🔗 03:35 RassilonDND: anyone around at this hour
🔗 03:35 RassilonDND: for I just discovered something that has to make it onto the next checkpoiunt
🔗 03:36 RassilonDND: if you have waze, the gps app, you can change the narrator to the voice of morgan freeman
🔗 03:44 RebelliousUno: I had C3P0 on there for a while
🔗 07:03 PhoenixMelior: !advice
🔗 07:03 LRRbot: Go in from behind!
🔗 07:18 Nightvalien28: good morning PhoenixMelior
🔗 07:21 PhoenixMelior: morning nightvalien
🔗 07:21 Nightvalien28: how are you today?
🔗 07:22 PhoenixMelior: tired but I'll live. you?
🔗 07:24 Nightvalien28: doing well, had a rough morning
🔗 07:27 PhoenixMelior: sorry to hear that
🔗 07:28 Nightvalien28: it's fine now
🔗 07:28 PhoenixMelior: that's good at least
🔗 07:29 PhoenixMelior: I may have stayed up later than intended playing Fire Emblem, hehe
🔗 07:29 Nightvalien28: hehehe
🔗 07:30 Nightvalien28: shipping all the peoples?
🔗 07:30 PhoenixMelior: not really
🔗 07:30 PhoenixMelior: I play Fire Emblem for the gameplay, first and foremost
🔗 07:30 PhoenixMelior: I think I've already decided on who my main character will marry so I'll worry about that later
🔗 07:32 Nightvalien28: ah and how is the gameplay, improved?
🔗 07:32 PhoenixMelior: I haven't quite figured out all the mechanics yet, which is scary for a Fire Emblem game
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: I THINK you just flatly do less damage on the enemy's turn, and I don't like that very much.
🔗 07:33 Nightvalien28: yeah and I heard you are playing on a hard difficulty which means perma death right?
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: Hard/Classic. Classic is permadeath
🔗 07:33 PhoenixMelior: they appear to have fixed the problems with Awakening's difficulty, at least at this point in the game.
🔗 07:33 Nightvalien28: less damage on enemy, that's weird way to increase difficulty
🔗 07:34 PhoenixMelior: well it also means that you can't do the classic FE move, which is to leave a good unit in the middle of the map and wipe the entire army
🔗 07:35 Nightvalien28: so now we leave two units in the middle of the map?
🔗 07:35 PhoenixMelior: that doesn't work either, because pairing up gives you some stat boosts but the other person can only defend
🔗 07:36 PhoenixMelior: you can leave two units standing next to each other to attack twice, but you don't get stat bonuses and extra attacks are blocked if enemy units are paired
🔗 07:37 rainbowbatsuit: I've seen a bunch of hint posts advising a defensive playstyle with lots of careful positioning and chokepoints, especially for Conquest
🔗 07:37Lithobraker: Hi chat!
🔗 07:38 PhoenixMelior: oh I'd imagine - I'm playing birthright to get the easier campaign out of the way
🔗 07:38 PhoenixMelior: hello lithobraker
🔗 07:38Lithobraker: I'm so pumped right now, bumps was so so fun
🔗 07:38 PhoenixMelior: eh
🔗 07:39 Nightvalien28: bumps?
🔗 07:39Lithobraker: Phoenixmelior a rowing race where you try to bump into the boat in front of you and not get bumped by the boat behind you
🔗 07:39 Nightvalien28: interesting
🔗 07:40 PhoenixMelior: oh it's like bumper boats
🔗 07:40 PhoenixMelior: seems neat
🔗 07:43Lithobraker: how is chat today?
🔗 07:44 Nightvalien28: doing well
🔗 07:45 PhoenixMelior: it's going
🔗 07:45 PhoenixMelior: wish I had a day off to catch up on sleep lol
🔗 08:24 PhoenixMelior: I guess everyone in chat is tired today.
🔗 08:25 Nightvalien28: very much
🔗 08:26Metric_Furlong: afternoon chat
🔗 08:27Metric_Furlong: !viewers
🔗 08:27 LRRbot: Stream is not live. 123 users in the chat.
🔗 08:27 Nightvalien28: sup metric
🔗 08:28 PhoenixMelior: to be fair my tiredness is half full moon half playing too much fates.
🔗 08:28 PhoenixMelior: good afternoon metric
🔗 08:29Metric_Furlong: wait, everyone else is tired too?
🔗 08:29Metric_Furlong: most curious
🔗 08:30 PhoenixMelior: are your sleep patterns also affected by the full moon?
🔗 08:30Metric_Furlong: no
🔗 08:30 PhoenixMelior: well lucky you then
🔗 08:30Metric_Furlong: I'm just an insomniac and had a rather more physically active day than usual
🔗 08:31 PhoenixMelior: oh interesting
🔗 08:31 PhoenixMelior: good that you're more active I suppose
🔗 08:31Metric_Furlong: well, the house is cleaner
🔗 08:32Metric_Furlong: but yes, time to deploy the energiser
🔗 08:32 PhoenixMelior: hehehe
🔗 08:36 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (3:23 from now).
🔗 08:37Metric_Furlong: hey, it works
🔗 08:37 PhoenixMelior: it sure does
🔗 08:37 PhoenixMelior: it's a very enjoyable song
🔗 08:38Metric_Furlong: I only found out about it around a month ago and I now struggle to imagine what life without knowing about it would be like
🔗 08:42Metric_Furlong debates whether it's worth looking into a 4-page forum thread about the two main units of temperature measurement that manages to miss-spell both of them in the title
🔗 08:43Metric_Furlong: I would hazard a guess that it will mainly consist of USALandians getting increasingly angry and defensive
🔗 08:47 PhoenixMelior: they do that about EVERYTHING
🔗 08:47Lithobraker:
What, deciding between F(reedom) units and C(ommie) units? 
🔗 08:47Metric_Furlong: update: yes, yes it does
🔗 08:47Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, this is true
🔗 08:47 PhoenixMelior: I think the world agrees that Celsius makes more sense but United Statians are like "water freezes at 32 that's just the way it is"
🔗 08:48 PhoenixMelior: I had this argument with my American ex, he was like " yeah but you just remember that" and I was like "yeah you just remember a nice round number for celsius as well"
🔗 08:49Metric_Furlong: yeah
🔗 08:50Metric_Furlong: but, well, you know what USA-landians are like
🔗 08:51Lithobraker: Honestly, I find it really doesn't matter. If you've grown up with F it works, if you've grown up with C it works, and even if you've grown up with F you use C for science. It's an argument for the sake of an argument.
🔗 08:51Metric_Furlong: (see also: using MM/DD/YY formatting)
🔗 08:52Lithobraker: DD/MM/YY format is also dumb, little endian is dumb. YYYY-MM-DD best format
🔗 08:52Metric_Furlong: Lithobraker, it's more the point that everyone has agreed to use one because that makes it easier, except USAland which refuses to
🔗 08:52Metric_Furlong: Lithobraker, MM/DD is particularly stupid
🔗 08:52Metric_Furlong: that only exists due to a quirk of how American English is spoken
🔗 08:53Metric_Furlong: because it's *stunningly* unintuitive
🔗 08:53 DarkMorford: Hi chat
🔗 08:54Metric_Furlong: Day-month-Year and year-month-day both follow an intuitive pattern, to the point where even if you use one parsing the other is simple
🔗 08:55Metric_Furlong: month-day-year does not
🔗 08:55Metric_Furlong: hey DarkMorford
🔗 08:55 PhoenixMelior: hey darkmorford
🔗 08:55 Nightvalien28: oh yeah the whole, you say july fifteenth easier than the fifteenth of july
🔗 08:55 PhoenixMelior: I find that to be the case
🔗 08:55Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28, that's not standard in British English
🔗 08:55Metric_Furlong: here it's xth of y
🔗 08:55 Nightvalien28: it is in simplified british
🔗 08:55 PhoenixMelior: Is that due to habit, maybe but that's how everyone writes the date down when you're in school
🔗 08:56 DarkMorford: Depending on what context I'm working in, I'll use the American format (2/23/2016), a computer-friendly format (20160223), or "military" format (23 Feb 2016)
🔗 08:56 PhoenixMelior: you head a page with the date February 23rd for whatever reason
🔗 08:56 PhoenixMelior: I work in the oilfield and we bounce around a lot and it bothers me
🔗 08:56Lithobraker: US uses F because everyone in the US uses F, so everyone in the US grew up with F, so everyone in the US understands F, and trying to switch now would be more trouble that it's worth. I really don't understand why other countries care what temperature scale we use for colloquial use. It's not like we're using Fahrenheit in chemistry labs anymore.
🔗 08:56 Paranundrox: I think its partially due to the fact that MM/DD is marginally easier to say
🔗 08:56Metric_Furlong: Paranundrox, in American English
🔗 08:57Metric_Furlong: that's my point, that's why it exists
🔗 08:57 Paranundrox: @Metric_furlong well, yes
🔗 08:57 PhoenixMelior: lithobraker correct. What upset me is that I've had people tell me F is BETTER.
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: and that we should be using THAT
🔗 08:58 Nightvalien28: isn't there a reason, like F is for liquids and C is body temp or something?
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: no
🔗 08:58Lithobraker: Nightvalien28 otherway around
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: first of all I think it's the other way around
🔗 08:58 Paranundrox: I mean, F is more useful in everyday context, when talking with Americans
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: oh wait I think I know why
🔗 08:58 Paranundrox:
🔗 08:58 PhoenixMelior: the fever temp just so happens to be at 100F
🔗 08:58Metric_Furlong:
as with Faranheit, it's an American quirk that they refusing to even consider altering even though doing so would make general communication much easier
🔗 08:59 PhoenixMelior: which isn't a round number in Celsius
🔗 08:59 Paranundrox: it would be almost impossible to alter at this point though
🔗 08:59 DennyMcG: The Imperial system?
🔗 08:59 Paranundrox: not just to get people to switch to using C, but to understand C and be able to determine temperatures in C
🔗 08:59 PhoenixMelior: well that's not true
🔗 08:59Metric_Furlong:
Paranundrox, we managed it, and we didn't even have a decimalised currency until the 1970s
🔗 09:00 PhoenixMelior: you just start teaching it in schools and phasing it out
🔗 09:00 DarkMorford: There is an argument to be made that F is more precise than C (i.e., a degree F is smaller than a degree C), which is unusual since most metric units are more precise than their Imperial/American counterparts
🔗 09:00 Paranundrox: plus, that would require people to accept a switch to C
🔗 09:00 PhoenixMelior: when parents complain you say, well you're gonna be dead when it matters so shut up
🔗 09:00 Paranundrox:
which is an UnAmerican thing to do
🔗 09:00 DennyMcG: Basically, America is wrong.
🔗 09:00Metric_Furlong:
(the other USA trait is getting defensive when people from other countries bring this up )
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: @Darkmorford true, but when it matters, ie in the lab, you're using decimal points ANYWAY
🔗 09:01 Paranundrox: well, because its not entirely relevant to anything
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: the only reason F is more precise is because its scale is essentially logarithmic
🔗 09:01 PhoenixMelior: and I find that a thousand times more confusing than a linear measurement scale
🔗 09:01 GDwarf: YYYY-MM-DD is the Metric standard, I prefer DD-MM-YYYY, but I'm fine with either. I hate MM-DD-YYYY, though
🔗 09:02Metric_Furlong:
Paranundrox, then there's no reason to take it seriously enough to get defensive about it. Because the non USA people bringing it up aren't taking it too seriously either
🔗 09:02 DennyMcG: MM-DD-YYYY just flat out doesn't make sense to me.
🔗 09:02 DarkMorford: How is it logarithmic?
🔗 09:02 PhoenixMelior: I just wish the world would agree on one so I don't have to guess when I see XX/YY/ZZZZ
🔗 09:02 DennyMcG: Smallest to largest, not mid, smallest, largest.
🔗 09:02Lithobraker: I think part of what non-USians miss is that we do a LOT more communicating with each other than with other countries, and while switching over would make communication with other countries easier, it makes communication within the US more confusing during the switch over.
🔗 09:02 Paranundrox: I don't really /care/ about the order, I just default to MM/DD/YYYY since that's what's most common here
🔗 09:02hippitybobbity: Hello everyone
🔗 09:02 Paranundrox: @Lithobraker exactly
🔗 09:02 GDwarf: Lithobraker: Except that USians export their standards all over the world
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior:
lithobraker so what you're saying is that you want the world to leave you secular? Got it
🔗 09:03Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, hey
🔗 09:03 GDwarf: Canadians *never* know what standard something i sin
🔗 09:03Metric_Furlong: Lithobraker, no, we know you do
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: hey hippity
🔗 09:03Lithobraker: I default to YyYY-mm_dD because it's 100% unambiguous
🔗 09:03 GDwarf: Because the US refuses to alter stuff before export
🔗 09:03 Nightvalien28: hi Hippitybobbity, how are ya?
🔗 09:03hippitybobbity: Very well, Nightvalien, thanks
🔗 09:03hippitybobbity: You?
🔗 09:03 GDwarf: Lithobraker: Some people could use YYYY-DD-MM, though
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: I just use DD-MON-YYYY when it matters
🔗 09:03hippitybobbity: Also I broke through the red tape
🔗 09:03Lithobraker:
Phoenixmelior wait, wait, yall are still gonna send us oil right?
🔗 09:03 PhoenixMelior: as in, 23-Feb-2016
🔗 09:03hippitybobbity: The *** I was so angry about last week
🔗 09:04Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, sweet
🔗 09:04 DarkMorford: Personally, I understand metric and I'm comfortable working with it. The hangup for me is that I THINK in American units. So if we were to switch I'd have to convert everything in my head, which isn't always easy to do.
🔗 09:04Lithobraker:
Gdwarf well those people are WRONG
🔗 09:04 PhoenixMelior: lithobraker were it up to me no, because you deny safer and cleaner pipelines at every turn, but that's another story. We're still going to send you oil yes
🔗 09:04hippitybobbity: Oh are we talking about units
🔗 09:04 PhoenixMelior: so does this mean you'll finally have some money to your name?
🔗 09:05 DennyMcG: I think the only real holdover to the non-metric way we have is pints. Beer is still done in pints, and you can buy pints of milk.
🔗 09:05Lithobraker:
Phoenixmelior yay! the invasion of C-eh-D-eh-N-eh can be postponed 
🔗 09:05 DarkMorford: Like, I know about how much a pound weighs or about how long a mile is. I can estimate those. If you ask me to estimate in kilometers, I'm going to do the estimation in miles and then convert.
🔗 09:05hippitybobbity: I am european and thus am very passionate about the work of our emperor, lord Napoleon
🔗 09:05 PhoenixMelior: lithobraker (It's Canada not Cadana)
🔗 09:05hippitybobbity: You will convert to SI units or face our polite displeasure
🔗 09:05 PhoenixMelior:
however will you invade if you can't even spell
🔗 09:05 DennyMcG: I prefer Soviet Canuckistan.
🔗 09:06 GDwarf: I still want to know why we call it "metric" in Canada. "Metric" just means "measurement", the name has always been SI
🔗 09:06 DennyMcG: Because one of my Canadian friends used that all the time when talking about Canada.
🔗 09:06Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, sort of, also USA's tendency to get a little defensive about rest of the world's jibes about it
🔗 09:06hippitybobbity: The american ego is a fragile one
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: god so much this
🔗 09:06Metric_Furlong: also, this topic makes chat very red for me
🔗 09:06hippitybobbity: Also, yes Phoenixmelior Hopefully very soon
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: metric
🔗 09:06 PhoenixMelior: it highlights
🔗 09:07Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, twitch highlights messages in red
🔗 09:07 DennyMcG: Right yeah, that makes sense.
🔗 09:07hippitybobbity: What are you using MEtric?
🔗 09:07 GDwarf: I like the polemics I see sometimes about how US Customary units just make so much more sense than Metric, and how confusing converting Metric units are. I just giggle.
🔗 09:07hippitybobbity: What app or extension
🔗 09:07 DarkMorford:
Then again, I'm basically an honorary Canadian anyway. I'm from North Dakota, which a lot of Americans think IS in Canada.
🔗 09:07Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, BTTV
🔗 09:07Lithobraker:
look, canada, if you stop sending us oil you won't get your norther passage
🔗 09:07 PhoenixMelior: gdwarf it actually just makes me facepalm lol
🔗 09:07 DennyMcG: Gdwarf what.
🔗 09:07Lithobraker: *northern
🔗 09:07 DennyMcG: Just...what.
🔗 09:07hippitybobbity: I thought north dakota was in canada, Dakota in the US, and South DAkota in Mexico
🔗 09:08hippitybobbity: Looks good Metric
🔗 09:08 GDwarf: DennyMcG: People find the system they're used to to be easier to use. Film at 11.
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: Some people tell me Seattle is just like Canada
🔗 09:08 DennyMcG: But just no.
🔗 09:08 PhoenixMelior: but... Starbucks? That's just unCanadian
🔗 09:08hippitybobbity: How is seattle like canada
🔗 09:09 PhoenixMelior: apparently friendly people
🔗 09:09 GDwarf: I will confess, I can't keep the SI prefixes that indicate powers of 10^-1 straight
🔗 09:09Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, it is in North America
🔗 09:09 DennyMcG: Being friendly: The defining trait of Canada.
🔗 09:09Metric_Furlong:
so basically the same thing
🔗 09:09 PhoenixMelior: isn't that centi?
🔗 09:09 GDwarf: Centi, milli, then...what?
🔗 09:10 GDwarf: Nano is in there, as is micro
🔗 09:10Metric_Furlong: micro, iirc
🔗 09:10 PhoenixMelior: is there another one before nano?
🔗 09:10 GDwarf: Pico is there somewhere, but I don't know where
🔗 09:10Lithobraker: micro
🔗 09:10 PhoenixMelior: it's milli, micro, nano
🔗 09:10 DarkMorford: I start getting lost after micro. I think it's nano, pico, femto after that, but I'm not sure
🔗 09:10hippitybobbity: I am physicsman
🔗 09:11 DarkMorford: And there's the confusing between deci and deca
🔗 09:11 GDwarf: 10^x is easier, thanks to computers. Kilo, Mega, Giga, Terra, Peta
🔗 09:11 GDwarf: DarkMorford: Oh yes, that one got me repeatedly
🔗 09:11 GDwarf: Mind you, "Deca" isn't used much
🔗 09:11 PhoenixMelior: yeah
🔗 09:11 GDwarf: I also don't understand why you're not allowed to combine prefixes
🔗 09:11 PhoenixMelior: little gets used past mega or nano
🔗 09:11hippitybobbity: combine them?
🔗 09:11hippitybobbity: How do you mean
🔗 09:12 GDwarf: "Deca-Kilo-Meters" is out
🔗 09:12hippitybobbity: Yes
🔗 09:12 GDwarf: You can have 10 kilometers, but not a decakilometer
🔗 09:12hippitybobbity: This must be the kind of thing that only makes sense because it does to me
🔗 09:12 DarkMorford: And a personal pet peeve of mine is people misusing "decibel" as an absolute unit.
🔗 09:12 PhoenixMelior: because you're used to it
🔗 09:12 DennyMcG: I was doing a computer course (it was really basic, so it was basically just me proving that I know how do use things like spreadsheets and Word) but the teacher was shocked I knew what a petabyte was.
🔗 09:12hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior That was the phrase I had forgotten
🔗 09:12 PhoenixMelior: people do that, DM?
🔗 09:12hippitybobbity: I have had a weird day
🔗 09:12 GDwarf:
DarkMorford: 120dB is twice as loud as 60, right?
🔗 09:12 DennyMcG: Apparently nobody doing the course had ever heard of petabytes.
🔗 09:13 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: Oh yes
🔗 09:13 DarkMorford: PhoenixMelior, all the time.
🔗 09:13 malc: gdwarf: augh my brain
🔗 09:13Lithobraker: decibels are weird, and I don't understand them
🔗 09:13 GDwarf: Lithobraker: Bels make more sense
🔗 09:13 PhoenixMelior: that's because they're an imprecise measurement
🔗 09:13 GDwarf: One Bel is 10x as loud as the Bel below it
🔗 09:14 GDwarf: A DeciBel is 1/10th of a Bel
🔗 09:14 GDwarf: So every 3dB doubles the volume
🔗 09:14 DarkMorford: I mostly understand decibels, because I'm an A/V geek. Which is probably why I take such issue with people using it wrong.
🔗 09:14Metric_Furlong:
GDwarf, and never enough to repay Tom Nook
🔗 09:14hippitybobbity: Bels are logarithmic right
🔗 09:14 malc: yes hippitybobbity
🔗 09:14 GDwarf: 8Bel is 10x 7Bel
🔗 09:14hippitybobbity: cool
🔗 09:14 GDwarf: 80dB is 10x 70dB
🔗 09:14hippitybobbity: log 10, yeah thats it
🔗 09:14 GDwarf: 83dB is 2x 80dB
🔗 09:15 malc:
for added fun, although dB is a relative unit not absolute, dBW etc. are absolute units
🔗 09:15Metric_Furlong:
how many does it take to be the King of Bel, anyway?
🔗 09:15 GDwarf: Bels are an absolute unit, they're just logarithmic, are they not?
🔗 09:15 DarkMorford: malc, exactly. For decibels to be at all useful, you need to specify the reference point.
🔗 09:15 GDwarf: One Bel is a defined amplitude
🔗 09:15 DarkMorford: GDwarf, no.
🔗 09:16hippitybobbity: Sound is weirdly subjective
🔗 09:16Metric_Furlong: (I could either meaningfully contribute or make terribly puns related to games LRR have streamed - and since everyone else has the first half under control...)
🔗 09:16hippitybobbity: No
🔗 09:16Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, it's not that weird that it's subjective
🔗 09:16hippitybobbity: No stop
🔗 09:16hippitybobbity: PLz
🔗 09:16 GDwarf: I thought, for audio purposes, there was a defined baseline for Bels
🔗 09:16Lithobraker:
malc, bumpity bump bump
🔗 09:17 DarkMorford: 0 dB SPL (and thus 0 Bels SPL) is the quietest sound a person can hear. Which is roughly the sound of a mosquito buzzing 3 meters away.
🔗 09:17hippitybobbity: I love that detail
🔗 09:17 DarkMorford: From there you go up logarithmically.
🔗 09:17 malc:
lithobraker: you mean I should skip work to watch rowing?
🔗 09:17hippitybobbity: That must have been quite important for our survival
🔗 09:17Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, depending on whether you define 'sound' as being air vibrations or the way the human brain interprets those of a specific frequency, because if you pick the latter then it's going to get very subjective very fast
🔗 09:17hippitybobbity: "fuck this there's malaria here" -(some paleolithic monkey)
🔗 09:17Metric_Furlong: [/philosophy mode]
🔗 09:18Lithobraker:
Malc why not, it's what all the arts students are doing. Although it's not like they do work anyways.
🔗 09:18hippitybobbity: Metric_furlong Yeah, that's an argument Ive seen people have for a million years
🔗 09:18 GDwarf: Alright, the Bel has no innate value, but for audio purposes it has a defined reference value, so I'm counting myself as half-right
🔗 09:18hippitybobbity: that's how it felt anyway
🔗 09:18 malc: gdwarf: the problem is, audio people say dB when they mean dB<something>
🔗 09:18Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, metaphysics has been around a while
🔗 09:19hippitybobbity: Metric_furlong But if a metaphysicist argues in the woods with noone to hear him
🔗 09:19hippitybobbity: is he still full of ***
🔗 09:19 GDwarf: malc: Fair enough, but unless there's a risk of confusion I think it's tolerable
🔗 09:19Metric_Furlong: depends on the argument
🔗 09:19Metric_Furlong: and whether it's valid or not
🔗 09:20Metric_Furlong: although at that point you're talking about logic rather than metaphysics
🔗 09:20hippitybobbity: I was just being an ***
🔗 09:20 DarkMorford: The worst is during sports broadcasts, where they'll be like "The sound in this stadium is XX decibels!" They don't give a reference value (assumed to be SPL) and they don't tell you where they're taking the measurement. So it's a useless number.
🔗 09:20hippitybobbity: But you, of course, are right
🔗 09:20Metric_Furlong:
(could be worse though, it could be epistemology )
🔗 09:20 DarkMorford: Ugh.
🔗 09:20Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, I know you were
🔗 09:20hippitybobbity: I like ontology
🔗 09:21hippitybobbity: BEcause ontology very easily becomes "but what is 'being' "
🔗 09:21Metric_Furlong: philosophy has a tendency to do that
🔗 09:21 GDwarf: Valid = Logic is correctTrue = Premises are correctSound = Valid and True
🔗 09:21 GDwarf: Logic has its own words
🔗 09:22Metric_Furlong: every time you think you've found stable ground, someone questions its existence
🔗 09:22Metric_Furlong: GDwarf, yes, it does
🔗 09:22hippitybobbity: So you can say something valid, because you argued well from shaky assumptions?
🔗 09:22 GDwarf: DarkMorford: The volume inside the left ear of that man wearing that yellow jersey, right there, is...
🔗 09:23Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, a valid argument is an argument where the conclusion follows from the premises - that is, an argument where is the premises are true then the conclusion must also be true
🔗 09:23 GDwarf: Hippitybobbity: Yep, it'd be valid, but not sound
🔗 09:23hippitybobbity: Oh right, I know these words in dutch I believe
🔗 09:23 DarkMorford: THE DUTCH!
🔗 09:23hippitybobbity: But what ~is~ a Dutch
🔗 09:23hippitybobbity: And why do they come again
🔗 09:24Metric_Furlong: *if the premises
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: AGAIN
🔗 09:24 PhoenixMelior: every time.
🔗 09:24hippitybobbity: I also got a job offer in a way
🔗 09:24 GDwarf: Of course, the True/Valid/Sound system ignores the most important criteria: Delicious. An argument is delicious if it contains a recipe for cake.
🔗 09:25hippitybobbity: For selling Nespresso
🔗 09:25hippitybobbity: WHoooo
🔗 09:25 PhoenixMelior: that stuff George Clooney is advertising?
🔗 09:25hippitybobbity: Yes
🔗 09:25hippitybobbity: But I dont think I will feature quite as prominently as he does on television
🔗 09:26Metric_Furlong: GDwarf, what if the recipe produces a cake that is not itself delicious?
🔗 09:26 PhoenixMelior: I imagine not
🔗 09:26hippitybobbity: despite us sharing a grizzled jawline one could cut glass with
🔗 09:26 GDwarf: Metric_furlong: The the one making the argument should be chased with burning pitchforks
🔗 09:26 PhoenixMelior: I can't say I was paying particularly close attention the one time I saw a photograph and cannot corroborate your claims
🔗 09:26hippitybobbity: Oh excellent
🔗 09:27hippitybobbity: Well in that case
🔗 09:27hippitybobbity: Everything I just said is 100% true and also not false
🔗 09:27 PhoenixMelior: until a week ago I would've told you my skin is smooth and quite porcelain
🔗 09:28hippitybobbity: Is this a beauty duel
🔗 09:28hippitybobbity: Come at me bro
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: but what with the red blotches are VERY sensitive raw skin coming about from a few outer layers peeling off I can't claim that anymore
🔗 09:28 DennyMcG: Well my skin is most definitely skin.
🔗 09:28hippitybobbity: that sounds awful
🔗 09:28 PhoenixMelior: it hurt to put makeup on this morning
🔗 09:28hippitybobbity eyes Dennymcg suspiciously
🔗 09:28 DennyMcG: And it sure does exist.
🔗 09:29hippitybobbity: such beautiful skin it is too
🔗 09:29hippitybobbity: whered you get it from
🔗 09:29 DennyMcG: The...skin...emporium.
🔗 09:30 PhoenixMelior: lesson learned though - I am allergic to aloe vera. It literally killed the outer layer of my skin, if not more
🔗 09:30hippitybobbity: hrk
🔗 09:30Metric_Furlong: I tab out for two minutes, and then we're talking about the skin emporium
🔗 09:31 DennyMcG: Not the best way to learn that detail I'm sure.
🔗 09:32 GDwarf: Tanin helps reduce sunburn swelling, so just bathe in tea, what could go wrong?
🔗 09:33 PhoenixMelior: I do need to find a better facial toner - maybe something tea or cucumber infused. Not aloe vera
🔗 09:33hippitybobbity: welkom to bobbuty skin emporium. u want skin? we have some
🔗 09:34 PhoenixMelior: I could use some bobbity body butter if you got it
🔗 09:34 PhoenixMelior: it's shea right, please say it's shea butter
🔗 09:34Metric_Furlong: GDwarf, but bathing in tea implies using tea for something other than drinking it
🔗 09:34hippitybobbity: It is definitely butter yes
🔗 09:34 malc: Come on down to Dave's discount skin warehouse, not Dave's skin but the skin of his former competitors perhaps?
🔗 09:34 DarkMorford:
Shia LaButter?
🔗 09:34Metric_Furlong: and I'm not sure that's actually possible
🔗 09:35 PhoenixMelior: I could just rub my face with a teabag
🔗 09:35hippitybobbity: Actual conditioner shia labutter
🔗 09:35Lithobraker:
Metric_furlong what, you would waste all that tea after bathing in it?
🔗 09:36 DarkMorford:
Tugger Nutts and the Body Butter
🔗 09:36 GDwarf: Tugger Nutts and the Special Butter
🔗 09:36 DarkMorford: Tugger Nutts Gets Buttered
🔗 09:37hippitybobbity: Butter on the Tugger
🔗 09:37hippitybobbity: Slather the batter with butter for the tugger
🔗 09:37 DarkMorford:
Oh, oh. "Tugger Nutts Gets Pissed". Same title, totally different book for the US and UK printings.
🔗 09:38Metric_Furlong: not enough innuendo
🔗 09:38 PhoenixMelior: grr, I wish I didn't have to work and could just play Fire Emblem
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: WE all have those days
🔗 09:39 PhoenixMelior: with specifically Fire Emblem? Really?
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: Take for example, the guy who accidentally took my jacket
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: I hope hes having that day
🔗 09:39 PhoenixMelior: oh come on really
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: Or worse
🔗 09:39Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, well, maybe not quite that specifically
🔗 09:39ZethRuss: good evening
🔗 09:39hippitybobbity: Hello Zeth
🔗 09:40hippitybobbity: Phoenixmelior I have the same reaction with a side dish of LOL
🔗 09:40Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, I have to ask, have you in fact had a curse placed on you? because your string of misfortune is starting to get slightly preposterous
🔗 09:41hippitybobbity: Metric_furlong I feel like this is just the pendulum coming through to the other side
🔗 09:41 PhoenixMelior: have you used up all your karma?
🔗 09:41hippitybobbity: I must have
🔗 09:41hippitybobbity: Ooh story time
🔗 09:41 PhoenixMelior: I know I think I ran out a month ago
🔗 09:41hippitybobbity: I was walking home yesterday, when a guy just fell the *** down
🔗 09:41Metric_Furlong:
grumble grumble not how karma works grumble
🔗 09:41hippitybobbity: Like he was standing there, and then he was on the ground
🔗 09:42ZethRuss: karma is the points you get after you finished a run, and you can spend it on a re-roll, right ?
🔗 09:42hippitybobbity: He smelt like a brewery, but I didnt know his story, so I called 911
🔗 09:42 PhoenixMelior: metric it's a rudimentary explanation that explains the effect, such as mothers would yell "you're letting out the cold!"
🔗 09:42hippitybobbity: I asked for an ambulance
🔗 09:42hippitybobbity: 10 minutes later the police shows up
🔗 09:43hippitybobbity: And they were pretty rough with him
🔗 09:43Metric_Furlong:
!ban ZethRuss
🔗 09:43hippitybobbity: I was thoroughly weirded out by this showing of "help"
🔗 09:43 PhoenixMelior: police = ambulance
🔗 09:44Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, I haven't heard anyone saying 'you're letting out the cold' but point is understood
🔗 09:44 PhoenixMelior: my mother said that all the time
🔗 09:44hippitybobbity: In the summer
🔗 09:44 PhoenixMelior: among other things, which I promptly began to correct as I became more educated
🔗 09:45hippitybobbity: Ha same
🔗 09:45hippitybobbity: I mean with the becoming a smartass
🔗 09:45hippitybobbity: My mom had different beliefs
🔗 09:45 DarkMorford: My mom used to say she was taking things out of the freezer to "de-thaw." I started correcting her on that one pretty quick.
🔗 09:47 PhoenixMelior:
I defrost things. I'm not magic
🔗 09:47ZethRuss: so, great chat oracle, do I watch more kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi or the season 8 finale of doctor who ?
🔗 09:47 PhoenixMelior: the first one I guess
🔗 09:47 PhoenixMelior: I'm not much a fan of doctor who
🔗 09:47Metric_Furlong: which one was season 8 (I'm guessing it's the revival Who)?
🔗 09:48hippitybobbity: I suggest you watch Fritz Lang's Metropolis
🔗 09:48ZethRuss: its the previous one with the "new" doctor
🔗 09:48 DarkMorford: KamiNai disappointed me. The main character is adorable as hell, but the show ended poorly.
🔗 09:48hippitybobbity: I think season 8 is Tennant
🔗 09:48Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, not a bad suggestion, but not quite what was asked
🔗 09:48ZethRuss: peter capaldi
🔗 09:49hippitybobbity: Metric_furlong Well I cant tell someone to first get a sense of taste
🔗 09:49hippitybobbity: Ooooh snap
🔗 09:49hippitybobbity: I joke, friends
🔗 09:49Metric_Furlong: Sunday Without God is one of the those series that looked 'okay' and the general response was 'eh' - but on the other hand, season 8 is Steven Moffatt as peak Moffattishness
🔗 09:49Metric_Furlong: Hippitybobbity, shots fired!
🔗 09:49Metric_Furlong: *at peak
🔗 09:50Metric_Furlong: hang on, I'll use my trademark 'Objective Binary Choice Analysis and Resolution Device'
🔗 09:50 Nightvalien28: peak moffat, that sounds awful
🔗 09:50Metric_Furlong flips a coin
🔗 09:50hippitybobbity: Metric_furlong Oh dang, I owe you royalties
🔗 09:50Metric_Furlong: Sunday Without God wins
🔗 09:51Metric_Furlong: watch more of that
🔗 09:51ZethRuss: wooo, gravediggers it is then
🔗 09:51hippitybobbity: oh is that what the anime is called in english?
🔗 09:51Metric_Furlong: yes
🔗 09:51hippitybobbity: Cool, have fun
🔗 09:52 DarkMorford: The official English title is "Sunday Without God"
🔗 09:53ZethRuss: hmm, s/digger/keeper
🔗 09:54Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28, it usually is
🔗 09:54Metric_Furlong: although he is apparently stepping down from Doctor Who soon-ish
🔗 09:55Metric_Furlong: (and there was much rejoicing)
🔗 09:55hippitybobbity: Is Moffat not good at that thing whot he does
🔗 09:55 GDwarf: I like what Moffat brought to Who as a writer, and genuinely enjoyed 11's first and second seasons, but he needs someone who can tell him "no"
🔗 09:55hippitybobbity: Never really been able to get into DW, despite wanting to
🔗 09:55 GDwarf: Hippitybobbity: Which episodes/doctors did you try with?
🔗 09:55 PhoenixMelior: my friends showed me a couple episodes and I really didn't like it
🔗 09:55Metric_Furlong: Moffat writes good individual episodes, but his tenure as lead writer has had... problems
🔗 09:55hippitybobbity: I watched the entirety of Eccleston
🔗 09:55hippitybobbity: I liked him
🔗 09:56hippitybobbity: Didnt really enjoy Tennant, and after that
🔗 09:56 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: Which Doctor?
🔗 09:56hippitybobbity: just lost interest
🔗 09:56 PhoenixMelior: who was the first guy after the reboot
🔗 09:56hippitybobbity: Eccleston
🔗 09:56 PhoenixMelior: yeah that guy
🔗 09:56 GDwarf: See, Tennant is "My First Doctor", so I quite like him
🔗 09:56 GDwarf: Eccleston was alright
🔗 09:56 GDwarf: I liked Smith quite a bit
🔗 09:57 GDwarf: Haven't seen Capaldi
🔗 09:57hippitybobbity: At that point Id lost my patience
🔗 09:57 PhoenixMelior: my friends were like "oh I love this show here this is our favourite doctor" and I just didn't like the tone of the show in general
🔗 09:57 PhoenixMelior: it felt like a cheaply made sci fi show
🔗 09:57 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: The tone changes quite a bit in 11's run
🔗 09:57Metric_Furlong: I stopped watching a few years ago, haven't regretted it
🔗 09:57hippitybobbity: Well it is
🔗 09:57 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: For what it's worth, that was deliberate
🔗 09:57 GDwarf: 11's run went for much less cheapness, more...mythical
🔗 09:58 PhoenixMelior: sure but I dislike some of the most well made sci fi shows so that wasn't helping anything lol
🔗 09:58hippitybobbity: Dislike for what, the effects?
🔗 09:59 GDwarf: 9 and 10s runs veered wildly between cheap-and-campy and dark-and-serious, often in the same episode
🔗 09:59hippitybobbity: we prefer the term GrimDark
🔗 09:59 PhoenixMelior: so - I used to watch the Star Trek with Picard and Stargate (I think SG-1?) with my parents
🔗 09:59 PhoenixMelior: I did not like EITHER
🔗 09:59 GDwarf: Pretty sure the Doctor isn't a Speece Mahreen
🔗 09:59 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: Early, middle, or late TNG and Stargate?
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: Early for both was pants
🔗 10:00 PhoenixMelior: SG-1 was kind of cool but it all just devolved into feeling highly scripted and having really bad action sequences
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: Late for both was meh
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: Middle was very good
🔗 10:00 PhoenixMelior: gdwarf I really couldn't tell you I was like 12
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: Early TNG was *horrendous*
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: By season 2 they started to have a handful of good episodes
🔗 10:00 PhoenixMelior: Star Trek was like "WE ARE ON THIS SPACESHIP AND ARE VERY DIPLOMATIC WUT WUT WUT"
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: But it took until season 3 for it to become consistently good
🔗 10:00 GDwarf: Phoenixmelior: Ah, early TNG, yeah, no one likes that
🔗 10:00hippitybobbity: That does sound like Star Trek
🔗 10:01 GDwarf: Seasons 3-6 of TNG were the good ones
🔗 10:01 GDwarf: Season 2 had some good, and some real bad
🔗 10:01 GDwarf: 1 was horrible, and by 7 they had run out of ideas
🔗 10:01 PhoenixMelior: I actually just... really don't like most TV these days
🔗 10:02 GDwarf: What kind of fiction do you usually like?
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: I enjoy video games and when it's not an interactive medium I enjoy things with thought provoking action (star wars, guardians of the galaxy) and thrillers
🔗 10:02 PhoenixMelior: Fantasy and Dan Brown novels for the lols
🔗 10:02 GDwarf: Ah, give Ghost in the Shell: SAC, Psycho-Pass, and Madoka Magica a look-see, if you haven't
🔗 10:02hippitybobbity: Guardians of the Galaxy is thought provoking?
🔗 10:02hippitybobbity: I watched that entirely too drunk
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior: it at least stimulated you with humour
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior: and made you think about plot a little
🔗 10:03hippitybobbity: That it did
🔗 10:03 PhoenixMelior:
I do intend to get back into anime eventually but boy is it proving hard with my general lack of interest in most TV shows people like
🔗 10:04 PhoenixMelior: I was recommended Avatar the Last Airbender and will see if I can find that too
🔗 10:04hippitybobbity: I recced you that yesterday
🔗 10:04hippitybobbity: I am watching it right now
🔗 10:04hippitybobbity: Still good
🔗 10:04 GDwarf: AtLA is good, but it's not really thought provoking or a thriller
🔗 10:04hippitybobbity: I love this series entirely too much
🔗 10:04 PhoenixMelior: I also enjoy stuff that's just... fun
🔗 10:04 GDwarf: Psycho-Pass is definitely both of those
🔗 10:04 GDwarf: Ah, AtLA is fun
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: Ouran High School Host Club and FMA: Brotherhood are my favourite animes
🔗 10:05hippitybobbity: I will refrain from talking about it to prevent inflation of praise
🔗 10:05 PhoenixMelior: I enjoyed a lot of Fairy Tail's earlier episodes because it was just fun
🔗 10:05 GDwarf:
I reiterate my above recomendations, then. I know Madoka is on Crunchyroll, and I think Psycho-Pass is as well
🔗 10:06 GDwarf: Not sure where one'd find GitS:SAC these days
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: yeah I'll put them on the list lol
🔗 10:06 PhoenixMelior: what was the one metric recced a while ago... something something still don't know the flower we saw that day
🔗 10:06 DarkMorford: AnoHana. Very good show.
🔗 10:06 GDwarf: Ano Hana?
🔗 10:07 GDwarf: It's very good (the show, anyway, haven't seen the movie)
🔗 10:07Metric_Furlong:
GDwarf, you fuckers get Madoka on Crunchyroll?!
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: Ano Hana, yes
🔗 10:07 GDwarf: Metric_Furlong: I'm in Canada-land and yes, yes I do
🔗 10:07 PhoenixMelior: whoo Canadaland!
🔗 10:07 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (1:52 from now).
🔗 10:07Metric_Furlong:
PhoenixMelior, I don't think that was my rec, but if it works out well I'm willing to steal credit for it
🔗 10:07 GDwarf: AnoHana is a bit more meditative than actiony, but it does emotion right
🔗 10:08 DarkMorford:
They should just make it "Hodor's Handhelds"
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: I don't know who it was other than you so you can have it lol
🔗 10:08 GDwarf: People who like AnoHana should give Haibane Renmei a look-see
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: we're doing Pokemon again today
🔗 10:08Metric_Furlong:
GDwarf, you lot have no idea what life in the PAL regions is like
🔗 10:08 PhoenixMelior: Hodor's grinding
🔗 10:08hippitybobbity: the4 suffering is real
🔗 10:08 DarkMorford: GDwarf, damn you. I was just about to say that exact thing.
🔗 10:08Metric_Furlong: people should just watch Hiabane Renmei in general
🔗 10:08Metric_Furlong: because it's really good
🔗 10:08Metric_Furlong: *Haibane
🔗 10:09 DarkMorford: Haibane actually has a pretty good dub, too
🔗 10:09 GDwarf: Be warned that the first half(ish) of Haibane Renmei are much lighter and fluffier than the rest of it
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: which interests me
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: because sometimes I just want to do more than watch an anime
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: never the first time through
🔗 10:09 PhoenixMelior: but if ever I want to watch it a second time I might try the dub
🔗 10:09Metric_Furlong: DarkMorford, I wouldn't know
🔗 10:10Metric_Furlong:
GDwarf, well, the *look* lighter anyway
🔗 10:11 GDwarf: Heh, no, the first few episodes of Haibane Renmei are legit cute
🔗 10:11 PhoenixMelior: really quick - anyone in chat right now playing FE:Fates? I has question
🔗 10:11 GDwarf: I am, but I'm only at Chapter 7 in Birthright
🔗 10:11Metric_Furlong: although granted mainly as a cover so it can pull people in a bit before the main theme becomes considerably more clear
🔗 10:11 PhoenixMelior: that's about where I am lol it's a general question you might still know the answer
🔗 10:12 PhoenixMelior: do you know if you can have more than one S/A+ relationship?
🔗 10:12 GDwarf: If it's like Awakening then no, S is marriage and you can only have one
🔗 10:12 GDwarf: But I don't know for certain
🔗 10:12 PhoenixMelior: someone said they're making their character a whore and I'm like "how"
🔗 10:12hippitybobbity: I can *flex*
🔗 10:12 PhoenixMelior: are you saying you're bi hippity?
🔗 10:12 PhoenixMelior:
( )
🔗 10:12hippitybobbity: You know this already
🔗 10:13 PhoenixMelior:
I know I forgot the
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Twitch speak is weird
🔗 10:13Metric_Furlong: brb, getting tea
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Cheers metric
🔗 10:13hippitybobbity: Well Im off to friends
🔗 10:13 GDwarf: Japanese Turtle Demons = Sarcasm
🔗 10:13 GDwarf: What's not to get?
🔗 10:14hippitybobbity: Gdwarf If you act politely to them they will bow and spill water out of their heads, rendering them powerless
🔗 10:14 GDwarf: Hippitybobbity: Yep, either bow to them or give them a cucumber with your name carved in it
🔗 10:14hippitybobbity: Wow really
🔗 10:14hippitybobbity: thats funny
🔗 10:14 GDwarf: They'll either bow back and so weaken themselves, or take the cucumber and leave
🔗 10:15 PhoenixMelior: I knew about the cucumber, not the name carving
🔗 10:15 GDwarf: Well, I mean, if you don't have a pre-carved cucumber on you it can't hurt to try regardless
🔗 10:17napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 10:17 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (1:42 from now).
🔗 10:17 PhoenixMelior: what we've therefore learned is to always have cucumbers in twitch chat
🔗 10:18Earthenone: im sure the channel that makes cucumber emotes will make a fortune
🔗 10:18Metric_Furlong: back
🔗 10:18Metric_Furlong: also people
🔗 10:18Metric_Furlong: peopke
🔗 10:19Metric_Furlong: *people
🔗 10:19 PhoenixMelior: yes?
🔗 10:19 GDwarf: I am a people
🔗 10:19Metric_Furlong: I have found an even more USA-land statement than defensiveness over measurement scale differences
🔗 10:20 PhoenixMelior: is it defensiveness over everything that could bruise their delicate ego?
🔗 10:20Metric_Furlong: no no, it's the other thing
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: ah, well then pray tell
🔗 10:21Metric_Furlong: the 'assumption that the USA-land view is default/that everyone online they're talking to is also from USA-land'
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: yup that's pretty true
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: I know I try very hard not to do that, especially in this chat
🔗 10:21 PhoenixMelior: typically I talk to more English people than I do Statians
🔗 10:23Lithobraker: !next
🔗 10:23 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (1:36 from now).
🔗 10:24Metric_Furlong: someone, in a conversation about defensive fanbases stating that saying they wouldn't get any disagreeing comments/reaction to bashing 'foreign films' (implication meaning as a category, not an individual 'foreign' film)
🔗 10:24Earthenone:
yet another "american" thing i don't do
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: you are a wise person than earthenone
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: I wish more people were like you
🔗 10:25Metric_Furlong: Earthenone, that speaks well of you
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: if more people were like you maybe trump wouldn't be "leading"
🔗 10:25 PhoenixMelior: oh also *then whoops
🔗 10:26Lithobraker: trump gets votes for the same reason ukip gets votes. Anger driven populism sucks.
🔗 10:26 PhoenixMelior: I'm not quite sure what you mean by anger driven populism
🔗 10:27Metric_Furlong: Lithobraker, it's notable that Trump's rhetoric plays into the USA concept of 'American Exceptionalism' though
🔗 10:28Metric_Furlong: UKIP are pretty much just dolled-up xenophobia, they're not generally talking about 'making Britain Great again' - it's more just 'bloody foreigners'
🔗 10:28Metric_Furlong: which isn't *better*, but it is a difference
🔗 10:29 PhoenixMelior: isn't that sort of what Trump is about?
🔗 10:29 PhoenixMelior: he wants to build a wall to keep out Mexicans and stop Muslims from coming to the states
🔗 10:30Metric_Furlong: Trump's rhetoric is extremely xenophobic/outright racist - but a fair part of his 'message' seems to be that doing this will restore the USA to a more glorious state
🔗 10:30Metric_Furlong: I believe 'Make America Great Again' is his campaign slogan, or was for a while
🔗 10:30 PhoenixMelior: (The Hitler parallels... they're there and it hurts)
🔗 10:30Earthenone: more "hitler" than "ukip" then
🔗 10:30 DennyMcG: Which seems to be more power for the straight white male mostly.
🔗 10:31 PhoenixMelior: which I'm sick of
🔗 10:31 PhoenixMelior: and I'm two of those things
🔗 10:31Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, yes, this is a concept that crops up a *lot* in fascism
🔗 10:31Metric_Furlong: the 'restoring the land to the glorious status it (should have) had
🔗 10:32Metric_Furlong: very common element in fascist rhetoric
🔗 10:33 PhoenixMelior: I'm a little scared if I'm honest
🔗 10:33Metric_Furlong: (and other varieties of pro-autocracy ideology)
🔗 10:33Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, you're not alone in that
🔗 10:33 PhoenixMelior: there's a very real chance that if Trump is elected for GOP whoever wins the Republican election is just gonna be President
🔗 10:33 PhoenixMelior: that looks like Hilary right now and she's not going to be good for Canada
🔗 10:33Earthenone: i am scared as well. and i am a straight white male
🔗 10:35Earthenone: though to be fair i have been embattled with the government trying to get on disability for over a year so there is a strong self preservation aspect at work
🔗 10:35 PhoenixMelior: I would just like for people to stop listening to uninformed lobby groups in the states
🔗 10:35 PhoenixMelior: can we have that?
🔗 10:36Metric_Furlong: that would be very nice
🔗 10:36 PhoenixMelior: can people stop spreading rumors that planned parenthood is worse than terrorism and that pipelines are much less safe than anything else?
🔗 10:36 PhoenixMelior: Because those are LIES
🔗 10:36Metric_Furlong: it would probably get rid of the Climate Change '''Skeptics''''' at any rate
🔗 10:37Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, planned parenthood is the reproductive health service in the US, right?
🔗 10:37 PhoenixMelior: correct
🔗 10:38 PhoenixMelior: I think I read an article somewhere BOMBED a planned parenthood building
🔗 10:38 DennyMcG: Just had some chicken stir fry, that was fecking delicious.
🔗 10:38Earthenone: yeah,,,,
🔗 10:38 PhoenixMelior: it's actually just outrageous
🔗 10:38Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, yeah, I heard about that
🔗 10:38 DennyMcG: From what little I know of PP, it seems they do a lot of good work
🔗 10:39Metric_Furlong: (there's a bit of a history with US extreme Christian groups and attacking people and organisations that provide abortions)
🔗 10:39 DennyMcG: I wish we had something similar here, but that's a whole big thing being fought over right now.
🔗 10:39Earthenone: they do, especially in areas that teach "abstinence only" education
🔗 10:40 PhoenixMelior: I know the equivalent in Alberta does good work
🔗 10:40Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, how's that going, anyway? we get rather less news about it here than geographical proximity would suggest
🔗 10:40 DennyMcG: Metric_furlong it's really hard to say to be honest
🔗 10:40 PhoenixMelior: One day I'm going to get upset, go on a hike, and yell "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE" from the top of a mountain
🔗 10:41 DennyMcG: Like it should be a big issue for the upcoming general election, yet quite a few parties won't give a defined stance for fear of pissing off people holding the opposing stance
🔗 10:41 PhoenixMelior: really?
🔗 10:41 PhoenixMelior: I'd consider that a problem
🔗 10:41 PhoenixMelior: you need to know the stance of something that important before an election
🔗 10:41Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, urgh, the curse of career politicians
🔗 10:42 DennyMcG: Which was made hilarious when the party set up BECAUSE their leader didn't agree with her party saying there should be a referendum on the issue. (She is crazy anti-choice)
🔗 10:42Sektor88: That's why I like Sanders. He's not afraid to be no-bullshit
🔗 10:42 PhoenixMelior: Our latest federal election, I was the only one of my friends who took extra care to vote against the in power party due to purely social outrage
🔗 10:42 DennyMcG: They didn't give a defined stance either
🔗 10:43 DennyMcG: Here it sort of works like this:
🔗 10:44 DennyMcG: The main two parties are Fine Fail (pronounced Fee-na Fall, not fail) and Fine Gail are similar in a sense to Republicans and Democrats, two sides of the same coin.
🔗 10:44 DennyMcG: They would be generally centre-right.
🔗 10:44 DennyMcG: However, as it stands neither group would have enough power though to hold overall majority.
🔗 10:44 PhoenixMelior: though go on denny I'm listening
🔗 10:45 PhoenixMelior: wait - both main parties are centre right?
🔗 10:45 DennyMcG: Oh yes.
🔗 10:45 DennyMcG: So they have to go into coalition with one of the other parties, the current gov being Fine Gail and Labour.
🔗 10:45 PhoenixMelior: that being a more left sitting party?
🔗 10:46 DennyMcG: Labour being "centre-left" on paper, but would nearly be more right than the other two in practice.
🔗 10:46 DennyMcG: The other major parties are Sinn Fein, who nobody wants to work with because their leader is a scumbag who may or may not actually be part of a terrorist group.
🔗 10:46 DennyMcG: The Greens, who are just kinda...there.
🔗 10:47 PhoenixMelior: this sounds hopelessly convoluted
🔗 10:47 DennyMcG: Renua, who are actively right wing, and their primary policies seem to focus on starving the poor so the rich are better off.
🔗 10:47Earthenone:
now we get to a stance i recognize
🔗 10:48 DennyMcG: And then there's a kinda conglomeration of things like the Anti-Austerity Alliance, or People Before Profit, or the Socialists.
🔗 10:49 PhoenixMelior: man I wish I could like socialism in practice
🔗 10:49 DennyMcG: They don't run in every constituency though, so they don't really wield too much power as a whole.
🔗 10:49 DennyMcG: I think there might be one AAA guy running in my area, and I disagree with him the least on things.
🔗 10:49 DennyMcG: So it's looking like I'll be voting for him.
🔗 10:50 PhoenixMelior: that's how I try to do it
🔗 10:50 DennyMcG: Oh, I forgot one
🔗 10:50 PhoenixMelior: except that FPTP sometimes means I vote strategically
🔗 10:50 DennyMcG: There's also a newish party, the Social Democrats
🔗 10:51 DennyMcG: They seem decent enough, but they aren't running anyone in my area, so I haven't had a very close look at their policies. I like that they have a comprehensive idea laid out for mental health care though.
🔗 10:51Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, once again, on behalf of the UK, I am really sorry we inflicted that system on you
🔗 10:52 rainbowbatsuit: !next
🔗 10:52 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (1:07 from now).
🔗 10:52 PhoenixMelior: and on behalf on Canadians, I forgive you and am sorry that it has put you in your current position
🔗 10:52 GDwarf: Dennymcg: The American Auto Association is running a candidate in your area?
🔗 10:52Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, thanks
🔗 10:52 PhoenixMelior:
🔗 10:53Metric_Furlong: also, don't even get me started on how our political system is doing now
🔗 10:53 DennyMcG: The way things look here, it'll be close between Fail and Gail, Labour will get destroyed, and it's anyone's guess who will wind up in gov.
🔗 10:53 PhoenixMelior: oh I know it's terrible
🔗 10:53 PhoenixMelior: are those pronounced fall and gall?
🔗 10:53 DennyMcG: Fall and Gail.
🔗 10:53 DennyMcG: Irish is a very contradictory language.
🔗 10:53 PhoenixMelior: apparently so
🔗 10:54 PhoenixMelior: I didn't know you guys spoke your own language
🔗 10:54 PhoenixMelior: until recently
🔗 10:54Metric_Furlong: as in: 'it's now looking like the USA may not be the only industrialised country without a proper national health service should things continue' bad
🔗 10:54 DennyMcG: There's a few areas in the country where it's the first language, but it's an English speaking majority.
🔗 10:55 PhoenixMelior: Metric dear god
🔗 10:55 DennyMcG: My own Irish would be rather fragmentary.
🔗 10:55 DennyMcG: Yeah, the NHS is... Well it's not good from what I've seen.
🔗 10:56Metric_Furlong: as in: 'UK as effectively a one-party state as far as government is concerned is something that is looking like we may live to see' bad
🔗 10:56Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, yeah, it's not good
🔗 10:56 PhoenixMelior: well that's what happens when you have ANY majority in parliament
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: I would have been happy with a Liberal minority this time around - things would have gotten done
🔗 10:57 DennyMcG: I wonder how the country would be if Ed Milli-bae had won.
🔗 10:57Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, no no, I mean as far as determining the government goes one party might as well be running unnapposed
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: wait what
🔗 10:57 PhoenixMelior: ew
🔗 10:57 DennyMcG: The... Tories, isn't it?
🔗 10:57Metric_Furlong: yes
🔗 10:58 DennyMcG: Meanwhile Murdoch has orchestrated a focus smear campaign on the opposition leader.
🔗 10:58Metric_Furlong: not just Murdoch
🔗 10:58 DennyMcG: Or at least I assume that's still going.
🔗 10:58Metric_Furlong: rest of the tabloids are all-in on it
🔗 10:58 DennyMcG: Corbyn seems like a nice lad.
🔗 10:58Metric_Furlong: DennyMcG, oh yes
🔗 10:59 DennyMcG: I like him.
🔗 10:59Metric_Furlong: so do a lot of people, unfortunately none of them are in the press
🔗 10:59 PhoenixMelior: I always learn so much in LRR chat
🔗 10:59 PhoenixMelior: it usually makes me appreciate that things are semi functional in my country
🔗 10:59 PhoenixMelior: and make me sort of wish we could all just be Canada
🔗 10:59 PhoenixMelior: only... like the best of all the worlds
🔗 11:00Earthenone: today i just learned a few more reasons i should drink again
🔗 11:00 DennyMcG: Phoenixmelior one of my friends is moving there, and I'm kinda tempted to follow her.
🔗 11:00Metric_Furlong: and very few are in the traditional upper spheres of his own party, who had shifted more centre-right from the mid-90s onwards
🔗 11:00 PhoenixMelior: so it'd be more like... Canada Kingdom Republic of Sweden Japan
🔗 11:00 DennyMcG: Similar to our own labour party Metric_furlong
🔗 11:00Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, I may be being slightly hyperbolic on some of it, but there's been rumblings that don't bode well
🔗 11:01 PhoenixMelior: as far as I'm concerned, come to Canada, please bring your skills, but know that our economy isn't the best right now so have a plan
🔗 11:02Metric_Furlong: the boundary changes in particular are the worry, as the planned ones would skew our already hilariously unrepresentative system further in the Tory's favour
🔗 11:02 PhoenixMelior: which I am unsure as to why that isn't illegal
🔗 11:02Earthenone: ahh gerrymandering
🔗 11:02Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, Labour did a similar thing when they were in office last
🔗 11:03 DennyMcG: One thing I find kinda hilarious, despite how shitty it is, is filibustering
🔗 11:03 PhoenixMelior: isn't this what the upper house is for
🔗 11:03Metric_Furlong: so the rationale now is that this is 'adjusting for fairness'
🔗 11:03 Havok4: Oh neat there will be in twitch chat records. I already used the lrrbot site for that previously but this is nice.
🔗 11:03 DennyMcG: Just because of some of the things people do to filibuster are so funny.
🔗 11:03 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (56m from now).
🔗 11:03Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, The Lords? as in our unelected body of life-time peers who are appointed by party heads?
🔗 11:03Compleatly: !nextfan
🔗 11:03 LRRbot:
Next scheduled fan stream: Zyme Stream (http://www.twitch.tv/zyme86/) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (1:03 ago), JBRedPhoenix's Stream: Emergency time switch due to IRL things (twitch.tv/JBRedPhoenix) at Tue 11:00 AM PST (3m ago).
🔗 11:03 PhoenixMelior: *sigh* I know... it's SUPPOSED to be another check and balance
🔗 11:04 PhoenixMelior: but Canada and the UK have proved it's ANYTHING BUT
🔗 11:04Metric_Furlong: although funnily enough the Tories are *really* annoyed with the Lords at the moment, ever since the Lords refused to pass their 'eff the poor' cuts to tax credits
🔗 11:05 DennyMcG: it's roughly accurate to now.
🔗 11:05Metric_Furlong: which the Tories have responded to by just no longer putting policy before the houses before it's implemented
🔗 11:05 PhoenixMelior: wow
🔗 11:05 PhoenixMelior: I thought you HAD to
🔗 11:05 PhoenixMelior: like... I know Canada has to, at least for certain things
🔗 11:05Metric_Furlong: which again is one of those things you'd *think* shouldn't be allowed, and yet
🔗 11:06Metric_Furlong: we have to for certain types of policy, so they've been working around that
🔗 11:07Metric_Furlong: although one of the more amusing things has been their quiet reversal of basically every single policy put in place by the previous Tory justice minister, on account of him having been *terrible* at his job
🔗 11:08 PhoenixMelior: I'm sorry
🔗 11:08Compleatly: have you beaten birthright yet
🔗 11:08 PhoenixMelior: I have to work Compleatly
🔗 11:08 RebelliousUno: BRitish politics is *** up
🔗 11:08 PhoenixMelior: it will take me a while
🔗 11:08 PhoenixMelior: I'm in the middle of the Mozu chapter
🔗 11:09Compleatly:
You had all of yesterday after work. It's no excuse
🔗 11:09Metric_Furlong: we'd like to, but the last time we managed to get electoral reform to the referendum point, it lost 3-to-1
🔗 11:09 All_mankind: ooh, an interview with the guy who made ET
🔗 11:09Compleatly: Ah yes. Mozume.
🔗 11:09 All_mankind: (the game)
🔗 11:09 DennyMcG: The game or the movie
🔗 11:09Metric_Furlong: so we're stuck with our current system for as long as the tories have a decent shot at power
🔗 11:09 PhoenixMelior: Mozume as a name makes way more sense
🔗 11:09 PhoenixMelior: that was a bit of a translation flub there
🔗 11:09 RebelliousUno: Sadly the people who actually wanted Electoral change a lot of them voted no because it wasn't PV
🔗 11:09 RebelliousUno: PR*
🔗 11:09Metric_Furlong: which, as stated previously, is forever
🔗 11:09Compleatly:
Well, Mozume is here name after all. I don't know where all these people are getting Mozu
🔗 11:10 All_mankind: soo what's cookin chat
🔗 11:10Compleatly: Metric_furlong: what about during a rapid social shift
🔗 11:10Compleatly: like...when the sea levels rise
🔗 11:10Compleatly: and parts of the English isles are consumed by the sea
🔗 11:10Metric_Furlong: RebelliousUno, yeah, that was the problem. And a very smart move on the part of the tories to demand AV as being the non-FPTP option as part of the coallition agreement
🔗 11:10Metric_Furlong: rather than the one most people wanted
🔗 11:11 RebelliousUno: the yes camp should have said that "AV+ while not PR is still better than FPTP"
🔗 11:11 PhoenixMelior: *** these torie fellows
🔗 11:11 RebelliousUno: and when you've made one change it's easier to make more
🔗 11:11 RebelliousUno: it's a step towards true PR
🔗 11:11 RebelliousUno: but no the Status is Quo for the forseable
🔗 11:11 RebelliousUno: forseeable*
🔗 11:11Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, I suspect they'll cut funding to flood prevention of inhabited areas and then be genuinely mystified when people drown
🔗 11:11Metric_Furlong: spoiler alert: this already happened
🔗 11:12Compleatly: I thought you British fellows were supposed to be clever with your malicious politics
🔗 11:12 RebelliousUno: That's backfiring a bit if you saw the Thames the other week
🔗 11:12 DennyMcG: We don't use FPTP here, happily I sppose.
🔗 11:12Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, did you ever see the Monthy Python sketch 'Upper-Class Twit of the Year'?
🔗 11:13 DennyMcG: We use STV (single transferable vote)
🔗 11:13 RebelliousUno: The funny thing is while the parties campaigned to keep FPTP for elections they're quite happy to use STV for their own leadership elections
🔗 11:13Compleatly: Where are you denny? Ireland?
🔗 11:13Metric_Furlong: because that's a non-zero amount of the Tory recruitment demographic
🔗 11:13Compleatly: Are there any project models for how the English isles will be impacted by climate change?
🔗 11:13Metric_Furlong:
RebelliousUno, well yeah, because you can't potentially lose to another party that way
🔗 11:14Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, several, most of them say 'not in a very happy way'
🔗 11:14 RebelliousUno: I think if sea levels rise appreciably I think I'm still ok
🔗 11:14 RebelliousUno: but I might need to get a boat
🔗 11:14Metric_Furlong: with the addendum "unless you compare it to The Netherlands"
🔗 11:15Compleatly: The Netherlands get hit very hard
🔗 11:15Compleatly: London also looks like it'll be in a bad place
🔗 11:15Compleatly: And London is an important city.
🔗 11:16 RebelliousUno: Not that important
🔗 11:16 RebelliousUno: it's only really parliament there
🔗 11:16 RebelliousUno: my Company is moving its HQ to Brum
🔗 11:16Metric_Furlong: yes, albeit one that is increasingly becoming gentrified to the point of self-parody
🔗 11:16 RebelliousUno: So we don't lose too much
🔗 11:16Compleatly: a few several thousands of drowning gentry won't be that bad I suppose
🔗 11:17Earthenone: they all have yachts anyways
🔗 11:17 PhoenixMelior: what about anubis
🔗 11:17Compleatly: I don't know where he live
🔗 11:17 PhoenixMelior: he's not london is he?
🔗 11:17Sektor88: he's somewhere in the UK
🔗 11:17Metric_Furlong: The Netherlands' see level projections, incidentally, are ended with 'hey, at least we're not Bangladesh'
🔗 11:17Sektor88: a tiny hamlet, he told me
🔗 11:17 RebelliousUno: Cambridge for Anubis169
🔗 11:18Metric_Furlong: *sea level
🔗 11:18 RebelliousUno: Hats is london way
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: ah, so i guess london is expendable then
🔗 11:18Compleatly: Metric_Furlong: those are the conservative estimates right
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: oh wait cwh
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: maybe not...
🔗 11:18 GDwarf: Clearly the solution to rising sea levels is to build levees out of oil barons
🔗 11:18Compleatly: Where's hippity. He's probably more familiar with this
🔗 11:18 RebelliousUno: Valkarie Lemons is a bit out of London
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: he's dutch
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: AGAIN
🔗 11:18 RebelliousUno: Navaran is as well
🔗 11:18Compleatly: no I mean where is he in the chat
🔗 11:18Compleatly: Climate science is his speciality
🔗 11:18Compleatly: specialty*
🔗 11:18Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, that was more a reference to how utterly *** Bangladesh is in most projections
🔗 11:18 PhoenixMelior: he went home i think
🔗 11:19Compleatly: Oh yeah Bangladesh is basically just gone
🔗 11:19 All_mankind: "There's too many people in this country now" "So when are you leaving?"
🔗 11:19Metric_Furlong: not even gallows humour amusingly fucked; just ***
🔗 11:19 All_mankind: a summary of an argument i had in my mind with the leader of the racist party
🔗 11:19Sektor88:
So there's some Canadian Island which is openly welcoming American immigrants if Trump gets elected.
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: is that PEI?
🔗 11:20Earthenone:
if its vancover island...
🔗 11:20 All_mankind: haha
🔗 11:20 GDwarf:
Sektor88: Pretty sure our provinces can't set immigration policy.
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: because yeah I bet PEI could use some more people
🔗 11:20 PhoenixMelior: might spill over in NB and NS though
🔗 11:20 RebelliousUno: Shows London
🔗 11:21 All_mankind: i figure you could make it to the capital and request asylum, but that sounds easier
🔗 11:21Sektor88:
Gdwarf eh, still have family there, wonder if they could sponsor me in.
🔗 11:21 GDwarf: PEI, motto: At least we're larger than St. Pierre or Miquelon
🔗 11:21 All_mankind: Daesh or president Trump, hard to say which one we should help people get away from more
🔗 11:22 PhoenixMelior: ISIS
🔗 11:22 PhoenixMelior: probably
🔗 11:22 DennyMcG: I still can't believe people would consider voting for Trump after what he did to WWE Raw.
🔗 11:23 PhoenixMelior: are we blaming him for that?
🔗 11:23 GDwarf: Trump's been bankrupt, what, 4 times?
🔗 11:23 DennyMcG: He fake took over the show Phoenixmelior and people thought it was real and WWE stock dropped hugely
🔗 11:23 All_mankind: i think 5
🔗 11:24 DennyMcG: WWE cut the storyline short and just pretended it never happened
🔗 11:24 GDwarf: That doesn't seem like it's directly Trump's fault, but it does show that people are finally learning not to trust his business sense
🔗 11:24 PhoenixMelior: wow
🔗 11:25 DennyMcG: Well it happened because he was involved, so it kinda is his fault.
🔗 11:26 All_mankind: i understand his only successful period was as a New York landlord slash legal business front for the mob
🔗 11:26 DennyMcG: Not that Ireland is short of morally, and occasionally literally, bankrupt people.
🔗 11:26Compleatly: I wonder what will become a bigger problem
🔗 11:26 GDwarf: Trump made his fortune by abusing loopholes in bankruptcy laws
🔗 11:26Compleatly: the rising sea levels
🔗 11:26Compleatly: abusing loopholes is always a good thing
🔗 11:26 GDwarf: He declares bankruptcy, keeps most of his money, gets into debt, repeats
🔗 11:27Compleatly: the rising sea levels, the lower levels of rain, the stronger storms
🔗 11:27 GDwarf: That's when he isn't suing banks for daring to demand loan repayments
🔗 11:27 DennyMcG: I think the worst at the minute is a chap called Denis O'Brien, who keeps suing people because they are mean to him.
🔗 11:27Compleatly: The nanobots
🔗 11:27Compleatly: The slothes
🔗 11:27Compleatly: The tea kettles.
🔗 11:27 All_mankind: and when his big businesses go down, it's his voters who pay the price
🔗 11:27Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, short term, I would say the wars caused by the climate change effects
🔗 11:27Compleatly: bah wars come and go
🔗 11:27 All_mankind: i wonder how many actually died as a result of losing their job for Trump
🔗 11:28Metric_Furlong: well yes, but let's say that I don't look forward to the time when everyone suddenly remembers there are a lot of nuclear weapons in the world
🔗 11:28Compleatly: and when desperation forces the desperate to become even more dire, the ridiculous armaments will probably devastate enough nations to make the wars minute
🔗 11:28Compleatly: and then
🔗 11:28Compleatly: then the survivors will pick up the pieces
🔗 11:28Compleatly: and become battered and broken by the forces of nature
🔗 11:28Compleatly: a few will find a way a to live.
🔗 11:29Compleatly: to live*
🔗 11:29Compleatly: Bangladesh is at risk of being destroyed
🔗 11:29Metric_Furlong: I will note that I said 'short term'
🔗 11:29Compleatly: this is still short term
🔗 11:29Compleatly: we haven't gotten to the mass extinctions yet
🔗 11:29 PhoenixMelior: is this still the hypothetical where the ocean levels rise?
