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🔗 09:13 ContingentCat: 1next
🔗 09:13 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 09:13 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (46m from now).
🔗 09:13 ContingentCat: !advice
🔗 09:13 LRRbot: Don't listen to your spouse.
🔗 09:44 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
🔗 09:44 LRRbot: IF YOU STOP YOU WILL DIE!!
🔗 09:53 jessicaengle: Hello!
🔗 09:56 TXC2: Hello Everybody
🔗 09:57Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!!
🔗 09:57 TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus welcome
🔗 09:59Genie_M: Hi everyone
🔗 09:59 TXC2: hello Genie_M welcome
🔗 09:59Xed_Regulus: I'm excited for today! I haven't had enough Minecraft in my life recently. Going through block withdrawal.
🔗 09:59Genie_M: It's been so long since some good ol' crafting and mining
🔗 09:59 LordZarano: !next
🔗 09:59 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (0s from now).
🔗 10:00 LordZarano:
Congrats @Manae 
🔗 10:00 Manae:
🔗 10:01 PsychoI3oy:
🔗 10:01HoneyJack07 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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🔗 10:03 brieandbacon: What up, party people?!
🔗 10:03 TXC2: hello brieandbacon welcome
🔗 10:04Creideiki_SE: How do you do, fellow kids?
🔗 10:04 TXC2: hello Creideiki_SE welcome
🔗 10:04 TehAmelie: howdy strangers
🔗 10:04 TXC2: hello TehAmelie welcome
🔗 10:05 TXC2: Here we GO!
🔗 10:05sundyst: And serge!
🔗 10:05wench_tacular subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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🔗 10:05 brieandbacon: !dos
🔗 10:06 lamina5432: morning
🔗 10:06Phrawger: good heavens would you look at the time
🔗 10:06 TXC2: Hello James
🔗 10:06 TehAmelie: hay James
🔗 10:06 scrumpyk3on: Is a James.
🔗 10:06 TXC2: after 10,000 years...
🔗 10:06 GhostValv:
almost a year 
🔗 10:07jonnykefka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 141 months, currently on a 141 month streak!
🔗 10:07 jonnykefka: Ooh, a palindrome
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🔗 10:07 SymphonySolstice: number certainly go up
🔗 10:07 jonnykefka: you're telling ME, when I subbed I still had hair!
🔗 10:07 TehAmelie: 144 is a year of years, that's gotta be a milestone
🔗 10:07 tdapenguin: @jonnykefka happy palindrome!!!
🔗 10:08 TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
🔗 10:08 brieandbacon: some weeks
🔗 10:08Songar87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
🔗 10:08 Songar87: Do I get to see some serious shit now? Great scott!
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🔗 10:08 lamina5432: maybe 7
🔗 10:08 jessicaengle: Wheeee! A Minecraft stream, in this economy?
🔗 10:09 IbunWest:
🔗 10:09Tevildo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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🔗 10:10 TXC2: wiki has it that the last stream all 3 hosts were in this world was march 18th
🔗 10:11 tdapenguin: Dang, bookshelf of arcane treasures is such an exciting name. Maybe i should give each of the bookcases in my house similarly extravagant names....
🔗 10:11 jessicaengle: Efficiency for what?
🔗 10:12 TehAmelie: hmm i should organize my bookshelves and then give them extravagant names
🔗 10:12 tdapenguin:
@tehamelie 
🔗 10:12ravendreams subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
🔗 10:12 ravendreams: Go Minecraft Boys
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🔗 10:12 TXC2: go further and rename the pantry the closet of succulent delights
🔗 10:13 TheDevil_Risen: what up minecraft crew
🔗 10:13 TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen welcome
🔗 10:13Dalrint subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
🔗 10:13 Dalrint: 61 months. Dang.
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🔗 10:13 TehAmelie: my closet shall be the chamber of lost floorspace
🔗 10:14 jessicaengle:
@Dalrint 
!
🔗 10:14 tdapenguin: @dalrint that's almost 16 yrs!
🔗 10:14 DudelidouX: backpack
🔗 10:15 tdapenguin: @tehamelie you can do waaay more dramatic than that! (But also, so tru)
🔗 10:17 TXC2: iron, spells, and ironspells
🔗 10:21 brieandbacon: There's just so much
🔗 10:21 TXC2: more sphere grids!
🔗 10:24 TXC2: what sin is Uno dying for as Minecraft Jesus?
🔗 10:24TheAinMAP: @TXC2 Hubris?
🔗 10:24 Songar87: @TXC2 Torches on the wrong side of mining tunnels?
🔗 10:24Caldurin: @TXC2 Shame chests?
🔗 10:24 TXC2: all good answers chat
🔗 10:25 brieandbacon: Norm!
🔗 10:25RoseBitter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
🔗 10:25 RoseBitter: hallo
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🔗 10:26 TXC2: Magic missile!
🔗 10:26TheElrad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months, currently on a 114 month streak!
🔗 10:26 TheElrad: I cast Magic Missile at the streamer!
🔗 10:26 LRRbot:
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🔗 10:27 anclag: Stop the battle, we need to make another scroll!
🔗 10:27 lamina5432: seems they need an ender ender
🔗 10:30 DudelidouX: need the inscription table anyway
🔗 10:31 TXC2: start from scratch, make a universe
🔗 10:37 anclag: it should be voice activated, so you have to shout the name of the spell…
🔗 10:37 TehAmelie: i want a book that shows up in my UI. you could read at any time, without using hands
🔗 10:38 Songar87: Wrong mod scrolling?
🔗 10:38NDCazzy: you might not have enough mana to cast them...
🔗 10:39 DudelidouX: switch the one below the cast
🔗 10:40 lamina5432: mage on the field
🔗 10:40TheAinMAP:
🔗 10:41TheAinMAP: Murderer
🔗 10:41 Songar87: I love that you can't see ANY of Uno's face...
🔗 10:41Genie_M: Mana will run out
🔗 10:42 TXC2: we don't charge mana fast enough, but could work
🔗 10:42TheShokara subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
🔗 10:42 LRRbot:
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🔗 10:43NDCazzy: can you take blackhole out of the book or is it stuck?
🔗 10:48 Songar87: Tiny pillar of fire
🔗 10:48 CaptainSpam: Are you saying your firewall isn't good enough?
🔗 10:48 lamina5432: not the llama again
🔗 10:49Ivannorr: I think you choose a start and end point
🔗 10:49TheAinMAP: Too-hot llama.
🔗 10:49 Songar87:
@captainspam 
🔗 10:49 TXC2: cool llama? it's on fire!
🔗 10:49 TheElrad: I think when you first cast the wall of fire you can then choose the endpoint?
🔗 10:49 TheMerricat: James, pay attenti0n. That llama WAS NOT COOL.
🔗 10:50 TXC2: that is a FANCY Scarecrow
🔗 10:51 TehAmelie: if it's on fire it should be cooling down, right? you could say the llama was in the process of becoming. . .cooler
🔗 10:52 brieandbacon: Serge!
🔗 10:52 Dalrint: Someone add that to quotebot please.
🔗 10:53 TXC2: !addquote (Serge) [now] I can not bonemeal to completion.
🔗 10:53 LRRbot: New quote #9307: "I can not bonemeal to completion." —Serge [2025-05-13]
🔗 10:53 Dalrint: Thank you
🔗 10:54 TehAmelie: i think you could see a pumpkin grow, at least one of those giant ones in growing season
🔗 10:54NDCazzy: James gets back in at 56
🔗 10:54thasmiel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
🔗 10:54 LRRbot:
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🔗 10:55 TXC2:
if no one wins, chat wins 
🔗 10:55 TehAmelie: it only helps on Halloween
🔗 10:56 TehAmelie: watching gourds tick
🔗 10:57 Dalrint: Big pimpin'.
🔗 10:57 TXC2:
it like a Shakespeare era Spec ops unit 
🔗 10:57 lamina5432:
🔗 10:58 Dalrint: Everyone waiting to see if serge is suddenly in creative mode...
🔗 10:58 TehAmelie: does it have to be hog skin? what's wrong with sows?
🔗 10:59 CaptainSpam: So it's time to go hoglin wild?
🔗 10:59 DudelidouX: Don't remember it being a rare drop
🔗 11:00 brieandbacon: beeg peeg
🔗 11:00 TXC2: !findquote pig
🔗 11:00 LRRbot: Quote #6012: "'Are those cats or pigs?' 'They're mice.'" —TXC2 and Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
🔗 11:01 DudelidouX: It's red forest you want not green one
🔗 11:01 TehAmelie: quick, play All Star
🔗 11:02 TehAmelie: to turn all that glitters to gold
🔗 11:02 brieandbacon: Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet, we're huntin' hogwins
🔗 11:03 TXC2: Regular missile > Magic missile
🔗 11:04Genie_M: The spells are cool though
🔗 11:05 brieandbacon: Or. Or! You're just very unlucky
🔗 11:05 TehAmelie: hogloins, if you will
🔗 11:05 TehAmelie: wait that's just regular ham
🔗 11:05 brieandbacon: Hogloin, father of Hogimli
🔗 11:05 TXC2: best meat's in the rump
🔗 11:05 Bassios: "Frumpy Striders" is a fantastic band name
🔗 11:05 Mazrae:
🔗 11:07 brieandbacon: Go left
🔗 11:07 TXC2: they hoggin' their lins
🔗 11:07 creasehearst: Hogger came and stole them
🔗 11:07 Piratical_tendancies: !advice
🔗 11:07 LRRbot: Sometimes you have to un-release the kraken.
🔗 11:08 creasehearst: maybe one of the butchering or other weird enchants might give more skins and such?
🔗 11:08 TehAmelie: time to make a hog farm huh
🔗 11:08 TehAmelie: just like in Unforgiven. . .
🔗 11:09 brieandbacon:
🔗 11:09 TheDevil_Risen:
🔗 11:09 brieandbacon: You making bath-coffee?
🔗 11:09 TXC2: "Serge's delivery service" is making me think of Serge's magical girl transformation sequence
🔗 11:10 TehAmelie: now we've got some skin in the game
🔗 11:11 TheDevil_Risen: oink oink
🔗 11:11 Piratical_tendancies: clunk
🔗 11:117gorobei: mmmm deepfried hogskin
🔗 11:12 TehAmelie: i suddenly want to try those hog lumps they have in Shawn of the Dead
🔗 11:12 TheDevil_Risen: STEALTH ARCHER
🔗 11:12 TheDevil_Risen: :<3
🔗 11:13 TehAmelie: i guess it's not very feasible to wait for it to grow
🔗 11:14 TheMerricat:
then they made zombie babies that have zoomies and make you WANT to kill them. 
🔗 11:14 TheDevil_Risen: *james casually sings chocobo theme*
🔗 11:14 TXC2: zombies are dead already, it doesn't count
🔗 11:15 brieandbacon: Minefield?
🔗 11:15 DudelidouX: careful of the peppers
🔗 11:15 bisaflau: the plants
🔗 11:15 TehAmelie: an evil wizard?
🔗 11:15 TheDevil_Risen: apicy pepper?
🔗 11:15 ContingentCat: so spicy
🔗 11:15 brieandbacon: Princess Di would be displeased
🔗 11:15 lamina5432: they hot peppers
🔗 11:15 TheMerricat: Have any of the team tried out the Airship mod on their own yet?
🔗 11:15 DudelidouX: the nether isn't dangerous needed some spice
🔗 11:15 TehAmelie: it feels like a joke abojut unnecessarily strong peppers
🔗 11:16 TehAmelie: how did that typo happen?
🔗 11:18 TehAmelie: starting fires in the Nether, bold strategy
🔗 11:19 TheDevil_Risen: lol their not doing any damage
🔗 11:20 brieandbacon: Professional funny person, Serge Yager
🔗 11:21 lamina5432: it's full of all james hopes and dreams
🔗 11:22 TheDevil_Risen: good use for that enchant
🔗 11:23 DudelidouX: Oh wait there's a season system is it slow because pumpkin are out of season?
🔗 11:23Nomili subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
🔗 11:23 LRRbot:
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🔗 11:24 TheMerricat: I know I've come across giant pumpkin structures in plains.
🔗 11:24 DudelidouX: there's a modded pumpkin biome
🔗 11:24 TehAmelie: you're a master enchanter now? i think that means you have to stand around and shoot fireballs at the ground for most of the day
🔗 11:24 Anubis169: and then we set all of these spells off at once
🔗 11:25 TheMerricat: step scroll, what are you doing?!
🔗 11:25 Anubis169: lol Serge
🔗 11:26MehallD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 137 months!
🔗 11:26 LRRbot:
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🔗 11:27 TXC2: short range laser
🔗 11:28 TheDevil_Risen: cast black hole!!
🔗 11:28 Tevildo: you have enough mana for black hole now
🔗 11:28 Anubis169: thats Noita
🔗 11:29 brieandbacon: These cows AGAIN??!
🔗 11:29 GhostValv: such rampant bovicide
🔗 11:29 DudelidouX: try black hole on the cows
🔗 11:29 SymphonySolstice: blaggole time
🔗 11:29 TehAmelie: those cows have been raised on cannon fodder
🔗 11:30TheAinMAP:
🔗 11:30 TheDevil_Risen:
black hole! black Hole! 
🔗 11:30rogerivany: James have you spoken to anyone about you obsession about killing cows?
🔗 11:30 TXC2: they've escaped containment!
🔗 11:30 TehAmelie: i think this is how you get minotaurs
🔗 11:30hermonthis: morning - is James killing the cows again?
🔗 11:31 TXC2: hello hermonthis he sure is, with magic this time
🔗 11:31 TehAmelie: just testing out some spells. the cows mostly lived
🔗 11:35 DudelidouX: yes the yellow one
🔗 11:35hermonthis:
@TheAinMAP 
I literally missed it by seconds!
🔗 11:36 TheDevil_Risen:
cast black hole please
🔗 11:37 A_Dub888: How do you do fellow Miners, how we craftin'?
🔗 11:37 DudelidouX: need to go to rare first
🔗 11:37 TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
🔗 11:38hermonthis:
🔗 11:38 creasehearst: nitwit down
🔗 11:38 brieandbacon: !murders
🔗 11:38 LordZarano: RIP nitwit
🔗 11:38hermonthis: rip villager
🔗 11:38 mercano82: looks like meat’s back on the menu
🔗 11:39 TehAmelie: there's some joke about floating meat being light
🔗 11:39Poggifers_LRR: cows go up !!! and they stay there
🔗 11:39 DudelidouX: It's a % of the target max + fall damage I think
🔗 11:39 TheDevil_Risen:
black hole the uni
🔗 11:39 TheDevil_Risen: *uno
🔗 11:40 DudelidouX: It holds them up for you to cast other spells
🔗 11:40 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
🔗 11:40 TXC2: the BLAGOLE!
🔗 11:40 TheDevil_Risen:
Nice
🔗 11:40 TehAmelie: are you getting ghosted?
🔗 11:41rogerivany: Was it a special pumpkin?
🔗 11:41 LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
🔗 11:41 TXC2:
rogerivany no, but we needed one an hour ago
🔗 11:45 TheDevil_Risen: hello
🔗 11:45 TXC2: and we're back
🔗 11:45 TheDevil_Risen:
🔗 11:46 TehAmelie: ah, the amethyst anvil. seems a lot less sturdy than one of steel imo
🔗 11:47rogerivany: @TXC2 So no Charlie Brownesk Great Pumpkin?
🔗 11:47 TXC2: rogerivany sadly no, not the right season for it
🔗 11:48 TheDevil_Risen: saw there was wizard staves too
🔗 11:50 TehAmelie: i see what they did there, there's no crimson dye so you have to get them special
🔗 11:51 A_Dub888: @TehAmelie you're special
🔗 11:51 TheDevil_Risen: that bonfire is LIT!
🔗 11:51 TehAmelie: thanks for noticing!
🔗 11:52 TheDevil_Risen: why not waystone james?
🔗 11:52 TheDevil_Risen:
🔗 11:52 TehAmelie: i think the gems mined the earth for most of its amethyst to make their foot soldiers
🔗 11:53 DudelidouX: artificer cane
🔗 11:53 TheElrad: cool sticknology
🔗 11:55 TehAmelie: in D&D i think it takes a special staff modifier to let you store one spell in it with a 3 day recharge time
🔗 11:56 TheElrad:
whatever black hole is
🔗 11:58 TheDevil_Risen: don't mind uno, he's just doing blood magic
🔗 11:58 TehAmelie: a little blood magic never hurt anyone
🔗 11:58 TehAmelie: (that's how they pull you in)
🔗 11:58 LordZarano: stand on that crafting table
🔗 12:01 TXC2: Rebellious "suitably evil" Uno
🔗 12:01 TheElrad: do you have a trinket that adds fire damage?
🔗 12:01noSmokeFire: lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt!
🔗 12:01 TheAwkes: He's a Bloodborne!
🔗 12:02 TXC2: Uno looks like a 90's comic book villain
🔗 12:02 TheElrad: It's now or nether, we ain't gonna live forever
🔗 12:03 TehAmelie: but forever is the Nether, where there's no time
🔗 12:04 TXC2: fly like an eagle, into the future
🔗 12:05 TehAmelie: could we hope their iron armor makes them extra susceptible to lightning?
🔗 12:06 PsychoI3oy: are the missiles destroying the drops from the armor pile?
🔗 12:08 A_Dub888: @TXC2 (I know what you're referencing but) Aren't we all flying into the future, when you really think about it?
🔗 12:09noSmokeFire: ope, yeah, the missiles are absolutely destroying items
🔗 12:09 TXC2: A_Dub888 more hurtling towards it, but yeah
🔗 12:09 DudelidouX: Yea really looks like James is destroying the drops
🔗 12:09 TehAmelie:
rocket launcher, you have betrayed us 
🔗 12:09 DudelidouX: when you mine the armor there are drops
🔗 12:09noSmokeFire: breaking the piles drops items and spawns mobs
🔗 12:09 brieandbacon: They have drops when you mine them
🔗 12:10 TXC2: there it is
🔗 12:10 A_Dub888: You flew to close to the sun Turner!
🔗 12:10 TehAmelie: overconfidence is a slow a*dies immediately*
🔗 12:10 gsyhiap: Classic hubris
🔗 12:10 TXC2:
TehAmelie
🔗 12:10 DudelidouX: make a spell to fly
🔗 12:10 A_Dub888: !card hubris
🔗 12:10 LRRbot: Hubris [1U] | Instant | Return target creature and all Auras attached to it to their owners' hands.
🔗 12:10 LordZarano:
🔗 12:11NDCazzy: time to start walking...
🔗 12:14 DudelidouX: With the 2 ingots thats enough
🔗 12:15 DudelidouX: it's 4 of each per ingot
🔗 12:18 TXC2: friendly fire isn't
🔗 12:18 Anubis169:
RebelliousUno learns the reason for DnD summoning circles via trial and error
🔗 12:21GreyThey: Does this mod pack have a way to apologize to llamas?
🔗 12:21 TehAmelie: but hey you're learning magic!
🔗 12:22Graboid_1: you have a waystone in your baCKPACK I THINK
🔗 12:23Graboid_1: little bit of lurking though
🔗 12:23 brieandbacon: Erika!!
🔗 12:24 TXC2: pyramid or ziggurat ?
🔗 12:24 LordZarano:
@brieandbacon 
🔗 12:26 TehAmelie: the mojo?
🔗 12:26 TheElrad:
and amethsyt
🔗 12:26 TehAmelie: the right stuff?
🔗 12:27 RealGamerCow: !next
🔗 12:27 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Sledders) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (1:02 from now).
🔗 12:28 TXC2: "I can only see a horrible rainbow!"
🔗 12:29GreyThey: Are the missiles destroying what they're dropping?
🔗 12:29 tyrsredritehand: On brand
🔗 12:29 TXC2: GreyThey potentially yes
🔗 12:29 dumbo3k: @GreyThey looks like some kind of vial that smashes when it hits the ground
🔗 12:30Knot_Greg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
🔗 12:30 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Knot_Greg! (Today's storm count: 15)
🔗 12:32 A_Dub888: Aren't you already home James?
🔗 12:33 TheDevil_Risen: well it is still a lv1 magic missle
🔗 12:33 TXC2: TEN Ten magic missiles
🔗 12:33 NotCainNorAbel: am I drunk???
🔗 12:34 TheElrad: so they have between 20 and 50 health
🔗 12:34 A_Dub888: @TXC2 Ah Ah Ah
🔗 12:34 TXC2: NotCainNorAbel have you been drinking?
🔗 12:34 TheElrad: 10 x 1d4+1
🔗 12:34Chesul: You definitely want to check all the gear, they can be incredible from this tier on.
🔗 12:35 Narcuru: 4.5 entity interaction?
🔗 12:36 TXC2: if it's fiery, see a doctor
🔗 12:37 TheElrad: he meant west, not east
🔗 12:37 creasehearst: the east of the west
🔗 12:37LibraryWitchKei: Oh right, weast
🔗 12:38 LordZarano: Jessica is the Top Gear theme right?
🔗 12:38 DudelidouX: Need to go deep
🔗 12:39Chesul: I believe this is a roguelike dungeon, but it can have most loot in it I think?
🔗 12:40Chesul: These dungeons have multiple levels, with better loot on the lower ones.
🔗 12:41 DudelidouX: Yea cause it might be basic for the mod but not first level basic where you still get wooden and stone tools basic
🔗 12:44GreyThey: Did the End Dragon drop them?
🔗 12:45Graboid_1: Ive gotten a ton of those essences from drygby farming....but thats a whole time consuming setup of its own
🔗 12:48Mad_Grady subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
🔗 12:48 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Mad_Grady! (Today's storm count: 16)
🔗 12:48 creasehearst: looks like a helmet broke
🔗 12:48 TXC2: "brother, stop killing my livestock!" Able, to Caine
🔗 12:49 lamina5432: have a gday.
🔗 12:49 TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
🔗 12:50 TheDevil_Risen: thankeee
🔗 12:50 Mad_Grady:
🔗 12:50 vinewood_og:
🔗 12:51 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Sledders) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (38m from now).
🔗 12:51 SymphonySolstice: time for snowmobiling in May
🔗 12:52 TehAmelie: hmm painting your minis during a game could pose a good speed challenge
🔗 12:53 TehAmelie: you crave only the freshest beets?
🔗 12:53 TXC2: !cardkingdom
🔗 12:53 LRRbot:
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🔗 13:02 RealGamerCow: !next\
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🔗 13:07 TheElrad: You're looking for a land in your deck, mana, untapped
🔗 13:28 baltimore_667083: !box
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🔗 13:29 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Sledders) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (0s from now).
🔗 13:30 baltimore_667083:
🔗 13:30 Manae:
Two snipes in a row
🔗 13:30 Earthenone:
🔗 13:30 baltimore_667083: draw-you each get a point
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🔗 13:30 Juliamon: Manae showed first on my end
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🔗 13:31 iris_of_ether: Excellent Tuesday afternoon workin' music
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🔗 13:34Balrox: thanks jeff
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🔗 13:35 iris_of_ether:
🔗 13:35TheAinMAP:
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🔗 13:35 SnackPak_: ok nap time
🔗 13:36 Piratical_tendancies: !y
🔗 13:36 iris_of_ether: Sleppy
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🔗 13:37 wedge_x: it'll be on a secret terminal in Marathon
🔗 13:37 Nigouki: we are starting to get actually great 4K security footage these days
🔗 13:37 SnackPak_: flames or red mist?
🔗 13:37 ArdCollider: "RCMP just shrugs at horrific elevator video of exploding Victoria man"
🔗 13:37 Too_Many_Knives: Paint the booth an interesting colour
🔗 13:37 GapFiller: so Alien rather than Scanners then
🔗 13:38 malsareus: so, like a man who ate a live handgrenade?
🔗 13:38 GapFiller:
Oak Bay Man as Canadas Florida Man
🔗 13:38 ArdCollider: Cameron Lauder. Oak Bay's exploding whale analog.
🔗 13:39 GapFiller: cars crushed
🔗 13:39Thisbymaster: The smell must have been crazy
🔗 13:39 baltimore_667083: gave rise to the best name in baseball
🔗 13:39 SnackPak_: I know someone from that town
🔗 13:39 iris_of_ether: It was a great day when my coworkers told me about the Oregon whale
🔗 13:39 GapFiller: imagine speaking to yr insurance people abt how that car got totalled
🔗 13:39 GapFiller: piece of exploded whale landed on my car honest
🔗 13:39 RealGamerCow: It was definitely one of the first videos I saw on the internet
🔗 13:40 iris_of_ether: I'm from another part of the country so only learned as an adult
🔗 13:40 ArdCollider:
I saw it in a like 320x240 early Internet transcode job in 1994. it was the second thing I think I did after emailing Cliff Stoll like "I read your book."
🔗 13:40 TheDevil_Risen: ok, i had not seen pufferfish eating a carrot but now I have
🔗 13:40 Nigouki: i know that video and want to un-know it
🔗 13:40 RealGamerCow: made that "bukkabukkabukkabukka" cartoon running noise
🔗 13:40 malsareus: high speed innards sounds like a Nurgle unit
🔗 13:41 malsareus: your minds eye has betrayed you again
🔗 13:41aerolend: They made Diablo 2 remaster look the way we remember it looking back in the day.
🔗 13:42 TheDevil_Risen: castlevania?
🔗 13:42 CaptainSpam: Mmm, affine transformations.
🔗 13:43 goombalax: Ghosts and Goblins
🔗 13:43 iris_of_ether: It's on the isometric
🔗 13:43 GhostValv: there was a mode 7 level in super castlevania I think
🔗 13:43 iris_of_ether: That's 4 yrs
🔗 13:43 iris_of_ether: Yes*
🔗 13:44 TheDevil_Risen: Red (dra)goons can't jump
🔗 13:44 iris_of_ether: I can confirm that the experience is very very good in FFXIV
🔗 13:44 RealGamerCow: space harrier!
🔗 13:44 iris_of_ether: You can be both very effective and very stupid in combat as a dragoon, it's great
🔗 13:44 RealGamerCow: That's the genesis game I was thinking about
🔗 13:45 RealGamerCow: with the skewed horizon
🔗 13:45 TheDevil_Risen:
hey, i liked 13
🔗 13:45 lamina5432: I came in ff13 and liked it so
🔗 13:46 TheDevil_Risen: though i like all FF
🔗 13:46 TheDevil_Risen: so *shurg*
🔗 13:46TomfooleryFox: yeah 13 didn’t do me dirty at all
🔗 13:46TomfooleryFox: grating voice acting maybe
🔗 13:47 Mollylele: i assume this is Tom Hanks we're talking about
🔗 13:48 Laserbeaks_Fury: Reminds me of the Roger Rabbit short they were filming at the beginning of the movie
🔗 13:49Radjack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
🔗 13:49 Radjack: <Insert mouth sounds?>
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🔗 13:49 RealGamerCow: does he look like Master Control from the original TRON?
🔗 13:50 SnackPak_:
🔗 13:50 ArdCollider: that dude followed me on social media until I put my pronouns in bio, so beware: I guess if you do a real small transphobia at me you turn into MODOK
🔗 13:50 TheMerricat: Who is this GL person chat?
🔗 13:50 ArdCollider: he's the Father Ted guy
🔗 13:50Invitare: like JK Rowling level
🔗 13:50 TheMerricat: Ah, another one of those.
🔗 13:51fonkoncle: his wife wsa peter serafinowicz sister
🔗 13:51 SnackPak_: gotta be all the piss
🔗 13:51fonkoncle: there's a place in the uk called FOULNESS ISLAND
🔗 13:51Invitare: er I hate to say it, but he's Irish, not British
🔗 13:51 TheDevil_Risen: he must have an IRL case of BloatyHead from Twopoint
🔗 13:51Invitare: we don't get the blame for this one
🔗 13:51 niccus: i should go there and add more piss
🔗 13:52 wedge_x: crab pipe
🔗 13:52 Trahas: I just got here and am confused who we are talking about
🔗 13:52 iris_of_ether: All the poo went up
🔗 13:52 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's brainwroms
🔗 13:53alchemistsavant subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
🔗 13:53 alchemistsavant: good afternoon, cam and cori!
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🔗 13:53 Laserbeaks_Fury: There's just a Dalek in there piloting, but because of space limitations, they can only hate certain people
🔗 13:53thedevil_risen1: Hahaha
🔗 13:54 GhostValv: GQuuuuux has been pretty solid
🔗 13:54 wedge_x: "Who are you?"
🔗 13:54 Neddy471: B2EMO is the only correct answer for "who are you going to cosplay as"
🔗 13:55 wedge_x: bloodless, yeah
🔗 13:55 goombalax: swlf-cauterizing
🔗 13:55 OldUncleDan: Sort of like a StarTrek Phaser?
🔗 13:55 Too_Many_Knives: Greedo got cooked. They're very inconsistent.
🔗 13:55 Neddy471: Yes. Very much so. Blasters are "relatively bloodless" - as opposed to the viscera of Saving Private Ryan, etc.
🔗 13:55Bruceski: Rogue One was the first one I recall where they actually felt like weapons
🔗 13:55 wedge_x: the droids throwing people around was incredibly advanced for SW
🔗 13:56 goombalax: "How'd he get that on a plane?"
🔗 13:56 OldUncleDan: So it's Canadian make?
🔗 13:56 Neddy471: @Bruceski Yes. When they take away the space wizards, blasters seem so much more terrifying.
🔗 13:56 RealGamerCow: Turnip Twaddler from Bloom County
🔗 13:57 wedge_x: "I call this knife The Duck Penis"
🔗 13:57 iris_of_ether: Insta reminded me yes
🔗 13:57Jensling: Canada, world champions at warcrimes
🔗 13:57 Neddy471: @wedge_x ... I hate you so much right now.
🔗 13:57 iris_of_ether: I love that they sell 1812 White House candles
🔗 13:57Jensling: Big innovators
🔗 13:57richard_ermen: 1812 was eally important for Canada, I guess.
🔗 13:57 Too_Many_Knives: It's not a warcrime if you're the first ones to try it
🔗 13:57 Neddy471: "The Geneva Convention Exists because of the things Canada came up with." Is a recurring joke amongst my acquaintance.
🔗 13:57 OldUncleDan: They aren't War Crimes if there are no War Laws!
🔗 13:57 wedge_x: @Neddy471 o7
🔗 13:58 ArdCollider: occasionally I point out an 1812 joke to an American and get the equiv of "don't you think the Ghor have always been somewhat... arrogant?" and die laughing
🔗 13:58 iris_of_ether: "Difference between nice and kind"
🔗 13:58 SnackPak_:
🔗 13:58 Neddy471: @wedge_x Duck Genitalia are so terrifying without that image.
🔗 13:59 goombalax: If the Geneva Convention was so good howcome there's no yearly GenevaCon?
🔗 13:59 RealGamerCow: don't fall into a tree pit and die!
🔗 13:59 OldUncleDan: God Speed?
🔗 13:59 OldUncleDan: That was a fun stream!
🔗 13:59Invitare: is this game about travelling between worlds via a wormhole?
🔗 13:59 niccus: @wedge_x a kris?
🔗 13:59 wedge_x: @Neddy471 the knife in question isn't even as bad, as it's not a switchblade
🔗 14:00 TehAmelie: Shred something?
🔗 14:00 TheAwkes: Rebagliati and White?
🔗 14:00 TehAmelie: it was neat whatever it was called. good snow deforming physics
🔗 14:01 Neddy471: @wedge_x Exactly. I understood the assignment. Then I imagined a retractable corkscrew shooting out of a small fuzzy animal, and my horror was palpable.
🔗 14:01 LordZarano: Descenders is by RageSquid, who also made Action Henk
🔗 14:01 SnackPak_:
🔗 14:01 Juliamon: Good start
🔗 14:01 Too_Many_Knives: Clip that please
🔗 14:01thedevil_risen1: Nice
🔗 14:01richard_ermen: Congrulation. You are dead.
🔗 14:01 GhostValv: so now we're ded
🔗 14:01 Nigouki: and that's how you die, with hundreds of pounds on top of you that you can't move
🔗 14:01 niccus: let's see an expert
🔗 14:01 Neddy471: Duncan Idaho reference! I love it!
🔗 14:01 TheAwkes: Suffocating in snow is easier with several hundred pounds of machine on your chest.
🔗 14:01thedevil_risen1: Ouch
🔗 14:02 TehAmelie: like 15 people per year die in snowmobile accidents in my town. i think we're gonna learn how that happens.
🔗 14:02aerolend: This is a demonstration of why you should understand the manual and get relevant training if applicable, before handling heavy machinery.
🔗 14:02EvilBadman: Ask Jeremy Renner
🔗 14:02 Neddy471: "Literally being Screwed over by a Ski-Do."
🔗 14:02epsilon_vee: this is definitely a 'last thing that goes through the bugs mind as it hits the windshield' situation
🔗 14:02 wedge_x: hell yeah Cori, quad flipping buddies
🔗 14:02 Nigouki: iirc Jeremy Renner was run over by a much larger snow machine
🔗 14:02 Neddy471: @Nigouki Yeah, he tried to push his nephew(?) out of the way, and it basically rolled over him.
🔗 14:03 TheAwkes: Weight balance and momentum. Good luck.
🔗 14:03 wedge_x: nothing like the fresh smell of two-stroke oil smoke
🔗 14:03 CaptainSpam: Is there a gear shift? A clutch, maybe?
🔗 14:03 TehAmelie: i guess we gotta wait for spring
🔗 14:03Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
🔗 14:04 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 14:04 Too_Many_Knives: it lives
🔗 14:04 TehAmelie: success
🔗 14:05 Neddy471: Not dead, just broken leg and ribs.
🔗 14:05Lysander_salamander: well, ok
🔗 14:05 Nigouki: where's the jet assist rockets addon?
🔗 14:05 Too_Many_Knives: Snow: "Om nom!"
🔗 14:05 TehAmelie: did we get momentarily buried in two feet of snow?
