdeath: the current record holder for this is insane
🔗 19:00Sektor88: now run to the center!
🔗 19:00originalskyboss: BILLY. Ya need more dots Billy
🔗 19:00LarkSachrosis: !Handle it
🔗 19:00 vorox4: So, what is the plot of this game?
🔗 19:00lightspeeddash:
Alex you need to get Soy Milk 
🔗 19:00 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:00 LRRbot:
6 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:00 MistahFixIt: !addadvice Manifest the Quake Soundtrack
🔗 19:00Master_Gunner: is the shotgun mode limited by in in-game ROF, or just by how fast you can click the button?
🔗 19:00Theicyhandofdeath: u r in hell with hella skulls and hella dags
🔗 19:00whiteadder1: oh hey a second weapon...
🔗 19:00 MistahFixIt:

🔗 19:00 AdmiralMemo: !death add
🔗 19:00 LRRbot: 7 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:00 LadyThrimbletrimmer: The problem is that you're trying to throw dots but all you have is knives
🔗 19:00Theicyhandofdeath: Rof
🔗 19:00 wildpeaks:
Cut on the dotted line 
🔗 19:00 Lord_Hosk: Alex! Watch out! they are trying to eat you!
🔗 19:00Kirkygirl: THAT'S A 50 DKP MINUS
🔗 19:00VoyRising: What does right click do?
🔗 19:00Theicyhandofdeath: nothing
🔗 19:01TacitusVigil: vorox4: We are Dagger Masterson, the last of the Illuminati. We must restore justice to the Single Plane via the ancient art of dagger-throwing.
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: Throw more dots, more dots, more dots, more dots... ok stop dots
🔗 19:01 Mangledpixel: if you check out their website they show a bunch of model turnarounds and isolated animations, you can see a bunch of stuff that you can't really see in-game due to the frenetic first person viewpoint
🔗 19:01 MistahFixIt: The DoT-ed line?
🔗 19:01sacrificialtoast:
this game is really cool and I know it's pointless for me to try and play it 
🔗 19:01rhobesauce: right click fires homing daggers when your weapon is leveled up
🔗 19:01 AugmentingPath: It is like Rogue in that Alex is bad at it
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: Hit it very hard and very fast!
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:01 LRRbot:
8 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:01Caleb_QDC: Ohai emberbecky ^^
🔗 19:01ACExtravaganza: how much have I missed?
🔗 19:01mrsblakeway:
when's aggro reset? 
🔗 19:01ACExtravaganza: !uptime
🔗 19:01 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:42.
🔗 19:01Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. $5.50, eh? That's right on the edge of being worth it for me. Maybe I'll pick it up on sale some time. I *really* love the art.
🔗 19:01splatty1: can you rocket jump backwards to get distance?
🔗 19:01 korvys: It's kinda an FPS shmup
🔗 19:01 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:01 LRRbot:
9 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:01Theicyhandofdeath: spoders
🔗 19:01 LRRbot: kirkygirl: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 19:01 MistahFixIt: We got skulled right in the dome
🔗 19:02 vorox4: @Tacitusvigil I assume that you're joking, but considering some of the video games played here, i'm not sure if you're serious.
🔗 19:02sacrificialtoast: walking into skulls strategy is really outdated
🔗 19:02 cantwearusernames: for the record ppl, the lemon maple slowcooker peameal bacon came ok. I kind of like it but it's odd
🔗 19:02 emberBecky: hallo Caleb_QDC ^_^ how's it going?
🔗 19:02 mtvcdm: More dots!
🔗 19:02 LadyThrimbletrimmer: "There's a lot of really subtle things about this game where you shoot knives at a bunch of demon skulls"
🔗 19:02Theicyhandofdeath: the man who circle strafed the devil
🔗 19:02 AdmiralMemo: It keeps buffering here
🔗 19:02EricTheOrange: Game needs music.
🔗 19:02TacitusVigil: vorox4: I think I was joking too, but the longer I watch the less I'm sure....
🔗 19:02Garfman314: those octopus/antelope skulls have have human skulls in them
🔗 19:02 Featherweight_: Are there boss fights?
🔗 19:02 Lord_Hosk: Im getting it too Memo
🔗 19:02 ExhaustedElox:
Wow, sometimes, simple is better. 
🔗 19:02 Carbonylcookie: So no Oxenfree?
🔗 19:02 Mangledpixel: Featherweight_, yep
🔗 19:02Banrik: adam just went live too, so many choices
🔗 19:02 mtvcdm: Oxenfree is soon.
🔗 19:02Caleb_QDC: @Emberbecky Flu at the moment, but otherwise fine
🔗 19:03 Mangledpixel: Carbonylcookie, oxenfree later
🔗 19:03 MistahFixIt: @Erictheorange - Do what I suggested to Alex on Twitter: use the Quake Soundtrack
🔗 19:03backwoodshuntergx: i love oxenfree alex
🔗 19:03splatty1: oxenfree later
🔗 19:03 Carbonylcookie: Ah good
🔗 19:03Jhardin87: are you guys gonna finish oxenfree?
🔗 19:03 AdmiralMemo: Carbonylcookie: Oh it'll be here. Alex just wants to get something out of his system before that.
🔗 19:03 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:03 LRRbot:
10 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:03 AdmiralMemo: Jhardin87, Yep. After this.
🔗 19:03LarkSachrosis: Just crank Superbeast.
🔗 19:03Sektor88: Classic doom would probably go well with it too
🔗 19:03Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: how about seabats entrance music?
🔗 19:03 korvys: Quake 2 soundtrack was made by Trent Reznor
🔗 19:03whiteadder1: Some slow classical paired with this would at least be interesting
🔗 19:03 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:03 LRRbot:
11 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:03mrsblakeway: You know what pairs well? PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAN
🔗 19:03Arclight_Dynamo: You know, if these devs did something with this that was more involved - levels and a plot, say - I'd be *all* over it. Day-one full price buy for me. I'm down for a seriously metal FPS.
🔗 19:03 Zeke229: speaking of doom, i watch the doom movie
🔗 19:04 AdmiralMemo: !death add
🔗 19:04 LRRbot: 12 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:04originalskyboss: Rocket Jumped into that.
🔗 19:04 Alchemistmerlin: pro strats, dive headlong into a demon skull
🔗 19:04Kirkygirl: Korvys wasn't the first Quake's soundtrack also made my NiN?
🔗 19:04Arclight_Dynamo: I hope they do something like that now that they have the engine and arts.
🔗 19:04 Ace__of__Hearts: why are we a hand shooting skulls and cephalopods?
🔗 19:04Arclight_Dynamo: *art
🔗 19:04 ExhaustedElox: I definitely want to hear Pepsiman's theme bumping over the top of this
🔗 19:04 korvys: Kirkygirl, maybe?
🔗 19:04 Zeke229: the doom movie is a hot mess
🔗 19:04 Nirvana___: Thankfully I have Rammstein going 24/7, so my soundtrack is working perfectly!
🔗 19:04 bv310: I had someone link me Caramelldansen
🔗 19:04 KungFuChemist: I assumed with a name like "Devil Daggers" that this game was going to suck... Boy was I wrong.
🔗 19:04Sektor88: zeke229 oh honey no
🔗 19:04 bv310: It worked oddly well
🔗 19:04 wildpeaks:
But afun hot mess 
🔗 19:04 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:04 LRRbot:
13 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:04 emberBecky: Caleb_QDC, aw well feel better soon. Sorry I haven't been around in telegram chat. I hestitate to start conversations when I can only really type in short bursts right now. =P
🔗 19:04Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: nirvana listens to rammstein 24/7 eh? huh. im actually wearing my rammstein hoody from the last show i went to
🔗 19:05 korvys: Kirkygirl, oh, i was wrong, it was Quake 1, as you say, not Quake 2
🔗 19:05 KungFuChemist: I've never been happier to be wrong about a game before this.
🔗 19:05 LadyThrimbletrimmer: !uptime
🔗 19:05 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:17.
🔗 19:05 Nirvana___: @Ashiok_nightmare_beaver Nice!
🔗 19:05 aesir_blade: The skull spider, the angry horn skull, and the double pylons all show up
🔗 19:05 MistahFixIt: So as the game goes on, the higher the number of ADDs gets?
🔗 19:05Kirkygirl: yeah, because all the nail boxes said NiN on them.
🔗 19:05 TurboLover004:
Get adblock 
🔗 19:05Kirkygirl hates her memory sometimes
🔗 19:05 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:05 LRRbot:
14 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:05 korvys: Kirkygirl, OMG I NEVER GOT THAT
🔗 19:05 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !game
🔗 19:05 LRRbot: Currently playing: Devil Daggers (rating 100%)
🔗 19:05 mtvcdm: Yeah, I imagined this was headed for Watch and Nope territory. Wrong.
🔗 19:05 Evil_Smurf:
I've seen NIN live 
🔗 19:05 KungFuChemist: @Turbolover004 I get it!
🔗 19:05 cantwearusernames: ok what does ADDs mean? Cam kept saying it and I thought he meant advent but now Alex is using it here
🔗 19:05 MistahFixIt: ADD = Additional Mob
🔗 19:06 atrophonian:

🔗 19:06 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Extra enemies?
🔗 19:06 MistahFixIt: Pr. much.
🔗 19:06 ElementalAlchemist:

🔗 19:06 Nirvana___: @Cantwearusernames Add's is a general term for generic excess enemies
🔗 19:06Arclight_Dynamo: cantwearusernames: Adds = enemies that are ADDED to the fight to make it harder. Usually little dudes in addition to abig boss fight.
🔗 19:06Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: basically fodder enemies
🔗 19:06Garfman314: it looks more like a mite
🔗 19:06 Alchemistmerlin:

🔗 19:06 AugmentingPath: why hello there every skull
🔗 19:06 Ace__of__Hearts: too many skulls too many skulls
🔗 19:06 aesir_blade: It cuirls up into itself if you look at it funny
🔗 19:06fastlane250: I just got here and what is this
🔗 19:06Kirkygirl: holy jesus christ there was a lot of dudes on that one!
🔗 19:06 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:06 LRRbot:
15 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:06 wildpeaks: Flaming clown mites
🔗 19:06Caleb_QDC: @Emberbecky No worries, I've barely been there myself. Jack and John have been chattering like kids with new cells, though
🔗 19:06whiteadder1: Can you shotgun jump?
🔗 19:06 SkylerRingtail: @Fastlane250 Welcome to Devil Daggers, a pre show to Oxenfree and Layers of Fear
🔗 19:06 MistahFixIt: As I understand it, It's an MMO term that refers to any meat-shieldy low-level enemies, typically in reference to a boss fight
🔗 19:06Kirkygirl: Korvys, you never noticed that?
🔗 19:06HGToribio: SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls
🔗 19:06Arclight_Dynamo:
Kirkygirl: Sounds like my first time? 
🔗 19:07 korvys: Kirkygirl, it was before I was aware of NiN
🔗 19:07 banwidthraptor: hello alex, cori, and chat I'm sure this has been asked but no oxen free tonight?
🔗 19:07mrsblakeway: We're doing Layers of Fear today too? Rad!!
🔗 19:07originalskyboss: Whelp
🔗 19:07Laserbeaks_Fury: My head canon is this is just Ash's disembodied hand
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: Do you have to reload? And if you don't why do you keep pointing at the ground?
🔗 19:07 Alchemistmerlin: So the character, at full upgrade, is just running around with his hand held out at shoulder length in front of him?
🔗 19:07Kirkygirl: but then again, I always seem to notice the weird little details
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:07 LRRbot:
16 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:07splatty1: oxenfree later tonight
🔗 19:07DrWreckage: Would this game be improved with more leeway on health?
🔗 19:07 Mangledpixel: the way I described this game before is that it actually uses a lot of design cues from 2d shmups, where it's all about movement patterns, rather than traditional FPSes which are all about AI routines
🔗 19:07lightspeeddash: wait Layers of Fear is out of Beta?
🔗 19:07 mtvcdm: Memo, pointing at the ground in order to rocket jump.
🔗 19:07lightspeeddash: or w/e it was in
🔗 19:07 Mangledpixel: gives it a much more arcade-y feel
🔗 19:07 wildpeaks: Yes just released
🔗 19:07 AdmiralMemo: mtvcdm, Ah
🔗 19:07 Nightvalien28: Lightspeeddash, yup, came out a few days ago
🔗 19:07originalskyboss: Alex with the 1337 strats
🔗 19:07lightspeeddash: sweet more HYPE
🔗 19:08 emberBecky:
Caleb_QDC, hehe yep.
I'm glad they can amuse one another.
🔗 19:08 SniperPumpkin: banwidthraptor, oxenfree later
🔗 19:08 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:08 LRRbot:
17 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:08OriginalGarwulf: Good evening all...and this is a bit neat.
🔗 19:08DigitalSeahorse: hi
🔗 19:08KamikazeAardvark: !uptime
🔗 19:08 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:39.
🔗 19:08 Nightvalien28: dear doctor alex you are cameron's valentine
🔗 19:08silenceaux: Maybe keep your distance from spider even while shooting at it?
🔗 19:08 Ace__of__Hearts: okay are we a monkey? is that why our hand is furry?
🔗 19:08OriginalGarwulf: A bit like a 1st person Gauntlet, actually.
🔗 19:08mrsblakeway:
Attack the weak point for maximum damage 
🔗 19:09 Clench_Eastwood: LRR Chat, is there a way in "Theater Mode" to hide or cover the top of the Chrome window? (The tab and toolbar area)
🔗 19:09 wildpeaks: !advice
🔗 19:09 LRRbot: Kiss the glove.
🔗 19:09 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:09 LRRbot:
18 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:09Caleb_QDC: @Emberbecky Me too, they're way better at generating funnies than I am, it's getting to be a good source of giggles
🔗 19:09 wildpeaks:
Lrrbot on point 
🔗 19:09 AugmentingPath: Clench_eastwood f11 for fullscreen
🔗 19:09OriginalGarwulf: So, how is everybody tonight?
🔗 19:09Kirkygirl: !advice
🔗 19:09 Mangledpixel: Clench_Eastwood, F11
🔗 19:09 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] He goes right up my *** every single time.
🔗 19:09 LRRbot: New quote #1891: "He goes right up my *** every single time." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 19:09 SniperPumpkin: clench_eastwood, F11 is almost what you want
🔗 19:09originalskyboss: WOAH
🔗 19:09 Clench_Eastwood: Ah thank you guys so much!
🔗 19:09Laserbeaks_Fury: Skulls...why did it have to be skulls....
🔗 19:09 Clench_Eastwood: Perfect =D
🔗 19:09the_seldom_seen_kid: try going for the spider's skull, and not the crystal. it looks like the skull is the biggest weak point.
🔗 19:09originalskyboss: I never knew about F11
🔗 19:09 Ace__of__Hearts: these remind me of the skeletons from prayer warriors but only awesome
🔗 19:10th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS! when i asked for skulls!
🔗 19:10 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:10 LRRbot:
19 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:10silenceaux: It's always behind you
🔗 19:10the_seldom_seen_kid: this is a really cool designed game
🔗 19:10 vorox4: @Th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5 What's that reference from?
🔗 19:10TacitusVigil:
Clench_Eastwood: There's also a button when you're in theater mode too, but you already have the faster way. 
🔗 19:10 SniperPumpkin: originalskyboss, it's sort of the standard button for fullscreen (only for some programs)
🔗 19:10the_seldom_seen_kid: the skulls look SO COOL
🔗 19:10 Mangledpixel: vorox4, Mulan
🔗 19:10Laserbeaks_Fury: Prepare for Daggerfall
🔗 19:10 vorox4: Oh, yeah.
🔗 19:10SquareDotCube: What's the chances that this has a 180-degree button like some old FPSes
🔗 19:10 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 19:10 LRRbot:
20 deaths for Devil Daggers on Let's NOPE
🔗 19:10 AdmiralMemo: An even 20!
🔗 19:11 Ace__of__Hearts: alas poor Yoric I knew him Horatio a man of infinite skulls
🔗 19:11 Grescheks: Laserbeaks_Fury, no, this isn't Elder Scrolls
🔗 19:11 SkylerRingtail: Settle in boys
🔗 19:11th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: @Vorox4 Mulan
🔗 19:11 Pariahwulfen: any chance of darkwood tonight?
🔗 19:11the_seldom_seen_kid: yay, more oxenfree!
🔗 19:11Kirkygirl: Skylerringtail, what about us ladies?
🔗 19:11 cantwearusernames: I love adventure games that let you use the controller
🔗 19:11 PsychoI3oy: i'm trying to remember if i've missed any of this
🔗 19:11 Mangledpixel: somebody's phone needs charging
🔗 19:11OriginalGarwulf: Oh goodie goodie...
🔗 19:11 SchalaKitty:
hyped for Oxenfree 
🔗 19:11 SkylerRingtail: @Kirkygirl Settle in boys and girls *
🔗 19:11Kirkygirl: hiiii Corey!!
🔗 19:11DigitalSeahorse sorta watching two streams now....it will probably crash
🔗 19:11 Evil_Smurf: Hi Corey
🔗 19:11 wildpeaks: Talkîg of games out of nowhere, Doors (bacon or death) and Californium are really sweet
🔗 19:11 AugmentingPath: Pariahwulfen the stated plan is oxenfree till we beat it, then Layers of Fear if there's time left over
🔗 19:11 PsychoI3oy: i last remember them being in a house
🔗 19:12 emberBecky: Caleb_QDC, yeh they crack me up. I like being silly but lack their stamina. XD
🔗 19:12mrsblakeway: Nobody panic
🔗 19:12 Pariahwulfen: also, hi Cori-senpai
🔗 19:12 Evil_Smurf: Corey, call Alex a butt
🔗 19:12 MistahFixIt:
Also, just thought I'd mention my Backup DnD character for this weekend is loosely based on Durg of the Spade, so thanks for the inspiration Alex 
🔗 19:12th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: it's been 84 years since oxenfree.
🔗 19:12OriginalGarwulf: Have we done Layers of Fear before?
🔗 19:12lightspeeddash:
back to the game where Alex spent Five Hundred Thousand Pounds on a plate 
🔗 19:12originalskyboss: OK
🔗 19:12Kirkygirl: love the shirt, Corey. CBC FTW
🔗 19:12whiteadder1: You could play layer of fear?.....
🔗 19:12originalskyboss: OK?
🔗 19:12 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Okay?
🔗 19:12originalskyboss: Ok
🔗 19:12mrsblakeway: Billy
🔗 19:12 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: ok
🔗 19:12 noakyy:
Oh sweet Oxenfree! 
🔗 19:12LarkSachrosis: \codefall
🔗 19:12 SchalaKitty: you're fine. you're fine
🔗 19:12 atrophonian: Alex, Call Cori a Butt!
🔗 19:12 Mangledpixel: ohkhay
🔗 19:12JinaMahavira: man, I'll have to watch the replay, can't have the sound on atm
🔗 19:12 Edgarware_exe: I quite literally just finished oxenfree ten minutes ago. Thats a really good game
🔗 19:12 d4_n0gg1n:
Well, if Oxenfree isn't gonna workout Layers of Fear is Complete 
🔗 19:12 Intrepid_Colin: But the Chat lies
🔗 19:12the_seldom_seen_kid: butt
🔗 19:12 mtvcdm: I would advise that Cori not eat a bridge.
🔗 19:12 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !findquote butt
🔗 19:12 LRRbot: Quote #86: "I put my whole hand inside a pig's butt and pulled out its innards." —Graham [2015-04-01]
🔗 19:12originalskyboss: The revenge of the Desert Bus "You're a Butt"
🔗 19:12lightspeeddash: yes Alex played Layers of Fear a couple of months ago
🔗 19:12silenceaux: All the information we have given you is questionable and delayed by 15 seconds
🔗 19:12ferretbadger84: Kitty!
🔗 19:12 cantwearusernames: Cori jump off a bridge. one that is at a safe height
🔗 19:12 Pariahwulfen: !advice
🔗 19:12mrsblakeway:
Cori call Alex a bridge 
🔗 19:13 tehcrashxor: Kitty?
🔗 19:13whiteadder1: Layers of Fear. It's what the prople want
🔗 19:13 MistahFixIt: Will we ever return to Layers of Fear?
🔗 19:13 Tangsm: Bridge is perfectly safe. Nothing but joy and kittens await you at the bottom.
🔗 19:13Jlhonors: Here we go!
🔗 19:13lightspeeddash: did you know jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is a 50% survival rate?
🔗 19:13 SchalaKitty: @MistahFixIt - That is the next game on the list.
🔗 19:13 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Chat has told me not to eat a bridge.
🔗 19:13 LRRbot: New quote #1892: "Chat has told me not to eat a bridge." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 19:13 Edgarware_exe: !game
🔗 19:13 LRRbot: Currently playing: Oxenfree (rating 97%)
🔗 19:13 Grescheks: oh, now we can pass the "game"!
🔗 19:13 SkylerRingtail: Second chance!
🔗 19:13Malphense: you can't trust chat it wouldn't be leathal
🔗 19:13 vorox4: Bridge, call Cori an Alex.
🔗 19:13 atrophonian: Good - You know the answers to the quiz inside!
🔗 19:13 Edgarware_exe: !game good
🔗 19:13 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 97% (92/95)
🔗 19:13th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: should have a close up of alex and cori to spook chat
🔗 19:13 PsychoI3oy: oh good i haven't missed any
🔗 19:13TacitusVigil:
At least we can get all three things! 
🔗 19:13 MistahFixIt:
I would pay Five Hundred THOUSAND Pounds to see that 
🔗 19:13SquareDotCube:
Cori, jump a bridge, it's the only way to look cool 
🔗 19:13 Wilhelm_Screamer: !up time
🔗 19:13 Evil_Smurf: if the pope told you to *** on a catholic bear, would you do it?
🔗 19:13 Wilhelm_Screamer: !uptime
🔗 19:13 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:54.
🔗 19:13mrsblakeway: Billy, throw more dots at the bridge
🔗 19:13Kirkygirl: Oh whoa. This is cool!
🔗 19:13atrophonian subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 19:13 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, atrophonian! (Today's storm count: 7)
🔗 19:13 LathosTiran: higher game audio?
🔗 19:13Sektor88: is the voice volume low for anyone else?
🔗 19:13 mtvcdm: Game audio up a bit, maybe?
🔗 19:13lightspeeddash:
is this bear a 2/2 or a 4/2? 
🔗 19:14 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !quote 11
🔗 19:14 LRRbot: Quote #11: "There is no amount of tips a 16-year-old girl in short shorts can't earn if she doesn't respect her body." —Kathleen [2015-01-30]
🔗 19:14 Nightvalien28: yeah JUST a wrecked submarine
🔗 19:14 Nightvalien28: because that's just fine
🔗 19:14 Evil_Smurf: it's werebear
🔗 19:14DigitalSeahorse: don't eat your dental bridges, that would probably be costly!
🔗 19:14 Pariahwulfen: game audio up plox?
🔗 19:14 atrophonian:
Woo! I rated an 
🔗 19:14Laserbeaks_Fury: "hehe....what's a Scrappy Doo..." *inside GOD I'M OLD sob*
🔗 19:14DigitalSeahorse: oh it's this game
🔗 19:14vladimortpuddin: could really afford to up the game volume
🔗 19:14 AugmentingPath: I'd like to report a typo...
🔗 19:15originalskyboss: So we're the anime hair girl?
🔗 19:15Arclight_Dynamo: Game volume is fine for me.
🔗 19:15 Wilhelm_Screamer: !streamtime
🔗 19:15 emberBecky: "their not videos" whoops
🔗 19:15 TurboLover004: We're always the anime hair girl
🔗 19:15 elah806: Did this game just shame young people for /not knowing what a photograph is/ ?
🔗 19:15Kirkygirl: Is this the beginning of the game?
🔗 19:15UEACSherman: !uptime
🔗 19:15 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:53.
🔗 19:15 MistahFixIt: YGottaHaveBlueHair
🔗 19:15 Grescheks: Elah806, no, it was the film reels they were talking about
🔗 19:15UEACSherman:
Oh, good! I didn't miss much 
🔗 19:15 Zeke229:
its blue hair, that means its tumblr the game 
🔗 19:15originalskyboss: Can we go back to the Ragtime station?
🔗 19:16LarkSachrosis: !game good
🔗 19:16 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 97% (92/95)
🔗 19:16Arclight_Dynamo: Elah806: No. It made fun of old people for knowing what 35 mm film reels are.
🔗 19:16 Nightvalien28: why not blue hair?
🔗 19:16 CleverCrumbish: Is it Jonas or Alex we didn't like?
🔗 19:16 atrophonian: It's a Radio that UNLOCKS DOORS!!!
🔗 19:16 AugmentingPath: Kirkygirl nope, we played the first few hours on a previous week
🔗 19:16ReverseCreations: Evening Chat. I now feel any puns made towards Ben last week were completely justified.
🔗 19:16Sektor88: Oh her. I forgot O:
🔗 19:16Kirkygirl: thanks, Augmentingpath.
🔗 19:16 wildpeaks:
Blue hair ? We're Chloe 
🔗 19:16 Evil_Smurf: this is the game where our friends are dead
🔗 19:16Phrixscreoth: Wildpeaks that's ominious
🔗 19:16 atrophonian: Shots fired?
🔗 19:16originalskyboss: *Sassy Snaps*
🔗 19:16LarkSachrosis: Hey now, there's no need to bring Russia into this.
🔗 19:16 Evil_Smurf: are we dead?
🔗 19:17 emberBecky: "Clarissa.. your text box is red. it's worrying."
🔗 19:17 LathosTiran: mics significantly louder then game
🔗 19:17 arcaneOmnipotence: Alex, have you noticed that the radio dial's color changes depending on the thing you need to use it for?
🔗 19:17 Evil_Smurf pokes chat in the grave
🔗 19:17 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: @Evil_smurf We all float down here...
🔗 19:17 Zeke229: SHUT UP REN
🔗 19:17 LordWolfwood: Can you guys turn up the game volume please.
🔗 19:17 CleverCrumbish: Oh, it's Ren we didn't like
🔗 19:17 MistahFixIt dredges 5 for Chat
🔗 19:17 AdmiralMemo: I like Ren, though.
🔗 19:17 AugmentingPath: Fortunately, Ren is good at reminding us we don't like him
🔗 19:17originalskyboss:
You wanna come up? 
🔗 19:17Phrixscreoth: 7 minutes in the attic?
🔗 19:17 Evil_Smurf: craig_t_nelsons_shorts I can see up your shorts
🔗 19:17 CleverCrumbish: Ren tries, I'll admit
🔗 19:17originalskyboss: How are YOU doin?
🔗 19:17 Zeke229: how you doin?
🔗 19:17 wildpeaks: All the cool kids go to the attic
🔗 19:17MrTulip: wait, didn't we do this part, or was that a different house
🔗 19:17 Evil_Smurf: Ren is totes an MRA
🔗 19:18 CleverCrumbish: @MrTulip, We did this part, and died
🔗 19:18 Rhynerd: Okay, anybody remember the solutions for the thing that about to happen that happened at the end of the last time we streamed this?
🔗 19:18 Zeke229: no Evil_Smurf he;s just a dork
🔗 19:18D_Man_7733: I hope we do better on this upcoming puzzle than we did last time.
🔗 19:18 Grescheks: Rhynerd, TV, celtic knot, picture
🔗 19:18originalskyboss: We're IN?!
🔗 19:18Jlhonors: Hacker radio.
🔗 19:18Phrixscreoth: Can't stop the signal, Mal! Can never stop... the signal...
🔗 19:18Kirkygirl:
GHOSTS OH NOES
🔗 19:18 MistahFixIt: Planet Status: Hacked
🔗 19:18DigitalSeahorse totes Evil_Smurf
🔗 19:18silenceaux: It still doesn't?
🔗 19:18 Rhynerd: @Grescheks good to hear!
🔗 19:18DigitalSeahorse: in a pocket
🔗 19:18Theicyhandofdeath: i am currently listening to this in one ear and the layers of fear recording in the other cuz someody said alexs reaction to a thing was funny
🔗 19:18 mtvcdm: Who runs a popsicle stand?
🔗 19:18th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: remember all of this crap happened beacause of ren.
🔗 19:19originalskyboss: Barter town?
🔗 19:19 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: @Evil_smurf To quote John Ritter "Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
🔗 19:19Theicyhandofdeath: its disorientating
🔗 19:19 Tangsm: Man, I hate when my ghosts are amok, but I so love saying amok.
🔗 19:19originalskyboss: AAAAAAAA
🔗 19:19Kirkygirl: EVERYTHING IS FINE
🔗 19:19Shirts_ subscribed for 20 months in a row!
🔗 19:19 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Shirts_! (Today's storm count: 8)
🔗 19:19Jlhonors: Nothing is fine.
🔗 19:19 MistahFixIt:

🔗 19:19 ElementalAlchemist:

🔗 19:19 Abcxyq: Oh good, corpses!
🔗 19:19originalskyboss: OH HAM
🔗 19:19Sektor88: Didn't we do this already?
🔗 19:19 Rhynerd: Nothing is fine anymore
🔗 19:19Phrixscreoth: They're dead, Jim
🔗 19:19 vorox4: Frack, Skrack, Fruck!
🔗 19:19 Grescheks: Sektor88, yeah, but the autosave was before this point
🔗 19:19 Evil_Smurf hugs digitalseahorse
🔗 19:19 Wilhelm_Screamer: !panic
🔗 19:19 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 19:19 CleverCrumbish: @Sektor88, Yes, we failed so we have to do it again.
🔗 19:19Theicyhandofdeath: sudden ham sandwich is sudden
🔗 19:19 wildpeaks: They're dead Dave
🔗 19:19 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 19:19 LRRbot: Currently playing: Oxenfree (rating 97%)
🔗 19:19 Edgarware_exe: the crazy ghost train has no brakes
🔗 19:19Sektor88: clevercrumbish: ohok
🔗 19:19originalskyboss: They're all dead!
🔗 19:19 MistahFixIt:
Crazy Ghost Town: Population - 10,000
s
🔗 19:19TacitusVigil:
Ghosthouse...the crazy new reality show coming to Fox this fall! 
🔗 19:19 AdmiralMemo: Gittem
🔗 19:20D_Man_7733: Where's the second thing?
🔗 19:20mrsblakeway: WHO YA GONNA CALL?
🔗 19:20Phrixscreoth: "We"
🔗 19:20RobertMerlow subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 19:20 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, RobertMerlow! (Today's storm count: 9)
🔗 19:20Sektor88: oh yeah, we totally scrwed up on one of the answers las time
🔗 19:20Theicyhandofdeath: very particular set of skills
🔗 19:20 Tangsm: Bugs Bunny. That is who we call in this game.
🔗 19:20 Wilhelm_Screamer: oh
🔗 19:20Jlhonors: What? Do or do you not want to be a ninja ghost warrior?
🔗 19:20 Wilhelm_Screamer: so I did not miss much
🔗 19:20 Grescheks: D_Man_7733, celtic knot on the wall by Ren (I think it's Ren)
🔗 19:20 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !game wat
🔗 19:20Garfman314: the quotes as emphasis annoy me
🔗 19:20 Nightvalien28: that is a lot of ghosts
🔗 19:20originalskyboss: Hey. Please stop messing with our screen Clarissa.
🔗 19:20originalskyboss: Thats not cool
🔗 19:21 atrophonian: Knot!
🔗 19:21 Rhynerd: TV, Celtic
🔗 19:21 Rhynerd: Knot , picture
🔗 19:21 AdmiralMemo: Radio?
🔗 19:21UEACSherman: Wait, didn't we do this part last time?
🔗 19:21 arcaneOmnipotence: painting next!
🔗 19:21 atrophonian: Portrait upstaris!
🔗 19:21DigitalSeahorse: yay it's the CBC shirt
🔗 19:21 Grescheks: stay upstairs!
🔗 19:21 Rhynerd: Picture!
🔗 19:21vladimortpuddin: PLEASE turn up game volume?
🔗 19:21 atrophonian: WOO!
🔗 19:21originalskyboss: Please dont reverse our Y axis
🔗 19:21 Edgarware_exe:

🔗 19:21 CleverCrumbish: @UEACSherman, Yes, we failed. We have to do it again.
🔗 19:21splatty1: spoopy map
🔗 19:21D_Man_7733: Did we save Jonas this time?
🔗 19:22 MistahFixIt: Please huff all of the dongs, spaceghostalien
🔗 19:22Jlhonors: Game got BTFO
🔗 19:22 AdmiralMemo: !game plox
🔗 19:22originalskyboss: How does one "Sport"?
🔗 19:22DigitalSeahorse: does Cori have a story behind where she got a CBC shirt like donating?
🔗 19:22Kirkygirl: Thanks Alex.
🔗 19:22 Grescheks: CleverCrumbish, I don't think we had to do it again because we failed. I think we have to do it again because the autosave was before this point. I thought the game was going to let us continue even though we failed slightly
🔗 19:22 AdmiralMemo: "engulf" is a bad word
🔗 19:22 LathosTiran: I think we're good on balance, thanks
🔗 19:22UEACSherman:
Thanks, @Clevercrumbish. I just listened to this at work the other day and had a huge sense of Deja Vu 
🔗 19:22Arclight_Dynamo: DigitalSeahorse: They sell them.
🔗 19:22 atrophonian: I Concur, @adi_pie
🔗 19:23Kirkygirl: honour? I somehow don't think so.
🔗 19:23DigitalSeahorse: oh it's through LRR site?
🔗 19:23TacitusVigil: Honor is irrelevant if you're already basing your premise on being amoral, ghostfrand.
🔗 19:23Arclight_Dynamo: DigitalSeahorse: No, no - the CBC sells them.
🔗 19:23 CleverCrumbish: @Grescheks, It didn't think so. P. sure you're right about the autosave but I was certain Alex couldn't continue after the failure even when Clarissa was being weird about it.
🔗 19:23DigitalSeahorse: oh ok
🔗 19:23 mtvcdm: Well then.
🔗 19:23originalskyboss: Yay?
🔗 19:23DigitalSeahorse: makes sense
🔗 19:23 Wilhelm_Screamer: oh did we savescum this?
🔗 19:23 atrophonian: Get Crank-y!
🔗 19:23Theicyhandofdeath: woot?
🔗 19:23 mtvcdm: Swim till dawn.
🔗 19:23Arclight_Dynamo: Wilhelm_Screamer: Accidentally.
🔗 19:23D_Man_7733: Well Jonas didn't die before did he? He was just "erased" for a little while or something.
🔗 19:24 AdmiralMemo: Gitter dun
🔗 19:24 Wilhelm_Screamer: how far back?
🔗 19:24 MistahFixIt: So we have... Until Dawn?
🔗 19:24Stratavarius: I think we just quit and it put us at the last checkpoint, which was at the beginning of this scene
🔗 19:24TacitusVigil: Nothing ever goes right for the Wilhelm family.
🔗 19:24 MistahFixIt:

🔗 19:24mrsblakeway: !soundtrack rad
🔗 19:24Jlhonors: Alex making some sick beats.
🔗 19:24originalskyboss: Sounds like the new Sherlock Holmes Theme
🔗 19:24 Wilhelm_Screamer: because this is where we left off last stream
🔗 19:24Malcairad: Hey A-Train, Sir, would you like to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:24 Rhynerd: @wilhelm_screamer the only checkpoint was once we got past the gate to this house.
🔗 19:24 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Had to adjust some stuff, am back now! How goes?
🔗 19:24 Wilhelm_Screamer: alrighty
🔗 19:24Theicyhandofdeath: who is champ?
🔗 19:24DigitalSeahorse:
Cori, that's cool
CBC
🔗 19:24 AdmiralMemo:
i, Fuck? Is that Alex's new autobiography? 
🔗 19:25D_Man_7733: Have we successfully caught one of the mirrors before we got the auto-response yet?
🔗 19:25Jlhonors: Kind of? Kind of?
🔗 19:25 Grescheks: LadyThrimbletrimmer, we went back in time and did better on the puzzle that we did at the end of the last stream
🔗 19:25originalskyboss: Wait. Nuclear-Submarine Monsters or Nuclear Submarine-Monsters?
🔗 19:25 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Burn the witch!
🔗 19:25 AugmentingPath: The former, originalskyboss
🔗 19:25 Grescheks: originalskyboss, both. Scarier that way
🔗 19:25 banwidthraptor: nope nope nope leave every man/woman behind
🔗 19:25 MistahFixIt: Gasoline fight!
🔗 19:25silenceaux: Sick burns
🔗 19:26originalskyboss:
Caved In... 
🔗 19:26D_Man_7733: I mean, I don't like Ren... but that was pretty funny.
🔗 19:26 Nightvalien28: you are always the drug guy, because you are always on drugs
🔗 19:26 Rhynerd: Well you did eat two pot brownies tonight.
🔗 19:26Malcairad: Mangledpixel you here?
🔗 19:26 Nightvalien28: ephipany
🔗 19:26splatty1: epi-tome
🔗 19:26 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Ephipane
🔗 19:26 AdmiralMemo:
It's EpiPen Fields 
🔗 19:26 PsychoI3oy: Epiphone
🔗 19:26 chiropteraboy: ephi-panini
🔗 19:26originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Random Epiphany
🔗 19:26mrsblakeway: Epipen
🔗 19:26Theicyhandofdeath: well i have 2 pounds of dice that should come in the mail tomorrow so thats nice
🔗 19:26silenceaux: You wish that Ren told her it was Epiphane or something
🔗 19:26 Tangsm: Elephanty
🔗 19:27 PsychoI3oy: Epiphone Les Paul
🔗 19:27 banwidthraptor: Huff a song Ren
🔗 19:27 MistahFixIt:
Ren you colossal bellend. 
🔗 19:27 Grescheks: that is not how film reels work
🔗 19:27 arcaneOmnipotence: From some research, the ghost/reflection choices can not be influenced by the player, they are actually influenced by the choices of previous players. Also the choices said by reflection ghosts have no physical influence on your choices when you reach the point where you make them.
🔗 19:27Malcairad: A-Train, you interested in reading Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:27originalskyboss: We're using a 32 mm camera for a carousel projector?
🔗 19:27 Grescheks: temporal tear is a mouthful?
🔗 19:27 SkylerRingtail: The OTHER SIDE? Nooooope
🔗 19:27D_Man_7733: So someone has to sacrifice themselves? I nominate Ren.
🔗 19:28Theicyhandofdeath: who is champ?
🔗 19:28 Zeke229: ren is an idiot Grescheks
🔗 19:28TacitusVigil:
Oh man, we're messing with the space-time continuum? But I gave that up for Lent! 
🔗 19:28 Grescheks: I second the nomination to send Ren through to close the tear
🔗 19:28DigitalSeahorse: Emphetomeme
🔗 19:28Arclight_Dynamo: originalskyboss: We had a thing like that in school. 35mm film that would advance when the teacher hit the button.
🔗 19:28originalskyboss: Ha
🔗 19:28mrsblakeway: Emetophillia
🔗 19:29 Black_Blade725: step 1 restore power
🔗 19:29originalskyboss: Epehonontallia
🔗 19:29Arclight_Dynamo: #TeamJonas
🔗 19:29silenceaux: I wondered why you were harshing on Jonas
🔗 19:29 MistahFixIt: Alex Ghosthat
🔗 19:29DigitalSeahorse boops Arclight_Dynamo
🔗 19:29Jlhonors: Reset, paved the save and restart.
🔗 19:29 atrophonian:
Learn to love Ren. 
🔗 19:29Arclight_Dynamo boops DigitalSeahorse right back 
🔗 19:30 Grescheks: you're with Jonas, but he thinks you hate his face now
🔗 19:30 AdmiralMemo: Ren's a doofus, but he's my type of doofus.
🔗 19:30th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: Alex, There is a Goast on your head
🔗 19:30 embyrr922: Which I don't
🔗 19:30 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, is there an option to give you more time to respond?
🔗 19:30 Akaiatana: Alex confirms that he likes Jonas Brothers
🔗 19:30originalskyboss:
The Step-brother zone... 
🔗 19:30originalskyboss: harsh
🔗 19:30 T3HF1GM3NT:
oh sweet, oxenfree again 
🔗 19:30TacitusVigil:
I'm just glad we haven't made a Jonas Brother joke yet...dang it Akaiatana! 
🔗 19:31splatty1: left is out
🔗 19:31Malcairad: Alex, sir, would you like to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:31 MistahFixIt: We only triggered 4 anomalies? Aren't we near the end of the game by now?
🔗 19:31sk3tchup: what happens if u dont respond in time?
🔗 19:31flamewave7: step brother, or clueless step brother
🔗 19:31 T3HF1GM3NT: have i missed anything interesting?
🔗 19:31Golldum: Boat keys?
🔗 19:31silenceaux: Take a long walk on the beach?
🔗 19:31 Grescheks: sk3tchup, then you say nothing
🔗 19:31splatty1: I think there is a flat route and a down rout to the left
🔗 19:31 arcaneOmnipotence: Maybe the dock turns?
🔗 19:31 Havok4: I kind of want to see a thing where a necromancer runs a ghostbusting service.
🔗 19:31D_Man_7733: Let's take Jonas and run away from the island completely.
🔗 19:31 AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt: Legobutts said about 1/2 to 2/3, depending on faffing about
🔗 19:31Rabbidrabbits: You have to go along the beach. There is no other exit from this zone
🔗 19:31 PsychoI3oy: I need to rewatch the QWRPline now that i'm not at work; had to stifle laughter too much
🔗 19:31 Evil_Smurf: step brother zone, like the lannisters?
🔗 19:31 embyrr922: Is that a door on the right side of downstairs?
🔗 19:32splatty1: ren, you are not here, how did you speak?!
🔗 19:32 PsychoI3oy: Embyrr922 i think it's a grandfather clock
🔗 19:32 Zeke229: dear Dr chats and LRRs, did yall hear about the Phone by Caterpillar, the digger makers, that has a FLIR camera?
🔗 19:32 ExhaustedElox: I think there was a back door on the hosue
🔗 19:32mrsblakeway: Her legs are the wibbliest
🔗 19:32 ExhaustedElox: Can you try leaving that way?
🔗 19:32Theicyhandofdeath: sudden incest is sudden
🔗 19:32 d4_n0gg1n: Mom's Spagetti Legs?
🔗 19:32 PsychoI3oy: Zeke229 that's not the first CAT branded phone; whos' it actually made by?
🔗 19:32 Grescheks: Zeke229, why does a phone have a FLIR camera?
🔗 19:32originalskyboss: Ya know, when I wear jeans, they're all skinny jeans. And not by choice
🔗 19:32 AdmiralMemo: Theicyhandofdeath: Well, they're not blood relations at least.
🔗 19:32 Zeke229: Grescheks, why not
🔗 19:32Theicyhandofdeath: spagetreket
🔗 19:33 banwidthraptor: how do you like the art style in this game alex/cori?
🔗 19:33SquareDotCube: Legs spaghetti, arms macaroni
🔗 19:33D_Man_7733: is step-incest a thing?
🔗 19:33originalskyboss: DROOOONE
🔗 19:33Anaerin: Elbow macaroni?
🔗 19:33 MistahFixIt: Why does a cameraphone need infrared?
🔗 19:33 Rhynerd: @d_man_7733 probably
🔗 19:33 Curufean: I want him to die
🔗 19:33 AdmiralMemo: Alex: No, but it's at least 1 step less weird. Still weird.
🔗 19:33 Grescheks: well, now he's a soggy weiner
🔗 19:33 LathosTiran: i forget the name but theres a mini usb thermal camera snapon
🔗 19:33 Curufean: I want them ALL to die
🔗 19:33originalskyboss: Pls leave him
🔗 19:33 T3HF1GM3NT:
d_man_7733 you haven't seen much anime have you? 
🔗 19:33mrsblakeway: Chat wants him to die
🔗 19:33 AugmentingPath: "I know that sounds whatever"
🔗 19:33 Zeke229: think about it chat, IR Dickpicks
🔗 19:33 Nightvalien28: wow she speaks fast
🔗 19:33 Tangsm: In general, you don't want to initiate a relationship with somebody you are already obligated to live with.
🔗 19:33 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] He's a wiener, but I don't want him to die!
🔗 19:33 LRRbot: New quote #1893: "He's a wiener, but I don't want him to die!" —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 19:33originalskyboss: Oh she turned into Aiden
🔗 19:34 MistahFixIt: @Zeke229 - "That's a hot dong."
🔗 19:34 Evil_Smurf: we did it to him
🔗 19:34 Curufean: Goahead and Die Ren!
🔗 19:34Theicyhandofdeath: is there a place where all the quotes go?
🔗 19:34 Evil_Smurf: probably
🔗 19:34 atrophonian:
You ginna let Ren die, Alex? 
🔗 19:34 d4_n0gg1n: Ren, can eat a pile of donkey dung, but he doesn't deserve to die...
🔗 19:34 SchalaKitty: I'm kinda glad it is happening to Alex too
🔗 19:34KamikazeAardvark: AdmiralMemo i've always wondered about that, why is it any more weird than 2 friends that grew up together hooking up?
🔗 19:34 Clench_Eastwood: Memo on point with the quotes tonight
🔗 19:34 Grescheks:
Zeke229, doesn't matter if you take the picture in another part of the spectrum, it doesn't look any bigger 
🔗 19:34jadamelio: @emberBecky hellooo?
🔗 19:35 Zeke229: they call selfies with the FLIR camera thermies
🔗 19:35Theicyhandofdeath: @Kamikazeaardvark family reunions
🔗 19:35 Clench_Eastwood: @Kamikazeaardvark well in this case theyre Step-siblings, thats why
🔗 19:35 emberBecky: @Jadamelio, hallo
🔗 19:35originalskyboss: You can stay away from ledges and water.
🔗 19:35 Evil_Smurf: digitalseahorse do you swim the a digital sea?
🔗 19:35splatty1: just a ghost induced hallucination, nothing to worry about
🔗 19:35Contiguouskittycat subscribed for 13 months in a row!
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🔗 19:35 MistahFixIt keeps on his toes, tips over, and blacks out hitting his head on a coffee table
🔗 19:35 Evil_Smurf: digitalseahorse like echo the dolphin?
🔗 19:35jadamelio: @Emberbecky Hows the wrist
🔗 19:35 Havok4: You have to go south to the woods right?
🔗 19:35Pharmacistjudge subscribed for 12 months in a row!
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🔗 19:35 AugmentingPath: Anomaly 102.5: Everything That's Rocks
🔗 19:36 AdmiralMemo:
KamikazeAardvark: You might be a redneck if you think family reunions are a way to meet women. 
🔗 19:36 Contiguouskittycat: Yay, you pronounced my name right!
🔗 19:36KamikazeAardvark: Clench_Eastwood if there's NO actual relation then i've never seen the problem but that might be something wrong with me & Theicyhandofdeath people still do that?
🔗 19:36 Rhynerd:
Don't forget to carry the
(I'm sorry)
🔗 19:36 d4_n0gg1n: Yay, some ginger demon ghost made me see your own, but no sweat, you'll be fine just avoid water.... on an Island
🔗 19:36 atrophonian:
Where's my Bugs Bunny radio? 
🔗 19:36 SkylerRingtail: Remember to look for the little piles of rocks, Alex, for "anomalies." Maybe they unlock a different ending if you get them all
🔗 19:36 MistahFixIt: Anomaly FM: All STALKER hits, All The Time
🔗 19:36 Grescheks: go for the pizza. Always pizza
🔗 19:36 AdmiralMemo: KamikazeAardvark: How are you on first cousins marrying?
🔗 19:36Theicyhandofdeath: my family does, reunions that is....
🔗 19:37 Pharmacistjudge: I'd laugh if there is a cheat code "Olle Olle" in this game
🔗 19:37Jlhonors: Game hits deep.
🔗 19:37Anaerin: splatty1: Yes, they got an extended-range military radio
🔗 19:37originalskyboss: If you're eating pizza at 4 in the morning, you arent sleeping anyway
🔗 19:37KamikazeAardvark: AdmiralMemo there's an actual relation there so yeah weird in that case
🔗 19:37 CleverCrumbish: So she doesn't know what a film reel is but she can make in-depth Blackjack analogies?
🔗 19:37D_Man_7733: I thought you couldn't fold under 14 or something in black-jack anyway?
🔗 19:37originalskyboss: The heart burn will kill you
🔗 19:37 Clench_Eastwood: @Kamikazeaardvark oh, Im not saying there's anything wrong with it, but to be in a relationship with someone with technically the same parents as you would be a bit odd, and difficult to explain to others lol
🔗 19:37 Zeke229: that was like throwing wet spaghetti at a ledge
🔗 19:37silenceaux: You baited him into it, NICE.
🔗 19:37 T3HF1GM3NT: god dammit jonas!
🔗 19:37 AdmiralMemo: KamikazeAardvark: Second cousins? Third? Fourth? I'm a fourth cousin to Dolly Parton...
🔗 19:37 emberBecky: @Jadamelio, eh. it's been hurting on and off today. overall I *think* it's getting gradually better but not fast enough for me. -_-
🔗 19:37mrsblakeway: Parkour!
🔗 19:37LarkSachrosis: Jonas hard AF.
🔗 19:37 banwidthraptor: you don't really fold in blackjack
🔗 19:38 AdmiralMemo: KamikazeAardvark: Eventually, we're all related.
🔗 19:38 Contiguouskittycat:
Jonas don't give an 
🔗 19:38 Rhynerd: Jonas is just practicing.
🔗 19:38 Havok4: Check the map again?
🔗 19:38Arclight_Dynamo: AdmiralMemo: Fun thing - the US is one of the only countries where first cousin marriage is illegal. It's legal in Europe and Canada.
🔗 19:38 SkylerRingtail: Anomaly pile below!
🔗 19:38 Clench_Eastwood:
@Admiralmemo I'd date you 
🔗 19:38D_Man_7733: what is it then? staying or something?
🔗 19:38 Clench_Eastwood:

🔗 19:38Malcairad: Hey Alex, sir, would you be interested in reading Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:38 Rhynerd: Doesn't wanna risk screwing it up in a moment of stress, y'know
🔗 19:38Theicyhandofdeath: I actually do have a cousin that married her technical half cousin (they were only related by now divoriced marriges, the flower girl was related to oth of them though)
🔗 19:38 Zeke229: Arclight_Dynamo, even then, some states allow 1st cousin marriage
🔗 19:38Arkilyd subscribed for 21 months in a row!
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🔗 19:38jadamelio:
@Emberbecky
I'm sorry, Meital and I are brushing up on civ so we can play once you repair
🔗 19:38D1cey1: The cheery music is back
🔗 19:38Arclight_Dynamo: Zeke229: Oh, really? Didn't know that.
🔗 19:38Karnasis_MtG subscribed for 26 months in a row!
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🔗 19:38TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: I think it depends on the state.
🔗 19:38 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: And it's not fully in the US either. It's state by state.
🔗 19:38 predmid: just don't fall al down te bottom.
🔗 19:39the_lone_bard: Well, I was busy buying ventollin, case breathing's nice... This doesn't seem like a spoopy game. Exactly how wrong am I?
🔗 19:39 banwidthraptor: you stay and depending on what the dealer has showing you can hit or stay
🔗 19:39Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil, AdmiralMemo: Yup, Zeke set me straight.
🔗 19:39originalskyboss: Ground hog day
🔗 19:39 banwidthraptor: each casino has slight variations on the game
🔗 19:39Jlhonors: I am also hope that.
🔗 19:39KamikazeAardvark: AdmiralMemo if you grew up calling their parents any sort of common family relation(like aunt or uncle) than it's weird, but in this case they JUST became step-siblings and have NO relation to each other so it's not weird in my book
🔗 19:39 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: I've got a lady in my church who was married to her first cousin (before he died of ALS).
🔗 19:39 Grescheks: the_lone_bard, slightly wrong
🔗 19:39ferretbadger84: She sounds like Graham sometimes does
🔗 19:39Arclight_Dynamo: the_lone_bard: This game is spoopy, just not in the regular way. It's deeply unsettling, not jump-out-at-you.
🔗 19:39originalskyboss: GLAVEC
🔗 19:39 AugmentingPath: GRAVEC
🔗 19:39TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Pretty sure....I had a back and fourth with a friend a long time ago about it. He's from Kentucky, so it came up. Then he countered by noting my state doesn't have that rule. My rule was "Yes, we didn't apparently abuse it like you all did" 
🔗 19:39Darth_Dredge: JOHN CENA!
🔗 19:39DigitalSeahorse: cena
🔗 19:39 Clench_Eastwood: @Emberbecky The Division beta is open on steam right now and free if you wanted to play that, I have it
🔗 19:39 atrophonian: GRAVES?
🔗 19:39originalskyboss: GRAVEC
🔗 19:40 muondecay: JOHN MADDEN
🔗 19:40originalskyboss: ?
🔗 19:40 AugmentingPath: GRAVES, probably
🔗 19:40 MistahFixIt: Numbers Station?
🔗 19:40NotJustAFleshWound: graves
🔗 19:40silenceaux: GRAVES?
🔗 19:40 AdmiralMemo: Graves
🔗 19:40 SkylerRingtail: GRAVEC?
🔗 19:40 AugmentingPath: CENA should be Sierra, I'm guessing
🔗 19:40Golldum: JOHN MANDDEN
🔗 19:40originalskyboss: Thats a terrible thing
🔗 19:40 Zeke229 pours milk into a bowl, then adds cereal
🔗 19:40 ExhaustedElox: GRAVES
🔗 19:40 Grescheks: AugmentingPath, yeah
🔗 19:40 emberBecky: Jadamelio, sounds fun. ^,^ I should brush up too soon.. it's been a while.
🔗 19:40silenceaux: That's odd, I thought S was SIERRA. I know C is CHARLIE.
🔗 19:40 PsychoI3oy: C in NATO phonetic is charlie; S is sierra
🔗 19:40 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: It's a faaaake
🔗 19:40 SkylerRingtail: Graves makes more sense
🔗 19:40 ExhaustedElox: They are spelling out Graves
🔗 19:40 Rhynerd: GRAVES, C WOULD be Charlie
🔗 19:40DigitalSeahorse: cena or seen?
🔗 19:40originalskyboss: Why use Cena?
🔗 19:40 MistahFixIt: @Zeke229 - Good. Functioning as intended.
🔗 19:40 mtvcdm: S is Sierra.
🔗 19:40D_Man_7733: I'd rather keep my name than give it to a grave...
🔗 19:40DigitalSeahorse waves hi to Rikadyn
🔗 19:40Arclight_Dynamo: Ren died? Yay!
🔗 19:40originalskyboss: Sierra or Charlie. B/c Cena is terrible for code
🔗 19:40 Clench_Eastwood: um......
🔗 19:40LarkSachrosis: Cena Pack one, pick one.
🔗 19:40 AdmiralMemo: Sienna?
🔗 19:41Kirkygirl wavest o both Digitalseahorse and Rikadyn
🔗 19:41 AugmentingPath: You can't Sierra, my time is now
🔗 19:41ReverseCreations: M for MANCY
🔗 19:41 mtvcdm: Ummmmmmmmm
🔗 19:41 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:41rikadyn waves about
🔗 19:41 Zeke229: DigitalSeahorse, AAAAA
🔗 19:41Theicyhandofdeath: so my high school english book has a section in the front of it for names of people who checked it out and somebody put Buff Mclargehuge in it and its glorious
🔗 19:41 emberBecky: Clench_Eastwood, thanks but I probably can't. My wrist is messed up right now so not playing much games. =/
🔗 19:41Jlhonors: I like how aware Alex is getting. It's nice.
🔗 19:41 Tangsm: He... said something really annoying...
🔗 19:41 Zeke229: i say go along with it
🔗 19:41TacitusVigil: Wait, if it never works...why make a deal?
🔗 19:41 banwidthraptor: sacrifice ren to the ghosts
🔗 19:41nattsan: Never does?
🔗 19:41 AdmiralMemo: "never does"? As in she's done this before?!>!
🔗 19:41 Clench_Eastwood: @Emberbecky ah sorry
🔗 19:41 Zeke229: i am a fellow meat human you can trust me
🔗 19:41BonSequitur: Off-topic, but inspired by Alex I started a Dark Souls run tonight where I went to get the dragon greatsword before fighting any bosses
🔗 19:42LarkSachrosis: normal normal normal
🔗 19:42originalskyboss: Just take Ren ok!
🔗 19:42 Evil_Smurf: slaughter the friends
🔗 19:42 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo ya they said this has all happened before back in the creepy house
🔗 19:42 emberBecky: Clench_Eastwood, is ok. thanks anyway. ^,^
🔗 19:42DigitalSeahorse: Zeke and Evil_Smurf, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 19:42 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !quote 33
🔗 19:42 LRRbot: Quote #33: "I am no longer moist." —Alex [2015-03-13]
🔗 19:42 AdmiralMemo: Clench_Eastwood: I'm guessing they can't quite differentiate between different people then? They think she's the old lady from years ago?
🔗 19:42 Evil_Smurf: digitalseahorse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 19:42Theicyhandofdeath: !quote 1
🔗 19:42 LRRbot: theicyhandofdeath: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 19:42 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo Im not sure....maybe?
🔗 19:43Kirkygirl: Where the hell is Jonas?
🔗 19:43 Grescheks: what rules? there's rules? I think we missed critical need to know information
🔗 19:43sk3tchup: !badadvice
🔗 19:43 banwidthraptor: we can only hope
🔗 19:43 bv310: Man, this game is sweet
🔗 19:43 SchalaKitty: Jonas?
🔗 19:43Theicyhandofdeath: once i get some more money im gonna sub
🔗 19:43 MistahFixIt reaches over to adjust the tracking on his monitor.
🔗 19:43originalskyboss: Thats not how reactors fail
🔗 19:43the_lone_bard: I don't like it when horror games get smart and unnerving, it's like horror remembered it can be scary -_-
🔗 19:43originalskyboss: Unless... bad physics
🔗 19:43TacitusVigil: Implosion from the water pressure I think they mean.
🔗 19:43 Grescheks: I'm a physicist. That's not how it works
🔗 19:44 AdmiralMemo: Ghost physics > Real physics
🔗 19:44 Clench_Eastwood: As someone who actually works on nuclear reactors....no, thats not how it works lol
🔗 19:44Golldum: thats how they fail to create nuclear ghosts
🔗 19:44Arclight_Dynamo: I mean... if the submarine was down deep, the pressure would cause it to implode if the pressure hull breached.
🔗 19:44 PsychoI3oy: Zeke229 i have asked who will port cyanogenmod to that phone, but got no takers so far
🔗 19:44 AdmiralMemo: ez3?
🔗 19:44 Evil_Smurf: Easy E
🔗 19:44 Evil_Smurf: are we NWA?
🔗 19:44D_Man_7733: oh hey look... 4 graves.
🔗 19:44 Grescheks: Arclight_Dynamo, yeah, but I wouldn't call that an "implosion of the nuclear reactor"
🔗 19:44 Carbonylcookie: those graves seem important
🔗 19:44silenceaux: With charity, the ??? shall discuss it prudently?
🔗 19:44Lynks_9: Arclight_dynamo, ism't this a short ways off the coast? there's no way it'd be deep enough for a pressure implosion
🔗 19:44LarkSachrosis: the Abbot
🔗 19:44 arcaneOmnipotence: Abot
🔗 19:44Golldum: STRAIT OUT OF COMPTION
🔗 19:44Darth_Dredge:
I'm a high school student, that's definitely how it works. 
🔗 19:44Jlhonors: Hill climb zone was my favorite Sonic level.
🔗 19:44 AdmiralMemo: silenceaux, Abbot?
🔗 19:44SquareDotCube: uhh... Check further left
🔗 19:45Arclight_Dynamo:
Grescheks: Well... uh... quiet, you. 
🔗 19:45 banwidthraptor: alex, are you aware of the Philadelphia Experiment?
🔗 19:45 Grescheks:
Arclight_Dynamo, 
🔗 19:45Theicyhandofdeath: crooked out of compton?
🔗 19:45Caleb_QDC: @Silenceaux Abbot
🔗 19:45Anaerin: Is that a tape machine on the bridge?
🔗 19:45D_Man_7733: Is it possible for the reactor itself to fall in on itself due to water pressure?
🔗 19:45Arclight_Dynamo:
Lynks_9: I choose to believe this island is right next to the Challenger Deep. 
🔗 19:45 SchalaKitty: I'm still wondering where Jonas is
🔗 19:45SquareDotCube: nevermind
🔗 19:45 AdmiralMemo: Wait... is this a reference to the Philadelphia Experiment? WOW!
🔗 19:45 Nightvalien28: Anaerin, several
🔗 19:45 Clench_Eastwood: @Arclight_dynamo so I actual have experience with submarine reactors, and without saying more than I can, if a reactor exploded while operating at sea, the pressure of the explosion would be much greater than sea pressure
🔗 19:45 atrophonian:
If Ren's Over the moon, it's due to brownies. 
🔗 19:45 AugmentingPath: lies
🔗 19:45 MistahFixIt: Space Ghosts and Invisible Battleships?
🔗 19:45the_lone_bard: AdmiralMemo that the one where they tried to teleport a battleship?
🔗 19:45 Curufean: stop lying toyour friends alex.
🔗 19:46originalskyboss: If the reactor fails due to loss of water pressure, thats most likely going to be a meltdown
🔗 19:46Arclight_Dynamo: Clench_Eastwood: Good enough for me - you'd know!
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: the_lone_bard, Yeah. Supposedly went back in time or somesuch?
🔗 19:46TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: There are implosion based nukes I believe, so maybe the reactor was damaged and did that? Although reactors are designed specifically to not be weapons, so...
🔗 19:46 deep_sea_fangly_fish: Just got back from FNM. lost every match, but got a Mystic Gate in my sealed Pool.
🔗 19:46 arcaneOmnipotence: I think the face Icon means their opinion of that person has changed slightly, though there is no indication of whether it is a positive or negative change.
🔗 19:46 AdmiralMemo: deep_sea_fangly_fish, Noice
🔗 19:46 wildpeaks: He ate a bridge ?
🔗 19:46LarkSachrosis: You wouldn't eat a tree...
🔗 19:46 Clench_Eastwood: The question is, will the existence of those tape players ever be explained outside being a game mechanic?
🔗 19:46 Rhynerd: Maybe the ghosts did make him eat a tree with the last second of poccession.
🔗 19:46Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh, no, couldn't be that. Implosion nukes have a lump of plutonium surrounded by high explosives to implode it. Different entirely.
🔗 19:46BonSequitur: Man, I loved this game so much. Incidentally, is there any chance of Firewatch on IDDQDerp?
🔗 19:47 MistahFixIt: Maybe Jonas ate a door... one bite at a time...
🔗 19:47the_lone_bard: AdmiralMemo the version I heard was it was a "failure" but in reality the area was covered in mist, the ship was sighted in like, Denmark or something, then it re-appeared and there were bodies found through the wall/floors and such. Fairly standard "We decided to *** with teleportation and it failed."
🔗 19:47silenceaux: Ren wants revenge
🔗 19:47Theicyhandofdeath: has lets nope done until dawn yet?
🔗 19:47 T3HF1GM3NT: well *** you too ren
🔗 19:47RobotHobbit: What's shakin'?
🔗 19:47originalskyboss: REN SHUT UP
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: the_lone_bard: Yeah, the stories are unclear
🔗 19:47TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: That's what I thought. Rather unstable too, b/c they can be too easily accidentally triggered, right?
🔗 19:47 Rhynerd: Ren not now
🔗 19:47 banwidthraptor: @admiralmemo in wondering they allegedly rendered a ship invisible or went back in time
🔗 19:47 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] You can't die, Ren! Because I have to kill you myself!
🔗 19:47 LRRbot: New quote #1894: "You can't die, Ren! Because I have to kill you myself!" —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 19:47the_lone_bard: Theicyhandofdeath I feel like that wouldn't work. Too intense and immersive of a game to really interact with chat properly.
🔗 19:47RobotHobbit: Everyone on tilt at ren it seems
🔗 19:48 Mysterious_Challenger: WELP
🔗 19:48originalskyboss: Ren, shut up so we can hear the radio
🔗 19:48silenceaux: Ren would know about High
🔗 19:48 MistahFixIt: Ren is an insensitive dick
🔗 19:48 Havok4: Ren is an expert on heights
🔗 19:48splatty1: Ren is the athuority on being high
🔗 19:48 Evil_Smurf: it was 420 meters
🔗 19:48Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Again, not really. A lot of modern designs don't have the initiator inserted into the core until before detonation.
🔗 19:48 Tangsm: Nuh uh. Yeah huh.
🔗 19:48 MistahFixIt: Uhm.
🔗 19:48originalskyboss: REN. Pls
🔗 19:48Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: I... uh... may have an interest in nuclear weapons design...
🔗 19:48 ExhaustedElox: God anything to get him to SHUT THE *** UP!!
🔗 19:48 Grescheks: shaved your cats?
🔗 19:48 atrophonian: Man, this dialogue!
🔗 19:48 Nightvalien28: lol
🔗 19:48 atrophonian: So. GOOD!
🔗 19:48TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, I was thinking of the original design proposals, not modern ones.
🔗 19:48 AdmiralMemo: Hahahaha
🔗 19:48Jlhonors: That was straight pretty good.
🔗 19:49D_Man_7733: Jonas with the voice of reason.
🔗 19:49 Rhynerd: Aw, but that was finally gonna be some fun with Ren.
🔗 19:49Stratavarius: Sounds like the rift tone is playing in the background
🔗 19:49RobotHobbit: Who the hell are these people?
🔗 19:49originalskyboss: That was very 50's announcement
🔗 19:49 SkylerRingtail: Break time?
🔗 19:49 Grescheks: that needs to be advice
🔗 19:49Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Oh! Yeah, those were held together by baling wire and hope. Wasn't until after WWII that they "GI-proofed" the bombs.
🔗 19:49 Clench_Eastwood: ya theyre all totally dead
🔗 19:49 Havok4: That needs to be in davice
🔗 19:49 mtvcdm: We're going to the science hole!
🔗 19:49originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts Closes the Hole
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo: Close the time hole: save the day.
🔗 19:49 MistahFixIt: Tugger Nuts Closes the Time Hole
🔗 19:49 theguywiththecleverhandle: Hello everyone!
🔗 19:49 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Seals the Hole.
🔗 19:49D1cey1: Wouldn't it be fills the time hole?
🔗 19:49Theicyhandofdeath: what could possibly go wrong?????????
🔗 19:49 CleverCrumbish: @RobotHobbit, You're going to need to be more specific
🔗 19:49 Evil_Smurf: I'll science your hole
🔗 19:49RobotHobbit: have thy been exiled for being phenomenally annoying?
🔗 19:49 PsychoI3oy: alex how long did ya'll spend on writing tugger nuts titles?
🔗 19:49splatty1: hit the anomaly you couldn't hear?
🔗 19:49 T3HF1GM3NT: yeah, ren is a putz
🔗 19:49BonSequitur: Tugger Nutts is going to be the gift that keeps on giving isn't it
🔗 19:49Malcairad: Alex, would you like to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:49ferretbadger84: Where did the name "Tugger Nutts" come from?
🔗 19:49ferretbadger84: In Qwerpline
🔗 19:49 predmid: qwerline
🔗 19:49 Mysterious_Challenger: 'I am SO glad I had that second brownie.'
🔗 19:49 AdmiralMemo: ferretbadger84: Qwerpline
🔗 19:50ferretbadger84: Is it a reference to something, I mean?
🔗 19:50the_lone_bard: Well he might be a weiner but Stimpy's still the ninconpoop.
🔗 19:50 Mysterious_Challenger: ^ All you need to know about how he's a weenie
🔗 19:50RobotHobbit: @Clevercrumbish Let's start with ren and why he's an ***
🔗 19:50 MistahFixIt: tl;dr - Innuendo
🔗 19:50 Wilhelm_Screamer: did I miss many spoops?
🔗 19:50Lysander_Gustav: Is there time to find all the anomolies?
🔗 19:50 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts and the Glorious Hole
🔗 19:50 CleverCrumbish: @ferretbadger84, It's a double entendre
🔗 19:50D_Man_7733: I thought we didn't like Ren, mostly because he would not just shut-up, and constantly dominated all conversations.
🔗 19:50Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts? i arely know her
🔗 19:50 Mysterious_Challenger: Wait, THAT word is censored?
🔗 19:50 AdmiralMemo: ferretbadger84: Not really. Just double entendre pun.
🔗 19:50 Mysterious_Challenger: wow
🔗 19:50Theicyhandofdeath: barely*
🔗 19:50TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, and from what I remember, though I might be wrong, that method was deemed too dangerous even for the Manhattan Project. Maybe less efficient too...?
🔗 19:50originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Sudden Posession
🔗 19:50 Rhynerd: That was quick.
🔗 19:50 Evil_Smurf: it's a prank bro
🔗 19:50mrsblakeway: Jonas is a DOUBLE AGENT
🔗 19:51 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Tugger Nutts and the Yapping Maw
🔗 19:51Kirkygirl: Alex, got back up
🔗 19:51 SchalaKitty: Um, I don't this is the right wat
🔗 19:51 AdmiralMemo: I love that Ren's icon on the map even looks stoned.
🔗 19:51Malcairad: Anyone here want to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:51 CleverCrumbish: @RobotHobbit, Ren is just kind of a dick. He doesn't mean it but he's arrogant and unpleasant often.
🔗 19:51Theicyhandofdeath: who is champ?
🔗 19:51Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: No, implosion is *far* more efficient. it was just less certain they could pull it off. That's what the Trinity test was about - they didn't need to test gun-type bombs (i.e. Little Boy) but they needed to test implosion-types (i.e. Trinity, Fat Man, and all subsequent designs).
🔗 19:51DigitalSeahorse: TUG OUR NUTS the Book that is the prequel to *** the Musical
🔗 19:52RobotHobbit: @CleverCrumbish Sounds like one of my friends in high school
🔗 19:52 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Eats all the Peanut Butter
🔗 19:52TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Gotcha. I yield to your expertise. If the Wraith ever attack, I'll focus on getting the bombs and you can focus on finishing them up. 
🔗 19:52 Black_Blade725: lol
🔗 19:52 Zeke229: alex, you should dye your hair blue
🔗 19:52 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Alex you're really great too!
🔗 19:52originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts Climbs the Mountain
🔗 19:52 Abcxyq: Alex is the most precious Alex
🔗 19:52Theicyhandofdeath: and lue hair
🔗 19:52Jeremy2D: You gotta have blue hair!
🔗 19:52 AdmiralMemo: Alex: Why can't you be more like Alex?
🔗 19:52th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: jonas exe. has crashed
🔗 19:52 T3HF1GM3NT: ok, bai jonas
🔗 19:52Lysander_Gustav: Tugger Nuts Goes to the Store
🔗 19:52the_lone_bard: This Alex is much better written than our Alex.
🔗 19:52 AugmentingPath: hello again alien living room
🔗 19:52fastlane250: I think it's a little late for that...
🔗 19:52 cheetoJack: Alex wants to be a teenage grill with blue hair
🔗 19:52 Zeke229: i wanna be a teenage girl, but thats cuz im kinda trans
🔗 19:52 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I've revealed my one ambition in life: being a teenage girl.
🔗 19:52 LRRbot: New quote #1895: "I've revealed my one ambition in life: being a teenage girl." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 19:52Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Fantastic! I promise you I'll be the doom of us all. 
🔗 19:52Jlhonors: But don't we all?
🔗 19:52 Akaiatana: Tugger Nutts has his fill the first time.
🔗 19:52Garfman314: he had his fill of being a teenage girl
🔗 19:52mrsblakeway: Being a teenage girl sucked - not reccomended
🔗 19:52 Mysterious_Challenger: yeeeep
🔗 19:52Phrixscreoth: Man it was halfway through that tuggernuts list before I caught on they were all dirty jokes
🔗 19:52 tehcrashxor: Alex x Alex OTP!
🔗 19:52 GreyFox0012: to be fair being an adult sucks too
🔗 19:52 lutemuch: as a 25 year old guy....I'd take being a teenage girl...fml
🔗 19:52 Mysterious_Challenger: Would NEVER go back
🔗 19:52 vorox4: I like our Alex, too.
🔗 19:52NimrodXIV: can confirm, being a teenage girl sucked
🔗 19:52 CaptainSpam: Being a teenager was great! Not being aware of how crap the world really is?
🔗 19:52 Mysterious_Challenger: 'golden years'
🔗 19:52 Evil_Smurf: Tugger nuts and the having your fill of teenage girls
🔗 19:52Kirkygirl: HIGH SCHOOL IS THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE? BULL! SHIT!
🔗 19:52silenceaux: High school was good to me. But it should never be The Best
🔗 19:52Lysander_Gustav: Nope
🔗 19:52 Mysterious_Challenger: grosss
🔗 19:53 EncanisMal3k: Tugger Nuts Dives Into Clamshell Canyon
🔗 19:53 Couraster: High school? Best? Lolwut?
🔗 19:53TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Just don't blow up 3/4ths of a solar system. 
🔗 19:53 Sylenctone: Wait where did jonas go?
🔗 19:53Malcairad: GODDAMNIT, I WROTE THE DAMN BOOK ANYONE WANT TO ACTUALLY READ IT? Ugh sorry rant rage
🔗 19:53DigitalSeahorse: I don't think Alex would enjoy PMS very much
🔗 19:53Arclight_Dynamo: High school was a living hell.
🔗 19:53 vorox4: I like it, Alex.
🔗 19:53the_lone_bard: Highschool was the best time of my life... Because when I quit after a year my life went to *** and 10 years later it's just getting better -_-
🔗 19:53 CaptainSpam: Man, that level of ignorance really WAS bliss!
🔗 19:53 Zeke229: thats...racist?
🔗 19:53Jlhonors: Are there any other types of women?
🔗 19:53Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: 100%, then. Got it! 
🔗 19:53Garfman314: as a high school teacher, I NEVER want to insinuate that to my students
🔗 19:53 wildpeaks: And a robot
🔗 19:53 T3HF1GM3NT: dats wacist!
🔗 19:53 LathosTiran: not the best, but the most relaxed as i had no major responsibilities
🔗 19:53D_Man_7733: Hollywood highscool would probably be the time of your life, if only for all the interesting plots going on.
🔗 19:53 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I'd go back to being a teen if I could be a teen cis girl rather than trans and deep in the closet
🔗 19:53Jlhonors: And how did that take an hour?
🔗 19:53 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Abuses the Euphemism
🔗 19:53 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I'd rather be a robot
🔗 19:53sk3tchup: quote bank that please
🔗 19:53 d4_n0gg1n: Alex why not be an Asian Chinese high school girl, when when you get old, you can be an elderly Chinese woman
🔗 19:53originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the quick session
🔗 19:53AerialPosterior: Alex identifies as an elderly Chinese woman.
🔗 19:53Theicyhandofdeath: as a teenage boy i can confirm a solid 60-90% is horrible
🔗 19:53D_Man_7733: Wait... Jonas and our actual brother are merging together?
🔗 19:53 Tangsm: Hi dead brother. We've replaced you. New brother comes with ghosts.
🔗 19:53 MistahFixIt:
Tugger Nutts at the Taco Buffet 
🔗 19:53LarkSachrosis: I can only really think of two classmates for whom High School really was their best years (yet).
🔗 19:54 Phailhammer: I kind of want to draw Alex as an elderly Chinese woman now. Just flipping a majong table in a blind rage.
🔗 19:54Arclight_Dynamo: I'd go back to being a teen if I could keep the memories and experience I have today. It would be great to do it without being a huge *** the entire time.
🔗 19:54 SkylerRingtail: Enough SOUL, perhaps?
🔗 19:54 AdmiralMemo: Phailhammer: Definitely needs the hat and glasses.
🔗 19:54Jlhonors: Alex has succeeded.
🔗 19:54RobotHobbit: TOO MUCH TALKY WORDY!
🔗 19:54 LRRbot: Currently playing: Oxenfree (rating 97%)
🔗 19:54TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Counterpoint: You're going to have to write ALL those papers all over again.
🔗 19:54 Phailhammer: AdmiralMemo: Oh, for sure. XD
🔗 19:54D_Man_7733: This is scaring me... I've never been so scared of brother/sister bonding before.
🔗 19:54Theicyhandofdeath: if high schoot is the est years of ur life than ur adult life must SUCK
🔗 19:54Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: High school papers? Totally doable. beats the *** out of law school.
🔗 19:54 bv310: I'm with Arclight here. If I could go back and be a teenager without being a colossal asocial fuckhead, I'd go for it.
🔗 19:55TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, but you'll have to do those again too, eventually. 
🔗 19:55SilverNapalm: don't forget to tell him to come to school here
🔗 19:55 Evil_Smurf: I would beat up highschool me up
🔗 19:55originalskyboss: Perhaps dont stand so close to the ledge
🔗 19:55Jlhonors: You be you, Micheal.
🔗 19:55Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Ha! Says you. No law school for me, if I could do it over.
🔗 19:55 MistahFixIt: !addadvice Do what you're gonna do
🔗 19:55fastlane250: I could totally be okay with this much talking in a movie. A game? Ehhh...
🔗 19:55 Evil_Smurf: for being a massive bigot
🔗 19:55 AdmiralMemo: The only thing I like looking back on high school is having friends, which I've missed having in the past 16 years.
🔗 19:55 cantwearusernames: @Arclight_dynamo highschool papers would be a breeze these days. like they're 1000-2000 words at most. give me a couple hours
🔗 19:55 atrophonian: According to Alex: Three Sheets to the Wind == Motorboating?
🔗 19:55originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts throws 3 sheets to the wind
🔗 19:56 Rhynerd: @atrophonian I think it's more chugging like crazy.
🔗 19:56Arclight_Dynamo: cantwearusernames: Right? *so* nice to do.
🔗 19:56 Grescheks: atrophonian, drunk
🔗 19:56Theicyhandofdeath: but u also get all the hormones that make highschool suck
🔗 19:56Lysander_Gustav: The boys in the hood have got it hard...
🔗 19:56 mtvcdm: I didn't leave high school with any friends. I just wanted out of there so badly that by the end I was trying actively not to talk to anyone anymore.
🔗 19:56 banwidthraptor: alex has such street cred
🔗 19:56RobotHobbit: I have no idea what's going on
🔗 19:56TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah yeah, when you accidentally alter the timeline so that Harper wins again you know who to blame. 
🔗 19:56 Mysterious_Challenger: Tugger Nuts and the radioactive submarine ghosts
🔗 19:56Arclight_Dynamo: Theicyhandofdeath: That wasn't a terrible problem for me.
🔗 19:56D_Man_7733: Wait... the construction in the backgroudn!
🔗 19:56 atrophonian:
I prefer my version, @Rhynerd and @Grescheks - it's funnier. 
🔗 19:56originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts gets Sucked into it
🔗 19:56Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Something something Captain Kirk. 
🔗 19:56 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Is Clarissa going to explain it all?
🔗 19:57 AdmiralMemo: Ren Plox
🔗 19:57Lysander_Gustav: Dude!
🔗 19:57 Nightvalien28: noooo
🔗 19:57 T3HF1GM3NT: ayy lmao!
🔗 19:57Theicyhandofdeath: @Arclight_dynamo but everyone else has the hormones too
🔗 19:57 SkylerRingtail: Annnnnd tragedy
🔗 19:57originalskyboss: NOOO
🔗 19:57Jlhonors: Ship it.
🔗 19:57RobotHobbit: What a jackass
🔗 19:57 atrophonian: Oooooh, Romantic!
🔗 19:57 Nightvalien28: nona you can do better
🔗 19:57Lysander_Gustav: Revival Theatre!
🔗 19:57 MistahFixIt: Romantic...?
🔗 19:57 Grescheks: that sounds like a terrible first date
🔗 19:57originalskyboss: Nona does not deserve Ren
🔗 19:57 AugmentingPath: Dating in nsburg?
🔗 19:57Arclight_Dynamo: Theicyhandofdeath: Right. But I have the experience of an adult in dealing with that shit.
🔗 19:57 Curufean: Ren, buddy, RUN FAR, RUN FAST
🔗 19:57 banwidthraptor: wow super awesome first date
🔗 19:57silenceaux: You know if the possums weren't frenzied that would be adorable
🔗 19:57TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: "Canadian City on the Edge of Forever" 
🔗 19:57 Nightvalien28: possums are great
🔗 19:57D_Man_7733: Why was the radio tower deconstructed?
🔗 19:57 Rhynerd: A possum shelter does sound interesting.
🔗 19:57 Zeke229: bustin makes me feel good
🔗 19:57RobotHobbit: Possums are little bastards
🔗 19:57Theicyhandofdeath: @Arclight_dynamo fair enough
🔗 19:58Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Pffft! Medicine Hat on the Edge of Forever.
🔗 19:58 Clench_Eastwood: Why all the hate on nuclear submarines? =(
🔗 19:58mrsblakeway: Idunno I dig documentaries - that'd be a rad date
🔗 19:58 MistahFixIt: I dunno about you, but I can't wait to read Tugger Nutts Visits The Bosnian Genocide
🔗 19:58 Rhynerd: "It's my leg"
🔗 19:58 MistahFixIt:

🔗 19:58 SchalaKitty: busting makes you feel good?
🔗 19:58D_Man_7733: Wait... are we the ghosts possessing Alex?
🔗 19:58 AugmentingPath: To end the chapter, that's why
🔗 19:58originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Puttz
🔗 19:58Jlhonors: Yeah Alex, you're acting not like a teenage girl.
🔗 19:58SilverNapalm: what if ren is just going crazy and everyone else is freaking out about her?
🔗 19:58TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: You would want to be an MD if you had a second chance?
🔗 19:58 T3HF1GM3NT: nooo! the ebil monster will show up in the picture again!
🔗 19:58th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: spooks!
🔗 19:58SilverNapalm: *Alex
🔗 19:58 elah806: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO BED
🔗 19:58fastlane250: Every time I hear someone outside of my family use "putz" it catches me off guard.
🔗 19:58Golldum: I AINT AFRAID OF NO SLEEP
🔗 19:58Lynks_9: in before everyone ghoests in the picture\
🔗 19:58Lysander_Gustav: Who's sharing the selfie?
🔗 19:58mrsblakeway: FREAKY GHOST BED
🔗 19:58 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Tugger Nutts ant the Nut Bust!
🔗 19:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: Any missing clues?
🔗 19:58 Mysterious_Challenger: WELP
🔗 19:58LarkSachrosis: Sleeping makes me feel good!
🔗 19:58Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: No, I'd like a nice hat if I could do it over. 
🔗 19:58D_Man_7733: do we keep exploring to find all the anomalies?
🔗 19:58 Curufean: This is how Fallout Started isn't it
🔗 19:58splatty1: you missed all the hugs
🔗 19:58 mtvcdm: Plot-relevant point of no return
🔗 19:59 Mysterious_Challenger: THIS PICTURE ISN'T GONNA BE AWFUL
🔗 19:59Jlhonors: So wow save before the final boss.
🔗 19:59 Tangsm: Plus photo is a good way to check if there are ghosts behind you.
🔗 19:59 Wilhelm_Screamer: did we find all 123 or so hidden items?
🔗 19:59Lysander_Gustav: Wait, they're saying you need to find more anomalies
🔗 19:59 overlordstowell:

🔗 19:59 Edgarware_exe: YOU COULD HAVE HUGGED
🔗 19:59 AdmiralMemo: Oh noooooo
🔗 19:59splatty1: no hugs for you
🔗 19:59Malcairad: Alex would you like to read Tugger Nutts and the One-Eyed Champ?
🔗 19:59 SkylerRingtail: Ctrl + Alt + Delete
🔗 19:59D1cey1: Why... so... serious
🔗 19:59Garfman314: become molepeople!
🔗 19:59 AdmiralMemo: Alex: y u do dis?
🔗 19:59 Mysterious_Challenger: I don't see any ghosts
🔗 19:59 T3HF1GM3NT: huh..no ebil monster this time
🔗 19:59Stratavarius: The game checkpoints at photos, so it sticks
🔗 19:59Theicyhandofdeath: that ship sunk
🔗 19:59TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Ok, b/c Spock is clearly wearing what you would call a "took" 
🔗 19:59 dougma: As long as Ren is left behind, I am A-OK with this
🔗 19:59 MistahFixIt: !game garbagesnowmen
🔗 19:59 AdmiralMemo: Garbage Snowman?
🔗 19:59originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and Everybody comes: A party planning book/
🔗 19:59Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: "Tuque," I'll thank you. 
🔗 19:59 CleverCrumbish: BROTHER JOEKS
🔗 19:59DigitalSeahorse:
tiny tim
🔗 19:59 AdmiralMemo:
I actually like that one. 
🔗 19:59D_Man_7733: Why isn't there a genuine laughter option for that?
🔗 19:59Jlhonors: Jonas hitting the hate list.
🔗 19:59 Grescheks: Malcairad, maybe just post it in the forum? And send Alex a link on Twitter? He clearly is busy with the game and not seing you
🔗 19:59originalskyboss: HAHAH
🔗 20:00 Zyme86: Dont Eff with Tito
🔗 20:00 MistahFixIt: Mutanting?
🔗 20:00Theicyhandofdeath: bloody yougoslavians
🔗 20:00 tyloncorp: *facepalm*
🔗 20:00originalskyboss: You think that Yugoslavia wouldhhave...
🔗 20:00Lysander_Gustav: Saving that for when my nieces get old enough to understand
🔗 20:00 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:22.
🔗 20:00originalskyboss: hahaha
🔗 20:00Malcairad: I know I just didn't want to lose it to the forum either....
🔗 20:00TacitusVigil: Yugoslavia...? I don't even know where to begin with how wrong that is...
🔗 20:00 Evil_Smurf: they've not even played FO
🔗 20:00RobotHobbit: American Education at its finest
🔗 20:00 Evil_Smurf: *** scrubs
🔗 20:00originalskyboss: Stupid US education
🔗 20:00BonSequitur: I'm sure you're not in a time loop.
🔗 20:00 sethlock: like if... oceania dropped the bomb
🔗 20:00 Clench_Eastwood: @Tacitusvigil maybe they were thinking of Macedonia =P
🔗 20:00 vorox4: Hahahahahahahahaha... he doesn't know history... oh, wait that's not funny, it's just sad.
🔗 20:00Theicyhandofdeath: or eastasia
🔗 20:00originalskyboss: Did not Alex
🔗 20:00 Zeke229: yugoslavia still exist?
🔗 20:00 Rhynerd: Uzbekistan fires first.
🔗 20:00 AdmiralMemo: TacitusVigil: They were born post 9/11... Cut them some slack. They have no clue what the Cold War was.
🔗 20:00Arclight_Dynamo:
"Pffft. Yugoslavia wouldn't drop the bomb, dumbass. Canada would have!" 
🔗 20:00 GreyFox0012: yugoslavia doesnt even exist
🔗 20:00 CleverCrumbish: That's what the Yugoslavs want you to think Alex
🔗 20:00Jlhonors: Oceania? Oceania is our ally, crazy talk.
🔗 20:00 CaptainSpam: Wait... so Bugs Bunny ISN'T going to save us? What a gyp.
🔗 20:00 Grescheks: that's just what Yugoslavia wants you to think, Alex
🔗 20:01 Zyme86: @Zeke229 not since like 93
🔗 20:01Theicyhandofdeath: hey at least it wasnt iraqistan
🔗 20:01 GreyFox0012: we kinda warred it out of existence in the 90s
🔗 20:01fastlane250: bad advice: Be Stupid
🔗 20:01Jgard96:
Obviously it's Iceland we need to worry about 
🔗 20:01Darth_Dredge: we have always been at war with yougoslavia
🔗 20:01 Zyme86: Yugo broke up after teh Seriavo olympics
🔗 20:01 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !badadvice
🔗 20:01 LRRbot: End game triggered.
🔗 20:01originalskyboss: Yugoslavia doesnt exist anymore. But you can find some Internet Yugoslavias
🔗 20:01Theicyhandofdeath: glory to arstozka?
🔗 20:01originalskyboss: What, like, Rewind?
🔗 20:01 MistahFixIt:
Tugger Nutts Investigates Jonas's Mom 
🔗 20:01 Rhynerd: That looks like a new bad advice to me...
🔗 20:02TacitusVigil:
Clench_Eastwood: Do you mean Macedonia, Greece or the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (which I swear is how they have to be referred to internationally officially.
)
🔗 20:02 AugmentingPath: avoid things that are glowing red
🔗 20:02 AdmiralMemo: Ummmmmm no?
🔗 20:02 AugmentingPath: this is a very bad plan
🔗 20:02 Mysterious_Challenger: let him listen
🔗 20:02 Rhynerd: The mirror did suggest letting him talk to her...
🔗 20:02 SkylerRingtail: Did we say 'Don't let jonas talk to his mom?"
🔗 20:02Lysander_Gustav: Ghost recordings!
🔗 20:02splatty1:
what did the mirror tell us to do about this 3 weeks ago 
🔗 20:02mrsblakeway: Daisy... Daisy....
🔗 20:02 Mysterious_Challenger: No, we said 'let him talk'
🔗 20:02Lynks_9: alex, remember future you told past you to let jonas talk to his mom, you might break something if you refuse
🔗 20:02RobotHobbit: IT"S A GATE TO THE OTHERWORLD!
🔗 20:02 Mysterious_Challenger: He said 'let him talk'
🔗 20:02TacitusVigil:
AdmiralMemo: No, no slack will be cut! 
🔗 20:02 Rhynerd: Should we listen to the Mirror?
🔗 20:02originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and Random Talks in the Dark
🔗 20:02D1cey1: This... seems like a bad idea
🔗 20:02 MistahFixIt: Open the Spacehole!
🔗 20:02D_Man_7733: no... no... don't give into the ghosts Jonas...
🔗 20:02 mtvcdm: That light's getting starker red.
🔗 20:02 bv310: Tugger Nutts and the Night Whispers
🔗 20:02Theicyhandofdeath: he gets his mom and says: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🔗 20:02Jlhonors: We gonna die.
🔗 20:02Stratavarius: Didn't it say to let him talk to his mom earlier in the game?
🔗 20:02 embyrr922: The mirror or the reflection in the lake told us to let them talk
🔗 20:02originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts opens the Time Hole
🔗 20:02 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Let's open a time hole!
🔗 20:02 LRRbot: New quote #1896: "Let's open a time hole!" —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 20:02 Rhynerd: We're listening to the Mirror
🔗 20:03 Zyme86: such a trap its not even funny
🔗 20:03 Intrepid_Colin: Don't do it
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: gotta do
🔗 20:03Lysander_Gustav: Do it?
🔗 20:03Lynks_9: alex, remember future you told past you to let jonas talk to his mom, you might break something if you refuse
🔗 20:03 Evil_Smurf: Mum: New phone, who dis?
🔗 20:03originalskyboss: ACKBAR SAYS Its a trap
🔗 20:03splatty1: just do it
🔗 20:03 RobertMerlow: Just do it! You can do it!
🔗 20:03 Clench_Eastwood:
@Tacitusvigil Exactly, the place Where Alexander the Great Greek conqcorer was from 
🔗 20:03daneislazy: Admiral Akbar declares, this is not my area of expertise.
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: let jonas talk to his mom
🔗 20:03Jeremy2D: New gramaphone, who dis?
🔗 20:03 mtvcdm: This is the trappiest trap that ever trapped.
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: do et
🔗 20:03 CaptainSpam: It's more than a trap! It's a plot element!
🔗 20:03 Mysterious_Challenger: DO IT
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: mirror ghost said to do it
🔗 20:03 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Tugger Nutts Falls For IT
🔗 20:03Jlhonors: Why would the ghosts tell the truth? Do it.
🔗 20:03 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, you've got to let Jonas talk to mom
🔗 20:03sk3tchup: DO IT ALEX
🔗 20:03Lysander_Gustav: But the message she gave herself in the mirror!
🔗 20:03 Rhynerd: The Mirror suggested letting him talk. Take it as you may.
🔗 20:03silenceaux: Or is it the only salvation?
🔗 20:03 overlordstowell: Let him talk
🔗 20:03 emberBecky:
it feels like it gave us lots of chance to walk away... that worries me. 
🔗 20:03NotJustAFleshWound: Yes it did.
🔗 20:03silenceaux: Perhaps we'll never know.
🔗 20:03 Rhynerd: The first mirror
🔗 20:03 Mysterious_Challenger: Your reflection told you to let him
🔗 20:03 banwidthraptor: in for a penny
🔗 20:03 LathosTiran: when the timecomes let johas talk to his mom
🔗 20:03 arcaneOmnipotence: Let him talk to his mom. Ghost Mirror Alex.
🔗 20:03 Evil_Smurf: go left?
🔗 20:03 Rhynerd: You never listened to the mirror before.
🔗 20:03 DoktorLoy: !advice
🔗 20:03 LRRbot: Call in the blimp.
🔗 20:03Theicyhandofdeath: Ackbars 1st law of deception
🔗 20:03originalskyboss: Wow. Long Freq band
🔗 20:03mrsblakeway: !badadvice
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: back
🔗 20:03SilverNapalm: around 120
🔗 20:03 VelvetFalcon: It said don' t let him talk!
🔗 20:03D_Man_7733: Time to test what side the mirrors are on I guess. Sorry, Jonas is going to be our guinea pig.
🔗 20:04 lord0rcus: last session there was a message to let jonas to his mom
🔗 20:04Lysander_Gustav: Helps him remember, which will help him resist the monsters?
🔗 20:04 Rhynerd: You told Micheal to break up with Clarissa.
🔗 20:04 Clench_Eastwood: !badadvice
🔗 20:04 LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
🔗 20:04originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 20:04Jlhonors: Okay that is neat.
🔗 20:04splatty1: well the credits will tell us who to blame if this goes wrong
🔗 20:04 MistahFixIt: WELP
🔗 20:04 Wilhelm_Screamer: !panic
🔗 20:04 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 20:04 atrophonian: !panic
🔗 20:04 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 20:04Arclight_Dynamo: Well... feck.
🔗 20:04RobotHobbit: Goast!
🔗 20:04 MistahFixIt: That was... a thing that happened.
🔗 20:04 T3HF1GM3NT: well...shit
🔗 20:04Theicyhandofdeath: rip jonas
🔗 20:04 Evil_Smurf: Jonas is ded
🔗 20:04 atrophonian: BAI!
🔗 20:04originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Unexpected Departure
🔗 20:04 Rhynerd: The Mirror was an enemy...
🔗 20:04Jlhonors: Solo the final boss.
🔗 20:04 Edgarware_exe: one down, 4 to go
🔗 20:04fastlane250: He poofed away
🔗 20:04 DoktorLoy: rip in pieces, jonas
🔗 20:04 AdmiralMemo:
Jonas? Jonas who? There never was a Jonas. 
🔗 20:04cotp_dom: Time to cut and Ren
🔗 20:04D_Man_7733: Well... the ghosts didn't kill him. I guess that's a good thing.
🔗 20:04Theicyhandofdeath: jonas.exe has left the building
🔗 20:04 CaptainSpam: Press X to Jonas.
🔗 20:04 arcaneOmnipotence: Jonas saved his mom I'm guessing, meaning he would not be with you.
🔗 20:04 tehcrashxor: The radio eated him?
🔗 20:04 Mysterious_Challenger: Cut and Ren = eat drugged brownies
🔗 20:04 embyrr922:
So, if we
ed this, can we load before the bomb shelter?
🔗 20:04Jeremy2D: @Cotp_dom, SIIIGH
🔗 20:04 Evil_Smurf: RIP IN PEACE
🔗 20:04 mtvcdm: We've lost a Jonas brother.
🔗 20:04 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, what if Yugoslavia DID drop the bombs and youve been in this bomb shelter all alone for 50 years and youre going insane!!!
🔗 20:04Rootpotato: Well he didn't "die" he's just most likely not alive now.
🔗 20:05RobotHobbit: HARDEN THE F UP, GHOST LADY!
🔗 20:05originalskyboss: She's green now?
🔗 20:05Theicyhandofdeath: Iraqistan bombed us?
🔗 20:05 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts Rocks Hard
🔗 20:05 Clench_Eastwood: oh nothing in this plan can possible go wrong!
🔗 20:05 Rhynerd: We're powering the triangle!
🔗 20:06 banwidthraptor: Hack the Planet!!!!!
🔗 20:06originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts Tunes IN
🔗 20:06 SkylerRingtail: Uh oh
🔗 20:06splatty1: the triangle is causing problems, I think we need to add more
🔗 20:06 atrophonian: Um...
🔗 20:06 Rhynerd: TAKE COVER
🔗 20:06 T3HF1GM3NT: dats new
🔗 20:06 AdmiralMemo:
Watch this whole thing be a Ren brownie hallucination. 
🔗 20:06 MistahFixIt: Tugger Nutts Hacks The Space-Hole
🔗 20:06Jlhonors: Too many lines no no.
🔗 20:06vladimortpuddin: DONT LET BILL IN! and dont make a deal with him!
🔗 20:06 mtvcdm: That's more triangles than I expected.
🔗 20:06Theicyhandofdeath: plot twist: ghost was illuminati all along
🔗 20:06D_Man_7733: "Wait your turn"? Is Clarissa fighting the ghosts? Were they talking to her?
🔗 20:06Caerlocc: Giant triangle
🔗 20:06 atrophonian: Fire: Played with!
🔗 20:06RobotHobbit: GITERDONE!
🔗 20:06 AugmentingPath: In for a penny, in for a nonogon
🔗 20:06ferretbadger84: Gravity falls?
🔗 20:06sk3tchup: POWERING THE DOOMSDAY WEAPON
🔗 20:06TacitusVigil:
Nine points...this is a nine-chevron address! 
🔗 20:06fastlane250: there's a point where we should have stopped
🔗 20:06 Rhynerd: I think you passed it
🔗 20:06originalskyboss: Triangle
🔗 20:06 banwidthraptor: in for a pound go for it alex
🔗 20:06sk3tchup: DeIlluminati
🔗 20:06Theicyhandofdeath:

🔗 20:06 emberBecky: oop we're in the void
🔗 20:06Theicyhandofdeath:

🔗 20:06D1cey1: Welcome to nothing
🔗 20:06originalskyboss: Nope. This is empty space. not God
🔗 20:06 Phailhammer: "We apologise for this interruption to our broadcast. We will resume normal transmission as soon as possible."
🔗 20:06Garfman314: rick and morty pop ouy
🔗 20:07sk3tchup:

🔗 20:07 DoktorLoy: go left!
🔗 20:07Arclight_Dynamo:
"Yes... this *isn't* God..." 
🔗 20:07 MistahFixIt: There was a point where we should have stopped, and we've clearly passed it...
🔗 20:07 AdmiralMemo: A JOURNEY TO _NOWHERE_!
🔗 20:07 AugmentingPath: inc Ren
🔗 20:07originalskyboss: Sir.
🔗 20:07Jlhonors: Unda the sea.
🔗 20:07 Rhynerd: Are we going into ghos-
🔗 20:07 mtvcdm: This is a bad place for bunnies.
🔗 20:07 Abcxyq: Sub ocean!
🔗 20:07 Rhynerd: Oh shit.
🔗 20:07 atrophonian: Ummmmmmm.....
🔗 20:07 chiropteraboy: *steps on a lego brick* oh son of a b
🔗 20:07 AdmiralMemo: das bad
🔗 20:07 Clench_Eastwood: Whelp, we live here now
🔗 20:07D1cey1: Nice Russian sub
🔗 20:07originalskyboss: Whelp
🔗 20:07 The_Ocean_who_Subbed: You rang?
🔗 20:07 atrophonian: Tugger Nuts Something Something a Hole.
🔗 20:07fastlane250: clarissa explains it all
🔗 20:07Theicyhandofdeath: rip sub
🔗 20:07Sleepyperson just subscribed!
🔗 20:07 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Sleepyperson! (Today's storm count: 14)
🔗 20:07 Abcxyq: Horse space ghost!
🔗 20:07 Sleepyperson: Badob
🔗 20:07 MistahFixIt: DEAL
🔗 20:07originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts Closes the Hole with his Toys
🔗 20:08 Zeke229: just leave her!
🔗 20:08 SkylerRingtail: Well I mean, Clarissa is a bitch...
🔗 20:08silenceaux: So, realtalk. What if they offered to trade Ren instead of Clarissa
🔗 20:08 AdmiralMemo: Either you or her?
🔗 20:08Jlhonors: Defy, defy, defy.
🔗 20:08originalskyboss: Let them take Ren instead of Clarissa
🔗 20:08Arclight_Dynamo: Clarissa is a dink, but I wouldn't throw her to ghosts.
🔗 20:08D_Man_7733: Who's the person in the bottom right?
🔗 20:08 Clench_Eastwood: Im so lost right now
🔗 20:08 Clench_Eastwood: So did a reactor blow up and kill a bunch of people?
🔗 20:09 SkylerRingtail: Reminder: The sub was shot by a friendly ship.
🔗 20:09originalskyboss: Dont worry Clench. Were all lost together
🔗 20:09Phrixscreoth: "I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right."
🔗 20:09 Rhynerd: @clench_eastwood nuclear submarine
🔗 20:09 Clench_Eastwood: right.....
🔗 20:09fastlane250: shoot, maybe I should have listened to all that exposition from earlier
🔗 20:09 SkylerRingtail: If I recall, it was a secret experimental sub, and no one else knew about it...so, friendly fire
🔗 20:09 banwidthraptor: time is immutable resistance is futile you will be assimilated
🔗 20:09 Clench_Eastwood: well its everyone, or nothing, or just you.....
🔗 20:10Theicyhandofdeath: i cant even
🔗 20:10originalskyboss: Um?
🔗 20:10originalskyboss: ok?
🔗 20:10Jlhonors: Wrecked.
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo:
Suddenly, PayPa; ad. 
🔗 20:10 MistahFixIt: Welp.
🔗 20:10Arclight_Dynamo: *PayPal
🔗 20:10 MistahFixIt: We're committed to this timeline now...
🔗 20:10D_Man_7733: I guess we had the option of talking it out with them.
🔗 20:10 Rhynerd: It's time to enter the void I guess
🔗 20:10 Clench_Eastwood: what is even happening?!
🔗 20:10 T3HF1GM3NT: we...did it?
🔗 20:10originalskyboss: Did we do it?
🔗 20:10Theicyhandofdeath: yay?
🔗 20:10 mtvcdm: We did SOMETHING...
🔗 20:10 Rhynerd: I wonder if we could have found a happier ending...
🔗 20:11Jlhonors: Victory!
🔗 20:11sk3tchup: im so confused
🔗 20:11originalskyboss: Something happened
🔗 20:11Theicyhandofdeath: things?
🔗 20:11silenceaux: Conclusion.
🔗 20:11 SachielOne: !Death?
🔗 20:11 Clench_Eastwood: did we win?
🔗 20:11Arclight_Dynamo: Wut.
🔗 20:11 atrophonian: Welllll. That. Happened.
🔗 20:11 CleverCrumbish: Exactly what they said would happen happened.
🔗 20:11 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhh
🔗 20:11 Intrepid_Colin: Felix! wtf
🔗 20:11 SkylerRingtail: The name!
🔗 20:11 Wilhelm_Screamer: were all the secrets of the island found?
🔗 20:11Lysander_Gustav: I wonder how many endings this has?
🔗 20:11Jlhonors: That's not a time.
🔗 20:11 Rhynerd: Where what now?
🔗 20:11originalskyboss: We Live here?
🔗 20:11 Clench_Eastwood: oh ***
🔗 20:11Caerlocc: maybe it we did all the side stuff we'd get a better ending?
🔗 20:11D1cey1: No name...
🔗 20:11originalskyboss: Do we Live?
🔗 20:11splatty1: now you be mirror people for other people
🔗 20:11 SkylerRingtail: Fourth wall
🔗 20:11 Rhynerd: The reflection stays in one place...
🔗 20:11 Clench_Eastwood: We LITERALLY live here now!
🔗 20:11Jlhonors: Oh crap that's cool.
🔗 20:11Caerlocc: oh goooood
🔗 20:11SilverNapalm: you ARE the ghost
🔗 20:11 SchalaKitty: Help them!
🔗 20:11 Sleepyperson: I am lost
🔗 20:12 Rhynerd: Oh... You are the mirror...
🔗 20:12ChickenArmadillo101: The other person is another person playing.
🔗 20:12 banwidthraptor: awesome
🔗 20:12 atrophonian: SO COOOOOOL!
🔗 20:12D_Man_7733: No... you told another player to teleport Jonas away!
🔗 20:12 Clench_Eastwood: WHA!!!!
🔗 20:12 AdmiralMemo: OH WAT
🔗 20:12TacitusVigil: Cause and Effect.
🔗 20:12 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 20:12 LRRbot:
11 pardons-fuck for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE
🔗 20:12 Abcxyq: DARK SOULS
🔗 20:12Jeh_0: oh that's rad
🔗 20:12ChickenArmadillo101: Its pretty awesome
🔗 20:12shamblingkrenshar: Wait what?
🔗 20:12originalskyboss: WAT
🔗 20:12 AdmiralMemo: Wait, so SOMEONE ELSE WAS DOING THAT FOR YOU?
🔗 20:12Theicyhandofdeath: well played free oxen... well played
🔗 20:12originalskyboss: I GET IT NOW
🔗 20:12 SachielOne: Or maybe you can alter the past!
🔗 20:12 SkylerRingtail: But wait, didn't WE choose the options originally?
🔗 20:12 Nightvalien28: how are we doing this to another player, does it save and uses our choices?
🔗 20:12 MistahFixIt: We're influencing games that haven't happened yet! WIZARDRY
🔗 20:12splatty1: the players that you got will be in the credits
🔗 20:12 Clench_Eastwood: omg this is tripping me out
🔗 20:12ChickenArmadillo101: When you got the message it was from someone else
🔗 20:12 theguywiththecleverhandle: wait, this is multiplayer?
🔗 20:12 Rhynerd: So whoever plays this next will get these messages next...
🔗 20:12 Grescheks: SkylerRingtail, no, there was no way to choose before
🔗 20:12 atrophonian: This is clever!
🔗 20:12 Edgarware_exe: all the ghosts had usernames
🔗 20:13 banwidthraptor: trippy
🔗 20:13the_seldom_seen_kid: ooh
🔗 20:13 Intrepid_Colin: Wow...
🔗 20:13 Clench_Eastwood: !game good
🔗 20:13 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 97% (93/96)
🔗 20:13 AdmiralMemo: Theguywiththecleverhandle: Sort of.
🔗 20:13 CleverCrumbish: This exact mechanic is demoed in a free game I played once
🔗 20:13Jlhonors: That is actually really cool.
🔗 20:13the_seldom_seen_kid: WOAH
🔗 20:13shamblingkrenshar: Okay conceptually that is kind of awesome.
🔗 20:13originalskyboss: THATS CLEVER
🔗 20:13 theguywiththecleverhandle: sweeeet
🔗 20:13Dark_Side_of_the_Mill: !game good
🔗 20:13Caerlocc: !game good
🔗 20:13 AdmiralMemo: Theguywiththecleverhandle: You influence the next player.
🔗 20:13the_seldom_seen_kid: WOW DAS SO COOL
🔗 20:13 theguywiththecleverhandle: !game good
🔗 20:13 Rhynerd: Dang game, that's really cool
🔗 20:13 lord0rcus: you're a kid
🔗 20:13 Clench_Eastwood: And now it's the beginning of Life is Strange!
🔗 20:13 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 20:13D_Man_7733: Wait... so telling Jonas to talk with his mom, did it undo time and he didn't come to the island with us? Or did it save him?
🔗 20:13 T3HF1GM3NT: think this is flashback. alex has not blue hair
🔗 20:13Theicyhandofdeath: clever girl
🔗 20:13Phrixscreoth: Clench_eastwood Or the ennnnding
🔗 20:13 AdmiralMemo: Wait... NO BLUE HAIR
🔗 20:13originalskyboss: WE get it. You VAPE
🔗 20:13 SkylerRingtail: Another triangle
🔗 20:13 DarkMorford: !game good
🔗 20:13ChickenArmadillo101: Make michael stay with you. Trust me
🔗 20:13 CaptainSpam: So remember, do arbitrary things when ghosts are around, and other arbitrary things occur!
🔗 20:13 Nightvalien28: I like the triangle shape
🔗 20:13Jeh_0: you know what's cool? triangles.
🔗 20:14 Zeke229: dont even bathe
🔗 20:14originalskyboss: Dont take baths
🔗 20:14 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (97/99)
🔗 20:14 banwidthraptor: never bathe again
🔗 20:14originalskyboss: Stay out of the hot tub
🔗 20:14 MistahFixIt: Michael, wear a life jacket for the rest of your life. Never remove it.
🔗 20:14 SchalaKitty: !game good
🔗 20:14Jlhonors: Only drinking juice, remove all saliva.
🔗 20:14fastlane250: I can imagine he just goes up to the bathroom sink and drowns in it somehow
🔗 20:14 Clench_Eastwood: just give him mushrooms and make him watch Jaws, he'll never go near water again
🔗 20:14ChickenArmadillo101: MAKE MICHAEL STAY
🔗 20:14 Rhynerd: don't bathe, don't drink, don't...
🔗 20:14originalskyboss: Dont cry. we cant take that chance
🔗 20:14 Rhynerd: Don't even think about snow or ice
🔗 20:14 Clench_Eastwood: She went there!
🔗 20:14originalskyboss: No toilets
🔗 20:14Theicyhandofdeath: ixnay on the aterway
🔗 20:14 mtvcdm: Michael, have you heard about housing options in Wyoming?
🔗 20:14 T3HF1GM3NT: *tugs at neck of shirt* nyaaggh
🔗 20:14originalskyboss: Cant trust toilets either
🔗 20:15originalskyboss: ARIZONA
🔗 20:15 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (97/99)
🔗 20:15originalskyboss: THATS DRY
🔗 20:15Theicyhandofdeath: how about the middle of the desert
🔗 20:15 Rhynerd: Oh... Mirror chat three...
🔗 20:15 mtvcdm: WYOMING IS DRY
🔗 20:15originalskyboss: umm
🔗 20:15 MistahFixIt: New Mexico's nice this time of year.
🔗 20:15Jlhonors: If you take up being a kayak guide I will choke you.
🔗 20:15originalskyboss: uh
🔗 20:15 Clench_Eastwood: Middle of Australia!
🔗 20:15ChickenArmadillo101: please make him stay
🔗 20:15 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: California!
🔗 20:15Jgard96: !game good
🔗 20:15Theicyhandofdeath: CALIFORNIA IS IN A DROUGHT
🔗 20:15 theguywiththecleverhandle: I care that people think that I don't care what they think!
🔗 20:15 mtvcdm: In fact, Wyoming is actively on fire because of other games Felix is credited in!
🔗 20:15DigitalSeahorse: she's fido dido's girlfriend
🔗 20:15 Zeke229: and michael joined the navy
🔗 20:15 clapclap_clapclapclap: YES OXENFREE!
🔗 20:15Rabbidrabbits: Leaving is what killed him wasn't it?
🔗 20:15originalskyboss: Nebraska
🔗 20:15 AdmiralMemo: Why does he think of her with blue hair?!?!?!?!?!
🔗 20:15clapclap_clapclapclap subscribed for 3 months in a row!
🔗 20:15 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, clapclap_clapclapclap! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 20:15 Clench_Eastwood: Say no to Water!
🔗 20:16splatty1: then he died in his going away party
🔗 20:16 Rhynerd: GET AWAY FROM THE WATER
🔗 20:16Jlhonors: WATER NO
🔗 20:16originalskyboss: NO WATER
🔗 20:16D_Man_7733: Why is Micheal so great!
🔗 20:16 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (98/100)
🔗 20:16 Havok4: Alex. You have taken the wrong path.
🔗 20:16Lynks_9:
well, the every beer with a water was at least good advice 
🔗 20:16the_seldom_seen_kid: GO TO THE MOJAVE
🔗 20:16 banwidthraptor:

🔗 20:16Babycakesl19: Great advice for girls. Always say yes
🔗 20:16 bv310: !game good
🔗 20:16Theicyhandofdeath: GO TO ARRAKIS
🔗 20:16lightspeeddash:
//
🔗 20:16TacitusVigil: Were...we in Heaven?
🔗 20:16 atrophonian: What...
🔗 20:16originalskyboss: NO BOATS
🔗 20:16 tehcrashxor: !game good
🔗 20:16 Edgarware_exe: YOU LIVE
🔗 20:16Jlhonors: Micheal no.
🔗 20:16D1cey1: !game good
🔗 20:16Jlhonors: WE DID IT
🔗 20:16 tehcrashxor: I'm on a boat.
🔗 20:16 T3HF1GM3NT:
horray!

🔗 20:16Theicyhandofdeath: ARRAKIS MICHAEL
🔗 20:16 Rhynerd: We lived?
🔗 20:16 Nightvalien28: victory
🔗 20:16 Rhynerd: We're not in the void?
🔗 20:16originalskyboss: No Goasts?
🔗 20:16 Clench_Eastwood: GG
🔗 20:17 theguywiththecleverhandle:
there?
🔗 20:17 Rhynerd: I have some doubts.
🔗 20:17D_Man_7733: We didn't ask about Jonas getting teleported?
🔗 20:17 SkylerRingtail: My guess? One last bit of static at the end
🔗 20:17fastlane250: I wouldn't be too sure. Never be too sure.
🔗 20:17 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (101/103)
🔗 20:17 tehcrashxor:
¯\_(
)_/¯
🔗 20:17 Nightvalien28: oh yes
🔗 20:17 Rhynerd: There's going to be one last rip into the void, isn't there?
🔗 20:17 mtvcdm: Clarissa, you've kind of missed some things.
🔗 20:17Jlhonors: Push Clarissa into that water.
🔗 20:17originalskyboss: Ok. Everyone stay inside the cabin
🔗 20:17ferretbadger84: !game confusing
🔗 20:17silenceaux: I appreciate that even after "the end" things are uncertain, and life is forced to continue, just like in real life.
🔗 20:17 ExhaustedElox: Ren! Get away from the railing!
🔗 20:17 SkylerRingtail: Swamp? Oh *** you ***
🔗 20:17 Zeke229: punch clarissa in the dick
🔗 20:18originalskyboss: PUSH REN IN
🔗 20:18 Nightvalien28: omg clarissa
🔗 20:18originalskyboss: Do it
🔗 20:18 Clench_Eastwood: After ALL thats happened WHY would you question her?!??!!!
🔗 20:18originalskyboss: You know you want to
🔗 20:18 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: goddammit Clarissa, you're supposed to explain it all!
🔗 20:18LarkSachrosis: There are no happy endings, nothing ever really ends.
🔗 20:18 Nightvalien28: writing a book yes, telling everyone, no
🔗 20:18 predmid: nihilism at its finest.
🔗 20:18Arclight_Dynamo: Clarissa is awful. Ren is a dink. Why do we hang out with them?
🔗 20:18Theicyhandofdeath: nona dump him NOW
🔗 20:18originalskyboss: UM Clarissa. OUCH
🔗 20:18Theicyhandofdeath: INTO THE WATER
🔗 20:19 CleverCrumbish: Nona, Ren, you will break up in under 6 months, learn from the experience, both of you.
🔗 20:19originalskyboss: Nora, find someone else
🔗 20:19 MistahFixIt: Oh no...
🔗 20:19 Clench_Eastwood: ewwwww.....teenagers
🔗 20:19 AugmentingPath: I sure hope Alex isn't a ghost in this picture
🔗 20:19 SkylerRingtail: Oh yeah, I forgot Jonas was our BIL...did we have flirting options with him?
🔗 20:19 MistahFixIt: No Photobomb Goast Pls
🔗 20:19originalskyboss: NO STAY INSIDE
🔗 20:19 Rhynerd: Please, signs of a happy ending...
🔗 20:19D_Man_7733: We don't have any photos with Clarissa do we? other than the second one on the beach.
🔗 20:19Jlhonors: If Satan shows up behind you we jump off this boat and swim and never stop.
🔗 20:19Jeremy2D: picture of ghosts?
🔗 20:19 bv310: I really hope everyone's eyes aren't terrifying and Red
🔗 20:19 Clench_Eastwood: this is going to be spoopy isnt it?
🔗 20:19 Mysterious_Challenger: The dark is encroaching at the edges . .. .
🔗 20:19 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Skylerringtail step-brother
🔗 20:19originalskyboss: Push HIM
🔗 20:19originalskyboss: DO
🔗 20:19vladimortpuddin: WHO IS DRIVE BOAHT?
🔗 20:19originalskyboss: IT
🔗 20:19Lynks_9:
I can never think of a more appropriate game to say this for, but i REALLY love anachronistic tech/settings 
🔗 20:19Theicyhandofdeath: SWEEP THE LEG ALEX
🔗 20:19 MistahFixIt: UHHHM
🔗 20:20 Wilhelm_Screamer: worry?
🔗 20:20Lynks_9: !game good
🔗 20:20 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (102/104)
🔗 20:20Jlhonors: Oh no oh no oh no
🔗 20:20ferretbadger84: Didn't who cheese?
🔗 20:20 AdmiralMemo: So... !game wat
🔗 20:20 atrophonian:
there?
🔗 20:20nattsan: Bad feeling
🔗 20:20 T3HF1GM3NT: one time no ghost...
🔗 20:20 Clench_Eastwood: WE DID IT!
🔗 20:20Theicyhandofdeath: still dont get the name
🔗 20:20DigitalSeahorse: was there a break yet?
🔗 20:20 vorox4: I'm not even British and I think that Ren seems like a TWAT.
🔗 20:20 Rhynerd: NORMAL PICTURE!
🔗 20:20 atrophonian: !game good
🔗 20:20 AdmiralMemo: Michael was a friend
🔗 20:20 Nightvalien28: nona can do better
🔗 20:20originalskyboss: EWW
🔗 20:20 Mysterious_Challenger: Hm. I wonder if there's a gap between clarissa and Alex for a reason?
🔗 20:20 Clench_Eastwood: High five everyone! Except you Clarissa, nobody likes you
🔗 20:20Jlhonors: No Satan, we good.
🔗 20:20 Nightvalien28: #nonacandobetter
🔗 20:20 mtvcdm: Mark it complete.
🔗 20:20originalskyboss: Nona can do way better
🔗 20:20 SkylerRingtail: Sweet, I love player stats
🔗 20:20Stratavarius: Oh cool
🔗 20:20 MistahFixIt: YEyeye?
🔗 20:20DigitalSeahorse: cool
🔗 20:20 theguywiththecleverhandle: Stats!
🔗 20:20 bv310: I love player stats!
🔗 20:20 SchalaKitty: oh that is cool
🔗 20:20 MistahFixIt: Clarissa's kind of a B anyway
🔗 20:20SilverNapalm: like 5 other options for clarissa
🔗 20:20 The_Ocean_who_Subbed:
Why. Don't hate me. 
🔗 20:20 Nightvalien28: ahahahhahahaa
🔗 20:20Jlhonors: Clarissa get wrecked.
🔗 20:20 SkylerRingtail: Oh it doesn't even show you the other options. Devious
🔗 20:21 Clench_Eastwood: holy crap theres a lot of options with her
🔗 20:21 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (102/104)
🔗 20:21D_Man_7733: Wait... can you bring Micheal back so he and Clarissa are still together.
🔗 20:21 Nightvalien28: ew there's a romance option with jonas?
🔗 20:21Jlhonors: We didn't waifu him? Darn.
🔗 20:21 EncanisMal3k: Neat.
🔗 20:21 Havok4: D_man_7733 yeah you can do that.
🔗 20:21 Zeke229: nona is the cutests
🔗 20:21Seagulyus: D_man_7733 mhmmm
🔗 20:21 Zeke229: ren is cute though
🔗 20:21 Khalahd:
Alex was really nasty to Clarissa.
Why no reconciliation?
🔗 20:21DigitalSeahorse: yeah....it's good
🔗 20:21originalskyboss: AAA
🔗 20:21 Clench_Eastwood: isnt that how Paranormal Activity started?
🔗 20:21 Nightvalien28: Zeke229, nona is super cute right
🔗 20:21 SkylerRingtail: ***
🔗 20:21 MistahFixIt: UHHM
🔗 20:21originalskyboss: SHE's Autotuned
🔗 20:21 atrophonian:

🔗 20:21 Clench_Eastwood:

🔗 20:21 emberBecky: oh no
🔗 20:21Theicyhandofdeath: is there a ren x alex option?
🔗 20:21 AdmiralMemo: Ummmmmm
🔗 20:21 T3HF1GM3NT:

🔗 20:21 Grescheks: uhhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 20:21lightspeeddash: GEE GEEEs
🔗 20:21 Clench_Eastwood: NOOOOOOPE
🔗 20:21originalskyboss: The music
🔗 20:21LarkSachrosis: noa
🔗 20:21 Rhynerd: NO No No
🔗 20:21originalskyboss: THE MUSIC
🔗 20:21LarkSachrosis: noap
🔗 20:21Jlhonors: FERRY NO NO NO
🔗 20:22 MistahFixIt: NO NO NO NON
🔗 20:22Stratavarius: Hahaha
🔗 20:22 SkylerRingtail: Wait, what?
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: FELIX WHY
🔗 20:22SilverNapalm: i used to remember everything that happened and didn't
🔗 20:22 Sleepyperson: It begins
🔗 20:22silenceaux: WELP. It got fucked.
🔗 20:22 Edgarware_exe: time loooop
🔗 20:22 CleverCrumbish: Did we becomes a Spooperman?
🔗 20:22Jlhonors: noooooooooooooo
🔗 20:22 arcaneOmnipotence: hfdsighskhfgiusegfiudzgf
🔗 20:22 atrophonian: Oh... Yeah.
🔗 20:22fastlane250: spagett
🔗 20:224dSwissCheese: We be trapped?
🔗 20:22 AdmiralMemo: Wait... time... crap
🔗 20:22SilverNapalm: until I couldn't
🔗 20:22 Nightvalien28: hmm
🔗 20:22 SachielOne: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
🔗 20:22Caerlocc: Dammit we lost
🔗 20:22 DarkMorford: TIME LOOP
🔗 20:22 atrophonian: So. Yeah.
🔗 20:22originalskyboss: MaximumSPoop
🔗 20:22 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 20:22 Clench_Eastwood: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
🔗 20:22ChickenArmadillo101: So the theory is the game keeps rewinding for other players.
🔗 20:22splatty1: we are ghostman?
🔗 20:22 bv310: TIME LOOOOOOOOOPS
🔗 20:22 Rhynerd: The loop...
🔗 20:22 emberBecky: ahhhhh
🔗 20:22Arclight_Dynamo: !game good
🔗 20:22 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 98% (102/104)
🔗 20:22 atrophonian: Cursed.
🔗 20:22 DrGoldfire: !game good
🔗 20:22 noakyy:

🔗 20:22Jlhonors: NO NON NO IIEE
🔗 20:22Dark_Side_of_the_Mill: All of this has happened before and it will happen again?
🔗 20:22 AugmentingPath: !victodeath
🔗 20:22 arcaneOmnipotence: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
🔗 20:22 Nightvalien28: !game good
🔗 20:22 atrophonian: !game good
🔗 20:22Theicyhandofdeath: gg
🔗 20:22 theguywiththecleverhandle: New Game+?
🔗 20:22 Rhynerd: The loop continues...
🔗 20:22AerialPosterior: Again, and again, and again, and again......
🔗 20:22 Mysterious_Challenger: LOOOOOPS
🔗 20:22 Havok4: Get looped son!
🔗 20:22nattsan: They did say she was stuck with them in the loop
🔗 20:22 vorox4: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!
🔗 20:22 T3HF1GM3NT: !game good
🔗 20:22 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 20:22vladimortpuddin: !NOXT
🔗 20:22 Angnor33: !game good
🔗 20:22Dragofur: Its the game that never ends!
🔗 20:22 mtvcdm: Mark it complete.
🔗 20:22 GreyFox0012: !game good
🔗 20:22BonSequitur: Time Rameside!
🔗 20:22 Mysterious_Challenger: again and again and again
🔗 20:22 emberBecky: I assume there's multiple endings? I hope so. x_x
🔗 20:22 Rhynerd: !game good
🔗 20:22ArtofDaDress: dat bass
🔗 20:22 chiropteraboy: !game good
🔗 20:22J4Y_4NDY: She's stuck in the loop now
🔗 20:22 cantwearusernames: well we didn't see any oxen so the title was accurate at least
🔗 20:22Jlhonors: !game spectacular
🔗 20:22SilverNapalm: time t play it ALL OVER AGAIN
🔗 20:22 banwidthraptor: awesome awesome game
🔗 20:22Nefasine: !game good
🔗 20:22Lysander_Gustav: Is there a version where you don't loop?
🔗 20:22ArtofDaDress: !game good
🔗 20:22 Evil_Smurf: !game good
🔗 20:22daneislazy: dat smooth transition to NG+ tho
🔗 20:22 AugmentingPath: oh, our ghosts!
🔗 20:22 bv310:
@Mtvcdm Can we though? 
🔗 20:22 SkylerRingtail: Look at the Ghosts!
🔗 20:22 AugmentingPath: THey're in the credits!
🔗 20:22 Mysterious_Challenger: Wow, so she's trapped?
🔗 20:22ChickenArmadillo101: You should've made michael stay
🔗 20:22 Nightvalien28: aaron kuban, I shall punch that man some day
🔗 20:22Stratavarius: A pretty swood dude
🔗 20:22 Zeke229: a pretty swood dood
🔗 20:22 atrophonian: That's some good shite.
🔗 20:22J4Y_4NDY: !gamefood
🔗 20:22 RobertMerlow: Jesus, so good
🔗 20:22D_Man_7733: that was a wonderful experience just watching.
🔗 20:22 dougma: we are in such a golden age of gaming
🔗 20:22Golldum: all i want to know know is if there is some sort of genocide run
🔗 20:22 arcaneOmnipotence: in game reason to play it again and again!
🔗 20:22 Rhynerd: Ghost Alex?
🔗 20:22 RobertMerlow: !game good
🔗 20:23 vorox4: Spoopyspoopyspoopyspoopyspoop.
🔗 20:23 mtvcdm: Felix said 12,000 lines.
🔗 20:23J4Y_4NDY: !gamegood
🔗 20:23 SchalaKitty: Okay. I kinda think I'll pick up this game just to see what the other options are
🔗 20:23 Zeke229: i like ren
🔗 20:23 SkylerRingtail: Wait, what were the misc ghosts? The ones we've propagated to?
🔗 20:23 Mysterious_Challenger: Time turning on time turning on time
🔗 20:23 Zeke229: he'scute
🔗 20:23 AdmiralMemo: Zeke229: Yeah.
🔗 20:23Jeremy2D: Wow, this game was some kind of .... time.... ramesside.
🔗 20:23 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 99% (109/110)
🔗 20:23Theicyhandofdeath: why so serious?
🔗 20:23J4Y_4NDY: !game good
🔗 20:23Lysander_Gustav: Maybe the pictures change depending on your choices
🔗 20:23 Nightvalien28: animator x?
🔗 20:23 embyrr922: !game good
🔗 20:23 AugmentingPath: Skylerringtail those were the people who gave us advice in the mirrors
🔗 20:23D_Man_7733: Nona does seem like the kind of girl who would spontaneously pierce her boyfriends ears.
🔗 20:23 nosole: !game good
🔗 20:23 Nightvalien28: nona so cute
🔗 20:23Jgard96: Wow, interesting concept to this game
🔗 20:23 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Loadingreadyrun apparetently if we tell micheal to stay in town and go to school it brings him back and he stays with clarissa
🔗 20:23 SkylerRingtail: @Augmentingpath But there were specific ghosts for those
🔗 20:23 vorox4: Ren is a Fracking Crudduster.
🔗 20:23Drwho1980: Happy Blessed Friday
🔗 20:23 banwidthraptor: you killed her boyfriend
🔗 20:23 MistahFixIt: Saved her life? We're square
🔗 20:23splatty1: well technically in the time loop you retroactively fired first
🔗 20:23D_Man_7733: She did blame you for killing her boyfriend.
🔗 20:23 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, she WAS possesed AND murdered.
🔗 20:23 lord0rcus: a game that passes the Bechtel test
🔗 20:23 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !game god
🔗 20:24Jlhonors: Definitely demon possessed.
🔗 20:24Theicyhandofdeath: this is lava bears ending all over again
🔗 20:24silenceaux: Clarissa DID totally go on a "Your brother is dead because of yooooooou" tirade before any of the really weird stuff happened.
🔗 20:24 Rhynerd: @banwidthraptor he drowned trying to teach her to swim. It wasn't murder.
🔗 20:24 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 99% (111/112)
🔗 20:24 Mysterious_Challenger: DIdn't you?
🔗 20:24 DarkMorford: Felix!
🔗 20:24 Mysterious_Challenger: 'Go your own way.'
🔗 20:24splatty1: ghost Clarissa blamed you for killing Michal
🔗 20:24 mtvcdm: And Felix's name.
🔗 20:24 AdmiralMemo: Legobutts!
🔗 20:24 Nightvalien28: FELIX
🔗 20:24originalskyboss: Felix
🔗 20:24 Grescheks: FElix!
🔗 20:24silenceaux: You were present when Michael died. That's about it?
🔗 20:24D_Man_7733: And then we learn from Micheal at the end that she was depressed even before they got together.
🔗 20:24 banwidthraptor: Yeah I know but that's what Clarissa said
🔗 20:24 Khalahd:
Yeah, she was sad because her boyfriend died.
Doesn't make her right, but you could have healed instead of ruined her life in return
🔗 20:24 Fracaswell: Yay Felix!
🔗 20:24Seagulyus: also she retrocactively becomes nicer to you if you keep her with him
🔗 20:24Rabbidrabbits: Clarissa was just sort of wrecked by Michael's death. She's actually really nice in before that or if you save him.
🔗 20:24 Havok4: Well here you made the dialog choices that prevent him from living. So due to TIME PARADOX you are responsible for him dying.
🔗 20:24 vorox4: I think you made the right choice about clarissa, Alex.
🔗 20:25 banwidthraptor: me too
🔗 20:25Nefasine: i wonder if you play the game again if the choices you made with Michael effect the story line with Clarissa
🔗 20:25 SchalaKitty: I wonder how many people just ditch Clarissa and give her over the ghosts
🔗 20:25 DoktorLoy: eyyyy unity
🔗 20:25 ravingpenguin: Felix's excitement for this game was the whole reason I got it
🔗 20:25 MistahFixIt: Grief does shitty things to people :c
🔗 20:25 Mysterious_Challenger: By time weirdeness you killed him
🔗 20:25silenceaux: Khalahd She works at a boutique and doesn't like the ocean. I'm not sure that counts as "ruined".
🔗 20:25 AdmiralMemo: vorox4: The right choice but not the popular choice, according to the stats.
🔗 20:25Jeremy2D: !game good
🔗 20:25 Mysterious_Challenger: IT'S YOUR FAULT
🔗 20:25 Nightvalien28: that was the right choice, she is going to be shitty may as well be shitty away from us
🔗 20:25 Havok4: But she had not way to know that so she was still being a butt.
🔗 20:25originalskyboss: Next Groundhog Day
🔗 20:25 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 99% (111/112)
🔗 20:25 Zeke229: i feel bad for clarissa
🔗 20:25 RobertMerlow: This game is really really good
🔗 20:25 Rhynerd: There's always the next loop.
🔗 20:25 theguywiththecleverhandle:
she looks so sad 
🔗 20:25ferretbadger84: We are all Derek...
🔗 20:25 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I'm full of ghosts.
🔗 20:25 LRRbot: New quote #1897: "I'm full of ghosts." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 20:25Jlhonors: No, Derrick is full of a ghost.
🔗 20:25ferretbadger84: We have ghosts inside of us
🔗 20:25mnemonicman: Are the ghosts gluten free?
🔗 20:25 Khalahd:
@Silenceaux She dropped out, too. It was clearly not a good ending for her. 
🔗 20:25 ravingpenguin: !game good
🔗 20:25 mtvcdm: I got you babe.... I got you babe...
🔗 20:25 CaptainSpam: "Hi, I'm Alex, I'm a teenage girl, and I have a ghost inside of me!"
🔗 20:25D_Man_7733: Imagine how it changes in a game where Micheal didn't die, just moved away and actually broke up with Clarissa?
🔗 20:25Rootpotato: spoopy gam?
🔗 20:25 MistahFixIt: Noooo Alex why...
🔗 20:25 MistahFixIt: The Feels D:
🔗 20:25OriginalGarwulf: Kind of makes one wish there was a Hugo Award for best video game...
🔗 20:25silenceaux: Khalahd More to life than completing college
🔗 20:25 CleverCrumbish: Alex confirmed for Derek
🔗 20:25 Clench_Eastwood:
111 of 112? OK Who didn't like it?! We gonna fight! 
🔗 20:26 chiropteraboy: Oh boy
🔗 20:26Lysander_Gustav: Hahahaha a Slider reference
🔗 20:26 AdmiralMemo: The next leap home?
🔗 20:26 Nightvalien28: oh god the next game
🔗 20:26NotJustAFleshWound: Sliders reference?
🔗 20:26 chiropteraboy: Layers of fear huh
🔗 20:26 SchalaKitty: Such Value tonight!
🔗 20:26TacitusVigil: Alex hoped the next leap would be the leap home #QuantumDerp
🔗 20:26DigitalSeahorse gets fud
🔗 20:26 chiropteraboy: thats gonna be a ride
🔗 20:26 MistahFixIt rocks back and forth holding himself. "Sam Beckett... gotta leap home..."
🔗 20:26Golldum: BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
🔗 20:26NotJustAFleshWound: or quantum leap?
🔗 20:26Theicyhandofdeath: flashing back to alex geting possesed at the end of temple of the lava bears
🔗 20:26Lysander_Gustav: Or Quantum Leap
🔗 20:26 Rhynerd: Who, that was quite the adventure.
🔗 20:26D_Man_7733: !Game good
🔗 20:26 LRRbot: Rating for Oxenfree on Let's NOPE is now 99% (112/113)
🔗 20:26 DarkMorford: Did we !game complete yet?
🔗 20:26Aviator_Moonshine: Oh, wow. I completely forgot i planned to watch Alex tonight.At least i played some mtg with my friends, so its not too bad.And he got more games to play. So banzai. :=)
🔗 20:26 AdmiralMemo: !completed
🔗 20:26 LRRbot:
Oxenfree added to the completed list
🔗 20:26Lysander_Gustav: Layers of Fear, or more Devil's Daggers?
🔗 20:26 MistahFixIt: Yaaaay
🔗 20:26 Rhynerd: I'm hoping layers of fear
🔗 20:26 SchalaKitty:
Layers of Fear times! 
🔗 20:26OriginalGarwulf: Isn't Layers of Fear the one where the layout keeps changing on us?
🔗 20:26NotJustAFleshWound: I really want to see more Layers of Fear. It's so good.
🔗 20:26 Rhynerd: Let's stack the good games
🔗 20:26OriginalGarwulf: (I may have put that wrong)
🔗 20:27 Sylenctone: tonight's 'games purchased due to LRR' count is 2
🔗 20:27 MistahFixIt: I would pay five hundred THOUSAND pounds to see Alex play more Layers of Fear.
🔗 20:27 Rhynerd: Make this a let's nope for the books!
🔗 20:27TacitusVigil: Clarissa blame us irrationally for Michael's death...which is irrational, but...I get it. I don't agree with it, but that's the point, when we're in that position we're not clearheaded.
🔗 20:27 Mysterious_Challenger: Kidna, Gawrulf
🔗 20:27 AdmiralMemo: This game... It looks good, but it's a game that I'd never play. I'm still all "Where's the spoops?" about it.
🔗 20:27Lysander_Gustav: What was the previous game you purchased, Sylenctone?
🔗 20:27 DarkMorford: I'm getting tired, so I think I'm gonna call it. G'night, chat!
🔗 20:27OriginalGarwulf: Good - I love subtle horror.
🔗 20:27 embyrr922: Goodnight DarkMorford
🔗 20:27 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo Oxenfree, or LayersofFear?
🔗 20:27Lysander_Gustav: Good night DarkMorford!
🔗 20:28 AdmiralMemo: OriginalGarwulf: Apparently it was too subtle for me.
🔗 20:28 Rhynerd: @admiralmemo I'd imagine they're the most visible when you stop and think.
🔗 20:28 Clench_Eastwood: night Dark
🔗 20:28 AdmiralMemo: Clench_Eastwood, Oxenfree
🔗 20:28OriginalGarwulf: Oxenfree: a game that had a lot to say, both literally and figuratively.
🔗 20:28D_Man_7733: What was our playtime on Oxenfree by the end there?
🔗 20:28Golldum: I wish i had a second moniter so i could watch the stream and play dragons dogma
🔗 20:28 Sylenctone: Devil Daggers and Oxenfree
🔗 20:28 T3HF1GM3NT: 4-5 hours?
🔗 20:28 AdmiralMemo: Rhynerd: Can you explain?
🔗 20:28Theicyhandofdeath: @Golldum get twitch mobile and put ur phone by ur comp
🔗 20:29 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo ah, it was more of a goosebumps creepy thing for me, but it depends if the poltergiest/possesion type of stuff scares you. Like for me Slasher flicks dont scare me at all.
🔗 20:29Lysander_Gustav: Well, that's pretty cool
🔗 20:29D_Man_7733: SkylerRingtail woah, that's cool.
🔗 20:29 AdmiralMemo: Clench_Eastwood: See, that doesn't scare me. It confused me sometimes, but didn't scare me. And I am also against the grain in being one of the few who liked Ren.
🔗 20:29Lysander_Gustav: Devil's Daggers is on my list of things to buy next big sale.
🔗 20:29 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 20:29 LRRbot: Currently playing: Oxenfree (rating 99%)
🔗 20:29ferretbadger84: Hi again
🔗 20:29Jlhonors: Max spooked.
🔗 20:29Theicyhandofdeath: its only 5 bucks
🔗 20:29 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Twitch Game refresh?
🔗 20:30 ExhaustedElox: YES! We're back to Layers of Fear again!
🔗 20:30 aaronbsam: YAY!!!
🔗 20:30 Sleepyperson: Is this fears of layers?
🔗 20:30 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 20:30 LRRbot: Currently playing: Oxenfree (rating 99%)
🔗 20:30 Zeke229: new game?
🔗 20:30originalskyboss: Oh hey. What is this.
🔗 20:30 Sleepyperson: Yup it is
🔗 20:30 RobertMerlow: Oh No. This. We're all dead
🔗 20:30 lord0rcus: Layers!!!!!
🔗 20:30 ExhaustedElox: Uh, guys, change the lower Third please
🔗 20:30 Zeke229: no save file?
🔗 20:30 RobertMerlow: we're all gonna die
🔗 20:30Lysander_Gustav: It's the principle of the thing
🔗 20:30 SkylerRingtail: Oh Cori is new to this? Excellent
🔗 20:30silenceaux: Oh Cori you are in for a treat!
🔗 20:30 ExhaustedElox: You're not playing Oxenfree anymore
🔗 20:30 SachielOne: Oh HELL YES.
🔗 20:30 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 20:30 LRRbot: Currently playing: Layers of Fear (rating 97%)
🔗 20:30 Havok4: Cori. Mono-spoop tribal
🔗 20:30 Sylenctone: This game is a HECK NO for me
🔗 20:30 lord0rcus: has it been updated?
🔗 20:30 Khalahd: YESSSS. Back to back awesome games
🔗 20:30 Lord_Mcwonderballs: unf yas
🔗 20:30 Rhynerd: @admiralmemo I'd imagine that taking a moment for a bigger picture of some of the implications of things the ghosts say (and also some of the characters) could lead to some horrifying realizations.
🔗 20:30 vorox4: Layers of fear time?
🔗 20:30 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, There we go.
🔗 20:30 ravingpenguin:
A fear cake!
🔗 20:30 chiropteraboy: Sit tight Cori
🔗 20:30Dark_Side_of_the_Mill: Who cares if we saved, I'd watch this all over again!
🔗 20:30vladimortpuddin: this agin?
🔗 20:30 ravingpenguin: A fear onion?
🔗 20:30 Frylock72: This game though
🔗 20:30NotJustAFleshWound: This game so gooooood
🔗 20:30 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo ya, actually Nona and Jonas were the ones I didn't really care for, but I dare not say that out loud...oops
🔗 20:30 MistahFixIt: Five Hundred THOUSAND Pounds... of poop. Straight into your pants.
🔗 20:30 lord0rcus: spoopiest game since PT
🔗 20:30fastlane250:
How many times has this been on stream? I was here for the first and I hope it hasn't been on again until now. 
🔗 20:30 SachielOne: Excuse me while I go turn on all the lights.
🔗 20:30 Sleepyperson: LrrSPOOP Time
🔗 20:30 embyrr922:
Put it in my eyes! 
🔗 20:30 AdmiralMemo: Rhynerd: Oh, I realize that what they were saying was bad, but that didn't... SCARE me...
🔗 20:30NotJustAFleshWound: Preparing for maximum spoop
🔗 20:30fastlane250: because that first stream was amazing
🔗 20:30originalskyboss: Hwite?
🔗 20:30 cheetoJack:

🔗 20:31 Sleepyperson: Yup still need to learn those
🔗 20:31 Sleepyperson:

🔗 20:31 SkylerRingtail: Typo in caption Mr. Alex
🔗 20:31 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, is this the full game?
🔗 20:31SilverNapalm: I wish I could turn off all my lights for this game. *** is AMAZING
🔗 20:31Lysander_Gustav: hhhhhhhwite
🔗 20:31 ExhaustedElox: Is that typo intentional, Cori?
🔗 20:31 Sylenctone:

🔗 20:31 Rhynerd:
So now we return 
🔗 20:31 atrophonian:
Time to bring on the
.
🔗 20:31Garfman314: what kind of spoops is this?
🔗 20:31 MistahFixIt: It's a Bob Ross-ism?
🔗 20:31th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: Smeagol is that you?
🔗 20:31originalskyboss: SHOOOOOT HEEER
🔗 20:31Lysander_Gustav: That's how you pronounce it
🔗 20:31Paksenarrion_: this game!
🔗 20:31 Zeke229: i hope they've subtlly changed all scares
🔗 20:31Theicyhandofdeath: spooooooooopppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
🔗 20:31 noakyy:

🔗 20:31 Rhynerd: @admiralmemo well, we all have different phobias.
🔗 20:31SilverNapalm: SO PRETTY
🔗 20:31Jlhonors: Dorian Gray no no no
🔗 20:31fastlane250: Bad Time Fun Time
🔗 20:31 atrophonian:
Gonna have a bad time? More like a
time!@
🔗 20:31 Sisyphus_NZ: Tugger Nutts Finishes First
🔗 20:31 Clench_Eastwood: Are we where we left off?
🔗 20:31 ExhaustedElox: It still looks gorgeous
🔗 20:31DrWreckage: What is game?
🔗 20:31KamikazeAardvark: we starting from 0?
🔗 20:31originalskyboss: It was a dark and stormy night
🔗 20:31 Sleepyperson: A great time I would say
🔗 20:31SquareDotCube:
Watch out for Drew Scary! 
🔗 20:31 SkylerRingtail: !babby
🔗 20:31 Zeke229: 500,000 pounds
🔗 20:31DigitalSeahorse: the ad crashed the player
🔗 20:31 AdmiralMemo: Rhynerd: Perhaps having already faced and basically beaten existential terror... the horror of nothingness... maybe that's why it doesn't scare me.
🔗 20:31 Gildan_Bladeborn: Drwreckage - Layers of Fear. IT is... sublime.
🔗 20:32Theicyhandofdeath: both
🔗 20:32 Clench_Eastwood: This lamp cost 500,000 pounds!
🔗 20:32DigitalSeahorse: wooo
🔗 20:32 ExhaustedElox: That picture costs 500,000 pounds.
🔗 20:32splatty1: other door
🔗 20:32 AugmentingPath: pay respects?
🔗 20:32 Khalahd: How many pounds did you pay for that painting?
🔗 20:32 MistahFixIt: "Pissing Baby Hawk" did not do well at auction... I am fiscally ruined, and a laughingstock.
🔗 20:32 Rhynerd: @admiralmemo I'm still working on that.
🔗 20:32 banwidthraptor: !game
🔗 20:32 LRRbot: Currently playing: Layers of Fear (rating 97%)
🔗 20:32 Gildan_Bladeborn: Everything in this house - 500,000 pounds!
🔗 20:32 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 20:32 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (103/106)
🔗 20:32 SkylerRingtail: Hey LRR, you got a typo in the caption. Unsure of intentional
🔗 20:32 lord0rcus: i think its the same engine as amnesia
🔗 20:32Theicyhandofdeath: the spoopy decadence
🔗 20:32DigitalSeahorse: is this the room they started in?
🔗 20:32 Khalahd: !game good
🔗 20:32 AdmiralMemo: This game cost FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS
🔗 20:32 AugmentingPath: Limbo to interact
🔗 20:32 ExhaustedElox: You're trying to go out the wron door, Alex
🔗 20:32DrWreckage: Exquisite ecsteasy
🔗 20:32 Grescheks: SkylerRingtail, it's intentional
🔗 20:32Jlhonors: hwite is probably intentional. Probably.
🔗 20:32DrWreckage: Get it? Ecsteacy?
🔗 20:32sk3tchup:
"I call this one sandstorm. Its by Darude." - Alex 2015 
🔗 20:32originalskyboss: SIR.
🔗 20:32 Clench_Eastwood: Git gud Staecy
🔗 20:32originalskyboss: I Dont mean to kinkshame
🔗 20:33 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 20:33 LRRbot: Currently playing: Layers of Fear (rating 97%)
🔗 20:33 atrophonian: That's soooo detailed...
🔗 20:33 Rhynerd: Oh yeah.
🔗 20:33 MistahFixIt: Oh good, the voice.
🔗 20:33 Rhynerd: I forgot about the muzzle..
🔗 20:33 AdmiralMemo: Wait... Didn't Alex play this previously?
🔗 20:33 ExhaustedElox: I think Cori will appreciate the models in this game
🔗 20:33originalskyboss: Look how wonderful this game looks.
🔗 20:33 MistahFixIt:
I love the voice 
🔗 20:33 Nightvalien28: WHY ARE WE BACK HERE
🔗 20:33Theicyhandofdeath: ooh dem grafics
🔗 20:33 SkylerRingtail: Does the FPS seem low to anyone? Getting a little disoriented when looking around
🔗 20:33fastlane250: Oh yes it's all coming back
🔗 20:33 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (103/106)
🔗 20:33 ExhaustedElox: AdmiralMemo, the game is finally done
🔗 20:33 Clench_Eastwood: Time to turn off all the lights and pee myself
🔗 20:33 Nightvalien28: we HAD a doge remember
🔗 20:33 AdmiralMemo: ExhaustedElox, Oh yeah.
🔗 20:33NotJustAFleshWound: @Admiralmemo He played early access version.
🔗 20:33 Rhynerd: @admiralmemo never finished it, the game only had a few levels ready.
🔗 20:33 LordWolfwood: does anyone know if there is a current Card Kingdom button available?
🔗 20:33 Nightvalien28: he is a paint brush now
🔗 20:33DigitalSeahorse: scary kitchen
🔗 20:33 atrophonian: Such a well stocked larder...
🔗 20:33 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 20:33Jeh_0:

🔗 20:33Aviator_Moonshine:
@Clench. Get a creeking chair like me. 
🔗 20:33 banwidthraptor: pauper perhaps?
🔗 20:33SilverNapalm: NOTHING AT ALL ALEX *HISTERICAL LAUGHTER*
🔗 20:33 Rhynerd: !game good
🔗 20:33originalskyboss: Wow. This is why PC is Master Race
🔗 20:33 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo are we at the biginning or did they start from the last playthrough?
🔗 20:33 AdmiralMemo: LordWolfwood: Yes and no. Graham's created it and sent it off... CK hasn't mass produced it yet.
🔗 20:33DigitalSeahorse: nothing could ever spoil the kitchen
🔗 20:34 AdmiralMemo: Clench_Eastwood: New game. Game is finally complete now.
🔗 20:34SilverNapalm: it's a new game i believe
🔗 20:34 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (104/107)
🔗 20:34Lysander_Gustav: Of course a quote from Dorian Gray
🔗 20:34NotJustAFleshWound: Relevant quote.
🔗 20:34 Sleepyperson: Well that changed fast
🔗 20:34 MistahFixIt: #RatsDontCount
🔗 20:34 Clench_Eastwood: @Aviator_moonshine oh my chair totally creeks
🔗 20:34 embyrr922: That busted bottle of wine cost 500,000 pounds
🔗 20:34 ExhaustedElox: Rats will be a thing in this game, Cori.
🔗 20:34 LordWolfwood: @Admiralmemo Ok cool, I'm in no rush to order so I'll hold off for now.
🔗 20:34NotJustAFleshWound: Game is gorgeous.
🔗 20:34 SkylerRingtail: Hah, the "polish"
🔗 20:34DigitalSeahorse: the food will remain tasty
🔗 20:34originalskyboss: Look at how wonderful this looks
🔗 20:34 AdmiralMemo: LordWolfwood: So... It's a "don't order QUITE yet, but soon"
🔗 20:34ThatDangSkeleton: slipping and sliding on all this POLISH
🔗 20:34SilverNapalm: The polish on it in beta was unbelievable, and it only looks better now
🔗 20:34 ExhaustedElox: Outfitting this kitchen cost 500,000 pounds.
🔗 20:34Golldum: for some reason i want to build this houce in minecraft
🔗 20:34 SchalaKitty: I am so pumped to watch Cori react to this game
🔗 20:35 Clench_Eastwood: Well since Ive seen the beginning Im going to make popcorn, brb
🔗 20:35 AdmiralMemo: Oh yes... Cori hasn't SEEN this game, has she?
🔗 20:35DigitalSeahorse: cause tasty has a taste ...good or putrid
🔗 20:35Theicyhandofdeath: 30 booze
🔗 20:35Jlhonors: 10 kg of pure apple.
🔗 20:35 AugmentingPath: 30 bottles of booze on the list, 30 bottles of booze
🔗 20:35NimrodXIV: I would like 1 booze, please
🔗 20:35 cantwearusernames: so did they change the earlier parts of the game or just add on the rest of the content. like is Alex gonna go through the exact same thing as before to a point?
🔗 20:35originalskyboss: Wow. 50 air fresheners?
🔗 20:35 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, how much do you think all of that stuff costs?
🔗 20:35silenceaux: Why an iron in that cupboard?
🔗 20:35Aviator_Moonshine: @clench all we need now is to get Alex a creeking chair
🔗 20:35steelenet: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...
🔗 20:35Arclight_Dynamo goes through a Steam queue. Sees an anime porno game. "This game is in your discovery queue because it is popular." Shakes his head.
🔗 20:35 mtvcdm: 50 PACKS of air fresheners.
🔗 20:35xxxlonkxxx: ooh layers of fear
🔗 20:35 Tangsm: I bet I know how much that booze cost you.
🔗 20:35SilverNapalm: *snored his head off Alex
🔗 20:35LarkSachrosis: That's 30 Imperial Boozes.
🔗 20:35 AdmiralMemo: Cori: This game is... it's good... it's just good... but it's disturbing
🔗 20:35 ExhaustedElox: 30 booze and apples, no bread.
🔗 20:35 AugmentingPath: I assume he *snored* his head off
🔗 20:35silenceaux: "snored" his head off, not shoved.
🔗 20:35 cantwearusernames: @Arclight_dynamo boing?
🔗 20:35 banwidthraptor: 30 stones of booze?
🔗 20:35 Zeke229: Arclight_Dynamo, whats wrong with anime porn games?
🔗 20:35 atrophonian:
And the Cucumber wants to make love to Alex, too? 
🔗 20:35 AdmiralMemo:
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, both anime and porn are popular, aren't they? 
🔗 20:36 Frylock72: Man, did this game get even prettier?
🔗 20:36originalskyboss: Alex "I want to make love to this cucumber" Steacy
🔗 20:36SilverNapalm: houses whith reasonable switches and well thought out design?
🔗 20:36ReverseCreations: !game
🔗 20:36 LRRbot: Currently playing: Layers of Fear (rating 97%)
🔗 20:36Arclight_Dynamo: cantwearusernames: Boing?
🔗 20:36SilverNapalm: is this a game?
🔗 20:36 Grescheks: hey, paprika is always useful
🔗 20:36 Rhynerd: Baskets overflowing with apples
🔗 20:36 Hotliquidjello: athere is no such thing as too much paprika
🔗 20:36 tyloncorp: "sugar"
🔗 20:36originalskyboss: Diabetes house
🔗 20:36SilverNapalm: Is this a horror game?
🔗 20:36 MistahFixIt: Teehee
🔗 20:36 cantwearusernames: @Arclight_dynamo neptune
🔗 20:36 AdmiralMemo:
LoadingReadyRun: Chat kind of wants you to return with the "FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS" joke 
🔗 20:36 Rhynerd: @silvernapalm yes
🔗 20:36 Lord_Mcwonderballs: oh my god the sound design is even more polished from last time unnnnnf this game is so gooooood
🔗 20:36SquareDotCube: 500,000 pounds of sugar
🔗 20:36Lysander_Gustav: Sugar, spice, everything nice
🔗 20:36 atrophonian: Alex "The SWEETEST" Steacy
🔗 20:36 TyranicMoron: SilverNapalm, very yes
🔗 20:36 mtvcdm: Are we packing for the Oregon Trail?
🔗 20:36 theguywiththecleverhandle: "sugar" or, like, you know, cocaine
🔗 20:36originalskyboss: Who's running the taps!?
🔗 20:36DigitalSeahorse: sooooo many DEVILED eggs
🔗 20:36Aviator_Moonshine: @Silver nope. Its a happy wonderland game
🔗 20:36originalskyboss: Thats expensive you know
🔗 20:36 Frylock72: It's Gideon on Innistrad.
🔗 20:36Arclight_Dynamo: Zeke229: Nothing, if that's your jam. But 1) this one was kinda creepy (high school kids) and 2) I figure that sort of thing should be opt-in rather than just having it thrown at you.
🔗 20:36Garfman314: mutton chops!
🔗 20:36 ravingpenguin: You are the grumpiest grumpsman
🔗 20:36 ExhaustedElox: Is it me or is the main character looking slightly youngerr in this version?
🔗 20:36silenceaux: Nice mutton chops.
🔗 20:36SilverNapalm: Hot water doesnt work
🔗 20:36 mtvcdm: The tiny little details like that.
🔗 20:36Lysander_Gustav: Wow, that's a surprise to see a reflection. Haven't seen those in a while.
🔗 20:36SilverNapalm: crappy house
🔗 20:36Jlhonors: In this game the mirror is okay, clearly.
🔗 20:36 TyranicMoron: SilverNapalm, the original stream of this was the best Let's Nope I've seen
🔗 20:36Theicyhandofdeath: 50000 pounds
🔗 20:36 SchalaKitty: Oh I love the bathroom
🔗 20:37 ExhaustedElox: This bath? 500,000 pounds
🔗 20:37DigitalSeahorse: what does he look like?
🔗 20:37 Tangsm: That's the only joke worth continuing.
🔗 20:37 Nightvalien28: that explain our limp
🔗 20:37 Curufean: not peg leg :[
🔗 20:37 Tangsm: There are all new jokes to be made.
🔗 20:37 ravingpenguin: You're running through the halls and it just pops off
🔗 20:37SilverNapalm: @Tyranicmoron I watched it retroactivley. I'm super hyped for this!
🔗 20:37 AdmiralMemo: Not Steve: has peg leg
🔗 20:37 mtvcdm: I think that said 'how in the hell did they [bus] up the--' and I missed the last word.
🔗 20:37 GreyFox0012: yeah youre walking with a limp
🔗 20:37 vorox4: This stain on the floor of the bathroom...
🔗 20:37originalskyboss: MMM. Bloody bandages
🔗 20:37 GreyFox0012: whats the name of his other leg?
🔗 20:37 MistahFixIt: Dirty Bandages
🔗 20:37 LegionofLashes: do you know how much this toilet cost me...5 thousand pounds
🔗 20:37 MistahFixIt: And rat poison
🔗 20:37 atrophonian: Slightly Loved Bandages?
🔗 20:37 arcaneOmnipotence: last word was "leg" I think
🔗 20:37Laserbeaks_Fury: Delicious ANTU
🔗 20:37 vorox4: do you know how much it cost?
🔗 20:37xxxlonkxxx:
they're reusable in the olden days 
🔗 20:37Quixoticcommand: House is haunted by a choir boy
🔗 20:37 AdmiralMemo: Delicious Antu!
🔗 20:37 banwidthraptor: wash and reuse depending on the era
🔗 20:37 mtvcdm: So much polish.
🔗 20:37 SkylerRingtail: It even has tiny flakes of rust on the bottom!
🔗 20:37firehazard_k: !uptime
🔗 20:37 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:05.
🔗 20:37 Nightvalien28: so damn pretty
🔗 20:37 ExhaustedElox: That tin of rat poison? %00,000 pounds
🔗 20:38originalskyboss: ANTU. My favorite spice to give to the neighbors.
🔗 20:38sk3tchup: YOU SPEAK PIRATE?
🔗 20:38 atrophonian: Modelgasm?
🔗 20:38 Zeke229: i love all the Polish
🔗 20:38 vorox4: FIVE HUNDRED thousand pounds.
🔗 20:38DigitalSeahorse: I just came
🔗 20:38NimrodXIV: I'm disturbed that the singing stopped when he closed the cabinet
🔗 20:38 cantwearusernames: reminds me of gone home where they even rendered the nutrition labels on the food
🔗 20:38 AugmentingPath: keeeeeeys
🔗 20:38Garfman314: did anyone refill the toilet paper?
🔗 20:38 arcaneOmnipotence: The rat poison had some point on the top
🔗 20:38Jlhonors: Keys yes.
🔗 20:38Theicyhandofdeath: raymond "model orgasm" staecey
🔗 20:38netherdmn44: watchout foe jumpscare
🔗 20:38snipershin143: go upstair first
🔗 20:38Laserbeaks_Fury: listen to his footsteps
🔗 20:38 SkylerRingtail: !badadvice
🔗 20:38 LRRbot: Don't sleep before Desert Bus South.
🔗 20:38Laserbeaks_Fury: they're kinda limpy
🔗 20:38 theguywiththecleverhandle: you walk like you have a prosthesis
🔗 20:38sk3tchup:

🔗 20:38 AugmentingPath: A model orgasm? like mice or zebrafish?
🔗 20:38 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Alex: Peg leg = not Steve?
🔗 20:38netherdmn44: jumpscare detected
🔗 20:38SquareDotCube: My 1-pad
🔗 20:39 Zeke229: this game is so pretty
🔗 20:39Quixoticcommand: Was that a Ti-82 on the table?
🔗 20:39 Frylock72: This game doesn't have a Steve anyway, I thought.
🔗 20:39originalskyboss: Ok. Somethings off
🔗 20:39Quixoticcommand: Is this the 80s
🔗 20:39 AdmiralMemo: YES!
🔗 20:39 banwidthraptor: very nice turbo mansion
🔗 20:39 ExhaustedElox: lol there it is, thank you Alex
🔗 20:39Laserbeaks_Fury: ABBACDEGGA
🔗 20:39Lysander_Gustav: I was wondering about the odd walking sounds last time we played
🔗 20:39 mtvcdm: It's Chopsticks.
🔗 20:39Darth_Dredge: how exactly is this game horror?
🔗 20:39originalskyboss: UM
🔗 20:39originalskyboss: SIR
🔗 20:39augurseer: burninate all the people!
🔗 20:39Lysander_Gustav: And lurching camera
🔗 20:39 Grescheks: Darth_Dredge, you'll see
🔗 20:39netherdmn44: this game is so pretty and scary
🔗 20:39 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !sir
🔗 20:39 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 20:39originalskyboss: "working"
🔗 20:39 Rhynerd: You spilled your booze.
🔗 20:39Jlhonors: Do it the same Alex. This is Oxenfree.
🔗 20:39 Pharmacistjudge: alex should do it the same...so he's in a time loop
🔗 20:39 SkylerRingtail: I forgot some of the story from before. Good.
🔗 20:39SilverNapalm: JUMPING ALL AROUND
🔗 20:39netherdmn44: !quotr
🔗 20:39SilverNapalm: I remember that Xd
🔗 20:39DigitalSeahorse: all night...working those floors
🔗 20:39 SkylerRingtail: Jumping all around, jumping all around...
🔗 20:39 GreyFox0012: oh this is triggering
🔗 20:39 ExhaustedElox: *sigh* That song...
🔗 20:39Lysander_Gustav: I've heard this song before
🔗 20:39 Nightvalien28: that scared the *** out of me
🔗 20:39originalskyboss: New Gramaphone, who dis?
🔗 20:40netherdmn44: !quote
🔗 20:40 LRRbot: netherdmn44: That is a subscriber-only command
🔗 20:40 banwidthraptor: did this inspire the decadence crap shots alex?
🔗 20:40 cantwearusernames stumbles
🔗 20:40silenceaux: No... The song........ :C
🔗 20:40 Zeke229: that song gave me a heart attack
🔗 20:40DigitalSeahorse: I'm floored
🔗 20:40 mtvcdm: 30 booze, please!
🔗 20:40 SkylerRingtail: Comedic timing!
🔗 20:40 vorox4: Hahahahahahahah!
🔗 20:40 ExhaustedElox: Ugh, I hate that song.
🔗 20:40SilverNapalm: grab your cane peg leg
🔗 20:40 MistahFixIt: Three sheets to the wind? I'm aiming for seven to eight, honestly...
🔗 20:40 AdmiralMemo:
banwidthraptor, No, those happened before this. 
🔗 20:40xxxlonkxxx:
he should really take those bottles back for the deposits 
🔗 20:40 Karnasis_MtG: Cham-Pag-In
🔗 20:40originalskyboss: Oh my...
🔗 20:40steelenet: JEEVES, FETCH ME MORE BOOZE
🔗 20:40 cantwearusernames: Hey alex see if they have Bongo Bongo Bongo for the phonograph
🔗 20:40ThePrettiestFurry subscribed for 9 months in a row!
🔗 20:40 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ThePrettiestFurry! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 20:40DigitalSeahorse: Champ Agnes
🔗 20:40ThatDangSkeleton: forget hair of the dog... we're shaving the whole canine
🔗 20:40ProfessorSkippy: what is in the closet next to the bed
🔗 20:40 Rhynerd: Murderfuck the painting, I think it was called...
🔗 20:40 theguywiththecleverhandle: stabbing = analogy for sexxx
🔗 20:40 AugmentingPath: Oh hey, a cameo appearance
🔗 20:41 GreyFox0012: yay furries
🔗 20:41 overlordstowell: GALACTUS!?
🔗 20:41originalskyboss: Why is the Rum always gone?
🔗 20:41steelenet: and this is what happens when you listen to nickelback
🔗 20:41 AdmiralMemo: Galactus opens in flames? Dang, I didn't hear about that in the comics.
🔗 20:41 mtvcdm: Ah yes, this would be the Triangle Shirtwaist era, wouldn't it?
🔗 20:41NotJustAFleshWound: So much detail.
🔗 20:41Theicyhandofdeath: pro stabbists
🔗 20:41 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 20:41Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna know how the mirror got busted, but I don't know how to BROOCH the subject
🔗 20:41 theguywiththecleverhandle: Stiff in more ways than one
🔗 20:41 SkylerRingtail:
Dammit, *I'm* the prettiest furry in this chat 
🔗 20:41NotJustAFleshWound: @Augmentingpath boo
🔗 20:41lRizzakl: I'll give you a stiff competition
🔗 20:41 ThePrettiestFurry: 'tis good to be sub-baby
🔗 20:41DigitalSeahorse: was that purrrrtiest?
🔗 20:41originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the Stiff Competition
🔗 20:41 AdmiralMemo: This is Polish: The Game.
🔗 20:41 GreyFox0012: im probably the "genericest" furry
🔗 20:41 embyrr922: Woluf babby
🔗 20:41 GreyFox0012: in this chat
🔗 20:41 SkylerRingtail: Wolf Monkey Baby
🔗 20:41WampaX subscribed for 21 months in a row!
🔗 20:41 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, WampaX! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 20:41 MistahFixIt: Jeeves?! JEEVES! How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg, honestly?!
🔗 20:41originalskyboss: ?
🔗 20:42 Intrepid_Colin: Puppy Monkey Baby?
🔗 20:42 SchalaKitty: Wolf Baby!
🔗 20:42Theicyhandofdeath: smashing the state but mostly bottles
🔗 20:42 Rhynerd: Just walk over the broken bottlw
🔗 20:42LarkSachrosis: Thank you thmanwithnoname.
🔗 20:42Quixoticcommand: That was Sir Reginald Von Babyface
🔗 20:42 vorox4: @Intrepid_colin Please don't.
🔗 20:42originalskyboss: Jeeves? Why did we commission this portrait again?
🔗 20:42DigitalSeahorse: that's the child of the Twilight
🔗 20:42 ExhaustedElox: That portrait behind the desk? 500,000 pounds
🔗 20:42 AdmiralMemo: originalskyboss, To keep you up at night, sir...
🔗 20:42 Rhynerd: Nah it was totally kid-friendly
🔗 20:42 overlordstowell: Why'd you put your key upon the table?
🔗 20:42 SkylerRingtail: You can flip the drawing over!
🔗 20:42 Clench_Eastwood:
I have popcorn and alcohol now. Time for
=D
🔗 20:42 GreyFox0012: theres more than one drawing
🔗 20:42 arcaneOmnipotence: More Drawings
🔗 20:42 ExhaustedElox: There's more than one page, Alex
🔗 20:42originalskyboss: Well, It works Jeeves.
🔗 20:42Jlhonors: That wolf about to get punched.
🔗 20:42 Rhynerd: Wait, show the other pages!
🔗 20:43 MistahFixIt: "Hairy baaaybeee..."
🔗 20:43 MistahFixIt: "Hairy Baby."
🔗 20:43 ravingpenguin: That baby has mutton chops
🔗 20:43 Tangsm: That correspondence coined "get your *** together". You were the first to hear it.
🔗 20:43 Rhynerd: She needs to see the other pages!
🔗 20:43 Havok4: look at the rest of the pictures?
🔗 20:43 theguywiththecleverhandle: is this the story of the Author of Little Red Riding Hood?
🔗 20:43 SchalaKitty: Show Cori all the pages!
🔗 20:43 arcaneOmnipotence: MORE PAGES ALEX
🔗 20:43 CleverCrumbish: What era is this? We have electricity and taps but we dress like it's the 18th century.
🔗 20:43 Havok4: Bring cori the blue pages!
🔗 20:43DigitalSeahorse: the ceiling moved?
🔗 20:43Jlhonors: That's what pillars are for.
🔗 20:43ProfessorSkippy: mishra's?
🔗 20:43SquareDotCube: Turn of the century
🔗 20:43Reecer6: That's called the 19th century.
🔗 20:43xxxlonkxxx: there are more drawings of the red riding hood
🔗 20:43silenceaux: Don't tease tooo many things in advance, Alex.
🔗 20:43 GreyFox0012: my guess would be around 1920s
🔗 20:43originalskyboss: Late 1890's perhaps
🔗 20:43 AdmiralMemo: Havok4: No! THE RED PAGES!
🔗 20:43Arclight_Dynamo: CleverCrumbish: Say 1910.
🔗 20:43Jeremy2D: Bring me the DERP pages!
🔗 20:43 SkylerRingtail: Fuuuuck things moving on their own
🔗 20:43SilverNapalm: OH MAn
🔗 20:43 AugmentingPath: let's not go to this room.
🔗 20:43 SkylerRingtail: And fuuuuuck the nursery
🔗 20:43 GreyFox0012: or 1910
🔗 20:43 mtvcdm: Well, it's after James Naismith invented basketball.
🔗 20:43NotJustAFleshWound: @Clevercrumbish late 19th or just after turn of the century.
🔗 20:43SilverNapalm: nope nope nope nope nope
🔗 20:43Laserbeaks_Fury: ohhh yeah THIS room
🔗 20:43Quixoticcommand: @clevercrumbish it's isn't the 1980s. This is what it was like
🔗 20:43Jlhonors: Not a kids room we ded.
🔗 20:43 MistahFixIt: No you must... you must bring me... the blue pages!
🔗 20:43JQuill7: oh, this room
🔗 20:43SilverNapalm: nononononononononononononononon
🔗 20:43 cantwearusernames just had flashbacks to the changeling
🔗 20:43DigitalSeahorse: "would you like to come and play?'
🔗 20:43Jeh_0:

🔗 20:43fastlane250: Wasn't there a jump scare here?
🔗 20:43originalskyboss: That be great
🔗 20:43 Clench_Eastwood: I dont like this room
🔗 20:43 SkylerRingtail: Hehehe, Alex remembers
🔗 20:43 theguywiththecleverhandle: feels early 20th century
🔗 20:43SilverNapalm: headless dolls
🔗 20:43 atrophonian: What could happen that's WEIRD, ALEX? NOTHING!
🔗 20:44 arcaneOmnipotence: ALEX, there were more drawings to the Little red ridding hood illustrations!
🔗 20:44Laserbeaks_Fury: Best moment ever
🔗 20:44silenceaux: Alex will NEVER forget. Or forgive.
🔗 20:44 ExhaustedElox: Ugh, that moment was so *** terrifying in the last playthrough
🔗 20:44 Mysterious_Challenger: hm
🔗 20:44 Clench_Eastwood:
this room so hard
🔗 20:44 mtvcdm: Basketball was invented in 1891, so it can't be before that.
🔗 20:44 cantwearusernames: if you enjoy this game I recommend the Canadian Horror film The Changeline
🔗 20:44SilverNapalm: Everything in this game is so beautiful!
🔗 20:44Quixoticcommand: Oh the creepy doll room. At least they are in the same place
🔗 20:44 AdmiralMemo: Alex: Wood doesn't melt
🔗 20:44Jlhonors: Why did I buy all these creepy dolls? Never again.
🔗 20:44noahgm: Oohhh you will love this part
🔗 20:44 Evil_Smurf: digitalseahorse only if you don't murder me, or if you must, in a kinky way.
🔗 20:44SilverNapalm: I just want to stare at all of it
🔗 20:44 Rhynerd: The Alex does not Forgive, and he will not forgive this room.
🔗 20:44 SkylerRingtail: Who wants to bet they removed or moved it in the final game to throw people off?
🔗 20:44 cantwearusernames: Changeling
🔗 20:44ProfessorSkippy: BBGrill
🔗 20:44originalskyboss: Crayons?
🔗 20:44SilverNapalm: moms kinda drawn over
🔗 20:44 theguywiththecleverhandle: dead eyes
🔗 20:44SilverNapalm: like who cares bout that ***
🔗 20:44steelenet:
spooky 
🔗 20:44 lord0rcus: the soldier was a parable for disabled war veterans
🔗 20:44DigitalSeahorse: it was tin soldier....they'll smelt together
🔗 20:44vrulg: do grills grow up into ovens?
🔗 20:44originalskyboss: Were Crayons a thing in the late 1890's?
🔗 20:44DigitalSeahorse: on the soldering iron
🔗 20:45 Havok4: We really should see the rest of the illustrations/
🔗 20:45 SkylerRingtail:
@Digitalseahorse This isn't Bioshock: Infinite 
🔗 20:45 AdmiralMemo: Mor*hic*MORTY! Why did they take my *hic* children away?!
🔗 20:45 CleverCrumbish:
I am 10% on board with the rest of this stream was us spending time in our wonderfully rendered house AND NOTHING
EVER HAPPENED
🔗 20:45 atrophonian: Painting Mockery.
🔗 20:45Jeh_0: sunday night baby cage fights
🔗 20:45 banwidthraptor: is it because the pantry is full of sugar and booze CPS frowns on that
🔗 20:45 CleverCrumbish: *100%
🔗 20:45originalskyboss: Ah yes. Baby Kick Fight. I specifically ordered that one.
🔗 20:45 cantwearusernames: Tugger Nuts and the Baby Kickfight
🔗 20:45 mtvcdm: Crayons were a thing in the 1800's.
🔗 20:45 SkylerRingtail: Babby count: 2
🔗 20:45vladimortpuddin: Baby Kick Fight is the name of my all toddler Five Finger Deathpunch cover band
🔗 20:45 Couraster: Baby Kickfight sounds like an opponent from Punch-Out
🔗 20:45 Nightvalien28: oh good this hell hole
🔗 20:45 GreyFox0012: radium?
🔗 20:45originalskyboss: Why is the Rum always gone...
🔗 20:45 MistahFixIt: @Admiralmemo - Aww geez Rick I dunno... muh-maybe its cuz y-y-y-you're an abusive alcoholic....?!
🔗 20:45 theguywiththecleverhandle: Mmmm... Lead based paint! Yummy!
🔗 20:46 cantwearusernames: Alex can you look at the small drawing on the wall?
🔗 20:46 atrophonian: Alex "ARSE-TIST" Steacy
🔗 20:46Jlhonors: Before texting, clearly.
🔗 20:46 SchalaKitty: I've seen paint that bright from the 1700's when I was working in the archives
🔗 20:46originalskyboss: And your Iron Cross?
🔗 20:46 banwidthraptor: looks like a silver cross
🔗 20:46Laserbeaks_Fury: I think we just missed the painting
🔗 20:46silenceaux: I guess that's how we lost the leg.
🔗 20:46originalskyboss: I guess.
🔗 20:46steelenet: MORE BOOZE
🔗 20:46 mtvcdm: PEPSIMANNNNNNN
🔗 20:46originalskyboss: AH yes. The booze crates
🔗 20:46DigitalSeahorse: that child was the product of uranium egg tempura
🔗 20:46steelenet: EVEN MORE BOOZE
🔗 20:46 Evil_Smurf: GET CRUNK
🔗 20:46 AdmiralMemo: Jeremy2D, Oh that is GOOD... That is REAL GOOD...
🔗 20:46 Clench_Eastwood: ya isnt that like the British Medal of Honor??
🔗 20:46 tyloncorp: well thats our 30 booze units.
🔗 20:46 Sleepyperson: Somebody is getting drunk tonight
🔗 20:46Theicyhandofdeath: shots x a lot
🔗 20:46 overlordstowell: Definitely Nazis..
🔗 20:46 emberBecky: that just seems space inefficient
🔗 20:46ReverseCreations: He doesn't have a drinking problem, nope not at all.
🔗 20:46Lysander_Gustav: Pretend it's pepsi?
🔗 20:46 vorox4: Booze Crate!
🔗 20:46NotJustAFleshWound: Appears to be meritorious service cross
🔗 20:46 Rhynerd: Exactly 13?
🔗 20:46steelenet: i think there is a problem here other than fear in layers...
🔗 20:47 Curufean: we can leave the house
🔗 20:47 Tangsm: The problem is that brush chest isn't full of booze. It needs to be filled.
🔗 20:47Jlhonors: Friendship and happiness.
🔗 20:47 Clench_Eastwood:
A Happy 
🔗 20:47Jeremy2D: @AdmiralMemo, I think that's from DB8, actually. "Bring me the Derp Pages". I just have it around.
🔗 20:47 Curufean: we just need to break a window and leave
🔗 20:47 Mysterious_Challenger: welp
🔗 20:47 AdmiralMemo: Jeremy2D: Ah
🔗 20:47originalskyboss: Ah. not done
🔗 20:47 Rhynerd: A hairy war baby
🔗 20:47originalskyboss: I guess we'll get back to work.
🔗 20:47 Sleepyperson: A scary ghost
🔗 20:47 AugmentingPath: that is an awesome achievement name
🔗 20:47 mtvcdm: Achievement unlocked: "It's covered up for a reason"
🔗 20:47 Akaiatana: Some artists say Fill Pages, some say, "Get it right this time"
🔗 20:47originalskyboss: TWITCH PLS
🔗 20:47SilverNapalm: wouldn't it be creepy if that page just fleshed out more while you worked on the painting?
🔗 20:47ProfessorSkippy: noep
🔗 20:47Quixoticcommand: Sir Reginald Von Babyface III strikes again
🔗 20:47 cantwearusernames: I want to see the one on the wall it looked like it had a creepy face
🔗 20:47 Rhynerd: Grab a brush, get back to work
🔗 20:47vladimortpuddin: Really glad they changed the layout of this house
🔗 20:47silenceaux: Um. Above the door?
🔗 20:47 AdmiralMemo: Alex: Wasn't me, and yes, Myst
🔗 20:47 Clench_Eastwood: LRR, You guys are dropping drames hard.
🔗 20:47 aussz: are we drawing happy little wine bottles?
🔗 20:48originalskyboss: JEEVES! Why did you lock my cabinet?
🔗 20:48 Clench_Eastwood: Frames*
🔗 20:48 RobertMerlow: Welcome BAAAAACK
🔗 20:48 SkylerRingtail: And so it begins
🔗 20:48DigitalSeahorse: painting paints itself
🔗 20:48silenceaux: There was something... Above the door.
🔗 20:48originalskyboss: OH GOOOOOOOD
🔗 20:48Arclight_Dynamo:
Jeremy2D, AdmiralMemo: Oh! Ha! I was the one who made that! 
🔗 20:48Himyul: is it just me or are they quieter than usual?
🔗 20:48Laserbeaks_Fury: Oscar WIlco
🔗 20:48 AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo: Neat!
🔗 20:48DigitalSeahorse: Oscar Won't he
🔗 20:48originalskyboss: AHAHAH
🔗 20:48 mtvcdm: Or that could happen.
🔗 20:48 AdmiralMemo: !scream
🔗 20:48 LRRbot:
21 screams for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE
🔗 20:48 atrophonian: Nope...
🔗 20:48ProfessorSkippy: oh
🔗 20:48 MistahFixIt: Oscar Wilde... in a game about paintings?
🔗 20:48ProfessorSkippy: my
🔗 20:48 Curufean: Just Break the Freaking window
🔗 20:48silenceaux: Just Out Of Reach
🔗 20:48originalskyboss: Kylo Ren?
🔗 20:48 MistahFixIt: I WONDER WHAT IT COULD MEAN
🔗 20:49 tehcrashxor: The spice must flow.
🔗 20:49 GreyFox0012: i really need to read dune
🔗 20:49Theicyhandofdeath: early pro stabbist meets
🔗 20:49silenceaux: Hey! It's your Demon Dagger character drawing!
🔗 20:49 RobertMerlow: I must not fear
🔗 20:49 AdmiralMemo: Shia Lebouf?
🔗 20:49 banwidthraptor: wow your psychic butler is salty
🔗 20:49Jeremy2D: Oh excellent! I have a stupid memory for humor and the internet. I just remember that gif for reasons.
🔗 20:49 Mysterious_Challenger: YES IT'S DEFINITELY BECAUSE YOU LEFT IT AJAR
🔗 20:49 ravingpenguin: Oh my it seems I've forgotten the layout of my own house
🔗 20:49Lysander_Gustav: Walk without rhythym
🔗 20:49 Mysterious_Challenger: not an angry wifeghost
🔗 20:49Theicyhandofdeath: i just finished the entire series
🔗 20:49 cantwearusernames: you ever wonder if there's someone in one of these haunted house that isn't scared just horrible confused
🔗 20:49 AugmentingPath:
That's a nice
there
🔗 20:49 Clench_Eastwood: Haven't watch Alex play this before is actually worse because it's still scary
🔗 20:49 theguywiththecleverhandle: I love all of the authentic art
🔗 20:49 lord0rcus: that's nice
🔗 20:49 Clench_Eastwood: Having*
🔗 20:49originalskyboss: Nosferatu
🔗 20:49 ExhaustedElox: I believe that fan cost you 500,000 pounds.
🔗 20:49Lysander_Gustav: Would it be a better experience if achievements were turned off?
🔗 20:49 theguywiththecleverhandle: "authentic" as in, historical I guess
🔗 20:49 Rhynerd: Flip that light a little more
🔗 20:49 AdmiralMemo: It's a painting of Ian with hair!
🔗 20:50originalskyboss: Ah. yes. The Good portrait of me
🔗 20:50 Clench_Eastwood: Leonard for Big Bang Thoery?
🔗 20:50 Nightvalien28: I dislike the humming
🔗 20:50 cantwearusernames: oh the stairs moved... could've sworn they were over there but oh well
🔗 20:50 lord0rcus: it's young ben franklin
🔗 20:50 MistahFixIt: I call it "That Guy? Fought,"
🔗 20:50Jeremy2D:
The fact you don't remember much is really good, actually 
🔗 20:50 ravingpenguin: Hello Pandora's Box
🔗 20:50D_Man_7733: Pandora's box!
🔗 20:50DigitalSeahorse: anyone know if David Ten Inch is also a Pianist?
🔗 20:50 AdmiralMemo: I SWEAR that looks like Ian with hair and no beard.
🔗 20:50 Rhynerd: I saw this painting in Art History
🔗 20:50Laserbeaks_Fury: 451
🔗 20:50originalskyboss: Ah yes. My Chest of Secrets.
🔗 20:50 Havok4: It is 451 always
🔗 20:50KamikazeAardvark: 485
🔗 20:50lightspeeddash: Oh
🔗 20:50 Juliamon: Good ol' Judith Beheading Holofernes
🔗 20:50lightspeeddash: playing this from the beginning i se
🔗 20:50 Clench_Eastwood: The paintings
🔗 20:50 GreyFox0012: corner
🔗 20:50LarkSachrosis: 0118999.. wait
🔗 20:50 ExhaustedElox: Turn on the lamp in the corner
🔗 20:50 theguywiththecleverhandle: 3 digets, shouldn't take too long to brute force
🔗 20:50lightspeeddash: did we pay Five HUNDRED Thousand Pounds for the Phone again?
🔗 20:50Jeremy2D: I think the save died, Lightspeeddash
🔗 20:50 AdmiralMemo: 8675309
🔗 20:50D_Man_7733: "save the date"? I thought we were done with time-travel stuff after we finished Oxenfree!
🔗 20:50 gravity_pike:
Yeaah Judith! Whoo! Behead the
out of Holofernes!
🔗 20:50 vorox4: It's a pipe! Remember the pipe from last time?
🔗 20:51 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, look at the paintings
🔗 20:51originalskyboss: Huh
🔗 20:51Laserbeaks_Fury: speaking of, did anyone catch that the combination to one of the cache boxes in Firewatch was set to 0451?
🔗 20:51 arcaneOmnipotence: candles
🔗 20:51 AdmiralMemo: Some... body!
🔗 20:51Lysander_Gustav: Some BODY
🔗 20:51 Clench_Eastwood: light the Candles
🔗 20:51lightspeeddash: once told me
🔗 20:51 Mysterious_Challenger: you need some natural light.
🔗 20:51originalskyboss: Why Do we own more than one of the Dune paintings?
🔗 20:51 SkylerRingtail: Ah, Alex has trouble in the same section again
🔗 20:51 cantwearusernames: Alex can you turn the gamma up a little more?
🔗 20:51 Mysterious_Challenger: To better admire your wine.
🔗 20:51 vorox4: @Gravity_pike What is that a reference too?
🔗 20:51 MistahFixIt: The world is gonna roll me
🔗 20:51KamikazeAardvark: candles corner paintings
🔗 20:51Theicyhandofdeath: smash the state alex
🔗 20:51 AugmentingPath: some...body once told me "The candles, Alex"
🔗 20:51SilverNapalm: try the date on that note
🔗 20:51lightspeeddash:
have you tried going left? 
🔗 20:51Jlhonors: Gotta do something about that draft.
🔗 20:51originalskyboss: My bat cave busts seem to be out of order
🔗 20:51Lysander_Gustav: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
🔗 20:51 SchalaKitty: I am so creeped out by the wind noises. They are both real and not at the same time.
🔗 20:51 MistahFixIt: Ohhh dear.
🔗 20:51 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhhhh
🔗 20:51 SkylerRingtail: Babby count: 34
🔗 20:51 SkylerRingtail: 3*
🔗 20:52DigitalSeahorse: that wind sounds like it's actually outside my building
🔗 20:52Lysander_Gustav: Is the room stretching, or is your mind?
🔗 20:52originalskyboss: ^
🔗 20:52 Frylock72: This warping effect cost five hundred thousand dollars.
🔗 20:52 cantwearusernames: do those candles give off hallucinegic fumes?
🔗 20:52lightspeeddash: not pounds?
🔗 20:52 MistahFixIt: These paintings? I imported them from a very exotic foreign country... Yharnham I believe its called...
🔗 20:52 Appleguard: Some body once told me the Rick was gonna roll me...AND HIS NAME WAS
🔗 20:52 banwidthraptor: I'd drink 30 booze if I lived on that house too
🔗 20:52 Appleguard: Meeeemes
🔗 20:52fastlane250: acheesement got
🔗 20:52Laserbeaks_Fury: bleh, Blue Tearstone Ring, it's junk
🔗 20:52 Clench_Eastwood: NOPE
🔗 20:52LarkSachrosis: !Whisper
🔗 20:52 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhhhhh
🔗 20:52D_Man_7733: That's a special kind of Creepy-romantic
🔗 20:52originalskyboss: @Digitalseahorse Ive got the same problem
🔗 20:52 emberBecky: eww creepiest proposal ever
🔗 20:52Lysander_Gustav: Is that the same voice actor from Darkest Dungeon?
🔗 20:52 Nightvalien28: for that ring, sure
🔗 20:52 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
🔗 20:52RobotHobbit: Is that a thing?
🔗 20:52Jlhonors: Whisper box X Alex.
🔗 20:52 GreyFox0012: ha it kinda is the BTSR
🔗 20:52 Abcxyq: Marry the box! Marry the box!
🔗 20:52 cantwearusernames accepts proposal
🔗 20:52 vorox4: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... creepy as Frack.
🔗 20:52 MistahFixIt: Buhhh
🔗 20:52ferretbadger84: Great answer LRRbot
🔗 20:52 AugmentingPath: turn around, bright eyes
🔗 20:52silenceaux: Reminder that treating people like possessions is hugely damaging.
🔗 20:52 AdmiralMemo: Appleguard: Fresh Prince?
🔗 20:52Quixoticcommand: Marriage is terrible the video game?
🔗 20:52 Clench_Eastwood: This ring was cheaper than buying a sex slave so.......
🔗 20:52originalskyboss: Ah yes. My batman busts seem to be on the fritz
🔗 20:53 ExhaustedElox: Oh, the chair!
🔗 20:53xxxlonkxxx:
never forget 
🔗 20:53 MistahFixIt: "Slocked!"
🔗 20:53 ExhaustedElox: *** that chair
🔗 20:53DTor214: Never forget what?
🔗 20:53Darth_Dredge: what is the plot for this game?
🔗 20:53lightspeeddash: even treating AI like possesstions
🔗 20:53 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 20:53Lysander_Gustav: Der Comisar's in town!
🔗 20:53D_Man_7733: Hi Uncle William, enjoying the rocking chair?
🔗 20:53 gravity_pike: 420 forget ev'ry day
🔗 20:53 Tangsm: Dre really needs to stop writing on the walls.
🔗 20:53Jeremy2D: oh good THIS room
🔗 20:53 Sleepyperson: Forgetting isn't fun
🔗 20:53SilverNapalm: Oh deer
🔗 20:53Himyul: you know what this game needs? Voice over like in darkest dungeon!
🔗 20:53SilverNapalm: oooooooooooh deeeeeeeeeeeeer
🔗 20:53 theguywiththecleverhandle: paint enemas were very popular in the 19th century
🔗 20:53 SchalaKitty: @Darth_Dredge - We're playing a painter who has gone mad
🔗 20:53 MistahFixIt: @Darth_dredge - We're a washed-up alcoholic painter dealing with our emotional baggage in a maybe-haunted house.
🔗 20:53 AdmiralMemo: I remember that
🔗 20:53originalskyboss: Jeeves! Why did we install the trap door installed?
🔗 20:53 Clench_Eastwood: You know what, just F EVERY room in this game
🔗 20:53 Rhynerd: Trap door?
🔗 20:53 AugmentingPath: Tangsm to be fair, various people in this house need a doctor
🔗 20:53Darth_Dredge: seems legit
🔗 20:53 theguywiththecleverhandle: very dark
🔗 20:53 Veraphage: wrong leveeeer
🔗 20:53 AdmiralMemo: WRONG LEVER!
🔗 20:53D_Man_7733: Why WOULDN'T you install a trap-door if you had the option?
🔗 20:53 cantwearusernames: Gamma up?
🔗 20:53originalskyboss: HELLO
🔗 20:53 ravingpenguin: Well that explains your peg leg
🔗 20:53 Clench_Eastwood:

🔗 20:53harmlesspenguin: well now you know why you needed that prothetic leg
🔗 20:54NotJustAFleshWound: why do we even have that lever
🔗 20:54 MistahFixIt: @Admiralmemo - Why do we even HAVE that lever?
🔗 20:54Theicyhandofdeath: live nowhere now
🔗 20:54Phrixscreoth: I'm meeeelting, meeeeeelting
🔗 20:54steelenet:

🔗 20:54 AdmiralMemo: Oh GOOD for YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
🔗 20:54 AugmentingPath: Jump Vermeer!
🔗 20:54RobotHobbit: Have we seen the painting of Zeus' dad eating his kids?
🔗 20:54 arcaneOmnipotence: I'm pretty sure the painter guy was trying to be romantic, and did not actually see his fiancé as a possession.
🔗 20:54Phrixscreoth: WHY do we even HAVE that lever?
🔗 20:54NimrodXIV: dangit, I jumped at that last time too
🔗 20:54harmlesspenguin: tragic trap accident
🔗 20:54silenceaux: "Man in a turban, judging you". A classic.
🔗 20:54 Sleepyperson: I remember this room from the last time this was played
🔗 20:54 gravity_pike: acid's kicking in
🔗 20:54Arclight_Dynamo:
That painting spooped you last time, too. 
🔗 20:54Lysander_Gustav: Because these are all prints?
🔗 20:54 lord0rcus: its a copy... that's why there are so many
🔗 20:54Laserbeaks_Fury: Have we not done this part before? I vaguely remember this
🔗 20:54BonSequitur: Ah, yes, the *** Vermeer. A true classic.
🔗 20:54originalskyboss: That Vermeer is quite a bit larger than it should be.
🔗 20:54 Clench_Eastwood: We finally figured out Vimeers lighting techniques...it was the souls of ghosts!
🔗 20:54 SkylerRingtail: Ahh, our wife was pregnant, and a musician
🔗 20:54 AdmiralMemo: I always feel like... somebody's WATCHing MEEEEEE
🔗 20:54vladimortpuddin: Laserbeaks_fury, hes playing it again.
🔗 20:54 lord0rcus: it was common for people to make painted knock off before modern printing
🔗 20:54originalskyboss: WRONG LEVER
🔗 20:54Lysander_Gustav:
He gets really drunk and goes on AllPoster.com late at night. A few days later regretful paintings arrive.
🔗 20:55originalskyboss: Watch the trap door
🔗 20:55 tehcrashxor: Such a friendly deer
🔗 20:55 Sleepyperson: Though I do wish horror games could scare me, such is the problem of playing the scariest first
🔗 20:55 arcaneOmnipotence: scrabbling rats?
🔗 20:55 emberBecky: we have a few prints. the haunted one is downstairs I guess.
🔗 20:55 SkylerRingtail: Baby Deer
🔗 20:55 Clench_Eastwood: no...no....noooope
🔗 20:55 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhh
🔗 20:55 Rhynerd: Why not paint the deer?
🔗 20:55Theicyhandofdeath: oh deer
🔗 20:55 MistahFixIt:
Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you 
🔗 20:55LarkSachrosis: Are we also a forger?
🔗 20:55 Frednotbob: Did that..deer head just talk?
🔗 20:55originalskyboss: Jeeves! Why did we put the Doll on the Deer again.
🔗 20:55Theicyhandofdeath: paint the state
🔗 20:55 Nightvalien28: note to self, never let deer babysit
🔗 20:55Jlhonors: Riding so cool.
🔗 20:55 Akaiatana: The reason it didn't work out with his wife was because he had a lever on the side.
🔗 20:55fastlane250: Mr. Guy here has weird taste in art
🔗 20:55BonSequitur: Could you turn up the gamma just a touch?
🔗 20:55daneislazy: maybe basement vermeer is a forgery that you did, and you feels bad man about it
🔗 20:55Aviator_Moonshine: @Clench. How clenched are you right now?
🔗 20:55SirBiffaloEsq: Is the Free People's Republic of Snorsh on that globe?
🔗 20:55 atrophonian: 99 Bottles of Wine on the wall?
🔗 20:55Jeremy2D: @Theicyhandofdeath, paint the state. love it.
🔗 20:55 AdmiralMemo: The double paintings
🔗 20:55 Clench_Eastwood: Alex, wheres your Vodka water bottle?
🔗 20:55 Contiguouskittycat: Guys, how many layers have we been through yet? Are we at the nougat level?
🔗 20:55 lord0rcus: you're seeing double... lay off the sauce
🔗 20:55RobotHobbit: how hammered is the main character?
🔗 20:56DigitalSeahorse: is this as bright as the game's darks will go?
🔗 20:56KamikazeAardvark:
no Cori that game would be Amnesia a Machine For Pigs 
🔗 20:56 Appleguard: @mistahfixit ya know, Sting makes himself sound really creepy in that one
🔗 20:56 Clench_Eastwood: oh this...so creepy
🔗 20:56Garfman314: old white guys are the scariest thing
🔗 20:56 GreyFox0012: turn it
🔗 20:56 Rhynerd: Why do the lies need to be deep?
🔗 20:56originalskyboss: Like one of French Girls?
🔗 20:56 Veraphage: !adult
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
🔗 20:56 AdmiralMemo:
Paint me like one of your
girls...
🔗 20:56Lysander_Gustav: Phrasing!
🔗 20:56 theguywiththecleverhandle: !adult
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 20:56 Clench_Eastwood: They changed what it said in the beta!
🔗 20:56Jeremy2D: Yes, dear trophy-wife, let me paint my own erotica collection
🔗 20:56Lysander_Gustav: Why is she posed like a murder victim
🔗 20:56 Contiguouskittycat: !sir
🔗 20:56 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
🔗 20:56 SkylerRingtail: I remember this part
🔗 20:56 Alchemistmerlin: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was more "Foreplay" than "sketch practice"
🔗 20:56 SchalaKitty: oh man, the voice actor is so creepy
🔗 20:56 shamblemyshark4: what even the *** cori make sure alex doesnt pee his pants
🔗 20:56 vorox4: AAAAAAhhhhhhewewewewewewewewewewewewew. ew.
🔗 20:56 Rhynerd: I wonder if it still says "I'm not THAT fat!" On the back...
🔗 20:56 Nightvalien28: Clench_Eastwood, they did? it sounded the same
🔗 20:56 theguywiththecleverhandle: !pizza
🔗 20:56 Frylock72: Hm, this game kind of lines up with the song "Don't Turn Around" by Ace of Bass.
🔗 20:56 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhh
🔗 20:56Jlhonors: Suicide.
🔗 20:56 Clench_Eastwood: @Nightvalien28 I thought he talked about how she was fat
🔗 20:56 AugmentingPath: All the rats are soaked in alcohol
🔗 20:56 MistahFixIt: Oh those Coalrats... always keeping the fire going...
🔗 20:56Lysander_Gustav: The sketch makes me think of the ending to Othello
🔗 20:56 AdmiralMemo: Suicide rat?
🔗 20:56fastlane250: Rat-ualistic Suicide
🔗 20:56 Black_Blade725: that rat had the right idea
🔗 20:57 ravingpenguin: !quote Alex
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Quote #187: "<maniacal crazed laughter>" —Alex
🔗 20:57originalskyboss: JEEVES! Why did we move into the labyrinth house
🔗 20:57 atrophonian: I guess it Rat-ired?
🔗 20:57SirBiffaloEsq: These rats are relentless
🔗 20:57 Black_Blade725: f this I'm out!
🔗 20:57p_rate: The rat had the right idea
🔗 20:57 Rhynerd: Beats having a normal rat infestation?
🔗 20:57 tyloncorp: Fishieeee!
🔗 20:57 Veraphage: Those rats are drawn to the flame like moths...to the flame
🔗 20:57TacitusVigil: Meh. Dickens.
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: !quote 186
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Quote #186: "<incoherent gibberish>" —Alex
🔗 20:57 Nightvalien28: Clench_Eastwood, I think that is another painting, he grows way more abusive
🔗 20:57RobotHobbit: they must be Australian Firerats
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: !quote 185
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
🔗 20:57originalskyboss: Endless rats
🔗 20:57 Clench_Eastwood: @Nightvalien28 ah ok, youre probably right
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: !quote 187
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Quote #187: "<maniacal crazed laughter>" —Alex
🔗 20:57 SkylerRingtail: Well, that's one way to lead the player
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: !quote 188
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Quote #188: "<stream of profanity>"
🔗 20:57Phrixscreoth: It's okay Alex, they only cost one black mana
🔗 20:57 atrophonian: Ratirement?
🔗 20:57originalskyboss: UMM
🔗 20:57 theguywiththecleverhandle: !quote Oscar wilde
🔗 20:57 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 20:57 Zeke229: those rats are relentless
🔗 20:57 Nightvalien28: what the *** scares rats so much they run into fire?
🔗 20:57 AdmiralMemo: THERE we go...
🔗 20:57Garfman314: at least the lightning stopped
🔗 20:57fastlane250: Okay now it literally IS ritualistic suicide,.
🔗 20:57 Black_Blade725: the rat know better
🔗 20:57Jlhonors: More like "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Oscar Wilde
🔗 20:57originalskyboss: DFVGBNJM<
🔗 20:57 Curufean: First you see the Ring, Then You DIE
🔗 20:57 Iraeda: they want out o this creepy place
🔗 20:57 Nightvalien28: oh good
🔗 20:57 ravingpenguin: Best quote series
🔗 20:57 Veraphage: walking atlas strikes again
🔗 20:57Lysander_Gustav: What?
🔗 20:57AerialPosterior: BURN THE BOOKS!
🔗 20:57 gravity_pike: the rats know something that you don't
🔗 20:57 azninja888:

🔗 20:57 AugmentingPath: don't you chuck your books at me!
🔗 20:57fastlane250: Oh HEY there booksm'n
🔗 20:57 Contiguouskittycat: The books don't like you Alex.
🔗 20:57LarkSachrosis: "The fundamental problem with quotes on the internet is they are unverifiable." -Abraham Lincoln
🔗 20:57Arclight_Dynamo: "Oscar Wilde said everything on the internet, you know." - Oscar Wilde
🔗 20:57 Clench_Eastwood: F F F F F~ F F F F~ F~ F
🔗 20:57Jlhonors: Room has no chill.
🔗 20:57RobotHobbit: fuckashit
🔗 20:57Himyul: book golem is bad!
🔗 20:57silenceaux: Okay I startled
🔗 20:57Phrixscreoth: Paper Cuts
🔗 20:58 vorox4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 20:58 AdmiralMemo:

🔗 20:58 arcaneOmnipotence: that was something
🔗 20:58 shamblemyshark4: *** that spooped me a lot
🔗 20:58DigitalSeahorse: it's chilly in here
🔗 20:58 cantwearusernames: !findquote nonono
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Quote #1166: "No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no" —Alex [2015-11-27]
🔗 20:58DTor214: <--- jumped
🔗 20:58Jeremy2D: I love the jumpscares in this game. They're ALL different!
🔗 20:58 goatprince2: punctured by knowledge!
🔗 20:58 Mysterious_Challenger: Stab books
🔗 20:58 Frednotbob: I love this game -- no jumpscares, just really unexpected environment changes.
🔗 20:58 Nightvalien28: wow I did not notice the shape
🔗 20:58 Rhynerd: The statue is gone...
🔗 20:58 Carbonylcookie: Murder mysteries? Murder She Shelved?
🔗 20:58 Couraster: I dunno if I should be watching this right before bed ._.
🔗 20:58KamikazeAardvark:
it's weapon was knowledge 
🔗 20:58 MistahFixIt: Question Chat: When Alex and Kathleen 'noped' the Super Mario Bros 2 theme, was that Outlast 1, or Outlast: Whistleblower?
🔗 20:58D_Man_7733: And my parents say that books never hurt anybody!
🔗 20:58Aviator_Moonshine: I think I might be too tired to be properly spooped.
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: Atlas Shugged? Nope. More like Atlas Stabbed
🔗 20:58 Clench_Eastwood: That got me and I even knew it was coming!!!
🔗 20:58 Abcxyq: Wilde and Vermeer are conspiring!
🔗 20:58ReverseCreations: Shoot first, worry about whether or not the assailant was armed afterwards?
🔗 20:58 AugmentingPath:
a donut, if you have to
🔗 20:58 Appleguard: Fun fact, bright lights don't actually attract moths; they disorient them
🔗 20:58Theicyhandofdeath: welp i flinched
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Currently playing: Layers of Fear (rating 97%)
🔗 20:58 ravingpenguin: Solution, just go through the game backwards
🔗 20:58Phrixscreoth: It sounds like you have a limp with that walk cadence
🔗 20:58 goatprince2: turn around, bright eyes~
🔗 20:58Jeremy2D: !game good
🔗 20:58 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (105/108)
🔗 20:58 Contiguouskittycat: It will stab you in the brain with knowledge.
🔗 20:58MrProfessorPerson: well you know what they say those books were a killer
🔗 20:58 SchalaKitty: !game good
🔗 20:58 vorox4: I legitimately actually got startled by that.
🔗 20:58 banwidthraptor: !game good
🔗 20:58 AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt: I don't know, but it feels like a Whistleblower to me
🔗 20:58ThatDangSkeleton:
shoulda built a character with all-around vision, duh 
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: Nope
🔗 20:58fastlane250: !game good
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: NO
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: No way
🔗 20:58 AugmentingPath: hallway is sad
🔗 20:58ProfessorSkippy: NOEP
🔗 20:58Theicyhandofdeath: what could possibly go wrong?- bubsy
🔗 20:58 Clench_Eastwood: please no
🔗 20:58originalskyboss: PLS NO
🔗 20:58SirBiffaloEsq: Oh, we're in PT now.
🔗 20:58ReverseCreations: Definitely developing a headcanon that this guy used to be a professional stabbist.
🔗 20:59Phrixscreoth: everything she owns in a box to the left
🔗 20:59 SkylerRingtail:
I don't remember female voice acting!
🔗 20:59fastlane250: bursh
🔗 20:59 MistahFixIt: @Admiralmemo - I'm inclined to believe you
🔗 20:59 AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt, I think Kathleen was a little too spooped during the first one.
🔗 20:59 lord0rcus: hi honey i;m home
🔗 20:59Himyul:
what the heck, he didn't take the master key? What's wrong with this scrub? 
🔗 20:59 theguywiththecleverhandle: Oh, are you the ghost?
🔗 20:59originalskyboss: HEEEEERES STABBY
🔗 20:59 Nightvalien28: I do not remember the woman voice
🔗 20:59Jlhonors: That's called home invasion. You call the police first.
🔗 20:59 cantwearusernames: so does this game have a failure state or is it just exploration and experience?
🔗 20:59 AdmiralMemo: Yes, the woman's voice is new
🔗 20:59 blackwlf: Is that the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house?
🔗 20:59 cantwearusernames: cool either way just curious
🔗 20:59Jeremy2D:
Examining the brush? What a scrub. 
🔗 20:59 Contiguouskittycat: !quoteAlex
🔗 20:59ferretbadger84: Is it Muriel?
🔗 20:59 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (106/109)
🔗 20:59 AdmiralMemo: !deathcount
🔗 20:59 LRRbot: 0 deaths for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE
🔗 20:59 Sleepyperson: There is a sorta failure but you just go back a room
🔗 20:59Laserbeaks_Fury: it's creepy how his footseps mimic a heart beat
🔗 20:59RobotHobbit: This reminds me of the last abandoned house I explored
🔗 20:59 Clench_Eastwood: Ok, if we all say this game is good can we all go home and NOT have nightmares?
🔗 20:59Lysander_Gustav: I never got a chance to watch a let's play of PT. Is this similar?
🔗 20:59Theicyhandofdeath: @Blackwlf i understood that refernce
🔗 20:59 SkylerRingtail: I don't remember this part
🔗 20:59 Frednotbob: If that's the hairbrush wanting to talk, I think the owners of this house have a bigger problem than just a disappearance...
🔗 20:59Phrixscreoth: Lick her? I barely know her! But I'll do it anyway.
🔗 20:59 AdmiralMemo: cantwearusernames, We didn't die at all last time, so I'm inclined to believe no fail state.
🔗 20:59originalskyboss: NUTS
🔗 21:00DigitalSeahorse: I'm sorry for your lots....they are low
🔗 21:00 AugmentingPath: Booz,e would never betray us
🔗 21:00 theguywiththecleverhandle: Liquor, She'll Love It.
🔗 21:00originalskyboss: SHHHH
🔗 21:00Garfman314: enough chicken paprikash to last a lifetime
🔗 21:00Jlhonors: Comedic timing on point.
🔗 21:00 ravingpenguin: This man subsists on a diet entirely of paprika and sugar
🔗 21:00 Tangsm: We should carry that paprika along for self defense.
🔗 21:00originalskyboss: Grow Op
🔗 21:00Theicyhandofdeath: 30 booze
🔗 21:00RobotHobbit: Ooh, Garlic.
🔗 21:00fastlane250: paprika for DAYS
🔗 21:00D_Man_7733: are our feet bleeding?
🔗 21:00 lord0rcus: maybe he's hungarian
🔗 21:00 Abcxyq: We don't need love. All we need is paprika.
🔗 21:00originalskyboss: OH GOOD
🔗 21:00 SkylerRingtail: Back to the familiar
🔗 21:00 MistahFixIt: Bad Juju kitchen
🔗 21:00originalskyboss: GOOOOOOOD
🔗 21:00 lord0rcus: gulash uses alot of paprika
🔗 21:00Lysander_Gustav: Sandwich!
🔗 21:00ankarnus:
Printed off the wrong labels? Sick monsters 
🔗 21:00Jlhonors: Snack time!
🔗 21:00 Clench_Eastwood: oh good, the kitchen is ALWAYS a safe place
🔗 21:00Theicyhandofdeath: 500000 pounds worth of paprika
🔗 21:00 Alchemistmerlin: Where's the cheetos?!
🔗 21:00 Rhynerd: Or maybe there was just a deal on paprika jars
🔗 21:00 shamblemyshark4: unorganized cabinets?! spooky as ***
🔗 21:00 atrophonian: Om nom nom?!?
🔗 21:00 SachielOne: You couldn't get me into the house if you gave me a full squad of Space Marines.
🔗 21:00silenceaux: Well I AM positively famished
🔗 21:00 arcaneOmnipotence: NOT THIS
🔗 21:00RobotHobbit: Cook your own hand
🔗 21:00 Carbonylcookie: Just in here, with the knives, the safe knives
🔗 21:01 Mysterious_Challenger: Oh!
🔗 21:01RobotHobbit: It'll appease the Chef-Ghost
🔗 21:01 MistahFixIt: We're a vampire, aren't we?
🔗 21:01 Veraphage: Good. We're safe from vampires
🔗 21:01 Mysterious_Challenger: You'll get it soon enough, good friend . . .
🔗 21:01 vorox4: Snack time of vegetables?
🔗 21:01 MistahFixIt: We can't open the garlic doors
🔗 21:01 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] It's locked by gralic.
🔗 21:01 LRRbot: New quote #1898: "It's locked by gralic." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:01 AugmentingPath: nothing happening here, it was just a few bad apples
🔗 21:01 theguywiththecleverhandle: a cornucopia? shitton of fruit and a giant horn
🔗 21:01 FoodMonger7342: this room is nice. we live here now?
🔗 21:01 ravingpenguin: Apples gotta apple
🔗 21:01 Rhynerd: @sachielone what if they were grey knights? This is probably up their alley.
🔗 21:01 Clench_Eastwood: goodbye forever
🔗 21:01Lysander_Gustav: Oh hai
🔗 21:01D_Man_7733: Well, you asked for a knife?
🔗 21:01Phrixscreoth: Man you're so high on papricka right now
🔗 21:01 AdmiralMemo: !uptime
🔗 21:01 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:06:41.
🔗 21:01originalskyboss: AH yes
🔗 21:01originalskyboss: GOOD
🔗 21:01 MistahFixIt: Too Many Apples... Too Many Apples...
🔗 21:01RobotHobbit: FOOD!
🔗 21:01 Abcxyq: Free produce!
🔗 21:01 atrophonian: Itchy Tasty?
🔗 21:01 SkylerRingtail: Oh...oh right
🔗 21:01 shamblemyshark4: these paintings are rude
🔗 21:01ProfessorSkippy: Skin
🔗 21:01 Carbonylcookie: Apple a day keeps the spoops away
🔗 21:01LarkSachrosis: noap
🔗 21:01 overlordstowell: Spooky's House of Jumpscares?
🔗 21:01originalskyboss: I needed food, but this is ridiculous
🔗 21:01fastlane250: Hi there skin
🔗 21:01 AdmiralMemo: Oh yes... the body part collection
🔗 21:01 MistahFixIt: PlsNo
🔗 21:01 Sleepyperson: Gotta stop eating all that nutmeg
🔗 21:01 azninja888: !findquote bawk
🔗 21:01 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 21:01AerialPosterior: Its just a pork rine. Its ok.
🔗 21:02 Zeke229: the VA is different
🔗 21:02 ThePrettiestFurry: what hve you done to Daniel Radcliffe?
🔗 21:02Jeremy2D: the models got updates a little. that skin looks real good
🔗 21:02MrProfessorPerson: is that a piece of pottery or is that human skin
🔗 21:02Lysander_Gustav: OKay!
🔗 21:02 arcaneOmnipotence: that back is new, it used to be the same color all around
🔗 21:02 Frednotbob: Hannibal Lecter, you old looney!
🔗 21:02Caerlocc: why is this even happening to us. Drugs. I am assuming drugs.
🔗 21:02 vorox4: Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
🔗 21:02Jlhonors: You don't do that to skin, my bad.
🔗 21:02 ravingpenguin: I'm sorry
🔗 21:02 ravingpenguin: pardon?
🔗 21:02silenceaux: vomitvomitvomitvomit
🔗 21:02 SachielOne: Oh god. He used his own leg.
🔗 21:02 SkylerRingtail: This narration sounds different than I remember. Less dark and brooding, and more straight crazy
🔗 21:02Theicyhandofdeath: at least 30
🔗 21:02 atrophonian: All the Booze for ALL THE FLAYING!!!
🔗 21:02originalskyboss: Vomit
🔗 21:02 Black_Blade725: um.....
🔗 21:02 tehcrashxor:
¯\_(
)_/¯
🔗 21:02Phrixscreoth: Okay that actually made me snort a little with laughter ... "I needed it as sharp as a razor... so I actually just used a razor!"
🔗 21:02DigitalSeahorse: 30 more boos?
🔗 21:02 Clench_Eastwood: Friends don't let friend Drink and Paint
🔗 21:02Lysander_Gustav: Dark as heck
🔗 21:02 Rhynerd: I think that's too many 30-packs of booze
🔗 21:02Laserbeaks_Fury: that was a cornu-nope-ia
🔗 21:02 arcaneOmnipotence: Also, the guys voice is different
🔗 21:02 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] We're going to need 30 more boozes if we're going to make this stream a reality.
🔗 21:02 LRRbot: New quote #1899: "We're going to need 30 more boozes if we're going to make this stream a reality." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:02 vorox4: AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
🔗 21:02 Sylenctone: Could you not skin people for art?
🔗 21:02sk3tchup: this is totally normal
🔗 21:02originalskyboss: Vomit vomit vomit
🔗 21:02 ravingpenguin: Flay the skin alex
🔗 21:02 AugmentingPath: !game fruits and veggies
🔗 21:02 shamblemyshark4: !game good
🔗 21:02 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (107/110)
🔗 21:02 cantwearusernames: are those ptotatoes or just nondescript vegetable like objects?
🔗 21:02 Rhynerd: It's cleaner now.
🔗 21:02 Tangsm: I mean, you have a lot of paintings. You could reuse a normal canvas.
🔗 21:02 MistahFixIt: The photo album is new...
🔗 21:02DigitalSeahorse: or 15 women with large chests
🔗 21:02SilverNapalm: That page turn graphic is amazinf
🔗 21:02fastlane250: I swear last time they didn't outright say it WAS skin, but you would have to be an idiot not to tell
🔗 21:02RobotHobbit: is that blood?
🔗 21:02Phrixscreoth: -FINISH HIM-
🔗 21:02 AugmentingPath: press f to apply skin
🔗 21:02 gravity_pike: this is a good room to be in. yes
🔗 21:02SilverNapalm: also, CALLED THAT PAGE UPDATING
🔗 21:02 Frednotbob: @Rhynerd I think even -one- thirty-pack of booze is too much. I'm oretty sure that much beer in one sitting would kill you....
🔗 21:03 MistahFixIt: Meat Flamingoes
🔗 21:03 arcaneOmnipotence: deathmingos
🔗 21:03 Rhynerd: Flamingos!
🔗 21:03 Alchemistmerlin: Oh good, skinless flamingos
🔗 21:03Aviator_Moonshine: Its gonna turn into dickbutt
🔗 21:03 SkylerRingtail: Goremingoes
🔗 21:03 ravingpenguin: Ooze flamigoes
🔗 21:03Theicyhandofdeath: worst... fill page..... ever
🔗 21:03 mtvcdm: Wonder blob powers, activate!
🔗 21:03originalskyboss: Wow. Strangely meaty flamingoes
🔗 21:03Laserbeaks_Fury: Flameatgos
🔗 21:03 Zeke229: i think we are playing hieronymus bosch
🔗 21:03 atrophonian: Meat-Mingos?
🔗 21:03silenceaux: Carrion flamingos
🔗 21:03 Phailhammer:
Just some happy little flamingoes. 
🔗 21:03RobotHobbit: Fleshmingos
🔗 21:03Phrixscreoth: Or, Meatmingos
🔗 21:03 banwidthraptor: meat bird
🔗 21:03Himyul: meatmingos
🔗 21:03 emberBecky: melting flamingos
🔗 21:03Zanzabar_ subscribed for 25 months in a row!
🔗 21:03 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Zanzabar_! (Today's storm count: 18)
🔗 21:03 Frednotbob: Flamingos? No, flameltos!
🔗 21:03Jlhonors: Dire flamingos.
🔗 21:03 theguywiththecleverhandle: or a Skexi
🔗 21:03daneislazy: Flaymingoes
🔗 21:03MrProfessorPerson: two melting meat flamingos
🔗 21:03 vorox4: Death Flamencos?
🔗 21:03 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Totally innocuous meat flamingos.
🔗 21:03 LRRbot: New quote #1900: "Totally innocuous meat flamingos." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:03 cantwearusernames: phyrexian flamingos
🔗 21:03ThatDangSkeleton: phyrexian flamingos
🔗 21:03ProfessorSkippy: no sleep tonut
🔗 21:03 gravity_pike: meat flamingos
🔗 21:034dSwissCheese: Mmm...flamingo. Tastes like albatross.
🔗 21:03Garfman314: flamingos ARE made of meat
🔗 21:03DigitalSeahorse: those creatures from The Labyrinth
🔗 21:03BonSequitur: I mean, if you think about it, any flamingo is a meat flamingo
🔗 21:03 shamblemyshark4: hahahhaa excellent quote
🔗 21:03fastlane250: Elelator
🔗 21:03D_Man_7733: Elevators are usually bad news, are they not?
🔗 21:03DigitalSeahorse: that have removable limbs and heads
🔗 21:03 Contiguouskittycat: Pulling out the Richard Therpston voice I see.
🔗 21:03 Black_Blade725: pull the lever!
🔗 21:03 Rhynerd: Tugger Nutts and the Meat Flamingos
🔗 21:03 shamblemyshark4: !quote cori
🔗 21:03 LRRbot: Quote #986: "You took his wheel... you took his wheel... you TOOK his WHEEL..." —Cori [2015-10-27]
🔗 21:03 RobertMerlow: What a lovely Padernoster
🔗 21:03originalskyboss: Jeeves? Why did we install an elevator?
🔗 21:03 ExhaustedElox: Alex, how much did this elevator cost to install?
🔗 21:03SilverNapalm: down down down
🔗 21:03 AdmiralMemo: This elevator cost FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS
🔗 21:03SilverNapalm: into the ground
🔗 21:03Jlhonors: Go left :^)
🔗 21:03RobotHobbit: Nope direction
🔗 21:03SilverNapalm: sleeping so sund
🔗 21:03Lancer873: Right is right.
🔗 21:03 theguywiththecleverhandle: which way is "out"?
🔗 21:04 Havok4: Oh neat you have a disability elevator.
🔗 21:04 atrophonian: If at first you don't succeed, go where the game tells you to go!
🔗 21:04KamikazeAardvark: well now the game is just taunting chat
🔗 21:04 SkylerRingtail: Chat, what do you think is more terrifying: Having the door close and lock behind you, forcing you forward, or leaving the way back open with the knowledge you can only progress by moving forward by your own will
🔗 21:04 vorox4: I actually did a series of jokes in chat and made up mtg cards for the painting's stages, shall I continue, Chat?
🔗 21:04 Sylenctone: I really ought to go to bed but sleeping is the last thing I want to do right now
🔗 21:04originalskyboss: The second one
🔗 21:04 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail: The second
🔗 21:04RobotHobbit: Your butler appears to be a shoggoth
🔗 21:04 MistahFixIt: "It only goes up... occasionally... its really quite a profoundly shameless waste of money..."
🔗 21:04 AdmiralMemo: vorox4: Sure
🔗 21:04 ThePrettiestFurry: the former, because in this gae a locked door is only meaningful early on
🔗 21:04Phrixscreoth: Skylerringtail For sure it's the false option... having the choice taken from you removes some of the horror
🔗 21:04D_Man_7733: I'm honestly super thankful so many of these doors are locked. It means one less room to explore.
🔗 21:04 Rhynerd: @vorox4 never got to see chat for the first one, so why not?
🔗 21:04originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 21:04MrProfessorPerson: this reminds me a lot of PT
🔗 21:04 ThePrettiestFurry: look at something funny and boom, unlocked into horror
🔗 21:04 CleverCrumbish: @SkylerRingtail, First is for terror, second is for horror
🔗 21:04fastlane250: Time for rooms to change behind you!
🔗 21:05 Sleepyperson: It's chocolate time
🔗 21:05LarkSachrosis: SkylerRingtail - The first one.
🔗 21:05 AugmentingPath: the spinning comes later
🔗 21:05originalskyboss: OH GOOOD
🔗 21:05 MistahFixIt:
CON 3 captain!
🔗 21:05Jlhonors: @SkylerRingtail The latter, but then they can't do the trick where the door you came from is new.
🔗 21:05 SkylerRingtail: @Clevercrumbish I like that description
🔗 21:05 Alchemistmerlin: Turn around, live bear in the hallway. Rest of the game is "Run from the actual bear"
🔗 21:05 aesir_blade: Turn around... every now and then I get a little bit lonely...
🔗 21:05 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit A Shoggoth butler would seem impractical , kinda... gooey...
🔗 21:05 vorox4: I'll wait for the next one then.
🔗 21:05 Zeke229: that was good painting placement
🔗 21:05 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Loadingreadyrun the commisar is in town?
🔗 21:05 SkylerRingtail: Babby painting count: 4
🔗 21:05NotJustAFleshWound: I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
🔗 21:05 lord0rcus: it's your thoughtful room
🔗 21:05 Frednotbob: @AlchemistMerlin Bears are no problem -- we'll just get Graham in here and he'll fulton it for us!
🔗 21:05originalskyboss: Jeeves, why did we install the small painting room?
🔗 21:05Phrixscreoth: Alchemistmerlin Exit, Pursued by a Bear
🔗 21:05 cantwearusernames: this house is like the lair of batman villain who'se gimmik is old paintings
🔗 21:06fastlane250: Tiny Exposition Room
🔗 21:06Himyul: This is what happens when your architect is a phycopathic depressed time lord, isn't it?
🔗 21:06RobotHobbit: @Theguywiththecleverhandle since when has practicality been a major concern of aristocracy?
🔗 21:06 Havok4: So she was in a fire and the skin grafts went poorly
🔗 21:06 AdmiralMemo: NotJustAFleshWound: Up up down down left right left right b a select start?
🔗 21:06 SkylerRingtail: So we infer his wife was burned in the department store fire
🔗 21:06NotJustAFleshWound: @Phrixscreoth best stage direction ever
🔗 21:06MrProfessorPerson: can'twearusernames that is a better gimmick than most batman villians
🔗 21:06DTor214: Signed, Billy
🔗 21:06 SkylerRingtail: Which likely ruined her career as a musician (concert pianist?)
🔗 21:06 vorox4: Uuuuuuuum...
🔗 21:06 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit true
🔗 21:06 AdmiralMemo: DTor214, That's DOCTOR Billy
🔗 21:06 Havok4: Such professionalism!
🔗 21:07silenceaux: SkylerRingtail Yes, though I suspect that her career was not the focus for our protagonist. :C
🔗 21:07 banwidthraptor: is it safe to assume that he flayed his wife after the fire?
🔗 21:07 MistahFixIt: We painted so many versions of "Pissing Hawkbaby"... why?
🔗 21:07originalskyboss: OH NO
🔗 21:07originalskyboss: NOES
🔗 21:07 AdmiralMemo: banwidthraptor: He flayed... someone... we didn't get far enough to find out.
🔗 21:07 vorox4: Ahhhhhhhh1
🔗 21:07vladimortpuddin: This game is fantastic at uncanny horror
🔗 21:07 SkylerRingtail: Just now noticing our limping footsteps sound like a heartbeat
🔗 21:08 AdmiralMemo:
The SMELLevator, you mean. 
🔗 21:08Jeremy2D: that's new.
🔗 21:08 SkylerRingtail: I don't recall an attic
🔗 21:08NotJustAFleshWound: @Skylerringtail I'm thinking that was the idea
🔗 21:08 banwidthraptor: @admiralmemo ahh I have not seen the first go through of this game
🔗 21:08 GreyFox0012: nothing bad ever happens in the attic
🔗 21:08originalskyboss: AH yes. The hidden bookcase
🔗 21:08Laserbeaks_Fury: maybe we flayed ourselves, andf thats why we lost the leg
🔗 21:08originalskyboss: I keep the booze in there
🔗 21:08 AdmiralMemo: Oh my....
🔗 21:08 MistahFixIt: Oh dear...
🔗 21:08 AugmentingPath: no bonfires in the house!
🔗 21:08 lord0rcus: this is new
🔗 21:08NotJustAFleshWound: uhhh
🔗 21:08 AdmiralMemo: Yes... That's bad
🔗 21:08silenceaux: A bonfire!
🔗 21:08CdudeGamer42: This seems safe.
🔗 21:08 banwidthraptor: @laserbeaks_fury very van gouge
🔗 21:08 MistahFixIt: "Jeeves! The Liquor cabinet is on fire AGAIN..."
🔗 21:08Jlhonors: Oh yeah, my fire room. Of course.
🔗 21:08 SkylerRingtail: Eff babies
🔗 21:08 theguywiththecleverhandle: Send an email
🔗 21:08 Veraphage: Arrest that fire
🔗 21:08 Rhynerd: Who set the house on fire?
🔗 21:08RobotHobbit: It's just the fire room guys
🔗 21:08originalskyboss: Autotuned babby
🔗 21:08 AdmiralMemo: Call the fire department
🔗 21:08SirBiffaloEsq: Dear Sir or Madame...
🔗 21:08SilverNapalm: pls no baby dolls
🔗 21:08TheKerreck: shitsonfireyo.jpeg
🔗 21:08 arcaneOmnipotence: satan babby
🔗 21:08 Clench_Eastwood: noooooooo
🔗 21:08silenceaux: Of... The damned!!!
🔗 21:08p_rate: *** *** nope nope nope nope nope
🔗 21:09 Clench_Eastwood: ooooooooooooooooooo
🔗 21:09 atrophonian: WHY>!>
🔗 21:09fastlane250: Oh righ,t this
🔗 21:09originalskyboss: NOT TODAY SATAN
🔗 21:09 AugmentingPath: I had a prompt!
🔗 21:09RobotHobbit: Spoop doll
🔗 21:09 Sleepyperson: I think oh just a baby
🔗 21:09 Rhynerd: It's all ink now...
🔗 21:09Caerlocc: uhhhhhh what was that
🔗 21:09 vorox4: AHhhhhh! Ahhhh Ahhhhh!
🔗 21:09Inkompetence: At least it wasn't a mimic....
🔗 21:09Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 21:09 theguywiththecleverhandle: 0118 999 881 99 9119 725...3
🔗 21:09Jlhonors: First rule of my mansion: No chests.
🔗 21:09 GreyFox0012: kids no burning kids at the steak inside the house
🔗 21:09ferretbadger84: Watch and Pray
🔗 21:09 AdmiralMemo: As a person who's lived through a house fire... that fire in the house was worse than anything else for me.
🔗 21:09 Rhynerd: It's all just ink now...
🔗 21:09 TyranicMoron: !game good
🔗 21:09 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (108/111)
🔗 21:09kinpatsu: oh god was that a baby
🔗 21:09DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmmmm
🔗 21:09fastlane250: Delicious RUG
🔗 21:09 Rhynerd: Delicious.
🔗 21:09DTor214: !game the best
🔗 21:09 SkylerRingtail: I'm hungry, because my new diet sucks x.x
🔗 21:09RobotHobbit: there's no cheese on that pizza
🔗 21:09Phrixscreoth: Rhynerd Well, we didn't start the fire...
🔗 21:09mrsblakeway: !game good
🔗 21:09Baranastra: !game good
🔗 21:09DigitalSeahorse: floor pizza
🔗 21:09 Zeke229: time for chat to order alex and cori a pizza
🔗 21:09ferretbadger84: !game bad
🔗 21:09NotJustAFleshWound: dammit now I want pizza
🔗 21:09 Pharmacistjudge: I don't think /pizza works in chat
🔗 21:09originalskyboss: When Alex-senpai reads your chat, and it fills you with determination
🔗 21:09 vorox4: @Theguywiththecleverhandle What do those numbers mean?
🔗 21:10 theguywiththecleverhandle: !game pizza
🔗 21:10 AdmiralMemo: !game pizza
🔗 21:10Jeremy2D: !pizza game
🔗 21:10 SchalaKitty: everyone have an internet pizza party!
🔗 21:10originalskyboss: !order pizza
🔗 21:10 AdmiralMemo: vorox4, It's a British joke
🔗 21:10mrsblakeway: !pizza good
🔗 21:10 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Vorox4 I.T crowd refrence
🔗 21:10 tehcrashxor: Oh, deer.
🔗 21:10 Pharmacistjudge: don't say that too many times alex...chat will find a way to send a pizza to the moonbase
🔗 21:10 banwidthraptor: 1 down 100 to go I'll get you rats
🔗 21:10Theicyhandofdeath: dang im hungry too now
🔗 21:10RobotHobbit: that's a nice bust
🔗 21:10cotp_dom: Still a fire in the house, NBD
🔗 21:10 ExhaustedElox: Maybe turn on some lights?
🔗 21:10 Frednotbob: Ohhm right....
🔗 21:10 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 96% (109/113)
🔗 21:10 MistahFixIt: "Let me just put this over here... with the rest of the fire..."
🔗 21:10 theguywiththecleverhandle: !game good
🔗 21:10Theicyhandofdeath: oh yeah i have a frozen pizza in the freezer brb
🔗 21:10 Frylock72: Man, deep cut on that reference.
🔗 21:10 Frednotbob: "Step one: In case of fire, stand upright...well, now I can't read the instructions....;
🔗 21:10Mursame: What's the nearest thing that Alex always go toward?
🔗 21:10 AdmiralMemo: Deer tried to escape!
🔗 21:10RobotHobbit: Nang?
🔗 21:11 tehcrashxor: !game good
🔗 21:11 MistahFixIt: "Something just didn't happen for a second there!"
🔗 21:11Laserbeaks_Fury: oh deer...
🔗 21:11 AdmiralMemo: !ing
🔗 21:11 LRRbot: nginginginging...
🔗 21:11Jeh_0: wait a minute.. i'm late for golf
🔗 21:11p_rate: In all honesty, If I was actually in this situation I would jump out a window.
🔗 21:11 SkylerRingtail: Symbolic of our alcoholism, and going into a blackout rage?
🔗 21:11 ExhaustedElox: This is new
🔗 21:11 Pharmacistjudge: that moose head is really close to the fireplace...it's going to catch
🔗 21:11originalskyboss: Jeeves, we must certainly call the repairmen
🔗 21:11glampyrequeen: Spooky
🔗 21:11 ExhaustedElox: I do not recall this safe
🔗 21:11 AugmentingPath: Looked like 314
🔗 21:11DigitalSeahorse: tell me, dear....was there an earthquake while I was away?
🔗 21:11 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (111/115)
🔗 21:11 AdmiralMemo: originalskyboss, But he costs FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS an hour.
🔗 21:11 lord0rcus: or 316
🔗 21:11 ExhaustedElox: What the?
🔗 21:11 Zeke229:

🔗 21:11 ExhaustedElox: How did you do that Alex?
🔗 21:11Laserbeaks_Fury: 314
🔗 21:11 vorox4: It was 314
🔗 21:11silenceaux: It was 314. Just like Homestuck, alex.
🔗 21:11originalskyboss: Ah yes. The Vomit woman
🔗 21:11SilverNapalm: NEW SAFE WHAT DAT?
🔗 21:11Arclight_Dynamo: Saturn, innit?
🔗 21:12Jeremy2D: that's the number of my house!
🔗 21:12p_rate: A key inside a locked safe.
🔗 21:12 gravity_pike: pie!
🔗 21:12 lord0rcus: Uranus by goya
🔗 21:12Garfman314: my wife called it
🔗 21:12 lord0rcus: or saturn
🔗 21:12originalskyboss: We picked that up in Barcelona in the war
🔗 21:12 aussz: that's the titan saturn
🔗 21:12 AdmiralMemo: That's the painting of the Titans eating the Olympians, right?
🔗 21:12 arcaneOmnipotence: I guess we are *Homestuck*
🔗 21:12cotp_dom: Loaded ..... of alcohol
🔗 21:12 gravity_pike: saturn devouring his children
🔗 21:12ThatDangSkeleton: Satur devouring his children
🔗 21:12RobotHobbit: Zues's dad eats his kids by somme douousche
🔗 21:12 MistahFixIt: I don't like this route.
🔗 21:124dSwissCheese: Happy room!
🔗 21:12Jeh_0:
pi.. pizza pie.. it all makes sense now 
🔗 21:12originalskyboss: Ah yes, the chair room
🔗 21:12 ExhaustedElox: Alex... you just opened a safe to get a key. It's your favorite gameplay!
🔗 21:12 aWabbajack: dat coffee stain
🔗 21:12fastlane250: Happy Fun Chair
🔗 21:12p_rate: Back away slowly
🔗 21:12Jlhonors: Bad route, no no no.
🔗 21:12Theicyhandofdeath: im back and in 20 minutes the frozen pizza will be warm
🔗 21:12Aviator_Moonshine: Zeus dad is chronos/kronos
🔗 21:12 Rhynerd: One of Goya's black paintings, the ones he never wanted anyone else to see
🔗 21:12NotJustAFleshWound: totally innocuous stain on that chair. definitely just coffee. totally not blood.
🔗 21:12RobotHobbit: Jupiter's dad then
🔗 21:12 AdmiralMemo: Wait... did you make your peg leg out of a CHAIR?
🔗 21:12DigitalSeahorse: I used to know it.....just like I used to know like 30 jazz songs just by the first 5-10 seconds of the intro
🔗 21:13mrsblakeway: Bustin makes me sit good
🔗 21:13DigitalSeahorse: and the artist names
🔗 21:13DigitalSeahorse: and the years
🔗 21:13 CleverCrumbish: @Aviator_Moonshine, Saturn is Kronos' roman name
🔗 21:13Jlhonors: Ticking of a clock nope.
🔗 21:13Aviator_Moonshine: Heliod's dad?
🔗 21:13Phrixscreoth: Digitalseahorse It's scary how many video game songs I can do that for
🔗 21:13DigitalSeahorse: and the genres
🔗 21:13 SkylerRingtail: @Admiralmemo No, but the assholes we bought it from might have. Unless we made our own after they screwed up
🔗 21:13 Zeke229: thats new
🔗 21:13TacitusVigil: Aviator_Moonshine: Kronos and Chronos are actually different gods.
🔗 21:13CdudeGamer42: Grandfather clocks are the creepiest of timekeepers.
🔗 21:13originalskyboss: I must remember to take my notebook with me, instead of writing on the walls
🔗 21:13p_rate: Don't go back
🔗 21:13Garfman314: alex, tell yourself something about the future in the mirror
🔗 21:13fastlane250: That room? Fucked.
🔗 21:13 MistahFixIt: Suboptimal Room
🔗 21:13Theicyhandofdeath: not really, i have one and i love it
🔗 21:13originalskyboss: DOGE
🔗 21:13 SkylerRingtail: Awww, this part
🔗 21:13 SchalaKitty: Normal looking rooms unnerve me more than messed up one in this game.
🔗 21:14Jeh_0:

🔗 21:14mrsblakeway: Puppy?
🔗 21:14p_rate: Are you in the real world now or were you before?
🔗 21:14Phrixscreoth: go to sleep
🔗 21:14 MistahFixIt: Firedoge no :c
🔗 21:14DigitalSeahorse: Phrixscreoth, I studied it on my mp3 player for a jazz enthusiast class
🔗 21:14Jlhonors: Hall of death featuring doge.
🔗 21:14originalskyboss: ok
🔗 21:14 CleverCrumbish: The Dogeman cometh!
🔗 21:14 AdmiralMemo: Dogermangs!
🔗 21:14Laserbeaks_Fury: mmmm Hotdogs....
🔗 21:14SilverNapalm: both dogs gone
🔗 21:14RobotHobbit: Those dogs dont sound angry
🔗 21:14Theicyhandofdeath: rip in flames puppy
🔗 21:14DigitalSeahorse: poor puppeh
🔗 21:14 Rhynerd: Doge no...
🔗 21:14Jeremy2D: Toastyyyyy
🔗 21:14 Frednotbob: Darnit, Alfred, I fold you to give me the ANTI-Scarecroew gas pills!
🔗 21:14fastlane250: Dog - skin = nope
🔗 21:14Phrixscreoth: Digitalseahorse I just have no life, your reasoning is much better xD
🔗 21:14 FoodMonger7342: heelhound cool
🔗 21:14p_rate: Whats with animals and fire
🔗 21:14MrProfessorPerson: the yellow light is making me uncomfortable
🔗 21:14silenceaux: What is this, the Joestar estate??
🔗 21:14mrsblakeway: Dogs don't need skin
🔗 21:14DigitalSeahorse:

🔗 21:14RobotHobbit: they sound like "YOU! PLAY WITH ME!"
🔗 21:14 SkylerRingtail: That drawer had Good Boy written in it
🔗 21:14 AdmiralMemo: Good boy... good boy... GOOD. BOY.
🔗 21:14Aviator_Moonshine: yeah. yeah. i know. I'm tired atm, can't think the difference of the two. In fact i'm not thinking at all. :VAlso someone quoted chronos as just being eu's dad, so i decicded to throw the pops name on chat
🔗 21:14Jeremy2D: @silenceaux, NO.
🔗 21:14SilverNapalm: that drawer had writting in i
🔗 21:14originalskyboss: Jeeves, why did I get this painting. I dont remember wanting to Watch Dogs
🔗 21:14 SkylerRingtail: And we had t he muzzle at the beginning of the game
🔗 21:14SilverNapalm: it said Good boy
🔗 21:14 ExhaustedElox: Fuck! The wheelchair!
🔗 21:14DigitalSeahorse: I also like Jazz Punk
🔗 21:14 SkylerRingtail: Eff, is it time for the chair?
🔗 21:14 aaronbsam: I think it said "GOOD BOY"
🔗 21:14fastlane250: abandoned wheelchair
🔗 21:14silenceaux: Jeremy2D silenceaux yes!
🔗 21:15Phrixscreoth: Exhaustedelox Not before taking it to dinner
🔗 21:15vladimortpuddin: anyone else wish Serge were here to wet himself?
🔗 21:15Aviator_Moonshine: i can't seem to type either
🔗 21:15 AdmiralMemo: Pay your electric bill, Alex! It's only FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS.
🔗 21:15MrProfessorPerson: slowly gently this is how a life is taken
🔗 21:15Jlhonors: Oh hello chair.
🔗 21:15 CleverCrumbish: HI!
🔗 21:15TacitusVigil:
Aviator_Moonshine: Sorry. I can understand being super tired, esp. these days. Thinking is overrated anyway. 
🔗 21:15 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Vladimortpuddin I always wish Serge was here
🔗 21:15 AugmentingPath: hi there, paint-spattered wheelchair
🔗 21:15 AdmiralMemo: Hello chairmangs
🔗 21:15RobotHobbit: Oh hi, chair
🔗 21:15kinpatsu: #PowerSerge
🔗 21:15 theguywiththecleverhandle: He's such a dreamboat
🔗 21:15 tyloncorp: you're.. totoaly normal chair frond....
🔗 21:15 theguywiththecleverhandle: #nohomo
🔗 21:15vladimortpuddin: #somehomo
🔗 21:15Aviator_Moonshine: It's also cause its like 4-5 am here.
🔗 21:15 SkylerRingtail: Does any recognize what kind of chair that was? Some kind of restraint or medical chair?
🔗 21:15 Frylock72: #noRomo
🔗 21:15 komimatt: Man his house is really big
🔗 21:16Laserbeaks_Fury: Charity begins at home
🔗 21:16originalskyboss: Chairs cant drive through wood doors
🔗 21:16 tehcrashxor: Chairs cant go through walls, their not ghosts.
🔗 21:16Theicyhandofdeath: if i ever make exorbitant amounts of money i want to make iconic videogame mansions IRL stuff like resident evil and luigis mansion and such, that would not work with this game
🔗 21:16originalskyboss: Ah yes. The big painting room
🔗 21:16Aviator_Moonshine: lol
🔗 21:16 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail, I thought it was a wheelchair.
🔗 21:16 SkylerRingtail: I don't remember that door. That spooked me
🔗 21:16RobotHobbit: Oh HI
🔗 21:16MrProfessorPerson: what the actual ***
🔗 21:16 emberBecky: too many noses
🔗 21:16DigitalSeahorse: that was the Chairman of the board
🔗 21:16 theguywiththecleverhandle: I get a Serge whenever I see him, if you know what I mean
🔗 21:16fastlane250: paintingsmn
🔗 21:16Jlhonors: Okay that was spook.
🔗 21:16 AdmiralMemo: Ummmmm
🔗 21:16SilverNapalm: suddenly
🔗 21:16Aviator_Moonshine: i laughed at that door.
🔗 21:16Lancer873: Oh good!
🔗 21:16 Rhynerd: Who mixed the paintings?
🔗 21:16 SkylerRingtail: @Admiralmemo It seemed a little different than a wheelchair
🔗 21:16originalskyboss: !ing
🔗 21:16fastlane250: NOPE spin zone
🔗 21:16SilverNapalm: SUDDENLEY
🔗 21:16 Alchemistmerlin: Don't turn around, wuhoh...
🔗 21:164dSwissCheese: Whee~
🔗 21:16ThatDangSkeleton: WHOA
🔗 21:16AerialPosterior: We should just stop turning around.
🔗 21:16 tehcrashxor: Where's the pumpkin?
🔗 21:16Lancer873: !pardonfuck
🔗 21:16 LRRbot:
8 pardons-fuck for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE
🔗 21:16mrsblakeway: Rat friend!
🔗 21:16 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Sir... if you could just... be small...
🔗 21:16 LRRbot: New quote #1901: "Sir... if you could just... be small..." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:16 Mysterious_Challenger: hahaHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
🔗 21:16originalskyboss: OH GOOOOD
🔗 21:16 theguywiththecleverhandle: follow the rat to the fire
🔗 21:16Phrixscreoth: Aviator_moonshine I've been laughing or facepalming through all this xD
🔗 21:16SilverNapalm: what chait
🔗 21:16RobotHobbit: Is this a fever dream?
🔗 21:16 Rhynerd: Did we just catch the house shifting?
🔗 21:16Jlhonors: Okay that was good. Real good.
🔗 21:16 AugmentingPath: oh, the wheelchair got thinned
🔗 21:16Jameson920 : I am not sleeping tonight
🔗 21:16 arcaneOmnipotence: the chair melted into paint
🔗 21:16 Intrepid_Colin: Do what the dormouse said.
🔗 21:17SilverNapalm: all the frames are super tiny now
🔗 21:17SilverNapalm: i like it
🔗 21:17ThatDangSkeleton: you know what, actually I'm gonna go to bed
🔗 21:17 SkylerRingtail: A good hobble at it
🔗 21:17Jlhonors: Oxenfree all over again.
🔗 21:17silenceaux: Little Big world?
🔗 21:17 arcaneOmnipotence: DO we need to find a tape recorder thing?
🔗 21:17SirBiffaloEsq: Told you, actually PT.
🔗 21:17originalskyboss: Jeeves, I appear to be stuck in the Long hallway
🔗 21:17 AugmentingPath: go left
🔗 21:17fastlane250: We loop here now.
🔗 21:17 AdmiralMemo: !quote 188
🔗 21:17 LRRbot: Quote #188: "<stream of profanity>"
🔗 21:17 MistahFixIt: I feel like the effect loses something when you see it happening :c
🔗 21:17NotJustAFleshWound: yup
🔗 21:17Garfman314: tell jonas to talk to his mother
🔗 21:17Aviator_Moonshine: @phrix I've been not being spooked except a tiny bit creepd out mainly. Too tired to be scared
🔗 21:17mrsblakeway: !badadvice
🔗 21:17 theguywiththecleverhandle: "As long as nobody goers through THAT DOOR!"
🔗 21:17 Frylock72: The fan blades were spinning in a different direction than their shadows.
🔗 21:17Himyul: the illusion of choice!
🔗 21:17DigitalSeahorse: yup
🔗 21:17Lancer873: I should probably not be giving myself nightmares considering I have to judge tomorrow...
🔗 21:17 arcaneOmnipotence: Bad end
🔗 21:17 Intrepid_Colin: Good quote Memo
🔗 21:18 SkylerRingtail: Nice one Cori
🔗 21:18 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I almost became dilapidated.
🔗 21:18 LRRbot: New quote #1902: "I almost became dilapidated." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:18Laserbeaks_Fury: Always new Alex would be attacked by a fan
🔗 21:18originalskyboss: Ah. I must remember to fix the old wall bursting pipes
🔗 21:18silenceaux: Dilapidated. Just like the building.
🔗 21:18 banwidthraptor: zing
🔗 21:18RobotHobbit: The house is quite dilapidated
🔗 21:18 Frednotbob: Evetything is fine!
🔗 21:18Jlhonors: Tell-tale sign of poor craftsmanship.
🔗 21:18Lancer873: Sir, you're being *REALLY* aggressive right now
🔗 21:18 MistahFixIt: !sir
🔗 21:18 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
🔗 21:18RobotHobbit: Oh, hello Dick van Dyke
🔗 21:18originalskyboss: Its fine
🔗 21:18 theguywiththecleverhandle: !advice
🔗 21:18 LRRbot: Remember to save.
🔗 21:18nattsan: Lot of Rembrandts around here
🔗 21:18Jeremy2D: Hotdog champion? Gee, Will, how come you get to have TWO weiners?
🔗 21:18SquareDotCube: Tugger Nutts and the Hot Dog Clog
🔗 21:18Lysander_Gustav: Can't see crap, captain
🔗 21:18 MistahFixIt: "It's all fucky in here."
🔗 21:18 AdmiralMemo: Everything's Nermal
🔗 21:18originalskyboss: Little!
🔗 21:19vladimortpuddin: can we get that as a quote
🔗 21:19originalskyboss: I take offense!
🔗 21:19 SkylerRingtail: So we DID have a kid
🔗 21:19 Frylock72: Tell your master how to live his life? That's a paddlin'.
🔗 21:19 AdmiralMemo:
This is JEEVES' quarters! 
🔗 21:19 SkylerRingtail: Now goop monster
🔗 21:19Jlhonors: Stick it to the man!
🔗 21:19originalskyboss: There were clearly more than 80 bottles
🔗 21:19RobotHobbit: Trash the place
🔗 21:19firehazard_k: He heard you
🔗 21:19Jeremy2D: I appreciate your use of the past tense, SkylerRingtail
🔗 21:19 theguywiththecleverhandle: The kid is now a painting
🔗 21:19 theguywiththecleverhandle: literally
🔗 21:19mrsblakeway: Heard you talkin ***
🔗 21:19Garfman314: potatochips
🔗 21:19 Juliamon: So basically the "paprika" was just bottles of booze, relabeled
🔗 21:19 AdmiralMemo: NO WATCHTOWER!
🔗 21:19nattsan: Knock three times
🔗 21:19RobotHobbit: It's the SHoggoth butler
🔗 21:19 vorox4: Go to your servant man's room, young man!
🔗 21:19 SkylerRingtail: @Jeremy2d Well, they call giving birth "having" a kid, in the present tense
🔗 21:19Lancer873: Oh good the walls de-rotted
🔗 21:19originalskyboss: I SAID WE"RE CLOSED
🔗 21:19 Rhynerd: Did I see a moustache!
🔗 21:20 theguywiththecleverhandle: go left
🔗 21:20 CleverCrumbish: Kozilek apparently
🔗 21:20 Rhynerd: Bowser JR got to him...
🔗 21:20originalskyboss: I must remember to let the paintings dry before hanging them
🔗 21:20RobotHobbit: I TOLD you your butler was a shoggoth
🔗 21:20DigitalSeahorse regrets eating that full pack of ham yesterday
🔗 21:20 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] I can't tell you. That would be illegal.
🔗 21:20 LRRbot: New quote #1903: "I can't tell you. That would be illegal." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:20DoodlestheGreat: That's what happens when you use cheap paint. It all runs off.
🔗 21:20 SkylerRingtail: THIS PART
🔗 21:20SilverNapalm: the music
🔗 21:20 AdmiralMemo: Wait... MY GRANDMA HAD THAT SAME EXACT LAMP!
🔗 21:21Jeremy2D: oh yessss
🔗 21:21 MistahFixIt: Oh the melty record
🔗 21:21SilverNapalm: play the song
🔗 21:21mrsblakeway: OH BOY
🔗 21:21 shamblemyshark4: man fast with the quotes today
🔗 21:21 ravingpenguin: We live here now
🔗 21:21Caerlocc: So goal is to escape?
🔗 21:21 theguywiththecleverhandle: just stay in the room
🔗 21:21 Khalahd: Oh yeah, THIS room
🔗 21:21 Rhynerd: Let's rock
🔗 21:21originalskyboss: JEEEVES! MY BOOZE
🔗 21:21Theicyhandofdeath: shots x 30
🔗 21:21 theguywiththecleverhandle: it's safe there
🔗 21:21Jeremy2D: this part creeps me the EFF out. The geometry...
🔗 21:21fastlane250: Booze Clues
🔗 21:21Jlhonors: True horror: No booze.
🔗 21:21Lancer873: !game good
🔗 21:21 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (112/116)
🔗 21:21Jeh_0: play it loud!
🔗 21:21 Lord_Durin: Oh THIS room
🔗 21:21 banwidthraptor: damnit Jenkins stop hiding the booze
🔗 21:21originalskyboss: Ah. The records upsideown
🔗 21:21 SweetieMemily: Where has the rum gone?
🔗 21:21 arcaneOmnipotence: !game good
🔗 21:21RobotHobbit: nang?
🔗 21:21 vorox4: @Admiralmemo ...try not to have your back to that lamp, then.
🔗 21:21 theguywiththecleverhandle: it's playing backwards
🔗 21:21 Frednotbob: Okay, who teleported us to the House of Wax?
🔗 21:21wreck21: i havent played a game like this since the 7th guest lol. is this the one to play?
🔗 21:21DigitalSeahorse: melty room
🔗 21:21 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 21:21 MistahFixIt: This new music is what's wrong with people today... it's rotting society to its core@!
🔗 21:21 mtvcdm: Are we siphoning 30 booze?
🔗 21:21originalskyboss: SIR
🔗 21:21 SchalaKitty: This effect is so cool
🔗 21:21RobotHobbit: yummy
🔗 21:21originalskyboss: It should be IRON
🔗 21:21 CleverCrumbish: NO NO NO NO NO
🔗 21:22fastlane250: Did they even have plastics in the time period for this game?
🔗 21:22Garfman314: are we collecting bits?
🔗 21:22silenceaux: Whose... Whose blood?
🔗 21:22Lysander_Gustav: Hmmm
🔗 21:22TacitusVigil: Wow. Terrible HMO.
🔗 21:22 vorox4: It's IRON
🔗 21:22 AdmiralMemo: Copper? Is he draining a VULCAN?
🔗 21:22RobotHobbit: copper?
🔗 21:22Caerlocc: whyyyyyyy
🔗 21:22Laserbeaks_Fury: unless, body dead
🔗 21:22Jeremy2D: Unless she was already dead.
🔗 21:22 SkylerRingtail: Copper for the tubing, surely
🔗 21:22RobotHobbit: is he a lobster?
🔗 21:22DTor214: Well, you would have to siphon it if the heart wasn't pumping
🔗 21:22 Frylock72: maybe the body was dead when he tried to get the blood?
🔗 21:22Garfman314: horseshoe crab blood
🔗 21:22 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (113/117)
🔗 21:22 theguywiththecleverhandle: pretty sure it's self pressurized
🔗 21:22Lancer873: Doesn't... blood taste more like iron?
🔗 21:22Lysander_Gustav: Parts of this feel like it's trying too hard
🔗 21:22 Alchemistmerlin: Sir, sir, this is a very very important question. Who's blood? Sir?! SIR!
🔗 21:22 ExhaustedElox: Other way Alex
🔗 21:22 SweetieMemily: !game good
🔗 21:22Aviator_Moonshine: @memo Damn green-blooded goblins!
🔗 21:22 Rhynerd: Please be your own blood...
🔗 21:22 arcaneOmnipotence: Theres a switch
🔗 21:22Lysander_Gustav: Is this better than that scene in "Downpour?"
🔗 21:22 GreyFox0012: theres a switch on the back
🔗 21:22silenceaux: I seem to recall blood usually being described as coppery, not ferric. But then, maybe they were just being ironic?
🔗 21:22the_lone_bard: Blood smells like Iron but tastes more like copper.
🔗 21:23Lancer873: Huehuehue.
🔗 21:23originalskyboss: Thats speed
🔗 21:23 SkylerRingtail: Switch on the back?
🔗 21:23 AdmiralMemo: Same crank, but there's a switch
🔗 21:23SilverNapalm: that was slower
🔗 21:23originalskyboss: You need direction
🔗 21:23SilverNapalm: move it the other way alex
🔗 21:23TacitusVigil:
silenceaux: Yellow Card. 
🔗 21:23 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (114/118)
🔗 21:23originalskyboss: Much better
🔗 21:23fastlane250: pump up the jam
🔗 21:23 SkylerRingtail: Pffffft
🔗 21:23 mtvcdm: ALLLLVINNNNN
🔗 21:23Aviator_Moonshine: Alvin!
🔗 21:23 AdmiralMemo: Hahahahahaha
🔗 21:23 Grescheks: uhhhhhhhhhh
🔗 21:23 Veraphage: r-r-r-remix
🔗 21:23 Akaiatana: Yes, Cori, it's a turntable
🔗 21:23 shamblemyshark4: drrrrrop the bass!
🔗 21:23Baranastra: Highlight,
🔗 21:23 Rhynerd: We can DJ this ****
🔗 21:23Jlhonors: Fixed, easy. Run and never touch it again.
🔗 21:23 ExhaustedElox: *groan* dammit this game does horror so good
🔗 21:23Aviator_Moonshine: huh, so that's what alvin sounds like without a sped-up voice.
🔗 21:23Jeh_0: yo skrill drop it hard
🔗 21:24originalskyboss: I really wasnt a fan of Hendrix's early work, but whatever
🔗 21:24 AdmiralMemo: !highlight Alvin and the Spoopmunks
🔗 21:24 LRRbot: Highlight added.
🔗 21:24Lysander_Gustav: Leg? Leg? leg? leg?
🔗 21:24Lancer873: We deeeed it!
🔗 21:24Laserbeaks_Fury: Never skip Leg Day
🔗 21:24DigitalSeahorse: of course table is turning....it's a turntable
🔗 21:24RobotHobbit: This has to have something to do with cthulhu or the elder gods
🔗 21:24NotJustAFleshWound: @Aviator_moonshine google alvin and the chipmunks christmas song with normal voices. it's.... a thing
🔗 21:24 AugmentingPath: Let's go improve some meat flamingoes
🔗 21:24Theicyhandofdeath: lets turn the tables on this game
🔗 21:24originalskyboss: Not drunk enough is one of the either
🔗 21:24 Rhynerd: I think I see a Stache
🔗 21:24fastlane250: meat flamingoes sounds like innuendo after a while
🔗 21:24Laserbeaks_Fury: Beefalo
🔗 21:24 MistahFixIt: File_definition 'fine' not found
🔗 21:24RobotHobbit: It's the Fleshmingos again
🔗 21:24 Frednotbob: A ham aligator.
🔗 21:24originalskyboss: UM
🔗 21:24 Frylock72: A meat mountain.
🔗 21:24 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit to me it just seems like one man's decent into madness
🔗 21:24Theicyhandofdeath: kitty?
🔗 21:24 AugmentingPath: Darksouls endgame?
🔗 21:24originalskyboss: Not quite sure
🔗 21:25 AdmiralMemo: Phyrexian... thing?
🔗 21:25Jeremy2D: a hampire
🔗 21:25 Mysterious_Challenger: meat mound
🔗 21:25Lysander_Gustav: Angry Sharpei?
🔗 21:25fastlane250: Somebody be splatted everywhere.
🔗 21:25 tehcrashxor: Looks like happy little trees to me.
🔗 21:25 arcaneOmnipotence: Duck or swan?
🔗 21:25Aviator_Moonshine: i do recall something about stuff like that. isn't it just the alvin's voice actor without the sped-upiness.
🔗 21:25MrProfessorPerson: hello shogoth
🔗 21:25Aviator_Moonshine: ?
🔗 21:25SirBiffaloEsq: Meat bicycle?
🔗 21:25 Intrepid_Colin: I am going with meat pile
🔗 21:25 CaptainSpam: Am artist, can confirm this is how it works.
🔗 21:25 Rhynerd: One Flamingo with a blanket
🔗 21:25Jeremy2D: the musical?
🔗 21:25africansaola: a rat
🔗 21:25originalskyboss: Perhaps not
🔗 21:25Lancer873: A cave?
🔗 21:25 SkylerRingtail: These chains cost five hundred THOUSAND pounds
🔗 21:25 Carbonylcookie: scorpian?
🔗 21:25 Frylock72: Does Layers of Fear have a soundtrack available?
🔗 21:25originalskyboss: Ah yes.
🔗 21:25 AdmiralMemo: I think that the house is this man's brain
🔗 21:25originalskyboss: I remember
🔗 21:25 mtvcdm: There's a monster at the end of this book, Alex.
🔗 21:25RobotHobbit: @Theguywiththecleverhandle Isn't that like every cthulhu mythos story?
🔗 21:25Lysander_Gustav: Oh hai
🔗 21:25mrsblakeway:
@admiralmemo what? No 
🔗 21:25 AugmentingPath: you got your wish, Alex!
🔗 21:25 SkylerRingtail: This reminds me of that piano in Super Mario 64
🔗 21:25 MistahFixIt: Piano, PLEASE
🔗 21:25originalskyboss: I remember why we chained this peano
🔗 21:25Jlhonors: SIR. Sir.
🔗 21:25Laserbeaks_Fury: Rogue Piano
🔗 21:25 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 21:26silenceaux: It's the Mario 64 piano's least favourite child.
🔗 21:26 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
🔗 21:26 Lord_Durin: its a player piano! get it?
🔗 21:26 Rhynerd: You scared the poor thing
🔗 21:26Arclight_Dynamo:
Gear down, Ludwig! 
🔗 21:26 CaptainSpam: Huh. I have to admit, I did not expect it to do THAT.
🔗 21:26vladimortpuddin: SIR... that piano is expensive!
🔗 21:26 Akaiatana: That piano seems high-strung
🔗 21:26 MistahFixIt: "Your at a fortissimo, I need you at like, a mezzo-forte"
🔗 21:26RobotHobbit: Sir your Lovecraft is showing
🔗 21:26 Phailhammer: Sir, I believe you forgot to put your piano into neutral.
🔗 21:26fastlane250: That piano? Aggressive? Have you even PLAYED Super Mario 64?
🔗 21:26Jeremy2D: Sir, right now you're a forte. I need you to be a piano.
🔗 21:26Lancer873: I could swear I remember seeing a bit like that in some game. Don't remember what though.
🔗 21:26 SkylerRingtail: "This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered" - Alex
🔗 21:26 RassilonDND: angry chained piano, my favorite trigger
🔗 21:26Lysander_Gustav: Is this like a more metal version of "Red Violin?"
🔗 21:26originalskyboss: SIR. PLS move
🔗 21:26silenceaux: The Mario 64 one had a good lustre as well.
🔗 21:26Theicyhandofdeath: im kinda waiting for the bottomless pit full of spikes lava bears style
🔗 21:26 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered.
🔗 21:26 LRRbot: New quote #1904: "This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered." —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:26 Frednotbob: THis is kinda funny, because I have a COPS-style video plahing in another window, and all I hear from it is 'Okay, sir? Sir, yes...calm down, please, sir.'
🔗 21:26 AugmentingPath: You have a flashlight, just no batteries
🔗 21:26 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit but lovecraft does use the supernatural, this just seems like one person's warped perceptions
🔗 21:26 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Haha! Outsmarted the piano!
🔗 21:26 LRRbot: New quote #1905: "Haha! Outsmarted the piano!" —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:26 vorox4: Meat giraffe, 2/3 with reach, sacrifice one pint of blood and one card named "meat turkeys", and search you library for this card, then place it on the battlefield.
🔗 21:26MrProfessorPerson: must be storage
🔗 21:26originalskyboss: Ah yes.
🔗 21:27 AdmiralMemo:
Shirts_: Didn't you sub tonight? 
🔗 21:27 tehcrashxor: !quote alex
🔗 21:27 LRRbot: Quote #839: "You procedurally-generated so-and-so..." —Alex [2015-10-13]
🔗 21:27Jlhonors: Here we go.
🔗 21:27 SachielOne: Flashlight? I think we'd need a portable star.
🔗 21:27RobotHobbit: @Theguywiththecleverhandle you have a point there
🔗 21:27originalskyboss: The room that touches the wall
🔗 21:27 AugmentingPath: wall then
🔗 21:27Theicyhandofdeath: whats the mana cost?
🔗 21:27fastlane250: Spin time
🔗 21:27originalskyboss: Ah yes. The dead end room
🔗 21:27 SkylerRingtail: Ghost time?
🔗 21:27MrProfessorPerson: this game is so great
🔗 21:27cotp_dom: I can't wait to see this game in VR
🔗 21:27 lord0rcus: I LOVE how this game *** with geometry
🔗 21:27DrWreckage: Which thing is your favorite?
🔗 21:27originalskyboss: wat
🔗 21:27Lancer873: I have to wonder how linear this all is, like, do you always wind up going to the same rooms?
🔗 21:27 vorox4: How was that?
🔗 21:27 AdmiralMemo: This is bringing back memories... sadly.
🔗 21:27Anaerin: You like that mechanic? Maybe you would like Antichamber, then...
🔗 21:27DTor214: Like Antichamber, but scary
🔗 21:27 SkylerRingtail: Hey, its like Antichamber!
🔗 21:27 Mysterious_Challenger: oh my god
🔗 21:27SilverNapalm: so seamless
🔗 21:27originalskyboss: SO CLEVER
🔗 21:27MrProfessorPerson: what the actual ***
🔗 21:27 ExhaustedElox: hmmmm....
🔗 21:27silenceaux: Well played game
🔗 21:27SilverNapalm: it's beautifull
🔗 21:27Jeh_0: smoke and mirrors
🔗 21:27 ExhaustedElox: Ohhh man
🔗 21:28Theicyhandofdeath: gg
🔗 21:28originalskyboss: AH yes. bingo
🔗 21:28 lord0rcus: instant instancing...
🔗 21:28 SachielOne: Set weapons to gaslight.
🔗 21:28RobotHobbit: Isn't that Takahata?
🔗 21:28silenceaux: I think it's your anniversary.
🔗 21:28Lancer873: Oh man what sort of antechamber junk did I miss?
🔗 21:28 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit Edritch horror also has some very definite differences, creatures that simply gazing upon them drives you crazy
🔗 21:28 Rhynerd: Never forget the ninth.
🔗 21:28 AdmiralMemo: Gaslight: The Game
🔗 21:28 Frednotbob: Don't forget that this month has a '9th'!
🔗 21:28originalskyboss: Must remember to get that fixed
🔗 21:28africansaola: when the game is so intense that you lean the same way as the character...lol
🔗 21:28 aesir_blade: ONE PUUUUUUUNCH
🔗 21:28SilverNapalm: *collective jump*
🔗 21:28 chiropteraboy: jESUS
🔗 21:28 RassilonDND: ask and ye shall recieve alex
🔗 21:28fastlane250: You got your wish with the door.
🔗 21:28 Mysterious_Challenger: that door cost me 50000 pounds
🔗 21:28Jlhonors: I hate this door in particular.
🔗 21:28JQuill7: Murder Hallway!
🔗 21:28 Mysterious_Challenger: In retrospect I overpaid quite a bit
🔗 21:28silenceaux: "I think you'll fit"
🔗 21:28 AdmiralMemo: Mysterious_Challenger, You got it on sale?
🔗 21:28 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit that seeing the fundamental truth of the universe would destroy your feeble mortal mind
🔗 21:28 SkylerRingtail: @Mysterious_challenger You forgot this: 0
🔗 21:28Jeremy2D: the ninth of febtober
🔗 21:28Himyul: hey, your own murder hallway!
🔗 21:28Laserbeaks_Fury: always remember 6-9
🔗 21:29 Zeke229: god in the old testiemnt is an eldritch horror being, simplyh staring at him makes you dead
🔗 21:29TacitusVigil: Octember is my 2nd favorite month, right after Smarch.
🔗 21:29Jeremy2D: what about Windows Vista?
🔗 21:29 SkylerRingtail: Alright Alex, give us the Moonbase location and we'll send you pizza
🔗 21:29 lord0rcus: there are haunted pianos in this game
🔗 21:29originalskyboss: Ah yes. The library has overflowed again
🔗 21:29 MistahFixIt: I hate the lousy Smarch weather though...
🔗 21:29 ExhaustedElox: That is a surplus amount of books
🔗 21:29MrProfessorPerson: oh *** book golem is back
🔗 21:29 SkylerRingtail: All these Omen-acs?
🔗 21:29Theicyhandofdeath: well my pizza is almost done
🔗 21:29Jlhonors: They wrecked the library! Jerks.
🔗 21:29fastlane250: Bookvalanche
🔗 21:29 Frylock72: This isn't how almanacs work!
🔗 21:29 mtvcdm: Oh, look, my last trip to Barnes and Noble.
🔗 21:29 RassilonDND: who ordered encyclopedia britanica?
🔗 21:29 Rhynerd: The moonbase has a fridge, right?
🔗 21:29NimrodXIV: no, I said 30 booze, not 30 books!
🔗 21:29 Mysterious_Challenger: I like the idea that this guy just purchases things ONLY in quanities of 500000 pounds.
🔗 21:29 ExhaustedElox: Is there a profanity filter on the channel?
🔗 21:29 theguywiththecleverhandle: worth it
🔗 21:29p_rate: *** *** SHITFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
🔗 21:29 Alchemistmerlin: 7 Thousand copies of 50 Shades of grey. 350 thousand shades of grey
🔗 21:29Theicyhandofdeath: the paper copy of wikipedia
🔗 21:30 CaptainSpam: Look, we didn't order all these almanacs. Back in the 90s we tried to get a bulk order of copies of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego, something went wrong, and we just got the almanacs.
🔗 21:30SilverNapalm: look out the window
🔗 21:30Jeremy2D: my god, man, this literary mess! Were you RAISED in a Barnes and Noble?
🔗 21:30SilverNapalm: do it
🔗 21:30originalskyboss: I dont remember why I kept this here.
🔗 21:30SilverNapalm: pls alex
🔗 21:30RobotHobbit: @Theguywiththecleverhandle I still feel like there IS something eldritch going on, just not elder godly
🔗 21:30 AugmentingPath: scrub
🔗 21:30lightspeeddash:

🔗 21:30Jeh_0:

🔗 21:30 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] No, don't Windows.
🔗 21:30 LRRbot: New quote #1906: "No, don't Windows." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:30silenceaux: Pleb has also been called!
🔗 21:30 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
🔗 21:30Jlhonors: Plebs just don't understand.
🔗 21:30 Mysterious_Challenger: holy ***
🔗 21:30TacitusVigil:
Can...that be a quote? 
🔗 21:30 Frylock72: Pleb has been called.
🔗 21:30Aviator_Moonshine: The 'top kek' painting.
🔗 21:30Caerlocc: pleb lol
🔗 21:30Magnatek: Rembrandt in his later years?
🔗 21:30 mtvcdm: I wish to pull my Patreon support from that man.
🔗 21:30silenceaux: Comissions are hard, sometimes.
🔗 21:30originalskyboss: Ah yes. The loft
🔗 21:30fastlane250: Is this man just a psychotic hipster?
🔗 21:30Undersol: people should stop pleb shaming
🔗 21:30 SkylerRingtail: Are we nearing the...nursery?
🔗 21:30 MistahFixIt: "New house, who dis?"
🔗 21:30mrsblakeway: That painting cost me 50000 pepes
🔗 21:30 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Robothobbit perhaps, what I've seen so far is a guy unable to cope with his life, and what he has dobe
🔗 21:30 AugmentingPath: I think the problem is that he gave the client what he asked for, not what he wanted
🔗 21:30 theguywiththecleverhandle: done*
🔗 21:30MrProfessorPerson: we are all down there alex
🔗 21:30 chiropteraboy: "Sir thats not my fursona " "YOU FUCKIN PLEB"
🔗 21:30Himyul: when you're getting paid in exposure, it makes sense to get a little miffed
🔗 21:30Jeremy2D: New gramophone, who dis?
🔗 21:31vladimortpuddin: is there down who?
🔗 21:31Lysander_Gustav: Bacon pancakes, makin bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake
🔗 21:31Theicyhandofdeath: i prefer filth peasant as an insult
🔗 21:31RobotHobbit: @Theguywiththecleverhandle fair enough
🔗 21:31originalskyboss: Jeeves, we must cancel our subscription to every newspaper ever
🔗 21:31 SkylerRingtail: Good eye Cori
🔗 21:31Theicyhandofdeath: filthy*
🔗 21:31 SchalaKitty: *sees new room* Oh, we're in for a bad time
🔗 21:31 Rhynerd: What does it say?
🔗 21:31 Wilhelm_Screamer: what do we know?
🔗 21:31 Havok4: I do like that they show you the osetnsibly real house first you you see exactly how twisted alll theese visions are,
🔗 21:31 aussz: @Loadingreadyrun maind character is just upset because everyone just expects him to paint them for free to get "exposure"
🔗 21:31originalskyboss: At most, we should be subscribed to 2
🔗 21:31 Sylenctone: Is that ladder on rails
🔗 21:31 Frylock72: Worst ladder game ever.
🔗 21:32RobotHobbit: @Aussz that makes so much sense
🔗 21:32 Frednotbob: Not THAT kind of exposure!
🔗 21:32Jeh_0: just push the ladder with your face
🔗 21:32Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the free exposure
🔗 21:32 Havok4: Tugger Nutts Exposes All
🔗 21:32originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the New Painting
🔗 21:32Lysander_Gustav: Tugger Nuts and the Night Watch
🔗 21:32africansaola: why would you walk up the stairs so slowly
🔗 21:32 Mysterious_Challenger: Tugger nuts and the true portrait
🔗 21:32 Frylock72: Tugger Nuts and the Non-Euclidean Adventure.
🔗 21:32 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts Flys Free
🔗 21:33 arcaneOmnipotence: *Flies
🔗 21:33 SkylerRingtail shivers
🔗 21:33 aaronbsam: Poor pegleg guy - so many stairs!
🔗 21:33Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the *** pleb
🔗 21:33 SchalaKitty: Tugger Nutts Goes Commando
🔗 21:33 Rhynerd: Tugger Nutts and the long hallway
🔗 21:33 lord0rcus: found your booze
🔗 21:33 Frednotbob: Tugger Nuts and the Suggestive Innuendo.
🔗 21:33 TheMoatman: Back from the dub fight. I laughed so hard I almost puked
🔗 21:33originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the new technique
🔗 21:33 RassilonDND: tugger nuts and exposure bum
🔗 21:33 ExhaustedElox: What was through the other door up there?
🔗 21:33SirBiffaloEsq: So how much Tugger Nuts fan fiction is there so far?
🔗 21:33 SkylerRingtail: Chat will send you pizza, Alex
🔗 21:33 Havok4: Tugger Nuts and the Triple Entente
🔗 21:33 Frylock72: Tugger Nuts and the Stupid Pleb
🔗 21:33mrsblakeway: Tugger Nuts and the 50000 pounds
🔗 21:33SilverNapalm: is it too late to order out there?
🔗 21:33 Alchemistmerlin: So did the wife get her skin burned off or did the husband?
🔗 21:33 theguywiththecleverhandle: !pizza
🔗 21:33TacitusVigil:
Just wait until 4am and order three pizzas 
🔗 21:33 Rhynerd: Tugger Nuts and the pizza rug
🔗 21:33Theicyhandofdeath: my pizza just finished
🔗 21:33 Frednotbob: Tugger Nuts and the Nut Tuggers
🔗 21:33 Zeke229: if alex and cori dont get pizza tonight
🔗 21:33 Frylock72: @Alchemistmerlin, The wife.
🔗 21:33Laserbeaks_Fury: its a ring backwards
🔗 21:33originalskyboss: Jeeves, where did we put that phone?
🔗 21:33fastlane250: Many turns
🔗 21:33DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 21:33 AugmentingPath: telephinnitus
🔗 21:33 Veraphage: The phone picks up itself
🔗 21:34Lancer873: Btw, Tugger Nuts was a friggen' brilliant bit. It took me a bit to realize the double entendres and then I went back and laughed like mad
🔗 21:34Laserbeaks_Fury: Data, will you answer that damn phone
🔗 21:34 SkylerRingtail: Its in the same. Damn. Ear.
🔗 21:34 Sylenctone: This really is Gaslight: the game
🔗 21:34the_lone_bard: I haven't had pizza in like, 4 months. Now I want pizza...
🔗 21:34DigitalSeahorse: telephitus
🔗 21:34RobotHobbit: ow my brain
🔗 21:34Jeremy2D: if you walk the other way will it ring forward?
🔗 21:34 lord0rcus: you're in the fourth dimension
🔗 21:34OmnipotentTrevor: Suddenly, PT.
🔗 21:34Jlhonors: Got there.
🔗 21:34SquareDotCube: olleh?
🔗 21:34 theguywiththecleverhandle: Ouch this is setting off my tinnitus
🔗 21:344dSwissCheese: How do telephone?
🔗 21:34Quixoticcommand: Walk the other sirexfion
🔗 21:34africansaola: Don't answer! It's Adele
🔗 21:34 aWabbajack: I laughed hard at the Tugger nuts bit @Lancer873
🔗 21:34 Zeke229: walk the other way
🔗 21:34Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, shit, yeah!
🔗 21:34fastlane250: Ow, my freakin ears!
🔗 21:34 Frylock72: But Cori, your kiss, your kiss is on my list.
🔗 21:34Arclight_Dynamo: Other way!
🔗 21:34 Alchemistmerlin: Walk in the other direction? Since its going backward?
🔗 21:34 Mysterious_Challenger: Oh my god
🔗 21:34 Frednotbob: Quick! The phone is unringing! Put it down and erase a message!
🔗 21:34 Mysterious_Challenger: it's sound backwards
🔗 21:34RobotHobbit: walk the other way
🔗 21:34africansaola: Hello from the other side!!!!!!!!
🔗 21:34 SkylerRingtail:
I've been put on a dairy and gluten free diet for a while. So, I can't have pizza 
🔗 21:34 ExhaustedElox: Try walking the other way
🔗 21:34 Rhynerd: They should totally return from their next break just finishing their order of pizza on a phone.
🔗 21:34 Mysterious_Challenger: words backwards
🔗 21:34 banwidthraptor: that phone is causing my tinitus to act up
🔗 21:34angryoptimist: I'm just listening and watching chat, because I have difficulties with horror; I'm going to have to assume Thunder Satan is trying to call us.
🔗 21:34 theguywiththecleverhandle: @Alchemistmerlin good point
🔗 21:34 MistahFixIt: Phone ringing backwards?
🔗 21:34 Alchemistmerlin: Woo!
🔗 21:34originalskyboss: Ah yes. The endless hallway. Why did I install that
🔗 21:34DigitalSeahorse: put me on DNC
🔗 21:34 theguywiththecleverhandle: bingo
🔗 21:34Lysander_Gustav: "Who is it?"
🔗 21:35africansaola: ADELE
🔗 21:35Jlhonors: So clumsy.
🔗 21:35 embyrr922: Twitch pls
🔗 21:35fastlane250: Hello this is Yes.
🔗 21:35Lysander_Gustav: Acting!
🔗 21:35 Frednotbob: Butterfingers! You rebroke the phone. Five times.
🔗 21:35 AugmentingPath: !game Jane Eyre
🔗 21:35Reecer6: "Witch hospital??? They're burning the hospital for witches???"
🔗 21:35Lancer873: You used to call me on my... fell... phone? Nah that's stupid.
🔗 21:35 Alchemistmerlin: I liked that puzzle
🔗 21:35 Zeke229: this is like a good antichaber
🔗 21:35angryoptimist: Well, which hospital is she? Don't leave me hanging, game.
🔗 21:35Jeremy2D: damn it lancer
🔗 21:35originalskyboss: Also, must remember to purchase another phone.
🔗 21:35 SkylerRingtail: @Lancer873 I liked it
🔗 21:35Garfman314: he wasn't at her recital
🔗 21:35 Havok4: I got that call last thanks giving when my mom was hit by a truck.
🔗 21:35JaymicUnyielding: She need hopsital.
🔗 21:35 TheLittleMakoThatCould: Is it bad that my first thought there was "Tugger Nuts and the Hospital Fire"?
🔗 21:36 AugmentingPath: This is too many lefts! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
🔗 21:36RobotHobbit: If this was set in Australia he would ask "Which fire" rather than "what fire" and he probably wouldn't be surprised
🔗 21:36Lysander_Gustav: Flickering lights!
🔗 21:36originalskyboss: nope
🔗 21:36 Frednotbob: Tugger Nuts and the Happy Tree Friends.
🔗 21:36p_rate: How much did the weird house effects cost?
🔗 21:36originalskyboss: nope nope nope
🔗 21:36 Rhynerd: @thelittlemakothatcould yes. It has to be an innuendo.
🔗 21:36the_lone_bard: JaymicUnyielding it's pronounced hopstitle.
🔗 21:36Theicyhandofdeath: just got back with my pizza
🔗 21:36lightspeeddash: Not Welcome here
🔗 21:36 Havok4: Luckly she was fine and I was there to help carry the dog she was walking back to its owner.
🔗 21:36lightspeeddash: oh its this room
🔗 21:36 Veraphage: This is fine
🔗 21:36 Black_Blade725: not the floor anymore
🔗 21:36Theicyhandofdeath: what about that trapdoor?
🔗 21:36 TheLittleMakoThatCould: Oh, right, how silly of me
🔗 21:36 SkylerRingtail: We turned gravity back on
🔗 21:36lightspeeddash: !card gravity negator
🔗 21:36 LRRbot: Gravity Negator [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / Flying / Whenever Gravity Negator attacks, you may pay {C}. If you do, another target creature gains flying until end of turn.
🔗 21:36 Mysterious_Challenger: gravity is back
🔗 21:36 Mysterious_Challenger: good job
🔗 21:36 arcaneOmnipotence: That was the gravity switch
🔗 21:36 ThePrettiestFurry: you flipped the grav switch
🔗 21:36 Frylock72: Too many books (too many books)! Too many books. Too many books!
🔗 21:36originalskyboss: Not sure if too drunk, or not drunk enough
🔗 21:36 gravity_pike: no, guys!
🔗 21:36Jlhonors: Ah. the restore gravity switch. I knew it would be useful.
🔗 21:36 embyrr922: Dammit, my internet burped and I didn't hear the phone call
🔗 21:36 AdmiralMemo: Brats?
🔗 21:36 Alchemistmerlin: "Uhg, we've got house pigeons again."
🔗 21:37RobotHobbit: Batpigeon?
🔗 21:37 banwidthraptor: the majestic bat pigeon
🔗 21:37africansaola: hell naw!! to the naw naw naw!!!
🔗 21:37Theicyhandofdeath: nanananananananana batrats
🔗 21:37p_rate: ooooooooooooooo
🔗 21:37fastlane250: Gravity is your enemy. IT's just... there. All the time. Being oppresive against your desires to not be on the ground.
🔗 21:37 Intrepid_Colin: The deer head is going to go Evil Dead on us and just start laughing
🔗 21:37originalskyboss: Jeeves, why did we install the thumping hallway?
🔗 21:37 Wilhelm_Screamer:

🔗 21:37 Rhynerd: @embyrr922 it was the call he got telling him about the fire his wife was in and the hospital she was sent to.
🔗 21:37lightspeeddash: how much did this hallway cost us?
🔗 21:37 AdmiralMemo: originalskyboss, And why did it cost FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS?
🔗 21:37lightspeeddash: LOL
🔗 21:37africansaola: never fall in a horror movie!
🔗 21:37RobotHobbit: Sir, your Lovecraft is showing, again.
🔗 21:37 Rhynerd:

🔗 21:37 SkylerRingtail: Hellevator
🔗 21:37 aWabbajack: oh nice, LoF is Overwhelmingly positive on steam.
🔗 21:37Jeremy2D: not your leg, but it is your crutch.
🔗 21:37 Curufean: its all fake, some distressed human mind came up with this
🔗 21:37 Zeke229: 99 bottles of booze and blow?
🔗 21:37 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 21:37 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (114/118)
🔗 21:37p_rate: watch carfully
🔗 21:38 lord0rcus: safety first!
🔗 21:38 Frednotbob: Alex, we don't have 45 minutes to sing all 99 bottles this time!
🔗 21:38 Zeke229: !game good
🔗 21:38 chiropteraboy: Ah yes
🔗 21:38 Frylock72: !game good
🔗 21:38 Wilhelm_Screamer: !game good
🔗 21:38 chiropteraboy: lets go down
🔗 21:38 Rhynerd: !game good
🔗 21:38 cantwearusernames: So I got surprised by my mom who I didn't expect home for another hour knocking on the door while watching this.
🔗 21:38 gravity_pike: safety third!
🔗 21:38Jlhonors: No baby in this chest, good.
🔗 21:38 Zeke229: abandon all hope ye who enter here
🔗 21:38 cantwearusernames: she enjoyed her trip to barbados
🔗 21:38Theicyhandofdeath: i thought it took 18 minutes for 99 bottles
🔗 21:38 gravity_pike: is there a point where I will no longer have the luxury of abandoning hope?
🔗 21:38 SkylerRingtail: Social worked...daughter
🔗 21:39 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (115/119)
🔗 21:39MrProfessorPerson: "trying" to convince people youve gone insane
🔗 21:39 SkylerRingtail: worker*
🔗 21:39 AugmentingPath: try not. there is no try
🔗 21:39originalskyboss: Ah yes. The empty room of broken bottles
🔗 21:39Lysander_Gustav: Alex's hat is phasing through the game!
🔗 21:39 SkylerRingtail: Holding balls!
🔗 21:39 Alchemistmerlin: 98 balls of beer on the wall
🔗 21:39 Curufean: Whos balls are you holding Cori?
🔗 21:39 Frednotbob: @Gravity_pike If you live in Canada, you can legitimately say that when you reach Hell's Gate, you're officially beyond Hope.
🔗 21:39 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] Holding... balls!
🔗 21:39 LRRbot: New quote #1907: "Holding... balls!" —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:39Lysander_Gustav: Balls in holes!
🔗 21:39 theguywiththecleverhandle: Quote Cori "holding... balls!"
🔗 21:39p_rate: I thought lawyers always told you to try to be insane.
🔗 21:39 Rhynerd: Tugger Nutrs and the Holding Balls
🔗 21:40 SkylerRingtail: They're rats, they're rats, they're furry and forlorn~ (Damn it Hey, Arnold!)
🔗 21:40Undersol: You can still get your Daugherty Albums
🔗 21:40 Mysterious_Challenger: tugger nuts and the flying rats
🔗 21:40Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the rats
🔗 21:40originalskyboss: Ah yes. The big barrels of booze
🔗 21:40 AugmentingPath: what, rats can't make out in the dark? Rats are people too.
🔗 21:40 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts Juggles Balls
🔗 21:40Lancer873: Noormal rooooom, normal roooom, NORMAL ROOOOOOOO~oo~OO~oo~OOOM
🔗 21:40originalskyboss: Oh good. the bathroom
🔗 21:40Jlhonors: Tugger Nuts runs the tap.
🔗 21:40Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the 30 boozes
🔗 21:40 Frednotbob: 99 Barrels of boozeinafreakyhauntedhouse...
🔗 21:40 theguywiththecleverhandle: Tugger Nuts tosses the salad
🔗 21:40 Alchemistmerlin: Oh good, a bathroom with a tub in a horror game, what could go wrong?!
🔗 21:40RobotHobbit: Blood bath?
🔗 21:40silenceaux: No thank you
🔗 21:40africansaola: got a floater
🔗 21:40 AdmiralMemo: Just a nice bath... a nice normal bath
🔗 21:40Lysander_Gustav: Normal Room, Normal Guy
🔗 21:40MrProfessorPerson: hello my baby hello my darling
🔗 21:40 aWabbajack: Silent Floaters = IBS?
🔗 21:40 Intrepid_Colin: Silent Floaters? Flush them down
🔗 21:41 Rhynerd: No more going near water
🔗 21:41 aWabbajack: Irritable Bowels!
🔗 21:41 arcaneOmnipotence: That was almost the same voice and intonation as last time!
🔗 21:41Jeremy2D: wait, Alex, those aren't notes meant to be read as a whole... I think those are painting titles.
🔗 21:41 Frednotbob: This guy should get together with Ginsberg. With his LSD tripping, they could make some lovely poetry.
🔗 21:41DigitalSeahorse: how do i take chrome off full screen on a mac?
🔗 21:41Theicyhandofdeath: tugger nuts and the silent floaters
🔗 21:41mrsblakeway: Tugger Nits and the Silent Floaters
🔗 21:41Jeremy2D: @DigitalSeahorse, F11 ought to fix it.
🔗 21:41originalskyboss: F 11
🔗 21:41 theguywiththecleverhandle: paprika?
🔗 21:41SirBiffaloEsq: where are the knives
🔗 21:41RobotHobbit: you also seem to be out of cocaina
🔗 21:41 aWabbajack: I'll take the Stevia instead of sugah, please.
🔗 21:41p_rate: So we've got fire rats, air rats and water rats. I bet there is going to be an earth rat and finally an avatar rat.
🔗 21:41Theicyhandofdeath: by the booze
🔗 21:42Lysander_Gustav: So where is this "Tugger Nuts" thing that Featherweight drew from?
🔗 21:42 AdmiralMemo: eh luhmow!
🔗 21:42 Alchemistmerlin: I am not a fan of a room that both locks form the outside and has a lightswitch on the outside
🔗 21:42 Alchemistmerlin: like...not cool man
🔗 21:42originalskyboss: On the new Qwerpline
🔗 21:42 theguywiththecleverhandle: Snaaaaaake!
🔗 21:42 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts and His Friend Richard Head
🔗 21:42mrsblakeway: @p_rate everything changed when the fire rats attacked
🔗 21:42RobotHobbit: more doors
🔗 21:42originalskyboss: Ah yes. The brick doors
🔗 21:42Lancer873: Tugger Nuts and the Sugar Mom... no, that's a bit *too* obvious.
🔗 21:42 AdmiralMemo: Alchemistmerlin, It's supposed to be a closet, but still...
🔗 21:42Lysander_Gustav: Oh. It looks like a cross between Goat Sim and Surgeon Sim
🔗 21:42 vorox4: My compoopter crashed, what did I miss?
🔗 21:42 Frylock72: Tugger Nuts and the Butte Pirates.
🔗 21:42DigitalSeahorse: it didnt...chrome us still full when i go back to it
🔗 21:42 Frednotbob: 'WHen Stanley came to a chocie between two open doors, he chose the door on his -left-...
🔗 21:42RobotHobbit: brick'd
🔗 21:42 Mysterious_Challenger: Huh
🔗 21:42 Rhynerd: @lysander_gustav they just thought of some dirty kid book names and let featherweight loose I think...
🔗 21:42Jeremy2D: Forest Temple!
🔗 21:42 Mysterious_Challenger: I remember all four doors being brick
🔗 21:42Lancer873: I'm glad e have such great options
🔗 21:42lightspeeddash:
Forest Temple WAT
🔗 21:42originalskyboss: Alt-Tab?
🔗 21:42 Mysterious_Challenger: This has changed.
🔗 21:42Lysander_Gustav: I'm going to have to listen to that tomorrow.
🔗 21:42 Rhynerd: Too much booze?
🔗 21:42Jlhonors: Ren and the second cookie.
🔗 21:42 Alchemistmerlin: @Admiralmemo Yes but...locking closet?
🔗 21:43 AdmiralMemo: "normal"
🔗 21:43 DGZenos: majora's haunted mansion
🔗 21:43 Rhynerd: @jlhonors brownie
🔗 21:43 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Oh hey, I never "get" voices- who is Richard Therpston III?
🔗 21:43 cantwearusernames: !piss
🔗 21:43 AdmiralMemo: Alchemistmerlin: I've seen the design in older houses. I can't justify it, but I've seen it.
🔗 21:43 Wilhelm_Screamer: @Ladythrimbletrimmer ian
🔗 21:43 SniperPumpkin: ladythrimbletrimmer, ian
🔗 21:43 JohnLockeCole: LadyThrimbletrimmer, it's ian
🔗 21:43silenceaux: You uh. Turned around when you got to the end of the hall, the first time?
🔗 21:43africansaola: it puts the lotion on its skin
🔗 21:43 LadyThrimbletrimmer: thank you!
🔗 21:43Jlhonors: @Rhynerd Ah, my mistake.
🔗 21:43 aWabbajack: Did I miss another run of Oxyenfree?
🔗 21:43 arcaneOmnipotence: Anti grav piano time?
🔗 21:43fastlane250: Safety is for losers
🔗 21:43 AdmiralMemo: aWabbajack, Yes.
🔗 21:43DigitalSeahorse: ill figure it later
🔗 21:43 Wilhelm_Screamer: oooh neato
🔗 21:43 Rhynerd: @awabbajack yes, and you missed it's end.
🔗 21:43 SkylerRingtail: Who is John Galt?
🔗 21:44 aWabbajack: ok cool, will catch a re-watch later
🔗 21:44 Wilhelm_Screamer: I feel dumb
🔗 21:44 Intrepid_Colin: Because only poor people use hand rails
🔗 21:44 Frednotbob: Little known fact: Richard Therpston III is Kaiser Soze.
🔗 21:44originalskyboss: @Digitalseahorse Alt-Tab?
🔗 21:44TacitusVigil:
SkylerRingtail: A two-dimensional character. 
🔗 21:44 AugmentingPath: Richard Therpston III is totally Alex
🔗 21:44Theicyhandofdeath: filthy pipesmen
🔗 21:44 ExhaustedElox: Oh, so it's not Ian then, Alex?
🔗 21:44Jeremy2D: but he's naaaooooooooouuuuuahahh
🔗 21:44 Rhynerd: Oh here!
🔗 21:44p_rate: Alex could you turn up your brightness a little?
🔗 21:44 aesir_blade: I remember this room!
🔗 21:44Lancer873: Oh good the rotting cloth went away.
🔗 21:44 Rhynerd: Already?
🔗 21:44 Rhynerd: This is a fun place.
🔗 21:44 banwidthraptor: @frednotbob sick reference
🔗 21:44 Alchemistmerlin: There are no bells in that clock
🔗 21:44 TheLittleMakoThatCould: are those covers just cumbling to dust?
🔗 21:44 Alchemistmerlin: that clock cannot bells.
🔗 21:44 lord0rcus: did you forget to pay the gravity billl?
🔗 21:44 theinvisiblevoice: speaking of qwrp, any chance of releasing a video of a taping of an episode?
🔗 21:44 Paranundrox: nice music
🔗 21:45 Havok4: Candles do not burn that way in zero G!
🔗 21:45 vorox4: And if you did use handrails, do you know how much they could cost?
🔗 21:45originalskyboss: Jeeves, we forgot to pay for the gravity again.
🔗 21:45 Phailhammer: Who let Derek into the control booth?
🔗 21:45 Mysterious_Challenger: and the piano is what your wife was all about . . .
🔗 21:45SilverNapalm: everything is physics pbject
🔗 21:45 Mysterious_Challenger: I bet this relates to her somehow.
🔗 21:45p_rate: that is so cool
🔗 21:45 ravingpenguin: Wow, anti gravity is really easy, you just need a piano
🔗 21:45 jarlax: anti-grav piano
🔗 21:45 Akaiatana: SWIM THE STATE!
🔗 21:45 Rhynerd: It was over 500,000 pounds @lord0rcus
🔗 21:45 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Theinvisiblevoice Wasn't that in one of the loading times?
🔗 21:45 Havok4: I worked in a microgravity combustion group for 3 months!
🔗 21:45RobotHobbit: Are we in the matrix?
🔗 21:45 azninja888: !findquote peaceful
🔗 21:45 LRRbot: Quote #1387: "You try to spread peace and love in the world and this is the result." —Alex [2014-08-01]
🔗 21:45 theguywiththecleverhandle: was that 30 booze all Absinthe?
🔗 21:45 Zeke229: i knew richard therpston II was alex
🔗 21:45 cantwearusernames: our footsteps sound like heartbeats
🔗 21:45 theinvisiblevoice: was it, @LadyThrimbletrimmer I'll have to look it up
🔗 21:45Lancer873: Well that was... weirdly serene... for a moment...
🔗 21:45 Lord_Durin: I love how your footsteps sound more like a heartbeat. creepy.
🔗 21:45Jeremy2D: There was something down there in the original... next to the piano?
🔗 21:45TacitusVigil: Bah, gravity is so Nouveau riche anyway.
🔗 21:45p_rate: more like the mirrortrix
🔗 21:45 Zeke229: its obvious, cuz richard therpston was played by alex
🔗 21:45Jeremy2D: or... that's new
🔗 21:45africansaola: you've upset the gravity gods
🔗 21:45DigitalSeahorse: how do i stop this player on my phone?
🔗 21:45 Rhynerd: @jeremy2d not yet
🔗 21:45RobotHobbit: This gon be good
🔗 21:46 JohnLockeCole: RobotHobbit, in the sense that there's no telling how much, if anything that we're seeing is real? yes
🔗 21:46originalskyboss: But I do refuse to pay for the gravity when it is Five Hundred Thousand Pounds
🔗 21:46 vorox4: Five hundred thousand pounds.
🔗 21:46 Frednotbob: This guy is.......cheery....?
🔗 21:46Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm still going with we did this to our own leg
🔗 21:46NimrodXIV: oh yeah, white paint
🔗 21:46p_rate: Problem Solving
🔗 21:46 cantwearusernames: obviously
🔗 21:46 SkylerRingtail: I don't like the new narrator voice
🔗 21:46 AugmentingPath: Get
🔗 21:464dSwissCheese: Good plans. Solid.
🔗 21:46africansaola: dude is getting off on a damn bone....
🔗 21:46 AugmentingPath: your bonetanium white
🔗 21:46 TheMoatman: Every major character excel g, Alex, Derek, and maybe Edith has (I think) been modulated
🔗 21:46 banwidthraptor: creepy AF
🔗 21:46originalskyboss: Bone loaf?
🔗 21:46 Frylock72: Bone saw is ready?
🔗 21:46 vorox4: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
🔗 21:46 ExhaustedElox: Dude, the main character is so boned
🔗 21:46 Zeke229: he is missing a leg
🔗 21:46 Mysterious_Challenger: sans?
🔗 21:46Lysander_Gustav: Bone white!
🔗 21:46 Rhynerd: Is that what happened to your leg?
🔗 21:46Magnatek: Dangit, Josh...
🔗 21:46lightspeeddash: i think he got a BONE SAW
🔗 21:46 ravingpenguin: Are you gonna get dunked on?
🔗 21:46Jeh_0: welcome to the Bone Zone
🔗 21:46 Zeke229: where do you think he got the bone?
🔗 21:46Theicyhandofdeath: the secret behind titanium white
🔗 21:46 LadyThrimbletrimmer: BoneSAW IS ReaDEEE
🔗 21:46 Mysterious_Challenger: Do they sell bone paint?
🔗 21:46p_rate: dude fix your boner
🔗 21:46 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts and the Hidden Bone
🔗 21:46Lysander_Gustav: Bleached white skeleton?
🔗 21:46Jeremy2D: Spooptanium white
🔗 21:47Lancer873:
Oh hey I've *never* heard that bonesaw joke before 
🔗 21:47DTor214: He already had white paint. He just wanted to give it a personal touch.
🔗 21:47 AdmiralMemo: Tugger Nuts and the Bleached White Skeleton
🔗 21:47 Mysterious_Challenger: Micheals' is quite morbid
🔗 21:47Jeremy2D: smash cut to a titanium white skeleton
🔗 21:47 Appleguard: I don't think Derek is pitch shifted actually
🔗 21:47 Rhynerd: But OPUS doesn't offer bone paint.
🔗 21:47RobotHobbit: dude just rob some graves like the rest of civilised society
🔗 21:47SquareDotCube: Getting that white just right by a marrow margain
🔗 21:47silenceaux: I do appreciate that they're using bones for the undercoat / base of a painting.
🔗 21:47angryoptimist: Insert Yoshikage Kira joke here.
🔗 21:47originalskyboss: Must remember to clean up once Im done painting.
🔗 21:47SirBiffaloEsq: I played a bone saw in pack wars. It was fun.
🔗 21:47 Sleepyperson: *** yeah surprise pizza
🔗 21:47Theicyhandofdeath: another one
🔗 21:47Lysander_Gustav: What happens when you look in the mirror each time you return to this room?
🔗 21:47 SchalaKitty: As someone who works at Michael's I can promise that we sell cursed art supplies.
🔗 21:47 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I assume that "Bonesaw is READIIEEE" will be in the Nicknames podcast for Oath
🔗 21:47 AdmiralMemo: LadyThrimbletrimmer, More than likely
🔗 21:47Darth_Dredge: Alex, this man is persecuting skeletons.
🔗 21:47originalskyboss: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 21:47 arcaneOmnipotence: Death Fish
🔗 21:47p_rate: Still need earth rat and avatar rat
🔗 21:47africansaola: tree
🔗 21:48Jlhonors: Add some bone to that seething mount of flesh.
🔗 21:48 Alchemistmerlin: Fish
🔗 21:48 Alchemistmerlin: fishhhhhhhhhh
🔗 21:48 Appleguard: But I do think Edith is modulated
🔗 21:48africansaola: Goldfish
🔗 21:48fastlane250: it's a jackal
🔗 21:48originalskyboss: Goat?
🔗 21:48 Zeke229: its fuckt
🔗 21:48 AdmiralMemo: Looks like a face
🔗 21:48africansaola: from the side
🔗 21:48 SniperPumpkin: oh god there's an eye
🔗 21:48 Rhynerd: It's a clown
🔗 21:48 Frednotbob: It's a Dr. Seuss tribute!
🔗 21:48 Juliamon: It's an eldrazi
🔗 21:48silenceaux: Woman in masquerade mask with fancy hat.
🔗 21:48 tyloncorp: fishieeeeee <><
🔗 21:48 theguywiththecleverhandle: it's a Koi
🔗 21:48 TheMoatman: Feesh
🔗 21:48 Intrepid_Colin: @Ladythrimbletrimmer I was hoping for BoneSaw McGraw
🔗 21:48 gravity_pike: it's a schooner
🔗 21:48 azninja888: !findquote fish
🔗 21:48 LRRbot: Quote #828: "When did I say 'Fish are suck'?" —Kathleen [2015-10-12]
🔗 21:48p_rate: Can we go back to the flemingos
🔗 21:48Garfman314: roadkill fish
🔗 21:48 chiropteraboy: whatever it is, sir, i don't like it
🔗 21:48 emberBecky: it's a fish and a dog and a grumpy man face
🔗 21:48DigitalSeahorse: both my laptops doing derpy things
🔗 21:48originalskyboss: Jeeves, remind me to Ignore her.
🔗 21:48africansaola: FOLLOW HER AND GIVE HER A HUG
🔗 21:48 AdmiralMemo: !findquote fish are suck
🔗 21:48 LRRbot: Quote #828: "When did I say 'Fish are suck'?" —Kathleen [2015-10-12]
🔗 21:48 arcaneOmnipotence: one fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish
🔗 21:48p_rate: Or maybe not
🔗 21:48 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Intrepid_colin Not outside the realm of possibility, might even be both
🔗 21:48 AdmiralMemo: !findquote fish are suck
🔗 21:48 LRRbot: Quote #784: "Fish are suck." —Kathleen [2015-10-05]
🔗 21:48Theicyhandofdeath: thats a lot of viscera
🔗 21:48 LRRbot: Remember to save.
🔗 21:48silenceaux: Oh no.
🔗 21:48RobotHobbit: Is he married to a shoggoth?
🔗 21:49 Frylock72: One fish, two fish, dead fish, new fish?
🔗 21:49Arclight_Dynamo: Oh crap, this...
🔗 21:49SilverNapalm: uh oh preciouse
🔗 21:49 AugmentingPath: where's my wife!
🔗 21:49 chiropteraboy: oh boy
🔗 21:49Arclight_Dynamo: Begin panic!
🔗 21:49 Fracaswell: Oh No
🔗 21:49 Havok4: There was a childermang here!
🔗 21:49 SkylerRingtail:
Nursery section incoming 
🔗 21:49MrProfessorPerson: so there was a kid
🔗 21:49 AdmiralMemo: AugmentingPath, Oh we KNOW where his wife is
🔗 21:49originalskyboss: At least the daughter is taking after her father
🔗 21:49 Rhynerd: Welcome to a nice little forest
🔗 21:49silenceaux: Drunk. Delirious. SELFISH.
🔗 21:49africansaola: Unicorn!!!
🔗 21:49 emberBecky: Selfish
🔗 21:49 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun, Selfish
🔗 21:49 Alchemistmerlin: "We got those markers, the ones that aren't supposed to let the kids draw on the walls? Little bastards found a way ."
🔗 21:49africansaola: you killed the horse
🔗 21:49 theguywiththecleverhandle: I said it before but I'm calling that daddy made the kid into a paining
🔗 21:49originalskyboss: Must remind myself to re install the doors
🔗 21:49 JohnLockeCole: it said selfish
🔗 21:49 Phailhammer: I don't remember the four corners of Ross being like this...
🔗 21:49 theguywiththecleverhandle: painting*
🔗 21:49Keifeto: O-o Everything is fine
🔗 21:49Jlhonors: Wrecked.
🔗 21:49SilverNapalm: when bears attack
🔗 21:49p_rate: "Where was your wife when the bomb blew up?""Everywhere."
🔗 21:49originalskyboss: OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
🔗 21:49fastlane250:
Drunk, delirious shellfish. 
🔗 21:49 Zeke229: NO NO NO NO NO
🔗 21:49NotJustAFleshWound: "The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it."
🔗 21:50silenceaux: Monokuma
🔗 21:50 AdmiralMemo: Teddy Ruxpin
🔗 21:50Lysander_Gustav: Teddy Ruxpin?
🔗 21:50africansaola: MONOBEAR
🔗 21:50 tehcrashxor: It's a girzzly! play dead
🔗 21:50RobotHobbit: monokuma?
🔗 21:50SirBiffaloEsq: Will it turn us into ears?
🔗 21:50 TheMoatman: Monokuma
🔗 21:50LarkSachrosis: Tibbers!
🔗 21:50 JohnLockeCole: monokuma
🔗 21:50 AugmentingPath: !russel
🔗 21:50Magnatek: It's Monokuma!
🔗 21:50 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Teddy Ruxpin!
🔗 21:50 banwidthraptor: damn hallway crows
🔗 21:50 AugmentingPath: !russell
🔗 21:50 LRRbot: 1 crow for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE
🔗 21:50HotPeppahs: Monokuma
🔗 21:50 Intrepid_Colin: THats more Freddy Fazz Bear
🔗 21:50 Rhynerd: Party hat!
🔗 21:50fastlane250: It's party time!
🔗 21:50Jlhonors: Aw, I thought it was a unicorn bear...
🔗 21:504dSwissCheese: Bad dad
🔗 21:50Magnatek: Speaking of Danganronpa, it's now on Steam.
🔗 21:50originalskyboss: Jeeves, we must get the window repaired
🔗 21:50Jeremy2D: Oh bother.
🔗 21:50 cantwearusernames: so are we too drunk for ted...dy?
🔗 21:50Arclight_Dynamo: "Wprl"
🔗 21:50 AdmiralMemo: 5th birthday
🔗 21:50silenceaux: So he made it their fault. Just accept that you missed it!
🔗 21:50Arclight_Dynamo: Er... "Work"
🔗 21:50MrProfessorPerson: happy 5th birthday kid
🔗 21:50 SchalaKitty: Totally Monokuma, yup
🔗 21:50 vorox4: Meatfishcat, 2/2 Meatthing with vigilance, sacrifice one card named bone paint and one card named meat giraffe, then place this card onto the battlefield.
🔗 21:50Lysander_Gustav: Missed a birthday from drunkeness. Well, that's familiar.
🔗 21:50 Rhynerd: He missed her 5th birthday...
🔗 21:50africansaola: Monobear was the name of the bear from Danganroupa
🔗 21:50TacitusVigil: I assume "caught up in my work" means "drunk"...?
🔗 21:50SilverNapalm: Rukspin-kuma?
🔗 21:50 SkylerRingtail:
Ugh, they definitely changed the narrator. This guy isn't as good as I remember 
🔗 21:50 Havok4: #4*10^7 Dad
🔗 21:50 AdmiralMemo: Monokuma Ruxpin
🔗 21:51 Intrepid_Colin: Shinikuma
🔗 21:51 LadyThrimbletrimmer: It's the bear from that game where we were a two-year-old
🔗 21:51 Alchemistmerlin: Those candles sound slightly more like a fuse lighting than like a candle
🔗 21:51 cantwearusernames: I'm reminded of a campaign where we were in a haunted prison and chalk drawings came to life and attacked m
🔗 21:51 cantwearusernames: e
🔗 21:51Jlhonors: Yeah, but she's clearly worse. Look at those imprecise strokes.
🔗 21:51RobotHobbit: Where the hell is the cleaning staff, this place is a mess!
🔗 21:51 AdmiralMemo: Alchemistmerlin: From the Sleep?
🔗 21:51 Appleguard: Among the sleep
🔗 21:51 AdmiralMemo: Alchemistmerlin, Err... Among the Sleep?
🔗 21:51 Frednotbob: Welcome to the Winchester Mystery Drug-Induced Hallucination!
🔗 21:51Lysander_Gustav: Marriage Guide?
🔗 21:51Laserbeaks_Fury: Kods: The sure-fire way to keep your man
🔗 21:51Laserbeaks_Fury: *Kids
🔗 21:51originalskyboss: I FOUND THE BOOOZE
🔗 21:51Jeremy2D: reminds me of my favorite book title: Children, and other hazards of unprotected sex.
🔗 21:51p_rate: Your kids are protoges
🔗 21:51silenceaux: Bott les
🔗 21:51mrsblakeway: How do I speedrun marriage?
🔗 21:51 JohnLockeCole: Expect the unexpected??? Cardcaptors?
🔗 21:51 CaptainSpam: There. There's your door just falling down!
🔗 21:51 AdmiralMemo: game; y u do dis?
🔗 21:51lightspeeddash: Layers of Dimensonal Rifts more like
🔗 21:51p_rate: You aren't here. Or anywhere
🔗 21:51originalskyboss: EVERYTHINGS GONE TO ART
🔗 21:51 CaptainSpam: Expect the unexpected? Animaniacs?
🔗 21:52Theicyhandofdeath: he cant see u cori?
🔗 21:52 arcaneOmnipotence: scriblefied
🔗 21:52Lancer873: Uh... I... didn't catch all of that
🔗 21:52p_rate: Don't look up
🔗 21:52 theguywiththecleverhandle: that''s so cool
🔗 21:52 emberBecky: ohh weird
🔗 21:52RobotHobbit: whatever this guy has been drinking, it's not booze.
🔗 21:52 vorox4: @Laserbeaks_fury Not really sure fire.
🔗 21:52 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] It got flat.
🔗 21:52 LRRbot: New quote #1908: "It got flat." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:52MrProfessorPerson: god this game keeps getting better
🔗 21:52 cantwearusernames: I saw this episode of doctor who
🔗 21:52AerialPosterior: A link between worlds?
🔗 21:52 Intrepid_Colin: Hurry save lady arianna
🔗 21:52NotJustAFleshWound: Anyone else remember the terrifying teddy ruxpin talking stuffed toys?
🔗 21:52Lysander_Gustav: It's a painting of a painting?
🔗 21:52 Rhynerd: Answer: girl
🔗 21:52Reecer6: Cue the Hemingway.
🔗 21:52 Intrepid_Colin: I thought babies had cloven hooves
🔗 21:52 mtvcdm: Non-gendered clothing!
🔗 21:52p_rate: You seem to be rich enough to
🔗 21:524dSwissCheese: Was baby clothing even particularly gendered in this period?
🔗 21:52 tehcrashxor: mirror time
🔗 21:52originalskyboss: Im not THAT ugly
🔗 21:52 gravity_pike: for sale, baby shoes, never worn, were too small
🔗 21:52mrsblakeway: Those shoes cost me 500,000 pounds
🔗 21:52Laserbeaks_Fury: Hair not MINE
🔗 21:52Jeremy2D: I need Scissors!
🔗 21:53 AdmiralMemo: Now, I think the last time we saw this game... he had a girl but wanted a boy? I think?
🔗 21:53 AdmiralMemo: I can't QUITE remember
🔗 21:53MrProfessorPerson: what the *** is that thing in front of the house
🔗 21:53vladimortpuddin: how can they call this a horror game... I havent seen a SINGLE shotgun or fleshmonster.
🔗 21:53 Rhynerd: Mice in the hair, rats in the water
🔗 21:53MrProfessorPerson: uhhhhh
🔗 21:53NotJustAFleshWound: @4dswisscheese Yes. But it was reversed from what it is now. Pink was for boys and blue for girls.
🔗 21:53 theguywiththecleverhandle: well if this is pre mid 1910's there woudln't have been the "blue" and "pink" gender steryotyping
🔗 21:53DTor214: Correction: Fire is on drawing
🔗 21:53Lysander_Gustav: I like how the fire was the child's drawing of a fire
🔗 21:53africansaola: go comfort her!
🔗 21:53 Mysterious_Challenger: broken heart.
🔗 21:53 Frylock72: Tugger Nuts and the Telltale Heart?
🔗 21:53Lysander_Gustav: Wall throbbing
🔗 21:53RobotHobbit: lick it
🔗 21:53originalskyboss: Jeeves, Remind me why we have the beating heart on the wall?
🔗 21:53AerialPosterior: The walls are beating
🔗 21:53 AdmiralMemo: Theguywiththecleverhandle: Gender stereotypes cost FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS
🔗 21:53DigitalSeahorse: arg! my mac cam light keeps coming on with chrome...and it keeps full screening on it's own
🔗 21:53 Rhynerd: The scribbles are alive...
🔗 21:53DigitalSeahorse: D:
🔗 21:53africansaola: Go give her a hug!
🔗 21:53 cantwearusernames: Painting Intensifies
🔗 21:53 Sleepyperson: heart ain't in the head its in the booty
🔗 21:54DigitalSeahorse: I just rebooted it
🔗 21:54 Rhynerd: Who gave the kid sentient crayons?
🔗 21:54mrsblakeway: Tugger Nuts and the Throbbing Wall
🔗 21:54 Alchemistmerlin: The time period seems to be purposely ambiguous
🔗 21:54 Wilhelm_Screamer: NOPE
🔗 21:54fastlane250: Oh, hi.
🔗 21:54africansaola: is that his wife?
🔗 21:54RobotHobbit: ohai?
🔗 21:54 SkylerRingtail: Well, they improved the ghost
🔗 21:54Jeremy2D: kind of!
🔗 21:54 banwidthraptor: early 1900s perhaps
🔗 21:54 AdmiralMemo: africansaola: Sort of?
🔗 21:54MrProfessorPerson: scarecrow would make a lot of sense
🔗 21:54RobotHobbit: chair hell?
🔗 21:54silenceaux: That's no scarecrow, that's my wife! *laughs*
🔗 21:54 mtvcdm: I've settled on guessing early 1900's.
🔗 21:54NotJustAFleshWound: Seems like early 1900s
🔗 21:54 Intrepid_Colin: So apparently Graham was my valentine
🔗 21:54originalskyboss: Digitalseahorse : Im sorry? I dont know how that works
🔗 21:54Laserbeaks_Fury: Have a seat
🔗 21:54 lord0rcus: you dieded
🔗 21:54 Frylock72: All of a sudden wer
🔗 21:54 Rhynerd: Welcome to chairs
🔗 21:54 Frylock72: we're in Inception.
🔗 21:54RobotHobbit: Chairhouse Warehouse?
🔗 21:54Theicyhandofdeath: da bus just happened?
🔗 21:54awsnapthatgirl: welp. I'm not going to bed tonight.
🔗 21:54MrProfessorPerson: oh hey everything seems sorta normal
🔗 21:55 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts and the Big Stick
🔗 21:55 Appleguard: I'd say we're more Tony Stark than Bruce Wayne
🔗 21:55originalskyboss: I must remember to finish that painting
🔗 21:55 Frednotbob: Quantum painting!
🔗 21:55Quixoticcommand: Time period: 1982
🔗 21:55 emberBecky: there was a phonograph.. that might date it somewhat. Though I guess it could be an antique
🔗 21:55 cantwearusernames: *painting winks*
🔗 21:55 AdmiralMemo:
You threw your arm out? You better get it before the trash truck comes! 
🔗 21:55 JohnLockeCole: Everything is fine (tm)
🔗 21:55 SkylerRingtail: Heh, its not the electives in college...its the extracurriculars
🔗 21:55RobotHobbit: the painting is experiencing dysphoria
🔗 21:55Theicyhandofdeath: chaotic alignment human bards
🔗 21:55 Rhynerd: Sometimes you wanna go go where everybody knows your NOPE
🔗 21:55 Intrepid_Colin: Tugger Nuts and the Overcompensation of Manhood
🔗 21:55DigitalSeahorse:
hmmm 
🔗 21:55originalskyboss: OHP
🔗 21:55 chiropteraboy: I DON'T LIKE IT SIR
🔗 21:55lightspeeddash: well its gone now
🔗 21:55 Rhynerd: And there it goes
🔗 21:55silenceaux: Don't play with the devil, Alex.
🔗 21:55JaymicUnyielding: THOUGHT-KNOT SEER
🔗 21:55 gravity_pike: terd?
🔗 21:55 Frednotbob: I think this ghost has some serious anbger issues.\
🔗 21:554dSwissCheese: It didn't like you either
🔗 21:55 vorox4: Oh SCRAK!
🔗 21:55RobotHobbit: Gott ist Tot
🔗 21:55mrsblakeway: Tugger Nuts and the Look At My Penis
🔗 21:55Caerlocc: What is going onnnnnnnnnn
🔗 21:55 Alchemistmerlin: Painting suddenly remembered it was late for something
🔗 21:55Theicyhandofdeath: bye bye painting
🔗 21:56originalskyboss: OH MY
🔗 21:56NotJustAFleshWound: No human being would every stack books like this
🔗 21:56NotJustAFleshWound: ever*
🔗 21:56Garfman314: another bookalanche
🔗 21:56 TheMoatman: Hey now, you're an AAH star
🔗 21:56 gravity_pike: that's not the way that books usually flow...
🔗 21:56Lysander_Gustav: was that a crystalis made of books?
🔗 21:56 Gildan_Bladeborn: Recursive room game too strong in this meta.
🔗 21:56 Frednotbob: Tugger Nuts and the Unfortunately-Worded Innuendo
🔗 21:56Jeremy2D: all these books everywhere... it looks like we were raised in a Barnes and Noble
🔗 21:56 vorox4: Highlight painting launch?
🔗 21:56Theicyhandofdeath: this is by far the worst fill pages ever
🔗 21:56 AdmiralMemo:
mrsblakeway, That's just a single entendre... Boo 
🔗 21:56originalskyboss: Jeeves, you must remind me to not install endless rooms again.
🔗 21:56 Rhynerd: Or a Borders.
🔗 21:56africansaola: More crayons!!!
🔗 21:56 mtvcdm: When you fill pages, you're supposed to stay on the actual pages.
🔗 21:56 lord0rcus: damnit who keeps turning the gravity off
🔗 21:56AerialPosterior: BOOO
🔗 21:56 arcaneOmnipotence: Tugger Nuts and the Completely obvious sexual reference
🔗 21:56DigitalSeahorse: hehe light
🔗 21:56 AdmiralMemo: Alex plox
🔗 21:57JaymicUnyielding: A-
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: JEEVES. PAY THE GRAVITY BILL
🔗 21:57 ThePrettiestFurry: get out...
🔗 21:57Theicyhandofdeath: purple mountains majesty?
🔗 21:57 LegionofLashes: this crayon is rrrrrroyal bluuuuuuue
🔗 21:57 CaptainSpam: All the crayons hover up in the air slowly... then they all quickly whip around, facing you, and suddenly fling forward and nail you to the wall.
🔗 21:57 banwidthraptor: 1893 was one of the first skin graft procedures so I'm guessing turn of the 20th century
🔗 21:57 Frednotbob: 'This pen is rrr-rr-r;...this pen is rrrrrrrOYAL BLUUUUE!'
🔗 21:57Jlhonors: I hate it when you lose all your crayons.
🔗 21:57RobotHobbit: Did this game start crazy and just keep going or was there some semblance of normalcy that rapidly broke down?
🔗 21:57africansaola: nah gurl
🔗 21:57 vorox4: So. Much. Detail!
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: OK
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: OH OK
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 21:57 Rhynerd: No thank you
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
🔗 21:57 AdmiralMemo: HALLO FROND
🔗 21:57 Sylenctone: nonononoooo
🔗 21:57Jlhonors: That was awful please no.
🔗 21:57 arcaneOmnipotence: Alma?
🔗 21:57Theicyhandofdeath: pile of dead babies was sudden
🔗 21:57 AugmentingPath: they added more baby heads, just for Alex!
🔗 21:57Caerlocc: 30 more booze time
🔗 21:57 theguywiththecleverhandle: I tried to show my girlfriend Jessica Jones last night, big mistake, I should have given her some trigger warnings
🔗 21:57 lord0rcus: it's playing head games...
🔗 21:57lightspeeddash:
No TABLE Top Games for you 
🔗 21:57 DGZenos: umm. YEAH. that made me spill my scalding hot coffe on myself
🔗 21:57 SkylerRingtail: "I'm gonna go into the next room if its okay with you, TABLE!" - Alex
🔗 21:57 Gildan_Bladeborn: Robothobbit - it started out kind of normal, yes.
🔗 21:57originalskyboss: OH GOOOOOOOOOD
🔗 21:58 AdmiralMemo: Yes, my grandma had THOSE EXACT LAMPS!
🔗 21:58 CaptainSpam: "...and this crayon is #4A77B6... and this crayon is #4A77B7... and this crayon..."
🔗 21:58justwhatever_idk: I swear, if that table does something, they're totally in a family of spooky tables
🔗 21:58 AdmiralMemo: That's SO WEIRD
🔗 21:58 vorox4: "I'm gonna go into the next room if its okay with you, TABLE!" - Alex
🔗 21:58Lysander_Gustav: This seems to be quite the simulator. Making us yell at tables.
🔗 21:58 chiropteraboy: Bustin makes me feel goood
🔗 21:58MrProfessorPerson: you were saying alex
🔗 21:58 arcaneOmnipotence: The Doll will see you know
🔗 21:58 tehcrashxor: !addquote Alex [now] I'm gonna go into the next room if it's okay with you, TABLE.
🔗 21:58 LRRbot: tehcrashxor: That is a mod-only command
🔗 21:58africansaola: Tbag it
🔗 21:58RobotHobbit: @Gildan_bladeborn normal by what metric?
🔗 21:58Theicyhandofdeath: we cannot live here anymore ever period ever ever ever
🔗 21:58NotJustAFleshWound: NOEP
🔗 21:58 Wilhelm_Screamer: !panic
🔗 21:58 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 21:58Jlhonors: What was that about porcelain dolls? You hate them? Here you go.
🔗 21:58originalskyboss: Jeeves, why are the gaslights on?
🔗 21:58DTor214: Alex, dolls don't 'do' anything. Don't be silly.
🔗 21:58Arclight_Dynamo: UH
🔗 21:58 AdmiralMemo: Alex: This is Gaslight: The Game
🔗 21:58 Appleguard: Yeah...Jessica Jones seems like it would be hugely triggering to some folks
🔗 21:58 vorox4: Please quote.
🔗 21:58Jeremy2D: !game gaslight
🔗 21:58 Frylock72: Gaslight?
🔗 21:58 chiropteraboy: huh
🔗 21:58NotJustAFleshWound: uhhhhh
🔗 21:58 Gildan_Bladeborn: Robothobbit - ordinary rooms that didn't change position relative to each other.
🔗 21:58Theicyhandofdeath: i think they r multiplying as u look around
🔗 21:59 chiropteraboy: uuuh
🔗 21:59 theguywiththecleverhandle: I don't think you need to worry about gaslighting, I'm pretty sure you're already crazy
🔗 21:59 banwidthraptor: can someone explain the term gas lighting?
🔗 21:59 ExhaustedElox: Wait, there is something on the table now
🔗 21:59p_rate: Is there anyway to die in this game?
🔗 21:59 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Am I gaslighting MYSELF?
🔗 21:59 LRRbot: New quote #1909: "Am I gaslighting MYSELF?" —Alex [2016-02-19]
🔗 21:59Jlhonors: Like that would work.
🔗 21:59 Appleguard: I mean, it's a show where PTSD is a plot point. They knew what they were doing
🔗 21:59Arclight_Dynamo: No, that wasn't a wheelchari to start...
🔗 21:59Arclight_Dynamo: *wheelchair
🔗 21:59 mtvcdm: There is one really good crayon artist I found while durdling on Google on an Alex drawstream, to be serious.
🔗 21:59 lord0rcus: i love horror games that force you to find the jump scares
🔗 21:59 ExhaustedElox: Check out the table
🔗 21:59 Gildan_Bladeborn: Robothobbit - but after visiting your studio the first time... well all bets were off from there on.
🔗 21:59MrProfessorPerson: they just want to be free alexx
🔗 21:59originalskyboss: In case you wanted to know
🔗 21:59Theicyhandofdeath: bad spoop
🔗 21:59 Frednotbob: Let 'em go....let 'em go...we don't want these f***in' DOOOOLS!
🔗 21:59RobotHobbit: @Gildan_bladeborn Ah, I see.
🔗 21:59 cantwearusernames: I love the person who programmed this. it's not even how well rendered stuff is but just how many little details to creep you with there are
🔗 21:59NotJustAFleshWound: this is not okay
🔗 21:59originalskyboss: OH WONDERFULL
🔗 21:59 AdmiralMemo: banwidthraptor: It's basically where you torture a person by making them believe what's real isn't real and vice versa. Like, you move a picture to a different wall and when they comment on it, you're like "It's ALWAYS been there."
🔗 21:59Theicyhandofdeath: nooooooppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeee
🔗 21:59lightspeeddash:
why move to a mountaintop when it can move to TABLE Top 
🔗 22:00 vorox4: @Skylerringtail Well, we tried.
🔗 22:00 SkylerRingtail: Fuuuuuck
🔗 22:00Jlhonors: Okay Satan very funny you can stop now
🔗 22:00 Rhynerd: NO THANK YOU
🔗 22:00 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 22:00 mtvcdm: I want to go home.
🔗 22:00originalskyboss: NOT TODAY SATAN
🔗 22:00 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !panic
🔗 22:00 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 22:00 Wilhelm_Screamer: WHY
🔗 22:00p_rate: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
🔗 22:00Theicyhandofdeath: adult?
🔗 22:00 Wilhelm_Screamer: !panic
🔗 22:00 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 22:00 vorox4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
🔗 22:00Garfman314: so, we haven't gotten any muscle yet
🔗 22:00 Grescheks: !uptime
🔗 22:00 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:05:29.
🔗 22:00 AdmiralMemo: banwidthraptor: If you've ever seen the Star Trek TNG episode, think "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS"
🔗 22:00 banwidthraptor: @originalskyboss @admiralmemo thank you
🔗 22:00RobotHobbit: I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST
🔗 22:00p_rate: EVERYTHINGISFINE
🔗 22:00fastlane250: Tell ya hwat
🔗 22:00 Clench_Eastwood: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:00 tehcrashxor: Alex, stop playing with your action figures.
🔗 22:00 theguywiththecleverhandle:

🔗 22:00silenceaux: Just crying in a corner
🔗 22:00 SkylerRingtail: @Admiralmemo "I'm gonna go into the next room if its okay with you, TABLE!" - Alex
🔗 22:00 Rhynerd: I APPRECIATE THE OFFER BUT NO THANK YOU
🔗 22:00 Gildan_Bladeborn: Robothobbit - basically, even in the rooms where freaky *** doesn't happen, the level has been changing behind you and doors and passages go places they shouldn't. Also, things like THAT happen.
🔗 22:00 DGZenos: this game is STRONG
🔗 22:00 theguywiththecleverhandle: !adult
🔗 22:00 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 22:00africansaola: follow her
🔗 22:00 cantwearusernames: go right
🔗 22:00Theicyhandofdeath: im watching and praying
🔗 22:00lightspeeddash: !other adult
🔗 22:00 banwidthraptor: @admiralmemo loved that episode
🔗 22:00originalskyboss: Can we get the book monster back?
🔗 22:00 mtvcdm: How much does this cost on Steam?
🔗 22:00p_rate: Damned Children
🔗 22:00 chiropteraboy: I love how there's sooo much new stuff
🔗 22:00 Nightvalien28: I miss, not being here
🔗 22:00 SkylerRingtail: Jesus that animation
🔗 22:00 cantwearusernames: lol
🔗 22:00 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !adult
🔗 22:00 LRRbot: I need a better adult!
🔗 22:00lightspeeddash: LOL
🔗 22:00 CaptainSpam: FATALITY
🔗 22:00Jlhonors: Headshot
🔗 22:00silenceaux: #wasted
🔗 22:00 aWabbajack: !Game Good
🔗 22:00 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (116/120)
🔗 22:00 Nightvalien28: hmm whatcha saaaay
🔗 22:00 SkylerRingtail: GIF it boys
🔗 22:00 chiropteraboy: Wasteeed
🔗 22:00 arcaneOmnipotence: Doll Town
🔗 22:01JaymicUnyielding: Why couldn't it have been rats. I liked the rats.
🔗 22:01RobotHobbit: Darwin awards?
🔗 22:01 tyloncorp: "boof!"
🔗 22:01lightspeeddash:
WASTED 
🔗 22:01 AugmentingPath: !game good
🔗 22:01 Clench_Eastwood: !Game CanGoFItself
🔗 22:01TacitusVigil: I miss the book monster. At least it promoted literacy.
🔗 22:01 Black_Blade725: !game good
🔗 22:01LarkSachrosis: !game good
🔗 22:01thefallen3274: so what is the goal of this game
🔗 22:01 arcaneOmnipotence: Doll Town, Pop. Your worst nightmares
🔗 22:01Lancer873: Welp. I guess I'll just stay up tonight.
🔗 22:01 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Dooonk
🔗 22:01p_rate: Live die repeat
🔗 22:01Theicyhandofdeath: headshot
🔗 22:01originalskyboss: Chroma babbys
🔗 22:01 AdmiralMemo: banwidthraptor: Well, that's what the Cardassians were doing to break Picard. They were trying to gaslight him, but he wouldn't break.
🔗 22:01Jeh_0: BOOM HEADSHOT
🔗 22:01thefallen3274: I'm trying to understand what the goal is here
🔗 22:01 SkylerRingtail: Is this a replacement for the nursery? Cause this is just as terrifying
🔗 22:01 Gildan_Bladeborn: This whole bit is new since the last time Alex played it, and a lot of new bits were worked in along the way too.
🔗 22:01 cantwearusernames: that doll is my spirit animal
🔗 22:01 theguywiththecleverhandle: !findquote cam good
🔗 22:01 LRRbot: Quote #286: "Good luck Cam! - Get out." —Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
🔗 22:01 mtvcdm: Hallway pls
🔗 22:01 banwidthraptor: ahh makes sense now
🔗 22:01originalskyboss: Jeeves, why did we install the small infinite hallway?
🔗 22:01 ExhaustedElox: Hallway? Hallway, pls.
🔗 22:01p_rate: Every thing is going to be OK. Don't worry.
🔗 22:01silenceaux: Such drifting!
🔗 22:01 AdmiralMemo: banwidthraptor: The term comes from a story about a husband who would fake out his wife about a gas light until she went mad.
🔗 22:01 Gildan_Bladeborn: She's right behind you, isn't she.
🔗 22:01Jlhonors: Sneking time.
🔗 22:01Jeh_0: check your corners
🔗 22:01sk3tchup: go backwards
🔗 22:01 JohnLockeCole: thefallen3274, we are making a painting... using some rather unorthodox materials, that is the general goal.. or more like we're remembering how we made the painting, one step at a time
🔗 22:01 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (118/122)
🔗 22:01 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Stay frosty people
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: OK
🔗 22:02Keifeto:
!
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: Lost the frost
🔗 22:02 vorox4: That would be a fun video game, a horror game where the ghosts are horribly incompetent.
🔗 22:02Theicyhandofdeath: fatality
🔗 22:02 Gildan_Bladeborn: How do you feel about just one scary doll?
🔗 22:02NimrodXIV: !game good
🔗 22:02MrProfessorPerson: stand against the devil alex
🔗 22:02 banwidthraptor: had something like that done before when I was in the service
🔗 22:02RobotHobbit: You startled the witch
🔗 22:02 Clench_Eastwood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 22:02 AdmiralMemo: !scream
🔗 22:02 LRRbot:
22 screams for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE
🔗 22:02 Wilhelm_Screamer: Alex you god damn weeb
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: Sir
🔗 22:02 cantwearusernames: I would love a proton pack right now
🔗 22:02Keifeto: EVERYTHINGISFINE!
🔗 22:02thefallen3274: @Johnlockecole oh ok thanks. was there a killer or what does the painting do
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: sir?
🔗 22:02 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !game good
🔗 22:02 GreyFox0012: what on earth is alex yelling in japanese?
🔗 22:02 LRRbot: keifeto: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 22:02 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Hammertime.
🔗 22:02p_rate: Just pretend to be a doll, and blend in/
🔗 22:02mrsblakeway: freaky ghost baby
🔗 22:02 Gildan_Bladeborn:

🔗 22:02 mtvcdm: I do your bidding, Cameron.
🔗 22:02 SachielOne:

🔗 22:02originalskyboss: Oh
🔗 22:02Lysander_Gustav: Hmmm, red and blue flashing lights?
🔗 22:02 Rhynerd: Woke up once in a rave.
🔗 22:02angryoptimist: "Bustin' makes me feel good!" ahahahaha
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: ok
🔗 22:02 vorox4: Espelepsy!
🔗 22:02DTor214: yamete kudasai = please stop
🔗 22:02originalskyboss: its ok
🔗 22:02 Nightvalien28: GreyFox0012, if I am not wrong it means, please don't do it
🔗 22:02 azninja888: !panic
🔗 22:02 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 22:02 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: !PANIC
🔗 22:02 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 22:02 LRRbot: Rating for Layers of Fear on Let's NOPE is now 97% (119/123)
🔗 22:03 Rhynerd: Woke up a second time in the toy room
🔗 22:03 theguywiththecleverhandle: too much milk of the poppy
🔗 22:03africansaola: something was flickering on the floor
🔗 22:03 Clench_Eastwood: I didnt want to sleep this week anyways
🔗 22:03Theicyhandofdeath: 0/10 not enough dolls
🔗 22:03 arcaneOmnipotence: STAND AGAINST THE DOLL!
🔗 22:03 aesir_blade: Speaking of which, I completely lost it at the "Try it with cocaine!" at the end of the qwerpline
🔗 22:03Jeremy2D: those ones which open their eyes... *** DOLLS
🔗 22:03DigitalSeahorse: "That saaaatine daaaaaaaaaaaaaal
🔗 22:03DigitalSeahorse: "
🔗 22:03 JohnLockeCole: thefallen3274, so far we've used human blood, hair, bone, and so on, so y'know.. it's a good bet that the player is a killer.. at least
🔗 22:03 Havok4: I think there might be some anxiety related to being a fther here.
🔗 22:03 Gildan_Bladeborn:
You know what reaction seems appropriate in this scenario?
'n' 
🔗 22:03Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DOLL!
🔗 22:03Lysander_Gustav: gently fisting
🔗 22:03 Frednotbob: Lady....you have -issues-....
🔗 22:03 chiropteraboy: ALEX NO
🔗 22:03 SkylerRingtail: Did Alex just do a fisting motion?
🔗 22:03Jlhonors: Got there.
🔗 22:03 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: RAGE AGAINST THE DOLL!
🔗 22:03thefallen3274: @Johnlockecole hmmm interesting. i like games like this. thanks!
🔗 22:03 Clench_Eastwood: Is that the same voice actor from The Park?
🔗 22:03originalskyboss: Nope. Is babby storage
🔗 22:03 Frednotbob: No, never mind, not issues -- you have *subscriptions*!
🔗 22:03Lysander_Gustav: gently caress
🔗 22:04 Gildan_Bladeborn: Well that's.... a thing.
🔗 22:04africansaola: lmao
🔗 22:04p_rate: Pretty picture
🔗 22:04MrProfessorPerson: this is where the magic happens alex
🔗 22:04 Rhynerd: Baby learns piano?
🔗 22:04DigitalSeahorse: this is .....ART ATTACK
🔗 22:04 Rhynerd: While having seizure?
🔗 22:04mrsblakeway: 1000 babies on 1000 typewriters...
🔗 22:04 ThePrettiestFurry: close the door and walk awaaaaaaaayyyyyy
🔗 22:04 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:04 PM
🔗 22:04Keifeto: nonononono.....
🔗 22:04Jeremy2D: DigitalSeahorse, ............
🔗 22:04 JohnLockeCole: at this point I'd almost prefer a T1000
🔗 22:04Arclight_Dynamo: Oh *** no. It's time for this.
🔗 22:04 Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh THAT'S a familiar music sting.
🔗 22:04 vorox4: Slowly closed the door.
🔗 22:04 Frylock72: Oh man
🔗 22:04p_rate: Its how you have so many copies of the same painting
🔗 22:04 Nightvalien28: no not this room
🔗 22:04 ThePrettiestFurry: oh
🔗 22:04 SkylerRingtail: Here we gooooo
🔗 22:04 ThePrettiestFurry: ooooooooh
🔗 22:04originalskyboss: Oh no
🔗 22:04 chiropteraboy: the white door
🔗 22:04 Nightvalien28: no, not this no
🔗 22:04RobotHobbit: Jump out the window
🔗 22:04 cantwearusernames: @Digitalseahorse this looks like an excellent place for an heart attack
🔗 22:04 arcaneOmnipotence: This is the sound from babby spin room
🔗 22:04WatsonLytwick: OH YES
🔗 22:04 ThePrettiestFurry: thiiiiis room
🔗 22:04originalskyboss: OH NO
🔗 22:04Keifeto: *slowly rocks back and forth*
🔗 22:04 ExhaustedElox: NOPE!
🔗 22:04zxken6409: this is on PS4?
🔗 22:04Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:04 Gildan_Bladeborn: YAY! Alex's FAVORITE ROOM IN THE WHOLE WORLD>
🔗 22:04 AugmentingPath: nooooooooope
🔗 22:04SilverNapalm: time to have a bad time
🔗 22:04 Clench_Eastwood: NO NO NO NO NO
🔗 22:04NimrodXIV: here we go
🔗 22:04 Rhynerd: This room?
🔗 22:04 emberBecky: aw yiss
🔗 22:04 ExhaustedElox: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
🔗 22:04silenceaux: Deep breaths.
🔗 22:04lightspeeddash: I remember this one
🔗 22:04 AdmiralMemo: Oh crap
🔗 22:04 Frednotbob: Oooh, this one.
🔗 22:04Jlhonors: Baby room FUN time.
🔗 22:04DTor214: Oh yeah, this part!
🔗 22:04WatsonLytwick: Alex will remember this
🔗 22:04originalskyboss: NOT TODAY SATAN
🔗 22:04 ExhaustedElox: I am OUT!
🔗 22:04 Rhynerd: Oh this room...
🔗 22:04 cantwearusernames: !time
🔗 22:04 LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:04 PM
🔗 22:04 SkylerRingtail: Shhhh chat, let Cori experience
🔗 22:04 AdmiralMemo: I remember this.......
🔗 22:04 AdmiralMemo: Nope.Room
🔗 22:04 SachielOne: OH HELL NO
🔗 22:04 Rhynerd: Oh no...
🔗 22:04Jlhonors: Panic at the disco.
🔗 22:04 SchalaKitty: Nursery time!
🔗 22:04Jeremy2D: I almost had an art attack.
🔗 22:05 Nightvalien28: please no
🔗 22:05 Clench_Eastwood: @Admiralmemo I drink because of this room
🔗 22:05originalskyboss: !panic
🔗 22:05 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
🔗 22:05 lord0rcus: you're going to have a great time...
🔗 22:05 Rhynerd: Sit back and...
🔗 22:05 Black_Blade725: oh no not this again
🔗 22:05 theguywiththecleverhandle: well... not "heaven" per sey....
🔗 22:05 Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm curious if they changed this bit at all, because honestly I'm not sure how you would improve it.
🔗 22:05 Fracaswell: Oh nonono.
🔗 22:05 Rhynerd: We can't relax.
🔗 22:05originalskyboss: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🔗 22:05Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:05 mtvcdm: Baby music. Baby music makes me afraid.
🔗 22:05Jeh_0:

🔗 22:05 Zeke229: HORSE TORNADO
🔗 22:05 ElementalAlchemist:

🔗 22:05SilverNapalm: aww the puppt picture
🔗 22:05 Clench_Eastwood: Happy little animals
🔗 22:05RobotHobbit: Throw it out the window and escape
🔗 22:05 Lord_Mcwonderballs: ugh this again
🔗 22:05 Intrepid_Colin: oh god
🔗 22:05lightspeeddash: TRAINS~
🔗 22:05 Mysterious_Challenger:

🔗 22:05originalskyboss: Choo CHOO here comes the pain train
🔗 22:05 SkylerRingtail: @Gildan_bladeborn Move the final schok just a bit later. "Oh, I guess they removed it because it was too scary - FUCK"
🔗 22:05 lord0rcus: choo choo...
🔗 22:05 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: Everything is normal
🔗 22:05 theguywiththecleverhandle: !adult
🔗 22:05 LRRbot: I need an adult!
🔗 22:05 cantwearusernames: @Wilhelm_screamer get ready I think you're gonna be needed in a minute.
🔗 22:05 Intrepid_Colin: THat dog looks like my puppy
🔗 22:05 vorox4: Prepare for spoop...
🔗 22:05 Gildan_Bladeborn: Skylerringtail - ha ha ha, yep, that would do it.
🔗 22:05Jlhonors: Can't stop the top.
🔗 22:05 Wilhelm_Screamer: @Cantwearusernames done
🔗 22:05p_rate: Fun and games
🔗 22:05Theicyhandofdeath: to whimsicallllllloh my god
🔗 22:05 JohnLockeCole: this carousel, takes us round and round, this lovely maze of life, you can't tell up from down...
🔗 22:05 AdmiralMemo: Window is ANGRY
🔗 22:05 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: My name is Lars Gerhardt, I was never here, and everything is fine!
🔗 22:06Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:06 Clench_Eastwood: honeslt,y after so of the new crap we've seen, I aint even scared of this room anymore (total lie)
🔗 22:06 TheLittleMakoThatCould: This Toy Story reboot is weird
🔗 22:06 LegionofLashes: spin to win!
🔗 22:06 mtvcdm: Graham why!
🔗 22:06 AdmiralMemo: The night is STARK!
🔗 22:06originalskyboss: THE NIGHT IS STARK
🔗 22:06yuri2ya:

🔗 22:06 embyrr922: I come back from helping my husband avoid a panic attack to THIS scene
🔗 22:06Theicyhandofdeath: damnit graham!
🔗 22:06 Gildan_Bladeborn: Oh, they changed the words on the walls.
🔗 22:06Jlhonors: That doesn't rhyme lame.
🔗 22:06 AdmiralMemo: That doesn't RHYME
🔗 22:06Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:06originalskyboss: Rhyming meter doesnt matter
🔗 22:06 tehcrashxor: THE NIGHT IS STARK
🔗 22:06originalskyboss: not any more
🔗 22:07originalskyboss: oh no
🔗 22:07 theguywiththecleverhandle: "seen" doesn't rhyme with "in", sloppy
🔗 22:07ShawXe: If there were a list of things that are okay, this game wouldn't be on it
🔗 22:07originalskyboss: ooooooohhhhh hooooooo
🔗 22:07originalskyboss: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
🔗 22:07p_rate: I remember my faris wheel when I was a kid.
🔗 22:07 AdmiralMemo: a human hair brush
🔗 22:07originalskyboss: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
🔗 22:07 Clench_Eastwood: like a horse hair brush, but made of PEOPLE
🔗 22:07bunbuuun: ooooohh....
🔗 22:07MrProfessorPerson: oh noooo
🔗 22:07 AdmiralMemo: Wait... Did he cut up his child?
🔗 22:07Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:07originalskyboss: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
🔗 22:07 Wilhelm_Screamer: AAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 22:07angryoptimist: Baby Titan.
🔗 22:07Jlhonors: That was a bit bigger than expected.
🔗 22:07 theguywiththecleverhandle: nopen
🔗 22:07silenceaux: I really wish that Alex hadn't telegraphed that one to Cori at all, I wanted to see her response
🔗 22:07 AugmentingPath: baby head magnitude increased
🔗 22:07 theguywiththecleverhandle: NOPEN
🔗 22:07 MistahFixIt: "I was not expecting a babyhead of that magnitude."
🔗 22:07 mtvcdm: Kate nope gif!
🔗 22:07Reecer6: Hyperrealistic Phineas and Ferb here.
🔗 22:07TacitusVigil: We can't repel a baby head of that magnitude!
🔗 22:08VulpineDragoon: Alex was so scared he had to cut to break.
🔗 22:08 Rhynerd: I did seem bigger
🔗 22:08originalskyboss: OH
🔗 22:08Jeh_0: how big should the baby head be? BIGGER
🔗 22:08 Gildan_Bladeborn: I think they did make it bigger Alex.
🔗 22:08 Rhynerd: And now babies everywhere
🔗 22:08originalskyboss: Tugger Nuts and the large head
🔗 22:08 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Cori) [now] I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude.
🔗 22:08 LRRbot: New quote #1910: "I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude." —Cori [2016-02-19]
🔗 22:08SilverNapalm: but the morning is so young alex
🔗 22:08Jlhonors: You know what this art room needs? More dead babies.
🔗 22:08RobotHobbit: BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND
🔗 22:08 arcaneOmnipotence: You tweeted them a link to that, don't you remember?
🔗 22:08Theicyhandofdeath: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL
🔗 22:08africansaola: a zombie
🔗 22:08Lancer873: That called shot tho
🔗 22:08originalskyboss: Oh hey. Gouls
🔗 22:08lightspeeddash: next week?
🔗 22:08 theguywiththecleverhandle: it's a corpesicle
🔗 22:08 cantwearusernames: it's a cenobyte
🔗 22:08RobotHobbit: Meatman
🔗 22:08Jlhonors: Self-portrait level: Master.
🔗 22:08 Rhynerd: Now we see the figure. The corpse
🔗 22:08SilverNapalm: it checkpoints every cubbord
🔗 22:08 DGZenos: KEEP GOING
🔗 22:08 tehcrashxor: G'night Alex and chat. Have fun with all that nosleep!
🔗 22:08 cantwearusernames: John Cenabyte
🔗 22:08 lord0rcus: yup you've just finished a chapter
🔗 22:08Lysander_Gustav: Awwww
🔗 22:08 Rhynerd: Two parts left.
🔗 22:09 Zeke229: PIZZA TIME
🔗 22:09lightspeeddash: Two Brand New Containers
🔗 22:09 Clench_Eastwood: This is actually exactly as far as we got last time
🔗 22:09 KidSpanner: Deconstructed self portrait
🔗 22:09 DGZenos: DO IT> DO IT NOW
🔗 22:09Lysander_Gustav: Is it his wife?
🔗 22:09Theicyhandofdeath: RRRRRARFAGFGAFAFAf
🔗 22:09 theguywiththecleverhandle: Thank you both! thank you chat, Fun as always!
🔗 22:09lightspeeddash: With All NEW SPOOPS
🔗 22:09JaymicUnyielding: WASTED
🔗 22:09RobotHobbit: go get food
🔗 22:09 lord0rcus: what do you think?
🔗 22:09DTor214: That was draining
🔗 22:09silenceaux: Clench_eastwood Such is life in the streamzone.
🔗 22:09Arclight_Dynamo: You gonna be here for that Cori? hope so. It's great to have you co-pilot Let's Nope!
🔗 22:09 Rhynerd: Wow that chat looks behind
🔗 22:09Jlhonors: So done. Oxenfree and then this is too much.
🔗 22:09DTor214: Thanks for the stream!
🔗 22:09Keifeto: wow o-o this will be awesome to watch
🔗 22:09 Sylenctone: how am I going to sleep for work tomorrow?
🔗 22:09SilverNapalm: this gonna be on next week too?
🔗 22:09 emberBecky: !next
🔗 22:09 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus at Sat 11:00 AM PST (12:50 from now).
🔗 22:09 mtvcdm: Adam's streaming now.
🔗 22:09 craig_t_nelsons_shorts: That was fun.
🔗 22:09 Grescheks: Adam is always streaming
🔗 22:09 Rhynerd: But either wayC that was an amazing stream. Thank you two.
🔗 22:09 Wilhelm_Screamer: CTS?
🔗 22:09 emberBecky:
oh yay 
🔗 22:09 Nightvalien28: oooh cts
🔗 22:09 Grescheks: a PLAN
🔗 22:09Jlhonors: Crossing the Streams.
🔗 22:09RobotHobbit: noice
🔗 22:09 aesir_blade: Tell us!
🔗 22:09silenceaux: Surprise!
🔗 22:09 shamblemyshark4: crossing the stream
🔗 22:09 Wilhelm_Screamer: ooooh
🔗 22:09lightspeeddash: Crossing the Straems
🔗 22:09 SkylerRingtail: Crossing the Streams
🔗 22:09 cantwearusernames: You're playing Counter Strike?
🔗 22:09Lysander_Gustav: Some Fries!
🔗 22:09 Nightvalien28: SURPRISE
🔗 22:09p_rate: Tell me please
🔗 22:09 Rhynerd: Surprise Plan!
🔗 22:09 Clench_Eastwood: sweet
🔗 22:09DrWreckage: TELL US YOU MONSTERS
🔗 22:09 arcaneOmnipotence: Hero Quest?
🔗 22:09 thmanwithnoname: \codefall 3
🔗 22:09 Frednotbob: That was cool. Thanks for taking us along for the...crazy, haunted ride!
🔗 22:09 theguywiththecleverhandle: TTFN
🔗 22:09 SchalaKitty: Ooohhhh
🔗 22:09 Nightvalien28: thanks alex, thanks cori, it was great
🔗 22:09noahgm: No supires
🔗 22:09p_rate: I need to know
🔗 22:09 Rhynerd: Don't ruin the surprise!
🔗 22:09 Natimus_prime: Supplies!
🔗 22:09RobotHobbit: Have a good one
🔗 22:10DigitalSeahorse: about what time of day tomorrow?
🔗 22:10 theguywiththecleverhandle: is adam still straming?
🔗 22:10 emberBecky: bye Alex and Cori! thanks very much. o/
🔗 22:10Jlhonors: Thanks Alex and Cori! Was fun! Or scary. That last one.
🔗 22:10NotJustAFleshWound: Thanks Alex and Cori! Have a good night!
🔗 22:10 SkylerRingtail: Now I have to go downstairs and shut the light off...
🔗 22:10p_rate: Bets on what it is going to be
🔗 22:10 SchalaKitty: thanks for an awesome Let's Nope!
🔗 22:10 Rhynerd: Bye you two!
🔗 22:10Keifeto: Night Alex and Cori! thank you!!
🔗 22:10 vorox4: Night, Alex, Night, Cori!
🔗 22:10 cantwearusernames: everybody scream
🔗 22:10 Sleepyperson: Toodles
🔗 22:10 cantwearusernames: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🔗 22:10p_rate: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
🔗 22:10 Rhynerd: And goodnight everybody- AAAAAAA
🔗 22:11 cantwearusernames: scream raid
🔗 22:11 Rhynerd: AAAAAAAAH-dy.
🔗 22:12Lysander_Gustav: Thanks for playing, Cori and Alex!
🔗 22:13KNACC: A really great let's nope, thanks everyone
🔗 22:14DigitalSeahorse doesn't like not knowing schedules
🔗 22:15DigitalSeahorse watches twitter
🔗 22:16DigitalSeahorse: ooooooh CTS
🔗 22:16DigitalSeahorse: yay