🔗 11:30Compleatly: among other things
🔗 11:30Metric_Furlong: Compleatly, what are you talking about? we're in the middle of those already
🔗 11:30Metric_Furlong: the mass exctinction thing is happening *now*
🔗 11:30 All_mankind: too much metal close to the earth's surface has been consumed and oxidized for us to ever come back to this stage from another stone age
🔗 11:30Compleatly:
metric_furlong: ? You ain't seen nothing yet
🔗 11:30 All_mankind: #cheeryfact
🔗 11:30Compleatly: that'd be kind of neat allmankind
🔗 11:30Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, some of it, yeah
🔗 11:31Compleatly: I'm talking extinction level events on the scale of widespread collapses cascading through the biosphere
🔗 11:31Compleatly: With the economic and scientific reliances on these ecosystems collapsing in turn
🔗 11:32 GDwarf: Ah, so what happens when you give 20 4-year-olds 10lbs of glitter?
🔗 11:32Compleatly: A war.
🔗 11:32Compleatly: That's called "war" GDwarf.
🔗 11:32 GDwarf:
No, that's called "total devastation"
🔗 11:32Compleatly: one of them will emerge triumphant
🔗 11:32Compleatly: and conquer the lands of the other 19
🔗 11:32 GDwarf: What lands? All shall be glitter
🔗 11:32Compleatly: together they'll forge a tribe and go on to take more land
🔗 11:33Compleatly: leaving nothing but glitter in their wake
🔗 11:33Compleatly: winning a fight against 20 children is one thing
🔗 11:33 GDwarf: Does one buy glitter by mass, or by volume?
🔗 11:33 DennyMcG: That's a lot of glitter.
🔗 11:33Compleatly: winning a fight against 20 children with glitter is another game entirely
🔗 11:34 DennyMcG: It's not about winning that fight, it's about surviving.
🔗 11:34Compleatly: I'm so tired.
🔗 11:34Compleatly: it's been like a day since I've slept
🔗 11:34 PhoenixMelior: so - does anyone else think the new Dragon form in Awakening looks a little stupid?
🔗 11:34 PhoenixMelior: er, Fates that is
🔗 11:34Compleatly: no comment
🔗 11:35 GDwarf: It looks a *lot* like the latest Dragon Pokemon
🔗 11:35 GDwarf: It's some sort of deer-dragon hybrid
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: I just... what is up with the arms
🔗 11:35 GDwarf: Which maybe makes more sense in Japanese lore?
🔗 11:35Compleatly: I think it's supposed to look like a Kirin
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: actually that could be a thing
🔗 11:35Compleatly: no comment
🔗 11:35 PhoenixMelior: it does certainly look a bit like a kirin
🔗 11:35Compleatly: too many spoilers
🔗 11:36 PhoenixMelior: yeah I know where Gdwarf is and I don't want to say much more than that
🔗 11:36 GDwarf: A Kirin would make sense
🔗 11:36Compleatly: the other dragon designs are pretty unique though.
🔗 11:36Compleatly: and that's all that needs to be said.
🔗 11:37 PhoenixMelior: I'll brb
🔗 11:37Compleatly: I guess I can say "trypophobia"
🔗 11:37SmilingWorlock: !next
🔗 11:37 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (22m from now).
🔗 11:37Compleatly: trypophobia's such a good cheap way to creep people out
🔗 11:37Compleatly: I'm surprised more games don't use it
🔗 11:37 DennyMcG: Has anyone else played any of the pokemon mystery dungeon games?
🔗 11:38Compleatly: I collected all 493 pokemon when there were 493 pokemon. Does that count?
🔗 11:38 DennyMcG: Only if you collected them in one of the Mystery Dungeon games.
🔗 11:38 Omega_Lairon: I love PMD... I'd be playing the new one now if it weren't so close to both breakfast and Hodortimes
🔗 11:39Metric_Furlong: I should make some food
🔗 11:39 DennyMcG: I was just in dialogue, and when you are talking to a pokémon, a little picture shows up for the pokemon talking
🔗 11:39 DennyMcG: and when Watchog is happy, it just looks so creepy
🔗 11:40 GDwarf: I haven't played any PMD games, but I do have Etrian Odyssey Mystery Dungeon
🔗 11:40 GDwarf: Which is alright
🔗 11:40 GDwarf: But it's hard to tell what it wants you to do next
🔗 11:40 DennyMcG: Tongue lolls out, eyes closed, and a weird kinda ecstatic look on its face
🔗 11:40 DennyMcG: I kinda feel like I need an adult with it.
🔗 11:41 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, it is kinda weird... but I guess not everyone can be "traditionally" cute.
🔗 11:41 LoadingReadyRun: how is everyone doing today?
🔗 11:41 GDwarf: Pretty good
🔗 11:41 DennyMcG: I'm okay
🔗 11:41Compleatly: I feel like crap.
🔗 11:41 Omega_Lairon: The calles were coming from *inside* the LRR chat!!
🔗 11:41 ExachixKitsune: I am existing
🔗 11:41Compleatly: Well, I feel more like crap than I usually do.
🔗 11:42 mtvcdm: Good morning/evening/afternoon.
🔗 11:42 TXC2: Hello Everybody!
🔗 11:42 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: A plot twist that cannot work in the age of cell phones
🔗 11:42 LoadingReadyRun: So I think I've managed enough grinding that we can continue with Pokemon. I've got Mooriarty and Marcanius up to level 40. Edroach is about 38 I think. There's a couple others who are a bit more leveled but not significantly.
🔗 11:43Compleatly: do you still plan on playing the detective game featuring the birds with human hands at some point?
🔗 11:43 GDwarf: It's been a while since I caught the PKMN streams, what's the death toll at?
🔗 11:44 LoadingReadyRun: Death toll is five I think? I know we lost two during the last stream.
🔗 11:44 LoadingReadyRun: I'm super behind on the blog posts so its hard to keep track of it all since its been a while.
🔗 11:44Valdinzar24: hello chat
🔗 11:44 TXC2: Dennymcg indeed creepy
🔗 11:44 CaffeinatedLemur: I blame the sea, for she be a cruel mistress and I dont want my final jig to be in the belly of a squid
🔗 11:44 TXC2: hello Valdinzar24 welcome
🔗 11:44 PhoenixMelior: six for death toll
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: three and three
🔗 11:45 Random_Robin: Are you behind on the spreadsheet? It doesn't say you we lost last time?
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: or wait was it only two? I'm lost now
🔗 11:45 DennyMcG: Valiant souls, all.
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: we lost bratmon and... emdyrr
🔗 11:45 PhoenixMelior: and I thought another
🔗 11:45 LoadingReadyRun: Oh shit... yeah I guess I'm behind of the spreadsheet too. I'll try and update that as well before we go live here.
🔗 11:45 Mooriarty: ohai folks
🔗 11:46 GDwarf: Mooriarty: Apparently you're 40 now
🔗 11:46Valdinzar24: heather going back to nuzlocking today or is she going to do more shipping emblem (that is not a crticism of the game I like the shipping element)
🔗 11:46 GDwarf: How does that feel?
🔗 11:46 Mooriarty: oh geez, already
🔗 11:46 TXC2: hello Mooriarty welcome
🔗 11:46 PhoenixMelior: @Valdinzar24 it should be a criticism, sigh
🔗 11:46 Omega_Lairon: All signs point to Soul Silver
🔗 11:46Compleatly:
Valdinzar24: No it's a valid criticism
🔗 11:46 GDwarf: I believe FE:F isn't going to be streamed by Heather
🔗 11:46 DennyMcG: Yeah, it's looking like poking some mons
🔗 11:47Valdinzar24: @Phoenixmelior to each their own I don't feel it takes away from the game really
🔗 11:47 LoadingReadyRun: We're gonna see what we can do with Pokemon today. If we get to another point where we have to grind and there's a lot of time left I'll consider switching games.
🔗 11:48 DennyMcG: Where are we in the game?
🔗 11:48 LoadingReadyRun: I have brought Fates with me. I haven't had a chance to play anymore of it since the release day stream.
🔗 11:48 PhoenixMelior: I'm just sick of my favourite franchise becoming Shipping Sim: Tactics
🔗 11:48Compleatly: which campaign were you playing?
🔗 11:48 DennyMcG: Tactical shipping.
🔗 11:48 ExachixKitsune: Phoenixmelior : did your fe turn up then?
🔗 11:48 PhoenixMelior: yeah yesterday
🔗 11:48 Random_Robin: Still no Fates release for the UK
🔗 11:48 LoadingReadyRun: In Pokemon we are at the part where we are liberating the radio tower and we need to go underground and fight Beej.
🔗 11:48 DennyMcG: Ah cool.
🔗 11:48 LoadingReadyRun: For Fates I started with Birthright and I think we were at chapter 8?
🔗 11:49Compleatly: wait who is Beej in this context
🔗 11:49Valdinzar24: @Phoenixmelior eh i can understand that but if awakening had not done as well as it did we would have no fe at all
🔗 11:49 Random_Robin: The rival is Beej
🔗 11:49 DennyMcG: the rival
🔗 11:49 LoadingReadyRun: Beej is the rival
🔗 11:49 GDwarf: Phoenixmelior: Meh, the shipping is a side-element, FE games have always had supports, now they just added in the ability for supports to lead to babies
🔗 11:49 DennyMcG: aka Silver
🔗 11:49Compleatly:
Valdinzar24: but we would have had more ADVANCE WARS \ /
🔗 11:49 PhoenixMelior: I'd rather no fe at all than it devolving into a dating sim
🔗 11:49 GDwarf: Also, yeah, Awakening was going to be the last FE title
🔗 11:50Compleatly: If they give me another Advance Wars game
🔗 11:50Compleatly: They could run fire emblem into the *** groudn for all I care
🔗 11:50 DennyMcG: Can the babies become supports too?
🔗 11:50Compleatly:
yes
🔗 11:50 PhoenixMelior: gdwarf I don't like the babies though, I don't mind the support elements I just wish they'd stop giving you units because SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
🔗 11:50 GDwarf: Phoenixmelior: Really? That seems rather "stop having fun!"
🔗 11:50Compleatly:
and this time they're actually children \ /
🔗 11:50 Omega_Lairon: Caveat - a "comeptent" Advance Wars game... not some hastily shoveled out shite
🔗 11:50Valdinzar24: @Gdwarf yea thats my feelings towards the new support system now it serves a gameplay purpose
🔗 11:50 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: The justification is silly, but meh
🔗 11:50Compleatly:
Omega_Lairon: What are you talking about. The 3 existing advance wars games hae all been great
🔗 11:50 TXC2: so is fates just awakening 2.0 ?
🔗 11:51Compleatly: GDwarf
🔗 11:51Compleatly: Birthright
🔗 11:51 GDwarf: Valdinzar24: Supports always had gameplay bonuses, they just didn't result in babies
🔗 11:51Compleatly: is Awakening 2.0
🔗 11:51Compleatly: in so far as Birthright is just a less *** version of Awakening
🔗 11:51Compleatly: Conquest
🔗 11:51Compleatly: is a real fire emblem game
🔗 11:51Compleatly: and Revelations is a gap between the two
🔗 11:51Valdinzar24: @Gdwarf you have a castle in a pocket dimension sets a precedent for how children are handled in this game
🔗 11:52Compleatly: and also the "real storyline"
🔗 11:52 GDwarf: I know how they justify the babies this time 'round, but it's still silly
🔗 11:52Compleatly: Ok I know one of you has unlocked a child character in the localized version of the game
🔗 11:52Valdinzar24: @Compleatly actually the true end is revelations
🔗 11:52Compleatly: I just said that valdinzar24
🔗 11:53Valdinzar24: @sorry missed a post
🔗 11:53Compleatly: As far as translations are concerned, the explanation for the child characters is that they just...appear
🔗 11:53Compleatly: eventually
🔗 11:54Valdinzar24: @Gdwarf I'm not denying it's silly but at least they crreated an in world precedent considering you have a castle in a pocket dimension where time moves faster compared to the outside world
🔗 11:54Compleatly: Oh is that what they did
🔗 11:55Compleatly:
That...somehow makes somewhat less sense than the original explanation
🔗 11:55 PhoenixMelior: "at least they made an excuse in world to have an obscure mechanic that they shoehorned in anyway"
🔗 11:55Compleatly: impressive, localization team.
🔗 11:56 GDwarf: Phoenixmelior: It's one mechanic, it's technically optional, why all the hate?
🔗 11:56 PhoenixMelior: because people are picking up fire emblem exclusively for it and are harping on Conquest for being "too difficult"
🔗 11:56 GDwarf: I don't care for the dating stuff much, but it's hardly game-ruining
🔗 11:57 Mooriarty: that "one mechanic" kinda became the narrative focus though, didn't it?
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: that's the goddamn point for fire emblem games
🔗 11:57 GDwarf: Phoenixmelior:...No it isn't?
🔗 11:57Compleatly: I mean
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: and yet it's going to get shoved to the wayside because people just want to ship
🔗 11:57 GDwarf: I own every FE game released in the West, I don't play them because they're difficult
🔗 11:57Compleatly: Like, I think Birthrights is shit. Alot of people seem to like it
🔗 11:57 GDwarf: Plus, they didn't remove any difficulty levels to add in shipping
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: but they ARE challenging, yes?
🔗 11:57 PhoenixMelior: saying that "that's the point" wasa little wrong of me
🔗 11:57 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: Can be, don't have to be
🔗 11:57Compleatly: If the games appeal to people who like the dating sim aspect
🔗 11:58Compleatly: more power to them
🔗 11:58Valdinzar24: @Phoenixmelior considering how game companies work especially nintendo you have a point
🔗 11:58 GDwarf: Lots of people play 'em on casual mode
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: I should have said "yeah, have you played a Fire Emblem game before, they are a challenge"
🔗 11:58Compleatly: Some people don't want a challenge
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: I get that
🔗 11:58Compleatly: some people think the world of fire emblem is just cool
🔗 11:58Compleatly: and want to explore it
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: but the addition of phoenix mode kind of just solidifies for me that they're going to care less and less about difficulty
🔗 11:58 mtvcdm: Some people just want to see the story and the ending.
🔗 11:58 PhoenixMelior: and more and more about creating a game that has outs
🔗 11:58 GDwarf: PhoenixMelior: I don't follow that at all
🔗 11:58Compleatly: That's blatantly false Phoenixmelior
🔗 11:59 GDwarf: More difficulty levels != removing all difficulty
🔗 11:59Compleatly: The difficulty *is still there*
🔗 11:59Compleatly: It's just that there are now ways to *remove* the difficulty if you so choose
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: I get that
🔗 11:59Compleatly: In no ways did the addition of Phoenix Mode damage the devs ability to make interesting and challenging content
🔗 11:59 PhoenixMelior: I just don't trust nintendo
🔗 12:00Compleatly: I don't trust anybody, but the evidence is there.
🔗 12:00CoyoteSans: Honestly, I'd be far more upset that one version of the game blatantly tells you you choose wrong and should have chosen the other version instead.
🔗 12:00 DennyMcG: I'd like if pokémon added back in challenge mode.
🔗 12:00 mtvcdm: Nintendo has ways of clubbing you over the head with difficulty if they want to.
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: I don't believe that they're going to allow IS to make games like the old fire emblem games if reviewers are coming out and giving Conquest worse scores BECAUSE THEY FEEL THE GAME IS TOO HARD
🔗 12:00Twinklebees: Hey chat, how're you doing this evening?
🔗 12:00 mtvcdm: The trope is called 'Nintendo Hard' for a reason.
🔗 12:00Valdinzar24: on normal classic the game is actually pretty fricking hard
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: Hard Classic is proving to be a challenge
🔗 12:006 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 12:00 TXC2: hello Twinklebees welcome
🔗 12:00 PhoenixMelior: and I'm really happy about that
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: I just hope it stays this way
🔗 12:01 mtvcdm: Resub signal.
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: and I don't have the faith it will and that's all
🔗 12:01Compleatly: It will.
🔗 12:01Compleatly: mechanically
🔗 12:01 GDwarf: Nintendo doesn't just remove difficulty from series
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: I have faith in basically nothing so that's just me
🔗 12:01 ExachixKitsune: I think people have to get over the fact that hard = bad. or is that what this discussion is saying?
🔗 12:01 GDwarf: Exachixkitsune: The exact opposite
🔗 12:01Compleatly: It's not that big a deal
🔗 12:01 PhoenixMelior: hard doesn't equal bad at all
🔗 12:01Compleatly: But more importantly
🔗 12:01CoyoteSans: Honestly, if we don't get any more "difficult" Fire Emblems, it won't be "casulfication" it'll be because they stop making FE games, period.
🔗 12:01Compleatly: We now know
🔗 12:01 Mooriarty: SquareDotCube, this chat had replay for ages, thanks to lrrbot
🔗 12:01Compleatly: that Intelligent Systems
🔗 12:02Compleatly: Remembers how to make tanks
🔗 12:02CoyoteSans: Because I firmly believe Nintendo is angling to get out of the vg market entirely.
🔗 12:02Compleatly: Advance Wars 5 confirmed.
🔗 12:02Mowdownjoe: SquareDotCube, looks like LRRBot has lost a bit of his usefulness.
🔗 12:02 GDwarf: IS has been making tactics games for decades. In all that time they haven't made them easier
🔗 12:02 GDwarf: Coyotesans: What?
🔗 12:02 Juliamon: Oh, nice, they made ReChat actually part of Twitch
🔗 12:02 TXC2: hello Busted welcome
🔗 12:02Compleatly:
they can do whatever they want with Fire Emblem as soon as they give us more Advance Wars
🔗 12:02CoyoteSans: I don't think Nintendo is going to keep making games or systems. They're going to move on to some other industry.
🔗 12:02Marcanius subscribed for 16 months in a row!
🔗 12:02 LRRbot:
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🔗 12:02 DennyMcG: it lives!
🔗 12:02 Mooriarty: ohai heather
🔗 12:02 All_mankind: suddenly Hodor!
🔗 12:02 PhoenixMelior: I mean, I disagree, but I prefer fantasy games
🔗 12:02EricTheOrange: Hi Hi Hi
🔗 12:02 Omega_Lairon: Perkermerns
🔗 12:03 Random_Robin: Hi Heather
🔗 12:03 TXC2: Heather "words words words" dery
🔗 12:03 Omega_Lairon: !game
🔗 12:03 LRRbot: Currently playing: Devil Daggers (overridden)
🔗 12:04 Omega_Lairon: !game override off
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🔗 12:04 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, embyrr922! (Today's storm count: 2)
🔗 12:04 Omega_Lairon: !game refresh
🔗 12:04 TXC2: wait, am I useful?
🔗 12:04 Foxmar320: Hello Heather and chat!
🔗 12:04 TXC2: hello Foxmar320 welcome
🔗 12:05 DarkMorford: !game
🔗 12:05 LRRbot: Currently playing: Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver (rating 95%)
🔗 12:05 ExachixKitsune: hello Foxmar320
🔗 12:05 DennyMcG: Poor Beej being kept in the basement.
🔗 12:05 GDwarf: Coyotesans: Why would Nintendo get out of video games? They're still making a profit
🔗 12:05 DennyMcG: !game good
🔗 12:05 LRRbot: Rating for Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver on Heather's Handhelds is now 95% (20/21)
🔗 12:05EricTheOrange: Daymn Mooriarty is a crobat now, and lvl 40, he's gonna wrek shit.
🔗 12:05 TXC2:
cute? I'll take it
🔗 12:05xxxlonkxxx: so that's what happened to beej
🔗 12:05 PhoenixMelior: I do not believe Nintendo were making much in the way of profit until recently
🔗 12:05 RAICx: Hi Heather, how is Red5 doing?
🔗 12:05 Anubis169:
haaaaai Hodor 
🔗 12:06 RAICx: Also, hi chat!
🔗 12:06CoyoteSans: @GDwarf For the moment, but I think their accountants and executives are running the numbers and coming to the conclusion they can't keep making a profit in the VG industry, longterm.
🔗 12:06 Anubis169 bounces in
🔗 12:06 GDwarf: Nintendo made money hand-over-fist with the Wii, with the WiiU they made much less money, but stayed in the black
🔗 12:06 TXC2: hello RAICx welcome
🔗 12:06 GDwarf: CoyoteSans: Why do you think that?
🔗 12:06CoyoteSans: And no one wants to be known as "the man (or men) in charge when Nintendo went ot of buisness".
🔗 12:06 DennyMcG: The WiiU launch was bad though
🔗 12:06CoyoteSans: That just not how Japanese buisness works: you keep the company in buisness, no matter what.
🔗 12:06 GDwarf: The GCN, N64, SNES, and NES were all financial successes
🔗 12:06 DennyMcG: Like it wasn't until a few months after it came out that I even realised it was a new console.
🔗 12:07 DennyMcG: I thought it was just a Wii add on.
🔗 12:07CoyoteSans: Nintendo did not start out in video games... and I don't think they'll end in video games.
🔗 12:07 GDwarf: The GB, GBC, GBA, DS, and 3DS have also been constant money-makers
🔗 12:07 EncanisMal3k: "Still a Beedrill" ....is that unexpected?
🔗 12:07 rainbowbatsuit: I saw somebody mention Advance Wars, so I'ma mention that if they can't grt Snake back they should give his moveset to Sami from AW
🔗 12:07 Omega_Lairon: That lined up so well though. I'm pun-tacular ^_^
🔗 12:07 jonlevir: oh, sick, they're putting chat into the replays now
🔗 12:07 GDwarf: I don't think Nintendo has, other than the VirtualBoy, had a console that lost money
🔗 12:07CoyoteSans: Lots of people having beeen throwing around "wearable tech" as their next venture. Not sure if that'll be the case, but they're definately looking for greener pastures.
🔗 12:08 jonlevir: hi hodor!
🔗 12:08 mtvcdm: After all the years I've heard people constantly predict Nintendo's imminent demise, I am completely desensitized to such predictions, and were it to ever happen, the day will come as a 100% complete and utter shock.
🔗 12:08 GDwarf: CoyoteSans: Their entire C-level staff are video game designers
🔗 12:08 GDwarf: CoyoteSans: All their RnD for decades has been into video games
🔗 12:08 GDwarf: All of their employees are people who make games or consoles
🔗 12:08 mtvcdm: Yeah, Jonlevir. I saw Dix was really excited on his Twitter account.
🔗 12:09CoyoteSans: Mostly, though, I'm just spiteful and if Nintendo ever has to get out of consoles, I'd rather they took their properties and go home rather than go 3-rd party and vindicate all the naysayers.
🔗 12:09 mtvcdm: I got a mod sword for the first time roundabout a week ago, so it'll be something I need to keep an eye on too.
🔗 12:10 TheMoatman: Oh I see twitch finally added chat replay.
🔗 12:10 jonlevir: im excited
🔗 12:10Metric_Furlong:
now you too can enjoy Chat whenever you like. aren't you lucky
🔗 12:11 Mooriarty: the legendary poke.... I wonder what she meant
🔗 12:11 TXC2:
the problem I gonna have chat replay is I'll keep trying to type in it
🔗 12:11 mtvcdm: Tugger Nutts and the Legendary Poke
🔗 12:11SquareDotCube: Wow, the underground tunnel certainly isn't as imtimidating as the original version
🔗 12:11 PhoenixMelior: txc2 what you said lol
🔗 12:11Compleatly: oh god not tugger nutts again
🔗 12:11 Anubis169:
🔗 12:11EricTheOrange: Fremblem as I like to call it because I like portmanteaus
🔗 12:11 Anubis169 is wearing his now
🔗 12:12 mtvcdm: I save my Tugger Nutts jokes for when it's sitting right there in front of me.
🔗 12:12 jonlevir: Fremblem: My Family is Awful
🔗 12:12EricTheOrange: @Compleatly memes, memes everywhere.
🔗 12:12Metric_Furlong: EricTheOrange, everyone loves the pub
🔗 12:12 TXC2 pulls a actual piece of ice from his ice cream
🔗 12:12 Mooriarty:
🔗 12:12 GDwarf: "I'm friendly with my Pokemon", I think I've seen those fanfics...
🔗 12:13 jonlevir: woah, GDwarf, woah
🔗 12:13 mtvcdm: It seems like Tugger Nutts needs to be handled like the Beejdrop: use it too much and you're going to accidentally kill it off.
🔗 12:13 GDwarf: I very much doubt we'll see any more Tugger Nutts jokes for a few months, at least
🔗 12:13SquareDotCube: Hey Heather, do you plan to do anything Saturday for the 20th anniversary?
🔗 12:13 ExachixKitsune: Lrr hoodies have thumbholes?!
🔗 12:13 Mooriarty: oh I did as well, hoodies need to be 2 sizes larger than usual clothing
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: yeah I'm getting real burnt out on the Tugger Nutts jokes
🔗 12:14 jonlevir: chat dug too greedily and too deep
🔗 12:14EricTheOrange: Yeah I like to get larger sizes in hoodies as well, and I'm already a fat man. So I wanted to get a new LRR hoodie but I'd need it to be 3XL to be a size bigger than what i wear.
🔗 12:14 DennyMcG: Hoodie sizes annoy me
🔗 12:14 PhoenixMelior: it wasn't even that funny to me in qwerpline, mught have missed something
🔗 12:15SquareDotCube:
When will get LRR-branded hooded robes?
🔗 12:15 PhoenixMelior: see - I WANT a LRR Hoodie 2.0 but I don't want to pay $60 USD plus shipping for one. That's like... 90 dollars.
🔗 12:15SquareDotCube: *we get
🔗 12:15 Mooriarty: yeah, same here, the shipping to europe is insane :<
🔗 12:15Trollbonist: Got a hoodie at MAGFest this weekend and can confirm their awesomeness. The sizes do run a bit small though, so sizing up isn't a bad idea if you're considering buying one.
🔗 12:15 Random_Robin: I want a LRR hoodie but I worry about the size, I'll get round to eventually
🔗 12:15 jonlevir: eh, the joke was they all sounded like euphemisms/porn movies. Featherweights art really made the juxtaposition funny
🔗 12:15SquareDotCube: Sneasel!
🔗 12:15Earthenone: darkice
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: dark/ice type, you may want to
🔗 12:16 GDwarf: Sneasel, high-speed dark/ice weasel
🔗 12:16SquareDotCube: Sneasel's a great Pokemon if you get one
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: Edroach will do nicely
🔗 12:16xxxlonkxxx: i want it to be a sneezing weasel
🔗 12:16 DennyMcG: plus in this gen it evolves into Weavile
🔗 12:16 PhoenixMelior: if Heather gets a pokemon in the Ice Cave I hope it's Swinub
🔗 12:16Metric_Furlong: Sneasel was my favourite 'mon from Gen 2
🔗 12:16SquareDotCube: just on the grounds of covering two types that's usually by themselves
🔗 12:17Cobblepotter: Has anyone tried a Nuzlocke challenge with free switches on kills turned off?
🔗 12:17 Nightvalien28: hey chat, hey hodor, how is it going?
🔗 12:17 GDwarf: Cobblepotter: Probably
🔗 12:17 mtvcdm: Yeah, Jonlevir. I think part of the problem was that we just unloaded so many gags that A, not all of them made it to double entendre, and B, even the ones that were seemed less and less double as time passed.
🔗 12:17 Mooriarty: ohai Nightvalien28
🔗 12:17 TXC2: hello Nightvalien28 welcome
🔗 12:17Mowdownjoe: Dark/Ice is very weak to fighting.
🔗 12:17 PhoenixMelior: Water type moves are neutral on ice type pokemon
🔗 12:17 DarkMorford: Hi Hodor!
🔗 12:17Cobblepotter: I wonder how much harder it'd make the game.
🔗 12:17 embyrr922: Use rock smash
🔗 12:17Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior, swinup is good too
🔗 12:17 jonlevir: ohai, nightvalien
🔗 12:17 Nightvalien28: all is good
🔗 12:18 GDwarf: Ice is really the neglected Pokemon type
🔗 12:18 GDwarf: They've improved over time
🔗 12:18 DennyMcG: Ice and Bug
🔗 12:18 PhoenixMelior: Ice and dark are both a little neglected
🔗 12:18 DennyMcG: Ice is still the worst type defensively.
🔗 12:18EricTheOrange: yeah bite that ghost
🔗 12:18Caerlocc: So how has the Fire Emblems been treating everyone? Finally lining up my ships for eugenics purposes myself.
🔗 12:18 GDwarf: Dark has a fair amount of representation
🔗 12:18 Havok4:
Beej has a 
look out!
🔗 12:18 Omega_Lairon: They're still really bad though. Way too many weaknesses and not much attacking utility now that dragon has fairy types to kick them
🔗 12:18 DennyMcG: One resistance, and so many common weaknesses.
🔗 12:18Mowdownjoe: Great. Beej is the Joker.
🔗 12:18 embyrr922: Why so serious? You murdered our friends!
🔗 12:18 GDwarf: Omega_Lairon: Fairy was made because Ice was so terrible at fighting Dragons
🔗 12:19 PhoenixMelior: gdwarf it's represented but offensively it's not the best. Just like ice
🔗 12:19 TXC2: I'm lernding !
🔗 12:19 PhoenixMelior: bug is actually a GREAT offensive type
🔗 12:19Earthenone: 6-8 levels higher with an extra pokemon and control over which pokemon fights which
🔗 12:19 Mooriarty: follow your dreams beej!
🔗 12:19SquareDotCube: Hyper Beam is just a great move though
🔗 12:19Caerlocc: Poison was the real trash attacking type until Fairies
🔗 12:19EricTheOrange: This is the last Pokemon game where you had a REAL rival. Which i kinda miss in the later games.
🔗 12:19 jonlevir: fail faster
🔗 12:20 Omega_Lairon: Poison... still not that great, but that said Toxic has always been a brilliant attack... like, top 10 grade
🔗 12:20 GDwarf: Caerlocc: Though Poison had lots of utility in the pro scene. Well, poison-type moves did.
🔗 12:20 DennyMcG: I always felt sorry for big
🔗 12:20 GDwarf: Oh, toxic is ludicrous
🔗 12:20Caerlocc: Yeah but everything gets toxic, so...
🔗 12:20EricTheOrange: @Omega_lairon they gave poison a buff by making fairy weak to it.
🔗 12:21 Havok4: Hodor is gone. Only shipping remains.
🔗 12:21Earthenone:
the pokemon daycare..
🔗 12:21 DennyMcG: When I saw that fairy resists bug now too, I got really annoyed. Bug did not need another type that resisted it.
🔗 12:21EricTheOrange: We need more ship shelf.
🔗 12:21Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: hodor ships so much she could start her own trade conglomerate
🔗 12:21flikerz1: breeding is your dating sim.
🔗 12:22 DennyMcG: I never actually figured out the order for this puzzle. I just keep hitting random switches until it opens right for me.
🔗 12:22 Muffinpenguin: Evening chat and Heather o/
🔗 12:22 mtvcdm: One Punch Mon
🔗 12:23 Anubis169:
ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!!
🔗 12:23 TXC2:
he;
Muffinpenguin welcome
🔗 12:23 Foxmar320: Hello Muffinpenguin
🔗 12:23 PhoenixMelior: Hitmonchan
🔗 12:23Sektor88:
Phoenixmelior read my mind
🔗 12:23 Muffinpenguin: Diglet
🔗 12:23 GDwarf: Clearly there should be a Pokemon that can only learn OHKO moves
🔗 12:23unknowngamer88: Ditto
🔗 12:23 mtvcdm: Hitmonchan, of course.
🔗 12:23 Anubis169: probably Eggsecutor
🔗 12:23 Mooriarty: hitmonchan kinda looks like it has hair
🔗 12:24 Muffinpenguin: Diglet is Saitama underground, just like in that one episode
🔗 12:24 GDwarf: Hitmonlee isn't far off of Saitama
🔗 12:24 Crashzxs:
Diglet 
🔗 12:24 Omega_Lairon: Sawk already has the "bald karates'mn" look going
🔗 12:24 Mooriarty: a ditto mimicikng a diglet is propably very close
🔗 12:24 mtvcdm: Hitmonlee has a plainer face...
🔗 12:24 ZealousCrow: Guys, I got straight piped today. Literally. I got hit in the head with a pipe. 12 stitches.
🔗 12:24 GDwarf: Sawk's a good choice, too
🔗 12:25unknowngamer88: Ouch, sorry to hear that ZealousCrow
🔗 12:25 Havok4: The solution is obviously more shelves for more shipping.
🔗 12:25 Zyme86: @Mtvcdm also Lee>Chan every day of the week
🔗 12:25 GDwarf: Zealouscrow: Ow
🔗 12:25EricTheOrange: Bug was originally intended as the "early" Pokemon. They evolve fast. But as the game goes on they get relativity weaker and weaker. Some of the later games have made decent "late game" bug type. But most bug type are still too weak to keep the whole game through.
🔗 12:25 jonlevir: are you okay, zealouscrow?
🔗 12:25Sektor88:
I have a small stash of money I keep hidden away called my cash cache.
🔗 12:25 RAICx: Jeez, how'd it happen, Zealouscrow?
🔗 12:25Earthenone: ditto mimicing a sawk
🔗 12:25lightspeeddash:
🔗 12:25unknowngamer88: the one punch is usually a wet splorch, really
🔗 12:25 Mooriarty: ouch ZealousCrow D: are you okay?
🔗 12:25 jonlevir: ErictheOrange I had a venomoth that I kept all the way to the elite four in one of the early ones
🔗 12:25lightspeeddash: Heracross is the slow bug type
🔗 12:26 ZealousCrow: I'm okay. A guy I was working with dropped a piece of pipe off a ladder and I was holding the ladder for him.
🔗 12:26 DennyMcG: There's a few bugs I use competitively, like Heracross, Scizor, and Escavalier.
🔗 12:26 Muffinpenguin:
Metapod new meta
🔗 12:26 Omega_Lairon: No Volcarona?
🔗 12:26 ZealousCrow: Straaaaight piped though
🔗 12:26 DennyMcG: also mega Pinsir and Beedrill from time to time
🔗 12:26 GDwarf:
Clearly Shuckle is the best bug type.
🔗 12:26 TXC2: Zealouscrow did you not have a hat on?
🔗 12:26 mtvcdm: Oof. Other than the stitches, how you holding up?
🔗 12:26 PhoenixMelior: I need to go through and get rid of some stuff as I do spring cleaning as well
🔗 12:26 ZealousCrow: TXC I was wearing a beanie lol
🔗 12:26Caerlocc: Yeah, everyone knows not to fuckle with the Shuckle
🔗 12:27 Zyme86: not really worth it
🔗 12:27 jonlevir: not worth
🔗 12:27 Muffinpenguin: tbh, best bug is Dunsparce
🔗 12:27 Zyme86: Agility just lets you act first for the cost of an action
🔗 12:27 Random_Robin: What's Baton Pass
🔗 12:27jrat10: Some synergy with Baton Pass
🔗 12:27 Omega_Lairon: Agility is... kinda trash. Like, if yolu're already faster then it's a waste. If you're slower, then you really should be setting up + baton pass with a better wall.
🔗 12:27jrat10: but not really worth
🔗 12:27Caerlocc: Who needs Agility when we get Dragon Dance later
🔗 12:27 Muffinpenguin: even though it's normal but it still looks like a bug so it fits
🔗 12:27 Zyme86: @Random_robin free character switch
🔗 12:27 GDwarf: Random_Robin: Lets you switch out your 'mon, transferring any boosts from abilities to the one you've swapped out with
🔗 12:27 DennyMcG: Random_robin you swap out with another pokemon, but the pokemon switching in keeps the stat changes
🔗 12:27CoyoteSans:
Lance Says: "Remember kids, Agility is Super Effective against poison types like Venomoth."
🔗 12:28 DennyMcG: so if you've used something like agility, the pokemon switching in gets the agility boost
🔗 12:28 Zyme86: you didn't lose much
🔗 12:28EricTheOrange: I mean my pokemon play style is all offence all the time. Why increase your stats when you can just one-hit-KO them.
🔗 12:28 Muffinpenguin: good games
🔗 12:28 Omega_Lairon: There's always the move tutor. No biggie
🔗 12:28unknowngamer88: I've seen baton pass used in really ridiculously overpowered combos, but it's super niche
🔗 12:28flikerz1: baton pass is really good in competitive battles.
🔗 12:28 GDwarf: Baton Pass gets lots of use in the pro scene, not much out of there
🔗 12:28lightspeeddash: turns out paying attention is sorta useful
🔗 12:28 Random_Robin: TXC2 forgot how to be a team player
🔗 12:28 Omega_Lairon: Baton pass? Niche? It's like a staple of most competitive teams
🔗 12:28 Muffinpenguin:
baton pass? more like Button push
🔗 12:28 Briars_the_fox: baton pass is really really good in a competitve team
🔗 12:28 PhoenixMelior: yeah in a casual one player game it's not worth it
🔗 12:29 jonlevir: I play pokemon by hitting the opponent repeatedly in the super effective spot
🔗 12:29 VoicedOtter: Hi Heather and Chat.
🔗 12:29 Mooriarty: oh, I'm concerned already
🔗 12:29 TXC2: hello Voicedotter welcome
🔗 12:29 Anubis169:
Now kids, remember what your parents said about accepting smoke in strange places
🔗 12:29 jonlevir: hi voicedotter
🔗 12:29 Random_Robin: Hi VoicedOtter
🔗 12:29 All_mankind: attention is the most cost effective purchase in the world
🔗 12:29lightspeeddash:
if a pokemon dies off stream does it really happen?
🔗 12:29 Zyme86: He is looking for his muse, he just wants a lute to express it
🔗 12:29 Omega_Lairon: But that's true too... the single player game is easy enough to just slam attacks against the AI. Human opponents are the only ones which really need a lot of tricky tactics and such
🔗 12:29 VoicedOtter: oh sweet I am the next pokemon
🔗 12:29 ExachixKitsune: 'going to die soon' - ok. 'dead' - bad
🔗 12:30 TXC2: man growlithe is cute
🔗 12:30 All_mankind: "who's that pokemon?"
🔗 12:31 All_mankind: Voicedotter sounds like a pokemon name too
🔗 12:31 GDwarf: Voicedotter is clearly a Floatzel
🔗 12:31 VoicedOtter: All_mankind XD yea
🔗 12:31 TXC2: did twitch just derp for anyone else?
🔗 12:31 jonlevir: so many useless phone calls
🔗 12:31 jonlevir: using up your minutes
🔗 12:31 VoicedOtter: Gdwarf or a samurott
🔗 12:31 RAICx: Txc2 not that I noticed
🔗 12:31 Anubis169: All_mankind: Let's show a silhouette to keep you while we instill your kids with ADVERTISING
🔗 12:31 Mooriarty: twitch is realtively fine atm?
🔗 12:31 TXC2: it went black, then jump ahead
🔗 12:31 DennyMcG: Stopping a lot for me
🔗 12:32 jonlevir: no twitch issues here
🔗 12:32 Anubis169: nothing on this end
🔗 12:32 Anubis169: all fine
🔗 12:32SquareDotCube: He we checked the lucky number for today yet?
🔗 12:32 GDwarf: Oh man, the whole "A voice echoes....Professor Oak: <charname> this isn't the time to use that..."
🔗 12:32 Havok4:
🔗 12:32 GDwarf: Yes, I want to spend 30 seconds hearing a simple "You can't do that now" message
🔗 12:32 Omega_Lairon: Twitch has been kinda of iffy in general for a while here... but this stream has been reasonably stable so far
🔗 12:32 TXC2: I'm sure it's just me derpy computer
🔗 12:32 All_mankind: it did just start lagging for me
🔗 12:33 jonlevir: wow. the worst roborosewater came up with a playable card
🔗 12:33Malcairad: Having fun? Did you get a chance to read my Tugger Nutts yet?
🔗 12:33 Zyme86: good here
🔗 12:33 Random_Robin: VoicedOtter is 1 letter too long for pokemon nickname, 10 is the limit I think in this game
🔗 12:33SquareDotCube: The colors make things easier, compared to us who had to do the OG puzzle
🔗 12:34 TXC2: Jonlevir what is it?
🔗 12:34 All_mankind: astonishing, while the stream lag my CPU drops to 23%. it's never been below like 70 as long as i've had it
🔗 12:34 VoicedOtter: Random_robin I think Votter would work
🔗 12:34 Zyme86: If you give muk a bath you might get a river god come out
🔗 12:34 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: Gold/Silver were GBC titles
🔗 12:34 VoicedOtter: Zyme86 I get that reference
🔗 12:34unknowngamer88: ehh...technically you can't put counters on cards
🔗 12:34 jonlevir: Vuruliing Vitu: Choose a card. Put 2 +1/+1 counters on it
🔗 12:34 GDwarf: Zyme86: Only if you pull a bike out first
🔗 12:34 jonlevir: 3W for cost
🔗 12:35 jonlevir: and it's an instant
🔗 12:35BrindleBoar: That's not a secret, that's common effing sense!
🔗 12:35 GDwarf: Hmm, is it on-pie, though?
🔗 12:35unknowngamer88: you could only put +1+1 counters on a permanent
🔗 12:35 All_mankind: 4%! if this is how twitch breaks i fear for my life
🔗 12:35SquareDotCube: It was very much a puzzle back in the original game
🔗 12:35 GDwarf: Unknowngamer88: Well, *could* you put them elsewhere, and they'd just do nothing?
🔗 12:35 SketchyDetails: OH! Chat Replay!
🔗 12:35 jonlevir: yeah, but it doesn't target. so it bypasses hexproof
🔗 12:35EricTheOrange: Hah the female Team rocket out fit has hot pants.
🔗 12:36SquareDotCube: no colors, more intimidating colors and atmosphere
🔗 12:36 Anubis169: All_mankind hmm?
🔗 12:36 DarkMorford: I think Hodor just pun-ted
🔗 12:36lightspeeddash: that was more a punt than a pun
🔗 12:36SquareDotCube: The underground tunnel was the dark part of Goldenrod City in those days
🔗 12:36 LathosTiran: Chat will be viewable alongside VOD's
🔗 12:36 SketchyDetails: if you veiw an archived stream, it will replay the chat synched to the video
🔗 12:36 Mooriarty:
twitch basically stole lrrbots functionality
🔗 12:36 Anubis169: great, that means i can uninstall ReChat
🔗 12:36 GDwarf: Play the chat, then play it again
🔗 12:36 Crashzxs: there was a notice when most us joined chat that chat was being saved for replay
🔗 12:36 LathosTiran: Anubis169 yep the author of ReChat helped build it
🔗 12:36 xaphon: Hello, how goes the game?
🔗 12:36 Anubis169: seriously?
🔗 12:37unknowngamer88: neat
🔗 12:37 Anubis169: kickass!
🔗 12:37BrindleBoar: that rocket grunt was tsun as hell
🔗 12:37 TXC2: hello Xaphon welcome
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
i loooooooved re-chat 
🔗 12:37 All_mankind: windows 10 uses ridiculous amounts of CPU cycles to do anything, usually
🔗 12:37 Anubis169: All_mankind: well it's got to phone it all off to big brother
🔗 12:37 GDwarf: All_mankind: Not in my experience? What are you trying to do?
🔗 12:37Malcairad: Heather, did you get a chance to read my Tugger Nutts?
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
some cpu cycles are going that way
🔗 12:37 xaphon: Also most importantly I guess, am I still alive and comfortable in the bank? :3
🔗 12:37 All_mankind: run Chrome
🔗 12:37SquareDotCube: Here, they just took the whole darkness part out of the atmosphere, and it kinda doesn't work.
🔗 12:37EricTheOrange: Ima get a food, be back soon, no body die.
🔗 12:37 Anubis169:
🔗 12:38 Mooriarty: chrome got really bloated lately, regardless of which windows version in my experience
🔗 12:38 Omega_Lairon:
No body? So if a ghost type dies, it's okay?
🔗 12:38 TXC2:
All_mankind *** chrome, try running flash
🔗 12:38 Anubis169:
🔗 12:38 GDwarf: Oh, for the past year or two Chrome has been *ludicrously* bloated
🔗 12:38 All_mankind: now it's back to 81% for two tabs. yay comfort
🔗 12:38 Omega_Lairon: "ghost" "dies" >_>
🔗 12:38 jonlevir: I am running crome
🔗 12:38 jonlevir: it's not bad
🔗 12:38 Crashzxs: no promises, but I will try my best at not dying
🔗 12:39SquareDotCube: I wonder if they kept the look of the Team Rocket executives from the original game.
🔗 12:39 GDwarf: Firefox has had the lowest memory footprint of all the browsers since...2013, I think?
🔗 12:39 jonlevir: then again, this install is less than a month old
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash: how does a gastly die? its gas did they use a vacuum or something?
🔗 12:39lightspeeddash:
no thats a Kalos only thing
🔗 12:39 Anubis169: now if only firefox would stop doing the chrome thing of going up a major version number for a minor release
🔗 12:39 Anubis169:
everything would make more sense
🔗 12:40CoyoteSans: Anubis169 I started using Pale Moon since I couldn't take Mozilla's nonsense anymore. Never looked back.
🔗 12:40lightspeeddash:
whats Either precious? 
🔗 12:40 xaphon:
Is that dark or dank?
🔗 12:40 Omega_Lairon: I... may or may not have had a fanfiction series which explored the concepts of Pokemon ghost *types* vs straight up ghosts >_>
🔗 12:40 DennyMcG: Ether, not even once.
🔗 12:40lightspeeddash:
Pale Moon is a great Vanguard Clan
🔗 12:40 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: It's now canon that ghost-types are straight-up ghosts
🔗 12:40 GDwarf: See: Yamask
🔗 12:40 xaphon: Mum stop ringing
🔗 12:40 Zyme86: All the calls
🔗 12:40 GDwarf: Which is the soul of a human
🔗 12:40unknowngamer88: There's no shame in writing fan fic
🔗 12:41SquareDotCube: NOT NOW MOM
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: Shedinja is also a ghoat
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: *ghost
🔗 12:41 Anubis169:
a 
!?
🔗 12:41 GDwarf: Yamask raises so many metaphysical and moral issues! It's literally the soul of a human being that you're using in bear baiting!
🔗 12:41MichaelD067: mom I'm battling with gansters so not now!
🔗 12:41 Mooriarty: well you never call her yourself hodor :< poor mom
🔗 12:41lightspeeddash: has someone done the math to see how much really she's spending?
🔗 12:41 Dix: I heard you liek QVC
🔗 12:41 Anubis169 huggles Dix
🔗 12:41 Anubis169:
long time no see
🔗 12:41 PhoenixMelior: depends how much all the berries are worth, you can't really buy berries
🔗 12:41lightspeeddash: isn't Shuppet a ghost?
🔗 12:41 Anubis169: where ya been dude?
🔗 12:41 Omega_Lairon: GDwarf - also Phantump. Literally "the ghost of a child lost in the woods"
🔗 12:41Malcairad:
Dix
🔗 12:41lightspeeddash: or a mad TeruTeruBozu
🔗 12:42 Dix: Moving Anubis
🔗 12:42 Foxmar320: Hello Dix
🔗 12:42 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: Ah yes
🔗 12:42 DennyMcG: And Drifloon steals kids.
🔗 12:42 Anubis169:
🔗 12:42 GDwarf: Driftloon steals children
🔗 12:42 jonlevir: Hi Dix!
🔗 12:42 Anubis169: wait, memories firing off
🔗 12:42 TXC2:
moving anubis? sounds hard
🔗 12:42MichaelD067: show mercy heather!
🔗 12:42 jonlevir: how did the move go?
🔗 12:42 Anubis169: are you getting out of the army?
🔗 12:42 GDwarf: Its evolutionary niche is that it looks like a balloon so that it can kidnap children
🔗 12:42lightspeeddash: Rotom is a ghost....ish
🔗 12:42 xaphon: There are things she can buy that aren't berries
🔗 12:42 PhoenixMelior: she did buy you that moon stone
🔗 12:43lightspeeddash: and the silk scarf
🔗 12:43 RAICx:
Does mom every buy you spaghetti?
🔗 12:43 PhoenixMelior: of course not raicx, she makes her own
🔗 12:43 DennyMcG: Lightspeeddash in this gen it's electric/ghost in all forms
🔗 12:43 jonlevir: but, on the plus side, you have no knees to get weak
🔗 12:43 xaphon: A focus sash is sort of spaghetti?
🔗 12:43lightspeeddash: if you try hard enough it can be
🔗 12:43Camthelion: Hai Dix.
🔗 12:43 Zyme86: the police/nation guard are worthless in this world
🔗 12:44 DennyMcG: Zyme86 adults in general are useless in the pokémon world
🔗 12:44lightspeeddash:
have you tried the elevator?
🔗 12:44 GDwarf: Well, the police are also armed with fire types, which seems like a terrible idea
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: yeah and they only fight at night
🔗 12:44 EncanisMal3k:
Aults in general are useless** 
🔗 12:44 PhoenixMelior: so if you're attacked in the daytime like this it's awful
🔗 12:44dialMforMara: Spaghetti fun fact: when I studied abroad in Beijing the phrase "Italian noodles" on a menu meant just spaghetti. Usually with some kind of tomato-y sauce.
🔗 12:45 PhoenixMelior:
spaghetii with Ragu
🔗 12:45 ExachixKitsune: srsl, your mother has sent so many packages. Please take them our sorting office is full
🔗 12:45lightspeeddash: Ice would have been useful for Pryce lol
🔗 12:45SquareDotCube:
"Mom, have you tried, I dunno, getting me a Master Ball if you're trying to help?"
🔗 12:45lightspeeddash: Chople is still useful for later
🔗 12:45 Omega_Lairon: *sigh* remember when mom used to buy cool and/or useful stuff like actual medicine or Pokemon dolls? >_>
🔗 12:45 Zyme86: Those items are not Berry good
🔗 12:46Malcairad: That was berry nice of your mom using the fruits of your labors
🔗 12:46lightspeeddash: its a tag system
🔗 12:46 mercano82: Mom didn't send us any Chuck Berry?
🔗 12:46lightspeeddash: which ever one comes last waits
🔗 12:46 Havok4: And this is why real world delivery systems do not work that way.
🔗 12:46 Random_Robin: With our money though
🔗 12:46 ExachixKitsune: I mean, you do what you need to do for your kids
🔗 12:47lightspeeddash: oh time for story progess
🔗 12:47 Havok4: Well mom is a leading in a secret government conspiracy to keep the world in check.
🔗 12:47Earthenone: hodors mom runs a shipping empire you say...
🔗 12:47 mtvcdm: Mom has to fund her Etsy store somehow.
🔗 12:47 EncanisMal3k: So, Hodor, I got to watch the Beejless Backlog this morning, and Pony Island had me torn between "This game is amazing," "This game is psychotic," and "It's amazing that we have technology that allows us to make games like this."
🔗 12:47 xaphon: You're actually adventuring to fund your mum's coke habit.
🔗 12:48 Omega_Lairon: Well... Pepsi habit... >_>
🔗 12:48 TXC2:
all games have shipping if you try hard enough
🔗 12:48 mtvcdm: Pony Island was amazingly inventive.\
🔗 12:49 TXC2:
pah-lease we all know our mom drinks 7up
🔗 12:49 ExachixKitsune: TXC2: I thought, given the art direction of this game, she'd drink sprite
🔗 12:49 Mooriarty: you know, you propably shouldn't let edroach out of her pokeball indoors. how it even fits in this hallway is mysterious
🔗 12:49xxxlonkxxx: what is it with calling streamers mom and dad lately?
🔗 12:49Malcairad: Nah, RC COLA
🔗 12:50SquareDotCube:
7-Up? More like Faygo habit
🔗 12:50lightspeeddash:
Proton Jon
🔗 12:50 TXC2: Xxxlonkxxx we mean the mom in the game
🔗 12:50 GDwarf: Xxxlonkxxx: We're talking about the in-game mom
🔗 12:50 DarkMorford: ExachixKitsune, yellow card!
🔗 12:50lightspeeddash: full power doesn't even have a Crobat FeelsBadMan
🔗 12:50xxxlonkxxx: oh, nevermind then
🔗 12:51lightspeeddash:
KA BOOM
🔗 12:51 TXC2:
the PlayStation Network: it;s poison
🔗 12:52the_sinistersinner: Sup
🔗 12:52lightspeeddash: it didnt use Explosion ITS GOOD!
🔗 12:52 TXC2: hello The_sinistersinner welcome
🔗 12:52 Mooriarty: ugh, accuracy lowering moves are the worst
🔗 12:52lightspeeddash: just use Aerial Ace
🔗 12:52lightspeeddash: or Shockwave or Swift
🔗 12:52SquareDotCube: I'd just bite the gasbag considering the flinch chance
🔗 12:53lightspeeddash: are those the only 3 no miss moves? i feel like they've added a few more
🔗 12:53 PhoenixMelior: there's a few more I think
🔗 12:53 TXC2: "poison running though me veins, POISON!"
🔗 12:53lightspeeddash: isn't that just Chemotherapy?
🔗 12:54Malcairad: Heather, did you get a chance to read my Tugger Nutts on the forums?
🔗 12:54the_sinistersinner: You all guys and gals, or just guys haha
🔗 12:54 TXC2: LRR chat is many things
🔗 12:55 EncanisMal3k: LRRChat is legion
🔗 12:55dialMforMara: I'm not alone! I've got a giant angry fish following me!
🔗 12:55lightspeeddash:
Forsen Chat it is not
🔗 12:55HubbeKing:
Frozen Chat?
🔗 12:55unknowngamer88: pretty sure there are more than a few non-binary identifying folks in chat
🔗 12:55Malcairad: I had a pet fish once, her name was BJ.....
🔗 12:56 Zyme86: Dark/flying
🔗 12:56 ExachixKitsune: There seem to be some, *glaring* differences here between the two sides
🔗 12:56HubbeKing: There are certainly a few non-binary folk over in DB Chat, so surely there are some in here aswell
🔗 12:56lightspeeddash: and?
🔗 12:56SquareDotCube: Murkrow's evolution is pretty neat
🔗 12:56HubbeKing:
Lots of cross-contamination between LRR Chat in general and DB Chat, as it happens
🔗 12:56 TXC2:
so with XP share, I basicly sit at the back and copy other peoples homework right?
🔗 12:56lightspeeddash: Honchcrow is fun
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: AMBIPOM HYPE
🔗 12:57 DarkMorford:
TXC2, sounds about right.
🔗 12:57EricTheOrange: @Hubbeking non binary? so like people that use hexadecimal?
🔗 12:57 Briars_the_fox: HubbeKing, can confirm there some in here
🔗 12:57HubbeKing:
Yes exactly, Erictheorange
🔗 12:57ArtofDaDress: !next
🔗 12:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Heather's Handhelds at Tue 12:00 PM PST (57m ago).
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: and?
🔗 12:57 EncanisMal3k: Talk sh**, get Double Hit?
🔗 12:57HubbeKing: Hexadecimal representation is just so much easier to read
🔗 12:57 Zyme86: can you have multiple statuses? par/poi?
🔗 12:57lightspeeddash: nope
🔗 12:58 Briars_the_fox: only condition that stacks is confusion iirc
🔗 12:58lightspeeddash: and infatuation
🔗 12:58 Zyme86: @Lightspeeddash I thought so, just checking
🔗 12:58 GDwarf: Doubling up poison and toxic would be fun
🔗 12:58HubbeKing: Yeah, only confusion and infatuation work differently
🔗 12:58 EncanisMal3k: You can have ones that don't have the abbreviation next to the hp bar.
🔗 12:58HubbeKing: Because they aren't really statuses
🔗 12:58 PhoenixMelior: whoo, ambipom!
🔗 12:58 VoicedOtter: Briars_the_fox you would be correct
🔗 12:58HubbeKing: They're combat effects
🔗 12:58 Random_Robin: Things that don't have a symbol next to your health bar can stack
🔗 12:58 Mooriarty:
🔗 12:58SquareDotCube: This reminds me of the first Giovanni fight in Celadon where he would just use a lot of stat-boosting items
🔗 12:58 ExachixKitsune: There's Poison/Paralyze/Sleep and you can only be one of them, but you can be confusion additionally or infatuated additionally
🔗 12:58 Dix: who's got the spreadsheet
🔗 12:59 Anubis169: !nuzlocke
🔗 12:59 TXC2:
now I'm a sonic character
🔗 12:59 Anubis169: balls, what was the trigger again?
🔗 12:59lightspeeddash:
🔗 12:59 Omega_Lairon: It's an explain
🔗 12:59 Omega_Lairon: !explain nuzlocke
🔗 12:59 LRRbot:
This is a "Nuzlocke challenge" run. The rules are as follows: 1. Heather can ONLY catch the first Pokemon she encounters on any given route. 2. Any Pokemon that is KO'd in battle is DEAD, and may never be used again. A recap of the game's events (including memorials to fallen allies) can be found at www.girlswithscissors.com
🔗 12:59lightspeeddash:
the trigger is dickbutt
🔗 12:59 Anubis169: no i meant the spreadsh..
🔗 12:59 embyrr922: Aipom didn't evolve in original Silver, did it?
🔗 12:59 Anubis169: that thing
🔗 12:59 Omega_Lairon: Huh, I thought it did have the sheet link in it though...
🔗 12:59lightspeeddash: nope Aipom got the evo 4th gen
🔗 12:59 Omega_Lairon: *shrug*
🔗 12:59 EncanisMal3k: Poison/Parazlyze/Sleep/Burn/Frozen, and then Wrapped/Infatuated/Confused, and I'm sure there's others.
🔗 13:00dialMforMara: what are Wrapped and Infatuated?
🔗 13:00 Mooriarty: sounds like a bad day
🔗 13:00lightspeeddash: 4th gen introduced Move based Evolutions
🔗 13:00EricTheOrange: I want a third evolution of aipom with like 10 tail hands
🔗 13:00Malcairad: Leech seed still a thing?
🔗 13:00lightspeeddash: it is
🔗 13:00 embyrr922:
Hmm, Soul Silver is more revisionist than I thought 
🔗 13:00 DennyMcG: infatuated means the pokemon is in love, and has a 50% chance of not attacking
🔗 13:01SquareDotCube: I think quite a few people are happy that most new Pokemon are ending up being evolutions these days
🔗 13:01 EncanisMal3k: Infatuated is an effect that can prevent a pokemon from attacking a pokemon of the opposite gender.
🔗 13:01 Omega_Lairon: TL;DR - if it gives you an icon (PSN = poison, for example), it doesn't stack with other effects that give you an icon. Non-icon effect (infatuation, confusion, etc.) are fair game for stacking with everything, give or take a few rare exceptions
🔗 13:01lightspeeddash: well yeah HGSS is a remake of Gen 2 but with 4th Gen mechanics
🔗 13:01 Zyme86: More like team Rickets amiright?
🔗 13:01 TXC2:
"is they dont brake your player" because sadly thats a thing
🔗 13:01dialMforMara: Omega_Lairon, what is Infatuation?
🔗 13:01 DennyMcG: Rickety Cricket.
🔗 13:01Malcairad: I loved original Pokemon, leech seed, poison, wrap, lots of damage, health gain, and enemy couldn't do anything
🔗 13:02 DennyMcG: and leech seed and toxic stacked
🔗 13:02 LathosTiran: the button reassignment on steam controller is so worth it. can force invert, assign face buttons to grips so you dont have to let go of right stick.
🔗 13:02lightspeeddash: if a pokemon with the opposite sex uses Attract they get infatuated and have a 50%? chance of not attacking
🔗 13:02 Omega_Lairon: Basically. It manifests as "[x] did not attack out of love"
🔗 13:02 Omega_Lairon: or similar
🔗 13:02dialMforMara: Lightspeeddash, well then! When did this become a thing?
🔗 13:02 Juliamon: "immobilized by love" I think
🔗 13:02lightspeeddash: Attact became a move in Gen 2
🔗 13:02lightspeeddash: Whitney used it
🔗 13:03 embyrr922: I really just want to play GSC again, but the battery in my cartridge died and deleted my full-pokedex save T^T
🔗 13:03 GDwarf: Dialmformara: Gen 2
🔗 13:03SquareDotCube: same here embyrr though mine wasn't full
🔗 13:03 Mooriarty:
sounds like a great opportunity to start again
🔗 13:03dialMforMara: Are there any original Pokemon besides Nidoran where sex mattered? I never got to the breeding part
🔗 13:03 GDwarf: Attract is...pretty useless
🔗 13:03SquareDotCube: and I did win the lucky number game once on that save
🔗 13:03 TStodden: 2nd Gen started adding counter-attacks to bind-like moves, like Rapid Spin, IIRC.
🔗 13:04 GDwarf: 2nd also let you switch out 'mons that were bound
🔗 13:04lightspeeddash: sex only matters for breeding
🔗 13:04SquareDotCube: I liked Bite just on the premise that it could flinch
🔗 13:04HubbeKing: Pokemon stats are also different depending on their sex
🔗 13:04SquareDotCube: so basic yet so powerful
🔗 13:04dialMforMara: Lightspeeddash, did it tell you which was which, besides Nidoran?
🔗 13:04 GDwarf: And appearance, different mons look *slightly* different based on sex
🔗 13:04lightspeeddash: Also Mr. Mime can be female because its Japanese name was Barrier
🔗 13:05HubbeKing: For backwards compatability reasons, sex was determined based on the Strength stat in gen2 at least, IDK if that still happens
🔗 13:05 Anubis169: ya, it was Baria in the .jp release
🔗 13:05 embyrr922: I had a max-level Houndoom named Doomsday and she could one-hit the entire elite four
🔗 13:05lightspeeddash: i should hope so >.>
🔗 13:05HubbeKing: Any pokemon with a strength value in the lower X percentage for its specific pokemon was a female, I believe
🔗 13:05 DennyMcG: Embyrr922 I had a Typhlosion that could do the same.
🔗 13:06 Omega_Lairon: Most 'mons at mex level would steamroll them, TBH
🔗 13:06 EncanisMal3k: embyrr- so like....you use one move in the first fight, and it just takes you straight to "Congrats, CHAMP!"?
🔗 13:06 Omega_Lairon: ^ max
🔗 13:06lightspeeddash: isn't the elite 4 only like lv 50?
🔗 13:06angelofdust337: Chat replay looks interesting, if only I'd like to see Chat's despair during the Prayer Warriors Stream again
🔗 13:06 embyrr922: I even had Mew because I used the glitch in Blue
🔗 13:06 Anubis169: angelofdust337: i don't thing it'd be retroactively
🔗 13:06HubbeKing: I believe the elite four is typically around lvl50 yes
🔗 13:06SquareDotCube: Feraligator, AKA "the pokemon whose name couldn't fit in the buffer"
🔗 13:06 GDwarf: HubbeKing: So Pokemon are different from most actual animals
🔗 13:06angelofdust337: Anubis169 Yeah probably too bad
🔗 13:06lightspeeddash:
a lv 100 vs lv 50s yeah thats difficult
🔗 13:06SquareDotCube: so it appeared as Feraligatr
🔗 13:07 Anubis169: however, i do log all of chat which goes in the archive too
🔗 13:07 Zyme86: Yellow was deisigned for the gameboy color
🔗 13:07 LathosTiran: for some of the old stuff i think LRRbot has chat recordings
🔗 13:07lightspeeddash: where are you going? lol
🔗 13:07 TXC2: I had red on the GBC
🔗 13:07Sektor88: Red was my first
🔗 13:07HubbeKing: Yellow was designed to work with the gameboy color a bit, yes
🔗 13:07 Anubis169: lrrbothas what i don't
🔗 13:07 Omega_Lairon: Why not get all 3? >_>
🔗 13:07SquareDotCube: Strange. Red and Blue do have color, but you need a Super Game Boy for it to show up.
🔗 13:07 GDwarf: Red was my first vidya game
🔗 13:07Mowdownjoe: Yellow looks like it was being played on the Super Game Boy.
🔗 13:07Baranastra: B/W? Is it not monochrome, not just two "tones"?
🔗 13:07 GDwarf: I saved up for *months*
🔗 13:07SquareDotCube: You'd think they would make that option available.
🔗 13:07HubbeKing: The towns use different colors for their "gray" if they're on a GBC rather than a standard GB
🔗 13:07lightspeeddash: i'm not gonna get em
🔗 13:07 TStodden: Yellow was a GBC release while Red / Blue where GBY release.
🔗 13:08 GDwarf: Red/Blue colour-tint everything red/blue, yeah
🔗 13:08Sektor88: go for yllow for sure then
🔗 13:08 DennyMcG: I'm getting red, because my cart of Blue still works.
🔗 13:08SquareDotCube: Yellow is a harder game however.
🔗 13:08 LathosTiran: Squaredotcube i think it was hard coded into the SUper gameboy
🔗 13:08 Zyme86: And you get to have all three starter types, you dont have to chose.
🔗 13:08HubbeKing: Yellow did still work on standard gameboys, though, Tstodden
🔗 13:08 Omega_Lairon: Blue version was the first one I palyed, but Red was the first I *owned*, so I typically retcon it as "Red was my first Pokemon game (asterisk)"
🔗 13:08dialMforMara: GDwarf, gby?
🔗 13:08 TXC2: what pokemon are in yellow?
🔗 13:08angelofdust337: If there's anything I remember from Pokemon is how I went through my entire hometown just to find a pokemon Yellow cartridge
🔗 13:08lightspeeddash: stuff
🔗 13:08 VoicedOtter: Tstodden it was a GB release. It came out just before the GBC came out I believe.
🔗 13:08 GDwarf: Dialmformara: ?
🔗 13:08 Zyme86: Red/Blue were original Game boy, Yellow was for the color
🔗 13:08 SketchyDetails: fun facts time: The version of Pokemon that was released in the US was actually based on the Second verison of pokemon released in japan
🔗 13:08 GDwarf: Yellow was for original Gameboy, not the GBC
🔗 13:08lightspeeddash: that the internet can tell you cuz i don't know whats in what version
🔗 13:08 TStodden: Most GBC games were dual-boot.
🔗 13:08 DennyMcG: Red/Green were in Japan, then Blue came out.
🔗 13:09dialMforMara:
GDwarf, okay
🔗 13:09 SketchyDetails: The original colors were red and green, with an enhanced blue versin released later.
🔗 13:09 GDwarf: Gold/Silver were the first full-colour Pokemon games
🔗 13:09Mowdownjoe: How far along was the anime when Yellow came out anyway? I was always bummed the last Jessie & James fight didn't have them also have a Victreebel and a Lickitung.
🔗 13:09SquareDotCube: IIRC, Lt. Surge had Pokemon in the mid-20s, and Sabrina's at the 40s.
🔗 13:09 SketchyDetails: The Japanese blue version was localized for the US
🔗 13:09SquareDotCube: so it introduced more grinding.
🔗 13:09 DennyMcG: I hated Sabrina's gym
🔗 13:09 GDwarf: GBC added colour to the Pokemon titles, sort-of
🔗 13:09Mowdownjoe: DANGAH ZONE
🔗 13:09Baranastra: I have both blue and red on the shelf next to me. I won't be needing to buy either of them~ Haha.
🔗 13:09lightspeeddash: i loved inverting the colors on the GBA on GB games
🔗 13:09 DennyMcG: just because Psychic was OP as heck
🔗 13:09 Zyme86: SHUT UP LANA
🔗 13:09 embyrr922: Yeah, red was monochrome with a red tint, blue was monochrome with a blue tint
🔗 13:09HubbeKing: Heather is correct here. Yellow was for the original Gameboy, but when you ran it on a Gameboy Colour, it used different colours rather than just monochrome
🔗 13:10 Mooriarty: you could change the tint with some button presses, but that could just be true for all gb games on a gbc
🔗 13:10lightspeeddash: correction he Had a Houndour
🔗 13:10HubbeKing: Different areas in the game used different shades/tints of colours
🔗 13:10 GDwarf: Oh, the GBC had a *much* better screen than the original Gameboy
🔗 13:10lightspeeddash: like Cerulean city was blue ish
🔗 13:10 embyrr922: Houndour/Houndoom, my favorite pokemon ever. I will fight you.
🔗 13:10 GDwarf: And the colour tints were nice
🔗 13:10 Supermane888: !next
🔗 13:10 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1:49 from now).
🔗 13:10lightspeeddash: and Lavender Town was Purple ish
🔗 13:10 DennyMcG: I still have my bright green GBC
🔗 13:10SquareDotCube: I wonder if the Super Gameboy frames show up on the Yellow rerelease
🔗 13:11unknowngamer88: Yeah, the pea soup screen were not the best for prolonged use
🔗 13:11 Mooriarty: original GB screen was just terrible
🔗 13:11 Omega_Lairon: That was actually a fun thing you could do with original GameBoy games played on the GB Color - by pressing certain button combos when you turned on the power, you could mess with the colour pallette
🔗 13:11 VoicedOtter: Lime green GBC all the way
🔗 13:11SquareDotCube: also Yellow got rid of a lot of the famous Red/Blue glitches
🔗 13:11lightspeeddash: Cinnabar Island red ish
🔗 13:11unknowngamer88: *screens
🔗 13:11Hingadora: Dang. Wish Twitch had a stream error option for "advertisement stutters and stalls, actual stream doesn't"
🔗 13:11SquareDotCube: no MissingNo, the man on the roof of the Cinnabar Gym is gone, no invisible computer in the hotel at Celadon City
🔗 13:11 TStodden: All the Pokémon games (at least 1st Gen) were Super Gameboy enhanced.
🔗 13:11Mowdownjoe: Best GBC was the one with the transparent purple shell.
🔗 13:11Sektor88: I dunno if he has the attention for it
🔗 13:11lightspeeddash:
it has grinding
🔗 13:11 DennyMcG: I disagree.
🔗 13:12 BusTed: (I don't think it would be his sort of game)
🔗 13:12lightspeeddash:
and numbers go up
🔗 13:12 DennyMcG: I think the best was the pokémon one.
🔗 13:12unknowngamer88: Hingadora Right? I wish there was an option for "ad breaks the player in half"
🔗 13:12EricTheOrange: Adams been playing Tomb raider
🔗 13:12 TXC2:
chat will make adam play it
🔗 13:12Mowdownjoe: Adam like to grind for loot... sort of.
🔗 13:12 VoicedOtter: Mowdownjoe Lime green all the way
🔗 13:12Baranastra: Might makes right in Pokemon!
🔗 13:12 Omega_Lairon: Atomic purple
🔗 13:12EricTheOrange: Adam has said he played the original Pokemons but nothing after that.
🔗 13:12lightspeeddash: but yeah there's no real loot in pokemon so not go
🔗 13:12 EncanisMal3k: IBad Guys had conviction and stuck to their evil plots
🔗 13:12lightspeeddash: nope not yet
🔗 13:12angelofdust337: Unknowngamer88 I don't use adblock here, but its hard when the ads make me have to reload the page almost constantly sometimes
🔗 13:12lightspeeddash: you gotta beat gym 8
🔗 13:12 EncanisMal3k: The good ole days.