🔗 14:05 dumbo3k: ah, the time to penis is immedate, I see
🔗 14:05 TehAmelie: one foot and you'll never have the strength to climb out, as a rule
🔗 14:06 Too_Many_Knives: RIP
🔗 14:06 BusTed:
🔗 14:06 iris_of_ether:
🔗 14:06Lysander_salamander: oh heck
🔗 14:06 TehAmelie: trees, you had one job
🔗 14:06 Juliamon: saw that coming from a mile away
🔗 14:06Bruceski: No Cori, that's a tree.
🔗 14:06 TheAwkes: Anyone have a counter ready to go? I think that's 3.
🔗 14:06 BrowneePointz: that’s how that one actor died
🔗 14:07 Nigouki: today we're discovering in how many ways we can integrate our head into our ribcage for extra brain protection
🔗 14:07 Neddy471: Lean back?
🔗 14:07 Juliamon: We are not doing a counter.
🔗 14:07 Juliamon: That's too much work.
🔗 14:07 LordZarano: !advice
🔗 14:07 LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
🔗 14:07 GapFiller: !badadvice
🔗 14:07 LRRbot: Your tongue has cooldown.
🔗 14:07fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is this just canadian qwop
🔗 14:08 v_nome: Qwopnadian?
🔗 14:08 iris_of_ether: Flashing back to the time they stuck me and a friend in a rowboat as a kid and nearly lost us two asthmatic 9 year olds to the down river stream
🔗 14:08 Neddy471: Pre-buried.
🔗 14:08 BrowneePointz: hey now as someone from the American Great Plains we also do a lot of snowmobiling like our northern cousins
🔗 14:08 alchemistsavant: the way the snow deforms is really impressive
🔗 14:08 TheMerricat: Also I'm seeing something that suggests that you should make sure that you have steering help turned on.
🔗 14:09 BrowneePointz: fun fact wanna know how much ass you can haul over a frozen snow covered cornfield? the answer is *a lot*
🔗 14:09 TehAmelie: loose snow this deep scares me more than the uncontrollable machine btw
🔗 14:09 Too_Many_Knives: Sub ocean?
🔗 14:09 wedge_x: ok, I've done plenty of quad bike stuff and jetskis and the like, and this is terrifying
🔗 14:09 niccus: the US border will incinerate you on contact
🔗 14:10 BrowneePointz: wanna know how much it hurts launching over a hill while hauling ass over a snow covered cornfield and it lands on your leg? a lot of
🔗 14:10dendecko: too real
🔗 14:10 BrowneePointz: a lot*
🔗 14:10 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Failing a backflip, do a barrel roll.
🔗 14:10 CaptainSpam: You'd think that just coming to a stop shouldn't completely end your run, but I don't know snowmobiling.
🔗 14:11 SymphonySolstice: yeah
🔗 14:11 Nigouki: i lick my bones all the time
🔗 14:11 ghizmou: I feel my bones every time is brush my teeth
🔗 14:11 niccus: have your bones ever felt your flesh?
🔗 14:11EvilBadman: I endeavor not to
🔗 14:11 iris_of_ether: I did have that bone marrow sample
🔗 14:11 lamina5432: why would you feel when your that cold its supposed to e numb
🔗 14:11 BrowneePointz: I forgot that Cori and Cameron also grew up where the winter wind literally cuts you to the bone
🔗 14:12 Neddy471: I got stuck 3/4 up a ski-slope with my bindings frozen so I couldn't re-attach to my skis and had to climb down as the sun went down... when I was 12... so, yes.
🔗 14:12 BusTed: @Nigouki for some reason I also had this thought
🔗 14:12dm818: I'm just getting here and do not understand what is happening
🔗 14:12 SymphonySolstice: when the nose hairs freeze when you breathe in
🔗 14:12 LordZarano: SteamDB says this is the only game by Hanki Games. And their youtube channel says they're Finnish
🔗 14:12 SymphonySolstice: that's the cold stuff
🔗 14:12 BrowneePointz: yep. I live in an area where the avg winter temp is -18F
🔗 14:12 TehAmelie: why, back in the 1990s when we had proper winters. . .
🔗 14:12 niccus: part me of misses living in wisconsin but i also know it's bad for me
🔗 14:12 Nigouki: it's never a good thing where your first breath in outside freeezes your snot solid instantly
🔗 14:13aerolend: Does sitting down change anything?
🔗 14:13 GhostValv: oh ... that's kinda terrifying to me. to be fair, I've also had that happen due to allergies and ... buildup around the eyes.
🔗 14:13 Neddy471: Oh Dear Lord, I keep forgetting I'm talking to Canadians and not people who have not-insane weather.
🔗 14:13 OldUncleDan: The number of times I had my hair freeze because I left for school without properly drying my hair.
🔗 14:13 BrowneePointz: yep. I went out into a -54F polar vortex to pick up my Kingdom Hearts 3 preorder. because midwesterners are equal parts stupid AND stubborn
🔗 14:14 OldUncleDan: @Neddy471 Laughs in Minnesota.
🔗 14:14 TheAwkes: More on the center of gravity management sim side of vehicle simulations.
🔗 14:14 Neddy471: @OldUncleDan ...that's fair. I deserved that.
🔗 14:14 goombalax: I love that you did french horn. I did trombone
🔗 14:14 BrowneePointz: we would have school closures because they couldn’t get the kitchens heated in time some days
🔗 14:14 TehAmelie: did you ever get supercool rain? so much worse than being really cold. a least in short term.
🔗 14:14 iris_of_ether: Marching band in Wisconsin December with crash cymbals was not happy times for the hands
🔗 14:15EvilBadman: Just shoulder the snowmobile like a sousaphone
🔗 14:15 iris_of_ether: Hahaha oh no
🔗 14:15 BusTed:
🔗 14:15 Brozard: You have all the scarfs!
🔗 14:15EvilBadman: Yeah that racks (says the tuba player)
🔗 14:15EvilBadman: tracks*
🔗 14:15 BrowneePointz: yea you do remind me of other French horn players I know(he says as a clarinetist)
🔗 14:15 TheAwkes: The french horn has one thing going for it. The little levers to actuate it's valves.
🔗 14:16 TehAmelie: i'll never forget that time Ian "determined" Cameron played French horn. live on the internet
🔗 14:16 Jillexie: Hahahah, I just said the same thing. Of course Cam played the French Horn.
🔗 14:16 OldUncleDan: Baritone and Trombone here.
🔗 14:16 Nigouki: do they only let you play French horn if you keep taking French after it's no longer mandatory in high school?
🔗 14:16 OldUncleDan: I figured it was either French Horn or Oboe.
🔗 14:16 BrowneePointz: Ian gives off French Horn/Oboe/Bassoon vibes
🔗 14:16DarthRagnar815: As a former French Horn player, I applaud you for getting that far in the conversation.
🔗 14:16 Jillexie: I played Trumpet so am allowed to mercilessly mock other brass instrument players.
🔗 14:16EvilBadman: @OldUncleDan Started there, gravitated down
🔗 14:16 TheAwkes: #Tromboner
🔗 14:16 BrowneePointz: sorry not Ian Cameron* don’t read chat and try to type
🔗 14:17 Brozard: @Jillexie As a trumpet player myself, I am legally obligated to ask what the highest note you could play was
🔗 14:17BlackIsis: ski-doo what bombardier don't?
🔗 14:17EvilBadman: @Brozard Standard mouthpieces only. No screamers
🔗 14:17 TheAwkes: That's why I gravitated to Jazz trombone. Lots of notes, even featured solos.
🔗 14:17 OldUncleDan: Oooh! Some proper Polaris machines!
🔗 14:17 ghizmou: this is clearly a european game
🔗 14:17Lysander_salamander: I didn't know these devices had tank-treds
🔗 14:17 Brozard: @EvilBadman Final Destination
🔗 14:17shushu2539:
today on talking sim: a game featuring no one to talk to
🔗 14:17 BrowneePointz: I was 1st chair clarinet and our director was a former university music professor who was ALSO a clarinetist so….i had a lot of expectations put on me
🔗 14:17 TehAmelie: i'm getting the feeling this is a game that would have cheat codes to unlock fantasy brands of vehicles that are better than anything real
🔗 14:18 Jillexie: @brozard without a cheating mouthpiece, I could High A consistently, high high C if I was in the zone.
🔗 14:18 JadedCynic: (Ski-Doo™ is a brand under Bombardier Recreational Products)
🔗 14:18Borgrim_: Don't worry about the skis, if these are touching the ground you're not going hard enough
🔗 14:18aerolend: A Fulton Skyhook Air Rescue System.
🔗 14:18 Brozard: @Jillexie Back, uh... *sighs* 25 years ago, I could hit A above Double C
🔗 14:18Lysander_salamander:
🔗 14:19 TehAmelie: are we roleplaying Simo Häyhä now?
🔗 14:19 Brozard: Nowhere near now
🔗 14:19 Jillexie: @brozard Very nice.
🔗 14:19 OldUncleDan: I always thought that the last thing that a Russian doesn't see was a Finnish Sniper.
🔗 14:19 BrowneePointz: remember chat, nothing says “This guy fucks” like a Sea-do (this is a Dropout reference)
🔗 14:19 TheAwkes: High viz so they can pull you out of the mountains in Spring.
🔗 14:19 BrowneePointz: the last thing that goes through a Russian soldier’s mind is always a Finnish sniper round
🔗 14:20 goombalax: @BrowneePointz what about TWO Seadoos?
🔗 14:20Borgrim_: I remember losing a lot of respect for Pawn Stars when I caught them stating that Polaris invented the snowmobile
🔗 14:20Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
🔗 14:20 Nigouki: they find our boots used as mouse nests but the bones are still in there
🔗 14:20 JadedCynic: yes, when you wipe out, and knock yourself out cold, it's best to blend into the surroundings so your rescue searchers cannot find you.
🔗 14:20Lysander_salamander:
🔗 14:20 Geldaran: no, you dead.
🔗 14:20 iris_of_ether:
🔗 14:20thedevil_risen1: Ouchhhhh
🔗 14:20thedevil_risen1: Broke your neck instantly
🔗 14:21 BrowneePointz: The Chicks remain based. I still enjoy their cover of Landslide
🔗 14:21 goombalax: the real skidoo chad manoever is crossing an open river
🔗 14:21 OldUncleDan: Uhh... Bit wide for a snowmobile trail...
🔗 14:21 Nigouki: i hope there's a bus
🔗 14:22thedevil_risen1: Baiiiii
🔗 14:22 niccus: skidoo's monster
🔗 14:22 CaptainSpam: "Cameron, you have to try this!" - Said as snowmobile tumbles end over end, its rider long discarded and left for dead
🔗 14:22 TehAmelie: it's probably a regular road. does the game have traffic? as most people's last words are in My Summer Car
🔗 14:22 JadedCynic: snowmobile: "I'm free!" *putts along at 4kph*
🔗 14:23Borgrim_: gotta shift that weight, move this butt off center
🔗 14:23Borgrim_: reversing beeper what??
🔗 14:23 BrowneePointz: Cameron with the most gentle of deaths
🔗 14:23 TehAmelie: come to think, this looks more like a word snowmobile than a leisure one
🔗 14:24 NorthstarTex: yeah, you might have not picked the fast type
🔗 14:24 Wizzo1138: Victory!
🔗 14:24 iris_of_ether:
🔗 14:24Borgrim_: I don't think that can happen
🔗 14:24Borgrim_: You sure Tokyo drifted a skidoo
🔗 14:24 TehAmelie: that looks fast!
🔗 14:24Lysander_salamander: I feel there's a sort of disconnect going on -- they try to make realistic snow, but then respawn hovering a few feet above so you instantly sink into the snow from gravity
🔗 14:25 anclag: they’re in that cabin, you can probably shout it to them
🔗 14:25shushu2539: call Mr. Plow
🔗 14:26 iris_of_ether: High pass lets you hear the high pitch and removes the lows
🔗 14:26 TheAwkes: The kind of broad-spectrum noise that sounds loud at any volume.
🔗 14:26 wedge_x: you can't make the engine quieter, my immersions
🔗 14:27 Wizzo1138: Nothing can possibly go wrong now
🔗 14:27EvilBadman: big "I set you in the playpen again" energy
🔗 14:27 SnackPak_: good bye
🔗 14:27thedevil_risen1: o7
🔗 14:27 NorthstarTex: ya boi bailed on you
🔗 14:27 TehAmelie: i like how the camera leaves you behind when you fall
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🔗 14:28 TehAmelie: what i hear is Guts and Glory should have a snowmobile character
🔗 14:28EvilBadman: Sounds like you want to play guts and Glory
🔗 14:28EvilBadman: @TehAmelie same hat
🔗 14:28 TehAmelie: jeez the road has no friction at all
🔗 14:28 TheAwkes: WOT or riot!
🔗 14:29 TheAwkes: Generally a centrifugal clutch on these.
🔗 14:30 iris_of_ether:
🔗 14:30 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gant Gant?
🔗 14:30 BrowneePointz: Oh yes, the region of get very drunk and do stupid shit
🔗 14:30 BrowneePointz: I too, grew up in a similar region
🔗 14:30dm818: there were always a few major accidents each winter due to snowmobiles.
🔗 14:30 SymphonySolstice: a proud tradition of getting mangled by 5000 pounds of steel
🔗 14:30 Nigouki: alcohol and octane, exactly the dopamine sources we've evolved for
🔗 14:31 TehAmelie: i grew up in a similar village. but i had comic books
🔗 14:31 TheAwkes: It's a global region.
🔗 14:31 Nigouki: flawless
🔗 14:31thedevil_risen1: Oof snowmobile had revenge
🔗 14:31Lysander_salamander: got run over with your own sled. Priceless
🔗 14:31 TehAmelie: hey do you think it's possible to do a full front flip?
🔗 14:31 Nigouki: it's like that jet that got shot down by it's own cannon ammo
🔗 14:32 corefluxx: That was like the jet fighter that was so fast it shot itself down
🔗 14:32 SnackPak_: that was a good thud
🔗 14:32 iris_of_ether:
Like I know I've said on camera that growing up and not drinking was rebelling
🔗 14:32 wedge_x: you bailed out before hitting the tree, progress
🔗 14:32Lysander_salamander: oof
🔗 14:32 TheAwkes: Coriander "Find the Limits" Dickinson
🔗 14:32 Nigouki: we jsut disappeared into snow and the doo kept rolling
🔗 14:32 NorthstarTex: the snowbank stole your body
🔗 14:32 SymphonySolstice: my headcanon is that this is just outside of calgary
🔗 14:33 TehAmelie: so much like Guts and Glory where you get to watch your 4-wheeler roll around with your lower body still sitting in it
🔗 14:33 Driosenth: I'm surprised you're even sticking to the trail
🔗 14:33Lysander_salamander: the ragdolls are nice in this game
🔗 14:33 SkylerRingtail: So is the game just an open world sandbox? No objectives, time trials, nada?
🔗 14:33 BrowneePointz: So Cori we are talking like Bonfire Country where by bonfires everyone making a big ass sketchily made fire in someone’s field with absolutely zero fire safety tools while everyone gets real drunk right?
🔗 14:33 TehAmelie: the snow took us
🔗 14:33 BrowneePointz: where by bonfires I mean*
🔗 14:33thedevil_risen1: Hahahahaha
🔗 14:33Lysander_salamander:
🔗 14:33 SymphonySolstice:
🔗 14:33 TheAwkes: Hitting a snow bank like that is like dropping a tennis ball on top of a basketball.
🔗 14:34dm818: 100kph to 0 in 0.25 seconds is healthy right?
🔗 14:34Lysander_salamander: would be funny if they left your bodies for you to find
🔗 14:34 jessicaengle: Hi Chat. Cool game.
🔗 14:34 wedge_x: like going to the graveyard in My Summer Car
🔗 14:34 MrSarkhan: if you pave this mountain in bodies will it be easier or harder to drive on?
🔗 14:34thedevil_risen1: Snowmobile rescue sim
🔗 14:34 TehAmelie: would have been faster to hit the tree and die eh
🔗 14:34 niccus: needs the tf2 killcam where it points out your organ diaspora
🔗 14:34Lysander_salamander: oh, like a side mission for this. Retrieve your corpse from a previous attempt
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🔗 14:34 Going_Medium: It's bluffing. it'll move
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🔗 14:34DoodlestheGreat: So this is the Sonny Bono Memorial Sled race?
🔗 14:35 jessicaengle: Wisdom is the better part of valor.
🔗 14:35 jessicaengle:
🔗 14:35Bruceski: I've done that on skis. Getting treed like that is a b*ch and a half to untangle from.
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🔗 14:35 jessicaengle:
@TehAmelie holy moly 
🔗 14:36 jessicaengle: Mood
🔗 14:36 TehAmelie: such a normal thing to say about videogames. . .
🔗 14:37 TehAmelie: "i'm just gonna die to get out of this cockup faster"
🔗 14:38 TehAmelie: maybe it's good we don't have extra lives
🔗 14:40 TehAmelie: hi, it's you again!
🔗 14:41 iris_of_ether: 100% someone's ski from the 80s
🔗 14:41 SymphonySolstice: so wee
🔗 14:41 BrowneePointz: yuhana means Family. family means nobody is left behind
🔗 14:42Lysander_salamander: will the trucks explode if you run into them?
🔗 14:42 LordZarano: @SkylerRingtail Steam page seems to indicate that the mountain top is the goal "Are you skilled enough to reach the peak first?" "Manoeuvre the big open terrain, plow through tons of fresh snow, conquer the mountains, and reach the peak faster than your friends!"
🔗 14:42 SkylerRingtail: Can you respawn on the truck bed?
🔗 14:42 TehAmelie: ah, uphill, the most difficult direction
🔗 14:43 Going_Medium: Did they put racing slicks on your snowmobile?
🔗 14:43 TehAmelie: i figure this half meter of powder snow is pretty hard to get a grip on
🔗 14:44 GhostValv:
🔗 14:44 NorthstarTex:
🔗 14:45dm818: going to go and get some hot cocoa
🔗 14:45kssstreamer55: can you shout out my son bowen, he has lukimia
🔗 14:45 GhostValv: hitting the snow so hard you Moby out
🔗 14:45 goombalax: I hate the aristocracy?
🔗 14:46 iris_of_ether: CAM
🔗 14:46 TehAmelie: this game makes me want hot chocolate and i never want hot drinks
🔗 14:46Lysander_salamander: about wanting to punch henry kissinger to death?
🔗 14:46 Foxmar320: Words to live by
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🔗 14:46 wedge_x: it's not the snowmobile that kills you, it's the sudden stop seemingly at random
🔗 14:46 SymphonySolstice: there goes your neck
🔗 14:47Lysander_salamander: sound designers do seem to be having fun, when I see behind-the-scenes stuff
🔗 14:47 Foxmar320: I forgot about that gun
🔗 14:47 Brozard: I'd love to learn how they did
🔗 14:47 Brozard: vvrryBRAWMN
🔗 14:47 BrowneePointz: which gun?
🔗 14:47 Brozard: @BrowneePointz Lorentz Driver
🔗 14:48 TehAmelie: i wonder if a jet ski could work in this soft snow?
🔗 14:48 BrowneePointz: So I think they at least partially used a hit steel cable foley like Star Wars does for blasters Cam
🔗 14:49Lysander_salamander: hoping that if you ski long enough without a reset, a yeti will chase you
🔗 14:49 BrowneePointz: at least from what I remember that sci fi rippling "wud wud wud" was from foley artists hitting a length of steel cable
🔗 14:49 BusTed: treee....e
🔗 14:49 wedge_x: I can never be mad when I get headshot with a Lorentz. "Oh, *I* made the noise! Yay!"
🔗 14:49 NorthstarTex: wut
🔗 14:49 BrowneePointz: Shout out to Foley artists. They are freakin geniuses
🔗 14:49 TehAmelie: biiirch!
🔗 14:49 GhostValv: tr...e
🔗 14:49 Brozard: "That one came from this recording of a laser-etching printer that prints by engraving metal, and they make this chattering laser noise. I processed sounds derived from that a long time ago, to create a whole library.” And two years ago, I had a modular system with a bunch of synthesizers, and I bumped into these accidental robotic chatters. I chopped both of these things up and made little syllables rearranging things. The sound kind of just made itself."
🔗 14:50 BusTed:
🔗 14:50 BrowneePointz: oh Sick Brozard
🔗 14:50 wedge_x: @Brozard that's the droid chirping noise it makes at you
🔗 14:50Lysander_salamander: or it's a Sketchers store
🔗 14:50kingandcommoner: Just got here. Is there a goal they're aiming for?
🔗 14:50NoxStryx: This map reminds me of the map from FUEL
🔗 14:50 TehAmelie: the top of the mountain, loosely
🔗 14:50 TehAmelie: or i guess we're sightseeing
🔗 14:51 Brozard: @wedge_x Ah, good point
🔗 14:51Lysander_salamander: that's rather cool
🔗 14:53 BrowneePointz: Gotta be honest. as irritated as Bungie has made me the last year. They have me intrigued by the next two expansions.
🔗 14:53 BrowneePointz: want to see how a "star wars" inspired Space Western differs from the vibes of De1 tbh
🔗 14:54 Foxmar320: @Brozard It's been so long id forgotten what it sounded like. Wild!
🔗 14:55thedevil_risen1: Man this makes me think snowmobiles are very hard to use compared to atv's
🔗 14:55 BrowneePointz: irl Snowmobiles aren't THAT much harder to use. they ARE way heavier
🔗 14:55 Foxmar320: Cam at some point it just shows the infinity symbol
🔗 14:55 BrowneePointz: but the way they're made they kinda just haul ass and continue to haul ass on their own without too much input from you
🔗 14:55kingandcommoner: If only there wasn't that pesky rider, you would have managed the backflip
🔗 14:55Kentosaurus: do a barrel roll
🔗 14:55 KaleidoscopeMind: "body unrecoverable"
🔗 14:56 Foxmar320: Unrecoverable because it's in a hundread pieces
🔗 14:56 SymphonySolstice: dead
🔗 14:56 CaptainSpam: "Incomplete body recoverable"
🔗 14:56kingandcommoner: snake?
🔗 14:56Lysander_salamander: this is quite entertaining
🔗 14:57 Foxmar320: ouch my balls!
🔗 14:57 empyreon: pelvis to dust
🔗 14:57 GhostValv: WASTED
🔗 14:57 BusTed:
🔗 14:57thedevil_risen1: Oh my
🔗 14:57 SnackPak_: made a lil snow angel
🔗 14:57Lysander_salamander: shattered
🔗 14:57 BrowneePointz: Have you ever recoiled so hard you puckered into a pinpoint of light? cuz that hit may have just made me see beyond Time
🔗 14:57 GasCityGaming: how did you fracture your pelvis?
🔗 14:57 SkylerRingtail: I don't think that man is having children
🔗 14:57 wedge_x: you died
🔗 14:57 NorthstarTex: his pelvis exited existence
🔗 14:57 RatherLargeToad: us Ian sound .wav
🔗 14:57Lysander_salamander: no spine left
🔗 14:57 RatherLargeToad: cue
🔗 14:57 Brozard: An upshot of that is definitely an album cover
🔗 14:57 vinewood_og: Very demure. Very paralyzed.
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🔗 14:58Lysander_salamander: someone's going to find your frozen mummified body and copy your tattoos
🔗 14:59Unas84: they died like they lived, taurine it up
🔗 14:59 SymphonySolstice: the ice man of kannanaskis
🔗 14:59 wedge_x: just a real SL-1 reactor accident
🔗 14:59 SymphonySolstice: free gravestone
🔗 14:59Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
🔗 15:00 Angnor33: The Skibbidy-IceMan subsisted on a diet of rehydrated protein powders and stimulants...
🔗 15:00Lysander_salamander: I think when I die I want someone to toss me into a bog
🔗 15:00 TehAmelie: if we're Finnish, i think it'll have been mostly lard, sausage and vodka
🔗 15:00 TehAmelie: carbs to keep you warm, and, yeah
🔗 15:00Lysander_salamander: really confuse the future archeologists
🔗 15:01WarCorrespondent: its like trying to sled through icing sugar
🔗 15:02 Going_Medium: What about wind drag?
🔗 15:02 SkylerRingtail: Is anyone able to comment on how (un)realistic the physics are here?
🔗 15:04 CaptainSpam: "It looks like your femurs are now femur paste! Would you like help with snowmobiling?"
🔗 15:04 Laserbeaks_Fury: going slightly uphill
🔗 15:06 TehAmelie: obviously the ancestral environment our instincts developed for didn't have enough snowmobiles
🔗 15:06 Laserbeaks_Fury: Whats the point of drawing a penis in the snow if no one's there to enjoy it
🔗 15:07 LordZarano: Never played that flash game where you have to get over obstacles on a motorbike I guess
🔗 15:08 TehAmelie: Elastomania? i think that's required in school
🔗 15:09 niccus: elastomania.
🔗 15:09 SnackPak_: elastomania had the apples to collect
🔗 15:09 BrowneePointz: Star Wars Battlefront mostly put the troops in the correct gear for Hoth/Starkiller levels
🔗 15:09 BrowneePointz: Mostly being the operative word there
🔗 15:10 niccus: have you seen modern elastomania speedruns? that community is *still going* and is beyond human now
🔗 15:10 TehAmelie: it's freeware by the way :3
🔗 15:11 Laserbeaks_Fury: Scooty Puff Jr.
🔗 15:12KeytarCat: Why are the sticks labeled....wrong?
🔗 15:13A_Green_Squirrel: Have y'all ever played Frost punk? Cold game
🔗 15:14 Laserbeaks_Fury: Anyone play that og XBOX The Thing?
🔗 15:14Lysander_salamander: terra nil?
🔗 15:14 wedge_x: Terra Nil?
🔗 15:14 Juliamon: Terra Nil
🔗 15:14KeytarCat: terra nil
🔗 15:14 PMAvers: Terra Nil?
🔗 15:14 ArdCollider: that game pairs amazingly with Annalee Newitz's "The Terraformers."
🔗 15:14thedevil_risen1: Thicc air
🔗 15:14 TehAmelie: the endgame where it gets below -100°C captures deadly cold well in how you largely stop doing anything and pule everybody together around the furnace to live
🔗 15:15 TehAmelie: pile. hehe, accidental norse swear
🔗 15:15snowewolf: Frost punk 2 is out
🔗 15:15thedevil_risen1: It's out. More of a city manager than a people thing
🔗 15:15 SnackPak_: please share with the class
🔗 15:16 TehAmelie: it's theorized to be the origin of fuck
🔗 15:16 RatherLargeToad:
That’s a dilemma? 
🔗 15:16PaperDoopliss: It's well-known that children yearn for the mines
🔗 15:16 Laserbeaks_Fury: Did he name his city Omelas?
🔗 15:17 raulghoulia: @Laserbeaks_Fury +1
🔗 15:17snowewolf: as a welsh man, the kids do in fact belong in the mines
🔗 15:17 ArdCollider: I remember the time Serge turned his Stellaris empire over to the genocidal super-psychic because he figured it would know better than he did how to run things.
🔗 15:17 Nigouki: look, "ethics" is not something you can optimize for in a spreadsheet
🔗 15:17 SkylerRingtail: Could probably find that freeware game you mentioned online somewhere. Internet Archive maybe.
🔗 15:17Lysander_salamander: Kind of like how drug addiction is like in Disco Elysium. Like, you just equip the drugs and everything is easier.
🔗 15:17JudgeShred86: Hello people
🔗 15:18 BrowneePointz: Disco Elysium is also saying something about Harry with it lol
🔗 15:18 PMAvers: Gotta solve the case, no matter the cost.
🔗 15:18 iris_of_ether: I need to get back to that game
🔗 15:19 TehAmelie: bad news, fascism is the ideology that makes you do drugs better. gives bonuses to alcohol especially
🔗 15:19shushu2539:
some people ( 
) disable their ethics and moral values while playing
🔗 15:19 BrowneePointz: Yes
🔗 15:19 BrowneePointz: in a game
🔗 15:19 RatherLargeToad: are they in a jar?
🔗 15:19 PMAvers: Do they have loot?
🔗 15:19 Juliamon: Adam explicitly does things in games that he wouldn't do IRL
🔗 15:20 wedge_x: is it funny?
🔗 15:20 ButButTheJesus: he randomly bans a chatter for 10 mins in Let's Nope
🔗 15:20snowewolf: Bioshock little sisters
🔗 15:20 Juliamon: Pseudorandomly
🔗 15:20 iris_of_ether: If you encounter Buddha in the jar...
🔗 15:20 TehAmelie: if you assume that whoever jailed them had a good reason, and assume they can't do it again. . .
🔗 15:21 BrowneePointz: and you'll either let them out and they'll show you why, or the person who put them in there will now be really mad at you
🔗 15:21 Laserbeaks_Fury: "If you don't juice this Little Sister *now*, you'll get extra treats later"
🔗 15:21 BrowneePointz: ye olde Bioware "Paragon/ Renegade" options
🔗 15:21Lysander_salamander: hahaha
🔗 15:21 Laserbeaks_Fury: Even BiWare moved past that
🔗 15:21 Nigouki: game is too clumsy to be about things!
🔗 15:21 BrowneePointz: Reminder....they still have a Star Wars game coming...
🔗 15:21 BrowneePointz: *deep sigh*
🔗 15:21 SquareDotCube: Empire/Stormcloak civil war in Skyrim
🔗 15:22 SquareDotCube: Doesn't matter what happens, the Thalmor get what they want
🔗 15:22 ContingentCat: Ah good I got here in time for the slavery ascetics
🔗 15:22 TheMerricat:
I thought the whole point of Detroit Become Human was exploring what if the replicants in blade runner were sympathetic? 
🔗 15:23 TehAmelie: remember, it's David Cage's idea of how Blade Runner could have been if the robots were sympathetic
🔗 15:23 BrowneePointz: David Cage read Asimov once and thought he could hang
🔗 15:23snowewolf: do robots get human rights if they achieve true intelligence ?
🔗 15:23 Nigouki: it's like the polar opposite of most resilient sci-fi stories. Instead of using sci-fi to comment on the real world issues it uses real world issues to attempt to comment on sci-fi
🔗 15:23 dumbo3k: doesn’t robot literally translate to slave or something?
🔗 15:23 RatherLargeToad: I’m not looking forward to the “AI should have rights” arguments that will pop up in the near future
🔗 15:23 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think the real question is, can we keep calling them "human" rights
🔗 15:23 TheMerricat:
Get out of my head.
🔗 15:24 ContingentCat: @RatherLargeToad it's been happening for a while in Ethics course classrooms
🔗 15:24 iris_of_ether: There's that Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic about old physicists
🔗 15:25snowewolf: fun fact Mexico was 1st country to end slavery
🔗 15:25 RatherLargeToad: @contingentcat once it makes it into pop culture discourse it will get old fast
🔗 15:26Lysander_salamander: oops
🔗 15:26 RatherLargeToad:
Turns out people have sucked throughout history
🔗 15:26 Laserbeaks_Fury: I still love the big twist in Detroit was "You know this human child you've been caring for the whole game. Well, she's always been an android. Does that change how you feel now?" and I'm like no, you psychopathic game
🔗 15:27 ButButTheJesus: anyway I spilled Mtn Dew all over my tacos
🔗 15:27 RatherLargeToad: coming soon to Taco Bell
🔗 15:27 Juliamon: human bodies are both incredibly resilient and impossibly fragile
🔗 15:27 TehAmelie: oh, it didn't even register that's why the kid was a secret android
🔗 15:27 ButButTheJesus: regular soft tacos, now they have a hint of lemon lime
🔗 15:27 Nigouki: having a motor directly between your legs is rather risky. at least build a cage for yourself and put the motor outside of it
🔗 15:27 wedge_x: baja blasted
🔗 15:27 SquareDotCube: Taco Justice?
🔗 15:27 BrowneePointz: Taco Bell is bringing back a remix of their Burrito that has Flaming Hot Fritos in it and I'm excited
🔗 15:27Lysander_salamander: are there already moutnain-dew-flavored chips, or do I have to make my own?
🔗 15:27 BrowneePointz: West/Tex-Mex
🔗 15:27 couchboyj: Tex-Mex
🔗 15:28 ButButTheJesus: sounds likea good time
🔗 15:28 ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
🔗 15:28 NapalmSideburns: a cleansing meal
🔗 15:28 SquareDotCube: It's like Americanized Chinese
🔗 15:28 wedge_x: bring back the Mexi-Melt you cowards
🔗 15:28 iris_of_ether: I have taken crunchy tacos home and made my own double Decker tacos with allergy friendly wraps because I'm a goblin
🔗 15:28KWardJenx: Cam just described my Platonic ideal of an evening.
🔗 15:28 Juliamon: mm greasy protein
🔗 15:28 SquareDotCube: A quesadilla
🔗 15:28snowewolf: ah yes the comfort goo - get the cheese and beans
🔗 15:29 BrowneePointz: Oh Cam did you see Thunderbolts?
🔗 15:29 SkylerRingtail: Very much an unrelated tangent, but for a future Talking Sim: would really like to hear Cam expound on his previously-mentioned (a while ago) thesis of "cozy games are fascist." Been on my mind of late.
🔗 15:29Lysander_salamander: hmmm, I should try to see if I can create a beetle-shaped taco
🔗 15:29 Laserbeaks_Fury: I maintain Crunchy + Soft is the superior casing, but chalupa is very close behind that
🔗 15:30Lysander_salamander: there's an unfortunate overlap of "traditionalist" rhetoric
🔗 15:30 Juliamon: It wasn't a fully-developed thesis, but rather a talking point for other people
🔗 15:30Reecer6: retvrn etc.
🔗 15:30 ContingentCat: there's a very real pipeline from crunchy granola to far alt-right
🔗 15:30 TehAmelie: maybe if we got the fascists hooked on Stardew Valley instead of invading Poland
🔗 15:30thedevil_risen1: Factory must grow!
🔗 15:30Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
🔗 15:30 iris_of_ether: Oh no
🔗 15:30 SquareDotCube: "don't worry your pretty little head, just do the work"
🔗 15:31 ButButTheJesus: we won't have to hunt anymore! all the food stays here!