🔗 13:12SquareDotCube: I got (and still have) my teal GBC, though I wish I had the Banana Yellow one.
🔗 13:12Mowdownjoe: I liked transparent electronics. i like seeing the circuitry. I'm sad that stopped.
🔗 13:13 TStodden still has his GBC in great working condition.
🔗 13:13 Omega_Lairon: Not wuite, it means you're more or less *compelled* to get Lugia... they really force the encounters in recent gens, which I *DESPISE* as a design choice
🔗 13:13SquareDotCube: I think the yellow one is the rarest? And not the Pikachu edition one
🔗 13:13 TXC2: mines good, but not great
🔗 13:13SquareDotCube: because everyone got either teal, transparent purple, purple, or red
🔗 13:13lightspeeddash: whats wrong with them doing that?
🔗 13:13 Omega_Lairon: Like, it defeats the whole damn purpose of them being rare and hard to find... just another damn chick box to tick on your way to beating the game
🔗 13:14 Omega_Lairon: ^ check
🔗 13:14SquareDotCube:
I think a chick box is an incubator.
🔗 13:14 TStodden: I had to retire my GBY due to wear, tare & abuse on the controls & screen.
🔗 13:14lightspeeddash: if you don't want it then just punch them super hard
🔗 13:14unknowngamer88: Yeah, the whole "You MUST catch the legendary" ethos kinda defeats the whole point of having legendaries
🔗 13:14lightspeeddash: >.>
🔗 13:14lightspeeddash: not like they're hard to catch
🔗 13:14 Omega_Lairon: lightspeeddash - I almost always do. X/Y version *FORCES* you to catch them though, and IIRC, Black/White do it too
🔗 13:14 Omega_Lairon: So bulls***
🔗 13:14HubbeKing: I sold my pikachu edition GBC back in highschool <.<
🔗 13:15HubbeKing: Because I was an idiot child
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: its part of the story oh well?
🔗 13:15 Anubis169 still has his GBC
🔗 13:15 Anubis169: translucent purple casing
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: its not like they're hard to catch the catch rate is raised so its not a brick wall
🔗 13:15unknowngamer88: I've got my gameboy pocket here on my desk. Ihaven't used it seriously in years, but it still works
🔗 13:15 Omega_Lairon: It's part of *their* story, not *my* story. *MY* story is about a regular dude having a fun time... maybe I don't *WANT* to be ultra-Jesus "save the world" guy.
🔗 13:15 DennyMcG: Looker is the best
🔗 13:15lightspeeddash: then why play?
🔗 13:16 embyrr922: I still have both my GBCs because I was that loser who traded pokemon with herself
🔗 13:16SquareDotCube: I kinda liked what they did with the three dog legendaries in GSC
🔗 13:16SquareDotCube: (well, minus Crystal)
🔗 13:16 Anubis169 stopped playing after Gen1 anyway
🔗 13:16HubbeKing: Crystal was the first ever video game I truly lost myself in.
🔗 13:16 Omega_Lairon: I love literally everything else about the game. One design flaw which is annoying but easy to overlook is not a deal breaker
🔗 13:16HubbeKing: Played SO MUCH of that
🔗 13:16 TStodden: Embyrr... I did that myself as well.
🔗 13:16 Omega_Lairon:
Besides, who even plays Pokemon games for the story any more?
🔗 13:16lightspeeddash: i play it for the post game lol
🔗 13:16SquareDotCube: Since Crystal added content that was based around Suicune
🔗 13:17lightspeeddash: rather Black2/White2's postgame
🔗 13:17angelofdust337: Crystal was probably the one I really played the most out of, followed by Yellow
🔗 13:17HubbeKing: Hey now, Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire actually had really good storylines
🔗 13:17HubbeKing:
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: ooh a potential grass type
🔗 13:17 EncanisMal3k: I think the last one I finished was Ruby. I stopped Diamond near the end, and Black...I got less than halfway through.
🔗 13:17EricTheOrange: ooooh lickirung
🔗 13:17lightspeeddash: pff a grass type
🔗 13:17lightspeeddash: we're not gonna use it for a while lol
🔗 13:17SquareDotCube: Likitung means paralysis-based Lick
🔗 13:17 PhoenixMelior: sadly no
🔗 13:17lightspeeddash: Ice Cave then Blackthorn
🔗 13:17 EncanisMal3k: I don't have a 3ds, so no x/y or ORAS.
🔗 13:17 TXC2: "places to go, people to see"
🔗 13:17Mowdownjoe: Omega_Lairon, they really seem to think some people do. X/Y and Alpha/Omega seem to rub it in your face.
🔗 13:17lightspeeddash: GeeGee grass types
🔗 13:18 VoicedOtter: soo I'm probably going to end up as a grass type?
🔗 13:18 Omega_Lairon: But yeah... s'why these days I only ever carry a team of 5 at max... gotta account for them forcing some stupid legendary on me which is promplty ignored forever
🔗 13:18 waZelda: My computer has been on strike. What has happened in the last hour?
🔗 13:18 PhoenixMelior: Diamond was not a good game, imo
🔗 13:18EricTheOrange: Do we have a grass type yet? we may want a grass type
🔗 13:18 TStodden: So far, I've only completed 2nd, 4th & 5th Gens... I should get back into 6th Gen.
🔗 13:18 PhoenixMelior: it was one of the weaker pokemon games
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🔗 13:18lightspeeddash: the game lets you send back when you catch them
🔗 13:18lightspeeddash: if you have a party of 6
🔗 13:18HubbeKing: Such balls
🔗 13:18SquareDotCube: Did we get whatever that makes the song more like the GBC originals?
🔗 13:19SquareDotCube: *songs
🔗 13:19 DennyMcG: that's in post-game
🔗 13:19Mowdownjoe: Are we gonna play the Headbutt lottery again?
🔗 13:19 Mangledpixel: boop
🔗 13:19lightspeeddash:
Bros?
🔗 13:19 shurtal: I just realized. Except for Red/Blue, I've never played a generation of Pokemon games until the subsequent generation comes out... Wow, I am perpetually out of the loop
🔗 13:19lightspeeddash: Watchu Lookin at
🔗 13:19 TXC2:
physic phil < mystic meg
🔗 13:19 Mangledpixel: how goes the poking mans?
🔗 13:20lightspeeddash: didn't we try headbutting in mahogany and found out that we couldn't get anything?
🔗 13:20HubbeKing: TXC2: What about Biker Bill?
🔗 13:20 Anubis169 huggles mangledpixel
🔗 13:20HubbeKing: And Backpacker Bob
🔗 13:20 Mangledpixel:
🔗 13:20 Random_Robin: Yeah, there's no pokemon in town
🔗 13:21 Omega_Lairon: Hey look, it's lawsuit-mon -_-'
🔗 13:21 TStodden: I fell out on 3rd Gen... I've been revisiting the series nearly every-other Gen.
🔗 13:21lightspeeddash: you mean Jynx?
🔗 13:21 embyrr922: I've only played gens 1, 2, and 3. I felt like the creature design drifted in later gens and I wasn't a fan
🔗 13:21SquareDotCube:
More like Psychic Phail
🔗 13:21 Zyme86: But if you have convixion on your side you cannot get a job
🔗 13:21 DennyMcG: I've played all gens.
🔗 13:21IndigoVitare: you can headbutt in New Bark Town, if the starter doesn't count for that region. You can even get a Pineco that doesn't know Self Destruct!
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash: i know of it
🔗 13:22 DennyMcG:
I also have tattoos on my leg of Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash: i was poking fun that Jynx Was also controversy here
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash: cuz reasons
🔗 13:22SquareDotCube: So is Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam still the best non-legendary psychic pokemon?
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash: nope
🔗 13:22lightspeeddash: its Very good though
🔗 13:22 DennyMcG: Depends
🔗 13:23flikerz1: the grass in thr middle here was good for grinding from lvl 20, to 50.
🔗 13:23lightspeeddash: and yeah depends on what you want the psychic to do for you
🔗 13:23IndigoVitare: Alakazam got super nerfed in Gen 4 when it lost access to elemental punches because of the phys/spec spli
🔗 13:23 DennyMcG: Alakazam is very good at sp attacking, but then stuff like Slowbro are very good at things that Alakazam sucks at.
🔗 13:23 DennyMcG: Like taking hits.
🔗 13:23 DennyMcG: Cause Alakazam is stupidly frail.
🔗 13:23IndigoVitare: it's still amazing, but in the current metagame there are better choices
🔗 13:23lightspeeddash: like Metagross
🔗 13:24lightspeeddash: no thats a shop now
🔗 13:24 Omega_Lairon: F*** metagross : p
🔗 13:24IndigoVitare: and tbh, Psychic isn't the best type anymore... it took a while to be realised, but Gen II over-nerfed it
🔗 13:24 TStodden: Pokémon Beauty contests weren't introduced until 4th Gen, IIRC
🔗 13:24HubbeKing: Psychic was so OP in gen 1 though it wasn't even funny
🔗 13:24lightspeeddash: Contests were Gen 3
🔗 13:24 VoicedOtter: Tstodden contests were gen 3
🔗 13:24 DarkMorford: Metagross is one of my favorites. I have a totally OP one in my SoulSilver game
🔗 13:24EricTheOrange: @Dennymcg don't need to take hits when you OHKO everything before they can attack.
🔗 13:24HubbeKing: There was basically one move that posed ANY threat to a psychic pokemon
🔗 13:24Mowdownjoe: Choice Scarf? SWEET
🔗 13:24lightspeeddash: lol Choice items
🔗 13:24lightspeeddash: thats actually really nice
🔗 13:24HubbeKing: Unless your opponent had pin missile, they couldn't do a single thing to your psychic pokemon
🔗 13:25Mowdownjoe: Oh... Speed.
🔗 13:25 DennyMcG: Erictheorange you don't play competitive, do you?
🔗 13:25IndigoVitare: Yeah, but Gen 2 introduced 3 effective weaknesses to psychic. It was over-done
🔗 13:25lightspeeddash: Choice Specs are better
🔗 13:25flikerz1: staple of competitive again
🔗 13:25SquareDotCube: It's what you put on the fence before you sit on it.
🔗 13:25lightspeeddash: or something like that
🔗 13:25EricTheOrange: @Dennymcg psh no.
🔗 13:25 DennyMcG: Exactly.
🔗 13:25Mowdownjoe: Other Choice items are pretty sweet. Not the scarf, though.
🔗 13:25 TStodden: I was fairly close, being off my one gen (the one I HAVEN'T played).
🔗 13:25IndigoVitare: Choice Scarf is amazing. I'd even argue it damages the metagame
🔗 13:26flikerz1: i thought it was good. it allows you to take people by surprise.
🔗 13:26lightspeeddash: i don't think psychic was nerfed, more that the other types have slowly caught up to it
🔗 13:26 VoicedOtter: sadly I have to go now, but for my name for pokemon me could you use Votter for me heather?
🔗 13:26 TXC2:
surely mom plays with the pokemon we're not using?
🔗 13:26 Omega_Lairon: IIRC, Choice Band or Specs (depending on physical / special) are the ones you really want
🔗 13:26 shurtal: is this a starterless run?
🔗 13:26 TXC2: so long Voicedotter have fun
🔗 13:26HubbeKing: Psychic had several changes to it in gen2 that were specifically made to nerf it hard, though, Lightspeeddash
🔗 13:26SquareDotCube: Wilton!
🔗 13:26lightspeeddash: no the starter died
🔗 13:26 PhoenixMelior: the Choice items CAN be good
🔗 13:26 Omega_Lairon: !explain nuzlocke
🔗 13:26 LRRbot:
This is a "Nuzlocke challenge" run. The rules are as follows: 1. Heather can ONLY catch the first Pokemon she encounters on any given route. 2. Any Pokemon that is KO'd in battle is DEAD, and may never be used again. A recap of the game's events (including memorials to fallen allies) can be found at www.girlswithscissors.com
🔗 13:26 TXC2:
Shurtal no, it died
🔗 13:27HubbeKing: Like the splitting of Special into Special Attack and Special Defense
🔗 13:27 shurtal: Ah, didn't know this was a Nuzlocke
🔗 13:27lightspeeddash: which was needed
🔗 13:27 shurtal: I am now informed
🔗 13:27SquareDotCube: BTW Wilton will give you his phone number
🔗 13:27HubbeKing: And the changing up of the type weaknesses
🔗 13:27HubbeKing: Yes, but it was a BIT overkill in Gen2
🔗 13:27 Omega_Lairon: S'all good. Usually it'd be up on the lower 3rd or something
🔗 13:27lightspeeddash: not really
🔗 13:27HubbeKing: It's gotten much better
🔗 13:27 PhoenixMelior:
given the choice between choice items and no move choice Heather has chosen to choose the choice of moves
🔗 13:27lightspeeddash: psychic was still very good
🔗 13:27HubbeKing: But gen2 was kindof a butt for psychic pokemans
🔗 13:27SquareDotCube: IIRC Wilton actually gives decent tips on fishing spots
🔗 13:27 waZelda: Those aren't even puns, you're just repeating the word
🔗 13:28 VoicedOtter: have a good day Chat.
🔗 13:28 GDwarf: HubbeKing: As payback for them owning Gen1
🔗 13:28 DennyMcG: the word choice has lost all meaning to me now.
🔗 13:28lightspeeddash: and Gen 3 was butt for fire types
🔗 13:28 Mooriarty: bye VoicedOtter =)
🔗 13:28 Random_Robin: Bye VoicedOtter
🔗 13:28flikerz1: seeya votter
🔗 13:28 GDwarf: Dennymcg: That's a choice you've made
🔗 13:28lightspeeddash: and Gen 4 had like zero fire types to catch
🔗 13:28 TStodden propose to relocate "Club 13" to Mom's room.
🔗 13:28lightspeeddash:
🔗 13:28 DennyMcG: that's a what now Gdwarf?
🔗 13:28 DennyMcG:
🔗 13:28 PhoenixMelior: this is the guy that gives you stones occasionally yeS?
🔗 13:28EricTheOrange: @Tstodden dark
🔗 13:29IndigoVitare: Lightspeeddash well I mean that's partly true, but they DID nerf it in gen 2. It only took a while to notice because there were so few dark and steel types, and bug and ghost moves. It's caught up since then though. Back then it was fine, but in the current state of the game Psychic is pretty bad, hence "over-nerfed". Consider that Dragon was nerfed with only 1 type in VI, but Psychic had 3.
🔗 13:29 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, Gen 4 was either "starter or Ponyta"... the E4 fire member had a team that was almost entirely devoid of them
🔗 13:29SquareDotCube: alright
🔗 13:29SquareDotCube: time to cut mom off on getting some of your money
🔗 13:29 ExachixKitsune: are you shipping momxdeliveryman?
🔗 13:29 DennyMcG: Omega_lairon they kinda fixed that in platinum, but it was a weird thing
🔗 13:29 Zyme86: Mom just has needs heather, dont judge. Just because deliver man will soon by dad-step is no need to be mean about it
🔗 13:29 TXC2: thats it, our mom has a crush on the delivery man!
🔗 13:29Yepjustthatguy: Answer
🔗 13:29 EncanisMal3k: DeliveryMom
🔗 13:29 PhoenixMelior: Yeah Flint had... a Ponyta, an Infernape, a Magmortar and then some weird *** like a Bibarel
🔗 13:30lightspeeddash: and Drifblim
🔗 13:30 Omega_Lairon: "I got a ...special *package* fo you ma'am" (cue music)
🔗 13:30 embyrr922: Mom, there's this thing called online dating
🔗 13:30flikerz1: she ships with ups?
🔗 13:30 ExachixKitsune: shippers gotta ship
🔗 13:30 TXC2: Omega_lairon bow-chika-wow-wow
🔗 13:30unknowngamer88: Brown chicken brown cow?
🔗 13:30lightspeeddash: why online when its on demand?
🔗 13:30napsterthegrey:
She gets better shipping rates
🔗 13:30rikadyn: now now could be a delivery woman
🔗 13:30lightspeeddash: its a man who delivers it to us
🔗 13:30SquareDotCube: Remember when ace trainers were called cooltrainers
🔗 13:31 TStodden: The web was still a bit wild at 2nd gen...
🔗 13:31 PhoenixMelior: she's with Amazon Prime and shipping is free
🔗 13:31 waZelda: Magnemite isn't filling me with confidence. I'd prefer MagneWILL!
🔗 13:31napsterthegrey: @Phoenixmelior Amazon Prime does not work for the Jhoto jhoto
🔗 13:31SquareDotCube: "Prince of Boxes"
🔗 13:31HubbeKing: Perhaps it's an attractive delivery pokemon and she's into that?
🔗 13:32napsterthegrey: *Johto region
🔗 13:32 PhoenixMelior: ohh, let's please stay away from bestiality if we could
🔗 13:32 PhoenixMelior: man mom is on a TEAR today
🔗 13:32 Omega_Lairon: I always figured a proper mail service would just use a team of Abra or something. Teleportin' s*** all around in fractions of seconds
🔗 13:32 ExachixKitsune: MOM
🔗 13:32 waZelda: Pokélivery?
🔗 13:32rikadyn: Ship Shipleys Shipping Service
🔗 13:32Zotamedu: Hi Heather, hi chat.
🔗 13:33HubbeKing: "Mom for christ's sakes that's three times in a DAY"
🔗 13:33 EncanisMal3k: I can't imagine how necessary a delivery service would truly be, or, if it is needed, I can't imagine it's expensive. Since, y'know, Fly.
🔗 13:33 TXC2: hello Zotamedu welcome
🔗 13:33 TStodden: I don't know if Escargo Express would expand beyond Eagleland...
🔗 13:33 embyrr922: Mom, it's okay, you can call us without spending our money to justify it
🔗 13:33flikerz1: the STAMPler delivery service?
🔗 13:33 mtvcdm: 'Hi, dear! I spent your money again! Please send more!'
🔗 13:33 GDwarf: Hm, fly is an HM, but it doesn't have a badge requirement, does it?
🔗 13:33Camthelion: Can Mom get to 15? Lol
🔗 13:33 Mooriarty: mom may have a problem.
🔗 13:33SquareDotCube: you know what
🔗 13:33 GDwarf:
Still, Fly and Teleport only go to Pokemon Centers.
🔗 13:34Zotamedu: I'm doing well.
🔗 13:34lightspeeddash: there's probably some money marker that she'll buy things if she accumulates X amount of money per battle, and the battles now are getting to the point where the percentage is easily getting to that benchmark
🔗 13:34SquareDotCube: maybe she just need a surprise visit back in New Bark
🔗 13:34 Mangledpixel: Quick Attack Deliveries
🔗 13:34 ExachixKitsune: Poke Cart - the Poke Mart Shipping agency
🔗 13:34 Omega_Lairon: Delibird. Obviously. It's like it's entire function/purpose in life
🔗 13:34 mtvcdm: Why do we give Mom access to our bank account?
🔗 13:34flikerz1: the anime had pidgy mail..
🔗 13:34lightspeeddash: to save money
🔗 13:34 TXC2: I feel unions would stop people from using pokemons in a company
🔗 13:34 DennyMcG: Once there's 5 unclaimed packages, she won't call any more
🔗 13:34 Mooriarty: surprising there isn't a delivery-pokemon actually
🔗 13:34IndigoVitare: Pokémon Delivery Service: Make a pokemon hold what you're sending. Deposit it in the PC. Withdraw at destination. Remove delivered item.
🔗 13:34 Selenes92: DILLY BAR!
🔗 13:34 GDwarf: TXC2: Nah, we see lots of Pokemon doing construction and the like
🔗 13:34 Zyme86: Rappidash postal service
🔗 13:34lightspeeddash: you mean Delibird Mooriarty?
🔗 13:34omensGenesis: Omega_Lairon uhhh, except for the fact that 3 out of 4 times you would get a bomb instead of the intended parcel
🔗 13:35 Selenes92: Oh... she said Delibird, my bad. *goes back in hole*
🔗 13:35dialMforMara: Edgar? I wanna know who chooses character names for Pokemon translations.
🔗 13:35napsterthegrey: Surf Pikachu for water travel
🔗 13:35ArkhamArchivist: ponyta express
🔗 13:35 PhoenixMelior: in Pokemon Ruby Wingull is used as a delivery bird
🔗 13:35 EncanisMal3k: Zyme86- Ponyta Express?
🔗 13:35 TXC2:
Gdwarf construction has a bad union then
🔗 13:35 waZelda: Nidoran Mail
🔗 13:35Sektor88: yes, carrir pidgey service
🔗 13:35Mowdownjoe shoves a Dilly Bar down Selenes92's throat.
🔗 13:35 EncanisMal3k: Amazon Primeape?
🔗 13:35Namboto: delibird is a delivery pokemon and also santa
🔗 13:35 Zyme86: @Encanismal3k Exactly what I was thinking I coulnd't get the name right
🔗 13:35 TStodden: Omega, you got something there, as Delibird are born to deliver stuff from their bag.
🔗 13:35SquareDotCube: Farfetch'd Delivery
🔗 13:35 Selenes92: Rapidash is the express version of Ponyta Delivery
🔗 13:35 Omega_Lairon:
"Slowpoke Mail - when you really couldn't give half a s*** if you mail even ever arrives at all."
🔗 13:35Zotamedu: Anybody here good with electronics?
🔗 13:36 Mooriarty: Lightspeeddash, hm. never made that connection. doesn't seem to have any features for it as well, just the nickname
🔗 13:36rikadyn: delibird sounds ike what you'd get from a deli at about a [8]
🔗 13:36IndigoVitare: Nidoran Mail. You need to say it out loud
🔗 13:36lightspeeddash:
Delibird has an exclusived move called Present i think Delibird wins
🔗 13:36 TStodden: What's Slugma's evo?
🔗 13:36flikerz1: that poor sheep. its death cry was so sad.
🔗 13:36 TXC2:
Indigovitare yellow card
🔗 13:36 DennyMcG: Magcargo
🔗 13:36 Zyme86: Legendary delivery. We'll be there before you can count to Moltres
🔗 13:36valdinzar25: hypno's hypno therapy
🔗 13:36 DennyMcG: Rock/Fire type
🔗 13:37lightspeeddash:
MagCargo 
🔗 13:37dialMforMara: IndigoVitare, I don't get....AAAAARGH
🔗 13:37 waZelda: I imagine a logo with a fast ball atop a letter
🔗 13:37angelofdust337: you know I think I might asked this before but I can't remember the answer. Does anyone in these games name their pokemon besides the Player character?
🔗 13:37 Omega_Lairon:
Would you say it looks... Bell-awesome?
🔗 13:37 LRRbot: Quote #690: "That guy barfed on me!" —Paul [2015-09-16]
🔗 13:37 EncanisMal3k: Don't forget the Porygon evolution series taking care of the email.
🔗 13:37 Selenes92: Not Mastercard, Magicard
🔗 13:37IndigoVitare: TXC2 She literally asked for puns!
🔗 13:37 Selenes92: Delibird now accepts Magicard payments
🔗 13:37SquareDotCube: KangasCarrier
🔗 13:37dialMforMara: angelofdust337, there's a guy in Red who teaches you to trade Pokemon. You get one with a name from him
🔗 13:37 Random_Robin: Where are we going to catch a pokemon on this route?
🔗 13:37SquareDotCube: or KangasKarrier
🔗 13:38valdinzar25: the cards come in standard and shiny magikarp colors
🔗 13:38 Selenes92: It's a shame that Delibird Delivery Services doesn't accept Visachu.
🔗 13:38 TStodden: MagCargo Express... now with Burninated Class (when you don't care when OR what condition it arrives)!
🔗 13:38 Random_Robin: The grass is in the middle of the water
🔗 13:38flikerz1:
the grass is in tge middke, you need to surf.
🔗 13:38 embyrr922: iirc there's an island in the middle of the lake
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior: there is, you have to surf to find it
🔗 13:38 PhoenixMelior: it's off to the side in the middle of the lake I think
🔗 13:38angelofdust337: Dialmformara Now I just want to think of a reason why he's the only guy who bothered to name his
🔗 13:38 TXC2:
grass in the water = seaweed?
🔗 13:39 Omega_Lairon: "Sorry, we don't take Luvdiscover Card"
🔗 13:39 Selenes92: I'm sorry I couldn't make my payments today, I got all Tanglea'd up
🔗 13:39 Zyme86: sudowoodo lumbar deliver agency
🔗 13:39 DennyMcG: I'm trying to remember what's on this route
🔗 13:39 PhoenixMelior: ok you need to stop now lairon lol
🔗 13:39 DennyMcG: but all I can remember is Weepinbell
🔗 13:39lightspeeddash:
how is your Verizion phone service?
🔗 13:39 PhoenixMelior: I can't recall. Is that the only lake?
🔗 13:39 ExachixKitsune: For news: Ninetails' Nine Tales
🔗 13:39SquareDotCube: Deoxys Club
🔗 13:39 DennyMcG: Yeah phoenix
🔗 13:39unknowngamer88: are pokeballs actually in-universe matter-to-energy converters? because once you have that tech a whole slew of problems/solutions arises
🔗 13:39dialMforMara: Zyme86, only synthetic wood
🔗 13:40lightspeeddash: Tangela and then TANGROWTH
🔗 13:40 Random_Robin: Straight down from the left of the fisher
🔗 13:40EricTheOrange: @Unknowngamer88 it's best not to think to much about it.
🔗 13:40lightspeeddash: more like TangSwole
🔗 13:40kronopticon: do the delivery companies accept payments via paypalpitoad?
🔗 13:41 TStodden: We should stop using Electrodes in our sensitive stuff... It's wrecking havoc with our stock.
🔗 13:41unknowngamer88: EricTheOrange yeah, I know but with everyone talking about how mail would work I got stuck on that part of it
🔗 13:41lightspeeddash:
have we run into any of the legendary 
s?
🔗 13:41 Zyme86: aaaaaand lick tung
🔗 13:41EricTheOrange: YAY
🔗 13:41 embyrr922:
🔗 13:41 Pariahwulfen: chat replay, really?
🔗 13:42lightspeeddash: they wanted the nickname Votter
🔗 13:42 Pariahwulfen: also, no Kirby this week?
🔗 13:42kronopticon: ahh a girls best friend.
🔗 13:42 PhoenixMelior: you're not going to kill it easily - Lickitung is kind of tanky
🔗 13:42SquareDotCube:
Fly you fool!
🔗 13:42 TXC2: Pariahwulfen kriby was a break from pokemon
🔗 13:42lightspeeddash: brb this is gonna take a while lol
🔗 13:43 EncanisMal3k: Lickitung dgaf
🔗 13:43Hingadora: Oh. /Tanky/
🔗 13:43IndigoVitare: are we getting a Lickilicky? OMG
🔗 13:43SquareDotCube: yeah we lucked out
🔗 13:43 PhoenixMelior: if we can catch it
🔗 13:43Hingadora: Was tabbed out and distracted.
🔗 13:43 Pariahwulfen: I knew it was a break, I didn't know it was a one week pallet cleanse
🔗 13:43angelofdust337:
Squaredotcube You really missed one there
🔗 13:43SquareDotCube: and good thing too because we really don't want dupes this late in the game
🔗 13:43Hingadora: I heard that as 'Lickitung is kinky' >.>
🔗 13:44 Omega_Lairon: Another move evolution, btw. Needs to (re?)learn Rollout
🔗 13:44 Mooriarty: "22:26 VoicedOtter: sadly I have to go now, but for my name for pokemon me could you use Votter for me heather?" <-before they left
🔗 13:44 DennyMcG: I never understood why it was Rollouut
🔗 13:44 PhoenixMelior: I was about to say that
🔗 13:44 DennyMcG: like Ancientpower makes sense for Mamoswine or Yanmega.
🔗 13:44 TXC2: Loadingreadyrun Voicedotter wanted "Votter" for the name
🔗 13:44 All_mankind: wait, didn't i see that tongue guy in Resident Evil?
🔗 13:45kronopticon: saliva that sticks to ANYTHING? all i can imagine is just a tongue with LOADS of crap stuck to it
🔗 13:45SquareDotCube: Now we can paralyze things
🔗 13:45kronopticon: or just the old stuck to a lamppost
🔗 13:45SquareDotCube: and make them feel awkward
🔗 13:45 Mooriarty: new fraaand :>
🔗 13:46 PhoenixMelior:
so many normal types
🔗 13:46 miniwak: hey everyone
🔗 13:46 TXC2: hello Miniwak welcome
🔗 13:46Mowdownjoe: WHO DAT
🔗 13:46 All_mankind: normal pokemon normal walk?
🔗 13:46 PhoenixMelior: I'm really used to pink = normal that I can't exactly shake that
🔗 13:47 PhoenixMelior: even now with the addition of fairy type
🔗 13:47 Mooriarty: so srs
🔗 13:47SquareDotCube: I'm sure getting licked by a Lickitung is quite traumatic.
🔗 13:47 PhoenixMelior: lagging tail makes you slower I believe
🔗 13:47Namboto: it's because it's pink, isn't it
🔗 13:47IndigoVitare: I think it makes you go LAST, not just slower
🔗 13:47kronopticon: lagging tail sounds like a medical condition
🔗 13:47dialMforMara: SquareDotCube, it was in the cartoon
🔗 13:47rowwie1991: the lagging tail halves your speed i believe
🔗 13:48rowwie1991: Correnction you always will go last
🔗 13:48 PhoenixMelior: mmm, Chople
🔗 13:48 EncanisMal3k: I feel like Kadabra, Alakazam, Lickitung, and Lickilicky should all get a special bonus against the Vanilluxe family. Because ice cream.
🔗 13:48lightspeeddash: so was the catching successful?
🔗 13:48 TXC2: so we still had repel up when we got votter?
🔗 13:48SquareDotCube:
If anyone remembers the pokecombo thing from over a year ago, choosing Likitung was largely comedic for what you got
🔗 13:49 Zyme86: Must be saturday, the farmer's market was open and everything looked so good
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: yes - Votter was the same level as Streambros
🔗 13:49 Featherweight_: So many berries
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: repel doesn't work on "strong pokemon"
🔗 13:49lightspeeddash: lets get a Sneasel
🔗 13:49 Random_Robin: Another Zubat
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: Swinub would be good
🔗 13:49lightspeeddash: oooh a swinub
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: personally have my fingers crossed for Swinub
🔗 13:49 Mooriarty: more bats! bats are awesome
🔗 13:49lightspeeddash:
Mamoswine 
🔗 13:49 Splash4Mirrodin: Swinub!
🔗 13:49Mowdownjoe: C'mon Jinx or Swinub!
🔗 13:49 PhoenixMelior: but who's pokemon is it?
🔗 13:49SquareDotCube: oh yes, we should try for a Snesel
🔗 13:49EricTheOrange: YAY SWINUB! swinub is sooooooo cute.
🔗 13:49 DennyMcG:
Mamoswine 
🔗 13:50 embyrr922:
Endure is so 
ing annoying
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: but probably Another Zubat FeelsBadMan
🔗 13:50rowwie1991:
Swinub FTW
🔗 13:50 jonlevir: Try not to die
🔗 13:50 Selenes92: I need to write someone a checkling
🔗 13:50 Featherweight_: Good sign. Very safe cave.
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: aww ok
🔗 13:50 TXC2: next up is farleyf
🔗 13:50SquareDotCube: actually, Heather needs to try for some night streams so she gets a chance on nocturnal pokemon
🔗 13:50IndigoVitare: I think Sneasel is either Mt Silver or Dark Cave
🔗 13:50kronopticon: Lickitung is so screwed if he licks the ice
🔗 13:50Mowdownjoe: Sneasel isn't until much later, isn't it?
🔗 13:50lightspeeddash: i dunno its ice
🔗 13:50 embyrr922: I believe Sneasel is in victory road?
🔗 13:50 Juliamon: Sneasel is Mt Silver, pretty sure
🔗 13:50 Random_Robin: Zubat, Golbat, Jynx, Swinub, Delibird
🔗 13:50 TStodden: Ice Cave... Lickitongue's Nightmare.
🔗 13:50 LRRbot: Talk to a certain door to get you into the room.
🔗 13:50 jonlevir: !badadvice
🔗 13:50 LRRbot: Try dying more.
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: once we catch new friend we should just put Marcanius or Edroach in front
🔗 13:51 EncanisMal3k: Delibird!
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: DAMMIT
🔗 13:51Mowdownjoe: DAMNIT
🔗 13:51 Splash4Mirrodin: Dang
🔗 13:51EricTheOrange: boooooooo, not swinub : (
🔗 13:51dialMforMara: Dilly Bird! DILLY BIRD!
🔗 13:51 PhoenixMelior: this could be problematic
🔗 13:51rowwie1991: shady??
🔗 13:51 mtvcdm: Dilly bird!
🔗 13:51unknowngamer88: Dilly bird is an excellent nickname
🔗 13:51 TXC2: woah, streamBros through SHADE there
🔗 13:51 jedijon110: dllybar
🔗 13:51 jonlevir: Dilly Bird!
🔗 13:51lightspeeddash: DILLY BIRD
🔗 13:51 Zyme86: DILLY BAR WHO WANTS A DILLY BAR
🔗 13:51Mowdownjoe: I liked Dilly bird as a kid. Now? Meh.
🔗 13:51 Mooriarty: we found the perfect pokemon for mom
🔗 13:51 jedijon110: dilly bare
🔗 13:52angelofdust337: And the chat roars
🔗 13:52 jedijon110: dilly bar
🔗 13:52 EncanisMal3k: Dellibirb
🔗 13:52kronopticon: delibird. so named because of the deli sandwiches is keeps wrapped in its tail.
🔗 13:52SquareDotCube: You might want to hold off on the road between Saffron and Celadon until you're able to have a night stream past 6PM.
🔗 13:52lightspeeddash: Dilly BIRD
🔗 13:52SquareDotCube: If you do, you get chances for Mrukow and Houndoom.
🔗 13:52 mtvcdm: This was the exact Pokemon half of chat was waiting for and didn't know it.
🔗 13:52 EncanisMal3k: I really like delibird
🔗 13:52 Selenes92: Dillybar
🔗 13:52 Selenes92: Name it Dillybar
🔗 13:53 DennyMcG: I don't like Delibird
🔗 13:53 shurtal: Dillybar?
🔗 13:53 Splash4Mirrodin: Dillybird
🔗 13:53 DennyMcG: Because it doesn't get much worse than Ice/Flying
🔗 13:53 mtvcdm: Remember we're naming it after subscribers.
🔗 13:53 shurtal: Dillybar with and exclimation
🔗 13:53 Mooriarty: they're not in the nicklist, so no :s
🔗 13:53 PhoenixMelior: I was hoping for a useful pickup lol
🔗 13:53 All_mankind: welcome to Delibird county
🔗 13:53lightspeeddash: whelp gg no farleyf no dilly bird
🔗 13:53IndigoVitare: DennyMcG it doesn't get much worse than Ice. You could end the statement there
🔗 13:53 EncanisMal3k: We can always change the name at the Name Rater
🔗 13:53 RAICx: No capital F?
🔗 13:54 embyrr922: Ugh, I don't wanna go to the dentist.
🔗 13:54lightspeeddash:
why would you use a capital f? 
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior: Hey chat - we didn't grab a pokemon on route 45 or 46 already did we?
🔗 13:54 embyrr922: I wanna stay and watch pokeymans
🔗 13:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (1:05 from now).
🔗 13:54 PhoenixMelior:
capital
🔗 13:54 TXC2: Embyrr922 Go, or you'll end up with teeth like mine
🔗 13:54SquareDotCube: And remember, if you don't like it, we're coming up to the town that has the Name Rater so it can be changed when he's on
🔗 13:54 TXC2: hint, mine are ***
🔗 13:54Mowdownjoe: And just like the famous Dilly Bar that was shoved into Adam's face, no one asked for this Delibird.
🔗 13:55 Random_Robin: PhoenixMelior We're on our way there now?
🔗 13:55 kimjappas: is this a nuzlocke?
🔗 13:55 kimjappas: Thanks!
🔗 13:55 PhoenixMelior: @Random_robin it'll be the next new route we go to
🔗 13:55 PhoenixMelior: after ice path
🔗 13:55Mowdownjoe: DILLY BIRD
🔗 13:56 TXC2: modest, yet proud?
🔗 13:56lightspeeddash:
its a presentable bird
🔗 13:56kronopticon: SOOO PROWD!
🔗 13:56EleventhOcean: DILLY
🔗 13:56 EncanisMal3k: DILLYBIRB
🔗 13:56IndigoVitare: apparently TPP just beat Clair with Noctowl. So things are looking good for Streambro's chances
🔗 13:56 jonlevir: Dilly Bird!
🔗 13:56lightspeeddash: DILLY BIRD
🔗 13:56Mowdownjoe: IT'S DILLY BIRD NOW
🔗 13:56 kimjappas: BILLYDURB
🔗 13:56rowwie1991: delibird learns some good TM Moves...
🔗 13:56lightspeeddash: BILLY DERP
🔗 13:56EricTheOrange: DILLY BERD
🔗 13:56 Selenes92: Dillyderp
🔗 13:56Sektor88: dilly bid has ice, but not ice cream. how sad
🔗 13:56 vorox4: Hello, Heather, Hello, Chat.
🔗 13:56 jonlevir: Hi Ian!
🔗 13:57 TXC2: hello Vorox4 welcome
🔗 13:57 jonlevir: hi vorox
🔗 13:57lightspeeddash:
Horner Corner preview
🔗 13:57unknowngamer88: LILLY DERD
🔗 13:57SquareDotCube:
Drowzee, perfect pokemon for Ian
🔗 13:57 Zyme86: COMMERCIAL SIGN!
🔗 13:57 PhoenixMelior: why is Drowzee the perfect Ian Pokemon?
🔗 13:57RigJuice: Are these the droids I'm looking for?
🔗 13:58 vorox4: I'm making a grixis highlander list, it's fun.
🔗 13:58 DennyMcG: Because Ian is secretly a tapir.
🔗 13:58 PhoenixMelior: also do we know what Ian is playing tonight?
🔗 13:59Saunabath: Huh, it's a laggy advertisement for ArcheAge. I like that they show what the playing experience may be like
🔗 14:01kronopticon: DRIBILED!
🔗 14:01 Omega_Lairon: Man... in the literal 5 minutes it took to drive mum to work, some buttweiner ganked my parking spot. Presumably to get all day free parking and take a train into the city to work for the next 10 hours+
🔗 14:01 EncanisMal3k: direblid
🔗 14:01 PhoenixMelior: is it your spot? Can you call some sort of authority?
🔗 14:01SquareDotCube: Another good pokemon for Ian? Psyduck
🔗 14:02 Omega_Lairon: PhoenixMelior - well... not literally *my* sport, but it's directly outside the house and I'm there like 90% of any given day : \
🔗 14:02 Omega_Lairon:
It's *implied*
🔗 14:02 TXC2: and we're back
🔗 14:02 DennyMcG: Set fire to their car.
🔗 14:02 Splash4Mirrodin: ^
🔗 14:02 mtvcdm: Tactical rocket nukes.
🔗 14:02 TXC2: no, you repaint the car
🔗 14:02 mtvcdm: The tactic is to nuke their car.
🔗 14:02 DennyMcG: With poop.
🔗 14:03 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (56m from now).
🔗 14:03 mtvcdm: Nuclear poop, you say?
🔗 14:03 TXC2:
the radoen shits, if you will
🔗 14:03 Nightvalien28: orbital nuke poop
🔗 14:03 Nightvalien28: go to the highest building you can find and fling
🔗 14:04SquareDotCube: Alternatively, petition to tear down whatever local eyesore that's around and put a much-needed parking garage in
🔗 14:04EricTheOrange: swinub so cute
🔗 14:04 Omega_Lairon: Sabotage an airplane's toilet... hit 'em from upper atmosphere
🔗 14:04 waZelda: For most pokemon, that move is useless
🔗 14:04 GreyFox0012: !next
🔗 14:04 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (55m from now).
🔗 14:04 LRRbot: Avoid the Pew Pews.
🔗 14:04SquareDotCube: You're really snubbing these Swinubs
🔗 14:04 Mooriarty: ohai swinub, how nice of you to show up
🔗 14:05 Splash4Mirrodin: !badadvice
🔗 14:05 LRRbot: Throw yourself off a cliff.
🔗 14:05dialMforMara: Chip's Challenge!
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: We should teach that to Edroach over Surf at the next town
🔗 14:06 embyrr922: !badadvice
🔗 14:06 LRRbot: Let him live he'll give you a katana.
🔗 14:06kronopticon: frozen waterfall.
🔗 14:06SquareDotCube: You'll need Waterfall to get deeper in these later caves
🔗 14:06 AdmiralMemo: Well, you get what you pay for... My $1.29 USB charger I bought last month broke.
🔗 14:06 PhoenixMelior: can Lickitung learn surf?
🔗 14:07 Random_Robin: I think someone can learn surf
🔗 14:07 PhoenixMelior: yup ,yup it can
🔗 14:07SquareDotCube: Gen II's HMs are weird
🔗 14:07SquareDotCube: given half of them are water-based
🔗 14:07IndigoVitare: Lickitung future MVP confirmed
🔗 14:07 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:06:41.
🔗 14:07kronopticon: It was AN HM
🔗 14:07 TXC2: well, I'm off
🔗 14:07 TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
🔗 14:08 DennyMcG: goodnight Txc2
🔗 14:08 Mooriarty: I hope you're not standing around in an ice cave bare foot old man
🔗 14:08 Omega_Lairon: He acknowledges that his life is empty and meaningless without the latest Air Jordans
🔗 14:08 Nightvalien28: good night TXC2
🔗 14:08 DennyMcG: When he tries to enjoy waterfalls, his current shoes stab his feet.
🔗 14:08SquareDotCube: I don't think Waterfall works the same way as Surf?
🔗 14:08kronopticon: more like Waterfall Jordans.
🔗 14:10SquareDotCube: cue missed Crocs joke
🔗 14:10 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: Surf, transports you along the surface of the water. Waterfall, destroys all you've ever held dear.
🔗 14:10 PhoenixMelior: Waterfall is a physical move in this gen
🔗 14:10 PhoenixMelior: better for gyarados
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: Bratmon was
🔗 14:11IndigoVitare: can flinch too
🔗 14:11 embyrr922: I was the strength pokemon
🔗 14:11 Frylock72: Man, that Hyper Fang is nuts.
🔗 14:11 mtvcdm: So question, chat: is it acceptable for my local sushi place to still have Christmas decorations up?
🔗 14:11 PhoenixMelior: mtvcdm NO
🔗 14:11 waZelda: No, Christmas is very over
🔗 14:11 Frylock72: @mtvcdm, Even ironically it's in bad taste.
🔗 14:11 RAICx: Woooo, I've been able to put a little money in my savings account for the first time in almost a year!
🔗 14:11 Splash4Mirrodin: NOt even close
🔗 14:12SquareDotCube:
the better question - Is there a better sushi place in town?
🔗 14:12 waZelda: For everyone, has the stores started selling Easter candy where you are?
🔗 14:12 16Bitmason: as long as the foods good ... meh
🔗 14:12 Frylock72: The convenience stores around here have.
🔗 14:12 PhoenixMelior: yes wazelda
🔗 14:12 PhoenixMelior: when even is easter
🔗 14:12 GDwarf: Wazelda: Weeks ago
🔗 14:12SquareDotCube: Not taking down Christmas decorations is.. not a good sign of maintaing a business
🔗 14:12kronopticon: How dare you shun the christmas spirit!
🔗 14:12 16Bitmason: oh ya like in january
🔗 14:13IndigoVitare: last year Easter stuff came into the store Christmas Eve, and went out just before the New Years. It was a little later this year though
🔗 14:13 Juliamon: No point in not selling Easter candy when it's already been produced, it's not getting any fresher
🔗 14:13 Omega_Lairon: Oh sure, we've had chocolate rabbits f***in' everywhere since... New Years'
🔗 14:13 mtvcdm: Oh yes. The Peeps are already in position.
🔗 14:13SquareDotCube: Yellow card, Omega
🔗 14:13 Omega_Lairon: There is is : p
🔗 14:13 Frylock72: Easter Sunday is March 27th, @PhoenixMelior
🔗 14:13 mtvcdm: I'll spare the Moonbase a hand-delivered Peeps shipment this year.
🔗 14:13 PhoenixMelior: oh hey that means I get a holiday next month
🔗 14:13kronopticon: maybe the tallest guy put em up. got fired and then noone else can reach??
🔗 14:14 Frylock72: Ladders exist.
🔗 14:14SquareDotCube: Easter is just a culling of said chocolate rabbits.
🔗 14:14 waZelda: While it isn't a top priority, it means you are behind on the things that are top priority
🔗 14:14 16Bitmason: we used to get peeps in alberta
🔗 14:14 PhoenixMelior: did we?
🔗 14:14 PhoenixMelior: I don't remember them
🔗 14:14 Frylock72: I'm all for procrastination, but let's call it what it is.
🔗 14:14 16Bitmason: i have not seen them in a while. we still might have them
🔗 14:14kronopticon: Ladders are a mystery to them.
🔗 14:14Katiegrant1909: Hai
🔗 14:15 GDwarf: Super Fang, like Hyper Fang, only not
🔗 14:15 Omega_Lairon: Super Fang isn't great... situational against pain in the butt walls
🔗 14:15 waZelda: LEARN IT! So good for catching
🔗 14:15 PhoenixMelior: we don't need super fang
🔗 14:15 DennyMcG: Super Fang is okay
🔗 14:15 PhoenixMelior: we have other pokemon to catch things
🔗 14:15 Omega_Lairon: Oh yeah, also catching stuff
🔗 14:15 DennyMcG: I use it on a competitive Crobat
🔗 14:15SquareDotCube: We could move Cut to someone else
🔗 14:15 mtvcdm: I mean, it's good sushi. My lunch today was one of their special rolls (shrimp tempura/sliver of cucumber inside, smoked salmon/eel sauce/wasabi sauce outside).
🔗 14:15 PhoenixMelior: but HMs can't be deleted like this
🔗 14:16 Random_Robin: We could give Cut Surf and Waterfall to a tentacool
🔗 14:16 PhoenixMelior: we need to get to the next town to delete HM moves
🔗 14:16 waZelda: All the moves except Cut are pretty useful though... Hm...
🔗 14:16 Frylock72: I've tried weirder.
🔗 14:16 mtvcdm: That's what it said on the menu, Omega.
🔗 14:17kronopticon: Pokemans should not learn stuff! *Beats pokemon across the head with a frying pan*
🔗 14:17 Omega_Lairon: Probably just soy sauce or a variant thereof then
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: I'd say Borin but you should delete cut for that sooooo
🔗 14:17SquareDotCube: That's probably the one thing that irks me still - I'd six moves instead of four at this point
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: Lickitung?
🔗 14:17SquareDotCube: *l'd like six move
🔗 14:17 16Bitmason: can ratacate learn streagth? its be ok on him too i think
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: I feel like six is too many
🔗 14:17 PhoenixMelior: Persona does 8 moves but you can also learn passives, so that's why
🔗 14:18 GDwarf: I say remove the move limits! 2^64 moves for all!
🔗 14:18 Omega_Lairon: There are mutliple answers to the "HM move" problem. I'm fond of the "make them into items" idea myself. The "dedicated extra slot(s) just for HM moves" works too
🔗 14:18 mtvcdm: Yeah, more or less a variant of soy sauce.
🔗 14:18 Random_Robin: We don't really need Quick Attack
🔗 14:18 PhoenixMelior: Surf is a great move though, as is Waterfall
🔗 14:18 Random_Robin: On Robin I mean
🔗 14:18 Frylock72: @Omega_Lairon, It seems to be a mix of soy sauce, mirin (a wine) and white sugar, according to this one site.
🔗 14:18 16Bitmason: quick attack is good in nuzlocks tho i fine
🔗 14:18 waZelda: Quick attack can be really nice in a pinch
🔗 14:18 16Bitmason: can realy save the day
🔗 14:18SquareDotCube: Alternatively, what would be neat is if you could store learned moves in a sort of "Blank TM" item.
🔗 14:19kronopticon: its good to have like 1 "utility pokemon" so youve always got the stuff
🔗 14:19 GDwarf: HMs are a bad idea. Turning them into items makes sense, as does just giving the badges magical powers
🔗 14:19SquareDotCube: so if you're not sure if you want it now, you can store it and wait for later.
🔗 14:19 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: There is the move-teaching-NPC-person in every game
🔗 14:19 DennyMcG: Yeah, that's just the move relearner
🔗 14:20 16Bitmason: it be ok on the apom thing as well
🔗 14:20SquareDotCube: But is that for skipped moves as well?
🔗 14:20 PhoenixMelior: yes
🔗 14:20 PhoenixMelior: what item do we need for the move relearner though?
🔗 14:20 DennyMcG: Heart Scale probably
🔗 14:20 DennyMcG: that's what it is is most gens
🔗 14:21 PhoenixMelior: astonish is nice
🔗 14:21 16Bitmason: ditch fury swipes?
🔗 14:21 PhoenixMelior: it allows txc2 to hit ghost types just in case
🔗 14:21 eatenbyagrue1988: @Dennymcg it's mushrooms in FR/LG though
🔗 14:21 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: I believe so?
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: i'd ditch astonish its power is too low to be good even against ghost types
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: OR do we have Technician?
🔗 14:21 Omega_Lairon: I'd probably ditch swipes... but then I really dislike "2-5 hits" moves. Always gettin' lowballed
🔗 14:21 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: I don't think the game tracks what moves your Pokemon once knew, instead it just checks against its level
🔗 14:21 PhoenixMelior: LSD it says pickup right there lol
🔗 14:21lightspeeddash: oh lol then ditch astonish
🔗 14:21 eatenbyagrue1988: @Omega_lairon except Rollout. Rollout is incredible
🔗 14:22SquareDotCube: Eh, I say the Blank TM idea is better because you don't have to travel to a destination just to teach (or re-teach) something
🔗 14:22 16Bitmason: its not like strenghtn is a ban move on normay pokemon it is 80 dmg and then stab as well
🔗 14:22 GDwarf: Eatenbyagrue1988: Rollout isn't what he's talking about. Rollout is a 5-turn move, he's talking about one-turn, multi-hit moves
🔗 14:22 eatenbyagrue1988: @Gdwarf Oh. Yeah, eff those moves then.
🔗 14:22 PhoenixMelior: I always get screwed by fury swipes
🔗 14:22lightspeeddash: flip a coin with Astonish/Fury Swipes cuz if one stays the other is leaving next level up
🔗 14:23 eatenbyagrue1988: it's one of those "always really good when the AI uses them, but sucks for you" moves
🔗 14:23lightspeeddash: well next time we learn a new move
🔗 14:23 PhoenixMelior: we do not need waterfall
🔗 14:23 PhoenixMelior: that can wait
🔗 14:23 Omega_Lairon: Oddly enough though, i actually really like magnitude, which is *similar* to a 2-5 hit thing. I guess it at least feels like you're always getting at least adequate damage off it
🔗 14:23SquareDotCube: And to add upon the Blank TMs, there can be a mechanic where you can combine TMs to make new TMs
🔗 14:23 16Bitmason: no waterfall is no0t needed for a while
🔗 14:23lightspeeddash: no waterfall unless you want to explore Mt. Mortar which you need to beat the 8th gym anyway lol
🔗 14:23 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: I always get low-rolled on magnitude
🔗 14:24 GDwarf: Eatenbyagrue1988: I wonder if anyone's ever tested the Pokemon RNG to see if it's fair
🔗 14:24 GDwarf: I feel like it isn't
🔗 14:24 eatenbyagrue1988: @Gdwarf I know that the RNG is like the one in XCOM if you don't turn on save scumming
🔗 14:24 PhoenixMelior: regarding the next town - it's possible we can get a Dratini somewhere called the Dragon's Den if we use repels while we're in there, if that interests you Heather
🔗 14:24 eatenbyagrue1988: but I feel if anyone would know, it's the people who write Bulbapedia
🔗 14:25 DennyMcG: Gdwarf if you do the competitive battling spots like the Maison in XY/ORAS cheats like hell
🔗 14:25SquareDotCube: This is where trainers come to learn how to Johto Drift
🔗 14:25SquareDotCube:
🔗 14:25 DennyMcG: the RNG cheats that is
🔗 14:25 eatenbyagrue1988: @Squaredotcube BOO
🔗 14:25 Splash4Mirrodin: !yellowcard SquareDotCube
🔗 14:25 PhoenixMelior: Kanto Drift would have been better
🔗 14:26SquareDotCube: But it's not in Kanto
🔗 14:26 eatenbyagrue1988: I know this isn't Feed Dump, but can we call pun foul on @Squaredotcube
🔗 14:26 PhoenixMelior: yet.
🔗 14:26 PhoenixMelior: @Eatenbyagrue1988 always
🔗 14:26 PhoenixMelior: we hand out yellow cards all the time
🔗 14:27SquareDotCube: It's a good source of Lightning Energy.
🔗 14:27SquareDotCube:
🔗 14:27 Zaghrog: I was actually thinking that too
🔗 14:28 Anubis169: meow...
🔗 14:28SquareDotCube: Oh Strength, how welcome it was when you didn't have to use it every time to move a boulder in Gen II
🔗 14:28 Splash4Mirrodin gives Anubis169 nip
🔗 14:28 16Bitmason: down?
🔗 14:28 BusTed: That was pretty annoying, SquareDotCube.
🔗 14:28 Random_Robin: Take your running shoes off
🔗 14:29 waZelda: There is space below the hole
🔗 14:30 All_mankind: am i the only one having flashbacks to the ice caves in Diablo 2?
🔗 14:30 Zaghrog: the boulder puzzles ruin that for me
🔗 14:30 Zaghrog: other than that, it is similar
🔗 14:30 eatenbyagrue1988: speaking of cheating RNGs
🔗 14:31 Zaghrog: maybe if the boulders were capped with snow, I might see them as the ice yetis
🔗 14:31 eatenbyagrue1988: XCOM 2's RNG is making me eat my mouse
🔗 14:31 Briars_the_fox: anyone else having issues getting steam to open?
🔗 14:31IndigoVitare: Xcom 2 uses the same RNG as Pokémon. 80% accuracy attacks have a 100% chance to miss
🔗 14:32 eatenbyagrue1988: ^ truth
🔗 14:32 eatenbyagrue1988: except this happened with 92% chance shots. On a flank. THREE TIMES.
🔗 14:32 eatenbyagrue1988: I'm not even playing on Commander
🔗 14:33 Omega_Lairon: See, crap like that with the RNG is why I only ever play with save scum mode... RNG wants to f*** me? Well I'll f*** it right back.
🔗 14:33 All_mankind: was it the same shot reloaded? cause i think you need a mod to make those random numbers actually be random
🔗 14:33 eatenbyagrue1988: @Omega_lairon is wise and speaks truth.
🔗 14:33 Zaghrog: Briars_the_fox not me, Steam seems to be fine here
🔗 14:33 eatenbyagrue1988: @All_mankind it was three different dudes
🔗 14:33 rf232: wasn't it xcom2 where thety prevented savescumming by fixing the rng seeded when you loaded a mission?
🔗 14:33 GDwarf: Indigovitare: Heh, no, the XCom RNG is *perfectly* fair
🔗 14:33 All_mankind: well then it's just garbage
🔗 14:34 GDwarf: rt232: Both of them do that, but it's not to prevent save scumming, it's so that you can replay turns and change one thing without leaving each step up to chance
🔗 14:34 DarkMorford: Fling is junk
🔗 14:34EricTheOrange: eh fling is meh
🔗 14:34 PhoenixMelior: don't teach fling
🔗 14:35 GDwarf: In fact, on Normal and lower difficulty, XCOM/XCOM2 cheat in favour of the player
🔗 14:35MrProfessorPerson: it's not good
🔗 14:35 Omega_Lairon: That said, even with a seeded RNG, you could *slightly* rejiggle your chances by messing with order of operations. For example, if Troop A is destined to ALWAYS miss a shot, try making troop B do something first, then A (supposedly) get a re-roll
🔗 14:35 All_mankind: that's about a 1:1600 shot, missing those three
🔗 14:35 PhoenixMelior: guess we're keeping astonish for a little while
🔗 14:35 eatenbyagrue1988: and to add insult to injury, XCOM 2 has Dodge which is like "Hit, but a *** hit"
🔗 14:35 embyrr922: Welp, bye all, I'm off to the dentist
🔗 14:35 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: No supposedly, I've done that several times
🔗 14:35 Splash4Mirrodin: Bye embyrr922, have fun?
🔗 14:35 GDwarf:
It's amusing how salty people get about a fair RNG.
🔗 14:35 DennyMcG: Fling is good in a very, very select handful of situations.
🔗 14:35 eatenbyagrue1988: @Gdwarf Same. But that makes missions take for-EVER when you're having a bad day
🔗 14:36Lycodrake: Mooriarty have you continued in the endeavor to survive?
🔗 14:36 DennyMcG: Like if you're holding Toxic Orb.
🔗 14:36 DennyMcG: and even then, it's one use only
🔗 14:36 Mooriarty: Lycodrake, ohai! sure did =)
🔗 14:36 eatenbyagrue1988: I still really enjoy XCOM 2 though. This must be how abusive relationships feel.
🔗 14:36Lycodrake: congrats, mr. crobatsmn
🔗 14:37 GDwarf: eatenbyagrue1988: XCOM 2 is perfectly fair, your analogy is wrong! :B
🔗 14:38 eatenbyagrue1988: @Gdwarf XCOM 2 is fair the same way China is an open and free democracy
🔗 14:38 waZelda: Is there a way around?
🔗 14:38 Random_Robin: Can you go around the long way
🔗 14:38 All_mankind: i want a mod that hacks your locked-in seed, not to change it, but just to replace the displayed hit "percentage" with a 1 or a 0. since the game already knows if you're going to hit or not. . .
🔗 14:38 DarkMorford:
Goodbye, Golbat
🔗 14:39Lycodrake: RIP all mooriarty's cousins, sisters, and brothers
🔗 14:39 Omega_Lairon: I forgot how legitimately tough this puzzle can be for people who haven't played it like a jillion times and have the answer memorised
🔗 14:39Rashagar:
eatenbyagrue1988, I wouldn't call it an abusive relationship, but possibly a bdsm one
🔗 14:39 GDwarf:
eatenbyagrue1988: It's totally fair. Failure is yer own fault.
🔗 14:39 cantwearusernames: <message deleted>GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG VIETCHAT
🔗 14:39 cantwearusernames: <message deleted>hi chat
🔗 14:39 Mooriarty: GDwarf, got any sources for the fair %? I'm genuinely interested why they keep fiddling with the rng
🔗 14:40 Omega_Lairon: Easy on the caps there, tiger
🔗 14:40 Escherichia3: harsh but fair
🔗 14:40 Zaghrog: that was a little too cheery for a good morning
🔗 14:40 cantwearusernames:
@Omega_lairon
🔗 14:40 GDwarf: All_mankind: It might not know until after you select "shoot"
🔗 14:40 All_mankind: maybe a little too enthusiastic but i like it
🔗 14:40SquareDotCube: You'll have to fall down the top-left hole for that
🔗 14:40 GDwarf: Mooriarty: Not offhand, but people extensively tested the RNG in 1 and it was fair on Hard and above, player-biased below that
🔗 14:40 cantwearusernames hangs @Omega_lairon is a poopy head sign
🔗 14:40SquareDotCube: or that
🔗 14:41 Omega_Lairon: "It's called lice, and mom says it's nothing to be ashamed of" : p
🔗 14:41 Mooriarty:
GDwarf, pretty sure I've seen people claim anti-player bias on the hardest modes with extensive testing as well 
🔗 14:41 eatenbyagrue1988: @Mooriarty those people must have the luck of the gods then
🔗 14:41 cantwearusernames: so I'm seeing a conversation about RNG and Xcom and it reminded me of a question I had. I saw a mod to change chance to hit to chance to miss and wouldn't that just be the opposite percentile. 80 percent chance to hit equals 20 percent chance to miss so why is that needed?
🔗 14:41 GDwarf: Mooriarty: Nah, I've seen the analysis before. Hard and above use a perfectly fair RNG
🔗 14:42 All_mankind: it's all in the seed, GDwarf. just gotta decode it
🔗 14:42 GDwarf: Cantwearusernames: Human perception sees 80% chance to hit as different from 20% chance to miss
🔗 14:42 PhoenixMelior: Nevermeltice huh, I think that means we're almost out
🔗 14:42 GDwarf: The former seems more likely to hit than it really is, the latter less likely to miss
🔗 14:42SquareDotCube: I imagine fixing the RNG/improper percentages was a top priority in XCOM 2
🔗 14:42 Juliamon: It's a glass half empty vs glass half full situation
🔗 14:42 GDwarf: *the latter more
🔗 14:43 GDwarf: Squaredotcube: XCOM 1 had a fair RNG
🔗 14:43 Sarah_Serinde: hullo friends
🔗 14:43DigitalSeahorse: I see a chat replay thingy now....does that mean heather's stream here will have two chats in it cause hers in on the screen now
🔗 14:44The_Quiet_Alestain:
Hullo Sarah_Serinde
🔗 14:44 GDwarf: Digitalseahorse: Yo Dawg...
🔗 14:44 DoktorNik: GDwarf : Xcom 1 on impossible had hidden stat bonuses, and also allowed enemies who rolled on crit to not have to roll on hit if they crit\
🔗 14:44 DoktorNik: ]fair*
🔗 14:44DigitalSeahorse not sure about being a dawg
🔗 14:44 GDwarf: Doktornik: Mm, I know that Hard had a fair RNG, I assumed Impossible did as well
🔗 14:45 EncanisMal3k: DigitalSeahorse- ......kitty?
🔗 14:45 DoktorNik: not the case at all, impossible was basically harder, smarter AI, and rigged rng rolls
🔗 14:45The_Quiet_Alestain: Human perception is funny sometimes. When I played an TabletopRPG where we where using percentages, I felt very unsure about rolls under 75%.
🔗 14:45shparky3920: Don't you love the sudden change in climate? Because that's how geography works
🔗 14:45 DennyMcG: That's why I don't gamble.
🔗 14:45DigitalSeahorse: my alterego is a duck
🔗 14:45 eatenbyagrue1988: @The_quiet_alestain I just tend not to like using chance, because my IRL luck is phenomenally bad
🔗 14:46 DennyMcG: I get bad rolls in RL RNG
🔗 14:46DigitalSeahorse flies away from hunting doge
🔗 14:46 Zaghrog: I wonder how much bad luck is a matter of perception
🔗 14:46The_Quiet_Alestain: @eatenbyagrue1988, tell me about it. I blame the dice more than one dead character.
🔗 14:46 CaffeinatedLemur: humans evolved as risk takers, many experiments show that we will gamble on big scores, and do not assess risk well
🔗 14:47 SkylerRingtail: !next
🔗 14:47 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (12m from now).
🔗 14:47 Zaghrog: most people get bad rolls IRL, it's a matter of how often you get them
🔗 14:47 eatenbyagrue1988: @The_quiet_alestain I've made it a habit to destroy "misbehaving" dice. With a hammer. And lighter fluid.
🔗 14:47 Mangledpixel: or maybe you have used the Move Deleter before, but he also deleted your memory
🔗 14:47 EncanisMal3k: Lickitung, or a tentacool?
🔗 14:47 All_mankind: based on history, taking risks has tended to work out seeing as we're still alive
🔗 14:47 PhoenixMelior: we could do Lickitung
🔗 14:47 PhoenixMelior: waterfall is just best on edroach
🔗 14:47 All_mankind: probabilities are meaningless to individual attempts though
🔗 14:48IndigoVitare: Dilly Bird?
🔗 14:48DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex!
🔗 14:48 groverfield2: !dillybar
🔗 14:48 Selenes92: DILLY BAR!
🔗 14:48 GDwarf: Doktornik: Though how much of a bias does that represent, anyway, how common were critical hits that missed anyway?
🔗 14:48 DarkMorford: BILLY DAR
🔗 14:48lightspeeddash: i like to imagine surfing on a Lickylicky is like surfing on a buoy
🔗 14:48 Zyme86: DILLY BAR
🔗 14:48lightspeeddash: DILLY BIRD
🔗 14:48 Selenes92: DILLY BARRRR!
🔗 14:48 vorox4: Hello, Alex.
🔗 14:48SquareDotCube: Move Deleter is actually a reverse psychic.
🔗 14:48 All_mankind: sup Alex
🔗 14:48lightspeeddash: The DILLY BIRD
🔗 14:48shparky3920: Hey Alex
🔗 14:48 Omega_Lairon: Funny enough, the Pokemon company are trying to distance themselves from the old "gotta catch 'em all" slogan
🔗 14:48The_Quiet_Alestain: I decided not to believe in Luck or Unluck in Dice rolling anymore. And it changed my perception significantly.
🔗 14:48rowwie1991: Hi Alex
🔗 14:48LibrarianPrincess: catch all of them and shove 95% of them in a box for the rest of their lives
🔗 14:48The_Quiet_Alestain: Hey Alex
🔗 14:48 eatenbyagrue1988: @Omega_lairon so what's their new slogan?
🔗 14:48 mtvcdm: Dilly bird!
🔗 14:48 GDwarf: Omega_lairon: Why?
🔗 14:48LibrarianPrincess: Hi Alex!
🔗 14:48IndigoVitare: oh wow that thing's Modest
🔗 14:49 eatenbyagrue1988: oh man, I saw this one Pokemon fanfic where Dr. Doom goes and breaks Pokemon
🔗 14:49lightspeeddash: Alex LOL
🔗 14:49napsterthegrey: !next
🔗 14:49 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (10m from now).
🔗 14:49IndigoVitare: That Delibird actually has a damn good nature
🔗 14:49 Mangledpixel: godsdammit Alex
🔗 14:49 eatenbyagrue1988: cybernetically enhanced Magikarp and all that
🔗 14:49CaffeinatedLemur subscribed for 30 months in a row!
🔗 14:49 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, CaffeinatedLemur! (Today's storm count: 4)
🔗 14:49 Zaghrog: I got an Expedition Eye of Ugin today, by paying for it. 70 euros. Seemed worth it
🔗 14:49lightspeeddash:
so what if Lickylicky uses it ?
🔗 14:49 CaffeinatedLemur: woo 30 months, didnt realize I hit the big 3-0
🔗 14:49 Omega_Lairon: They're... not really using a slogan at all... s'just "Pokemon" now. As for why, the official word is that they were trying to be more about "connecting with friends and playing together", but really it's just that they probably didn't want people either working themselves ragged or cheating to get all 721 Pokemons
🔗 14:49DigitalSeahorse: if you like chocolate and ice cream that would be the shirt to ask for it
🔗 14:49shparky3920: NO!!Come back. You have a stream in 10
🔗 14:49 groverfield2: "Don't mind me, I'm just ... (trails off, gets sinister look)"
🔗 14:49Earthenone: 2.5 years!
🔗 14:49 All_mankind: is Delibird a stork?
🔗 14:50lightspeeddash: wrap
🔗 14:50 All_mankind runs for the hills
🔗 14:50lightspeeddash: Delibird is a DILLY BIRD
🔗 14:50 PhoenixMelior: wrap - it's very weak
🔗 14:50 eatenbyagrue1988: @Omega_lairon That's fair. I knew a kid in grade school who got kicked out of school because they kept confiscating his Gameboys
🔗 14:50 eatenbyagrue1988: like, by the end of our 6th grade year, he'd had 6 confiscated
🔗 14:50SquareDotCube: Wrap can bind a Pokemon iirc
🔗 14:50Earthenone: forget it all, make an hm...friend...
🔗 14:50 Omega_Lairon: Knock-off if trash, unless you know FOR SURE that opponent has a really high teir item. But then it only works once and is a wasted move otherwise
🔗 14:50 groverfield2: Knock off berries, but yeah no, something like thief is better
🔗 14:50 PhoenixMelior: our opponents are not going to be switching much
🔗 14:50lightspeeddash:
its no longer under wraps
🔗 14:50 EncanisMal3k: I like to think a Likitung surf by using it's tail as a surfboard.
🔗 14:51DoodlestheGreat: Bro, do you even Charmander?
🔗 14:51 Mooriarty:
but what if we trade into gen 1? 
we need wrap
🔗 14:51lightspeeddash: what about Chubba chu
🔗 14:51Valdinzar24: we have a random alex
🔗 14:51LibrarianPrincess: Pelliper!!!
🔗 14:51lightspeeddash:
Stunfisk
🔗 14:51LibrarianPrincess: It's Pelliper!
🔗 14:51LibrarianPrincess: Aka the best pokemon!
🔗 14:51SquareDotCube: chat pls
🔗 14:51SquareDotCube: It's Surfing Pikachu
🔗 14:51lightspeeddash: Tropius
🔗 14:51Sektor88:
Blastoise is one of my favoites.
🔗 14:51IndigoVitare: Lightspeeddash Stunfisk would be great for pranks
🔗 14:51 EncanisMal3k: Vanilluxe. Ice cream cones!
🔗 14:51lightspeeddash:
🔗 14:51 Omega_Lairon: "You skeletonised my child!"
🔗 14:51SquareDotCube: Now all I can imagine is Likitung using its tongue as a boogieboard
🔗 14:51 BusTed: You get to drink from the firehose!
🔗 14:51 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (8m from now).
🔗 14:51shparky3920: quote that please
🔗 14:52Riandisa: its not a stretcher. he's relaxing on a very stiff hammock
🔗 14:52Earthenone was hit by a firehose when i was younger
🔗 14:52 eatenbyagrue1988: best Pokemon to have at a beach? Ghost types.
🔗 14:52rowwie1991: Wait this is a nuzlocke?!?!?!
🔗 14:52 mtvcdm: Billy. Billy, you gotta take your shots. Billy.
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash:
you mean the Pringles Royalty?
🔗 14:52IndigoVitare: there's an explain nuzlocke command somewhere
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash: Frillish and Jellicent
🔗 14:52 DennyMcG: yes Rowwie1991
🔗 14:52 Omega_Lairon: Tropius would be good at a beach. He provides shade and nutritious snacks, and would blend in well with other trees
🔗 14:52 AdmiralMemo: Poker mans
🔗 14:52The_Quiet_Alestain: @Earthenone, ouch!
🔗 14:52lightspeeddash:
How Stream? 