🔗 15:31 NapalmSideburns: What's with these E coli?
🔗 15:31Lysander_salamander: post-holer
🔗 15:31 RatherLargeToad: lewd
🔗 15:31 BrowneePointz: between Andor and Thunderbolts I've been having a good media time. One detailing fascism in detail, and one being a way more poignant look at mental health and goverment shenanigans than I expected from Marvel
🔗 15:31 SquareDotCube: The soul triangle
🔗 15:31Jensling:
"How hard can farming be? Let's plant Corn in Russia" 
🔗 15:31 SquareDotCube: Soil
🔗 15:31Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
🔗 15:31 Nigouki: Archimedes screw is woke! It's just a coiled ramp and adding ramps everywhere is what the woke do!
🔗 15:31 BusTed: Don't put salt in your eye
🔗 15:31 RatherLargeToad: I’ve used a post hole digger more than I’d care to in my life already
🔗 15:31 SquareDotCube: Acidity?
🔗 15:32 SkylerRingtail: Ah, okay. Thank you for elaborating. Been doing some research into fascism and totalitarianism lately for No Apparent Reason, and I can see what you're getting at.
🔗 15:32Unas84: what's the groundwater level and how do we make it go up or down?
🔗 15:32 BrowneePointz: a post driver
🔗 15:32 RatherLargeToad: It was trail markers, so like a really long dense
🔗 15:32 RatherLargeToad: fence
🔗 15:32snowewolf: we kicked all the farmers out of our nation cos they where the Wrong (insert thing here), we gave the farms to the people, what do you mean their is a food shortage
🔗 15:32 SquareDotCube: CLANG
🔗 15:32Lysander_salamander: Yeah, I've seen "The Yearling"
🔗 15:32 BrowneePointz: I have!
🔗 15:32 SymphonySolstice: Moose disregards fence
🔗 15:32 BrowneePointz: luckily I'm loud and big
🔗 15:32 ContingentCat: You need a dome to keep out cats
🔗 15:32 BrowneePointz: and big kitty fucked off
🔗 15:33 Nigouki: but...friend shaped D:
🔗 15:33 NapalmSideburns: Pet the big kitty!
🔗 15:33KeytarCat: am big kitty
🔗 15:33Unas84: big kitty: "ooh, I get to show jump before my meal!"
🔗 15:33 NapalmSideburns: @KeytarCat *pets*
🔗 15:33Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
🔗 15:33 OldUncleDan: Who in the effing hell would declaw a Lynx???
🔗 15:33 BrowneePointz: Hey now Caracals Bobcats and Ocelots take offense to that
🔗 15:33 LordZarano: In the genre of small ridable vehicles with powerful engines that you could easily die on, paramotors are what I've been obsessed with watching on YT recently. They seem fun
🔗 15:33shushu2539: !findquote kitty
🔗 15:33 BrowneePointz: they are little big guys
🔗 15:33KeytarCat: Carceral cat
🔗 15:33 ContingentCat: what a way to go though
🔗 15:33 kdefinition: I followed a lynx kitten down a trail one day.
🔗 15:33 SquareDotCube: Yaoi cat
🔗 15:33 Omthebox: Mt. Lion, where is that
🔗 15:33 RatherLargeToad: püma
🔗 15:34 BrowneePointz: I know some Furries who pay good money for that at Conventions
🔗 15:34 kdefinition: Also, UPS Lynx deciding they had had it.
🔗 15:34 iris_of_ether: Lynxes scream like children too
🔗 15:34Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
🔗 15:34 NapalmSideburns: "Hey Lynx, you smell like teenagers!"
🔗 15:34 ContingentCat: I don't know what you said, but I agree with the Lynx
🔗 15:34 SquareDotCube: "your handheld sucks"
🔗 15:34 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
🔗 15:34Lysander_salamander: mcdonalds!
🔗 15:34 wedge_x: I had a conversation with a bobcat once. it ended amicably.
🔗 15:34GirlPainting: goth evening
🔗 15:34 ButButTheJesus: they've never been fed ever!
🔗 15:34 BrowneePointz: yea. Lynxes vocalize like screaming kids. Female Mountain Lions vocalize like murdered women
🔗 15:34DarthRagnar815: "Your healing isn't really cutting it."
🔗 15:34 BrowneePointz: and no I'm not joking
🔗 15:35 ContingentCat: @iris_of_ether oh god they do the same thing my cat does when he's demanding more food because he can see the bottom of his bow
🔗 15:35 OldUncleDan: Lynx aren't that big down here. I still maintain they could be tamed (but shouldn't.)
🔗 15:35 iris_of_ether:
🔗 15:35 JKBalch: I'm imagining a Lynx pawing at Bluey on the TV like my orange housecat
🔗 15:35 SquareDotCube: Their friends have Nintendo
🔗 15:35 ButButTheJesus: its a tarp!
🔗 15:35 BrowneePointz: welp thanks for making me remember Annihilation Cam
🔗 15:35Lysander_salamander: was the movie good?
🔗 15:35 OldUncleDan: Minnesota joke. The Lynx down here are real good at playing basketball as well!
🔗 15:36Lysander_salamander: oh
🔗 15:36 BrowneePointz: I was thinking about the Bear Scene in the Movie
🔗 15:36KeytarCat: I should reread it. and maybe watch the film
🔗 15:36 BrowneePointz: but yea the book is real good
🔗 15:36snowewolf: hhmm Dry aged human
🔗 15:36 TehAmelie: now i'm thinking about book 4 waiting on my drawer when i haven't even finished book 3 once :x
🔗 15:36 SquareDotCube: Better than dying but not dying to a bear in Revenant
🔗 15:37Lysander_salamander: ah
🔗 15:37snowewolf: the Bear form Annulation haunts my dream
🔗 15:37GirlPainting: Exterminate!
🔗 15:37thedevil_risen1: Reading the book explains the book
🔗 15:37Lysander_salamander:
🔗 15:38 BrowneePointz: Look, we can at LEAST give the film credit for the bear scene
🔗 15:38 ContingentCat: I should really read that book
🔗 15:38 BrowneePointz: it was well done
🔗 15:38GirlPainting: now i am confused
🔗 15:38 BrowneePointz: the bear scene*
🔗 15:38Lysander_salamander: so deep
🔗 15:38 ButButTheJesus: and lady becomes pretty flowers
🔗 15:38 TehAmelie: it does a different thing than the book, but that's fine, the book already did it
🔗 15:38 SquareDotCube: Oh right, I wonder if there's talk about checking out Forever Winter.
🔗 15:39 OldUncleDan: Heck, one of the subthemes of "Fruits Basket" is about dealing and accepting loss.
🔗 15:39KeytarCat: Go get you a library card!
🔗 15:39 ContingentCat: huh
🔗 15:39snowewolf: its a film about a scary bear everything else is just vary nice to look at most of the time
🔗 15:39 Nigouki: "huh, where'd this sugar coma come from?"
🔗 15:39 ContingentCat: yeah library time in a bit
🔗 15:40 SquareDotCube: And a baguette
🔗 15:40 ButButTheJesus: see if your library has tacos as well
🔗 15:40 SkylerRingtail: Oh, I don't need to pick up any more existential crises. I'm already overstocked.
🔗 15:40JudgeShred86: Hey cam
🔗 15:40GirlPainting: Last time i had a Library card was about 1995
🔗 15:40 Nigouki: @ButButTheJesus brb about to return a dozen tacos to the library returns slot
🔗 15:40noSmokeFire: instructions unclear, what do I do with these existential tacos
🔗 15:40 OldUncleDan: The Novels I like have pictures in them.
🔗 15:41 ButButTheJesus: @Nigouki those poor librarians
🔗 15:41GirlPainting: I Don´t know any Tarkowsky films
🔗 15:41Lysander_salamander: Maybe have a book club stream
🔗 15:41 BrowneePointz: Are you 2 gonna check out Expedition 33?
🔗 15:41 ArdCollider: (he's fishing around in his Discord logs)
🔗 15:41 SquareDotCube: Forever Winter maybe?
🔗 15:41 wedge_x: The Invincible
🔗 15:41 gualdhar: never heard of Tarkovsky, maybe Alex would know
🔗 15:41 SkylerRingtail: Now's a great time to support your local libraries - donate, volunteer, or even just sign up for a library card! Make number go up for the bean counters.
🔗 15:41 ButButTheJesus: what's a Takowsky film like?
🔗 15:41GirlPainting: Frostpunk 2
🔗 15:41 RatherLargeToad: @squaredotcube The MN story?
🔗 15:42 FlyboyZeb: Was Indika ever finished?
🔗 15:42 JKBalch: Could you finish the Roottrees are Dead on stream?
🔗 15:42 niccus: i think there's a few i can double check and if anything fits i'll park it in your discord thread
🔗 15:42GirlPainting: Dark Souls
🔗 15:42 ButButTheJesus: did he do STALKER?
🔗 15:42 BrowneePointz: he did Solaris
🔗 15:42 GasCityGaming: huge systems? Path of Exile....
🔗 15:42 gualdhar: yeah Alex did STALKER
🔗 15:42GirlPainting: anything Warhammer
🔗 15:42 wedge_x: Invincible specifically a Stanisław Lem joint, but same-ish as
🔗 15:42 SquareDotCube: I think there is a new Pathologic
🔗 15:42 BrowneePointz: if you haven't seen Solaris. Watch Solaris
🔗 15:42 TehAmelie: Night in the Woods could be good to revisit
🔗 15:42 OldUncleDan: Kinda like Ingmar Bergman?
🔗 15:42 BrowneePointz: if you like movies, you NEED to see Solaris at least once
🔗 15:42 ButButTheJesus: I still gotta see Solaris
🔗 15:42 Neddy471: No! That's a trap.
🔗 15:42 Laserbeaks_Fury: no
🔗 15:43 Neddy471: Pathologic 2 can be appreciated without 1.
🔗 15:43 BrowneePointz: 72
🔗 15:43 Gekyouryuu: doesn't Pathologic 2 just recreate 1 in it, too?
🔗 15:43 ButButTheJesus: ooh, what's it called that Let's Nope makes fun of...
🔗 15:43Unas84:
soooo, basically any stream where you play a game you're already mimicking a Tarkovsky movie? 
🔗 15:43 ButButTheJesus: Signalis
🔗 15:43 ButButTheJesus: I liked Signalis, gave me feels like Stalker
🔗 15:43 wedge_x: I want a Stalker game that's actually Roadside Picnic and not radiation monsters
🔗 15:43 ArdCollider: if Tarkovsky had had access to music clearances for ICP...
🔗 15:43 SkylerRingtail: Melancholic, social atomization and superfluousness...Hmm. For some reason "Always Sometimes Monsters" comes to mind. Been a long time though. Not a 'great' game, but was interesting at the time.
🔗 15:44 Neddy471: Ahhh, my apologies: You have the same sort of brain worms I do.
🔗 15:44Lysander_salamander: hahaha
🔗 15:44snowewolf: have you played Prey ? 2017 version
🔗 15:44Lysander_salamander: ;D
🔗 15:44 BrowneePointz: oooo the Prey reboot is a good one
🔗 15:45GirlPainting: Apom....the most hated charackter of all time
🔗 15:45KeytarCat: Gloo gun
🔗 15:45 GasCityGaming: anyone play Dredge?
🔗 15:45 BrowneePointz: I'd say South of Midnight for how it does narrative and music as a narrative device but Ben's got that on PiF
🔗 15:45 Gekyouryuu: I knew that much. I saw Hbomberguy's video on Pathologic
🔗 15:45 Gekyouryuu: he mentions "don't play it, play 2, it does it again but better"
🔗 15:45snowewolf: there is also The Surge and the Surge 2 (Souls like SIFI)
🔗 15:46 SymphonySolstice: Have you guys played Chants of Senaar? that would be fun to see you do if not
🔗 15:46 GasCityGaming: South of Midnight was amazing and the sound design deserves all the awards
🔗 15:46noSmokeFire: imagine if LRR had like four parallel playthroughs of e33
🔗 15:46 SymphonySolstice: nods
🔗 15:46 SkylerRingtail: Unrelated to the Tarkovsky theme, but I forget: Did Talking Sim ever play a game in the To the Moon franchise?
🔗 15:46 RatherLargeToad: The rhythm elements are essential, so it’s basically a rhythm game
🔗 15:46GirlPainting: Have you ever played Mad Games Tychoon 2 ?
🔗 15:46 Laserbeaks_Fury: Has Tunic been on TS?
🔗 15:46Unas84: have you played Keep Driving?
🔗 15:47 Laserbeaks_Fury: I just finished Atomfall and enjoyed it
🔗 15:47 GasCityGaming: Depersonalization looks neat, matbe?
🔗 15:47GirlPainting: How about "The Surge 1 and 2"
🔗 15:47Unas84:
though you might argue that's a 'cozy game' ... so maybe strike that :X
🔗 15:48thedevil_risen1: Thanks Cori and Cam
🔗 15:48KWardJenx: Thank you so much. Love this stream.
🔗 15:48 iris_of_ether:
🔗 15:48 SquareDotCube: You know, most of the suggestions are new or recent games, what about old games?
🔗 15:49MWGNZ: ive got the 20th anniversary duke, it's great
🔗 15:49 SquareDotCube: Yes, "out" and not "broken from use"
🔗 15:49 ButButTheJesus: BIG GAMING
🔗 15:49 gualdhar: I think Alex threatened James with a shiv to get those controllers
🔗 15:49noSmokeFire: oh, not like a landed noble
🔗 15:49 ButButTheJesus: PLAY BEEG
🔗 15:49 SkylerRingtail: Does Talking Sim have a game suggestions inbox a la Watch+Play?
🔗 15:49 GapFiller:
what yr saying Cam is you were one of those people who wanted a live grizzly for a controller
🔗 15:51 niccus: oh right, Void Stranger
🔗 15:51 ContingentCat: eyes emoji indeed
🔗 15:51 SymphonySolstice: 🔍👀
🔗 15:51Lysander_salamander:
🔗 15:52 niccus: that's the power of outsourcing!
🔗 15:52KWardJenx: On Paper Fight, Talking Sim becomes Talking Slam!
🔗 15:52 SymphonySolstice: jkbx
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: In the box is: the hairiest gherkin
🔗 15:52 ContingentCat: !advice
🔗 15:52 LRRbot: Don't lie, imply!
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🔗 15:53 SymphonySolstice: nobits
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🔗 15:53 SkylerRingtail: Cheers!
🔗 15:54 ContingentCat: !next
🔗 15:54 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
🔗 16:51The_Timo: I'm Excited, been waiting for this all week. Need the spooky gents
🔗 16:59 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up nopers
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
🔗 17:00 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm building for the Arena midweek challenge and it is interesting
🔗 17:00 Thefluffiestguineapig: GapFiller with the skillz!!
🔗 17:00 LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (48s ago).
🔗 17:01 3schr: Did someone say Genetalia?!
🔗 17:01 GasCityGaming: Less implied and more.....?
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🔗 17:02 betweenmyself:
zero implied clown genitals!?! NOOOOOES! 
🔗 17:02patrick_stonecrusher: [straw sounds intensify]
🔗 17:02 saucemaster5000: who up in here talking crotch?
🔗 17:02dippedfeathers: You can have a little implied clown genitals. As a treat.
🔗 17:03 betweenmyself:
@dippedfeathers YAAAAYS!
🔗 17:04 Mr_Horrible: I don't think it was really "implied" vs "explicitly discussed"
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🔗 17:04 Mr_Horrible: Let's Nope is many things, but coy is not one of them
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🔗 17:05 GasCityGaming: What letter is going today?
🔗 17:05 Mr_Horrible: my money's on F
🔗 17:05 therepoman__: Hello nopers
🔗 17:05 Mr_Horrible: heyya repo
🔗 17:05 raulghoulia: I'm betting T
🔗 17:05 saucemaster5000: hewwo
🔗 17:06dippedfeathers: Maybe a nice L
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🔗 17:06 Mr_Horrible:
holding the L like 
🔗 17:06 lamina5432: evening
🔗 17:06 hatboozeparty:
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🔗 17:06 NotCainNorAbel:
🔗 17:06 SnackPak_: you child
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🔗 17:06 saucemaster5000: put him in the ghostbuster trap
🔗 17:06 ButButTheJesus:
not our boy! 
🔗 17:06 BusTed:
🔗 17:06 LostThePirate:
🔗 17:06 mrjujubeans: he’s da best
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🔗 17:06 Nigouki: you can't melee a ghost
🔗 17:06 lamina5432: preach
🔗 17:06Vonbane: get a job
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🔗 17:07 xantos69: Ook Ook! So happy these streamers are here to tell me how to respond.
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🔗 17:07 YawnLance:
🔗 17:07 NotCainNorAbel:
🔗 17:07dippedfeathers: Lt. Spoopifer
🔗 17:07 kragmabutch: love the color coordination today
🔗 17:07Mai_Andra: Mounties
🔗 17:07 SquareDotCube: he can jump on the grenades
🔗 17:07 Mr_Horrible: Chair Force Chair Force Chair Force
🔗 17:07 neisan2112: Projection
🔗 17:07 raulghoulia: he could get shot
🔗 17:07Vonbane: he could do Ghost Recon
🔗 17:07ManWithTheMask13: Ben's got on a fresh shirt today
🔗 17:07 saucemaster5000: Pitch a perfect game, Enter service and only drink whiskey
🔗 17:07 mrjujubeans: Ben going clubbin later
🔗 17:07 hatboozeparty:
If you need to hit him, you need to make plushies of
🔗 17:07 kimmibeans: Every makes fun of the Canadian army, but aren't they the reason for the Geneva Convention?
🔗 17:07 YawnLance: But can he hold a gun if he's a ghost?
🔗 17:07 betweenmyself:
he’a holding up his hands, so shooting him would be a war crime
🔗 17:08 brainbosh: Yep, just send out an army of the dead
🔗 17:08 Mr_Horrible: Adam stole that from Aragon
🔗 17:08 GasCityGaming:
Ghosts aren't real Ben, Ironman is
🔗 17:08 Mr_Horrible: *Aragorn, fuck
🔗 17:08 spo8n: ghosts can't open doors they aren't fire
🔗 17:08Mai_Andra:
Lord of the Rings did it, though. 
🔗 17:08 SquareDotCube: LOTR had something going
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🔗 17:08 saucemaster5000: ghostbusters still die with bullets
🔗 17:08 xantos69: The Ghost Buster Busters?
🔗 17:08 gualdhar: when we're all dead and all our ghosts are dead
🔗 17:08 neisan2112: Now they're just gonna kill people to make more ghosts
🔗 17:08 SquareDotCube: silver knives and bullets
🔗 17:08 NotCainNorAbel: With Ghostbusters II
🔗 17:08 SnackPak_: the gorillas will freeze in the winter
🔗 17:08 Mr_Horrible: we've created rock paper scissors meta
🔗 17:08ghyllnox: It's rock paper scissors
🔗 17:08 MarkovDescendant: You got the Ghostbusters? I bring the EPA
🔗 17:08Mai_Andra: Aragorn vs Luigi
🔗 17:08dippedfeathers: this ain't a scream it's a ghost man arms race
🔗 17:08EvilBadman: Militaries around the world killing their perfect soldiers to create ghosts
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🔗 17:08 raulghoulia: pokemon for a new generation
🔗 17:08ManWithTheMask13: PMCs and ghosts against Ghostbusters
🔗 17:08 YawnLance: Can't wait for this new Fire Emblem game
🔗 17:08DoomBringerIL: the holy trinity
🔗 17:08EvilBadman: @dippedfeathers Holy shit
🔗 17:09 saucemaster5000: "it's my turn for oki"
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🔗 17:09groulux: They will build a bigger ghost and a bigger vacuum until they destroy themselves
🔗 17:09 betweenmyself: Don’t ask Casper about Nam… He’s seen some shit
🔗 17:09 saucemaster5000: if the soldiers eat the big pellets the ghosts ar efucked
🔗 17:09skintbint: Guys, I got all that custard out of me from last week I can bend again!!
🔗 17:09 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>they explode, clearly
🔗 17:09 GasCityGaming: meanwhile with drones, we're really the Tau
🔗 17:09 NotCainNorAbel:
🔗 17:09ManWithTheMask13: Wait where does Pac Man play in all of this
🔗 17:09thegiftedgrifter: Or about to explode
🔗 17:09Astramentha: or about to explode
🔗 17:09 ButButTheJesus: "That won't stop me, I'm colorblind!"
🔗 17:09 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>there's probably 1 example
🔗 17:09Astramentha: @thegiftedgrifter 🤜
🔗 17:09 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>somewherre
🔗 17:09 the_walking: medic ghost
🔗 17:10altis39: "I mean realistically" says Ben in his ghost war game talk
🔗 17:10ManWithTheMask13: Is Pac Man a pmc?
🔗 17:10 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>that happens on screen 2 of IWBTG
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🔗 17:10 Dog_of_Myth: dat's alot of months
🔗 17:10EvilBadman: The good things hurt you it TLOU2
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🔗 17:10 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>like, literally
🔗 17:10 saucemaster5000: make a bonfire mimiuc fromsoft you cowards
🔗 17:10 PMAvers: That's definitely a IWBTG thing,with fake save points that want to kill you.
🔗 17:10skintbint: What is a boshi?
🔗 17:10 couchboyj: Thats just mimics
🔗 17:10DoomBringerIL: u should play Tyranny… very fun ROG game @LoadingReadyRun
🔗 17:10 ButButTheJesus: hrmmmm
🔗 17:10ManWithTheMask13: Doors
🔗 17:10 raulghoulia: are gears wheels?
🔗 17:10 MarkovDescendant: I saw Ben on the list of MC Atlanta guests but not Adam. I was hoping to get my favourite spoopy boys there.
🔗 17:10ManWithTheMask13: EZ lock in
🔗 17:10 kimmibeans: wheels
🔗 17:10DoomBringerIL: doors… EZ
🔗 17:10 BusTed: back to this old chestnut eh
🔗 17:10 ShaneLeeAtk: What qualifies as a wheel?
🔗 17:10patrick_stonecrusher: l think Alex played something where coins kill you and spikes were bouncy
🔗 17:10skintbint: It's GOTTA be doors
🔗 17:10 NotCainNorAbel: Do LEGO wheels count?
🔗 17:10Astramentha: REALLY depends on the definition of both
🔗 17:10 SnackPak_: but houses
🔗 17:11 eldritchchicken: Are there more cars then houses?
🔗 17:11 GasCityGaming: spare tires
🔗 17:11 gualdhar: steering wheel
🔗 17:11 kimmibeans: There
🔗 17:11 saucemaster5000: unicycles don't have doors
🔗 17:11 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>busses really skewing the average here
🔗 17:11ManWithTheMask13: That's my goat
🔗 17:11 betweenmyself:
I don’t know about being punched in the crotch, but campfires in Dark Souls game will straight up remove your taint 
🔗 17:11Omnipotrevor: Wheels, easily
🔗 17:11EvilBadman: @notcainnorabel Do doors
🔗 17:11 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>but also Adam's probably right
🔗 17:11Mai_Andra: A lot of industrial machines have many wheels, for the belts.
🔗 17:11ManWithTheMask13: Never washed
🔗 17:11Jadaris: there's a whole board game for this
🔗 17:11 SquareDotCube: hatchbacks have three doors, SUVs five
🔗 17:11 GasCityGaming: skateboards have wheels
🔗 17:11 ShaneLeeAtk: Gears are wheels
🔗 17:11 kimmibeans: There's wheels on chairs, wheels on shoes, wheels just being wheels
🔗 17:11 SnackPak_: hotels have so many doors
🔗 17:11 gualdhar: do gears count as wheels? anything round?
🔗 17:11 Nigouki: there's heavy trailers with dozens of wheels
🔗 17:11 Rhynerd: toy vehicles and wheelbarrows
🔗 17:11dippedfeathers: bye
🔗 17:11 ButButTheJesus: oh boy
🔗 17:11 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 17:11 hatboozeparty: Office tour?
🔗 17:11 JusticeJuice: Trains wheels?
🔗 17:11 neisan2112: Perfect stream
🔗 17:11DoomBringerIL: How many house in the world vs how many vehicles… @LoadingReadyRun
🔗 17:11 spo8n: do fans count as wheels?
🔗 17:11MWGNZ:
🔗 17:11ManWithTheMask13: Bye boys
🔗 17:11 saucemaster5000: okie doke
🔗 17:11 SquareDotCube: Doorquest!
🔗 17:11 raulghoulia: good stream, streamers
🔗 17:11toady0s: bicycles don't exist
🔗 17:11 lamina5432: what about toys with wheels
🔗 17:11 NotCainNorAbel:
🔗 17:11 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>uncles are gone, everyone party
🔗 17:11 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
🔗 17:11dippedfeathers: fridge
🔗 17:11 bo_brinkman: Oh good.
🔗 17:11 ButButTheJesus:
🔗 17:11 Serivus: content!
🔗 17:11 MarkovDescendant: How many toys and machinery have/use wheels?
🔗 17:11 GasCityGaming: cubbies count
🔗 17:11 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>they count
🔗 17:11 betweenmyself: real time fact checking is precisely what this stream needs
🔗 17:11 xantos69: Do we count the wheels on the rollie chairs?
🔗 17:11ManWithTheMask13: COMMON ADAM W
🔗 17:117gorobei: the great LRR census
🔗 17:11 GasCityGaming: skateboards
🔗 17:11 kimmibeans: I think they left chat unsupervised
🔗 17:11 Orestes290: Counting blue doors
🔗 17:11 SnackPak_: doors a door
🔗 17:11 lamina5432: also I think we did this before
🔗 17:12The_Timo: but then any wheel in a mechanism also counts
🔗 17:12 YawnLance: uh oh cubbies
🔗 17:12Vonbane: do gears count as wheels?
🔗 17:12 PhlibbertyGib: Chairs
🔗 17:12 neisan2112: Okay yeah Adam might be cooking
🔗 17:12 brainbosh: What about the chair wheels tho
🔗 17:12 FlyboyZeb: Literally pushes a chair back with multiple wheels on it.
🔗 17:12Omnipotrevor: How many wheels are you two sitting on right now?
🔗 17:12 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>if we're counting, like the wheels on a scooter, we're counting cupboard doors
🔗 17:12 bo_brinkman: I'm going to use this as my interview question from now on. Your fault.
🔗 17:12 MarkovDescendant: Do your chairs have wheels?
🔗 17:12ManWithTheMask13: Oven and microwave door
🔗 17:12 LostThePirate: But there's lots of rolling chairs in the Moonbase, they have wheels
🔗 17:12 vinewood_og: How many wheels are on those chairs? How many gears?
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🔗 17:12 nifleon: wheels, and it’s not close
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🔗 17:12 couchboyj: Isn't a hood basically a door to the engine?
🔗 17:12 CaptinOfBeez: are bearings wheels?
🔗 17:12 Rhynerd: wheeled chaired is also a good argument for wheels.
🔗 17:12MWGNZ: hot wheels have wheels but no doors
🔗 17:12 Nigouki: not 5, ten
🔗 17:12 raulghoulia: wheels or casters?
🔗 17:12 Nigouki: double wheels
🔗 17:12 kragmabutch: microwaves also have wheels!
🔗 17:12 BusTed: microwave also probably has a wheel if it spins
🔗 17:12 hatboozeparty: There are a lot of toys with wheels.
🔗 17:12 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>but does the microwave also have a wheel?
🔗 17:12 mrjujubeans: does wheeler count?
🔗 17:12 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>does it have 3?
🔗 17:12 eldritchchicken: Are gears wheels?
🔗 17:12 betweenmyself:
how many tardigrades you figure in the Moon Base?
🔗 17:12 kimmibeans: the microwave also has wheels!
🔗 17:12 MarkovDescendant: The microwave plate has wheels under it usually to make it spin.
🔗 17:12DoomBringerIL: this discussion is spiraling
🔗 17:12 GasCityGaming: cubbard door absolutely counts
🔗 17:12ManWithTheMask13: @markovdescendant true
🔗 17:13 vinewood_og: If the microwave rotates that's a wheel!? Cupboards are doors.
🔗 17:13 saucemaster5000: wheeler counts as a door
🔗 17:13 NotCainNorAbel: Is a microwave a sandwich?
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Wheeler also counts as a door tho
🔗 17:13 SnackPak_: what about ben doorler
🔗 17:13 xantos69: Bro... this should be a Loading Ready Live bit.
🔗 17:13 raulghoulia: Paul Saundoor
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>so he cancels out
🔗 17:13dippedfeathers: Cameron Laudoor
🔗 17:13 Rhynerd: how many wheels does that toy bull have?
🔗 17:13 PhorrestGaze: Bearings in a fan and, like, everything mechanical wheels?
🔗 17:13skintbint: If it has a handle and you can open it, it's a door
🔗 17:13 calculated_uncertainties:
100
🔗 17:13 lamina5432: how many optimus primes
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>no
🔗 17:13 DaFhaye: Hello hello
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>needs to be functional
🔗 17:13EvilBadman: At least 4 wheels on Optimus prime there
🔗 17:13 Rhynerd: micro machines have wheels and no working doors
🔗 17:13 GasCityGaming: wagon wheels the cookie?
🔗 17:13 PhorrestGaze: He has a family
🔗 17:13ManWithTheMask13: Do our mouths count as doors
🔗 17:13 MarkovDescendant: Pinwheels?
🔗 17:13 GasCityGaming: i'm gonna make door shaped cookies
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben is floundering
🔗 17:13 mrjujubeans: again, do gears count?
🔗 17:13Omnipotrevor: There are toy wheels in the background behind you right now
🔗 17:13 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are now into definition territory
🔗 17:13 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>he's drowning
🔗 17:13 SquareDotCube: donut?
🔗 17:13 xantos69: @ManWithTheMask13 What about the "back door"?
🔗 17:13Vonbane: gears are toothed wheels
🔗 17:13 saucemaster5000: do doors need a doorknob?
🔗 17:14 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>grasping at straws
🔗 17:14ManWithTheMask13: @xantos69 two doors then
🔗 17:14 gawag_: in my life personally, doors outnumber wheels 4x and i consider myself a fairly average person
🔗 17:14 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>lol
🔗 17:14dippedfeathers: no he's grasping at wheels
🔗 17:14 kimmibeans: @Mr_Horrible But are straws wheels?
🔗 17:14 Rhynerd: let's not consider any body parts wheels/doors.
🔗 17:14ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
🔗 17:14 BusTed:
🔗 17:14 saucemaster5000: bout time
🔗 17:14patrick_stonecrusher: o7
🔗 17:14 James_the_Dabbler: alright chat, are we taking bets on how fast they violate Twitch’s ToS on this Let’s Nope
🔗 17:14dippedfeathers: o7
🔗 17:14ManWithTheMask13: o7
🔗 17:14 Rhynerd: the blood sacrifice is complete.
🔗 17:14 eldritchchicken: 07
🔗 17:14 ButButTheJesus:
🔗 17:14 calculated_uncertainties: What about pinwheels?
🔗 17:14 MarkovDescendant: Ben is improving his best by throwing out ideas.
🔗 17:14 saucemaster5000: nbow I can say what I REALLY think about Mr Horrible
🔗 17:14 ShaneLeeAtk: An Axel is a stretched wheel
🔗 17:14 hatboozeparty:
🔗 17:14 SquareDotCube: So is the how the world ends, the war on if there's more doors or more wheels
🔗 17:14 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
🔗 17:14 MarkovDescendant: The mouse wheel
🔗 17:14 DaFhaye: I hear wagon wheels and all I can think of is that putt putt moment with the chewy fruity wagon wheels
🔗 17:15 spo8n: is a cd tray a door?
🔗 17:15 brainbosh: a mouse wheel?
🔗 17:15 PhorrestGaze: "hear me out" wheel edition
🔗 17:15Vonbane: steering wheel is a dial
🔗 17:15 gualdhar: does a wheel have to be load bearing?
🔗 17:15 SquareDotCube: So wheels have a heck of an edge with LEGO tires.
🔗 17:15 kragmabutch: @spo8n which begs the question, are cds wheels?
🔗 17:15EvilBadman: How many wheels on a draft?
🔗 17:15 CaptinOfBeez: do advent calenders have doors?
🔗 17:15MWGNZ: is Ians steering wheel still in the office?
🔗 17:15 betweenmyself: does it have to support the weight of a load to be considered a wheel?
🔗 17:15 GasCityGaming: what else could you call a cubbard door?
🔗 17:15 kimmibeans: so, a tire is not a wheel because it can also be called a tire?
🔗 17:15 GasCityGaming: un souris
🔗 17:15 hatboozeparty: mice?
🔗 17:15 SquareDotCube: mighty
🔗 17:15 PhorrestGaze: Does the lid of a jar a man is in count as a door?
🔗 17:15ManWithTheMask13:
ok but aren't eyes the doors to the soul? 
🔗 17:157gorobei: for it to be a wheel it should have an axle to spin on
🔗 17:15 saucemaster5000: do we count van morrison as a door?
🔗 17:15 Rhynerd: hamster?
🔗 17:15 hatboozeparty: Old people joycons
🔗 17:15 TheMerricat: input device
🔗 17:15 GasCityGaming: Windows calls them a "hardware interface device"
🔗 17:15 Rhynerd: the clicker?
🔗 17:16Vonbane: visual input device
🔗 17:16 kimmibeans: @Rhynerd It's tailess, so it really is more of a hamster than a mouse
🔗 17:167gorobei: human interface device
🔗 17:16 RayFK: Yeah Ben, let's name new things. Let's call Twitter "X"
🔗 17:16Mai_Andra: "PC Touchie-Feelie"
🔗 17:16 MarkovDescendant: @Rhynerd That was an old school TV remote
🔗 17:16Omnipotrevor: A mouse is a motion controller
🔗 17:16 NotCainNorAbel:
@Rhynerd For the TV?
🔗 17:16 micalovits: Sup cuties!