🔗 14:53rowwie1991: Isn't their a duplicate clause in nuzlocke...
🔗 14:53 Omega_Lairon: !explain nuzlocke
🔗 14:53 LRRbot:
This is a "Nuzlocke challenge" run. The rules are as follows: 1. Heather can ONLY catch the first Pokemon she encounters on any given route. 2. Any Pokemon that is KO'd in battle is DEAD, and may never be used again. A recap of the game's events (including memorials to fallen allies) can be found at www.girlswithscissors.com
🔗 14:53 All_mankind: now i remembered this Junji Ito comic involving ghosts on a beach and something so terrible Junji Ito didn't care to draw it
🔗 14:53 groverfield2: oh man, SS nuzlocke... when you get to the other side of the bridge it's gonna get ROUUGHHHH
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash: nope we're just using the most basic Nuzlock rules
🔗 14:53Earthenone: indeed, still have scars almost 20 years later
🔗 14:53 Mooriarty: rowwie1991, nuzlocke has a ton of optional rules
🔗 14:53rowwie1991: oke, i didn't know that
🔗 14:53 Omega_Lairon: S'how we ended up with Pidgey Squad
🔗 14:53 PhoenixMelior: #teampidgeyneering
🔗 14:53lightspeeddash: Team Dead Pidgeys
🔗 14:54 Mooriarty: poor pidgeys
🔗 14:54 All_mankind: stick it to the man yo
🔗 14:54bosku: How many dupes so far?
🔗 14:54rowwie1991: thx this explained a lot for me
🔗 14:54lightspeeddash: 3 geodudes? and 3 pidgeys
🔗 14:54lightspeeddash: Effort Values
🔗 14:54lightspeeddash: we don't worry about that
🔗 14:54SquareDotCube: oh right
🔗 14:54bosku: I heart your Amp though
🔗 14:54SquareDotCube: get out your other Pokemon for her to look at
🔗 14:54 PhoenixMelior: we do only have two geodudes
🔗 14:54 EncanisMal3k: 3 pidgeys, 2 geodudes, 2 tentacools, 2 magikarps...did we have a duplicate zubat?
🔗 14:54 PhoenixMelior: they are both dead now
🔗 14:54 Mooriarty: we _had_ geodudues
🔗 14:55Earthenone: geodudes dident live long
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: they got esploded
🔗 14:55 waZelda:
🔗 14:55 groverfield2: Are you using the map to track where youve been?
🔗 14:55 waZelda: emdyrr lived long
🔗 14:55SquareDotCube: I dunno, do we want to get a Dratini?
🔗 14:55 groverfield2: Crobats are brobats
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: and died to a crit?
🔗 14:55Earthenone:
but not as a geodude
🔗 14:55 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:46.
🔗 14:55EricTheOrange: You have a decent chance at a dratinni in the shrine here I think.
🔗 14:55 PhoenixMelior: well, what's the alternative to Dratini? Another Magikarp?
🔗 14:55 eatenbyagrue1988: has anyone seen that LP someone did of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal where he got nothing but Pokemon with selfdestuct?
🔗 14:55lightspeeddash: if you answer the questions right you get a Dratini with Extreme Speed
🔗 14:56dark_shadow90: Anyone has shiny treecko for shiny houndoom
🔗 14:56EricTheOrange: whats the shrine name I can look it up.
🔗 14:56 rainbowbatsuit: !next
🔗 14:56 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (3m from now).
🔗 14:56lightspeeddash: Also not now but we should get Repels for the Dragon Cave
🔗 14:56 Omega_Lairon: If by "decent chance" you mean "sure thing", then yes. Just gotta answer some easy questions... and worst case, the answers are opnline somewhere
🔗 14:56SquareDotCube: 45 is the way back to New Bark
🔗 14:56 Random_Robin: We can get a Dragonair
🔗 14:56 PhoenixMelior: Dragon's Den
🔗 14:56 Random_Robin: With a super rod
🔗 14:56 PhoenixMelior: don't have that
🔗 14:56lightspeeddash: Dragon's Den we should have many Repels ready
🔗 14:56 PhoenixMelior: don't get super rod until johto
🔗 14:56 mtvcdm: I have absolutely no idea what's on tap with Alex.
🔗 14:56 Omega_Lairon: Yeah... super rod won't be a thing for a long time yet
🔗 14:56lightspeeddash: We get the Super Rod in Fuchsia City
🔗 14:57 DarkMorford: 45 hours? Wow, this is a long run
🔗 14:57lightspeeddash: so about that Kingdra
🔗 14:57Sektor88: bye hodor!
🔗 14:57shparky3920: WHODATHINKIT
🔗 14:57 Mooriarty:
thanks for streaming, bye!
🔗 14:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (2m from now).
🔗 14:57IndigoVitare: Kingdra is going to be tough, but TPP managed it with Noctowl. We have a Noctowl. There's a chance
🔗 14:57The_Quiet_Alestain: who would have thought indeed...
🔗 14:57DazeRyuken: Thanks for stream, Heather
🔗 14:57 Splash4Mirrodin:
Thanks Heather o7
🔗 14:57 All_mankind: always a pleasure Heather
🔗 14:58 PhoenixMelior: @Indigovitare also Marcanius
🔗 14:58 RAICx: Thanks for the stream Heather!
🔗 14:58The_Quiet_Alestain: thanks for your time, heather
🔗 14:58 PhoenixMelior: a few hours of grinding on Marcanius and we're golden
🔗 14:58Earthenone:
something with steam hype?
🔗 14:58IndigoVitare: that's Ampharos right? Yeah it'll be those two
🔗 14:58 mtvcdm: Final push underway for the Load-Bearing Wall of Gratitude. Gotta be at a grand total of $150 contributed by the next payment at the end of the month.
🔗 14:58 PhoenixMelior: yeah, Ampharos
🔗 14:58 EncanisMal3k: Steam stream hype
🔗 14:58 PhoenixMelior: Edroach may also help
🔗 14:59IndigoVitare: though I'd aim for the Noctowl. All in all, I'd say Ampharos is more valuable, so if something goes wrong it'd be better to lose the Noctowl
🔗 14:59 Random_Robin: Bye Heather
🔗 14:59EricTheOrange: according to blubapedia dragons den for Dratini is 10% surf, 10% good rod, 40% super rod.
🔗 14:59 AdmiralMemo: OK I think that link got borked
🔗 14:59Riandisa: Thanks for streaming!
🔗 14:59 PhoenixMelior: but it's 100% for just using repels and waiting
🔗 14:59 All_mankind: let's do the thing!
🔗 14:59 vorox4: Thanks for the stream, Heather!
🔗 14:59 eatenbyagrue1988: oooh, I have time to get a snack. Brb chat.
🔗 14:59 All_mankind: even if the thing is just watching Alex stream
🔗 14:59 Mangledpixel: AdmiralMemo, link got borked, and copy-pasting the whole thing still requires me to log in to view it
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo:
Mangledpixel: Oh. 
🔗 15:00 SoldieroFortune: still nope
🔗 15:00Metric_Furlong falls back into chat
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: Mangledpixel: I didn't know that was a requirement. I just found this system of web-viewing the game today.
🔗 15:00 Mangledpixel: screencap and imgur?
🔗 15:00 KaiTheIronHound: !next
🔗 15:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (40s ago).
🔗 15:00 AdmiralMemo: Mangledpixel: That was my next idea
🔗 15:00kjapp1: Good night!!!!
🔗 15:01 KaiTheIronHound: Morning chat
🔗 15:01 AdmiralMemo: Mangledpixel: Also... I can contribute to my fleet directly from the Web? That's neat.
🔗 15:01Metric_Furlong: so, odds of Alex playing something other than Dark Souls?
🔗 15:01 Omega_Lairon: Upwards of 70%, I'd say
🔗 15:01Metric_Furlong: evening KaiTheIronHound
🔗 15:01Metric_Furlong: Omega_Lairon, woo
🔗 15:02 Mangledpixel: AdmiralMemo, very cool
🔗 15:02 All_mankind: i predict something roguelike
🔗 15:02 Djshire: Hey guys. I saw Graham again, and met Ian and Beej, at MAGFest
🔗 15:02 Mangledpixel: All_mankind, so, rogue-like-like?
🔗 15:03The_Quiet_Alestain: @Djshire, lucky you? how was it?
🔗 15:03 All_mankind: quasi-rogue?
🔗 15:03 Omega_Lairon: I'd love to see more of that metreoidvania thing he played with the robot lady main character, and how engineers were illegal or somesuch
🔗 15:03Metric_Furlong: rogue-esque?
🔗 15:03EricTheOrange: @Djshire did you get any of their hair, I know it's kinda hard with Ian.
🔗 15:03 Anubis169: heyoho!
🔗 15:03 LoadingReadyRun: Iconoclasts should be out soonish? I really want to play it too.
🔗 15:03 All_mankind: no wait i've got it
🔗 15:03 All_mankind: pararogue
🔗 15:03Metric_Furlong: Omega_Lairon, The Iconoclasts, I think it was called
🔗 15:03 LoadingReadyRun: Been watching the dev's twitter.
🔗 15:03 Anubis169:
haaaaai Alex
🔗 15:04The_Quiet_Alestain: Iconoclast? You have my interest.
🔗 15:04 Nuurgle: Solus project? Do we get to blow up the sun??
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: As best I could with their character creator at least.
🔗 15:04 Djshire: The_quiet_alestain MAG was lots of fun, though it may be my last, its expensive as hell compared to the other cons I go to (ConBravo and Youmacon)
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: I spent like 2 hours tweaking her.
🔗 15:04shparky3920: Solus project
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:04shparky3920: Sounds fun
🔗 15:04 mtvcdm: I feel like I recognize the name of this game from somewhere, but...
🔗 15:04Metric_Furlong: Billy
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: Billy... Billy plox
🔗 15:04shparky3920: This is only just early access avialable, right?
🔗 15:04 Djshire: Erictheorange funny you should say that....I made a joke to Ian about his life getting easier, getting less...hairy
🔗 15:04 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:04DigitalSeahorse: Billy
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: Currently playing: Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
🔗 15:05comstarcleric: hi internauhts
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !show
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: Currently live: IDDQDerp
🔗 15:05 GDwarf: Victoria is a small town?
🔗 15:05DigitalSeahorse: SPACE BILLY
🔗 15:05 Aarek: SPAAAAAAAACE
🔗 15:05 Djshire: SPAAAAAACE!
🔗 15:05EleventhOcean: SPAAAAAAAACE
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: Alex playing Pokemon Space?
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 15:05unknowngamer88: Solus immediately puts me in the mind of a certain scientist Salarian
🔗 15:05IndigoVitare:
The... Soulless Project
🔗 15:05 mtvcdm: Victoria's like four times the size of my town.
🔗 15:05 All_mankind: statistically speaking, space is probably closer than the nearest big town
🔗 15:05The_Quiet_Alestain:
@Djshire, too bad, but money is a thing.
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:05 Nuurgle: Space: The Final Province
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] It's weird being healthy again.
🔗 15:05 LRRbot: New quote #1945: "It's weird being healthy again." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:05 All_mankind: hello Alex
🔗 15:05The_Quiet_Alestain: The Solus? hu
🔗 15:05 Zyme86: I know that feeling I was feelsbadsman last week too
🔗 15:05 BusTed: Hale and hearty.
🔗 15:05 AdmiralMemo: !game override The Solus Project
🔗 15:05D_Man_7733: Oooh invisible hat.
🔗 15:05Ctabbe subscribed for 13 months in a row!
🔗 15:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Ctabbe! (Today's storm count: 5)
🔗 15:06 cantwearusernames: Alex where did you get a hat that says settings?
🔗 15:06kimjappas subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 15:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, kimjappas! (Today's storm count: 6)
🔗 15:06 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 15:06shparky3920: So, what are opinions of the solus project so far?
🔗 15:06bosku: Wish you were healthy, and sad we couldn't have stole you away for MAGFest
🔗 15:06DigitalSeahorse: you look good today too
🔗 15:06 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 15:06 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (overridden)
🔗 15:06 Omega_Lairon: It's interesting, isn't it? You feel like garbage long enough that "normal" feels like you're friggin' Superman or something
🔗 15:06 All_mankind: exploring an exploration game? sweet
🔗 15:06 mtvcdm: Okay, guess I don't know this game from anywhere.
🔗 15:06Earthenone: yeah, im sick so often i feel "off" when ever i'm healthy
🔗 15:06 Aarek: blind space yolo
🔗 15:06DigitalSeahorse: not that it's better than other days
🔗 15:06comstarcleric: ooo Dont know this game Excitement Face!!!
🔗 15:06lvl8_Wordsmith: @Loadingreadyrun Ohai Alex! How's you doing this evening? (Also I tweeted you a card from a custom Magic set I'm working on, would appreciate your opinion on it)
🔗 15:06 Anubis169 bounces around Alex
🔗 15:06 Anubis169: this game looks kickass
🔗 15:06 kimjappas: Ha! its funny cause my username is a spoonerism.
🔗 15:07DigitalSeahorse: being on that fast a planet would make me dizzy
🔗 15:07 AdmiralMemo:
lvl8_Wordsmith: Easy on the RedText.
🔗 15:07 mtvcdm: In a world.
🔗 15:07D_Man_7733: Wouldn't it need to be in-atmosphere to move that quickly?
🔗 15:07 GDwarf: D_Man_7733: No? Speed of light is *fast*, man
🔗 15:07 LordZarano: Which direction?
🔗 15:07Metric_Furlong:
kimjappas, your spusername is a unerism?
🔗 15:07 Nuurgle: In the year 2525, three women with the will to survive...
🔗 15:07 Zaghrog: I had a bent frame on my glasses, so I went without them for like 20 hours. When I had them fixed and put them back on, it wasa whole world of new sensory information
🔗 15:07 MistahFixIt: Manhumankind
🔗 15:07comstarcleric: Alex you sexy twitch hero
🔗 15:07 BusTed: Dramatic glasses removal.
🔗 15:07Earthenone: nope, dudes only, we didn't plan this out well...
🔗 15:07 Anubis169: mankind went into space
🔗 15:07 Aarek: are we spaceman spiff?
🔗 15:07 Zyme86: It was a souless project
🔗 15:07 kimjappas: Exactly fetric murlong
🔗 15:07The_Quiet_Alestain: I like the premise
🔗 15:07 All_mankind: a fresh start sounds nice
🔗 15:07Capt_Sheep: I thought the sun was gonna explode in 20 years
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo:
Nuurgle: Another person who watched that?!?!
🔗 15:08 Anubis169: whoa nice ship!
🔗 15:08 MistahFixIt: Mankind is go to space?!
🔗 15:08EricTheOrange: Dark Soulus?..... am i the first one to make that joke?
🔗 15:08shparky3920: Awesome
🔗 15:08 mtvcdm: The Solus Project was filibustered in Congress on a party-line vote.
🔗 15:08 ysurin91: So....Dramatic!!!
🔗 15:08lvl8_Wordsmith: Kay. M'bad, I'm just hoping to get people's opinions on my idea. I got a little over-excited and I apologise for that @AdmiralMemo
🔗 15:08EleventhOcean: That's so Kerbal.
🔗 15:08 gravity_pike: this is clearly not an alpha
🔗 15:08 Zyme86: Thats a very hard inscertion angle
🔗 15:08Metric_Furlong: EricTheOrange, somehow, yes
🔗 15:08 Psychic_Ketchup: So, I've been sick all day and watching LRL replays made it a lot better. You're a cool dude Alex.
🔗 15:08EleventhOcean: "We're missing a booster. That's probably fine."
🔗 15:08 All_mankind: i like the norwegians
🔗 15:08 Zyme86: that kind of angle is how I crash into eve on kerbal
🔗 15:08brosif123: Is this the dice roll space game?
🔗 15:08asthanius: We forgot the last booster on Earth so we're going back to get it
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo:
lvl8_Wordsmith: 'sall good. We're chill around here.
🔗 15:08 All_mankind: the great country in the west
🔗 15:08Metric_Furlong: EricTheOrange, although I suspect you won't be the last
🔗 15:08 Myrniss: Looks like a planet of islands. Can we claim one?
🔗 15:08IndigoVitare: BOOM
🔗 15:08 ekimekim3000: brosif123: no, you're thinking of Tharsis
🔗 15:08 Nuurgle: This looks kind of like the ship I continuously blow up in Tharsis
🔗 15:08 Omega_Lairon: Well, it *was* a cool spaceship. Once :
🔗 15:08EricTheOrange: welp we dun fuked up
🔗 15:08 AdmiralMemo: Oh crap... Is this Alpha Centauri all over again?
🔗 15:08 BusTed: Oh, that... that's not supposed to go there.
🔗 15:08The_Quiet_Alestain: So... that wa mankind, eh?
🔗 15:08 Aarek: I hope that part wasn't important
🔗 15:08Metric_Furlong: this is a weird Alpha Centauri mod
🔗 15:08Baranastra: And, with that boom, Mankind died.
🔗 15:08 mtvcdm: And so humanity died. Thank you for playing.
🔗 15:09lvl8_Wordsmith: Well things are exploding now.
🔗 15:09 kimjappas:
🔗 15:09Lycodrake:
hi dr. alex!
🔗 15:09 gravity_pike: that's... that's a sizable portion of humanity down the tube right there
🔗 15:09 Zyme86: well goodby
🔗 15:09EleventhOcean: Yup. Definitely Kerbal.
🔗 15:09 MistahFixIt: Man, why does EVERY colonyship get sabotaged in low-earth-orbit?
🔗 15:09brosif123: Everything is fine?
🔗 15:09 GDwarf: Ah yes, in space explosions make rings, everyone knows that!
🔗 15:09 Nuurgle: crap...jinxed it
🔗 15:09 Djshire: Norweigin game? Looks expensive, like I wont be able to fjord it
🔗 15:09IndigoVitare: In space, no one can hear you explode
🔗 15:09 Myrniss: ConcernDoge
🔗 15:09DigitalSeahorse: whelp that was a good game
🔗 15:09 EnigmaHarper: that'll put your panfish down
🔗 15:09MrProfessorPerson: well our last hope is doomed
🔗 15:09 ekimekim3000: "that was the ninth time I died"
🔗 15:09 GDwarf: Now we're in the opening of Halo: ODST
🔗 15:09 AdmiralMemo: Something successful
🔗 15:09asthanius:
@Gdwarf No sound. Take what you can get
🔗 15:09 All_mankind: did the sound die? were we listening to the ship's simulated space sounds that went away when the ship broke?
🔗 15:09D_Man_7733: I hope everybody got their standard issue flag, we're gonna crash soon, plant it as soon as possible.
🔗 15:09 AdmiralMemo: dogermangs!
🔗 15:09Earthenone: im sorry you will have to speak up, a ship just exploded and i can't hear anymore
🔗 15:09 MistahFixIt: Engage the Bad Happenings
🔗 15:09 Anubis169: and thus the last survivor of mankind's ship plummeted down and crash landed
🔗 15:09 Zeke229: i've already played this game, its really good
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo:
All_mankind, Vacuum doesn't transmit sound.
🔗 15:10Cantwearcats: Well that was a short game
🔗 15:10 Djshire: And that's how Xenogears started....
🔗 15:10comstarcleric: no explosion sounds in space
🔗 15:10 Nightvalien28: hey chat
🔗 15:10shparky3920 just subscribed!
🔗 15:10 LRRbot:
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🔗 15:10 GDwarf: Admiralmemo: I 'unno, my Hoover is pretty noisy
🔗 15:10 Frylock72:
🔗 15:10 Anubis169:
🔗 15:10 GDwarf:
🔗 15:10 Nightvalien28: ooh what is this, this looks interesting
🔗 15:10 mtvcdm: New sub hype!
🔗 15:10 Omega_Lairon: Ooh, pretty
🔗 15:10 Nightvalien28: ooooooh
🔗 15:10asthanius: This is already a better Xenogears
🔗 15:10unknowngamer88: holy crap
🔗 15:10 goatprince2: new world who dis
🔗 15:10The_Quiet_Alestain: sooo purtty
🔗 15:10D_Man_7733: !game good
🔗 15:10 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (1/1)
🔗 15:10 Myrniss: are those natural rock formations? :S
🔗 15:10brosif123: Shits on fire y
🔗 15:10 GDwarf: Djshire: Xenogears, or Xenoblade Chronicles X?
🔗 15:10northos: lovely basalt
🔗 15:10 Aarek: we landed in ireland?
🔗 15:10 AdmiralMemo: A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW!
🔗 15:10theonlyavalon: sorry, but I have to share that I just had an ad for Kinder Surprise eggs that said "Toys not suitable for children" in the fine print. wtf?!
🔗 15:10bobathaitea: giants causeway?
🔗 15:10 Zyme86: aaaaaaaaaaaand you're killed by falling debris
🔗 15:10 ekimekim3000: !game good
🔗 15:10Earthenone: !game good
🔗 15:10 Zeke229: !game good
🔗 15:10 MistahFixIt: I REALLY hope that's not debris, I HOPE that's the other colony pods
🔗 15:10lvl8_Wordsmith: lol @goatprince2
🔗 15:10 kimjappas: Throw yourself from the capsule, like a trained astronaut
🔗 15:10 Stoffern: Uhm...did we crash in an alien ruin?
🔗 15:11Simbionis: This gives me a big halo 1 vibe
🔗 15:11Astral_Apache subscribed for 12 months in a row!
🔗 15:11 LRRbot:
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🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo: Easy
🔗 15:11 Djshire: Gdwarf Xenogears, never played XCX
🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo: Nermal!
🔗 15:11kronopticon: y'all gon' have to repopulate the planet ON YOUR OWN.
🔗 15:11comstarcleric: Shame i cant sub in ps4
🔗 15:11unknowngamer88: neat!
🔗 15:11 Nightvalien28: look at that
🔗 15:11Lycodrake:
what a sick MineCraft mod!
🔗 15:11 MistahFixIt: Oh man, pick your own units?!
🔗 15:11SquareDotCube: These are basalt columns, Stoffern. They're natural formations.
🔗 15:11 All_mankind: this is fascinating. those hexagonal rocks don't look natural or architectural
🔗 15:11 AdmiralMemo:
Booooooooooooo Use REAL units!
🔗 15:11 Anubis169: normal mode, Normal Mode, Nooormal Mooode!! NORMAL MOOOODE!!!!!!
🔗 15:11 Psychic_Ketchup: Oh I like this.
🔗 15:11 Anubis169:
🔗 15:11 GDwarf: Djshire: Huh, interestin', 'cause it's also how XCX starts
🔗 15:11Earthenone: thats nice that they give an option to use other systems
🔗 15:11 EnigmaHarper: we give you the option to be american
🔗 15:11 shparky3920: Make your own units
🔗 15:11 Omega_Lairon:
What, no Kelvin option? !game bad
🔗 15:11 Nightvalien28: well being from a reasonable not america place
🔗 15:11 Zeke229: yeah, you're on the wrong side alex
🔗 15:11 Couraster: Holy *** a game that doesn't default to feet
🔗 15:11 Anubis169:
oh it's in metric!! 
🔗 15:11 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (4/4)
🔗 15:11 mtvcdm: And so it appears Alex has picked the wrong side to be on.
🔗 15:11 MistahFixIt: Wilson. Our AI helper's name is WILSON.
🔗 15:12 AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Alex: Maybe right side so we can see the game?
🔗 15:12af0z: That disclaimer is a little distracting
🔗 15:12 MistahFixIt: We have to paint a blood face on him now
🔗 15:12 Zyme86: we cant see that info with your head placement
🔗 15:12The_Quiet_Alestain: hehe... wilson
🔗 15:12daneislazy: in game UI explanation, neat
🔗 15:12 Havok4: Yeah alex needs to be moved to the right side.
🔗 15:12IndigoVitare: Early Access game
🔗 15:12 gravity_pike: not yet implemented!
🔗 15:12 Psychic_Ketchup: Aww. Well at least they're coming
🔗 15:12asthanius: 115 Secrets!
🔗 15:12 Anubis169: right hand siiiiiide
🔗 15:12 MistahFixIt: There will be Subtitles in the future
🔗 15:12 Omega_Lairon: It is... acceptable
🔗 15:12brosif123:
Dub better then Sub
🔗 15:12 All_mankind: i wish to subscribe to your subs
🔗 15:12 Zyme86:
🔗 15:12DigitalSeahorse: right selfie so you can go left
🔗 15:13 AdmiralMemo:
There. Perfect.
🔗 15:13 MistahFixIt: Oh dear.
🔗 15:13rikadyn: ale has become part of the far right
🔗 15:13lvl8_Wordsmith: And there he is!
🔗 15:13 shparky3920: teleporting alex
🔗 15:13 Stoffern: 115 secrets and 354 stories...better get to work!
🔗 15:13SquareDotCube: And a female voice apparently. Can we pitch said voices as well when that's done?
🔗 15:13 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 15:13kronopticon: magical teleporting alex!!
🔗 15:13 MistahFixIt:
We went round the back of the screen
🔗 15:13lvl8_Wordsmith: T-t-teleportation!
🔗 15:13wench_tacular: \codefall 2
🔗 15:13comstarcleric: dub is better then sub
🔗 15:13DigitalSeahorse: now you look like mirror Alex
🔗 15:13Lancer873: Hypothermia OP
🔗 15:13 AdmiralMemo:
No, a SHARP rock.
🔗 15:13 MistahFixIt: We rocked the rock
🔗 15:13 All_mankind: wait are we playing Starbound in 3D?
🔗 15:13 gravity_pike: use ROCK on ROCK!
🔗 15:13 kimjappas: use rock on rock
🔗 15:13 Djshire: this game rocks
🔗 15:13 AdmiralMemo: You used Rock on Rock
🔗 15:14 EnigmaHarper: so are we to assume that this planet has breathable atmosphere? since you did fall and crack your helmet
🔗 15:14DigitalSeahorse: rocks rock
🔗 15:14 Psychic_Ketchup: Rock + rock = profit?
🔗 15:14D_Man_7733: You got a sharp rock!
🔗 15:14 Zeke229: use sharp rock
🔗 15:14 AdmiralMemo: Cut... with a SHARP rock?
🔗 15:14DigitalSeahorse: now you need a clock and a sock
🔗 15:14 kimjappas: above!
🔗 15:14 Zeke229: use mouse
🔗 15:14 Khalahd: The rock on the wheel of options
🔗 15:14 Havok4: In the wheel above the menu
🔗 15:14 Djshire: Alex, mouse to rock at top
🔗 15:14 Nuurgle: You're a Space Caveman!
🔗 15:14D_Man_7733: oh, it's a wheel!
🔗 15:14 AdmiralMemo: You picked up regular rock again... Pick up the sharp one.
🔗 15:14 MistahFixIt:
Use SHARP ROCK on BRANCH - Acquired POINTED STICK
🔗 15:15thenewphyrexian: if only we had tarp!
🔗 15:15DigitalSeahorse: you don't have items to combine with rock
🔗 15:15 Djshire: Sh*t streamers say
🔗 15:15 AdmiralMemo: Voila!
🔗 15:15 MistahFixIt: Cable GET!
🔗 15:15 SchalaKitty: So this is like Subnautica, but on land?
🔗 15:15dialMforMara:
so do we have to start from flint-knapping?
🔗 15:15 Djshire hugs Schalakitty
🔗 15:15SquareDotCube: BOP? POB? BPO?
🔗 15:15 GDwarf: Who doesn't cut cat5 cable with sharp rocks?
🔗 15:15 Zaghrog: I too was reminded of Subnautica
🔗 15:15 Psychic_Ketchup: Rocks are heavy but sharp rocks aren't. Okayt.
🔗 15:15 AdmiralMemo:
Cable, Deadpool, and The Rock.
🔗 15:15 SchalaKitty is thusly hugged by Djshire
🔗 15:15D_Man_7733: I'd watch it.
🔗 15:15 All_mankind: i'm sure our spaceship will come into play at some point in the toolmaking
🔗 15:16 Anubis169:
Memo, fired
🔗 15:16 Nightvalien28: I would watch that movie
🔗 15:16DigitalSeahorse: so far the going is rocky
🔗 15:16EricTheOrange: Hmmm I should put this game on my wishlist, I like survival games
🔗 15:16 shparky3920: Oh god, space creepers
🔗 15:16 EnigmaHarper: it's the long dark... in space!!!
🔗 15:16 AdmiralMemo:
Joke question: Do Nazis play Meinkraft?
🔗 15:17 shparky3920: no memo
🔗 15:17 Zeke229: stand in front of it
🔗 15:17EleventhOcean: Source of fire!
🔗 15:17 SchalaKitty: Memo, stop
🔗 15:17 LathosTiran: heat
🔗 15:17EleventhOcean: Go play!
🔗 15:17 Anubis169: Venus people traps
🔗 15:17 shparky3920: AHHHH
🔗 15:17 Nightvalien28: nope
🔗 15:17Earthenone: well, you wanted heat...
🔗 15:17D_Man_7733: It's a heat-source! (maybe?)
🔗 15:17 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, that was bad.
🔗 15:17brosif123: It's a source of heat alex
🔗 15:17MrTulip: on the plus side, it should keep you from dying to hypothermia
🔗 15:17 Djshire slow claps at Admiralmemo
🔗 15:17 kimjappas: Awful lot of death around here
🔗 15:17 CaffeinatedLemur: so planet = Deaf good to know
🔗 15:17brosif123: maybe too much heat
🔗 15:17 Zeke229: carful memo, we might have germans here, their tyrannical govt might arrest them for reading nazi jokes
🔗 15:17 shparky3920: i wonder what they actually ear
🔗 15:17 Psychic_Ketchup: Well those plants sure seem friendly. I suggest hugging them.
🔗 15:17 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Does anyone have a context for this planet?
🔗 15:17 LRRbot: New quote #1946: "Does anyone have a context for this planet?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:17 wildpeaks: kinda like the beginning of Lost.. except in space
🔗 15:17 MistahFixIt:
SPEAR - Stop, Plan, Execute, Assess, and Re-evaluate.
🔗 15:17Clockwork_Penguin: on a scale of Belguim to Australia, how much does this land want to kill everything.
🔗 15:17 GDwarf: Grass? Huh. Earth didn't have grass for most of its existence, this place is very modern-Earth-like indeed...
🔗 15:18 AdmiralMemo: Zeke229: Fair.
🔗 15:18 wildpeaks:
we live here now
🔗 15:18 Nightvalien28: we live here now
🔗 15:18D_Man_7733: Welcome to Pandora Alex
🔗 15:18IndigoVitare: I think Forward Vector is where the game wants you to go
🔗 15:18 Zyme86: Now you just need to make a nail bat and you can start the arms race all over agin
🔗 15:18TheMooseTetrino: I give credit to this game for going "You have a rock. Rock is heavy and sharp. You can use it to do what heavy and sharp rocks do."
🔗 15:18 MistahFixIt: @Clockwork_penguin - We're a solid New Zealand
🔗 15:18 shparky3920: WHAT DO THE VENUS PLANTS NORMALLY EAT?
🔗 15:18 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.
🔗 15:18 LRRbot: New quote #1947: "We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:18lvl8_Wordsmith: So many tinder jokes can be made.
🔗 15:18 EnigmaHarper: travel to foreign planets, destroy the natural fauna
🔗 15:18 Djshire: aww, Alex made the Tinder joke before I could
🔗 15:18DigitalSeahorse: need to find your wrench and screw driver
🔗 15:18DigitalSeahorse: water!
🔗 15:18rikadyn: tinder? you have An active rocket engine out there
🔗 15:18DigitalSeahorse: or some foreign liquid!
🔗 15:18 AdmiralMemo: Well, we AIMED at a planet that has water, so fair enough.
🔗 15:18 Nightvalien28: better than landing on a planet that is nothing but water
🔗 15:18 Djshire: Shparky3920 flys and other insects that get caught in their trap
🔗 15:19MichaelD067: waters prety common more lucky you have a beathable atmosphere
🔗 15:19 SniperPumpkin: it's so weird watching alex play games like this, since his discovery process is so diametrically opposite to my own
🔗 15:19DigitalSeahorse: it could be acid!
🔗 15:19castlewise: could bottle it
🔗 15:19 Lord_Durin: I believe you went to this planet *because* it has water
🔗 15:19 kimjappas: You just chugged like 2 liters of water
🔗 15:19 GDwarf: Liquid water is probably fairly rare
🔗 15:19 BusTed: Chug-a-lug.
🔗 15:19DigitalSeahorse: poke a sick in it
🔗 15:19EricTheOrange: @Enigmaharper I will take "the long Dark, but in ___" . I'd love to see deserted ISland Long Dark. Or Jungle Long Dark. Post apocalypse bombed out city long dark. So many options.
🔗 15:19 AdmiralMemo:
No... It's a HEAVY rock.
🔗 15:19 GDwarf: Breathable atmosphere is even rarer
🔗 15:19DigitalSeahorse: did you just drink it?
🔗 15:19unknowngamer88: wouldn't ginormous plants imply a heavy CO2 atmosphere?
🔗 15:19 Psychic_Ketchup: You just drank half a liter of water in 1 second. Wow.
🔗 15:19 mtvcdm: Ah. Yes. You crash-landed on tidal-locked barren rock lacking breathable air. Have a nice day.
🔗 15:19 Zeke229: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
🔗 15:19SirBiffaloEsq: So when do we stumble across an ancient alien civilization that suddenly vanished?
🔗 15:19 GDwarf: EricTheOrange: Dead State is kinda like one of those
🔗 15:19asthanius: That a VHS?
🔗 15:19 Havok4: Start a stash in the cave
🔗 15:19The_Quiet_Alestain: Destroy natural resources? Well, we are human. We have to mantain a certain... standard.
🔗 15:19White_wampa: so, wat is this game story about?
🔗 15:19MrTulip: look at that temperature go
🔗 15:19 Djshire: I really should play Subnautica sometime, but that would require me upgrading my OS
🔗 15:19 EnigmaHarper: @Erictheorange there are so many possibilities!
🔗 15:19EricTheOrange: @Gdwarf no zombies.
🔗 15:19 Nuurgle: is it eggs? because I smell eggs
🔗 15:19DigitalSeahorse: a VHS????
🔗 15:20 mtvcdm: VHS in the 2100's?
🔗 15:20 wildpeaks:
Who brought a vhs
🔗 15:20 All_mankind: i recall a book i read about a space freighter pilot and a waitress who get magically transported to Andromeda and has to settle on an uninhabited planet and try to recreate civilization from the stone age up and they're completely realistically clueless and end up irradiating a large landmass just trying to turn their spaceship off
🔗 15:20NimrodXIV: apparently we go back to VHS in 100 years
🔗 15:20The_Quiet_Alestain: Maybe there was an museum?
🔗 15:20IndigoVitare: that's a Future VHS made from future tech
🔗 15:20 Djshire: Hipsters in space!
🔗 15:20TheMooseTetrino: Alex: Red Dwarf universe?
🔗 15:20DigitalSeahorse: who brought the VCR????
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?
🔗 15:20 LRRbot: New quote #1948: "Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:20 Lord_Durin: media recording went full circle?
🔗 15:20EricTheOrange: @Gdwarf or online survival. I don't want any DayZ stuff.
🔗 15:20 shparky3920: It's an aloen artifact
🔗 15:20 SniperPumpkin: because tape drives are very efficient and stable storage
🔗 15:20 Zeke229: you wanna make a torch
🔗 15:20 Zeke229: i promise
🔗 15:20 Psychic_Ketchup: Aww, you landed on the 90s?
🔗 15:20sharktoothjack17: maybe we're Starlord?
🔗 15:20 wildpeaks: straight pipe it
🔗 15:20 mtvcdm: This is the 2150's.... and VHS.
🔗 15:20 Anubis169: All_mankind: which book was that...
🔗 15:20 Omega_Lairon: It's the Star Wars Christmas Special... they never realased it on Blu Ray, or whatever new format came out in the next 99 years
🔗 15:20daneislazy: cause they wanted something that would be destroyed by solar electromagnetic waves
🔗 15:20EricTheOrange: Well they had VHSs in Alien didn't they?
🔗 15:20D_Man_7733: something something, digital media damaged by light speed travel?
🔗 15:20 AdmiralMemo: Fire? You know like is coming out of the ROCKET?
🔗 15:20 All_mankind: it may have been called Children of Andromeda
🔗 15:20rikadyn: rocket engine
🔗 15:20DigitalSeahorse: look for a gramophone to play it on
🔗 15:21 TStodden: Are we SURE IT'S VIDEO VHS? It could be a DATA VHS tape (it's a thing) for data archives.
🔗 15:21 Anubis169:
it could be a tape backup
🔗 15:21 SniperPumpkin: tstodden, yes!
🔗 15:21 Anubis169: good thinking
🔗 15:21Octavia__ subscribed for 26 months in a row!
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🔗 15:21The_Quiet_Alestain: @TStodden, they are still in use?
🔗 15:21 Zeke229: yes memo
🔗 15:21daneislazy: even if it's a tape backup, it's still super volatile in space
🔗 15:21Lycodrake: wow this really does remind me of minecraft
🔗 15:22Solomon_Kain: It's a java tape!
🔗 15:22 TStodden: Tape drives still exist... VHS format? not-so-much...
🔗 15:22 Djshire: hopefully things dont decay when you drop them
🔗 15:22 AdmiralMemo: The_Quiet_Alestain, Tape backups are still in use, yes, for very high storage capacities that don't need fast recall.
🔗 15:22 wildpeaks: magnetic tape doesn't seem like a good idea on space though, solar radiations would mess with it, no ?
🔗 15:22 Psychic_Ketchup:
We've got to stick to our roots after all
🔗 15:22 Traion: !quote kathleen
🔗 15:22 LRRbot: Quote #156: "I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons." —Kathleen [2015-04-22]
🔗 15:22 Zeke229: you need to have on on the ground
🔗 15:22SquareDotCube: Just straight pipe it
🔗 15:22 Anubis169:
The_Quiet_Alestain: if you think of how much tape drives held back then, think of how much they hold now
🔗 15:22 SniperPumpkin: daneislazy, if the casing is all conductive, it would form a Faraday cage that very easily protects the data
🔗 15:22daneislazy: torch?
🔗 15:22TheMooseTetrino: Throw a thing at a thing!
🔗 15:22Solomon_Kain:
it's not a Magnetic tape drive, its a Duct tape Drive. Much more reliable...
🔗 15:22 wildpeaks: behold the fluffy stick
🔗 15:22DigitalSeahorse: are DATA tapes resistant to magnets?
🔗 15:23th1s_u53rn4m3_h45_numb3r5: Alex Steacy, Aspiring Druid
🔗 15:23D_Man_7733: and a cave full of STUFF
🔗 15:23TheMooseTetrino: DigitalSeahorse, no
🔗 15:23 All_mankind: in random news, it's Chuck Palahniuk's birthday! celebrate by reading Fight Club 2
🔗 15:23White_wampa: Achievment get: stick plant thing?
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: tape backups can hold ridiculously huge amounts of stuff, but the read time is balls
🔗 15:23DigitalSeahorse: make torch
🔗 15:23Earthenone: tastes like soylent green
🔗 15:23daneislazy: Sniperpumpkin yea, and they put a lot of work into em shielding spacecraft anyway, but I like complaining
🔗 15:23 SniperPumpkin: anubis169, that's why they're used for long-term storage
🔗 15:23castlewise: your pda says "edible". hopefully its been calibrated to this entirely alien planet
🔗 15:23 Anubis169: yupyup
🔗 15:23 SniperPumpkin:
daneislazy, fair enough
🔗 15:24 Anubis169: castlewise: this is 2100, it can prolly analyse it remotely
🔗 15:24 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 15:24 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: IDDQDerp at Tue 03:00 PM PST (24m ago).
🔗 15:24 Zeke229: Look to the skys!
🔗 15:24Cunamo:
now hold on there, that's a fire hazzard.
🔗 15:24White_wampa: Hey chat/Alex, would it be annoying if I made up achievements for Alex every now and then (15 min)?
🔗 15:24 All_mankind: well you know what they say, 50/50 every chromosome on this planet is turned the wrong way around for you
🔗 15:24 Anubis169: i mean science has pretty much produced a medical tricorder right now, but it's the size of a building
🔗 15:24 Anubis169: it -is- a building
🔗 15:24D_Man_7733: this seems dangerous.
🔗 15:24Cisi21:
Hey guys! Petr from Grip Digital / The Solus Project here! Thanks for playing, LoadingReadyRun, really appreciate it!
🔗 15:24 wildpeaks:
🔗 15:24 TStodden: Latest archival storage technology is nano-crystal discs... capable of storing multiple terabytes on a coaster-sized crystalline disc for like 14 billion years...
🔗 15:24IndigoVitare: and then light it on an interplanetary thruster, yes
🔗 15:24 AdmiralMemo: Wait. "Some objects emit extreme warmth or cold" NOTHING CAN _EMIT_ "COLD"
🔗 15:24xxxlonkxxx:
ooh abovenautica
🔗 15:24 Zeke229: this game is sweet Cisi21
🔗 15:24Lycodrake: can rocket fuel melt steel beams!?
🔗 15:25 Psychic_Ketchup: Welcome Cisi21! This game looks cool
🔗 15:25 Anubis169:
All_mankind: who's 'they' and i don't think anybody says that 
🔗 15:25 Aarek: to be fair most fuels only combust explosively when under pressure
🔗 15:25Cisi21: Also, ready to answer all you question, guys!
🔗 15:25 GDwarf: Admiralmemo: Space!
🔗 15:25castlewise: Do you have to drop things before you can combine them?
🔗 15:25 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: Howdy!
🔗 15:25 Anubis169:
Cisi21: heeey, welcome to the stream
🔗 15:25 All_mankind: they should start
🔗 15:25DigitalSeahorse: caveman discovers fire! the awakening!
🔗 15:25D_Man_7733: did we wake up something we shouldn't have?
🔗 15:25Lycodrake: troch get!
🔗 15:25 AdmiralMemo: Castlewise: Well, at least one thing.
🔗 15:25IndigoVitare: I suppose the main question is... why VHS?
🔗 15:25 PhoenixMelior: !game
🔗 15:25 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 15:25 Paranundrox: always great to have devs around!
🔗 15:25TheMooseTetrino: Cisi21, Before the spam really starts, thank you for making something different.
🔗 15:25 kimjappas: !game good
🔗 15:26 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (5/5)
🔗 15:26xxxlonkxxx: no betamax?
🔗 15:26Cantwearcats: Are we space Krog now?
🔗 15:26 AdmiralMemo: Castlewise: If you want to combine one thing with another, drop one and use the other on it.
🔗 15:26PandasAndPancakes: Any chance of subtitles on the audio?
🔗 15:26 AdmiralMemo: !game good
🔗 15:26 SchalaKitty: Cisi21 - The game looks great so far! I love the look of the planet. Nice mix of Earth and Mars from what we've seen.
🔗 15:26 wildpeaks: !game good
🔗 15:26 AdmiralMemo: PandasAndPancakes: He tried. It's still in development.
🔗 15:26 Zeke229: we are space Krog
🔗 15:26xxxlonkxxx: fire good
🔗 15:26sacrificialtoast: this torch seems like it's lasting a long time for what appears to be some brush on the end of a stick
🔗 15:26DigitalSeahorse: "tell my wife or husband I love them!"
🔗 15:26PandasAndPancakes: Admiralmemo Ah, fair enough\
🔗 15:26 Djshire: Cisi21 what engine was this made in? will it get ported over to Mac?
🔗 15:26Cisi21:
Man, do not drop the torch!
🔗 15:26 Anubis169:
btw, congrats on the feel you've generated with this game, it oozes story atmosphere out the screen at me
🔗 15:26Cisi21: @Djshire: Unreal Engine 4
🔗 15:26xxxlonkxxx: isn't it heated metal or something
🔗 15:27 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (7/7)
🔗 15:27 2Flower: I'm sure this water isn't even SLIGHTLY contaminated with something awful.
🔗 15:27 All_mankind: what would you call a hybrid of Earth and Mars? Mearth? Ears?
🔗 15:27 2Flower: !game good
🔗 15:27 Sylenctone: !game good
🔗 15:27 gravity_pike: maybe we should eat something?
🔗 15:27 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 15:27Riandisa: !game good
🔗 15:27 jonlevir: hai alex
🔗 15:27sacrificialtoast: plant "edible"
🔗 15:27DigitalSeahorse: or "tell all my SOs I love them!"...."SOS"
🔗 15:27 AdmiralMemo: All_mankind, I like "Ears"
🔗 15:27 wildpeaks:
tastes like chicken, like all proper space foods
🔗 15:27lvl8_Wordsmith: The popup things and some of the aesthetic remind me of Borderlands somewhat
🔗 15:27 Psychic_Ketchup: Mmm, plant.
🔗 15:27Lycodrake: Just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed your Dishonored playthrough, Alex. Was a really neat game to experience.
🔗 15:27DigitalSeahorse: mmmm maybe it was
🔗 15:27lvl8_Wordsmith: Except less psychotic murderers and guns
🔗 15:27daneislazy: well, it looks pretty because they spent a lot of time making good art assets, graphics quality is not solely linked to game engine
🔗 15:27Lancer873: 2Flower: I mean, this place presumably doesn't have bacteria or viruses designed to interact with anything more advanced than a plant, from what we've seen...
🔗 15:27dialMforMara: Joss Ross' Moss Floss!
🔗 15:27The_Quiet_Alestain: progress!
🔗 15:28 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (11/11)
🔗 15:28 Zaghrog: Getting a vibe very similar to Subnautica
🔗 15:28Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait a minute, this has nothing to do with Dark or Demon Souls
🔗 15:28 2Flower: @Lancer873 True. Science, yo!
🔗 15:28 jonlevir: 2k cals a day?
🔗 15:28 gravity_pike: about 2000
🔗 15:28 kimjappas: More than zero cals, presumably.
🔗 15:28xxxlonkxxx: that dripping water is going to drive someone insane sooner or later
🔗 15:28Baranastra: Swoll with Cals.
🔗 15:28 Djshire: Laserbeaks_fury yep, its.....solus
🔗 15:28DigitalSeahorse: you CAN do it
🔗 15:28sacrificialtoast:
oh no, ate non-perishible food
🔗 15:28IndigoVitare:
waiting for night to fall and the game to go totally Darkwood and destroy your life
🔗 15:28 GDwarf: Lancer873: Bacteria and fungi could be a real problem for a human here, but viruses likely wouldn't be
🔗 15:28 Zyme86: 1400 IRL is min just to live
🔗 15:28 SchalaKitty: !game good
🔗 15:28 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.
🔗 15:28 LRRbot: New quote #1949: "I REALLY hope this is not radioactive." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:28 Zyme86: in battle or high activity 4k min
🔗 15:28 jonlevir: put empty can underneath dripping water?
🔗 15:28The_Quiet_Alestain: -10° brrr
🔗 15:28 kimjappas: sollus, more like swoll-us with all those sick canned food gains
🔗 15:28 2Flower: What about traces of toxic minerals in the water?
🔗 15:28kronopticon: can you set the roots on fire as they're on the wall still?
🔗 15:28 AdmiralMemo: Jonlevir, He has
🔗 15:29 Anubis169: Cisi21: so maybe first questions of the night, how big's the team and how long has this been in development for?
🔗 15:29xxxlonkxxx: it is very very cold at night
🔗 15:29castlewise: mmm, a balmy 4c
🔗 15:29 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (12/12)
🔗 15:29 AdmiralMemo: Jonlevir, Oh wait can... He did the bottles, not the can.
🔗 15:29IndigoVitare: Don't worry Alex, Radiation takes years to kill you. I think an alien world is a lot more immediately deadly
🔗 15:29 Psychic_Ketchup: I like the temp difference between night and day.
🔗 15:29Laserbeaks_Fury:
Yeah, just every time I glance at the name, it looks likt Souls
🔗 15:29xxxlonkxxx: isn't that negative?
🔗 15:29 CaffeinatedLemur: alex thats -
🔗 15:29D_Man_7733: in the crevasse? So the heat can't go anywhere?
🔗 15:29 jonlevir: well, as long as he has water
🔗 15:29 AdmiralMemo: B for sleep?
🔗 15:29DigitalSeahorse: put it near a big rock
🔗 15:29asthanius: Alex, that's NEGATIVE 4, not positive
🔗 15:29kronopticon: are there any roots still left on the wall that you can light?
🔗 15:29 Myrniss: Oh we're on geleise?
🔗 15:29daneislazy: mind the minus
🔗 15:29 Rhynerd: Hi guys!
🔗 15:29 AdmiralMemo: Yeah, the temperature is negative AND DROPPING
🔗 15:29DigitalSeahorse: the rock will heat and keep you warm after it does
🔗 15:29 Paranundrox: So, what exactly is the premise of this game?
🔗 15:29DigitalSeahorse: dies*
🔗 15:29 CaffeinatedLemur: loadingreadyrun: your temp is in the negative
🔗 15:29Steelwolf171: That's -4 C Alex. A bit chilly to sleep in.
🔗 15:29Cisi21: @Anubis169: We are developing it for almost three years and the team has around 6 core members.
🔗 15:30 All_mankind: imagine the effect on morale if you get enough radiation to kill you in the next several years
🔗 15:30xxxlonkxxx: your ship gets shot out of the sky of the planet you're going to or something
🔗 15:30 2Flower: It's going to be fine. We're just freezing to death. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
🔗 15:30 LathosTiran: Paranundrox boom, space crash, "shit"
🔗 15:30 GDwarf: Paranundrox: Space ship blew up. We're here now.
🔗 15:30thatguyinplaid: Sweet dreams
🔗 15:30 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Welp... You just went to sleep at -6.7 C
🔗 15:30 KungFuChemist: This looks like the kind of survival game I'd really love...
🔗 15:30The_Quiet_Alestain: -13?
🔗 15:30Rashagar: *sigh* why is it in rpgs people always assume my actions are evil... I'd definitely classify them as rational
🔗 15:30 wildpeaks: c-c-c-cold
🔗 15:30 Paranundrox: sweet
🔗 15:30Cisi21:
Take the torch and do not drop it
🔗 15:30 2Flower: Senpai... I'm so cold... ;_;
🔗 15:30DigitalSeahorse: wake up with icicles on your nose
🔗 15:30Rootpotato: can't wait for more super hot. .. what's this? should I get my bingo ready?
🔗 15:30DigitalSeahorse: brrr
🔗 15:30The_Quiet_Alestain: no pressure!
🔗 15:30castlewise: thanks siri
🔗 15:30EleventhOcean: No pressure, Alex.
🔗 15:30castlewise: so helpful
🔗 15:30D_Man_7733: we're at freezing.
🔗 15:30Laserbeaks_Fury: wow, that sounds so much like the old HEV suit
🔗 15:30 Mangledpixel: so, this is like the Long Dark but scifi?
🔗 15:30dialMforMara: Hi! You're screwed!
🔗 15:30 CaffeinatedLemur: water = cold confirmed
🔗 15:31 kimjappas: Rise and shine Solus campers! And don't forget your booties, cause its c-c-c-cold out there!!
🔗 15:31 Psychic_Ketchup: So, survive or you'll die? Thanks tips
🔗 15:31DigitalSeahorse: Rootpotato, I don't think it's a horror
🔗 15:31 All_mankind: we can call it The Deep Dark
🔗 15:31 Havok4: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it. Is to not die like a chump.
🔗 15:31 AdmiralMemo: Pipesmun
🔗 15:31Baranastra: Dropping the torch reduces your temperature. Keep it on you.
🔗 15:31thatguyinplaid: Just light the world on fire
🔗 15:31MrTulip: I think the rock-thing is one of those things emitting cold.
🔗 15:31castlewise: what if you drop the roots on the burning torch?
🔗 15:31Cisi21:
You can make a campfire...but you need to have your torch in hand and combine it with roots
🔗 15:31 2Flower: Wait, we need warmth? Can we sleep in front of the roaring rocket thrusters?
🔗 15:31 Djshire: man, this game is torch-ture
🔗 15:31DigitalSeahorse: if it is a horror it's a unique one
🔗 15:31 AdmiralMemo: That's fine
🔗 15:31The_Quiet_Alestain: -20C are no fun
🔗 15:31 Anubis169: Cisi21: sweet! so is the premise purely on survival on this planet, or are there other mechanics which appear later?
🔗 15:31 kimjappas: Solus character confirmed pipesman.
🔗 15:31xxxlonkxxx: let's cook ourselves
🔗 15:31IndigoVitare: too warm! too warm!
🔗 15:31 AdmiralMemo: Let's warm up please. *sets self on fire*
🔗 15:31SirBiffaloEsq: I don't think that's a safe way to treat hypothermia.
🔗 15:32 Nightvalien28: can we store some oil in a can?
🔗 15:32 Psychic_Ketchup: You are currently on fire
🔗 15:32 MistahFixIt: How are we not Ash?
🔗 15:32castlewise: why not just hang out next to that thing?
🔗 15:32Cisi21:
@Anubis169: well, this is more story driven...you will see it later on this stream I hope
🔗 15:32daneislazy: 66C is hot enough to cause burns after several seconds, if I'm not mistaken
🔗 15:32DigitalSeahorse: how much battery in pda?...can you turn it off when not in use?
🔗 15:32 CaffeinatedLemur:
staying away from ice cold water is warmer
🔗 15:32 mtvcdm: MistahFixIt, we lack shame tickets.
🔗 15:32 AdmiralMemo: What's 10 C in F? Like in the 40s?
🔗 15:32 Anubis169:
oooo story, my fave
🔗 15:32 2Flower: SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE *angry guitar*
🔗 15:32 Omega_Lairon: "It's burned on the outside, but frozen on the inside, so it evens out."
🔗 15:32 wildpeaks:
Cosy little cave now
🔗 15:32 All_mankind: hey, the spaceship did come into play in our struggle to survive on neolithic age-terms
🔗 15:32MillerDark: 10 c in 50 farenheit i think
🔗 15:32 Anubis169 gets the popcorn
🔗 15:32Rootpotato: That's what. 50 F°?
🔗 15:32 Lord_Durin: so Alex, human body temp is 37 degrees, fyi
🔗 15:32 GDwarf:
Clearly the big reveal is that all these temperatures...are in Kelvins!
🔗 15:32Laserbeaks_Fury: "Welcome to the HEV Mark 4 Protective System, for use in hazardous environment conditions."
🔗 15:32 Lord_Durin:
66 is way too hot
🔗 15:33Baranastra: @Gdwarf Negative Kelvin?
🔗 15:33 AdmiralMemo: GDwarf, Negative Kelvin? Super hot.
🔗 15:33xxxlonkxxx:
negative kelvins? 
🔗 15:33 Anubis169:
the love in making this landscape really shows btw
🔗 15:33 Zaghrog: a comfortable room temperature is above 20 degrees celsius
🔗 15:33PandasAndPancakes:
Gdwarf Even the negative ones?
🔗 15:33 GDwarf: Baranastra: Yesssss
🔗 15:33 GDwarf: Pandasandpancakes: Of course!
🔗 15:33DigitalSeahorse: what if you're supposed to stay near the fueled fire to keep warmer?
🔗 15:33 GDwarf: AdmiralMemo: Oui
🔗 15:33 2Flower: 1500 calories from a single can? What was that, Swole Protein 6000?
🔗 15:33IndigoVitare: inb4 that was dog food
🔗 15:33 jonlevir: drop some roots on a torch?
🔗 15:33 Anubis169: nothing wrong with dogfood in a survival situation
🔗 15:33 ekimekim3000: negative kelvin temps are possible, but only as a very technical quantum effect
🔗 15:33unknowngamer88: it was a can of butter
🔗 15:33xxxlonkxxx: it's a can of lard
🔗 15:33 mtvcdm: If we go to sleep, will our cellmate kick us out of bed?
🔗 15:33 All_mankind: 20°C is the minimum required room temperature here in sweden
🔗 15:33thatguyinplaid: Good ole c-rats
🔗 15:33sharktoothjack17: We don't really know this planet has 24 hour days
🔗 15:33 Anubis169: in fact dogfood is epic in a survival situation
🔗 15:34IndigoVitare: I suppose it could be worse. It could be a Pot Noodle
🔗 15:34daneislazy: it's space food, high calorie density
🔗 15:34 PhoenixMelior: I like my rooms at about 21C
🔗 15:34PandasAndPancakes: Sharktoothjack17 an excellent point
🔗 15:34af0z: Negative Kelvin temperatures would really mess things up since it would stop light from emitting
🔗 15:34 AugmentingPath: You go through a surprisingly high number of calories in a day (unless those aren't kilocalories, in which case you go through a surprisingly low number)
🔗 15:34The_Quiet_Alestain: praise the sun
🔗 15:34 mtvcdm: ViralInfection, we played Seaman a long time ago.
🔗 15:34rikadyn: i like my room about 15c
🔗 15:34 ViralInfecti0n: mtvcdm, oh sick
🔗 15:34 Akaiatana: I want survival games that let you sleep to start having messed up survivor dreams
🔗 15:34 jonlevir: Feed! Me! More!
🔗 15:34 wildpeaks: can you use the empty can to collect water ?
🔗 15:34Cisi21: Guys, time for Steam key. Here it is, one The Solus Project: 435JG-IX74J-N792F
🔗 15:34castlewise: Af0z I seem to remember there actually are negative kelvin stars. But it was some complicated definition involving entropy
🔗 15:34unknowngamer88: man, how screwed would you be if you landed on a planet with a 96+ hour day/night cycle
🔗 15:34 mtvcdm: It was Ian, actually.
🔗 15:34 ViralInfecti0n: mtvcdm, boooooooo
🔗 15:35rikadyn gives Jonlevir a feeding tube
🔗 15:35 All_mankind: a negative amount of molecular excitement? man quantum mechanics is so full of possibilities
🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: We try to not get them sniped.
🔗 15:35Cisi21:
TAKE ONE TORCH WITH YOU!
🔗 15:35 2Flower: Someone show Cisi21 how to use the pump bot?
🔗 15:35 Zeke229: we actually have a system for steam keys
🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo: !codefall
🔗 15:35 LRRbot:
If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: https://pump19.eu/codefall Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
🔗 15:35 ViralInfecti0n: I like how it's "Sharp Rock" and not just "Rock"
🔗 15:35DigitalSeahorse: scan flowers
🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21:
🔗 15:35 ViralInfecti0n: like, this rock is designed for slicing and dicing
🔗 15:35xxxlonkxxx: why does this look more like a junkyard than a crash site?
🔗 15:35 AdmiralMemo: ViralInfecti0n, Well we have 3 regular rocks, a sharp rock, and a heavy rock.
🔗 15:36 Anubis169:
yeah we have a problem with bot-snipers in here, they watch for the codes and auto-claim them in a fraction of a second 
🔗 15:36 wildpeaks: !advice
🔗 15:36 LRRbot: Make an audio log and drop it somewhere.
🔗 15:36 ekimekim3000: All_mankind: it's very weird, but the tl;dr is that temperature isn't really what you were told it was in school, it's more generally defined as d(entropy)/d(energy)
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: !badadvice
🔗 15:36 LRRbot: Email Graham.
🔗 15:36 wildpeaks:
on point lrrbot
🔗 15:36 enolan: Okay, that's rad
🔗 15:36The_Quiet_Alestain: huuuu
🔗 15:36Cisi21:
@Anubis169: Really?
🔗 15:36 kimjappas: PRAISE HELIX
🔗 15:36BonSequitur: Nice Palm Pilot
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: ya, it's widespread on twitch
🔗 15:36 Anubis169:
🔗 15:36tfielding38: Ammonites! Ammonites are the most adorable!
🔗 15:36 ViralInfecti0n:
put your penis in it
🔗 15:36Cisi21: @Anubis169: that's not good
🔗 15:36 Nightvalien28: praise
🔗 15:36 MistahFixIt: !addbadadvice "Step on the flytrap."
🔗 15:36 Anubis169:
but, we have a workaround
🔗 15:36Earthenone: maybe the roots arent stacking?
🔗 15:36 2Flower:
🔗 15:36DigitalSeahorse: can you eat the danger plant?
🔗 15:36 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: So if you use Pump19, it essentially makes its own code and posts that, and puts the real code on the page.
🔗 15:36 Anubis169: a bot which announces the codes via website link
🔗 15:36D_Man_7733: those are just supersized weeds I think, only really dangerous to things that fit entirely inside of them.
🔗 15:37xxxlonkxxx:
maybe the venus flytrap is actually alien taco
🔗 15:37 AugmentingPath:
🔗 15:37Earthenone: inventory says 12/12
🔗 15:37 Psychic_Ketchup: You know, if you forget about the freezing nights, this weather seems really nice.
🔗 15:37 AdmiralMemo: !codefall
🔗 15:37 LRRbot:
If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: https://pump19.eu/codefall Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
🔗 15:37 BusTed: Pipe hype.
🔗 15:37BonSequitur: It feels like Gliese 6743 c is not exactly the catchiest name
🔗 15:37 2Flower: Get PIPED.
🔗 15:37 wildpeaks:
the environment sure looks pretty
🔗 15:37thatguyinplaid: Time to get primitive on some weeds
🔗 15:37 MistahFixIt: Use PIPE on SHARP ROCK - Acquire SPEAR ?
🔗 15:37BonSequitur: It feels like PR would have come up with a better name before they shot people into space towards it
🔗 15:37Cantwearcats: Death food?
🔗 15:37IndigoVitare: clearly some sort of eye plant
🔗 15:37 AugmentingPath: almost certainly that is food or death!
🔗 15:37 Stoffern: bulkhead number 3...
🔗 15:37 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy.
🔗 15:37 LRRbot: New quote #1950: "Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:37 All_mankind: this is the furure, we're making robots fight each other, only it didn't turn out like the movies said it would
🔗 15:37 Frylock72: Creepy af.
🔗 15:37 16Bitmason: are you food or am i food?
🔗 15:37xxxlonkxxx: oh you crashed in the ocean and got washed ashore?
🔗 15:38 Zaghrog: the weather is quite comfortable in the day, actually quite hot
🔗 15:38DigitalSeahorse: eyes
🔗 15:38 TheRealEldraziOfZendikar: Hello all
🔗 15:38IndigoVitare: oh so this game is set in Ireland?
🔗 15:38rikadyn: so this is an "extinct" volcano...
🔗 15:38D_Man_7733: these are really weird rock formations.
🔗 15:38 Frylock72: We'll me Ralph Macchio all over these columns in no time.
🔗 15:38 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhh wat
🔗 15:38 AugmentingPath: noope
🔗 15:38 ekimekim3000: nope
🔗 15:38 MistahFixIt:
What would've made that plant great is if those eyeball buds all turned to look at Alex 
🔗 15:38 CaffeinatedLemur: neop
🔗 15:38 2Flower: Spiderfrands?
🔗 15:38IndigoVitare: nope nope nope
🔗 15:38 wildpeaks:
space spiders ?
🔗 15:38 CaffeinatedLemur: Spiders are not frands
🔗 15:38 Zaghrog:
🔗 15:38Theycallmejokke:
Spider friends?
🔗 15:38 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 15:38The_Quiet_Alestain: nooope
🔗 15:38 AdmiralMemo: Sharp rock, collect spiderweb?
🔗 15:38 BusTed: Kill it with fire?
🔗 15:38 Psychic_Ketchup: el spidro gigante?
🔗 15:38 ekimekim3000: <closes stream>
🔗 15:38MrTulip: that looks like a GOOD idea
🔗 15:38 jonlevir: I feel like any space gardeners would be weeping angels
🔗 15:38brosif123: I thought lets nope was friday
🔗 15:38 Nightvalien28: webs are bad come back with gun and fire
🔗 15:38D_Man_7733: what are the odds spiders exist in space too?
🔗 15:38thatguyinplaid: That's not foreboding
🔗 15:38Anaerin: d_man_7733: It's hexagonal slate. Rather like Giant's Causeway in Scotland.
🔗 15:38 All_mankind: this scenario by the way is exactly why i don't want to go full vegetarian and lose the ability to digest meat
🔗 15:38Cisi21:
Take one torch with you and don't drop it
🔗 15:38Cunamo: this is where they keep the face huggers
🔗 15:38xxxlonkxxx:
cuddly spoders
🔗 15:38 kimjappas: La Arranna Discoteca
🔗 15:38DigitalSeahorse: spiders on another planet...NOPE
🔗 15:39 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Spiders are a universal constant.
🔗 15:39 LRRbot: New quote #1951: "Spiders are a universal constant." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:39 CaffeinatedLemur: spiders and falafels the two universal constants
🔗 15:39brosif123: Is this one of those "It was earth the whole damn time" concepts.
🔗 15:39Earthenone:
no matter where you are in the universe there is a spider within 2 meters of you
🔗 15:39 MistahFixIt: Columnar Basalt - We encountered it on Lifeless Planet too
🔗 15:39Mithgar: Oh for the love of... can't even random exo-planets be free of spiders?!? Arachnophobes like me are freaking doomed!
🔗 15:39DigitalSeahorse: maybe they are lava spiders...that fly
🔗 15:39tfielding38: I mean, there are Ammonite fossils lying around everywhere
🔗 15:39lvl8_Wordsmith: Why make up a creepy thing when everyone's already scared witless by spiders XD
🔗 15:39xxxlonkxxx: wait there were spoders on lifeless planet?
🔗 15:39 Psychic_Ketchup: Hey maybe it's not spiders. It could just be an alien that poops wbes.
🔗 15:39 MistahFixIt: Not spiders, the basalt rocks
🔗 15:39 Nightvalien28: maybe it is not a spider, could be a roach that can spin webs
🔗 15:39 AugmentingPath: there's webs, that's all we know
🔗 15:39 Djshire: too hot? hot damn!
🔗 15:40 TheRealEldraziOfZendikar: It's fun getting into trouble
🔗 15:40 Sylenctone:
That looks like
🔗 15:40 Zyme86: you walked into the ocean
🔗 15:40 AdmiralMemo: Body wetness? Is it from sweat or piss?
🔗 15:40 All_mankind: why do i feel like that still running rocket engine is going to create trouble in the long term?
🔗 15:40D_Man_7733: aren't webs like really weird structurally?
🔗 15:40 Frylock72: @Nightvalien28, That's not really better.
🔗 15:40 Mangledpixel: trouble is my favourite thing to get into"
🔗 15:40thatguyinplaid: It's like blues clues
🔗 15:40 AugmentingPath: reminder: your survival is paramount
🔗 15:40 Khalahd: Sweat from jumping into a burning engine.
🔗 15:40 jonlevir: time to die horribly
🔗 15:40DigitalSeahorse: swaet
🔗 15:40 jonnykefka: Well this seems intresting. How's it been so far? I just arriveed
🔗 15:40The_Quiet_Alestain: hrng
🔗 15:40xxxlonkxxx: you might want to look up if you're looking for spoders
🔗 15:40 Anubis169: urgh... i'm seeing shapes in the walls
🔗 15:40 Papperslappen: Spider friends?
🔗 15:40D_Man_7733: who knows, we might find bones to tell us what's on this planet!
🔗 15:40Earthenone: maaaarioooooo?
🔗 15:40 TheRealEldraziOfZendikar: It could even have a boat
🔗 15:40 kimjappas: Well, its been a good life.
🔗 15:40MarkBarks:
inside the Great Spider Cave? Yeah, could be anything
🔗 15:40 Lord_Hosk: LOL, I log in and hear "Oh ok, this is a stupid idea" and then it cuts to commercial
🔗 15:40thatguyinplaid: Don't forget to look up
🔗 15:40sharktoothjack17: those are friendly noises, right?
🔗 15:40 Nightvalien28: Frylock72, could be a bear with eight arms and chitinous
🔗 15:40Mithgar: Copy that. We have found a Thing.
🔗 15:40 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Alex: I suspect body wetness might be from sweat from STANDING NEXT TO A ROCKET ENGINE.
🔗 15:40 wildpeaks:
Upgrade time
🔗 15:40sacrificialtoast: artifacts, must be in the Zone
🔗 15:40PandasAndPancakes: oooooh, artifacts
🔗 15:40The_Quiet_Alestain: an artifact
🔗 15:41 Psychic_Ketchup: Woo! A thing!
🔗 15:41 kimjappas: Jam artifact into skin, get resitances
🔗 15:41 All_mankind: that looks like it might be an artifact of cultural significance, maybe don't oh too late
🔗 15:41CapnRobert: power up seemingly
🔗 15:41Earthenone: is/was
🔗 15:41 MistahFixIt: Blowout soon, fellow Space STALKER.
🔗 15:41tfielding38: They don't quite look like columnar basalts
🔗 15:41af0z: I mean, spiders are pretty well suited for the whole survival thing, it's understandable that similar lifeforms would evolve independently
🔗 15:41The_Quiet_Alestain: oooooh
🔗 15:41 jonlevir: so this is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mod?
🔗 15:41 jonlevir:
🔗 15:41 AugmentingPath: ubuntu iron man?
🔗 15:41Earthenone: could have been an automated turret
🔗 15:41IndigoVitare: you know, finding this cave EMPTY would probably be even more terrifying than finding a spider, because it WAS here and now it's not. It could be anywhere now. Even behind you
🔗 15:41MarkBarks: oh hey, Bill Cipher's been here
🔗 15:41 Nightvalien28: well you just stole from them
🔗 15:41 wildpeaks: they look humanoid
🔗 15:41 Anubis169: We are now Jason Voorhees
🔗 15:41DigitalSeahorse: said something about hunger...?
🔗 15:41 AdmiralMemo: We become Jason X in Space?
🔗 15:41 Psychic_Ketchup: AKA sneakers?
🔗 15:41Anaerin: Hi Deadpool?
🔗 15:41 Mangledpixel: humanoid, but not human
🔗 15:41xxxlonkxxx: jason?
🔗 15:41 Zyme86: well we know they play hockey at least
🔗 15:41sacrificialtoast: hockey is alos a universal constant
🔗 15:41 Frylock72: Jason also seems to be a universal constant.
🔗 15:41Mithgar: Crap! It's a planet filled with people who worship Jason!!
🔗 15:41brosif123:
You want to open it
🔗 15:42rikadyn: maybe this is the tomb of the planets greaatest goalie
🔗 15:42lvl8_Wordsmith: I'd like to point out that Alex is currently an interplanetary grave robber right now.
🔗 15:42D_Man_7733: of course we want to open it. We're scientists!
🔗 15:42 AdmiralMemo:
At least we're protected against Freddy Krueger then.