🔗 17:16 raulghoulia: under rated anime
🔗 17:16 xantos69: @RayFK This is why we can't have nice things.
🔗 17:16 Rhynerd: TV's ain't really using clicky remotes anymore, right?
🔗 17:16 ButButTheJesus: my buhbobo bwoke down and my buhbikeike tire is blat
🔗 17:16 RayFK: Dude did you see that bobobo crash? 5 dead.
🔗 17:16 lamina5432: bo bobo bobo bobobo
🔗 17:16EvilBadman: More bobobos or kekekes on earth you think?
🔗 17:16 MacbethSeemsSus: Are buses bobobobobo?
🔗 17:16PixelsAtDawnGaming: Looking forward to my self driving babobo
🔗 17:16 gawag_: up jumped the boogie
🔗 17:16Mai_Andra:
Back that bobobo up
🔗 17:16 micalovits: Unsure if I am late or not, game didn't start yet but... Missing on the Ben & Adam podcast
🔗 17:16Vonbane:
Please shoot someone
🔗 17:16 thraximore: You've reinvented slang
🔗 17:17 3schr: Are you guys going to Bobobocon this year?
🔗 17:17 lamina5432: does ben not remember the anime bo bobo bobo bobobo
🔗 17:17 MarkovDescendant: @Vonbane They already did
🔗 17:17ThorSokar: All I can think about is Bo-Abobo from the Street Fighter movie
🔗 17:17 saucemaster5000: my bobobo no gobo so good
🔗 17:17 neisan2112: @Vonbane Already show Mr Horrible lol
🔗 17:17 ButButTheJesus: they don't have a bebepper buhbar
🔗 17:17 SquareDotCube: drive your bobobo to the qdoba
🔗 17:17 spo8n: my babobo insurance went up $800 after I ran over seven mailboxes
🔗 17:17EvilBadman: @vonbane Keep campaigning
🔗 17:17 RayFK: Nah fuck that
🔗 17:17MWGNZ: on top or underwater?
🔗 17:17ManWithTheMask13: That'd be so funny tho
🔗 17:17 Thefluffiestguineapig: 30 seconds is a long ass time
🔗 17:17dippedfeathers: I can swim for 30 seconds
🔗 17:17ThorSokar: do you get teleported back?
🔗 17:17 xantos69: I take that deal. I can tread water.
🔗 17:17ManWithTheMask13: Deal
🔗 17:17 RayFK: There are arctic oceans my guy
🔗 17:17ManWithTheMask13: WAIR
🔗 17:17MWGNZ: and do you come back dry?
🔗 17:17 BrowneePointz: underwater could just kill you
🔗 17:17 Thefluffiestguineapig: Deep sea is part of the ocean
🔗 17:18 PipeSmokingOwl: you would 100% die
🔗 17:187gorobei: always wearing your pool floaties
🔗 17:18ManWithTheMask13: I would have a great story
🔗 17:18 betweenmyself:
can we hire bonobos to drive our bobobos?
🔗 17:18 raulghoulia: if you were sleeping? good lord
🔗 17:18MWGNZ: down deep is cold
🔗 17:18 PipeSmokingOwl: if you teleport under water from sleeping you would not be holdign ur breath
🔗 17:18ManWithTheMask13: Wait what if it's mid sex
🔗 17:18 TheMerricat:
Always wear a wetsuit.
🔗 17:18dippedfeathers: Free shower no water bills
🔗 17:18 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could be teleported into the mouth of some horrible things
🔗 17:18 micalovits: Are you immune to fall damage?
🔗 17:18PixelsAtDawnGaming: That would get old REAL fast
🔗 17:18 gualdhar: I don't think you'd freeze to death in 30 seconds
🔗 17:18 MarkovDescendant: Naked in the ocean
🔗 17:18trebuchetboy: What if youre asleep its game over
🔗 17:18 PipeSmokingOwl: you have such a high chance to die
🔗 17:18cutaos: do you have time to take a breath?
🔗 17:18 RayFK: Yeah this is a death sentence
🔗 17:18Omnipotrevor: You'd always have to have waterproof devices
🔗 17:18 kimmibeans: Is it so bad if you die in your sleep?
🔗 17:18 TheMerricat: Be a bus driver. Have it happen when you are driving.
🔗 17:18 eldritchchicken: Artic ocean
🔗 17:18 RayFK: Or you might go... into shock
🔗 17:187gorobei: scuba instead of cpap
🔗 17:18 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK ^^^I agree
🔗 17:18 brainbosh: Teleported while driving down the highway
🔗 17:18 kimmibeans: Also, yes, the shock of cold wayer will wake you up
🔗 17:18 Kipstar: just sleep with a scuba tank checkmate
🔗 17:18Astramentha: yeah but you get air in 30 secs
🔗 17:19 kimmibeans: and then you die
🔗 17:19ThorSokar: water in your lungs SUCKS, can confirm
🔗 17:19EvilBadman: What if you got 100 wheels whenever you walked through one door
🔗 17:19 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would wake you up and you would instinctively inhale
🔗 17:19 wiganlass: tasty snack for sharks
🔗 17:19ManWithTheMask13: What about the evil ocean
🔗 17:19dippedfeathers: you find yourself in the sub ocean
🔗 17:19 MacbethSeemsSus: Monkey paw closes, you end up on Europa
🔗 17:19 NotCainNorAbel: One of the 'new' oceans
🔗 17:19Vonbane: sub ocean?
🔗 17:19 xantos69: Easily survivable. Plan well, always wear a waterproof warming vest.
🔗 17:19 DaFhaye: Still deal
🔗 17:19 saucemaster5000: Atlantic, Pacific, Arctic, Antarctic, and the Lava
🔗 17:19ManWithTheMask13: The ocean that makes you old
🔗 17:19trebuchetboy: Straight to the Nether with you
🔗 17:19 SquareDotCube: what if sea instead of ocean? Then you might end up on the Sea of Tranquility on the moon
🔗 17:19 RayFK: Also everyday? That's some wild odds on rolling right in front of a hungry shark over your life
🔗 17:19 betweenmyself:
does the Sea of Tranquility count as an ocean?
🔗 17:19 TheMerricat: Get put next to an underwater thermal vent, you are insta cooked.
🔗 17:19 RayFK: Adam wants to get creamed
🔗 17:19 ButButTheJesus: ew
🔗 17:19 Diabore: maybe not fully submersed
🔗 17:19 micalovits: Just get teleported to the waters of life #LifeHack
🔗 17:19ManWithTheMask13: Sleeping on a slab of sour cream
🔗 17:19 saucemaster5000: if you could scrooge mcduck into anything what's your choice?
🔗 17:19 MarkovDescendant: LoadingReadyLive sketch?
🔗 17:19GreyThey: OK, switch the hypothetical: Every day, 30 seconds randomly transported into sour cream
🔗 17:19trebuchetboy: I would hate a sour cream ocean
🔗 17:19ThorSokar: I mean, slime wresting is a thing at CERTAIN establishments....
🔗 17:19 eldritchchicken: Cams alien isolation ocean
🔗 17:19Vonbane: it's frowned upon
🔗 17:19 ghizmou: imagine the UTI you would get from being immerged in sour cream
🔗 17:19 RayFK: New live bit
🔗 17:19 kimmibeans: How did we go from lava ocean to pool of sour cream?
🔗 17:19ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 fursuits
🔗 17:20 NotCainNorAbel: and now Adam is up for joining LRLive
🔗 17:20 xantos69: "Being in an ocean" isn't lethal. Lots of people swim/surf in the ocean every single day and never die from it.
🔗 17:20dippedfeathers: I think if you have a pool of sour cream, you are beyond judgement from mere mortals
🔗 17:20 PMAvers: What about mayo
🔗 17:20trebuchetboy: Sour cream is bad
🔗 17:20 MarkovDescendant: Jell-O pool
🔗 17:20 wiganlass: Ben and Adam’s new stream Extreme Sports
🔗 17:20EvilBadman: @rayfk The tarp budget!
🔗 17:20 Cptasparagus: @ghizmou immerged is a great new word
🔗 17:20 Brozard: Sour cream is incredible
🔗 17:20Vonbane:
if you want sour cream in all your crevices, you do you bestie
🔗 17:20 WiJohn: So smelly and full of flies
🔗 17:20GreyThey: Randomly being in sour cream (non-spoiled) every day would probably be much better than randomly somewhere in the ocean
🔗 17:20 JusticeJuice: 100 mil but once per day you get drenched in a random condiment?
🔗 17:20Mai_Andra: sour cream isn't well known for buoyancy
🔗 17:20 PhorrestGaze: My budget says no
🔗 17:20 QuixoticScrivener: fund the pool of sour cream with the tarp budget
🔗 17:20 betweenmyself: how long can you keep a sour cream pool before the city has to get involved?
🔗 17:21 saucemaster5000: get your pool sponsored by chipotle
🔗 17:21letsbelgo: chilled pool
🔗 17:21ThorSokar: how do you get the sour cream out?
🔗 17:21patrick_stonecrusher: a 5lb container of sour cream is about a half a gallon
🔗 17:21EvilBadman: Yeah no bugs indoors
🔗 17:21 raulghoulia: this is a live bit now
🔗 17:21GreyThey: Sour cream foot bath?
🔗 17:21 GasCityGaming: next live....
🔗 17:21 RayFK: Do a Goku bath, oil drum
🔗 17:21Vonbane: Sour Cream Hot Tub
🔗 17:21DaltAndPepper: one of those big beer buckets
🔗 17:21The_Timo: Head on down to Costco, see how big the tubs come in
🔗 17:21 PhorrestGaze: Thick-it is cheaper
🔗 17:21EvilBadman: Sink in like the t-800
🔗 17:21 bo_brinkman: Indoor pools smell bad enough ...
🔗 17:21 MacbethSeemsSus: If a sour cream ocean exists, I posit the existence of a whipped cream ocean
🔗 17:21dippedfeathers: in my richmans mansion "Yes, and here we come to my sour cream pool room. please leave your shoes outside before coming in for a dip."
🔗 17:21 wiganlass: sounds like a charity challenge
🔗 17:21 MarkovDescendant: Pudding
🔗 17:21Blakemcm: sounds like the precog baths in minority report
🔗 17:21 saucemaster5000: nothing spicy
🔗 17:21 BrowneePointz: Salsa gonna make your pee pee hurt
🔗 17:21ThorSokar: Salsa would be a REALLY bad idea
🔗 17:21 BrowneePointz: and your butthole
🔗 17:21 RayFK: Goggles it
🔗 17:21Natural_Ones_Only: ground beef?
🔗 17:22ManWithTheMask13: Black beans or pintos
🔗 17:22 saucemaster5000: simply plug your butt
🔗 17:22GreyThey: If you have any cuts, salsa would burn
🔗 17:22 QuixoticScrivener: thick water
🔗 17:22ThorSokar: you do _NOT_ want Salsa on certain areas of your body, just sayin'
🔗 17:22 wiganlass: I did once see someone covered in a bath of baked beans
🔗 17:22 raulghoulia: angler fishes
🔗 17:22 WiJohn: I feel like this would lead to a really awkward conversation with an ENT
🔗 17:22 GasCityGaming: Ben, you come upon a man in a jar filled with sour cream....
🔗 17:22 betweenmyself: Archimedes sadly never published his research on sour cream being displaces by human body submersion…
🔗 17:22 xantos69: @saucemaster5000 Your name and the authority with which you dispense this info frightens me.
🔗 17:22 saucemaster5000: ant-man -- sourcreamania
🔗 17:22DaltAndPepper: narnia type shit
🔗 17:22EvilBadman: We already know Ben's proclivities for goo, so this is just that realized
🔗 17:22 couchboyj: It'd be black, sour cream is not transparent
🔗 17:22 bo_brinkman: Thick water is a thing and it skeeves me out.
🔗 17:22Morrigan9: 1 way sour cram mirror?
🔗 17:22 RayFK: It sparkles in the sun
🔗 17:22 ButButTheJesus: ew
🔗 17:23letsbelgo: sour cream jesus
🔗 17:23 saucemaster5000: mister tortamnus
🔗 17:23ManWithTheMask13: Okay Adam but would you sleep on a slab of ranch
🔗 17:23 gawag_: that reminds me, im sure Adam saw but theyre doing a kickstarter rerelease of Fighting Fantasy
🔗 17:23 RayFK: OH BUT SOUR CREAM IS FINE
🔗 17:23Natural_Ones_Only: the one
🔗 17:23fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ranch is just buttermilk with spices
🔗 17:23ThorSokar: if the opportunity prevents itself...
🔗 17:23trebuchetboy: Sour cream is my one liquid
🔗 17:23 Brozard: THANK YOU ADAM
🔗 17:23 LordZarano: @wiganlass Bath of baked beans used to be a pretty common one people did for charity fundraising in the UK
🔗 17:23 saucemaster5000: Quote this man
🔗 17:23 Thefluffiestguineapig: A tub full of puss?
🔗 17:23 kimmibeans: I think sour cream technically is an emulsion
🔗 17:24GreyThey: Would you do ranch instead of the ocean for the random-transport money, though?
🔗 17:24 betweenmyself: sour cream is *not* a non-Newtonian fluid, but if you start fisting it I’m fairly sure you’ll say Ew-Blech
🔗 17:24EvilBadman: Ah, the big zapper
🔗 17:24 Mr_Horrible: *spits out blood* "Ow."
🔗 17:24Natural_Ones_Only: Tub of ghost pepper hot sauce
🔗 17:24 MacbethSeemsSus: SAW trap: don't let them know which is ranch or sour cream
🔗 17:24 YawnLance: Wow you love your partner, what a dweeb
🔗 17:24 NotCainNorAbel: oh no, you like your partner. what a shame /s
🔗 17:24 kimmibeans:
Just a little bit. It's adorable
🔗 17:24 Mr_Horrible: but also: new LRL bit, we test the strength of Adam's submergence convictions
🔗 17:24BOTGrant: Ranch is a dressibg for cowards afraid of bleu cheese
🔗 17:25 Mr_Horrible: the strudels never stood a chance, brother
🔗 17:25 Mr_Horrible: marked for death
🔗 17:25 LostThePirate: My
🔗 17:25Natural_Ones_Only: New Ian LRL segment, white liquid tubs
🔗 17:25KeytarCat:
I wish I could eat bread 
🔗 17:25 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
🔗 17:25 3schr: Who needs a game, this is perfectly entertaining
🔗 17:25 saucemaster5000: I'd take a plain crossaint over a turnover
🔗 17:25 Scy_Anide: I had a NY bagel with cream cheese just yesterday.
🔗 17:25 Mr_Horrible: it's not that the croissants are *bad*, but the extravagance of the other options is too alluring
🔗 17:25DaltAndPepper: Picking the rare of the pack, in a way
🔗 17:25 ghizmou: just flaky bread
🔗 17:25 LostThePirate: My Bostonian spouse was baffled by how much we love cream cheese in the PNW
🔗 17:25 goombalax: Did I miss the banning
🔗 17:25Natural_Ones_Only: The gas leak is making them hungry
🔗 17:25 Scy_Anide: I do prefer a *good* croissant though
🔗 17:25 saucemaster5000: turnovers are very meh
🔗 17:26 gualdhar: imagine someone going for a dip in a pool of sour cream, then walking out of the sour cream pool to towel off
🔗 17:26 Nigouki: sometimes flaky bread is all you want, why are you overcomplicating things?!
🔗 17:26 RelwinEJ: A croissant allows for possibilities
🔗 17:26 mrjujubeans: fan art of Adam calling Ben “Sweetie” please
🔗 17:26 GasCityGaming: you can get chocolate croissants
🔗 17:26KeytarCat:
@Natural_Ones_Only 
I'm gonna keep on dancing in the...
🔗 17:26BOTGrant: Pain au chocolat is S tier
🔗 17:26 RelwinEJ: It's raw potential
🔗 17:26 BrowneePointz: Bullshit give me the croissant
🔗 17:26 wiganlass: a warm crossaint is a beautiful thing
🔗 17:26Natural_Ones_Only: Poll Poll Poll Poll
🔗 17:26 Brozard: There's an upper limit
🔗 17:26 ghizmou: almond croissant is outtisworld
🔗 17:26XombieMagic: is this the first time you've played TLOU ?
🔗 17:26GreyThey: Bread is good, but for a meal, I want something more on my sandwich
🔗 17:26 saucemaster5000: yeah sorry, crossaint beats turnover hands down
🔗 17:26 Brozard: The more things in a thing, it dilutes the rest
🔗 17:26 James_the_Dabbler: consider: filled croissants
🔗 17:26Omnipotrevor: Adam wants the number to go up. More calories and ingredients = better foot
🔗 17:26Astramentha: poll us
🔗 17:26Omnipotrevor: food(
🔗 17:26 Mr_Horrible: there's definitely a "too much stuff" threshold where it turns people away
🔗 17:26 neisan2112: I agree with Adam for pastries
🔗 17:26 betweenmyself: but a plain croissant offers greater options… turnover has shit inside already that might not pair well with other things
🔗 17:26 BrowneePointz: As I've gotten Older I've actually preferred Vanilla
🔗 17:26 mrjujubeans: it’s universal
🔗 17:26ThorSokar: hard pass on the turnover
🔗 17:26 gawag_: a bad croissant is one of the worst things, a good one is hard to bear
🔗 17:26 BrowneePointz: I was a chocolate MANIAC as a kid, but the older I get the better Vanilla is
🔗 17:27Vonbane:
What does the 2nd half of Adam's shirt say? So far i've guessed "Show Me The Funny" and "Show Me Your Tits"
🔗 17:27 BrowneePointz: the problem is BAD vanilla is awful
🔗 17:27Natural_Ones_Only: Adam is now wanted by France for death
🔗 17:277gorobei: run the poll, we need the numbers
🔗 17:27 wiganlass: no it’s a chocolate croissant
🔗 17:27 saucemaster5000: they are not the same in any way, but I respect the hill you die on
🔗 17:27 mrjujubeans: BBQ glazed sushi is just too much
🔗 17:27EvilBadman: @vonbane Show me your moves
🔗 17:27misguidedghoast: just got here. have they shot someone yet?
🔗 17:27PixelsAtDawnGaming: Turnover is better from jump street whereas you have to add to croissant
🔗 17:27 bellatrixskr: 100% would
🔗 17:27cutaos: i just had a chocolate croissant sat
🔗 17:27GreyThey: Why am I there?
🔗 17:27 goombalax: croissants have more butter than turnovers
🔗 17:27Vonbane: @EvilBadman i would not have guessed that, thanks!
🔗 17:27 e_bloc: also Adam is a cheese pizza guy
🔗 17:27 gualdhar: but what kind of turnover
🔗 17:27 saucemaster5000: tho I would take the streudel over the crossaint anyday
🔗 17:27 ghizmou: but like toasted strudel?
🔗 17:27ThorSokar: I wouldn't lie to you the truth tilts you out more than enough
🔗 17:27KWardJenx: Ben, basic life lesson here: don't start a land war in Asia and DON'T argue pastry hierarchy with Adam.
🔗 17:27GreyThey: The options are bread and bread with something in it
🔗 17:27ManWithTheMask13: I respect Adam more now
🔗 17:27 betweenmyself:
sorry wasn’t listening, what’s this about context? Also, Adam is wrong 
🔗 17:28 NotCainNorAbel: this is why surveys are difficult
🔗 17:28EvilBadman: @vonbane Your second guess is wild
🔗 17:28 gualdhar: cream cheese AND RASPBERRY
🔗 17:28 terribleplan: what kind of pie?
🔗 17:28 CaptinOfBeez: hand pies?
🔗 17:28 MacbethSeemsSus: Why not all three?
🔗 17:28JinaMahavira: croissant > apple turnover (dont like apple)
🔗 17:28 awildshen: why not all of them?
🔗 17:28 Uzumaki15: I don't like baked fruit or cream cheese sooooo
🔗 17:28 Mr_Horrible: I'm absolutely on the "...wanna try one of those strudels before they're gone" team
🔗 17:28 GasCityGaming: Dr. Pepper opinions?
🔗 17:28 Nigouki: should have made it a channel points poll to account for how strong people feel
🔗 17:28EvilBadman: Votel for studel
🔗 17:28 Azralorne: I love *checks notes* studel?
🔗 17:28oh_look_a_person: I love croissant soooo much
🔗 17:28 MrSarkhan: Oatmeal raisin cookies are great
🔗 17:28 wiganlass: I love oatmeal and raisin
🔗 17:28Vonbane: @EvilBadman I have seen that shirt before, which is why i asked lol
🔗 17:28Natural_Ones_Only: Studel!
🔗 17:28Omnipotrevor: So once again, food quality is based on which has the biggest number
🔗 17:28BOTGrant: You can't just rawdog a croissant
🔗 17:28ThorSokar: "It's good to like bad things, then no one tries to take them from you"
🔗 17:28 mrjujubeans: shockingly even
🔗 17:28 neisan2112: Hell yeah brother
🔗 17:29 SquareDotCube: the ur-dessert
🔗 17:29 awildshen: 1/3 of each
🔗 17:29 GasCityGaming: good croissants you absolutely acn
🔗 17:29 goombalax: Croistrudover
🔗 17:29Riandisa: How fresh are the croissants? Dried out or lightly moist?
🔗 17:29Natural_Ones_Only: Strudel? No. Studel? Yes
🔗 17:29The_Timo: American Mindset lol
🔗 17:29 saucemaster5000: that's like the most acceptable bread to rawdog
🔗 17:29 ghizmou: you can even put a hot dog in your croissant
🔗 17:29KeytarCat: There's enough butter-lube in a croissant
🔗 17:29 Nigouki: fresh, warm croissant needs NOTHING, it's already perfect
🔗 17:29 gawag_: does eating it with espresso count as raw dogging
🔗 17:29 wiganlass: warm from the oven a plain croissant is delish
🔗 17:29 SquareDotCube: Crumb cake. They're messy.
🔗 17:29 e_bloc: buddy i raw dog white bread
🔗 17:29 BusTed: just crumbles down the front of your shirt
🔗 17:29altis39: "Rawdog a croissant " broke me thanks
🔗 17:29 mrjujubeans: LOL high turnover is bad
🔗 17:29 goombalax: and Chess
🔗 17:29 Mr_Horrible: Crem Chese Studel
🔗 17:29 GasCityGaming: Deedee
🔗 17:29GreyThey: For people who can't/don't do dairy, turnover is the primary option
🔗 17:29 Kramburger: It was the 90s
🔗 17:30 kimmibeans: Yes, yes I did know that
🔗 17:30 ghizmou: they look like regular parents
🔗 17:30 Kramburger: Streamer show studel
🔗 17:30 wiganlass: more croissants for us
🔗 17:30 MacbethSeemsSus: Where does pain au chocolat rank?
🔗 17:30 saucemaster5000: did they take one bit of a crossaint and put it back?
🔗 17:30 kimmibeans: It's not
🔗 17:30 Marvoleath: I had a guy in class that would buy things no one liked (including himself) like vinegar chips, just so no one would ask him to share
🔗 17:30GreyThey: Did you talk about liking croissants? Maybe everyone wanted to leave them for you?
🔗 17:307gorobei: where does baklava fit in?
🔗 17:30 NotCainNorAbel: typically it is a pre-drink
🔗 17:30 Cptasparagus: bone apertife
🔗 17:31 gawag_: its a drink form but yes ben is right
🔗 17:31Vonbane: !define aperitif
🔗 17:31 gualdhar: apartief is an alcoholic drink before eating
🔗 17:31Jadaris: aperitif is pre-appetizer
🔗 17:31Morrigan9: appertief, i this economy?
🔗 17:31 raulghoulia: Guns n Roses first album
🔗 17:31 GasCityGaming: an apertif is a beferage, usually acoholic, like sherry
🔗 17:31 mrjujubeans: apertife to the point
🔗 17:31 wiganlass: aperitif is usually a drink
🔗 17:31toast3dsmore:
ben’s high society, don’t you know? 
🔗 17:31Natural_Ones_Only: Its a appetizer but alcohol
🔗 17:31 TheMerricat: what Ben didn't realize is that everyone knew which _he_ prefered and were avoiding them so he could have them.
🔗 17:31 Kramburger: Aperitif A-pear-ee-teef
🔗 17:31 saucemaster5000: my parents always ask me to set out "crudite" for appetizers
🔗 17:31Mai_Andra:
The Strawberry Festival
🔗 17:31 kimmibeans: An aperitif is a drihnk usually had before dinner or between courses to stimulate your appetite
🔗 17:31 YawnLance: those are some thicc strawbs
🔗 17:31 ghizmou: or just straight up watery
🔗 17:31patrick_stonecrusher:
they are strawberries, put them on the train
🔗 17:31 betweenmyself: I mean, an alcoholic, pre-meal croissant doesn’t sound that bad
🔗 17:31 GasCityGaming: slice them, leave them for 5 minutes, gets the sugars going
🔗 17:31 LordZarano: "apéritif An alcoholic drink served before a meal as an appetiser." - Wiktionary
🔗 17:32 saucemaster5000: did he look back and the cart had disappeared?
🔗 17:32BOTGrant: From the Letterkenny fruit stand
🔗 17:32 saucemaster5000: you can order the flowers ahead of time
🔗 17:32 goombalax: you can preorder them
🔗 17:32Vonbane: fresh as possible
🔗 17:32 ghizmou: but then they're used flowers
🔗 17:32 bo_brinkman: Gas. Station. Roses.
🔗 17:32 betweenmyself: plan ahead… buy seeds
🔗 17:33 GasCityGaming:
don't be a part of preorder culture
🔗 17:33Morrigan9: no preorders
🔗 17:33 kimmibeans: You can get them the day before
🔗 17:33toast3dsmore: I tried to pre-order the digital deluxe edition of some tulips and todd howard punched me in the throat
🔗 17:33 Faulpyr: Buying and holding on to tulips is definitely a totally good thing
🔗 17:33 YawnLance:
🔗 17:33 betweenmyself:
seeds are the early access of flowers 
🔗 17:34 ghizmou: like a slushie drained of juice
🔗 17:34letsbelgo: thats why nostalgia is a trap
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🔗 17:34 GasCityGaming: Avowed was greayt
🔗 17:34Natural_Ones_Only: Can you Skyrim Horse in Oblivion?
🔗 17:34ghyllnox: Damn $10/hr for remastered Oblivion
🔗 17:34 gualdhar: rhode island
🔗 17:34 NotCainNorAbel:
If only there was a skit about wanting your youth back
🔗 17:34 MacbethSeemsSus: Rhode Island
🔗 17:34 Juliamon: Rhode Island
🔗 17:34 MrSarkhan: Kingdoms of Amalur was so good!
🔗 17:34 SquareDotCube: Connecticut
🔗 17:34 Dog_of_Myth: Rhode Island
🔗 17:34 SquareDotCube: er, Rhode Island
🔗 17:35 RayFK: More like Curt Shitting
🔗 17:35 gualdhar: fuck curt schilling, sincerely Philly
🔗 17:35KWardJenx: That was little Rhodey
🔗 17:35EvilBadman: I had that same experience Ben. I uninstalled Oblivion and gave Avowed a shot
🔗 17:35 Juliamon: the state of New Jersey bankrupted itself
🔗 17:35 PMAvers: That's the best time to put them on blast
🔗 17:35Natural_Ones_Only: "A coworker" "Serge"
🔗 17:35 betweenmyself: release a remaster of King’s Field, I say
🔗 17:35 saucemaster5000: new jersey was culturally bankrupt already
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🔗 17:35 brainbosh: I mean Oblivion is about replaying a game tbh. Not for having a new experience after all the games after it.
🔗 17:35 gualdhar: @saucemaster5000 tru
🔗 17:35 GasCityGaming: it is like a 2003 game that now just LOOKS pretty
🔗 17:36ghyllnox: The world is on rails
🔗 17:36 bo_brinkman: Can we build an improv game of that?
🔗 17:36 PMAvers: I'd rather have hand-crafted linear writing than that.
🔗 17:36Natural_Ones_Only: Hey. AI could never write that bad
🔗 17:36ThorSokar: the word you're looking for is "tinny"
🔗 17:36 RelwinEJ: Sounds like the average conversation on a bus
🔗 17:36 TheMerricat: What was cool about Oblivion was 1. It's quests were way deeper than Skyrims. 2. It's jank was fun to exploit.
🔗 17:36 Thefluffiestguineapig: That feels way less alive
🔗 17:36 MacbethSeemsSus: They're never going to remake New Vegas so I'll take it.
🔗 17:36 betweenmyself: honestly that’s more or less how I speak to my neighbors: completely ignore what they say and start in on my own agenda
🔗 17:37 SnackPak_: few dozen
🔗 17:37 Kipstar: in a box or loose?
🔗 17:37 saucemaster5000: do I have a backpack
🔗 17:37 lamina5432: how deep are your pockets
🔗 17:37 PMAvers: Like, if I could craft 50 spoons into a spoon cannon weapon for combat, sure. But just random vendor trash... just seems rude
🔗 17:37 Mr_Horrible: plenty of people explicitly find joy in the minutiae of those games, though
🔗 17:37ghyllnox: With or without a backpack and pouches and shit
🔗 17:37patrick_stonecrusher:
10,000 SPOOOOOONS
🔗 17:37 salamisuperstar: How well do they stack together?
🔗 17:37KWardJenx: This is definitely a LoadingReadyLive bit
🔗 17:37 Lord_Hosk: NextTime on LoadingReadyLive. "How many spoons can you carry"
🔗 17:37Natural_Ones_Only: Does it pass the yogurt cup test?
🔗 17:37KeytarCat: I don't have many spoons day to day
🔗 17:37 saucemaster5000: can I hire a sherpa?
🔗 17:37ghyllnox: 100lb of spoons
🔗 17:37 lamina5432: 50000 with a backpack easy
🔗 17:37 Mr_Horrible: like, it's a thing that is entirely a layer you don't need to interact with, it doesn't detract from an experience that doesn't engage with it, unless it's causing, like, perf issues
🔗 17:37 MrSarkhan: 25 Grahams?
🔗 17:37Natural_Ones_Only: 25 Grahams?!
🔗 17:37 NotCainNorAbel: oh, then it is just a weight thing. I think the more interesting thing would be just normal clothes.
🔗 17:38 salamisuperstar: But how many Pauls?
🔗 17:38 Lord_Hosk: Graham is a pretty big guy
🔗 17:38Vonbane: soup spoons are big
🔗 17:38ghyllnox: That's a big spoon
🔗 17:38 SnackPak_: 50g for a spoon seems high
🔗 17:38 Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems very heavy
🔗 17:38 xantos69: better challenge, you are naked and can only use your own body. (No bags or buckets or anything) How many spoons can you carry 30 feet. You get $1 per spoon. But if you drop any, you get NOTHING. How many do you try to carry.
🔗 17:38 TheMerricat:
"A box of 50 plastic spoons, like the ones from WebstaurantStore or Amazon.com, typically weighs around 0.68 lbs (0.68 pounds). A silver flatware set of 50 pieces (including spoons) could weigh between 40-50 ounces depending on the pattern and whether knives are included, according to a Reddit thread"
🔗 17:38Natural_Ones_Only: Gas leak is real focused on food today
🔗 17:38 GasCityGaming: 454
🔗 17:38 saucemaster5000: let's ask graham
🔗 17:38drcthulu: teaspoon vs table spoon
🔗 17:38 LordZarano: Hang on I'll go weigh a spoon in my kitchen
🔗 17:38The_Voices: 1 graham if he is looking for a puppy
🔗 17:38 betweenmyself: can you lift a thousand people who prefer to be the “big spoon” in their relationship?
🔗 17:39BOTGrant: Which would you rather BE, big spoon or small spoon?
🔗 17:39 GasCityGaming: 1000 x 50 / 454
🔗 17:39 calculated_uncertainties: 2.2 lbs to kg?
🔗 17:39 SnackPak_: I believe in Ben
🔗 17:39ghyllnox: Remember, you're running everywhere until you get a horse
🔗 17:39 niccus: i've heard a lot about 10,000 spoons
🔗 17:39 hatboozeparty: and kg wins again
🔗 17:39 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's right
🔗 17:39Vonbane: first you should determine what the max weight you can lift is
🔗 17:39 hatboozeparty:
🔗 17:39 raulghoulia: we started at Spoopifer in the army and now we're at how many spoons in a pound?
🔗 17:39 gualdhar: wait why are we involving Grahams
🔗 17:39 QuixoticScrivener: let’s nope is hitting my greatest fears with this word problem business
🔗 17:40Natural_Ones_Only: 50kg
🔗 17:40 GasCityGaming: divide by 453
🔗 17:40 MacbethSeemsSus: 454
🔗 17:40Natural_Ones_Only: Its 50kg
🔗 17:40KWardJenx: Man I love this PodCast
🔗 17:40Vonbane: just ask ChatGPT
🔗 17:40ThorSokar: 110lbs of spoons
🔗 17:40 RelwinEJ: Someone is going to come by with 14 watermelons and 6 cantaloupes in a cart soon
🔗 17:40Natural_Ones_Only: You are *in* Canada
🔗 17:40 Thefluffiestguineapig: 111lbs is already so much
🔗 17:40 SnackPak_: thats a strong backpack
🔗 17:40Natural_Ones_Only: Proof
🔗 17:40 MacbethSeemsSus: Now what are you going to do with all those spoons
🔗 17:40ghyllnox: Walk? Try run. When's the last time you walked everywhere in a videogame
🔗 17:40BOTGrant: You gon' be JANGLING
🔗 17:40 gawag_: how large is this backpack lol
🔗 17:40KeytarCat: Well now we need to see it
🔗 17:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was also no distance stipulation
🔗 17:41Natural_Ones_Only: We need Proof of the piggyback ride
🔗 17:41 gualdhar: this is the watermelon all over again
🔗 17:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it 5 steps?
🔗 17:41trebuchetboy: Dead weight vs backpack is way harder
🔗 17:41 lamina5432: a backpack would be easier than a piggy back.
🔗 17:41 LordZarano: @LordZarano OK I weighed one of my spoons. It was 55g
🔗 17:41patrick_stonecrusher:
i can be your backpack while you run
🔗 17:41ThorSokar:
Mail Ben 110lbs of spoons
🔗 17:41kynelwynn: The logical conclusion to this bit is Ben now letting Adam piggy back as he tries to walk around the studio
🔗 17:41 saucemaster5000: that's not exactly a life goal
🔗 17:41 Kramburger: That's a... *goal*?
🔗 17:41Natural_Ones_Only: Back up your claims Ben, give Adam a piggyback ride
🔗 17:41ghyllnox: If you don't die when you hit the ground, I'm sure the terminal velocity silverware will do it
🔗 17:41 MrSarkhan: skydiving is fun. Highly recommend doing it at least once.
🔗 17:42 GasCityGaming: SO much force on the chute opening
🔗 17:42 Juliamon: That's more of a death goal
🔗 17:42 Kramburger: "What if we held each other while falling from a crashing plane?"
🔗 17:42 Cptasparagus: at this rate im not getting any Last of US before I leave for Andor
🔗 17:42 SnackPak_: the ol pencil dive
🔗 17:42 MacbethSeemsSus: Holding on to them will be tough
🔗 17:42ThorSokar: the hard part is being able to hold on to Adam after you pull the shoot
🔗 17:42 ButButTheJesus: "haha, catch me!"
🔗 17:42 Thefluffiestguineapig: Reach terminal velocity as fast as possible!!!!
🔗 17:42 Lord_Hosk: Ben, as someone who has jumped out of several airplanes and landed under silk. I can tell you. You wouldn't catch him, and if you did, you wouldn't hold him past the opening and then he's gone
🔗 17:42BOTGrant: Get the hooks in
🔗 17:42Vonbane: or knees around their shoulders
🔗 17:42 betweenmyself: why are there so many backpacks full of spoons on airplanes? Pilot gotta be ready to eat breakfast cereal no matter what time zone they land in
🔗 17:43 Kramburger: It's all going to depend if Adam holds you back
🔗 17:43 salamisuperstar: What they held hands?
🔗 17:43 MacbethSeemsSus: Pinky hold
🔗 17:43 RayFK: That's how you get two ripped dicks
🔗 17:43 saucemaster5000: like a pretzel
🔗 17:43 ButButTheJesus: BEN WAT
🔗 17:43 lamina5432: trade straps ??
🔗 17:43 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could rip your dicks off
🔗 17:43EvilBadman: Ya'll locked up
🔗 17:43 Lord_Hosk: OK... If you tied your weeners together, it would work
🔗 17:43BOTGrant: Mid-air docking
🔗 17:43drcthulu: that's have you make 2 eunics
🔗 17:43ghyllnox: I'm sure yeah
🔗 17:43Vonbane: "pretzeling"
🔗 17:43 goombalax: chinese finger trap
🔗 17:43Natural_Ones_Only: Docking?
🔗 17:43 YawnLance: Structurally integral docking
🔗 17:43 MrSarkhan: docking?
🔗 17:43 BusTed: what would you consider a successful google search of that
🔗 17:43 lamina5432: I’m sure there’s a hospital record somewhere
🔗 17:43ThorSokar: I have definitely seen it done in a cartoon
🔗 17:43 Kramburger: This is why Hosk isn't a mod anymore
🔗 17:43 raulghoulia: is that where tying the knot comes from?
🔗 17:43DMGlol: probably easier with foreskin 🤷
🔗 17:43ghyllnox: The hardest part of that would probably be not getting hard
🔗 17:44 Mr_Horrible: now that I'm back from washing dishes, I was gonna say: I'll asking my buddy who skydives for confirmation, but it seems highly unlikely to work
🔗 17:44 micalovits: Probably mostly gonna find them tied together with string
🔗 17:44ThorSokar: safe search off, NO COWARDS
🔗 17:44PixelsAtDawnGaming: Just ask ChatGPT to draw you a picture
🔗 17:44 betweenmyself: a successful google search is anything that doesn’t get you on a watch list
🔗 17:44 BusTed: @Mr_Horrible wb
🔗 17:44EvilBadman: Alex could probably hook that up for you
🔗 17:44 SnackPak_: thats so mean
🔗 17:44Natural_Ones_Only: Paul needs to learn his lesson
🔗 17:44 Kramburger: "How to kill my business partner?"
🔗 17:44 Thefluffiestguineapig: He would know who did it
🔗 17:44letsbelgo: Yeah, its possible. Easy google
🔗 17:44 Thefluffiestguineapig: By the time
🔗 17:44The_Voices: go look at the back rooms of spencers?
🔗 17:44 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can look at the time the searches were done
🔗 17:45EvilBadman: "How to not be on coke before a coke bingle angle"
🔗 17:45Vonbane: chrome for home, firefox for work
🔗 17:45DMGlol: yea chrome tried to turn off ad block
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🔗 17:45Jadaris: chrome is a mess
🔗 17:45ThorSokar: Chrome broke ad blocking
🔗 17:45letsbelgo: ad blockers still work
🔗 17:45MWGNZ: firefox has more functional ad blocking
🔗 17:45 ButButTheJesus: no that's backwards
🔗 17:45letsbelgo: on chrome
🔗 17:45 terribleplan: Chrome stopped supporting good ad blockers. Firefotx FTW
🔗 17:45ThorSokar: also it eats all the memory
🔗 17:45 GasCityGaming: my ublock still works on chrome
🔗 17:45 Darleysam: every three months, they change what the correct browser is you should be using
🔗 17:45 MrSarkhan: a lot of people are switching because the ai nonsense and ad blocking is making Chrome unusable.
🔗 17:45Omnipotrevor: I recently switched back to Firefox from Chrome. Chrome basically forced me to stop using it
🔗 17:45 Lord_Hosk: People are switching OFF of Chrome and back to firefox now because of how bad it is
🔗 17:45letsbelgo: Yeah, ublock lite works fine
🔗 17:45GreyThey: Google collects data from Chrome about you, even in Incognito Mode
🔗 17:45 lamina5432: my only issue with opera is it doesn’t mirror tabs as easily
🔗 17:45EvilBadman: Opera gx social marketing team are the goddamn worst
🔗 17:46 Mr_Horrible: the fact that it loads a string pool the size of god whenever you type a single letter into the search bar
🔗 17:46KeytarCat: I'm on Opera these days (not GX)
🔗 17:46 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are not ok
🔗 17:46 GasCityGaming: had to use edge on my work laptop
🔗 17:46ThorSokar: Edge is NOT fine
🔗 17:46 spurius: edge is fine
🔗 17:46 niccus: edge is fine
🔗 17:46 ShaneLeeAtk: Edge is Chrome
🔗 17:46 salamisuperstar: No one uses Edge
🔗 17:46 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone who uses Edge needs to think hard about themselves
🔗 17:46EvilBadman: You edge a bit before you bing
🔗 17:46 Stripe_dog: When Edge was changed to Chromium it was genuinely alright but over years they've ruined it again
🔗 17:46 Juliamon: Edge is just Chrome in a trenchcoat
🔗 17:46trebuchetboy: Opera having a Twitch plugin so I know when people are live is huge for me
🔗 17:46 Lord_Hosk: Edge is used for one thing. Downloading another browser
🔗 17:46 DaFhaye: With how much AI is pushed google I wouldn't use it at all anymore
🔗 17:46 the_walking: firefox
🔗 17:46 LadyAiluros: Safari for the win
🔗 17:46 niccus: edge is chrome minus AI integration now
🔗 17:46 MrSarkhan: edge is chrome but with microsofts trackers instead of Googles
🔗 17:46 Kipstar: love to edge the internet
🔗 17:46 kimmibeans: They all suck now
🔗 17:46 Earthenone:
a trenchcoat is pretty edge-y
🔗 17:46 Mr_Horrible: safari can go to hell
🔗 17:46drcthulu: edge it honestly fine, I'm just used to chrome so that's what I use
🔗 17:46 Darleysam: simply don't use a browser
🔗 17:46PixelsAtDawnGaming: Edge is what you use when no other options are available. Including manually translating the packets yourself
🔗 17:47 Mr_Horrible: their dev tools are godawful
🔗 17:47 Marvoleath: the numbers for Edge are from offices that are forced by their IT to use it
🔗 17:47 LordZarano: Edge has the best built-in game, based on a video I watched
🔗 17:47Natural_Ones_Only: i exploerer
🔗 17:47 QuixoticScrivener: I love my Firefox and Duck Duck go
🔗 17:47EvilBadman: I got here via AOL Channel: Twitch
🔗 17:47 Lord_Hosk: Mozilla
🔗 17:47 BrowneePointz: chrome also has become a bloated enshittified piece of crap
🔗 17:47 bethy_kins24: AOL
🔗 17:47 BrowneePointz: NETSCAPE BABY!
🔗 17:47 Thefluffiestguineapig: The thing is that Firefox has the fewest negative interactions with websites and other things
🔗 17:47YeOldeMark: Netscape
🔗 17:47 GasCityGaming: Lycos search engine anyone?
🔗 17:47Jadaris: AOL Keyword: Comedy
🔗 17:47 ShaneLeeAtk: Being me back to Netscape Navigator
🔗 17:47 JessieImproved: I used Netscape for a long time
🔗 17:47 kimmibeans: I mean, I used IE until about 2009/2010 when I switched to firefox, and then in like 2012 I switcched to Chrome
🔗 17:47 BrowneePointz: Netscape, the one what started the Microsoft monopoly lawsuit
🔗 17:48 Thefluffiestguineapig: yup
🔗 17:48 bethy_kins24: Charles E Cheese!
🔗 17:48 BusTed: Charles Entertainment Cheese
🔗 17:48 PipeSmokingOwl: Charles Entertainment Cheese!?
🔗 17:48 betweenmyself: Charles Entertainment Cheese
🔗 17:48 raulghoulia: founded by atari founder
🔗 17:48 Thefluffiestguineapig: Charles Entertainment Cheese
🔗 17:48 terribleplan: You mean Charles Entertainment Cheese?
🔗 17:48 BrowneePointz: Charles Entertainment Cheese
🔗 17:48dippedfeathers: ah my area of expertise
🔗 17:48 NotCainNorAbel: Mouse washed
🔗 17:48rin_the_kat: rat casino!
🔗 17:48 lamina5432: once stole tickets as a 6 year old
🔗 17:48drcthulu: He got a glow up
🔗 17:48dippedfeathers: Showbiz pizza place baby
🔗 17:48 RelwinEJ: Showbiz
🔗 17:48 terribleplan: Showbiz
🔗 17:48 bethy_kins24: Showbiz Pizza
🔗 17:48 ShaneLeeAtk: Showbiz Pizza
🔗 17:48 Thefluffiestguineapig: Showbiz Pizza
🔗 17:48ThorSokar: Lowest count browser that his the VST website last event was: Vivaldi (5 whole people)
🔗 17:49Riandisa: Showbiz Pizza was the best
🔗 17:49Natural_Ones_Only: Invasion of the Pizza Snatchers
🔗 17:49 SquareDotCube: 1984
🔗 17:49 raulghoulia: when ET came out
🔗 17:49 SnackPak_:
🔗 17:49 BrowneePointz: 1984
🔗 17:49 Kramburger: The ET game
🔗 17:49Natural_Ones_Only: 84
🔗 17:49 JessieImproved: Showbiz was the GOAT
🔗 17:49 Mr_Horrible: it's what George was writing about
🔗 17:49 SquareDotCube: Nintendo saved the industry in 85
🔗 17:49 ButButTheJesus: huh, TIL
🔗 17:49 Mr_Horrible: it's just like my fanfics
🔗 17:49 GasCityGaming: the first Tyranid
🔗 17:49Natural_Ones_Only: Its wearing the skin of Chuck E Cheese
🔗 17:49 bethy_kins24: I miss the music show there
🔗 17:49 BusTed: wears Chuck's skin like a suit
🔗 17:49 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because Chuck E Cheese had better mascots but Showbiz had better business sense
🔗 17:49dippedfeathers: And CEC has gone on to have no problems ever (multiple bankruptcies since)
🔗 17:49 Kramburger: Welcome to capitalism, return to mercantilism
🔗 17:50 Kipstar: showbiz in a Chuck E Cheese skinsuit
🔗 17:50 Thefluffiestguineapig: So they basically bought the intellectual property
🔗 17:50dippedfeathers: Jersey Rat
🔗 17:50ThorSokar: They went and dug them up! A friend has one of them
🔗 17:50 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah he was a New York Rat
🔗 17:50Vonbane:
speaking of, lets play a non dogshit video game
🔗 17:50 niccus: and that's how Concept Unification came to be
🔗 17:50Riandisa: I have a token saved from Showbiz Pizza
🔗 17:50 raulghoulia: doesn't know when his birthday is so he celebrates other kids birthdays so they won't know his pain
🔗 17:50KeytarCat: Wearing Chuck E Cheese like a coat
🔗 17:50 JessieImproved: Yeah he Chuck E was in a box
🔗 17:50 BrowneePointz: Chuck e Cheese had better branding but Showbiz was a better business by faaaaar
🔗 17:50 betweenmyself: Charles Entertainment Cheese, the Insult Comic Rodent
🔗 17:50EvilBadman: I'm Fuckin E Cheese ayyyy
🔗 17:50 saucemaster5000: my chuck e cheese respected the word of god
🔗 17:50dippedfeathers: No it was supposed to be a coyote ben
🔗 17:50dippedfeathers: It was nolan bushnell himself actually
🔗 17:50Natural_Ones_Only: Andor in 10 mins, Zombies in ???
🔗 17:50 Thefluffiestguineapig: Coyote
🔗 17:50 LordZarano: @SquareDotCube In the US maybe, In UK & Europe home computer games were popular that whole time, there was no crash
🔗 17:51 ghizmou: caillou tea
🔗 17:51 Kramburger: Chuck-e-cheese is a class traitor
🔗 17:51MWGNZ:
te?
🔗 17:51Astramentha: caillout
🔗 17:51 GasCityGaming: yeah, kye-oat
🔗 17:51 Mr_Horrible: Co-Yute is when 2 Australians share a car
🔗 17:51 BrowneePointz: my dad says kai-yoat
🔗 17:51 terribleplan: Look up "Concept Unification" on youtube. The VHS of how they converted the animatronics and stuff is uploaded there and totally wild
🔗 17:51 BusTed: sounds like a good time
🔗 17:51 Kramburger: God bless you, Adam
🔗 17:51dippedfeathers: Hit that yanni keys to imagination joint
🔗 17:51 bethy_kins24: Best band ever
🔗 17:51 Thefluffiestguineapig: They combined them
🔗 17:51dippedfeathers: Almost all of the CEC animatronics are gone now
🔗 17:51 Thefluffiestguineapig: The chef is the Showbiz mascot
🔗 17:51GreyThey: Did you cause a divorce?
🔗 17:51 saucemaster5000: I mean, bad pizza and skee ball is fun
🔗 17:51 betweenmyself: “Nobody gets to leave until someone has contracted something from the ball pit!”
🔗 17:52 Juliamon: All I wanted from a place was skeeball
🔗 17:52 Kramburger: God forbid a man have some whimsy in his life
🔗 17:52The_Timo: Ours was "Go Bananas" Jungle themed
🔗 17:52dippedfeathers: @Thefluffiestguineapig No.
🔗 17:52 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck do I know so much about this???
🔗 17:52 BrowneePointz: LIKE DISCOVERY ZONE!!!!!
🔗 17:52Mai_Andra: I didn't know they used to be rivals. It was just regional as far as I knew, but owned by the same company.
🔗 17:52 BrowneePointz: fuck I miss discovery zone!
🔗 17:52 BusTed: I remember doing that
🔗 17:52Vonbane:
Canada probably has Jean Paul Le Poutine or something
🔗 17:52EvilBadman: Let's Play at 52 minutes. Wait am I doing this right?
🔗 17:52jokcourtz: Howdy! Love catching the streams! my fav dudes
🔗 17:52 BusTed: "I will not run, jump, or climb!"
🔗 17:52 Kramburger: Okay, Adam's banned from LaserForce
🔗 17:52ThorSokar: what the hell kinda laser tag were going to?
🔗 17:52 Texan_Reverend: @BrowneePointz YESSSS Discovery Zone was the BEST!
🔗 17:52 saucemaster5000: ben played bushido blade laser tag
🔗 17:52 lamina5432: laser tag does happen in a dark room and has sacrifices
🔗 17:52EvilBadman: "I will not Run Duck or Climb"
🔗 17:52 betweenmyself:
Ben is not a war criminal
🔗 17:52 BrowneePointz: Discovery Zone slaaaaappppppeeed
🔗 17:52 Mr_Horrible: "Wife's too showt fow wow-tiew stwats, bwothew" as Adam shoots from his impenetrable position
🔗 17:52drcthulu: the marshall
🔗 17:52 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dippedfeathers Yup, he was the original showbiz mascot that they modified and added to the band. Showbiz had the business sense and bought Chuck E Cheese to get the good characters basically
🔗 17:52 salamisuperstar: The laser tag place I went to had the sensor on the front of the gun
🔗 17:52 YawnLance: Yeah we had to do that here too
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🔗 17:53 GasCityGaming: There was lazer tag in the saskatoon mall that was basically a maze with cubicle walls.
🔗 17:53 Kramburger: NO MERCY
🔗 17:53 SquareDotCube: We didn't have CEC, only Mr. Gatti's near where I lived
🔗 17:53drcthulu: it's a children's game
🔗 17:53 BrowneePointz: it’s so the most kids can have fun….Adam
🔗 17:53 Kramburger: Mercy is For the WEAK
🔗 17:53 NotCainNorAbel: Ben's not wrong
🔗 17:53ghyllnox: They didn't let you RUN?
🔗 17:53 saucemaster5000: this is how adam led the amercian revolutionaries to victory against the british
🔗 17:53 Texan_Reverend: !patreon
🔗 17:53 Mr_Horrible:
the layers of jpeg compression on industrialized killing
🔗 17:53Natural_Ones_Only: Talking Sim?
🔗 17:53 Texan_Reverend: Nope, not yet.
🔗 17:53 Kramburger: Buy store
🔗 17:53 Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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🔗 17:53 BrowneePointz: did yall have Discovery Zone up in Canada?
🔗 17:53 betweenmyself:
hey, don’t be *that guy* that covers the barrel of their laser rifle between shots to reduce their overall target profile
🔗 17:53 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I was gonna ask why he did this, as a Canadian, but he needed KKona to come into being
🔗 17:53 3schr: Will either of you be at MagicCon Vegas? Can't wait to hopefully meet you!
🔗 17:53 Texan_Reverend: !prime
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🔗 17:54EvilBadman: It was jump not duck, faulty memory, but yeah
🔗 17:54 ButButTheJesus: wooo I just completed another balatro run
🔗 17:54 the_walking: the podcast went longer than Ian said on crossing the stream
🔗 17:54 GasCityGaming: no stop lights
🔗 17:54 Kramburger: The discovery zone is what I call my junk
🔗 17:54 neisan2112: We just had stuff like Alley Cats and Putt Putt
🔗 17:54 Mr_Horrible: we had a couple of them in the area, broadly, but they were all at least a 30 minute drive
🔗 17:54 MacbethSeemsSus: The Defunctland video about DiscoveryZone's great btw
🔗 17:54 raulghoulia: good lord
🔗 17:54ThorSokar: everyone's using the same outhoutse
🔗 17:54 vinewood_og: No more buckets for us!!!
🔗 17:54 BrowneePointz: it was like those Trampoline gym places 30 years ago Adam kinda. massive Kids recreation place
🔗 17:54 Thefluffiestguineapig: When the Romans came through and introduced plumbing and roads
🔗 17:54 lamina5432: a separate jail cell
🔗 17:54 GasCityGaming: some places up north are above ground cause they didn't wanna drill into rock
🔗 17:54 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, I feel like out there on the prairie you put a pipe underground there's a chance you can't reach it in the winter
🔗 17:54patrick_stonecrusher: one Superman cabinet at the pool hall
🔗 17:55Natural_Ones_Only: Game? On my Podcast?
🔗 17:55GreyThey: The town had no traffic light, and no laser light
🔗 17:55 gualdhar: "I'm gonna be a daddy?"
🔗 17:55 saucemaster5000: the best game in any arcade was the "medieval madness" pinball table
🔗 17:55 YawnLance: Oh you met the guys in the woods that shot you with arrows a bunch
🔗 17:55 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 Raiden Fighter and it wasn't close
🔗 17:55 betweenmyself: got spooked at the work bench
🔗 17:55 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't Dina basically acting like she isn't dating us again now Jesse showed u[?
🔗 17:55Vonbane: how many dollar stores did you have?
🔗 17:55 BrowneePointz: iirc the game insinuates Ellie is Bi? but I may be wrong
🔗 17:56 Diabore: where your house was the police station
🔗 17:56 GasCityGaming: Our Chinese place was the Good Day
🔗 17:56 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible okay that one was good too. It ain't medieval madness tho
🔗 17:56 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 fair, they did have some goodass pinball tables
🔗 17:56 salamisuperstar: "Someone is borrowing the one book from the library again."
🔗 17:56 BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible remember Happy Joe’s Pizza?
🔗 17:56 Mr_Horrible: Golden Axe another classic
🔗 17:56 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz sure do
🔗 17:56Blakemcm: 650 kids in my graduating senior class
🔗 17:56Natural_Ones_Only: I had 750
🔗 17:56KeytarCat: wait, didn't we find a handgun holster last time?
🔗 17:56 Lord_Hosk: Did they have a chinese buffet? because Victoria doesn't even have one of those, and YES IM SALTY ABOUT IT! I wanna move again
🔗 17:56 Mr_Horrible: had kid birthdays at Jungle Bungle in the QC
🔗 17:56 raulghoulia: cause youre so big
🔗 17:56 betweenmyself:
also we had a flashback finding guitar strings in which Ellie and Joel got serious
🔗 17:56 neisan2112: That does seem like a big class for that size of K-12
🔗 17:56 SnackPak_: there were over 1000 kids in my HS class
🔗 17:56 BrowneePointz: man Happy Joe’s Pizza was great. they invented the taco pizza!
🔗 17:56dippedfeathers: @Thefluffiestguineapig You are factually wrong. Pasqually the Chef was at CEC from it's first location, and there was never a chef character at Showbiz. It's own band, the Rockafire Explosion, was (by most people's opinions) better than CEC's group. They bought CEC because it went bankrupt and were going to replace CEC with the showbiz branding, the reason for the pivot is that the creators of the Rockafire Explosion (who were a seperate party from Showbiz Pizza) did not agree to sell the charac
🔗 17:57Mai_Andra: Mine was around 150, but it was a church school. Graduating class was 7.
🔗 17:57 salamisuperstar: At least you can get a succulent Chinese meal
🔗 17:57 GasCityGaming: Anyone else have the gas station Subway?
🔗 17:57drcthulu: Picture the cheapest pizza you can buy
🔗 17:57dippedfeathers: I'm sorry
🔗 17:57dippedfeathers: I'm so sorry
🔗 17:57 JessieImproved: It wasn't a Little Ceaser's? They went straight to Pizza Pizza?
🔗 17:57 salamisuperstar: Adam Conover has joined the chat
🔗 17:57 SnackPak_: damnnn
🔗 17:57 Mr_Horrible: We're back to the podcast
🔗 17:57 Mr_Horrible: it's creeping in
🔗 17:58MWGNZ:
🔗 17:58 ButButTheJesus: @dippedfeathers no this is great
🔗 17:58 PipeSmokingOwl: this is like an Um Actually bit rofl
🔗 17:58Vonbane: wasn't there a CEC documentary?
🔗 17:58 Mr_Horrible:
that's what I do here every week, Ben
🔗 17:58 DoctorHutch: Is it called pizza pizza in CA and not little ceasers?
🔗 17:58 BrowneePointz: Ben and Adam make fun of me for being a random trivia fountain ALL THE TIME
🔗 17:58 Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently I triggered something deeply seated in your soul @dippedfeathers
🔗 17:58 saucemaster5000: as a chef, I just kinda let people eat whatever they want
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🔗 17:58 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Same friend
🔗 17:58 BrowneePointz: to the point Ben had a channel command goofing on me for it
🔗 17:58 MacbethSeemsSus: The secrets Chuck E Cheese doesn't want you to know.
🔗 17:58 Mr_Horrible: activated the special interest trap card
🔗 17:58 dippedfeathers: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub! I don't deserve this.
🔗 17:58 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dippedfeathers You're totally good BTW
🔗 17:58 BrowneePointz: AUTISM SPECTRUM BANY!
🔗 17:58 Mr_Horrible: and he says he never bullies us
🔗 17:58 betweenmyself: Pasquali’s is currently used as the cover name for ghost kitchens run out of Chuck E Cheese locations
🔗 17:58 SnackPak_: blat blat
🔗 17:58MWGNZ:
🔗 17:58 terribleplan: Ben, ti's called autism. Try to be sensitive to me.
🔗 17:59 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz HIGH FIVE
🔗 17:59 BrowneePointz: BABY!
🔗 17:59Natural_Ones_Only: Doesn't Serge have a Brownie Point system?
🔗 17:59 saucemaster5000: BANY!
🔗 17:59Mai_Andra:
"Nope." - Ellie said the thing
🔗 17:59 YawnLance:
@BrowneePointz That's a real spicy tako 
🔗 17:59 raulghoulia: that's some water damage on the floor
🔗 17:59Natural_Ones_Only: Ben Becomes Italian
🔗 17:59 terribleplan: Reason for report: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
🔗 17:59 xantos69: I did a super deep research on Chuck E Cheese because I made that company the center of a D&D campaign I wrote. My players had to search for clues in some of their movies.
🔗 17:59 Mr_Horrible: we got to experience that last week when you forgot what kind of pie apples make
🔗 17:59 BrowneePointz: I had this name LONG before serge installed his BP system
🔗 17:59Vonbane: like Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit
🔗 17:59 YawnLance: Does it ever loop back around and become really deep?
🔗 17:59 gawag_: nice chuck e cheese impression
🔗 17:59 BrowneePointz: @yawnlance how dare you
🔗 18:00Mai_Andra: Ben just turns into Gilbert Gottfried
🔗 18:00 Lord_Hosk: As I understand it Pizza Pizza has nothing to do with Little Ceasers, they are just almost identical and the fact that Little Ceasers used the slogan "pizza pizza" in the 80s and 90s is coincidental
🔗 18:00 Mr_Horrible: "I'm just spitting hypotheticals here, brother"
🔗 18:00 YawnLance:
@BrowneePointz 
🔗 18:00n3ther: i'm innocent
🔗 18:00Natural_Ones_Only: Just a little guy
🔗 18:00 TheAwkes: She got 1000 spoons in the backpack, or what?
🔗 18:00 betweenmyself: “What do you *mean* ‘Adam!’?”
🔗 18:00Astramentha: and it’s his birthday 🥺
🔗 18:00 Mr_Horrible: turns out it's also his birthday
🔗 18:00n3ther: @betweenmyself haha
🔗 18:00 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just a guy from Memphis"
🔗 18:00 Juliamon: "pizza pizza" is a stupid slogan AND a stupid name for a chain, and that makes it even funnier
🔗 18:00rin_the_kat: hey guys, is it true that canada will get mad if the maple leaves win the cup?
🔗 18:00Mai_Andra:
What are any of us doing here, really?
🔗 18:01 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon It's so good
🔗 18:01ghyllnox: @Astramentha And we're at the Chuck E Cheese
🔗 18:01 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I wonder if Little Caesar's and Pizza Pizza have ever clashed over it
🔗 18:01 saucemaster5000: Go leagfs
🔗 18:01 raulghoulia: go Bs
🔗 18:01 Mr_Horrible: like I wanna see that court filing
🔗 18:01drcthulu: I just like to poke fun at leaf
🔗 18:01 saucemaster5000: What is worse -- Boston fans or yankees fans?
🔗 18:01 gualdhar: hey, Philly fans aren't obnoxious! you take that back!
🔗 18:01 3schr: Sup Dudes. Is anything confirmed with MagicCon Vegas? Really hoping to see y'all there!
🔗 18:01 neisan2112: Go Stars tho
🔗 18:02 Mr_Horrible: Yankees, I think, but it's closer than it should be @saucemaster5000
🔗 18:02 Juliamon: 3schr I think Wheeler confirmed he'd be there?
🔗 18:02altis39: Philly fans burn our city down
🔗 18:02 dippedfeathers: Go anyone except panthers
🔗 18:02 gualdhar: we only threw batteries at Santa the one time
🔗 18:02 BrowneePointz: speaking of media with sad themes. either of yall seen Thunderbolts* yet? that movie was GREAT
🔗 18:02 lamina5432: as someone near Philly they are
🔗 18:02Natural_Ones_Only cries in california
🔗 18:02 xantos69: In hockey I just always root for the Red Wings. I feel like Detroit has been through so much they should have something nice.
🔗 18:02 salamisuperstar:
I'm from Boston, I've never seen anyone be insufferable!
🔗 18:02 terribleplan: Let's Go Blues
🔗 18:02letsbelgo: sportsball
🔗 18:02 3schr: @Juliamon Oh, Sweet! I know things are contentious with the countries. i just hope that doesn't ruin it for everyone
🔗 18:02 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar The amount of vandalism including trying to assault a police horse multiple times begs to disagree
🔗 18:02 DrAegirinePyrope: Was gonna say, as someone from Mass, accurate about Boston fans
🔗 18:02 saucemaster5000: steelers fans just have to admit the ravens are objectively the cooler team and I'l start taking philly seriously
🔗 18:02 Mr_Horrible: Ellie reloading her gun with all the bullets stuck in her
🔗 18:02ChrisTheLemming: Skinner just had a shutout!
🔗 18:03 Lord_Hosk: Careful, if you insult philly sports fans they will throw snowballs at you. No matter where you are or what season it is... they have them.
🔗 18:03Natural_Ones_Only: Go climb a pre-greased street pole
🔗 18:03 raulghoulia: you have a flashlight how can they not find you?
🔗 18:03 brainbosh: Wonder if they can notice you from the bright ass flashlight lol
🔗 18:03 BrowneePointz: I have no sports opinions because my state has no professional teams in any sport outside minor leagues
🔗 18:03 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk And sometimes they will have things in them that will be unfortunate
🔗 18:03 Scy_Anide: Tomb Raider? On Let's Nope?
🔗 18:03 lamina5432: @lord_hosk I wish we got that much snow
🔗 18:03 BrowneePointz: and New York
🔗 18:03 underhill33: I hate NY and LA teams way more
🔗 18:03 BrowneePointz: New York Boston and Philly are insufferable
🔗 18:03 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz My sports opinions are about things like equestrian events or the Olympics
🔗 18:03 Mr_Horrible: the Knicks and the Mets are allowed to be good
🔗 18:03 Mr_Horrible: because they never will be
🔗 18:03 3schr: I'm happy to be in the home of the GREATEST NHL GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME!
🔗 18:04Natural_Ones_Only: How do you feel about the Cali teams?
🔗 18:04 GasCityGaming: hate the Yankees
🔗 18:04 Mr_Horrible: so it'd be funny if they were
🔗 18:04 DoctorHutch: But nobody hates yankees fans.
🔗 18:04 DrAegirinePyrope: New York and Boston are particularly insufferable when they are playing each other
🔗 18:04Natural_Ones_Only: @DoctorHutch Boston fans
🔗 18:04 Mr_Horrible: when a team's fans view their allegiance as a form of self-flagellation
🔗 18:04 Lord_Hosk: How many New York Teams are Actually Jersey teams?
🔗 18:04Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible The Browns
🔗 18:04 salamisuperstar: Any time a City that has a lot of money for their sports team is bad it feels like justice
🔗 18:04 3schr: Roast the Capitals
🔗 18:04 Thefluffiestguineapig: My father was a Cubs fan and seeing him and his family lose their minds when they actually got good after the 100 year losing streak was amazing
🔗 18:04 Mr_Horrible: @Natural_Ones_Only the Browns come full circle into reveling in it
🔗 18:05 BrowneePointz: but yea as an Iowan I’m BASICALLY contractually obligated to root for the Cubs
🔗 18:05 Mr_Horrible: throwing parades for the opposite of a perfect season
🔗 18:05kynelwynn: As a North Bay CA person, I'm oblidged to root for the Warriors in Basketball and th Giants in Baseball
🔗 18:05 dippedfeathers: The world will end if the Browns win the super bowl
🔗 18:05 Mr_Horrible:
see, this cheese wouldn't work in a souls game
🔗 18:05 3schr: Or just roast any Washington team. I'm from both places, so they all apply
🔗 18:05 Lord_Hosk: Im a real big fan of the Washington Football team and the Utah Hockey team. I think every league should have a team that is just "Sport team" every season
🔗 18:05 salamisuperstar: I like the descriptive adjectives for the whistles on the CC
🔗 18:06 BrowneePointz: although I do like that regardless of affiliation most of Baseball fandom just were mega happy for the Cubs when they finally got the pennant again
🔗 18:06 gawag_: why does that one have a khopesh lol
🔗 18:06 Mr_Horrible: @Lord_Hosk I'm still salty they finally changed from the placeholder "Washington Football Team"
🔗 18:06 dippedfeathers: Mammoth
🔗 18:06 BrowneePointz: probably a grain sickle
🔗 18:06 GasCityGaming: the Utah Fuckin God Damns
🔗 18:06 3schr: Mammoth (Singular)
🔗 18:06PixelsAtDawnGaming: Utah Saints
🔗 18:06 Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably have tusks in the logo
🔗 18:06kynelwynn: Oh, and for hockey, gotta go Sharks
🔗 18:06 dippedfeathers: yeah the logos pretty cool
🔗 18:06 saucemaster5000: Utah is pretty. SLC is... not
🔗 18:06 Thefluffiestguineapig: Since tusks feature prominently in mammoths as an animal
🔗 18:06 salamisuperstar: The David Mamets
🔗 18:06Vonbane: the home of the Mormons boring? nah
🔗 18:06Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible Would you rather have their old name?