🔗 15:42 All_mankind: at least we can hope it's a grave
🔗 15:42tfielding38: Alex is always an interplanetary grave robber
🔗 15:42brosif123:
Ope the present and see whats inside!
🔗 15:42 Frylock72: Insofar as you can be, anyway,
🔗 15:42 shparky3920: So, Rust in Space? Or not MMO
🔗 15:42DigitalSeahorse: open for science
🔗 15:42 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Hockey: also a universal constant.
🔗 15:42 LRRbot: New quote #1952: "Hockey: also a universal constant." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:42Theycallmejokke: Tome raiding for fun and profit
🔗 15:42Cantwearcats: Well either that mask was left by an alien serial killer or we've found Space Canada
🔗 15:42 BusTed: Yay eternatorch.
🔗 15:42 kimjappas:
🔗 15:42 jonlevir: stick the lit torch in your pants
🔗 15:42 GDwarf: Burns forever? But...thermodynamics!
🔗 15:42 Anubis169: ||Spoiler|| hang on, didn't Jason X have him land on another planet?
🔗 15:43xxxlonkxxx: character actually covered in eyes
🔗 15:43rikadyn: or just real big
🔗 15:43IndigoVitare: tides must be KILLER here
🔗 15:43 All_mankind: gameodynamics!
🔗 15:43 io_Otter: I'll just have trypophobia for them...
🔗 15:43 GDwarf: Anubis169: I don't think so
🔗 15:43The_Quiet_Alestain: Its a moon, maybe?
🔗 15:43 ShadeofHades: Heya there guys. How are we all?
🔗 15:43 Anubis169: i think he did
🔗 15:43kronopticon: or planet is just really big
🔗 15:43 Mangledpixel: Anubis169, I think it was a space station
🔗 15:43 Psychic_Ketchup: Good that we don't have to effing scavenge for batteries at least.
🔗 15:43 Havok4: Well given that our ship did not have nearly enough of any conventional fuel to get here I guess the fact that it has a near infinite energy density solves that problem
🔗 15:43Steelwolf171: Real close. Like, J.J. Abrams close.
🔗 15:43 Anubis169: no i mean at the end near Earth II
🔗 15:43 GDwarf: Anubis169: I don't think he leaves space in Jason X
🔗 15:43 Mangledpixel: Anubis169, ah, maybe yeh, tis ages since I've saw it
🔗 15:43DigitalSeahorse: are there moving tides in this game....cause it should
🔗 15:43 DrMcGoodTimes: Go pet the doubtlessly friendly plants.
🔗 15:43 Anubis169:
wonder if he landed here
🔗 15:43 AugmentingPath:
🔗 15:43 Mangledpixel: *I saw it
🔗 15:44 wildpeaks:
Bondfire get
🔗 15:44 Mangledpixel: I can grammar
🔗 15:44Earthenone: fire-GET!
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo: Campfire!... small temporary one
🔗 15:44 Psychic_Ketchup: We can just burn the entire planet!
🔗 15:44lvl8_Wordsmith: Got there! Fire is supremely legit!
🔗 15:44 All_mankind: woo beach party
🔗 15:44 Akaiatana: Memo you are able to make permanent fires?
🔗 15:44 shparky3920: Fulfill your pyromaniacal urges Alex!!!
🔗 15:44 kimjappas: Oxenfree Beach Party flashbacks
🔗 15:44brosif123: Alex Learns: Fire
🔗 15:44 BusTed: Now to apply fire to everything we come across.
🔗 15:44 AdmiralMemo:
Now... Pick up the fire and use it in crafting.
🔗 15:44 Zaghrog: this temperature outside is quite hot, best stay hydrated
🔗 15:44Earthenone: i want that pda
🔗 15:44D_Man_7733: We have stolen fire from the devs!
🔗 15:44IndigoVitare: craft the fire into Chainmail
🔗 15:45sacrificialtoast: this pda hooked up to all our vital signs sure is handy
🔗 15:45 MistahFixIt: We just slammed a 2 liter of water
🔗 15:45 DrMcGoodTimes: This guy just downed 4 L of water in no time flat. That's pretty impressive.
🔗 15:45tfielding38: i think you might be stupid if you need a computer to tell you you're thirsty
🔗 15:45 Mangledpixel: is that a Stargate?
🔗 15:45Cantwearcats: Trogen horse?
🔗 15:45Anaerin: Day-Trogen?
🔗 15:45 AdmiralMemo: It's Trogen... put it in a horse!
🔗 15:45 jonlevir: light the trogen?
🔗 15:45sacrificialtoast: it's full of tiny warriors
🔗 15:45sacrificialtoast: you should take it home
🔗 15:45 GDwarf: Trogen, for when you need to make more tro in a hurry!
🔗 15:45 All_mankind: trogen means faithful in norwegian
🔗 15:45 Psychic_Ketchup: A beacon? That's an endgame item!
🔗 15:45 LathosTiran:
my GPU hiccuped, my steam overlay is now a static piture of the stream
🔗 15:45Earthenone: ohh, so you could make a supply cache?
🔗 15:45Anaerin: Another beacon?
🔗 15:45 Zyme86: probably the other beach
🔗 15:45kronopticon: galactic trojan condoms. because we don't ALWAYS wanna repopulate the earth
🔗 15:45 AugmentingPath: You may be getting near to freeze-to-death o'clock
🔗 15:45 Anubis169: LathosTiran: can you see this?
🔗 15:45 shparky3920: Stupid and able to chug like crazy ... Is your character a frat boy?
🔗 15:46 wildpeaks: what a reassuring name
🔗 15:46xxxlonkxxx: annnnnnnd we live here now
🔗 15:46Theycallmejokke: Push it to limit!
🔗 15:46 Zaghrog: yeah, nightfall is approachig, might wat some shelter from the cold
🔗 15:46 Anubis169: Blowout soon fellow Survivor!
🔗 15:46 LathosTiran: dual monitor layout, game on primary stream on secondary
🔗 15:46 Anubis169:
🔗 15:46Earthenone: permemnant arbitrary buffs for exploration, seems like one way to do it i supose
🔗 15:46 Lord_Hosk: storm coming stalker!
🔗 15:46Littha subscribed for 14 months in a row!
🔗 15:46 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Littha! (Today's storm count: 10)
🔗 15:46Anaerin: It's "Duh-bree".
🔗 15:47 Frylock72:
🔗 15:47Cisi21: Hey, don't miss the pod!
🔗 15:47brosif123: I love that it's a tomorrow problem
🔗 15:47 Psychic_Ketchup: That seems like a problem for future us.
🔗 15:47 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] That's a "tomorrow" problem...
🔗 15:47 LRRbot: New quote #1953: "That's a "tomorrow" problem..." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:47Capt_Sheep: Cave whales?>
🔗 15:47thatguyinplaid: Sounds like someone wants to make friends
🔗 15:47unknowngamer88: uh oh
🔗 15:47Cantwearcats: Frond?
🔗 15:47Cirallaric: that looks close
🔗 15:47The_Quiet_Alestain: friend?
🔗 15:47 Nightvalien28: oh boy
🔗 15:47 LordoftheFros: Oh goody! Another survivor! Salvage his bits!
🔗 15:47D_Man_7733: please be an escape pod, please be an escape pod.
🔗 15:47kronopticon: may the incoming storm claim you for your curiosity.
🔗 15:47PandasAndPancakes: Take cover!
🔗 15:47 AdmiralMemo: OH BB GRL!
🔗 15:47 Nightvalien28: D_Man_7733, it was, but not from the planet
🔗 15:47The_Quiet_Alestain: friend!
🔗 15:47 Anubis169: supply cache!
🔗 15:48 Anubis169:
🔗 15:48 AgentMagicMaster: This game is b-e-a-u-tiful!
🔗 15:48 jonlevir: drop beacon?
🔗 15:48 TimeKapsule: Hello, Alex! Hello, LRchat!
🔗 15:48IndigoVitare: I don't think this is going anywhere, maybe you can come back tomorrow
🔗 15:48 AdmiralMemo: Oh sweet! Teleport to your cave!
🔗 15:48 Anubis169:
heya TimeKapsule
🔗 15:48D_Man_7733: drop the beacon so you can find your way back?
🔗 15:48brosif123: I walk away for two seconds and shits falling from the sky
🔗 15:48DigitalSeahorse: drop everything but the fire
🔗 15:48Cirallaric: use the beacon and just mark this location ?
🔗 15:48 groverfield2: Teleport device? We can just eat it.
🔗 15:49 AdmiralMemo: Wait... Use the beacon, mark this place, teleport back and forth?
🔗 15:49The_Quiet_Alestain:
Teleporter? Life is getting easy fast.
🔗 15:49 enolan: wow, it's the unreal tournament teleport disc launcher
🔗 15:49brosif123: That beacon will be good if you find Home 2.0
🔗 15:49 Lord_Hosk: Littler Lady Hosk "Hi daddys computer friends. guess what?"
🔗 15:49 Zyme86: is that a tower I see off to the left
🔗 15:49castlewise: why not just hang out next to the rocket engine?
🔗 15:49PandasAndPancakes: Is that a lighthouse on the left?
🔗 15:49Steelwolf171: Structure to your left Alex.
🔗 15:49 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, What?
🔗 15:49 Psychic_Ketchup: I didn't notice the giant planet in the sky before
🔗 15:49 All_mankind: beaches are useful as boundaries
🔗 15:49 TimeKapsule: Is this sorta like super Minecraft in space?
🔗 15:49Anaerin: What, littler lady hosk?
🔗 15:49asthanius: I feel like it's not a good idea to go to 0% stamina.
🔗 15:49 enolan: Is it chicken butt?
🔗 15:49The_Quiet_Alestain: What, littler Lady?
🔗 15:49sharktoothjack17: I understand the limited-inventory mechanic, but it seems strange to put the important cache of important things at the end of hte first day of gathering
🔗 15:49 Lord_Hosk: Littler Lady Hosk "You can tune a guitar and you can tune a trumpet but you cant... "
🔗 15:50unknowngamer88: Tuna fish
🔗 15:50 Lord_Hosk: Littler Lady Hosk "TUNAFISH!"
🔗 15:50 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Hosk, Tunafish?
🔗 15:50 wildpeaks: tuna fish ?
🔗 15:50 Nightvalien28: hahaha
🔗 15:50The_Quiet_Alestain:
🔗 15:50 wildpeaks:
ha
🔗 15:50 Zyme86:
🔗 15:50DigitalSeahorse: what's that off to the sea?....a windmill?
🔗 15:50PandasAndPancakes:
chat already knows all the good punchlines
🔗 15:50rikadyn: night time sea creatures, now i am thinking lobster things from the dark tower
🔗 15:50brosif123: @Lord_hosk a piano
🔗 15:50 Nightvalien28: now I am hungry, thanks littler lady
🔗 15:50 Papperslappen: Fire, I take you to burn..
🔗 15:50 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Lord_hosk how did the hipster burn his mouth?
🔗 15:50 wildpeaks: he drank his coffee before it was cool
🔗 15:50 AdmiralMemo: Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
🔗 15:50 Psychic_Ketchup: We kindled the bonfire!
🔗 15:50 shparky3920: invisible fuel
🔗 15:50af0z: Can you tune a trumpet?
🔗 15:51 AugmentingPath: Ok_we_live_here_now he drank his coffee before it was mainstream
🔗 15:51 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Admiralmemo damnit
🔗 15:51 Zeke229: yeah, this game is rad
🔗 15:51DigitalSeahorse: can you turn off your pda?
🔗 15:51lvl8_Wordsmith:
So, living on an alien planet is easier than I thought!
🔗 15:51 JonciA: Is this a futurist version of "The Long Dark"?
🔗 15:51 Lord_Hosk: af0z yes
🔗 15:51DigitalSeahorse: guess you can't if it's the alarm
🔗 15:51Anaerin: af0z: Yes. You adjust the length of the main tube at one of the two locations it comes apart.
🔗 15:51 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: ok, fine, why was the hipster girl so odd?
🔗 15:51Cisi21:
go outside
🔗 15:51IndigoVitare: stop trying to set the water on fire
🔗 15:51 Zeke229: this is the long dark in SPACE, basically
🔗 15:51 MistahFixIt: Climate Anomaly?
🔗 15:51 LordoftheFros: Climate anomoly? BLOWOUT, FELLOW STALKER!
🔗 15:51 Zyme86: refill water bottles
🔗 15:51 MistahFixIt: Blowout soon!
🔗 15:51 Frylock72: What was the red stuff in his eyesight?
🔗 15:51 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhhhhh
🔗 15:51sacrificialtoast: ZI know after I sleep for 8 hours, I feel like I'm going to die of dehydration.
🔗 15:51PandasAndPancakes: !sir
🔗 15:51unknowngamer88: UM
🔗 15:51 Nightvalien28: hmm
🔗 15:51Cirallaric: oh ***
🔗 15:51CapnRobert: inside
🔗 15:51 MistahFixIt: Well
🔗 15:51omensGenesis: OH NO
🔗 15:51The_Quiet_Alestain: That sounds ominous... holy!
🔗 15:51 DoktorNik: go play with it?
🔗 15:51 AdmiralMemo: !findquote nonono
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: Quote #1166: "No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no" —Alex [2015-11-27]
🔗 15:52 Lord_Durin: Inside!
🔗 15:52The_Passerby: hope the chat is having a nice day.
🔗 15:52brosif123: Ah, that appears to be a tornado
🔗 15:52 enolan: !game good
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (13/13)
🔗 15:52 Lord_Hosk: Storm in coming stalker
🔗 15:52 Frylock72: Hey, entertainment!
🔗 15:52 CaptainEnder7:
🔗 15:52 Papperslappen: Oh look, a weather
🔗 15:52 BusTed: Quite the waterspout there.
🔗 15:52IndigoVitare: back inside I think
🔗 15:52asthanius: Don't go NEAR IT
🔗 15:52 DrMcGoodTimes: Casual tornade
🔗 15:52Viczia: It's an F5
🔗 15:52 Zaghrog:
🔗 15:52ifsandsor: Go touch it!
🔗 15:52 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 15:52 Lord_Durin: Insideinside!
🔗 15:52 ShadeofHades: !sir
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 15:52 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 15:52omensGenesis: STOP WALKING TOWARDS IT
🔗 15:52 All_mankind:
that stuff we left on the beach?
🔗 15:52 TStodden: That sucks... LITERALLY!
🔗 15:52DigitalSeahorse: climate anomaly or violent?
🔗 15:52 Psychic_Ketchup:
The moon sure is big in Japan
🔗 15:52 Zeke229:
🔗 15:52 Zyme86: today looks like an inside day
🔗 15:52Cantwearcats: The weather's doing a thing
🔗 15:52 Nightvalien28: today is a stay indoors day
🔗 15:52 JonciA: It's just a little water spout. Everything is fine
🔗 15:52Cunamo:
🔗 15:52 AugmentingPath: maybe don't go toward the tornado?
🔗 15:52daneislazy: thanks for telling me I'm thirsty PDA, I wouldn't have know otherwise, also, wtf tornado
🔗 15:52 MistahFixIt: This seems like a Future Alex Problem
🔗 15:52 Couraster: Shelter is good now yes?
🔗 15:52 Sylenctone: Run away!
🔗 15:52af0z: A tornado! Quick, get closer!
🔗 15:52D_Man_7733: waterspouts tend to break over land don't they?
🔗 15:52Questhere: why are we walking towards it?!
🔗 15:52DigitalSeahorse: violent climate anomaly
🔗 15:52EricTheOrange: Ummmm Alex, don't walk TWORDS the tornado
🔗 15:52DigitalSeahorse: yeeeee
🔗 15:52 AdmiralMemo:
!addquote (Alex) [now] Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the inside!
🔗 15:52 LRRbot:
New quote #1954: "Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the 
inside!" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:52 shparky3920: is that cracks in your helmet?
🔗 15:52EricTheOrange: I live in Midwest USA, we know our tornados
🔗 15:52D_Man_7733: into the cavern in the wall!
🔗 15:52unknowngamer88: so good bye to all the of the remains of our ship
🔗 15:52Anaerin: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Alex.
🔗 15:52 Nightvalien28: cave is good, cave is safe
🔗 15:52 LordoftheFros: Our suit auto-repairs. Nanomachines, son!
🔗 15:52brosif123: PDA: Shits *** up outside" Alex:*Goes the *** outside* XD
🔗 15:52 Djshire: if you've ever been on tv describing what the tornado sounded like...
🔗 15:53 MistahFixIt: We legit live here now.
🔗 15:53asthanius: Ooh yeah, did that destroy the ship's remains?
🔗 15:53 DrMcGoodTimes: !tornado
🔗 15:53The_Quiet_Alestain: Looks gone
🔗 15:53 MistahFixIt: We got walls, a roof, some fire... we're living the dream
🔗 15:53PandasAndPancakes: Is ourr source of fire gone?
🔗 15:53 jonlevir: thankfully no hypothermia
🔗 15:53asthanius: The wet meter reminds me of Fatal Frame
🔗 15:53 AdmiralMemo: PandasAndPancakes, No
🔗 15:53 TStodden: True Erictheorange... although the worst I've been near one was ~1 mile away away (& NOT by choice)
🔗 15:53Earthenone:
can you craft an umbrella?
🔗 15:53 AdmiralMemo: Let's sleepmuns
🔗 15:53Cisi21:
Fill your bottle
🔗 15:53Mithgar: Hello. I am Tornadesman. Have you heard the good word about our lord and savior the swirling vortex to doom?
🔗 15:53 All_mankind: we probably could use a shower
🔗 15:53D_Man_7733: explore our cave?
🔗 15:53 jonlevir: can we gather more roots for fire?
🔗 15:54Cantwearcats: Asthanius, Do you think our space suit goes all see through and clingy?
🔗 15:54 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Well, the campfire didn't have any oil.
🔗 15:54 Zyme86: Look like teh vines retrow
🔗 15:54daneislazy: most of this game looks real nice, but a couple things seem a bit sloppy, hopefully they can polish it up before full release
🔗 15:54 Lord_Durin: drop excess food too?
🔗 15:54asthanius: @Cantwearcats No third person camera, so I don't think so
🔗 15:54IndigoVitare: Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, give a man a torch and he's warm forever. Wait that doesn't seem right
🔗 15:54kronopticon: roots grow superfast though.
🔗 15:54Pavlovs_Dog_: just about to say that
🔗 15:54Cisi21: Just keep one torch with you
🔗 15:54mysterweb: oh dear
🔗 15:54Cisi21: (more space in inventory)
🔗 15:54asthanius:
@Cantwearcats Unless it's just for the devs
🔗 15:54 shamblemyshark4: !game
🔗 15:54 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 15:54DigitalSeahorse: I thought he put oil on it
🔗 15:54 Nightvalien28: can we put oil in a can?
🔗 15:55kronopticon: light the oil on fire?
🔗 15:55 Psychic_Ketchup: !game good
🔗 15:55 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (14/14)
🔗 15:55unknowngamer88: weird how it's more efficient to fill your water bottle and drink from it than drink straight from the rocks
🔗 15:55 MistahFixIt: Oily Rootball
🔗 15:55kronopticon: just on its own.
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: DigitalSeahorse: For the torch. Not for the fire.
🔗 15:55 Lord_Hosk: Torches live forever... but a legend never dies. a creepy ghost of a candy bar taught me that in a dream once
🔗 15:55Baranastra: !game good
🔗 15:55 Nightvalien28: oh it said infinitive burning
🔗 15:55DigitalSeahorse: oh
🔗 15:55 AugmentingPath: that seems like a bad plan, kronopticon, since we need that oil for things
🔗 15:55mysterweb: Don't set the world on fire
🔗 15:55 jonlevir: that died fast
🔗 15:55 Zyme86: Teach a man fire he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
🔗 15:55daneislazy: that seemed like it burned faster
🔗 15:55DigitalSeahorse: oil is a finite resource
🔗 15:55 AdmiralMemo: Oil makes it burn hotter, but faster
🔗 15:55 BusTed: Spinfusor?
🔗 15:56 LordoftheFros: Yay! Fast Travel!
🔗 15:56 Psychic_Ketchup: Oh it's a warp pad
🔗 15:56 TStodden: Notes in inventory that oil torch "Burns Forever"
🔗 15:56 Mangledpixel: ooh, it's like the thing from Unreal Tournament
🔗 15:56 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (15/15)
🔗 15:56 Zyme86: Somebody played unreal tournement
🔗 15:56 All_mankind: it's a hearthstone!
🔗 15:56Cisi21: You can use right click for teleporting
🔗 15:56PandasAndPancakes: Can you fling it into that cave you needed to get into?
🔗 15:56 Nightvalien28: PandasAndPancakes, brilliant
🔗 15:56 MistahFixIt:
So I guess we need to start tracking Telefrags now
🔗 15:56 Zeke229: you want i the cave
🔗 15:56 Zeke229: the cave is cool
🔗 15:56IndigoVitare: you still have a fully inventory though
🔗 15:56daneislazy: sweet we can use it to telefrag our enemies
🔗 15:57 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Water: 19% wet
🔗 15:57 LRRbot: New quote #1955: "Water: 19% wet" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 15:57 goatprince2: what happens when you're 100% wet?
🔗 15:57The_Quiet_Alestain: Good thinking. Just chuck the teleporter in there
🔗 15:57sacrificialtoast: is that loud noise just music?
🔗 15:57 Papperslappen: Goatprince2 you're soaking
🔗 15:57IndigoVitare: you drown I assume
🔗 15:57 TStodden: I thought water was 100% wet?
🔗 15:57unknowngamer88: presumably hypothermia happens
🔗 15:57 AdmiralMemo: This isn't the music. It's the sound you're investigating in the cave.
🔗 15:57 MistahFixIt:
@Goatprince2 - You turn into Senator Kelly from the X-Men movie
🔗 15:57Baranastra: @Goatprince2 More susceptible to cold?
🔗 15:57EricTheOrange: Ominous hum = ON
🔗 15:57 Lord_Durin: you have extra torches in your inventory. you only need 1
🔗 15:57 shparky3920: drowned at 100%
🔗 15:57kronopticon: @goatprince2 you become a fish.
🔗 15:57 Zeke229: drop 2 torches
🔗 15:57Cisi21: One torch is enough
🔗 15:57 BusTed: Very nice.
🔗 15:57sharktoothjack17: The teleporter is probably how you get in that one cave
🔗 15:57 MistahFixIt: Telegun = OP
🔗 15:57 shparky3920: awesome
🔗 15:57 2Flower: So we're eating dog food out of cans, but can tear time and space a new butthole easily.
🔗 15:58 AdmiralMemo: Leave the cable, I'd think?
🔗 15:58 All_mankind: i just noticed, Alex, this is the first first person game in i don't know how long that hasn't inspired you to sing the Doom first level background musoc
🔗 15:58mysterweb: you should make a boop noise every time you teleport XD
🔗 15:58Cisi21:
don't leave the food here!
🔗 15:58SirBiffaloEsq: Start tending a chow garden?
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🔗 15:58asthanius: Alex: Chat says to teleport into the cave you need to get into.
🔗 15:58Samph1re: holla folks
🔗 15:58Baranastra: @2Flower Don't forget we are also tearing down vines with a sharp rock.
🔗 15:58IndigoVitare: don't leave food? that's foreboding...
🔗 15:58 Mangledpixel: how far can you launch the teleport-frisbee?
🔗 15:58PandasAndPancakes: Cisi21 Does food degrade outside your inventory?
🔗 15:58mysterweb: telo-frisbe?
🔗 15:58DigitalSeahorse: Chow, chow, for now.
🔗 15:58unknowngamer88: always with the appropriate resubs on that account
🔗 15:58 AdmiralMemo: Well, maybe grab your supplies first?
🔗 15:58Samph1re: just joined, looks like some kinda space survival craftalong thingy?
🔗 15:59 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now:
@Unknowngamer88 i try
🔗 15:59 AdmiralMemo:
Samph1re, Yep. Essentially.
🔗 15:59Cisi21: @PandasAndPancakes: no
🔗 15:59 MistahFixIt: @Samph1re - Pretty much
🔗 15:59 Zeke229: so, cisi21, how many people are working on this game?
🔗 15:59Cisi21: @Zeke229 around 6 core people
🔗 15:59 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: So did you figure out how to use Pump19 if you want to give out more codes?
🔗 15:59ConjureGiantCucumber: The One Man Tuba Orchestra
🔗 15:59 shparky3920: pls dont eat me
🔗 15:59 Zeke229: have you seen the eye plants alex?
🔗 15:59 CompletelyUnsure: how long has ale been playing this?
🔗 15:59Cisi21:
@AdmiralMemo not yet I'll whisper you later
🔗 15:59 shparky3920: dem frumpy tubas
🔗 15:59 AdmiralMemo: Zeke229: Yep.
🔗 15:59Samph1re: columnar basalt is awesome
🔗 16:00PandasAndPancakes: Thought - if you can teleport in, does it follow you can teleport out?
🔗 16:00 Mangledpixel: this is very decent for a dev crew that small, congrats
🔗 16:00originalskyboss: Hey everybody. How it going?
🔗 16:00 TStodden wonders what happens when you feed the alien plants fire...
🔗 16:00 Zeke229: the eye plants scare me
🔗 16:00 wildpeaks: or water
🔗 16:00 MistahFixIt: :SpaceSpider liked this"
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: 'sall good.
🔗 16:00 Lord_Durin: save?
🔗 16:00 MistahFixIt:
🔗 16:00asthanius: Sword? Key?
🔗 16:00 BlueMechanic: why does a plant even need eyes?
🔗 16:00 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 16:00 Zyme86: did it say sword hotkey?
🔗 16:00D_Man_7733: remember there's a glowstick and more beacons in the area.
🔗 16:00 shparky3920: @originalskyboss pretty good. having this in background while hanging washing
🔗 16:01 Psychic_Ketchup:
Ha! your walls!
🔗 16:01Cisi21:
You can use right click mouse for teleporting too
🔗 16:01Phrixscreoth: I don't know what this is, but it has portals. I want it.
🔗 16:01 wildpeaks:
plants need many eyes because the environment is so pretty
🔗 16:01Anaerin: Glowstick of destiny!
🔗 16:01 Zyme86: you have torch and glowstick
🔗 16:01 AdmiralMemo: New area
🔗 16:01 Lord_Durin: is glowstick not light?
🔗 16:01 MistahFixIt: New Level!
🔗 16:01 BusTed: Woo progres.
🔗 16:01 jonlevir: this is a very pretty game
🔗 16:01Namboto: this game looks real coo
🔗 16:01sharktoothjack17: it's so pretty!
🔗 16:01 Zaghrog: 0 tower parts??
🔗 16:01unknowngamer88: those are some weird looking clouds
🔗 16:01Anaerin: "I wish I had a flashlight" he says, carrying a glowstick AND torch...
🔗 16:01 Nightvalien28: that's a pretty loading screen
🔗 16:01 shparky3920: So Alex, thoughts so far?
🔗 16:01 mtvcdm: Breaktime?
🔗 16:01D_Man_7733: So it seems like we're following someone else who crash-landed here.
🔗 16:02kronopticon: push ALL the luck.
🔗 16:02DigitalSeahorse: I thought I saw a windmill on the seascape
🔗 16:02 BlueMechanic: don't worry, it's in-flammable
🔗 16:02 mercano82: Don't worry, it's all inflammable.
🔗 16:02 All_mankind: hey, lichen. dinner is secured
🔗 16:02 Lord_Hosk: well Alex I hate to brea it to you, but.. you are in there and you are flamabel
🔗 16:02 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: Can you teleport between areas? As in, if he shot a pad in the cave, then came to this area, could he port back?
🔗 16:02asthanius: The cable is a rope, so
🔗 16:02 mercano82: @bluemechanic beat me to it
🔗 16:02 BusTed: Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? What a country!
🔗 16:02 mtvcdm: Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
🔗 16:02 Lord_Hosk: Throw a transporter down?
🔗 16:02D_Man_7733: that's a drop
🔗 16:02Baranastra: No need to jump down. Just teleoprt.
🔗 16:02 MedicOfOld: teleport?
🔗 16:02Anaerin: Teleprot down?
🔗 16:02Earthenone: you can probobly port down.. idk about up
🔗 16:03 AdmiralMemo: Earthenone, You can teleport wherever you can throw the disc
🔗 16:03D_Man_7733: etheral blue glows are always good.
🔗 16:03 shparky3920: Yeah, how does one get back up if port down
🔗 16:03 PinaCalChaos: @all_mankind , qwerty a_
🔗 16:03 Mangledpixel: why put it off till tomorrow when you can plumet to your inevitable death today!
🔗 16:03af0z: If you stand too close to the edge, it might become a right now problem
🔗 16:03 2Flower:
🔗 16:03 AdmiralMemo: 100,000% OK
🔗 16:03 shparky3920: Oh God my bones and organs
🔗 16:03 MistahFixIt:
Bones =
🔗 16:03sharktoothjack17: there was blood on our face
🔗 16:03 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 16:03 AugmentingPath: More VIT!
🔗 16:03Cisi21:
@AdmiralMemo: Honestly...I don't know now I didn't try it yet. But there is no reason for it later
🔗 16:03 mtvcdm: I think I've missed some vital bits here.
🔗 16:03 Dumori:
🔗 16:04 MistahFixIt: teleporter super legit.
🔗 16:04 shparky3920: Do you have nanohealing, right?
🔗 16:04Cisi21: @AdmiralMemo: don't want to spoil the game
🔗 16:04 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21, Fair enough
🔗 16:04 Mangledpixel: are those artefacts randomised?
🔗 16:04 Lord_Hosk: THat would have been so much funnier if he would have jumped down got hurt, picked up the relic then turned the corner to see the staircase.
🔗 16:04D_Man_7733: what are all of these glowing things?
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🔗 16:04 mtvcdm: I assume all the jokes about magically-healing visors have been made already.
🔗 16:04 shparky3920: @lord_hosk HAHAHAHA
🔗 16:04sacrificialtoast: surely your awesome pda has a geiger counter in it
🔗 16:04DigitalSeahorse: can you save game just before you throw teleporter down the pit?
🔗 16:04Earthenone: well a pda tha tadvanced probobly has a built in geigar counter right?
🔗 16:04 Lord_Hosk: Mirlurk eggs?
🔗 16:05 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: Which is why I phrased it in the way I did. As in "Is this gameplay that is enabled?"
🔗 16:05D_Man_7733: rocks piled up on eachother! That's some kind of sign right? That's a human thing?
🔗 16:05unknowngamer88: ruh roh raggy
🔗 16:05asthanius: Eggs are a bad sign
🔗 16:05 Lord_Hosk: SMASH THE STATE!
🔗 16:05The_Quiet_Alestain: uh oh
🔗 16:05Phrixscreoth: Leeeeeroooooy Jeeeeenkins!
🔗 16:05 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 16:05MarkBarks: I'm sure they're fine
🔗 16:05 AugmentingPath: There's a violin concert in there!
🔗 16:05EricTheOrange: well I assume it's aliens, unless their have been people here before you.
🔗 16:05 BusTed: Good call.
🔗 16:05 TheRealEldraziOfZendikar: Sub Hype!
🔗 16:05 DoktorNik: T-rex eggs!
🔗 16:05 KaiTheIronHound: Wait for the face huggers
🔗 16:05The_Quiet_Alestain:
🔗 16:05 Djshire: if they were radioactive, they would be going "wub wub wub"
🔗 16:05 shparky3920: see you soon Alex
🔗 16:05 Nightvalien28: big eggs
🔗 16:05 Zyme86: @Lord_Hosk totally the same though
🔗 16:05 TheRealEldraziOfZendikar: You missed a sub
🔗 16:05DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 16:05 All_mankind: space commercials!
🔗 16:05 Psychic_Ketchup: 115 secrets!?
🔗 16:05Anaerin: sacrificialtoast: It does, but so far there have been no H.R.Geiger-inspired elements...
🔗 16:05DigitalSeahorse: Alien
🔗 16:05DigitalSeahorse: eggs
🔗 16:05 Mangledpixel: it is at this point you should not follow the example of the idiot crew from Prometheus
🔗 16:05 TStodden: Um... I don't know if those are petrified or not...
🔗 16:05EricTheOrange: Or maybe it's a time travel twist like Planet of the apes and it was EART ALL ALONG! ooooOOOOOOooooo.....
🔗 16:06af0z: Seems like Ghoma relocated from a dead tree to an alien planet
🔗 16:06Earthenone: apply heat see what happens? kappa
🔗 16:06 All_mankind: i feel like the Planet of the Apes twist is over at this point
🔗 16:06 AugmentingPath: Tstodden they're not petrified; petrified eggs don't contain scare chords
🔗 16:06sacrificialtoast: eggs are obviously your new source of food
🔗 16:06 All_mankind: of course i have been playing Planet of the Apes the videogame all day
🔗 16:07 Nightvalien28: oh hey disagea for pc comes out tomorrow
🔗 16:07EricTheOrange: @All_mankind really?
🔗 16:07 Mangledpixel: time to make some sick giant omelettes!
🔗 16:07 All_mankind: the final level of Plague Inc, where you are the virus that makes monkeys smart and have to kill humanity
🔗 16:07 CastleOtranto: Nightvalien28 Oh yes it does. Cannot wait.
🔗 16:07 TStodden: It's the great unknown... they could be eggs for a rock-like creature (which appears to be petrified).
🔗 16:07EricTheOrange: I bet smashing those eggs is a GREAT idea.
🔗 16:08 Contiguouskittycat: !next
🔗 16:08 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:51 from now).
🔗 16:08 All_mankind: fine, apes
🔗 16:08 shparky3920: How else are you going to get those delicious omelettes
🔗 16:08 SkylerRingtail: Just tuning in. Did i miss anything so important in the first hour that i need to wait and watch the vod instead?
🔗 16:08 Mangledpixel: EricTheOrange, as All_mankind says, it's in Plague Inc. and it was an officially licenced addon that coincided with the release of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
🔗 16:08 TStodden: I just hope they aren't fertilized...
🔗 16:08originalskyboss: I have no idea, Skyler. I just got here too.
🔗 16:08Baranastra: @Skylerringtail Nothing too important.
🔗 16:08af0z: Do spider eggs have a hard shell?
🔗 16:08 shparky3920: @tstodden Ewwww
🔗 16:08EricTheOrange: @Skylerringtail earth is fucked, we went into space, crashlanded on a planet, trying to survive
🔗 16:08 Mangledpixel: no I think they are squishy
🔗 16:09 Zeke229: Cisi21, where are yall based from?
🔗 16:09 Mangledpixel: these may be space spiders, though, so all bets are off
🔗 16:09 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail: Not really... You crashed on an alien planet. Earth's gone. It's 2150 or thereabouts. You're trying to survive. You found an audiolog of someone who's dead. You've also found a few alien relics that boost your stats. That's about it.
🔗 16:09af0z: Space spiders with shell breaking beaks
🔗 16:09 SkylerRingtail: Got it. Thanks all.
🔗 16:09 AdmiralMemo:
SkylerRingtail: Also... teleporter gun.
🔗 16:09 TStodden: Something DID leave them here for some reason... it could be an alien nursery for face-huggers... or metroids...
🔗 16:09af0z: That'd be something
🔗 16:10 All_mankind: all you've got is your nanomachines, your spacesuit, your all-knowing PDA and your ever-burning rocket engine
🔗 16:10White_wampa: hi, been here since beggining of stream, so ya
🔗 16:10 All_mankind: and your wits
🔗 16:10 Mangledpixel: teleport frisbee gun, a la Unreal Tournament
🔗 16:10 shparky3920: not to mention your torch of infinite fire
🔗 16:10 AugmentingPath: TStodden or worse, metroid-huggers! Goddamn bleeding hearts
🔗 16:10originalskyboss: Anyone else not getting ads?
🔗 16:10 TStodden: Also, I don't think eating alien eggs are safe... they could be loaded with toxins OR a deadly amount of cholesterol.
🔗 16:10 SkylerRingtail: Speaking of space spiders... what species of Earth animal would be most terrifying to meet a sentient, alien version of?
🔗 16:10sacrificialtoast: let's make omelettes
🔗 16:11angryoptimist: @Originalskyboss Same here.
🔗 16:11 Contiguouskittycat: Alex in a hoody!? I thought I'd never see the day.
🔗 16:11 All_mankind: still, it feels like a proper survival challenge
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail: Also, apparently the alien race you found a coffin of worships... hockey? Or Jason Vorhees? Something... It looked like a hockey mask.
🔗 16:11Metric_Furlong: SkylerRingtail, wasps
🔗 16:11 AugmentingPath: I recommend a lot of baking soda in your alien omelette. Or lye. It's the only way to be sure.
🔗 16:11 Contiguouskittycat: You could bake superomlettes with those eggs!
🔗 16:11 Mangledpixel: ewww
🔗 16:11 Nightvalien28: well some hatched
🔗 16:11 AgentMagicMaster: Sticky at 30%
🔗 16:11Samph1re: SkylerRingtail, man-o-war. They're technically not one kind of animal, but several cooperating kinds. Kinda. They're super weird.
🔗 16:11 AdmiralMemo: Alex: Light technically IS radiation
🔗 16:11 Mangledpixel: alert: user is super icky
🔗 16:12tfielding38: AdmiralMemo: The real question is which team do these Aliens support. If they like the Flyers, we should flee this planet
🔗 16:12 Lord_Durin: is the light source not just sunlight?
🔗 16:12Metric_Furlong: SkylerRingtail, depending on the species, you've then essentially got the alien from Alien, except it flies
🔗 16:12EricTheOrange: Ta-byu-le
🔗 16:12D_Man_7733: we've got one artifact of life...
🔗 16:12asthanius: That sounds really important: Cave water raises and lowers with the tide. Keep that in mind!
🔗 16:12 Lord_Durin: oh the crystal
🔗 16:12 JustanotherMuffin: I think that tells you what loot is in this cave.
🔗 16:12 All_mankind: is it bad that i really hope these aliens are long dead?
🔗 16:12 AugmentingPath: the light crystal appears ineffective. Switch to the heavy crystal
🔗 16:12RigJuice: I don't know how they made this game, but generally radioactive things are dark to black colored, if it's a crystal really dark purple often
🔗 16:12asthanius: You need to stop trying to die
🔗 16:12 All_mankind: with you raiding their place of worship and all
🔗 16:12AussieGuy_88: TIFU by forgetting that timezones exist and the same message that reads one way at 11 AM can read and feel a completely different wat at 3 AM. Oops.
🔗 16:12The_Quiet_Alestain: grvity, my greatest enemy!
🔗 16:13 TStodden: Crystal is warm-ish (10 C... which is like 50 F)
🔗 16:13 MistahFixIt: Weird. Icky and weird.
🔗 16:13 shparky3920: Are there any gravity quotes?
🔗 16:13 Zeke229: what is nominal body temp in celcius?
🔗 16:13 Nightvalien28: 37
🔗 16:13 AdmiralMemo: 37.5 I think?
🔗 16:13originalskyboss: 37 ish
🔗 16:13D_Man_7733: you should be able to warm up byu holding the light crystal I think.
🔗 16:13 wildpeaks: if we're wearing a helmet, how are we able to drink from the water bottle by the way ?
🔗 16:13 SkylerRingtail: It's a very pretty game
🔗 16:13 AdmiralMemo: Uhhhhhhh
🔗 16:13originalskyboss: AAAAAAAAAnd its dark
🔗 16:14sacrificialtoast: oh good, someone left a fire circle here
🔗 16:14Metric_Furlong: Zeke229, if your body temp i
🔗 16:14 All_mankind: if it's below 35°C, you're not going to space today
🔗 16:14Earthenone: boiling your blood seems like a poor plan
🔗 16:14Metric_Furlong: *is 98 c you're probably dead and also cooked
🔗 16:14 AdmiralMemo:
Earthenone, But it keeps you warm!
🔗 16:14The_Quiet_Alestain: 60 C?
🔗 16:14originalskyboss: Thats probably dead
🔗 16:14 MedicOfOld: is that your bootprint?
🔗 16:14ConjureGiantCucumber: Creepy cave whales
🔗 16:14castlewise: is our pda breaking? that seems bad
🔗 16:14 DoktorNik: hold the light crystal to warm up?
🔗 16:14 Mangledpixel: is that flickering display a bug, or intended part of the game?
🔗 16:14 AugmentingPath: oh hey, a shrine to the 3 stooges
🔗 16:14D_Man_7733: the PDA doesn't work well in extreme heat.
🔗 16:14asthanius: Does that food make you LOSE water?
🔗 16:14Metric_Furlong: The_Quiet_Alestain, also probably dead
🔗 16:14unknowngamer88: 3500 cal?!
🔗 16:15unknowngamer88: holy crap
🔗 16:15 TStodden: Average is 37 C (98.6 F) for humans... but that can vary. My family is on the lower side of the average.
🔗 16:15 Nightvalien28: lots of calories
🔗 16:15 All_mankind: by the way chat you make the degree sign with alt-248
🔗 16:15originalskyboss: "strange food" I dont know. Ive eaten some weird things in my day.
🔗 16:15 All_mankind: seems relevant today
🔗 16:15sharktoothjack17: weird. looks like a grave
🔗 16:15 Zeke229: just wait till you see the {redacted}
🔗 16:15 shparky3920: I really wish it was 30 degrees F today rather than 30 degrees C
🔗 16:15Earthenone: shmedkit?
🔗 16:15The_Quiet_Alestain: @metric_furlong:Yes, thats waaay to hot. It was too hot, the pda does not like that.
🔗 16:15 shparky3920: I like the cold
🔗 16:15 jonlevir: and now we get eaten by the spider people
🔗 16:15lightspeeddash: alt 248
🔗 16:15 TStodden:
All_mankind , not everybody has access to a numberpad for Alt codes.
🔗 16:15 Nightvalien28: was that there to keep something out or in
🔗 16:16af0z:
Nanking not that useful on mobile
🔗 16:16originalskyboss: Is this the blair witch project? Cause shaky-cam
🔗 16:16 Lord_Hosk: sleep is for wimps
🔗 16:16sacrificialtoast: 14 hours of...wakefulness?
🔗 16:16 Zeke229: TStodden, tenkeyless keyboards are of the devil
🔗 16:16lightspeeddash: 248 is naught symbol
🔗 16:16Earthenone: i think thats time until you need sleep
🔗 16:16originalskyboss: Ive been awake since Thursday
🔗 16:16 All_mankind: well, those suckers can copy from me i guess. °_°
🔗 16:16Cisi21: No, you are okay for 14 hours...you don't need to sleep
🔗 16:16Mithgar: The sleep thing is saying you can stay awake for 14 hours more
🔗 16:16 Lord_Durin: Everything on that device seems to count down.
🔗 16:16thenewphyrexian: goes to sleep holding torch
🔗 16:17originalskyboss: *Goes to sleep standing up*
🔗 16:17lightspeeddash: All_mankind alt-248 gives me this ø
🔗 16:17 AugmentingPath: lrrdning?
🔗 16:17 All_mankind: funky
🔗 16:17D_Man_7733: can you shoot the teleporter disc through the bars?
🔗 16:17originalskyboss: °
🔗 16:17originalskyboss: Hey. Unicode does things.
🔗 16:17 shparky3920: Port
🔗 16:17 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
🔗 16:17 LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:13:46.
🔗 16:17 DoktorNik: teleport through bars?
🔗 16:17sacrificialtoast: good thing all this water is completely pure and safe
🔗 16:18 All_mankind: i always thought ascii codes were universal :x
🔗 16:18asthanius: There are five fundamental forces in the universe: Gravity, electromagnetism, weak force, strong force, and spiders.
🔗 16:18af0z: ° is accessible by holding 0
🔗 16:18 CaptainEnder7: Saw those things hanging from the ceiling and immediately thought of Half-Life
🔗 16:18BlueChloroplast: the one ring
🔗 16:18af0z: (Or at least on iOS)
🔗 16:18 TStodden: My concerns here are... who was here before us & will we eventually meet them?
🔗 16:18 Frylock72: @CaptainEnder7, Me too.
🔗 16:18thenewphyrexian: oh no, the roaming charges from that pda...
🔗 16:18 jonlevir: I'm imagining you just shoving them into your pants
🔗 16:18 Lord_Hosk:
they are not poisonous... but they are venomous .
🔗 16:18 Mangledpixel: I think you are wearing them
🔗 16:18 shparky3920: Strapped to your thighs
🔗 16:18 AdmiralMemo: !quote (Alex) [now] I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...
🔗 16:18 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:18 All_mankind: in the future, spaceinternet is free
🔗 16:18 Mangledpixel: building up a suit of alien armour
🔗 16:18 Zeke229: hey chat, KNock knock
🔗 16:18 All_mankind: (i hope)
🔗 16:19 Pandax0: i mean where else but in hammerspace?
🔗 16:19 TStodden: When in doubt... always go for the magic butt to store stuff.
🔗 16:19 shparky3920: you have infinite tape
🔗 16:19 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...
🔗 16:19 LRRbot: New quote #1956: "I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things..." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 16:19 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] *humming the original Star Trek theme tune*
🔗 16:19 LRRbot: New quote #1957: "*humming the original Star Trek theme tune*" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 16:19D_Man_7733: We really should have looked around for those two backpacks I think.
🔗 16:19 Dedwrekka: I still can't believe a game hasn't beaten Tomba for the answer to "Where am I keeping all this stuff?"
🔗 16:19 shparky3920: !quote Alex
🔗 16:19 LRRbot: Quote #232: "F*ck off, Sticky Keys!" —Alex [2015-05-02]
🔗 16:19Valdinzar24: @Dedwrekka in his stomach
🔗 16:20 shparky3920: !quote gross
🔗 16:20 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:20 SchalaKitty: I concur on sticky keys
🔗 16:20 Mangledpixel: bwaaaaammmmm
🔗 16:20DjSquallius: this ambience is fantastic
🔗 16:20af0z: Who has the most quotes? Alex would be my guess
🔗 16:20asthanius: "Operator wet" This is a family stream
🔗 16:20 Mangledpixel: Operator Spooped
🔗 16:20D_Man_7733: ok, that definitely seems like a whale-song...
🔗 16:20The_Quiet_Alestain: Hehe.. oh wilson.
🔗 16:20asthanius: inb4 Alex gets lost
🔗 16:20 DoktorNik: that weird sound must be land whales
🔗 16:20 CleverCrumbish:
Hey Chat, hey Alex-on-a-show-I-don't-usually-get-to-watch, is this a game? Kind of looks like it.
🔗 16:20Metric_Furlong: !game
🔗 16:20 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 16:20 Mangledpixel: !game good
🔗 16:21 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (16/16)
🔗 16:21Mithgar: I think that needs to be a new quote. "Let's not be stupid"
🔗 16:21 shparky3920: !quote Alex
🔗 16:21 LRRbot: Quote #1639: "*singing* I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole!" —Alex [2016-01-22]
🔗 16:21Metric_Furlong: CleverCrumbish, more survival/exploration
🔗 16:21asthanius: "Not being stupid" *stands in fire*
🔗 16:21 Nightvalien28: let's not be stupid, set self on fire
🔗 16:21unknowngamer88: Don't stand in the fire
🔗 16:21originalskyboss: Remember. KISS. Keep It Simple Stupid
🔗 16:21originalskyboss: Also. Dont stand in fire
🔗 16:21 Pandax0: we had one rule from wow we wanted everyone to learn... dont stand in the fire...
🔗 16:21 Djshire: Alex, just to remind you, you on fire = bad
🔗 16:21 wildpeaks:
isn't there an !advice about not standing in the fire ?
🔗 16:21Laserbeaks_Fury: Standing in Fire, -50 DKP
🔗 16:21originalskyboss: FIRE... Bad!
🔗 16:21angryoptimist: More DOTs?
🔗 16:21 Nightvalien28: alex doing a cantwearhats impression
🔗 16:21 CaptainEnder7: !advice
🔗 16:21 LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
🔗 16:22 Djshire: !badadvice
🔗 16:22 LRRbot: Yep that's the way.
🔗 16:22 shparky3920: !badadvice
🔗 16:22 LRRbot: Let him live he'll give you a katana.
🔗 16:22Cisi21:
Haha, always love this part with hedgehog when watching streamers
🔗 16:22 Mangledpixel: Nightvalien28, not a very good impression, he is clearly wearing a hat
🔗 16:22asthanius: NOT A BIRD
🔗 16:22 Frylock72: Noooooooope
🔗 16:22 BusTed:
🔗 16:22originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 16:22 Nightvalien28: welp
🔗 16:22The_Quiet_Alestain: cute!
🔗 16:22 MistahFixIt: !ing
🔗 16:22 Pandax0: KILL IT WITH FIRE
🔗 16:22lightpagoda: land urchin?
🔗 16:22 SleepyDeveloper: awww, you scurred it
🔗 16:22 Nightvalien28: at least it is not a spider
🔗 16:22BonSequitur: It's an angry tribble!
🔗 16:22omensGenesis: Urchin spider?
🔗 16:22BlueChloroplast: Sea urchin!
🔗 16:22asthanius: Was that a sentient durian?
🔗 16:22originalskyboss: Bye living Kooshball
🔗 16:22thatguyinplaid: It's so cuddly
🔗 16:22asthanius: I think it likes you!
🔗 16:22 shparky3920: please dont eat me
🔗 16:22BlueChloroplast: Soo cute
🔗 16:22originalskyboss: Where'd it go?
🔗 16:22 RealGamerCow: U WOT M8?
🔗 16:22 AdmiralMemo: IT'S AN ANGRY SPIKY TRIBBLE!
🔗 16:22 TStodden: Rabbid Tribbles!
🔗 16:22 MistahFixIt: Inginginging!
🔗 16:22 CleverCrumbish: Are we fighting Tribbles?
🔗 16:22rikadyn: touch it with your fire stick
🔗 16:22 AdmiralMemo: !ing
🔗 16:22 LRRbot: nginginginging...
🔗 16:22 Nightvalien28: the tribbles are mad
🔗 16:22The_Quiet_Alestain: they just want to hug!
🔗 16:22 shparky3920: @admiralmemo lol yes
🔗 16:22IndigoVitare: Land Urchins
🔗 16:22sharktoothjack17: maybe they're edible
🔗 16:23EleventhOcean: Burn then.
🔗 16:23 Frylock72: The columns will save me!
🔗 16:23EleventhOcean: them
🔗 16:23originalskyboss: Fighting sentient Koosh Balls. GOOD
🔗 16:23Earthenone: see the trouble with tribbles is....
🔗 16:23Metric_Furlong: they don't seem to be damaging you
🔗 16:23D_Man_7733: scary adorable things!
🔗 16:23 Alchemistmerlin: They're not harmful, they're just trying to sell you insurance!
🔗 16:23BlueChloroplast: cute
🔗 16:23Cirallaric: lol like everyone dealing with something small and scary, climb something
🔗 16:23Laserbeaks_Fury: Scan them
🔗 16:23 Dedwrekka: So you're in Ireland?
🔗 16:23Laserbeaks_Fury: or can you
🔗 16:23 JonciA: I think those are the aliens from Critters
🔗 16:23 SkylerRingtail: Oh, twitch added a feature to record chat to go with the stream? Sweet.
🔗 16:23BlueChloroplast: columnar bassalt
🔗 16:23 shparky3920: !quote tribble
🔗 16:23 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:23Derpoet: "A brave man knows... when to run like a little girl!"
🔗 16:23 Nightvalien28: Dedwrekka, space australia
🔗 16:23 Mangledpixel: imagine going to sleep here, waking up covered in those things
🔗 16:23originalskyboss: No thanks.
🔗 16:23 shparky3920: !quote Alex
🔗 16:23 LRRbot: Quote #625: "There's Mormons!" —Alex [2015-08-28]
🔗 16:23thatguyinplaid: Fill the urn with water
🔗 16:23DigitalSeahorse: scan them if you can
🔗 16:23 Frylock72: This IS space australia, isn't it?
🔗 16:23 SkylerRingtail: @Mangledpixel Whyyyyy would you say that
🔗 16:23 Karnasis_MtG: Attack of the Killer? Burdock
🔗 16:23Lancer873: Oh good it's a planet that *did* have higher life forms
🔗 16:23 Mangledpixel:
🔗 16:23Metric_Furlong: SkylerRingtail, that's a lot of weird conversations saved for posterity
🔗 16:23 Frylock72: Alex, try putting your torch away, maybe it's attracted to heat?
🔗 16:23DigitalSeahorse: scan cute scary things
🔗 16:23 Nightvalien28: anything that hisses at you cannot be cute
🔗 16:23 vorox4: Hello, Alex, Hello, Chat!
🔗 16:24asthanius: Okay then
🔗 16:24 Dedwrekka: !canhighlander
🔗 16:24Metric_Furlong: Nightvalien28, cats?
🔗 16:24 SkylerRingtail: Goodbye Torch?
🔗 16:24Cantwearcats: Sewer level?
🔗 16:24originalskyboss: Thats a hole
🔗 16:24EricTheOrange: hmmmmm them bricks, man made bricks
🔗 16:24asthanius: Time for a dungeon crawler. Genre-Change-Go!
🔗 16:24D_Man_7733: I feel like we should be writing a codex as we play. "The angry spike tribble, flares in size when approached, possibly harmless"
🔗 16:24Laserbeaks_Fury: Time for Blighttown
🔗 16:24 vorox4: I've been making my first highlander decklist.
🔗 16:24 wildpeaks: it is kind of of a space cat
🔗 16:24Anaerin: A Sentient Durian? Don't let Yoshi know...
🔗 16:24originalskyboss: FPS Ladders!
🔗 16:24 shparky3920: so alien civilisation confirmed?
🔗 16:24 CleverCrumbish: I'm encouraged by these spiderweb type things, only good can come of this.
🔗 16:24 Nightvalien28: Metric_Furlong, oh yeah those assholes
🔗 16:24Thisbymaster: the deep elves
🔗 16:24 SleepyDeveloper: great, we stumbled upon a dwemmer ruin
🔗 16:24asthanius: Traveler? This is a weird Destiny mod
🔗 16:24Capt_Sheep: Game is Destiny confirmed!
🔗 16:24Aingidh: Well, this doesn't look creepy at all
🔗 16:24Baranastra: Love how you have a torch in one hard, the PDA in another, and can climb down a ladder.
🔗 16:24Popemobile: who needs hands to climb a ladder
🔗 16:24sacrificialtoast: did you even find a sword before you came here, Alex
🔗 16:24 Dedwrekka: !drinking
🔗 16:24 LRRbot: Graham is drinking: Black Stone Porter (Driftwood Brewery) Alex is drinking: Irn Bru
🔗 16:24 MedicOfOld: oh man, alium ruins, NOTHING BAD can happen here!
🔗 16:25 aWabbajack: the Dwemmer!
🔗 16:25DigitalSeahorse: was a very human looking character on the box
🔗 16:25Laserbeaks_Fury: Not only did someone build this, someone else has been explring apparenntly
🔗 16:25Derpoet: Game is suddenly very much Prometheus-y
🔗 16:25 vorox4: What is Alex playing?
🔗 16:25The_Quiet_Alestain: very intruiging ruins... alien and forgotten
🔗 16:25originalskyboss: Either Sentient Durian, Angry Koosh Balls, or Spiky Tribbles didnt build this place.
🔗 16:25Capt_Sheep: "That tribble came from the moon"
🔗 16:25 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 16:25Metric_Furlong: I'm sort of hoping if you do run into sapient alines they just get completely freaked out by you and run away in terror
🔗 16:25 aWabbajack: Build addition pylons!
🔗 16:25 LordoftheFros: Can you scan them?
🔗 16:25 aWabbajack: additional*
🔗 16:25DigitalSeahorse: is this the planet of the cybermen?
🔗 16:25asthanius: How did you NOT see those?
🔗 16:25EricTheOrange: ummm
🔗 16:25 RealGamerCow:
🔗 16:25 Anubis169: whoa, almost got shafted there
🔗 16:25Baranastra: Dear Doctor Alex: Does you "Never say no to free water" apply to Fallout?
🔗 16:25 Anubis169:
🔗 16:25originalskyboss: Dont step on the floor spikes.
🔗 16:25 CaptainEnder7: Suddenly spikes!
🔗 16:25 CleverCrumbish: Can we extinguish light? Maybe tribbles don't like toerch.
🔗 16:25 MistahFixIt: We triggered its Trap Card!
🔗 16:25 Lord_Hosk: this looks like a natural feature
🔗 16:25EleventhOcean: Right up main street!
🔗 16:25 aWabbajack: almost had a perforated bowel!
🔗 16:25The_Quiet_Alestain: trps? hm... maybe ceremonial....
🔗 16:25AussieGuy_88: RIGHT up the pipe
🔗 16:25 RealGamerCow: suddenly Dwemer ruins
🔗 16:25D_Man_7733: okay, so traps are a thing.
🔗 16:25originalskyboss: Thats a bad idea
🔗 16:25 groverfield2: The "Metal Goose"
🔗 16:25 shamblemyshark4: alex, floot spikes are bad
🔗 16:25DigitalSeahorse:
🔗 16:25 shparky3920: !quote penis
🔗 16:25 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:25 Nightvalien28: oh that was salty
🔗 16:26af0z: Well the game went full TES
🔗 16:26 Pandax0: i see the game has a point to make here.
🔗 16:26 MysticTH: Greetings!
🔗 16:26 aWabbajack: my kind of game!
🔗 16:26rikadyn hands Alex a glass of Kalamazoo River water
🔗 16:26originalskyboss: Obvious traps are obvious
🔗 16:26Laserbeaks_Fury: Throw me the Idol, I'll throw you the whip
🔗 16:26 shparky3920: !quote spike
🔗 16:26 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:26 SleepyDeveloper: watch out for centurions!
🔗 16:26TheMooseTetrino: I am having flashbacks to Lifeless Planet
🔗 16:26 Anubis169: that looks alive...
🔗 16:26Metric_Furlong: whoever built this place really didn't want visitors
🔗 16:26sharktoothjack17: !game good
🔗 16:26 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (18/18)
🔗 16:26sacrificialtoast: must be sweet loot in a dungeon like this
🔗 16:26 shparky3920: really? nothing?
🔗 16:26DigitalSeahorse: !game good
🔗 16:26 DrMcGoodTimes: Starvation Meteor?
🔗 16:26 Frylock72: And now we find the chest-bursters.
🔗 16:26DjSquallius: meteoric buffs
🔗 16:26 Paranundrox: !findquote spike
🔗 16:26 LRRbot: Quote #918: "Just assume the ground is spikes, unless proven otherwise." —Paul [2015-10-21]
🔗 16:26 JonciA: And gives any color Mana
🔗 16:26BlueChloroplast: look up
🔗 16:26 All_mankind: i mean i like that sticky keys is a thing you can have if you need it but there has to be a better way of activating it than "it looks like you are crap at using this computer, so we're changing it"
🔗 16:27 MysticTH:
Hey Anubis! whats up 
🔗 16:27 SleepyDeveloper: its just a door that goes boop!
🔗 16:27Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this where we find Morph Ball and it all becomes clear?
🔗 16:27 Frylock72: This universal constant cost five hundred thousand pounds.
🔗 16:27 Anubis169:
MysticTH 
🔗 16:27originalskyboss: Whelp. its dark now
🔗 16:27 Lord_Durin: heavy rock?
🔗 16:27Derpoet: The wall back there had pictures on it I think
🔗 16:27Baranastra: You thought this was a survival game, but it was a puzzle game!
🔗 16:27thatguyinplaid: Rock smash?
🔗 16:27 shparky3920: @paranundrox thanks man
🔗 16:27 vorox4: That is a good quote to listen too.
🔗 16:27 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (19/19)
🔗 16:27 wildpeaks: at least you don't need to fetch a key
🔗 16:27asthanius: Maybe you need a heavier rock?
🔗 16:27 MedicOfOld: inevitable, in all worlds, every civilization develops the switch throwing puzzle
🔗 16:27D_Man_7733: maybe you need an unsharpened rock?
🔗 16:27 Mangledpixel: probably need an axe or something
🔗 16:27 Frylock72: All the spike things on the ground are gone.
🔗 16:27 CleverCrumbish: What is the five hundred thousand pounds meme I keep seeing it
🔗 16:27Anaerin: Tool not good enough. Maybe heavy rock?
🔗 16:27DTor214: I thought this was an adventure game
🔗 16:27 Frylock72: Oh, nevermind.
🔗 16:27D_Man_7733: definitely aliens... humanoid aliens for sure.
🔗 16:27 embyrr922: Hi, Alex. Hi, Chat. I'm back from the dentist and what on earth is this game about?
🔗 16:27 Lord_Hosk: Alex "I need an actual tool" Steacy
🔗 16:28 Catcard: All_mankind, it's made for people who have disorders that make their hands tremble. Most of the people who have those disorders are old, and don't understand how technology works, but when it activates it makes things easier for them.
🔗 16:28The_Quiet_Alestain: maxbe dead aliens
🔗 16:28thatguyinplaid: Rock lobster?
🔗 16:28 Mangledpixel: !findquote butts
🔗 16:28 LRRbot: Quote #773: "Maybe I can touch some of these butts..." —Alex [2015-10-02]
🔗 16:28Metric_Furlong: embyrr922, exploring the alien planet you crash-landed on
🔗 16:28 SkylerRingtail: Heavy Rock > Sharp Rock for breaking walls I bet
🔗 16:28 Anubis169:
MysticTH: what's up this kickass game here
🔗 16:28 aWabbajack: Early access? seeing the text up top.
🔗 16:28 RealGamerCow: does that "starvation 300%" mean you get hungry 3x faster?
🔗 16:28 Dedwrekka: Maybe some of those are healing spikes?
🔗 16:28Laserbeaks_Fury: "The wall is weakened her. A Morph Bomb might be able to break it."
🔗 16:28asthanius: This game is heads and shoulders above Myst
🔗 16:28Anaerin: realgamercow: No, because it's a "Resistance buff".
🔗 16:28 AdmiralMemo: aWabbajack, Yes. It's like 99% done, though.
🔗 16:28AussieGuy_88:
🔗 16:28Anaerin: realgamercow: So you resist starvation 300% more.
🔗 16:28 aWabbajack: ok cool
🔗 16:28sacrificialtoast: need a regular pipe?
🔗 16:29originalskyboss: Have we tried "Bigger Rock?"
🔗 16:29Valdinzar24: you can proably make a hammer if you have a stick
🔗 16:29AussieGuy_88: Twitch why are you telling me the channel doesn't exist?
🔗 16:29 vorox4: So, what is this game about?
🔗 16:29 TStodden wonders about FIre + Spiked Tribble combo...
🔗 16:29 MysticTH: Anubis169 it certainly looks sweet.
🔗 16:29 MysticTH: !game good
🔗 16:29 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (20/20)
🔗 16:29 Lord_Hosk: praise the sun!
🔗 16:29 AdmiralMemo: vorox4: I'll give you quick synopsis...
🔗 16:29 SkylerRingtail: Visual storytelling!
🔗 16:29originalskyboss: PRAISE THE SUN!
🔗 16:29Capt_Sheep: IDK, seems pretty facist
🔗 16:29 Anubis169:
lord_hosk: 
🔗 16:29Valdinzar24: @Vorox4 stranded on an alien planet survive to call for help
🔗 16:29 Frylock72: Man, if this were me I'd be burning down all the cobwebs I could find.
🔗 16:29 Anubis169: !game good
🔗 16:29originalskyboss: Um? What do?
🔗 16:30The_Quiet_Alestain: So, the aliens worshipped somebody
🔗 16:30The_Quiet_Alestain: and waged war
🔗 16:30sacrificialtoast: came all this way, needed a pipe
🔗 16:30 DrMcGoodTimes: It appears to be some sort of stabbing chamber.
🔗 16:30 Carbonylcookie: Maybe they just worship sticks?
🔗 16:30 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (20/20)
🔗 16:30 Mangledpixel: The_Quiet_Alestain, more universal concepts
🔗 16:30 RealGamerCow: flatmelon
🔗 16:30sacrificialtoast: treasure chests!
🔗 16:30 CleverCrumbish: OLD strangefood, Alex, it for sure is going to poison you
🔗 16:30The_Quiet_Alestain: more vague then?
🔗 16:30originalskyboss: Time to eat
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo:
vorox4: It's around 2150 or so. Earth is ed. They sent colonists out to 5 planets. You were on one of those ships. The ship blew up and you crashed here. You found yourself on a beach, surviving. You found alien artifacts and crashed ship parts/supplies. Then, you found this cave and this area.
🔗 16:31Laserbeaks_Fury: In before "Strange Food" is discovered to be "Intered Alien Remains"
🔗 16:31 Nightvalien28: that food is salty
🔗 16:31asthanius: Strange Food makes you VERY thirsty quickly.
🔗 16:31 gravity_pike: this strange food is making you thirsty!
🔗 16:31Thisbymaster: isn't that the same voice as the suit from half life
🔗 16:31 vorox4: @Admiralmemo Oooooo, neat! Thank you.
🔗 16:31 AdmiralMemo: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
🔗 16:31originalskyboss:
Strange food 
🔗 16:31 Catcard: You know what? I wish I had a device that let me know when I was hungry or thirsty.
🔗 16:31SirBiffaloEsq: @Laserbeaks_Fury, so they were a race of advanced sand dollars?
🔗 16:31 Catcard: I forget to drink water, man.
🔗 16:31originalskyboss: Straight Salt
🔗 16:32 SkylerRingtail: Is there a downside to just guzzling from the water source?
🔗 16:32originalskyboss: I am only here for your fluids my good creatures!
🔗 16:32BonSequitur: Maybe you're toxic to *them*. Maybe you're slowly killing all the angry tribbles with your presence.
🔗 16:32Laserbeaks_Fury: Nah, it's like when we cremate people and put them in urns. These people smoke and jerk their dead
🔗 16:32 SkylerRingtail: Like, is there a limit for hydration?
🔗 16:32SquareDotCube: I bet we're eating some form of alien sosap if it's lasted this long
🔗 16:32 jonlevir: so, have we found the stargate yet?
🔗 16:32 Dedwrekka: !drink
🔗 16:32SquareDotCube: *soap
🔗 16:32 DrMcGoodTimes: There's an upper end, Skyler, yeah.
🔗 16:32 CleverCrumbish: @SkylerRingtail, I mean, you can't move away from the water source so long as you're relying on that
🔗 16:32 Djshire: whenever you get waters, its the level up sound from KOTOR
🔗 16:32 Frylock72: A'Daar S'um strange picture!
🔗 16:32asthanius: inb4 this becomes The Witness
🔗 16:32sacrificialtoast: maybe one of these spike traps has a removable spike
🔗 16:32omensGenesis: Da'ar S'um of em' 'round 'ere
🔗 16:32 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Skylerringtail well, in real life that's totally a thing
🔗 16:33Cantwearcats: Alien cave paintings of Oliver Twist
🔗 16:33 SkylerRingtail: @Clevercrumbish No, no, I mean why don't we spend a full minute just guzzlingg whenever we come across a water source, to build up whatever our hydration meter is
🔗 16:33asthanius: There was an interact prompt at the end of the hallway
🔗 16:33Thisbymaster: shoot the teleport at it?
🔗 16:33 aWabbajack: You could basically die from taking in too much water, Hyponatremia? is it
🔗 16:33 SkylerRingtail: I've only seen Alex take like 3 sips.
🔗 16:33 Lord_Hosk: hehehe... its a pull out and activate
🔗 16:33Laserbeaks_Fury: God, this really does feel like a Metroid survival game
🔗 16:33 shparky3920: !quote Alex
🔗 16:33 LRRbot: Quote #1000: "Well, I'm just a SHIT!" —Alex [2015-10-30]
🔗 16:33Aingidh: This seems like it wasn't OSHA-approved.
🔗 16:33Mithgar: Is anyone else getting a very "Dwarven ruins" from Elder Scrolls in these caves?
🔗 16:33originalskyboss: Bear traps.
🔗 16:33BonSequitur: I like how the time compression in survival games makes the player character seem vaguely ridiculous. "Hang on a sec, I haven't had a drink of water in five minutes, I'm about to pass out."
🔗 16:33originalskyboss: GOOD
🔗 16:33asthanius: Literal bear traps.
🔗 16:33Capt_Sheep: Bear traps. also a constant
🔗 16:34sacrificialtoast: sure hope there aren't any bears here
🔗 16:34 Nightvalien28: universal constant bears
🔗 16:34 Lord_Durin: Bear traps also a universal constant
🔗 16:34IndigoVitare: apparently there are bears on his planet
🔗 16:34 embyrr922: Space-bear traps
🔗 16:34originalskyboss: Space Bears?
🔗 16:34 DrMcGoodTimes: Who would fall for these obvious alien bear traps?
🔗 16:34 jonlevir: seriously, where's the stargate?
🔗 16:34 vorox4: More bear traps?
🔗 16:34 All_mankind: if the bear trap didn't exist, a species would have to invent it
🔗 16:34Cantwearcats: Bear traps, universal constant. This really is Space Canada
🔗 16:34The_Quiet_Alestain: sooo... they left
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: can somebody do me a favour?
🔗 16:34Anaerin: You activated the switch in the floor.
🔗 16:34 SkylerRingtail: @Anubis169 Hmm?
🔗 16:34 vorox4: @Anubis169 Yes?
🔗 16:34Cirallaric: porter inside ?
🔗 16:34Laserbeaks_Fury: use teleporter?
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: does this work for you?
🔗 16:34 LordoftheFros: Teleport into the mystery room?
🔗 16:34 Anubis169: i think the vods are boned
🔗 16:34SirBiffaloEsq: Nope, anubis
🔗 16:34Laserbeaks_Fury: Or do we still have the exit set up
🔗 16:34 Lord_Durin: @Anubis169 nope
🔗 16:35originalskyboss: @Anubis169 Nope
🔗 16:35 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Anubis169 narp
🔗 16:35Solomon_Kain:
Ooh, Dwemer Ruins...
🔗 16:35 AdmiralMemo: Who runs Pump19 again?
🔗 16:35 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Anubis169 Narp*
🔗 16:35 All_mankind: i got a 503
🔗 16:35MCJiopur: @Anubis169 Nope
🔗 16:35 RealGamerCow: 503 error, Anubis169
🔗 16:35Dragofur: Anubis169 twitch just tweeted about it they are working on it!
🔗 16:35 SkylerRingtail: @Anubis169 Nope. Maybe Twitch effed their regression testing
🔗 16:35 CleverCrumbish: The three fundamental innovations of all societies: Cooking, Shelter and Bear Traps
🔗 16:35asthanius: NEW HOME
🔗 16:35originalskyboss: SIR. Dont drink that.