🔗 18:07 xantos69: SLC depressed me and I was on vacation there.
🔗 18:07 BrowneePointz: SLC is better than it used to be. the city owns the majority of itself now and not the LDS
🔗 18:07 GasCityGaming: yeah, LOT of Mormons in Alberta
🔗 18:07Natural_Ones_Only: Soaking
🔗 18:07 DrAegirinePyrope: Utah outside of the cities is beautiful. Did my field work for my master's degree there
🔗 18:07 raulghoulia: mormons soak
🔗 18:07 Mr_Horrible: @Natural_Ones_Only of course not. I wanted them to keep the placeholder instead of something boring like they settled on with "the Commanders"
🔗 18:07 saucemaster5000: It's mormon not Boremon
🔗 18:07Vonbane: lol soaking
🔗 18:07Vonbane: look it up
🔗 18:07 Lord_Hosk: Ben will say no more about mormans and high school
🔗 18:07 3schr: NCMOs - Non-Commital Make Outs
🔗 18:07Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible Thats a fair point
🔗 18:07 ContingentCat: Google it later Adam
🔗 18:07 ButButTheJesus: thank you Adam, i dunno
🔗 18:07Blakemcm: do not search it
🔗 18:07 GasCityGaming: yeah, don't
🔗 18:07 Juliamon: Do not search it
🔗 18:07Natural_Ones_Only: Don't look it up
🔗 18:07 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
🔗 18:07MWGNZ:
🔗 18:07 terribleplan: Don't
🔗 18:07 BrowneePointz: It’s when two people lay on each other in a third person pushes them together
🔗 18:07 SnackPak_: coward
🔗 18:07 empyreon: nope nope nope
🔗 18:07drcthulu: tainted knowledge
🔗 18:07The_Timo: It's mormon loophole sex
🔗 18:07 JosephDeath: It's dumb and Mormons don't actually do it
🔗 18:08 BrowneePointz: To get past Mormon sex weird stuff
🔗 18:08Vonbane: Adam can't handle that info
🔗 18:08 Mr_Horrible: it's Mormon cope for abstinence
🔗 18:08 betweenmyself: Mormons engage in Soaking because they believe they can get around loopholes against premarital sex
🔗 18:08 FlyboyZeb: The p just sits in the v with no movement. Soaks in there.
🔗 18:08 3schr: Do you know what a NCMO is?
🔗 18:08 Thefluffiestguineapig: Save you from yourself
🔗 18:08Natural_Ones_Only: yes?
🔗 18:08Blakemcm: sorry i opened the flood gate for soaking
🔗 18:08 the_walking: sex without motion
🔗 18:08 GasCityGaming: sexy times minus the moving
🔗 18:08 Mr_Horrible: and is more a meme than an actual phenomenon
🔗 18:08 Marvoleath: Sex minus the movement
🔗 18:08 salamisuperstar: I bet Wheeler knows
🔗 18:08 xantos69: G has kids. He clearly doesn't know.
🔗 18:08Natural_Ones_Only: HR lawsuit incoming
🔗 18:08Omnipotrevor: Mormons tend to be successful fantasy writers, from what I can tell
🔗 18:08 3schr: Highlight reel here we come!
🔗 18:08 DoctorHutch: Recently on a dropout episode so it's in chat's head
🔗 18:08 dippedfeathers: Adam plz no
🔗 18:08Natural_Ones_Only: Please no
🔗 18:08ghyllnox: He's married so he doesn't have to
🔗 18:08EvilBadman: No forehead kisses before leaving
🔗 18:08 Lord_Hosk: You need help to soak its not a 2 person job
🔗 18:08ghyllnox: You *can* but you don't have to
🔗 18:08Natural_Ones_Only: Well you can but you don't have to
🔗 18:08 terribleplan: You're married so you don't have to soak as an alternative
🔗 18:09 Stripe_dog: It is not sometihng so bad you can't google it
🔗 18:09 Juliamon: It's assisted sexytime
🔗 18:09Vonbane: <message deleted>ask ChatGPT LUL
🔗 18:09Blakemcm: oh... its a sexy time thing
🔗 18:09NimrodXIV: Isn't the bed bouncing thing a different thing
🔗 18:09 GasCityGaming: it involves people jumping on the bed
🔗 18:09ghyllnox: It's not not a sexytime thing
🔗 18:09 Diabore: @Juliamon pretty sure the assisted is a different word
🔗 18:09Natural_Ones_Only: Its uhhhhh, monkeys on the bed
🔗 18:09The_Timo: It's a loophole in their addled minds lol
🔗 18:09 awildshen: that is a Mike Haggar ass pipe
🔗 18:09Blakemcm: its a loophole
🔗 18:09 saucemaster5000: the double kill rock!!!
🔗 18:09 Mr_Horrible: @awildshen Ellie got a goddamn infinite
🔗 18:09The_Timo: Oh my buddy made Duck game, so good
🔗 18:09 SquareDotCube: Wow a return to Duck Game!
🔗 18:10PixelsAtDawnGaming: Duck Game is consistently awesome
🔗 18:10 betweenmyself: Soaking: If we have premarital sex in a specific way, God isn’t allowed to be angry with us.
🔗 18:10 Diabore: winky face?
🔗 18:10 saucemaster5000: I am so dogshit at duckgame but it's great
🔗 18:10 Mr_Horrible: play Duck Game on CTS and if anyone gets a winstreak going Adam comes in to even the playing field
🔗 18:10 awildshen: @Mr_Horrible pipehittingfloor.wav
🔗 18:10 SquareDotCube: the trombone and drum kit
🔗 18:10EvilBadman: What's your go to fuck costume
🔗 18:10Natural_Ones_Only: "Friendslop"?
🔗 18:10 Mr_Horrible: yeah, you're a stage hazard
🔗 18:10 Mr_Horrible: that's why you level it out
🔗 18:10EvilBadman: Duck costume lol Hanks autocorrect
🔗 18:10 Thefluffiestguineapig: You two should play Home ImprÖvization on CTS, it's the unofficial IKEA video game and it can be Co-op, with helping or hindering
🔗 18:10 BrowneePointz: god I love duck game and Gang Beasts/Party animals
🔗 18:11 Juliamon: oh my god Peej
🔗 18:11 BrowneePointz: Adam, I have watched those old streams that is BS
🔗 18:11 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman come on down to Hank's Autocorrect
🔗 18:11Blakemcm: ellie is immune to bites and bullets
🔗 18:11 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH MAN
🔗 18:11 BrowneePointz: You are a menace affectionate
🔗 18:11 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam needs to be on next Gang Beasts
🔗 18:11 Diabore: "no ellie, dont fall down when youre shot"
🔗 18:11EvilBadman: @juliamon I've trained my phone to fuck instead of duck apparently
🔗 18:11 BrowneePointz: Adam would love Party Animals
🔗 18:11 salamisuperstar: I think these games are just wiping out the remaining population of the earth
🔗 18:11 saucemaster5000: Those ikea meat balls slap so hard
🔗 18:11 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz ^^^For real
🔗 18:12 Mr_Horrible: EvilBadman the rare instance where you actually *want* the classic reversal
🔗 18:12PixelsAtDawnGaming: Lol
🔗 18:12 ButButTheJesus: YAET
🔗 18:12 dippedfeathers: Ellie got momentum cancelled
🔗 18:12 ContingentCat: and if i wanted to do that I'd just stay home, wait no
🔗 18:12 Mr_Horrible:
because it's about Revenge, Adam 
🔗 18:12 raulghoulia: we are the walking of us
🔗 18:12 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's less interesting encounters
🔗 18:12 Thefluffiestguineapig: And you seem to get stuck way more
🔗 18:12 Scy_Anide: It's just Tomb Raider now
🔗 18:12 CaptainSpam: Maybe just once the zombies can be the damn monsters for a change, geez.
🔗 18:12 Mr_Horrible:
I'm saying that
🔗 18:12Blakemcm: a LOT of people prefer the first one
🔗 18:12 salamisuperstar: "We ARE the Walking Dead" 😯
🔗 18:12 BrowneePointz: Actually, there’s been a bunch of sociologist that have done studies based on crisis moments and stuff like this doesn’t actually happen. Humanity actually sticks together.
🔗 18:13ghyllnox: Didn't we find two of them dead?
🔗 18:13 saucemaster5000: this one def felt waaay too long to get to the good stuff
🔗 18:13 BrowneePointz: The whole tribalism people trying to kill each other is really only found in video games and movies
🔗 18:13 JessieImproved: @BrowneePointz Please, for the love of all, tell my Dad that
🔗 18:13 betweenmyself:
*knowing silence*
🔗 18:13Natural_Ones_Only: Abby
🔗 18:13 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz That's how we are literally wired, and that's how we survived. It's fascinating and that's why things like this feel so bad to play and make
🔗 18:13ghyllnox: Ahh gotcha
🔗 18:13 Mr_Horrible: we found a photo of her after, like, 7 combat setpieces
🔗 18:13Natural_Ones_Only: We'll be seeing a lot more of her later
🔗 18:13ghyllnox: I thought Tommy killed two of them interrogating them
🔗 18:14 Mr_Horrible: Garen?
🔗 18:14 Mr_Horrible: Ellie shouting Demacia?
🔗 18:14 saucemaster5000: shephard
🔗 18:14 BrowneePointz: @jessieimproved i’d have to go find the studies again. But yeah, we are literally hardwired to come together and support each other even when crap goes wrong.
🔗 18:14 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved There are a bunch of scientific articles about it if you want to look it up to show your Dad
🔗 18:14 Mr_Horrible:
good news: Neil's not a storywriter either
🔗 18:14 BrowneePointz: And evidence has supported that repeatedly during crisis situations
🔗 18:14Blakemcm: yea this game always has an hour long podcast that plays before you begin
🔗 18:14 salamisuperstar: I wonder if you'll have to play as Abbey again?
🔗 18:14 dippedfeathers: Monsier Druckman
🔗 18:14 GasCityGaming: don't badmouth my dad
🔗 18:14 Mr_Horrible: no I just never remember how many consonants are in his last name
🔗 18:14EvilBadman: Well the TV show skipped a lot of this Seattle open-world stuff
🔗 18:14 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are wired to go into tribal mode, but we are not wired to inherently slaughter other groups
🔗 18:14 Larkonus: Sequels always have to deal with overcoming the novelty of the first game, so I have some sympathy for making them.
🔗 18:14 Mr_Horrible: so I cheat
🔗 18:14 GasCityGaming: MY dad is also named Neil
🔗 18:15 saucemaster5000: I have critiques of this story, and pacing was def one of them. (I do like this plot, but it's told in a weird way to make the drama more dramatic)
🔗 18:15 LostThePirate: @BrowneePointz I think the pandemic gave us quite a lot of data about what people do in a crisis, and a lot of them do really crappy things...
🔗 18:15 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
🔗 18:15 ButButTheJesus: ADAM
🔗 18:15 Nigouki: these games feel like they're made by someone who just wants to make movies but were forced in games instead, but unlike Kojima they don't have a good imagination
🔗 18:15 BusTed:
🔗 18:15 BrowneePointz: do you want us to refer to Neil Druckmann every time we talk about Neil Druckmann?
🔗 18:15 MacbethSeemsSus: Does the LRR wiki have a running list of things Adam will take a shot in the mouth from. If not it should.
🔗 18:15 Kramburger: Neil can get it?
🔗 18:15ghyllnox: Yall have pics or....
🔗 18:16 Juliamon: that one gorilla
🔗 18:16ghyllnox: That one gorilla
🔗 18:16 SnackPak_: I think Gumby was in there
🔗 18:16 saucemaster5000: mr tumnus???
🔗 18:16 ButButTheJesus: THAT Gorilla
🔗 18:16 Mr_Horrible: exclusive club
🔗 18:16 GasCityGaming: Gritty?
🔗 18:16 SquareDotCube: Mr. Clean
🔗 18:16 salamisuperstar: That one gorilla
🔗 18:16 far2muchsarcasm: Popcorn bucket
🔗 18:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: That one Gorilla
🔗 18:16 shendaras: Tony the Tiger..
🔗 18:16 ContingentCat: Bibimbam
🔗 18:16 saucemaster5000: tumnus is shooting blanks, sorry bud
🔗 18:16 BrowneePointz: @lostthepirate you’d think but still more outlier
🔗 18:16 Mr_Horrible: from a CAR????
🔗 18:16 neisan2112: Oh yeah the popcorn bucket
🔗 18:16 empyreon:
🔗 18:16 couchboyj: Is there a list of things Adam won't take a shot in the moth from? Might be a shorter list.
🔗 18:16 ContingentCat: the one fighting off 100 men lol
🔗 18:16 BrowneePointz:
Gumby giving you the C- 
🔗 18:16 GasCityGaming: the one that fights 100 people
🔗 18:16 JessieImproved: you know that one
🔗 18:16 betweenmyself:
🔗 18:16ghyllnox: Dickembe???
🔗 18:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: From the one image serage
🔗 18:16 Mr_Horrible: no, the gorilla that it took 100 guys to subdue
🔗 18:17 Thefluffiestguineapig: *search last week
🔗 18:17 saucemaster5000: I'd take chunky but not lanky
🔗 18:17 dippedfeathers: Dickenzian
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🔗 18:17EvilBadman: The new Donkey Kong
🔗 18:17 Mr_Horrible: wait it doesn't let you use the melee weapon to break the glass?
🔗 18:17 ButButTheJesus: beeg lad
🔗 18:17 Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman why'd they give him pants? He's the king of swing!
🔗 18:17The_Timo: Heavy introduced, got it lol
🔗 18:17 Kramburger: I teched
🔗 18:17 Mr_Horrible: (I do actually like the new design, feels like a modern take on the ooooold old art)
🔗 18:18 Mr_Horrible: we did
🔗 18:18 Mr_Horrible: it was on the PSP
🔗 18:18 saucemaster5000: we did
🔗 18:18 salamisuperstar: So much for your melee build
🔗 18:18 SquareDotCube: on the PSP
🔗 18:18 BrowneePointz: hear me outs are always fun. my surface level easy mode is Leomon. that man is my husband
🔗 18:18 LostThePirate: We did though? For PSP
🔗 18:18drcthulu: It got rerelease on gba
🔗 18:18 GasCityGaming: cause expedition 33 only just came out and revived turn based games /s
🔗 18:18 saucemaster5000: tactics the rare GOOD ff
🔗 18:18Karimsicle: I love that I'm just slightly ahead of y'all in game so that I can watch spoiler free. I died to that boss a few times then finally landed that shot
🔗 18:18 NotCainNorAbel: Because it would make people happy
🔗 18:18voren_chalco: @Mr_Horrible The PSP isn't real
🔗 18:18 Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
🔗 18:18 SquareDotCube: to be fair, Tactics Ogre got a remaster
🔗 18:18 lamina5432: vita is the best handheld
🔗 18:18 ButButTheJesus: its on apple store too but yeah I wanna get PS Trophies for it
🔗 18:19 DaFhaye: Magic the gathering is the best Final Fantasy now
🔗 18:19 BrowneePointz: Square played very Koi on releases for quite some time. It is only recently they started doing rereleases in a timely fashion.
🔗 18:19 Mr_Horrible: as a blitzball enjoyer: Real
🔗 18:19 Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't G play six?
🔗 18:19 BrowneePointz: WHAT
🔗 18:19 saucemaster5000: 6 is my favorite
🔗 18:19 BrowneePointz: 6 is SO GOOD
🔗 18:19 DaFhaye: 6 is the best
🔗 18:19Natural_Ones_Only: Graham?
🔗 18:19 ButButTheJesus: FF6 Play it Forward when?
🔗 18:19 Kramburger: Graham?
🔗 18:19 salamisuperstar: I liked 15, but it was for sure flawed
🔗 18:19EvilBadman: No one has played six? Criminals
🔗 18:19 ghizmou: 6 is also my favorite
🔗 18:19 betweenmyself: Yeah, big ups to Kefka
🔗 18:19 ButButTheJesus: 6 was my first and still my nostalgia fave
🔗 18:19 Mr_Horrible: I mean, fair
🔗 18:19 SquareDotCube: 6 is where you suplex the train
🔗 18:19 BrowneePointz: Beeeeeen you should try 6 and 9!
🔗 18:19 Diabore: i imagine jacob 100% has but he will chew through concrete to play the 14 deck
🔗 18:19 GasCityGaming: I tried them, could never get into them
🔗 18:19 SquareDotCube: and everyone can wear cool glasses
🔗 18:19Omnipotrevor: I've got 13 on steam, but for some reason it doesn't work
🔗 18:20 Mr_Horrible: it's still good, imo
🔗 18:20 ButButTheJesus: yes it holds up
🔗 18:20 Octonomicon: 13 is kind of forgetable
🔗 18:20 BrowneePointz: 6 totally holds up
🔗 18:20 saucemaster5000: it..... MOSTLY holds up, playing it recently
🔗 18:20 ButButTheJesus: still a masterpiece imo
🔗 18:20 BrowneePointz: a snes era GEM
🔗 18:20 empyreon: 9 is still my fave
🔗 18:20KeytarCat: 4 6 and 9 are really good
🔗 18:20EvilBadman: My FF blind spots are 10 and 13.
🔗 18:20 MrSarkhan: 16 was amazing
🔗 18:20 salamisuperstar: You prefer your fantasies to not be the last one?
🔗 18:20 Octonomicon: I'm playing 6 now, it definitely holds up
🔗 18:20 ShaneLeeAtk: I replay 6 once a year
🔗 18:20 raulghoulia: you are a saga
🔗 18:20EvilBadman: 16 is an action game with Final Fantasy tropes
🔗 18:20 betweenmyself: wouldn’t mind an HD-2D remake of FF6
🔗 18:20Omnipotrevor: I'm still waiting on 7 Remake Part 3.
🔗 18:20 saucemaster5000: it plays so much faster than most modern rpgs
🔗 18:20 ButButTheJesus: I'd say for real
🔗 18:20 Diabore: does it hold up like legend of dragoon holds up?
🔗 18:20 Mr_Horrible: then you probably wouldn't like it as much? I don't understand the question
🔗 18:21 BrowneePointz: for a SNES game, it stills holds up real well
🔗 18:21 PipeSmokingOwl: well not liking a whole genre shouldnt have any impact on "does it hold up"
🔗 18:21 ButButTheJesus: I never remember grinding in it
🔗 18:21 DaFhaye: 6 was not grindy
🔗 18:21 Mr_Horrible: like you're saying "would I like this if I don't like it?"
🔗 18:21 Octonomicon: I love JRPGs, but it's not a grind if you dont want to
🔗 18:21 saucemaster5000: 6 moved very quick
🔗 18:21LosSpikey: Pixel remaster are great port for those old Final Fantasy
🔗 18:21 salamisuperstar: I think FF7 is better than the remake, and that has a lot of reading
🔗 18:21 terribleplan: This looks like a fight arena...
🔗 18:21 Nigouki: FF6 has some of the most amazing music a SNES could produce, the final boss fight track is like 20min long
🔗 18:21 lamina5432: good turn based systems are fun just rare
🔗 18:21Raincoast_Bear: Hi there Super Let's Nope Bros! How are the spooky mushroom zombies, tonight?
🔗 18:21 betweenmyself: Does it hold up? You fight an octopus in the rafters of an opera house to prevent him from spoiling a performance. Of COURSE it holds up.
🔗 18:21 shendaras: 566 parries
🔗 18:21 MacbethSeemsSus: I still miss proper turn based Paper Mario
🔗 18:21trebuchetboy: Im so sad I only have my laptop and its good but not Expedition 33 good
🔗 18:21 BrowneePointz: duuuude if you like expedition 33 Ben you gotta try the Mario & Luigi games!
🔗 18:21 Diabore: now hes fighting sprong at level 26~
🔗 18:21Omnipotrevor: I also need to play the Bravely sequels at some point. I did enjoy Default
🔗 18:21 SquareDotCube: once you get the good magic 6 is pretty trivial once you learn the cheese strats
🔗 18:22 Kramburger: Gamer?
🔗 18:22 Mr_Horrible: it's just a really solid wheel
🔗 18:22 dragonwarrior000: Hard time recommending Super Robot Wars when all the cutscenes are so long
🔗 18:22 Mr_Horrible: from known wheel makers
🔗 18:22 GasCityGaming: I just used gun
🔗 18:22 Stripe_dog: I'm playing Blue Prince RIGHT NOW
🔗 18:22 neisan2112: I'm playing it right now lol
🔗 18:22 lamina5432: blue prince is deep as someone whos watched
🔗 18:22 Darleysam: Avowed is a good, solid action RPG. Fun combat, good story.
🔗 18:22 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sarah_Serinde is really into it
🔗 18:22 raulghoulia: fairy flies
🔗 18:22letsbelgo: great game
🔗 18:22 BrowneePointz: it’s getting a remaster soon
🔗 18:22EvilBadman: Blue Prince is a pack a notebook in real life
🔗 18:23 Mr_Horrible: the combat is pretty customizable for a more "traditional-feeling" JRPG, yeah
🔗 18:23 awildshen: built in fast forward is the best thing
🔗 18:23letsbelgo: thats what you do
🔗 18:23letsbelgo: then you can skip a lot and just fight bosses
🔗 18:23letsbelgo: pretty nice
🔗 18:23EvilBadman: If you want a weird turn based rpg, either of the Like A Dragon Yakuza games
🔗 18:24 DaFhaye: Some people like the grind tho
🔗 18:24 neisan2112: Like when I would stick a coin in the stick on my 3DS to go in circles hatching Eggs in X/Y
🔗 18:24 saucemaster5000: RPGs with low numbers are soooo goood
🔗 18:24 gawag_: i had that realization today about AAA rpgs for me as I once again failed to get into BG3
🔗 18:24 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 Paper Mario Ass "oh my god that dealt 9 damage I'm gonna fucking die"
🔗 18:24 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah I think certain kinds of setups having those kinds of accessibilities are very good
🔗 18:25 GasCityGaming: Can't WAIT for you to start South of Midnight Ben, it's SO good!
🔗 18:25 Kramburger: Darhk wadder
🔗 18:25 Kramburger: Glass shark
🔗 18:25 BrowneePointz: but yea if you like Expedition 33 I highly recommend the Mario & Luigi series(most of them)
🔗 18:25 dragonwarrior000: I actually didn't like Sea of Stars because it felt like leveling wasn't worth my time
🔗 18:25Omnipotrevor: Tommy loosened them up for her
🔗 18:25 Diabore: this one girl has taken out like 13% of the population so far
🔗 18:25EvilBadman: So this group is in a scrap with the WLFs. They also slaughtered a buncha WLFs at the TV station
🔗 18:25 JessieImproved: Ellie may be immune to the fungus, but like, not giardia I bet
🔗 18:25The_Timo: Oh I forgot about this
🔗 18:25 terribleplan: And they're in a war with those other people, and some dude showed up and blew up one of their trucks, and...
🔗 18:25 BrowneePointz: I really, really like south of midnight. I’m very excited to see you play through it.
🔗 18:25 BrowneePointz: It’s Southern Gothic
🔗 18:25KeytarCat: hah, PSP!
🔗 18:25 raulghoulia: psp doesn't exist my ass
🔗 18:25 GasCityGaming: Creole Mythology things, it's great
🔗 18:25 ButButTheJesus: Vita
🔗 18:25EvilBadman: I just beat South of Midnight. It is real goddamn cool
🔗 18:25The_Timo: You can look at what she's playing
🔗 18:25 Mr_Horrible: ARPG in the Bayou
🔗 18:25 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Yeh I wa specifically thinking of TTYD. Played it last year and goddamn the difference between 1 and 2 points of dam?
🔗 18:26 lamina5432: vita all the way
🔗 18:26letsbelgo: that sucks
🔗 18:26 Stripe_dog: Hey, free PSP
🔗 18:26 betweenmyself: “I didn’t save… my game…”
🔗 18:26 Mr_Horrible: you know that track
🔗 18:26The_Timo: Hotline Miami
🔗 18:26 terribleplan: Hotline
🔗 18:26 goombalax: Hotline Miami
🔗 18:26letsbelgo: hotline
🔗 18:26 niccus: the We Happy Few devs finally made another game and it's got critical acclaim
🔗 18:26 ButButTheJesus: if you zoom it on it, yeah Hotline Miami and it says "You died" or whatever
🔗 18:26 salamisuperstar: That OST was a banger
🔗 18:26 niccus: vita means death...
🔗 18:26 Diabore: i know i stabbed you in the throat, good choice in game
🔗 18:26 Mr_Horrible: @niccus what an incredible trajectory, honestly
🔗 18:27The_Timo: PSP was made by Nokia in this universe
🔗 18:27letsbelgo: your dad should be a coke up animal head criminal then
🔗 18:27 BrowneePointz: but yea I was really chuffed playing South of Midnight and I’m excited to see what you think of it.
🔗 18:27 Mr_Horrible: just in a quagmire forever for mid, then they were like "wait we can just make something cool"
🔗 18:27 salamisuperstar: That's why it was so expensive
🔗 18:27Blakemcm: i need to replay hotline miami
🔗 18:27 terribleplan: Wow, indestructible. Please please please buy one.
🔗 18:27 Mr_Horrible: South of Midnight is the same folks
🔗 18:27 BrowneePointz: Yep
🔗 18:27 raulghoulia: that's what the humvess in Afganistan were made of
🔗 18:27 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was really meh
🔗 18:27 MacbethSeemsSus: I really enjoyed Yahtzee's review, he spent the first minute just reminding people they made We Happy Few
🔗 18:27 Kramburger: We happy few, the game that dares to ask the question 'what if taking medication was bad?'
🔗 18:27EvilBadman: @browneepointz I am so mad the songs don't show in captions
🔗 18:27 SquareDotCube: We Happy Few attracted the wrong crowd for what it was
🔗 18:28 salamisuperstar: Game devs need to cool it with the crafting
🔗 18:28 BrowneePointz: it made me desperately wish for more Southern Gothic media
🔗 18:28 brainbosh: I remember WHF having a not great start
🔗 18:28 Mr_Horrible: Alice Madness Returns beat them to the punch by a decade
🔗 18:28 Mr_Horrible:
sounds fuckin woke to me, brother
🔗 18:29 Mr_Horrible: I'd def pick up South of Midnight if I weren't finally getting through some backlog right now
🔗 18:29 BrowneePointz: I mean, the main character is half black so the Internet shitheads were already pretty pissed about it
🔗 18:29 Mr_Horrible: it looks real damn cool
🔗 18:29 betweenmyself: Dammit Ben! You killed Mila. Now we’ll miss out on her complex and rich character growth.
🔗 18:29EvilBadman: South is pretty quick game too. Probably like 5 eps for ben
🔗 18:29 Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was fun, weird but fun
🔗 18:29 goombalax: I watched Alex play all the way through Alice
🔗 18:29 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he did a super high end cosplay of that Alice at DB too
🔗 18:29 Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax It was an awesome playthrough yeah
🔗 18:30 Mr_Horrible:
damn, Ben, I don't remember this much dedication to dog pacifism in RE4
🔗 18:30 MacbethSeemsSus: Quite milking it Amir
🔗 18:30 raulghoulia: that dog must feel so bad
🔗 18:30 shendaras: all the scream budget used right in this scene
🔗 18:31 Nigouki: literally just ate your face
🔗 18:31 DrAegirinePyrope: The extended death scream makes a bit more sense for the fire death than the shot in the head death
🔗 18:31 Mr_Horrible:
these ones are infected with IDEOLOGY, Ben
🔗 18:31 Nigouki: @Mr_Horrible this
🔗 18:31 betweenmyself: *screenshot of that death* When your doggo goes in for the smooch with bad breath.
🔗 18:32 salamisuperstar: That dog was posting some fucked up shit on Twitter
🔗 18:32 ContingentCat: Nah dogs don't take in ideology, that's why police dogs are still good boys
🔗 18:32 goombalax: Milkshake Dog
🔗 18:32 Thefluffiestguineapig: The heavy breathing is ridiculous
🔗 18:32 raulghoulia: which button on the controller is W
🔗 18:32 MacbethSeemsSus: Break time
🔗 18:32MWGNZ:
🔗 18:32 gawag_: i will say for how repetitive the gameplay is, the violence always hits
🔗 18:32 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Correct, their people's stupid moronic stuff is not their fault
🔗 18:32 LostThePirate:
🔗 18:32 Thefluffiestguineapig: SIGH
🔗 18:32 lamina5432:
🔗 18:33EvilBadman: Dog idealogy
🔗 18:33The_Timo: Held W too long
🔗 18:33 CaptainSpam: You held W too long.
🔗 18:33 betweenmyself: somewhere a counter ticks up by one
🔗 18:33 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
🔗 18:33trebuchetboy: Too many dogs
🔗 18:33 ButButTheJesus: remastered
🔗 18:33trebuchetboy: send that
🔗 18:33 GasCityGaming: Ooo the shift-enter, very nice
🔗 18:33 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 18:33 Mr_Horrible: to throw them off
🔗 18:33 ContingentCat: gotta get that pacing right
🔗 18:33 ButButTheJesus: for the bit
🔗 18:33 CaptainSpam: "Also, please like, share, and subscribe to the LoadingReadyRun Twitch channel."
🔗 18:34kynelwynn: Peak passive aggressive, Adam
🔗 18:34ghyllnox: Yeah, it's the spacing that's weird
🔗 18:34 Kramburger: SIR, I noticed with some displeasure that your game crashed.
🔗 18:34 calculated_uncertainties: I had to go offline for 20 minutes and now we're not gaming? What happened?
🔗 18:34 MacbethSeemsSus: This is going to come across like a Joker note.
🔗 18:34 xantos69: End it with "ASL"
🔗 18:34 betweenmyself: “hugs and kisses, Ben and Adam (mostly Adam)”
🔗 18:34 ghizmou: pls attach screenshot of a hot pocketà
🔗 18:34 ContingentCat:
perfect
🔗 18:34 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
🔗 18:34 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:34 Mr_Horrible: are you really trying?
🔗 18:34 terribleplan: Says the guy who pissed on him
🔗 18:34 LostThePirate: Care to enlighten us low-res viewers what that was?
🔗 18:34 SnackPak_: narc'd on his coke habit
🔗 18:34ghyllnox: Is it because you tried to get him off cocaine?
🔗 18:35 niccus: what if paul starts getting spam mail from this
🔗 18:35 empyreon:
🔗 18:35 LostThePirate: 360 babyyyyyyy
🔗 18:35 ButButTheJesus: @LostThePirate woo happy 20th birthday!
🔗 18:35 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you need a back up game because your main game might just keep crashing on you
🔗 18:36 MacbethSeemsSus: What should we teach Adam when they get back from break?
🔗 18:36 saucemaster5000: alright I'm ordering pizza -- first 3 toppings named I'm putting it on
🔗 18:36 niccus: anchovies
🔗 18:36Natural_Ones_Only: Fred
🔗 18:36letsbelgo: water asmr
🔗 18:36 saucemaster5000: I was with you till fred, my pizzeria does not carry fred
🔗 18:37Natural_Ones_Only: @saucemaster5000 Then get fred
🔗 18:37ChrisTheLemming subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 51 months!
🔗 18:37 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:37 LostThePirate:
But yeah, my spouse buys new games fairly often and streams everything HD, and we have a data cap, soooo I just stream everything at 360p because my vision is crappy enough it doesn't make much difference
🔗 18:37 GasCityGaming: they work enough
🔗 18:37Natural_Ones_Only: They do
🔗 18:37 saucemaster5000: works on my parents all the time
🔗 18:38 Mazrae: @saucemaster5000 can it get delivered by a Fred
🔗 18:38 Mr_Horrible: they should be telling you Dear Adameficiary
🔗 18:38 ContingentCat: Old people fall for them
🔗 18:38 Diabore: if they didnt work theyd stop doing them
🔗 18:38 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate My internet is just shit so I also stream in 360 so it doesn't crash constantly
🔗 18:38 GasCityGaming: used to work at geeksquad, they work a lot
🔗 18:38ghyllnox: They do, it's a tactic to only rope in easy marks
🔗 18:38 Kramburger: They make them bad on purpose so if someone replies they know that they're nieve
🔗 18:38 terribleplan: Supposedly it's a self-selection thing. If you aren't smart enough to see through it, that's who they want
🔗 18:38Vonbane: she single?
🔗 18:38 NotCainNorAbel: that one is real
🔗 18:38 saucemaster5000: locked in on anchovy jalapeno olive. Actually sound damn good
🔗 18:38 Kramburger: Dr Jill Bide?n
🔗 18:38 quigonginnjuice: They got my uncle for 10k
🔗 18:38 niccus: they don't have to be, email is free so you only need a small hit rate
🔗 18:38 ContingentCat: What if though?
🔗 18:38EvilBadman: What's her name
🔗 18:38 MacbethSeemsSus: The new "you have unpaid tolls" texts are really annoying
🔗 18:38 saucemaster5000: I get celebrity texts for political donations that start "This is George Clooney"
🔗 18:38Natural_Ones_Only: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
🔗 18:38 gualdhar: yeah dude, I'm Joe Biden's wife, I've been trying to give you that money
🔗 18:39 GasCityGaming: The jail scam almost got my grandma
🔗 18:39 GasCityGaming: I get those ALL the time
🔗 18:39 DrAegirinePyrope: yup
🔗 18:39 Quiscula: They also only need to get a handful of people to make a profit on a automatic email list.
🔗 18:39 ContingentCat: I hate those
🔗 18:39 LostThePirate: My brother in law lost like $70k usd to crypto scams
🔗 18:39 saucemaster5000: They text faux bridge tolls here
🔗 18:39mtgsteph: toll roads too
🔗 18:39 teaspoonC: Lately it's been "you have overdue tolls"
🔗 18:39 GasCityGaming: they're.... they're illegal now
🔗 18:39 Diabore: theyre already illegal
🔗 18:39 ContingentCat: well you've got my vote
🔗 18:39 TheNextPaige: oh yeah, I get those a lot
🔗 18:39ghyllnox: I've got news for you
🔗 18:39 gawag_: those are the only scams that have been close to getting me. which probably means i need to stop ordering so much shit online
🔗 18:39 Kramburger: I get calls from the 'Chinese Consulate' because I used to live in the unofficial asian part of my city
🔗 18:39 terribleplan: Hello sir you USPS package has deliver dudties due please click here to paying them. Thank you for choosing USPS for your services.