🔗 16:35Capt_Sheep: Zooop!
🔗 16:35 Mangledpixel: I get a 504 Gateway timeout
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: ah sweet
🔗 16:35BlueChloroplast: The tesserect?
🔗 16:35 All_mankind: and soccer
🔗 16:35originalskyboss: Thats almost entirely all salt.
🔗 16:35 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: OK the problem is on TWITCH, not on Pump19
🔗 16:35 SkylerRingtail: I see, our water meter reaches an "OK" threshold, which I guess is as high as it goes
🔗 16:35 Anubis169: thanks, not just me
🔗 16:35 All_mankind: i mean, hockey
🔗 16:35 MysticTH: yup busted
🔗 16:35 vorox4: @Anubis169 The link just won't load for me.
🔗 16:35 Lord_Hosk: hahaha that is a super funny Vod Anubis im watching it right now and remembering when the things happened that were entertaining HAHAHA entertainment!
🔗 16:35 jonlevir: Can't even see the videos
🔗 16:35asthanius: Earth 2
🔗 16:35 aWabbajack: didn't work for me either.
🔗 16:36 jonlevir: I'm thinking it's because of the chat replay stuff being added today
🔗 16:36 Anubis169:
Lord_Hosk: that's the vod link for this stream
🔗 16:36 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Clevercrumbish i thought the third was cheese?
🔗 16:36originalskyboss: All hail the DayStar?
🔗 16:36IndigoVitare: inb4 Planet of the Apes style you're in the future
🔗 16:36 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: I got a 503, then a 503, then it loaded.
🔗 16:36The_Quiet_Alestain: Our PDA is also a universal supertranslator. ok.
🔗 16:36asthanius: WE were Earth 2 all along!
🔗 16:36IndigoVitare: well I mean the text is written in English
🔗 16:36Supermane888 subscribed for 18 months in a row!
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🔗 16:36IndigoVitare: it's not really translating
🔗 16:36 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: Twitch is borked, but not COMPLETELY borked.
🔗 16:36 All_mankind: Justice Leage: universal constant
🔗 16:36 jonlevir: Goa'uld. I'm calling it.
🔗 16:36 SkylerRingtail: Global warming!
🔗 16:36 TStodden: So... this is Planet Bob, huh?
🔗 16:37 All_mankind: i kan spel
🔗 16:37 CleverCrumbish: @Ok_We_Live_Here_Now, Cheese is an unpopular invention among a species for which adult lactose tolerance is an abnormal genetic mutation
🔗 16:37 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Indigovitare nononono, Battlestar Galatica: this is past earth
🔗 16:37 Supermane888: Are we burning sage to keep evil spirits away?
🔗 16:37 DrMcGoodTimes: The Sky: A universal constant.
🔗 16:37originalskyboss: Could this be past future earth?
🔗 16:37Metric_Furlong: TStodden, I don't know whether to be more disappointed in you for making that reference or in myself for getting it
🔗 16:37originalskyboss: Or future past earth
🔗 16:37Laserbeaks_Fury: This game is soooo adarrsome
🔗 16:37 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Clevercrumbish and yet those of us with lactose intolerance, myself included, know it's just so DAMNED good
🔗 16:38thatguyinplaid: Rocks!
🔗 16:38asthanius: Rocks have the Heavy attribute for a reason
🔗 16:38 vorox4: @Metric_furlong Planet Bob?
🔗 16:38 All_mankind: cow juice is teh sh*t
🔗 16:38Laserbeaks_Fury: We need a small bird girl to siton the plate for us
🔗 16:38 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Originalskyboss past future participle?
🔗 16:38originalskyboss: Please stand on the Aperture Science Weighted Pressure Pad
🔗 16:38Metric_Furlong: vorox4, Titan A.E.
🔗 16:38 SkylerRingtail: Uh oh
🔗 16:38 Supermane888: Gib sward
🔗 16:38asthanius: Alien Wor Sord
🔗 16:38 jonlevir: swardsman!
🔗 16:38originalskyboss: WOT SORD
🔗 16:38 Nightvalien28: we have alien sord
🔗 16:38 Lord_Durin: ALINE WOR SWARD
🔗 16:38angryoptimist: I liked Titan A.E.
🔗 16:38asthanius: Pinhead
🔗 16:38 MistahFixIt: Sord.
🔗 16:38 RealGamerCow: Just whackin everything with your sword.
🔗 16:38 Nightvalien28: that's a sacrifice
🔗 16:38 BusTed: Meat boot slicin' quality.
🔗 16:38 Supermane888: That is a distended cranium
🔗 16:38The_Quiet_Alestain:
Yes, it is an alien Wosword.
🔗 16:38originalskyboss: Alien wor sord
🔗 16:38IndigoVitare: well now we know there's definitely SOMETHING here that's going to try and kill you
🔗 16:38thatguyinplaid: Now there's supposed to be a watery tart
🔗 16:38 Zyme86: @Angryoptimist I'll call it bob
🔗 16:38Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit, Alex, haven't you played Zelda? Removing the Master Sword always enleashes bad guys
🔗 16:38 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Realgamercow are we not doing phrasing anymore?
🔗 16:38 MistahFixIt: "This thing is so unspeakably sh__ty you have a hard time even looking at it."
🔗 16:38 Lord_Hosk: it looks like he was getting all kinky
🔗 16:38IndigoVitare: the SKY ones lives underground?
🔗 16:38Cantwearcats: Then why do you call them sky ones?
🔗 16:39 vorox4: Skeleton!
🔗 16:39 CleverCrumbish: Humans historically have made other humans with funny heads we for real could be on earth
🔗 16:39ZealousCrow subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 16:39 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:39xxxlonkxxx: has alex died yet?
🔗 16:39Laserbeaks_Fury: HEY! LISTEN!
🔗 16:39 ZealousCrow: Hey Alex :>
🔗 16:39 All_mankind: casue they came from the sky?
🔗 16:39 AdmiralMemo: xxxlonkxxx, No
🔗 16:39 ZealousCrow: I got "straight piped" today
🔗 16:39originalskyboss: Its a KEY BLADE!
🔗 16:39asthanius: Swords are KEYS? Love it.
🔗 16:39 DrMcGoodTimes: This actually follows LRR canon pretty well. If there's an underground moonbase, there must also be an underground sky.
🔗 16:39 Supermane888: So mayhap Sky Ones were humans who came to this planet and gave guidance to a less advanced race?
🔗 16:40 goatprince2: they built this city of rock and stone
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: Oh heh
🔗 16:40 vorox4: @Zealouscrow ...Are you ok?
🔗 16:40asthanius: Burning ice and flowing stone? Um, dry ice and magma?
🔗 16:40 CleverCrumbish: Why is being wet bad?
🔗 16:40xxxlonkxxx: what is it with all the bear traps
🔗 16:40BonSequitur: Idk about burning ice, but "flowing stone" is concrete?
🔗 16:40Metric_Furlong: Supermane888, no, the people leaving these carvings aren't native here, they were resettled here by another alein species from the sounds of it
🔗 16:40originalskyboss: Probably
🔗 16:40 ZealousCrow: I'm good vorox. Stitches though.
🔗 16:40 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: You can do that, too, if you want to drop specific codes.
🔗 16:40 EnigmaHarper: are we looking at crystal skull aliens?
🔗 16:40unknowngamer88: no ***
🔗 16:40 Supermane888: @Asthanius I was thinking liquid nitrogen and concrete
🔗 16:40 Dedwrekka: Only just now figuring that out?
🔗 16:40 RealGamerCow: \codefall
🔗 16:40 SkylerRingtail: End of Early Access inbound?
🔗 16:40 DrMcGoodTimes: @Clevercrumbish Being wet makes it hard to maintain normal body temperature.
🔗 16:40 vorox4: Did someone actually attack you with a pipe?
🔗 16:41 Supermane888:
@Metric_furlong Huh. Then I'm lost
🔗 16:41The_Quiet_Alestain:
We can speak?
🔗 16:41originalskyboss: We all know that Crystal Skull didnt exist guy...
🔗 16:41originalskyboss:
🔗 16:41 DoktorNik: wait wait wait, is this frog fractions 2 meets the cone heads?
🔗 16:41thedarknight530: oops
🔗 16:41Laserbeaks_Fury: Did we just record an Audio Log?
🔗 16:41 jonlevir: so who's betting we die before we can submit anything, but after awakening and enraging the aliens?
🔗 16:41 Nightvalien28: Laserbeaks_Fury, we sure did
🔗 16:41 Zyme86: I'm not going to say aliens, but it was totally aliens
🔗 16:41 PMAvers: Well, that's one way to do audio logs.
🔗 16:41 All_mankind: in soviet russia, pipe hits YOU
🔗 16:41 CleverCrumbish: The cultural practices the crystal skull was inspired by totally did exist though
🔗 16:42Cantwearcats: So working theory; we traveled into the distant future and this is Earth and we're reading about what happened to the humans who stayed behind
🔗 16:42 LordoftheFros: Dear Dr. Alex. Can you scan the spiky Tribbles? Have you already scanned them?
🔗 16:42 Stoffern: This is gonna be StarGatey isnt it...someone took ancient humans from earth...stretched out their skulls and plopped em down here
🔗 16:42Cirallaric: its salty
🔗 16:42 Nightvalien28: it is salty
🔗 16:42IndigoVitare: diet food
🔗 16:42originalskyboss: Its entirely salt
🔗 16:42thatguyinplaid: It's been doing that
🔗 16:42asthanius: We told you that
🔗 16:42Anaerin: It's very dry .
🔗 16:42Thisbymaster: food takes water
🔗 16:42 chiropteraboy: too salty
🔗 16:42Mithgar: Food is salty as all hell
🔗 16:42 BusTed:
🔗 16:42originalskyboss: Its like just plain salt
🔗 16:42 ZealousCrow: Is this game good?
🔗 16:42 jonlevir: chug 2 liters of water
🔗 16:42originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 16:42Capt_Sheep: Pardon
🔗 16:42 SkylerRingtail: Nooooooope
🔗 16:42 All_mankind: food = chat?
🔗 16:42SirBiffaloEsq: That's not ok.
🔗 16:42 MistahFixIt:
Mad y
🔗 16:42unknowngamer88: it's salted butter
🔗 16:42originalskyboss: GOODBYE
🔗 16:42thatguyinplaid: Those are cute
🔗 16:42Laserbeaks_Fury: walk slowly?
🔗 16:42Capt_Sheep: Throw a rock
🔗 16:42 SkylerRingtail: Throw a rock?
🔗 16:42Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a crawl option
🔗 16:42 Catcard: THis is a mouth. This is a mouth and we are inside a thing.
🔗 16:43originalskyboss: Ded
🔗 16:43Metric_Furlong: Cantwearcats, it said this started 15 years after we left earth. we could have ended-up further in the future, but that would mean the introduction was telling fibs
🔗 16:43 DrMcGoodTimes: Beware the stab hallway
🔗 16:43 Paranundrox: oh jesus
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo:
\w Cisi21 But in any case, you know the codes given to the bot are in the hands of actual people, not a sniping bot who'll resell them.
🔗 16:43originalskyboss: RUN
🔗 16:43 Zyme86: But dont you want to make a net Friend and become emPal'd
🔗 16:43tfielding38: That seems unsafe
🔗 16:43BonSequitur: Tugger Nutts walks into a Hairy Hole
🔗 16:43angryoptimist: Gotta Go Fast
🔗 16:43 LordoftheFros: literal murder hallway!
🔗 16:43 Papperslappen: Meanwhile on planet Stabulon
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo: Errrrr
🔗 16:43 Dedwrekka: That was a scream
🔗 16:43 All_mankind: i remember this level from the first Devil May Cry
🔗 16:43 Nightvalien28: I heard a scream
🔗 16:43 Supermane888: I do love your self healing glass face
🔗 16:43Capt_Sheep: That guy is having a fun time
🔗 16:43 Catcard: I swear to god, the spoiler is going to be that we were inside an alive thing this whole time.
🔗 16:43 Nightvalien28: someone is being eaten
🔗 16:43 CompletelyUnsure: you can see them in the spines if you looks carefully
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo:
Well, whatever. It wasn't THAT private of a message anyway.
🔗 16:43thatguyinplaid: They're just shy, they don't know how to say hi
🔗 16:43unknowngamer88: did that tunnel remind anyone else of a tarantula?
🔗 16:43 AdmiralMemo: !death
🔗 16:43 LRRbot:
1 death for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:43 ysurin91: Hallway McStabby
🔗 16:43Laserbeaks_Fury: I like this, it's an interesting twist on your standard adventure game
🔗 16:43 vorox4: @Drmcgoodtimes Stab hallway, made by the same people who made the murder hallway.
🔗 16:43 Lord_Hosk: Alex method of stealth. Shoot and shoot until everything gets quiet. Alex Trap avoiding method, run directly into traps and hope to outrun death
🔗 16:43Mowdownjoe: Tugger Nutts and the Long Dark Crevice
🔗 16:43 chiropteraboy: g-g-g-g-get bottled
🔗 16:43IndigoVitare: wait death? when was there death?
🔗 16:43Anaerin: supermane888: It's Gorilla Glass?
🔗 16:44asthanius: Free ass-water
🔗 16:44 Dedwrekka: It wasn't OUR death
🔗 16:44 Lord_Hosk: *** watter?
🔗 16:44 SkylerRingtail: Free ass-water? Ew
🔗 16:44Seagulyus: I wouldnt take *** water - even if its free!
🔗 16:44Skubasteez: is this worth gr
🔗 16:44EricTheOrange: ewwwww *** water
🔗 16:44 Supermane888: @Anaerin FUTURE Gorilla Glass
🔗 16:44 CleverCrumbish: Yeah no death
🔗 16:44 jonlevir: I love how you're drinking .5 liters to 2 liters at a time
🔗 16:44NimrodXIV: Free AssWater? No thanks
🔗 16:44 AdmiralMemo: !death remove
🔗 16:44 LRRbot: 0 deaths for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp
🔗 16:44originalskyboss: He didnt die. That was me being fake predictive.
🔗 16:44thatguyinplaid: I would prefer not drinking ass-water
🔗 16:44 AdmiralMemo: I thought it was progress loss.
🔗 16:44 SkylerRingtail: Anyone interested in Valkyria Chronicles on Steam? I just got a 75% off coupon for it
🔗 16:44 All_mankind: Tugger Nuts and the soft wet caves
🔗 16:44SquareDotCube: um... tempurature?
🔗 16:44 DrMcGoodTimes: @Vorox4 Gotta ask who keeps building these hallways, or at least the ones commissioning.
🔗 16:44asthanius: There's a module
🔗 16:44The_Quiet_Alestain: At least cave water. Thats normally fresher.
🔗 16:44BlueChloroplast: outside now?
🔗 16:44Skubasteez: is this worth getting when it comes tp x b
🔗 16:44 Lord_Durin: So Alex: where is base camp?
🔗 16:44 AdmiralMemo: Hahahaha
🔗 16:45originalskyboss: Tries to eat *burns it*
🔗 16:45Skubasteez: to xbox
🔗 16:45 Dedwrekka: Stop poking it with FIRE
🔗 16:45asthanius: Alex "I burn everything I touch" Steacy
🔗 16:45 AdmiralMemo: Lord_Durin, In a different loading zone
🔗 16:45 Supermane888: Light grass on fire, watch world burn
🔗 16:45MillerDark: quote alex : "whoops, i burned it
🔗 16:45DigitalSeahorse: lol
🔗 16:45 jonlevir: something will try to eat us
🔗 16:45 PMAvers: How'd it get burned?
🔗 16:45 DrMcGoodTimes: Alex is like the King Midas of pyromania.
🔗 16:45DTor214: Alex "Torchhands" Steacy
🔗 16:45unknowngamer88: the fern's aren't that efficient food, anyways
🔗 16:45DigitalSeahorse: try untorching
🔗 16:45Capt_Sheep: Is this the flowing stone they were talking about?
🔗 16:45asthanius: Yuri? We found a Russian module!
🔗 16:45thatguyinplaid: Sacrifice the survivor in the underworld
🔗 16:45originalskyboss: YURI!
🔗 16:45 RealGamerCow: Yuri? I see what you did there, game.
🔗 16:45originalskyboss: Who's Yuri.
🔗 16:45IndigoVitare: someone WAS alive Alex. Dead until proven living
🔗 16:46rikadyn: russian or korean
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: As long as it isnt what I think it is.
🔗 16:46 All_mankind: did someone say there were five capsules sent out in Earth's final moments? did they all crash here?
🔗 16:46 TStodden: I thought MIR crashed-landed in the ocean...
🔗 16:46 jonlevir: so, we all got thrown into a time warp, some got thrown back in time, we got thrown forward in time. that's my theory
🔗 16:46asthanius: Maybe Laika is here?
🔗 16:46Laserbeaks_Fury: Yuri's Diary
🔗 16:46IndigoVitare: wait... a comm link with EARTH? Didn't Earth get destroyed in this story?
🔗 16:46 Zeke229: alex, that guy called you a scub
🔗 16:46 Dedwrekka: So, Yuri Gagarin couldn't be stopped by death and landed on alien worlds
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: And it appears to be a person, not a book
🔗 16:46 Zeke229: what you gonna do
🔗 16:46Laserbeaks_Fury: It's labeled Yuri
🔗 16:46 Supermane888: Mumble mumble bleached white skeleton
🔗 16:46originalskyboss: At least they're not audio logs.
🔗 16:46asthanius: Amon from Korra?
🔗 16:46 Curufean: Alex, THe strange food is PEOPLE, PEOOOOOOPPPPLLLLLEEEEE
🔗 16:46 Dedwrekka: Bacon?
🔗 16:47Cisi21:
Guys, my job is done here. It's midnight in Europe and I need to go sleep and work on The Solus Project tomorrow Thanks for playing, Alex, really appreciate it! Hope you like the game and you'll enjoy rest of this Early Access part. Also thanks all your fans for watching!
🔗 16:47 DrMcGoodTimes: VHS?
🔗 16:47asthanius: Why so many VHS's again?
🔗 16:47thatguyinplaid: Alex could be the first person to make soylent green on an alien world
🔗 16:47 Dedwrekka: Was that a capsule of Bacon?
🔗 16:47Capt_Sheep: No, Yuri is kill
🔗 16:47 RealGamerCow: Cisi21, the game looks really good.
🔗 16:47originalskyboss: VHS Tapes. Yuri had it made.
🔗 16:47 LordoftheFros: hella dead
🔗 16:47 RealGamerCow: NO, Yuri!
🔗 16:47 ZealousCrow: Aw. Buddy died.
🔗 16:47RAICx subscribed for 14 months in a row!
🔗 16:47 LRRbot:
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🔗 16:47originalskyboss:
Sad.
🔗 16:47DigitalSeahorse: if only we had a tape player
🔗 16:47 Nightvalien28: flashlight
🔗 16:47 Dedwrekka: You just heard him scream!
🔗 16:47DigitalSeahorse: awwww
🔗 16:47SirBiffaloEsq: Eh, they'll get better.
🔗 16:47IndigoVitare: there's that flashlight you wanted Alex
🔗 16:47 BusTed: He would have wanted us to have his stuff.
🔗 16:47 RealGamerCow: Do we know what Yuri died of?
🔗 16:47The_Quiet_Alestain: Thanks for being here, Cisi21. And thanks for this quite frankly beautiful game.
🔗 16:47SquareDotCube: Get the flashlight, you won't burn things
🔗 16:47asthanius: Survival Mecha is my favorite reality show
🔗 16:47 All_mankind: all property is as one in the mind of the Buddha, right
🔗 16:47Capt_Sheep: Survival mecha sounds sweet, I want a mecha
🔗 16:48originalskyboss: Sorry Yuri. You'll understand.
🔗 16:48 LadyThrimbletrimmer: How it goes?
🔗 16:48Mowdownjoe: Imagination is a giant robot.
🔗 16:48 Nightvalien28: ouch that is an ugly death
🔗 16:48MillerDark: Gangrene
🔗 16:48Laserbeaks_Fury: owwie
🔗 16:48The_Quiet_Alestain: poor person
🔗 16:48 AdmiralMemo: Anyone got a link to Alex's DB9 "DO IT! JUST... DO IT!" gif, by chance?
🔗 16:48BlueChloroplast: flashlight?
🔗 16:48 RealGamerCow: uuuugh, internal bleeding from broken limb is a pretty bad way to die.
🔗 16:48Metric_Furlong: SkylerRingtail, don't even worry about it
🔗 16:48Cisi21: Will be there any recorded broadcast? Really want to see how it Alex finish
🔗 16:48Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe it's just me, but I'm always weary of cassette tapes...
🔗 16:48 SkylerRingtail: Did we grab the MacGuffin?
🔗 16:48IndigoVitare: Alex he had a flashlight!
🔗 16:48originalskyboss: Poor Yuri. But he does have a lot of loot.
🔗 16:48 All_mankind: sitting up seems good, at least he had some dignity left
🔗 16:48Metric_Furlong: SkylerRingtail, also don't worry about who or what made all that food we found in the cave
🔗 16:48thatguyinplaid: Combine pipe with rock and make a hammer?
🔗 16:49 Supermane888: Any death that happens alone, light years away from everyone you've ever known and loved, with nothing to do but watch the time slowly tick towards your inevitable fate is going to be a bad death
🔗 16:49 All_mankind: my mom was on her back in the hallway. . .
🔗 16:49 Nightvalien28: Cisi21, it will be on the vod and on youtube in a few days
🔗 16:49 SkylerRingtail: The flashlight Alex!
🔗 16:49 vorox4: @Skylerringtail Fire seems to burn for a long time here, maybe the atmosphere has more oxygen?
🔗 16:49 Mangledpixel: Cisi21, it'll go up on the loadingreadylive youtube at some point, and the twitch VOD will be available instantly
🔗 16:49 DrMcGoodTimes: So, I'm confused? Is this game supposed to be quite so linear? Is this just a tutorial?
🔗 16:49asthanius: Auto beacon?
🔗 16:49originalskyboss: Ok. As long as you loot his stuff
🔗 16:49 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: The Twitch VOD is technically already up now.
🔗 16:49 vorox4: @Drmcgoodtimes It's early acces.
🔗 16:49originalskyboss: Yuri would want you to take some stuff.
🔗 16:49The_Quiet_Alestain: No, i would say it is very linear. Which not bad in this case.
🔗 16:49 RealGamerCow: Is there a bag around here we can haul stuff in ?
🔗 16:49asthanius: @Drmcgoodtimes I don't think this is an exploration game so much as an adventure game
🔗 16:49Theicyhandofdeath: dear dr everybody, my literature book for high school has Buff Mclargehuge listed as a previous owner, what do I do with my life now?
🔗 16:50 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @drmcgoodtimes nothing wrong with a linear game
🔗 16:50SquareDotCube: you might want the crystal over the glowstick
🔗 16:50 Dedwrekka: !findquote sword
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: Quote #17: "I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier." —Paul [2015-02-23]
🔗 16:50DTor214: @Drmcgoodtimes Based on the Steam trailer and page: this game is intentionally mostly linear
🔗 16:50BonSequitur: The inventory management in this game is like an 80s text adventure, Jesus
🔗 16:50originalskyboss: Put in Bulk IronSlab?
🔗 16:50 LordoftheFros: Keep torch
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: !findquote Cam Katana
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
🔗 16:50SquareDotCube: torch for lighter?
🔗 16:50Anaerin: Also, burns forever, whereas flashlight needs to "Charge"
🔗 16:50SquareDotCube: er lighter over torch
🔗 16:50 AdmiralMemo: !findquote katana Julie
🔗 16:50 LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
🔗 16:50 jonlevir: strange food gives 3.5k cals, I believe the energy food gave 2k cals
🔗 16:50 All_mankind: Icyhand, put in Steak Flintbuck
🔗 16:50Cisi21: Cool, thanks guys!
🔗 16:50originalskyboss: Oh boy. Mystery canned food.
🔗 16:50asthanius: Flashlight can run out of power. You're covering the percentage. Just FYI
🔗 16:51 DrMcGoodTimes: @Ladythrimbletrimmer I mean, yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. It just seems like it's borrowing a lot of style from open-world survival games. It mostly confused me.
🔗 16:51angryoptimist: Flint IronStag.
🔗 16:51Cisi21: Okay, enjoy the rest of the game!
🔗 16:51originalskyboss: Man that drip must have drove poor Yuri crazy
🔗 16:51 Mangledpixel: seeya Cisi21
🔗 16:51 LordoftheFros: So much food and water!
🔗 16:51 vorox4: @Jonlevir 3500 calories? why does he even have to worry about food at all then?
🔗 16:51 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 16:51Cisi21:
See ya at another episode maybe!
🔗 16:51unknowngamer88: the food tins are way less calorie efficient than the strange food, though
🔗 16:51 Nightvalien28: can't you put things in that box?
🔗 16:51 RealGamerCow: !game good
🔗 16:51 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (21/21)
🔗 16:51 jonlevir: vorox calories go down over time
🔗 16:52thatguyinplaid: Don't light the roots on fire
🔗 16:52 Zeke229:
ok now that the dve is gone...
🔗 16:52Theicyhandofdeath: light it all on fire
🔗 16:52 jonlevir: we touched a strange glowy rock
🔗 16:52 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Is it no longer cool to say "this is a weird X mod"? Because I wanted to make a Long Dark comparison but I gotta stay hip with the times
🔗 16:52 jonlevir: that seems fine
🔗 16:52originalskyboss: PLANT?
🔗 16:52originalskyboss: Sir...
🔗 16:52 vorox4: @Jonlevir But you should only be using around 2000 calories a day.
🔗 16:52Theicyhandofdeath:
metal snakes
🔗 16:52 Zeke229: this is where i bow out
🔗 16:52 All_mankind: i thought this was a strange Starbound mod
🔗 16:52SquareDotCube: So electricity.
🔗 16:52 Zeke229: havent gotten past this point
🔗 16:52originalskyboss: Would they be Solid Snakes?
🔗 16:52 jonlevir: I don't know
🔗 16:53 Zeke229: bye bye chat
🔗 16:53 Supermane888: @Ladythrimbletrimmer Try Firefall mod, that's where the cool kids are at these days. I think.
🔗 16:53Theicyhandofdeath: !next
🔗 16:53 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:06 from now).
🔗 16:53Metric_Furlong: vorox4, you're doing a lot of physical activity plus it's a bit cold
🔗 16:53 vorox4: @Ladythrimbletrimmer It seems to still be a joke.
🔗 16:53 Supermane888: !game good
🔗 16:53 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (22/22)
🔗 16:53 AdmiralMemo: LadyThrimbletrimmer, I think "This is a weird X mod" will be around forever
🔗 16:53Metric_Furlong: vorox4, that'll up the calorie usage
🔗 16:53 jonlevir: !game good
🔗 16:54 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Admiralmemo and it almost devolves to "this is a weird dark souls mod"
🔗 16:54The_Quiet_Alestain: Wow, another hour gone?
🔗 16:54originalskyboss: Dont worry about it?
🔗 16:54 DoktorNik: Not earthquakes, migrating land whales
🔗 16:54 BusTed: Tremors are seldom a good sign.
🔗 16:54 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (23/23)
🔗 16:54DTor214: I doubt those are earthquakes
🔗 16:54 Dedwrekka: No worries, it's just dead Cthulhu dreaming
🔗 16:54 LordoftheFros:
Bah. Earthquakes mean the planet is alive. It's fine.
🔗 16:54 AdmiralMemo: Ok_We_Live_Here_Now, Well, that was the original anyway, so...
🔗 16:54 Paranundrox: jeez, 50 C
🔗 16:54 jonlevir: maybe put away the torch? it seems to raise our heat level
🔗 16:54 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Admiralmemo well yeah
🔗 16:54 All_mankind: those hexagonal pillars are still standing, it can't be that bad. . .or who knows
🔗 16:54 Lord_Durin: I like the faint "S.O.S" beep from our PDA
🔗 16:54 ExhaustedElox: So... what is this game?
🔗 16:54 DrMcGoodTimes: I don't like the term "Earthquake". I prefer "Continental Dancing".
🔗 16:54Laserbeaks_Fury: oh wait, I just got that our device is named Wilson
🔗 16:55 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (rating 100%) (overridden)
🔗 16:55 Dedwrekka: UHHH is that hill alive?
🔗 16:55 All_mankind: ok i have chills
🔗 16:55 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Settlement?
🔗 16:55 CleverCrumbish: The weird thing is "This is a weird X mod" began as a meme to signify "this is not the game Streamer Y usually plays" and now it means "this game is like game X"
🔗 16:55Cantwearcats: Spinning horses and great round birds both sound hilarious and not at all like technological marvels
🔗 16:55originalskyboss: It appears to be some sort of slammed sidewalk
🔗 16:55thatguyinplaid: They just wanted open sight lines
🔗 16:55 AdmiralMemo: CleverCrumbish, True
🔗 16:55 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Drmcgoodtimes i prefer "tectonic sex" Lots of rubbing, friction, heat and sometimes and explosion or two
🔗 16:55DigitalSeahorse: poor dude, died in his bathtub
🔗 16:55 embyrr922: The buildings are demolished down to the foundation, but the cairns are still up
🔗 16:55 All_mankind: were those two skeletons embracing?
🔗 16:55 SkylerRingtail: How long does it take human bones to crumble to dust?
🔗 16:55asthanius: Curious thought: There've been a LOT of earthquakes, and yet there are also a bunch of stacked rocks. How have they not fallen over?
🔗 16:55 Crashzxs: it looks like something happened a long time ago, but verry quickly
🔗 16:55 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @clevercrumbish Memetic Mutation
🔗 16:56 Crashzxs: also, alex it might not be a bad idea to put the torch away
🔗 16:56originalskyboss: Didnt Yuri show up 15 years ago?
🔗 16:56 AdmiralMemo: Asthanius: Recent development?
🔗 16:56GreyFox0012 subscribed for 14 months in a row!
🔗 16:56 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, GreyFox0012! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 16:56Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I was gonna ask about that
🔗 16:56 DoktorNik: put torch out
🔗 16:56originalskyboss: Who keeps leaving these radios on?
🔗 16:56 Nightvalien28: it's 40 C
🔗 16:56 Paranundrox: yes, very hot
🔗 16:56 Lord_Durin: The boombox followed us from Firewatch!
🔗 16:56 Supermane888: This actually really reminds me of Lifeless Planet
🔗 16:56originalskyboss: Put away torch Alex
🔗 16:56Laserbeaks_Fury: That rock you touched said resistance Heatstroke 100%
🔗 16:56 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Yeah, your thing was going up in the "heatstroke" percentage for a while.
🔗 16:56EricTheOrange: well it does say 40C so I'd say that's pretty hot
🔗 16:56BlueChloroplast: its 39 celcius it is hot
🔗 16:56DigitalSeahorse: "sun"
🔗 16:56 GreyFox0012: also hi alex
🔗 16:57 All_mankind: is breathing apparatus the only thing stopping us from exploring the underwater? that would be a first
🔗 16:57The_Quiet_Alestain: to hot
🔗 16:57asthanius: You probably don't need the torch out
🔗 16:57 Paranundrox: probably don't want to carry a torch in this heat?
🔗 16:57Baranastra:
Put the torch away if you are too hot.
🔗 16:57silenceaux: Yes, run faster to prevent heatstroke. (I don't know if that's how the game works or not)
🔗 16:57unknowngamer88: yes, because sprinting while in extreme heat is the best way to be
🔗 16:57 SkylerRingtail: Does the torch ever burn out?\
🔗 16:57 AdmiralMemo: Asthanius: He was using it for heat because he thought it was cold.
🔗 16:57 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail, No
🔗 16:57 LathosTiran: odd the lining up
🔗 16:57 All_mankind: 40° is frickin blistering, fyi
🔗 16:57originalskyboss: Big sheepmans?
🔗 16:57 ysurin91: out the torch away thats whats causing you to overheat
🔗 16:57 Nightvalien28: well you got a scuba mask
🔗 16:57 Nightvalien28: there's an ocean
🔗 16:57asthanius: @Admiralmemo Still using it, though
🔗 16:57 Crashzxs: torch doesnt burn out, but appears to generate some heat
🔗 16:57 Havok4: I think the higher difficulites does not guide you around as much/
🔗 16:57BlueChloroplast: kitty statue?
🔗 16:57 Crashzxs: amd its daylight
🔗 16:57 SkylerRingtail:
@Admiralmemo Then what's the point of the flashlight?
🔗 16:57 DrMcGoodTimes: Hah, see? Alex thought the same thing!
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: Asthanius: Welp. Force of habit?
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28: well for a linear game there's a lot to explore
🔗 16:58asthanius: Monorail!
🔗 16:58 Supermane888: Wind is mad salty
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28: oh no
🔗 16:58 GreyFox0012: just got here btw what is this game?
🔗 16:58 TStodden: We might be running low on sleeps...
🔗 16:58silenceaux: Blowout soon, fellow Stalker.
🔗 16:58originalskyboss: Blowout soon fellow STALKER
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail: He could probably put the torch away now, but he doesn't.
🔗 16:58Laserbeaks_Fury: Technically speaking, Zelda and Metroid games are "linear"
🔗 16:58 SkylerRingtail: Unlimited stew? !pardonfuck
🔗 16:58DTor214: Oh man, I bet that thing that happens in the trailer is about to happen, and it's gonna be amazing
🔗 16:58 AdmiralMemo: GreyFox0012: Survival/puzzle
🔗 16:58thatguyinplaid: It's ok, you're not in Kansas so the tornado won't hit you
🔗 16:58 Nightvalien28:
🔗 16:58 GreyFox0012: interesting
🔗 16:58originalskyboss: This doesnt look too sheltering.
🔗 16:59 SkylerRingtail: That stew was unlimited Alex! D:
🔗 16:59originalskyboss: Back to Yuri's cave?
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: GreyFox0012: Or more... survival/adventure... but also occasional puzzles.
🔗 16:59DigitalSeahorse: sweet
🔗 16:59 All_mankind: only +2 space? where are we carrying those 12 other spaces?
🔗 16:59 Havok4: It seems like people were actually here until quite recently.
🔗 16:59silenceaux: In what world are the Metroid games linear
🔗 16:59Cisi21: Yep, it's shelter icon
🔗 16:59 SkylerRingtail: Wait, could we bottle stew?
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: Infini-stew!
🔗 16:59 LadyThrimbletrimmer: The perfect shelter: completely open to the elements, not even slightly shielded from animals
🔗 16:59 Supermane888: Did you just drink 2+ litres of water in a single gulp like popeye eating spinach?
🔗 16:59 LadyThrimbletrimmer: or other people
🔗 16:59 AdmiralMemo: SkylerRingtail, Or at least can it?
🔗 16:59 LadyThrimbletrimmer: flawless
🔗 16:59 TStodden: 4 hours until you are DEAD... TIRED...
🔗 16:59rikadyn: looks like a pleasant spring sky
🔗 16:59 Nightvalien28: you have a scuba max, maybe take a dive?
🔗 16:59DjSquallius: it seems like theres a lot to explore
🔗 16:59originalskyboss: Ah yes. Music to help.
🔗 16:59 Nightvalien28: wow that's pretty
🔗 17:00 AdmiralMemo: Alex: Maybe try using some of your cans to can some of the infini-stew?
🔗 17:00 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Silenceaux If you count Other M, then Metroid games can be linear af
🔗 17:00unknowngamer88: those cloud sure look weird
🔗 17:00SquareDotCube: There's another casette in Yuri's cave
🔗 17:00 LordoftheFros:
limitless mystery stew with an infinite shelf life. Perfectly safe for consumtion!
🔗 17:00originalskyboss: Hey Listen!
🔗 17:00 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Which reminds me, did I ever share my pitch for a Metroid game?
🔗 17:00silenceaux: LadyThrimbletrimmer I do not. I was thinking of the games that defined 50% of the Metroidvania genre.
🔗 17:00 All_mankind:
try haxoring the FOV to like 15 to get interface binoculars
🔗 17:00DigitalSeahorse: it's tide time
🔗 17:00Derpoet: Leon, help!
🔗 17:00Antitonic subscribed for 24 months in a row!
🔗 17:00 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Antitonic! (Today's storm count: 17)
🔗 17:00 CleverCrumbish: What a great position for sleeping! Standing up, carrying a flaming stick!
🔗 17:00 LadyThrimbletrimmer:
@Silenceaux I figured
🔗 17:00 Nightvalien28:
🔗 17:00 Mysterious_Challenger: That's a handy button
🔗 17:00originalskyboss: Perhaps you should have taken Yuri's can opener
🔗 17:01 DarkMorford: Hey Alex, hi chat!
🔗 17:01 vorox4: @Ladythrimbletrimmer What's your metriod idea?
🔗 17:01 Mysterious_Challenger: insomniacs would love it
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.
🔗 17:01 LRRbot: New quote #1958: "Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 17:01EricTheOrange: An'ti'ton-ic *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
🔗 17:01SquareDotCube: Indirect illumination
🔗 17:01 All_mankind: i have seen a russian open a can with a sword
🔗 17:01 All_mankind: true story
🔗 17:01 LadyThrimbletrimmer: @Vorox4 Well, Samus can handle herself in the wilderness. I say put her in an environment she cannot deal with- civilization
🔗 17:01 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @All_mankind a can of whoopass?
🔗 17:01asthanius: Make a wish!
🔗 17:01originalskyboss: WOAH
🔗 17:01 Paranundrox: WHAT
🔗 17:01MarkBarks: I'd....stay indoors
🔗 17:01 RealGamerCow: This is unexpected.
🔗 17:01EricTheOrange: thats not good
🔗 17:01 DrMcGoodTimes: I Light showers.
🔗 17:01Cantwearcats: !sir
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
🔗 17:01 LRRbot: New quote #1959: "Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 17:01silenceaux: Blowout NOW fellow Stalkers I GUESS
🔗 17:01SquareDotCube: *poke* *drink* *poke* *drink*
🔗 17:01SirBiffaloEsq: Can we stop living here now?
🔗 17:01 LordoftheFros: I wish to not die?
🔗 17:01originalskyboss: I WISH TO NOT DIE
🔗 17:01 LathosTiran: some of the ship is still around
🔗 17:01 CaptainEnder7: That was unexpected!
🔗 17:01 SchalaKitty: damn son
🔗 17:01 GreyFox0012: oh deary doo dar
🔗 17:01 AdmiralMemo: !ing
🔗 17:01 LRRbot: nginginginging...
🔗 17:01 All_mankind: nah just a can of corn
🔗 17:01 vorox4: Rocks from space!!
🔗 17:02angryoptimist: Well, that's exciting!
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: hmm
🔗 17:02EleventhOcean: PICNIC
🔗 17:02 MysticTH: FIND A CAVE?!
🔗 17:02 LadyThrimbletrimmer: Metroid: Humanity. Samus has to navigate the complexities of human life in pursuit of a wanted criminal
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: bunker down soldier
🔗 17:02Metric_Furlong: !panic
🔗 17:02 LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
🔗 17:02 Paranundrox: Myr Battlesphere?
🔗 17:02 Supermane888: Lucky if you're not getting deaded tonight
🔗 17:02 DrMcGoodTimes: LIGHT. SHOWERS.
🔗 17:02silenceaux: Quick, run out and get a better view
🔗 17:02 Paranundrox: Is that you?
🔗 17:02omensGenesis: MORE METEORS THAN EXPECTED
🔗 17:02EricTheOrange: that the rest of our ship comming down?
🔗 17:02lightpagoda: so, 15 year meteor swarm cycle?
🔗 17:02originalskyboss: BLOWOUT NOW FELLOW STALKER
🔗 17:02 SkylerRingtail: Its raining men, Hallelujah! Its raining men...on fire!
🔗 17:02 Supermane888: !advice
🔗 17:02 LRRbot: Cowards can't block Warriors.
🔗 17:02DigitalSeahorse: my ex taught me survival skill of opening can against pavement or flat rock...the bottom end of can that doesn't have the thick rim
🔗 17:02Laserbeaks_Fury: Cloudy, with a chance of showers
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: underground good, surface bad
🔗 17:02Theicyhandofdeath: well that escalated quickly
🔗 17:02 LadyThrimbletrimmer: PK Starstorm!!!!
🔗 17:02unknowngamer88: so space debris does not have a good time around this planet, it seems
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: holy *** it is hitting the planets
🔗 17:02IndigoVitare: er;;; is that moon falling?
🔗 17:02EricTheOrange: probably because they are real real close
🔗 17:02 CleverCrumbish: The E V I L M O O N sidles by
🔗 17:02 Nightvalien28: we survived a meteor shower
🔗 17:02BlueChloroplast: Death star being bombarded by meteors?
🔗 17:02 DrMcGoodTimes: Lrrbot just spouted off one of my favorite Magic cards. Amazing.
🔗 17:02Theicyhandofdeath: that is some dune level stuff right there
🔗 17:02 LathosTiran: *** *** *** *** *** ... back to sleep
🔗 17:02 Lord_Durin: @Indigovitare technically yes, because gravity
🔗 17:02 Supermane888: "Oh look, meteors. Welp, need my beauty sleep"
🔗 17:02OriginalGarwulf: Sorry...missed a bunch while taking care of other things, but...life actually managed to evolve on this place?
🔗 17:03 AdmiralMemo: I wonder if you can just sleep through stuff like that.
🔗 17:03DigitalSeahorse: open can without opener = rub thinner end of can against rough rocky surface
🔗 17:03originalskyboss: just let me keep poking this whilst i dringk
🔗 17:03 Nightvalien28: OriginalGarwulf, yes with alien help
🔗 17:03asthanius: Do I hear morse code?
🔗 17:03silenceaux: The game measures the quality of your sleep. That's actually a pretty good idea, if a little clumsily stated?
🔗 17:03 All_mankind: cold ayeff
🔗 17:03OriginalGarwulf: Ah, okay. I take it I missed a plot point or two, then.
🔗 17:03originalskyboss: Have we tried smashing can against other can?
🔗 17:03 thepov42: So, odds that the intense gravitational forces involved in having large bodies so close together is tearing one or more of those planets apart, hence meteors?
🔗 17:03 DrMcGoodTimes: @Asthanius Yeah, it's code for "SOS"
🔗 17:03Theicyhandofdeath: if only we had tarp
🔗 17:03Anaerin: asthanius: Yes, you hear S-O-S in morse. Probably coming from the beacon
🔗 17:03 vorox4: @Asthanius The PDF is sending an SOS.
🔗 17:03 Frylock72: Thought that said "Norse code" for a minute.
🔗 17:04DigitalSeahorse: you have sharp rock, probably for opening the cans
🔗 17:04 GreyFox0012: yeah that is sos
🔗 17:04sharktoothjack17: this is the metal snake then
🔗 17:04 LadyThrimbletrimmer: I would love to live in a society where sleep quality was a measured thing and part of society
🔗 17:04originalskyboss: It should be repeating continuously...
🔗 17:04DigitalSeahorse: Alex, try sharp rock on cans
🔗 17:04originalskyboss: More like ...---......---......---...
🔗 17:04Theicyhandofdeath: no lol would be .-.. --- .-..
🔗 17:04DjSquallius: that's a vague objective...
🔗 17:05originalskyboss: or ...---...---...---...
🔗 17:05asthanius: Love the basalt formations. Convenient walkway that looks natural
🔗 17:05 CleverCrumbish: Basalt columns, you're in Northern Ireland!
🔗 17:05originalskyboss: Ive heard it both ways
🔗 17:05 MistahFixIt: Glass bones and paper skin
🔗 17:05originalskyboss: Back to the cave
🔗 17:05 MistahFixIt: Birbs
🔗 17:05silenceaux: Well that was... Some noises?
🔗 17:06 RealGamerCow: Well, there was volcanic activity here once. Basalt hexagons
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: Guess who's back. Back again. We'll be back. Tell a friend.
🔗 17:06originalskyboss: {Alex noises}
🔗 17:06 RealGamerCow: Well, if that is basalt. Sure looks it.
🔗 17:06Theicyhandofdeath: idk 5 hr energy why am i tired?
🔗 17:06 DrMcGoodTimes: But Memo, I have no friends to tell! What do I do?
🔗 17:06 MistahFixIt: [Alexing Intensifies?]
🔗 17:06 embyrr922: Or eastern Washington
🔗 17:06 AdmiralMemo: DrMcGoodTimes: Make imaginary ones?
🔗 17:06Hingadora: Load in, finish commercial. "Birbs." Back to commercial. XD
🔗 17:06originalskyboss: {Intensified Alex Intensifies}
🔗 17:06 Sylenctone: Alex is a verb now
🔗 17:07Theicyhandofdeath: i thought he always was
🔗 17:07 DrMcGoodTimes: Alex is a noun, verb, and adjective. Also an exclamation.
🔗 17:07 All_mankind: and a pronoun!
🔗 17:07originalskyboss: Would I like an Alienware.... No
🔗 17:07Laserbeaks_Fury: Wow, a Honda Civic commercial, with someone wearing a Twitch shift, and a Heathstone lug
🔗 17:07Theicyhandofdeath: well that was glorious
🔗 17:07 LathosTiran: All_mankind it looks like his head is trying to rip itself off
🔗 17:07Laserbeaks_Fury: *plug
🔗 17:07originalskyboss: Ive built the thing thats sitting next to me, so...
🔗 17:07 AdmiralMemo: DrMcGoodTimes, And a preposition?
🔗 17:07 RealGamerCow: So, do you think the people who made "Gods of Egypt" have any clue how offensive their cast choices are?
🔗 17:08 All_mankind: well, Dennis is a preposition
🔗 17:08 Frylock72: @RealGamerCow, Forget the casting choices, have you seen the official poster?
🔗 17:08originalskyboss: Alex Alexed Alex
🔗 17:08Theicyhandofdeath: only on tuesdays
🔗 17:08originalskyboss: Wednesdays in Australia
🔗 17:08 bv310: @Realgamercow I think the more pertinent question is "What will make them care?"
🔗 17:08Laserbeaks_Fury: That's smurfing ridiculous
🔗 17:08 vorox4: @Drmcgoodtimes So, "Alex, Alex Alex Alex!" Is a grammaticaly correct sentence?
🔗 17:08 Frylock72: Thursdays on the moon.
🔗 17:08Theicyhandofdeath: oh yeah
🔗 17:08 bv310: It's definitely not anything yet
🔗 17:09originalskyboss: Mondays yesterday
🔗 17:09 All_mankind: i'm sure those who made it were just following orders from those who paid for it, who were just following orders from their bank
🔗 17:09hotcarlson subscribed for 2 months in a row!
🔗 17:09 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, hotcarlson! (Today's storm count: 18)
🔗 17:09 Frylock72:
🔗 17:09Theicyhandofdeath: woot subs
🔗 17:09 jonlevir: Realgamercow probably
🔗 17:09Anaerin: all_mankind: Who were just following orders from Deilluminati
🔗 17:10 All_mankind: nah, just accumulated "wisdom" of a hundred years of Hollywood history
🔗 17:10OriginalGarwulf: Realgamercow: From what I've read, retroactively. What little I've read suggests that they weren't thinking about it at the time, but after it was all said and done had a facepalm moment.
🔗 17:10Theicyhandofdeath: oh hai alex
🔗 17:10TehSpud subscribed for 15 months in a row!
🔗 17:10 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TehSpud! (Today's storm count: 19)
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: Id take it.
🔗 17:11 Sylenctone: fill your water~
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:11Anaerin: admiralmemo: Given the limitations of the engine, I'd say that's a good job.
🔗 17:11amythist: so just got here, what's the premise of this game?
🔗 17:11 RealGamerCow: OriginalGarwulf, I guess thats better than nothing?
🔗 17:11 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: Also, HotCarlson subbed for 2 months during the break.
🔗 17:11OriginalGarwulf: Hey, awareness after the fact is still awareness.
🔗 17:11originalskyboss: Well done Dr Alex.
🔗 17:11Anaerin: amythist: You have crash landed. Build a beacon to talk to the orbiting satellite and survive.
🔗 17:11 GreyFox0012: actually you missed my sub too
🔗 17:12OriginalGarwulf: With luck, the next movie about ancient Egypt will have actors who actually look North African.
🔗 17:12 hotcarlson: thank you alex! thank you @Admiralmemo !
🔗 17:12 AdmiralMemo:
You can tell how much Alex likes a game by how many subs he misses.
🔗 17:12 GreyFox0012: hey its cool alex
🔗 17:12 All_mankind: then again, ancient Egyptians occupy a strange place in racism ideology where they are white or non-white depending on which of their accomplishments you want to ignore or take credit for
🔗 17:12originalskyboss: Too bad that tape player cant be hooked on us
🔗 17:12amythist: so The Long Dark on alien planet instead of frozen Canada Anaerin?
🔗 17:12 Havok4: Alex's Eye confirmed not amazing 2/5 would not buy at a back alley organ market again.
🔗 17:12originalskyboss: Yep
🔗 17:13asthanius: Dolmenman
🔗 17:13Anaerin: amythist: Kinda. More plot, and the tutorial is more on rails.
🔗 17:13 Havok4: This seems a lot less harsh than the long dark
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: amythist: Yeah, but with a little more storyline as well.
🔗 17:13agentbrain: !game good
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (24/24)
🔗 17:13originalskyboss: !game good
🔗 17:13 LathosTiran: broadCAST?
🔗 17:13Theicyhandofdeath: sadly i cannot find a decent version of the doom e1m1 song on spotify and its a bimmer
🔗 17:13Theicyhandofdeath: bummer*
🔗 17:13 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?
🔗 17:13 LRRbot: New quote #1960: "Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 17:13asthanius: Remember that we got a scuba mask. We should be able to dive SOMEWHERE
🔗 17:13 embyrr922: You did pick up a scuba mask
🔗 17:13originalskyboss: You do have that mask
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo: Scuba mask = dive for more space parts?
🔗 17:14OriginalGarwulf: All_mankind: There's a real degree to which that depends on the beholder. Up here in Canada, we were taught that the ancient Egyptians looked like North Africans, and never thought anything of it - it wasn't really attached to any racism or the like at all. In the United States, though, it's a huge debate (which is weird when you were basically taught "they were probably the same colour as the drawings they made of themselves."
🔗 17:14 All_mankind: cast time? were they fishing?
🔗 17:14OriginalGarwulf: )
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (25/25)
🔗 17:14originalskyboss: SPoop music
🔗 17:14Anaerin: Word to the wise: Water is 100% wet...
🔗 17:14 Nightvalien28: NOPE
🔗 17:14originalskyboss: NOPE
🔗 17:14 AdmiralMemo: !advice
🔗 17:14 LRRbot: More Rockets!
🔗 17:14 vorox4: @Asthanius A scuba mask, but is there also a tank?
🔗 17:14 Juliamon: OH dear
🔗 17:14 DarkMorford: !pardonfuck
🔗 17:14 LRRbot:
1 pardon-fuck for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:14MarkBarks: prone to water spouts around here....
🔗 17:14 Sylenctone: we are so lrrEFFed
🔗 17:14 SleepyDeveloper: auntie em, its a twister!
🔗 17:14omensGenesis: Tornadman is BAAAAAAAAACKKKKK
🔗 17:15originalskyboss: Blowout NOW Fellow stalker
🔗 17:15IndigoVitare: sentient homing tornado incoming
🔗 17:15asthanius: @Vorox4 The item description said you could use it to dive
🔗 17:15 GreyFox0012: to quote chub... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
🔗 17:15MichaelD067: blinks....
🔗 17:15 Omega_Lairon: Still ding better than Pa Kent >_>
🔗 17:15 Mysterious_Challenger: Is this a horror game where you play against the elements
🔗 17:15 Sylenctone: Next time teleporter
🔗 17:15 AdmiralMemo: "You are cold and wet." NO ****!
🔗 17:15 vorox4: Oh, ok then, that could be handy.
🔗 17:15DigitalSeahorse: lightening....and you are wet
🔗 17:15MarkBarks: stealthnado
🔗 17:15 Nightvalien28: violent weather outside, you don't effing say
🔗 17:15Laserbeaks_Fury: And a house drops on your head
🔗 17:15 Sylenctone: Put teleporter now?
🔗 17:15 All_mankind: that Dark Souls practice in complete situational awareness is paying off eh
🔗 17:15Theicyhandofdeath: could be worse..... s
🔗 17:15originalskyboss: We've got sentient tornadoes, so, ya know. Bigger Problesm
🔗 17:15Theicyhandofdeath: sharknado
🔗 17:16originalskyboss: Rather than monsters?
🔗 17:16 AdmiralMemo: Alex: You did, though... the spike tribble
🔗 17:16originalskyboss: Me too
🔗 17:16Anaerin: The Sentient Durian! You're forgetting the sentient durian!
🔗 17:16originalskyboss: Those Angry KooshBalls werent really a threat
🔗 17:16IndigoVitare: the land urchin didn't damage though
🔗 17:16 Dedwrekka: !drink
🔗 17:16 Nightvalien28: found no enemy, just two tornados and a meteor shower
🔗 17:16MillerDark: Don't forget protag vs society
🔗 17:16OriginalGarwulf: Actually, the one with really conspicuous and weird casting was Exodus: Gods and Kings. The Egyptians, who legitimately should have been shades of brown with a smattering of Nubians (being a local melting pot and all) were cast as white guys, while the Hittites, who are from Anatolia and legitimately could have looked like a bunch of white guys, were various shades of brown.
🔗 17:16 AugmentingPath: I'm hungry... better set food on fire!
🔗 17:16originalskyboss: Cook it?
🔗 17:16 AdmiralMemo: True, but I think that it counts as "enemy" rather than "elements"
🔗 17:17BlueChloroplast: the spiked ball of cuteness will not be spoken ill of
🔗 17:17 All_mankind: your greatest enemy seems to be your calorie and temperature meters
🔗 17:17originalskyboss: That food is SALTY AF after that fight we had
🔗 17:17 Havok4: Maybe start carrying that lighter with you?
🔗 17:17IndigoVitare: Ancient Egyptian NOBILITY would have actually looked Greek
🔗 17:17IndigoVitare: because... they were
🔗 17:17OriginalGarwulf: That opening battle scene was REALLY bizarre if you know the geography.
🔗 17:17originalskyboss: Um, its still pissing down. Sleep it off?
🔗 17:17 Sylenctone: Leave the teleporter?
🔗 17:17 Havok4: Between the lighter and the flashlight you probably don't need the torch anymore?
🔗 17:17 Omega_Lairon: "The food is *not* too salty... there was 10% less than a lethal dose in it."
🔗 17:17OriginalGarwulf: Ancient Egyptian nobility after Alexander the Great, not before.
🔗 17:17DigitalSeahorse: Alex, have a sharp rock still?
🔗 17:17DigitalSeahorse: to use on can
🔗 17:17 AugmentingPath: Protagonist dpses bags of hp is a well-respected literary branch
🔗 17:18OriginalGarwulf: The Ptolemies were latecomers.
🔗 17:18Anaerin: havok4: The flashlight "Charges in sunlight", which implies it can be un-charged.
🔗 17:18IndigoVitare: I assume this is about that Gods of Egypt film or whatever it's called?
🔗 17:18Laserbeaks_Fury: The monsters are almost enviroment in Minecraft
🔗 17:18 AdmiralMemo: Or you can fall
🔗 17:18BlueChloroplast: Drown in LAVA
🔗 17:18 embyrr922:
You can fall in ing lava
🔗 17:18originalskyboss: Or swim in lava
🔗 17:18 RealGamerCow: KSP is protagonist versus...nature I guess?
🔗 17:18 GreyFox0012: you could get struck by lightning if youre REALLY unlucky
🔗 17:18 SketchyDetails: theres some minecraft mods out there that add an in depth survival element
🔗 17:18Anaerin: The environment in Minecraft is a monster unto itself.
🔗 17:18 TheMetalupis: Lava killed me more than anything
🔗 17:18originalskyboss: Or fall into the void
🔗 17:18 DarkMorford:
You can go out for curry in Minecraft
🔗 17:18angryoptimist: Also suffocation, if you're not careful about digging.
🔗 17:18 CleverCrumbish: I really love The Long Dark for that reason
🔗 17:19OriginalGarwulf: Ancient Egyptian movies in general, I guess.
🔗 17:19 SpacePotato01: wow, just logged in, I regret not being here at the start, this is gorgeous.
🔗 17:19Theicyhandofdeath: devil daggers has an edge
🔗 17:19 Havok4: The level of tech you have is very weird. It seems like this game takes place in a universe with 2001 a space odyssey level of tech.
🔗 17:19OriginalGarwulf: The King Tut miniseries tried to cast somebody who could look North African in the role, at least.
🔗 17:19originalskyboss: That thunder though.
🔗 17:19 groverfield2: There was a PS1 game that dealt with man vs nature in the RPG mode of the fighting game Ehrgeiz, where you have to balance your nutrition almost perfectly or you die of malnutrition
🔗 17:19 AgentMagicMaster: 1R : 3 damage
🔗 17:19Anaerin: And sleep, Alex?
🔗 17:19originalskyboss: Sleep it off?
🔗 17:19AussieGuy_88: well, we live here now.
🔗 17:19 groverfield2: It was terrible
🔗 17:19OriginalGarwulf: (On a related note, a little while back I re-watched The Ten Commandments, and holy crap did it suck.)
🔗 17:19 AdmiralMemo: Don't need to sleep
🔗 17:19originalskyboss: Oh hey.
🔗 17:20 vorox4: Woo! Camping on an alien planet with Alex!
🔗 17:20 AdmiralMemo: eh luhmow!
🔗 17:20 Lord_Durin: Minecraft could be seen as "Protagonist vs. self" looking at the number of times my own decisions have led to my death. And I'm not even sure if I'm joking right now
🔗 17:20 Sylenctone: Do you want to leave the teleport disk there?
🔗 17:20Laserbeaks_Fury: DO you think the weather is timed or randomly generated
🔗 17:20originalskyboss: Enjoy the tunes Yuri
🔗 17:20ReverseCreations: That's better, for a minute there I just had a completely white screen on the stream, and though Alex was just playing a reallllly weird game..
🔗 17:20fuzzylogicap: teleporter
🔗 17:20DigitalSeahorse: have you slept?
🔗 17:20 SpacePotato01: is this ship wreckage?
🔗 17:20originalskyboss: Not now not Navi
🔗 17:20 All_mankind: in the "battle against society" vein, one thing that's bothered me in every game and actually most fiction is how rumors about the protagonist spread as though that information were not subject to the limitations of relativity, let alone people going from one place to another and talking to each other
🔗 17:20The_Quiet_Alestain: I guess he does not need the teleporter.
🔗 17:20Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh good, I'm not the only one getting Navi flashbacks
🔗 17:20OriginalGarwulf: (You watch the movie, Heston and all, and come out wonderful just how on God's green Earth that movie is remembered fondly.)
🔗 17:20DigitalSeahorse: did you remember the teleport thing
🔗 17:20 SketchyDetails: Alex, have you given subnautica a look?
🔗 17:20D_Man_7733: that rock formation looks like a dragon skull...
🔗 17:21OriginalGarwulf: *wonderING, not wonderful
🔗 17:21Theicyhandofdeath: as a christian i can confirm 80-90 religious moveis that arent targeted towards children are borderline unwatchable
🔗 17:21originalskyboss: Hey, he learned about the flashlight
🔗 17:21DigitalSeahorse: it's like a GPS
🔗 17:21 Omega_Lairon: "30C is not really that warm" - Australia
🔗 17:21 CleverCrumbish: @All_mankind, Stop! You violated the law!
🔗 17:21thatguyinplaid: Time for aswim?
🔗 17:21 JustanotherMuffin: Did we get a flashlight?
🔗 17:21 AdmiralMemo: Theicyhandofdeath: And about 40% of those that are.
🔗 17:21originalskyboss: This planet doesnt really seem colonize-able.
🔗 17:21OriginalGarwulf: Yeah...I came to the conclusion that Evangelical Christians just shouldn't be allowed to make religious movies...
🔗 17:21 PMAvers: No wonder the Sky Ones live underground: the surface sucks
🔗 17:22Theicyhandofdeath: or video games
🔗 17:22 Nightvalien28: OriginalGarwulf, well not the surface
🔗 17:22originalskyboss: STOP SPRINITING
🔗 17:22 blackwlf: Just tuned in (stupid work making me miss Alex streamtimes) this looks interesting. Been a good stream so far?
🔗 17:22thatguyinplaid: Awww puppy
🔗 17:22originalskyboss: Doge?
🔗 17:22DigitalSeahorse: Glados Persistus Messagus
🔗 17:22D_Man_7733: how far inland have we gone so far?
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: blackwlf, Yerp
🔗 17:22 CleverCrumbish: @originalskyboss, It depends what the alternatives are. This might be best of a bad lot.
🔗 17:22AussieGuy_88: this is making me exhausted just listening to it,.
🔗 17:22 Havok4: Is there a ladder leading into that hole in the ground?
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: D_Man_7733, Not very far, except the cave
🔗 17:22Laserbeaks_Fury: My headcanon is now this is a planet that worships pugs
🔗 17:22asthanius: @Havok4 Yes, but I think Alex missed it
🔗 17:22Lycodrake: @Laserbeaks_fury or mabel pines
🔗 17:22 Anubis169: Theicyhandofdeath: which branch?
🔗 17:22MarkBarks: no Earth is the planet that worships pugs
🔗 17:22 blackwlf: I may have to watch the replay.
🔗 17:22originalskyboss: If this is the good planet, I dont want to see the others
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: D_Man_7733, I think we went completely through a cave
🔗 17:22 overlordstowell: Any other Americans having to convert Fahrenheit?
🔗 17:22OriginalGarwulf: The version of Noah's Ark that had God declare that it was because people weren't loving each other enough was sort of jaw-dropping.
🔗 17:22 AdmiralMemo: overlordstowell, Yep
🔗 17:23The_Quiet_Alestain: uhuuu
🔗 17:23thatguyinplaid: Metal serpents...
🔗 17:23Theicyhandofdeath: @anubis169 branch of what?
🔗 17:23originalskyboss: Ohai
🔗 17:23 CleverCrumbish: @originalskyboss, It has a breathable atmosphere, plant and animal life, building materials and shelter, the hazards are dangerous but not insurmountable.
🔗 17:23 Skeletons54:
my headcannon alternate fallout timeline
🔗 17:23OriginalGarwulf: That said, I REALLY liked Noah.
🔗 17:23 All_mankind: i like Transmetropolitan's take on evangelicism, in that an evangelical trepanatioist can threaten people he doesn't like with slamming an icepick into their brain and calling it an act of devotion
🔗 17:23Laserbeaks_Fury: There was a dev here earlier, did anyone ask if your device being labeled "Wilson" was a deliberate reference?
🔗 17:23 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good morning Alex, good morning chat
🔗 17:23 Skeletons54:
but who was DOOR!!!
🔗 17:23OriginalGarwulf: (I'm also a practicing Jew, and it was a more Jewish take on the story, so I liked it.)
🔗 17:23 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: What are we playing today?
🔗 17:23 AdmiralMemo: Laserbeaks_Fury, Cisi21 left
🔗 17:24 All_mankind: *trepanationist
🔗 17:24 vorox4: Compared to nearly all other planets in this universe, this place would be paradise.
🔗 17:24 Anubis169:
well you said 'targeted towards children', which branch of christianity are they professing? 'cause there's a lot
🔗 17:24originalskyboss: @Clevercrumbish it seems that the weather and constant elemental danger may persist a different type of living experience. Perhaps just using the planet for resources
🔗 17:24OriginalGarwulf: And, once you get past the bizarre casting choices and the first hour - which is REALLY choppy - Exodus was actually really good.
🔗 17:24 Nightvalien28: where's yuri's wilson?
🔗 17:24Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, did anyone ask while they were here
🔗 17:24 Skeletons54: get piped
🔗 17:24BlueChloroplast: multitool!
🔗 17:24 Skeletons54: acid rain?
🔗 17:24 AdmiralMemo: Laserbeaks_Fury, No
🔗 17:24D_Man_7733: have we seen any animals? the spiked balls of adorable could have been some kind of fungus.
🔗 17:24 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Why are we getting lost?
🔗 17:24 AugmentingPath: come on and slam, and welcome to the damp
🔗 17:24Laserbeaks_Fury: darn
🔗 17:24 CleverCrumbish: @originalskyboss, It would be a more restrained life than on earth, but there's no reason humans couldn't live underground like the natives.
🔗 17:24The_Quiet_Alestain: hehe
🔗 17:25 blackwlf: You come into my cloud!
🔗 17:25 AugmentingPath: Skeletons54 rain rain, but it can get very cold here and the rain contributes to hypothermia
🔗 17:25AussieGuy_88: the sky is peeing on you.
🔗 17:25 AdmiralMemo: D_Man_7733: We've seen those and several types of plant. But that's it.
🔗 17:25AussieGuy_88: such disrespect.
🔗 17:25OriginalGarwulf: Alex, never taunt the weather. That can never end well.
🔗 17:25asthanius: You just REMOVED it?
🔗 17:25 Anubis169: also btw i've been AFK for most of the stream due to stuff here
🔗 17:25OriginalGarwulf: On a related note, a review for this game mentioned a tornado - have we seen one of those yet?
🔗 17:25originalskyboss: @Clevercrumbish Im certain that's the best option overall for most colonies. And even for life here on earth.
🔗 17:25 Anubis169: what'd i miss?
🔗 17:25 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we playing space STALKER?
🔗 17:25DigitalSeahorse: I think Alex needs another sharp rock
🔗 17:25Theicyhandofdeath: well i was raised on veggietales which is relatively nondenominational protestant and for a kids show it was great, thats the majority of what im drawing off
🔗 17:25 AdmiralMemo: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: With a little more direction, but yes.
🔗 17:25 AugmentingPath: Originalgarwulf at least two that I've seen
🔗 17:25ReverseCreations: Dear Dr. Alex, fancy hoodie, It reminds me of the one I'm currently wearing, to which, as I've mentioned to Graham, the 2.0 Hoodies are amazinggggg.
🔗 17:25 MysticTH: @Anubis169 a tornado.
🔗 17:25 Skeletons54:
tornado monster confirmed!!
🔗 17:26 Anubis169: a turnabout?
🔗 17:26SquareDotCube: Have we found a vantage point where we can survey the island?
🔗 17:26originalskyboss: Blowout Soon? Or Blowout NOW
🔗 17:26OriginalGarwulf: Aww...I like tornados! Please, game, let us have another!
🔗 17:26D_Man_7733: what if the planet is alive, and the planet IS the monster?!
🔗 17:26 AdmiralMemo: Anubis169: There've been 2 so far this stream
🔗 17:26Theicyhandofdeath: blownado out soon
🔗 17:26Capt_Sheep: @Theicyhandofdeath I was raised Jewish and watched the same show, I only figured out it was about jesus stuff a few years ago
🔗 17:26 Skeletons54:
Monster planet... planet of monsters
🔗 17:26originalskyboss: Dont sleep on the torch!
🔗 17:26 blackwlf: 16 degrees is cold? And you claim to be Canadian.
🔗 17:26 Anubis169:
water always tastes better when you're thirsty
🔗 17:27The_Quiet_Alestain: ^
🔗 17:27Galactic_pain: I just got here, what's the premise of this game?
🔗 17:27originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:27Solomon_Kain:
the torch sets you on fire in the night...
🔗 17:27EricTheOrange: "hunger is the best sauce"
🔗 17:27 vorox4: @Anubis169 You noticed that too?
🔗 17:27originalskyboss: Ill just eat this... plant...
🔗 17:27 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 17:27 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (32m from now).
🔗 17:27 All_mankind: wait a minute, this is a complete dry spell for any horror game drinking game and yet i'm drunk anyway, i'm bad at this
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: Galactic_pain: earth is boned, your ship on the way to a new planet is boned, you crashed
🔗 17:27thatguyinplaid: Holy cold bat dude
🔗 17:27 AdmiralMemo: Galactic_pain: I can give you a synopsis...
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: you're boned
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: survive
🔗 17:27asthanius: Follow the cable back to the source?
🔗 17:27originalskyboss: In the dungeon?
🔗 17:27D_Man_7733: I wonder if it snows on this planet...
🔗 17:27 Nightvalien28: in a chest?
🔗 17:27 Anubis169: also this is a really really well made game
🔗 17:28Galactic_pain: Sounds straight-forward
🔗 17:28originalskyboss: Kill the boss monster?
🔗 17:28Lycodrake: this can only end in giant space whales
🔗 17:28 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, at least this place seems to have breathable air and earth-like gravity, so we're like 99% of the way there in terms of habitable planets
🔗 17:28Theicyhandofdeath: @capt_sheep yeah they actually avoid jesus a lot cuz they didnt want to profane him by making him a vegetable, if u cut the verses at the end of the shows they actually could work as a secular show about morals
🔗 17:28 GreyFox0012: follow the cable?
🔗 17:28 PMAvers: Maybe follow the cable?
🔗 17:28 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and there's rain so there's water. this'll be a cinch.
🔗 17:28Cisi21: follow the cable maybe...
🔗 17:28originalskyboss: Follow the white brick road?
🔗 17:28 Havok4: Is there a hole on the roof of this structure?
🔗 17:28 AdmiralMemo:
Galactic_pain, It's about 2150. Earth is ed. You were sent out on one of five rockets to find new planets. Your rocket exploded. You crashed down here. You've found bits of resources from your rocket and alien tech to survive off of. You want to rebuild your beacon to send a signal to any humans who can hear it.
🔗 17:28 Nightvalien28: oh Cisi21 is wilson a deliberate reference?
🔗 17:28Lycodrake: spessss whales
🔗 17:28thatguyinplaid: Follow the conduit?
🔗 17:28 Skeletons54: find a modern key on an alien planet with no evidence of intelligent life or civilizations
🔗 17:28Laserbeaks_Fury: Why cant we just take the teleportation disc and slip it in between the bars
🔗 17:28NimrodXIV: teleport into the barred building?
🔗 17:29originalskyboss: I bet it is a definite reference
🔗 17:29 embyrr922: That moon is hauling ***
🔗 17:29originalskyboss: I has to be
🔗 17:29asthanius: @Skeletons54 Plenty of evidence, actually
🔗 17:29Cisi21: @Nightvalien28: Cast Away
🔗 17:29originalskyboss: *It
🔗 17:29 Nightvalien28: nice
🔗 17:29 AdmiralMemo:
Cisi21: Oh still here, eh?
🔗 17:29 Havok4: The conduit leads to the the transmitter I think
🔗 17:29LimeJester:
Do aliens have generators? Perhaps you have to turn one on to get the key.
🔗 17:29 Anubis169: embyrr922: it's really close, so logically it's got a really tight orbit
🔗 17:29 Sylenctone: It is pretty cold
🔗 17:29 Frylock72: If that's the moon it's freaking me out.
🔗 17:29Laserbeaks_Fury: "That moon" ? I miagine we are on the moon, and that's the plane it's obiting
🔗 17:29 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well that's a large...planet? are we on a moon?
🔗 17:29Cisi21: @AdmiralMemo: yeah...need a few thing to finish
🔗 17:29The_Quiet_Alestain: ok, we have to find a missing key? Thats near impossible in my home, let alonean alien planet.
🔗 17:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (30m from now).
🔗 17:29 vorox4: @Skeletons54 We went through a town around ten minutes ago.
🔗 17:29Lycodrake: We Bloodborne now
🔗 17:29BlueChloroplast: I think there was a stone tablet you missed when running from the water spout
🔗 17:29 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we'd better be on a moon, because if we have a satellite that's that large in the sky, we're in trouble
🔗 17:29 blackwlf: Lick it!
🔗 17:29 Skeletons54: i wasnt here for that......
🔗 17:29originalskyboss:
THE MOON? Dont worry. It will just crash in 3 ish days.
🔗 17:29thatguyinplaid: Green is good
🔗 17:29 AdmiralMemo: Frylock72: I think it's a dual planetary system.
🔗 17:30 Anubis169: also it'd have to be super light to keep that orbit
🔗 17:30 Frylock72: @Memo: Still freaky!
🔗 17:30originalskyboss: Wow thats bright
🔗 17:30 dougma: skelingtons!
🔗 17:30 Skeletons54: was anyone in that town or was it literal ghost town
🔗 17:30The_Quiet_Alestain: so many stars
🔗 17:30originalskyboss: Its going to get hot soon.
🔗 17:30 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hmmm, is that the sun?
🔗 17:30angryoptimist: "I need a key" is a phrase I will never not imagine said by whoever voiced the Diablo II Paladin.
🔗 17:30OmnipotentTrevor: I think this game has the same menu sound effect as Mass Effect.
🔗 17:30Theicyhandofdeath: rip on piece alexs genetic legacy
🔗 17:30Laserbeaks_Fury: "It is a FARgate! It's nothing like that movie that I've never seen."
🔗 17:30 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how many suns do we have here
🔗 17:30 Havok4: Remember that hole in the ground? I think I saw a ladder going down it.
🔗 17:30asthanius: @Skeletons54 Lots of intact skeletons
🔗 17:30 dougma: why were there skulls therre?
🔗 17:30 Havok4: The giant square pit
🔗 17:30 All_mankind: fun fact i just remembered: there is an average gas giant planet with a ring system 200 times bigger than Saturn's and if Saturn had those rings it would be bigger and brighter than the moon
🔗 17:30 Anubis169: Cisi21: does the moon have a lot of holes in it? or are the moon and the planet in some weird kind of binary orbit?
🔗 17:30 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: All_mankind yup, EE Cephei
🔗 17:30The_Quiet_Alestain: riiight... the pit
🔗 17:31 Anubis169:
'cause that view is amazing
🔗 17:31 Skeletons54:
me amiigos ? skeleton life finds a way
🔗 17:31originalskyboss: Welcome to The Pitt.
🔗 17:31 AdmiralMemo: All_mankind: Yeah, I just read about that the other week in Scientific American
🔗 17:31originalskyboss: -sburg
🔗 17:31 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, if alex gives me a good look at the entire sky, I can probably sort out what's going on
🔗 17:31 MistahFixIt: Bowlsburg
🔗 17:31Lycodrake: it's a grenade D:
🔗 17:31MillerDark: Dear Dr. Alex, magic question: opinions on Conspiracy 2 and the idea of three summer supplementary sets?
🔗 17:31 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (28m from now).
🔗 17:31Laserbeaks_Fury: Somehow, accelerated day/night cycles on a place 'not Earth' feels more believable
🔗 17:31 Skeletons54:
pull a brick for secret passage ?
🔗 17:32 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so far I see a large body that suggests we're on a moon, and a sun that's really not putting out as much light as it should on a planet with breathable air, so probably an M dwarf
🔗 17:32silenceaux: #ReallyObvious
🔗 17:32 Djshire: Keyblade!
🔗 17:32 vorox4: Giant Key!
🔗 17:32DigitalSeahorse: a giant USB hub
🔗 17:32 Anubis169: Keyblade!
🔗 17:32originalskyboss: We went for Obvious here didnt we.
🔗 17:32 Skeletons54: someone was here.......
🔗 17:32 MistahFixIt: Space Peyote!
🔗 17:32D_Man_7733: alien med-kit?
🔗 17:32Solomon_Kain:
SpongeBath SquarePlant!
🔗 17:32 Havok4: Remember to refill your water
🔗 17:32 All_mankind: maybe this is a giant rocky planet and it's spinning super fast
🔗 17:32originalskyboss: Yuri was probably here.
🔗 17:32BlueChloroplast: scuba tank and we can dive?
🔗 17:32 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: All_mankind it would break apart
🔗 17:32Rurrythe_blind: Bye bye wor sor
🔗 17:32originalskyboss: Sir?
🔗 17:32 chiropteraboy: you doomed us all
🔗 17:32 AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
🔗 17:32 LRRbot:
2 pardons-fuck for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp
🔗 17:32asthanius: Are we making a light bridge?
🔗 17:32Lycodrake: !pardonfuck
🔗 17:32 LRRbot: lycodrake: A similar command has been registered recently
🔗 17:32 Nightvalien28: hhmmm
🔗 17:32 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait what
🔗 17:32 Skeletons54: !sir
🔗 17:32 LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
🔗 17:33 blackwlf: You broke the sky! Book it!
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: Whoops.
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: Alex just launched a rocket?!?!?!
🔗 17:33The_Quiet_Alestain: whaaaat?
🔗 17:33 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: goodbye forever
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: Goodbye Canada
🔗 17:33thatguyinplaid: You just destroyed the universe
🔗 17:33Lycodrake: doushio
🔗 17:33Dragofur: did Alex just make a war?
🔗 17:33 Frylock72: Beacon?
🔗 17:33 MistahFixIt: We went to war with Space.
🔗 17:33MarkBarks: interesting....
🔗 17:33asthanius: I hope we don't shoot down the satellite
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: Beacon?
🔗 17:33 chiropteraboy: now you're in trouble
🔗 17:33 JonciA: And Alex just nuked Earth
🔗 17:33 Nightvalien28: I think we just signaled someone
🔗 17:33 Zyme86: Anti ship missile?
🔗 17:33BlueChloroplast: flare?
🔗 17:33Theicyhandofdeath: whoops
🔗 17:33 Lord_Durin: I'm sure everything is fine
🔗 17:33 Curufean: I think you broke it
🔗 17:33 Sylenctone: I think you just sent a space flare
🔗 17:33DigitalSeahorse: you just notified the aliens
🔗 17:33 Havok4: Okay this is reminding me more and more of mist
🔗 17:33 Skeletons54: its an alien wor sword
🔗 17:33 All_mankind: isn't it breaking apart anyway from the proximity to that other planet?
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?
🔗 17:33 LRRbot: New quote #1961: "What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 17:33 blackwlf: The official beginning of the Blood Space War.
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: OH NO
🔗 17:33Lycodrake: alex why
🔗 17:33 Nightvalien28: oh crap
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: Honey NO
🔗 17:33 chiropteraboy: HAHAHAa
🔗 17:33Lycodrake: UREEEEE (wry)
🔗 17:33 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh honey no
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: YES YOU DID THAT
🔗 17:33EricTheOrange: welp
🔗 17:33 chiropteraboy: REKT
🔗 17:33 Nightvalien28: look at what you did
🔗 17:33 RealGamerCow: Mistakes were made.
🔗 17:33 DarkMorford: Whoopsie!
🔗 17:33DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
🔗 17:33The_Quiet_Alestain:
🔗 17:33 Sylenctone: ooops
🔗 17:33originalskyboss: UM
🔗 17:33 AdmiralMemo: lrrSTEAKS were made
🔗 17:33EricTheOrange: we just brought down a new friend
🔗 17:33 Anubis169: SUPPLIES
🔗 17:34thatguyinplaid: To break that stupid wall
🔗 17:34 MistahFixIt: Use with Pipe
🔗 17:34asthanius: Did we just request supplies?
🔗 17:34 Nightvalien28: HAMMER
🔗 17:34 All_mankind: that was a badass signal flare
🔗 17:34 PMAvers: Hammer? SMASH THE STAAAAAAAAATE
🔗 17:34TorvakMOS: HAMMAR TIURM
🔗 17:34 AdmiralMemo: Alex got the BanHammer!
🔗 17:34 BusTed: Pipe upgrade!
🔗 17:34 MistahFixIt: PIPE HAMMER
🔗 17:34 Aarek: hammer time
🔗 17:34Laserbeaks_Fury: SO was it a gun or a beacon
🔗 17:34SirBiffaloEsq: The solution to all of life's problems!
🔗 17:34 Featherweight_: that's some real good rocketing
🔗 17:34 Mysterious_Challenger: Watch as you turned out to shoot another colony ship out of the sky
🔗 17:34originalskyboss: Hammers! Just add Water
🔗 17:34 Zaghrog: Hammer Zeit!
🔗 17:34 Mysterious_Challenger: : 3
🔗 17:34 vorox4: You shoot down a loot rocket!
🔗 17:34milow49: Hmm. No body in there. Supplies orbit?
🔗 17:34 Dedwrekka: Did you just shoot down a loot drop?
🔗 17:34xxxlonkxxx: so how far has alex gotten
🔗 17:34 Skeletons54: Chinese Wor hammer
🔗 17:34Laserbeaks_Fury: Alex called down a Hyperion Loader
🔗 17:34xxxlonkxxx: who gave alex a hammer
🔗 17:34 Anubis169: he's got a fair way
🔗 17:34D_Man_7733: Is that a human skeleton?
🔗 17:34 MistahFixIt: I wanna be... SLEDGE HAMMER...
🔗 17:34 Skeletons54:
🔗 17:34 PMAvers: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun.
🔗 17:34originalskyboss: wor smacker
🔗 17:35 Anubis169: and he got it in a supply rocket about 30sec ago
🔗 17:35Theicyhandofdeath: corpse water is the best water
🔗 17:35 blackwlf: Full of corpsey vitamins.
🔗 17:35 All_mankind: fortunately, a hammer is not all we have
🔗 17:35 AdmiralMemo: CHINES WOR HMR
🔗 17:35xxxlonkxxx: corpse water is so moist
🔗 17:35 blackwlf: And possibly zydrate.
🔗 17:35thatguyinplaid: Builds character
🔗 17:35 Djshire: Tastes like ham
🔗 17:35originalskyboss: Ahh. Good ol' corpse water. Full of Minerals
🔗 17:35Rurrythe_blind: Wor Swor is best item
🔗 17:35 TheMrFraser: that water is good and calcium enriched
🔗 17:35originalskyboss: And bones
🔗 17:35 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's a surprising amount of vegetation here for a planet that doesn't seem to get much sun
🔗 17:35Theicyhandofdeath: dear dr alex just off the top of your head do a commercial for corpse water
🔗 17:35asthanius: Vitamin C. The C is for corpse
🔗 17:35Lycodrake: "core C vitamins"? dangit
🔗 17:35 MistahFixIt: Zydrate? Doesn't that come in a little glass vial?
🔗 17:35Laserbeaks_Fury: Odd on passing Henry going the other way?
🔗 17:35 Dedwrekka: Ham? You mean Long Pig?
🔗 17:35 Skeletons54:
Wor Hammer and chinese Wor Sword
🔗 17:35originalskyboss: It is all red vegetation
🔗 17:35Cantwearcats: A little glass vial?
🔗 17:35 Dedwrekka: Watch the key blows up the moon
🔗 17:35 All_mankind: i would much like to know how large that planet is and how far away from us
🔗 17:35Galactic_pain: I thought it tasted like spam
🔗 17:36NimrodXIV: A little glass vial!
🔗 17:36DigitalSeahorse: I thought humans tasted like chicken
🔗 17:36 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: red vegetation suggests a dimmer star, yes
🔗 17:36Theicyhandofdeath: or if graham is in the room have him daves spokesman the corpse water
🔗 17:36 All_mankind: shoul we be worried aboutt he Roche limit?
🔗 17:36originalskyboss: So its probably trying to get all the energy as efficiently as possible given the short cycles
🔗 17:36Laserbeaks_Fury: or scorched
🔗 17:36 AdmiralMemo: DigitalSeahorse: More like pork, people who've eaten it say.
🔗 17:36TorvakMOS:
Alex, reach out and lick the other planet.
🔗 17:36DjSquallius: we must discover the casting for Cable
🔗 17:36D_Man_7733: is it getting closer?
🔗 17:36 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: red vegetation indicates the incoming spectrum is shifted pretty heaby to the IR, and that would tally with the star being an M-dwarf or thereabouts
🔗 17:36Thisbymaster: maybe it is a death star
🔗 17:36 overlordstowell: Or so I've heard
🔗 17:36originalskyboss: Is this some sort of HD Majora's Mask?
🔗 17:36BlueChloroplast: And burnin flesh smells like pork apparently
🔗 17:36 Skeletons54: alex you shot the planet too close... were doomed
🔗 17:36Talin06: maybe it is bigger and further away
🔗 17:36BenByTheWay: Firing space gun was a good thing I guess
🔗 17:37AussieGuy_88: Sounds like a solid plan.
🔗 17:37DigitalSeahorse: AdmiralMemo, you've spoken to a cannibal?
🔗 17:37 MistahFixIt: We could power the entire planet just with the tidal bore caused by that moon...
🔗 17:37AussieGuy_88: This world is super interesting, though.
🔗 17:37Galactic_pain: Maybe you'll get lucky and it will collide with the planet you're on
🔗 17:37 thepov42: I'm still calling gravitation disturbance caused by those planets for the cause of whatever went down
🔗 17:37thatguyinplaid: Anything less than 100C is actually quite refreshing
🔗 17:37originalskyboss: Yeps. Its Hot time
🔗 17:37 blackwlf:
DigitalSeahorse You haven't?
🔗 17:37Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a multiplayer map in Destiny that takes place on Phobos that features a massive Mars in the sky. It's genuinely disorienting.
🔗 17:37xxxlonkxxx: pretty sure it tastes like chicken memo
🔗 17:37 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we'd better be on a moon that's orbiting that giant planet, or cables are going to be the least of our worries once the tidal forces get going.
🔗 17:37 AdmiralMemo: DigitalSeahorse: Not personally, but there are records. Particularly one scientist who did it for science.
🔗 17:37originalskyboss: For SCIENCE!
🔗 17:37Theicyhandofdeath: SCIENCE
🔗 17:38originalskyboss: Thats deep.
🔗 17:38EngineerHall: Climbing with no hands
🔗 17:38QmonsterGames: Is this "Solus" as in "Mordin Solus," the very model of a scientist Salarian?
🔗 17:38 Djshire: Originalskyboss thats what she said
🔗 17:38 MistahFixIt:
This game is really deep, you probably wont get it
🔗 17:38 RealGamerCow: well, there's a reason med students operate on pigs.
🔗 17:38 Carbonylcookie: Twist, you're a spider
🔗 17:38D_Man_7733: so it looks like 10 seconds per percent on the torch.
🔗 17:38 All_mankind: i have seen cannibals on TV when i was little. they told me the part between the thumb and index finger was the greatest delicacy
🔗 17:38 aWabbajack: better safe than sowwy
🔗 17:38Thisbymaster: What? doesn't everyone use a latter that way
🔗 17:38Laserbeaks_Fury: There's always three godesses..
🔗 17:38MarkBarks: did somebody say holy war?
🔗 17:38TorvakMOS: I didn't know Alex was reading something, I thought he was just rambling.
🔗 17:38asthanius: Kur is the favorite child
🔗 17:38Capt_Sheep: Are these the Enlightened Bird Men?
🔗 17:38originalskyboss: These guys didnt seem to invent punctuation
🔗 17:38 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh, Marduk. Sumerian I believe
🔗 17:38angryoptimist: Wait, Marduk?
🔗 17:38 AdmiralMemo: Those sound like names from Khans of Tarkir
🔗 17:38Cantwearcats:
Because sound on its own is kinda shitty
🔗 17:39Capt_Sheep: SCREEEE, SCRAAAW
🔗 17:39xxxlonkxxx: him getting two is the reason for the great wars
🔗 17:39originalskyboss: THANKS NOT NAVI
🔗 17:39 vorox4: No, Memo is right, most of the reports made to scientists by people from cultures of humans that practice cannibalism have said that human tastes like pig.
🔗 17:39DigitalSeahorse: yeah, pigs are closely related in composition ...flesh wise...probably why pork isn't "kosure"...I don't know how to spell that
🔗 17:39thatguyinplaid: Hammer Time!
🔗 17:39 Lord_Durin: HAMMER
🔗 17:39 AugmentingPath: Each god gets a total of three syllables and domains. It's all fair.
🔗 17:39 thepov42: So, I'm kind of diggin' the Mesopotamian vibe to the culture
🔗 17:39 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: amusingly enough Marduk is a god that eventually got syncretised with Jupiter
🔗 17:39 embyrr922:
off Navi
🔗 17:39originalskyboss: Kosher?
🔗 17:39Laserbeaks_Fury: And we find Fortunatos Skeleton
🔗 17:39DoodlestheGreat: He got two because he remembered the potato salad.
🔗 17:39omensGenesis: Reminder that death awaits you around every corner
🔗 17:39OmnipotentTrevor: apply hammer
🔗 17:39BenByTheWay: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou both bodies pull on one another. Their respective orbits aren't relevant
🔗 17:39 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
so...maybe we're orbiting Jupiter
🔗 17:39originalskyboss: Liberally apply hammer
🔗 17:39 AdmiralMemo: vorox4, That's how it got the nickname "Long Pig"
🔗 17:39 Anubis169: originalskyboss: is that a kosher hammer?
🔗 17:39Theicyhandofdeath: smashing the state
🔗 17:39TorvakMOS:
SMASH DAB
🔗 17:39 blackwlf: Is. . . is that the morph ball?
🔗 17:39 Skeletons54: its a trap run
🔗 17:39 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Benbytheway what? what are we talking about
🔗 17:39TorvakMOS: Skyrim Traps?
🔗 17:39 MistahFixIt: Uhhhm
🔗 17:39originalskyboss: Well, its not make of pork or seafood...
🔗 17:39AussieGuy_88: How long before we find a dragon?
🔗 17:39 All_mankind: no, pork isn't kosher because it was hard to prepare well 6000 years ago
🔗 17:39 Anubis169:
🔗 17:40 thepov42: GCU, I'm not sure Jupiter has craters like that
🔗 17:40originalskyboss: Just have to worry about the 3 rabbis then
🔗 17:40silenceaux: Amplitude?
🔗 17:40xxxlonkxxx: darn i thought that was gonna say mom's pork
🔗 17:40TorvakMOS: Hammer the ice?
🔗 17:40D_Man_7733: ice...
🔗 17:40 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh, is it rocky? dang
🔗 17:40 Havok4: Did the lighter back at camp say it could melt things?
🔗 17:40Theicyhandofdeath: smash the state
🔗 17:40Laserbeaks_Fury: Im calling it, we have to set up a series of mirros to melt the ice
🔗 17:40 AdmiralMemo: xxxlonkxxx, Mom's Pork-ghetti?
🔗 17:40seminoble: "Hi Winds" "hi Adark"
🔗 17:40 Skeletons54: traps
🔗 17:40 thepov42: Yeah, it looked rocky to me. I'm fascinated by this setting
🔗 17:40originalskyboss: ?
🔗 17:40 MistahFixIt: A'Daar Suuk - Kind Of A Big Deal
🔗 17:41 CleverCrumbish: Aliens have a point of reference for a "horse" this looks bad
🔗 17:41 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, we've got at least one sun
🔗 17:41D_Man_7733: That looks like it was referring to the rocket we fired into the sky.
🔗 17:41 blackwlf: Crush a dew!
🔗 17:41xxxlonkxxx: siiiiiiiiiiiiip
🔗 17:41 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we're probably close to the poles with that kind of height about horizon
🔗 17:41 GreyFox0012: you just drank 2 whole liters of water
🔗 17:41 AdmiralMemo: !drink
🔗 17:41originalskyboss: These guys went through a lot of trouble to lay this cable
🔗 17:41 GreyFox0012: thats probably not healthy
🔗 17:41xxxlonkxxx:
dark ness?
🔗 17:41 thepov42: Very descriptive naming theme, I guess
🔗 17:42 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this gonna be an ancient astronauts type of thing
🔗 17:42Sjakies: dumb human needs an app to remind himself to eat and drink
🔗 17:42omensGenesis: The Caves of the Solus Project Episode 2: More Spider Urchins, Probably
🔗 17:42 embyrr922:
"Hallway of Darkness" You don't say!
🔗 17:42 Wilhelm_Screamer: this one of them survival games?
🔗 17:42originalskyboss: Bottle some water?
🔗 17:42QmonsterGames: Yeah, you might hurt Water's feelings
🔗 17:42Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, is that a collectable marker?
🔗 17:42 AdmiralMemo:
Run low on food? Just drink more water! Water replaces food, right?
🔗 17:42 blackwlf: Delicious strange food.
🔗 17:42 Havok4: Wait you have 5 of those energy bars right?
🔗 17:42Caerlocc: So is this game some kind of Survival-Metroid mashup?
🔗 17:42 Havok4: That seems like plenty of food
🔗 17:42 All_mankind: [double entendree of "laying pipe" goes here]
🔗 17:42 Sylenctone: cooold
🔗 17:42 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Caerlocc so far it seems to be space STALKER
🔗 17:42originalskyboss: Well, water *Can* replace food.
🔗 17:42 Skeletons54: LEWD
🔗 17:43Cisi21: Just press "w"
🔗 17:43originalskyboss: We're gonna wreck it?
🔗 17:43Laserbeaks_Fury: Wow, this really feels like a Metroidvania game with survival elements instead of enemies to fight
🔗 17:43xxxlonkxxx: smash the state etc.
🔗 17:43silenceaux: Maybe keep close track of the cable...?
🔗 17:43BlueChloroplast: probally a new tool
🔗 17:43originalskyboss: Try "W"?
🔗 17:43Cisi21: Just push it, Alex
🔗 17:43 Skeletons54:
twist it? bop it? smash it? eat it!!
🔗 17:43D_Man_7733: maybe just walk into it like you're pushing a crate?
🔗 17:43 All_mankind: !advice
🔗 17:43 LRRbot: Make an audio log and drop it somewhere.
🔗 17:43Cisi21: by pressing "W"
🔗 17:44 Nightvalien28: push against the symbol
🔗 17:44 AdmiralMemo: LoadingReadyRun: The Dev is saying just press W to push it
🔗 17:44 All_mankind: bwaha
🔗 17:44asthanius: I feel like hopping everywhere makes you really hungry
🔗 17:44originalskyboss: Alex "reads chat intermittently" Steacy
🔗 17:44 Paranundrox: womp womp
🔗 17:44xxxlonkxxx: j-j-jam it in
🔗 17:44 vorox4: Actually, many humans who have been in situations without water such as deserts have nearly killed themselves by thinking that they can still save their water when they desperately require hydration, so something that tells you when you actually really should drink could be quite helpful.
🔗 17:44xxxlonkxxx: just put your forehead to the door surface and run
🔗 17:45DigitalSeahorse: maybe they missed that one
🔗 17:45 vorox4: Sorry, text wall.
🔗 17:45 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the little I've heard about desert survival says don't horde water, drinkn all you can and then find more
🔗 17:45 Skeletons54: push it and then run
🔗 17:45originalskyboss: Rub self vigorously on door?
🔗 17:45 LordoftheFros:
I live in a desert. The best survival advice I have is "Don't go outside while the sun's up"
🔗 17:45originalskyboss: Wow. You're strong
🔗 17:45 Skeletons54: well of souls?
🔗 17:45 Djshire: Originalskyboss vigourously and sensually
🔗 17:45 thepov42: Anyone else having OoT flashbacks with that block?
🔗 17:45 All_mankind: the effort of carrying water around defeats the benefit of saving it eh
🔗 17:45 Paranundrox: oooh, Infini-Soup!
🔗 17:46seminoble: find soup in cave, seems good to eat
🔗 17:46xxxlonkxxx: did everyone die of heart and renal failure or something?
🔗 17:46 DrMcGoodTimes: Tell us more of the salty ass-soup.
🔗 17:46Laserbeaks_Fury: push only?
🔗 17:46 Havok4: New game mechanic pushable blocsk
🔗 17:46originalskyboss:
A Mount/Dismount context?
🔗 17:46 DarkMorford: Block puzzle!
🔗 17:46D_Man_7733: puzzle blocks!
🔗 17:46SquareDotCube: Aaand it's a block puzzle
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo:
It's made of styrofoam?
🔗 17:46OmnipotentTrevor: and now we're in a zelda dungeon?
🔗 17:46 vorox4: @Gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou Your body is surprisingly good at storing water, so keeping it outside of your body where it's doing you no good isn't usually a good idea.
🔗 17:46 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
oh good, creepy statue. creepy statues on deserted alien planets are ALWAYS good news
🔗 17:46 Curufean: life dosen't come with context buttons alex.
🔗 17:46 All_mankind:
is this planet
🔗 17:46 Skeletons54: monster
🔗 17:46 AdmiralMemo: Or a jumping puzzle
🔗 17:46originalskyboss: Some kind of Side Walk Slam?
🔗 17:47Baranastra: Remember when we had that sharp rock? Those where the times...
🔗 17:47Baranastra: Teleport up?
🔗 17:47 Skeletons54: uuhhh heard roar noiae
🔗 17:47milow49: Maybe the large objects have super low friction or are touch controlled?
🔗 17:47asthanius: I think there was a doorway high up in the wall near the ladder we came down
🔗 17:47 LordoftheFros: Most likely some flavor of jumping puzzle.
🔗 17:47 LordoftheFros: They're space rocks, obviously.
🔗 17:47 Frylock72: You just gobbled down some alien food.
🔗 17:47Earthenone: i wonder why all these puzzle civilizations seem to die out
🔗 17:47Baranastra: We still have the teleport gun, right?
🔗 17:47 LordoftheFros: They're light a sa feather
🔗 17:47DigitalSeahorse: maybe it's one of those dump the lava gold into the buckets puzzle
🔗 17:47 MistahFixIt:
Everything on this planet has the same density as Balsa Wood
🔗 17:47originalskyboss: But pushing these rocks, THINK OF THE GAINS BRUH
🔗 17:47 Curufean: maybe it has very low density
🔗 17:47rikadyn: or ya know designed for it
🔗 17:47 overlordstowell: Different gravity?
🔗 17:47 Paranundrox: clearly they're designed for being pushed
🔗 17:47xxxlonkxxx: it's all forehead strength
🔗 17:47 All_mankind: nanomachines?
🔗 17:47 Featherweight_: giant blocks of space Pumice
🔗 17:47 LordoftheFros: Actually, low friction makes sense. The floor's REALLY shiny.
🔗 17:48Earthenone: phrasing?
🔗 17:48brosif123: head day
🔗 17:48foxdie5042: Alex are you secretly a metal gear?!?
🔗 17:48Caerlocc: Could we also use teleport gun or did we lose it? left for a bit
🔗 17:48 Anubis169: Neck of steel
🔗 17:48 CleverCrumbish: Heh, Head day.
🔗 17:48asthanius: @Lordofthefros But then how would we gain traction?
🔗 17:48SquareDotCube: Skipping head day results in derp day
🔗 17:48 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Alex) [now] Never skip Head Day.
🔗 17:48 LRRbot: New quote #1962: "Never skip Head Day." —Alex [2016-02-23]
🔗 17:48 Papperslappen: Can you put a teleporter thingy on one of them and then push it to the other side?
🔗 17:48 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: anybody know what Ian is playing now that Firewatch is presumably complete?
🔗 17:48 Zeromus_: puzzle game?
🔗 17:48originalskyboss: Never. Skip Head Day. Or Neck Day.
🔗 17:48originalskyboss: Jet Set Radiooooooooooo
🔗 17:48 All_mankind: remember that sumo wrestler who had a forehead implant to meet the height requirement?
🔗 17:48 Skeletons54: uhhh
🔗 17:48 MistahFixIt: So universal constants: Keys and Doors, Block Pushing... ?
🔗 17:48silenceaux: But hey, block pushing puzzle that had a semi-clear goal?
🔗 17:48 LordoftheFros: Athanius clearly nanomachines
🔗 17:48MichaelD067: MAn vs block puzzle!
🔗 17:49asthanius: Teleporter tricks may be needed here
🔗 17:49 aWabbajack: Escape rooms are becoming a thing now, wouldn't mind going to one.
🔗 17:49 AdmiralMemo: Next time, on Man vs. Block!
🔗 17:49 All_mankind: don't know what happened to him. probably he didn't do very well against all those huge guys
🔗 17:49OmnipotentTrevor: Can you goozle yourself on these? Can they be reset, and will they need to be.
🔗 17:49originalskyboss: Man. We need some way to get some tunes in here.
🔗 17:49foxdie5042: Now I kind of want a shirt that says the only things certain are death, taxes and block puzzles.
🔗 17:49 Frylock72: So Portal, but the testing staff is present.
🔗 17:49 Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: i'm pretty sure that was on a PS1 demo disc at some point
🔗 17:50originalskyboss: You mean something like the Witness?
🔗 17:50xxxlonkxxx: random alien ghosts making kathleen "womp womp" sounds
🔗 17:50Dragofur:
Alex, just missing with Alien Modern Art Exhibits, thinking its a puzzle
🔗 17:50 Skeletons54: i would play that game alex
🔗 17:50Earthenone: death, taxes and missed overwatch shots
🔗 17:50AussieGuy_88: "This puzzle has no purpose, we just like watching humans think about stuff."
🔗 17:50silenceaux: What's that story about that alien planet with the transparent maze that funneled you into the center?
🔗 17:50 Wilhelm_Screamer: I think more games should have you meet the insane people that would make and maintain the puzzles
🔗 17:50DigitalSeahorse: so like the maze with the smell of cheese and the rat is like wtf, no cheese?!
🔗 17:50 TStodden: Alex... You'll be DEAD (tired) in ~3.5 hours!
🔗 17:50 RealGamerCow: All_mankind, there were a couple of those, but that was about 50 years ago.
🔗 17:50 Intrepid_Colin: Woah Alex looks pretty tonight, new camera?
🔗 17:50 aWabbajack: Someone made a game based on the movie: Cube
🔗 17:50 Skeletons54: oh right alex i believe the game you want is the witness.
🔗 17:50 aWabbajack: it's on steam, but not good as the movie
🔗 17:50originalskyboss: This ladder seems to be a little too high up to get onto
🔗 17:51 RealGamerCow: Since then, they have added a "secondary requirement test" which lets short guys in if they are exceptional in other manners.
🔗 17:51originalskyboss: womp womp
🔗 17:51sharktoothjack17: @Wilhelm_screamer I'm playing one where those people are skeletons who like puns
🔗 17:51originalskyboss: Or perhaps a step stool?
🔗 17:51 LordoftheFros: Will the game tell you when you should go to sleep?
🔗 17:51 Wilhelm_Screamer: @Sharktoothjack17 hence the "more"
🔗 17:51originalskyboss: Step stool would be nice
🔗 17:51originalskyboss: Little harder
🔗 17:51 All_mankind: aah, teleport disc launcher. firend of space explorers and unreal tournament fighters everywhere
🔗 17:51asthanius: Pushing it, Alex. You're really pushing your luck with those jumps
🔗 17:52Cisi21:
Or...you can throw disc on one block, move it to the other side and then teleport there
🔗 17:52originalskyboss: ^
🔗 17:52 Intrepid_Colin: Also how is everyone tonight?
🔗 17:52Laserbeaks_Fury: Get a little closer, don't be shy
🔗 17:52 Anubis169:
Intrepid_Colin: good good
🔗 17:52 Paranundrox:
@Cisi21 that's not the Alex way
🔗 17:52 Anubis169: yourself?
🔗 17:52silenceaux: Do discs last that long?
🔗 17:52 Skeletons54:
push push it push it real good
🔗 17:52silenceaux: (I haven't been watching long)
🔗 17:52 Zeromus_:
tedious block pushing simulator
🔗 17:52originalskyboss: Not now Navi
🔗 17:53 LordoftheFros: Unsurprising, the room is cold.
🔗 17:53Earthenone: why dont you heat your puzzle rooms spacemans?!
🔗 17:53 Nightvalien28: well it is underground
🔗 17:53 Intrepid_Colin: @Anubis169 Not bad, just got back to my town from visiting my parental units. Whiny cancer survivors.
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: B/C you're underground
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: And perhaps no heat in these alien ruins?
🔗 17:53 TStodden: You need heat AND sleep of you wish avoid becoming a corpsicle.
🔗 17:53 All_mankind: now you're thinking with telediscs?
🔗 17:53Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, so this is a Coldstone Creamery
🔗 17:53originalskyboss: Rocket Jump It?
🔗 17:53 Anubis169:
Intrepid_Colin: ahh
🔗 17:54 Anubis169: they doing well?
🔗 17:54HGToribio: SourPls SourPls SourPls
🔗 17:54 Nightvalien28: it will be funny when alex figures out the second solution
🔗 17:54Sjakies: can you get on the tatues head?
🔗 17:54originalskyboss: If he does.
🔗 17:54HGToribio: VICTOLY
🔗 17:54 AdmiralMemo:
🔗 17:54originalskyboss: Whelp.
🔗 17:54 LordoftheFros: I was afeared of that.
🔗 17:54originalskyboss: Back to the board
🔗 17:54 Skeletons54: Denied.
🔗 17:54 MistahFixIt:
'Close'
🔗 17:54brosif123: Climbs up ladder one handed
🔗 17:54 Intrepid_Colin: @Anubis169 Yeah thankfully. We have dark senses of humor in my family which helps.
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: Yeah that one
🔗 17:55 Anubis169:
that helps
🔗 17:55 LathosTiran: why did we not strip the other man for double jacket
🔗 17:55Laserbeaks_Fury: And also doesnt work both ways
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: But would it be quicker that doing this?
🔗 17:55 Nightvalien28: oh we should have stripped yuri of his clothing
🔗 17:55 TStodden: Alex, you need a NICE WARM BED in about 2 hours... as you're about DEAD (Tired)!
🔗 17:55Earthenone: eyy lamao
🔗 17:55Laserbeaks_Fury: This way is a permanent solution
🔗 17:55 Nightvalien28:
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: We should probably bury poor Yuri
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: EFF
🔗 17:55 Nightvalien28: aw come on
🔗 17:55 MistahFixIt:
there
🔗 17:55 AdmiralMemo: BBGRL!
🔗 17:55omensGenesis: GOAT THERE!!!
🔗 17:55originalskyboss: GOAT IT
🔗 17:56 Anubis169:
there!
🔗 17:56originalskyboss: Sleep?
🔗 17:56 Skeletons54:
🔗 17:56DigitalSeahorse: for nothing!
🔗 17:56xxxlonkxxx: there are never any kitties in those boxes
🔗 17:56 Intrepid_Colin: Also Alex, I made my first Highlander deck. It works but needs work so I am proud.
🔗 17:56Laserbeaks_Fury: and sleep
🔗 17:56 AdmiralMemo:
Eat some sponge.
🔗 17:56 Nightvalien28: and sleep
🔗 17:56originalskyboss: Sleep somewhere warm?
🔗 17:56 LordoftheFros: Would the light things be a good, warm place to sleep?
🔗 17:56angryoptimist: It's really cold where you are.
🔗 17:56EngineerHall: Look at the temp of the room
🔗 17:56originalskyboss: Id save
🔗 17:57 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (2m from now).
🔗 17:57originalskyboss: hallways of Darkness? Oh Good
🔗 17:57 Skeletons54: keep running warn body up
🔗 17:57 LordoftheFros: save and retreat above ground?
🔗 17:57silenceaux: Just leave
🔗 17:57originalskyboss: Sir?
🔗 17:57Cantwearcats: Land mine?
🔗 17:57 LordoftheFros: back up?
🔗 17:57 Nightvalien28: it's a map?
🔗 17:57originalskyboss: Its beeping. and thats never good
🔗 17:57D_Man_7733: A map...
🔗 17:57 gravity_pike: one of your items warms you up if you eat it
🔗 17:57 AdmiralMemo: Hello personman
🔗 17:57asthanius: Burn something!
🔗 17:57DigitalSeahorse: frand
🔗 17:57 Papperslappen: Friend?
🔗 17:57originalskyboss: Excuse me good sir!
🔗 17:57 Paranundrox: ooooh
🔗 17:57 Skeletons54: new is bad bad news
🔗 17:57 MistahFixIt: PERSON
🔗 17:57 Havok4: Okay this is a really neat modern take on a riven like game.
🔗 17:58 RealGamerCow: New planet, who dis?
🔗 17:58Cantwearcats: A'daar Suum?
🔗 17:58 Paranundrox: Space Frand
🔗 17:58Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that outside
🔗 17:58HGToribio: damn you honeywell
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: Hast you a bed and warmth?
🔗 17:58Laserbeaks_Fury: Cna we warm up
🔗 17:58 Skeletons54: monster men found
🔗 17:58 LathosTiran: "HI! CAN I HAVE A BLANKIE?!" "Thanks"
🔗 17:58 Nightvalien28: HI CORI
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: CORI!
🔗 17:58D_Man_7733: This is either a really bad, or a really good thing.
🔗 17:58 AdmiralMemo: Cori? New stream who dis?
🔗 17:58asthanius: Just BARELY made it
🔗 17:58Laserbeaks_Fury: well timed
🔗 17:58 LordoftheFros:
there
🔗 17:58 SkylerRingtail: Oh you bastard
🔗 17:58 Nightvalien28: ooooh
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: Woah
🔗 17:58diredrake: Good timing
🔗 17:58 LathosTiran: dad timing
🔗 17:58SirBiffaloEsq: GG!
🔗 17:58silenceaux: Oh that was the end! Nice!
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: NIIIIIIIIIICE
🔗 17:58 AdmiralMemo: !completed
🔗 17:58 LRRbot:
The Solus Project added to the completed list
🔗 17:58 Intrepid_Colin: Nice
🔗 17:58 Mysterious_Challenger: successss
🔗 17:58bawkbawkboo1: Wow, amazing timing
🔗 17:58 Nightvalien28: gib moar game
🔗 17:58 All_mankind: suddenly, end
🔗 17:58omensGenesis: dat timing do
🔗 17:58 Mysterious_Challenger: conclusions?
🔗 17:58HGToribio: jee jee
🔗 17:58NimrodXIV: that timing
🔗 17:58The_Quiet_Alestain: perfect
🔗 17:58daneislazy: frame perfect
🔗 17:58Brothernature0: such nice
🔗 17:58Earthenone: !game complete
🔗 17:58originalskyboss: Pls gib moar game
🔗 17:58 Anubis169:
Cisi21: you and the team rock, that was very very engrossing and well executed
🔗 17:58Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah, this game definitely has my attention
🔗 17:58DjSquallius: haha wow
🔗 17:58angryoptimist: Niceu niceu, very niceu!
🔗 17:58omensGenesis: !game good
🔗 17:58 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on IDDQDerp is now 100% (26/26)
🔗 17:59 Paranundrox: !game good
🔗 17:59 vorox4: Night, Alex!
🔗 17:59Caerlocc: !game good
🔗 17:59 blackwlf: Well, that's going on my watch for release.
🔗 17:59 jonlevir: so it's not out yet?
🔗 17:59 SchalaKitty: thanks Alex!
🔗 17:59 Nightvalien28: and now for the horner corner
🔗 17:59DoodlestheGreat: Nicely done, Alex. TTYL
🔗 17:59Cantwearcats:
Is it really wrong?
🔗 17:59originalskyboss: Horner Corner!
🔗 17:59 AdmiralMemo:
Horner Corner is best name.
🔗 17:59 CleverCrumbish: !game good
🔗 17:59Cisi21:
@Anubis169: thanks! Now I can finally go sleep
🔗 17:59SquareDotCube: Bye Alex! Time for Horner Corner
🔗 17:59 Anubis169 puts it on his list of games to get later
🔗 17:59 jonlevir: Horner Corner!
🔗 17:59 Intrepid_Colin: It's the horner corner and the know it!
🔗 17:59 Paranundrox: Horner's Corner is a great name
🔗 17:59Earthenone: its still horner corner to me
🔗 17:59 Anubis169 hugs
🔗 17:59 sithenin: Now I cant stop thinking of horner corner
🔗 17:59 dougma: horner corner... .now that is the only think I can call it
🔗 17:59angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream, Alex.
🔗 17:59 LoadingReadyRun: Hope my feedback was useful!
🔗 17:59 Nightvalien28: beep beep
🔗 17:59 enolan: A Swiftly Tilting Ian?
🔗 17:59originalskyboss: Beep!
🔗 17:59 AdmiralMemo: Cisi21: Thanks for stopping by!
🔗 17:59SquareDotCube: Ian will give in. All it will take is some time
🔗 17:59originalskyboss: Probably a slowly tilting Ian.
🔗 17:59 aWabbajack: Don't Put Horner in the Corner?
🔗 18:00 LRRbot: Rating for The Solus Project on Unknown is now 100% (3/3)
🔗 18:00originalskyboss: Dont want him to get sick
🔗 18:00 AdmiralMemo:
SquareDotCube: There will be an interim, though... i, Corner
🔗 18:00Cisi21: @LoadingReadyRun: definitely! That ladder climbing must be improved
🔗 18:00 blackwlf: Well, hell. Just found out one of my closest friends' mothers is passing away soon.
🔗 18:00 Paranundrox: @Enolan Ian doesn't really tilt. It would have to be a Swiftly Tilting Cori
🔗 18:00 Intrepid_Colin: So yeah I made a Rat Highlander deck.... its awful
🔗 18:00Arclight_Dynamo: I have been sitting here, watching ads, for the last ten minutes. Come on, Twitch...
🔗 18:00Arclight_Dynamo: Now they're in French.
🔗 18:01Earthenone:
how many relentless rats?
🔗 18:01Cisi21:
Okay guys, thanks for everything! I hope there will be stream of part 2 when it comes out
🔗 18:01 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: Did you add some changelings to make it better? They're rats.
🔗 18:01originalskyboss: Ive got no ads
🔗 18:01silenceaux: Maybe have the first box be recessed, with the classic scrape marks on the ground around it?
🔗 18:01 All_mankind: apparently it's Will Eisner week right now? yay comics i guess
🔗 18:01Arclight_Dynamo:
Farcry Primal ad # 12.
🔗 18:01silenceaux: Bye Cisi21, best of luck with the game!
🔗 18:01 Paranundrox: I feel like Tribal is probably much better in EDH than it is in Highlander
🔗 18:01DigitalSeahorse:
Aclight_Dynamo, good thing you're so close to Quebec
🔗 18:01Earthenone: !card relentless rats
🔗 18:01 LRRbot: Relentless Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Relentless Rats gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield named Relentless Rats. / A deck can have any number of cards named Relentless Rats.
🔗 18:01Jameson920 : !next
🔗 18:01 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1m ago).
🔗 18:01 Intrepid_Colin: @Admiralmemo I did. I mean there are a few ogres and humans in their as well. but mostly rats.
🔗 18:01Arclight_Dynamo:
DigitalSeahorse: I actually *just* got back from my French class. It's why I have to miss IDDQderp these days.
🔗 18:02Earthenone:
ogre slumlord?
🔗 18:02 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Arclight_dynamo FFS, i've gotten the miraclegro add five times in a row
🔗 18:02 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: Well there's the RTR ogre that gives rats deathtouch
🔗 18:02DigitalSeahorse:
Arclight_Dynamo, oh nice
🔗 18:02 Paranundrox:
@Intrepid_colin just run 45 Relentless Rats, its fine
🔗 18:02Arclight_Dynamo:
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: Clearly you've been pegged as someone who likes to grow grass.
🔗 18:02 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
🔗 18:02 Intrepid_Colin: @Admiralmemo Yup slumlord is in there. As well as marrow-gnawer and a crap ton of relentless rats
🔗 18:03 RealGamerCow: Intrepid_Colin, I guarantee your deck will be better than the minotaur highlander deck I want to make
🔗 18:03 Paranundrox: how about the Ripple artifact?
🔗 18:03 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Arclight_dynamo i *** HATE mowing. If i ever have my own place it's just gonna be a giant forest
🔗 18:03 Intrepid_Colin: I made my own tokens that are just a picture of a ratking
🔗 18:03 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: How many "creature type" things do you have?
🔗 18:03 PhoenixMelior: Hmm, how long until ian typically?
🔗 18:03 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Arclight_dynamo or a condo
🔗 18:03Earthenone: !card swarmyard
🔗 18:03 LRRbot: Swarmyard | Land | {T}: Add {C} to your mana pool. / {T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.
🔗 18:03 Intrepid_Colin: 34 creatures right now
🔗 18:03DigitalSeahorse: Arclight_Dynamo and Ok_We_Live_Here_Now, onion grass is a good thing to grow for cooking
🔗 18:03Earthenone: is that in there?
🔗 18:03silenceaux: If I ever made a highlander deck, it would either be Sorensen/MiracleGro or it would be UG CounterFlash
🔗 18:04 damullet14: Intrepid_colin: Remember, you can have as many copies of Relentless Rats in an EDH deck as you want
🔗 18:04 vorox4: I'm working on a grixis highlander list right now.
🔗 18:04Arclight_Dynamo:
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: Ha. My bane is shovelling, not mowing.
🔗 18:04 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 18:04 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (4m ago).
🔗 18:04 Intrepid_Colin: Relentless rats and zulaport cutthroat is a good combo
🔗 18:04 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Anyone know what Ian's playing tonight?
🔗 18:04Arclight_Dynamo: DigitalSeahorse: Ooh! Like chives?
🔗 18:04 Intrepid_Colin: Oh and Marrow Gnawer
🔗 18:05 damullet14: Intrepid_colin: If you go above 20 or so I would recommend also including Thrumming Stone for value
🔗 18:05 RealGamerCow:
This talk of highlander made me think of the highlander AFK, which made me think of storm decks, which made me mad.
🔗 18:05DigitalSeahorse: yes
🔗 18:05 Paranundrox: My playgroup is all EDH though, so I'm not really ever going to seriously get into Highlander
🔗 18:05 Anubis169: uhhhhhhhh
🔗 18:05Arclight_Dynamo: Horner! Change the stream info!
🔗 18:05 damullet14: Realgamercow: Why do you hate beauty?
🔗 18:05 Paranundrox: again Ian?
🔗 18:05 Paranundrox:
🔗 18:05 DarkMorford: Ian!
🔗 18:05 LRRbot: Currently playing: The Solus Project (overridden)
🔗 18:05 Anubis169: !game override off
🔗 18:05 Intrepid_Colin: @Damullet14 good thought
🔗 18:052 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
🔗 18:05originalskyboss: Ian time?
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: No, I mean things that care about creature types... Adaptive Automaton, Cavern of Souls, Coat of Arms, Cryptic Gateway, Door of Destinies, Mutavault, Obelisk of Urd...
🔗 18:06 Sakurazaki1023: Sweet, more Axiom Verge!
🔗 18:06Arclight_Dynamo:
Now Ian's just doing it on purpose.
🔗 18:06originalskyboss: Oh gosh. Axiom Verge?
🔗 18:06 RealGamerCow: Damullet14, I hate people who want to play solitaire in a two player game.
🔗 18:06 Intrepid_Colin: Oh oh... hang on let me go count
🔗 18:06 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: Even the new Stoneforge Masterwork
🔗 18:06 damullet14: Intrepid_colin: The 70 Relentless Rats, 1 Thrumming Stone, 28 Swamps EDH deck with Sidisi, Undead Vizier as the commander to tutor up the thrumming stone is one of my favourite troll lists
🔗 18:06originalskyboss: I cant watch Axiom Verge. Gives me a headache
🔗 18:07 Paranundrox:
@Damullet14 not Ashling 99 mountaints?
🔗 18:07 Omega_Lairon: Heh... 7.8 second lag. If only it were even remotely sustainable for the actual stream
🔗 18:07 Paranundrox: *mountains
🔗 18:07 Intrepid_Colin: @Admiralmemo I did just add that one for testing
🔗 18:07Compleatly:
Dammulet14: you say troll, I say "genius"
🔗 18:07silenceaux: I did not expect this genre of music
🔗 18:07 Omega_Lairon:
12.4 ...that's "better"
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: Intrepid_Colin: You can use Runed Stalactite to make one of your non-rats a rat
🔗 18:07 damullet14: Compleatly: You're speaking to a man who played Tainted Remedy in standard
🔗 18:07originalskyboss: I gotta go. Enjoy the Stream
🔗 18:07 blackwlf: Wait, that music. . .
🔗 18:07 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: my Eldrazi-playing friend just figured out an infinite combo in OGW and I refuse to play against it
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: Oh WHAT
🔗 18:07 vorox4: Oooooo, what is Ian going to be playing tonight?
🔗 18:07 Paranundrox: static Ian
🔗 18:07originalskyboss: WAOH
🔗 18:07 blackwlf: Is. . . is that. . .
🔗 18:07 Anubis169:
Hiiiiiii Ian and Cori
🔗 18:07originalskyboss: IAN
🔗 18:07 Nightvalien28: welcome back Ian
🔗 18:07 AdmiralMemo: Ian is very static
🔗 18:07 Sakurazaki1023: Static Shirt?
🔗 18:07 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
🔗 18:07Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Cori! Hi Static-Shirt Ian!
🔗 18:07VoyRising: That shirt is the worst.
🔗 18:07 aWabbajack: Hai Ian!
🔗 18:07 Curufean: invisi shirt
🔗 18:07Anaerin: That's quite the shirt!
🔗 18:07Cirallaric: super ghost shirt
🔗 18:07 Intrepid_Colin: @Damullet14 I personally love Marrow-Gnawer for personal reasons. He isn't bad by any means but vorthos love.
🔗 18:07wench_tacular: dat shirt!
🔗 18:07 tyloncorp: Suddenly it;s a lets nope.
🔗 18:07 Lord_Durin: 75% Ian
🔗 18:07 Havok4: Ian confirmed ghost in the machine
🔗 18:07bosku: Welcome back from MAG!
🔗 18:08Compleatly: Ian. Your ghostiness is showing.
🔗 18:08 D3fr0st5: Hey ghost of Ian past
🔗 18:08 Abcxyq: Hi Not Beej!
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo:
Dear Dr. Ian: It was a pleasure meeting you!
🔗 18:08SquareDotCube:
It's curtains for you, Ian
🔗 18:08silenceaux: Ghost in the network, solidified static in our eyes
🔗 18:08originalskyboss: Still notBeej
🔗 18:08 Omega_Lairon: It occupies its onw distinct spacetime
🔗 18:08Compleatly:
Damullet14: Bah. Tainted Remedy is boring. Now 34 siege rhinos. That's a standard deck
🔗 18:08bosku: National Harbor out side of DC
🔗 18:08Arclight_Dynamo:
You were in the Boston-Atlanta Metropolitan Axis.
🔗 18:08Earthenone: some sort of easty american non detroit area
🔗 18:08 Sakurazaki1023: Technically National Harbor, MD
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: Bosku: Are you in Maryland?
🔗 18:08 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, it was teh Gaylord Resort and Corporate Arcology?
🔗 18:08originalskyboss: A whole Gundam?
🔗 18:08 D3fr0st5: wait like a full gundam???
🔗 18:08 Foxmar320: hello Ian and Cori!
🔗 18:08 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the terrifying terrarium-type convention center?
🔗 18:08 AdmiralMemo: National Harbor = just over the DC line
🔗 18:08originalskyboss: Where are you keeping a whole Gundam?
🔗 18:08 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's a train and a laser show?
🔗 18:09 Intrepid_Colin: @Admiralmemo I have 7-8. Cover of darkness is being debated.
🔗 18:09 damullet14: Compleatly: I also played Skybind before Theros rotated, and Riddle of Lightning into 8-mana Delve spells
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yes
🔗 18:09bosku: It is super small area of outer DC metro area
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !game refresh
🔗 18:09 Sakurazaki1023:
You are quite welcome. Nice to finally get a change to meet you guys
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
🔗 18:09 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we had a professional conference there a couple years ago and the first day overlapped with the last day of magfest. That was...disorienting
🔗 18:09EricTheOrange: It's been 3 weeks methinks
🔗 18:09bosku: AdmiralMemo North VA
🔗 18:09 Anubis169:
well Ian and Cori, very sorry but it's gone 2:00am here and i has the w0rk thing in da mornin'
🔗 18:09bosku: Was at MAG as staff
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !game override Axiom Verge
🔗 18:09 Anubis169: nighty nights!
🔗 18:09 GDwarf: I kinda want the Speedrun option to just show the end credits
🔗 18:09 AdmiralMemo: !game
🔗 18:09 LRRbot: Currently playing: Axiom Verge (rating 81%) (overridden)
🔗 18:09 damullet14: Compleatly: The combo about to rotate that I don't think there is quite enough support for is a deck I'm calling Zurgo's Ignition
🔗 18:09 Anubis169:
night chat
🔗 18:09 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's not really NoVA, it's on the other side of the river
🔗 18:09Arclight_Dynamo: Night Anubis!'
🔗 18:09 Anubis169 bounces off to bed
🔗 18:10 GDwarf: 'Night Anubis169
🔗 18:10thatguyinplaid: Like a Phoenix
🔗 18:10 vorox4: @Anubis169 Night, Anubis!
🔗 18:10silenceaux: Damullet14 Is that Zurgo Helmsmasher + Chandra's Ignition because daaaaaaang
🔗 18:10 damullet14: Silenceaux: It sure is.
🔗 18:10 AdmiralMemo: Bosku: Neat. Despite technically being in Virginia, maybe you can join the MaryLRRnd thread?
🔗 18:10 GDwarf: The controls are simple, Ian, just verge your axioms
🔗 18:10thatguyinplaid: Lightning shotgun for the win?
🔗 18:10 Intrepid_Colin: Night Anubis
🔗 18:10 All_mankind: i am not familiar with this game, Drs Cori & Ian. what can you tell me of it?
🔗 18:10SirBiffaloEsq: Double tap direction into wall, actually
🔗 18:10 MistahFixIt: So TeamFourStar's YouTube channel is gone.
🔗 18:10 MistahFixIt:
🔗 18:10Arclight_Dynamo: I feel that place outside with the, uh, armoured gasbeasts is the way to go?
🔗 18:10 DarkMorford: Ian: Have you watched "Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There"? You might like it, seeing as you're into the politics of military.
🔗 18:10 Anubis169:
One day i'll get a day off on a wednesday and do the whole night 
🔗 18:10 JohnLockeCole: All_mankind, it is Legaly distinct from 2d metroids
🔗 18:11 jonlevir: mistahfixit what?
🔗 18:11 Anubis169 sn00zes
🔗 18:11bosku: @Admiralmemo: Where be? I am up for such.
🔗 18:11 Nightvalien28: MistahFixIt, WHAT?
🔗 18:11 damullet14: Silenceaux: Before BFZ came out, there was a much better go-wide tokens deck than there is now, and with that shell you can provide the creatures for zurgo to get counters from igniting
🔗 18:11angelofdust337: Ugh Gate, couldn't really stand that
🔗 18:11 AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt, What? Why?
🔗 18:11 Nightvalien28: omg is that the stupid youtube takedown crap
🔗 18:11 blackwlf: I love this game so much. I got the boxed edition from IndieBox. It's amazing.
🔗 18:11 Juliamon: Again? Geez
🔗 18:11 MistahFixIt: @Jonlevir @Nightvalien28 - Go look for it. It ain't there. They tweeted about it ten-ish minutes ago
🔗 18:11 Nightvalien28: *** youtube
🔗 18:11bosku: Ian, Have that Tiara around?
🔗 18:11 Sakurazaki1023: All_mankind It's Metroid, but not.
🔗 18:11Caerlocc: Gate was eh
🔗 18:11 MistahFixIt: @Admiralmemo - Toei being butthurt again, maybe? Who knows
🔗 18:11 All_mankind: obviously, not Metroid at all. like, the guy doesn't even have a spacesuit
🔗 18:12 GDwarf: It's very Metroid, even in much of the art style
🔗 18:12 Nightvalien28: memo for all they know it could be just some troll complaining about nothing
🔗 18:12VoyRising: How do you have the hacking thing and not the crab thing?
🔗 18:12 Sakurazaki1023: All_mankind: There isn't even a ball form, what a ripoff!
🔗 18:12EricTheOrange: @Mistahfixit they put most of their stuff on Vimeo these days anyway
🔗 18:12bosku: @Admiralmemo: thanks
🔗 18:12 Nightvalien28: youtube doesn't check they just shut down and *** everything over
🔗 18:12 MistahFixIt: @Erictheorange - True, but still...
🔗 18:12 AdmiralMemo:
Nightvalien28,
🔗 18:12Arclight_Dynamo: Cori and/or Ian: Are you watching or have you read The Expanse?
🔗 18:13bosku: @Admiralmemo Were you at MAG?
🔗 18:13 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: So this game is literally just metroid?
🔗 18:13 All_mankind: fascinating game. wait, what? 18 euros? that's not very indie. . .
🔗 18:13benbenwearerofsquids: kill death? seems legit.
🔗 18:13 RealGamerCow: The Expanse starts a little slow but really builds a wonderful universe.
🔗 18:13 AdmiralMemo: Bosku: Nope. I'm about to be homeless, so I can't afford to splurge on stuff like conventions.
🔗 18:13Arclight_Dynamo: Neat! I *really* enjoyed both the first season, and the books up until the point I've read them so far.
🔗 18:14 All_mankind: i believe the term is I Can't Believe It's Not Metroid
🔗 18:14thatguyinplaid: Murder death kill, how demolition man of you
🔗 18:14seminoble: "metroid inspired" is the better word
🔗 18:14 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the books are good but could be improved. the show is doing pretty well though
🔗 18:14 Sakurazaki1023: Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: No, but it's definitely "of the style"
🔗 18:14bosku: @AdmiralMemo As someone who has been poor lately, a reason I've been staffing for years now
🔗 18:14 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: It uses the exact same map as well as world layout though...
🔗 18:14bosku: @AdmiralMemo hope things improve
🔗 18:15 AdmiralMemo: Bosku: Also, I lack independent transportation.
🔗 18:15 All_mankind: i like the broad variety of guns
🔗 18:15 Nightvalien28: you can aim diagonally, right?
🔗 18:15 All_mankind: such short range on some of those
🔗 18:15 TheMoatman: Ian, the LNDF literally made me sick with laughter. It was amazing.
🔗 18:15silenceaux: Go left!
🔗 18:15 Gekyouryuu: Doctors Ian and Cori, I just watched the Fall 2015 anime recap today. since you like Erased because of its adult feel, have you ever seen Zankyou no Terror (aka Terror in Tokyo) and if so, what do you think of it?
🔗 18:15 CaptainSpam: You can go anywhere you want, Ian! You just have to use your imagination!
🔗 18:15 LathosTiran: "the rocket knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
🔗 18:15 Intrepid_Colin: Also Gary is in my deck because he has a pet Rat
🔗 18:16Caerlocc: Wait is TFS gone?!
🔗 18:16 Nightvalien28: was it really Toei?
🔗 18:16 All_mankind: can you hold R to aim diagonally without moving? :3
🔗 18:16silenceaux: You can't hacksman your way down through the floor, huh?
🔗 18:16 Sakurazaki1023: I concur with TheMoatman, The Late Night Dub Fight had me almost falling out of my chair. Laughing that hard probably shortened my life.
🔗 18:16Arclight_Dynamo: Can you hack the steam?
🔗 18:16 MistahFixIt: @Caerlocc - You can still watch their episodes on their own website
🔗 18:16 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: No it wasn't really Toei, if it was REALLY Toei they would have done it a long time ago...
🔗 18:16 Mysterious_Challenger: there was a thing
🔗 18:16 MistahFixIt:
But their YouTube channel is 'd atm
🔗 18:16 GDwarf: The Kim Kardashian mobile game has made more than $100 million. Yet people on Steam are complaining that Firewatch is too expensive. Humanity is broken.
🔗 18:16 Havok4: Their youtube channel got taken down yeah
🔗 18:16 Mysterious_Challenger: you need to glitch the wall
🔗 18:16 Nightvalien28: the youtube channel is gone, taken down
🔗 18:17Caerlocc: That is incredibly disappointing
🔗 18:17 DarkMorford: Their Youtube channel got clobbered again. They know and they're working on it
🔗 18:17 TheMoatman: Yeah, it's the youtube page
🔗 18:17foxdie5042: hooray for copyright strikes >.>
🔗 18:17 All_mankind: not a lot of overlap between Kardashian fans and Firewatch fans i guess
🔗 18:17EricTheOrange: @Dont_skip_desert_bus_day I'd say it's more sophisticated metroid.
🔗 18:17 Juliamon: This isn't the first time, so it's not really anything to panic over
🔗 18:17 blackwlf: Yeah, their Youtube page is down, they're already getting it back up.
🔗 18:17 MistahFixIt: Good News: This is NOT the first time this has happened.
🔗 18:17 Nightvalien28: yes memo, yes
🔗 18:17Caerlocc: @admiralmemo I saw that and it's fantastic
🔗 18:17 MistahFixIt: They have procedures in place.
🔗 18:17VariableVacancy: !next
🔗 18:17 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: I, Horner at Tue 06:00 PM PST (17m ago).
🔗 18:17 GDwarf: YouTube is terrible about that sort of thing, and is getting more and more heat about their creator-unfriendly stance
🔗 18:17 DarkMorford: AdmiralMemo, DO IT
🔗 18:18 Dont_Skip_Desert_Bus_Day: YouTube shoots first and asks questions only when someone complains about being shot
🔗 18:18RvLeshrac: GDwarf: No one is willing to challenge it.
🔗 18:18 Gekyouryuu: Doctors Ian and Cori, I just watched the Fall 2015 anime recap today. since you like Erased because of its adult feel, have you ever seen Zankyou no Terror (aka Terror in Tokyo) and if so, what do you think of it?
🔗 18:18 GDwarf: rvleshrac: The Nostalgia Critic is doing so
🔗 18:18EricTheOrange: I mean all their abridged stuff is hosted on Vimeo off their site and all their gaming stuff is on it's own channel.
🔗 18:18RvLeshrac: GDwarf: There's a law, and they're basically following it. If creators want to defend their creations, the law provides for that.
🔗 18:18 Curufean: I preferred phasing out Ian
🔗 18:18silenceaux: Cori unhacked you!
🔗 18:18 GDwarf: rvleshrac: They aren't following the law, though
🔗 18:18 blackwlf: Has Ian realized yet that hacking enemies makes them drop health a lot more often?
🔗 18:18 GDwarf: rvleshrac: The law is significantly more lenient than YouTube is
🔗 18:18 Curufean: How do we get phased ian back
🔗 18:19silenceaux: Maybe that's like... A fall-only surface?
🔗 18:19 Nightvalien28: Curufean, cori is magical
🔗 18:19RvLeshrac: GDwarf: Not really. The DMCA provides for claims and counter claims. If your counter-claim is rejected by the copyright holder, your recourse is legal action.
🔗 18:19 Mysterious_Challenger: You should drill the wall opposite of where the strange glitch is
🔗 18:19 Mysterious_Challenger: to find a shortcut
🔗 18:20angelofdust337: The problem is that hardly anyone has the resources to really carry out legal aciton
🔗 18:20 GDwarf: rvleshrac: You've got that backwards. If you file a counter-claim then *their* only action is legal recourse
🔗 18:20 Intrepid_Colin: Phasing Ian was too OP
🔗 18:20RvLeshrac: GDwarf: For the purposes of safe harbor, the website isn't allowed to decide whether or not a claim or counter-claim is valid.
🔗 18:20 MistahFixIt: And 'Fair Use' isn't exactly bulletproof either.
🔗 18:20 All_mankind: Youtube suffers from the problem of handling ten hours of video uploads per seconds and, like most internet behemots, don't seem to believe they need anywhere near enough manpower to manage their users
🔗 18:20 GDwarf: rvleshrac: They are, actually, allowed to decide that
🔗 18:20 GDwarf: rvleshrac: To an extent
🔗 18:20EricTheOrange: +1 vote for ivisi-Ian in the morph suit
🔗 18:20 D3fr0st5: RvLeshrac, pretty sure that the copyright holder only recourse to counter claim is legal actions
🔗 18:21 GDwarf: rvleshrac: Though that's not a risk that's fair for them to take
🔗 18:21 Intrepid_Colin: Cheese Gromit!
🔗 18:21Lynks_9:
Chat replay? finally. (I assume this conversation has already been had )
🔗 18:21 GDwarf: rvleshrac: However, YouTube reacts to counter-claims the exact opposite way the law says they should
🔗 18:21RvLeshrac: I will say that ContentID is *** and not legal.
🔗 18:21 GDwarf: rvleshrac: They also make filing a counter-claim dangerous, since doing so opens your account up to far more severe penalties
🔗 18:21 AdmiralMemo: !addquote (Ian) [now] I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography.
🔗 18:21 LRRbot: New quote #1963: "I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography." —Ian [2016-02-23]
🔗 18:21 GreyFox0012: what anime are we talking about now?
🔗 18:22 All_mankind: wow, even the save rooms are disconcertingly dissimilar to Super Metroid
🔗 18:22 D3fr0st5: ContentID is legal, it's youtube's choice what they put on their platform
🔗 18:22 Gekyouryuu: what anime is creepy?
🔗 18:22 GDwarf: In essence, YouTube goes out of its way to be far more anti-creator than the DMCA requires
🔗 18:22EricTheOrange: @Rvleshrac it's legal in that YT maintains the right to reject any and all content for any reason they see fit as a private company.
🔗 18:23RvLeshrac: EricTheOrange: That's not how content hosting works.
🔗 18:23 blackwlf: Lasers that work for you ARE happy lasers!
🔗 18:23foxdie5042: I suspect it's more YT going out of it's way to make the big mean lawyers go away.
🔗 18:23 Intrepid_Colin: So chat; what do you think of this as a tattoo design?http://unforgettabledordogne.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/The-cave-of-Rouffignac-2.jpg
🔗 18:23 groverfield2: It's youtube's choice, but filing false legal claims aren't as legal as fair use
🔗 18:23Unpronounceable: Hi Ian
🔗 18:23Unpronounceable: It was great seeing you at MAGFest
🔗 18:23 All_mankind: it's how content hosting should work, if we had at least 50 000 services that did the same thing as Youtube
🔗 18:23 blackwlf: Ian the Instoppable!
🔗 18:24 AdmiralMemo: Ian-stoppable?
🔗 18:24 Lord_Durin: Ianstoppable
🔗 18:24LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> No Agatha Fisty this week, as Graham was at MAGfest, but she should return next Monday! Same with CheckPoint—but there’s less punching.
🔗 18:24 GDwarf: foxdie5042: Oh, I'm sure they don't want to be anti-creator, but they've set up a system that is much more anti-creator than it legally needs to be
🔗 18:24silenceaux: Intrepid_Colin I do appreciate the timeless / ancient aspect of it, but that's a really big head?
🔗 18:24RvLeshrac: EricTheOrange: If you're a public content host, you're held legally liable for any infringing content if YOU decide what is and is not infringing.
🔗 18:24Laserbeaks_Fury: noclip
🔗 18:24SquareDotCube: Meanwhile, Ian forgets the faster corridor on the left
🔗 18:24 Intrepid_Colin: He's your basic average girl, and he's here to save the world!
🔗 18:24SquareDotCube: *forgets about
🔗 18:25 All_mankind: time to practice your wall jumps?
🔗 18:25EricTheOrange: no dub-jump yet?
🔗 18:25 blackwlf: Mysteryboxed Ian!
🔗 18:25 Intrepid_Colin: @Silenceaux yeah the early humans weren't very good at porportions
🔗 18:25silenceaux: Intrepid_Colin Unfortunately. :c
🔗 18:25EricTheOrange: @Vorox4 well I do hope cheese Ian puts a Cheese clipart over Ian
🔗 18:26 Intrepid_Colin: @Silenceaux I have my masters in archaeology and plan to get my phd in prehistory,also I am the size of a baby mammoth
🔗 18:26foxdie5042: @gdwarf legally sure, but when has something being legal keep it from going to court?
🔗 18:26 vorox4:
@Erictheorange If Cori allows it.
🔗 18:26 D3fr0st5: The contentID system isn't the problem it's the lack of actual human oversight on the claims which is
🔗 18:26 Frylock72: Is that the same frame thing that was happening during Shovel Knight?
🔗 18:26 GDwarf: foxdie5042: When the content creators realize that win would be worse than a loss?
🔗 18:26silenceaux: Intrepid_Colin Appropriate!
🔗 18:26 jonlevir: frylock yeah
🔗 18:26 DarkMorford: LoadingReadyRun, maybe take the stream offline and switch XSplit to 60fps mode during the break? You're disappearing when you get hit again.
🔗 18:26 RealGamerCow: This looks like a Rygar board.
🔗 18:27 aWabbajack: speaking of youtube, how do you get verified? Does LRR have enough to be verified?
🔗 18:27 vorox4: Last call for the Ian poll.http://strawpoll.me/6904265
🔗 18:27 GDwarf: d3fr0st5: Content ID is emblimatic, though, since anyone can claim anything via ContentID
🔗 18:27RvLeshrac: D3fr0st5: ContentID is YouTube deciding what's infringing, which is a direct DMCA violation.
🔗 18:27 GDwarf: rvleshrac: No, it's creators automating the creation of DMCA notices, which doesn't break the DMCA
🔗 18:27 All_mankind: we're going to get a morph ball eh?
🔗 18:27 D3fr0st5: RvLeshrac, that's just false
🔗 18:27 All_mankind:
and they said this wasn't anything like Metroid
🔗 18:28RvLeshrac: GDwarf: Automated notices are also violations. A DMCA notice is a sworn statement, you can't have a sworn statement without a human.
🔗 18:28Arclight_Dynamo:
Aw, but Ian, your drill's length is perfectly average for a guy.