🔗 18:39 ButButTheJesus: @teaspoonC SAME
🔗 18:39 micalovits: Think about how many people voted for Trump... The level is not high
🔗 18:39LadyDesco subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 87 months!
🔗 18:39 goombalax: I got one that said INHERITANCE/EARNINGS like they were trying to cover their bases
🔗 18:39 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, LadyDesco! (Today's storm count: 50)
🔗 18:40 xantos69: The thing is, we know where those scammers are located. We just choose to not solve it with a drone strike.
🔗 18:40 betweenmyself:
the number of people posing as Liam Neeson, scamming old lonely widowers out of their money os absolutely crazy
🔗 18:40 spo8n: Mr Adam if you are elected president of the world will you build a cannon to launch people into the sun?
🔗 18:40 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
🔗 18:40 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't even have enough money for all my bills reliably
🔗 18:40 TheNextPaige: I also get a bunch of texts saying “you owe tolls”
🔗 18:40 teaspoonC: There *are* websites where you can actually for real check and see if the government has $20 they owe you or whatever
🔗 18:40 Mazrae: @saucemaster5000 you got to let us know how the pizza turns out
🔗 18:40Natural_Ones_Only: Now with 100% more gas leak
🔗 18:40 teaspoonC: (they're govt websites)
🔗 18:40 betweenmyself:
🔗 18:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
🔗 18:41 ContingentCat: ah the internet sure is a thing
🔗 18:41 DrAegirinePyrope: Can you really guarantee that?
🔗 18:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
🔗 18:41 teaspoonC: Good for you Adam, socials ain't worth it
🔗 18:41 DaFhaye: Never make promises you can't keep
🔗 18:42 BrowneePointz: I rather enjoy Bluesky
🔗 18:42 niccus: less implied clown genitalia, more explicit clown genitalia
🔗 18:42 teaspoonC: Truuee I forgot about your job lol
🔗 18:42 JessieImproved:
@niccus 
🔗 18:42 raulghoulia: no really what did that lady just spray?
🔗 18:42 gawag_: i recently started an app limiter and its so great
🔗 18:42 goombalax: @Nigouki tapeworm
🔗 18:42 BrowneePointz: I’m not and so I have to use socials *rimshot for the self deprecating joke*
🔗 18:42 Thefluffiestguineapig: I stopped using socials because my therapist and psychiatrist said it would help with containing panic attacks and they were right, even though I've also probably lost job opportunities and networking
🔗 18:43thaigeprime subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 100 months!
🔗 18:43 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:43 Diabore: guess this is where the game ends then
🔗 18:43 MacbethSeemsSus: My brother just sent me a ChatGPT prompt telling him how to cook spaghetti in gasoline.
🔗 18:43 raulghoulia: ill put you on second monitor
🔗 18:43 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm pretty smarth
🔗 18:43 betweenmyself:
Adam’s abstaining from social media explains his limited knowledge on Showbiz Pizza and Charles Entertainment Cheese Ltd.
🔗 18:43 I_Am_Clockwork: dammit
🔗 18:43 ButButTheJesus:
🔗 18:43 xantos69: Good point Adam. Whatever you say Streamer.
🔗 18:43 schordash:
avoid the dog, ben!! 
🔗 18:43EvilBadman: If your socials don't have an actual email address, I am not contacting you for my marketing campaigns. Full stop.
🔗 18:43aClonedPickle: we'll know. that you used the Farm Upstate cheat item
🔗 18:43 BrowneePointz: hey, I may be an idiot but I’m no moron!
🔗 18:43 quigonginnjuice: What if you just pet the dog with the axe?
🔗 18:43The_Timo: It's verts and pixels lol you'll be fine
🔗 18:44 niccus: just pause and hand the controller to adam, and then hand it back
🔗 18:44 schordash:
🔗 18:44 serramarkov: My work has gotten phone calls saying they have a technician on site and they're going to turn off our power in 15 minutes if we don't pay up. I can see our junction box, so I'm always, "No- he's at the wrong place, that's not ours! No money for you."
🔗 18:44 saucemaster5000: a dogs only no zombie no humans run
🔗 18:45Omnipotrevor: Is killing the dog's owners, leaving them to mourn their humans, really that much better?
🔗 18:45 betweenmyself: to be fair, you could kill the game doggo without cutting away, have it clipped and featured on the weekly highlights and the chances my tiny mind would recognize what happened is 50/50, tops
🔗 18:45EvilBadman: I monitor our brands socials and Twitter is, impossibly more bot ridden than you can imagine
🔗 18:45ghyllnox: There's a lot of Danas here huh
🔗 18:45 Earthenone: !quote dana
🔗 18:45 LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
🔗 18:46 MacbethSeemsSus: I worry I don't connect enough on Linkedin, but it's all bots now too.
🔗 18:46 couchboyj: Bots, nazis, and nazi bots
🔗 18:46 betweenmyself: if it makes you feel better, they don’t give the dogs names (abjectly false) so you won’t feel bad if you do it
🔗 18:46Karimsicle: omg the head tap lmao
🔗 18:46 xantos69: I don't. I have never once had a single social media account. Nobody is making you.
🔗 18:46 goombalax: addiction mostly
🔗 18:46 teaspoonC: Addiction is a helluva drug
🔗 18:47 Nigouki: ahahahahaha
🔗 18:47 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
🔗 18:47MWGNZ:
🔗 18:47 salamisuperstar:
🔗 18:47 Darleysam: I'm coming round to the idea that social media's like unhealthy food. It's fine, just.. try to vary it around a bit. Don't live on it.
🔗 18:47 CaptainSpam: Gottem
🔗 18:47 dippedfeathers: so is cocaine
🔗 18:47 betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles
🔗 18:47 xantos69: Well time to start this game over.
🔗 18:47Blakemcm: yip yelp
🔗 18:47 Juliamon: GAME HOW DARE
🔗 18:47 RelwinEJ: Vicious
🔗 18:47 GasCityGaming:
🔗 18:47 underhill33: you got got
🔗 18:47The_Timo: Look what you've done
🔗 18:47ghyllnox: BEN HOW COULD YOU
🔗 18:47 LRRbot:
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🔗 18:47 raulghoulia: im wheezing
🔗 18:47ItsThugDimmadome: Fbtouchdown
🔗 18:47Vonbane: goin to hell now for sure
🔗 18:47 Nigouki: holy shit this is beautiful because you could see it coming
🔗 18:47 goombalax: ding dong the dog is dead
🔗 18:47The_Timo: That doesn't undo it
🔗 18:47 thaigeprime: things can be useful and enjoyable while still having things worth criticizing
🔗 18:47 schordash:
🔗 18:47 ButButTheJesus: and now you have to do it again
🔗 18:47 Thefluffiestguineapig: When did it quick save?
🔗 18:47The_Timo: clip incomin
🔗 18:47 CaptainSpam: Those universes still exist, Ben!
🔗 18:47patrick_stonecrusher:
🔗 18:47Karimsicle: Mash slinging Slasher
🔗 18:47 raulghoulia: activate instant kill
🔗 18:47 Marvoleath:
🔗 18:48 Juliamon: BEAR!!!!
🔗 18:48 schordash:
🔗 18:48 MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere, John Wick activates
🔗 18:48 underhill33:
🔗 18:48Blakemcm: broi is locked in
🔗 18:48 thaigeprime: hello highlight reel
🔗 18:48 ButButTheJesus: NOT BEAR
🔗 18:48ItsThugDimmadome: Known Dog-Hater Ben Ulmer
🔗 18:48 betweenmyself: welp, that bandaid came off rather fast didn’t it?
🔗 18:48 salamisuperstar: Slippery slope indeed
🔗 18:48Karimsicle: grazed his ear?
🔗 18:48 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you manually save in a different place?
🔗 18:48Blakemcm: that guys neck meat blocked the shot
🔗 18:48 thaigeprime:
ben taking off the weighted training moral highground
🔗 18:49Vonbane: exsqueeze me? baking powder?
🔗 18:49ghyllnox: Now get the dog with the pick
🔗 18:49 terribleplan: Something something pissbox's hit.
🔗 18:49 schordash:
🔗 18:49aClonedPickle: well don't pause on it
🔗 18:49 SnackPak_:
🔗 18:49 raulghoulia: that poor dog
🔗 18:49Vonbane: ben hates dogs confirmed
🔗 18:49 CaptainSpam: MORE CANINE CARNAGE
🔗 18:49 ButButTheJesus: hey Ben! this game is brutally violent!
🔗 18:49 betweenmyself: Ben has a reaction
🔗 18:49 salamisuperstar: I thought the dog stole your pickaxe for a second
🔗 18:49 raulghoulia: cant wait for the super cut in the highlight reel
🔗 18:49Karimsicle: Im dead
🔗 18:49 DaFhaye: That weapon would suck to use
🔗 18:49 betweenmyself: remember, the poor devs who had to model humans being exploded had to model Ben murdering dogs as well
🔗 18:49ghyllnox: Now knife it
🔗 18:49 DaFhaye: Damn. Killed it with out a second thought
🔗 18:49 Nigouki: damnit Ben, I've laughed myself into a coughing fit
🔗 18:50 thaigeprime: the real horror was all the dogs we had to kill along the way
🔗 18:50trebuchetboy: bro keeps bum rushing people with guns
🔗 18:50DrSoupPHD:
Just got back from rehearsal, what up stinkies
🔗 18:50 thaigeprime: what you cant adam?
🔗 18:50DrSoupPHD: how'd you know
🔗 18:50Vonbane: blanket content warning: Ben might obliterate a dog.
🔗 18:50ghyllnox: @DrSoupPHD We
🔗 18:51 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 18:51ghyllnox: We're killing dogs
🔗 18:51 raulghoulia: or vice versa
🔗 18:51 saucemaster5000: better stinky thinky than stinky winky
🔗 18:51 betweenmyself: Revenge of the Doggos
🔗 18:51 SnackPak_: stinky code
🔗 18:51 thaigeprime: so much dog murder this stream, in both senses
🔗 18:51 BrowneePointz: chat, get it straight we aren’t killing dogs. We are killing dog, singular, repeatedly.
🔗 18:51ItsThugDimmadome: Stinky recognize stinky
🔗 18:51 salamisuperstar: These guys sure are screaming a lot for being shot in the head
🔗 18:51 DaFhaye: But don't you call us stinky?
🔗 18:52 betweenmyself: A doggo so niceX Ben killed them twi- three… I’ve list count honestly
🔗 18:52DrSoupPHD: @DaFhaye HEY YEA
🔗 18:52 GasCityGaming: not even once
🔗 18:52 BusTed:
🔗 18:52 BrowneePointz: God, that would smell awful
🔗 18:52DrSoupPHD: Hang on a tick
🔗 18:52 ButButTheJesus: it me, have steemk
🔗 18:52 niccus: that dog is going to die every possible death by the time this segment's done
🔗 18:52 Diabore: ROLL THE CLIPS
🔗 18:52Omnipotrevor: the floor is lava, that barks
🔗 18:52 Thefluffiestguineapig: To the quote data base
🔗 18:52 spo8n: last tuesday
🔗 18:52 Marvoleath: !findquote stinky
🔗 18:52 LRRbot: Quote #8258: "Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp." —Adam [2022-10-02]
🔗 18:52 saucemaster5000: SLAMS DOWN GIANT FOLDER
🔗 18:52 thaigeprime: we could literally make one right now
🔗 18:52EvilBadman: No but Jordynne will find them for highlights
🔗 18:52drcthulu: you just gave us one
🔗 18:52 awildshen: queue youtube video of all the times he's called us stinky
🔗 18:52 GasCityGaming: !findquote Stinky
🔗 18:52 LRRbot: Quote #3298: "I'm stinky now! Why am I stinky?!" —Alex [2016-08-24]
🔗 18:52 Diabore: @thaigeprime he goalposted and said "before now"
🔗 18:52 PipeSmokingOwl: Jordynne! Vindicate us!
🔗 18:53 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is on the side of comedy
🔗 18:53DrSoupPHD: !findquote stinkies
🔗 18:53 thaigeprime: We will see you in highlight reel court good sir
🔗 18:53 BrowneePointz: Adams fan base is non-famous lesbians
🔗 18:53 micalovits: !findquote stinkies
🔗 18:53 LRRbot: Quote #5728: "Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!" —Bengineering [2019-01-16]
🔗 18:53 betweenmyself: in the name of comedy Jordynne would cave in your dog-like skulls with the giant hammer of clips
🔗 18:53 CaptainSpam: So... why are we going around murdering a lot of people and even more dogs?
🔗 18:54 micalovits: Damn, Ben is the Stinky
🔗 18:54 BrowneePointz: I meant to put capitalize it for the bit
🔗 18:54 BrowneePointz: but iPhone stuffed me
🔗 18:54ghyllnox: "Was that her?" *immediately turns his back*
🔗 18:54 salamisuperstar: Nice head, I think I'll take it
🔗 18:54 BrowneePointz: That’s no way to get ahead in life
🔗 18:54 Nigouki: @CaptainSpam Because "mature" games are meant to be misery porn with lots of avoidable violence
🔗 18:54 ButButTheJesus: game mechanics? like crafting? stealth? switching weapons? nah we don't need those
🔗 18:55 CaptainSpam: Look, not engaging with the mechanics of the game is Wiggins's bit. Don't let him catch you muscling in on his turf.
🔗 18:55 DrAegirinePyrope: how are they alive? How is Ellie alive?
🔗 18:55 raulghoulia: you've killed like 30 people in 15 minutes
🔗 18:55 saucemaster5000: wdym sekiro arm scholar?
🔗 18:55EvilBadman: Reading is not a game mechanic
🔗 18:55trebuchetboy: @raulghoulia More like 3 people over and over again over 15 min
🔗 18:55 DoctorHutch: Chat's thing is to thing only certain people can have things
🔗 18:55 schordash:
yo~
🔗 18:55 gualdhar: love ya both
🔗 18:55 SnackPak_: there is overlap
🔗 18:55Natural_Ones_Only: I do
🔗 18:55 saucemaster5000: I... watch both of yahs
🔗 18:56 thaigeprime: success
🔗 18:56Vonbane:
i watch you guys and Wheeler
🔗 18:56 saucemaster5000: wtf do I do?
🔗 18:56 schordash:
sauce is everywhere
🔗 18:56DrSoupPHD: mmmm gamer koolaid
🔗 18:56 SnackPak_: what flavor is Adam kool-aid?
🔗 18:56 betweenmyself: phew, now that that’s over *immediately jumped by fifty dogs*
🔗 18:56 thaigeprime: what flavor is adam koolaid
🔗 18:56 DrAegirinePyrope: made it with zero doggos killed?
🔗 18:56ghyllnox: Where does the Kool-Aid come out?
🔗 18:56 BrowneePointz: I literally watch both of you. But yeah, Matt’s schtick is learning just enough of the game to find the way to avoid the game mechanics for the rest of the game lol
🔗 18:56 ButButTheJesus: ew
🔗 18:56 Kramburger: Yeah, it's Flavor-Aid
🔗 18:56 xantos69: Would that be called "Gamer-Ade"?
🔗 18:56 salamisuperstar: As long as it's not warm-aid
🔗 18:56ItsThugDimmadome: AdamKool Aid got me into SF6
🔗 18:56EvilBadman: The Adam Koolaid is the Post-dunk Sour Cream
🔗 18:56 goombalax: never killed a dog one time
🔗 18:56 terribleplan: That one time was an alternate universe...
🔗 18:57ItsThugDimmadome: Adam Kool Aid also got me in the gym
🔗 18:57 niccus: it's more of a koolickle
🔗 18:57 public_key_reveal_party: I think Adam Koolaid is getting interested in fighting games
🔗 18:57 betweenmyself: …… no?
🔗 18:57 schordash:
🔗 18:57DrSoupPHD: Clown-Bologna flavored
🔗 18:57 BusTed:
🔗 18:57ghyllnox:
🔗 18:57 micalovits: Naaah, you sell used cars
🔗 18:57 SnackPak_: nah dawg
🔗 18:57 BrowneePointz: I’m Ron Burgundy?
🔗 18:57 betweenmyself: nah man, nah. you’re… good
🔗 18:57 Going_Medium: Your more of a snake oil representative offering an investment opportunity.
🔗 18:57 BrowneePointz: hit em with the Ian McDiarmid
🔗 18:58 raulghoulia: you two are both Goofus and both Gallant
🔗 18:58 terribleplan: SnakeCoin
🔗 18:58 BrowneePointz: I AM ALL THE SITH (words I can’t believe uttered in a sw movie)
🔗 18:58Vonbane: Goofalant?
🔗 18:58 neisan2112: It is a good day
🔗 18:58 niccus: two goofuses and one gallant between the two
🔗 18:58 micalovits: Movie logic
🔗 18:58 betweenmyself: the dichotomy that is the Let’s Nope team… they exist in a hyper-position between Goofus and Gallant
🔗 18:59DrSoupPHD: She's immune
🔗 18:59 BrowneePointz: how did they not hear John McLane
🔗 18:59 CaptainSpam: Like, does this organization employ the entirety of the surviving population of North America besides you? Is that how they have so many people for you to kill?
🔗 18:59Blakemcm: la li lu le lo?
🔗 18:59 terribleplan: Ellie: "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like"
🔗 18:59 saucemaster5000: seattle has good restaurants
🔗 19:00The_Timo: communities would form
🔗 19:00 Scy_Anide: So you can depopulate them
🔗 19:00 betweenmyself: because there’s safety in numbers… Except when Elli e is around
🔗 19:00 raulghoulia: A weapon to surpass The Last of Us 2 Remaster
🔗 19:00 BrowneePointz: there’s enough people still alive for there to be a remnant government in major cities
🔗 19:00 salamisuperstar: There WERE thousands of people alive, until you got here
🔗 19:00 Diabore: i want joel back
🔗 19:00 dippedfeathers: @Diabore Joel is a nice upstate farm, we're going there next
🔗 19:01 Nigouki: dont get within CQC range stupid
🔗 19:01 betweenmyself: @diabore don’t worry, once Ellie kills everyone we’ll find Joel had just gone down to the corner store for bread all along
🔗 19:01 Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude, that is not the thing to engage with right now
🔗 19:01 gawag_: played like a damn fiddle
🔗 19:01 schordash: i mayyy have just shot her as soon as she asked the first question
🔗 19:01solarsheeptoken: wow same as show
🔗 19:02 RelwinEJ: Parkour
🔗 19:02Blakemcm: she rubberbanding like a mario cart
🔗 19:03 raulghoulia: Red Room!
🔗 19:03ghyllnox:
🔗 19:03Natural_Ones_Only: Uh oh! Spores!
🔗 19:03 schordash:
🔗 19:03Blakemcm: dontchu know about me... im immune
🔗 19:03 BusTed: what's wrong, not immune?
🔗 19:03 Nigouki: hello spores
🔗 19:03 micalovits: Shroom time!
🔗 19:03 kimmibeans: I had to deal with my mother-in-law, what did I miss?
🔗 19:03 SnackPak_:
🔗 19:03 gawag_: oh baby a triple
🔗 19:03 schordash:
🔗 19:03 BusTed:
🔗 19:04Blakemcm: they are living ontop of a nest?
🔗 19:04 BrowneePointz: I think it’s a testament to how damn good Ashley Johnson is as an actress that she was able to do this incredible performance while going through hell at home with an abusive PoS Fiancée
🔗 19:04 terribleplan: This seems like it might lead to a certain reveal...
🔗 19:04 schordash:
why are there so many shelves in this bitch??
🔗 19:04Omnipotrevor: I mean, she's basically dead now anyway, however far away she runs
🔗 19:05 terribleplan: Also why were they letting such a massive infection live literally right under their feet?
🔗 19:05 schordash:
🔗 19:05Blakemcm: Jorl's a bitch huh?
🔗 19:06 CaptainSpam: Ellie, she's just not that into you, come on.
🔗 19:06 Scy_Anide: That's supposed to get through to Ellie after she just got done murdering like 60 people?
🔗 19:06ghyllnox: Him? Hon this girl has killed soooo many people to get to this point
🔗 19:07 schordash:
🔗 19:07 Nigouki: just leave her to turn
🔗 19:07lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers
🔗 19:07 DaFhaye: Ellie kinda sucks
🔗 19:07 CaptainSpam:
@Scy_Anide And all those dogs, don't forget them.
🔗 19:07 BrowneePointz: Ellie is going through grief
🔗 19:07Blakemcm: Abby kinda sucks. ellie is bae
🔗 19:07 BrowneePointz: you don’t make rational choices when grieving
🔗 19:08Natural_Ones_Only: Dig two graves?
🔗 19:08 salamisuperstar: Also, they're in an apocalypse
🔗 19:08 betweenmyself:
Let’s wait until the credits roll before we determine who sucks and who doesn’t
🔗 19:08 saucemaster5000: yeah but revenge is quicker than moving on
🔗 19:08 BrowneePointz: Abby doesn’t suck either.
🔗 19:08 DaFhaye: Dad kinda had it coming
🔗 19:08 DrAegirinePyrope: Abby killed Ellie's dad cause Ellie's dad killed Abby's dad so Ellie's trying to kill Abby. It's all very circular
🔗 19:08 xantos69: When you walk halfway across the country to kill a guy for a thing from 5 years ago... You can't really claim the high ground when somebody does the exact same thing back to you.
🔗 19:08 schordash:
"okay"
🔗 19:08ItsThugDimmadome: Ellie, wearing an iced out crown of thorns: "I grieve different"
🔗 19:08 BusTed: It is not a spoiler
🔗 19:08SxySamurai: Thank you for playing this as I have no desire/refuse to play the sequel
🔗 19:08Blakemcm: its not a spoiler thats all part one stuf
🔗 19:08Omnipotrevor: I mean, we already knew from game one that Joel did every bad thing the people you were killing did.
🔗 19:08 DrAegirinePyrope: Fair, sorry. It shouldn't be for this game
🔗 19:09 GasCityGaming: !spoiler
🔗 19:09 LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
🔗 19:09 DrAegirinePyrope: It's purely to this game, but apologies anyways
🔗 19:09 gualdhar: but what about the thing that goes on a trunk of a car?
🔗 19:09Blakemcm: its all from the end of part 1
🔗 19:09 DaFhaye: Yeah that was the end of part one
🔗 19:09 MacbethSeemsSus: Spoiler: Ben killed a dog
🔗 19:10EvilBadman: @blakemcm The specifics have not been revealed in this game yet.
🔗 19:10ghyllnox: "We tried to euthanize a kid while playing doctor and her dad got mad and killed a lot of people, what a jerk"
🔗 19:10Blakemcm: they are mad about the doctors
🔗 19:10 schordash: joel woulda done the same
🔗 19:10Blakemcm: thats it
🔗 19:10Omnipotrevor: Yeah, Joel killed plenty of other people before that who could be mad at him
🔗 19:10 micalovits: Plenty of dead dads due to Joel
🔗 19:11 schordash:
in fact, it's crazy that there were survivors who could identify him
🔗 19:11 salamisuperstar: She kind of made it seem like she was mad about the lack of cure, since she recognized Ellie, but I haven't played this game
🔗 19:11 shendaras: I mean, I don't think Joel lied very well
🔗 19:11EvilBadman: She suspected and confronted Joel during last flashback
🔗 19:12 xantos69: Branding matters dude.
🔗 19:12 shendaras: I'm glad the graphics designers still have a place.
🔗 19:12Blakemcm: the art majors
🔗 19:12 Diabore: freelance taggers
🔗 19:12EvilBadman: Graphic Design is my passion, after living
🔗 19:12 saucemaster5000: It's one of the first stencils they give new recruits
🔗 19:13 raulghoulia: like you don't have circles and arrows spray painted around the office
🔗 19:13 betweenmyself: every faction has an aspiring Banksy
🔗 19:13 calculated_uncertainties: Every apocalypse needs a graphic designer
🔗 19:13 Going_Medium: Oh, that's Steve. We don'
🔗 19:13 MacbethSeemsSus: Marketing departments are immortal
🔗 19:13The_Timo: They all vote, and there's some people who are mad "I liked the other one"
🔗 19:13 Going_Medium: t trust him with a gun...
🔗 19:13 DaFhaye: I don't know who it is but there name is probably steve
🔗 19:13ghyllnox: Oh they're mad about him killing *one specific doctor*
🔗 19:14ghyllnox: And not a ton of people
🔗 19:14XombieMagic: OH NO
🔗 19:14 betweenmyself: confrontation, part deux
🔗 19:14 Kipstar: the ONLY person who knows about vaccines
🔗 19:14 Brozard: ooo, replay scenematic
🔗 19:14 kimmibeans: I'm sorry, that's effing BS that he's the only one that could have made a vaccine
🔗 19:14 schordash:
🔗 19:14XombieMagic: this scene is so brutal
🔗 19:14 spo8n: replay cinematic?
🔗 19:14lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:14XombieMagic: @kimmibeans the only one they know of
🔗 19:14 ButButTheJesus: @ghyllnox still spoilers!
🔗 19:14 calculated_uncertainties: Replay, replay, replay!
🔗 19:14 saucemaster5000: "I wanted THREE CIRCLES!"
🔗 19:14 terribleplan: The only one the know is alive at least
🔗 19:14The_Timo: LEFT ALIVE?! Maybe lol
🔗 19:14Natural_Ones_Only: That they know of
🔗 19:14 terribleplan: *they
🔗 19:14Vonbane:
i couldn't
🔗 19:14 MacbethSeemsSus: "Fireflies a stupid name Dave"
🔗 19:14drcthulu: it's also bullshit that they had to kill Ellie to make the vaccine
🔗 19:14ghyllnox: @ButButTheJesus They just said! I haven't watched any of this show or played the game, and I'm not guessing
🔗 19:14 betweenmyself: one of the founders liked that song of being swarmed by a bajillion fireflies
🔗 19:14 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there's never ONLY one of anything
🔗 19:14 Kipstar: the virus also destroyed all written records of health medecine
🔗 19:14EvilBadman: It's the hope that kills
🔗 19:15lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:15 salamisuperstar: A lot of MAYBES from these Fireflies
🔗 19:15Natural_Ones_Only: @drcthulu Well they needed a thing in her brain
🔗 19:15 DaFhaye: Do you think they go through bad ones?
🔗 19:15 rosesmcgee: Again, if you have the resources to create the infrastructure to make a vaccine you have also rebuilt society
🔗 19:15 dippedfeathers: I feel like the surgeon wouldn't be the same guy to develop the vaccine
🔗 19:15 calculated_uncertainties: @macbethseemssus brown coats forever
🔗 19:15 ButButTheJesus: @ghyllnox sorry you're right, I missed it
🔗 19:15 brainbosh: Yeah, thye *first thing* they wer trying was killing her
🔗 19:15 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Oh man, the bad science is SO BAD
🔗 19:15Blakemcm: yea Joel was justified. fireflies were bullshit
🔗 19:15 JosephDeath: I would have been on team Firefly if they had talked to her about it first. They never asked her
🔗 19:15 kimmibeans: Sorry, this is my professional field and this whole thing makes me want to make a power point lol
🔗 19:15 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now there's ONLY ONE GUY
🔗 19:15 Nigouki: i'm honestly wondering if it's only the US that ever descends into chaos with every zombie apocalypse due to overabundance of guns and toxic individualism culture
🔗 19:15The_Timo: To get the best sample of her immunity
🔗 19:15Blakemcm: the premise of this whole sequel is shakey
🔗 19:15 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans I will join you on this hill to die on
🔗 19:15 ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans oh heck I'm sorry
🔗 19:15Blakemcm: did all the books dissapear?
🔗 19:15 terribleplan: Well, I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas. Might as well kill this kid with a very overprotective "father".
🔗 19:15 Diabore: @Nigouki everyone else sitting back and watching
🔗 19:15 MacbethSeemsSus: He just didn't want to admit he barely got his doctorate
🔗 19:16 Brozard: I mean, maybe the only person with the knowledge, and the experience, and the research, and the access to equipment, and the power to run it, and
🔗 19:16 micalovits: And no one downloaded wikipedia
🔗 19:16Natural_Ones_Only: To be fair a lot of outbreaks started in hospitals
🔗 19:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: BUT IT'S NOT
🔗 19:16 kimmibeans: @ButButTheJesus I literally teach it *cry laughing emoji*
🔗 19:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the fungus cannot exist outside a human host
🔗 19:16The_Timo: But yeah seemed extreme lol
🔗 19:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: So if it dies then you're fucked
🔗 19:16EvilBadman: This is also twenty years after 2013 so medicine is just guesswork again
🔗 19:16 xantos69: But also... how do they know that the immunity is in her brain? How do they know it isn't in the blood? Or the liver? Immunity can mean lots of things.
🔗 19:16ghyllnox: Wow, the one immune person, that's so unique, let's kill her to check
🔗 19:16 MacbethSeemsSus: We biopsy people's brains now without issue
🔗 19:16 dippedfeathers: It could work as a narrative device if the game didn't otherwise try to be incredibly realistic
🔗 19:16 terribleplan: Replay cinematic!
🔗 19:16lochnessseammonster: cuz you love lore
🔗 19:16 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could take a sample of spinal fluid first
🔗 19:17 zeathean: It is bad from a research perspective, you would want her to live for observation and other tests. It always felt like they were bad or desperate
🔗 19:17 micalovits: Desperate makes sense
🔗 19:17 Diabore: @zeathean world is turning to mushrooms around you, i think desperate is correct
🔗 19:17 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 This is part of the point, and this fungus they know cannot survive outside a human host and they don't have a way to recreate that environment. No artificual incubators and if they kill her then they don't have a sample to experiment with to create something like that.
🔗 19:17 kimmibeans: @zeathean They were definitely desperate, and desperate people sometimes make dumb decisions
🔗 19:18 kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig #SaveEllieCommittee
🔗 19:18 Diabore: i killed everyone, in the most brutal ways, one even with a flamethrower
🔗 19:18 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans For me this makes the idea that this is the one guy even stupider because he should be the one telling them "we absolutely cannot kill this girl"
🔗 19:19 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I wonder if they checked what type of doctorate he had before making him in charge
🔗 19:19 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the "disrespectful" thing from twitch is getting really invasive or I'm just bad at wording things
🔗 19:19 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Or if he just sounded smart
🔗 19:19 kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sometimes it's just the way things are worded. I've definitely had stuff flagged that passed after review
🔗 19:20 NotCainNorAbel: yeah that would be panic attack inducing
🔗 19:20 ButButTheJesus: so, I was playing my playthough of this game just ahead of you guys, and I hadn't gotten to this part yet. Then I saw an ad for TLOU show season 2 on Twitch, and the last scene of the ad spoiled this reveal for me. Thanks, HBO!
🔗 19:20creepycoolkat: dude that would suck
🔗 19:20 zeathean: Joel made the only choice he could
🔗 19:21 Diabore: god shes so beat up
🔗 19:21 Scy_Anide: Has Ellie ever had a chicken nuggie?
🔗 19:21 salamisuperstar: It's also all maybes
🔗 19:21 RelwinEJ: You can reinvent the nuggies
🔗 19:21Omnipotrevor: Canned Tuna? Sold. I love canned tuna
🔗 19:21ghyllnox: And no consent or anything
🔗 19:21lochnessseammonster: yeah she didn't get to make that choice
🔗 19:21EvilBadman: Psudeo science and Hope
🔗 19:21 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was never any consent at all
🔗 19:21creepycoolkat: I think it’s shitty they dident give her the choice and only asked Joel
🔗 19:21 Thefluffiestguineapig: They didn't ask
🔗 19:21 Nigouki: Informed Consent was missing
🔗 19:21The_Timo: They both robbed her of the choice
🔗 19:21 salamisuperstar: And she was what 14?
🔗 19:21 betweenmyself: cracked pseudo science is kinda par for the course in zombie apocalypse fiction
🔗 19:22 niccus: ellie... the reason you're immune... is the nuggie centurion...
🔗 19:22ghyllnox: @creepycoolkat They didn't even ask Joel, they just told him what they were already in the process of doing, and he was waking up after an indeterminate amount of time asleep
🔗 19:22 saucemaster5000: What if it turns out ellie's upset Joel didn't let her kill them first?
🔗 19:22 salamisuperstar: Huge Jackedman?
🔗 19:22 Diabore: he was in les mis
🔗 19:22 Brozard: He's a huge showtunes dude WOW
🔗 19:22 BusTed:
🔗 19:22 Diabore: thats jesse
🔗 19:22 Kramburger: He's a theatre kid
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🔗 19:23 Rootpotato: hugh jackman plays wolverine to fund his theatre career
🔗 19:23 saucemaster5000: yeh he was a musical guy who got a hollywood role and stuck with it
🔗 19:23 rosesmcgee: Big theater guy before marvel
🔗 19:23 raulghoulia: he played Mis
🔗 19:23 SnackPak_: something about bread, I think
🔗 19:23 kimmibeans: They were miserable and almost everyone died
🔗 19:23EvilBadman: Get that bread adam
🔗 19:23 mrjujubeans: And Oklahoma
🔗 19:23 GasCityGaming:
THEE Mis?
🔗 19:23 salamisuperstar: Damn, is Jessie about to sell you out?
🔗 19:23 Diabore: a little
🔗 19:24 betweenmyself:
Les Mis is just the french telling for the rise of WWE star Mike Mizanin
🔗 19:24 saucemaster5000: pregnant with plot importance amirite
🔗 19:24Blakemcm: its free fun
🔗 19:24 rosesmcgee: Biological imperative!
🔗 19:24lochnessseammonster: sexy times yes, baby no
🔗 19:24creepycoolkat: it’s hard to find condoms in the apocalypse
🔗 19:24 Nigouki: are y'all sure it's pregante and not just assuming the best of bad options?
🔗 19:24 xantos69: My entire life experience says not really.
🔗 19:24Natural_Ones_Only: hormones+dumbasses
🔗 19:24Vonbane: hard to find rubbers in the apocalypse i guess
🔗 19:24 Kramburger: Horny peeps will make it happen
🔗 19:24 GasCityGaming: so the real money is in post apocalyptic vasectomies?
🔗 19:24ghyllnox: That's why you just be bi and only do gay stuff until you're ready for babies
🔗 19:24Omnipotrevor: They had pretty comfortable lives. You could barely notice there was an apocalypse out there.
🔗 19:24 ContingentCat: All the more reason to be gay in the apocalypse
🔗 19:25lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:25 BusTed:
🔗 19:25Vonbane: or soaking
🔗 19:25 salamisuperstar:
🔗 19:25lochnessseammonster: that's my plan
🔗 19:25 micalovits: #LifeHack
🔗 19:25 xantos69: Hell of a strat
🔗 19:25KeytarCat: As a gay trans woman, even the gay stuff ain't saving me from baby
🔗 19:26 DaFhaye: That's my strat
🔗 19:26 kimmibeans: Oral only until ready for baby?
🔗 19:26 ContingentCat: @KeytarCat you just need different gay stuff
🔗 19:26 saucemaster5000: okay better strat -- blame babies on the zombie stork
🔗 19:26 micalovits: Penetration is overrated anyway
🔗 19:26ghyllnox: @KeytarCat Just stay out of holes that a baby could come out of and you'll be good
🔗 19:26 xantos69: @saucemaster5000 you mean the zork?
🔗 19:26 saucemaster5000: yes
🔗 19:27 BusTed:
🔗 19:27 ButButTheJesus: not teh froge!
🔗 19:27 Diabore: the bloody kind
🔗 19:27 ContingentCat: into the frog zone
🔗 19:27 neisan2112: Disagreed about "goods" uh hu
🔗 19:27Natural_Ones_Only: ellie is lying
🔗 19:27 betweenmyself:
can’t find me! i’m safe in the boooosh 
🔗 19:27 RatherLargeToad:
Frog is friend not food
🔗 19:27Mai_Andra: "some goods"
🔗 19:28Mai_Andra: What she said was technically true. Just left out some details...
🔗 19:28ghyllnox: Jesse? What about Dina?
🔗 19:28 gawag_: this is my first time seeing this character and i agree
🔗 19:28 terribleplan: Just write Jesses name on that bullet you picked up
🔗 19:28 kimmibeans: @Natural_Ones_Only Ellie *technically* told the truth. She just didn't say what the goods were
🔗 19:28Natural_Ones_Only: @ghyllnox They're not... oh wait
🔗 19:28 salamisuperstar: You just got Jammed up
🔗 19:28creepycoolkat: Dina is pregnant so of course she survives
🔗 19:28Mai_Andra: Hell, yeah. same braincell, Ben.
🔗 19:28 SquareDotCube: doesn't know how to drive
🔗 19:28 mrjujubeans: preserves
🔗 19:28 CaptainSpam: Can't have any hope in a zombie story, now, can we?
🔗 19:28 MacbethSeemsSus: He was safe until he found out he's a dad
🔗 19:28lochnessseammonster: dads have no business being alive in this game
🔗 19:29 saucemaster5000: I see an empty chair and crutch in the corner in Jesse's future
🔗 19:29 BusTed: I'm sure that logic will hold up with them
🔗 19:29 salamisuperstar: I'm getting that feeling too
🔗 19:29 gawag_: to save Dina i could see it
🔗 19:29Omnipotrevor: Jessie, stop bringing logic into this revenge rampage
🔗 19:29ghyllnox: "You can have her just let us live" kind of thing?
🔗 19:29 betweenmyself:
Jesse with the unexpected heel turn! 
🔗 19:29 NotCainNorAbel: I feel like given the number of people Ellie has killed I would find way to make peace with her.
🔗 19:29 MacbethSeemsSus: Jesse doesn't seem smart enough honestly....
🔗 19:29 kimmibeans: Which, honestly, I think Ellie would be okay with
🔗 19:30 GasCityGaming: I think ellie would gonna her own in that too
🔗 19:30 terribleplan: "She won't leave without you" into "So if there is no you..."
🔗 19:30 Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan This was my thought too
🔗 19:30 xantos69: Ok, but everybody has a "friend hierarchy". You always know which one you would pull out of a hostage situation.
🔗 19:30lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:30 couchboyj: THEY'RE COMONG RIGHT FOR US!
🔗 19:30 MacbethSeemsSus: Zug zug
🔗 19:31 RatherLargeToad: Zub zub
🔗 19:31 raulghoulia: done building ship
🔗 19:31 mrjujubeans: I’m not your guy buddy
🔗 19:31 MacbethSeemsSus: What me do?
🔗 19:31 Going_Medium: Could be the same voice actor?
🔗 19:31 RelwinEJ: Jessie is just shooting all the dogs for you
🔗 19:31Mai_Andra: "They got Alex!" -The Division
🔗 19:31 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I think the reason this game feels less good is that all these encounters feel very samey and that there's no interesting arc
🔗 19:31Natural_Ones_Only: but no dogs
🔗 19:32 micalovits: I mean, you kill them anyway
🔗 19:32seeweda: the scars are dwarves, they whistle while they work
🔗 19:32 kimmibeans: I wonder if Ellie has accidentally infected anybody when she bites them. Granted, they usually don't live long enough to find out
🔗 19:33Vonbane: she ain't immune to tetanus
🔗 19:33 salamisuperstar: Could you say this game is a looter shooter because all you're doing is looting and shooting
🔗 19:33 kimmibeans: Probably not
🔗 19:33 NotCainNorAbel: I haven't seen her get a cold
🔗 19:33 mrjujubeans: Ben’s definitely from the country
🔗 19:33 schordash:
ben, i am cut from the same cloth 
🔗 19:33 NotCainNorAbel: Those cuts don't seem to get infected
🔗 19:33 niccus: she really should have tetanus by now
🔗 19:33 salamisuperstar: Everything is Kicker, Everything is Looter shooter
🔗 19:34 saucemaster5000: people without access to tetanus shots
🔗 19:34 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can get a titer
🔗 19:34Natural_Ones_Only: she doesn't have the tetnus shot
🔗 19:34 Thefluffiestguineapig: To check your levels
🔗 19:34 betweenmyself: Ben missing his latest version upgrade
🔗 19:34 Rootpotato: about every 10 years, unless you step in a nail or have a baby
🔗 19:34 gawag_: is she baptized?
🔗 19:34 Nigouki: tetanus booster is good for about a decade and at least in Ontario are completely free!
🔗 19:34 Kramburger: Weirdly, I seem to have an accident around the time I'm almost due for a tetnus booster
🔗 19:34 ContingentCat: another reason for the list
🔗 19:34 Rootpotato: no you wanna protect the baby
🔗 19:34ghyllnox: He doesn't have his tetanus shot because the one guy who makes vaccines was focused on killing kids
🔗 19:34Natural_Ones_Only: no you need a new one
🔗 19:34 kimmibeans: There are usually between 1 and 11 tetanus cases in Canada every year
🔗 19:34 brainbosh: Booster helps the baby too iirc?
🔗 19:34 betweenmyself:
babies are CRAZY rusty my man
🔗 19:34 mrjujubeans: I caught the Tetris pa
🔗 19:35 Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's about transfering antibodies to the baby
🔗 19:35 Going_Medium: Especially a robot baby.
🔗 19:35 GasCityGaming: in elementary school i stepped on a nail and it slid between my toes, missing me
🔗 19:35 raulghoulia: you two learning about wet nurses was hilarious
🔗 19:35 Kramburger: Dude, childbirth is A THING
🔗 19:35Mai_Andra: for half a second, I thought you were going to say "could fill a womb"
🔗 19:35Vonbane: the afterbirth is the grossest thing
🔗 19:35Blakemcm: you would think so after seeing my wifes butt post child
🔗 19:35lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:35 LostThePirate: The Tdap vaccine covers more than just tetanus, and yeah, you get it when you're like 6 months pregnany to protect baby from one of the other diseases.
🔗 19:35 Rootpotato: oh i showed my mom the baptism suit clip mothersday
🔗 19:35 Kramburger: My FIL describes childbirth as like watching your favourite pub burn down
🔗 19:35 SnackPak_: god damn
🔗 19:36 Nigouki: genetic material IS extremely high density of information
🔗 19:36 Thefluffiestguineapig: Childbirth is hell, I work in veterinary medicine and pyometra is one of the absolute worst surgeries I've ever helped with.
🔗 19:36 schordash: @kramburger but like... it and the fire are screaming and crying
🔗 19:36 saucemaster5000: report back on the pizza -- the anchovy jalapeno olive is delicious chat, thank you (I added sicilian ham)
🔗 19:36The_Timo: What a way to go
🔗 19:36 betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles
🔗 19:36 gawag_: they shoulda put one of those no diving signs up
🔗 19:36 NotCainNorAbel: You shouldn't jump into untested waters
🔗 19:36 Kramburger: @schordash The screaming an crying only starts once it's all over
🔗 19:36 raulghoulia: oh no
🔗 19:36 AnjaZeta: @saucemaster5000 Black or green olives?
🔗 19:36 saucemaster5000: black
🔗 19:37 kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was teaching the process of pregnance and childbirth to 18/19 year oldsr last week and their faces said a lot lol
🔗 19:37lochnessseammonster: no we're priceless
🔗 19:37ghyllnox:
🔗 19:37 schordash:
@kramburger strong pub
🔗 19:37 Nigouki: Ellie: "Dina knows" "V
🔗 19:37 neisan2112: He did tho
🔗 19:37 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Teaching that makes people spay their pets so much more honestly. We teach the risks and they say "YEAH NO I"M GOOD"
🔗 19:38Natural_Ones_Only: Ellie confirmed Lesbian?
🔗 19:38The_Timo: it has open portions
🔗 19:38 kimmibeans: PUPPUES
🔗 19:38 terribleplan: Can you stop Jesse from killing the dog?
🔗 19:39 kimmibeans: THERE WAS A PUPPY
🔗 19:39adept_nekomancer: Combat section? Time to pretend we're a wild pokemon and hide in the long grass.
🔗 19:39 saucemaster5000: yeah I find the "game" part of this game to be very irritating
🔗 19:39 betweenmyself: this entry tends toward larger environments over the previous game
🔗 19:39 GasCityGaming: 'try'
🔗 19:39 rosesmcgee: Look away
🔗 19:39 terribleplan: A dog might become dead
🔗 19:39GreyThey: The dog may become dead
🔗 19:39 Diabore: try the operative word
🔗 19:39 dippedfeathers: collateral dogage
🔗 19:39 Juliamon: It has fun puzzle-combat with zombies sometimes, and annoying combat with humans most of the time, and it would be better with a flipped ratio
🔗 19:39 kimmibeans: I know what's likely to happen, but I still get excited. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess
🔗 19:39 niccus: i wonder if it didn't help that you pretty much played TLoU 1-2 back to back
🔗 19:39 schordash: but when you accidently hit the button, it REALLY kills the dog
🔗 19:39 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a researcher who figured out how to hook up electrodes to simulate initial contractions for men to see differences in pain tolerances and (shocking almost no one) the men had much lower tolerances than they expected and were babbling about how the fuck women do that more than once
🔗 19:40 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not having a complete stealth option in this one is also less fun in this one
🔗 19:40 betweenmyself: “Jules”
🔗 19:40 kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've seen those videos and love them.
🔗 19:40 Thefluffiestguineapig:
DBD is getting a new expansion, you could introduce Adam to it
🔗 19:40 raulghoulia: must have been the wind
🔗 19:40 ButButTheJesus:
@kimmibeans I also get excited for pets in games but not in a game like this
🔗 19:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Same, this makes me sad
🔗 19:41 micalovits: Yea, Stealth in games that aren't build around it is... Not great
🔗 19:41 MacbethSeemsSus: Stealth's fun when it's the focus. Not an option
🔗 19:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: Highest difficulty in game design terms to make work
🔗 19:41Omnipotrevor: It is good in games that are built entirely around it. A good Splinter Cell, for example
🔗 19:41 xantos69: The games that are stealth games... can do it well. But games that just also happen to have a stealth system tend to be real bad.
🔗 19:41Vandristine: older Thief games were peak
🔗 19:41 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dishonored made it feel RAD
🔗 19:41 ghizmou: that s because you have a hard time not being loud adam
🔗 19:42EvilBadman: @thefluffiestguineapig This game absolutely has a pure stealth option. You were never gonna see it here.
🔗 19:42 JosephDeath: I like Stealth when you're superpowered ala Dishonored or Deathloop
🔗 19:42 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vandristine Thief 2 was so good
🔗 19:42 mrjujubeans: it’s great in Dishonored
🔗 19:42 Darleysam: so much stealth gameplay for me is sitting in a corner for 15 minutes watching paths, then getting seen as soon as I move
🔗 19:42 raulghoulia: arkham games nailed it
🔗 19:42 gawag_: i dislike how it feels like an afterthought most of the time
🔗 19:42GreyThey: So you're saying you don't want them to add a stealth mechanic to Street Fighter?
🔗 19:42 salamisuperstar: Realistic stealthy mechanics just make everything feel slow
🔗 19:42 rosesmcgee: I need to take my back pills
🔗 19:42 saucemaster5000: stealth fails more than it succeeds, but there are good examples
🔗 19:42Vandristine: i am YOUNGER than you
🔗 19:42 micalovits: The black parade last year was sick
🔗 19:42Vandristine: i just play good games
🔗 19:42 PsychoI3oy: but I just woke up .... and took my blood pressure medication
🔗 19:42Natural_Ones_Only: And you don't have to shoot the dog
🔗 19:42Mai_Andra: Assassin's Creed X Stealth Archer build X Oblivion
🔗 19:42 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ehhhhhhhhhh
🔗 19:42 saucemaster5000: modern hitman probs?
🔗 19:42 NotCainNorAbel: Hitman
🔗 19:42 Nigouki: only fun stealth was in the original Crysis. you could spend 30 min arranging explosives all around an enemy outpost and then push buttan for satisfying kaboom
🔗 19:42 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends TBH
🔗 19:42 gawag_: Dishonored might not be the best but its my favorite
🔗 19:42shushu2539: the "talk your way out of combat" option isn't available
🔗 19:43 Kramburger: Dishonoured
🔗 19:43 WiJohn: Mark of Kri
🔗 19:43 kimmibeans: Crime Scene Cleaner
🔗 19:43 micalovits: Thief 2
🔗 19:43 betweenmyself: when losing stealth becomes and instant-lose situation without even the option to fight your way out, that feels bad
🔗 19:43 kimmibeans: Sorry, wrong game. Serial Cleaner
🔗 19:43 Juliamon: Dishonored is up there for sure
🔗 19:43 xantos69: Dishonoured when you were going for the "never be seen ever" run is kind of a banger.
🔗 19:43 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dishonored is way up there in terms of makiing stealth just feel awesome
🔗 19:43 JusticeJuice: Dishonored
🔗 19:43The_Timo: Mark of the Ninja is a good 2d stealth game
🔗 19:43cutaos:
@micalovits 
🔗 19:43toast3dsmore: dishonored feels like hell if you mess up the stealth, it just turns into quicksave + quickload every 30 seconds
🔗 19:43 Saintnex: AC 2 or brotherhood imo
🔗 19:44 micalovits: Dishonored is good, but man does it feel like you hide for the sake of enemies
🔗 19:44The_Timo:
People always forget about Mark of the Ninja
🔗 19:44 betweenmyself: boat located!
🔗 19:44 Nigouki: wait, A BOAT SECTION!?
🔗 19:44 salamisuperstar: Being able to teleport makes stealth feel a lot better, which is a plus for Dishonored
🔗 19:44 micalovits: Hey now, we wrote it on the cave wall and LIKED it!
🔗 19:44EvilBadman: Yeah Dishonoured gives you all these cool powers and then goes "hey don't use any of these or HIGH CHAOS"
🔗 19:44 JosephDeath: Found it, Mark of the Ninja
🔗 19:44 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex Right, for me a lot of this depends, because it's about which feels best to you. Brotherhood slapped so hard for me, but some people didn't like for me
🔗 19:44 Nigouki: WHat is this, 2005 when everyone was copying Half-Life 2?!!?
🔗 19:44seeweda: there was another Thief game came out in the las 10 years maybe sooner.
🔗 19:44Vandristine: eh thief 2014 was dog
🔗 19:45 micalovits: @seeweda No, there wasn't. That game does not exist
🔗 19:45 Thefluffiestguineapig: @seeweda Th4if was SHIT. Tried to turn Garret into Batman
🔗 19:45Vonbane: wow that was like 3000 spoons
🔗 19:45seeweda: I never played it
🔗 19:45 Nigouki: forums is where internet discussion peaked
🔗 19:45 kimmibeans: I mean, Discord is kind of like the return to forums
🔗 19:45 xantos69: So you are proforma?
🔗 19:45rzrdrgn: Return to Roman forums
🔗 19:45Omnipotrevor: Yeah Ben. Lets head back to Gaiaonline
🔗 19:45 saucemaster5000: Light the fires@!
🔗 19:45 NotCainNorAbel: I had to explain the signatures that were in old forums
🔗 19:45 lamina5432: can get behind that
🔗 19:45 betweenmyself: Adam wants to live in a world where everyone gets their news second hand eight months late
🔗 19:45 neisan2112: I never understood forums tbh, and I was on several.
🔗 19:45 NotCainNorAbel: at work recently
🔗 19:45shushu2539: Let's Nope could be renamed as "100 videogames Adam says are shit"
🔗 19:45 salamisuperstar: Town Forums
🔗 19:45Pteraspidomorphi: The_Timo: Mark of the Ninja is a great choice!
🔗 19:45 dippedfeathers: pax romana
🔗 19:45 CaptainSpam: @kimmibeans Well, Reddit is like the return to forums...
🔗 19:45Vandristine: so you are for-them Ben?
🔗 19:45 terribleplan: Smaller focused communities was nice. Organized by thread/topic even better.
🔗 19:45lochnessseammonster:
i like hanging out here 
🔗 19:45 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am pro making more personal moderation tools available
🔗 19:45 DoctorHutch: Ben you were to young to notice how cringe they were
🔗 19:45 mrjujubeans: that’s just Reddit
🔗 19:45 Darleysam: I know people in this chat from old forums
🔗 19:46 kimmibeans: @CaptainSpam You aren't wrong
🔗 19:46 CaptainSpam: Discord is more like the return to IRC.
🔗 19:46The_Timo: @Pteraspidomorphi May go back and play it now
🔗 19:46EvilBadman: Don't sign your posts
🔗 19:46 Juliamon: dude there are still WILD sigs out there
🔗 19:46Mai_Andra: AC2 was dramatically better than AC1 in many ways, but Brotherhood seemed to fall back some toward AC1 in some ways, which made it disappointing to me.
🔗 19:46 Nigouki: @kimmibeans nope. Discord is chat and sequestered from teh rest of the web so not accessible to search engines and it'll die the moment it's acquired by venture capitalists
🔗 19:46 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster Same, for me this is kind of a forum setting
🔗 19:46Mai_Andra: I loved Revelation, though. I know that's a minority take...
🔗 19:46 SnackPak_: gottem
🔗 19:46lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:47 betweenmyself: @nigouki unfortunately the creators of Discord have been fairly clear they want someone to buy them out
🔗 19:47 Juliamon:
all of my local news groups are on Facebook 
🔗 19:47 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra For me I enjoy playing AC2 and Brotherhood together because AC2 is a better playing experience and Brotherhood is a better story. Then I go to AC4 and Pirate my way to glory
🔗 19:47 Nigouki: @betweenmyself Yep, discord has 5 years of life left at best. Then all that support information for every game and whatever that migrated to discord will be lost forever
🔗 19:47Vonbane: adios Jesse
🔗 19:47 micalovits: o7 Jesse
🔗 19:47 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Especially because of the new CEO
🔗 19:47 mrjujubeans: I’ve never seen laundry in there
🔗 19:47 xantos69: What is the best place to eat in your town?
🔗 19:48Vonbane: sounded like Jesse was going for Tommy
🔗 19:48 salamisuperstar: Jessie is going for Tommy, Ellies is going for Abbey
🔗 19:48 lamina5432: got one of those pair of brothers were bought out from a local restaurant bet its a mob thing
🔗 19:48The_Timo: No, Jesse is going to help Tommy, Ellie is going after Abby
🔗 19:48 xantos69: For serious. I'm going to be there in September and want to know the good places.
🔗 19:48EvilBadman: Damn what'd they close this time
🔗 19:48Mai_Andra: He thinks Tommy is near and wants to help him. She wants to take the boat to find Abby. "Tommy can take care of himself."
🔗 19:49Omnipotrevor: I feel like Reddit is a slightly different execution than a forum. Forums I could pop into a thread over the course of a week and the discussion would still be going. Maybe it's just my subscribed subreddits, but it is always the only replies I'll ever see in a Reddit thread after the first few hours is a single chain.
🔗 19:49lochnessseammonster:
i remember getting kicked out of a tim's cuz it was closing and i was so confused... different rules in toronto
🔗 19:49 saucemaster5000: the best place in my hometown ONLY has on their menu 5 seasonal tacos and 5 beers
🔗 19:49lochnessseammonster: cuz they were all 24 hours where i grew up!
🔗 19:49 lamina5432: I thought serge mention aslt was a family retiring thing
🔗 19:49 Thefluffiestguineapig: A few of my favorite places closed because the people ran them were immigrants and just aged out and their kids didn't want to take over
🔗 19:49 mrjujubeans: *drunk
🔗 19:50lochnessseammonster: but not anymore
🔗 19:50 Diabore: wtf did you do
🔗 19:50ghyllnox: For what
🔗 19:50 ButButTheJesus: I mean
🔗 19:50ghyllnox: Yeah that'll do it
🔗 19:50Vonbane: Do Not Sell Blizzards To This Man
🔗 19:50 salamisuperstar: What are these screams lmao
🔗 19:50lochnessseammonster:
i should've got kicked out for spiking coffee but they didn't give a shit
🔗 19:50 Diabore: maybe i was boring, ive never been banned from somewhere
🔗 19:51lochnessseammonster: awww
🔗 19:51Vonbane:
never been banned from anywhere, but almost killed a guy with a jelly doughnut
🔗 19:51 Larkonus: @Vonbane Well now that demands a story.
🔗 19:51ghyllnox: I'm not banned personally, just by people group. Particularly bathrooms
🔗 19:51 betweenmyself:
the Dairy Queen has a warrant for my arrest; she’ll have me beheaded if I show my face there
🔗 19:51 terribleplan: New roadquest idea unlocked.
🔗 19:51 salamisuperstar: They've been using ai aging software to keep your picture up to date
🔗 19:51 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please do not dox yourself
🔗 19:51EvilBadman: You know Edmonton has no Internet after 6pm
🔗 19:51 MacbethSeemsSus: The employees point and do the body snatcher scream
🔗 19:51 Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan Oh that's so GOOD
🔗 19:52 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was meaning for chat
🔗 19:52 Saintnex: oh dang, what if this was the reason Ben got vanilla ice cream instead of the strawberry cheesecake blizzard that one lets nope stream?!?
🔗 19:52 saucemaster5000: We got his high school! 2 more facts before enacting operation pheonix!
🔗 19:52 dippedfeathers: if you go to edmonton, you don't lave alive
🔗 19:52 betweenmyself: Ben doesn’t live in Edmonton… Noted, just several thousand more cities until I’ve narrowed it down
🔗 19:52 SnackPak_: 2 for 1
🔗 19:52Vonbane: dumbasses
🔗 19:53shushu2539: its a serious condition called moth brain
🔗 19:53 Saintnex:
🔗 19:53lochnessseammonster: some good death screams
🔗 19:53 saucemaster5000: alright 1-2 rock thrower
🔗 19:53 xantos69: I wonder how many people in the history of humanity have said "Got you, Oh Crap" when their gun goes click cause it is empty.
🔗 19:53Vonbane: clip that
🔗 19:53 betweenmyself:
🔗 19:53 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
🔗 19:53adept_nekomancer: Well then.
🔗 19:53 neisan2112:
🔗 19:53 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
🔗 19:53 LRRbot:
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🔗 19:53Natural_Ones_Only: Hi Jordynne
🔗 19:53 dippedfeathers: i learn a lot in these streams
🔗 19:53 kimmibeans: I spit out my tea
🔗 19:53 Diabore: cant really be pegged with a straight face tbh
🔗 19:53ghyllnox: Surprised you haven't gone through with it by now
🔗 19:53 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben slowly going redder and redder
🔗 19:53 niccus: i mean it can be arranged
🔗 19:54drcthulu: Don't take the low hanging fruit
🔗 19:54 betweenmyself: Ben ain’t one to kink shame
🔗 19:54 schordash: i mean, ben went 👀❕
🔗 19:54 micalovits: Just go for it
🔗 19:54 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to the highlight reel
🔗 19:54ghyllnox: @Diabore Pegging is generally a straight activity
🔗 19:54 ButButTheJesus:
gdi
🔗 19:54 far2muchsarcasm: Never reward attention seeking behavior
🔗 19:54 saucemaster5000: it's like a poker face
🔗 19:54 micalovits: Pegging is usually pretty straight tbh
🔗 19:54 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox It depends, anyone can enjoy it
🔗 19:54 LostThePirate: XD
🔗 19:54 niccus: you can but it's usually not ideal for your partner
🔗 19:54Blakemcm: when you got pegged for the first time it was a monumental time in your life. for me... it was a Tuesday
🔗 19:54 xantos69: oh damn... he is right tho.
🔗 19:54 Thefluffiestguineapig: CLIP THIS
🔗 19:54EvilBadman: @far2muchsarcasm Active Sub badge
🔗 19:54 NotCainNorAbel:
500 -reward
🔗 19:54adept_nekomancer: Oh no, we've stumbled into the Twitch business model!
🔗 19:54ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's true! But it's often used in a straight context
🔗 19:54CaptainSpam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
🔗 19:54 CaptainSpam: REWARDED!
🔗 19:54lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:54 ButButTheJesus: Clappi
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🔗 19:54 shendaras:
🔗 19:54 DaFhaye: You can be straight and like pegging
🔗 19:54 tehfewl: had a tinder match lead with "thoughts on pegging?"
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🔗 19:55 saucemaster5000: I shall remain sitting in protest
🔗 19:55 protojman: yay streamer!
🔗 19:55 CaptainSpam: Figured that was a good time to deploy that.
🔗 19:55 ContingentCat: Modern problems require modern solutions lol
🔗 19:55ghyllnox: It's not a question of where you lie, but how you're laid
🔗 19:55 xantos69: Oh I loved this mechanic if the Jurrassic Park game for the Genesys.
🔗 19:55 betweenmyself:
I think a lot of people who enjoy being pegged lie on their stomachs…
🔗 19:55 Diabore: i think its the motors fault, not the boat ben
🔗 19:55 MacbethSeemsSus: You can take Ellie to Victoria
🔗 19:56lochnessseammonster: never
🔗 19:56 Jennie_Fuchsia:
100 hello I’m here to reward attention seeking behavior
🔗 19:56 rosesmcgee: No, it's frozen
🔗 19:56adept_nekomancer: I mean, it can melt
🔗 19:56EvilBadman: Just becomes sour cream
🔗 19:56Vonbane: or get freezer burned
🔗 19:56 ContingentCat: yeah Dairy's known for its shelflife
🔗 19:56 Rootpotato: ok but twinkies
🔗 19:56 niccus: by definition it needs to be cold
🔗 19:56 schordash:
ben! why was that the same face as for adam's pegging comment?
🔗 19:56ghyllnox: Temp controlled, low humidity for rust control
🔗 19:56 schordash:
🔗 19:56 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fried SPAM on sushi rie is very good
🔗 19:56 rosesmcgee: Spam and eggs?
🔗 19:56 shendaras: anything else?
🔗 19:56 ButButTheJesus: goin for spam brb
🔗 19:56 kimmibeans: Come to NYC and I will fry spam for you
🔗 19:57Vonbane: poached eggs and spam is goated
🔗 19:57 Larkonus: I haven't had Spam in so long I don't remember if I like it or not.
🔗 19:57Mai_Andra: ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪
🔗 19:57 niccus: how easy is it to source spam musubi in victoria?
🔗 19:57oh_look_a_person: D: Adam doesn't know spam musubi??
🔗 19:57lochnessseammonster: cucumber salad
🔗 19:57 lamina5432: I have brats
🔗 19:57 xantos69: Right out of the bag sir
🔗 19:57lochnessseammonster: cuz spam so salty
🔗 19:57oh_look_a_person:
spam musubi is one of my favorite things
🔗 19:57 Diabore: just chow down bud
🔗 19:57 schordash: fried spam, scrambled eggs, rice, soy sauce— filipino fav 🤌
🔗 19:57 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra I learned that sketch was the origin of the term "spam" for email because tech nerds love Monty Python and it made me very happy
🔗 19:57 kimmibeans: Spam musubi is delicious
🔗 19:58KeytarCat: So this gate stays open??
🔗 19:58 Thefluffiestguineapig: @schordash That sounds fucking delicious
🔗 19:58GreyThey: Would you want to be inside of spam (a la sour cream)?
🔗 19:58 saucemaster5000: spam is a very good thing to have around
🔗 19:58 mrjujubeans: spam and pickles?
🔗 19:58 betweenmyself: tis eight of the clock, indeed
🔗 19:58 dippedfeathers: Time well wasted
🔗 19:58oh_look_a_person:
🔗 19:58 schordash: @Thefluffiestguineapig it is! highly recommend
🔗 19:58 Going_Medium: Enjoy your spam and pegging. Good stream today.
🔗 19:58 Larkonus: Thank you for the stream, good sirs! Thank you mods for your work!
🔗 19:58 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrjujubeans Depends on the pickles for me
🔗 19:58Vonbane: and 300 lbs of spoons
🔗 19:58lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:58 schordash:
wait wha???
🔗 19:58 MacbethSeemsSus: In that order
🔗 19:59 BusTed:
🔗 19:59 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 19:59lochnessseammonster:
🔗 19:59 SnackPak_: good joke
🔗 19:59 Thefluffiestguineapig: We got there!
🔗 19:59 dippedfeathers: Be sure to spam "pegging" in the chat to increase your hymen
🔗 19:59 ButButTheJesus: goodnight folks
🔗 19:59 xantos69:
50 Bits
🔗 19:59 saucemaster5000: spegging
🔗 19:59 lamina5432: gnight
🔗 19:59 schordash: night! o7
🔗 19:59 Larkonus: The stream was very PegChamp.
🔗 19:59 DaFhaye: What about pegging my spam?
🔗 19:59 Earthenone: PegChamp
🔗 19:59 dippedfeathers: guten nacht!
🔗 19:59 couchboyj:
🔗 20:00 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds fun
🔗 20:00Mai_Andra: I think it's just Cori this week. maybe music?
🔗 20:00 couchboyj: Just Cori, makin music 🎶
🔗 20:00 dippedfeathers:
LET'S PEG
🔗 20:00 neisan2112: So excited for it
🔗 20:00 lamina5432: find a game where paint affects abilities and do that?
🔗 20:01EvilBadman: Five eps prob
🔗 20:01the_walking converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
🔗 20:01 MacbethSeemsSus: There might be poker
🔗 20:01 Thefluffiestguineapig: Force Mele!
🔗 20:01 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget whether it's vegan or just veggie
🔗 20:01adept_nekomancer: Cows that are technically plants.
🔗 20:02 dippedfeathers: Scientists have developed a nw kind of vegetarian called "not vegetarian"
🔗 20:02 Juliamon: it's veggie, he's still using cheese
🔗 20:02 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Thank you, I forgot
🔗 20:02EvilBadman: And no card over 3 bucks printings
🔗 20:02 lamina5432: two cubes is one to many to own
🔗 20:03schordash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
🔗 20:03 schordash:
🔗 20:03 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, schordash! (Today's storm count: 54)
🔗 20:03 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 20:03LostThePirate subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
🔗 20:03 LostThePirate:
🔗 20:03 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, LostThePirate! (Today's storm count: 55)
🔗 20:03 dippedfeathers: thank you again @NotCainNorAbel
🔗 20:04 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
🔗 20:04 NotCainNorAbel:
@dippedfeathers
🔗 20:04 shendaras:
🔗 20:04 ButButTheJesus: thamk strem
🔗 20:04 dippedfeathers: Definitely
🔗 20:04 Dog_of_Myth:
🔗 20:04 MacbethSeemsSus: The game is the podcast
🔗 20:04 SnackPak_: wow rude
🔗 20:04 lamina5432: back at you
🔗 20:04 NotCainNorAbel: Peg myself?
🔗 20:04lochnessseammonster:
🔗 20:04 MrSarkhan:
🔗 20:04 shendaras:
🔗 20:04 chanterelleton: Thanks Adam!
🔗 20:04 the_walking: damn
🔗 20:04ghyllnox: Thanks I will
🔗 20:04Vonbane: "content"
🔗 20:04 xantos69: Thanks streamer. Well said streamer.
🔗 20:04ghyllnox:
🔗 20:04 Nigouki: self-peg for no preg!
🔗 20:04 Saintnex:
god Ben and Adam are SO RUDE
🔗 20:05 rosesmcgee: ben's parachute fantasy gone wrong
🔗 20:05 LostThePirate: lol
🔗 20:05lochnessseammonster:
🔗 20:05 ButButTheJesus:
🔗 20:05 protojman: that came out of NOWHERE
🔗 20:05Saskquatchewan subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
🔗 20:06 LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Saskquatchewan! (Today's storm count: 56)
🔗 20:06 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
🔗 20:06 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good stream good chats, hope you all have a good week
🔗 20:06 dippedfeathers:
Good night everybody!
The Best (spoopy) Boys