🔗 18:28 jonlevir: from what I've seen on it, anyone can make an infringement claim, and there's no verification required that the person making the claim be the actual rights holder
🔗 18:28 GDwarf: d3fr0st5: It's half-true. Safe Harbour vanishes if the hosting company starts curating content proactively on copyright grounds.
🔗 18:28 vorox4: And the results are in, Unphased Ian, 3 votes, Phased Ian, 7 votes, and the winner is... Cheese! with 11 votes!
🔗 18:28 GDwarf: jonlevir: Yep
🔗 18:28 All_mankind: it's not the length of the drill, etc
🔗 18:29 D3fr0st5: RvLeshrac, ContentID is a way for copyright owners to choose what to do when content they own is used
🔗 18:29angryoptimist: ContentID isn't DMCA, exactly--it's why you can't slap false ContentID matches or copyright claims with fraudulent DMCA notice suits.
🔗 18:29silenceaux: Fountains of Euthenasia
🔗 18:29 GDwarf: ContentID is implemented to try and ward off DMCA claims
🔗 18:29 All_mankind: although something something Gurren Lagann
🔗 18:29RvLeshrac: D3fr0st5: Except the part where ContentID regularly flags non-infringing content.
🔗 18:29 vorox4: Make Ian wear a cheese shirt now, Cori. Chat demands it.
🔗 18:29 damullet14: Silenceaux: The fountain of youth's in Asia?
🔗 18:29 damullet14: I thought it was in Florida
🔗 18:29 Sakurazaki1023: US federal elections need a "Cheese" option
🔗 18:29 GDwarf: However, the ContentID system is far worse than the DMCA could be, and non-contentID infringement claims are easy to abuse
🔗 18:30RvLeshrac: D3fr0st5: So it is people swearing under penalty of perjury that non-infringing content infringes, at the least.
🔗 18:30 Intrepid_Colin: I would vote for Cheese
🔗 18:30 All_mankind: you can always write in your own choice
🔗 18:30 aWabbajack: CHeeeeze!
🔗 18:30 Intrepid_Colin: Cheese Gromit, Cheese!
🔗 18:30ForOhForError: phased cheese or unphased cheese?
🔗 18:30angryoptimist: There's always the cheese hat, right?
🔗 18:30 GDwarf: rvleshrac: Yes, but US courts have held that the only way to tell if content infringes is by going to court, since fair use is an affirmative defense, so there is no such thing as a false infringement claim
🔗 18:30 aWabbajack: I had Muenster for the first time, great cheese
🔗 18:30 damullet14: hey, who wants to see if we can get A Train elected president?
🔗 18:30foxdie5042: @gdwarf I would agree with you but I suspect YT has better knowledge than I do and without real competition they don't have much motivation to push things =/
🔗 18:30 Sakurazaki1023: Cheese always wins Wisconsin in a landslide, but it's appeal is lacking in the bible belt.
🔗 18:30silenceaux: Damullet14 I guess statistically based on landmass...
🔗 18:30 D3fr0st5: RvLeshrac, once again the system isn't the problem here it's the people who use it and the complete lack of oversight by youtube
🔗 18:31 Curufean: sort of phased
🔗 18:31RvLeshrac: GDwarf: ContentID flags content not owned by the claimant, as wlel.
🔗 18:31 aWabbajack: bleu cheese
🔗 18:31hypothetical_tiger: can't you phase through the red lazer ian?
🔗 18:31 LathosTiran: Cori: always ready to find new uses for tech setups
🔗 18:31 Paranundrox: blue Man Group!
🔗 18:31Cirallaric: smurfs!
🔗 18:31 Sakurazaki1023: Smurf Ian!
🔗 18:31 Intrepid_Colin: Ian could totally cosplay as Wallace
🔗 18:31silenceaux: Some..... BODY
🔗 18:31 GDwarf: d3fr0st5: If YouTube did have more oversight then it might lose safe harbour, frustratingly
🔗 18:31 aWabbajack: Simpsons!
🔗 18:31 Mysterious_Challenger: Ian's blue
🔗 18:31Caerlocc:
🔗 18:31 GDwarf: Bleu Cheese!
🔗 18:31 Mysterious_Challenger: dabadee dabadii
🔗 18:31SixthMonarch: Hulks ian and Kori
🔗 18:31RvLeshrac: GDwarf: So there are claims where the claimant is swearing that they own someone else's copyright.
🔗 18:31angryoptimist: @Gdwarf A content takedown by a non-holder against the rightsholder of the content isn't a false claim?
🔗 18:31 EvilGenius_9: don't worry it'll all be ogre soon
🔗 18:31 Sakurazaki1023: iHorner, now in grape flavor.
🔗 18:32Feaddict92: Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
🔗 18:32 jonlevir: the problem is that just a claim gets videos taken down and even channels, without youtube doing any form of human verification
🔗 18:32 aWabbajack: Asari purple?
🔗 18:32Amentur: Chedar Ian?
🔗 18:32 FoodMonger7342: *insert Ogre pun here*
🔗 18:32 GDwarf: angryoptimist: Current US case history says "no"
🔗 18:32 All_mankind: goodnight friends
🔗 18:32angryoptimist: There *are* such things as fraudulent DMCA notices; that's why the DMCA levies penalties for them.
🔗 18:32 D3fr0st5: GDwarf, oversight on false claims and penalties for repeated false claims no they wouldn't
🔗 18:32 All_mankind: good hunting? or something
🔗 18:32 SkylerRingtail: Phrasing!
🔗 18:33 Featherweight_: D3fr0st5 the fact the sysytem so easeliy allows for such abuses does mean the system is massively flawed.
🔗 18:33 GDwarf: There's a big case up against the SCOTUS soon that may change that, but current case law is that all copyright claims are valid until a court rules otherwise on a case-by-case basis
🔗 18:33 GDwarf: d3fr0st5: They arguably would, the DMCA is very poorly written
🔗 18:33RvLeshrac: It also doesn't help that you're only granted certiorari if you can prove that you were harmed.
🔗 18:34 GDwarf: d3fr0st5: What they *should* do is treat counter-claims as actual counter-claims, revoke all penalties unless the original filer goes to court
🔗 18:34Laserbeaks_Fury: Needs Morph ball
🔗 18:34 D3fr0st5: Featherweight_, the system does what it was built for, the fact that people are misusing it is the problem that and the lack of actions for youtube to fix the problem
🔗 18:34DB_Skulls: 2 doors top right above save
🔗 18:34 aWabbajack: low health warning!
🔗 18:34 D3fr0st5: GDwarf, totally agree with you on that one
🔗 18:34 aWabbajack: just a FYI
🔗 18:35 Sakurazaki1023: Which controller are you using?
🔗 18:35RvLeshrac: You should wiggle the cable
🔗 18:35 aWabbajack: Madcatz?
🔗 18:35RvLeshrac: Just to see if the port is loose.
🔗 18:36angryoptimist: Also, let's not forget that the DMCA is just an act implementing copyright treaty that the US is signatory to--and, with the signing of the TPP, we're about to get more of that. If all goes as planned, it's going to become actionable to both transmit and *receive* content, so that'll make things exciting.
🔗 18:36 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 18:36 LRRbot:
14 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 18:36RvLeshrac: angryoptimist: In the US, it is already illegal to both transmit and receive, knowingly.
🔗 18:36 Sakurazaki1023: I know LRR should have a Buffalo USB Super Famicom controller somewhere. It might work better for this sort of game.
🔗 18:36RvLeshrac: Also, the DMCA is the single most draconian implementation of Berne
🔗 18:37drcthulu: gas from 3 orifices?
🔗 18:37angryoptimist: @Rvleshrac That's not as I understand it; where is this from?
🔗 18:37Malcairad: Do you really HAVE to live with it?
🔗 18:37 SchalaKitty: @Frylock72 - nice use of plastic canvas, I like it!
🔗 18:37 Featherweight_: D3fr0st5 It functioning and it working are two different things and I think the definitions we are operating under is where are difference in view lies here.
🔗 18:37EricTheOrange: Gas from all 8 face holes
🔗 18:37 damullet14: I am currently eating a tapenade pizza
🔗 18:37 AdmiralMemo: Before I fall asleep on this keyboard, I bid the stream adieu
🔗 18:37RvLeshrac: angryoptimist: In the US, theft-by-receiving is a crime just as much as theft-by-taking.
🔗 18:37 damullet14: it's pretty good, but salty
🔗 18:37 Frylock72: @SchalaKitty, Thanks, the legs are too wide I think, but this seems to be the best pattern so far.
🔗 18:38angryoptimist: @Rvleshrac We're not talking about theft, we're talking about copyright infringement.
🔗 18:38 AdmiralMemo: Adios, Chat.
🔗 18:38 SoldieroFortune: G'night AdmiralMemo
🔗 18:38 damullet14: night, memo
🔗 18:38angryoptimist: Take it easy, Memo.
🔗 18:38 vorox4: @Frylock72 Pretty good! If you would like me to be really nitpicky the face could be a bit bigger and cover more of the front of the head, but other than that small detail, it's a nice little creeper!
🔗 18:39Amentur:
And that is my main problem with Metroidvanias, so much backtracking and searching
🔗 18:39 TStodden: G'Night Memo.
🔗 18:39 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 18:39 LRRbot:
15 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 18:39 Frylock72: @vorox4, No, that's fine. I was going with a proportional look, but it didn't quite work.
🔗 18:40RvLeshrac:
I feel like taking better care of the controllers and their cables would improve longevity.
🔗 18:40ForOhForError: Who plugged THE DEVICE into the stream?
🔗 18:40 AdmiralMemo:
LoadingReadyRun: Y'all still have the SNES controller?
🔗 18:40EricTheOrange: the ks-bas-wun
🔗 18:40SquareDotCube: You can try the PS4, it teakes a little bit of extra software but it's possible
🔗 18:40 vorox4: @Frylock72 I like the feet.
🔗 18:40Malcairad: I thought you were leaving admiralmemo
🔗 18:40BigFMonster: Hello Ian it was nice to see you at MagFest i hope you guys come back another year.
🔗 18:40 Sakurazaki1023: AdmiralMemo, have they used it on a stream before?
🔗 18:40 AdmiralMemo: I was implying that they use it, but it was a joke.
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo: Malcairad, I was just about to and I just saw this.
🔗 18:41RvLeshrac: SNES controller is pretty situational.
🔗 18:41 Frylock72: @vorox4, Thanks, in the picture it's sitting next to its predecessor, and I think the v3 feet are the best.
🔗 18:41 vorox4: @Admiralmemo Night!
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo:
Sakurazaki1023: GPLP and BoP have used it.
🔗 18:41drcthulu: you shirt is phasing through reality
🔗 18:41 Gekyouryuu: Doctors Ian and Cori, I just watched the Fall 2015 anime recap today. since you like Erased because of its adult feel, have you ever seen Zankyou no Terror (aka Terror in Tokyo) and if so, what do you think of it?
🔗 18:41Questhere: creepy doll is inside Ian D=
🔗 18:41EricTheOrange: @Ian will you put on the morph suit for our amusement?
🔗 18:41 TStodden: BRB... Might need to reboot my router...
🔗 18:41Arclight_Dynamo:
Ian: In numerical form, what is the ideal IP address, from an aesthetic point of view?
🔗 18:41 groverfield2: I love the way that Ian's shirt half glitches out
🔗 18:41 AdmiralMemo: Now, for real.
🔗 18:41 Omega_Lairon: Yeah, the XBONE controller is really solid
🔗 18:41 groverfield2: Really fits the game
🔗 18:41 aWabbajack: Have you played Pony Island yet, Ian?
🔗 18:41Malcairad: Ian, have you read my Tugger Nutts on the LRR FORUMS?
🔗 18:41xxxlonkxxx:
omg you're right, creepy doll is inside ian
🔗 18:41 Sakurazaki1023:
AdmiralMemo. Huh, must have missed those. I guess I need to run through the archive more
🔗 18:41Sektor88:
Ian, a friend of mine talked to you and the crew at your Magfest booth. If I knew you were going to be there I'd have asked her to say that Sektor wants to know what you think of the latest Iron Blooded Orphans episode, just because.
🔗 18:42 damullet14: you'll get there someday, Gekyouryuu
🔗 18:42 Havok4:
Questhere no that is normal. The creepy doll is inside everyone all the time.
🔗 18:42 FoodMonger7342: agreed
🔗 18:42 AdmiralMemo: Sakurazaki1023: BoP towards the end of the run... GPLP for Shovel Knight.
🔗 18:42 vorox4: Ian, is static tickly or fuzzy? Does it sting at all?
🔗 18:42 plummeting_sloth: oh hey... hello Ian! It was an utter treat to hang out with your at Magfest! Thank you so much for talking to time to talk about moving from improv to sketch and also talking to man dressed from 1812 about modern Canadian politics!
🔗 18:42Sektor88: Also what do you think about Gundam Unicorn getting expanded into a 26 episode anime with new content?
🔗 18:42 LathosTiran: like icing on a second buy one get one cinnamon roll
🔗 18:43 vorox4: What orphans!?
🔗 18:43 Gekyouryuu: vorox4 it's a gundam series
🔗 18:43 blackwlf: Meat dragon orphans.
🔗 18:43Laserbeaks_Fury: uugh, effing YouTube
🔗 18:44 Gekyouryuu: blackwif I believe you mean "orphan meat" dragons
🔗 18:44 plummeting_sloth: wow... our character has picked up some tech new gear
🔗 18:44Malcairad: Ian doesn't die from crabs, he goes big and dies from lobsters
🔗 18:44SquareDotCube:
Are we calling controllers lobsters now?
🔗 18:44 vorox4: Oh, ok, I don't know many gundam things.
🔗 18:45 plummeting_sloth: nah, it's 20YY... its' twice as good as 20XX
🔗 18:45Unpronounceable: It's 20X6
🔗 18:45 Gekyouryuu: oh, Doctors Ian and Cori, did you ever finish up Firewatch? because I've missed a few streams
🔗 18:45apodionysus: What is this? It feels Metroidy
🔗 18:45apodionysus: Is it Metroidy?
🔗 18:45SirBiffaloEsq: Does anyone know what the hell is up with this music?
🔗 18:45 plummeting_sloth: Cory's daily affirmation for Ian "Do you know where you are and where you're going?"
🔗 18:45Feaddict92: They did, Gekyouryuu.
🔗 18:45 DarkMorford: Gekyouryuu, they finished Firewatch last week
🔗 18:45SirBiffaloEsq: Feels so out of place from the rest of the game.
🔗 18:45 Gekyouryuu: ah, ok. so I know what vod to watchj
🔗 18:45 plummeting_sloth: We live here now
🔗 18:45 vorox4: Well, I don't know many gundam things considering how many gundam things there are.
🔗 18:45Malcairad: This feels like a secret is missed
🔗 18:45 D3fr0st5: more of a 20zz person
🔗 18:45 RealGamerCow: SirBiffaloEsq, it is certainly my least favorite part of this game
🔗 18:46 damullet14: 20X6!
🔗 18:46Amentur:
Axiom Verge is very metroidy, Apodionysus. Also a great example for what MonoGame can do
🔗 18:46SquareDotCube: 3.1415926535
🔗 18:46 plummeting_sloth: wait... did the enemy hit us so hard we saw QR code flash before our eyes?
🔗 18:46 BusTed: You have space jump!
🔗 18:47 plummeting_sloth: no, I demand more floaty rectangle powers!
🔗 18:47apodionysus: Is this on Steam? PC at all?
🔗 18:47RvLeshrac: Cori "You have regular jump! Just use your regular jump! You can handle this with your NORMAL JUMP" Dickinson
🔗 18:47 D3fr0st5: Apodionysus, yep
🔗 18:48apodionysus: Excellent
🔗 18:48 plummeting_sloth: can you drill down?
🔗 18:48 TStodden: That room had the high-jump mod... IIRC
🔗 18:49Laserbeaks_Fury: Honeycomb's big....damnit Ian
🔗 18:49HGToribio: honey comb cereal yeah yeah yeah
🔗 18:49 plummeting_sloth: they're not drillable, no no no
🔗 18:49HGToribio: honey nut cheerios no no no
🔗 18:49HGToribio: SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls
🔗 18:49Arclight_Dynamo: Can you not go farther right? There's no line on the map.
🔗 18:49 blackwlf: Oh, you don't remember the stream where you just went in and out of that room for a couple hours?
🔗 18:50 D3fr0st5: Ian have you tried going back to the beginning?
🔗 18:50 plummeting_sloth: oh wow, this is the native soundtrack? Nice!
🔗 18:50Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! Gotcha!
🔗 18:51 plummeting_sloth: there's no like warping between save points, right?
🔗 18:51SquareDotCube: Question: Can the drill hit blocks behing non-drillable blocks?
🔗 18:51Laserbeaks_Fury: This game doesn't even let you die. It's Hell
🔗 18:52 D3fr0st5: I do recall a speedrun strat that makes it so that you have to kill yourself and respawn at the beginning since they don't save until they get the labcoat
🔗 18:52 Paranundrox: !advice
🔗 18:52 LRRbot: Enter the painting.
🔗 18:52 plummeting_sloth: this place seems....nice?
🔗 18:52 Omega_Lairon: Agreed. We should build a Summer home here
🔗 18:53 plummeting_sloth: I've always wanted to overlook... intestines?
🔗 18:53Malcairad: No small form or ball form yet?
🔗 18:53Amentur: This is where the stream started today ^^
🔗 18:54 plummeting_sloth: if that's steam, I prefer to think that in this section Ian is killing maintenance workers
🔗 18:54Malcairad: You can't get a double jump off off explosion weapon?
🔗 18:54Laserbeaks_Fury: I so want the power up to be something like "Crawling Kneepads"
🔗 18:55 Omega_Lairon: Limbo Boots
🔗 18:55Laserbeaks_Fury: can you squareness that spot?
🔗 18:55mysterweb: seriously, the soundtrack in this game is so good
🔗 18:55Laserbeaks_Fury: okay
🔗 18:57 plummeting_sloth: Oh man...I hope all the level names mashed up spell "Remember to drink Ovaltine"
🔗 18:58 vorox4: @Plummeting_sloth Is that a reference, or do you just like ovaltine?
🔗 18:58 plummeting_sloth: that was a poorly remembered "A Christmas Story" reference
🔗 18:58Laserbeaks_Fury: or "I am Lord Voldermort"
🔗 18:59Laserbeaks_Fury: That is probably the worst thing about growing old is watching your shared cultural reference become less and less shared
🔗 18:59 plummeting_sloth: thank god these creatures reproduction cycles are prodigious
🔗 19:00Baranastra: Ian "I am the best at depopulating a planet" Horner.
🔗 19:00 RealGamerCow: I am not okay with those spider things
🔗 19:00 RealGamerCow: I went to get a drink, did Ian get tall jump yet?
🔗 19:00 D3fr0st5: RealGamerCow, I think it's mutual
🔗 19:01mysterweb: i kind of like the crabwalking critters myself
🔗 19:01SquareDotCube: whoa Twtich
🔗 19:01SquareDotCube: whoa boy
🔗 19:01Malcairad: Anyone else losing video consistency?
🔗 19:01SquareDotCube: settle down
🔗 19:01 damullet14: yeah, a bit
🔗 19:01Feaddict92: Nothing new yet, RealGamerCow
🔗 19:01mysterweb: they're wonderfully weird
🔗 19:01 plummeting_sloth: Revenge of the Coral!
🔗 19:01 RealGamerCow: !picnic
🔗 19:02mysterweb: the video does keep pausing, if that's what you mean?
🔗 19:02 damullet14: I thought Aland was in the netherlands
🔗 19:02Malcairad: Okay so it's not just me
🔗 19:02Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I'm getting the stream pausing too
🔗 19:02SquareDotCube: and it's becoming slideshowey again
🔗 19:02Amentur: Get a hold of yourself twitch!
🔗 19:02 embyrr922: Twitch has put all the frames in the toilet
🔗 19:02 Foxmar320: Same here
🔗 19:02Laserbeaks_Fury: I dont think its dropped frames
🔗 19:02 blackwlf: Damnit twitch.
🔗 19:02 damullet14: It was doing this during minecraft on Sunday too
🔗 19:02Laserbeaks_Fury: Twitch is buffering
🔗 19:02 SniperPumpkin: yep, frame drops here as well
🔗 19:02 Edroach: !game good
🔗 19:02 LRRbot: Rating for Axiom Verge on I, Horner is now 82% (14/17)
🔗 19:02 blackwlf: !game good
🔗 19:02Arclight_Dynamo: Buffer, not frame drop.
🔗 19:03 Foxmar320: !game good
🔗 19:03 blackwlf: Who dares rate Axiom Verge as bad?!
🔗 19:03Malcairad: Is there a !game so-so option?
🔗 19:03 plummeting_sloth: wait, we could go outside? Why would we ever go a place that wasn't outside? Inside is horrible!
🔗 19:03Arclight_Dynamo: People are allowed to not like things.
🔗 19:03 blackwlf: I will fight you IRL.
🔗 19:03 Briars_the_fox: blackwlf, people that dont enjoy it? different stroke for different folks
🔗 19:03 damullet14: Plummeting_sloth: Outside has farting triceratops
🔗 19:03Laserbeaks_Fury: Anyone else getting a big Tool vibe from this area music
🔗 19:03cfpreston: outside is horrible
🔗 19:03SquareDotCube: Any big streams that have started two minutes ago? I'm wondering if a dedicated load server to a big stream is causing things to act up
🔗 19:03 Briars_the_fox: like me for example
🔗 19:03 blackwlf: Nope, not allowed. Fight.
🔗 19:03 plummeting_sloth: but outside has walls that aren't intestines
🔗 19:03 LRRbot: Rating for Axiom Verge on I, Horner is now 84% (16/19)
🔗 19:03 embyrr922: !game slideshow
🔗 19:03 D3fr0st5: I think the ingest servers are having a hard time
🔗 19:04mysterweb: man, that skyscape is beautiful
🔗 19:04 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 19:04 LRRbot:
16 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 19:04 Foxmar320: Yeah Saturday was bad with frame drops as well.
🔗 19:04 Nightvalien28: not enough life force
🔗 19:05 Nightvalien28: ok chat who here has darkest dungeon, I am trying to get my saves from the laptop to the computer
🔗 19:05 SniperPumpkin: huh, I was further back than I thought
🔗 19:05SquareDotCube: Nightvalien28: Steam Cloud saves?
🔗 19:05 Briars_the_fox: Nightvalien28, i do. but i have NO idea how to do that since it already did it for me. presumably steam cloud
🔗 19:05 Nightvalien28: SquareDotCube, they are not working for some reason
🔗 19:05Arclight_Dynamo: Uh, my wi-fi borked out and came back, now the stream is offline? IS that actually happening, or is my internet all fucky?
🔗 19:05 Briars_the_fox: Arclight_Dynamo, its offline to fix something
🔗 19:05 DarkMorford: Arclight_Dynamo, they're switching to 60fps
🔗 19:05 Briars_the_fox: and a break
🔗 19:06Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! Good, then. Thanks.
🔗 19:06Feaddict92: Framerate issues
🔗 19:06 DarkMorford: And signal's back
🔗 19:07SquareDotCube: Was just gonna say, while you're offline look about changing ingest server
🔗 19:07 DarkMorford: I'm seeing a few dropped frames, but it's not horrible.
🔗 19:07SquareDotCube: Though I doubt would do anything
🔗 19:08Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh. Frame drop, still.
🔗 19:09 damullet14: Arclight_dynamo: But now there's twice as many so it's not so bad?
🔗 19:09Arclight_Dynamo:
Ha.
🔗 19:09 Featherweight_: 120 frames per second go!
🔗 19:09Arclight_Dynamo: "fun"
🔗 19:09 D3fr0st5: does twitch even do 120?
🔗 19:10SquareDotCube:
what about 20?
🔗 19:10Amentur: Devs? Axiom Verge was made completely by 1 person
🔗 19:10BaronVonRatsworth: Ian, Ian plz
🔗 19:10 DarkMorford: LoadingReadyRun, Graham was able to fix the disappearing when he and Paul played Shovel Night. Maybe ask him before next week?
🔗 19:10 D3fr0st5: yellow card for Ian
🔗 19:11SquareDotCube:
Land of curds? Seems like the cottage went bad years ago
🔗 19:11SquareDotCube: *cottage cheese
🔗 19:11 Mysterious_Challenger: huh
🔗 19:11SquareDotCube: I can has words
🔗 19:11BaronVonRatsworth: Words are for scrubs Squaredotcube
🔗 19:12 SniperPumpkin: probably doesn't help that twitch seems to be derping a bit this evening
🔗 19:12Laserbeaks_Fury: Back to Kur, I guess you could say this is a re-KUR-ing theme
🔗 19:12 TStodden: I don't know if this was fully explained, but what's the bonus for full health?
🔗 19:12 Nightvalien28: Laserbeaks_Fury, get out
🔗 19:12Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, they named it *Twitch*. Of course it's twitchy.
🔗 19:12SquareDotCube: I like how it's basically a beaver with wheels
🔗 19:12Seeric: Axiom Verge is great (especially the soundtrack), but I do wish the backtracking was a bit less tedious at times and that its release hadn't quite so completely overshadowed that of Environmental Station Alpha, which I actually ended up liking more as far as metroidvanias go.
🔗 19:13Arclight_Dynamo: TStodden: You get a tail that grows out of you and shoots stuff.
🔗 19:13BaronVonRatsworth: Laserbeaks_fury Red card sir, red card
🔗 19:13Laserbeaks_Fury: PLease, I have so many cards at this point I could run a Highlander Decl
🔗 19:14Laserbeaks_Fury: WUT
🔗 19:14Feaddict92: Well, um, that was easy.
🔗 19:14 vorox4: Ooooooo, drone!
🔗 19:14Amentur: We are now a Zergling?
🔗 19:14Seeric: This might be my favorite upgrade in this game
🔗 19:14 vorox4: Awwwwww, it's cute!
🔗 19:14 damullet14: Of course it can't wallphase, it doesn't have a doctorate
🔗 19:15 Featherweight_: Is this the spider tank i keep hearing about/
🔗 19:15 D3fr0st5: this weapon is completely broken btw
🔗 19:15 vorox4: @Featherweight_ No, that's from Watch_Dogs.
🔗 19:15 Trippzen: !music good
🔗 19:15 Featherweight_: vorox4 jo-ace
🔗 19:15 Featherweight_: jo-ax
🔗 19:16 vorox4:
Just making sure
🔗 19:16Arclight_Dynamo: I assume we need to go down to that door with the narrow passageway. In the other area.
🔗 19:16Laserbeaks_Fury: headcrab frand
🔗 19:16 D3fr0st5: try grabbing the health
🔗 19:16 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 19:16 LRRbot:
17 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 19:17 D3fr0st5: Ian just dew it
🔗 19:17 plummeting_sloth: I... that's the most unsettling way to do a morph ball I've seen
🔗 19:17Unpronounceable: do you need to get the headcrab again?
🔗 19:18Laserbeaks_Fury: well now we have headcrab frand and we know we can phase through lasors
🔗 19:18Unpronounceable: nvm
🔗 19:18 cantwearusernames: heeeeeeeeeyy chat
🔗 19:18 plummeting_sloth: designed by John Waynes ghost apparently
🔗 19:18 Foxmar320: Wow The Duke. I forgot about that beast!
🔗 19:18Amentur: Hey cantwearusernames
🔗 19:19 cantwearusernames: so I decided to replay FF6, I'm in the middle of the phantom forest. you know what I get o do soon?
🔗 19:19 Featherweight_: Ian has comicly large hitchhiker thumbs?
🔗 19:19 blackwlf: Suplex a train!
🔗 19:19 plummeting_sloth: no time for fighting enemies, must drill here!
🔗 19:19 TStodden: Wasn't the original XBox controller the size of your lap or was that just an exaggeration?
🔗 19:19 D3fr0st5: !advice
🔗 19:19 LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
🔗 19:19 Foxmar320: It was huge TStodden
🔗 19:19 LathosTiran: Train
🔗 19:19 cantwearusernames: and hello Cori and Ian
🔗 19:19 cantwearusernames: @Blackwlf yes
🔗 19:19 D3fr0st5: !badadvice
🔗 19:19 LRRbot: Wrath 'em out.
🔗 19:20 plummeting_sloth: Look out Ian, it's your nemesis: Cardinal Direction! Chief minion of Pope Compass!
🔗 19:20 cantwearusernames: @D3fr0st5 did you do that on purpose?
🔗 19:21 Featherweight_: if you die in headcrab you die in real life.
🔗 19:21 D3fr0st5: cantwearusernames, if only
🔗 19:21 D3fr0st5: Featherweight_, no
🔗 19:21SquareDotCube: Hey, you know what we can reach now?
🔗 19:21Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you use the shot from headcrab to ge tthat health at the top?
🔗 19:21 cantwearusernames: @Squaredotcube the top shelf?
🔗 19:21SquareDotCube: that crawlspace in the wall we kept running into
🔗 19:22 Havok4: I am imagining it as just Ian's head scuttling around on little legs.
🔗 19:22 Havok4: Like in the thing.
🔗 19:22 Havok4: Ian was great in the thing .
🔗 19:22 plummeting_sloth: everyman his own rooter router
🔗 19:24 plummeting_sloth: Headcrabopolis
🔗 19:25 plummeting_sloth: sweet, nurishing progress
🔗 19:25 TStodden: Are we interrupting Gollum's Family Reunion here?
🔗 19:26 vorox4: The drone is so cute!
🔗 19:26Arclight_Dynamo: FFS, Twitch. Stahp buffer!
🔗 19:27 plummeting_sloth: Address Distrupter2 The bane of the postal service!
🔗 19:27Malcairad: Alright, so what did I miss I left when he was trying outside again
🔗 19:27Unpronounceable: This part is why metroidvanias are good
🔗 19:27 damullet14: Malcairad: We have a bug now
🔗 19:27 damullet14: Malcairad: It lets us get into shortman holes
🔗 19:27 blackwlf: You missed all the progress.
🔗 19:27Unpronounceable: "I can go so many places now"
🔗 19:28Malcairad: Ah small space and wall breaker anything else?
🔗 19:28SquareDotCube: Door on the right is the wall
🔗 19:28 plummeting_sloth: quick, explore pointlessly while Cori isn't here to yell at you about !
🔗 19:28Arclight_Dynamo: ^^^
🔗 19:29 Havok4: Sorry ian the best we can do is make you a holy saint.
🔗 19:29 D3fr0st5: Cory is gone for like 10 seconds, and Ian goes back to THAT room
🔗 19:29 vorox4: @Plummeting_sloth Woo!
🔗 19:30SquareDotCube: Maybe we can find a drill improvement
🔗 19:30 plummeting_sloth: that reminds me of this ad down the road from me. It says "For the wound that will not heal". I'm so used to that phrase being used metaphorically that I shocked when I looked closer and saw it was actually for a wound care clinic. Literally for a wound that will not heal
🔗 19:31Unpronounceable: you have to let headcrab rest up
🔗 19:31oyleslyck: no health
🔗 19:31 SniperPumpkin: got to wait for the health bar to recharch
🔗 19:31 plummeting_sloth: wait a few second for you head crabs health to come back, Ian
🔗 19:31 TStodden: Ian, your drone NEEDS TO RECHARGE BEFORE GOING AGAIN!
🔗 19:31Arclight_Dynamo: Ian: Befor emaking a new drone, you need to let its heatlh bar return to full.
🔗 19:31 vorox4: Awww... poor little drone, it works so hard.
🔗 19:31 D3fr0st5: the health charges back up
🔗 19:32BaronVonRatsworth: Spiders man, spiders man, killing ian all day long
🔗 19:32 plummeting_sloth: is... this supposed to be a head crab section?
🔗 19:33 Nightvalien28: too long of a section for so little life
🔗 19:33 damullet14: Plummeting_sloth: Only way to get there right now
🔗 19:33 plummeting_sloth: ooof
🔗 19:33 blackwlf: He'd have made it if he hadn't gotten murdered by the green. . . thing.
🔗 19:33Compleatly: Don't screw this up Ian.
🔗 19:33 cantwearusernames: Ian there is always more spiders. always. humans absorb an average 7 spiders each year through their skin. then they turn 37 and they burst forth from your eyes all at once
🔗 19:33 vorox4: I like the fact that there isn't some contrived distance limit for the drone, it makes exploration so much more fun.
🔗 19:33Malcairad: Only fools tread where angels fear to go, let's send the. Ug
🔗 19:34 plummeting_sloth: Ian "Steamy Owl Toucher" Horner
🔗 19:34 SniperPumpkin: cantwearusernames, I'm suspicious of that fact
🔗 19:34 cantwearusernames: @Sniperpumpkin I read it somewhere on the internet, specifically a couple paragraphs up where I wrote it
🔗 19:34 SniperPumpkin: ah, an impeccable source, full marks
🔗 19:34 damullet14: Sniperpumpkin: It's another statistic made meaningless by pedantic definitions of "average". Most people only absorb one or two lifetime, but there's this town in Kentucky that gets millions a year
🔗 19:35 plummeting_sloth: Butts has been called
🔗 19:36Compleatly: Ian, I recently watched the replays from DB9 of you doing things to the honking ducks. You're a wonderfully strange man.
🔗 19:36Arclight_Dynamo: Ian "I Like Owls in Compromising Positions" Horner
🔗 19:36manualsearch: can we quote "I can't move the brocoli into my trap, can I?"
🔗 19:36 Nightvalien28: Compleatly, wasn't that amazing?
🔗 19:37SquareDotCube: be agile
🔗 19:37SquareDotCube: gotta get them stuck on a part where you can stand and fire
🔗 19:37 vorox4: @Manualsearch Seems like a good quote to me.
🔗 19:37 blackwlf: Ahhh, context.
🔗 19:38manualsearch: @vorox4 I don't know that htere are any mods on who can quote
🔗 19:38 Nightvalien28: these brocoli are ***
🔗 19:38Unpronounceable: Make sure you don't run it into a wall
🔗 19:38 plummeting_sloth: consider them to be noid's and treat them as such
🔗 19:38 vorox4: The poor little drone just keeps trying.
🔗 19:38 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 19:38 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Tuesday at Wed 12:00 PM PST (16:21 from now).
🔗 19:38Unpronounceable: they attach to one side of you, but can hide in walls
🔗 19:38 blackwlf: You can go left now.
🔗 19:38 vorox4: Stupid owl heads.
🔗 19:38SquareDotCube: also backing them into the wall protects them from your beam
🔗 19:39Arclight_Dynamo: There was something without a floor on the map to the right, wasn't there?
🔗 19:39 Foxmar320: manualsearch, Whats the quote? My stream keeps dying.
🔗 19:39 plummeting_sloth: It sounds like your shooting a bloodhound at them
🔗 19:39 vorox4: Dancing white and black eyeball stalks?
🔗 19:39manualsearch: @Foxmar320 ""I can't move the brocoli into my trap, can I?" by ian like 5 minutes ago
🔗 19:40 plummeting_sloth: at least when they impact
🔗 19:40 Paranundrox: was it move or lure?
🔗 19:40 vorox4: I can vouch for that quote as well.
🔗 19:40manualsearch: I thought it was move but it could have been lure.
🔗 19:40manualsearch: I'm pretty sure it was move, though.
🔗 19:40 vorox4: I think it was lure.
🔗 19:40 Foxmar320: !addquote (Ian) [now] I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?
🔗 19:40 LRRbot: New quote #1964: "I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?" —Ian [2016-02-23]
🔗 19:40manualsearch: Okay well it totally could have been lure. Either works.
🔗 19:40manualsearch: @Foxmar320 Thank you!
🔗 19:41 Foxmar320: manualsearch, No problem!
🔗 19:41 vorox4: Yes, thank you, Foxmar.
🔗 19:41 Paranundrox: Broccoli OP
🔗 19:41manualsearch: Well that's 3 against, it must've been lure. Do what needs done. For the zerg.
🔗 19:42 vorox4: Were getting into years with the quote numbers, I wonder what the 90's quotes will be like.
🔗 19:42SquareDotCube:
Like I said, you have to A) get it in a place where you can shoot it and 
lock into place and aim to kill it
🔗 19:42xxxlonkxxx: what happened to cori?
🔗 19:42manualsearch: @Xxxlonkxxx she ded
🔗 19:43 bv310: She got Vapor Snagged. Ian has to cast her later on
🔗 19:43xxxlonkxxx: no more cori in da house?
🔗 19:43Unpronounceable: You can run past that second one
🔗 19:43drcthulu: just avoid the second one
🔗 19:44 vorox4: The poor little drone keeps diligently coming back.
🔗 19:44drcthulu: I mean run past it =)
🔗 19:45 plummeting_sloth: You're body is a Wonderland/ Owl Trap
🔗 19:45 plummeting_sloth: Your, dammit!
🔗 19:45 vorox4: "Is you body an owl trap?" -Cori
🔗 19:46 LathosTiran: woooOOO
🔗 19:46 Nightvalien28: WHAT THE ***
🔗 19:46 vorox4: English unlocked!
🔗 19:46 Nightvalien28: this was not worth the trouble
🔗 19:46 plummeting_sloth: did... we just learn how to read as an upgrade?
🔗 19:46 Nightvalien28: all that for simplified british
🔗 19:46 WizardZedd: Anyone else getting constant buffering? Or just me?
🔗 19:47Arclight_Dynamo: Not just you.
🔗 19:47 TStodden: I was in rebuffer hell like 20 minutes ago...
🔗 19:47SquareDotCube: No need to avoid the chessmen
🔗 19:47 SniperPumpkin: wizardzedd, it's better for me, but it's twitch, so yymv
🔗 19:48 vorox4: Drone friend.
🔗 19:49Arclight_Dynamo: Great, kid! Don't get cocky!
🔗 19:49 SniperPumpkin: he got cocky
🔗 19:49 plummeting_sloth: "Jump in to my beam, Puppy Owl"... that was a Captain Beefheart album, wasn't it?
🔗 19:49Compleatly: Believe in the Cori that believes in the Ian that believes in the chat that believes in you.
🔗 19:49 Curufean: Look, English is Important, certainly more important than French
🔗 19:50 plummeting_sloth: Oh the places you can fail
🔗 19:50 D3fr0st5: Curufean, that is completely arguable french is very influential
🔗 19:50 vorox4: @D3fr0st5 I agree.
🔗 19:50 Nightvalien28: dat dodge
🔗 19:51 D3fr0st5: !advice
🔗 19:51 LRRbot: Don't override your sphincter.
🔗 19:51 Superbadluck: hello
🔗 19:51 plummeting_sloth: Mistakes were made!
🔗 19:51 Nightvalien28:
🔗 19:51 vorox4: Wooooooooo!!!
🔗 19:51 plummeting_sloth: I THOUGHT WE PICKED UP ENGLISH
🔗 19:51 Nightvalien28: thank *** this wasn't a language
🔗 19:52 damullet14: Broccoli gun!
🔗 19:52Compleatly: Ever Tried. Ever failed. No matter. Fail again. Fail better. Well done Ian.
🔗 19:52 plummeting_sloth: wow, instant EDM show in a blaster
🔗 19:52 vorox4: And give the poor drone some rest.
🔗 19:52 Superbadluck: elite skills
🔗 19:53 Stoffern: Get well soon!
🔗 19:54Compleatly: When is Ian not the monster, Cori?
🔗 19:54 vorox4: Is this an idea for a new gamer themed hallmark card?
🔗 19:55 Superbadluck: about five minutes after you learn that your bosses lied to you about everything
🔗 19:56 Superbadluck: Everything is better when you do it together
🔗 19:56 plummeting_sloth: that room is bad and it should feel bad
🔗 19:57 Havok4: Hemorrhoid Vines
🔗 19:57 Nerdshome: it looks like you're playing as a head crab with a laser
🔗 19:58Unpronounceable: one is broccoflower, not broccoli
🔗 19:58firehazard_k: Why are you a head crav
🔗 19:58 plummeting_sloth: that's size discrimination!
🔗 19:58firehazard_k: Crab
🔗 19:58 Superbadluck: Fun yayyyy
🔗 19:58 cantwearusernames: I'm getting on a haunted train, last time I did this was the charnel house trilogy. should I just run?
🔗 19:59woodenfool: is there breakable ground by the switch?
🔗 19:59 plummeting_sloth: Tiny man saves, tiny man gains life independent of controler
🔗 19:59 damullet14: I like that in Ian's head, Pepperidge Farm's spokesman is Skeletor
🔗 19:59 Superbadluck: -shakes head-
🔗 19:59 plummeting_sloth: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is a bear
🔗 19:59 blackwlf: Okay, getting just enough frames dropping that that jumping around is kind of nauseating.
🔗 19:59 Nightvalien28: blackwlf, same here
🔗 20:00sir_jack_DB: I'm not the only one then
🔗 20:00Arclight_Dynamo: Ditto.
🔗 20:00 LathosTiran: spent a little time on the wiki, decent backstory/lore. beware they dont hide spoilers at all.
🔗 20:00 vorox4: @Lathostiran The Axiom Verge Wiki?
🔗 20:00sir_jack_DB: I think Twitch only streaming max 30fps might be part of it
🔗 20:00 blackwlf: Yup, yup, that's as much of that as I can take. Gonna have to leave, Good evening, all, and thanks for the stream.
🔗 20:01 vorox4: Night, blackwulf
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: The framedrop coes and goes, and upping to 60 FPS did not change it at all.
🔗 20:02Mowdownjoe: Seems fine going by playback stats.
🔗 20:02 LathosTiran: axiom-verge.wikia.com/wiki/Axiom_Verge had to jump away, their scripting slogs down my browser
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: *comes and goes
🔗 20:02Baranastra:
More FPS means just potential for dropped frames.
🔗 20:02Arclight_Dynamo: Playback stats say no framedrop. But it *is* happening.
🔗 20:02 SniperPumpkin: Frame dropping seems to be pretty variable, sometimes it's good, sometimes not. We're at the mercy of twitch server gods
🔗 20:02Hopper783: Is twitches fault
🔗 20:02TacitusVigil: Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe Twitch is gaslighting us.
🔗 20:02Hopper783: Twitch is being
🔗 20:02SquareDotCube: Across from the infamous "gap" is another door with the lobsters - At the end there's a wall that you can blast a tiny hole into. Have we revisited there yet?
🔗 20:03Arclight_Dynamo: TacitusVigil: Well, the ads *never* have framedrop, so...
🔗 20:03 Superbadluck: reasons?
🔗 20:03 Azihe:
@Sniperpumpkin as it was written, so it shall be. We are ever at the mercy of
🔗 20:03TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, Twitch *is* an ad delivery system drawing us in with occasional gameplay material...
🔗 20:04 Superbadluck: Nerds.
🔗 20:04Hopper783: @arclight_dynamo ads are a neat and clean package being delivered with no surprises or special details. an ad is not a stream.
🔗 20:04Arclight_Dynamo: Hopper783: ...I was being cynically facetious.
🔗 20:04 SniperPumpkin: oh, what is with the meat walls
🔗 20:05 vorox4: It came back!
🔗 20:05 Azihe: those are hearts... beating hearts.
🔗 20:05 Azihe: I feel that is not up to building code
🔗 20:05Baranastra: @Azihe They are not hearts until confirmed hearts.
🔗 20:05TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: I don't know, some of those ads *do* have surprise savings for us the consumer...
🔗 20:05 cantwearusernames: watch me creep out chat really easily
🔗 20:05Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Corporate tool!
🔗 20:06Hopper783: @arclight_dynamo Stop with the extraneously superfluous syllables, I know what words mean.
🔗 20:06 cantwearusernames: so I'm talking with someone about a trip to see weird al. comment from them "we don't even have to leave our hotel if we don't want to"
🔗 20:06 DarkMorford: Game Genie!
🔗 20:06 vorox4: @Cantwearusernames ...What is it? Or are you just saying that to creep Chat uot?
🔗 20:06TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: In the future North American Corporate Union, that will be a compliment! I won the war over myself, I love Corporate Brother.
🔗 20:06 cantwearusernames: that person is my sister
🔗 20:06 Superbadluck: 0-0
🔗 20:07 vorox4: oh, dear...
🔗 20:07SirBiffaloEsq: Time to ENGAGE-RIDLEY ***
🔗 20:07 cantwearusernames: she's talking about the concert being at the hotel
🔗 20:07SirBiffaloEsq: Or time for that.
🔗 20:07 Decaped: Weird Al would be down with that.
🔗 20:07SquareDotCube:
lots of break going on
🔗 20:07Hopper783: Awwww, and I was watching to see some insider tips on how to get further into this game.
🔗 20:07 LathosTiran: REVEAL-SUDRAN is literaly a passcode
🔗 20:07Arclight_Dynamo: Show me this ad as many time as you want, I'm *not* going to go see Gods of Egypt.
🔗 20:08TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Just think of it as Egyptian Wrath of the Titans.
🔗 20:08Arclight_Dynamo:
TacitusVigil: Which is *why* I'm not going to see it!
🔗 20:08 cantwearusernames: I think my response will be "can you rephrase that dear sister"
🔗 20:08 damullet14: Arclight_dynamo: I've seen ads for that in front of three other movies, and all three times someone in my party said to me "Yeah, when I think of ancient Egypt, I think of a bunch of white British dudes":
🔗 20:08TacitusVigil:
Arclight_Dynamo: Touché!
🔗 20:08Arclight_Dynamo: Damullet14: Right?!
🔗 20:08Hopper783: @lathostiran So is SEEMY-ASSHOL
🔗 20:09TacitusVigil:
That's silly, we all now the Romans were ancient white British dudes!
🔗 20:09 Azihe: So I sometimes wonder why LRR never hit it big, given how long they've been around. I mean, they obviously do well enough for themselves, but I feel like they produce content worthy of more viewership.
🔗 20:10 bv310: I assume they're just too Canadian
🔗 20:10Hopper783: @azihe They do. But intelligent and legitimately funny content does not always get a foothold.
🔗 20:10 SniperPumpkin: they avoided youtube for a long time, so it was harder for them to get those viral jumps
🔗 20:10 LathosTiran: for a group of friends with an official clubhouse, their doing pretty well
🔗 20:10 bv310: Really though, hitting it big is just a luck game, I think. You have to have the right video at the right time that gets to the right people
🔗 20:10Damullet14 subscribed for 26 months in a row!
🔗 20:11 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Damullet14! (Today's storm count: 20)
🔗 20:11 cantwearusernames: so I misread. she said "we don't even have to hotel if we don't want to" meaning we don't need a hotel
🔗 20:11 Gekyouryuu: Jer's stream is back!
🔗 20:11 vorox4: @Azihe Well, if they did, Chat would be much bigger and possibly less fun, as it is, LRR has a small, but very easygoing community, and I think that's how LRR likes it.
🔗 20:12 LathosTiran: what it said on the tin, some of the notes get translated
🔗 20:13Hopper783: So LRR is niche because niche audiences are cooler?
🔗 20:13 Azihe: @Vorox4 I also imagine that they would like the freedom that additional colorful canada bucks might provide. I guess I have just been following their content so long that I wish they could have more exposure
🔗 20:13 Crashzxs: hes not jer, hes beej
🔗 20:13 doomlimit: Really, aren't we all Jer?
🔗 20:13TacitusVigil:
The Book of Passwords is bigger than any one person. Much like the Tonight Show, or the Papacy.
🔗 20:13 Azihe: the people need qwerpline!
🔗 20:13 damullet14: Jer IS Beej
🔗 20:13 damullet14: Everyone is Beej
🔗 20:13 Gekyouryuu: Ian ISN'T Jer, but Jer is secretly Morgan
🔗 20:13 damullet14: And Adam and James are very openly each other
🔗 20:14 cantwearusernames: so let's get this straight: James is Adam and vice versa. Beej is everyone, Ian is Jer, Kate is Graham. is that everyone?
🔗 20:14TacitusVigil: Ashley is BetterJames, don't forget that.
🔗 20:14 damullet14: Hodor is Alex, but only on Tuesdays
🔗 20:14Unpronounceable is Beej
🔗 20:14Himyul: almost. It's not that Beej is everyone, it's that everyone is Beej
🔗 20:14 vorox4: Not cooler, per se, but we have an extreme lack of trolls and other nasties due to LRR being somewhat under the radar, and our highly skilled mods, of course.
🔗 20:15 doomlimit: That is the place you actually got the Fuckler 2.
🔗 20:15 cantwearusernames: oh that reminds me. so during the panel where you guys wrote a crapshot about what the switch does. I think that pulling the switch should have th person get punched by banana cori
🔗 20:15SquareDotCube: You've been here
🔗 20:15SquareDotCube: next door up
🔗 20:15Skoll_Sun_Eater: i think that is where the messer 2 came from
🔗 20:15 Mysterious_Challenger: that was where you got the screwer-up lv 2
🔗 20:16 Mysterious_Challenger: Sun is right
🔗 20:16RogueLink: I actually really like this whole soundtrack
🔗 20:16 cantwearusernames: this game makes me want a new metroid even more. we are so freaking due for either a 3d or sidescroller. I actually want a sidescroller on the 3ds
🔗 20:17sir_jack_DB: tasty tasty voranjs
🔗 20:17 cantwearusernames: I bought a 3ds a while back and I want certain games for it. at least a link between worlds was awesome
🔗 20:17 vorox4: It sounds like a lady gargling into an auto tune microphone.
🔗 20:17Valdinzar24: @Vorox4 I actually kind of dig it
🔗 20:17 cantwearusernames: should put farscape music over this
🔗 20:18 Curufean: The Joy of Shared Ear Sweat
🔗 20:18SquareDotCube: All the way to the end
🔗 20:18Valdinzar24: it fits the games eerie geigar esq vibe
🔗 20:18SquareDotCube: that's the wall I was talking about
🔗 20:18 aWabbajack: Ian remix of soundtrack!
🔗 20:18 vorox4:
It's not that bad, I don't mind it too much, that's just what it sounds like to me.
🔗 20:19 cantwearusernames: AND NOW ROTATE THE CUSHIONS
🔗 20:19 vorox4: @Awabbajack I would like to hear an Ian rendition of this soundtrack.
🔗 20:19 Paranundrox: can you dig more?
🔗 20:20Baranastra: Health Node(TM). Not like a heart container or energy tank at all.
🔗 20:20 aWabbajack:
That would be cool @Vorox4!
🔗 20:20 vorox4: And, as I have recently learned how to use strawpoll...
🔗 20:20 Paranundrox:
vote Cheese
🔗 20:21OmnipotentTrevor: I'm not sure I've ever been able to tell the difference between sound from headphones. "sound quality" is a concept that I often don't understand
🔗 20:21Skoll_Sun_Eater: Voranj them out!
🔗 20:21Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, if you like that music with the singing in this game, I think you'd *really* dig the track "Tales Of The Future" from the 25th anniversary edition of the Blade Runner soundtrack.
🔗 20:21 SniperPumpkin: ooh, new outside
🔗 20:21OmnipotentTrevor: Unless the sound is REALLY bad, and like, crackling or something
🔗 20:22 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:22 LRRbot:
18 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:22 SniperPumpkin: aw, you falled over
🔗 20:22rrtycoon2: It blew a considerably strong gust of wind...apparently.
🔗 20:23xxxlonkxxx:
audiophiles
🔗 20:23SquareDotCube: Range really matters Nothing sounds worse than a cheap set of earbuds with partial treble and little to no bass
🔗 20:24Baranastra: Flower has bullets? Oh no! Flowey!
🔗 20:24 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:24 LRRbot:
19 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:24 vorox4: I should not have included a cheese option again, should I?
🔗 20:24Unpronounceable: that depends on what kind of results you want
🔗 20:24 Paranundrox: probably not
🔗 20:24xxxlonkxxx:
flowey doesn't have bullets, flowey has friendship pellets
🔗 20:24 Paranundrox: but its too late, it has become a thing
🔗 20:25 DarkMorford: Flat frequency response is good
🔗 20:26 Azihe: I have a big problem with headphones sounding "tinny". Whatever that means in terms of audio quality
🔗 20:26 Havok4: Ian confirmed bassist.
🔗 20:26 Paranundrox: is he losing health over time, or am I imagining it?
🔗 20:26 Paranundrox: I think I'm just imagining it
🔗 20:26 damullet14: Paranundrox: Only when he takes damage
🔗 20:26 damullet14: which is a lot, so I'm not surprised you're noticing it
🔗 20:26 Paranundrox:
@Damullet14 
🔗 20:26 SniperPumpkin: looks like it's time for a level 3
🔗 20:26 Featherweight_: I basicly have a tin ear. I just want the sounds in my head.
🔗 20:27 TheMoatman: Oh, Ian and/or Cori, do either of you know when the MAGfest crapshot is supposed to go up?
🔗 20:27TexanHick20: Horner.. do you sometimes.. drop the bass?
🔗 20:27 Paranundrox: Ian doubly confirmed Bassist
🔗 20:27 DarkMorford: Hibike! Euphonium
🔗 20:27OmnipotentTrevor: And maybe how loud they can go
🔗 20:27Unpronounceable: I was really impressed with the turnaround time of the MAGFest crapshot
🔗 20:27 damullet14: Ian + Cori - Have you heard the Postmodern Jukebox cover of All About That Bass? It's DIVINE
🔗 20:27 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:27 LRRbot:
20 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:27 LathosTiran: Fly Nano's
🔗 20:27 SniperPumpkin: I mostly listen to spoken word content, so excessive bass can be really irritating
🔗 20:28 TheMoatman: I don't remember the mustache sound effects
🔗 20:28 vorox4: And the results are: No Ian Vocals, 0 votes, Ian Vocals, 3 Votes, and the unfortunate winner, due to an obvious mistake on my part, Cheese Vocals, with 4 votes.
🔗 20:29Arclight_Dynamo: A song with all bass and no treble is like a martini with all gin and no vermouth: pointless and crappy.
🔗 20:29Arclight_Dynamo:
🔗 20:29 LathosTiran: 'I'm all about that flat frequency response' would be a spoken word from will shatner
🔗 20:29Skoll_Sun_Eater: no have a cheese do the vocals
🔗 20:30TexanHick20: Arclight_dynamo eww.. gin martini's? Vodka sir.. VODKA
🔗 20:30Brothernature0: Depends on the cheese I think.
🔗 20:30Arclight_Dynamo: TexanHick20: A vodka martini is a fine drink. But it's not a martini without gin.
🔗 20:30 vorox4: I don't know what it would mean either, but it is apparently a thing now.
🔗 20:31 SniperPumpkin: ug, more meat walls
🔗 20:32Arclight_Dynamo: Bruising the gin? Nah. The reason you don't shake a martini is because it clouds the drink. It's why you only shake cocktails that are already cloudy - usually because they have juice in them.
🔗 20:32 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:32 LRRbot:
21 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:32angryoptimist: Cori oracle.
🔗 20:33Skoll_Sun_Eater: Bond has been doing it wrong?!?
🔗 20:33 Paranundrox: can't you take that side passage up?
🔗 20:33Arclight_Dynamo: Skoll_Sun_Eater: Only in the films. In the books, he does it right.
🔗 20:33 cantwearusernames: ok chat I got distracted I need to get back to my train suplex simulator
🔗 20:33Arclight_Dynamo: Shame book Bond is an awful human being.
🔗 20:34TacitusVigil: Book Bond is *terrible.*
🔗 20:34Arclight_Dynamo: ^
🔗 20:34 Gekyouryuu: is it possible to make a nonalcoholic martini? I won a James Bond martini set (2 glasses and the mixer) when I was... I think around 11-13, and would hate for it to go to waste.
🔗 20:34TacitusVigil: Ian Fleming had some weird fetishes too.
🔗 20:34Arclight_Dynamo:
Agreed Cori!
🔗 20:35 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:35 LRRbot:
22 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:35 SniperPumpkin: also shaking adds more oxygen than stirring, so it can cause the volatile components to change flavors
🔗 20:35 cantwearusernames: @Gekyouryuu nothing says you have to have martinis in it. hell fill it with koolaid and have a gummy bear on a toothpick
🔗 20:35 Gekyouryuu: isn't Book Bond basically Archer?
🔗 20:35 TheMoatman: You'd literally just have an olive in a glass
🔗 20:35TacitusVigil: As President Bartlet once noted, asking for a martini "shaken, not stirred" is just asking for a weak-bus martini.
🔗 20:35Unpronounceable: I like non-alcoholic screwdrivers
🔗 20:35Unpronounceable: I like them for breakfast
🔗 20:36 Abcxyq: Mmm, potato water and olive juice
🔗 20:36 LathosTiran: sparkling cider?
🔗 20:36 Havok4: Solution: Eat mashed potatos out of the glasses.
🔗 20:36Arclight_Dynamo: Ian: You can get juniper extract. That's your gin, if you mix it with water.
🔗 20:36 SniperPumpkin: stir with a pine needle
🔗 20:36 vorox4: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but this is still interesting.
🔗 20:36 TheMoatman: Ice is just frozen water
🔗 20:37 TheMoatman: So technically correct
🔗 20:37 Gekyouryuu: so that Aqueous Martini thing from the A Series of Unfortunate Events books?
🔗 20:37 Paranundrox: Ian is just dying to splash damage
🔗 20:37Brothernature0: Heavy water for variety
🔗 20:37Skoll_Sun_Eater: I have a had Juniper in a mixed drink
🔗 20:37Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! The internet suggests 10 drops of juniper extract to 8 oz of water. Couple of drops of Angostura bitters tastes like vermouth. There's your virgin martini.
🔗 20:37Arclight_Dynamo: Cori: It's used as a flavouring. By god, do NOT just drink it.
🔗 20:38 Havok4: Yeah the one you can solidify is a different color.
🔗 20:38 SniperPumpkin: it's a different color of pink
🔗 20:38Arclight_Dynamo:
Bitters *do* go in a martini. The original recipe calls for orange bitters. Sorry, Ian.
🔗 20:38 TheMoatman: Yeah but that little bitters is effectively nonalcoholic
🔗 20:39 cantwearusernames: my preference is stuff that doesn't taste like crap so I avoid all alcohol
🔗 20:39 LathosTiran: bah, skip yal. bloody mary with a salad on top
🔗 20:40Arclight_Dynamo: LathosTiran: Try a Caesar. It's a Canadian version of a Bloody Mary. Much prefer it.
🔗 20:40Aziraphalesshop: I'm with you @Cantwearusernames
🔗 20:40 DarkMorford: !pardonfuck
🔗 20:40 LRRbot:
3 pardons-fuck for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:40xxxlonkxxx: chat, what flavor ice cream should i get?
🔗 20:40 TheMoatman: It's a rock lobster
🔗 20:40Brothernature0: Birthday Cake Icecream
🔗 20:41Brothernature0: Dooooo it
🔗 20:41 Paranundrox: @Themoatman punfoul
🔗 20:41 Azihe: pistachio.
🔗 20:41 Havok4: Mint icecream
🔗 20:41 vorox4: I think that might not have actually been a pardonf*ck, but you're the better judge of that.
🔗 20:41 LathosTiran: sea salt caramel
🔗 20:41 TheMoatman: Paranundrox, I'm not the one who made the lobsters turn into rocks
🔗 20:41TacitusVigil: Americone Dream *is* amazing.
🔗 20:41Arclight_Dynamo: Mint chocolate chip is *great*.
🔗 20:42 DarkMorford: Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream is very good
🔗 20:42 Paranundrox: French Vanilla
🔗 20:42 cantwearusernames: well it just makes sense when you've already got the save plumbing nearby to install another
🔗 20:42SquareDotCube: I second DarkMorford
🔗 20:42 TheMoatman: Ian's playing Shaggy channeling Christopher Walken, apparently
🔗 20:42 cantwearusernames: Get Moose Tracks Ice Cream. it's vanilla with peanut butter cups
🔗 20:42xxxlonkxxx: huh, never heard of americone dream
🔗 20:42TacitusVigil: Americone Dream is the novelty flavor B&J made for Stephen Colbert.
🔗 20:42 LathosTiran: drone??
🔗 20:42 Havok4: Tiny drone!
🔗 20:42xxxlonkxxx: oh that explains it
🔗 20:43 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:43 LRRbot:
23 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:43 SchalaKitty: Talenti Gelato is my go-to for ice cream. Salted Caramel is the best - the first ingredient is caramel!
🔗 20:43 groverfield2: If only there was a mint coffee icecream
🔗 20:43TacitusVigil: Sorry Ian.
🔗 20:43 Paranundrox: Salted Caramel is good
🔗 20:43 Azihe: except that americone dream was so popular that it's been made permanent. It's several years old
🔗 20:43 Paranundrox: now I want ice cream...
🔗 20:43 Paranundrox:
thanks chat
🔗 20:43 groverfield2: Dilly bar?
🔗 20:43 Havok4: Throw drone!
🔗 20:43TacitusVigil: True, it was a novelty flavor for Colbert back when he was still on the Report.
🔗 20:44 cantwearusernames: why is it hard to find strawberry ice cream sometimes?
🔗 20:44 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:44 LRRbot:
24 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:44 mercano82: Try the +---+---+---+ gn
🔗 20:45SquareDotCube: What about the drone?
🔗 20:45Arclight_Dynamo: London Fog ice cream sounds great. Vegan... less so.
🔗 20:45Brothernature0: I do like a london fog.
🔗 20:45 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:45 LRRbot:
25 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:45 groverfield2: Headcrab fight?
🔗 20:45 Abcxyq: Shoot your tiny friend at his butt!
🔗 20:45 TheMoatman: Well that almost worked and then you ran into a bullet
🔗 20:45 Havok4: Really give the drone a shot?
🔗 20:45 TStodden: Almond Milk Ice Cream is a bit weird (& a bit pricy).
🔗 20:45TacitusVigil:
Science has finally proven the existence of dark matter ice cream? What an age we live in...
🔗 20:46Arclight_Dynamo: Stout ice cream? I... need to book a flight to Victoria...
🔗 20:46VTMonkey: I live about 20 minutes from the Ben & Jerry's factory
🔗 20:46 DarkMorford: !death
🔗 20:46 LRRbot:
26 deaths for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:46 Paranundrox: try the headcrab?
🔗 20:46SquareDotCube: The drone can be a distraction, and then you can shoot it in the back
🔗 20:46 DarkMorford: I have a B&J recipe book for my ice cream maker. Getting to be about that season again...
🔗 20:46Skoll_Sun_Eater: I believe in you Ian!
🔗 20:46Arclight_Dynamo:
You're killing me, here.
🔗 20:47xxxlonkxxx:
macaron ice cream sandwich?
🔗 20:47TacitusVigil:
It's always ice cream season DarkMorford.
🔗 20:47 cantwearusernames: Ian you just gotta git gud
🔗 20:47 cantwearusernames: ugh sorry I feel dirty saying that
🔗 20:47 groverfield2: I really wanna make some strawberry sorbet now...
🔗 20:47 DarkMorford:
TacitusVigil, not when I'm trying to diet.
🔗 20:47 LathosTiran:
tek
🔗 20:47TacitusVigil:
DarkMorford: Ah...apologies for the temptation, dark side, etc.
🔗 20:48 ChroniclerC: No such thing as cheese.
🔗 20:48 Paranundrox: all of these bosses have a super cheese mode apparently
🔗 20:48 groverfield2: !quote
🔗 20:48 LRRbot: Quote #838: "Schroedinger's @$$hole..." —Alex [2015-10-13]
🔗 20:48Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
🔗 20:48 DarkMorford: !victory
🔗 20:48 LRRbot:
2 victories for Axiom Verge on I, Horner
🔗 20:48Arclight_Dynamo:
Hey! Chat got its cheese wish after all!
🔗 20:48Lysander_Gustav: No longer a Russian woman?
🔗 20:48TacitusVigil: Wait, is this Star Wars Guinness or River Kwai Guiness?
🔗 20:49 Stoffern: Thanks for the loyalty...you get to be a giant gun scorpion now, have fun
🔗 20:49Lysander_Gustav: !face
🔗 20:49 vorox4: @Stoffern Sounds like a good incentive program to me.
🔗 20:50 Havok4: Now do sorority girl as done by Guinness.
🔗 20:50 Paranundrox: AshLEIGH, not Ashley
🔗 20:50 Paranundrox:
🔗 20:51 groverfield2: JUST LET ME PLATFORM YOU
🔗 20:52 Canadian_Rob: Hi Ian and Cori! Hello Chat!
🔗 20:52Lysander_Gustav: I guess I should watch the rest of that show. I mean, I saw Korra, but never got around to watching all the prequel.
🔗 20:53 Canadian_Rob: Hope that everyone is well
🔗 20:53 Gekyouryuu: Lysander_Gustav did.... did you just refer to original Avatar as a prequel?
🔗 20:53Brothernature0: I think he did.
🔗 20:53 vorox4:
@Lysander_gustav The last airbender was the first, Korra came after. Sorry, I don't mean to nitpick.
🔗 20:53 Canadian_Rob: I... am not familiar with this game. It has a certain eerie quality to it, doesn't it?
🔗 20:54Lysander_Gustav: Is it not a prequel? That which precedes the sequel?
🔗 20:54 Gekyouryuu: a prequel is a sequel set chronologically before the previous work
🔗 20:54 Paranundrox: prequel is one made after that is set before
🔗 20:54 groverfield2: No, Breach is just a mediocre anime that nosedived and is only notable for a new record on how low a show can go
🔗 20:54 vorox4: No, prequel is something that is produced after the original work, but takes place before in the cannon.
🔗 20:55xxxlonkxxx: ceicrets
🔗 20:55 Gekyouryuu: but Breach ended, and it never even caught up to One Pierce
🔗 20:55Lysander_Gustav: Prequel is something that comes before an existing work.
🔗 20:55 Canadian_Rob: I can confidently say, however, that I want a lightning gun-thing.
🔗 20:55 Canadian_Rob: for reasons
🔗 20:55 vorox4: At least that's what I thought the meaning was.
🔗 20:55Lysander_Gustav: So yes, Airbender is a prequel to Korra
🔗 20:55Lysander_Gustav: It doesn't refer to when which work is made
🔗 20:56 vorox4: Huh, ok then.
🔗 20:56 Canadian_Rob: !Fine
🔗 20:57SquareDotCube: Drop hedghhogs?
🔗 20:57 Paranundrox: all the definitions I'm seeing refer to something referring to a previous work
🔗 20:57SquareDotCube: Drop porcupines?
🔗 20:57 cantwearusernames: well later chat
🔗 20:57 groverfield2: Drop spiders
🔗 20:57Lysander_Gustav: I guess it is a waste of energy to fight over word definitions
🔗 20:57 cantwearusernames: later Ian and Cori
🔗 20:58 cantwearusernames: Ian there's a spot to fire your drone on the descent
🔗 20:58 vorox4:
@Lysander_gustav I didn't even think it was a fight, I just thought it was interesting.
🔗 20:58 Havok4: Full bionic commando grapple!
🔗 20:59 DarkMorford: Now we Bionic Commando
🔗 20:59 vorox4: Oh, neat, grapple!
🔗 20:59Lysander_Gustav: Yeah, I probably meant spar or joust?
🔗 21:00 vorox4:
@Lysander_gustav Oh, look, we're doing it again!
🔗 21:00 Havok4: Can you spiderman?
🔗 21:00Lysander_Gustav:
🔗 21:00 Paranundrox:
debating definitions is the best use of time
🔗 21:01 Canadian_Rob: BIONIC MANS!
🔗 21:01 groverfield2: Especially where there's an internet that has complete definitions
🔗 21:01 ChroniclerC: I liked Bionicle. ;_;
🔗 21:01 ChroniclerC: It's what I got my username from.
🔗 21:02 Paranundrox:
yeah, but then you can discuss the nuance and validity of those definitions
🔗 21:02 Havok4: Bionic commando rearmed is actually a really sweet game.
🔗 21:02 vorox4: @Chroniclerc Me too!
🔗 21:03 ChroniclerC: Increase wapon
🔗 21:03 vorox4: I am a massive bionicle nerd.
🔗 21:03Lysander_Gustav: Is the screen reversed?
🔗 21:04 Gekyouryuu: night, guys
🔗 21:04Arclight_Dynamo: Thanks The Cori and Ian Experience! This was fun!
🔗 21:04 Canadian_Rob: Thank you for the stream, guys
🔗 21:04Lysander_Gustav: Good night Cori and Ian! Thanks for the stream!
🔗 21:04 Curufean: Yay Phased Ian
🔗 21:04 Paranundrox: never put cheese on a strawpoll?
🔗 21:04Lysander_Gustav: ?!
🔗 21:04 Gekyouryuu: oh, I never found out. have you seen Zankyou no Terror before?
🔗 21:04 Canadian_Rob: Ian, I love what's happening to your shirt
🔗 21:04 SchalaKitty: Cori why
🔗 21:04 TheMoatman: I learned to SHOOT IT IN THE BUTT
🔗 21:04 Paranundrox: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
🔗 21:04TacitusVigil: Thanks Corian!
🔗 21:04 Paranundrox:
it's not working
🔗 21:04 vorox4: Night, Ian, Night, Cori! Thanks for the stream!
🔗 21:04Lysander_Gustav: Good night!
🔗 21:04 Paranundrox: thanks for the stream Ian and cori!
🔗 21:04Lysander_Gustav: Face photon time!
🔗 21:04angryoptimist: Goodnight Ian and Cori. Thanks for the stream.
🔗 21:04Lysander_Gustav: Happy face photon time!
🔗 21:05 Azihe: he's fading out
🔗 21:05 Canadian_Rob: Thank you, People of LRR, for being a point of happiness in my life
🔗 21:05 Paranundrox: aww, thanks Ian
🔗 21:05 Astral_Apache: night state-fluid ian
🔗 21:05 Nightvalien28: bye Ian, Bye cori
🔗 21:05Lysander_Gustav: How lewd
🔗 21:05 vorox4: Also, yes, Paranundrox, putting cheese in a non-cheese related strawpoll generally messes up the results.
🔗 21:05 Paranundrox: and should therefore always be done
🔗 21:06 vorox4: AAAAAAAAAAAlex RAAAAAAAAAID!!!!!
🔗 21:06 Paranundrox:
raid Alex?
🔗 21:06 eatenbyagrue1988: !next
🔗 21:06 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Tuesday at Wed 12:00 PM PST (14:53 from now).
🔗 21:06Lysander_Gustav: Aaaaa two creatives!
🔗 21:06Lysander_Gustav: I have to choose!
🔗 21:06Lysander_Gustav: And Mechwarrrior
🔗 21:06Lysander_Gustav: Multistream madness I guess?
